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ZBT #201: John Boehner

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ZBT #201: John Boehner

"Hold onto your dicks and vaginas everybody. It's a big episode. It's a Friday edition of zero blog thirty. Get you look concerned. Is that an okay. What start no I'm looking jazzed? I guess I do a little behind the scenes while we go. I'm obviously in San Antonio. The two of them are in New York. We got new lights and it makes you look like everything I say is like the most illuminating shit of all time your bride and bushy tailed a start the show which means it's going to be great right because we have four rounds in the magazine. It's a huge edition of zero block thirty round number one. Hey they're red white and beautiful. We've found some of the worst military dating profiles or the best depending on how you look around and we are going to break them down for you listening and who knows maybe you'll find your soulmate round number two a veteran from Pennsylvania went to DC thinking he was just there for the World War Two memorial but he ended up getting a surprise of a lifetime and a metal that was a long time coming round number three. We have former speaker of the house John Bainer in for a candidate interview Kate I went down to. DC Brennan was there to shout out the Lib was there too we went to his living room drank a little little wind ripped a couple of six and just talked about his career has life and is some of the time and the CBS which doesn't get talked about all that often and finally round number four. 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Bunch indeed starts out how she talked excellent case show so I am actually really excited about this new rucking venture because I have all the stuff coming like I said people are pretty pumped about it in my instagram grammy nods e bts instagram. I've got several tweets about it like I would love to watch you rock. I think people just want to see me suffer. I think that's what it is. They know that I'm going to be breathing hard. I walked walked home from the gym today which is only about a mile with absolutely nothing on my back but there's a slight Texas Hill. I walked up at by the time I got to the top. Wouldn't it is fuck. This is going to be a shit. Show an absolute shit show. That's cool though but you're going to be doing it twice a week you're going to be leading followers on instagram and twitter no the schedule so that they can follow you because you're going to be on instagram live right when you're out on your on these rocks on these hikes side. Oh yeah and I wanna make a promise listener. I'm actually going to order a cell phone the case cover that's waterproof. I will be doing this rain or shine unless there's lightning rain or shine yeah lightning within five. I'm going to cancel cancelled opponent. I guess so I think that's safe but I got this bag in the mail just like a little fifty dollar bag that order from Amazon and they but like all these little things has like the US flag. That's backwards like pretty typical stuff but then they also sent from their brand. I'm pretty sure that the writer of this Moto Patch is not a native speaker of English because it says no no commas or anything like that says I am a slow walker but I never walked backwards backwards. Never give up never lose and never lose the opportunity to succeed book and say the Heck Right yeah. I like that a lot yeah. It looks at the bag from what I can tell. It looks like it's very comfortable which I think will go far because if it was uncomfortable that would just be all the more reason to stop doing and it's definitely a moto dork bag except it's not cammo. It's spread right and that's tough because you have to have a strong bag in order to carry forty five fifty pounds every single time like if you just get a regular Jan sport. It's probably going to break apart. I would think and you need to have a little padding so the plate doesn't like scratch your butthole to oblivion good lower back pad to with strapper. It's got the strap around there yet. That's very one of the things that I was really worried about. Is We constantly clown backpack. Kids like the boot backpack kids young military members love to wear those I was was very worried about wearing all of drab Coyote Tan or black but I found bread which I'm normally not a red guy 'cause my beer to feel like they really clash but read on my back back reading my face. I'm ready to roll ready to roll ready to roll GAW got a trick that thing out to you. GotTa really personalize it. I do eh that all right. Let's get started with the show because I'm really excited. Kate has been dying to do this first topic since early in the week. She's been prepared for for it because there's something special about the relationship between tender and bumble. What are some other ones hinge grinder? There's it's like all different ones out there. There's a million super exclusive one right now riot. I've never even heard of that apply for it and they don't loot anybody on. It really put it this way. He's been trying to get included into Ryan. They keep rejecting him even famous enough. There's a ton of different dating APPS apps out there and especially if you're on a military base it's tough because the pool it's all dudes and if you're a dude looking for ladies it's tough did so you really gotta make your dating profile l. Stand out. You got one because she's got a lot of options. If you're in a military town Scott options she certainly does. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I've always said so. Oh I can't help but notice I said even when I'm dating somebody I always keep tumble on my phone because it's just like looking into a petri dish of the men in that community and gives me an idea of the community so what's the worst town you've been in for like turning on bombard tender and down four yeah and all it is it's you swipe. It's camouflaged camouflage camouflage and every single photo they have is them every single one military military military standing out but did you guys if you were single today and you were dating. Would you say that you're in the military. Would you have photos of yourself in uniform. Would that be something that you put out there. Here's what I would do because I would still have the town that I was into indicator because you want to have. I think there's nothing wrong was saying that you're in the military obviously like if you're in the military there is this assumption that you're going to be in shape which is a lot of ladies would find to be attractive like that. You're in decent shape so I would still say like say. If I was doing in Virginia. I would still say that I'm from Quantico like that. That's where my location would be so that's automatic dead giveaway. You're the Marine Corps there but my main profile would be I would go to like painting with a twist alike have me painting on their like painting that I just did like me looking back and smiling well. I think the camera while I was painting the next one would be like me in front of like a barbecue grill where I was grilling on hanging out just the right person the other one. Would he like reading a book like that so you had that so they like oh this person's well rounded right. You have to show that you're a little route. Well rounded yeah. I think you wouldn't get too many swipe bright's from being honest girls would see guys tried to the one I'm getting at any possible unless probably truecar. Can you tell me it's so so hard to pick pictures because unless you're just really gorgeous looking it's hard to convey your personality through a picture and guys screwed up so yeah this is really mean but when I go hang out my girlfriends who are like married and stuff like Kate pull up your bumble we put it on the TV and we sit there and just shit outta. This is what Girls League through who and we just roast the ever loving shit out of these profiles not so I had a ton of fun then going through these military ones and recently there has been whenever there's is a really really bad one. They start making the rounds on social media so I found a couple that have been making the rounds one of these fake but the rest are very painfully awfully real. We're saving which one we believe is fake because we don't know kate did this on her own con me con andbranch zero idea of which one is fake and which one is real real taken away all right and I did the research real ones painfully real all right exhibit A. Aged Nineteen Infantry United States army the photo cameras the face blocked out. Obviously hello there red white and beautiful are you tired of weak. Beta males who drink soy Latte Ace soy is is for pussies and I'm here to grab yours. I like that's lovely Jeez. I like my women. How I like my coffee hot and ready in the morning? I thought it was going to be I'll be honest ah he'd liked black women every time every time I get an erection a Bald Eagle cries out in American pride and the flag flies a little harder. Actually she don't hate that got five spelled wrong. That's fine. You can expect one thousand nine hundred infantry army got to be a good speller gay. Just think that's unrealistic. Elastic your see I think the issue with this is not the fact that he wants to grab a woman by the Jonah. Obviously that's problematic problematic unless she wants that if she wants with consent sent right in privacy but you're also taking out a large portion of the United States that is allergic to regular dairy milk. A lot of people are lactose. Intolerant is that whenever the dating pool is already small in like a small military town. Do you automatically WanNa. I say hey if you're lactose intolerant. I'm out right. It's tough. I Know Well Exhibit Be Age twenty two second lieutenant tenant. US Army United States Military Academy photo the faces cropped off but it's the guy in gym shorts any shirtless with a super for super ripped body and six pack apps and this is all it says a couple of quick sentences here best tongue game in the state a half little excellent it cook can entertain any discourse on art or Literature Big Dick. I love this one cons. Is that you it was closed until we get to that last part. I love that we saw the picture and the short shorts cons all right doing okay. I just love this be any enlisted officer. Whoever 'cause like best tongue game in the state big Dick but you know for sure the West Point part is true because then they have to include they can entertain any discourse on art or literature being dig yes? I feel like I like that. I think that's what a lot of ladies are looking for. You want a good tongue game nothing wrong with some good tongue game. I will say though there is proof for this work in the whole put in the West Point thing I know a person I would never ever say this person's name Kevin no there is a person who her mother told her to go to west point to find a husband. You're definitely the people out there and not just West Point Naval Academy Air Force whatever they want those type guy. I have an uncle who told me to hang out in the steps Villanova law school perfect Yep yeah. It's not as I should have go to Harvard Villanova. Whatever yeah there are definitely people out there? I want to meet this person and she said that because they have the best tongue game in the state of New York Lulu anyways you know he I think he should've let with excellent Cook right is there I disagree. I think you've got a LE- with your best straight. That's the best time game in the state. I mean that's that's pretty good tongue game. You gotTa subtexts there to he's very generous. This is true. This is the I love to selfish lover go to clam town and then buyers laying there like Oh. He's going to bring in a fresh homemade MAC and cheese yeah so that's when you get sick second the old tongue he brings out the bottom. It's a little little sexual sandwich in that tender profile really is what a treat so hopefully still out there. Ah H H twenty-seven wait time. Let's go back real quick. How do you feel about the shirtless photo if he does have really rip body personally? If I am dating and looking I never swipe on those guys because I'm like this guy so in shape that he's too busy at the gym to hang out with me. Hr and I need a lot of attention now. What about this? If you have a super six super six pack instead of putting out like your shirtless pick hop into the pool with your shirt on yeah and then it's it's a little bit under the radar. Be Like Oh me. I just got pushed in the pool. This is so silly and I have a six pack yeah. It's it's a little more sneaky right. You're still soaked then go sit at the paint and SIP night table and turn around Combo Voshel explode exhibit. She'll expose we're talking scored people anyway wow exit age twenty-seven no other bio info but there is a photo he's wearing dress blues with a couple of medals branch. Marine Corps Dress Blues Couple of medals none that really blew Madonna Karuna off but that's okay everybody's carrying. I'm a fighter not a lover. datings bullshit not interested in chasing you know fat girls nor leftover women. I'm very successful so my time is precious. I don't care about your wants and needs. Most of you are worthless and I just WanNa get wrecked spelled R. E. Katie I'm immune to your seduction and Kinda lingus is I shall fire to also final sentence. I'm full of Song Dance. What what the five outages complete one eighty said prior lots of breakdown here? I'm a fighter not a lover. Okay cool right so we go to the bar every Friday night and you're gonNA to get in a fight. That's a lot of fun and military or not. I do see profiles like this all the time. We're right off the BAT. That guy is mad at women and I'm like what are you doing on here. You fucking idiot it. What like what the hell no fat girls nor leftover women? What's leftover women? My guess is somebody who has some sort of past. Maybe a divorce so he wouldn't go for me. Oh sorry this is awesome. I'm very successful. So my time is precious. You have like three medals. You've Vineyard twenty-seven success alot depresses that depresses cages hold on wait. Wait wait before you go on cons that might be the first instance Z. Bt History in two hundred one episode that we metal Shamed Kate metal shame. Here's my he's he's like he's like a corporal. He's twenty seven years old Jamie that was going to be joined later life. He didn't even have a NAM horrid cookie okay. I'm not interested in this guy. That's what I was GONNA say at a corporate like how how successful can you be just following orders. Also that was mean of me but I didn't like that. He said no fat girls or I knew that there was going to be some shots fired. When this guy fat shame key had to come Adam somewhere it would hurt if he is a listener? The three medals as a corporal stinks. I will admit that stinks but that was ugly on you too. You just wrenching. How successful can you be as a corporal very successful black score corporals insurgence? You can be the best corporal of all time but I just don't know how much coach how busy you're going to be and you're still only raking in about forty eight year. Okay we know we see going back up even further we need to back up even further and breakdown. What is success? How are we measuring success? Well apparently one hundred eighty thousand dollar oil riggers successful so I don't no you're fucking you. GotTa be like basically mangled successful Google. Excuse me excuse me this is getting a little too low brow. Excuse me as I go Caruso Martin Litter well the only part that makes me intrigue does that he's full of Song Dan. I WanNa know what that means. In the worst way I would swipe right on this guy just to find out what that means also for soy boys bringing on the silly boys and get them in any way. Would you not like to do that. That's part. That's my favorite things in the World Anyway Exhibit D. There's only two more left Exhibit D. D. H. Forty two school of hard knocks knocks spelled incorrectly and OC KS would have been better better food nox yeah I would have accepted that the United States Navy and the photo he's wearing all white uniform and he's double fisting to heavies already to baby. Let let me float forty two baby. Let me float your boat and sink my d into all your portholes. The only sub this sailor needs is a sub missive woman who caters to my every need my God if you do that. I promise I'll take care of you so good. You'll never want another man have two sons from a previous marriage. Who are my world love? My motorcycle fill in my bitch seat will cruise. This guy went from horrible to really nice and not fall back horrible right yeah. This is a Roller Coaster commotion but let me think my dear Portal's. I don't hate the plan words. I have a confession to make I guess when I was on facebook when I was on active duty. You know we're at said school. I was embarrassed to put seminary like where I went to school so I put university life as my school school your this guy what that's that's a step above harbor seal life. I can see maybe committee. This guy thinks he's being funny like okay but then the only sub the sailor needs is submissive woman so maybe submarine Guy I don't know are we got but this is my personal favourite personal favorite. Oh wait. I'm actually there's two more. I'm sorry if this is taken to let them know. This is great. Okay Exhibit E H Twenty Three No info photo was blacked out so it just goes straight to what she has to say. Okay now. We're switching to the ladies for the final two. Hey y'all looking to find someone who wants out of the barracks. Take pictures cuddle have sex go to the ball drink beer make a life while we're here in Jacksonville. I'm constantly told on beautiful and sexy and if you're interested I'll give you my number sent picks. I have tattoos thirteen piercings on my face love guns cars fishing and truck PAL's. I mean the if this isn't a classic Jacksonville Lady. What's that say about Jacksonville and Bill Jacksonville Watch Tom looney anyway three times so far the episode I okay well? I'm going record going for thirteen. Just as many piercings is this girl has on her face. I do feel like this sounds to any normal person reading it. You're like Oh hell no red flag city. If you're a young marine reading this you're like fuck. Yes yeah the fact that she comes out and says have sex. That's like green light. Let's let's go plus guns cars fishing and troubles. Yes sure thing sure the only thing I think that's hurting this. This one take pictures. That's the only thing that would drive young men away right. He wants to me right here in the face. I think that's a little too many. Can you take pictures of let's let's would would the ears be considered the yeah no yeah no yeah I think so I think she'd probably referring ears two years. She's definitely got the browse the tongue the Marilyn Monroe's right so what we got for but this is my all time favorite one and the F. and exhibit F stands for this profile Oh file totally fucks so jj did tie buckle up my friends. This is my all time favorite age twenty two master of manipulation relation at Verizon Miami University of Ohio and then the rest of her spiel here is in list form. She listed all out. Hey dumb ass boots. Yes you are a boot one hundred percent. I have free crowns. Don't get offended. You're in the Marine Corps. I have major guy issues in all caps. WHO's wanting? Ah mixologist so I'm experiencing feelings if you like comedy add me yeah this is already really silly and fun. Then she includes her instagram and snapchat chat profiles. I looked at both I can confirm. This is indeed a real person. If you're bigger than three inches swipe left wow big standards I wanNA tongue pothole. I'm looking for that dirty Dick boy to piss Christ Jesus and then in all caps. I have a whole album on spotify apple music about marines just download it. Oh Buddy you better believe I went to spotify downloaded that shit she goes by the name of C- money and she's got songs like Alpha Aw boot ass bitch ready to blow but if we're going to listen but right now I'm GonNa make you guys listen to a little ditty called dirty ass marine dirty ass marine. Sorry we're going to listen to the whole thing because I'm just gonNA torture you guys but she rips into motor t- rhymes that with infantry stocks about banging your sergeant she goes all in but before we do. Can you guys guess which one before we close out the segment with her beautiful song by see money. Can you guess what yes I believe that I will go with Number Number Exhibit D. and that is the school of hard knocks Navy Guy who wants to sink his dis into your portholes okay cons. What do you think this is tough because yeah in the world von layoffs very because they're so basel because but I was GonNa say caused me and you see the people that do these yeah Gosh? I would've said D. but I don't know I think it's C. D. The navy guy all those other ones completely real. I looked did he just a Whitney of pumps. It was just fun city kate well. You know what let's let's listen to the song of the girl who wants to fuck your butthole and let you pissing. Her mouth. Here is C. Money with what does he ask Pinch Zhou Marine Marine there so many here see money with thirty Aspirin like Donald terner anymore anymore need to do and name telling you this is all these guys to ooh. I love your when you when you sent that text last night at midnight like all right. I'll check this lady out she her lyrics were clever and it was funny hearing all of that Innuendo in those examples put into word form in and excuse means a music forum. She wasn't that great in my opinion. Now Buddha's pitched. That's my opinions of your Music Joyce. You're lashing. We gotta go yeah. I mean no doubt I would love to have her come in for the radio actually and do like a live rendition of like her Shit I. I believe she is a marine. She either is or you. Don't come on this without being like the phrase Buddha's bitch. If you utter the phrase Buddha's bitch in front of me I oughta that's you don't even have to show me Your D to fourteen. I automatically know that you're in the Marine Corps and her songs show such an like an Jeff Knowledge of the Marine Corps Geez for sure we gotta show she's. She's my eighth amid all right. Let's move onto round number to do you WANNA walk us through that more wholesome yeah chaff by the way just be thankful that you miss this whole dating online with APPs seem. I'm happy I'm no longer part of it. I WANNA catfish. Somebody I WANNA use not like my own picture but I wanNA use somebody who I would say a a solid for like my looks like a four point six. I WANNA find somebody who's like a four point six and just use my personality and what I think would work on dating sites just to see how good I would do me and my wife almost did it one night. We almost made one together just so we could fuck around with it while we were watching jeopardy and see how many people we could you gotta get the hook up with us. That's a slippery slope libary. Slow Breeze love next the next thing you know next thing you know you're sandwiched between two dudes from Des Moines and you're wondering how it got signed me up up all right. Let's move onto round two comes to our friends over at a stars and stripes a little bit of a surprise I story with the help of his cane. Ninety six year old Clarence Boyer stood before the Shiny Marble fountains of the World War Two memorial on the National Mall this Wednesday and rendered entered a sharp salute admiring the bronze star medal with combat V. for valor pins on the Lapel of his Third Armored Division Jacket side note the World War Two memorial is my favorite memorial acids acids gorgeous. It was a moment that had been a longtime coming almost seventy five years smaller had earned the moniker the hero of Cologne own as a twenty one year old tank gunner after destroying the seemingly unstoppable German Panther tanks blocking the army's Third Armored Division on their march to the Rhine River in world war to most of his crew had never received combat awards for heroism and he wasn't prepared Wednesday when the army finally presented and real quick. I saw this story from someone I follow on twitter a woman named Mackenzie who actually attended the ceremony she lives down in DC and the photos she posted it was at memorial said how beautiful it is. They had a full military Dan. They're a really nice crowd. They had beautiful like gold embossed programs. They were handing out the told his story and there was even a tank loan from a guy in Pennsylvania who painted it from the military but it's from some dude mania who has a hobby collecting this guy I read up on it. This guy collects extent. We need to go to that dude's house to get on the pod. I know have bursting anyway. I was real surprised sets more who arrived at the memorial Wednesday morning expecting affecting visit as a tourist. He said he had long ago given up on receiving valor award. He was promised for his actions March six nine hundred forty five. That's interesting to note. He was promised so it was you recognize that he deserved just never received it. It's an honor he said Wednesday on receiving the bronze star I wear the medal a memory of all the young boys who lost their lives there during that time so if you WANNA learn more about you can just Google Clarence Moyer Spelled S. m. o. y. e. r. and hero of Cologne and it's a pretty incredible story and worth noting voting several other several other men who were promises medals have since passed but their families got to go and received the medal of their members. I just thought that was not. I know this is a petty thing I hated this happens to veterans and it happens all the time it's happening to veterans to where you rate these medals and and yes whenever you get out technically doesn't have anything to do with promotion but with certain levels at our of that level of valor there's enormous benefit that comes with ah whether it's the reduction of interest rate on your home the qualification for your children to go to school for free the way that you pay for registration in certain states like the education benefits on and on and on for awards inner like Bronze Star with Valor and above are purple heart actually and above. I hate that this happens because this guy could've if with the Silver Star there's so many scholarships that would have been available to his children and yes seeing him where at ninety eight years old is beautiful but you also think damn what did he miss out on any truly rated that the that the country should have given him for his actions. Yeah I mean better late than never ever but I agree with you. It is a shame that it took this long so recognize his actions and I think triggered about that because I've been spending so much time lately it feels like with World War Two veterans which is awesome. I mean just yesterday. I drove down to college station to hang out with a gentleman that we're going to play his interview next Friday and just wait till you hear that it is unbelievable believable like some of the stories that he told but we'll get into that next Friday another amazing episodes coming then so make sure that you stick around for that but for all right now we're going to go into our interview that we have with former speaker of the house John Bainer now before we get into that kate and I went down there with Bren- last week cons had some other things going on but cosmetic with them before and so this story is not gonNA surprise after Kate and Brennan had to catch a train back to New York because Kate had to be back for radio and some other things the next day while I was flying back I went out to the same Italian place that we all three are all four of us eight in in had wine with him before so we go inside and you guys know kind of like my running joke whenever we go to a restaurant together spaghetti no matter what restaurant we go to a Mexican Mexican place in Daytona Beach. I'm like what's the Spaghetti Warehouse Spaghetti so we go to this Italian place. We're sitting around this congressional staffers Dafur around there's other people who have important jobs who've worked on like the Hillary Clinton campaign and things like that they're all going around. They're getting like veal Scaloppini and like gala Ma Ma like they're getting all this different Shit it comes around to me speaker banner sitting across the street across the table for me and I say I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs and he looked at me and he goes what in the fuck is wrong with you and it's like it's kind of my thing about a couple of glasses of wine just one a little bit of spaghetti and meatballs and the waiter was like I can't even think of the last time somebody ordered Spaghetti and meatballs at this restaurant I was like like that do which is honestly Kinda hypocritical when you learn about his affinity skype in you're going going to hear more about that. He did the second just that whatever side of the political fence you're on this is just a fantastic sixth grade Taylor this guy and both sides of the fence down in DC like when we went to dinner with them the first time politicians from the left the right we're stopping by and chatting him up and he just has has that kind of quality about him that you just want to listen to what he has to say so if you're listening highly recommend their stories in here I think at this point people realize that we're not like contentious interviews and I think we even said this with the speaker after we're not meet the press that's not what we're designed to do. Were designed to show people stories of that. You might not not hear about it from the other side I had no idea that speaker banner was a CB or why he got into it and some of his background so we're not going to go back and forth with like political arguments when we're sitting in the living room it was just a great conversation to have and I would do it a thousand times in fact I would say he's a friend like we went and whatever we were walking to the restaurant facetime with my wife. My wife was just sitting there and we facetime and she was like I can't believe I just got a facetime from speaker of the House. He's just a great person to be around. I think it's important to highlight that that just goes to show that most of these people in Washington a good majority of them are actually good people and it's when they get in front of a camera or when they are in print that they have to get really divisive but we saw firsthand and you guys saw again last week that but they're actually just good people and they don't necessarily harbor any hate towards anybody else on the other side. It's just there have to argue with them and fight with them because of where they stand politically so it's interesting to see behind the curtain a little bit and see these people for the main point main take away you can disagree without being disagreeable. Here's the speaker of the house jump Bainer well now zero block thirty. We've been trying to make this podcast work for months and I'm so excited we had a wonderful night a couple of months ago. It was in July June. Something like that and we had glasses of wine ripped many any cigarettes with the former speaker of the house John Banner. We are in his house now hanging out and we're just going to have a nice little conversation super excited. It's true and don't tell him I'm going to browse through some of his toiletries later. See if see if I can take any soaps home oh speaker Sir hello well. It's really good to be with you yeah so now talking to Mr Banner is that he has stories for days and one of those we are just what about to get into was when he was hot might with vice president buying it you wanna tell us about that sir. I don't know whether it was twenty. Twelve or twenty a might have been two thousand. There's an eleven but anyway I opening the houseman starting to get everything ready for the state of the Union members were there and the vice president leads the Senate into the House Chamber for the State of the Union and then so this case was Joe Biden so joe comes up and he and I hire friends and I'm telling you about this round round of golf that I played in August and now this was a special addressable in the state of the Union. This was a special president wanted to do in September of two thousand eleven twelve so we're a bear I'm talking about this rally golf and and thank goodness of my my staff told me a Mike was the presence might pick it up this whole conversation. Thank God talking about golf. I could have been talking about yeah was such asshole. Worse staff was saying that they could hear your conversation but they couldn't get a hold of you to tell it was on and they were like thank God. He's talking like if I told US hand signals and I think that's a beautiful spot doc the to really start because your story is very very interesting. I think that there's a lot of people in politics who grew up in very silver spoon type of situations. It was just natural them to be in politics. Your story is so different from that in starting with you being the speaker of the House talking to the vice president on a first first name basis just bullshitting about golf when you were a young boy growing up in your father was running a bar and owning a bar. There's no way that those things went through your mind correct so no no I never we never talk politics in our house. I think about politics and we were Kennedy Democrats but you know there's no real discussion about it and you know I've got eight brothers. Three sisters and my parents were there other. My grandmother moved him mm-hmm. We have fifteen people in a house with two bedrooms and that's where I learned politicking. You have the the working for a couple of years. They had these three bedrooms three bedrooms and finally my parents got their own room. They used to sleep on a couch for fifteen years probably and my grandmother got than girls got a robe and the younger boys were among the older boys another room but we only have one bathroom some middle write the book and one morning this spring. We spent a whole morning talking about growing up couple of thinking about it and I thought wow I just revelation. I don't think I ever remember growing up and get download the bath tub or the shower and dry off with a dry town yeah how how damp was it right ensure that at that time you might have got an in with the freshwater like you probably they use somebody else's too. Although we didn't have city water we were in the city but up on a hill so we had a sister we had oh well but the well went dry so we had a sister so we collect Rambaud or off the roof which worked most of the year but when you got to August September you had to go by water under water trucking up dump water but as I found a couple of lessons I needed to learn to be speaker of the House learned growing up and I grew up in a big family learning to get along with each other and get things done together Europe in a bar after learn to the art of being able to disagree without being disagreeable drunks me sitting there all night at the bar and you're right so you don't I want to agree with him to develop the to be able to disagree without being disagreeable right now. They have a lesson you learn you have to learn to deal with every jackass will walks in the door. The I watched my dad do this at some point in your life. Look back and wonder why you are who you are. I watched by DAB treat every personal walked up our as a customer it doesn't matter whether they were CEO or are they were some labor the matter what color they were and it was a great lesson for me looking back and trying to figure out why I am the way I right but when you're speaker Laos trust me you need to know the order to be able to disagree without being disagreeable and you need to learn to to deal with every jackass walks in the door and we ought to walk through the story that got you to that position as well. This is obviously a military podcast. We delve elven politics a little bit but it always has a touch of military side to it as well. You grew up whenever you're young men. The war in Vietnam was going on and and as the son of a bar owner you didn't have the money necessarily to get a deferment like no no I I got up by papers to get my physical and when I got my physical in nineteen sixty nine while I was there I went by Navy recruiting office was there and they had a program for equipment heavy equipment operators and in the CB's so I went and talked to this recruiter you gave me this wine but no basic training a- Bob and then I'd have to take this test why you want to take this test drive heavy equipment house reverend bulldozers loaders and backhoes thing and stuff like that and I I had every job you could ever imagine to make a nickel. I worked at my dad's bar growing up I worked for a couple of different roofing companies you they could make a buck. There was never a day of my life. I didn't have a job right until I retire from Congress one day of my life. I didn't have a job all right so I decided all right. I'M GONNA sign up was a two and a half year enlistment going to be a CB so and the CB's underrated crazy bunch of folks yeah but k. both in our MP's background and trade but the barracks were they go to initial boot camp now is at Fort Leonard Missouri and their barracks was right across the barracks from us and they would sometimes be out earlier than the Marines and these people in the navy screaming. CB's can't do like literally all Dan do they are so often Gulfport Mississippi and those old would barracks. There's a seabass down there and were there a couple of days and all of a sudden Hurricane Camille comes rolling through town. I remember watching a guy jump off of dock down to a parking lot except he didn't go down he floated out there about thirty feet before his feet every hard to the ground so we spend what do you mean started training and we spend three or four days looking for bodies doing rescue we were just people may well. I've got this bad back of Adam for fifty years and my back started acting I'm saying I can't move and so they. They're trying to figure out what's wrong. I spend six weeks ago six Lehmann Lazy Company and that we're sick there were laying there were finally after I don't know I was in the navy about three months. It sent me home yeah and that's what the army was going to draft me because we take them or are you are you. They tell me you know the draft listen. The army has different medical standards than the navy good for us while vizier. I want by find this recruiter sure to give them my two cents worth about no basic training and yep this is all nonsense and so now held draft me. He's he's a Nana. That's not going to happen and the guy took care of me but you know I I want him to go. Run heavy equipment do do my part for the war. My father served my uncle's observe. My grandfather got gas in World War One wow and in France and and one thousand nine hundred eighty they sent him home telling me gotta move out in the country so moved out bought those places where where I grew up and and he was one of the original health food nuts he he had truck every vitamin known to man and he died in nineteen seventy two you who am I gosh and his grandsons rippin heaters over here you paul he would be a good story for anybody out there. Listening who's been tricked picked by a recruiter which is all of us worry. This guy got tricks as well houses trick by your dirty ass crew right. You're not alone. There are definitely not alone. You went on after you went to the Navy and you've got out of the navy. Then you went to Xavier. I finally was nineteen. Seventy seventy one driving a bulldozer pushing a a big pay on their bill nye seventy four out of Cincinnati water water splashing up January water splashing up on me freezing but I was also a football basketball referee and so basketball season and my my mentor that I worked with was an accounting professor Xavier University so what night Saturday night after a game we're we're all all the officials on the east side since I would go place called Kenwood tavern and we'd sit around the breeze and he said to me painter. You need to get your butt back in school. I say I'd love to but you know I. I just can't afford it much money. You probably scrapie the other four hundred dollars. He's you get nine credit hours for four hundred fifty dollars Xavier and we start Tuesday so Monday I run around and grab transcripts manuscripts from high school at one quarter at University of Cincinnati and I walk into Father Buchanan's office. The registrars Aviary looks at this it says why are you here. I wasn't like some great student right. I saw I saw mimicked deal with him. Let me take three classes Monday. Wednesday Friday take Monday morning I can work those afternoons and I can work all day Tuesday Thursday Thursday and Saturday and you know if it doesn't work out rage aren't good all right. I'm gone why got to be so father. Be cancels another semester rudy all no no no no Joe Trust me. I can't watch rudy. I will cry the movie the Tissues Watch because I am rudy can I I always wanted to go to today. I was not smart art nor was I good enough athlete. I'm a big time cryer too and my family gives me so much shit about it. I give my daughter's scores a goal playing soccer. I'm teared up if she does well planned Tuba. I'm teared up. I love it shows. Passionate Astros are strong man this show every cryer in America knows me because they came came up to me and go. Hey I like you. I cry to know it's Unbelie so anyway I I spend a year fulltime Xavier and but I I just can't I can't can't make enough money so I decided to go to night school so I've finished up at night but along the way I get involved in this small business in the packaging plastics business. My partner was seventy three. I'm twenty five. He dies and I'm still in school school but I'm trying to hold this business together. We have one customer. That's all I hold together a graduated from Xavier and about a month later we've built a house small house out in northern Cincinnati Westchester Weill and my neighbors got me involved in my neighborhood homeowners association Asian so you became the worst person in the world flags tells hung up on your old skills growing growing up you know it was very successful. I was able to solve problems without without angering people get myself upset anyway the next thing you know I'm the speaker of yeah. This is not going to do with my life. Jump it kind of made to do that was doing and I was township trustee State Rep. I'd still running my business until nineteen ninety when I went to Congress and then I've spent twenty five years coming to Washington and leave him Washington every week. I never lived here. I stayed here when we were voting but voting. Od numbers home or in the latter years I was on the road help them my colleagues Homeowners Association to but uh what where do you think 'cause it takes a certain amount of ambition obviously. Where do you think that comes from? You have the finesse to work with people but where does where did that. Come southbound from sixteen to twenty three when I got married I was probably the most miserable person in the world why I wanted to make something that I might from nothing. It all started getting some capital want to go to school meaning pay for it and Alabama odd making something myself some way shape or forth. Where's the tissue he got you by sleep but he was so tired of the wet towels from his sibling cycle show them but it was? I wanted to make something of myself from somewhere but I thought it was going to be in the business world politics no I D. I have some other plan for me that I knew nothing about so I gave it became speaker I I've had no doubts that God put me in this job no but there were days into capital when you know things are just turn on the shit and I'm sitting in my office with his vaulted ceiling painted look up go. Hello Hello Low. You put me here yeah. That's my favorite episode of the West Wing. The two cathedrals win President Bartlett goes in there and something terrible happens to the country and he basically says you put me in this place. Why are you like this guy? I right do imagine that people in high level leadership that feel like they are doing the right thing. You have those days for sure I read an article that was in the New Yorker that was written in two two thousand ten about your leadership style and a lot of people in two thousand ten were saying that after New Gingrich left they wanted another leader who was very dogmatic matic and who would get on people's face slam their fists into to the desk and things like that and you were not that guy though why was that your leadership style to lead lead the way that you did. Where did you learn that leadership style growing up at a bar? I knew all the members I've been to all their districts. UH harassed them. You know had no idea and trauma somber some were overweight in the cloakroom candy bars and I look at them until you little fetch just bust their jobs and and they showed up with their hair wadded up in the back. They're telling you your fingernails figuring whenever we are on the train down she was she was like she was like he's GonNa eat me alive for my fingernails chicken or nothing address. Little moment is shows up for work with our hair wadded up. You know I'd see him like Oh. You're in a hurry this morning. Yeah why is it because you're bought it up in the back of your head looks like Shit and the same thing for with a beard though right all these guys didn't know one to Shave S. They have more hair on your face in the head. I really have option then you do real. We'll borrow by staffers sitting over here. Mara learn this lesson early on that The you don't show up for work with your hair wadded up in the back of your head unless you want to hear about looking a mess so Mara Mara one day she's she's. He's used to take the bus to work but it was started work cold and it started snowing and she she showed up for work and she's a little wet yeah and she was afraid I was gonna say so. I was smart enough not to say anything. That's no one wanted to pick your battles. You have to ask what is it because we have to your staffers here and is that what you would call it like staffers or I dunno trilogy. EFF's good. I know one with them lived in the basement here for us navy drank all your wine at one point but they were staffers but I could never been accomplished what I accomplished without a great team around me just like what you went through the military you you. You're not gonna get very foreign life. If you think it all revolves around on you and I had the best team in Washington it's why I succeeded here and I'm a big believer in in my team and I never thought I was any more important that anybody on my team because we'll have a role to play well had do our jobs. Yes we would plan together we would we would set our goals together and everybody understood what we were trying to accomplish and anybody uh-huh staff in my office and any point any day doesn't matter it was eighteen. They called my team Bainer land. Everybody knows that whoever worked there once you're part of mainland. You're always apart bainer land. We have that kind of thing that Barstool team Portnoy yeah. It's true once you're on the team. You're in for life oil. I won't ask you a little more about some current events that are going on now. With General Mattis he released an op-ed a couple of weeks ago now that was in the Wall Street Journal and he talked about some of the major issues that are plaguing America being tribalism. Do you think that tribalism is worse now than say say whenever President Obama took over in two thousand eight or is it just a a pig with a little bit of lipstick on so it's a lot worse now I've watches watches occur over the last thirty years and think about this. I use this example. I go back to nineteen ninety five nine thousand nine hundred four twenty five years ago where one radio talk show host in America that most people never heard of where one cable news channel that just at news there was there was an internet but only a couple of weeks in Pal Palo Alto California. We're using him there. So there was no apps there were no there was no facebook does Youtube Youtube so come today. We got all these cable channels all they do our politics twenty four seven. We've got a radio talk. Show host all over the country your name for an audience. So how do you say the most outrageous things possible ribbons six and John Manners Basement and then you've got the Internet facebook twitter Youtube Lincoln just go down a whole long list. The American people have been inundated with information about their government some true some not true I went after him at the summer and one of my friends long-term prince go. You look good feel fine. He's well buddy of mine. Call me last night and told me you were dying of brain cancer and lung cancer well you did this. You did this interview with The Washington Post on your deathbed and you through Paul Ryan under the bus but they couldn't print it until after he died I never heard of this is some the most bizarre things and by the way what thrown cruise under the bus not Paul right just say Lucifer in the flesh right word on that that sounds we'll come back to Lucifer. He's now. He's now more. saintly you know. There are all these Internet miss like members of Congress gets their salary for life well why work for twenty five years over there. If I was GONNA get my salary for for life after I got elected the first time who put themselves through that so we don't pay taxes as well. My point is the American people inundated with information that is pushed or pulled them into one or the other tribe and and Donald trump president trump is a is a symptom of of this of what's happened over the last twenty five years and it's it. It's made our politics harder than ever. It was crazy enough when I was there but it's gotten a lot crazier if you were still speaker the house now. How do you think you would deal with the constant bombardment of having to respond to every single tweet at the president does like we've formed a pretty good relationship with Congressman Congressman Kensington seeing his staff after constantly answer for what they do all the time? What do you think your approach would have been if you were still speaker? I have no idea yeah all I know is every morning. I get up five thirty six o'clock. I never turned on the news on TV. I it it'll drive. You totally insane Um so I don't do it but I have to know what's going on so you know I have a cup of coffee and wipe a cigarette and an from sixty seven or so couple cups coffee have view cigarettes but by seven o'clock I'm finished. I've had enough yeah that was hard enough but about seven o'clock. It's Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia. This is not my problem right yeah today's done I don't want a Washington about once a month for a few days and Lebanon in Washington now and the capital the last couple of days which is ps td when I when I when I walk around over there because it's like you'll get away from this. I I started to skip stressed and nervous It's just it's it's bad situation now. It'll change people. Keep asking me how well how this change. I don't really think human being who can change this but at some point there's going to be some intervening event. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA have. It's going to have something bad happened. Were Americans look up ago. Oh yes I am an American I'm a bit liberal conservative Democrat Democrat Republican right left. Wherever you want to call it but I I'm an American which they've forgotten yeah? It does feel like that I mean we constantly get down on and we even though we do cover politics a little bit we try to be as fair as possible and finding new sources that are straight down the middle is almost impossible possible you'll have to you have to read a pretty wide variety of complications actually figure out what's really going on so we have a lot of listeners who are transitioning out of the military who have aspirations to go into politics who want to continue to serve and make a difference if you were to give a young man or woman who is leaving the service being twenty five twenty six years old. What would your advice to them be well? There's a lot of why do public service. Only you can work for the government view can help candidate you can contribute to a candidate. Maybe you want to be the candidate but the best people running for office or people who come to the Congress with some life experience whether it's a mole jerry or were business people people who come out of government as a staffer run for office. How would they know all the whole is what they've seen in government government but the best people who serve in public office and the people who Britain with them life experiences and all I pretty wide right life experience before I got the congress at age forty and and it was a great benefit to me I think people like ed great benefit to the government in terms of bringing that experience so we need people whoever real background who have done something in our life to taking bring the Congress arisen share with their their other colleagues but there's a lot of ways to get involved if you WANNA do it it's association right off the Bat Homeowners Association Start Small Work your way up? Did you ever had the slightest I never be involved in. Politics never crossed my mind when you were standing there and Pope Francis is speaking to everybody. Was that your biggest pinch me moment comment or yes no question when I've spent twenty years trying to get a pope to come and address a joint session of Congress when I I started this in one thousand nine hundred five hundred the number four leader Gingrich's the brand new speaker. I thought it was a big shot and I fire this letter off to John. Paul would of course I get response and staying a little bit really office in a little bit bigger than it used to be not really not really. I get that when I sent out an email to a staffer Mike. Can we please get General Mattis haven't gotten response in like seven months. I try once a week. I just want to let her so. John Paul passes away and Pope Benedict is elevated he against Washington the White House President Bush's air have dinner with him at the White House and that's really nice but I still I still opposed to come to the Congress and so Francis kids elevated fire off another lender and I don't hear anything for about six seven months in the cardinal in a world here in Washington calls me in front of mine. I'm involved in helping poor kids in. DC Get a chance in education so he tells me is going to the Vatican. You try to poke to come to the US in two thousand fifteen his February two thousand fifteen so good luck. Let me know bagged. Oh you did help so he goes to to the Vatican and he's trying to convince the book to come to the US bumps now Karla Worley born here one here one here and going here. He said that I did get a letter from your parliament on somewhat intrigued by it won't well your Holy Father in the United States is called our Congress and the gotTa wrote US letters again aimed John Bainer and I can hear them cardinal world now in all the things I do to help these poor kids. DC and and the public's obsessed okay okay so my office is working with the Vatican and we come up with a date. He's coming September twenty fourth twenty two my daughter's pregnant by first grandchild can be born six weeks before the pope comes got the blessing so garnell in rural Cardinal Dolan others are working but Vatican over to get the pope baptized my grandson now after the Vatican has a two thousand year head start on bureaucracy over us. They are very good at this so we're back and forth and back and forth. We'll have finally so listen listen. We'd be happy to have the pope. Bless your grandson great. I I'm more now so we get to September twenty four twenty fifteen and here I am Catholic Grade School Catholic High School Catholic University all boy and I've got every camera in the world in my office and I'm going to greet the pope so we're going to turn around and they're gonNA take their shot off cry. I have to say I'm a mess under state but I know I have to. I gotta get together so I I get the this long enough to remember the pope. They get their shots. So we have this. we go to my office. Staff happens to be like eh here are seven cardinals and pope. Well look at my chief of staff. What the hell are we doing here? Nice meeting and the meeting breaks up my families joining room so they they come in but when I get up see the public and around looking around he finds assistant says give me a glass of water. Oh Really Oh my God. He's GonNa Baptizing US Assistant. Get this glass of water and brings it back in the the pope takes up from him and his right hand and passes it to his left hand then I'm thinking Oh my God he's GonNa Hell. He took a drink now. Oh my greatest data's head fake. You'd never see your heart was beating rabbit. You're like I was convinced. The pope left the people of advice about his address. I go open the House and so the book did a very nice job addressing the congressman afterwards vice-president Biden tonight escort to pope out the back side of the chamber around to my balcony. We've got seventy five thousand people in a West Front of the Capitol and so yeah well we finally go out there. All these people are going crazy and pumps waving wave and I'm thinking to myself I want about the plan. Is I have no idea so I lean over the open said yearly follow you might want to say a few words so he rattles off three or four sentences in Spanish so every Hispanic there's I was going crazy and then somebody interprets it all in English now. They're all gone crazy so mother going crazy. I lean over and say yearly father. I said you know those kids. At Cardinal World told you about alip get two hundred eleven right down there point down to him and he waves and then he blesses him. I still you only father. Bless is everyone oh yeah oh yeah spirit blesses Leonardo and you're probably might I must say God bless a USA past the line that kills every time even Ohio his dad's dad's bar given the pope a little bit of advice added fucking so Tabora leave and the put the Popo my little elevator my speaker elevator which you probably thought what you and your exam here which up you know it used to be an old airshaft in the capital so I put he and his security as on the elevator and I run down the British staircase we'll staircase of British ran up and burnt building down in eighteen eighteen twelve and slow down smoke break buck. That's what I say for. The record was the same cigarette the people listening like good God go to thirty six lung hi goodness. I can smoke cigarettes so we get down to the first floor Ed the there's a departure ceremony next thing I look up at the the pope me their name anybody and politics it was left hand arm grabs my left arm and pulls me next to him and you say the sweetest thing that anybody's ever said to me. This is the pope while you craft. I look like a fire heighten all right. Oh my God i I made so many tears in my life. He's still hold onto me. He puts his right arm around it gives me this bear hug insists speaker. Will you pray for me. ooh Me Go. Yes yes yes yes of course so you know few minutes later we gotta walk out to this purchaser with all these cameras by a total oh shit face wreck and anyway Friday partly that's and and then you have this incredible day this amazing thing the pinch me moment and then it was the very next day that you retired to anybody know that you were going to do that or was that just completely not even me so we have all these all these gifts and tally clean my whole family and everybody came into my office us for lunch and Blah Blah Blah Blah and then about the middle of the afternoon my phone in House members senators the happiest time I've ever seen the capital in the twenty five years later on the afternoon. I caught my chief and I said you know you know what's plans. I'm going to leave at the end of two thousand fifteen. My chief knew I was GONNA announce it on my birthday November seventeenth but this is what six weeks earlier. I said you know what I just do this tomorrow. It's actually better than elway. He said I'll put some talking boys together. Okay so have big dinner all these guest in town women Nice Time Simon we come right here. My wife and I about quarter to ten. I get dressed for bed coming out of bathroom and my wife sitting in his chair. Sit sit down and I said Hey Hon. I might have an announcement to tomorrow. He hadn't even told her no. Nobody nobody I said. Did she said just announce. I'm Outta here. I said I don't know how much tomorrow I went to bed. I slept right hours like a baby perfect so I get up about a quarter to six and I walk up to starbucks with with my boys which I did and then sat here for a a little while trying to read about this and then I'm up to my pizza diner where I want breakfast for twenty five years little little restaurant greasy spoon run by these ladies from from Malaysia Taiwan but it was a great place Denmark this breakfast breakfast so afterwards so I'm walking down the street on the house side here Saint Peter's Church right next to Saint Peter's Church which is a grotto with statue of Virgin. Mary and I'm walking down the street. Look over the statue and went yep today's today he just knew wow wow delivery yeah and whenever you I left and you resigned as speaker of the House your first day out of Congress in twenty twenty five years what was your emotions whenever you left and you no longer had the third highest responsibility of anybody in America go you wake up the next day. Eh You have no job no office. No staff really weird at the super lonely almost like it was it was the first couple of months. We're really awful because he had nothing and I you know got my share of advice. Between the time I announced I was leaving and actually left. I was there about five weeks but yeah it was it was the the first two months for a really bad and then they the first of the year I had a speech at Phoenix and a few things to do and and your speech spots with good places to play golf. NO PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA pay the same speed used in a cup of coffee and a donut for or or an evening. I get a glass of wine. You know all these people were paying cash right real money paying cash and big money. It's forty three calls it. He says beaner he says the speaking gig this white collar crime so I wanted to talk to you about some of your post endeavors because like we've said that this is a military podcast asked and one of the things that were passionate about is getting the VA to reform enough to stop just giving opiates veterans and allowing us to at least get the vital fight vice from our va doctors that they can talk us through what some of the consequences with some of the benefits of marijuana now that you're on that board the that you're on a board of a marijuana company do you plan on using your influence to influence the va to kind of make that push through Congress. I was absolutely opposed to the USA drugs. I know I smoke and drink red wine but I would always opposed to the use of the drugs and you know they've got quotes from me and that I was unalterably opposed to the marijuana but you know over the years so you know the American people kept voting in these states to change laws and I kept looking up you know started thinking. I don't really care what these people do and I love that last line. I don't care if people do I don't I don't either I just don't care I'll begin to believe I was more prolitarian than I was a Republican and you know they want whatever they find as long as they don't bother anybody else Guy America so you know you're retired the all of a sudden I'm talking to a lot of people about about various issues but this marijuana issue she just kept coming up and coming up from all kinds of people so there's company approaches made by serving on the board and I'm thinking about this they want and they start rattling off stories but what cannabis does to help kids with seizures and and older pope people have yep aches and pains and all kinds of other issues and veterans so I look up with US veteran navy seal surfers circuits money years fifteen concussions and a in the VA trying to push opioids on this guy he's got severe head trauma pain every day and he said No. I'm going to be a father a husband and I can't do that. GotTa keep taking this stuff so he was taken and so for ten years he is poor guy just suffered until he found cannabis and allowed him to function as a father and a husband without all the pain that he had been under endured. It was a very very serious conversation heartfelt. That's why I started talking to some other veterans about this anyway. I decided you know what I'm GonNa. Let my voice to this now. I knew it was going to be news and controversial because you made a lot of money from it too well yeah but I knew it was going to be news but but I didn't know it was going to be one of the historic moments in the history of the cannabis industry join this board dozen listen. It's money making opportunity and it's hard to explain to people I didn't do this to make the money the money was enticing but I decided ah young to lend my voice to this fight and so it's actually the last year and a half. I've been involved in this It's actually it's been very exciting. It's been very interesting to learn more about this and and I talked to people every single day on the street you you know I gotTa Restaurants Hotels. I walk and people were excited about the fact that I'm involved in the industry and speaking out on behalf of those those who want this option as opposed to other things. Thank you being involved with it as such a sign that like okay finally things really starting to move because now I think that's so I don't know what the connections that you have. How far realistically do you think we are from Congress being like okay enough with the charade made let's just go ahead and do what so many of the states have already done in decriminalize this thing or make it legal and tax it and make a shit on a money for the country it? It is getting closer every day. You know I have been in politics for some thirty five years. I know how this process works. When the American people are or four something the congress finally catches up barely are they leading on anything they're usually catching up and when he got thirty the three states who have voted to legalize cannabis in some form ten of them recreational use I it's it's it's a pretty allowed signal albums over to capitol yesterday and it was shocking to me the number of people who are coming on board some over this the state's Rights Amendment of the Tenth Amendment you know if the states of approved the federal government I get out of the way right and so it's not a matter of if it's just a matter of win now one question? I think it's the next year Sean question that I'm really excited to ask you about so we have an amateur boxing kind of competition marijuana yet. Oh you're not no okay I came up with a couple of strains. Okay that I think could be named after you that would be cool. What marijuana odd buckling guys smoke some speaker of the clouds clouds about try this smoker of the house instead one how `Bout Johnstown Tabacchi more four oh hi oh? Why don't you kiss by insensitive? I gotTa Cincinnati Skyline Chill out right so so when I go home tomorrow I'm going to land the borough first of all do is go to skyline Chili. Get a small three-way Spaghetti Chilli finely grated cheese on top. Oh no imagine how good that would taste if you had a little bit of Gavel Hayes to the speaker or any of their maybe not so another combat. Okay okay this is. This is my life with Kate so we get a straight. You know about the first time I met you here. Look pretty good. It's still this time. It's a little I was going to get a blowout. Well blowout yeah so we have an amateur boxing competition over your twenty five years in Congress. If you could have your peak physical condition go back challenge anybody in politics that you met over the last twenty five years to an amateur boxing fight who would've been if somebody wanted to beat yeah poncho little shifts I mean Henry a little shit you know uh-huh album out with my arm yeah but you're gonNA say Ted Cruz well. Eh Listen. We're not fishing for something Newsworthy City with beat up Ted Cruz November fourteenth at the arena the Stanford University and giving a speech twenty sixteen spring of two thousand sixteen and you know I don't do these universities they more because they expect you to give a class of talk. Show up all day as opinion the ask so but then of Stamford so they had a political science departments doing this interview interview on stage big auditorium people when they're paying me it'd be there and so while the he's pressing me about all these candidates date and brings up day cruise I said Oh you mean Lucifer flesh. There's no by that caused me more anxious speaker Laos than shed from Texas. It was the second best applause line of of the year you finish bloody and I go no no you don't understand he's the most miserable son of a bitch ever dealt with that was the best applause yeah again Mr Banner. Thank you so much for joining us on the show. We'd love to have you back again. Another time. Please clap one last point. I WanNa make before we close out after we were done on our conversation continued and the speaker made an unbelievable point and you could see how politics can affect you even years later and it's it's not really even necessarily politics but because this is a military podcast I wanted to share this with the listeners. Whenever we were done recording he told a story about what it's like actually the voting to send people to war and I think that that's a very important distinction to make here when he was a very young congressman they made the vote to go into to the Gulf War and he was a conservative he made the the vote to go and felt very proud of his vote to go because of all the Intel that they had and what was going to be accomplished in the Gulf War soon after he made that vote the next night he went back to Ohio where he met with a woman whose husband was going to be one of the people who went and whenever she said I hope the vote is important enough because my husband is going to go to this war and whenever he told us that story he started to break down now now and cry like in? I know what you're thinking. You've seen the clips like he cries a lot but you can see that this was something that really affected him. Even I think it's thirty years later later. What how many you gotta be fucking thirty years? Since the Gulf War nearly nearly thirty nearly thirty nine hundred ninety one so ninety one that we invaded I think I believe and it should definitely definitely should it should it should still it should still yeah and I think that's one note that about President Bush to President Bush draws paints these people with PTSD and paints warriors and things like that. I hope that those decisions or something that stays with you forever. Whenever you're a politician because the the actions your vote caused real life life trauma to people that are going to fight wars and it's something that you should feel effect four and that you should have a deep sense of responsibility about it's easy to be removed from the gravity of it when you're not face to face with the PEOP- no doubt sending all right? Let's move on to round number four and begrudgingly you guys one two three eight so take your pants off to give you oppose can I make an observation okay pricey this way this why can't think it's connor will sing for fucking ever you give him the green light and he'll just go on and on and on the brand your big time low Dickie Guy I wanted to do a little cut up of when Lil dicky thinks he's nail in a free like a free style him mm and Kate's arm movements are exactly the same. Have you noticed that Brent you want me to put their armies are like at Club uh-huh cut up clip and we'll put it on z because it is the same thing like whenever she's going in and out. She feels like she knows it. Looks just like Dickie Little Katie from the block all right. Let's it's kid into the actual story. I don't even know why said that blink one eighty two until I was a huge fan growing up. Oh yeah huge huge fans. Who wasn't I think that's a red flag? You never know you never doing eighty two. It's a red flag basically the same age Winco eighty-two came about when we were really starting to get into music when you really had an idea of what music was and you could make choices on your own just sitting in your parents car listening to whatever they put on. I think it was for the guys it was that CD cover with the nurse gloves and one back like a lot of my kids high school pals. They all all like roll around listen to Blake one eight two. Oh yeah and I think they're going on tour again. Aren't they. Put out a new album and I think that one of their meme it's not with a full blink one eighty two this guy it's without this guy who about talk about Tom Launch. Am I saying right the long Tom Delong anyway. He's the one with the floppy hair he was on a had the crush on back in the day who has like the supremo face. I guess they kind of all did but anyway just in time for everyone to storm area fifty one the the navy confirmed that photos and videos shared by belongs Alien Academy do in fact show unidentified aerial phenomena by the way someone pleased for for the love of God use your Gi Bill to Blink Dongling Alien Academy. Please please do that the former blink one eighty two vocalists and guitarists founded an organization organization called to the Stars Academy of Arts and sciences in two thousand seventeen seeking to advance society's understanding of basically all things. UFO They're like a UFO buffo watchdog pretty much so last week it was reported that the navy has finally released the dates of three officially acknowledged encounters with UFO's dubbed floor. One Kimball go fast. Those are the three and the three videos and question show what American troops referred to as unidentified aerial phenomena. That's a real thing you. AP is basically UFO's and the first video of the floor one is a recording of navy pilots encountering an oblong flying object with their F. eighteen guns camera just off the coast of San Diego in two thousand four the next gamble was caught on camera in two thousand fifteen and that video shows pilots on an f eighteen super hornet trying to figure out what they're looking at. It's a fucking drone bro. One pilot says my Gosh my Gosh Gosh with heartache. It's at the end another applies astonished. What a good boy They're all going against the wind. The Winds One hundred twenty nights out of the fucking hate using knots. That's such uh-huh miles per hour confusing knots agreed the third video go fast was also recorded in two thousand fifteen prompting. UFO enthusiasts enthusiast to believe it's the same object recorded in the Jimbo mini oh that one was also recorded from a US Navy F eighteen Super Hornet. What the fuck is that thing? The pilot laughs. I like to think that's a lady in a statement Device Navy spokesman Joseph Grad Fisher confirmed that the navy considers the phenomenon contained in those three videos goes as unidentified the navy drafted new guidelines to report you AFO sightings in April making it easier for personnel to keep an eye out for these things for safety and security concerns they take the reports very seriously and investigate every single one. Here's the bottom line according to the navy. UFO's gang they're real considering the objects caught on video remain unidentified so are the extraterrestrial aliens who knows but blink one eighty dues. Tom Launch continues to fight the good fight. Expose these guys for the rest of the earth and all of mankind he even has a storefront for his Alien Academy Me Encinitas California kind of near Camp Pendleton where you could go by his alien hoodies and learn about aliens and by his Book Secret Machines Ooh Cau- hello on identify again I think the organizations in this country that just about nobody knows about so it could be of this of this earth but it can also be extraterrestrial who knows ratings air things I wanNA fuck your butthole. I'm looking for that dirty dick boy to piss in my mouth anyway. Let's see money money. Money has an alien. Maybe she's an alien she could be. She might not be either way. Her songs are out of this world all right. Let's move on to say I WANNA say before. Are we go on. I've never really cared about aliens because I thought it was nerd shit to care about any other but I want to care about aliens because I think really logically with his vast. This universe's to think that there's not a short sighted. I think they're out there when you when it's just so hard to grasp rast and get your brain around how valued I can use is and how many I can't figure out how skype works like people like right nearly it's like how are we talking right now. I can see you guys. This is something that was thought of in like the eighties that they would put on movies and you're like there's no fucking way. Now we're do it. I'm going to go live soon on Iraq. Iraq where people across the country can watch me walk around my neighborhood. It's absurd to think that there can't be somewhere. Some fucking galaxy far away is crazy. Oh you don't WanNa know my favorite science quote of all time from Carl Sagan Long Time Stool Carl Sagan brick by brick by brick recur. If you WANNA make an an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe. I don't get it yeah. I don't get it at all. I know my favorite scientific quotas when that car eight. You're GONNA see some serious future club at my favorite. One is nine looking for a dirty rice. Hey this is why people costs pugs all the time. Yeah you gotTa do save rounds. It's happy belated birthday to our air force if you'RE GONNA party don't drink and fly only spirit airlines pilots are allowed to do that. I realize realize how young the Air Force is. It's only seventies so they're starting to stir up that metamucil a little bit but there's still got good bones crushing it. I'm sure they have a five day weekend. The seller Julie's probably that's all I got so I saw right before we started recording. You posted right instagram a picture of you stand on the scale and I have to say I was expecting the number to be wild bird legs. That's true that's true you. We do have no junk in your normal size legs. I'd probably be like two fifty but my legs are good thirty pounds of where they should be. You were like two weeks interesting yeah yeah that was unbelievable. I thought I read the skin to eighteen. Also I do have more save round because last episode so I was running out of here of to go down to Philly to do the Flier Warrior hockey game the Philly so if you're a veteran who's ten percent rating or more. There's there's he's hockey. Teams called warrior teams across the country where you don't have to have any experience or anything they'll teach you how to escape whatever so went down. Watch the Pittsburgh for your team of all veterans Lawrence play against the Philly team and won sixteen to three but anyways check those guys out. That's cool that you don't really have to have any sort of hockey experience. I thought it was former hockey players just kind of getting getting together nope and men women whoever they get together and they're whatever city on Sundays to practice and teach you how to play and so two ladies to so there was a woman on the team on the Philly team who was like Goddamn like. 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Episode #124 ... Simulacra and Simulation

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Episode #124 ... Simulacra and Simulation

"Hello everyone. I'm Stephen West this philosophize. This this show is made possible by people that support it using the service patron crowd funding platform for episode of content like this show. Joe's also made possible by people that go through the Amazon banner located on the front page of philosophize this dot org. Today's episode is the beginning of a look into what at the time was a new attitude. That's emerging in the post structuralist world. We're looking at the book simulate GRA and simulation by Jean Baudry yard. I hope he loved the show today. So for the second time at the beginning here, I need to move pretty quickly through several points. We've already covered on the show without re explaining them. So if any of the seems like it needs more explanation. You can always go back and listen to all the episodes. We've done so far on structuralism and post structuralism for the sake of right now, we just talked about Fukuda's work, his famous genealogies and archaeology of the way we've looked at madness and criminal punishment and sexuality and while there's a lot of subtexts to these works. One of the major points Fukui making with these books. Overall is at terms like sanity versus insanity heterosexual versus homosexual a criminal mind versus a mind that's been properly reformed. These are just three of hundreds of different new ways in our modern world that science categorizes human beings and labels them normal or abnormal in an attempt to. Classify and understand them and that just in the relatively short period of recorded human history that we have access to there's no shortage of examples Fu-cho can point to of societies that just never used these terms to categorize people nobody ever used to classify people in these terms they had their own terms. They use to categorize people, and we can see that those terms had huge effects on the way these groups retreated within those societies, but aside from pointing out that our new scientific categories similarly affect the way people are looked at in our modern world Fuca would just want us to consider for a second the sciences one day just created these categories that we use to define people science did this in an attempt to make sense of and understand the world that we live in that's kind of the job of science. But Fuko would say something we all have to realize is that there's nothing about these new scientific categories that somehow written into the universe. Saying versus insane is not a property of the universe. I mean, it wasn't like, you know, and on the first day. The Lord created. The heavens enough and on the second. He created the scientific category of sanity and insanity. No sanity and insanity are two terms that we use any modern cultural discourse to be able to describe the mental health of people. There have been countless other ways of categorizing until health in the past based on different criteria. Countless other words used countless other ways it could be done and just how these other ways of categorizing people in the past of come and gone our methods without question will come to pass as well. Not only do cO are there. No stable identities or categories written into the universe that can be arrived at like sane versus insane. But more generally to the post structuralist, there is no stable point from which anyone can ever assert that they've arrived at the truth with a capital T because it would be delusional to think that you somehow have access to it. You know, these enlightenment thinkers thought. Okay. Well, one thing's for sure there certainly is a way that things are. I mean, there's a reality out there right scientific rationality is the way that we're going to arrive at that. Reality. But a post structuralist would say, no, that's not the case. I mean, of course, there's a way that things are out there. Nobody's denying that. But all that we as human beings can ever hope to have access to is a set of cultural and scientific constructions that were created in an attempt to understand reality. What you refer to as the truth is really just the current temporary dominant. Narratives of your culture's way of making sense of things narratives that are constantly being redefined as they interact with other cultural discourses at interpret reality in a different way. In other words, this is a twentieth century post structuralist critique of a hopeful seventeenth century enlightenment, era belief about how stable everything is stability was the game in town in the past. And it was being called into question. Now, the stability of things like words as we talked about the work of Dariga the stability of the enlightenment era. Top down idea of how power works in the society through the work of Fuko, the stability of identity in the terms people need to use to categorize themselves. The stability. Any grand narrative that we've inherited from the past see because historically, these grand narratives have been the stable foundation thinkers of us to make truth claims. And what this has led to is that historically, these grand narratives have been the points of unity that ideologies form around the ideas that groups of people gather around and marginalize others on behalf of this is why in the work of all the post modernist, we've talked about so far the name of the game in this new era has been deconstruction and fragmentation of these old inherited ideas because in the eyes of the post structuralist, if you can fragment and deconstruct these grand narratives and show them to be not some ultimate theory of reality. That's been arrived at but instead just one of many incomplete narrow ways of making sense of things that at best gives people a story to build their life around and at worst makes other people's lives in this world miserable. The net may be the first step. We have towards not repeating a lot of the same mistakes. We've made historically, but what philosophers realized very quickly is it getting away from these grand. Narratives was. Not something to just blindly assume was the best way of going about things because they realized this change is not just going to occur in the academic departments of universities. If we were going to get away from these grand narratives of the past. This was potentially going to have massive effects on the way society functioned overall right around the early nineteen eighties about forty years ago. There's this fear among philosophers of what exactly the societal implications of the ideas of Postmodernism are going to be see in the past cultures. Have always had these grand narratives to rally around living in a society. That doesn't have these points of unity debase itself upon this is really an experiment. That's never been run and maintaining a society is obviously far from guarantee the concerns of several thinkers right around this time in the early eighties. Was what does a postmodern fragmented society? Really, look like how does it work? How does it remain held together? Despite the citizens having such different identities having such different interpretations of the meanings of things. How does? Sci-fi work when you can be living in what's essentially a different universe in the person sitting next to you on the bus. There were a lot of different theories. Something said that we were fifty to one hundred years before we'd ever even see the effects of postmodern ideas, some people thought the effects good or bad, depending on who you're reading where at least a couple of decades away before we'd even see an impact. But there were a few like, the philosopher John Boehner yard the claim all the way back in the early nineteen eighties that we were already living in a post modern society in many ways, he makes a case for this among other things and his book simulate GRA and simulation. The ideas therein made publicly popular by the movie the matrix and nine thousand ninety nine now should be set the movie the matrix is not a perfect encapsulation of the philosophy of John Baudry arted. I mean, it's not even a decent one. But how could it be? That's not what they were going for anyway, making a Hollywood movie nonetheless, the movie something that many people are familiar with. And it provides some good visuals and examples that are going to be useful for talking about this book for the rest of the episode. So. I wanna start here. Now, I'm going to assume that pretty much everybody listening to this has seen the movie. So I'm not going to go into a ton of detail. But for the people that haven't seen it in a while, let me try to give thirty second version of the movie so on planet earth sometime in the future. There's an apocalyptic event that goes down where the human race goes to war with a race of machines. Artificial intelligence that we created now when this War I began the machines ran primarily on solar power. So in a wartime tactic in an attempt to cut the machines off from their power source. The human race torched the sky as they say in the movie, basically, they destroyed the atmosphere. So that no sunlight can get in. Now. Unfortunately, the machines did what any rational machine would do in their predicament. They found another power source apparently the human body produces a certain amount of electricity simply by virtue of there being a heart pumping and a nervous system firing. So what the machine started to do is grow human beings to be able to power themselves human agriculture vast fields as far as the I can see billions of people being grown in these. Little pods filled with some sort of amniotic fluid. Now, if you're the machines, and you're using these pods just a harvest electricity. You don't really want a human being inside of the pod splits splashing around in their amniotic fluid. It would be distracting, right? So every one of these people that's in one of these pods is jacked into a simulated reality called the matrix where they live out their simulated lives in a very similar world to ours. At the beginning of the first century, the go to work they fall in love, they pay their taxes. The overwhelming majority of them go their entire lives. Never knowing that the whole thing has been a simulation. Not just real quick. You can imagine. Once you're inside the simulation. The exact purpose of your life is not going to be something that's immediately evident to you. You can imagine once they're in. They're coming to believe in any number of stories that give you answers about what your purposes, let's think about a few options for the sake of the rest of the episode. You could find some sort of spiritual purpose, you could be devout follower of Hinduism a Christian. You could find some sort of political purpose? You could be, you know, staunch democrat that reads six newspapers a day drinks decaf coffee. So you don't get to riled up about politics. You could be a hardcore conspiracy theorist spending every day of your life, working hard to expose the truth about what's really going on out there picture, somebody else living this simulation. Picture someone who maybe isn't entirely convinced by any of these stories, you can imagine spending your entire life immersed in the simulation. Stuck in this up or comb TV bed lifestyle wondering what the purpose of your life is only to get to the end of your life to be sadly disappointed because on a twisted way, the entire purpose of your life. The whole time was really just a persist on living for another day to keep your heart beating so that you can continue to assist the agenda of this race of machines that exist at another level of reality that you don't even realize they're this metaphor will become important for episode here today. So how much of this is John Baudry yard, and how much of this is a Hollywood sci-fi movie. But Baudry r does not say that the purpose of your life. Is to serve as a power source for a race of machines. And but the title of his book semi locker and simulation. He's not implying that you're living in some sort of elaborate, computer simulation. What he'd probably want us to do in our modern times to think about the word simulation, a little more open mindedly than that. What is a simulation? Bo. Dr Mike have a definition along. The lines of a simulation is an imitation of how a real world process or system operates overtime. What if in the same way a person is jacked into the matrix living their life in a world that prevents them from ever seeing the real world is at truly exists. What if in our societies today are postmodern fragmented advanced capitalist media driven societies. What if we similarly live every day in a world that we accept to be reality? That prevents us from seeing the world as it actually is what if our simulation isn't housed in computer hardware. What if it's all around us member a simulation is the imitation of a real world process or system over time. What if in this post modern society practically everything about the way that people see their lives is seen through the lens of a complex network of signs and symbols given to them by media and the people around them and for the last several hundred years these signs and symbols that were originally used to directly represent something in the real world have slowly evolved from representing reality to then a media created copy of reality to then representing a copy of a copy of reality. A copy of that copy all the way to the point where these signs and symbols no longer resemble anything about reality and more importantly to boatyard similar to the way, we would think of somebody in a computer simulation that nothing about our lies with an our simulation has any relevance to reality as it actually exists anymore. The only thing the vast majority of people will ever know or care about is the simulation. Now, I get that. This is a lot, and it's going to take some clarifications and examples, but remember what we're also talking about. In this episode are some of the theories from the early eighties of what a society is gonna look like post Postmodernism, how does the society respond to the systematic fragmentation of enlightenment irritates on truth, knowledge, power, meaning and even self identity. So maybe the best place to start talking about all this is to talk about identity in this post modern society, and the changes boatyard seen take place in the west in recent years, like we've already talked about when it comes to identity as the years go on and post structuralist thought. Continues to deconstruct and fragment these grand narratives that people all throughout history of used as labels to define their identity to me just to stay with our examples from before things like I'm a Christian. I'm a democrat. I am a hashtag woke conspiracy theorist. The more. These sets of ideas are fragmented the less they can be used as archetypes for people to attach their identity to and what this creates a post modern society is a crisis of identity for the individual. Because if we can no longer turn to these grand narratives to provide us with our entire identity, and this enlargement air idea that that identity is stable and unchanging how does the individual express who they are what new identity markers emerged in a postmodern world to boatyard specifically in these postmodern advanced capitalist societies during the time he's doing his work the rational into this crisis of identity. What boatyard would expect to see if he was looking for a response to this identity vacuum? That's created is a substantial increase in consumerism mass consume. Prism buying stuff becomes one of the only reliable ways. People have to express who they are. You are what you buy in this advanced capitalist postmodern world from the sports logo on the front of your close to that car. You drive to the pineapple shaped plate that you put decorative holiday cookies on. I mean, even your shampoo says something about who you are. And what your values are along with everything else? You will think of everything that you buy as a sign. Remember a sign is something like a word. It's usually a visual image of some sort that acts as a stand in for the concept of something else. The letter c o w act as a stand in for the concept of a cow. The visual image of orange cones big equipment people in hardhats axes to stand in for the concept that there's some serious construction going on in the area. Well, if you think about it, how are the things that we buy and put on display in our lives any less of a sign or symbol. For example. Your shoes your shoes are visual image that act as a stand in for any number of concepts about. Personality from the fact, you collect basketball shoes to the fact that you're a business professional in this particular moment to the fact that you're the type of person that stays up on the most recent fashion trends, but the thing is this isn't just the case with your shoes. This is the case with everything you buy your entire consumer life. Innocence is an elaborate collection of signs and symbols curated by you. That depicts the kind of person you want people to think you are. So in this post modern world that we're in you want to know who somebody is look at the story, they're telling through this outwardly projected collection of science. Now. A couple of really important things to clarify here. There's nothing about Postmodernism that necessarily leads to mass consumerism. Nobody's saying that Postmodernism is only referencing this fragmentation of old narratives identity among them. And this is just one way that an advanced capitalist society may respond to that fragmentation of identity. Another thing that needs to be clarified somebody out there might be saying. Okay, Touche Baudry. Guardia you've pointed out that people buy things and that what they buy says something about their values. Nice up, but have you ever considered the fact that what people buy doesn't even come close to saying everything there is about who they are? I mean so much about my worldview, my thoughts on things the things I think are worth doing in life. This stuff is impossible to express by just buying something buying things may be an expression of identity in type of post modern society. But the identity of an American is clearly more than just what they buy right? Boatyard would say yes, it is. Let me ask you a couple of questions about that. Where did you get that way of looking at the world that you're talking about where the rest of your identity come from? What sources can you really site that have shown you the way the world is and how you fit into it. Now, while you're working on that answer another set of questions for you. If the stuff you buy is an elaborate collection of signs and symbols that depict, your personality and values who decided what any of those signs and. Symbols meant in the first place. What I mean is if the things that you buy our tools to express who you are who created the tools who decided that black leather shiny shoes are symbolic of you being a professional and driving around in a muddy topless Jeep is symbolic of something completely different. And countless other examples boatyard would say the answer to both. These lines of questioning is the same. We get both of these things from the media. Baudry? I would say that we live in a fragmented disconnected society that in order to compensate for that fragmentation has become absolutely obsessed with mass consumerism and visual images. The citizens of the society spoon fed that constant stream of visual images through the television in the nineteen eighties. But the modern day equivalent would of course, be cell phones and computers. These visual images fuel that mass consumerism because people look to what's on their screens to determine not only the next thing. They're going to buy. But also once they buy it what that thing they bought is going to say about them to the people around them. This is accomplished through a bombardment of commercials that show you visual images of the type of person, you're going to be once you buy a product TV shows movies or videos that present visual images of characters that people in turn model themselves in their lives after two boatyard in this new world that we live in. That's dominated by media. We understand our reality. Only in terms of how it compares to what's playing out on the screens. Our lives. Consider the fact that oftentimes our entire social experience is mediated by things that we've seen on the TV. Consider the fact that we live in a time where it's not even weird to hear people talk about their lives in terms of how it compares to something on the TV to talk about their love life in terms of you know, I'll know that I found the right person when I'm around them, and we're acting like Corey into panga act on that TV show to talk about major events in their life in relation to a screen. Oh, my wedding dates. It's going to be spectacular. It's gonna feel just like the wedding scene out of this movie. People even form their expectations of what things are going to be like in general from stuff on TV. You know? Yeah. You see this stuff on TV yet? You come to expect it's going to be a certain way. But then he actually experience it, and it's just nothing like that people say things like this all the time. Disneyland is a perfect example to boatyard of how we take things that at one point only exist as a fantasy world on the TV screen, but then people use what's on the TV screen as building blocks for constructing the actual world that we have to live in now in the case of Disneyland. This whole process may seem entirely harmless. I mean, toon town USA is a fictitious place created by the media. Yes, who really cares if someone makes a theme park in southern California bringing a fantasy world to life for mostly children. The question boatyard would want to ask is what happens when the same process of building our world out of materials gathered from media depictions of it happens in different areas. What happens when it dictates who people are the relationships? What people by the way, people think of themselves. Is it crazy to think that the media gives us the building blocks we use to create the way we see everything? Well, what are these building blocks? Really, you know, there's the old saying life imitates, art, an art imitates life. Well, these visual images that were bartered with the commercials movies TV shows, the art I guess are oftentimes imitations of things that go on in real life, which makes them by definition imitations of real world processes or systems people then look to these shows for us on how to act what to buy what their lives should be like, and then imitate these imitations of real world processes or systems. But then inevitably art doesn't imitation of that. And then life doesn't imitation of that. And this process goes on long enough that it's no wonder why Baudry are thinks most people have become completely and utterly disconnected from anything real the only thing they have access to as a copy of a copy of a copy of something delivered from an extremely narrow perspective in the first place, and these media generated copies, these visual images are trusted by people in our society, so much that they often become the foundation of the entirety of someone's worldview and values the best example, I can give to illustrate this point. Lies in a series of articles boatyard wrote in the early nineties when Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait in the first Gulf war desert shield and Desert Storm Baudry, our rights three articles on before one during and after the war, titled respectively. The Gulf war will not take place. The Gulf war is not taking place and the Gulf war did not take place. And what he means by the titles is not that there wasn't a conflict in the Middle East in the early nineties. What he means is that for the rest of the world for anyone in the hundreds of countries around the world that are not actively witnessing and participating in the war. The full extent of the reality of the war is essentially not even taking place to them. At basically any other point in human history. If there was a war taking place in your experience of reality that was because it was on your front doorstep. You were either fighting in it people you knew were being raped or killed as a result of it. You may be just one person and your experience of the war may only be from that individual narrow perspective. But at least your experience of the war was a small piece of the actual war. Whereas in the case of the Gulf war to boatyard, so many people around the world will never have to experience the reality of that war. All they'll ever experience is a collection of visual images and sound bites on their TV given to them by the news that are passed off as a depiction of what's going on the other side of the planet that if we were to really talk about the reality of what the Gulf war was I mean, what are we talking about their millions of lives affected decades of geopolitical lead up hundreds of battles every one of the tragedy. Acts of kindness acts of humanity acts of hatred and the darkness that human beings are capable of. We're talking about. A collision point of thousands of different storylines when looked at exhaustively embody all sides of the story. But the average person in one of these media driven societies can just pop on the news and through series of flashing visual images and sound bites. They're going to get caught up on what's going on in the world today. These new stations claim to offer us unbiased coverage will coverage of what what exactly are you covering the entire war or an incredibly narrow cursory overview of a couple of general things that happened. What does the viewer of the news have access to a window into the reality of the situation or a window into one of thousands of narrow competing discourses about a piece of what's going on all the while never having to face the ever-present brutality of being engaged in a conflict like this because of yours experience of the wars reduced what's essentially a video game on their TV screen, even the deaths of thousands can be reduced to just signs and symbols. This is an example of how the simulation that. We're in disconnects us from reality. This is a complex network of signs and symbols given to us by the media. What it depicts is an imitation of real world processes and events. Not reality itself. Something that's probably important to say here is that boatyard is not saying that you're a bad person. If you watch the news and like the stained formed on recent events. No on the contrary like we talked about earlier in the episode. There is nothing about your experience of the world in this post modern media driven simulation. That's even relevant to reality anymore. I mean, what is more relevant to your life within the simulation? Is it? The full extent of the reality of what's going on in the world. Or is it the simulated reality that the media reports that not only lets you have conversations with people around you about what's going on. But it also allows you to continue living your life, seemingly well informed with a world view that helps you understand things. Compare this for a second to the example of the matrix, what is more relevant to the lives of the people in that simulated world a story about a war going on between machines, and humans at the level of reality or story. They can use to understand things within the matrix. So that they can keep living their life. Here's another example, people use when they're talking about boatyard imagined. People in some sort of online dating situation where they've only communicated thus far through instant messaging. Let's call them John and Suzy now Susie after talking for a while asked John to send her a picture of himself. So she can see who she's talking to. But John is fifty years old. And he knows that Suzie is twenty five years old John is self conscious about the fact that he's so much older than he really wants to keep talking to her. So he sends her a picture of himself from back when he was twenty five Susie gets the picture, and then continues talking to John now, it's from this point forward that Suzy begins to live in what's essentially, an entirely new simulated reality John has given Suzy a piece of media that informs her understanding of the world a picture, and that piece of media is not an accurate representation of reality. Because it's twenty five years old, but from Suzy's point of view, she lives everyday of her life after the fact talking to John believing that she speak into a twenty five year old person. Just as most people today live every day of their lives believing that the media they consume is them interfacing. With reality. This is one of the primary points boatyards making here in our societies. We no longer make distinctions between representations of reality and reality itself, the representations become the real and the media creates representations of those representations and once again, the whole process continues. Now, just a further, this example, you can imagine if Susie had no intention of ever meeting, John and John had no intention of ever meeting, Susie. Susie could go the rest of her life. Never questioning this media depiction of reality. And she would just never know that she hadn't actually been talking to someone her age. Whereas if she got suspicious and did some investigating maybe check the meditate of the picture, hire a private investigator Suzy would rightfully at that point feel betrayed taken advantage of she might feel like every day that she had been talking to John up until that point was ally. So in other words, and here's the point you can imagine how on the other side of that investigation Suzy might only feel. Worse for having done it. Well, so to for people that are immersed in our media simulation. And this is actually a theme that's explored in the movie the matrix. There's a character that sees the real world understands that the matrix is a simulation. And at that point wants nothing more than to go back into the simulation. Without any knowledge of what he's learned on the outside. This is the reality of the condition of people living in this particular postmodern world to John Baudry yard when left with the choice between the simulated world and the real world. The vast majority of people are going to choose the simulation. We are not helpless victims in this world where the media feeds us disinformation. Many times were active participants in it. Most people have no desire whatsoever for the deeper. More nuanced complexities of the world. Most people want to be given their daily dose of the simulation. And then continue with their lives believing in a rigid oversimplified worldview comfortably distracted from the reality of things consider for. Second just how much information the media makes available to us. Consider the sheer numbers of just how many possible worldviews you could subscribe to given the access to information, we have within our simulation. You can be Christian a democrat a hardcore conspiracy theorist and all of those positions. Are completely justifiable because we live in a world where at any instant you can go to Google dotcom. Type in any statement. You wanna believe about the way the world is and then be flooded with media making the case for you being right media that you can then use as the reputable evidence proving that you're right? And that everyone that fundamentally disagrees with you as a victim of fake news. This is a hallmark of this particular post modern society that boatyard would seen coming a mile away. When people can have no confidence in any sort of master narrative that explains the way things are, and when you have unlimited access to media that will justify any worldview, you can imagine in that world, all you can ever have are the visual images and sound bites delivered you buy a TV screen. Programming into you met a narrative that you scream at people about by the water cooler sea in the same way, a lack of grand narratives creates a crisis of identity for people. This lack of grand narratives has also created a crisis of meaning. I mean, it used to be the case that the have completely different views of reality. We needed to be geographically distant from each other. But now that there is no master narrative practically everyone subscribes to and we get our understanding of the world or whatever media we happen to consume once again in this particular postmodern world that's emerged. You can be sitting next to someone on the bus. That's essentially living in a completely different world than you. Because they frame everything that happens to them in terms of how it relates to a different set of media generated narratives, this is why to John boatyard, the ultimate metaphor for this particular post modern society is the freeway because when you look at a freeway, what do you see you see tons of people all isolated in their cars. Speeding and all different directions going places. But nobody knows where anybody's going. Nobody knows who anybody is what the value there just in your life one second and then gone the next never to be seen. Again. This is what the lives of so many people come down to a loan and a simulation working at a job to make money to buy things to express who they are based on the rules. The media's set out for them conditioned by and willfully complicit in a system that feeds them their worldview, everyday destined to a life of having conversations about surface of politics or economics while watching the world pass them by on a TV screen. Thank you for listening. I'll talk to you next time.

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Baby Bust: That time boomers tried to do a Grand Bargain for the future and it all went bust.

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Baby Bust: That time boomers tried to do a Grand Bargain for the future and it all went bust.

"Welcome to politico money. I'm Ben White will the beefs I have with the baby. Boom generation is the financial legacy. They're leaving us for example we'll retirement and social security as a little sneak preview. I'm part of the baby. Boom I'm receiving social security obsessed Kirti Age so security security will pay all the money they always have always will. Am I sure about my retirement. I mean absolutely fuck you. I think a lot of people. We'll consider millennials privileged. But I've been working two jobs so yeah I guess that's where I stand on that. Okay so what's the future programs like social security and what the heck are we gonNa do about the twenty two trillion dollars national debt twenty two trillion dollars seriously. It's impossible even conceive of a number of quite that big. It's GonNa take a lot of political will to fix these big problems. Something we really really don't have much of right now. To be honest we have no will. All deficits are now running again at a trillion dollars a year. There was a time when maybe it seemed like we had a plan. I always believed in the president always believed that That the grand bargain as you describe it would probably probably be easier to pass in both houses of the Congress and you can do it on a bipartisan basis. So in this episode of Baby Bust. We're going to jump in the way back machine to the summer of two thousand eleven. We actually shocker. Tried to fix all these big fiscal issues or at least take a reasonable stat but understand understand. We never got to the grand bargain. Why because it never got to be grant and we're GONNA do it with politico editor and my boss carry booed off Brown? Because she was there her Carey was white. House correspondent back in the so-called glory days of two thousand eleven when President Barack Obama and then House Speaker John Boehner tried reach. Something thing called a grand bargain. So what does that mean. What was the grand bargain? Well the grand bargain is meant to be something that is so big really big really difficult and demanded demands and requires pain from both parties. And that's why it's called a grand bargain to solve these really big issues used back in the day and even today really the thought was that it would be easier to go big on a package that extracts you know tough things from both parties versus just doing a small package You know cutting two billion dollars from the budget was seen as a difficult goal task Perhaps let's go bigger and Demand that Republicans give up something big Democrats give up something big. We hold hands and and jump off the cliff together. That was the idea of a grand bargain right and we were talking about You know trying to cut the deficit and shore up Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid and then president Obama was asking Bainer and Republicans to swallow something that they really didn't want to which was the increased revenues essentially increased taxes. And somehow if you put that whole package together you get a big deficit reduction and then you get you no longer. Term Health for Social Security Medicare Macaire Medicaid and a little more revenue coming into the government so a grand bargain Pay In on all sides. I guess you know remind us kind of what how dire the situation was on the spending side on the entitlement piece of this like what were they trying to do what. We're trying to fix why I think we should even go back a little little bit further. I mean I think the reason. The country got to this point amid started in twenty ten when the president lost control of the House and then you had Republicans lukens trying to use the debt limit. It was a routine function of Congress to raise the debt limit every so often and the debt limit was coming. Do An early twenty eleven. And you had this refusal on the part of House. Republicans to just give as they said a blank check to the president to spend and because of that refusal it was forcing Brock Obama and the house. Republicans to engage in a process of You know in order for the president went to get a a debt limit increase. He was was being demanded of him that he caught from the budget and This was anathema to to the president. Is it and to a lot of Democrats the idea that you would just sort of slice so deeply you know in. That's why they got to this point where you know faced with the prospect of not raising the debt ceiling That you had them having to sort of go down this road of of the sort of big deal L. and That's where we ended up in the summer of twenty eleven because the debt ceiling was about to expire it needed to be raised Republicans. Weren't gonNA give it to the president unless he cut you know billions of dollars from the budget. He didn't want to do that. That's that's when You know you had period of time where you had a short period of negotiations. Joe Biden. Eric Cantor were trying to come up with just a deal. Raise the debt limit in exchange for two billion or so in cuts. They couldn't get it done. And you know unknown to Eric Cantor The president it reached out to John Bainer following their following their golf game. This famous golf game that they had in June of twenty eleven. There are a lot of issues that divide the president and the speaker after the war powers. Act the threat to cut off funding for US operations in Libya but debt limit ceiling. And those aren't likely to get settled on the golf course tomorrow but maybe that round of golf will help Bay decided then to sort of go off and do these negotiations on their own quietly to come up with a big plan because the small version ashamed of what they had to do. Just wasn't going to get done. I want to get to the Bainer Obama bromance and a second starting with that Gulf gain the famous golf game playing golf with someone is a great way to really get to know someone you start trying to hit that little white ball. You can't be somebody that you're not because all of you shows up. Yeah so the big rap on on the president in the first two years of office was that he didn't golf with Republicans and he didn't try to use golf to connect with his opponents in the capital And you know it reached a fever. Pitch like is. Is the president going to ask John Bainer to to play golf it was like a big storyline. Mike that's what that's what like. That's what was passable for big scandals back in the Obama years off it. Is he going to golf with John. Van too became like a big fevered like conversation in Washington. And I remember my colleague. Glenn Thrush he He broke broke the story of the cough game. And that was big news Iraq Obama and his nemesis in Washington Republican Speaker of the House. John Bainer Peter Commuting over eighteen holes of golf a game that author Mark Twain once derided as a good walk spoiled really big news and and yeah it was like that first step and that was a very pivotal moment they went to Andrews Air Force Base. They played golf. The president used to go to Andrews Air Force. Base all the time He brought John Bainer with them. They had a cocktail in the clubhouse and they decided to start negotiating And and it really. It was a moment that I think both men were thinking about their legacies. John Bainer certainly was he was looking at his own time leading the house. Was He going to be a transformational. No figure Or was he just going to be the guy who Barely could control a very fractious caucus and he wanted. I think he was looking at the seeing the end of his time. Time in Washington You know in the near distance and he wanted to do something big he He was a he. He's a Republican that does feel a little a bit Scarce in Washington now in that he wanted to he wanted to do things and work across the aisle and and and he was even in that that state she was a very isolated Figure in Washington because he did embark on that process secretly with the president Even banners deputy APD. Eric Cantor did not know about these negotiations. That started Eric Cantor only found out when Biden. Joe Biden. Let it slip in conversation and you know once you have that happen the pressure You know it was. It was almost like a celebrity marriage. You know or celebrity. I almost see it like a celebrity. Like dating thing like you know Meghan Markle markle and Prince Harry. They try to date for like six months without the prying eyes of the press and Paparazzi. And that you know start making things complicated. I think the president and enjoyed being a really were hoping they would have that quiet space to get to know each other and strike a deal And of course nothing stays very quiet in the capital for long and and They were found out But you know nonetheless. They were sort of often running on. What was you know? Just a couple of weeks of intensive talks trying to get get to a big deal And it was just like I said a celebrity marriage. Her relationship was stormy. UPS and downs calls. Not Being returned people people walking away from each other for days at a time and But it was a fascinating time but the bromance itself you know I think these these two figures his I think you know I would here for years after that that you know the president always really liked John Bainer. John Bainer liked Barack. The Obama but neither believe that the other could get You know done what they needed to get done and It was one of sort of a great missed opportunities. I think that both camps still see to this day indeed and as soon as it kind of came public obviously the the pressure on each of their wings things increase with progressive saying. How dare you talk about Social Security cuts or raising the Medicare retirement age or any of the rest of it and cantor and other Republicans. Republicans being really skeptical of banner. Doing any kind of deal with this You know Democratic president but there was a period of time there and I remember in twenty eleven when these talks were happening that there was a real sense that there's an opportunity here and something might actually happen like there. There might be this big grand bargain that starts to address some of these structural structural problems in both the government and the economy. Did you have that sense early on in these talks that this might actually get done like these guys might pull it off. You definitely a sense that when you had two people in the room like John Bainer and and Barack Obama that there was possibly a pathway to doing it for sure I mean I I spent went. I remember that summer because it was the summer that I just rediscovered banana cruel summer. I literally rediscovered that song that summer and it was so appropriate. For the moment I listened to cool summer on my ipod I would go walk around back and forth from the capital to the White House and so I- rediscovered cruel summer summer because it was a cruel summer and I spent a lot of weekends at the White House House Because it would always seem like we would reach these breaking points around the weekend And it was sort of a non stop process of fits. It's an starts on talks but there was this period in Mitchell. Eyewear yet look like for a couple of days that they had a deal. They had a deal in principle. And they we're GONNA get there there you know in respect though it's obviously clear why it was perilous and why it may never have happened rapid but for a period of time it did look like it and and there's been a lot of love examination of that period stories and spin hold hold on either side about what actually happened in Howard broke down. Obviously they never got a final deal that everybody could agree to but the goal was kind of clear like how much they wanted to cut cut the deficit and what they wanted to do on entitlements like remind us a little bit of you know if there were a grand bargain what would have done so each side had to agree to something they just would never want to agree to otherwise which Democrats at meant cuts in Medicare and Medicaid for John Bainer and Republicans. It had to be for the first time I'm in decades agree to massive massive increase in tax revenues. That could come into the United States Treasury bought a week before the debt ceiling was to expire and the president to ask Mr Kanter come in the Oval Office where we basically. Yes you do. Where the President John Bainer got to in that at that one moment I think when when they felt like they give a deal was that John Bainer agreed to raise taxes? He agreed to your there was some sort of You know tall in a way to to spin what he was doing. It wasn't actually going to increase tax increase. It was just going to be. You're going to get more revenue. Believe me it. It's all the same thing and and a lot of ways but for a couple of days John Bainer had agreed to raise more tax revenue The president had agreed to to Cuts and Medicaid Medicare. They seem like they had something there. Were also going to cut You know they were going to look for a Ways to deal with social security which was also a huge concession. Republicans and Democrats for a long time or Democrats in particular. Never wanted to bring social security thirty into the picture Because they say it actually doesn't have anything to do or as big of an issue is Medicare and Medicaid it's self funded through payroll taxes. But you know there was. It's a lot of there was a lot there. It was a big. You know big package and what you had Was Democrats would say a misunderstanding. Standing Republicans would say that the president move the goalposts at the last minute. And what what that means. Is that the president while they were sort of exchanging these his offers in that one week of July trying to get to the point where they can announce something. The president raised the prospect of bringing in more more tax revenue raising taxes or bringing in more tax dollars and John Bainer had offered in his his last proposal and This is the sort of the crux of the disagreement But that is what broke down. The process They had sort. I've gotten John. Bainer got fed up with the president not one time not one time. Did the administration ever put any plan on the table. Exactly yeah and this is where we get to the. Why won't you return my calls? John Bainer period. You know I think personally speaker banner probably want to do something something. He just couldn't control his caucus. Obama thought that you know maybe they're going to get to the altar and Consummate This marriage and move on to this grand bargain Oregon and then you know. He's placing calls to banner in those calls are are not getting returned What happened there? President Obama wanted to Talk about this idea of raising more revenue and The president thought he would hear back from John Bainer. That's how they operated for. We're for weeks before that one would call the other. Get Him on the phone vice versa but suddenly The John Bainer wouldn't come to the phone and for for a short period of time maybe about two days there was no contact and just like a relationship when they don't call back. They're just not that into you. And he and John Bainer had basically decided he was over it and But it was I remember reporting on the time It was really sort of sad situation for the president because he was literally like John. Bainer won't return my calls He called called he called You know that Friday. I believe it was a Friday He called over to John. Boehner's office asked to talk to him. He was told that John Bainer could not come to the phone and or that he would call him back and the president said no I would I would I need to speak with a job are now and they said no and And at around the same time John Bainer and his staff were they were briefing reporters on how the deal fell apart and so And I said Mr President. You can't do this. We've been talking about this for months. I'm already out for limits. I can get you know what. Why are you doing this? And didn't Obama go into the briefing room that day. Sorry I didn't know if I'm going to the briefing Room Day and talk about it and be like you know I called him and I said you know. Put you on the phone. And they wouldn't put him on the phone. I'm just remembering now that That briefing room performance. I mean it was sort of sad and you get the feeling that the banner at ghosted on Obama he he go posted on Obama. He didn't Obama came out and and Gave this remarkable press conference were basically. I am a spurned lover. The relationship ship instead and so as the grand bargain it is hard to understand why speaker Boehner would walk away from this kind of deal and frankly if you look at the commentary there there are a lot of Republicans that are puzzled as to why it couldn't get enough and that is exactly what happened. I've been and You know at that point. You know they never. They can never get get the momentum back like that was the end. That was the end of the grand grand bargain. There were attempts. You know in months and weeks and years after that I even wrote about one attempt in two thousand thirteen during the government shutdown and in and really that whole situation it's our the whole Capitol On on the idea it seems like important jumping off point for you. Know kind of I've where we've come the last Seven eight years in terms of some of you know dealing with these big structural things and even caring about deficit and the debt or the idea that we need to do anything. Anything about Medicare Medicaid Social Security Seems like there's a pretty you know long tail Impact of you know what happened then in the grand bargain and where we are Now and kind of the consequences for governing and the governing style of the last few years How how do you think about that? In terms of the legacy impact of the failure of the grand bargain. I I agree with you. I I think the attempts to make big deals in Washington Ashington are always sort of wear lawmakers and presidents want to go. They want to believe that they can lock arms and make big historic Soreq decisions To a certain extent we did see that with healthcare but it was But it was a partisan bill We saw that recently with tax reform but that was a partisan bill. This grand bargain was attempt to do a big bipartisan deal and and it it failed spectacularly which whether we like it or not I do think that that has shaped how both parties you know what attempt to tackle big issues. It's very it was one of the last attempts To do things on a really big bipartisan way. On debt and deficits sets It became almost so comical in some ways. Ben I'm sure you remember this like the notion you know people can get in a room and go golfing golfing and then have drinks and then strike a big grand bargain like he became punching in a became like a a A. You know a punchline in Washington Where where it's almost like people? Just sorta turn their nose up at that idea that that that folks can get in a room and and and look past their differences and get along and try to know get to know each other and and strike a big deal in that you know we just. We don't see that we don't see that happen and I was like really high high profile attempt to buy a house speaker in a president to do that. And it's hard to see how that will happen anytime soon. And that's certainly had an impact on uncovering covering moving forward right and feels like we're in such a different place now politically You know sort of both sides of the aisle and the the Democratic Party which is is obviously moved a little bit more laughter. More progressive debate is all around. You know does the debt even matter deficits even matter. They probably don't we should absolutely you never talk about Any kind of cuts to social safety net programs. In fact we should expand greatly and go to Medicare for all and increase social security benefits and then you have Republicans who cared a lot about reducing the deficit and cutting spending and they don't really seem to anymore and some of that as a result of president trump and the fact that they did this big tax cut package like it. Some ways you know. It's only a few years ago and other ways to me. It feels feels like an entirely different era where anybody thought that. We had to address structural issues. Now it seems like we don't at all I don't know if you agree with that Absolutely I mean you saw the president right after that turn against the notion that he had to really continue to fight the fight he felt felt President Obama felt that he had made cuts he had made concessions There was always deep skepticism within his own inner circle in the Democratic Party at large. That's where he should be putting his time and attention on deficits and right. After that deal failed he really pivoted pretty hard back to just away. Okay from expanding anymore capital on that and you know we haven't really seen any true discussion about our debt and deficit Since right like there have been attempts but it just it's it's not. It's not what people talk about it anymore. And I don't see how will be that Anne time soon. Yeah it certainly doesn't seem like it all right so what we're talking about happened close to a decade ago. Now more than five years feels a lot longer longer than that to me And things have changed a lot since then Obama's come private citizen. John Bainer is now. A marijuana lobbyist. Eric Cantor got tossed out of Congress Christner primary and is now an investment banker. So Carrie what about you. What are you doing now? I happen to run a little publication called politico Yes I'm the editor politico. So there you go from the debt ceiling fights to politico editor to the heights of political boss and the absolute Superb editor of politico. Who has seen a an enormous amount in her political career and is also Like the Gen Gen xer which is something that we're talking about a lot on this podcast and I wonder if you could help settle a debate that I've been having a lot of people Both on twitter and on this podcast and that is the question of whether Barack Obama was in fact the first gen-x President I argue that he was And you can argue it from the date of his birth nineteen sixty one which some say would make him. You know very young baby. boomer I think it kind of Crosses the line degen ex there to me his personality Seems a lot more than it does baby boom. But I don't know what do you think about that. Do you think of Obama as a Fella Gen xer or do you not care or what do you think it would say. Never given it thought Ben but I have to agree with you. He's agenda totally totally gen-xer I'm he just is he. There's nothing nothing about his personality. That suggest he's a baby boomer. I don't think there's a question who said he's a baby boomer. A lot of people baby boomers. No baby boomers went to claim them or at least Democrat. Baby boomers when acclaiming. Well I I really. It's he's an arguably a Gen xer. There's nothing there's nothing about him that's baby boom to me right. I agree with that. I mean musical tastes kind of the way. He dressed operates You know he's not somebody who is as you know constantly craving attention in the spotlight and you know being the center of everything not that he doesn't have any ego. I mean anybody. WHO's president? Has You know you got at an ego exactly wise or do you. I mean we're Gen xers we can have ego but it's just different. You know like it's not. It's hard to put into words to me but he's not the me generation and he's not like bill. Clinton is a quintessential baby-boomer And Obama as is as different from Bill Clinton. I think it's possible to be in terms of personal the way he lives his life and all the rest of it you know. So it's like I I don't know how you can think of as a as is a boomer but So anyway we started thinking about that in terms of his relationship with John Bainer and whether there was kind of a generational thing at play here and Bainer. I guess we'd call a baby boomer. I mean he's of that demographic and at least for me like I've always had difficulty relating to baby boomers as as you know his bosses or as colleagues like I think there's a Gen-x baby-boomer thing where you know folks I don't necessarily Jive. We have different approaches to the world. But you know as you mentioned before uh of Obama and Bainer really did groove together. I mean they got together. They did that funny video for the White House. Correspondents Dinner where they're eating popcorn and joking about getting a grand bargain Argon banners trying to tempt Obama to smoke a cigarette I feel like there was a connection. There that belied their generational differences You talked about this already but there was this kind of synergy between them right now. I agree with that and I and I think it may be has even more to do with disturb their political all to meaner Barack Obama was always somebody who felt like he wanted no drama Obama wanted to be seen. Lena's wanted to be seen as a rational actor and I think to a certain extent Bain or want it to be seen in the same way. He was a pragmatist in in the house he work across the aisle. I think Barack Obama always craved that of that accomplishment of getting a big bipartisan accomplishment. He rose up in politics by saying you know we're not red states or blue states were were United States of America and I think he saw John Bainer a possibility possibility to sort of live up to that by trying to tackle big issues on a bipartisan basis. So I think there was like a kinship in that way that sort of drew them together But but you know the political forces were were stronger than they were and they couldn't do it on their own just as two people in a room and I think they both wish they could Ah You know Washington thought that was silly. Really and They weren't they couldn't succeed at it. Yeah I think of the General Gen-x approach to alive as Being sort of just you know get stuff done to do. Don't do it with a whole lot of drama and bringing all sorts of crazy attention attention on yourself all the time and I. I feel like banner kind of fit into that and its rights against what generation actually was and there you know the Republicans were like that and it's some of the stuff. I've always really liked about banner. Winter is that he didn't want to mess around with the debt limit. Didn't WANNA mess around with shutdowns and do all sorts of scary stuff that might upset the economy but deal with really restive restive caucus. Who wanted a lot of that stuff anyway? I could blather on about Obama and Bainer and their bromance and the generational impact of it But I know you as a political credit or a lot of other stuff to do and there's stuff going on in the news but I would just ask you lastly You know Do you see any hope in the near term for are any of this reoccurring like people getting into a room and deciding. Okay like we've gone from at this time. We were talking about fourteen trillion dollars debt when all this was happening. Now we've got twenty two trillion dollars in debt and a debt-to-gdp ratio. That's okay now. But it's not going to be okay when we hit recession and it's really going to be problematic for the long term but you know the the power. Our in the Democratic Party says it doesn't matter The Republicans are very much interested in other issues on immigration and other stuff like it feels like we're at a moment where not there. There's no chance of any kind of a grand bargain reoccurring in the near term and that at some point it's just GonNa fall to you know either. The remnants of genetics plus millennials calls in Gen Z.. Down the road to address any of this stuff and it's just not going to be a focus of Washington for the near term. Yeah I totally totally agree with you. It's I've long been sort of pessimistic about You know Washington and its ability to do stuff. I covered the healthcare bill from start to finish in two thousand nine to ten in. That only happened because it was one party like I said tax reform happened because it was one party and It's just extraordinarily difficult. got to see anytime in the next four to eight years are and who knows after that where you could see a big tough challenge. Njit this being tackled on a bipartisan basis. I see almost no chance which is a pessimistic way to end this interview but well yeah it is. I guess if you believe I guess if you believe in bipartisanship it's pessimistic way but maybe sort of in an environment where this it's a different. It's a different political environment. Then it's not going. It'd be a bipartisan thing. That fixes this is just going to be. You know one side of the other figuring out that there's a different way to do it unilaterally who knows tumultuous time but It's not a super optimist quaid and the interview but I will end up by saying Carry booed off. Brown is editor at politico. Fella Gen xer tremendous journalist a good friend and we are very thankful that you took a little town talk to us. I'm thrilled to be here. Thank you Ben. That's it for baby this week next week finally an interview interview with an actual millennial and not just any millennial I think generational change doesn't have to mean generational conflict but I do think that you have a different sense of urgency around these issues. If you're expecting in your lifetime to be dealing with them personally. This is the mayor of South Bend Indiana and Twenty Twenty Democratic contender. Repeat the judges. Subscribe for free wherever you listen to podcasts. This episode was produced by Jenny and Adrian. Hearst the executive producer of audio politicos. Dave Shaw I'm Ben White. Thanks for listening.

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2510 - Cristela Alonzo

"Eh let share Burrito come on that's not fair man farther look the fool retention retention smoking cigarettes again ask your doctor please don't take this person go down the biggest selling album of the decade I guess he's one of them was a bigger than purple rain what Rhythm Nation I don't know I don't know in terms of raw sales falling out he said get out of my get out on my part it's Paisley and you're not allowed to anymore WHOA and so they go there like all right we'll just go produce the I in my eighty four to eighty nine time in the record business I don't remember any album selling like that yeah even thriller I guess that was they they were in the time and then they started doing producing on the side and and prince was furious today yeah they had live on tape it's the fastest our in podcasting this is never not funny now your host Jimmy Pardo it's through the screen actor and after insurance so on I prescription labels it says Jimmy Jam numerically for the Free Alphabetically for behind the Pay Wall and if you're not a member of the players are you missing some fun video you're missing out on a lot of it doesn't say James Jimmy Jam Pardo and oddly enough think of you every time I see it you don't stop talking about Jimmy Jam such a Fan I just I always think of her when I hear the name Minneapolis because that one song escapade where she just goes minneapolis she does right in the middle of s giving a shout out to the city where she recorded custody think it's always good to talk about quickly we're heading back to Minneapolis November sixteen in honor of Janet Jackson I don't know what that means episodes good episodes fun stuff happening that you know you're not privy to because you don't ever hello media's welcome to the program episode twenty-five government take a guess nine ten last week was nine then right next week finances in order to get your lives together man figure some shit out and then let's go hey a couple of things to discuss the dive an eight song state of the world that was doing really well on radio like a year and a half after the album was out but the record label didn't release it sounds great for any conversation so worldwide whether it's here whether it's you at your store whether it's at Trivia wherever you nerds gaggle pictures but they were remember they were members of the time and then they started producing you would know all this the most recent episode of Hit parade but million certified so it's so nearly twenty million copies worldwide rhythm nation okay I'm looking for certification you got sales numbers my experience purple rain versus I'm looking at right now that ask you before you Jen Jim Your Voice I don't have a clue talking about his they both do yeah well I'm just picturing the one guy then eleven career I get it numerically in the on the episodes that we go help him medically on the players club and that's just how it's been and that's how it always will be minded springsteen born born in the USA was huge and but noth- nothing like purple rain in in you know right to get it out so you found that information gary worldwide sales for Rhythm Nation twelve million twelve million I think proposed as a commercial single so it wasn't on the singles charts but if it had been it may have done it at least gone top ten than it would have been than it would have beaten was even better than thriller which had seven top ten singles but not all of them went tile Peter Brother Yeah and then the the crazy part is there is oh he's an he's basically Siri you know you you just you start talking and then he's like I can't find information in the middle of saying just let me who's the other Guy Terry Lewis Lewis Right yes so it was wearing the ray bans is that Jimmy Jam Terry Lewis I think it's Jimmy Jim might be terry crazy it looks like it might be Jimmy Jam but here's a few pictures and they all are Rockingham yeah that's the guy on the left in the second row center that I'm talking about why are they dressed like the blues brothers and all the the low actually now that I it does seem a little low yeah the the major record that that that that album holds seven top five singles which is Rosemont at Zanies which is right near O'hare airport right outside of the Chicago land rentals out of Chicago it isn't Chicago land and I know a lot of people jerry come Chicago get on the fucking train yeah that night Los Angeles was unfired. Yeah I just did not expect it's always weird every time there's there's the season for the nation and that was what you we enter Lewis did I tell you that ever bored with this on how my name is both Jimmy and James for insurance purposes first time we went to Zanies I think it was the was that the for I believe it was crazy that was the first time but anyway yeah at least I took the train into the city to see Hamilton it's only we're going to Minneapolis we'll be there November sixteenth and we'll discuss this in full then then the very next day November the seventeenth we'll be back at the they should come out came out in eighty nine I think probably eighty eight or eighty I I don't remember any album selling like purple rain it'll be the best thing here we're going to there's a pause and then you could jump in with the information that just seems just the best way to have there is record of of I guess thriller at seven it would it would have been the only album that had eight top tens crazy yeah okay I got it so that twelve the planes aflame who would have thought that Los Angeles was just that famous enough to get affected by the curse. Yeah well it is it always is the lesser arrange gotta be at a I'm GonNa if I guess twenty seven million this all time or is this just for that year I don't know what he's doing that's all whole time no time rain rain sold a total of twenty five million twenty seven somehow briefly those so it it did outsold okay very good get in our car and you know go somewhere to go to a hotel nearby and waited out the craziness that you have to do that you know you're magic mountain many times I would have to you might have been pretexting but I would be emailing with them are you okay all right and it's like well no we had to Iowa just crazy crazy but isn't it always sill Mar I don't mean it is always like it's always in that area my personal agent Tj used to live up near Eh I've been in meetings suck nothing important I mean that's important but it's not into important in the Grand Canyon Lake but we have some live dates that you've been plugging on the on the plugs but we've never done it's infuriating you and I both moved here in the Post Earthquake Post riot dip of of real estate where if we had either had had any money at all but there's lots of places that are cheaper than down here so that was a big Goto when I first moved here a lot of guys comic's bought houses up there because they were oh you're too late that was that was just before me yeah I mean thriller was still selling eighty-four but is two years old the cyber them nation was eighty nine and seventy said man Jimmy Jam and that's on my prescription I can't talk the prince now also might have died I was gonna say I I'll bring my ouija board and we'll see you can raise the and by confide to Rosemont from Los Angeles you can figure out a way to get there from Oak Park you Dick Watts I took the train in I the that there's fires but still taking off guard when it there's a farm like what fired you're now why because this is when yes it would have been a no brainer to buy a Nice House always always haunts me obviously this is illegal but it still haunts me you know my dad and I have the exact same hundred that obviously did not want to go for that that's not my bag I'm not gonNa try to ride him he didn't trust the totally stable world of stand up comedy as a as an income source name you know and so my dad you know theoretically I could have bought it in my name but used my dad's credit and all that and I was just here with nothing and he could got a house for me and it'd be paid off probably by now I mean we twenty five years in but you still would have needed a down payment my phone again you take what you can make it and then of course we got Fratello us here in Studio City on November twenty fifth that's a Monday night could be good good to be bad right right back out train stop walking distance from the club and and shopping restaurants hotels all that stuff piece of cake so on and we're still working out the venue and the date and that will be the date is may twenty foreclosed on my father would he have just kept paying the mortgage payment I don't know I probably would have been like sorry buddy his social security echinacea the stage with that grand piano and that's the real star well it takes up most of the state seventy five percent of this day to work crammed into a corner third I get that correct yes memorial day Saturday now here's the thing this will this much we can tell you it's going from nine. Am to nine pm that much we can't tell you ninety well you did see this crystal ball clearing bankruptcy in two years Jim I declare bankruptcy 'cause I couldn't afford my rent now if I had somebody's house and you would have been the nine pm is that the east coast and Mid West could enjoy more of the show Yep so that we're not ending this thing at three o'clock in the morning East Coast so basically we're going twelve the twelve east coast now spirit will bring them back nice to bring him back but by the way the number funny curse Kinda played into effect on the players club where make mid all those jokes about how you get in the basement for a fire ah in my in this scam so you're saying in this scenario you would have done this without telling him no he would have been on board and he he would have had to pay a sold it and we picked up for reasons because we did have success back in the day of the doing it the day after Thanksgiving where people are able to more people are able to fly in Zevon was really crazy because the bay area and then for their own inventory they prepared for it going well this is the season we might turn up electric because so that season eleven we may have done this what was the one that guy well there's a couple there's a couple that are there's the red the red one in the upper right we'll talk about it again in the future hopefully yeah what what it may do is confuse us as we show up at eleven what's happening why is via scrammed get outta my town before it catches fire again you know this is what we have seen fire scene rain so we've got that we got is John Him onstage alone John How's the one man show going so you have more details dicamba do get your travel plans ready that and now that is Memorial Day weekend achieve any time and now I'm sure there were millions of dollars but right at time they were cheaper than what was here at a hero it was like two seventy five yeah that's the other thing is uh-huh yes we also have male Oh thank you Park cast on twenty twenty peak at twenty twenty will be appea- cat cut the live dates and then also we we need a new logo we need a logo we did this many years ago avoid put the bigger point is we need a there's the big yellow never not funny one that is the are umbrella logo for lack of it the thing that is our show logo and we did a new show logo not a seasonal one a new show logo particularly off twenty twenty right it's a new turn it on at noon and go what's going on why is this three hours they were we're letting them to no eight months in advance here seven months six doesn't matter they're going to be like I didn't hear that one wasn't a contest but I remember a fan made the season seven one that was looked like the seven eleven logo that's true it's worth their I'm looking at it I was saying it as if it wasn't right in front of me but he and then we're able to get out and because of the possible possibly having a four day weekend flying on Friday see the show on Saturday on Sunday or Monday that your business once I'm done so starting really the way we should have been doing it all along and I guarantee you style it's GonNa Confuse so many people they're going to be like what I aid let's go with a brand new logo and so we're having a contest and the prize the prize is nice re you're gonNA opportunity to Karadzic comic you don't know what they're doing right a bit all right so we got we got the live shows discussed the speed of the big one podcast a thon that once a year it isn't it would have to Macula when does that happen question I was going to say it is cheaper to live there than it is down here is that it is Alan Camman out do we have we don't have guessed yet for any of those shows and let's get prints from what I understand he had a falling out with take famous thing but it's technically still Mars yeah that's the images probably that probably sold it out from under me right accents you would have told you I'm sure I'm selling magazine tell me and this is showing up one day and there's new people there at Gerry mail dot com the subject line new NFL logo never go there's your subject line and then we will check those out the four of us ah bore this excuse of Oh my dog for some reason Garin does not spending one second more than he has to hear completely not true it is true you can't wait Outta here lately false I gotta go guys my dogs we hear that all the time but that's only when I don't get up in time to take before leave the house usually do uh-huh and if that is not convenient to you but we're going to be in your town or near your town and you want to be given for a day you can do that so there is there is go to the vet to talk about that and I didn't quite grasp it will have you talked about it it might happen yeah and it happened and it was anyway we met what the email should they send those into I would send it to podcast at g mail dot com P. 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Luckily you've got the other forty nine Brady go back years zoo I'm in pain I take pills and I'm bigger pain because he has heard about this kid pain pills for that the chemical it's still oh I see certain yeah to you all right I got Ya gone probably they're honestly they're number one money maker Yeah it was she was going to charge me she like all like you could tell she was like Oh fuck what do they don't charge you know they charge you he's also a smiletrain Guy Sean hours yeah I know that they hey look at this now I gotta sneaky pocket that I've got a couple of aspirin hidden that's great as the adult Giancana that's that's the one oh there's two then maybe I didn't see with genesis is the one with with Generis I know that that can be devastating so it was I had to go and do it by myself and it was like oh I have to it was like adult and I'm like Oh there's very sneaky we'll see you don't put the ones in my pocket for today in this pocket frankly sweatpants I don't want that extra cargo pocket I like it bulk up the pant that's true you wouldn't know is there right unless your hand happens upon the zipper which just happened this is why we're talking about it anyway monitor and that one what would have seen that's crazy beg something big you've ever seen terminator to Terminator two is a that's a masterpiece the trailer you gotTa be kidding me I'm glad though because I just want to see the movie do your your Terminator Guy Yeah I I don't I accept they never I never did see genesis she right so okay maybe I should check it out I hate it there's no Shining Terminator Film Nicholas Stall that's thereto three fifteen I dunno late nineties early two thousand two thousand two thousand four five that's I like that one that's the only one I've seen I'm a sucker I love time travel I love Sci-fi so like I was always going to like those movies but but yeah I mean terminator two and just in terms of like perfect action it's incredible definitely the Alien Aliens Terminator One is sort of kind of a horror movie to huge action spectacle all right you know what maybe they go see these I we're all GonNa die someday can't wait I can't wait to see this new terminator movie yeah so that I'll stop seeing the puck and trailer I somehow of Nazi prize and then you get a chance to shake my hand a little time with your that so anyway we want you guys to be involved this is my point we want fans to be involved in the the lower this 'cause I just knew I could tell from a mile away I was gonNA hate it and it looked terrible the Shiloh buff that's the shepardson bail I was busy getting drunk yeah I mean the other weird thing is like by modern standards it won't seem as spectacular but the set pieces in that movie at the time fair enough you got a wonderful voice dude he not that his his range is is right in the spot where most human males Iraq we're just mind blowing it was like just crazy motorcycle goes off a top of a building into a helicopter and the film that like it wasn't it's not CGI it's it's awesome everything about it is awesome the it was an early like example of using CG for like liquid metal t one thousand which was it's very hard to I'm sure it was crazy hard for them to do at that time but it was one of the first times that CGI was used well thought like that and then the in ball kicked rex is right for you that go put your floppy hat hot and enjoy your day we're they didn't say it was like one of the biggest movies of I recognize that what summer eighty seven ninety two I think it was he too yeah you know what that's just as a pocket were yeah that's the one that came out like twenty years after well Terminator Two came out ten years after and then terminator three rise in the machines came out talk a little over there a little bit sean do literally pitches for the nets yeah the nationals ah I wanted to his stripped down and simple as I know these are Amac well then so I appreciate if you support our sponsor no I love I wear them every day I put him on when I get it Oliver's budding entertainer should see did you I'm worried about him I need him to see the first one I I cannot let you show that's fair that was thank you are ahead of the other day you are pill-popping maniac that I had no idea a little of the same pants and that pocket schlock style but the idea is like there's unstoppable killing machine that's it that's it's it's going after a mom and her son or her unborn son you saw me do stand up at flappers last week where I swore more than he's hurting and it's not scary it's just a new four k. what's that forecast so it's good to see him again I think that's a good movie that Oliver can watch I think Lara but I don't think it's not I don't think it's like nurses and yeah good here here and here I was gonna say there was something I was getting the pills cats gene glover keep saying gee I don't know your link yeah he's he's so hard to I mean he's talented but it's very hard to figure out how to use them scared from that though it's a it's a little more on the it's the whole premise was it's kind of a a Schlock is a good movie that was made in a Indiana Jones and you're great come obvious this is an important film that as so you're inbetween false yeah as yeah well any very sorry to hear about your kid thank you the player mispronouncing fuck no I do I have a four K. player probably don't have a four K.. TV TV if I have the Bluer upbringing I'm not sure if I still have the of action filmmaker biracial terminator arguably a masterpiece original is fantastic. I mean I think like writing wise the original is the best the the second one yeah you movies have done it you know it and it sounds like they did it all right good go will you always thought that guy was good a piece of property and then he can add let's go let's go shady if you can shaded up there's no way my dad would future born son right yeah John Boehner that one's got sex in it true but not graphic penetration great well I like Butts I can see Schwarzenegger Schwarzenegger and his prime completely naked so enjoy the aside yeah I use it and action you are sting Sunday this may be the last day you can see parasite before hearing all about it okay well thank you for sparing Myers Yes I will not say anything about it but it was very very good all right well listen it sounds like you got to see that and I wish I saw parasite over the weekend that's the movie I saw The Korean the other thing you should know Jimmy is the James Cameron conceived the Terminator Movie And wrote the first two and then got the fuck out of there this is the first is a Cyborg so there's more than one of him and there's also like he's doesn't get older so was it which one was a genesis or they basically made yeah yeah so it is gauging yeah I wish I could do the impression because he he says it I am I am a cybernetic body with like he actually explains Tunes Back. Ok and and then there's a girl yeah not so good second a lot better I think I mean the the very very good the only adult movie I've seen a movie for grownups not of not of skin flick I don't even know before this one what I cannot talk about okay even that's not right man Perez this the poster alone made me assume it's Korean and there's a very superficial and silly conflicts that are easily resolved but it's more about just going to that place again and enjoying yourself mayor I've avoided it so you don't know anything about it I I haven't trailer I all I know we I guess maybe I saw the first teaser I obviously I know that njit young I think genus they made a young Schwarzenegger out of computers shoulder and there's a new one the question that I think you can answer about parasite is it are they speaking in English is dubbed or is it subtitled subtitled and you still were like this is awesome at the end of the show in that there's no there really are no sticks it's basically he was like we're back these people kind of tying up loose ends a little bit weekend maybe it's GonNa come there to have to wait sound weird but that's the only horror movie I like not what is it it may be the best movie of the year wow really really good cool really really good I mean I've watched them subtitled films and enjoy them but it can also be in writing t to he says yeah the new processor learning computer see that's one single trailer for the new is but at least not for our anniversary we went to see the Downton Abbey movie frantic exactly what I wanted yeah because you watch not nappy yes it's great had some issues with it I want to see it do you watch the show Oh yeah love it you love the show. There's no reason you wouldn't love the movie it's more like that Christmas special you can't say blanket Zombie movies those can't a couple of good ones name one dawn of the dead you liked it Sean Yeah Hi Guys Hi Nice to see show Lonzo just walked in and she's taking time away from her book tour she's got a brand new book out it's kind of like that but I didn't love it which is why a lot of people quite thinking what's it was horror yeah old boy even Korean I could be completely wrong on that front distracted by the old boy that so that guy no nobody did do host maybe if that's the same guy career what gets to us from Korea or I will quote Dave homes on twitter and facebook about yesterday said hey it's for the question what you're saying I didn't know you didn't like zombies which loved that's coming up a thousand times on the show at least a few sited what is the name of the book music to my ears that's right music to my years yes each chapter is named after a song of mistaken yes yeah it's like a playlist of my life so every chapters one of my favorite songs that break down the song and then I tell a story about why it was my favorite at that time grew loved movie excellent really that's the only movie i WanNa go see right now like everything else that's out I'm like I don't want to go see Garin showing one he's back where he's back in charge of his ex wife on board are they still married they're not gonNA brings her back right. There is tension to set there had to be Latino and Hispanic biographies too so you know selling author bestselling author selling author read niche that we want to bestselling author right you are gay horror fiction there it's no piercer sloppy Oh yeah yeah yeah there's a lot that guy trying to Basan no you don't like zombies around I kinda like that when you're right was good but and they originally lookit Christel awareness shirt to make up to the host every time being experienced at just like going to a really rich guy's house experience he did he did do the host and he did Mother if you remember that okay jaw okay so is one of those movie theaters where you're sitting on couches Oh yeah but that's not that's not a movie going experience yeah but that's just what you would wear on a Monday right and is going very well it was number one on the chart was not that you yes does sound like of made up thing not she tweeted out about it have an extra fifteen bucks to shell out of the landmark and yeah it was dark then mit so it's at Hollywood Hollywood inland at least it was over the in regional huber what is that number one on that I was number one on that was number one on the number one yes means well the what is it the I'm sorry go so do others I'm so I love his movies on the skin on top of the exoskeleton is is it living tissue the kids table because he's very mature the kids table they'll move six years as it you only been seven years got it I tweeted because it's number one but the actual subject is so specific that it's always like it I think one of them was cultural down it was twenty third I think what happened this Bill Wad tweeted out hey it's my seventh anniversary on never enough money a two she does have a new book came out it came out the week before mine did you think that's what's hurting you now but you're not political give me a date I will put it in there that's all I got my phone out to call anybody to save the show working parties make no sense always early or the always they don't happen people giving birth Halloween ten this season of birthday parties other Turkey there was there is absolutely the twenty third of September it whatever the day that Julia McCullough's episode that was the first someone who has google could be you gotta Google but I was there the two weeks before that for Phil Hendrie that was the actual I as a spicy queer or Italian garden a family we're all family except for the on October twenty third or whatever whatever the day was like that's in two weeks Garin why are you tweeting about it now tweet about it when it's happening so that it's an our heads and then we you also might be correct I'm not a hundred percent sure there's you're right I don't I we had to find out if if that guy yeah you don't we all of us have a chance well Christine yes called my life in music tape or something that's not what is the name of it it's called the season two of christel coming soon get the fans it's more comedy than anything else you like zombies I mean like you said you told them you were lying I have to say relying too hi mark you got married on the phone starting to Rachel Maddow this week on this program so we wish him good booking that is a good booking she has a new book coming out she looked over when she makes a point her she's still kind of has that look that you are there we go I usually get to do 'cause she was doing all so Rachel I love her and then goes back this circles back to the way she does the top of her show Spanish here we have to get used to it according to your crush at least we have to open up a piece of mail that may little time but enjoy it all right right now the man in Christ Gear House era anniversary we mis mis seven again we talked about it every year week before and then boy I should write it then we forgot this is on you man it's my it's all adversary now that anniversaries like why are you doing it early it was it was the John Hardens about our theme songs it really stunk Oh I love you themes I'll be mean you've heard us very mockingly said that we have a theme song for everything which is true Holt I do enjoy a Rachel Maddow we wish she scratches on the paper while doing something Oh Yeah you do you probably do speak do you do you speak about Dolores Huerta yes yes I do I do but Matthaeus book came out the week before and it was really hard to get into shows that it properly mocked deserves mockery but okay here we go these are give it about a week until we get a maddow's so what I said Oh so maybe that's what you're celebrating that it's possible that I did that's the day that came up and I was like Oh but it started that makes more sense outcome is a young boy that guy over there was no way to keep coming over ruining Thanksgiving is he doesn't get to sit at the table it's tough one of the heat is on right now I mean there's so much going on that's no pressure at show is finally coming was forever no I do not zombies day it's amazing me the confidence to just like try to this question more like do you go do what they do in their bedroom they over talk that much I orig- much easier longtime partner yes she is she is in the room you're at don't I imagine explains about to happen there's a twenty minute block I would imagine she ends where's the orgasm is something that happens up you made fun of our theme songs in the POWs Jimmy like if for somebody that loves music as much as you do take care from Toledo Abbott sculling And of course you could see its work on facebook and Instagram at Abbott Scott Yeah Hello Jimmy Matin Garin and Elliot thank you so much for the continued support and Balabagn's Russian yeah of course she's got passion right put those glasses back on I say to Rachel Matto wearing anymore doesn't she wears them on interviews and around the world but on her it it was near the season yeah so season of Garin Link Designed A. B. B. O. S. K. L. D. I N. G. Design Gulf Ready Yup sure here we go Garin cockerels basketball all fundamental wow that is nice it's nice to know what you don't know Cordola's that Garin knows nothing about Sports Glenn Right over males here all right here we go that's a lot of excitement bed to stick them onto but I do have around three of designs for you I hope that you stick nope I hope that you enjoy the renewed word it was in the same room with him Oh boy Belknap coyote five K.. Ah Jesus Christ humor it's you for five stones it's great to have because she'll laugh at this nonsense uh others Nice Lives Elton John Opening Act Jimmy Pardo a reference to the time that I opened up John I did not really yeah I don't like that kind of scene I don't I don't either I don't like I don't look for birthday what happens thank you behind the curtain Ardabil Hello Jimmy Matt Garin and Elliot Thank you so much for the continue sport kind words of my never not funny inside joke stickers I'm sorry I cannot ship a no those are them to oh no met us all right Chris Chris the habits inquisitor a wait a minute that reminds me yeah there's some news on that front yeah I found him you found somebody shares I did find spoons to enter into my calendar but you're confusing me so I'm going to put my phone you actually did have your phone try was gonna put it in their zero but always talks about how it's about the fundamentals that's you don't have the fundamental why even on the court that's a great Emmett here take this court by the way the program she doesn't watch your but I've I'm so used to associated with her with glasses I think I make them up in my mind now occur in like Jesus Christ you got nothing else going drew you give it a yelp review on thinking go get my haircut one time I go in there and he and one of the things he would talk about a lot was how he had these sculptures made out of spoons he made he made the best artists interpretation of Garin the from here the proportions h really eyebrows but another great that's fantastic that may be I may have to get that tattooed for your third one okay this is from episode twenty three x the theme song I worked for a company that was in the water garden in Santa Monica and there was Barbara there and I would go to him and does he still cut hair though I don't think so spooning but he's still he's still apparently teaches karate and does another thing by the way he's there wasn't as many this time so hopefully half won't get accidentally thrown away my faults is always listen you guys makes the days good and the good day sculpture of a stagecoach full-sized real life sized stagecoach out of silver spoons that's what he would talk about he had been a book when you show all the pictures he's makes a bad days good days great nice point where somebody mark that down for a poor quality sculptures. It's got a little scissors and the barber pole is ejaculated so that is wonderful great Abbot there is evidence of there's a photo of the stagecoach out of spoons if you want to look at it during the break I will show it to you I don't want out this guy any further but ears so I was going through something there was another another fan had made a spooning sheer sort of a sign and so I thought can I find this guy and I have and that could be a good t shirt Jimmy getting arrested for counterfeit print shirts in the parking lot this is a prince t-shirt there that says totally legit in run away from a k a barrel left left his wife to be eaten by any thoughts and your eyebrows they're great ah or is the author of both okay it's spice they allowed to do this we're going to be Lucy and Guzzi I liked that one a lot to get that tattooed I'm not getting anything they should be Clara they they were not countered arrested for that but they actually were jets authentic stolen from a record shop he's also see also apparently had trained with Bruce Lee's Jacob all trades master of none that's what I see the master of at least one skelding is this the artist's name Garissa you again you guys skelding does mines at Abbott skelding designed contact him he's great he's great he's great he is Agean on the theme Song Glasses Lucy and Goosey that I liked that one and then the last time I went to get my haircut from him he asked me about my masturbation habits spooner Cher shirts we just made up the names Cooney sheers because I stole shirts and we said let's bring them to the Prince concert will sell them out of our car we'll we'll charge whenever we I forget what the price was at the time would have been ten dollars and then we'll say whatever we sell them we'll come back the next day and pay employee price for those shirts and keep the Prophet so technically you embezzled insurance beautiful prints t-shirt yeah so it was a good scheme what happened Christel was we got out there we pop the trunk of the car open we had a big cardboard cutout of prince us as some cops were taking shirts and leaving our girlfriends behind and then the interrogated us for hours asking if we worked for Johnny Blue Hill Enter now point this is the logo we need needs to be simple and classy right not necessarily it's time for the glasses exhaust there's actually there's actually two three doc when songs were written for movies another one I actually was wondering about that was that just they had the song and then they're like looking for the tee-shirt what I did Cristos I stole them from the record store Mike Bryan Bryan it won't give his last name I have in the past but now the assistant manager Brian and makes the sculptures out of because he does the spoon sculptures any cuts hair so he's not just a clever wanna known as moonies great this is a guy that I would put if you're if you want to start you got a front runner betting on who we're having a contest to make a new logo for our show I think Abbas geldings yeah sure sure of Baiter in the all right well let me see that so here's the logos money shares haircuts look at this this this fantastic this is a typewriter this is number nine on the paper tears of a clown because you remember the do do do do do that's that's fantastic I'm just taking a picture of the Dooley's without your zapping crystal no this is episode twenty three acts Elliot's barber slash spoon sculpture slash masturbation walk behind everything's Great Song Oh l. d. barge what a great song the greatest short circuit I wanted to be there either everybody was unhappy they were all miserable about men in motion it's so interesting but you have Lebombo Lobos and then you just have like clips of it there but that's not about the movie it was a guy who I mean it was his song or something I am Bessler often uses I will pay it back late well we were going to pay it back the very next day with all of the profits because they were beautiful they were they weren't license the large extra large and I turned around and handcuffs on my wrist and I go hey brian he goes way ahead of you and Brian was let off in the people know we're open for business on the motorcycle remember from the purple color so that was there and we were really teacher t-shirt and the guy goes what size yet I go I got smaller or a song for that movie and they're like well this kind of works because it's the song nothing about the movie other than the name well yeah specifically for that one though it was very specific not counterfeit plus t shirts and dollars still I got arrested back on the Purple Rain Tour for selling t shirts in the parking lot at the Rosemont horizon did they have three different teams choose between design Elliott Makes Power Mao you are the is not an inside job not not shutting it really not show specific at all right it's gotta stand out a pile that is beautiful avid gets it you're getting lost in that one I really am this is episode twenty four seven this is retention for men emotion man in motion and that was in their contract like what the cast members stats had back say you have to go who was in a race of some sort in a wheelchair and which is on the payroll Anita's payrolls in the movie someone told me they had to go shoot the video for saint almost fire oddly enough but this would this would be a beautiful tattoo by did not already have it this is you know I love the sea isn't that beautiful it's about this guy then they used for the song then he rammed in about Rob Lowe's character to New York to play like I mean then you get a rock sets must have been love which is used for pretty woman just a ballot that eclipse retention retention crystal the backstory in this very quickly I was trying to figure out my my sprint retract those Latina chart all right listen this one I actually I do love this one that is very similar anchor with a shark on top of so it's got both my tattoos combined into one but boy that is a beautiful looking image they were gonNA steal this though because he wanted to be about John of course I mean it's your song and here we go and and the thing is you know my friend was like there's like no one ears and I I would spooky sears name intrigues meal from soaker Stella back in the day I I worked for a company that was then there's a video they're at they're at a carnival just sitting with his jacket on like you know heared unnecessary extra filming coming and they've spent thirty years trying to use special effects to recaptured the look of that scene because the idea is that he and then somebody just recently tweeted out that they no big johnny something like they found they figured out a big johnny well thank God Johnny Splitting shears correct yeah sorry about the about the guy the wheelchair guy who's like no tell you know better than I do but that's basically it's a story about a Guy Dutta and they went to the video they shot the video at up park could have given a ship that anybody was there was so upset that the cast was there because I think it's I don't know that's a great example of one that they ram the title of that Song that Brickman pseudo most it has it has a deep backstory has nothing to do with the movie oh because you were because that's what embezzler does they say they're going to be paying for it with that he took product without paying for it but then you want to pay it back that's the Saxon my life is most of the time hang on his chapter four record in your book a threat and actually this time I meant it because my price was fifty dollars more than T. mobile would have been and they said okay we took care of it and then bill I was trying to save some money I call them up and said you need to change my the rates are also I'm going to leave and go t mobile probably never going to do that but I we've been doing Nicholas Sticker oh a hard I live in America right ridiculous even that's for example this one hits hard my dad my dad my dad worked for his you connected to this at all like how do you would sit you wait your nine eleven I don't remember exactly what it was but it was like a picture of Dennis Farina and this one hits hard my brother worked for his cousin you're not ah literally by the end of that sentence they had action figures posters mark my words will never make it have gone ecologist favorite cashiers seventh grade pen pals casual acquaintance. Aa Sponsors old bookies exotic fish salesman highschool principal who like my instagram or facebook post that one CELEB- passing a law. Dennis Farina Oh look at what this okay so what happened area so here's the the sticker is I'm so sorry for your loss he was my dad's cousins former college roommate's ex stepmother's old neighbors part-time Dog Walkers Mailman Nephews Ah for MCA records crystalline back in one thousand nine hundred eighty nine I was a I was on the side of the stage at the tiffany concert the opening band was a five guys in different colored jogging suits and I was standing off to the side literally no farther away from one of them then you are to me right now and I was eating at the poplar creek she'd made a big jump from from malls to doing a arenas sheds and this poplar creek in Chicago and the opening band was on fix on sober Blah Blah Blah Blah and then it's a long story that I will try to truncates into three sentences this Guy Nick Kid Nicholas was helping me and then goes Nicholas said so do you want me to go ahead and do that and then just like ten minutes later do you want to go out and do that then I am I yelled there what the fuck I'm back in two thousand sixteen so you could say we were close wow around on that for his cousin but it's such a it's that's so funny because it's so common every time was liberty is out of the woodwork with some tenuous connection Ah that's great kids block mega fan and the top is the Pasta Salad quickly sunfire and as you say that's my dogs now do you really yeah quickly quickly now it's never on purpose it is coming out interstellar was when Dennis Farina died a person that I know that I have from my real life back in Chicago posted on facebook and I'm gonNA paraphrase it was also quickly Sunday father nature there we go then we got this is the fucking we've been doing nicholas with the sprint that because I thought I didn't see it I thought this sticker was said retention retention this even better I love that as time goes on Matt Belknap by holding my hand right now my rate con ear buds I said well I can put it back on your original plan and they don't get you down to this price I go yeah yeah go ahead and do that but we talk we talk we talk we talk and then the guy and you hear the woman's voice go you are now sinked with your phone oh cool or whatever it says something similar along those lines but you don't have to press buttons or anything to Pasta Salad and I turned to another guy I went over these guys I went Hodgson Band called new kids on the block and I went mark my words go never make it this weird crush of yours is I know I know I know I can't control it if she hit on your loved you would silly little good this Guy Scott number one of the clubhouse this is based on the connection to tragedy okay you're not a good reader but that was well you're very very cold readers thanks both I think both of you for the kind comments about my recalled reading we found one we're thrilled that she's here the book is called the result Zagan music to my ears beautiful copper sitting on a stool holding a cassette tape the your Europe a picky guy when it comes to what goes in your ears and these are the ones that seem to have stuck like a lot of other I remember years ago autumn I like it I'll say this about Jimmy Pardo this is a guy who has played the field when it comes to ear buds yes and a lot of times you that's a nice little charge case anybody watch a little magnetic got right yeah see I can't even get it up that's very weak when your heart is we wireless ear buds are going to be that guy yeah yeah you to made fun of now everybody's the net world now it's not weird it was weird then when you see a guy five years ago that's nice now I've told you that I've owned these priority to them being a sponsor right yeah they look beautiful I tell you what here's what I love about him yeah you pull them out that is that is this guy gets it of course is this is something that I'd be saying stand back now that started on this program Oh you did a kickstarter for some some wireless ear buds may a kickstarter where you and Mike Schmidt made fun of me anybody that D- head walking around the RECON is I love him I listen to him I took an uber to get here today yeah and so I put on the listening to music on the drive in because God forbid you listen to another human being talking to you right am I right second blue background looks Nice Christos got her glasses on looks terrific she's old school motto beatable price point but I don dot com that's where you WANNA go by RECON DOT COM B. 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Snoop Dogg you know these are pro Stewart they all love him Jr Smith Brandy Melissa Ethridge they're obsessed with these things then why wouldn't they because do magnets to quote the great Jesse from breaking bad magnets Bitch no I'm not going to allow you know okay array cons latest model Jimmy listen to this Rais Khan's latest model the e twenty five is their best one yet they've got six hours of playtime seamless Bluetooth pairing more base and a more there is a code You go to buy RECON DOT COM Slash Pardo and you use the code Pardo fifteen at checkout so when you get to checkout use the Code Pardo fifteen I'm gonNA unpack design that gives you a nice noise isolating fit is that what you have do you have the twenty five so I think I have the fifties but there's no way to tell that from my my case here I think there are are all color all they've got blue black red arose gold and a white so those are very cool you should check those out the Monte Cristo Alonzo was here we're thrilled that she's back she's taking time away finding a date for Stella was difficult because she's on that book tour they fit comfortably my ear I forget that they're in there yeah they started about half the price of the other premium loyalists ear buds on the market and they sound just as amazing it was co founded and this is yeah that's so satisfying isn't it really is a magnetic case the door door ray J said if I'm doing I'm doing it with Magda breaking up again on a future podcast with John of course is made the twenty third so mark your calendar now and get your flights if you need to ticket sales will be discussed and location all that will be discussed do you should do it too. If you've been buying a pair now is the time to get an amazing deal that is by RECON DOT com slash Paro on a better way to listen and you're gonNA be a fifteen percent off your first order that's a nice chunk of change to cut loose that is Bhai RECON dot com slash part Oregon fifteen percent off ray conway or their buds yes and actually interesting ready to go yeah blinking there look at that quote because they're they're black with a little blue accent in the accent color can be any color although asking how deep to crush goes all right we take Abbott Skeleton for this yeah the live dates that'll be covering all that stuff in the plugs from here on out still oh yeah they're like really high up there like really high up like I'm talking like like President and like resident of comedy and stuff like that she had on her own music and was a I think appreciated the quiet I think he probably did and everybody needs a great pair of aware of this year but's that's so true there yeah yeah fuck 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that's my thoughts about your friend now go ahead what is this guy doing look jerk like a Cyborg or something right but now it's part of life you see people with the ear buds commonplaces but my point was that you've Chicago torture fairly and he knew exactly what sure Chicago Radio and we think Abbott sculpting little walk down there yeah you keep that one bringing home to your family and friends here take a look at these Elliott and then Ram them up your ass I but just so like elaborate everything I mean when you think of like pinball wizard Elton John who you open for it's just so big and I almost brought one almost doesn't cut it no but you know I felt weird bringing my book should we but it's it's like my face I wanted to know what how much of the of Tommy they were GonNa play and what it was gonna look like one of those any Tommy kind of like your first who oh no this is maybe don't live third or fourth three or four so natural progression from first Hutu last in last night who I'm and they like yeah yeah yeah that was like Jesus the best to worst night of my life of course I've second are they still are the in this shirt with a black hoodie and all you could see was right here that was it was like it and he's a message asking me is which is how was it it's fine it was I'm glad that I went but you know they're they're in their seventies and it's showing that was I was in my mind wouldn't have three shirts so that wasn't that hard for you to do I felt weird bringing it but I will bring you is it worth it him giving me Shit over and tell me you told me no I'm expected this is exactly what I expected like exactly what you were even wearing that so maybe she got this from big Johnny I'm like you buying for big Johnny now man Fog Make John hoppy eventually I look forward to reading because I liked the excerpts that I have read other just one extra bread that you released the one about the the go back to the Program Episode Twenty Five Ten Crystal Alonzo's here she the great new book out that I have not read because I get one of the day I I always ask what what are you close from Tommy Yeah okay so what fanfare whatever it's called overture Salat boy I can't the algorithms it's the algorithms it was one about you at the wasn't wasn't the critics thing what's the critics thing the he lives were really oh when they're trying to get their hands on my boobs network up fronts when they announced show their fronts so sometimes he and Roger Talk over each other like oh doesn't know that rogers talking and so then Rogers apparently not only Garin just searched and Pete Townsend says that's all we can do because we want to cram in hits for you guys You know ordinarily be do more Tommy than this but this is not that tend to tour what did they open with also that's also has an orchestra so you're going to hear it it's going to be like you'll hear on the album only has been around the album and there's some guy goes 'cause you suck at a guy goes yeah come on you know I didn't really blue and I actually I was in my apartment I was leaving and I knew you're GonNa give me shit about it for not bringing it and I thought thank you here's The star of the show he's to astles literally I got off stage in though is like like they're like well what are those because I was waiting to low cut dress and dress like this all the time in two thousand goes yeah yeah we suck we're GonNa talk after the show we suck your that Roger we suck it was just like right there I love to is there any on the back eighty three to eighty three something up that pictures from Chicago Sixteen which were too I think you should fuck hear me I met them in a big you know what I mean I don't know email's been screw those two astles they can go pound I the closer that and there was this was greatest I don't think pete because he's deaf I don't keep where's where's the in ear monitors right Burton what do you know like like desired show solid shows but now you're like well this was a solid show Roger Sound and British or whatever word works here in the states for you people and he goes yelling out all my God like many many years ago Chicago when I saw Chicago Chicago fest and and they played South California purples as maybe the second or third song in the set and some staff I mean I would have loved to have seen I hate when I hate when you find out about a concert you really want to go to and you know you just you're not going to be in town it was the greatest guy the guy said you suck and I'd like to think it was a I'd like to take because it was really bothering remind is great but he doesn't sound like Roger from Woodstock why would she well exactly because some people are on the Internet bitching like Ma Roger didn't sound like us to know shit he decades later here because they've got the monitors again towns it doesn't have them so we can just goes rock and Roll Pete goes rock and roll a friend of mine and I were obsessed with fire and rain and we just kept yelling like fire and rain play fires James later okay that's ridiculous horrible I went to see James Taylor at the Hollywood bowl years ago and I went early with friends rain and then he finally did and we got up and danced heard what are you ruining go and look at me mystery I've been a fan since the this is from it's hard nobody nobody really cares for sure from late James Taylor home show every I know we were assholes but it was the wine we didn't stop drinking and we decided we got really drunk I drank a lot of wine which I normally don't do but everybody was drinking wine and as the show progressed so then later then they do another one then there's the break and some guy and and people you know yell out I always get people yell out because they usually they can't in the show is going on and the guy yells out again and he goes to your like a fucking foghorn used to work at a ship shut your fucking mouth I I did yeah you know it's weird I saw heart with Sheryl Crow in Toronto couple months ago and that's the first thing I did everybody like it's seventy Puckett here's it'll be great doing exactly and they had the orchestra at the House and so they did I think five or six from Tommy to start the show and I kept yelling up Bill Bowes purppose and Walter later this guy who really doesn't talk at all during knowing the bank as he's retired but he would never really talking peace in the middle and they kind of look over and then you start laughing like there's these two old men laughing but so the one guy so he says salt and fucking Corner Jesuit plant the pricks us to do high school clock maybe once a show he'd go hey is went from eight or whatever he walked over he's got a Saxon when he walks over and he goes out he goes right into a new song for you now which you know you hear the entire room go except the next night I'm not alone there's other people us shows and we've talked about this many times on this program ridiculous thought that you're not supposed to wear the band shirt to their show if not that's what you hear loud rock and roll you because he goes I'm quoting I'm quoting when I say this that's what you yell how'd You fucking as you know John here careful joining us I didn't think it'd be last focus I was at the WHO concert at the Holland in front of me because I'm like I have to go see the March I gotta go see this phone I gotta go see the tour shirt so I ended up buying heart like I like the style hey nice work yeah that's a very wizard of Oz kind of connection because it's Kansas and toto eh also like they're playing the song guys yelling for is that it already played already played okay so he's requesting it India's that I always said I would love to toe host this idea with Jim let's go like we would never viewer I would love to be an inappropriate but nobody would wanNA watch me model I would love to watch you we should do Improv show what are you talking about either stop talking they didn't bring you a copy until I see it I don't think here can you visited my hands that might be too thick here is that you don't pander by way of the Chicago podcast who share to the show last night hopefully yeah you don't drink anymore because of the been worse story that's been worse than that you're the gentleman there's no way they'd let me that they would have to be some I candy that's why you're there that's ir they're not going to be made through their show then when yet is and when would you wear your toto shirt shot go see Kansas that's no one would ever get to talk we would never learn how to quiet more than happy to do it I'll let you take the lead let's go show business ah so I no not nothing this I'm sitting in the audience and so pete is says we're GONNA do a new one and he said baseball kind of like Jersey I heart had one but it was surprising how many people were making fun of me I was with a big group with a big group and they were making fun of me for wanted to the Fund for the reason I thought it was a nice election of shirts and I know you like t-shirt screw them by t-shirt every show every show every show it's part of the fun every show you the hosts Jim is probably not necessary at all. Wait it's named Lloyd Mittens Boyd or on the board it was penny lane who was penny lane that's right think I know how to step out of the way you know it's funny that actually thought of a couple then you from there including pinball wizard and you know see me feel me and you know we're not working what what close with they closed with bubble Riley yeah I will get a sleeve of Abbott sculling my whole thing was always you host and I co host with you we'll listen I'm on board with that too the other morning I know I felt like an asshole to the point where security had to come really kinda like escort as away my bill and it was fifty dollars more they somehow made it not only fifty one hundred dollars more now than T. mobile and so I call up to say hey it was supposed to have been oh you shouldn't say that I will say that that's specific show or any show where Youtube Co host if Christina's manages to sell a show that we are both hosting middle aged dude yeah yeah yeah the underlying white read that's kind of the end dude underlying and underlined dude straightway straightway so you know it's it's the accurate moving space work very which basically started improv troupe now I can't think of anything worse for the viewer with white out because it's completely necessary space all right let's the complementing the nice work I was complimenting my nice work you can read all about that in the new book music to my ears that apparently doesn't exist aw Garin doesn't shut the atmos- Beatles named after almost famous Hon anyway we were in the front rows so we heard him say it shut the fuck up that's what he said and I was like what that clears dummy turn the letters thanks to the new wheel of Fortune Right Krista runs it ah didn't even see that dealer and then he did that atrocious show that was all like road east it was like studio sixty back in with the guarantee we spoke about earlier guarantee lost his cat over the over the weekend no no no no no little mittens what was the add but I love how bad it was like it was watched one episode you didn't love to see through yeah I didn't go all the way through I watched like two or three I think it was incredibly it was like fascinating they get the sweet tat's done yeah no time for this new program I guarantee this show goes I'll get asleep of all the avid scully's work like the untitled version as much as the original but I've ever watched that it's so good Cameron Cameron Crowe they say camera really bad let's get it so wrong Christina singer that seems like something you'd watch and hey now sure yes and knowing you were coming in today Chris W would like one of these maybe I'll buy one for I'll trade her for a book then no book so I'm GonNa say it crows last movie probably his last good movie I don't think he's done anything good sense elizabethtown the one with Emma stone was I called why Aloha meets touring band right Oh that person comes through on a skateboard shot off of it I was so bad you work so I mean that's why you have it the way the way to pitch it sorry to say but they're going to win wash that Friday night and watch it in your catch on her yeah no that's sweet yeah I saw that movie yeah do you do it so my favorites I don't watch a Lotta reality shows I was obsessed with American Ninja Warrior for the longest awhile and now you know it's then they become they have too many rules until I can't bring myself like I can't stand the premise of it so I can't even bring myself to watch it I mean show that they're very good but if it celebrities it's weird how reality TV kind of started for the unknown people to get a shot and now it's but did I say you're like what I said he said I hate everything about this show and I will watch it until the bitter quoting you what is it that that you can't stand about the show the production values are the production just a I hate the audience hyped up the audiences I hate I hate the stupid guesses Jamie Foxx it'll never be thought Bush rock Obama after every good it's probably the thing that hits me about it is that I feel like there's a producer on the show who is telling them to do rather than this takes those jokes but other people are guessing it for real what he's got the right hide work Obama it's not Barack Obama definitely the body type is like beyond say assert their natural guesses like maybe one time but then somebody is going to have told them after the they did the first season you look like an idiot right and they don't WanNa do readies being celebrities wash it's like Oh finally thing for washed up celebrities to do with the elbow the regular man out of the picture they fear rates me it also it's an hour while the first one was two hours it's literally eleven and a half minutes of content we're getting paid very well to look stupid so make no mistake they can jong leaves Andy Mr Pardo to sit in and guess beyond say more than happy to do more it out I will give them this they'd have now done a thing where they're giving them a heeled shoes and they're like fake padding sometimes for the head pieces the yeah there's so little happens and it's like you just have to sit through a lot of nothing to get I will remind the listener that that's how I watch it I just watch the clue the package and the singing that's it'll much guesswork note and then I and then now they have like the head to head thing I watched that part and then of course revealing the head to head thing at least interesting ah friend Kyle Anderson said it like it is I really is unwatchable it's men there's no part of it that's like oh well this is the part that you stay for no what is it the Robin Thicke is one of the judges anytime anyone things like she's actually three inches shorter he knows the exact height and weight of every mixed it up a little bit and then the whole thing the majority of the show is the guessing is four judges yes three to five before higher than the Bible do that they sing out of their chest because that's where the race right there I guess person pops in they're all just you know I was thinking kind of sound and lime could it be Ronald Reagan what it could be we just get stuck watching that show is one of those shows that proved to me that I I don't have the pulse on America like when it started it's a singing competition with people that have careers you not any of them singing groups and Jimmy you probably saw on the it premiered I saw on twitter trending like just a general generic animals I didn't know why Winnie there's not like a person sitting on the side going if robin gets it right I get a new car that would be that I loved that idea it yeah it's weird I don't know I like shows where you can show that you're very good where normal people can Reagan that's a good guess they'd just go over and over it's like the each they like they all make their guesses and then they make another round of guesses for some reason why it's doing you guys don't like it and you're telling me how it worked we all saying how it doesn't here's the thing we have children like I probably would stop watching it but my kids WanNa watch it and so show that they put on in sweeps and that's a big ratings alleged well we don't shut up about it the reason inhabited by Robin Thicke you know what it could be Lonnie Anderson look at the way we're a risk that is whistle Lonnie's ten pounds robbins playing for this person this that would at least mean something it's not like a five episodes event people can't resist something that's so crazy it's so over the car and then and then there's the element of me I have to admit part of it is you do and I didn't know what it was I just clicked on it I'm like Oh like it's trendy it's hot it's hot it's the worst we got to lock you in and it's like there's nothing there's no sticks to them guessing you don't get anything out of it no one's says to that tweet that I did I've never seen a single episode of the show and I just got a list of the names of the masks and I just made ridiculous guesses like imagine that guy doesn't have a gun in his mouth is the form of colleague we is sent him a bath get her yeah I remember seeing the trend sorry comes the Eagle the whole audience is doing this yes the comic I kept thinking Oh this is the dumbest show like this I couldn't understand how um it was and I and I thought it was gonNA fail miserably and I remember the day sincerity and yet perfect Polish like there's nothing wrong with what he's doing and yet there's no connection to it either like you don't feel like you don't think that you know that there's no like of the Fox is an actual Fox or style getty who is dead and I'm just getting responses like oh we'll still getty died two thousand you know I really I I want to say maybe if it was like holy shit like Dur- extinct what happened what happened like what did trump do I who just does not seem to have any connection confuses me that he's on with within the morning with Kelly Ripa right because his whole thing was that he's not a person like he's it can and when Ken makes those Joan what he makes those jokes to be funny a welcome to the Barack Obama like we lost board poor Mittens Boyd costumes on that show if you'd like famous now people care about me so I'll do this and it's like no they actually like you because there's no pressure to care about who you are it's the perfect foil for talk about anything oh idea like this thing where I'm just like what happened to pandas panda audience little gestures when the PAN is humanity to it which I think it works like that that show needs that you can't have someone who seems like they actually have any investment fifth person knowing but he doesn't talk about his life like revisted Michael Strahan did he thinks he can I think that's the thing those people when they have that career they're like well now people uh-huh emotionally back right man this came out of your cat passing away mittens us he does he's like the talent dude it's GonNa Smile he he does could he is up in perfect host because he's completely yes there's zero since I heard you watch this show it's a Tuesday nights to Metro Wednesday Wednesdays I still get response that somebody at home in Iowa can relate to he's a gazillion yeah who gets the tins in his hair they don't know what that means is then they go like they bring the celebrity in you know blacked out limo and then they have to wear one of those like shield face shield masks like punk like great design the design is amazing and the choreography isn't any fucking dancers you do get off the stage I don't need you and your kids l. like once you once you like after no it will haunt you an internet it will on who is that the spider spider yeah but that's why the dancers look even more awkward that they're doing they're going all out while she thought it was very awkward so it's awkward they don't say I think that this person is Mariah Carey in like your fucking crazy first of all there's no way Gary but they're just respond the thing is it's GonNa Take Mariah Carey and that was one of the things that just did guess Mariah Carey guess what Nick Yeah that was great all right well Garo hopefully this weekend we'd better for you it is incredibly stupid the men in black they go way overboard to convince you this is a secret that's been protected at the highest level guys in black suits and black glasses who escort the people around you describing this show bucket stupidest thing ever the host so they made a little joke about high but obviously he's talking to for a million reasons it's not going to be more acre gets to host a lot of talent shows ah you don't know if I listen to it or not I mean I don't know every every every one of those stickers had to be explained John Deere head on and go to work yeah that's a you know which by the way of work that I would never wanna do because it's harder than anything I've ever done by that I mean watch Ryan seats Not quite that crazy more like the woman that slept with Donald Sterling you're taught standard she remember whether she got famous for leaking the tapes on a podcast and I respect him a friend he's a friend I don't know how feelings feelings are these days no I want to say that was the breakdown for humanity robot secrets he's not he's another no one does that working you know I actually I got my teeth fixed I think sue from last time I was here to fix at a crooked tooth yes you did exchange full-face tint shields they walk around and those things but with a hood and a Turtleneck so you can't see anything casual stormtroopers it does to quickly destroyed the can that would last me all day now barely lasts me an hour interesting draw you don't listen well first of all you know it'd be insane if you listened to it except if you enjoyed it I mean obviously would enjoy it but it's also weird to listen to your own friends you say you know the enemy can't actually went to the film but drew a picture of a car secaucus Nice Mike Segal listens respect bronx book us very close trying hard not to seriously though because some of them are not moving at all there's that one woman who I think is Raven Simone was just literally standing stock still for the entire set no one enjoys this show more than Crystal Alonso yet doesn't listen to a single what you WanNa laugh him twice a week right well sure to enjoy the breath it looks great mind because I paid for it yeah I understand yeah but it looks I mean but it looks because there are people that have been ears and you go look at this Guy Smiley choppers but I guess it works it looks great so how did you did they pulled the crooked one veneer anybody I was the skeleton the Skeleton Warrior who hope that the skeleton jingling bones or some you are a nightmare today's hurt because you're moving yeah share of course two days hurt and then the other five days this isn't that bad and then you got then every second I'm awake that's crazy you kind of threw their knowing well I learn how to smile again because I realized that the super white teeth because it's not natural so you know he's like well you gotta gotTa look like like you didn't get them done even though everybody knows that you got them well he thought that too I actually got it I got my teeth fixed for cars three for Pixar for that red carpet and everything ed I guy toothpicks time for your short super like it was like nothing it was like like nothing it was insane it took me years to get my teeth fixed because I was so scared of aw I don't I don't like I'm where I started wearing braces so I have to drink with a straw get past the braces so it doesn't his align yeah it's just your voice they brought her into a special screening it's her heads up it around it was paid off getting done we're choice annoy the big can my second one of the data tallboy here's what I've discovered ever since I went to the straw I it was like you just have the one veneer no no no they decided to match all of them say got like the whole front veneer yeah right here the bottoms mine bigger and I had to learn how to smile again 'cause it was this thing where I was so paranoid that I thought my mouth looked so fake that I stopped not smiling to hide the snuggle and no no no actually I was smiling a lot but I was so paranoid because my teeth were like they're now bigger a little bit oh getting it done and also I didn't know how expensive it was going to be and yeah but they did it because my gums I just had too much gum and which made my teeth experiences that a regular basis general Mike Segal his birthday today happy birthday Mike seeger birthday Mike I Texted Mike this happy birthday he said I'm listening to you guys talked for hours I walk down Michigan Avenue if they're close to you you know and he just matched the matched it to my bottom teeth then you looked great how long have you have you had three months now got to do a big gums so they actually removed a lot of the gum what they can do that God yeah yeah some not unprecedented she was impressed with how quickly the bottom ones are moving so maybe I can even get done quicker which would be wonderful as I say I think of that smiling because I wasn't ready I wasn't used to it so natural they kill me I looked our friend Mike Schmidt we oh yeah the guys like with chalk it looks like just so blinded it looks great yeah my dentist actually made it did a great job and he said he he's so against get it looked great but it does take it does take a while to get used to anything new anything you like in your mouth right urine it startled me a little bit you can always be prepared I mean Priscilla can say because she likes Rachel Meadow Elliott this is completely off the conversation where's that Mason's place on Venice is it is it weird to get used to them yeah I think of them every second I'm awake really do you feel it big difference the delivery was so good that it was like I thought of it at that moment and it's driving me nuts just tell me is it the jars you'll love it and this is the best acknowledge Anjar's that was really impressive that was really impressive much that was great good work thank you just real good real good I wouldn't know I chunk of it in my set because it's like you can't really not address it people don't know you know well yeah but at the same time above Blah Blah 'cause it was like you couldn't help but notice here come these alien shoppers where's yours look I never even though yeah should not be part of the interrupt you know what it whatever you're up this podcast with another it kind of goes with like cowl just I was able to afford it now it's like a sign of like luxury to me fix my teeth united means so but yeah we have a mutual friend who when you're when you're at an event did not have his old then the next year he had the new teeth and Mike just made me laugh he goes at what point do we oh mine welcome home oh wow I'm wrong talking about your car I think you said earlier that we're using using somebody's is like that for the oh I I keep driving it's on the south on Venice saw Venice all right explains it what are you what are you looking for completely ah come on man that's knuckle I know do come on now I said it just sounds like come on now hey guys here dates warrior crystal Alonzo is on twitter and Instagram at Chris de la nine C. 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Nine the number nine to get into the new one how long how long does it take like say seven to nine months for my teeth Oh let's and my teeth are not that yeah he was actually very impressed car situation that's always going to be talking about until he gets a new car which is probably going to be in two months I I got very early today I got here at ten thirty four and weekend or or following week Irvine California Los Angeles and Bakersfield San Francisco Fresno coming up Portland's coming up she's going all the way to all over the country the got fun once you get it it's fun door is ajar that's fun check in with break take another break opens signed reaction came because it took me a second to get it the Bell Jar oh Oh oh look at look at this look at that like you're the president of Belgium the Elliott got here at the same time as me had a couple of eggs that luckily he ate in the kitchen the fact that if I wasn't here we would've eaten them in here infuriates me actually and her website is christel Alonzo Dot com that's where you can find her dates and links to tickets for her show she's on a tour right now this weekend San Antonio Dallas and Houston father we now in December early December so check out christel Alonzo dot com and check out her new book music to my ears new book about the music I think even I was impressed with one another jar you did it quick your Mason and then I think I'm done with mine it's six thirty shows eight please check it out all our needs and desert never not funny dot com click the link if you want to buy tickets to any of those shows for Jimmy don't be doing this a long time what is Mason's I have to now now with over there but I I had onto my head because attack me on the sixteenth of November Zanies in Rosemont that's the Chicago Land Area in Illinois that's the seventeenth both of those matinee shows in November and then that's October twenty fifth and twenty sixth he's at the American comedy company in San Diego California tent and then never not funny is live as Jimmy mentioned earlier we're going to be in Minneapolis Minnesota go to Jimmy Carter dot com click or link and enjoy I'm at you and I last week we spoke about they were not advertising last week but we spoke about our Yokota kicked up the worse it's not the it's not the okay I'm sorry has no smell the albumin albumin that she's listening to throughout her life and stories that came out of those songs or that are inspired by those songs so check that out also check out Jimmy Pardo at penguins and Cedar Rapids Iowa from your gums it's a it's it's really annoying when we're in the middle of a podcast and you actually excuse yourself always looking at my watch that's my you know you have stand and you have equa check in with the plastic back there lead hoke Bergen hope to God he doesn't talk about his fucking car he talks about anything going on in his life other than his Goddamn you are very high I do like the new toothpaste and yeah I think that's what I like that I put them I put them on all my teeth all thirty two is that the actually Kirk Creek Number Lisa multiple-choice industrial strength power multiple modes. Well at the ask your dentist I'm asking you but here's what a dentist will tell you I think that's probably the two of of Quip Yeah and what did I why did I bring up the quip there was something there was a reason why I brought it up to new toothpastes they have a new revenue toothpaste formula that Studio City California that does the delicious villas on the twenty fifth of November at the Monday night right before Thanksgiving join us won't you Dorothy of course there also is your doors there's no you're not allowed to mock Oughta mock I did think about whether or not the smell in here and I did consider before I saw you that I would. We don't need eggs here we're kind of talking hard-boiled hard-boiled egg. PODCAST my own show wears Mesa the podcast with another podcast turned off by the idea of one of those bulky guys this is your this is your toothbrush because it's just gonNa play like any other brushing your mouth and in your hand up timer they guide they gently guide brushing for the dentist recommended two minutes thirty second pulses insurance even clean than people should know about if you have a kid with the baby teeth get children's quip grant actually I could be I'm pretty sure right about this it's the same collection is the home base for all sorts of different Mason spell mission germs no they're all the same yeah they're all mason jar has a name does it odd and the extras and the in the clue packages the men in black a toothbrush that you pick up twice a day the one that's going to be more effective for you you know me breath seventeen times a day it's probably too much to write really you shouldn't be bleeding so many things just give me the fucking cores yes recently there's like two different walls now what the hell yeah because now everybody can train at home a little bit of weight to it yeah and I like let's you know it's there it's there but it's the point is if you're for whatever reason just not intimidated might not be the right word and feel like a just a normal toothbrushes no bigger or different but it has the benefits of an electric toothbrush I asked you know what here's the truth I liked it it's it looks like that you wanNA wonder that I'm GonNa ask you some questions okay what actually makes a better toothbrush indulgent I'm going to be I you actually use it is less about the brush and more about how you use it that's not we're not really but I but I think the spirit is similar in that you know on your phone right I have brushes well yeah rush ring on seventeen equipped sensitive by have a built in on this big clunky thing and you gotta go to the store and get the brush heads every time it runs out just seems like I'll just use this regular toothbrush the thing about the quip is it looks and did you like that I said player did you hate it you were trying to decide that's why didn't say anything I was trying to decide and I think I land on I loved it yeah you should love it eh but there's a possibility that you could also hate it and maybe punch me in the mouth for doing it in your mouth or you can take your equipped toothpaste space I'll be punched in the face Listen quick is the way to go I love quip Oliver Loves IT DANIELLE LOVES IT MATT LOVES IT Charlie has yet and he does he has the children's size which every three months you get new bristles right on schedule that'd be I think there are people out there I know my wife was like this where it's like you don't WanNa don't WanNA hassle with an electric toothbrush you gotta get involved Bernau lost it had lost my train of thought on me punch you in your filled with rage no this you'll be I'm sixty four I'm like a shark and got to so and equip knows on a handle that again maneuvers in and out of my my sharp Fang like teeth like a minnow handle part assisted different heads when

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Spider Genius - Power Trip Morning Show [FULL SHOW]

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Spider Genius - Power Trip Morning Show [FULL SHOW]

"Defense. Listen the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat. Birds. Go Neto. Was Good News. Feel blame. Are You mad? Do you feel like about managed? Francis Books. Ramage. You Begin babble tidy. And I'm just guessing here. Some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of taken none of or maybe too much today it is the twenty seventh day of July twenty twenty good morning. Everybody by name is Chris Hockey finally Monday of July? Let's get this party started a lot to get to today. We had actual sports to talk about after this weekend plus Lieber. We'll be and as we get ready for football, season and hockey season in basketball season and everything wants. Let's get. It started with Jerry Seinfeld and Brian Regan. It's Monday good morning. Everybody I'm glad you're here. Why is the word male even email? Is there any similarity email and the postal service? One of them operates on a digital fibre-optic hyper speed network. The other is dazed and confused distant branch of the cub scouts out there just. bumbling around the streets and embarrassing shorts and jackets with meaningless patches and victory medals. Drive and four miles an hour, twenty feet at a time on the wrong side of a mentally handicapped Jape. They always ask. There's emotional financial meltdown, every three and a half years that their business model from sixteen thirty isn't working anymore. I cannot understand how a twenty first century information system based on licking walking and a random number of pennies is struggling to compete. There was pushed postmaster general out on TV to explain their difficulties. He's all freaked out rings under his eyes. No Shave. We can't keep it up much longer. We're going to have to go up and other penny on the. Job. We're all sitting on. Dude relaxed. We've been much a stampede anyway. Forty, eight, fifty, three, sixty, one making a buck. You're going to get there. But ends up. You got some money left over by yourself some pants in a real car. I would say to the postal service if you actually want it to be helpful to us. Just open the letters. Read them and email us what? People refer to food differently in different parts of the country I've come to. I grew up in Miami. Florida went to a small college in Ohio my roommate. My Freshman Year was from New Jersey our first night in the dorm, I had never met this guy. He Goes Hey. You WanNa. Have A pie. Pizza had never heard that my whole life. I thought he wanted to get a Pie. You to get pie. Hadn't really thought about that. WanNa pie so I wanted to be open minded. It's my first day in college I'm like okay. Let's get a Pie. You seem to like pies. We got half pepperoni and half Pumpkin. What the power trip morning to it is Monday July. Twenty seven, th of twenty twenty. I'm cory. That's Chris, ball. Guys last Monday July last one man. It's going fast. Yeah, let's get this over with. We've noted this before, but March April maybe even early May felt like time had stopped. And now. June and July basically blink of an eye. And we have training camp this week. which is good crazy tomorrow, right? Yeah, in sports are back. They are completely changed Paul's weekend. Yeah, I didn't watch one second of one sporting event. Oh, you didn't know I watch Chris or not a little tiny bit of baseball. The deficit we were up at the Craig's all weekend. yeah, I watched the game on Friday didn't watch it on. Saturday was busy. Yesterday! I watched it and watched zero. Of the Gulf. Because we had no cash, yeah. Well in fairness Chris and I watched zero of the Gulf when we did have Marley the point there. Yeah so you didn't miss much. We're two weeks away from a major though. Okay. You've got ice tea. Since really thinking. Know! Zach Alverson today because he's probably high in Colorado I wonder what he's doing today. He brought a video game system with him. Did you see that hockey? Surprise me? What did he bring way? I think xbox or something whatever he has. He had the twins game on ipad or computer. And then he was playing video games and his hotel room. Not Get that at all, stay home I think he had a buddy was coming out, but his buddy wasn't gonna get there until Sunday. I think yesterday, so he had little free time to himself and you know. Instead of going eaten waffle fries and see if you can fly home early. He just played a video game. Goodbye Fair. All Right Ben Lever will join at seven o'clock. We have a lot of football related things to discuss with Ben because again. Tomorrow Yeah. We'll Dalvin cook shown. On, who you ask, yeah. What a weird weekend! Real DELVIN COOK! Yeah the immerse says he's GonNa. Be there on Tuesday I talked to him and then coax agent says. No that that was never said. And then there was another report. Going knows Zimmer. Has It right He's GonNa. Be there on Tuesday. That was Pella Sarah. I don't know now. Let's just find out bright, but he kind of has to show up otherwise he can't hit unrestricted free agency. He would be a restricted free agent. Because he loses a Accrued season, so he almost has to show tomorrow. Yeah I think once restricted I think he will, and I think they'll reward at some point. They just they have to their whole offense runs through him. They'll reward him. We'll see. Drama though it ends journey. There hasn't even started. I was Craig's. That were you want? Was Craig I'm Pretty Good Pretty Nice. For good basically just stayed out of the way and Abigail and her friends had You had a good time. the canoe in and the the paddle boarding and stuff like that. I did the the dragon and the sitting in front of the television, and the walking the beach, just a little bit. It's fine man Rando bunch of listeners and got a lot of sleep. Oh. That reminds me. You guys want me to bore you with. A? What happened to me last night right away? You may get to celebrate right now. John Boehner is GonNa call six thousand and tell us about the twins. Weekend gives full report on that been Lieber be seven right see you know were packed and stacked the rich better. Get in now. So. Admittedly if I lived alone. I. Would this disgusting I know this? I would never changed the sheets on my bed. I hate doing I hate it. I know it's disgusting. It's a lot of worry I know how much dead skin feces get that fees. It's not there's fees. There's other things come on. But my wife is conscientious. right. He's conscious and she thinks her things. So she, she washed. The sheets. Cool good. Put Him on last night I'm laying in bed. At eleven o'clock at night I wake up to this. Like all. Look around there's no ghosts. Told you. There's there's no farm-animals. Anything Kim seems to be asleep. Mike well. The. Tomorrow whatever that is and then a wake up again at one o'clock. You've no idea what it is. No idea even tell which direction it's coming from no clue, I can't figure it out for the life of me. What a weird noise! RIGHT SO I! Get out the bed. I can't decide. I don't know if. I Zero Clue I've looked everywhere I, turn the phone light on I'm doing my best. You Know Kim's just zonked out to the world. And I look everywhere. I look on the bed under the bed. Over by Kim on her side of the bed, mice I look. I I look on the floor. I crawl around I look ever. But the problem is. As soon as I got out of the bed, I couldn't hear it anymore. So. Now I'm thinking. Could it be a mouse is their mouth. I duNNo. Though! Very Small Yet. Knives sure you live in Cinderella Right I. Don't know if we're not to hurt little, but every time I get out of the bed. It stops to the point where I'm thinking I'm going crazy. Maybe the most likely yeah I think that might be right I. Go back to sleep again. 'cause I'm like well, obviously whatever that is in the walls and stay in there whatever? Now, okay, now I'm going crazy. It's almost two o'clock in the morning. My alarm goes off at three. Now I've woken the monster over right because I am all over the bedroom. I can't. I can't. I can't go back to sleep. For Right, what are you doing? I I can't. There's a noise and she goes. We'll be quiet. A freeze. Straight she goes. I don't hear anything I. go well. I don't hear anything either. When I get out of the bed, it stops. I don't know if there's the house on what's going on. By the way like the most would be like crappy. Maybe I. Mean Free Sound sure. Some bitch. So she says turning the fan so I go turn the fan off. Right With principal do I can make lay down and now. The noise isn't happening anymore, right? So. There's something going on the fans causing something to happen, not the radio station. The extra fan my bedroom, which is pointed at me, 'cause I'm very hot sleeper. But now I'm sweating. My balls are literally dripping. I'm sweating so much, right? I'm like I got. Back on right now it's thirty I got a half hour right? I go back over turn that some bitch and fan back on I like. And Tracy now I've lost. My Damn might now I'm it's Alfred Hitchcock Right? I'm I'm I'm GONNA find acts. Something I'm going in the walls. So now the monster has awoken completely in is very angry and is helping. Try to figure it out long story short. When she put the sheets on the bed a tag. From the the the the main part of the betting goes over the actual bed. Is Outside of. The actual. What do you call that thing? That covered the The sheet covers. The deve whatever. Now. Anyway, the thing that goes actually wraps around the bed. The actual sheet the wraps on the footage. That's the one that fitted sheet a tag hanging out. Here's the thing. It is being blown against the wall by the fan, but only what I lay in the bed. So the reason would stop what I get out of bed is because once I got out of bed. It was no longer touching the wall. Had turned out the fan. That was no longer blowing it. So when I laid down on the fan was on I laid down. It touched the wall. The Fan blow on it. It took me all night long to figure that out literally about a quarter till three, I finally went back sleep. What noises? Ball. That! You awoke the Monster Man. He's losing. Time reaping all the benefits. No idea I was crawling around on the floor in the middle of the night at my house, cursing cursing. That damn fitted sheet man. It's GonNa. Wreck your whole date. I'M GONNA be off all day. Because of a tag, it's over. Yeah, yeah, I'M GONNA. Get Weird here in about an hour. I'm already feeling. It'd be right now about sleep. Do Think you actually got? Maybe an hour and a half. Lucky, yes. Is. The word can't believe it, I mean. Of all the things that had to go wrong for that thing against the wall when the fan blowing in. And the fact that when I got up, it wasn't doing anymore, so it didn't make sense I couldn't figured out. What happened to me last night fun. That was my sleepy, sleepy, nine nine good. Sports. You were just trying to find a tag blowing in the wind. No sports at all, no, no. I mean the twins won two out of three I didn't watch the second, though, but people were having fun. Seem seemed like it. I got a lot of and I know no one cares, but I have a lot of like Nelson Cruz stats. Blowing. That even bonus alike. It's six twenty now I care about that. It's weird watching sauce on twitter because he clearly trolls. In the realm of negativities here, but he also once in a while. Positively trolls. But it's the great. News is the best twins player of all time on Mike. That such dumb son of a bitch can't mean that. He's just trying to get. Something Nice and he's trying to get people going. There's no way it's. It, it is not close. He's so good. Maybe yeah, maybe take harmon killebrew or Nelson Cruz. Take Kirby, Puckett or Nelson Cruz Nelson Cruz over their extended period of time. Yeah, no said is a better player than Kirby Puckett? He has his positively has positive. Es Given to. Troll to me. Your Suchitra. Yes. Yes I would take. Here for a year in three games, but he still over Ford hundred home runs. He's a better player than Kirby Puckett Wow. Harmon. killebrew is about the only twin. That's not better than Nelson. Look at you. You're divisive in an enthralling. Up Listening to this weird. I don't know what was making that sound. You get your dog tags go. Actually Know Your Dad must've flipped over. You. Sports. We actually got a lot to talk about. Come back our on his show on. Radio station. Hey. Gabe number the Monday the final one of July for twenty twenty. POWERCHIP morning show. SAUCY corey myself in Spiel Bene- Baharan little bit. We'll talk to John Boehner from the phone about twins weekend. And Lots and lots of sports but guys. I gotTa tell you. I'm very impressed by this criminal in Las Vegas. I don't know if you've seen the video, but The hardened crook. Pulled off what Summer Taller cockamamie crime. Hardened who's a hardened cooked yeah. This. What kind of a crime well, some would call it now. Someone tolliday cockamamie crime. Okay, so, is it fair to say that some casino got the shaft? Yeah, it wasn't. Very close. I, Shop Oh sex shop got the shaft got it. The criminal, the hardened crook swiped a giant dildo from Las Vegas sex shot. I'M GONNA have to go ahead and have you define giant? The mass man was captured on video. He strode into the deja-vu. Love Boutique in sin on July fourteenth and grabbed a massive, a three foot, tall forty pound dildo. been. Thrown. There was standing by itself on the sales floor He put it up over his right shoulder and just nonchalantly left the premises. He crammed the Dildo into his vehicle. ANDRO off. You know like in cartoons when When guys are working like. I don't know some kind of a mill job and they have. Those giant bags is flower. He's just throws it over his shoulder, just one arm. You guys. See you later. Ryan Carlson says. The three foot building. Stop Flower. Stop staring at an ex. Yeah, what do you look at it? Suddenly. The pandemic has encouraged even the scummy of scumbags to steal these strangest products. So much judging. The He? He committed thefts. Yeah, that's that's. The scummy of the SCUMBAG right What if that things worth? Seven thousand dollars. Then what am I gonNA? kink shame. He might not might not even remotely be into this stuff. He might just see value in what that's. The hope diamond of dildo right. This is the Danny Ocean of sex shops, yeah. We raise a lot of good question. Let's not forget what gorgeous said. Don't kink shame. Okay, unless King Shane is your kink. Poem, but if it is annoying, a strange kink rose one of my things I. Don't understand a lot of people's King, so I just say I don't get it. You can't tell them to get aroused know. By kings shaming yeah. Not yet interesting. Landmark item in our stores has Ryan is worth nearly two thousand dollars. Oh, we'll see there you go, so if you had to see three foot penis sitting around, please turn in the Sixth Tall D. Word who stole it, says the owner. A great life. Really is. Zero six foot. Three foot be. Yeah. Another store worker Laura. Who declined to give her last name told Huffington Post that the formidable. Fallas is named the moby. I liked that. In case, you're looking to secure your own three foot Wehner. It's a steal on Amazon right now. Five hundred eighty six dollars, what they're calling the world's largest DILDO, yeah! Do, you think when you deliver that you know what it is. What do you mean like if you're the Amazon person and you deliberately? Do you think you know what it is? Like it's either a giant lamp or a Dildo, but it could be in a giant box unintended. Have to be. There you go, that's your story of the day right dumbbells. Mom tells the story that Dumbo Diskette dropped off by a stork. Pure. Time now for front page. Sports presented by Ryan to see a criminal defense. COULD GET RYAN DEFENSE BE MINNESOTA twins one fourteen to two over the socks. The tweets hit. Four home runs one from cave to from Cruise. The greatest twins player in history and Marlin. Gonzales Kenton Ada. Which? I will continue to say sounds unbelievably PHILLIPI does. As you get over here in Canton, my Ada. My wife innings four hits to run six strikeouts. He gave up a home. Run the twins one two of three versus Chicago. That's damn near the equivalent of winning six out of nine against Chicago crews went four five with seven. Rbi they are off today, and then they host. Saint Louis for tomorrow. Tuesday and Wednesday Cleveland also one over the royals ninety two, so they also want to of their first. Three the staff that's going around the sports world that. Is kind of. Boring, but kind of interesting, somehow at the same time is that no team got swept. In the first weekend, so there's nobody that's undefeated and nobody that's winless. which kind of sums up baseball? Yeah, right the great teams, great teams when two or three yeah? Right. It's not like, footballer. Where you're winning eighty five percent of your game, it's sixty six issue so as a really really really big year. Yeah, that's a great point. The Miami Marlins are on the verge of being swept. Oh Oh. Yeah, that's a hell of a story in. Yeah, it's unbelievable. This man. That's scary scary stuff. Maybe No no idea what you're. Gobert related. Four five of them, let me find the story and keep doing your spoon now come back. Story it's. Interesting interesting. The right word Yep Vikings training. Camp Cracks Open tomorrow. The players report. Invite Mike Zimmer. Vikings who got a three year contract extension over the weekend? Right? We got confirm or got. It got confirmed that it's a three year extension. He said the Delvin Cook told him that he'll report to camp on Tuesday, but cooks. Agent denies it. Cook is scheduled to make one point three million this year. He clearly wants a raise in a long term deal, but if cooked doesn't show up tomorrow, he doesn't get an accrued season toward free agency, so he would be a restricted free agent at the end of the year, not unrestricted. That's a new clause in the CBA the last between. Huge huge difference August. He's going to be there. You'll be there, yeah. I would think so the vikings ship in the area round US bank stadium were hit by anti police graffiti. Braid, the ship they had day a whole. What block full of graffiti there? Yeah? Y- places around it, but. The Viking ship got hit A. One. Not. Okay! The jets traded safety Jamal, Adams, to the Seattle seahawks. They got two first round picks and third rounder and return Seattle also got the jets twenty, twenty, two fourth rounder and Seattle. Get something or saddle send something called Bradley macdougald. To The New York. Jets safety as well Jamal Adams wants to be the highest paid safety in the NFL right now Eddie. Jackson of Chicago makes fourteen point six million a year, okay? It's a lot of cash. Good for him and he should be paid. He's one of the best defensive players in the league. Pay Them In. We are a week from the wild season returning the wilder. Over game one I shouldn't say at. That's not technically true, but whatever they're taking on Vancouver in Edmonton Sunday at nine, thirty's voided four months for wild hockey. Great News Sunday night at nine thirty. One Best of five. That's pretty cool to do this. I might even stable watch that. There's probably will. percent chance he stays up and watches it. On something going. The links one, seventy, seven, sixty, nine over the Connecticut Sun, the links are WanNa know Sylvia. Minnesota with seventeen tomorrow at Seattle, and by means, still at the IMG Academy and Brington Florida good for them. Big Win Big Way to start the year off with a win. Sure. Michael Thompson, not, Klay. Thomson's data, the other one won the three m open at the twin cities. His first tour win since two thousand thirteen, so that's two thousand, seven hundred and two days since his last win his first victory in one hundred sixty seven starts it. You say how much you one. I didn't see, but it normally for things like this. It's about a million mail. Yeah, probably a Mil! Man You know what I realized when. You know the less poker tournament that I one. Yeah, was that two thousand thirteen wasn't really that long. Michael Thompson of yes of Minnesota Poker I will never forget that day it was the best were gone. I was in Wisconsin, doing Snow Cross one point one eight and. And you couldn't leave the table. Obviously, not because I won the tournament right around five zero five in the morning I five fifteen in the morning. Yeah I was like well. Yeah, YOU'RE NOT GONNA. Leave the table. No! No and it was crazy because when Sunday nights. Eight or nine hours before I, want it I had a good stack and I was down like the final three tables, and I remember calling Chad going. What happens if I'm still playing? During the show and he's like. Just do whatever. As a holes actually Kinda nice well. There was like a snowstorm so even though I left. To leaves to go straight to the station took me like an hour and a half to get to I didn't get to the station almost eight o'clock. That morning to remember it was me. I. Think Age I feel like northe- was here. Now that doesn't make so it was meet. No, that's before. Not Somebody else was me age. Donaldson something like that Lieber. was. I remember. That was the. Morning Joe where I love that button at somebody. You. Got, the leader, find basically. Short stacks, but Somebody Left it open. And you did it. You did it and you'd never got to do. What of haven't done one rap since three weeks later I final tabled an even bigger tournament on like this game is so easy. I'M GONNA win millions of dollars yet. And it's been a real rough last six and a half. The Damn. Somebody lateral of. Two, thousand thirteen, and I've just been throwing money at the people in the upper midwest for the last six. I'm. Even look at the gate the gate. Just four days into. Its attempt to play sixty six games over sixty days. This is from the USA Today not from me. there may be cracks in the construct of major. League Baseball's pandemic plan. The is. Machine. Does matter some dude. Matters as the appropriate amount of credit. while specifics remain scarce, due to privacy concerns for Miami Marlins vanished from the lineup or active roster between Friday and Sunday. With multiple reports, indicating multiple positive tests for the coronavirus. Meanwhile one day after the cinncinnati-based announced positive covid nineteen test for designated hitter. Matt Davidson one of Davidson's teammates might stop us. Stay away from the Ballpark on Sunday. After he woke up feeling ill, and another Nixon Zell was scratched from the lineup after also reporting, he did not feel well. And now those teams will move onto plate new opponents Monday today. The marlins apparently not taking any chances manager Don Mattingly said the club spin Sunday night in Philadelphia. And while he did not offer specific as to why he would not fly to their home city the night before the home opener. It's not hard to use the reasons why. So. One person gets it, and then another person and again this is it's going to happen. If you're especially doing it outside the bubble, you know as NBA, trying to do and Wnba in the NHL as well. But where they're flying to. MIAMI. Play their home opener. Is. Overrun with Corona virus right now so I think mattingly's doing his best to keep his players away from everybody for as long as he can. Paul your hands up. It's time for national cash. The Fan in wixom jeweler want to give you a shot to put a grand in your hand with our national cash contests. Text the keyword. Thanks, you're welcome. Banks to two hundred two hundred enters standard mess, text, message and data rates apply. We can end on. This. Clippers guard Lou Williams. Left the bubble down in Florida for a funeral. Then! He went to a strip club in Atlanta. So. He was sad. You're this story. I don't know anything about it. You don't. It doesn't matter who Lou Williams. Go check. Check out what how here's here's the timeline for Lou Williams. He leaves the bubble for a funeral. True, I don't believe that parts ally. Left for an excuse absence. Okay cool. Then something called Jack Harlow. He's a rapper. That I've never heard. Yeah Jack. He's got a couple of good tune. I don't know but anyway so Jack Harley today posts a picture of him and Lou. Williams Strip club. He the Internet exploded going this jackass supposed. In the bubble or on your? Jack quickly delete. Does the. That's an old photo, so we did the. Reminiscing about the time I was at a strip club with Lou Williams. He claimed it was an old picture. Nobody bought it so then when Lou Williams got pressing. Were you at the Strip club? Magic city or something like that? It's called in Atlanta. He claims he think this is by. I can't wait. Lou Williams claims he was just there to pick up food. Yes. This is the most expensive strip club. Vote Him all time. Because now he has to quarantine for ten days, so he has to miss the first two games of the clippers season, including Thursday against the Lakers hundred fifty k., the door for missing those first two games. Yeah, and if you're I mean the picture that doesn't look like he's there to just pick up food in the picture. No, they're drinking. They're hanging out. They both have masks. He's just there for the food at Jack Harlow. Come on, come on. What are you doing? How man who wants? But, if you're Lu-. You lead with. Hey, are you taking a picture? Yeah, do not post this pig by the way. Speaking of King Shame we were just discussing this. Isn't an unwritten rule. No photos at the Strip doing nobody in there. Maybe almost everybody in there wants discretion island here because I'm in here your in here because you're in here, we ain't gots. Tell anybody. That no one else photos and by the way I can't even believe that the Strip clubs allow photos. Yeah, great point. I, you're not spiking. Do whatever you're not allowed to take photos of the GALS, right? No, no! So why are you allowed to take photos in the building? And on my my guess is if you take your phone unless you're too famous people like you say. Maybe, look the other way, but if sauce and you and I walk, and then we start going snaps now. Pictures there tossing us out man. Can you imagine the hell? He's catching from his teammates. Yeah, I mean come on. Yeah, he was in the bubble he was, and then he went and watched bubbles. Damn yeah, no, yeah, but he went to pick a food right? That's literally the worst. I've ever heard just the for. Lou, you can do better than that Lou. Odd. Even say I needed to give my wife from work. Whatever sure anything like that is better than I was just there for the food or or say look. I'm really good friends with Jack. Harlow he was wasted. The point where he couldn't. Wouldn't really make sense because he can't book a new version. How could he call you? But still just say your buddy was in trouble. Fearing for his life, I bailed them out. You can get hot. Dogs anywhere dude. Yeah but Strip club hotdogs A. that's what Zach says. Man. He loves them. Anyway. I hold Jack Responsible for this. Yeah, I! Like that guy I think he's got some good to. 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If Bart on twitter is correct. This is even better back to the Lou Williams story right. On twitter. Harlow tweeted Friday. That was an old pick of me and Lou reminiscing because I. Miss Him, but. But in the photograph, Williams holding a drink and wearing an NBA mask that was given your campus and grow. Them John. Boehner is hi buddy. How you doing your team won. Two out of three in sauce claims that Nelson Cruz better than Kirby Puckett your thoughts. so much fun to watch Nelson Cruz, we spent. The second half of yesterday's gleaming gate podcast kind of marveling at what he is doing and help. What a cool signing! That was two years ago. And a little bit of lamenting like. He is a free agent at the end of this year Ed. I'm GonNa really really enjoy these sixty games. I'm GonNa Sweat about whether or not they recite him because I just can't imagine this team without Nelson Cruz now. She's what the heck was asked paddling themselves. I should not be clicking my uncle Gotcha. Entire take on the presentation and how baseball handled the first opening weekend. Oh I mean I think. Given what they're dealing with they did fine. I really liked the idea of the crab notice, and in fact, I like the The white noise aspect of it. I liked that sort of constant din their a one of the things that you can apparent during the twins white sox thing. Is that you pumping that white noise into the stadium? If you don't puppet loud enough is really easy to hear the opposing dugouts. and. We've already seen. As a result of that you know a rather boisterous dugout kind of gets under the skin of the other. The other dugout team that celebrating well the twins had a lot of reasons to celebrate, and in fact, renteria white sox manager made a comment after. Friday's game about how the twins were chirping when they were To that five will lead in the first inning. I. Exactly at at we also saw a benches clearing brawl. Think with the cubs and brewers over the weekend, and they might need to your someway to increase the white noise between the between the two dugouts or Baseball's delicate. Attitude towards whether or not you're showing up for talking too much about the other team. Could pass emissions because you at the as or doing. The I have not the Oakland A.'s got Tom Hanks to record audio as stadium vendor. into the fake crowd noise for home. It is Bryant. I mean you've got opportunity here to do a lot of creative stuff. If you just have the willingness to try some of that stuff up the how many levels deep down the Matrix we're going. They'll right when you talk to Alexa at home. You gotta remember it. That's not a female. That's not a person. It's just ones and Zeros right this is there. There is a fake crowd sound. Nobody's there, and now that crowd are also consumers buying stuff. Right and Tom Hanks is the vendor. I love that so imaginary people. are buying imaginary items from Tom Hanks. What's happening? Yeah, what Meta here? Yeah. So the the the twins? You know score some runs You gotta be feeling good that this this bodes well for the rest of the series here. I mean white sox are with the new platform. Especially, probably GonNa make the playoffs like this is a good team and we saw one of the reasons why they can score runs. We knew that there lineup was going to be. A loaded, but the question with the white sox sort of their pitching. Out we saw their two best pitchers that this weekend and really there. After their first top two pitchers, they get week in a hurry. I kind of feel like we I feel a little bit better about about the twins winning the AL central it's. Learned what we found out, so you know since we last talked on Tuesdays that they're going to be changing the playoffs, and it almost doesn't matter whether you win the division or not. A. Little the drama was taken on the season. Because twins are gonNA, make the playoffs like. Eighteen from the American league are going to the playoffs, and the twins are playing in the Al Central, which is kind of a week division. You're going to have a good enough record. You'RE GONNA. Have enough wins to make the playoffs but yeah, it was great to see that now one next week and we've got Cleveland coming here and we get to see how they fare against the other top team in the. Did you hear the twin cities during that first pitch on Friday? Did I hear the twin cities that have no denying tell. City sounded like this. About first pitch over the fence, yeah! So much fun. That was crazy. Yeah, I mean again this guy by the way don't forget John. This is from, I wasn't watching the game, but twitter freaking exploded. I'll tell you what else exploded at twins, dailies traffic exploded. Daily. first-pitch literally on first pitch our traffic with. Five Times what it what? It had been three months three or four months during the pandemic. It was not a it it. was like it was like a light switch being flipped on Nice. You know across across I mean I'm not talking just about twins daily traffic I'm talking about like up amongst baseball fans. Even during even during the summer can't even during these scrimmages even during the couple of exhibition games. You didn't really believe it was going to happen until it happened. And then suddenly it happened, and now it's like we're in the middle of a pennant race in in late July. It's fantastic. That's awesome. Right on last thing I'll let you go. John You I'm sure been following the Miami marlins thing. We talked about a little bit during The front page sports section. A couple of this is not unexpected. I'm guessing right. They do things like this. We're going to happen to the team's probably ever team eventually. Yeah, I mean. Baseball floated the idea back, in. Maybe April. Of trying to establish their own bubble, your roommate remember it was maybe GonNa be bubbled in Phoenix or they're gonNA be bubbled in between Phoenix and Florida. To try and keep the players separate and the players absolutely right. They didn't want to be away from their families for four months we get. Yes so when you are I. Think Baseball's put in some really good procedures to sort of. Limit the amount of times that they're gonNA. Get infectious, but the question becomes when you've got the virus in. You're interacting with your team. How many more people from that team are GONNA end up catching virus. It is a wildcard now in the sixty game season. Weird things about sixty season a lot of things that are going to swing games, one way or the other. To finding out that you know your entire Infield as current virus if you got it. We see has to deal now I've been out three weeks. Just got declared. We just yesterday that he's been cleared comebacks as he tested on July first. Before time. Bonus does Josh Donaldson Slow Start Bother you. Know it doesn't bother me, but I would have liked to see something different and the other hand when this team is scoring thirty runs in a three game series. Who needs still you don't have Josh, Donaldson who's hitting the to spot entire series producing yet. Also by the big, Elsa knows still is not up to speed after coming back from Ovid after missing two weeks of spring training. There's still lots of Pistons left to fire on. This engine will be really interesting to see. How good of good Thank you, John John What does that what talk you? twins daily, DOT COM or checkout Cleveland in the podcast me had the first half on caffeine yesterday from five to six, and you can listen to the second half that report afterwards could agreement in Geek Dot Com. Thanks Jen. Twenty eight minutes from now, but what really matters is next we do scores and stats around the world of sports. Chris will change your life with something else. That's much more interesting power. After breaking into a Kentucky home a naked man? Explained to police that He. Used Mushrooms with Jesus. What a brilliant line! That's no dumber than picking up food at a strip club. Today's move. We've heard a couple of really good excuses. While in route to a nine one one call about a male subject, running down the roadway, completely nude and hitting passing vehicles with his hands. COPS got a second call about a residential burglary in progress. Upon arriving at the home at one thirty am in the morning a morning guy that. Officers found John Stephanopoulos standing in the residents. The forty one year old, who does not live there was completely nude and had a substantial amount of blood and mud on his body. She when Stephanopoulos rush the cops after ignoring orders to get on the graduates Tasers, handcuff. Front door. The Homework Stephanopoulos was found have been forced open, and there were holes punched in the drywall blood smeared on several walls and windows of the residents and several broken pieces of glass, laying on the floor. After being read his rights Stephanopoulos. kept repeating that he used hallucinogenic mushrooms Jesus, and by the way the duo were playing a virtual reality video game together at that exact moment. Oh! In case you're wondering Stephanopoulos is a licensed chiropractor. Last the road. I don't know why. Own. The why three hell? Doesn't exist because that's nonsense because you're an adult. Adults. Too but speaking of being an adult mate, what what is going on with me since I've turned forty, all I wanNA, do is do hallucinogenics. Fascinated by. Yeah maybe. This is my second midlife crisis. 'cause I had one at twenty seven. When you convince me to buy that car. That's single. Single and you're like. Hey, you should buy this cardinals. Do I admit it that I talked to? Looking for cars and I'm like get a new car. He goes come across the street and you got to see this thing. I'll tell you what you should get and I saw like I have to have it. Yeah, so bad ass machine, but it was. It was super cool in my friend. Christine called it a panty dropper see. So. Look back now and say it wasn't a good idea, but how many BVD's did drop. They listen. You were looking for one thing. A panty dropper came to the right guy right well. Yeah, hockey! That was the perfect car for a mid life crisis at seven like I just need to feel better about myself. I've been single there for five years at that point, I was the male version of Tina rage. Wanted to cry and I. WanNa days. It's not running down my face, lurking fetal position rocking back and forth. I am is doing single. That's bit right, so. That was midlife. Crisis Number One at twenty seven years old right now at forty. I like my life, but I definitely am intrigued by exploring other avenues of my life through hallucinogen. Do it lines up north somewhere two thousand. Ten thousand shrooms. Spending Day. Jeez. Play in reality video games. Yeah, I need somebody. That knows what they're talking about too quickly. Run down the list of fun slash. Hallucinogenics Paul your hands up. Your guy can't get us anything you can't even get. Your hand down. No, you the. Guy! Yes! My Guy. I have a guy I don't have a guy for anabolic. Steroids, guys that. You're dealers don't deal. That, guy should be able to make one phone call and go. Hey, I know is the rear week respite. The guy in the morning joe wants to needles. Steroids. and. Just, help the guy out, but you can't do it which means. You. Don't have a guy and your guys now let me down. I have a guy I don't have a steroid guy. You don't really have a guy do there's a huge difference? Where's Tommy's sky? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, you you swallow right now. What. What really matters. Our friends at cultivated CB cultivated, CBD thank you. I do it scores and stats around the World Sports Chris. Hockey changes, your life. With something much more interesting, right? That's right. That's right. Yeah, I'm sure twins. One fourteen to two over the white sox. They hit four home runs, and they won two out of three against the white socks. They are off today. They host Saint Louis Tomorrow Cruz yesterday, four or five and seven RBI. What really matters though is this. The sparkle Muffin. Is a brightly colored peacock spider that lives in Australia Sparkle Muffins, my screen name. Sweet name for something terrible. Yeah, I don't know I don't know that peacock spiders turbo just take for granted. It but sparkle muffin. I mean! We believe that stuff sparkled. Something got dipped in glitter weird way. They're not hideous sparkle sparkle muffins. Yeah! It's. ACTUAL NAME IS A. Mar.. Martinez is a spider, genus or elgood. I have so many leg. Spider Judy. Parker. These spiders are commonly referred to. As a peacock spider dude, the males colorful and usual usual. My God huge brain, who's smarter, smarter, oftener Meat Sauce? Bonvin! Spider genius. Human over here can barely. Sue Sentences. Sparkled Muffins got one forty two IQ. Mine is under one hundred. Yovany more to read about. Spider! Man All right well since it happened here, let's bring it up. The twin cities three am open was won by Michael Thompson his second tour win, and his first, since two thousand and thirteen, he had not had a victory in one hundred sixty seven starts. You know what's crazy. We got very lucky. We didn't do the bed on Thursday. Because Rosie was going to pick this Guy Oh. No was Rosie's shock me on the take him. I, even if he had the first pick, he was gonNA take my mom tell you that he texted me after Thompson hosted the trophy yesterday, we said. The Sue rose. You is GonNa. Take US guy yeah, so we would along with another. A by the way Dustin. Johnson on Thursday shot a seventy, nine, the favorite to win and withdrew. He backed out Yup. Rosie new data using. Michael, Thompson. I what really matters, though is this Luc Besson wrote and directed a film called the Fifth Element Good Film. He was thirty eight years old when he wrote and directed that It was based on an idea he had when he was eight years old. Wow, I never saw service Willis good movie. I liked that here that idea when he was eight years, I've never seen it. It's really good I. Encourage you both to see it all right very odd but very good. Go see it okay. Wonder. What sauces ideas at eight wor? WHO's probably? Can we go back to the buffet? Probably Yeah I. Get another happy meal, Dad, we get can I get my own, Super Nintendo what? You guys remember being little and going to like old country buffet, and all you can have all the desert. You wanted yeah. We had a I can't remember the buffet we had, but they called it. A SMORGASBORD wasn't called a buffet and I. Just remember like forcing myself to eat regular foods psychic. Get to that Gameboy Yeah, yeah, all. That colorful jello was amazing. I can put a cookie there in an ice cream on their in their. Wonka Yeah Yeah. Wonka? Finish my turn yeah, yeah. Vikings. Training Camp Starts Tomorrow Delve Delvin Cook. Maybe he's going to show up. Zimmer, said that he heard from Cook that he's going to be there tomorrow, but cooks agent over the weekend has denied it. We've heard reports both ways whether delve is going to be there or not. I guess we'll find out tomorrow whether something changes, or whether dove shows up, but again if and does not show up. then. He doesn't get into crude season toward free agency, so he would be a restricted free agent at the end of the year. Not unrestricted, so it's in his best interest to show up. Yeah, he'll be there you. Hope it really matters. Is this the families of the titanic's or members member? They played the ship went down. Their families were built for the cost of their uniforms after the ship when commod. Who build them build them. Aims Cromwell Yet stupid and the actor from the movie babe. I'm so used to correct a meat sauce when he just says who build them I almost said. It's who built them. Soom he meant like who built the titanic. Eddie to pounce on him because it just sounds like the wrong sense, right correct, build them. I thought it was wrong to. This is like. Kind of recoiled to jump on. Take on Vancouver Sunday at nine thirty. That is game one of their best of five series. Wild in couve back. In the bubble, the hockey Canada bubble. What really matters is this I've never heard a George Washington's middle name. Our first president did not have won. Over really did not have a middle name. Did Not. Otherwise That's interest George Washington died at the age of sixty seven. When very old because the doctor at the time it was He was like the doctor of all doctors. He was a man. He Blood I. Think like four pints out of them because back then they thought the best way to get you recovered from. Anything was to bleed you. And this guy almost bled him to death. So the idea is to get rid of your infected blood. Let's get rid of it is you? Can Oil change basic fascinating stuff? Man and it was nothing people dead by I mean it was the height of technology read was was bleeding. and. killed most everybody and then if you didn't die, they were like see you worked. Oh boy. CLIPPERS GUARD LOU! Williams left the bubble funeral, but then picked up Food Mamedov Strip club. He's going to have to quarantine for ten days to who missed the first two games of the bubble for the clippers and forfeit one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in salary. It sure didn't look like he was just picking up food in the pictures, but Was the different. You know who knows right. Yeah, correct, who knows maybe they got them waffle fries. I that barred had tweeted into us to say that In the photo Williams holding a drink and wearing an NBA mass given out at the Orlando campus. He tweeted two minutes later. And said. That Lou! Williams loves Magic City Strip clubs wings so much that they named a flavor after him, and he sent me a screen shot of the manual visit photo shopped. There are. Signature style wings at the magic city kitchen. juju rude, boy, jerk, justice, magic, uncle, Jeff, honey, jerk, and Lou will lemon pepper barbecue. So if that's accurate. If that's not photoshop, he's there so often. He has wings named after how? Now? That's like Norma. Cheers, man, wait a minute. Did he ever play for Atlanta I? Think he did. Hold on. It's almost more impressive if he didn't look. No kidding. I don't know what really matters. Is this Dr Henry Heimlich? Whom invented the maneuver? Yeah, he did. Okay. Invented the? Doctor, Henry who invented the Heimlich maneuver was. Anson Williams uncle who played potsy Weber on happy days. Really, that's right. That's fascinating. Thank. You can ask you guys a follow up church. Do any of you know like could do you? Know the Heimlich confidently enough to do it. Confidently no, but I get the gist of it. I don't know if I would put my hands in the exact right place that I get the idea. The. You're right under the debris. But then right right under your ribcage. That's where I would've have aimed to, but I. Think isn't the point that. Even if you do it wrong, it's better than not trying anything so yeah I get the idea of getting behind in squeezing as tight as you can try to get it to push out, but I don't know. If it would work. And, so confidently, no, what I try and. Not, GONNA throw my hands up and go I'm not very confident, so you're on your own. Yeah, no, you could just go for it. If you're joking. I'm in the room. You'd better somebody. Qualified than there too right now. Give it a shot, but. You'll go. What about Bob? That scene in the movie choke where Sam Rockwell Mike realizes that he actually is choking. My Gosh man never seen it. That movie had the chance to be incredible, and it was just okay, isn't it soups weird? Well? The Guy that wrote Fight Club wrote. The books pretty good. But the movie was very very of Rockwell's, but the gist of it is the premise of the book slash movies. It's a guy that intentionally chokes at restaurants and the people that give him the Heimlich. End Up, feeling so sorry form, and they have some kind of weird connection because you save my life. And then they ended up giving him money so basically profits off of faking choking. That's exactly right and people. To be honest with you. I thought it was something else he also goes to. Like sex addicts anonymous just to pick up chicks yeah. Yeah. You sound like you've done it. No everybody does not know, but that's like. The BIDIAN. What's the movie? The Ice Skating movie with Will Ferrell. Like, he goes to sex addicts anonymous, and then he's outside banging this lady in the woods right? That's the basis. But if but the difference is I think is in. Audit Lincoln the movie. Blades Played Soglo. It's blatant glory. I think I believe he's trying to get over his addiction. He just happens to break once in a while and unscrew the Gal. Outside of the man who's ten Sam. Rockwell has no interest in being here. He's there to pick up chicks. She's kind of genius. Trick Politics Mouth Man. FIGHT CLUBS APE. Lost is still with us. My turn of your turn. What really matters is this. It's estimated. The Joe eat some thirty five thousand cookies in your lifetime. Already five thousand cookies I? Love Cookies. Hold on. That I, aware of who you weren't I don't think I knew love could. I guess. I assumed it, but now that I have it on on tape. In the book. Any type of cooking particular that you like I like oatmeal raisin. Okay. I like snickerdoodles. doodle all right. Any store broad brands, are you? Do you like cookies more than cookie. Del Yes you like ooh! Dampier stuff, thank. You allow I also like Mrs. Chocolate chip cookie is house Danino bring okay, good good cookie! The the the tweet Martha's cokie. Are Amazing. Yeah. Yeah Cookies, Wail. You can tell them you. Thank. You Awesome, great dominance and all. The things that Saas thinks wail. That are going to eventually kill him. That's could be the title of the Book Yeah It might be. My niece is over for the weekend and when my wife got. Her and my girls treats for the weekend, right? It's target and load up on snacks for their kids for the weekend and fifty thousand other things she got of course. My niece picked like a tub of time cookie dough as like her thing. And I hadn't seen that a long time. And I saw that and I said to myself I'm staring. Into Amir of me being five hundred and twenty pounds, yeah. Because I wanted to absolutely destroy that entire tub and then go buy six more hockey, said that Denver. Cookie dough is. TEN TIMES BETTER THAN COOKIES And I love cookies. Can you put that in chapter two that Corey Agreement I'm not ready to book about you doing. What about Gar, Laar made the book. Yeah, we'll garnered important person sauces orders make. Is it just as friends away from CAMPAN's. Can you say which sauces coworker? Corey agrees cookies. Really Nice took these really nive sure. and. You said five hundred pounds. The right that I would probably be five hundred twenty pounds. I eight cookie dough as much as I wanted to. Wanted to there, you go now, you. You took your in your in congratulations. Ben Lever joins the power to until after this, we'll ask him about Zimmer's three year contract extension training camp starting tomorrow. Emmy Delvin Cook Situation Former Viking Ben Lieber next right here on the power to the JOE on the band. The. wickson jewelers. Shot put a in your hand with our national cash contest text the keyword rich, that's real, two hundred two hundred standard text message and data rates apply. Not Been. Good Morning! Welcome. Thanks for having me guys. You as well I. Don't know if I can compete with spider geniuses, but. I'll do my. You're gone on Thursday right you're. Been Back next Monday. Yeah, we're doing another little Short family outings to Wisconsin this time. Are Clear affiliate debuted this morning so right now they are listening to us in Oakland Wisconsin for the first time. Hello everyone in Oakland. I don't even know if I'm driving through there. To tell him I was just I. Guess I'm going to be going past. Because that's on the way, the dells right right? Yeah, we'll be going right through the Dell to elk horn with sculpturing. Going right the road clearance, right? There's something called Camp Wanda, we go that that my wife has been wanting to go to for a long time so It's a place with no AC so. That'll be interesting. How do they? I think very grisly O Yucky. so we're. We're bringing all sorts of fans and all those things packed up. Good Mankin for you that. Go to campus, kid Ben I did not know maybe even like with the school class or anything like that nothing like that did not no kidding than we did with. that. We didn't have those things going on. We had baseball with American. Legion baseball. During the school year every I think it was sixth grade We all got to go to Camp Wilson and we learned. We learned a song that I. I can still remember to. This can't remember a lot of things, but I can remember this weird sign that we sing around the campfire. which like to hear to hear? What I can you ISKY? Leo Modem Bobowski nothing what Undo Hey release. Gilliam Bobowski ranch you. Can't remember like where my keys are doing again. Why don't you ish mobile skinny and you? Hey, leash Gillian Bobowski beaten want to. How do I remember I think? I don't know we have there for three days. And how does it sound is a whole group doing that annoying even more gibberish? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Saas Corey nothing like that for you guys at all. We did a day I. Don't think we stayed overnight. What we did a day trip to Cambodia Kita in Chicago, so we didn't even have to leave. You walked. They're basically. Got Your back pack. And I don't I, don't remember staying overnight, so it was just a day. It was fun. If we did stay overnight, my memory has just gone we. We spent three nights and. Kevin Reynolds of course escaped. He escaped one of the. One of the cabinet apples and went and was staring in at the window. To the girls cabin. Oh, that sorts he got suspended. r.i.p Kevin Roth. So, do your thing again. Do your song because it sounds very similar to mine. I'll do the Hey. Mobile's can eaten that and you. This I think, is that the same? Here's. Sees Kfi News with Chris Hockey. By Firefly Credit Union. Thank you Firefly Credit Union. NCUA better. Kinda can't shorter. It sounds like a like a mating call, or are you ready to fight pointed yeah? We're both. this is from the start you in four months after the first minister indict of Covid. Nineteen health officials still aren't sure just how lethal dependency is to people in our state. The math is simple. When dividing fifteen hundred seventy four deaths by fifty, one, thousand, one, hundred and fifty three known cases in Minnesota to reach eight three point, one percent death rate, which is close by the way to the three point, four percent rate in China. known cases though representing a fraction of infections, making the overall death rate, lower and more complicated. I. Don't think we're going to be able to answer that question. For quite some time said Dr Timothy Shekar of the University of Minnesota Medical School. So he saying that the death rate is actually probably lower. Yeah, correct, that's right. Yeah, because there's more cases than we know about right because you can confirm deaths, you can't confirm cases case. Exactly symptomatic ones they never tested at all. Yeah, well, that was the that was the study that was released last week I think on It was actually just an apple news were which the actual source was, but they think that anywhere from six to twenty four times, the number of people have actually come in contact with the virus and been been confirmed cases not confirmed cases, but have had it and recovered, so do the math on that if you. If you think you're in an area where maybe you know fifteen times twenty four times, a number of people have actually had those cases. You're talking about a death rate that plummets. Which is good news? The North Star stampede Rodeo, in Efi Minnesota witnessed thousands of visitors. Even, though it was totally can only have a little over one hundred people. The rodeos organizers posted on facebook last week. The RODEO wouldn't have any spectators, but people could come and protest government overreach if they wanted to. Of course thousands of people. Interested genius. Did it on purpose. Absolute absolute genius, a spider genus. F. F. E. F. F. E.. I believe it's that's how you pronounce it right so by Dell, so yeah for those of you out there who are ready for some cooler temps and excuse to never leave the house. A series of snow fences are going up along highway ten north of the twin cities to limit snowdrifts along the highway. Sorry. Siri just decided to start recording. Just now I must have said something that facebook didn't like. The Star Tribune reports defenses are going up on the northeast quadrant of highway ten on. Main Street Main Street snow trapping willow shrubs are also going up on highway ten. They're getting ready for another winter ladies and gentlemen. Don't talk about that. Yes no whales. Snow wheels my favorite kind of whales. Are Walls Yeah. I can't wait for the winter. Regis Philbin will be buried at Notre, Dame. Philbin who had a decades? Long career in television died over the weekend at eighty eight years old notre. Dame said yesterday that Feldman's funeral and burial will be at the school. Feldman is a noted Notre Dame. There's no word on just win. The funeral will be or if it'll be open to the public. Reports are he died of natural causes, so I was too young to really care about Regis and Kathy Lee. Or later Regis and Kelly Ripa right. Yeah, so most of my. Knowledge of Regis is either who wants to be a millionaire or just his TV appearances already, or you would host one offs here and there, so he was on TV of course all the time. It's where when you're a TV personality that just means you're on TV so much. You're not even really attached to one show. You're just a TV personality. You're somebody who's constantly on TV and that's what he was. It sounds like one hundred fifty something appearances on Letterman show. But the the moment that kind of went viral over the weekend was the first time they had a millionaire winner on who wants to be a millionaire? That was the time that John Carpenter one. You Watch it over the weekend around. Yeah, yeah, so that it was a huge deal when he won because he was the first guy to do it. But it was the most pimp walk off shot of all time. Right think of I. Don't remember how many months or maybe even a year or I remember. How long into the game before John Actually was the first one to get to the million? The last question question fifteen. I, think right. I think it was fifteen to get the million. was. which former US presidents appeared on the comedy sketch? Show laughing, and it was like Lyndon Johnson Jimmy Carter Richard Nixon in Africa Ford or something like that. And remember the lifeline bit right he had. A fifty fifty, the pull the audience and yet call under. So as soon as the question pops up, John goes like to call my my my parents I wanNA. Go My dad. And His dad name is Tom or Tam or something like that, so we just says okay. Tom On the phone, really good regis working on it for the last ten seconds. and. The next. Have you'RE GONNA? Hear his Johnson now you'll have thirty seconds and it starts now and. In John Goes Hey dead in the guy says Hey. And, he goes I. Don't really need your help I. It was his calling you to tell you I'm going to win the million dollars. No, it's the most pimp move ever. And then the crowd claps, and cheers for fifteen seconds, and with like five seconds left to just goes. Richard Nixon on laugh and final answer boom. When's the mill? I mean sweet poker face it. He doesn't have a smile on his face like yes, it's not one of those fist pumps. He's kind of sitting back and chilling like the phone front. Tells US Daddy's winning a million bucks with such walk. It's one of the best game show moments ever strategy the best. Yeah, so but I've always wondered and wondered it in two thousand and two or three or four. Whenever that wasn't I was wondering again this weekend. Is he such a spider genius that he thought of that in that moment like I got it. You know what I should do. Quick Call my dad or Did he think this two weeks before when he was going to be on the show, and he's like if I can get to the end. With my phone, a friend in hand. How cool would it be if I call? My parents live what I'm saying. When did he think of that idea? I think as Spidey sense kicked in. Before he got on the show I, say maybe not several weeks, but I'm gonNA guess a day or two before like I got. Hooked up to a lie detector test and he could truly say that he didn't think of it until that moment then it's that's genius. Sparkle, but he is a brilliant if he's got. Yeah, he's a brilliant. He's brilliant. He's brilliant. He's a sparkling spiders. One of those genius spiders. Yeah I'll show you during the break, Ben. It's Super Bad. Asked to look at his face. GET BETTER POKER FACE and I've ever had in my life. News continues. It's time for Fan. Five on the power trip presented by all around property preservation. A new sponsor. Thank you, we appreciate. The Minnesota twins took the series from the white socks over the weekend after they won fourteen to two yesterday. They are now two and one on the young sees. Yesterday's game was. A brilliant. Brilliant and the recovery. Nelson Cruz was four for five with two doubles two home runs and seven RBI. WHAT'S THE TWINS RECORD? We now to not the season record the record for Rbi Anna game. While I do this? Where is it no player Minnesota twins, history ever recorded twelve total bases and seven RBI in a game Nelson Cruz. Just did it so this. Has Never been done and at fourteen he's the oldest player with four extra base hits and four be I in a game and he's the only four he's. Only, the fourth forty year old player was seven RBI in a game. This is all SPN stats unbelievable he's. Still got it. A can't through five innings gave up four. Hits and two runs. The twins will take on the cardinals at home tomorrow for their home opener. Justin Verlander, who a lot of people thought yesterday was out for the season will be out for a couple of weeks with an elbow injury. And the most important news, the Vikings Sign Mike Zimmer to a three year extension. He's fifty, seven, thirty, eight and one is head coach. He was on the last year of his deal, so you will be here now for a while. He also said he was told the DELVIN. Cook would show up a lot of people that wasn't true, but then according to Tom. Pella Cerro Vikings running back. delvin Cook told Kennedy Paula, Malu the running back coach. He plans to report to training camp tomorrow. So your thoughts or let's. Let's. Let's hold off because in twenty minutes without Likings News, and we a whole segment to crush because yeah, we need your thoughts on the details. Because last time we had you in I, think we knew Zimmer was extended, but we didn't have the details three stance and we got this Dalvin Cook possible mess tomorrow, so a seven forty vikings news will ask you about those two things. Just the fact that. Camps happening. That I don't know why I gotta think it's GonNa look Super Weird and what you think about the covert situation with Cam starting tomorrow for the vets. Seattle traded two first round picks and a third round pick don't care for. Adam ask you about that. It's seven forty and they also got a safety and return some giant deal. Seattle two first round picks basically for safety Jamal Adams. The New York Knicks Tom Tinto are finalizing a five year deal that would make him the head coach. Of the Knicks it's like a dollar an hour Michael Thompson. Won The three m open at the TPC of Blaine Nineteen under his first tour win in two, thousand, seven, hundred and two days. And the links one, seventy, seven, sixty, nine over the Connecticut Sun Yup Thank you. It's a twenty minute tease. We've got a lot to ask you at seven forty. There's a lot going on a lot of. The NFL is back. Back. Saul happen. Power to morning. Joe Returns after this Ben Lever on the fan, and I want everybody to think about this and I. Want you guys to think about this? If you haven't read this, read this. Don't read it during the break. So a Guinness, record was set. Stacking Jenga blocks, did you guys see this read this? So the challenges, one vertical Jenga block right straight up. Yeah, so like just a small little. Pole! And then it's. How many can you stack in any way you want not? You don't have to build them straight up. It's just if you have one vertical Jenga block. How many blocks can you stack on top of that one without a tumbling and the world record was set i. want you to think of what you think. The record is I'll tell you how many this guy did. He broke his own record from last year. while. Video you almost can't believe it. It's bizarre work so guests. The number of Jenga blocks stacked on one vertical block and we'll get when we get back powered Germany to on the. It's twins on the twenties. Powered by Wicks jewelers discover the best selection of pre owned rolexes at wickson jewelers. The Minnesota twins one yesterday fourteen to two. They took the series from the white. SOx Nelson Cruz was four for five with two doubles two home runs and seven RBI. They open their home season against the saint. Louis Cardinals tomorrow of course at the home opener, which will be tomorrow at target field twins on the twenty s powered by wickson jewelers, Minnesota's Swiss watch experts. Right on. Go. Take a shot before the break. The world record for Jenga, blocks stacking has been broken by the guy that broke the record a year ago so again it's one vertical niece, and then you can do whatever you want. To Stack as many as you can on top of that one vertical piece. Any formation anything you want any pattern. The record is. How many things you could do well Before. They fall talk into really truly one singular Yup peace year. Put it vertical and then. As soon as us. How many have you the number eighteen? Look this up and see what he did or how? He does okay crazy, which means it's time? Yes, what? That's the thing, so that's where I'm caught because. If I'm visualizing this correctly. Ten even seems like a lot right right right? If you were asked, do ten year thinking I. Don't know if I could even do ten right i. Challenge to see who could do, the mosque is a pretty good number. Right? I don't know if I can do ten, but for the sake of this and being the Guinness Book of World Records I'm going to say one hundred sixty to one sixty two, so ben whoops. I'm going to write these down. One six two sauce one fifty one. Fifty Chris Hawk I'm GonNa. Go Crazy. I'm going to say nine hundred nine hundred Jenga blocks. That seems so I know for possible, so Google the second I say the answer because you just got to see a picture of it. Basically what he does, he does an inverted. Pyramid. So off that one no Django block he goes upwards and out words like a pyramid four eighty five watts. He broke his own world record of three fifty three a year ago, so just do Jenga stacking record. All you gotTa do is see the picture. You don't have to see the video just you can't believe that this is holding. It doesn't look like it's look like it's defying. Right, it looks like it's defying gravity. Hold I don't know. I mean this guy has clearly not only be active gently placing it. But he did some math right. He did the homework physics of how am I gonNA. Get this to hold. That's unbelievable unbelievable like a spider. Writer Geez. He is real muffin. Net crazy at one. Eighty five. It just doesn't look like it. Should it at all be holding? It looks like it would fall over the second. You put it like that. Wow incredible pretty cool stuff, man forty. Any who he's smart, he's smart. Here's something less fun. BABBOONS! At a popular Safari Park. I've been spotted. With knives screwdrivers. And yes, a chain saw what you heard what I said. Oh. We're the Jackal fans. They ought to be great. You're right. Maybe that is the. Somebody asked Jesse James Three who. With. The bamboo. Number. Why did I chapter for the Boone? Primates. Somebody laugh thank you at Knowsley. Mercy side. We're already known for their destructive abilities been. They've been pictured previously pulling things from visitors cars, but now. Staffer concern that the boons are being given weapons just for a laugh by people at the park. One worker told the newspaper. We're not sure if they're being given weapons If they're fishing them out of pick ups and vans. Working Animals sometimes going to people's toolboxes and grab whatever they want. One of the baboon was seen lugging a chainsaw. Which is fine if it's not on which movie if you figure out how to turn it on. It's still pretty dangerous. Another said some had been found with knives and scrapers also questioned whether the babboons were being armed by visitors, baboons already known for causing damage with one mechanic telling Sunday Times. That they have repaired. Cars left damaged by the primates. To the point where they could barely run. So, instead throwing poop, they're throwing hammer. That's right. Is there any chance that the visitors are not giving them? Weapons in these guys are going to Lowe's could be under Jackal wonder how far along they are in learning how to use a screwdriver because my toilet won't stop running. Tire Mount. Screwdriver all. Notes I know you're actually talking about an animal, so it's easy to picture boom. Yeah, but for some reason I just picture. The gremlins like spike is leader. That makes sense yeah. Makes Sense. They are watch out. On the surface, it sounds like a chain would be the nightmare because of your happens chasing to change out. You're in big trouble bit long-term again once if they can't figure out how to start and they can't. Or if it runs out of gas or whatever the deal is, donate sound so obvious. But knives. You gotTA worry about the. figure. US. We're big trouble. How do you know they can't start it? I bet if you give. If you give a baboon some time with the chainsaw. They would figure out how to start it. Yeah, if you give them a couple of thousand years to evolve. I think they will do the telling you if he does. He's going on tour with tackle. The only thing better than Jesse James and pre playing the damn chainsaw. Humanist API obvious I and I know sauce in this campus I'm GONNA assume. Banners to Jack My lawn lumber, Gabi since my chainsaw you from. Written by a baboon sounds like. It. By was. Presented with two options for building. That's not. To be more like option. If I was in front of two buildings, building and building. And I was required to go into one of the two buildings and watch the presentation, and if if building a house a Jackal Cancer. And they just didn't the chainsaw Luke for an hour and a half. or about to is just one baboon on stage, wondering around with and chainsaw. I'm fine front row tickets to option. B I think it's not even close option. One was jackal playing that concert in a building or option. B. Was a building on fire. You'd go into the building new soon. Man Create White. Come on. That has nothing to do with great watts too soon so I'm sorry I'm GonNa. Go option a on this one. Thank you rather have jack play an hour and a half. Because you have a lot of. US. We'll. Get a lot of broads to go to the option. It's a bunch of dudes just watching. Baboon. saw. You tell me how that goes. Yeah, girls can sway their hips for this. Now. Bad. Some good. By about seven spider monkeys sort of. Genius. Preview. We got a lot. We do when we get back. Zimmer's three year extension doubt Lynn Cokes possible holdout situation the. Jamal Adams, trade, training camp. Slash, workout slash. Ota's slash whatever the hell. The next three or four weeks of the NFL season is to look like this is the power to morning Joe Vikings Oozes next. Time for Vikings News. Presented by. Yes. That is correct. Marcia Vikings News. Let's start then. With the details on the contract extension. We found out over the weekend Mike Zimmer gatty three year contract extension your thoughts. Well I think first of all it's. It's a great deal for him. I think it's a great deal for the for the Organization for for the fan base. You know we talked about this earlier in the off season. You know just kind of like the what if you know? He and Spillman are going into lame duck seasons you know. Is it possible to Kinda you'll still coach and still hold it all together and still maintain that level of respect and all that stuff. throughout in it Kinda gets it does get tough. You know it's not the the end of the world I mean players have to do it all the time where there? you know dolphins in right now and you know players all the time. We'll have to go under the final year. Their contract and just have to play their ass off, and you know my whole thing was like. Hey, it's unfortunate, but that's the life of the NFL and he gets it. He understands it may not be happy about it, but he's. He's still gonNA. Give one hundred percent effort as a coach Law Blah and and now that it's done I mean you can just take a huge sigh of relief because now. Think about it from an free agency has come and gone, but they may be adding cornerback nickelback Obviously Everson is still unfolding. Come back. There are still some guys. If they've got the money, they can get creative that now will say. Oh okay if I go there and prove myself individually I know that the coach is GonNa. Be Around and be one of his guys so hopefully that bodes well for the team Obviously, the isn't coaches same situation. They were going to the season with a little bit of a puck factor. They don't know the obviously, if head coach gets fired, most likely ninety percent of staff is going to get fired. It's well and so even though you may have a rollover contract where they have to honor that. You're still going to be out of a job. Even though you may be getting paid, so there's a lot of uncertainty that had that. That hangs there with a head coach on a lame duck year same with GM, and hopefully we get that figured out here pretty soon, but I think he definitely deserves it. I think they. He's the right coach for this type of organization, where for years and years and years, this team has prided itself on toughness, intimidation, accountability, and just sort of roughness you know, and and I think that he brings all of that with his own personality, so every guy that's been around him especially the defensive side of the ball whether he's been in Dallas or who's been in Cincinnati. If you sang his praises, and those are the guys that you want to look for as far as reputation building because it's, it's easy to pull the current team and say what do you think about your coach? Ever as well I'm going to say some nice things about my boss, but when a guy leaves in as like heartbroken, the guys leaving. You know that you've got a good coach so His reputation definitely preceded him and He's doing everything he's always done. He's He's coaching his butt off special defense. He's given full autonomy offense which every offense coordinator wants to have happened like. You know just stop meddling in my business. Let me take over and two of his assistant. Coaches are offensive. Coordinators Has Gotten Head coaching jobs like everything you can look at. He's doing the right thing. He's training the right direction. He's doing. You know he's still learning. Obviously, there's some game management stuff. He's got to figure out some clock management stuff to figure out, but nobody's perfect and I think it's a good thing. So about a month or so ago. You were talking about Delvin Cook in the problem. The Vikings, we're going to have finding a number to pay him because as you said Christian McCaffrey wire right that he's just so different than everybody else that he has to be paid like differently than everybody else. The next group of David Johnson on Bill Ezekiel Elliott. You claim. You think they're overpaid, right? They're not worth the money that they're making. So I believe there's just no comp for Dalvin. Then we saw Derrick Henry get a four year fiftyish or so million dollar deal, and I think it was almost exactly where you kind of thought Devil at eleven ish, twelve ish range. Where are they now because Dalvin? As of a what a week or so ago was threatening to hold out over the weekend now Mike Zimmer briefly said that he was told Delvin. Cook was going to report to CAMP COOKS AGENT DENIES IT? Veterans Report Tomorrow for these team, workouts and camp whatever they're going to call it. What are they going to do with Dalvand Cook, if he doesn't show up tomorrow, he's a restricted free agent at the end of the year. Not unrestricted by the way somebody should. Clarify this for me. Is the deadline for that tomorrow. 'cause there's somebody, said something a grace window. There's some kind of a window where if he doesn't show up pie. Maybe he's got a couple of days technically to show, but there is a deadline that if he doesn't show up, its loses at season of accrued free agency. Yeah, there is definitely a deadline, and and that where you heard, that could be absolutely correct It's unfortunate that this new CBA you know not only nobody cares about this, but cutting a lot of benefits for retired players it also took away the rights of these players to hold out in situations like this, and and maintain some sort of individual leverage. Now They can't do that, he he definitely has to check in for camp very soon. If not tomorrow, maybe a couple of days. And so he's already told Kennedy Paul Molly like like sauce reported in and said earlier that. That's that's how the communication happened. You text a lot with Kennedy. He told Kennedy I gotTA. Be there and he knows he's got to be there. His agency and you can't afford not to be there now. You know the CBS basically telling you that you've got to be there. So you know whether he comes in and in his his very compliant player, and and it's business as usual or does a player come in and just sort of. Go through the motions and to say like a I'm checked in I'm here, but I'm not gonNA. Be This team player that you guys talking about I. Don't think that he's like a really. Don't think that that's his personality so anyway. He Communicates Act Kennedy. Kennedy coach Zimmerman then coach. Zimmer kind of inadvertently says he heard firsthand, which is a small detail, but a detail. It's important on the less, so all of that gets. Out where we're at with this whole thing, I do agree that he's probably around eleven million dollars a year obviously era in-in. Congrats to you for remembering all that stuff that we talked about months ago and that talked about well. The other day because once in a while when you're talking of take on Sports, talk radio when you're right. You have to run into the ground and tell everybody that you've got one right because you don't want them to remember all the Times. You wrong. Sir L. When I said that I can't believe they're going to get. The Washington team name picked marketed in Don in the next month and a half now I was right. I told you sit in time. I think you're going to be dead. Right on the Dolphin Cook take that. They didn't have a COMP. Will now they have a combat? You almost nail the exact number so I think he's going to be right around where Derrick Henry. Is You nailed it? I appreciate that should bring up every time you're on with PAT. You nailed it. Agree So, yeah, I think the I think eleven eleven million mission. Obviously, it's GonNa. Come down to guarantees and there's. So? Many layers to the structure of the contract but I think if they can set on something like that then. That's obviously great for him. Great for this team. I think the problem becomes. He still has to prove that he's developing enough to make it through the season and I think that's where the vikings are are sort of sitting back and saying like okay now that we have a comp. The compass not still not necessarily there because you're talking percentage of offense of snaps which he was actually pretty low when you talk about all these other guys that you mentioned Ezekiel and and even Dave Johnson. He was. He's sort of an outlier to because he was injured for so much, but You've got to go out there. As an individual improve to the team that wants to invest a million dollars a year and to you that. Hey, if we sign you for another four years, you're going to be there. And and that's where I think the the buddy of heads is coming, and the Vikings at absolute look if I'm an owner GM of any team and I've got a player of this caliber. I feel like I had more leverage as a team saying. The running back position devalued. You've got to be on that. You've got to be on the field that produce and we've gotTA count on you in in the month of December and we haven't been able to do that so if you want eleven million dollars a year. You go out and run your ass off this year and you run your ass offer sixteen weeks then we can get a deal done, but at that point in time. If he does that, all of a sudden out his eleven, million might go thirteen million because he's GonNa hit free agency and say like. Are, you guys played this cat and mouse game I'm out. I'm going to go to another team. That's GonNa pay like really pay me so. It may just behoove him Dalvand to. Just take the one year you'll remaining year of his contract. Go out there with an extra chip on your shoulder and you'll get more money. To gamble though right, so you get hurt if the gamble. The jets traded safety Jamal Adams to Seattle. Couple of first rounders go the other way, and there's some other pieces as well, but that's the big headline is he goes to Seattle two first round picks go to new. York your thoughts on Jamal Adams still wanting to be highest paid safety in the NFL right now Eddie, Jackson Chicago mates makes fourteen point six. much again like just mentioned whenever you get one right you have to. Run into the ground I saw you tweet. You basically said this weeks ago. That this felt like. Seattle right. Yeah, so why did you tweet that whenever you tweeted at? And and how do you feel of the fit today? Yes, so going back when this thing happened like mid June you know I was just re tweeting something from Field Yates, who had just a nice little break down on. On twitter dislike here here's his accolades. Here's a here's who he is, and and it's like. Yeah, this this is a monster and they everybody respects him and you just sort of look around the personalities of of the NFL and you're like to me. It was fairly obvious talking about Dallas and like Oh, he's. He's going to go back to Dallas. He wants to be in Dallas am I? is at the obvious choice, and and I was thinking. Seattle has built this defense with with Earl Thomas and Kam Chancellor in this Legion of boom and. They're missing that you know they with Brian Schottenheimer an offense and Russell Wilson playing the way he's playing. There are starting to click on offense now. They're turning around. Their. Offense in which it was all defense in an adequate offense, and now their offense is really starting to score some points and be dangerous in their slacking in the losing their identity defense and they need to get. They desperately need to get that defense back then like. You know stature charisma. Attitude the way he plays perfect for what they're doing with Pete Carroll and so I thought this. Has Seattle written all over? It I just kind of re tweeted that, and then as the news pops a couple of days ago. I just went. 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Is Win Wilson? Hold your son or daughter be named. Oh probably meet. Middle Name Sauce last name Lambert. A girl. Essay. So. You're Paul. Meat Sauce Lambert Yeah your kids named. Names of dispute. Meat Sauce Lampard yeah okay. Thanks talk at work. Thank you very much. Looking for I don't know I thought you know it's I. Don't know I thought it would be something like No! Self Esteem Lambert I like fake. Taxi Lambert. Hockey Sud. Taxi High. All right. Got It. Fan Five is next we'll do headlines Anita clock more with Lebron the power to your morning show after this on the. Great News here for you. Back then libra! That's great news as well, but this is even greater. A new study out of England found you can eat an insane amount of calories once in a while, and it won't cause long term, health problems, or even make you gain lots of weight. Quote are finding. Show the body actually cope remarkably well when faced with massive and sudden calorie excess. Healthy humans can eat twice as much as spoil and defectively with this huge initial energy surplus. been found our bodies do a pretty good job of handling all of the extra sugar and fat and using it. efficiently. But the magic stops working if you start going crazy too often, overeating adds more stored energy to our bodies in the forms of FAB which can come nate in obesity if you're ever eat every day day after day after day, so. Validating the cheat day. Yeah Yeah That that store should actually read not could increase obesity one hundred percent well. Over. A. Few eat double. Whatever full is on a daily basis? It could lead. Yes, no, it's like the number one thing going on Killer of all of us is. Ensure I. Get my steps in. Doubt. So, this is not official and something I'm toying with, but I think I think I'm going to pull the trigger on this now that we're talking about diet nutrition I think I'm GonNa I. Think I'm GonNa? Try I haven't set the exact time frame, but I one month seems like something that would be a touchdown. Think I'm getting a one month. True Carnivore. Nothing, but have you read the on on that diet of the lifestyle? Yeah nothing, but yeah, what's the? What are the pros and cons? What's the idea? What's the concept? basically I mean. You're see immediate effects when it comes to just You know it's the true limitation like you don't eat anything but just. Beef chicken pork, whatever any meat product, and you can eat animal organs and all that stuff. If you do apparently, they say it's Your body never feels better. Your your mental clarity never feels better You know you could probably say that. The elimination of all the other things that are eating probably true to that, but I guess it's a extremely healthy way to eat. Obviously you'll, you'll go into probably a Kito Genyk burn cycle throughout, but Yeah I just WANNA. See If increases you know just how my joints feel and helmet body feels and. All that stuff so. You give it a shot. Oh, I'm going to be interesting to see how to fix you right away. Yeah, yeah, well. I I. Don't know if I'll go through like sort of Akito flu situation where I'll feel really depleted and Kinda sick for a few days that it's very common. But I think I'm I've got I've got a few things going on the next couple of weeks, and then I'll be able to focus on it and I. Think I think I'm going to try it I'll let you guys know. Goes your hands up my brother Suave. I gave up dairy and red meat. He's claimed that like his joints have never felt better. He smokes a lot of dope. Now I don't pity, but yeah he he quit eating red meat and dairy and. Indeed. The book it's. Just great stuff okay so he. Yeah just he eats normally, but he cut out. What now no. Jerry and no red meat. When you start doing. A COUPLE OF MONTHS couple of weeks ago weeks. which is a big difference a couple of weeks ago right so far so good. Yeah, I think so yeah, because he's running a some kind of like iron man thing on Saturday race, trying to help his joints and. Spring How's he look? I think great i. mean, but then was talking about dieting. would add to the yeah. Thank you. Your. Chest with all this stuff about is. What's the whole chapters called Steph about? Pictures in this chapter. Not a I'm not a publisher. And it's your book. It's not thank you for saying that. Yes. Just, constructive criticism. Molly concerned about something like that is by the time this book actually gets printed at publish the whole bit. He'll probably be on. A different plan is his current diet regimen going to be even remotely relevant and say six, but. I do have it dated. I did yeah, because otherwise it's going to be outdated. Write. This book comes out in a year. And he's ballooned to three fifty. Two who cares cut dairy to? But if I were to ask you, what are some things that does does, it will never be outdated. While, do you mean thinks he'll never stop doing? Yeah? wearing bandannas when he jogs loves listening to ICP, looks good on a throwing money away at a roulette table. A douche. Owen No! I don't know. What he's in new I. Did you know by the way? and. We talked about earlier. You might not hurt, but sauces doing something similar he's he's eating nothing but me lovers pizzas. Out. The guy in scratch. Stretch mark. Stretch. You'll. Know The guy in stripes John. Candy's character says I swallowed a lot of pride along with a few pizzas. Meat Lovers Pizza Whales. You are so good with the waitress. I knew we had that. Meat Lovers Pizza in the trunk. Tommy. Sauce. What are you gonNA cut off the next month while Ben's only eating meat. which you cut something out, video games the beaver. Dome. Anything else rose. Don't know on that diets. No, no, no, I don't I. Don't think you WANNA test yourself. Turn it to stop eating when you haven't started point. The BEAVER! Throws? Time for Fan five brought to you by builders and remodelers, golden remodelers. Thank you remodelers, thank you. Builders and REMODELERS BE MINNESOTA TWINS, one fourteen to to the white sox hitting four home runs two of them by Nelson Cruz hit seven rb. I went four for five, twenty, one, hundred three. They host Saint Louis Tomorrow for two games one on Wednesday one on one tomorrow for the Home Opener Cleveland one ninety two over the royals. They are also. In one. That's right. That's right. GO TWINS! World Series Man, that's. That's it well. Justin verlander might be done for the season with a right forearm injury. He pitched six as in a win. Win, Wilson, he pitched innings in a win on Friday, but no post-game mention of an injury. There were reports that he was done for the year. Then he disputed that on twitter. It sounds like they're going to take a couple of weeks and then reevaluate, and but if he is done for the year, his teammates basically assumed he would just do this for speed for comfort, right. Would you do with them motorable? You play notable. You voted. On sailor you either way. He's going to be just fine. What a great place to. Rehab Yeah. Yeah I always forget that part you go home. The only thing I care about when I talk about just an airline after I can't play baseball for a couple of weeks. What am I going to do? I need to be consoled and then you just. Go for speed or for comfort practice juggling. Thompson won the. TPC twin cities, his first tour win since two thousand and thirteen. Apparently the the bid at Twin cities. Blaine is GONNA. Be Somebody you've never heard of is going to win this tournament every year. All your hands up. Breaking News, yeah, I play a little bit. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Could I please have your attention? According to Jeff Pass on of ESPN, eight more players, and two coaches with the Miami Marlins have tested positive for covid nineteen, as an outbreak has spread throughout their clubhouse and brought their turtle cases in recent days to at least fourteen. What do they do? I mean they were they were in. They played yesterday. Against Cincinnati. What happens because we've. We've all discussed this for months. You can't shut the league down. Because one team has an outbreak right, so do they send up? What would be minor leaguers? Who for the Marlon Yeah? There's. Their taxi squad. Talk! Yeah Yeah I would assume. Thanks I know you're exactly right. I read that in that story. I was reading. A little bit of you guys about the initial outbreak there they've they've got. They are prepared for this contingency, but. But now you worry about that's a lie. Everyone of hangers team. Yeah, of course. But as hockey. Everybody, getting regularly tested anyway, they will know pretty quickly if it had affected them or hit them. Talking obviously went into more detail earlier, but there was a rumor that. On their way to I think it's Cincinnati their. Their plane was a two hour delay, so they all sat on this boss. And that's like the one thing the MLB rule is do not sit or go into crowded indoor places for an extended period of time so there on this bus. We either a someone on the team obviously had it to begin with or someone on that plane, which caused the delay had it in. That's how it's kind of I don't get is if you're on a plane flying across the country and it's year group right? What's the difference if it's on a plane or a bus? I'm guessing. Spread out more on the plane. Yeah, they're spread out. It's. Confined space for hours at a time though you're still circulating the same air. But I'm sure they're flying giant airplanes. They can maybe but yeah I. Get what you're saying, so yeah, but it's not like you're sharing bus with a bunch of strangers is the same, but. So. Have they contact traced back where where they got it from I? Don't know who had it, I? Know more breaking. News Ladies and gentlemen could I please have your attention. The marlins home opener against the Baltimore Orioles tonight has been canceled. As the team remained. They were in Philly. Remains in filling and continues to undergo testing process, so they didn't want to put them on the plane to go home because of that for a multi reasons and so there where I wonder where they are. You GonNa. Put Him in a hotel yeah yeah. Probably individual rooms. Me Go marlins. You're it up the rest of us. This is all yeah, so this holy moly. Baltimore said they're. Going to go down. The automatically just get a W I don't know I. Mean If you'RE GONNA, cancel it Paul. Yeah? I mean how does how does that work good question we'll see. And it does say canceled sausage phones. The marlins home opener against the Baltimore Orioles. Tonight has been canceled, Hoof. which is you know when it comes down to? An accelerated postseason coming up and all that stuff like. Is it fair to give the that team an automatic window now if You didn't add months to figure this out months to say if this happens. What do we do so I hope they're not gonNA, sit around all day today and go. Wow, what do we do now? Do we postpone this? There's only like six off days all year, right? It's not like they have a giant five months to to find makeup games and. You know as rappaport now just reported pretty safe to say the entire world is watching this test case for playing sports among a pandemic. Because what if this Avenue Football Team? Yeah, I know? Yeah, this is not the START MLB wanted. Well, no, not the start that anybody wanted as were trying to navigate. All the sports leagues and school starting up. All that stuff that we were hoping to have contained and have better answers for at this point in time, and it doesn't seem like we have much more clarity. Speaking of the NFL from ESPN's Dan Graziano. Excuse me from last night. NFL players who contract the corona virus through quote, high risk activity away from team facilities can face team discipline and might be a risk for not being paid. Go to strip club in Atlanta to pick up food example yeah, a memo sent by the NFL PA Yada to agents this weekend, a copy of which was obtained by ESPN outlined several rules governing player contracts opt out provision, and the contractual consequences of he canceled season. Here are some AH per the memo. Clubs and NFL can challenge designation as a football related injury, if it can prove that the player contracted covert nineteen through engaging in high risk contact Bolo. Here's the list of high risk conduct. Have you guys seen this list Mel's an indoor nightclub of more than fifteen people? And Endure Boulevard anyways in. Barr with more than fifteen people other than to pick up food right there you go. He's in the clear. He was there to pick up food. That right MBA still an indoor house party with more than fifteen people. And Indoor. Music concert entertainment event with more than fifteen people didn't come to my shows. Professional sporting event other than the NFL Games with more than fifteen people. An indoor religious service. Attended by more than twenty five percent of the venue's capacity Koresh. Near but this Other items address in the weekends memo there will be no reduction in two thousand twenty players, salaries or bonuses. If there is a complete NFL season. All right, yeah. That's kind of. Ken Rosenthal who writes for the athletic. Don't have the story 'cause. I don't pay for it Said to infectious disease specialists explain why the marlins face a gigantic problem. Too but we don't know the story, but. I didn't pay. So somebody has Canadian headlines early, but you don't have it because you don't pay for it, so he's reporting that somebody else has an explanation, but he is not willing to an explanation or just verifying. We already commonsense know that they've got a gigantic problem, right? There's no doubt man. We all kind of know that. So could you just pay for it, so we can get an explanation. A, One more thing. Last time there were somebody on a sports team. The whole league shutdown so lookout. What say that again. I think he means Rudy Gobert got it in the whole world stopped. Is that what you meant? Yeah, okay, but that was a little bit of a surprise. This they've had time to prepare for. Okay. I. Don't know and I just don't. Know. What do you think? About this period. Do you think we get through an NFL season? Just be honest with me. I think we do I think we do ball college football I'm worried about college football. I'm worried about I'm worried about the totality college football. We already know that you know. I'd be shut down. Certain certain conferences are gonNA shut down there. They're shutting down the the non conference stuff. it'll be interesting to see how it all looks. When when three the major conferences ACC SEC in the big twelve, they're proceeding as normal and They're going to make adjustments on the on the fly, and I think that's probably the right call as opposed to cancel these game, wild wide we. Why do we need to cancel these games so? but anyway I do think that with everything in place. With everything that you said Hawk as far as we're GONNA take real dollars out of your pocket. If you go out and do these things, and it's actually good that The, what's the NBA guy that got got wings at the Lou Williams short joint It's it's actually separate SPA. It's actually good that that happened so the NFL players can say can see that and. Just by that example, okay guys, even if you do that, we're gonNA. We're GONNA. Find out you know. We live in a technology world where we're going to see everything that you do and we're going to trace you back and I think it's it's a good wakeup. Call it. These guys have to play by the rules and when they're away from the facility I'm GonNa. GonNa hope that the seventeen eighteen hundred players just go home and do their thing, and and become hermits for little bit display video game so I, I am yes. I am optimistic throughout this whole thing that we will have a major league baseball season I think we're going to have college football season to mostly. You know ninety percent of college. Football's me back I. Think the NFL's going to be so until otherwise I'm I'm optimistic. HEADLINES ARE NEXT I don't know why. These guys can't just go home and. Jump in their best. I can tell you why they they may not have sleep number beds if they did they go right home and my right sausage. Hundred percent because you'd go. Hey I'm done with work now. I WANNA go home in laying the greatest of all time, and of course that is the sleep through sixty smart bed. That I have. It's the greatest bed keeps you asleep. You Fall Asleep quickly. It's the greatest ever. Yeah, yeah, and again. You don't have to be a professional athlete to need great sleep. All of us need great sleep and that's what you get from a sleep number bed the sleep IQ technology actually tracks data to make sure you are getting great sleep, and you can adjust accordingly, but again the sleep number is the key him. We talk about this all type of minds forty-five. My wife says eighty-five she's. She's got her side. I've got my side. We don't have to bother each other. She's comfortable uncomfortable. We need good sleep. Everybody all of you. You need the best possible live as long as you can be. As healthy as long as you can. Discover proven quality sleep for your health and wellbeing with asleep number, three sixty smart bed, and now for a limited time save up to nine. Save up to nine hundred dollars on select smart peds shop your way online. It's the number DOT, com, or by Chad or go to sleepnumber store like the mall of America Roseville Maplewood and of course Baxter Minnesota, and then the go-to Maple Grove on the corner of Hemlock. My North Elm Creek Parkway. It's twins on the twenty powered by weeks, jewelers discover the best selection of pre owned rolexes at which jewelers. The Minnesota twins won their series with the White Sox, after they won yesterday fourteen the to their now long. Are you going to talk to in one? No some cruise was four or five with two doubles two home runs and seven RBI. The twins will tomorrow take on the Saint Louis Cardinals at target field twins on the twentieth power by. Jewelers Minnesota's Swiss watch an experts. That's a great band, thanks. Yup! All right all right. Let's see some headlines. Now, it's time for. Lies. A guy in Michigan has been busted for wearing a prosthetic mask to make himself look elderly, so he could commit identity fraud at casinos. Wow! Is that the guy that? Stole that the guy? Did you see that that bit over the weekend? This guy stole like a grant or a hundred thousand dollars doing something similar to that. I don't know maybe. Just the headline. A software engineer in India was busted for hacking into his former companies database and deleting a bunch of information, so they would have to re hire him to fix it who? Left a Trillo. Somebody else figured out what he did. Yeah. Here he's really good. Sir Really Good. I'm going to cover the tracks. A Medical Journal has apologized for publishing an article. Calling young doctors quote potentially unprofessional for posting pictures of themselves in bathing suits on social media. Wait what? Doctors are allowed to be hot. Yeah, yeah, the in the videos hockey I watch. They're all. Journal has apologized for publishing an article. Calling young doctors potentially unprofessional. Her posting pictures of themselves in bathing suits. As long as you get the job done at work. What the hell does it matter if you're? Ninety percent nude at the beach right? Yes, go appreciates a good Thong. What's your mind throwing one on? Yeah, who cares or female? It's unprofessional. I was at the. Hospital. Many years ago. Dr Comes Walking in Khalil nearly free, bullet. Am I didn't? Really. Come on I. Know You're in Scrubs right? If we're some underwear or something, dude like he just let it all. Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, outlined and everything I'm like impressed. That! I mean congratulations for him. I mean got a lot going for you when you got a massive hammer. That doctor. You're making good money Clearly Yeah. You. Know? I don't think that's unprofessional. Man Like just what it away especially since you were there for an extension. Making me, feel about the way. The doctor dealt with pediatrics though. That's not okay. This is depressing as Hell Agai drowned in the Bellagio fountains on the Las Vegas Strip. How they do that, so according to the story, because actually read on this like what's because I said the same thing, but how does that happen? Guys, homeless and talking to himself, he jumps in. And at first, nobody did anything. He swam apparently about to the middle. And then started turning back, and he got back to about where he had jumped in, and then he started calling for help. And then hobbled this for a holy cow moments, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal. Somebody, else jumps in try to save them, and that person may have had mental problems, so that person did not drowned, but was incapable of saving the guy from drowning in nine one one was called. took him ten minutes or so to get there, and by that point, it was too late. Not Drowned I have to admit I just took for granted was maybe two feet deep team feet. Foot. Thirteen wow. So it's the deep end of a pool to the bottom Y I assumed it was I. Assume the same thing at LE- at least something that you get if you're five foot person's. Thought the exact same thing. That sucks. That's expect Corey. That idea. Shoot up in the air, a little surprise a little bit on the Vegas trip. It takes police ten minutes to get there I would think there's police ambulance. Away But Ambulance maybe but how about somebody that can get in there and help him or save him? Yeah ten minutes for police to say. I don't know man. Those are the. Sauce you. GonNa find a China. Sure a sperm bank in China is begging men to make donations because they're facing a shortage during the pandemic. Your stuff's going at a premium right now. Maybe, not your stuff, but stuff in general is at a premium. Thank you speaking of that stuff. This is I. I can't believe I'm about to read, but this is a real thing ready. The, Texas, Testicle Festival. In, Fredericksburg Texas is still planning to go on this Saturday. Despite Corona virus so good news for anyone willing to risk their lives eat lots of different animal testicles. The Texas Testicle Festival. That's the name of it Aka the Balderdash Bash. Yeah, that's. Yucky anybody have. Any point in their lives had rocky. Mountain I have and they're delicious. There's no chance. Yeah, are they really? Yeah, you'd never know like what are they taste like? Balls. Grisly sticky off salty. Legitimately gross falls or Gross they're. They're sliced thin enough battered and fried that you have no idea what you. According to a new survey more than half of. Americans say they're now more motivated than ever to finish their travel bucket list. Yeah, as soon as they opened back up. That's me man. That's what we're doing. With me though it's. I definitely have the non-travel cabin fever setting in I. Don't feel like anxious or cabin fever technically at my house, but just I feel like. I'm wasting my life cabin fever right so might quote travel bucket list isn't I need to go here and I need to go there and I wanna see this and I. WanNa see that I just WanNa. Get out like I'm at the point I would just throw a dart at the globe right now. I just got to get out and do something so I wouldn't even be checking things off lists. You. Tell me where you want me to at this point I. Honestly if I want to go someone's great book, It dot, whatever the soon as this crap opens backup whatever she wants to go. We're GONNA just want to start going somewhere anywhere. Before. It opens up kind of mentality. We've taken we. My wife and I were talking and she's like. Were you when this things all over. Don't you feel like it's wasted? If we didn't do some of the road trips that we talked about doing and like absolutely like I feel like we're just wait were. A wasted opportunity to do some of these road trips. That's why we went to South Dakota. That's why we're going Wisconsin this during this week, couple weeks now we'll go up north to with some friends to this cabinet and like let's. You can still travel. You can travel by car and a lot of places by car. Not Put up with your kids. The car, but it's a great time, and and really pretty inexpensive you can. You can do these vacations see things you've never seen before and do it pretty inexpensively because you're not paying for. For Air flights, yeah flights and A lot of places especially in South Dakota my goodness. You can get hotel rooms for thirty bucks a night. You know in some places you can go to campgrounds and Steve even cheaper than that so. Get Out and get out and see the world we can end on. This is the most depressing thing I've ever heard even more than a homeless guy drowning in the Bellagio funds. twenty-three-year-old guy in England, who recently wrote into a sex advice column called Dear Deirdre with a problem. He has a twenty two year old girlfriend. They've been together for over a year so again. He's twenty three. She's twenty two together for a year. They recently hooked up. The two of them and three of her attractive female friends, so this dude had a five-way. Lucky, everybody caught up. Yeah, I'm listening here's. To in here's the problem according to this dude. He called the five way and incredible experience. Yeah, but his problem is. Since then his girlfriend does not want to hook up unless the friends can join in as well, they have not had one on one sense. The group stuff and he's nervous that that's just going to be the problem moving forward. I can tell problem a bleeping. About this if she's not willing to give anything up and she doesn't want to do any of that on just a Tuesday night without calling her four friends. That's a problem because the not if those girls are on dial and we'll ride over, but chances are. Can't tonight not feel like it's not, but here's what this twenty-three-year-old doesn't understand. Here's what he doesn't get because he's too young right? The chance that he marries the scale varies more almost. Zero especially sounds like what they're into. They're not gonNA last long term. Well, he needs to understand his once every week and a half or two weeks of five way. is going to be worth the wait because you're not having five ways when you're thirty four years, olds so take your time have as many five ways as possible, and then in a year or to move on and get more consistent normal relationship. This is his five way window. Sounds like he runs hot though. It sounds like he has the ability to have four attractive female. Okay. Every every other week every two weeks whatever it is, but when you're when you're red line and Mike that he's redlining. That Piston needs to shoot. Okay, here's the deal then. I'm not advocating. Just sleep with other GAL's. During a monogamous relationship, but it sounds like from his perspective. They are except for permission with the three friends man. This is like a baboon with the chainsaw. Yes, Sparkle Fish! Don't sparkle muffin whatever. You GotTa let that Muffin Sparkle. My right Ben, YOU GALLUP! Thanks for. All your hands up there's a gentleman who works for the marlins verified account on twitter said he's waiting to hear. The twenty twenty MLB season will be cancelled. Nothing definitive yet, but in jeopardy seems to be the most texted term to me in the last thirty minutes so this somebody who works for the Marlins. He's like A. Guy Covers the marlins. Yeah, but he's a verified account. Yeah! Heartache radio, but can I give you one quick hot take, yeah! If. The baseball season lasted one weekend. Is this the end of Rob Manfred. If you had four months to get your act together, and you couldn't get a plan like an NBA bubble or NHL bubble if you lasted three days because the marlins all got coronavirus, don't you have to as an ownership group fire rob Manfred and say you bought this tomorrow. On the flip side of it the. has recorded a reported its use me zero cases thing with the NBA plus rate the bubble zero heavier. The bubbles had a couple of weeks zero positive tests. You have all your and according to another person who you know this is. John Hayman now eleven players have tested positive making it forty percent of the active roster. Of Twelve thirty are now. Have Kobe according in for my. So, what are the marlins doing differently than everybody else? 'cause there's some there is definitely a leak. In terms of protocol, right, something wasn't followed. Somebody did something they weren't supposed to be doing. And then the dominos started falling so that there might be a header that rolls for Miami, but again I I still think you've gotta look at Manfred and go. You had to have the safest possible plan because you can't afford to shut it down after a weekend man, you can't do that. You gotta finish this thing out. We'll. We'll have to and and again one team. I know that's a giant thing, but do they cancelled the entire season, right? That's my point. If the MARLINS are out there out, you screwed it up. You're out and they'll have to quickly figure out how you. How do you continue the year without the Miami Marlins? You can't shut down. The whole thing is one team didn't follow the rules and I. Mean it's the Marlins. Sankey marlins unser not a factor who are going to win life teen gain rights in that should matter, but you're right, it's. How do we move on without him? Then you're out right. Yeah, if it's the Yankees, it's a totally different set or album, but it's the marlins. They're not. It won't matter anyway. They weren't ever going to be on TV. Really GonNA matter. And you're right. It's not to say that not all these teams don't matter, but there is a hierarchy to the importance of of every Lee and. If the MARLINS get it. Maybe it's just. Hey, this is just a good case study that we can all learn from. This is a teaching moment all right? What did they what they wrong with this? Yeah, even if they had to shut their team down, and they figure out some way to grant winds, and whatever losses that. They figure out how this happened. What what to do next in again? This could be a valuable teaching moment for every league. That's that has yet to play a game. How does it work financially? Let's say you're a guy on the MARLINS. That's making good money. And now one of your teammates made a mistake. Now there's eleven or so teammates that have it and now your season gets cancelled. If I'm that guy, go well. I didn't test positive. I'm getting paid. This isn't my fault. I'm willing to pay to play. What do you do? You can't take my money away. 'cause these twelve idiots weren't paying. Attention or one idiot wasn't paying attention. There's going to be a lot of problems here. If a lot of the marlins season gets shutdown hand. Just tweeted a piece from the athletic. That marlins manager Don Mattingly said his team never really considered not playing, he said their best player. They're shortstop, told the media after that all thirty players discussed, the situation said Sunday morning, but said not playing was never our mentality. Manson belly hurt guys, so are there any I know this may be shouldn't matter, but does anybody have any severe symptoms? So they're all the ones that I tested positive according to what I've read our as symptomatic I. I'm the I think I read. Three of them were feeling sick. Whatever that means they did feel under the weather. Right now you put the phillies danger. Was European soccer doing. How are they doing that? Are we not getting the news that they have major outbreaks breaks on these teams like they've been playing for a month and a half to now, right? Yeah. That's a great point. That man, if you're rob Manfred, you're scared because you might be out of a job. and. They have the facilities to do bubbles with all the training camps. Originally whatever you want, they talk about Arizona Florida. Hubs Yet couldn't they do that? That's why it's GonNa. Come back on Manfred, right? If the if the non bubble format doesn't work team, start getting riddled with it, and you're shutting down teams or the season in general. You'RE GONNA look at Adam silver and say he put everybody in the bubbling at work. You'RE GONNA. Look at even Gary Bettman and go. He put everybody into bubbles and Canada and it worked the one that didn't was rob Manfred knew blue and the other one that is not. NFL Roger Goodell. Goodell has had more time than anybody. Kind of the thing is I, don't know. If. You can't logistically I. Don't know not logistically, but like capacity. Wise I don't know if you can cause the NFL. Just the support staffs in players themselves I mean. You're looking at huge rosters. Lots of hotels. Aw! I! Don't know how you create a bubble that big. You'd have to have four or five bubbles. At minimum maybe. Either way. They had the leverage time right because it hit in March. and. You know baseball was just about to start hockey and basketball. We're going. NFL had the most time to be ready, so if they fail again, that goes back to Dell. Ago. You had six months and you blew it. Yeah, that said a couple of weeks ago that it's a shame that the NFL PA the NFL hadn't figure all the all the agreements and stuff like that until just the eleventh hour. Yup, embarrassing degrees! Wanted to in the band. The. WORLD KEEPS SPINNING Archer Mornings on the final Monday of July twenty twenty, and what has been a well a hell of a year. Right before we went to break meets US Lambert reported. The following meets us. I, I reported hold on one second. Sorry man. That's okay. What were you reporting? report I basically said that seven new marlins, players and two coaches have tested positive bringing that number for the marlins positive test to thirteen, and there's a gentleman who has said that he is waiting to hear if the. Season will be cancelled. He says a word that he worries it here. I just had it. That's okay one of us. Bottom line is this. We went out to our baseball stud. Baseball Geek himself John Boehner, and he joined us back on the Opel for the second time today to comment on these latest developments, John Your thoughts. Well I guess the the game. Tonight's can be cancelled obviously for the MARLINS Orioles and. The concern is that the marlins players personnel have been hearing had been in adhering to the League's health and safety protocols right. So if can happen there, the question is you know where can happen anywhere? I, think what we're going to be is sort of a quote unquote developing situation. We're GONNA. Have to see you know is. Was this just contained within the Marlins? We've gotta see you know the they spent. They just finished up a three game series with the phillies this weekend, so they were sharing the sharing the field with the phillies for. For, three games. What is what is the phillies situation now? Are they going to have to all get tested? How fast can they get those tests back? Will they play their game? I'm not sure if they're playing tonight or not to be honest. You've also got actually. I think they were playing tonight and I think the The the Yankees just came out right now. The phillies are quarantining. Their entire visiting clubhouse staff after exposure to the Marlins this weekend summer tested yesterday waited for results Yankees. brought their own staff to Philly last night. So, they're checking. Yeah, I mean. The Yankees are coming there and now they're. They're walking into a clubhouse, just been just diagnosed with thirteen or fourteen cases. I mean I can't imagine that. The phillies and Yankees are playing tonight I can't imagine I mean obviously they already canceled the Orioles and Marlins Games tonight. I wouldn't be shocked if Major. League baseball just hit a full hold it Let's hit pause for a second and get. Everybody tested I think they're all testing. Every other day or twice a week or something? Anyway, that's an point could just hit the pause button and say what did we do wrong here? Right I mean you. and. I mean it's one thing to quote. Unquote adhere to the health and safety protocols. How seriously you take! Those is probably a pretty important factor right now. I can't vouch for what all the things that are going on behind the scenes at the twins in terms of those health and safety protocols. What I can tell you how seriously they have taken keeping. People away from the team. Right media just goes gets a temperature check before they go in fill out a questionnaire. Have you been exposed anything you go straight to the press box? You come straight back down right. The only interaction you have is with tier three members of the public relations department so tier one players tier two or people who work with the players, and like the public relations department at the twins sort been divided. There's only a couple people from public relations like Dustin Morris and a couple of close assistance that are two that are interacting with the players on a regular basis. Everybody else from Pierre Department doesn't interact with the players period. They ended up just interacting with the media. Right so I can say that they've they've been really good about. A dividing things out between the media, such the question becomes what happens when these players go home. If a couple of them end up. Going out and getting exposed to something they bring it back to the clubhouse. Will then you've got a real issue? And that's what we see, so we will see what this is going to be something. We're going to know a lot more by tomorrow. I would assume than we do right now. but alive is gonNA. Come down to how many people are testing in particular. How many of the phillies players ended up testing? How many of the PHILLIES personnel and the testing the tier two personnel from the phillies? Thanks, thank you John! BANKS CAST Tim. Spin. I just hope through all of this that that That they don't overreact. You know what I'm saying. I think through this whole thing we've. We've seen these wild reactions on on from all sides just. How we should handle this and how we should do this, it's like everybody wants to cover their own ass, and so they they wanna make these drastic changes, even though probably behind the scenes like they they need. They need to have a cooler heads prevail. You know really look at this. It's okay to maybe hit a poss- button, but I'm worried about everybody. Just being seen so knee-jerk these days that Oh, my Gosh! I gotTA. I gotTA. Worry about public perception. What what's that? That GonNa do for me. Just take a beat figured out maybe at the pause button and the baseball season doesn't have to be concluded by certain date. Does it sound like they're like oh? We have to for the world series by this day now I. Don't they have the luxury of just kind of like pushing back? Even if they wait a week like our every it pause for a week. Let's get retested again. Recalibrate and let's play ball again I would think so. Yeah! I think that's the right plan, yeah! According to a variety Taylor swift's new album sold one point, three million copies and just twenty four hours. Of It it's actually pretty good well. smashmouth begs to differ. Oh, smashmouth tweeted out from the band account. Taylor swift's album called folklore. Call Bore Lor. Oh! What, and then twitter exploded because you remember when Taylor's fans were pissed like. We can't let this new band tool. Take over the number one spot because the kids that listen to Taylor swift her so young. They didn't know tools been around for twenty five thirty years. So? They didn't want tool to be number one and takeover Taylor's crown or thrown. So clearly, they didn't handle smashmouth Sane bore lower. So twitter came back and basically said. You. Guys are just the Shrek band. That's pretty funny. They gotta do this soundtrack. James like mature mash mouth socks isn't boiler like your cousin? Yeah, it's your an right. No, that's shelly. No. No so it's Marin garlic and their MOMS boiler. Shelley's now. I. Guess Yeah Good Old Boy Lor. Taylor well. Yeah, it's pretty good. Album may of course. He was going to be a success right? Yeah, right? It's Taylor and I love how Kanye was going to release an album this weekend. No word on that. Let's wait. Yeah smart by Taylor's. Elvin broke the global record for first day. Albums dreams on spotify with a by a female artist with over eighty million streams. She's. Eighty million. It's good all right. we're back tomorrow five thirty nine Ben. We'll see you a week from L. C.. Guys we actionaid short. See later, everybody power back tomorrow at five thirty. Listen back to today's our trip morning. Show or here preview show podcast on the iheartradio. Or, Tefa, DOT, com.

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They Very Are - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

The Power Trip

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They Very Are - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

"Van. Listen out ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat. super-duper Nice. Go Neto. More. Good News. Feel blame. Are You mad Do you feel like? Vantage and France books. Very stitch. You Begin. And I'm just guessing. Here's some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of taken. None of or maybe too much. Today is the seventh day of July twenty. Twenty gone over by Chris Hockey here. Power morning show about the Tuesday. We're hoping to hear from Carly. We know Mark Rosen's going to be here plus a cast of thousands of bring you the power trip morning show, let's get it started with Brian. Regan George Carlin. Everybody gone by parents are great. You always wanted to experience different things. We spent a lot of time out in the yard to my parents were just sent us out in the yard every once in a while for no reason, okay kids out in the yard. Kirk Okay, What to do. Looking around you know, we're four years old. Come up with a good activity. Like sitting in mud. To. Whenever activities is making bike. Rams out. In Street. Because, that's where all the cards are. Put Cement Block out in the middle of the road angle, a piece of wood up to it, and he object was for one kid to get on his bike ride as fast good and see how high it could go, and that's as far as we planned. It wasn't till the I was flipping in the air. Now. We don't know. You hit a mailbox. We had a bunch of nine year old paramedics. We didn't know what to do. Get up there oh skits. What Japan. That was easy part. The hard part was being. The KID got sent in I to calm down before you dragon the actual banged up brother. Everything's I just want to run in at full speed and. Kevin. Okay okay, we don't like his right arm usually usually pants. Usually, it would ban like that. Okay it's not Ben in my dad right now. Whichever looking desk drawer, anybody's desk drawer and he does in the world. You Open the top flat middle drawer. Not The three on side. For the two that look like three. Desk is buying. The top middle drawers. Did. You ever notice always four cents in the tray. I take it. Moving around. A. Do this again. The power morning show Tuesday July seven of twenty twenty. Oh. My name, His name is Chris. Rocked Wagon Eagles. What are you talking about? It's Patriotic Man, what is it? you could pick a little. Bit In you say GonNa come out. Flag flying. Go get some traffic. Chapman routes ruled. Kick some ASS. Kicked little, S. A. I don't have to ever watch. It's always sunny here. That is absolutely saw. As bad as he would. You have the Improv in America Song. Almost exactly what? It would have sounded nothing search. Spotty Charlotte. Sure. Iran is up a little. Bit You. Was GonNA come? GonNa. Go. Some traffic chocolate roots kick some ass. Kicked little. A. He was pissed. People were trading on him, and he was sick of being tread on. Yeah, don't tread on. Have you seen that? Is the best right I love that show. Be Pretty! Good fifteen seasons out there about eighteen, forty, three, forty three, and started in nineteen, seventy seven. Yeah, it was before it was before. Yeah Yeah it was. It was still never silent. Convenient taxi, and it's always first name. Legendary for different reasons Schill sure sure I. It's Tuesday with. John Boehner should be here shortly with your coffee, right, you doubt. Rosie O. B. Here in a couple of hours. Be on the line because she's not in Saint Paul. Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, somebody's trying to keep us apart, yeah! We'll check in, okay. Claims. He's going to be back next week, but In Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh why? Her and what a? I mean. He's in the Eastern conference right, so he's headed to Toronto. Yeah? Man He goes to Toronto packed no. A. Man Go to Canada. Yeah, he don't want to get tread on. Don't tread on him. Zuqar. Hadn't been to candidate since I was like twelve. I've never been. Don't make no sense. Yeah. I need to go there, don't. Close I know. I've been I've been like I could've swam to Canada. In Detroit I'd drown. Yeah, you wouldn't have made it. Try Certain. Launcher. You! I hear Toronto is lovely here. Vancouver's incredible. Everybody raves about Banff Banff this sweet. That doesn't make. A lot of people that have been there. Batman sound effect I'm going go to a couple of places Cool? Fart I'm going to go to Thunder Island grade-point Great Point I've seen that show. Thank you I'd like to go to thunder, Bay. Also saw that okay. Yeah, you've been there I haven't been there. A lot of people have and they say a lot of bad things, but I didn't Wanna like trash thunder bay. Somebody listening yes. I know. That's the most powerful trait gun on the market. Got Her Mexico. Who? Is Cool. Puncture the skin of a rhino from my own. Yes. That's awesome. What. Point in the jugular man. Yes. Sean William Scott you're. Just MULLET! A? At a kid's birthday that old school, yeah! Why would you bring your? Rank will. Wiser Gun Burnett. Severe Fat. Kid's birthday. The animals get out of control. Manner Greasy. That's the best part of that whole busy. Followed the pool and isn't it like hello darkness my frown. He goes underwater right. Yeah, I think I. Think it's the sound of silence and then Sham, William, Scott Rescues him. And starts to give him mouth to mouth, and he dreamed that he's making out with his wife, so he starts making. Enough and then he throws them back in the. Maddie. Bowel That's all I got for the day, metoo. Shows. Good job gas, WE'RE GONNA go. Record, the, after party. PODCAST we'll be back tomorrow. Barack flagging. It's pretty good, but it's good that show. You get a Lotta Great Pitzer met show. I know he did tell Charlie. Um You'RE GONNA. Sing a patriotic song here and that was it and then truly. Impromptu. Favor yeah anything for you. About the. Thirtieth time. Over, the history departure I play the George Carlin Sound I. This morning comedy and I've yet to hear one. That was funny and you guys talk about how he's always. You believe he's the greatest comedian of all time. I would like you. To find one that is funny for me to hear sure. I'm not I'm being honest I. I he makes a lot of observations. But I never find one like right life for instance I. Played Brian Regan George Carlin. I Find Brian Regan. It'd be funny. Sure I don't I. Don't laugh when I hear George Carlin I like this. I go. Yeah, that's clever. Sure? You know what I mean Yeah Yeah, so tell me what I'm missing. Tell me what I should listen to step back in town. Yeah, back in towns, the greatest our stand up ever may one hundred percent accurate. That's the smartest thing you've ever said. The very beginning watch the first does fifteen minutes on abortion, his genius most of it. We can't here. We get fired for it. It's it's genius, but it is funny. It's both it's super clever, and it's unbelievably funny is opening line. You would laugh at yeah. You've told me it's about how. To do it with ugly women. I just I. Don't see that is funny. That whole ours ours. Yeah I. Don't know if I'm going to give it an hour, complaints and grievances. He goes on this like seventeen minute rant about stuff that he absolutely despises. It's brilliance. That's almost every standard especially. Has He just ripped ceilings that he hates? All right I'll give it another shot. One. Town. On Amazon Prime Reichenhall. His HBO specials don't. Think, it's yeah. I think the giant. Catalog. You'll love it, but in any video prime video. Yeah, I have a heart. And if that you'd pay for it. There was a time in my life and I could still mostly do. When I was sixteen seventeen eighteen years old, I could almost do back in town. Word for word. The entire hour watch did that many times. It was probably the same thing for raw or delirious. Right by Eddie Murphy for you. Everybody, General? Thing sounds like sauce and I just got a couple of years apart doing the same thing I couldn't watch. Yup, back in town by George Carlin enough. Especially the first fifteen minutes I could almost do it word for word now. Yeah, Hey, you want do his first. Sauce. Commoner doing stand up in Fargo you already need an opening act? You got fifteen minutes of material, but I can still fifteen minutes brown word for word Yeah. Does that count right? I mean you guys are stealing money. Why can't I write? Spending stealing money. You guys probably noticed. 'cause timelines were flooded the initials game. The first waiver shippy incredible went out yesterday. Right so like I don't know forty five hundred or five thousand people are getting it in the next forty eight hours. And the Paul Lambert box was found the one where you know kidding. So the person was super pump, but you know it's. It was two hours if you signing. Meat Sauce meats asked me. Anyway, my name by destiny's child came on and you signed. Up Opting it What happened? He's like I signed my name which sounds so ridiculous that when you're doing an autograph signing you sign your own name writes a mistake, but. At that point, that was the only one that you would done yeah! then. You even said later that you think you might have accidentally a second one. Yeah, we ever confirmed that you accidentally do. To there's at least two yeah at least two. How many times did you screw up? Then there was one guy that posted. What appears to be sawed. Say You. G. 'cause they're like. How long into the autograph process? Did Sauce so lazy? The last two letters of sauce? It looks like it's a S. Very solid he looks doesn't like Lazy. See like SOG. So, someone has the sidebar. Box! And I believe the Paul. Lambert boxes have been found. At least one of them has yeah I. Think the the fifth one and Argentina was a hoax. Though yes, that's looking yeah. Woman won't be long. You want to cool about this song. No kind of does it have to do with? Jar. Char no, your cousin or something? No, it has to do with one of my friends though Oh get the typewriter bad. Start the song owning your one of your friends GonNa. Make the buck. Yeah, we'll see. This song. is about the cadets at citadel going back to school? And my this, my my best friend Jeff Gardner went to the citadel. This song is about. This is about Jeff Gardner No. No No, no, he wrote it for Jeff Oh. I'm does not work out, but no for him, but it's about him, yeah! It's about him about him. Sit Okinawa going back? Do you think the girl? Sorry. If the girl who wrote set fire to the rain gets confused when she goes to the citadel. Thank you anything else about the gardener I should know. No, it's just yeah, is he? The one addicted weird porn. That's every one of sauces. John Chris Sale. Filled one. Weird. New Saas isn't that you're the one weird porn. Char Lar-. Zach halverson. Yes, that is. Right they live come up. COMPA. Is. Over there or is our lar- wish I was big. Day Yeah! Same. is on the way we haven't mentioned czar that mashed. maxed bill have you dull tour. Max Alter. Max. Between, Maximum Zach do either one of them. Understand the reference. Zach shaking your head, Max. I've heard the name. Wow. An older so weird because I. Don't feel old at forty. I really don't. But everybody does this right every generation? Does this like? It's hard to be in a world that exists where people don't know what Zoll Tories. Then movie was a giant deal. So Google since a fortune teller machine. I've seen sex world. Thanks! Durance? From an iconic ninety eight I think film. He, the one of the guys in the movie was nominated for an Academy Award. Man Look at this latest from big. Big This lady six nine, don't the Lakers have an open roster spot? Our. Six foot. Man What model where you. Know I just I was on FARC and She's from Chicago. And she's got I. Guess you've got like the longest legs. The side of. Manute bol right r.i.p. she's literally sick. She's big. Huge. The movies, Zach halverson and Max have never seen zooey swing a bat we Max. Who in Zoltan. Aktar. Czar Lart I already forgot. I can't confirm that's where we saw Max. Youtube video. Exactly. At sex where somebody put a video on Youtube of it, I don't know. God bless I'm GonNa be stuck on the fact for the next three hours. A Youtube haven't seen the movie big which blows my mind is. One of the best movies ever that includes a kid's dream coming true and statutory rape within the same to ours. Going very donnas on the soundtrack. No kind of It's an adult woman with a very young boy, and then she looks in her rear view mirror and sees them walking away and. She drives right into a bridge embankment. Straight into a group. Remember there. John. You're a little meat. Age Did. you start feeling because for me. It's the last two or three years where. Especially being around Tommy Olsen Zach now max right brand like this younger group. They're only like ten fifteen years younger than me. But they are is they are ninety years apart in terms of references. It's crazy. Yeah, I would say there was about the early Thirties early thirties. Yeah, it's crazy. 'cause you don't feel old in your thirties and then you're talking to kids that are just but just so early to mid joining not old in your thirties. You're not close. To thirty thirty year olds do is complain about how old they feel right, but what I'm saying is when I hear deck you twenty, five, five five. About Twenty, five twenty, six, twenty six. That's fourteen years. Never seen the movie big. They name this band. No I don't think so. I don't. This ever hit, I know I don't care this band at all. It's this. This a huge hit. American beauty's a dynamite record. The live stuff. A Paso. Anyway Zach hasn't seen jaws. He hasn't seen big hasn't seen essentially any Christopher Nolan movies. What are you doing with Your Life Zoltan? Server Ari. Also very good. Yeah, that's my list here. Both of my kids told me they'd never seen the first two spiderman movies the ones with Toby Maguire Maguire. Actually. So much they actually said the first thing. I said Yeah but you really. Number area. And I thought. The father of I been seems like it would be would have been in my wheelhouse. RIGHT AS A. You mess. Get the. Kiss Man! Kissing Cursing Dunston the rain, yeah. That's very chilly. Shirt is not dry. Is something else? Yes, she certainly is. De. Bitch shows. Max loved the. Movies Hilarious, good building. There's only one person on the history in the history of earth. That liked the second one yeah. Yeah, right. Sarah. Not just more than the first one, he just light the second one. Yeah, I don't even care if you exactly compared to the first one just the fact that you saw and liked it blows. My mind likes it more. I don't know if I like the more, but I liked it a lot. I like things man. It's fun fun to like things. To hate things. Like that. I like picking side, loving or hating. To, hate yeah on twitter on the time winters assess. Right right. Now. Having, a strong take is fun either way, right? That's why I feel really weird about being right in the middle of the road on that air, fryer. It's so weird how you don't have an opinion. I think it's very okay I went to bed last night. kind of feeling off kilter because you don't have an opinion on it. Yeah, and I need you to be either hateful or said. You gotta get. One he did. Why? You're just got us that. Yes. Now, and I said well, how does it work? It's it's fries the air. Why would I need it more than an oven? I have in oven. You just gotTa get one. I haven't for three years collecting dust. So I cracked open, tried it. Was Fine. You're right just bought one. She. Does Sport Buddy Than Hawk? Jets your air fire sitting in a box? I'm sure that I do. Probably thrown dumpster. One for Kim for Christmas. You got the dumpster that you threw out a brand new stuff away I. Tell You one thing and I think I, said this on the on the on the party, but I have definitely giving giving away a lot of clothing. To the goodwill that still had tags on it. That your mom given clothes and she noticed that you. And Bad. Again I. I love You Mama I. Thank you for thinking I'm a medium. Very much for that. You're the only person in America that does, and I think Kristie. Handsome All right front page sports is next. There's not a ton, but the news that we have is kind of giant right. There's like two or three big stories, and that's about it, but that's all right. One of them's the twin schedule. We can talk Patrick Mahomes and a half a billion dollars. I'm going to ask for the same kind of deal. When we go into the next. Contract negotiations here I'm going to ask for a half dollar. The next time we negotiate our podcast that's. Race, OH, every time! Everytime John John. Return with us on the fan. Patrick morning, showing six oh five almost. We're going to get right to the sports section of the show. Because John Bonuses here and he's so excited to talk about All things sports I mean he's just pumped right now. Time now for front page sports presented by Ryan. Dec- criminal defense thanks Ryan Cossiga Criminal. Defense. Were very excited for you that the baseball schedule is out. That definitely has to take a backseat to chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, getting the most lucrative sports deal in American pro sports history. It's. You know when it's all, said and done potentially a half a billion dollars. Guaranteed money in the Hi four hundred million range, but it could top out slightly over five hundred million. It is a ten year contract with the Kansas City chiefs. So then. Forty five in fifty million dollars a year give or take. Worth every penny. Is the best player in football it includes something like four hundred seventeen million guaranteed mechanisms, which is basically the team guarantees Patrick mahomes salary year out. If they don't pick up the guarantee, they have to cut him. That's a ton of cash. Yup, straight cash on me at good for him man. He's the best player in the League so that kind of a deal if you've got if he gets really hurt. Like You know career ending her thighs. Tenor Bridgewater hurt. There was insurance. There's one hundred forty, one hundred and forty one point, four eight million dollar injury guarantee. So. There's your answer. Yeah, that's. Have thought that the former twins pitcher Pat Mahomes. would be birthing a half. A billion dollar athletes called it. He did your dear did. Homes was okay, right? It's a decent place. How many years have you player hockey after dozen? How many years they played here on Earth Yeah No. Longtime of? Mortal much as the Sun Right. He played for Tummy. Saucers Aker, Max, somebody find the career. Earnings for Pitcher Baseball Pitcher Pat Mahomes Patrick Mahomes Dad. I guess. Sure. Did He make twenty million total. No. No I would say ten million ten to fifteen million. That's your guests. I'd maybe 'cause the. I believe Darren. Revolt tweeted that Patrick. MAHOMES IS GONNA. Make the equivalent of one point one million every nine days. We'll say ten million. Nine to eleven million this website that I'm looking at it, says two, million, six, hundred, Fifty, eight thousand. Two million is entire career. Wise all reverence as of the two point seven million. Are you nuts? I mean it's getting Patrick Mahomes is GonNa make that in two and a half weeks. That's insane. Did you see that so awesome? The staff from somebody named Rob Sarah on twitter. Pat Mahomes. His Dad was teammates. Bobby Bonnie in nineteen ninety. Nine. The mets will be paying Bobby Bonier four years after Patrick Mahomes. His contract expires. At Bobby. Gas Yeah. It's a great bit. But again think about it I think, wasn't it around? One point one is what Bobby Baena gets every July first. Patrick mahomes gets at every nine days. What we get for the PODCAST. Yeah, one point one dollar every day, boy, you don't get that. Light gotta be. Pile on and get Chris going. So Anyway Patrick Mahomes. Wow. Insane right. Yeah good. Deal, I think all the other people that are sitting there waiting for contracts going well now. That bar has been set even though he's the best player in football. You can still use that as leverage. Say Hey, we're not looking for Patrick. Mahomes money we just want four hundred million shot one five hundred bucks to Shawn Watson trending yesterday because. You know yeah. We now cousins deal looks like a bargain. He's almost half as expensive. Yeah, correct, no I would say. Patrick Mahomes is twice as good, but still and I'm a big Kirk guy saying I'm pro Kirk, but Patrick is the best yeah. Crazy. Baseball is back in John Boehner. The twin schedule is out at is correct. Really excited? They've got heavily heavily leans towards playing your own division for the center. We're going to see. Two thirds of all the games they play versus the central. The other one third of the team is going against interleague games versus the central. it looks like the twins have a little bit easier schedule early and a tougher schedule late compared to the Cleveland Indians, how many games against the Indians they play ten games of the unions, which would be the equivalent of play twenty seven games versus the Indians in a regular city. She and the good news is. Seven of those games are at home. They are they help play seven games at home and only three games on the road. That's just seems extremely unfair. I can't believe in balance that out. Yeah it is kind of unfair to be honest with you, because even though people think of home, crowd is our home field advantage does about the field in baseball. The homefield advantage is being able to bat last. that's a significant difference. Fifty four percent of all in major league baseball fifty four percent of the time that the teams the home team wins forty six percent team times the the road team win. So that's the equivalent of like an eighty seven win team facing a seventy five win team. When you get them at home. If you're both five hundred, it's a it's a significant. That's a good team versus kind of crummy team. I caught Jiro logic and all that and our last bit here, gibberish. So it's. It's a nice about the Cleveland has the advantage in that? When they play the nationally, they get to play the easiest team in the NFL. Central few extra types in the twin cities. They get to play the pirates, so maybe that balances out a little bit. Who are hideous? Pirates are hideous. Every win or loss is just about the equivalent of a sweep right just shy of three game difference, every single win feel gigantic. It's to be nuts going to be be cool. I mean on top of the fact that you've got only sixty game schedule, and you also the fact that because they're trying to Kinda pressman time time you've got a lot of games in a row for a lot of teams Cleveland starts out with Seventeen Games. I think before their first off day. So they from day one, they start the seventeenth straight games. The twins have stretch where they play thirty six games in thirty seven days. A game of stretch of sixteen to day off to a stretch of twenty, and then meanwhile they've got like three off days in the end of September. and then on top of that you've got the whole thing like sometimes. Somebody's just going to be sticking out for an undetermined amount of time. Maybe three days and might be. A month. And that is just going to be going around watching this snow. Thing is going to be interesting because he's got no symptoms. He feels one hundred percent normally just waiting for ten minutes. And then meanwhile you've got players who get it and they're like serious. It's it's they're showing bad symptoms and the team has warning people. Yeah, he might not be back for month I love that they end their season with the first. The reds graduate. I mean everything's and that while the twins are playing the reds for the last three games of the season Cleveland, playing Pittsburgh. Yeah it could be a thing where I think the last time the twins play Cleveland is sort of middle of September. At after that series it could, if the twins find themselves behind, they could have trouble catching up as Cleveland's last week and a half is pretty simple. The NHL and the NFL PA agreed to a new. CBS extension and the NHL season they've also agreed upon will restart on August. First Training camps a couple of days from now training camps July thirteenth they will travel to the hub cities on July twenty sixth. No official announcement yet, but again it's believed that the Eastern Conference will play in Toronto the Western Conference like the wild will play in Edmonton and the story this morning says they still believe the conference finals and the Stanley Cup finals will also be held in Edmonton. Goal Zach like a month ago is hub cities, but then they wanted the Stanley Cup finals to still be in the two cities that made it. They must've scrap that weeks ago. Saying that's not. I. Remember. Being talked about it. It sounds like I mean this is the amount of work that they're putting into the hubs Hobbs, the literal walls that are being built, and and to keep that the players in there for for months at a time now I mean that's it's it's going to be. Unbelievable the see, I mean the idea that players are going to go in there, and they're not gonna be able to leave this like two or three block radius for months on end well, some of them are gonNA play three games and go home depot. True lucky and they use crazy. You're three or four games of them right? Who are the lucky ones are the lucky ones that people who are three and out or they? The ones I begin. Imagine you go to like the Western Conference finals, and you're there for two months you. You don't even see the Stanley Cup I mean. But. I think it depends on how much you hate your wife right right? That's just what I was. GonNa say. He's awful problem at home. You're like I'm going to be gone for three. What we got swept, you had to go home. Damn it. All I Years ago, but he can't stay home because he thinks this is. So good. I don't know Dwight. Howard said he will join the Lakers for the NBA restart. He wasn't sure lost a handful of weeks. I guess he's been kind of on the fence. He also said he's GONNA donate his approximate seven hundred thousand dollars that he's going to make for the rest of the season to some charity that he's. 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It is the one of the holy trio of movies I can't believe I'd never seen one of the other two of the three of them. What are the other ones I top gun? I'd never seen I haven't either. I've never seen it starts at finish I. Don't think you're missing much. The Bible scene is terrific. Isn't that a bunch of dudes topless? Let now. What were the ones number? Two was purple rain. That's the never regions 'cause I was seventeen years old when. That was really dumb. I really regret not saying that at the time. And John Joss? Wow I was too young, so we were just looking up, because John talked about that. Because Zach's never seen jaws, either and it's on his little twitter. List of movie needs to watch. And then ONA says he's never seen it. So I just looked up movie showings of jaws and Minnesota Right. And according to showtimes, Dot Com Columbia. Heights is gonNA. Have it in a couple of weeks east grand forks I think. Has It this weekend? Mankato I think has at this morning. But it's back in theaters as theater. Start to open up when there aren't a lot of movies to show jaws is one of the movies they're showing. So if anybody knows local. Theatres that that I didn't name in Columbia. Heights East grand forks or Mankato's showing jaws Columbia Heights on. The. Way To do that. That's great according to this the next showing his Monday August third, Del problem. I'm there seems like a long at seven thirty away. I've been waiting. Thirty five years. Almost forty five I can make it. Make it another. Team seventy She's a I forty five. Yeah, forty all. You're not pretty old. One thousand percent that is the movie I've seen the most in my life. and. It's I don't even think it's close because it used to be on USA. Network, all in the nineties. Becky not the nightclub. They would run jaws marathon. It'd be jazz. One Jaws to holy crap jaws, three right. That was the one that was in seaworld they. Liked that a picture of a shark crashers through glass without moving, it's the dumbest seen in the history of them. And then Josh. Josh four, the revenge where the shark follows the brody family down to the Bahamas. Physical Michael Cain. It's just so ridiculous. Some people just wanted to eat the world. Real good, thank you man. Came what were you doing in the Bahamas? kapiti would. He was getting after Manchester Brody's wife was man. She's brody. Yeah. Nickname for the shirking shark follows them. Nice. Yeah, I know. You know what does doesn't make. All the way down to the Bahamas just for revenge, it was called jaws, four jaws the revenge revenge. The SHARK WANNA revenge. How Dare You keep blowing up my shirt? Killing all my family members, I'm going to kill his family members, you know. They know where people like if somebody gets on a plane, sharks know where that plane's going I. Guess Banner Standing Travel that they know the flight number they have can. We know what? People are on. Man What Is the second one any good great? The second one's okay. It's great, didn't Spielberg Spielberg direct the second one, or was he just a part of the second one? Who does he play the shark? Yeah, he plays with the baby shark. Director. Some no, he did not he second one. Part of it though. Hey Zach well. They're looking at that information. We tell me about the keywords. Thinks time for shots. Put a grand in your hand with our national cash contests, Sexy Keyword Smile to two hundred to enter at smile, the two hundred, two hundred to enter standard text message and data rates may apply. For discussion on JOE's. Smile Mama's teeth. Zach going to go watch it together. We're going to take out the heights. That's do it. Seems like a pretty cool looking theater. Any reference to spill. Jaws to I could've swore he was a part of its. Jaws one actually, he directed well that that is for sure. But I thought he was. At least a producer on the second one, but he's not listed here at all. maxine jobs right. Yeah, actually have. You Seen Purple Rain. No I haven't seen enough. Sitting in my draw has it has a physical copy of bit I still haven't seen it. To see its jaws. The one where those kids go out of the sale dug out in the middle of the ocean. Okay I've spent my entire life. Thinking Spielberg was part of the second one in October of nineteen seventy five Steven Spielberg told the San Francisco Film Festival. That making a sequel to anything think about this. is just a trip cheap carney trick and he didn't even. To producers when they asked him to direct jaws to, he claimed that the planned plot. was to involve the sons of quint and brody hunting a new shark. And he said. Yes and He said he didn't want a direct sequel, because he felt that he had done the quote definitive. Shark Movie Yeah Da Yeah. It still is forty five years later. The only shark moves masterpiece. 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You should know exactly when that was. Is your filter. Great with that. This the sun ripped I. Hope you just accidentally had the heat on. That would not shock deady on. I hope we hot. Yoga Yoga's just absolutely trolling you. Out. This is. That's a Yucky subject right. Our budd dwyer that killed himself on TV. Shot himself. Nobody said before yet. No. Trump said. No, that that's for sure. Sucks. Take, my picture Oh. I would've. Before. Now I feel like I'm taking pictures of. These guys hawk. Not In public all. Those charges were dropped. With your band. For Aspirin might have. Dumped out. Didn't you see that filter has been avenue? ALMA mater a song out thoughts the prep a couple of weeks ago. And once you guys, you know something great. Zach before you do that. Chris, a quick mission for me. Sure in our prep service I heard something about a new Tom Morello song I I hear new. Evanescence Song that assist okay and then maybe filter. We gotta do a quick music roundup and see what we're missing. An prayers. That's what it's called. What is it thoughts and prayers prayers, and it's a new song or out New Music Music video for the track are check it out. For what really matters when we come back I'll play the new Morello and the new evanescence sounds. and. Can I tell you got something a landmark moment? As we speak right now. Getting entered car. Go to her first day ever of work. Abigail Hawk. Yeah the learn to make coffee for you to. Be Stopping by twice on the way home. and. Give out how you've taught her to spend money. Yeah, I don't think she's going to be a saver. Make it and. It's going to be. Can I get cash back? Yeah? I argue that is as good as mine. During the interview. When do I get my first page? In advance I got credit card debt. Free. So Now. Good Morning Everybody Morning Show Six. Forty four John Boats him Tuesday morning carly, by Oval at some point. We think Mark Rowsell definitely be studio. We'll play filling the blank a little bit later in the show as well. Get into what really matters and everything. was just talking to maximum Zach about the fact that. John Boehner Snyder basically the same age and then Korean saucer, basically the same. And then Zach Max, basically the same age, and there's a huge difference from Zach and Max to me and John so every Tuesday. I'm asking them to. To, come up with things that like last week. Maximum about bumble I'd never heard of it before. I mean I. Thought it was a character on Rudolph. The red-nosed Reindeer. So they're going to come up with things every Tuesday for us to know about so we stay young. We can live right over. Zach told US everything about only fans. Never heard of it right Max on the after Party podcast last week broke down basically online dating bit specifically into a couple of dating APPs. and. The absolute disaster that is online dating mine, Yeah! I like it though learn so. That's what we're GONNA do. Haven't and if they can't find anything you know the. I guess we'll just we'll keep moving, but if they have something every week that that'll keep showing we. We would appreciate it because A. Public Service. Today we're. Brought to you by our friends at cultivated CBD Thanks cultivated CBD VEGAS. Thank you so much. All right. Patrick Mahomes. Is GonNA, make. Four hundred seventy, two five hundred million dollars over the next ten years from the Kansas City chiefs, a ten year contract, the richest contract, an American pro sports history surpassing Mike Trout's. Good for him. Homes. He's the face of the League man. He's the best player in the league super. Bowl Champ Patrick mahomes. What really matters though is this Tom Morello. has done a song that features. Bloody beat roots! Shea diamond. And Dan Reynolds. Dragging. Really it's a song called. STAND UP! And it pretty GD hard goes a little bit like this. Shut. Everyone. Volvo. took the system. To. Yeah. I'm so tired of this. 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Blog back throughout the morning show I love doing miss. The song is called plots. Prayers actually buy filters. Brandy felt. School. Got Some. Cafe. Plastics? See Access. To. Another day. Just another day in the hairballs. Is that what he said Hey lab? But it's another day in the eight land hey. Nice so Indiana. Come out of rock. Music Right now oh, lives on anger. What music? Comments on its times right. It's supposed to be. Biscuit do twenty one years ago, but we're GONNA. Get a happy rock song ever like. I mean. How do you do a filter? Happy Song, he said Hey man. Nice shot that was. To Take My. Yeah. That was being polite. Remember this? Please take my. Awake on an airplane, right? That's happy is really been for most of his career, Richard Patrick Right and his name Richard. I LIKED TO FILTER YEAH! My GRANDPA's. He preferred unfiltered, which your grandfathered lucky strike, Yep Yep. That's right San Strike at me my grandfather. But two and a half packs a day. 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The outpost ever heard of it. And I'm in the next room in every time somebody shot. He Goes Rosie. Get you some Zach. Please get. On the show. All right. I just want to say. Come. Get on. What's the with the cigarettes? The Bret Michaels update. Have we made any inroads with getting? Another Rodman. I'm trying right now. We're just your that. Doesn't he have a guiding book to promote I gotTA motive I. Guess We're not who the hell is publicist. He'll go on like podcasts. W. Won't go on this. Here's the problem publicist Bernard Shaw. Hard to get. Tough break! I know. How TOMBA's two jobs. News with Chris Hockey presented by by your credit unions. Walk. MINNESOTA has set a new goal when it comes to Corona Virus Response Bonus. state health leaders announced on Monday they WANNA get the daily increase of coronavirus cases down to about two hundred eighty three. that he about five cases per one hundred thousand people. Minnesota's current daily increase in cases is about seven point seven one hundred thousand people. I don't know that's a lot of numbers. That I read it. But by what four hundred a day and we want to get down to about two hundred eighty. That's right. Yeah, okay. WHO! A person is seriously hurt. After a crash involving a male clinic ambulance in Saint Cloud. Police say the ambulance crashed with a car near Ninth Avenue and university drive early on Sunday morning people in the ambulance in three people in the car sustained non life threatening injuries. The driver of the car has life threatening injuries. Everybody careful I was watching. Yesterday at an ambulance go by and I was. Watching the it was in the other lane, come in towards Reno and the amount of confusion by the other drivers around the trying to pull over in a construction area it. It literally looked like a cartoon. Normal just at various can be get off the side of the correct. That's your best option. Just don't try to race to the next light. Race through the next line. Don't try to get an also. Here's the cool move. Don't follow the ambulance through the light when it turns red. You don't have the right away. I've seen. Have definitely seen that there are people who use amp ambi. I can't say the word now. It's OK ambulatory ambulances like a lead blocker. Behind, it and go good line. That's a good one that's from die hard. With a vengeance. Today. I can say I could see. That's three. Makes you sound stupid? It's a good analogy. You gave me no credit, but mocked me would sound buttons. Genie yes, idea, Corey, are you? Got! One wish one of us. Would like to grant you exactly three wishes ago I would like it. Can come back to me. That's what. That's. Okay. Right you wish number two which is. Forty billion dollars and That's a good one. In which three. Air Conditioning. I would like Corey cove to be nicer. Everybody knows your first wishes. I wish for unlimited with. 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See I'm so I'm worried now you're gonNA find a genie's lamp and not know what to do. Start voting. A man arrested after a reportedly shooting at a NOCA- county sheriff's deputies in Spring Lake Park. The SHERIFF'S OFFICE SAYS Steve becic fired seven shots at authorities during a more than five hour standoff at his home on Monday Besnik was eventually arrested using tear-gas. Base Besse was previously arrested after another standoff just last month. But he was released after posting fifty thousand dollars. Bond seemed like a good idea at the time. Seems like an appropriate user to your guest. He's having a rough run. Don't shoot at the police officers. Good idea! I had sheriff's office says it saw an increase in boating under the influence ideation this past fourth of July weekend. Thank you. The sheriff's office says it ticketed six people on Lake Minnetonka, but could've taken it six hundred thousand. The sheriff's Office also says that issued nearly two hundred verbal warnings. Over fifty total citations and took seven people to the hospital. Probably too much drinking. Yeah, I'M GONNA guess. They made their way back out there. Soon as the old IV bag was empty. The FDA approving a corona virus tests that can show results in fifteen minutes. Remember. We talked about that'd be great great. It'll be used with another diagnostic tool at more than twenty five thousand hospitals across the country. The medical technology company behind it calls the test, a quote game changer for healthcare, workers and patients get the game changers at. Seventeen thousand dollars apiece. Ten of US can afford it Becton Dickinson plans to make more than ten million tests over the next two months, and at least two million weekly by the end of September. Progress. Is it really showed. Know Probably GonNa Guess. Big Pharma Man. Right so worst adventure. What does he knew slings drugs? which by the way did you get the guy, some steroids or not? First off I'm not GonNa say if I did or not on major market radio. To be arrested Do. You WanNa cut. Copy. His. Shoes I said cops three times. I know didn't do radio. You. GD! A new wish. I. Said cops three times beetlejuice. Metropolitan Police in Washington DC. released details about a man died in a fireworks accident. Investigators have identified thirty three year old victim. who was holding commercially made mortar firework above his head. When the base of the object adjusted downward after it ignited. God. Do feel. Like the plastic. Body! Doesn't the open to the song sound exactly like the opening of the night. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah. WHAT OBAMA BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BA! Great. Had Gone Whoa sorry about that man? Man should ask the genie for. Protection against fireworks but you. I'm sorry. I didn't ask for multiple right because that would be a waste of a wish, right? Please let one of my three wishes. 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But the bullet ricocheted. Do. Cross back ler. Bruin. Deputy say the golfers expected to live? Looking into possible charges for the shooter. But it's Wisconsin and they can't find anything illegal about it would kill the gophers. Man. Great Movie Man How about that out golfing in dudes, trying to shoot a woodchuck. Have all of us seen caddyshack. And Max Heaven I have yeah Max. Hockey you I have. My, house, I have. Yes. I have it's brilliant. It's maybe the best sports movie of all time speaking of sports. Oh. Well. It's because you heave cried well, Duh? Rounders John Sorts. Movie All Time Miracle. The, Minnesota twins. Oh, by the way. You're GonNa make fun of me. I'm not trying to a bit I. Have a lot of information that I have to get out, so please be patient. That's my third witch Asia. The Minnesota twins will open their twenty twenty season. Are you going to talk? -burse, the whiteside in Chicago on Friday July twenty four John Boehner he was about the split some rhymes. Action. I. This is. That correct though. Because I've always said versus. Is Is Verse Effort Director. Of course the Indians, isn't it twins, the twins versus the Indians. I don't know if you can use both I don't know either I'm not I'm not I'm. I'M GONNA assume you're wrong, but I'm asking because I. Don't know that you are right. You might be right. I had to bet a lot of money. I would bet against you. I wonder if you're right I. wonder if you can use both. Oh, because versus like. Like converse bringing together so so the twins verse the Indians is not a thing like if the twins and Indians were together. Technically. They are either by yeah. They're against each other. Verses! I couldn't even get through the first set. Well words are tough, very are wow. You really. Charles Charter. Challenge? Hanging Anyhow this is John Boehner's tweeted this yesterday from. July twenty eighth to. Second! The twins will play thirty six games with one day off. The season will end September twenty seven versus the reds. Patrick mahomes signed a ten year four hundred fifty million dollars extension that could be worth four or excuse me five hundred and three million dollars. The extension includes a one hundred and forty one point, four eight million dollar injury guarantee as well as a no trade clause. It's the first time in NFL. Player on this large deal. It's the largest deal in sports history. It includes four hundred, seventy, seven, million in guaranteed. Who Cares about any of those? He just signed a large contract. Board yourself. From somebody yesterday today on twitter Pat Mahomes. His Dad was Ta- teammates with Bobby and nine, ninety nine, and the mets will still be pain. Bobby Bony a four years after Patrick mahomes extension ends, and the NHL agreed to its new players association thing, and it will start August I that should be in my body. That's weird a lot of people. I mean that's about it. There's more if you want me to keep going. Last year why not NFL GM's and head coaches were told on calls yesterday, according to Tom Palo Santo the start date for training camp should remain as scheduled later this month, and you like shut up on it. All right John One more segment s all right mark rose in about twenty minutes now, carly booker will check in. We hope from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. This is the power trip morning show. On the fan. Time for a shot to put a grand in your hand with our national cash contests text the keyword. Thanks, that's thanks to two hundred, two hundred six thanks to two, hundred, two, hundred to enter standard text, message and data rates may apply. Please, I don't. Really. Could send in a few. Minutes. JUNE SERAING! Back to the power trip morning show, it's Tuesday July. Seven Rosie and carly right around the corner John Bonus, but since it's your final segment, let's quickly talk baseball for those who aren't listening almost two hours ago, were about what a little over two weeks away from baseball returning two weeks from Friday the twins first game two weeks from Thursday is the first Major League Baseball, so they opened up against they opened up against the Chicago White Sox at Chicago three game set versus the white sox and they come home. They come games with the cardinals. BIG FOUR-GAME SET versus Cleveland was again like it's mathematically. It's so fun with the sixty Gamer. Because if you theoretically get swept. That would be the close to equivalent of an eight or nine game losing streak, right? During this season, and you are in huge trouble you cannot he i. mean you've got to take care of business versus the teams that you are going to be competing against and the twins at ten games versus Cleveland this out of the sixty of they played, that'd be the equivalent of playing them twenty seven times during a regular season, and it's important that you if you go seven and three in those ten games those that's four games that they've gotta make up against the rest of that schedule, so the NBA. Most of their season and then get shut down with about a month ago before the play-offs same thing with the NHL Right, this is a start to finish weird one right as a as a traditionalist. You like the one sixty two year I get it Europe Guy. You have to be super excited for the just uniqueness in weirdness that we're about to see. Highs are going to be higher. The lows or below is going to be a roller coaster. It's never email or not. Oh, yeah, are you more pumped in a normal year? Because it's so weird, I mean essentially you are starting the season pennant race. I mean if August I. All thirty teams were tied. For that kind about what we're jumping into right here. So it is going to be the pennant race of all races here, and now on top of that, you are mostly playing the teams in your division. You're playing directly against the teams. You get to compete with for the Division Win. And unfortunately for the twins. If you're competing for a wildcard like you don't get the division, not twins have a little easier run for the wild card than say teams in the Al West or the are Ale east who have to play not only you know they're not only did the Tampa Bay. Rays for instance have to play a bunch of games versus the Red Sox the Yankees. They also have to play the braves, the Phillies, the mets. We we to feast on the NFL Central in the central. It's GONNA be Great. Give me the the number. One reason you think last year was not a fluke and making repeat it this year. I mean I guess I would say you have to take a look at the offense. The offense was unbelievable as your. You had a number of hitters. Really breakthrough and they're young fairly actually wasn't likely to be a Lotta flukes, and then they added to it with Josh Donaldson. This should be a monstrous offense and then. They've got they've got the looks of a solid pitching staff to support this year would end, and frankly also give you a third reason. Bullpen looked so much better than it did last year, so it's It's exciting year. An exciting something like sixth or seventh in terms of favorite in Las Vegas. Aren't they in that sixty? Sixty game schedule last. I think I like Fourth Oh. Wow. Teams, would you put off the top of your head? -absolutely put the twins. The dodgers Yankees s dodgers Yankees Astros are the only three teams that are probably ahead in terms of their right in that mix right behind those. and. At the beginning of spring training back in February. That was ball delis message to t which was we are great. It is time to accept the risk and the challenge of being great. Yeah This is a team that should. There should be no team. That should be have a better chance than us, so let's go do it. How lucky are the Astros at this season is going to be super different than we all thought it was GONNA be. Yeah! I mean that was the story. It was a it was a story with legs. It was the story of the first four weeks of trading. It was what was going to happen. The Astros on the regular season begins. How much are they going to be hit by pitches CETERA and now nobody's really talking about. Although you know maybe once the season starts and people start pelting astros again. It will become a story again. I don't know we'll see all right. Anybody else have any baseball questions for John Before. We just listen to his monetize podcast. I should just the Lancers monetize. Gas is going to be recording in about twenty minutes Oh really. Weird going to be going to be breaking down the sixty game schedule in detail. Check yourself featuring dot, com slash just a buck. You said Monetize podcast. You're not I'm sorry I miss her. Do you know there's a there's a Ron Burgundy podcast you can listen to. There's also a story but finalized. A couple of A couple of people missing in Alaska. Listen to their stories about that. Yeah! I heard lots podcast. You can listen to on the iheartradio network. We advertise them from five thirty to nine every single morning we're trying to do. It's not gonNA work. I'm not going to get fired. Damn excited because we are old, but not Zach and Max they are young. And Max has got something that he thinks we should check out and it's coming up this weekend. Max You are young. Tell me something young people like. Well, young people and old people alike low violence, and that seems to be true. It does seem to be Juan UFC two fifty one is this weekend? Mas No right, yeah. That sounds beautiful. You want on fire island. It's finally Happening Island Aka mortal combat. It's finally happening in Abu Dhabi. All month, actually having events starting this Saturday and then all throughout the month. Actually a perfect storm for the you have C.. They had three title fights, headlining, UFC, two, fifty one, and then the the headline fight was Kamara Roseman defending his welterweight bell against Gilbert Burns Gilbert Burns tested positive for cove nineteen. We're going to keep seeing every sport as as they come back, but it was a perfect storm for the because mass dollar, massively popular fighter, extremely just incredibly skilled fighter. I think he's fought. The most fights ever without getting a title shot forty eight fights. Fighting in people's backyards for Kimball slice not. The first time you ever fought. He was in a drive through at McDonalds. And Kimball sliced new from the neighborhood. Call them, said Hey, come through and fight and he. Cut His chicken, or whatever came through and just two dudes behalf cool. And also you've seen him before. He has the record for the fastest UFC knockout of all time. Five seconds he ran in with a flying knee took the doubt it was over. The head like that. Second months of training and then. Done second, so yeah that WHO's been hate each other in real life actually almost got into a fight at the super bowl. Backstage tons of be words, words and words, all types of stuff gene, and so yeah, they the word all. They didn't leave any amount, and they really genuinely don't like each other. There's nothing that needs to be hyped up for this by. Everybody's super excited for it. excited. But I must be honest with you I've kind of lost track of where I can watch the UFC wondered. This fight on ESPN regular, or is this pay per view? What's going on Hannity on ESPN plus the preliminaries will be on ESPN regular. ESPN plus the fight card starts at nine o'clock. But do I own that. Plus. Your. Plus package with. ESPN. All. Right good, thank you. That's awesome. See Zach gave because he's young. You're talking to. Zach, do you have anything at all? Sure? The more details are coming out with the IPHONE. Twelve is GonNa look like this fall. Four iphones are coming. As big as six point, seven inches sauce. So it'd be, the biggest iphone never saw as small as five point, four inches hawks. Like an right right, yeah, which is good because I got tiny hands. Tanny. Get a flat edges and sit around and so easier to hold. And so if you remember the iphone four nine five back in the day, those it's GonNa be Kinda flat at there so and just the details on the screen size. It's going to be the biggest update in many years for for the IPHONE. So if you're looking in the market, a baby, update your phone. I would wait till the fall. September October somewhere around there and as far as we know the because all the the Kovic stuff hit China so. That the the manufacturing. Facilities over. There aren't going GonNa be as effective as it was looking like it could have been so we shouldn't have to wait too long. That was a hoax. Right? Actually. No, it wasn't it. WAS NOT MR president. See, what happens when you got the youth? And they come in and give us youthful things. Thank you. Thank you. You're the youth gone wild, also breaking news to. Mark Rosen has an iphone now. I don't know if you heard. Apple stock is plummeting. Is. A is it a flip iphone? It's an iphone three. Guys Jon We're all excited? Feel your excitement and We're excited for you. Thank you. Let's play some baseball. It's a summer. I've noticed in playing baseball, but I'm grab. They're playing baseball, so you can watch it. I wish we could go do. I wish you could go to the to the stadium and have a bomb of juice. I wish but white. CHEESE CURD AT target field. Yeah, you can get him a quick trip. The cookie dough is good. How great is that really good pieces of cookie dough genius? From quick trip. John Bonuses Outta here twins daily Dot Com. Twins daily Dot Com twins daily Dot Com Carly Zuckerman Mark Rosen join next, and then in the eight o'clock hour we'll do headlines and play fill in the blank. This is the power trip morning. Show on the fan. Missouri. John Literally in that commercial break just tried to explain to me how to do a Rubik's cube. Did he know how data? He knows he just doesn't know how to do it. You know what I mean like. He understands the concept. I can't even get there you go. If you go online, there are tutorials. Basically here are the steps you need to remember, and then you can do it. There's like a starting position. You twist the CU Cuban to a starting spot on one of the six sides. And, then you just basically follow those steps as quickly as possible, but you have to memorize a bunch of steps. A bunch of steps. That's something I can set my sights on. Well! That's what I was saying last week. Maybe I'm just going to say I know in the big scheme of things. That ain't GonNa get me anywhere more. Dance my career. It's not like I can take a Rubik's cube to a bar since married anyway and go. A ladies want us to is is tricks I memorized forty seven steps like it's not going to get any thing for you. Except for the sense of accomplishment, like yeah, I know how to do a Rubik's cube. I. Don't Stephen Hawking to. Do. You just got to have a little work, ethic and memorization skills. It's not the end of the. Video on Youtube of a gentleman. That does it in four point two two seconds. The world record is yeah. It's crazy it's. Their hands are moving i. think he almost faster than their mind can think right? It's just all. Muscle memory at is proud is so much. They just know exactly how you're supposed to twist it I. Think when most of US learned how to type I don't know I mean back It might be actually which I had typing class me, too. Did you have it in school? was called keyboarding keyboard. Pires we didn't. Know I've already asked you right now. Type the letter, D! Where is it? Yeah I. Don't I just did it? I don't know exactly. That reaction. That muscle memory. You just sit at a keyboard. you start typing I did forgetting obviously we've all done it, but I couldn't tell you really. You know I know our. Fingers work at liberty brains takes over your mind keyboarding class F, said disarray. keyboarding class, we always got to listen to music. We get to listen to radio during our keyboarding class while we were F- F- space yeah. It was. It was music and. At the time, this is like you know early nineties. We weren't allowed to listen to rock stations because Mr Woods said those were just a bunch of screaming longhairs, weren't they? That was that was like well. He's right after the Beatles and the stones we to listen to like classic rock or pop, because hard rock. Was Screaming Long Yes. Laurie Lambert and I were discussing just the other day. just typing class. We took typing class wide, because all the girls and you guys got high required to. Well, we were required. This is about how chauvinistic we were required to take shop class. My shop class the girls half the tecoma Mak right. Can You fix? The house stupid right like I. Would have loved at the time of wait. I can't take a cooking class because. The woman's can always Cook Jeez. That's going on. All Right! That was the woman. Is Carly there? Well. Jason. Eight o'clock on us. What if what if you? Say I know I'm supposed to be a man who yeah and fix cars and learn about what's under the hood, but what if you just had gone to a school guidance counselor and said I. Don't give a rat's ass about cars right? Don't give a rat's ass about cooking. Look at the ratio. Please put me in that class. The one guy surrounded by thirty gals that are cooking I want to be in that class here about gear heads right? Well? Check, that would serve you. Look at sauce he's. He knows how to Bake Bake Pies. Air. I. I don't know why well anyway. Weeding Your Air Fryer. I sure does. Get Higher. Baked all right. Now. News. Choice presented by. Accessories. Mile Rosie. People were God. Dang pissed. What's that? When the vikings signed, Kirk cousins to three year eighty. Dollars. How can you pay kirk cousins? Four million dollar hearing team money. I walk and. I think people the time that would that had a little foresight, said this them. Three years later, they're mostly right. With. mahomes being the best quarterback in the NFL, we get that when he's making almost fifty right in kirks right around thirtyish right now with the extension, maybe a little more than thirty. That's not a bad deal. For the Vikes to be in the KIRK COUSINS CAMP WITH THIRTY MILLION DOLLAR PRICE Tag, not when repair I it is when you look at the value of that position and discussing this yesterday about not having that franchise quarterback, lot of teams have franchise quarterbacks. That haven't translated to success. You'd think of Matty Ryan at Atlanta guys like that. Are you know are really really good Philip Rivers? Guys have been around a long time. never had that taste that six ultimate success we happen to Dan Marino. Mahomes did and I. Don't know how there's the crumbs left for the rest of the team, but I guess they have to figure all that out with a how spread out over these ten years, but I love this reporter. Seventy seven million in guaranteed mechanisms. What does that mean as opposed to money I have that guaranteed mechanisms mahomes? Has, the ability to have outs. If the guarantee mechanisms aren't exercised no trade clause. Yeah, yeah, well. I mean wow. You wonder what the ceiling was going to be. He set it. Holds a twenty five and five twenty six hundred students. Yeah, hold you know his dad, you remember. I've interviewed a bunch of times news here I mean it's it's weird. Because the two the two little kids running around in these parts when they really low kids was for young young Patrick Mahomes when his dad pitched briefly in for the twins. And, then little guy named Pete Manning running around Winterpark with an archie was here the Viking sue for a year and a half. What about a little guy named Larry Fitzgerald? Little Little Guy. Then I remember him. I'm you know hanging out you saying like camp, but I I think he was already like ten or eleven years. Peyton manning running around wildly I have to do the math. There's nineteen eighty, four, eighty, five so i. don't know what you're. Pete was born, but I would say yeah, because because Archie was here that one year I. Don't look it up at. That time. Was Born in one, thousand, nine, hundred, seventy six. Pete was so have been around six seven. Yeah. So there you go richer than hell. Yeah, mom. Bras, the genes are there. Yes, as they say. Oh, my God I wonder if these new contracts so whether it's back to Shawn Watson clearly. Patrick Mahomes if overtime people let the KIRK cousins deal. Go because there's still people that are. They felt from day one. They just didn't want him to succeed because they just thought we overpaid right. He's a free agent, right? Eight overpaid and they needed a quarterback right over. They supposed to do when I got a super. No one's claiming kirk cousins is Patrick Mahomes no one? No, that's ludicrous I mean it's it's insane, but you. You have a tap. Water back for thirty million dollars. Think of the bears among other teams just happens every single time. A situation like this emerged bears took trubisky an over over mahomes a Lotta. Watson Watson Right, so they had traded up. This happens. You can go down the list all the time with the. Yeah, every team pretty much has done it with certain players that you know you look at it. Go Man! How did strike out on? That? One ought to be miss likings, an Aaron Rodgers twice. Guys have done it. Yeah, that's right rose right. By the way Nice ric flair haircut. Thanks, I appreciate you very. Many, many ric flair over there, man. Oh, man, appreciate it, so I can I sit. Here cut when I dyed my hair blonde I was eighteen years old. Maybe the process now is different or maybe I. Don't remember when you tweeted yesterday. Was All purple. This son of a bitch. Die His thought you did I say? Convinced. You had purple hair and then I saw you this morning. That's not purple. That's his blonde as yet get get. Yeah, no, for some reason I I'm about becky could tell you, but like it's yellow until you put the blonde on it and it turns a white, and that's kind of what I'm going for. I don't know man. I was looking at pictures of myself with gray hair and I was like I. Don't WanNa look that old yet, not yet. Not yet I think he looks like the blonde. Your beard that color. Your Dad. He's not yard Kim's your beard. If you. Don't go near my dad. told, me that My Gosh. Like here in Fight Club. Right. You like right point. Zach Czar House to like it. That's what we call Zach now by the way. Is that right? Yes? Zoltan! We're doing the MAR-, Gar Lars? Mix. That's what we were thinking so ziltser mixed with Dr Lars. I'm very confused, but whatever and we know that. Y! I share. Not. We don't know where carly she was supposed to check in. On sure maybe maybe mantra she will, it's. Early out there. Laid out there. A little bit of course we come back again. There's not a lot of sports, but mark the stories that are sports are big ones. Yeah, they sure are the twins scheduling, pag, moms and stuff like that, but in the eight o'clock hour headlines play fill in the blank. Bark rose joins. Maybe Carly sucker joins us at the power to morning show on the fan. Rosen's appearance on the fan this morning presented by the greater twin cities, Honda dealers is power trip on the fan. Eight o'clock hour powerchip Marshal Tito to right now. It's a matter of fact mark. Rosen's how we're not sure what happened, Carly. She, prayed drunk I. Mean it's it's nine o'clock in the morning out there so? But when she checks in for our are filling the blank segment. We'll today. Rosie, yeah to see your face buddy absolutely every week. I'll say it again now. You look like you should be writing a harley that. Get their. Pepper Beard of yours is working for me. I like it. Thank you, thank you. You're very welcome. To out get. Week two weeks now. You're! Nordia. I'm not good at beaming and and. Yeah. I. New original was new order correct? Yes, the new order did the original this cover. But it was a big day on like one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety eight. So the Vikings, Laid we'RE GONNA love. This band was hurtful. What's? You're right. Season the most fun I've ever had covering this football team. Rosie characters on the team. This band was mostly a one hit wonder. Band is named for G odd. Asked me the questions wondering if you knew that he would tour the country with them, no. Concerts. Advertising I'm here. Where is it? Where does this music and Now. We had the ALLMAN brothers lava lamps. By the way Rosie you Max. Hi Max maxine. Definition of one thing, you were talking about Oh. Yeah! I looked up the what guaranteed mechanism. Okay, okay, and apparently it is a language in deal designed to trigger a guarantee at a particular date and time Oh. That's why Abbott put that Mike Track. Quandary about that I didn't understand what that meant asked lawyer Lambert. Interpreted for me. When do our podcast guarantee mechanisms in? Here we go boy opening the reveal. Can we get them? Until we careful heart bird, a song called dreams digital. That wasn't that bad either stitches was a decent saw. They had a great song. For free. Beautiful Anyway! Especially you hawk. Beautiful! Thank you. Thank you. Need time for fan five brought to you by builders and remodelers, safe builders and remind. Her mouth through the best. Practice we just talked Patrick Mahomes. Let's start somewhere else. About the the NHL The NHL news help agreed to a new four year CBA extension, and they also agreed that the NHL season will restart on August first training camps will start on July thirteenth that's. Six days away, and then they will travel to the hub cities on July twenty sixth, no official announcement at least as of last night, but it's believed that the Eastern Conference will play in Toronto. The Western conference like the wild will play in Edmonton and is also most likely that the conference finals and the Stanley Cup finals will also be held in Edmonton. Seen are all these four out of seven series or the three out of five to start with. The start. Yes, start with. The plans are so explain to me. What do I. Have to call you know. Czars are large are. When will this? Finals played. What when will he be old? Disappointment. What do I have to call? Shells as to what is your name? SAR? Learn! Twitter handle. The Stanley Cup finals would be when I think over October. Yes, and then this was the next season start while there's times that could be the winter classic Twenty Twenty one over at target field, so that would be the start of the season. Nothing confirmed, but how the hell scooped that man. That'd be interesting. I was wondering how long. Break there would get after then so there. You go well good news. Glad they got signed sealed delivered. Let's hope it all works out for him. The twins schedule is out as John Boehner two weeks from. Friday, they are up and running right. They they open on a Friday right, and then I'm looking at right now sixty game schedule. Ten again. the-in seven at home three on the road I just mentioned to whatever his name is czar. Interesting because I asked about the date of the Vikings packers open, which is September the thirteenth Sunday that same day the twins are scheduled to play the Cleveland Indians, but could very well be a very important game as become down the homestretch, imagined target field US bank in the likelihood of no fans in either either facility, and for for day like that, which would be bonkers because Cleveland game starts at three thirty say the tune. The Viking game starts at noon. You know what a doubleheader imagine. The bars, yeah, well magin sixty thousand some, and it would be an ninety seven thousand people that aren't going to be there but that's. I guess we take take the game's over nothing so that that's that's the situation, but yeah, it's going to be out here. John Bonuses while I agree and it's going to be a fun stretch. The role in. It is going to feel like You know a a sprint, not a marathon and You know I think every game we'll take on countable. Heightened heightened interest for baseball. Dwight Howard of the Lakers that he will rejoin the Lakers for the NBA. Restart after a couple of weeks of sounding like he was on the fence. He also said he's going to donate his approximate seven hundred thousand. That, he's GonNa. Make the rest of the year to his charity Nice. Nice big of them. Yeah! So it hundred grand at this point, right because Sounds like he's been on the fence for a couple of weeks right over the weekend we saw David Price. Is a big time. Baseball players opt out a lot of other like I don't know middle of the road. NBA guys middle of the road baseball guys have opted out, but again the biggest rumor that's still floating. Is the trout one right? Wife's pregnant niece. He may sit out the season. I don't know if that's still hovering or. Wasn't he? Isn't he? At he's camp. Angels canceled as he's there. He's trying, but you're going to go through I. Think he's he's kind of the poster child for a lot of those. That's an individual decision, but I think other decisions will be made because of Covid I mean. In terms of how these leagues are going to respond when the positive tests arise, and they will and I, just a matter of how to each team. Each everyone's independent. What's happening in Arizona's lot difference? Go happening in Minnesota, and if teams are traveling all over the place, it is the wild wild west out there with everything, of course, the big picture. Period, but in particular with sports with since we're talking about that. No one knows the answers to these questions right now. How the leagues in the teams are going into handle all these situations come up 'cause they will. And of course, Patrick Mahomes signed a nearly half a billion dollars contract. A ten year. Deal Shaheed the Kansas City chiefs. Just we just mentioned my trout. Surpassed Mike Trout as the largest contract in professional. American sports history. Unbelievable. Yeah, it is again I. I think what you crunch the numbers of when again you mentioned the cousins signing how that affected still still has an effect on the vikings, overall salary, cap, and white player or player be whether it's an everson, Griffen or Pay Sewn saw can be to Ford. All these people are the chiefs can afford. They got a star studded cast. I mean they're. They're ready to go for. It looks like you know for the next. I don't know how many years they're loaded, but they can't keep everyone because not this year. Certainly next year is going to go I gotta get mine and I'm Outta here. So that's going to happen. They know that but new. Keep the essential piece of of what's going to be your future for the next decade. and he's in not even what twenty six years old. they struck gold with Patrick Mahomes. Sauce and anything else that miss important and I really no I mean basically the NFL GM's and everybody keeps getting told that training camp will start on time, even though there was the story over the weekend that the NFL PA wants zero preseason games. Yeah, that's yeah! I mean that's. Brian Again I I think the two preseason game schedule is the perfect number we mentioned last week. It gives every team a chance home and away to figure out how this is going to work in Rhode World Right right more than just the player personnel situated right. It's it's. How do we get everybody there and back safely? And what's the protocol for the rest of the regular season? Families need a trial. Run such. Just it's. It's also the support staff is as we know, it takes a lot of people even without the fans base to to run a football game, and to get the support people in their medical people transportation. How do you dress? Rehearse that unless you play a game and it's not finalized right? There's just no okay, but they're going to. On. The other thing too, is I. Bet we'll see a lot of stars not go. They. Don't want to risk it. They don't want to risk. Kirk cousins possibly at a hotel or for the preseason guard. I bet it's just the D. squad going. On some level. I think it's the same thing for the players right bail. Most need to go through at once. 'cause right cousins could get corona virus in preseason game number one. Couldn't he? Just as get it in regular season game number we. We just talked with the Packer Gadsden same bullets that week. Leading up to the packers game, all the focus will be not so much just on the injury report, but coming out will doesn't test positive this week. It's going to be that way every single game correct. Well said all right. That'll do it for spice. Yeah, we got more than enough or I got a million headlines. Anyway so why don't we come back? We'll do headlines. We'll get all of the headlines out of the way, and there's a ton of them, and then we'll play a film blanket like thirty minutes. Good I'm very excited about it. Yeah. I love that occurred. Be a great, did she? Do we know where she went now Navarre? Yeah, probably the ball really and. For her Jason's at practice, the kids are all at home by themselves sounds. She went straight to the border. It's ten. Am there I don't know? Okay. But you know before we get to break. May I remind you that quick trip is open right now. I. Love Quick Trip, man. We had some some cookie. Dough bites that Zag got from this morning. I stopped by this morning by myself. A Ham egg and cheese croissant. They get everything you want. They got the best the best coffee in that group. Go coffee at the best price. It's delicious in today's Tuesday seventh in Tuesday's seven check this out today only ripped sandwiches of dollar forty nine. They're delicious their fresh. They're right out of the oven there. 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Now listen to this stop. I assure. Don't get No I'm not I'm good with the. Peace with it. I have not I. Know I can tell no, not at all. All right. Now it's time for. Is. Here's some headlines Ed Rosie. If you've been to the Louvre I, know him have have been rosie you have to. It reopened yesterday after being closed to the public since March thirteenth, everyone has to wear masks so half. This country won't go. And there's also a specific path. You have to follow through the museum. I. Don't like following the path that I- Kia. Go they pissed if you go against the grain, but there is a path to follow and mass. Of that Pesky issue of not being able to fly there right now. They're get they're. Open. I just drive. Drive a boat a Bachelor Party in Austria. Mate. Ended GonNa guy held a baby viper up to his mouth and shocking. It bit his tongue. Oh, no, not that. Hockey's into that. Party has viper at a bachelor. Anyone Ryan Donaldson goes to. Remember Saturdays for the boys. Where's one get a baby, viper? A pet store. Viper Mama. Played thanks man four. PEOPLE WANNA conscious. Actually I up? Four people want to contest held by youtuber named Mr Beast. To See who could keep their finger on their phone? The longest? The prize was twenty five grand. But after more than seventy hours, the recital four contestants left so instead of giving one twenty five K.. He gave the final four each twenty thousand dollars. Keeping your finger on. You're telling your phone anywhere as possible. They lasted seven hours. No, there's there's an APP. Okay! It was basically it would. It would show you the time, and then you. Would actually vote since as to how much the winner eventually should get. Obviously, it turned into twenty thousand for everybody, but yeah people were. Doing it for streaming it for sixty hours A. Little. Weird about this whole. My mom always used to say. Keep your hands off Mr. Beast all the time. All the time. You. Talk You, too. I'm pretty sure. He got to look more like a baby by. A call backs. J. M. smucker company. The past recall, the line of Natural Balance Cat food. Natural Balance Cat food Because it could potentially have a deadly chemical in it, not that. Very. lilacs. Pat So, you could get natural balance cat booting just poison your cat or you can do it. Chris did and just leave a door. Why would you do that? He did I can't what he did. Moose went by by well. Chassis would walk out my door once in Awhile Albert. Chats name is. Chad! Many years a couple of years ago many years ago. My Dad's says. He asked me to give you. Love Triangle you have need help, yeah. That's for sure. The woman in New York City. Who called the cops famously on a black guy who was watson has been charged with filing. False police reports misdemeanor tough breakdown. Karen's. Orissa her life C. followed that it's much worse than the actual charge of misdemeanor. The have that. Follow you every. Oh you batteries. Fire I think she I think she did. Yeah, it was then it really did. Start Start the whole care and thing I, think he. Dipped down absolutely man every day. There's a new one. That's incredible. Those Two idiots that were painting that black lives matter how `bout that mural on the rose. Yes, I loved those new. Chelsea Peretti's tweet about that. basically if I don't know if you saw the big giant black lives matter in yellow that painted on a road right at. Home cities across the country, but this one I have New York la and she took her look like your husband or boyfriend or something took a bunch of black paint, and started to paint over the top of it, and people were yelling at her, and filming him yet and Chelsea Peretti from Brooklyn Nine, nine on twitter said. Bet. Roller is so small. She's GonNa, do five hundred hours of work in. It's going to say black lives, matter and I think she had like like. You're ruining your your painting over the letters. We can still read it. You Idiot and I love the fact. Is that her husband with her? I think so he's not helping. He's just he's a supervisor. He was just filming and telling everyone say wrong. Aw! I was wanting because she's doing all the work. There is no racism. There is no oppression got he's that far got. They didn't do well was not. Mazda ridiculed the. About half the country. Police in Phoenix. This'll be. Police in Phoenix shot and killed a man who was sitting in a parked car over the weekend at the cops say he had a weapon, but say he didn't in might have even been sleeping. Six! Weeks depressing, why did I bring that up? Why did that bring that up? How about this people just are continuously. Not Bright. Some employees at a Jimmy Johnson Georgia had been fired after they made a news out of dough, and pretended to hang each other from I I saw this video. What idiots just serve everywhere? I mean the AC is dumb, but then the goal of being a what's film. This people find this funny, even more dumb. Just stupidity disappeared I. Think of all the dump stuff that happened before again. Right, but all the salmon endlessly criminal stuff that happened before we had, but that is a great thing about social media. Well now there's all these people that are posting this racist stuff. No, but then it also exposes them as racist. And Idiots it's like Oh, I thought that guy was kind of Nice. Oh, I didn't know he was a racist gray. No, so you can help the woman who walked into the hospital and with what she thought was a broken finger, and she got mad at the hospital staff because they're all telling. Put on a mask required. It's required to walk in the hospital. She's thinking she's doing. Everyone is service and she's exposing yourself for. She thinks she's exposing the hospital. Making, do I can't believe in a hostile hospital all place since they just looking at it like you. Know Slam your your finger in the door against replace. Charlie's tyrone blue. Is it fair in? Do, we know I. Don't know who cares. She's beautiful. Settled down. Rosie don't settle down an. Awesome Furioso in Mad Max fury Roy Film. and. Furioso is getting her own spinoff, but it's going to be a prequel. So Shirley's is not in its because it needs a younger actress and she's not super thrilled about them I don't Labor. That's my wife's middle name by the way you know that Charlene. Three Oh. Okay. Yeah. I would never say that on the radio. Are you hitting that loud. Oh! She's the nicest lady. Luke. Air Family members was kidnapped. Would you channel your Inner Liam Neeson's from taking and do whatever it takes to rescue them. Outside of the laws, because a new survey asks people. Survey people, they would be willing to break the law to save a kidnapped relative. Check this out I sure hope so. What percent of Americans say yes? They would break the law to save family member. Oh. Pretty High. I would hope. But, I don't know visits wtrw sauce. This isn't they're not saying. Would you murder? Rate Break The law ninety, five savvy kidnapped. Ninety percent. Yeah I'd say I'm in the minority, but I'd say that ninety to ninety three percent sauce juicy this. Yeah. You did Max take a shot I'm going to say less than fifty percents. Matches the winner. Forty percent say yes. Thirty eight percent say they're not sure about that and twenty two percent out, said they would multiple choice thing for breaking the law at sure what that constitutes i. M going through Red Lights to get a more yeah. I have my limits. And this is the most Zach. In Saas story combined of all time, but if you. Mosque on twitter. He tweeted about how Tesla's GonNa start selling short shorts. Their bright red satin shorts with a small Tesla logo on the front with s three x wise. It looks like sexy with a kind of back he. It's written in the test lafont. Right across the but the price of these short shorts. Sick. Don't tell me sixty nine point four, two zero, the extra zero, because as this story says Elon Musk is both a millionaire and a child. I love that guy. And you know why s three x y right. The brilliant, so they came out with the Tesla models and he's got four Tesla, models. Model S model. Three model acts and model. Y, so when you go to the website, says Sexy Sexy I. Love this guy. I never noticed that sauce. We'd really. The! Netflix show dead to me has been renewed thirty s final season. Love that show set good on really good. Yeah, third and final terrific Christie. Yet it's very good. Is that Card Deli? Linda Yeah, she's Great. She's great, great news ozark coming back and yeah, that's. Good show. While who saw midsummer? You didn't know. Kevin Mcdermott did but what? The Lady Alexa Alexis Alexis. Here's an yes an odd movie worst film. She's ever seen disturbing. Scary not that. Lawrence Hugh from midsummer. She's great by the way is in the upcoming black widow movie, and it sounds like she will take over as the new black widow from Scarlett Johansson in the moral universe going forward. She also looks like Florence. There's a she owned little women Raya Great Town. There's this right. There's A. Black, widow spoiler alert, but you know whatever. I won't give it away. Oh don't do that well, thank you. Hot pockets were originally called Chunks stuffers. Hockey out a few of those in Colorado Hope. When they debuted in the nineteen seventies. That's not really news. It's just in my prep service and I thought chunk. Steppers was incredible. And last, but not least You guys know the year of the year. The phrase seven year Itch, of course of course. In your seven of my marriage Oh, wow! The seven year itch now is attached to marriage, but it used to be attached to scabies because before they could be treated. That's about how long scabies. The seven year. ITCH was legitimately itching for seven straight years. Thank you, you're welcome I. Thank you, so it's not necessarily a metaphor. Mirror. Chance. scabies. Way More likely. He was a tough stuffer. When the March. took. On the fan. Come on everybody. Archer morning for final segment for the day. Rosie's here. Morning and heard a single word from Carl. L.! You might have. BEEN KISSED ARE WE HAVE A. Lovely! Segment called, and why coming up in a moment decided does get to you guys. Story for years wound. About. A lovely lady in Russia. Quickly we've all heard that Billy Bush is a huge fan of the office. Yeah, right just this morning in M E. Published a story saying Billy Ilitch is going to be taking part in any new podcast about the office entitled an Oral History of the office featuring Ricky Gervais Steve Carell embellish. How? Powerful chairman. It's bad ass. That's pretty cool. Don't forget Reggie Javale's made two very brief cameos on the English English. He was the whole English version of the American version. He. Did Not know that one of the Col- cold opens. He ran. He runs into Michael Scott. By an elevator as he's playing David, Brent and he runs into. We they both think that the other ones hilarious, though like instant friends, because they both think they're the ones a genius. They both laugh at each other's jokes and. Ricky Gervais basically this. New Job openings. Let me know, and of course they didn't switch like information or anything like that right? But a nice little cameo for the Garrod created the whole guy thing well. How much money he's made a ton. British version and the American version I'd bet a billion. That's a lot of money. I don't know man the syndication rights. It can't be a billion where we would have. Home here, yeah! When Kylian Kendall when they hit a billion, you hear about in the news. My guess is Ricky's not a billionaire. But I bet it's it's gotta be hundreds of millions right a bit. Rakija vases worth two, three, four hundred million dollars. La. The today at work as has easier north of one hundred million before taxes through syndication sales alone on June, twenty nineteen comcast paid five hundred million dollars to have the rights for the show beginning twenty twenty, one leaves not flex some yeah. Where's it going? Is it going to peacock? Where's it going? Yeah? All right. Thanks for the Info. Love it. It's time for everybody's favorite blank billing game show. Fill in the blank with your house. Crazy s hockey Zach Nice job as always. I appreciate you very much. It's eight forty two. It's a Tuesday, not a word from carly. He will not be winning this week. Hell, I don't know not a word, not a word. texting with relax. You Bet you were well. Ask some work to do with her. That's all Rodgen your center renewed or not. Just wondering. Is there any chance? She's on the phone with their lawyer right now? That's why she can't call. The Bowl Once restraining order thing. I don't know what that means. Is that right? Yeah for sure on a little bit. I think you've well since she's not here to play a Max and Zach you both can play as well I love when Mex- please. act. Stations. You by your first name. He gets so confused. Sometimes you start throwing around here because you see Max. Rosie gave one hundred bucks. Rosie walking Mexico's right this way Mr Vassileva. Number one when we breathe through our knows, we always inhale more air from one nostril than the other. What yeah no idea and it changes. Every blank minutes so one nostrils more dominant than the other little changes every. How many hells? Obscure question, it's interesting though right. I was wondering. Ears as well because sometimes I can hear better out of one ear than the other. What might want to get that check? Every how many minutes does the the dominant nostril change on your knows? How this can be almost anything? It'd be no two minutes or seven hours. I have no idea I'll just again. It's minutes of minutes. A. Question to. The Wright. Brothers first flight occurred in the year blank. The flight or Li I, D flight the flight. Oh my goodness. Number three all. Number three today is oh. Jim gaskins birthday. One of our favorite comedians. How many years old today? Well I saw you did YEP. poopie! Mike, Ninety, nine percents sure I remember that I read. All right sorry I. Get that one right. I think I have it though. For? Ringo Starr turns eighty today. The drummer of the Beatles. And, two thousand eighteen had his net worth estimated at how much shawn. Ironic, right two, thousand eighteen ringo. Starr, who turns eighty today. They said his net worth was blank. A sense of how much Right. Knowing yeah it is. and. Number five. On this date? In nineteen, sixty eight. The yardbirds broke up. Well, they had a bunch of gigs on the schedule, so Jimmy page started a brand new band. Keith Moon said that bad would go over like a led Zeppelin giving him the band name. Keith Moon was the drummer for whom. Nineteen psyche sixty eight. That's right, yes. I think I got some good questions day. One Right? Yeah, really. No kidding. Okay, okay, good good good. All right here. We go back to the answers here. We Got Rosie get to go first. Number One. When we breathe through our nose, we switch back and forth nostrils as far as which one takes the most oxygen. That's which is every. How many minutes I said to have no idea I mean it's. I was really one actually because. Said minutes I guess we will yeah. Bottle two minutes seems like the hippy logger that Zach seven. Max said seventeen. Wo Kay core seventeen I said six. So I think I wrote three sir. We're all over the border and bursts there. We switched nostrils every fifteen minutes. WHOA very close close. Very close. But nobody got right weird. Weird Number two. The Wright brothers first flight occurred in what year Rosie. Changed my guest three times. I know I can't feel dunce. Twenty Year Window Kittyhawk. Up I wish. We asked me that I. It's one of those things we go. Figure, this out if it's nineteen, five or something I don't remember final answer. That's that's all I can come up, Zach. Eighteen ninety. Max 1897. Court. I was in the eighteen ninety s as well and then I went a little bit later, but then like World War One was in the late teens. So I settled on nineteen o six, but I really. Little Bit. Late I think I should have gone a little earlier than that, so I just wrote this 'cause I think it sounds right eighteen seventy three. Kitty Hawk north. Carolina December seventh. Nineteen three Nov.. Their. Thing it. I'm i. feel better about but. Yeah I. Know I know. HOW OLD TODAY ROW! Well. He's got six kids so doing the math. The navy's been around I'M GONNA. Say, Fifty. Okay Zach forty-one. Mex- Fifty eight Oh. Remember well. Fifty to. Believe. I read this morning fifty four. And you are. Get the point. I need to remind you not to read that on days like this sometimes use those, but no big deal, so nobody has a point. I would have guessed that anyway I think I would have had him around fifty as well so. Yes six kids were. Hitting. Yeah, he's. He always was a fun little segment CBS Sunday morning and and he did a whole thing about the pandemic. And what it's been like for him to be at home. It's actually very good I'm looking to try to get it with any. What's funny stuff? He's always good. His Dad he is America's. America's last DAD was bill prison. Yeah, yeah, I don't think. It's not horn. Will we got a warning on my phone was like well. Yeah, everybody, careful out there man. Do we need rain? Okay number, four. Number Four. Ringo Star's eighty. In two thousand eighteen is net. Worth was estimated at how much route. Doing this a long time, a lot of Beatles money than. I said six hundred billion. It's usually seems like it's high. Zach. Ninety seven million. Max He's eighty, so I said eighty million. For. So I went through the same thing. We just went through with Ricky. Your I'm like I don't think he's a billionaire. I think we would know Rick Ringo Star's a billionaire, so it's gotta be less than that, but then I start thinking. McCartney and Lennon earn Harrison Baked. They must have got a lot of the royalty money right I. Sure because they were the songwriters i. don't know how many songs Gringo got mailbox money on, but they've toured forever and made a ton of money, or at least they used it to her a lot. Still does I think this is high, but I went two hundred and fifty. I went the same artist Corey I wrote literally the same answer as Rosen just for that I'm the longevity of money they've made from all their albums. I wrote six hundred million. You really yeah yeah. Ringer Stars worth three hundred fifty. Talk. Way More sensitive. Needles six hundred a lot, but Lennon McCartney Yep we're the songwriter. One, that's going to get a point by. Letter I don't remember who that nine hundred sixty eight yard boards. Brooke birds broke up Jimmy. Page needed to fill those dates, so he created a new band Keith. said the band would over like a led Zeppelin. Keith Moon was the dumber for Robert Rosie. I. Know I I don't think he was with the dead but I. I can't think of any other. Kate may been associated with sixty eight Zach. Buddy Holly Hey. Holly I couldn't think of any I just wrote James Brown. The. Corey I also have no idea so I. Guess Jimi Hendrix. Sasi the correct answer is the WHO. Makes Sense and today's winner is. SAUCY. He was the drummer the late drummer you want to. Hear some unbelievable. Wait to see to. Read up about heath mood. You like to horse tranquilizers. What Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. He died at a young age. He was a menace. He was really. He would throw they. Win He would have stayed in this fancy hotel in New York and he would have them put new furniture and every time, and then he would throw it out the window. He was a disaster. Keith Moon so many drugs that every fifteen minutes the dominant nostril would switch. Strangers question of all can't believe that. Look. Dominant Oh if you can tell like, can you when I breathe right when I? When you ask that question before you asked about time rather, you were going to ask which one it is the left or the right so I started breathing. I can't tell the difference. No, then it must be a measurable, though right absolutely Palmer air. You're bringing in, but I. I had a different. Accept them for the longest sick brain. Trust me. That's not a surgery you want to have. Not a lot of fun I heard. That hurts like how could never read out of my left nostril forever, so it didn't matter so they had a go in there and just like busted up like. Get hit by Mike Tyson. Can Anybody tell right now? When your breathing and can you know? A dominant cider left really. You're drunk Oh. No I can't either. Dallas are. More of a submissive Nostril, guy. Dante just much take. I today you're. All right we're GONNA. Go record the after Party podcast. We're back tomorrow five thirty until I rose. You'll see tomorrow, but forward thank you. Dave. Z. To.

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The 16-Inch Dead Fish - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

The Power Trip

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The 16-Inch Dead Fish - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

"Fan. The BEEZER! Listen Up. Threes just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat. Nice Go Neto Four. Good news feel blame. Are You mad? Do you feel like wash? Bob Advantage, get frantic. Google, you begin. And I'm just guessing here some kind of medication that you may need a lot of and taking none of or maybe too much turn it is the ninth day of June. Twenty twenty good morning, everybody. My name is Chris. Hockey walk into Tuesday morning like Cooler Day heads with some rain and then tomorrow much cooler and some rain. Don't fall on fun. Show ahead on, Tuesday today as we continue to adapt and watch the world. World Change and hopefully pick up are part of the loan and helped push ahead that change power shift morning show with Franklin, J, and Steve Gillespie comedy to start your morning on Tuesday on the power trip morning. Show on by taking less was long races. That's what I do a lot of times any Olympics. When I watch those races, I like to focus on people. Take it last in those races. This was Mac their goal. This. To get out of bed early at four in the morning. and run and denied themselves and they weren't thinking. Yeah, you now if I do this every day for years some day. I will take. Knowing. That last night. Be So far behind. The only one on the track. All have to look at me. I'll be holding up, the next race. Had Dreams. I mean that's the only way you could put yourself through. That I liked to look at them and see if I can see that moment where the reality really sets in. Realize. There is no doubt they are lack Su-. Can't see. The. Whole World I'm GonNa take this legs. Because they got a cameraman carrying a camera running right alongside. You know if I hadn't trained at all. I would've taken last. Can't be having kids. You take myself a scheduled dentist appointment last week for the first time in six years. Yeah, so last week I floss my teeth for the first time in six years. Yeah, when I woke up in the bathroom full after passing out from loss of blood I realized. That, I missed my dentist appointment. Can't be having man. I got nothing I got nothing. You guys have it all figured out I got credit card debt. My friends netflix's passer. Those are the things that I. Started his password. It's like its cousins or whatever. We're all using like one of ten netflix's loggins. There's like ten out there. On Fox log in your Nadia. Yeah! You're going to eyes wide shut parties. The power to your morning show it is Tuesday June nights twenty twenty Zach halverson favorite day of the year. It is six nine. Twenty twenty th. Anniversary, thank you, thank you. I'm cory code. That's Chris Paul Meat. Sauce, Lambert, there's Zach voters will be here in a sunken talked carly related later Rosie's off this week. We can survive without. I'm not the end of the world. Cares? Hey! Hi, how? Are you. Fine Fine. It's a lovely day outside and Nice steak yeah. It's six nine. You didn't let her ninety seven degrees. Out the, hell was the only time I went outside. Yesterday was to let the dog out and leave the come to work. Of course. Temperature as Old. Seventy two! Three there. Sixty, five, forty eight. Sixty nine. Ladies and gentlemen please have your attention. A thirty year old guy in China went to the hospital last week with the pretty bad emergency, he had a sixteen dead fish stuck in his rectum. Yeah, Oh, my God! When asked how to get in there? He swore it happened by sitting on it by accident there, but for the grace of God. Yeah. See. Surgeons had to remove it by cutting into the guy stomach because the fish was so big. There's no word on I was. Recovery's going. A sixteen inch dead fish in his rectum loop sat on. It took mammal accident that my thoughts Bursar Trey Anastasio. He's. I mean Fisher. Slippery shirt yeah. Was it. Now. For his sake, we'll give him the benefit of the doubt all right. Was it just sitting on a dock and he just accidentally sat down with his pants off. Yeah, you know because fish when they are on docks. They're always straight up. Billy's Lee sat upon. They're never horizontal where you'd have to, you know. Wiggle it in there. I mean it didn't obviously the by dead fish impaled his pants, too. Because there's no way he was bottomless, no! must've been. Stood swats nude yeah. Gently sat straight down on a vertical fish. That couldn't happen. I mean. Weird things happened in the world man you know. It reminds me that Chris Parnell sketch from personnel that like Appalachian Emergency, room, or whatever it every time they did it. parnell would be the guy that would come up the desk and basically say you're not going to believe. And he sat on something if you had it brilliant. No Dang I thought this sounded like the interim music. That would have been unbelievable. Remember. That's catcher not now. It's great I'm sure if I think was amy poehler. There was a couple of people who work in the emergency room, and it was always these people with traits injuries, and it was always out with something up his ass. Claim the accidentally. Had you know fly up there? I know you're not gonNA believe, this. Sixteen inch dead fish that something would have. In the past I. Love Chris Parnell. Sitting there just sitting there. It makes me grossed out that it's dead. Was Try when He. Isn't that the question was dead when he quote foul on. It was one hundred percent. When we sat on it up right now. What are now again? You guys are doubting I can hear your voice. But what does feed sat on it when it was a minnow. I mean that makes more. Cultivated in his ass and well, yeah, I mean he didn't knows in there what? Fisher incapable of understanding. Fish spend their entire life. Avoiding being eaten by other fish, right we all Plato Lake, outright sauce the Lake Wail. Due. To. We've always talked about being eaten by animals. One of the worst ways a human being can possibly go. You got to be surreal like what this is. The Way I'm going if that fish went up there alive, yeah! It's kind of a shame that he has or she has no ability to go. Are you kidding me, right? Like I would gladly be eaten by an alligator or a shark or a bigger fish I'm gonNA. Suffocate in some Chinese guys a-hole what? This sucks drew. Get me out of here. This is a cave. All of his buddies are sitting on the dock. Oh, man, tough! Break for that Dude Yeah. Ox Yeah. There's a fishy. Darwin awards book out there. Yeah, he's the lead story right now. I'M A lot. Damage. Areas You just sitting there on the dock of the bay here. That's fine and then here comes a guy with a huge ask. gave. New. Just a gaping role. That was the suffocation, is he? Had to really forced in there and was strangled to death. This is. In a big fish, a giant fish that, but what? That guy originally thought Oh boy, I'm going to be mounted on a wall and then he went on the. All Fisher happy to be off. Whole want to go into a bundle. That's what I heard bar. Your inner monologue. Wow! Boy! Really great tune into the dark yeah. Yard Poor, little, bitty, fishy going in. Beach that's. A ooh! Really. Roused? The creek turns back. Row. Take it. Plays and nobody. Songs never going to be. Here. Starts. Well Sir Listen. You gotTa Fishing Uranus. There's only one way we'll get. Somebody give me a bobber and a worm. and. Listen to music while I thought on surgery. By played this tune. Nitty Gritty and get him in here place. Woven slow playing in the hallway, waiting room. Yeah, what if you're sitting waiting room? Waiting to get this out in this song starts. Zach, you me a favor during the next commercial break here see if you can find a couple of clips apart. Talking, about getting? Good. Yeah Well that's a that's a hell of a thing there you know what I mean. That is what Hell what game you're playing. Going down with that ship saying I sat on it by accident. Everybody there knows you didn't. See your doctors. Right right. Yeah, they're going to judge if they're gonNA, help you. The half and they're not going to say your name. So yeah, they might be like. This guy came today with a fish up. His ass can't say who it is. So who did we have a name again, did they now? There's no name at all just thirty year old guy. From China. Man You know I let's break this down for real. I mean just taking for granted that it wasn't an accident. Like level Horny. Are you dude? Horny man! That's just that's just mental illness. That's correct. It's like back yesterday. It's like. It's if you WANNA. Throw a sixteen inch adult toy up there. That's heath ledgers joker. Right through sixteen inch, dead fish up there. That's Joaquin. Phoenix's joker. Good point I can't relate to either. One of them. Take letter yeah. yeah I don't know the guy yesterday with the charger court stuck up as your ether. Sturlic every every about once a month. Somebody's stick something up your. Phone Court and I wonder here's the other question I have for you like. Is this the second or third time that this Guy Stuck? Efficient is be H. There's nowhere. Just couldn't get it out. You start with a sixteen. That's a great point. Minot point early you. Throw, throwing a cloud up there and then. Yeah and it's got anchovies on, and you open the box and you're like. Wait a minute. Yeah, that would look would. That were. Done. By Mar Excuse me. But. I can't get Larry. Loves anchovies. Lure have a surprise for you. Bait! Literally. I think you work your way up back to Odell Lake. Keep finding a bigger fish right? Yeah, what about again? I know these are on answering questions about what when you let's say. It's a three foot charger court that you shoved up. Okay. Don't after the first foot. Don't you start saying? Maybe this was a mistake I know. Think. That you think that front thing frequently going through that Pena's scope last year. Charger? Cord. is to me by the way worst mouthwash ever. Pena scope. Give me, listerine every time you. mouthwash. But. Court to me is a thousand times worse than even the fish up. There's no doubt because. You had eaten the fish. There's a chance not. Essentially whole, it's coming up the back ineffectually right, go in and out of their sure. I've gotten sixteen inches out of there before. Front is a definitely a one way. Yeah, that is a one way way more than the back for people like Paul of course me. You don't look me in out of the two of us. WHO said something go that way up the other side yeah, but? I'm half a minnow. Well. It was an honor the giants. Kept. Man. I don't know it's just. It's pretty incredible like again. Maybe, you're right. Maybe it has nothing to do with with harness, but it does seem like a sexual thing at the butthole thing, yeah! Thing. That needs. Don't keep bringing it up. Censor yeah I know feeling that you get when you go up that way. When. SCOPE, Weiner can't even imagine it was the worst plan read. Her just hurt. There's no pleasure. Oh, no, DUDE! It's pure. Figuring. Saying I've ever experienced. To some people, that's their sales. I don't know who. Dude, it's hard to even describe it unless you go through it. I can't see how anybody could derive pleasure from that. Night Mare, yeah, well. Don't we hear every time we? We always done it yet. They have most of these. Most of the Times of here's something in Eureka, it's it. It's so bad I. had to get something up in there. That's that's. Normally, the thesis of those stories, the thing that like with the the the stones that come at your Weiner. The pain because like they're in. Your ethernet hurts really bad. Scrapes everything on the way out rips things on the way out. The while. What a weird way. Your what's happening? No. Come on man if a guy's gonNA stick official has asked Reagan with it, he yeah. He sat on. Sorry it was an accurate bounce around the room by the. No I. Don't think I, could ever. Identify Fish Song? I bet you know. Bounce around the room yeah. I bet you would. I've never I've never heard of fish song on the radio when I hear fish song. Didn't. Listen to fish. Fish era. No I didn't have one friend that liked fish literally on. I don't know anybody that. Listen to fish, oh yeah. Bathtub Gin bounce around the room, never heard of either one of them. Zero? Known they've existed. Yeah, just know who they are just don't own anything about him I. don't even know what they sound like. Bounce around the. Go. You've ever this. This is definitely. This is definitely. Would travels all the way up? There sounds like. This may be the. Way Out. mean. All right well, you ruined my day. Did Fish. Ever have a hit. So as I was talking to you, yeah! We didn't get through one segment. You're on your on bouts. Is We texting? You know we of sleep. Oh He is still asleep on. Yeah, bounce around the room. I think like they're only like musical yet. Other had. Sorry at Berry successful ad campaign that they pulled off. Jerry's food was a big hit, and that was probably a larger hip in their music, but people are huge fan I know giants. Fan, base, I just don't know any. Not that you were friends with, but you knew no fish snails high schools yeah so weird, not one. That was the. What did you graduate? Ninety eight idea that was like the fish aero? Know anybody like none of my friends listened to. Front page sports is next. John Boehner should be here. Surely, this is the power of morning Joe. Through. Good modern! It's five fifty nine. Today is Tuesday. June nine twenty twenty. Tuning into the factory morning show we are live and we are local Saint Louis Park Minnesota to the world. For a golden sauce. Myself. And Zach Halverson all here today. I don't know W senator or slapped. My name is Chris had like to take you back Corey back to a very special time for you. If you, remember calling but. Two years ago. Right around this time, not exactly this day. But you called me from Vegas. We had a conversation. Pouch morning show. WHO's this a? It's opened the power to morning Joe. I'm excited to hear from me. Buddy and you should be excited by Amway. Listen the rumor that you've got knocked out of the world series of poker tournament very quickly blazing fast. While how many minutes did you last eight? Well? How much money have you lost everything? You lost all your money in eight minutes. Is it possible that you're the worst poker player in the entire? World's very possible. Okay like adding every country in the world, even Third World countries, what percentage of the world's population is better than you eighty percent of the population? Okay so? So. You're out of money and you've lost every game you've played. Can you tell me? Is there like one reason you're so bad at poker? Four five six thousand reasons. So, what's it like ten? Lose all your money on your first day of a week. Long trip an absolute games bet listen if go back in time and talk to yourself before you left. What would you say to yourself? Don't move on well. I guess you're going to have to go back to sex for money in order to find a way to get home. How long are you going to be doing this now and the end of the month? Charge one hundred dollars. How are they going to get a hold of you by calling? What are you going to say to your customers getting their gross? For one hundred dollars. Though you get everything, mother, you go. When are you going to start this new career so that you can actually afford to get home after all? You're losing 's right now. Okay well, we'll let you go. take care of Corey. Enjoy your your time in Vegas. RILYA. Vegas about two days from now. To play a world series event this weekend and I would gladly bomb out of it right now just to be there. Yeah I, just WANNA gamble. The tweet from somebody who's in Vegas Poker tables are not open. Yeah that's. Is. Hockey the other when you when I talked on the phone on Friday. There are a lot of states are like pay coronas over. Let's go. Just WanNa play cards. I JUST WANNA. Go to Las Vegas. Daydream. And get lost in that lovely city. My window of playing cards is from the Viking seasons. Finale which is normally end of December early January. To August. Kobe his wiped out almost my entire twenty twenty. Almost all of it talking about two months in man shutdown. Reassess your poker. Plan dates just move on different dates. There's no there's no expiration date on poker. No, but the stupid. Has Vikings broadcast always screws it up for me maybe. Maybe. I mean. I don't know but if the world series gets rescheduled for the fall, right? Am, I miss a Vikings game or two. You can't you're working. No you can't you have to work. No right hockey. No I just go down the hall to do. Guess. What peewee he has to work. The word that well. Mine is. P. We'd whales speaking of the Vikings. Damn it. We gotta get that sound bite from the first segment where he's talked about something up his brother. What did he say again? I forget how he worded it. I don't want that in my but I. Think is what he said and I just said it technically do. Time now for front page for been presented by Ryan to sing a criminal defense things, Ryan Pacific Fan. Base Ryan Dalvin Cook is holding out waiting for a quote reasonable extension. He has one point three million left on his contract. He's twenty four years old thirteen rushing touchdowns last season tied for the second most in Vikings history for one year in David. Johnson for example. Mitch around thirteen million. A year on reports are that cook wants to match or surpass that amount. I can't blame him. Yeah, I also can't blame. Blame the Vikings for not paying them if they're in the camp that running backs aren't worth thirteen million. And that's a fair argument I'd say the Vikings have a good point, but Delvin Cook is a good point. He should hold out if he's only making one point three million. And they've mentioned and said. Publicly Multiple Times. They build the team around him. It's a it's a run I football team, and it works really well because of his skill set now we've seen a lot of examples of guys that get paid, and then do nothing and I think the most obvious one is lady on Bell? He was terrible in New York but I think you have to pay him I. Don't know what you're GonNa, do without him. He's the best player on the team I pay them. I don't know. What do you pay them? I don't know how you have to do. The money to do? That's pretty tough. Running backs are pretty replaceable. Having good ones Alexander Madison is yeah. He looks like he can play yeah. I don't know man. No, what you do I. Don't know I. Don't have a hot take on this one. I don't know I loved Alvin Cook, but I also don't like paying running back like fifteen million a year. Yeah I. Wonder Man A. Where do you meet in the Middle? I don't know I have no idea. Nebraska's JD spielman the son of Vikings, GM Rick. SPIELMAN has entered the transfer portal. Leave Nebraska probably. So a lot of people say what about one year the GOPHERS. He has one year of eligibility left. What about Rashaad Bateman? Chris Altman Belen. GD SPIELMAN is a trio sounds pretty. Unbelievable. Yeah, that'd be sweet. That sounds pretty good. Be Great. I'd like that. Yeah I also would like. That sounds like fun. What entering the transfer portal? Star Geng Right. Here we go see you guys later. I'm transferring over the. Chicken ranch. Chicken you mean, the bunny ran. Did he always say chicken? I think you want raising cane's and sex. Better Yeah, right? What could be better? Do me a favor hold. What your phone! A three finger box come home move. who think we talked about that? I'd like that. On Canes, yes, see. Right. Away. Why is there a canes bag? bursary today. White Halverson never forget that he yesterday even goes pay. It's your anniversary tomorrow. Mike God Dang. It Dude. He's just obsessed with six nine so much. Does your wife know. I don't believe he remembers. Today's my anniversary our anniversary she's she is maybe the worst. Female on the planet with anniversary. She forgets it all the time and she kinda cares just forgets. Which is Kinda Nice I'm not complaining. It's a really good thing to be the one who remembers though those more than the other one in relationship. I'd rather be on this end of IT, yeah! But the trump cards can play later. How is today liked the top of Mount Baldy? How he's today like the top of mom. Boli for your wife. This is where it all started. Go Downhill. What do you guys got new? That's using anti Tuesday tired. Feel it John. Boehner visiting a CBC you. Know where he went. He knows your anniversary is afraid of the hellfire. Tuesday, so probably raising Cain this play Racket League and Watch poker on DVR. Special Day unbuilt PR. D. V. YOU'RE GONNA. Walk Poker I do all the time. Yeah your thoughts. I'm going to watch and different kinds of poker later. I watch him special poker yesterday. Miami tape better so when you were gone last week. We add some story about some something about a dentist I ask. What was the percent chance you've seen dentists porn any Sandra. Hundred Yeah I. Don't remember specifically, but I'm sure I have I've seen almost every. John Raya Well Not just John Rabou specialty. Dentists. Tow Truck. Salesmen. Salesman. GotTa be. Pleased by the tow truck and buying tow trucks just show up. Somebody's gotta sell them. Maybe. I get it. To-. In my son. Should what? You, said toe that should be. Taught, did not I heard you? What Borat. Who I did not. It's John Tommy Wiser. Well. How was that thing that we were talking about in the first segment again that large fish that should be in my son. Speak, for Shell. Yeah so even though it's. My wedding anniversary today I normally just will celebrate it. On my own the way I would want to. That's why I'm probably going to go into raising cane's getting some chicken fingers. That's should be in my bud. You want chicken fingers. Your I guess. The past me does. Pass me get it because that sound was in the past. I thought it was an actress. Yeah! You're strong. No, it's not. lamarcus Aldridge is out for the season after shoulder surgery. The San Antonio Spurs are one of the twenty two teams included in the restart, but he won't be a part of it. He will make twenty four million next year, and he's expected to be ready for whatever the hell next season starts. Coup. Baseball continues to screw this up. As does John Bonus on his Tuesday schedule owners propose a seventy six game twenty twenty season, but players aren't apt to take this pay cut the owners still want. The players to take a seventy five percent prorated salary so. They're not thrilled by that, yeah! Bonus your thoughts always down here. the season's going to happen. Yeah, I don't think. They're gonNA. Screw this up. We talked about it on Saturday with with Glenn Bonus and I were getting so close to a date where it's like we can't even get this thing up and running. Because even today they decided on seventy six game season. It would be at least a month before they got you know. Get everybody back from where they were got people back into plane shape I mean we're a month away from this being where we can't do it anymore. Call throw the Damn Towel. Damn town right. Where should I throw that Damn Towel? That should be in my bud. The. A heck of a shot that would is gaping. Bodies Yep okay. What a word! It's my new favorite. I realized that you. Definitely should make a lot of us uncomfortable, but that means the film you watched last night. One of the key words in that film was a gaping. They speaking of gaping. John! John is he pissed or something? John my goodness. Hi, John Area Great! How are you? That's a giant container coffee guidance there just in time. That should be my son. Not that John. Said phones don't work. John. Little Eight. That's okay. How are you? I'm good. Long Line at the coffee shop. Know! Somebody for five, forty, five, four, forty five this morning. That it happened that. We're glad to have you. We're going to be able to soldier on. You WanNa, know what you missed. We did twenty five minutes on a guy shoveling sixteen inch dead fish up his ass. That's what we lead with I. Know a lot of sport shows in the twin cities. Thousand, Cook. We lead with dead fish. Guys asked to do what we feel is right. Now we thought that recently, apparently my subconscious. was looking out for me and setting alarm a little late. Getting alarmed you have I just got the Apple Watch. That should be done. I didn't say it. I said it a while ago, but not now this network I want my apple. Watch K.. Let's not say things. We take back to fit in because according to Chris Gaping. By the way describes it. Game Bean Horman. Cavernous might count to. Keep bought. Pink, especially large. Now. Anyway. What were you saying? John you're going to say. SOMETHING MEMBER YEA! Something yesterday I thought about in years. I can't believe I, don't. Believe in seven years. I've never told you guys the story. About my past. Oh, no and I'm amazed I. Don't lead with more than with people I don't know. 'cause you. Corey are going to be especially appalled. Continue more so than. Sauces gaping. That kind of appalls me. That should be in my. State teacher. When I was growing up, we had to pay to watch TV. My Dad hooked up a washing machine or dryer a meter that you would put on a drier. GotTa make you on the LAUNDROMAT. To Our TV? And made my my brother and I paid to watch TV because we thought we were watching too much. TV At what point in our lives wow for years i. never ever told you I. Know No, so so. Yeah, so we were like nine or ten, and at some point they just decided we were watching too much TV. As if I, could possible. and. He owned an apartment building. And therefore he had beater that went on the drier, and he must have had an extra one. And so, we had a little family meeting where he he announced that we were going to have to, because we were watching too much. TV It was me. We're GONNA have to pay to watch TV and it was going to be. A quarter? Four forty five minutes in a dime for fifteen minutes. This is nineteen seventy seven. Ninety seventy eight something like that. and. We would be get an extra dollar weakened allowance. which comes to about three hours? Per Week of TV and beyond that, we had to find a way to pay for it ourselves, but my think my total allowance at the time was a dollar a week. Something like that. It's so at most I was going to get six hours right. And the way it worked. Too young young and dumb to try and figure out how it works. Exactly it just cut off the cut off power. The TV. Just turned it off, so we we would. Be watching a show for five minutes you hear the click and we'd immediately after run over and throw another coin. That's unbelievable. To Watch more TV familiar with. Lyle and Erik Menendez. Well. That's really something I. Was Diabolic. Occasionally, we would clear with. Hey, we would like to watch. Something a family, and then they would pony up the the change. Right You know educational. TV show beyond Cosmos Carl Sagan's Cosmos. I remember I would get thirty five cents to wash Carl Sagan's cosmos. And then the money that we put in, there would eventually be used to lake. Take the family out to McDonald's sure after about forty years four happiness. The. Whole family could have gone to manny. And Learn about. Learn about Strana me you're GONNA pay for a young man, and that was on for several years. I know we were living in what I call the old house before we moved when it started and I know it wait until I was at least twelve thirteen fourteen years old might have been longer than that tell we figured out a way around it. So when you talk to your therapist about why you? Should. Lead with. I thought you would appreciate it in particular do that now. No, don't. We didn't think. Bank. There was a time before it moved out before media became ubiquitous before the Internet and I found. My brother and I thought actually I. Bet you a lot of people would pay for that like you could come up with a device. That you could attach to a TV like that. It can't be that much different than what we did and make your kids pay to watch TV I think a lot of parents would pay for that trying to limit their screen time. You know screen time on I've hasn't started. Looking the bit and Once you kids have exceeded the limited shuts down. My parents were victims of a lot of media hype in the late Seventies. About was bad for you. They were watching TV. Credits sheep. Late seventies early eighties. If you watch too much TV, you were just GONNA help. Cross eyed. Yeah, you're absolutely doing kids a disservice by leading the watch. TV But. Now We, we note K now. We know it's a universal good, but at the time she really terrible. Yeah! It's the greatest. To. Why go outside? When TV's are ingles very hard today. Too Hot just. The Tasmanian Devil. which I believe, aren't they? From Australia yeah, yes, over Darren the devil. From That makes sense. Man What a great album this was! Wales UK. But about. This. Though. Thailand. Power. After this on the fan. Bernie. Isn't. The Fan care. Do gather again. Yes John Bonuses here. Together again. If you're wondering why played this song? Added Idea Cava Cook is holding out no because I was doing something else and forgotten coming back. Yeah! was. Together again, which is cool I had it on toes. In. Play and and there was buck owens man. What a great name Buck Owens. The can't be real sure it is. Made for country accede so. What are you saying? On. His right, he's right. His name is Bach and he likes to Music. It's not. Hell. Is it Terrell? Really. It's Alvis Ed Gar Elvis. Elvis, Elvis not even a L via. This. Why that the worst name? That's terrible. He went with book. That's terrible name Alvis. A little better. Alvis if he would have been a success as well if his name Alvis. nope. Elvis was a success yeah. L. Right. I had gear. puck owens in the bucket ruse. He's great. I love it. Part of he in my right about that? was going on. You're asking the wrong. Message Zach. Variety show he added. Okay man got. Those, chicks had walks okay. Do. You ever spend thirty five cents and watch an episode of. I am I am quite positive. We watch plenty of here. Hi! How much did you want to be the funds and just be able to hit your TV and turn it back on. A lot man I can't believe he charge you to watch, TV. Imagine if they charge you to place a monster? He would have moved. No I would have found I would have found a cheery early in a life of crime. cumulated money right. To keep playing contra. Can. Tell me if this isn't the definition of irony now we always argue about whether. Something's a coincidence, Arnie. Probably just coincidence. But this is pretty. Pretty close to iron if it's not Monday. Police in this one city. I'm about to tell you arrested a thirty eight year old dude. On suspicion of murder after he dumped two tons of building materials from a forklift onto a fifty three year, old colleague at a storage yard that he'd been having arguments with Geez, according to please just I know instant, Mash Jeff though smashed. There's no struggling, but now it's immediately your squashed like a bug right according to police the incident curtains about nine am on Saturday. Yeah, Jeeze, police, said the suspect. He Mitsu. Was Operating a forklift at the time was carrying about two tons of wall building material. He drove over to where Takashi Fujita was. But the materials In the dumping position. Just dumped him right on top of dude, and then by the way because you know what. cleanliness is godliness. He went ahead loaded backup stuff onto. Onto the forklift and then left the site. The stuff being the big I saw that too yeah. Yeah. They're on discount by the way people right now I kind of. Keller. Anyway so check this out. Here's the irony of it. The name of the city, the only way I can think of pronouncing the city. For Real. In Japan and the city is a guess of if you think about what I just told you and it has to do with the manner of death. I'll just leave it at that. It has to do with. What he used to kill the guy. there's no way you'll. Go forklift, you know. The name of the city and the only way I can think of pronouncing the name of the city is Osha City. Right. The guy in ocean city broke every. Oh Cheryl period and killing building materials on a four. Man What a way to die. But you're right Korean. It's over Johnny. There's no thinking about regretting your life. You're like. Time should not have? Made that I shouldn't have pissed that guy off. Nope, and much like the the scene in Austin powers, where Michael McDonald not that Michael McDonald. Mad TV standing in front of the steamroller screams for thirty seconds. Outdoor eventually gets run over by a steamroller. GotTa, think this guy. Questions. Why did he stare up at the sky for so long, San? Guys aren't going to drop this on me. Because he seems to be positioning himself right over the top of my head. And if he lowers that on me. I think he is starting to lower it onto me by the dump that right on top of me. By the way the guy did not run I mean he did leave the building, but when they came to game. Okay I did that cheese. I should have run yeah. So the building material was over his head. are you the guy who left the rohrschack design on the floor of the buildings? Excellent addition Paul. I was so you. Style. Poll just came. From UC, thanks, George Lucas. Hell of a script they. Should be. In my body. But sometimes simple is better. Sometimes. That is correct all. That is. Not One of those times. Today that man was that a buck owens, but still sometimes simple is better. His love this song I gotTa. Know the name of the band simple minds I. I got to believe that was like a Somebody took a shot at him in school. Teacher said you have in mind or something like that. It'd be like a parent or an extra other. Right right right, right? This song was huge. Breakfast. Never seen a great movie I again it holds up. It's a great film, Dude. There's no reason not to see that. That's most of it about a year ago. Kadett about twenty percent of the way to watch the rest of it. It's it holds up. It's great a great deal in high school kids, today could still relate to the stereotype at each one of those kids was. Abigail loves that film. Yeah, it's great you. Have you know the The the? Prom Queen character the JOCK. The druggy dirtbag you know. Like Loner. And Eric and then a crazy kid rates, it's there's like one of each and you're gonNA relate to. Watch today I would like to I'd like to review I think. It's great yeah. Thank you. Okay? All right the. Returns with what really matters after this scores and stats around the world of sports kind of. Talk. With something else in about an hour. Joe, on the band. Well it's. Much Cooler Day outside beautiful beautiful morning in the twin cities. Rain headed this way courtesy of Crystal Ball. Could be a Lotta. Rain from what they were saying. My change. That's what they said. Last night I went to bed nets with morning rain tonight tomorrow. Tomorrow's high will be sixty nine. Thank you. John Bonuses here speaking Nice Hi John. To See you? Know Rosie today, so stick around long as you want John. Maybe it will we will. Korean saucy here's well were expecting carly. By the old today. Anybody here! GOING OUT AND A. Restaurant Patio anything like that. I have. Of You yeah. Oh yeah shocking bonus. Dabble the Saturday afternoon went to six onto bruce out on their patio. Friday night we went to the corner bar and had some pizza. Is there. Hockey. How much did you pay for some pizza? Let me check my hold on town. How brewing Wednesday? The nice he I I'd like to do that today. I I I think that sounds like fun. gig On Saturday right now. Well here's the thing, so it's music room and Saint. Michael and It's outside in the parking lot and we're allowed to have two hundred and fifty people nice and It's going to be so much space that you're allowed to be space that you can find a way to be space down. Obviously, we go on at nine. We're GONNA have an opener. And again we're only allowed to have two hundred fifty people, and then if it rains. We have to go inside and so we sold. VIP, tickets that if you if you had the VIP ticket, you go inside, but if you don't then you know I. Don't know where we're GonNa, but it's just weird man because. There's so many different rules and stuff you've got to follow and. Looks like Sunny on Sarah. Rodney three! Nine yes Saturday night. And and the tickets are almost. I it's unlike the twitter and stuff like that and they music room and everything but but I'm excited to play show again. Good for you I gotTA. I gotTA. Find Leather Mu. Clothes fit me more. Close Fitting Corey. Thank you. them tailored. I've been Taylor the. Expert Taylor. I don't know man I. Hope it's not hot because it's not looking like it's GonNa be seventy four, the high at this point, so that'll be great, well perfect. Blam my Outta GIG shape in so many different ways. By can still sing hope I remember the words my songs. I'm excited cobaine. Yeah, going to have is a teleprompter I song. I have a teleprompter I normally. Don't eat them for someone. You never know I'm very excited. I can't wait to walk out on the stage again I I. I can't wait. A little bit of normalcy man. That's all we need. We are all right. What really matters is brought to you by our printed cultivated CBD's man. Do I love cultivated CD. Thank you cultivated and If you don't know anything about CBD and you've thought about, please go on to cultivators, CBC Dot Com and read through the information. If you have any questions on the twitter machine at cultivated CBD, they're very very good about responding. If you have a question like I'm not sure, I should take it for. This is going to help me with this or allowed to do this. Great about responding, it's great product. I fully endorse it. Dalvin Cook is holding out. He's looking for a quote. Reasonable extension. I call Dr. Steven Mead yesterday. Yeah, and I said I would like a reasonable extension. What did they say? Dr? Steven Mead, said a you and me both buddy. I'm kidding. Dr Steven didn't say that. He's a great doctor and he would never say that. Sorry Dr Steven Mead. He's a real guy. Doctor. Talked Nygaard from park record, simply four or this guy? Dr Winslow J. Jenga Jange. I remember that yeah, good old peewee! But. You. Saturday night. What are you doing, sauce? Hanging out with good old peewee. Perfectly. I mean come on. What really matters is then. Point! oreos! Are Not hydroxy cookies. It's not vice versa. Hydroxy debuted in one thousand, nine, hundred John Day Oreos, not nineteen twelve. You now think about this this is. This happens the time in the part of this. I knew there was a reason we did. The pringles stacks challenge on the after party today. PRINGLES was first right. Yeah, stacks is better. There's no doubt hydroxy apparently was first. Oreo is better. There so close to similar sure I could tell the difference I really don't hydride does. Some really you you'd be able to. Let's find out tomorrow Zach. Didn't we learn though when we did the the stack, slash pringles challenge. Why don't we come up with like a? We'll call him flurry does. Make God. Dang almost nearly identical chip. And just sell them. Okay. I mean that's what stacks did. They put it in the same shaped bottle. Yeah, yeah, the chips are shaped the same level one. I've never. They're freaking great. They're really good. Yeah, they're good. I love pringles. These are better. I love hydroxy cookies. member. HYDROG! These are way better. They're not as aggressive and they're. They're thicker. DAMMIT! If you get it in their good right now. He's are way better better. I love pringles two-bit but these are better. I would eat them both. My services says. My turn to your third. Hydraulics thing. BRASK IS J. D. Spielman. These son Vikings Jam. Rick, Spielman has entered the transfer portals so he may be leaving Nebraska. It sounds like Nebraska's not completely. Give up there trying to talk him out of it, but. I don't know the transfer portal works I guess you can get in there and then. Rescinded essentially go back. Like Nebraska has not moved on, it sounds like they're still gonNA. Try to have conversations with them and talk him out of it. It would make sense that you could change your mind. Maybe yeah. Does that mean. He's already picked a team or is that he's just. He's open. He is one year of eligibility left, and it sounds like he can go places now, but I think. Depending on again, I don't know. I'm not an expert on this, but I think from what I read. It sounds like if he has graduated, he could play immediately, but if he young hasn't graduated, he would have to get some kind of a waiver to play this year. Otherwise you have to sit out. He's already going to be a senior left yet because that's what Jalen hurts did when he went from. Alabama Oklahoma? He'd graduated, so they let him play right away and. Did it. It's not weird. Yeah that you are done with school right, but you're playing football for a school. That was basically what Johnny Manziel did. He took one online class, and they let him play football. That would be like Halvorsen who graduated from White Bear Lake High, school, this week. Playing on the hockey team at twenty five years old. One? Nine graduated. That's my Zach overs. Impression see were a super, super, super, super, super, super senior. Yes. Still had a senior slide to but. It was good like the electric slide at grandma. Great Point you didn't. Tell your mom. You don't want to. Get a hold of that speech or not. still have not been able to find finally. Listening was at that White Bear Lake. Ceremony on. Saturday yeah. Somebody filmed it. Somebody that is listening. Has Your speech on an iphone or on some kind of a recording device maintain doesn't have any yeah. His mom doesn't have it because his wasn't invited. This at home. MOMS name sorry party Oh Cathy. Halvorsen I'm sorry Kathy. If you, you halverson or five inspirational 45-minute inspirational speech from Saturday's graduation. Please, send it to any member of the power morning show. We're tweet at us. Find us, we want it. If I see a witch. Sorry anyhow. Ask. People! People driving right now like it wasn't that fun. Which means! That speech sucked, or you would've brought it to the forefront. You've been like. Hey, check this out. I! Haven't you are hiding it because it was probably terrible I mean I have a on my phone so I told you. It's so corny Saas right you. Ask the. Audio better, you don't think it's it's good, because clearly, we're hoping it's ethically. Don't want it to be good I. Just have it written out so. That Yeah If we don't have the audio days. Reenactment I'm up for you reenacting it. 'cause I clear. I'm curious what you said anyway, but I really want how you delivered it to the graduating class of twenty twenty. Like. You know like a Steve Jobs speech. You have shared it. The tiny. Pop's before you went up there. After a nap before before I figured, that was in bad taste. Stricken alone. No! High School. Or what the parents? They. Stay the same age. Kids Zima. White Claw. Wait, it goes back to drive. You guys, thank you. It's a lot I'm pretty proud of you. What really matters though? Is this Clarence Crane? Is The guy who invented life savers candy off the best. He sold the patent for twenty nine hundred dollars before the. Now here's the tragic. Incredibly. Sad, rusty the story. Drown years ago a lot of money he did not John, you're very close clarence, Crane's son. Hart Crane became a famous poet. Ended up. Committing suicide by jumping off a boat and drowning. Weird. Sad. Lifesaver. Not Available. It would have been better if he had choked in a lifesaver. Yeah! Boy that would suck. Harder lifesaver or gummy lifestyle hard by a mile, not even close button bar. Shows or what if what if you said the guy's name was crane right? What if the guy in Japan who is running sort of crane? Dropped two tons of lifesavers on the other guy, and that's how he died again that. Crane and life savers in the same story. It'd be Atlanta's Morissette Song. I. E ones what really? gummy ones ones. Comey's okay he'd had. The differences. Those Cat Day gummy bears. That are just incredible. HOKIES. Swedish no, they're becoming A. Bag their target. Oh, it's just absolutely elite. gummy bears Albans. Yes, exactly. I don't know how quick. Yeah, they're so freaking. Good show these guys. If you ever see these at target walked snag bag of those for sure, there may be the best gummy bear. Okay, I've seen those. They're really GONNA sue. The Sour ones are incredible. You've had those sauce Yup. Also sister loves. I've said this good billion times I'll say. the the best way to wake up from a nap especially on a day like yesterday when it was so hot that I just wanted to move to Alaska forever. is to get a popsicle out of the freezer. Yesterday I went to cub food. Go odd and I bought in. This is not an exaggeration. Five Bucks -is of different kinds. Popsicles. And and also I should say three boxes of popsicles. Two boxes of push ups. Push ups a pre cool Yay pushups. Still make the rip your flow on. Yeah, you got to wrap them in your hand like this. Warm them up enough. You can push it, and then it comes up. There's still make bras. The same sex I think so yeah, right? But But popsicles man. They're extremely inexpensive very the perfect way to wake up from a nap. Like your favorite thing, man. Popsicle they're great. I got a box of thirty six I think for twelve cents. To go back entire. Now I told him sauce you're you're pretty professional. Napper and you like popsicles, right? Yeah do you ever? Do you ever wake up from a nap. Look at a nice, shiny giant popsicle and think it should be in my bud. Cool you off! Like a folding chair. You hate that button or love that but. It's not the worst. I. Don't think it's going anywhere. That's fine I. think that's as long as you'll have me, yeah. I guess what I'm trying to get some popsicles schedule. Love you. Sit on the! What was it the after party like last night? Yeah, that's what you eat to wake up from a nap. It's the best thing cool on the inside. Of Consumer. I tried to have a conversation with Harper. The of the day because the ice cream truck came through love, and she spent four dollars on a bomb pop. That's fine, because that's half the fun right music play, and she all the kitten neighbor get super excited. It's just the ultimate scam, though of course because I tried to explain to her after this giant bomb pop melted about a third of the way. Through hurry actually eating You're never going to get through that. It's the size of you. It's going to melt. For four dollars we could target. You could have got fifty six popsicles. But that's not how it works. She was that one right there and I'm like you learned that from your mom, but but see I will say this just like spine. Rudolph at Christmas time with commercials. Then on DVD or whatever, and without commercials I would I'm telling you a popsicle from the ice cream. Man is better than one especially when you're six super fun. GIFTY. Thing when that's stupid guide rolls around every day. JUST PRINTING MONEY, yeah! I was just want go. Just one of the defining moments of my marriage was I. don't know kids are maybe twelve thirteen fourteen years old Christie's living room with Riggs Riggs. Here's the ice cream from chocolate weapon. Son Rigs. Here's the ice cream truck the distances, mom, can I get fifty cents to go? and. She's like you know we're not gonNA. Go running down the street and try and find a little. Before she at the words, her mouth, I am barreling down the stairs. It sounds like. What what a tough decision per rig to say, do I want this ice cream or do I wanna watch one hour of. The news is next. This is the power to your. Heart. Good morning everybody. seventy-two powertrain warranty live local. Blast now to the twin cities, and everywhere else from Park, Minnesota Chris, Hockey Corey, coat and Saas Paul Calvin the Great John Bonus. Here's what we haven't talked baseball John Bonus. But maybe we'll get to that here a bit to find out what he thinks of the mess that has become a possible baseball season. You guys know the Ncaa Division One council voted last week to allow activities to resume June first. On campus activities at press time for this USA Today magazine. I'm real. The SEC was allowing all athletes to return for voluntary workouts on June first and the big twelve was allowing football players to return June fifteenth. Yeah, this is going to happen. Right and I think kids are going back to college in the fall. The you announced that. Announced that The college kids are going back to some of the plans. I've heard about elementary schools and middle schools and high schools. There's a lot of schools that are preparing for like fifty percent. On and off where it sounds like they want to get the kids in and get them in a routine, and then it just in case they. If they have to go back independent learning than at least you're familiar with the seizure. You're familiar with the class. Sure, but it sounds like there are at least preparing for plan B where it's. Half, the class goes one day. The other half goes the next day. That kind of thing just just to get acclimated. I think the hope is that it's one hundred percent to start the school year, but base still have contingency plans. In case, the thing gets worse than we think it's going to give. But for whatever reason I think, college is like you know what this is mostly voluntary. Right your pain. It'd be here. For the PROFS. That's the tricky part, right? The tweet I centers where they have. They list the Minnesota Department of Health. Exactly. How many people have died? And how many people have died based by the ten year period? Yeah, it is stunning. It really is man. Basically. This was a week ago. pull it up here. Basically. I under thirty years old. There's maybe been. Twelve thousand fifteen thousand cases, almost half of the cases have been thirty years. Younger. One, person! Is Died. And then you get up into the ages like sixty to seventy, and it's like twelve percents, yeah! It's it's crazy. Part of that is probably skewed because it hit our long term, care facilities real hard right and those are probably the most vulnerable of the most vulnerable of those h, but. I mean it's worldwide. You are about one hundred, seventy, eight hundred eighty more times. More likely to die if you catch it at like seven years old, if you catching a thirty years old, I mean it's just exponential. Every time every time you go up ten years, you are another. Five to ten times more likely to die, so you would advise older people to not get this. Yeah, that's. It becomes real apparent know you got to protect. The the older. People. Yeah all right. That's depressing. Yeah Kobe. We get a lot of Kobe talk five thirty. Switch Chris Monkey presented by by Your Credit Union. Firefly Credit Union by the way I meant am. I I was ripping Barreiro that was a clay. Travis shot bet it's been three months of. We have a thirty minute lead into the show. That's just nonstop corona virus. How he told You well yeah. So that's been fun to listen to. Why would you do? I I think it should be like a concert like the lights go out at five. And then they come back when we start the shelf. Do go out at five. Hi! My name is Chris here with news. A Saint Paul Man is charged with setting the Minneapolis third precinct police station on fire during protests over the death of George Floyd is one that you tweeted about? Is this the guy that they were asking for a different at different one? This is a different guy. Yeah Brandon Wolff was charged with arson. On Monday, criminal complaints as Wolf, stole from the building and admitted to being at the station, the night of the fire him make his initial court appearance today. This is the guy who caught yesterday and showed the picture of he wrote his name on the back of the COP uniform he stole. Okay so he's smart. Yeah, so that's happening. Right. Stole a COP uniform. The. Best and everything the mini Minnesota Department of Public Safety Confirms. Multiple officers slashed tires of unoccupied cars during protests in Minneapolis her. Remember when this happened alive because it was, it was. It was being reported by the television reporters who were covering? Yeah. We were already to leave and our all our toes. In sort of all the tires in all of the all of them, all of them slashed wouldn't don't know who. Well it was the police police spokesman. Bruce Gordon says tires were slashed at multiple locations to stop cars from speeding around protesters and law enforcement. No County sheriff's Office Lieutenant Andy. Nuts says his deputies were ordered to slash tires by the multi. Agency command center. That doesn't seem fair now. UNOCCUPIED card. were, they parked in the right spot. They really parked. Parked in a parking lot. Across from the fifth precinct, which is like Nicolette and Lake Right? There's a kmart. About a block away from the there's a K. Mart. Abandoned came out. Right there I'm not actually sure it's abandoned yet, but it's the one that they that stops nick from going all the way through to Minneapolis Or to block long kmarts in the middle of Nikolett. And a bunch of protesters and media. Hard to there to what you know to be a block away from. The fifth precinct covered cover it and they all came back and the whole night, all of their all four of their tires. had been slashed on all of the cars, not one right which is enough. I don't know man I. Tell You you know Corey, I did take a moment. A half hour watch the latest John Oliver Show on Sunday night that really broke down the idea of defunding the police department, really informative, really bothersome and If you are somebody with an open mind who has real questions and hasn't already made up your mind I. Encourage you to watch. I want to do that because the origins of the police department and that whole bit. Pretty, Damn scary and pretty convincing. You know. Yeah, he featured our Guy Bob Kroll. That's a couple times on Sunday night. He's at a not as a special guest Ono. Not, Very complimentary. Figure out a nice way to say we're GONNA leave it just I mean just use your own words in his own words against him right? Now. Lots of fun. Is having quite the moment. As, we mentioned by the University of Saint Thomas in Saint. Paul is set to reopen the students in August so another college San Yeah. We're. We're sad. Full reopening. Set for August fifteenth. There you go. All right. Okay. Good new. It'd be you see if that holds up when if a second wave right? Now it's definitely got. You can now try pepper puff cheetos if you dare. frito lay claims the chips. Are there hottest chips yet? The classic Puffy, Cheeto has been turned into a pepper shaped and pepper shape I should say and it's been doused in flaming hot. The new snack will be on shelves at Walmart and Circle K this week and comes with a six pack of toilet paper used. You said it's flaming hot. Pepper shaped pepper. Flavored should be by Bud oh. Sounds painful. It probably will be these. Too Hot for me. I'm not trying that. Duly noted yeah I'M NOT A. Fan Too Spicy. Not In. Temperature foods do you like? I mean I don't like it. Spicy food racks everything. That's all you taste. The spicy food all right, so you do now and. I despise five so because it ruins your Palette you. Oh, you taste spiciness. What do you like on your? Stuff on. My sources say you do not have a very open mind when it comes to your palate. This is coming from me. Keeps it. When you say, do you mean like a moon thing as like root ruined ruined roads, the white out what I? Like to. Taste every time people candidate should try this ruins. Your Pal, it ruins. My allies try the spicy dish. You're like all right. I'll have some, because I what if you try it at the end? Maybe, but then you tasted for like three hour. What if you try these then man damn three hours before you're gonNA. Eat something else. Yeah, I probably wouldn't do it it. Rex. Iraq a nap. Ever just like because I'm going to eat three hours later regardless. I don't brush your teeth. Rinse out your mouth. Cleanse your pallet. Yeah, you're some. SCOPE from earlier. Yeah just not in I. Don't like Spicy Food Got Thank you duly noted chapter called. This is called the saddest once in his be h not spicy. Should be my body damning. Chris Cuomo. Is apparently being car with his pants down. The CNN, host, who was apparently caught in the nude at his hamptons home, while his wife was filming her Yoga Session for social media. He just through with the donal. Bala! Here it is. According to the story I read yeah. Because I haven't seen the video of the screen shot yet. Even Oy. It's on my phone. Intensive! Yeah monkey scratch. And I don't understand what angle she habit I guess. He was nude. Though outside in the background, so everybody's saying. That's how bad ask Chris Cuomo thinks he is or is. This nude outdoors. Yeah, that's a whole different kind of comments to walk. What's going on here today? Let's. Wife's doing yoga. Stretch out a little bit. Today report. The news tired of that. BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS Just do squats and then all of sudden. A webcam got very interested to some. Some hip thrusts. Samir this a sixteen inch dead Fisher won't be a problem. Squat down on this Yucky. Yeah according to the story I read, you can't see it. It's the backside. Yeah, he's He's facing away, I guess. So sauce, no pointing googling it. Over experience. Corona virus fears of caused some Americans to misused disinfectants household cleaners. Drinking. Bleach the Center for Disease Control, and prevention reports that forty percent of surveyed. Americans tried to use bleach to clean their fruits and vegetables. The survey filled out by over five hundred people nominee I guess, but forty percent was used to use to gauge the practices of people during the pandemic results also showed some respondents applied cleaning items to bare skin or purposely inhaled. Those findings have been linked to an increasing calls to poison control centers since he started pandemic. Officials say good riddance. Trying to on the one hand I'm like forty percent of Americans, not be that down, and then I think Oh, no almost exactly yeah. All, right I think that's about right I think that's about right. In the last stupidity poll no well. Yeah, yeah, a letter written by Vincent Van, Goch, Wall and Paul Goggin. is going up for sale. The eighteen eight letter to painter Emil Bernard. Which is mostly written by Van? Gogh talks about the pair's visits to brothels in France. The French auction house. Will be selling next week, says the letter could go for as much as two hundred eighty two thousand dollars. Then go talked about a painting. I don't know how you say. Goggin gwen going Should I guess game? G In right right yeah Gauguin. Again, let's say Gauguin was in the process of doing which featured figures seen in brothels, promising it would be beautiful. Brothels men just the word brings a smile. In Van Gogh have something in common or Horny, and we don't have ears Yep. You're both dead inside. Your pulled have low self esteem. What's the most you guys would pay for a painting? Like how much do you care about art? Like I know banks would be insanely expensive. Person Let. Me let qualify you can't resell it. Right. Is this you? Didn't investment. Fifteen hundred yeah, that's I bought my range to like. There was a really striking piece. That finished a room like the rug. Dude right in a tied the whole room together. I think that's about as high as I'd go to. After that I'm like, what are we doing? It's just a painting. Even if it's amazing Paul your hands up hockey, tree, GonNa pay for that painting the keys. Doesn't like three grand. Yeah, it was a lot. Drunk. Didn't you also? Mention Yeah. It was close she was drunk to. Yeah. If I could buy one piece art, it's something. I really would like to buy I, really would. Be well to probably buy something Howard Stern painted. That would be all just to have something. Painted I haven't even seen his. Time and same John Mellencamp, I'd, I'd buy one of his as well. Just, because I'm fans of those guys, but that's exactly why would buy them I mean obviously hopefully they're not you know pictures of. Dead things. But. I would want something that I somebody. I admired painted more than I would want it for his beauty. I DUNNO SAUCE! Why don't you paint? They would buy meat sauce painting. Really Yeah all right. Why don't we try? Why don't you go go to like Michael's get a canvas? Okay, paint, something abstract art whatever is Michael Painting nudes. Yeah I think so all right today. Make a painting. and. Let's see how much money we can make. You can donate it to a call donated. Let's do that I'll donate to hammer where my sister loom K.. It's going to be a horrible picture. I can barely right. But I don't want you to intentionally. Try to make something as beautiful as you possibly can, and then we can laugh at it and raise money. Okay, what should I draw? Can you. Can you watch one of those videos like how to paint a mountain? Let's start with that. You don't draw a painting you paint it. But. Don't check fraud I. I don't care how your process. Really inspired. You would be just catch up on the show billions. This season tanner just stares this giant empty canvas, and he just doesn't have. It can't think of. It doesn't even know where to start. What if I don't have? You, start. Tomorrow. I'M GONNA. Guess you're not gonNA. Have it then either have my guess is? Your inspiration is years away? Let's mean. You don't seem like an artist to me. You're my inspiration. Great Point Hockey, have you? Started, Pro Bowl running back. Delvin Cook, no longer participate in any team related activities until and unless he receives a reasonable deal according to Adam Schefter, he's out, told source espn without a reasonable extension. He will not be showing up for camp or beyond. and. What you press that. He ran for thirteen. Excuse me. He ran for eleven, hundred and thirty five yards, thirteen touchdowns and five hundred thousand nine receiving yards. He's yet to play a full season in his three year career. the vikings announce the reopening their facility to sixty employees are reported reporting voluntary who have been prioritized he? got. Like the hardest, you've had a hard time. Voluntary is unlike. Wonder Woman's. WHAT THE HELL is volunteering! Your sign. Did I stutter yes. The Vikings announced. I hate it more when you do this. It's I would rather have you read fast and make up words. Okay, then read one word of. According to Tom Belisario of NFL network no date Sam. Ambala zero. Unrolling. Airplane! No date set yet and no mini camps expected Blah. The NFL AN NFL PA Gadot are discussing the possibility of certain players such as rookies and veterans who changed teams and need physicals returning to their facilities on a limited basis before June twenty six. Now. I don't know you said. Yeah, it wasn't really list. No I wouldn't. Incheon former Eden Prairie football star Jd spielman entered is the NCWA transfer portal and plans to leave Nebraska. MLB has made a proposal to their players seventy five percent prorated salary seventy six game season. Bonus your thoughts before I read anymore. you know it's another another attempt there the point where they're just swap at ideas back and forth the the ideas all have the same idea which is, you're going to get paid a little less than you thought you were going to a month ago so? Players are going to start embracing that reality if it's GonNa, happen. So thanks! That's IT I love it. Thank you. Nice job, good work. No, it wasn't right. Carly in about ten fifteen minutes John now more. How long can you stay? So you one more John Bonus more of the power to SHAMPOOING BLACK OUR WE'LL, do headline plate, fill in the, and it's Tuesday this the powerchip one show on the fan. Good Morning Everybody Chris Hockey here the Poucher Morning Barreiro. Seven twenty-seven back on the live here we go. Its ninth. Expecting Carly. Eventually no rosie today. The bonus is still here like it. To continue. By comes up in a moment we'll talk more about avenue lead but I. Know. He wants more money we understand. Can we afford to pay him. I don't know the answer. Ladies and gentlemen please have your attention. To Go to Las Vegas. It, can we? WanNa make sure. All of us go to Las Vegas. By Zach. I've been there a billion times. For you. Do you guys have been there a billion times? You've. Ever seen an island in Las Vegas. Now. Treasure Island Oh yeah! Have you seen an island. No, no desert, right. Island stream grade-point. Fears Kigen the carry my want to turn this. Seconds In three two. One. There's a place called. Sex Island. Out of Las Vegas. And throwing a post corona virus orgy. In. This happens in two weeks. You have time to book a flight ball. Guys can pay forty five hundred dollars for we'd unlimited alcohol and getting it on with two girls per day, and there's only fifty tickets available oh my. Sense of urgency, right? You gotta get one of those fifty tickets before it sells out. Yeah, did Rosie take today off because he's just sitting at home, refreshing his computer. I believe he is in the queue. and. He's seven per line waiting room. He's seventh and the virtual rating awaiting room list and WHO's ABC's. Well I think he's four behind your dad. WHO's One? A great idea. Forty, five hundred dollars. Yeah, dummy unlimited alcohol in two gallons per day hockey. Halloween, investment. Deal hockey just through his wallet yeah. He would pay seventy four thousand dollars for a piece of pizza. Let on a piece. Change a couple of the letters. We're the hell. Is Sex Island I? Don't know exactly look it up. Everybody knows the bunny ranch. What is sex? Island is probably gonNA. Get fired for searching this. Loss. Did you say the height of. Forty five hundred dollars, oh my goodness. I found I'm trying to find where it's going to be in Las Vegas here we go. Here's the official website you found it. Down! Oh Man. That's a belief whoa! There's days sixteen hours until six hours. She's Preity. That's my sister. BOTTS prices doubled. That's where is this place located? Graphics Hell John. No event. Is confidential until you buy your ticket, wait a minute. Confidential, until you buy sure you're the security of the event and the Science, the fire festival any. Fun Too so you don't know. Helicopter from the area. You're going to helicopter speak for yourself. That'd be out on that lake. What. What's the giant lake? May I. May I give you a full breakdown? Yeah, go! Me You, some of the activities Mendis. All your meals. We'll be prepared by professional chefs. Don't want the girls. How many days is first of all? Is this one day is a forty five dollars per day. Okay? Forty five hundred there are fifty tickets for fifty guests. Each ticket includes the company of two beautiful girls. Each day for an unlimited amount of swags during the four day trip they'll be one hundred girls available for you. All of our girls are tested. And Organic. And free of any sexual diseases, unless you choose otherwise some we have a strict policy of perfect. And at at any moment you can switch girls. With with the any of the other fifty guests. You're like hey, that looks good. Can I can I? Have a little bit, or are you? GonNa eat all. that. I'm just picturing Chris. Standing in front of the line playing like human guests who? Can My girl have gone glasses? And then all the ones that don't have glasses get knocked down. Can, my, Gal. Seventy five plus all the young ones get knocked down. You. One. I'll do it. Yeah, I baby! Yeah you. Mayor The lady okay all right. Yeah! You email them and we will email you the Cadillac of girls. You can choose them, so that girl likes bananas. Wow your safety and privacy is. He full staff of security guards on our resort from the mommy land to the moment you leave, we keep you insight and guarantee your security and absolute discretion of our trip. I I appreciate the discretion. Fun, exciting activities at the resort include ATV's horseback, riding apparently naked or at least bottomless. One day to be high and drunk and have a threesome I'm not writing a four wheeler for fun to bring up my day. No. Ladies. You guys you guys hanging out here I'm going to go for trail ride. Yeah, what yeah? The horses are here. Needs more time. Buddy says he. For what get lost? There's a poker tournament Corey, where the winner receives, quote an epic sexual surprise. Well, he'll. Can't win that tournaments. That'd be the one time you went and you're like I. Don't want heard. Includes a concert hall. ATV Volleyball Court to pools. Each has their own sweet. All rooms have air conditioning. Although. That's nice. Atasoy conditioning, I'm out I'm not going. A large bed. WIFI absolute luxury holy moly that so much of this is so dumb. There's going to. About this Dr God? Well. Yes you WANNA play. Testimonials, horse careful, who who are some of the Thomas New York's unbelievable trip unforgettable moments. I will definitely be back next year. From Texas says I just wanted to thank sex. And your staff, it'll make private bachelor party for me and my friends truly amazing. Oh, wow, look at this one. Nicole and Ryan Own Australia visiting sex island has brought back that spark me, and my husband were missing and our relationship. We truly appreciate all the fantastic sex island girls. Everyone was so sweet or those the two. Negative on their name member that. Came in here that traveling the country for like five months was that Nicole. Thank Nicole, Kidman. Here's a negative one. Though WHO's at a p Allen. From Minneapolis Minneapolis says I demand to be able to read whatever books I want to the girls. Oh. And furthermore he's tell them to stop making fun of my Yuna Brow. Here's one from an M. Rosenthal Minneapolis. Come on. What am I supposed to do with the other twenty three and have? Live your life without limits and fear. Turn your fantasies reality. Sex Island is the real deal. The best. Vacation on the planet. Man I gotTa tell you. This is money well spent. I mean honestly if I were a single guy. Or loved ATV. horseys sneak away. Crossing my fingers! Gambling, she'd rather me. Go to Sex Island so the casino right? Go have fun. Just don't spend any money. Now I spent forty five hundred dollars. That's okay. It's less than you want to spend all my God. Do you see the little cartoon graphic at the right side of the page rolling? A second balcony. Your, Sex Island DOT Co.. Oh Yeah. Look. It's Korean. Somebody's horseback. What the Hell's ever seen that before going on second level third window. I know what you're saying. No. It looks dangerous practicing karate. What haven't you seen before? The tiny little. Can't see what's with was on the screen. What were you pointing at? I hadn't seen before. They're bike in a twister. That's like an H. Well, this is interesting. Thank you, Corey, now. I know what I want for Christmas. I love the. We like thirty minutes ago. Like how much would you pay for a painting? You'll lifetime worth of joy and beauty. Fifty. Five hundred dollars per day. Keep the weeds alcohol. ATV Rides. Just guys again. All the activities like ATV's and horseback riding in end, the holographic concert are included. That's not twenty-one. Tickets left to holographic concert. Tickets left. So I would act fast if you're out there. Wondering what could I get hockey for his birth? His Fiftieth Birthday, oh! Yeah, it is going to be. Yeah. It's a good gift yeah. Sorry kids I'm not going to be home on Christmas. Mom got me the ultimate vacation. Distracted seven thirty eight. Breaking our. Wait Rosie's here, but. What a! Brilliant final segment by you. Advocate lend. Lease's under join snacks and then we'll do. Vikings news next in the Vikings are in the news. Because of folks holdout. We'll talk about that and more. This is the power morning joe on the fan. Answer the Fan. Morning Show back. instagram thanks for tuning in. To believe? Carly's carly. Allow Hi Carla early. Up. That silent. Yeah, that's what's up. Twenty one tickets left or is there twenty one tickets sold tickets? Laugh left Carl you gotta hurry. Forty five hundred bucks. You get to nature that just sounds like a lot of work. Yeah, when is that? Lucky. That's only forty five hundred bucks though. It's not the end the world. You'll cheap yeah, I agree Mike that. Unlimited weeden drugs and alcohol yeah. Maybe I'd like to see the good I I just go on the website. They'll send you a catalog. Yeah, there's everything you could imagine. Also merge as well by the way. The, what cycling! T, shirts? One. coasters. Yeah. But sweatshirts yeah scratch and sniff stickers. Long. Pop Up Books. Here's this. Time for. News. Presented by. says. Yes, radcow carly's devastated because Delvin Cook is holding out. He's making one point three million this year. He wants more than that. The Vikings have to decide. Are they going to pay him? kind of what he's asking for. Which is in that, David Johnson Range, which is thirteen million or so? Rumors are that he wants to match or surpass the thirteen million a year. Well tough spot spot! I don't know where we're going to get the money. Right. You don't know where you're going to get the money number. One number two do the vikings value the position running back to pay somebody like dalvand thirteen, fourteen, fifteen million a year. I think they do I. Don't know if they do. I think they do in this offense and with how how how? It's really built around him. At this point I think they do but I don't know, but I think so so the top five running backs according to salary in the League number one is Christian McCaffrey sixty million. He's worth sixty million bucks. Elliott's fifteen lady on bells thirteen. He's not worth thirty million dollars David Johnson worth thirteen. He's not worth. Thirty million dollars and Derrick Henry had one dynamite year, and they paid him ten point three million dollars. Is he worth more than any of those guys. Yeah No! Yeah wanted to. I mean I don't know. What's going on in Richfield? Head reality. Yeah I, don't now it's it's the whole. Like the the wins over replacement stuff, threatening war stats, or whatever is the drop off from? delvin cooked Alexander Madison Worth fifteen million dollars a year. No I can't believe that it is I. Don't know man that. Drop off I'm not. That guy is on fire grain the top five back now. He's in that conversation. But the drop off from him to Madison or him similar to whoever a backup would be worth. Ten twelve thirteen fourteen million dollars a year, I. I don't know and I know. A lot of teams think that it's not. That's why they just keep drafting young running back in every four or five years. You just get rid of the old guy. Put in a new young guy and move on I. Don't know. If, you saved twelve thirteen fourteen million dollars. You could buy all of the remaining tickets to sex island. Yeah, all of. All of them by one for carly. Curly by our own carly's. I stopped listening. I was so vikings heavy, which yea football, but I don't care right. Vikings News. It's it's. It's a weird way for you to start your weekly appearance during his sports segment. Yeah, so weird! I do I should start coming in later earlier because I. Never contribute I can start trying to contribute. It would be worth of the yeah. You could do a little research. I mean you know? It's awesome. Get Your Lazy Ass. Get here at seven. Fifteen comes segment earlier, or you can let Rosie. One up you and show up at seven forty and you show up at eight. Those are your two choices. Don't WanNa step on John Bonus time though, but will kick bonus. Who's who the Hell's John? Boehner area. We have already forgot. There's no do you WANNA leave. Jason had never heard of read it until two days ago. I'm never on. Read it, but clearly I know what read. It is, but I've home. I know if. I thought that was weird. Yeah did he had never been never of it nothing? This weird. Right I hadn't heard of it. He was trying to tell me that wasn't weird. Think that's weird. I think it's weird. One hundred percent known what it is. You just caught him on. Reddit chain. Tender I was I. would. Never heard of chat roulette another. Big naturals I was looking for. Hiking fake taxi they don't. going. I told sauce I text me. The day was plan rider league. And the team. I was playing against 'cause you can name your team was the fake taxi boys and I'm like these are basically sauces, buddy. That saucer crease old knows these guys that are on my buddies I guarantee you Tim Nelson knows who? One. One hundred percent. He's friends with Greece. Oh, you almost have to know what it is. Just the Rossmo this. You probably has seen it. The fall of two. That was that I. Then Google that to show him. And I looked up his name just to like show him what it was and I was like you might not want to check that out. No, no Lona really. Like a main people you googled. Google read it. Would show. That's an extra step. By. Dot Com. Well I. Didn't know their website name. By the way we we talked about this a bit yesterday Vikings Team Headquarters is now open. The team announced some of its employees are reporting voluntarily, but not players and coaches. They continue to work out remotely. A staff members must wear masks when not in private offices and we'll be subject to daily temperature checks before entering the facility, so that was yesterday's question. Today's the ADS. which is good because you know, you want to go back to work? Thank you. Do you want to what Yeah I love being here like yesterday? Learning a lot of people. Are Not looking forward to going back to their office. It's weird because. Just WanNa work. Yeah, some of the people that I know who have been now working homer like at first I hated it now. I'm like why would I go back? It's way better here so people. I know and I think this is super smart. Like throughout the day there's a down time you've a window at the office where there's not much to maybe a meeting downtime, right? Okay you guys are mean. Right though I mean. We get an hour and a half or two hours before a meeting in all of your work is done. You don't have anything to do you just pick your ass at work. Yeah, killing, time or Talking to random idiots. We're hitting on Babes. Rider hitting invades playing the, but it sounds like people are doing the laundry mowing the yard. They're getting stuff done that. They wouldn't have had time to do because they're stuck in an office building. It's multitasking I like it yeah! I think more efficient. Some people at least are being more efficient from home than they would be at work. Yeah, Mark, what are you doing? You're downtown. Careful. By sources say, try the alphabet. Should be in my paw. Come on, you set it. Wow, what he's always doing that stuff. It's been ridiculous today curly. Sue. Doesn't, care. You you don't I mean. Alphabet seems a little easy, but that's okay. Sea Sauce take notes. On loosening I. Don't think you are no. More with Karl Zuck in the Eight o'clock hour, including headlines, and her favorite game on the blank will play out in the eight o'clock hour. This is the power morning Joe Without. Mark Rosen on the fan. Get, Morning Show. As of right now adm dot. Is. With US HI CARLY! Hello. A Beautiful Day out there much less hot today. We'll take that. Cast of thousands in the main studio including Corio tells Paul Emery in. Here, we. Get you in this hour including fill in the blank minus, Rosie today. Which is fine, ease factor. Yeah, he basically just copies whatever. That's right I, don't know. Why does the to Carlin I apologize never wants to serve. He just have to copy. Cat that we should always make Rosie I. Guess I I do think he's copying up other people's. Interesting. That's interesting is on your paper. Things, it's again. I love this song. This is Howard Jomar Jones this song. Real bangers this how? The pre chorus is bad ass. More than one and do you feel scared I do? Yeah. He does he's got this. What is love? He's got away. Yeah. Different Song That's what is look. Listen to that. That's gotta be an eighty songs. Things can only get better. Life in one day. Or. Do you know this song? This. Bounce around the by. No one listens to show at Carnegie Song. Not See. I don't know it just weirds me out. Fish was a huge deal when. For you, they weren't though like. I'm. Following not, they had no. Bees was a huge band sleaze. Be Exactly. They were huge in union city Indiana, nine, thousand, nine, hundred. You can't compare sleaze bees to. Fight find the highest charting fish Song K. because. Tell me sleaze vs didn't have bigger. Yes lease B.'s right. You know. That's a terrible name, not a great name admittedly. Ball sauce Google's rent it and then looks through. Read it I, think you. Ladies and gentlemen. Please have your attention. What do I have a story for you? Buy? A car can be involved sure. Carly are you in general freaked out by funeral homes or not? Here's. We've Lost Her oh. She's there curly. She did it again. Carly. Can't. Computer into. It! Yeah now I'm GonNa, go ahead and Potter Gay. She swears he's GonNa say this effing thing or It's your effing fall of course. Jason Fix it right. That's that's what happened. What two three weeks ago? She couldn't figure it out. Two seconds later buoyed the rescue. He fixed it. More allegations this is by the way from. ABC DFM. ABC News affiliate in Alabama. More, allegations are coming out in the investigation of an Alabama cemetery. Be Mobile Mobile both. Mobile. Mobile County District Attorney's office is now suing the alleged illegal cemetery in Prichard because the lawsuit alleges. A funeral discount was offered in exchange for sexual favors Wow, according to the lawsuit. Bonner and McMillan allegedly told a female client. A funeral for her mother would cost six thousand dollars in. She had five days to come up with the money. The complaint says a discount was offered in exchange for sexual favors. The woman and her family, according to the lawsuit were forced to have their loved one cremated against her last wishes after what is described as a poor embalming job. Oh My. It gets worse. Other compliance. Hecht state headstones were paid for the families never received. That's that's not good. The sixteen page document outlines a June twenty nine, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty, in which investigators found no air, conditioning or cold storage. Oh, my human remains in the embalming room suite. Is this case the lawsuit says the information supports a complaint that a was left unim- bombed for an extended period of time, and a corpse had begun to admit an odor of decay. Of course. Yeah, grody Yucky. That's good. You gotTa have. White balls to say hey, six thousand dollars and we do need that payment in the next five days were so sorry about your mother. If. You'd like to knock that down to three K.. Once you have a go with this. I know you're sad, but. Are you a little bit horny because. You couldn't get some money off. This tab and I know how to balls this funeral home because we don't have an air conditioner and it smells like dead people in here, but you have to be a little turned on by this right. Yeah, look! Man Guys. World that no bat guys the little guys. Man That's the kind of thing of a guy thinks of yeah I'm going to set up a cemetery. We're not gonNA. Do a very good job I'm just in the for the we're just to be. These are sad depressed people. They're desperate. I'm not attractive. I can take advantage of their weakness their vulnerability mainly. I can basically wedding or not wedding crash funeral crash like like Will Ferrell Ferrel. Yeah, wow, disgust, all right. That's terrible. Yeah, a poor embalming job I mean. I? I mean he was asked. Careful to do jobs or possibly here I can either more embalming job you can know. Well that gross. Option one. So Gross Carly. Carly. Jason Heaven fix it. Yeah I don't know what's going on. Come on well. Going about your day all right I'll do sports while you see if you can get her reconnected. How's that okay? All right. I brought to you by our friends at builders and remodelers, thanks, builders and remodelers. Heeds time for Fan. Five brought to you by builders and remodelers. Baseball's in trouble yet again the owners proposed a seventy six game twenty twenty season, but they still want the players to take another pay cut seventy five percent pro rated. The players don't seem to have any interest in that. The League previously rejected the players one hundred and fourteen game offer. They are inching closer, but it's June ninth yep. At some point, they're just going to have to say this season is lost, and they're not moving very quickly, but I think even. Marnie last week was like they don't figure out in about a week here. The timelines just not gonNA work right. In there, you don't seem to be close enough, right? They just keep saying reduce salary. Reduced Salary reduced salary in the players like one hundred percent pro rated. We want all of it every game we play. We want one hundred percent of what we would have been paid. In the owners are like. Yeah, we're not doing that. Players are like well. Yeah, we're not doing that. So when it comes to the twenty twenty season, it may just be yeah, we're not doing that. Which I think is a lot closer than people think because eventually. Let's say two weeks from now. They're like all right. We're GONNA play seventy five games. Then you get into like October weather in mid West areas like Milwaukee. CHICAGO MINNESOTA CLEVELAND. You're not you're gonNA, have so many rainouts delays because of the weather. It's a bad look for baseball. This is going to be really tough to recover from if they don't play a season because. Because, they couldn't agree on how much millions of dollars they wanted. And you had when you're. When you're Major League Baseball, you had the opportunity even without fans in the stands right to take advantage of no NHL. Playoffs, NBA play-offs. It could have been you by yourself as the only major sport going, and you would have four months or a month if you would have. Together. You have been up and running. I right maybe. Early July Europe running way before the NHL or the NBA's back at the end of July you can add a month. To steal all the headlines, and you're not going to be ready and as we've seen. When all of them went away, it took second the NBA. Of them went away, which was obviously look back in the right move, but the second. The NHL was like I. Think we're coming back and they have a plan. The NBA is like. Wait a minute, so do we? So they were just looking for one team to make the movement. Baseball's like now. We don't WanNA. Play it. We want all the money stupid. It's pretty interesting. Thank you. I think he was talking about the concept, not necessarily your breakdown, right? I don't know the difference delvin. Cook is holding out. We've talked about it throughout the morning I assume it's going to be a constant conversation the rest of the day here on the fan that he is going to hold out until he gets a reasonable contract extension see, I thought he was holding for Hero Great Point Thank you. I knew you were gonNA. Play all right now. We're holding out that Jason's a hero and can fix the Opel. Carl. Is Incapable. He can't do it either. So are just carly just done for the week. She'll be on a for full in the Blake by phone. There's a problem on their end with their microphone Oh. Can't they afford a new? He's got that. Any till penguins money. That that new deal. That penguin money anywhere, but Alaska. Yeah, which is. Oscar and that we're penguins or Arctic. Interpreting I WANNA. Do a show from Antar. Nobody asked you literally. Nobody even ears about that thing like I wonder where Zach do show. A sausage chapter. Not Writing a book about Oh I. See, you're trying to give me to write a book about you. Chris. Wants to go to show from sex island damn ran into you. I'm going to do a show. Called the. The very. Just gone up! That'd be about it. To Act. It's subtitled the disappointed prostitute. That's right, but he doesn't care. No, what is he? He's paying because he doesn't care if they're paid the play now back to the snacks. That was walking tight. Wow! That was a Freudian slip. Wait and a happen. Michael Flatley just just. Potential fired a fiery non on beautiful Tuesday morning. Right back of A. Movie. Read bits genius and. Nebraska's JD spillman might be a gopher. You never know he's going to enter the transfer portal. Nebraska is going to try to talk him out of it, but everybody else is saying to. You might be on the move, and he has one year of eligibility left, so people are daydreaming about the opportunity to have Rashad. Bateman Crisanto Belen Spielman. Be Your three wide receiver trio. That'd be sweet, Wow! Let me last year's Tyler Johnson and Bateman and not Mandel. That was awesome. But! Replacing Johnson with Spielman, it'd be pretty freaking sweets. Yeah I wonder if he would be eligible to play immediately I am not sure about that and I. Wonder Why win. Jd Spielman made his college decision why he chose Nebraska over the University of Minnesota. In the first place I wonder if he'd look back on and go. Yeah, I probably should have gone there to begin with. Let's go there now. His answer that I've seen. Is that he you know he? He had a bunch of friends. Some of those guys that just named that he wanted to play with. Though it'd be cool to play with them at the university. Minnesota Like my heart was just. Saying Nebraska I don't know what that meagher for him. I think he did did. WanNa play with some of these guys and some of these guys are still here I think. So they'll play with them. You know. HOW RIGHT THERE! Hot take thanks man. I hope he place here. Be Cool. It'd be cool. That's enough sports. That's it yes, enough. Great words? Was Awesome Carl your thoughts. She has no thoughts on what obstat. Great tune, thanks. Headlines when we get back, and then about twenty five minutes, or so from now we'll do a fill in the blank with Carl Hooper. From her. Of Socratic Laptop so just be calling in on the telephone line. Play fill in the blank. So it'll be fine sure. This is the power drill morning on the fan. Thank you. Can you know before we get a break? May I please talk to you. Lovely power trip listeners about something that I think that you're really somebody. Look back and say thanks hot appreciate that, and that is the idea of going the light stream dot com slash hockey, my last name and getting yourself a credit card consolidation loan now I don't know if you have any credit cards, but I know this. If you have even one credit card, you've got credit card. Debt and I also know this the average. APR OR INTEREST RATE ON A credit card in America. Is Nineteen percent. 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This segment than it did last segment. The connection is clear agreed. Loud in Gua- I brought a man into the picture. Well just in time for headlines I know you love 'em. How time for? A tourist Indonesia jumped into a well when he was being chased by a wild dog. He broke his leg and then was stuck there for six days. Yeah. You're getting chased by a wild dog, so you jump in a well to protect yourself. Break your leg and you're stuck there for six days. That sucks I. Mean I'm the only way they got him out. As because somebody heard him screaming, they just happened to walk by. And it was was a Bali of. Did you say that? Is that where it was Nesia? Where apparently, that's becoming like such a a tourist spot for people from like England stuff like that that they're having to put up signs saying watch out. 'cause wells are just like everywhere, and there's no there's. No top there's nothing them up, so you just be? Running from a dog in following awhile. Cakes. Yes, Horrid folks I've heard Bali is lovely. Okay. A hotel Germany. That clearly doesn't understand that beauty is chubbiness. has been people who weigh over two hundred eighty six pounds from staying there because they might break their quote, elegant designer furniture meat sauce, so if you're over to eighty six, they won't let you in. Imagine being like on the border and you show check in, and they make you step on the scale. Your honeymoon to eighty two now like right this way, sir. Eighty seven. You're like I'm going to the bathroom I'll be right back, right? My God so you're to fifty. Yeah, no, WOW, yeah! Levers four months of cheeses finally been eliminated. The world's tallest living dog just set another record. He's also the world's oldest great Dane Oh. Check this out tickets out at this. Point when he stands on his back legs. HOW TALL! izzy! Tallest living dog when I stand on his back legs. Tall is the. World, record might my guess to make me sound stupid if you're way off and I'm going to say this is going to be stupid I. Stand on his back legs six. Oh Taller than that. I'm going to say eight feet really. Goes six I'm GONNA go six, five, six five. Nine shocking shocking. The dog weighs more than eight to me. He just turned eight years old. Eating weighs more than two hundred pounds that dog on his back legs. Seven feet tall. Wow, wow, that's a huge yeah. Maybe, it's a girl so literally. Literally if it probably is. A sinkhole in Florida took down some traffic lights, which caused a major accident. Dude sinkholes terrified terrifying. Yeah, forget fallen into well. Think about just walking down the street in the street. Just says Nah just open. Joke, but still. Once in a while, the earth just says I'm tired. Yeah, it goes pacman on Yup. And you just fall into the ground feed, be right, sh-. Tree House, a horse or tree shop. How Street little? Wars. Shop of. Three House of horrors is the Simpsons Halloween half their. Today! Well. Karl. Did you hear the button that we've added to the the button bar that he said at the opening segment of you listening to this morning? Briefly but Now, saw said this. It. We're going to run into the ground for the next ten to fifteen years, but saw said this should be in my. Carly name anything. You're looking at around the house right now named something. A pen that should be in my body name something else. May telephone should be in my son. This one. No, that's really fun. It's a fun game. Stop Zach talking? A bottle of diet coke that should be in my mind, Chris Hockey, that should be ball. Scientists may have a quote mirror image of the Sun and about three thousand light years away. Say That one more time. Scientists may have found a quote mirror image of the Sun and Earth about three thousand light years away. So we're getting. The Earth is in the goldilocks zone as they like to say right where it's, it is the exact right distance from the sun. For Life to be. Possible essentially right, it's the perfect temperature. Clearly other solar systems have planets that are in their version of the goldilocks. But. They're saying they've found one. That's almost identical. Three thousand light years away similar sized star, apparently and similarly placed planets. Similar distance from that star. Paul your hands up. Why do they call it? The goldilocks zone? Is there a reason? It's just right. It's just right how you honestly didn't understand Eric. Holder hot or not too close right spot. Oh, got it. I thought it was maybe like. Yeah. What did you think of? What would you think? That like a blonde girl found it. May maybe the the guy who discovered it. Daughter's name was Goldie Law. That's the most sexist thing ever. A guy must have discovered because women campy scientists. Rosie me these notes. Yeah Right. Lady's name is goldilocks. Yeah, that's the name maybe. Discovery time that this happened the discovery time in which this happened bunches try. What do you mean the discovery to find that? When was the discovery? By daft bonds I discovered the new cartoons. Scientists just discovered this. You know those male scientists that you claim might have daughters who probably are playing with barbies while they're doing science fiction, their wife's Internet right? Well, sorry? You honestly didn't understand the goldilocks. Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us are straight high school students, coral is. Why none of us are high school students. Graduated? And Congratulations! He just graduated. During that discovery, zone time. I'll be honest I wasn't listening Tiger King Star. Joe Exotic is begging president trump to pardon him. He says he'll be dead in two or three months if he doesn't get out of prison. Pardon me grow. Point doesn't have any safety in prison needs to create some alliances quickly. Yeah, way too much sons, Eric Harley. How far into it are you now? I'm. Just started season seven. How many seasons are there? That's it. Almost! Curly. Can I tell you? I've bought a new cycle. Exactly like the one that Jack gets right now. And that's the reason I bought it because it looks just like his I love it. He's got aside for you. So. Many things. That's so exciting. Cars. Would you sit in the SIDECAR? Yeah, I'd sit in the SIDECAR. That should be in my, but. This is fascinating. Netflix's has beaten the US government for the global trademark rights to Space Force. Now no kidding. Did you finish it Hawk now? I only got through three episodes. And again it's not good I'm going to have to really have nothing else to watch to finish it because I don't hate it looks. Great was just nothing trailer off, but think about what I just said, though that means right that the US can't call it the space force. Is that what that means I assume yeah. If NETFLIX's has the global trademark to it, they're going to have to call it something else. That would be like Netflix. Backdate calling something the Marines I then the marines crap. Got To come up with another name and sauce I assume that name would be fighting men and women. Oh! Saas include. Good job good came like. Ten minutes can't be scientists. Was it fighting vice their lives for our country, apparently fighting men and women. I think so no. So? You want these men to punch women. Fight Women No. Okay fine. Let me start over. People per people per protecting our world protecting participating in a golfer. People because everyone's included. Yes, because that's the way it should protecting our world from. evil. In the form of other humans interesting, yeah OK P protecting us from evil people. Because everyone's included, everyone can be evil, and everyone can be good. Take that. Wow, that's a really long title for a group of Marines were taken. Former NBA All star, Alan Iverson is going to receive thirty two million dollar trust fund payment. Thanks to a lifetime deal with Reebok. He gets that in twenty, thirty got thirty, two million, just sitting there ten years from the he loves ten more years. Any probably will get thirty two million to sell in a trust fund. That guy was. His agent because this agents how quickly he was spending money. It's genius. They put a bunch of that. It's all reebok money I think yeah Reebok. Kidding. All right this is for this is specifically for Kirk cousins in Kendra brothers and everybody. That's a giant fan, but it's in the news today that creed from the office. was almost fired after the second season. If you guys remember, there's a there's a Halloween episode where Michael is required to fire somebody, it's like a budget cut. He doesn't want fire, everybody or anybody because he wants to be friends with. Everybody doesn't want somebody to hate him. So He. Head Hedges his bets, and he and he's trying to figure out who to fire in creed eventually talks him into firing Devon. WHO's this random guy who's dressed like a Hobo? Sitting in the back and Devin? Get Super pissed and says I'm going to poor Richard's screw. All of you essentially. Devon the guy that played Devon. His real name is Devon Abner had just been hired. For a play in new. York, so he volunteered to get fired off of the office, so he's a creed can stay. I'll be the one I, really. He went this ever. He like all volunteers tribute. To do anyway, you guys do the TV show. I'll do the play. Fired himself kind of found the office. It's true they and after listening to that audio book about it and I'll play the scene in just a moment you're talking about, but that's exactly what I was devastated both of them. That's their names. Yeah, in real life, the real name, right greet brightness, his real name, and they were both hired just as extra to populate the office. They didn't think either of them would ever have. Speaking parts treats brilliant. And they got the no creed and got to realize how weird a guy he wasn't real life and he he did some genius things to kind of make himself noticed as well. and. It came down to the head to fire one person and you're right. That was the main reason, but here's the scene Devon. Talked you first. Creeds and you know that well. No, no, no, no, no, no, not at it right the first time. Did exactly. You gotta go with you. Cut Man. No I can't no, I can't go back. I would look like an idiot. Why I'm being fired now, so you might not look like an idiot. Was all this stuff that I said? It was a business downturn cutbacks and this year unbelievable. In addition to severance I want to. Give you this gift certificates chillers. Caroline Jim Panteli Toby Oscar Meredith. Fill a stanley or the temp fin. If you WANNA, meet me for a drink I'm going to be a poor riches, and the rest of you can go to hell. Just. Great writing and I show. There's so many homerun creed moments. I can't believe we would have had the same kind of experience had been the other way. And who knows what Devon's character would have been, but creed was freaking brilliant screen, right He. His batting average was off the charts because he was sometimes, he would not even be prominent at all in an episode, but. If he had one line. That one line was probably the best line of the episode of what about the episode shows up with a bloody shirt on, and it's. Halloween is like man timing. Couldn't today really good timing? Brilliant just great just A. It's great the the Savannah. Where they do that you know the murder mystery bit, and he shows up late to work that day, and he walked in and Michael Scott's in character as Caleb crawdads just goes. There has been a murder increases goes. He just give me a minute and like runs to his car heels. Home run. A great show that should be in my body. We'll do fill in the blank with Carl Hooper when the power outage overturns after this. On the fan surveys, we're clear now. Bicycler, thank you. A. Eight thirty nine final segment of the power to moisture for today. Carlin I would just discussing different ways for me to. Find my way to Vegas. For three special days. Later at the summer. She had some good points. About forty five hundred dollars. Or the points? Make up an excuse to say you're gone somewhere else. Good Star. said. No No, no, you have to be honest about us. Got To be honest. Here's what I want. That's you can do it. That's right. Here's one of Daddy's GonNa. Leave for three days once a year every year. Because back, happy and dehydrated, who do you? Do you say daddy to? None of Your Business. All right. We're GONNA. Play fill in the blank. In just a moment. Game that last week included zero blanks. I'm fine as A. So I've got way more blanks this week. Awesome yeah. So we played. Right I. Mean you guys want to go right into it? I mean yeah some. You're waiting to have something else you need to. Love this game or good quarter? That makes me happy. Happy, you'll have two kids. Your wife is a disaster. Low Button. All right here we go. Fill in the blank sentence with blanket. You felt thing. In. Rosie's not here to go first or try to cheat Carlin's paper. Senator normally. We should make him go I which make him go I. It's no no more cheating age before beauty. The most sensitive part of the body. Is the tip of. ood! Can I. Know I! Wow. Your questions curly. She's Yes obviously C. sitting question. Well, it's a real word, and it's like A. It's a part of the body. I'm wondering if I can say it. Long, as you use the technical term. Thing that referring to carly sauce believes is an urban legend. He thinks. Oh. Eight thousand nerve endings. Ex. I. 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One of them, but also like to see your topless. Then I'll show you both of them. Here. The most sensitive part of the body. Is the tip of your. These be who wants to go I I. Say it. I don't know what. My guess is if you're struggling to say it's not going to be right answer. Would you spell it for starts huddled? Start spelling it, and then we'll tell you when it's. Spelling. C. L. I. Okay. You could've stopped after three letters we knew. That is not well I doubt. Oh I love you. Saw Carly's. I wrote Thompson Nice and that is what I wrote is what I'm sorry, what you right Tom. We both said. Zach. Did you guess yeah the the Vul- care? You know the thing in the throat the. The Oh. The you loss from Mr. Vulva in your throat. Congratulate my serve to say sauce never has, and you're doing it wrong. Me Jeffrey Dahmer. No you guys are all wrong. The most sensitive part of the body is the tip of your fingers. It feels every sense. Makes Sense. I? Totally disagree but Hain. Sexual NECE. So, none of you get a point on. The average speed of far coming out of your rectum. Is How many per second this time you're going first Zach four four feet per second carly. I, said to to sauce three three core I. think it's faster than that. I actually think I'm under, but I said twelve. The, actual? Going right by your face, John Chriswell. Ten feet! Close ten feet per second. So plus Do nothing of you guys. Scientists say that a friendship that lasts this many years. We'll probably last you a lifetime. This time you go, I I. I wrote ten years. He wrote ten years. Zach seven, he wrote seven years. See that's exactly what I wrote, so my logic was like. College issues for years right and people. Get some long term relationships out of college. But I feel like if you're past that in the next kind of group five six seven years if you are friends longer than a standard. Age Window if you're in that five six seven year range, I think then you're probably set so I, said seven. It's interesting. What'd you say Carly? I said seven. because. My logic, though is because you know, they say the seven year itch with a marriage which? Today is my seven year wedding anniversary. The seven year itch starts today. you got? A. Lot going to scratch over there. You need done so what you're saying before I. Cut you off. You were saying Sunday. I feel like if you know if that's the number you can make it. Pass marriage wise if that's what they say I feel like the friendship, too. So, three of us have seven sauce. You said ten. And let me tell you. Three of you're right on the Michael, Nice. Wow You were current. We nailed it. Good lodges is and I. Don't know the logic, but all that sounds right to me, so that's pretty. one to nothing here we go. The largest consumer of fireworks. The United States is. COURT YOU GO I. I said army slash military. Slash military I see what you're saying. Aside and stuff like that. Yep Yup. Carla. Teenage Boys, Very specific okay. that. Musicians the fans. What'd you say John Crease? Teenagers You'RE GONNA. Kick Yourself. This one's pretty obvious think about it. The largest consumer of fireworks in the United States is. The world's company. Right come I. I know I know? And lastly the trying to break the tie for the win. This treat and I think by the way this one's very gettable. This ain't got. This one was used to create the effects of parting the Red Sea and Cecil B Nineteen, twenty three film. The Ten Commandments Carl. You think you've gotTA. Tell me what you think you wrote. Ice Cream ice cream, soft spreads. Saucy Braun show I wrote mentos. because. Why Tony me I don't understand. Mentos like when you put them in like with Diet Coke. Everything goes away from it. That was my it. Everything goes away from it does. So it says as I see what you're saying. This was nineteen twenty-three. Stop asking you for your thought process. Okay. Thank you. From. Maybe you're right. We don't maybe right Zach I also selected ice cream. Scream interesting corey. Second time. We've talked about it today but I'm doing. I'm thinking about partying. Even though it doesn't visually make any sense, it doesn't I. Don't think it looks like a Red Sea at all, but I just think of partying like an Oreo like it apart. But maybe worse than sausage sauces. No, because at least mine was a sentence with words that go in the right order. So your Lancers I'm going Oreo. Visually. That makes no sense, but I think of. Pulling them apart like teddy KGB. The game will end in a tie damage. twinkie or something or reclose? What kind of tree give us a? It's not meant house. Give us give us A. John Row of treat. Narrow it down a little bit for us. Widely available. In his tree like. Different colors and flavors. Flavors. Popsicle, but you're getting close snow cone snow. Is it frozen and Rosen? Is it like a baked good of? Nope you buy it already made. With a spoon, not dependent. Pudding. You're getting any closer yogurt cream nope Jello. Used Rat Jello. It's a one one tie Carly Zach and cory with the win on today's edition, a fill in the I. Don't have any friends that have had for seven years. Who can be friends with somebody for seven straight years? That's insane. We're going to find out today if your wife can. I doubt she'll number two turnover serie really don't think she did like fifty fifty six. Thank you big year for US apparently the. All those cupcakes? Yes, wedding, my wedding, whatever one and a half. One, and a half than I even had at least seven. At least twelve I love not. He's kept gates. After one and a half I was. Really, really good. I would've eaten seven. If I could've couldn't do it. Bad. I think it was called. Cinnamon or neighbors got them for a couple of days ago. Cinnamon Roll cupcake. Maybe their best yet. Insanely Long I knew. It was awesome. That sounds amaze. Oh good, yeah, knottiest cupcakes are elite. Well currently here pleasure. Star. Jason Thank you. Work I appreciate it. I'll tell Jason. Maybe, he should play. Wipe next time around. Yeah he can. He can join instead of me here. Yeah, that'd be great. Okay guys. You. Day. All right we're back tomorrow. Five thirty nine Paul Allen Air Norquist our next. Noggin no rosie this week, but will have. Barney hyllner tomorrow. Sauce has got a cool business putting together tomorrow that we talked about last week with Marnie that That's on the docket for tomorrow in the Eight o'clock hour probably. Has Been departure morning show. Thanks for checking out. Twenty four hours a day on the I heart radio APP, see them. Dan. Listen back to today's power trip morning. Show board here previous podcast on the iheartradio APP or DOT, com

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06 -Tutto bello ma cos' E Tu Yalli?

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June 16. 2020

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05:34 min | 4 months ago

June 16. 2020

"Good Tuesday morning I'm Jake Sherman, and welcome to your political playbook audio briefing and I'm Anna Palmer kicking off the morning with a fun spotted Mark Meadows dining with Mick Mulvaney hysteria on Fourteenth Street on Monday night. If you told both of them. During the Heady Freedom Caucus days of two thousand fifteen when they tried to dump speaker John Boehner that they would both be white. House Chief of staff they would've laughed in your face and huffpost fuller would have been there to tweet it a hat tip to outside and stat for that. The big news of the day is that at noon. President Donald Trump will speak in the Rose Garden in front of Families Of Victims of police violence to lay out his executive order to overhaul a handful of law enforcement practices. The has several planks. The Justice Department will certify independent organizations to provide accreditation to police departments de escalation use of force and community engagement. The certification would hinge on the banning of the chokehold unless an officer targeted by deadly force, it would also include programs to help police better deal with homeless and mentally ill citizens. It would seek to instill escalation tactics in police departments and quite. It would increase the capacity of social workers working alongside law enforcement for the implementation of cove, responded programs so that they arrive and address situations together information sharing the order would create assistant share information about police officers who use excessive force certain grants to police. Departments would be based on sharing this information the white. House is pretty high disorder and believes it's. It's a significant step. Our colleague Nancy Cook notes the President's mission is to confront police misconduct without offending police Democrats in actually some Republicans are going to say it's not enough and trump in his remarks will nudge Congress to do more and pass a police reform bill. Senior aides told us last night that if Senator Tim Scott Public South. Carolina can get. Get his bill through the Senate. The administration will support it. The White House, though is privately skeptical that Congress can do anything and probably rightfully, so this process thus far has been captained by John Smith Jared Kushner and Mark Meadows keep an eye on them and see how much they lean into the legislative process in the coming days as Congress revs up, there's a sliver of space for a narrow deal between Republicans Democrats, but time is short. The only person who can move Republicans toward some deal is trump, and it's not at all clear Democrats believe it's in their political interest. He get a small compromise Republicans are signaling. They don't have a ton more space to maneuver beyond this Johanna deal could. Eliminate no knock warrants and codified some accreditation standards into law. The administration could be talked into eliminating the chokehold through legislation, according to sources, but they have drawn the line at limiting qualified immunity. There are a bunch of hill dynamics that are important to keep an eye on. Senator John Thune the number two. Senate Republican from South Dakota and Senator Roy Blunt the Republican from Missouri suggested to our own Burgess effort and android. That this bill won't come up before the July fourth break. But Scott on the other hand wants to move quickly of course got seems to recognize that there's risk to waiting. Momentum slows. Time Ticks on, plus July is going to be dominated by the drafting and consideration of another coronavirus stimulus bill. If they wait police, reform might get caught in that legislative logjam. Driving News is today Senate lunches Fed. Jared J.. Paul will testify in front of Senate banking. At Ten Senate Judiciary is a hearing police use of force and community relations, Joe Biden will participate in League of Conservation voters victory. Victory Fund fundraising event this evening. The F. T. reports. Global stocks are rallying on rising hopes for us. Stimulus bill, including a Bloomberg report that says the trump administration is preparing a trillion dollar infrastructure, spending package Mitch McConnell and Senate. Republicans have all by themselves on fire, saying they wouldn't consider a large-scale infrastructure built description for Mary L. Trump's book about her uncle Donald is out. It reads in this revelatory authoritive portrait of Donald J trump and the toxic family that made him very L. Trump a trained clinical psychologist and Donald's. 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 Joe Dunthorne and Sarah Crossan on poetry and fiction  books podcast

The Guardian Books Podcast

39:10 min | 1 year ago

Joe Dunthorne and Sarah Crossan on poetry and fiction books podcast

"They. The garden. Hello. And welcome to the guardian books put cast. I'm Richard Lee. I'm Clara, Mr. and I'm Sean Kane this week. We welcome Sarah crossing with the latest long-form verse novel Tuffy the story. Young runaway who finds herself living with an elderly woman suffering from dementia day. Remember the details of the book. But I just remembered this friendship between an old man these teenagers, and how complicated and beautiful that friendship was. And I think in some ways older people and younger people are marginalized and their voices ignored. And I wanted to have two characters whose voices were being ignored. But they were hearing each other. I we talked to Joe dental whose best known as a novelist. He's published two novels since his debut submarine, which Richard I wad turned into a cult film in two thousand and ten but now he's turning his talents to poetry or other. Now, his decided to bring his verse out into the open because it turns out Dunton's been writing poetry for some time, doesn't it? And I always thought of John Boehner's, novelist. And then I heard talk that he was having a poacher collection published by Faber, and I was his prosper then looked it up and he has been writing poetry for quite a long time. But his poetry is kind of strange because often than not lay seem sort of life thought experiments or even jokes instead of. Yeah. I mean, there's a there is a beat rhythm to a lot of them. But a lot of them are just kind of funny. And I did I did rate one to my partner recently. He gave me a bit of a baffled. Look wasn't really sure to compute what I just head. But I've always really liked. I've really liked his sense of humor for a very long time. I read submarine as a teenager, and I just I really really loved his character Oliver. So I have always been interested in everything he's written. And I do think he's getting better and better. So a began by reminding him of an interview that we ran with him last year in the observer where he said his last novel, the adulterants, which is really really good it just come out. And he said that he felt like Nova writing at that point was getting harder for him each time, which is sad for me. But without ever wanting to say that like poetry's some out easier than novel writing, I started by asking him, whether it was a sort of respite fame to write poetry. Is. And it has always been the fun thing really in my writing life. I guess is a sense that you can't spend nine to five writing poems. And no one would want to do that. Or could do that. So poems represent always this little pocket of fun. And I guess maybe I have always given my best parts of my data poetry. So maybe that's why I find it fun. But yeah, it's it's it's a joy, and it continues to be fun because you finish something at the end of you half an hour hour, whatever you give yourself even if it's terrible you've completed thing. And then you go to your novel, and it's two and a half years in your halfway through. Yeah. And how do in days, do you actually say you're feeling like you're getting no with a novel? Do take a break and going up. Yes. Definitely. I think they can feed into each other in quite a useful way. You know, lots of produce lots and lots of poems. I think it's just a kind of. Almost like one would do if one did weights which one doesn't if you did exercise is like that. It's just something. I do every day as a habit, which I enjoy it's a pleasure, but often those poems, very good. But I'll look to slice out favorite lines or images or whatever. And then I have a big follow. My computer recycle put them on into the recycling. Folder an essentially over many years of built up enough images that in a novel. If I get to a scene say in Alec cooking seen I think I'd love to have a really startling onion. Similarly, now, then I can search onions and similarly and all my onions Emily's will come on. I can pick my tech. Take take opponents mostly so so they do have a relationship while might do. Okay. Eater vita couple now just demonstrate because a lot of humor in these poems and pilot of wordplay in really fun that you having a lot of fun with language. Could I ask you could you read I decided to stop therapy? And because it's short patch. Follow it up with at thirty three. I finally had the dream. Oh. In trying to keep away from my parents. Thanks. I wanted to see how unhappy I could get an it was very I did not know where I'd go to do it somewhere. Not as beautiful my life was hopeless. When it was I had the thinnest skin since sliced then God in the shape of young professional paused her soft commute, and she did recommend a man who shut his eyes before he spoke, and he never let my jokes jokes never gave my pain of prize. And in time I did step clear of his unaffordable home to kneel in a garden square. That was open to non just this one day of the year. And there I thought of other words for the little bitty sticks of grass that were not leaves or blades. And then the that's been. This is the pun. I think when I give a copy of this book to my mom and dad, I'm going to redact every. Without the. Yes. Oh, maybe ask vibe if they can print a special. Nice. At thirty three. I finally had the dream where I made love to my mother. I kept saying you, my mother, and she said, I absolutely am then she phoned, my father and told him everything. I actually still you eat that once I was a favor thing where they'll getting the fables to present their work, and you go on and you did a few ratings, and there's just this really interesting reaction in this room because it was a lot of people that while the outright laughing a lot of people doing this sort of nervous laugh where I think they weren't really sure because it was poetry whether they were supposed to be kind of tackling this with much more serious. Have you had that sort of that kind of funny reaction via poetry does make people feel awkward in that way? And there's the whole are you allowed to clap thing. You know, is a poem a short poem. Does that deserve applause Halong as opposed to have to be before? You're lied to clap it. Yeah. And so there is also unfortunate awkwardness attached to poach laughter is one of them, especially if you feel some high poetry's associated with deadly serious soul Baring. Yeah. Then is it appropriate to laugh, and do you think there is a is there any line in poetry in terms of how funny is before? It just becomes sort of a joke with the punch line, right? Because some of these are like properly, we just saw the Skype of their that. There are some poems that just pure poetry with often very serious in this. This quiet little dot nece in this collection. But then there's some poems that out, right, Harry. Right. Yeah. There are a few of the really short ones, which do come close to being punch lines. I guess I'm interested in how you can drag redefine one thing to the other very very quickly. And you know, the more you get them in the middle of laughing. And then you drop something. Heavy on them. So I try and think of Huma whenever I'm using all my writing as what's the purpose of it. Like, what trick might what position of getting the reader into in order to do something else being funny in a poem alighted to go very quickly to dock places because the kind of people are on site. Oh, this is jolly, and then you can take them some quite bleak. This sort of thread throughout these puns and tenses, the narrator and some of them refer t Jay. And then some of them are new parents and thirty somethings and often people that feel some sort of anxiety about children or status. Friendships, and it's kind of it's something that we see in your novels as well with ROY in the adulterants also Oliver and submarine, I'm very touched all of because I read that when I was seventeen and so I was sort of near enough to to all of his age to say precious. It was brilliant. Is this sort of something is this something that you write about because it's something that you observe in your in life is sort of more interested in just that sort of inherent exile, t that people have being middle class suburban people in the things they worry about. I think there's a bit of both in the my writing I do cannibalize my own life and digested and Puka type. Comes as as in my work. So you know, when I was younger wrote a teenager and number older my last novels about someone in the thirties. I can see that. But I think it's definitely preoccupation on a wide level with surfaces and people's deeper thoughts or unconscious thoughts on show lots of writers have that as a preoccupation. But, but that seems to be something I keep coming back to, you know, the unknowable of the person across the table from you, and they often really vivid like what you're talking about before that a lotta these feel like almost veering on foot experiments, this the other poem ransom tape, right? Which feels almost like that. It's like, oh, my short story with with the Lord of the sort of middle caught out of would you mind reading rents at short. But I just I loved how much of a story was inherited it. Runsen type. A boom or some fruit keeps bubbling into frame. Our children are dressed in tracksuits the color of OB Jing's, they kneel clearing of soul gross somewhere between the equator and the tropic of Capra Cohen. It feels wrong to say the production values reassure us at the press conference. We make it clear we will not pay we pay handing a whole two young men in Wendy's Caracas while our kids wrists tied wait politely in the accessible restroom it unlocks from both sides. So we were talking before about that. Whether there was a line between a joke and poem, I will say interested in how many of these stories feel like that sort of stepping off point that you could potentially fantastic even even a novel or short story out of this sort of scenario and part of the joy of it is the imagining how this scenario happened. You were saying before that you have the recycling voter, and you go in and you find your onion similize, but have you ever had that relationship with poetry that it's fed into a much greater work of fiction that it started as something that you just needed to put down on paper, and it really looked like poem. And then it's found its way into something else. Definitely. I think instinctively think of story is a given size like that poem probably would have seemed at least like a short story first. And then if I'm trying it on in that size and the same for a novel. It's not. Always the case that the biggest sinding idea is the biggest story or maybe it's interesting to play against you know, what happens if you boil a novel into haiku, so yeah, it's definitely the case that sometimes you just have to right into the thing. Try it as short story, it doesn't work. Maybe it's a novel. Maybe it's a poem. So you kind of just shove shove the thing into fits. It's it's right form. What am I do is get you to one last po- Cestino for my friends? Just because I think this is a really good example of both you on Reiter, but will say, I think inherited a lot of these pumps, and actually and your nobles as well that there is this sense that they're often in slightly absurd to world where people are acting not necessarily as you think they might or perhaps they're doing things that we wish we could do, but we're not doing. We don't see feel that we have that freedom to do it and the line in this the poem. I like was this poem is better for my own. Honesty. I was would you mind reading sustaining? Sestina from my friends. I know what my friends are thinking because of the things they say Joe, you a, shiny and worthwhile. And always thinking of others. I am not so great. I could name at least five people who are better. Here's one of my faults. I'm forever calculating high to present myself in any given situation calculating people give WG bells rings of satin as a gift and think that the person receiving the book will think better of them after reading it. They will say Joe it was beautiful. I mean, he's like the great gramps. I never had. He even made Suffolk. Compelling. I always give rings of satin as a gift, sometimes even two boys. Always is too much. I have given it twice if I'm calculating honestly wants to a girl who thought I was great for just over a month until she suspected correctly that I think I am more interesting than her. If I say, the boy gave to was better football than me than I think you understand better to be left for dead on the right wing. Always knowing the boy who embarrassed you let's say his name is Luke has this book in his. Bedroom. I'm calculating that. He won't have sold it because he thinks hopes that one day he might read it this great and clever book that was a gift, my friend who is not great at football. But by God, he's got a brain. And ultimately, it's better to have enormous thoughts than to be almost semi pro. I think great people do not have these kinds of thoughts. I always keep my mold copy somewhere half, inconspicuous. Calculating a spot where guests will see it. Sure. But will not say I bet Joe put that there. So I see it more likely they'll say such a clever book just lying there next to his football boots. It is great to know. Someone like Joe who is clever, but doesn't rub your face in it calculating people are the worst in existence. This poem is better for its honesty. Even when I admit all this stuff. My friends can always full back on my honesty. He thinks too much. They think we had best not say anything about that. Sestina. He'll always be great to us better than great more like excellent. Or this is what I'm calculating. I love that poem. And I think inherently this conversation about the idea literature somehow improving, and I think that sometimes people veer away from poetry because I feel like it's lofty, and that is something that they are going to have to pretend to understand rather than actually understand. And I just love how this you're kind of bang there about the the the motivations that we have more nominating particular books in alive, so odd to to to let go of that idea and just find out what you be okay with enjoying what you enjoy stores talking to my friend Ross this morning state of my house last night. We were both saying Wallace Stevens. No actually hate Wallace Stevens, but we both own Wallace Stevens books that we have them on our shelves. And we really wish that we liked what Stevens I hope I'll get one day. Why do I want to like it? Important to me. But yeah, it's impossible to to let go of that. And with with poetry. I guess the final poem in this book is called after I have written my important pub, and it sort of you trying to imagine yourself writing the most perfect poem someone even really likes civil ceremony. And you do you think that there is a lot of that still in Chichester that there is sort of a an inherent loftiness to the way that people right, or is it sort of you trying to sort of expose the anxieties that we as the reader feel about the things we read I think, you know, poetry is very fractured. There's lots of just very broad loads of people doing lots of things. But I think at the time when it was kind of freshened exciting to be rebellious -ly disrespectful in a poem is gone. And there's lots of poets who play. Full and have fun with Endo Filat that kind of speaking to canonical poetry that poem. Weirdly, I do want right. The perfect poets maybe, but in my head, I I want I hope that the perfect poem will happen. That's kind of what I'm chasing. But that poem. I guess a part of it is about how it's always the next poem. You have to kind of like part of the motivation of doing is thinking while the next time. I do I'm just going to nail it. Now knowing inevitable that your collection is out deal. There's anything approaching the perfect poem in this collection. This kind of way decide that there is. There there will poems. I wouldn't change which I guess is as close as you can get. That's a great feeling when you when you look at every word, I like that word I like that would too, and that's wonderful. Feeding you know whether they can honestly perfect. They're going to stand alongside Shakespeare, son. Is it seems less likely, but? The perfect in their own form. And do you. Now, see I mean, you've always written poetry and avoids been publicly referred dis novelist. Don, are you hoping now that we'll poetry so to feature do you think throughout your career now as equally as oval rushing to retold Leon was more like a poet than the novelist, but it's just such a slow process, at least my poetry processes, very very slow. And it takes me a long time to get a number of poems. I'm happy with. But I have more much more consistently been writing poems through my writing life than writing novels. So I if I was a betting man, I would put money on me still be writing poems when I'm seventy don't know about novels that was poet Joe Dunton, John. How'd you feel about this new direction? Would you miss him as a novelist or you happy with his portraits? I would miss him as an of list. And I think he's one of those writers that's quite up front. I think about the fact that a lot. Of the ideas, he sort of pulling apart in his novels things that he's pulling apart and his own life. And so the adulterants was to guy in his thirty's figuring out what it's like to be an adult guidance that is trying to figure out, you know, sort of do I want the mortgage life. Do I won't the kids and the dog that something? Yeah. I I want him to keep chasing his sort of internal conundrums in novels, and I do love the poetry. And I'd do it my poetry. But I I don't want him to stop please stop. Jay from poetry is a means of not writing novel to poetry as a means to write an oval, sir in joins us after this. Cross the Irish children's laureate and the author of eight novels most of which are inverse. We don't often interview children's writers on the podcast, but Claire you've been agitating for ages to have her in UAE. Well, is it just saying I slightly winced. When you described her practice children's novelist because laureate laureate, and she is obviously she is clearly identified as a Wii writer. That's where she is placed. But I didn't think of her as one by which I mean that I don't read her novels with that sense of separation that I get when I read way which is not written for me address to different group of people. Yeah, it's a dress to my children and not to me, and I don't get this. With her a tool I discovered her at the hay festival a couple of years back three moon rise, which is her another verse novel about two boys whose brother is on death row. And I immediately went flipping back through her back list. And it's a complete mystery to me how she manages to write fiction in poems. That are clearly short poems. And yet they're also totally it in terms of telling stories. They are proper. You don't notice that they are? And her latest novel is about a young runaway pitches up at the home of an old woman with dementia, and I basically think it should be taken up by age UK and distributed into care homes across the country and also obviously across island as well as schools because it's sort of wise and mature and as well as being fun despite the subject matter. Yeah. Yeah. I went again, she she writes such difficult subjects, but but she always manages to make them seem very easy to take. And again, it's it's part of this a magic trick. She does the nearest thing. I can equate it to his reading something like liberty press Santa Exupery, which adults read as a meditation on excess denizen children can read as a magic story about a little boy on the planet works on both those levels. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, when she came into join me in the studio, I came over fan, girl, I'm afraid. So Sarah, welcome to the studio wanting to into eve ages because I just don't understand how you do. What you do you write in inverse, and you write about very very serious objects for ROY a literature. We first met I think when I interviewed you for moon rise, which was about two boys whose brothers on death row. You don't get much more serious than that. And here Tuffy or new novels about a runaway girl who ends up in the house of an old lady with outsiders. But you deal with such serious subjects and you deal with them in verse. And the story that sort of the narrative is so smooth. And you don't notice that you're reading poetry it'll mistreat. I don't know why I always seem to write about difficult issues because I'm quite a happy human, you know, in my life. I'm quite jolly. But I suppose the work is the place where not where I can explore difficult things. And even though the the topics do seem quite serious. I tried to have Conan's of light in all of my books. My books are really hopeful. And there's lots of moments of joy in these books, despite the fact that that difficult that difficult topics the started with the way to water out a polish immigrant in Coventry. And then difficulty of being an immigrant basically and north of England. Yeah, I think that was really about my my own experiences as a child coming over from Ireland to England and being an immigrant, and what that felt like I didn't know at the time. I sort of thought it was a book about bullying because it also is a book about the waco's bleach out there, and how that's different to the way always believe each other girls tend to use friendships and relationships as weapons and words. Whereas boys kind of thump each other. And I thought that was an interesting topic. But of course, it was about a polish go moving to Coventry. And it was only when it was sold at the editor said, this is a wonderful exploration of the immigrant experience said. Oh, yes. It is. Also that I was writing about myself, I suppose, I think all the books are about me. So even the book, you mentioned moon rise about Joe whose brother Ed is on death row in Texas that Femy when I finished it when I finished the first draft that was an incomplete book because I hadn't emotion engaged because what does the death penalty have to do with me? Where was my kind of? Where was my emotional connection going to come? And it was only when I realized that that was actually a book about how do you say goodbye to the people that you love that? Then the book became a proper book, then my additive was happy with the book because when I first sent in it was just an issues book, and I don't right issue. All right stories. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they would seem on the surface to be issue books. But but they're sort of not which is another part of this. This magic tricky play. Well, I'm not interested in writing issues and doing a number on any reader and trying to convince them that my way of thinking about a particular issue is the right way to think about it. I I want to write stories about people and all my stories are about how we find love and belonging, which is what is humans were all trying to do. And that's I think at the core. What every toffee is about what moon rises won't one is about one is about conjoined twins. Yeah. Unexpected. Then I think that was a book about motherhood for me in many ways because it's about obviously to people who are stuck together and have to find a way to live happily, and and how they don't want to become unstuck that we imagine. They would little the research. I did showed that conjoined twins do not want to be separated. And I think that was a book about my connection to my daughter, and I didn't want to be separated from her that kind of physical pain. I had when I was away from her was something that I was able to explore through that through that book. Well, let's move on to talking about toffee, which I absolutely go ped down a have to say. And I didn't think of it. I never think of your books as why as funny, usually there's a separation when I read why apex? I am aware that I'm going into a place where I'm reading books, which are not intended for me, it really don't feel that with your books, and in a part of this is because it's the relationship between toffee the girl who is actually called Allison. But marla. Hi, she ends up in thinks of confuses her with with somebody from it such an adult relationship in a way, it's about the lady who's forgetting everything the young run away finding how to be good to do have dementia and your family, or I think the book that probably inspired me to write toffee was a book called the pig man by pulls Indo, and I read that book when I was I think thirteen before that I had never been reader. I didn't grow up in a house with lots of books. I had very supportive parents. But they were busy in. It wasn't a bookish family. But we read this book at school, and it made me how that made me solve. And I realized then that books had this amazing power. And I just chewed up books after that, I became a huge reader, and I have never forgotten that book, and I don't remember the details of the book. But I just remembered this friendship between an old man these teenagers, and how complicated and beautiful that friendship was. And I think in some ways. Older people and younger people are marginalized and their voices ignored. And I want to have to characters whose voices were being ignored. But they were hearing each other. And so I think that's why they connect and of. And of course, there are moments because Molly has dementia. She doesn't realize that she's the age that she is. And so she can interact with toffee or Allison whatever you want to call her that she can react to her as a peer. So they can have these really fun times together and difficult times together. But there's no inequality in the relationship that this. It's friendship in the most ordinary sense. Will you read a couple of little sections just to give us a sense of their personalities? Yes. So over read a poem called I am coffee. I am toffee. I tell Marla my real name twice. Allison allison. And she uses it for a while. Not looking at me, then continues to call me toffee. She thinks that's who. I am. So I stopped correcting her and anyway, I like the idea of being sweet and hard ago with a name for people to chew on ago who could break teeth. See it's so moving find that so moving really, I don't know why just has a real effect on me because it's so simple. And it just says so much about a child who's in distress trying to find your identity and finding an identity in something that isn't real name, you know, in being given a name that some has sums her up, and is a name that gives her strengths and in the name that yet. What I like about that poem is the last line girl who could break teeth that she has this toughness. But also, there's a sadness to that. Because she has had lots of violence in her life. So she understands what that means when the concept of that is it's interesting that that's the poem that you had asked me to read because that's the poem I began with. Although this is this is a poem that on page thirty five it's the very first poem. I wrote for this book, and it was the name that gave me the beginning of the story. So I started with the name I didn't start with the idea of having an old woman, or it was just I had this idea of go called toffee, and who is this go, call toffee? And that's where the book came from ready. Well. Let's let some be introduced probably Tamala. Now k. Oh in the book, which I have also chosen. Transparent. Every drool Malla opens makes her grunt. Every cupboard makes us scream every chair shove every door elbow. Can I help I ask where the teabags? She shouts. I go to the counter openness ceramic pot blueberries painted on the side. And hold up. What she's looking for makes? No sense. That's fruit that should have fruit in it. And she's right. The coffee container has gooseberries on the side the sugar container. Peres makes no sense. She repeats. I find told glass tumblers above the sink, fill three with tea coffee sugar and pop them on the countertop. You'll know where they are. Now Molla grins with his little of her mouth is possible smarter boiler cattle then. So you get the sense that Muller's also quite scratchy. She can't be scratchy. Yes, she's tough. And we realize as the book goes on perhaps why she so tough. She's had loss in her life that she is dealing with and has to continue sleep deal with because she forgets why she so sad. And then has to be reminded about what happens, and then Toffees the person realizes the perhaps she doesn't need to be reminded constantly about this awful thing. That's happened. So we've got this back story that emerges, although they're very short simple poems. There is a real complexity to the way they relate to each other, and they actually totally fulfill the purpose of a novel by creating less and less and less of story which involved past present and people who are half outside the picture and totally outside the pitcher. Yeah. I mean in terms of however, describe the form of the book, I rarely discrimi- was a poet a low lots of people want to describe me as opposed to. I sometimes think I should take that on and own it. But I'm verse novelist. So story for me is the king, and I want to create a story where people want to keep turning the pages and that they're invested in the characters and I like to do inverse because quite simply can miss out the boring bits. I can just get to the heart of the emotional landscape and chart that I don't have to worry about how carrot to get to the cinema that they get whatever bus to the cinema there at home or at the cinema, and then it's three years later. And so I can miss out all the boring stuff. But you, but you also have in that I wanted you to read that particular poem about Marlowe. You also have how people are defined by where they are. So about how Mullah relates to the fact that her ceramic pot have freaked on them when they contain tea and coffee says an awful lot about it, doesn't it? It's very economic way of expressing how confusing the world is for her. Yeah. Think that's the thing. It is. It is an economic way of. Of summing up of illustrating what's going on in a characters life for character. And I starting to get to the point as not just as a north. But as of Rideau where I'm reading very long bergh's and thinking this needed an editor. Why is it and snide hundred pages wide you've already straighted this part of a person's character on page sixty. Why do I need to see again on page nine thousand one hundred twenty one hundred fifty and I like when I write I write a lot more than is ever published. So I probably right to three times the amount. And I just Pero and pair way in Paraguay, and I'm really careful, but not repeating ideas about characters, but perhaps layering so that you get a great sense of what of characters like nothing. There's a difference between those two things. I'm you've you've written four novels inverse. I think we've also written in prose. How do you decide? Whether if this is going to be I know novel, Laura prose, novel because breathe and resist were both you'll science fiction. Reign as well. And I was a prose novel without that was a book that was heavily about poetry says lots of poetry in it the more. I right inverse, the more difficult. I find it to write in prose. I have just written an early reader in pros. And I found that really challenging because I wanted to pair away as I said, I like the kind of continuing to take away the floppy bits the words that we don't need, but moon is interesting book in in the way that it was written because I wrote that in verse it just wasn't working. And I think as I said at the beginning it was a book about the death penalty in. That's why it wasn't working. So I rewrote it in prose threw away. The verse completely on a row in pros. And I think eighty seven eighty eight thousand words, and I have been to that to my editors to do it this. This also is not what I thought. Goodness. So I threw that away. And then I started again in verse. And the second time that I wrote it as I said once I had an emotional connection to the character and anew. Why I was writing the book then I was able to do it. But sometimes I just have to experiment and see I think ultimately, it comes down to voice. And I think the voice when I wrote moon rise in prose wasn't working. And it was working when I wrote in verse and the more that I write in verse the more that is becoming my voice. And so that becomes the natural way that I want to tell stories I think part of the way that voice works is in the form of the poem. So so you have throw away ones you have playful ones, you have sort of emotional ones, and the titles of the poems relate to what's in them often in quite a oblique way. And then you even have concrete poems like she will know, which is in the shape of Christmas tree. And it's because toffee is going to leave wet mullet gets taken into hospital, and she's Tuffy. No, she's got to leave but she wants to leave a Christmas tree for her. So she will know it's Christmas and it's written in the shape of Christmas tree. And there was something. I did for fun. Really? I've never written a great poem before. So I. I thought that that was a perfect opportunity to do it. But what what Tuffy would do you think she'd be doodling away? And she think, oh, we'll just do it like this. So it says it's not a doesn't feel like an affect tation. It feels like it's part of her personality. Yeah. And I think there's lots of moments in spoke that are very playful, and so the seems for example with Tuffy Malla, whether dancing, they're quite unusual poems for me because there's much more rhyme in them. The rhythm is much more regular, and so I have played with four my suppose in this book more than I have in the other books because it a straights the not just Toffees character. But the relationship between those those two women so did occur to me that actually this should be distributed in in old people's homes because it would be perfect because it's that short. They're very clear, but they're also not patronizing. I'm saying they because in a way, it is a collection point. But it is also an it. It's an ho-. I hope so yet that would be lovely. I would I would love that. And one of the early readers of toffee was Wendy Mitchell who we had on the pet put curse she book about having dimension inch. And she really liked the form that it was written in because it isn't this sort of dense text to struggle through. And so it made a little bit easier to kind of get through more of it. And you know, so I think if someone like like Wendy's is saying that it appeals to her than I I'm really hoping that she tells her friends, and and talks about it and not just my novel. But there are lots and lots of of snuggles out that that I think that can appeal to people don't have time or people who have certain urological conditions so across in crossing boundaries as it's funny. How often when you're interviewing why authors or children's authors that they bring up the fact that they're marketed as why authors and children's office reluctance, though, I wonder if whether it's a sort of preemptive reaction to snow parade. They think they go into account if they label themselves away through children's also, but it is so much so many advantages to being marketed as away or children's also that kind of confuses me. The thing is that which is always difficult to look down on something and say just marketing, but actually marketing really works. If you're in the business of selling books, anyway toffee is at with blooms Brin positivist with Faber and Faber both out now next week should eight Leeson's glittering book constellations looks to the stars as a way of understanding how and who and even perhaps why we are always contact us on Twitter at guardian books all by leaving a comment on the podcast page and de-subscribe view us wherever you get input costs for now for me ritually, Sean Kane from me Claire and our producers who's Chilean thanks for listening and by. For more grit put costs from the guardian. Just go to the guardian dot com slash costs.

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JAN 320: Coronavirus Shuts Down Hollywood  Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) Review (03/22/20)

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JAN 320: Coronavirus Shuts Down Hollywood Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) Review (03/22/20)

"This week on the docket nerd podcast friend of the show and a scenic set painter for movies and Television John. Belotti junior joins us to discuss the shutdown of the entertainment industry due to the corona virus. And to help us review a really weird and trippy Godzilla. Movie from the seventies Godzilla vs had Dora also known as God's love versus the Smog Monster. This new got delays unfriendly. And he's going to destroy your country that nothing you can do about it all that and more in this edition of the Jock nerd weekly for Thursday march nineteenth twenty twenty. Oh Hi I didn't hear you come in. This is Ross Marquand from the walking dead. And you're listening to Jock NERD podcast now. Somebody could please explain to me. What a Geek Boehner is. My knife would be complete until then rock nation jazz. One heard what's up what's up. What's up listener? Thanks for joining us. And welcome to the shock and nerd. Podcast where we give you comic book and Superhero TV and movie news reviews and whatever we choose my name is Imron Anthony. He's the chuck he's over there in. The corner is America's favorite felty. It's rug boy. What's up rugs of Shit? Somebody shoot them. Coordinate 'em already in my whole life is calling. That's a good point. Rugs cannot spread this fires also joining us this week. Special guests per special time in our collective lives. He's works in Hollywood industry talented artists and the Admin of our facebook group talking on more important reportedly he will bay in the shit out of you if you you fuck around but he is my favorite opinionated New Yorker. It's John Gotti Junior. What'S UP ALATI? Let me tell you something right now. I will not anybody if they can. Give me a fucking job right now. It yes I just want didn't refer to him as just a Godzilla expert used to only know Godzilla. Jumble something something where all here. We got a lot to discuss. But can we just acknowledge in the time between we recorded last week and this week? Holy Shit has the world changed the lexicon that we all use now has added such wonderful words like self Quarantine social distancing flattening of the curve. I infected It's just pin funding threats. And I never heard that before all the time so with everything moving so fluidly so rapidly. Let's just mark document this moment in history? Thursday march nineteenth at seven thirty. Pm Central Time official numbers of this thing rotavirus. Two hundred forty four thousand nine hundred. Seventy three cases deaths have passed ten thousand ten thousand thirty three worldwide. Eighty seven thousand Recovered now to compare last week when I check this site there was about one hundred. Twenty five thousand cases and deaths were just at like two twenty-five Italy that's an Italy now surpassing the number of deaths in China where some good news First Time in three months there have been no new cases of Colvin one thousand nine and Wuhan China. So there's some kind of balance going on here in the USA. Thirteen thousand plus total cases. Two hundred nine deaths tidal wave. Like you get. He would have waived in like subside. Just the wave is done over there and now we are looking at the way. If this was a Zombie Movie People. We are just at the end of act one over here. We got two more fucking axe to go. Just depends how big the wave is. Yes it is it a small wave or is it. A typhoon type wave flat on the bed on the assholes out there Astro Curve. Get off the beaches. You fucking idiots now. Let's start with like last week. We were all like Oh yeah. It hasn't affected us as usual on the fucking that day we've listened. News was breaking the following day. Everything started to get cancelled Anthony what your state of work. Currently I have been told to work from home for the rest of the month so at a working from home and rolling out of bed throwing on the laptop and I will say that It is nice to work from home. under these circumstances maybe not and Even work is just kind of strange. Because it's not that busy for me right now so I know Belotti is GonNa have the most important story pertinent to our topics of conversation but for me personally. I'm a reveal a little bit to the listener because it suddenly very relevant. I'd ever usually like to talk about work but I will tell the listener that I worked for a minor league sports team in Chicago. That was in season. Yeah so last Thursday. The beginning of the day I had all this shit to do get ready. We had three big home games coming up and a by the end of the day in the afternoon in in the span of a second. All of that was gone. Who has all Major League sports and Minor League sports were indefinitely postponed? But essentially the season's over the shit ain't coming back. I know they want to avoid saying cancelled or the same postponed. But I think this is going to be more than your ears stuff. I mean to piggyback on that. I'm not going to reveal the exact place my the company I work for. Basically ITS ENTIRE CORE. Businesses live events where the concerts theatre yup or sports. Soc and we're pretty much Shutdown. We're we're just kind of giving people their money back as we speak so on a matter of a week Bars Ban Dine in dining. Just carry out and and dry and delivery. The theaters of shutdown sports is shut down. Schools are closed. Everything Francisco's officially on lockdown. As of today and I can't help but we're all going to be that way all major cities. I can't help but think that we're looking at like countrywide. Complete like federal lockdown soon. Maybe by the time this show is how fast it's fucking changing now. Want to lock down as a shelter in place order saying. Don't fuck come out unless you got to go to the hospital or you got to buy groceries or you got to do something essential in France. There's about one hundred thousand cops on the streets green go for a walk. Go along the fuck away from everybody. It's weird just create more out more than ten people. You don't WanNa be crap Road that's my life. Anyway people yeah. He's he's quarantined already. I've been quarantined. My whole I've been ready for this. Yes has been working toward. This is how much more guarrentee can you be on base winter. I got my little frigerator microwave. I Got Rama Noodles Sam. Don't we have the same way as long as people deliver sandwiches? The tough thing you got to go to Delhi delivered now people. Just keep throwing your but then you gotta worry about. Who's giving you the funds? Go point it's weird because like you gotta go food shopping and then you've got clean all your food when you get it. You gotta clean it with something soap and water. I just don't care yeah alcohol. Tito's vodka to clean everything. A lot of absolut vodka. I can't afford Tito big fucking plastic jug of that. Oh I can't even pronounce this psycho psycho via Greek letter. Smith comes in the plastic bottle. Warble I just hose everything down with that. That'll work now. The LODHI wait before we get to that Anthony. You had a trip to Vegas Planned and I believe they were shut down there until just recently where they shut down. Mgm Grand and win and now probably they're gonNA shut down shut down. The trip is not happening. Apparently there's one drive-thru strip clubs still. We've been providing nudes for thirty years. We're not gonNA stop now looking like we're not stopping through but I kinda WanNa go there. I'm very curious into strips. Sounds amazed just the I mean. I'm like I have a lot of friends that around the age were getting married. They've had to all star postponing the wedding. Yeah that's my thing mansion. It's crazy and some of these toes aren't giving money back Everything that was planned and scheduled and then well if you call the better business bureau or something. Tell on them the right. Yeah and and there's an act of God clause and a lot of these plannings Ivan working from home. They shut down the office on Monday. But there's been a lot of layoffs a lot of unemployment belotti. Why don't you refresh the listener? I love what you did. Jeez pass along the finality to what he's saying stole like five bucks from my mother. When I was fifteen I was you I knew it. Tell them what you did today. You saw Asia such beautiful web web fluid all over There was something about you. More Belotti what. What do you do for a living? Profess the list there if they forgot. There's not just one thing I have my career and both are affected which is insane. I wanted a paint scenery for movie. Tv's Alvian TV's movies in TV's he wasn't TV's TV's. Where was I going? What are we doing? I paint sets right now. Work in Hollywood. My side job is illustration Freelancing and I saw my work at conventions yeah both of those industries are completely wiped down a matter of days so yeah the show you worked out all productions of TV and movies have hall right and shut down so now. Here's the thing I've been out of work since January because I had knee surgery those that don't know nobody really cares. I don't think anyone newport some. I heard myself on the job so I've been on workers comp since January so I've been quarantined since January because I can't go anywhere so this is just another week for me. Yeah but that's like. Oh I'm starting to get better wait. I can't go outside. Go Fuck yourself where you at work when this happened. Take us through. I've been slowly keeping tabs on. I'm just sort of doing my own artwork and trying to keep my mind off my knee injury and like the last couple of weeks have been crazy and my co worker. I've been hanging out with them talking to him and his saying the first sign was that they said they were going to stall sanitary stations inside the stage. Yeah and like when I'm at work if somebody is sick. Yeah right whether it's a cold or stomach bug whatever the minute. They go into crafts now. Crafts SERVICES FOR THOSE. That aren't in the business which is like ninety nine percent of you craft services like the free food to give you onset like snacks and shit like that and then there's catering where you go wouldn't eat dinner. Somebody doesn't wash their hands. They go grab a handful of chips. Another guy goes and grabs chips. He gets sick and it. Just tears do the entire film crew. That's what happens right. Oh my God yeah like you only times. A he like all. Yeah the whole phone calls like diarrhea. No it's hilarious. 'cause I so I'm like this is this is bad. Need to stop filming. Yeah so Sony which owns show analyzed. Anything bad about them but they they wanted to a lot of shows going on hiatus and we're network show. We had like three episodes left law and order pulled the plug on their last weapons. Yeah they were the first ones they film upstairs from us. And I'm like why is black was still going. What's wrong with these people? We have three episodes left so finally last Friday. They pull the plug on us and instead of saying it's a wrap on the season they said it's indefinite even every other network show is said. It's a wrap on the season. We're not coming back. We'll come back in July. Were supposed to leave you hanging a little bit. Which is annoying They said they were GONNA pay us. But I don't know if that affects me because I'm on workers comp right now and I can get to a lot of trouble and I wouldn't wanNA take money anyway. I haven't been there. Yeah but I don't know what they're thinking even if they come back in April it's more expensive to start up a production than it is to end it so from if they and like if they just called if they call it quits now the naked just come back in July when hopefully this thing calms down or levels off blows or whatever. That's the cheapest best way for them to do it. But a lot of shows aren't even wrapping up their seasons. They're just like okay. Two episodes were done. There's no season finale. Yes there will not be and there's also an impending writers strike. That was going to happen. So some places you gotTa Jump. Start and made more scripts but I think network. Tv has the worst. Because you have scheduled out the seasons. You have time slots and not to cut you off Network TV Kinda escape this a little bit. Because they were sort of wrapping up. Yeah but the problem is all the films and the streaming. Yeah because I'm hearing from other friends like carpenters and painters at like. Oh my show is on hiatus for two weeks mine is on hiatus for three mine is on hiatus among while it's all different but the network shows already had this plan that they were going to wrap up because we were going to be done in late. April anyway so Sony like I read. They're hoping without hope again. All the network shows we're one of three that they think is going to finish and it's not. I just gotTa be like the sports industry unfinished season shift. And you're just going to have to move on to pick up pick up later on top of this right. I mentioned I do conventions where somewhere art work out you guys mentioned Emerald City Comic Con Seattle Rightfully so Cancelled the show but every show across the board all the big spring shows or canceling. I think see to eat. You was the last big one. Yeah which are buddy dope. Luckily he got into that show. And you guys were there obviously But that was the last big one. They're all I just put them application for New York comic con in October. And I'm like I don't know if that's GonNa actually got cancelled and this is the same company that does Sandra Eagle Comic con and I am doubtful. San Diego goes on Cindy was late July. Yeah we'll see. It's tough to brill. Honestly I've heard I've starting with chas on the for Jock. Talk there is is very weak. Thanks thanks jazz. I think I'd just call him jazz. Whatever and we were like trying to speculate is we were talking about when this would end and I just went. There's we can't there. There's literally nothing to compare this to. There's to even speculate would just be guessing. There's no there's no I've heard projections of you know this could blow over by June. I've seen July. I've seen I've seen where we could be like this for a year. Like a vaccine. And how do you know when it's time to come back is there? Is there a horn? That goes off like there's no way to live. Look I mean there is a I mean. There is a way so I've looked at a Ebola. Yeah and how that kind of blew over and eventually like the if the numbers level off you eventually get to a point where you've quarantined all the people. No one else was getting sick. And then you've had a good system where you're able to identify the sick people and isolate them. Latin occur is away but scenes will The vaccine stuff. I think there's that helps you tree by scene. Where like a year away from the vaccine stuff? People really need to not put their hopes. There's GonNa take a year now not only. Is it taking a year? And they're GONNA take a year. Ebola? Moore's SARS all these other breaks. There's no vaccine for any of that stuff. They never avert invented facts discovered. I saw recently. They discovered this malaria drug that seems to work against the discovered nineteen. So yeah I think that hopefully like in a few months. They're going to get something that least Shave saw a per tail. The death toll. Yeah you know maybe shames off a few not cure it but I mean just lower the impact of it so it's not like just killing people like these percentage. I think India just used experimented using Hiv drugs. Oh Wow cure. Someone how they've cared to people with AIDS. I think maybe in India right. This is like a first while this thing's happening curing. Hiv BIG DEAL age. Well I don't have any more I got to respiratory disease. Also we're obviously there's a lot of ethical stuff with the how fast they're moving on the vaccine because I read it while they have their so they're moved past animal. Trials already introduced reviewing human. The problem is there's a lot of ethical things with that like you know the whole Credo Armato for medical professionals is do no harm and you're risking doing harm by doing that. I've heard there's some brave people who have who are. There's tests ethical to to jump right into humans. No not the planet of the apes movie. He's a bunch of people's lives at South Africa's really running into a hail of bullets to save peoples aren't sure is okay. Was it responsible to are? We being as medical Russians. Are you following the do no harm? You don't know you're not. I'd yeah absolutely not but if you get their consent you know. Get their consents. Yeah I don't know and we don't know like the the vaccine it might never happen line and I read. Who that. There's a lot not a lot of business like we're pushing obviously towards this vaccine but the reason why vaccine companies don't want to come up with vaccines for these things is. These aren't reoccurring diseases right. If you come up with a vaccine for this it's one time you've invested all this money for the one time payout on the disease being cured but there's nothing real. Money is in the testing units. We'll know the real money is unlike the flu. Which every year has a different strain which you then are able to keep this coming year after all so yeah but again. It's also money and Resources. Like what are you going to spend all your money resources on something that keeps coming back or something that just. GonNa be a wave right like h one n one has gone right. Never came back saying with a few of them. I think right now they just need to look at Asia. And just see what's going on do because even if it's like I know the reporter no case no new cases of China but it might come back to rally keep an eye on everything see isn't gonNA come back. Come back worst. I definitely think that it'll go away. A little back. Problem is is that every every country now seems to have it. Yeah right unless every country goes on lockdown or we. Just shut off our borders for a very long time. There's a theoretical possibility. Like if we go back to the kind of free borders at the world head. It'll come back that you know the world before what this may not exist. The way used to anymore which is fucked up and you know it's one through eighteen. Weren't that baboo. The nine hundred eleven to two things. I want to get out before I forget. Don't take Ibuprofen why that's what I heard. It was bad really hurt too. It's not don't take that take medicine. So that's number one number till is that The reason why this is so bad is because people have it in. They don't know it. It's so it takes two weeks so for two weeks and we have no tests. If you could just get a test in the mail everybody everybody. In America gets tested in the mail they tested in. They fucking send it out a mail it out in whatever a couple of days they have it or not then then you know in the meantime it. Just don't move don't they? Don't leave their house and then if they're clean they're clean. I mean people may have to have badges or cards. Saying I'm clean. I mean twenty three and me you spin the tube and find out your whole goddamn genetics. During how hard is this? Why can't we get one of those similar tests for this thing? That is the scary. Part is that there's young people that can be very. They can be symptomatic still this spreading around because most most Americans will get like if they do experience symptoms. The the virus will stop in your throat. Yeah but it's when it gets down your lungs. When is when it's a real scare governor? I think just said today. He anticipates like half of the population in California getting the virus. Some for what the numbers show but look. Let's get some of these fucking news things. I got news. I did want him on the news about. It's all related. Nobody plenty of this because we have a lot of here and like you heard. I wanted to focus on effect on the entertainment industry and stuff we love like movies and TV shows Black widow was one of the last movies to be delayed and they finally pulled it from the release schedule but it does not have a. They did not give it a date. This following a chain of reactions where movies like Mulan Fast and furious and a quiet place to no time to die Antler's all postponed their releases. Fast free and it's nine pushing back to a year next year April and then and then. The theaters started shutting out. Amc Regal cinemark closing all locations. And then they're like okay. We're GONNA oppose both black widow. However in the Geek sense I don't think it's GonNa Affect Marvel's face four much. It being a prequel in terms of storylines fucking up the delay in production on Falcon Winter Soldier Loki Water Vision all of which shutdown also so. Who knows when they can finish that are saying they're saying two weeks for a lot of the shows really ambitious. That's way too optimistic. Shot the mandatory and this may be the new way to make these things. All of that was shot in front of this amazing screen projected back projected outside background. Like stuff was outside it was honest set with projection of landscapes and Shit and looked amazing. Oh yeah I read an interview with producer Jon Favreau? Yeah and they spent months trying to convince I think it was Disney or the money people too were like look. We have this idea. We WanNa do this screen and it takes like five years to grow those crystals for that. Lcd Screen Shetty said. Nobody understood what they wanted to do. They got it. They got approval to do it and a producer walked onto the set and he didn't know he was standing in that he's like. Oh my God this is this is i. I can't believe like it's now like because I work on this stuff. Yeah the only thing that surprised me when I watched that show because I only watched like the first four or five episodes good finish. I tell everything was like a green screen or whatever everything was phony except when he remember the episode but he's on the Gaza with the Nick Nolte Alien. Yeah that will like like a like a sort of like a desert landscape jaws where he's like climbing their cows. Yes that was like. Oh where'd they go to Arizona for? That was good right like the snow planet. I tell all screens look pretty. Good Man technologie. No it's great his John's best interest to say that it saw that's true. Yes well he says he has. No yeah I know I used to think that too. When Sin City and three hundred movies are coming out you've ever like they filmed them. All in the green screen goes to set. But it's bullshit because that's never going to happen because all that's anything that we've been replaced with all the backdrop stuff so that's screen doesn't really affect me at all right. We DON'T DO BACKDROPS. Only theaters do it. It's all the the the ROC stay. Sit on the the rooms at their in that all has to be built. That's all practical stuff and you're not going to get the looks that you do you know with the light in the atmosphere by doing a. Cgi said it's not gonNA run as easy area backgrounds always easier This fucking new mutants movie can't catch a break by the way fourth time listen cancelled for a good reason that push back the wants to see. I heard it's terrible from a friend of Our Name. All the inside scoop at Pat Ha- yeah he said it was Like bad not just like good bad like a bad movie. Like roadhouse but it's like bad bad movies just a bad bad movie is what he said. Probably like Bloodshot what have you heard on the bloodshot? The reviews are not good really. Yeah VIN diesel. He looks nothing like bloodshot. Either arid is very generic. You know what the problem with. That is yeah. They're never gonNA NEVER GONNA have another. Mc You explosion because nobody has Robert Downey Junior. Yeah you need not yeah. Vin Diesel Ambush. Those aren't the character so the character and the actor to launch Valiant Universe Missouri. It's at thirty percent on rotten tomatoes Four point seven six average rating. But here's the thing It made nine million dollars which is under. We were talking. Ten to twelve million. It's made about twenty four million dollars on a forty five million dollar budget. This is the worst absolutely worst weekend to release movies at the box. Office saw the lowest level that last weekend in over twenty years with the movie. Now run a virus. So they're gonNA be releasing it on video demand early March Twenty Fourth. Just eleven days. After it's released you'll be able to watch it at home for twenty dollars. That's good and blahdy. What do you think about this more studios are putting out first run movies on early on home entertainment you'll be able to watch the hunt? Invisible man The new trolls movie coming out day and date on I'm streaming and birds of prey will also be released early video-on-demand Disney put up frozen too early. I think this is a good move now. I don't think this will be permanent. And as much as everyone would like it to be permanent. It's it's I like it. It's not the first time it happened. I just think they need to lower the price because right now it's like twenty bucks I want. We're not at twenty bucks a household to watch a first run movie. You are not making back your investment on a fucking one hundred million dollar movie plus you know. Oh I know of cor- me too. Cheap bastard you cheap pastor you. This isn't the first time this happened. Steven Soderbergh did it. Years ago with forgotten even the movie but it was like the first time. It was like when Netflix I think went streaming or I. It was right on the cusp of all this and he he released movie in theaters and on streaming at the same time. Oh instead of a parasite Paris I saw into theater. But I couldn't watch it a parasite because I'd been at the festival Kahn. Which has been postponed the house for that? Shit for Southwe Streaming Theater Anthony. Do you think this'll be the new normal that these movies come out on streaming day date if and when the movie theaters ever fucking reopened now. Two weeks after me. Why not well first off. Actually that is a good point. If you WanNa win an Oscar you still have to release your film in Movie Theater. Oh Shit that's right but as far as like this becoming the new normal. No I don't think so I don't think so either. I just think after this people are going to want to go back out again so from from my experience at work. We're already anticipating if this ever gets back to her. And which should hopefully that business in terms of social gatherings will actually boom because people will have been cooped up along out. They'll be in a celebratory mood and want to do all the things that they haven't been able to do ever on. We bikes before and have no money or that or the world's very different or will that or the F- The people that are lucky enough to be still getting paid. We'll have actually a lot of money. Well it's like after World War. Two the baby boom. You went out. Partying little babies. I mean babies will. There will nine months from all yeah. It'll be a shit ton of ONA baby's marketplace corona quarantine corona kids. Pbs show. Hake Ed's corona kids I totally get sidetracked just talking about now. Wait what I wanted to say. Well actually Anthony Sports. What what is the JOCK world like right? Now there's not much there's a lot of NFL stuff going on Ufc is still trying to put on some fights. He's hosing two nights and Wrestlemainia House. I I have been highly entertained. The Internet's Great. At some point. They've been low. They've been doing these commentaries on live marble racing so I've been watching something about marches racing which is pretty funny walk out. Marwell racing But other than that. What have I been doing? I recently finished my Last Oscar movies women. So wow you saw. I saw little women. Yeah I've watched all the Oscar films before any of you guys. I fucking loved it. Yeah I love little women so so let me ask. Because I still haven't seen all the OSCAR MOVIES. My brother just saw most of them. He says Joe Joe Rabbit was better than parasite and I said no fucking way. So what did you think? What was your between those two all out of all the all the note to my my My thoughts all I'm allowed to have my thoughts changed because I've only seen all of them just once right. I would say parasite is the is the best but to your Joe Joe. I really liked Joe Rabbit. I would have it in my top four five. At least I might even the last ranking. I did with where I put little women there. I had Joe Rabbit at three. I also fucking Love Movie Little Women. I think I had like seven or eight. I might I might actually put it by the at this is also done at the last one. Not because it's not a bit a good film but it just not not my fill is not for me. Go to rabbits fucking ballsy. That's Georgia and it's very good. It's very charming. Little women for what it's worth is a good is a very very good film. But it's just it's not. It's not the best version of that book. By Lisa May alcott. I remembered the author Marcin. The the ending is kind of ambiguous too. It's not from the book so they kind of follow book. It's not the same. Does it end like Sopranos where you don't know if she's the of Jerry. It ends in a way where you don't know what happened. What happened really happened? Or if okay like inception the topspin over. I little women's one of those movies I've every year I feel like that movie is gets gets made. Yeah this is the seventh adept at either that or it's a secure nightly Victorian era period piece. I'll never watch. I had no idea the one from I think ninety four. Yeah because I've never watched low women F- had like Winona Winona Ryder. I've seen that one person and that's why I watched it. Because they were all super hot at the time I was like. Oh Shit like twelve years old and that was just very confused because I expected to be small. And they're just regular size women. I thought they were GONNA be hiding in the cupboard. You know. There's there's a few lives in this one or the dad comes back. He's like Oh I love my little women I'm like Oh my God. No one would ever talk like that. I love my little ones to leave it. That's like the I was watching the perfect storm the other day because I can't go anywhere. Yeah that's fine. This is a once-in-a-lifetime event. It will be perfect. That's a real dialogue. It's never win. The title of the movie is shoehorned into the warriors. Oh Yeah Warriors. Is that works named after this works in Celebrity News Idris Elba Daniel Day. Kim and torment from game of thrones all test positive corona virus. Can I can I quote our buddy Michael Schakowsky of the vampire? Robots what did he say he said? I don't know verbatim. Said Belva got corona virus because all the shooting movies. He was in weakened his immune system. Going pretty good and then torment just needed to drink. What was he drinking drag smoke on the show? Is that Shit? He just needed to drink. More than yeah. Yeah he well he leaky grew up From the teat of a Giant giants milk. That's what it was is drinking. Fucking giant Belkin antastic. We'll just re just today A couple of Lakers got tested positive. Show virus so my one might be Lebron Owen Sean Payton of the NFL. A in the New Orleans saints coaches the first. Nfl Guy to get someone. New York Yankees Minor League system got tested positive for I mean yeah as these tests come outward and see more and more people hate hate hate to say it but may the odds are one of these. Famous people might even pass. I mean yeah older pre or maybe even an older person. Now it's GonNa be fucking Val kilmer. He's gone got betty white has. He's still yeah he. He was in Jay Silent. Bob Dole. Is He still taking bloated? He looks horrible. He looks like he has a stroke and didn't really talk brands at the end of his life. Yes Dr Moreau with the big sitting amores. The Knicks beat Corona virus. She survived everything else. She'll be fine you know who's GonNa fucking beat Virus Russell brand why? He's already because he's already had every every fucking STD celebrity. Now you kind of have to be careful. You could be like Jared Lido who just came out of a twelve day retreat away from the world and was like Holy Shit. What's going on here? He literally the yesterday. Just found out about this. You should have just gone back out to the. Why did he should be? Yeah I heard there was. Someone told me that there was a show that they're filming. I'm thinking Germany like a big brother. Show cast of big brother. Germany does not know they were GonNa tell them live on TV. That's crazy talk. That is the move. Yes all get out of their show every Wednesday. They WANNA readings so they're going to tell them live on the air on big brother Germany so those people did not know. Or You could be like Vanessa hudgens called Bullshit on social media now my career's done but she's she's a movie about this in like a year or so. I think the rock is going to be the star. Oh yeah it'll be like as far as Vanessa Hudgens all. She did say something stupid. And she's getting a lot of flack for but she apologized to the world while she did. The world is so crazy right now that everyone will forget. They are absolutely like this every hour. There's a fucking you'd think Tony. I'm sure you know about this but did you notice. Did you think it was a little like weird to Tom? Brady left the Patriots in the middle of all. This was right is the best time to get out because they know that's what someone saying to me. Is it Brady numbered? He can take a piss without the fucking Paparazzi. Everyone sportscenter talking about it. So here's probably like I'm GonNa go now us. Actually I think him leaving now. Actually I'll take the opposite approach. That's the only sports thing that happened. So actually that's what everyone's talking about. Sports is that so but he's not gonNA get hounded by the Paparazzi. Because you gotta stay home everybody in Boston. You can't go to the bar for Saint Patrick's Day now Brady leaves. They're probably just hang in them so he'd had a good run. He saw no no one feel sorry. He still wants to play because he could still do this. He's good he's good. He's not like Peyton manning where he got fucked up. Yeah he's thinking that'll do it. Yeah you missed that one season because he got a tackle the wrong way. We'll deal he can't do it anymore. That's that's our most are making movies. It's crazy Disneyland. Shut Down and possibly losing twenty million dollars a day while they're parks closed and they resisted also and apparently attendance was huge the night before they shut down everybody came out well. Shanxi shutdown who is three hundred grand a day? She's direct ourself isolated. Thought he had it. He got tested. He's negative but yet Shanxi shut down the Batman Matt Reef Shutdown Matrix for the avatar sequels fucking shits or never coming out now. I don't know what are you gonNA put out the Avatar on major should have a? It's it's it's it's fucking everything. I'd melt interesting thing with the stocks down Anthony. Maybe you could shed some light on this analysts. Saying apple is in a position to fucking by Disney hit because of the stars and in fact right now if we all put our money together we buy a controlling interest in a company. Like stop dollar like we could own game. Stop Right now we want it. I don't know I'm not the stock expert but I think it's just because They own a decent share already and with it being lower they could Acquired I read an article that if Steve Jobs was still alive some guy who was like if Steve Jobs will they they would have figured out a way for apple and Disney to be working together. I mean oh absolutely because he has the Pixar and the you know and Kinda got them all together accelerate. Go back to Apple. Yeah that'd be crazy. So Disney billion dollar company apple a trillion dollar company. That's a big fucking gap there. I read that they're not going to do like somebody was like. Oh if a some sort of financial analysts was saying that if apple wanted to buy Disney they could right now but didn't mean it doesn't mean that they were sitting around like Tim. Cook wasn't sitting around saying we should buy Disney. Yeah I know that they're apple. Tv's hurting because buzz. May maybe there might they break bring it up like a lot of time at these meetings thumbs. Something that's in. The news could totally spark something. Well that's how miles morales was created right. Because of was Daniel Glover. Was that his name. Tom Glover there was a campaign to get him spiderman after the Tobey Maguire movies. And what's his name? Brian Michael Bender saw that and he's a Martin was wrote an article. That's who it is about to offer and then yes bender Spiderman and. He's an amazing character. So other articles saying Hollywood could take twenty billion dollar hit from corona virus easily. I think the number is in the bees and as far as the new does. What what form do we get phase four in? What is it going to change knows? Yeah unfortunately as it is to predict this kind of stuff. It's so unpredictable. So here's some more facts regarding conventions. I got a press release from wizard world. We went we got press passes last year. We're just world already preemptively. This is what they put out there saying. They will launch a October wizard. World Virtual Experience to bring the convention experience online later this month. They'RE GONNA launch this thing. Where celebrities and groups involved in the inaugural programming will be announced. Faysal have the ability to purchase a personal one minute video chat or a fifteen or thirty second personalized video recording like a cameo. You can still get your signed. Eight by ten photos signed memorabilia. They'll be group chats limited edition art wizard world already proactively saying we're going virtual this year. I think you're GONNA see a lot of these places follow but the Lottie. How do you sell your artists alley? Wears if everything goes virtual they have to include in this as an and they've been they've been talking a lot about this like e Emerald City. Did something similar that they had like blocks of time. Where it's like okay between one and three? We're going show this artist this article of these guys. That's a great idea. I had this idea because I'm supposed to do mega con- in mid April. I don't think that's going to happen. It's in Orlando just if Disney shut down. There's no way they're doing now. But I had the stupid idea of sitting at my table putting my banner on it putting all my prince on the table and just doing like a facebook live or an instagram. Live of like my table and talk about my arms. Here this is like the link to buy stuff but if the post offices shut down it doesn't matter anyway. Snow was making any money. But that's the that's the idea. I had how someone's going to hear this and go do it. But I'm assuming that's what they're going to do is go on and it's sort of like skype or something along those lines as you can jump in and out of and stuff. Maybe and I'm sure people just setting up in their homes. They're not going to go out for this. To set a table in on is probably GONNA be like an ebay sorted by click on this link to buy this or buy that but again if no one has money. I that I don't know. But this is my pushing a whole new era of of the CON experience. Or just you know teleworking and you know I think it's gonNA open up a lot of doors for the job. You didn't think you could do at home all of a sudden you can do at home what do you what do you guys think about the online comic. Con Going on you're missing the community experience. Yeah what's really the point? If they wanted to offer something like that I guess in this. It's probably the best thing they can offer. But if you're if you're saying like this is going to be now a thing I think the as Belotti said that the big thing about cons being in a room or everyone is like mind that feeling of being around everybody around. You cares as much as you do about these. This niche thing are the Qazis get seen in Free Comic Book Day which is always the first Saturday of May where you can go to your local bookshop. And there's a whole stack of freesheet. The publishers put out is now going to be free. Comic Book May overheat the whole month of. May they're splitting out the distribution of these books to ease shipping and handling at the comics store and so the whole month of May they'll be different free comics At your local bookstore. The POD is. I've already seen this start to happen. A lot of the because of the shutdown if you're a small mom and pop shop. A temporary shutdown is inevitably going to lead to a permanent shutdown. Some of these places if they're down for a week that's it a business is done and I've already seen some stores. Say we're not reopening we just can't after this and we can deliver your police online. You can communicate. This isn't just calm. And this is how this is it. Yeah I know we want to stay in our lane a little bit. But in general small business in general people are going to go. Yeah belly up. Yeah during this time unless unless the government help subsidize thing where you buying gift cards from restaurants to use later Gift certificates try to support your local. It's hard But yeah let. Small businesses are going to be. They're going to be hurt. I mean the thing that's an. It's all well and good to do that. If you have the means to support small businesses do that but there's a lot of people that just don't have jobs stephen this all this shit happening at once as bad fucking cycle. It's up bad situation. Get excited up. But there's some positives people it's not all doom and gloom NASA has shown images from China and Italy and saying that the pollution has gone down in China and Italy and in fact in Venice. There are dolphins and swans returning to the canal. This is the first time. Dolphins have been there for sixty years say we may have inadvertently figured out a way to solve pollution. Maybe every year you just shut everything down for like a month and it cleans up. I don't know I put out an instagram thing on the other day where it was like some positives from this so going on so far so I was read them. 'cause there's five or six smart. According to The New York Post China has shut down all sixteen. Temporary Corona Vice Corona virus hospitals in Wuhan as cases are drastically diminishing number. Two Potential Cova vaccine has reached human testing. We talked about the hidden for step countries. All over the world are suspending water. Electricity and Internet showed off residents unable to afford their bills. Yeah there's a lot of that going on a lot of people saying don't pay the lease on your restaurant. Just pay your employees doctors in India. I mentioned this cured occur virus patient with a combination of HIV drugs. Suggesting the treatment be used on a global scale and from the Daily Mail one hundred and three year old. Chinese grandmother has fully recovered from the treatment coach. So not not. Real old person goes away now. The percentage I think is like twenty thirty percent. Yeah it's it's a killer but it's you can it's it's not like a so a Bola for instance I think are the number right now for the world is around somewhere between two and ten. We don't know Ebola is like vicious. It's like a thirty five thirty five to forty percent. Hiller and there is an outbreak of that recently in the Congo. Just like wow. This is happening. World Health Organization was basically releasing Bala numbers to know in during the summer they to watch out for this reason. Yeah that's still there. There is another crazy story in Thailand just city monkeys in Thailand is monkeys everywhere. The Tours Love Them. They eat the tourists food and hang out well now without any tourists. There's literally gangs of monkeys fighting in the fucking street at highland looking for food. So that's fine. How old I just saw this thing on twitter. A bunch of movie right. That's part of the apes is a bunch of elephants in China like broke into this farm ship for corn and they found all the corn wine and drank it all and they got drunk bill asleep in our get drunk past their party. There's still good good. Hope in agents from the first Matrix are the virus. Just like the walking dead. That's not the monsters monsters. It's the people you gotta look up or terrible okay. That's a place. We'll take a quick break. 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We could do bloodshot now. It'll be much twenty-fourth shitty movie and well. Well we pay a one time. Everybody can watch it great perfect but we wanted to do something different and have each of us pick movie for everyone else Last week was I last week. Two weeks ago I had picked true romance the last week it was two weeks ago. True Romance. Everyone watched it and this week was the jocks Pick Anthony. And why did you pick this particular movie for the review I saw I picked? I wanted to pick a Godzilla film just because I wanted to make you watch something. You haven't seen this In Godzilla was a was a big part of my childhood. Yeah why this particular film so this particular film as a child. I had so much trouble finding a copy of this film to watch for me. I don't feel I felt like it was never on. Tv The holy grail every time. I went to blockbuster Hollywood video. It was never there. I'd seen so many previews for it so many trailers for it because I had these VHS which were just trailers of every monster movie that you know like us the US was or Japan was producing. So I really wanted to see this movie. It's a cool looking monster so I saw it when I finally saw it as a kid. I don't remember how old I was probably under twelve years old. Okay I thought it was the greatest movie ever but I don't think I've seen it since then allow so. I've only maybe seen it prior to watching it for this review. Maybe once or twice I was shot up the `fiddlesticks winterbottom for sending us the links Godzilla movies apparently are archived dot org. You can watch them for free. I will have a link in the show notes. If you want to watch it all along so any on that real quick the reason not only did I pick this because I thought it was a great movie as my childhood in my child but as an adult I haven't really sat down and watched a Showa Godzilla film in a very very long time and adult sensibility in critical. I kind of thing I've watched You know some of the recent stuff. All the recent movies that came out of watched as an adult But I haven't gone back and watched a show a film let alone this one which I probably haven't seen since I was eleven years old I was. I was curious to see what I would think. No I'm glad you picked this because this is the one all you fuckers. Have been telling me to watch like you will love this movie and I'm excited to talk about this because I know you body rub boy seen as we many many times. This is the first time I've ever seen this movie as an adult Let me set it up real quick. This movie came out in. Nineteen seventy-one it's directed by Yoshi Mitsu Gano and written by Bono and Takashi Mora and produced by Toho studios that makes all the Godzilla movies. This is the eleventh film in the Godzilla series and you just mentioned is the show era which spans nineteen fifty four to nineteen seventy five body. Say anything wrong. Just jump in and correct me this show and then it was re released theatrically in Japan. in seventy one released in the US under the name Godzilla vs Ahmad Monster in seventy two as a double feature with a movie called frogs. You go see God's a little bit smog monster and frogs on rotten tomatoes. This thing has twelve reviews giving it a fifty eight percent tomatoes score five point three out of ten box office wise. Apparently it made about three hundred million yen in Japan. Which in today's dollars is about two point eight million dollars and obviously you. Tub Budget was not healthy. No very low and Godzilla bodies. This wright played by dude name Haruo Nakajima. Yes that is correct and the guy that played heat era. Is Ken Satsuma? Who would go on to play Godzilla in the hey say era? Godzilla movies from eighty five up until destroyer and as far as that was his first role as well. Okay didn't he have appendicitis during the movie? I was GONNA say as far as the director. She he was He worked with Akira Kurosawa. I believe he was like an assistant. But then somebody didn't liked this movie and he never made another movie he got fired. Everybody hated when it originally came out. So there's also a couple of different versions of I watched kind of two different versions. They were the same but different. There's the original. Obviously Japanese. There is a version where the English is dubbed but the songs are still in Japanese and then there's a version where the English dubbed and the songs are in English. That's the one I saw saved the earth. They're seeing about safety. Say The UH thought. I actually liked the one with the Japanese. I dug the bucket and Japanese songs. That's the one I've watched today. Yes the voice over what you expect. Voiceover Ionian Yeah. That's the one that's the most popular as far as plot for this movie. Anthony you ought to do the plot. It's simple it's straightforward. Yeah basically there's a monster that is formed because of all the pollution in the ocean and in the air That has come out of the ocean and now is terrorizing Japan and Godzillas here to save the day I So let me start with my opening. Thought since I've never seen this seat it for the first time at forty flerfu. I don't even know how old I am older. You know what this reflects working at home. Shit I have lost all concept. Of What fucking day. Is anybody else going through that. I'm dumber than I already Ed. Like I can't even say wasn't sure it was the beginning of the week like there's no concept time anymore because of how fucking fucked up everything is in. This movie is kind of topical to what's happening right now in a way But my initial reaction to watching this is I kind of really fucking enjoyed this movie. What a weird fucking trippy. Movie with. A heavy handed message about pollution but the spirit of the psychedelic sixties in the movie. Also with weird cartoon clips and. Just trippy visuals in some fun. Kaija Battle I. I really enjoyed it was it was very I did like. It's great seemed very different. It seemed to mirror kind of the original Godzilla in the sense that that was a message about nuclear war. And what we're doing to each other world was going to point that out so I feel like it's like you said you were twelve. I feel like it's important to To find out. How old were you when you watch this movie Blahdy how old were you when you first saw this movie? That's a really good question. Eh. One of the earliest memories I have watching Godzilla movie. Is this one think. I think I was either ten or twelve or it's it's I remember. I saw once kind of Anthony did and then I've found a video copy of it at the local video store so I had it on tape and then it disappeared but I had it forever and then it just disappeared. I think The company that had it just went out of print and then come back just one day in a ninety s it appeared on the Scifi Channel. If you guys remember this and it appeared like was totally restored. It was subtitled or just. Yeah out of nowhere. And everybody freaked out. And now it's just got released with the criterion collection. So that's how you can get it now if you WANNA pick it up. Iran's a DVD available which Iran and It's a yeah. It's not any company. They have like these big box sets. It was always absent from those so you get like a show a box. It and that will be missing right in. Destroy all monsters. That was that was that was the big holy grail. One for me was signed any camp. Now that makes sense because as a kid I could never see those. Are the two movies. I had the most trouble tracking down walking. Yeah I saw the strom aunts as on TV. I remember one Godzilla lands in Tokyo and the monorail seen member. Mantas in the foreground with the monorail. I remember as a kid and then I never saw it again and I was what was fucking movie and then I found out what it was and I watched it was really let down. I went to tower records. Remember Tower course used to sell. Dvd's away had a used copy. And I didn't buy it and I'm like so mad I didn't pull the trigger. I was embarrassed by it in front of the people. I was with or something like that because I was with. A bunch of people will rock people. You know in leagues. How old were you any? I saw this. What is it might not? I don't know I I was like six or seven. Yeah and it was on like The W PIX like they have the the Monster Movie Kung Fu our they add the Masa Movie Kung Fu movie after it. And then it'd be like the whole afternoon would be like that shit smile childhood right there in order to posters. I do come from movies. And Godzilla moves 'cause that I mean that basically like if you were a kid in east coast nyc area. You'd see that marathon every Sunday. Every weekend I remember and Yes this one I I I was all about the toys and the little kid had just remember running to my mother. And say I want that Godzilla that big one that he has on the slide? I want that one and then I would like look at it and go look in the scenes where 'cause they go back to him playing with the site a couple times now so. I was always looking out with toys I noticed. He has an ultraman and air to yeah. There was an ultra manager and as a seaman godzillas Fighting Dora. At the end he shoots him with his IBM. And I just found this out to that and we realize God's little puts his hand up that was Nakajima. Doing the old trump does shit. Fuck that's it. That is what that will have a lot of questions and a lot of observations. But let me tell you just got answers the question. It's amazing we didn't get into someone someone with opening on. Who else wants to go? Anthony you said you were twelve. Well I mean. I don't think we heard either there. Did you guys so before we get into me. Like the BELOTTI rug boy. Did you guys like this? Why did you like I saw this movie? I was a kid so I didn't really have in a amount of a accurate in the film. Is it good or is it bad as Shitty? I just remember it was God Zillah and I like the way that this Godzilla Kinda looks more than some of the other ones and I remember that that Hetero could fly and transform into different thing that was crazy I remember. There was little cartoons in their weird. That just stuck with me as like. Oh this is like not your typical Godzilla movie. This is like a little bit more for kids. This is a little bit more Fun and I remember the I remember the seventies music and the dancing in the that like weird bike Baba lamp looking ship behind everybody the pulsating liquid. I mean it's kind of gruesome isn't for kids. I feel like Anthony. How is this different than the other gods all movies leading up to this? Well I mean it's it is a little more violent carnage but it also is very heavy handed with the message. So it's it's a kind of a weird mix of of tone. What is Love Lis- When I was kid? Acc blood. I would freak out like I think in Saves the world or whatever or key con con states this blood in that one gods God's delivers guy and he gets a cut on his nose who's Geoghegan Maksim apart from Mexico and their people are believing that I think there's like what people would believe I would freak out when I was a kid. This one is more this movie. I think is very dark and the only seen in this movie that hurts me as Gods Ila flying. Which was the director felt? The movie was very dark. Oh that's hilarious. It's hilarious but the director was bad. But he wanted to add some sort of levity or something that was a little humorous and took is the home of Dr. There's a scene where they have all these talking heads on TV and there's a baby buried and pollution and you know it was a real baby and then there's another scene where the sludge comes down the stairs of the of of the club there in and when it comes back to the cat carbon. What is this bullshit? Very strange I think it's hilarious. When when Dora flies over and miss everyone the decomposing they dry out. But then they're like super white clean skeletons. Like it's almost judy horrifying the flying is this the first time it's fluid a movie. That's the only time I made that. I'll catch up with them. Listen if you're a little kids you don't question it you're just like is flying. So you WanNa hear funny story about the fly. The the Basic Godfather of Godzilla series Tomoyuki Tanaka was in the hospital for this entire production so he had no idea what was going on so when he came out and he saw that. See that movie he said that. Guy's never ever making another Godzilla movie. He actually had the famed Godzilla director. Shiro Honda yes. Look over the movie. I know the I did not. He got fired afterwards or did not make another movie. He wasn't allowed. But what's ironic that? He ended up producing the legendary. Godzilla movies. Oh he wanted to make a sequel to this call is over staedtler and while he wanted another Godzilla three d to the Max in Africa took it. He wanted to make this movie and then eventually it manifested it. I don't know the whole story. I wish forget but it turned into the legendary movie because he was approached. Hollywood about it. And they you know it turned into twenty fourteen movie I don't know if it's a good thing. I think it's a bad thing but I'm not really big fan of legendary movies but anyway that's how it that's how it started because of that. Guy. The guy that made the most polarizing Godzilla movie is why we have the legendary movies. Well let me jump in real quick. 'cause I will. I want to just get in my opening thoughts and I'm curious to see what you guys both Belotti and Rugs think of it now So I was. I've mentioned I saw it as a kid and loved it Had No concept of anything watching it as an adult is very very different experience. The fight scenes are still a lot of fun. Yeah it is a tough for me kind of watch to go through again. I I do enjoy aspects of it but there are points where I'm like. Let's just get to the fight scenes. Some of the fight are are kind of dark like Belotti had mentioned yeah there's a weird thing that Godzilla keeps doing recused rubbing his nose. Why does he wipe is mouth and then like wave his arm? What this he's just doing. He was doing on more human behaviors. Yeah I think he was like I guess because it smells bad. I couldn't I was like why. Does he keep doing that with the door. Though is a is a cool looking monster. And my pat. Great design the The scene with him just smoking the fucking the stats that. He's getting high off the pollution. I mean it is. It is a disturbing looking scene and just sitting there. Smoking there is a there is entertainment value there but it is. I will say quite a different experience watching it as an adult in something where. I'm glad I saw it as a kid and and enjoy it could enjoy it then. If that was my first movie as an adult I would be. I'd be entertained but I wouldn't have had the reverence for that. Had as a kid. I still think you can appreciate this on a B. movie level like you know it's God's movie it's quite a good b-movie like the miniatures are pretty cool. Positing is not bad the well there is one shot though where they they look at his arms and you can tell the costume deteriorate and sometimes his his wounds changed sides like sometimes he has to. This movie was made for the champion Missouri Festival which was going on in Japan. 'cause they were done with God's own movies after Godzillas revenge and realized they were packaging. Godzilla films for this festival nascent. Why don't we just make new movies for this festival? This is the one they went in there with. And then they follow Megatonne and guy again and so on and so forth but this movie to me like revisiting it. I think it's as powerful as the fifty four in terms of message and I think a lot of the show of films which is sort of spectacle after fifty four separately mother verse Godzilla that was about capitalism and King Kong. I got was about corporate greed and stuff like that but this movie was so dark and so serious and when I watched it now I seal the themes and I really appreciate it because it has what I love about Godzilla where I either like Godzillas. Like our punishment while like went. He's part of a bigger story. That's not really centered on him and like watching this movie now at all I can think about his wish to. Budget was bigger now. Because there's so many scenes that could have been just much better if they were fighting a city if there are bigger crowds running industry because this one scene where he is attacking and it's just a kid on the street. I'm like where are the people or the construction worker? The full of the buildings like one construction worker on this entire building. That's GonNa win the building collapses and silence this music editing. Weird Museum basically an experimental film. God's it seems that's a great way to put it. It seems like an avant garde art. It's almost documentary style with those The animated clips kind of showing you. What the next chapter is about chapter headers. I think that's why I'm sorry to cut you off but I think that's why a lot of anytime it. Yes yeah please do. I think that's why a lot of fans have a hard time with this movie because they just want like big Big Monster Bang Bang Boom Boom and this movie doesn't really give you the. There's three good that'll get you get the battles and get goofy shit but you also gotTa have very heavy handed message out as well. Yeah I mean like yeah. The heavy handed message. I think worked for me as a kid because like absolutely you start recycling. Okay Guess Guy Smog. Monsters obviously bad and and you know for me. I was entertained as a child. Because you this monster is in the water little Jauzi thing. And then all of a sudden he's out and he then he gives why so a lot of variety so you got a lot variety a lot of fight scenes. You GotTa Really Easy Story. That like a little kid can follow some of the Godzilla stories. I couldn't figure out the fuck was going on. He's like wanted to see the Mosser's fight but this one I remember like knowing what it was about because there really isn't really anything. We pollute the earth and then at some point they say something about an they totally. Put this in leader like this whole thing. They're looking at planets at. It's all voiceover because you know they slapped this on later to try and make sense out of bowling. Oh no one. It's the alien Element Doria rate wasn't stories that he's like an Alien Tadpole slams in this pollution and grows grows in the. I mean the shots of sludge. In the beginning there's a mannequin in the sludge constantly. Come back to this and I believe some of it like Y- The guy who wrote it in the director saw sludge in Japan and kind of gave him. It's idea There was a whole backstory. All that shit all that imagery like as much as you want to say it did. There's IT with me for years substances so there's something to say about that that you can create an image that's going to be that Enduring see your mind. Utera was also scary. I remember when I was a kid. That scene. Where he he crashes into the freighters yeah and you see his head and let's hear absolutely or when when the father sees them on. The water is terrifying that even when he even when the kids on the rock and that he's like Oh my God like the there he is right there and the jumps out of the water out jumps out up hold the knife up and then jumps out and then the next thing you see is that heater is back. In the water. Going the opposite he jumps are so many cuts in this movie. I can point them out a close up of him slicing his body and then you hear a splash and then he turned around in the air and fucking water. I loved this movie. I Love Meeting the human characters you know you have the scientists how he figures out the tadpole. I love the kid going. It's a tad pool. I these shorts. I love the old man. Who's like broaddus? Weird for your son. I don't know what it is. A WWCO favorite out. Everybody great fucking guy in the disco fish and I love it when they're talking about the forms of good doer and they're both drinking tangs for different views about the orange. I love that there's different versions of this of really enjoyed. I knew you would like it was so fucking shitty movie but I enjoyed it a lot of aspects like there's things that I don't like as far some of the cuts like there's that one scene where Godzilla for some reason falls into a grave that's been dug out and then your door in a door. Diarrhea Hetero like this shit's diarrhea cut to them rolling down. I forgot that happened. I mean I remember watching that. I'm like wait. He was basically kayode in that crater. And now they're both just rolling down the fugger mountain. Yeah there's some some fucking going on with this this editor share. Something was cut out that we didn't see I love. I love the seventies rock like guitar music but I also love when it just suddenly cuts out and changes to something else abruptly. There's like no transition things. They all decide to go to the top of Mount. Just dance in the middle. They're not but they are doing spring breakers during take. Let's bring fucking here. We're going to go party. Had Dirt shows up kills all of them except for cannon his mom. Some of the MOM is super invulnerable to anything he spits out but it kills everybody else. Belotti I know rugs you said he still enjoy the did you. Do you still enjoy it as an adult I do. I find that it's in my top five for the show. I do think it's the best movie but I do enjoy it. I can't stop enjoy the school because it's simple it's good and it's good and evil. What I it's the monster design Mazar edible and at that concept of the of the different stages that started everything in Japan that started to hold the veldt evolving creature idea what I noticed though only only three of US obscene gamma to when I watched this recently because I haven't watched it in years and then I watch it for the first time like a year ago and I notice. It was very very similar to camera too. If you watch the whole you know an alien comes it gets bigger. It's evolving it's growing. It's GonNa take over Godzilla has a team up with the military to stop it and gamma to its alien lands. It grows its evolving is GONNA take over. Gama's team up with the military stop it. You know what else? Let's discuss delivers destroyer. It's thing where it's the little creature evolves right. There's different forms and it gets together. But even the embassy dealing with destroy was at like that was the end of Godzilla. Right what I noticed that at the end Godzilla so basically for those. That don't know the military makes me shine. Electrodes sort of dry out hero. Select Electrical Beam. But it doesn't work. So godzilla drags over. There blows radiation into it and it works and it kills. Eudora in at the end. Godzilla looks at the military. Looks at the people and he gives a look of like you know fucking did this for you guys but you do it again. On a fucking. I'M GONNA kick your ass next day. She saves the day assume camera to at the end of that. He blows up lesion to use Earth's energy. He goes to hell and back to stop this thing. He stops and he looks at the military again and instead of them getting scared half of them salute him and a gamma flies off to Mike. All that such a cool little nod So He'd aura because that's my favorite part is when a just to give the guy respects wife. Those are supposed to be his eyes. I thought they were like are they really. That's what we're supposed to supposed to be. They do have really bad cut because it the Hetero is basically a husk and then he starts to fly away again. Yeah so he thinks he's got him down with the electrodes he pulls out these two orbs but his eyes are red. You don't see any eyeballs but doors not done this is where Godzilla flies anybody. You've probably seen this Jeff Godzilla staining up his tail curled and his breath propelling backwards the most inefficient Fi. I don't know why they didn't have just fucking fly normal belly down but he catches up but he's got no way to know propelling. No propulsion flies backwards. I notice about that scene when he fries them. Then he comes out in an and he'd aura flies if you noticed member. Godzilla grabs him by the town slams him on the ground repeatedly that was. That was the costume from earlier in the movie. So I think like the cacique grows remember. He got bigger than that so I think that's a fries them in the movie. I think was what they were doing. And that. That's kind of like a second skin. Almost yeah right. He's like the smaller size. And God's is able to them and slam them it's great battles. Because God's law gets his ass kicked allies. It's my favorite fight from the show era and also like when I see the final form of where he's silver like he's clearly spray painted silver. I love that version of the suit and the miniature is actually look pretty good like I didn't think they were that bad for you. Know being there is one thing I noticed about the miniatures. Yeah where they are doing their flashing the bright lights cars. Yes well. They're certainly toy cars. But I was like. That's not how that would work. They would only be able to brighten up like the bottom of his feet. Yeah he's he keeps show indoors or outdoors writing every time. The car shows up at Mount Fuji at throwing their torches that like what does this up in his face throw power. You know it was cool. But that's you know you don't really show era. You don't really see the monsters interacting with people that he sees them and he starts to sludge sludge while pitch shifted everyone. It's fucking past. Oh Yeah and there's that weird scene in the middle with the talking heads in the news and the TV screens in repeats and it turns out the caller what the fuck is going on here. It's very trip. Go ahead say. Those are the scenes. I think. Put a lot of people off. I was GONNA say this is the type of movie I recommended this to you before you WanNa Watch years ago. Ads like this is a type of movie. You get like really stalling. Do your favorite psychedelic absolutely this movie. It's IT'S AGAIN. I guess when I watch it now it just it hurts because they talk about stuff that you do in the movie that they couldn't show because of the budget yeah actors like if you notice. There's no military stuff in the movie. There's no military attack. They say they were. They were attacking him in Minna bombs and missiles went right through him so they told me about a lot of things. Military was literally just standing twelve fuckers. Just standing there the whole time doing nothing at the end. Great great like you can kind of see where the guy is. But it is bigger than the the other Godzilla custom. Here's another question. Maybe you could shed some light on this. There's a lot of scenes where there's fire really close to him and smoke and I'm like how much of this acting versus. How much of this is a guy going? Holy Shit. That's too much smoke. I can't see you guys put put the fire out. This fucking Shit is drowning me This is not good like some of it doesn't seem like actual acting well. It's a little bit of both. Yeah it's because I I read. That's the third time that suit was used in a movie and then the next time falling assume it's the same storm after another which what's the other one guy again and those revenge it's the most out of all real fucking beat late. Show where he looks down at his hands. Oh God his his fingers that that's that's part by the time of Guy Ganders seen after Gigan- pizzas. It's remember he's hitting his head and he come any wakes up. Godzilla sticks his arms out. You can see the latex of the costume. Just SORTA hanging off angling. I do love at the end when he finally kills him. He's just fucking ripping pieces of them and throwing he's he. He is unusually brutal stops. He goes and does the breadth again just to make sure that that turns the DOT com. Yeah he's got one fucked up and so does Heater at the both. Have Guys But Yeah I li- I do. I kind of the design is so fucking tripadvisor sideways. It's fucking great. Well the thing about heat or that made me really enjoy him as a kid and even now as an adult is like he is. Actually you know he's just. He's the amalgamation of pollution. But he's very like a at times. He seems almost invincible. Right lack in keeps growing every time. Godzilla sixes harm through 'em it's like doesn't have an effect hasn't made of any earth elements so you don't they don't know how to kill him And he can. He can transform so he can fly out. Mattias Godzilla is completely outmatched at turn. Points and Godzilla goes for. La has one. I there like the rest of the movie too. And that's why I love it. Because he's so matching this movie and he has to team up with basically army right. Because if you think about it. They didn't make those electrodes. How would he have won? It just would have been a running battle right the one thing. I don't like about this movie but I have to put a negative criticism. Is the Godzilla music you miss at all but I like that. It's it's good for little kids by it. I love so many other musical themes that they do other than this one. This is my least favorite. Better what is let me ask you this though that music in the movie because all the music and movies fucking bonkers. It's all right. Can you imagine putting one of his classic themes in that movie like I love to see somebody that did cut with like the classic counselor? The classic Godzilla theme I mean I think that there are themes that Godzilla in Godzilla lexicon that maybe not maybe not by the the classic stuff but maybe something that we can use as better than this. I don't like the trumpet like I'd is. That made it more eerie and weird for me. Well they went for more well they did have. Music was really good. But they didn't have a fluke. Obey do this so they went with a forgotten. The music and this one But he has you know I know they were trying to make more of like a Superhero Godzilla in this like I. E You know ecological defender which is funny. Because he's pure radiation. He's defending the world against pollution really. I'm not really that familiar with the intricacies of all the different Godzilla. Music there is. I just know that there's Era In that's different than the show Arab at the beginning of the show. The original stuff is really good. And then you know all right I'll I'll break it down The the Maestro is Acura Fuca he did the music from the first Godzilla up until term Mecca Godzilla. There was a few. He didn't do any of the movies that Honda direct he didn't do. Sometimes they used art can music is and feel like paying them and then they may God's a lady four different computer composer and he may Allante and Fuca Bay was like. I'm not going back. And his daughter was like you know they're using your music and making disco music right and he's like really. He came back and scored the rest of the. Hey say era out the last movie. He did was destroyer and his. He pretty much just recycled his score for for these movies but Godzilla. He did one for termed. God's will wear you know it's it's the enter Godzilla theme. But it's more of like a heroic. Which is I think would have worked worked better for this. But he's basically he is the father of Godzilla music all the famous Godzilla themes was accused. Fuqua Bay. Yeah I mean the tariffs Becca. Godzilla has great music. I remember that and that was him. And that's I think the terror of Metronidazole is awesome. That's that'll class. What it's worth the scene were Godzilla. First appears in. The shadows is one of the greatest. Oh my God it is sitting Godzilla appearances. Ever and TITANIC SOURCES. My favorite design. What's your favorite part of this movie? You guys if you had to pick anthony. What's my like a moment? What favorite moment in this movie? Your most favorite. I mean I think my most favorite moment besides like just the overall fight scenes is the shot of him. Smoking the the smoke. Stacks that connick. And it's so creepy and to this day that this monster gets out of the water and is just huffing up on pollution Anderson. They're like and with like the red is. The giant is really. Make this monster what it is so the most iconic thing from this movie favorite favorite moment of the movie. Oh when he's swinging him around. I light up those people. They're fucking domino. Game gets all they all die when they play Dominos. Shit Shit this shit. Flying Everywhere Body. Favorable it from this movie favorite moment. I always go back to the scene. Guts is looking at the humans at the end of 'cause he has the one eye and he lost down and he tells his head because he can only see from the one. I that to me. That's the scene. I like the most seem I like when he's in the water and he's like destroying all the pollution was pretty cool. That's a dream sequence right during secrets kid like I tell us coming. He'll take a tadpole. I know you guys think about the flying but what he did that. I was like all snap go. He's got to get our head so many things in this movie. You can tell us so badly. There's when he's walking. He's the first time he walks. Onscreen yeah you can see the background the backdrops like this where they put the pieces for the sky. You can see all that shit is Louie. Could see a lot on the wires. See at the last thing where he walks off. Until like the distance you could see the end of the backdrop all you can. There's no depth whatsoever I was like. Why did they shoot it like that? Some of the competing pad though where the live action. On during the seventy seventies remember this is the seventies low budget for a guy down. Its budget remember. There was an oil crisis in the seventies and the film industry in Japan was tanking because of TV because of ultra. Yeah ultraman started this whole like why do you have to go to the movies to see monsters and Nico Watch at home so they? They didn't have the budgets like they do now. And that's what I always kills me. It's like man if this movie had the budget you'd see the United Nations you'd see group rooms of scientists. This is why I kinda liked this better than shinnecock villa because there was none of that bullshit fucking conference table meeting scenes. It was just the people. Were there to move the fuck apart. And there's three big Godzilla battles and there was a lot of Godzilla and heater which I liked. Well it's two different two different concepts altogether. Yeah Zillow to me. I noticed. I started appreciating of movie. Now with the president's response to this. This movie is kind of topical. Now in terms of fucking virus creates a monster we allow saying. I think I mentioned it earlier but I will say that. I actually appreciate this movie less. Oh go down for it. I mean if I was a kid I fucking this up to. I still remember as a kid and then that doesn't change. Have you appreciated any of these more since you've been an adult? Has There Been One? All the original Godzilla is the one. That's grown honestly like that. One is the one where I'm like. That is stood the test of time and I realized as I got older because I never liked as a kid. Because it's in black and white. It's Raymond Burr and then when I saw and there's no the monster but when I saw it as an adult in Japanese as this moves fucking masterpiece. Smell that one. I've I've appreciated more eighty five. I appreciate five. Yeah that's another one. That's a really good one. It really good. I like the ones where I'm as a kid I was like. He's not fighting sucks. Yeah like a little kid. I thought when I saw the previews Godzilla the original of like he's fighting a man with a beard. What's going on? This is the patron five. Eighty Five Raymond. Burr how's that going to work? I have some production notes. Some of which body has alluded to also already Bond Bano is given only thirty five days to shoot this film with a really low budget. And he only had one team available to shoot both the drama scenes and the monster affects seeds. Usually right body be two separate machines seems like a bt with one thousand nine hundred stuff these guys do the monster stuff now. You had to do everything himself. So rugs like you. Mention can put Chiro Satsuma Satsuma. The actor who played Hetero was struck with appendicitis during the production. Doctors forced to perform an appendectomy while he was still wearing. The fucking suits shit dude of the length of time. It took to take the Goddamn thing off during operation. Such Suma learned that painkillers had no effect on him. Or that's a shitty time to find that talk he's like hey and out. And then you mentioned yesterday was going to be a sequel and they got scrapped turned into what it did by. Wow just fucking fun I I love the Pick Anthony Great trippy movie. So let's rating and ranking Anthony. GimMe a number where you would if you can rank it. I don't know how many fucking Godzilla movies there are. Okay I got to rankings okay. I got my kid ranking Ha. Now as an adult got it makes sense. He'd ranking ten out of ten latest move as a kid. I always loved creative villains that were that Godzilla that he that were. Bigger than God's Zola and Godzilla was outmatched and he had to find a way to went As an adult Godzilla movies have to be graded on a curve. Scale that you can't like rank these alleyoop especially a lot especially a lot of these show when you can't just like compare this to even like Joel Rabbit or like you can't. It's just not the same thing now as an adult. I'm going to go five hundred ten and five hundred ten It's it's good Actually you know what I'm going to change at six out of ten better than good. Okay I it but It's not like it's still very memorable But it's not like some more meat like it's not going to be the best out of all the Godzilla films for at least for now. Yeah it is it is very memorable in the villain is good rugs Give me a rating. What would you rate it? Where did you put it? Wow I mean my kid rating is also like you know it's up there. I'm looking at it as a little child. It's like it's a perfectly digestible. Not really complicated. Simple to the point one Godzilla film lots of Godzilla in it bad music but like it's got trippy. Shit visual so all that stuff for kid is great now. So ten for a kid for an actual grownup man. Trying to recommend if a regular other grownup person's GonNa Watch it. I'm going to give a six point. Five In that way because yes there is. There is a lot missing in. This film is a lot of weird cuts. That that are weird in understand his parts for Godzilla just kind of staring here but like it might throw people off the message being heavy-handed might throw people off so I I'm I'm considering that so it's better than average it. It's definitely good and I still enjoy it. I mean I know that it's a bad movie that I love so but a by no means going to give it like a Ted God's a little more than this okay so but but it's still up there as far as enjoyable Lonnie. We already kind of know what you think about this movie. We'll give it a number. Where would you put it? You want to do the kid. Do both ten lists like a put this movie on our list. You know what's Funny Kid List is? Let's say like seven really. Yeah because it scared me as a kid at it. Yeah and as an adult. Yeah I'll give an eight. Oh Shit because I got it when I got older. I got it. I understood and I like the message and that it's dark and serious and we're not totally series gets a bad rap and I think it's actually pretty fun. So yes it's it's much better than Gigan- it's much better than Megatonne in a Lotta ways. I'd have to re I remember as a kid loving guy against I'd have to rewatch. I had it on today after this. That's that's a hard one to get the rest. Were they talked one another right. Yeah they talk. Maybe that's the next one you review. That's that's a tough one. Dam is so my Rating as First Time. Watching this as an adult. You know knowing what I'm walking into this Godzilla manage suit B. Movie. I'm leading a seven. I really like it. Held my attention and it was so weird and didn't expect the animated seems and just as this fucking crazy trippy movie but I did. I had a really good feeling. He would like it not not not only because he just likes everything but because this is kind of kind of up in Bali Godzilla will be. That's made this is fucking wild and perfect. And why does it keep my? It'll illicit the kid inside. It does and if I saw this as a kid I imagine fucking I and this is probably a great movie to show your kids. Get Your House you have kids and you. WanNa get the mid Godzilla. This is the one I like that. It's just scary enough for kids that it will freak you out a little but it's still harmless preface it. By if if I if I have a kid I I might have a kid out there that I don't know if I have one that I'm training to like Godzilla what I would do with this movie as I would show my kids some other Godzilla movies I where like not as dark and build up to this one. Yeah we're building this one and then there's one it is so you you you talk about like Sun a Godzilla. I would probably do like Sunny Godzilla. Gay Dorota three headed monster and God's revenge those are God's love even like Gulliver's Galon where it's like these movies were they're they're a little more kitty and then I would. I would throw this one. It'd be like now this door one. I have to talk to you about the big big fucking boss and this one like this. Is this Godzillas. Really up against it in this one. You want to. You want to know while this movie. What makes it so good is because out of almost all the Godzilla movies? I think it's one of the most original creative concepts they ever had. And if you look at the movies after this. It's just like Oh. Oh nuclear testing. Will you know right? Woke up the Saito Paeans and Sir sending Meghan or the robot Godzilla and even early show movies. Oh he fights a giant crab how original I mean this. Is this like you don't know where it's going? He door is is legitimately dangerous. You feel the. He's deigned house and he could literally take over the world. Was there ever any thought on during the? Hey Sarah of bring a back door or if they ever talked about inter no one time thing it was only Bano he was trying to do Death la which was a sequel. Because I don't know if we didn't mention this but at the end of this movie another he'd aura peer a minute and that second version this version that has the Japanese version of the song and again. I didn't see that at the end that they cut back to the ocean to Putin Ocean and heaters head comes out and it says and yet another one question mark So he was bottle was going to want to do it but then heater came back and final wars for like two seconds bloom away L. Really Yeah Yeah. I was wondering if you had seen this guy again. You see him he. They redesigned them and a blast The ocean and he blasts him into a building and the explodes. And that's a tough. Forget it in final wars heater. Show some talking. He's in for like two seconds. So now having been to all the G FEST. The toys of The SMOG MONSTER SUDDENLY. Make a lot of sense like this. Let me tell you. Some door. Has his own facebook page by page? I've never in the history of God's Fan have seen a Kaija more mass produced outside of Godzilla than door. Haven't done a Dora piece on rebel. Seven DOT com. Actually that's the first poster ever did. Oh back and fourteen and now one got published in monster attacked fourteen. Nineteen nineteen thousand nine hundred forty one of the Spanish flu teen doboy fighting across in front. But it doesn't exist yet. Wait so you don't have enough anymore. You should do a new one. I retired it because I want to make a new one. But what the fuck and fish heads. Why was that do tripping? Because it's the seventies. Did you appreciate that girl dancing with the clam on her coach in front of him? Yes I know. That's why that's why did the poster. Because I wanted to tell her okay through and I'm GONNA put on a new post a weird bugging one piece bodysuit with a claim on a Coochie. I noticed that right away. It's an it's an awesome Sudan. She's really pretty. Girls is pretty watching settled Godzilla and the girl in that. The warriors preteen. She's pretty cute. My favorite is the princess from Peter to three hundred monster and catch. Sarah's Riyadh I don't remember any of the girls the other than in the. Hey Sayer Mimi aldini Mickey yeah. I noticed I bought two books. Have all the women from all the Tojo Movies? I bet you playboys. Those pages. Sticky hold off to the metric on any great pick. Thank you so I was like I said before. I was hoping you'd pick Godzilla. Movie did not disappoint if you're a kid at heart like I Next is your turn to pick a movie. Do you know what you're going to pick. God Damn it. I really had so many up there but I figured and I know that you've seen this immorality if one of us hasn't seen that great but I know Anthony hasn't seen it in. This is probably the most bizarre move yet and making watch that he would never wash without me telling him to watch. It is also one of my favorite films ever was nominated for Oscars. So I know I'm not the only one that was good. But it is a hard one digest. It is very David. It's the Fisher. I love that movie. We've mentioned it before Robin Williams Jeff Bridges. I think we should talk about this because I don't think a lot of people do talk about it so Yeah next fishing anthony. I will tell you where you could watch. This movie will figure out a date and time Yeah so I love this idea. And then we'll get back to The Patriots sponsored movie reviews if you want to have your review a movie reviewed listener right now is a good time to join Patriot. We'll do it right away But yeah good stuff. Let's do some some the nation for news the nation's public this new godzillas unfriendly and he's going to destroy your country. Look Out You know our facebook group talking to the nation. It's kind of fun place to hang out in this post pandemic quarantine world. Everyone is trying to give Solutions to what to do while you're locked in and we've had some good. Some good ideas atom Morris right some quality quarantine watching for you say well you will. I still love Kevin Smith and his movies still made me laugh. So I'll be checking out asap assuming I can stream it in Canada. That is Jay and silent Bob Reboot on Amazon. Ooh I also watched it this week. I watched a lot of movies this week. I actually really enjoy. This movie. Had Great Cameos and call backs to all his other movies symphony. There's some funny shit. I like that. Kevin Smith is in there and making fun of himself great self deprecating humor and it even had heart you know with the storyline with with Jay and the kid and Kevin Smith Daughter Harlequin Smith. She's pretty good actress. She's better than he is almost in some ways that she did a good job. What did you did you like it you ever see? Yoga Yoga hoses. Everybody makes fun of Bob Shrike. Back was awful. I still never finished it. I see I kind of liked that movie. I like it's dump. I stupid movies is on my kind of tough again. I recommend reboot if you have Amazon allies it was in the one and Shannon Elizabeth Catholic Cher. She's she's pretty she's in. She's in this one. She's pretty pretty. I knew they were wearing catsuits under there. It's it's fun. There's a Muslim girl. There's a deaf girl. They got a great team there. I thought I was not going to like it but it was fun. It was great great. Kind of Self Referential Kevin Smith Movie. Lots Blake says so everyone's probably already losing their minds with the potential lockdown quarantine looming over our heads. I present to you. A potential solution to not only hopefully create a new avenue for the nation but also helped get our members better through other venues other than facebook. I present to you net flicks party. A social interaction with the group can have all watching a movie together as a nation. It's this thing. Go to Netflix. Dot Com works only on chrome. You download this extension and then you can set up a movie and there's a little. Aol style chat box. A chat room. Right alongside Blake did a test with the dark knight and The one random person I think it was a girl named Kells Kelsey. She joined the group we kind of turned around to the show but Blake. I love that you took the lead on this and Eight is a fun way. Everyone to watch a movie at once and like comment down. The sides called Netflix Party. I've I've had a couple of friends suggest the net flicks party to as well but I don't know we'll see how I know. Nothing else left. Let's just whack off. You get tired all I and I'm spent and finally David mosquee has shared link says hi folks if anyone is self isolating and looking for some comics to keep yourself entertain. You should check out this APP. It's called Comic House and it's basically net flicks for indie comics. They just tweeted that. They're giving away a free month to anyone who comments on this tweet. They have loads of content. Happy to offer recommendations to people if they want you can go to comics house dot com slash APP. I'll have linked to the tweet in the show notes but Moscow editor and Cape of a place to Hang Your Cape always at the forefront of promoting indie comics of which there are tons of really good ones. I just might read my comics. I actually. We'll have time to read all the stack of comic books that I have here and bought Bitta route from Sanford Greene at at sea to read that I have the paper girls to trade collected editions and a bunch of other stuff rugs. It's a good time to read comics. Yeah so I just want to thank everyone for you. Know keeping US sane and giving us things to do speaking of doing things. What are you guys watching? I just mentioned watched Jay and silent Bob Reboot Anthony. Have you watched anything with all this time? You have well. Yeah that'd be talked about it on patron low women Joe Girardi irritating else might start up I might watch American factory maybe Maybe I'll get into this. Altered altered carbon. I still have not a couple of episodes into that. I heard Belotti about to comment on American factory. Yeah that's that's really good and when it ends or just like fuck okay. So I've been sitting at home this January with this new thing so I've watched I've exhausted the other day I. I'm so desperate for movies and content like I draw. I've I've been drawing. Nonstop does the most productive. I've ever go to my wife happy and I kind of never WANNA go back to work and so I put on movies when I'm drawing. I resorted to put on Lionheart from Van. Damme like yesterday but no. There's a new series on Netflix. That my wife was like all we have to watch called panoramic because there's one called it's called love is blind. Blake fucking pinched and I hate reality shows in this one. Just got me. It's great trashy television. It really. It's I don't know if it's true. She's locked into that. I will do it a little bit. They're not really trashy people. No that's true. It's not like we watch ninety fiance on the fucking hate. These people like you fucking idiot. S why do you need this person? From Nigeria. Yeah hate yourself. That one girls in Asiya Jessica. She's tragic she's a tragic. She's just like her her personality. Just like you feel for her. 'cause she's so trapped you know she's trapped in her like the real people. That shit is trending everywhere on. If you got netflix. Now you notice there's like a top ten trending stuff. They've added a new section fucking. The movie outbreak would was trending. Watch that I watch again. Dustin Hoffman does I was I was I watched the Jason Momoa Conan. The barbarian was terrible. You know what like this is the thing? It's actually a very just. It's not terrible. It's just bland. It's underwhelming it's like they they have. It seems like they have everything they need to make. Good movie like the Art Directions. Not Too bad like the costuming decent. You know. Sometimes it looks like a video game in certain shots here in there and some of the effects aren't quite as Polish. Should be but in Jason Momoa like in battle he's really released like slick in. Who's really well? He doesn't deliver the dogs. That's what I was GONNA say. I mean he delivers the lines like he does allemand the same exact way. So it's nothing you after getting the same guy doing the same exact credit man. How's IT GUIDE? But it's just so like underwhelming like it just really is like. There's nothing new what they do in. This movie is great because it takes you through a lot of CONAN stuff. But it doesn't do it with any like panache or or anything just kind of like is there and some fight scenes are but like they're just they build up to this okay based on. I'll tell you what happens the main villain in the movies trying to get this helmet together like mask. And if he gets it he can bring forth This this Demon or something that's GonNa give him the powers of God. That's going to be resurrected as his dead wife doesn't mean okay but he goes through all this you never get to see the. Oh Shit. So I'm like all right. The coining would be puts the mass together. His is is resurrected wife. Demon whatever is going to come and he's going to be a powerful as God and then Conan's GonNa kill him and he never gets to that point eight he gets just fizzles out before that in the in. The ending is so bad so Anyway Cure Jason Memorial the stored in a cool way check story. Plot Kinda reminds me of another thing. I finally got around to watching just last night. Which was a leader a battle angel and I do the the effects and the the design in this movie are amazing. Like you forget that. Alita is a completely three d you know. Cgi generated character. The problem is the fucking story is not the best and it also like it. You'd think it ends and then it keeps going and then it promises the whole time. She's chasing after this one guy that she's remembering and you think there's GonNa be a showdown and it never gets to the show. She doesn't get to the planet they just like what the fuck. That's how you ending this. But I did enjoy her performance and the way everything looked in the action scenes were good. They were really good action scenes. It reminded me of a couple of things. But it's the story that ultimately holds it back from being better than like good so you know what? I just watched that it's still stuck me. Movie called King of New York. Oh she's Chris Walker never never saw it and I was like. Let me just treat myself. Just treat yourself. It's Chris. Walk at the top of his game. It's Laurence Fishburne knowing fucked up and it's so slick Dave crusoes in it out Wesley Snipes. It's like a sort of throwback to like those great seven East Gritty New York. Yes movies brutal but if they filmed it in nineties. New York which is just as Shitty as seventies new Giuliani cleaning it up because he caught it as like right before. I got my favorite scene in. That movie is where he shows up to with the briefcase. And the guy thinks there's money in it puts it up at. Its pull a tampons guy goes. What's this and Save Jackson's like the bullet holes mother fucker? Who so good. It's really good. It's really stylish. It's atmosphere. I think if you like movies you will enjoy this movie turnover. I haven't watched it. Haven't I gotTa Watch that again? I watched this other thing on Netflix. It's the reboot of spenser for hire. If you were around in the eighties you may remember. This show called Spencer for higher with Robert Urich. It's called Spencer confidential starring Mark Wahlberg and Winston Duke as Hawk and Alan. Arkin bad for a netflix movie. There's some decent action if you're bored check it out. It's a remake of Spencer for higher standard for higher is show was a TV show. And this one's called Spencer confidential. It's a shower. He does a movie but it's the same idea like he wants to help people. There's a dude name Hawk. That's his party. He what he's trying to stay out of trouble but can't help himself and so they may end up being a space nine. No he doesn't. That was Ben. That's Robert Urich right now. I don't know that hockey is the is the cabinet. That's right the guy played see. That's right yeah. Everyone Robert. Avery Robert. Avery Yeah I don't know I don't know why expensive for higher reminded me of Vietnam War but I did. I watched the Ken Burns Vietnam documentary. That'll take up like forty hours of your time is eleven episodes depressing. It's super depressing. My Dad is so I watched somebody with him when I came out. I sat through all of it like there was one day where I watched that and I watched platoon or shame and Hamburger Hill. Which is another Vietnam and I was just. I want to cry. I was in shower too sobbing. I was like I. I watched the naked gun two next remember. Oj Was it comedy movies. He was really. I watched that documentary to and all you getaway. You really drive the point home that we did not need to fuck it be aired all come tiny watch but just fucking like if you guys think like the world is bad now. It was worse lots wide. Why are we there? Why all these people need to die. There's no delays ego governed. Didn't want to Lyndon Johnson refuse like. We'RE NOT GONNA lose. We're not GONNA walk away. And they want to cover acid in the name of fighting communism. Yeah but but the kids just finished to Oliver Stone series the untold history. That's good it's like You Watch it and they would roosevelt. Fdr and you're like oh he's a good guy yeah and they make it they show. He's like a president and every president. After that you like Eisenhower he was good. Oh no he was bad to Carter. He was good right. So you go through like I bush. Then you get the Clinton and you're like you know the story and I'm like okay. There are Obama. He's not a bad guy and I was like I fucking hate Obama. No he made me almost always indifferent to the guy and then I wash my does fucking guys no different. I want your back now. So that's a good one. If you really WanNa hate everything though it's called the untold history of the United States Oliver Stone it's a few episodes. Yeah it's down Obama. Yeah anything. It's done it just exposes how we've interfered with the world and for our own selfishness. They bury but the stuff about Obama. I had no idea I've never been like wanted to be like of this. Country is infallible or always right. I'm like we're fucking just as dirty as everybody else. There's no there's no country yeah then you'll like you. I is that we are discussing. Shit you'll really like show them. Yeah I was really surprised about the Obama stuff because what trump. Everyone's GonNa Musso Paul but a Mike. Yeah he was a nice guy cause I don't really pay attention. I'm really because he was so quiet about everything I mean. I didn't I watched this to my other. Obama's like demeanor like I miss I. Miss Professional is calming nate. We could use right. I miss his ability to me the impression that things are in control and even when they're out of control right in not only that but like us able to compose himself in a way that A lot of people could find something. do look up to instead in so like when people used to say stuff about Obama. You'd be like well. That's the furthest thing that then. Yeah they're totally making stuff up when people say stuff about trump. It's mostly drones. It's usually deny it. You can't even defending somebody. That's the that does these crazy things like that. It's just like ridiculous. Trump took all the all the phony Baloney political bullshit. All the fucking nonsense trump literally took that and just turned inside out and said this is what we are. I don't Fuck Oh so. Trump is in hiding. He's not hiding and he's like we fucking so I feel like what he's doing. It does it matter who is in the office of President because the people doing the shit behind the scenes. They're GONNA do whatever they do. The sell it. Here's you figure out how to sell this out of smooth this over. This shit is going to happen. We just put a different face on. It can calm people downgrade. If you can't hold you're shit together doesn't matter which still gotTa Paul fucking Horseshoe. What what this show told me? Was that our engagements in Iraq were extended because the military told Obama. Like we have to stay there because at Xyz and someone said Obama like us you in the military says something you have to listen and Obama just capitulate to it and said okay. We'll keep people over there. I mean when you just got to sell it to the people. Yeah it's crazy we're bill. Burr always jokes. He's like they should pay all the presents millions he's like he's like. Obama went in making like one hundred grand a year and he came out with ten million dollars. Because you don't know that's good you'll make a lot of money in the president Couple announcements we've made some guest appearances on other. Podcasts myself. An Anthony that yeah you should check out I was on a recent episode of two peas on podcast with Gerald Morris. This was recorded a while ago. We are ranking the top five MC. You movies There's it's mayhem and another dude Giving out ranking and then recently anthony you made a guest appearance on voice from the underground the the podcast elitist. They're pumping out a bunch of shows because people need content and I was on with Jason Dutch and big. Shout out to just going over Just life with this. This new corona virus outbreak in. What's going on and the politics and sports sponge of just basically shooting the shit about it. I mean we're all at home. We may end up doing a couple of extra episodes. I don't know we'll see I feel like we're going to be a it depend. You know how these things go by the weeks. Go by if they become really bore here probably like I should probably make some John Den and maybe get some cool stuff. You should make contact. Every artist right now. Should be making online content. What else are you doing? Also next week listener will mark our fifth birthday. It is our five year anniversary. We did not you did not Do our five year plan. We're supposed to billionaire. We're supposed to take it over the inter- smits but I damn it Yeah I don't know something special. Probably not just the Brazil reminisce on the fact Magin. We did finally made the big time and quarter virus. Everything shuts down plant. That could happen. Sleigh guys on tour you know do a bunch of interviews go you know see the country no shot it down in this cancelled worse was your chance but like five years of podcasting is nothing. That's fucking crazy. We'll talk more next week. In the meantime give some apple podcast. Ratings we're up to one eighteen to get to two hundred. So we can be rotten tomatoes reviewers however the movies don't come back. They may not be any more positions for reviewers. Now it's week to week fluid movement. Everyone stay safe. Watcher hands rags work in the listener. Find you can find me after the snap on twitter. This fucking planet is so dirty that even galactic pass. You know what I'm saying even fucking Belotti thank you so much for your insight from the entertainment industry. I'd but I'm really sorry that you're one of the collateral damage of the corona virus right now. It's okay I mean you know what the whole world is hurting right now but settlers and not alone plus years. You know sell your stuff. Where can people find you online? What do you want them to do? Well I just got a new website made for my buddy. John Ruffin K. Michiji he does those awesome Kaija Hydro photographs of toys and stuff and Dioramas. It's www dot robo seven dot com. It's Oral B. O. The number seven dot com. Check it. Thanks yeah we still working progress but You know my works on there and t shirts and prints and all that stuff and you can find me all my social media through the contact section of that. Robo seven dot com hub links to all of these in the past in the Show notes what am I trying to say what was going to say? I was GONNA say have linked the password. Show why I said that Anthony. I hope you hanging there with no sports no Vegas Look not going to be the hardest hit Rodman recluse all the things. I don't go to anyways. You know bars and James Fucking Oh man. I have on your. He's going to be fat intake. Nick Nolte and his mugshot on instagram. The earlier this morning and I'll read it out to you guys real quick. Can you just find it so the Barstool Chicago put this out? They go they go. Maybe not the time but the first Saturday night at the bars after all this shit ends will be the best night of our lives. I'm talking complete takeover. Every drink as a double cigs inside sex in the streets illegal fireworks from Indiana. Live music. GimMe everything you got. So many deaths from alcohol poisoning. You're going to have in the mega data centers six inside. I'm all for Senate thing but good. Listen hang in there. Everyone hang in there right as an email show a jock and let us know. We'll how's it going? On your end. You can find links to everything in our show notes jock in their dot com slash three twenty. Which will everything? We talked about how to get in touch how to sports. Show back the fuck up but keep yourself healthy and thanks for listening to the podcast by David. Zimmerman Anthony. He's the JOCK. 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News in Brief 11 February 2020

UN News

04:54 min | 9 months ago

News in Brief 11 February 2020

"This is the news in brief from the United Nations. A key international meeting on the corona virus has begun at the UN in Geneva to help decide next steps steps on how to contain the epidemic. As of Tuesday morning deaths surpassed at one thousand almost entirely in China. The World Health Organization said with almost as to forty three thousand cases in the country and some three hundred and twenty four of the country's as infections continue to rise since the outbreak was declared in central for China on the thirty first of December. WHO's said that this was because of better detection measures and the fact that a backlog of cases was now being tested in laboratories he's at the meeting at who headquarters hundreds of scientists public health agencies ministries of Health and Research. funders have two days to share the latest information about the virus before deciding how best to confront it. Here's spokesperson Fidelity's eighth. In Geneva. Three hundred high level scientists is a lot in my opinion and they are also working in networks and organization inflammation is shared we are sharing the genome sequencing of the virus as with hundreds of laboratories worldwide. So there is a real international mobilization against this novel coronavirus. Currently there's no vaccine to to protect against Corona virus and no proven therapeutics to treat infections. One of the hoped for outcomes of the meeting is an agreed roadmap for research around which researchers and donors can align in Madagascar UN humanitarian. Say that the plight of children there has not improved since twenty twelve and is in many cases getting worse U. N. Children's fund UNICEF raised the alarm on Tuesday noting that two weeks ago torrential rains in Madagascar affected one hundred and twenty twenty thousand people cutting off roads destroying one hundred seventy four schools and forcibly displacing sixteen thousand people the World Food Program or WFP have pain while also warned that the current lean season has left more than seven hundred thousand people without enough to eat it helping two hundred thirty thousand of them but warned. That's eleven point. Four million people in the country are undernourished. UNICEF Madagascar Deputy Representative John Boehner man is warned that the recent floods just one of the many challenges faced by Maddie gas children all year long. These include natural disasters drought and pandemics challenges. which have been aggravated by climate change and which require far more international attention and support because of works is only tation forty percent of ablation still practice open defecation as a consequence ninety three percent ninety three percent of leaking water in Madagascar contaminated by equally? This couple is widespread poverty on January. Poor Diet leads to one of the highest clinic militia situation in the world. We see forty two percent of children being stunted or as we say clinically Komo newest in an appeal for long-term assistance to Madagascar UNISOM highlighted. That two out of five girls get married before they're eighteen and that more than one child in three works in dangerous conditions such as in Mica mining the agency also warned that fewer than one in three children has received the vaccines they need leading to annual pandemics of polio plague new epidemics such as the measles outbreak this year which killed more than one thousand. Two hundred children could further destabilize stabilize the system. The agency said to the eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo where conditions are dire for more than one hundred thousand civilians. He fled their homes in the past two months. UN refugee agency UNHCR said on Tuesday that attacks by armed groups since December on communities in eastern and Bennies what a Linga Chiefdom had displaced families to the town of nobly many had already been displaced by attacks last April and only returned to their villages in November NBA last year tensions have been rising since the launch of a government led military operation in December against the Allied Democratic Forces or ATF civilians including those displaced in November and December were among those to have been targeted by armed groups including the ATF. An estimated two hundred and fifty two civilians are reported to have been killed in Benny territory. Since December last year according to local authorities most of those forced to flee in the latest wave of violence are being sheltered by host communities in Nobili they they have welcomed displaced families but resources to even meet their own needs. UNHCR says the agency and Partners Providing emergency shelter assistance and helping schools is to reopen but thousands more live in dark conditions across one hundred or so informal settlements sleeping in huts made of branches. UNHCR said Daniel. Johnson U._N. News.

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Punxsutawney Paul - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

The Power Trip

2:24:07 hr | 2 d ago

Punxsutawney Paul - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

"Hey, it's guards. We've been enjoying the cafe beer by pills brewing for one year now, sports back in full swing. There's never been a better time to pick some up stop by the pills taproom in. Minneapolis. It's open with a safe clean socially distance experience but don't distance yourself from the Kfi am beer or the limited release reception October fest style. Beer, which is also available now the cafe and beer one year old thanks to rubes like you and thanks to our friends at you'd pills brewing. We're back live and local on a power trip. Listen up threes came in for last month we are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat. Back Nice. Neto. Good News you feel brain are you mad? Do you feel about vantage? Boots. Gauge, Google, you begin. Video lack of Braga. They're. Discussing here some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of taken none of or maybe too much tonight. It is the twenty seventh day of October. Twenty twenty good morning everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Here we go. John Bonus coming in today have cory cove from his palatial mansion and not feeling great but good enough to be on the morning show laws carly took her and Mark Rosen in studio and Zach, and Brienne. As. Well, so lots to get today show. Let's get it started with norm MacDonald and Jim, breuer couple of the best radio or the pouch of morning show good on you I'm glad you're here seems like there's too much news like 'cause now to have twenty four hour news. Now when I was a young boy, the news was half hour that was the whole news. You know they had it about right that's about all the news there is. She's all the time on the news, the newsman while commanding I'll go good evening, everybody this the news man whatever he says it's not going to say. Story. Tonight a lady has vanished. And then you guys let's go outside where there's another guy. So then they cut the outside. We're outside and We found out about this lady vanish your name was Jan and then one day you know they go hey more news on Janice the scouring the woods they're still searching for Janice, and then you go out the woods. Nothing good ever happens the would. They find you in the woods they always find you in the same place every time they will find you in a shallow grave. I don't. Look there in the first place. The police chief I gotTA listen I want every shallow grave vicinity shutdown. To clear out this case by Tuesday Kinda I'm running for DA or. Eighty, two pounds in kindergarten in kindergarten. Loved Batman. I remember Halloween. I could not wait to be. Batman. So my mom brought me to the store like. Batman or done it I'll. So, I wouldn't put it on and she's putting on a Batman, but she didn't think like Oh, my God this poor kids a fat bastard. You Albert's are onesies so I'm trying to put on the onesie but. I can't get around the midsection. My Mom's like can. Looking at you. So I, get the outfit on and I'm so tight around the belly that the years of Batman only came up to. Just behind my head, I couldn't get it up. I walked into kindergarten with such pride. Batman. You. Shoot. Up. Wake up and slap the. Devil. survivorship morning show good model body despite thirty nine on the dot it's October twenty seven. It is a Tuesday. Not Quite back to full strength the at but we're getting there saucy still in Vegas I. Think he maybe I don't know I. Don't know where it's at. But Zach is here and Brianna here. John Boehner should be here momentarily Carl. You'll be here. Did you just say John Boehner, get carly Zipper will be here in just a bit. Nobody okay. Thank you Mark Roosevelt Bit as well and That's that. That sounded more like chef from south. Live from his palatial mansion. It's coming out both ends, Ladies and gentlemen. PUGH. had vomit. Diarrhea. None of that's true. Are you sure none of that's true. Yeah no not that kind of sick. I feel way better. No, it was never coming out of either end. That's too bad sick brag literally. Just. Not that. Regular. That small. Can you hear Zach need to fix anything doing okay. All sounds good on my end. It sounds good on yours sounds. A little a little stuffed up stopped up how much better than yesterday really that that. Yeah we're getting there though getting better. Died have we confirmed or denied that we have the the plague of our lifetime yet I get saliva tested yesterday. What about forever? Well. Yeah. Every time in the past and I've had a saliva test I've basically pass it because I've listened to him and I said this sucks and that was the correct answer. Yeah, right. But No when When Zach was Kobe positive way to go Zach and all of us had to get tested what I don't know was that a month and a half ago two months ago more than ones that now. million. Years ago yeah timber. Yeah I did the old. Drive through Maple Grove. Right where you just stick your head out the window and they shove a thing up your nose and you move on with your life. Well. So I called them a couple of days ago because I don't feel like this is Kobe but you know what you gotta be careful and check. because I have a couple of symptoms that overlap with colds and Flus and covert and everything but I never had a fever at all never got over ninety nine but I've been stuffed up sore throat coughing a little bit and I'm like. This is in a normal year. This would just be normal sickness, but Mike Girls got as well. So we all went and got tested anyway. you have the saliva test is kind of weird man. went to this basically upended building in Brooklyn Park. And, it felt like outbreak. There is like one hundred people standing at the tables. And then one hundred people helping that all have you know basically has met suits for at least half asked has met suits. This experience right and you spit into a tube for like five minutes. So you went to an abandoned building. Fallen for the yeah. Giving myself my own covert. You did what? You guys were like, ooh, I don't know if that was how Israel. Okay well, I had to do it myself too I'm sure you did stuck up there and it was my my eyes have never watered so much in my life I am patently against the idea of having to do that myself. Good Morning John Boehner, cycles, I would John I. Think every person in the world would rather do a saliva test because you spent like a half a gallon in Dolo Cup, right? Yeah. It says it takes you like ten minutes but if you really built it up and just go forward I got through it in about three or four minutes I just went for it and. We're taking their time for sure. So it's super simple, and then I guess you get results back within thirty six to forty eight hours. So the plant is since I'm trying to in the right way symptom wise outside of still being a little stuffed up. as soon as my symptoms are gone and the Kobe test is negative that I'm I'm hopefully backed by like. Thursday right. If everything stays on pay so I get it they're treating. Any symptoms basically like Kovic symptoms because y y risk it from a corporate perspective. So they're they're saying I gotta stay home until it's all clear which makes it. So well. Obviously anytime anybody is in danger of carrying in here there were in danger of giving it every person in the station to the entire station shut. Why I was gone last week, which is why you're gone today but correct by the way that means you're missing drink drake time tomorrow two dozen yeah I'm not super thrilled about that. That's that was Super Fun back in the day so it does suck that I doubt I will be. Cleared by then, but we'll see but you never I mean I guess you never know if if I feel well, I know I got up to ask Gavin. I guess. But if I get the results back before tomorrow morning my guess it's possible but. Maybe a little unlikely. Who knows either way? Who's WHO's technically on tap that go drink and the question was about to ask bonus here in right I can be in you are in. Okay. You're on the list of John. Bonus Bryanne your. Cattle Giddy up. Zach urine obviously a baby. Or? Are you a an angry drunk fund drunk are you a truth serum drunk? I'm a very fun drunk but tomorrow to make these guys Kinda work for it might make kind of be a problem. Because I would never dream of being difficult to law enforcement in my life, right? Maybe. Kind of pull that card and. Now, you're going to be hard to deal with for the. GOING TO BE Looking forward it's GonNa be fun. I. Don't know I have no idea of sauces coming into that but man I got a couple of saw stories for you. I can only imagine yeah, I got a couple as well but. I have my new favorite nickname to but let's get through the list and I'll tell you Paul's new nickname if if you didn't say yesterday on the show, I have no idea. No, no, it's. It's if this nickname doesn't stick I'M GONNA. Be. pissed. That good. It's not. It's not from me. It's from A and company in Vegas but if this doesn't stick, I'm going to be furious. Anything about it we'll get we'll real quick. So obviously me and an bonus. Bryanne Zach Marnie as far as I know making sure but I I believe. We're finding out today of carly is going to be able to make you tonight Aj and perish will both be they're both will not be drinking, but they will be there to egg on. Our good friend Ben who used to work at this radio station is going to join us as well. The Guy who beat you a poker every time he plays with you. So We're not sure about saas yet but. As of right now that we've got so we're we're moving, I tried I you know I I can't believe the entire sheriff's department couldn't change their plan. For us, but they cannot. But so we're GONNA move ahead and it's GonNa be fun and and we're GonNa get smashed and that's tomorrow and then we got our big movie premiere on Thursday night, which I'm very, very excited about we'll talk more about that later but I I can't wait any longer what what is the new nickname for Saas? So yesterday, you had the rare opportunity to have sauce and I both gone right and basically the Mo of this show is whichever member of the three power trip morning joe members gone the other to rip the one that's gone right? That's pretty standard. Yesterday you had the rare opportunity to rip both of. Either one of us was there. and I and I heard this story about the Cherry Hill debacle with cultivated CBD SAAS complained he was the only one that didn't get it and Blah Blah Blah. Blah. But then I also heard say the same thing then of course I noticed on social media is that sauce went to Vegas with four other people right John Chriswell and his buddy Tim who happens to be my rocky league partner Stupid. Ass Dove and then their front Brent Rights Brent Dav tem crystal in sauce there's five of them. Every photo on social media except for the one that was in the airport with a I laughed. Every other photo is the three or maybe four of them but sauces nowhere to be found never it. Let me Let me take the chance to rip him because he's gone but let me rip them and defend them at the same time Vegas Vegas is Amazing. Because you have to answer to no one right what everybody can do vegas the way they want whether it's gambling twenty four hours a day drinking twenty, four hours a day. If your lawyer Lambert and Rosie, you can go to the Bunny ranch twenty, four hours a day. Is Nobody tells you what to do. You can sleep at noon you can sleep at seven o'clock at night, which saw also infamous for right is he likes to go to bed at like six thirty. Now. I could sit here and go. Why would you go to? Vegas. and Go to bed at six thirty what a waste of you can sleep in. Minneapolis why would you sleep? In Las Vegas it makes no sense to me. However I think you could argue from a better beating wake up every night at six thirty. Yeah absolutely which is which is just as fine. The. Whole point is is, is I feel bad ripping because he should be able to do vegas however he wants the only way the reason why I think this is so different though is everything I just described like when we go to Vegas is a show in March. When there's one hundred and fifty rooms and there's like ten of us if he wants to basically go ghost on it, it doesn't really change anybody else's trip. Right. But when you go with a small group. Why would those guys ever go back to Vegas with sauce if he's never going to spend time with them? Lane here's how little here's a little time. With sauce. crucial on Sunday night and eleven. Fifty six PM clearly forgot that because he didn't know I was sick. He clearly forgot I could get up in three and a half hours. He says sauces new name is pumped Itani Paul. Often Shadow. Hills. That's the greatest nickname of Tony. Paul yeah, that's perfect. That's great. I just don't get it I don't. I don't get going with a small group and then the entire group. Now it's not a twenty person group where no one would notice that you're gone. It's four other dudes including your brother. People Corey. No. That's just. I hang out with those guys if it was a fifty person trip. Punxsutawney Paul I. Love It. That's so good. Yeah. That doesn't shock me a bit but again, that's always been him. That's always been I. Wonder How as gambling is going but I'm sure we'll find out whenever he comes back if he comes back, I have no. Idea Cycle. Well Oh It's too bad. Here's here's one other walk chat. And I'm GonNa read this word for word because this made me laugh out. Loud. Sent me this text. Also on Sunday. and. Again, you also mentioned that that sauce was not a part of this because this was the nine hundred times sauce ditch them. I mentioned stupid ass Donna's part of the trip. I'm going to read this exactly here it goes so. He just said he being stupid ass dove he said, Hey, girlfriend to a group of three gals who were all about four out of tens. So he says, Hey, girl. Four out of ten and then Tim heard the group say what a loser? That's A perfect summation of stupid. ESTA. I love the Gatz Great. Girlfriend. Yes. But at least he hangs out. there. I don't. Speak hanging decrease will send you the the pool video. No God hang on a second here then hold that thought. I'm going to send it to you Chris. You can get live reaction. Monkey. Here you go all right I, just sent it to you. So they have a view of it looks like some kind of a private villa. Or some kind of private poo poo and the people that are down in the pool. An old guy and what appears to be a prostitute do not quite understand that they're out in public. Library. Turned the volume. Drops. Oh. Yeah. She's topless. Oh. My God. Oh my G- go. Okay she's getting. She's never done. We have Bush. Actually do not. Negative Super Hot. Stove and then, and then there's a second video of course after I responded that one like that's crazy. One of the old dude getting out of the pool and I'm like, what are you guys doing in increases? That's why Tim's too busy to play rocket league. He's too busy zooming in on old. So. What is that the pool at the hotel they're staying at? I, think. So but I'm not sure I have never seen that pool. Where they are that's like a private area of just for like whatever room that that old dude has that he can afford that way prostitute. Hollywood, I've never seen I have no idea where that is. Nobody around saying lady you can't be new here. No I, mean look at the age difference is it's Something we it looks like a prostitute to me and that was what they were speculated as well. But. I know like that one. Yeah Yeah. Look there man money while spend. A Lot. Come on. Permission for. All your money. I hope it was on the up and up. All. Right. You got the money. Fairness. Want to see old man pool of course, she wants to see. kind of curious as well. All right here right here comes this is consumption, right? If you're getting it on in a hot tub in public. This is the price you paid. This is not Oreo. This is public right zooming in there is oh. Why Ho Hey. All right. Well, congratulations. All. Right. Well. He's that's an old dude man. Man I hope she made a lot of money to that to have to deal with that. Look at them just wandering around with a giant belly. Craig. No per UNC of course the pass. Route John. Old Man's penis. What was that again granny you broke up on the last one. Damn it, but you can tell when the guy gets out of the pool. Right? You said he's got a pretty sizable gut yeah GT. That it casts such a gigantic shadow that Paul rand back to his room and they haven't seen. Line, we go to break corey from his Palatial Mansion John Bonuses here breath Atas here's Zach. Halverson is here and we got lots of get your included by the way a brand new game at six twenty I'm calling the pop music pop. Lots of peace pop it on your. Speakers. Spouse your mortgage on the fan. We'll be right back blank so Of your new. York. By. A little flexibility can go a long way by refinancing your new or used Audubon with ten fed. You can lower your monthly payments for more flexibility in your budget. You can even schedule your first payment for up to sixty days from the date of your refinance calculate how much you could save at Penza dot org slash. Auto Refi. One Eight, hundred, two, four, seven, five, sixty, six to apply membership is open to everyone. To receive any advertise product you must become a member unfed insured by NCUA. Saint Tall is not the same thing. I've seen that at the Fisher House Fisher House. Is a huge part of recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that, their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them so they can concentrate on their therapies. Just, having that assurance that no matter what as long as we were there for Anson, that someone would be there to take care of us. It took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse Dot Org? Come on. Everybody. Welcome to the morning. Show. Zach Halverson on the board picking. Good music. This week. Like last week. Absolute Trust me. John. Bonuses. Over there Brienne Burnett right there. My name is Chris Hockey Quaco from his palatial mansion punks tiny Paul still out of Vegas. The punk what is the attorney Paul Back? I have no idea I. really don't know if he's coming back we've already made. A basically A. alternate plans with. and And and we figured that out. So I have no idea I don't know he mentioned yesterday at one point that he's going to try to find a flight back and I told him not to and then. Did. You have a flight back when he went there he was gonna come early he was sick. And, I said, no, no, we're good man and then I think he's not back 'til. Thursday which against looking back ten seconds. I can come back his corey sick that means you're getting your butt kicked gambling. He's he's tired of sitting in the room by himself. because. He basically went to Vegas by himself. And by and he's losing if he was up to grand or something like that, he would he would never offered to fly home early I know that because I've tried to leave Vegas early. Winning right ever wants to leave. Vegas early. That's true and by the way. You were mean to Saas when he's being a winding be word. His brother is oh yeah versus the death, right? So that's I gotta believe that's part of the reason that sauces not hanging around and. Paul is because if he goes just. This place is a seat bells. I can leave dob especially drunk drivers like shut your mouth stop being a winding b-be word. So that's good to hear. Can I tell you one other story I? Feel like I'm telling you stories from a trip I was a part of. So many texts from John. About the trip and again, none of them included Saas basically but. I I think three times over the last four days. Crystal has sent me a photo or a video. Of the group of three or four of them minus sauce at a roulette table, and of course, the bid on this show is Dobbs Roulette Strategy Right Tommy swears by it. So loves it sausage. Way, brother has, roulette strategy. Every time crystal sent me a photo or a video of Dob with just a bunch of shifts scattered all over the board I believe Tommy called it spray in praise. Yeah. That's what I would text back and I would say he'll be broke within twenty minutes. And I believe I was three for three. So I asked I, go well. Did, you listen to this idiot strategy and he said he he was up and cashed out but the DAV chased. Lambert's are not good gambling and this is coming from a bad gambler. They're just not good well. We can't. Be. Hockey. Let's again I'll just pick the perfect slap going there knowing you're GonNa win. That's all you got to feel good about it and slots not not not that other stuff slots are the only guarantee and Right. That's where they lose all their money and. They're still. Believe. All right. Let's do some sports. Time now for front page sports presented by Ryan to Siga Criminal Defense Thank you Ryan Pacifica. Would you like to lead US Zach? Oh. I got it. If you're not ready Oh no I don I thought Corey was. No of course, sitting at. Ready. It's up to you guys saw cast. Were you. You know sitting around panelists and just you know? tickling yourself if you ready for the. Weird assumptions I do but not long time. You know that's that is very true. The Vikings packers Sunday at noon. Right here on the fan of bikes are one in five, the packers or the opposite. They're five and one The packers are six and a half point favorites minus three twenty on the money line Vikings or plus two sixty the over under fifty four and a half punxsutawney. Paul probably has money on that game. Roy and Pat L. flying both designated for return from reserve slash injured list so. I don't know if that's GONNA matter at all but we got a couple of guys that are trending the right way. Yeah. I think that's obviously we need all the operative line help we can get but I thought it was really interesting yesterday I don't know if you've got to listen to the show or if you were not feeling up to it or not. But when we had him on seven twenty, just for a moment as opposed to when ben asked him about the the idea. That there are rumors that we were trying to trade more veterans not just in Goch Way, but we he was like, well, it's the Business Mike. Holy Moly. No kidding. You know. I. Mean it wasn't like, I. You know I don't believe the rumors and I'm sure teams it wasn't bad at all. He was like you know it's a business we know that I'm like, ooh, I wonder what it's like inside that locker room right now right very businesslike. Yeah. For sure you know where the? Where the professionals you have to act like a visual, but it's also. You know. You also have to look out for yourself. Hey, listen you know situation is this in Gaca was here for six games and got to go to a legitimate super bowl contender, right? If you're Harrison. Smith. If you're any of those players and you're looking at your career and you hear we're in a rebuilding motor, you see were in a rebuilding mode obviously and see how the teams have been playing in somebody offers you a chance to go to Kansas City or any any other perennial good team or even a team that's turning the right way. I don't blame them for saying that. Fine. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. The flip side of that the cowboys have made it known that former Viking Everson. Griffen is available via trade. He has two and a half sacks in seven games with Dallas, of course, Dallas, without Dak the rest of the way Dalton has a concussion there two and five. So they're season's over despite being in the NFC East which is a disaster but they're basically waving the white flag as well. So ever sit on the trading block, which is incredible because they're a half game I believe I was Gonna say are they might still be a first place by the end of this week. Smart though they know that's just it's just worthless. Right is one of the worst things you could while I mean, if you win enough games to make it into the postseason even in the NFC East what does that get you? You'RE GONNA get slaughtered in round one, but it does get you playoff money and it gets you one more round of television I I. Really. But again, they would have to bring in another quarterback because I didn't know who the kid playing quarterback. There was apparently a seventh round draft. Pick A. Year, or two. On the left hand side. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. How much how much money is Dak Prescott making broken? Exactly Yeah Ben brought that up yesterday manage such a good point and if he needed to show his wealth areas I should say as I'm value to the team, there's no better way to do it I would I would much rather not break my leg that way fair. Speaking of Injuries Christian McCaffrey is considered a long shot to play Thursday, but is apparently getting very close to returning. He's been out for like what five weeks something like that almost the entire season, he played a game or to the vikings host Teddy, bridgewater an Christian McCaffrey in about five weeks. So unless he gets reinjured, he is a more than on pace to be back well before the Vikings game and a little over four weeks. Good Blair will be rooting for Teddy what he faces Arteta one hundred percent. Yeah. Absolutely. McCaffrey scores seven thousand. Last, night on Monday night football, the rams finally slowed. The bear is down the Rams One, twenty, four, ten, the bears now five and to the rams up to five and to Nick foles was terrible two, hundred, sixty, one yards in a couple of interceptions goth almost the exact opposite of two, thousand, nine, hundred, two touchdowns. Yeah as we talked about yesterday again at length on the show, the packers and the bears going into that game had the same record and it just didn't seem right right and the heart of the bears five into our they find a one exactly. Yeah. It's a terrible half of that team is terrible. World Series Game Six is tonight seven o'clock. The Los Angeles dodgers of Anaheim leaving the Tampa Bay rays of Anaheim three two. And the over under tonight is eight I find this fascinating but during the break. Corey I asked John Boehner. So you're watching the world series think he'd be like Hell Yeah. US. Instead he said no, not really. I mean I. Live when that mayhem and Soon as I got because I was watching the gopher game. And this happened at the end of the right after the gopher game ended but I wasn't the place where I could control the TV right? So I it was not on. Watch the entire go. Public at a bar. And left. Here's. Grandma's sports bar Duluth which Barbara got. Crooked Awesome where were you at Zach? Baby and were you at at home sleeping? About Right Insensitive question. Why stop now. Sorry. I was I was driving around yesterday listening to the podcast when I was going to get that saliva test and I heard you mentioned Chris and it's it's hard to like rip college kid right because their kids, right. Here. That's punter. He he's not the lead punter right? Our main guys got over maybe some contact echo who knows. Covert related reasons. So, backup punter kid comes in honestly who it further right now that kid or John Chris. Tell you. Poor kid man I know. Well, that's why they win four. Right like. Sauce sent me a tax even though I think he had money on. Michigan. So I, think he was happy that the gophers lost but he sent me, why did they just go for right 'cause it was something like four and Five or percents deepen our own end. You would never play cat got snuffed out almost immediately in the The wolverines just just absolutely obliterated the gophers fake attempt. And then when you watched him punt the rest of the game. Well, he's punching like twenty yards. So going for it is in getting stuff is not that worse than actually getting punt often again, it's not that kids fault now right at all, it's just if your main punters not in the game. What a huge swing now was to not only not be able to control pump. That's there's there's no distance on it. Right? I can't believe a backup big ten punter though can't kick it further than that. Right? That were you guys surprised as I was though at how? That was reported that that we were playing without so many players at least I only saw the one source and I even guys on the television were like a man does not good and everybody I was falling on twitter was like, why is our punter so bad and I'm like screaming because that's not our punter. Bigger News. All of our special teams that a lot of our offensive line is not planning. The answer is you follow the money. Right is when the gophers were three or three and a half point favorites, and they almost instantly flipped to three and a half point dogs. That's a massive swing vegas in a short period of time. So somebody knew that there were even if they didn't know the names, they knew that the number of players that were going to be out for the gophers or the kinds of players like the offensive line in a kicker and punter that they were enough. It was enough people and maybe enough significant people to swing the lines seven points. So that should have been a huge sign that whoever knew anything which by the way is also very dicey that there was some. I mean 'cause. The whole reason why we have. The injury report in the NFL is to try to minimize inside information right when it comes to gambling the idea I don't know if it actually. Works that way. But that's the public perception is let's keep this on the up in up. If if somebody understood that this was a significant problem for the gophers so much so that it's weighing seven points. then. Somebody knew something right than somebody leaked it to somebody that has some big time money in. Vegas. It says, Hey, I I'm here in half the offensive line's out they got no special teams they're gonNA get slaughtered. There's no reports before. Except for like just before the game about it and the only reason I came across it is because I was looking for it because I knew there was a seven point swing. Because because I knew there was a seven point swing on the spread which never happens. Yeah. I went well, there's gotta be. We're. Actively looking for the headlines are like how many players do we have out? Right it'd be if we have to have some key people out and it didn't. I. We had We still have the Big Receiver in the big ten or Morgan and. David. Bateman. Right. Well that that's good and then you start seeing. Oh No, it's like it's the specialty guys that are out and that's a real problem. Bateman is that good though? Isn't he? When he when he had an opportunity, he took advantage of it. He he's he something special. That'll do it for sports. Did you have something for me over there's a keyboard give. Keyword, and I wish you turn the lights on in that studio so that I knew for sure that you weren't. SICKER side. The Fan in which means you WanNa put A. Thing it's Telling you if you just turn the lights up a little bit over there. Sitting candle which. Is Brand right now. Right. That's probably the safest place to be. I've just I. Needed to sit over there tap him on the shoulder when it's time to go to break. So he wakes. Doing Little House on the prairie radio over there. Off Light a couple more candles. SWEETPEA or whatever you call. Still have my buddy still at my vagina candle home probably when you just said Now for those of you wondering he doesn't have. Gwyneth paltrow. The Fan in wixom jewelers want to give you a shots grand your hand with our national cash contests just Texaco word. To two, hundred, two, hundred to enter. That's family to two hundred, hundred standard text message and data rates apply Gordon tweet the picture I just took because it's so dark in the main studio corey he's using the flashlight on his cell phone to read the vibe just turn the lights. Twenty. Paul, toy. Hey. When we come back a game that I, I don't know it's GonNa work or not. Too Hard, but it's called the pop music podcast so heavy. 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The Fisher House I know is a huge part of recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them so they can concentrate on their therapies. Just having that assurance that no matter what as long as we were there, for Anson, that someone would be there to take care of us. Took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse Dot Org? Ribs tweet us a gift that reflects how you are feeling about the upcoming Vikings game use that Hashtag I am. An One lucky winner will receive a Minnesota Lottery prize pack. It's powered by Minnesota lottery and with the new Viking Scratch Games it's game day any day. Were you listening to Sirius Satellite Radio on the way here I was not much was NASCAR radio though okay they were playing this song and I. So it's the first music I heard this morning and I said to myself I gotta remember to play the song into the song. This is a great song This is my name is human by highly suspect suspect what a great Song Man And this whole record is both those records under the. Top the. Bottom. Great. Great Rock Songs Man. Yes these guys they opened up for three eleven last. December. Did leave when they were done. I am just kidding you know I love three eleven. I have lost a three eleven was the headline. Where were they great though live? You guys like him a lot more than I do but they were good. They were fine. They had three or four songs that I thought were pretty sweetness is clearly one of them. There's a billion things about the coronavirus that really really sucks and but let, I'm telling you this is a great time for rock music and they are not able to tour right now and spread their music across the globe. So you got to hope that you find it you know either on this show or on Satellite Radio Ninety. Three extra wherever you gotta hope you got to actively look for it exists. There's great rock music right now there really is, but I am absolutely floored that when we we looked at this thing in March and we knew that most of us were going to be on lockdown for two or three months the right and then we didn't know what it was gonna be beyond that I. I'm surprised we haven't been flooded with new music I. Think we will be. Yeah. Give it a little more. You know the pro- the problem is. Well, for instance, I. I've done two records right now I have one them they're just got released it was live record, but the the entire brand new record is just sitting waiting to be released read the point of for record companies right now is they don't want to release record that band cantor in support. They really don't. They're just sitting back and waiting and that's not why I'm waiting. I'm waiting for a million if I can't decide whether it's any good or not. But. Yes. So that's it. I was reading a story about that the other day these these bands have music. You can't release it. Until, you can support it because it goes unreported I mean even Bruce. SPRINGSTEEN released a new record there they. I haven't heard a single song from. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So okay. speaking of music. Here comes the intro. Now, it's time for a pop music pop quiz on the power trip man I hated pop quiz. How many how? Read what you were supposed to. IDEA head luckily they were only eight questions like this. Eight questions do you have a pen and paper pressure to write this does have to music as you can tell by being the pop music pop quiz I'm GonNa. Give you audio and a fact. Now against some of these are going to be way too easy. Some of these are gonna be like, how would I know that? That's just how it is teacher do your homework. Here we go. Are you ready. Number one looking at my paper John In. Nineteen seventy five this artists became the first rock performer to be featured. On the covers of both time and Newsweek. Week. Who is this artist? Lack of visions signs across the porch as. The first quarter be featured on both time and Newsweek in the same week. Number two. In nineteen eighty, the original drummer of this band died from choking on a cocktail cherry at thirty one. Who was the band? Behind the original version of this song. Against some American easing, some are going to be hard. How about that? By the way? How did you die while I was having a drink at by? Choke Cherry. that. Was Number to my sources say sauce would never do that. Not. I mean. They undermined. My sources say punks. Much we gotta get that going man we got. To stay forever, the best nickname of all time on the PUNK. On E. Paul, a number three in the power trips pop pop quiz and nineteen eighty-four. This artist became the father of girl by the name of Kelly. Jaitley. All. Right. No idea. No idea. What do I know that? Don't know you don't know that Sir. What if you've done? Your Damn. Right. All right number four. Here we go in Nineteen ninety-two this artist released his album one of his similar albums harvest moon. By the way I'm going to. Bet Brian gets everyone of these, right? By the way I think four for four and I'll admit on that one. I would not have known that if this wasn't an initials item like two months ago. No Kidding Member Harvest Moon. That's right. I would not have known that if I hadn't done the research two months ago interesting interesting. All right number finally paying off finally. Game in home I got to tell you this game dot com initials game dot com. Glad that came up again I can buy it really could have. Two, thousand and three, the singer for this band was arrested for Dui, Los? Angeles after allegedly running BMW, Ando. Parked van. Wrong mouse. Singer the van. Police. Band please yes. That's a great song by the way. Tricky but I think I. got it name of the band the data singer was singing for that time. Gotcha number six rookie it's a pop quiz baby in two, thousand, five, this band played the third of three reunion shows at Madison Square Garden in New, York, a reunion show in two, thousand, five for this band. His Job. So. To be. Now. Number seven. In two, thousand, nine. This band's record Radha Tude. Arrived in stores the. Way. This bans. Record attitude. And finally. Question. Number. Eight. This artist. died of liver disease five months after ongoing liver transplant in two thousand, thirteen, he was seventy one. Take your welcome. Said Hey. Take a walk on the wild. Guy The other seven I don't know this. Didn't Brando's. She got all eight I. Really believe she might have to. Do not feeling. But I got. I should say own underrated overrated. That became time they might. But the song about when he wrote the Song Right whales. that. He was GONNA be angry about three of these. Just know that I don't know put your pens down. Thank you. SA- pop music pop quiz. Question Number One thousand nine hundred, seventy, five. I rocker to be on time and Newsweek. This is. The boss Bruce Springsteen. That's Paul Molitor. Everybody gets us back yet. Right. I figured I figured all right but this is going to be a little harder in one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty, this poor some bitch drummer Stephen took choked on a cocktail cherry. What was the band that did this song? That's what I guess. It is t rex. Wow Rex great. Did you you know? Random Fowler Susan's. Their. Power. Station did version obviously yeah. I'm shocked that you got that Korean Galati thought I had on that one t rex was by gas. I think I have seven out of seven. I don't even have guess for eight, but I believe John doesn't know number three. Dad figured it out again in Nineteen eighty-four this run into the song became the father of a girl by the name of Kelly. Off. He's got a son named Jack. He's got a wife named Sharon. He's got a last name called Osborne. Tired. Kelly thing might give it away even if you didn't. WanNa think crazy train. There you go. All right next number four, pop music pop quiz This artists. Harvest Moon was released on this date in nineteen, ninety two. Young, young correct. You didn't get it said diamond and of course. The initials. That song without that I get there I had to go. Nash. WHO's the other guy? Again up. Neil diamond. Neil young now. Sense. Number five in two, thousand and three this band front man was arrested for Dui after allegedly running his BMW parked van. Tricky. I know hundred percent easy. I don't know. That's my guess is it's not stone temple pilots. It's Velvet Revolver Velvet revolver. Ranch. Did you get it wrong wrong. I wouldn't have come up with that I. Roll. All right. All right. Here we on. You obviously didn't get it. It's not. Thousand. Five now this band played thirty three reunion shows on this date in two thousand and five at Madison Square Garden. Who is this band? Do you know? About US I guess deep. Purple. Scream. Oh my goodness. Both at deep. Purple. Purple as well. Oh Jeez. I. I guess I crossed it. I. Got It. Okay. So of your love so as we are. China the love of your love. So we are six into this. How many do you have Rianne? Let Sleeping six five what about John? Got To what about you Zach four and what about you core five is well, oh, it comes down to this. We've got to laughed at number seven this. yeah. Okay. I did Ratatouille next rent. In. Two thousand nine this band's album Ratatouille was released. John, Dope. You. Weezer. That's I. Don't remember the album Radha toot at all. Yeah. But that sounds exactly like rivers. CUOMO. So I wrote down Weezer. I said rat blink one eighty. He said. Before you we played it. That was my guess but. Once again. Brian and quarrier correct that is. That is right. So it comes down to this and I don't have an answer. So Brian has a free role at number eight in two, thousand, thirteen sadly a this artist died of liver disease five months after undergoing a liver transplant, he's only seventy one he. took the wild side I. I'm GonNa, go around the room and. Get. This right. So I can't think that guy's. Name either you can't think. Vince Neal is not offensive. Wild. What those are some of the worst of all time. A. Brand. For the wind. Can you identify the artist behind the saw? Now, I'm for A. Big. Win Goes to Brienne. The first ever edition of the pop music and pop quiz that was Lou Reed. Take a walk on. They look. Your Brienne ran last time I checked as a female. So she's very limited. Oh, is that you? Know honestly brain. You're what? Twenty nine right almost thirty in. December. Twenty. Nine brand knows a ton about music. We learned that we did the the the SNOB game yeah. She's super well rounded in terms of music history and. Current, news she's she's GonNa go on like on rock and roll jeopardy or something she's pretty well rounded. Won The first ever version of the pop music pop quiz our triple. If this ever becomes the second initials game. You want go down in history. That's exactly you WanNa make six hundred. Want to spend thousands of dollars. Make six hundred bucks. To work. To make six hundred dollars you can. Make parents complain about the inventory. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen. It's the poucher morning. Show Corey cove. Myself Zach Halverson. John. Bonus Bryan Burnett will be right back harmless Zipper by the way Mark Rosen coming a little bit later and fill in the blanks till the gun on the Patrick on the fame. A little flexibility can go a long way by refinancing your newer used auto loan with ten fed you can lower your monthly payments for more flexibility in your budget. 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Any good news we can get really matters is this. This is a crazy story when titanic was filming James. Cameron in about fifty other cast and crew members were hospitalized somebody Spike de lobster chowder they were eating with PC. The crazy thing is they never found out who did it? To this moment nobody knows who spiked the chowder. Billy Zane. Definitely look it seems like a bill is aimed thing. Good looking dude. But just looks untrustworthy. Ran, who's better looking Billy Zane and titanic or Leo and. I can't. Thank God he's so beautiful. Ari Kidding me really it's not like I still stand by. How I felt A mile. Id. Hideous Billy. Zan's like a model. What are you talking that? Looks like a Jalala One Film. Risk. He's in the club scene were even Derek Zealanders off Billy Zane. I Miss Billy Zane. My turn right now, the bears lost last night on Monday night football to the rams twenty four to ten nick foles with two hundred, sixty, one yards and two interceptions both teams. 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Was the the big car I don't believe what I just saw that. No kidding. That's awesome man. act. I haven't fact check this but there's no reason to not believe them Ben Maller a couple of hours ago before us was talking about the the dodgers he mentioned it's it's against since one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, the dodgers on the world series in that the dodgers have spent. I think it was three point six, nine, billion dollars on players in the last thirty, two years. So that's. That's how long and how expensive it is ended chase world series. If you're the Los Angeles dodgers because they spend a lot of money obviously they just. Three point seven essentially billion dollars in the last thirty, two years. Their Stadium Pretty. Old. Yeah. Yeah Right It's one of my favorite stadiums. Top Five stadium for meat partly because you feel like you're going to a game with the rat pack in the early sixties kind of thing it's got that feel to it. Traffic's a nightmare those. Game there. 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The latest power after Party podcast on the iheartradio. APP, it's all presented by Michelob Golden Lights. Back Patrick Morning Show. It's Tuesday morning John Bonuses, here. Hi John Thanks for. Kids, Yep I. Know You had to shuffle some things around to make impossible today. So I appreciate it very much very excited to here. Always excited to be here and over there running the board you get reimbur-. Debt of Cova is at his palatial mansion because I. Some strong with who knows I mean now at this point. You know roll the dice and just pick a disease. He's got it. My Name's precise him in the big chair and I don't like it I. It's not right and I don't like this microphone because you have to hold it down for your face. It's the weirdest thing and by the way two things during that break number one, I was telling these guys there has to be a light installed in the studio to let you win. There's a microphone on in this. Because you have no idea. No Way of knowing everybody's microphones off frankly the discussions we have off air rescue effort need to be had on air ever if questionable, they need to head off air. If we had a bringer around, we wouldn't have. We certainly need to have a microphone light in the studio so you can tell when there's a microphone no, it's not like we are swinging slurs during the break as as Thom Brennaman learned, right? Rule number. One of of broadcasters always assumed the MIC is hot in the weird thing about that studios even if everybody turns their Mike Off, we've had some weird static issues where you'll walk. In the static of their shoes will flip one of the mic onto you may have turned it off and then walked away in thirty seconds later. You're sling in hate speech and all of a sudden you're. Exactly. 'cause. Slippers three status. That's right. So we have to get that installed, and again I, never sit in this chair in the last two days I've felt like I was walking in tight rope the entire time that was an observation number one observation number two you didn't proud of Me Corey, but you would obviously as well have felt my pain. So a moment ago Bryanne said something that I knew was patently incorrect. About Billy Zane I I mean I knew what she was saying was wrong. She said Billy Zane was the mummy and the mummy and now I, knew that was not the zing wreck right? Right. But she was so certain of it and I have been married for so long that when she said no I'm sure that's right. I said I don't think you're right I you know I I want to check you played it pass. That up even though I know you're wrong but you might wanna Google that and then she was all you want to put money on. vk honestly for a moment, it was like I was married to brand. Because she was so and I was like, no, you know I. Don't think we should put money on it. I think you should just. Of course I was right. We looked at up you did okay. But again, willing back. Rounders that if you can't spot the sucker the table in the first thirty minutes, you are the soccer, right? God that. I think you just summed up the difference between you and me. were both a holes I. Would have flat out. told her. She's wrong and if the minute she says, you WANNA put some money and I would have said name your price. That's Gamblers are looking for edges and if you are a hundred percent, sure thirty big edge if you a hundred percent. Sure. Let's like Billy Zane I don't know what to tell. You know he doesn't. It's a twenty dollar bill. You're never GONNA get. Twenty right out of her pie. You can swim from Hershey what need for a week. Constantly the cops up from her home tomorrow to get her here. Can you imagine if Punks Itani Paul Lost Twenty Bucks. Like the way, you some up yesterday because I heard that on the podcast to that. Awesome. The greatest person to be around if he's in a good mood, the worst person to be around if he's in a bad mood, that is a Ah Perfect. Some Asian of the of the the roller coaster slash pendulum is right Paul. Meat Sauce Lamb has married when he's in a great mood, he is the best. When he is in a bad mood, hide the women and children and recover this. It is I was telling them the story about being at that casino up north near Duluth and when he I think he was only like two hundred dollars and the amount of sea words. The really bad seaward. Yeah. He called it a sea palace. House I think. That's still see how many times we said this about this. That's why this show works is you are an eternal optimist and how big I am I'm a personal optimistic but a social pessimists. So I'm almost always cynical and sarcastic. So you're always on the positive side I lean towards the cynical side in sauce the wild card and you just summed it up sometimes he comes in here in everything's the best I watched documentary. The greatest thing I've ever seen, and then the next day it's I want this person dead. People that she fired from. And he wants to go scorched earth on the entire IHEART. Building. GOT HE HATES EVERYBODY So way back in the day like Oh four, zero five when I was pegged as the most negative guy at the station it took me a couple of years and I finally convinced that Brandon Milewski's way more. I finally got everybody to agree brand hates way more things than you do. Now sauce definitely hates more things than I do and the things that he hates like I hate arts right? There was like movies that I hate Bam. That hate he hates people. Truly hates how co workers neighbors, random strangers, somebody tweeted anything about it once shadow people he hates every. Yeah and you think you like him and then somebody tells you that he really doesn't. Think, he likes you somebody tells you that he really doesn't. And again, it his mood in the morning when when we get here is wholly determined upon which one of US he talks to I. She talks to you I. He hates everything. If you talk to me I, he loves everything. So it's it's about that's ever before Corey in. A good mood right there. We'll start taking shots at him in the first segment and he'll laugh at us and crack jokes back. If in the first segment, we rip them he goes you guys are being mean today and it's like. Here. Saas doesn't want jokes which one other joke before we can get to the news cross twitter made an unbelievably obvious point that I hadn't thought of since the Punxsutawney Paul. Nickname. What did he do last week when he thought he saw Seattle person is apartment he ran away his girlfriend. Sees a shadow and he runs. Punks Paul. I got to see what that looks like. Somebody's got to draw a cartoon of that. He is going to hate that. Hasn't already been texted. Insured it. Exactly right. All right anyway. Tony. Paul's. Got It's about it. We presume what happened was he just lost big the for after waiting to go to Vegas for six nine months right dreaming about it showed up and got snot kicked out of him on the first night eight still angry about he probably took. One hundred and fifty dollars. A and I ten minutes. It's over Johnny isn't that the weirdest thing about sauce like we've known him long Enough Hawk win. A ton to him. This is this is a a modest break for Saas but. He doesn't really care about spending money. Right as is a He he's had the last handful years to be single and just bank money. He's. He's not a guy that worries about money. But what's weird is he could go spend a ton of money on furniture shoes clothes and not blinked twice but if he loses it in a bet, he hates it. So it's about a hundred dollars. He will burn on anything and not think twice you you lose one hundred dollars on seahawks and he wants to burn the casino to the ground. Yeah, he calls the deceive pile lesson. Yeah Yeah right great. Point. He's yeah. The Fan Wickson, dealers WanNa, give you a shot to put a grand in your hand with our national cash contests this text, the keyword. Cash the two, hundred, two, hundred, injured. That's cash to two hundred, hundred standard text message and data rates apply everywhere man. Ever. Planned what does that saw shadow of the day? It was there but I couldn't quite hear. You that. I. Shall We do some News News? Thank you this is. Dan News with Chris Hockey presented by by your. Credit. Union. Hi My name's Chris. Thank you firefly credit union here's the news. A woman who once worked in schools in Buffalo County? Wisconsin. It's looking at a six hundred dollar fine. Everything of care would have been cory. Cory. So with money. Oh my God. Did he pass? I'm not even kidding you sound like you've passed out. It did PORI assassinated gory. Corey. Wake, wakey-wakey candidate. and. I've seen happen or his mic just ended up disconnecting Okay. Here's how be. He. Just texted I. GOTTA dip up the rest of the segment. Okay. That's I pictured him laying pants essence living room. The kids come downstairs the MOM. He's just laying there drilling airing how anyway yeah. Big of a woman who once worked in schools in Buffalo. He's looking at a six hundred dollar plus fine for sending nude pictures to a student only six hundred sh. Judge yesterday ordered thirty four year old heather tree to pay six hundred forty three dollars for sending naked pictures to a seven year old nude. As, she also asked for news and return prosecutors allowed to plead guilty to disorderly conduct instead of sex charges. AM sorry. That's that's a double standard and I'm sure young man but you pay that fine for her. Wide definitely a double standard. No. About fee that way seventeen year old girl absolutely. I you could be right I mean, this is hypothetical could be right. Corey passed out. Excited for minute hey. This happened last night we talked yesterday. And now the changes happened the INOKA hips scored. Voted, to continue extracurricular activities including sports. Scoreboard made the decision on Monday less than a week. After the school district announced, it would cancel extracurricular activities due to a in corona virus cases although activities will continue an Nokia Hennepin will transition to full online learning next week. So they're not going to go to school, but they are going to do sports interesting. Yeah I think it's interesting and that is an about face from everything I've read up till last night imagined the roller coaster ride of like for a weekend there you thought your high school dreams are crushed and now they're back. And these are not outdoor sports, right? These are mostly. were. These are indoors. Now. We're still in law on falter but his point it's coming around at you're right. I mean hockey and Footballer writer is I'm sorry hockey and basketball right around the corner Raslan. Yeah interesting. Happening right now. So interesting But again, I don't have a I don't have an opinion either way. I'm glad I don't have to make the decision right to be completely honest with you but I will say this as. If I had been A. If this happened during my senior year in high school and they told me, I couldn't play football. I wouldn't have been said I would have been crushed. It meant everything to me. As a high school. So I'm glad they still get to play. That's what I'll say. See what I got here. We'll at things. This is sad man John the Chino Latino restaurant and Uptown Minneapolis closing. Not, no closing. Yesterday. Latino says it's gift cards will still be a valid at other parasol locations for them. Well, did you really be? Part of that. It's a relief successful cool story restaurant chain in the twin cities and they can pretty well. So that's kind of surprising but. I did not ask posted the year my first year they're. Kind of. Best host of the year I have stainless wine glasses Paris. Ole. Awesome I am. So much in the way I said. Parasol. That's probably what it is but Paris only. She joined sauce, Corey on host of the year awards unless you know kidding. How Walking just fast enough to get them to their table and turning around and smiling, and that's exactly what I do for. Let me too I. Have a couple of one. I wanted to make sure that I got to me get to real quick news stories sports. Okay, here we go. Kenosha County is about to become a gummy bear country. Has. Here, Harry, Ball Harry able. Japanese your Harry Bo. So. Really. German. Oh now, what are you going to say that it's a different company or just sounds wrong to me Harry boat heading off how do you both? Whatever minis they yesterday announced plans for a plant and pleasant Prairie Wisconsin. Things out. Yeah. It'll be the company's first plant and North America misuses Harry. Bow is precisely the kind of company she wants to as Kansin. She's works for somewhere over new way locally, save the investment in roads and access for foxconn helped lur Harry Bio to constants that's good jobs and gummy bears. From the Wisconsin I'm for both of those things I. Can't just eat a couple of men. You go through a big little green ones are watermelon. Strawberry They're not. They're not line a better fi if I ate it without looking at it, I would know a strawberry but when you look at it and think. There's no way that strawberries because of that. I. Try that. Interesting. Let's go over to the sports desk and I guess Corey died fan five. Hundred. Five turn. For sauce bad man. Oh, come on. You denied me earlier. You did you denied was his. Remind you. It's not fair to deny. Go I don't care. I don't really care about I'm GonNa read these stories and people are going to know I don't care about them. So you go ahead VA MINNESOTA. Vikings will visit the Green Bay packers in Green Bay lambofield Sunday at noon. He can hear that game here on the fan by the way, the Vikings course coming off two straight losses dropped to one in five, but just had a bye week. So they regroup and get back at it. The Vikings are at the bottom. Of the NFC north, while the packers are at the top, but they're five and one record the Los Angeles dodgers look to put the finishing touches on their first world championship tonight since nineteen, Eighty, eight, they take on the Tampa rays in game six of the fall classic down in Arlington the dodgers had holding three to two lead in the best of seven matchup after a four two win in Sunday's game five. If needed a deciding game seven would be on Wednesday. Was the team the teams you thought would be in the world series when the season started or they were the two best teams in the regular season. Okay. That's still I. Don't know if that would have necessarily put. I didn't know who is going GONNA come out of the American league. The dodgers were the heavy favorites, Nash how much better are they twins? The dodgers on the dodgers in the raise. Yeah. I mean within reach I mean legitimate. Within reach it's within reach. I think. Everything's a little. Up in the air because not only did the twins do Portland the playoffs everybody from their division did poorly in the playoffs right either the central or the Ale central as a result were I'll just kind of wondering like, did they rack up all those versus just a bunch of bad team? Yeah. That's that's sort of the the question. But no, they are within reach they are. If things go back to normal. I would still expect the twins to be a playoff team and to be one of the. Top four teams three or four teams in American League. And it'll be interesting to see whether or not. They do much to improve the team during the offseason because nobody really knows what's going to happen this offseason. Which division is the as a Dallas in New York giants in in the NFC NFC's yeah. So basically winning the central this year was like winning the A little bit but everybody had records. Right. Interesting. Okay. Continue Dealing Ramsey and Taylor rap record recorded interceptions as the Rams Mauled the bears twenty four to ten on Monday night football. When Floyd had two sacks for Los, Angeles against his former team geared goth threw for two touchdowns. Wall Malcolm Brown entered a score on the ground as the rams moved to five and to Nick foles had two picks for Chicago which fell to five and do Eddie. Jackson returned a fumble for the bears touchdown in their loss, and by the way Cleveland Browns Wide Receiver Old del Beckham junior out for the rest of the season with a torn ACL in his left knee. Injury early in Sunday's win and Cincinnati Beckham ends the year with twenty three catches for three hundred, nineteen yards and three touchdowns in seven games. The browns are five into on the so far, and they finally have a year that's going well, I'm not saying that changes they lost Chubb earlier it looks like he's coming back sets go I. Only know this because my dad's such a huge browns fan finally is having a good football side and having fun watching the browns and then stuff like this happens and Baker Mayfield up and down so much that it almost it's almost too much to watch. So that's too bad for ob Jay ESPN. Skunk. Plans for an NBA like bumble for College Basketball Events in Orlando, the network told the Athletic de plans have been scrapped due to differences regarding the health and safety protocols that would have been required more than two dozen schools scheduled to play in the events owned by ESPN. The network says the move allows teams to have enough time to make other plans. He Espn still hopes to salvage the champions. Classic and Jimmy V. Classic at other locations and finally the Nascar Cup series round of eight at Texas Motor speedway post postponed again due to weather. It'll be hopefully race today but similar weather conditions are expected so it might be pushed to tomorrow And this is round what This is the Ron of aid so that they got this race they got one more Martinsville. A championship. Is the week after that almost over they go. So they need to get this race in for sure. They'll. They'll stay till they get it done. Well. All Right Patrick Mortgage Seven, twenty two, almost a covert, his palatial mansion after he passed out and fell over and hit his head he's kind of. Leading right now. is very upset about the carpet and the. she's telling Zerorez as we speak. John I gave homer segment you've got fantastic Giancarlo Zuckerberg while Mark Rosen as well and a thousand Spanish mornings on the fan. Dot Com. Welcome back to the morning show seven, twenty, eight, October, twenty, seven. Chris Hockey and Zach our some debt and the Great John Bonus for one more segment than you got cory cove. His Palatial Mansion were expecting Carlos Zucker momentarily, and Mark Rosen in just a bit as well. Hi Corey High I. I, I've been meaning to tell you guys this terrible story from the very beginning of the show and I'm GonNa, tell you because I keep forgetting. Dateline Las Vegas. They were talking about. This on a much more serious and much worse. Scale is the example of when you're driving down the road and you're doing seventy five in the fifty five and you're in the fast lane and there's a guy on your bumper like anything right and then you get over and let him go by and you just hope that there's a cop up there. And then finally you see the cop and they pull them over and you're like, this is the greatest day of in America and the history of the in seventeen seventy six. This is kind that only to a much much worse scale. Dude a minivan in Las Vegas driving around in the Strip. Right. Seventy am on Sunday? He was trying to reach out of passenger Van Window and smack people and hit people. Came how long has his arm I don't know but he's hanging all the way out the window right and they're driving up onto the sidewalk to try to smack people people knocking down. It's even more rude when you hit somebody on a bicycle, they fall over and Die Oh my God this happened on the Strip in Vegas. Okay. Tell up the bicycle died butts. He fell out of the window and as well. Oh. How about? So being a Douche. Bag. And you reach out and you and you hit somebody not they hit their head and die but You know. Nice Karma. Karma says I oh, you're gonNA. You'RE GONNA go to even things out. It's a good reminder for all of us to not you hanging outside a window and try to push people down. Well, it is that he right and we all need that from time to time. You're so right. Good thing because I was thinking of doing that later today. So don't do it I'm not going to. Thank you. I won't do that. Tennessee police were able to catch a suspected thief. After finding his severed finger at the crime scene. I mean. You Might WanNa grab that. I don't care how bad it hurts how much you're bleeding. You didn't just leave fingerprints. The finger. Now the Anderson. County be like, are you sure it's mine. Mine the county sheriff's office says fifty year old Hugh. Sieber. Tried to steal a log splitter. And cut his finger off. He. Also by the way, he was in such a rush to get out of there. He left a cell phone and. Other tools. Bind the investigators looked at local hospitals and found Sieber. They're trying to get his finger fixed up. He was questioned and they said this looks like he could be. Yours. And he had went ahead admitted they reattached finger and he went to jail turn off the log splitter. Even plug it. Yeah. That's a good idea. Plug it anyway if you're gonNA take it anywhere you might. toaster rules right make sure it's unplugged. Keep your fingers away from the log splitter. You always say that. What you always say. Say. You're with us. Yeah. Okay Zach's log splitter. Jokes Hey. You guys watch the the David Letterman show our guest needs no introduction. NETFLIX's Corey. If you watch them at all, I watched the first season. I have not seen the the woman Chapelle Lizzo anything yet the newest season I went down the rabbit hole last night. Because I had seen so much on twitter about the Dave Chapelle one how long are they and our run an hour it's a great conversation. It's like listening to a podcast only. Much more in depth because they also go on location to certain places. Especially, this year, it's kind of weird because they normally do it in a big arena or something like that are big stage. It's the two of them talking like Howard Stern, people like that. The ones this season because obviously they were filmed during covert some of them take place in in the one they lizzo was at her place the one with the they did with Dave, Chapelle was in his hometown. In his backyard tiny little stage in front of some of his neighbors and such like that and then Robert Downey junior was filmed before covert. So but those are the three watch last night. Okay and I couldn't encourage more to watch them. Dave Letterman, a great interviewer, but it's a completely different type of interviewer. Now because there's no commercial breaks as we talked about with Ben yesterday on the after Party podcast but the the interview you're going to get from a guy like David Letterman with a celebrity is is the same thing we talk about with Howard Stern now that Howard's giant celebrity other celebrities are much more willing to have real conversations with him a conversation you and are none of us could ever have with a celebrity because we're not on their level a lot of time. The people talking to David Letterman are just as excited to talk letterman and talk to them, which makes interview. Couple of highlights recording I couldn't encouraging more to watch the Chapelle when. The the obvious. Seriousness that he takes his craft shouldn't be a surprise but in the surprising thing was when it comes to comedy, how much it hurts him and how much how hard it is for him to do what he does to go out on stage and try to Dave. Chapelle and and how much that played into him leaving his show when there was giant money on the line, they talk a lot about it. It's really great and they talk about his home town of Yellow Springs Ohio, which we played in football by the way they always. They beat US badly, very bad about did but So that's a great episode. Then I went into the Lizzo episode she talked a lot about Minneapolis and how much she hated Dina. It's really something she worked at a restaurant and if you've got McCormick in. Corpus Mix. Yeah she's. She worked there next to South Bill and Hillary I. Can't, think of. Anything worse. Shirts Agree Restaurant I. I still there she worked downtown but I think that still didn't enjoy it that much. But she talked a lot about Minneapolis Minneapolis changed your life hostess of the year as she did not. Precipitate. But to hear talk about that and to just listen I had abigail come downstairs and watch the episode Corey because. Lizzo words of competence and self love and self worth are so inspiring. But specifically I think for young girls to look at everybody. You know you see so much hatred online. I legitimately believe when Lizzo says now I post pictures of myself I wear these outfits and I want because I legitimately don't care what you think of me and you hear somebody say that it's almost hard to believe especially for me because I care what everybody thinks. She legitimately doesn't care and it's inspiring and girls need to see that everybody needs to see it specifically young girls. That feels to me like that calluses become tougher and tougher and tougher overtime. that. She has been subjected to that feedback for a long time you and to get to where she is that callous had to be developed. The success she's found by not fitting them old and I don't mean that in like. I said we know what you mean. Yeah. For sure we know exactly what you mean. She's and she plays the hell out of the foot mankind and by the way she cut a rap track with David Letterman or was it was hilarious I encourage you to watch that it's great and then lastly Robert Downey Junior. Big Fan Robert Downey Junior Loved. The episode those to be accommodate team. Yeah it was hilarious. It's laugh out loud funny from time to time. But in that when Cory Cove, let them and got deep about his alcoholism, he started drinking eight years old Yikes Letterman David Letterman. Down Juniors either and that was the thing to watch them have that conversation and Letterman cut open vein and a couple of times downing not being A. standoffish. You're mean or anything like that. But a couple of times he tried to bring it back to funny and you can tell Letterman wasn't ready to do that He was ready to cut open advantage did and they had a serious discussion about the time Robert Downey junior sen spent in prison and how alcoholism affected David Letterman, and how bad and when he decided to stop being an alcoholic now art it was fascinating. Well one the things we're talking about Letterman, the guy that replaced David Letterman Stephen Colbert. Had Sasha Baron Cohen last night, and this is another sign that that late night TV has changed in the last couple of years specifically in the trump era but now more. So in the Cova Videira. Three full segments with Sasha Baron Cohen. So it like hey, Sasha's promote Borat to here's minutes. WE'RE GONNA ask three surface questions and promote the movie. We'll move on I mean he did like a deep dive on Sasha Baron Cohen. It was way better than a the same interview would have been four, five, six or fourteen years ago in borough at one came out. Yeah. I don't know if you guys saw the video that kind of went viral yesterday because Rex Chapman, tweeted it out but go back and watch Sasha Baron Cohen's little two minute clip that Rex Chapman tweeted out and watch him on Letterman last night or Letterman call last night. The dude is legit genius and when you watch Borat. Genius through the calculated stupidity for Man let's get into that guy talk. He is so clever. So smart and man I just can I vote for him? Yeah. He's British right. Can I vote for him? Man What a fascinating guy that guy is and I'm so glad that Stephen did the full three segments with a notch just five minutes and moved on it was great by the way if that becomes the model Stephen Uses from here on out he will win because that that is the future. That's the only way to do that. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry we're no shift topic. Out. The window. Is and. What they showed last year but they showed a couple of things that I hadn't. Hadn't seen or heard of yet. They showed the scene when he's in the country Steve Character and Borat too. which is he is borat dressed up as a stereotypical like Hick country singer and he got this group of like right wing extremist Sing Wuhan flu and about how like we should gas him like the Germans are like super aggressive and he got this group. To Sing along. Well, he told the story last night I'll make it really quick but he said basically what happened. Is a black lives matter group that was down the streets? Had A couple of people that figured out that Sasha. Baron Cohen was the guy on stage and not some random country Steve. So it started to spread throughout the right wing crowd that this is a plant and we're getting old. So it turned violence in like threatening quickly he said he had a bulletproof vest on just in case he said he didn't have that fourteen years ago when he made more at one but he wore a bulletproof vest and he said he paid for security because he knew if this thing turns out, he's in front of a group of a bunch of guns. So. They showed the clip on Kobe last night when the crowd realizes they're getting trolled, and this is Baron Cohen not country Steve. He basically ducks in runs offstage dive into a van and they tried to pull the van door open and he's like drive drive drive like he has to bail. Moly because he was in trouble and he said one guy. One Guy Pulls a gun. As he joked last night he said he called a pistol, but he's not sure if anybody calls it a pistol anymore. And he said somebody else on stage had a talk this right wing guy off the lead by just going it's not worth the dude it's not worth it, and then the guy put his gun down my God. So the guy was at least gonNA, threaten to shoot him. because. He pulled that prank off and. Almost watch it back for his explanation of the Rudy Giuliani scene. It's kind of terrifying. It's A. I I assume it's on like CBS online or something, but find Sasha Baron Cohen's. Interview from called bear last night it's definitely worth your time the him explaining the Giuliani zoom that's not make Guiliani looked better by the way. Scarier. Our man, the scariest thing about Giuliani in that scene regardless of what went down is the look on his face when he's flirting with that girl. Lillard it's just seeing your GRANDPA flirt with some. It's weird or seeing the. Nation of how alone Giuliani. Must thought he truly was makes it even worse slough? Okay. He he had a security guard sweep, the room and where Sasha Baron Cohen was hiding. The Guy just missed he was Sasha was in the room in like a hideaway, a I think in the closet or something. and. They swept the room to make sure that Julie was alone rudy was alone. So obviously for security reasons for Rudy Safety Y- and a Sasha points out that even makes it scarier because Rudy thought he was alone with a guard outside the door and this girl was alone with him and his in his hotel room. So he he thought he had a free pass. while. Terrify. Kobi's live at his Palatial Mansion John Boehner. Thank you. Love you, guys. You guys still doing show just impact the podcast we are We got the PODCAST Geek. Or stop by twins. Daily Dot Com. Fantastic appreciate. That were very late for break. We'll be right back on. The Fan. Time for Vikings. News. Presented lie. When? Really late in the last segment so we'll go right into the vikings. At his palatial mansion but Mark Rosen and Carly's occur in Studio Good Morning Good Morning Chris. Vikings. By the way because the by we can stuff, did you record with Kirk I did yesterday and how does he happy? You know what he's Great he's always the same. You really is he's not. Immune to the fact of what's going on I mean I think he realizes that There's been a lot of things are the negative about this football team. He's He puts his head down and goes to work like all of us to. Pay Thirty million dollars and he's he's a quarterback. So you know he's immune to also I asked him point blank I said as far as the noise outside You know there's a lot of criticism as one to be anytime especially when your team is one in five directed at the quarterback. And he goes Rosie honestly I hear more about it from. US anybody else I. Don't I know it's out there. I'm aware it's out there and looking at Carleen I'm sure Jason is as a pro athlete any. This ever known never ever and That's always been really. Okay, it's Score in a couple of weeks and people are always nice to monitor rights share creator. Jason Gunn two weeks about scoring I mean. Piss Carly's did. On the road right well. I think I think there's A. You know put the blinders on and you go to work and understanding that you know the fans are looking at it. I think everyone that. We're one five. Let's think about. Who they're going to draft express. Sure. They don't look at it. That way the players in that locker room don't give a rip about the NFL draft. Understand that you'll talk tanking for so-and-so tanking for so and so. It sounds good. The management will approach it with the trades they make looking for the future they are within Gakugei trading for more draft picks. That's signal. Unless you have a chance to win the Super Bowl it's it doesn't the rest of it is just noise honestly, and if you don't have a team that's ready right now to win the Super Bowl I don't care if you've finished with a three thirteen record or seven to nine or not I mean, do you think any team in the NFC east has a chance of winning the Super Bowl going to the super bowl this year now they're all. They're they're terrible I mean there's always a chance of course you get in there and weird things can happen. Cousins just put his head down offensively really look at this team. Of all the issues they've had they've been plentiful They could easily be three and three they. They should have beaten Seattle all know they have three, four, thousand chances any one of them they convert they win the game. Tennessee gain they really should have won that game as well but they didn't what they are who they the record shows. Right? That's always says are one in five team. So now against the packers this week. Built to have Alvin. Cook back on the offensively they have enough weapons offensive line's gotTa give obviously give give him time going be back now L. Lines back emerges of Jefferson so's enough to look at it. They got ten games left. This is the last three games of the season we're going Oh man this is pushes ahead and get it over with Fisher and and play a bunch of reserves they get ten. That's that's. Pretty much entire season. When you look at the scope of things self there's no like well, we're working on next year's draft or trade. It's doesn't feel that way doesn't work that way but Kirk knows he's. He hoti spend your off time while I looked at you breaks down with Clinton Kubiak the quarterback coach that look at every single thing that he's done and the he's almost. My feeling of a kirk to analytical excuse cerebral comes to. The way he approaches the game and he's really smart about checking looking at what's out there but it's almost like he he. On one thing and that's either that's going to work or. take a sack need a little Brett farve Tom Right yeah. A little chance every now and again I think that's one thing that is probably his over his career has been his worst fault. As being almost to focused too cerebral to sure of how this plays supposed to work if it doesn't then things breaking down around the sounds like a dynamite program when I hear this. Six tonight, right here on and these Airway Airways sounds great. We're going to do right now go to high CJ. Time now for the Vikings Report on the Fan presented by hy-vee where there's a helpful smile in every aisle. FULLBACK CJ HAM joins the power trip after this from high. Tune into here Marnie Geller with the power to morning show every Wednesday morning at seven thirty. Thanks to our friends at shields of Eden. Prairie Yes thank you shiels of Eden Prairie and thank you. For Tuning in this morning. Looks beautiful morning out there. It just got a lot better than here because Carly sucres here. And Mark Rosen is here's well well thank you. It's good to see your faces. You look out Brian Item Bushy tailed. Rosie bushy tailed Bush need a haircut. I like it. It's good. Brienne is here as well as Zach and Punxsutawney Paul still in Vegas by Gordy Kobe's. Mansion Hi, Corey how you feel feeling but he died feeling good doing much better could get good. Gory early I'm mark. I don't mean to you know to tell secrets out of school, but they were both just how much better does that you're not here. and. I feel bad they that I stood up for you. Not Real be I'm a self aware person I know where? All the time you know I wanted to take a quick minute to just thank you because when I came in last week to record my show which you were on. Thank you for having me on seat. Thank you for the. Cherry. Hill tincture. Everybody that I care about. This beautiful gift bag when I arrived. And I just had to take a moment to say. Day You tasted the Cherry Hill see cultivated CBD's it is starting to change my life. Everybody you care about is probably having a really good experience. That's right. Yeah. by the way Hawk and not only were you super generous with everybody in the power trip morning show everybody that works hard. I got an email, all the guys and gals downstairs de Brian at the Deli said thank you so much for the gift. Basket. From cultivated CBD I. Know they're super pump that that thought of them. So thanks to them I just want everybody I care about the try it you know what? The benefits are great. The reason they're doing this to me Rosie's because somehow I mistakenly did not put meat sauce on my list I know. I'm aware that I heard about this. About how bad he was. Not even from him. I knew the story he's got to know that I. It's me. Obviously made a mistake, I didn't put his name on the bag. I'm so sorry it happened I thought Oh dude. The Guy that checks your membership card at Costco in St Louis Park. That he loves it to. Jimmy walking by mouth you're feeling good man I. Hope you're enjoying it and and he's got Sausa- some mean he would know that I didn't mean to do that on purpose. Why would he assume that I didn't do that? Did It on purpose I just? I don't derail the show, but I just wanted to mention that. I'm glad you did. Thank you for doing night. Forget very kind words came up organically. Carly today here the new nickname yet I know you just kind of referenced it in passing but have you heard about Punxsutawney Paul have not? if you go to Vegas with him, he he comes out sees this shadow and then runs right back to his room. He does that a lot punks Itani Paul always done rows. It's the weirdest thing that he would be the guy that would be partying all night because he has to get up all the time. Now every time we go out Paul with the bed, what time is eight thirty and that's why he's punks a tiny Paul. Such a good. It was extremely. Came up with. IDEA. I don't know just the group. Three, ten and Brandon Dr. One of them came up with it. He's not in any of the pig knows is going to say that every picture of seen with those guys all have their mask on pretty much and and sauces in India them except for the left to the airport at the airport, he's the only adult. If he went there, well, actually I give them some money to balance. Right by good for him. Sleep punks tiny heavy on the PUNK is funny. The Old Punxsutawney Paul. Off She ever going. To get back, it's going to be one of. You'll be throwing things out here. We'll come back. Rosie. Come back. Thank you for that again. Great Show. Is it on again this week? Yeah you February six. Seven. Yeah, seven o'clock on Kevin Costner. I love. She's extraordinaire. She's Co host and producer. We are both also. Mar House and the producer. You've just growing up. Which one I think we should just ban five and talk sports because you. Know. Heeds time for fan five brought to you by builders and remodelers. Builders remodelers have really appreciate. gave me. You're the Derek Jeeter of the fan. You're welcome. Yes. Guest bathroom. Bedroom absolutely right, everyone. Because you've slept with. The first one that would get one. Yeah. Well, he didn't earn it I'll just. Ask. SAUCE GETS BACK IF PUNXSUTAWNEY tiny Paul is still in Las Vegas the packers minus six and a half on Sunday a little surprise. It's not a bigger spread in that considering the Vikings or one in five. The packers are five one Aaron riders looked awesome on on Sunday against. Houston that was an easy win Rosie I hope you had money on that game I did. Get on the absolute. Favorites and I can't believe they're only six and a half against the Vikes at home. Well, the the three and a half was surprising considering you're playing Texan team that you know really the they changed the fire to head coach after the Vikings beat him and been pretty much of a mess all year long in in Green Bay, just had their way early on Davante Adams they were playing Rogers and Adams, just playing catch and they the rest of the guys are standing around. So I I agree with you I, I I would think that the number would go up Green Bay has those moments but it it. They can just play down their opposition and maybe they're looking at it that way. But given how the t took care of business against the Vikings in week one here. No fans of course at Lambeau. But nevertheless, green. Bay's playing a really high level and after watching the bears last night they are definitely the class of the NFC north and. Will Likely be an NFC championship game there unless they suffer some sort of crippling injury of the pretty good role right now. The cowboys have made it known to basically everybody that Everson Griffen former Viking is available via trade at two and a half sacks eleven games with thousand this year. But despite Dallas being in the NFC. So they technically are still in this I. Think they realized that with Dako, for the year and Adult Dalton out with a concussion that two in five even if they fight back and win the division seasons mostly lost so they're basically starting to do. What the Vikings are doing and waving the white flag. So I know a couple of people have said let's bring Everson back. I don't see any reason why that would make any Ciro since but that's his people being nostalgic I get it. But Everson Griffen probably going to a contender and probably away from the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah it's Trenton guideline week away a little less than a week away are exactly the the day So I See the Vikings are saying they're saying all the right things and really we see a lot of trades made I don't expect impotence. WILL THEY TRADE KYLE? Rudolph. Could they trade Harrison Smith the trade? Anthony. Harris. All these guys Rick Rick Reilly Reilly Reef, the sports writer contracts expiring and dealing with that. Yeah. There's always a possibility if it makes sense from the salary cap. Because the salary cap keeping my next year Christmas but he is going to go because of the pandemic it's going to substantially go down I think I read something like one hundred to one hundred, seventy, million, hundred, seventy, two, million from to sixty were there right now. So they're gonNA take a hit I mean it's just that's just a fact I, think all these teams are looking. At the NHL is going to have to be dealing with right now without fans, they don't have the TV contract phone these think they're gonNA fold. Up The whole. Really Negative Jason doesn't want to hear that this morning. Listen Oh. Oh, tell don't tell me said that. State. Levers. Marnie brings. Up Tuesday well, anyway. It's it's going to be an issue for every everything everyone going forward. But the NFL is definitely going to have to deal with that as well. Christian McCaffrey of the Carolina? Panthers considered a long shot to play Thursday but not impossible according to some sources because he's back at practice although getting the Vikings if you really care. Vikings hosts, Teddy Bridgewater and Krishnan hampering about five weeks so. Long shot to play Thursday unless he has a weird major setback when teddy comes to town in about five weeks. Christian. McCaffrey will be back on the panthers. That's exciting team when McCaffrey's that's that'd be fun team to watch. Absolute. So great to have him back you fun fun to watch the World Series Game Six, tonight seven o'clock the roller just right after I guess seven o'clock the dodgers going for their first world series title in thirty two years with a three, two lead over the raise the over under tonight is eight hard to believe it's been thirty two years Kirk Gibson home run right? Nineteen eighty-eight can't believe what I just cardiac. Correct and I just you know with all the money without a salary cap money they've spent on on teams and players and and the Yankees has been a while since week is one one but thirty, two years for the dodgers they're playing You know the the budget minded Tampa Bay rays who don't really pay anyone any money so it's it's been a great series I you the fan I'd like to go to seven. So go race tonight. So well baseball. League. Right Complete History. Go to completion. Last. Night the Rams went twenty, four, ten over the bears. Polls was terrible. Hicks Goth was a little bit better two touchdowns two hundred and nine hundred yards. The Rams Defense was just everywhere the bears and rams both now five into much five and two looks I mean, it's amazing reading a bear fan saying. It's as if you're reading about the vikings were one in five they are team sucked sucks. He's never going to be able to do anything falls just okay. We don't have any offensive creativity. We're not going anywhere and they're five five and to to have a opportunistic defense day. That's how they scored last night. But Brian Greasy was up in the booth. I. Watched the part where he goes well. I talked falls is saying that plays are sending in. I. Don't have time to to try to throw the ball I'm gonNA get buried by Aaron Donald I try to run this play, and that's out of the theme of an both kind of denied it a little bit after the game but. It shows you that you can be a five and two team and still have plenty of issues in the bears have plenty of issues on on offense but I i. think most people would take their position right now over pretty much anybody else in the conference except for the top two teams. Right. That'll basically. Says something they WANNA add. We. Guys. Do. You and I like to take over this. Well should we talk about balls? The balls they use in the things the game thing. I do have to say this. Isn't that guy the dodgers pitcher was he the One? WHO MAKES THOSE FACES? Joe. What's his name Kelly Yeah? Don't You think. Yeah. So you just brushing just literally. Just brought women's stacked like A. Girl right there. You. Brought up the square shack and we went to a hard sports back. You talked about Cute Guy, two, thousand, eighteen all over. Much better. What are we going to get to the point in this society where athletes are judged for their skills? Unbelievable, what you've just done to us as. The guy's a good paycheck. Drives me, nuts. So you know. Whatever? Tomorrow. Got You back. Good. Good. Glad to hear it. Right. All right. Well, so that'll do it for sports. When we come back, do you WanNa, do headlines core handle that you ought to do I can't wait I will do that, and of course, we will also have fill in the little bit later on it's a blood match between core. Rosie and Carlier they. Just hate non each other. They're just ready to throw down. But right now before we go to break me I, talk to you all please about light stream dot com. That's like lights dream dot com the bottom line is this if. KFI. Thanks, all of our veterans and their families for their service join us in celebrating those veterans with the iheartradio. Salute to veterans and shows them love to the veterans in your life. But I already dot com slash veterans to learn how we should have download or subscribe to the vets. You should know podcast an iheartradio. Pollen love back. Thanks he'll. Here. Did. We all miss something that wasn't. What just happened. Here I'm sorry that's true in a million different ways but I'm not sure what kind of connection happened. What what did we miss between? In. The nineteen seventy five, and it's a really great song. Wait kind of drop sweet foods gets in. The political statement by the really just going to drop in a minute and it's about drought. Careful. It's about drought and waiting for the drop ready for the job and let's go stop. How long is it GONNA be a long Drop. The hanging onto the drop that we're we're GONNA drop. Okay. Well, this is no drought. There's been no drought Thursday. I feel like I'm on the edge just. Yeah. This is gonNA. Cool up but we're waiting for a drop corey I was told there was a draw. After this chorus. Banner. Morgan. Fair-. Sitting at the top of the demon drop and she's sitting there I've been there forever. It's like a band that I loved a couple years ago called night riots These guys are up ten times bigger deal like one hundred times bigger deal but I like to eighties vibe. It's cool ask. Really good. Where's the drought? You know seven million drop you realize this show ends eight. Things to do right here on the nine hundred, seventy five to get with two, thousand twenty. Fast? Forward. That go back. I. You missed. Gallia miss the. Time. That's the drop. That's cool. Like more of a slick then if you're. Just like that I did background vocals for this. Like You. I can just tell by looking face Rosie's unimpressed by the drop. I just the best price used the best. Go No. I'm just thinking back and forth back and forth it's more of a cough drop. Best part of the song of the start. Could you stop doing that because? In A. TIME WARP LISTEN TO THE MOVIE I. took. Like, a minute ago where blanking car shooting heroin. Virgil. Things no, we're not. We're doing a radio show. Nobody wants to hear right now. You're rewinding things it's like I'm back in a cassette. No wonder Jason doesn't listen. Point. Combat you. Again a power trip morning show. You're leading a reminder station. Roseanne Carlin in Corey and myself and it's time for headlines. Now. Four. I was. Brought to you by our friends at Bud Light. Seltzer Hey. Thanks Lights. Three National Black Cat Day National American. Beer Day so feed your black cats American beer. Interesting. Is Not a euphemism. Those are two things. Okay. Hey man whatever odd combination. Feeding American beer please film it's and send it to the power to morning Joe, don't do that. Did you show Carleen Rosie, the prostitute video that crucial sent me I have not Expert. Yeah it's a it's a nude lady that's about thirty years younger than the old dude in the hot tub and then. Carly just viewed as a separate video of the old getting out of the House of it. Well. So wait where was crucial during filming it filming. So, don't wait for the break again public spacemen. Space. have to worry about it so you can see. The lovely. Young lady who allow is completely nude. In what we are guessing private pool because obviously there's a no one else around and then the older gentleman. Gets out a little bit later on. and. Oh Yeah is sport and I'm. The beaver know. Exactly Yeah Yeah. This is happening in Vegas. Got Scared. Be So. I know and I. I would get out. He looks good. You're right. All right. Anyway Oh, yeah? Okay. I. Also the what this phone now he's from wet and no, it's brand new, but it's an se it's small because I get tiny ends. Yeah I like. The button. To home button shame US Korea. A whole bunch you remember the whole I know here's what happened. I had a really sweet like Iphone X. or whatever, and I fell down because I'm old and I landed on it it was in my back pocket and I broke the hell out of it. I couldn't prove that I worked here because station phone because I don't know who works here anymore and who doesn't. So. True. So I went to Louis because you didn't give everybody gift. Bags. and. Anyway. I. Finally I was like I have to have a phone. I'll just by that one what's the cheapest one you got and it's this it's the it's a new iphone, but it's the SEC at the tiny. Worth so much. It's it's my work you. Can't see giant phone you can get me a fifty inch screen I couldn't see. A need. underplayed. Resuming glass zooming glass. Magnifying glass. Thank you and we have A, we have another billion view youtube video this time it's the one that we talked about last week because she was a part of a dual of the decades last week but Whitney Houston's I will always love you is over one billion views. You're welcome. Back. Isn't that from the the movie? The bodyguard You know it was that only three hundred million before we talked about it. Kevin Costner waste. Yeah. No kidding. No kidding. I love. That song that voice and you're like Oh Kevin Castle I know. I was. We were I in. HOUSTON. Women. That's the equivalent of watching that prostitute get out of the. Size. Carly do large gut. Cosmic one hell of. A. KFC is selling its fried chicken centered fire logs. Again, saw a story in this last night, and they are really that popular. Is that what you want to smell fire. Out like an hour here. Networks. Store. Less than? One? Mile she logs. Every four years we hear a whole bunch of Americans say they're going to consider leaving the US if so and so wins. It's probably the worst it's ever been now. In statistically I, guess that back up because nine percent of Americans even though none of them did nine percents said they would consider leaving in two thousand sixteen. If they're candidate lost this year, it's up to sixteen percent claim they're going to consider leaving zero point zero, zero, zero one of them will sixteen percent say they will sitter it. Through in the options, right? Now, it's not like Canada Mexico want us on the you know who take us allowed in Canada, I know. Very few places we're going to safari somewhere. Have you guys heard the and this is not a joke sounds like I'm setting up a joke I'm not the latest tourism. Commercial, from Kasichs DOT, which of course is where Borat is i. saw him on the first time they did a great rosie. Radio look so good I can't wait to really interesting Genius Giuliani story was hilarious Corey was saying the first phone calls. Sam's a little upset about it embracing it listen to their tourism ad that they're running right now. That's very nice. That's taking. Slug? For. So I think they'll have us. You can go to stuff we want to go there. Keiko's Dominican Mexico. Cornell either it sounds like what I heard is is going to bum me out that I'm not GonNa be drinking with you guys tomorrow because it sounds like carly doing borat impressions is worth the price of admission head. The how Gaeltacht, Talk Talk. Only. Way To. Really good. Actually, we watched the movie and I said that after Jason, that's a good while he loves you. Pennsylvania was arrested after he was running around at five am screaming that he was the son of God and he was throwing mailboxes. You is. Appropriate reaction. Right these drunk. Went David Koresh on it and he threw some mailbox which actually sounds like a lot of fun dressing up a real estate listing from Kentucky is going viral for a couple of reasons. One of them is the the reason why I brought this story up. It's going viral because of Three D. Tour of the House that shows some super strange features like a storage warehouse, an entire room that's shower and two side-by-side toilets. His in her. Comfortable I don't I. Honestly don't care if I'm married to. Keri Russell Kane up jody comber or last girl I'm not getting side-by-side toilets. One. They wanted to. Get it. No no one gets it man. I'll tell you I've told the story on the air before but. WHO KNOWS I. We went to play national trails was high we played. You know how you go to the visiting locker room it's always just terrible. this one school had visiting room that was actually on the field. Almost it was like sitting it wasn't used for anything other than the visiting football team. We walked in there in the locker room at I'll never forget as long as I live. They had just toilet's sitting there. No urinals just toilets and no stalls right when I walked in Ross Roberts and Dean Jenkinson were each sitting on the toilet holding hands so. One of the funniest things seen in my. Forget it as long as I lead. They were sitting there pooping with their pants down holding hands. No one has ever sounded more Indiana than Dean. The best guy ever guy and the kind of guy that will hold your hand while you're taking a. Saucy before he started hating me. Tiny Paul. We always talk about one of these days. We're just GONNA kiss just to make everybody laugh. Because you have to go extra mile to make people these days. Rosie you really do that sort of like a prequel hoosiers. The locked Iraq Barbara. Added the sequel actually. Last but not least, let's end on this. It's the end of era. So tough break for Kyle Rudolph in Christian, ponder back in the day but Chino Latino. After twenty years. The owner said it's possible that it may reopen at some point in a different location but the the uptown classic club Chino Latino closing after two new idea do. You, do you know how many? Lakes stories back in the sludge and lake? Days? I had I had to hear about. Chino, Latino. Those four or five times but my God. It like Monday, sludge in late shows, we're a nightmare for me because I don't do what you gotta use. It I'm telling you that's what our relationship soured is when he could clearly tell I didn't give a rat. Bite. Latino stories, he really was like you don't care. Don't. I'm like I don't care if you're meeting cougars at Chino Latino. Stanley. I think most people I understand that it's been kind of a downhill slide for the last three four years at least over in that that restaurant. And sadly now, more than ever lot of uptown is shutdown apple store shutdown I mean there's Calhoun. Square doesn't really anymore they call it something else seven something or other Samurai. Calling it but the uptown. The many of us grew up in loved and sheriff is gone I mean it's just it's just not there anymore and one more salvo with everything else happening donald shutdown already they're opening. Story Secret I. Just said that Town Hall Tension Can pay attention if you're away for the record I love Henry Lake, and here's the deal is Is I guess my guess is that despite she knows. I think he's GonNa find other spots to go. He already had quite well. So my guess is lake will not go down Spike Ovid in despite the closing of Chino Latino goes on for good luck lake. All right. All right. Well, that's the headlines Segment we break we come back and it's a blood feud. have thousands of dollars on the line for. Fill in the blank isn't millions now. The Hell's going on what? What does this? Or on the floor. I love those guys Really good. Morning. Celebrate come right back after this on the. The Fan. Hey quick trip is giving away a truck and to enter by your new stop by local quick trip purchase any. New pothole. Rosen Pizza. By the way, if you're meat lover trying to meet sweat speech loaded with nearly a half pound of spicy sausage and pepperoni delicious that's it. You're entered and triple select one winner each week with a grand prize event in December two ord an f. one fifty from metro four see store for details. No purchase necessary. Pepsi Pothole Pizza and quick drip. Proud sponsor of football in Minnesota. That's a tongue twister. Yeah. You'd be able to re. On a computer growing mushrooms in there. Actually Max just dropped off so. That's my real new full-time job. Loved theme you. Go sit US I. didn't mean to I'm sorry. You guys not. You. So, he's in here because he's ready to play in defend his title use good and fill in the blank very good at it We miss you. Max. Glad. You're here. You've got a fulltime job or too big I. Now, we're glad to have you. Cory cove, are you going to be playing along from your palatial mansion as well? Okay good. I'll go first right well here. Why can't she? Here we go. It's time for everybody's favorite blank filling game show fill in the blank with your host. Hockey. Thanks. Sweet to hear. Your. Voice. Please wake up. I'm wide awake. excatly. I. Is the game show bed. Okay which is on the. I believe music page anyway because up. Yeah. Okay. By you know what's good good to ask that question as we're doing the bit. At, six minute commercial break time Kansas growing mushrooms. Sit Search. Actually went into the studio in scared the hell out of them try to wake him up. Yeah. Didn't work. Number one had a blank. You need to fill it. Here we go. The blank video game franchise have lawsuits the Tober. To wake myself up. The blank video game franchise has lawsuits that total over one billion dollars against it. Why flank video game franchise has lawsuits that total over one billion dollars against it that's good. News I don't find. Thank you. Blake video game franchise. One that comes to, mind I. Don't say don't say it. person. Assignment okay. Good. Number to. The desert named blank. Translates. To, take me to heaven in Italian. Which desert by which name? Has Its name that translates to take me to? Heaven? In Italian. You Okay Bye. I thought you saw something on your Weiner. Who? Take in Italian. Number three. Blank I'd people have higher alcohol tolerance than everybody else? what color is city out. Oh, I thought I could just say to early on. have. Heavy higher alcohol, tolerance. Than all the others. Too I. Know it's the cried people. To U.. T., Weei. Number four, you can die. From staying UP FOR BLANK STRAIGHT DAYS Let's Guys Vegas Kidding. Paul Sleeps. The whole time I'm sorry. Punxsutawney Paul, the entire time he's. CAN'T I. Could die right. That's about what if it's the opposite again and what if Punxsutawney Paul has slept so much he's going to die from oversleep. Then he becomes Punxsutawney Perish. Those traveled. And finally, Number Five, the department store blank once sold houses. Yeah. The department store blank. One of the department stores once sold new houses. I think I knew. Interesting, serious. Do you released is? Is, WHOLLY DEPOT DEPARTMENT STORE No okay if you want it well. It's a story that has departments in it. All right. This just the first story could think of that. All right here we go back to defend his title Max and Carlene and Rosie and Zach, and by the way these questions by Brienne Nice Shot Brienne done. From home number one, the blank video game franchise has lawsuits the total over one billion dollars arose, ipe. I said grand theft auto. That's what Rosie said what did you say Max I said grand theft auto to what did you say carly's? Grand theft auto no kidding. What did you say core? I had something slightly different. I wrote Down Gta oh interesting. Zakho hot coffee and theft auto. No. Kidding. The correct answer is grand theft. Correct. Coffee Been. Lawsuits right there. There you go. That's number game ever ever number two. They desert named blank translates to take me to heaven in Italian row. I should Tierney shoe here. Oh. That's what I say. Go. July. Do he says July to everybody but but Zach, who says July and everybody but Zach got a point. Sue thing. If you're had the lights on her that you probably know. Number three. Number three. So I just said, thank you blank I people have a higher alcohol tolerance. What color is row off the chart a little bit here. 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Chris it's five more than you think fries well We will give it to the person who's closest in the actual answer is. Fourteen. Days. Fourteen days as. Every lead currently how you? have. All four so far. I. recorded. You didn't have much shut my mic off what is. Lady. Bird. Fairly, well done finely for the win. The department store blank once sold houses Rosie. It has to be old school. So it was one of two either Montgomery Ward's I said sears. Sears interesting Max I said serious. Did you say? What about you corey Kabul God I said sears to. Oh. No. So we will have a win for no matter what what did you say Zachariah? Dayton's Dayton's interesting. He thinks that. The correct answer is. Ladies and gentlemen. First. Time. Anybody's gotten five career. Now. I. Have Five, hundred hundred. Russians. Green. Saying. I'm just asking questions. This. In wealth. Today. Blown. Normally. nope. Aren't you? Glad you stayed Really currently fourteen days. A-. Again I I have no idea. The answers I have no idea now that. This. Women. That's fine. You guys it's Hendrix's third. Birthday I remember where I was that day. Was this. Creepy. Story of Tim, this morning is sitting on the couch and I walked up to his cute little face I sing happy birthday and he goes Moma was can you please move out to my way? I can't see the TV. And I love so much and you talk with British accent. Is You know he said move move move. I love you. Bye Bye. Bye. Bye. Yeah. A. Little Dutch boy he does he does. Happy. Birthday Hendrix who in our TV viewing experience is very. Never. Take remote away from him. Yeah? Pinterest. So, we can watch Paul. Patrol. I. Love You guys. Thank you guys. Thank you for being here. Thank. You Rosie. We'll see you tomorrow. GotTa see you again. Soon your show is seven o'clock on Friday. Brand Nice Shop Corey. We'll talk to you down the line tomorrow until then everybody take care of yourself. 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Leaders Are Taught, Not Born (Hour 3)

The Dave Ramsey Show

40:39 min | 6 months ago

Leaders Are Taught, Not Born (Hour 3)

"From the headquarters of Ramsey solutions broadcasting from the dollar car rental studios. It's the Dave Ramsey. Show Dad is dumb. Cash is king and the paid off home mortgage has taken the place of the end. W as the status symbol of choice. I am Dave Ramsey. Your host thank you for joining us open phones at triple eight eight to five five two two five. That's triple eight eight to five five to five Brady is with us in Des Moines Iowa Brady welcome to the Dave Ramsey show. I gotTA certainly. How can I help my wife? And I and I'm baby. Step Three B We completed that freeing and all last year came down. That free. Scream with you last summer. so we're kind of looking across looking at houses we've got the time for something a music just save up and are continuing the bill that as As we start looking for houses right now we're kind of not that number one for fifteen percents no more than twenty five percent. Excuse me say compay pay It seems like they're always something. Major is a year or two away from eating. You know look for five five six thousand dollars or a client says all that sort of thing but it seems like when we go if we were to go you know that twenty eight twenty nine percent of the take home pay when those issues and you're GonNa get more move ready house What would you suggest doing dot com? Now that you need to keep looking okay you've found the house you've just found rationalization and Here's the thing the way you ask yourself is not what Dave Ramsey would do because who gives a rip really at the end of the day but the question you ask yourself is what is going to cause us to win long-term financially and What happens inevitably to me to you? When we start looking at houses and we start looking at cars we always see the ones that are nicer. We always do. I was in Florida on a trip for fun and Sharon and I were considering buying a beach condo. We've now decided not to thank you. Jesus but We were looking at a vacation home right so we start looking at one price but before we know it we've got the money but before we know it we've crept up almost fifty percent because guess what those that were fifty percent more expensive. Where a lot freaking nicer? It's a normal human thing to go out. I could get that car but I get that car. You know. It's a normal human thing to let you know it's a creep. Its scope creep kind of thing that happens to us and so I I would resist that because I think it's a good emotional spiritual relational exercise to resist that and I'll give you another example. Okay just a way to think about it. You do what you WANNA do at the end of the day. Okay but I think if you'll stick to your guns five years from now ten years from now you'll be glad you did even if you put a roof on something or even if you bought a dishwasher you're GonNa be glad you did because you're going to be moving towards your goals much more rapidly but here's another thing. Once I decided and Sharon decided we no longer borrow money for anything ever. I'm not suggesting that with you. I'm okay fifteen year fixed. Okay you know the you know the program. You've been working the program but I'm just saying once we had this new guideline in your case it's fifteen year. No more than four. Th your take home pay fixed right in my case it was. I can't buy it if I don't have the money period once we have that guideline it did two very good things for US number one it ruled out a bunch of. We just can't do that. I just don't have the money. I just can't do that on the money. The second thing is if it was something I was trying to do and I thought I could almost do it. I had to just kinda get creative even figure out a way to pull it off without borrowing money to pull it off. I had a negotiator them down. I had to Option thing and then come back later and buy it when I get the cash together of done. That on real estate deals that and then the money clothes aren't now but I will have in six months and so I'll give them some money for an option. I just get creative to where I still get the deal done but I don't have to violate my guideline my boundary. That I put in place. It made me become a little bit more creative and it made me learn to say no and those are the two things I would put on You. If for you know the different guideline it's not the debt free guideline but is is the fifteen year fixed rate for the payments. No more than a fourth year take home pay we all get scope creep we all creep up the scope of what we're looking at it if it's address or purse or pseudo closer a pair of shoes. It's it's almost immeasurable. If it's a house or a car you feel it. See it because the purchases so much. Larger Meghan is with us in Norman. Oklahoma Hi Megan. Welcome to the Dave Ramsey show. Hi David funded a secrecy. I'm sanderling a little bit. Well that's awesome. How can I help So I am twenty three years old. I'm finishing my masters this weekend. left-handed poetry or music education. So the greatest. But I'm I'm a baby step number four so I have done it completely debt free and for a living so I'm GONNA be starting my doctoral program at the University of Missouri. This fall again. That is one hundred. I paid for by the university Stipends complete tuition paid for and I also will be working as a music teacher during that time and I have a church job up playing Oregon at a tiny churches. Well so my question for you is looking at moving to this area Again on step four so I have My -mergency find I've got a little bit of cast. I have a Roth IRA. That I've been contributing fifteen percent of my income to And looking at that That area the wreck on apartment really really high compared to the value of homes and I know that the program that I'm going to be in about three years and there's a good chance that I'm GonNa WanNa leave after then but I'm getting a little bit tempted with the idea of buying a house in that area just because I could probably purchase a home and the mortgage payment would be only about fifteen percent of my take home pay whereas finding rental prices that was the under twenty five percent of my take home. Pay You're getting into a scary scary areas there. You've not done enough shopping because the numbers that you're giving me art logical not logical is if house payments are fifteen percent of your take home pay and ranch twenty five percent of your take home pay there's a Lotta landlords out there that are cleaning up because if I can if I can buy a house now. That's just not true because what happens is is the supply Will I mean the the the demand will drive the price. Down are the demand the price up but lack of demand. So that there's not you know the the rental market and the House payment always get close to each other by force of economics. Okay have to now if you want to buy a house. They're okay with that in your situation but you need to run a couple of numbers you need to find out what the average days on the market are and you get ready to sell it. And what the average increase in value is and if it's not going to increase in value five ten percent a year for three years. Lose money when you sell it and you're GonNa wish you had it if it takes you. Two hundred and seventy days nine months to sell your house. You're GonNa wish you never bought him unless it's got a really hot market goes up fast and sells easy. You don't want to buy there with a three year window rent. Please hear me loud and clear. The government is not going to bail you out of your student loans at least not completely and not a catch what they're talking about only impacts federal not private loans. And you need to take responsibility for what you owe am. Pay Your debt down. Quicker right now. Splash financial is offering their lowest rates ever with lower rates and extra payments. You could just find yourself. Debt FREE IN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS VISIT SPLASH FINANCIAL DOT COM slash. Ramsey to see if you qualify joining US America. Fill up is whether in new London. Connecticut Pay Philip. Welcome to the Dave Ramsey show. Thanks Dave thanks for taking my call. Sure what's up so my wife and I are currently in baby. Step two I'm a Navy veteran currently utilizing my gi bill to go back to school. And I'm pursuing a degree in philosophy. What the end goal being Getting a PhD in eventually becoming a teacher on collegiate level I'm currently at a Job. I work at a shipyard as a safety instructor so I am currently kind of teaching right now And this is really a passion vs profit question so I hear you. I hear you teaching everyday. Listen to your show every day and my wife and I are really wondering you know. Is this a good degree? Pass for me. Is this the end goal? A good idea for making money for my family because you know we hear all the time philosophy degrees. Don't do anything for you But I really have a passion for teaching them really passionate about this subject matter And just kind of being that person that of is able to mold minds of Future Generations. Yeah so that's my question to well. It's the only path that That degree has got a natural career to it. We don't have a loss of hers. Walking around on the streets getting paid money and so the philosophers have to be and be college professors in order to have a job. And you should make six figures doing that if you're GONNA DC institution you're working for And with your military service I think that gives you an advantage. Thank you for your service by the way so I don't have a problem. I don't have a problem with people. Learning philosophy or teaching philosophy. I'm not mad about it And I think you're being wise to ask the question of how am I going to monetize my education in for the good of my family? Okay no matter of fact that's kind of a philosophical question if you think about it so you know. It's a good question. The only thing I might add to your whole process just listening to you. I think you might have as much of a bug about leadership as you do philosophy okay. Maybe you do some while. You're doing this. I'm not saying you change your direction but as your electives maybe we do some management and leadership courses and you kind of have a philosophy of leadership thing starting to develop and if you've got some good solid leadership stuff to go with some good critical thinking skills that opens up a whole lot of doors for you if you chose not to be a professor later okay because leadership you know we do have leaders walking around on the street making money you know. Yeah learning learning the skill set and the attribute of world class leaders and people who want to become world class leaders it it is a teachable process. I teach leadership. We teach entree leaders are not born. I've been to the hospital. They May. It's a boy or girl they never say. It's a leader and so you can teach them and I I you know I'm just listening to you and listening to your background. Your work ethic you're not a You're not approaching this the vernacular you're not approaching this from some highbrow academic thing you you you have a practical side to your life and always have and so that's kind of what's bugging you about this a little bit on my wrong now. You're not know you're working in the shipyard you've been in the military you know. Now you're pursuing a degree in a professorship as a prop PhD track. You're on I I like all of it. I would add to it rather than that because downside of your seniority track is. It's got one possibility other than just leaving the career field of other than leaving your academic studies behind and going in a completely different direction which people do all the time by the way a lot of people not working in their degree. But that's not our goal here so you can go to all this trouble not to work in it but if you got one way to get a job on your current path and that's a professor correct So real quick I. I'm A. I'm a graduate next year. May in Undergrad correct UNDERGRAD. Would you recommend whenever I'm choosing at graduate programs kind of keep my options open for leadership? Yeah I mean jump over into their MBA program and pick up some electives while you're doing your PhD track on philosophy. That's all I'm saying. Strategic Learn strategic thought and some leadership skills and some of the research that's been done and the attributes of leaders and we've that in with what you're doing. I don't think it's an unnatural fit. I think they're complementary okay. Good leaders are a bit of a philosopher. You can't help but be that as a critical thinking skills okay. That's what you're learning. Show excellent job man. That's fun good discussion. Thanks for calling in Aaron is with us in Palm Springs. California Hey Erin. How are you dave? Thanks for taking my call. Sure what's up? Hey so So my parents put me in a life insurance policy when I was nineteen to it. I've never really looked into it at all. I just know that he's been sharing seeing somebody videos that the bad deal So I don't know what should I kinda do with that? I think I have about three thousand in there are you how old are you? I'm thirty two and are you single married okay. Do you have another life insurance policy? I don't think we do okay. Do you have children? We have one on the way awesomeness. And what do you make? What my job right now yesterday. How much do you make? What your income About thirty look. I'm a para educator at the school but I I just finished my masters To teach P so hopefully. I'll get a job next school year and my wife. And what would that entail you making? If you've got a job next school year about sixty thousand okay. A good rule of thumb is to have ten to twelve times your income on you in term life insurance. That's fifteen to twenty year level. Turn Okay let me walk you through that. Let's say was ten times. Be Six hundred thousand on you. It's very inexpensive if you're healthy and you're not overweight and you don't smoke okay especially at your age. You Don cost nothing. Show Goethe's Zander's the A N D R. ZANDERINSURANCE DOT COM and. Get a quote on six hundred thousand. Now if you die two weeks after you get this policy with six hundred thousand your wife gets six hundred thousand if she were to invest that in good mutual funds and if she were to make ten percent on that ten percent of six hundred thousand is sixty thousand. We've just taken care of your wife and child and never touched the principal. That's what you WanNa do to take care of your kid. And once that's in place cancelled his garbage whole life and it was sweet of your parents to do it. They were trying to do a good thing. They just did it in a bad way and it's just trash and now you're y your wife is the same thing take ten to twelve times her income on her and if she passes away you would have the money to raise your child and then you revisit your life insurance every so often as your income goes up and you add a little more and then some day twenty years from today. If you're listening to Dave Ramsey you didn't take out more than a fifteen year mortgage arousal be paid for twenty years from today. Your new baby will be twenty years old and out of the House Jesus and twenty years from today. If you're listening to me you would have been investing through that twenty years and you'd have six seven eight hundred thousand dollars in your 401k. With a paid for house and no kids at home. If you dropped your life insurance she'd probably be okay if you died because she'd have seven hundred thousand dollars in no kids to raise paid for. House. I think you can make it home. Let's call becoming self insured by doing financial planning so your need for life. Insurance is not for your whole life. It's just for a term if you do good stuff on the other side. This is the Dave Ramsey show. You know what disappoints and angers me to no end at a time when most people are pulling together to help one. Another I. Leaves are using our heightened levels of fear and anxiety to prey on us in some pretty scary ways which is why you must be prepared. Zander's ID theft protection. Plan covers all types of identity theft uses monitoring and alerts to keep you informed and takes over the work. If you become a victim they even have stolen funds protection and your children are included for free on their family plan. Call eight hundred three five six forty two eighty two or visit zander. Dot Com. Lavar is on the line in Walla Walla Washington. I've always wanted to say that John. How are you? I'm doing great? I'm doing amazing power. You deserve I see on my screen. You're debt free congrats. I am I'm calling to do my debt. Free scream super excited. How much have you paid off? I paid off over forty four thousand dollars good for you. And how long did this take? It took me about twenty seven months. Good for you and your range of income. During that time it was a little bit of a roller coaster so as high as forty two but I'm averaging right now about thirty six thousand and right now. I'm currently bilingual secretary at a public school. Good for you cool all right and what kind of debt was the forty four thousand dollars? Dave? It was everything I'm talking about. I had a Toyota pickup. I had Medical bills from when my son was born and when he was born in naming he's six already and I had credit cards. I had everything. And so you're single mom single mom yes okay and so you were kind of just living life normal kind of your pretty much sucks. Yeah right I know so. I happened twenty seven months ago so we can a little backtrack a little bit but So about five years ago I was a little bit blindsided by divorce so I made a decision to move back to hometown of Walla Walla with my eighteen month old son and as I was getting my life together You know I I had from my marriage. It was just everything and not to mention. I also started raising my niece. Yes so I have my teenage knees. And then Dave I started listening to your podcasts I purchased the total money makeover book and I just started going balls to the wall. I was just crazy about it And then I also started doing the everydollar APP so I started cutting things and then twenty. Seven months ago I decided to sell my truck. Yeah I know right so I sold my truck That just knocked off eleven thousand dollars and that's really where it kind of started. I started Budgeting and I started taking jobs. I'm talking about I was doing childcare. I was teaching workout classes Before work after work I was doing anything I was saying. Yes to everything and selling anything. I could dadgum warrior Kiddo. Well done driving now right now. I'm driving two thousand Subaru legacy with over a hundred and sixty thousand miles. Bet I own it line. That's definitely a legacy car intended. Love it to go show. Now you broke free of all this stuff from the past including just trying to get settled in and restarting your life and that all ran up bills their bills coming from every segment of your history and all that history is gone now although negative parts of it. It's completely gone. I don't have to worry about it and I mean just thinking about like you know what I'm setting up my son my niece. She's seventeen years old. She's doing the running start program. She's getting her college credits. She's you know she's GonNa go to school. She's going to go to college. Debt free all of. This wouldn't have happened. Had we not just got on a plan on a budget and end up finding our podcast so I started okay so basically long story short. I was just overwhelmed. I was getting calls nonstop and getting just letters and I was just trying to figure out. What can I do to you know? Get my life together and so I started researching online and Dave of course comes on here and I read just. It's just so simple so straight-forward there's just steps you. Just follow them and there wasn't anything like transfer all of your stuff to one owner. You're just scared enough to try. Something New yes and so just that simple thing of just putting it all down on paper and once you put down on paper you realize how much money you're spending on just things. That are so ridiculous that you don't even need at all. Wow How old are you? I am twenty eight. Look at you and fire. I'm proud of you. Well done to you. Have people cheering you on or people saying you're crazy At the beginning of it people thought I was crazy. They thought I was super cheap. Always saying now but at the end You know I had my sister. I would call her. I'm like hey I just paid off this or I just paid off this and she just they just started listening to me and it's funny because now I have more cheerleaders. People will text me the other day. I literally got taxed the same day. Got You know that I knew I was going to Be on the Dave Ramsey show and my friends like hey. Do you still have that book? The total money makeover and I do but you have to wait. 'cause I let someone else borrow it you know. It's funny when team start winning everybody. Everybody Jumps on the bandwagon. Don't when you're when you're winning your popular right. Yes yeah so those pictures up there. Those are pictures that you know when I taught my fitness classes and I mean I feel like once. You're that that vibe that you get off is just you know people just around yourself with those people and it gives off this amazing feeling you know people want to be around that they man because you you have a destination you're going after it. I'm proud of you very very well done good job. You're winning and this is just the beginning. The next chapter in your story for you to become a millionaire and outrageously generous along the way 'cause you may run into when you're a millionaire you might run into a single mom needs a car. Yes you might. You might know somebody like that I know and it's just. It's just one of those things where you just pay it forward. I mean I feel like I should just go buy as many total money makeover bucks and anytime someone mentioned. I you know I'm having trouble paying this or I want to do this. I just want to give them that book that way they can realize you know. It's just so easy so simple and anyone can do it. Wow I'm gonNA send you tend to give away okay. Of course I would I have? I already have ten people. I can give it to good. Good you're the you're the kind of person we like helping your incredible very proud of you. Very on your Y. Come down here every day. So good job. Good job all right. We got a copy of Chris. Hogan's book for you retire inspired signed by him. That is the next chapter for you to be a millionaire and outrageously generous and we'll get you started here with ten total money makeover books to give your friends and relatives so now that you're the walking freaking example of it can be done how well done. I love it I love it I love it all right. Well let's have you countdown. Forty four thousand dollars paid off in twenty seven months making forty two to thirty six thousand dollars. A year. It's Vaughn in Walla Walla Washington counted down. Let's a debt free scream all right and I have my knees and my son both here with me so three to one where debt free cow where we go August man. I get on twitter and I get so aggravated Dave Ramsey rich people. They Ramsey stuff's not for rich people. It's for Yvonne the stuff we the cookies are on a shelf where everybody can reach it. She's a single mom raising her niece and her son making thirty six thousand dollars a year. Now if you want to call it rich people I'll call you stupid. That's not rich people and she did it in there. You are whining. You're eighty thousand dollar income driving your Tahoe. You can't afford dame's he just didn't work for regular people. Now you're just a frequent whiner. That's your problem and von just showed you up man. She just dusted off. Yes she just exposed. How dumb some of you are the you listen to the show. But you don't hear it you don't go home and do it well. That lady just changed her whole Dadgum family tree. She just changed her life. I didn't do it. I showed her how to do it. She's a hero. Man You don't think she's not a hero that little boy you don't think she's not a hero niece she's raising. She's a hero man. I don't want here you wine. Not After that call. Don't want it on twitter. I will thump you in front of Eight hundred thousand people. I'll give you a little twitter. Thrown brought their baby. This is the Dave Ramsey show trip. Rob Fourteen twenty nine. Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding but he has a hasty temper exalts folly Charles. Dickens says art that never hardens temper that never tires and a touch. That never hurts. Wow good stuff ashley is with us in Sacramento California. Hi actually how are you dave with Nano to speak with you you to? What's up so thirteen months ago? I found ill during pregnancy and follow the best thing that ever happened to me in the middle of the night my husband and I have to say off. Forty six thousand dollars. You're new to speak directly into your phone. I can't understand you. Oh I'm sorry. Bin Have pay off forty six thousand dollars in the last thirteen months dollars less in debt to pay off. We won't paint painting about tip or about three thousand dollars a month and set but we now have honor second child in daycare is concentrated. Fifteen hundred dollars a month so we only have a budget to pay fifteen hundred dollars a month toward set. My husband's has a four percents. Four one came back at his job and he has been son putting money into that or once they match which is about two hundred dollars a month. I want him to software. We've been pay off our debt and twenty four more months He says he's to continue the company that helped me have a conversation with him in that and yeah so I have a pretty decent sized belly. It's not as big as it was this time last year and I heard and I heard a personal trainer and he tells me he's got complete like a six pack of ABS in eight pack of ABS Right. I've got a keg right and he tells me what to do now. He obviously has done something. That's right with his physique that I haven't done so I can do this my way or I can do with the guys way who's got the set of APPs trail you following me there. Yeah and so your husband is is the guy with a keg who's looking at a guy with a set of APPs financially and he's going. I'm I've got this figured out and we're looking at his belly going. No you don't really. I think I was. I was kind of crazy to jump on this fan. Logan but he said there's nothing to extent a bad pregnant. Wasilla and I think he's John Boehner. The right reason to jump on is to over and say hey Dave Ramsay thing that that my wife is looking at this process of handling money. Five million people have used it to get out of that. I'm in debt. I need to do something different than I've been doing. My best thinking has not gotten us out. I've got to do something different. This is your husband okay. He should be thinking this way and it's not to keep his pregnant wife from yelling at him. It's 'cause he actually looked at this logically used critical thought and said I want something I've never had so I've got to do something I've never done. I'm going to try a new system. This guy seems to have a proven plan. I'm going to buy in then your husband's on board otherwise you're just beating him with a wet noodle right. I feel like he's kind of on board. Were always not not. I'm doing this to keep my pregnant wife from yelling at me is not on board. I mean he's been onboard and cutting our lifestyle paying Greenpeace going along with you. He has not on board. That's true so how would you recommend I get on your right? We needed he needs to. He needs to look at the logic of this and say to himself. I am I willing to try something that I've never done before. That is that is outside of my comfort zone in order to get something. I've never gotten before because my best thinking has gotten us into this mess. You know my best eating pattern has gotten me a belly. Johnny different eating pattern right. Yeah now that makes sense and so I have to submit myself to someone who knows something more than me and does something differently than me to get different results than I've gotten to this point a new set of knowledge a new way of looking in new way of thinking a new way of behaving in order to get different results than I've ever gotten before and that's when someone gets on board and so just talk that through with him and just go. Hunting in our best thinking has gotten us to this point. I want you to actually read this freaking book with me. Halicki hasn't and then and then you tell me how you are smarter than this system and if you can convince me of that I'll shut up about it but you so far you know the thing that you and I have done together has gotten us in this mess. Not Out of a mess. We're not sitting here with ten million dollars. We're sitting here in a mess. I mean if you call me up and you have a ten dollar net worth because you've got some system figured out and you're debt free and winning and your marriage is wonderful on the money issues and all that and you say my stuff's working dave. I'm not GONNA DO Yours. I'm going to say. Hey you probably ought to. You know you get it's working for you. I'm not gonNA argue with you but when you call me up broke and say I want to keep doing my system. That's just not logical and I was hoping I guess is this kind of hope. That was off forty thousand dollars debt in the last year and a plan and I mean that's like looking at somebody who lost forty pounds. And you go. That's fairly working for you. You know block brought it down from his down before. But I'm like get out of debt and six months sooner stops doing that. Four percent we make your your the Horse in front of the plow plow in the field manually here and he's standing on the sidelines going. You know. That's a pretty good job. You're doing down there. You know you're carrying all the emotional weight here and so that's not a bad guy. He's US not on board and so- sit down and talk to him and just say honey. This matters a lot to me that you look at this and you intellectually and emotionally spiritually engaged this process. And if we'RE NOT GONNA do it. You need to do it. Not Do it from a point of knowledge instead of standing on the sidelines Monday? Monday morning quarterbacking. This idea after the game is already over on Sunday you know and I I just don't WanNa do it by myself. I want your help and I don't want to drag you along. It's not. It's not how marriage I don't WanNa drag you along and so that that's the process and you know I. I think he'll get. I think you just got to mess with him a little bit. Which is what I've been doing in this conversation. And so that's the thing so good question. It's a really good point about if you hire a personal trainer and you're not GonNa do what they said to do when you're working out and with your eating patterns. Why did you hire a personal trainer just like is that like a fashion statement? I mean you know and if you're going to have to submit yourself to a new way of thinking and behaving to get a different set of results in any area of your life if you're going to go to a marriage counselor and you do nothing. The marriage counselor says you want a good marriage counselor. Does they tell you not to come back and waste your money anymore. Because you're pigheaded and you're selfish and you're arrogant and you're not listening and they run you out of their office. That's what they do now. A bad marriage counselor. 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Episode 496: What the hell is happening with Iran?

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31:42 min | 10 months ago

Episode 496: What the hell is happening with Iran?

"I'm Brandon Webb former navy. Seal and founder of Craig Club the number one tactical survival gear subscription box in America. Being prepared matters so choose military grade handpicked handpick year by special OPS Professionals Gift Cray Club today at Craig Club Dot Com It is it doesn't work. You're just not using enough. You're listening to suffer. Lady Special Operations is military news and straight talk with the guys in the community Okay welcome to Safra Radio on dog on time and happy opinion from me big Phil across the pond and this week a living. Bring you free subjects. How could go a whole show without talking about Iran mm-hmm Tocqueville this week and his family? Favorite really is a number GONNA talk about. Another event is happening right now in the Atlantic Ocean things off literally. Let's talk about Iran almost going on over there because a lot of stuff and a lot of people over here talking about the tensions in in the Middle East. Obviously yourselves in America. He troop deployments. You've got a brigade. I think of the secondary born which is about three and a half hours. The men deploying East again answer in terms of families and Russell were stopped from rule. too familiar with that sort of things are just with nothing but the best for role of our troops who are out in the area of the moment just wish them a safe and happy. Happy returned as soon as possible. Let's have a quick chat. And because what. I wanted the a lot of people haven't kept kept up with what's going on over there and that's that's fine because it's not you know again. I've said this one hundred times if you're going to understand Middle Eastern Politics Unity Brian. This is a small planet. You really do. I mean open exposed to the Middle East to a number of years now well over fifteen years up up in the Middle East and Oughta get it and I don't think anybody really gets it. You would absolutely have to eat. After might Einstein look stupid to understand it fully and even then if you did you probably only get one aspect of it really is a complete Mesh of lunacy over their Mesh of lunacy about a statement right there and it's so difficult thing to understand any body and always say people coming up to me and so I was on the Middle East. Have we go through this again. Is there going to be world or free. All these concerns that people Brennan to me right now and of course. I can't answer all of these questions but what I can do is give you a balanced opinion from what I've seen over years ago. Neither neither none of educated man. I don't have degrees in a universal versus what I have been is into these areas and seeing how things work and moreover when someone said to me of Iranians I hate them. Well also does help out as a bit of a roll Steinman. Hang on a minute. My Barber my addresses Iranian. He's a great guy and you know I didn't try to a face off. He's a great guy and I think what gets lost in a lot of tension is the fact that a lot of very normal people on both sides of the fence or affected by this okay and it's always the normally suffer to the point that a lot of these places and a lot of people a lot of normal people just like. Why's this going? We don't that's on both sides of the fence so they get carried away Stri. All we going to see. We'll free APP. Vote is the tensions of events leading to the Salami alumini killing okay. WE'RE GONNA go back far. We're going to get this thing. It's about a two thousand eighteen. We'll go back any further than that because these tensions engines in the Middle East have been going on for years and years and years and years. Well positive when we can have a document or are down. So I'm just GonNa go to ninety under in two thousand eighteen in my the. US withdrew its nuclear deal from the area. They can say that Starcevic attention but of course it does because basically stripped away an asset would you country assigned lead now. Wish I knew definitely have an because you can't be trusted and rightly so deny there's evidence suggest country. That should not have a nuclear program. So it's all right and proper though she'd APP but I'm just pointing out with attention's also start shooting me down when you start mentioning this stuff. Okay so the. US then on the twenty-first by out tough demands and the first round of sanctions the sanctions actions. The first phase were there was quite tough two months here. The only stands to lose the following business transactions. They climbing that they lost a lot of business. Business transactions because of the sanctions now. I would actually climb that. I've lost the business transactions because of their own stupidity. And what they would do but no matter how you look at it. They signed their air. Industry was down boy. I believe donors carpets and textures with four twenty four million dollars dollars stantione export. How is that that stash? -ASEBALL was down by fifty two million dollars cars down by one point. Six six cops. I'll have to tell you. But he calls with them. One point six sixty four point five tonnes of gold tried to gold old another precious. Metals in Iran was prohibited in the polls goebbels used as payment to buy right in order to circumvent banking sanctions pint emerging in the business in the waves of stuff. It interferes it's easy I. It's starting last process. You need a big Brian to get you handle this anyway. Just rest assured the first round of sanctions hit them where it hurts financially guide us what is designed the no matter. What why you look at this? The sanctions caused tension that guy now now what are the sanctions. Were implies for the wrong. They caused tension. That's what you'll look at. That's where we got drawn Halsey. Why there's tension on November fifth the? US US announced a new renaissance is different. It's all in the team. All banking centers again going after them where Earth financially. That's the way to get and even de la that as a kid. If you miss your mom and dad tight you pocket money of Ya. I hit your financial aid where it hurts they they they were hit financially again in two thousand nine hundred ninety a year where sanctions used imposed upon Iran which which hurt them though claimed that it was wrong and auto estimate but we go to that position because of the way they will posturing today you got two hundred hundred nineteen then. On April trump announced he was designated a powerful Salaam the Iranian military the elite Islamic Revolutionary Guards as a foreign terrorist organization. They got issue of in the country. It was deemed as a terrorist organization. Now we can't do business at home because we deal with terrorists out there that nobody wants to do that the. US trump carries an the Middle East. That was on the fifth of my into president. Nineteen trump national security John Boehner Nelson. US was sending an aircraft carrier strike group and an air force bombers to the Middle East in response fault number of troubling and escalatory indications and warnings that does indications of warnings can be civil unrest. They can be things several in parliament but rest assured you don't just send an aircraft carrier group for nothing right you don't just do. That guy son went picked. All this is wrong last classroom. Abbas Rolling National. You don't do it for no reason. There's no reason to guide oliver loss of conspiracy theories on about oldest Iranian stuff. And Kyron now you now. He's told you in the elections and stuff done on. I believe enough one second personally. More sanctions for the fall of value around centers preparing to increase enriched just to rain in now. Let's get the wind. So if you're not no enriched uranium would into anybody the start producing that sort of stuff and you're going to start calling about you only need it for one reason. The reason is you nuclear program. So there's Don Juan de back now last year maybe Iran the same in A. They're going to start doing stuff. which is always the aggravating? The situation you see how these things start off small. And then you know one thing said another thing gets said and before for you know tankers subject to sabotage operations off my adversaries. Four commercial ships off the coast of Gera- one of the world's largest bunkering hubs were subject up to to sabotage operations. Now the guy on the offensive Akeso. They can't affect anybody financially in Iran. They don't really have the power to do any of that but what they do install during then he's infiltrating in the same where they can do damage and hence the next round of esscalation happened to tankers star. They got missing. Bunkering was in a Eh not soldier stuff who fish oil pipeline. The Yemeni hoof is rebels were locked in a long-running war with Saudi military led coalition. Don't Strana title. Saudi arrived the fourteenth striking drawer. POTLUCK taking service. All the small stuff starts adding up now. Akeso it all starts coming into play and my host Lemons sewall to who is all turning frowning and it's all it's all it's the US. I've said you you go on the nineteen a rocket landed near the US embassy back that nobody was harmed but the fact is you have fired now. A rocket at the US embassy downey spent the the power the head for that. Don't expect things are gonNA go your way because as what you've done. The right negotiating through means of violence never ever in opinion works aren't it doesn't look you slap me in. The face are sloppy back. And that's how it goes and that's how these things go in is there's several amherst posted at Donald Trump trump said on might've known of Rama's to fight that will be the official end of Iran never threatened the united starting to get a statement right at. That's a statement that says to me. Don't mess with US Levers Alive. You're not a big kid on the playground. When you out these kick him in the Shins and he looks at unique is he undo again? Or I'm flying you take him seriously. Anyway saw it went up and up and up and the way that we go from there might to buy the twentieth after meet with Japanese prominence offered to broker dollars between Washington and Tehran. Trump said he was not looking for regime change in Iran again politics taking in class our nation starts dumping but it still isn't going anywhere what there's another shipping incident during the thirteenth Norwegian tank. It is time more. US troops in response to that sent into the area by June seventeenth US drone who shot down on June twentieth Iranian forces shot down a US. Military John Both countries confirmed is offering dawn verging accounts about the location of the aircraft oversee. What's out there if you WANNA say? They're they're going to climb the do because because it is because of that. That's how these things got with guys that out Nancy. Trump's ties his Co. attack on the twenty first I was he said he it was going to attack them and never date intuitive froder within and then there was some more sanctions guy. Tokyo fries archie. Bulgy over a sling in this leaning up as loud in there before you now is more sanctions imposed social people who've moaned about the sanctions. They've actually escalate attention again. To the point where you go for more sanctions on the right uh-huh Donald trump over time thinking about what you can do next how we can keep people from the restaurant Stephanie. Deploys F twenty two stealth fighters of the area and we sponsor bolster Tehran. Seeds is uranium limit. What do you do? You just can't wounded him up and he got a tiny carrying rining stocks on the fourth of July British Royal Home Range. Police and customs agents seized the super tanker accused of carrying Ralian crude oil to Syria in breach of European Union sanctions. Remember this one kind. Take a time can for the stuff to full of oil crude oil to support things going on in Syria. Aku You can stop doing that. Of course you are the apponaug so let's go saved. The nuclear stuff keeps going on the captain of the Rhine and festivals arrested on the twelfth of police role. The rest of the captain and chief off serving around in tanker that was things the British forces the previous week. So now the pros what he's doing. Because I got the recipe for nothing. You doing something wrong. You get arrested. That's it it was a Ryan seized appraiser altern care. This is what we laugh about. This one though saves the bridge oil tank bridge until really just had a brief flag on the back of now anybody who knows anything about shipping knows that the flagging floor on the back. You ship doesn't correspond with the crew or even the Carlos on the ship or I asked the way that's the way shipping industry works. You know these things. That complicate deals insured and things a registered for this reason that reason the other reason. Today's particularly crawfish was taking Brisbane. Well so ever nothing. And the I'll Khalifa's a video of the moment that their forces seized pretty tank sees the British tanker from people that one armed. Now that's really out in. That's really bright. Already Clever Russell go British navy escort you convertibles in the Strait of Hamas Stephanos British guy. I'm we've got enough of these now. So dominant tight tight tight actions more sanctions in the US. Okay and then. I think the the tanker was let go to that. Iran involves a new Michelle defense so now we now wish I went off about what we can do again. What Zara Masive Micron French again involved at the Abbey I one or the French go to offer in another study leading up to Christmas done with a US contractor killed and another side? Americans are enough. They say they found out where it is where this guy is and live with. You've been asking for the guy so that's all that that's how we got there a series of Frogman series the law adhering to measures that have been put in place to counter stuff that they're doing which puts other people's lives in danger and eventually decided pushes become a chef and and oversleep sanction this this attack on the head of the military operations. Some people say is a long time in coming. The man was none of all all sorts of trouble in his time. You calls my initial reaction to that was if you bought a store. Sometimes you about US old fitness. That's where we've got but this obviously now with the situation from Michelle had been framed by thankfully nobody has been hurt. Trump did die that he believed. Ah Now things had calmed down a little bit. And I think that you know we've had this idea rattling we've had we've had the show of strength Ron of a little bit less screaming and shouting. There's they've been some Ryan in the streets has been the normal. The normal rhetoric is safe from these sorts of places. And I do believe now that we're probably calming down a little bit. You can never say for certain in the Middle East but where. I'm sitting right now often that we're over the hump of a minor. Emergency people citing Phil. We're GONNA be hitting well who free anytime soon. I think he's Thompson on world. We'll phrase on his way from this phone designers. When Kim Jong UN was being a bit of a plonker we didn't these World War free then either A. K. I have however been quoted as saying somebody will agree? Something will aggressively with me as a matter of John around the world and all that sort of stuff because focus of diminishing the Giannis invoked probably behind. Somebody's that's when that's when the danger comes from a but so far so far they haven't and by my own forces around the globe stay safe and return home with some states. That's the main priority for me. And in the meantime let's unite negotiations nations and the politics on his sore stuff can reach conclusions. That don't mean that we have to. We have to escalate to Vaughan on because he's not. It's never been my preferred way of doing things all open a soldier and operating on a lot of always saying that if if the violence is always my last results. That's where I'm coming from with this. Anyway we move on. Let's dogs. I love dogs this week. We're going to talk about a real these or you don't like him. The trump people probably petrified of these. Some people see them as a pet. But no matter how you said the Doberman Pinscher just doberman or the Plano Dobie. He's a great right. Great great animal predominantly nowadays uses. A guard dog is an extremely intelligent animal. And that's what that's why they're so great that trying. I mean if you look at the brain. counted counted terrific's east least easy. Sensitivity level is listed as a five-star around friendliness. He's five star affectionate with families. Five Star Incredible Kim friendly free of adult friendly finally enough is only a one-star health and grammy's quite healthy dog easy to groom sites short. She word venues a great dog trying to build an easy to try and get five stars on that intelligence. Have you if you apply in trump's with dogs a trump card to have prey drive Dr One star Tennessee the bar. Who how one-star don't do they do? Say That you know you get these dogs. If you don't have pinscher you need to get the groups of it sooner rather than I it because it will become the Alpha the Alpha random win the PAC You've got one in your house you need to. You need to make sure you if you try to Stri Stri away because otherwise it will become the much dominance of the pigment house. Glad we get the Doug Monroe incident there will look at the history of the once. Upon a time. The Light Non Tim Century there was a tax collector. Nine bluish Doberman and he lived in a town could appalachia in the district of Germany. His job was collecting money and it always. It was dangerous because they were banned is in the area. It could attack him anytime. Any full right. Ornate adopted tight with oversight since was also the town don't catch a Yeltsin took along with dome for protection. Doberman began breeding dogs with the author of loyal companion of protection. The result of the breeding experiments was early the pinch-hitter he's obviously go. Always dogs in his care like believed that the dog that he had at the time or something might be a black and Tan a rottweiler. And then this always definitely got the the rottweiler Carla's in isn't it he's GonNa tear time time patchy which was from the black times and that sort oh stuff when started when died in eighteen ninety four the true knowledge is breed of braids that will combine to make the we never told anybody inevitable. Anybody audio come to get. The dog loves to strike DOKES. and He's h might this one the duck because of his contributions in developing brain however it was named in his own so they I kept the dog in his owner Brandon. Names also Gola is credited with the shaping of the doberm- of how we know tonight and he's done noticing under the the Journal. Kennel Kennel Club. Recognized the DOE in nineteen hundred and the Doberman Pincer as a breed now since. NFL later on we dropped. We talk the Pinson bit. Really anybody calling a Doberman Pinscher anymore really but it hasn't been that that has has has been dropped a little bit now so it was time to the United Nice in early nineteen ninety eight and the legend size or the first Tomo Boston American States was shown in some Shung and it wanted the for years in a row. The other reason it was judge was too scared. Opened his mouth to look at is take these dogs have got some fish. And he's not not as big as the dog a dog or I the biggest one andrew right but they go through fierce and even they really have you read these these guys using them for protection removing to for or capping not with titanium. Yes he's tall. Titanium is giving them proper shop believe you now if you have not that for the first time when I was in Saudi ubisoft yourself as that has gone some serious chow. How in gear? That really is a guy. The Pension Club was formed in twenty one and a year lightly doctored. The bread is standard. In Germany they concluded low at colluded with them and the and the breathe. That went firm on how the brain should be the next fifteen years from nineteen twenty one were critical in the development fogelman during World War. One the number. One reason Europe's declines because people were starving. Couldn't afford to keep the dose. WBZ survived were owned by the military place in the very wealthy. If we people breathing was a luxury a case I war war cross Europe that the decline of adobe another side it was really the military big with real money that GonNa fool folded these dogs to keep them to look after their properties. Enough stuff would have been the painful. He kept on off and on in twenty one of the top Germans. I've I've been teaching. Those studies. Basically over the years of work diligently to tighten the edge of the original nobis shop personality with good results or doc museum protective family though they're known as unaffectionate alone companion as well. They're bigger they can get up to about twenty inches to sixty twenty pounds on these. He's talks nestle mustard as well. So that's a big dog that they were super intelligent. Don't the person is a great personality on government but not the site there even though you look at them you always think when I think government and she's really finding Doberman only always think about the about the simpsons smooth news release. That's what our. Oh you say these things running gum you can imagine Jonny Lee Big Post that these domains and smooth homes and off they go. Do not mean unbelievable. What a great dog? Health wise my awesome -ceptable to a few diseases go down is what blitzed engine suspected. The beam inherited condition in. The DOBERMANS. Affected dog suffers from spinal cord. Compression pools one third cervical vertebral instability or form of malfunction spawned a string Simpson's on neck pain perilous legs. Surgical therapy is hasty Z.. Debate but in some cases condition come Rica even off the treatment. That don't sound like Google. Does it if you look at these doctors who also will look athletes. Don't they used to. They used to clip the is often to make them. I mean it used to make them look. Look Meena stop announcing that was the main reason the reason we started it like a direct the hearing when they were looking looking around properly almighty through. And now I'm looking around like the woman's ears I mean but he literally is pointing his head where it wants to hear it really is a really a stoop clever. Lever Dog unenthusiastically piles of as well. Which obviously the oldest allowed to do that to your thought? Cup itself Mike before battle to make it look bad or combination about anymore or the Aden typical dining amount it needs it needs to free decent cups of intolerant. Think Notre dog color and grooming any brushes teeth. But it doesn't take a lot of this is quite sure so you brush my dove every every dining. He's got you know we we clip air but when he gets when he gets longer need. You should be brushing every day. The dogs don't need doing everyday but they do have Nice S.. Shawny coats children pets. They will ride the ride around your own kids. If I'd throw in someone else's kids come around. I wouldn't take a child. Keep the dough at at the wage. You know what I mean unless you really knew dope was on foam lot. You know what I mean. Because because he's part of your pack you never know when it's going to someone else's outside if you'll pat. Do you know what I mean. So it's probably the other folks it can lose it and I'll tell you what one was. Doug Monroe proudly Week Adequate Anna Barker Andrea and go out of the white pretty sharpish but they can be quite snappy talk very risky jobs and breed organizations and rescue organizations and clubs and Kennel clubs and all sorts of stuff associated with it though so is an extremely extremely popular dog. And I'm going to say so you don't. You're going to see this dog for a long time. It's not one of those breeds. It's going to go completely are fashion Shen. There will always be people like Dobie and lock it. They don't and I all of a sudden they on absolutely On I might Donnie over the years after. Talk Radio Absolutely top-drawer Yeah if you if you're in the market producing gob you won't get much better than a Doberman probably not my first choice of family. Pepper does make our patient though he got off. Track A friend of mine who is currently rowing across the Atlantic anti and he's all part of the is the talents of Whiskey orientate challenge and John John a friend of mine is he's Sas. He's on his own. He's on his own in a row boat and he's rowing across the road and of course he landed now. I Oslo this event before it takes off before Christmas so think about Johnson. I'm going to introduce this next this subject and we're going to follow. We're going to follow this because obviously I want to see how John Does. And if you look on social media out feel champion on facebook twitter instead you'll be able to find. You can donate if you wish to. These great causes loss of is doing it. I'm following. I'm not following a team of four soldiers. The rowing across. I'm following a friend of mine. Johm who's on his arm and he's known as the magic off so it was the text lost. His macy's found number so center takes message that she takes she takes me back because story fielded number signs when you find what was going on is the yellow brick APP on the APP store so and then telescope was getting challenge. He's the manager off on putting regular updates on his instagram. A my sister. Simone joins Matt Gerard facebook page. So I got the matt go to John's Majerus facebook page and you can find out all about what John's doing. Just listen to this for Christmas Christmas. When he's ETA really difficult stop is also home? Went leaving harbour. Chronic seasickness that lasted over ten days been sick for ten days or seasickness is pretty hideous totally partly debilitating then had slack wins. He missed the Goodwin's with all the boat issues. Say off so the only thing is to cash the way because I did site John Originals. We can do eventually. You just stayed in the bump you will end up oversaw. It'll take a long time but the currency will take over that they aren't there is over there as quick as possible. But you've got to catch the right weather. But because he was ill he missed a decent weather poder alone as he stood in the fleet at the bike. Amazing human fate to be wary is despite being capsized and pretty much rowing through the water has been locked Tariq. So he's he's been capsule is he's bones broken than he's been sick and he's over Christmas. Ms Happy Christmas gentlemen so anybody who says to me ruined Christmas ruined Christmas for up. There didn't these are the winners. Benny Bear Monday. So we're praying is to change his block against all these good spirits despite this and He's not been able to hit forever but it's still cracking jokes. Thanks for your support. So Tasca Atlantic rowing. What is what a what a what a great there's laws outside if you if you download the yellow brick up then you can go another look at the progress of all? The boats folks in Seattle Fox has gone to the top teams again over there. You know that pretty much milly there when our before they really are going for and I remember last year. I was in the Caribbean. You probably on Caribbean Carribbean. This week and I would imagine buddy into by the end of Montagne there until week time I would imagine we might even see the first boats getting across. They're Katie. They you start off they come across to come across the Caribbean. And you'll see them not gonNA run in various us so anybody. WHO's GonNa the Caribbean? I'm not sure exactly where they finished. But you can avenue come online. Another cy afford mention it because the next cutler weeks as these bones are coming in and as my friends coming in. I'm going to let you know the results in how much money only know raised in a restaurant or stuff. So I'll just put this one in there really quickly because if you've if anyone does but they've got a bad Christmas he's truly by Christmas. Isn't it ten days for being sick with a broken bone dumped That really isn't great. Is it the kind you saw. Uh there we go the yellow break up online and the telescope whiskey. Atlanta challenge is looking for the Majuro off. which is more might Jong Jong? Xp Squadron They Guys Johns out there doing his impatience four goals of this. Let's let's remind you take a look at the at the club the stuff coming out the club this year looking forward to hopefully doing work with the correct this year myself especially the Club Academy because I did the last one it was absolutely superb with great place. Great things great stuff out with them also check ourself rip DOT COM dot com on facebook live out free ratios a week so keep an eye out for me on suffering. Because I'll be doing some cool stuff and I'll be in the Caribbean myself. I'm going to visit implies Nelson's boat yard too freely Ireland's picking out a military history one on there so that's always always a good trip may and always a good trip for me to be able to share stuff with you over there and some really interesting and stuff which is actually quite close to you anyway so they are certainly last. When I were doing a Mac Julie Challenge again? They're an arrest or stop so that'll be fun. We go some really cool stuff going on over there and oversee Wendy will be coming with me and filming and taking part as well. So we're blessed with als opera and not less. I I only okay to me. A few of you came with the club and we'll do some stuff for that as well so until next time. Thanks very much listening. And I'll see you don't forget that yellow brick store and the Atlantic challenge the Tasca whiskey Atlantic rowing check. That out. It really is Co.. Don't worry about WHOA free. It's not going to happen and if you WANNA get you. 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Is the 5G iPhone the Future, Phones With No Apps and Rewarded Video vs. In-App Buys | Oct 20, 2020

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Is the 5G iPhone the Future, Phones With No Apps and Rewarded Video vs. In-App Buys | Oct 20, 2020

"When you think about what people are doing on their phones. Now, a lot of them are doing zoom calls or checking email unless you're really into gaming and getting those like cutting edge mobile graphics and might not be that big of a deal to have access to the F. Fourteen chip. Hey Gang it's Tuesday October. Twentieth Yuri Hush and everyone out there listening welcome to the behind them. Daily Neem octopus brought to you by site core a Marcus Johnson, and I'm joined by research analysts on the activity tech team is Hersh car. Hello Hey chat russell joined by analysts who covers everything mobile you know him as your ones hey, marcus hey today's topic. The future of smartphones is the five G. iphone that very future. Seventy three percents three quarters of Americans use a smartphone today that would be two hundred and forty three million people ten years ago, just twenty percent date from twenty percents of Americans to seventy three percent today in the last decade of those three quarters of Americans using a smartphone fifty, four percent just over half have an Android, the rest are. People this Americans have added twenty three minutes to their daily smartphone use. Now, spending over three hours on this smartphones day twenty, seventeen people spent just over two hours on their phones. Now, it's over three hours close to a quarter of the total time spent with media next year Americans will add just five extra smartphone minute. So that's how the smartphone world looks at the minutes. What usage looks like of our smartphones in America today but what does the future of smartphones look like? Apple is hoping the future smartphones is then you device and you five G. Iphone fifth-generation iphone five. G. I. WE'RE GONNA talk about quiet look is so. Hush Yuri does one of you want to tell us what the hell five Jeevan means yes. Oh Five G. refers to the generation of cellular networking and so five G. There's a few different types of networking. So there's millimeter wave, which is the fastest and that's more concentrated cities, but there's also low band which can go. Further but it's only a marginal improvement over the four G. L.. Lt, experienced most people have access to but overall it's basically promising to give consumers much faster internet so that they couldn't. Download a four K. movie and like under ten seconds in some cases says five G. and apple's new iphone, the iphone twelve and a couple of different variations of the twelve, the mini, the pro, the pro Max, but she different names on the regular flavor all come with five G.. So long awaited five John Boehner. I find twelve finally here with a orders already happening going on sale October twenty third for around eight hundred bucks as Brian x Chen of the New York Times explains quote the new iphone is. Also, eleven percent thinner fifteen percent smaller and sixteen percent lighter. The News predescessor close quote new comes with the same six point one inch display the iphone eleven had or the inch shorter iphone twelve mini. If you want that one, it moves from an LCD screen to an over that and has a flat aluminium or aluminum trimming the ceramic shields also makes it harder to break when you drop it and it will be a little bit more water resistant as well. You'll get some Dobie vision HDR. Tan, whatever that. means a crazy fast, a fourteen processor and sixty, four, hundred, twenty, eight or two, hundred, fifty, six gigs, worth of storage, Aereo stunt with you your thoughts on this new device in the potential waves, they could make I. Mean I think it's a big deal and that it is the the first apple five G. device I think for the average user, they're not gonNA notice a huge difference from the five G. Connectivity right away. Five G. networks are still pretty rudimentary across the country. So you know if you're in China. where the five G. networks are a little bit more expensive I think it might make more of a difference in terms of speed of connections where I think it makes the biggest difference is in some of the the sensors and cameras that they have the lighter camera, which is essentially three d sensor depth perception censor did lets you take pictures in low light, but it also will allow for a lot of advances in reality down the line. So I think in that sense, it's going to be a pretty big deal. It's just a faster better phone than than previous generations. So it's good a lot of ways but I think it does to ways it. It does make a big difference walk. Could it possibly do for augmented reality because one example this snapchat already confirming they're gonNA sue launch a lie Dr powered filter specifically for new iphones introduced lighter functionality to its Lens Studio for creators the some Research Auxiliary Intelligence and thrive on analytics from June of this year asking what types of mobile air experiences are of the most interest to American went to. beyonce he uses and games comes out on top a sixty three percent saying games like Poker Mungo MBA opines reality type stuff than in store retail assistance comes in distant second, just behind that educational tools looking historic landmarks with augmented reality. Museum. Tolls what in your opinion a wish applications, they are going to be most interesting with the promise of something like this type of device or five G.. Yeah. I mean so I think certainly some of the shopping applications are really interesting to me seeing how furniture fits into your room are clothing fits onto gaming. Also. Big Deal. I think you know as five G. Develops. So there'll be a lot of applications that we can't imagine right now for a are and I think there'll be some major applications we can really think you'll have yet but I mean. At the moment I would say the Big Apple Kitchens that I see are in and Commerce in shopping and gaming go that Hush Yuri. It mentioned the the five G. we're going to be getting from this device isn't going to be that much faster brian x Chen of the new. York Times I myself as well. I didn't realize we both call this a vanilla five G. basically saying the speeds running going to be slightly fast roughly twenty percent faster than current four. G. Networks saying that the main benefits going to be things like reducing lag or latency. So when you search for something on your phone on crime or whatever it pops up straight away, there's no kind of delay of a few hundred milliseconds is that correct? And if so when can we expect those more futuristic faster speeds that five G. was supposed to be promising? So one of the biggest surprises for me with the new iphones is that a are compatible with milner wave. Which is the fastest flavor of five G. and there were early reports from different sources that were saying that it was possible that the new iphone completely when it support that new type of five G.. So that's a big deal in the sense that in the US people will be able to receive that incredibly fast five gene has been promised that wind verizon CEO came up on the stage at the event he was talking about for the most part referencing that extremely. Fast type of five G. Even though for most people living in outside of the biggest cities in the US, you're still probably going to get something that's slightly better than four G. but not like a radically different experience outside of the US apple actually decided not to give the iphones the capability to use that millimeter wave five G.. So that's a pretty big deal. I. Think it could hurt adoption and some places where consumers are looking for that like true five G. Experience. But overall like definitely a big deal that they at least put it in the US. Because I think it would have really sort of diminished the role out of five G. and the consumers expectations versus reality if it didn't allow that at all right I think to your point, there's US carriers still have a somewhat limited rollout of millimeter wave, and if you're not living in like one of those big cities, you might not be able to experience it unless you're traveling there or in a particular. Spot within wherever you love. Okay and see you is five G.. The biggest feature of this device yard say is the biggest feature but that might be more of an indictment or at least a reflection of the fact that for it feels to me at least at the flagship smartphones have sort of slowed down the pace of innovation or like the rate at which we get these must have features and so. I mean I remember ten years ago like when we were going from the three g to the three GS and I felt like every generation of new apple products was a pretty big deal and like even people I knew just socially were watching the. Apple events because they were so excited about what they would come up with, and so I think for. So Five G. is probably the biggest deal for these new iphones. But outside of that, it seems like it's kind of the same apple form of it's come up recently, which is sort of improving the cameras a little bit. Processor is definitely a big improvement, but there's also the sense of like how many people are actually going to benefit from having like fifty percent faster processing. So when you think about like what people are doing on their phones now a lot of them are doing zoom calls or checking email unless you're really into gaming and getting those like cutting edge mobile graphics, it might not be that big of a deal to have access to the a fourteen chip. So you go just often Americans, which I find features are they most excited about most people with as he two percent said five G. IN DISTANT SECOND Percents was a better camera away behind that in third were the color options nine percent of people excited about those then in fourth fifth and sixth were design screen. Gerbil. And Resolutions I people saying that they care about five G. and Marianna could chever VPN forecasting at C. Insight says ironically, the week overall demand of smartphones worldwide has been one of the triggers for five G. Success saying that five g handset makers are fighting to get devices into hands of consumers that could has been to some extent been bringing the price of five G. smartphones down some was guys were manufacturers banking on five G. being this kind of savior of sauce for what was a pretty saturated if not slightly declining smartphone market. So I think the maybe one of the bigger drivers than the spark manufacturers could be the carriers. So Jupiter Research. Came out with study and they predict that five g connections will generate two and a half times more revenue for carriers than the average cellular connection by twenty, twenty, five and carriers are also sort of banking on a lot of services that they could offer that go along with five G.. So I think in a lot of ways that are kind of pushing for like the broader adoption of five G. and particularly in markets outside of the US and maybe South Korea as well. For instance, one of the things that's most interesting to. Me With a five zero is how GIO is approaching and so geos the Indi