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They. This is on structured everybody today. We have a returning guest or co host or. Partner in crime Brett. Yes. Open mic odd cast. We're doing another crossover show a quote behind the scenes number two. Number two, part do undoing good. It's been a good day. I enjoying a beverage here. Cheers. Yes. I have a proper central coast eight oh five I think it is. Yeah. I don't know. It's a California thing. I have no idea. I guess that's area code. Yeah. It's Petaluma California. So loader, Linda. Twit or this weekend tech. Yeah. What are you enjoying a left hand milk stout left hand is approved outside of Boulder, Colorado? Okay. Good winner. So is it. It's a milk stout. So as a little bit thick your and creamier. Yeah. It's like if you take like a Guinness stout or something, and then you lay like a milky overlay with little sweetener in it. Okay. So like a milkshake kind of in a way kind of that thick. So I have to talk about your most recent interview, the one that you just released the one that I was excited about so for those of you joining in. We talked about this interview, and Eric just released it, so we'll make that the focus this week on our behind the scenes, and then I have a tech issue that I wanna talk about. And put a called action outs. Anybody who might know something, but he will serve about your interview. How do you feel about it? How's it doing? It was awesome, by the way. Cool. It's doing well. As far as I know the numbers. Everything looks fine. I'm waiting to get feedback from people because I think it's a departure. I dunno others might think that it's completely on track with what I do, which is everything. But I don't know it went. Well, I. Im- very interested in the topic. But yet at the same time, I don't want to endorse view. I want to be open to anyone who wants to come on. But I'm not necessarily stating that I agree. One hundred percent with anything. Somebody says sure he definitely has an interesting. Interesting perspective, I have to say all hold my formal opinion to myself. But yeah, it was great. So you had mentioned that you were talking about maybe doing more of those types of things. What are your thoughts on that in particular? I'm not sure I do think that I enjoy talking about and speculating on different subjects, and I've already interviewed other authors. And if somebody comes forward or as good true crime bit with an interesting story. I enjoy talking about the subject I have other things coming up where that's going to be in line. So. I feel like that's a good addition to what I'm already doing. Yeah. I think you do really well at that. And those people are drawn to you naturally. I think just based on a lot of the guests. I don't know. No. I don't think. So. No, no, no. But I'm saying like you've had the FBI people. You've had all these different genres of people on your show. So that guests that you just had I think falls right in line with what you're doing. If that makes sense sure into preview for everyone, essentially, the guests John Ekberg, he wrote a book and the title the books. I get it. Right. Is OJ Simpson. And Glen Rogers colon the juice road dog and murder and Bundy drive. So why don't you sum it up for those listeners who may be didn't catch the episode yet on replay, which it's available everywhere. You stream your podcast, of course, except for Dora were hoping. Yeah. Pandora were hoping. Yes. But the bottom line of the episode is he wrote a book that speculates that OJ Simpson did not physically commit the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. In fairness, he's not saying that OJ Simpson is innocent. However, yes, he did not physically commit the acts. And as significant thing is theory is that a serial killer named Glen Rogers who was a real person on death row. Currently is the one who actually carried out the acts in front of OJ or among with Jay. Interesting. Yeah. It was a good upper sewed, and you know, to come at it from the perspective of that's a pretty big swing saying. And posturing that statement that he didn't actually physically do it. You know, I think most of America thinks that he did a good percentage. I would imagine. And that's too long jail term for relatively small crime in Vegas that was a punitive paymaster. Yeah. And I think that some people would say that his life is just a prison sentence. Just to all of the struggles that he has had you know, and that he's dealt with as just a person. But yes, I do agree with you that whole Vegas thing was definitely punitive for those particular actions rhetoric. Yeah. How long ago was that trial? That was like in the nineties, right? Yes. His trial is ninety four or nine. I five I wanna see I think it might be ninety five because the murder self was ninety four and a trot a win on. I don't know if you recall, but it was like eight months long. I do. Yes. I do insane. There's never been anything like it. At least prior to that. I can't think of another trial sense that's been that closely watched or or indepth. I mean, it was. It's actually kind of I I'm not trying to downplay. It's a horrible thing is a murder. Yeah. Of course, relatively small time. If you think about it. It was a a potentially the case was an angry husband who killed a ex wife and her boyfriend how many times has that go on in this country for it to be such a magnified incident for relatively come and crime. Yeah, I don't even think the lorraina baba case got that much attention, which is back in the news again. I don't know if you noticed that it is. Yeah. So they are falling up with both of them which that could be a good cast for you one of those two. Phooko or Lorena Bobbitt? Yes. So NBC, I think is now. John Bobbitt joy who is that. John baba Joey buttafuoco with Amy some Fisher ill K, even that the Long Island lead it so anyway. John Lee baba in the reign of Bob her back in the news now, and they are recounting the entire crime. It's like a whole nightly special at the doing I'm kind of interested. I was I vaguely remember that whole thing. But in any case, I digress at this point. But yeah, those are good interview. Good job on it. So how are you doing as far as other things you got some more fun things in the pocket coming up this week? Or are you just sure on a releasing 's little by little like we talked about before? I actually am building backlog. It's one of those I plan to slow down. But I still have a backlog probably come out with Robert king follow up next. Dr king out of really really fascinating guy. I have coming up. I'm super excited. I actually have an injury with us, Cheryl Atkinson. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that. That was a big swing to up. It was and it. Was an out of nowhere. I reached out to her what seven months ago back in June. And I followed up and I never heard anything. And as you well know, that's not uncommon that throwing a stone into a lake and it just skips skips says that's how it feels with some of the guests inquiry. Yes, I agree. But then all of a sudden at the end of the year, she wrote back and said, I've been crazy busy, and I'm getting run to this. Now Dutta mine was thank you, ma'am. When can we meet? Awesome. So she's booked I yes, she is booked. I'm interviewing her this coming week com. It'll be on the phone because well, she had her computer hacked, and I'll see where she's a little paranoid about that. Well, yeah, that's part of her stories of her computer was tapped by the government. Oh, that's right. Okay. I've Egli remember that. Yes. Wow. So those are two big wins. Then that's awesome. Very cool. I have got Robin Hauser coming up this week. She is a local bay area. Filmmaker coup has a film on I a bias. Chandy right. Yes. She was with Randy. So Randy thank you for that connection. If you're listening, and I'm interviewing her this week. We're going to try and do it local. But it just didn't work out for her. So we're doing that by phone, and then I have Richard. Oh this week the internet lawyer, which was a referral through you and through interview connections. So I'm excited to talk to him. I'm actually doing some pretty hefty research on both of them but him specifically because his John r- is so Nishat that I wanna make sure asking the right questions. There's a a lot of good stuff to ask him about GDP are is an expert on that, you know, he's internet law. And I think I fire some questions your way that you may want did. Yeah. You sent me a couple. But and then, of course, the team over interview connections. They definitely provided a really great one sheet on him as well. So I'm excited about it. So I think we both have good weeks coming up. Oh, you use those. Kind of if I. Yeah. So for those listening one sheet is something that. Booking agent will send you then has all the info. And then there's questions on there. But so I know that five arches. Just ask. So yeah, Eric typically goes out from a completely different direction. And I try to as well, I had her interview this week with Damian Lupu, which was great. He is a venture capitalist. He's an entrepreneur if you haven't listened to the episode, it was a lot of fun. But his whole thing is rewriting the rules of retirement and investments and that just saving to retire is essentially a big waste of time. There's other ways to go about it as well. And disrobing helping Pitt will. Yeah, that's really his thing. So I know that kind of is low hanging fruit to leave. But really hear them. He thinks retirement is essentially, I don't want to misquote him. But it's dumb the way. At least the way that we traditionally look at retirement that there is better ways to prepare for retirement because it would take too long more needs to listen to it. Yeah. Everybody needs to listen. So it's vailable everywhere. And it's Damian. Lupo? It's great. It's the downloads on that one in the responses have been really good. He's he was a great guy to talk to. And that was my first official interview on squad cast shut out to those guys. I I only made the switch second view second interview with you. But outside of us. You could practice. So it was different talking to him face to face. I I was a little bit nervous to be honest with me for a started. Because when you're interviewing a phone or you're doing it through Skype phone, you don't see the person so sure anonymity. But when you're looking at him face to face like this. There's a lot of things that are different. You know what I'm saying? So I can see what you're doing. And you can see what I'm doing. So I told him. Hey, I've got my questions on this monitor over here. So far look over. I'm not ignoring your trailing off. I'm just reading my notes. I don't know if there's a better way to do that, actually. Yeah. Shut up to the squad. Cast guys have already talked to them about it. So I'll just put it out there. Again. I want a notes function underneath the window of the guest that would be awesome. Then I'll copy and paste right into their. So as I'm talking I can scroll up and down and seem like I'm looking right in the eye. But I'm actually reading the notes that same. Yeah. Yeah. So I know they probably listen to your show. I don't know if her mind, but they that would be great function to have is to have notes that you can look at. Yeah. So that's it for me. When more guest, I wanna talk about that. I had recently was chase heaters. And I know. Yes. Thank you for that too. He's awesome. Chase. You're the best. I actually you. You actually put me on or put him on my radar. Yeah. He reached out to me like months ago on link, Dan. And it took us a while to get connected. But let's talk about how that went for you when great and ironically, he's local. So we still had to do it online. It's one of those weird things where even though he's local he's in Virginia Beach in Hampton bridge tunnel. And you have only so many hours in the day. He had an event England he had to go to and then he had to cancel because his kitchen was flooded. And you know, there's always different things. But when you break it down. Getting your together for their moat. Recording get in the Bickel drive over meet the person, you're adding a lot of time to a lot. Whereas here I'm wearing like a lounge pants right now. Just. Jonah's right now. We're just chilling. You know, it's instant, I literally can tell you ready. Fifteen minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me finish watching this TV show with a wife, and then I come hearing a record. Yeah. I was watching his show to actually on Netflix. So imagine that. So that's what's so handy. So even though we are recording online. It's still makes or even though we are local we could still record online, and it's helpful. But like the interview it's the first probably several, okay. He's a kind of tandem with another guest on Mark Bodin, and there may be tie in with the Joe Navarro, hopefully, or okay, Berkeley, Joe kind of like Joe come come to the dark side. Yes. Have you Shane com to on before Shane contin? She's a body language expert. I she runs in circles with all those guys why reached out to her today to try and get her on. She works with chase on certain things, and I reached out to her through link, Dan. And I haven't heard into it's Saturday. So, but anyway, that's that just to kind of caveat off of what you were talking about. Yet a good interview with chase. That went really, well, what do you think you'll talk about the next time or you just going to continue on with what you discussed the first one was just kind of get to know him. Sure. And. Then I will. Go down one of the tracks. Chases the unique guy like Mark Boden is a body language guy and communications guy period, or you know, that's a specialty. I'm sure he does more. But he's no mostly for that. So I kind of got to know, Mark. But I dug into market is acting background who he was and running naked striking for the Nike commercial things like that which are important. That's crazy. I completely I didn't even realize he was that guy. I dig but. It's it's a lot of fun. It helps you get to know people now with chase though. Chase is he's a squirrelly character. And I'm sure it'd be flattered by that. But he is into interrogation. Into body language as well. But then his body language is. Almost targeted. Now. The difference between the two is like Mark bonus kind of you know, he's in the acting world he still very much into the acting world and the professional world, and it's about how to make business relationships in, you know, read other people or more importantly how to project your body language. So you're presenting yourself in a good manner. I mean, how do you change somebody else? You really can't. But you can change yourself and have other people react to you better that chase those that too. But then chase also does the dark side of it or the very realistic side of it where he teaches cops, and I've actually attended one of his courses with them cops and his body language. It'll save you his life. Yeah. And that I think is. In. Outstanding quality. It's definitely definitely cannot overlook. Now, the other things that he does because that's the fun part. He not only does body language, but he also does interrogation and nip Yele Shen and God Turkish manipulation I mean, literally hypnotize people mind control, essentially, Mike, thank you building Manchurian candidate. So he gets all the way to the dark side. And if you hear that chime just now, I apologize everyone. But Brett was kind enough to remind me that I needed to shout out someone who emailed in. I don't know if anybody remembers but last up saying, hey, please Email me at unstructured p g mail dot com. And brett. At. Open mic guests, gee mill dot com. Are you? I'm history. Not so subtle cue. Sorry looking right at me. I could see Eric. So I he just was like. Yes. Open my guest to mill dot com. Yes. Okay. Unstructured Pia gmaiLcom, but I was really really flattered and I'm very thankful her from somebody. And I hope I get the name wrong. I say that a lot but Bruno Amaro or immoral from Lisbon Portugal. Yes. All the way across the pond, which it blew me away. He literally said you wanted us reach out. So here it is. And you know, what that that didn't make my day that made my year last year. That was awesome. Yeah. That was awesome. I just wanna thank him, you know, so much for reaching out. He's also in the instructor Facebook group now to very cool. All right. That's awesome. Bo we're at twenty minutes. How can people listen to your show work on structured everywhere and my show? The open mic podcast is available everywhere as well. Until next time into that. If you go to. I tunes you may have to search for Allen A L L A N. It doesn't always come up with open mic. Yeah. So there's a whole nother story about the title of my show. We can save that for the next time quite long, but it has changed multiple times to what it is now. And it's great. Thank you already. Eric think very much and everybody for listening and joining in we appreciate it. We'll talk to you soon. Cheers. Cheers.
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And in the case of the real housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Goudie Che or good Dietsch, whatever the fuck how she pronounces her name. I've given up on that Theresa good each could he ho cares. There's a lot of ground to cover. K I got some exclusive shit here, which would make all of you real housewives fans. A little crazy. I was laughing the other day because TMZ interviewed Theresa because of her husband, Joe, as you know, he'd been in prison for a while. Now, he may be sent away exile bounce deported to Sicily. And Harvey over TMZ thought that talking to Theresa they'd get into how sad and how hurt she was. And how she's coping all that shit. Okay. I guess on the only one to know that she's been done with her husband. For a while. Now. Okay. Their marriage is kaput. There's nothing between them anymore. I can't believe I know this, and and TMZ doesn't, but anyhow, you know, Theresa's been banging her doctor friend, rich Maja. I mean, it it's happening. People know this. And in the end of the TMZ conducted, it was obvious. She couldn't give shit last. Why she was there Harvey's like how are you taking this and Theresa got one day time next question Harvey? Are you thinking of moving yourself in the girls to Sicily? This has got to be very big views next question. Theresa did. Bravo wanna take cameras to the prison awhile? They can't do that. Because it's a prison. Right. But maybe, you know, follow you up to the door. That's a big story point for the show. We now they never asked do that. And I would never have done that. Really? Yeah. They didn't it. What a bunch of bullshit. Reality produces salivate for story lines. Like this, you know. And then again, as they hung up and went to break Harvey and Charles were like that was weird. What just happened? I don't know. It's. It's. Why won't they report? What's up? What's the big fucking deal? Why is everybody so crazy and giddy to interview this woman? She's a nobody do you realize this is like going down your block and interviewing a pin in the ass. Neighbor. What has she ever done beside spend way more money than she ever earned and went bankrupt. He's you people who were both sentenced to prison for fraud. Theresa served eleven months and Joe will complete his forty one month sentence in March. They also have an ad section two years and seven months, I know this because that's what Andy Cohen was dying. Talk about on watch rude. Happens watch that fucking bullshit. First of all Andy Cohen reminds me of that really bitchy gay kid Nike say the gay kid, you knew an ice school because we had no kids in high school who were open about being gay in nineteen seventy eight seventy nine and nineteen eighty that that was non existent, but the way this fucking guy axe. It's it's basically a guy in charge of a bitch fest. And I remember I remember Andy Cohen way back in New York City in the early nineties when he was a young producer. Gaff unle did net. This gay in fabulous. Tell you that right now. If you can believe it there were nights that me an Andy Cohen, and Carol Rodwell from real housewives were all working, you know, we we will working as journalists for networks for newspapers very weird that we're all on these different factions of entertainment right now. But. Anyhow in this show. The the women who values privacy Theresa and doesn't want her daughters to hear things they might not like toll to the whole country. She hears him ask. What about not having sex with you husband? And she smiles she smiles with cameras, and she says, two years seven months, and I'm counting, and the, and, you know, everybody laughs and claps and whoops it up because hey, it's watched what fuck it happens lie. What a bunch of shit and like a bunch of morons. You know? I can't take by the way at home her daughters. Jere Gabriella Malania and Adriana who's combined ages equal fifty two. They're putting the heads on the fucking pillows that draw the curtains in their house, and they're crying with embarrassment and shame it really are because their mother and their father, mainly their mother, what a fucking won an embarrassing thing to grow up under you kidding me. Because their mother can't keep fucking mouth shut. That is unless she's anywhere near her doctor pal rich Majuro now, Dr rich Maja was the guy who has helped Theresa shape her new body new bodybuilding hobby. He's the guy helped her out just what she needed somebody that makes her look less feminine and more brutish, you know, let's let's rip for lattes. Shred her tries and blast her traps and cut up gluts anything to stay in the limelight. That you know. Theresa will get another head attached to robotic if it meant another season or TV show or relevancy. That's what she cares about these reality shows, especially the real housewives franchise. It turns women and men, but mainly women into monsters. I know there's so many of my female listeners and patrons who just fuck in love the shows, but for Christ's sake, it is the downfall of women in the American culture really is. Oh my God. They turn women into monsters these more than a few if turned bed. They don't measure their family's happiness in vacations or -ccomplish, mints or love. They measure it and second and third seasons. Bigger ratings spinoffs. But you know, Therese's sitting in Andy Cohen everybody so excited, you know. Hey, there's a housewife in the house. Oh my God. Con down guys cheese is. There was a writer. I've known for twenty years more guy named Jess Kato. I think Justice a big shot at people magazine. Now, whatever the fuck, and he tend to bar during the other night show, watch what happens. So fucking embarrassing. I saw him posted picture on Instagram his viewpoint of of Theresa inner seed, Andy holding the cards with his legs crossed and asking a very pertinent question. And I think just goal sent out a message to his people on so site to be what the fuck happened to men what the fuck has happened to the mail specie. Pew. Managing your father saying, hey, hey, stop what you're doing. You're gonna wanna come downstairs and see this. Nobody say nothing. Interesting to this shithead host. Really how far removed from our parents who were solid individuals who would never be caught dead. Watching this bullshit. But I know all of you like to talk about how how how ravaged you are with your fandom for the real housewives franchise. And I know I get a lot of shit when I thought in talk down about it. But for God's sakes, guys girls, there's nothing real about any of this. So stop with the fuck and hysteria. Theresa also said, you know since Joe's been in prison. There's no conjugal visits, and she doesn't like to kiss him when she shows up it pays it at like to kiss him. I don't like doing that in front of other people. That's what she told Andy Cohen. I don't like go in there. I've I really don't like it. I don't like the rue. I don't let goal the people around me. I just don't might. And that's not all. Glamour magazine reached out to her as part of this series on how much women spent annually on their glamorous look. Theresa said. This is fucking and say Teresa said she spends more than twenty two thousand dollars annually to make her look as good as she looks. That's a lot of money for a bunch of fucking spray tans and pancake makeup. And I'm sure Andy Cohen is the one paying off that credit card Bill, but still come on. I mean, the network brought Bravo pays for everything. They paid for the big Sweet Sixteen they pay for trips to Europe they pay for rings. They pay for rehabs. Okay. You name it. They pay for it. Brandy Glenville Jesus. She's been my God. And trust me. Dr Majuro has been paying that beauty Bill for Theresa ever since Joe's been in prison, but you don't want. Maybe maybe Theresa lex, not flaunt all the money. You're spending so much after just getting released from a stint in a fucking can how about that. Why don't you use your head? I mean, when you're in the can, you know, she probably use the black sharpie for eyeliner and Kool-Aid powder to dire hair. But Theresa says, she's got a hefty routine. That includes professional has styling both talks blowouts. Both tocks. And I'm sure a little up work from New Jersey stone and brick face. Okay. Her daily skin care routine cost two hundred thirty two dollars daily daily. That's about two hundred thirty one dollars more than mine or yours. You know, illicit sometimes she slums it. She pays eight bucks for intervening cleansing pad or nine dollar Neutrogena makeup wive. She also talks about using a sixty dollar. I cream. And the biggest dent in her checking account as a twelve thousand dollar hair routine that involves Carrington treatments worth funding fifty dollars and coloring treatments that involve a twelve hundred dollar root treatment every two months. This is disgusting. Have you seen her hair? And let me tell you as a parent as a parent, honestly, I feel guilty Feis spend two hundred dollars for myself on anything because you know, the rest of the way it's all about what my kids need, man. How do you rationalize putting that much money to work to keep you looking like an old Pallone book or a member of the lollipop killed? How do you do that? And there's more okay in what should absolutely shocked. Nobody Theresa gets a two hundred dollar facial every month and a six hundred dollar both talks treatment every three to five months. You know what? Sheikh. No, fuck yourself. I need about above my left eye on account of the bells balls, yet told you guys about and I've gotten in in you know, over a year. So you know, why because my kids. Need things. And after that my wife deserves things so I'm third in line. So my fucking left is an opening up as much as it should while AJ. Guess what? Go fuck yourself, you kids need things and your wife needs things. You can't think you saw like that. But she does. You know, why you thinking that Holly is self Theresa? What will the what do you think you fucking Andy Cohen considering all the money? She going to have to fork over to the to immigration attorneys in the coming months. What is she doing? I tell you what I could have her looking better and save her at least twenty thousand each month. And I'll tell you what I'll do how about you stop with the fucking gorilla hair throw out the fake, Tanner. And let's focus on one thing Tate. Let's get that brow lifted. Okay. I don't care. How do it have Bravo? Pay for it. That's not a four hundred that's a to head and you guys all known I'm talking about. And let me tell you some she's gonna be getting closer and closer to this. Dr rich Majuro the guy who I told you about many months ago who was sitting front row with the book Ahah of. Flowers when she performed in her body building contest and don't get me started on that whole thing. And the other thing is what Joe says privately, and this is something that nobody's written. But Joe DJ or good each what how fucked they pronounced what he says privately is very sad. And it's very telling of what this whole reality. TV business can do to a family. And this is the part of the story that I really felt badly about. You know, this is what Joe says privately nobody's written. And you know, he tells us to his close friends, I'm not one of his close friends, but I know on them, and that's this. He no longer wants his kids through peer on the real housewives show at all. And he's trying to put his foot down even though he's not in the house. So they can hear his foot comedown Salona worked for fucking Gindhal who wants his family to listen to him because he's not there. He feels the shell has destroyed his family and his wife's team Therese's team is doing their best to talk him off that position for the sake of putting food on the table. And let me tell him here's to weird developments or troops. If you will number one. Theresa hasn't given him the time of day until she was told about his reason attempt to protect his kids and number two. I don't know why she so concerned he saying that since she's been quoted as saying much of the same shit. Theresa has said she wasn't looking for fame and one day. Some producers came to a salon in New Jersey and put the offer was made. That's a load of bullshit K. That's not the way reality TV produces get shows cast their tipped off. They had information about people. They don't just show up in a hope they call lightning fuck in bottle, and let me just say this while I'm here as an Italian guy. I'm not one to not like the sopranos depiction of Italians or the Godfather's depiction of Tian's or or good fellas or cosc-. I don't whatever any other talion American movie. I'm not one of those people. I'll tell you who said a talion Americans back in the last twenty five years number one was Joey buttafuoco. And also some of the real housewives of New Jersey, and it's not the way to Reese flipped over the table that they years ago because I've been there in tables. Get flipped I seen that sorta shit. It doesn't scare me. I'm not embarrassed by it my father flipped over our kitchen table because my mother bought the wrong butter. You know, break stone butter in the tub, you know, not stick butter break stone in the round tuck yet. Okay. My father told my mother lily do me a favor don't buy the break. Stone butter in the top. Because every time I go to butter on my bread. I gotta see crumbs from whoever the hell used it before me understand. Just don't do it. It's a thing. Don't do. And then one day she did it. One Sunday were know was a Friday hallway. No. 'cause we read in the kitchen. Own. Only Sundays we the dining room Monday through Saturday was the kitchen any hour in the kitchen reading, I think it was Friday tuna fish sandwiches potato hang omelette because we didn't eat meat with such good Catholics. Anyhow where around the table sudden. My father's talking about whatever the fuck about work, and he's talked and he's buttering is Italian bread and in mid sentence. He stops. And me and my sisters. We knew because we saw the break stone tub of butter and re we met we remember that eat it lily do me a favor. Just don't buy it. All k-, Al I won't. But she did. And it was like slow motion. It was like saving private Ryan or platoon when you know, a marine is standing on a land mine, and all you could do is pray and then my father stops buttering his bread. And he looks at that tub of butter and in slow motion, you go Briggs stone and to moves that was fast as a ninja he wound up. He threw his piece of butter talian bread across the house. It hit the dining room wall. And it stuck. The next move. He flipped all the kitchen table flat on its face. And I remember me my two sisters in mother, a Miami, Mary just sat there what the fuck could we do and then my married. My father's eldest sister, mustered up all the strength g had and said Elford control yourself, and he gave it at deniro. Look from Cape fear or angel heart or raging bull. And he said Mary do me a favor. Go upstairs. My little Mary who has all four foot ten inches. She scurried up the fucking steps that align with green carpet. Talia that was the real deal. But it's not that stuff that bothers me about Italian Americans. It's what happens after the fame. That bothers me. Here's the thing. Most talion erica's, no friends or relatives of family members who do crazy shit. We all got those people, but very few of us know, anybody who needs to spend twenty two fuck in thousand dollars a year on a beauty regimen. That's what embarrasses me as an Italian America. Not the table flip Guineas who put twenty two k into an indoor pool or a fucking new Camaro not to make your cheating wife. Look presentable come on. All right while I'm here. Let me tell you about grove this company. I love I got a box last week full of natural cleaning products, just one of beautiful box of stuff. I mean, the most wonderful smell all put a picture on the Facebook page of what that box of stuff from grove looked like wonderful natural cleaning supplies, and I'll tell you. It's that time of year again, it's holiday season, man. 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And your house is insanely gorgeous had to say that Kellyanne ac- poor, Leslie Wyatt. Lisa Janos, Mattie. Valentine is Ryan Wolfe. Chris elise. Melanie, how Patricia Markel when be magazine Melissa spear strip San Tina Tarantino and the one and only Franny smoothly. We tell you some guys while I watch the midterms. I don't wanna talk politics. But this is important. This is fun. This is fun. It's not about my love for Trump, a terrific AJ. Don, only can to help Trump weighing took us the house was that the Senate should it be very listen. I thought, but I'm watching all the turns the other night, I was thinking of certain FOX personalities, especially one. And I got to tell you the incoming reports were not as exciting without her. I'm talking about Kimberly Kilfoyle, the chick coups half Latina, and she wears that big hunk of hair behind her Heggie got a bunch of beautiful what you know. She's dating Donald Trump junior. Okay. But Guilfoil for those of you who have no idea this one spent the number of years tests tasting men at FOX if you will, okay. I got sources they're in spies there. Let me tell you some. She was always very willing participant. If you know what? I mean a bit of a whore. Let's put it that way. And because of that there were really real reasons why she's no longer if Fox News. The main reason is not her reporting not her gathering of facts, not our approach to news. No, it's because she was always fucking co workers, and then proudly displaying dick picks to anybody who'd look. And if you could believe this displaying, dick pics was something that was not as bad as what she really was doing more from the nut, and I'll get to that in a second nine, oh, she's gone from FOX. And she's with Donald Trump junior now, and let's put that aside for a minute. I mean, I could tell you how I really feel about what could really be going on behind the scenes really wild posssibility people. Kimberley gail. Fall has insane possibilities insane ties to the democratic establishment. She's a longtime friend of Nancy Pelosi, and she's still friends with her ex Gavin Newsom and her father was a major democratic political operative known as the guide father. Yeah. Yeah. Kimberley's cut from important cloth. Now, she's gonna marry Donald Trump junior. Ain't no two ways about it. And she can use her ties to help out the president on a far greater scale than you guys can imagine or or their people think, well, maybe she's a spy for the Democrats. And she's in the best spot ever another possibility is could she spy for Robert Muller, if her relationship with scour Mucci, opened her up to that somehow all by the way that I figured tell you she used to fuck Anthony Scaramucci bunch. She did. You need to know more background, and what type of moves she's most likely to make next now. Here's a funny story about Kimberly Gill toll to me by a buddy of mine who knows pretty well, not only uses name because you know, it's going to implicate him cetera. Kimberly Gill fall is kind of a mean person. Let's call the b word. Okay. This is a person I thought on TV. She was she had a very bitchy prosecutorial attitude. It drove a lot of people crazy. And I know people would change the channel when she came on. I remember I'll thought car I can't listen to those and watch those big white teeth talk. This was not making Kelly or you know, Martha McCallum she had a bite to her around two thousand five or so she started making the rounds on the New York City, social charity. The art scene circuit in my buddy, couldn't stop running into and to make matters worse. One night. She dropped her champagne in front of them like a klutz. And then she gave him a look as if it was his fault. Now, he's wearing a beautiful suit. He told me he was wearing a pair of four hundred and fifty dollar beautiful suede shoes. And he said, I couldn't take it. I couldn't let that go. And this is around the time that she was stealing a gun and Eric Valencia away from his longtime girlfriend. I know you don't know these people, but suffice to say she was running around praise and taken guys from girls at cetera et cetera. But the final straw for my friend was when she allegedly got knocked up before she was divorced and she forced this Eric Lindsay into marriage. And my friend said that was it the next time. He saw it was at some film released party. And he. He knew that after showing the entire crowd. What she looked like she was gonna walk a few blocks to a restaurant for the official after party. So what my buddy did was he left early in found the dirtiest homeless person on the street New York City, and he showed this bum. A picture of Kimberly Guilfoil from his phone, and he gave this homeless guy fifty bucks. So that when he saw Kimberly Gill fall, he should run up to her and hug her when everybody was coming out and this homeless guy did it perfectly and Kimberly Guilfoil at hug this filthy guy, this utterly repulsive, smelly bum. And my friend sat down watched from about fifty five feet away. And he was laughing his balls. But let me tell you what was going on with Kimberly. Kilfoyle during Donald Trump's March to the presidency. Now, you know, she was a big part of Fox News back then she was part of shell called the five. And if your member she set next Eric boiling era. He got a lot of trouble is son in the overdosing and shit. The five or a group of journalists or personalities who travel the Trump as he made his Mark around the country. Guess what happened during those trips Kimberly Guilfoil? Kimberly. Hot detroit. Guilfoil started fucking Eric boiling, not just anywhere. Not no tell rooms which is discreet. She started getting on with him loudly in the bathroom of tour bus were people who worked on the five could hear it regularly. And after she was done. Banging Eric warling, she moved onto Anthony Scaramucci. And it was then she started showing dick picks all both Eric Bolling, an Anthony Scaramucci to the people who work on the five, and it got so bad, and so ridiculous that they all said, this is gross. We can't have her around. She set star. All she talks about is these guys dick pics. We've gotta let her go and not long after that. She found true love with Donald Trump June. And the rest is history. But I gotta tell you because of her democratic background. I gotta wonder if in fact, this has been a long play by her to infiltrate the GOP, we shall see. And if that's the case, I certainly hope somebody has tape to back up. The fact that Kimberly Guilfoil was the ultimate party girl. That's it for today gang. I'm AJ Benza. And that was fame is a bit.
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Because that has something to do with our top take and the NFL and just all this NBA LeBron starting to feel his groove a little bit. And so there's a lot of great stuff happening in the world of sports, and we were happy to bring that with you and bring that to this week. Let's get talking tech. Yeah. Because the college basketball season is literally a Br it's like a full that just was born in his now kind of figuring out its footing, but we can already tell some stuff is wrong. You know, I was listening to John Calipari do an interview, and he was saying, you know, I don't want my team to be in February form in no. I want my team to grow over the season and be peaking at the right time in March. Right. And that's like a very John. We again are references Michigan because we follow them closer than anybody else. And that is kind of the typical trademark of a beeline team is that it's maybe kind of figuring finding its way a little bit in the beginning season. But come February. That's when they sort of put it all together in the offense starts clicking. You start to understand. They can get more complex you get on a group of your conference tournament, and you take that right into the NCAA tournament because we do believe that is, of course, still the most important thing in college basketball is that end of the year NC double A tournament. But I have to say that I watched Duke play army. I watched a little bit of that. And I watched the highlights of dukes first game dukes first game. It's blood of Kentucky. And I thought to myself this is bad writing bad for college basketball to Zion. Williamson is in my opinion. The closest thing a lot of people are like that is next Laurent. He's an excellent this, dude. Body wise, physically physically, he's a man among boys. He is any out four other guys on that team who can shoot the lights out Barrett is like a man among boys everybody on that team and Duke, by the way every year gets four or five stars. And are they get five five star athletes that replaced the three that late leave, and that doesn't necessarily mean that they win every year, and they don't, but but they are certainly in the NC double a final four and in the finals and sniffing the national championship. Most years five out of six years four out of seven years either way they're around more than any other school. And I think that's bad for college basketball. And I do have a suggestion for for what I think is affixed to the situation. I think that each college basketball team should be allowed to five stars at the most. And a lot of ask Cosmas teams won't get any five stars. So that's eight tournament champions, Duke. Ninety-one Ninety-two two thousand one two thousand ten two thousand fifteen runner up sixty four seventy eight eighty six ninety ninety four ninety nine final four sixty three sixty four sixty six seventy eight eighty six eighty eight eighty nine ninety ninety one ninety two ninety four ninety nine two thousand one two thousand four two thousand ten two thousand fifteen alleviates. I mean, it's just insane. You know, the number of that's just success on a level. That's and look you gotta give extra chef ski credit tons of credit. He's a guy who has found a way to have a brand of basketball to give his team identities and to even work through this new one and done system which had a radio come for one year. And then they're Kentucky is great attitude. But I would say Duke is even better than Kentucky. At that. Duke also has a really hard to play atmosphere and Cameron indoor stadium that people. Don't wanna play there. The crowd is unbelievable there. Like a sixth man on every team. You know, see you're watching and you're like this is this is almost not fair. I would actually love to see chef ski half to figure out which two five stars is gonna pick out of the six that wanted to watch your system. So my system is each team gets to five stars. If you can if you can if you can't if you can't get five stars. You don't get them up to three or four stars. Okay. That's all you get. That's all you get. So if you're an amazing recruiting program you get to five stars and three or four stars. That's it. That's what's called a recruiting full house. Yes. And then the right every year, and then you gotta look around and find those guys who were ranked by the way, if you get to five stars one year and to the next year, if you can convince them to stay you could be playing with four if they're from different positions, and it forces you to let go and let other that would create more parody because and by the way, people will be like, well, you guys socialists. This is a capitalist. No, the NFL does that to create parody the NFL in. Sense. When you're the worst team, you get an MBA you when you're when you don't make the playoffs you go into the lottery, and you try and get the lottery picks that socialist. So you can get the lower teams to rise up and start to meet the higher to create more parody in the league. Because period league is good. Here's where if you don't have parody in a league. What do you become the Yukon women's basketball and women's college basketball, which yes, the last two years the Yukon women have lost? But they have been undefeated in there in the finals in the final four almost every single year. It's dominance on a level that actually make wins the sport. It certainly ruins the sport for anyone who is outside of it and curious about maybe watching like a great match up. You sit thirty yourself. And you say, I don't know if I'm gonna watch if you cons just gonna tear through the whole tournament, and I fear, and it's a bummer because you have to really love women's college basketball, and you can't play amazing. But the problem is they get all of the five star recruit the best best female basketball players in the country in high school all of them. Go to uconn, and maybe one goes to Louisville one or to go to Notre Dame. And nobody else gets anything, and that's bad for the sport. Because then they're only one or two games watch. And that's kind of where you're going with basketball, Kansas, Duke, North Carolina, Kentucky, talkie and those teams. And maybe I'm trying to even think of another team that could do a while. It was Louisville. Probably, you know, not anymore. I was it feels aga- no Gonzaga doesn't count. You got four teams that are really getting the pick of imagined all for those teams only got two five stars. And then you gotta get creative. Then it's really about how you coach these kids. Right. And it's also about who else who else are you gonna find out there on the recruiting trail forces you to work a little bit harder and figure out who else are you gonna find who might be rated a four star, but we can coach him up or three star. And he's actually a four star forces you to do the work. And I just think that's better for college basketball. What you might find is a better team and Duke, you might be recruiting players that stick around a little bit longer in this damn the coaches in the end would probably like that. You know, I think there's a part of Mike chef sqi that says I wish I had. I wish it was like ninety one ninety ninety one hundred ninety three ninety four when I had unbelievable players, but they all stayed for three or four years. I lament the time I look for. I look back on a time like that. And say that was college basketball who knows you know, you can argue against us. And I would love to hear the other side of this argument. I'm not saying we have the answer. But I do actually believe that what we what we posited. Here is something that could I think create more parody in college basketball. And that's always always a good thing. And I'm up for it. I'm up for many teams having a chance because guess what? In college football. It's kind of happening to who've been in the in the in the national championship game three of the last four years Clemson and Alabama every year now happening in this happened again this year. And if it does is that going to really excite everybody who is in Clemson or Alabama. No, we've already seen it already seen it don't need anymore because of the same day and players own Shalah. 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Welcome back to the show as promised our good, buddy. He love it. Because I love talking to him just about anything. But he is a man who is well versed in sports. And I was just listening to him record a podcast that for him. I think did it drop today or will drop today. It's yes, Adam Corolla, you were talking you had a sports breakthrough. Please describe that. And let's get into it. Well, I'm trying to figure out a way to make the marathon more exciting. Yup. Because we know who's going to win. We know the Kenyans are going to win. And we also know and by the way, it's it's it's boy and girls Kenyon and Barbie. Yeah. All right. That's it. Both Kenyans are gonna win. Right. When you spend in candidates B A, R B I. That's right. Barbie barbie. So Kenyon and Barbie are gonna win the male and the female Korea throw without shoes. Right. Doesn't matter shoes. Optional right. Then there's the inspirational story the person overcame, the uh, ovarian cancer, and she's going to bring up the rear, but we gotta root for her trite. But I said, you know, you know, who finishes the race. I now the the male will do it and to five to us sick insane. Which is insane. And the females that do it in two thousand nine hundred twenty also insane. But guess who finishes in an hour and fifteen minutes the guy who cheats rosy. No, the guy who's on the trike that's been signed by NASA. He's the guy stepped on the bouncing Betty into cre-. But he's got the will of the warrior. Yes. On leg and extra will forty. These guys crossed the finish line as and these things are these things are built built by like space aerodynamic like weaned, like what whatever they use whatever the Germans build the four-man toboggan out of for the that for the Olympics ears that on wheels. Right, right. All right. These guys finished race an hour before the Kenyan guy fails to hand water to the Kennedys, they cranking Miller of their drinking Mickle of ultras there and the Alterra Miller lite Miller lite drink. I feel more. It's Michelob ultra Dave they've gone so fast. They've gone back in time and they're drinking low and brow. Yes. A beer that has been off the Margaret three Primo from nineteen seventy ham. So be refreshing. I said on my podcast. From sky. Not so racist at all not at all. So I am thinking about on my podcast. And I thought, you know, the technology's gotten out of hand, I get it. You wanna challenge you should be able to compete, but because of the crazy technology of these super wind tunnel. Tested dry. You're finishing an hour in front of the a little bit of a hate crime. This is basically why relying on technology. Sure to whoop whoop. The canyon. It's like the new driver for everybody. Who's playing golf today? Right. It's not fair. Yeah. So you don't have to go Bagger Vance. But I'm thinking would would would not you don't even like a wicker one from the turn of the century. But I thought what about just a standard issue Vietnam era? Born on the fourth of July wheelchair like whatever they had one flew over the Cooper's like you get the basic hospital issue. Collapsible wheelchair vinyl CDs. Vinyls put a blanket on your lap. You may foot like the foot things go down. Right. You do the best. You can do in that. We'll you got chutzpah you got arms, and I remember you got a whole hour here. But go ahead use synthetic lithium. Grease on the bearings like rebuild and can do that. Yes. It's the same frame. But it's gotta be a standard issue. This Rame your wheelchair. And you drew a connection to one of my favorite. What we would argue is probably the best sports movie ever breaking away breakaways greatest sports movie ever get the frame, and then you do to the bike. What you need to do. Whatever you gotta do get out that truing ranch and true up those spokes, whatever you gotta do then. For the wheelchair. Magin this at the end of now, you're twenty six miles in you guys. Turn the corner. You're coming down main street, and the Kenyans and the guy in the wheelchair are side side by side. And what all the great motor sports. Do. You know what I mean, they'll add way they'll do restrictor plates. They'll add the shrink the intake. They want parody. That's right. That's right. Have no parody. And while we're here. Why don't we put some sandbags in the shorts of the Kenyans there? And let the blonde chick get up front for a little while with that. You're looking for an all racing. It's parody. I I literally looked you bring up something that is actually we know the canons are gonna win just like Golden State is going to win the NBA finals. So what are we even doing? Like, why are we why do you even go to an KC game because something to do at night? It's not because you think they're going to win because they're not gonna win like, Houston, we AB. But I doubt it. Well, again doubt Emma fan of motor sports. I was looking at one of my old Nissan race. Cars from the early nineties had old timer like built the car. And he was there. And I was looking at the back of the car, and there's weird little plate thing in the back. And I said oh that where they put the battery or something he said, no, that's where they added lead. Wait like in the automotive world. Like, if you're driving turbo car, they'll add weight to the car and the work it out. So that everyone is the same speed. And and now it's basically all skill right? That's how you can maneuver how you can basic, right? So I'm saying Steph curry, here's a ten pound beanbag or putting your shore show on sale you do or that make you not see as well. Yeah. You are you with us Steph curry, we'll put it in the back of the show. Okay. A good mood. You're carrying timber in your car. We're just going to pound your hands with hammers before you go out there. And then we'll see what happens whatever it didn't better shot from half court parody. That's that's what I'm saying. Because parody in sports makes its y ou. It's why it makes it great. How about you can run we run an average height is. Well, now, I know it's not all about hype. But once in a while guys get a couple of seven foot forwards in there and dominate you know, let's say you cannot be more than fifty five feet, right? Him by total. That's your team high. Do it. If you're up over at fifty-six, you gotta take that guy out around in another God web. Right. Yeah. I would see I that to me would be more. Exciting more interesting because we already know what's going to happen. Yeah. That's the that's making sixty five feet because everyone would average five foot according to twenty five oh got out on the floor. Oh, yeah. You gotta average thirty five thirty thirty five. Is everybody's seven feet of thirty. So high thirty to thirty to thirty two feet line him up three game. It's what you get. Yep. Head thirty feet. Then it's like a puzzle then kit out there with a big template. Like they do in NASCAR to see if you make it in the thirty two feet. It's like a way away in for the way in for boxing, like a measure up. That's right measure up a measure of gay do do that in boxing. When you think about it? They do force you to come in even that is their thing. Even when guys wanna go up away class or down away class. They have to like lose weight. Yeah. They'll do a catch way. We could do a catch Lang from. Yeah. Goals. That's what it is. You know, what I wanna do? I wanna get. I wanna I wanna do an m a fight or boxing match. And I want to get the prosthetic penis that Marky, Mark war and boogie nights. I want to do a thing where I weigh in. And it's so close I knew it does have to like literally take my Hanes off and get back on the scale have a couple of my seconds, holding the Kati beach town of me, and then one just first second like sneezes or drops his keys. Just tips a little dog. And then it gets right back. I never say anything, and I just play it off and with never discussed, but the world knows. There was a moment. I was watching the Robin Williams documentary. Have you seen that age? Arrival enzyme. There's a moment where bobcat goldthwait is had him in his movie. What was the movie I forgot what it was? But like he gets naked down best at its naked and swims in a pool in for a second. You see that? He's like. Scott. And like and goldthwait is like, I don't know why you have any like confidence issues at Albro. Yeah. That's what he said as and then that, of course, that wasn't even enough for the guy, but it'd be cool and that just kind of gets out there just a little sound the world and point put the press on. And that's it you're tired or you see Liam Niessen walking by gives you one of the. Like, I said, he's never gigantic. What I hear really? That's what I got a special set of skill. Does addition to a giant. I love the movie the gray. No, the wolf hunting wolf wolf hunting. It's great. He's at some far outposts in Alaska is working for Chevron his job. He's he's beleaguered Haggar and a wolf is stolen his daughter. My. Suicide and sixty one year old Liam Neeson has no grain as air jet black hair. And it's like the movies called the grey guy works in oil refinery. No, it should have something around the samples. That's a rough life. You. Why jet black? Why do you look like John Travolta starring in this, right? No one out there is getting away unscathed. Like, no one is happy. If you're going into town to get laid then get out the just for man and brush it in. But you're you're shooting wolves with what you let her neck. Why not let a little grey creeper? Have you been to Alaska have you there? Okay. So we went up there and did shows this is I mean years ago to be twenty years ago, we were there in may. So it was light for a long time. You're kind of there at the season where it is light for you walk out at two in the morning, and it looks like three in the afternoon. Yeah. And were there, and we're like how do ugly people get laid up here. Like you. You don't have the cover of darkness to just get out Pacino movie. Yeah. You don't have the shadows. Word. Ryan you on their side. Like, you can't cheat a little something. I my I've never been Alaska. But my basically my plan if I ever go to Lasca is just get a yellow win. Breaker and just take some black electricity tape and just put ATF on the back then and I walk into every single barn. Go federal marshal. I have a warrant and I watch everyone dived through the window player out drink for your sit down and get get free these Michelob ultra or is gonna who's going to check you who's gonna check just yell federal marshal. I don't have to get any further than that. I might yell like I might go. I gotta warn for. But everyone's glared out. I don't even think you need to flip out the wallet and show now. Marshall, now's the tender Jove out the window too. So I have to walk behind the bar and do my serve scenario. Right. But that's my plan for drinking for free and Alaska you can handle that. All right question. Were you did you watch the World Series, you a dodgers fan or no I'm a dodgers fan by virtue of the fact that grew up in Angeles. But I'm I'm not a nutty Dodger's fan because I was looked at. So you were the teams all and basketball sort of the mayonnaise rights, but you, but you Fernando-mania through like, Steve Garvey and Bill. Russell and David loves those were your teams. All right. Well, yeah. When I was a kid in, you know, no one can ever do this anymore. But like Yeager was behind the play Ron say was at third and Roz unsafe five foot three am. I wrong thing is five three smaller than cruise it. Call them the penguin. Yeah. They had Davey Lopes played second base. And. And Garvey played. I know does an RV was written in as a candidate for the all star game in I want to say seventy four or seventy six and made it in written in as a write in candidate. It's probably the last time anybody has ever been written into something and made it as a candidate for nobody in that whole starting infield was overlook the average height was like five foot, seven and a half. Like if we did the NBA template on them. We'd have so much. We could add another guy. Yeah. With a six guy who who's your second shortstop factly. Yeah. I think I think Bill Russell was. And who I do. Who does he Baker, and Royce Jerry, Royce Jerry Royston chair or who who am I thinking of there was a Utica? Rick Monday wreck Monday was too. But those teams in Lasorda, of course, Lasorda was a great man, it was sort of. But Lasorda was one of those guys who seem like an old guy for a long time. Like, right when he bust on the scene. He was know those guys who like just seem like Ben geserum. Remember that actor old forever old old like best part of roadhouse? Yeah. Bengazi era. Yeah. And I absolutely the best partner a period. I just watched it in full the other Healy, he can I say this. Yeah. Playing guitar on his lap. Yeah. And then the thing I one thing you get from Ben Kozara or geserum, not sure I think it's because I grew up poor but watching eighties movies and watching people eat breakfast in their estate. Yeah. You know what I mean? And there's like a Scarface version of this. And and there's a there's also a specialist with Sylvester Stallone when rich guys would eat breakfast. They'd be like out in the verandah. The help would be pouring them. Freshly presley. Breakfast eggs is champagne and mimosa. Everything at some point. It light a cigar. This was a Tuesday, by the way, they're telling the reason I asked you here because you remind me a lot of me when I was younger. I offer you some fresh press. Jews say, no, you're all fun. I'm rich. I'm now rich high fucking eat a freezer. Burn a go standing up in my kitchen while my kids yell. You're not the boss. That's what happened to rich guy breakfast. You. I saw you need the land acreage need to exit out by the pool. Right. And I'm going to bring some people bringing multiple people are rolling carts and bringing things out, and there's Crisan and everything. And again, this is not a special holiday. No this is regular day. It just if you were to just look at all of those moments in the ramp up to it. The only thing that sucks about being a bad guy in all those movies is that you. Get caught or you get shot. But but the rest of your life, honest to the art is awesome. I've asked somebody to join me I'm sitting someone to have someone to see like how hard is it. Now, just to make plans with a friend even for dinner. Like. I have courtside Laker tickets. And then we'll go to grab a steak at Ruth Chris before and persons like guy had again, I'll be out of town this rack, my rich guy. My rich white guy breakfast is like arguing with my wife. Like, why'd you get the microwave bacon. Why didn't you get the good stuff that good stuff frozen? Okay. Now, the kids are leaving and twenty minutes the microwave stuff so week. We'll just eat it. This is not me sitting poolside with the help. And also what about the one guy in the back? He's in the back. He's out of focus. She's doing the topiary the trimmers out working on my nationals that are eighteen threes tall from Texas privet back there. And it's got my initials positive around working. I'm eating fresh press. Tangerines you. On the clock to I got an outfit. That's not even dressed. That's just but it's not pajamas poolside breakfast out a transitional outfit that your way between my one of my initials on it. I'm lining up doing I'm turning the cigar some lighting it just turning it. I'm asking I asked someone to join me. We're talking business to some point someone brings out a phone. On a tray on unlike a lot of trays lot of trait. Lot of silver trays like like, not just salt but pepper also avail one of my lieutenants comes out with something like this better be important. Or you just you just hold up a hand. And that means no right back again. Right now, I'm discussing some of the with the person I invited to this luxurious Raggio. Breakfast. It's like the four seasons. Hotels buffet breakfast at your house. Yes. All rich guy eighties and nineties movies, the bad. He you'd be the heavy it'd be the bad guy. But what a life what a life eating four or are shot by the Townsville Paul or a giant bear that he killed at Saul all's on top of him. He is enjoying that in season his love and Scott gotten croissant. He's got his help quietly. Bring it all to him. He really has plays organizing and running nicely. You don't think he ever has a moment where he's like, I gotta let this person. No one ever says like, well, it's your sixtieth birthday, you deserve the best of all breakfast is no middle the week middle j what he does you're rich. This is how the rich people eat breakfast. And all of his work is like every person's wearing firm is doing a great job. Not even they're not even letting I would imagine that Tommy Lasorda in direct contrast to that had every or maybe still has every. Meal at an Italian restaurant or meal every meal he doesn't have a tiny restaurant. He eats on the toilet while he's shooting. Yes. Like, it's just one price like a Lasorda moment. But but in those seventies like a early eighties against the Yankees. You're like Lasorda's toughened like he may know someone who could have Reggie Jackson killed beat up before game. Five deadly take a shot at his kneecaps. I got one guy who knows the guy. You know, what I mean, let's sort of feel like he was back. I always liked Lasorda's joke, which he'd always go people say to me, why am I starting Mike Piazza is it because my Italian, and I tell no it's because I'm Italian. Joke. And I'm sure that everybody he tried it out the table. Thanks, guys. Go to the Lasorda banquet. He starts at. It's every time. He's got four jobs. So wait will you Rams fan or well? Yeah. Okay. So ram's Vince Ferragamo, and jeez, the Rosie Greer young bloods, right? Joel Jack Youngblood rather, Jack, Jack, and you couldn't even put J dot before. Young blood now to put the still say on bio, two young bloods, couple young bloods. As teen. Hacksaw Reynolds, which is great. He shook hacks arrest of her half. Yeah. Nolan Cromwell Nolan chrome os a great gave his Merlin Olsen. Do you have you embrace the Rams back into your LA life or no? I mean, they're ridiculously good. Yeah. No. I, you know, I never the Rams were always the team I loved football. So I love the Rams. Then they laughed. I went to Saint Louis as you guys know for many years. Yeah. People made fun of me for still rooting for the Rams, but I would explain there's no other team that has replaced them and the up and also this is what I say about phantom. And you tell me if you agree if you don't get pissed when your team loses. If you get mad when your team loses your fan, if you don't then you don't care about them anymore. So if the Rams in Saint Louis lost a close like we lost the football kernels to Zona. And when they started losing. We didn't care where it's your problem. Now, they sucked for us. Yeah. Take him. But Rams if they would lose a game, and they were elsewhere. And it made you mad. You got upset about it. Then you're still a fan. There's well, you know, cousins sow would make fun of me the world's biggest Dallas Cowboys fan who grew up on Long Island third jersey Cowboys fan. I I'd be like you got some balls kid. How dare you a dare you grew up around the head. The jets you could've had the giants. Then you want with the Cowboys because they were winning when you're a nine and other Maradi in you went with another team in your division. So it'd be like if here you were like, you know, when I'm actually become the giants are now yours. We're on my verandah overlooking. My stately manor downs and salads. They're making fun of me for liking the Rams even saying Lewis, you do that quick move rice slid the chair back slit out made a lot of noise, and I took my linen napkin, dad my face as at this breakfast is over through it on and you. Of the plate. Throw it on top of the plate walkouts over the food. Like when the napkins on the food. Yeah. I wanna leave a meal in anger lead early and in anger because that's another thing that you're like this is over over. I want to do it. I want to do it you call when it's done. He doesn't call. That's your call. I slide it out. I love that you go upstairs in your house and leave a person who. Explain that one of my guys are going to show him to Rome out. It's going to show him too. Sevi- we'll show you a seven we'll show you that door some huge guy with no neck you those yet. Well, I so have you been to a game recently? Or no have you been I want last year actually to the Philly game. It was a great game really back and forth. And then what's name was in Wentz was got injured known in the end zone. Going into the end zone. I was like standing in the end zone, you know, funds zone, or whatever it is. And he was injured. And I was like, oh, so this back and forth. Game whence is playing lights out all year. And now he's injured and we're back and forth. I'm Rams player. And there's a quarter laugh we're gonna win this game. And we lost that game all comes in and wins the game. And so the whole time fairly was going through the play offs and toward the Super Bowl earns like, wow, they don't cut their quarterback. I was like well, I was there when they didn't have their quarterback. They still have. A quarterback. Did they just find without their quarterback? I think it's you know, what I think, and you tell me if I'm wrong, I think there's a different fan that is going to the games these days. I think fans are now like pouring beer on players this happening. Just like when players come like tyreek hill came up to like a fan from an opposing the port is beer on him. I think tyreek hill should be able to take that fan and for thirty seconds. We all turn it. We all just take him down and just beat the shit on for. And then we break it up. Right. Like for thirty seconds. If you want you can take your helmet off and bashes knows in. You can do what you need to do. I feel the same way. If you're an aquarium, and there's like a shark swimming by and you're banging on glass. Put you in thirty seconds. You've got thirty to deal with that giant grouper or don't bang on the fucking glass. There's a sign that says no banging on the collapse of people feel like I paid to go to Long Beach aquarium. I can fuck with these star same guy yells out at your comedy show. It's like, no, I don't need you. I don't need the hell you didn't. I the person that dumps the stadium beer. I got a major problem when you to use that's eighteen dollars because. Yes. Fucking wait in line for forty five minutes, and it was eighteen dollars one beer and KOMO in. They'll cut you off in the third quarter. Like, whoa, already had one. That's gold, man. When I throw a party, and there's that point there's an IP at someone took one sip out of it. And the bottles is sitting on the countertop. I wanted to see what we're fucking. I wanna poll prince off it run, some DNA find the mother fucker and give them a caning. It's like diving beer on players now as full like, your wife's breast milk that she pumped. Yes. And you're like I'll I'll take. Oh, I left it out. Sorry. It's bad. Now that I set an hour working on. No, not do that. All right. Should we take a break? We come back with Adam Karol. This is this is from the cheap seats added grows. Our guest stay with him. Ran you just went to the dentist last week. I just wanted to dance last week and my dentist trip. My cleaning was the shortest it's ever been. Now, explain why it's because of my quip it has to be. That's the only thing that I've sort of changed over the course of the last few visits is my quip used quip electric toothbrushes my favorite thing. It's probably one of my favorite new items that I own in my house. It's a sleekly designed small this is important electric toothbrush. 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And West Point it does you do need that to go for. Maybe you do. I don't know. The air force academy is the falcons do believe in the force. The army's military academy issued apologies sunny for an apparent prank in which the live air force mascot. Falcon was -ducted. An injured ahead of the weekends army air force game. So I guess maybe the army. Well, that was okay. So that was thing for a long time. It was steal the other teams mask, right? And if it's a goat, no problem. But if it's on with the bird, and you throw a beach towel on it. You can screw up their tainting and wing, and then also, but you're trying to. Detection, but you carrying a giant crate with the beach towel, and it would. You're in the army beach tau struggling. Squawking? Yeah. I guess I could swing it around my neck like other people where beach down when they go to the beach hall remind indicate. Yeah. So that the army had to issue an apology to the air force to me just feels like what are you guys doing like, we don't wanna have to? It's kind of like win a domestic dispute, you gotta call the cops because you can't handle it in your family. Suddenly you've got to get an outside bread brothers and sister finding nine one one involve ride this too much too far said it's an extremely good sign that she's flying. You never want to hear that phrase after capturing someone's found, right? It's an extremely good sign that they're so. So this notion like touching go because her wing which broke, and we thought we might have to put her down like if I'm an advocate for the falcon. I'm like. Oh, walk. Yeah. Or do southwest. To put it now. Chauhan's how many people in this room can fly zero. None sure we'd be put down. All then we've answered my question that cadet also we we have this falcon in captivity already. It's not going to be in danger of going hungry because it can't fly right? We it's gonna survive because we can may Adams, right? The cadets through sweaters over the birds later stuff them into dog crates. Seaman them for a couple of hours when they realized it was a bad mistake. Whoops. Yeah. When also crashing around the crate, they said this is not a good like American Indian. But I I think it's bad luck. Oh, Dr birds of prey totally. I feel bad juju Ken. Can I live in laurel canyon? I see we have red tail hawks all the time. Like, I'm like that one could sweep down and take my daughter destig- beauty phenomenal birds and they couple of landed in trees in our yard. And I just I'm amazed at how awesome. All right. I wanna tell you about this story because we're hockey fans and a apparently some Ottawa Senators you see this got into an Uber up in Canada. Now, they had to they had issued apology to because they got into an Uber, and the Uber driver he was like, we're how do I know you guys looking only in Canada with an Uber driver recognized hockey players, right? Because that's like, you know, hockey on like their sportscenter is like the first twenty minutes, even in the summer. So they had to issue of how they so he started recording them as they said, we're we're hockey plays to play for the centers. They mocked their assistant coach Martin Raymond who had. This was then posted online, which then got picked up and vibrant. So like, I don't even listen at this guy's gaming's. Why do we even have meetings? We have the worst penalty killing thing in the league. We are the worst like they start listing. How they're just like we don't change any. Anything ever ever? Why would he why would we even have a meeting in the first place is what they win hockey players Uber because they're drunk, right? Yeah. That's a smart decision. Don't get behind the wheel of a car. You're not ready to Uber. Who film them? The who drive. Well, I gotta say that's Uber. Fiduciary line cross. Right. He's filming and driving there to usher around drunk people. And if you're going to film them going off while lady few sex is really bad, and I'm just not a tribe, you're physically and then you're throw that shit online. It's like the new version of taxicab confessions, but all that was set up. I was real like they had to know they were getting into one of that. That's like their version of the cash. These guys are in some deep shit because the owner actually recently said that he was gonna move the team of ticket sales didn't improve. So they had a lot on their plate here. They don't need to be. I think over driver needs to get in a dog crate and have some sweaters thrown over every because you can't film drunk and people and then throw it up on the internet. We we were in. Buffalo, which is definitely a hockey city. Definitely. So we were in buffalo a couple of years ago doing the helium club. And they told us that Uber couldn't survive for while in buffalo began it didn't make it because people were joy driving drunk. We're like, I guess everyone swerving at the same time, and it works grabbing was driving drunk. We're like, wait a minute. You saying that Uber was basically killed by a drunk driver that figurative drunk driver of open. Then it came back after a while. But like, maybe this is one of those things that makes candidate go like we can't have. Well, the other thing about about being in buffalo is there was they bar. Stay open till four there. People get really drunk there in the summertime really drunk. I think they're just happy that they can be outdoors and riot. Right. So we saw a drunk. I walking down the second. I says like on a week day. Right. Oh, yes. Like day night. If it's Tuesday or Thursday, you got a big breakfast at home and somebody goes up k everyone it's almost three AM. It's time to go home, and you go what? It's our go your party pooper fucking up the test patterns only been on the TV for three hours. What's going on here? The farm report starting at forty five minutes. This is insane. Waking going going to school and throw four hours away killing it out. This is an outrage I hear that they're four four. So you are. So here's the deal. So we see a guy a shirtless guy stumbling around drunk looking for a fight, right? Then we turn the corner we see another guy stumbling around looking for a fight. And we're like how do we figure out a way to get these two to go got to come up with some sort of fight Tinder two guys looking for this guy guy girlfriend Brigham this guy got boss lost his job a jet. You swipe swipe and you get ready. Maybe Texas guy you up eighty. Yeah. You get in there. And then let them fight tendered. Let them fight each a rumble or whenever you might gray. I agree. Then you film. It you start your own YouTube channel, you do that that super entrepreneur started bum fight. Yes. That guy or like every video of what's the guy's name who die mostly lies punching guys eyeball out in a boat yard, right, right? You know, those by the way, I don't know what's happened to the Bumfights guy. But he's dropped the ball. I mean, we're in LA we could have full on Viking war fine. Like wind just be one on one by. Yeah. Like just we'll have it down on Hoover now. Varotto? Yeah. You pick your toughest twenty two homeless guys. I got up and twenty homeless guys just like a league just go at it of gentlemen. How great would it be to be a bum fight rotisserie league? You're like guys been you know, I've got him. He's been Grady this year. He's getting a lot of points for me. He's really showing up a lot right? A lot of touches. My guys got typhus. So he's not quite on his game. He can still fight. It's a little too stumbling can still kick not afraid to go down on the gun. All right. It's been last. This is crazy. And I don't know if you saw this. But a former pro boxer died during a croissant. Eating contest. Did you see that tired Argentinian professional boxer died in front of the hor- fried crowd? So he fought Michael Michael Moore, Michael Moore, Roger or Michael Moore providence picture he just looks like someone's Argentinian grandfather who put on boxing gloves for the photo and his kitchen. He does not look. Like a guy that would fight Michael Moore. What he did in nineteen thousand nine hundred fifty six years old. It's one of those times we look at a guy like this. Okay. And you hear the year nineteen ninety that he fought. And he's like an old, man. You looking at me. Yeah. The well. He's not that all the Michael Moore or beat Holyfield and then quickly lost George Foreman. Yes. Cheeseburger there are. Teddy. Atlas in the corner with more that was a fiber. It's like you're losing get you're losing it. And you're gonna regret it. And I'd be lying you use your line yourself your line yourself, and I'd be a liar to but does the greatest and I just thought I wouldn't bring teddy. Atlas my house yell at my wife and yet it's like. Please. Dad in the bath. You'll. Every single round teddy. Michael Moore or comes back at the end like that eighth and teddy. Atlas is sitting on the stool his goes you want me to do your job. Do your job. I'll do it because you're in. You're gonna be crying kid, you're gonna be crying. And it was like the greatest it's in that moment. Michael Moore was like someone stuff occur sunt down my throat, and let me die sky. Does this guy died on croissant? Number three coaches number three number three, which is a little. I really you kind of wish it was like croissant. Number fifty six. I'm gonna down offer that to my guests to have my poolside. Hypothet- can have. Croissants, you can have as many times you have in twelve minutes. Oh, my God, joy them. I mean that tells you how many when's the last time you ate a croissant. I can't even remember that had the best. Never. It's basically the breakfast, fish and chips, I fish and chips. I never officiant. There's nothing fish and chips. He's a fucking publicists. Because every time I bring up fishing shifts ever goes, I love it. The last time you had chips nine hundred nine. What else? Do you love that? You're never stayed on like and people have the misconception that like I don't know where to get. I can't get anywhere everywhere. It's everywhere. He good any and even at nice like seafood restaurants like they have it. That's where you should be ordering. We should how many years a hypothetical. How many how many Crisan material wise by just mashed him up to make like one whole wheat bangel just in follow your probably like six or six. Yeah. Yeah. Me too sick. So you end this there buttery goodness. And it's what I look I would say he died doing something that he will. You know, there's video that pretty watch video. Yeah, they're trying to dislodge from his it is at some point. You got to say, look, I was a one sport guy. I can't. I can't. Yeah. You see these people like Tonya Harding will celebrity box. And you're like he did one thing. Why you gotta get on. You know, it'd be like if we tried to do something else using the greatest celebrity boxing ever is Joey, but a buttafuoco any fought China, and he's literally not only beating the crap out of a woman. Right. But he's like throwing her out of the ring and Austin your in box. And it's so weird yet. It's like not only punching a woman, but he's dirty boxing with her to any credibility like that. Anyone was like, well, you know, I feel some people felt bad for him. Like he kinda got swept into this thing a little bit. Like, no mood lost it. That was his goal to eliminate any sympathy that you wanted to have Joey buttafuoco. Yeah. If you were rooting for Joey buttafuoco level whatsoever. You are now cannot anymore. You did to the late. Great right on shoes. Makes you think he's goes wife. No, China Shino the wrestler. She's out she's gone. She tapped out, and that's actually who are dedicating this episode to China C H Y genyk, you're dedicating this episode of sewing, you didn't know was dead seconds ago. We just we send people all the time. Even people we love may he rest in peace. Even you know, how hard it is to get a good night's sleep at night sleep. Just have a peaceful night have a piece of peaceful rest. My thing is they say you can sleep when you're dead. I'm not taking any chances. No, I do happen now. Don't rice or dessert for there you go. That's how we do it. Adam corolla? Thank you so much for joining us. Always a pleasure and come back on the other side of the break. Christoph waltz left a voicemail about the potential of Katie coming to the Knicks. He's such a huge Knicks fan. He's a huge Kristaps Porzingis fan. We don't we can't explain it. 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