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What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Oneself is a song. All of it in his mouth. I'd love to try. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother, Joe pizano and Eric, slammed in Hamilton. I tell you one thing right now. I have something negative to say about every single part of SmackDown and raw. I feel like every part had something that pissed me off enough to write notes this week. Notes. What? Notes. Oh no. What? It was so stupid, every ending was bad, every storyline was shit. I don't even know what they're trying to do anymore. Right. That being said, thank you to the fans who came out to see us at comic palooza. Absolutely. If you're listening to this. One of our cards. It was a blast. I think we had the biggest crowd of any podcast. Yeah, 'cause we sat by the podcast where our table was and we had a really big crowd. It was a lot of fun. We did. We made some new fans, new fans. Welcome. Yes. And it's Josh slid in your DMs, then we apologize. Yeah, very much so. Sorry, you know, Charlotte or Allen. I know he's a big player. I mean, Josh likes big people. He does end gals, but yeah, so comic clues was great. We are two weeks away, less than two weeks away from the biggest sandwich of the summer. That's fucking right. Eric, would you like to tell us? Because I heard that this one's gonna be a little different. We already talked about it. You teased it. Oh, you already said. Yeah. On the show? Yes. That it was gonna be a cheesesteak? Yeah. I guess I wasn't listening. You weren't. Typical producer. You just heard sandwich and you went away. Your favorite place. I just heard sandwich and I just got very excited. You're happy place. Exactly. So looking forward to that, seeing what Erik could do with a cheesesteak. Are you looking up recipes online? No. Or it's your own thing. Just me. Saturday night. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. But yeah, WWE is not doing a good job of building to oh God, some are slammed or not in the slightest. The SummerSlam, which is gonna be way better than SummerSlam. As it usually is, sure. This might have been the worst raw of the year. It was so painfully bad. Yeah. Including the open, which we'll talk about later, I was very confused about that. But before we get to SmackDown and raw, we have to thank a couple of new patrons. So thank you to David Parker and Jerry dangle. Oh, like lieutenant dangle. Let it dangle. Tangle in his dangle. No. So go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling $5 a month gets you everything. We have weekly AW recaps and all the, you know, that's where you're gonna see the SummerSlam recap. Right. Maybe we'll eat some of the sandwich on the show. Like there'll be any left to come 10 o'clock. Right, right, right. We also have a bunch of brackets for you guys. It's a lot of fun. If you haven't checked those out, there's the three of us scream at each other the entire episode. Yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of hate. So it's fun for screaming. It's fun for you, the fans. Bring the hate and a lot of misery for us. Yeah. And we also have to do a bonus one this month, and we haven't done like a classic recap in a while. Correct. A bunch of watching something. So I think we should figure out something to watch. Someone suggested Royal Rumble 92. Royal Rumble 92. I love a good one. Was that the flare one? Yes. Oh, that was the flare one, yeah. I mean, you can't ask me twice, right? You don't have to ask me twice to watch a rumble. Yeah, I sure love it. I don't think I've ever watched that one all the way through because it was before I was watching wrestling. I've interested in doing that. We could do that. It was also thinking maybe SummerSlam 2002 because that was Shawn Michaels first match back. Yeah. That could be a good one. And it would be on par with SummerSlam. Yeah. Yeah. The 92 rumble arguably is maybe the most star studded when you think of like Mount Rushmore and especially during those days. I mean, everybody was in that match. Everybody. There was that 2017 rumble in San Antonio that was pretty stacked. But then it ended up being such a terrible rumble, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Randy Orton -10,000, right? At the last second. This is Jericho's year. Randy Orton for a third time. Yep. For no reason. Roman Reigns at number 30. Oh my God, that's right. Oh my God, after he lost. After he lost. Earlier in the evening. That was a good pay per view until the Royal Rumble, oddly enough, you know? Yeah, no. We want to Cena and styles. Yeah. We had Kevin Owens versus Roman Reigns with Jericho in the shark cage. That was great. That match was so good. Yeah. A lot of good matches. Until the rumble started. And then you had Goldberg come out and then it was terrible. This is a good we might have to do this one because, I mean, again, you've got bulldog dibiase flair, Shawn Michaels, macho man, Hogan, piper, Jake, the snake, Jim duggan, Jimmy snuka. It's a great lineup. Hulk Hogan. So justice, a whole Hogan heel turn at the end of the pay per view. Right at the end. He helps Ric Flair kind of champion. Have you watched, I would say it'd be cool to do like a blind watch of it, like a live reaction thing, but have you, we know who wins, first of all. But it might be a different idea. Sure. I don't really listen to it though. Yes, you should never listen to the podcast, but we'll see. Started now. We even had a pre show match with the Brooklyn brawler. Oh, wow, of course he lost. But does that even? That was just probably a dark match, right? Yeah, I'm sure it says D so it's not even set up a P it used to be D for dark. No one sees it. Unless you're there. All right, well let's start reviewing that pay per view. Sure, sure. It's going to be on Patreon. But yeah, so smacked out opens with Michael Cole. Shut up, Michael. Yeah. Bailey, where are you? Where are you? Why couldn't she at least be uncommon? Commentary. She'd be amazing. Like her and pat? Ragging on Michael constantly. Oh my God. It would have been beautiful. Talk about a dream. Punk do it when he was injured. Right. So Cole introduces pat McAfee, who he says just signed a multiyear contract extension to remain on commentary for SmackDown, which I'm kind of surprised. I figured he'd be like, yeah, I'll do this for a couple years that I'm done. Yeah, but he's a workaholic. I guess he also worked in there getting a couple matches, you know? Well, that's a separate deal. He gets two different contracts for that. But he works once a week and probably makes a ton of money doing something he loves. Sure. Sure. Yeah, I mean, but after a while, I mean, you've watched SmackDown. Yeah, I know. I know. So imagine the apologizes to the fans who had to listen to Corey graves and bum ass Corbin last week. Yeah. He says he and Corbin would roommates when they were rookies in the NFL and back then, Corbin was humble, but as soon as he stepped into the WWE, he became a douche bag. Okay? So then Corbin appears backstage on the big screen and he says he can't come to the ring because he got monkeypox from being near the WWE Universe last week. So he holds up his arm and he's like, look, I got monkeypox and they're like, no, that's aids, actually. Yeah. What were you going to say? It's like they're really leaning into. Let's name drop diseases. Like last week, it's COVID this week, it's monkey pox. What is happening? I was like comedy is Corbyn going to take Dean Ambrose's
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Have to make a few more posts buying houses. There's a lot of houses. A lot of houses. One of them looks hold on. Let me pull up the picture for you real quick. I was showing this to Eric earlier. No, I fucking deleted it. One of them looks like he should be Sean Michaels, son. Absolutely. Not Rocky Johnson. What are your deleted folder? I already deleted it all, but I'll show you later. He's bald and he looks just like ball chains. Like courage on Michaels? Yeah, yes. Yeah, I guess a lot of them would be the Rox age in the rocks. You know, most humans. Next season. Next season of young rock is going to be fucking crazy. Hey, dad, what are you doing? Gotta call you back. Yeah. Yeah, we see like Rocky Johnson like hanging up the phone throughout the whole episode. Yeah. What's that about? Salesman. Son, it's cold up here. You have to get with someone else to be warm. Trying to help people stay warm. And then also if you notice while watching raw this week, Ric Flair and his whoo. Who have been added back to WWE's signature open of every of the show. Like, why? What's that all about? Right. 'cause I only did the whole thing come out about the plain incident. Right. And other stuff. But then he was like, pissed off at them. So like, I wonder why it's back. It's interesting. Yeah, I don't know. People forgot about Triple H's first order of business, bring back Ric Flair. I think it's because Dark Side of the Ring might not be coming back because apparently WWE agreed to do shows for vice to stop the stop Dark Side of the Ring, basically. Yeah. So Dark Side of the Ring might be done because of fucking WWE. I would not agree to that if I were advice. But can't you just say like, okay, you're not gonna do anything else about former or current WWE wrestlers. But again, that's still them controlling the show. That's not good. Yeah, I guess. So flair responded on Twitter saying the most hurtful moment in my entire career was losing my spot. Thank you so much for giving me back my dignity and my life. All right, well, both of those will soon be gone. Imagine she probably digging me first. I think he lost his dignity a long time. Yeah, well, they announced he was opponent for his last match is going to be. No, but it's apparently going to be Jay lethal. It's probably been announced by now, but it's going to be Jay lethal. So does he lose or win his last match? Who cares? Yes. Probably wins. Probably wins. You don't go out on your back anymore. I'm gonna guess low blow. Low blow. Probably hits a frog splash. Right. It'll be like the movie the wrestler. He hits the splash and then dies. Did he just rolls over? Yeah. Good God. Any other news? No. Rumor time. Rumors. Kevin Owens wins back the universal title? Maybe. Bel Air club to finally get a second member? Brock Lesnar willingly works a full schedule? No chance. Next year's WrestleMania will be in Saudi Arabia. So Dave Meltzer says the current plan for SummerSlam is not Charlotte Flair, but to do Ronda Rousey versus Liv Morgan. So to have that rematch, but it's actually a match this time. But will they let live beat Rhonda? 'cause like, yeah, the cash in the cash in, and it was a roll up and Rhonda was injured. Can live actually beat Ronda clean? Will they let her beat Rhonda? Who knows? Only like three women have. But it's certainly felt like Rhonda's done, right? Yeah. It's like when Hogan handed ultimate where the belt Hogan left, right? Yeah. I mean, for 5 minutes. I thought he left for like at least 6 months or something. Well, that's okay, sure. This is three weeks. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. We'll see about that. Also, despite the rumors that John Cena was going to wrestle at SummerSlam Wrestling Observer indicated that seen his next match will likely be at WrestleMania and obviously that makes sense. If you were to wrestle if, why not on the grandest stage? And then fightful says solace a coa might finally be called up from NXT to the main roster soon and sure. I would assume he joins the bloodline, Joe's been writing his name in for months. Right. Yeah. Maybe there's like Roman struggling against Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam, Lesnar takes out The Usos. He takes out Heyman's like, there's no one else to save Roman. And solo socoa. Maybe helps him. Only I'm allowed to write it in though. Oh, okay, interesting. I didn't know that. Any other rumors? Negative trivia time. Trivia times. So Austin theory wins the money in the bank briefcase. And it was his first money in the bank event. Yeah. Now who won last year? Oh. I was. This might be hard to hold on. Wow. Hold on. Who won last year? Not Otis was 2020. Then Miz had it. The biggie, biggie. Oh, yes. Yeah. So theory, it was his first match. Biggie, it was his first money in the bank match. Okay. How many times in a row has it been now? A person was in their first match or their first money in the bank match and one. Does this include women? No, women don't count. Joe pizano. Well, because they're all new. So three with Otis, who was 2019, let's see, 2019 was that Braun Strowman. Yes, maybe. No, wait, when was Lesnar? Lesnar was 2019, right? Yes. Let's just 2019. That was Lesnar's first. That's four. Braun Strowman, that was probably his first, that's 5, so who is 2017? 27. It's a good one. 2015 was Seamus 2016 was Seth, 2017. It's Corbin. So was that Corbyn's? First time? I'm gonna say yes. What is that 5? We're at. Seth Rollins, it was probably his first. That's 6. No, that one's first. Money in the bank ladder match? Yeah. He was with the shield. Wait, what did I say? No, 20 2015 was Seth to who was 2016. That was. I was Ambrose. Yeah. So I don't think that was Ambrose's first one, right? Now. So 5, 5 in a row? I think you got it. We've forgotten, you didn't count it right, but it's 5? No, it's 6. But you got all the names. Okay. You just didn't count it. It's theory, Big E, Otis, Lesnar, stroman, Corbin. Okay. Now what you said, Corbin, or no, you didn't count black Corbin. Yeah. Yeah. 6 times in a row where they have never been in the match and they've won it. I guess we should have seen it coming and pick theory even though he wasn't in the match. Right. Well, I mean it was mad caps first time. Oh, sure. The pig Tim. All right, fan questions. Pull this up real. Quick. Hold on. Hold on. Old Gregg live, fucking Morgan. How long until they fuck it up and make her job to someone and lose the title when she won, I got WrestleMania 20 crispin waffles. Well, that's not good. No. Should we. Is she gonna murder Bo Dallas? Do a welfare check?.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"A song. So I wasn't surprised at all to learn that me and the Nigerian giant almost would be doing it one more time. And help in the cell. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of. What's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slam Milton Hamilton. COVID show. Oh yeah. Josh. I'll give you guys 5 seconds to guess who has COVID. One. Now you probably know it's me. If whoever listened or watched to the double or nothing recap or the Hollywood hogwash pod this week, you could tell like on the podcast I was feeling a little weird. Like I thought it was just allergies. And I get sinus infections a lot. So I thought it was just allergies, and I was like, yeah, my allergies kind of suck right now, but allergies. But then I woke up Monday morning feeling worse. So I took an at home COVID test. And it usually won. I won. Winner. Positive. No, so the at home COVID test, it's funny. You kind of feel like a scientist. I don't know if you guys have actually done one yet. But you feel like a scientist, because you have to do it yourself, then you have to, you have to put in the thing, then you have to squeeze the drop into the testing thing. And then it becomes a pregnancy test. Or two. Right. Yeah, yeah. And then it says, please wait 15 minutes. And it took about 5 to ten seconds for it to tell me that I have COVID. And I was like, oh, I must really have it. Shit. We're in the thick of it. But yeah, I felt worse yesterday. I didn't have much of a voice. I feel a lot better today. So I think I'll be, I think I'll be okay for, you know, when Hell in a Cell comes this Sunday because I can't wait for that. Yeah. What the hell was that? Some sort of duck. He's just happy to see you. He's just a happy guy. I got one of those. What the hell is happening? Hold on. I have plenty of toys to work. This is the list of Jericho, you know, the last time Jericho was fun to watch. Yeah. Go to my room. List of Jericho or wizard, Jericho. Oh. My favorite thing, what was dirty rock? 30 rock and Tina Fey's dating Jason Sudeikis, but it's long distance. And they're on like a video call and he's like, what's that? Yeah, you can go. It's like the little thing goes out. He's like, what? Yeah, you can come. Anyway, Tina, I just talked to him. Yeah. That's a good stuff. All right, so yeah. What was that, Eric? I said, yeah. Okay, good. You know, these things are always awkward because there's always a little bit of delay and we're not used to this. So it's going to be fun. Yeah. I remember everyone talk at the same time. Yes, exactly. Yes. Absolutely. That's right. We'll get to show off my new game. We're going to do Hell in a Cell scorecards. We're going to review SmackDown and hey, I'm talking. Anyways, so yeah, it's going to be a cluster fuck. But all right. Before we get to everything, we have four new patrons to thank. All the column oh wait, hold on. Eric, the only one with the non professional microphone. It was all child. Sorry about that. The great thing when you watch this back, you know, when you watch this back on YouTube is you don't know when you're frozen, but you'll freeze sometimes and you don't know it. Right. Yeah. And you'll just be talking and then like, yeah, like me, me Eric and Josh did the AW podcast and I was like editing it back and a lot of times I was like, yeah and I just froze for like ten seconds. Right. The audio still works. So at least the audio still works, you know. Sure. The four horsemen of Patreon, Michael Johnson, James Reid, Robert Stevens and here for the brackets. His name is his first name here for last name de brackets. Wow. We all are. So yeah, I think that's the first time where there's been four names that I've gotten them all right. So I'm pretty proud. That's weird. That's a little suspicious. Did you change any of them? Sorry. Steph stefans? Stevens? And it's over. Riyadh, Riyadh, Riyadh. So yeah, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling $5 a month gets you everything you can cancel anytime. But why would you cancel? Don't fucking cancel. You can check out. AW double or nothing recap that Josh and I recorded it like three in the morning or whatever. And then you can also win the pay per view ended. Basically. And then also 13 hour pay per view or something. Oh my God, it was ridiculous. And then also, of course, Hell in a Cell is going to be this Sunday, which essentially this is like a raw pay per view. There's 6 matches and it's all raw matches. Yeah, right? There's rumors that the brand split is ending all raw pay per view. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. So all right, SmackDown opens with The Usos. Michael Cole says Randy Orton is seeing a spine specialist because his back, I guess, is really fucked up or that's just what they're going with. I think Randy's just taking some time off. You know, maybe his wife's given him shit again. When you marry a ring rat, you know? That's what I've heard. These are veteran. He's got to be like the veteran that does the most. Oh, for sure. Out of every 20 year vet that they have. I mean, he's there every damn week. Yeah. Tag team is whatever the hell Vince needs. So I mean, when I was growing up, and even in the 2000s, you guys know like a guy would get hurt and he'd go out and go away for 6 months to be with his family, see his kids grow up. You know, because they're on the road. What is it? 280 days a year. You got to have time for that. Make a movie. Yeah. Whatever. But like, this like went away, Vince is like everyone's here all the time. Yeah. Rocks like, hold my beer. But, you know, someone like Orton's, he's got to take time off. I'll see you in 8 years. Yeah. Then you'll still pay me. Right. Yeah, I mean, Orton says he wants to, I think he said wrestle till he's 50, so he's got a while. I mean, he's gonna need to take some time off if he was going to want to do that. Right. Yeah. So yeah, Jimmy and Jay cut a big baby face promo at first thanking the fans, but of course it was all a ruse that no one fell for. Except for the fans in the building, chanting Uso, there were a lot of marks for SmackDown and then Shinsuke nakamura comes out and says, my dad team, my partner and I challenge you for the undisputed tag died those right now. And then the usual is boost back. Right, the use of make fun of Rick boogs, but then out comes riddle..
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"What's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano. We got through backlash. Backlash to WrestleMania, right? Now raw. Yes. It's almost like a second season debut in a way. Oh, sure. We'll WrestleMania. You have the right after WrestleMania, which was what? When it's usually good, then you're like, okay, maybe they got to wrap everything up at backlash. Yeah. Now let's see what's going to happen on raw. Yeah. Now it wasn't the worst job I've ever seen because of a couple reasons. Kevin Owens was hilarious. A return, which we've been waiting for, which was great. Yeah. Back to her old self. But the rest of the show, I couldn't find a best moment in my awards. I was really trying to Balor says it best. I even think they're kind of failing with edges stable right now. There's no buzz to it. They're feeling with everything. Nothing matters right now. There's nothing that feels big or important in the company. No. And that's kind of all of wrestling is having that problem right now. They're building these like remember when they would build a monster heel, like a yokozuna. Yeah, right? Or rusev, where they didn't really get him over. But he was a title contender. At one point. Well, now they've got Gunther and veer, that they're acting like no one will ever beat these guys ever. No one ever. Well, range doesn't drop in two titles anytime soon. No. If he drops one, it's gonna be to Cody as Cody losing to Gunther or veer. No. So like, what is the point of any of this? Yeah, they're just gonna build up veer to lose his first title shot whenever that is. Or make him the U.S. champ 'cause that doesn't matter. Right. Or the IC title because that doesn't matter. Gunther should just have the IC title already. Right. Because it's on ricochet and it's not like they're doing anything with him. The Intercontinental Championship, I saw this fact and I believe it. You know, they could always be wrong because it's just something you randomly see on the Internet. The Intercontinental Championship hasn't been on defended on a pay per view. This should really be one of your trivia's. Damn, yeah. Since last year's WrestleMania, not this year's WrestleMania, WrestleMania 2021. Well, Shinsuke had it for 6 months. It just never fought anybody. Yeah. And you know what that was. It was the Nigerian drum fight between Apollo Crews and biggie. Which doesn't count. It really doesn't. That doesn't count. Yeah. Wow. Last time it's been over a year since it's been defended on a pay per view. Which is insane because who was the last big name to have it? 'cause I had the U.S. title doing the open challenges though. The Miz in 2016 had that awesome heel run with the icy title after he beat Zack Ryder, you know, Zack Ryder wanted it mania, had it for 24 hours, got all that heat. But didn't someone else have it in the last two or three years, someone like Seth? Yeah. Yeah. Three years ago. And he was saying like, this title is the most prestigious title in the history of the company. In 2018, because it was. The best of the best have had that title. He wanted at mania in 2018. Right. So that's still four years ago. Because you could say, right, you could say guys like, you know, we have a bracket that's who's the greatest and never win the big one. Yeah. But all those guys were icy jam. Yeah. Like I see champ is the real, the real Hall of Fame of wrestling should be who's held the icy title. Yeah. It was the best, the best work. Version of NXT. They've ever had right the best workers had it. Now it's just a laughing stock and it doesn't have to be, right? Give it to Walt they're Gunther. Give it to somebody up and coming. Yeah. That's good, right? For sure. Austin threw would have been perfect for the icy title, really. As he's trying to he's on his rise and he gets the U.S. title, which is basically the TV title that's just not on TV very much. The U.S. title and you lose your first name. You're just a theory now. You might not even be real. You're just a theory. Who knows? Just a Tampa. You're not even confirmed. Yeah. What does he get this stuff from? When you think of the Mount Rushmore of WWE, you know what I mean? Even The Rock is The Rock. He's not just rock. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shawn Michaels. Of course, Hulk Hogan, yeah. Anyone that has like a shortened name, it's undertaker rockets. It's like another name. It's not just their name. Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair. Where is it getting this from? Where does he think people need to have one name? I'm a genius. How are you? I mean, you're losing it, bud. He is. For a long time now. Of course. You don't know what this one's about. He wants to own everyone and everything and he doesn't want to make any new stars because it's just the WWE is the reason why people watch. Not because of the stars, but eventually this has gotta all just crash. We don't want stars, Spider-Man. Spider-Man. We don't want Spider-Man, Spider-Man. I feel like I'm watching, what is it, the big short? Yeah. Like we're in that period where like, we're the ones who know. Yeah. This whole thing's about to end and crash. Right. But everyone's still like Vince, how are the numbers? They never been better. Yeah. What are you talking about? You're about to fail. The ratings are down. This is down this is down the writings on the wall, yet you're still raiding WWE, but as a number one show. Yeah. But the sad thing is they're making more money than ever. That's the stupid thing. That's what's that's what's really stupid about all this. They've never been more profitable. So you made a $1 billion last year. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Never been less popular and now you're making more money than ever before. A $1 billion. Yeah. And your show sucks. Yeah. That's the issue. So maybe they're right. It's like, look, when we had stone cold, we had to pay them. So we didn't get to make that much money. It's craziness. We'll see what happens when those TV deals come up. It's still a couple of years away though. 2020 24, I believe, they were both 5 year deals. So we'll see where they end up. The TV deals? Yeah, I can't imagine Fox going to want them back for SmackDown. No. Unless it's like you guys want to come on at midnight, midnight sounds good. We'll give you the Late Show. Right. It's just like, can I have my own desk? Yeah, sure. You could have your desk, you'd interview wrestlers like you did in the 90s or whatever that was. I saw a rumor since they are making so much money that Vince considered buying one of the networks. One of the shitty ones, but they have TV time. Right. He's like, oh, we'll just buy one of the networks. So that we have somewhere to put our shows. Sure. I can totally see him doing that. Yeah, why not? Yeah. I could certainly see NBC just buying WWE and then putting all their shows on there. I mean, they have NXT and raw. They just need SmackDown. And they could just fucking I mean, they already paid a $1 billion for the WWE Network. It would only be like a few more billion to buy the company. So yeah. Sure. We'll see. All right, before we recap raw, we have to thank new patron Tim C 21. I don't know what that is, but thank you, Tim. And he did a $10 a month, so he's gonna be in the opening credits on YouTube. Just saw yeah, yeah, we did. You saw Tim C two one. Tim, tell us what that's about. But yeah, if you want to join Patreon, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. You could do $5 a month. That gets you everything. We got weekly AEW recaps, the pay per view recap, go check out our WrestleMania Backlash recap because that was an interesting show. And our amazing brackets, worst promo bracket part two came out last month. You could also watch us play WWE two K 22. That was a lot of fun. Go check it out. Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling and special shout out to Justin rallis who bought three t-shirts from our store this week. He bought two logos, so I imagine one shirt is for someone else, maybe.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"What's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pisano, along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed in Hamilton. Did you watch SmackDown and raw this week? Nope. 'cause Kofi has something to say about that. Just in case you haven't seen it and rematch after rematch. My God. For rematch after rematch after what else did you have to say about it? And a lot of wild cards. WrestleMania was way better than we expected. And then to follow it up, they give us this bullcrap, which we're gonna do predictions for later. WrestleMania Backlash. So horrible. There's only 6 more matches. Yeah. Almost all of them are rematches. And Eric reminded me right before we recorded, hey, where are the scorecards? I forgot to make them. That's how much I care about this garbage pay per view. And I made the scorecard in 5 minutes. That's true. Sure. We sat and watched him. Yeah. That's every match. Happy Mother's Day, mom. Sorry, we have to watch shitty wrestling and stuff with you. We have to leave you for this. So we can go watch this garbage. But there is an upside. Go on. You please tell us. Oh, baby ribs. Oh, that's fake. Maybe Brock. I want my baby more. Sides? Jesus. Well, you want me to bring some? Sure. Okay. If you can, yeah. You can't do that. I can't do it all. I'm sorry. Eric. Yeah, I know. What a piece of shit. I'll go to Costco or pizza. Pizza shit. Pizza for sides? Wow. That's crazy, yeah. Damn. Going out. Transition to pizza shit. Pizza shit. You pizza shit. Yes. Yes, exactly. All right. Enough bullshit. It's a big show, 'cause we have SmackDown raw, and we have to do predictions. Every time we say that, it's all we can think of. But first, we have to thank some new patrons. Thank you to Tim. Tim, no last week. That's how that show went. It is. Obviously, Tim the tool man Taylor. We got Eric slavin or slavin. He doesn't get a theme song though. They're slave olton. Dan Wilson. Oh, yeah. And Matt Krause. Cool. Who did the Hall of Fame tier? So he's actually joining us for awards later in the show. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow, wow, wow, wow. So that's exciting. You wanna do awards like Matt Krause is gonna be doing with us, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling, sign up for the Hall of Fame tier. Yeah. Matt Krause must have heard about it last week when another Hall of Famer joined us for awards. That's right. He was like, I wanna do that. I wanna do this. Yeah, Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. $5 a month gets you everything, AW recaps, pay per view recaps, like WrestleMania Backlash coming up. Watch us play WWE two K 22. Yeah. There's a lot of fun. We did a Royal Rumble and Hell in a Cell match and a ladder match. Yeah. Very unexpected, the outcome of that Hell in a Cell match. That's true. Very unexpected. Yes, very unexpected. A lot of things happen in that match. Yeah, and you're also going to check out the worst promo bracket part two. If there's time, I mean, it's everyone's favorite brackets, including hours. It's so much fun to do. Check out part two and check out part one if you haven't watched it yet. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, playing the two K good times. Oh yeah. And also subscribe and listen to our other podcasts, Hollywood hogwash, available anywhere podcasts are heard. Next week's a big one because Doctor Strange comes out. This week, just a couple of days away from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. We even did a scorecard for it. Yes. Post it on. That's fun. At Hollywood hog pod on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, so go check it out. Yeah. All right, this week's, I guess we'll pass on Better Call Saul. Yeah, 'cause we could do the season season slash series. Finale? We're just gonna do a bunch of strange this week. That's already this week. Yeah. How many episodes were there? 6. Oh, wow. Yeah. But we're just only going to do doctor strain for the next episode. And we'll catch up with Moon Knight in Saul after. Following week. All right, so SmackDown opens with Drew McIntyre versus Sami Zayn. Third, fourth, three. Yeah. Four, fourth. Honestly, I was expecting this to segue into them at WrestleMania Backlash. Match number 5, yeah. But this time it is inside a steel cage. And drew Gulak was the timekeeper for the entire show. Hey, he's auditioning to be the timekeeper, right? As if that's an actual job. You think WWE just employees a time keeper and that's their only job is to ring a bell. That's all you do is ring a bell. That's a lot of work. Poor gaba Gulak. Hey, he's on the show three weeks in a row. How is he not released? Well, and we'll get to news. There were more releases. Apparently he re signed like 6 months ago. Right. We talked about that. Would you re sign this? This just shows a picture of a sandwich. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, fine. Oh wait, so I have to sign the sandwich. But then what kind of sandwich is it? Well, it's not a real, it's a picture of a sandwich. That's what you get. You get the picture of the same. No, it's a real sandwich, but you have to eat around it after you sign it. Yeah. Do I get a sandwich? You get to touch a sandwich. A sandwich. So Sami hit a sunset flip power bomb. That was nice. You know, these guys have wrestled a bunch of times lately. They know each other well very well. McIntyre gave Sammy a superplex and then the claymore for the win. Finally gets to pin Sammy. Right. So two things. One, this whole thing just ended with just a pin, just a normal pin, very anticlimactic. Seriously. Number two, fuck pinning in cage matches. As a kid, you gotta get that out. You gotta get out of the fucking cage. Yeah. That's the only way. And fuck the door in the cage too. Yeah. Climb out, fuck your pin, fuck your door. There should never be a door. Climb out, climb out. Stupid idiot, stupid idiot. They drop it from the ceiling anyway, so why is there a door? Right, yeah. Yeah, and also why is there a pin? It's a cage match. Or a submission. Well, they don't want the face to have to like drew. Why would Drew McIntyre leave, you know? Because he cast you to win the match. Hogan used to leave macho would leave, please. It's fine. Yeah, they're pussies..
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed in Hamilton. We just watched SmackDown and raw. We saw the celebration of Randy Orton. We just did. And that's what we do the show. Did you not watch it? No, but you're like, we just watched it. I usually do most of my watching like three hours before this. Okay. Fair enough. So it's super fresh in my head. Fair enough. That's super fresh in my head. Yeah. Randy Orton, 20 years, 20 years in the business. And you know, he's never really been considered like on the Mount Rushmore, but he's done a lot. Right. He's done a lot. We get to think about maybe like 8 of those years. He was like phoning it in. Well, I think he goes through phases of phoning and not phoning. Right. But that might just be his character all along. Right. Now he's having the best time because he's just smoking weed with riddle off camera, right? Loving life. Yeah, but it was this big celebration. I was just like, where's Vince McMahon? Triple H. Hey, Randy. Remember when the goblin cooker? How would I do that before you were here? Yeah, that was great. Yeah. I guess you have to be there 25 years to get Vince promo. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. They celebrated his 25. Triple H is 25 years in WWE. 5, 5 more years. Get out of the ring, Sean Michaels. My doctor owner. You've only been a wrestler for half of that time. Yeah. You've been a suit for the past ten years. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. SmackDown, not a good show. Raw, maybe a little better, slightly, but still not a good show. Yeah, you know, what else is new here? Right. Man, if you could just give us two hours of raw. I don't understand why you still have to take a new bad guy and throw guys we've never heard of. Adam, after he's and just kill them, beaten, established wrestlers. Right, right now we're gonna throw jobbers at him? By the way, Mysterio established. I mean, I'm just kidding. He has a last name. Well, he does. He is dead now. Right. But like, you know, throw him like Humberto carrillo. What is he doing? Well, he's on SmackDown. Or as Aaliyah calls him Humberto, Humberto. Oh my God, yeah. Because he hums. When you heard that, I had that note as well. Oh, you did. Yeah. Humberto, you've beaten them all. Oh my God, it's you, Humberto. And angel? Angel Garcia? Angel. I'm Harold. You've beaten the funder taker. You've beaten everyone. Yeah. Yeah, so before we get to SmackDown and raw, we have to think of a few new patrons, so hey, hey, hey. Thank you to Noah. Thank you to Jeremy E Oliver claws off. Wait. Is that the newest heel in WWE? It could be. I think you said it wrong. Oliver claws off. All over clothes off. Hey. There it is. The Z sounds like an S yeah. Bryce sands though. I don't know. And then I think this one's a real name. Thicky the dragon cream boat. Yeah. I don't know. It's funny about that. It's a real name. So Nikita lions is finally a Patreon. That's amazing. That might be my new favorite. Right. Vicky, the dragon. There was a post I saw just made up names for her and one of them was thicky the dragon, thicky Starks, Biden Reich. I didn't write. Yeah. So yeah, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling $5 a month gets you everything, including weekly AEW recaps, all the pay per view recaps like WrestleMania, WrestleMania Backlash coming up in a couple of weeks. But most importantly, most importantly, worst promo bracket, part two, part two, hard part two. It is out. It has dropped. Yes, the all of our patrons that have watched it so far have been raving about it. They loved it. Of course. You're going to want to go check it out. Hide and breaks in it. Like we just mentioned. It's got a lot of good ones. So go check it out. Not fighting right now. Not side and right. Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling, give it a try. And also we need to thank Nick Ryder, who bought a new T-shirt. He bought this one, what? What is it? It's not working. Why is my thing hold on? And now, who are you? That was a mini heart attack. I'm like, wait, no sound board to carry us through the show. No, I thought. No, I thought maybe he just bought like a blank T-shirt with our logo on it. Oh yeah, that was the trick. Oh, good. We don't have a button for just us nothing. I mean, you could get a clip from the theme song. Good, yeah, sure. Yeah. So yeah, if you want to get a T-shirt, go to a pro wrestling tees dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling only 1999. So go buy one. Or two or three. Who cares? All of them. All of them. And make sure you subscribe and listen to our other podcasts, Hollywood hogwash available anywhere podcasts are heard. I'm gonna be reviewing Doctor Strange two in a couple of weeks. Wow. I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna make that work because I want to come to Doctor Strange, but you guys are also doing Better Call Saul, which I haven't watched yet. The beginning of? And I have plans to watch it once it finished, so I can just binge the whole fucking thing. I'm like a weekend. You can just go to the quiet corner while we do that. Oh, if you want. We have a quiet corner? Yeah. That's where we send Josh when it's where we set my brother who violated the name. Oh my God. To leaving and opening doors. Playing with pops in the corner. Weird noises. We love you, shabo. Yeah, all right, so before we get to SmackDown, one of our fans Ron Johnson sent me this. This was this had to do with the worst promo bracket part two. Don't look at the title of the video because I don't want to, I don't want you guys to see it. Just close your eyes. Let me just play this. Close your.
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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"What's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pisano along with my brother Joe pizano. Man, we're just watching the road to WrestleMania and it is hot, hot, hot. In here. Oh. The show. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, it's just a little warm little. Yeah, I can't get my house cold right now. You know, we're watching the same matches. I think it's funny because you see them trying to force random storylines that nobody has any interest in or you know what I mean? Yeah. You're like, oh, okay. Okay, edge and edge and A.J. Styles who wanted it. But we're just gonna shove edges of heel now down your throat. That's it. Just for no reason. For no reason. Why not say, hey, in 20 years ago, when you fucked me over for this, just make something up. It gives them a reason to be healed. Hey, maybe when you hit bed Phoenix and that indie show when Arkansas, I don't care, just anything. I think it's just a WrestleMania makes edge crazy. Crazy. Yeah, 'cause he turns heel every WrestleMania. I guess. He kinda did last year, even though he was the Royal Rumble winner. Just because he wasn't gonna win, I guess, right? That's why they made him heal. To make it interesting, I don't know. She didn't hate that he lost. Because Brian was in the match too. I guess. I mean, I thought it was still the best part of the shows. I like heel edge. By far, I just don't like that they just did it. And heal. You know what I mean? Like the last year. He just a heel one day. Yeah. No reason to snap, but he snaps, whatever. He's crazy. They're trading titles now, like just whatever, here. Here's an open challenge in here. Like open challenges need to be fun, surprising, and in the moment. If film would have came out last week and won the title, that makes sense. Why does he do open challenge this week? You think more people watch because they knew Finn Balor is going to fight for the U.S. title. But when you do it in the moment and he wins the title, then it's like, oh shit, I missed that because I don't watch anymore. All right, maybe I'll tune in next week. That's how you get people to watch. You don't get to watch based on what you've written because that's shit. You can still watch it based on, oh, I might miss something. That's why you watch wrestling. Of course. That's why you call me and go, hey, have you turned on wrestling yet? Okay, I'm just going to watch with you while you watch the first ten minutes. And that was the Shane O Mac return. That's magic. That's why we watch. That's why you want to tune in. Now, fast forward and go, oh, I just missed who cares. So rematches and forced storylines, garbage. What else is new? Garbage. And A.J. Styles. We have one reason to watch WrestleMania. That's it. That's really the only thing. In just to see what at least deal with Brock and reigns. We have that. Just give me the finish. You know what I mean? That's all I want to say. I'll give you the finish. Give me the last ten seconds. I can tell you right now. Well, spear. And if we're lucky, if you're smart. What The Rock don't set that up. Probably. I mean, that's what they did with rock Cena. They did it a year in advance. I know, but The Rock is a good guy. He's the ultimate good guy. He's a Hollywood good guy. Yeah. He's just like, oh, you're a cocky asshole now in our family. Right. They better at least be like, you cursed up my mom. You know what I mean? Like, give me something. My uncle, Sega. Well, yeah. You know what I mean? The Rock's gonna be like, what happened to you and Roman's like, I don't know, you were doing this when you were here. This is what you did. I'm gonna be you. I'm not as good. You can't beat me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Rains has gotten a lot better though. I actually somewhat enjoy him. What? I was like 80 20 Brock winning this title until what you just said. Because if they're gonna do it, rains can't lose. Now it's what I've been saying for so long, unify these belts and now they're saying that they're unifying the belts. It's a unification match. And what's the easiest way to get Roman Reigns on both shows? I know. Or to get Brock on both shows. You see him. He's on the road about that. He's going home. He's the raw champion. He wasn't even on raw this week. That's true. He's on the other fucking show. I'll be on the other show. That's true. I'm cutting some meat up this week or something like that. There's just some clip, like slice and ribs. Yeah. And like this cooking, he does that. It might have been old. I don't know, but it looked like him with the ponytail in the shave. Right. Yeah, you're right. What am I talking about? There's a lot to cover this week. Plus Romans never won. Never beaten them at WrestleMania. Not a mania. Oh God, they're gonna end on a heel Roman win. Again, well, just like last year, how did last year end? Yeah. It ended with Roman heel Roman. Oh, how many WrestleManias end with Roman winning? All of them. Roman winning were disappointed because Roman does a win because now Brock keeps the title in his part time champion, but we love this Brock. This is the Brock we want to win. And he'll lose. Sure. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. So again, a lot to cover, SmackDown, raw, a lot of WrestleMania implications. So much. And attempted murders, but that's coming up later. First. We have to thank some new patrons. So a big shout out to hazel barn star. I have hazel eyes, so I'm right there with you. Nice. And Alex Miller, if that's the Alex Miller that worked with me at AT&T, thanks. I'm sure it is, yeah. Very rare name. Right, oh yeah. Alex Miller, of course. Seriously text me right now and if it's true. So yeah, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. We got all the brackets, AW recaps, paper you recaps, our latest bracket, which are fans are already raving about the hottest male wrestler of all time. Yeah. Yeah. They said basically Joe talks about cock for an hour. Well, I mean, a lot of cod. We all do. It's not all on you. No, well, you don't have to take all the cock. Thanks. We took plenty on that. So brothers are four. No, yeah. It's always fun. It's always fun. Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling $5 a month gets you everything. There's thousands of hours of bonus content on there. There's so much. So go check it out. Give it a try. God, you need to figure out how many. 800 people can't be wrong. Yeah. And growing. And there are millions of Justin Bieber fans. All right, we also have to thank a couple of fans who bought t-shirts. So thank you to Mark saltz for buying the logo. Thank you very much. And Eric bought pizza. Like, are Eric? It just said Eric. The first, it was Eric Eric, was their first and last name, so I assume that's just Eric trying his worst to be clever. But yeah. Eric is on hiatus this week. Yeah. He should be back next week, but yeah. And of course, subscribe and listen to our other podcast. Hollywood hogwash available on the same app you're listening to us right now. So go download it, check it out. Even if you don't like movies, just download the episodes. Batman this week. Batman will be the next review. Wow, can't wait. What do you see in it? I don't know yet. I'll probably sing it twice though. Yeah, just to almost three hours runtime. Yeah. Crazy. It's a long night. Oh yeah, for sure. Get your refills ready. That's right. Well, just a pee in them. Just to pee in those cups. I'm like, can I get a can I get two drinks? One's just for my soda, and the other is the pee in. 'cause I made that mistake once. I only had one drink, and then I peed in the same one, and then you can't, that's unfortunate. I mean, you can, but well. So SmackDown opens with Michael Cole. Introducing Ronda Rousey. That's the first thing you want to see is Michael Cole. Welcome to welcome to SmackDown. Here's the intro. Look at all these superstars. And it's me. Hi. I'm everyone's most hated person in all of wrestling. In all of wrestling. As much as they hate Vince McMahon, if he was out there, they'd be fucking him off. Yeah. We're not worthy. Oh, you know, like what they do. So you introduce his Ronda Rousey. Is it because Rhonda is not good on the mic yet that they have to do interview style? Yes. And you say yet, there's going to be a moment where she's good. She's.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Ray Marie's stereo. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slams Hamilton. Hey Eric, what time is it? It's skeet beer on Joe o'clock. Oh, yeah. Yes it is. Hey, I brought you guys a beer. Is that what this is? Yeah, that's beer. Wow. Look at this. Lemon lime quencher. Yeah. It's from a cool little brewery. Called turning point. Interesting. Yeah, it's up near Dallas. And so cool, in fact, I figured why not have a live show there. Live show. WrestleMania weekend. How about it? Yeah. How about it? I'm having a little trouble there. Wow. There we go. That's actually really good. Andrew, who doesn't like a lot of these beers. I think you're gonna like it. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Oh yeah, it is. Yeah, nice. Yeah, that's right, ladies and gentlemen. I do love lime. Yeah. Get ready for our next live show. WrestleMania weekend. In Dallas, turning point brewery at 1 p.m. Saturday, April 2nd. April 2nd. Day drinking. Day drinking. Eric day drink and Hamilton. It's his other middle name. What's in day drinker? Get nice and rowdy before night one of WrestleMania. Have you ever been in one of our live shows, then you know what it's all about? We're gonna drink. We're gonna hang out for a couple hours. You guys will buy us beers. That's how I'm gonna be great. That's how it goes. We've done this before at WrestleMania. We brought WrestleMania scorecards. We did. And we had everyone there film out and the winner got to be on the show. Yeah, so come hang out with us. Fill out a WrestleMania scorecard. We're gonna be talking predictions for WrestleMania and all that. You don't need to go to the NXT show that's gonna be on at the same time, probably. Who wants to go see NXT two? NXT next level two. Exactly. Yeah. So come hang out with us at turning point. It's gonna be a lot of fun. When's our last live show? Was it the Royal Rumble? Yes. That was amazing. That was a lot of fun. We had like 50 to 75 people that came out for it. It was really, really fun. Yeah. It was great. I mean, it's been a crazy couple years. I'll never forget that because that was right when we found out that Kobe Bryant died. Right before as we started. Yeah. We were like, hey, everyone. Thanks for showing up. Kobe Bryant's dead. Yeah, yeah. We're trying to start a show and on every TV in this bar is showing you the helicopter. So you guys ready for Royal Rumble? Yeah. People are like crying. No, it's like one of those moments where you're like, is this real? Right. These people stopped walking in the street and everyone was just looking at their phone. It didn't feel real, but hopefully there won't be some horrible tragedy for our next live show. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna be great. Yeah. Come see us at turning point. We're gonna make a Facebook event for it. We'll put it on all the socials exactly. Maybe make it a little video. Or maybe we should do a different one so that we could do a Facebook one as well, but one that could go through all social media channels. I think so. What does that look like? E bright. Something like that. Yeah, really popular, right? Eventbrite. Well, there you go. I can put it together on that Eric. All right. Okay. Yeah. What else? What else? What else? We got something else, right? Yes. We do. We do. So sometimes gift giving from the past shows up months and months later. Oh, so first, you were supposed to get this in December. I even told you about it. And it just sat in my car. A few months. Don't pull it out. Oh, it was really. Wow, I can smell it from here. Now remember oh, it's edible. It's edible. It's a little pin. You just put that under your tongue, Eric. Little Ric Flair, Ric Flair pin. And I don't know if you know if you remember. Me getting you a gift. You look so real. Showed up to my house this week. Andrew keeps a notebook of gifts. I wonder what it is. You know what? What could this be? I was like, oh God, that's right, this. The newest addition to the table. Yeah. Because we don't have enough Shawn Michaels stuff. Oh my God, it's so beautiful a person. Oh my God. This is the new number one pop of the table. And you know what? For once I agree with Eric, no one should touch this. Are you gonna take it out of the box? No. No, I don't know. Yeah, it's just gonna stay. We're gonna hang it. It's gonna fly. Right? Yeah. Like have those four Shawn Michael figures like do like a pallbearer thing. We're acting like you're entertaining. Well, so we already have 5 Shawn Michaels toys on the table, which would probably finally replace one of the Shawn Michaels toys, right? With this one or no. No way. The season. I guess Becky's gone, so he's going or The Rock. No shut your fucking mouth there. Okay. I mean, how dare you? I mean, Xavier's up there. I'm just serious up there. I'm just saying. She gets pushed something. I mean, that's one of the best pops though, 'cause he's holding the trumpet and everything. He's got a dick coming out. I mean, what is that? Oh, a unicorn. A Llama penis, right? The Rock called that. A while back? I think so. Some years back? Yeah. Well, that is cool. That is. Stop drinking this beer. He's got the cowboy hat and everything. It's so good. It's good stuff, yes. Thank you. All right. You're undertaker. Put ahead of me. On the back. He's like, it's the Sean from our logo. He's like just depressed and I know. I know. Once death he's like when will it come? Oh, can we get can we do Sean without a shirt? Well, I was like changing up the logo because for the t-shirts, we can't have DX like when we sell the t-shirts. So I was like, we need a logo for the t-shirts, so we got to change it. And you know, it's just Sean wearing a green shirt. But we tried a bunch of different things, including Sean without a shirt, but then it just looks like the three of us are like grabbing a naked man. I was like, that looks great. But let's put the shirt back on them. All right, we have a huge podcast to do. We recap SmackDown raw and we have to give predictions for Saudi chamber. Oh boy. This Saturday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. God help us all. Yeah. But first, we have to thank some new patrons. Let's go. So thank you to Fabian Avila. Garbage Thor. Yes. I like that one. All right. One 9 9 big T okay. Call him today. No fuck you in the ass? And I don't know. Misses monkey lover got a year subscription. All right, so special shout out to you, misses monkey lover. Misses monkey lover. Oh, is that the reference? Oh, yeah. Okay. You didn't see that show? No. I didn't either. No. Okay. But yeah, thank you to those people, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling, it's only $5 a month. That's the minimum. You can cancel any time. 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What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"One self sison. Edmonton. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling? I am Andrew pisano along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed Hamilton. Did you see the rumble? Did you see it and you're not a Patreon? Did you see it in your patron and you didn't listen to our recap because let me tell you, I cried tears. I cried tears because my one highlight of the year, especially in the last few years with this shitty company. My one highlight is surprises in the rumble? Yeah. Fun rumbles, things like fumbles fumbles. Things that you're not expecting in the rumble to happen. It was trash. And I am looking at online comments, not just what we did and a lot of people are like, oh my God, worst rumble ever, for sure. So I haven't seen anyone say they liked it. The best part of art, we put out a reaction video. So if you haven't seen that, go to YouTube, check it out. And the funny thing is, is like, it's more about us making fun of things, which is what we do. That's pretty much, oh my God, 'cause you're really wasn't a lot of that. That's not a Rousey. So we were just making fun of things. And it was like, some of the stuff just watch it 'cause we see a guy check his watch, and we're like, yeah. Yeah. But you know when this shit's gonna be over. So if you have stock in the company, sell. Sell, sell, sell, sell sell. Like the housing market years ago, if you have some inside track on how this company's gonna sink, sell now, speaking of the housing market sidebar, I am now a licensed real estate agent. True story. Yeah. So if you're in the Houston area and you want to sell or buy a house, please DM the podcast. Reach out to me on Instagram. Joe pizano. Appreciate you. But yeah, this show. Do you offer a free podcast shirt with every sale? I will do more than that. Okay. But sexual favors. No, I'm not. Oh no. Oh man. Yeah, I mean, Ronda Rousey returned, but I think the best moment and the most memorable moment that people will talk for years to come about this Royal Rumble is Sasha Banks doing the splits. In her Sailor Moon outfit. Yeah. It 100%. And then Molina saying, no, I can do it too. And then they're just like bouncing. This is what like you said, a scissor off, says her off. I understand why they connected. Yeah. Would have been busting up times 20. We basically went back to the attitude era for like ten seconds. And why not just stay there? Right. It's unbelievable. I think the ring would have collapsed. If you didn't watch the Royal Rumble at least, just see Sasha. Yeah. Twerking in the ring. It was just Googling. Do it for Sasha. Because she did it for you. And I know we're not getting into SmackDown because it was before the rumble and nothing really happened. Right. But Sasha Banks on SmackDown. Holy shit. Oliphant girls were addresses and just pieces are randomly missing. Oh, sure. Good time. I tried to do it. I actually on the annals. I don't give a shit about Sailor Moon. I just liked it because that was revealing. Really? I've already been to seasons. And so that whoever that character is Sasha, I put her face on it, so it's Sasha Banks. Correct. Yeah. The show. Movie magic. Yeah. That was yeah. Wow. But all right, this is the post rumble episode of raw. Yep. Keys are in the ignition, fueling the tank. We are on the road to shuttle mania. WrestleMania. But first we have to thank 7 brand new patrons. Hey, people want to know what we have to say. Yeah. And now they will. And also, thank you to the people that returned. We had quite a few return this month. But here we go. Here's the list. We got some good names here. All right, all right. First up, yeah. Mike, Mike ox, small. Mike. Small. Read the list. Mike docs. Mom. I don't get it. Are you going to read the list? Stop declaring it. First name is Mike. And then capital zero X mall. The Simpsons joke. Oh, no, that's too dirty. Marmar Brown. Thank you. Uh oh. Oh my God. Alex cook. Pushing, pushing the envelope. It's almost cock. Oh God. And then your mom, thank you to your mom. Your mom. Yeah, your mom. Your mom, your mom. Hey. It's all our moms. You're mom. Chris stallings. Mike Dell. Yeah. And special shout out to Alec who got a year sub. Let's go hear some. That means he can go listen to anything. Oh yeah. Anyway. Locked in for a locked in for a year. 15% discount. Just randomly. Threw that up. Something like that. Okay, something like that. Just tell done. Discount. Discount discount. Like, if you know you're gonna do it for a year, of course. Just do a year. Yeah, absolutely. Hello. I mean, all my only fans accounts years. Yeah. It saves me money. It's like a teenage it's like a teenage boy trying to pressure his girlfriend like, hey, do you really love me? Yeah. We'll prove it, baby. Prove it. You love us? Let me fuck you for a year. Hold on. Come on, 12 times 5 is 60. 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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Another episode of what's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizzano, along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slam Hamilton. 2022. I love you. Oh, man. 2022 ABBA do? I like it. The first main podcast of 2022. And it's a big one. Yeah. Yeah. Because we're going to be doing awards for 2021. Yes. Wow. We did it last year. It was a big success. It was a lot of fun. I hope the awards music that we use as public domain because we're going to be playing it a lot. You mean gold dust entrance music? Yes. They might be by now. By now, hopefully. They don't flag us on gold dust music. That's because no one. That's a good thing, but yeah, a lot of times if I play any other music from WWE, it'll get flagged. I hope I win this year. Yeah, I hope I win. That's podcaster. Best podcast. Yeah. I really did a lot of marketing. I put in all the podcast papers, right? You know, a full sheet. Hey, don't forget there's the Twitter podcast wrestling podcast awards. A real thing, right? Yeah. Like 5 people vote on that. I think so. It's the people that do it. Correct. They have a podcast. We went again and their mom. Yeah. Well, our mom voted and we want to get. So we're the best. Thanks, mommy. Thanks, mom. All right, we're gonna do awards. We're gonna do we're gonna recap raw and all that stuff, but first we have to thank some new patrons. Yeah. Our first four new patrons of 2022. Hey, how about that? Let's do about that. All right, so thank you to Scott Brown. Bennifer Levin. Give me more part timers or give more part timers major titles. Okay. I mean, I don't know if you signed up before new year's, but they did. No, yeah, this was a couple of days ago. And then finally, Omar, the halal falafel farmer. Cool. Thank you very much. Omar, and I'd love to try your falafels. Yeah. I mean, is that what they don't like falafel? Yeah. Yeah. I know Joe knows where it's from. Yeah. It's from a movie. It's from a movie. Come on. That's correct. Yeah. Or the fake or the fake one where he goes, that's a good point. I never thought about that. All right, what is it? Batman Begins. Batman Begins. 'cause a bad cop is taken from kids to feed. Oh, they don't like falafel? Yeah, that's right. You motherfucker. And then Batman's like, where's the father? Right. Where's the fall off of money? Pulls him back to the show. Yeah, they should have had Batman take the money back and they'd be like, here's your money. Yeah. It's one of me. Yeah. And then he goes, nice coat. Two to go. Hey, this debit card says Bruce Wayne. Did you like mugging or something? Yeah. I saved him last night. He gave me his card. He said, goodbye, so something nice. So I bought myself this batsuit. Oh, cool. And falafel. Yeah, so thank you to those four people sign up at Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. We've got day one, the recap of day one is out on our Patreon right now. We have countless brackets. We have two bonus episodes coming later this month and one's actually showing up later this week. We're gonna be doing a trivia game, except all three of us are gonna be competing this time. Correct. So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah. But Andrew has all the answers, so what the hell? Well, come on now. Yeah. No, we also have the Royal Rumble, obviously, later this month, so it's a good month to sign up. It is. Start out the year fresh, a new. If you've never tried Patreon before, give it a shot. And you like it. And $5 a month gets you everything. You can cancel any time. Look, I know for a long time you've been saying if we hit a thousand, you'll shave your head. Yeah. I think we've got to do something more enticing. So maybe if we hit like his balls. No, sorry. That's a given. I went another way. Sorry, he shaved them twice since we started. That's true. Maybe like 1500, we have to do like a what's wrong with wrestling calendar. The men of what's wrong with wrestling guys? Yeah. Wow, that's so hot. Two people that's super enticing. Hey. That's enticing. You don't know people's lives, all right? Yeah. Yeah, sure. We'll throw in the calendar for a thousand. Well, like everyone says, okay. Fuck Joe. So now you can. For the low low price. Well, let's go. I was gonna buy this Sasha Banks fuck pillow, but I think I'll buy this calendar instead. Yeah. Yeah. If we get to 2000 patrons, we'll introduce a Joe fuck pillow. You know, I think I think we should do the music soundtrack. How many holes? How many holes? As many as you want to do the music soundtrack. That's a good point. Yeah. All right, also, subscribe and listen to our second podcast, Hollywood hogwash, available anywhere podcasts are heard. We just came out with the season premiere, the series premiere of the book of boba Fett, which I haven't watched yet. Yeah, well, it's interesting. And then also South Park, post COVID, the return of COVID. I started watching the first post COVID one. Yeah, I finally got both. Apparently, I get a free year with my T mobile, so. Oh, well, good for you. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, check it out. Hollywood hogwash, you could also follow the show on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram at Hollywood hog pod, and subscribe to the YouTube channel, YouTube dot com slash Hollywood hogwash pod. Get us to a thousand subscribers. We appreciate that. Yes. Swear to me that you're going to do it. Sort of amazing. All right, on to the 2021 awards. And welcome to the what's wrong with wrestling 2021 year and a war. Thank you, Eric. We're good. Yes, thank you very much. I mean, you just kind of glazed over it. Yeah, I kind of did, but first, before we get the glaze on your face, he tells you that Vega picture. Yes, exactly. Glazed right over here. There's a thin thin layer of glaze on that. Where's my Shawn Michaels guy you got me? Oh, he's over there. How did he get over there? I don't know, speaking of glazing on things. Over where? I don't know where you're talking about. Why is it wet? Well, yeah. Oh, actually, that feels a little good. We're getting deeper right at this point. What have I done? Yeah. All right. He's like a little puppy. Yeah, I know. This is mini Sean from just before attitude era. He's just trying to get off. He'll stop when he's a tag has remained on him for the past 25 years. Yeah. It hasn't been fucked off. Careful, Joe. Yeah. All right, but bone buddies? That's an interesting name. Go to sleep, Sean. Go ahead. Go to sleep. No, get out of here. Yeah, he's dead. All right, first, before we do the fan voting section, we're going to go over what we picked the most. Oh, yeah. And again, this is all thanks to Kyle foxton. Feeling the lord's work. He concluded and Sue every episode and makes an Excel spreadsheet over what we picked the most, and I love it. There's so much detail that he puts into it. Yeah. This is great. This is a don't look. Yeah, don't look, because I don't want you guys to see more fun that way. All right, so first up, busta nut. Most of you sound. First up, we have worst dress. Who did we pick the most for worst dress? Nia Jax. No. She got 5th place. Wow. Yeah. Oh, Seth, you guys pick Seth a lot. I was gonna say Seth. You say we pick Seth a lot. Eric picks Seth 8 times Joe, you picked him 6 times. I only picked him four times. Oh, wow. 8 6 four? But yes, Seth Rollins is the winner. Yeah. Makes sense. He got 20 total points. Here's how it works. If we sweep it, they get an extra point. Oh,.
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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Of these. We're kind of in like a COVID precautionary lockdown. We're all in separate places right now. I'm Andrew pizano, along with my brother Joe pizano and live via Rhode Island, Eric slam Hamilton. I left the state. Yeah. I'm getting out of Texas. They're way too open for me. Everyone's getting COVID down here. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, it's not everywhere right now, right? Yeah it is. It is. We certainly didn't have a normal Christmas this year, but hopefully anyone else did. I don't know. You're talking about it wasn't a normal Christmas because we didn't have that week off like we thought we were getting, right? Yeah. You're gonna keep playing this. 'cause Roman punch Paul Heyman. How could he? Yeah. Yeah. Never saw that coming. Right. All right. We got to talk about SmackDown. We got to talk about raw. We got to do predictions. I have to defend my belt this week. Wow. That's important. You know, we're all going to have the same score. You're going to lose by one or win by one. I feel bad when probably. It kind of feels like, you know. Whoever has the losing pin in The Usos match is probably going to win this whole thing. Yeah. If you pick Jimmy or Jay, most likely. Yeah. Oh. Interesting. I'm thinking Sekou, what's his name? Solo so the third us. Oh. Third use. Yeah. Secret use. Secret secret of the ooze. Blood line two. That was like a Mauro ranallo callback. Right. Yeah. All right, so John David garra make that bloodline two secret of the us. You can draw them all on there. Right. Yeah. All right, so before we get into it, we have to thank Matthew Simon, a new patriot, new patron, so thank you very much, Matthew. Welcome to the family. It's a big family we have in Patreon. You get countless recaps like AEW recaps, all the pay per view recaps. Like day one coming this Saturday nights. Yeah. You won a one. We also got a bunch of brackets that everyone loves. So go check it out, Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. $5 a month, you can cancel any time. Give it a try. Hey. Yeah. You know? A lot of new year could do the annual. The annual yes. Yes. Absolutely. Something like that, yeah. But yeah, I mean, you know, people always say, they'll try anything once in bed, so just make this a part of it. Make us in your bed. Have sex while you sign up for Patreon. That's something new, right? Yeah. Wow. One second, baby. I guess. Right. Maybe you want to spice things up in the bedroom, put on hottest man bracket. We do all spice things up. We do have some couples that watch our show together. I wonder if they've ever like, you know, gotten a little turned on by watching us and I'm gonna say yes. I'm gonna say 100%, yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you ever want to have sex with slammed in Eric, why don't you take over for the next ten seconds? What do you have to say to them? I'm getting all kind of all up on each other and sexy. I say, okay. Hold on, hold on. You're a pizza. Just in case you guys are having fun right now, here's a couple. That's for you guys. It's like. It's like, hey, Eric. Oh God. Pete's. They just put it on half speed. And then I was like, yeah. Right. Can you guys hear the soundboard, by the way? Did you hear that? Yeah. No. Yeah. That's great. Shout out to StreamYard. While we're doing checkups, can you guys see my second place boxing trophy? Like the bottom of it. Yeah. Yeah. Second place, got a trophy. Oh, there's Sean. Oh, well. And what do I hear? Oh, this is an actual film strips from The Dark Knight. That's pretty cool. You know? You know what I don't see? Is a Jesse Ventura figure? Oh, right. No, you should. Hold on. Joe digging out of the trash real quick. That's you. What's that? Oh, I have some technical don't feel guilty. Hold on one second. What are you doing? We're still going. I still, I'm still here. And you didn't get rid of me. Oh, no. He did something to me. Okay, that's enough, Sean. Let's talk about that. Everything's okay. But yeah, Eric, I'm sorry, I didn't tilt the camera earlier and it's right there. It's been here this whole time. Oh. There he is. Yeah, I guess you didn't get it over for. I thought we were doing more of a square. There we go. Don't worry about square. And you can see it in the square. I found the army in the football coach figures, so I saw that. Those are coming your way. There it is. That's great. We can see the bottom of the box. That's great. Perfect. Just hanging Shawn's head, like right here. No, just put Sean there. All right, enough fooling around. The people that are listening are probably very confused right now. But we watched the YouTube this week. Yeah. We also have to give a shout out to Healy Morgan, who bought two t-shirts, the logo and fucking deer. Thank you very much Healy. That's the third one of those. I think like, yeah, it's been a fun. And then Adam Romero bought this one. Who are you? Perfect. Which we still need that one. Yeah. Because he sought our advice on which one to get last week. That's right. He did. So thank you very much. You can go to pro wrestling tees dot com slash what's from with wrestling to buy one of those shirts, be cool like them. And also, subscribe and listen to our new podcast, Hollywood hogwash. It's been out for a few months now. We just put out the matrix resurrections review and the season finale of hawkeye. So, you know, even if you didn't like matrix like the rest of the world, the hawkeye season finale. That was really good..
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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"I'm Andrew pizano, along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed Hamilton. Did you pause because there was something right with wrestling or did you just because you're contemplating why do we still watch the show? No, actually the honest truth is we were just talking about the Spider-Man premiere, which is two days from now. And so for like half a second there, I thought we were recording a Hollywood hog watch. Yeah, okay. 'cause we have more than one podcast now. We do. We have two. Go check out Hollywood hogwash. We just recapped episode four of hawkeye. Yes. And next week's episode is going to be the review of possibly the greatest movie of all time. Spider-Man: No Way Home. Easy, easy. I think that's where the bar is. The bar is best movie of all time. I don't even know how you can go higher than that. Right. How do you up that bar? Like greatest moment of our lives? Wow, wow. Maybe? Okay. Like first bus. And we have children. Yeah, but they understand it's Spider-Man. I mean, can they sling webs? I don't think so. No. I don't have kids. True. So everybody's home for a month. Is Eric's greatest moment. For sure. Yeah, definitely. All right. It's a very popular show, Hollywood hogwash. The two shows combined for over 2 million downloads. Yeah, so very popular. Jump in. You know it's not the greatest thing of all time though. What's that? SmackDown, SmackDown and raw. Oh, yeah. Definitely not. Nope, no. You have fallen. No 24/7 championship? No, there was. There was. Yeah. Uh oh. Yeah. But there's only one person. How much of raw did Joe skip? Well, I mean, I just the commercials. That's so it might have looked like a commercial. It was like outside. It was like right after they came back from a commercial break. And they did one. And it was like a minute long. Oh. I can't wait to see what happened. Probably just fat and I guess you can. You probably just fast forward too long. Someone try to fight Dana. Yes. Well, all right. Did you miss a two Eric? No, I mean, I wouldn't say fight, no one ever fights for the 24/7 little bit. It was a little scuffle. Should we just get that out of the way right now? I can't wait to hear how Tamina won the title. Well, well, you'd be disappointed. All right, before we get into the 24/7 championship, the most important thing in pro wrestling, clearly. We have to thank a couple new patrons, so thank you to Matt Krauss and our rec 79. That is just now a Patreon or is he a comebacker? No, no. Only only new newbies get mentioned. Well, when you come, when you come back, you don't get mentioned again. I didn't think so. I recognized the name. Yeah, I know he's messaged me. So thanks, Matt. Thanks for jumping on. If this is your first time. Yeah. Sweet. Right. If you want to be like Matt Krause and Rx 79, go to Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. $5 a month, you can cancel any time. And he got so many brackets that we've done. Yeah. All the pay per view recaps, like day one and a couple weeks. What was the last bracket we did best AEW entrance, go check that out? Correct. Weekly, AW recaps. Yes, there's so much content. Give it a shot. Give it a try. It's $5. We've got a mother show we gotta do this week. This month, this month, yeah, but you gotta figure it out. Yes. So yeah, Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling. Give us a try. And we get the Christmas show next week. No, we're off next week. Wow. What? Yeah. Since when? I told you that. We're off. We're taking a Christmas break next week. Oh, okay. Yeah. So instead, we're gonna, there will still be an episode. It's gonna be a free, like it's gonna be one of our old Patreon episodes. So if you've never signed up to Patreon before, you'll get to listen to one of our Patreon episodes and then you'll be convinced. Let me tell you. Wow. So we should have done Christmas this episode. Probably. Yeah, but I have done no Christmas shopping yet, so I'm not ready. So we'll do it after a post Christmas episode. All right, so when are we coming back? Well, we're just taking a week off. Just a week. Last week we did two for the last time ever. Last year too. What did I say? Last week we did. Only human. Yeah. Last year we do too. That was when I had my horrible illness. That we're not going to talk about it. I don't know why I mentioned, but can we last year? Yeah. Give me what? Pre tape like raw dust. So just probably guess the matches. The 24/7 that you know we should do next year because we need time to plan this is like just make creating our own fake episode of what happened on SmackDown and raw. Right. And just like, it's kind of like our treehouse of horror. Like the craziest shit happens. That might be a good Patreon for like this one. Right, yeah. To get that. And then same thing comes out in Brock Lesnar, rips his head off and throws it into the crowd and they eat his face. Like we write an episode of raw or SmackDown based on what's currently going on? Yes. And just make it even crazier than they were even worse. Yeah. I mean, last year we took two weeks off this week. It's only going to be one because the day one pay per view is in two fucking weeks. Day one day one. So thanks a lot. WWE. Yeah, thanks for adding that fucking pay per view. We have to do scorecards off the air. No, no, no. No. You got to figure it out. Because we'll be back to me back the following week. It's two weeks till day one. All right, the week between Christmas and new year's were working. Yes. Interesting. Correct. Interesting. Yes. Every company is different. Yeah. Yeah. It's because there's a pay per view. We have no choice. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to SmackDown. We open with Sami Zayn. And two wrestler sized male nurses bring Sammy out in a wheelchair. I'm pretty sure one was Brian cage. Yeah, right. That's pretty thing so. Pat McAfee said he's got an incredibly buff nurse in Sammy's also wearing a walking boot and neck brace. Semi says it's a conspiracy because Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar worked together to make sure that I didn't become universal champion. I mean, that almost checks out. Yeah, pretty much. And he says, you know what hurt the most from Brock? It wasn't the Germans or the F 5s. It was the betrayal. Yeah. They were best friends. Yeah. He even posted like it just emoji of a heartbreak. He was broken hearted by Brock. Right. There was like a picture like where he had his arm around Brock, and he's like, this could be us, but you're playing. Yeah, you're just playing. Yeah. So Sam says he's gonna sue everyone, but out comes Paul Heyman, who says Sammy, you're doing my people stick..
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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"I don't know. I have finally had enough. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed Hamilton. The go home show. You know what? I wanna go home. Just hide in my bed. Yes, I never watch this shit again. Also gonna go home. Confusing way to end raw leading up to a big four pay per view. Yeah. Shitting on Rey Mysterio. Really? This is all we can do. Shitting on the mysterious. Both of them. They're both out. Yeah. Like screw you guys, I'm going to him. Imagine if you went to raw, I don't know where they were this week, but where were the fuck they were? You go to raw and that's your main event. Bobby Lashley versus Rey Mysterio. At least we got the ladder match 12 years in the making. We went to that role and we were like, yeah, that was pretty bad. Well at least we had that ladder match. Yeah. These people got nothing. No, nothing. Oh, they got Adam pierce. Oh my God. They got real turn Adam pierce. Yeah, like full heel. I like your style. You take fucking selfie. He somehow worse as a heel. I know. He's such a bad actor. Which is hard to do. Well, the thing is before, as a face, he never had a character. He was just some guy that showed up. Now that he's trying to be a character, you find out, oh, this guy's terrible at anything. Like how they were like, you know, we're not gonna have any evil heel authority anymore. Now we have two again peers. Both heels. The original story was that Sony was gonna take his job, but now they're both heels and they both hate random wrestlers for no reason. Zero reason. And they're still on both shows. I just assume they're both racist. Sony is racist against Naomi. Yeah. And pierce's racist against ray and Dominic. Hispanics. Makes sense, man. Makes sense. I think that's how you get the most tea is be racist. Yeah, sure. Easy here. Easy heat. Fucking racist. It's like naming a city. It's just cheesy. Yeah, SmackDown wasn't any better. But you know, Survivor Series is this Sunday, so we gotta do predictions. I gotta defend my title. Yeah. I was Andy three belts, now I'm Andy one belt. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, I dropped the ball. What have you done? I dropped the ball. Oh, my God. If you are a subscriber on Patreon, Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling, then yeah, we never thought it could possibly happen, but Josh has two belts. Yeah. Joshi two belts. I almost had to make it executive, right? Right? Yeah. I'm excited to make an executive decision and be like, you know what? It's not allowed. Yeah. The bylaws. Boarding myself, ten more, I think that would have been enough. Maybe, I don't know. I lost my a lot. Anyways. I'm definitely putting in a scorecard for walking. Because you are best friends. He's never successfully defended a title. So I think we'll be all right. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, we have to thank three new people who signed up. So thank you to Sean, doddery. Doci. Yeah. Mike K and mister Anderson. Mister $5 a month gets you everything. We got the pay per view recaps, like Survivor Series. Oh, what else? Go check out the full gear recap. What else? That's out already. Countless brackets. What else? Movie recap. What else? All right. You have plastic recaps. All that good stuff. Go check it out. Weekly AEW and NXT recaps, Patreon dot com slash, what's wrong with the wrestling? And don't forget to subscribe and listen to our other podcasts, Hollywood hogwash. 7 episodes in now available anywhere podcasts are heard. You could follow that show on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at Hollywood hog pod. And go check out the YouTube channel. YouTube dot com slash Hollywood hogwash pod. We're gonna be putting up by the time you hear this or watch this. Our trailer reaction for Spider-Man: No Way Home. The second trailer will be out. Give it to me now. So we're gonna watch that as soon as we're done recapping this show. Should be interesting, Ron, SmackDown. Great way to end this show. I'm just gonna guess right now we're gonna about 7. Probably 7, I would think. I think it's gonna be just you. Well, I think they revealed one thing that's big. I can't reveal all of it. Well, I guess they can. They can do whatever they want. Yeah, honestly. That show the whole movie. Yeah. I'll just, I assume I'll be busting many nuts. A word diaper, so you see? Yeah. All right, so SmackDown opens with Sony DeVille in the ring along with shotzi, Natalia, Shayna Baszler, and Aaliyah, who are all on team SmackDown for the women's Survivor Series match. For now. Sonya says this Sunday, we will be one week away from Survivor Series. That's great. Okay. And she's like, this Sunday will be one week away. There's only one week. So get ready for this Sunday when we'll be one week away. Yeah, I mean, we'll see you next Friday. Right. But next Sunday. I think maybe maybe she meant to say next Sunday will be Survivor Series. But she started with this so then she was like, oh, I better change it up. Right. So then Sony introduces the team captain. Oh, we have those? For the yeah. Does it even matter? How is she the team captain? What does she do as the team captain? What are her responsibilities? Right. Her roles, she responsible for training. We're trading Aaliyah had a wrestle? Yeah. Making sure everyone has their SmackDown shirt. Make sure the mid riff is cut out. They're wearing it the entire match. Yeah. So Sasha Banks gets in the ring and immediately tries to go after shotzi, not being a good captain. No. But everyone holds her and shotzi back. Then Naomi comes out to confront Sonia and Shayna and then everyone starts brawling. So of course, Eric? Did you feel it? The glow? When she came out and no. Yeah. That's the glow. I used to who are you? So of course, the brawl with even number of people leads to a tag team match. Yeah. So we got Sasha Naomi and Aaliyah versus shotzi Shayna and Italia Natalia. Thankfully it was three heels and three baby faces. Like a real who? Are you like who should be on which team? Yeah. Like, for once, just fucking mix it up a little bit. What does it matter that all faces and all heels are on the same, the same fucking side. Survivor Series, we're having heel heel matches, baby face baby face matches. So who cares? Yeah. Anyways, an Italia put Aaliyah in the sharpshooter and grab the rope. But Naomi pulled Natalia's neck down on the rope, and then alea got her first win on SmackDown with a weird roll up, yeah..
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"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Of what's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizano along with my brother Joe pizano. It's that time of year. Christmas, WrestleMania. It is Christmas for some people. That's Christmas for us. Crown jewel. Yeah. Saudi mania. Saw the mania. Where you don't know what the prince wants to do this week for wins. Spoiler alert, we have no idea. Nor does Vince. Yeah. No. What's going to happen? It doesn't book this show. No, he has not been given the sheet. Because the first one always says,.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Know about your front door. Just Canada, all right? Now everyone knows you can use breaking edge's house. There's almost laughing too hard, yeah. Yeah. So he opens the front door he calls for Beth, but no one's home. And we've seen the door unlocked. We've seen people break into other people's houses in wrestling before. They're always unlocked. And it's like, you know, these are beat them up or like wreck the place. That's evil plan. He drinks some orange juice. I have a sandwich. Eats an apple. Makes fun of edge's daughter's artwork. And then just sits on a chair like ah, this is great, all right. I'm not taking a nap, all right? I'm despicable son of a bitch. That's all he did. I'm just gonna wait for the cops to come right here on this couch, all right? Yeah. That's all he comes are clearly on their way as soon as he got to his phone. Like when Samoa Joe just did the ding dong a ditch . A couple years back. He taught Wendy. Yeah. So backstage, edge calls Beth and tells her, don't go home, go stay at your brothers. I'm calling Daniel and David. I fucking loved that. Yeah. So Daniel and David are the real first names of Dax harwood and cash Wheeler of FTR because they live in the same neighborhood as edge. Yeah, yeah. Wow. That was probably like what? Yeah, right. It's probably so true. What edge actually? That's amazing. Yeah. And then like the higher up that like probably Bruce prichard who's like, not even gonna tell us. But like, let me ask you a question. That's kind of a pussy. So I was an edge like, hey, honey, honey. When you get home, we beat the shit out of us. Please. Seth. Yeah. Give him a glance. What a good day. What was Seth gonna do rape Beth Phoenix? Right, right. And murder their daughters. Weren't you expecting Beth to just destroy him with something? I was just waiting for her to beat the shit out of them. Yeah. And it just goes idiot. Yeah. But yeah, that's how it ends. We don't know. Seth can still be there. Who knows? Maybe he locked the door so FTR couldn't get in. Just locks it. That's it. Next up, we have carmela versus live. After a rematch after rematch. Except not really. Before the match starts, which it never does. Carmela puts on a mask to completely cover her face and it sparkles. So that Liv can't mess up her face anymore. It's all real diamonds knocked. And it was terrible looking. And then she gets the horror movie the next undertaker. Right. Escape from carmela's. She gets back in the ring. It's like a mankind mask like she used to be able to put it on. She bedazzled mankind's mask. She gets to the ring, the ref holds live back, and then allows Carmelo to beat her up. She gives live The X Factor classic. And then takes off the mask and that's it. The match never happened. Thanks. Thanks for coming. All right, so we didn't get to see the 9th match of these two of the series in this series. Amazing. I mean, I guess you could or they both going to remember. I'm not sure. No, yeah, they are. Yeah. Okay, so they did. They were in the feud. Sure. It has to are you kidding? Yeah. You know, it's the best of 100, I think, something like that. I mean, once edge went to raw, you're like, well, right. I know where Seth's going. Drafted that for you. All right, round three of the drafts, SmackDown selects happy Corbin and madcap moss, raw keeps, oh, I'm sorry, I guess they kept them, and then raw kept Rhea Ripley and Nikki ish. And then SmackDown takes headroom. From NXT. A lot of NXT stars drafted. And so many of you who are you? These guys. They should have at least said only a select number of NXT stars are available. Right. Because they really didn't select anyone that or any like, no, they're all people. Oh my God. People you won't miss. But Sony DeVille read all the names from hit rope. She's like swerve Scott. Top dollar, ashanti Adonis, and then she called B fab fab B. Unless that's Vince changing B fab's name. I think the odds are more in that than. You know, like the fabulous beat. Vince did you mean to flip it? Yes, I did. I'm a junior. Then you're fired. And we're gonna call up beef. I ain't got a second. Yeah. And then raw keeps Keith bear bearcat Lee. So there you go. Yeah. So swerve, obviously dropping the North American title. Oh, yeah, I guess sooner than later. I guess you probably want Santos Escobar. Right, I guess he's finally got to get it. It's probably happening now. Now we got to October 22nd. That's right. Yeah. Next up, we have the new day and the street profits versus alpha academy and the dirty dogs. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode. Comedy tour? Yeah, maybe. Sure. Not much to talk about new day hits their finisher on rude for the win. Under round four of the draft, SmackDown selects Naomi, but Sonya didn't like it. She's like, it's obviously wasn't my pick, but you had picks? Right. Who's picking for you? Yeah, what's happening? Isn't this? Isn't it supposed to be Fox and USA? Is it the fox robot? It's a fox robot drafting again. Who is drafting this? It's supposed to be Fox News. I mean, at least that one time they showed like the boardroom executives. Right. You know? Yeah. Right. Right. When they tried to make it like an NFL Draft when they last year when they drank they drafted R truth and they went apeshit. They was the pick, they went crazy for it. To quote Joe pizano, they lost their stupid fucking minds. Yep. Next rod drafts ray and Dominic Mysterio. Okay. SmackDown takes Jeff Hardy. He's another one that switches like every year, right? Dependable. Raw gets Austin theory from NXT. That's the guy. This is his second call up. Oh. So again, yeah. And what round is this? Round four. Fourth round pick. Yeah. Awesome. The top 20 of these guys. Yeah, it's because it's, you know, one half of tonight. So apparently there's only 40 people to draft. Right. Caleb Braxton starts to interview Jeff Hardy backstage, but then Brock Lesnar walks up and Jeff's like, okay, I'll see you later. Oh, come on, of course, it's Brock Lesnar. Right. Jeff's like, I've been down this road before. Yeah. I'm not going to take my chances. Yeah, deuces, I'm good. Yeah. That was Brock's first feud. Yeah, the hardy boys. And since Brock is a babyface now, he politely asked Kayla for the mic. He's like, oh, please. Okay, thank you. I would have eaten you right before he would have just walked up, he would have like face pawn Jeff out of the way and then just grab the mic. Of course. So Brock says I like to thank my good friend Paul Heyman because of Paul Brock Lesnar is a free agent. Brock Lesnar gets to do whatever Brock Lesnar wants to do. And then he drops the mic and winks in the camera. And this has got to just be because Fox and USA were both demanding to have their own adventures like, okay fine, nobody on photoshops. Back Lester has once a bit, again, been drafted to free agency. So you have this whole thing. What the fuck? That's not one. You have this whole draft. To set up that there's two different rosters. But then there's one guy that just, you know, can do it everyone. Whatever. Whatever. Who cares?.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Episode of what's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizzano, along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed Hamilton. We are here to do the show for you. Yeah. This is the big show, the biggest of the week. Sorry. How dare you have it? Hey, if you wanna do AEW, you're gonna have to get rid of Josh. Your new best friend, so settle down, Seabiscuit. It's really all he has to. Well, that's true. You know what you don't have? What? The pay per view prediction title any more buddy. Yeah. Could you drop it on like a man? Couldn't drop a person like him. I guess there's no reason to be a Patreon anymore since Andrew spoils everything. What are you spoiled? I'm the champion that I spoil who the champion is. 100%. Did I? Yes. How? I just said Eric's not the champion. I didn't say who the new champion is. What a dick. This is a Joe pizano joke that I'm doing. He's giving me shit for me. Let's not forget the fact that Andrew always wins it at the shittiest pay per view. That's right. I mean, great at predicting shit. Yeah. I'll give him a minute. You are the shit. I had hopes of like Jeff Hardy, you know, he was added to the match late. Kept saying it over and over and over how he was added to the match late for nothing. Yeah. Not even to take the pin. Not even to take the picture. I had so little faith and live. Because she never does anything. Let's just run it back on raw. Why not? She's been beating carmela for months. I mean, let's also talk about the controversial Sasha bank. She was just there like what two weeks ago? Yeah. And Andrew gets the surprise. Surprise. She was gone all of August. By the way, he wins either way. Yeah, it's true. I won by 20. Hey, Joe if I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Oh yeah, you're gonna give it to him. That sounds hot. That's hot. That's hot. All right, so hey, what do you got for us? Speaking of extreme rules, by the way, let's get to some business. You know, how many new patients there was the whole who screwed Finn Balor at extreme rules, right? Yeah. Because the ropes exploded. Everything right to rumors? No. This is a fact. A fan video was posted online. Which showed one of the cameramen cutting the top rope on the other side. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah. You're not you're serious. I'm serious. 100% serious. Which so now they have to reveal who this camera. I mean, you would hope they would. Definitely. Oh my God, is that? That's totally gone. It's an us. It's gonna be a noose. That is the cameraman. Why wouldn't he just cut it? It'll be a news. You know, like they'll reshoot it and use with a camera. Right. Right after they got beat up. Superimpose his face on cameraman. Yeah, we'll see if they do anything about that. All right, first things first, we gotta thank some new patrons. All right. Thank you to 6 stars 89. Dave Meltzer. What? Oh, 6 stars. All right. Yes. How cute? Sam Stu, Jeremy dabney, Benjamin Dodson, and Richard Gonzalez for doing a year sub. All right. So there you go. It's only $5 a month. Get that discount. But you can get that discount if you do it for a year. Yeah, $9 off. And we are at our Patreon dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling? Yes. And I believe the month of August broke the record for patreons, right? It did. Yeah. We are flying high. Join the party. If you succumbed to if you used to come to peer pressure, you want to be with the cool kids. Well, I mean, those shows are fun. Patreon dot com slash, what's wrong with wrestling? You get brackets, you get NXT and AW recaps. You get all the pay per views you say? Brackets. There's a rumor hot rumor. There's a hot ass rumor. But we're gonna be looking at asses later. It's not even a rumor. It's basically like AW telling you to see him punk's showing up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be an hour and a half of bottom line. A lot of those. And, you know, probably two Eric. Probably a few. Yeah. Maybe a couple. And maybe even one or two what? Oh man, she is not in the bracket, you know? And I don't want any blame this time because I didn't. This is another fan bracket. Josh isn't here? I did not make this bracket, so Josh isn't here. Okay, yeah. Well, we'll talk about it at the you have to listen to this comment on the Patreon. That's right. I was going to ask a very important question. I'm going to save it. You got to save it. Nice. And then a teaser. Yeah. And then also, make sure you subscribe to our new upcoming podcast, Hollywood hogwash. The film and TV podcast, you've all been asking for available anywhere podcasts are heard. The first episode drops this coming Monday, October 4th. We'll be recapping venom, let there be carnage. Yes. And apparently we're going to see it screen X, screen X, which I just learned is a thing. It's three screens. So there's a screen in front of you then two on the sides. Yeah. Is that true? Yes, yes. Oh, God. Because you want to do this? I'll show you, I'll show you a tea later. It looks pretty cool. Yeah, this looks pretty cool. Plus, they filmed it for that. You gotta look on the ceiling under your seat. Sony Pictures. Sony Pictures. Sony Pictures actually signed like a contract to film the film like the film their movies so that it fits that. I wonder if far from home sooner do that. Well, technically, it's Sony movie. I don't know. Maybe. Half a Sony movie at least. Yeah. I don't know. Anyways, if you haven't seen venom by this coming Monday, you can still listen to the podcast 'cause if that's gonna be at the end of the show, the rest will be talking about the latest news and rumors in Hollywood. How they would. Like Tiger king, season two. Holy shit. Yeah. It's gonna be crazy. Let's wait for that. What else is there to cover? And then you can follow that show on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at Hollywood hog pod. Hollywood hog pot. Yes, the show is called, of course, Hollywood hogwash. But on social media, Hollywood hogwash is too many letters, one specifically, sure. So Hollywood hogg pod. Go follow us. If you're a podcast, who wants to do a podcast on famous pigs in Hollywood names taken? Yeah. Sorry pal. Sorry. All right, so you ready to get this started? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. All right, so raw opens with Bobby Lashley versus big, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes. There was an episode of SmackDown. There was this thing where we just Eric. We want to do first. You're the historian, right? There was an episode of SmackDown. There was 40. Yeah. To be fair, it was it was the one before extreme rules and there really wasn't much that happened on SmackDown, so I said like, you know, fuck it, right? Right. Oh wait, that's right. There.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pizano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"One cell. Ladies and gentlemen, I think thank you once to say something. Let me relay the message. It was to say that he's sorry. And he wishes it could be as confident and sexy and a badass like Drew McIntyre. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling? I'm Andrew pizza, along with my brother Joe pizano and Eric slammed Hamilton. So I never really revealed why I didn't sign the new contract and left the show for a few weeks. Okay. You know how like when there's a birthday coming up in your date and a girl and you kind of don't want to spend any money. And so like you break up for like the birthday weeks. And then you join back later. Try to skip that. Yeah. So you guys had birthdays. Interesting. Can I just stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid expensive stupid stupid stupid stupid in the longest ones? You're my longest button. I mean to me. Yeah, oh, yeah. All right, all right, I'm just kidding. Joe owes us to present. So I'm gonna do one at a time. Andrew's birthday was first, okay. So I couldn't find rapping paper or bags. So here's the presence of a trap. It's wrapped. Just in Kroger bags. He tricked us. He said that was a bag of trash. Yeah, these are just might be. Is there anything in this one? That's the filler bags. Okay. Like what all these backs back. They're very good bags. You can have your Kroger bags. Jesus. All right, first up. Mismatched pair of flip flops. Oh, that's what she said. Dunder mifflin t-shirts. Boom. Nice. Boom. That's awesome. Thank you very much. Yeah. You're welcome. Feels pop size. Uh oh. Uh oh. Let's see what it is. What pop? All right, and we're still going here we go. And it is Han Solo. An empty Han Solo box. Han Solo. So there was oh there is something in this. It was empty. I don't know. Carnage. Yeah, that's fine. Just like that there'd be carnage. All right, not that. And a piece of paper. So it wasn't a Han Solo pop. The Shawn Michaels DX SummerSlam O 9. Coming this Christmas. Yeah, it's like Christmas. Yeah. I figured I'd pre order it. Wow. You were like, oh my God, someone pre ordered that for me. You'll get your birthday present for Christmas and your Christmas present for you. You did right. Yes. Wow. The Triple H one was coming out next week, but I was like, yeah. Why is that the Triple H? Was it just a regular two pack? Yeah. How was it? They were a fucking team. Right. Because they're in charge premium for both. There's a mister. There's 16 bucks. Mr. T and Hogan, he teamed once. Negative hang out in the box together. The hill character came out the Han Solo pop box. I know you're a collector. No, I'm okay. Okay. I'm going to have the box. He's like, no, you see the crease right here in the box? Yeah. That's good. You threw it. Throw that in the garbage ruin. It was good till you threw it. That goes right in the trash. Yeah. All right. So like I said, Andrews first and then we'll see how nice you are. Oh, oh, you didn't have mine here. I thought you were just gonna give Andrews first and then give me mine. No, we'll separate it. Like you guys did. Right, it's a two parter. Let's do another week of my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Yeah. Red card. Andrew, you get the red card. That means something in the sport you love, right? Just fill in his head with all the sport everyone loves. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was talking to Eric. Anyways, yeah, welcome to what's wrong with wrestling. Birthday is wearing a hat. Yeah, I didn't want to do my hair today. Let's go meets. Big whoop. Joe, no hat. I know. Usually hat . Usually no hat. And Eric? Swerve. Bald, as usual. All right, so before we get into SmackDown and raw. I envy you. I hate doing my hair. Yeah, I fucking mvu too. I wish I was bald really. I was fucking great. And I've always said if we get to a thousand patrons, I will shave my head. Did you say that? I did say it. Well, the offer still stands. Where are we at? I don't know. But we do have a bunch of new people. 9 98 and what? No, no. We're like, wait, 9, 9 9, 1000. We do have a bunch though this week. Yes. Anything to do with all out, which was probably the pay per view of the year. Maybe pay per view of the decade. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. But all right, thank you to Peter. Lee hogg. Tom Evans. Okay. Dexter tacker, chubby amigo. And then Mike sparks got a year sub. Okay. So shout out there. And then Todd, the exhausted one. Also, got a year sub. I feel like he's tired. He is. Yeah, of WWE. It happens as we all are. But yeah, thank you to those 6 fine people, go to Patreon dot com slash, what's wrong with wrestling? It's back. It's never been more popular than it is right now. We got brackets. Go check out the all out, pay per view for your recap. Don't do it. $5 a month, gets you everything. You can cancel every time and you could do a year sub for a discount. Yeah. So do it. Wow. And SummerSlam, 2005 recap. Yes, that's right. Up this week. Yeah. And a couple more bonus episodes for you. Right. We also have three people who bought t-shirts. Wow. So thank you to David Edwards who bought the logo. That's one. Lincoln rode in bought pizza. The real best. Hold on. Hold on. Which one did anybody can roden butt pizza? And then thank you Lincoln. Joseph sheffer, but pizza, and he also bought he made me fucking deer. Yeah. I coined that, maybe I should be able to do that. You know, I've given you lines. You've jumped on. Give me that line. Let him have this one line. Oh, okay. He has nothing else on the show. I used to do a stone cold impression until Andrew perfected it. Yeah. Again, if you get the fuck a deer T-shirt, please take a video of you walking around in public. In Walmart. Wearing it around children. And then show their react, the people's reaction. Please don't wear it while doing the action of the shirt. Or that would be amazing. Please. Please wear it picking up your children from preschool, you can't air that, but you know, wear it to Sunday church or Saturday church. Especially. Pro wrestling tees dot com slash what's wrong with wrestling 1999. Yeah, boom. There you go. All right, so SmackDown. Let's shoot it out. You know? All right, it's WWE, so. So this is gonna go home show for all out. For all out. How do they got The Usos versus the street profits in a championship contenders match? Right. You know, those things? Just do every episode now. Yes. You pretty much know the champs are losing most of the time. Most of the time, it's every time all of the time every of the times. Both teams cut promos on each other before the bell. Montez Ford hits a beautiful twisting frog splash. I don't know how he gets so much height on it. Maybe he's got ricochets trampoline or something on the turnbuckle. We're trampoline. What did I say? Ricochet? Oh, Jesus. Yeah. You know the reg, whatever. Yeah. But it doesn't need the trampoline. No, it doesn't. Say you were so breaks up the pin and attacks Ford, so the refs DQ The Usos. Oh, okay. Just for like breaking up the pin. But yeah,.