11 Burst results for "Joe Klis"
"joe klis" Discussed on Optimism Vaccine
"And That's what I do. Why are they going to Africa? Sat Higher where does this movie take place outside of Africa and it's all filmed in. Ohio. No. No. No, it takes place in Ohio. Ohio Cleveland. Outside of Cleveland Yeah. I don't understand why the bad guys take them there by pinching. Potato sacks and throw them. Yeah. I might if he had access to these jewels presumably, he would not have had them in another continent So yes, this is strange choice I'll great but. Yet this is. A bad real bad. But they just they get to Africa and. He has the Ohio the whole time and really nothing else happens other than their kidnapped escaped or kidnapped escape, and they end up driving a golf cart. Yes yeah. Yeah It sucks a little boy. It really sucks ass it's gas. Yeah I guess the the south. African period of Ernest could also be called the the White Savior period parent espy Worrell. Still a lot of a lot of work they're. Not, not this but this Jesus Christ go to. rock-bottom. It is this is the absolute worst ernest movie. It's. It's one of the worst things I've watched in terms of movies that have some kind of a budget like this is not that we have a huge budget here. This is fucking horrible. I probably rather watch this again thin. Basketball the slam dunk earners for. What. It's worth. That's all. That's a hot take. Care Shot. I hate both I'm with shy. Both like. There's two types of ernest movies. One of which is it really is just slam dunk and scared stupid where they like Joe Klis things for three year olds. Yeah and Then, there's the stuff that actually has a comedy written into it and this has comedy written into it. It's just horribly. Offensive. And it's Going to see my. fucking trash. Trash Trust. Now, this this makes sense to me that you and Sean would choose ernest goes to Africa over slam dunk. Ernest because say that. It's a binary choice. Do you go with black face black people? Sean shows? Black. Face.
"joe klis" Discussed on Lights Camera Barstool
"Yep. It's, it's white on the outside. It's got blue cloth interior. Oh. Smells smells like off. I don't know why. I can actually smell the off. It's great swamp thing. So remember, we talked about swamping a couple of weeks ago, and it looks like a pretty decent trailer. Yeah, I'm expecting a lot from the show on. Episode cancelled. Through one episode. That's incredible. I mean what had to happen, there had to be some politics by that, right? The like it right. Looked for for what was it look decent it look decent enough to be a TV show I've watched. I watched the show on Netflix called my husband won't fit for God's. I've watched him stinkers on Netflix for first streaming show. It probably was okay. I felt like they're just had to be something there, some behind the scenes reason why they pulled the plug, maybe just cost too much. I don't know. I mean nobody production budget on this show. James wan said, I don't really know or understand why slumping was canceled, but I can tell you this all the cast and crew and producing writing team poured their hearts into this really proud of hardware. Go episode two and immortalized these ten episodes. It's Chris, the fucking weirdest thing. It really is. I don't like nobody unless you're something that's come out in the last two hours or so that I haven't seen. Nag. Nobody notes. Yeah. Just weird episode thing, we'll never forget you in resting in hell, along with grumpy cat. Yeah. Hanging out. Since one thing grumpy cat talking about the wrestling. Yeah. Swell thing rest and dates swamp thing, canceled after one episode. All right. Let's do this sorry to bit of shorter. Episodes will get a little more time here, top-five road trips snacks. We're gonna do a road trip ranking in the week. And I wanted to five road trips songs, Geno. Relax me, put music in the pod. So I'll have fun with that. But how about snacks, Ken Jak JoAnne? I last week, you'll go first than me than in the audience, so five things that you would like a Roach presumably something you have right now in this car. Yeah. So my quote, my, my best quality in a road trip. Snack is it's ability to not leave too much residue or debris when you're done with it agreed. So my number five is a oatmeal raisin cookies soft bake, and I'm going to get a lot of heat for this. People hate it when we will raisin cookies. I'm a big fan of oatmeal raisin cookies again, help don't know why I love the white raisin bran as well. But oatmeal raisin cookie soft baked, they don't leave a ton of the crumbs or anything like that. I thought you're being facetious, Ono's, a very serious pick my flag, I get the south bake part, but a nonstop bake oatmeal raisin cookies. That's you know, you're going to be vacuuming your little crevice out. I know my butthole the actual crease of the crease fucking, the crease that somehow, automakers just cannot figure out how to block that crease, the option we I don't know. We have Joe Klis now, and then I feel like food whenever never joking. I feel like we if we take one set of this seriously. It's always wanted to list, I can just switch it and say, soft baked cookies in general, but, like I think civically if I'm on a road trip, I want those oatmeal raisin, get that regular regularity going know what I mean. I think you're cheating, if you say just cookies, I think you've gotta be civic here. Very specifically soft baked. You can't have any of that crispy chips, ahoy bullshit. True true, I liked the audience list, there's one on here that I take much with then we'll get to that kind of related number five for me. You mean that big size family, like the ziplock closed peanut Eminem's bag? It's tough. I will say you drive through some odd states. It might it might melt to get the good size one will be enough for a day. Hammer out subpoenaed. Eminem's friends. In the car park. Eat the whole thing, anyway. So pity have an EMS it gives you the chocolate, the salty a tweet you want that you want that good mix chocolate..
"joe klis" Discussed on Opie Radio
"Fire. I will show you know, quarter. Little foot is learned over the last year. He's he's he's he's a learner's alert. Taking our shit today. I want to know more about this graph sale though elites. I told you it wasn't that exciting honesty. What was what was the little knickknacks and shit? The my mother had always the one thing where your mom's like, oh God swing. I was hoping. Off. Sex swing. No plays knows with that. Age by universe. Punch. It. Go little punch it through ten minutes in. We're off the rails. How come on? What was the one thing like the big get at the garage sale? And they then we move on. There was nothing big little crap. People bought a bunch of little crap. Really? There was nothing. It was nothing. He's not like that was fun. Warns what else are you talking about paper boats? I had a I had a great. I had a great story. But now finding out what's going to DC. I didn't know you were going to DC. I went on a family. Fuck invade cases. Cool. Thanks, Mike Sappho. Secret. Everybody's fucking hush. I we went to DC for my my brother's birthday. Oh, yeah. With his family is that the traitor. Yeah. The day Tracy doing he's doing good twins. Right. That your dad tried to kill. Yes. Yeah. He's he's one of the twenty. I know my dad. Well, yeah. My mom, my mom is. I think that was a cool. No, no. It's funny because they got got four brothers. And I asked I asked him I go. So, you know, the the family stories are doing really well in the podcast. We'd like to come on and tell them, no. So no one. No. So far. He's a big no to coming on the podcast. Really? Yeah. He does not want to deal. Why not well because not all of us look at it as entertain ED's. Good times. Good ties. He does. All right. All right. Yeah. No, he's he does very well. The house looking good who his house? Yeah. He's kind of. Okay house, you know. But DC's awesome. I love it down that you don't like DC. Why it just feels? So like powerful down there. It's everybody. Everybody. There's always something in the air. DC's never hurt because a lot everyone everyone that works. There is on the fucking corporate like on the take on the tape. So like, you can't fire any of those guys the economy breaks, and they're just driving around fucking lexuses. Right. They don't give a fuck fuck in that belts right there. The beltway is just all the worst people in the world. Yeah. I hate it. Brother lives, there Reese, socks podcast with your brother. Yeah. He's down there. If I knocked on his Georgia's door, what would happen? You think take all the jokes that Robert said away podcasting? My brother. Joe Klis, Robert. Couple of things there was an ice cream truck on fire while we're down there. No, one even blinked it. I give a fuck. Craziest fire, and then the scooters which made me think of you and start. I started laughing my ass off. They got those electric scooters Citi bike. It's it's all the rage. I don't think we can handle that in New York City run over all these years would run over homeless people fucking would barge right into break. Well, no, I sit on the podcast the home the homeless people are warning everybody. Like, I wouldn't do that. If I was. Farley start asking the homeless people. And they they told me like kids are flying in traffic and hit by cars. Like, it's a mess down there. I don't know why it's legal. You just you have an app you hit the bar code. And next thing. You know, the scooter is yours and it keeps track through the app, and it's electric, and you could see all the monuments, which is awesome. It's a great way to see the monuments because no one can walk that far. I don't care what kind of shape you're in. No one can walk that far. If you really want to see everything. Did you really like those monuments really, well, it was fun to show my kids for the first. Okay. I'm family and every once in a while. I do go down there fix owning. That's pretty cool. We went to the Smithsonian because that's where I was reading my brother. And then I learned that it was like a secondary Smithsonian. It wasn't these Smithsonian because I'm like what you're going to airspace lane. I was looking go. This is some bullshit in here. And then I finally realized what we're not at the actual Smithsonian. You're at the lakes, it was like a lower level one because they they they can't, you know, put all the joke in the the wants personas. So there's a whole bunch of different ones. Man. You got to be careful. Yeah. So that was good though. But those those scooters maybe think of you because I started laughing like man, I wanna throw one in a body of water so bad. And so he's get there. You can take an accident. They went into the lake right on the river that stupid 'cause you gotta take picture when you park it right to prove that you're done. I guess like you didn't do shit with this thing. But I'm thinking to myself, I apart the scooter, then I'll walk away from it. I'll come back ten minutes later. I'll just throw it in water somewhere. Right. How would they ever know? They won't. Well, that's why I think is plenty of those pictures online. No, no, the pikes. On the you have to do that Citi bike. I'll never get on one. But the city bike. I don't know how they just. Just park it in the across the street in front of the building. I started. Yeah. How to use your credit card? But are they are they to the stage where you just use the apps? I honestly, I won't write them. We are so thoughts. Well, I can tell you what the scooters you download inapt depending on what company you use. And then you hit the bar code. And then all of a sudden this things yours, and then it keeps track immediately. We peers up to this year. I guess and then then you park it. And then you take your picture and hit the bar code again. You're done. You don't have to worry about it. And you could drop it off wherever the hell you want. And it's a it's a great way to get around these secondary cities. But like I said the homeless people are like fuck bad. These are not safe. Thank you. Rick steves. Rick seizes who you gotta watch. Rick steves. I dunno. Rick steves sixties is like the travel guys doing it for twenty me on. Yes. Just like Rick steves like, oh, it's so pleasant. And he's totally like just drunk at a bar in Italy today. We're gonna have pursuits I loved that motherfucker route. He's he's he's a twinkle toe guy. Maybe he's a big twinkle-toed winkle Toey. He's a tweet. Those were the I was in California. Yeah. And I just realize how vile I am like they're already indoctrinated into being politically, correct. Right. Put your face like Jesus. To so much trouble because weed is legal, right. So on a ticket jagged his pan. This is splendor mixed with something. Like, there's different names. Sure. I'm like is it gonna make me want Iraq? He's like. Yeah. Like, I give it to. So I'm sitting there, and we're cooking outside of news these peacocks, right? Actual peak on real peacocks, and we're cooking outside and everything and they got real mic'ed up and stuff, and then the one peacock Oakland's up, and they're recording everything I'm like. Oh god. Some of the really who fucked out, bro. You can't say everything you got you idiot.
"joe klis" Discussed on The Brilliant Idiots
"The Nikkei to watch his podcast, and that would have been a better angle. Then then I went to his YouTube to see what kind of care God is this is like real shit like real he was giving out real content. Bright, nothing bullshit like shit. Like, it looked better than some specials. I'd seem to I reached out to well. He reached out to me and said her talked about me, and I see us, dude. Like, I crave just got flow. And after watching it here, I am like this guy to man. The co co co engines do the I mean, the greatest human accidents by but would out a lot of you. Just don't do real stand up on you to. Yeah. Real stand-up. Yeah. Which is shocking to me. Because before we started doing podcasts, you know, you were telling me that every time you go back into a market, you'll have a new our material. So you've been doing this for a while that means you gone through hours. And it's like all that sit in there somewhere. People. Yeah. Garrison. He doesn't ride you believe. I don't write it down. Yeah. But he's funny. People don't like not to dissect though. No, let me guess you have like words that will trigger word. Yeah. Like, if I have something that you'll be tones if you find our fucking phones after we die, and you look through our Joe Klis, dude, you'll be happy with that. Just the topics that you're gonna see on the joke lists, you know. So it's like, I'm imagine. That's what his bullet point bullet point bullets sales. Do like a word. Yes. And this in my phone, then I'll look okay, Philippine, right? Something like that. But I've never written a joke down just just filmed something for DeMarcus cousins last week, right? He took the shack thing and he's doing boogies comedy slam. Okay. Have my settlers in my head for went up. But where I fucked up. I didn't realize it was gonna be that hood of a crowd. Right. So I was talking about the diversity means black. I was probably. Correct. Thank you for clarifying. The city's how different they are to be so close, and then I did a raider 49er joke. It was like it wasn't there for thirty seconds. Because the raider fans are going a And then a four. four nine nine years. They were like it was like he was at a game. Right. I would just stood there like this. I just let it ride for like, thirty seconds. Because the only way to start sweating. I gotta get them back the vet in me was like this. They'll edit. How do you do nine is though, not thirty minutes? It was a bit vague would not stop yelling for like like thirty seconds is like ten minutes on stage and then get to the next bit. And there's still doing about the raiders address them which actually flip the whole set. Because now the whole set was me and him back and forth, which hopefully it will plow good when the edit it, but I say to go use any jokes. See I think Gary her whole shit about Jay z, and he'd write lyrics and biggies and he didn't right. I don't like this Issue. shit. Have you ever seen a summer jam? Never. You said you were to estimate festival that wasn't for the rap concerts for traits off..
"joe klis" Discussed on We'll See You In Hell
"I understand that in for some with some practices and behaviors that is very good, obviously, murder and excetera. But then when you start to apply to everything it's like, it's just not how life is like freedom is there is a certain amount of risk that comes along with freedom. There's a certain when you live in a free society you have to take situations into account individually, and you can't make these blanket things that apply to everything all the time. Yeah. In other words, if Cameron Diaz thought it was funny that he pulled his deck out. And he knew that she would think it was funny and they had a chuckle then that's between Cameron Diaz and. Yeah. That's not. But that's not for anybody else to comment on. It's not it's not the same thing, as as you know, a guy whipping is dick out and person being offended. She's not the same fucking thing. Agreed. But but any in any in any case people what I'm trying to say is Donald Trump is trying to make this country. Great again. Anyway, it's a complicated time we live in. And Joe did you watch the golden glow pet? I didn't. Did you know that the theme this year was changed that chain? And it was about I kept writing Joe like the Globes. This year are all about change because they said it a million times. And I was mad that I got no laugh on my joke that I texted you. You texted me that. And I wrote the first thing I'd like to change is these hosts they folks that's why I thought you were watching. No, no. But I gotta laugh I just had nothing. I never I never feel the need to write back. But yes sambergen oh together at last. They came out they away where the fuck did these two compact, for instance, seen these two in anything in years. They did ten Joe Klis are laflin minutes. The audience was uncomfortable sambergen is doing they're like we're going to really roast the audience, Ricky Gervais style. And they they went to ten different people in your beautiful your funny like a positive roast. You're like, okay, fine. Got it. Then Sam Burke does an extremely political joke about how the police and the government killed Black Panthers back in the day. And they cut to the director of Black Panther. Who's looking like Booker? You do. Like, it was so all over the place. We're going to be the goofy fun cute hosts. But then we're going to do a really rough jokes. Like, it was it was a mess. The show was a mess. They here's how stupid the fucking golden Golden Globes voted on by like sixty people. Yeah. Many of them who are not even from our country, the golden like it's. It's an insane. Not the people, you know, you know, what I mean, not the people not from our country shouldn't be allowed to vote. But it's like what why are we why are we watching this like it's something important when it's sixty Rando from across the globe, picking what they think. So this year the winner for best comedy or musical was green book, which is a drama about civil rights. The winner for best drama was bohemian rhapsody, which is unquestionably a musical. I wouldn't say bohemian rhapsody musical. I would've put it in drama. I mean, it's not a comedy by any start to finish musical. How does it a musical? Because it's wall to wall music from the musical means, they the actioning them. Not not in the context of the Golden Globes. Book is a comedy fair enough fair enough. They will put things now in whatever category. They think it has the best chance of winning you grow in down. You're like, wait a minute. But that movie's a drama that everything they had was in the wrong category. These wars shows are so fucking stupid. Let me take you over to paths movie corner where I'll talk about bohemian rhapsody. Joe loved it. America loved it. Critics are all talking shit about it say plays like a spoof of pics, blah, blah, blah, the movie rhapsody is unbelievably entertaining from start to finish. The only drawback. I had was I was like what if you were actually friends with?.
"joe klis" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"I just came up with a snl scott called the guatemalan architect now listen we need unrein force concrete over here we need some more unrein forced concrete over their boss if there's a three point two i wanna see rebel people living in the streets one we hope and sewer everywhere that's what i want we had no shear walling moment hell no shearing cours no tension anchors no all thread not co close no hold down so simpson schrafft's i want on reinforced concrete black everywhere gestion of a steed afar to this town i wanted lesson i was i want fema and hug coming in here looks new paint it pig mary ship painted a drag boat i don't care if it's a library or funeral home day glo orange day all mexican family on listen i just finished his designing your your put your shy now again you don't have to do it but what i would suggest take mr pig paint him wearing a bow tie atop pat with an accident his hand east chasing mrs chicken yes she's wearing a skirt okay that's the way you get people in the dark into the to the door eddy you're doing great buddy yeah thanks man yeah you definitely i think the whole beacon on the pilot deng thing actually bright my dinh him on top urine tanny my son's school i need somebody lamb nation no right can my cousin in guatemala dude as long as his his his printers working that was the other thing is printer goes down any en any bitching about that because he's not going to be able to make the thirty dollars that he was gonna go ahead and make for the day and i thought to myself you gotta be kidding me this is joe klis mother oh hi.
"joe klis" Discussed on We'll See You In Hell
"When when smashed roof came in pete set it up one stereo we think the bits dead heaped just starts playing the song and then the actual saw and that was like i thought it was going to die i was laughing so all his the first song that he play an event and moshe was annoyed by the bit but eventually he could not what the first soggy played was the bler song do what would that song started i was like hallways it was really just an all time classic bit that i think we'll be references for decades to come and yet it was so stupid which the best way for a bit today yeah and then he did and then he did the smashmouth any did rio he played the actual rio it was it was a lot it was a great time anyway on very fun i cut off your via pats movie coroner would have now god but i ain't seen much i i watch uh a couple of programs i guess i saw my first episodes ever of will and grace not a bad show i had never seen it before and i watched a three episodes the new one house a new one it's fun it's good i i i will say i like it because there's jokes and we live in an edge of the joe klis comedy yes it's relentless jokes in those those actors are all really really great i will say to be watching primetime nbc television in two thousand seventeen and here the fag word.
"joe klis" Discussed on WJR 760
"To you and i would not be interesting if cnn covered news let's go back to the cost thousands on hold millions are listening let's continue with let's go to bear it in washington and then rick in ohio baird and a great state of washington buried welcome to the bill cunningham show please go ahead and he every sunday night when i'm working avenue added bay off her no harm on co thank god for your show well you added thank out one woman julie talbert of our media keeps me here i wanna thank matt drudge i wanna thank sean compton those are the mothers and fathers of this show yeah i want to play ridiculous what the media here covering would prob you know i think he went like he can of about it'd be a great week regarding kate kragh it also all the pennano by thank you worry biti an aide care bad edgar come on i'd say on methods and your heart hitting the democrat but their power paper mike here on out get either fighter and my quite quite we need to take it to them like right now bear may be smart like and fox but i wish on thursday morning he did not give such benefits does zico in joe klis i wish she what wouldn't have done that because when he did that thursday morning that help them yet assist that their ratings their ratings on friday they were going to take off friday were triple normal they have terrible ratings people were not watching the worst they perform the lower they go then trump gave them a gift by in the on thursday it helped them on friday and this morning trump gave cnn a gift and they're a joke their fake news network but he gave them a gift and now cnn's gonna benefit i wish it i love him using twitter but use it properly the toy grave but here's the thing i want to let you know uh over here in seattle now that now or starting you have a injection all over the.
"joe klis" Discussed on WCTC
"Stories of the lack of job creation what they covered the stories of the cost to public school districts of illegal alien kids sitting in classes not able to understand the englishlanguage order covered stories of the er what happens at the emergency rooms on border towns were criminal aliens come there for service that they have no money what the covered those stories what things that matter to us to you and i would not be interesting if cnn covered news let's go back to the cost thousands on old millions are listening let's continue with the let's go to bear in washington and then reconcile baird and a great state of washington buried welcome to the bill cunningham show please go ahead funding can have had a bail money god for your show well you ought to fade got one woman jolie talbert of our media keeps me here i wanna thank matt drudge i wanna thank sean compton those are the mothers and fathers of this show yeah our plea ridiculous court the media is here covering would prompt you know i think he went riot kucan of backed up about it'd be having a great week regarding code kragh and also all dead pennano by sherry city an aide care bad edgar come on according to pay off methods and your heart hitting the democrat perpali paper mike sheron our bike a fighter and my quite quite we need to kill mike right now you know barrett may be smart like a fox but i wish on thursday morning he did not give such benefits does zico and joe klis i wish she what wouldn't have done that because when he did that thursday morning that help them yet assisted there ratings their ratings on friday they were going to take off friday were triple normal they have terrible ratings people were not watching the worst they performed the lower they go then trump gave them a gift by attacking them on thursday it helped them on friday and this morning trump gave cnn a gift and they're a joke their fake news network but he gave them a gift and now cnn's gonna benefit i wish it i love him using twitter but use it properly yeah that correctly grave but here's the thing i wanna you know uh over here in seattle now that now or starting you have a injection side all over the addle.
"joe klis" Discussed on WTVN
"Stories that you and i care about how about the trillion dollars and credit card debt that americans half or the one point two trillion dollars and student loan debt or the 13 trillion dollars in home mortgages what if they covered the big stories of the lack of job creation what it covered the stories of the cost to public school districts of illegal alien kids sitting in classes not able to understand the english language what if the coverage stories of the er what happens at the emergency rooms on border towns were criminal aliens come there for service that they have no money worth it covered those stories what things that matter to us to you and i would not be interesting if cnn covered news let's go back to the cost thousands on hold millions are listening let's continue with let's go to barrett in washington and then rick in ohio fared and a great state of washington buried welcome to the bill cunningham show please go ahead our refunding night one i'm war can haven't had a playoff her know her montreal crank god for your show one fan got one woman julie talbert of our media keeps me here i wanna thank matt drudge i wanna thank sean compton those are the mothers and fathers of this show i want to play ridiculous what uh the media here covering how would prompt you know i think he went wild kucan of that about it'd be having such a great week uh regarding kid cry and also about defending ovalles sanctuary city and aid care at bat egger come on i just wanna say on paired and your heart hitting the democrats at the policy for my care on our guest cycle either fighter and my quite quite we need to kill mike right now know barrett may be smart like a fox but i wish on thursday morning he did not give such benefits does zico enjoy joe klis i wish she what wouldn't have done that because when he did that thursday morning that help them assist assisted their ratings.
"joe klis" Discussed on KTLK 1130 AM
"Things that matter to us to you and i would not be interesting if cnn covered news let's go back to the cost thousands on old millions are listening let's continue with let's go to barrett in washington and enrico baird and a great state of washington buried welcome to the bill cunningham show please go ahead sunday night when i'm working avenue added bay offer no her mom thank god for your show what you ought to go one woman julie talbert of our media keeps me here i wanna thank matt drudge i wanna thank sean compton those are the mothers and fathers of this show i want to play ridiculous court uh the media is here covering with trumpcare no one can of that stuff about it'd be having such a great week uh tom regarding k crossbar and also defending ovalles sanctuary city an aide care bad edgar come on i wanna say on meth fared and your heart hitting the democrat but the policy for my care on our guest cycle a fighter and my quite like we need to kill mike right now know barrett may be smart like a fox but i wish on thursday morning he did not give such benefits to zico and joe klis i wished she what wouldn't have done that because when he did that thursday morning that help them it assisted there ratings the ratings on friday they weren't going to take off friday were triple normal they have terrible ratings people were not watching the worse they performed the lower they go then trump gave them a gift by attacking them on thursday it helped them on friday and this morning trump gave cnn a gift and they're a joke their fake news network but he gave them a gift and now cnn's gonna benefit i wish it i love him using twitter but use it properly yeah that practically grave but here's another thing i want to let you know uh over here in seattle now that now or starting to have hope injection fight all over the addle in king county now or people can go and show heroin and basically make it legal up here were copping the ban couvert bc model how about that kill says seattle was in the heroin injection method oh yeah that's very ridiculous in seattle i gotta guests i i gotta go i'm gonna ask i'm gonna ask joe mosignor julie gunnlaug about the.