17 Burst results for "Joe Pezzano"
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"You see what it said, right below? Where he signed his name. Yeah. Cuz they, they put the contract of $7. Yeah, Finn Balor. Well, Paul Heyman brought that up after the break and he was like, it's been about his name on the contract and there's John Cena's name and then he got her P. Pretty sure that he was backwards like a seven year old when I bought my house last month, Andrew raced in. Yeah, and like went to like Irish whip me into the wall so he can sign it cuz then he don't the house, right? But I reversed it. Thank God. So quickly, jumped down, I signed my name that he then he power upon me through the table, right? But I signed it. You signed it so we couldn't, it's official. Yes, it's right off. There's the the contract you have it in your hand, I do. But Joe, I have to tell you that that contract does say Fasano. Yeah, but that's not the correct contract. That was a forgery. What's a contract? I have the dog. Contract in my hand what and it says, Andrew quesada, owns the house but Joe pezzano still has to pay for it. So there you go. What word. That's our contracts work. That's how they were packaged Inception, what's that? You're going to cross out and your name and writing samples and now you're on the house contracts and now Andrew has to pay for it off and seen. So guys, not sound new, homeowner do contracts work for all of, you know, on attorney friends. Yeah, this is how they do contracts. Yeah. So if you say, you know, someone that you hate and they're like, hey going to go sign the papers for the house today. Just show up, beat them up and sign your name Bloom announced team said. Is that legal? Then Paul Heyman explains that's not legal and then Adam Pearce says that's good enough for me. And then the bill says that Roman Reigns will defend the championship against John Cena SummerSlam like dead Would happen. Yeah like fuck Finn Balor. Fuck him. Watch Finn Balor went from the main event of SummerSlam to fighting Corbett next week on Smackdown. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah. When can I go back 10 minutes? After. You said it'd be different. This time they're losing the Corbin. I'm what next song? Biggie Cesaro and King Nakamura vs. Apollo Crews Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler. I do have seen this sure. Well the live crowd last week saw this match? Well they were playing the concert matches when they were like, oh no, we're in the rolling loud, music festival and yeah. Yeah. So they did this Nakamura wasn't even wearing the crown. Yeah, packet. He's he's, he just became the king. That's done like a month ago over them. They'll call him King Nakamura but no Crown, No More. Kings say, he lost his crown, couldn't find it and Commander. Yep. Is attacked Ric boobs for playing the guitar and the Nakamura head cruise with the Kinshasa for the win. Oh, he pinned. The I see champ, oh my God, that means nothing. Well, now see, might get a title shot. Sure, of something the other tag team match. Yeah, so, but yeah, I see champ gets pinned as he always does always, you know, even in a singles match. Next up, Edge comes out. You think Fireworks off? And we go to commercial. Oh, when we come back, Seth Rollins is standing in the ring because he attacked Edge from behind during the commercial break and hit him in the head with a TV Camera. V or hours of WWE programming. Yeah. In one week over two shows and they can't show us Seth Rollins hitting him with the camera line, right? What they found clearly. Some sort of like ploy to trick the audience, like, oh you missed it cuz you're watching commercials when I was during the commercial during the commercials. Yeah, so I don't know. Yeah, like it's dead. I'm trying to trick you like, don't ever don't ever change the channel, never change. Everything could happen. No Rollins or miss it. Rollin says, if I can't be the universal Champion that neither can Edge and the crowd chanting, we want Becky the whole time and hoping that he'll go home and tell Becky, they want you, they, they want you. All right? You want your right? Then. The main event of SmackDown. We have Sasha Banks and Bianca a vs Carmella and Zelena vague Bel Air pres is Sasha over her head and throws her onto both of the women and then Sasha mix Carmelo tap to the bank. Statement Vegas oh and five now I think has been back. Welcome back, Vega welcome back after the match Bank, symbol are celebrate together. We go. And then of course the inevitable happens. Name is Bianca. A backstabber and a turn that everybody saw coming course literally everyone. So that's why you shouldn't have waited. You should just done it right away. Yeah she gives her some punches or tornado DDT off. Like a rope and then make smell are tap to the bank statement. Then she holds up the smackdown Women's Championship and then they tell her note that we still got thirty seconds left. So then she puts her in the bank statement again to end the show. Yeah off Sasha's back. You know this is our Summer Slam match it certainly better than Carmella again or even Vega cuz you know she's going to lose at least with Sasha you think there's clearly a chance. She can win it back. Yeah yeah. But we have to re match WrestleMania she leaves and she comes back in immediately rematch. You actually, this is the first time at WrestleMania. Rematch has been at SummerSlam. Yeah. Seth Rollins. Brock Lesnar off Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar. Yeah, I do this all the time. Yeah, it's fair. I mean, you know, they had a, they had a really good match. I don't mind seeing this again, I do don't give me a rematch at a bank for. Oh yeah the next big football. I guess money, the bank is five now but the next big four, I get the same match, you should write your local Congressman money. In the bank is a big for now. Survivor Series wage. Never no money. The bank is a big for now. Cuz Survivor series is not a big for any more as a better big for, in a long time. Yeah, son. Really has sense because there's no implications in, it's nothing like, yeah, that's been any Championship matches? No. No, you know, Liberty, Mutual insurance customizes, car insurance. So you only pay for what you need, you know what, honestly, that's all we really want, you know, fairness home, he wanted in sports. They wanted in life. That's why all sports we love have rules. That's why we have offsides so players don't float down the field or the ice and get cheap breakaways. That's why there are foul polls side life out of bounds in sports. 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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew Pizano along with my brother, Joe pezzano, and Eric's, lamilton animals. And, you know, it's so nice of you to let your brother. Be a special guest host. Oh sure. Oh my God, he misses a show or to let me go early. All the jokes God I have been off. Two more shows. The last two years than you have my friend so hard time. They're the boys. Rebecca hard time. Eric? Okay, there we go. Way to kick off the show. I guess. What are we WWE? Oh, he enough with bullshit. The longest viewed in all of wrestling. That's right. Joe and Eric. Yep. Me and Josh squashed it appears. You guys watched it? You said that apology? Yeah, yeah. So, another week of SmackDown and Raw. Yeah. Another week of another week is yet. We Bill saying, $50 all along that they've been piping in audio and you all finally heard it and we're going to play it today, right? Oh yes, and they're China Walker like oh is it audio mishap now we were it was it was a you know just a snafu from the production truck bull shit. We now have proof that you type in like why aren't you faking crowd reaction? We finally have the crowds back. Like now we have crashing their billing rains, ye bad guy right right? No John Cena sucks. Chants. When he came out. Yeah. Yay. It's good. If they're going to Boo or not love Drew McIntyre. Because you're not booking in properly, then let them vote you McIntyre. Yeah. Turn him, he'll do something help him something with, but don't don't fiber in like oh I'm sitting at home. I'll look there cheering Drew, right? I guess he's not so bad. Yeah, stop assuming we're all stupid. Right? Where like back then Goldberg chants and no one's mouth is moving. That's yes, exactly, right. Who is Tristan this exists? Because everybody knows how stupid it is. But we're loyal, we're fucking loyal and that's why they can keep producing shit every day. Someone was dropping the W Network or not watching or as the ratings plummet we wouldn't be watching wage. Maybe we would record it but I certainly watch both shows where Sports shows now. Twelve shows the only way. No way I'm being paid to do a job. So and that's why we do it but the ratings get lower every week, I don't care who they bring on and, you know, now they're just trying to tell us who to cheer for, right? It's so dumb. Yeah, don't get me wrong. I love this podcast but like, you know, the thought of not having to watch these shows anymore, excites me for sure, for sure. I mean, look, finally announced being forced to watch for dinner wrestling shows and a week. Well, that's crazy. Even when I was a kid and I loved WWE, right? Even when you loved it, you didn't watch it that much. Oh, like, I love The Simpsons, but I don't watch it. Like every time it's on t, t like three hours on Monday. Yeah. Well, clearly Tuesday the office. Yeah, it's craziness. Yeah. I think most fans at this point, when you're getting a 1.2 on either show With three four hundred million people living on this in this country. Yeah, it's proof. That everyone's pretty much a part-time fan now. Yeah. You know, a few of these people watch this week, a few of these people watch them, like, oh my God, I can't wait to see which Stone Cold does, right? And his reaction of what McMahon did, why no one's doing that anymore? No one. Oh, I can't wait to see Roman Reigns. Come out and sit on Cena dead again. This week, he references his joke, visit went over. I mean, that's a reference that again. I can't wait to see if Drew McIntyre in his sword. His big big, sorry that has a vagina, I guess. Oh yeah, got a woman's name. Yeah, I love medieval places Angela. What does he Tony Danza from? Who's the boss, Angela? No, no, he's Negan is America is Negan? Yeah, that's just what they did. They were just like, oh, Walking Dead Lucille. Oh, now he's got a sword with a woman's name. What should we, something? That's not as popular as it used to be wage. I just walking and like four years after, you know, know like five years after right papi, right? Yeah, like Negan showed up in 2016 that's how fucking long ago that way, you know, God with this deal right now, so yep. All right, so we're going to get the SmackDown and Raw cuz we have two. But first at first, we have to thank for new patrons. So thank you to Robert Conner. Gerardo Connolly's all yeah bottom is olives, Charles Willits and Pops. Charge, Papas, and Beer. Yeah, very nice cold a Prestige. So, you know, yeah, patreon.com what's wrong? With wrestling $5 a month, gets you everything you can cancel, anytime go check out our brackets. We got the aw in NXT recap. All the pay-per-view Recaps including SummerSlam, which will be later this month and will. And then, we also just released new bracket and I would encourage you to pay for the year now. If you haven't absolute dead. Prices are going up inflation covid-19. You can find somebody who makes missionary position, are genuine for two decades, team in your life, what's going to be worth? But yeah, ice the missionary jokes, keep on coming down a good one. Seen it says tonight. Roman Reigns signs a contract with Finn Balor for the universal Championship at SummerSlam, much respect to Balor but it proves my point that Roman Reigns absolutely sucks. Roman Reigns is a scared little kid Roman Reigns as to change every two years because you people stop caring about him know why there and he has nothing. Roman Reigns is nothing more than a lazy stooge named. Joe, I would have embarrassed your ass at SummerSlam, and, you know, it, you didn't reject me because of how I look, you're afraid to fight me because of how I'll make you look off the mic. Nice, he's going to leave, but then Baron Corbin comes out and Cena forgets who he is at first. Because, of course, he looks homeless. Now, what is seen to say? 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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Pay-per-view. I know. Pay-per-view WWE Symphony of them have a guitar match. Okay, what about this for you? They're going to have a piano match this if you have a drum off. Yeah. V drum match that they have, right. But the IC title this match was brought to you by Liberty, Mutual and the new Monday Night Raw. Robot, did you guys see the Monday Night Raw? Robot song? It wasn't sure. What I was seeing, I think was watching NFL and he was like, he's always in fact, they've got a robot, let's get a robot. Yeah bottom right. Yeah. Vince, why don't you put a make it create a Monday Night Raw robot I don't remember. Yeah, hey robot. I love you. And he's only, it's only a top half of a book. It's a robot head, a body and arms. There's no legs. I was so tough. It's a muppet. Did you not see it? No, I didn't. I only saw it and I think it was time. I showed it was for the Elias Ryker match. And then the robot, the CGI, robot flies to the screen, and then took turns, and sprays fire to show Liberty Mutual. It was like what? The fuc? Yeah, he's going on. Anyways, let's ask for the match. Rank your brakes guitar over Elias is back home, but that's just to take us to commercial break. Yeah. Usually that would end the match. They find on a piano for what felt like forever and then Elias hit record twice with the cello but Riker kicked out. Yeah, I mean, it's just a cello right? Hollow sure, you know, sure what you have anything like, why you? Because it didn't break the first time, right? But in the end, at least that a really good spot at the end, right? Yep. Plx. Elias off the second rope ran through two tables on the floor. That was nice. Yeah, record got the win which is one everyone. Yeah. How is this a few? Yeah you this I think. I'm pretty sure this is Jacob in joke but I think this is their fourth match. Right? Is there a one every ties there? A mercy rule, seriously. Like okay we don't have to continue this food Feud because I've won four times, they did kind of say, I mean, you know, they could be fucking with us, but they were like the commentary did kind of say like this is the last one. So cross your fucking fingers and hope. Hopefully Vince remembers next week. Wage wires are my car primer before he gets a title Riker. Yeah he's not getting there like crazy shows right now. One guy this is it. It's over now. Yeah. Right. So, this is filler there's a filler push? Yeah I guess so I feel that know the guy that's actually talented is getting jobbed out. I know. I know know like that's the guy you put down. As that, like not as big as Rusev, but he has, you know, a good time where he has almost there. He was almost there. Yeah. And and they just did they drew they were, they were going crazy for Thursday. I've seen him get like nuclear. He. Yeah, the fucking Seattle thing and yeah, sure, sure, sure. Oh, he had those chance man for awhile. Walk with Elias. Yeah. Yeah. Back page, Adam Pierson, Sony developed ailments or that he'll I love saying that name that he will be in front of the WWE Universe for the first time lies. What? Yeah, I need like a liar button or something. I don't even understand it. It's lies. He is undefeated in Saudi Mania, right? He has been on NXT where he's had matches main event where he's had met when they were crowds. Yeah. What is going on? Yeah, I guess they just completely forgot that a year-and-half ago. They had an audience, right? They're never home. I don't even understand what the gain, what they're gaining by lying to these fans like oh maybe if they they think men store hasn't wrestled in front of fans, they'll be more like inclined to want to see. He's literally only one in front of fairs like Jesus. He got called up to rise. I'd like to matches. Yeah. That every week you just backstage Raleigh and so long to inject monster Folly walks in and Sonia tells him. We approved your request to compete as a tag team next week. On Raw, at least says, I didn't make any request and then started says I did. I'm, I realized now you've just been trying to help me. So let's be a tag team. Yeah. And all he says, fine, just this one time and you better not screw it up. Why does he want to be with Ali? Ali sucks. He does, you know what I mean? He was glad we're too stupid. To grab the briefcase before Lesnar random right 32nd. This is a real idiot 30 seconds. 80th. Yeah, right. So they walk Play. But then, Seamus walks up, complaining that he has to face and Burke do cardio again, but it's because Seamus attacked Carrillo before their last match. At least this had like an explanation wage instead they're just like well there was fighting. Again, this wasn't okay, we'll get back to that later. Credit Karma has always been there to help you make better financial decisions and now they want to help you even more. With a credit karma may spend account. 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Don't miss out on the chance to gain your betting advantage. Next up we have Charlotte Flair's Championship celebration. She gets in the ring and says this feels good. Yeah, that's what I did. I ralphed for five minutes. She always says, Rhea Ripley could do as many of my moves actually once but she will never measure up to the original. Then the crowd chants for Becky Lynch and Charlotte says, Becky's at home breastfeeding, while I'm waiting, the entire women's division, it's Becky later, tweeted breastfeeding at home and still the most over woman in the division. Accurate, very one hundred percent. Yeah, I thought your personal, we will see you in Vegas for your interview. Why do we poop on flare so much? I mean, come on, she's not the greatest woman's a champ of all time. Well, we had a bracket 13 at that time were checking out our bracket on, who's the best woman wrestler ever. Yeah, spoiler alert. It ain't heard Joe pezzano made. Sure of that. Probably off. Make sure that too. So yeah, I mean, Stacey key would be Charlotte the first round spoiler. Oh God, I'm just kidding. Don't disrespect this podcast.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Yeah. Have like Ivar dunking butt Shack. S moment right in Spanish stunts in a movie right? You know yeah we're going to do fake shit. Yes. The best part of the best part was Sasha was smoking. Yeah you get. Did you see what she wore? Oh my god. Did you see her being stretched out on the inside? Said that it was being a threat. Oh my God! Some trainer. He would have been her version. Toyota. She was being a stretch like moaning. She's like oh he has. He's stretching her. Like if you play it on a loop you could finish. No, my point is dead. Yes she was barefoot. Yes. Yes. Been nice. Speaking of busting nuts. Sunny AKA Tammy. The 6th. Yeah. I feel like we're back in 2015. Yeah back when she was in the news every week right. Sunday. Tammy the snitch. She's back on onlyfans. Yeah and she's looking for some coat stars to be in her videos. Come on with you all know this is Joe pezzano spot here. I actually applied I was chosen. Yeah she sent me the waiver yeah and let me read it to you, okay. You are fucking at your own risk who knowing that she has the following. It's just all of them. Right? What the stitches. Yeah. But sit at home is all and thus it is for Life obviously, just kidding. But yeah. Eric said it's amazed like joke. Take one for the city and I was like sure, why dog? Sure. Why not? Now I have to say she looks worse than ever does she? Yeah, I mean, I wasn't sure. You know, I haven't really has been in jail still though like, Who's like your favorite of? All time of anything, you have a woman, human of all time, like hottest, okay? Let me just go and Stacy his face. You know, why not would have been Stacy got what stage? Well, she has fifty-five now. Probably not 55. Let's say Stacy was fifty-five. Yeah, and got way out of shape. Oh, that's the know if it's sunny, is a whole nother level like white trash ugly. Now, here's you still nice, but she's just chunky. You wouldn't just say chubby like State like a seat by. Like Sony's, chubby, how old is Sonny? I don't know, I like your age. I'm just saying she was like oh you know, like she was. Yeah, but I was like a kid who's in her forties. Yeah, they might both be in the. Yeah. Maybe she's a little older but still off. But I don't know, man. The son, he's like you can't. She's 48 Sunny. There you go. She's Forty-Eight. So no for me dawg. It's a no for me dawg. Preview for her sex tape alone. Like I just watching that Stacy's younger. Wow 41! Yeah! Wow. And she still looks amazing. Sure. Sure. The shame she's not looking for co-stars. All right, rumor time hit the music. There's no music, no, rumors, Finn Balor, more people to join the English Club maybe. So I've seen in their Brock know that's like a first one. That's going to work a full schedule. Okay. So many will be in Saudi Arabia, confirm that I missed the Kevin Owens, 170 ones will be, I don't even fucking remember on this thing. Anyway, spiteful is reporting that Sony event will be adding yourself to the Money in the Bank ladder match them..
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew zondo along with my brother, Joe pezzano Jones now. Yes, that's, that's it. So yeah, there's no music this week. There's, there's going to be no getting whatsoever. So if we say something offencive, oh boy, I we can't cut it this week. Those wops like we do every other week. Yeah. I think that's the only thing we were Italian. Yeah, that's It's about the only slur we can set the only slur. Yeah, yeah. So let's lets you know, this is the show, it's just explain myself. But my computer crap out, right? It's currently being fixed. Yeah, by the Apple Geniuses. Oh boy. Thank God for those jeans. It's fairly new. It's four years old. Well, yeah. So I had to bring it in a couple of weeks ago and I realize it was against or any. Well, yeah, I had to bring it up. I had to bring it in a few weeks ago to get the fan fixed. Yeah. And when they fixed the fan they broke everything out Geniuses. So yeah. Well it's you know since the passing yeah, Steve Jobs probably said ever since he died, the apple has a bit as good. He can't fix everything anymore. They have to let other people do it. Yeah, I guess the new guy doesn't yell and scream at them as, as badly as Steve Jobs dead. Yeah. He's like, they're buying it, so whatever, whatever. Yeah, these computers don't work as good as they show, no sound board, gnome On board won't kill them with no, there's no sound board that's gonna be you gotta soundboard break. Yes, probably. Okay. Yeah we get a little break. So yeah. Yeah we're going back in time to like wow one of our first shows there was even music on the first show there was yeah. Oh well yeah. All right. Where we sat around a microphone like a campfire. We shared One microphone Faith leaning. I don't even know what video are fans are going to. If you're watching I don't know if it's going to be on this on this FaceTime. One that's on your computer. You want to pop in and say hi just needs. Yeah, there's see. Joe is here. Yeah, I had a camera. I don't know, man. This this has been an awful week. Wow. Well enough a weak technology package T I guess we're dealing with that. Now, we're here to review. Just go live from now on May Saint Louis. That's even money to live Facebook liya..
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"It. And it actually makes sense that they both got jobs and out, right? Cuz that was fucking crazy. They weren't competing for anything. They're both competitors in the money in the bank already. In builds up a feud for them in that match. Sure. And neither of them are going to win. So doesn't even matter. Correct. The storytelling, huh? This is still a thing storytelling. Who are you? Oh, you want storytelling next up. We have Charlotte Flair Natalia. Oh, boy. And to Mena, I've seen this song versus Rhea Ripley. Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke which neither teams are heels or faces. I think they're all heels. Actually, yeah, I'm very confused, but very Charlotte. Italian Samina have a backstage interaction before the match and Tamina is so god-awful I know. She's like on another planet when she's not speaking and then they like, you know, it's like she's just a robot like push the button to activate the robot beat born and then she just says her lines with zero, emotional? Yes? Yeah, we're going to beat them. We are going to come angry, great, Grouse Ridge, and painting Brock, and Charlotte Flair dead. Rhea Ripley shark fact, part part part part. Sorry it's generally Center, but man. Yeah. Next up we have Jackson Reich. I'm sorry, I didn't get to the match. That's right, I didn't care. It's okay. And then there was a match thankfully this only lasted five minutes. Yeah. After Charlotte Hit menu with the big boot for the wind. And then after the match Ripley, chop block Charlotte's knee from behind, and then quickly left of ring, everyone's a, he'll why does it matter, right? Who cares. Who cares? Do you want to see an Italian Samina fight many rows and Dana? No. Do you want to see? Charlotte Andrea fight again? Definitely not. All right, then I don't want any of this. Yeah, please get it. Now you get all of it. Oh, thing and one match. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Nick. So we have Jackson, Ryker versus Elias, you know, match after after. All right, we're two getting tired of Kofi, right. You know, this is this is a strap match, right? Cuz they have one of those different like wage. Guitar strap match cuz, you know, allies is a musician, you know, would have been clever, but no, looking back stage before the match, Riker was whipping himself, in the back with the strong. You know, what is he? He's the guy from the, what was that? Passion of the Christ? No, no. He the VIN Danse known her coat actually code. That's not a bulb. Yeah. So he's whipping himself. Does our runs by but Riker doesn't care. What is it? Dan Brown who wrote that? Yeah I don't really think Dan Brown. Dan Brown said Dan Schneider. Yeah right he doesn't care about those Iowa so he runs by age than our true. That shows up and asks Riker, why you doing that? Are you unhappy with yourself? Can you see me John Cena? Yeah and Riker stopped sweeping himself and says I'm preparing myself for battle aging myself of any weakness and exploring where to inflict the most pain on my opponent. Just a side note here, if the purge was a real thing, this guy would definitely do it. Oh my God, he'd be the first one off. I know, sure. I don't even meet his character. Like, no, real like him. Yeah. Yeah. You do it, right. So true says, thanks for sharing, man. When you're done, can I borrow that strap? I know, I can lasso till 6 and get my baby back, but Ryker doesn't respond, which is the correct way. Cracked. So truth checks his imaginary watch and then runs away. So I was just more you know. Yeah more that for sure. It's yeah. As for the match this was your average strap match, you know I whip you you with me off we went to each other, he would be each other and then rieker gets the win with like a spinning side. Walk slam or whatever that move is called. Also what was up with ryker's ring gear? It looked like they forgot to mail Mojo Rawley. His Bat is trash bag. Yeah. Old possessions. And they're just like here, put these on. He's like oh they've got these forgotten off on gear. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Now, like here use this. I don't know Mojo, Mojo's. Can you just look so much like Zach Ryder? It's weird. I know. Yep, very weird. He's going to come out with a freaking bath. Ultratan next week wound. Everyone broke. Yeah. Things just like, you know, I did fake razor fake Diesel and I kind of miss him. So fake your fake Friday or just say you did off the steroids. Yeah. No. Go buy some goddamn toys and go buy some steroids I can real more steroids. Next up, we have riddle versus AJ Styles versus your McIntyre money in the bank qualifying match. Yeah backstage before the match Damien priest wishes riddle. Good luck. Brutal says I'm not riddle. I'm Randy Orton. What do you want? He's trying to act like wage. Pretty says okay Randy. Well if you see riddle tell him I saw that Burger King has a new Peking sandwiches out. I figured we'd go grab a bite but I but you know, I guess she's not here. So real freaks out. He's and then eventually he's like, no, it's it's really me. It's me increases like, yeah, I know. Yeah, no fucking shit. And then freeze tells riddle. Just so, you know, Randy's the 1,000 lucky to have you as his friend fucking one winner, when like a riddle or friends. Sure when did this happen? A NXT. No. Yeah, I think so. I remember back stage, you were always backstage. Yeah, your bestie. They look like they get high together besties. That's probably true. Yeah also, Kevin Patrick interviews McIntyre before the match and Drew gives us another song. History lesson. Thanks for that extra. I appreciate that. Yeah, he hates you. Now, we like you've gotta not supposed to fight. Lastly, anymore for the title, I'm going to win this briefcase in place, actually for the title home. Get a mid-match riddle and styles. Team up to put McIntyre through it announced table or the announce table and then Styles worked on riddle for a while. But I liked how every few minutes, he would leave the ring to kick McIntyre a few more times. Make sure he stays down his fucking keeping it, real. Yes, riddle. Has a j with Orton's DDT and goes for the RKO, but Styles catches them and gave a slam outside. The ring rental tries to kick AJ but he moves and riddle kicks. The steel steps and sells it as if his foot is broken. Yeah. And the trainers help riddle to the back. So right off you bear Fort. Are you barefoot? You idiot. Yeah you got what's wrong with you gotta Where You Gotta Wear boots or something? I guess, Surfer, Rusev War didn't have anything. Rusev was barefoot. When I first came to the main roster and then injured his ankle and then he wear boots for the rest of his career, right? Yeah, cuz he was out for a while. The day that Joe pezzano becomes a writer dead In WWE. Yeah, okay, let's see. First item riddle riddle Camira here fucking shoes. Yeah, yeah, put on your boots, a little slow, right. Fuck this month already talking to these bro. Really get funky shoes yet. Just just be like I built this time machine. We can go back in time and put boots on all the Barefoot wrestlers, Yokozuna song. Give me a second. You gotta.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Oneself, just saw another last weekend. Hey, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew Fasano along with my brother, Joe pezzano, and Eric's lamilton Hamilton. And no, I'm not faking interests in recapping Raw and SmackDown this week. I'm super excited. How about you guys? Cuz they're trying a little bit cuz like they're kind of trying. I was being sarcastic. What? Trying to Big upset slash? Yeah, a couple of big upsets. You had to Hell in the Cell matches. Yeah. And apparently they just do anytime now. Big wolf hell in the cell is no longer, a big deal to sell big, whoop every episode off and you guys better get peacock or else you can only watch to Hell in a Cell matches for free instead of for ya this week, right? My God. Yeah. Yeah. There's only one word for Thursday. Idiocy Nikki cross is different. Oh she's different. All right. I mean oh she wanted a war, a new ideas. She won an award. No member. They're saving all the good ideas off with fans returned. I was really hard as a hot rumor. That's the one that might be the best rumor I've ever heard. Yeah. The funniest rumor, you know one of our fan made them up, nice to put that horse also. Good idea. That's amazing for when fans returned. What? Good ideas, like Becky returning Edge returning, those are Lesnar. Yeah, those are not. Yeah, that's just what needs to happen. Yeah. No. Let's have the big return that, you know, Hell in a Cell and the Thunderdome a month before we have fans back. We were going to wait to form retribution but we did it when the fans weren't bound. We have a better a better way to get rid of all the bad idea. Yeah. Yeah. Get all those bad ideas out of the way. Yeah. And we'll be all right. A faction came in when in the time of covid-19 dead. I've got a couple of ideas here. One I've got a stable with Samoa, Joe and Bobby Roode and Kevin Owens. AAA Transit other idea is a guy called retribution, and it's a bunch of people that are angry with WWE, but we don't know why and we'll never know. Why will never find out. It's a bunch of guys who kind of aren't doing anything and we'll call them dumb names. Like off. Sounds hilarious idea, you want to go with while we don't have fans. Well, you know, it's a bad one. I hate Samoa Joe, he's a horrible wrestler. Oh God, Bobby roode's. And perhaps I should just put some other John tomiczek Kevin oranges are Phat phuc, but have you seen have you seen Shane Thorne? I saw a random episode of NXT where Johnny Gargano beat Saint turned, five minutes and I thought that just start their ghetto. Jake toward let's put paper plate off. Hey, I'll cut out myself by the way. Anybody on the plate is your neighbors are five minutes. Going back to an Eric said, about a faction came and went during covid-19. Multiple fact, multiple fact, because the hurt business also came and went during covid-19 S8. Yes. My God. That's so scared out. A judge doesn't matter under his name anymore. Yeah. It's like it's like office space right now. Doesn't matter? Oh man. Yeah this is crazy. It is it is it is it is this is crazy. But you know money the bank next month will be there with ya slim be there and you know when we'll get to the we'll get to the money the Bank matches. But so far, they don't really look very good. At least the ones that have been dead. Announced right River. Very, certainly get to that. But first, we want to thank a couple of new patrons. Thank you to Brandon Hill, and Max moons over my Slammy. Nice. Thank you to those who were very real people. Three references in that. Do you know all three? I know the Denny's reference. Yes, moons over my hammy. Max moon was a, yes life. That was Slammy Awards. Yeah. Horse lamilton. Max moon was shut up. The next one was Conan, right? Yeah. Oh God. So yeah, thank you to Brandon Hill and Max moons over my Slammy, go to patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling. You can check out our Helen, a salary cap and if you like that pay-per-view, as much as what she did, then you'll love our recap. Absolutely, $5. Gets you all the bonus content? All the brackets. We've done, yeah, generally good stuff, promising, his romance, explosion magical, but now he's Elements explosion. Sure. Wow, you guys better stop Bob, really hate smoking his pipe in history. I think, I want to win this game anymore, cuz who do? I am romantic split. The winner is the loser. Yeah. Oh, so it's like a woman's match in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, right. Yeah. According to the Saudis. Yeah, yeah, we also have or three fans up on t-shirts. Thank you to Braden Wilson and Jonathan Lorenzo for buying a kick out, spear pin, repeat shirt, that time of the year. It's never been more relevant. It's Roman seasons. Change is always Roman season, January Roman season, February Roman season, April roaming fees, and all the way to the 7th, April romances wrestlemanias. Yeah, Romania season, right? And then also a shout out to Nicole Foreman who bought a pizza shape sir. Yes. She actually bought it for her. Husband's birthday. Oh, that's very Frist Foreman. Yeah we never yes boss. Yes, we do. We know Chris and Nicole. Yeah. So so birthday there. That's right. Yeah. And yeah. Go to pro wrestling. Tees, what's wrong with wrestling to get a t-shirt? You like, cool? Kids bought me a new shirt or last one was who are you? Who are you? Yeah. Are you I still I still need to get us. No shirt. Yeah we have to buy our own shirts to just like that's funny cause we're just we're just regular Joes. Anyways, on the smackdown we open with an in-ring promo from Ray Mysterio. He talks about Roman Reigns powerbombed my son, he powered by my son Dominic, my little baby boy, he's only three years old and he did a wrestling move to him any wrestling ring back on a wrestling show through him and parity that son of a beach. It's Ray what he threw him out of the ring and luckily Dominic can walk. He said he can walk. Oh God. Know when he'll be back in the ring but I don't want to wait until the pay-per-view. I want to find roaming in the on the Cell match tonight. We were found out why they're rumors as to why? Well that's that's happened because Fox wanted a Hell in a Cell match on Smackdown, to try to help ratings. Wow, their power spoiler alert. Yeah, didn't work, right? What are they going to do with? What could they feel? Like this is the best. This, this is the biggest ratings smackdowns had since May May 22nd or something. Like that's like, wow, great job. And it's like barely. It was like a little poop like nothing, but she didn't even matter, right? It's a little. That's why anything good will be spoiled even though if you had a CM Punk, like return, don't talk about it. Yeah. I, you know, get ratings over time ever.
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"If he's not allowed to talk about. Just the podcast. Yeah. Well they probably sold out already, right? I'm sure, I think already cuz that screenshot said there were three left when there's that many people probably 10 left. They just put that only three left there so we can check it. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Cuz if off W e wasn't doing this. Sean one would probably be $100 at the most right? I'm sure. Also, I was looking around on Cameo, I did see something a little distasteful thoughts have Brody Leon there and they just have temporarily unavailable temporarily yeah that's the main maybe update your website a little there. Yeah and also this is for Joe pezzano. WWE is going to be doing tryouts during the week of Summer, Slam in Las Vegas. Trust will give either will give Elite male and female athletes and performers the opportunity to showcase their talents and abilities. With the goal of being selected, to begin training at the state-of-the-art performance center. Sorry, ran out of breath, and then being called up to the main roster, to be a walk-in clown. Exactly. And even if Joe got the job, they'd be like, well, here's your salary and just like, I quit and the quit. You don't like working for half your salary. Half. That's all the news that I wouldn't do my dream for half. What are they? All right. Then on showroom have to at least go off if I'm like if you register and they'll tell you if you're selected or not. Yeah. That would prefer to get me. Like open thing said, the registered you click here. Yeah. Right. Click here to register. And and what send our bunnyboy footage of the joy, the pies on tapes or something, you know? Yeah, not worried, I mean, that's literally better than half the talent that they have on there. I mean, just be on the mic. They whatever, we'll talk about it. Hey, you could maybe a backstage correspondent course. Now is there. Somebody again, Bailey's dad. That's what I think. Yeah, there you go. There you just learn how to laugh. Yeah God. Yeah, never mind, right? Thoughts are rumors. Kevin Owens wins. Back the universal title, maybe Balor Club to finally get a second member to switch off. Lesnar willingly Works a full schedule. No next year's WrestleMania will be in Saudi Arabia. Go to the wrestling. Observer reports that WWE is hoping to bring the Rock in for Survivor Series this year with the hopes that it would lead to Rock vs. Reigns at WrestleMania. I've been going to try to convince him cuz he's there. Yeah. Favorite rock, rock rock rock seems to like love wrestling enough that he might be like, I need to save wrestling and lose her. A no bad and lose her veins. Yes. Short. Right back cuz I mean even when Ruby Riot got released. He like tweeted at her. Yeah, he did. He was like, you even, you know who Ruby Riot is brown? Yeah, well, he's tweeted about before. I mean, she keeps up with the business, the first your business. There you have to keep up with the business if you wanted to watch the business and be part of the business. I said, fuck. You have been this long time ago. I want no part in Venice. Yeah, but I'll talk to you about the business. Also, this is exciting. PW Insider reports. That WWE will have a show this fall in Saudi Arabia. I can't wait for those Recaps, are always so much fun, so good, where we will announce our purchase of the company. Probably. Yes, because the greatest WrestleMania show. Yes. It will be amazing. We will finally have is John Michaels versus Reservoir am on Saudi Night Raw, Yokozuna vs the Ultimate Warrior dead. Don't tell me it can't be done some money. Buys everything. Yeah. John Cena is the perfect size for the Ultimate Warrior. Yeah, well off Turn on Machinery, bought from that kid in China. Could just put these clothes on. Oh, this could be open through the oh God. Jesus. Yeah. Also off the wrestling Observer, Vince McMahon wants, Roman Reigns, to turn back into a Babyface sooner rather than later, which seems ridiculous. Yeah. But not deny, that Vince wouldn't say something retarded like this, right? But yeah, like where this is going like he's the biggest deal in the company right now. Right? Right. But we'll see also according to fight full fiber Nivens. Name on Raw will be due drop What can you repeat that? Her name will be due. Drop That's what they're reporting, that, that that's one of the names that's been thrown around. And she might be due dropped drunken man. Okay. I love how they don't know yet. They probably don't know yet, right? Have like a list of names, like off doing it. So, they probably just like, wrote on her joke is like, hey, I bet you Vince will choose this stupid name. If I read it on there, right, and then probably just like Piper Niven. What's that Piper? This okay, men off at first, I love it. Your ingenious, but I'll check credit for it. I'm a junior. There you go. What hired you you thought of an homage? Yeah. So back to ringside news. Events has a new pet peeve. He doesn't want the writers and producers to suggest cold matches anymore. Oh, what's it called? Match match. Match is where it's a match that has nothing with with two wrestlers. Had nothing to do each. Oh okay. Like Drew McIntyre and AJ Styles like McIntyre the Viking. Raiders versus styles of Austin Lashley off. Oh wow. That's crazy. You know imagine that. Yeah sounds so great. Maybe that's why we're seeing Nakamura Corbin 5. Yeah because Jeff. Hardy vs John Morrison, huh? Well, I found a cold match their Vinnie Mac. Yeah, I think you're on drugs. They're not know. We used to go getting together, Cedric. I just wrestling match against the Superstar and I will still put my career on the line for you cuz I know you suck. Dear Lord, dear Lord, anything else. That's all I got. Okay, it's true that I'm speaking of Piper Nevin. Oh wow, let's just do some. Do drop for facts and a fib. Oh God, this is for do drop. I love when there's new people on cuz I want to learn about them. See what the hell's going on there? You guys might get this. I don't know. This is this is random shy, know nothing.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew Pizano along with my brother, Joe pezzano and Eric's lamilton. Hamilton, your pie on pump gas will get you possibly be pumped for hanging out with my friends. Yeah, yes. Okay. Certainly not really. That's the only reason I'm here. And finally promised we're going to play with action figures. Yeah, six. Yeah, like, bhaj Mader larger-than-life. We're gonna finally take Hulk Hogan. Out-of-the-box, no. No, you're not allowed or you said, he's still afraid. He's first of all, but hugs. Are you still in racist jail? Yeah, hopefully with mr. T. That is that's his punishment Angela, Eric Peg maybe, you know, $30 for this and just so you know if I keep it in the box and ten years worth $31, so fuck off. He's not line. No I agree. Circle gets the Square Off. Yeah man, another another re-run, of course a shadow. What else would you possibly expect? So I got so mad last week with the reruns and I was just like, how could they you put on the same, the matches every week and expect people to stay interested, right? Couple of fun things this week that will get to where there though. I think maybe they, you know, you're talking to fun moments of one. Second each in 5 hours is not saying much right. Not saying much at all. 30 seconds of enjoyable content in five five hours. I must have it checked my notes again, cuz you said something about fun, I don't know, maybe, I mean, Monday Night, Raw fun. I mean, so, I never watched RAW live anymore, because it's so fucking awful. Okay. I try to watch it. I literally sneeze raw, like 10 minutes before you guys got here. And that's not a joke. Like, and you started at, like, 10 a.m. know. So, like, I'll be started at 6. Yeah. And and the Mets are playing into birth. Was pitching last night so I fucking watched that obviously. Yeah, and baseball. I looked on Twitter and I see Shayna baszler looking at or talking to Lily the doll. Yeah. And I'm just like, okay, how late can I wait to watch the show rights Tuesday, right? Because my God, what the fuc? Am I watching right now? Hey, Shana, we think you're too serious. We're going to need you to get involved with some magic. Yeah. Imagine Alexis looking worse and worse saying is trying to put her own submission on home. So yeah. You know. It's better make up the killer said, I like turtles. That's what she looks like now. Yeah. Big giant. Black eyes. Raccoon eyes. Oh sure. What is this like parent Paris Hilton box tape? Yeah, yeah seriously. Good Lord wow. So yeah. First we have to take a couple of new patrons. So thank you to Mills and Mikey be who got a year subscription wage. Judge. So big. Shout-out to my key. Be thank you buddy. Yeah. And then we have some patrons that bought T-shirts because we had a Memorial Day sale and pro wrestling. Tees, what's wrong wrestling? So big shout-out June. Jeff shabo, who are you? Yeah. Oh, that's Eric's brother but happening and then Robert Hamilton song lyrics other brother. Oh they're buying you your birthday presents. Now wait, what shirt that you already have pizza. Oh there by Mimi shirts. Yeah that's fun. And off Andrew jurgis. Also got a pizza shirt. Oh I know what happened. You guys all convened for the wedding and you like, you know, I do a podcast. You could support it guys. Right there. Like will buy a phone. Now here's money by. Yeah, who've NCO Valenzuela bought a pizza shirt and then Mika. We're rich. Micah Micah, sorry, Micah. Wow, dead That was like a fucking EuroTrip moment, right there. Michael Dwyer Rich. Got the logo shirt, I'm sure you pronounce the last name, wrong percent Pizza. I know eighty percent Pizza wage. I mean, it's the, it's the most fun. Sure we have for. It is a lot. You know what, your well, you know what, I still have to get us. I forgot to get them, but I never got all of us. The this church. Who are you have to order those? I put that I put that in the rotation like every four times. Yeah, I gotta get that one. Just has to have it for a money in the bank. Sure. That's for sure. Will remind me like tomorrow or something along them. That's right. It don't make it Eric cuz she'll just wear, like a stone-cold shirt. When we go to the pockets. Never supports us. You mean like when we go to live shows? I'm going to livestream. Yeah. You were like your WrestleMania Hamilton shirt when we went to our last WrestleMania. It's like, that's the time where we have to show the world who we are off. That's okay. We're never once you an exterior or might kick out for your PIN, repeat, did you? Yeah, well, there you go pro wrestling tees. Com slash what's wrong with wrestling. And then, of course, patreon.com slash what's wrong with wrestling. We just, you know, we recapped double or nothing. That was actually pretty good pay-per-view. Yeah, some really good moments. I listen to the recap today. Oh, thank you very much for supporting us off and hashtag hashtag and new and have tagged J-3 hashtag. Joey few belts. Hashtag, welcome to the club. Yeah. Thank you tag act like you've been there but nobody hasn't hasn't been tagged my new business and then we also recapped. But Chase jobs Army of the Dead, movie on Netflix. The number one watched Netflix show of all what time. My feet bread, just bread guitar, right? You know what counts? Let me check this out. Oh no, you you as long as you stream it for 30 seconds, two counts as a view. So I'm sure like 10 minutes in there like what? Yeah, cuz Netflix does the ratings themselves? So they could just say where the fuck they were they could pull a Vince McMahon. Yeah. Twenty million songs. Yeah, I'm sorry. What? Huh. Yeah and we also have obviously the weekly NXT. Aw Recaps. Yeah except dynamites like on Friday now and then foreseeable looking crazy. So that schedule is all over the place. But yeah, patreon.com, what's wrong with wrestling? $5. Gets you everything and you can cancel anytime. So, give it a try. If you have $5, I'm not give it to us. Thank you. Yeah, don't get that footlong. Fuck that footlong. Fuck that footlong. Yeah, do a year sub, you can cancel anytime? Yeah, of course. What year you could purchase the your sub and then cancel sub. Not a renew. Yeah, so perfect. Yeah, there you go, just do that. Thanks. All right, so Smackdown starts back stage. The Uso's are pumped for their tag. Team returned. Okay, Roman Reigns, ask them what the game plan is and Jimmy tells them we're going to win some gold to put next to your gold even though I don't think there's gold on any of those belts. I I don't think so. No painted, not even Romans belt has any gold painted metal? So Reagan's, wishes them luck, Jimmy, walks away. But then Roman tells J, you're going to need it. And then Jay tells Roman, even though I'm with Jimmy tonight, I'm still with you always be with you. I love you in Roman. Want him to go in the belts. They have side with belts. He wants me to acknowledge Him First. No, fuck off. Yeah you get testicle prick. Yeah, exactly. How long he's like, I'm still with you and Romans like maybe you should go tell him. So there we go. We got the street profits versus the use of just wanted to do like literally like.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew Pizano along with my brother, Joe pezzano ends, Eric's, lamilton Hamilton. If you're watching this show off, weren't listening for the first time, welcome. But I think this week's wrestling events of the shows that we had to watch. Were a perfect example of why a show like this exists. I watched matches that I've seen not once not twice and not even three times, we're watching them, just do it once because people get tired of hearing it, if we have to do it every five minutes from what we're talking about, we're seeing the same thing. And they're trying to act like oh my God, can you believe these two people off? Having a match? Yeah, it is so stupid and it's the same bullshit. They tried to act like the Tag Team titles. Were a big dick, Douglas rematch again and again and again and again own now it's again and you're going to put on the main event with a stupid ass ending again. Give me a break, you watching the wrestling thinking. I want to see more often, no one, there's no new fans of WWE. They're still writing the Stone Cold and rock years. Hoping, maybe they can get back to being that good. Seriously, if you are not listening or watching for the first time, don't be afraid. This is a comedy show. So yes. Yeah, I mean it's unbelievable. I'm just, how did you Awards when you do? I was the same thing we saw last month, right? The ship why don't even have to change it again, towards a lot of best for me this week, really? I mean, we could just repeat Jose rent and play that every week. Every we could, if yo, Watching or listening for the first time that sounds great. It's like the, it's just like the open to the show, right? One week were just going to do like play a rerun. Yeah, if anyone knows a going to take a vacation if we can do it, much God. I mean, worst comes to worst. You just have to cut up some episodes. Yeah. And Thursday are you got pretty cut and slice them and other podcasts you that, like, stone cold hasn't done a new podcast episode in like a couple of years now. Yeah, but like they'll still publish like an episode. Every once in a while and it's like, you know, hey guys, got diagnosing episodes during everybody ever Chris Jericho like, five years ago, take a lesson and here's under sponsors. Looks like. All right buddy, like never one goddamn just don't go podcast, I'm not here anymore but they'll listen. It's Jen again remember. Let's yeah. That guys couldn't get home. Douche own house too drunk. So goddamn, here's my talk with Zach. Right? Or five years ago now, is that just won the Intercontinental? I can only see things going for you and your career. There's only gonna get better guy, Zack Ryder. I saw, that's not show. Day. It's like the goddamn off right before. It's like, right before the rafter, man, and he's like, yeah, this is great. I can't wait to go to Raw. I can't wait to see, like, you know, who I'm going to Feud with. I'm going to be a fighting champion, wage trip, pull that. I have a phone call. No! Oh God, please no! Do you not know what do you think that? Did they tell him in that same breath? That is winning the title and losing it, the next night, but I think like when they should have draw. All right guys, where's the script? And it's like whoever seconds. I've got something to tell you and they just suck. Yeah, we're stripping You Vince doesn't know who's Zac, right? Remember that amazing moment. The second biggest pop of WrestleMania and then you got to share it with your dad, remember that? Yes. Like the coolest thing we did in other year? Yeah, yeah. We're taking off tomorrow giving it to the office tomorrow night. Maurice is going to slap your dad and then this is going to be dad, takes a bump. We just going to get paid for that. Will give them your merch and off, you know, Kane only held the WWE title for 24 hours and he's a letter, right? Well you can pay me. What? You're paying Kano? It's not good. Get hurt myself here off right? Exactly. Yeah. So yeah we got a recap Smackdown. We got a recap bra but first we have to thank John spies who's a new Patron? Hm. So thank you very much John and if you want to be page him go to patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling. We have the NXT and ew, Recaps all the pay-per-view, Recaps, brackets, all the brackets and after we were off This podcast, we're going to be recording the review of the new Netflix movie. Starring Batista bald Army of the Dead. This is sometimes things happen. Yeah, you have to push everything, out of you have to fuck all your plans. That's right. And you just have to, we have to do this. Yeah. And this is like, I like how current this is cuz a lot of times the movie reviewer old. Yeah. This just came out like this week. Yeah. I remember you in a quick. So if you have to go watch it before you listen to that, that's fine, right? Or just listen to lots of zombies, you know, they sound like this song. Let's see what straight from the movie. Sometimes you recommend it, cuz it's good and sometimes you can you recommend it because it's so we'll figure that out. Not known only be able to about that long, you know, Nick Marino. All right, so anyways, yeah, patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling? We'll see you there. Yep, you'll get a shout-out, just like John spice. Boom, boom. All right. So Smackdown starts with ch All the smackdown Champions on the stage except for Roman Reigns. Oh, okay, they're just standing there. Bianca's dancing. Do they not acknowledge Him or gum? Know, they don't. Sorry, DeVilles in the ring, she breaks the news. That was already broke. That starting in July, WWE will be leaving the Thunderdome and start touring again, and people cheered, not because they can see shows live. Just so that way, we lose the Thunderdome. Yes, I'm sure a few hundred fans that were, like, getting pay-per-views or free, or maybe they're a little upset. Well, shit. I can't get these pay per views for free anymore. Right? Right. But yeah, the first choice will be smacked down in Houston, Texas. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, those are some lucky people. Yeah. I guess we'll see you there crickets. Probably maybe. Yeah, so so many names on the Champions and then Apollo Crews interrupts and he pitches about having to defend his title tonight, in a fatal, four-way then Sony, introduces Roman Reigns, but Paul Heyman comes out alone to Roman soldiers. Old Shield music old Shield music that they just got rid of and he has new music. Maybe they gave that music to Paul Heyman Damon's or maybe someone's drunk in the truck. Yeah. Like what or is Roman like know you'll get hit my music by actually come out. I don't know. It doesn't. It was like, it was a mistake something. Yep. Didn't really make sense if I could go with it. So long says, these people out here, just title-holders. Roman Reigns is the champion, and he will come out here when he wants to. And then Bailey comes out to the ring from, like wherever, like, not from the stage now, from the Thunderdome, she was just standing behind the camera, man. Since there's no fans, there doesn't have a matter, right? Right. And she says, she deserves to be. Thanks for putting SmackDown on the map that ass, you know. No, no, no, no, she makes fun of all the Champions on the stage except for cruise cuz he's a heel. Hm. She's like Cruz. Hey, what's up man? Yeah,.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Joe is back rest. So you know it's funny cuz last week we talked about you know it was a birthday show at home yet have his presence this week. Yes. Oh there they are. Yeah, here they are. Wow, right here once a gap, got them. Some nice polo shirts so we could look at his sharpest. Well that's great. I mean I could accept on his behalf. Yeah. Yep. Thank you. Very much accepting on behalf of Joe pezzano a little brother here. Oh, whoa. Oh wow. I know, right. Oh, oh, oh, These authors. Awesome. What's wrong with wrestling? It's just like the Oscars. That's right, I'm accepting this on behalf of my brother. Yeah. Thank you Joe. Appreciate it. Yeah you know that's a lesson to be here. It's awesome. Yeah I can't wait to wear that shirt next week on our right to learning. Why did say with some nice polo shirts? So that's right. Yeah. You know who's the pay-per-view prediction Champion right now? By the way, that's me. That's you. That's okay. All right, all right. All right, so I guess Joe has the NXT one then? Yeah, gotcha. Okay. I was just saying, if Joe's not here next week, then he'd probably have to Forfeit the title. Again, if he were the change but he's not, he's not he's not yeah, but if he's not here next week, he has to Forfeit the NXT. Let's just say that. Yeah let's that make sense. I think he'll be here. No he should be he should be here next week. Yeah yeah. He's not going to be on the NX CAW recap as well. This week's oh man. So you're going to be on it by yourself? Well, no, I have Josh obviously, well he quit dead. Oh that's right shit. Yeah. Okay. You want to do it sure? Yeah. All right, all right. Taken moving on up. That's people with less Josh and more of me. Anyway. So okay here I am. Yeah of course and of course you can watch those Recaps at patreon, what's wrong with wrestling? Yeah, you got classic Recaps movie, Recaps bracket for everyone's fixed. It best WrestleMania. Whoa, spoiler alert. Oh sorry best WrestleMania main-event. Yeah. That was a that was a fun one. I got to re-live some really good classic matches. Yes. I was a little bit surprised by the winter, I had a different one in mind but yeah, it was a good time. I've actually planned out the patrons for the rest of the year. Yeah I mean I Andrew said they look good. Joe hasn't given feedback. I mean I wasn't expecting what did Josh say? He doesn't, he's not involved in patrons. So yeah, I think I've I've pulled up some some good ones or they're going to be fun. A couple of classic episodes. Yes, a couple of brackets are on there. I think a movies on there. 1 month. We're going to do a listener. Choice choice. So you know, we'll go with what you guys want to see. Yeah. You know, it could be hottest male bracket of all time. Well, that's too easy. I mean, you guys down to be dick down. Bush sexy. It's gonna be Shawn Michaels though. Tell me Kurt Angle, get out of o, fuk, no fuk know, the broken neck. Broken freaking Dead. Who, but seriously, who would you pick over some Mike? I mean there was Drew Drew McIntyre. Drew. Yeah. Right Drew's a good-looking guy. Is he Shawn Michael. I think we could put Dexter Loomis in there really dead? Sure extra Loop. Yeah, he doesn't say a word even make the all time bracket, maybe not. I don't know about all time. If it was like hottest male, twenty Twenty-One. Yeah, you know, I know lyrics got a chub for Loomis. Sure. Why not you and Andy Hart? Well, yeah, that bitch better there is a it's like I was looking as in Sam M cuz he'll put like drawings and shit on there and there's one reason like smoking a pipe you know like an old-style pipe and holding a bottle of teramana and Matt riddle, like a riddle sorry. Yeah, commented he's like damn, bro, you look cooler. Every time I see you and I'm like, I can agree with that. That's like having a pipe in a bottle of tequila. That's pretty cool looking, right. So I mean, still young. I'm still looks like Stone Cold. No one ever said Stone, Cold was one of the hottest. That's true. It's funny cuz watching the A&E biography on still? Yeah, Stone Cold. Like when they first brought him in and he took Like had that like look yeah I'm like holy fuc. This is Yasser Loomis. Yeah, I'm telling you man. That that's why I said it. Like he first saw Loomis was like, he looks just like Stone Cold. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, do you watch the Macho Man one? Yeah, the yeah, the biography. Yeah. That was it was good. I liked the dark side of the Ring. One better right? Rear honestly. This one felt like more like a lot of the burial of Macho Man which I didn't understand cuz they certainly didn't say anything bad about Stone Cold didn't say anything bad about Piper, you know? Like and stone cold has some things in his past, right? That of course they wouldn't want to bring up. Yeah, but like Macho, Man. Like felt like, I don't know, like, half of it was about like how he was on drugs and shit off late in life, right? Like the whole like you know, kind of Late 2000 or late 90s. Early 2000s macho man. Yeah you know we was all black little bit like it was just cocaine cocaine all the time. Okay yeah and then like like Gorgeous George was like, oh yeah, there was that one episode where we're so fucking hi. Yes. And like you can kind of like tell going back and watching it you're like oh God yeah that's really. You know it's like if if you're celebrating this guy in all his accomplishments, why are you showing this like you're controlling what goes on there? Yeah, you know. Vince is being interviewed. He has off every say in what is being shown, yeah. For sure. Yeah, so yeah, it was kind of weird that it got buried by his, his own company, a little, maybe he fucked, maybe really did fuck Stephanie, maybe that's why Vince still hates him to this day, right? But I also felt like Lawler and Hogan were just lying through that entire thing like they were just constantly making shit up and you know Jerry off Did cuz Jerry Lawler said like oh one day we were getting ready for Monday Night Raw and Vince says where's Macho Man and then all of a sudden we see him on T on WCW. It's like that did not happen and then they showed footage from WCW Saturday night, right? Yeah, you know, it's like know what we're? We're were you getting ready for TV? Yeah. Exact on a Saturday. Yeah. Okay. That was total bullshit. Yeah. So long and you know, Hulk Hogan, he just any interview, he just lies like crazy, right? He he always goes into business for himself. Yeah. How can I get Hogan over in this interview about someone even the piper? What happened at the end of the piper biography. They showed a bunch of wrestlers, like, all quoting Piper, right? And what was the one? Don't bring a knife to. What was it? The machine gun quote? I freaking forgot it now. Oh, like don't don't do this. When a guy's holding the machine gun, if something like that. Yeah, right. Right. And like Hogan's like, don't do that to a guy holding a machine guard brother and it's like, that's not your quote, you know what's a break, you know. Right. But the fuck yeah you don't say can you dig it brother right? You know, Booker T. Would be spinning in his. Well he'd be coming for you. He's the next one. Yeah he is. He's next. Should be interesting and then we also have Shawn Michaels. Obviously I'm looking forward to that one obviously but yeah. Anyways page, what's wrong with wrestling? An a bunch of stuff on there. We talked about before.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"His group both Alexa and live or like Harley Quinn, but they should have originally done. Yeah, I mean ruined anyway right now so I don't log And then finally sane man shoots Twenty-One years later May Young's hand makes its WWE wrestling debut and you are put in charge of creating a story to get it over. What do you do? Do I kill myself get that hand over Joe cause yeah. Yeah. No, right. That does not sound good. All right, it is time for Wrestlemania the predicted. All right, Joe pezzano all he's just mad that he did it first. Yeah. I love stealing jokes. So yeah, that's your gimmick. You do, Yeah. All right. Josh have any I can nope. He does the first of I think sixteen matches sure. Sure. Sure sixteen. It is 16 boxes. That's for sure. He's like a hundred and twenty seven things to fill out. All right, first up. We have the smackdown Wrestlemania matches. Yeah. We have the smackdown Tag Team Championships these poor guys don't long. They get to be on WrestleMania. Right? Right. We'll get that peacock bonus. Yeah, we got the dirty dogs versus Randy Dominic Mysterio versus the street profits versus Otis and Chad Gable. Who do you got rain Dominic off? Joe yeah reading Dominic. Okay. Sorry about your next. Oh, no. Yeah, we all have ran Dominic. I've got Dominic pinning Gable. I've got Ray pinning rude, you know the same as injured and how many people interferes 000. All right next up. We have the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Who do you have winning this? I've Got Tea Bar, which also counts as Dominic Dodge goes wrong. I'm sorry who had ever have what I got. You Kovac? Yeah New World Order. How does it feel so good. You know t-bar would be my second pick just took like maybe they he rips off the mess up and just to make it. Okay. I picked shinsky biggest name in the I can I thought about picking shinsky. I thought about picking Ricochet just cuz who cares this means nothing Angel Garza was another like my third I picked say you so just for the reason just to be like Oh, look The there's they're all looking great before like, you know what? I mean? Like right Jay won the Battle Royal birth. It's Romans going to win or Mania. It's none of these. Oh hundred percent hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah, the winners don't even announced announced it. Yeah, right. All right, who's your first eliminated chuck? Chuck Tucker? Okay. Yeah. I've Eric, huh, Eric. Yeah. Eric's going to be Eric's lamilton hammer throw. All right. Hey Mickey my WrestleMania kick off. Oh Eric. Who who are you talking about? Do it. Eric who from the Viking Raiders soundboards going to break after tonight? Yeah. I've got slapjack eliminated first slapjack. Okay, last eliminated. I got knocked down. There you go. I have Elias and I've got t-bar was your second pick. Why isn't he your less eliminated? Cuz I don't think they'll push him like that. They're not going to make him win. I know I've got Ricochet last song. All right, right. How many people in fear every 1000 R-Truth Nixa? We have Kevin Owens versus Sami Zayn. That's how they can fix. This just have the 24/7. I'll be back at around in the middle of the mat. Yeah, that'll be fun. Kevin Owens versus Sami Zayn. I've got Owens. I've got Owen. I know I didn't have the balls to do it. No balls. I've got home. I really thought maybe Sammy would whatever but Owens were the pain all around. Yes. How many people interfere 0-1 do shut? Yeah. That's a one douche windows and This KO give Logan Paul a stunner. Yes, again. A part of me thinks that Logan Paul like is a good guy in this match that stays a good guy like to save face but then I think he's still stuns her home. Yeah, that screws over doesn't matter if he's good or bad. You'll stunning. What would Stone Cold do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I have yes for that as well Cesaro versus Seth Rollins pieces are was a big push. I got Cesaro Seth is 6 and two at Wrestlemania Brock Lesnar Triple H at WrestleMania. I'll be six and three Cesaro is all right. Yeah with a pen. Yep with a pen. How many people interfere 0-0 Murphy. Oh, right. Oh, right. Who are you? Who are you over under 25 swings going to say over I said over 50 years. Yeah. It's that that number was maybe a hair to load 28 main plug Cole was like another swing record. Yeah. I mean he'll probably do twenty but the crowd will count to like 30. We'll hold on birth. What you want to recount are we counting the crowd the crowd is kanen. You heard it here the title saying 50. No, you have to say what they say. Whatever he says the total was yes. Yes. Yeah, whatever. We all picked up. So it's easily you know, you're gonna yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. All right Bad Bunny and Damien. Vs. Ms. And Morrison celebrity wins. I got BB and DP off bunny pins the MS. Yes. We bit sweep. It bunny pin zero interference zero interference. Yes. Yeah off the theme versus Randy Orton. I've got the the fried. I mean the theme the themed the turd. Yeah with a pen submit. I have submit he passes out or some shit wage. There's Alexa have a fiend mask. I'm going to say yes, cuz it will at least make this match somewhat interested, right? I tricked Eric, Joe know she's gorgeous one. Would they cover and do we see the fiends big? I'm going to say no I say no good question though. I'm going to say yes steel cage match Braun strowman vs. Shane McMahon. I've got brown with a pin brown with a band. Yeah, Ron escapes run out the door. Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah how many people interfere I'm going to say to to to to Schnucks and what move we Shan is going to go off the top of the cage. Right? Right. But what moved is Shane do off the top of the cage? Yeah. I almost I put elbow off and I change it to a moonsault. I thought elbow was too busy thinking about this fifty-year-old Moon. So I was thinking about this. He's a bad guy if he's at the top of the cage. Why wouldn't you just climb down and win? Right? Right. So I figure like bronze got a job up there and like I think Braun maybe chokeslams him off the top of the cage. Maybe that's my prediction. Probably kill him once in a while know but only hope so you have him doing a bump. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Felt a bump. Okay. Yeah tag team turmoil. Whoever wins this gets a shot at the women's titles Naomi in Lana Mandy and Dana Riot Squad in Italian to me and and probably off and Billy K or Bailey or whoever so well who you got it's probably that but I didn't write that down. I didn't do anything news. So not do these jobs. I've got an Italian Samina. Yeah, that's really think it looks like kind of pushing. I have Naomi and Lana. I have a Naomi Lana. Yeah. I've.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Everyone, welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling WrestleMania week. Yeah, not just any other episode WrestleMania our go home and I guarantee it'll be better. Yes. I major bazzano along with my brother Joe pezzano here to hurt and Eric's labeled in Hamilton can also hurt. It's right Rising memorizing. Yeah, it's funny. You say go home show because like, I don't want to go home know and watch more shows know, you know. Yeah. I mean, I feel bad for the Hall of Fame because like maybe I'd watch it. There's some guys ought to listen to on there but it's just too much wrestling. You know, what I will fuck totally watch the Hall of Fame when it shows up in my random Facebook videos. I like 11 p.m. You'll get the Highlight scrolling down ninety minutes, like 14 people being inducted and it'll just be like individual speeches at least sprinkled out are there people actually showing up like fans to that or no? No, it's Thunderdome fan. Yeah. Oh wow. Your dome but most of the guys were under Doma Fame for their speech and they had people around the ring to be no. No, they were just there. It's just them tight point. I don't know camera shots. Probably just on the people. I can't wait to hear Great Khali's acceptance speech about the phenomenal career. He had in WWE that amazing finisher. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully he'll just happy birthday to John Cena again. And that right that'll be the best if he knows the pets trying to make out with Beth Phoenix. So yeah, it's it's a big week. I think at least one of us won't make it after you know by the end of the week. So it might just be two of us at WrestleMania, maybe one who knows, you know, I don't know if we're all going to make it. It's it's like playing Oregon Trail. He's got the yeah, but dysentery, it's right. Wow me so yeah, we have a lot to get to we have WrestleMania predictions all I think there's 16 matches if Glued the two on Smackdown right behind Fox just doing it should be only predictions but no we will recap Raw and SmackDown will I think the prediction she is going to be longer than the recap maybe and they really this probably this really is the week to get I'm not big on the our patreon patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling nature and cuz we've got off the Wednesday night War recap. We've got take over both nights recap and then we've got both nights of WrestleMania recap. Yeah. It's a busy week. Wow, you know and it's a lot of reach and then we're back here in a fucking Tuesday recording again. It's right here fucking Venture here fucking fucking shit up eight days. Oh wrestling. So yeah patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling gets you everything everything including all the brackets we've done. We just did a bracket. We just did a branches fucking yes wrestler to never win the big one not a big one dog. Yeah, wow, so go check that out patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling? And we also have a friend that bought a t-shirt. So thank you to Gary Pendleton who bought the the logo tshirt our stroller off logo? Yeah good stuff. So thank you very much Gary. You can get that at pro wrestling tees, What's wrong with wrestling? Yes. So all right onto Smackdown. We opened it. I'd rather watch I'd rather watch Smackdown than raw right now. Well, I don't know now. So yeah, it opens up with Edge and thought hey, he he dyed his beard. He he did so some just for Edge, I guess the rumors were true after all H. Come here hurts color right off sharply to come in shock over the edge Watson. And Vince is like hey, I gotta bring for you as just for the government and then and comes into the grill. And Vince is like off. That who's are strapping young man. Who is that young? You're clearly show some devil. You took thirty years off your life when you don't put that on and you know, yeah, but if you do, I love you. Yeah Jesus and don't worry. There's not much quality and inside that died pretty soon. He's just going to be like the damn. I'll probably yeah, I mean there was like, you know 2010 I think around that time he was making everyone cut their hair. Right? Right, you know, like all the rest of your hair your fucking look just look like a girl wash your hair fucking you have this is the New York Yankees. Yeah. So I'm sorry it says Daniel Bryan Daniel Bryan weaseled his way into my match at WrestleMania. I was so focused on Roman Reigns that I didn't even see Daniel Bryan coming Edge talks about all the events that led to.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I am your host John Moulton Hamilton and let me start off by saying happy 316 day Austin 3:16 as many of you know, he was born on Thursday fifteen hundred years ago. And you know, Joe and Andrew this is this is a personal holiday for them and they actually took the the night off. So am I dead through some of my contacts and I ended up with a special guest. So let's go ahead and introduce him. He is the master of the middle finger. Sure, the superior stunner Mister Stone Cold Steve, Austin. Hey, how's it going? Good to be here. Good good. Hey, so I know that you know, you've been with w e a long time and you did a whole big 316 day with them last year. So please don't remind me about that. Well, I got you cue cards to read from your make your guard. Yeah, just like last year. What are your stupid ass, bitch? You see that show my worst appearance of all time. I'm not going to read cue cards. Anyway, it's great to be here on what's wrong with wrestling podcast Chompers podcast in all of sports entertainment, and actually not just Sports entertainment broadcasts. All podcast ever is my favorite podcast, and I just want to say I love Andrew and Joe pezzano and I love Eric Hamilton and I love each and every one of you. That I do that that do that right Perfect. All right, great. All right. Wow, so, you know, normally we do like do some business first and then we do a recap. Yeah. I mean I was told I was doing Andrews duties, I guess today you send me his notes. Yeah, you also yeah. You said Duty look we're not going to do that type of toilet humor. Okay, this is Stone Cold Steve Austin, we're talking about what we're going to do that trash. Hey, this isn't broken skull sessions. Okay, it might as well be broken skull sessions cuz I'm the whole tonight. Oh, well God do things my way. Don't worry. Okay, so we'll see what these notes have to say. I'm not disagree with them, but we'll save or at first job make sure everything works and then there's ten exclamation marks. Are we is everything working? Yeah that little things moving. So looks like everything's working. Okay, you might want to check the soundboard the rest of those button presses the button birth. Okay. All right. Well, you can't fire me. This isn't your podcast your son of a bitch. Well, we use that for when people disagree with then. Where's this one? That's more like yeah, that's that's that was directly for you ventured over that every day every day right before raw. Yeah only one time. He didn't tell me I love you and I fucking walk off the show you check your ball and you went home. That's right off like you get a job to to Brockton. That's it. Okay, and and and then even fucking science or left. Did you say like you're going to job to my ass you son-of-a-bitch. Don't do this don't girls mouth. I'm sorry. I'll give you a stunner right here and I'll just do the show by myself. How would you like that? I would hate it said our listeners would probably love it off next up. We got patrons. Where's that mean? These are people who decided that they want to give us some money to support the show and everything that we do how much money how much am I getting from there? I'll have accounting get with you. Better not screw me over here know. All right. Well, I guess thank you to we got two people on here Falcon Spade. You just broke the microphone. Wow, is that the first time that's happened on this show off about it happens all the time, which are jackasses on this show. It does to Joe pezzano. He set me up. He said, you know he did. All right. Thank you to Falcon Spain Jeff Judd, I guess. Those are those are two new patrons. I guess you just have to hold the microphone. I guess. You're the fucking like your wrestler, I guess. Congratulations. Hey, all right Davis feels natural. Yeah, and you want to be like those two awesome people. You can also subscribe to our Patron. It's www.patreon.com patreon.com. / what's wrong with wrestling? $5 gets you the Wednesday night not quite a war any more episodes pay-per-view recap. We got fast lane coming up. You never did a fast lane Stone. No. Old I never no never do fast. And that's a new one. It's brand-new. I do love racing but it seems like the opposite of a good Nascar event. It is it is off. Also, there's a bracket. There's movie Recaps classic raw recap starring Stone Cold Steve Austin camera. Yeah. So, you know sign up today five bucks. Try it out for a month. See what you think. And yeah. So how you doing there with a microphone in your hand? Yeah. I'm fine. You want to fix it or sure. All.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Just saw Charlotte's I'm pregnant. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of walk with wrestling. I'm Andrew Pizano along with my brother Joe pezzano and Eric's lamilton Hamilton. I'll wake you up before podcast. Look by the way everyone for those people that are not paid off yet and like you know, what are you waiting for right for you know, we can we talk about on the Recaps. What food Eric made and I think the cookbook that we talked about is gaining some ground page is I'm just telling you that there are people that are pre-ordering it. I started taking the money. I told them if you know if we never do it, this is just a donation more donation to the show, right or did you but I you know, I think it's really gaining some traction and I think if we get to ten meals that that you've made for the show I say we put this thing together, right? The only thing is like I don't do measurements when I come back. I i ball. That's what flavor dude like, that's that's that would make this cook book special. Yeah that you go eyeball it think about about and you lose like a wrestling term. Yeah, like an honor to the giant fist amount right? I got a Hogan boot about yeah, exactly. And I don't know amount of sour cream, you know, this poem like this many Rizal sour cream drizzle it over it if you liked it a lot easier. Did you say drizzle or Jizzle? Yeah. So anyway, I think it's bound and you know, this one thing will be the the day we shoot all of it and you'll just have to make all those, you know meals all at once maybe a really fun day. Yeah off all of us for everyone video cookbook. Well, it'll be a trailer. There'll be a trailer Ford. Well, we'll have a heart attack. Well, you have some footage will still keep shooting. So one of our fans off. Rent is suggested for Fast Lane Brek fast lane. Yeah, so my idea. Yeah, it's making pancakes and then cutting them up correctly wage and serving them to you. That doesn't sound good. How are you going to feed it to me to maybe yeah, that's I mean that there is where you're going to have a really tough situation because you know off the big question is can Eric make better pancakes than our father know. That's like there's no question. He can't but let me help you make I saw this online make mini pancakes. Like maybe around that big and we put like maybe a little bit bigger and we put the eggs and bacon inside of it. It's almost like a McGriddle. Wow, that sounds I've seen you do like McGriddles from wage. Have you ever had one know they're kind of gross. I've seen one where like they take the bacon strip. Yeah, and then they pour the pancake batter on. Oh my comfort. So it's yeah bacon in a pan off. Like they have sausages. I'd make like some special waffles and you could like make it blue and then we can call it a blue. Meanie waffle. We'll get to the voters shovel then a blue meanie waffle but then take out the meaning. Yeah, Google it kids. Yeah. Yeah y earlier. Submissions sarong. Yeah. No. Thanks. The blue waffles. Probably the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. Anyways, yeah. Yeah kind of gross things Smackdown Raw SmackDown Raw pretty gross first we have to thank three new patrons. So thank you to Garett Bolles. If you're related to Todd Bowles. I hate you James Merritt. They want a Superbowl and Travis minor. So well, he's a great defensive coach. Right? Just don't hire them as your head coach. Don't do it. No clue. Yeah, thank you to those three people join patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling? We just recapped elimination chamber was a lot of money on and after this podcast we're going to be recapping Saint Valentine's Day Massacre 1999. Yes, the famous stone cold Vince cagematch off. Oh, yeah with the debut of Paul White is is that Paul White? Yeah, who wait is wait. Say it again. Is that Paul White but he was like no one knew his real name know if your internet wasn't quite fully going yet. No one knew who will just do it was the giant. Yes that guy that guy's a giant. Yes. There's anything would have been better than the white. Yeah. So yeah and they never went by Paul White again. I mean literally he was a big show not too long out like Magna saw today. Yeah, how do they even like how did they even in a calling him the Big Show? Did they even show up that meter like that? There's a big show. I thought that instead of like laughing. He's Big Show The Big Show, right? Yeah. That's probably my dad laughed so hard when he heard that name the first time. Yeah. So yeah go check out that we have all the brackets the ones in at war episodes which are every week. Yeah patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling $5 down? Everything give it a try. If you don't like it, Eric will give you your money back. What? All right. So Smackdown opens with no wait, wait, what wait? No. I must have typed that wrong breakdown happens with it has been a few days since I watch Smackdown don't get excited fast forward 3 minutes on Wednesday night War podcast. No. No, this is Edge weird crazy. This is like the first it's been changed for a few months. Maybe. Yeah. Well you mean you say this is new and fresh. I mean, it's not Roman but I feel like he was going to come out and be like, you know for nine years. I know I know I know calm down Captain America, that'll be nine years later when it's like Roman Reigns is held the title for nine years, right consecutively. Yes, he's broken every record. I could ever find it. I went to the dark eyes looked up every record just broken them. All Vince. Like Vince is like I even found some some dirt on Bruno Sammartino that makes him a horrible person. So he trippin by the title off. It's record never stood right thirteen years down the drain Roman Reigns longest Champion ever. I love you. Yeah, there is so Edge says Roman Reigns is making the smart play by not defending the w e Championship inside. Hello cell while Drew McIntyre is I have 13 possible opponents at WrestleMania. So then out comes rains with Jo. So in Paul Heyman right now with Roman says, you don't have 13 guys to choose from there's only one choice. You can pick a main eventer or you can pick V main eventer. That's actually a good line. Not bad it is but it just was better back. Then it says well you actually need me to be in the main event of WrestleMania. So true. So true Sami Zayn interrupts and and again Roman has the record right? He's for four years old Mania Main Event him and Hogan I think right or was hoping three. Well, he's about to be in a row. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well either way Romans going to have five, although doesn't really count when it's two nights dead. It'll probably be the last the last the second night last man. He'll count both. Yeah as Main Events the main event of Main Events and the match before that. Yeah, the Opening match the minimum wage. I'm pretty sure at 35 Reigns versus Drew was a main event. Yeah. It was for nothing, right, but it was a main event. No. Well. I mean, I think if you would count anything it would be the last match of the second night would be the main event of the true Main Event room, and I'm sure so then Sami Zayn interrupts and says you guys aren't looking at the threat right in front of you and you used the ultimate opportunist, but you're looking at the master strategist and Roman you're looking at the champion of the people and that should worry you say me points of the Wrestlemania sign and he says I'm going to WrestleMania Braun superkicks him. And then Roman gets really close to Edge Whispers something in his ear and then leaves the ring. Yeah, there's a lot of speculation about they tell online. Yeah, you think we ever find out, you know, Mary maybe maybe.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Just saw a sign of the goat off everyone. Welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew Pizano along with my brother Joe pezzano and Eric's lamilton Hamilton what this way off. How about these guys protocol which means we're in the three boxes if you're watching on YouTube. So yes, yeah box number two off that Joe is now the third man of the podcast. Yeah the bottom box 3rd and Third Man Joey no bills off the end of the field to be the only one that showed without any belts. Oh, we're still doing this the melting. That's the thing. I thought we were giving up. Yes. Well, I we did and then I won one and it's the thing again the legend that I am since I have the most title Reigns the most the longest title run. I finally I did the job. I pushed the younger Talent even though he's older than me. Were you needed it more Eric? Yeah. It's that it's not cuz you completely shit the bed on all your rumbled fix. So Eric Goldberg and your Bray Wyatt off major punch in someone over. Yeah. I had a horrible scorecard Eric, you know be Joe by two points. They both had a good patriotic paid off. Well, it's known now, but but but does that mean Eric pinned Joe because you have the closer score or did he pin me? Because I had such a bad score. It kind of seems like I am Like thrown out of the match early like both of you put me through a table part it out and rolled up Joe, you know classic w e r I thought it was only two points. So it had to be a roll up roll up a finisher would be like winning by 10. This is for sure. This is probably the best scorecard I've ever had in life. I mean I got everybody correct. All right. I'm like have I ever picked the Royal Rumble winner? But I've actually picked five out of last six. I think we all had Becky and staffed right? Yes. Yeah. Did that year last year Eric and I had Drew obviously missed the women's and then I had both of them this year. So yeah, it was a great score card, but lost by two points to well. Yeah, none of us off. I mean, you know, there's so many valuable variables in the rumble matches. But yeah. Yeah Eric Eric one with the roll-up. It's confirmed which means it was a fluke win. We'll see if he is dead. I don't let the next pay-per-view. What is that elimination chamber or fast lane? I'm not who fucking knows or cares. Anyways, we got a lot of patrons this week because it was Royal Rumble. So I'll go ahead and put the name is real quick. Our first name is it doesn't matter what my name is. So the name. Yeah, we got robbi Meredith Siege agar Lotto Mark salts, Alex Brock, Nick. Godson, Joe stiemly Jeffrey bomb Oh and Chris. Starkie. Got a year-long snow huge. How are you? Thank you very much Chris. Thank you. And I'm sure I butchered like a few of these names. So I apologies across the board there. But if you want to be like them to patreon.com what's wrong with wrestling we got the Royal Rumble recap that just came out. We have the Wednesday night War Recaps every single week. Yep, and all those brackets off. Those movie Recaps all that crazy shit is on there. It's only 5 the month. Our latest bracket was best rivalry in does it kind of put both in there and thought you did just like every bracket does yes. This one is specially though there was a lot of a very controversial ending. Yes you opinion, but we certainly do a well they certainly do but you know controversy creates killed, you know, one of my favorite guys ever on the Mike said that once and I took that to heart. We also have some fans that bought t-shirts. I want to thank Rich Thrifty who bought for pizza shirts. Wow, see the swinger and he bottom for the other Springer couple months before I don't think I don't know. He's you might have bought for on accidents. I hope not wage. I want a picture of her by wearing their Pizza shirt in the throes of it. So if you block out the haze or if you want, we're not going to be yeah, it'll just be for our pleasure arranging this for you and make sure you get their feet in their very good. We also have Todd fricker who bought this shirt wage. Who are you as well as Trent Chappelle? Who are you? What's a good shirt shirts? So thank you very much and you could buy a t-shirt at prowrestlingtees.com. / what's wrong with wrestling? I think there's a sale going on for the next couple of days. So jump on it now and it tells you what the sale is when you go to the website. So it's that easy thing is a penny earned everybody. Yeah, exactly. Just don't go to Subway like one day and you're good. Yeah. Yes. All right. We'll start with Smackdown. This is obviously dead. For the Royal Rumble so we'll get through quick. We start off with a Daniel Bryan promo and he comes out. He's pretending that he can hear the yes chants that are being projected by the production team and you saw for the rumble cuz he's never won it and he finally wants to check that off his bucket list and he wants to be in a main event of WrestleMania. He doesn't know how many Wrestlemania moments he has left many thanks Gable a notice for loosening his hips. So he's ready for anything and he really flipped out means a lot in this promo if he had been doing the junk it with Otis and cable the past couple of weeks weeks, right? I would have put him on my scorecard to win the rumble. Yeah, I mean keywords in the high betting odds the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. It was like you can't like how a guy that's been but fucking like it makes no sense. Right but his birth but then he's interrupted by AJ Styles with all must hit that button. Oh my God. No AJ says he's going to win the rumble. But Daniel asks, what are you doing here? And then AJ holds up the mic. So Moss who says and Invitational and and that's that's right. That's that's for jokes. They all we're still doing this. Yeah like yeah life Styles as Daniel. You've got a sports coat on. What are you are you in GM again? Like that was yeah mine was like it seems like you got one foot out the door Daniel denies having one foot out the door wage. Challenges 8aj to a match tonight. It's funny though, cuz he he was on record saying that he's kind of one foot out the door. Yeah, he's like scaling back, right? Yeah tells a joke. If you were a real man, you'd come out for this fight tonight without Omas and AJ and Oma start to leave and Daniel's like well, I'll beat you with or without him. Still going to kick your ass next up. We have Bailey verse Bianca Bel-Air Kayla interviews Bailey backstage before the match. He brags about beating Bel-Air last week and says I watched Bianca special on the WWE Network.
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"joe pezzano" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Oneself just saw. Oh honey. We are exhausting you over that fabric harder than a cardassian box is Kanye song Welcome to the episode of what's wrong with wrestling. I'm Andrew bazzano along with my brother Joe pezzano and Eric's lamilton Hamilton. Just when you thought you'd never see Gilbert again. Here. He is. Thank fucking God, by the way that it wasn't really cover. Yeah that a typo. I thought that was really Goldberg. Oh, like I know like new Ultra HD Camera, right? We're getting close. We're getting closer cuz Gilbert has an age. God bless them in twenty years. Yeah. It's like now however, you know, they say the Suns going to collide with the Earth in like 10 billion years from now life is Goldberg and Gilbert but it's like more like 10 days from now. They are merging by the rumble. We will soon see them as one people want a Goldberg Goldberg match, but it can't happen now cuz now will be like wage. Gilbert Gilbert, which one? Are you are you yeah, as you can tell we're very excited because this is a Rollie, you know, a week and a half away from the Royal Rumble. Yeah, and and the Royal Rumble matches and the Royal Rumble meal and the Royal Rumble Meal which will bring the best part. I'm sure yeah, they can't say the Royal Rumble they have to say the Royal Rumble Match. Yeah, every single Dockers know people are clearly watching. We have new viewers every week know we don't we're losing viewers and they don't you know, if they've ever seen the Royal Rumble before they need to know that a Royal Rumbles are back, you know, the thing were like you don't kind of spell it all out and then they are getting more interested to figure it out later. Yeah, Vince doesn't understand that like really how writing works. Yeah. It's so lame like even like evil characters are like, I'm going to enter the Royal Rumble match and just like in a good guys. Like I want to enter the Royal Rumble match. Okay. Well you go to a gym. Mismatched but he just said he's in it just say you're going to the Royal Rumble you like? Hey American. I'm going to Royal Rumble. I'm Eric and I'm going to the Royal Rumble but would match. Are you going to Thursday? And are you fighting Cesaro? You look like him. You must be fighting Cesaro and the kickoff the kickoff. Are you going to do commentary some stupid? Yeah, it's bad at this point Vince only super loyal wrestling fans it that eat drink and sleep your product or watching the show. That's all right, That's all that are left. You know, who's that? There are some like the guys that basically, you know, it's real to me then us are fans of our show. Yeah. Well some of them watch it anymore now, just listen to our show because they're so annoyed. I think the only audience that is left are people with wrestling podcasts who have to watch it and recap. Maybe that's all that's left off. Remember the Howard Stern movie they were like the people that loved him, you know, you can't wait to see what he has less and the people that hate them their numbers are up why cuz they want to see what he does next. That's this point. That's WWE. It's like people are now watching to see how dumb it could get. Well like literally, let me see how dumb let me fast-forward through how dumb it could be and that's what we're doing right before we started the show and you and I would talk about how we fast-forwarded the couple hours of shit that we had bought a watch and be like, did you see anything? No, I didn't see anything worth stopping right literally hit on number three and once the entire show didn't feel like how to stop wait Shawn Michaels. Oh, no, it was an action. Figure. OK Google off. No was a Shawn Michaels pretty much so real we got a recap at all like always but first we have to thank some new patrons. So thank you to Sean Wilson off Dylan and Carl Morrell or yeah, I think Maria Maria Maria Maria something like that, whatever, you know a real you got on this works by now, right and we had a few more people off. Up for a year-long pledges on patreon, what's wrong with wrestling? So thank you to everyone that did that sign up today? We got Royal Rumble recap next week. And after we recorded this podcast this one we're going to be recording the greatest WWE Feud of all time. Someone will let them next bracket the boss WWE Feud of all time bracket that were only be on patreon, What's wrong with wrestling? Yeah. Go. Check it out. Anytime States BK on here like ten. I don't I don't see Eric name is Joe during brackets. It wasn't in WWE plus that would be the easy winner. It would wears bunny Boys versus Eric or be fejo. I don't see that one on a right. We got squashed. It wasn't a great Feud. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all right. Anyways, Smackdown starts back stage with Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman you age. Always always starts roaming and Paul. Yeah. Yeah range is looking over the contract for his match without him Pierce at the Royal Rumble. Hm and humans trying to convince rains the sign the contract. So He suggests that they add a stipulation of the match so that Roman can teach Pierce about fear and respect. Oh those Heyman tells rains. I'll bring this back to Adam Pierce consider this handled and we'll come back to me that yeah next up. We have Jey Uso vs. Shinsky Nakamura o j comes out first and he cuts a promo saying welcome to the bloodline shower all I got off. So they're also Bloodlines show. He also announces that he's entering in the Royal Rumble Match just like that and that'll go to raw and beat Drew McIntyre or old burning WrestleMania. He even says oldberg another letting them say it. Yeah, then he says he's going to put Nakamura on a stretcher tonight and then nakamura's music hits. And it says her it is original music. Hey, it's crazy Jin. It's awesome. What what and old music? Yes. Yeah SpongeBob music hit how often do I place a bet with Andrew and then pays off in a week? Yeah. That's pretty awesome. But just a dollar on the table. Oh, right. Well, you're the you're down was here the whole week. Well, either that or I mean you just hang out up here while we're not here. Hm. I think we had a so we got to check the tape on that one, which off camera camera for my water. I see it's off camera completely off camera. Look I'm still a little upset cuz Jodie lose a bet with me. It had something to do with the ocean Friday and replace it cuz he said dollars must be on the table Yeah, but I'm not going to flake out on the bed. I'm not like Joe. So here you go. Here's your dollar $1. You know what I'm going to shutdown reach. I'm going to take my dollar play my playlist future way. We have another vet. I think somewhere on them. Window there is I can see what McAfee bet y'all get something. I'll get that dollar. Please. He's still on the roster soon. Yeah, these are the two months shows the show up. That's why I'm still listening to the Wednesday night War. Yeah, there's more bats. Yes one more is it? No. Yeah, two more. He has two more weeks just show up. Yeah, and then that dollars coming back home to Daddy. I don't know about that and plus maybe maybe you shouldn't get the whole dollar cuz it wasn't nakamura's full theme song. They didn't play the beginning part, which is the best part. Why do ringback Be Good Guy theme? I get it. This is his face. Turn what? Yes, he just turned face. Yeah. What do you mean to help? I don't know just when he was in the.