3 Burst results for "Joey Tomatoes"
"joey tomatoes" Discussed on The Basement Yard
"Who he was. not kidding. he had far holy shit fart. Holy shit too. That's a long far. Did you find that long or yours. our. I don't remember. I don't remember one more one more one more fire by. No yeah those. Yeah so i mean. I'm looking forward to that. i would love to get. it's not. It seems a lot more fun than it actually. I don't think it's fun. I also i also know the day before like prepping. How miserable absolutely miserable. Y'all you'll never experienced liquid leaving your body quite like having fucking like medical grade laxative. I remember yeah. I remember the first time i took it. I was like they were like all right. Y'all be close to the bathroom. And i was like all right. I'll be close. I was living in this small apartment at the time. And i did it and i felt like just like after like the first like two hours. I was like right like nothing crazy. Going on here. And slow rumbling. Tom lease and he's like go go. Go go go now. And it's just like your fucking spit like yo. You're like spitting out of your but like like everything at once. It's coming out at the exact same time. It was fucking insane. That's awesome no no. It's not cool. I don't enjoy that. And that was not part. Sow dude you'd be pumped with those farts so fucking palm. I told you get diarrhea. I'm kind of like my farts are gonna be the leader and really sometimes i'll fart but if i'm fighting inside myself what the fuck was like one of those parts like a fart. It happens like at the at the exit at the where the whole is. Yeah sometimes i'll fart but the sound sounds like it's coming from within really like a little a little couple in there. I don't think you have gone to the doctor enough to realize you have a lot of balance shoes. I don't have a lot of ballot issues. I used to when i was younger but that was probably because i'm lactose intolerant. Crushing milk do get from the park and chug milk out of the gallon. What's wrong with you. i'm an idiot. You sick fuck. Yeah say that again. That was your whole family. That would drink out of that. Also ice cream used to crush that yeah. Ice cream and ice cream is ice cream. Milk like grilled cheese. Oh just fucking setting real cheese higher at a medo. Bacon and hot sauce k. Putting tomatoes on grilled cheese is just how stupid. It's another fucking layer of taste joey. Tomatoes aren't like very flavorful. Yes they are fucking a sweet jersey roma tomato. You stupid idiot jersey. Apparently sweet tomato sweet tomato. Joey you mean great. No they're sweet. No fucking sense. Have you ever made a pot of sauce. Ever made a. Have you ever made a pot of sauce like no. I'm not fucking sixty in italian. Neither am i. I know but i made sauce. I know you made a route. Wants to and. I haven't heard the end of that made a bunch of times. You sound exactly what you ever disrespect my ring. You learn the determined ru and he was like i can make a rue and he just wanted people go. What's that he's like. Oh my god forbid i fucking fuck you fuck it cook for you and be a good friend led the time that fucking just wanted to fucking show off to my friend son of a bitch. Here's a roux you never made a ruin your whole life. Have you sick. Fuck even know what a is exactly what he's a route. Well what no not. What's in it. What isn't sauce. It's just a way of thickening up stuff like thickening up like you start sauces or or fucking soups with ruse why they call them kangaroos. It's a french word. That wasn't a spit that was not destructive. That was that was a spit. Because i'd slant on know what i'm doing. I got already on a bp. Big pp's speaking of yeah. I don't know why this has reminded me of it. Did you watch the britney spears documentary how you making a connection of britney spears and piss well. She was pretty pissed at what the media was doing her. That's good that's good. Damn right yeah. No the britney spears documentaries a little crazy it was. i'll. I'll be the i apologize. I was also on that train. I don't even know if i was. I think that when i saw like britney losing your mind well. You're not supposed to say that but i think when she was like shaving her head and shit. I kind of just saw that. And i just kind of times you save. You fucking have definitely didn't do that. Joey doesn't seven. Joey was not like you. Were practicing like crazy fucking woman. Don't sit there and try to portray yourself as fucking wise beyond your years. You were an idiot. No i was not saying like i'm saying in the sense of like yeah okay i. I didn't really care about celebrity culture. That's true i wasn't like. Oh god oh. We got to learn about britney. I was just like yeah. She shaved her head. Like now i was. I wasn't like that. Seems like a reasonable thing. I was like yeah. She's lost it but a lot of people lose it. I was full-on like being like. Wow she's gone fucking crazy. I stand by the way that the media is definitely a victim. Quote unquote like all the fucking way than like women. Were treated like anna. Nicole smith paris hilton dude through the extent to kardashian. How about did you see the fucking david letterman interview with low. Hin i was blown away by that. Yeah like the. Because i get that i get it but growing up in like the early two thousands in late ninety s or whatever. We're like functional insanely misogynistic that we lived in. Guess what been like for a very long time still is a lot of ways. It's definitely not even close to being the same not close. It's showing it's it shows it's faces more subconsciously. Know ted day. It is not to what i'm saying is that it's no longer as overtly overtly fucking misogynistic and in your face. Now it takes the form of other monsters of course but i'm saying like.
"joey tomatoes" Discussed on LadyGang
"Lady get. All right we're back. I found so you know a few weeks ago. Talking about redoing my pinterest Oh. My God. This is the one when you found all those pictures. Inappropriately posted yes, so I found but I also started a board called like things, related gang, or whatever and I found like a really good tile that was like forty deep questions to get to know yourself and find your life purpose. Oh, I'm going to help you guys find your. Life purpose gray. So here's the first one. What small gesture from stranger made a big impact on you stranger while you is think I'll tell you mine because I already looked at this I knew what I was going to. One of those out. I didn't think about it all right now. Thanks, you're so pretty Maybe Nicer to me, Jack I. Say more. Anesthesia. Anesthesia. In tax defense I was in healthy face like I was right in front of her face. I'm just kidding. I'm not kidding, but it's fine. Off so I remember when I was like very very young and my mom had a big pontiac like Brown. The cars in the eighties were just like so bomb. Yes. Trunk and the front was just like yeah, a car. And she took me to dance workshop or something in the city, which is like an hour outside of where I grew up, and I remember US running out of gas, and we pulled over from the site on the side of the road, and we had no gas and we couldn't get home. and. I from my childhood, like five year old memory, a friend of hers pulled over, and she was like Oh friend and the friend was like. Do you need a ride? And we were like? Yes, and then friend drove home. And then later in my life I realized that that was a stranger like that wasn't a friend. Just driving down the highway was like someone saw this woman and this kid, clearly out of gas or needed help, hold over and was like Oh my God you need help and then I remembered so I always thought about that growing up, and then when I was in high school I was driving home from my job at joey tomatoes, being a waitress and I remember seeing woman who's Mar.. Mar The batter clearly died or something. She was like on the side of the road, and I pulled over as do you need a ride front? And she had a kid, and like I gave her to the house, and I always remember like that kid isn't going to be scared. Because of the kindness of strangers, but I learnt that action by being having someone, a stranger helped me and my mom when I was very young. That's if you want abducted child. Just say hello friend. That is we're getting my van. I Have Candy Small Town though SM. Towns is when we're those things happen. Anyway is nice. Small gesture from a stranger that made a big impact in La if you pull up to and say hello, friend immediately like career alarm. Or they think they're on like cash, cab or something. Yeah, I do I need to sign a release? I don't think I've had any like Super Nice adjusters. Not by strangers I. Don't think that I've like impacted me. one. No, no usually people have to. Help me because they want something. So dark. What makes you feel most alive? ooh! Laughing when you're with friends or your family and something truly hilarious happens, and everybody just can barely breathe. They're laughing so hard. That is like my favorite feeling in the whole world. It's usually with my sister because we have we find the same exact things funny because when you share like A. When you share a childhood, you find all the same kinds of people and things funny where no. Where like other people would be like. That's not funny at all, so then I can like laugh like that with her usually. mine would be driving pch windows down blasting. Florida Georgia Line or Florida Georgia line I just have had so many moments in my life where it's either I'm like really down or celebrating something, and I can always remember driving pch like looking at the ocean wind in my hair, and that's a wonderful moment. Nice Kelty, what you're so good I think when I'm in nature. I've said this before like. I just love being like an ocean. That's very crystal blue and I'm like just floating may have an idea for our our trip. Yes, it's so good. Lake Powell. Have you heard of it? No, yes, in Utah. Canadian I don't know she doesn't know where the ocean is. It, we should do an RV trip. They have these luxury sprinter. RV's. And we should take into Lake Powell and it's crystal clear water it literally looks other worldly, and you can, or you can do a houseboat on Lake Powell yes, which is sounds so fun. Okay, so we'RE GONNA wind. Let's do it. We're doing the VIBE. That's what we're doing. Yeah, that's great. Yeah! I was GONNA. Say in my drive bag. I just got two nights Punta. Mita, for free in your what Bear Miami Gag? Gift Bag, I don't want to be on a flair I know. I know but for later okay, can we drive to lake, Powell? Yeah, it's like eight hours or something you. Drive the I don't think. We can probably just do cars if we're doing a houseboat once we get there. Yeah, all right. This is boring. We're not gonNA, and if anyone has any tips for us, please DM. Does anyone a houseboat on lake our? Yacht we can borrow. There are still houseboats. Okay, WE'RE GONNA. Look into it fabulous by a right now that we have a plan. We have to go and make our plans Texas. At ten PM on a Saturday, Kelsey. Okay, I won't. I was on Ambien. I'm sorry. Okay. We weren't here for a long time, but we're here for a really good. 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"joey tomatoes" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5
"The mood for the best steak where do you go for the best steak where's the best italian new jersey i like i i i do like joe's allott it's uh it's got great they got a real nice lilic pick on that they make a sheepish i swear on my god uk you would have if y'all does an uber oh i have always every time can i say them every single it disturbs allow the patients and the restaurant but i i have it's going to like the cats as delhi meg ryan thank yes oh yeah i like i like they're like their food and had a good deal i haven't been there but the is the place called spanos i heard a really good where is that joey's battle in point pleasant ronald avdo he he yeah excellent yeah analyst place here he makes a he makes a stake that's added addidas world we keiko wooden absolutely we want to food tour good next so we just just really a video camera is where we have to pay doubt gorgeous feeders does i hope to get on the blog we could do we could do a board walk run manchester by ex and i were joey tomatoes so tomatoes we could do but i gotta i gotta do such as low as their places seaside right the place the seaside what's it call when you pull up the stand is got the lemons near a area right that's the custody place but right next to that is that the sources are that proposed gyp it get back she's louise thank you had the you don't see more of each other would be like eight hundred hero one eight hundred two eight three one award 05 so now julius god is in this third year we got the cd were given it added ten o'clock upward trivia but come on all over new jersey the greatest restaurants all over new jersey's the greatest food where do you go in new jersey to get the best what crime share with the class help these people out let's make them so money where's the best pizza was the best steak was the best italian was the best chinese one eight hundred two eight three one award 05 she some people would realise if they all do restaurant severe all right does y'all ball i if i don't give free food from joey of the next eric i kid vote joey revered about an hour napa ordering a three three one or one point five zero pizza does that typical.