17 Burst results for "Joe Koi"
"joe koi" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"One looks at you the way your bother does. There's nothing that compares with the mother's love all right. That was judy gold. I love that man. I Really Love Hut. I really love that moment. Between her and her mom that she explains and that it's still funny. It's it's the last thing is I'm not gonNA argue and it's just a testament to the relationship and how how funny she stayed and I. I just really loved the insight to their relationship. It's it's very sweet and you can tell why Judy gold a stand up comic just from hearing that but yeah. The documentary is call your mother. It premieres Sunday may tenth at ten PM on Comedy Central Eastern Time. And you heard just now roy junior and fortune. Fem- Surin Rachel Feinstein and And Judy Gold. But also there's there's a lot of stuff with David Spade in here. That's really funny him doing his monologue in front of his mom and her hate cringing at some of the jokes. And then Yeah Pignataro Jen Kirkman. Joe Koi has a lot in this Bobby Lee just just a really great documentary and like I said I love Christian shawls part of it. It's her mom is so much like her to. It's very cute. It's just fun to see these people's MOMS think but Louie Anderson though it's really powerful and I I love the sentiment at the end of the day is yeah call your mom talk to your parents while you can and And I think that they do. They did a really good job with the stock. Yes it's like You ever been at school in a mother shows up and you're like man whose whose moms there like. Oh that's all I get. So that's kind of how I felt about the show because you got to see everybody's mom and you're like okay. I kinda yeah I feel like I get to know you a little bit more absolutely. I'm surprised that nobody talked in this documentary about their MOMS being a bigger fan of another comic. Because your life how to happen you know where like I remember. The first time I talked about it before on the show I think because I played mullany but I remember taking my mom and see mullany and her. I'd never seen her laugh. That hard at somebody live and I was like God damn it. I loved it too but it's I'm sure that that happens where somebody goes. Oh I wish that you were more like this comedian. Yeah I could. I couldn't imagine a world where I would be passionate about something and then my mother would even remotely get it like. Yeah I just nine possible. It's almost like okay you. Can't you know 'cause you're not. Let's generations apart. You know your different sexes. It's it's everything. Life is moving so fast. It's like I'm doing our thing in the eighties. So how can how could he even remotely understand what I'm doing for sure that's true but I feel I don't know man 'cause sometimes I I was really close to my mom When I especially when I was growing up but I was I would share with her. All the Shit I was that I thought was funny and she thought it was funny too so I feel like it's really. She does kind of get it but it is. I think probably a lot of people are like you have of course. My mom doesn't even know what I'd do like shit got raise beaming stripper some some other.
"joe koi" Discussed on The Fighter And The Kid
"Do this is crazy. I made so much money on that tour but I just mentor when I opened from I so much I didn't spend any of the checks Carl's will give you money from each city yeah each each show. He was giving me money and I didn't spend any he was he paying. You will know you know you know the rumors and hearings okay. It's opening money but it was a but I took the money and and literally I put it all on my son's College Fund Smart Man Yeah like literally it was that was like my way of telling my mom I told you I can provide for my son like that's what that was like. I wanted to get my whole goal was let me get his college out by the way and let me pursue my dream without you because I remember there was times where my mom was like. Just quit already like it's done. You just get a fulltime job now. You're done like you have a sudden like she was telling me that like sure and I get where it comes from. It was coming from a good place. You know I mean she didn't want my son to struggle. Pants are different now though like you and I will because we're different oh one hun- I feel like even parents who don't no anything about show business or sports that was actually a lot of examples of Dude's not going to college not taking that traditional path killing it. There's so much more access because of social media and digital services is that where you see all these people who didn't take the conventional road yeah two two yeah success and those will now. There's so many outlets so many platforms I mean you're talking about when I started I was cutting up cards at Kinko's in in flyers and putting them in you know go into the mall parking lots and putting him in windshields. You know what I mean renting out theaters and you think you do that now. Let's say there's a young Joe Koi out there in L._A.. Right now I would still do it. I still like cutting up things like I'm still making flyers. I to this day. I just made ten thousand fliers for my Netflix. You just like the litter because you don't need it. Yeah you yeah you do yet. Everyone needs to everyone if you cut. I mean you know man. You're businessman says man like people like tangible shit. You're still at a group of people that like to hand. They love to physically grab something from you just to say I got this. You know we just remember when they took the CD away and said it's all streaming now. No you don't you don't it's not the same the same like I loved the package I loved I loved reading the still exist. There's people still love it and there's young kids that one of the few that you know what I mean and I why I do view Netflix. This is a man I didn't I make I may you may I just made twenty thousand fliers. I get them printed. I don't have to go to Kinko's anywhere and cut it up like I get it on the good card stock. I make sure that it's Matt so I can sign it with a silver pen so you sign them at your show..
"joe koi" Discussed on KFC Radio
"I at least favorite my least favorite. Like, which would you like, like I'm almost on this anything to do with celebrities anything, where celebrities are involved? No, no. I I don't you know, I at this point I don't have one. Okay. That's good. That's good. If we did something from -squitoes I'd probably be like it's terrible. I don't want to help out mosquito very fair like they're at the top of the list of archenemies. Right. We all agree. Yeah. No, there's nothing good about a mosquito. I feel like someone would like like after this airs. Well, you're never going to hear it, 'cause you're going to die. But. But on the air. Yeah, yeah. Should play. But I feel like someone will be like you guys radiance mosquitoes are very important ecosystem, one hundred or they are, but still fucking. I'm just saying it caused a lot of problems. Yeah itching, but the deuce is out tomorrow video odd volt is out tomorrow, the ready. No never will, like no. But let's say could be continuing. Yeah. Yeah. Could be forever. Volt out tomorrow video on demand. Theoretically, is deuce takes place at providence. Check it out. All right. Big, thank you to THEO. Rossi really reminds me how awesome sons of anarchy was at times it got silly, and it kinda ran onto long. But like man, I had some fucking moments dude, I it sucked. I we, we didn't get to the one not one. I want to ask him 'cause I can't even remember until after. But I, I wanted to ask him what he thought about endings 'cause I, I like the end of sons I thought it was very I think it's a controversial one. I thought sounds very good ended, I thought of half plus fucking fire. You stupid talking to you, John. There's nothing worse than missing than I remember really last night, the feeling of missing an opportunity to ask a question. I mean he was like ten minutes late. So we only had twenty so there was like stuff to get to it was like dude release, and I during the interview we talked about off off air but on camera, but I forgot to ask you about the thumb in the ask if that's the one thing I wanted to talk about it. Loose end the whole time I've looked at that gift of you getting fingered in the butt. Millions of times. And I just slipped my mind. I it's a brutal feeling. Don't be oh, you know what I did ask the Iraqis, can we get a clip of this? How many resumes Manson f he says, all of them could be in on the conspiracy? They I don't know don't about know about that. that. Let's talk to my man, Joel coin. Now, if you are into comedy and the joke, was just like basically everything we said in the beginning of this podcast. He says the opposite and he's just incredibly positive and I'll let you decide for yourself. Which I like I knew that in my life, I buy in the into the actress, and I think it's somewhere in between. Like I think that Joe Koi is extremely talented and super hardworking persistent. So when you do something that you're good after thirty years. Maybe eventually you build up the nerve to drop your.
"joe koi" Discussed on Q95
"To the Bob and Tom show, Bert Kreischer comedian joins us on the telephone Burke. Can you hear me perfectly? That is good. You'll have you recovered from the, the, the shots Vegas in Joe coy and. Food poisoning last week and recovery just in time to go to Vegas with Joe Koi club. X. It looked like a party. My goodness, the best part. So we got there. So just forty eighth birthday. He's got three tables, rented out bottle services like bottles on every table. Every club is back people, Joe in are standing on a table, and I wrote my shirt off. Right. Obviously. Goes nuts. Cameras are taking picture bouncer comes up to me, grabs me, and he goes, hey man, I gotta have you put your shirt. Okay. No problem. And he goes, hey, before you can I get a picture with you. Yeah. Sure. So he gives Joe quite a camera. Joe quitting location. The bouncer and the head down there shows up, obviously, seeing that his kids not doing the job comes up puts his hand on me goes. Hey, man. I turn around his sorry. I didn't know it was you. Keep your shirt off. Oh. We did it was amazing. So that's the kind of fame you've got birth. Yeah. Hey keep your shirt off its. Off, keep machining, bro. You've got that you've got that party voice screaming drunk shot party hoarseness going on from throwing up by. Threw up so aggressively blew out my vocal chords ruptured all the blood vessels in my eyes. It was bad. I the first time in the toilet and the second time in the sink, and my wife came in and he was like, are you serious? Down the drain. She must. Disinfecting the sink bowl. I saw that. Yeah. He was cleaning my throw up out of a kink that woman has earned my life insurance policy. Just going to be cashed in pretty soon. I think if you keep doing what you're doing keep going. I was I was I've never been like that. I've never been sick like that. But upside lost sixteen pounds. Only twenty four hours, but you're out of commission really kind of forty eight. And if you take an Ambien that forty eighth hour usually for twelve hours and you body is like. Yeah. Chrysler is our guest a bird is on the body shots world tour and many stops down the road. You got a sort of a big lineup happening in September, October, November in our all of your summer dates in Australia. Yeah. I. Friday, me, and the girls are going to Bali for eight days. And then I leave Bali and I go to Auckland for a day, and then Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane purse. And, and then I'm back and I've often come back, and I'm like, I mean, I think I'm like, I'm like, Madison Kalamazoo Moines sharp. Big big mid mid western and being midwest. Ron. Hitting cinci Fresno be the Fresno midwest way to go. It's gonna be a tour bus. I'm ready to party tour. Bus changes life. Now, are you gonna are you gonna you're the tour bus champ? We all know it. Thank you. Wrapped with the with the big logo on it or something. Oh, yeah. I did it last time. I did the rap idiot the rap on, and I get to the bus, very Portland, and I'm in the bus, and there's a knock on the door open the door to. And I was like, yeah. He's on the bus. You got to be in here. And I was like. Three months. Going like, hey, man. You're like, all right. Let's do it. Yeah. We were on that tour include Justin we're on the tour. That's that's, that's deluxe locks, man. I'm getting a nice, nice one. Now now that I know like how much I love it. You start going like how much for like a double slide out. Five thousand dollars more. All right. How much are the ones where the toilets you go? Number two in the toilet. Cannot you got his like that is like sacrilege? You're not supposed to do some the bus. You get the really nice ones that the Rockstars get you definitely get. Yeah. You need a high end toilet. It's a grinder your. We were just reviewing recently. I'm looking at the I'm looking at the bird Kreischer tour photograph. It's got you in a nice cap hat. But you have the body shots world tour tattooed on your belly. Yeah. Getting that permanently tattooed. But, but the way I gain and lose weight. I don't think that's. It might look a little misshapen do they do they shave your belly for that. No, no. My belly is perfect. You have the new have nipple bangs your your, your hair, and your just stops right there. We call it. We call it a Caesar cut what I do is I down, right? Right. Nice Caesar, it off to make my my chest like its shape. Either haircut. I see. That's, that's that's really nice girl when we were in Hawaii. The funniest video ever 'cause his his chest hair connected with his under arm hair, and I go, hey man, let me hollow that out for you. I'll give you a future. It'll make it look like your shape. He's like, okay we're in Hawaii for seven days. Right. So I get real close Caesar it out. I hollow out getting little diamond shape under his arm of hair. Right. Hollwood out cuddle Caesar. And as I pull back it looks like his breasts or wearing sunglasses..
"joe koi" Discussed on WCBS-FM 101.1
"A sold out show tonight at Caroline's? And you're coming back. Aren't you doing the paramount pretty soon? Yeah. I am here for you. That's all I can't January thirty first said paramount and Joe Koi, J O K O Y dot com. You did you. Very very popular albums live from Seattle. What is it is Seattle? Like the epicenter of the comedy world. A lot of people do that. The reason why I did Seattle is from Tacoma Washington. Just forty five minutes from south. Yeah. And if I was going to produce this special I had to do it in my hometown. That's the only reason. So I got you. Yeah. Seattle guy. Helen did hers in Seattle. I saw that relatable was out there. That was amazing by the way. I'm so happy to see that. Because I love it. We love comedy out there. And it's so funny because we don't have a comedy club. I actually started my stand up in in Vegas. I had to move out of and you get. They actually have a comedy club. Now, it's called the Toma comedy club. It's a it's a family that owns it. But what I'm saying is like improper a funny bone corporate clubs. Yeah. To mom and pop shop, and it's a beautiful club. Now, I have played it. I tell you when I was a kid. I remember we had a class trip because I lived in Tacoma and at fort Lewis. Yeah. We had we took a class trip to mount Ranier beautiful. It's a cool place to go. Yeah. Beautiful mount rainier. We so you you were there when they had the rainier beer. Yeah. You remember that I didn't drink it. I was six. Commercials were alleged. Yes, they were very famous and now it's going to be sad. When they go out of their now, Dallas about your son. How's he doing last time year? He said Australia. Yeah. I took him to Australia may. We have some vegemite. Completely avoidable stuff. I don't understand. And they push it on you must have vegemite. Brown's salty good. I'm not fixing anything. Yeah. You might have you break a plate spread it on there. Use badgered by your broker. Thank you, broke your grandmother. China owl. Mike. We all grew up eating it from a young boy, it's it's horrible. That's horrible stuff..
"joe koi" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"In and seller and doing a set myself. I never done that. I was just, you know, book some theater somewhere and to show up book arenas, like a lazy ass. Yeah. Some theaters, but I. When it be cool, the have a comedy club and like work out a little bit. You know, twenty minutes at a time, not ninety minutes or whatever. And I thought the I got a few flippers as nearby ice houses nearby. How about going out once a week in doing twenty minute? I just just working it out. Just doing what everyone else does. Get get my bucks lip and go working it out. So those are two now wait will those be premeditated in? We'll know or you're just going to pop in like Chris rock does. I don't wanna disappoint. So I'll I'm gonna talk to Mike August, I'm going to figure out how it works. But I would love to get like a regular Thursday night. Whatever whatever it works try to figure that out. So those are my those are my two. Talk to Joe Koi because he knows all that stuff too. Okay. What does he talk to Joe Koi? Anything to? Yes. I know I should talk to everyone and everyone talked to everyone because that was my first thought, so I'll talk semi comedian friends who go work out, go do this stuff. I love that. And and figure it out with that in mind. Irvine improv January twenty four th base cable commentary. David Zaka, the guy did airplane naked gun all that. We're gonna do his movie. Hey, working on material, but none of these involved material. Now these books Connecticut Foxwoods, I will be doing material there that'll be February eighth. And then the Boston Wilbur theatre February ninth we'll do animals unprepared. But I will be doing material first half hour. So this material it's just not material. You can prep in advance. Yes. There you go. All right. What do we got? Here. We got a break. And then we'll stay the union. Then we'll do the news. We'll do that. Right. After.
"joe koi" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"His. So he went the gay wrote the gay wrote the blocker, right? Well, chose out. Yes. I do. I do that mighty. They're just tater. Shut up spin it their only Cox. Richard. Ironically game, Richard. Harian? Cock dark me. Cock, right. The white meat cock. Yeah. The carrot. Yeah. Carrot the dark meat one doesn't fit on the wheel. That one's going off the wheel. I haven't. Okay, you had the home. I can spin the wheel. It's only gonna lay on Khan. Spent at. Wheel of fortune. Mill quick wheel of fortune. They spin the wheel there's only one slot Bank. What if every slot said bankrupt on it would I even be compelled to spin the wheel. I if you want to lose weight, okay? Put both hands on the wheel. Spend the shot the way today to space. Yeah. The carrot. Hey, good binding. Yeah. Your house wipe and beating you again God. She's bench. Yeah. I know she she's not letting out of the house and she's physically harming, and I just feel like I've been big. You said small talk or small cots. Okay. I'll spin the wheel we know where it's going to land. Mccarron. Landed on couch. I guess I could lose weight just talking about never eating. I dad. No, I'm saying, I don't mean. Cock. I mean, just talk attack never eating just nonstop cock doc in. No, no. I mean, I'm saying, I guess one would eventually lose weight. If one just stood in talked about cock and spun wheels are never ate what spin the wheel yet. We know where it's going to land. This latch it. Here comes. And then I'm gonna tell deal yet. Bring it back in the house. Landed on. Yeah. Yeah. I was led to believe other things on this wheel than cocked. And that one carat I want you to lose weight. And that's well, I think I've shed if you if dignity. Showed up on a digital scale. I feel like I'd be pixie right now. Breakfast. Thank you. And see. All right. We're gonna we're gonna get the the hopper, right? Max, Pat up. We did this onstage it in time. We had people write down single words on ping pong balls. I'm going to be up on stage December eighteenth without a week. Yeah. Gonna have less than a week. That's right. This Tuesday, December eighteenth unprepared. And and it was going to be pulling those balls for us. We will do with Joe Koi because we had a bunch of leftover right one through about four or five. We didn't get to giant crowd. Yes. I will tell you guys. First about Castrol edge. You can tweet us at Adam Corolla show with your hashtag castle challenge with your question for Cashel challenge. Brought to you by Castrol edge formulated with fluid. Titanium technology reduces friction maximizes Andrew performance three times times stronger against viscosity breakdown leading full synthetic oils..
"joe koi" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
"A Coyote, I guess they transpeople back and forth holy crap and so- cocaine, and you know, I think he's hit a bitch before he knew how to do it. And I got one upstairs where all the, you know, everyone would watch the show upstairs. Yeah. And it was that feeling you know, when you your emotional, and then people are so nice to you that makes you cry. So I get up there. And everyone's like. Heather like dated did not like it. And it was like an I just did you cry cry thinking off? I just I can't even imagine what that was feel like physically. And then people wonder like why I have you know, why I spoke up later and didn't have a great like looking back. Why there were negative things about it? That's still say is great. I wouldn't be here today without blah, blah, blah. But like that's who the fuck. It slap. That's very odd. I on the tonight show. Yeah. It was I sometimes think that with with our show was so fucking mean. And show bully it was she was a bully. You know, she was a bully who bullied us that was an one time. I even said it out, you know, I've been said like, I don't know. I'm not comfortable pitching the show with you. Like, you hate me like saying such horrible things about me. And she oh, that's just our shtick. And the people know that and I'm like, yeah. But I don't see. But like if you're selling show with Ross you say how great he is. But like with me, I'm this idiot. I don't see how like a network executives going to believe that. There was weird now, and I kind of felt like the show sort of had to go in a way because it's like, you you built, you know, I'd watch like Jimmy Fallon going on the right carpeting he'd be talking about. I the greatest staff ever, you know, that's gonna give you twenty year. Like that. Like once you get into the rut of being like negative and mean right match your whole shtick. I just feel like there was no other place to go. And that's why she's sick of it. It's like she got sick of it one do something different. Right. And but and it also started to make people uncomfortable. They a lot of people said I stopped watching the last two years, it she hind guys to me to Joe Koi to mean to, you know, Michael, yo, you know, things like that. And she's never talked about regret a feeling mean. She just said I was sick of talking about Kardashian. Gotcha. But like, it would be interesting. If if. In this book comes out if she's writing a book, if she did have any kind of pivoting because I was like where do we go from here? Like, right. Kind of put yourself in a box, and you can't escape. Yeah. It was a lot of the stuff that I think everybody feels that everybody feels stuck in something. Right. Oh and shared and stuff. I was even saying yesterday like for a minute in the green room of Dr drew show host thinking, oh, God, you know. I love this coaching so much better. I should go back to school and get 'em. Psychiatry. I assure you. And I said to him how I talked myself out in in three seconds as we all. And he goes, well why it's only like a year and a half program. I'm like what if I don't like to study? What if I don't have a brain anymore? What if my I can't retain the information? And he's like just try it..
"joe koi" Discussed on Scheananigans with Scheana Shay
"But it was so funny now are you an only child, okay? I'm an only that's why I didn't talk about for that. Or really hate them. No. But I love it. Because it's all about my mom, a dad, you know, my dad's black my mom's Asian grew up in Houston, Texas, and all and then you hear the story about how they met you hear the story about my wife, and then how we met and then you feel good. Yeah. Like, you don't feel like dirty after you just feel oh, this is inspiring. Yeah. I don't care if you're on the left or right Republican democrat, you cannot laugh at family. Yeah. Because we all had that crazy person in our family. It's kind of like a reality show. Get to see my comedy in my family in the background with pictures and stuff. Yeah. And it's kind of like my own reality show onstage going on. And you're meeting everybody in here in crazy stories now it was so good. I would lunch at my mom, and I was just like repeating some of your jokes. Obviously couldn't do. She was like, wait. I can't wait to watch them. Now. It's a thing where the eventaully got my FOX show. Yeah. Off of it to FOX saw it and had a meeting with me. And then they picked up my sitcom from the specials. Yes. So I just feel good. And I want people to check it out. Give it five stars. And leave a nice comment. Yes. So I'm very excited. Really good. So wait. Okay. How long have you been doing comedy like eight and a half years not long? That's it. Yeah. Chelsea handler. I was on Chelsea, and she kind of pushed me in the comedy. And then Joe Koi, who's a huge comedian blew me up. He's my mentor any kind of coach me along and it's been nonstop. And I love comedy have you ever tried it? See I feel like I'm really good at delivery my show in Vegas. I mean, it was written for me. But I was delivering the jokes and improving them. So I feel that I'm not really creative enough to write my own jokes. Gotcha. But I think I could kill it on stage and delivers someone. Else's jokes w great episode stand up. Yeah. The first you should do that. I'm telling you when you it's kind of like your own show. But when you scripted is little bit different. But do stand up. It is such an amazing rush. Yeah. You're thinking about what you're gonna say saying it thinking, I gotta changed. His watching people hearing conversations it's like an out of body experience. Yeah. It's insane. And love it so much. I loved doing the show in Vegas. Like, I haven't done theater since college. I did a little like sketch comedy improv out here with some groups, but just being on stage. But then it's like you do have the two people right here who are on their phones. Then you have these people saying that person's calling out my name, and then you have one person to just sitting there miserable. And you're like, and you for some reason you keep going back to that. Yeah. That's not having. What is their problem and it? Yeah. Notice everything on state. So we started calling them out or bringing them on stage. Well, wait, where are you just going to let you finish Sunday not taxed, and then how can you volunteer? And like do the show though, like an art show because it was so audience interactive like, my character, not as much, but the guy who was like running the show like he would call people out, and it was whole Larry. We had a good run. I think I've seen you actually the laugh factory j Davis is a friend of mobile. Yeah. Doing his shows. He has the best grass is up there. Yeah. Like, I love that club. They support me a lot to improv and comedy. But it's so fun. Once you get into it. I love it. Yeah. In the show just gonna shows. Yeah. How'd you meet Jay Davis? He knows everybody on cheese. It's been years. I think just I was at one of the shows they used to do stand up at the parlour on Monday night. Something I met him. We exchanged numbers. He's like anytime, you need to table or whatever. And so almost every week. I got the tax from him. But it's always like day overnight before and I'm like damn it..
"joe koi" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Words, you're still covered. Good faca. You talk to your cousin Joe Koy, and he will tell you firsthand that I'm a hero. He thinks he says he's look what did he say what he said to know about it at corona never threat got nothing. And now how dumb if people to play a panel. It's on your we out there in the parking lot. Oh, that's a show. Lesson. I don't for living. Jimmy Kimmel I told you all. If you could get if Joe Koi if you've been reached Joe Koi, he wasn't yet. Shortly surrounds polcy right now, if he was reachable, then we could talk to him, and he would say let Adam Corolla PF Chang to put him in a booth with his family. I doubt that. He's a job at us. No joke. No joke. No, he loved we love. We went to special together. Right. I just talked to toe. Okay. He said for you guys to step colleague him on cool. He does not like that. Bad the person. Anyway, you try to express just like PF changs only Chipper and have a booth for you. Right next to. Made out of fiberglass, but a fait would table. Kissed hit. That's coming. Just a single person. I'm gonna put him in booth for eight we just putting one person alone listened to have fun. Yes. Well, we'll send you to it. Okay. Person. I never met before guys wearing make America great again hat, and you take one red neck, and you put them in the loan. But he. His respectful, not luckier can be all right kids. Get into the car the tally. Take the piano tuner bang off his twenty anymore. It's not funny anymore. Just go out to the car. I'm going to grab a handful of these are confidential five ten for you. They put them out in a bowl only for you five. Kids are starving. Let me grab a handful of Mansa. So they have some the suck on drive to panic spreads shops. Then absence. Please do me favor. Atom? Becky again. NC? Thank you very much. I.
"joe koi" Discussed on KFC Radio
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"joe koi" Discussed on KFC Radio
"It's another addition of Casey radio today, we are joined by Joe Koi. You've seen him on Chelsea lately. He's got a world tour going down on net. Flicks all over the country doing stand up. So we appreciate you coming through you. We just hugged in the stairwell. Yes. I here's the thing. Man. I mean, like so many people like every show, and you shake hands, and it gets grosser and grosser shape that went from being so come anyway, I was like Josie ground throw, a hug, a wait a minute hang on hand right before that he went to the hug for you. After shaking my hand saying that grows, but you came in hot. Yeah. I did like we were because we met in the stair stairwell. Your guys Astaire was extremely dangerous. Everyone's dead before. That's how we got this place. Got it on Chiefs. the cheap. There's a ghost no doubt for real early hunting is because first of all it's the steepest steps I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure that's not regulation airy narrow each is like thirty steps that doesn't make sense. You came in hot. Yeah. Why going down? Yeah. I don't know. Why Paul was sending you downstairs the studios are upstairs downstairs in a media. Wait a minute. You're coming with me real fucking office. Looks like a locker room. Locker sucks. I love it. But for you to question, why Paul's me, take me downstairs your question. Why there's jerseys all the fucking floor. Not great. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll go down in you're coming in hot. Yeah. And you had that big smile. Thank you have a good smile. Yeah. You can't non teasing. So you were smiling. Bam the fuck and hand Kate right towards me. And it's like I choice. Because I witnessed that because I saw the handshake and misinterpreted and I walked upstairs after fuck. I just hugged him. He definitely was going for a hug a hot fucking, sir smile. Allot came in hot right towards the middle of my chest. No, I like. Look, look when you put your hand for a shake middle chest. I can't go for the hug now because you're gonna fuck it. Right. No, see that's why I did. Like, I I'm very sick of of awkward white guy handshakes lakes, but like if I put it right to the middle right in the middle, and it straight out. We're not doing that. Where it's like, you're gonna shake my fucking fuck Fuck it, it. and listen, you may not like the handshake. But the only thing worse is the indecision this it's like is that a hug is that adapts handshake shaking, and we're avoiding all is sure it is true. That happens where you when you meet a lot of people when you kind of people know, you are the kind of automatically go for a handshake. I met my cousin's girlfriend the other night dinner. It's always awkward a platonic girls situation is offering you got there before me. I didn't know what she looked like she knew what I looked like. So she came from behind while. I was kinda standing at the bars. Looking for my cousin kinda tapped me I immediately turned around and just went for the hand. 'cause I assumed it was like a story or something like that. And she kind of gave me like the look at the hand look up. She's like, I'm Samantha my hands already out of my hand. It was incredibly and I get in my own head. So it's all I thought about all dinner fucking hook cigarette. Hannam so goddamn stupid. Like into a greeting is we too because I think a hug can be awkward at certain situations. Touched. Armpits and really like come up over the shoulders. Be granted here. Tuck. Where you do a very gentlemen like hug like that's time. He'll lower back muscles reason for that you're creepy. But that's the Vince Vaughn from winning crashes. They asked out hug that's awkward to you know, it's It's like. like there's really no good way to greet. Someone said don't ever do. And look, no, I. Just keep your distance speedily. The hi fi. I see I do that too. I'm so goddamn awkward. I'm credit. Unlike attempt social anxiety person to be around. Embrace. It was thrown. It was strong like you cracked by back..
"joe koi" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Use the promo code k f seek joke toys on the program today. You know him from Chelsea lately, he is our fourth funny. Asian guy as we are the premier feminists masculine and Asian podcasts on the market. That's hit. So Joe Koi? Jeff foxworthy talk about how we want to middle America and everyone nice. I'll take Asia bitch. I mean, I'll take in Asia. You know, how many mill Americans are about one tenth of the Asians of the world. Thank you. So are mount raise Bill is these the fourth member? So he was like the four horsemen of the Asian apocalypse. He's on the mount Rushmore funny. Asian guys to be on much bigger, much bigger. But at least someone house Asian check nucle-. I mean have we had any Russians on the violent vents and was rushing? Technically to that's some bullshit Asians agent. Let's we all know what Asian. I mean you hear about the continental. We've been watching the BBC shows Ed in Britain and London UK they refer to. Indian Asians interesting. Now, that's bullshit. I think it's because we we can't say Indian or Indian too. We have a lot of Americans first everyone in Indian. Yeah. Oh, no for sure. Airing all different classifications of tan. Oh, great. In. Mexican or India one of them to I don't know fellow. All right. So we're going to get into Joe Koi later in the program, we got voicemails to get to I we're going to do some listener tweets for those of you who are maybe a little too shy to call in. And maybe a little too sober call in we got people who tweeted out some questions so tweets today are brought to you by twenty three..
"joe koi" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Cabbage and White Sox. I can tell you what as does he grazes himself up in stands in front of a mirror and naked and goes your good at all. Who's the best holes player in the whoa. I didn't know you always you, you're forest? Yeah. Enjoy the fruits of your forest. Your forest. You're good at horse turn. Let people tell you different just because you can't do underarm, doesn't mean that you nothing you'll forest. I can't even looking right now because like under arm seething I can feel the seething no easy staring. Let's jerry. All right now walk around naked. I, I hardly see you walk around clothes. This is true. I see you shuffle in an awkward right. I feel like I've probably seen you. I feel I feel like I've probably seen you naked more than most people think you've seen me naked more than you've seen yourself. I don't know if that works. No, I just assume you haven't seen you dick for now. I got with a joke list, but I didn't know if you wanted to. Aw. Tau laugher just became the town, bummer. Oh, ha. These are things I like it. They teams. I like. I like jokes involve coverage. Can't see a dick. These things. I don't. Chrissy. His dick is the size of a tone. See special many things. Small takes make white sauce for cabbage. Oh. No man is an island that's a good night for special. Yeah. I like that. So Joe, describe your last orgasm. In three words, shit, epic mom, happy. And then. Three words. Happy for Joe. I was getting the three. It's gonna interrupted you. Here's my, I'm happy, pick fun. Longley lovely. It was. It was me there's a lot of cleanup epic. Yeah, last epoch. He was doing it to Lord of the rings. Does it to our two and a half hours saga. He got me ring back to Moto. Good orgasm. All right. I think we're done right destroy, you know, before we go pace. Okay. Joe, is there anything you'd like to great? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Something's up at the top. There was anything else you want to promote or. That's it. Man. That was good tour flicks. Yeah, I'm sorry. I got it somewhere around her. Yeah, you have enough look special. That's it. We'll get ready to shoot the next one. The fucking piece of paper. You don't need it. Yeah, they gotta know the name of it is not flicks live from Seattle, Joe Koi okay. Oh, I'm getting ready to shoot another one member. So you're still on your tore, right? Yes. I go to Joe Koi dot com. For all your dates and then anything on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter at Joe Koi. That's j. o. k. a. y. listen to weekly podcast Koi pond for us. Thank you. Everybody that wrote in and say, you listen to the end last week. I said, nobody fucking listened to the end and everybody correct. I'm less ending at the end but leave us voice about eight, three, three, four, five, three, six, five, three, three or eight, three, three, four, Jim, Jeff. We got voicemails this week, but what happened. Just still a lot of very long voicemail. We're not going to voicemail, so leave it quick and don't do bits just something quick home to bids. Yeah, jokes. So please subscribe and follows apple podcast. Google play Stitcher wherever you listen to podcasts next listen. All right. This has been a comedy central podcast.
"joe koi" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"X, man. It was like a weird thing like I had another girlfriend and then we broke up. She went away to college, and then I was in the same year as the girl that I lost my virginity with. So so then we started dating after the other girl went to college, so is probably like almost a year really. So we do you go to college. I went to one year and why you and then you left and I left you, do I fucking hated school all of it every year. I was like, why the fuck do I? I don't give a shit. Nicely. Youngest daughter, dude, I. Oh, it's such a bad fucking, but but. For comedians. Like imagine comedian, imagining comedians in school is is crazy. I was awesome. I was not a war at school. Awesome in school, like I make. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God by the way. Oh, I got. I got asked to leave the class. I had a class. Film studies class and the teacher called me and my, my roommate Blair Mendez. We're in the same class. The teacher called and said. Right now you have enough you and in order for you to get a c, you'd have to score one hundred twenty. On the next three tests. You're not going to pass us. I said, okay, and he goes, I'm gonna make a deal with you. If you simply stop coming, I'll give you that see and I was like, okay, here's the problem. Very funny, very insightful. And you make me laugh and you distract me and you make the whole room laugh. And by the way, this is a class of probably now that I know theater sizes probably class of like five hundred people. So this is college. This is college. Yeah, and he goes, so he goes on, I can't. I can't tell you to stop doing what you're doing because I appreciate it. But it is distracting and it makes me laugh. And when I get up, laughing fit everyone else to laugh it. So if you don't come back, I'll just give you a c. and I was like, okay, wow. And my buddy Blair was like, are you fucking kidding me? Let's swear. By the way, swear on my children's life. That story's true. That's crazy. Yeah, I got a couple classes where. That asked me not to come. That's so funny, but I enjoyed college. I loved going. I was in college for seven years. Why? No. You know your story about that and how you fucking. We're like the guy there. I, I just. I just have not that guy. Even I mean, but like, okay, so. What are you comfortable in your own skin? Okay. So I wasn't because as an actor. Yeah, I will say when I saw you on Whitney, I went holy shit. He's a good actor. Oh, man, he's fucking like you. You seem more so comfortable in front of a camera, and I am not that I'm that comfortable in front of my family. Yeah, I'm not that comfortable front of a camera, like the way you were. But like, were you comfortable in your skin grow? I wasn't until I feel like I always was comfortable ish performing. And then once I became a comedian, I felt like I was comfortable just in every situation to, you know, do I two times I met you one time I met you on a video camera with Joe Koi like I just watched a video of you enjoy at the Richmond funny bone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you were just fucking around and I was giggle. Yeah. Yeah. And then I ran into, we did a, we did a show out in like out and almost Ontario. Okay. It was like a bargain. Oh, okay. I remember you destroyed, and then I just fucking in the room into a shit show with some race joke. I was doing a woman disagreed really brought her on stage. I don't remember that it was like a bar. Were there like in like not in?.
"joe koi" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
"It's like a ballroom, almost like around seat, round shave, two, two, and the their wives and officers, and they're not happy the what happens. So I the microphone above fifteen minutes goes out. Don't. So now I have to do a turn it a guy, and he's like, just we'll try to fix it. Just keep going. So now I am walking amongst the crowd like a close magic guy because you don't have on my walking through how you get paid for this. Walking in. Remember do you remember how much fifteen hundred dollars? Not? How much did you give? Gavin, I gave Gavin seventy five dollars for almost getting me killed. Okay, because going in, I was like, came in. You're gonna take the bullet. It's Inten. I was going to give him five hundred bucks thousand five hundred after that. You were like seventy five just for whatever. But I I was like you. He was like I really misjudged the crowd walking around a walking around the crowd doing like so only like four tables at a time can even hear me. Yes. And the other people have decided we don't get near chatting to themselves. They're talking and getting up and getting drinks and all this stuff. And then the DJ puts on some. And people start. Dancing in the middle of the dance floor, and I'm still walking around. So then what did you do? Finally forget they stopped. They cut it in the middle of the DJ came out and couldn't hear me, and he was like, oh, you thought it was done. So he just put out the music. So the dude who put on the show runs up the DJ and he said, no, no, no, no, he's still ended, but the Mike and the DJ was working. Yeah. So I went and did my jokes behind the DJ's. Is anyone listening. The guy said to the guy as I'm going around the table, I get to his table and I'm like, hey, man, how much do you want me to do? He was gonna fill the hour. So at about the forty minute, Mark, he came and tapped me on the shoulder. He was like, you're done. I was like, fucking thank God, dude. Are you kidding me right now? It was torture. Again, just flops wedding people just like saying you should probably get out of here as I'm walking pather tables back in the day. 'cause I never bomb anymore, but thank God. I just don't put myself position where I can't anyway. It's the kind of thing that's sort of like or or after about on dishing it like you're driving, it's haunting you, it's haunting, you and then haunts you like during the night, like you're sleeping, it's still haunting you. Yeah. But by the my like the middle of the next day, pretty much the noon, then you're cured by a tough tough pill. And when you follow someone that does really badly, it's like you don't wanna be that asshole that rips on them, but I have gone up there and been like, shake it off, shake it off. Just call like shaking off. But they want you if it's your crowd, they want you to say it's rare that now that I've had anyone like opening same friends Alabama's in front of you, but I'm saying it's rare that even 'cause I'm particular about who opens for me. So it's usually, but there's the I I had I, I think I've told the story before, but I I did with Joe Koi, but I had this guy opened for me that it was an Aspen and he went and just talked about how awful it was to have sex with women in their forties because he's such a young hot guy and I'm like, who the fuck do you think's on my audience?.
"joe koi" Discussed on The Adam and Dr. Drew Show
"I would suggest on a. Micro a smaller level. We're not talking about five hundred thousand dollar contracts, but you might be talking about five thousand dollars. You can't live moving on. Here's your deal next. What's next. That's it. I said to my, I said to my wife the other day when she was talking about her podcast and some new business stuff, and some stuff that was going on and stuff that was working out. I said, you know, we're never never going to figure out what you're not doing. The job is to figure out it's my own cookie factory and one out of ten cookies going to be busted when it comes down the conveyor belt. That's it. It's always going to be one one's going to be busted. But if five or bus that had a ten, we got an issue. Our job is never going to be ten for ten. Yeah, just figure out a way to be efficient as you can. All right. All right, Joe Koi stories about being screwed out. Yeah, there was one with the sell company and I was actually broke. I was working at Nordstrom rack. Getting the other shoe north north from RAC winters, Nordstrom, where's that in in by ship. To the brass rail. Oh, God far, far from, are you talking about Nordstrom rack? Is the marshals of north style k where this is where they take all of the stuff that no longer in and just throw around the. We have low. I what is not. That is the five, four club? Oh, no,.