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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

03:50 min | Last month

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Do you have to be alone for that as well. You're right to like watch that with other people well i. I like to be alone. When i'm doing that because again i that's i generally pleasure myself in your tigers uniform with zipper down watching your own work bs. And then the wife walks in and you say oh but honey. I'm watching for love of the game again again. Yeah it's funny that you're such a big college football fan to me because you're playing a coach again in a movie. That's coming out soon about college football. That's right right. He talked about that at all. Then that new movie. you're doing. Yeah absolutely it's a. It's called national champions. I'm very excited to see it. I i haven't seen the editor Rick while the director has finished cutting it yet but it's a really really interesting college football movie in which there is no football and it really seriously takes a really interesting and Even-handed look at the issues with the nc double a. in our current world. Big time college sports. Yeah very interested in these issues. This movie brings up now. The ncaa players making money and going to be a very big deal this year for ohio state right. I mean they just Got that high school quarterback quinn yours. His name he committed and he may skip his senior year. He's expected to get a seven figure. Name imaging likeness. And i understand why i mean. He's the number. One quarterback recruiting the country. And he's got that bleach blond mullet. I mean that combination that can sell everything from shampoo to cigarettes to dollar store pregnancy test. So he probably going to clean up a kid i think. Certainly the latter two on that list. Yeah i am concerned about the decision making of a quarterback with that haircut. I'm not sure. I want dropping back to pass but I'm all about my. Cj stroud buy com accord right now. We'll we'll see what happens with when you're hoping his football decisions are better than his hair decisions..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

04:37 min | 2 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"I had a bunch of questions for these guys. And i said to westworld. And you're in a big crowd of reporters you of call out questions said he. Was anybody ever get fresh in that. Screw digging around for the ball fumble. Everyone just stood grab where they shouldn't and kind of looked at me and he pause without bringing a smile or anything you want. Sometimes you and i said you ever enjoy it kind of like it and without again without crack anyone depends on. Who's doing it very very nice. He's a funny guy. He got benched. D get benched one year because he was making jokes in a press conference about the rex. Ryan foot fetish. That if he's like well we just wanna just wanna put our best foot. Yeah it was pretty funny. His i mean his his bit was funny. Do a lot of dead job. Puns about rex ryan and he got in a lot of trouble from there was no way of knowing. Belichick didn't have a sense of humor. That's true that's true. That's been proven he was given an mri that could not find one. He's a charity about children. Who are born without senses of humor. It's bell checks kids. we're not speaking. That's a great segue. See one would expect that. At least a former red sox fan you grew up in new hampshire would also be a patriots fan. But you are not. You are a steelers fan because your dad is that right. Yeah my dad's from pittsburgh and he was just non-negotiable we had to be steelers. Yeah understand that see. My my dad passed on his passions to me as well specifically alcoholism and drug abuse but more importantly than liking the teams. I li- i hope. My children would hate the teams. That i hated and i i would put a lot of effort into training them to do so whenever i made the sitting a time out and make them look at a picture of jerry jones just a negative association with the cowboys. But how do you feel about your steelers. This season you think rothlisberger as thirty nine has another great season left now. One last ride. Yeah i does seem like certainly the gun. Slingers in the movies tend to have one last ride in them and yet i feel like there were a lot of gunslingers. They didn't make movies about scraggly right we don't hear about them. Yeah the gunslinger who who Went down to the chorale thinking they had one one last a good draw them nobody. Nobody writes books. But i will say i go into most seasons fairly optimistic and the i was..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

03:32 min | 2 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"It seems like extra to set it on fire. The also they were. They went out within twenty seconds. So i'm guessing with you. Well i mean some did and some went on to like greater fires. Homolka happened with rich. Shock just kept burning. The boston version of what set the experienced in new york was much much difference. This would not be the first case of boston. Fans not thinking at all the way through exactly. Yeah it turned into a riot pretty quickly. I'll bet it did now before you answer. I'm going to take away. Your the question is. Did you actually go to johnny demons wedding now. I would bet you didn't because that's celebrity just like you get. Oh we carried this far enough. I don't need to actually go to the wedding. But you're so nice. She did seth go to the wedding or not. I say he did not say i think he did. He probably did. So did you go to johnny. Damon's wedding i. One hundred percent went to johnny damon sweating. Of course he did. he's a nice guy. I mean it was amazing. It was a new year's eve two months after they won the world series. And i got to hang out and talk with some not all of that team. It was great it was in orlando. He was married in orlando and It was a beautiful wedding in a four seasons. I want to say favorite person to talk to at that wedding with kevin youkilis who is Who is a lovely lovely gentleman Funding guy. You was the funniest guy i talked to that wedding. Yeah yeah he's a he's a he's a good man usually one ballplayer my experiences. One one guy on the team is actually funny and the rest are wonderful athletes. I will say. I'm not gonna name names but here's the funny thing that you said to me which is A different player there was an open bar and a different player walked by ups. And and get not gonna name. Names opened up his jacket his tuxedo jacket and had a bottle of crown royal. And said. you just stole this tonight in my hotel room. We're gonna kill it. Just yes or no big papi. No and he walked off and then you looked at me and said that guy who just stole that crown royal makes eight million dollars a year. Well i'm no. I'm not leaving any breadcrumbs. I'm changing every detail. So there's no it was not. I will say this. It was not a red sock because johnny damon had had a long career. The greatest night of my life as far as hearing stories about baseball is nomar. Garciaparra used to have a charity called nomar bowl and i got invited to know marble wants and at the end of the night i ended up at the bar with big papi kevin millar and ben affleck and i feel as though i've lived a fairly interesting life and the best story that had ever happened to me would not have cracked the top hundred of the stories that those three guys we're telling is that right. Can you share one Now do you can do the next time. Hankers areas on the show. I will tell him one and he will appreciate why. I could not tell you is scoops me. Send me this true to super bowl week to interview some players and it was ear that the patriots were playing believers the seahawks and who's at terrific slot. Receiver wes welker welker. That's thank you. She knew wes welker so i asked..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

06:52 min | 2 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"I think we might have been like a mad porsches porsche and i was making a left hand. Turn onto outpost boulevard in la off mulholland. Drive and i did. I turn in front of a car. That was coming at us for almost killed in when i was doing that same job. Rick do commend the comedian bar. Twenty bucks for me. I think he was on the show. The ever pay a bank note and also walked charlton heston to his car. When he was on the alatha. escorting you were doing. I was an interest in the talent department of the television show. Then the late night talk show he had so. This is like the hollywood silver screen version of a summer job. You get to be like alan fix. Charlton heston walking stick. That is quite amazing. Anything else. I was on a plane on southwest airlines as flying from phoenix to los angeles. And i dropped my pencil. I was like writing something. Independent rolled seat in front of me and hand picked up a pencil from in front of me. Turn around and said a think. You dropped your pencil. It was walter cronkite followed with film at eleven to drop to pencil. What do you think he's more proud. When he announced kennedy's death moved a nation tears or handing you. Your pencil. remembered that to. He's going to be here in both of those many more. hey doing. La combining you. Or i think master is gonna crush. I'm pretty sure. I mean. I don't wanna count much insurance. But here's my all right. My weirdest celebrity one of them anyway. Involves ken burns. Documentary documentary. filmmaker aided it out. I got cut out of qin's original baseball documented so in two thousand ten. When i got word he was making a sequel. I really wanted to be in it. So i went down where i heard. They were interviewing bob costas. Who who's a buddy of mine. And i found ken burns which was not easy to do because he makes everybody who works on his documentaries. Get the exact same bowl haircut style that he has like it's like where's waldo tough to find him but i finally found him cornered him. I sydney ken. Please you gotta let me talk about the steroid era. The steroid scandal have a wonderful story about san jose. Canseco stick fifty needles in his ass and then walk around the locker room calling themselves mr porcupine right and kens like all right. Let's have a drink and we'll talk about it so he lets me He tells me to wait in his private office. And ben filled with all this unbelievable baseball memorabilia in there and long story short he left me in there a bit too long. Let jim brock. Meyer loosen the hen house a little too long. By the time he got back. I'd already cracked open. What i later found out was a prohibition era whiskey baram and i drank myself so stupid but i was wearing babe ruth baseball hat and drawn dicks on a notepad with robert e lee's pen from court and so needless to say i did not end up in that documentary and ken burns. Tried to shoot me without capone's gun chase me down the hall with al capone's gone. I lost track. Jose canseco washing. Ken burns documentary really was demands so she i mean obviously i want bad so ben dropped the michael jordan story so he is the winner. Of course brock meyer. I'm not sure if that's a real story. That sounds like a fever. Dream that you had. What do you mean fever dream that happened most of your drug hallucination. Fever dream stories involve al capone's gun for that is true by the way. Did you watch out. Opponents vault to geraldo rivera. Yes you enjoy that. Oh i loved it. I didn't realize time how much i was relishing. Geraldo being humiliated like that. In retrospect musk sweetest moments in my life. Really it's a to return to class. He really did pave. The way for sean spicer d- taylor mangum lula. Well then you've been. I guess a very good sport and your wonderful man and a wonderful actor. And i very much appreciate you being here also saw carl weathers crossing sunset. Once i don't know if that counts for anything he already one. Ben you know after thank you. It's been a real experience being on the show with you. I think you're a person that is doing a podcast and give you credit for that straight heartfelt heart warming and i know all. I think it's all in fun on the show. But honestly you did say some mildly offensive things that i just want to dissociate myself from. That's smart. That's idea that you had to any of the hitler. I knew that stuff just yet. You said the way you said that you serve. It was weird even speaking thirty seconds. Because all i've heard is like a wham wham coming from your macro. Just just calling out what i've sometimes says it maybe for you is just sort of baseline that's who you are for a for. It's called that out a little bit. I think you're broadcaster the curate broadcaster by the way your style and calling games all that stuff is great as an interview. It's interesting what comes out. You're sort of take on things as might say more about me than it does about you my interview style on to say that i did enjoy being on the show gun to your head. Who's worse me or i was going to say. This is area thing you guys on on this sort of weird obsession. Somebody has to pay attention to that areas career. I mean one thing. You say that i think is that he did. Avoid the nerd stereotype in his in his roles. He's one of them athletic. Jews because he works out so yeah because he did you see him in a long paulie incredibly ripped. That's one of my favorite adam sandler movies okay. All right that's offer. Today folks will be back in two weeks for another episode of the gym. Meyer podcast and please. For the love of god. I can't stress this enough. Do the things you have. What are the things then things. you mean. follow. Rate and review. I'm just i'm never going to remember. I defiantly not remember going to have to accept it sheena. Big thanks as always remember this my grind. He's a wonderful man. Meadow log media group. Funnier die where it all began and thank you for listening. We'll see you next time..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

07:24 min | 3 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Flow. It's not the insurance lady. I wanna say invalid victorian finally. You're wrong. she is a valid victorian. I should've asked his earlier. Do you know what. The victorian era is are these. just these are just wild guesses. We've established that even know what the victorian era is. what. I'm talking about any ballpark win. It was the years. Michael vick played in the nfl. I thought you were saying victorino baseball. I thought you were actually going to go to cruise. Victor older depots years in indiana's when i thought you were going to do it was when queen victoria was alive and queen in england. Eighteen thirty seven dot nine hundred one. I'm sure this aclu right in and now you're going to get every answer from from now. On the cody era. There's more more. I'm really happy. There's more yeah. So my florence nightingale. Do you know what she did. Any any clue who she was name sounds familiar. Yeah i'm sure does singer no boy. She revolutionized nursing students in terms. You can understand. She changed the game. She's like the steph curry of nursing. She's shot morphine into people's arms from half court. You picture now that help thank you share. No problem we just have three more more awkward than i thought it was going to be also longer than the victorian era victim. Play that long. He did not know next one next victorian benjamin disraeli disraeli victorian or not she benjamin disraeli disraeli. Yes as opposed to all the other benjamin's from history of the euro I'm going to say that's a A valid victorian. Yeah that's right boy. I didn't i you know. I didn't have your pegged as a big disraeli. Heads to guts. I'm not even going to bother asking. You know it is. Because i know you don't. He is prime minister of the united kingdom. He was and he was the only jewish prime minister. So i would've considered a wrong answer so self hatred antisemitism already next victorian sheena m abundant emma bunsen Bundy lost art of bunting. Who am button. i'm going to say invalid victorian. You're absolutely right. This is crazy. Yeah he he's he's five or six. Do you know she was who abundant is any clue. Sad that is what you love about. Brock meyer is. I've been making fun of stu gods ever. Since we got went draftkings he's gotten lazier and lazier and one of his goto moves is just an incoherent mutter. That is not in any way broadcast understandable. Like that yeah. It's disturbing when you make that noise. Keep her hands. Ragging seem okay. Because is weird. Emma button is actually one of the spice girls she's baby spice specifically but the spice trade was very important to join england. So you know thought there might be. It was kind of a trick question. Why wasn't tricks. He wasn't any continues to not be tricked by any of these questions. That's true. I finally finally sheena last one. Alfred pennyworth alfred pennyworth henny penny. Bundy boxy alfie. What's it all about alfie. Another reference. I'm sure you don't get to say Invalid victoria it's so annoying because you have. You don't even know who alfred pennyworth would shack magic. He's batmans butler dope boy. I tell you something this you know something. I'm glad we did your six for seven. This is this. is this your whole career. He always win. You couldn't be a bigger idiot. You're wrong made noises you and nothing it was. Just it's it's three jeff and yet six for seven and you get paid and libertad dozen absolutely unbelievable. Play the entire game counting cash. You're an inspiration to me. thank you. Well did very well so your prize for this. Academic achievement is being named the valedictorian of valid victorians. Congratulations to you. I've lost a vote. Eleven the process so thanks. Thanks for being here this. i'm sorry. The cowherd ghosted you brock meyer. I'm sorry i wasn't now. I'm really sorry because the way this all worked out. I you know. I'm even more long for coward. I actually really. I've lost faith. And i thought you'd know like a couple of these people's to god's didn't realize it ruins the game correct when he gets six out of seven and ends up ruining the game lose. He knew no one got six out of seven. Ray i don't even understand. Jesus christ florida. I no good on your students guessing. Apparently go to vegas. That's my suggestion right now. The biggest right now and just you know guests. Black rid math favorite joke. I hate jokes when here joke. Yes a little bonus track. The listeners case cannot came onto hate. Joke is the one joke that makes me laugh. One joke so Guy wakes up. In the middle of night his ghostly voice ghostly voice millan we go. We took what the hill voices jutras good. I get stressed freak out. Leave the house. Leave leaves the house. So i won't bore you it. You supposed to stretch it out so that voice. Does you know but the voice tells them to get in the car and pack up all his stuff and first thing in the morning go to the bank and take out all his money that he owns. Flat vegas go to vegas goud. Who win win. Who took goes the wind hotel. The ghostly voices hoodoo led to kiss roulette table ghostly. Voices put it on bloomberg blah puts every penny he has on black wheel spins comes a red ghostly voice goes full only joe gallagher goes voice. Idiot s- right thought. He knew something but he didn't know. I just wanted to gamble. He was dead and miss gambling. Well that's the show folks be sure to check back with us again in two weeks for another installment of the jim. Brock meyer podcasts. And don't forget to hop skip and joe follow rate review. You don't even try anymore. Jim do not thanks to mike. Ryan log media and funnier die. We will see you all next time..

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

07:53 min | 3 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Wish you guys. We're seeing all your favorite guys right now. First of all pure rim rest the hell is then break from anal sex. I understand what that phrases. I mean dan. Now that you're a big businessman of your own. Do you have any more sympathy for the nba. Pushing their employees to the breaking point does it relentless pursuit of profit at the expense of human wellbeing. Make more sense to you now that you're rolling in in draftkings cash at least theoretically. I haven't been naive about these things historically but even i have been surprised at the way. The corporate greed has turned these bodies into disposable things that can be thrown into a meat grinder because it has soiled these. Nba playoffs for me. The obvious way that the bodies have been broken by the need to satisfy the television contracts. It's distorted the product the measurement and the champion for me. I'm surprised to say that. Actually folks can't see this because it's a podcast but the whole time dan wearing a top hat and has a monocle and he's not even sitting on a chair he's sitting on the stack of human beings. There's got pound up there. His crew and dan. It's not like these injuries are coming out of nowhere. I mean most of these guys who are heard guys a long history of injuries carry ad. In why i mean maybe it's simply that if these guys spend enough time in the playoffs together their injuries sync up. Like thermo like menstrual cycle. Maybe that's it like a menstrual cycle. Yeah like you know how. We'll get on the same cycle if they're around each other because they're pheromones ramones kick in and all of a sudden you know the kind of going at the same time. Maybe that's what's going on with these. nba injuries. You want to attack the menstrual cycle. I really don't know out to. We are shocked. That corporations jim Don't care about people and only wanna make money. I am shocked. That were shocked by that to be honest with you and the guy. I'm tired of seeing late in. The postseason is lebron. I mean i'm. I'm perfectly fine without these playoffs. Played out kevin durant. I have a new found respect for him. Because he's trotting around with jeff green and and blake griffin and so on perfectly fine like devon booker verse janas in the nba finals to me. That's fantastic totally agree. I'm disappointed in the injuries. I agree with you about the corporate greed. But i can't deny that there's a part of me. That's a little glad we're not going to see the nets in the finals. I mean 'cause that team when healthy was just so undeniably the super the super teams then winning a championship. That just would have been boring. And we like watching. Floyd mayweather beat up on rogan paul. All over again all right before you guys go gotta end the podcast like we always do a little game and the game we're gonna play. Today is directed. Ran stu gods and it's actually inspired by a moment from your podcast. she do. we have this clip. let's play the clip. The best graduating senior is the valedictorian v v. Why is that how you spell it starts with two v.'s. Silent be at the beginning. Oh is that what it. Yeah course everyone knows. What do you mean the v. valedictorian thinks valid vic. They won first place victoria. I spent my whole life in that. So stu gods you believe that. The word for valedictorian was actually valid. Victorian it's a term apparently so familiar with and we're so integrated into your daily vocabulary you needed to shorten it with a v. Said oh avi now stugatz. You're clearly very learned man. I mean it can't be that you're just some kind of blithering blathering idiot. Your mind must have been elsewhere. Specifically the victorian era. I mean that must have been what you were thinking about. So i'm gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself here with this little game which. We call valid victorian okay. That's the game. She is going to name famous historical figures and you will tell us if they were alive. During the victorian era or not in other words are they valid. Victorians or invalid victoria. Are you ready. I am ready all right. What is our first victoria. Oscar wilde oscar wilde the big. Oh to you. Yeah friends to say Valid victorian your rights. To god's he was alive in the victorian era boy. You are you big oscar wilde fan so i want to start you off easy. You do know who he is right on kidding aside. Are you picturing him. Living in a trash can talk and a big bird. You're not doing that as some follow up questions. Let's see if he knows who oscar while. I'm imagining him. Averaging a triple double for season that he's not oscar robertson. That's that's the big. Oh do you know. Oscar wilde is and what did he do what he famous for sculptor. Oh my goodness my goodness should've left it at him. Getting the answer right no. He was He was wonderful. Author and poet playwright. One of the wittiest men ever knew he was this. Do god's in the victorian era all right and number two victorian number two guy fawkes guy. Fawkes oxy boxy. I'm going to say Non valid victorian invalid or invalid of that we understand mustard gas which is part of what's concerning me now on our know what you're talking about through per se. I am with my dad. Just kind of blatter's. I understand what he means. You're right though. He was an invalid. Victorian he died in sixteen o six He was part of the failed. Gunpowder plot to blow up parliament. And i'm surprised you knew him. He didn't come through in the clutch. He's not a stugatz. Kinda guy you guys are gonna do it when it counts. Got guy fawkes. One of history's greatest chokers. I'm stunned. that. Stu gods his two for two right now. On the victorian age while thinking oscar wilde as a scope. i'm trying to figure out if his pauses are him texting or googling. Oh you're not cheating. He's counting his money. He's been doing this since we left. Espn every time you're not paying attention is because he's counting his money or checking his bank. I like my money organized. It has to be in a certain way. You know big bills the small bills stuff like that so now i i'm not trying to be rude. I am counting money and i'm to for to. He's also getting paid where you're not dan levitan. I don't understand what's going on over there right. Victorian number three charles dickens charles dickens nikki ticky we got foxy ago. They go and dickie earls dickens one of the all time greats boy i'm gonna say Dick ins is a valid victorian. I'm almost annoyed that you're right. You know what he did right. Do you know what it did you. Have you heard a charles dickens. My goodness what do you think charles. Dickens was famous for dickey as charles And he was not the round mound of rebound you can eliminate that i think was of me Poet maybe perhaps losing faith in humanity as i listen to gods You know well. He wrote he hilo books. perhaps the greatest novelist ever one of his great novels was great expectations. Mr dance something. I boy did not have going into this game with you. And i was right with no. You weren't right. He has exceeded every single expectation. He's got an everything right thousand while not knowing any of the people. You're talking about or anything about the victorian age much like jeff zucker at cnn. He has failed upwards each time. Let's go to victorian number four by picking a lot of people. This podcast victoria number four. This should be good okay. Florence nightingale florence nightingale.

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

03:02 min | 3 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"A wendy's since three days prior i'll tell you what the next time i shit my pants. I'll phony up and see what's happened in if if something good has happened you then that will prove my ear okay. I'd rather define this that way. All right wait. Hold on. I say oh no wait just shit myself than anything. Good just happening. Yeah one my eighth emmy. Two nights ago was so so far. My theory sold enough. Do you think if our lives had slightly differently are situations could have been flipped like ever wonder what it'd be like if i was the one who was mr successful and you were stuck in eastern europe calling lithuanian wife carrying contests By the way that's not so bad. I had a great time in lithuania of that polish. Hooker trying to bite my face if she got too high on crocodile. that's another. Do you know what that drug is. I don't. I'm really bad on the drug category. She know what's the crocodile again. It's like a synthetic hair translate synthetic. Mary big big hit at parties. Oh yeah walking. Glossary is the only place that me and jim. Actually i take all the stuff. And then she's there. She reminds me and what it is. What i take shane. What's the crocodile again. All right the synthetic heroin. Yeah what should. I be feeling right now. Great oh wait is shut myself but you know it's interesting. You don't know that this all this stuff because from your from florida joe. I mean drugs and face biting. Isn't that the state pastime. There for the first month of my life. I was born in florida because it was spring training. Time and my mom couldn't travel so as born in april. My mom had to stay in saint pete where the cardinals were training for the nineteen sixty nine season. And then you know off. She went back to saint louis. So yes i was born in florida. No i i was not around long enough to get into the stay spiting. Part of my My predetermine life is a floridian things first. Boy you know people say you hear the expression he was born into this but you really were my good spring training and your mom had to stay in the dugout. I came right right right up by the bat rack. You were born in the dugout..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

04:39 min | 4 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Eight hundred nine with it. Speaking of talking about sports. Let's actually do some of that. It is why hereafter wrong sheena what we got today. What topics are we going to discuss with joy. So the twenty twenty one. Nfl schedule was recently announced with a live tv special giving fans everywhere who are desperate for football content of any kind glimpse of what they have to look forward to this year. Some match ups that stand out in the week one game between new york jets and carolina panthers jets rookie quarterback sack. Wilson will face off against his predecessor. Sam darnold of course. Everyone's eyes are on week. Four when the super bowl champion tampa. Bay buccaneers will play the new england patriots. Finally giving everyone the much anticipated. Tom brady bill. Belichick showdown yes now. First of all joy. You calmed talking about this schedule. A lot lately and columnist taking some credit for making. Nfl scheduled release day a big deal. Now that it's got us on tv. Special is sheena. Just mentioned just like he takes credit for making the nfl draft big deal. So you know. I don't want to continue this line of discussion without properly thanking your co worker for blessing us with this must see tv event and all this content. Can you tell me in a little bit sarcastic there. Because i love football as much as the next guy. I do but an entire special joy dedicated to reading the schedule. I mean if a friend of mine was like hey you wanna come over and have some drinks and watch the. Nfl schedule released special. I'd be like you're an alcoholic and you're looking for an excuse to drink but that said yeah. I'll probably be there. What do you think of this normally. I would say probably not that serious. But we just went through a pandemic and didn't have sports for like four or five months. You know call. And i do three hour show. We had no games so even like the last dance was a big deal. So now i think in this content space where we're always looking for content for the. Nfl is king. Have you can get some more live audience. Why not. But i just like going through the schedule and playing loss. Yeah i do too. No i hear you so grateful to have sports back really any version of it. Maybe i'm a little resentful because they're putting less and less actual baseball games on national television. You're are you cranky old baseball guy. I am cranky. Oh baseball guy. I mean that's literally my card jim. Brock meyer cranky old baseball guy. Everybody else's just shamelessly milking the nfl drive. Every last bit of content. I mean society only needs to collapse just a little bit more for us to get to the point where somebody like. Patrick mahomes gets hurt. Espn is going to make an hour. Special out of him getting an mri..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

05:06 min | 4 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"I know it won't leave you alone on that dan now but i am interested in what man Likes to lex to cozy up you see was on your shot be thrown off by now but just the beauty of this while i'm doing my podcast because i'm the host the on your show they'd be like hey easy easy with the sex stuff with dan on my show. Yeah but i'm on the verge of throwing myself off your show. I i hear you. Let's get to some extra sports stuff. I'm so sorry. I do apologize. Let circle back here to to reality into Into decency so a couple of new stores dandan. We'll we'll get you out of here companies frozen a quick little game. I think you'll enjoy. She know what we got on the news. Talk about what dan okay. So we are into the second month of the major league baseball season but the hitting is nowhere to be seen the offensive numbers baseball during the first month of the season. Where some of the worst in history the league-wide batting average was two thirty two and a record. Low seven point six three hits per game. Meanwhile strikeouts have skyrocketed teams were averaging more than a strikeouts per inning for the first time ever. These numbers are worse. Even than those in the nineteen sixty eight season the one that resulted in the mlb. Lowering the pitcher's mound. I didn't even know that yet. The detroit tigers manager. Aj hinch said quote. I have great concern that our sport has turned into a lack of offense and the strikeout homer walk. Three true outcomes is not our best. Entertainment product were trending in the wrong direction and quote down. When hugh thing about this first of all i can. I just say that. I think maybe the guy we quote about how hitters don't have enough of an advantage should not be the same guy who managed the houston astros. I mean. he's not exactly unbiased. I have a feeling. I know what his solution to lack of. Offense is an involves giving every team trash. Can you do see his point. Do you think that this dropping offense is something that the mlb should be worried about. Yes you do. Yes what would you do. I mean maybe it's better that baseball's you know rapidly aging fan base doesn't have a reason to get too excited. I mean 'cause they're at constant risk of heart attack aren't they. well i think this feast or famine. It's it's all or nothing. There the ball is not put in place..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

01:34 min | 4 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"It's playoff time big stakes bigger promotions. It's time to hammer the over and score some cash.

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

04:46 min | 5 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"The man's zales and the t. boz my advice to sheena and to all bears fans stay close to the people you love and stay hydrated. Drink a lot of water. And that's great advice when using any drug exactly wreck is. If you can't have a quality starting quarterback at least you can have clear skin and well not no headache and minimal headache anyway. My guest today right through the atlantic. She's a fellow member of dan libertad medal menia and she's the host of the djamil. Hill is unbothered. Podcast on spotify not surprisingly. It's jamal hill. Welcome djamil at thank. You appreciate you having me on. Oh it's truly my honor to have you here because you are the person to talk to about the intersection of sports race in politics whereas i am usually the person to talk to you about the intersection of rye whiskey and horse tranquilizers so this is a tremendous. Step up for me by the way. Those don't intersect very well. It's mostly a hallucinating that you're getting yelled at by ghosts while you pee blood. So it's a lovely change of pace to have you here with me appreciate that. I mean that definitely sounds like some interesting combinations but you know we all have our journey in life interesting combinations might be the title of my memoirs. Thank you for that. I am a little surprised you agree to do the show because being associated with me is probably going to damage your reputation. I'm just going to say it's very bad career. Move few because you have credibility for doing the right thing. And i don't probably should have warned you full disclosure here. I've got a long broadcasting career. I've had one in the. I've i've called many problematic sports Cockfighting competitive fracking. And most embarrassingly. I announced an event. Mar-a-lago it was called a cornhole for war criminals. So you know. All i'm saying is before this gets released. Feel free to distance yourself from me. Why operate from a judgment free zone so despite all these atrocities that you just named I think i feel comfortable in my element because the people who hate me are always gonna hate me and the people that like me. Hopefully they rock with me..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

07:50 min | 5 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"And december. I i believe it is well. I agree i actually i. You kidding aside i think when it's a preseason game your bones soften and your tendons relax and your skull splits into little pieces like a little tiny baby and you're more susceptible to injuries because your body knows that the ad revenue for that game is way way down and it goes. Oh why should. I put in the effort here. That's why there's third string quarterbacks plan most of the games is because the first and second stringers their bodies realize that it was a preseason game and they went into immediate organ failure so You know kudos to goodell for getting this one rat. Well enough goofing around here. Rich we wanna talk about the nfl draft with you and also. Now we're gonna get series because you are covering it again this year. Congratulations rich eisen. Nfl draft so now. Are things pretty much back to normal after the weirdo cova draft of last year It's going to be held in cleveland. Ohio i'm unfamiliar with just how a socially distant in-person draft is going to look like. But they're having it there's going to be ten prospects who have agreed to go with their families and entourage's to the draft. Just him just ten. Just because i imagine they've got to put a limit on the number of people who who could be allowed in person to be there and there might be some you know prospects who have been planning on having ten twelve fifteen twenty people in one of do it back home or what have you and The intrigue is high for this year's draft because of the number of quarterbacks that we're expecting to go in succession at the very top of gym before we get to that. Just do people have to show their vaccine card before they can boo. Roger goodell is that protocol now. I don't think so. I need to look at that. Now let me ask you this. Are you going to miss anything about last year's crazy draft because it was kind of special seeing all the coaches homes when they made the pigs. Getting that glimpse jerry. Jones's yod was just amazing and it didn't look exactly like the type of place you kick back and relax when you're james bond villain. I mean he had the cowboy had the star eye patch and he was stroking gently stroking a baby cheetah enjoy. No i think you you watch the wrong channel jim. That was not the draft. That was dr no. I think you're watching humanity. Thought it was suspicious. When he shot a laser. Mike mccarthy's testicles. The real james bond background was actually cliff. Kingsbury the coach of the arizona cardinals who looked like he was dressed like james bond. Essentially chilling out in his in his arizona. Digs with like a firepit going on the background. He looked cozy surprise by anybody. Besides his leg. I was expecting andy. Reed's home to look a lot more like The inside of jimmy buffett's margarita. Bill you know the camera. Rubber just wasn't angled right. But anybody else surprised you could have been that bella checks nantucket kitchen. Which is the name of my fantasy team. Is it really good team name. His dog nike sitting at the At the table. I kinda dig that i. I had a lot of fun with that. Obviously the reason why it happened is not fun. But i really enjoyed that as by the way. So did the coaches and general managers. Who didn't have to go travel somewhere and be away from their family that their kids that are sitting there while they kick their their team like fantasy football. It was cool. It was actually a lot of fun. And you think bill belichick has had Natural male enhancement. What he's you seem to be very in the know about his personal life do you. I mean yes or no put it to you. Has he had it. I don't i. Don't i don't know i have not I have not asked. I can ask. We'd like please do and ask. If you said any unnatural male enhancement. Let like adding a sleeveless foreskin or something. Yeah go to basil's about the amazon thing and go to bela schick about the hanson. That's why i have a pen and pad writing stuff down all right so now as you mentioned earlier there's been a very big build up to this draft. Lot of trades la drama. She know remind us of what we have to look forward to coming up here in the draft right so like you said. The draft is going down next week in cleveland and the jacksonville jaguars new head coach. Urban meyer has all but confirmed that the first overall pick will be clemson quarterback trevor lawrence. Try the new york jets. Have the second pick. And it's widely assumed that they'll be taking byu quarterback zach wilson who recently drew national attention for his impressive pro day performance. But we'll have to wait and see. She's zack wilson. He seems like the most logical obvious choice. And you've been talking a lot about this lately so because it's so logical obvious. It seems very likely to meet. The jets will draft almost anybody else so rich. Now you're a jets fan. How do you keep your composure during the broadcast of the nfl draft. Waiting to see how your team will screw it up. I mean it must feel like knowing the exact date and time. You're going to be in a car accident. Is that how it feels for you. I'm actually wearing a seatbelt for that moment. Gm so it's very Apropos that you would Hit me without analogy It is quite something that every two three years or so i seem to be back in a position of having a my professional demeanor. Wash over. The heart being lumped in my throat over the staying in the wild thing is that jets fans keep on pushing the same rock up the same hill Jam and this time around. It is the hearts and minds and hopes jets fans are placed into a quarterback. As you know she just pointed out is from. Byu and i would say ninety. Nine percent of new yorkers have not seen a single byu game in their entire life. that's going to be an interesting aspect of it for jet fans at the first time i've ever sees jack wilson plaguing from start to finish. Be week one of the twenty twenty one season well. It's for that reason. A related reason. That i really hope they do. Get zack wilson. Because now they have a mormon qb and they've already got a muslim head coach. That's his how they need to go. The jets are gonna turn it around. They're gonna need the help of every possible. God and the pantheon's they should draft a buddhist offensive linemen and a wiccan running back in just a linebacker carrying a ouija board or something everything anything and everything you can. Eventually they will hit the right religion. I suppose if you do involve every possible deity. you don't leave a stone unturned. That's a good point jim. This why have such keen football analysis. It's just live. Had all that staying power despite your ups and downs. I think you're right seriously though. If i know the jets fan base they will gladly forsake whatever god they worshiped for. Afc championship would have played last season. Most of new york sports talk radio. Which is people calling into suggest different ways to sacrifice adam gates over the team logo. Go on my in on him. You know and rightly so now. The first pick though is kind of boring. Because we all know what that's going to be trevor lawrence or he seems destined for greatness with his just his golden flow in hair The legendary warrior achilles if he worked at like van skate shop or something. What do you think if anything what could stop him from succeeding in in jacksonville but would be a stumbling block for him. Oh i don't see. I think he's gonna be great. I think it's just going to be amazing. And that's why urban meyer decided to come off. The you know set of his television career because he knew this kid was common and also. I'm sure he got paid an insane amount of money from the jaguars i think this is. This is a great pairing for jacksonville. And.

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

04:56 min | 6 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"It. We were going back to my house to get drunk. I see yes. So i have. I have a big new year's eve party every year. I we're not a restaurant. Invite all my friends bringing a dj very select group of people so we can have fun. Oh pitches no autograph. We and just chill. We're going back to my house to get blasted. And i got urkel stray hand i forget who else would be. I mean it's already a circus clown car which you got going on. I know they're all in their own car. Okay all right. So they're following. You got straight ahead and all in them all right. I'm the both car right doughnuts car i have. Somebody say that's another. But if hague mcmuffins you have any food item at all in the car i know pastries the car. So circle them straight hand. We're wanting to you know how you get up to a stop sign and you smell roller chair. So they slow rolled it michael. Slow roset advocated. A third celebrity. Was to be honest with you. And i'm gonna call car an oslo rule. The stop sign all of a sudden. This three police cars around me and i'm like well gel stopped me for like well..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

03:40 min | 6 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"I want to circle back to the heart warming. Tale of moses malone so moses cone fan lazy which that might not work for everybody i mean. My dad called me families. He and i developed a drinking problem and a desperate need for external validation but his key didn't inspire me doing good. I mean i in his credit. I am in shape and i'm pretty healthy today. Aside from liver and brain and heart and mind and penises left hip and elbow but Lot of that can be bigs. Ignorant appeals for some of that. I mean the penis part. Yeah yeah they have for several years. Yeah the biogra- the the salaries down. Jim do not a solos school. You gotta get some big by power. Don't waste your time on biography. That's hey that just that's your bench with baby stuff. It's like baby aspirin. You can just go to a gas station the some like gas station. Get off your ass and grab your wanting more firepower leader. Cheap stuff along okay. I'm starting to get morbidly. Obsessed with image of you browsing the dick pills. Section of am pm. Charles so let me move onto this. Do you think that there are any players today who are not great. Because they aren't receiving the proper amount of verbal abuse like you did. Let ben simmons for example. He is shooting threes because he lacks confidence. I think to yourself a man confidence. All this kid needs from me to throw a diaper his head and call a big dumb baby. That would fix him right up. First of all. I would say they're giving away hundreds of millions of dollars. And all you gotta do is go to the gym and work on shoot basketball. You ain't going to work in coal mines. You're not working on highways coal arabia reason. All you gotta do is go a stupid jim for a couple of hours every day a shoot a basketball you know going to do to you. Say here's two hundred million dollars so you agree with me. See i feel like maybe. That's the root of the problem when people say that you and shack or two critical today's players because you approach players the same way that you are approached tough right tough love that work for you. Hundred percent top low but it doesn't work for the modern millennial xyz alphabet gen z x. Y. player children of today. They're very sensitive right. Need more positive reinforcement. We'll be under statement. What remedies guys are so now today. You're young charles is today. Moses malone can't call you fan lazy he comes up teeny says Oh look at you. Charles you plus size king boy. You've got curves for days. I'm just living for it. And i admire your ability to constantly be comfortable no matter where you are. How bad you look..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

05:40 min | 6 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"The window of tropicana field broadcast booth. Because i figured nobody ever goes to tampa bay. Rays games would be fine. But i was wrong. Child's surprising number of people got hit with that spray but it was german heritage night so they weren't that mad about it. Did you know that. The germans enjoy the golden showers. Did you know that. I did not know them that a german thing. Yeah that's where the expression I got on a german comes from. I've never heard that expression right now. Moving on i've that you credit moses bologne for making all the success you've had new career possible now why why do you say that. Well he is definitely the most important person in my nba career. You know jim. When i was in college. I played about two hundred ninety five pounds and i have a great success for three years left. Sec in rebounding but breathe years. So i thought that was in pretty good. Shape was working hard and when i got to the nba. I wasn't getting a play and moulders lived in the same building as me. And i asked him to come up to penthouse on. My dad cannot come up to the pin house and talk to you at the practice to zap noon. He's still young. Prelature are not getting a play and he said you fat and you're lazy first thing i did. I just started crying. But then he says son new wave two hundred nine five pounds. You cannot play that way an nba. And this guy who was already wanted the best to ever do it. Took care of a fat kid from alabama and he said let's lose ten pounds. I said i'll meet you in the morning and evening even if you want to get in shape and this guy said less lose ten pounds so i get to two eighty to eighty five. I get the two seven five. This is over a couple of months and he gets me down to fifty mile for this guy's was already wanna best lever do it. It was on the back opposite back. Backside of his lives them to take the time to help a bad camper. Bala bama have an obligation to help and the rest is history. So he's the most important person taking me on his wing. Well that's that is really a heartwarming story. And it's pretty fascinating. I'm somebody who as i mentioned earlier ended my career in the blackout drunk on the air. Okay so this story fascinated me. i did you. I heard you played a game. Drunk wants is that correct. Yes my last two or three years. And that was a bunch of trade rumors about me all the time. There was like ten team trying to get me my last two to three years in philly and finally my asian calls me and says hey. Stay around the phone. I think the deal is going to get done. So he called me back around ten lead mclaughlin 'cause the nba you practice depending on. What city are you the practice at ten or eleven depending on what city uses the deals get done..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

04:26 min | 6 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Hello there sheena. Jim and hey everybody thinks having me i episode here exciting and we got a doozy of guess today. Mr charles barkley is going to be joining us just a little bit but before we get started i thought i perhaps give the folks a little background on who i really am for those of you. Who may be heard. Jim brock. Meyer a long story short. I was a baseball announcer in kansas city. Doing pretty well for myself until The unfortunate day that. I got shit faced drunk on the air and talked about walking on my wife. Lucy having an extremely graphic sexual encounter with my neighbor. Bob green wall and as a result de lost my job. I was forced to spend several years about a decade out in the wilderness. I was calling cockfights in the philippines. i called Lithuanian wife carrying contest. Which is real thing. Go ahead and google it and grab and trying to work my way back ever since but boy the mlb. It's been pretty tough on me. And i understand it. Believe me said some very very very naughty words on lab radio and gosh i. I wish i had done something that the moby considered less serious like. Oh i don't know cheating to win a world series about that. I mean yes you did that. You would no longer be getting punished by now. Yeah i've the glare by now they'd say oh. Take a year off relax. They praise me for it. But you know the mobile has made it known. Banging on trash cans is less offensive than banging my neighbor. Bob greenwald with a strap on dildo. Which is what my wife used. But hey. I can't argue with that. So i figured i'd start this podcast with you sheena. And it'll give me a place to talk about. What's going on in the world of sports without a bunch empty suits clutching their pearls at the mere mention of a natural active. Love like fem dom sodomy. So so here we go and where we're just in time for the new baseball season aren't we. I wanna talk about the mets here. They've intrigued me the most in this offseason. What do you think about the new owner..

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"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

The Jim Brockmire Podcast

02:06 min | 6 months ago

"jim brockmire" Discussed on The Jim Brockmire Podcast

"Howdy everyone jim. Brac meyer here. You know i've had many so-called low points in my life getting fired from my job as a major league baseball broadcaster. Finding out my wife was cheating on me by walking in on her ploughing. My neighbor bob greenwald with strap on writing says or the time i paid a prostitute to snort. Crank off my johnson and a handicapped stall in bangkok while sunburned. German watched us from the toilet. But boy. I've never actually hit rock bottom until now with the launch of the jim brock. Meyer podcast on. The lebatardshow friends network has right. I'll be joining the ranks of other bloviating the celebrity gas bags who believe that people actually give rat's ass by what they think and on. This journey with me is my co host and producer. Sheena dodd has sheena. hi brock meyer. Yeah we'll be talking sports with some of the biggest names who responded to my text messages. Or who owed dan lebatardshow favor. I guess people like Charles barkley rich eisen. Djamil colin cowherd. Joe buck really. Were having joe buck on yes brakemeier. We'd been over the no cross it off we already booked him Come on shutler. He's the biggest broadcaster in america. Always got the biggest head in america in every sense of the word and gave her seeing them in person the crown of his skull. The tip of his chin is three feet boy. I didn't even do that. Episode logistically speaking. I don't think zoom or whatever you call. It has enough technology to fit his whole head in the camera lens. Wherever i think we'll figure it out it's going to be fine. Oh man can't believe. I have a conversation with joe bucks eyebrows. Well that podcast episodes gonna suck the point of this is to get people to listen to the show and great Okay folks listen to the show. Make sure to click subscribe on the jim brock. Meyer podcast 'cause. Most of the episodes won't suck joe book..

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