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Ultimate Spider-Cast Ep #126: Spider-Man - Exiled
"Hi i'm ri- and i'm aaron. Way or spider baby hosts from to know her is to be her a spider woman. Podcast as well as proud members of the collective you're listening to cates an lunatics. Sidekicks enjoy the show. Episode of capes sidekicks is brought to you by tweaked audio awesome headphones could show dot com and use the coupon code southgate to get thirty percent off reshipping in a lifetime warranty where get there through the link on our website southgate needed group dot com. This is luca. Periton you're listening to cape lou. Two sidekicks podcast. Yeah yeah whatever ben. Reilly spider man's clone is the guy's got a sweatshirt. yeah As blonde hair for another sausage or kuwait really likes to watch your back by the i will join me has always well. That could not be still waiting down the upside down along the way again once in a real right always glad to be on on. I'm pippen i him aren't sure great to be back in amongst capes in late june early. July an excellent. 'cause they've got indraught. Yeah i think we're we're gonna wait for the first three issues the come out yet. Then do quoc. Quantum's yeah talk. I was talking to the boys. Were saying maybe at least once a year will check in see. What's going on you have to you. Go to give window beloved exactly. Especially if he shows up now like the mcu russell's awake spider pimps has the adventures of sausage and bun boy. I'm not buying oil russell's career. Who's this the web handed bandits. I don't know who that his you people need to give access like. It's your names. Maybe they want to remain anonymous. Say at least. I know it's not you could have your also he. I'll just chatting with russell a little bit earlier before the show. He's looking forward looking forward to his first omnibus. Yeah egg on your also hypoc Lilith will appreciate it. It's a masters of the universe. One of russell will be diving into that. Oh i can't show psychic show Song saint etf off. Okay chad i know that you. Okay has quantum maniac russell can it out in the chat room But yeah no good. Gherman wrestle Every every every remembers his first is on the bus firmness of its feel of it opening up only. Hey that's choking of since you're since you're a subscriber are patriot. Did you listen to a loath at r. I dot uncensored wayne's world not yet undies on my eddie Catcher have equal it. It's it's on the key for sure i count. White has pretty much still stretch. The boundaries set is fake anyway. But i'm looking forward to this. There's no boundary on okay. Yeah it should be missed wide swells. But you've got equal white many jersey. I guess got to choose right. Am i'm of the oj. Quantum zayn and whites world. Enjoy that. I love your other stuff as willow close Guessing for the on the chats so thinking that binding a russell. I listened to it right. Didn't ha wrestle. You like so much activity like on a seven thirty on a sunday morning least us. Why no encouraging. I think they both worked like light. Sell to those to earl revved up and radio are But yeah matt couldn't be with us. He stole baby. Watch janos allow. That best wishes met in jail and little one day. It was tuesday in its sunday in the so as i mean i know like i said i know luca was a weekly thing but he was down. He was a little bit early. Remember I mean not not quite a few days or something early Jeez thompson hasn't it. It seemed like only yesterday. We heard the news that mattie becoming a becoming papa. What seems like the by the waited a while before they announced it all year. Yeah but still. I mean so yeah. He's he's waiting. He's waiting so yes so probably Yeah we already planned. Probably tuesday night. When we were record the green lantern podcast is probably just going to be mean will Yeah i'm sure until at thoughtful fanciulla babies coming. Yeah that's probably by tuesday. Or what eight. They're probably gonna enthused her at some point. Because i know we really were like a weekly. And they're like oh yeah if he's not here by morning rather than ducey then he showed up that night so i appreciate them all right Might shift unite race favourite. Might see if you had. The shroud of syllabi of traffic is great. not that. what's it gonna tiktok not in that. Yeah yeah and it will not out the natal. Remember rating him in spiderwoman. He was actually really freaky in spotted woman. I liked the way he was portrayed day. But there's kind of like a certain. Also sorry i was gonna say there's a lot of spiderwoman villains in there. The brothers grimm although there was like a new version. Yeah y'all grunwald may arum aloadin siberia a handle over those characters. But the nato was. We'd because i think he worked so well in solo issue of a woman because he was creepy horror. But then if you throw him into like not shift team out loser that that a 'nigma kinda thing that yeah anyway russell. Russell said the shroud is almost literally the dow russell. Everything's apparently the chevy van de the the vanish has influenced plenty side The in the shadow probably ripped everything off ramaz. Zoro oga robinhood. They're yell. Yeah alright. We get to these. Yeah i'm looking forward to So we don side enough but really look forward to returning to journey. That is ben raleigh So many different things are from the loss episode. We mentioned That was the end of the jackal. Rot where you'll mentioning that. That's yanfeng for For a long time that. I don't think we see him in the anymore in this clone. Saga has a flashback or something. Yeah yeah so fit for such a big villain to for that to be going into this. Kind of like uncharted territory Had how they gonna vote in an hour. I really enjoyed the that August i integrated suid lab. It's just interesting to to not have the jacqueline it. That's all but yeah. It's it's cool which we should should dive into this a little. I mean it's not bad but it's it's weird because like the first and last parts are kind of their own thing in those two middle books are kinda like us a story. So it's like. I mean they'll have x. out on the cover but it's like get a couple of games in here all distinct distinctly different last night but yes it starts in web of spider man. One twenty eight from september nineteen ninety five We got tom the falco. And todd zog. Oh res- writers. Stephen butler pencils ran the amberland. Inker kevin tinley and malibu color as colors. Lederer div dutt row editor eric. Fien anthony finger off so you look. There's there's a lot of hands in this game yet but the one thing again. That is a shining lot e continent dot. I mean stephen butler work and they remember reading this gone gossage to you. Know the first couple of pages whatever. The story is in whatever the outcome is. I'm enjoying these socks. I got that working for it just looking at some of the notes here survey thing was Worthy of bringing up but all right so we'll get to the synopsis for who will wear the web's The black cat swings across new york city her mind on her longtime friend. Peter parker and all the difficulties he has had of late. She thinks back to house. She learned the truth shortly. After peter was arrested for murder she paid him a visit at rikers island and was surprised when peter acted as though he didn't know who she was. It wasn't until she went to see peter's wife. Mary jane that she learned the truth mary. Jane told police about the return of ben rally her pregnancy and the revelation that the man everyone thought was the real peter. Parker was actually a clone. The idea the man she wants love the wasn't even a real human bothers felicia and she feels the press thinking about it. That's when she is confronted by the creature. Notice the spare who offers to relieve her and all those she cares for of the despair that they are all feeling yet. He's like. I mean you know one of them's a copy of the other. It's always not a real man. It's like really young often these introduction. Really we'd anyway The fact that it's said it's not. It's not even a traditional back door interaction in the fact that you hang eighty fat. Apparently he'd been raleigh before. But you know that was all off panel and that was and that's how they so well acquainted but like just believe us that i met before. That's what they tell us. The that that that first story we i read were were him. Peter i the meat backup. Yeah there was another one that was like one of the villains in the thing they're like. Oh yeah the. Here's some new villain. Ben rally met me. We'll tell you about a one day. They i don't think they even bring that villain backup little stories like but i mean that's what we need. I've been. I've been trying that for years. I'm like we need some kind of untold tales of ben rally book. Yeah there's plenty to really. I guess plunder in that regards and again butler does a really good job for despair. Anyway i mean it looks pretty cool little better than some reference one on wearing Zayn there are some Less than average villains in the coys run. That should really be left alone but this one just looks pretty cool left less than stellar villains. Who are you talking about anglo. Yeah absolutely but i mean i that like For that light. you know. We're talking about like a behind the scenes. You know history of ben. Reilly think that's what they were gonna do with. That's number three part that three issue spiderman the lost ears. Yeah i think that was supposed to keep going. But there. I think long guy once. They made the final decision. You know and they decided to turn things around eventually like none of that. We're going to bring pre. Peter is going to be the real one again. It's guy handful that okay. 'cause yeah i mean that would've made sense because that really did expand on that aspect that you didn't hear about so yeah i was thinking about that when you originally That would have been a perfect place for it but yeah well that would have been it. Russell i think the peter that died in the in the despite averse was referenced ben rally. That's what i always thought. Because he was like blond and stuff. Because we'll get we'll get there. He'll dies hair while he's had some inconsistencies in coloring. Any way out some of these issues. Yeah whether that's gonna be a foreshadowing. How hard is it. how does it. How hard is it. The draw he's supposed to look exactly like peter exactly the specifications right they At that moment. Peter parker and ben reilly pay their respects at. The grave of aunt may and uncle ben. Now that he knows that he is a clone. Peter parker feels strange. Mourning the death of uncle ben as he as he never met. The man benkin relate as he felt the same way when he thought he was the clone as they discussed how to divide up their belongings. They both noticed that someone has been following them. The pair then walks off during their pursuer into a nearby alleyway when they're stalker falls after them. He finds no trace of the pair. This is because peter and benef- slipped up to the rooftops above the change in spiderman and the scarlet spider. The pair then falls their shadow as it turns out. This man is paul proud of cats. I investigations he contacts his colleague luke and tells them that he lost track of parker and the man they think is his brother. That's when spiderman in the scarlet spider come bursting into the office and demand to know why proust was following them. Meanwhile mary jane gets a call from an old friend named ralph delighted to hear. She is delighted to hear from him after so many years and after hearing his offer agrees to meet as soon as possible. Your loved that they're like. Oh yeah parker. And i. I see i saw parker in some guy guesses brother. They look really alike. Yeah exactly Again like around he wants. I don the costumes to maitland. Brilliant spiderman as never looked better and scholars on. It looks just really cool with lot with a hoodie and stuff. Yeah really buy it a little bit of a biden. Switch a little with them. The guy poll lie. He's not even old law. He's got this fake old man's moustache takes off but yet they catch catch onto him. I can't remember wasn't too long ago. That are read these but mary jane. Sorry she's set up something to meet up with. Someone was that. I think that rolf. I believe this is the one i think. He's a fashion designer. Something i think she's going to start like modeling like maternity clothes and style. I'll guy a guy again. cool now. What happened to that guy. That was the bruce was menebhi. Low bruce i mean he i mean they mentioned the mason while ago. Yeah i yeah like during the wedding. And i don't know if they mentioned twice after but yet nothing really came of that you know especially once creators changed stuff off. Of course you'd bring up. Bruce ray come on. I love batman bruce banner. What are you talking about love batman. Remember saying that you must have. That's what we that episode was like two or in and you're dislike. I love batman one of the moon treatment one of the most. What's the drops. Now i love batman so much vigor in and although the figure in the of your stuff man. I'd get russell standard. I know i know sausage. Gets them excited all right back. Cats investigations paul proust explains that. The black cat has gone missing in that. He had been tracking and that she had been tracking peter parker in hopes of wait. No no that paul. Tracking peter parker in the hopes of getting into contact with spiderman. Hearing this the wall crawler vows to find felicia in he and the scarlet spider head off to look for her along the way. Ben is filled in on spider-man's past relationship with the black cat Meanwhile bayer is using his powers to torment felicia with images of spiderman convincing her that the wall crawler is responsible for all the misery in her life. Meanwhile at that moment mary jane meets with ralph and tom pre provider. The two men are permitting. A new lighter maternity clothing. Asking mary jane if she's interested in being their model at that same moment the to spiders continue their search for the black cat when suddenly their spider senses begin going off. That's when they are ambushed by that black cat. Who's now under despairs control yet. That's funny that i love that. It's like you know swinging around both mmediately. Both spider senses are going off. Yeah you get a crazed cat as well So i mean this is always Didn't really i don't think the may elevated to any sense of real Tension as because spotify battling black cat and she's formidable but she's against to spot spotted papal But it was just it was. It was fun just to say how she kinda would would would get out of it. Yeah rather than the actual fought itself. Is this a shots fired. Russell said moonlight lives a clone saga everyday of his life. What does that mean personalities. Yeah i did like that meam or whatever enough the it kfi fan group. You know someone put up. It's like you know right now. People are some of those people are like. What's up what's up. Moon knight ever heard of a moon knight then in one year. They're all those people after. They watched the disney plus years. They're going to be like the moon knight now. No it's like. As far as long as i can remember being a midnight fan so sonny oh okay rages disappeared on my radar. Aga get too excited talking midnight jay. That wasn't a riot at didn't like unplug anything which is not uncommon. Sorry that it's once every blue moon i'd pun intended out. The browser would just crime for some reason. I've got so many bugs in his computer. Will it will just like crash so every time. I hope that it doesn't crash Thought but the apologies for that drop bears. But all those bugs in your peter quit downloading that gray the wolf piper anyway. What we're talking about. We're talking about moon night but the the decline saga yeah. Oh yeah the Yeah that's crazy. It's condo on the look out that israel because it's carnage connaught. That would main invincible. Not that i'm saying that on the you know the best fan now. But i'm wholeheartedly jumping on the bandwagon. The watching that save asia show Really awesome sorry wanna on their plea canaan pre-k redesign hundred forty odd issues now anyway slotted like i said. Those on the buses are great. I mean it's pretty much. I mean you think you forget what the price was. But i think it's the after the price for them outta issues your like your best bike bay russell's out his drop. The computer is wild. Okay like an animal. It's crazy we got roscoe gremlin gremlins yes it's wild legged animal and The you hear the other russell drop. Where's the joker nuggets. That one the junkin nuggets love it any reference to nuggets You're correct russell. The same fake moon reunite fans are the ones who didn't know there was a she hulk. I know against roy l little tangent so that maim or whatever we call it out on facebook. Way people have speculated hoc plus black widow equal shea hoc like Note and you gotta love it. Oh oh did you ever hear a knoll. Drop by drop though. Do you even know. Drop a guy does boob scare me. Yes yes. I told him the other day. I'll like i'm like yeah. I go to drop you now. He's episode where it needs. Yeah very deep voice. Those boobs gave me twenty people who saying that. Same thing Right so get back to this black under despairs control. She has joined by a group of men in similar costumes while the scarlet spider deals with the black cats minions spiderman tries to fend off. Felicias attacks she accuses peter of lying to her and then slashes him open spiderman gives up fighting collapses to the ground apologizing to her. The scarlet spider defeats the attackers and surprise when they all disappear puffs of smoke. The spider suddenly realizes who he is dealing with in order to spare to show himself trying to trying to attack the spare the scarlet spiders blows have no effect on the team and that's when he notices the black hat is preparing atlantic a killing blow and tells her to stop. He manages to convince her that her emotions are being manipulated by despair. This causes both felicien spiderman. Snap out of the spares control and the three heroes attacked demon in tandem realizing that he has lost his battle despair vanishes and the aftermath of the battle. The black cat tells peter that despite the revelation that he is a clone change who he is and what he means to her After felicia leaves peter decides. Ben is the one who truly deserves to be spiderman. Although ben is flattered he refused the offer pointing out that for the past five years. Peter has proven that he is worthy of the web's besides the point. Ben is decided that he likes being the scarlet spider as he swings away. Peter ben tells peter he earned the life that he hasn't he should enjoy it. Peter returns home. The mary jane the to discover that they both want to stay in new york when they both realized that that the fact that peter being included has no impact on their marriage or coming family the couple kiss while at that moment ben rallies packed up his view belongings insides. Goodbye in york city so he could start a brand new life somewhere else. I mean this is a this is a big thing because essentially and and ben reflects on it anyway towards the end nothing in subsequent issues that he's been given this thing on a planet like assad you won the jackpot you on the clone. This is joe locke borrowed so all your memories they yours you know but he does the absolutely selfless thing you can say on both wise as well as will paint a hey built up this relationship you know the the past five years at least you build up it's law So it would be would be bad ben to take it in united sorry At such a such a difficult decision. But i think this is such a big thing here and nothing was done very well again. In the there was lot that nine panel height with a just talking to each other. And it's all about the mosques handing mosques iva and Yeah just like at begins. Lucky reverses it in ben puts on the scarlet spider one. That's the big tight wi- for this job. But yeah it's would not want to be in ben's position he because yeah it's it's a lose lose if he does lot Will then he'll feel bad taking. The payback is live Decline pay pockets life. But what he's done now as well he's gonna feel bad as well gone. Well had his opportunity in. And i just let it go like. He says he's like all the same person i was five years ago and to. It's like logistics of that. I mean mary. Chains lankan go off with ben. So ben takes back. Peter parker is life. It's like peter mary. Jane are going to have to basically probably leave. Like take on some assumed identities or something be you know but i mean i do. I mean this is all just speculations robot. Audie feel that mary. Jane did get along with ben. Well lot those outrun author. She got you know. Be uncomfortable with him. Being i clone and all that she and ben got on really well and essentially. He's the same guy i gas but i mean they haven't had those experiences last five years. I don't think it's going to be like. Oh yeah get your little. Peter i guess i gotta marry you now. You know. that's a big off. I think ben might a wish for that but yeah that's not a big things he These last few pages in the decision and just when when payback run marriage. I would kissing and mike. I know that you know that. This is a lot that i shared in the the stuff but i just couldn't help but think of the erratic behavior that had shown mary jain lucky backhanded her across the room. It that long ago in one of those ox. But you know he was under obviously a lot of stress. I don't know if you can. Actually even justa fought with that. But anyway i mean i mean yeah i mean. We're going to get a story. I think it might be next month. That we're kind of kind of can address some of that so yeah mugabe. Oh my lord russell's all he saying yeah they should make a second mentor to mouse or gwen or silk. A uncle ben. Yeah i mean when they took that marriage. I'm like they want single spider man. Just how ben rally be that single spiderman shoe. I mean he's basically peter. Yeah you can have a single peter and mary. peter definitely a malls mental mental. Oh yeah Pitch bend the symbiosis spidey. Marble can have their cake and eat it too. Yeah good good. Ide- they have both uniforms floating around about. I do like the de la scholars up. I give entity you give them. The black suit can really calm the scarlet spider. Exactly but i this issue. I think it was i. I really enjoy it because again. Big city arts jays. Black cat has never looked. So good house gets an Enjoyed the art kids that first page. What the guy. But it's always good to have black cat in there as well and lachey obey. It was was manipulated luck hurricana tenuous sightings of on good enable is always fun to watch Despair look as a little bit a little bit of a throwaway but he does look interesting And of course that the big talk at the end A been deciding to cape his skull spider identity. Might this big look a big issue. I think is probably the most. I'm amonte premise. But it's probably the most important issue out of this exalt full papa. I mean yeah. I haven't read a ton with despair by do remember. There was like a story in the nineties a little earlier than this. Like the spare teamed up with nightmare there were like tormenting like the grayhawk and betty banner. Nice yeah yeah. It's i think it's like hulk three sixty so yeah cool. It was like right. After the vegas stuff i think it was. They are the first tower. Yeah okay. I should check that out. Think that's the only good on new of it. So i was gonna say i didn't look but it might be a marvel unlimited two. Yes i'm but what did you think of this as well Again yeah you're like you're you're right it's out you know. I thought it was really good and the art. You know it's you know nice are great art. I mean it's like the you know some of the better side of ninety art aguirre's spiderman scarlet spider. Arnold think of look better now yet. Oh yeah absolutely. I'd love to get you know the original artwork. If i had enough money of some of the shots just because the and the art is just really not. Oh yeah i mean. I like that. They're actually like having like mary. Jane show you know it's it's not your. I'm glad it's not like they didn't go with like nineties comics. She she didn't stay one hundred ten pows until the day she that baby. He's still in a bikini yeah. It's the actually realistic in a. Yeah i remember. I remember reading this new yet. Ben reilly leaves and psycho wait. What's it what do you know what's going to do now. Yeah yeah hopefully. Spring into another zone titled series. Spend the while you shall have to see all right so we get to the next one. Yeah amazing yup amazing. What is it for five here. We're pulling up but yeah amazing spider man. Four or five. I mean the that web spiderman issue was good but of course you know I think that's a bagley cover covered a four zero five man. I love that. Cover that good cover lot. Not only just the ought what are locked about cardiac. I'll be on the color combo just blue and white yet on. Sorry about that electricity. A thing really works for me 'electricity those wires and the yeah So yeah amazing spiderman. Four zero five against the number nineteen ninety-five Yeah the course. Mark bagley cover artist Writer jam de matteis and todd. Saag ago Pencil derek robertson. Inker larry maltz stead colorist. Bob sharon letter bill oakley editor danny finger off so some assume this must be you know. Some part Todd august story because it seems like you know he's been the second raider on the first two issues at least so And i didn't realize what decided during robinson odd. Wow that's pretty cool yeah The titles the worth of a man so par to ben rally has decided to leave new york city however this time around the proves more difficult than the last time now. Whoever is learned that he is the real man and the person who has been calling himself. Peter parker for the past five years really clone. He finds it more difficult to leave. He is conflicted now as he resented peter parker for life he lived for five years. Although the life he wanted is not the same as peter's ben at least one in some kind of life in a place to call home. Ben has been speeding because he's upset and ends up skidding on the wet pavement and crashes. His helmet is well. I know leaping the safety ben decides he needs to get away and clear head up on the rooftops. Ben bells out about how unfair this always as new york is. His city is home. But sure. I mean that's true as well like he felt compelled to go live from he. Because you got to get away from the spot in life and stuff but you know. Imagine that they nas to what you think. Is your harm like. Oh yeah that's pretty good on him coming back but i mean it is kind weird too because it's like illness it's party would kinda wanna leave because it's like you really can't go up to anyone you ever knew like. Oh you know. Peter parker's friends because it's like yeah. You can't be blowing. Peter secret stuff so it's like it's true. Yeah would would make it complicated. Yeah very cold very complicated hence the dine hair and you should grow bead and stuff foul. We're going to get there yet. He dyed blonde the. It's peter's cousin. Yes he's peter's identical cousin. Okay accents mike murdoch. He's what he's as ben right. No he keeps calling himself. Ben rally so it's like peter's identical cousin but he's from aunt may side of the family. Does that make sense from it. May who's his aunt through marriage. Right unless there's some really soci- stuff happening in the family. Jaising into the scarlet spider ben web swings through the city trying to convince himself that he is doing at one last time before leaving the city subconsciously swings towards the browns than owned by peter parker and his wife. Mary jane seeing them sleeping peacefully makes ben come to the conclusion that this is peter city and his world rally decides that for peter to have a normal life with his wife and coming baby. He needs to leave wrestle. It as a fan of tentacles change russell. Russell where did you learn nonsense. Those dudes eagles after benn web. Slings away peter. Parker wakes up from a nightmare. Unfortunately he doesn't remember anything about it but knows that he needs to remember something important. Still he is cloudy that he didn't wake up gene watching her sleep. He thinks to himself how much he loves her. And how he will never let anything her Meanwhile the scarlet spider has code his friend sewer trainer and gets permission to spend time in his cabin in vermont alone in the cabin with a fire going ben realized with a this is just the thing he needs he needed. He then begins to wonder where he is going with his life from here whenever he goes next Ben thinks that will be something vastly different from where he was four years prior. We're going to get. the flashback. Now says that. wait wait. say that a lot russell. I'm trying to get a deary. Me out of ray. I don't i don't thumb never noticed but all right. So here's the flag. I'm going to say holy. Macaroni from now on only rhody their rates. So that back then. Ben rally walked into into the town of rachel vermont vermont in the pouring rain. He his thoughts matching the weather around him thinking himself to be a clone at that time. Ben rally was seeking out sewer trainer. A noted scientist who that he could use trainers resources to learn more about himself. Ben then arrive that the mills milwaukee milwaukee is in any tried to get a room for the night unfortunately his twelve dollars short of the cost in an innkeeper refuses to give him a room before can lose his temper. A man offers this vast staff game. The difference when rally refuses the charity. The managers ben that he will be paid back because he seems like an honorable man although he didn't know it at the time. This was the first time that ben met sewer trainer flashed back to now are no russell. He consented a voicemail. Some you know now. Benz thoughts are interrupted by the phone ringing when he answers it. Seward is on the other end of the line. He tells ben the get out of the cabin right away with his spider sense going off the scale. Ben leaps out of a nearby window just moments before the cabin explodes recovering from the blast. Ben realizes that this was an attack on spiderman or the scarlet spider but his friend sewer trainer putting on his mask. Ben rally thousand track down whoever's responsible to them pay returning to new york. The scarlet spider fine sewer trainer's lap in ruins finding an old photo of himself and seward ben vows to find his friend because he owes him so much in flashback It was the following morning at the mill. Away in a feverish. Ben rally comes downstairs in the man something to eat drink when the innkeeper tells him the kitchen is closed. Ben begins to lose his temper. Seeing this sewer trainer tries to calm. Bend down this interrupt. Spend long enough that the fear gets the best of any passes out when it came around moments later told by seward that he needs a friend. Finally something help. Ben took sewer tan and back to the present continuing his search of sewers lab his spider sense draws of towards strange spheres That's never good some strange fears. You know Medals rose bowls demagogue. suddenly vices sprout mechanical arms and begin attacking him despite his spider sense and enhanced reflexes. The scarlet spider restrained by the devices the arms become electrified in his shocked unconsciousness. His final thoughts are wondering where his french sewer trainer could be elsewhere. Seward is huddled in a darkened cell. The person who put him in there observes him for a moment from the doorway with one of their mechanical arms. His captor slam shut the door on his cell during may so we never shoal of. That's helped goblin ma there. You are puzzled favourite race. What did you think yet. I think it was important. It was actually a sensible step to to actually give us a bit more about china because again and there was this of really shallow introduction all pm at the beginning of much about him but this apparently so much history with him in ben and so we get to save here which is good and i think for the most part. It's done well. You can actually see the the level of gratitude and debt that been has toward sued. Because of what he's done. What fan just a little weed. Third i'm greg me Misinterpreted anything wrong. He is that. I'm found what the attitude of ban to be a little bit added character. Laga kim bank really con- augmented in really aggressive towards the the incapable that i understand what is needed because that's needed because we want to sewage gone. None i trust. You said the rod is done that obviously show this level of this connection that suet has been. But i found that was a little added character. It's been egmont Philo i mean i kinda get your point but i guess they were kind of like you know. This is the early days member like the last year that stuffy nose One of those depressions. Plus did they you know. They said he was sick at a fever. And yeah yeah. But i don't know i always think would pay pokka would hey act lot as well but again i can understand why i did it because again it just furthers that bond that suet has with him but that's a small quibble For the most part of again it's hot was really consistent. Done really well. I'm a loved doing drawing between past and present especially once been might into the cabin with him. Having long hair the little law back in the policy looked to me. Lot lot coenen by. That's nothing. obviously he's got long hair but yet this was this was good and and actually sets up the the plight of suicide quite well and it gives us a tease with mechanic. Lomb cy i i. It's it's funny too. I know it's different teams. But i mean look at ben rally in the first part and then look at him in this issue and look at that hair man. That hair has grown a lot in the you know the time. He has walls or god on his motorcycle. Yeah yet. But i think between the two issues and we. We've seen it before in some previous ox. Where has has been so jarring to have such different. I think he's the word con. Well together. obey now the hairstyles stuff like that. So i wasn't yeah wasn't too distracting for this. I mean obeyed as wella a Bottles of may. Of course you can have different audits. But it is nice to have a bit of consistency. Yeah but yeah the big mastermind who wall. That's not the mastermind the clog beyond the person who has seward captured. We're really not going to see them. This story but She is coming no yes fraught hug that in context anyway hail Alright so get to the next part of this part three from spiderman number sixty two yes Against the number ninety five on when god. Oh our buddy Howard mackie writer. Yes one of my favorite rod is How pat broddrick pencil. Under chris ivy. Inker tom polar color weight is yet to you. Oh yeah howard. Mackie writer pat broderick pence lower yet. Inker chris ivy and tom palmer colorist. Kevin tinsley in malibu color. A letter richards comma craft editor. Danny finger off You noticing any difference with this collaborations by malibu fill. It seems around this time. This was a cutting edge. Collaboration on off saying malibu credited a lot now they have any. I mean not a ton i mean. It might be a little lake crisper. But it's like yeah. This is around the era where we're like moving away from the lake. The you know like the newsprint and we're kind of. Yeah i mean maybe that's a good thing what we can't see much difference. It still looks pretty consistent anyway in the title. Looked down Where we're going to do the flashbacks again. But you all right in the president while staying in sewer trainers cabin in vermont. Scarlet spider had been ambushed and taken prisoner by and mysterious individual. Restrained the nate thornton room. The spider is interrogated by his captor. They want to know who he is. And what is connection. Is the sewer trainer. However the torture causes the scarlet spider to blackout once more as he drifts into unconsciousness his mind drifts back to his days on the road where i met. Sewer trainer will get the flashback. Ben rally wakes up any strange bed after losing his temper to look in in vermont. His introduced a sewer trainer. The man he has sought out sewer took ben home pre passed out the night before with rally. Now awake seward offers a change of clothes and to the amenities to his cabin back. In the present the scarlet spider snapped out of this dream by powerful. Jolt of electricity is captured demands. Know what his connection is with sewer trainer. The web slinger doesn't understand why he's being tortured by this person. especially over. the man who changed his life is capture. Explains that this has nothing to do with the masked hero daily one access the sewer trainers research in order to get the web. Slinger the talk. His captors minions we'll out a holographic projector that shows that seward is a prisoner in his life is at risk as the room is he is contained in his slowly filling with water still. The scarlet spider has no idea what his captor wants believing him. The captor jolts the web thira once more causing him. The blackout again. While back in new york city peterson-parker stands on the roof of the home that he shares with his wife mary jane. Oh he's thinking about his recent trials and tribulations and how he now looks forward to the chapter of the rest of his life. His thoughts are interrupted his wife. Mary jane who wants to spend time with him. I'm seeing by his wife. Her presence causes peter to put on a maniacal grin and tighten his grip on the side of the rooftop cracking under his strength. Next mind kids next on thought that was just drawn wrong. But yeah wow. That was intentional. My friend guy. Next month Would mary jane fields him tense up. I bet when she feels some ten suck. Peter says these spaced out for a moment. Hold her close at that moment. High above manhattan the vulture stocks. The city he has just recently regained his youth. Thanks to we ju- thanks to a juvenile device. But he has now but it is now fading away again. A suchy now hunts for new victims. So he can maintain his newly acquired youth. Okay i'm gonna stop break there Ray what did you think of like nine. These vultures basic energy vampire now. I prefer the old old school vulture unlike the id. I'm going to give him actually a bit of a dynamic a lot. The idea that he needs locked forces to cape young. I mean the juvenile. Whatever however hammy it's cold at some auto it makes him a little bit a little bit more interesting in that regards. It's i dunno. I just love the fact that volker is like an older villain because you don't get many older villains dressing around and doing all the action But yeah daca Interesting have it yourself. did you lock it. Always a bit. Like a bit of a gimmick. I mean yeah i mean. It was kind of nineties gimmick. But i like it was kind of interesting because it kind of made the vulture more of a threat and more you know the you know. He put the fear in that people were just. You know 'cause like all you know. Just old man's swooping around wings in training day on a people yet exactly at age just inherently just sounds A lot more dangerous as a younger young personal yeah. He's like a vampire interview with the vampire was big in the nineties. All right so back to a flashback. Thanks that ben reilly. Sewer trainer has been able to get his brand new lab up and running in record time grateful and has been in desperate need of an assistant. He offers bend the back room of his lab. Although it is not much. Ben accepts it as he needs seward's assistance. That's when it gets a warning that the main power core is experiencing an overload when they rush into the next room sewer discovers that the heat has fused the access hatch to the power core. Shut with no time to lose. Ben uses his enhanced strength. Rip up the hatch off revealing his powers to seward. This comes to the shock and ben promises to explain himself. The trainer later and packed in the present the scarlet spider wakes up from another period of unconsciousness and refuses to let anything happen the seward especially after everything that trainer had done for him over the years with the last of his strength spider rips free from his bonds and incapacitates his captors minions as he does so his mind drifts back again again. A flashback although ben manages to get to the computer core data is still at risk of exploding as he tries to remove the hard drive. There's a small explosion that pins bend with debris seward offers the pull banal with things about the become critical. He tells sewer to leave him. Trainer refuses and pulls ben out the pair manages to get out and seal off the computer core before it explodes. It will take time to rebuild from this disaster but seward is glad that they are both alive. Having determined that ben is a good person he decides to continue working with him but it has been prom but has been promised not the post stunt like that again. rally accept seward's offering promises to not do something like this again and back in the present. The scarlet spider thinks about his promise and how he refused to let seward down as he fights through the complex. He runs into a number of october drones. Spotting a drone camera the scarlet spider realizes that this is the is it years of his captor and destroys it cutting off their ability to monitor his actions as the spider fights through this current threat. Seward sell continues to fill with water and time is running out however before trainer can be completely submerged. The web slinger manages to get to him and free seward from his cell I- he pulls them out just like seward pulled him out years ago. Yeah all in. The aftermath of battle sued ask how the scarlet spider managed to find him. Ben explains that he recognized the houston. Seward's old lab in that helped him. Locate were sued was being held when he asked who their myst- mystery attacker was trainer. Says he doesn't know seward wants to go back to new york to make sure his fouls are still intact when offers to tag along seward reminds him that he wanted to get out of the city. Rally explained while this is true. He also made a promise to never let seward down what you think yet. Your this consolidated think again. The relationship built on the last episode of issue. Obsolete china relationship. With ben reilly and it culminated in. Of course that situation where we've been found himself under the under the debris and suet doesn't want to leave him solid that's the big takeaway again. It's like i'm not leaving you show loyalty and as as you mentioned. Yeah i'll lock it. How it mirrored later on Band pulled out of the the drowning. prison that he's in a lot of bops in may is pretty cool. Vich been Against a real find The money that you can count on strike at in south side Think the fact that does consistently back from the pasta and the president I think it's still did that really well. And and again you get that sense and you build up that sense of the relationship between bannon zuid so that was really good Yet if you look at like if if you take away all the pasta often you look at the present stuff Those panels in that story. Nothing really much happens. Scholars spotted just breaks free. Any ensuite at the end route And he fights droids But that's about it but if you put it together with pasta and the relationship he has with suid. I think it works really well again. The art is is quite consistent. it's called good Terrible probably must be the least fiber But that's not signed that it's bad it's just a lot the first and second Issues of czar Account remember the last one so much change much. but yeah not really good Have it yourself. I mean yeah i mean i like the story. I liked the flashbacks and both these issues. But it's like i think Mackey did it a little better this time. He just with the plot device of you know. Every time he passed out he was remembering the past. very clean. yeah the one the way to do that Fee we ought to nitpicking stuff. Out when ben is kinda stuck dealing with debris you could argue is really in trouble. Am he ends up suicide. I'm not leaving. You look good on your sword but at the end of the day you look at it ban just jumps out of. He gets on from seward. But i think he could have gone himself attitude. But that's again a very important I think the idea is day the idea of loyalty and friendship. And it's really well. Yeah it's really well the whole issue. Yeah and the introduction of a little bit of an to the vulture as well which is mainly spider man unlimited the loss issue. So you econo- get some. You know it will come out of the laps in some way to each other Should we get to the spider man. Unlimited number ten. let's do it I like the cover. But that has nothing to do with the inside Yes spiderman unlimited number. Ten sept against timber nineteen ninety five hundred. Oh yeah oh yeah. It's like once story isn't it. Yeah for the most part Writer mike lackey a pencil or sean. Mcmanus roy burdinne anchor. John nyberg sean. Mcmanus colorist john. Oh john that links and malibu color Color is john. Cleese malibu colour lederer. Jim novak Chris l. up police editor eric. Phen- the finger of Hand on this. But they're i but yeah writer. Mike lackey and pencils sean mcmanus. I mean i've heard two names but not lot. It's cellino not yet sean. Mcmanus might account. Yeah you're right haven't seen around lightly Even back then. I don't think i saw him. But i mean yeah i mean i just the art on these issues i mean i like the first two parts the best Part was pretty distinct in its especially these last two parts. Man look very dissimilar from the first two parts. Yep i'm just having a quick look now to the jury quite. It's not too bad. Yeah no but i i'm with you. I definitely prefer Yeah yeah i mean this one this one. What is my least favourite art wise. I mean it's not bad but it's very denver. all right. so the scarlet spiders so it's The title a promise to keep the scarlet spider swings over manhattan thinking about how he wanted to leave this city but events conspired to keep him here after incidents involving his friend sewer trainer he realized he realized he realizes he can't leave still after discovering that he was the real peter parker after all been sides that perhaps he and the scarlet spider destined to stay in new york city. After all elsewhere in the city the vulture soars over the city considering his latest team. it's not ideal but is the best thing that he can do at this present time. Suddenly the high flying villain is wracked with pain in the begins to fall from the sky landing on top of car parked on the street. The vultures thankful that his body armor took the brunt of the fall. That's what he notices that. His hands are becoming twisted with arthritis. He then realizes to his horror that is new found. Youth is fading away and he's becoming old again this upsets the villain greatly and he rants and raves over. It until shopping shop comes out to see what all the commotion is about. Meanwhile at the mulligan home in queens young jimmy mulligan argues with his father cole over his career prospects. Cohen wants his son to go to school. However jimmy wants to go to work with a crook named Witten and make it rich. Jimmy points out that he that he makes more than a week than his father pulls an all month. Cole warns that Witting or whitten is looking for a fall person But this falls on deaf ears having heard enough young. Jimmy leaves the dinner table russia's up to his bedroom at that same moment. The scarlet spider comes upon the scene where the vulture crashed there. The frightened shopowner tells him how the volcker fell out of the sky and then took off again questioning the man story because he is drunk. The wall crawler decide maya newspaper from his from his newsstand. Looking at the date on the daily bugle he realizes that today is the anniversary of the death of his uncle ben. This bills the spider with guilt as aunt may taught him better as he. Web swings towards queens. He thinks about the tragic loss of his uncle. Ben at that same moment the volt interrupting mugging in order to use his juvetr device to steal the youth of the thief however it is enough to maintain his age. The vulture also turns the device against the muggers intended victim as well greedy. What does he go. He's got like two fibrillation. Or something that device i guess yeah we'd yes. I did think he had those but i. I'm trying to members a few weeks of the read this story. I think didn't he like he. Did he soup. Up the device or upgraded. You know 'cause yeah but still a good premise. i'll walk. I mean before i forget as well the one thing i guess is that with the new revamp volker cost. Shame looks very generic nineties costume. Look if it if it somehow had that would have done a beckoning kind of revamped to look a bit more timeless on. That's really stretch. Then then maybe the younger vote you would have lost a longer But yeah it looks very much a thing of its time. Oh yes ninety armor all the way. Yeah yeah absolutely Later ben reilly pays a visit to the grave of uncle of his uncle. Ben and apologizes for not doing enough to stop his murder His graveside vigil was interrupted when his spider sense begins going off. Ben then leaps to a nearby tree and watches komal again comes comes up to ben's grave the pays respects koumas. Come the pays respects. Because ben parker was always there for him and helped out when he could when is with his current family. Problems comb wishes that he could be as great a man as ben was he recalls when they both worked in a textile factory years earlier he remembers one day in particular when one of their coworkers got his arm. Cotton one of the machines. Thanks the quick action. They help further calling before he lost his arm while on break comb confides and ben telling him that he feels life like he is wasting his life as he as he had children before getting an education and as a result is now stuck in this dead end job. Parker reminds him that he does this job. Out of a great sense of responsibility. Take a drink low. And then he does so for his family. He convinced colin the pursue further education on top of his job but despite bench sterling recommendations comb doesn't have the money to go get in the school realizing that this is keeping home familiarizing. His potential bendon gave coleman's paycheck. It loaned the help him go back to school. Tragically later that evening. Ben parker was murdered in his own. Home just yeah just coincidently the same night. yeah by. Yeah what happened that night. now. I know Realizing that the parkers needed the money more than he did. Cold never cashed. The check as result comb remained in the same job and now his son. Jimmy is following in with a bad crowd. See how much see how much you could have accomplished. Peter just tripped. That burglar My gosh nexus of five also abilities a bed would be alive. Coleman would have gone back to call come all his son would have been on the straight and narrow less even have to take out the robbery yourself oriented do is slow him down for that security guard. Exactly exactly Overhearing all this from the tree tops. Ben begins the cry because he never realized that his uncle was charitable need. Right to the very end of his life quickly changing his costume. Ben decides to approach comb introducing himself as peter parker in offers to help comb with his son. Jimmy at that same moment. Jimmy's at a meeting with witton and his men. They plan on robbing an electronics factory. Still components that will make current technologies obsolete nomo. Cd's ida five for these thing. That on a little not have correct. They were all routes When whitney orders them to kill anyone who interferes with them. Jimmy jimmy begins to have second thoughts making whitten angry when his orders are questioned with no other choice but to do as he has told. Jimmy finally slurped the wonder what he has gotten himself. Involved in. Meanwhile the vulture arrives at metro electronics intending to steal the same technology. In order to stabilize the juvenile later harness that maintains his us youth. He thinks about the troubles. He has been having recalling his recent arrest when he suddenly became old. He took advantage of his transfer geriatric word of the hospital for observation. In order to all these old age as it just gives me respect for the vulture. I love always like i look so old. David notice what i slipped out Shortly thereafter as youth return and he went about his business until his age begin fluctuate again. He wishes that best men electrtonics had not gone bankrupt bankrupt as that would have provided him with the technological means to fix his horns and avoid breaking in the metro electronics. It's then that whitman. His men break into the warehouse to make their theft however when they attempted murder the security card jimmy protests however before they can harm the security guard. They're interrupted by the falter. Who drains the use of the gang members as the garden. Jimmy cower in the corner of the guard station the vulture demands that they help him not far away. The scarlet spider webs to members of whitten's gang who managed to escape and forces them to talk all the scarlet spider gets the drop on the vulture. The villain manages the knock the web slinger assigning and escaped with a stolen equipment and the guard is hostage when the spider falls after him. The voltage drops his hostage but they are saved. Thanks to the web spinners quick action after rescuing the guard. His told how the voter by rescuing the guards told the vulture as been stealing the use of the gang members having spent his evening reading up on technical manuals and theorising that the vulture stealing the electromagnetic fields around his victim's brains skirt guard tells them this media. Oh hey oh your. Hr officer plot device. Let me tell you what happened to just notice a lot of these things. When i'm at work you know. I don't lots of these books but i read these books and understand everything i mean. What state security guards can't be smart enough but it's easy to just like here. Let me give you all the answers. meanwhile jimmy returns with whittington tells him what happened. The boy also tells the thief that he quits. He didn't sign up the commit murder and response. When beats the boy within an inch of his life knows him off at home seeing the state of his son. This status son is in col- mulligan russia's the boy to the emergency room for immediate medical attention forced the wait for protest. Learn of jimmy's condition. Comb decides to pay whitney whitney visit and pay him back for what he's done. The jimmy by this time. The scarlet spider calls the mulligan household. Learn what happened. the jimmy what. His father is going. Learn his father's going to get revenge against witton. Meanwhile coal by san on witton off and discovers that his office was just hit by the vulture with whitten. The only survivor at first comb was willing to murder whitten for what he has done but he has second thoughts deciding. Murder wasn't worth throwing his life away. After drops the gun witten tries to grab it but the scarlet spider arrives at websit to the floor. He then website crooked and tells paul mcgeough and be there for his son at that moment spider man swinging back home after doing some grocery shopping big adventures he is. He is subtly struck with another vision of his struck with a vision of mary. Jane being murdered and fears for her safety and that of her unborn child visit Sorry what i is. This the first time will wasn't came one that usually so they sing. Said ray forty next month kid. It's common. get your answers. Nothing all my gosh paid a pocket es kein copy. That could be remember kid when the dream ends the nightmare begins. That's right said. Remember that yeah When the vision finally subsides spiderman besides the rush back home and make sure. Mary jane is safe and try to figure out what these visions mean. He lost all his groceries as well. I know that was a wasted effort. You're really gonna go home and you're pregnant wife with no food come on especially she had cravings. Come on come on. Oh my god look at russell. He's the using it like batman all be detective work. I guess yeah you know. I don't like batman and batman. That wasn't me. Where's the joker nuggets. But yeah a big issue. Rot lot is done you. Oh my god did you will use ryan at all by the Had the flashback pencils with someone different and looking at while you're going to Was but i'm i thought that was That was fun Some of the art was yet. I think a little. Some of the vices were a little bit inconsistent There's nothing wrong with them. But it's just the by look different. They're just very cartoony but that was the stall then. Just did the whole thing. The whole the whole home o'clock at you know what i mean but there was some panels where the faces were reduced to very cops or any But yet again some kind of happening. He loved the introduction of mulligans because it ties in. We'd been pokka This a journey itself on little was it forgot his name again. Bill is a little kid. Bill The son of the son of calm is jimmy jimmy. Jimmy sorry jimmy yes. There's that that cool thing as well are really liked the fact that he was very Begins his father but then once he gets to that mating with criminals immediately immediately. It's like on our country. This is terrible at any Barrels down a lot that story. A lot integration alds the vulture coming in because he actually crossed courses pods with the mulligans in witten and stuff. So that's really cool. But yeah i mean this as a this really could be laka laka of its own. It didn't seem like a Apart four four at all there was no real connection I don't know if they were trying to sell spider man unlimited or almost like during the clone saga. They like doing arc's because i mean they did do more. But it's like yeah like the first part in this last part. I mean that's what i said. They seem like they could be their own things they didn't have to be part of this storyline. Yeah well that that's the thing. Isn't the ads. The marketing thing while you're obligated as a fan to get older full pots and yeah exactly and whether or not they actually taught in as a knock. He is a mainland if we put them as full pa than collectors want to get pots and again. Even that first part it's like Fits in with parts two and three. That's when benn decides to leave new york. Well yeah that had that had the big moment At the big decision but yet had nothing to do with sue china. Anything like that a little bit as getting out in finding the cabinet and stop the very tenuous connection to to the opposite any have the voltages of sprinkled in towards the end and their incomes. I'm kinda glad as well because when we saw him in the sinister six earlier on I didn't achieve much about this revamped young voters. That was good to actually learn a bit. More Sucking locked But yeah some some. The said the was inconsistent Under i was reading this was just in my head. It was cool getting some really tried and true adventures of reilly of scarlet spider and. Yeah i kind of enjoyed it to that and the good news loaf. I just got racing sucking force. So you're welcome But like you like you were saying with the art with the you know. Sometimes that faces a one very cartoony. Yeah i mean that's the that's kind of why this was like the week i thought out of these four art wise for me and i'm just wondering if part of that too is like like i said i haven't heard a lot of this artists on an was like a new artist and like they throw him into the deep end. 'cause i mean the scarlet spider unlimited is how many pages and like raise issues. They did like a main story. Backup stories this whole thing is one story so this new guy like. Oh yeah you got like. What is this like sixty pages or something like. Oh yeah you on the whole thing. Is that the flashback. Pencils someone else. But let's the yeah. Yeah i it's still more than regular issue or if you take why ethics at will on here on mobile unlimited fifty years ago Bought you take away. The flash flashbacks still more than thirty. I'm sure probably substantial size. Another job but Yeah it was good off. I enjoyed it. I roll all exiled. I'm actually even thinking the title of it. Is that even acts as at all well. He's he's gonna exile sell for like what an issue and self imposed exile. But yeah this this was was good again. It was a lot more enjoyable than some of the others that we've read on but yeah and a little bit more consistent arts But yet the i was definitely would definitely my favorites loyal all right. Let's wrap this up at that moment. The scarlet spider has tracked down the voltron forces him to the ground as the to fight it out. The web slinger manages the rip off one of the vultures wings. The spite this the culture manages the grab the scarlet spider and tries to use his newly built device to drain them of his youth. This has no effect on the web wall crawler much the vulture surprise scarlet spider webs the boettcher to the wall and crushes the devices when the vulture demands know how the scarlet spider counteracted the devices. The web slinger declined to explain and them for the authorities as the police. Take the volterra in the custody. The scarlet spider watches from the rooftop. Cross the street. He is relieved that the vast he rigged up negate. The effects of the voters device had worked with the danger over. The spider changes back. Ben reilly in on the mulligans. He is delighted to hear that. Jimmy is going to recover and decide to enroll at empire. State university like his father wished when invited for dinner. Peter parker quote unquote declines telling them. He has to get the work. As he walks away coal mulligan and his wife remark about how responsible. Peter is and believed that his uncle ben will proud of the man. He has become okay. that fast so he only had a vast on the protect themselves from the voucher so the baltic grabbed. His head is armed something. yeah alex. mvp the not watchmen. They a guy benadryl the audience. Yeah that was a little bit of a think a little bit of awake thing but against that was addressed it was explained. had to be kind of factory. he's got is vested insulated vests Yeah off dwell too much on but yet you really need that guarded. Explain everything the ben. Because i mean benz. Peter couldn't we have been like. Oh hey remember. Guises kids who. He's smart yeah. He made the impact. We're being right and that's pretty yet. Exactly some joe blow but the fight with them with vultures was pretty cool I enjoyed it. We get it more showers. Vultures is bang for miserable in some in some sense By the fact that ben raleigh ripped one of the wings off as well because realistically you know that sort of stuff would happen Yeah it was good that they address that. So did you like this story You've been craving more. Ben reilly so you know except for that first issue. This is basically bench. Show this does Oh no absolutely. I'm i'm really interested in the earlier appearances in stories of ben raleigh and and yeah. This was really cool. I mean it was a massive issue. A lot of stuff happening but you got a lot of facets of them as well you get him as scott spotted by getting interacting with the mulligans as well. Really stuffy iga classic dylan in the volka started Credit conner looks strong in that. Why because it's like a real spotty villain yeah. It was It was enjoyable. Really lucky you only get that one pages of Pokka with that read. Connor spotted sense. Pre-cold stuff So yeah as you said. Essentially all scarlet spider rhythm and he tussles not only that he actually he comes up against witton wells all the bad people in his issue he on condos comic does vice suffice with a Like i said it was really good. Oh did you wanna give this a grade or a more. Shall we give all as a whole as you made the pot yet. Yeah yeah yep Whole potter given a maybe a a b minus side. It's a little bit above average may which is cool. I mean it's not stella if anything a lot of it at the office i who again really really nice to look at But there was enough in the stories. As well i mean dwight howard mackie handled the past and present in pots. Free think even lackey. He mark lackey. This the big story a cost of thousands as well. He's done really well and then all star integrating in pots two or three as you mentioned. Show out of the sewer china relationship with ben. Raleigh was really good and at the very first as we said that big moment were paid a pocket and raleigh decide. What they're gonna do has a lot of a lot of stuff in. There is a lot of mates. So obey. Vaughn is because A lot of these i mean. They're not. They're not like top quality in a memorable ox right there but they just have fun. They're good So yeah i mean. At least you've got some back backstory with ben in seward. I mean that definitely thin and it's like that's a payoff. Yeah that's a pile. yeah. I mean i'll stick you in the territory might be minus like you said just because again i mean. I'm not a fan of that art in that spider man. Unlimited that rail doubt. I mean. I think that's the way it could have been even greater if the had been a little better it. Yeah yeah have you got that as globally. Yes yes i do. Yeah on us cool. Yeah yeah True exactly if the giant was coming someone else potentially. I didn't mind the out too much Bought a can say definitely so you point Yeah yeah all right so here. I got a quick. Looks like a little over a minute of voicemail from russell south oh all right. Let's see it's been the tenant actual voicemail real atheist core. No no no charcoal today raise do you had to have enough trouble with the albacore in his house anyway I just wanted to call in and just say that. I think this era of spiderman While it's not far from perfect and definitely has some major problems It's not as bad as people. Make it out to be. And i gotta give him credit for trying something a little bit different no goblins closely. No symbiosis mostly and no doc mostly. Yeah i gotta give him credit for doing something. A little bit different Anyway just thought. I'd call in and let you all here that keep on being spider pimps and All the best to mac kona and his bra his his soon to be baby. So gets you catch. Catch a russell. A cool thanks. It's it's good. I think muscle epitomizes it in the fact that it's nothing stella but it really is not that i mean at some really terrible things about it. Even when we spoke to howard mackie carey cavanaugh. They immediately their reaction was You know In odds terry salt. You know it's not that bad really. I mean i was. I was listening to consi- at this was a couple a few years ago this week in marvel. You know with agent Bad ben morse. He was one of the all house and there were just going to town on clone saga sign. How bad was ed Didn't think it's that bad. I mean the stories. Aren't you know you're not looking at chop t unforgettable memorable stories but there's some really good things in the some solid selected rotting structure wise and unwise as well as some good stuff. I mean i don't know if you have a certain age. Because i know never wants to touch the clone saga. But that's i. I know you didn't read these first time around. But you're reading marvel comics in this era so you. I don't know if you have kind of what that might have prepared me a little against the united looking into style stuff Because it is very a lot of these very nineties in and all that. But yeah it's good. It's something worthy of collecting think inning collection. No yeah because it has a lotta people is one person. I remember saying all the still trying to fix the mess that the clone saga heading in spotty cannon to this day if they're not but like in that instances well it's an important part of spot history definitely all right So we get out of here so you can get the bed. Let's do it all right so next week. Lil is back in We switched up a little bit Mature the crossover works so next week. Part one of atlanta's attacks from amazing. Yeah that's realized Than the week after that spectacular spiderman annual nine. Were atlantis attacks. Then the crossover goes over to the devil. 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Bill Cunningham 9/10/20
"The. Go-to Cunningham the great American things are quiet. have. Peace everywhere. There's no political difficulties. There's no city difficulties. No going on life is good. The bengals are going to start on Sunday at four, zero five and hopefully beat the Los Angeles chargers then beat the Cleveland browns they'd go to Philadelphia beat the Philadelphia Eagles and more the reds last night look very good and high school football starts place again, tomorrow night the third or fourth game of the season course CPS can't play but man perspective on the Bengals is the voice of your bengals in pro football since nineteen, seventy, four, nine, thousand, nine, hundred, seventy, four, what forty, six years in other words he's old Dave Lapham luck and again to the bill Cunningham show Dave, how are you? Feeling all. Nine, thousand, nine, hundred, seventy, four in April, you became a Bengal. Your, if somebody would've told you in April. Nineteen, seventy four that in August or September of twenty twenty. You'd still be talking about the bengals what you said forty-six years ago. Crazy. Nuts. That's an impossible. There's no way. It'd be like match diamond drafted by the NBA and starting for the cavaliers next year I guess it's possible. I don't like the chances. Are. Telling you the odds the odds were not strong. There's no question about that and so and so you met A to your boss is Donald Trump. And Mike Brown. Tower, they? Different. How holiday they different man I can't say how are they say? I mean they're. They're they're. Sure, there's a day of the different perspective on almost anything because I. Think. Definitely Willie yes. Very quiet understated work on the scenes on the other hand the president giving interviews I mean who could think that if I talked to Bob Woodward of the Washington Post that's GonNa turn out really well. On A. Great. MOCAL cons. Record it not just once but multiple times i Mike Brown could not tell you how to spell twitter. It's all over twitter. He's got sixty eight million followers. Could you see Mike Brown suddenly getting on twitter you snow? As possible right. Anything's. Twenty twenty anything's possible that what kind of year is what kind of year is this so far call my God. How about the year in review come December. We're still here twenty. Crystal. Clear. Vision. You know. workflow for her you. I can't believe it. Anyway, I was talking about the bengals. You've been around forever from the from the days of Virgil, Carter and. Today's a great cook and the days of Kenny Anderson and boomer you've been around for Achilles Smith you've been around for Carson Palmer even there for Andy Dalton, and so I think the greatest quarterback, the bengals ever had was Kenny Anderson a little bit below. That was boomer blue. That is like everybody else Carson Palmer Andy Dalton where one you and I together maybe in five years maybe you'll be here I doubt I will be but nonetheless. Level, we have said about Joe Chiro at that point is he above Kenny Anderson or below Virgil? Carter Well, I think he's GonNa. Won't Virgil Carter I'd be shocked to be about Kenny, Anderson and a five year span is tough. That's a small sample size as opposed to what Kenny Anderson did for a decade and a half plus so I think I do think the Joe Borough as what it takes i. do think he's got the it's actor and he just he just understands not just football. The Guy understands the guy understands people he knows how to treat people. He's a respectful of people has incredible people skills and I don't give a darn what you decide to get into from your life's work that stuff will hold in good stead and he's already been elected captain the he was. He said the teammate to look and we go over to the freedom. We want you to read you know part of the statement So did the guy made an impact on his football team? Every guy talked to us about Joe Borrows leadership and. His ability to relate to people and teammates, and so he fits into the Kenny Anderson model what the best maybe of boomer Esiason as far as leadership and things of that character and you've seen him throw the ball not in any game. There's never been at Bengals quarterback that's ever begun the NFL season having never taken a snap in any NFL game in the preseason correct this is it correct the last time he took a live rep he was winning the National Championship. Corales you I. mean that's time he's been in a situation where it could get hit. So I mean he doesn't know nobody knows it's all twenty it's perfect at twenty twenty 'cause nobody knows nobody knows. The only thing they know is what they don't know. Donald Rumsfeld when I was with him in the Pentagon. right after the Iraqi war began. He said the most important thing to know in the military you have to know the unknown he said, no, the unknown you're better off than if you known the known or unknown, the knowns knows the unknowns as opposed to the knowns you're in better shape but I'm looking at him saying whatever you just said I agree with if you're so smart, you know the knowns you know the unknowns and the unknown unknowns and the nouns are not known on. What the hell what is left to do? You you understand what I'm saying because I don't I'm on with right on with you I do not want Dzhokhar knows one thing Joey Bosa Melvin Ingram will be coming off the edge and these guys they try to. At the quarterback with a what's IT You know bad intentions they combined for eighteen and a half sacks last year, thirty two and a half tackle philosophies in sixty three quarterback hits a hundred and fourteen plays where they affected the quarterback or the running game in some way shape or form to a negatively and they both multiple time pro bowlers bengals censor tackles had their hands full going to have to figure out ways to give some help. Willy is Joan Williams the second coming of Dave. Lapham Anthony Moon IOS, Max Montoya Brian Plato's or is he a failure? Question. Hungry label in the failure he has taken. Daddy got hurt. Last year we certainly. Yeah. We certainly can't. Put Him. In the category of Anthony when in you know the guys that you mentioned I mean I do think that that was going to be interesting to. Battle to watch really because John Williams. One of his main attributes is his use of his hands and placement and enjoy Bosa is unbelievable with his hand. It's literally going to be hand to hand combat out there at the left tackle right defense event physician that technic techniques technicians that both those guys are going to be interesting to watch. So we'll be we'll be a good battle I think I think John Williams as a character has great football character Sherman is great. Wall, but he's never had a snap in the. NFL. Right never. Boroughs never had a snapping the NFL never never and so kind of break down. On Sunday at four four ten what's going to happen with the chargers? They got a new quarterback last year they weren't that bad joey Bosa just signed a five, hundred, billion dollar contract. Their knows money left the guy got it. All boroughs, GonNa get it all in about four years. So sign. A five hundred million dollar contract if he's any good breakdown, what's going to happen on Sunday? Why Watch the game? What's to happen? It's going to be an interesting game You mentioned quarterback Tyrod, Taylor he you know he beat out the the quarterback they took up the six pack of the draft just Herbert who's going to have I think of right NFL few but. Over the last five seasons. Parrado. Taylor. Is just one of three quarterback's throw for at least eight thousand yards and run for at least fifteen hundred cam. Newton Russell Wilson. So I mean you're talking about guys that can be with your legs and your feet. I'm not I'm not necessarily saying he's Lamar Jackson but man, you'd better be ready for our peo- you better be ready. For Zone read. He can. He can do some damage with his with his feet as well as the soaring around this neck regatta got man here ninety, two catches nine, hundred, ninety, two yards and eight touchdowns last year as a running back. So over fifteen hundred and fifty yards, offense that that guy's the straw that stirs drink I think the team really that runs the ball. It was going GonNa win this football game because you know the Bengals have to run the ball instead of the long. They gotTa Make Joey Bosa Melvin Ingram and company earned the right to rush the passer. It's urgent to certain three all the time you're not gonna be able to kiosk. Seven. Thirty eight long day for Jonah and Bobby. Hart. Forty percent of Bengal rosters brand new the reds had like two starters from last year's opening opening day lineup, the redstone, the reds. Doing much at all and so they recreated the team is Zach Taylor going to be a successful NFL coach. I think he will be you know obviously didn't start out for him very well, and you'll be the first to admit that. But he does have a great way of relating to his players There's no question that the players like to play for them but the bottom line is results Willie. You got you gotTa Win Football Games. He knows that he's acutely. Aware that the thing is watch the things that training to know what these guys are pretty good. We make it a lot of skill players. They got some defensive line. It's pretty good. But then you know if you go to Baltimore's training, you've got to Pittsburgh Strange Hot Dang these guys are pretty good I. Mean Division is is tough. Cleveland is going to be who knows who knows. Twenty Twenty Cleveland who the hell knows what the Clinton grounds are GonNa do like I. Mean I think se North it's probably the best division in the in the AFC and and then maybe the the NS Wester prop DNC rest probably say best division in that side of the conferences when you saddled up in Cincinnati in April and nine, hundred, seventy four, there were many political issues I was completing my last year of law school getting my juris Doctor Degrading University of Toledo the things were hot and heavy. You had things going on like the Vietnam War things going on like the impeachment of Richard. Nixon you a complete turmoil everywhere. Gasoline was like eighteen thousand dollars a gallon. Breaking loose. Streets were were burgeoning of the protests and riots. All Hell was breaking loose and what was going on and seventy, four, seventy, five, seventy, six, and you were a Bengal I would dare say the Paul Brown did not permit politics to enter the bengals locker room. So the idea of Dave Lapham and others marching around Cincinnati and holding news conferences for social justice issues that was not the case is that fair to say burqa totally. No question about. It was off football all the time but I will say, really in terms of the world I've thought you know it keeps any whacker than this. I mean this is some lackey stuff going on here. You know the Vietnam War Oh the cost of. Twentieth. Street. That was easy. I thought I thought nineteen sixty six to like seventy six was the most tumultuous ten years in American history between the riots to protest says the nation's the removal from office to helicopter the Vietnam War. A thousand of our generation dying every week. I thought that was bad. Now, it's all compressed within nine months in twenty twenty everything that happened in ten years is happening now in ten months and we got to the end of the year yet they're the world's a mess. Not. United States of America struck there's a missed the entire to shutdown literally like it did there is no way I don't i. don't care who you are whoever whoever predicted that. Is. I don't know what he's smoking but man had to be good now lastly, A. J. Green. He's a, he's a tender as Hummel character every time he's kind of like Nixon Zell who's GonNa play next in their next cell or J. Green. Aj. Green. Has the talent to be the best receiver in football. On the other hand you can't stay healthy and Bernard is another great offensive player along with Joe Mixing Joe Boroughs unknown but he joe borough just had the greatest college football season in the history of college. Football through sixty touchdowns fifty, six, hundred yards, a quarterback rating of like four thousand three never to be equal ever again he beats Alabama and Tuscaloosa National Championship game. He takes apart Clemson and Trevor Lawrence makes them look like an eighth grade team is the real deal yes or no I think he is you know I. I. Really. Think that I'm not gonNA say that Joe who's GonNa have come here that he did. Last year at Lsu with the Cincinnati bengals this that would be ludicrous. A guy named Peyton manning holds the record for interceptions by Rookie quarterback he threw twenty three interceptions, his rookie Ernie went three and thirteen he turned out pretty good who went back now bail. Yeah it's hard. It's hard to play in the National Football League. There's no question about it, but you started mentioning some some weapons I mean John Nixon back to back yards rushing palette boy back to back thousand yard persistence AJ green when healthy top-five receiver in the National Football League they draft t higgins out of Clemson with the thirty third pick of the draft the first pick in the second round beefed up. sample in CJ US Army Titan, they have plenty of weapons in my mind really it's going to be the offensive line. If they can play close to average, they can do speed middle of the pack in the National Football. This offense will roll if they don't play up to the middle of the pack of the NFL, I don't give a damn out there for weapons it's GonNa be tough to operate the only thing that can happen in two thousand twenty that might be considered surprising his if Mike Brown joins twitter and has fifty dollars by the end of the year. Now that happens that's a sign of the apocalypse. If that happens California's GonNa Burn. If that happens I, don't know do you have questions for me about sports, politics, world capitals of course, I'm on twitter and I have like twenty two thousand followers. Trump is every ten minutes. Mike Brown he joined twitter and started hosting a podcast and we know it's it's the crazier ever. Mike printed for Mike Brown shows up somewhere every week and takes an hour's worth of questions from bengals fans, and it's on social media and facebook. And that now, we know it's a sign of the apocalypse in the end is near. Do you have questions for me about sports politics something gets confused over the years? Where we I just I just want you to unravel twenty, twenty four. What's what is your prediction Willie I mean what? What do you? What's your take on the coronavirus? Is it real? Is it fraud? What is it really the answer that question is yes. One third of us, thank the bluebonnets plaguing the black. Death. One third of it. Thanks. It was invented in some Chinese lab and it's all a bunch of crap. One third of us in the middle every day things both things. So the answer is I have no idea I wear a mask I do this or that. But by the way in in the colleges, the rocky rocky boy sat on my left yesterday and this guy at Syracuse. University. One of your favorite places. Over the weekend got together a a website with the dashboard. There's been twenty, six, thousand, twenty, six, thousand college kids between the ages of seventeen and twenty, six years old twenty, six thousand who have tested positive for Kobe nineteen. So far of the twenty six thousand who've tested positive how many have been hospitalized? probably Hundred Sixty zero. Zero zero unbelievable. Miami's got like eleven hundred how many been hospitalized? Zero. Zero and so we act as if if we get around this, all going to die turn black and. Our skin fall off. We're going to jump into in reality if you've got twenty six thousand who have tested positive and not one has been hospitalized is that something to stop the nation over? Make sure. It makes you scratch your head. Of course. Now, we're talking about college students I do I do believe that if you've got a you know a pre existing condition, diabetes would have. took me the final stroke that takes you down that path. You don't. WanNa. Go Down I eagerly that NATO question about you know nursing homes, preexisting conditions, and all that sort of thing. This is nothing with. I mean young healthy it. Then I hear about this kidneys thirties at has has. Contracted at twice in a matter of like three and a half months they say that they say that the anybody's if they're harney only lasts seventeen weeks I've heard you hear all kinds of things. We need some solidarity. When he coming together, we need peace and tranquility and the bengals can provide that on. Sunday. If they beat the Los Angeles chargers. Step I definitely next time you see Mike Brown suggests him to do a podcast. Dave Watson, thank you. Let's continue with more your comments of any five, one, three, seven, four, nine, seven, thousand, Bill Cunningham the great American live. It's the reds and the Bengals newsradio seven hundred wliw. Let's get out of now after one o'clock today Jessie Brewer who's a County Commission but also a private landlord talking about the Diaz. not being made by the governor Andy Bashir scheduled to talk after five o'clock today he's extremely melodramatic and anti-bush share is going to babble some more on sometime after five o'clock. Tonight he makes me ill whenever I hear him speak because he acts as if. Partial birth abortion other the death of the unborn doesn't matter at all but Cova deaths are terrible which, of course, they are if you dive anything all of us have expiration dates. But in a typical year, there's about seven hundred and ten Kentucky into die every year the regular flu they're up to thousand one covert nineteen during a pandemic and the average age is seventy six years old, which doesn't mean people that age should die simply means that all of us have expiration dates and anti-bush shares melodramatic shall we say also it was announced has not been announced what the government's going to talk about we think so coronavirus but. I, had a birdie whisper in my ear that Thursday Friday of this week there was going to be announcement made on on the Brown and Taylor matter whether the three cops involved are going to be criminally charged and then I got a call almost immediately from a law enforcement official who I trust greatly then told me and slightly to be a week from now and whatever it is. We need to brace again for the announcement that likely the police officers involved in the shooting of Taylor are not going to be criminally charged I. 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You've been counting stars and birds from your window and holding family cookouts in the kitchen. Now get ready to go. Go on a real vacation. Take the wheelchair nearest dealer or at go RV DOT COM. Necessary. To have a no knock warrant, which very rarely is used but can be quite dangerous and so they shielded up and away you go and unbeknownst to Brown and Taylor and Walker her boyfriend she was in bed with they were cops the cops said, they announced repeatedly there cops and. The boyfriend said I didn't hear anything which. I'm sure the COPS said what they said and if you didn't hear it, you didn't hear it and then the first person shot was a local police officer. He was shot by the Guy Brown Taylor was in bed with he thought it was like a home invasion, which is somewhat reasonable to assume right and after that happened. So the cops believe they're going into a drug apartment were money and drugs are located. They, they know Brown Taylor for two years state at one of the top drug dealers in Louisville, Brown Taylor dated him and they soon that they're based upon Warrenton surveillance, their money or drugs in the apartment, and so the a judge tells them to do it. They do it in an officer gets shot. What do they do? They returned fire now one might argue and I certainly appreciate the argument. That every bullet that's fired must be owned by the person causing it to be omitted from your weapon and you have to own that when I go through my concealed carry training it's obvious. My name is on every bullet and so before I discharged bullet were shooting and what's behind what I'm shooting. Those officers shot something like twenty four rounds. And they went through walls into other apartments. Now, one can argue whether they violated departmental policy but no, no one can fairly argued that those three men committed a criminal offence. Of murder when they had no intent to murder, they were authorized to be where they were and they acted in self defense says they were being shot and shot at and hit so. When that decision is announced in the next few days. I anticipate all hell's going to break loose because that's the nature of this of this business. Especially, Louisville Cincinnati and Hamilton County officials are very concerned about what's going to happen when it's announced probably by Daniel, Cameron The AG of Kentucky that likely there will not be criminal charges filed against those three cops. Now, all hell's going to break loose, it'll be an excuse to act up once again, a lot of a few thousand people in our society do not need an excuse to act up they simply want to act up and they're triggered by all kinds of events like in New Jersey the governor Murphy has said for nine eleven we may not put the American flag. On interstate overpasses because it's a triggering event for people driving under the American flag that is ridiculous. So we'll see what happens next week I anticipate the justice will be done. Whatever it is it is but I know those in Hamilton County and you know I spoke to Rob Sanders on the air a couple of days ago about this Covington is concerned about the rioting coming over from Cincinnati back into Covington, they managed to put up the floodgates to keep the hordes out. Cincinnati tends to be a gathering spot and law enforcement will be given a twenty four hour notice to get ready to stage to get ready for more riots in that a Helluva deal. And that that's the US as society in which we live from March of what's been about six seven months since she since she died. In, all she was doing with sleeping in bed and all of a sudden she was shot several times in the line of fire and I don't know injustice for her would be a civil lawsuit in which her. Her family, her estate would benefit greatly unfortunately by her death, Brianna Taylor should not have been killed. It was a terrible mistake and in life mistakes happen there was no intent by antibody to kill Brianna Taylor can you honestly say match diamond those three officers that night wanted to kill Brianna? Taylor. Even he said No. So so that means it. That means the answer is you cannot be charged with a criminal offence when there's no intent to commit the crime. Now, no one just shows up at a bank unwittingly with a gun in their hands to rob the bank, you have to go through processes to get there and those three cops criminally did nothing wrong criminally now civilly that's a different issue fifty, one greater than forty nine. They didn't own each shot that they fired and she was an innocent victim. And she's earth states should be compensated for what she. What she went through now, it's also true. She dated quite openly a well-known heroin and PCP drug dealer in Louisville for two years. She was in that apartment was noted on surveillance tapes and tape recordings as a place where drug transactions now that that's not the best thing to do if you're a young woman or young man dating someone in the drug business that's not good. But then mean you get killed for that when you break up with somebody and and hook up with somebody else so. Her death was unfortunate. It was wrong but. I don't know I. Don't know how riding when this decisions announced the next week or two is going to really solve any problems at all doesn't help secondly. I know today the county commissioners are meeting to decide what to do with the Bengals and twenty twenty four. They've hired an architectural firm to decide what upgrades have to take place to the stadium. And the cost of the study is about three hundred and seventy, five, thousand dollars by Los, Angeles Base Gansler architecture, and cincinnati-based L. avert design to conduct the Needs Assessment of Paul Brown stadium just to decide what to do is three hundred, seventy, five, thousand dollars to decide what to do. And if the bengals are are to remain pass twenty, twenty six when the lease is up the bengals and the reds and the and the riverfront and Bob Castellini who heads up the Riverfront Group and Mike Brown and Katie Blackburn Brown and Troy Blackburn have got to decide what to do and we have about four or five years in order to to decide what to do. And anyone who Aleisha Reece for example had Lee cherise on and she said, whatever we decide to do in the next few years she wants to submit it to the voters of Hamilton county to say a day. The county and the city. Have spent so much money on for volleys. There's not enough money left to spend on good things. So we taxpayers for reasons unclear to me are giving the Metro bus system over one hundred, million dollars a year every year, an increase sales taxes. We have also a tremendous need to upgrade the Hamilton. County. Jail. We have streetcar that cost about three to three hundred and fifty million dollars all in that. No one rides. During the pandemic and generates no money. We, we frittered away a lot of the ability we have as a society in order to do big projects and so as a long suffering bengals fan, long-suffering reds fan. I would like to participate as one taxpayer in the decision whether to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to upgrade PBS. One estimate is on average the average cost of upgrades. I stadium that is twenty five years old by twenty, twenty, five, twenty, five years old is two hundred and fifteen million dollars just to do the rehab the remodeling about the two, hundred and fifteen. Now with the bengals pay any part of that, they needed to look at exceeding changes, technologies, retail offerings, parking, security concessions, interior, and exterior design. And playing surfaces, maintenance upkeep, and all that stuff. and. The bengals have a big decision to make they cash out for about two billion dollars and sell out to San Antonio Toronto or Mexico City or God knows where The bengals family, the browns are committed to Cincinnati their understated, but they're good competent and decent people. And so they would prefer to stay in Cincinnati for their business that nets them thirty to forty million dollars every year thirty to forty million, and so will the bengals participate in upgrading their stadium that they don't own now anti-black Republican County Commissioner wants to sell Paul Brown stadium to New York and Wall Street interest to see if that would work I can't imagine that working at all but I would urge I'll be here with you the next two or three years out of maximum. In order to decide whether or not we taxpayers once again will agree to participate in a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars to keep in town. The bengals which I think would be a wonderful thing now lastly, before I go to the calls and we have thousands on hold millions are listening seven, four, nine, seven, thousand, pound, seven, hundred, eighteen, t the news media headed up by match diamond and many others. Had made a big deal as always every three or four days for the next seven weeks. There's going to be more crises and bombshells and revelations about Donald. Trump I've never seen anything close to the lack of objective media coverage of this president. No one even gets close to this coverage not even Nixon. And so for reasons unclear to me. The President Can Senate to about twenty hours of interviews tape-recorded by Washington, post owned Bob Woodward why he can send it to that is beyond me. He thought he could sway him to a side maybe he was honored to have a legendary reporter, do a book on them but whatever I can guarantee you. He was told by many. Don't do this because whatever you say is going to be twisted and turned in a negative context but he being who he is said, okay, I can convert Bob Woodward in the Washington. Post to my side, which is an impossible task. So we here now, what did the president know? When did he know it? How serious was? What I'm saying now also is that we know going in that in January February and March you had Nancy Pelosi saying krona. vars. February. Twenty fourth is no big deal you Andrew Cuomo saying come on down the best and the brightest thing in January February and March. This is not a big deal including Anthony Fauci said, it's not a big deal. I've played for you the cuts before about Pfau saying in January and February. This is not something to worry about everyone was saying and singing out of the same hin book as as trump was that's what people were saying from Faouzi to Pelosi to Cuomo to trump to pants, just play the cuts, play the tape. However. This is the important fact that the media won't talk about because it helps the president. Every time. A dispute arises the media calls the World Renown Epidemiologists and expert Dr Anthony Fauci Dr Anthony Fauci Dr Anthony Fauci whenever the president said something they'd go to Dr Anthony Fauci to set the record straight the media says he's the platinum standard of objectivity and good science that trump doesn't have Dr Anthony Fauci said well a couple of days ago when this story broke. Headline Fallacy Disputes Bob Woodward's claim that trump downplayed the virus about this reacting to claims and Bob Woodward's new book. The president trump. Downplayed the headlines in deadliness and the coronavirus Dr Anthony Fauci said Wednesday Wednesday. Hell. That's yesterday in an interview. He heard trump listen this she said he heard trump say the same things in public he was saying in private. May you quote this which of course, ABC NBC and CBS Will Not, using this time because it helps the president quote from FAO G I didn't really see any difference between what he told us and what we told him and what he ultimately came out publicly and said in an interview with John Roberts Fox News. According to Woodward's new book rage set to be released on the fifteenth trump acknowledged that deadliness of the coronavirus and early February and mid March to play down in severity and when asked Roberts asked to White House adviser which fallacy. Whether the president downplayed the seriousness of the virus. This is what Anthony Fauci said write this down. Matt's diamond and this is what he said. No no no I didn't I didn't really have a sense. He was distorting anything I mean in my discussions with the president they're always straightforward forward about concerns that we had said Dr Anthony Fauci the National Institute of Allergy and infectious. Diseases. Quote. We related to that to him and when he would go on in public, I would hear him discuss the same sorts of things. He would just go through briefings with the Group for the Task Force he would talk about it and say the same things in public. And so when FAU cheat disputes the president it's a headline. When fallacy support the President Guess what? It's not news at all, that's the game. The media plays don't be played by the media listen to me. On US continue coming up later is Jesse brew from Boone, county and more if lying ever becomes available five, one, three, seven, four, nine, seven, thousand, pound simply pound on seven, hundred, WWL W. Woman Bay. I'm a good woman. I'll make an old woman plus. Anamika, younger. Of the of the baby. You'll go. Bad. Of the poll. Billy Cunningham the great American you know the media coverage. Things a landlord tenant stories only from one perspective, which is the story of the tenant because all of us are on the sides of tenants as much time knows there are many many many more tennis than landlords but then the difficulty is when there's landlords not having legal redress for those who don't pay their rent, it's a house of cards begin to fall, which includes not making payments. To the bank which means the property's not maintained, which means infections get difficult people have to live there and not pay rent. They destroy the premises, things that I character joining you and I now is Boon County Commissioner. Jessie, brewer who has knowledge about the Kentucky Law relative to objections and what the status is today and Jessie brewer. Welcome again to the Bill Cunningham Show Jessie how are you? I'm doing well how you doing Sir Great Day to be an American before we get into this I want to ask you a quick question with your permission, of course. A bone county named, after Daniel, Boone. Is. A wonderful community and I had on yesterday Rob Sanders who controls Kenton County with on grip and he made the comment so far this year in Kenton County. which is about I don't know about two hundred and thirty thousand residents has a total of one murder and clear and Kenton. County and he also made the comment that knowledge in Boone County that you can try you control. With an iron grip, there's been no murders in Boone. County in fact, a murder is quite rare if you take the populations of Boone, county and Kenton County there about three, hundred, thirty thousand, which is much greater in the city of Cincinnati which every year has seventy, two hundred murders and my correct in saying that Boone County is relatively free of homicide and other offenses and that. There's no murders in Boone County, your knowledge this year. That is correct. In Rob's counterpart in Boone County the gentleman by the name of Louis, Kelly is the new Combo attorney down there who doesn't excellent job and to my knowledge, his office has not done dealt with any murders. To date. And in fact to have those that are wounded in Cincinnati is GonNa have like four to five hundred people shot but they're going to recover fortunately on top of the seventy murders along with two to three thousand bullets flying around the city because we have shot spotter, which tells the coppers where to go. Somewhat rare and Boone County have shots fired except maybe at a rabbit. And we did have a couple incidents this year that you may remember There was a police involved shooting with the sheriff's department that that's an ongoing investigation that that was in the news a while back several months ago and. So it was post. March. April may I'm not mistaken. Ongoing investigation but for the most part, if you're if you hear gunshots out by area, it's someone playing around with a gun backyard shooting shooting a gun with her son or shooting at a rabbit. Jesse borough what is the status of evictions now in the Commonwealth? So, quite interesting. So you familiar with the CDC moratorium. End of the year. So that's CDC moratorium that came out is actually less restrictive than what we've already been dealing with in Kentucky. News for Kentucky Property? Owners. Steph up because it's still restrict the, but it's less restrictions if that's fancy that for you. So you could still vic, you still have to pay your rent. There's a lot of loopholes that tennis can exploit, and there's a lot of extra hoops and some government subsidy. If you will you know government is still forcing pro private property owners to subsidiv having. With these moratoriums and from the things that they've put in place now as far as the dangers of having no evictions and also the harm caused a landlords. I had on a Charles Tassell who is heading up a group of landlords and eminent county who said a good friends with Carl. The goal is to have a lot of affordable housing with many options and people paying their rent and building more apartment buildings. He made the point not in the current climate that landlords do not want to take the risk of building new apartment buildings because there's a chance. especially, if Biden gets elected that there were going to have moratoriums on fictions, which means there's no profit whatsoever to build an apartment building that the cost of an apartment building continue when rent isn't paid and either the can down the road explained that process to the American people. Here you go. So first of all Charles spot on with that. The bill, a new apartment. You're going to spend a hundred and forty, two, hundred, fifty, thousand dollars per apartment and today you know with with the biggest driving of that cost labor and then land and then materials. So if you want to build you from apartment, you're you can pencil out one hundred and fifty thousand per unit to build me write this down. Four family that six hundred K. if you have an eight family, that's one point two million dollars correct. That that's pretty good and if you're building a smaller place like that, you might spend a little more non talking to larger places. There's no one hundred, hundred, conflict spending one hundred. GEICO's now offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies. That's fifteen percent on top of what Geico could already save you. So what are you waiting for your teenager to help around the house? Okay mom I empty the dishwasher vacuum, the basement and folded the sheets out of the dryer what Oh. 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The tradesmen that are out there swinging the hammers the concrete people everything else that goes on there little restaurants in the area where the guy take lunch break and all that. You'RE GONNA take a lot of the trickle down economics away. Know. outlying economy. If you doing things such as victim moratoriums and don't want to let people you know take a capital investment and ripped the American dream. So if you're the landlord and anti-bush share has restrictive addiction policy that sends a message to many don't pay the rent in which case the bank still want you to pay the note, the insurance and the property continues the maintenance on the property continues the landscaping on the property continues the snow removal continues the garbage removal continues at all continue you don't have the money to pay for it. Willy Ninety. Two percent of all the rental dollars. So for every dollar that I collect rental payment, ninety, two cents of that dollar goes to expenses. Paid the mortgage I pay the price in Kentucky. I pay the county property taxes I pay the city property taxes I pay a state property tax I pay the insurance I pay a state insurance premium tax you don't Kentucky you have what's called service premium tax over here they tax you on your insurance depending on what city or county I'm in pay a premium on that insurance to them. Boone County Unincorporated Boone County and Northern Kentucky is one of the few that I know of that does. Not have an insurance pre tax but a lot of the other ones around here do because they don't have the same source of the revenue that that are out there. But I'm paying taxes on that I got pay the water bill I'm GonNa, pay the bills the trash bill I gotta pay my employees. You know that are collected rents and paying bills or or in this case s centers to pay the rent because they're now paying paying and I to pay them and they take care of their families. And they've got their mortgages and they've got their Catholic school tuition and their grocery bills and everything else. There's a lot of money that goes out and my expensive having. Someone someone decides not to pay. I'm holding the bag and and the federal government talent. So Jessie brewer if this moratorium of anti-bush share plus Federal Government Moratorium, which is so popular in the media continues. You'll be upside down on properties. No. Hope of ever recovering your dissuaded from taking other risk a building other apartment buildings because who knows what's going to happen in the future was similar misbehavior. If you have four family and one, one of the unit doesn't pay rent and you have to victim hell, you can't make money for that year whatsoever out of the eight percent. Profit. You gotTA. Pay Federal income taxes on that that cuts that number in half and so by doing. So what any Bashir is done and what Donald Trump has done is to make a damn near impossible to build a future apartment buildings, which means the price will go up and the availability of units go down and that brings homelessness which all of us seek to avoid. Not only that there's some more compounding effects. So you have a lot of these property owners if they if down can't pay, they can't pay their property what a property taxes fund schools, libraries rose other things that we all enjoy your police or fire the negative money away from them. They know not paying the rent has the effect on the property of the pay their. Taxes which funds those things when you the ones that do pay their ranch, you know like any other business when you have a lost revenue, you got to raise the cost of your good. Now, I have to hope to raise the cost of my ranch on other people that can pay for make it harder for them to to rent an apartment for me because of the risk. We know, typically what's market standard is charts first month's rent, and then the security deposits usually a month. Well now I've got to reevaluate that and saying okay I need first month's rent last month's rent and security it can be more expensive for people to get in because I'm taking bigger ripping gamble what We're paying six hundred bucks. I got to charge six, twenty five because they gotta subsidizing try to offset the losses from the neighbors not paying jobs you what currently in the Commonwealth what? What are the policies right now of the governor why is it hard to evict anyone? The governor had a moratorium that that were part of the lawsuit on that's being worked out and and We're told it's going to fall in line the CDC more tournament prior to that, you couldn't have picked anybody in an actively. For. non-payment of rent. Got Paying rent the got an active leak. You can't vic victim or then then it changed. Where you could have victim, but instead of giving them a seven day notice Kentucky seven, they notice Ohio the Free Day notice. So you gotta give them a thirty day notice to. You know. It already takes forty five days to get somebody out on a good win. Now, the governor read a twenty one days on top of that. then. You have to give a you're not. You're looking someone for two months if you're lucky to get them out. And then that was the most recent moratorium then with the CDC coming out and our federal lawsuit all coming together same time but working out the mess that up. At this point landlords a screwed blue tattooed and barbecued and God knows what will happen if buying wins or if trump wins either one could extend it for more months and the ten is still owes the money and so exactly few if any tenants have the ability double up their rent payments, correct. That's correct. You know they always say, well, the finish responsible for the money you can sue them and my president if they can't pay their ranch, what the Heck Am I. GonNa suit for I think of the court and get a small claims, a tournament and they. Can't pay the rent to begin with what am I going to get? I, can't get blessed maternal. Then you gotTa hire lawyers in order to chase a deadbeat which there's no money there. Anyway, exactly. Right. I got a higher lawyer got chased him. I got him to collection to get money you know and if so security income unemployment come is what you would call unacceptable. So if I, see someone that's on social security income for for miss misprint percent I can't go and garnered. So secured the federal laws won't allow me to garner social security I can only garnered paycheck. So someone's on social security. Free, covid which I have some of these that. I'm not paying rent the hell with it and they bought a new car which did happen there. I've seen them taking trips through social media and looking for social media trying to track them down to say to make contact with them and their traveling here there, and everywhere not hanging me. Meanwhile I, forgot to pay the water to their building into. Built now fair. Jessie brewer everywhere I look in life. I see nothing but problems I see nothing but difficulties in the next week or ten days allegedly the attorney general is a good man. Daniel cameras going to make a decision on the Brown and Taylor situation that's going to cause more rioting. We're told by the radical leftist, the insurrectionist they bml types and others that if trump gets reelected, there's going to be sixty days of rage and it's GonNa continue they're gonNa make the whole country look like Kenosha everywhere I look I see nothing but issues can you give me hope? Is There Hope Jessie Brewer? Give me hot? And one of the favorite graces about the election is, let's pray that the farmer's Almanac correct and it's a bitter bitter cold winter in airline stayed inside. An might be cold here, but it's not going to be cold and Texas Florida. Arizona, and California thank. Thank God. You don't have the problems in California. The People's Republic California is burning two billion acres plus they have confessed to Tori taxes constant riots, an unbridled illegal immigration system. They have homelessness running amok. Thank God you're in Boone County. Thank good. The grass is greener and the size Bloom County in I'm very blessed to have that. Jessie. Brewer. Boone County Commissioner. Thank you very much. But of course you're a landlord also. The idea of getting into property development and buying an apartment building and scratching out a living is gone because you can't change the deadbeats and let's face it. There are some people legitimately cannot pay their rent and they're in a position you can't tell the bankers fifth third bank I have a four family two of the four. Can't pay their rent. Would you mind if I if I pay the mortgage this month what would fifth third bank say. They fear we'll let you pay your mortgage for free months putting four months. You're going to pay four months of payments all at once, and that's if you're lucky fell even allow you to do that. You know people think there's all these forebearance problems forebearance programs. They're just tacking it on and four months giving you one bigger payments all while the interest accumulates and your debt runs up. So it's not really a fair program for say. Fictions. That's another thing people think with all this press, all the media press that landlords want to event and I wanna I wanna make sure everyone knows that's a lesson we want. We don't know Vick call me from one tenant paying the rent on time. It's great. But if I've got a victim one, it's GONNA cost me thirty five to forty percent on the bright side. If I'm lucky funded addiction, you know I got the time and I'm not collecting the revenue and no. I don't know about your experience but have you ever seen the Pentagon the victim legal place in moving condition? Happened, but generally don't give a crap. And they're mad. I got to spend the money on that cleaned it up and getting rid of stuff you know. It never ceases to amaze me. I'm doing this for almost twenty years. Every time someone gets victim seems like they take everyone's crash they can find just dumping the damn apartment. It's it's like how do you fit this much trash and garbage in one place, but they do it somehow and I got to pay to clean it up, and then I got to pay to repaint the walls and make the place smell good to make it inviting for someone new to come in only try to take advantage of the free system over Cova County that we're in. Right Jesse borough ivory I look I see problems. Thanks for lighting is up about what's happening in the Commonwealth. Jesse. Brew. You're a great American and thank you for coming on the Bill Cunningham show. Thank you. Thank, you I appreciate it have a good one willing God bless America. Let's continue with more. Don't Cunningham newsradio seven, hundred, WWL W. Is kind of funny I gotTa Give Him props date actually chirped. And at me all night. Normally when they get high initial up real quick. So I look I property even taken out there yelling by at me. So I give him a nice little ways and as mother staff because. It was impressive that you can. You can sure someone after shut it up. Your ass for southern two-thirds. Innings. So props them on Go cash the. Charter Howard. Trevor Bowers is the best no doubt. Talking about intensity, we need that guy. That guy that dude, we need this. You know what? I pitch him again tonight same stickers on E. Gray set down shove it up their ass right game. No one finger. Salute this. Let the cubs Chirpin on move. On, well, hope they couldn't hit him with a boat or last night couldn't. Beach Ball with an ironing board, but but Mr Simms came in but then. They went to Rice sell at the engineer thinking. Power what a torn that place a part of able to lost that game. If that would happen. Selah glazes actually like normally accident the reds were disbanded. Speaking of that, we had to the greatest sluggers of all time in Cincinnati recently Edwin and Adam do all. That is correct. All couldn't play for the reds. He was sent down and Edwin encarnacion was traded for a bag of balls than out of divall was traded to the Atlanta braves on July thirtieth two, thousand, eighteen for Lucas Sims. Matt Whistler and Preston tougher who. Wesley Yeah the law firm of Sims, whistler and Tucker, and when we got rid of Adam Duvall, right he hit three home runs including Grand Slam last night drove in nine the brace just I mean annihilated the Marlins to nine to nine But. It wasn't that close. No and some of the some of the reds Willie with according to Lance and Joe Luck Up. Edwin encarnacion three times hit three home runs in a red uniform and a game. In a red uniform and when we got rid of him. Okay Josh Hamilton. Did it. Adam. Dunn the doner done. D. U. N. N. Done Cody Ross I apologized to him to remember him cody Riley Bus Dmitri Young? Yes. I like the guy with the Finger Food Bret Boone Bret Boone whatever happened to him Geraldo Barua who did it twice in one thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, six, who Hirano Berroa. Don't remember and Wilson catcher part of the baked trade trade for what about what about your guy? Number? Twenty one plays out at KC. See One of the best golfers in America. By the way I give Paulo Neil to aside right? Jeff treadway. Did it. How about the guy? That hit four? That was Josh Hamilton how we look at four But wait a minute now but wait a minute. Hold on. Out, mate. Wait a minute for. Scooter, Ginette. Three or four hit four in one game. That's what I'm saying, right so you're saying they didn't put him on the list. I remember I put him on a list then hit four. Yeah. How come I, Cameron. So glance say about that and look at what does he say about that? I can recall it happened they can't remember everything scooter genetic just about. Him How come he's not on the list. Wait a minute. The cardinals play a doubleheader tonight against the Tigers. But covert nineteen may have hit the cardinals again. Oh No Johan. Oviedo No. I. L after being in contact with the person who has positive for Cova nineteen if they don't play any. Games ball games that center we can. Play like thirty games and they got a better winning percentage some team who played sixty games Karenin can't do that. Well, we get those t shirts out. Tell me we know. Well, I'm just saying don't I guess I can't get excited to the reds five hundred. And they're still four games shorter that but. Willie. The students report is a proud service of local tempstar heating and air conditioning dealers. Tempstar quality could feel in Cincinnati Coal, Wyoming air at one, eight, nine, nine, six, H v a someone ask your question to get a direct answer. My open up the hotline seven four, nine, seven, thousand call now what are you saying that luck? Luck what's his name Joe Lockup according to lockout mcallister? This is the list but the are you saying they didn't put on the list scooter Ginette. His name on here that was a total miscue by them. I want an apology from somebody I remember him doing it. So don't lie. Let's see. sunny gray goes tonight seven fifteen with the Arno carrier inside Pitch Kelsey Chevrolet extra show after the game. I thought he was the only read ever had four home runs. I'm just telling you. They say Josh Hamilton at four home runs. Yes. Yes match time it is that correct to Scott Hamilton. The Josh. Scott he was he was the Dan. Care Josh. Hamilton maybe is out of drugs or drugs or Did he hit four home runs for the reds. I he was hitting them all over the place, but I don't think he did. Well, let's let's talk about be better days ahead we want to say happy birthday today to number nineteen. Our for our first baseman. Joey votto thirty-seven, it was on this date Willie September the eighth nineteen, eighty five at Wrigley Field in Chicago. Very very raw that happened. Pete Correct Pete rose collected hit number forty, one, hundred, one, ninety and forty, one, ninety, one and March called and said, get him out of the lineup get out of the out get out like like Gordon Ramsay. Josh Hamilton for the reds had four home runs. I. Tell you what to to shut you up for a minute. Don't be disrespectful to the great American. There's the list. At least reds with at least three homers in a game right there. S A USA Today sports says that. Minute, I don't see scooter genetic anywhere on here. oops. Let's see here. Josh Hamilton got four home runs for him. Yeah. I want to check that out. Match time can you check that out I want the truth and Joel lockup is that his name? Luck Yeah. We also have a We also have action again in the NBA. As that Saint Louis Pitcher was was close to a person that had covert nineteen Houston Rockets, reserve Daniel House junior under investigation by the NBA for allegedly allowing a female cove nineteen testing official into his hotel room on and he let her in. You know how women are. Globe Life Field Back to baseball will be home of the National League Championship series while Petco Park in San, Diego will be the American League Championship series. site. Right there we've got people calling in on this issue segments give me your first name give me your answer and don't be a smart ass. When there it is right there. We have a ruling. Give me your first name and give me your answer. Jim Scott go ahead and Hit. Four home runs did he didn't Jim. Scott had form runs. He's not on that list. GimMe a first name and give me the answer. Baca October when he used to play on Main Street. That's enough to. See I can't trust my listeners to make cogen intelligent comments I. Only we only you and I can how about this your good friend Dave yolks before you stay that. Should I call debuts? He's Ohio's top lawyer I. Know You were at I. So he's the Attorney Ohio Attorney General has instructed his office to begin investigating whether Ohio state can sue the big ten. For they can play football. Calling the Attorney General Nfl starts tonight we'll. GEICO knows there are many reasons why you ride from the thrill of the revving engine and pure adrenaline of flying down the highway to the confidence of knowing that Geico always has your back with twenty four, seven access to claim service. But Ari Snyder has one reason in particular that I had extremely large upper arms, they won't even fit into most shirts. Thankfully, biking really embraced his vest culture. So I feel accepted Geigo motorcycle fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more you've been camping in your backyard. Cycling in your living. You've been enjoying rain showers in your bathroom. Campfires on your TV screen. You've been counting stars aim birds from your window and holding family cookout in the kitchen. Now get ready to go. Go on a real vacation take the wheelchair nearest RV dealer or at go ardine DOT COM leeann tonight you're gonNA see the two quarterbacks and combined signed. The two quarterbacks Mr Watson Mr Mahomes tonight. HAVE COMBINED TO SIGN Six hundred and thirty-three million dollars worth of contracts. quarterback lives matter. That's a lot of human beings I'm calling David Ios the attorney general directly. Are you prepared to receive his words I guess so you're calling him. He's not going to answer like Carey combs probably in court somewhere suing the big test probably. You're interrupting. got. The lawsuit ready to go Picking up my. Governor Governor on a to. Yeah. Well. It's host I wanNA talk with you can't write down. A message so. Back add meantime they could difference on the world you're standing on point good point is very. Pleased recording this woman right when you've finished. David Yosef says the Great American. We support you and suing the big ten and behalf of the. Message One correction message. To. Record. satisfied. Telling me though according to match Diamond Josh Hamilton hit four home runs but. It was not with the reds. It was with rain phone. Who just called you David said I'll call you later today. Okay Dave. Thank you also well as we want to say congratulations to one of our own. Jim Scott No. Chip Tater, Pratt about that and his wife as Carl. Pratt the third she squeezed out a nice born this morning at twelve twenty seven. Am right after the start of America's trucking network Tater at good Sam hospital seven pounds, eight ounces good boy understand Carlos v got recruited already by UC and going to go turn pro to be a Bengal offensive lineman. Would you tell Joe Locke? And Lance McAlister oops Josh Hamilton four home runs but. With the veins, not the reds and then I don't see the name Scooter Ginette on this list and match time has confirmed Lebanon Zone and my band scooter to net who loves number three, who did hit four home runs for the reds correct just saying you know Mark Witton did that against the against the reds as a cargo of many years ago is hard hidden swaggie that's correct. Number that guy yes, lefty. So, how much money is on the field tonight we watch the NFL Tonight Willie as Houston takes on Kansas City and Mr Watson and Mr Holmes. The off season have combined to sign contracts worth six, hundred and thirty three, million dollars. quarterback lives. Matter. Amen to that. Some serious serious one jack. Mercy and lastly Segman the Rock reported yesterday. Yes. That twenty six thousand college students have tested positive for covert nineteen. Correct over the last two weeks. Yep. How many been hospitalized That's a big goose egg I believe zero. Yeah but. Completely. Overwhelmed with the idea that Miami might have a thousand kids with a virus. Hey symptomatic, which means you're healthy who have not gone to the hospital but a thousand kids they got shut down the place. This is ridiculous. I didn't know what to tell you willie, but this is the world we live in currently. I'm standing from Dayton report said four against the cards in four at bats. Hamilton needed five at bats to get four home runs. So with scooter genetic Ford Bats, four home runs. And then? The only blow out yesterday in Baseball Willie Milwaukee routed Detroit nineteen nothing now report the chips and the Texans may stay in the locker room during the national anthem and not come out while that might be what the bengals made. The bengals have something up their sleeve to on Sunday. Ridiculous may do the same thing. I said man go ahead wild man understand you straighten out the segment. Correct. Out Willie scooter, and is the only player in history to hit four home runs that place on six. Year but I was at the game or on scooters at the only player to do that a lot of those guys on that list that say mention warning with the Reds Toronto Borough I think. As Segman your reaction Jeanine. Just by the filed man. It's not the first time in won't be the last. So you're saying this list put together by Joe Lockup is not accurate. I said tickets leading. Accurate but leading. Hit Four home runs and Cincinnati was mark with I was at that game I. Think the last one he was off route dibble and they haven't found it I think it's I. Think it's still orbiting. Earth. Segman your reaction you're being you're being impudent given wrong information giving you the information. We demand accurate summation here. While what do you think about segments? What about what about big day for you today wild man that number again number fourteen. Reggie Patterson forty, one, hundred, ninety, one. Patterson. Well we? Pulled him out on the lineup. That he be better to I. took him out of the lineup 'cause I was at the Broncos, game play at the seahawks and we were all. Outside. The locker room listen to the play by play who could forget This remember you're there. Hey, tape segment. Zoom tape would you zoom take Joe Lockup on with me tomorrow I guess I don't know. It's not that big of a deal Willie I think it's terribly Terribly. Important. Those guys head home runs, congratulations, Adam divall. Baseball. Of My sources tell me, he likes. Of the saw if you know what I mean, you mean Montgomery in. WHAT SAUCE Val Man. Thank you very much. He means Montgomery and they're a game he was never at. hangles game when the reds were going on and he went to the reds game with the bengals. Ron, I can't take it anymore. Next. Right. Vile man is noted for his accuracy. Segment get me out of this report and we got the governor coming up next we hope along with David? Jost who says he's going to sue the The big ten Ohio states playing state. Yeah. Go ahead by the way they're going to stay is that a class action suit a very hot about six hundred and thirty million and they're not gonna come out to honor. America. With the fans that'd be real palm I'm going to. Kansas City, give me some. Almost said something we might have regretted Willie and honor of a Beautiful Day here at a tri-state blue sky and the sunshine. And the NFL season kicks off tonight. and. The Furniture Fair roundtable show at six can't wait. We leave you with the immortal words of the stew report. Drive Right Field Ball caring well. Scooter. Janette. Not One two. Three Four. Four home runs tonight for Scooter Johnette and nine runs batted in. Take that out of do. You bring me Joe Luck of tomorrow I'll see what I want that guy to answer for these inaccurate pieces of information sermons. Didn't knows schooner Janette. How come we're all. Human Willy. You know we're not. We're not like you and perfection I'm like spock. Live long and prosper on newsradio seven hundred WLIW W. Let's rediscover our town where there's so much to enjoy. We have several professional sports teams sometimes they win. Our town is the whole many world-class, Oris. Rally for countless thirsty people. And for those who thirst for entertainment theirs Eddie and rocky join us. We're ready to bring. You did have a few laughs cutler's loose Eddie and rocky's this afternoon at three on seven hundred W W. Cunningham the governor a by Moscow. Time and numbers and Emery County Rep a little bit but not significantly, Hamilton County continues not to be in the red, but the orange will see what occurs couple of things are happening now that you and I need to discuss me with you and you with me Forbes magazine every year on the first day the NFL comes out with the value of all the franchises in the national football league. And tonight as you know, the Texans are at the chiefs and according to ESPN the decided to protest by staying in the locker room during the Star spangled banner and only come out after the. Commemoration of the sacrifice of so many to make America the greatest country in the world has concluded. So they're not putting position visually of kneeling down and showing complete disrespect to the American flag under which so many of those players have become multi zillionaires. So Forbes has a posting this afternoon came out about one thirty. About the most valuable NFL franchises in the country in your own mind think about the most valuable national football league franchise, it would be much time and give me a guess. He says Tampa Bay? No, that's wrong. The Dallas cowboys according to Forbes are valued at five point, seven, billion dollars. It was purchased by Jerry, Jones for one hundred and forty million, which was way over his ability to to fund it now worth five point seven, billion dollars it is the fourteenth consecutive year that the cowboys are number one. According to the magazine, Jerry Jones team is also the most valuable franchise in the world more valuable than New, York Yankees or the dodgers or soccer teams in London, etc.. After the cowboys in your own mind, what is the second most valuable franchise national football league that would be the New England patriots and a paltry four point four, billion dollars. So the cowboys are perceived as being one point two, billion more than the New England patriots followed by the giants new. York giants at four point three, the rams at fourbillion forty niners at three point eight rounding out the top ten or the jets. The Chicago bears. The Washington redskins and they really stink. Philadelphia Eagles and the Houston Texans all above. Three billion dollars. The team with the biggest jump last year where the jets, the eagles in the seahawks they went up eleven percent the bottom three teams Matt's time in your mind about the bottom three teams are what do you say? He said Bengals, packers and. chargers well, the bottom three teams number. The bottom three, number, twenty nine. Is the, Detroit Lions. I'm sorry number thirty, their number thirty, the bottom three, two, point one, billion dollars the lion's stink and the two point one. Number thirty one as far as the least valuable are the buffalo bills two point I'm sorry two point zero five. Two point zero five billion and which team was number thirty, two last. That would be your Cincinnati. Bengals at a paltry. Poultry two billion flat. the bank's only franchise without any increase last year. Of the thirty to the bengals are the only one that had no increase in all someone up a paltry one or two hundred, million dollars. The average NFL team is worth three, point, zero, five billion, which is a seven percent increase from last year and four teams are worth at least four billion that being the cowboys, the giants, the Patriots, and the Rams that'd be Dallas New York Boston and L. A. Those are the most valuable all above four billion Super Bowl Champs Kansas City chiefs playing tonight. Are valued at only two point, five billion but that's an increase of nine percent. So one team one team has not had any increase at all of the thirty two and that would, of course be your Cincinnati Bengals, which is a nice jumping off point to what's happening today because the county commissioners have decided to see what it would cost to bring the bengals stadium pbs up to shall we say Opt to snuff and the estimates too according to to Denise treehouse how much money would it take to make the Bengals stadium relevant over the next twenty years to keep the bengals here as you know, the bengals lease is up in two, thousand, twenty, six, they have two five year options at their at their option. So they could stay here until twenty, thirty six but that that likely will not happen. You gotta go one way or another. So the Bengals and Hamilton County will soon find out exactly how much work needs to be done on the sixty five thousand seat stadium in order to bring it up to relevancy going forward from twenty, twenty, six to twenty, forty, six and the cost of determining the study. Is Three hundred and seventy, five, thousand dollars. Base by two architectural firms. One in La. One here in Cincinnati and county officials anticipate to expect negotiations with the Bengals to begin in twenty, twenty, three or twenty, twenty, four, what three years from now on extending the lease for twenty years and how much will it cost according to one? Scratch the head estimate that the average cost to renovate NFL stadium since two thousand and not build another one just renovate. The average cost is two hundred and fifteen million dollars just to renovate the stadium. Now with the bengals. Team or two billion all owned by the Brown family. And having no debt and producing thirty to forty million dollars a year in profits. You would think if the bengals wanted to stay, they would belly up to the bar and say, okay, we will pay half if you pay the other half and the lease has got to be changed because every year we pay the bengals three million dollars instead of the tenant paying the landlord and this case that the the tent and Saturday landlord. Collecting rent from the tenant and our lease, the tenant collect money from the landlord, which is handling the county. And so plus they have a laundry list of current improvements that must be done pursuant to the lease that are tens of millions of dollars. One estimate was forty to fifty million dollars that the county more or less in breach of the lease by not keeping the bengals lease up to the snuff, it needs to be and so. Some of the items have to be added to the Bengals for that for that cost of well north of two hundred, million dollars includes. Better seating better technologies, retail offerings, better amenities inside the stadium better parking better security better concessions better interior and exterior design better playing services and maintenance upkeep, and so at this point does can the county afford to keep the bengals out of cost of something? Well, north of two hundred million one estimate puts it at three, hundred, fifty, million dollars. To keep the Bengals here the next twenty years when the franchise's worth something like two billion dollars or more. Of course, you don't know what something is worth until you put it on the open market, you may think your house is worth four, hundred, thousand dollars and the best offers three, hundred and fifty or you may think your house is worth to twenty and the best offer you get as one eighty. So. Whatever you do you do but the community, the county has got to have a serious discussion with the Bengals as Jason Williams the enquirer often says saying, this is what we can afford to do. Yes or nay we can't afford anymore and it's up to the bengals family. Then the Brown family decide Yay or Nay. DO WE WANNA sell the team and move into San Antonio or Toronto or London or Mexico City? Would we WANNA STAY IN CINCINNATI? And the Bengal ownership are good people. Good man good woman and they got to decide how much money they want. So, luxury luxury suites, and bigger scoreboards are some of the on's and ten football stadiums have had rehab projects since twenty since two thousand, it was ninety million dollars just for luxury suite upgrades and bigger scoreboards ninety million. So exteriors discussion must be had now secondly, as you know, the president's GonNa, hold another news conference at three o'clock today to talk about the Bob. Woodward Book From The Washington Post Why he would agree to twenty hours of recorded interviews with the Washington Post reporter beyond my ability to comprehend. But Nonetheless when you look at the statements, the president made in real time in February and March and line them up with the same statements made by Nancy, Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and other Democrats they were identical. and. One other Dr Anthony Fauci is interviewed, which he does quite often is very open on many channels. He's viewed as the top expert and the world when it comes to allergic and infectious diseases he gave an interview on Wednesday yesterday. And he said quote, this is Anthony Fauci in his own words. I really don't see any differences between what the president told us and what we told him and what he automatically came out publicly and said Anthony Fauci said in an interview on Fox News with John Roberts he went on to say no no no, I didn't the question was Did you think the president said something different in public than private? No no no I did I didn't really get a sense that he was distorting anything I mean in my discussions with him there were always. Straightforward about concerns that we had said Dr Anthony, FAUCI Director of National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Quote we related to him and when he would go out and public and we would hear him discussing the same sorts of things we discussed in private. He would say just got through with a briefing from that group of the Task Force and we would talk about it. It went on to say I always wanted to play a the presence that I wanted to play it down I still like playing it down because I don't want to create a panic. and. The Fox anchor s foul she quote was it your sense that this serious but the public messaging was a little bit different quote you guy. GEICO's now offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies. That's fifteen percent on top of what Geico could already save you. So what are you waiting for your dentist to actually believe you and your flashing every day? Absolutely great and you're cutting down your sweets of course wonderful then. Look in their great six months. There's never been a better time to switch to geico save an extra fifteen percent when you switch by October seventh limitations apply visit Geico, dot com for details, John. I'm really hesitant to comment because I don't know in what contexts were asking that question obviously when we'd be speaking to the president, we talked about the cold fax we would get them to him. You know often he would want to make sure the country doesn't get down and out about things but I don't recall. That was a gross distortion in things that I spoke to him about quote unquote once again, I don't recall anything that was a gross distortion in things that I spoke to him about unquote foul cheese used by the media to try to hurt the president and when fouled, she refutes what the media wants to do. Of course, the media then ignore Dr Anthony FAUCI president coming up next at your home of the reds hopefully a win tonight on newsradio seven hundred that you. All W.
Gamescast #52 Demons Souls
"Gas my name's nick. Naylor this We are here. Is the thanksgiving hangover episode. Maybe the earliest show. We've ever done. Andrew milton. I doing house thanksgiving. Did you do anything thanksgiving what happened. I did literally nothing yeah so it was Regular day for me and this is nearly. This has to be the earliest absurd. I don't know why we would record. Pretense him before today right. So i i don't really know jared. Did you do anything for thanksgiving. Hey everyone yeah. I went to my girlfriend's brother's house. was just me and my girlfriend and her brother and her brothers remain And we just had little intimate Thanksgiving dinner Had a couple of drinks My my girlfriend's brother has like a a tiny bar at his house any. He's not a big whiskey drinker or anything like that. But he's got like a few bottles of scotch and he was like you need to try those bottles scotch. Because i've had them for years and years i don't know if they're bad or not and i was just like would have been keeping them in the sun and he was like well. Yeah they've been exposed to sun so it was my job Yesterday to go through the different whiskies that he had and tell him if they were bad or still a good which is a good job to have really. That's a great job yeah. I can't imagine that they were bad. Yeah i don't see nick. Having bad one of the bottles was johnny black and it was bad if he was like. I've had it for like probably almost ten years. I was like yeah. You should throw it away. It's not good. It's not good. Does it taste rate. So johnny black doesn't taste right where you buy a brand new bottle. That's fair that's fair But he actually had some pretty like rare stuff that you can't really find here in utah. That i was like fuck. I'll try this and it was all good Also hilarious he had fucking Like two or three bottles of fucking like very petey. Like pete monster who keeps am lake. Do you know anything about these whiskies. Have you ever drank any of the ins. And he's like no. I don't i don't drink it and i'm like this is not like a whiskey that you would offer to like a casual like whiskey fan like this is something that like. If you just had some random person over they were like. I want some whiskey and you gave them this. They might look at you sideways and be like what the fuck did nick. Just give me. He'll so pretty funny though but goodness it could. Whiskey is the thing though. I feel like the scotch industry has punking people like if you i mean. People aren't going to bars very much right now but the next time you're at like just a normal bar not not a whiskey barbara. Just a normal bar. Look at what they have. And they're going to have like glenn levitt and gla- like the standards and then they're always there at the end is the bottle of like log villain orla. Froyo am always just like man. People don't know what you're getting yourself into if you order that shit and when they only have three or four options is a good chance. Someone's gonna fall into it and it serious. Yeah it's like the lobby. Beluga has been there for like ten years. It's like i've been coded this bar for eight years and this bottle is barely barely halfway halfway through. Yeah i don't know personally. I love them obviously But they are. They are intense whiskies man very very intense. You gotta know what you're getting yourself into and if you don't know what you're getting yourself into you could have a bad time you know because i can't imagine i mean the pda. Caesar certainly not for everyone. Right so For sure but yeah. It was good I have on a weight loss journey over like the last time. I don't know four months or so. I've just been working out a lot watching And i've been weighing myself regularly and a shitload of food yesterday and gained to fucking pounds so i was like fuck you out. I was successful successful day. Man jesus doubt you retain the two pounds. Oh i to you know. It's brown friday and all the busiest day for plumbers and that is that is that is literally what they call it. That is a real thing. That's fucking disgusting. Yes hilarious so we ordered from the grocery store we do pretty often they delivered it not like cooked but we any tried to order the turkey breast now full turkey and they were out and a lot of these delivery services do is. They'll just give you something. This is close so instead of a turkey breast they gave us to turkey legs so any smoke them and we just look like fucking caveman with these massive turkey legs for dinner. That's awesome. there's fucking good god. There are so good we we order from so so my My girlfriend's Brother's roommate was like. I'll just cook and we were like no fuck. No lake cook lake will fucking just get some food so we ordered from the grand america which apparently as as everyone that we talked to said like does incredible catering for thanksgiving so he ordered that and You got prime rib as well as turkey And then like all the like general fixings you know side dishes potatoes and i honestly i was like usually we go to my girlfriend's mom's or parents place and she makes it all herself in. It's fantastic but i was like honestly if we ever have another pandemic this is not that bad. I really enjoyed myself was a lot of food just gorge and ate and drank. You know like your fucking supposed to so it was bad. Sounds great. I can report the my My rescue golden. Retriever has learned the ins and outs of what happens. When baby eats at like highchair so she now has her posts she just goes and lays on the ground and just stares at the ground and waits for it and it's pretty funny pretty hilarious. She's not necessarily thin to begin with so know what this is to do to the diet Yeah that's funny that you bring that up My girlfriend's brother has to bernie mountain dogs pairs there via their fucking huge dock. So he's got a male and a female. The female is like probably just over a hundred pounds in the mail is probably like one thirty. Like oh my god is he. He's he's a fucking monster dude and he's huge like he's giant well over. I'm like five ten on a good day and he's well over my waist like when he's just you know on all fours like his head comes up close to like almost my chest but anyways we We were having dinner and as you can imagine having a dog that big when you're sitting down in a chair who can literally just put his head or her head on the fucking table It was a difficult thing to navigate. And then i had my boston. Terrier is with me as well which are tiny little for dogs in comparison. It was just a fucking hilarious shit. Show yesterday at thanksgiving but pretty funny all all the same does penny love having no the dogs to like play with seeing as though locke's so for controlled No lockin penny. Play all the time He is very joe. Locke is very chilling comparison to penny. But they they they play but Yeah it's pretty hilarious. You'd like to think that Both of my dogs would be like terrified of the bernese because they could literally bite them once and kill them Like no joke. Like one of those bernie's wanted to you know latch onto one of my dogs. It would be Really really bad But they love each other and get along well and it is hilarious because obviously my dogs are way faster than the bernie so Mike girlfriend's brother has a big backyard. We just let them run around in the backyard and it was hilarious watching these giant job. Try to catch these speedy. little boston. Terriers yesterday they get along pretty well on. It's pretty funny bernice dogs. I've met have been weirdly timid for their size. Like i've never really met what have been like man. This one's kind of aggressive or like in your face that they're always kind of like it's like you could kill me in there like i'm scared to you. I'm terrified. yeah no. They're really mellow dogs. Like honestly i never been around them. You know at all until my girlfriend's brother got two of them. And i i really liked them like their temperaments. Obviously it's anecdote you know But the two that. I bet around at length i think their personalities are great. They're really sweet and and pretty like you said they're pretty timid dogs. They're not like super in your face Or anything like that. Which is good thing is. They're fucking enormous But yeah. I think they're cool dogs and they It was snowing a little bit here in salt lake yesterday. And they that's like they're fucking jam. Dude it's so funny like my dogs have short short hair and they get a little cold going out when there's like a breeze and these fucking dogs are like literally just burrowing into the snow in his backyard and making a little bit and they just like chill out there all day long because they just that's their own they love that shit man so refunding the super smart dogs. they're they're ranked really high in terms of like intelligence for breeds. Travel there. yeah they're they're a they're a little dirty. I would say But pretty obedient than god. I can't imagine the hair that they would shut all over the place. Well we briefly talked about the new consoles the playstation five specifically the last games casper gant really. We haven't really played a whole lot of games on them and two weeks two weeks straight up. Plain demon's souls. how's it going shared. It's going all right I've been really pissed off a lot of the time these last few weeks Did you can you before you dive in. Do you play the original idea. Yeah yeah yeah This was like before the the craze you know the the like i mean this is the oji g that started the entire craze of like souls likes games. You know what. I mean obviously Dark souls would be the one that you would point to and be like this really made it you know. Put it on the map. Essentially this kind of this kind of game. But but even souls was the first one and I remember i was in high school or just out of high school and One of my friends had just picked it up on a whim like no idea what it was. He just bought it Yeah and he had no idea what it was. He played it for a long period of time and then he was like do the scheme so fucking interesting like i'm never played anything like this. You should check this out. So i went and bought it and after that like I believe the first time i played it. I immediately balanced. I was like this fucking sucks. What are you talking about. I have no idea what to do this game so hard And then. After that. I believe i picked it up again. Three or four years after that and played through a large portion of it. I didn't finish it. But i played through a large portion of it and And then then kind of moved onto the later games in the series but Yes i have a little experience with the original playstation version. My understanding. I did not play. Original is that blue point has done a very accurate remake as far as how the first one played level design items equipment. Like there isn't a whole lot of changes made except making this thing gorgeous and make controls better. I don't really know it controls really. Well i i like the film. It feels real good yeah Blue point is knocked it out of the park in relation to a remake And you know what. I'm just gonna this out there. I think that they've done an incredible job on creating much anything that they have touched Sony really has fucking special thing on their hands with the studio because they just take whatever. The source material is and. It's very clear that they have a fondness for the source material and they treat it with love and care And and and really this thing is to be their most impressive work thus far although shadow the colossus make that on the playstation for. That thing is fucking incredible as well so high recommend. I just listened to one of our friends in the dischord science store at his podcasts. Wjr podcast he just played through it. And i just listened to it. And i've never played that game and i was after listening to them. Talk about it. I'm kind of wondering if i should go back and play your copy. Yeah you do you do among other games. Jarrett's you should you should. This is a long running joke in the podcast. You've been listening for a long time. Knicks got fucking shitload of my games. He's never going to give them back to me. So this is the way it is. Okay with it No you know. They're absolutely right. I mean it is incredible remake of an incredible game already. I mean The original playstation. To be you know Shadow the glosses a fantastic game in its own right And if you play the compilation the aiko echo don't fuck at me I don't know how to pronounce it and the shadow with colossus bundle. That came out on the playstation three which is essentially just like a high-rise version of the playstation two version both of those games Or that game is just fantastic on playstation two so blue point games man. Holy fucking shit. It is incredible what they their their body of work on their wicky and like look at the things they've worked on for sony in particular Incredible and my thought processes like wendy's sony. Throw them a bone. maybe they're completely i. I don't know You know their thought process on it but like they have done so good with what they've been given and my thought processes is like windows. Sony say like okay you have for not an insignificant amount of time like over a decade been putting out like quality remakes of Beloved franchises like windows sony. Say let's see what guys can fucking do like give them a chance to like make an original game. There wasn't original game. They made the first one On the playstation three but it was like a download like very small low-budget game so be really interesting to see you know sony invest some serious money like they have for these remakes and give them a shot to like make their own. Ip because they're very clearly incredibly talented studio. That can do some incredible things and it just shines through virtually everywhere In this this remake of consoles gap in in look it. Looks fucking good I'm having one. I wanted you up. Do you ever load the game and the frames per second her. Not very good. Like right when you start and it's choppy. No never once. Not that i can think of off the top of my head The frame rate in this game is pretty steady in my experience The only time that i've had any dips in Frame rate is When particularly effects or There is a sequence in the stone thing tunnel world where you like osu. Yeah you dive through some barrels. And there's like a bunch of barrels you break at once and there's like fucking like debris flying over the place the frame rate consistently slows down in those scenarios but for the most part it's been pretty good so what i'm getting is only happens when i start the game like turn on the playstation. Get it going it loads in and something's obviously wrong like my frames are goes down to like twenty and you're like what the fuck is going on and i exit the game and reload the game and it's fine and i don't understand why and i was really assuming that when i asked you that the same thing was happening to you. It's almost kind of more concerning that it's only happening to me. It's nice that it can be fixed and it would be a bigger issue if we were on previous consoles but these low times are so fast that i get a resolution in ten to fifteen seconds and i'm back at it but kind of weird. I don't know that is really weird. I don't know to both use the quick restart feature or is it something to do with like cashing the game and going to do other things on the playstation Pretty much exclusively playing this right hats. Correct i i Have one other coal in the fire. That i'm very eager to play But i haven't touched it yet. Because i just decided to finish steven soles before i go and play this other game like a you doing stuff on it. I'm exiting the game. And jared might not be okay because i'm moving this playstations. Being moved around a lot. So i do exit the game. More than what. I ever did on the playstation four. I would always just put thing into sleep and then resume or i do restart the game more often. So maybe and i haven't like searched online to see if this is the thing. I i guess because it's only kind of a complaint because it's i get a resolution so fast back at it and then it never i'm never playing a level. Suddenly it does this. It's always right when i start. I'm standing next to an art stone So it's kind of weird hiccup learn. I dunno i so in sony's like recommended use is not to move it more than three times in his lifetime. So i don't exceeded that Avoid you are as well worth. Think handle being i saw. I saw a video of a very unhappy. Ups driver who clearly was bummed. He didn't have playstation five. Just rolling them out of the truck. Like when i when it was evident. Somebody who's getting playstation five this dude just like drops it out the dole and slides it to the poach with his foot. And i'm just like fuck that guy but maybe that guy delivered you'll you'll playstation probably for poor delivery drivers. That's a sad day so let's dive into a little further. I obviously played a lot. And i was kind of thinking. I'm going to do something i haven't done. Let's do a magic bill. And i always heard that magic was a little overpowered in all the souls games. I think that's a pretty accurate rule. I'd never done it. And i think it's a royal or royalty class and i was just cruising through this game probably the first four or five bosses. I may be tied once in. It's it's a completely different philosophy. You're basically it's the coward's way. Like i am not really i shoot a fireball to kill bosses and i do an enormous amount of damage and i'm not really learning a move set on the bosses. One of these bosses are going down in like six shots. Which is kind of absurd to i. I just run. He's run from you. Get far enough away and then you shoot it and there was a. There's a certain level of satisfaction that this brought me early on. Because i've never really had a souls games where you just walk in and melt. Shit which is essentially what i was doing. And which is basically the polar opposite of jared's experience. We'd be texting as we play through these games. Jared are you sorting board. Yeah i usually run the exact same built every game and that's like a strength Encumbrance spilled essentially so very heavy big ass sword and shield And you know Not very mobile You know in the games where you have a blocking ability Blocking is a huge part of it and you know stab and move block stabbing move. That's essentially the loop So it is. It is challenging because a lot of these you know it's a soul game and bosses do massive amounts of damage so Polar opposite experience. Like you know there have been certain bosses in this game where you just bang your head against the wall you die you die you die and then you figure out there. They're tells in their move sets and you figure out how to exploit those set so Definitely frustrating but that's that's that's par for the course that's really something that frustrates me about this game. Like i have as much experience with the series as anybody else in. And i love the you know the all of these games every you name it. I played all of them so That's less frustrating to me it. What is most frustrating to me. Is like the quality of life improvements that you have in like seco- or a dark souls three or dark souls to were blood even These things are are huge. A lot of them are really big improvements. And then you go back to you. Inception of the series and a lot of those quality of life improvements just here and so for my perspective. That's what's really been most frustrating to me is like it pisses me off that. The only way if i'm really frustrated i want Like have to rely on other people To put down like a sign that i can some people into my world right in previous or games later in the life cycle. It's like you get an item where you can do it and say i want fucking someone to come and help me. These types of things are really annoying to me Grinding for health. I think that that's terrible. That's the big one. That's the big one. The nick and i were talking about earlier in the week. In you know newer souls games you have essentially like a flash system where an upgrades over time through. While you play the game you'll start out with like maybe four or five or even three uses of this. This health rechargeable health and use it three times in the have to wait until you touch a bonfire and that refills automatically not so in. Demon's souls There is no flash system in this game it's literally Item bay so you get what is essentially weeds like. They're weeds or it. Like if you look at it it's like like you would see like On a bottle of roundup or some shit like pesky weeds that you would like wanna kill and destroy off your lawn. That is what heels you in this game like. I'm not joking about that But anyways they're dropped by enemies randomly and and the the drops are pretty Pretty good and i would say It's not that big a deal. There are certain areas where you can go if you run out of health. Refillable or a rechargeable health items you can go and grind for twenty thirty minutes and stock up and then be okay but the fact that you have to grind if you are you know facing a tough boss and you keep on dying us all your health items and then you had to go and grind for health items these types of things in twenty twenty after playing seco- and bloodborne and dark souls one two and three. It really grinds my fucking years. It really pisses me off. And you can't lump bloodborne into that look the same system. Okay whatever okay. We'll leave worn out of it. Fine fine that's fine. There were some differences between bloodborne s- health system in this system specifically centering around Your perry mechanic and and how you could increase your damaged or your health based on. There is a lot of interesting systems in that game. That were not present in any other souls games for that matter. So maybe that isn't a good comparible so fine. No it's just that the the help was you still had to rely on stocking health in bloodborne like okay. Do you had to get back. Okay well well either way might thing is. You'll let the fucking genie out of the bottle. And then you fucking try to suck back in it. It doesn't work man. It doesn't work for me i i. It just pisses me off and it just feels archaic and old and it's weird because this is you know. This is definitely like a a proof of concept for the playstation five and went. This console is capable of doing And is literally the only console exclusive game. That is out right now. as far as i understand pressure. That's the case Where you can't play it anywhere else but playstation five. It's gorgeous game. It's a great fun. Game is fantastic but there are things about it. That i'm just like the i would rather i would rather play any other souls game than this because there are just so many quality of life improvements that that exists now in these games right and that doesn't mean they're easier than i mean. These games are always hard and difficult and frustrating in a lot of ways. But i think that it doesn't help when you already have an incredibly frustrating game and then there are things that are like essentially stripped away. And you're you're left with a bare-bones experience that is frustrating. But that's just me. The frustration is completely reasonable. Because like you hip officers in all these games that you need to spend time bain your head against the wall and it sucks when you are like okay. Well now. i'm going to stop fighting the boss that i'm trying to learn to kill because i gotta go and get health for thirty minutes and stock up it just it. There's it's an unnecessary break. The games already hard enough and make you go and farm is not. It's not great like the farming and grinding is not great. It was really funny when you were texting me about it. Because you're you're you're early earlier in the game. I think the fourth boss and you're ticked off in the plane to me about it and like i said i was playing. The overpowered magic class. Had not had this issue at. I'm just like jared like you just do. You're being widely bitch. What you problem get good you know gets a magic and just kill these things at this point. I'm just overflowing with health items. And i'm just like what is he. Is he added these. These are these games clearly and then fast forward to literally twenty four hours later. I hit a boss. The data problem on. I just set you. Attacks update out of health. Items going to grind. Because it did finally loop around. Like i have eventually. I was challenged as the magic class. It just took probably twice or three times as long as it would take someone. Who's trying to malay these motherfuckers so it is a bad thing. It was pretty funny. I don't know like they. They clearly made a very true remake of this and they didn't want to change those formulas. maybe they should have tried to tweak this a little bit i. i don't know who knows. It's a difficult one to from their perspective rate. It's like did if you look at their previous work like we were talking about before it's like. Did they drastically change. The experience of those previous games no You know they brought them to modern era But retained all of the elements and mechanics that people know and love from those titles so for their perspective like it would have been pretty hard sell to be like. Oh well grinding for health. Items socks Should we change that like. I'm sure there was a lot of people at the round table that was like now. Fuck no like. Let's make this thing really pretty show off what the playstation five can do and bring it to a modern era a new into a modern audience. But let's leave. What made this game the game that it was back on the playstation three. So it's a difficult one One other thing that drives me. Absolutely fucking bonkers. Crazy is The world tendency in this game. I think it's a dumb mechanic That exists to a certain extent in all of the soul series but this is the worst one by far and It really grinds ears more than any of the other games. Because you're very reliant. On essentially like being ultra chad to get pure what you can go. Pure white or black world tendency. Okay so anybody go like. Explain a yeah. We're this is. Yeah so so. Essentially you. You get there. There are two. There's character tencent tendency and then there's world tendency right so world tendency if you're playing online is an aggregate of Everyone's actions online so essentially if people are being dick's and killing nbc's that they're not supposed to in air quotes because you can kill anything in this game if you want to or doing things that are kind of against the grain The the world tendency will shift from white to black right and so it's an aggregate. What's going on right now because the game hasn't been out for very long. The world tendency is shifting towards white red and then But but it could shift you know an and Depending on what's going on with the overall player base of the game And then additionally like. I said you have character tendency which is basically specific to your character. What you're doing and how you're affecting the world's specifically right there are ways to change both to white or black and there are benefits and negatives for both of those things right. There seemed to be a lot more benefits for whites world tendency than there are for black however there are some benefits for black world tendency Obviously means that you're doing Good things essentially or Like i like to say it. Making you an ultra fucking chad. Because the way that you change the world tendency among other ways but the easiest way to do it either fight invaders that because this is a synchronous multiplayer game so If you're playing online people can invade your world if you're in human form and P essentially and if you defeat those invaders than you will a point up in your your world tendency towards white But but i think more reliable way to do it is to go to the nexus which is essentially hub world in this game in human form and jump off a cliff and kill yourself and die. I'm not joking about this. And then go to so forum which is essentially you have fifty percent health right then. Go into these worlds Explore these worlds with fifty percent less health than you would in human form go to a boss which is incredibly difficult and beat that boss with fifty percent health. Which if you do that then you retain you you You get your human for back and you also tick up This this meter essentially and it will point you towards a white white world tendency so essentially the game is like. Hey do you want it to be as hard as possible. Do you want and this is. The thing is most frustrating about it is like there are certain things that are just gated that you cannot get like a weapon sets are sets items that you might walk rings Design pc's like if a completion. Est like myself like you have to you have to tinker this fucking world tendency and that's the most frustrating thing about it. It's like it's like okay. This game just wants to make it as hard as possible to get like certain items. And i just i hated it pisses me off. It's a cool idea. i'll give them. That is really interesting system. But i fucking hated. I absolutely hate it. The problem with the idea is that it's very easy to get to black because if you are in human form and you die than the world. Tennessee goes towards blacks of you wanna get to pure black tendency. That's really easy to get into pure white like say you have to either kill bosses and anytime you die in human form across town so you have to play the whole game with the percent health or kill invaders. Which is that is a very random swimming. Invaders are very good. So the idea that you're going to be able to kill invaders consistently more than fifty percent of the time that's not a very reliable method so really what is lacking is more ways to influence the tendency you need always to be able to push it to white because it'd be fine and you can get access to these the all the different. Mpc's kinda funny story built around the world tendency. I played through. I'm nearly done with my royal class. I have two bosses laughed. I got bored essentially because it's just ice. It's not how i wanted to play. I restarted the game as the decks class. Basically i am just taking down bosses with just a two handed sword having a great time doing that but What is it to get todd. Or the basically. It's a tana sword. I'm using an order to the way i need it is. I need these blades. Stones and the only way you can get pure blade. Stones is to kill black skeleton in five one. Ashby pure black tendency makes sense to me. So what do i do. I keep going into human form and dying in five to get this to pure black world tennessee. I'm pretty early in the game. But i'm going into an area is further advanced. Everything seems fine. But i didn't do my homework. I got to pure black. Funny thing happens when it's pure black in five one. They spawn a red. Black phantom nbc. Right at the arch stone. So as soon as you enter this. Black phantom comes and murderer's the shit out of me. Because i am not to take this dude down. I'm trying to farm stuff. That's where i'm currently at is trying to figure out how to kill this. Black phantom being nowhere prepared to kill him because until i can this entire world is locked off. I cannot increase tennessee. I cannot get past him. I have to kill this guy. I be able to figure it out. Like alvin move set. I just do any damage to it. So it cuts not great cooked you for choosing basically yup. Yeah yeah basically. I was trying. They knew i was trying to grind and get this sword. That was you know. I was gonna get this thing upgrade. So that when i went back to these lower level bosses i was hit. Really hard with this thing and they just like well. If you wanna do that then you show us that you earned it and i am trying to earn it yet. So it is what it is man. It's an interesting. it's i will say man. If you really look at it like from the perspective of this game what originally came out in two thousand eight. I believe like how crazy like ambitious. This was especially for from software that was not from software that it is now right. This multi multi million a copy seller developer like from software. Did not have the pedigree that it has now. Miyazaki was not A well known Kind of visionary. In the video game industry he was just this fucking guy and he came up with this fucking really. If you look at it from that that perspective it is fucking even more impressive because nobody had done anything like this and And you know they had a low shoestring budget and no one really cared about this and if you go even deeper into it There were a lot of executives at sony. I think it was was shuhei. Yoshida that played this game prior to it coming out back in the day and he straight up was like this game is auction is too fucking hard. And why would anyone wanna play this. And then like He really pushed sony and the executives to kinda shelf it because he didn't think that it would find an audience or a market and thank god knew and listen to because man this thing turned into a fucking phenomenon and sparked an entire genre of games that is super prevalent in modern times. So looking back at it this way in this in this way is is it's awesome. Man is really fucking cool that this is the thing and it's really fun. Cool that this is. This is a playstation five exclusive And people can experience if they can get their hands on a playstation five and see how this whole fucking thing started because it is not a bad game. I don't. I do have a lot of things that i'm critical of but also i am having a fucking blast with this game. I was playing it before we started recording. This podcast and i. And i beat the man eaters for the first time and a satisfying maneater is a hard boss Because you it's essentially a garg oil that spawns in this very narrow area and then if one hundred seconds go by or you get the first gargoyles down to twenty percent health than another one sponsor and this has kind of become a trope in the soul series at this point There's lots of bosses like this but you know again. This is the first one that kinda did this thing and it is incredibly satisfying. Just like any seco- bloodborne any of the dark souls games when you fucking figure out that that that boss fi and you actually take it down. There are very few experiences in gaming. That are more satisfying in my opinion. So that boss fights fun that it. That is really exciting when you first. You're aren't almost got him. Hamill scott him and then we'll set over there. Another one fuckers. Yeah so fuckers. Another thing we should probably touch on quickly as It's interesting like a in in games. came out after demon souls. The original demon souls. They kind of moved away from like world one world too and it was more like an interconnected type of scenario where everything more or less was interconnected In this game it functions more like an old school mega man. Which i think is an interesting way of handling it and it also has a if you go online. You can find an optimal path that you can take and it's not like you would think where it's just like go to a one and do all the areas in level one and then go to level two and do all the areas their Their optimal past that you can find the game doesn't tell you Just like a mega man. Game wouldn't tell you you should go fight frost man first and then go and fight this this boss. You know It's all jumbled in random order. And i think that that's a really interesting way to handle it it's definitely unique In the context of the soul series. While i i like it quite a bit. Actually i like a good hub. I like having the options to bounce around a little bit. It's it's definitely the level design. Hi in this game leaves a little bit to be desired. As far as like this is a gorgeous game. The first level bull terrier is is awesome. It's like this palace at your outside. Dragons news like sweet like the. The scenery is pretty good. And then the next quite three levels or like in ks and dark and it just doesn't quite a take advantage of what this thing can do like i just. I just kept wanting to be like i wanna see the sun tzu. What like the. Let's get some good lookin' views in this thing. Yeah they're The stone thing i Arch stone that you spawn in your outside in this canyon and it is very impressive. There are some pretty impressive us. But i generally agree with you. There's a lot of dark. You know gothic muddy areas that we it's not bright or happy So that's that's kind of a bummer. But you know you gotta stick to the source material. I suppose Another thing that's frustrating about the level design that really irks me is shortcuts. There are short questions cuts in this game. But they're not nearly as Prevalent as in Souls games that came after demon soul so there are certain areas that you'll start out at a an arched shown and it is a fucking track to get to the next to the next boss right. So if you die in between that those points you know whether it starch donor or Towards the boss year there is a level of frustration that that that jumps up because in later souls games there's always like you go certain increments of space and then you find the shortcut and you're like oh nice. It's takes me right back to fucking where i was before and again even that like the i like the original dark souls do this best. Their level design is fucking incredible. Because you go and you have pushed a long ways and you finally make it through section and the near like what's this random little elevator looking thing all right. Let me get into that. The grinded up and it's like it brought me back to the fire link shrine. You're like how the fuck is this world. It's layered on top of itself in a way that dark souls want is the best. I think all of them. Some of them got a little more horizontal. Dark souls. one willis dislike this verdict bill. insane level. it's so cool. I i literally before we Started this podcast. Ice played like thirty minutes of dark. Souls the remastered one just to see to see how it was built a little different and thinks cool. I think i might still think about that a little bit as well. Yeah That's that's the thing it's like going my point it's like This thing is fucking awesome. And i'm glad that it exists and good on blue point for fucking making it and then i in my other hand. I have like the soul series after demon souls. I like you so much more want. I want to spend time with you instead of this. That's the way i think about it. So i i don't know man But you know. I you have to give them credit Sony credit this you know before the launch the playstation five. We're looking at like what was going to come out on the playstation five and it's like a barren wasteland same thing with The xbox it's like this is not a compelling launch lineup at all and you know some of that might not be there false. You know we're living in a crazy time right now. Pandemic is nuts but but also it's kind of a little disappointing both sony and microsoft but the one like diamond in the rough is demon's souls right where this truly feels like a next gen experience Just from graphic standpoint from fidelity standpoint It's something else man so you know it's like the one like positive in like a otherwise pretty fucking launch lineup. so yeah. I'm looking forward to hopefully today. I gotta go and grind against nbc. So i can Get a little further. Because i think. I'm i don't know if i'm gonna go back to my magic class. I think i might stick with this one. It's a just so much mahary warding to kill. Kill them with malay where you had to feel like you earned it like so many of these bosses i just did. It did not do. It didn't feel good to kill them. You're like i wasn't. I wasn't challenging fun or anything so all right. Why don't we take a quick break. Come back keep talking games. i ever back. It's a little early for a beer. But you know pulled the tradition. I guess yeah alcohol off the this t.f. Coconut guava berliner wise beer. Shis okay yeah. I love that they had. They finally had in kansas a week ago. And i just stocked up. I think that's an ice beer is. It's it's definitely nice. I am on the The cider train. I got a nice irish cider. Which i think is better in the morning than like beer is i feel like so no. That's why i went with this one because this doesn't taste like a beer. Like i had a hazy in my fridge like i don't feel like that but this is this is like loosely. This is pretty generous to call appearance. I feel like yeah. I also siders will get you drunk so i regret not planning ahead for this and getting my bloody mary. Mix made 'cause that without it being the right choice for an am recording but I am not getting drunk right now. 'cause i would know what to do with the rest of the day other than continue to get more drunk. So it's fair you know what to do with the rest of the of An incredible drink so we've got some plans. I don't want to divulge the plans. however I am very excited to have you guys Try this new thing. That i have been drinking lately is fantastic. I might send some to your houses. you can try it It is not. It is not my invention. So don't worry. This is not a jared island scenario where nickel drink. It and his throat will close up like he did that. One time i this is this is definitely something that people drink i just have been exposed to it for the first time and i cannot get enough of it so Yeah yeah. I'm excited to try. You know what's awesome. The we Ordered mexican food from radical on the other day. I'll have already told you guys. They do this like they give them are make. Yeah yeah so. Takuya twenty seven as well thirty seven. What number is is a twenty seven or thirty seven twenty seven twenty seven anyways you can do the exact same thing you can go in and like Ask them for like they're margarita mix. They have really good margaritas there as well And they'll just give you the mix you can just add tequila and have yourself a good time. While i have a lot of tequila in my fridge. Maybe i do have plans for the rest of the day. I haven't eaten it and we'll probably be done right around the time of ordering some mexican food and somalia agreements. So oh yeah. Nice little friday. I had that had that. And i wanted a nice margarita and i realized that my house is not the house for tequila. We just had eighteen hundred and i was like fuck. That's really i immediately thought of mid's house like he's got some good shit. Pour into this thing should be fair. Eighteen hundred is not good. I would never say that it is good. Don't don't don't misquote me here. But i will say that eighteen hundred. If you're just like you want a good mexican mixing tequila you can do way. Worse than eighteen. Hundred at least eighteen hundred is made like tequila supposed to be in. It's not one of these synthetic gold tequila also to kilos. I have some custom migos in my freezer. Which is pretty decent like fifty something sixty dollar bottle of tequila in that will go quite well in my margarita plans the often you know what i wish we could get. honestly You guys might disagree with me on this. But i actually had mexican food recently. I think last weekend Me and my girlfriend got to el-shawa take out and I wish you could get just fucking death stars in a bag. That's what i wish. They would just like fill up a bagful of death stars and give them do man. This does does the utah completely illegal thing. It feels like but so my understanding of a desktop star is. This is a normal margarita. And then they add some clear to it. Is that accurate. I'm so at these are. I'm not entirely show. Maybe i think that they used to do it that way. I don't know if they do that way. I know that they got in trouble for Blake breaking utah. Like restaurant liquor laws Because okay so for everybody. That doesn't know what this is. It was like straight up like a fucking giant goblet of fucking booze like food coloring and like Tequila and then. Yeah i think they used to do ever clear in it as well and they would mix it all together with like whatever there was like a ton of different flavors at this mexican food restaurant in salt lake and The put a rubber ducky in it and People have like one of them in than they fucking act fool in their restaurant and limited that because he you're visions you can be limited to bit. You can only get one deck even evening. The duckie did star. which is the star. Yeah those are yeah. Those were great Pre-game except it's just so far away so it did start a son good. What i don't understand. Is i know that like you know i'll st is run by complete muppets and they Have been trying to say. Let us make these to go. Cocktails of ac- not like radiant drinkable bit. S- things people have to take home and the states. Just not having it right. You'd utah has a really put issue with separating church and state Even in the corona virus mandate baas have to close but churches can be open on sunday. Doesn't make any sense. I don't understand why more baas on going the route of lake making the mixture. And you add your liquor. I mean it seems like the no brainer of not trying to shift state laws in your favor to continue functioning but to still do something that might entice people to come a transact with your business. So i don't know i don't get it either especially like a like whiskey streets to whiskey bar just a. They have really good cocktails. Like i feel like they get you close. They could tell you what to buy. The put in it yeah. We'll do a little like cod that you know you you go you go to alpha graphics you fucking make a little nice design called. That is a recipe. You create a little basket of the items on alcoholic and then you fuck can sell it as a like. Mix your own while you're away because it's not going to shift a person's habits when life goes back to normal. They're not going to be like fuck. I can make tom collins now. So i'm not going to the bottom heaven you know it's just Create new ways to to sell shit to people Don't shift the st lois. This i'm not gonna mention. There's a specific bothered that i really used to like. And i'm now getting completely over. How their management has acted during this process. And i mean i get it. It's this is a service industry. Recession right like literally majority of the damage to the economy is in the service industry but the the position this place is taking is like it's impossible to create a healthy or safe pandemic environment in the spa as with most spas. But they just you know instead of being like. Nobody should be open. They like we should be opened kaz churches off which is like damned if you do damned if you don't kind of thing so i don't know i think that it is a risk for these businesses but you gotta adapt at this point and if you created some really cool christmas cocktail kits that assange alcohol. They function as cocktails and mocked tales. They are nice. You know they can be prison people by now. And if you're an establishment people enjoy day'll come by from you just to support you yeah I think that businesses need pivot for sure. You know what i mean. Far it for me to tell them what they should be doing However it seems it seems pretty evident that if you wanna stay in business You're not gonna get help from the government unfortunately so You need to pivot and You know find different avenues to to bring revenue in. And i think that's a great idea especially if you're a bar that you know has those those Really good cocktails. You know how to mix a cocktail. You know you don't even have to fuck and tell people How you're making it specifically but broadly explained the ingredients obviously and then you know. Put it in a bag or container. Whatever the fuck is going to be in and solid shit. I think it's a really smart thing to do. It's tough for the businesses. I get it Hopefully we see some reprieve. Sooner rather than later at the thanksgiving day was the most traveled day march so to my guess is with the cases. We were having That this is just people have given up being adult and ended the assumption that these medical companies can turn out almost eight billion vaccines in a short period of time. So it's a shit show to build on that. A little bit is actually a good jumping off point so obviously businesses are having a hard time our local brewery fisher we talk about. We know the owners over there. They partnered with ken sanders. And that's a awesome bookstore in salt lake. If you've never been there Safe you really should go check it out. it's just it's not what you get at barnes and noble. They have just old old books that you can look at it super interesting but fisher's partnered with them and for the next month or so. Every saturday they have a release the can is as this. Special logo audit the monkey wrench related. Ken sanders and everything and they will be releasing a beer like every saturday and those are expected to be limited and some of the proceeds go to help that bookstore and that's awesome and then additionally I think it's this tuesday. I'm not positive. But fisher is doing this thing. Where a dollar from every a growler they sell on tuesday is going to go to a charity that helps like display service. Workers and people haven't beginning tips and they reach out to me my company's going to do it on tuesdays. Well i think they're just trying to get as makeup up these as possible to kind of commit to just matching a dollar for every growler. So if you're gonna get some beer should probably go to fisher on tuesday. Try to help out the community at with regards to the ken sanders thing. It's all related to a code monkey wrench gang which is about Sort of protecting public lands It's abby right yeah. Abby britain is edward And i think kim sanders had some illustrations done for it or he was linked to the publication of somehow. The the coolest thing about these with these unique cans is they are going to be some super lake. Once-off pandemic time americana. That is like you know you get to drink. Maybe but you get you try. Get these six cans to hang onto because these will be like super cool things to look back and go his brewery china help ray bookstore during a pandemic that is something that sort of has been a a negative thing for everyone and so i think these trying times these sorts of Interesting small town americana items so just have a have a cool unique value over time. It's a good at in. It's a perfect kind of Example right in helping helping Other businesses that might be struggling in your local community. It's an all algen Any way you look at it. Ken sanders. I think it's it's the record store here in On ninth and normal ice cream which is a great ice cream thing. They do release where it's like a limited offer and you buy and you get a random of vinyl which is not some piece of shit vinyl. It's generally a good band and something that people will want to collect you get rid book and you get a pine ice cream And that's also like a good community like three institutions people in salt lake really like coming together to create this unique little package that people can buy and supply and they deliver it to you So it's no contact and you don't have to go into the stores But it's a unique way of like Distributing some funds across three businesses people support Using all three of the networks to sort of get the message out there and creating a new unique sort of product experience for your For your consumers to come in like support you so that's a cool thing to look for to if you're in salt lake they do it. Sort of Every week or every couple of weeks nice. I hadn't heard about that all right well olah. Let's continue this video game. Podcast that we do mids It's been a couple of weeks while was happening. I'm still just fucking running hospitals man like a boss just fucking but should get a medical degree at this. Point is give one to me. The thing is like it's getting so serious at utah that you don't you might be called upon like they might need you. They're going to be like we need the best. Two point hospital gamer. Get him on at three point. What does he think we should point. Hospitals for fucking children. Yeah maybe maybe. I should put it on my linked in that i can run some of the most profitable hospitals onto point With very high recovery rates and low death rates so. I'm still doing the game and it's a great little time poss- time it's a it's getting more and more difficult which is great in the story. Line having ransom new hospitals. That i like state funded hospitals and so you know some of the revenue per episode of illness or recovery treatment. That you that you would gain through the game so far you don't anymore c. Running on fixed budgets and Grants and things like that. So for a little comical game. They've added quite a lot of layers of complexity just to keep it interesting and To to keep it fun. So i'm still really enjoying the game. Does this just feel you know you were. I forget the name of the old hospital theme hospital theme hospital so to you. Does this feel like an incredible sequel to what that game would have been so like with like more layers to it this. Yeah i mean all the little nuances of that game here It's it feels like a remake more so than even a continued title like adding in the the world the graphics Some of the rooms and you have access to Just took what was a beloved game of mine growing up and and has made it a fresh and new and interesting and so to me. It's like i downloaded it to try. Get the nostalgia of playing that game and it was ten out of ten. It's like hundred percent. The experience i wanted to get out of it it's the It's a very reminiscent of the hospital. So for me. It's just been a great purchase in anyone who played the hospital and enjoyed. It should absolutely pick this game up. you know. I haven't even gone through the content and it's supported so they have like halloween events where we had halloween diseases show up and like i'm sure there'll be a christmas event and you get in. You know you can decorate your hospital and you can get some fucking christmas diseases Whatever the cases tis the season to get a christmas. This is a piece. That's getting bitten by christmas. Bug broke. that is a great Is there an add to this. Like is there a i beat three point hospital or is this like you can just keep on running this forever. So if it's if it's like the hospital they will be an into this campaign right them. I'm assuming the campaign will end unless they are actually adding new levels Which i'll have to get to the end to see if they do add content But the hospital you would just basically then like go open mode and sort of you know. Build your own hospital. It has no timeframe. You can just play continuously. But that i don't know if i'll get back into it. That much you know at the hospital for me was one of the games. I had very limited access games growing up And so insistently playing a game like that to sort of mid max affect hospital is not something that i really think i'm gonna do now. What is the stress level of this game. Like if there's like you're having a hard time you're just like oh man. Oh no look what's going on. What am i gonna do like what is happening in this game. Plan to create that feeling adt people dying like pissing on your flows or like these rats running around trash on your floors. Yeah like if you don't have enough bathrooms or if you've done have trash cans and things like that Or if you accuse a too long people get mad and storm out and so i mean it's like it's not that stress inducing. It's pixels at the end of the day. And it's not like multi-player pixel game way you care so it's not to stress inducing. It does turn the notch up. Because you obviously don't want to piss kevin hospital you know that's a bad hundred want hour. Nobody wants yeah. Nobody wants that. So and people dying also bad you know people not dying good people dying. Not as good felt saying yet. It's it's just. It's not too stressful. I'll see if they turn it up. A notch obviously managing finances things like that. But it's it's you know this is like i say pretty relaxed game. You can play it for thirty minutes. You can pay for a couple of hours and You know just chill out so okay. All right may on no not really. I'm still just bitten by the rest bike selecting that game but people are probably bought today. The hearing me tell them how much i love that game Otherwise i have just picked up fifa on this black friday sale You know i'm not really willing to pay full price for afifa title anymore. Bit thirty five bucks Was worth it. 'cause that's the kind of content i think i want over the christmas season is just you know for fee for for me. I people who are the show will know this bit. I love to pick some pieces. Shit british club in like the fucking lowest division. They let me play and run that club. All the way up to being like champions league winners and english premier league title-holders. And so you make a do you get to improve their stats or do you just have to make do with these people that have like two left legs by better is the full transfer market this scouting youth leagues. So you can buy named players. Let me tell you. a leonardo. Macy does not want to join scunthorpe united no matter how much money but you can recruit through what is over the last few years becoming a more and more robust as scouting network. So you'll club pious scouts. You send them to different continents. They look for different quality players. And you you pick these like fifteen to eighteen year olds up and in his training sequences that you go through so you can. Allocate certain amount of training resources to players and training is actually playing training. So you will choose a shooting drill and you'll play this play through shooting drill and you might get five training sort of credits per week cycle. And so you you can both bring in known plays and you can sort groom these fabricated scouted players in two team. sort of building up this like club. That's just yours in a unique experience for us. i kind of enjoy it. It's a nice fun pastime and you can either choose to send the games will play them. I play them Just because it's for why the fuck would you not. So i. I agree with you. I enjoy the That whole process Doing the the seasons. I actually played the new fever A bit the origin store And it seems good seems real good The only thing that i would say is defending in particular. I found it Like i was missing something. So i don't know if they've added something new to the defending but i A few like probably a month ago. I sat down and played like around five or six matches online In the seasons boat and I felt like i was just getting scored on like pretty easily. And i was like i used to be good at this. Why am i getting scored on so easily. So i don't know if they've changed something with defending but the defending in particular felt like i was not doing something correctly which is weird but other than that I was scoring goals Very effectively and the the attacking attacking Setup seems pretty robust and nice so interested to see what you I will that'll be the game. I'm probably talking about next cost. Unfortunately of only just bought it now. So i i don't want to speak on it like it's an older fever. Although probably ninety percent is but just one fucking thing that they change right and it's like it varying levels of impact rate like you can go back and look at previous speaker games and some of them they're like we improved like a off the ball player intelligence. So that like you're attacking players that aren't on the ball will make intelligent runs. And then you're like these are not very intelligent runs to you. Know come out and say that And then you have like more robust changes sometimes so it just depends from from fiba on and i haven't really paid too much attention to what the community thinks about this new one but that was just my anecdotal experience with it. Not i don't know. Maybe i'm just a rusty old man that's lost the the magic and his thumbs and can't fuck and play fief anymore. I don't know yeah. We'll burn one of these days as we're going to have to have a friend brennan talk to us about holtom it team. I remember the last time we talked about viva ultimate team. He sent him messages. Like you fuckers. What you're talking about is the wells like you needed. Play the fed they've updated ultimate team So i was like week. We're constantly talking on a soccer group Just about champions league and stuff like that and he he was like you gotta play this with me and so i was just like fact did i don't buy for sixty bucks to find out is just viva And then i also don't want to commit to like the origin stole probe. Because i was looking at the list of games and i'm like i'm just paying fourteen bucks a month for fever and so the sort of thirty five bucks was like. Yeah that's alpay that fool viva so we'll see that on origin or steam or was that on it on steam. It's the same price across both. It's just that black. Friday deal that you're having so I prevented i. Don't like the origin Platform so i prefer to despite on steam shout killian bob. A man fucking getting his chance to be on the cover differently. I feel like well deserved Feel like he's the next the next big one. I in rhode right now. It's david beckham. the digital one is why think that the standard edition is killian harker. Yeah no great. Great young player Huge talent so definitely well-deserved. I can't is called in the screen of the window. Oh dear along the cat's been stuck in the screen of the window. Maniac been here the cat for quite she's been. She's she walked in from doing that. Outside of my office to come into my office climbed the window and then climbs the screen and This cat has a learning curve that is flat because every time it does that it gets caught in the screen. So my screen is fucking hoff's rated and i have to keep prying a cat out of it so on check. I put this on outlined by want to talk to you about an i. I was clued in as to what's going on here from the giant beast cast which is a very entertaining. Podcast the the game awards you guys know about them there are thing. They happened in december. The jeff keely shit. Yes yes the. I hate the the jeff key. Well i wanna talk about it for a second because first of all if you want me if you are really be taken serious with the game awards you need to stop doing it in december and cutting off like six weeks games at your fucking dumb. I agree with that. Also if you want to be taken seriously find someone other than jeff keely to be involved in it. Just throw some shade on jeff. Kelly i know but not a fan. Not a fan of jeff keely. Let me tell you the problem with a so game of the year. The nominees doom as seven goes sushila haiti's animal crossing last not not scientists like not cyberpunk out. It's even being considered next year. Best game direction. Found fancy seven goes sushila shema. Haiti's half alex last of us to all right most of the same games s narrative final fantasy seven bills shema haiti's last two thirteen sentinels best art direction. Foul fassi seven ghost of tsushima. Haiti's these fuckers only played six games like all. These categories are just the same best score doom solvency seven. Haiti's ori last of us to like it and they just give them all to eighty s and then maybe score today ori. It's just kind of hard to take serious when you're first. Six categories aren't broad enough to even grab anything outside of just this You know. I don't think the game awards should also be list. The six most expensive games of the year awards and that goes for six categories are. Yeah you're absolutely right. i think. I think it's definitely An indictment on the whole process rate And it's unfortunate that the gaming industry doesn't have a more serious. You know kind of awards show or shows in general are a little cringe to be honest with you And it's all opinion. So i mean it is what it is. I suppose but it is problematic when you're just like oh yeah these are all triple a games. That are very very expensive for the most part These are the only games that are in contention when it's like We have a pretty robust landscape. I mean twenty. Twenty wasn't the best year for video games but it certainly wasn't the worst either so To exclude some titles from contention of game of the year. is questionable right. Especially it's like one thing for like a small podcasts. Like ours like maybe a lot of those games that you just mentioned are probably going to be pretty high up on our personal lists They're all great games but but also it's like give The smaller games that are worth talking about some fucking love right. Like what's the fucking. What's the harm in doing that. And i think that's been constantly wanted issues with the game words. And then also as i mentioned jeff fucking keely so Yeah no no not a fan not gonna watch it. Don't care about it doesn't matter to me at all. Yeah they sometimes have game announcements. So i will just. I will follow twitter. Twitter will let me know what what was announced. It's just pretty funny. Best indie game. Haiti's like eighties. Probably gonna win a load of these things which is fine. I probably should probably should you know why do maternal some analysts like. I didn't play it. But i don't know. Maybe they didn't. Fight the marauder despite the marauder and they were like this games great. Because that's exactly how. I fucking fell. I was like this is better than the first doom. That i fought the marauder and i was like yeah i hate this. I don't wanna play anymore. Yeah so that was my exact experience. I was super high on it and they just like fuck this. This is terrible. Who out this is not the experience you want out of doom. But hopefully they don't give awards two games that they didn't play the whole game. 'cause i if i remember thirteen sentinels jared was pretty mean about it to start and then i thought was a little like odd that this robot man has these groups. You're you're i understand what you're doing but because i added the podcast i heard the last episode. It's you are understandably combining to anime games. No i think i think combining captain sue bossa. Were the ship. Captain had all with the same. Is it not captain lot. What's the problem with. the brakes. Can't is the soccer fucking game so you're messing up as well. Nick go see a soccer game. You're talking i'm talking about. You're talking about soccer award. This is exactly. I can't even keep it. You can't keep it straight. You can't keep it straight. No sicker awards bad gave captains who boss. I think it's a pretty fucking bad game. Thirteen sentinels fucking one of the best games of the year. And i don't think that i waivered From the initial talk to the second or third talk. I believe three times on the podcast. No fantastic never never bad. In my opinion i know what wavered. It's my ability to listen to enemy conversations with more than like brian power. That's fair listening. to enter. man games is like when. I like talking about earlier when i meet a new person and i've had drake's it just goes in one ear out the other. I look for opportunities to make fun of jared and that's about it so yeah my being fair. It's pretty easy to make fun of me so it whatever No i i don't know man fucking award shows in general it's like just seems like a foregone era and it seems like do we really need it. You know what. I mean The thing about it is especially in games media and this applies to other sorts of Media as well as like for me personally. Like i'm more inclined to listen to people that i respect Talk about video game and their opinions. And that's what is going to motivate me to play a game more than anything else so like having this panel of like unknown people. I mean. i'm sure you can find who are on the panels that are deciding. These fucking things I just think it's so subjective that it doesn't really carry that much for me. It's like yeah it's great that you know What was the game of the year. Last year was a death stranding. Or what was it for this for this specific were the game awards. Yeah came out last year. What we're what was our team of the year seco- czar game of the year. I think you natalie animus position sucker one okay. They take back everything i said. They fucking completely completely agree with everything that they do. They should keep it up. Keep going on jalen a so other news so unless they delay again which is a possibility next games gas we will have at least touched cyberpunk potentially okay which i'm starting to i just. I mentioned this in the discord. But i feel like the expectations are so high. Pretty worried that this game is not going to live up to what everyone's expecting it to be. We've been talking about this for so fucking long. It's gotta be just incredible. We're talking like red dead to level of know just quality. Why wouldn't you think that it would be. I was a little confused when you sent that out. I like the exact opposite. There's nothing that cd project red has done. That would show me Otherwise you know. At least in the modern era like with with richard three I think that. That's a seminal game that transcends like the genre that it's in and really revolutionized everything i expect the exact same level of quality Have no worries or fears. And maybe i'm wrong. I'm not saying. I'm right but i am not worried at all. I think it's going to be a blockbuster hit that will Blow the socks off of everybody. That plays it honestly. That's my guess. The reason i said that is because the expectations are what you just said. They are only this thing is going to be completely revolutionary incredible and anything below that mark is basically to support. I haven't yeah that's fair. it's like. I mean it's their own fault though right or maybe some of it's their fault than some of its just games media's fault and i see what you're saying there it's like it's not fair to to apply like this is going to be a groundbreaking experience that blows everyone's expectations out of the water and it's not even out yet. No one's really touched it You know it could be just like a fine first person. rpg. Hybrid that you know. Is you know par for the course But i i don't know i mean the amount of time spent the amount of money spent The ambition of the studio all of those things coupled together. I think that they are really conscious of those things. And then the delays that have cropped up with us. I think that they wanna make sure that. This is a smooth launch for this. This fucking thing and give them credit for for pump the brakes and saying no we are not going to rush this process. by any stretch of imagination. We're not going to rush it and we're gonna do everything in our power to make sure that this thing is as good as it possibly can be so i know know i mean i just have so. They've they've Created so much goodwill at c. product read In the last decade for me. At least that. I i just can't imagine a world where this game is fucking bad. You know what i mean. I think it's gonna be special for sure. I think some people are going to like. I have with the delays. I don't really have any specific expectation out of the game as in like i'm gonna get my money's worth out of the title. You know you know that much. And that's sort of what i'm going into it and i think that this will you're going to see a within breath of reviews on this and i think it's likely gonna stem from how big of an expectation people put on it. You know. I saw somebody say online that they're gonna be mad if you can't pse dick in this like what. What kind of expectations of people putting on a consignment with this ultimate customer carrying characterization. If i come. Ps my dick. I'm gonna be fucking mad. So how's ops. Yeah it's just not it's like let's see let the game come out fucking and don't base your decision on if you like it enough over what other people have said i people hyping up cyberpunk voice them hyping it up in twitter chats and they don't know that it's like a single player fucking story game because it's just this giant media of like this is massive games coming out and people have just put so much expectation whether they played the witcher with they know cd project raid just anything just because it's been hyped by so many people so the is going to be a giant crowd of people who are gonna be disappointed because they not even expecting the game that's slated to come out you know here's thing my my Obviously my bar is is just based on the wisher three and so i can't imagine cd red releases a game that you know. We've wounded the witchery. Come out i mean it was pretty early on in the previous life cycle of these consoles and and so it's like if they can improve on what they did with the witcher three and there are so many things that are good about that game in my opinion that that Other games at the time weren't doing right. They've had all this time to research in see how the the The industry shifted and what has been successful. What hasn't been successful. And i think a lot of developers have emulated what or at least tried to emulate what they the success they had with the wisher three so from that perspective. That's the only thing that like. I've always been locked in on when i think about cyberpunk and i'm like goddamn like when i play the witcher three the way that i felt about it and i know you felt the same way nick at the time. I know you've played it back Again you said some of that was a little like the combat was a little wonky and and things like that but At the time man that thing was like holy shit. No one is doing this like just a quality off across the board. Nobody had really pulled that off in my opinion to that level So i expect them to do something very very very big with us. But you know we'll see guess in like two weeks unless they're like we're playing at indefinitely intel fucking january or february we've seen we've seen some studios fall from glory with it but only You know just the time. There's no guarantees. You know who knows if they adapted to what the market wants in that time completely went on a tangent. So yeah there's no guarantee that this is going to be good and i think people need to temper their expectations like they. They need to understand that Just because Studio has had success previously does not mean that they're going to be able to replicate that success but now that being said if you look at studio that is poised and and You know has the best chance of doing it. I mean cd product project. Red is pretty fucking high up there at least for me so i hope that it lives up to everything. Obviously the wichita three came out five years ago in two thousand fifteen cyberpunk was announced in twenty twelve eight years now. Who knows how much they were actually doing a. I'm sure they weren't all on cyberpunk in the three years leading up to the witcher. Maybe they were in a lot of like the pre production phases but still like. It's been a long time. So i'm very excited very cautiously. You know. it's a good point. There's not a lot of other games coming out so we really dive deep into this thing. I'm very excited woohoo. Let's do it do it. Chiesa suck do it guys all right anything else. He has got anything else to say. No so thanks for listening. Love you guys thanks. Everyone thinks everybody. If you're enjoying the show godi tune and school by the rate review subscribe. Tell your friends your family tell people you know have them check us out see what they think if you wanna kinda interact with us. We've mentioned the discord quite a bit of come and ask us questions or challenges to gains or whatever to go over one in our show notes. I should put a lincoln there or you can follow us on twitter at salt city games and our bio has only to the dischord. You come in there if you all follow us individually. I am less of the bob business. King mitts jared rotates you. That's going to do it at the show. Take it easy bites. cat cy. Fighting in the background guides us little and you can get some fucking christmas diseases. Whatever the cases yes. Tis the season to get a christmas disease.
Week 14 Tough Calls; Pats-Rams Preview; Fantasy Cops! (12/09 Fantasy Football Podcast)
"This is fantasy football today from cbs. Sports it's time to dominate your fantasy league. Now here's some combination of adam. Dave jamie benn calls in week. Fourteen your questions at fantasy football cbs. I dot com and apple. Podcast view the fantasy. Cops are back. We've got a game to recap tuesday night game to recap welcome to the show. Everybody it's the wednesday edition of fantasy football today. Adam as our richard. Cummings heat this back with miss john. Sunday tight feeling. I'm feeling much better. i appreciate it. I just You know the playoffs coming up. This week didn't mean much to me. So i was able to rest up and get ready for the playoffs and i'll be a full go in practice this week. Good good Dave good morning. what's so good about it. You know the mark jackson. What a great night. That was zeke. Look great scored. Who cares what he's upset about. Fifteen leagues adam. I sunk my heart and soul into fifteen leagues this year. Put my best foot forward in our. I didn't put my best record. All fifteen of them. But i'm in the playoffs in just six of fifteen leagues. The silver lining is that. Most of the league's that i played in that were important. And if you have a cash register sound you can make that noise right now. Those are the ones that made the playoffs. And plus the fish bowl. So i maybe i should be happy. Because i've got the chance to you. Know win a lot of important dollars. But i still would have liked to higher percentage. I had a lot of seven and six and six and seven teams. Men me to kind of kind of stinks to play until the end and then you miss it by You finish seven finished eighth. You don't make the cut and then you kick televisions and yellow children. Congratulations to both of you for advancing in the in. The wildcard round of scott fishbowl atom by a point path. Yeah marquees brown. Yeah seated it all standing were. Yeah i was very pinkett almost every single. Cbs personality advanced. Jamie and chris. And i all had bought. We've krista positive our former friend. Ben gretch had a by still has cbs. By his name. I think will brinson finish fourteen hundred and fortieth out of fourteen hundred and forty four times. We'll princeton any lineups this year. They that's my theory aid. Because like i've all that sad look. It's not all not every league but he just got stop setting lineups. I think he almost cost me a playoff spot in the afc league by starting willfuller against atom. Thankfully adam had clyde edwards helaire. And kyle rudolph. And so i still make the playoffs. Yeah yeah and he. Almost the funniest thing. He started ryan fitzpatrick in our yolo dynasty league. That league was named the low dynasty league after four. Costa's who wanted us to start the league. Nick lost to wilburton and lost his playoff spot. When we didn't start quarterback so so we'll beat them without a quarterback will beat him in advance to the next round of the playoffs. I believe play. And he was loss in that league for unhappy as i am about my poor percentage of making the playoffs this year. I'm so happy. I made the playoffs in that dynasty league. Because i thought i was rebuilding for another year and it turned out that my all all the moves made were good and worth it. I don't think my percentage was. I think i made it eight of seventeen or something. It sucked as well. Yeah so and i did the opposite of you. My best team. Citing the scott fishbowl in the fantasy telephone league or the league's where i am playing for pride Okay well that's what. I just wanna wrap it up by telling everybody who will brinson started in the two quarterback league this week. He did start. Sam darnold he also started teddy bridgewater. Who was on a bye rex. Burkhead who's on. I r nick. Chubb ceedee lamb kenny. Golladay odell beckham. Moala cox anthony miller and the cowboys. Dsp so that was a good call on the cowboys. Dst dave's team in that league was so good and he missed the playoffs. The seven seed. He has lamar jackson. He's got a taste. Millan his lineup. right now. At one point. John hopkinson for tesa hill in a desperation. Move before drew brees was hurt. Yeah have travis kelsey of lock it. I mean stefan digs. I'm sorry you have many teams that are drafted a of a team. And yeah. that's not the only league. There's two other leagues where. I've just got heartbreaking stories to tell you a breaking story seem with keepers of ezekiel elliott. Dalvin cook michael. Thomas and chris godwin. Oh that's bad. Those were my four keepers my longest running league with all my friends from high school. There are no other fantasy. Football experts in that league and i went five eight and missed the playoffs with zeke. Dalvin cook chris. Godwin and michael. Thomas and i had justin herbert's sorry. No that's set stinks. I've been doing a lot of reflecting. Because i thought about my draft strategies and i really feel comfortable with what i did. I had four teams with barclay and mccaffrey. That didn't help Both those guys on the team. Now teams do mccaffrey teams. But what i set. My draft strategy was running backs typically two running backs in the first two rounds then pound wide receiver around three through five three through six and then grab kyla maria. Russell wilson the were the two or and i feel like it. You know i was kinda weak at tight end. but so we're ten other teams in my league So i feel like my strategies. Were pretty good just a little bit of bad luck. Lot of six and seven out of seven and six right in that range and a lot of people that's going to be the majority of people that the leagues were the redraft leagues where i had a great year in costa the playoffs. I was either loaded at running back. Or i had james robinson. It felt like it was one of those two things where just a hammered running back like. I always end the draft and i hit it hit and or james robinson was on my team because i took him with the late pick where i picked him up off the waiver wire. There's one more thing that i want to add shruggy be posted Something on social about name. Your big draft day regret something like that. And just loads and loads of people or maybe. It wasn't drafted biggest regret from the season. I'm sorry loads of people saying. Oh i dropped. Justin jefferson too early or cut. James robinson there were people who actually did that. I think one of the things that we have to learn moving into twenty twenty one is everybody draft. You've got to give at least three weeks to got to be a little bit more patient with these guys. So that you don't drop justin jefferson before justin jefferson becomes the thing and hopefully there's a regular training camp in a regular preseason next year so we can evaluate these guys a little bit better rather than going off of film and press clippings stuff like that we we need a little bit more work done and hopefully the preseason given that in two thousand twenty one. I think it was a big surprise at the rookie. Wide receivers did this well considering the circumstances and not having a preseason all that and the fact that rookie wide receivers typically don't do this. Well this has been an unbelievable rookie wide receiver class. And i hope he had some like the art. You can make a pretty good argument the rookie wide receivers for better better than the rookie. Running backs i think. He's i think. I think the last thing james robinson is the best rookie but that the last four weeks might change that. Because you're getting a little hopeful for jonathan taylor you get jk dobbins. We'll talk about that right now. That this the running backs split wasn't great. They're the andrea swift. If he can come back maybe he can take off cam. Akers. may maybe. It's going to be better late than never but definitely the rookie. Wide receivers have paid off more than the running backs. Okay baltimore thirty four dow seventeen. We're also going to preview thursday night football. I like i said we got those tough calls in the fantasy cops. Let's get going here. Baltimore thirty four dallas seventeen. Alright are we feeling. Like like zeke is back like lamar jackson is back like. Jk dobbins is becoming a must start. That one's going to be a tougher. Sell cooper. You know you can't really sit him. He'd found a way got that late touchdown but he had nine targets. So yeah dave. Let's start with the cowboys ezek back. Do you have full confidence in him. Now at cincinnati beautiful matchup. I would absolutely start him this week against cincinnati because cincinnati but when the match ups get tougher for him i i will be nervous again. I thought he looked great. And i thought the offensive line at times blocking form did a very good job against a very good ravens defense. Yeah so using him as a number two running back. I think that's the happy medium right now and Four catches also exciting. I hope that that keeps up with dalton under center alright. Jk dobbins heath. Did he do enough to gain your confidence here. Eleven carries seventy one yards and a touchdown mark ingram had six carries gus edwards had seven carries edwards at a great game one hundred and one yard. So that's eleven carries for dobbins and thirteen for the other two not great. Yeah i mean it has nothing to do with. Jk dobbins as has been the case all season long jk dobbins is flipping amazing and arguably the most efficient running back in football. And some of that has to do with lamar jackson. But the fact that lamar jackson had more carries than him mark ingram and gus edwards combined for more carries than him i will i had. Jk dobbins ranked tire when we released our ranking yesterday. Then i will when i update them today. This was a he was. it's weird. say guy averaged nearly seven yards per attempt and it was a negative but it was a negative. We had hopes and there were indications before he went on a covert list that he was taking over. This backfield us. That was not what we saw last night at all. Also yes He led them in playing time. He played thirty. Eight percent of the snaps. Gus at thirty three percent of the snaps. Ingram had twenty percent of the snaps. I think if you started dobbins you got really lucky. And i hate it. I really thought that he would just pick up where he left off before he got ill before he missed game i think he throwing out the game against the steelers made sense. But that's not other ravens sought. They went right back to their three headed machine. And it's going to be tougher to start him as a number one guy. But he's still gonna make cutters and number two guy he had one carry in the first quarter Yeah it's weird ipe. i don't currently i. I'm not sure he's going to be in my top twenty four. I have a league where i'm going to have to choose between heat. Him and kareem hunt. That's exactly where. I was the other one that will get to later in the week. I'm sure giovanni bernard against cowboys defense. Well i was thinking. It might be joe mixon. I mean hamas. I don't know if i could start gio over anyone. He's been so bad but he added this dallas default. They're the worst. I've gotta pull them from my top twelve. Dst's they they they can't be there. It's a good point is a great matchup but we're hoping mixes got a chance to play this week. So yeah that's a tough call section but you want to talk about it right now. You're going to go with dobbins at the browns monday night or are you going to go with the starting running back for the bengals against the cowboys. I don't want to decide that right. Okay all right now. I get it. And then last final questions ceedee lamb or marquees brown rest of season feel safer with lamb. Npr so if that's the format adults say not appear. I will take my chances with hollywood. Game-high we'll take lamb and both I see he's been pretty consistently around twenty percent target share with andy dalton and dalton's been pretty consistently thirty five to forty pass attempts. So i feel much more confident with lamb save by the catches with lambeau because his his yards in five games with dolphin bads well. He's short area guy. He's almost like a tight end. Yeah i mean he's he's less than fifty yards and four or five games. With andy dalton. I'm busy droppable. Let's say people are running waivers. Tonight is lamb. I mean murky. Brown was less than fifty yards last night and as one game over fifty yards since week. Six i i'm not making the fine separate question here. I'm not disagreeing with you about right. You get asked the same question for both of these receivers not dropping lamb after he just got nine targets when he faces the bengals. this week. I you'd prefer to hang on him. There are other receivers that i can think of that. We talked about on tuesday. Show that i would. I would kick to the curb before seeing trump. i'm. I have a claiming in one league for johnson to drop ceedee lamb and i bet you're good at receiver elsewhere. Yeah i mean. I'm over him here to end. This is the question you have to ask yourself with anybody that you're thinking about dropping. What is the likelihood that you're going to start this player. And if that likelihood is low you drop them right now if you could also ask. Well what's the likelihood that someone else in my league could pick this player up. Whatever you think that answer is. It's not going to be as high as it was a week ago because half your league's been eliminated. Assuming you're playoffs are underway. Is that a non. Pr league at him now. I just i i like. He's not right. And if you've got great receivers and you know you're never gonna start ceedee lamb. Why are you carrying cd. Well i'm just saying. I would rather reflect ceedee lamb full. Pr wood johnson this week. Yeah i'm not starting either of them. But i'd rather have a little running back depth just in case -actly that's what you wanna have this time of year and Yeah my reconsider. Because i don't know how long frank gore is going to be out to see. We'll see the practice report today. I might reconsider it Maybe i'll try to drop somebody else but okay anyway. That's it for that game. Keep in mind for marquis sprouted two games in a row. They targets that's really encouraging mark. Andrews did miss both of those games. Willie snead did miss both of those games. So you don't know what the targets are going to be like going forward But it's two games in a row with a touchdown for thirty nine yards last night but eight targets is good. They were lamar. Jackson was excited. Connect with him for that score. Oh can we all. That can't move on. Without talking. About lamar jackson dave so we we have twenty outstanding was against alice. I look. you're going to start them anyway. This week against cleveland off the strength of this game and what you know is potentially. He's he's sitting is upside or he did his upside if he can do it again. Against cleveland and i think you'll feel very confident starting in the russell away. Definitely a top twelve quarterback going into next week. I top twelve week for sure. But i think there are situations like i. I think i'd go back to ryan tannehill over in this week and there's another hill that i'm willing to die in tatum hill man. You're not letting anybody come back from injury. Can we get drew. Brees joe mixing back this week. Please bring them back. Let's find out what happens and practice. Yeah it's possible. I just. I thought sean payton said there was no timetable for drew brees return. Well drew brees trying to come back this week but let's assume it's tastes in hell for now okay. Yeah only seventeen pass attempts for lamar jackson. So yeah but thirteen russia's yeah the just you just wonder how much the cowboys boosted the perceived value of these players But yeah jacob. Gibbs has a great stat on the more jackson you'll hear that tomorrow Have you have any questions you can ask us for our mailbag show on apple. Podcast leave us a five star review and ask us questions. We got that saturday episode dedicated to your apple podcast questions and some of your emails and parlay pick them. It's a great great fun contest on. Cbs sports that com- cbs. Sports dot com slash parlay contest is open from tuesday through sunday bicker. Best five team parlay against the spread. We're giving away thousand guaranteed dollars. Every week odds are provided by william hill sportsbook and again go to cbs. Sports dot com slash parlay news and notes antonio gibson got a painful turf. Toe injury may not come out this week. According to ian rapoport. And they're at san francisco. So funniest sounding serious injury and pro football turf toe turf toe. Yeah yeah actually Who's doing that. Game darrell johnson. I think he was saying that. It's that could affect him the rest of the season it is. Yeah the diagnosis turf toe as turf toe immediately and said that could be really hinder antonio gibson Jalen hurts is going to start for the eagles where you guys gonna rank him. Top twenty four but probably closer to twenty four than anything else. There's a chance there's a chance with him. He's he's not a total trainwreck. Of a quarterback his mobility will help philadelphia. But he's he's a down and accuracy from carson wentz so there will be some off target throws as receivers dropping passes. It was really fulsome. Who was dropping passes when he came in last week against the packers. I wish it was easier matchup. I wish it wasn't new orleans that he was going up against. If it was cowboys for example. I would be very very bullish on. Jalen hurts in that situation. But given the tough match-up it's a week to kind of watch. Jalen hurts and see what he does. Okay robert spelane for the pittsburgh steelers. He's gonna miss some time so another linebacker. They're losing if you're looking at night. Ep leagues avery. Williamson replaced him and he had a pretty solid game. So that's a guy that could step up. Get some tackles for you jane. We go back to hurts for a second shore. That i doubt. He's out there in a two quarterback league but if he is obviously pick them up same thing and super flex and if he has a decent week against new orleans he's got arizona in dallas dallas in week. Sixteen you could stash him and see what happens and the other thing that i would mention about the steelers defense is they've lost budget pre. He's one of the best pass rushers. Now they lost robert splaine. Joe haden could be hurt. That defense is starting to fall apart here towards the end. Yeah and that's good news for josh allen of course James conner mike. Pouncey could be back this week and they desperately need their running game to get going. So that'll be good Cleveland right guard. Wyatt's heller is on the reserve covid list. That's big yep Great denver cornerback. Aj boy is facing a pd suspension. They're already without bryce callahan. So they're going to be thinner. Corner chris godwin had finger surgery. He to expect chris godwin to play at this point. Currently we expect. Chris godwin to play. Hopefully okay it was it finger. Surgery was getting pinging surgical procedure dave. He had surgery surgery. Yeah okay you have. Your pin is removed at surgery. Yeah yeah taking something out of your body. that's right. Get like you get like an earring removed. Surgery no right if a mole removed the technically those are procedures. Aj green likely going to leave. Cincinnati next season according to the athletic and larry fitzgerald off the reserve covid. Listen hey maybe larry fitzgerald has just been something we haven't talked about with murray you know. Is he great. Nobody's reliable slop target. Yes and maybe that can help marie this week at the giants upcoming scheduler. Hey if you have. Chris i win or mike evans. Tonio brown here is where the the upcoming opponents for. Tampa bay rank against wide receivers. Minnesota is thirtieth atlanta's twenty-ninth detroit is twenty seventh and then week seventeen atlanta again twenty-ninth. So that's good enough tough calls for week fourteen. Let's start with a couple of quarterbacks. Are they tough calls. Russell wilson against the jets and kyla murray at the giants heath are they tough calls for me at least russell. Wilson is not a tough call. Ryan tannehill really only or highly murray. Really only a tough call. If i also have ryan tannehill or tom brady on my roster on there's not anybody available in the waiver wire that i'm starting over cuyler but there's a possibility that you could have one of those two as a backup and then you might start them. It's i. I suppose it's possible you picked up just in herbert and you've been juggling those two all year you could possibly then. It would be a tough call. You have tasted hill. You hate them hill. I would start. Cuyler overtake some hell but that is somewhat of a tough call. I've got taste over cuyler. I'm nervous he's he's a low and starting my fall out of my top twelve. I know it's crazy. I'm nervous about him because he threw three touchdowns last week but one of them was kind of fluky. Oh my gosh he got out running as much and this offense just has changed again and it's not the better. Well yeah he. He's not running. And i wanna talk about the matchup i. I really didn't think this was a tough match up. you know. The giants went into last week. They were four fifth best. Something like that against quarterbacks but they had just played so many bad quarterbacks and then they go and they do a great job against russell wilson who threw a ton of passes and scored sixteen fantasy points. They don't give up big plays. That's the thing about the giants they give up among the fewest big pass plays fourth fewest pathways of twenty plus yards. Three run plays This year of what is it a twenty year no third fewest run plays of twenty plus yards on or something like that that that's what they do they don't give place so it's kind of a big play offense when carl murray's right is this tough match-up is that part of the consideration here. Yes it's definitely a tough match-up in the the biggest play that they had last week was the deep touched to dan. Arnold which was the fluke. That i was kinda talking about. We don't really see them. Throwing fifty nine yards to to their tight end very often seem during the other tight end often at all and their next biggest play was kenyan. Drake had a run for twenty seven yards the next biggest play. This is the third most explosive play last week. Against the rams was chase. Edmonds up the middle for thirteen yards. Cuyler isn't throwing deep anymore. So those big explosive plays that the giants aren't giving up not a big deal because kyle and the cardinals aren't trying. A lot of those explosive plays this. I think the more. I think about it the more. I don't like tyler like an to get away from dfs. And i would at least like to see what my other are quarterback before cemented him in my lineup. What about philip rivers. They're very close. Because rivers has the the raiders. The one thing that worries me about rivers is that the colts might be starting. A third stringer at left tackle and they lost their right tackle. Don't well you're talking about the raven. Clark yeah was he. Clark was left over the left tackle over the left tackle when costanzo got hurt so yes there are some issues that both of those guys are out there right there. We don't know for sure on costanzo being out but if he plays he's definitely not going to be one hundred percent he's got an mc l. injury. I let's go back to russell wilson because you know last year. I don't know if you guys remember. He was the number one quarter. I'm pretty sure it was the number one quarterback through nine games. He had twenty two touchdowns one interception nine point nine yards per attempt sixty eight percent. Completion rate is last. Seven games really faded nine touchdowns in seven games. Four interceptions sixty three percent completion rate and is yours per went down from nine point nine and his first nine games to seven point two in his last seven games and it coincided with tyler lockett. Getting hurt didn't miss any time but he got her and lock. It didn't really do much down the stretch and guess who hasn't really done much for a while. Now i'm in wilson's been great in some of these bad lockett games or disappointing lockett games but the jets are horrible. They give up the fifth. Most fantasy points the quarterbacks they get torched by every great quarterback they face and they face a lot of them but wilson again. It's not just like he's throwing less his stats are worse. His interceptions have been up his yards per attempt his completion rate. They're lower than they were in the last four games when he started to struggle. It's i think there are a lot of tough decisions this week. I don't actually believe anyone sitting russell wilson against the jets like you can give me all the numbers about what he did in the second half last year. What he's done in the last month. Russell wilson russell. Wilson is playing the jets who just fired their defense in court. A win or go home week fourteen. I just i know one. I don't think anyone in the universe even the world's biggest jets fan who in the world. Debbie is sitting in the russell wilson in the first week of fantasy playoffs against the jets. Yeah it's the jets with no the world's biggest jets fan definitely start everyone against the jets and hope for a huge success. Okay fine so we'll move on from russell wilson. How 'bout kenyan drake now weeks ago. I thought oh. That's a bad playoff matchup giants. Good against the run. He doesn't catch the ball but he's been more involved in the passing game and he's on fire and he scoring touchdowns economy has it. Connery doesn't have a rushing touchdown in his last three or four games and kenyan. Drake has Four rushing in his last three games so it look as much. As i want to praise the giants. They're not the box. Are not the saints that you know. They're giving up four point two four yards per carry They stink. They gave up the most receiving yards per game to running backs So yeah what do you think is is kenyan drake a tough call for you guys. I'm starting number two running back. Not a tough call. He's been the lead guy for arizona now for several weeks. The production has been there. The giants have allowed four touchdowns to running back over their last four games. I believe they're over four yards per. Carry two running backs in that span and he. We're we're the offense is struggling in arizona throwing the ball. They're doing better running. The ball and drake is doing a good job of getting targets and making use of them like he's faced the rams the patriots and the seahawks the last three weeks and has been a good fantasy starter all three weeks. He's going amass the key. And that's what's killing kava. Marie and it's helping kenyan drake So about the zeki. Oh elliott against the bengals or kenyan. Drake at the giants zeke. That was cool. How 'bout kenyan drake or he mostaert against washington drake. I end up being under a there. I have very like that. I guess is kind of a tough call is where he moster but he is yes. He's probably not going to end up being in my top twenty four running backs. He's right on the edge right now but they like the past two weeks. They've really gone back to a fifty fifty situation remote stirred jeff wilson or whoever else. They decided to give the ball to that week. It's back to kyle shanahan running back spin the wheel before the game starts and see who's going to get the duchess why it's a little bit better than that because it's not four guys splitting a bunch of different ways and jerick. Mckinnon seems to be on the outs when it comes to getting the football on his hands. So he's the splitting with jeff wilson. But i i like drake is getting catches that gives them more opportunities that something that we're not really expecting with moster okay. That's a tougher metric for moster last one last one before we move on here is kenyan drake npr or jd. Mckissic assuming antonio gibson is out. Oh you're kissing. Oh i love it. I would love it. Okay all right. Nsf w talk about some more players after we talk about butcher box. Not a tough call people. This is the most meet. It is so damn good and you know. There's a lot more about butcher box going really like well. Let me give you the offer. I you get bacon for life bacon or life. 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Stop going to the grocery store or start getting butcher box. Butcher box dot com slash f f t free bacon. Baby all right. Are these guys. Tough calls cooper kupp against the patriots. Devante parker against the chiefs. Parker isn't a tough call. I think to starting. I know that i can't feel great about using him cup. A tougher call but the upside that he carries especially in. Pr leagues makes him a pretty much. A guy you're gonna start anyway. I think they're both tough calls. I've got them both right around twenty four wide receiver like they really struggle with them. And someone like jarvis landry. Juju smith schuster. Yeah i get it and the patriots defensive seems to be getting better and better. We're going to preview that game and a little bit. So i'll leave cup for them The chiefs give up the third fewest fantasy points wide receivers and we're not really sure how i feel. Good receivers usually do pretty well against the chiefs teams. Don't throw to their wide receivers very much against the chiefs who they throw to You know. I wonder. And i'm going to look this up if teams just don't run as many like we talked about that with the patriots and just in herbert last week and we saw that really impact. The chargers offensively. I wonder if teams just don't run as many plays or don't i mean we jamie's talked about it. The chiefs would really like for you to just run the ball against them. Because if you're gonna go four yards pop against patrick mahomes. You're going to lose. yeah Big place that's one thing i know. Spags is good at that. they then. Unless they're playing the raiders. They do not give up. Big plays in the pay. Like they're not all the way down at third but they are in the bottom half of the league in pass attempts against which makes no sense since they've got a to score lead. Yeah all right. That's gonna do okay. I'll wrap it up there with the With the tough. 'cause would you guys start Jk dobbins over cooper kupp and and devante parker. And let's let's appr league. I'm probably gonna go cup dobbins parker. I think i would go. Parker cup dobbins. Wow you're really into devante. No you're just nervous about dobbins. I'm very nervous about darwin's parker's production with two has been pretty uninspiring. But he does look for him in the end zone. That's the that's the good thing. It just doesn't always complete it to him. The end zone but the yards have been very low All right new. England at the rams. Let's get this one. We'll get on anna. Sorry hit a symbol there. I sh- syria All stat of the game is this. For damian harris. A running back has scored a rushing touchdown against the rams in five straight games. That's pretty good. But when damian harris sony michelle janus white cam. Johnson all five of those running back scored seven to ten non. Pr points no more than twelve pr points. So yes. they're giving up touchdowns. Jacob gibbs laid it out pretty well with his stat. They're not the rams are not great as short yardage defense. They're pretty great. It seems like everything else right now. So i guess my question is are you starting any patriots. Long way of saying it or you started getting patriots. Not with a lot of confidence. Name harris is right for me and that cam akers Jk dobbins sanders category of running backs. That i'd really rather not but might have to and total here is pretty low. Forty four and a half. The rams are five point favorites which is not good for damian harris. He's been a very good running back. is he. He's like a number three running back this week. That's where i'd put him. Yeah okay what. I end leg. Good flex non-pwi pr. Okay so kareem hunter damian harris hutt Hunt how like you can pencil harrison for like seven or eight nine pr points. How about the as struggling chase claypool or damon harris. Claypool is more upside. I would start harris in non pc pr and claypool in full pr. All right cam. Newton or jared goff who is a better option in this game neither of the top eighteen so numb my top two. I've got mike glennon ring ahead of both night. Well that's bad but like the golf throws for a ton of yards every he's six in the nfl in yards. And he's i think eighteenth and touchdown passes he's got a really low touchdown rate again. Can i show the stat. That i sent you yesterday. Adam he's make his point. Then yes okay. I think the patriots defense is good and goff threw for one hundred ninety eight yards against the forty niners last week two weeks ago but he right but he's throwing for three hundred he's doing for three hundred or more yards and four of his last five games that yeah. That's that's true. But when he's played good defenses with bad offenses. Like the forty niners. Twice or the bears or the giants. He's been a two hundred yard quarterback. Okay we won't start them then. Good dave well you. And i were have been on a journey to try and crack the code on jared goff all year i you more so than me but i joined you as recently as yesterday. Yeah welcome yeah. This journey sucks yeah. There's no code well. We found a couple of things. Though the road home splits obviously favor him on the road. He's got multiple touchdowns and six of seven road games this year. I always hate using. I don't believe versus road. I don't buy better at home. You know so. I just think it's a fluke and i noticed that he tends to have better fantasy numbers in games were his running backs also have at least one. Running back has double digit fancy points. There's been six games where he's at twenty plus fantasy points running back because at ten plus and five of the six so maybe he needs that run game to collect some numbers to help him do better. Maybe that means that the defenses is bearing against both the run and pass against the rams and it makes it easier for golf connect. But the thing that i noticed and i went back in our true media database that we've got this year man versus zone. He's great against zone. Coverage seventy four percent eight point two yards per attempt a quarterback rating of ninety six six and against man coverage fifty seven point three completion rate. Six point four yards per attempt a quarterback rating of seventy three point one. He actually has the same touchdown to interception ratio of one to one against man and zone. But he's clearly not as good of a passer against man than zone bottom. The patriots would be using man a lot more than zone. They're already plan the fifth most of any team in the nfl. But here here is the cherry on top the patriots of a lot of love and fantasy points to cuyler murray and justin herbert combined. The last two weeks all right always hell can you trust. Jared goff always time often. Let's just but he's bad against man coverage the patriots play a lot of it. So what does that mean for woods. And we've talked about right. That's where you have to go with. It is is what does it mean for those two. What does it mean for woods. Woods plays better versus own a lot. Better catch rate. It's twenty three percent higher versus zone than men. Are you going to actually sit him. Because he's been highly heavily again. And yeah i can't look him as amy more than a low. In number two receivers specially in non pr and the same thing. Cooper kupp and non pbr. Although his catch rate is only nine percent different. I would start woods over cup. Woods has three straight games with eleven or more target seven more catches and eighty or more yards. You just don't know how many times they're gonna throw in this game. Says he's laid out patriots. Do a great job of slowing you down limiting your plays all right. So who's the best flex cam akers robert woods or cooper. Kupp woods cup. And i think. I'll probably end up taking cup in non as well. How do we feel about cam. Akers good not great i. I don't believe that he is guaranteed to still have this type of workload. He had a ton of touches last week. I think was twenty two. I don't know if he's definitely going to get that again. Darrell henderson missed. A quarter and a half with an injury came back in and then had an excellent looking run. It was well blocked for a touchdown. I'd imagine he's still going to get some run. I imagine a malcolm brown will still take on third downs. The nice thing about cam akers that he's clearly there guy inside the ten he had nine touches inside the ten last week. He scored on one of them. He's had three games this season with more than ten carries. He's not averaged four yards per carry in any of those games and he does not have a game with more than one targets. So you're facing patriots. Run defense it's giving up like three point five yards per carry lately. You've got a running back. That in games where he has usage he averages about three point five yards per carry and does not have any involvement in the passing game. That seems like a bad combination. You gotta hope he scores again. Yeah i know it's just like someone's gonna do well. Are they going to have a really bad game they could. I mean they could have a really bad game. The patriots have been that good lately. Defensively a month ago looked like a great matchup for cam akers but last five game last four games. I think it's i think you had a writing. It's three point five yards per carry allowed over their last five over the last five. So cam. who's the best running back in his game. I'll probably still say acres. I think he's got the most upside but it's not a lot. It's upside for maybe sixty yards and yeah acres just just barely. It's basically a coin flip. If we know on thursday. Frank gore is not practicing. He's doubt foley's probably not going to play. Would you start. Tie johnson over cam. Akers and mir's yes you'd start johnson okay. I'm not sure if i'm there yet. I don't think i'll get there with acres all right and i think that's it for this game. No tight ends in this game right. None that i'd feel confident and feel good about the dsp's. I think you're going to have to end up. Starting the rams it's not like the patriots offenses a dynamo patriots. Dst probably will end up being close to my top twelve. Let's call them a low end starter. They're they're both right around twelve for me. I have the rams currently higher That they're right run. Twelve can start them over the cowboys ramsey. Yes how about the panthers against denver Both of them. The rams the rams have the best defense in football and the patriots activity member the saints cam. Newton's turn overthrown. and i. i don't know. I mean i. I wouldn't even think about sitting them who you have to have to sit them. not nobody. that's available on waivers. I think that's the point i'm trying to make. There's not a waiver. Well that's what. I was just looking at The rams have actually been a better matchup for opposing. Dc dst's and the patriots this year. You mean the patriots are scoring more points than the rams. No i mean. Dst's are scoring more against the rams and they are against the patriots but it's so recent. I wonder if that's waited on the last two weeks. But that's what matters that's what counts right now. They're just playing tremendously. They weren't a great they. Were not a great defense earlier this year of this. I'm not saying you're not. You're not Opposing defenses are scoring more fantasy. Jared goff oregon's right right. But but i think the rams defense is a lot better than the patriots. I don't know if i i'm not saying that's wrong. I don't know currently with the way. The patriots playing if anybody's a lot better than them. I'm so interesting. The rams are better all right. It's a good point Well i can't. I am looking forward to this. Game i can. I can handle a nice low scoring. Game is good defenses playing it's a super bowl rematch looking forward to seeing it and it not feel like we're getting a break from football. It's like every single night football just about problem with that. I don't have a problem with it. But i don't want it to become a regular thing and it won't but you don't wanna oversaturated. I mean that was kind of an issue. Thursday night football for a while like you. Don't want oversaturated this weird. We just ended week thirteen yesterday and week. Fourteen arts strange. It's a strange all right guys. Let's hear from fantasy cops. Let's do this the disputes from nicholas. Ten team redraft. Pr lee going on eight years. With some decent money involved one hundred dollar buying who. That was in parentheses. I don't think you're allowed told me that we had one out. The real cops are going to visit nicholas and say hey you've been reporting income. The irs wants to talk to you. We had one manager decide to bail on the league. You lost five straight. I'm so frustrated. He decided to cut some good players last week. Dj charge ronald jones zakar. It's not super agree just moves but still at first. He didn't even try to replace them. He had four empty empty bench spots. This costs the caught. The league's attention and then he decided to replace them all with bears players because he's a bears fan. This didn't please the league and will unanimously voted at the commissioner. Would undo this and add these players back on his roster. This was done and this manager basically said kay care. I'm not playing next year but due to a week. Thirteen miracle of assert failing to put up almost record lows legitimately. He will now make the playoffs. As the succeed the league agreed not to lock his team but there is now a debate whether we should allow him in the playoffs since he attempted to tank and refuse to undo his actions when asked his ex intentional but now there is a much recourse any thoughts on a verdict for this. This is the problem with A heavy-handed league approach when a players Not behaving will. He's in the playoffs. he's mostly in the playoffs. Because you guys didn't think it was fair that he dropped his players which is fine. I'm not disagreeing with you if you didn't want him to do that that's fine but you can't say you can't drop your players for chicago. Bears mr bears fan. You must keep these good players and then also say oh no. You're good players one you games and put you in the playoffs now. You're not allowed to. We're going to put the bears back on your team. No he's in the playoffs. If he wins the you pay him the money. And then you kick them out of the league dave you could. I mostly agree. You could at least say to him. Look you made the playoffs. Are you interested in running the team for the rest of the year. We will make it clear that if you go on one of these you know rages where you're gonna drop guys because you're on hat does not deserve to be in the playoffs. He cheated league. He made a mockery of the league. He dropped his players. Well no he does deserve to be on the because he's earned it he. She's earned it based on the players that he drafted the players. Who started in the points. That i wanna see how he talks himself into a circle on this. That's already starting. You get booted out of the playoffs. I think it's disgraceful. What he did basically what he did was egregious and deserves like basically a suspension. You know like you're suspended four games and you're not eligible for the playoffs. Something like that. I just you know. You can't suspend him. But i'm saying if it were real life you would suspend him so i making him ineligible. I i would accept this answer. If 'cause my suggestion was to kick them out of the league at the end of the year if you wanted to kick him out of the league right now. I think an important distinction is has he paid. That's because if you kick them out of the league right now and don't let them participate in the playoffs. You are not getting that one hundred dollars. No chance kid. He has every right not to pay. Well that would be no. He would if he's the sixth seed and you out and didn't give chapter ever. You never have the right to not pay. Okay dave you are in the yellow going to pay right. What if. I told you dave in the playoffs anymore. I don't like the way you did this thing out of the playoffs. I'd like to know what i did wrong are. You doesn't doesn't. It does not matter so you have no chance to play for the for the prize and if you have no chance to play for the prize then you have no reason to pay. But i also didn't do anything to cause you to react that way. I didn't drop my players. I didn't do anything agree. I didn't You can't really keep separates ramp up what he doesn't have the right to not pay people. Just don't you don't do that when your fantasy league team away from him. You do all right. Let's let's put up you guys say he should be in the playoffs. Everybody his team should be in the playoffs. I would offer them the chance to run the team any stupid crap that he does to put players on the waiver wire whatever should be reversed immediately and then he's permanently banned after the season agree with the last part for sure i would have wanted the league right now and said his lineup based on projections and if he wins donate the league money to charity. I'd be fine with that. Also or just keep the money and make a bigger prize pool mixture. Jeez that he'd say you a little bit of both charity. Let's keep him to susan. Some bucks for the twenty twenty one season. I this is from cassidy away. Get the music sorry cassidy oh cassidy the bylaws at my league state that all winds are forfeit until the league. Dues are paid. The number one team in my league has not paid up this year despite three reminders. So do i go ahead and change the standings based on our rules it will rock by league totally upset the competitive environment. What do i do. Thanks for your help fantasy awesome. You have bylaws for a reason cassidy. You should feel no remorse. But what i would do if i. I don't have this rule in any of my leaves. I haven't collected entry fees for any of my leagues. I will collection of them in january. What i would do is. I would send a private message to this fantasy manager and i would say the playoffs star on thursday. Today is wednesday. If you have not paid by thursday. I have to take your wins away. It's right here in the by law and you will not be in the playoffs. And if he doesn't pay by thursday he's not in the playoffs and that this would be his fourth reminder very generous. I think it's i agree. I agree a hundred percent with. I last one now. This one here is a broad topic that we're getting a ton of questions about so let's go ahead and read it and make judgment eric from queens dear leonardo michelangelo donatello in rafael rafael the best three teams that might keep league are four and eight reverse standings to set the draft order for next year. Worst team gets the number one pick etcetera and total points scored as the draft order tiebreaker. One of the foreign aid teams intentionally set an illegal lineup. In order to not tally any points this week and guarantee himself the number two pick in next year's draft instead of three or four league members complained about league integrity. So i use commissioner powers to activate myles gaskin off his our spot and i played the saints defense. Which intentionally benched and then. I gave him an active lineup. Was i write for activating gaskins and playing the saints de so. His points would calculate for week thirteen. Well done eric. You are the best fantasy football commissioner. That i know of in new york. I cannot dispute that okay. I wanted this. You did the right thing. eric. I want to talk about this because a lot of people are saying. Hey we've got league members. Who are tanking on purpose. Is that okay. We've got league members. Who are losing as the number three seed to make sure that this better team doesn't make the playoffs. They're you know they're trying to help. The number six seed to keep the number seven seed out. This obviously happened last week and my take is. I don't love it but as long as you have a legal lineup you basically can do whatever you want it right. Is that how we feel. That's why we feel once you start going illegal lineup. Not starting defense and you know that kinda stuff. That's that's against the rules. But you wanna you wanna bench. Patrick mahomes for your backup quarterback ryan fitzpatrick who didn't even start. I guess it's okay. It's your decision to make. But that's basically how we feel if it's illegal lineup. You can do whatever the heck you want. You've earned that right. I guess it's not cool. But it's okay commissioner. Should have the manager make an attempt at illegal lineup before making it legal himself or herself. We got a little bit of show left. You got your questions via e and apple podcasts. And if we have time we'll talk dynasty quarterbacks although a definitely wanted to get to that earlier in the show well well well. We gotta take a quick break. Let's take a quick break when we come back. We'll see we'll figure out we're talking about support for this. Podcast comes from progressive. What would you do with an extra eight hundred dollars. Buy a plane ticket. Pay down your student loan. Treat yourself to those shoes. You've been eyeing with progressive. You can find out drivers who switch and save save an average of seven hundred ninety six dollars on car insurance get your quote online at progressive dot com and see how much you could be saving national average annual car insurance savings by new customer survey to save with progressive in two thousand nineteen fantasy football at cbs dot com. Here we go from erin ten team three receiver pr league with a flex. So i have to sit one of these guys. Who am i. Sitting allen robinson terry maclaurin diontae johnson justin jefferson and michael thomas Robinson chlorine diontae johnson jefferson. Thomas thomas jefferson maclaurin. Yeah i was gonna say yeah. Okay maclaurin don't you think i might. I had johnson the lowest of the fivesome. From richard i was. I was up against the commissioner of my league that needed less than three points. From zack moss on monday night. He got the three points early. But then moss fumbled and was benched. He lost by two tenths of a point. I listened to the podcast all the time. And i'm in second place. Thanks for the great advice. I i just want to say that. There's at least a small chance We're getting a stat correction on that. Right zack moss. Never actually had the football right. Could go to alan. It was on the exchange. Usually that goes to the quarterback. It did go to josh allen as of last night. We don't know where this person is fantasy. That's true richard. You might have to recent this email all right next. Email shine dog from washington. Hey sandler chapelle moyer ledger and stiller random dudes. That's good. yeah. That's adam. Dave jamie heath and ben line whole achieving boyer. That's great twelve team. Pr start to running backs chimera. Aaron jones kenyan drake jk dobbins jones. Chimera yeah too wide receivers cup. Lock it evans not cup. Yup and affleck's drake might go cup over. Lock it in full. Pbr lock it. I'm flexing drake way. Okay well i can flex lock flock it. Yeah okay so all sorts of three receivers with camerin jones and he threw go. Lock it evans. Drake correct from chris and new jersey. Dear mike max dustin lucas and steve. I love steve. Steve's gooding's yes strangers pick to wide receivers and pr antonio brown dj shark charq sharked. She did shark. Tee higgins tyler boyd. Why would a pile churkin. Boyd iverson say pronin higgins. I feel like there's been a decent decent ryan. Finley tyler boyd connection. So if if boyd. If if it's is finley that might help you. Pick a running back and acres booker edmonds lindsay gore acres booker edmonds lindsay gore man. This is stranger things i. I'm going back to devante booker as long as josh jacobs is out over. All of these guys. Okay i i can't i'm going cam akers from jo. Pick a tight end ebron goddard or ertz gutter. I'm going on nervous about it. He's less reliable with hurts than with wentz. i think jalen hurts his upside. Yes very good james. Jalen earth asks hurts has a thirty percent target. Share too tight end so far this season. Marvin jones are on his art. Barf yes d andre. Swift joe mixing. Zack moss sony. Michelle adrian peterson. Well who's who's available. Who's playing not not sony. Michelle or zack. moss right. So if if mixing and swifter out. It's peterson if either one of those to play. You'll start either. One of them over peterson. And if both of them are there. I think it's gotta be swift over mixing the matchups. Okay apple podcasts. Questions from n y. Two k b two four. Dear tony tony tony. That's remember that song. I remember loot myles. Gaskin or corey davis. i think. Say davis really really would be helpful to know the format here. But i would lean davis in most formats. No loot tony tony. Tony good one doubtful. Go ahead and listen to it. I think you'll like it from bed. I don't i bet you do from beeville dc. Now that i'm out of the playoffs. Who should i be looking. And who should. I be looking for on waivers to keep as a keeper for next year. this is a good time to say that. I don't think if you're not in the playoffs. If you're not in a true dynasty league in a true dynasty league everybody can keep adding players forever if it's a keeper league I would suggest that no one added during the fantasy play offs can be kept and also no one eliminated from playoff should be adding players and do a double check to see if there are players who were on. I r earlier in this year. That are still available on the waiver. Wire courtland sutton for example odell beckham. I'm sure i'm sure that in a league like this. Those guys are glued to bench spots. Anyway i don't i don't have a good. I'm blocked into the regular season. I started thinking about. I would like no the contract situations for cole beasley and john brown. Because i believe gabriel davis could be very good next year But that's the only thing that comes to mind and that's really more of a dynasty thing than a. Keep her thing you know. I'm not sure. You're keeping gabriel davis with the last round. Pick or anything like that easily as two more years of his deal is easy culpable the you expensive. They could come if they wanted to. But i would be stunned if they did that. John brown also has two years left in his deal is a little more flexible. Okay they could potentially move on from a thirty year old. John brown all right. Well you know what guys. Why don't we. Why don't we spend five minutes on dynasty here. All right dynasty quarterback risers and fallers. You guys went with the rookies which is not really what i was hoping for. But that's fine. I've got others besides the roster giving you some guidelines there what do you find to. it's low is a riser for you in dynasty. Sure he he played. I actually thought he played good football in the second half last week. He's maybe starting to click a little bit not that i'm ready to start him in the fantasy playoffs but maybe by the end of this year we'll start seeing that guy that we saw at alabama and he could end up being superstar and fantasy and twenty twenty one. How about i just give you. Because just in her. Obviously the biggest riser. And i stole them as quickly as possible he is. He's a top tin dynasty quarterback. Now and he might even be a top five dynasty quarterback by the end of the season. Update josh allen is a writer. He is made enormous progress as a passer. I think aaron rodgers like do you think back to the beginning of the year. In what the perception of aaron rodgers was at his age and the way he played over the last three years. He's a riser. I think the likelihood that that's probably enough hilar. He yes he is. But i mean not like the other guys were talking about right. Yeah what about paul reiser. Oh great comedic actor. He was in stranger things. I know he wasn't quite as funny there. No as well. The followers are more interesting. Dave said lamar jackson is a dynasty. Faller heath said that in before the game last night. But i can still make the case for lamar go ahead. Well think about what we thought on this time last year. One of the two best quarterbacks if not the best quarterback and fantasy about how we thought of him before. The season started one of the two best quarterbacks and fantasy if not the best quarterback and fantasy and before the game against cowboys think about what we were thinking of him. Maybe not a top ten quarterback fantasy. Ooh for for all the good that he did in that game against house he's still missing throws and so i don't think in a dynasty. We're thinking about him as this daily to make peace. Who's definitely pass lamar jackson. Sean has definitely marta. I would rather have sean. And i feel that way. Depending on who they hire and who who their receivers are next year. Like i have josh allen has passed him and if i'm really thinking long term i'm going to put borough ahead of them. What about herbert. I don't know how you. I how you take borough over herbert barrages outstanding player. I hope hopefully this knee. Injury doesn't submarine his whole career. My still include some value for the playoffs this year. Because that's obviously the most important thing is the next three weeks. But i don't even have a great deal of confidence that joe burrow is going to be one hundred percent in september. I'm thinking longer than september though. Well yes but he's not yet shown us. I i don't i would say the reason i asked. That question is like i think two weeks ago would have definitely said cuyler. Murray definitely past mark jackson But he's not really been that much like he's not been a great passer he just divvy runs ten times a game. He's a top two quarterback. I think he's a lot. I think jackson move. We saw last night. He really does have some serious passing issues. He can overcome them. But but i don't think there's bad as lamar. Yeah yeah they. They both have agree with that. I would be josh. Allen has serious passing issues but he overcome overcome some of them and he may continue to develop like. I think that is shawn watson thing. The nice thing about him is that he's but he's a better passer than any of these guys. he's so good. I probably the second. Or i don't know just pure quarterback who the best pure quarterbacks mahomes wilson watson rogers right now breezes still playing that well look those four i would say. Yeah he watson is so good All right let. Let's talk about this. The last three seasons here are the quarterback. Unless i'm forgetting any mayfield josh. Allen lamar jackson. Josh rosen sam darnold daniel jones cuyler murray dwayne haskins just in herbert joe burrow into a. Don't you dare forget gardner minshew. Okay gardner minshew. The jaguars did who are your top. Four from the last three seasons. So it's like we're going at alan jackson. Cuyler herber borough. Those are probably two. I know who my top four. Or i'm not sure what the order is. Well let's figure it out. It's lamar cuyler. Alain and herbert are my top four. And i would probably replace herber with borough and make that my top four. But i'm also just very very bullish on borough okay. What about i think is interesting the rest of those guys. Who's the best or do we have any faith at all that any of the rest of those guys are going to be fantasy started. I have a lot in. I have faith in two. I mean. I don't have a decent amount of faith in two week. I certainly don't think you can count him out. At this point he's been fine no Do you have any faith in lock. Daniel joe locke baker mayfield baker and jones still have a chance you like them more than drew lock for sure. I think drew lock get replaced in march locks at so. We've we've seen ten games from drew lock. We haven't seen anywhere close to a full season. Well we've seen so much from baker mayfield and daniel jones Well mayfield hasn't been that bad. I mean he was bad last year but when he hasn't had freddie kitchens he's been pretty solid and jones was joins his rookie year. Yeah jones is the best rusher of the three by far. So there's that joe like they're going to get him a wide receiver next year. It's going to help the offensive line. Might actually end up being good. They could end up with one of the best lines right. They'll they'll add another piece to that unit to the last four games. This season are big for him. I would argue daniel jones pass catcher better than baker. Mayfield is right now. Maybe that's true but no you know what it's not really a strength for either of them. In my opinion i mean. They're both kind of hindered. I think by their pass catchers. We'll compared to other quarterbacks. Look justin herbert's receivers. You would take those guys in a heartbeat over what they've gotten cleveland. New york right but the the best guide drew lock has. This season has been tim. Patrick is sentinel. Make him better. Not forget at sutton. Judy fan they. I don't know it's just something. I would be bullish on lock. If i was convinced that he would be their quarterback next year. And we guys. I don't know why we would think the broncos might move away from drew lock for the giants wouldn't areas away because first of all the giants are not going to have a good enough draft pick and they seem to really like daniel jones. And i think there's david gentleman is not going to get fired unless they really just screw up the last four games of the year they could I think there's going to be a lot of changes in denver. I mean there's just broken right now. The giants i think like daniel jones a lot more than you do. I'm just gonna blanco's and giants have the same record but one of them's one four games in a row and is in first place and you can see progress. This is how the giants are looking at. I'm telling just based on all the fans and they are seeing progress. Dana jones hasn't turned the ball over in three straight starts like they like him. You don't like him they do. I think he's okay. But i think he has potential. I don't really. I don't know wlac. Does i think jones could really turn things around. But i don't love him. I'm not trying to be a homer here. But he still has potential. He makes them great great throws they like him a lot more than you do. I'm just telling you. I think everybody and i key was a top twelve dynasty quarterback for me coming into this year but i expected he would improve as a passer and he hasn't statistically he's been odd been bad. No so andrew locks played a little more than half a season so i don't know about him as much. Well you get on. Drew lock and leaving things wide open for guys like sam darnold daniel jones hosted by adam as to you. By butcher box beacon infertile. what are you saying. What's hosted by major giants talk. That's absolutely not. We can't talk about daniel. Jones did a dynasty quarterback shopping. This whole conversation in at the end of that damage goodbye. We're done now now. really angry clark. Ras walls was merry christmas. Happy hot kiss my ass. Goodbye a college. Basketball season has finally arrived better late than never better uncertain nonexistent now tonight. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Thanks to a global pandemic. but it's still gonna be a lot of fun and the best way to stay up to date with all the news while also be entertained to spin the season with me. Gary pairs m my colleague matt norlander. Cbs sports i on college basketball podcast. We'll be published episode every sunday. Winston friday grabbed the season. We'll preview game. We'll make predictions against the spread. 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Getting Kicked Out, Battle Of The Sexes, Boyer Vs The Team
"Led zeppelin. You're not probably gonna play queen later today. Hawaii good morning. Welcome to five j. bay. What's it like new drug nice. That new car smells lovely. He's been s. So after you get home you get a new truck like you guys did yesterday and after you get home and you're done drive and where'd you go at the coast to coast so when you're home and you're done driving. You're not going out anymore. How much time did he spend like in the garage or driveway sitting in the car Sound for two hours with a lot of buttons have to be right flaps to install install the mudflats flaps mean. He was out there like Drilling holes and with this new car and he had a drill out there. I don't know what it was for. The mud flaps look what sorta required getting up and going out. There spent my hours fawning over it. I was great. He was happy under happy like a little kid on christmas. That's a big deal very addict. Drive it over to chris boyer selenium tinker on it for awhile. What would you first project with that chris. Boy i mean to to have a brand new truck but doesn't need a new oil cooler or trans stat regulator nice to bear. Well that's why doesn't get new car. He loves tinkering with cars so he satisfies that need getting keeps that are on life support and he goes home and saves their lives every day. So what would you do. We'll even though it has the month lamps. It doesn't have the beautiful ladies on the mudflats. So those are going to work on the working parts of the car. What would you do if i could go to work on the engine. The transmission something like that. I'd take it over to enhance him. Get a new exhaust system on the very first thing you cry because you want a little bit of a nice throaty sound you want. Vp improve fuel economy engine efficiency. And i will probably put a nice navigation system minute for off road. Use something all talking. All the trade has the height of the mountains that we're going to climb the depth simplest three so those will be why i know restraint. What what what was read. What'd you give me the big. No what was that a little bit of a poser thing oh drive through restrained without stalling the engine less you get a snorkel on what you can afford up to thirty inches of water in that thing just from the fat on. You met waiting going waiting. That's okay you in the old ladies are dipping your toes. We're going swimming. You'll you'll still be wetting the cabs. Then keep the water. Like i said you're gonna wait. You have fun upset online not happening. Proposer whip antennas from one thousand nine hundred seventy three from calling into space lab on all your cars. It was spotted but okay sputnik and nineteen seventy-three. I don't know. I don't think you want a joust. Let's job katie. Okay let's go. let's go. I brought it to your time. I don't feel all. I had a bad encounter yesterday what happened. Manson things on your schedule. This was this was unplanned. I was not prepared to see rand. Paul in daisy. Dukes know anyone is walking. Prepare that sentence. Emily block google rand falling. Daisy dukes extreme dot com. What does he eighty-five yes he is. He elected anything right now. Or is he just hanging out. That's ron ron. Paul part ron paul rand paul. Are they related. Yes father and son ron paul. The eighty five year old mother in daisy dukes. That's not showing off office dukes. Waiting there they are off he was he was on some sort of interview. Where you know you only have to dress from the waist. Okay that's cool. I get it but knowing that that guy runs around in daisy off. Daisy do that at all eighty five year old men can do at. They can't they can't let sorry georgia. We spent enough time on that. Let's get to this crime border-crossing. We'll get to you georgia in a minute right now. We got a big problem. Ron paul waltzing around in daisy duke. Cut off he stole those from barbara bach. Dammit players over there saying wow like. He doesn't wear shorts that ride up like that on a regular basis. That's him in ten years. He's doing a right. They're supposed to be unhemmed with boxers. Dammit over there. And i'm not sure if that was a good dammit or a bad dam more just a complete disaster. That's a damn that's that's not good thing that's a don't pick that chair up on craigslist free. Ever of thing last guy on earth using craigslist to creepy laugh and commenting on fashion and telling people what look good doesn't look at stand up. Let me see what you've got those from boyer jeans today. Exact same outfit as yesterday. Are you in the exact same out for his. Yesterday it has the appearance of such. I believe yes you know why because it well that explains that would you wear the exact same outfit two days in a row. It will appears it's going on we'll lazy. No i just picked out my shirt which was identical to the one that i wore. Yes because it was the same one. That's fine stupid joke. You say cl- i've done it. Listen on weekends on weekends. When i feel like i can get away with it when their safeties if five worn something only for like half a day and i'd take it off and i laid across the chair in my closet. I'm like that's totally. Get more and again. Tomorrow is fine. That is not had enough living in it. I'm not cracking on you while this is a different shirt legally shirt but it is the same design and imperceptibly different to the tell you wearing the same clothes. Today's in her. There's nothing wrong with all the weekend. Yeah i'm gonna get a cutoff date last night didn't make it home. Are you still on your walk of shame. Nope a direct answer. It's got to be a lie. Figure you what are you analyzing over there. 'cause when he's making stuff up i don't know he's trying to skirt around the truth. I just feel like he's being very direct and trying to shut down the conversation. No no how you like last week. When i one boy versus the team and they gave copious notes on has nothing to do with trivia question. Not a story about your life. Was that an analogy was like last week. I know allergy not a reference in dollar. That didn't go well. Then it's angrily trying to deflect an ended up costing you a dollar. That's a bummer. Here can you please make boyer follow analogy jar. Rules during the backwash boyer was sold. Boy airy on tuesday. I think he holds all his analogies for the backwash since he's not punished there but we all are. Is that right. Yes and we try. And he's like i don't have to you. Is that right. Yeah we've tried to make them pay you you have you've you've cited an infraction of the analogy During the backwash and boyer you've refused. Yes that because the rules are different in that format on that show who declared that he did who declared that. It is a long been a policy that there i set the policy here on the show and i said no such policy. Well since you're not on the podcast. I am not absolutely not but and you said that there was a policy set right. Yes there's no policy. I sent it You say so you say right. Yes in charge of setting policy. It looks like he's taking over the podcast. Oh okay oh that's what. It sounds like to me the editing and the whole thing. If you're taking charge you're taking charge. Yes yeah i would agree with that all right very good well. Congratulations on your promotion. Chris four. It's always nice to be moving ahead at work. All right in his first move is to declare that none of the rules apply during the podcast so he saves up all his analogies for that. All right all right very good. What was he being. Boy about on the podcast. Oh my gosh comparing going on and on about that show louis. That's why i had to hear some of that. And then it was just nonstop. It was. I was trying to block it out. It was the whole thing member. He was really really fired up back day. Going into the podcast. Yeah and the entire gerrad ever minutes. There was a lot of drug. We're going to lie to him about what time we were recording different level that day. That whole podcast was into. Emily and i were starting to what we did. He wasn't taking breath. It was like he was on coke. Birds what happened that. Say you're all wound up. Came in shot out of a cannon. I dunno some days. You just feel good and energetic and maybe had a fresh outfit on that is possible. Well he is going to take you all on versus the team. Money's chris that he is the champion you know was not mp and employing twenty seven. He was the champion nineteen between between the two. So twenty minutes. He didn't win. Twenty twenty one twenty nine hundred gets was will. The chainsaw is gonna talk sports coming up next here on one. Zero one five kgb. We'll find out how things are in padre town and what we can expect from the masters tournament which is tied gets underway. It's nine fifteen in georgia. They must be golfing. They're already your money. Still unspeakably took. All of the dnc one five gb india diego's classic rock talking heads. The dsa one five kgb. Thanks for switching assan. Here's cookie randolf talking. sports now. Hit both went good. Anthony davis everybody in the sports world. A ball bounced off one of our gloves in the glove last night or yesterday fast ball swung on as you drive deep centerfield going back as matteo back at the wall. He leaves office. Bob and bounces off the top of the wall and gone. Yeah there was a two hundred homer for the giants. And that was the difference in the padres. Three to two loss to the giants. Yesterday as the padres finish their opening homestand going four and three in the gloves. The gas lamp east village district and the padres are now heading for the covert nine thousand nine hundred district as they visit the texas rangers in arlington starting tomorrow night where a full capacity crowds are allowed with thousands and thousands of them refusing to wear masks including the catcher in the home plate umpire. Which sounds even more dangerous to me. Make that up. The padres currently sit one game behind the first place. Dodgers who lost to the as four. Three yesterday oakland's first win of the season there now one in six and we don't want to ignore the other california team. We've what we've already mentioned the as and the dodgers and giants and padres. We're talking about the los angeles. Angels who play thirty miles south of los angeles in anaheim therefore into who gives a rat's nobody. I've ever met the los angeles county sheriff's office says tiger woods car crash was caused by excessive speed capping. Obvious he was traveling. Eighty four to eighty seven miles an hour on a dangerous downhill curve. That has speed limit of forty five. They say there was no evidence of impairment or distracted driving especially since they couldn't think of any possible reason why they should have administered a blood test. Sheriffs say tigers crash was treated like any other citizens tigers home recovering from his extensive leg injuries. And we'll watch friends compete in the masters golf tournament where round one is underway in augusta georgia which thanks to the new voting integrity act will only have three polling places in their next election and and two of them are strip clubs. Some swamp is your leader at two under through six. Meanwhile in all the enlist incident or the dope show as summer coney someone had placed the head of acid in my coffee. But you can imagine Euro a little taken back by some of the events that happened during the during the news said was mild astonishment by bush and insistence that i'm Both the both away and joe locke flashers. Only trans guy showed her little time to see that. The professional think I think i think we're professionals. I think we. I think we handled with channel twenty two weeknights at five six eleven skip bottle celsius nine games last night washington. Tony orlando pacers. Lap-dancing minnesota boston shouted ted in a brooklyn. Fish gulped the pelicans charlotte webbed oklahoma city memphis. Belle lanta houston. Debbie dallas denver omelette in san antonio and phoenix tabernacle. Utah lakers at miami. Tonight still no levy or a d. And the clippers host phoenix in other sports david. So shaquille o'neal is in zales jewelry. Stop shop this week and he saw this guy shopping for a diamond ring and he heard the young man saying. Can i put this on layaway. And pay for it over the next seventy five years and shaquille o'neal leaned into the fella and said too bad. You're not a rich bastard like me and you're poor and can't afford an ice running. I for he leaned in and said. Let me buy that for you. I like the first version. Then you're going to be disciplined creel. O.'neil leaned into the guy has said you know. Let me by that ring for you. Know layaway for isn't that cool off and shaquille just said you know i can do these things. I like to do these things on the regular says he loves doing random acts of kindness. So good anya shaquille o'neal and you certainly have done enough good things. Were you've earned one where you can lead in from now on say too bad. You're not rich like nine eleven. That's true story. He did do that. That's nice isn't it. Yes i love iraq. Just like chris boyer and this is your kgb fm sports network. Oh one five fm. San diego has got to be the crowd's favorite song. Tom petty. You can't not sing along with free. Fallen one five and kgb. Dave emily chainsaw here this morning. Sarah what made you ask people. Are they got kicked out. There is a dad who made the news. this week. He went to disney world. He's been fifteen thousand dollars to take his family to disneyworld for this trip. It is a lot of money and he refused to let them take his temperature. Before entering the park caused a scene got kicked out and got himself arrested. What is that. What is the refusal to let them take. Your temperature was it was a rectal. Wasn't i was in las vegas a couple of weeks ago. And they were taking temperatures when you walked in there. Was you know how vegas you got the strip. And then you've got downtown. They have this one casino often. I guess like the she she part of town called red rock. I think that's the name of it. And it's just a standalone one casino conglomerate theater restaurant kind of thing and so we went to this one and they take your temperature when you walk in and all you do is stand there. It's not a laser that they point at your or anything it's like they have this thermal imaging machine all you do is just stand there for one second you just face the security guard. That's it and he's looking at a computer screen. You can't even talbot that. There's anything being aimed at you. Take your temperature. there's nothing to it at all. No red dot on your forehead. Nothing and couldn't have been easier. And i'm wondering why would this guy put up such a fight on having his temperature taken no idea but it didn't offer any explanation not that he threw big hissy fit about everything. Not that i'm reading recalling right now. People are people have perfected their hissy fits have even if they did have. Just sit there for one second and get you know the laser at your head. It's one second and you do the you stand there so there's absolutely no reason for it. I read my temperature. Taken many places that i go to. You guys absolutely go to take my temperature. I go into someplace. They'd we got to take your temperature. I all right fine. No problem coat walks into places lifts up his hair so as foreheads. Ready and he just like. Oh this is how i get into places now. He's indoctrinated as normal. this is his world. Yeah exactly well. So he didn't wanna have his temperature taken and so they were going to hustle them on out of there. Yeah now i can see why you saved fifteen thousand dollars to get the whole thing cave in for this. That's the hill you choose to die on and so you asked our audience to tell us about the time they got kicked out of someplace and i feel a little bit badly about myself today because i've never been kicked out. I don't think so. I think so. I know prince hustled right on out. And i'll bet you took it. Well tell everyone this place better at all. I have not been thrown out of any place. So i feel once again. I've lived a little sissy. La la yeah. I maybe i have but i i can't remember being thrown out of anywhere have you. May i which time there were times. We've been kicked out of bars. Plenty you and me. No no no me and my girlfriend what happened today. One time it was is. I'd use the guys bathroom because the chick line was too long everywhere i go and bouncers are waiting for me when i came out out you go. Oh my god that happens everywhere. I go now. It's not even the illegal. why why. why make a fuss over that. That's just the way life brother. What a bunch of pantywaisty. i feel. you're not even at a happening place. If there isn't a girl pianist sink stall here. They're trying to take the stall did. How'd you get into a stall. Normally the crowded in there. There is one style in the men's room and then all the urnal's does anyone. If i have been that's did they mind. Oh and where are you going to. Anyway you're going anyway right if they said yeah we mind. Were very very humble and here man. Ooh god i read the one and only time a couple years ago. I was downtown and one of those unisex bathrooms. I'd never been more uncomfortable in my life on. I don't like it at. Are we talking about the same place. What was it with some hotel. I don't know the name of it. It's over by house blues. yeah. I don't remember yeah. It was very woke place and they had this unisex bathroom and there was huge. That i liked it was huge. Yeah you mean you had just like roseanne roseanne. Roseanne rose of fully enclosed stalls. All that stuff. I liked except that. There's women in there with you and i didn't like that at all and mike you been kicked out no matter boy. How about you. I was asked to stand out in the hall. Sophomore geometry because i was playing games with a buddy class dot a class that i can comply can compete with that kicked out of an established. I don't think so. No what it princess. What'd you do. I mean what have i done. Got kicked out of judge. Judy and blowing guys under the table of college in bars have been in bar fights bar fight nightmare. You were in a bar fight. You participated combat. punched me. no. I took my shoe and threw it at i remember. What did she donnelly blacked out. What did she do this with in rosarito. I was dating a mexican bartender for ten weeks. Every look into turtle donatello and i was behind the bar with him making drinks for everybody. Who invited you back there. Buddy just decided that would be cute. Well knowing me out of. that's adorable. Another girl who wanted some of my ninja turtle and donna tallow anti always called a manager turtle that something i and she was flirting with him. Yeah ns she was trying to get free drinks or whatnot. And so your brain with a michael kors high heel. He'll leave your hand did it. Did it become a projectile. Yeah the comparing. That doesn't come back. No kidding did you hitter. I did her donatello throw your right out of his own bar. Picks me up it was holding me back but at some point i had smashed bottle and another hand in henry. Doing cowboy western thing smashed a bottle of whiskey. And you were going to come up. I don't know how that happened. I blacked out. Because the next thing i went back and say what happened your hand. And they're like what. Get out four. Welcome bad time in my life. So what is the saying. I've been kicked out of worst places than this. I don't understand a shot against mine had been kicked out of places this before. All right back to those worst place. We shouldn't let you hear how the insult cuts and stinks so we have made an appeal to tell us about how you got kicked out. And most of the time. It's going to be a bar but we just asked. What did you get kicked out of. How come and. I also asked the bouncers to tell me about their best moment of having to kick people out so we have some stories for you here. In fact there was a story about a drunk driver in florida where everything's open you know. Yes including the side of this applebee's which is wide open because the drove into the bar came all the way in through. The bricks flipped over a pool table and pinned three applebee's waitresses against the bar. No one was hurt. No one was hurt. Everyone was okay but the woman forced her way out of the car. Because the doors were all jammed up and went to the bar in order to drink that is taken it to the streets. Yes it is and if that was tiger woods they would've customer of the year. I once witnessed a woman openly fondling herself. Kerr dress was hyped up. Her underwear was even pulled over to the side in the middle of a not very busy bar. It was obvious. She wanted people to see what she was doing. Wow and the weird part was after a bartender yelled at her and told her to stop or get out. A guy walked up to him and said. Don't talk to my wife like that. Oh and they say chivalry is dead. Couple says When i was bouncing a group of six gentlemen. I guess he was. A bartender. came up to my bar. They were drunk but pretty friendly and one guy ask for the most expensive tequila shot. We have anyone know what that is. clause claes zule. Nato one hundred and fifty dollars shot all right so i grabbed the bottle and i perform my presentation. When you're porn one hundred fifty dollars shots is going to be some razzle-dazzle. Do you know what happened. When he handed. Over the snifter of one hundred and fifty dollar tequila to this group of guys. Anyone they walked out with now. They dragged him guide. Grab the snifter and he said. Okay boys circle up without missing a beat. As if it were choreographed. Dave the six guys getting a circle they started flapping their arms like the chicken dance at a wedding. I was gonna guess that. So they got this. One shot one hundred and fifty dollar tequila. The guy takes the shot. Then he's the guy never twos my phone no known guy number two specific guy number three small and it goes around the circle of these guys doing the chicken dance until they get the guy number six swallows the now certainly warmed shot like a champ. Chan found out later. They were all on mushrooms. It was the coolest thing i've ever seen. I would have caught the shot if i had the power. I often think about those boys. I hope they're doing well. I like that you ever do that with all your friends. What i've never done all sixty share one one hundred and fifty dollars shot of tequila. Wait on vicki. Sue puts her name. They wait till tammy faye vicky hears about that one. I think there's one little atom of that story that got in your head can stick in the back and the next time you are on your way out to your next blackout drunk. Tammy vicki sue. I beverage south that circle curls bartender megamall. We want to hear your story about how or why you got thrown out and did you take it well or did you go out insulting dead cats here on the radio. Ds's streaming on your smart device kgb story on you getting kicked out of the lar- whatever you got killed so far. Sarah is winning this one here today. She was fondling herself. And the bartender said get out of here where that sarah's husband said that she could filers suffer. What's a matter of someone else. Not me something like that on regardless sarah's winning let's see what you got here scott you're on the. Dnc kicked out of a bar. She got from indiana day. Thank you scott. What happened to. How'd you get kicked out of a bar. Actually it wasn't a bar. I got kicked out at a killer. Talla lean carnival. Gee wiz what'd you do. Where devil horns or something or what they were having a cake walk and my then he. He's four four year olds at. he's independent. He wanted to stand in line by himself. So i'm up against the wall letting shannon lie on thing and pale manufacturer. Housing refugees gentlemen walks up and moved my son out of line and put his little mouth breather in line. And apparently when you strewn m effort at the loud at the top of your lungs and it's highly frowned upon it is. They're taught they're they're bad. Grab him up against the wall. Totally on ever touch my kid and we were both out. How come jesus didn't do that at the cross when they put jesus up there. Don't ever touch my son again could have changed history. What is a cakewalk. Anyway they just say play music other kids on a number and whatever number they pull the kid can go up and choose whatever cake they want tended knows a real thing always thought a cakewalk was something that was really easy to do. No there's actually. I didn't know that's another thing. I've never done. This guy did them both got kicked out of a cakewalk. Actually let my son stay in and he won. Because i think they look what number he was on and they called the rollout even drawing according to what my life But you would know because you had been escorted from the premises. I was out talking to the sheriff's deputies. Your boy. thank you indiana scott. I love your scott. Thanks buddy love that guy. Byrom you're on the kgb. What's going on. i love your show. I love yours now. Did you get kicked out or did you have the job butt kicking people out. I had the job of taking people out this particular patrick. A couple years ago. I was about to happen. Carlsbad carlsbad pub crawl up through and guy big dude like i. I'm sixty taller than me. Big guy and He fell asleep at the bar. I you know. I politely say. Hey you gotta stay away otherwise we got a kick out and he says well you know you know. Go screw yourself. I'm like you can't do that. Dude so i come back player philip. Sleep and wake him up again he says was down. I mean what are you going to do about it. So i was like well clocked him across the jaw. We did nothing nothing. Your hand just bounced off his john. Yeah definitely heard a heck. Yeah that's exactly right. Did you shake go alley. That's what i do well. I didn't have the opportunity. 'cause he picked me up and threw me on the ground and started. You know just rockin me so you know. I'm on defense. I'm trying to fight this guy and you know all of a sudden might might others out there and the var mike bursts really crowd am is also big. He's probably just why built like brick house you know and he comes up frigging grabbed the guy we find him together and then we have actually get rained out. And then you know. Mike by the shirt and called me out back goes what the hell was your idea. You know. say well take a fight. Wait for mike. That's a sad plant. Don't ever do that again. pretty five. what a job. I wouldn't care for that job mostly because that'd be terrible at it and we'd have wrangled drunks all night out pass. That sounds dreadful. Nice by i gotta dumber and the walk. In one time he did what had blow you in the walk in cooler. I'd i don't know what i asked for sports. Like you'd never got kicked out of a bar. And he said. I never went to bars. I was like oh surprise. You never spent time in the bars. Because i was saying. Gosh twenty eight my friends and i we did hours and hours and hours and boyer said to me. Well that's probably where you lived in the mid west it's cold or it's hot here in california. We co two bars. I'd go to barbecues and so much easier. Bless your heart and cheaper to boy in a bar one time in dallas and he's standing on a chair humping. The area almost got kicked out of that. Did you forget about that. I did. I remember you. Being in a bar in mission valley wearing nothing but a little pink cowboy hat and writing a bucking bronco way arena route. So i know you've been to a bar and we are hawked in the gas lamp. One yeah stroll down and we hit a had a drink and everyone bars here in california. And i've never been kicked out of that. And i understand that but then you said. I don't think people go to bars as much as where you grew up speaking only for myself. I know that you were lying in the same outfit. You were lying in yesterday. All right let me go onto the next corey. Try that on the work to try to do. I don't want to. But i seem pretty seriously magician. Headquarters bright absolutely. I was kicked out of the cardinals game about two weeks. After they built the new stadium. I was in the smoking area. And i had a bad habit of spitting at that point spitting over the railing not even close to these group cubs fan but they thought i was sitting out them so i got dragged down the stairs. I had lots and out liquid courage to walk back in so back through the same sections thirty. They kept me there that time. That's when i figured out there to jail in the stadium. They cut my to cardinals. Aligarh worst fire fireworks. What is this. Russia right was learn. Put your fireworks on spending the few of. Why can't you spend the stands. It seems unfair harmless crybaby cubs fans hey cubs fans doing. What's the matter. Whatever the worst. Brian you're on the kgb. What happened talking to you buddy. Divvy brothers concert years and years ago and was trying to get backstage passes. And i forgot i had a pint of alcohol in the back seat of my back my pocket and all of a sudden when the bouncers looking at me and i looked at a paint of alcohol in the back of my pocket and they picked me up and drag me out of place and they turn back around bought another ticket and got back in the concert and then the bouncer came up to me again tonight. Just throw you out of here. And i go yeah. They escorted me back out of place. The bought another ticket and sat back my ticks for the third time. So i guess it wasn't a sellout because you're able to buy three tickets in one night. Yeah right back in the days when you buy tickets for seven dollars up. Eighteen twelve was able lincoln and that doobie brothers concert. thanks brian. Very clever brian. I'll show you. I'll go keep buy tickets on all right. Here's daphne which get kicked. Out for. Daphne we were at a punk rock show. It was a circle jerk show pretty punk rock and husband got kicked out within ten minutes for bouncing and dancing skin marching into the wrong bouncier just basically making a nuisance out of himself. Yes then ten minutes yeah. I would've tears outside outside the whole show. And i was just rocket dancing role in the whole time i was like oh well i'll find them later. Who whatever not my problem right now. I had a fantastic. I'll find them later. And then two hours later i go outside waiting for neon. The curb fuming. Why didn't you come look for me. I knew where you were. You were outside where there is no fun. I was inside where all the fun is cheered so loud as your husband got kicked out. Kick him out. Kick him out kicking straighten. Hey i love your show. I love your take. We're on the cagey me. Fast of the hell out of come out. Come on families baked off. Sara sara stay in a barbara five minutes me. I'm sitting over there in the corner with my ascot's sipping tea pinky. I haven't lived life. Dylan you got kicked out. What happened buddy. My daughter's soccer game in game pretty intense. How old were these girls about eleven. Yeah that's it. that's why. I are gonna fall a lot of. Yeah go ahead this guy. You're remember the wedding singer. They get a turco. The guys hairs reminded me of that. He made four a call and they said nice call flock of seagulls game. Just look at me with a whistle and just get off. He kicked you out of the game. They he called him the of seeing how. How did you not know that that was a compliment tonight. Said he might have looked at night. And let's thank you for good band. I like flock of seagulls liked it. He's lived a full citing. Apparently the ref was a little sensitive about his cloth curtain. Nice call flock of seagulls. I guess the guy knew what he was talking about. Perhaps he'd heard comments about his hairdo. Didn't that guy. The guy had like he had like a pompadour that came blow up over the front of his head. Yeah like his hair was like a question. Mark something like that. And i remember he like some musicians really put on the musician face to really jam and so hard that the emotions are out of their face. And i remember. He was the keyboardist he would play with one finger his first day plan and he would just this big finger would come flying in from outer space and then it would just get one note and he hit it like beethoven. Never hit a note in his life. He could do that with that. Here are now. We're going to keep on your stories. You got kicked out chainsaw. I going to do sports next year. What are we talking about glove. The glove the masters is underway and the shocking. 'cause of tigers crash. Do you think the flock of seagulls guys still wears that hair man. Didn't we have a story a million years ago. It was a comedian. There's a lady comedian. Who'd been on our show a few times and she was. She had been a concert promoter and she had flock of seagulls. I'm sure it was her band. And the flock of seagulls said we'll make an offer at the end of the concert. They said we'll all have sex with you and then we don't have to pay your fee out. Remember this a little bit. It sounds kinda familiar to flock of seagulls offered to in lieu of pay. They would all the whole band would have sex with her and she didn't take him up on that guy and i had sex with all of the seagulls just one with the hair all of them. I challenged her and told her she regretted. She denied it. Got kicked out of the dueling piano bar the gas lamp after attempting to join in the show. 'cause they don't want your help. Donald says i got kicked out of a strip club for taking a picture of the groom getting laughed dance on the stage. Well yeah you don't do that. Don't we all know that. Go out there. Like sonny. Corleone you snap the cameron half over your knee. Rip the film. Throw it on the ground. You toss a couple of hundred bucks on the ground walkaway spin on a sunny. Who did that yes. The wedding loved it. You don't handle the money at throw it on down we'll just look at dick two. Gb got a couple more stories about people got kicked out of ours or they did the kicking out of bars in dave. My name's phillip. I used to be a bouncer. Alcohol usually worked on the weekends when friday. I'm working this chicken. Her friends come in to check out. Superdrug super fast and started drinking other people's strengths and falling all over. Everybody on the dance floor. Good times. I got her to her friends and i told them. Watch her evergreen some water or she's got to leave ten minutes later. She's back on the dancefloor falling all over the place. So i started escorting her out. She looks up to me. Stands on our tippy toes and slaps me in the face. I'm only about five nine. But i'm two hundred and thirty pounds and she was about four levin off on my shoulder. She went in out on the sidewalk. She landed dave years ago. When i was single without a new truck payment. I would go to the same club almost every saturday night. And you all the bartenders all the waitresses the owner. Everything i afforded could afford to tip really well. Sometimes even over one night with my hammered friends are wrestling broke out and we tore a table from the wall that was attached to and we got kicked out waited a few months and i snuck back in and then the owner saw me at the bar and i thought oh now. He bought me a beer and he said hello. I was surprised. And i said are kicked out. He said not permanently just that night. That's the hall of famer peak checking in a deer dave. I'm moonlighted many years ago. While in the navy because military paying cut. I was a bouncer. A dreamgirls pure platinum many stories of tossing idiots out the door but my favorite from my tour of duty in corpus christi bouncing the backwoods bar. If the name of that a clue. You may be surprised that i was the only person in this live. Music country bar with the full setif on my very first night. I saw situation escalating guy went to sucker punch another guy. I grabbed him and tossed them out. The door turns out the guy. Toss out the door was the owner's nephew end of the night. I approach the owner. I said i. I guess i'm done here. I guess you'll be firing me now. And he said nope about time. Someone kicked his ass out and he gave me a raise. A hall of famer commander. Butch checking it. Linda says dear. Dave dwight yoakam concert at va. Haas go ahead. what's so cool. I love oh classic ninety century and all that the crowd concert va hospital. I stood up too much blocking the view of the big wigs that were sitting at the dream catcher bar. I paid for my ticket that means paid for my ticket. That means i own this place even work there at the time but they all knew me. Tex might have been too much tequila involved. I would cheer. I would stand up a tier. I would put on a skirt and have pompoms and cheer for. Girls have stand up too much of the concerts on block. Our view kick around arrest. Gov jeff says. I entered the employee cafeteria without a badge. Security desk was right outside. I had given up my badge for the day. When i realized i had a glass of booze with me. Head of security made a scene in front of everybody pretty embarrassing. Mike says religion class in high school. I farted and blamed it on the girl in front of me. She started crying next thing. I knew i was kicked out. Gary you got kicked out of a concert. I get unfortunately what happened buddy. I was a little liquor. Me and my wife were at the willie nelson concert. The one place. You probably couldn't get kicked out almost anything. How do you get kicked out of a will. It can't be too rowdy for a willie nelson concert you know. I wasn't really being super rowdy. But i was at humphries where it's pretty small and i was trying to high five bill walton and do stupid stuff. I was really Looking for the bathroom to build that he returned. he's awesome. He's labor take a picture. Five seems just as casual and chill as they go about. It didn't but later. In the night i started getting a little too bad started wandering aimlessly looking for the restroom and you know i. I thought i could get a little assistance. I asked the balancer where the restroom was. And he said we'll right this way sir and the kindly escorted me towards the bathroom and Well when i look back. I heard the click of a gaetan very was on the other side of it was in the parking lot. Crafty clark thanks garrett. Thank god love your show. I love yours what are you. What are you shaking your head in before. Tell him to move it along. Next time you screened it wait for. That's got somewhere to be where you gotta go go onto sports them but i this hour what you told me to do this. Keep going doing keep going. Don't slow at the problem. I done this hour of the is brought to you. By petra stone san diego's choice for builders interior designers one of a kind natural stone slabs marble granite quartzite hang on. I'm going to go through every stone known to mankind here. It's on the copy metal hoops. We hand select each piece. From quarries in brazil offering affordable elegance of superior service at patras stone there on nancy ridge road and petra stone l l c dot com towards the kgb goal sports world. The ball bounced off one of our gloves in the glove yesterday. Small swung on driving deep centerfield. Going back as matteo back at the wall leaps and bounds off the top of the wall and gone all. That was the difference in the padres. Three to two loss to the giants. Petco yesterday. is the padres. Finish their opening homestand going three and four and the gas lamp east village district known internationally as the glove padres now heading for covid nineteen central as they visit the texas rangers in arlington. Starting tomorrow night where full capacity crowds are now being allowed with thousands and thousands of fans refusing to wear masks despite official recommendation because covert but because people in texas are just really really ugly that you want to hang around. You'll be like had no idea. Humphrey bogart was from texas padres. Currently one game behind the first place dodgers who lost to the as four. Three yesterday oakland's first win of the season there. One in six houston. Texans quarterback deshaun watson is being accused by twenty two different women of sexual abuse. But this being america we must embrace the presumption of innocence although since it is twenty two women. You might be thinking well where there's smoke. There's a freaking bonfire. Even so both nike and dr dre beats headphones have pulled their endorsements from mr watson and before you start running to wikipedia looking for some sort of hypocrisy between those two sponsors. Allow me to report there. Only seven paragraphs detailing violence against women for one of those sponsors plus one conviction for assaulting a cop so just calm down before you jump to any conclusions you think. He's talking about nike now. The masters golf tournament is underway. Augusta georgia today. Where tiger woods is not playing out of protest against the restrictive. New georgia voting law either batteries recovering from that nasty crash last month which los angeles county sheriff's have concluded was caused by excessive speed. Yeah he was traveling. Eighty four to eighty seven miles an hour on a dangerous downhill curve. That has a speed limit of forty five. The suv's blackbox indicates the accelerator was pressed to ninety nine percent of its limit. Be on the floor. That kept it from one. Hundred sheriffs say tiger must have hit the accelerator instead of the brake accidentally after all that happens all the time no wonder they didn't administer a blood test. You ask for the golf tournament itself. Let's go live now to gusta for this exclusive update on masters television coverage the tradition of the masters on. Cbs for more than sixty years. Although this early coverage is on golf channel owned by nbc universal lot. Cbs formerly known as the golf channel. What it was acquired by nbc sports. They changed it to just golf channel. All seem silly to me in what must be a nightmare for our legal team. It'd be sure of one thing. The exciting final rounds of the masters will be this. Weekend's soup on cbs Coverage you only get he. Meanwhile in shut all that driving tonight ever drive on one of these things on the side of the highway. Tell you how fast you're going to pay attention to them. No me neither. I don't pay attention to them. And i'll tell you when i stop paying attention to them one day. I found it very similar gadget in my dashboard. Don't need a second opinion. But i'm going to go with my on-board speed telling machine for now but thanks for the heads up department of highway safety. Thank you thanks. Some people some people slow down at those things they slam on the brakes slowdown. You don't have to slow down. It's just a sign just assign it can't chase you. Don't slow down. You look at me. Do you think iceland. I don't slow down ice speed up and try to set the high score nine games last night. Total teams eighteen which matches the league. Average the lakers at miami tonight. Still no levy or a the clippers host phoenix in other sports. Tv time chainsaw k. u. s. tv to be specific. Paul takes on all fun battle of the sexes. All alone lauren and madison and our emily gun in for ball. Paul rhody here this morning. We'll do that next. Join us on tv k. u. s. And this is your talk. Kgb fm sports network. What of the dsp find kgb for my heart. Radio down isn't a one to one on battle of the sexes paul's all by himself mark. Mathis left him. Hi dr ward. Three of lawrence madison all four. Paul rooting the up to the challenge traffic. Let's find alice join our friends. Good morning san diego on k. u. s. i. Tv well horn. I'm ready here ready. All right it's time now for dave mortgage with a one five gb beginning blah blah blah blah blah. That's our audiences new buzz-phrase paul. That's right hi paul. You're all on your own here today. Mark mathis is left you alone on thursday. We're going to have to talk to him about this. During the next contracts there is no leaning paul rudy high and dry. I'm battle of the sexes. Day here today so you have an uphill battle. Are you ready my friend day. These numbers of a ratio familiar with through not worries tongue off. All right here we go battle the sexist. It's a pretty simple game. I've got three questions for the ladies that most men know the answer to is pretty easy for guys. And i have three questions for paul most ladies know the answer to is pretty easy for them. We'll find out how plays out we're tied at one to one here so let the battle of the sexes begin. Lauren madison emily. Here's your first question. No actually i'm starting. I'm starting with paul. W prime starting with you paul. Here we go first question. All this reality star has become a billionaire. Thanks in part to her line of shape wear called skim one of the kardashians by twine. While one of it's cardiac i'll go with the first one. The young one khloe clothing. No ohio can't no. It's kim kardashian and fat much on the fact that i you in both. Are you impressed enough to give employs lorne. That's the question. no. I didn't think so. Good i like that killer instinct. Okay give you that one paul here. We go ladies chance to take the lead here question number one. This product had tv commercial featuring michael jordan and the slogan was. Be like mighty like mike. You like mike. My day like mike. The shoes right. Ooh betari gatorade the shoes winery jordans sure talking about jordan jordan jordan is some there. Were saying gatorade and that was the right answer. Madison madison. yes it won't take them back after. I heard shots don. Let them talk you down. They have no idea what they're talking about all right. I do zero here we go. Here's your question paul. Paul paul paul parts. Wrong wide open. When it was announced that simon the duke of hastings was leaving this show. Did you hear the gasping. Did you hear their do of hastings. Mind this show. What is it birgersson. Look at you look at you. Good job you watch that chart watch it but it's on a lot watched it your other. Half is a watch dog she does. I recommend it right right. Well known paul paul. Paul paul is taking a late here. We go ladies. You got to do some catch up here. Meanwhile no one cried when this doofus named after discharge was taken off monday night football oh boettger may acquire land. That is what it is nice. Lay down ladies it up border mcfarland. He's named after discharge when you say man or something. I like this. okay paul. here's your questions. Ready by paul. Winning lady receives a product from the tacori company. What is she most likely getting. All man what is it. Most loan lady gets something from takoradi. What does she most likely perfume. Perfume is not even close ball. Mom kris boyer so disappointed rings jewelry. Yes it's diamond ring. Yes very fancy diamond. Ring can't give you that one. 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Two thousand nine hundred last year and all makes so much sense in my brain. Twenty twenty was last year and now it's twenty twenty one but it's only january. I get it. I don't like being told how long ago nineteen seventy was like knowing some people do the math and say nineteen ninety is now closer to us than twenty fifty belly to stop included a lot of tweets and social media postings at shell how old people are feeling including this one from this tiny little person who said you know twitter needs an update where you can play music on your page so when somebody comes on your page they'd be hearing your favourite song meaning we have now reached a generation that even knew what my space remember. That instantly came back taking back to that. Did you have a song on your my space. Page all the time rotation favorite song of the week. May i know one was oh. I'm sure at some point. I had super clever quote from pretty woman and then be go. West king of wishful thinking from the soundtrack. Coordinate a quote by profile picture with my song. Because i'm not much of a door. What your dork. i disagree. Jay says the code for the bathroom at starbucks is nine. Oh two one. Oh which. The barista passed on matter of factly as nine zero two one zero which caused me to crumble into infinity. Dust dutch says. I was watching cable with my oldest son and a commercial came on and he said can you just skip it and i said you can't skip tv ads. And then i told you have to pay to watch them as well made no sense to him at all. Julie says i heard a girl asked her mom to spell bananas and i'm sad to announce that we're now living a post gwen stefani world at this great be an ama s but i mean you don't. There are people who are alive who are not taught. Spelling by g- wants to fund Very upsetting jordan shells picture of says. I asked my six year old. If he knew what this was he goes a tape player. How do you turn it on. It was a cassette. The right idea but cassettes are making a comeback. Record stood with millennials. Cool they find them. Quaint and kitschy and shortage of ferrous material to make the magnetic tape. Can't area state the kids. I nanny asked why. I wanted to see incredible to and i said because the first one came out when i was a kid and they asked me if it was in color. They are black and white is impressive. Donald's called order three six nine out. Damn she's fine and no one laughed. No one danced. And i hate where we're at in america right now. I would have applauded puzzle. Thirty six nine. Am to find any of the other words. So i'm going to resist to see the dansk. Come on show me. It has to be spontaneous by try then. It just doesn't work. you're just like boyer. that's what you wanna be like. You don't wanna try again. I like the bounce. You got you got a good bouncing your little fists. Come up and lacey says damn dave smash mouth was right. The year stop comet year. Start coming to. They don't stop. Sarah says one of my students actually wrote a sentence that begins in the late nineteen hundreds. I had to reread it three times to realize what the hell was going on. My feelings are hurt now. Ashland said the dj at spring break in florida said where my two thousand babies at and the crowd went wild. And that's when. I knew it was time for me to go. Sam says i am absolutely devastated to learn this album and is from the now. That's what i feel that. The album ranch is. I am devastated. Learned that this dad rock album has ever levin and some forty one never would have thought averell making dad rock album making it on the rock album. Stephanie said by just came on and my fourteen year old says what's that from high school musical. We've reached the generation that doesn't know who incidents High school musical. Darryl says. I told a group of teenagers that when i was there we had to pay ten cents per text message and they think i'm a liar. Deanna says my kid is so excited about a book that was delivered to our driveway yesterday. Mom he says is everyone's name in there. Yes my eleven year. Old has never seen or heard of a phone book and ali says i've had it. I just ran into some kids who referred to the killers as classic rock out. Please come on. Kgb when he says dave. I'll tell you what pisses me on the fact that ninety day is now some kooky home spirit homecoming spirit theme week. That makes me feel all practice today. A kid asked me what my favorite video game was. When i was a kid. And i said tony hawk and he was completely clueless. Tony hawk go-ahead. Treasure generation should know his excellent dave. I'm officially old. Sister asked me what lime wire was on documentary. A documentary day. Jason says my daughter does asked me why we say. Hang up the phone and i now feel ninety. How do you answer that sir. Reagan talked on the up. And tell me about. Why do we say hang up. These people know nineteen seventy only thirty years ago. Come on raw time ago. Sports with a chainsaw coming up next on the kgb including the difficulties continue for the astros. Baker has to listen to people. Booing his team. You know the astros the cheaters. What's matter all four does well. You know this. Is you know what his responses you started. You started it while. You're ma'am coming up with a chainsaw. Doing sports next year. On the kgb mornings off your smart devices for one to one kgb dot com a a town allocate jv. Good morning good morning and thank you david and how gone on sportsworld. Baseball bounced off one of our gloves in the glove yesterday. Small swung on as driving a deep centerfield. Going back as matteo back at the wall. He leaps off his web and bounces off the top of the wall and gone homerun. That was the difference in the padres three to two loss to the giants at petco park. Yesterday as the padres conclude their opening homestand going four three in the gas lamp east village. A district are the padres are now heading for covid. Nineteen th central. Starting tomorrow night as they visit the texas rangers in arlington where full capacity crowds are now being allowed with thousands of fans refusing to wear masks. Despite official recommendation. Some fans have even turned away from the ballpark when they refused to have their temperatures taken before going in which is completely harmless and takes literally one second but before you start passing judgment on those people. My war veteran buddies are saying that that is simply too much of a sacrifice it to green masters golf tournament is underway on augusta georgia. This morning without tiger woods. Who is recovering from that nasty car crash last month which los angeles county sheriff's have concluded was caused by excessive speed. You capping obvious. Was traveling anywhere from eighty four to eighty seven miles an hour on dangerous downhill curve. That has speed limit of forty five. Here's los angeles county. Sheriff alex villanueva white vote. I know there's some things somehow. He received a special or preferential treatment. In well no kidding inspired by aaron rodgers doing so well hosting jeopardy dijon watson wants to do a tv show. now it's an improvisational show. Whose line is it anyway. Yeah i super bowl champion quarterback. Tom brady regrets tossing the lombardi trophy from one to another during tampa super bowl celebration. Remember that you're going through my mind at that point. I mean that was alcohol smart for a couple reasons. Wine is if we drop it. That's a little bit of a problem. But the worst thing that could happen is the edges on that trophy are so sharp and had those things clip vote it would have been an ugly parade. No kidding after super bowl. One when bart starr through machetes at paul horning wild in lachapelle. I don't want any more trouble like he had last year on the south side understand. That's my policy. Yes we're when i see five. Were those dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of a park and one hundred people. I shoot the best. That's my policy. Shakespeare in the park production of julius caesar you morons on associated nine games last night told the number of steps taken after picking up the dribble. Forty four thousand. Doesn't make sense lakers at miami tonight. Still no liberia. D the clippers host phoenix in other sports stable. Dusty baker is mad at fans who are mad at him for cheating. Because they're a bunch of cheater asses to in other words. You started it. what out. Yeah he said you can tell the amount of hostility and the amount of hatred in the stands. How many in the stands dove never done anything wrong in their life. We paid the price. For how many people cheated on a test or something at some point in time and got away with it. I mean it's easy if you live in glass houses but i wanna get. Anybody lives in glass houses. I think that sometimes we need to look at ourselves before you spew hate on somebody else. It's a sad situation for america to me when you hear things i mean. What are the children's supposed to think in the stands and some of these children that are following their parents. It's sad to me. People make mistakes. We paid for rs. What about you. I wish you'd leave it. You started at thanks a lot emily. You're making dusty. Baker cry dusty baker's take on fans that are fooling the cheater astros started a new cheated. I didn't even pay for it. Paid for it. They had to give up their world series and their rings and their championship. Oh nothing about their money. Oh no oh nothing. Mary and know exactly how you pay for a couple of guys got fired. Who cares not us. Hired cares not us. Did you get to keep your championship So baseball doesn't care either. All right so who does he does. He made a lot of little. Good points in there. But in the big one that matters right now because they told me five and sixteen seconds. Sean what a one. Five kgb. Fem sports network google. Play one on five kgb from avenue dnc morning. We talked about today here. Getting kicked out of bars or any place really feeling old. Old people were reminiscent about getting kicked out of places when they were young here. One way to tell if you're old is when you fall down people point and laugh your young if they rush over to make sure you're okay. You're old that is chris. Listens to us in sorrento valley. Here dave. I learned this weekend from a bartender that all bartenders or anyone checking. I d for persons of legal drinking age. Now all they check for is the year you were born with it starts with a one. That's all they gotta look for. Now i could feel the grey hairs growing out of my ears. Love your show dave. You're very affectionate lover. It's not affectionate. Fact if i appreciate affectionate still catching on so day. My friends and i were underage drunk. Decided it'd be a great idea to steal to keg carts from the top level of jack murphy stadium and have a bob sled race down the circular ramps to the bottom. Which by the way. Ooh bummed that. I was not able to get one of those circular ramps. Yeah before they tore down calm space for it. Yeah make space for. It will be a cool driveway at my house. Just parked on the roof roof corkscrew corkscrew. My way down. We had those at the john hancock building in chicago and we used to do racist down those circular that they were much qualcomm. It seems to me that those were only like three or four levels but the hancock tower in chicago. They were many levels. And you would get so dizzy. Speed racing down those things they have those coming out of the parking garage and tower and there were a lot of paint scrape marks on the side of those laws like we did back in the eighties but anyway they were bobsledding down the circular ramps to the bottom. We made it down but staff pro was waiting and grabbed us with s. Dpd the security office photocopied are licenses. Took our pictures and we were never allowed back. I think that's jerry chicken. I think that's big if you are life banned from a stadium. Yeah i just saw. What is it called. Silver linings playbook the other day i saw how deniro's character was banned from eagles. Stadium twenty got to do to get lifetime band. Eagles stadium jerry lifetime ban. I wonder if he even allowed now on the dirt. Field for that stadium. Used to be allowed in the new one when they build their lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. Well well well well well well well. How are you feeling smart. Enough to take on cross-border today emily look all right ellie declare. She is faking hard to it. Is chris boyer versus the team emily. What's the genesis of. Chris boyer versus the team. Big mouth in the corner so big. Want my dear friend. Chris boy who i love more than anyone. Yeah these superior and smarter than everyone likes to wherever our noses in it can after week so we have a little contest. Yeah he thinks put together. We're all dumber. And has he ever proved that. I'm sorry the headphones or too the data that properly have you ever proven otherwise. Listen to the monkey over there banging on all his markers bang bang. Kevin horrible neighbors gone all right well as chris boyer versus the team. You're ready to go. Chris warrior feels that he is smarter than everybody put together gang up via team. No problem so. I'll ask you a question here. From the many categories we have and You get to go. I work together as a team. Three brains are better than one. Right boyer disagrees. Why you disagree because there is a collective stupid advocation that happens when people weren't together and swamp the lifeboat of dove jason. Welcome to the collective stupid advocation. What are you doing. Beckham collectively stupefying. Okay jason good morning. What is jason playing for. Jesus playing fair takes hotdog about that. Remember seaworld that big place with all the fish over there by the bay. It's open world is coming back to normal. We want you to come out to sea world. Where the seven seas food festival is happening friday saturday sunday. Now through may second bring it back. International flavors beverage tastings live performances. You're going to see all the outdoor animal exhibits with the dolphins. The sea lions. The bad race will goes and the oscars catch tickets and reservations now a c. World dot com jason. I'm trying to get you to bypass having to buy your tickets. I'd get you some for free if you can play this right okay. Okay you know how it works i do. Who do you generally root for the team. Chris boyer well i root. I usually root for boyer. But i'm almost always compelled to pick boatman even if a team or nobody. Okay well that leaves a wide open. You standby you'll have a decision to make here in a second. Okay all right in fact let me tell you. What the categories are jason. Maybe you'll be interested in choosing the category for today. We have music candy. Capitalism yummy vanilla. The zoo and numbers numbers. Win emily's greener with amount to over there. Well yummy vanilla it is. Here's how it works. I got a question for you. In the category vanilla. The team gets to have the question first. They worked together as a team. Eventually will have to set a timer nudge them along team. Captain sarah will either fall down and cry uncle or barf up. Some kind of answer than chris boyer gets the same question. He must give me a different answer. That's the challenge. Chris boyer must suffer for being smarter than all of you. Morons put together yummy vanilla team. There are two ways to get that delicious vanilla taste. One is from real vanilla extract. The other is from a natural flavoring called kastoria kastoria. Where's that come from at the beetle bug. sure. I sound like absurd nation jeffries. Pine oak tree skies like vanilla young. Jeffrey pine jeffrey pine and talking at him. I ask because. I thought it might be but you have a good. I think that's a good answer. The natural already on the tree smells like jeffrey. Pine pine or vanilla. I'm sorry sorry about that. You're right you're right. Is the jeffrey pine. Smells like vanilla. And perhaps they extracted from that way but the question was where else can i get it. Could you repeat the question certainly helps yes. Yes in two ways to get that delicious vanilla taste. One is real vanilla extract. The other is from a natural flavoring. Called kastoria come from jeffrey pyne. Share and jeffrey pine final answer about chris boyer foiled once again. Chris boyer they've gotten the answer. You have to make one up now and try and sound convincing with your fake answer. Is that what's happening. I have no other choice. Stuart david did they get it right. Of course oh what is our score on boyer versus the team neither out in front right now with nine wins boyer very far behind with two and the team with one all right. Yes chris for you were going to say. I found interesting. Sara was saying something she said. Perhaps i'm talking out my ass. If she had been talking out of a beavers ass she might have actually had something go ahead. Cash story is produced by a beaver in a scent gland final. Answer what are you. What are you going to be like that. What's a matter. It's so random it could be true. And if it's true that's horrifying up so that shows a lot of confidence which is wheelhouse jason. Hi well what do you think. I i said. There's two ways to get that yummy g love a good vanilla ice cream cone okay. There are two ways to get that delicious flavor. One is real vanilla extract. The other one is from a natural flavoring called kastoria which tastes like vanilla extract. But where does kastoria m- come from the team said jeffries pine tree that right. Yeah a jeffrey pyne singular or just one. There's only one and chris boyer said. Would you say it comes from a scent gland on a beavers body either. But why are you talking about sarah's ass do believe that the gland which produces kastoria very close to a beavers sightsee all right so the team says it comes from a tree boyer said it comes out of a beavers ass what choice. Yeah i actually have a little insight into this and and you have one person that is correct there. And i'm gonna go with chris boyer what does he insight that you have. Do you have an insight beavers. Ask actually i. i've been site. i'd say natural vanilla. Flavoring natural is different. Than i knew somebody. That was deacon and natural vanilla had to diva. Nila could be get story because it comes from. Bieber makes it non vegan because they chew on jeffrey. What was that. What was it my dear sweet little man team. It's just not your game by your say. I'm saying you're not good at this game. Yummy vanilla either comes from real vanilla extract or a beavers true. And when sarah started saying i'm just talking out of my ass i was like. Oh chris hoyer wins again and i guess it's true. I guess he's smarter than all put together little something. We prove every thursday here and jason is going are easy. Those jay said is going. To seaworld emily heredity. Do some halfway crackpot news next. What's gonna be our top story today. Patout sorry we're going to talk about but we have fun stuff coming up like a beauty queen. Catfight and lizards gone wild. I can't wait happy. Crackpot news coming. Dc device or radio won't win a a chosen for our top stories and happy crackpot news for this thursday yesterday with our first full day in the orange tier and there were three hundred and twenty new cases. It's hovering around where we were. I think it's a slight uptick but no way no upticks. Not by much are fourteen day. Rolling average is still at two point two percent. So we're hovering down low store. Yesterday that so many people were like wait. Wait is a true. Is that june fifteenth. The governor's declared here in california. The war is over. Yeah that's it. june fifteenth. Everything's back to normal or is it why. What know they can change. Their minds is their go sees and things like that you're still getting recalled but and you do have to declare no go back sees. They told us what two weeks in the beginning a year ago. Herve what yeah. That was their original deal. Tell me two weeks. Just stay put the thing on two weeks just to flatten the curve. And then things will get back to normal that it was something like that and so. That's why i'm like okay june fifteenth. But who's holding them to what he's making big promises to try to get people's hopes up doing fifteen round and who knows where we'll be at chris. You said you're still getting recalled. Yeah i don't know that seems to have really kinda like chilled out both governor. What does he calls. Governor dimmer switch. And what's the new york governor. What kind of funny named you have him. governor big bird. No no handy governor big bucks. That's mayor big bird. I was thinking about paper and okay. So both of those governors who were getting thrown out on their ear seem to have the the momentum a slow down on that what. I don't know the hansie. Andy has opportunity to be tossed out by the voters. The way folks in california do well. That was the the buzz. Was that both of these guys. Their job was endangered. Ask him to step down. Said we're going to do it for you all kinds of things all kinds of threats dark days promise for both these governors now seems to be moving away from that. Feel like maybe the recall here is. They're telling the signature so it's at a pause while they verify wa long's it take the talent millions of remember david. If you're voting in the presidential election we don't need to see any idea. Check anything. just run the ballots. But if you're going to recall. A democrat from the governor's office. We're going to scrutinize everyone. Darn well like. I say it seems to have just fallen out of the news headlines so just yesterday though we were talking about a potential new candidate throwing their name in the ring for governor to replace because of the recall. Caitlyn jenner. here. What does she was not hanging around still anymore she. I don't know. have you seen her here today. Hopefully ship sailed soon. Okay don't worry you're coming up later. In the new standby was caitlyn saying she wanted a barge in and take over. The governor's office or run for governor fair and square ren for governor. Okay yeah all right Bergen well what else is happening. Darin chauvin derek's chauvin trial resumes today. Prosecutors tried to puncture his. The defense team argument that his death was caused by drug use and not a knee on his neck. Lead investigator in the case. James ryerson was shown video from the scene and then asked this by dirks defense number one choice. So did it sound like you said. I ate too many drugs. Yes it did. But then prosecutors replayed it and say it's open to interpretation to in context able to tell florida's saying there. Yes i believe mr fluids saying i ain't do drugs his hearing. It's clever what you can come up with when you've got a few months to prepare trial isn't it. Yeah the trial has resumed today with the pulmonologist presiding his testimony so far this morning federal sex trafficking investigation reportedly looking at a trip. Florida congressman matt gates. Took to the bahamas with a marijuana entrepreneur read. What mark's gave me what i say. He apparently traveled with hand surgeon and medical marijuana physicians association chairman. Jason rose your own sometime in late two thousand eighteen early twenty. Nineteen they say. The surgeon paid for the travel expenses. Accommodations and female escort That's the latest their a pot farm was busted in east county. They found out in spring valley approximately three thousand pounds of raw marijuana estimated street value in excess of two million dollars. Can you not smell bad. I mean that's gonna stink up the neighborhood like crazy right There was also five thousand dollars in cash for handguns when chuck gun. They are investigating that other. Some prison guards here in the state are telling female inmates men are coming in to prepare for the worst. This is according to the la times after a california law went into effect that allows transgender inmates to request transfers to prisons aligning with their gender identity pulls a prison officials report. Two hundred and sixty one requests have been made since the start of the year the supposed- influx of transgender inmates has led to fears of increased. Sexual violence was but a prison official says they are committed to providing a safe environment in the institutions best comforting. Nothing will go wrong. We told you yesterday. That caitlyn jenner. Who's born is bruce. Jenner olympic decathlon athlete before transitioning. Is that right. Caitlyn decathlete yes. I was very fast. You're not even trying. Just just tilting your head down. You're not putting on a voice. You're just it doesn't even tuck in your chin and ear trust thing yet really really not snow longtime to work out my process and starred you always running around building saying you got to hear my caitlyn generous fresh. It's dead on spot. On on killing it with caitlin jenner puppet. Today i'm killing from winter. Kill on the show here. Hear making a little effort there. But you can't just talk like this what it do. I have a high voice toy to remain thing. That's how i see. Okay all right. You can only talk low. If you're mega chen low. Yes see it works. Put you up in the air and try and talk work school. That is here higher. We'll see accords. I don't do voices. I don't know i bow to you. Okay very good thank you. What else is going on. Well white house press secretary. Jen psaki was asked about caitlin running for governor here in california number three. We certainly would welcome the freedom of any any human participating. I don't know what to say guy or girl. Yeah because i don't know what to do right now. I can't say he she then they it humid. We certainly would welcome the freedom of any any human participating in the democratic centaur process to run for office of course and including of course transgender members of society. Break a bunch. Lucky i heard a there. I heard it's not easy. Yeah well we welcome here horn. Human wait will they take that away. I don't identifies human. Let you identify as words that have not yet been vetted. Please introduce me now and they say just giving softball questions all right. What else is happening. Did you guys see the car chase earlier in the week. I think it was on tuesday. Murrieta i went through four different counties around southern california pomona. What happened so a big rig. Took it upon himself to crash into the suspect he blocked the path got t-boned Here is that truck driver who stopped a suspect number five. What happened a number four. I don't know about it. We went three to five with no explanation. That is for me to know where. I grew up into know it where i grew up. They taught us the base ten system. Will you weren't athlete. Trust me doubts about waiting to see what he's at exactly. So i can pinpoint and i loved. I just talked to get him off the street. Because if i didn't if they've been behind them for that long stop i have the power got the power. Well don truckdriver sure did did i was going to pay for the damage to the side of his cab right because he hit them hard hard. Hit them hard. That video is getting posted to her website. In case you haven't seen it. The just saw this morning i really. He just see the path I guess the city of thought he could drive over the top of a truck because he didn't even slow down he just comes straight into him. Yeah i wonder if he was looking somewhere else in that moment because he was traveling very quickly. What else Woman has broken her own. Guinness world record on a williams or ana. Well yana spell place a on a a a. I. ana i on a- ianna literally talk to kayla ask. How did you pronounce this word. Will that is very clear schumer. Well that is very clearly. I on public voice. Anything could be worse than the dimmer switch one. I think we found it myself like yes. Boyer's puppet for governor newsom versus an caitlyn jenner. Which one's worse. I feel attendance republican. Now you have to have a little puppet play and tell me which performance is worse as a great day for that sure. Yeah all right. Very good she's out tomorrow anything else. Can we remember though the greatness. That was gray. Davis and arnold shirt. That's there's two ends to the spectrum. They were passionate yes. Well i'm sorry. How did you say caitlin mall. I said i wanna iona f. She had the record for longest fingernails on a pair of hands back in twenty seventeen two hundred and twenty six point nine inches long jeez s but she herself measure two hundred eighty eight point eight inches now if there are two hundred and twenty some odd inches counting. All of her fingernails added up together. I am going to that one. Fingernail is hundred and twenty inches long. That's pretty damn long fingers and you know what's weird about those is they. They start making turns Like old man toenail starts taking a right turn out of shoe but like these ladies with long fingernails first of all. They can't do anything. How does she white per. But caitlin jenner. Answer that for me kaitlyn. How does that woman wiper. But you haven't dog long nails that do prefer my manny manicures. I do like them. A lot is not sir. She sarah can't tell you and caitlyn apart yet close. your eyes. do not like this a normal day. Emily i'm very. You can't tell the difference when you close your eyes between sarah and caitlyn. Jenner is what you're saying to me human being yes. I'm sorry i think it's total because two hundred eight inches is twenty four feet. What does she yeah. Look at her. Yeah okay so that's the total length of all her fingernails. How do you tend to important. Do he's when you got fingernails like that. She heard you talking about your toto day and said that's how i can do it. Still going to be able to press a button. I don't see how that will can do anything with those hands. You've crippled you've you've put yourself in some sort of immobilized jail and it's not even cool looking. Just look gross don't you. Yes you'll be getting her nails for the first time in thirteen years. Is that up on our website. Otherwise she's one hundred percent normal. She's got to have her own personal. Budweiser woman just lays around immobilized. In fear all day that she's going to break a nail imagine the carrying on that woman breaks. Do they make a press on. Nail the torsion. She's got to go to just to pick her nose weird stuff. I don't like how nails turn like that. I don't understand why they will. Just keep going out straight right. Should be like wolverine straight out. We'll continue with a crackpot news coming your way next year when round to takes to the air diaz see on on fully were halfway through the half-baked crackpot news for today. What are the big. You cover enforce sorry. It was looking all the great stuff on our website. Which i'm going to tell you about the second. But i A statement from beloved family of jack hanna or beloved cama show he. He's known for his animal tv demonstrations. That's what i know him for. Would show up on the david letterman program and bring crazy animals. Joan embry but to do so they. His family put out a statement. Yesterday saying does not believe that his alzheimer's has progressed much faster. In the last few months he retired last year But now he's gonna step out of the spotlight no longer participate in public life like you used to because mine just isn't there was funding him healing dots speaking of crazy animals on our website. One on kgb dot com. Did you guys see king godzilla on the loosen. Seven eleven. know what happened in thailand this. What's it called. Gotta jump down lizard and does that sound right. Yeah it is on the loose and it's climbing up the shelves in the seven. Eleven knocking things down. But he gets up there. It's so fun to watch but then that also brought this video that check out right now. He's climbing up the side. Just like king kong king kong up the side of buildings. Godzilla just knocks him down with his atomic breath. And that's a komodo dragon. Not a monitor right commodities can kill you emoto is amman. Oh is it okay. I know if i could vote. I just know that they're totally deadly. Cabling was asking about the dragons mobile suits yesterday or go ahead. You get your answer and worker. Go back hotel khloe and by other children whose name flow remember hundred ups when you get your that. Turn down low or drawers perfect. You are spot on that. Also though brought up a video though people are recirculating from a game show in japan which those game shows are just. They're crazy there. And it's all these women with meat strapped to their foreheads. And luther is on the loose so they just play chicken with strap a pork chop to their head and they let carnivorous lizard lose and these people just have their heads sticking out of a a table. A little lacombe of like hopped up. Are they allowed to keep their head. Girls go running do they. Well japanese talk. Tv shows are the best they really are. Do they get to keep the pork chop if they if they duck if they run if the high to the gate they get to keep that chaka's tasty meal right there Yeah poor teasing the lizard. I don't like that he goes running for a pork chop dinner and these people run they book. That's my background. The girl right loses at the ground groundless. Whatever there's a lot of screaming and carrying on their kind girl that hold on it's entertaining. Check it out on dot com japanese. Tv shows just are they have very little creativity will strap meet to your head and let an animal goal and yet they've conquered the whole. Don't over think it. yeah you know. That's why they're so fun. Did you ever see the japanese. Tv show where they put people on a slippery set of stairs fan favorite best and the worst part about it is. You can't stop watching it. They put these people on the slippery slide or stairs. Did you've ever seen the first one. Make the top wins and they can't make it because it's so greasy and slippery and oily and you can't stop watching they crash into each other so close and then they fall and they have to start over again and you'll watch it for like half an hour and you're never getting it back. Great tv every minute way. Better than bridgeton. I'm telling the meat on the head show The slippery stare show. That's good stuff. Richardson simple dumb fun. I was very impressed with paul rudy. That he knew bridget. Anthony tell i couldn't believe it says it's on his house alone. Someone in his house likes bergen. What else just for you sarah. We have Pete davidson joining us this morning. He revealed how davidson impression to your multi-talented. All right go ahead. What else what's going on. Here he revealed on the tonight show how he accidentally caused alec baldwin to lose one hundred pounds. Here's a pete four. I was on set and alec was hosting and it was a sketch where i had to be shirtless. And like you know. I i guess like i will be caught or whatever so he came up to me and was like i'm a little bit cut or whatever. He's a modest. What do you do. And and i didn't want to be rude and say like i still have metabolism in my fifty. I wake up so i to make them feel better. I was like oh man. I do one hundred hundred situps every day and he was like got it and then he got the trump gig and so i would see him every week and runs along under the day he started to do it any lost like one hundred pounds well there. He is the funniest guy on saturday. Night live and i think that speaks for itself That was good good stuff. Can we get him on like real soon. And for the neo. Yeah not just one break. Just a great break. Thanks any other stories from pete today. Darn all right. What else okay. Mrs sri lanka pageant had a dramatic and this week. I didn't know there wasn't mrs sri lanka. Where would you point on a globe to find sri lanka left like del. Mar del mar. I believe it sure. Okay all right closer than i thought. Go ahead so it's the country's biggest pageant and beauty queen push pico. Del silva won the title of mrs sri lanka and so they put the crown on her and she's standing there and she's so happy now we don't have tape of push pika civil but sarah does an awesome push packers. So don't worry you're going to get. It is going to sound. Just like she was here and so she's standing there with the crown on her head and that's when reigning mrs sri lanka caroline jury walked over and fried the crown off of her head. Pride at all it was. I think they put bobby pins in it or something so it wasn't coming off easily hair tugging and someone else come comes into almost helper and she said she why the forceful removal of the crown. It turns out. According to mrs jury that she thought that mrs dasilva was divorced and therefore she could not be mrs sri lanka because divorced. Women are whores And so then Mrs dasilva walked off the stage crying. She had to go to the hospital to be treated for. The bobby pins pulling her hair. Goodness gracious is she going to live. She's going to take legal action for the unreasonable unreasonable and insulting way she was treated. Do you wanna go live to push pika silva in her hospital bed right now. Cook it on the phone and pretend you're push p kosovo whatever name is no one's gonna care. Get on the phone never mind. The moments passed to earth. They're not actually supposed to impression. Remember she going to be okay. She will be okay because they ultimately found out while her and her husband were separated they were not divorced so she therefore qualified the crown she. She's not a whore and they arrested the reigning mrs sri lanka for forcibly taking the crown off and that we have on the show with us right. Now hello mrs sri lanka that. Vh get not get divorced and then come up and puts on the crown. Okay clearly you spend a lot of time in russia. Mrs sri lanka is that your native. Did you let rose to laughed. And i assume near through. I'm quite sure. Russia is not left of sri lanka. Left of here was the biggest confined. I see all right. Thank you sri lanka. Good luck with your trial on our website. One one dot com. You can see the video. Where mrs jury rips it off of mrs dasilva it's frightening. I hope that there's a parental warning on it. Graphic video ahead. Yes this is not what elmo matt. When you said tickle me kevin wayne van leuven is a home inspector in michigan and he was inspecting a home for some new buyers a few weeks ago. The owner of the home decided to peek in on him on their nanny cam and they saw him doing the most professional Nutty things to poor elmo doll sara. I've had enough of your on the shelf. This is sara's impression of tickle me elmo. Go ahead sarah okay. I don't know why you think sounds like alma. It's kind of gross. Tuck your chin down. And you're just god. And she watched kevin owner watch kevin and then saw that he finished and put them back where he found it. He was charged with aggravated indecent exposure mode. I have a stick figure drawing of what you're describing because i'm not quite clear on what and who was the guy who did this inspector so so they're buying the home. This guy comes in to check for cracks in the slab and whatnot and they just happen to have a video monitor in their nanny cam and he the kid's bedroom and so they could tap into the nanny cam understood and so while he's in there checking out that room. He paused for a little. Visit with an tickle me elmo doll and he tickled the motel. and how does that sound. Sarah do you do that exactly. I actually have no idea okay. A naturally occurring phenomenon. All right and what they saw. The nanny cam was upsetting. And i'm still not quite clear on this. So emily is making me a stick figure drawing honestly. You want to see so. His middle hand tickled the tickle me. Elmo doll what's sticking off the side of the inspectors head. oh that's just as hair or more hair. His hair okay. Yeah so you're saying he had intercourse with a pleasure to help on on it. It's the story. Says he was getting it on with all modell. Wow we clear to talk like that now. Radio when did that happen. That happened during the pandemic. Getting it on okay mob squad. Gee i didn't know cardi. B. was doing the news forest today. Our goodness wap all over the poor. Little tickle me among are. We quite certain to tickle me. Elmo didn't enjoy it no no no no word from oh i see they laugh they disliked ya giggled anything else. The crock partners in our website. Along with the komodo dragon monitor lizard on the loose and the japanese game. Show and round. Ron paul in daisy dukes. The pageant winner with the crown ripped off their head. The world's longest fingernails. There is the big that is blocking the truck that crashes into him during a high speed chase. There's a new truck that gets fifty miles to the gallon. It's a beast and ghostbusters weren't homan plots lots of good stuff to waste your time on our website this morning. Okay thanks emily. Emily bay crackpot news produced by our friend. Max thank you max yossi mornings on day. One understand you've already had a visit from your new truck driving husband tonight. I have ruled out. Did a little quick visit out here in the parking lot he did. I left my coffee at home this morning. And he said i'll be right down with it so we have a coffee machine in the office. I'm on my way work. It up at six twenty four. We're gonna pay for that all day and wake up kids early. Never wake sleeping beast. Why what happens. They become extra beasley all day. Long and you pay for it just said. She is looking forward to today birthday. I keep pelham now. What are the big plants birthday today. There's no so today as yesterday. Aren't you yesterday eric's birthday today. Well how fun. The big plans for the birthday. Bring me coffee. Got to drive his brand new birthday truck house exciting. What a great great pre-birthday president now. This truck covers. How many the holidays here. He's thirty eight so everything for the next decade okay. The twenty s are handle. Yes we're going to go to lunch at his favorite spot in carlsbad nice. What kind of food is that mexican points maria. Okay that's good And then i have to find a way to sneak off and buy a cupcake and ingredient to make birthday dinner. I would like to cook for him and so we may be doing takeout shortly there after dinner and waiting to attempt to make his favorite. How complicated is not complicated. Can we talk about or is it part of the surprise. I don't wanna ruin any birthday surprises. No is favorite meals fettuccini. Alfredo ooh now will you be getting cream and cheese and all that other kind of stuff or you're just going to go to where they've got it already made so you just knew. Heat it up for about five minutes yesterday. I looked online for recipes to make the cream from scratch. And then i said f this got it right in the case fresh pasta. Fresh alfredo sauce. I mean it's cake So yeah you're gonna do that. Yes yeah yucca. Why trouble here can't be. He's not gotten cake. All right and what else will be. Will there be any kind of chicken in there or just as district. Yup okay right good. And that's his birthday dinner y- about that. What's your birthday dinner over there princess. Oh crab legs. How do you like that yet. Put them out on a table with a big hammer and some newspaper and just fire away. Yes absolutely yeah. It's a lot of work but it's fun doing the work. I was always jealous of that. You see those out in maine and massachusetts. They got a big wooden table out in the backyard. That happens to dis- snuggle up next to cape cod. Someone comes up with a great big barrel full of steamed fresh food and all the red crabs and crab legs and lobsters and people. Just start hammering away like whack a mole on dinner. The greatest the greatest about cliff boyer godfather. If i'm having a birthday dinner but if someone's gonna make dinner for you at home. Noah daddy's alejandro piece of bread. Thank god margate. French toast would be delicious. Want french toast for dinner. Yes absolutely breakfast for dinner. The dusting of powdered sugar fresh squeezed orange juice. Oh in a rash of bacon. Please yeah all right. Sounds very good. Okay well his birthday dinner tonight. Emily's going to prepare it. There'll be a birthday dr guess. Are there any more presence coming. He got a card and some stickers from colt and that's the end of the gifts mother truck he did. Did he get that on his birthday. In brazil. it was already birthday in australia. It was already his birthday. So yes did he get the puck in australia australian. Now i did the math in my head. It might not have actually been birthday in brazil. So i had to go for around the globe sir. I'm not against australia being in brazil. I'm just wasn't sure no no. No okay all right so no presence. On his actual birthday the carden stickers were great. Good for your son during that I bought the stickers Pretty sure the sun stickers handed them to whatever taking credit for all. Your son's accomplishments lane isn't being radio star. And hey whiz make the dinner which is not a specialty. So i that's f- that's a lotta make dinner do you mean heat it premade dinner like chicken part that you're gonna add to it as that raw chicken. No get one of those serie right so heat dinner. Some of it's already heated so boiled down right. You're not chicken from an egg. Come on so doing much till the presence or done a. here's a sticker. Make it last for a year. Wow he got the down. He's getting and he didn't dinner and he doesn't have to make it a gift. Yes it is not to get the day off from cooking. That's right even does all the meals. Just even even prisoners in solitary confinement. Get that one hour out of the day for they get out of their cage and get to see the sun. This is his day. see the sun. Has it changed as the sun changed since your last birthday right well. That's that's a dream birth thing. I can be a reality. Show like my sweet sixteen on. Mtv dream adult birthdays. Here's a sticker. Make ardennes sticker to heat up some good some noodles. It's bad for your heart. Happy birthday taste big. Yeah right i get. That's culpa good for all right very good all right well. Happy birthday to your husband. Get take a little joy reid and his new truck. Yes that's exciting packing on the miles in that first week. Disney surrey wish. I'd known he was here. Could boy and i would have snuck out and glued those chrome ladies mud mudflats reason. I didn't let know he's been good. It's not my first day ended up with nuts on my car once wasn't gonna let that happen again. Go ahead boy or did it. Who come on hung nets from little blue melissa forest market president. He hung off your car. You think it was one of those two. I know i and i just remember it was Right around i was graduating from college so my family was coming to the radio stations to take a tour afterward. My grandpa it saw my car would not saying we're grandpa. Nice nuts out all right. What things did we do today. Who should we ask. Caitlyn or mrs sri lanka island. Mrs schreyer trending today. Yeah yourself because you're so darn good at it very slow death. You're so darn good. The puppet voices. So here's sara as her. Mrs sri lanka well. She's former mrs sri lanka. Yes she's in jail right now yes. She is disgraced former. Mrs sri lanka so put a little bit of that petulance in your puppet voice ready. Tell us what things we did today. Well what would the foul thing that would do. If emily eric's versed struck over to bigger ice get while she's trying looks like natasha. No good nick. He boris donald rocky scorer bala. Wake of moose stupid cabinet pigs you look at this and this is what i can't i can't do. That is the worst relucant accent. I've ever heard and i can't tell good enough for me. The best thing we did today. You wanted to tell us about today. Yes it is that we want to visit my very happy happy. No no no way a back with you tomorrow morning. Let's finish out the week straw racing to the finish line. Starting at six and seven forty on k. U. s. i. T. nuggets shelves.
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"Live alive unharmed unscathed. Unfired wounded on kidnapped manner. Take a couple of days really. You read any of that stuff. Some of it. Good monday evening monday. Man my goodness plus matter he's enthusiastic. God bless her audience air right. I think our audience is made up of one hundred percent jewish and italian grandmothers where he works a complete and total warlords. And it's very comforting. Heartwarming lot of just warriors saw dozens and dozens and dozens of comments on twitter. I've got a very bad feeling. I don't wanna say what. I think it is because i don't wanna put it into words jury. Oh it's a ton of carrying on and it started. It started about i. It started on friday or your second factory. We yes immediate concern and worry and nowhere. This is the funny thing. Nowhere on twitter. That i see any of our beloved fans worry bodice night. I love you for it. I really do but nowhere. It any single person right. Maybe there's taking a couple of days now. They launched right into tragic conspiracy. Theories can share a couple of them or they fired again. We're at one time right. There's one time that i made mistake or somewhere. We could fart one time. I think just one that every time right see every time we go on vacation. Dozens of people good fire to get. It has me wondering wait a minute. How many times we been fires. One time once now feels like a lot. I don't know wall. Thanks for our audience. Fires us every. I take a couple of guys. Were giving me a eulogy on on the back washing. I was thinking about that. For every mile of the eleven hundred. I drove the week at. I'm not gonna die on this trip. put it out. They put out there. Which is actually good. I was more careful. Okay i did get same for that a listener. Dmz boyer cookie. Cross the bucket. I think like will you put it out there. I was like okay. Thank you so much for the concern. Taking a couple days off. I did hear the conspiracy theory that the big heads are making us. Take days off the great big giant half. Yeah the great big giant had. Actually there's only one had it's very big and very giant and he is the one who makes all the programming decisions that you love. Actually you may think that you don't like them but you're wrong. We have tests to prove that. You're wrong right. We have that show better and the great big giant wave dose in your face anytime you have a good idea for programming. Talk said bright down. Take the day off. 'cause they make play songs. I mean the truth is if if i took all the vacation time that i have you'd never hear me i. Emily got so mad at me the other day go ahead you took two two days off and you said in one of our meetings. What no one else is doing anything. I was a bit my tongue but my inner dialogue who takes weight off the big plans off. You're kidding three. And i want to go back home. I like to spend more time in the place. I traveled to than it took to get there and get back most people. I like that ratio to be. Most people are going to fall down on emily side on this right. Yeah i would like to have more of that inner dialogue on the outside because it cracks me up when it's two days of vacation and your what. No one's doing anything big doing with two days. Well i went all the way to chicago and came all the way back and had plenty of time between on both ends. I think he were in chicago leads and then anymore on a plane. It's about true there's plenty believe me like to stay longer. You must have better places to go. I don't know about that on my flight. The it all started. I i I tweeted a picture of someone who had You know these small houses that people are building. Now they're about a thousand square feet. Someone had one of those with them as carry on it was target was being tended for termites. Had brought it with them. And it's amazing to me what people are dragging along to the gates with them. Why do people do that. I was trying to figure out if it was a car seat. But it didn't look like it because we would have taken the car seat to the gate and then picked it up at the gate. There was a car seat. I starting forward to the nba. That's the only thing. I can think the gate. Yeah well if we check it then it's gonna be fifty dollars. It's gotta get checked anyway. Maybe they'll waive the fee. Yes i think is right. I think people dragging along. And i don't understand why they let him drag it through. Tsa right it. Sure is how does not go to. There's no way that thing goes through that x ray machine. Oh yeah it doesn't go through the x ray. So i mean big fat batboy that. They dropped on hiroshima and talk. The net thing could've had an atomic bomb on that thing from world war two was big enough for that They drag it along. Just if i have a suitcase. That's just a little bit big. I get grumpy. These people were dragging along tuba. The queuing crates and it takes up all that space. And the i mean there's just there are people are so annoying why you don't but they are. They're so annoying. Just wanna be a billionaire private of never done it but it's gotta be better. It's gotta be. I imagine it would be. You don't have to pull all that nonsense. I feel bad when i see people with kids but then i'm like i used to do this. The hell everyone you know. They hated me. And yeah well think about your parents and all the times. They flew with you my flight this weekend i saw lady. Does anyone here where you're pods your pods from apple. No certain heavier beds your pods. No no one's gone okay. So your pods from apple. Are these these things that they're weird looking. They almost look like earrings and They have those little white sticks that hang down This lady was wearing hers with sticks up what she was wearing them with sticks up on my plane had say she yeah she should not have been allowed to board. She shouldn't be allowed to own. Can't learn properly. I the hanging down stick thing which i think we all know hangs down. She had him sticking straight up. And i'm then i'm starting to question myself. I've been wearing them wrong as she onto something new. I dunno are her ears upside down. She a weird girl thing. I don't know what's going on. I didn't understand it. Did he look to see if she had it right. What do you mean you mean. Did i did i look it up online. Yeah you know the minute you get on an airplane. Your phone stops oregon. Forget that you can look anything out and then landing in chicago. The pilots on this drives me crazy. Kogo rich twenty eight degrees celsius eighty degrees fahrenheit. Why why it didn't work. We tried it. It didn't stick not give us the temperature in latin case. The pope's what is this giving us the temperature in celsius okay. Scientists pilot combination guy. Good for you you gotta thermometer up there. You press a button. We all have the button and no one uses the celsius static. Alright dumb ass. God and if you're a scientist you're smart enough to convert it in your head. Why no one wants to hear that. We're landing in london. We're landing in chicago or they can barely handle fahrenheit. Let alone what. There's another way to time temperatures down nuts and then twenty eight. I didn't even bring a warm jacket. All you're trying to be we got on first of all i playing. They tell you right away masks or go on on mask sir. Stay on. And i don't even wanna hair any let for many of you. They're sick of it. They are sick of it on my flight back. We are the nicest flight attendants the nicest but then they have that moment. Where like now. We're going to have a flash of rage so you understand where serious nobody's going to be on cnn. Today is what area flight attendants said the little mermaid ariel. Hi everybody cheese welcoming people all my god. I liked your mask off nice things. They're the nicest people but they had that one moment that one flash of anger no one's getting on c. earned. That was their quote. Nobody would see if they weren't and and you know. I don't blame them for this because just last week. They had that idiot who got drunk and naked. They always have to get aching and they had duct tape that yup passenger seat. Yeah have you heard from this flight attendant. Now i've got tape of the flight attendant. Good what's matter. I've heard this person's speak and it's fantastic l. Frago rivera was the flight attendant onboard. All right and i'm in favor of duct taping half the people on my plane here a single complaint from me about this the more the better but you know that they are going to take a lot of crap for this inhumane treatment and this guy this guy there was a question of whether or not his union was back in a mop or if his employees was offended employers. Gonna to fight with the union. Anyway this guy told the story the guy who actually had to do the duct taping. You're ready to hear this. Here's his account. And i'm sure it was on one of those airlines where they should every passenger should have to bring their own roll of duct tape should be. Don't be we're gonna sit on you if you're gonna fly on our crappy airline that somehow put you in a mental state that you'll lose your mind you gotta bring your own roll of duct tape just like bad guys in the old west had to dig their own grave bring your own roll of duct tape so we can use it on you get out of control and this guy had had and so he told the story of his encounter with this idiot drawn partially naked guy who was like spitting on people and cursing doing all kinds. Listen to this guy understands. I'm a flight attendant. That means i attend flights. Sometimes our job has us attending to crazy. If you push us too far you won't have to attend this ashwin. You see because on this particular flight. I'm sitting in the jump seat. And i'm just looking at an actor damn pool. He spitting in cussing and going crazy. I say that's enough. I got up. And i walked over there and by the way this man. Smell a pack of marlboro cigarettes Fo shots of ever clear alcohol. In rigor so i know something about to go down at this point. He touched all over my coworkers breast and where he is when he touched martinis. 'cause i don't play that so what i did is i took the duct tape. He got to stay star stutter. Say who'd will wait a minute. Seven eight right. I say yeah. We bought the menendez. The minimum. Mummified you ask koby wrap them up better than any christmas president you ever see. He won't becoming on no more frontier. They should have promoted. That guy pilots right there. The airline fly the plane. Love that guy touch my martini. Great duct tape sound effects. Beautiful laurie in southern california. It's about twenty degrees celsius. Put about four thirty a tokyo house. Can we misdirecting zoos chase. What will be next. He's an ace after all. Usa women's volleyball to the rescue and a gilded double for usa hoops. All right. get ready for the chainsaw. Play one of the one five. Kgb on iheartradio around again. john. Bounceback pat you down now this hour of the. Dsp is brought to you by pecker stone. Get twenty six thousand square feet of the world's finest natural stones one of a kind slabs of marble granite quartzite quartz crystal italian. Porcelain slaps two hundred colors to choose from. It's affordable elegance that awaits petra stone. Nancy rich dr pepper stone. Llc that com. Talk at four on the kgb today and how much the sports world. It's a monday. So let's check up on the major league baseball standing xiaowei. No no okay then. I highlight from yesterday's game. Trivedi right back town pro connects sixty thousand a year. These two hundred. Thank you donna pillow. Yes indeed the padres. Take two out of three from the diamondbacks with yesterday's to zip win and as blake snell back and cy young form sure looks like get striking out. Thirteen in seven scoreless. Yesterday the padres remain in third place in the division now seven and a half games back in the first place giants and now just two and a half games up on the red hot reds for the second of two national league wild card spots padres host. The miami meyer loons tonight through wednesday in the glove. The marlins are in last place in their division and they have. Let's see one two three. Nobody on their roster. You've heard twenty twenty one summer olympic games in the books and with television ratings down fifty three percent from last game for many people are supposedly tuning out because of all the woke protests or the threat of them. That's certainly the fox news narrative in yet another totally objective article. Chris boyer sent me. Thank you for that or could it be also about being four hour blocks of mostly sports. We don't care about and we're too lazy to wait for the ones we do. And even those lack the energy of a crowd. I mean could it be all that or i don't know i don't know neither do i. Combination perhaps a lot of cool events and stories though and in the end thanks to the usa women. Winning the golden volley ball usa edged out china for the most golds in these games thirty nine to thirty eight and also the most silver and bronze for a total of one hundred thirteen usa metals. Twenty five more than second-place china's eighty-eight beijing china will host the twenty twenty two winter games next february where the games are expected to be completely free of controversy refreshing yesterday. We celebrated the new. Nfl hall of famers which included a san diego's own. John lynch the great. John lynch and legendary quarterback peyton manning. I wanna give special. Thanks to my old rival. Ray lewis for being here tonight ray. Just finished giving his speech that he started in two thousand eighteen. My good friend. Tom brady is here tonight by the time. He is in dublin. Mixed by the time. Tom brady is inducted in his first year of eligibility in the year two thousand thirty five time to post his acceptance speech on his instagram account. I countdown to kickoff thirty one days. Thursday september ninth. The dallas cowboys will open the season visiting super bowl champion. Tampa bay Meanwhile in cash at all my ex-boyfriend may he rest in peace. He's not dead he just has trouble sleeping he's like he's like this depressed hipster which is like saying chai tea just two words. That mean the same thing. Have you ever seen a couple. Walking down the street and gotten board for them. Association Both the usa men and women won the gold medals at the olympics in basketball. After losing an early game to france the team usa man won the rematch by seven points. In the gold medal. Game kevin durant leading the way and the usa. Women beat japan by fifteen further gold in other sports. Do congratulations to team. Usa's molly sidell. She won the bronze metal in the marathon this weekend. At as expected a couple of people from kenya won the gold. The silver molly was seconds behind the gold and the silver went up the golden the silver winners from kenya. You know the usual suspects always win. These things. molly was seconds behind previous to this marathon. Molly had run two marathons. Inner life showed up at the olympics stroll in and won the bronze seconds behind the world class. Kenya's ya as if maybe she made an effort. She don't want to go back to work out next. That was the third marathon in her life and won the bronze see there and press writes stories in there every single day every day. I really enjoyed it. And this is your what one five kgb fm sports network o. I would bet. A million zillion naked bacteria trillion dollars. I was the only one wash. Watch the closing ceremonies on. tv last night. Madhavan is conversation with myself about chainsaw. Brought to you by semper solaris who reminds you to go solar they'll help you with all things solar including roofing and battery storage as well as heating and air conditioning known for their american style. Visit sempersolaris dot. Hey siri remind me to watch on. Tv mornings at seven forty k. I hey can you get me tv gig. Do who wants to hear what. President trump said about the women's soccer team at the olympics. I would love to To get any any encouraging bought nope meghan repeat on company. No nine soccer if our soccer team headed by a radical group of left. There's maniacs wasn't woke. They would've won the gold medal. And that lebron's woke means you'll lose everything that is woke goes bad. Our soccer team certainly has they should replace the woke stors with patriots and start winning again. So meghan repeal had a response to that what's better goody goody. She said she's still going to speak out on issues feels are important she says. I think it's important for everybody to do whatever they can to make the world a better place. We obviously have huge platforms. We get to be at the olympics but the reality of it is you heard chainsaw. Sports is that when the ratings go away then sponsors go away and when those two are gone it's over. I mean even little leagues got to have a sponsor and these are the olympics that you hear they had to. Nbc has to her head to appease the sponsors by giving them free commercials which is what the audience loves. audience can't get enough of more free commercials given the money back. That's for sure. And i gotta say megan's attitude is is shockingly ignorant of reality this whole thing about how we have huge platforms. We're at the late the olympics a not for long. There's not going to be an olympics with this kind of attitude. She's gotta know better than this doesn't she. She's got to know that you've got to have ratings. And you've got to have a sponsor to have a game those who have to come. I accept people are disillusioned and they give themselves credit for more than they're actually get it. The ratings on these olympics are the biggest bombs since there was an actual bomb at the olympics splintered. Television is different platforms. And what do you watch. Where is it. What is i mean. I used to hate you know. Oh i hate to like the the to our capsule. I wanna see more well now that you have more cookie. It's so spread out there uninteresting. What's interesting well. I find it difficult to wrap my head around a four hour block olympics when it promises the events i wanna see. And they're not gonna come in until about an hour. And a half in gotcha. And so. That's i know that's a lot to wade through. Sometimes and especially with all the commercials et cetera. and they put them all all these zillions of different platforms. Why to pay for the commercials or two from platforms to put the commercials on so they can pay and fund the olympic committee in japan. And all that other stuff well with more platforms though chainsaw you get more opportunities to see. Virtually all the olympics now which in the olden days you would not get wrecked it is great that they they have these multiple platforms to bring you four times five times seven times more coverage and make no mistake they take all of their platforms together and combine them to get their ratings and they're still down your standard fifty three percent. This is this is not an adjustment. For calvin this people not watching right flat out. Not watching. And i gotta say. I enjoy the olympics. As much as i ever do. Every time. I turn it on. And i know what you're saying. Get a four hour block here and they're going to go from one segment every twenty minutes to another site unless a basketball game or something like every time. I watched something i was interested in. I enjoyed it. I saw something remarkable or sensitive or exciting. Every time i was a fan. I'm still a fan of the olympics. I hate to see it suffering like this. Because i really enjoy the nbc sports chairman. Pete bovine walk. Bevaqua insisted to the associated. Press that the network is still going to make money on these olympics. He left out details on. How much variety senior tv editor. Brian steinberg wrote that. The drop has spurred advertiser anxiety. It has not been eased by the news. That simone biles withdrew. They only was eliminated from the tennis medal competition. Well these are things that you can't count on right can't y- you probably can count on the fact that a big name is gonna get bombed out quick and maybe a big name was going to get injured. These things happen every year. So that's not unusual but the the incredibly underwhelming ratings fueled by the backlash against protesting. Athletes is people are sick of it. They're so sick of it and you look at the similar shows. Were these things are happening complaining. Bitching moaning a hollywood sucks. They know he make good movies anymore. Put out by hollywood people and that's why they're award shows are suffering fifty percent connect the dots people were sick of it. We don't want to watch grumbling and griping anymore. we don't. I've never met anybody ever. Who says i'm really glad that they do that. I've met people will say i don't care i've met a ton of people. Say they hate it. But i've never seen anybody going. I'm really glad they're doing that. I just don't. I don't run in that circle aware it is and it sounds like you watch more than perhaps the rest of us Certainly more than i did. God i even watch the closing ceremony. Chainsaw did you. And the reason. I brought that up because you know that that nation is one of the leaders in technical wonderment and what they did for about. Two minutes at the closing ceremonies was so good. You washed it like three times. It would so cool. They did some kind of crazy fairy dust thing that went all throughout the entire stadium and ended up being the five olympic rings suspended in mid air over the stadium and no one knows how they did it. Wow typical japanese. Magic wizardry with technology was so cool. I have a question for ya as someone who saw list stuff. How much of it really was Sprinkled with protests relative to the specter of it and the you know the the perception that this is all about you know woke games. And there's i don't want to watch because there's so many protests going on. How much of that did you see. I don't know how much i saw We certainly knew that the one of the i think one of the disappointments for people whereas there was a lack of the superstar to root for this year because we didn't have the superstar olympic soccer team going for the gold Which was a big disappointment for people. And we didn't have the superstar gymnast. Simone biles going to win lots of goals and stuff like that so that was a disappointment. You think an olympic episodes past there have been people like michael phelps or teams like the soccer team. I remember was at four years ago. The women's soccer team. Everyone dropped what they were doing to go. Watch that team fighting win for the gold medal. And we didn't have that this year honor no or like the dream team in basketball which i want america that but you didn't see that many protests just here and there i hear about it all the time i did not see them on the olympics. But i heard about meghan repeating. Oh i heard about the simone biles thing to me was a different situation. But it got caught up. Simone biles withdrawing for the olympics. Got caught up into a big debate right and it was stupid. It was a stupid debate. You had people wanting to hang a medal of bravery honor. You had people like chris boyer saying get up. Get off your ass get over it and get out there and do the flip and stuff and so. There were ugly debates on that right which was completely unnecessary object by the reason i ask is how much of the pre pre you know. Perception going into them watching. I'm not going to watch because it's going to be saturated while those woke stuff. I'm just wondering how much of it really was on television. I don't know how much of it really was. But the damage is done. People are sick of it and they aren't tuning in because they don't wanna see it anymore though. They're they're predisposed to say. Forget it. i'm not gonna watch anymore i am. I won't watch. i used. I used to drag emily into these emmy and oscar shows And the grammies. All the time. I'd say emily got gotta watch this so i have someone to talk to about this because no one else on. The show is going to watch this stuff. And i told her this year said i'm done. I'm done with this crap. I can't stand watching these pampered. Millionaires and billionaires. Go out and bitch about their jobs at the awards show. I'm sick of it. And i won't predisposed to not watch it. That's why their ratings are going down. Their ratings are going down because people tune out in the middle of this show Going down because no one's tuning in in the first set up. So that's why i mean they might have been surprised. They tuned in this time and missed what they hate about these athletes who they're sick of seeing protesting. They might have missed that they might have enjoyed the games but it doesn't matter the damage has been done. They have created this atmosphere. An attitude of discontent and people don't wanna see it anymore. I don't think a doubt about it. They're sick of it. No doubt no doubt in maybe possible fix for that is to okay all right. I believe in freedom of expression and people having their causes everything but the reality is it's hurting your product. You're you're you're betraying your country for one thing by putting on a jersey. Usa you know and using the united states is a platform to get your personal glory and then once you get there you betray the jersey. You're wearing what if we had a waiver if you wanna come to. The games represent usa. You can't say anything bad about us. Whoa that may crop off a few people that may not want to attend because a reason but it would take away that pre perception of people not wanting to tune in because of that. I think that crashes headlong into your original your earlier statement that you're a big believer in freedom of expression but not not in the game except for you right believe except except if you want to sign on for the. Us a team you can just the usa. I find it other place for it but not here well. They won't get very far without sponsors and without ratings they just won't exactly it's dead dead in the water i mean. I'm sure that these olympics are stolen up for the next couple years because these things have to be done so far in advance the winter olympics in china and the next summer olympics in paris but for the foreseeable future how many of these networks are excited about paying is it a billion dollars now to host the olympics. Well japan talked networks. Yeah while the japan is talking about. I read and ziegler's colin today. They're gonna lose fifteen billion or they spent fifteen billion and the price tag might be double that as a country to host these games like thirty billion dollars and if they're not going to get the money back especially this year without ticket revenues and such plus diminishing interest because it all comes from tv. But how much is tv paying for move. I don't know. I mean it's not cheap for tv. No tv has to buy these olympics. Have to buy the privilege to cover the olympics and when they look and say Nbc which did a great job right. They were spectacular artwork to watch it was poetry and their ratings are down more than half fifty percent. I if people who don't work the ratings industry understand what a torpedo into the weapons magazine that is it's a loss. Nbc paid seven point seven five billion dollars for the right for that for that game not for multiple olympics but for that one and then they had the cost of production on top of that. So what are they going to. What are they gonna be able to get for the next one when they go and say. Well the raiders down a half because everything is a. Everything's a formula. You know they look at how go to the ratings and then once they have a number with the ratings are they can figure out how much they can charge advertisers. Because they're able to tell the advertisers this is how many people are watching around the world. Well when they're down more than fifty percent now we're going to get eight hour blocks of olympic coverage just to have time for all the commercials. Now i apologize that seven points invite billion for the olympics through twenty thirty two multi go so they did a multiple thing. How much how much will help fans back because certainly the energy of a crowd does help even as a television viewer as we've experienced in football That it it it is you do miss it. It's better with with the crowd. So i think they're going to hang their hat on that. One yeah. I wouldn't buy that for a split second. I watched every single every single time. I watched whether or not there were audience there. Yeah so as a buyer is a guy who's trying to buy time on nbc. Good luck trying to tell me all. It'll be better because there's an audience there. Give me my fifty percent at least a decrease in the airtime costs or give us twice as many commercials which they're already doing ratings go sponsors. Go the games. Go you gotta have in that order. You gotta have sponsor i then ratings. Then you're gonna have a game and this here's what we're not going to change anything. Well it's a good thing you're at retirement age. 'cause that attitude is not gonna fly. It's a business. Are we ready with the rock and roll three. So that's the worst news. I've heard yesterday. What's i ready to do that. next curve. pick your player. Boyer trade off. Mother she india goes classic rock today. Home of the dnc five kgb. Has your chance to win. A trip to our iheartradio music festival in las vegas coming up. September seventeen eighteen. Plus we're going to throw in a thousand dollars for you in case you find yourself in the mood to spend some money while you're in las vegas. The ultimate once in a lifetime experience with performances. You've never seen before us and we'll never see again woah. How shut off. Protect listen every weekday nine. 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Yup yup good time get into some antics. Just so andy antics hijinks. Yes the whole thing and you'll get to be there and see it live when chainsaw or for emily for nobody wins right now in the rock and roll three some. You know what that is. Yeah we're going to celebrate. It never created it's mark knopfler us klopp flers birthday today k. You know who he is. Go ahead go ahead. Yeah you don't know all right. I recognize the name is the silver medal winner in the men's four hundred meter relay. He's also they lead singer of dire straits dire straits them. Okay we play them here at san diego's christiane play three three. They have three. I'm gonna play the rio. They've got more than three. All right all right is not a very encouraging start. Three songs by dire straits all played at the same time. And you gotta try and pull them apart and be the first one to buzz in and name them correct. God way easier than i thought it was gonna be. Easier gotta chainsaw Maybe sultans of swing money for nothing so far away. Yes listen again. Okay right there. I heard money Heard money for another refer to rada heard that Okay was way ahead of me on this thing. You guys are all so much better on me at these games food there. So that leaves you with one more. And what was the third one swe sultans of swing there. It is wow chainsaw. Gold medal very impressive fellow nicely. A victory for seesaw medical city impractical jokers and happy birthday to mark running for chainsaws next. Ds's show k. j. Everybody here sports worlds. They call people from arizona zone as well. They were put in a zone yesterday. Fell back to the zone. Chick connects his sixty. These which is loaded into ours. Oh and the padres. Take two out of three from the arizona diamondbacks with yesterday's to zip win where blake snell. Was the ace pitcher. We've been hoping for striking out. Thirteen in seven scoreless and a low background. The krone zone celebrates anything and everything about our all star. Second baseman jake cronin worth wherever he makes a great player wherever his home runs land. That's the krone zone. However i google chrome zone and one of the first things that popped up. Was the krone zone. Retreat a women's gathering carefully organized or regenerate and invigorate the feminine spirit by trading on their ability to transcend and empower themselves which l. provide lessons for future crowns which sounds very very gwyneth. Paltrow the krone zones spelled the same. Might be different thing. Well no kidding. Padres remain in third place in the division now seven and a half games back of first place giants and now just two and a half games up on the red hot reds for the second of two national league wild card spots padres host. The miami marlins tonight through wednesday in the glanville the twenty twenty one summer olympic games in the books and thanks to the usa women's volleyball team winning the gold medal. The usa edged out china for most golds thirty nine to thirty eight and we'll also the most silver and bronze the usa one hundred thirteen total medals twenty-five more than second-place china's eighty-eight but as The union tribune's mark ziglar points out today by winning just under twelve percent of the available gold medals. This was our lowest total in modern olympic sports history which dates back eighteen ninety six for We celebrated the new. Nfl hall of famers yesterday which included san diego's zone. John lynch very deserving and legendary quarterback peyton manning. Here's part of his speed fags to old rival ray. Lewis for being here tonight ray. Just finished giving his speech that he started in two thousand eighteen. That's funny. I don't care who you are my good friend. Tom brady's here tonight by the time he is inducted. Mix there tom. Tom waiting by the time. Tom brady is inducted in his first year of eligibility in the year. Two thousand thirty five all. We have time to post the speech on his instagram countdown. To kickoff thirty one days. Thursday september ninth opening night of the twenty twenty one. Nfl season the dallas cowboys will visit the super bowl. Champion tampa bay brandon ears. Meanwhile in the whole impression. I like to call anybody. Whoever wins an oscar at the academy awards and they're stupid acceptance. Oh my goodness. I can't believe that i won zone. I'd like to start off by thanking god for making this all possible and i'd like to say my beautiful for standing by me for all those. Thanks honey we did it by times going. Oh i just can't believe i one. What do you mean. you can't believe you one. You had an aisle seat. Nobody's ever seen this at the academy awards this year. The winter is daniel tosh times already up back to my little speech to start off by thanking l ron hubbard for making this all possible. My beautiful wife for standing by me brothers years they say my girlfriend for keeping everything on download shot out the retail people association. Both the usa men and women won the olympic basketball gold medals. The beat france on a rematch by seven points in the gold medal game while the usa women beat japan by fifteen in their gold medal. Contact ask bad. It's so kind of yes in other sports. Data look for the padres. Easing fernando tat. Tease back into the lineup. I am in in the outfield. All right yeah centerfield right-field. Maybe they feel that. He has less of a risk of injuring his shoulder in the outfield. Yeah sinking fly ball. You think he's not gonna die for. It really doesn't give all out effort. They've had practicing as an outfielder ways. Went into home. Given ten overall maybe less vulnerable than shortstop. 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I hope you've love it to where we We do the tv and the radio at the same time. I was trying to explain this to my dad this past weekend. Wait a minute what are you talking about got we go on. Tv on radio at the same time and we have a very special pictorial essay. That is gonna handle today here and emily. I would like you to stand by with your skin flute recorder. I could hear emily practicing all the way down the hall it was. It was soothing to hear the dulcet notes as they crashed through the soundproof door. The notes shrieking from your skin flute could be contained buyers soundproof door. They escaped somehow. Yeah break their. Ifp's i'm hoping that you can provide the piece of resistance. It'll be a piece of something now. I think this is going to be pretty funny. Actually This is it. Thank you sir. This is a surprise presentation that we are bringing of our performers. We've got paul. And lauren is backing her vacation. Mark breakdown utility. That's lorne peasants mark. Hello mr rudy. How are this more. I am well. Let's simulcast day gration here this morning. Yeah celebration doesn't count roses we're talking about. Let's let's just hold our horses here and seeing what's going on. Welcome back lauren. From your eight month long vacation it's nice to have you with us here We are presenting a happy birthday. Pictorial bouquet here today. And it is starring our very own little darling. Mark mathis yes. We're celebrating a birthday. Hang on a second. Wait a minute. That's it's not mark matt. This is not mark. Matt this birthday is it. No of course not yet is we're very sexual beings. She never needed to know right. Emily scorpio is yes permanent right here on. Tv we are celebrating the fortieth birthday for our beloved lauren. fini- Are we isn't she. Darling look at her nine. We brought forty ounces. Did the first picture lawrence sir. How tommy is in so much trouble concern. I'll bet you a thousand dollars. Even at that age. She was telling the photographer what turn just a little bit to them. We're not long. After that pictures taken. Lauren was enrolled in school. But not just any school. It was a school for the children who refuse to smile. Let's take a look at this Your kids off the art no matter how joyful other star pupil the class are lauren. Look at that grid. Man cheeks We actually see that face on the wheaties. I looked very upset. Hourly no one in that class was the little lord growing up fast though yes dear. Who's in trouble for this. No one we're all enjoying this. Little lauren was growing up fast. Here we see a flashback to thirty one years ago lawrence gear. And here's a good morning. Sandiego insight secretly lawrence still wears headgear during commercial breaks to keep her smile tight. This is amazing. Goodness gracious nice torture. Kids like that anymore still happen. Yeah you did you. Did you wear that gear. Oh no my parents didn't splurge on me. we didn't bother with. He's got a mouthful. Iraq's talk showbiz fame called early for lauren. As we see here from this mojo city shot with. Lauren was the original lead singer for rack. Wow yeah and loving the hair their sick my finger in the socket was in sil- that's great height beautiful hair too by the way it's good stuff high school years where a little iffy for a lauren or is her high school friends called her captain early for space cowboy and lady gone jar as we see the gift from her boyfriend. Jeff's becali read from over. This is terrible news that long and before you know it. The big time called and lawrence skipped all the small towns when right to thirty rock as we see her here with tom. Brokaw al roker getting ready to anchor the nightly. That's a good team me. Jennifer aniston haircut. Tom brokaw hasn't changed. Much out of it was was back to california where we call her home to be with us here today on her happy fortieth birthday and we have a special special treat for lauren right now if they would bring that out on the set for her Just for lauren. And your instructions. Just grab the top and pull straight on as scranton knob. Grab the knob and pull it straight up as you've probably heard countless times like snakes. It's gonna be something nice nice snake. It's a snake. oh oh of mall. It's so beautiful kyowa. Now there's a little serenade you to serenade you with happy birthday on her special broken float one. The only commission see recognize happy. How you words while rest all the flourish. That was something. Thank you in the doghouse for those pictures. But thank you great. That many rust though and happy birthday select. I'm not take the over on. Go on the kgb one on one kgb sandy our website what a one kgb dot com. That's where you go to see those pictures of lauren. Tiny those you heard driving and couldn't watch along on tv this morning. I want you to look at that later today. We always post are k. U. s. i. Segment on our website. So make sure when you get a chance today to go to one one kgb dot com and see those pictures and watch the stoning performance of emily on the flu greats. This hour of the dsp is brought to you by sids carpet. Barn for nearly seventy years sids has been san diego's leader for high quality flooring at the absolute lowest possible pricing so for that huge selection at their everyday low prices. Visit any sids or sids carpet. Dot com sits carpet barn. Come on down tired when we come back. Emily is gonna hap us. What's going on in the world. Find out what's going on happy. Crackpot news can have a visit from these celebrity death abso- dirt. I'm sorry to say yes we are and you guys know paul rudd. Don't you yeah. This is an odd fact. I just saw this this weekend. I thought i would share with you. Don't you think paul rudd. He's a young looking guy. Paul rudd is now older. Then wilfred bramley was in cocoon. Nah yes paul. Rudd older than wilford grimly. In woofer bramley was just one hundred years old for the day was born to the day Paul rudd is older than the oldest looking guy in mile. That's a true story. God bless him. what's that he does. Not age is gotta be face for sure. We'll find out what is happening in our world company way next on the at the gbi one zero one five kgb. Has your chance to win. A trip to our iheart radio music festival in las vegas september. Seventeen and eighteen plus. We'll throwing two thousand dollars. It's the ultimate once in a lifetime experience and you can listen every weekday at nine one and five where we will tell you the key word for you to text to two hundred two hundred for your chance to win and we have more chances at our website. One kgb dot com stream us on the free iheartradio app when you go to work so you don't miss any of those keywords now quick look at your commute the dnc on pay tv eight. Oh five northbound. An accident is blocking the carpool lane before imperial avenue. Traffic is slow in national city. Other than that fifteen found an accident is blocking the off ramp. At how way road something else just popped up. I'm sorry on the five northbound and there's an overturned accident. Now blocking the carpool and look at bo need a road. Traffic is stopped from telegraph union. Thank you sarah. Ladies and gentlemen. I am summoning. These celebrity deaths are chris boyer and is the one who determines if someone famous has died. Who's the celebrity coroner. People people say least comes in threes. Well that's if you're loosey-goosey first of all we have chris boyer to determine whether or not this person has obtained true celebrity status and secondly we put a ten day window on it otherwise course they come in threes. We gotta have a an expiration. Chris boyer is anybody waiting right now for company or has the celebrity death window in fact closed since we last visited the cdw closed on the second of august. All right. i have some presentation candidate presentations for you. Jane withers no you know jane withers is. She was Sam the plumber or something and she played josephine. Josephine the plumber. Yeah and she played opposite of shirley temple movies is the opposite of shirley temple but she really wasn't known mistake weather's so she she wasn't what she she was. Only on jane withers his her friends. the people would not recognize her name and immediately tire to lean. The plumber josephine. Still whatever she ain't in all right josephine. The plumber. Jane withers is welcome in celebrity death. Purgatory i will take gladly. Woman had a long career in show business child star all the weapons or nineties. Next up coach. Bobby bowden probably a famous guy. Not somebody i know. And he made millions of dollars teaching voice to run around on the grass. And he's not in jim derek college. Wow that's a big swing and a miss there in my opinion. Yeah dare. I comment on the celebrity deaths are. I will certainly welcome coach. Bobby and he was i mean. I don't think i ever played for him but he sure looked fun. He was entertaining me. I think he did some tv commercials and he was an entertaining guy. Certainly a successful coach. Florida guy isn't it us. Yeah you're gonna have fun with him. Yeah he seemed fun. Like i said. I don't believe i ever played for him. His players might have a different opinion. On how funny was. But i certainly enjoyed them all right. Now that leaves me with my final offering for the deaths are and that is night court star markie post. She played christine sullivan. The public defender in night court which was a tv show about Kind of a crazy markie host. Yes she's in. You're not gonna sleep with you. She never did in. My time is probably path she is associations all right very died on the seventh of august which gives us a crack opening until the sixteenth. At which time we'll seal it up and mortaring over law right very good. So tough lock for jane withers and is it. Boden or bowden bowden. Tough luck for bobby. Bowden but bobby will have lots of laughs with josephine the plumber and all the other greats like chris boyer has passed on. That sounds like fun those those alone. We'll have a ball. Yes markie post with one credit to her. Imdb list apparently night court tv. That you don't know love boat The jews in the fall guy and a couple of others. She started as a production assistant for tom. Kennedy second. that's enough. That's an emily. Yeah what big stories had cracked into the half-baked crackpot news for today. This morning you were talking about the guy being duct tape to his seat up on the airplane reminder you can see that guy if you missed it. At one one kgb dot com slash dsc center website you can see the gift that the current bachelorette there is a bachelorette season happening right now. Katie is her name and she already went to hometowns. That's how deep into the season. We are near down to the final few and you go home to meet the families. The mom of one of the contestants. You can check out the gift that she gave katy very curious. If anyone here has received some sex twice from significant others parent in the mother gave katya. But plug you know. My son is really inadequate so this you might need this. If says a lot doesn't it brings up a lot of questions. Yeah as a young lady when you went to. I me too when you went to the dark comment when you went to the dark continent to meet your fiance's Parents did you have a whole village. Was that like a whole tribal thing would happen back. Did anyone anywhere like halloween. A dildo for you from a tree trunk and present it to you. Well you know what's incredible about the brazilian culture. We get lavished with gifts. Every time we go there you go to someone's house and they have a gift for you. I get new clothes new shoes jewelry. And i'm not kidding. Every time we go down there but no sex toys learn zedillo. If you're brave enough for sarah where you present with a dildo by a Jason's parents when you first met no chips. France did not give me any sex toys. Not i'm surprised you know. They got him. God knows maybe they were already made to you on accident. Here's appeared. of course you know that already because they mailed to you. I yes dear dave. Here's email to the show so you took a vacation two and a half days com on. It's obviously someone in the democrat. National convention heard you trashing their commercials. Tuesday called up your station crying. Maybe the great big giant ahead had no choice but to call you the principal's offices and send you home for the rest of the week. So you gotta mid week vacation and we got to hear ruth trashy on a hot microphone again. Now be a good boy and play more black. Betty like the great big heads wants. Love your show. And that is richard. That was another thing. People were weird it out on wednesday. When at nine o'clock we went to the best of show. And i can let you in on a very secret secret secret. Let him have just left early to catch a plane. There's not much excitement to the truth. But the conspiracy. Theories are way better than what happens in real life Yeah that was it the imaginations of our audience. Death impressive yeah. I asked the blouses here. You just take wednesday off her work until o'clock and then run to the airport and they said work until nine them run to the airport and that was the reason for that Morning show dear dave. I believe the reason we didn't see a lot of protests on the olympics was because they never really showed the metal ceremonies. Love your show. that is pat. They did show them. They did show them but of course. everything happened. Many many allman almost a day ahead of time so a lot of those things you saw. Virtually everything you saw was recorded edited and prepared dear. Dave good morning. I love your show. Did the airline offer drinks and peanuts. Yeah you gotta you gotta get the mask on the entire time like i told you they were very very serious about that. No taken the mask off with the exception of consuming your drinks and peanuts or did you. While you're actively eating drinking you can pull the mass down by get it right back up ghani then. I got this from debbie. Dear dave am. I the only one who hates the analogy jar. I love chris boyer's analogies. They are funny and part of borders crazy out their personality. Love it or hate. It is still always makes me laugh. i say let the analogies fly. Thank you and love daddy. Here's a personal note to debbie. The analogies never stopped not a one not a single one now. We just get paid to listen to him. We get money for him. But you say i love is analogies. Let them fly nothing changed. Nope sorry we confused you on that one demi but getting pulled back on us single one. Okay here's a pat on the head in the milk bottle for you. all right. What big stories are happening in the crackpot news today hollywood hypocrites from a birthday bash to privacy for me but not for the what does having some people are calling. So sophie turner in orlando bloom. Big fat hypocrites for their latest. Wait what is the big problem here. I mean she just had a baby stopped with a big fat thing. I don't like that at all. Parents gain weight when they first jewel in orlando a sympathy weight. Okay all right. We'll hear them Let's birthday bash. Was going to happen but then no we're not gonna have it. Oh we're actually really going to have it. Well you remember last week. President obama had announced he was going to have a few hundred people out to his estate. And martha's vineyard right and people freaked out. They're like hey man. We can't have these huge gatherings right like we do every day at baseball games. Basketball games soon to be. Nfl games. but we can't have five hundred people show up at a party now. We can have thirty nine thousand show up at petco park but not five hundred at a party. Possess sturgis cool hundred thousand people lollapalooza seven hundred seven hundred thousand at sturgis. But we can't have five hundred at obama's party. I didn't understand that. But here's the part that i found interesting. President obama said all right. No problem will cancel the party and then they wouldn't totally had been lied about cancelling the party. They totally lied about it. I mean i never really saw the big deal about them having a party so what. We have huge gatherings all the time. Now big deal but then they said okay. We'll cancel it. And then they didn't so technically he said well significantly scale it back to include only family and close friends okay. And then they didn't well maybe he just and close friends right. They lie five people you know. The only way they cut out was nancy pelosi you. I think that's really what they did. I think they bragged about this thing enough so that they could just uninvite. Nancy pelosi because they didn't want it there in the first place. Did you know she got uninvited from nancy. Pelosi and me were the only ones who invitations got cancelled. I don't think they've wanted us in the first place significantly scaling back sure is a good time. We had a significantly better time. And they're all right. What else according to a new study. There's a very good chance that we all work a psychopath. Yeah yeah you know. I looked at those numbers. You're going to hear like the one. In how many which means we've got them here in the building is no question down song gonna want you to start naming names on who you think they are because according to the ratio i've seen we've got to have a good four or five here in the building. Doodoo yeah understanding is a psychopath is someone who understands the difference between right and wrong and just doesn't care exam i'll get the exact definition not interested. I just gave my understanding. Sorry okay. I said as i understand it. I'm not interested in reality. Okay go could be me all right. What else are we're splitting. The bill at a restaurant is a lot easier now that there are digital money apps but now there's the way people can be really petty to any opportunity for people to be even more than they already on. I was just about more into the psychopath. The story when the great big head reminded me. Then you want to hear the eagles the kgb one one five kgb where this hour of the dnc brought to you by point loma electric and plumbing. Leave your plumbing and electrical issues to the experts. And that's not you dave. You are no matter how much you think you are. You are not experts. Hope it's point loma and plumbing. They're the ones who've been providing friendly five star service over thirty years. The put the wrench dow day today whole house electrical or plumbing checkup for one hundred and forty nine dollars scheduled today at point. Loma electric dot com on sports non sportsworld. Spain's as you know the gas lamp east village is well known as a vogue glove. Yeah yeah i'm surprised. There's not a t shirt and a gift shop to commemorate. There is a krone zone shirt. Isn't there dawn or shallow driven to write back. Jake accident sixteenth of the year. He's doing it all. Yeah padres take two out of three from the diamondbacks with yesterday's zip when where blake's now was the ace pitcher. We'd been hoping for striking out. Thirteen in seven scoreless yesterday. Yeah wow the padres remain in third place in the division now seven and a half games back to the first place giants now just two and a half up on the red hot reds for the second of two national league wild card spots padres host the miami marlins who are last place in their division tonight through wednesday in the glove twenty twenty one summer olympic games in the books and thanks to the usa women's volleyball team winning the gold medal. The usa edged out china for the most gold medals thirty nine to thirty eight and also the most silver and bronze the usa. One one hundred thirteen overall twenty five more than second-place china's eighty-eight here's the moment and moments after our women won gold in volleyball gold medal point for the united states for the first time. They've eric and women at won the olympic gold medal. It's everything we wanted it to be. The hard work put in the sweat. The tears the blood. It's been worth it so for this team and these amazing women in this program. I told them not only are they bet cisco they are now. Gold escalated quickly. And here's a highlight from an earlier volleyball match and welcome back to women's olympic volleyball. Wow who is that tall goddess of the indoor court that is rushes natalia goncharova. I'd like to call her over. Well jim she's thirty. Two years old stan. Six foot four and just an absolute tremendous force on their teams. She can spike me anytime. Al highly inappropriate jim. Nothing close compared to what women shows have been saying about the bodies of male swimmers. Is we how well we are here to cover sports. And i'm here to point out double standards. Okay thank you bought summer. Games will return to their original four year model returning in two thousand twenty. Four to paris france where parisians will be stocking. The olympic village was something completely foreign to the french community soap yesterday. We celebrated the new. Nfl hall of famers which included san diego's zone. John lynch the great safety tampa bay denver and legendary quarterback peyton manning who was who is a big hit. All right louis for being here tonight. Rage finished giving his speech. That started in two thousand eighteen. Speaking arrivals my good friend. Tom brady is here tonight by the time. He's inducted mixed reaction there. Tom what do you think you want to get into it by the time. Tom brady is inducted in his first year of eligibility in the year. Two thousand thirty five. We have time to post his acceptance speech on his instagram account. Countdown to kickoff thirty one days from now thursday september nine opening night of the twenty twenty one. Nfl season just a month away The dallas cowboys will visit the super bowl. Champion top obey brandon ears. Meanwhile in all the lsd incident or the dope show as some summer calling someone had placed the hit of acid in my coffee. But you can imagine we were all a little taken back by some of the events that happened during the during the news guys are said was mild astonishment by bush and insistence that. I'm both the both had away in. Joe locke flashers only trans gotcha may have time bomb. You see that. The role professionals and i think I think i think we're professionals. I think we. I think we handled with channel. Twenty two action news with dick brown alvarez mathias at five six and eleven both the usa men and women won the olympic basketball gold medals usa men comprised of nba stars like kevin durant led the way they beat france in a rematch by seven points for the gold medal. Usa women beat japan by fifteen in gold medal contest. In other sports. A french marathoner has been labeled quote the biggest dickhead at the olympics. I don't know if there's a metal that goes for that one but he's got an award you know how they line up the drinks for all the marathoners grab drank. They're all lined up in a row like that. He was towards the front of the pack and is he came up to the drinks. He rural not dumb all over so that no one behind him could heidari. That's why he has won the coveted award. Dick biggest dig and there's just and because of that. They just took away the olympics from the next paris game. Sorry you're out it's going to be nell central after on. It was like thirty seven. Forty seconds mrs show. What an five. Pfm sports network. Hi jason's brought to you by a chicken. Charlie's well that's where san diego's best home-cooked stick to your ribs. Comfort food is all your fair favorites. Locates fried oreos kool-aid floats. Am come and get a chicken. Charlie's table and rancho bernardo and chicken. Charlie's dot com now. They are the men who are at work on one five. 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Heart radio music festival. There was more to that but the liner away. A soul veered off. I'm sorry you're not for yourself. Yes it is back once in a lifetime experience with performances. You've never seen before and you'll never see a gap so come up here in just minutes. I will have the first word for you to text today. Two hundred two hundred for your chance to win and of course we have more chances to win one. Kgb dot com stream on the free iheartradio app when you get into work don't miss any of these keywords. We do it at nine. One and five. Emily i want to say. Congratulations to duff's dogs desktops. Duff's dogs dogs dogs duff's dog. You know what duff's dogs are no so there is a thing online Late last week the best hotdog location in every state and lo and behold duff's dogs. Which is this tiny little stand in the home depot. Parking lot in carmel mountain one best wehner in the golden state. Wow yeah i know. And i've seen it a million times. Because i go to this week all the time and i've never stopped and enjoyed the food there duff's dogs. I'm wondering if anyone can verify that duff's dogs are the best hot as anyone been duff's dogs. Can you tell me that. These are in fact a great hotdog experience. Feel like we need to send on there. She is our weiner specialist is. She loves him more than anyone else. She'll chug him down. Get whip up a good old case. The meat sweats for us. Ask bright my. This is so funny june. My neighbor just told me about this place because they catered a party. She was at duff's dogs. Dogs did yes. Dogs cable a poker party honest their birthday next year and she was going on and on and on about them and she she'd new at that point i had been planning shane's ninth birthday party to drop off the other plants and make sure they come shane's ninth four eight in june in so that's why number that the drug party. It was the drug party. I god yes. They were dropping acid. Weren't they something that tongue leaving She was going on and unfortunately it was to sort of noticed by the words out that we're out in this place. Yes it's just the tiniest little right there in the middle of the home depot parking lot and they got the best hotdogs in this entire state betrays the said yet. Wait go duff's dogs mamata. Try them out and see how darn good they are. Pictures look amazing. And what else is coming up in our happy. Crackpot news today Just going over that right now. Let's the have you seen on our website when when keach dot com slash. Dsc the ball girl. Who's the ball girl at the dodgers game. What happened. there's a fan. That was making a run for it but not on her watch bella. He was reaching for an air ball. No he had made his way onto the field only the looting security now. We can't have that. She took him out. Cannot have that all right. Good video is on the website lutely. Hello you're on the dnc show. I'm calling about death dog. Tell me it's the best they've got in and out dog that's got The special sauce and crispy onions and bacon militia. Damn it is it legal. That doesn't even sound legal chicago dog and all all right so you recommend. Oh yeah every. Every time i go to home depot gotta get one. What is your name. Aj tonight tell them that you sent me are you aj from aj's playhouse. No i'm not shirk. Yeah yeah thank you. Aj bound love your show on a crane right now collecting toys for children. It's okay to tell me no. I'm sitting in my office. Is your office radio station where you do a morning show. No no no. I love your show. I think that was. Aj just play house here. Sarah in iraq gives me the cold shoulder every time he's author weird says nice things about doodoo big times. Hello you're on the. hey david. It's cody what is he. I gotta tell you man up stops. He's the best. That's what i heard the best in the state of california louis man they got. He's got he's got brought. he's got it all he's got he's got brought idea. I didn't know this was on there all right. Well oh man ya gotta do it. I mean it looks like a little hole. Looks like a photo hunt. Yeah it's it's awesome friend of mine turned me onto it a few years ago and every time i'm in the area i go. I had no idea that they cater to services they katya event. I need these guys do an event to. I don't have to cook well. Hey you know what if they they could. Just bring it to the show. I like that idea brother. Thanks man no worries not johnny. I love yours tony. Thanks i know why tony because boy is not on my show about dealer by the fact i look chris boy or more than anyone. Thank you david. Lock and load. Look gotta crackpot news porks up next. This is the dnc computer. Smart device or radio wouldn't five music festival fans one five kgb with your chance to win a thousand bucks now and the trip to our iheartradio music festival. 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Approaches the governors of texas and florida have enacted measures to ban mask mandates for schools. This comes as many american children are prepared for in person returned to the classroom at the education secretary. Miguel cardona was speaking about this on face the nation yesterday number one. I understand the fatigue wearing masks. I i don't like wearing masks. I know my own children. Don't want to wear masks on their vaccinated but we also understand that. This is bigger than us had my fourth grade niece over this weekend. I asked her. They're going to have masks on when you go back to school. She's like yep said you care she goes note. Don't really care does done. Matter is similar and out. Whatever if i have to wear to be here. it's on. He doesn't care not not really an opinion either way. It's like whatever summer is yesterday. She goes she screamed. Not oh you care notice before. But she was pissed. I'll show she She exhibited a diva like personality. Ashi ran away. Screaming yelled it. What if well. We have the unicorn. One unicorns mermaid mass. It worked for a while. She never really cared but but now all of a sudden has a strong opinion against what she say she. We had We had someone come to our house yesterday and we had to wear mass while this person was there and Smart don't sober. She just she yelled and ran away. She screamed and ran away. Over the word she screamed. I'm not wearing a mask. No after eating. I'm not gonna wear. Thank god saves church right so yeah and the woman was like. I don't care about the candidates. Fine so is better the masks that are up against your face the ones that stretch right across your mouth and your nose or the those like an ninety five ones that are like a big tupperware bowl over. Your face would like money inside. I've never worn one of those. Those are available now. You remember last year. This time like you couldn't find anywhere now on amazon. Here's ten thousand nine dollars. It's like i'll hunt. you know. Supply and demand is caught up and they stick way out on your face. You look like you're wearing like a duck's bill. I've never worn though. So i don't know what they're like. Yeah i wonder if that helps people say they feel to fall. But i wonder if it helps. If you get that kind of a mask or maybe can you wear see now. I got told you can't wear those net gators anymore on planes. Oh yeah. I haven't run into that yet. Let me tell you about this. I get on the plane and the flight attendants had been walking up and down. You know it takes a long time to get everybody on board. And you've got your mask on as soon as you get on board. So i had this thing pulled up over my face and i had worn those just because it's easy just to be up and down with it as the only reason for it and they shut the door and then this attendant aerial lovely girl. She comes up to me. I didn't tell this on the air. I told the story on the air. Yeah about the mask. Uh-huh about your personal told on the air just to you other commercials in the opening break. But i'll you said on air was. We're not gonna have any one on cnn today. Yeah but i didn't tell about the yes. I don't think i told this part. so anyway. She said you can't wear gator on the plane. I didn't tell this on the air. Now i this is news to me. I have not heard this. That tells them there. I don't recall the no not detail so she says to me she stops from me. She goes you're gonna hate me. I'm like oh jeez what is gonna happen now. I'm going to be this person. I've caused a problem. And she says you can't wear this gear and is like i didn't know that these things were not effective or not cool or whatever so i was like okay. Don't worry i've got one of those goofy blue paper ones mirth and so I put that on and off. They go about their business by ten minutes before we land she comes up and she hands me a note aerial and it says I just wanna thank you for understanding about the gator. I hope it didn't Disrupt your flight too much. It was a pleasure being with you. Today that the nice meeting you signed aerial she gave a personalized signed card. To every person in her segment of the airplane. Everyone so lovely Every single person in her section got a handwritten notes from her about their experience on the plane and every single person asked for her employee. Id number 'cause they all wanted to call american airlines and say this aerial should be. You should get a race not yeah. I'd never experienced that. My life was so nice. But yeah those gator things. Apparently they don't do the job anymore. So those are gone. yeah. I didn't know a little. Summer's gonna kick up our heels. Oh god i guess oh and she starts school week. And i believe they're following the state of the state you know says that there needs to be messin schools than she's going to have to wear one so and i was back in illinois this weekend and parents were protesting i saw one parent say we're not leaving until you take a revolt right here. A vote of the people by the people then for the people. All right sam. Sit down relax. They can't stand the masks on their children at school. I don't like it as well. But i'm gonna i'm not gonna fight it if the ruling rule go to school but your mask is like it right. I mean maybe some people do some people are like hey. Did you notice that. The flu went down to like zero this year. I'm agean there's some people who like it but no one is loving it and that's why the guy was saying. We all have masks fatigue. It's not unique to just you. That one person that's like i'm over and i'm not wearing it anymore. We all sick of it. I believe boyer has announced. I don't care what they say here in the building. I'm not wearing a mask again. I'm out i'm done. I'm not wearing it. I've taken care of it. i've been vaccinated either. They work or they don't and I'm done if you wanna wear. Well that's your business you have added an and if your boss is telling you here you gotta wear one. You're going to say okay. I'll wear what i've got fifteen weeks of education. I'll see in fifteen weeks. That's what you're going to say. Are you calculate my vacation time. You let me much either. I don't need to do that. you'll really do that. Yeah i'm not wearing a mask. It's ridiculous so you'll really take fifteen weeks vacation rather than wear masks. Yeah do i need to start looking for someone right now. Probably not why. Because you don't mean this. I don't know there's a lot of fussing. There's a lot of talk. No walk i just i. It's it's it is a stupid rule. I'm not gonna debate that with you. I don't like it either. I just need to know if. I need to look for someone the last time i had. Someone say i'm not wearing any bar and start looking okay. Do i need to start looking. Probably not. I need to know whether or not to take you divas seriously when you tell me you're walking. I'm the only diva on this show. No one on our show got sick at all and we don't wear masks. Put it out there. He put it out there. Did you hear that your first year and a half of the chinese communist virus. I think that anything has never counts but if you ever not. I don't know if you've noticed. It is in the news again today again. There's another conservative radio. Talk show host dick something or other. It wasn't dick brown but it was dick. The radio talk show host. Who spent the last year and a half carrying on about how masks or stupid and the viruses not real. And he's dead of the virus. Did you see this guy shows up about every two weeks it's usually a radio talk show host. You know you ever notice and you are this close to me and that guy. Well the guy the chinese communist viruses real but you like complain about it like it was our idea when they say to us. We gotta wear masks here in the building. You complain to it like it's our fault. They don't work and their restrictive and you wind up looking like a fool. Okay looking like a fool. That ship sailed so long ago right and you purposely wear it like a fool to look. Fool your way way way way doesn't work. Don't jump away from this. You wear it like a fool to look foolish on purpose. Do that on purpose. Right i do it because i want to Loosely comply in the least possible way and we sure appreciate that. But i mean you do you do when when these things are foisted upon you and sometimes it's for the show like the chin dong stuff like that you walk around looking like a goofball on purpose of the children was fun but you said you object to the mass because it makes you look like a fool yes it makes you look like someone who has had the kool aid. Always really wyler's. I think but but you go out of your way to be the foolish moss. Understand why that part you care about you. Know i don't know doesn't mean anything you're just. Are you just complain. No i think wearing a mask shows. I'm so afraid. Got to comply with what they do. I better just gosh darn it. We're all gonna die. I don't think it says that. I think it says i gotta do what i gotta do. And we're not all going to die. I some people will. You'll never get to a point where no one dies. Everybody dies and it's important for the safety. Will you know if you really want to save like fifty thousand people a year. Cut the freeway speeds in half. Okay all right. Let's see where you did your off topic again already. You're so good at it. I just stay with me here. I know it's difficult one topic. Some people will die the people who are all right all right. All right never mind. Vulnerable have been vaccinated. I never mind that. I understand that i get it. It's frustrating for everybody and if you don't want to be vaccinated god. I understand that you're right as an american to choose. I let the monster out of the bout of the jarred night. If they don't work. I was cold and flu down last year. When we didn't have the vaccine yet what will let me. Just tell you right now. I just saw what you did when you see what i do. It the exact same. I don't want to upset you. But i'm getting a little peek abroad and that's all i can think about all right. Thanks speech betty. that's all i can think of erica. I stopped caring about boyer's tirade a longtime. What else do we We have an increase in cova cases here in the county fourteen hundred new cases yesterday. Three hundred six thousand Active cases or caseload is three hundred thousand whatever Live nation says they artists can now require proof vaccination or negative cove in nineteen tests at all of their venues if they want to tour if they want to make that a requirement to go to a show the bash plan for barack obama sixtieth birthday on. Martha's vineyard was scaled back but leaks photos. Report suggests it was still one heck of a party. He hosted the star it event at his twenty acre property on saturday night Any photos that had been posted to social media have all been deleted since then and printed in every newspaper on her ayla celebrities like john. Legend and chrissy. Teigen dwayne wade and gave Gabrielle union don cheadle stephen colbert Beyond saying gee z. Were reportedly on the guest list though on if they actually made an appearance. Those who were kicked off the invite list include david. Letterman larry. david. Conan o'brien oprah apparently pulled out due to concerns about the delta marian and the white house said joe biden would not be attending. That's yeah so president biden said okay. We're gonna we're gonna scale this thing way down to just family. Yes but i say. I beg your pardon. President obama said that and then they didn't do anything talk christian is for you lying you lying now. Totally not in fact chronic and habitual ramp it up and they had an extra day and then the police were saying naked. It traffic was bearable. It's like it was six hundred people. We get thirty thousand downtown petco. This was six hundred. You can't handle six hundred. People apparently knocked six hundred. People go through granite ridge drive every time the light changes. God what is going on there. At martha's vineyard are the amish or something like that. It's like totally six hundred. People threw them into a tizzy. Here is Mary on the dnc. What's going on here. I just wanted to say. I mean why is the big deal about mass. I mean doctors and nurses where mass all the time are they idiots to. I mean if you were having surgery would expect your doctor de wearing a mask while you're getting cut up on on a table warriors crazy anyway but i mean what is the big freaking deal. It's all political. It is for some reason. It is a big freaking deal. People have taken time out to go to meetings at night. When i'm like oh. I give up two in the afternoon. I don't wanna go and do anything. Let alone go to a school meaning at night. I don't know how these people have the energy to do it either. Home in my house. People are protesting. And they're carrying on. And i get that. They're very upset about it. I get it. I don't understand why they're upset about it. But i fully accept that they are upset and so mary wants to know boy or do you think. Doctors look stupid when they are in masks. They wear them so that you don't squirt blood or pus into their mouth. That's not true. There's no patient that is more or less protected. Doctor wears her doesn't wear. That's nice who don't score inside the doctors that's not true at all. That's only been. The nurses and doctors are practically crying on the television telling people to mask up so they don't have to deal with thousands of people coming into the hospitals already. Look at florida. Look at all these states. Now there are increasing with all the covet. I mean even kids. No i mean before there you hear about any kids. Having covert now rampant. The only thing that how many cases they have they don't tell you how many people are dying they don't tell you who's in there People dine boyer for for to matter. Yes otherwise it just as stupid statistics that scares people. But what about what about her original question. Do you think doctors look stupid. Because they've been wearing masks for a century now yes they look stupid. Yes okay there you go. There's later they look like an idiot. And if a doctor was cutting on me and didn't wanna wear one. that's fine. I probably gonna get squirted with goo. Why even wash your hands right. Run your hands through the solvent tank about that solid scientific evidence that you don't want to go from cutting on the cadaver. Delivering a vein. Is that right. Yeah they used to do. And that's whether we're a lot of people who die what's coming up in round two for that big. That is very much the attitude that is alive and well you know that right and by the way here's my bold prediction there'll be another variant here lamba or something like that. Do they name it. Finally it was something that isn't a well known commercial brand of pressure but yeah i think there's a new variant here yeah. I don't think it's ever gonna stop out of the various are ever going to stop. Thank the flu right every year. The clues slightly different in alternative by the flu. Shot is i guess of what strain it might be. Well let's come around to we're gonna talk about psychopaths dildos and hypocrites. Sounds awesome ensure here. That's built ford tough test. Drive once your san diego. County ford dealers go five four now dot com. Emily would you rather listen to chris boyer and his diatribe on why doctors look stupid wearing masks four. Sit at the bar at on. The border with some tasty eats an ice cold margaritas. Healthy you at the bar. Ice cold margaritas tasty eats on the border in mira. Mesa escondido are open for indoor and outdoor dining. Maybe try at one of our ice cold watermelon margaritas on the border. Sorry chris hoping that. I could build you an audience where you talk about it at the bar. That's fine you can't drink eight. What else is in our happy. Crackpot news follow the new. Variant is the lambda variant. Lambda lambda lambda. Do you know what that is animal. Health prevented hurts the tri lambs. I've had the delta letter. Were you in a sorority Not really not really is not really an answer. Not in a sorority and greek letter says i was in honor society. What do they call it. I don't know now. I don't remember something now. I don't remember what probably the most hated of all the three. Greek letters dorks agree cluttered georgia's nervous rudeness darkest nerd. Just be ours. Were you know you just were friends. With all the frat bros. I was all my roommates. Were i was not the ones who tried to get you to jump into the fraternity by saying what happens if you come back to town and you don't have a place to stay with that. The pitch they used on yours at somebody else. I'm thinking of that was not me. Oh yeah maybe. Just get hotel. You the fred brother. Man darkest darkest is that. What would your fraternity was also picked out that. Allocate a doubt. The cabot doubts the honor society of social. Were you in a jesus. Greek society sorority kind of thing over at jesus college did not want me in any other clubs. That's for sure they had the need there. And i as soon as i wasn't a policy. Peteris julius judy sorority of jesus college alpha and the omega honey. How many people went to jesus college. What was the head there. No i no handed. I gotta have no idea i have. I couldn't even guess it wasn't big. Nah i don't think it was. I think you were like two thousand. Maybe something like that. You're still what if maybe you're probably right on fifteen hundred thousands on like that and the day that i moved out of that dorm room. Cute moved out kicked out and told never to come back. No i like the day we moved out of. Kgb the first time because acquitted. And i moved in to an ocean front place in mission beach and my three roommates. Were all ak. Oh sorority sisters. At st so i was like the adopted sorties sister but never officially you seem so sorority girl. I would've loved to go to school. Yeah i think you like. Have just a teeny. Like maybe two atoms of regret in your life that you never got to experience sorority life in college. Oh my god totally totally. Do you seem what's a cayo. Is that the glamour puss. Barbie doll what you mean. You don't dance for remember was it. What was it. The glamour puss barbell sorority. Probably you remember the one. I didn't know any already. Yeah i know we can to the square root of their address that nerd. You honestly gonna my grandmother douchebag. But that's back in ohio tart. What else is in our crackpot news today Is it possible. You work with a psychopath. Yes i know why to dea. Yeah you saw the study. No oh i've worked in this business one hundred years you kidding Yeah god with the exciting news here. And he said he found four point. Five percent of the general population are psychopaths which one in twenty two people and the top jobs for. Psychopaths number. three in list is radio host right after. Ceo and lawyer so one in twenty two. Ah which means when this building is full which it is not now right but when it's full. I think there's got to be two hundred people in this building. Sounds about right. Maybe not maybe a hundred now. Two hundred something. They've got to be a good five psychopaths here. Yeah so there's gotta be fifty in here on any given day to so there's a good to psychopaths walking around. Who is do you want. The common signs of psychopathy socially irresponsible behaviour boyer disregarding violating the rights of other spoiler inability to distinguish between right and wrong boyer difficulty with remorse or empathy tendency to lie off tin manipulating and hurting others and recurring problems. With the law auto. They boyer manipulates hurts other people he manipulates things. But it doesn't hurt anybody. And what was the last one recurring problems with the law. Not really didn't get arrested but there's a long time ago and he was trying to save someone's life while he i don't blame him for what he did he was he was. He was acting nobly. Six of the seven times see. I wouldn't have even pegged boyer's psychopath here in the building. You wanna make me. Oh anybody who was an am talk show host. Yeah that's gonna be one so are you. It's not my career path. That was the question was. Do you want to be one no. I enjoyed listening more than i enjoy talking to them. Yeah i just. I i listened but i don't aspire did you not do guests shifts on the. Am talk show. I did. I was forced to it was my head to that was not my decision. Make i had to her. They would kill me. Tell you always say thank you. I was not cut out for it. You did it. Yeah a a week on. Kfi yeah and how did they go for that. Well no no i. I made up some stuff but between the commercials minimum. Always do very good stuff when they catch on it. No i just Yeah field. You're out you're on performance and you think that could have gone better. Yeah i know. I get that percent all right yeah talk. Radio stations are hot. Bread hotbed for psychopaths. Yeah tv and radio personalities toll especially weatherman. If you're doing tv weather and you say about my mark mathis. Well i'm just what are you saying about my mark man better watches. Ps and qs. Because there's probably already an indictment they're just waiting to sign in dated. What are you talking about. Tv weatherman have a bit of a assorted a background. Marked us knows a sports hero in high school but his career path is iffy at best. I mean Rich barra talked about this this what. Tv weatherman who found out his wife was cheating on his private pilot. I'm i'm sure there was one or maybe two. A couple of guys getting caught looking through blinds two in the world but in that so that becomes all of them. Yes okay good. Thank you for that. The other top careers with psychopaths. Salesperson surgeon journalist priest police officer chef and politician. Those are all one hundred percent. A hundred percent agree with that a hundred percent all of my experiences with all those people says that. And mind you. I come from the number three career for psychopaths so believe me And we had a cop turned politician. Show okay thanks chris. What else do we have Bachelorette katie when In her one of the contestants family blake is the name and the mom gave her canadian flag pattern dildo. She said i wore an effing sunday. Church outfit so i received this gift from his mom. I should appreciate it While she says she calls herself sex positive. I think she was just kind of do you think by it. Do you think mother tanked her son's chances of being selected by katie. Don't know so. Apparently i wouldn't want to do that. Mom apparently katie. When she was on last season of the bachelor with matt james you know how they all come out of the limo and they try to do something to catch attention. She came out with a pink vibrator in her hand and said this. Got me through a lot of alone time this year. I can't wait to you know. Put it to rest in connection with you. And she's called herself sucks positive. So i think the mom was trying to connect with katie's bunny opening vibrator thing for the previous season. Young people don't want to hear about old people and their grow sex lives mom grow up. Mom understand you're not young katie anymore. Old mom now they don't want it Check out the dill one cage be dot com slash. The dac custody esi other drivers the bachelor that mom. Thanks a lot mom. Go back to my day job now. Thanks mom gonna win this contest. He's in the final two good luck. Lincoln justin blake chesting. Gosh editor which one to depict. They're both perfect baghdad. I well have you heard about the new animated series on. Hbo called the prince. So it just dropped dropped at the end of july. It's an animated show from a family guy writer which follows the life of the british royal family through the eyes of prince. George pokes fun at the entire. Royal family and kate middleton is portrayed as an alcoholic prince harry and meghan markle or struggling to find work in california as they start an hd tv show called royally screwed. George torments is butler. Owen can't stand his younger sister princess charlotte and his constantly sucking up to the queen. Who was painted like disney villain johnson larousse so It was here tonight to here. It is they. It was supposed to come out. In the spring they pushed it back because of prince philip's passing then and fans of sophie. Turner in orlando bloom are taking issue with them voicing characters because they so often speak out about wanting privacy for their children in here. They are starring in a show. That is mocking the privacy of a child. But it's not really him. So selvi is the voice of princess charlotte sophie turner as she was Some sunset since so. Whatever on game of thrones. She married to jonas brother. She is okay. I know who that is redhead And who's the other one orlando bloom. Nosy married to katy perry got it. So he's the voice of prince harry now so if he hasn't said a word about it she posted that this. Hey here it is. Here's the series. I'm prince charlotte are princess charlotte and then all our fans are like what a hypocrite. How dare you. How would you feel if it's your kid you all. You've asked for his privacy with your kid and now you are voicing child. I don't understand so she hasn't said anything since then. Costlo meanwhile orlando is trying to defend his decision and his wife hundred with him he said. Initially i was like How do i feel about this. I'm a british boy who's very proud of my roots. I understand how the royal family is loved by some and loved by others always understood it as part of my heritage and background. I'm not someone who wants to poke fun at anyone normally. Except for when i do this is so clever. Witty and affectionately done katie. Bit of it and said you've got to do this. This is genius. I sure hope that prince harry's oh thanks for dragon katie. The bigger star under the bus. I in in summing up. What he said about prince harry. That guy is so nice. I hope he sees it as a sign of appreciation. Whatever hollywood way to go once again big just like you said before rules for the not for me right so the prince is the name of the show if you wanna check it out on. Hbo map let me tell you. What's on the website please. Oh one one dot com slash. Tse as we talked about the canadian dildo gift from mama. be dodgers. ballgirl gets credit for leveling a fan that ran out onto the field during a game. Check it out pretty bad ass and happy birthday to lauren. And you can check out the photos of lauren and the birthday surprise we soccer. Yeah i hope you will look at that if you're listening to. You didn't have a chance to see it when we did the simulcast on tv. I know that was a very visual thing. I do on the radio. But they're great pitchers so if you heard it on the radio take a chance to go see it one. Kgb dot com. It's great stuff. Yes i really thank you pretty darn good. God awful monday monday. Crackpot news the chain saga you. I wrap up on sports. Next of the dnc be on the down. Slide right now. Nothing about a tuesday. Wednesday thursday friday. Like the way you look at that south ruling monday as over just a piece of cake. Now you've thank you to the san diego ford dealers for bringing you this monday. Show the twenty twenty one ford ranger build for your next adventure. Visit your san diego. County ford dealer. Set up a test drive today and don't forget one. Oh one five. Kgb with you to work extremist through the free iheartradio app or do an online one. Oh one kgb dot com. What happens now. i'm going to go get pricked. That's what i anticipated. More that the entities acupuncture works She mangrove vicki is the only one that has made any progress with me so yeah done acupuncture a couple times and both times eventually whatever it was it was bugging me got better so i don't know if i should give it credit or not. It didn't happen instantly but eventually did that's like well. How do i know how you can just get better. Yeah then bummer. Placebo effect is really strong. How do i know it in. Just get better versus that speed right. Maybe it cut the recovery time in half. Yeah perhaps ever ever done acupuncture bore. No sir never done it. Sarah time and what did you. What was your experience. Didn't feel it right away. If i did it for my for my back back something i was on my back But yeah. I didn't. I didn't go back because it didn't really get the relief i was before. I guess it's magic vicky. now. I don't know donald few times and i can't tell you get that is trivial looking down your body with all those needle sticking out and i'm so afraid to move and they fall asleep on the table and then a jerk. You know you do that like when you're falling asleep jerk like this. Do you want to hear horrifying horrible story about acupuncture now pitcher about going for a motion. Sarah you know brahmos story about acupuncture down so he used to go all the time because he he cramps a lot from his running and so he would go get acupuncture for cramp relief and to try to prevent them from happening You get a crap when you're running your toast. Yeah and he said he was getting treatment and it was. I can't remember what one of his leg muscles started. Cramping up back in the needle started twisting and bending and the doctor's like better relax. Relax you're going to break the needle and we're going to have to take into surgery to get it out. And how do you relax. Relax a cramp away. You can't i. I don't know how you can't just look at a cramp and go okay. Chill out right. That's a muscular reaction. They control. I said the neal started bending. And twisting and they said if you don't relax that needles going to break and then you're gonna have to have surgery to get it out and it's like well that relaxes me so much right now. I'd so don't do that today. Body don't cramp. Don't do that today. Got it if you do. Just relax azure lanes I have no fun planned for today. I only have plan none of them. Got it But let's look and see what we did. That was and were fun and always will be fun. We did today here on the show sir hello. Dse listeners. We are back and alive and well. We did not die and we were not fired or all the other things that were floated and suggested you know it's summertime so sometimes people take a couple days off in the summer. I thought a couple to. Oh my god bitter pants. How much do you want how much you have to take for it. To be considered two days is not vacation right. No that's a long weekend. What does it have to be for vacation a week off make four week. Okay all right. Do i have to take a week off you to take a week off more often than not. Is that right. Yeah yeah yeah. Why just works that way just makes me feel better you can you know i'm never going to stand in the way your vacation so but not making a week long breaks iverson Am i sound doing it years ago other than christmas. Yeah you don't take a week at a time. Hardly ever do you guys do right. You did take one liken mayor so when i went to hawaii so we all. That's happening next year. already booked. we're going for ten days of may so ten days. Yes but i'm i doing you know we're glad to take no. I'm doing a wednesday to the next friday so like you know. Oh that's a really long vacation. A forty th birthday you know turning forty tip is turning forty and we're doing it big in away and the kids have to come and all that so what i know. Why do they have time. They have to why because we ditched them this year. Which was the best thing we've ever did to them and way tell me what the the mindset is on this. Why do you feel like they have to go It's one hundred percent stupid guilt. That i should not have you feel parent guilt pairing guilt. Mostly it's actually not pair. Y'all it's pushing my crazy three children onto other people for the time that we're gone. No i feel so bad when people have to take my kids for that long put. Your parents live like next door ever. We spread them out so my mom took a kid chips. Parents took a kid and then His sister took a kid for a little bit in the kind of mixed him around. Why can't the kids stay in the house where you live now. I just have people look in on them. That with a dog. I mean what's wrong with that. Just having just carry on and we'll look in on you from time to time apparently. Cps cares about that stuff. Who's gonna tell them difficult so they're gonna come along You are going to be like these poor bastards. I see at the airport. See i've forgotten all about it. Like childbirth blanked it all out when we used to travel with our kids. I don't remember honest. I don't remember it being hideous as it looks. Well his family is going to be coming as well. My mom's going to be coming in my mom booked her flight. God i can hear banjo music already. Flying it's going to be a big chickens and stuff with the onboard. He's going to be like an like an indian bus chickens there. And why waiting for you right. You're gonna feed them their right hotpot. How many are going on this trip. i'm already get irritated and annoyed thirteen so far. She's going months away. Tell everyone you know and you have to do the same thing. What do you mean. Gela go everywhere as a group. No no. there's only going to be you know a couple of things. I'll definitely want to all do together officially like on chips actual birthday But then i will expect them to take our kids for at least two days so can disappear for two days so you are going to stick your kids on people. You're just not going to do it here to a different state. Yes i understand that a now that we're hearing why you all this money to be here and get away. Take our kids ask for a little bit. That's worse. No yes no no they do now. They know it no. You don't know they're doing it for tips birthday gift claude. Can i just give you one hundred dollars instead they gift. It's the gift that you decided they're gonna give you. Well you know. Ask if they're okay with that and they say yes absolutely true. I told my mom that thousand times to you by the way you do not to fight with us you can take your own plane. You don't have to go. I wouldn't even use the same airport just in case we ran into each other. Now i know so you might be taking vacation next week next may might not coming here and relax just hearing these stories from me if my blood pressure up this meal upset. I see these people. Traveling through the airport car chairs by the way car seats for kids have gotten bigger. Yeah they have not gotten smaller. They're out of control giant. They're like almost ladyboy size now. Yeah i saw some of this this weekend with my nieces is like chafe this contraptions that people have the light around Just put them in a capsule at this point. My kids car seats weren't that big at all different. Now they're gonna ride the damn thing until they're sixteen or something. There's quite that bad. There's a booster seat. All you gotta have you hundred and forty pounds. Six nine odd. You know if if she goes and you stay here. Dave barons cusack or could be the producer. He's got a very soothing manner and he might be able to just relax you. I need idea. What else did we do today here on the show. Well you did tell us that. Yes you saw freaks on the plane. A guy who thought a build your own house caved would fit in the overhead and a woman who wore her air pods with the sticks up and pilot who give the temperature in celsius celsius. Flight attendant area was lovely. And we love her. She's aerial. you'd never meet like a gross aerial. They're all cute and darling. There darlie pleasant yes. I should've asked her to sing that crap and he told us that president trump shared his thoughts on the women's olympic soccer team thing if they weren't so well they wouldn't have lost. Megan re pinot disagreed. But that doesn't really matter because the ratings are so bad. Nbc had to give sponsors free commercials to make up for it and it looks like the olympics Maybe that is not the sign of a good broadcast when you're giving away. Advertising that makes sales managers cry. We had a dire straits threesome today for mark knopfler birthday week and chainsaw knocks out of the park on the first passing. gets off. Three a close were you to I was really damn close. I was just beat the buzzer. I add them all and he beat me to the buzzer. Okay let me listen nielsen. Back in my we make sure. That's right let me uh bic well there you go there's an instant replay there. Okay thank you at seven forty. We celebrated lauren penny's birthday with good morning. San diego crew on kayla. Sei we learned that mark man. This is a scorpio and a very sexual. We saw lawrence nine year old headgear. Regretful hair choices her teen years but she did rock the jennifer aniston haircuts. Can i ask you. Why did the child have to wear her headgear when the birthday cake came. I mean there was a party going on here and they brought out her cake and i really studied that cake close. It looked to me. Like i'm gonna have to ask her for clarification. it looked like it was chester. The cheetah from the cheetos bags or. I'm not sure. I know she'll know this i'll find out i'll dig into this. But she was clearly at whether it was just a family party or a big blown out thing. She had her big orange birthday cake out. She was wearing her headgear. Don't you get to take care of headgear off for your birthday party. So you know. I'm paying for that. We're getting done on a dare. Keep it on their grumbly. Old bad saying that kids still wear headgear. By the way. I think them. Why would it or my sister or that stuff. For seven years. Think orthodontics is really advanced for the younger kids. Invis- and things of that nature of come along but you have to be at least sixteen. I believe to us that the headgear still I thought that was thought that went away. The dodo bird. I didn't know do your kids. At braces now. None of They're all good. They were all born with perfect little picket fence teeth. Summer hasn't any teeth yet. So she still has her baby teeth. Shane chain still losing his so certain. Even he's not even there. We don't even know what they're gonna look like at any idea with your child. He got my mouth. he's getting teeth more. We gotta burs got what we've got a racist fun going. Is that right. Yes you can tell someone. I could tell that. She was going to need braces. I can tell. He has teeth versus eric erickson. Both me and my brother have the same teeth. And they're all jacked up in all cricket so it's just same thing happened with our kids. I could tell carly right away. She was going to need. Braces can tell. Allie was perfect. Tune is i got teeth. You could tell you ben. I'm not gonna make them wait till he's an adult and get invis- line. I want him to enjoy a nice smile. So what is the racist fund. Is that like every day in any money that is how does that work. We we three hundred dollars savings account. We said okay. Let's just add to that slowly because by the time he's seven or eight we'll probably want to get it started. She'll so far you got a hundred dollars a little bit of time. He's lost two teeth. I get it i understand. I think for each tooth will probably throw a little bit more in there about ten thousand that if the tooth fairy full the braces don't think there were ten thousand dollars. I don't think at them. No war no. I don't think they were two to four. Yeah that sounds more like it. That's cheaper than i thought wage. Is you have yeah. I don't remember exaggerated some. He didn't understand the price of something how to great. Bits of entertainment when you exaggerated and to when you are stunned to find out that you exaggerate it. That's great good entertainment. I like it all right. 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