18 Burst results for "Jesse Joyce"

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:07 min | Last month

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Whoever john target whatever the fuck on stargate he's rich too but li- it's insane imbalance fucking. Gypsies is the richest person in the history of the world. That's problematic you know like like he's richard than alexander. The great was at the time with his money. That's bed not. He's not doing a lot of philanthropy. That's for sure he's not doing a lot of good things and share your fish. Yes i am for sure on that because here's to like even. He made some like to get people off his back. He made some announcement that he was gonna like. He was eat took like a twitter poll. Like what should i do. Charity wise like which is this somebody who does think about charity. We just like what are you guys. Say i guess like people are on my ass about giving money to something. Which should i do. And then he sat on after like two years and then finally made some out where he was like developed simple shift but like it wasn't it was like the equivalent of the amount of money that he has versus what he is giving. It's not these or short report. So many whatever's for in your book demand slate hasten to the class. Do you know just this on earth do you know if he's given more or less than oprah of his finances not percent more or less actual money. I'm sure but i would. I don't know how. Generous oprah is. But but i do know that. He's given like far less than like warren buffett or bill gates like comparably close as given as much as bill gates. That's okay. I'm bill gates what what's happening. An akita senate race left gone. I wish we got to the bottom of that. All right jesse joyce is hair we love them and you follow me on gonna so we learned a lot going on with amazon. So you wanna follow online. How do people see the excitement between you and your cousin. What's the best way to follow that. He's like a six year old man. i don't think he's gonna. There's not like excitement. I felt like it needs to be said that somebody needed to some family. Member of one of these fox needed to acknowledge that that's acceptable. By at jesse joyce on twitter. I know i understand. You're trying to fucking go. I get it. But i'm saying like i don't want to build up some kind of drama like i don't necessarily expect him to like fucking steph curry. Let trek trying to get online. 'cause i pull out of kids game. Chancellor the gap follow me on twitter. I see what you're doing. I see what your neighbors. So jesse feel about one hundred twenty five dollars. The guy drops the puck and air conditioner on my head. Okay and Instagram is at jesse joys. One because some fucking guys been sitting on jesse joyce forever so him yeah go there addicts segment right. It won't be letting cited the thank you and your kids names by the way. I want to know my kids things. That was interesting weirdo. Don't really put a lot of pictures. Online shit like transient fruits. Like oh that's fine. All right go to jesse joyce dot com and you can find out his kids name. All right it's on the front page much listening. We'll talk to you. Say you guys thank you john..

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FKA twigs sues Shia LaBeouf over alleged sexual assault

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

00:41 sec | Last month

FKA twigs sues Shia LaBeouf over alleged sexual assault

"Was reading today that showa shell bove's ex-girlfriend singer f k. A twigs is suing him using him of sexual battery assault and emotional distress. God damnit shayla both and that upsetting an email to new york times in response saying i'm not in any position to tell anyone how my behavior made them feel. I have no excuses for my alcoholism or aggression only rationalizations. I've been abusive to myself. And everyone around me for years. Have a history of hurting the people closest to me. I'm ashamed of that history. And i'm sorry to those. I heard there is nothing else that can really say

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:38 min | Last month

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Anyway. I'm a wild swing with me bringing up restaurants and make cereal bowl. A speak speaking of the virus We re in the chat room the other day and nikki. Who does some amazing artwork snake through she goes by snippy on the forums. Right i know behind the scenes out. Sand she She drew lil the corona virus. If it was so cute and adorable. So when you hear me doing the krona voice. I'm getting up in your lungs bitch. Hasn't gone motherfucker. This is what. I want you to picture. And i'll put on the website. Look doorbells that i love it so much. We hear on the chat a lot of wednesdays and she's drawing the whole time and she shows us and what are you working on today sneaky and we get to see the whole process. People have been sharing a lot of their art. And you don't want her to write a link on the forest. But i know you can get that on. You can put that on a face mask. You can put on stickers so nikki sneaky. The don't be shy. put a link up there. I love that. My corona voice has a face to it. That's fantastic jesse. What i see online where you're having a fight with your cousin. Oh speaking to politics whereas and turn into a fight yet because he hasn't responded. But but i did. I did so it turns out my second cousin. I think that's how this works. Dad's cousin he's a he's a pennsylvania state representative in the united states house of representatives. His name's.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:12 min | Last month

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Thank you very much. It said nerve wracking each time and it was very very exciting for now. That if you don't reach your goal kick starter. You don't get any of the money. Yeah yeah we get it and you can be a part of all these group awards that Other people help take care of so Thank you all right. Let's get right to it lays gentleman. Today's guests rated for jimmy kimmel comedy central roast almost endless the emmys. He's been on keith. Girls shows eighty seven times including ken. This show what's my name's the waiter series. You remember that That was fine speaking of vip. That's in there. I was on that If you want to know what what does go behind the behind the scenes in restaurants we can. I think i remember jesse. Joyce was the worst waiter. I interviewed here is nominated jesse joyce jesse there was talking and she said i think i remember. Jesse what are your ever. It's funny. I said that you were the worst waiters that i interviewed for that series. Yeah yeah oh. Yeah i fucked. Yeah this whole interview was. Here's how you scam the system with coupons and pocket the money yeah i think i have too much superiority complex. Like i'm not going to serve you like so. Yeah anyway sorry. Are you more likely. Were when your customer in a restaurant. I weigh over two both time. Like i always do so like delivery people to all kinds of shit like because i know what that was like. So yeah i will tell you. I told you this time. I years and years after. I was no longer a waiter. I got a check for like one thousand nine hundred dollars in the mail from a class action lawsuit against planet. hollywood underpaying. they're fucking waiters. So i was like right to steal from them because like it turns out laying like i felt completely indicated was yes the federal court system agrees with me. They were asked to see. I see len the new mass any boss boss. Because i have done the coupon scam where the restaurant gives a coupon to the customers. You keep the coupons yourself and then when you know you just take the coupon and added behind the scenes and then you can have that money anytime. I did that i i. I made a note. And i put on my wall. I'm looking at it right now. And then anytime. I go put him newspaper. And it's a story. That's negative about that restaurant i can cross it off. You see what i mean. And i'm like okay. That karma took care that or good avenue just time travel that he knew planet. Hollywood was fucking them. That's not a people jesse. They had the not pay people. You're taking all their money. I didn't in hindsight robin hood. Like what is you stole from the rich and gave to yourself and your robin hood. I was very poor.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Doug Loves Movies

Doug Loves Movies

01:40 min | 9 months ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Doug Loves Movies

"But now nobody's paying any attention to us. Jesse Joyce Jimmy. Kimmel live on. Watch that every night. Because I'm working on that and then I'm just. I'm on twitter guessing that Jesse Joyce and Instagram Jesse Joyce one is somebody else got their first will thank you guys. Also much Allison Jesse. Ross and What was my plug? I had a good plug. I was GONNA do. Oh look for me. Constantly popping up on periscope and instagram live and could the three of you Alison and Russ Eh Jesse State snap a shot of yourself or your environment just set something. That represents a where you're at today during the show and texted to me and then I will collage together for Promo purposes. Churn and Yeah thanks everybody for listening in as always ride get those song ready. It's a new. It's a new ending. The show came up with as always. We're all gonna get lay in Kanji. There is no room for you..

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

14:28 min | 1 year ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Curtain and he liked flung the curtain like there was a Goddamn fire and he was like Meghan needs that share the budget chair I was sitting you know and I was like who what like I didn't know he talking about who fox making what are you didn't know she was talking about these stallions like by way there's like seventy folding chairs over there so Iran there's chairs over there and then he was like and he's right off I go and it took off but it was like that kind of urgency that fucking shitty people have those things it's so stupid to me you know if I like the style yet even Rocky Balboa and he's my chair Last week we were talking about Cuba gooding junior he's drew I saw that he likes to keep boozing it up and biting women's necks and shoulders pudding hands up skirts Hunkin titties you know party stuff fairly you can't do that even in Hollywood right but he's the one that all over town he got taken to court five women accusing him of separate instances Don King titties honking titties of neck by that's always disgusting yeah he does he says old school nipple flicks I mean this guy he doesn't let up motor bone I mean this guy will do all of it Willie's after Soom sure so then this makes the news now it's up to twelve women fourteen women excuse me fourteen women accusing him of sexual assault o any still goes around partying the time drink what else does he I think that's you know maybe drug you know yeah think anything will happen I don't I think he'll be fine I don't think there's going to be Jerry Maguire to anytime soon I don't think there ever was going to be with him don't say that keeps acting like he's heard all the companies it we if this hadn't happened it would be Broadway musical eight years Jerry Maguire musical show me the money is like the perfect fucking title for a Goddamn show tune and then the lawyer his lawyer says this indictment constitutes distorted overreaction pandering to the current hypersensitive climb it you know about that being a comedian or people percentage hypersensitive climate here he's saying yeah he's saying it's me to bullshit and then he goes as an example he said that but he's I'm paraphrase the boy lawyer says it's just as metoo bullshit it's very anyway you can't even Hawker Titi Statue Bullshit you leave him room with mannequins titties honked and that's your sentence. 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Constituted distorted overreaction pandering to the current hypersensitive climate we're innocent commonplace gestures like honk intended bite necks innocent commonplace gestures or now misconceived recognized as offensive as exemplified by the incredible condemnation of former Vice President Joseph Biden who innocently touched the woman's shoulder are you guys Ah that's fucking crazy like the Joe Biden gets dragged into this just like the defense of Cuba gooding junior like the fight as upset that you can't honk titties more like Easter I've I've never haunted now jess man be a fucking man on Air I haven't like why would you I don't even know you never have and I won't but like one of those like squeezy aliens you know where the ears pop out dressy thing nip up yeah those are fun to squeeze the squeezy aliens explaining now I get Don King of ditties but I don't know how I imagine like this board honking seems like you do you feel like people are too far with the me too stuff no no I don't like to say things Yeah well I guess like me too is different than like being afraid to say things like in like I'm not afraid this I guess it's just like the Joe the joke is like recently it's like boy podcasts all that can really do is get you fired the but no I mean I think that the thing is great I think it's very good and I think that yes like there's going to be people who abuse the system like as an example you know my mom was for most of her career was like a lawyer for the Catholic Church right and so the majority of what she had to deal with was the tragedy boy fucking right like that was what she had to she was the churches line well no it was settlements and stuff like she was not like defending the church like she was like negotiate. settlements and that kind of things in life researching it stuff like that right so whole career well there wasn't her Holkar it was also like property shit like with the church like that wasn't literally her entire career was like a substantial love it but the point is one of the lease and Pena I don't know squeezing the it is the opposite he's like the jerk and balls Jangle in may be jangling balls is what long is the equivalent of you know what I mean because it's like a clowney word like you clowns honk titties clowns would would jangle also you know what I'm saying like I think that's the anyway but but there's a there's a very small fraction and I'm not saying that like there's a very tiny teeny fracture people that she would what would happen is is days priests would die and then all of a sudden people would see in the paper and they would say a he had molested them right that so she I'm not saying that was in any way like the even like the five percent but she had to investigate all of them you know what I mean and that's why I think the me too movement is fantastic you know so like when you're saying like are you worried about or what did you say what did you think she's asking the today's climate it's good yet absolutely it's good and like I don't think that even if there ever was like a fake want like bullshit one that you shouldn't parents Catholic but you would just investigate that one individually on its own Dang and that shouldn't affect the greater good of the movement of is can act like Dick has more I would say the same thing like we have laws against yeah no thievery but I could say like no he stole the money because I lost the money and people do that all the time that's what our court system is for lay people lie about their you'll get your time to the sifted through you know like if you're allowed the I who pans Catholic I grew up Catholic too yeah did you ever question like all this boy touching stuff that she had to actually well it didn't that didn't start happening until the spotlight basically you know what I mean like came out did she losing her faith or have any doubts or have like any kind of like change in her unit her demeanor like I would be so distraught no I think that she felt like she was doing a very good thing by like helping to like no of out of it and like make the NFL what she thinks it should be it kind of thing you don't like saying yeah so I don't like I've never done the research on it but I'm preach I heard this statistic that that the pedophilia in like the is the same across the board percentage wise like any job that there's kids I think that's a myth like gym teachers or whatever also are boy scout leaders like it's so like the it's rude but the the the problem is the was the cover not the not that the other thing is in the prompt the cover up is like what makes it so agreed with the Catholic church especially because a day posited themselves as like the Voice of God and like the you know moral authority in the audacity to fucking do that when you're supposed to be about when you go jim teaches you know how they are touching little boys it's not a funny joke because there's no correlation but dropping the soap in prison and being in altar boy is an automatic rape joke so I don't know that the numbers add up to what you're saying I don't know either GonNa base it on observations I've it open makers make jokes about open mazars exactly what I meant about dropping so it's not open mic it's everything what yeah look I'm not uh I feel like I'm getting into some weird discussion that I don't have the new argue against old kid touch totally against even if the kids cool with it but but no look it up I'm curious because I thought I think I've heard that the statistics are similar across the board with I just don't have fashions that the object to have added taxes the kids I just know I've been you know picking up the boy scouts and that's a joke I'm not defending the church is clear now you're right about the boy scouts and they have a lot of access and a lot of access to them overnight and stuff like that happens to be religious interesting interesting Yes oh yes absolutely is due you go to church no no I don't I raising your kids Catholic no we're not we're not raising them godless like you know like how do you do that. Well we're kind of my wife could also under Buddhist so we worship a son that's what we do know a like we believe that there's like a force in the universe versus for us and some of it is Aquinas in a kid's mouth you make a wildebeest explain the homeland that's how I'm going to do it I'm going to put on my bare rug McKay is your wife Buddhist yeah like not like I don't I don't know I don't think they get like it's not like she goes to like temple or anything either but Chris philosophically that's what she response most do so she meditates does Yoga Shit yeah do you not know but I mean I don't I don't have I think it's good you know I think I think it's seems good you WanNa do it and you know it seems good okay well it's Saturday seems good yeah it's Saturday at two just kind of like go in practice thing either elites whatever she reads a lot about it well meditation is the practice that's interesting issue practices yeah so do you like when we grew up that was push it meditation and Yoga and like I do that now and I'm just like I'm going to see a loud and everyone's like Oh that's lovely I'm like right you guys charge that anymore I'm going to say that I meditate out loud I'm GonNa say that I do yoga in the morning Oh that's so nice right people have like a really nice view of this I remember like if you saw someone with and the same thing with with cell phones if you saw someone with a cell phone if you saw someone with a Yoga Mat they are pretentious douchebag do you remember that do you think you have that stigma out of you or is is that why you're sort of like if good but no I don't respect her I know I still think I still think I gue- internally roll my eyes it at Yoga yeah there's a little bit you know funny though we we were taught that and it just stayed in you even though you know it's very hard it's very good for you it's done a lot of shirt I know yeah it's hard to do and probably it's like it's good exercise whatever but I guess it's just the kind of people that I interact with that do it are the worst you know Ah Dave Matthews fans yeah yes he's good but yeah exactly I don't know I think this goes with stuffing animals farmers have the most sex out of any profession with the she they didn't say yeah I don't or that this was a does that include the porn industry we're so because I doubt it farmers Senate the most tax out of any profession this was a study done in the UK With a third saying they roll in the Hay at least at least once a day sixty seven percent of farmers said their performance in the bedroom is incredible I didn't know you judges up incredible that's the thing who are we asking or are we you know what I mean farmers were served this seems like this is not a real I seem very clear this farmers weekly and yet if you are they only talking to the people who own the land or people who like pick the the tomatoes in the apples there you're swimming everybody's legal in beaten and stuff yeah who they asking and how are they proving it always you're saying are you talking about like farmhands and people who work on farms our farmers how many people own the land and run it who we talking to farmers closely followed by ready for this number two architects this is nonsense this is just a nonsense study a journalists are.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:32 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Show to make sure sound quality is perfect. I happen to this week here every show so far. Okay. Okay, right. What happened on what happened on Tuesday's show at minute one hour, nine minutes. Memorize the shows. He watched that. I watched them. You don't. You don't understand how talking works. What happened on Tuesday show. Tuesday show was a good time who's on it. It was on it from the Tapie mcdade JP mcdade got a laptop. We've talked about golf. We've talked about cat Williams. We talked about should nights wrapped history, no pun. I see what you did there because he was prison his criminal record, and which is also the kind of music. It's kind of. Brooklyn doing something special. You won't even see those shows. If I went like if I mean if I sat there through the whole taping of this particular show because I wouldn't be able to be here then to do this show. No you today. Thank you, tomorrow's odd. And then I can't go home and watch it back to the hotel 'cause I have to go sleep so that I can start writing jobs so that your fresh to rate for show you don't know what's going on about. Yeah, yeah, I get this. Actually, I get it. Look, I care about you. I know you do. Okay. Christian, he self sufficient, but you. I'll just Joyce follow online. The Twitter account is Jesse Joyce, the Instagram? Is Jesse Joyce one and he's earned that really.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:28 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Well, that's a real coma. That's weird. I'm thinking about the girl me up girl way there. I'm thinking about, you know, I'll let you know obviously a lean toward fucking you. Okay. This I'm getting weird emails from people because like my husband and I split like five months ago and so did. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, right after I saw you last. Yeah, I don't know what you said to him, but. And so I don't. I'm getting some huge because you completely fucked up. The episode I was on and it was like was about you loss Jesse, Joyce's episode. You just lost me. It was like verbatim. Well, if you forgot to hit record, I don't know what else you've forgotten. I forgot to hit record on our love. So what are the meals you're getting out about it. Like some people are talking through key. They're like, hey, Keith tell, oh yeah, feelers. Then there is, hey, I might be interested in. Okay. They're sending them to you. They know the man still in charge. I have her five times or I've joked because I go to Alan on. So I've joked, I love addicts and I do. I love them. Love Addison. So people writing, hey, I drink every fucking I I can can really really get. get. Exaggerating barely good up, but I can like a woman those like great. Okay. Maybe put the booze. Keep. Do you think I have a drink and pro. Anyway, great cooking show. Anyway, best crooked Bouche Everson. New York City went a full weekend this past weekend without any reported shootings for the first time in more than two decades wants leaping on their job. This comes near the end of a year that scene another drop in overall shootings and America's largest city Giuliani, turn this place into Disneyland and dance Liberation Front. Do you remember that nature of horse vacuum and think stabbings are really gonna start making? Yeah, sure. Artisanal crime. Sure. There's a drop in shootings, robberies, burglaries, and rapes and fired that's going up. But when it comes to this here, there's one hundred percent increase in haunted house rapes that is that is big. But a whole weekend a whole weekend of no shootings. That's pretty. I'm talking Friday to Sunday. And then there was one on Monday. Then there's one Monday afternoon, the guy got shot in the ankle in the Bronx. Well, somebody read that newspaper was like Nanan right? This is New York on my city. That's right. Make this view haunted house, real. Do you watch. No, I don't watch it. Like I see it. You think he'd want you to go is like no expectation that you have to want. He went to stay fresh. I don't wanna be in bed to cloud my judgment. How many, how weird would it be? How many years have you been there Kimmel about just over a year. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm just saying like at a certain point, I could see for the first few months. I mean, when you're trying to really kind of ingredient shelf at the show and you want to be on top of everything, you wanna be able to compliment people on the way segments went belly of certain point. If you're writing on a show like a nightly strip, talk show, whatever in your watching every night, it'd be like, all right, let's bring it would be weird if I knew who did what, but here's the thing around for the monologue like every night and Dan, I, why are we in banished for show we were this switch on about Al. I would be watching that I would be watching every single show of the show I work. Yeah, watching found. I wonder if you're. Pingpong physically there. You guys are for my part of the show. And then when Billy Bob Thornton is talking, I don't have anything to do with that. It's a holy bugs off for five fucking minute. Absolutely not true. It's the first fifteen minutes is the monologue. The next forty. Five are not wonderful. I'm going to tell you how TV works ready? Yeah, just commercials recorded fast forward, but there's no, there's nothing to be written beyond the first fifteen minutes..

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

Probably Science

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"So whoever didn't see that i feel like this is in my memory for didn't trump question the veracity of hairspray that is one hundred percent he said he yeah his windows closed his door shuts how can it get out yeah yeah yeah he likes sprays hairspray around and it's like oh it's not hurting that fear in here i mean bill gates thing we cover this but like bill gates just said that he did have to explain the different suite h h president twice to explain it twice yeah which has been real awkward when trump several people are riding in the motorcade and he's like why don't we just take the hov lane and they're all like what what did you should watch the bill gates thing because brian toby to he bill gates has become a funny duty he's killing yes talk like it's a friendly crowd still legitimately be able to do the united late show at the store yeah yeah but i try to always jokes work every time jesse yeah wet can listen to find out more about everything you do won't twitter jesse joyce that's where i usually post shows them about to do and stuff and i got a website jesse joyce dot com i got two cds you can get on tunes and spotify whatever very funny comic yeah check out all of his stuff we'll don't is because we were putting two so close to each other well thank them next week.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

Probably Science

01:47 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"It was okay with tweeting the fact that wasn't wasn't until thirties realized that the band the beatles that spelling a play on like a music beat funny way to spell the animal beetle keep the beat music yeah i actually over christmas right but that's a funny thing you're doing it's obvious everyone else sees that word i mean i thought but i mean if i had i would have when i was over christmas i was at visiting we went up to visit good friend of the show nick duty and his wife custody up in in you'll chia and coasties parents house has on that bookshelf just has a book that school beatles but it's about the insects that it's written in sort of a beatles and january through me for second like oh that's a wave bell yeah actual oh no his actual beatles isn't actual till the it's a custos dad was into nature was a science teacher so that the beatles wow got i wish that so this article the snoop thing on the sidebar there's the tim horton's story which which which was science related because it's the greatest thing is the shit i'm not gonna go into everyone's heard there is waiting to wrap this up in a second butts we've just been fatty environment heavy show but there's one more retirement story that i found the other day that banned ozone humming gas creeps back suggesting a mystery source of cfc's ways i didn't actually hear what use that the cfc's which we end like it's been banned exactly okay we got rid of cfc's for the most part globally it used to be.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

Probably Science

02:02 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"You didn't discover the thing it's just new to you really it should be named for the millennial who rediscovered the existence of his animal that the rest of us were well aware existed cats yeah it's it's really stupid to me i'm told of that because on the one hand gave me frog looks like and it's taboo like what fuck it's like yeah yeah no people there's there's a lot of people that know that already i on the other hand there is a lot of this like well you know this still showing the spirit of discovery and enjoying covering anything it's new to them to them but they're chewing snoops discovery here so he's out visiting martha stewart in in new york and i think we should call scoop cones from here on let's see if we can get into the audio okay ticked up man a home what about the fictive some awesome smoke bake account simply send leaves an outbreak of wood ticks and compton says paiko and he says a hu yeah i enjoyed that like no one else is particularly moved by his discovery thanks yeah that's funny but like i guess it's rooted in you know and i felt like you know you guys seem like you enjoy learning and i if if somebody's talking about thing that you're not familiar with i feel like the last thing you do is just announced everyone i don't know what we're talking about here you know what i mean like just yet.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

Probably Science

02:11 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"So so i had to i have like a form letter now that i had my laurie then ps like he was like in a future i would advise you didn't ask me but i would vise you not to ironically name your company's something that's adjacent to the largest company in the history of the world yeah so like just for anybody out there might incorporate don't call yourself like the ford motorist you'll get a triumph on electron monsanto yeah so anyway for now said you money they still have to do it too oh yeah no it like it hasn't happened but i think it's like a lot of these trolling lawyers that like find you know they just somehow they find out that company incorporated in california and maybe i can represent him if he's dumb enough to think that he's involved in this lawsuit you know so same way do you see finally the peyton troll case against put cost was squashed only it just ended yeah they'd be sage's but yeah marham was tweeting out for the for those people who don't know like patent oh payden trolling in general is kinda similar to this what people people while about realized that if they buy up the most generic sounding payton's that they can find they can start sending these letters to people going like we own the we we owned the thing that you do unless you pay money to license this row we can take you to court and they normally have that only the amount of money that they owe sufficiently low the people would just go fuck it and pay the money rather than trying to fight it because i commend expensive legal battle i'm one of the things for this putt costing west someone had someone had bought a patent that was just a means of distributing audio it was like so general generic and then they would just rinsing various podcasts funny and now has been the eff it freedom foundation frontier from fronts of front it anyway the f f who do a lot of online freedom work who podcast and the show.

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"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

Probably Science

01:31 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"Did you get free show at the end has nugget productions which is the name of gyms company which again he set up years ago once he started making enough money to make it with while to have come there you go so on day one jim had do think of what am i gonna call myself which is my company right and his one is pretty nugget productions but based on his real last name is new jensen that's that yeah right that's why i'm in if you're legit the other family family like his best friends family in the show all the new jeans that's okay but that's why there's like you know get a check that i have to take to a banker says you know dick sweat llc why do i have to fucking embarrassing yes also coming just at that point exactly his accountant just went you need a name dick sweat it is yeah exactly i should oh sorry go ahead i should've been keeping a list of throughout the years of putting bridgetown like sony checks i had to write to like i should have just what's the dumbest one oh yeah i would love to know what your dumbest one but i spent like three months trying new it was important to do and i was very proud of myself because i ended up deciding i went with the the west india trading company i am so because it sounds like a big damn deal right so like you're gonna get you know like if i if i ever employees to do anything for you're gonna go to the bank proudly with a check from the west india tree and company you know what i mean i thought that was kind of funny but it's very funny so anyway but then what happened is i began to get.

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01:47 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"Thing but that's kind of fun best anthrax causes anthrax is an organism that has only one goal that is to kill you you think tigers are deadly you're gonna wanna find a trend you aren't going to find a tranquilizer to stop mersa and she's a little bias she'd mitch's all choose microbiologist this is tangential related but the birdflu sounds horrible also i right when birdflu was first megan's around was like the early two thousands was the first time that it was like being reported you know okay mad at china or whatever everybody's selling ours outbreak there was a lot yeah yeah we're like watch bird flu or whenever i happen to be doing stand up in indianapolis i drove pass a pet store that specialized in birds that it was called bird fever start to think that that guy like is when i saw that the news was like what the fuck are they calling it why would they call it birdflu that's terrible aquarium and fish shop in portland called the wet spot like endo on your pets we we briefly would catered by on the jim jeffrey show by it a food company called food fetish which just that's weird yeah you know they have the truck parked outside for their catering truck and everything and she's looking at yeah a lot of cake parts of the table yeah it's just not nice yeah you know i don't wanna kick shame anyone but not something you want to take me think about while you're getting your i think it's mit to be played on.

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01:47 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"So is co ice cold awo molterer irrigated into the external auditory now the temperature difference between the body and then egypt had wall to crease convective current in the end limb for the nearby horizontal semicircular canal houghton cowell to produce cars and upset directions and therefore horizontal nece tagme which isn't a condition of involuntary movement donald dancing is opposite directions impatience with an intact brain stem also just make you throw up your eyes dance around but if you poured cold water in someone's ear that would make them forget that the leg day don't have is throbbing right wouldn't it like it's just a distraction yeah you would stop would stop recounting the horrors of the civil war for three minutes to go like what danc i let's see visit google video for nice dogmas senate is also works if you be in someone's ear faxing most things years probably crush the call that you're ed yeah yeah yeah that would also make you forget on a rollercoaster god this is the first thing that comes up when i look for dads guys on youtube it's pretty creepy cute kid tell no no that's pretty weird yeah sarah back and forth yeah they sort of assuming this is not intentional or else it would no i think it's like her like you know her party trick it's like oh like watched what i can do kind of thing you know i don't think she poured cold wide being arrear.

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01:46 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"With all the ones that will be existing that i'm not sure this is different episodes i'm sorry no no that's okay i was just looking at what what what uses the most energy like what like okay so five percent but what is taking up currently the most energy porn it turns out it's yeah it's a cooling your house so easy cooling the whole planet yeah well yeah well it's yeah that's what it seems to say so wow that makes sense because everything related is usually the least officiant way of like once you've once you've turned energy to heat like fuck this is the least efficient form of it the least transportable version of it the right and i imagine the cooling costs of refrigeration and stuff would would increase with bitcoin because of all of the mountain dew being consumed people talk about this official drink of currency probably code red like frank i'm sure bryan cook as horrible drinking he's strikes me yeah it seems like he does yeah do you think about and do guy i think he wakes up yet like there's like a few empty to leaders like around his bed i mean he does like the or hourly quivalent of that which is taylor swift we just went to wisconsin and friday and that was an ironic thing brian wanted to go to that i okay he loves he's a complicated man he lives katy perry i point out friend of the show branko on the show new several times the olso carney works with jesse he's kimmel and which by the way i like i revealed recently to staff that and this is now.

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01:59 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"This kind of i so i've moved from new york to here in the major reason i needed to get movers was four my taxidermy like i can get an couch on the coast but i can't get a new fucking bison head right so i need to fuck in so anyway so the movers these new york dudes and they're like moving my shit out of my apartment and i'm like kind of supervising and the one dude he's carrying my moosehead out by its giant antlers like he's lifting it out by the rack of antlers any walks by me goes was some kind of horse i was like dude i don't care that you've only lived in new york your entire life like you're holding it by it's fucking antlers like what you see horses in new york like what the fuck are you anyway i mean but then we were just talking about the kimball bits you do with man on the street people to block the dumb shit oh yeah yeah extremely still have that much faith in the intelligence the well but also you're going to hollywood boulevard nut hanging out in harvard square like you know like i think you're different yeah but also lot leaders the other duddy secret of any of those men on the street bits is the people you have a camera in someone's face and they panic and say whatever it is that they want to they think they will yeah they say yeah yeah that have to like the light witness new segment which is hilarious if you don't know as a recurring bid on came away so they go out on the street and awesome about events that didn't happen all haven't happened yet so they just did one for the royal wedding but they recorded it before the royal wedding happening what did you think of the draft and oh so beautiful but it it partly is just because people just panic when you put a camera tv cameras someone's face and they got like i don't know what i need to say right now but i'm gonna say whatever i think they need to like i don't wanna disappoint this guy seems british because you hit a fake accent you know and and so it was like oh boy.

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01:33 min | 2 years ago

"jesse joyce" Discussed on Probably Science

"Fox it's not even fucking cow hang on a second what because i have seen it written a now as two separate woods musk ox that's what it is yes but also didn't realize that it's written moscow his how it is more commonly written like as in one word yeah as in all of that emit strong oda although it isn't an extreme according to you is like oh that's the thing it's miss categorize like yeah it's not in the family but they have cloven hooves anyway another an that it's what i think is interesting is it's like literally like the only remaining prius ice age animal like it's what goats look like in the i say only it's like it definitely looks like it looks to a goat what a willy mammoth looks like elephants exactly that's exactly algae that's what it is so anyway whatever the point is it fucking hangs up of my fireplace and is very unsettling to any any plumber or electricity as the come over and it's a twenty minute conversation about what the fuck that is so what about full full bodies i don't like little things like i have a fox like the full like i don't have the space to have but it must gaza corp i bear rug like a full oaklawn adult wow brown bear rug but those things shed is it stick i around or know what my dog sheds far more than my buck indices of bear rug.

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