20 Burst results for "Jessica Watkins"

Justice Department says an Oath Keepers leader waited for Trump's direction before Capitol attack

WBZ Midday News

00:52 sec | 5 months ago

Justice Department says an Oath Keepers leader waited for Trump's direction before Capitol attack

"Donald Trump's legal team gets ready to make their case A B C's chief justice correspondent Pierre Thomas tells the start here Podcast on ABC. There are some new federal charges in connection with the January 6 deadly capital riot. Some of these charges are against the group. That calls themselves the oath keepers, according to this affidavit. Some of the planning took place in November when suspected oath keeper a woman by the name of Jessica Watkins discuss operational plans with the co defendant, Thomas Caldwell. That included quote establishing a quick reaction force stationed near the capital to provide weapons and to await orders to enter D. C. Under permission from Trump. Not a minute Sooner. End quote. Five people died. As a result of the riot are New York Governor Andrew

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"Oath Keeper" coordinated other militia members in riot, charges say

The Boxer Show

00:22 sec | 6 months ago

"Oath Keeper" coordinated other militia members in riot, charges say

"Militia members arrested at the camp. It'll riots planned to target the Ohio Statehouse, Donovan Crawl and Jessica Watkins were at the riots and communicating with a Virginia man about future attacks. Thomas Caldwell's a member of the extremists paramilitary group called the oath keepers. Viciously Carlson Coldwell messages on the riots Progress and said they needed to do the same thing at the local level. In Ohio. A soldier from

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FBI moves on alleged members of extremist groups Oath Keepers

AP 24 Hour News

00:31 sec | 6 months ago

FBI moves on alleged members of extremist groups Oath Keepers

"Three self described members of the Oath Keepers paramilitary group who are the first people charged with plotting the attack on the U. S. Capitol. The FBI says the Virginia man, former Marine Thomas Caldwell, is the apparent leader. He and a man or woman from Ohio, Donovan Kroll and Jessica Watkins are all charged with federal conspiracy counts. The FBI released a message that was sent to Caldwell during the attack. All members air in the tunnels under the Capitol sealed them in turn on gas. This is AP News

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:26 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"We know what it feels like we know the change that happens when you were either raped or had regular sex for the first time there are some parents that are in tune with their kid to can tell when they start being sexually active. They can tell when they're lying or doing like some drugs casual drugs as opposed to other drugs, and you can tell that your kid is drinking. You can smell it. But. We refuse to see it because at and we know that because we went through it. And then when we become adults we deny our children, the fact that they're going through the same thing, we tell them they're not we look at them and go like stopping pussy, or like snitch is get stitches or whatever version of that we go like or you or you just don't wanna deal and also because most of our parents don't have the capability to deal like they weren't taught those skills like, I don't blame her name capability. They just don't have the same interest, and and thrive to get through that because it's to embarrass also think it's very generational like for me anyways away. I see the way my parents dealt with it to me, it was very generational. Like, it was just one of those things where you just wanna make it better. But like therapy. It was not part of that, you know, like reliving and going through an acknowledging the what happened wasn't part of that. It was like, okay. How do we what we do? It's more. Like, let's make sure Jessica she's pretty let's make sure that we love her. I'm going to say positive things about her that we are all the things that she wants. Yeah. Very much. Yeah. And also in addition like I had like a short dress on and we'd been drinking, and I was hanging out with older people. So like all these things that people again of the wool she wearing or whatever all those things that you've you convince yourself that somehow it was reform in the one of the main guys who raped me like we had made out just a few weeks before like like a. Thank you centrally. So, of course, that adds to it as well like were you asking for thing? But then in hindsight is at thirty four year old woman looking back, and I was fifteen and they're in their early twenties in the way, the whole situation happened. It was like no like, no the thing is is you can be asking for it. If I go to your hotel. Yes. I am asking for you to fuck me. Then when I get there. I'm still asking for you to fuck me. But then when I look at your dick, and it looks like you haven't washed it in ten days, I stopped asking for you to fuck me. And then you can't go. But you already said so that can't be a reason rape me. Right. You just like. Conscious teenager. You know? I mean that is that's crazy..

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Very concerned about me post because I post where my shows are post out on the stories and now I have three day delay. So if you see me on their don't stock me through I wait till three day. So you don't know where matted in alveoli you can do that. Really? I don't do that. But. Right. True. Can I call your bluff trying to feel safe in? No, we need the truth. You do you follow your rapist? Like in any way. Do you follow me? Do you know what he's up to? He's married to my best friend from high school sister. But there was a group of them. There were four only one of them is really do you have to tell her? They don't all they do. Yeah. It's just one of those things where they don't wanna believe you Ryan them. Are you gonna friends? No, okay. This is a quote not enough because you had multiple people rape, you that on rape until I don't know if it's the same guy. But this crazy quilt from your story is that you ran into one of actually a different guy. Yeah. I ran into him. That was the that was before I ever told. So I had not really told anyone about it. Not was this event happened right before I finally was like, okay. So this kind of gave me validation because one of the things that you do in the reason that you don't tell people about it because you want to pretend like it didn't happen. And you want to believe that it didn't happen. Don't want to believe that you're stronger than. Yeah. It is story. That sounds like you're just a piece of shit got no control and not you're all those things. So cut to I'm living away at the time. I'm like twenty years old..

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:27 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"But his voice, right. But he was without his voice who's part of my childhood. Yeah. He's he's still come on. Who was it? That was it deal Hughley. Who's like, okay. Well, when referring back to the Michael Jackson thing like if we should boycott his music. They're like, well, we we still sing the national anthem and the people that wrote that was pretty. Messed up, and I was like, I don't sing the national anthem who's singing the nationally? Maybe we should stop doing that. Also, definitely the woman also uses him of abusing the families puppy by leaving him outside for hours in a metal bucket on a one hundred degree day to punish him for your native endorse. So if the people hurting doesn't bother you it's the dog you ever see a horror movie the audience doesn't really get upset until the dog is killed like not that dog the people are dying but not the dog. Well, Christopher Robin. That's the latest movie too. So it's this guy had recent work. Wow. He still has a job. I'm gonna go with. Yes. You think you think we're working with rapists? Sometimes sometime I'm getting the feeling. What's funny is people will believe that co worker will rob you your your spouse will Robbie but not rape right to known. No, no, no forensic. Scientist who testified against Bill Cosby will be a key witness against Harvey Weinstein when he stands trial for rape and sex assault. Wait what you say the beginning of that again. So some psychiatrist who testified against Bill. Cosby, okay. We'll also testify against Harvey Weinstein. So that doesn't look good for Harvey Weinstein. That's really weird is that and understand that is that the psychiatrists that they went to that. They admitted stuff too is giving them some sort of psychiatric evaluation. Maybe Barbara Ziff will be used to explain why victims often delay in the closing sexual assault and factors that determine whether and how victim will continue to communicate an or in Iraq. Act with her attacker after an assault been there done that. I communicate with the guy who raped me after I called him. I wanted to see him. I wanted to hang out with him because you want to convince yourself that everything's okay. Yeah. And I didn't tell anyone about my ripe for like five years after it was done the temple University School of law. Professor is necessary as a win this in the high profile case against the alleged film producer to the spell. Several myths about sexual assault that continued to be prevalent, even in today's society. But what is she wearing bright? She's she's covered..

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:33 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"And I'm just here for now. So you busy you have to have some coughing between takes how does he get onset? Collegiate could have said, oh, I didn't realize we're filming took the Cup here. So she took it down. I hope nobody will notice that want to embarrass myself. Why don't you know who left it there? I've got a feeling it's her somebody else that puts in front of you, the actor, and you just left. It's not my place to move it. I mean in all fairness, it's a made up world. So anything can be. They did have Starbucks. Don't maybe that's where the mermaid on the logo came from. I mean who knows maybe flying around on dragon problem with coffee. Yeah. I mean, really is this what we're suspending our belief or the she couldn't have got coffee to go. That's where all those names come from these weirdoes trying to write names on Starbucks is Kathy. Terry on is Bob. It'd be great if the Starbucks if you in it is one of the characters name. Scharping denarius storm born of how start June first of my name mother of dragons 'Grande Frappuccino aficionado. Oh here to take names. Wow. You thought about that? He's a thinker. This this episode was ridiculous. Okay. So I haven't watched it. But last night, I watched half the episode and as a lover one. Yeah. And I said, you know, I didn't want to make your move. If you're watching something they actually give shit about. I'm just it. Just works out pussy takes over. Yeah. That's pretty much. And then then I was like I wanna see the rest of the episode. Who's like, no, let's go to bed, and I was like. I it's a soap opera. Sure isn't everything that I just realized that watching it. I was like even just the way they were speaking to each other in the like. I don't wanna ruin it for people. But everyone knows right everybody love and their cousins. Sorry, who's because although the Queen the mother of dragons and John snow. Yeah. Soap opera, it was a different time. Didn't someone dying? Come back. Everybody does. Okay. This days of our lives. But you're telling me there was t-. I hear you clean. I saw there's a new Toy Story movie. Coming up toys story four. What I was looking forward to so. And there's also a new Chucky movie a child's play remake. I tried watching recently incredible too. They dropped the ball. You didn't like that? What the fight even make it through like half of it. I was just like this is a sitcom, and they have superpowers how much can you watch that dude be upset about his beautiful life and her being like, I'm a woman in the world. What the fuck are we watching? Right. But you hate all good things. So I forgot right. Sorry. We went through your movie lists to wrong. So no that it's great incredible twos. Grayness anyone else to anyone else the world? Now know the world avatar was amazing to see us. The new from dorm over. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, did it the thing with hormones everything the thing with hormone? That's not the thing with horror movies is that they don't have to make sense. And somehow everybody's cool with it. Yeah. That movie makes no sense. That's important back to the dragons again. Just want to go back to. Second. All the dragons being born it doesn't take much for me. You just have to show me. Okay. Gotcha. Got you give me the tiniest bit. And looks up. Interesting. You know anyway in the child's play poster they have they show Woody from Toy Story all eaten up and Chuck. He's walking past them and says there's new sheriff in town. Of course sheriff. I enjoyed that. I'll tell you something. I don't enjoy an hate to hate to tell you this. But I know I'd want to know for whatever reason the voice of Winnie, the Pooh, also the voice of tigger. And Mickey Mouse, all the same person the wife is claiming that he raped her. I believe they were married from two thousand one to two thousand eleven rapes between two thousand eleven in two thousand eighteen I was supposed to be surprised. I mean, have you heard Winnie the Pooh talk this just in on men raped someone? Why sorry? I so blue your your rape is PU he does things we care about. Oh, yeah. He's still raped someone. I don't know..

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:10 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Wow. Heads will roll run episode four of the final season right now. How many episodes season believe this one has hundred six episodes, just I guess, so it was still I know from the excitement and just feels like it would be a lot. I was more more shows only had six. You know, I didn't like when something else can trend every every series would be twenty two episodes. That's long your story took to there's a couple of filler episodes with games game of thrones. It seems like every episode of the movie number. So the third one was this big battle and people are complaining that it was too dark, and they're absolutely right is way too dark, in fact, if you Google this episode wait like visually to get visually literally too dark. You can't say anything that's a trick. It's like when you see an action movie, and it's like the cameras in the fight. And you can't really see what's happening. But they just tell you at the end do on. It's a fucking tricked. Wait, not emotionally dark, correct? Yeah. I thought I was like dark guys cut it to the heads off every other day here. You couldn't even see that. I had to imagine a rate while unbelievable. Hey, discuss a book or something? Right. So now, you have people on the internet fighting each other. It was too dark dark dark just a minute. Here's what I if. That many people think it's dark. It's Dr it's too not people aren't going like, what's the brightness of this people are saying how to fix your TV? So you can watch a proper change the contrast, then it's too dark and the cinematographers coming out saying this is how I wanted it. You saw what I wanted you to see, but that's likely excuse right on and trying to cover up. You're like that's what I meant to do. Right. Have been a mass oversight the entire film crew and HBO. It's true. You couldn't see thing. And it was a trick. Just the, you know, and I think people feel they have to say it wasn't too dark because then they're saying do not as smart as the people that make game of thrones. I think it's if you make fun of anything that somebody's that intil there. The lack of perfection is like you're hitting them or something. Well, it's a little too precious. I don't know this last episode. I'm not making this up. This is absolutely true. Seventeen minutes and forty nine seconds into the show yesterday's episode. Yeah. Is that was Sundays? You had the if you remember the Queen of the dragons, the mother of dragons who doesn't remember her is celebrating after the big fight. Everybody's praising John snow. The not really praising her as you see her giving the is to John snow in front of her is a Starbucks Cup. No job. No. There isn't your eyeball. There isn't this. I don't believe a Starbucks. I don't I don't believe it. Let me see. For real right in front of Kalisa. No. Somebody somebody's buying tall. Starbucks cup. The choreographers the scimitar Ghafur says he knows the right number of Starbucks cups because he's Linda filmed it. Wow. That's weird. Why are you even on set with a coffee?.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:51 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"A cake shop every day your bitches cake eater. Yeah. You're giving so much responsibility for someone who's how about the person who made the liquor now the person earned it, right or to an intoxicated or insane person. No, no. Then you give us a cap in general. No, if you feel and let's go buy your feeling because you def. Yeah. What the bartender did is. I have a feeling that he's going to murder people a free shot. You're earning two free shot. No, you have to have a sign up. We're not responsible for murders after Yuli. I also want to remind everybody that when we say, hey, my drink was fucking spike. They go doings while you need to really watch it drink. Okay. Who's responsible for what? Then how come always somebody else's responsible until you look in these bars at arrest the whole lot of there's there's nothing you can do what the fuck is a bar bar is legal. It's on every corner in a city, but they go bartenders mind, the drinks. I see facial hair. I see that mustache with the curly q at the end, and I'd serve you. I should be arrested. Oh, how about these wine situations where you get on a train, and you go from like one winery ta another and everyone's getting drunk and high. That's just a time. Listen, we've got to support our sisters that are getting married, and I wanna get I wanna pedal around a city. You know, I want to drink beer, and wouldn't you don't drink in your house? But you feel you have to go out to me. That's insane. It right there should be trouble, social, drinking what even go public. Yeah. It's a bit red flag. I thought was right. I see somebody there. You gotta go to work if they say, no you're under arrests. What's I'm looking into you stamps dot com. That's the way you play..

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:28 min | 2 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Mankin even begin understand probably probably was very clear he's smarter than me. And that happened since age two he was so proud of being smarter than the five year old. Yes. Didn't take much. Keith. Right. Thank you. Did. I see by the one that did I see that. You're off Twitter is true. Or not true. You're on Twitter. Right. Okay. I mean, kind of I'm not tweeting all the time. But I'm their baby. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll have a house meeting later on. Anyway, I do know. Of course, you're still on Instagram. Trounce out there. I mean, no, you wanna give the fans titties and. The. It was a peer pressure situation. Wasn't it wise? I was shooting someone else. And then I just you know, went off and the picture came out. It was pretty good like I can't post this, and they're like your smile, and I was like, but my. Fuck it. And then it got like six hundred likes. I was like, well, I mean, at least it's better than you know. Now, you you're on Tinder you're playing around playing the field, man. I think for the first time I in dire life in the last five months doing a couple of one offs couple one time pumps more than a couple. I'd say sorry. Okay. Curious doctor for this. So you're enjoying being single. I am. That's cool. I feel like it's interesting. It's very different because I'm a serial monogamist I've been in five long-term relationship. So like anytime meet someone who have a connection them. It's just like, boom, we're together. And now it's like, boom, I'll see you in a week and a half cooling out again. And you you have people in your life that you do wanna see and we can half. Yeah. Got like a whole Rolodex. Yeah. It's fun. Cool. I mean, just kidding people. If anyone's listening, you're the only one and any, but are you even saying, you're the only one, of course, not I'm sure I'm not the only one has been weirdness this. Because when I Dave is how much is there because when I dated. It wasn't. It was understood I was dating. But if they found out oh. Oh, aiding other people because I'm not I'm not seeing anyone like I don't want to spend more than like, I'm not staying the night with on a sociopath. Okay. I'm just getting I do. But I'm not like seeing people, you know, when you meet someone you're like, you know, your in love, you wanna see them like all the time. Every second every day. I'm not I'm not there. Just like, you know, playing the field. There's never been hassle somebody left an umbrella behind the guys like what's this, obviously male umbrella. No, I mean, I purposely live, Bobby pins and hair ties around to see you fuck with people. That's the thing. I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. I when I dated I knew women were deliberately sometimes leaving things around. Well, I mean. Yeah. Probably when you were dating, but. I don't know. I I don't do that. I feel like we're all adults. That's really healed really childish because if you don't wanna see me again, please out whatever the fuck is at your house or mail it to me or stop by when you're not there. I don't know. You don't have to see me if you if you get out of a guys bed you're leaving for the morning. Yes. And you happen to notice maybe left. One of your your hairs on your head on his pillow. The take the time to clean up or whatever hair. No like that's on him wreck. This one say hair tie. Li little underwear stuffed in a pillow case or something.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Ologies

Ologies

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Ologies

"I ever meet jessica watkins i'm going to ask her for all of the life tips her tip will probably be i don't know just be me she's morris geologist now a nasa astronaut holy if she was ongoing on that does she want to go yeah she's into it yeah she's so into it yeah she's like by earth you're toast yeah i don't blame her garbage right now yeah there's a good time to hit the object bucks on earth where it's like well we've fucked this up mariner caused play l martinez i recap stephan titus and just an m gifford all wanted to know what are the biggest hurdles for tara forming and is there an initiative within nasa or another agency to do so also follow up question from allie ward what is tara forming terra firma i don't know that i've but i feel like it's when you make the surface like have grass on no no definitely not that's just what i imagine is like what birmingham landscaping it's marshall landscaping you'll have to look that up so quick definition here tariff warming is mostly at present a scifi term and it means to transform a planet to be more like earth presumably so that we can go live there so i imagine in the future hgtv we'll have a whole flip or flop esque series dedicated to making over dry barren.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:45 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"So that becomes the thing and i don't believe in this slippery slope thing i think everything's case by case and i love this case that's fine she also it's been proved that she just says whatever they're paying her to say because she's had like opposing opinions when she was able to speak on her own and i think like she's writing this not that i'm saying she probably does believe this but i feel like if somebody paid or twice as much she would start can we start a kickstarter on me also can i recommend the show dear white people it's great what did i seed was there a movie there was a movie and now there's two seasons of show the show's great i've not seen the movie i see we say we're put up a kick starter for she comes over to get the money we push a waterfall right it's all waterbased abuse what was suppose interesting is then the waiter started running around filling up everybody's water can't be true but like i said it anyway thoughts and prayers mike what do you think about the water going throat on tommy i wouldn't throw water at her but also i don't know what the person's experience was with her and in their life like certainly if a person of color who is adversely affected by the exact topics that she's talking about is choosing to protest her in that way i wouldn't tell them not to do it seating it's a fair response to what she's verbalizing physical response like this is not it's like frayed man let's just freedom okay i mean i don't i wonder is it assault to throw water at somebody yes is it a williams hi there is trying to call her off.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:44 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"You better be starting with those hours this afternoon right or you can be part of it i don't i don't find out in a miniature just stay stick around i guess right outside i'm giving brownie i don't care what they hold up a paper bag if you are darker than this you may stay as long as you want to our starbucks partners that means customers that greets me the most that weird like just do i get paid like a partner partner i would take this email to court yeah john like chief or like other words fellow hacien hey balls and one from me i wanna thank you for your participation today and for the wonderful work you do every day to make starbucks third place for millions of customers whose talk who's he talking to the partners the eight dollar an hour partners to our customers i want to thank you for your patience and support as we renew our promise to make starbucks what i envisioned it to be nearly forty years ago an inclusive gathering place for all yes things were different forty years ago to i don't have the time machine we'll see you tomorrow with deep respect howard and it looks like a real signature share tell howard that it's two thousand eighteen and you shouldn't charge extra for soy in your cappuccino charge extra for dairy yeah because you actually have to touch an animal for that oh yes you remember rachel dollars all she was saying i never heard of her watch the net flicks i it was already boring yeah i got like an two hours seven hour moving are you supposed to be on her side the white woman saying she.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:43 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hi can i get i smoke a lot to pumps please in can i touch your hair hi i don't speak to my parents but let me have a full conversation with you know you have to let them put your hair and an example for me threes an open letter to starbucks customers this afternoon starbucks close more than eight thousand stores are other stores they get it already your price right and begin a new chapter in history you know what can we kudos it for totally can we kudos for going like this won't be tolerated isn't we are even willing to lose eight thousand stores worth of how how much do you make an hour at starbucks one less day on the yacht for schultz probably the half day after day today he's only there half days go on that yacht and take what you want about that we was he was debated we close the store for a couple of hours have reparations weekend and give out free lower yeah yeah they decided on the couple hours training what do you talk about this basically this this came up from a couple of black people came into starbucks and sat down right away didn't order anything so white person called the cops on then they were arrested at all yet and that's the biggest thing is they were arrested right it was a manager who called the cups and the city was this in baltimore philadelphia okay philly the city settled with them for a dollar right excuse me and starbucks has now one hundred thousand dollar fund that i don't know for employees said.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:52 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"And then i than sex in the city then joss you're in the top ten the number one movie right now of course is solo a star wars story number two deadpool two number three avengers infinity war i like this new world with me complaining about things i think that's funny because if you're paying a million dollars to see a movie that's how much you should've spent to make it what i saw it only lady bird driving with her mom and a car on the main charge me five bucks for that that's what you spend you better be in space minimum for over ten bucks you do movie pass keith of course i do so it is only ten bucks now that's gonna be out of business in two seconds but it's good right now yeah it's good for this is one of those things where i tell people about it and they go yeah i should look into that and maybe lose them when i go eighty what do you but that's just then being defensive moral a movie more than ten you win by seeing one movie it's true yeah i really should look do you sincere question yes insurance if someone could if like a genie or some sort of magical being that doesn't exist but could offer you in the type of question yeah series if somebody if you can have your life be they're like now you're not going to complain about anything but you're also not going to have anything that you want to complain about you'll only have all the movies won't have scenes like the ones we're talking about okay they'll only be the one would think you would like that or do you like complaining to be clear you're saying i will enjoy things and not have things to complain about but i will not be able to complain that's i would rather have that life yes okay guess let you can have.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:55 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I understand here's the thing is because those movies were made in the jessica actual future never mind religion just be happy you know what i do i change my dating profile and i wrote hey guys it's a trick because only women's he's an interesting guys that all the other movies opened at two hundred million that had female leaves and hans solo only made eighty million sorry but i like a female lead drip drip i hope they read it that way too what's the just how else do women talk you are so right i mean this other they talk with us other acts what is drip drip mean does that mean that you're getting responses very slow just like a wouldn't you want to faucet to exploding we want what we want you know we live but you have trick people with that did you actually write that on your dating vile is this all didn't even see the fuck and move this can't be true did you just read about yeah yeah the read about a lot baca and this ship and poker did you eat about star wars dot you know that this when it comes to the franchises star wars is second biggest moneymaker at of all thing after the bible after poke y'all's human why did i think john was so big i'm there i don't know there were a lot of them that three d really ruined it but wanting charles wanting to him on was number one number three harry potter than james bond than call of duty video games then simpson's than starch.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:11 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Can you say not to be the name of your necks stand up can you change problem when you go back and change all of your old stamp what i would change to say mentally problem people shove it in there like what a big middle east problems i wanna change all of the titles so can you imagine can you mentally problem people culture shock mentally problem people there's a part in this movie where they're playing poker for the millennium the okay now i'm listening and then and what's funny to me is in the movie they'll be like and you wanna play poker for my ship and here i i know what this ship is shit i i do not know what the ship is what you wanted to and so for for movie and he makes fun of the non nerds everywhere in their own theatre this your name i'm gonna have to shorten that and then somebody right by me it's like it's gotta be a chewy sits beat a shoe why are you enjoying because they're lying to themselves trying to make themselves enjoy it and i don't i don't need that like religion thing and capitalism they they're playing poker and money from capitalism have all these gold and shits and different apparently in space years old different size points right colors shape also on earth pennies nickels dimes and quarters are all different sizes please go on tells me this is a little more flamboyant and color yeah bright little closer on earth are to all right so when we play poker chips that are all exact same color so they throw in the keeps her own all this money the pod keep splash into other people's money.

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:14 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Me alone alone with jesus and there were two ski tracks but then there was only one track and that's when the jesus ski patrol saved me that's when i fell on my ass and that was my sleep deprivation chamber when i was my face was through a tree i noticed by the way speaking of star wars we we still get into these everybody because speaking of getting indoctrinate docker needed whatever the word is i i love these movies when i was a kid it was that it was transformers teenage mutant ninja turtles and now i have to see all the stuff no matter what and it's funny because they made it for you as a kid but you feel still obligated as like four times this age but ten times is in that's capitalism how they get your it's not religion guys apple what's harder to get out of the church out of star was one of them still in so so it's about hans solo and wheelers spoiler seen it yet survives the all the trials and tribulations he's still exists in the past before i take and i can't explain why but i was just i was just bored the whole time however the new main movie that came out not too long ago i love the last jedi no the force awakens with the second darth vader okay and the second luke skywalker i've been zoned out it's a tough we can this this too has been like these han solo movie to you this is her han solo move now picture that going on for two hours and fifteen minutes look at you okay so you did like them as a kid i don't know if you're able to do this but can you picture yourself as like an eight year old sitting in that theatre going holy shit because no that's what mentally problem people do that would be crazy i'm eight now do i like this has grown so much now says mentally problem mentally problem people.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:09 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Don't have sex before whatever they adhere to some of the rules then this guy this one guy wants to divorce his wife because he's already cheating he cheated before he got married he cheated while he was married but if he got divorced the church would frown upon it everyone would look at him broken home you know you cheated like all this stuff would come out so instead he killed her then he's not doing anymore cheating right so he killed her so he so he took one of the ten commandments and swapped it for another said you only got to do one at a time so i think that's the realistic here if you're honoring your mother and father you can kill kinik it's good stuff out of the church or the bible of course you also could get good stuff at a k k k meetings commod ary right brotherhood how you get those whites so why do you keep them so chris that is funny like the life of a k k k member needs to iron his she may make a show recommendation the good wife too good i tried to watching that more it's great okay all these church people they dressed like they're from star wars but not even the good guys just like the emperor not in the regular robelike luke skywalker pieces shits that that is something that was always that's always weird to me is just this idea like how religion get so caught up in like why is the catholic church so rich or just like how like really wealthy hasidic jew jewish women wear wigs that are like thousands and thousands of dollars or how like where religion seems to like isn't like piety part of that like i thought i would say that there are people who are very visible as being these kinds of maybe hypocrites obviously jesus if you look at what he said he's like help the poor help the needy help the hungry and there are people there's lots of people who are doing that and doing exactly like what he would do and doing but not making a large show of it because that's not.

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"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"jessica watkins" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome the keith in the girl i'm keith malley so exciting to be back keith girl dot com slash vip take a listen it's vip program it's every show we ever did and the spin off shows of course you got a sampling yesterday of what do we do now we also have we have last week on keith and the girl would just record it i think that's fantastic we have my name is keys we're really now we're just hosting our secrets on that show and by the way this month or anyway for the month of june we're going to be giving out that the live show that we just live keith girl show and the you can't say that pod wars game show for free for with your vip membership all others you can find it at the store for five dollars each so now with your membership you get all of that all of the premium content and the two live shows today's guests ladies and gentlemen first off finalist on last comic standing from america's got talent conan o'brien ryan conan o'brien conan ladies and gentlemen mike kaplan i am not conan o'brien how're you doing mike i'm doing great excellent and joining us you know she walked across america you'll be seeing that documentary burning daylight we'll tell you when host of the comedy show homespun comedy acuity just go walk inside doing jessica those credits were real week mike you across america.

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