20 Burst results for "Jim Jefferies"
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"Of have had a mockumentary stuff and you get so much information out by going straight down the camera. This is what my day was like. And you can't do that in a multi cam because there's obviously not mockumentary but you can do it on your TV show and talk about your wake. That's been cut back to the device without being mockumentary smart. That's smart. I always love Larry Sanders. I was the way that they feel like. It's been a long term since there's been like Larry Sandri it's true it's very true. One of my favorite shows ever and did it really well in a way that it didn't feel like Hokey and it felt organic but it just can't be about the job that might change nights and everything at my my fucking firemen uh-huh Jeffries a doctor like stethoscope. It's funny because my brother's a cop and he's always had a chip when he shoulder about farming. Yeah because the women locked the fireman. Yes he's like fucking doc and putting water on things talking to the cops knowing alison sexy to some people for the most part company. You're in trouble when you're cops. It's associate farm and with being saved the problem with COP. I remember this happened when we were making the NBC show where they kind of wanted someone that had a job where it was obvious. It was like some crazy note. I don't remember and we ended up. I wanted blue collar people in the show I grew up watching Roseanne. I Love Roseanne. Come from Blue Collar family. Like I didn't want everyone to just have some some like you know. Trust Fund job a job. That doesn't actually pay the bills where people don't actually have to like press buttons during the day and make shit happen and so we ended up. Having someone shows the the problem is if you have a cop on the show they always look stripper that show. If you see a guy to cop outfit show at the door. They always look in the like village. People never or Luxembourg always so it always is just like. I was like because life stressful. I feel like in sitcoms. The people have to have jobs when they worried about being fought all the excitement is coming from and being in TV you constantly at the risk of being fired. That's that's right that's right that's so true so that's a good thing you don't want to have it like I in friends. They still did that. Monica lost their job every five minutes and had another restaurant and you never really chandler. It wasn't in the Joey at some successful and then he couldn't get health. I always liked what they did with. Schwimmer's character where we got like. I bought that like I liked the job as the teacher. He was In the the only time he had a breakdown was when he just lost his mind and then he went onto sabbatical. Yeah but you have to make the job matter like I used to get things the executives all the time. It's like I've never watched it because they're like we need to know what their job is. I mean you know what the job is and what is their job and I just I. I've never watched the show. But what do they do. I didn't know what they do is. Is this woman. Watch films the mandatory and she goes. I haven't seen it. I'm like that talk like that. And she goes. You never talk to these. How does he ate? I haven't seen him have a piece of either always doing it. You know I fucking love that because I think what someone eats and the way they eat is so informative of their character. Mark My EXC. Kite thanks mom. She caught following movies. She's not good out and so early on the relationship I used. I used to try to explain it and then I got into I. I just made up a film that she might like to see like. I was just thinking with Easter Tura love. Can I get together lighter. I'm talking about what's going on. I'm the worst person to watch movies with. Because I've done this too long and I can see he when something's Agr. I can tell when something's been moved. I can tell you when something's re-shoot or a pickup and co I only looked continuity now is cut the camera and then you hit the Bruce. Go that guy's crazy you always know it's eighty are if you're not on the face of the actor while they're talking you know that's something that for people that don't know what they put it in later because the story didn't make sense in some way on the today I'm awful at looping ADR. I'm pretty good. Never done a cartoon and I have had you. I was something that ended up not happening. It was The guy that ran the Company got me to it was like one of the it was not cars not planes. It was some anthropomorphized. Machines is a cargo planes. Automobiles offices with looks the something and what they did. Though was you went in and you had to do it. And they animated based on your movements so I didn't have to match to something that was already they animate you afterwards. I just did one but it's coming out next year but I don't know if I'm any good but like do you know what an animal or is it a flying an animal on a stray animal. Animal I don't think I guess it's L.. Cillian animals particularly say how many strains trying to hang a ruse. Koala bears righty entire ten. It's one of Ted. I just wait until the famous ones farmers numbers runs this large Kookaburras we Miss Australian. Animals are animals that are everywhere else. Twenty Australian specific. Okay one bet. platypuses are those uniquely Australian. I know that very uniquely they leave all of this about your platypuses. I've never seen one in the wall right very endangered the kidneys. What's that it's like? It's like a vision of a hedge. hedgehog okay we have a little kid news but I think the news. Here's what I'll say I have a Hollywood brain and I go to four quadrants and I go. What are the ones that are going to be the most known we? We can't go to esoteric what's ability. He's like a little tiny Outback mouse with big as it is dry. We get chocolate bilby because we believe that the Easter Bunny. We still have Easter Bunny. We believe that the bill comes and helps out a little bit. I haven't what have you just saw crying. I have a dream to go to the Pink Lake. That's in and Australia. Cool the Pink Lake Australia please. Thank you get get cured from breast cancer. No that's the NFL they say Lake that because of the sulfur in the bacteria the light hits it a certain way so it looks pink seem less than strike. I went to university and when this ever heard of this look at that. Is that incredible. That is incredible wild can you. I'm like the pink color is permanent in the water. Looks Pink even when bottled can you drink it. Imagine you can drink it. I wouldn't. It's something about the bacteria and the way the light refracted on it then it turns pink. I'm surprised it's not Alabama through flinders discovered it in eighteen. O Two that cool discovered the originals had no knowledge of it before he came along and discovered White Guy Saves the day again. Isn't that cool. Yup it's because the bacteria algae hello bacteria and other microbes and the amount of salts anyone's swimming in it. Now I would imagine you would die instantly lately but at the solve is like the did see yeah. It doesn't pose any danger to humans. Go Flirt say look at me. Teaching you shit about Australia did did say thing. You did your winning. There is a score of. Who is the house right? That was that it's okay. I I was drunk drunk and it was like I thought that was closer than it was and it was like we were in a by and it was like three o'clock in the morning and I just don't be showing Tel Aviv and which I'm also also performing in Tel Aviv. Coming up in a couple of months still many tickets you tell us the date It's like I WanNa say December twenty four Taylor or or to twentieth aeneas yeah And so so what happened was is in this by and I was like oh I should see the Dead Sea and like the The security that was with me and he's like odd. What's two and a half hour drive away or two hour drive away and I you guys checking out of the hotel at eleven you have time and then it was like four four o'clock and I got what time is sunrise? I six and then I just got on a table and said who wants to go to the Dead Sea and then went out like it was like fucking author. Richard should prior in brewster's million booked all the cavs and I got everyone in the bar and we all. Did we all drive up to the Dead Sea together and we all got naked. Didn't flooded around as the sun came up. When was this like two years ago? Either pictures on your answer and we need to know pitches of it but it was a that was a quad a debauched evening and morning. You seem fucking fun is ship. Yeah that was a fun. I could never do that I could never I always covet insult and stuff. Justin time to get picked up in the shower. I just remember being feeling old salty on the plane. Yeah just feeling a bit gross and I came and I thank all water. And where's it's a place you haven't been that you WANNA go gigging. Athens degree slow. I'm getting that's the day before the day off the Israel I think it's the day before he's Yeah we're we're doing this tour. We leave on the twenty seventh. We're doing eighteen cities or something around round round Britain. I ran the Europe. I've never been to Greece. I'm and I'm gagging in Prague. For the first time I've gained progress always sue progress to be unbelievable house enlarged drags on I was like twenty two and I can't really remember it. Yeah Kgo fired is but it. It was beautiful the all towns really beautiful and saw like lots of like rich people go to Prague. Now it's like the new Italy or something. It's a fancy fancy place now I I've never gigged Meghan. I've never gigged. I've been doing a bill. So that's even Belgian and I've been to building many times Belgium's obtained bill probably done fifteen games. I I sell very willing to today. Yeah Gorge Tickets Toys. That's why I was full of Dutch. People I noticed the first time that I've performance getting members in Stockholm and I was like doing my bits very very slowly on another as we speak better English than you. You looking at the Scandinavian people because they like death metal and stuff. Yeah they come up to me after after this and I sorta I'm there two years my fourth trip there and they come up and they go they go. Yeah we enjoyed it. The show is good. You know but I gotTa tell you. I was more offended last year. And you're like oh I didn't know offend you. Wow Oh sorry. Shock shock me if a lot of people do that to me. And they're like I want you to roast me. I'm like now you don't know you don't. It's not nice. Yeah but I think I think I'm glad you're saying then. I think it should be said more. Because I think a lot of bloggers and won't culture Justice Warriors. Forget that a lot of people. Just WanNa fucking. Here's something shocking. They WANNA be offended. They Wanna be shocked haunted house. They WANNA feel like it's on the age and anything can kick off camera sort of ruined because we used to live live in this room where ACI we're going through this experience together just as you leave here comex get naked. Yeah that's right commodities still does used they get negative now with camera finds. You can't do that or the the what if you want. It'll be a cotton fucking posted all that someone to take it down and we'll move on without. I don't like people holding they find. I understand when you walk out. They will take a picture. It's up I ah put that down. You only have to tell one person that's right and then everybody gets. Isn't it supposed to just look like what why I had the experience in Miami where there was this group of girls the Miami the shows always start later like it started at nine something adorable price on Miami and when I'm going to give them my son guys you going to your enemy for me. My ovaries just exploded. That's so cute. Your Emmy and I was there. There wants to the show started like nine right usually starts like seven seven thirty eight and these girls were videoing and it was like I usually if you just look at them and go look they'll get got the hint of usually make eye contact with them and they kept going and kept going and I was like I haven't done this in a special yet and it was kind of annoying so I finally just said something like you guys stopped filming. We can do videos afterwards and they looked to me and they're like oh no no. We're we're filming ourselves and I was like. Oh my bad for a second here. I thought I would be the entertainment or the thing you would want to capture on camera. And they were taking selfies of themselves watching the show and I was so arrogant to think they might be filming the I think i. Oh I think specials Garner go. The way of Andrew Schultz is doing it. You just release little bits of material. I Love Andrew or think that people now at such short attention spans and because everyone recording. Anyway you might as well self released released two minutes fucking awake and then you go specials. It's it's kind of fucking mark pizzas are long or something..
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"Jordache five dollars off Whitney Whitney get right got it. I trust you I believe in you. Let's do it but I do think a guy's not enough guys note you cannot go from the tissue to the vagina in pulling back and had really because I think I think it's okay young men think that's an okay thing that's happened and I think a lot of women the moment don't want to be the buzzkill they're like no you picked your whole. That's the whole now. Once you go there you don't get You can go from the from the vagina to the kind of guy back. That's cracked act metaphor in life. There I don't know what it is today. Some career thing that I yeah I mean you really just body -ironically well bizarrely less room. The yes that's true and you have to earn it. You get there. You have to work with. The irony is not the same because it is not cleaner and also there's is no kids except it up there in. The food is better. I like someone sits in like a plane. There's a crying wrong baby and they go like what the fuck. What do you want them to do? I know you want to do. They have to travel with it. You can't leave it at home. You know what I learned a friend of mine comedian comedian. WHO has a kid in a baby Satori all the time and was bombed when they were babies now that he has one he's Oh I didn't realize that the people with the baby don't care that you're pissed? Yeah they're just worried about your baby so you being pissed doesn't hurt them at all. You're just seething in your own fucking anger. It doesn't but isn't it the thing that I actually think about. Maybe places I worry about their a little ears popping up crying that's psycho for landing in between and they bought the fact that you're annoyed by a babies. Being in pain on a plane is so selfish. Oh I I had. I had a flight back the other day and it was Idea eighty one year old woman sitting next to me we got chatting and she she used to be an English teacher she lives in Beverly Hills. My husband's a doctor and I just went to a bar Mitzvah in Seattle right flying down and the plains lines is really light and she goes my drive. I couldn't stay anymore. She had a regular driver. You know and and then she goes. Oh I guess I'll go with you and now they've they've done that thing at LAX. And I've never used before so I downloaded the APP for auto and then I'm like all white with Ya. Took like an Allah and she goes. You're such a nice man. And she goes Jim Jefferies. I'm going to have to look you up. Let's just leave the relationship Verdes. You like May I like you. Email that shit to look at each other's history up no no problem. Mission is the key to a good relationship to did. I wonder how young she thought I was like this. Let me call your mother. I have to tell a nice young man. Yeah you're not going to. I'm going to call you and you're like she's she's dead. He's dead but even she wasn't it would be a weird call stri zones that everything I have listen to you on a couple of things lately and you talk about your mom passing and I. It's so funny. Because before I lost a parent I truly. When people talked about their parents have passed? It was a guy who cares. It happens we know it's going to happen. It happens everyone. That's the one thing in life we know that's going to happen and people will talk about like what's the big deal because I didn't have great relationships in my parents and and I lost my father year and a half ago and it really does. I felt change. You on a cellular level makes you realize your own mortality. It also also for me. I found I lost a little bit of my moral compass not that I don morals anything but I remember thinking when I was doing stupid things. Go down while my mom to see this interesting bannon surveillance. Yeah I WANNA listening to these It's always in the back of your mind. Can't should be in the shoulder. That's talk to your mom. You're funny people. Always even spokespeople go often me book deals and I'm like I don't know if I can run this before. My mom dies I I remember I have read. It wrote a whole chapter about my relationship with my dad and right before it came out. I had them Paula. I'm reading it and even if it's honest it is like because because you've come to pace with it doesn't need to be brought up again now me and my mother a lot of people say when you pass away they they go leave anything left on say right MHM. I'll tell you me and my mom too much say more mystery subtexts towards the end we went over. We win over that relationship where she died. We went over. Every what about the time. You hit me then reparation like what am I doing. I had. I'm I'm really big on forgiveness and it's something I'm going to twelve step program and we say we forgive not because they deserve forgiveness but because we deserve peace this whole thing. We're like beat up on our parents. All the time they grew grew up in a generation. They didn't have tools. They did the best they fucking could i. My father is coming to stay with me for a couple of months and So that will be the most amount of time I've Spent with him in well over twenty years and I hear it's pretty right wing. He's very right wing. You can't late father's at trump's I love that and and and so he goes all for one month or two months and he said this to my brother and we'll see if we get along right and I love my diet exhibit. We get along and my brother went. Why don't you just don't mention trump win? I don't know if I can do that because I don't bring up politics politically in the wrong and it's not just trump. It's everything and my dad's like right-wing American but he enjoys all the left-wing Australian things like healthcare. And you know like like other things like he would agree with abortion he. He wouldn't think that he doesn't agree with guns. You know what I mean. Yeah and so he'd be lifted. IV Avenue but he likes trump trump. Says it out. Is I to me like in my day when two people were in the same room and they disagreed on things that was called an interesting conversation. Yeah like for me like we're in this chamber. We only hang out with people. We agree with. That's part of the reason I love. Hang out with Comedians so much because it. We play devil's advocate Walmart. My father does this thing like my girlfriend's friends British from Indian descent and my father. Just now just talks about too many Brown immigrants. Well you know which brand new immigrants he's talking about but she's a brown immigrants rushing offended A little bit but she now knows that there's certainly the other thing it was like you know my grandfather. When I lived in Virginia for a while I remember he would drop me off at school and he would always ask me me about how the colored kids were doing say like are the colored kids doing like? Oh God you can't say there are. We're doing quite fine. And he would ask all about their studies and how the colored kids doing and they'd come out and he point and it made me so embarrassed and I was so sick to my stomach such a racist. He's such a racist and then I found out the reason he was asking me is because he was actually paying for their tuition Aw I wanted to know like how they were doing those. If you don't pay for tuition you can say whatever you want. It was this thing where I was like. You know what I remember in an early age just going like words matter. Obviously but I was like I was calling him racist in and I thought he was racist but he was just fucking old. We're GONNA FORD PLANT IN CLEVELAND. Did he was into the worked in coal mines in Virginia and like he just didn't know oh he's not like he wasn't working call months in the Mon- how is he he. He ended up having a peanut store in Virginia and then making money. Peanut Candy Store in Roanoke Virginia and then he started before. We're going to have the allergies. That's right he's there was. You could make a killing on peanuts before the ninety and now you just kill yeah. That's right now. You're a murderer but you never told us how your intern killed someone all. That's I like the fact that anal sex is now more interesting than mass murderer. Guy So black Globulin you can look this up right so he feels bad for blake lively than anyone who tries to google arend misspelled so bright. Bright pregnant woman and then he decided he had his wife pregnant. He had his goal pregnant and he decided whether he he's kicked out from one place or whatever he went off with the the the go front right and so he went with a still visiting these kids. And whatever getting one hundred thousand dollars a month from each dad and you know and what happened to bike was then he. There's other things. There was some rod as assistant that he was dodgy with and there was a few other things anyway. The woman and gives birth to the kid tells. Blake the fuck off two weeks after the child is born blind. Trust to contact her. Mother's flying out from the Ukraina crying aware of it is to come and see the baby and the bike invites arrive to talk about their relationship and she's never seen a game well by way to timeout when relations over there's nothing to talk about. There's no let's talk about how it's who knows that I believe in once it's done it's done. There's no let's talk about why it's over that's your that's a trap. So she comes over he He scouter and drained all all of the data. There was less than a tasting. The blood now to do that. The body has to stay alive Cape pumping the blood. She was alive for maybe week. Why he just kind of different parts of limbs and all that type of stuff and then they found a comic book that he's written earlier it was all about? scalping women I get I start laughing. Nothing when things are tragic because I just can't handle it so he he He he drained about it. They said it was the worst murder in La History. Unlike most graphic horrendous and like there was over Faisal pots were put through the garbage disposal and nurse. She'd given birth two weeks earlier and the Mava Department did. The police have been missing for days..
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"I'm GonNa do a podcast called. I don't know about that. And so this is the theory of my. It's GonNa be me and my friend forest forest so much. He's like the nicest Guy Ourselves fucking funny funny and nice hard combination to find and So so what's going to happen. He's GonNa Bring up a topic and I'm going to be that guy in a by that even if he doesn't know what he's talking looking back he's got to have a guy right so it can be something as simple as I can be prepared at all federal like. Tell us everything you know about plight when it was invented thing Bubba another episode might be slavery and everything like like we all know it happened but I can't give it is but I love. I love when when slavery comes up with people in bars. Because there's always that one person who's like you know white people were enslaved to write war. People Scotch Irish Schwartz Way and then and then you have original slice Jews and you like yeah. We're not talking about wants to talk about the native American Indians slave to get all the PR and you're like okay. There's always one person that wants to change your view on slavery fumbling up. Yeah totally. There's one person who really wants talk about white slavery which was actually called indentured servitude and they really want to change the focus to the white slave starts but he just may having a guard and then you so you don't really need gas but let's I have you on on the show. We can pick a subject that you know everything about. That's a great idea. That's such a great idea. It's like cups. I Dunno his mastermind where you can have your specialty topic yeah. I don't know you have the mastermind I have. It's like it's like it's like buying jeopardy but one of the topics your genius fatal from nine hundred sixty two hundred sixty six would be my category. That's a really good one because it's also fun to watch someone one. That actually knows the answer have to suffer through he pulled. You have no idea what they're talking about people who think they knew everything. That's everyone all all the time but I wanted to do another podcast. That is me solving crimes by getting a little bit of information because I think that a lot of times we try too hard to solve crimes with like fax backs and now that sounds the same but if you just use your human nature God like Oh yeah well. This is what I would do. Well documentaries because I agree with whoever's last interviewed view on Sunday morning I'm like they like watching. A murderer did do it. He definitely didn't do it. Why the jury system system is so flawed dishing actors like when you do? TV shows the last person comes in like well. That's the person that you do it then another person. Did you watch that one. The is about the guy who is the last Nazi that was getting caught. And he's going to be Ivan. The terrible is God. That is new on Netflix. She's got lived in Cleveland And he lived in Cleveland and he and something. He's he's like a Polish guy and he was working at the Ford Plant. And then like you had family and he was happy and been living. In America America students nine hundred forty five and it turned out. He Modern Bane one of the Nazis. Nazis Nazis in the Nazis Big Nazi. Yeah he was even everybody. Who's Ivan the terrible which is like There's one concentration camp. He was just poking kids in with a sword right. But now everyone's like these these guys like it when the plant was like he's in this guy is right and so there was a lot of bike with it. And then you find out he wasn't wasn't that Nazi and then I'm like there was bits where Graham like leaving the load. He's lead a good life and then you he's the things that is bad. He should go on the idea that he wasn't as bad a Nazi. Just like how quickly we low our bar are. They like he was a Nazi he was Ivan. The terrible wasn't Ivan the terrible or not. But you can't convict all like the grunts the skies you can go after the grunt guys you conned con imprisoned all of them because I would just say washed and just soldiers like anyone else that we're living in a country. They thought the winning team when the concentration camps you gotta go after but also then after the Nuremberg trials. These what happened was a lot of people who high up Nazis went to prison for three years. Five years right but then after it applied out in history then when we caught catching people in the nineties we were like death penalty. Yeah yeah so they like what am I going to. aww built the oven so there is that dilemma. That goes on now. I want to say very quickly. I'd I'd agree with Nazi. I the punishment to be consistent but you watch the documents and also like with the making the Mark Jackson thing and I watched that documentary. I watched the documentary before it came up and I was watching other people's documentaries like this person didn't didn't like What's the word speak at the trial for the kid and I'm like Oh these lying along with these are a couple of laws I think Michael Jackson was dodgy but these people are just out for money and then I watched the documentary? I'm like he's a tone the truth anybody. We'll but that's not. That's not that you are persuaded by something. You think angus persuasive. You believe people. That's actually a good thing. You strike me someone who's incredibly fair. And that's what I want to ask you if you've seen the staircase who say oh that's the one where the woman with the AL Yeah Yeah I've seen that. Yeah the one with the we. I believe that the L. did it. Yeah I don't I don't know if he did it I don't I don't think he fucking did it. Also all sorts of things. I think he's a nurses. I think he's a psychopath I think he's I just don't I'm really just obsessed with human nature and I'm obsessed with. I don't think if you killed someone you would invite. A camera accrue to be in your home for three months. I think he's done a lot of bad things but I don't think he can. What about the woman What's that place I? Scott Peterson Peterson. I don't know that much about it but my gut is just by hearing what you just said that. He didn't believe he did it but I don't believe he should be in prison. My I don't know because because there's no evidence the evidence isn't enough there's reasonable doubt. I think he did it. Yeah but they haven't got enough on him. What happened with him? was I found that he was a philander and a terrible husband and when he was a shitty human bay and so then you went shitty human bane. He should go down he is should human brain. That isn't enough evidence that that's what we do. I think as humans we get this sort of collective elective evidence we go he did this. Of course he killed no. There's a lot of liars and psychopaths and selfish narcissist who actually aren't killers and a Lotta Times. The people are the most dangerous are the ones that come off the most normal. Why do you think women causing death row? Because that's a real because that is a human nature one. Oh one thing we are attracted on a very primal level. I know I'm GonNa get a Lotta Shit to this for amended. Dangerous and on a primordial reptilian brain level can protect our babies. And you think like are can change him or you'd like that that depends on your childhood if if you were raised in an alcoholic Komar around you know I mean that's like a case by case thing but we have a primal attraction the same way a guy looks at a girl that walks by with big boobs or big hips sir. Big Lips of she's fertile. When you look at a guy with tattoos or engaging in risky behavior is that person can protect my baby? I think it's because women like to know where you I was GONNA say. Awesome awesome cheat on us at least not with other women. A man imprisoned in prison. At least we know what they're doing at all times was turned it. Bundy impregnated a woman while he was death row. But I think we also have to remember like getting these fights all the time. We're liberal women love with Ted Bundy like it's not all of us. It's not all of us. And what did Casey Anthony. She's not bad looking. People saying look like her during that trial I got a lot of Casey Anthony side. By side. She was not unattractive. But what does she do very clearly killed a child Very clearly but there's a a lot of mental illness in this world but that's mental illness. That's not being a woman. Those two things are not synonymous with mental illness. And being yeah not not synonymous synonymous that when a woman is mentally ill and does something horrific guys WanNa go see told you uh no. That's a mentally ill person. That's not man woman. That's just a very sick. I worked with block. Who did the most heinous murder in L. A. History Bleich Law and he was? He was an intern on legit. What's it is an internal legit? This is Jim shows and he was like he used to sit around Canadian and he used to sit around. The writer's room going away. You guys are doing real good work. That's killers behave. And he's turned out he was the son son of a billionaire. Who is a property guy? He was like the Canadian trump and He has two brothers and one brother is sort of cool and hangs out with the CAPRIO and drives a Ferrari Ari and plays in that cod game. In the there's a famous like card game amongst like celebrities that sorta which one which Allan Loeb won something. Amis dime amy. Oh Molly's gang always the woman. The Aaron Sorkin. Yeah so anyway. So Bleich is a guy who who didn't say that he had had parents money. He said that he was. He goes on a you mean you hired him off of merit alone or Crisci Cigar. We met him at Soho House and he just a follow him around. Ah Lucky boy. He brings coffees and stuff like that and he wanted to be a writer and he said he was a comic book writer and also and he's dropping like a Porsche nine eleven we like. How do you get these? As we didn't know he had these big inheritance not paying you. And he's like he's like Oh. What did you do with the stocks and the and then? We started taking stock tips from him. The Guy was more on all of these stock stock tips related to Oh you got to buy an EA sports at the moment because there's a new game coming out and whatever video game that he was. Ah Drink Red Bull. Red Booze producing a new beverage and you got to invest. I would take these stock tips from this killer anyway. 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"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"It's better with clouds. I'm slow lazy if I bought something and it doesn't fit and then he just wrapped them back coppins sent. This is wild thing. I ordered something off of Amazon like a candle and it came already burned. It was like a fake. Because there's a lot of vendors on there that are fake right you've Benton. You saw this. It was like an expensive candle that came already burned in like a shitty box and it was like well. I'm not gonNA fuck you kind of have me by the balls here because I'm not going to return it also so it looks like it. Yeah it was like no one's GonNa believe me anyway it's GonNa see I'm a I'm a big fan of when I get the wrong thing in a restaurant I have a couple of fools are this is the wrong thing and then I have full mouthfuls before I order you know I think I I and then I had to i. I did it the other day with some like I wanted them like Pasta. That had like Cajun source in it and it came like lemon bottom caging but I still wasn't sure to begin because I'm a moron. Thanks Jim yes we friends. I believe with friends we are we are we. Don't hang out that much but we have each other's numbers we takes occasion occasion. Yeah we complement. Each Other and social media wanted Mrs. Achieve something true friends like I feel like you know you're somebody that I I think we're both kind kind of Lone Wolf type. People aren't really hang in the comedy clubs and I'm going to be God for that. I wasn't my twenties now uh-huh that I didn't get along with people I just don't know what you get out of it like there's a lot of people this like. You'll you'll buddy delay. He's there every every every nine and that's his that's what he likes Rogan's always hanging out in the classroom and nothing against people doing that. It's just you know I think maybe for me I changed with having a kid. I just I became like this morning. I did school run and I was thinking to myself. This is gonNA knock like four years of my life. The school run run. I hate it. Driving and dropping officers have to wake up at six thirty six thirty because he has to get the bus at seven twenty five uh-huh and you like that's a fucking kind of a job that he's sorry. Yeah no yeah. No women do it every day. Every intercity happening all right and then like I know I'm not doing the best job with either like I'm like here's my thing. I'm sick of this. Like good apparent bad parents if he gets to the bust and if he's in school you're good siphoning clean yes right enough and he's and he's but he's not done you it has like fluffy hair kids look like crusty the clown I see kids shouldn't have perfectly quaffed hair like a creepy little had at one time I mean I I I get dressed like a go and get dressed those anyway head swimming or something that day and it turns out that he on his own six of the time uh-huh and he's I forgot to put underwear on these signs. You could do that anymore. And then the school rings only only about the underwear policy like Armenta guy. Oh I thought we were all of course it was just an era. It was just an era that he didn't have underway. They act like this is a manipulative thing that I did and I wait. Why'd you put your underwear off? God of I got to remind him in the morning. I'm like H.. Some cocoa and rice bubbles rice krispies. crispy here right and then I got eight or a scam. I have you eaten your breakfast. And then upstairs getting myself ready. And then he's like off. I forgot who is your fucking forget anything off. Got That if you've got ya new air on or do you should I do I have underway. I also have questions. How did the teacher no? He wasn't wearing underwear. What were you had to change for swimming? Oh aw watching. I don't know I think that I think it died. I well maybe I forgot to send him in the swim. There's probably different things that I did not some missing pieces of this. Because he's mother rang me up and she was really angry with me. He's like wanting you put underwear and of course my intention is always the heavy mid underway. Yeah are always want that. He wasn't wearing it. It was not something that he's reckons. He has to show every day and I just when I was a kid. I reckon it's three times a week when you're a little kid. 'cause you don't stink like you. They do now. That's correct. That's correct I think just covering his open SARP constantly. He's not is your skin doesn't make system. Kids need to be drinking drinking water from the tap they need to be in the sandbox. Need to be getting dirty or else. They're sick all the time people I know that are like pure ailing their kids constantly. Their kids always sick. I I didn't care for his The hygiene wellbeing baby wipe that Shit. That's why they're called baby wipes I keep it clean each house. And he's now he's fine. You don't want to develop a bad association with with high. You know if you're forcing your kid to wash themselves everyday aren't thinking not just well. I think three times like after you play sport three times a week and then I remember when I was a kid could above bothell. It was Friday. What's a week and then you and then you sit down and to perfect pot and you put a dressing gown on it and you sat out and you watch the I team or whatever it is and then you didn't do it again ave yeah every Friday we wash ourselves and then there's something or entertain we need all right? Kyle probably should wash all the time. Yeah I remember. I hate about summer as a kid because I had seen that. What was the thing? Where the BLOB? The scary stories tales from the crypt was. I'd watch tales from the crypt or one of those shows and there was a a lake where there was a blob that all the girls jumped in and got eaten by the Blob and they could not. I could not take a shower or bath assume that would happen cracked. I've strange memories of binding with my brothers for too long for like like the age I was like I was like seven twelve eighty enough for take all my brother used in the shower. He'd make me sit on top of the drain. We'd see if we could flood the room. That's not you can't be cleaned doing this. I remember I was so scared of taking that. I would turn the bath on in. Put My hand. Pretend I was taking a bath and tell my parents. I had taken when I hadn't splashing flashing noise sitting there and pretend I was taking one more my mother my mother Who I I had a very? We argued a lot. Pasta is expensive but we we. We argued a lot me and the first time I ever went back to strive to do gigs and I'd been doing the thing but there was. The Sydney comedy store had a book. And I don't know if the book a particularly like twenty three twenty full but I see she rang up to Oxford Gig. This is back before I had a mobile find. All that was it was in the House with my parents and my mom got overly excited that that That this company store had run and she walks in having a shower. I'm twenty three. I'm completely and I get my mom comes in and goes Jacomb. They someone on the find free shipping. It has to be one of my friends. Who else has the number? I mean the fucking. How can you get the fuck out doing you jerk off in the shower that it wasn't joking put on Nike? I'm yelling at get the fuck out of the room like that right so now. This comedy still booker. Who didn't already like me just thinks I'm abusive to my mother? But I was. I was well within my rights to do this and I had to apologize busy. visit at what age can mom stop looking at their naked gun and what age do fathers need to stop looking at naked dogs. And that's I. I think I think we sons I think it's sort of around nine and they can't keep doing the whole obscene. It all before us the Chinese. Thank you. Yeah that doesn't really hold a lot of water. I think dads and daughters. It'd be a similar thing is before any sign of puberty comes in. You have to get out. Any sign of difference starts working in all before you know more at my son's just recently discovered he's like I got a lot of kids do it though touching at all. It's somebody's getting more curious about deco of aside. What do you do about telling him? Maybe not suit in public without giving a complex. What's what are the rules around him touching his dick well? He's not doing public it. He's he's wise enough not to do it in public do you say hey. That's the thing we do in in private. What's that conversation Yeah you say that you don't talk about it all. It was very tricky to you. Know I'm fearful of of my older footage. Amazing horrible things. Online I die see mine my niece my niece is fourteen and she was On on social media and she said about some Australian TV host when Blah Blah Blah is a cont is what she right right and I'm like she's like fourteen now I on like synonymous with the word but I'm like what are you doing. You don't do that you know 'cause because I gotTa Parenti on and she's like really you are unless it makes you millions of dollars and that was the whole thing. Yeah how can you Oranje job. It's a different thing. Don't cut into people on the street unless you're a surgeon. You're getting paid to do it right. People they did they cut into people at so surgeon telling their niece and nieces like stabbing somebody say I do that but under very surgeon does the first the first surgical precision. They have to tell the person I know there would be no surgeries. Ever surgery would have been canceled. I would imagine but I think the because teaching hospitals they do it on cadavers. A bunch I just want to go through the same many times before they fly them. No I I don't think legally they would have to tell you know. I hate it when Comedians do that. Like every now and then when you're sort of random venue in random places like this is my first time doing stand Dan. You don't tell them that bookcase so okay. So let's do another one so Let's say hey guys my first time doing that. Ed flying other missions normally. 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"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"Point. You're welcome. I forgot I'm just so used to coming from network television where it's like you have to do. Everything has to be a certain amount of time and everything's gotta be tightened snappy and everything's gotta be like perfectly lit like I just this is so it's like too good to be true everyone here and then go at it that added that cut that and and I do trust me and some people in the comments. Don't like it very few people. I like the idea that the that if people don't like that I make Edison podcasts. Like we want this to be sloppier copier. This'll be it. It would just be. I don't know. Should we talk about that. I'm this is all. I'm editing out. I'm editing when I'm like Like at any myself thinking those are the main things. Ah Or slurring or saying something that's going to be canceled. Jim Jefferies. Is he her. Wow all right by the way I hate what I say. That because there's some kind of impo implication I'll be a completely different person. Do you know what I mean. Let me know when we're rolling. Sign no one to have a good personality. That's why I've never wanted to do a reality show. That's like we feel twenty four hours a day. I just know I could be edited badly and I. It could be a disaster and that type of environment I don I. I wouldn't want to because I think I'm very insecure because I'm not that funny a person when I'm pretty funny chat to you. Don't try to be funny when I'm not performing Y- I get that because I'm tired you know like I just wouldn't want people saying unlike my bathroom regime not like shitting myself but just the just the lack of cleaning either taking shit shitting yourself. No you're shitting yourself. As I guess. I don't want them shitting me. Say my one of my best friends is in In the jungle right now for the British celebrity. Get me out of here. I've been trying to watch that online. Yeah looks like Hell. Did you ever do that. No I've been asked to do shows like that. I'll be not the strain versions of shows like that but I wouldn't wouldn't it be there's no way over shows now they just they just fear factor but twenty four hours a day eating bugs and shit. I don't WANNA eat bugs. Yeah it is sort of this signing up to humiliate yourself where I love that. They always assume comedians would be super down for that. He's in there he didn't they would. Caitlyn Jenner Oh. Oh Wow right and she did it for tense for five hundred thousand pounds. She's a lot of money. I'm not saying that it's not for Jenner daughter. The bugs this week so let me a meal. That's like a cut. I eight hundred thousand America. That's a million dollars after taxes after paying in your age and your manager probably ends up being about thirty five cents on the dollar right applying for NPR and what type of stuff so for Caitlyn Jenner. That's like I'm sure Caitlyn. Jenner does like appearances differences gets paid like that to me very much feels like basically doing it for free. I think everyone gets out of their loses. A White Guy so I think everyone looks dances. This does everyone says one. Excuse is what did you do. I thought I'd get in shape. Not why that's not why he wanted attention. I don't no I just. I can never do something like that. I like to embarrass myself in private. I've just before at my age especially when I was I was living Britain. I was doing a small so to six hundred eight rooms. It is and stuff and then I came to America and I thought my career was going nowhere and I did accept the job being celebrity. Boot camp let is that it. It's a show that would have been made if you boy band members and the next action and just like being called a Maggot by drill Sajjan and having to run up and down hills and vomit and I was like this is what I'm GonNa do. Tom Grain went into that world breath when all of these celebrity big brother and the the apprentice to the Tom Green. That makes sense when I look at them and like you. It's like Oh someone who's really smart and really incisive now. I want to see him exercise. Why do you also have to see US exercise and humiliate like where we have gone? We now want to see people respect and admire. Just be miserable as us so thing when you went to the celebrity apprentice used to see people with big stars that were watching Cindy lauper she was messy. But I know that stuff that I've been in this business long enough to know that it's like okay that. How is that person making money now? You know that is probably a paycheck thing. Still Caitlyn Jenner. Still need to I think CHEAPO Caitlyn Jenner dozen. But I think Cindy lauper. I don't know I think people just get bored of not being famous. That's thinking about retiring. No no I'm a workaholic. Oh I've been working like these. I always think 'cause people he's go what would you do. I think it'd be around with nothing but I've never given nothing ago. I'd be worried about you. If he stopped working I could. It could abused substances pretty quick. You and I are similar in this way. I think yeah you would be like remember when that Eddie Furlong that guy that was in terminator that's celebrity all of a sudden There was a story Eric in history there was a story that he like stole. A bunch of lobsters lobsters from a restaurant. Like that would be us. You know we still have expensive tastes. You're still belie I feel like we would like start shoplifting so we would need adrenaline rush. I have my credit card stolen and had that whole like text. Did you make payment heated. You make a payment and I Rang up the bank and the two payments were one was for baby formula and the other one was to get a car out of an implant and I was like and it was like an Akron. Ohio and I was like yeah I can tell by the transactions. Sad story ory was and I was like I let him use it for like a week and then they kept on buying too many shoes on razzle dazzle. Whatever residues what's the catch as many ways to kind of razzle still here on a discount shoe low is your self esteem? You're not even going to going. There's something very clear you haven't been caught yet and we can catch you pretty quickly cars from the impact that has to be a paper trail that leads someone who probably still your credit card hard but also as kind of a fan and it's like I don't Wanna I don't WanNa go to macy's has got to be a dead. I had another one the other dialects on paying the building up for sprint. I went on. I've sprint not doing that. So what's the we gotta tighten up your security with credit card coming and they've already cancelled that one and by a lot of stuff online by most of my things online. I have a brother who works in retail. And he's like he used to develop shopping centers and he says that's like the worst thing in the world. It's like when we talk about illegally downloading things like it's ruining coming people having cameras in the in the in the audience and he goes. Did you buy this online. Want you just kick me and my family out on the streets Goo Ziesel about the moles. But you can't stop this. They're taking their. It's starting to circle back it..
Trump says U.S. sanctions on Turkey will be lifted
"The trump administration is lifting some sanctions on Turkey after praising ridge of type air to one's government for holding its incursion in northern Syria against the Kurds until about a week and a half ago the U. S. had maintained a diplomatic balancing act for years between Turkey a NATO ally and the Kurds ineffective ally on the ground against ISIS but with trump's order for American forces to leave Turkey and Russia which is allied with Syria's Assad regime now have a stronger foothold on the swath of land along the Syrian border and peers Michele Kelemen says the US envoy for Syria is facing tough questions on Capitol Hill about the president's decisions the Democrat who chairs the house foreign affairs committee says this is an example of trump's quote fly by the seat of his pants foreign policy US envoy Jim Jefferies says the U. S. didn't want Turkey to fight the Kurds in Syria the Turkish incursion into **** Syria are is a tragedy it was a long standing US government policy in two administrations to keep that from happening and we clearly were not successful the US believes over one hundred ISIS fighters have escaped recently but Jeffrey ads at the U. S. is confident that Kurdish forces continue to control prisons were other ISIS fighters are being
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Jim Jefferies come party with. I'm here till Monday villa parties every night. Bill potties every when you told me that I was like, oh, you kick your ass. So somebody. The sucker. And if you look, if you look at Jack's profile, he's just being an idiot on Ghulam goodly. And then this woman I remember used as Jimmy like this woman will tear you apart, you'll she's really alive. If she's real bullet chain. So. Hi boots and fucking meteoroid like this. So what happened? Jack, we went to the strip club. I Wayne along with you Jay, because I thought you should go by yourself and I was like, you can't go by yourself on aid to be this. So I took a bulletin went and had a lap dance. U. n. Joe everyone. You are great insurers and they go. We've never heard of this person or ever seen her before I went to all I went to the bar, they didn't know. So I was like, shit. There's anyone asks Michigan. So uncomfortable, what am I? What am I was the strip club and Jack had like, you know, when they come and sit on your lap and they're like, hey, you having a good night. What are you up to that is waiting to see if you get a dance, and then if you and then jacket had a couple of days, but he cleaned his wallet and he's sitting there and he's like, gills isn't. He's laughing. He's like, hey, what are you doing? Injects who. Really have any money like that. And then I just slipped twenty three's and he's like, well. Oh my God, like mother, I got an I gotta. I gotta tell you. I had some bosses when I was your age, not as fuck, and coz on ever. Remember guy fucking but also these all ideas like we're having villa potties Jeffries. We're having villa buddies drinking, like back in the day, like if the Memphis mafia, like all of Elvis's guys had. Pombal. How shitty that would have been like come to Graceland. He he's asleep all weekend grades. That's way. But if anyone would like some fucking anyone's wants to take a picture of next week, he's passed out if anyone wants Xanax, the size of a mental. Did he just have someone come out with a book recently about him? Like one of his girlfriends act now about Elvis. There's always someone who's just came out. She was talking about like his regimen pills as eating habits. We're just spooky. He wasn't good towards the. The one thing that the cash though thing is like, once you hear it, you're like, how would I get anybody? Never Negra Jack was like, she's still texting the number one. It's not a, she probably at this point we go work at six thirty. I didn't see, but you were still like into it now. I was we were you trying to do? We thought that water Ramon. We thought that what it was trying to get people into the streets. Langley men to come into the strip? Yeah. Do you have actually is a great campaign in Vegas if you don't know if you've never been in Vegas and it's like fifty bucks again, no strip club, whereas normally it's either free or five bucks or ten, it's not. It's like fifty to seventy dollars. Again, these triple in bay. Probably the strip clubs, values, count, dining. God's comes to come up. And then when you show up the, it's like they don't want you how many people are there. Staying over that, like you start treating you like shit. They start nagging us. Like doll, Tom, com come come. And then when you get the. They make you wait outside to make it like there's more people. You go inside and in my life when I refused to wait on line for anything, we pass and.
Jim Jefferies, Joel Mchale and Netflix discussed on Steve Trevelise
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"What he jumped from the crucible it's my name so so i added an extra aid so went from being jim jefferies to jim jefferies okay yeah she's a vase i was i was thinking putting a middle initial in because like marco john fox was another michael fox jim j jefferies now i was gonna put an a in the middle so that'd be jimmy jefferies thought that's a bit too corny yeah that just sounds a bit shape upcoming gigs mine classifies comedy music festival this saturday june second in san francisco june twenty three and twenty four casino ram lemon dingdong on cherry oh canada is not a good name casino rama and rama i think they should change it to ramble emma ding dongs greece theme yeah would you like to read the outer showed i'll do it for yeah we use them every day to learn design and strategy destroyed as seamless as dry strategize strategy is how these strategize yeah dry rice boards and now gloss maka boards must have in every stage of life every stage of life you should have one of the from baby to the just before you die you should write something on one of these boards visual display products you need and quality of service you deserve us maka board is the place to go a fullservice shop with highly trained staff us marco bode is able to handle any request no matter how lodge all small visit us mabul dot com today and use the promo code jeffries that's why.
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Nothing around it no other information that is just just like like i thought you might wanna read this yeah voter joa like all right my his your after noon and i gotta be honest with you me mom took it in stride pretty well she wasn't it upset as we thought she was gonna chair chair young my brother just got one bit of email back going as anyone saying the will so anything if you die by the way do they get anything if i yeah yeah i've written it will involve a few people you not in vote no no i'm okay anything i wasn't asking i feel like hank hank far is pinball machine it's fair nobody no what is jacket that's all i wanna know jack gets martyr specht which is my respect juror which is something he never got been live anyways so what happens is so my mother was dead though so i i looked at the whole thing and then i post it out originally when i posted the picture of jim jefferies dawn car accident instagram and the comment on right was something like you think they could have chosen a better pizza right but then people started like crying and shit in my message thing like oh my fuck he's dead or whatever like that right so i had to reedit the actual go i'm not dead involved letters it was nice as it would be upset bo's did i always assume they wouldn't be but was that which movie was that you get to see what people.
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"And then i remembered oh in touch also had like weekly glenn's break and then that would kind of go away and then it would be quinn's pregnant with twins and none of that ever happened and then i glanced at gwen stefani's instagram oh there they were on saturday she's on tour with him posted a picture of her and blake backstage on his tour with the hashtag love so i'm thinking maybe maybe in touch sources aren't quite so credible they wake up and go hey gwen stefani sells magazines we don't have any new gwen stefani news who wants to write something just make it up jim jefferies death hashtag love in a picture of youtube that's sketchy as well that's that's overcompensation for something interesting that's my take out interesting and who's to say that that's even a recent picture backstage anywhere i mean they're always gigging right stuffed crust is on the road all the time stuffed crust shelton i love stuff crespi oh there's nothing better than that i think so wow all right i like it not fake news drake being a legitimate gamer apparently he really is he let his fan base on twitter no yesterday that he'd be playing the game fortnight battle royale with a guy named ninja and ninja is a popular streamer on the twitch platform and those two wound up nearly breaking the internet last night they had a viewing record of six hundred thousand concurrent views when people tuned in to see them play the previous twitch record for non tournament rounds was of course dr disrespects three hundred thirty eight thousand we we all remember that i've never forget where i was right so true fellow rubber musician travis scott nfl player juju smith schuster schuster at the end hey hey sounds pretty i mean nope maybe up there in canada drake that right.
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"The reigning scraps that's what we submit ya there are world number eight but it's been it's been like it's pay is where the people like the show what have you we have a chance in hell of winning why not because we want we weren't whitney things ali gears anomalies john oliver win jim jefferies has nominated john oliver sam be last week uh the fullfrontal semitism at the b m the daily show wasn't bright the daily show i dunno i don't think they were i think uh conan was nominated bill maher jimmy fallon was jimmy than was not nominated he wasn't now um and i don't believe kohl bear was either kobe was so cold bear was in south south myers might have another one this clause were there so do you think's in when uh other you'll be jovan think john oliver maybe samantha b yeah oh be one of those two but i feel like this is kind of like lucky gotta get in their first it's like one of those things like we don't win at the first year like that the last year the daily show one jon stewart was on his way out not that you know the daily show wasn't wasn't good obviously could are deserving of but if felt like john oliver probably should have one day but it was their first kind of year knows the daily shows last year so it's kinda like i dunno editor or if i had your eye on this the other night it i wanted repairs beijing come through we went with a man of jassem than if you win you just go up there in stumble around who have the ability i'm just gonna start drinking because we're not gonna win think that a be belligerent is at awards date nears face laugh channel eight per uh you're you're you're pitching here and then ended also like uh it it may undermine be fund night be fine might be found out but the thing is that the dress up we gotta get yourself it's but it's only rod is these white be a good look a group of people.
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"The german joe frazier park ga hours i'm jim jefferies please subscribe to write the podcast and comes z we on two october 27th in connecticut at the mohican son two performances october twenty eight at the west hampton beach performing at center that's a real price november 10th 11th albeit toronto at the sunny senator before me hats also my uk to us sold out so quickly and everyone's complaining about the ticket price but it sold out quickly so feels like a process them about ride w extra show it will hand of the market there'll be exercising london and an extra show in manchester and far sure you're gonna be coming women yes i will be an people um i'm excited about that too very excited people complain other ticket prices a lot of times that are on the secondary market what they think are two odri proud for ticket you're a piece of shit and i just ring the data directly you fucking care who can't do properly like you've taken the first off out like that seems a bit extreme at guy craigslist nam nam in xining that at this moment why your listening to the us as soon as we laid the podcast mean forests are going to see the dodgers play in the world series we release the podcast tomorrow so wasn't a great win my god kershaw nohitter win but i didn't see it i was here working watching out too bright place and kill easy ryan to first responded joyous things i've ever seen on at streaker.
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Nerdist
"And behind me and smashed my head into a table fractured skull just didn't delight the show white did these time i discuss on talk to him i i still continue with a guy look like a wake up in an ambulance only god and i and i just buying into the table and his bohm actually anyway can i wake up on a gurney being taken to a name 'lance and just with the bachelorette party of fucking northern english cheeks with bunny is on guy that galway's faqih ass how lives a we'd like seven did he get arrested earn i i think what happened was i think the security guiding the kicking and then i got a ten thousand dollars from the british government for i am a victim of crime that is the thing you can talk about socialized health care whatever i wasn't a british citizen jim jefferies is in my real name i waiting like you know going to stage and jeffrey james nugent is merlin oca jeffrey james jim jefferies would have isher i went into the hospital as jim jefferies no one ever checked wanted innovation always in there for five days and then i just walked out at the end if someone handed you a check he and his own amy check the ten grand if that's not less up i was i wasn't always use the bicyclists serious living there why did you change your name while this i i i had a promising musical theater career one stage an opera seeing created what's uh very this amount of time imola oh my god and so i studied musical theater university in any my my a job outside of school was i went and sanctity strain opera fatuzzo offers i this the course night.