20 Burst results for "Jim Jefferies"
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"On her back on the bed and the man gets on top. This is so horrendous looking. That you can't search for it in Pornhub. No one in the world has ever seen, I've tried. They've never searched for this. No one wants to see it. You always get into that position by accident. Maybe your intention, a man the wife got into it by accident, right? So I'd gone downer, right? My turn. We don't keep a tally, but I'm too up. Anyway, so. All right, Dan, huh? Did she finish this, right? If I can go, I'm off to the bathroom. Now her head's at the end of the bed she was laying that way on the beat. And so her head's at the end of the bed. And then as I'm walking by, she just grabs my cock. And so you guys to put it in her mouth. And I'm like, hello? Oh, I should mention it this stage. My in laws will be watching this. I don't know what to tell you. Anyway, so. She started sucking my cock and I'm like, ah, good on you. Well done you. And we go through the whole show, the whole song and dance. We all do it, right? She puts it in the mouth, then she sticks a tongue out nice, slap it on a tongue. And she acts like that something she enjoys. She's like this. And I'm like, and I'm like, you're having a good time. So. She's sucking on my dick, and her head's at the end of the beat, and I don't know why I did this, but I thought, I want to do is I whip my leg around here. And as soon as I did it, I knew I'd made an error. The ball sack was covering a nose and the breathing became very labored. And not just the nose, and I'd come right over her eyes, giving her flies eyes. And I was like, oh, this can't be good. I have to leave a bit of the precious. I put one knee up on the mattress. But all that did was shift the balls off the eyes under the bridge of the nose. So she still can't breathe. But now she has a very clear view of my gaping hemorrhoidal asshole. And I'm like, that can't be fun. So I put the other knee up. Then I'm up, and then I fell forward. And started looking from above. An act like that was what I meant to do. Now boys. If you ever find yourself in a situation where a woman asks for a 69 where she's in the bottom and you're on the top. Make sure you get yourself some rock solid consent. Get a video of her saying what she expects, what she wants. Make a hold the newspaper for that day. Maybe a contract, get a notary. There's not enough. Because girls, once we get started in this position, there's no turning back. Unless you're safe where it is. Your butt fuck out a lot. If you do it on a soft inner spring mattress, she stands a chance. You do it on memory farm. You'll fucking kill a bitch. So that's what it's like to be married. Watch Jim Jefferies, high and dry. Only on Netflix.
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"For one of the things that's happening in cinema at the moment is and I think we can all agree on this. Okay, so we're done with blackface people. Stop doing that. People don't like it. If you're getting ready for Halloween and you think, I might do blackface. Just don't. It's so much easier to not do blackface. Like, you have to do anything. Just save yourself time. See, the thing is with actors now, you've gotten movies. I think we've all agreed that you can't play outside your race. So it goes back to like Mickey Rooney playing an Asian character in breakfast and Tiffany's. Don't buy outside your race. You can only pay your race. I think we can all agree on that now. Now, there's another thing happening now where the guys are getting upset if heterosexuals are playing gay people on film. I'm not sure about that, but I'm open to discussion. But here's the thing that's really fucking pissing me off. Taron Egerton or whatever egerton or whatever. He played Elton John and Eddie the eagle. Two of the ugliest cuts that have ever lived. He's really good-looking. I don't fucking like that. He's buying ugly face. How many ugly actors would lock that fucking opportunity? Does a good-looking people need fucking everything? Like Charlie's the run. Fucking gangster 30 pounds and all they say is how brave. You know what's bright, be ugly, every single fucking guy. Watch Jim Jefferies intolerant, only on Netflix.
Good One: A Podcast About Jokes
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes
"Now it's time for the final segment of our show. It's called the laughing round. It's like a lightning round because this is a comedy podcast. It's called the lefting round. Do you have a favorite joke joke like a street joke? Jeez, my favorite joke ever is probably David tells joke where he goes, you remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman, then you grow up and you realize he's just a drunk who was wearing a cape. That's like a brilliant. That's a one liner and it says so much in such a simple that's about disappointment that's about growing up. It's such an excellent joke. I love that one. Well, maybe that'll fit also to the other category. The next question is a joke you wish you could see I'll joke that you know the comedian can do. I knew you were like, oh, I wish I had that. I love that one. I mean, if we're doing one joke or like a bit. I'll bet. Joke meaning a whole I mean Jim Jefferies gun joke. I'm so jealous of that one. It's like a 15 minute masterful chunk on guns. I think it's incredible. Tan France, he dressed you for the special. What happened? I know him a little bit. I actually met him. He was doing The Tonight Show. I was with Taylor when she was doing a set on Fallon and he goes, to me, he goes, I really like your stuff. And I was like, oh, thanks. All right. I was like, I like queer eye. It's a good show. We just became friendly after that. And he spends with a few comic Friends of mine Ryan Hamilton, Rachel Feinstein, and so yeah, sometimes I'll ask, I'll ask Rachel, be like, is this outfit? Like, I don't like loud outfits. This outfit okay for a special and she's like, you know tan France, why are you asking me? I was like, all right, so I said I was like, what do I wear in a special that's like me and he was like, where are this? You bought all those clothes? He goes, this color shirt get this jacket and get and we're dark shoes with it. And I showed him and he's like, yeah, that works. And I was like, all right. He's the coolest. Do you have a short story of an interaction with a legendary comedian living or dead, that you'd be comfortable sharing with us? The short story, huh? I guess it could be a long story. A short story of a comedian living or dead, some sort of interaction. Brian Regan came to my show on Friday, that was pretty cool. He's a legend. So we were hanging in the green room after the show and a comic friend of mine could not turn it off. Like he was incapable of turning it off in the green room. And basically walk Brian Reagan. That was tough. Because he was making me laugh. That's the hard thing is I was like, I acknowledge this is hilarious. But Brian just kind of wanted a good chill hang. I could tell. And he didn't say we're calling it. Now he goes, do you guys know a good bar around here? And I was like, Jesus Christ, you walked Regan, dude. So that was tough because I obviously love him and he's such a nice guy as well as being a great, so. Do you have advice for an up and coming comedy maker? Just, you know, right, right, right? Surround yourself with friends who are hungry and disciplined and good people and hard to find all three. But yeah, just give it everything, man. Give it what you can give it and try to make stuff that is true to you, but also that you would want to see. I think that when I post clip sometimes, I'm like, what would I share with the friend, you know? And last one, do you have a joke that you think is really funny that never worked? You've tried a million times, and you'll go to your grave being like, I was right. The audience is wrong, but I don't think I was right. But I'll tell you jokes about it. I think are funny that never worked. Let me see. Yeah, I had one that I thought was really funny, and it's just not that funny. But I think it's funny. But I have a joke about it so my dad, legally adopted me as a term. An orphanage, my mom raised me and then she married my dad and, you know, legally adopted me and when he did that, you need to get the biological father's signature. So it's kind of like the opposite of a UPS package. He's like, here's my signature and I don't want this. Never worked ever. 'cause it's too sad? Probably. I think my therapist I brought this up in therapy once he goes, when an audience goes on, that's not a bad thing, like they're connected to you. I was like, what's a bad thing for a comedian? 'cause I'm going for a laugh. Weird way to structure a joke to end in awe. You could just say descendants if you wanted them to say ah. I think it's funny, but it never worked. I think it's funny. It's like you feel funny. You feel a funniest thing happen, but you don't laugh at it. Yeah, it's tough. Certain jokes like that, they just, it might be too clever for the gravity of it. Yeah. I mean, to me, it's funny. So it doesn't hit them in a way for them to go laugh. They go like, oh, yeah, I guess so. It's tough, even one that I love would not always hit. This is the one I really liked about my biological dad. First time I met him, he was petting a cat. And I was like, what's up with the cat? He goes, I rescued her from the side of the road and nursed her back to health. And I was like, so you did have it any. So that one I really liked. That one would hit more consistently, but even then it would bomb. Because they go on and be like, no, I'm delivering this to you. I'm on board. Yeah. I'm telling it. You should trust that it's okay. But
Giant Bombcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Giant Bombcast
"We will see. So I'm not super sure, so I didn't put it on just 'cause I really have not heard whether or not what's going on. We had just yet. Yeah. Yeah. And then we did it, just didn't work out. But there will be game as mornings for the rest of the week. Grub, I believe we have a special guest on Thursday, correct? Yeah, yeah, we have Patrick kleppe on Thursday I think I'm having Kyle Hilliard from GameSpot on Wednesday. So yeah, look out for that. It's gonna be a good week and I think there we go. It should be with me on Friday. So. Any day this week we could hear about Nintendo stuff, Sony could announce something any day. I don't know for sure, but they could. It feels like it could be big news, could be wait until next week. We'll see. Either way, game this morning is going to be a lot of fun for the whole week, so I'm looking forward to I don't know about you, Jeff grubb, but I'm excited to see Dan play more sonic 2006. And I feel like we have the majority vote over him, so I think he has to play sonic 2000. We're going to be there. He's very supportive. It would be very rude if he didn't show up to play. He's in the chat going very good time. I had a very good time watching that game with you. So yeah, let's do that. Oh, I have so many questions on this game. It's like the fucking game, he says. Play that game. You're gonna finish it. Baccala is gonna continue on with eternal darkness this week as well. If you missed it this morning, we had an episode of the power bomb cast, featuring Mike minotti and Jordan from Al bummer. We may potentially defend a gun how tomorrow night goes, having another episode of the power bomb cast. Also our sweet little our sweet little art boy Justin vishen was at the show and I would like to hear his recounting of how that went. You see the one wearing the giant Bond t-shirts? That was his. Represent. There we go. That's our boy. That's our sweet little art boy. Jess Jeff grubb, anything else before we get on out of here? I'm just looking. There we go. A good to each other. Be good to each other, go outside, drink some water, any time you see a V or the shape of a V, that's for victory because you just won, baby. That's right. I need to find the thing to play it. And if you see that V, just hold out your own V and then just scissor it. You know, hold on. Hold on. I just had an E epiphany. All right. You know, whenever electronic epiphany E, epiphany. Thanks to drew scanlon. Anytime he stream ends, you know, people throw up the diamond, right? The Sims diamond. I'm gonna say what if that diamond, what if we get a little closer to each other? You know, what if we get closer and just scissor? There we go, folks. Yeah, there we go, everybody. Rolling the intro. It should eventually play. Is it plague? It's not playing. I don't hear it. Dang it. The outro. Which one is is there a forever? Is it this one? There we go. Yeah. This is fun. Thanks, everyone. Goodbye. Hi, this is Jim Jefferies. I have a podcast now called I don't know about that. Each episode is a different subject. We bring an expert on and I say everything I think I know about that subject. And then they correct me. Join in, listen to the podcast. You'll have a laugh and you might learn something. Follow right and review. I don't know about that with Jim Jefferies. Now on Spotify, Apple podcasts, or wherever you like to listen. You can also catch video releases each week on YouTube.
Bertcast's Podcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"I wanted to get paying anyone Tj miller is by the way one of the best stories i've ever heard cast some of the best stories. Nick thune story was this but this series was so pivotal because it was built from the ground up when you when you make your own thing even with comedy central simple but for little money you make your own thing. They don't get to throw that many notes in an. And i mean i think that's really truly the beauty of it in comedy. Central was so great and They they basically just let us run. Because weren't spending that. Much money sean. Patton gets gave us some patten's amazing talent hat. And that's is one of my favorites evolves kane'ohe yeah when harley overdoses it's funny because so many people down the show i'm got. My memory is so terrible too but yeah god what a great jordan levy. The dp for the cabin ended up. Doing this is not happening. Came in this series this season one and it wasn't that was chris star now jimmy paper in another full them up pulled up on youtube. I wanna see youtube. God if the so here's also what was huge about. This is by the way you know little sidebar. I was at the show. I did the show. That sold the series. All right. yeah so it was me bill. Burr jim jefferies right and someone else and Bill burr told this amazing story about getting fucked at a college for money. And then the woman who has come to him all night. The that underpaid him tried to hook up with them and he was like. I'm going to take her back and get my fucking twelve grand out of her. It was such a great story. And then jim jefferies told them amazing story about snorting coke with like two strippers in a room. And then. I told the tracy morgan story. Ah and it was a it was a fucking spectacular show. And then from what i ever hear. That was when they were like all right. Let's do this as a website. That lineup is incredible. Yeah yeah how. Can you not funny because we look back sadique. I'll listen. He might be. The story of the of all of them may be the best mexican got on boots. Mexicans got on boots was a story. Where here's what's interesting right so as a storyteller. Sometimes you see something in a story and you go this by the way what used to drive me nuts about some people who told stories. You'd.
Good For You
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Good For You
"Alcoholics anonymous and he is a reality show and he said i'm in a i'm an alcoholic can only date people that are in my program so in order to get in his life. I pretended i was an alcoholic. So i would like go to a meeting and then i couldn't get his attention so in the show i had heard about how alcoholics relapse by drinking mouthwash so i drank a bunch of mouthwash to try to get his attention to quote unquote relapse. But then i actually got addicted to mouthwash in real. Ring that reboot this. Bring this back. Rebooted jennifer aniston and then my best friend was a porn star that live below me in my apartment complex which is based on the actual person live. Blow my apartment complex. Yes who's actually an agent and endeavor who also was an escort is mixed in with this israeli arms dealer that also live next to me and indeed and a dj. that would take my checks from punked. I remember dj. So it was like this whatever remix and so someone that was pretending to be an alcoholic and then so trying to do a fake relapse started drinking and actually was an alcoholic and one of the spiral of alcoholism and trying whatever so was just like this shit show and it did not go. Not only did it not go. They didn't tell me that it didn't go. So i remember jim. Jefferies had a pilot at the same time. It comedy central and jim was at mantra. Was at montreal comedy festival with jim and jim goes. Hey dude like this pilot. Comedy central excel. Do i and he goes. You know they called me and like at the time it was like pilots would get picked up at a certain time. They go at a certain time they get shot at a certain time in like there was like a couple days a year where you would know your fate of a pilot going forward. A pilot getting canceled piloting picked up. There was such a schedule. Now it's like you shoot all the time in an arizona time but there was like a various rigid schedule and jim jefferies was like i just had comedy central. Spend two days rescheduling conference call to tell me that my pilot get picked up there. Okay because normally when you're rescheduled at a conference call for four days. That's good news. And he goes so it was like gyms not available on a plane so so it was unavailable and they got on the phone they go. Hey we're not picking up your show. And he was complaining. Like i can't believe they rescheduled for two days. And it wasn't getting picked up. And i'm going to my head. They haven't rescheduled. They haven't even said a call that means they must be picking my show up a month later. I still don't hear anything. And i'm like picking on my show. It's happening it's happening. They haven't set a call like can be a mess. But i do remember months pass and then all the advocate. What am i going to hear the good news. Maybe we should call to make sure to hear the good news. I can start casting. Because i've written a couple of episodes of this. He calls me. Goes i just call them..
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Y'all thank everybody as soon as it happened. Uneven that's what. I really love love working at our show doing. It's not even it's hard work. 'cause as soon as it happened. Everybody reached out to me. I was like took completely unexpected. I was only a daily show for like three months and like five months at that time and like everybody reached out to me. And i was like it. Blew me away deb. Like you wanna talk about something that helped me get through. It was the fact that i got to work for this. I worked for this dope ash. Show that takes my. They take my experiences in able to allow me to put it on a bigger platform and possibly relate to more people who've gone through similar experience and informed people who who are blind. Or who have blinders on or who just don't know about what black people and minorities are really going through in this country like it's i felt literally that was one of the most grateful feelings of not seeing how many people reached out to me and knowing that what happened after that. Was you know we made it. We got to make a peace on. We've got to talk about it. We got to talk about go in more in depth than as soon as i feel like this piece the black their piece that we're talking about right now a it was one of the pieces that like sparked us open talking about way more stuff in our community that needs to be talked about in. I'm that's why i was like i'm it's it's kind of hard for me to be like feel sorry for myself when i know i have. I'm surrounded by great people. A great job ragged express all these all this turmoil i get to. I is kind of my therapy to be honest. And it's like where's my there. Be any real therapy. Don't get it twisted. You need alexa pro guy but Being able to express in any kind of creative format is a form of therapy so and and seeing my coworkers expr- like reach out to me. That was that was one of the you know not a highlight to a terrible situation but it made me feel great while a challenge. You austin ashton to when you said. I don't wanna feel sorry for myself. I would challenge that language. Like what you went through was a very traumatic life altering emotional experience so there is no like feeling sorry quote unquote for yourself. Like i think if you take as much necessary time as you need. Because we don't know who's listening in there could be blacked out there listening that have gone through traumatic events a level of violence with police with white people whether it be verbal or emotional or physical so as not. I would challenge that language of you saying. Feel sorry for myself absolutely. Not you are ex experiencing something life altering and you're doing a great job at it will got x. to bless you kill him. You're so everyone who just heard that from ex We need you all to vin. Melissa co pay because free therapy let's get a people so resources man that's a great place to end on because we need to give recommendations on you know places that can aid in spreading more awareness around this issue Ashton you go first. What was some places. People can go Well for starters check out national council dot org that is a great source of a great place for resources for mental health in general but specifically for culturally competent Counselors and therapists. They're a what. I learned in my resources. My research was. There are a lot more resources springing up for minority communities like the ion therapy app is based out in los angeles. But there's at it helps you find Through a questionnaire helps you find therapists. That can help you out because you know. I understand where you're coming from culturally you know are to go to a therapist and you're like well. Where do you want to unpack you like. Where do you wanna start. And it's like black people we gotta start at slavery. Before we even get tired cells we gotta unpacked our ancestors and then we can get to ourselves so telling me. I got to deal with harry harry. She unique talking about our ancestors. Your ancestors need therapy to all right. Oh jesus i wish would pop up in my in my during my session. That's our next. Hello paul somewhere to go. Black girls dot com because Black women lord. Jesus what we've all my lower the things. We have to manage my god in the workplace. Highly luhya and ask dr jess. What am i good friends. And she's also a licensed psychiatrist beautiful black woman from alabama. Okay roy and To ski alumni and she She's been on everything she's been on. Cbs she's been good money in america and she has something called be- well condo where she interviews black artists. She interviewed toby. She interviewed swiss beads. She's interview Kirby The creator of Damn what's the name of that clothing line. Oh my god. It's so good. And i love it. I'm so sorry it's escaping me. But his name is kirby toe on instagram. But yet she's in a lot of dope like taste makers trailblazers artists were all black talks about the portions of mental health. And also i know this may seem kind of like an orthodox but for me i really Learn more about myself watching other people work out their shit. So there's a show called couples therapy. And i believe it's on hbo and it's an actual licensed therapist. And she's talking to these couples in so much stuff that they were going through. I saw myself so many things. I opening so i think different shows like that. And it's a reality show guys. It's a docu series like don't be watching love island talking about x. Said i watched love island not work my daddy issues that and then what the fuck i say okay and so i think i think those three are because some people are not You know people that wanna go to actual therapy. You know black. People don't really trust so if you have to watch a television show to do that to kind of baby step baby. Step your way into like deal with your shit. Then do what you need to do. We're look. I can't thank you all enough for taking a little bit of time out of your day to sit down and go beyond the scenes with me. Does all the time we have today. And hopefully we've successfully taking you beyond the scenes. I'm roy junior. That's ashton wool mac. And that is ex mayo. That's the only name you get from her. Because she's hiding from the.
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"When you all are writing this stuff. Do y'all ever consider at all of my guy with correspondent. Even do this will. Roy agree to wear and across and pretending to be a pastor or does the body of work of the correspondent. Inform you on what to do before you even start writing. The act comes on. I'm gonna go with be that my final answer that for me. I was just like i was gonna do this. Shit roy is from obama. Lease he's going to do this. He knows what it is. And also roy knows. I'm writing this. He knew i go say no shit. That's going to make him look stupid. And i am a believer. Like am i am. I'm not confused. I i love my jesus okay. So i wasn't going to write anything. Also that would be demeaning disrespectful or dilute the power that we believe as christians of our guys so. I wasn't going to write anything disrespectful. I wasn't gonna have roby out here. Like look crazy Do gooky as well. So i i wrote with that in mind Always but i. I knew would you would do in. Wouldn't do because you're black man. I'm not gonna have him. Look crazy those. Those always my biggest concern with any issues that are like so would stand up. I don't know what this mission statement or not but with my comedy the goal is to show black people that they're not alone and what they're going through but show everybody else what the hell is going on with. Black people That's two period point blank mandate for especially with issues that are concerning black people. Because i'm not trying to make fun of the fact that because let's be real lot of black people go to church because they cannot afford their talk about it so talk about it so within that so within that script i'm scanning it for whereas we get in trouble with and i get in trouble The next night okay. I. it's funny the guy at a pinkie ring to show. Let good boy. You look good. You really did. By the only thing i wanted. In addition to the you know for the people who haven't seen it I'm in a ridiculously maroon rich. Jackie and i look like a shady atlantic city casino dealer and then also have on way too much jewelry You did you did you. Did you use using that church collection. Money for something else. Knew you'd look like david alan grier martin i just. It's just something. I'm very very mindful of and you know i came up in a church and then that's how they asked. You gotta go back home. My mom's romanised daily show come on an adult won't miss Pull the meet to decide at thanksgiving now. Seeing which did leaves their past. You didn't have to babar. Bland like that. That's all it. Miss turk is always not my mom. My mom's friends. Those are the people that are in the back of my head when i'm running my performance through a behavior In i'm like we'll miss turk approve. It is because of his. Don't approve my momma. Gonna be mad. Because i'd made mis turk upset and i don't want that drama. So i had the crucifix on ashes. Like don't touch it. Don't touch it touch. It feel comedy is i think. That's like one of the benefits of having like so many like we have a lot more black people verse off us. Doing the piece. I grew up in. I watched late night. I'm a stand up comic. I i'd love. I can't wait to be only late. Night is a white or it's a it's a white space like historically been white space and so we did that. We did that piece. And it w- it's my first time at a late night show late night. Job is seeing all these black people all these black employees all these people who made the made it feel so right and the thing that i appreciate it was. You did have all these black minds in there. Who if something was wrong. Somebody would say something we. There's a safety of like yo. Y'all let's not wait. Let's not we not trying to tap dancer. White people on tv right now trying to play on more negative stereotypes so i think it was one of the coolest benefits of having of having so many this black environment and our show 'cause it gives us some sort of like more minds to look at something i'd be like. Yeah let's assume we while in on that list not do that list that that goes down to the importance of when we say diversity. It's often a specific black person. That echoes whiteness right. So that's why it's important to have all different types of black people right because there are some black people who don't fuck. There's by people who weren't born and raised. Which are you had a black christians you had you had. I'm black mormons. I'm lisa's right there to everybody man. Yeah everybody was in building and it was great too. Because i think why it worked is that we were not just making fun of church. This was with the the juxtaposition with the therapy with roy. Using nikki's technical ass terms for mental health was at that balance without my god. It was it was so funny. Seven sheila's that's still my favorite favorite by.
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Make sure that some of the stuff wasn't too inside baseball as people say that's the term we use like within comedy and stuff because if it gets too specific i want people know what people get it especially white people because they are in power and have positions to change this shit so i need you to get it so i had to write the east and stuff devon and so once i got that there were like hey the issue is black. People don't have access that they are people what they do and they don't trust their piss right once. They get there so many barriers to entry. What they do died in the black church because it's helped us get through so much child. Slavery gay george bush so he was just like okay. We're trying to help bring that to the forefront. I was like okay. So we're trying to like bring these two worlds together so we just need we need. We need passer and we need mental hill. Okay so we just have to like fiercely. Maybe that's one way we try to help solve this therapy crisis. We need to make therapy a little bit more. Like black church and i think it would be pretty dope hard for me to let people in and i feel like it's probably because every time i show affection it just feels like weakness here that jon huber brother 'jabuka just sat right here brother 'jabuka said that he can't show affection because it feels like weakness but before we can understand us. You gotta understand who us who hurt your brother. 'jabuka who was. Wow i probably say my my father because he was really emotionally distant but then so is his father which is probably where he got it from. The fans of the five passed down generation to generation..
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"Seeing where the source of your problems were so like i had a personal very personal encounter with dealing with a running up against the problems of trying to find therapy in a mental health Not just advocates. But someone who can help me get out of the dark hole beat depression depression and You know i found in battling my own depression that in our own community. We have certain stigmas we have. There's a lot of roadblocks in battling depression. Sometimes you know depr- i grew up. It was. Depression is a joke like depression. Black people go through so much you've got depression. And so it used to be a punch line to me and now i unfortunately ran into the actual ramifications of actual depression. You have your own journey with this issue and then you settle on this you go. You make the decision. i. I'm gonna pitch this topic so now you have to dig start finding stuff. What was something that you didn't know what you illuminate me if you will on what was some of the things that you discovered as you start going down because you have to because when you're pitching the segment it's not just why it's important. It's here's all of the potholes. Here's all the as. I like to call it. God damn story that's in the field department. We don't leave the it's called you. Don't leave the building unless she'll story gotta bail. I like that i liked. So what was in your research. would you find it was. There's a lot of guy dance. Ru is a lot of guidance. One was like when i when i was researching. It was the amount of black therapists that actually existed is one thing i started when i went to go search for my own personal therapy. I went to the church. I but then when it came up to actually trying to find a culturally competent therapist i found that there's only four percent of black therapist out here in america. That's a and how many other motherfuckers he's in texas. Exactly yeah. that's a great point. Eight not only black therapist in texas. I know is was jake's the hottest house come on and serena though forget ladies so reading or listening to a beyond say album knows the only the only things i got a cure cure my soul for right but Yeah no it was the amount of therapies. I think i've ever heard to raji hinson research. Find out people like to raji p hinson. Her her son was also battling depression and she realized when she was trying to find A therapist culturally competent. They're like she used the words. It was like finding the unicorn and it really really. And it's i think a lot of it has to do with one you know it's already hard black people getting any kind of medical profession. Any any kind of spaces that are like professional net. Since but to the stigma in our community is not an ain't it ain't some therapy is not something like widely talked about or like years prior. I think it's becoming more acceptable but before there was a punchline now some shit white people like we treat therapy like his white cloud or storm in the capital is not necessarily wife before like walking with no shoes on our side with your feet. Miami during spring break khakis barefoot mississippi. I grew out of it. But i mean that's just more country living that's separate country is Does is white in this country. There's two different types of country you just out in the yard out running errands. That's a separate conversation ex before coming to you. Leslie ashton taught me a little bit about the black church in how you said you went to church. I pair years yoga. Sit down with his pastor. Walk me through that that conversation because more often than not a lot of black janai came we all all three of us came up in some version of the black church experience and they usually fast forward it to you need jesus. So what was the conversation like between you and your past where you actually sit down and go. Hey man something's wrong. It was intense He he's he brushed me off very very heavily. It actually may have in the past i off. My mom sent me to the past. I told her i was like hey mom it's me. It took a lot for me to call my mom. Because i don't want her to worry. She you know she momma. She loved me. But then i got a call her until i have. I'm having these really really negative thoughts. She got on the phone. Got me a counseling with the pastor. I get in there and tell them problems. I'm twenty three. I graduated two years ago. And i'm struggling once i lost my focus in school. I'm just out here. I'm struggling financially. I'm struggling i'm just. I don't know what i'm supposed to be doing. I'm having this like deep existential crisis. But after i told him that i graduated school he looked at me. He was like you. You graduated college and good you man. Classic pass the response. Boy you gotta badgers literally look. I'm talking to you. i don't got. No i went to type in school and now with sc y took this me. I was i i. I don't even i. I didn't know what to do like also he's like he was hood is shit is like i grew up in. Houston you know what their award is. You know you you that man. Yeah you know what you know how it is over there. Like my my pastor. Hooda she he was. He tells us that people all the time he's wanting to pass through that was like they in the middle of service he would just be a crimes and shit like they'd be like we've all we've all murdered stole out of a momma's purse we've all. We've we've committed. Larceny grand theft auto. We've burn down a building for the insurance policy police. You have a right to remain cessna period arrested. It's got so many spin off. We need to go beyond on net. So ex ashton puts all of this research into a nice beautiful document and he's got to celebrities the lack of black they're pissed the inability of black people even have the health care to pay for them. You know the church polluting. The waters to a degree. How do you sift first. All how did you become. A part is project. let's start with that and then one b is. How do you sift through all of these pieces to decide what puzzle to simple. So i got assigned the piece so i i never really a pick anything As a writer you do what you were told. God bless could work with any ingredients. Hello hello and i and i need to work with. Ingredients are paid on friday. God bless at this is. What's on the menu cooking period. I got you so So yes. I was assigned myspace with myself indefinite quantity and i write with devon and the zach allah both of them Both italian guys. You wrote the state of black shoot me. Is that for you. Which was one of my favorite pieces. so yeah so. That's how i got brought onto the project. I was assigned it. And then once i looked at it because i'm born and raised in church Like i have such a connection to this piece a lot of this stuff. I've already laughed at an. It's already like been fun to me so for me it was just like time to play And i had to.
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Manslaughter. Yeah nine year old whore. Hey crews junior. He was jay walking across the street. Los angeles and let's see child was walking home from school and ran across the street. Criminal charges yeah. Now there's a vehicle that was in front of gay heart stopped stopped and this is what happens. Okay okay. here's here's what happens. And this is what could have happened to me. And i got a ticket for this very thing in santa monica every asshole. The city's driving an suv and every other asshole is jaywalking. Which i don't mind like jay jaywalk all you want. Just don't make the car stopped to jaywalk. Stand around wait for an opening and then you dart across the street like one of those old river mosquitoes. But we don't do is go out in the street and get cars to stop for you because what happened to her and it could happen any of us. There's an suv parked and it stopped inexplicably in the middle of the street. And there's so many assholes in this town that don't know how to drive that. If i came up on that guy too i would. Just go around that guy. Especially if there's two lanes so she just goes around the guy but which he can't see a kid is a kid walking in front of the suv. I almost killed somebody on the way home from with the stars. I did the same thing i sling. Shot in the right lane. And i was gonna go right around this suv at a signal right when a turn and there was a couple of chicks just walking right and stepped right in front of me. I couldn't see him pedestrians way too. Goddamn casual in this city and yes used a crosswalk or i don't care if you jay walk but don't do that thing we walk out and then do that thing. We start conducting traffic. I don't say this kid did that. I'm just on jag. Now were you walk out and stand in the middle of ventura boulevard. Now you're gonna wait in the car in front of us going to stop for you and it's like a fucking just wait till it's open and run across and so i wanna know what manny pack as nickname is. I know his dad killed in his dog. We learned that when we had his trainer on. Yes yes that's all. That's something i'll never well. They'll they can go. Look cool theresa brian. Back in two thousand nine on the podcast cigarette part. Because we got chris catan greg fitzsimmons and more coming.
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"However on tuesdays they do live shows like the radio format like we listen to today. And this is one of the very early ones. With teresa strasser ball bryan. This one's august of two thousand nine. This is part one part two will be played at the first clip tomorrow in the corolla classics feed so. Make sure to subscribe to get a whole tool to parts tomorrow as well until then check out this opening with theresa and brian dreicer doing doing the news ball. Brian is here to give us an update and hang with us and jumping on the news and before we get to the news. Let's just see how everyone's health is. Bryan how you feeling. Actually good last. Week was a chemo. Week so actually did five five days pills four hundred milligrams a day of he'll therapy and it was tough man. Maybe sleepy tired. And all those things and i feel better. I thought hold friday. So i've been off pills since friday and feel good now. I don't know if you heard about it. But i kinda got into it with the engineer anderson doing love line last week caught wind of that Horrible argument i had with him on the air. what happened was i was giving out your website. Thank you thank you visit the lesser very generous and inconvenient tumor dot com. Hi brian dot com. Yes b. r. y. y y. That's that's always spell it r. y. Why and seventy and. I was giving your your website out and anderson kept a interrupting and then he kept calling you a brownnoser and basically said your world class ask kiss era through and then we would would kept then kept saying that he you owed him one hundred fifty dollars. Every time i would give the website out and say please give generously. And then a certain point. I'd reached my saturation level. And so we just started arguing on the air for about fifteen minutes. And then eventually evolved. David alan grier eventually got up and laugh really. Yeah in the middle of show. Well not the middle of the show in the middle of the argument which was toward the end of the show. I couldn't figure out why this guy was arguing with me. When i was trying to give out your website race and money and i couldn't. I couldn't stand the label of brownnoser for brian. Bishop i look at you as anything but brownnoser. I feel i disagree with you for years. I would say on the air and off the air. I don't let you know. Take music for example. I don't think i've ever gotten you to come around on any of my musical proclamations and yes even if you don't value them true the point is why dismiss them. I respect them briefly. Kept saying he's not a brownnoser. He argues with me. Oh about quite a few things quite quite often. And i did not like the idea that he was labeling your brownnoser but i was also i was really just angry that he was arguing with me when i was trying to give out your cat website. Really do she. Especially because i thought you guys were friends say full disclosure answering our good friends. We actually went on. Friday saw district nine day. How was it. He better not only. Okay ever be such a brownnoser. you would disagree with. I mean wait a minute so but generally good but yes you guys are friends. So i'm not sure why he just kept calling you an answer to aggravate. Yes yes yes. I'd like someone to hit him with fucking on his fucking head. It's driving me nuts. Brownnoser than a pot stirrer. Well also just this idea. And again i maybe. Maybe it's a sore subject for me. But i just can't stand that you know well if you don't if you disagree with adam you're out which of course my answer to that with anderson as you wanna fuck and been fired the first buck and five minutes. I fucking mechi. You ask all so. Of course you don't have to kiss my ass because you're living peru and be kiss. My ass is. Love is longest run employees. He's been there for ten years. And i would have fired him the first fucking week. I work for them because he's such a do show of course you don't need to kiss my ass. You're sitting here. Your proof positive. You don't need to kiss my ass by the way nobody in that entire building ever kissed me or drew's asks for the entire eleven years. I was there just not are very very polar off of people. Think positive and fun loving engines angry and likes to sit stokes button pusher. Yeah and and. I think he would mistake brian. That the whole thing is love line for all. Those years was not very professional. And thus as i've told you many times you would you know i would have my hash settled by the phone screener. I would have junior junior junior junior junior junior producer lowering coming in insult me and basically everyone. There should have been fired. A thousand times and brian was sort of the only one who actually just was sort of courteous. And maybe got labeled got labeled with the asca sir then. He told me you were fired from love line which i forgot about i said brian was fired from lubbock. High time to come absolutely. Why were you ask the leave. I was actually on my way out anyway. At the time of the time it expired but I asked to read a blog fi fan and just for dealing background and i was Detail complaining about drew album and the producer and then one day they were like one day. They were like here anymore. Maybe your time. Whoa wait to say. Wait a second now. You see nice. Should've used this for that. Douchebag anderson which is he said you got fired for writing shit about drew like did you write about adam both. Obviously that asshole conveniently left out the part where you're writing shit about me because it would have crapped all over his mask. Kissing looked at it now. Adverts spec very tame tame. I'm sure but the whole idea that he's saying you're brownnoser and then saying you got fired from love line so good employees been but you've got fired from love line for writing shit about me the guy you're supposed to be brown hosing. Notifies your brown nose argument right. i'll i know this is very upsetting because adam. I've rarely seen you as upset. Because i saw you the next day after this battle with anderson and before we sat down to do the podcast. I asked what you're doing. And you said i'm emotionally drained and then i thought i don't know this anderson but now i don't like him well. I was drained. Because i really i was i. I wanted to send people to your website. I wanted to raise money for you. And i just couldn't believe i was arguing with somebody about that process so strange like i'm trying to give out this website so people can donate because he's fighting cancer. Anderson is obviously an asshole. But he's a liar and that's that's the main thing i don't mind him being an asshole. I have no problem with that. There's plenty of assholes out there but he's lying. And i guess the fact he conveniently left out the part where you were talking shit about me as well as drew is the part that makes them a liar. That's unlike you. I can't imagine you blogging and thinking that no one was gonna find it. I wasn't writing it was it was very oculus. It was fairly and be. It was a fan of the show. Would you mind just running behind his blog for for my site has sure. The love line companion brands blog. Maybe we can read that tc.
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"I don't think anyone's minds have been changing. Religion is a bit of a stand up. You know what. I mean if you're obviously if you're willing to believe in something that there's no proof of and doesn't exist and i can't change your mind with rational conversation already your so fucked up so stupid stand up. I'm just preaching to the converted on so these going comes along now because of the special. I did most of religious stuff on the special. So now when i do shows i'm not repeating any jokes special because i assume a lot of the audience have already seen it. I don't want to give them all the jokes right right so i'm doing a different. Our these guy comes along. Who's a member of the anti atheist group. Now that tomase already stupid because you're a member of an anti anti atheist. That's just being religious so he's a christian and then on top of it. He's a member of another group right. That's an atheist. And i know just we get it. Well the whole thing is just be a new england patriots fan and where their jersey and wear their hats their games and he cleveland browns fan after the cleveland browns. Just where you're fucking. Tom brady jersey and called the life. So this guy he comes along with a little placard. Says jesus a little bit of congress as jesus loves you and he's whiting through the whole show for me to do religious stuff and the staff knew he was but they didn't want to tell me because i thought it'd be funny right and then i get the end of the show now on stage and i'm like i haven't talked about jesus at all and i go. Well that's the shy. He's delvin and then he just ends up. Jesus loves you. I hadn't mentioned. Religion says context the audience. That's nice nice that jesus loves him. Why wouldn't he. I don't know where this this thing is. Well first off this notion that we have to be so respectful so reverend around other people and their religion priests and nuns thing. If none gets on a bus my brain is still fucking program from my childhood to give up a seat for a nano. Something like that right. And we can't if them. I know i haven't met one person who went to a catholic school especially in. Somebody's like island or britain make catholic schools. Who has a northward to say about nuns. I've never heard a good. Although i feel like the good nuns need a publicist never hear anything. Good about them. I've never heard the nuns at my school was son is tell them anything and i would just salt the era and they were distantly anyway. They never call me my friend slots because we just. I feel like a lot of nuns and a lot of and that's probably what what a pedophile that just people who didn't get light in high school of course right because if you get light a lot in high school by good looking women you've already found god in hawaii s. We'll see fourteen year olds. Don't really want to go now. There's no reason of course. Of course it's like when you're given that up when you get a leg cooling when you're getting laid a lot in high school you're not in anything except for like math. You ain't into sports. You ain't into joining the priesthood. It seems that god always finds the person the make right always finds the person who's got nothing else going on. I think a lot of people become nuns and stuff. It's it's if i can. It's an out. Yes getting a real job in from being a real person in fact it and you know what i mean the secular version of that as meter maid. It's like i suck. I don't work with my hands. My dad doesn't have a business. I can go into. I'm not brave enough to be a cop. Or i think i'll just write fuck and tickets for becomes this bullshit catchall fuck it. I got nothing better to do. The same thing about people who park made a made. Well they'd like us to call them parking enforcement personnel. But i don't find that degrading stray we comb parking attendants and made a maids meter maid is degrading made a major thing that they bought in. I think they've had a band brits from much. Alvin saving a picture up on this on the gold coast in queensland and what would happen. Is these heart girls in golden bikinis real and high heels wearing like a strange sort of cowboy hat type of things and then they'd wear a sash over themselves things that could be like ted's rib hot right right. Who would sponsor these girls to walk around with sexual of coins and top up. Everyone's meeting everyone like the hot chick and they're doing a nice thing for the community. Fuck the government. And then like ted's meet hot because they were guys right and this is a form of advertising costs. Maybe five bucks. An hour goes with these coins right now. Do they outlawed. i haven't seen it since. I was a kid in the outlawed that here there was a guy who went along and fed everyone's meter and of course they made it illegal which is of course insane. And here's the. I just still popular and surface paradise culture. This game is being run as a broad providence louis guinea pigs and then you got to see these things look like machine off. Here's all i want to say about the meter. Maze are our meter maids. Girl out or high it is gonna ram. I remember ones walking to a poll. When i was a kid. Turn to look at one and just did that. Glass saito paul that classic sort of slapstick and me and my brothers. Just it's the funniest thing. So that's from the sixties that picture there. Yeah golden bikini sash. Catastrophic speaking of religion look like now on their hot says. Here's the deal. This is why this why the muslim religion sucks. You think they'd have anything like this and a couple of things first off. The meter maid thing here. Here's i was saying to someone the other day you know. These people have quotas they over. This whole thing is go. do they have quotas. don't they have quotas. Here's how you know they have quotas. They're government employees. Every other faction of government employees moves like fucking three toed tree s- loss i mean on a quail loot. You go to the dmv. People drag their ass. You call like department of whatever and tell them to come out to the house they go. We'll be there between eight. Am and eight pm. We'll give we'll give you a twelve hour window. Everything that has to do with the government and everybody that's getting paid by. The government is super slow super lazy super lethargic and super apathetic. So when you have to go in and deal with them it's like talking to a guy who's literally been sucking off an ether rag. Now parking enforcement not these guys hop out of the car and run. They love their on the fucking job. There johnny on the spot. Is there anything else that the city provides where these guys are actually efficient in moving. You leave your car on melrose you run into a fucking store and buy comb and run out again. They'll be a ticket on it. What other facet of. This government operates with that kind of silky smooth efficiency. None none other doesn't exist thus these guys have quotas because the second somebody said to these guys look go out and if you write a ticket you're right a ticket and if you don't you don't you'd see these guys sleeping in their cars fucking each other on the cars drinking and driving up at through los angeles you'd be passing these these guys they're shabazz's and they'd just be on their fifth big right. You'd seem sleeping in the car i know. Pg whenever you whenever you like cold one of them a bottom feeder or something like that. You will always have someone go. Oh it's job and someone has to do it. Yeah no. I get the fact that someone has to do it but these person fucking chose to do it. They deserve everything that we can throw in. Because there's plenty of jobs in the world. I i'm none of the description there's a short workplace where we got high unemployment. I know we do. But on the fucking moron. And i've never had a problem.
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"He woke groggy was alive. It was a japanese fishermen. Well there you go. Because he had a hobby named brian he had. He had an oriental broad as well. Didn't he because he sort of emulated. Everything that lennon did yeah. He was tapping on the window. He brought them back to life. Well you know the thing about hitler and never really thought about it but you just thought about it for me. Hitler was a hero of world. War one any was injured He he sustained some fairly significant injuries. Someone's i've somewhere on. And it's not like like i said it's not like all the doctors say in germany or middle eastern guys. I mean they probably probably pass through a jewish doctor or two. There's probably some point where you know. Twenty two year old adolf was being pulled off the battlefield and world war one and somebody was bringing them back. The life he's hatred of the jews probably hadn't even manifested that stage. Probably because the thing is it was a look to do with when when the the after world war one when they went into deep depression when money with nothing and then they've won the blame. You know what i mean. That's whether born with a hatred of jews. I take time right. I don't know. I felt like i hated jews when i was a toddler jewish. Now i'm just thinking. Meaning i can remember hating jews when i was very very young. I hated. I'm probably funny when you make anti semitic australians. We don't have any jews like how how. How do you work. It's like people who hate black people in australia. Originals like one percent of the population. That's a lot of effort. You're putting in a really burning calories. You have no jews to hate and it's weird. It's like a it's like saying i hate sushi but there's no sushi restaurants in town like so what who cares. Kids live with it. The jewish people live with south african rand. Knowing needs a reason to hate. South africans could any religion right. They're they're they're held. Bunch never thought about that growing up in a place with no june. This whole stereotypical like the curly head. Accountancy looking guy on ever met one of those until i was in my twenties. I well my my whole thing. You have no mexicans either. Many mexicans show. Jeez you really have to hook so you just have to start drinking hating each other. Yeah it was lebanese. Oh really yeah. We don't like when i was a it was the greeks the italians like sure and now. We're all onboard with them right there. Right and You know the arabs called share. I was gonna. We always think the terrorists are coming to get us. We thought we would next lesson. Australia's no good because there's not they're not populated enough twenty million people know in case only that but twenty million people spread out over place the size of you know we're not we're not we're not spread out about about fifty million of them on the coastal bunched up. Australia is big as north america. Right big big as you. United states of america and north america point is not a lot of people. I know they're bunched up in one place. Yeah it's like a puzzle. We've just made the border right and you haven't filled the middle once in the mental. There's nothing in the desert. It's shit crap. I mean. I'll tell you the good news i keep telling the terrorists. This don't bother bombing los angeles you just going to kill a bunch of mexicans and lebanese and filipinos. You're not gonna get you know what i'm saying. Go to cleveland and have a good. I don't go to australia's by luck terrorist. You want to kill the blue eyed devil. Not the brown eyed brown skin devil. You put a dirty bomb in the middle of downtown. La you barely going to get any white people. Well if you're going to get you had a go at astray there was. It was an attack on a nightclub in bali. Did you get. Yeah because holiday in bali because we haven't got enough knauss looking right. We got a venture but further right. I remember the bali attack in bali. Yeah that's all it's only that beat on the side is fucking rubbish. Now see western astray after the west. Obviously that whole state. That's one point. Five million one point five. Yeah the whole thing right right nothing. No i'm just saying that's i mean there's populated areas. I'm just saying but not a lot of bang for your buck. I just think you gotta look for populated areas and again again terrorist. Please no no l. a. You're not gonna get you if you if you fuck up sydney but the opera house statement that bridged in the bridge. Yeah yeah that's right. That was the news. Get a landmark. So i'm sorry so Camera to help the terrorists listening. But you know. Be a bit imaginative some effort. I'm seeking. I'm seeking tired of hearing about every every time i do an anti-terrorist people always say that it's racist. It's not racist it's religion right. It's not a rice and you can be any religious it's bigoted in a way. Yeah but you know and then as saying before about this little bit here. It says it says the atheist and i i hate the fact that the as an atheist i'm brought into the whole argument of religion when i don't even think there is an argument. There is no god. There is nothing that's it. I know they act like we're burning calories being atheists. I burn as many calories being atheists as they do thinking about martians. Yeah exactly they don't exist. So i don't give a shit or a yeti or the loch ness monster i don't don't exist don't care. Don't burn any calories on it. I don't go out and specific you know. I don't i don't go out and go. Hey are you part of that. Anti santa claus and easter bunny group. Are you one of them. Are you going to march or you have that group i. There's no santa. The easter bunny. And there's no loch ness monster. And i don't give a shit with this. Is atheist did it to themselves though. Because they're like they want in god. We trust taken off the dollar bills and they want this stupid cross. That's on the los angeles or california crass. There's a cross that's on it because it was settled with had missions and then went that taken off the coffee mugs. And so what they've done if drawn attention themselves because their pain in the ass because there's two types of atheists. There's the jim jefferies adam corolla atheists. Which is what. We're just smart reasonable. Rational people don't give a shit. And i don't believe in anything unless there's some proof provided and no one is provided any real so we don't believe and then there's the my dad was a born again christian and used to sodomize me. That's the one with the fucking chip on his shoulder holding that bossa they said there's probably not a god or something and they wanted to put up that thing in canada right that story. Yes it all. I was doing gigging. Miami because i mentioned on. Hbo special. I do it for laughs up to look the i guess the proof point but not fucking change anyone's mind. I don't think anyone's minds have been changing. Religion is a bit of a stand up. You know what. I mean if you're obviously if you're willing to believe in something that there's no proof of and doesn't exist and i can't change.
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"jim jefferies" Discussed on Today in True Crime
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Today in True Crime
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Today in True Crime
"Today is sunday. july. Fourth twenty twenty one on this day in nineteen ten jack. Johnson defended his heavyweight boxing title from former champ. Jim jefferies johnson's victory sparked retaliation and racial violence across the us leaving dozens dead. Welcome to today in true crime. A spotify original from podcast. Due to the graphic nature of today's crimes listener discretion is advised this episode includes discussions of violence and racism that some people may find disturbing extreme. Caution is advised for listeners under thirteen today. We're covering the day jack johnson. The world's first black heavyweight champion. Beat jim jefferies as well as the violence that followed. Let's go back to reno nevada on independence day. Nineteen ten on the day of the big match. The original fight of the century a white man approached thirty two year. Old jack johnson. Despite johnson's massive frame and fire engine arms. The white man was backed by his buddies. All fanning themselves with their derby hats in the one hundred ten degree heat. The men told johnson that if he even came close to winning the fight that day he wouldn't live to see the sunset johnson just sneered. He reportedly told the white man that they might as well hang him then because nothing was going to stop him from knocking his opponent down. Nothing ever stopped. Johnson the son of former slaves he grew up in galveston. Texas johnson. got his start. In fighting by participating in battle royale 's the fights often held between black boys and young men were organized for the entertainment of high class society. Even then johnson was always the last man standing as an adult. He made mincemeat out of black and white boxers alike on the professional circuit. He wanted the heavyweight championship title. More than anything in the world. But the current champion. Jim jefferies refused to fight him. It had nothing to do with skill and everything to do with skin. Color jeffries believed that. No black man deserved a shot at the title when he retired in nineteen o. Five at the age of thirty jeffries was undefeated. Despite overwhelming resistance in the boxing industry johnson eventually got his shot for the crown on the day. Christmas in nineteen. Oh eight the reigning champion. Tommy burns was paid a fortune to fight while johnson was paid only a fraction of that but he wasn't in it for the money he wanted. Glory when the announcer introduced jack johnson. That night the white audience hurled racial slurs at him johnson. Merely blue back kisses. The bell rang and within seconds. Johnson knocked burns down twice he didn't just dominate burns. He made a complete fool out of him. He then joked around conversed with the audience and patted his side daring burns to hit him just when johnson got serious with his fists. Police cut the cameras and stopped the fight in their minds. They were protecting the public from seeing a black man. Beat a white man. Even with the moment lost to film jack. Johnson became the first black boxing champion in history rather than play the humble man of color america wanted him to be johnson flaunted his success he wore tailored suits road in luxury cars and was romantically linked to white women. Seeing a black man enjoy so much freedom and privilege and raged some white americans. They called on jim jefferies. The former champ turned alfalfa farmer to reclaim his title. Jeffries tried to shake the idea off. Still believing that black boxers weren't worthy of the most important title in sports. It took a paycheck of forty thousand dollars over a million bucks today. To get jeffries off the tractor and into the gym. The press hyped the match endlessly. Jim jefferies the thirty five year old undefeated chap was coming out of retirement to beat jack johnson. The media's started calling jeffries. The great white hope and his match with johnson was the original fight of the century. Black americans were just as invested in the fight to jack. Johnson wasn't just fighting for himself but for all of them. Millions of ears and eyes turned to the nevada desert on independence day. Nineteen ten spectators soon overran. The little town of reno nevada hotels sold out. Traffic jammed and restaurants ran out of food as twenty thousand. People filled the newly constructed arena. Police confiscated firearms knives. And just about anything that could be thrown as a weapon. The announcer introduced jack to a valley of thorny grim white faces but when thirty five year old jeffries was introduced with his retirement. Fat worked down to a sleek new body. The crowd cheered. Although the nation was divided. The arena was not when the bell sounded for the first match. The great white hope was hopeless. Johnson's quick feet and lightning fists. Left jeffries bloody and winded for fifteen rounds. It wasn't a boxing match. It was a slapstick comedy. One that the white crowd did not find funny in the fifteenth round. Johnson flipped a switch and knocked jeffries into the ropes. It was the first fall of jeffries career men in his corner team and i row jumped up and lifted him back to his feet. Still hoping for the white man to deliver what he promised. It didn't last jack. Johnson paste like a panther waiting for jefferies to be cleared by the referee then beat the fallen champ senseless even though no-one cheered jack. Johnson had silenced all doubts. He was the greatest. Johnson's team formed a tight circle around him as they exited the crowd filtered out in silence as if somebody had died. The white fans of jeffries suffered a humiliating defeat. But they weren't about to be humbled instead. They were going to claim their revenge in the streets up next jack. Johnson's victory sparks retaliation and violence by white americans. The c. i. a. 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Campfire Sht Show
"jim jefferies" Discussed on Campfire Sht Show
"My tweets and a beta male. Aubrey whatever it is audrey. I would after absolutely. But i'm the i felt terrible for two days because i was just imagining this woman. Trying to breastfeed and was very important her and not being able to do it and in some dick on the internet myself makes his joke and it really just exacerbates. It and i was like god. I felt i felt. I don't know about you guys as creatives during this. You know i mean especially during black lives matter which is still going on and it's still very important you know and i was really i. We're very passionate about gal. -tarian writes in our household. And you know. And and not and kind of counterbalancing. My white privilege white male in america and recognizing the fact that you know. We've we've disenfranchised entire people and we need to make certain things happen or to make sure that the the the playing field is you know. And so i took this very very seriously. My wife took it very very seriously too. And so i felt king paralyze. Though i'm like this is not my moment to speak. I don't know. I don't i don't know how to write. I'm a white male. I feel like a dick. And there's a thing called. Freud wait for jilani like don't get over yourself about you. Come on you can still rights and everything else. But i did. I felt allies. Sure i felt for a while as a creative. Like i feel like i'm gonna offend anybody with anything i say on you know we decided to still podcast during those and i remember looking back now and i'm like i think i called end. Can we get a quote got just like we kept on going. I think it was. I think you're right though. There are times just like you know there are times to talk their times to listen and this is just a very important time for people like you and i to listen and just shut the fuck up and like let's let's talk about this but let's listen ultimately you know also i wanna say like to put your whole twitter thing into focus. A little bit is like if you were to say like oh. Don't you hate like waking up with bad hair and then someone like me. Who is bald would say. I can't even grow hair. it's like come on. It's kind of ridiculous. That's where it's kind of ridiculous. It's like i gotta know like hey. I'm bald that's it. i'm a dude. I'm not a woman. I'm not you know this. And that and blah blah blah and it's like if i'm taking offense to everything then like sorry. I think the world has also let people think that they can say whatever they want in this way like to say like. Hey don't make fun of me and it's like okay. Just don't listen to me unsubscribe. You can go someplace else. I'm not making fun of you. It's not about you fuck you. That was ricky drew. Face young. yeah put it into perspective you talking about you and you could just walk away at. It's real interesting to find that. That line though is watching. Jim jefferies. I'll watch a lot. Drop off at school and i listened to netflix. Stand up comedy on the way to home and if thirty five minutes drive home so i listened. Late jim jefferies. I'm listening to get in my car right now. you know and jim jefferies. Had this thing like his second or third one after he sobered up and he said yeah. Yeah you look at some of the shit. I did six years ago. It's awful awful. It's terrible you're right. i was wrong. He's with us at you know. And he says he's like he's a you can't move the line on me and then judge me by the new line. What it was then was right there right and i went right up to it over. I didn't go overboard and then you guys moved forward and trying to judge my past work that to me makes sense mike. Okay we we we. I think i think some of look certain terrible things. We can go back on. You know what. I mean absolutely if you did something that drastically ruin. Somebody's life or really. Did something bad yes. We can go back on that but some of this political correctness. I'm like you can't go back to far because a show different than yeah. I agree with everything. You just said other than your jim jefferies impression..
Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin
Nicolas Cage Hosts ‘History of Swear Words’ Series on Netflix
"Cage. Scott is doing a new netflix series on explaining the history of swear words. Now anyone that knows me personally knows that off the air now. I think people that listen to the radio may mean maybe surprised by this but listeners who occasionally encounter me on the streets Will find out. I curse a lot and now you've known me for a very long time. So you know that. I curse lauren. Brandi ideal with very regularly obviously have known for awhile too. And they know that. I am a cursor so i am absolutely fascinated in this series and we actually have a preview brought. He found the i. Guess the trailer for this. Netflix series with nicholas cage. Let's hear it is a thing of great wonder quivering with complexity strength and resilience however also buried with them. A delicate femininity and there are even say nuttiness look one way and you see a gentle feline innocence with another way homeboy. Yes it has the power to steer our souls an intoxicated. our minds men have died for it. Women have moved in with each other way too soon for it and to fully capture its essence. We must plunge unafraid deep within enchanted garden. Roll my friends. We are so close now. Fisher is upon the very house of life and death the temple of sexuality and a term for that kid too afraid to play dodge ball in gym class behold also could be a cat now right so that sold me because it was weird weird. He's guest stars on this show called. The history of swear words will include comedians like D'auray davis mike eagle nikki. Glasser pattie harrison. London hughes jim jefferies. Nick offerman sarah silverman and isaiah woodlock junior. So i'm in. Are you in. So i again. Nicholas cage freaks me out a little bit. I don't know why he's i. Think of nicholas cage in the movie face off with john travolta that movie very strange do nocholas cage and then was the movie was called leaving las vegas where he's like this evening drunk. Yeah yeah yeah. Elizabeth shue might be right. Yeah nicholas cage kind of freaks me out a little bit. So he's awareness day by like some crazy like dinosaur like head or something like that like at an auction one time for like millions and millions of dollars and he's got like an elvis fetish right it. Wasn't he married. lisa. Marie yes he was. Yeah i did not know that. He freaks me out a weird way now. The premise of the show the history or the the depth of the history of cursing in the english language. Yeah very curious. I like to curse a lot too. Sometimes it turns people off. I've just always believed just talk the way you talk wrecked and so. I'm interested in the premise freaks. Me out. that's all okay. Fair enough
Fresh Air
Trump says U.S. sanctions on Turkey will be lifted
"The trump administration is lifting some sanctions on Turkey after praising ridge of type air to one's government for holding its incursion in northern Syria against the Kurds until about a week and a half ago the U. S. had maintained a diplomatic balancing act for years between Turkey a NATO ally and the Kurds ineffective ally on the ground against ISIS but with trump's order for American forces to leave Turkey and Russia which is allied with Syria's Assad regime now have a stronger foothold on the swath of land along the Syrian border and peers Michele Kelemen says the US envoy for Syria is facing tough questions on Capitol Hill about the president's decisions the Democrat who chairs the house foreign affairs committee says this is an example of trump's quote fly by the seat of his pants foreign policy US envoy Jim Jefferies says the U. S. didn't want Turkey to fight the Kurds in Syria the Turkish incursion into **** Syria are is a tragedy it was a long standing US government policy in two administrations to keep that from happening and we clearly were not successful the US believes over one hundred ISIS fighters have escaped recently but Jeffrey ads at the U. S. is confident that Kurdish forces continue to control prisons were other ISIS fighters are being
Steve Trevelise
Jim Jefferies, Joel Mchale and Netflix discussed on Steve Trevelise
"It's new to view streaming edition this week on netflix speeches a new standup special from jim jefferies call this is me now part zoo of the joel mchale show with joel mchale is there and the netflix original series the epic tales of captain underpants some other netflix originals available this week check out the movie how it ends where a man struggles to reach his pregnant wife in the midst of an apocalypse watched season two of drug lords and sugar rush a new competition baking show where contestants bake up the.