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Hank Aaron, MLB legend, dead at 86
"Time 10 50 Major League Baseball and its fans are mourning the death of one of the best to ever play the game. game. Henry Henry Aaron Aaron Hammerin Hammerin Hank Hank was was born born in in Mobile, Mobile, Alabama Alabama in in 1934. 1934. He He broke broke into into the the major major leagues leagues in in April April of of 1954 1954 and and retired. retired. In In October October of of 1976 Erin was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1982. I'm extremely proud to be joining a group of men who performed on the baseball field epitomize the highest and the best and professional athletics baseball's one time home run King for through racism of the Deep South throughout his career receiving death threats is he pursued Babe Ruth's home run record. Jim Krystle, a CBS News Henry Aaron died
COVID In Philadelphia: City Announces $12 Million Grant Program To Help Restaurants, Gyms During Pandemic
"For Philadelphia restaurants and Jim's impacted by covert 19 restrictions. Why W. City Hall bureau chief Pat Lobe outlines the aim of a $12 Million grant program. The city is going to be awarding grants of up to $15,000. That's a modest amount because the city is having its own financial problems. But City officials say they considered a crucial to find some money for these businesses because they're the ones that had to shut down the indoor operations in November. And they're being asked to make structural changes as they reopen, like improving ventilation systems. Now applications for these grants open next Thursday, and they'll be open until February. 9th and the city is going to wait till they're all in that way. All applicants are on an equal footing, even disadvantaged businesses that may take extra time or need help applying and then in making the awards, the city will be looking at how many people they employ where they are. Those in low income areas will have an edge. Also women, minority or disabled owned businesses will get extra consideration. Pat tells us.
Cold Case, Right There Before God And Country
"A little welcomes the best case. Worst case is jim clemente retarded bag profiled from nick city prosecutor and writer-producer. Cbs's criminal minds and with me. Today is various francey hague's former state and federal prosecutor jam. We are back at it regular best case worst case behind police lines and today. I'm so excited because not only do we have a special guest. We have a special guest from my own state of georgia. Gen numbered outnumbered. We'll see about that. It's fantastic and our special guest is cheryl mccollum. He's from atlanta. You can hear accent. I love it. Sheryl mccollum tells what your background who you yes. Well on the director of the cold case investigative research institute. But i'm also a crime scene investigator for a local metro atlanta department. So i wear both hats a lot of actual actual badge holders here. We have a real live like vinnie. The cop comedian. We had on a few weeks ago. Now we have cheryl cheryl. Are you a comedian by any chance birdie funny we'll see we'll get it. I knew for us to really interesting though. But mostly it's jim who likes to mock me and he thinks that's funny anyway. Let's talk about you. This is so exciting. I'm so grateful you came on the show because we just don't have very many people from georgia i mean. Jim doesn't let me every time i ask on his own. He doesn't like people from georgia or any stubborn fate or really anyone from anywhere but california saying like that. I'm pretty sure i've heard him say that. But i have you and you're from georgia so tell us about your background. What do you do. And how did you get there will native laden and i was educated through all my years from elementary school. All the way through college in fulton county also delivered academy for hostile which is in college far. And then i went georgia's jay which is right downtown atlanta and my husband and i went to high school in college together and we now have two children. One's in college are sign in our daughters out next year. So big thing to translate to when we use terms of are the general people. Don't understand. I we always like to ask everyone. Okay all right. Yeah fixing a whole lot in new york city office. We use fixing. I'm big in my car. This extreme eight on our facebook page. I guarantee you. They're going to be play people as a jim. How could you not know what she was saying. Everyone loves making sure everybody in the audience. Where because we do have people in australia. For example who are probably fixing their cars and in london who are probably fixing of tea. But i don't know about college. That's what she meant So thank you for all so. Tell us about your path to to the police. I mean how did you you obviously. You're the director of a cold case investment institute. But how did you become involved in police work. My path actually started when i was about four. So you remember way back in the day. We didn't have interstates so there were two lane roads to get to the beach and my mother would tell us these Tastic stories and if you get outside of atlanta about a hundred miles you'd have radio stations. Associated was are entertained. So i can remember her telling us about bonnie by just became so captivated by the idea that this couple loved each other fiercely crisscross. The united states robbing banks. And i'm like yeah. I got i got to get it on that somehow. So so you actually. Considering crisscrossing the united states robbing banks. Or did you go right. Do let's stop. That stop was a time when did an international joel things hard like the mafia really did appeal to me but of course she would tell me things like well. Honey were not add talian. And they're not don't take you in the mob and so they tried to push me the other way a little bit on the hall. They died in a hail of bullets. Said that when i was four she waited any is when they took me to see the dance. Call now eight. I realized what happened. Medef they took alcatraz. And when i was in the seventh grade straight. Weren't they buy that gun. I guess just trying to show me every element you know when i was in the seventh grade I wrote j. edgar hoover fanmail letter did write you back. He did write me back and much basically say stay in school and studying hard which crashed me because i thought surely he's got a holly me up because nobody's going to suspect the twelve year old little southern girl i could you know get inada places unseen
Woman accused of Pelosi laptop theft released to home confinement
"The 22 year old woman from Harrisburg, accused of stealing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is laptop during the insurrection attempt at the capital has been released from federal custody pending trial. Hey, why W. Suburban bureau chief Jim Millward reports like many of the other more than 100 accused rioters. The impulse to document her alleged crimes online led to her undoing. Riley Williams pretrial release comes in an agreement between her lawyer and federal prosecutors. She faces serious federal felonies that could carry decades in prison if convicted. In addition, accusations of stealing a laptop from Nancy Pelosi's office She's also accused in federal charging documents of posting online. They'll never take me alive. But she's being released into her mother's custody confined to the home with electronic monitoring her mother forced to swear in federal court, so report any violation or face possible criminal charges. The judge told Williams. You're the one person in this courtroom who can make sure your mother does not have to choose between her love for you and her duty to this court. Williams later told the court it's regrettable. Miss Williams took the president's bait and went inside the Capitol. She also said the person listed as a government witness and charging Dr This is William's ex boyfriend. She says Williams was trying to flee from him over the past couple weeks and was not trying to elude law enforcement. Williams CASE moves to Washington D C. With the hearing scheduled early next week
Congress poised for quick action on Biden's Pentagon nominee
"Hi Mike Rossi you're reporting Congress passes legislation clearing the way for Lloyd Austin to become secretary of defense the first legislation to hit president Joe Biden's desk is a measure granting retired general Lloyd Austin a waiver to service secretary of defense the waiver was needed because Austin's retirement from the army occurred inside the seven year window that safeguard civilian leadership of the military at his Senate confirmation hearing Tuesday Austin said if you confirm me I am prepared to serve now as a civilian the Senate approved the waiver on a sixty nine twenty seven tally moments after a lopsided three twenty six to seventy eight vote in the house president Donald trump's first defense secretary Jim Mattis received a similar waiver in twenty seventeen micron CEO Washington
CDLE will hold two virtual town halls for unemployment information
"One's Jim. Really for K Away NewsRadio. State Labor Department's gonna be hosting a pair of virtual town halls tomorrow, officials were going to talk about things like the new online benefits system, how federal extended benefits will work and how officials air handling a spike in fraud cases. The English version will be held at 11 30 in the morning. A Spanish version for 1 30. People can can register register register for for for for the the the the sessions sessions sessions sessions on on on on the the the the state state state state unemployment unemployment unemployment unemployment website. website. website. website. That That That That
States report vaccine shortages and cancel appointments
"Americans against the Corona virus hits a roadblock. CBS's Jim Krystle and increasing number of states are reporting They're running out of the vaccine. Tens of thousands of people who were able to get appointments for a first dose are seeing them canceled. Just half of the 31 million doses distributed nationwide have been administered. Only two million people have received the two doses needed for maximum protection against the virus, according to the CDC.
Biden extends student loan payment freeze
"Sworn in as the nation's 46th president and made a raft of executive actions he was expected to take in his first day on the job is in order to extend through March of freeze on evictions nationwide. As millions of Rangers continue to struggle a bit the pandemic, Biden will apparently also asked the Department of Education to extend a freeze on interest and principal payments. For federal student loans through September. I'm Jim Tesco on
Mitchell scores 28, Jazz beat Pelicans 118-102
"The Utah Jazz ran their win streak to six games with the one eighteen to one or two victory over the New Orleans pelicans Donovan Mitchell led Utah with twenty eight points and seven rebounds as the jazz had twenty one three point shots in the game Rigoberto pulled down eighteen rebounds and scored thirteen points for the jazz blew the game open in the third quarter hitting eight threes and outscored the pelicans thirty six to twenty Zion Williamson led New Orleans a score with thirty two points on fourteen of nineteen shooting from the field I'm Jim Bernard
Mega Millions winning numbers announced for $865 million jackpot
"Tonight's mega Millions. Jackpot is the third largest lottery jackpot in U. S history. And for two bucks you could be saying $850 million estate tonight in the multistate lottery, drawing the most recent drawing we're taking with all six numbers was sold with September 15th the fifth mega millions drawing of 2020 with a jackpot winner. The only larger jackpots are $1.5 billion for the January 13 2016, Powerball drawing and 1.5 billion for the October 23rd 2018 mega millions drawing. Since the game began a 2000 to have been 192 jackpots. Will you be 193 Jim Rope? KBC NEWS
Biden's "historic" nomination of Dr. Rachel Levine for assistant health secretary
"Is the president elect's pick to become the assistant secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services in Washington. Why W suburban barrel chief Jim Millward reports she would be the first openly transgender federal official, if confirmed by the Senate, Dr. Rachel Levin calls her time is Pennsylvania's health secretary in honor. She highlights her work not only during the covert 19 pandemic, but also fighting HIV and hep C addressing the opioid epidemic and raising awareness about LGBT Q equity issues. Being says if she's fortunate enough to be confirmed, she looks forward to serving Pennsylvanians and all Americans is part of the Biden administration. Governor. Wolf says he and everyone in Pennsylvania olivine a debt of gratitude for her leadership. He says he expects to announce a replacement later this week. But Senate Republicans put out a statement from Senator Judy Ward criticizing Levin for how she handled nursing homes at the start of the pandemic. And blaming her for the slow rollout of the vaccine. President elect Joe Biden call's living, deeply experienced and effective, adding he believes she'll bring the steady leadership and expertise to get people through the pandemic. At the suburban bureau Jim Network K Y. W News radio President Trump again
Biden's "historic" nomination of Dr. Rachel Levine for assistant health secretary
"Pennsylvania's health secretary has been tapped by President elect Biden to become the assistant secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services from Warriors came what abuse of our bureau chief Jim Millward. Dr Rachel Levin calls her time is Pennsylvania's health secretary in honor. She highlights our work not only during the covert 19 pandemic, but also fighting HIV and hep C addressing the opioid epidemic and raising awareness about LGBT Q equity issues. Being says if she's fortunate enough to be confirmed, she looks forward to serving Pennsylvanians and all Americans as part of the Biden administration, governor, Wolf says he and everyone in Pennsylvania olivine a debt of gratitude for her leadership. He says he expects to announce a replacement later this week.
Retailers drop My Pillow as CEO promotes false election claims
"Backing away from a very public CEO who continues to question the outcome of the election. My pillow CEO Mike Lyndall says Bed Bath and beyond, and coals are among the retailers that have stopped selling his products. Because of his continued support of conspiracy theories related to President Donald Trump's election loss. Lindell is also facing the threat of a slander lawsuit by Dominion voting systems for his false claims about its machines being quote rigged at the U. S. Presidential election. Jim
National Guardsmen pulled from duty at inauguration over possible extremist ties
"Guard troops have been taken off security duty for Mr Bynes inauguration and around noon correspondent Jim Crow Sula tells us why CBS News has confirmed that two members of the National Guard have been removed from inauguration duty because of possible ties to extremist groups. One had a digital profile that connected him or her with unidentified extremist groups, while the other made comments after arriving in Washington, D C that were reported by soldiers in his or her unit. Five
Retailers drop My Pillow as CEO promotes false election claims
"Started vanishing from store shelves, your CBS's Jim Crow Sula, My Pillow CEO Mike Lendell, says Bed Bath and Beyond, and Coals are among the retailers that have stopped selling his products because of his continued support of conspiracy theories related to President Donald Trump's election loss. Lindell is also facing the threat of a slander lawsuit by Dominion voting systems for his false claims about its machines being quote rigged. The U. S. Presidential election. Jim Krystle, a CBS News Closing numbers on Wall Street today. Dow Up
Retailers drop My Pillow as CEO promotes false election claims
"Harder to to find find a a certain certain pillow pillow on on store store shelves. shelves. My My pillow pillow CEO CEO Mike Mike Lendell Lendell says, says, Bed Bed Bath Bath and and Beyond, Beyond, and and coals coals are are among among the the retailers retailers that that have have stopped stopped selling selling his his products products because of his continued support of conspiracy theories related to President Donald Trump's election loss. Lindell is also facing the threat of a slander lawsuit by Dominion voting systems for his false claims about its machines being quote rigged. The U. S. Presidential election. Jim Krystle, a CBS News
Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes in concussion protocol, suffered tweaked nerve per report
"Years. Jim's Okey Panthers General Andrew Marty Hurney reportedly is the front runner to become the GM with the Washington football team. After meeting with officials yesterday, Baltimore Ravens are releasing running back Mark Ingram, Kansas City Chiefs Star quarterback Patrick Mahomes report We had is an injured nerve in his neck, not in concussion protocol, his status for Sunday's NFC title game versus the Buffalo bill
Biden’s Inauguration Speech to Emphasize American Unity
"Many said it was dark and foreboding. CBS is we just Jang's Has Joe Biden's inaugural address is expected to be different. CBS News has learned. Mr Biden will use his inaugural address to directly appeal to Trump supporters as part of a push for unity. He is the president for all of America, and he's going to govern that way. Louisiana Congressman Cedric Richmond will serve as a
"jim a" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Know about that you devil. I saw it in your. I knew you had something great. You are a treasure. I would i. I wouldn't change a single thing. I think everything you said is is just right on an important part in having a thoughtful human experience so i think it's very valuable and wonderful. Thanks for that is. Is that wrapping up. I gotta get back onto the died. Yeah i believe so. I have one final question just because we do talk about the meaning of life and it gets too heavy so we always close with this question. If it's okay all right. I'm ready give during is time in your life. You laughed the hardest. Our My pain in my pain only a few weeks ago and it was on mushrooms mushrooms. Really mike you laugh and it was and it was me and my friends sitting around eight. Like gumy's like the little tiny Dots those ones. You get cinema and trying to prove that we could all know what flavor was which we are on a map of matinee musher and the mushrooms doing all the heavy lifting. I love that. I played that game with skittles where you're once. Once we ran out of dots we kept on chasing those laughs and then we author at a beggar. Nibs bruce too. Yeah that's so fun. I'm so glad that you've had that experience. I haven't done mushrooms in a long time. That makes me jealous. Whenever you want man we'll think how would be great. I would love that and in the middle. I'll be like it's just a metaphor jim. Okay thank you so much. The podcast is called. I don't know about that. Well i don't know about that. And the new show is going to be called jeffries on. Nbc people especially golden tolerant. And that's all down on. It was a pleasure talking to you. You say the catchphrase. The guesses the catchphrase. That's how we end the catchphrases keep it crispy and that'll be a gabe crispy. That'll be it. Thank you so much. Jim be well loved to you and your family love. You might say. Safety stated chris crispy..
"jim a" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"The king of i eight. Tv shows that get well received and that get cancelled me to. We have to sign things we did it. You did a late night. Show that received got cancer you every show about being a comedian and your family your show and so now. I want to do the baldy camera. One really like it not to get cancelled. I'll be happy if it's well received that's so that's so funny. I'm also in the exact same position. Jim where i'm like. I want the next thing. I do to be true to my voice and i really love it to to find an audience to find some sort of footing it because my my like legit has a fan by some people right to me all the time and the jim. Jeffrey did well but i was jim. Jefferies on comedy central. I was on a sinking ship. Man that kony central is netted. Cancel torpoint own. They've canceled drunk history. Cancel everything all they are. Now it is is the daily show and southbound. That's that's comedy channel is show right now bring out a crank yankers or whatever like that but nothing that stays on for a long amount of time. Yeah it actually makes me sad because comedy central was so good to me especially in my early years. I know they were good to you too. Great to me. I am growing comedy. Central comedy central issue sad to sort of see the demise of in it i think that that channel sorta got killed by youtube clips. You can watch three minute. Bursts stop people. Stop watching the extra life relate to that. If i remember correctly is that youtube started happening. And instead of sort of Surrendering to that and starting to monetize their youtube channel and being like. Here's all our shit on youtube. I think they tried to do an app. In a subscription they tried to they tried to sheer the sheep in a different way. When really the move. I think was killed a sheep. And just be like just eat the car casts just watching that but you can eat the carcass. I remember would legit and now that all of ethics charges are on full alert. But when i was on the jaguars like we please put season one on netflix. Before two comes out you can see it and then they can get up the like it. And then they'll tune into your and they'll and i remember it was like why should they get it. Why should i get the prophet of we'll profit. Eventually i understand where he was coming from. And i was like. But that's what i'm going to brighton. Bed lower was watching breaking bad. It was on netflix. And then we all turned into a. And i've always envied mullany mike. Comedy central special is not on netflix. I'd still like it to be sort of odd. Leave my first. Our special is one of the more ones. i hope. That doesn't mean i've gotten worse. Sir martin is my second one economically really save on youtube holocaust. An-and shari time for like two weeks and then differ so mullany somehow negotiated to get comedy central back when it was hard to do this to put his special. I think or his agents did on netflix. And that made a huge because of you were in early netflix comedian. You know what i mean like. If you were one of the fifteen. I one right a minute. Wait a minute. May harvard ours. In the first five were bought specials the first five original specialist down. I'll tell you the first part original specials way it was may bill. Burr chelsea peretti chelsea handler. Bill cosby really. There's a bill cosby netflix. That is filmed that no one has ever seen people saying it but like no one officially ever seen. What if i was like. What if i was like. Why haven't been in the loop at all. That's that's the thing it's probably pretty good. But it's never ed because we're going to air it was and so i i like the whole gun control thing and don't think my special did very well initially and then you know a few school massacres lighter and then people started watching it. You know. it's a terrible way to get popular. It's it's That's sort of what happened today. But yeah i. They bought fine. They bought five. I think ours. The lowest paid out of the fog. Probably i don't know maybe who gives it now. A snapped the balmy. And and i remember them going on netflix getting into the original standup specials right that they're going to stop the extent of specialists and they're going to your arm and thinking but swore maybe. Hbo digging netflix fucking shit when it comes to specials. Yeah i don't know if it's i can't speak to it. It seems to be more crowded market. I remember when like tom. Suguira an alley wong that seemed to be like a really sweet spot. I'm not saying it's not still sweet. But there was a time when i saw thompson says face more than my own face in the mirror because every time i went on netflix it was like i watch his new one watches. New one watches one. I like netflix. Because i don't watch that much stand up but which with my friends. And i don't want to be too influenced by watching. Other people have joint pain or anything like that so i try not to watch much santa and and And else my kid watch. Tbn netflix and my government went to so much tv on netflix. Every time one of my specials comes out. I never show up at my age and then when i click on it it says it gives a like a sixty percent match like netflix. Thinks that are wet. And joyce and you know what they're right. I don't really care for this. I always wanted to get the writings up by one one. Click sorry ted my special on and then. I got the wraps and do some grocery shopping. And i was gonna say you can't turn it off when i watch eurovision is said to val. I said i'm voting with my remote. And i turned it off because i thought the exposition. It might get funnier later. But i couldn't handle sometimes. These modern movies have such a bones exposition. Where they're just like they're musicians. Their father doesn't approve like it's like tripping over itself to not enjoying the process of storytelling. It's just going. We need to get it wrong. You're wrong you're gonna watch that baby again. That's five movie. I i'm gonna watch it one day when i'm really said i watch sandler's murder mystery on netflix and i thought it was phenomenal. I realized i was joel. Santa's films they come at you wonder why sandler's movies do sorry well in netflix's and he got the biggest deal ever let those stuff. It's very very simple right when you've got a family and you sitting in front of the tv and you got what should be watching. The kid wants to watch controls to right and the gopher and wants to watch time romantic fucking thing and i wanna watch some documentary about the second world war and and then we all i you and then in the end we all right adam sandler movie we will go yes it just pleases everyone to the right amount of level where we're all.
"jim a" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Now. I actually that contract when i was about was thinking. You didn't dream big enough. I don't know you know that story jim carey. When his father passed he put a check for a million dollars in his pocket video here. That was like ten million or something. I really so i have issues with jim. Carey in each speeches are heavy with them. Why would imagine you would. I mean you're fairly outspoken. In your atheism. Jim is completely on the other side right. Whereas now it's not religion but it's it's the every time there's a comp- that commencement speech he does and everybody in comedy who has never made it parsh- that fucking speech and lies farther would have been a great comedian but he just didn't have the gusto to do it and then he lost the job and i realize you can lose your job doing something you hate. Why not do something you love. And it's like first of all jim your extraordinarily talented extra like like a once in a lifetime talent like with the vices. And all that stuff. We've never never really jerry. Lewis is the only thing that's close we've never really locking. He's one of the con- be a fan of these but you have to admit he's one of the car right right and so you and late proforma wants to stand in front of people who shit fucking performing and tell them that they should befall because you've made billions of dollars is the most misleading fucking thing and will destructive thing. You can do in society. That can't going for years past longer than they should. This is all commencement speeches. I give everything's threes and it's not progressing. Quit and try something new like that's pretty good. That's you should give that commencement speech. Jim no shit like we talk about this on the podcast a lot. Where forgive me for quoting myself. It's the most you can do. But i say follow the dream. That's also following you. Meaning if it's not if it's not there. Your talents probably lie elsewhere but because our culture values famous people rich people funny people. Everyone kinda gets in that line when you might be a brilliant wood. Carver you might be a brilliant architect like maybe it's not this. Maybe it's also oeser this whole never give up. Never i never like.
"jim a" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"But anyway in the same room with us and then Doctor kevorkian would leave. Had getting his fan and it goes take people to the other side and then We'd move on. And then we do the ads and that would be the show but now because of quarantine and zoom and everybody being in different locations. It's gotten very complicated. has it not sonal. It has like right now. We're at largo. Which is where you shoot your show right largo theater in west hollywood right and it's not the ideal setting because it's the opposite of soundproof. It is a building with paper thin walls on the boulevard. I swear to god you hear everything you hear everything. We have to keep waiting while if a butterfly passes outside the studio we have story. We have to stop and then go again. 'cause the butterflies always crashing into trash cans in the alley and knocking them over. It's just a very loud and and you know jim. Parsons is coming to us from. I don't even know where he's coming to us from new york. Yeah in new so jim. Parsons is in new york. We're in an abandoned theater on lafayette boulevard with paper. Thin walls just massive holes in the walls. People leaning in bystanders construction project people can just lean in and look at what the crane is doing. And you're in a separate room right sonal. See you're on stage right now right now. I am in one of the dressing rooms. And i think i'm being quieter than usual because i'm worried. If i speak loudly you will hear me from the dressing room. That would be a problem for the engineers and matt gory. Of course you are at home right. Yeah yes in pasadena. So you're comfortable anyway. You didn't have to move. He's comfortable that's true. Yeah trust me. It's always clear who puts this thing together. Matt says well. I think i'll be at home and then conan. Why don't you go to the fire trap on las vegas. I'm no dummy and now you're not you're not at all no one ever said you were a dummy but it's been very. It's very complicated. I'm not complaining. We have to like no wait a minute. You are planning planning your plan complaining especially. I shouldn't be complaining because we're lucky. We're lucky everybody's doing a good job making this thing work. And it's been difficult because there's a pandemic and everybody's using the internet everybody's zooming everybody right. Now so the traffic's heavy those other teams i think ours zooms should take precedence over other. I wish there was a way that zoom could tell like Okay these people are having a meeting to decide what the new font on their brochures should be way. I we send said. Conan o'brien needs a friend is using this line. Let's shut everything else down. You're talking about like a one percenter zoom or like four seasons. Yes i wanna. I wanna exactly. I want the exact. This is the worst time to introduce this idea one. Yes it's called the elitist zoom. I wanna be in a special elitist zoom where even if medical professionals are trying to have a contest on how to say see. I'm doing a podcast. They all get the cdc's like we may have a cure. Really what is it. Well if you take and all the sudden everything gets scrambled. I'm talking to another armenian hero. Car dashiell come on those are the armenian heroes. The kardashians share and doctor kevorkian k. I can't even argue with you because yogurt and now i'm obsessed you. Hey that's nice. Yeah working of comedy okay. No but anyway. I am not complaining and i. I'm kidding of course when i say that we should have special preferential treatment on our zooms and On our broad then now he's not now these moments of perspective last for about thirty seconds. You can tell. I don't really feel them when i know but but really we're like everyone else and humbly submit no. That's i think this podcast is saving lives. Oh what just heard. I probably didn't bleed over. But i just heard a It sounded like a a motorcycle. Yeah i heard that too made of garbage can lead sir. Go by outside on the street and i got distracted. That's where we're doing the show. We will get back to normal times. I know we will. My prediction is the election will happen tomorrow and america will instantly return to normal. Jeez hi i'm an idiot. Welcome to conan. O'brien says things that are not true. Okay well we need to get to it today. We have a terrific guest. He is of course. Say four time emmy award winning actor. And i'd say of course because i look at this man and i think i bet you he's got four emmy awards and guess what i'm always right. He's he played Sheldon cooper on the hit. Cbs series the big bang theory. Now you can see him in the net flicks movie the boys in the band and very excited to talk to him today. He's a scholar and a gentleman. Jim parsons welcome jim. Sometimes i get to talk to a guest for.
"jim a" Discussed on Bedtime History: Inspirational Stories for Kids
"On the show his muppets would be characters who lived in the neighborhood of Sesame Street interacted with the human characters. The show was meant to teach children. In count as well as show children, how to share, take and get along. One thing that kids loved was the variety of the muppets each character was unique and represented a different type of personality. There was big bird, the foot tall yellow bird who's innocent and curious like. Oscar the grouch, the monster that lives in the trash can and shows that it's okay to be grouchy sometimes or have a different opinion. then. There's elmo, the enthusiastic monster who loves to have fun and discover new things. Than Burden Ernie Unlikely Best Friends who are completely opposite in just about every way burt love's oatmeal and pigeons all Ernie loves taking baths with as rubber ducky and playing jokes on burt. Then there's count Von Count, the number obsessed vampire cookie monster. He'll do anything for his favorite food cookies. It was a huge success and the characters from the sesame street are loved by many people who grew up with them. If you haven't seen sesame street, ask your parents because I'll bet they have. Jim? Henson. Designed the puppets but also move them around and perform them these puppets included Ralph the dog Ernie Dorf, the Swedish Chef Guy Smiley Dr Teeth Captain Vegetable. Many more. To reach more audiences and bring his stories and characters to all kinds of people, kids, and adults. Jim Henson, created more muppets and new shows for them to. Be Stars. In. The muppet show is a variety show consisting of many kinds of muppets and a weekly guest star working together to put on a show for television audience. With colorful characters like Miss Piggy. Fosse, the bear animal guns, Oh, scooter and Kermit the frog and superstar guest hosts like Julie Andrews Elton John, Vincent Price, and Steve Martin. There is something on the muppet show for everyone. Although much of the show is chaos it showed people everywhere that inspite of chaos and our differences. The most important thing is to focus on being together and having fun. The muppets went on to star in feature films like the muppet movie, the Great Muppet Caper and the Muppets take Manhattan Jim also created the Henson Foundation to teach puppetry and improve the art design puppetry in the.
"jim a" Discussed on Bedtime History: Inspirational Stories for Kids
"Today's episode is about a boy named Jim Henson whose life was changed when his family got their first TV. He saw those shows the actors on them and the stories they told and decided that he wanted to be on television himself someday. Jim Henson was born in September nineteen, thirty, six in Mississippi. His family love jokes and laughing Jim spent a lot of time with his grandparents who helped him create amazing art projects. He also loved to go to the theater and watch movies and especially loved Westerns and movies that took place in far off places. He and his friends would spend their playtime dressing up and acting out the movies they saw using homemade props and they're big imaginations. Jim also grew up listening to radio broadcasts shows and his favourite performer was Edgar Bergen Ventriloquist of entr. ill-equipped is someone who can talk without moving his lips or mouth. Jim saw this and thought it was amazing. Later his family moved in Maryland and they purchased their first. TV when Jim was just thirteen years old jim watched a show called Kuka friend and. which featured puppet performers he loved the way. The puppets appeared to be real creatures that people could laugh with share stories with and be friends with. The puppets were alive in a way and that was magical. Jim Dreamed about being on television himself. As soon as Jim turned sixteen, he started looking for a job in television with all the local stations. Sadly, they all said No. This was hard for Jim. He didn't give up. He later heard that one of the stations was looking for a puppeteer. So checked out some books on puppetry built some puppets and applied for the job. He got the job building puppets for a Saturday morning. Children's program called the morning show with hard work practice and determination he was accomplishing his goal. Jim Henson. Went to college at the University of Maryland College Park in college took a puppetry class and produced a puppet show called Salmon friends for W RC TV. The puppets in the show or early versions of what would later become the muppets including a prototype or version of kermit the. FROG. Jim worked on the show he invented new puppetry and filming methods that are still in use today such as allowing the puppeteer to work off camera by using the frame defined by the camera shot. At this time, most puppets were made from wood and we're not very expensive. Instead Jim used fabric covered foam rubber to give his puppets greater ability to express emotion. Instead of strings he is rods to manipulate the puppets also increase the range of expression of the puppets. While Jim was working on the salmon friends show he met and worked with Jane Neville another student at the university they would later begin dating eventually got married in Nineteen fifty-nine. The success of Salmon Friends led the Henson's puppets appearing on talk shows like the Steve Allen show the Jackpot program and the Ed Sullivan Show. These are similar to Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy. Kimmel, shows in our day. Henson's puppets also became famous when they were used in TV commercials such as the Wilkin Coffee Company commercial in Washington DC. In nineteen sixty, nine Jim was asked to join the team working on a new children's program called.
"jim a" Discussed on Le Batard and Friends - South Beach Sessions
"Hello and welcome to South Beach Sessions. I am an old person I am over fifty, and so this name is coming out of the past Jim Belushi. If you do not know the Belushi name brother obviously helped invent Saturday night live made it very popular. He lost him very publicly and Jim Belushi was given a career by his brother, and now he is basically a marijuana farmer. He is televising his marijuana farming growing Baluchi is on the discovery channel and I want to talk here to interesting people about interesting things. No matter who they are, what age they are or where they're from this marijuana business seems like a real interesting Goldrush and his life has been interesting. So we're GONNA talk to Jim Belushi about that show marijuana farming and also in the middle of. This, what's going to happen is you're going to hear if you have no interest in Jim Belushi or the Baluchis you need to stick around for is in the middle of this, there is a moment where Mike, Ryan starts wandering around just shaking his fist triumphantly because he is happy that the grief eater can make an appearance he's making fun of me and I am celebrating. With him and during grief eating moment I punched the microphone and you will hear that you should just listen to that point. Even if you're not interested in anything else here, you should just listen to how awkwardly I punched the microphone accidentally because Mike is Celebrating my grief eating and I am mortified and flailing out but in my regrets actually because he was talking about some pretty. Awful of you, but at least people can laugh a little bit before we get to the end of this because we cover some serious go but I enjoyed talking to Jim Belushi. So here he is. Jim, how did you get into the marijuana business? It seems very competitive these days it seems like a lot of people are trying to make some of that marijuana money. Well we we'd like to refer to it as cannabis by the way it there was a gold rush into the recreational expansion legalization of cannabis. that's for sure and I kinda got into that because I have this farm in Oregon Ninety three acres and I know what the grow and it was legal in Oregon. And I went well the new agriculture. And so I started growing from forty eight plants and now I'm up to you know. These. Eight hundred points. How difficult is it like what what has happened that you didn't expect I imagine that that's part of what the show coverage, right? It's farming. I I'm an actor I. Say other people's lives right now I'm going other people's plants Farming I mean I have done a study. I look I'm a little different than the other people are they're licensing their names to make money? I'm a farmer agriculturists that this point? I've got my metaphor cold bachelor degree on this TV show growing Belushi is basically my master's thesis. is about farming. It's about growing an atmosphere marijuana and all the challenges that we run into the main challenge is what most farmers fight. Go, first..
"jim a" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"Anyway your your memoir memoirs and misinformation which you co wrote. Wait you worked on it with this Guy Dana Vashon? Writer. Wonderful. What's fascinating about this is anyone thinks a celebrity. Memoir they all think the same thing and this is because it's coming from you. It's not what anyone that's actually what I might expect but a lot of this is not a Jim Carrey memoir that anyone would expect in the normal sense and why find amazing is that you must have been working on this for a long time. The writing I think is is really Quite good and there's a lot of really funny and dark stuff in here. But you're basically writing about the end of the world and it comes out during Cova. So I feel like you knew something that we didn't know. Well, it's it's amazing when we started working on this thing, it was it was like an eight year conversation that turned into a couple years of intensive. Creative work and we put our hearts and souls into. Yeah. It was. It was amazing as the time got nearer to releasing the book that we started noticing all these incredibly kind of weirdly. Prophetic things that are happening and suddenly there is a riot on Rodeo drive and there is yes all of these guys that are happening and and not to mention I think as as a writer when you when you light yourself actually. Write down and and home what's coming rather than what you think. They might like you know there's there's some weird clairvoyance thing that happens when you open yourself up to the universe it knows better than you do what's about to happen what I found to be really crazy is that first of all I, love this device I'll call it call it a device but US real celebrities in the book so Jim Carey. Here's what an oxymoron that. I'm is just as real as anyone. But you know what I love is that first of all I've I've we've known each other for a quite a long time been to your house a bunch of time. So it's odd because you're describing Jim Carey who? Missing to man and I'm a little bit worried about I wanNA talk to you. What am I goes is not accounted for. Really, very you know what I found is very hard to sell a Jim Carey Golden Globe very hard thing to sell people are very worried about getting kind you have to change its drew. chiseled out the gym and I tried to I tried to write in drew with a sharpie but. A lot of the a lot of the people were suspicious. But I've been to your house and it's funny because when you're writing about Jim Carey at home, it's very funny and surreal but there are also elements that I think. I've been there and I feel like, yes. This is kind of a depiction of you at home, but it's also not you've stretched it out in. It's insane and you have this very powerful electric fence and you have these dogs that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars that are trained to show you affection and love me. You can't get anywhere. At this point. This but one of the things I really loved is that you have your name dropping name checking people left and right and you're hanging out with them and it's hilarious because you the Jim Carrey. In the book has this incredibly insane relationship with Nicholas Cage. And Kelsey grandma always from reality. It really isn't. Apparently one you created dinosaurs go for a million dollars. Stretched their. Stretch. Yeah. You being one of the greater most. Most incredible eccentric characters living among us and and always always fun to have around and to to exchange creative ideas with. So we've had a thing going for a Lotta years. We have this thing called the Ob Dobie award that we had back and forth between just the two of us. A lot of tension about who's going to get it is a big tense moment and someone's announced. But yeah, that's a fun part of this. It's like. You got to do a book on Persona and a transcending persona you have to use some percents. Ultimate yes. Is Hollywood I loved I was laughing out loud is one of the things I wrote about as I laughing out loud a you Kelsey grammer keeps appearing in the book and we all know Chelsea's manner and his way of speaking and this he's that way in real life as well. So he keeps showing up in the book and there are moments where people are saying Kelsey fucking. There's a there's like a girl, Hussein Kelsey please and he keeps interrupting. Yes. Yes. Yes. Cross dot. Kelsey. Does this wonderful thing that I've loved for years his his his palm his. Befuddled arrogance and you know whatever it is that he does is just amazing. So he was the perfect character to cast in that part of the guy that's such an dedicated Essien that he loves the sound of his own voice and he needs to express himself he because he needs to hear himself he needs. You know which is true of a lot of us. There's a lot of different characters and and I'm starting starting to trickle in. Now the reactions and things nick cage loves it gave him all the best line so I never. Really, happy because they couldn't really hurt if he didn't like it have you heard from Kelsey not yet not yet Joan Dangerfield. emailed. Me and was futilely complimentary about it and loved how I handled Rodney in our relationship going forward and everything and and said, she had a ton of quotes in her mind and but those are the people I kind of. A little closer to, and then I got a lovely email from Anthony. Hopkins that he's He's great in the book to. Amazing character and we give him the sad romantic background and all of these wonderful dramatic things that you know I wondered if he would go like. Really ready to be asked if you. Never asked I never asked always beg forgiveness later that. He actually emailed me after he wrote it he was thrilled to get it, and then I was biting my nails and he emailed me a two days ago and said that he was just so happy happy to be a part of such a wild wild ride and that we broke all the rules in a reminded of a him James Joyce and you know for me. That's that that that makes my heart..
"jim a" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"It's always my excuse for this bullshit. Didn't cost you anything. So. What's the problem? Anyway I think we can waste a of time today because we have an incredible guests on the show Yep. My guest course one of the funniest actors and Comedians of all time you can look it up. That's just a fact you know him from such movies as the mask dumb and dumber the Truman Show Ace Ventura pet detective eternal sunshine of the spotless mind just to name a few. Now he's authored the New York Times bestselling book memoirs and Miss, Information? Fascinating quasi memoir I am thrilled he is with us today before I introduce him I want to mention one quick thing because we all know him talking about Jim Carey Jim. Carey of course is unlike any Other Person, I've interviewed on the podcasts so far he is a force of nature. So there may be some audio hits and glitches here and there why you asked because at one point in the interview Jim picks up the microphone for the speaker and pace it over his I'd to turn himself into higher it I. Think He is a whirling dervish. So He's not wearing a headphones because that would literally be putting him on a leash and So you might hear some strange sounds sometimes the audio may be degraded. This is what happens when you try record. A creative regain. I've had the same problem sometimes. Anyway made it about me at the end even when I'm talking to Jim Carey that's pretty hard to do. Anyway throw these here. Jim Carrey. It's the craziest experience. 'cause we're doing this over zoom. You are not in the room with me because of this virus that I just heard about but you're in the room with me you know how how? Look at. This letter from Conan O'Brien? Writes Letters, Ladies and gentlemen. I wrote a letter and you framed it. I framed it but here's the crazy thing. It's covert, right? So do all my own framing. So check out the engineered it's really I. Think you can see, but it's really uneven in horrible. That's all consumers are going to be in the house now on hit looks terrible. It was funny. What did you think of that? Wouldn't it be pompous if I had sent you that letter already framed like my assumption was that it would mean that much to you and if that's the way whenever I sent anybody a letter because it was coming from me I sent, it framed with your hair in it. I ask you how you're really doing. Fine Shit Thought Okay Bullshit aside I'm doing fairly well I've like all of us had ups and downs wondering what? Hope for. Narrate what Jim's doing. Jim is now peering into the Lens into his camera and he's holding what looks like an eye patch over one high. And it's so clearly the bullshits over you really wanted an honest emotional answer. Because you went, right? No, no eminent deep depression Jim and Yeah Oh yeah. No you're going to kid around now. You're GONNA make more. I'm sorry I'm sorry. This is when you tell me of cancer. I am yeah. You would give it about thirty seconds and he'd be like. Yeah. Easy cancers. Cancers. Extra treat you don't have done I've grown my pompadour out so that now it's a giant. If you can see, it's just a mop. That's falling over my face. His, in game. One of the wonders of the world I like walking behind the waterfall myself just on your eyebrows. It's a famous scene last of the MOHICANS, were they're hiding behind a waterfall. You seem well, I'm doing fine. Okay. You know I'm doing alright. Yeah we're hanging in there. We're we're part of something that's bigger than us. There's bad bruiser up top who wants to make a name for himself. So what you're talking about, I don't know either I don't know either forgotten the name. Of General Electric Suppose is just a response now. President. President. Perch. The. Outrage. When did you get your American citizenship? When did you become an American citizens was it just in time for trump? Is this a nice thing? Have they got? Your door's going to ring in about half an hour. Jobs that Americans aren't willing to. We hadn't had a really good leading man in comedy until you came because. No one wanted to do comedy is Shit Job. Yeah everyone just wanted to look good and then you said I'll do it. That's right and then we Vilnai's demonize you for coming from the north foil taking his so tatum Narcan. So worth it you know why? Why? Couldn't think of anything. I got a lot to talk about there's a lot to cover here and First of all I wanNA take you down a couple of notches because you've been getting away with murder way too long in my hand. No seriously we gotta, bring you down. This cast is about that's what is all about this podcast is called rip you a new one. WINCO Brian with. A, very bad publicist because no one else does it and then you were like I'll do it. Off Your Alley. You find this to be very eerie you wrote. A book that I really enjoyed, and that's why I wrote the letter this is framed and hangs behind you on the wall something you affixed to the wall seconds before this podcast. He was in a toilet..
"jim a" Discussed on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
"Well gum Monica Badmann armchair expert HYDAC shoppers. Have you have you today we have a very very Funny and Smart Guest on Jim Jefferies yes he's from Lucifer's country that's right Stralia he is and he's switch has been seen by I dunno billion people yeah it's so clever in wonderful on either side of the debate and I was not here for this episode you were oh you went to Atlanta Georgia Michigan Georgia yes you went to a wedding I did so I miss this but I got to hear it did you enjoy he also had his own show called legit currently has a show called the Jim Jeffrey show that is on comedy central currently it's on Tuesdays it's terrific it's a little bit political it's a lot of bit funny and I think you'll enjoy it so please enjoy Jim Jeffries we are supported Mike Quip my favorite toothbrush Monica it's so elegant and yet effective very sleek the design is off the charts now what actually made it's a better toothbrush if.
"jim a" Discussed on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
"I get the whole thing but at the same time no go on vacation swimming pool so well you know it is interesting because because there are people jim view lost thirty pounds you lose wrecked. Its new act every while so it's but I think there is this you craft a persona craft a persona and you will it's point of view and the reality is people change their point of view. I'm not saying that you'RE GONNA go back to drinking. I'm saying that you're going to evolve you. In ten years might have different opinions and which goes back to from my point that this arrogance that humans think that we have it all figured out when our views evolve hopefully yeah chain yeah as himself. It's not necessarily for better or worse. It's just different but but do you feel like whereas a normal person never has to contemplate whether or not their audience is going to join them on this evolution. You would be irresponsible not to wonder Is this new direction I'm going in. I'M GONNA alienate. Here's the thing what makes your friendship or your relationship with your wife so dynamic. It's that you're challenging each other. There's there's still some mystery. There's some surprise there's and the her approval of me is not a foregone conclusion devalue that by the way it's probably harder to acquire yeah and so the thing about stand up the comedian with the audience. It's you have to challenge them like I have a friend todd glass who occasionally will open for me and he's like you're always purifying your audience like you'll elsa out. You'll have a joke in there. That will say hey. This is who I am. I think that we live in this age of this exhibitionist voyeuristic era where you have to reveal something which by the way is why podcasts are so popular is because people are revealing things in blur funny. Authenticity Tissot is so cherished so but my point with the stand up is that you have to challenge like the great friends who have they will challenge and you and they'll say d really believe that you know that's bullshit tax hit. You don't really believe that and you might go fuck you but then you're like you know what yeah maybe you're right so oh like having you know on my seven special or touring into city like Atlantic City for the thirteenth year in a row. Oh with new material is that that audience knows that I'm GonNa be funny. There's also an expectation that I'm going to surprise them. A little uh-huh. Maybe I'M NOT GONNA. I'm not GONNA do magic tricks but I'm going to talk with. You and I'm GonNa talk about something that makes them uncomfortable but maybe opens up a little bit yeah now. It sounds like I'm over promising just saying like you have to evolve. I think the best example of it is stern. It's like if you compare the show today to twenty five years. You can't even compare the two and I think so many people argue with about stern. They're arguing from when he was entre stroh radio the last time they heard them twenty years ago. We don't like that Guy Right. He threw Baloney girls asses and I'm like I can't defend that but it's it's been a long time through Baloney. It's the way it's an he's also somebody that has a teflon ability like if you lined up his crimes uh-huh oh sure sure sure I tell you what the whole thing is. We're just really I think drawn to hypocrisy so he's never purported to be some pillar of morality eighty. We're not tearing the rogue off of him. You know what I'm saying. It's like he's owned his his shadiness in a way that there's no story there well. I think there that might be true but I think that there's an additional teflon ability that if things don't stick to him they are things. Don't stick to him and it's a a very unique person. I'm not complimenting it or criticizing it. I'm just saying you're away with murder. Oh sure you're and other people they're like look at that Shirt Day war. I are Never GonNa forget absolutely okay so you have a bunch of stuff coming me now. You've been a very busy beaver. Yes you have a movie on August second called them that follow. I was right to guess that it's a little bit dark ark. It's darn it's it's about a religious call. It's a pentecostal snake healing church in Appalachia APPALACHIA. I'm going to mispronounce it high and I play the husband of Olivia. Colman career seems to be going all right and Walton. Walton is done at playing the minister and so it's a pretty soon amazing castle. There's so many amazing people in that comes out in L. A. On August second can't National August ninth and then August sixteenth is Amazon. You have a comedy special and it's their first comedy special versus comedy special. It's called quality time quality time okay now now. The big thing is American Dreamer on September twentieth. Yes it's the movie that I want directors and producers to see if they can go. Oh Wow he can act yes yes. That is what I want to happen. Who Do you play in that? I play a rideshare driver in Norfolk Virginia who is kind of down on his luck and who ends up driving around around a drug dealer. Some people are rideshare drivers. It's kind of like a side hustle or whatever and then there's some rideshare drivers that are crazy so so I'm more of the latter okay. I'm this Guy Cam so it is it's a it's a larger look at entitlement when in late entitlement and stuff like that and so there's a lot of heavy heavy stuff that happens in it. That's one of the topics I'm most fascinated by yeah. It's the white male entitlement. It's really interesting because playing this guy you know I I mean acting particularly where you're playing this character later that is so complex and you sit there and go. I want people on board for the first twenty minutes and then I want to plant the seed. It's in the script but you WANNA plan to see wait a minute. Maybe this should I be rooting for this guy and then the last act you're like. I can't believe I ever liked this guy. You know the driving force of this character actor is he can't believe he has to deal with this stuff right which is just that encompasses entitlement yeah well. If you grow grow up hearing your whole life you could be president in you. You know there's some kind of expectation yeah that when not met its skies can't even understand it incomprehensible yeah. I'm not supposed to be in by the way it's in you know it's weird also portraying someone like this. You have have to not have any doubts about his decision making process so it's so fun to shoot it and then you get done in someone's it's like I can't believe your character did that. In your mind you're going. That's only could do really start defending. Were so like I'm so crazy. I'm like what's wrong with that. Yes you end up. Defending this insane behavior will in order to play this as well worn. Everyone knows but yeah to play a serial the real killer successfully you can't be in judgment of the serious issue dimensional yeah. No serial killer thinks they're a bad guy. They think they're they're a great guy. Look when I read it. I was like this is a an amazing opportunity because no one's GonNa think that I'm going to go there right one it screened at the La Film Festival. What's it like see people kind of like just kind of like physically turning like why would you do that right you know what I mean and then also horrendous things happening and then he just Kinda goes on because by the way that's what happens in life? Life is what happens in life is horrible things happen and the world continues to Spin Will Jim. We're going to see all the things we're going to see them that follow. WE'RE GONNA watch quality time on Amazon and then we're going to go to movie theater need some popcorn on September twentieth and watch American Dreamer. We're going to support you your loveable kind person thank you I recommend anyone who's planning a Trans American flight from. La to New York you're not you can't find a better servcie partner thing so we held hands during before during the turbulence and then I will say I told Jim that I would be capable of landing the plane and he did not feel any safer than you do. When I offer well Jim thanks thanks for comment you for having me and here's where like the The podcast music comes in the desert songs. We played the Bird Dance Birdsong meals all right. I love you Jim..
"jim a" Discussed on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
"Movie American Dreamer so please laugh again with Jim Gaffe again before you commence all the laughing. I do want to announce that armchair experts going on the road again. We're going to have a live show from Nashville on Saturday November second at Andrew Jackson. Hall you know Andrew Jackson Monica. You've met him remain. Our good got friends. I think there's a rumor about him that he had a huge wheel of cheese installed at the White House so that when people came to tour they could have yeah. Maybe can fact check that. I love cheese yeah. Apparently it was an enormous wheel of cheese anyways. That's neither here nor.
"jim a" Discussed on The Corp
"Barry was the guy who you know he was. The first guy who said the Federal Reserve was was up. It was going all wrong and I used that Africa's Barry was saying things are getting too expensive businesses slowing down. You have guys on who tell the truth and it's remarkable doctors who like I don't wanNA open heart surgery but if I had to write what what's the balance though you're talking about people's money you see your talking about the people's money and you're giving people tips. What's the balance between entertainment in serious talk because the way I feel like I'm a big gambler right and not don't it was says I can't Campbell of course but you are kind of like you know how we do a show called Barstool sports visors where it's about hamming it up up in having fun in probably a little less about the picks. You obviously are a lot about the picks that information so what's that balance like well look. I think if I don't entertain the people watch the stocks can be inherently boring so we have to work in a lot of jokes that work in a lot of cultural references because Google you can work in Shakespeare beautiful you one you can work in anything baseball anything football the have to so. I would say that obviously the entertainment is probably about twenty five percent because because we got to get people in one of the reasons why I think we've been successful as we recognize we have to entertain. It is a joy to entertain. You get a lot of callers because Eh Sunshine Yo but you know I pal people. That's what they a stream. You're an ice cream chocolate. Oh Hey one time they gave me strawberry. I had the run every time I say. This is strawberry right to the next thing strawberry so it's like you have a bad stock is strawberry right run for galaxy ice cream to know people people now think people used to get you sell them Schmitz. everyone wanted wanted. Schlitt right here like Milwaukee famous right walk. He looks like he take Milwaukee Schlitz Very Jim. who was did you think of a mentor the you had and what lessons did you learn from that mentor? It's my dad. My Dad was all about honesty rigor toughness. My father always wanted wanted me to be the toughest guy. He said you know I know you're not the biggest guy but be the toughest guy and be honest and forthright and I love that because it's true north you never go wrong on whether to do for a living. He sold boxes and bags dealers. Oh man he had a big month in October when he died at ninety two and November turns out he had a big breath in October. I didn't know that the irs came after me sold a lot of box at a lot of bags that the mother before he passed and not yet a huge working all October. I mean like I'm still you know this coun- mm commission. Did you throw away the receipts as pop had a big October but died November right but he had a good good October baseball. Yeah yes ask Mister October. So do you think you'll work to the day like he did. I sure hope so yeah. I sure hope so. There's no slowing down. No no speedup beat up now. It's time of it here everyone else in my my high school classes retiring i. This is the time to really go full throttle right right. Who would you say the three or four or five. Just you know the berries of the world they think are absolute. rockstars investing space in investing space okay so we're going to say is getting Lynch Ran Magellan. He's he was unbelievable. He taught all of us and one on Wall Street is still the best single book ever. What's it called one up on Wall Street. I mean it. It's just a pure joy book i-mode I love it. I like Byron Wean who works at Blackstone own and he's got a tremendous view. is another older gentleman really good. You know about him. He's he's phenomenal. I like Dave Tepper who owns the panthers. He was my boss at Goldman and one time I came down. I wanted to buy sell bonds for this company. Primorac which was an Donovan Company and there was about a thousand people on the floor of the of Goldman Sachs in the bottom floor and I came down. I said listen Dave. He was headed junk stave I'd like to I think I can get a lot of points. Look if I sell these primer bonds and goes everybody. Listen Up. I got a first class jerk who want it's a cell. Primorac bonds and hurt all his customers and make fools of them. What's your name. Assuming Jim Jim Coach's his name is Jim Cramer and he is going to gaff every single customer and this guy is a disgrace. Get off my floor and I said well. Is there any way to redeem myself. He Goes Yup never get off my so he owns the panthers the one of the greatest investors ever stick and a great sense of humor the best years years later. He said he was pretty funny that thing with the pods it's kind of funny talk for me yeah kind of like Jon Stewart Good Yeah how how how was like looking back to the John Stewart. I meet my best yeah. Yeah I look back data's Abbas appearance. You know homerun kind of a home. Rice route is playing football. You're not allowed to invest in the stock market. No no so what do the investing if you don't mind my wife does real estate yeah do that. We have a lot of real estate real state. A lot of real estate held real estate bars yeah restaurants. It's re this so I'm I'm. I don't play the stock market the stock market. It's a foreign language to me. Okay I inherently in the cynic in me thinks it's raked look. I think that's a great question because often I have a piece tonight that talks about a subtle little rigging. It's I think it's rigged for the big guys first of all when I say that most stocks costs a thousand dollars Russell Wilson buys stock for Amazon Zahn Stock First Offensive Line's great little guy can't afford that right and so to me they should split the stocks and allow little guys in that's why I say it's rigged toward the big guys because these stocks that are thousand Bucks Alphabet Google thousand. Two hundred bucks. We'll you know that just keeps out the little guy they used to split these stocks so that the little little guy could own stock they had made it so it's too expensive per share now what they'll say. Oh give me a break. It doesn't matter it's you know it's all the same company but that is to me away to keep the little guy out instead. They make them being all these. ETF's they should own stocks and ETF's. Also I mean they used they used to be the Franklin. Roosevelt said we shouldn't allow the shortsellers to bang down stocks. We got rid of that too so a lot of the smart guys banged down stocks now. You're loud the short. I'm not against that but these are the things that make us for. The little guy gets scared. FLASH CRASH LITTLE GUY GETS SCARED December. The market goes bad little guy gets here so they're just scared and we need to protect them and one of the things I try to do and money's protect the little guy because the little guys can be a big guy if you don't drive them out the little guy can go by Amazon two hundred bucks or by Apple. It's fifty but no no no. I mean they've made it so that the dollar amounts are so big that little shopping streets they. I can't buy a tenth of a share now. They do have these little things where you can buy shares but but they're not right in Berkshire hathaway because that's that's a great example era. That's a great example stock was at two hundred bucks when I started to go out and that was a reasonable and the and then it goes to one hundred thousand regular person can't quote houses so I think it's rigged in the sense that big boys have an edge. At what are you invest in. I don't know what I'm saying like. I don't really invest in anything A-ROD CORTO public. I inherently think that it's especially you know obviously the crash happens in two thousand nate and then nothing changes and and everyone stays in power and all the rich people can make you know that's the Gatien of what happened now when they when they had the crash of eighty seven there was a big treasury investigation and we found exactly who were the bad guys know investigation. The government plays no role. The exchanges changes are absent. This must stop the government must get involved to protect in. Milken was one of the few that got in trouble. I know an awful lot of pizza and a lot of good cinde rebel. Abo- with cancer over one hundred million dollars major league baseball eight it back he all the way to me. He is redeemed himself and he's a good man and we need the government to be involved to protect checked a little so how how do how do people our listeners who are probably more like me than they are like a rod and I mean that in terms of you know our pocketbooks folks. Chechen more money okay with the CBS cable to see how do how does someone who's like me or younger than me a millennial be like hey look. I WANNA play the stock stock market. I've no no fucking idea what to do and guess what I think. It's rigged. Well Okay so you look at long-term. It's not rig so what you do is you buy. I was in when I lived in my car which she was not exactly a great time although as a chick magnet thing your place or mine and put in the left Mesa we'll put it off. We'll have somebody that somebody I really don't need it. All shares index you buy the Shares Index Fund and then in overtime that really does work and it'd been great for me away from my kids. Even when I was living my car put under house wage month would my was was a detriment to a lot aww I liked but I was born and and been robbed and everything but I still had money to invest in so you take a longer term view yes short-term. It does feel very rigged right and I think that's an important thing and putting away money every month because I think that's something that probably my generation does not and that's what they have to do and I know that it seems like a boring thing but if you put it away every month it does compound because like you take stock like Pepsi. They keep playing dividend paying dividend paying dividend. They've doubled their dividend ten years. That's a great stock to own. If you've done your index rex fun maybe buy one hundred shares Pepsi. I mean that kind of thing. I've got a lot of stocks that I recommend and I feel very strongly. That investing is for everybody but people have have to recognize that if they don't have the time or inclination they should do index yeah so jim a little rapid fire because I I think in round yeah and it has to be one word it can be you just a short central on some of these. CEOS Warren Buffett best in show Jamie diamond unbelievable radio really smart. Dan Loeb Clever Can Griffin Rich Jeff Basil's brilliant Elon Musk Weirdo. Oh sorry I born born in last one mark Zuckerberg nefarious because he'd sell you sell your name you'd sell any he's probably sold me while I'm talking right to the Russians Chilean probably soldier the comms what is like vesting in in a company that you might not morally agree with what they do. I mean for instance. I won't let people I always say about Philip. Morris Altria say now right. They like life's too short. Just not gonNA recommend those guys. I mean Cole. No thank you I got enough trouble so if you're a young listener and what you have many and everyone in my staff by the way I hide my staff because my staff never misses you. Thank you thank you but let's just say Jim. I said Jim had a million dollars explained to me. How how you would diversify that across the board okay so if you could invest this if you can't is that yes if you could invest in this late in the cycle. Okay well what I would do. it depends on your age. If you're in your fifties and sixties you went eighty percent in the stock market index for twenty twenty. Oh my you want to be as aggressive as possible awesome..
"jim a" Discussed on The Corp
"You're in Brooklyn at the longshoremen with our guest Jim Cramer who is the host of mad money on MSNBC. He also owns this bar own half Lisa White Michelle UN. Who's are unbelievable chef from yes founded the streets? We're here to talk to you about your career everything you've got going on. I want to start with the bar and the restaurant so you own half of it. What what made you get into. Is this before because we've got to set the scene for the people why we're sitting here. We'll be started with Bar San Miguel which is a small plate Mexican place. That's a model after a bar is in San Miguel de Mexico. We have house there. It was just too much fun. We happen to love. Florence Michelle. You in is a great chef. My my wife Lisa love to run the front. we think it's great joy. Put a lot of people to work. This is Florentine. I happen to love Florentine but you can see it's this little nicer are the places tavern and I like to be with people because member. All I do is stare at the camera and you look you know how solo it is at the plate. Okay you know sodas. What is I do talk to know and suddenly what happens is. I talked to people and I love it and by the way the millennials had not a clue who I am Yup. Is there stupidest. Would apply yeah so air form. We're we're going to get to that in and the stock market in millennials and however infuse it. Let's go. Let's start at the beginning so I was doing a lot of reading up on your beginning you start. Actually your first job was at a baseball state. Yeah I killed. It killed it. I was I moved. I started with COQ. Okay and you know it's good and I had the record for double header against the cardinals was really great when they go extra in each. You're GONNA crush it. Okay Steve Quality always had too much ice cream after I moved up ice cream and get this. This is the way you play okay. It's about monopoly early on you realize Napoli. I paid every other vendor not to go opt the seven hundred level. Why was only ice cream much. Nobody visits. I'm cleaning. I'm making forty fifty bucks except for Jim Carlton too too quickly quickly and that was the secret. This secret was to pay off the other guys to stay away from my dad interesting right and they take for little bug they get eight Jim. Jim's got to seven hundred seven US work right. I mean you know and that's how I learned to cope people on the show as skip chief. They chief me all the time. I was always cheapie chief people. I think it's a term of endearment John Talking about the phillies. Were you and I'm trying to picture you know you're such a great baseball fan fan. Were you a Mike. Schmidt P Rose Alton Smitty I when when she had three runs and then he struck out in the fourth time I didn't do. That's not my scene yeah. No I didn't do not a true Philadelphian. Look Santa Claus batteries out of Santa Hat. Damn bad here. Everyone thinks that Santa was innocent. You see his numbers on. I mean you and I didn't throw it because I couldn't get that for. I mean I would have hit. Somebody probably a nice fan. We have a lot of Nice fans. That's why we had at the jail to separate the audience from the nut next fans Yup. I think that's what's needed but I loved Smitty. I Love Carlton but the Games didn't last long enough and yeah. We used one of those teams where he won half the game. I mean that's pathetic. I led a wildcat strike which was brilliant because fired all of us thing. You had to reapply all right so your first job obviously in baseball. I thought it was just a cool store to share with everyone. When was the first. What was the first stock you bought? And how old were you. I bought what American economics at twenty seven. It was an Orange Grove company within five days. They had a frost. Wait it out. Okay you know how old are you. I was twenty seven over. Take a lesson learning lesson. That orange is freeze. Yeah Yeah so tell us how you got into the stock market. You haven't gotten you went to Harvard. He went to law school. Walk Right and you started selling stocks. That was your goal with the voicemail. Yeah well what happened is hey. I'm not here right now but you ought to buy a monolithic memories each week. I had a new stock then finally at a guy who made a fortune he called me. Jimmy check for five and tasks. You'll meet you for a couple of years. Five hundred thousand five hundred that's a lot of money and you first thing I did was I lost like thirty thousand and I said listen I can mow lawns I can I can do dishes because your sensitivities wars but but then I came back and I came came back with a vengeance started doing the right thing started watching TV with the ticker had to go to law school. Unfortunately it's a major loss of time time suck but let's picking stocks in answering machine and and then I went to Goldman. Sachs meeting and Goldman hired me and it was not easy. I had to go ten times before I got the job so lawyer. Goma sacks. Tell me the lessons you learned are going to say oh you know what they did was. They shifted me from water. Sales and trading lessons were rigor. Okay the rigor. The rigor that you needed was incredible a just to get the job. One time they call me. Down is a twelve o'clock. They said look sitting in this closet of office and we'll get to you when we're ready to interview you. If five o'clock came out there was I opened. There was nobody there air. Everyone had left so I called the guy who was running the program he goes. Hey it's Goldman Sachs. That's what we do. You leave a guy in for five hours. Hey it was easy to get a job. They bring that kind of let's say humiliation slush expertise and I like it. I get the same thing you know. When I was teaching there. I taught Friday. I didn't like to start to eight. PM Friday and what I did is I gave test at eleven pm and I always posted on Monday. The five lowest scores People's need this. It's a learning west. You're from Philly Philadelphia. I love it. I love it and so so you start there and then you go out on your own hedge funds and talked about the transition going from Goldman Sachs to okay. I can go do this on my own. I can do this with some partners and write my own verse thing thing. I learned where she can't choke people. When you're Goldman can't throw water bottles. You had a famous temper. I had a bit of a temper. I would say that I had I. I would say that I was was volatile. Maybe mercurial judgmental but if you lost me money I mean I did. There was one time when I call the guy's mom and I said listen you know your son unacceptable behavior and I'm going to send him home and he needs to know from Mommy tomorrow if he wants to come back towards a grown man very grown very crony quit the next day you'd you should pay severance. Paul O'Neil with cooler one time I it was a bad day. Market was getting crushed. I'm working my wife. She doesn't like these stores S. Lisa. We love getting crushing. I was doing well. I could not believe how marks down two hundred. US stocks they're holding it turned out to my monitor is broken same prices so I had to a throw that out the window now it's amazing. They made the windows. You can't commit suicide because the twenty nine but yeah I'm as volatile windy announced back. Yes indeed my feet it but I was a sweetheart in the end because I always pay people well. I was the devil and then the sweetheart people care about it was a devil bargain made a bargain with the devil. If you work for me everybody Kinda liked me. Give an okay yeah all right so you're so we're at the Hedge Fund you start also the St. Yeah like what what makes you WANNA do that. You're you're. You're killing it. You're crushing. You're making money. Why would you want to add more things to your plan for some First Class Masochists and what I did was I helped start smart money and I realized that the web was coming in nineteen ninety five so I said listen you smart money dot Com and spent money simple. That'll wipe us out. I said well that's perfect. That's what it's supposed to do and then I decided to do it for myself myself just because I didn't like being talked to like that and I started. We lost a lot of money. Finally you lost about one hundred twenty five mil trying to set a record right I mean didn't some players players for the mets lost about hundred twenty five million. I did with a company. But how did you lose one hundred twenty five mil easily walk me through that well. What happens is that? When can you say you lose ten million dollars a year because you're not selling as much advertising it tends to accumulate over time and you're paying a lot but we had a lot of eyeballs boss see. We were like an audition like we didn't. We're losing money but opthamologist but we had eyeballs and so people wanted us. We were hot stock. We opened at sixty two went to sixty seven next. Stop Two bucks Yeah Yeah but we held in. I mean we were one.
"jim a" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"I can't believe you're not done defecating by the way well you know. The thing is i had i had a taco taco bell right down things. So what does this doesn't make sense people telling you who they are that nothing there. I'm so curious. No excuse no but i'm trying to think of like <hes> like <hes>. Oh like i was in ireland and i did some shows. My hat like here's notes. How do you tell the difference between any of those tin whistle all songs <hes>. How did they respond to that because i don't think i even felt like the american irish jokes they wouldn't appreciate but the and just you know but different things that kind of if bump knowing you then you'll write them down and it's not for me. It's not funny when it's anger. It's <hes> it's funnier. When it's an observation vacation observation i hate to ask you probably secretary about hot pockets. Yeah yeah good. What is that. Is that a reference people make when they see you. Oh yeah yeah. It's interesting 'cause like on instagram. I'm like if if anyone on my stories if they post a video like hey i'm watching jim gavin all re story but anything that has to do with half packaged uh-huh don't restore oh so you won't you won't post about this. If i'm not going to make the final kind no yeah i mean this is i'm not gonna. I'm not gonna listen into this. Listen to all of them. I have to do editing notes yeah. Oh you do yeah because it's it's funny. It's thing i started doing purely for fun. I thought it'd be a large <hes> and it has remained on but i found myself getting very i've been very invested in in a way that i surprised i stressed and yeah and it's one of those things where you have an idea of what you're gonna talk about and then you get in. You and you're like oh my gosh. I didn't end up tonight. Sometimes yeah yeah so to do. You always do your interviews in a boost d._a. Guys i'm just joking not win a boost anymore. Injuring sweetheart do shop <music>. Hey justin classy something. What are you looking married looking to get married. I'm not like on on the hunt if and when you decide to get married let's get married. Okay indochino has tons of options for those wedding party. I thought you just wanted to know wrote me into an ass all right well. Now we're here if when you do get married you're going to be really into how grooms men at your for your wedding dress right. You know that's really important portent. Yes very important. So what do they make they make like suits and stuff and shirts they sure. Do you find that when i'm definitely a stupid even assured i have a weird shape. Body doesn't nfip that don't have a weird shape body but most suits you right. Don't fit that well but that's not no yeah they make shirts and suits that give you an unparalleled l. l. fit and comfort oh so they so stacked measurements. That's how they do it. You can either visit a stylist at showroom and indochino showroom but i'm trying to having in your measure now they can have them to your measurements personally which i prefer or you do at home and do it yourself just few clicks..
"jim a" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"If i have a friend greg giraldo who had an agent who he had this meteoric rise initially elite and his agent of <hes> she brought him he got a development deal. He gotta show we can on air. The show got cancelled <hes> he ran into the agent like six months after the show was cancelled and she didn't even look at him oh my god and he was like he was like this was an i think she's is out of the business yeah but and i was like wow yeah it can be that that your value rests so completely in that thing being whether an and if it doesn't work it's like well. We don't even see yeah. It doesn't surprise me but but if you have enough experience like that or even like versions of that i think think the lesson i learned i mean it took me a while. Is that too not put your own. You know self vouch southworth and stuff like that so it is such a marathon anyway yeah. Oh oh my god how many people are we both. Kinda came up with her yeah. <hes> so the fact that you were covering these things like letterman and once they happened which they did in the early to late nineties late nineties yeah. It's so did that feel what was that fulfillment that feeling very very <hes> the version of heat. It's weird 'cause doing letterman was the only goal like as a comedian performing coming letterman on letterman only goal that i kind of had not pilots not doing it you know i wanted to. I always wanted to act back to <hes> i had gotten by the way there was. There's times when <hes> you know when my first comedy special aired the u._s._a. Today did a little blurb and it said sitcom actor jim gaffe again. Try stand up. We're the perception was sitcom. I'm guy and they didn't know about my standup so it's all weird i it's such a perception business right and was that because you've done tons of commercials chose well i've done i had a run of like being on sitcom that seventy show and yeah i think ed i re occurred on eh but i'd been on that's where we met yeah and then the ellen her sitcom and then i had my own sitcom so there was a bunch of stuff right and that's i mean that's the thing i mean. This is a bit of a tangent but i hate the way that <hes> like. I never feel like doc. I appreciate how described in article. I'm always kind of like clean comedy or in the comedian the and for everyone what about funny write funny right that's fine. That's funny the comedian you can watch with your twelve all of your old funny. You're not just sitting there listening just because there's not curse word because it's funny and so i know plenty of unfunny light clean and so anyway yeah most well. How did you didn't always work strictly clean. I mean i i. I was very dirty filthy filthy. It was really excluded. No i'm mothers vaginas so big you know let me voice smoke. I smoke. I did smoke onstage instead. You did how long have been doing stand. There was a time when i used to smoke swear to god it was that we could just 'cause you enjoyed. It's mojo made you feel more relaxed. I have a wildly addictive personnel.
"jim a" Discussed on The Steve Austin Show - Unleashed!
"Thing in my career baseley i got from the howard cern joe so i've always admitted it the guy was amazing tomatoes just you know a guy like you know y you find different paths you don't know who's gonna who's got you know may is a maybe it's comedy central find you and say hey you're going to be our next hosts are of a tv shows up but it wasn't that it was howard stern now is the pass and then it that opened up all doors because everybody listen to him everybody in hollywood listen to him you know so as you just unbelievable audience out there me as a comma go i just wanna i want to perform for of my crowd that was my goal if i get people will come to see me i'm good and that's where you know and i'm still out to this day it's great congrats on a book check out a jim on his website jim lawrence dot com that's the bottom line because i said so i had a good tugged the absolutely mad as great major all the big names on podcast one sports net the home of dan patrick clem hanging out with any of the car dan i'm hanging out with plo as well as new shows like red circle sports with dennis miller goodell has become completely fooled riggles pigs with robbery goal can sarah tian the differently in in the in in a billion could be and ap sports weekly with jim lit key have you guys a reconsider trading alabama for the cleveland browns all this and more exclusively on podcast one sports dot com and the podcast one app ironic but to give it a go home used on reppas podcasts rod often sunset but before i do that or give you guys a reminder check out jim floor danger new book everybody is awful except you it's a damn funny book i personally highly recommended i enjoyed every.