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Fresh "Jerry seinfeld" from Bob Sirott

Bob Sirott

00:50 min | 49 min ago

Fresh "Jerry seinfeld" from Bob Sirott

"Cold is that He's uh he then you want your hands touching me now Our temperatures are expected to average actually four degrees above normal through the first week of December, but His letter. Time is it and it's 10 minutes after eight o'clock Good morning On the first day of December, Dean Richards is off. We have some entertainment news for you and we'll check in with folks Entertainment tonight momentarily Happy birthday today. Woody Allen is 85 Bette Midler is 75. Sarah Silverman is 50. And if you are into comedy, get the Seinfeld book. I was looking through it at the bookstore the other day. Most valuable things. Jerry Seinfeld loans are the thousands of pieces of paper yellow scribbled over sometimes crumbled Get for years he's been cramming into brown accordion folders that were once a staple of storage until something better came along, called the Laptop Computer. He has saved everything. Smart because that's what this book is just a collection of all of his stuff. The joke Seinfeld has been writing and telling since the first day walked into a New York nightclub is a 21 year old wannabe comic who accepted free hamburgers in lieu of a paycheck. Aaron this new book. And he's still jotting down those notes. He is 66 now and there are some present day musings to in this book. Seinfeld wondering how the world keeps getting more crowded when he doesn't see any more cemeteries being built. Most of the book, though he's got a divided in two decades, and he's got material from each decade. The book is called. Is this anything the title taken from the question? Every comic asks every other comic Here She is about to try out new material. So might want to put that on your gift list. Someone. The Jerry Seinfeld book. Is this anything? Which was the title of a great Letterman bit, wasn't it? And also entertainment news and I'm sorry to see this show go for a couple reasons. It was produced here in Chicago and shot in Chicago, the Amazon Syriza's Utopia. And I'm also a little bummed out because I made an appearance on that show, I think was Episode five As they say, TV news anchor man had to talk to my agent about the typecasting. And I didn't even I didn't see it. I'll be honest with you. I think I know why show was canceled. My wife and I watched the first one. And then that was we didn't watch anymore. It was you know, I don't know. It was very confusing. I thought good production. Don't get me wrong. Everybody worked on that show did a great job, but Not not sure I understood it and I was in it. And well, This is another entertainment headline today. Have you seen this documentary? That's I think it's on HBO or HBO. Max called the Mystery of D B Cooper. No. The story the guy who jumped out of an airplane in the northwest, they never found him. And they found years later they found some of the money, but that was it. And it remains unopened mystery. So I'm watching this documentary. And I got a couple of Facebook messages or e mails or text about this. Saying that they heard me on this show. And I really so I'm watching the show on the open of the show. There. They use little snippets of different newscasters telling the story of this This skyjacking. DB Cooper and I hear myself talking about it, and it's It's from a, uh, a piece I did for CBS on the West 57th News magazine about D B Cooper. And so I guess that they took. They took a little bit of that for the opening. My supposed to get paid for that control room. Joe. We need to record that. Can we record that Andre played here some morning? We're near the mystery of DB Cooper and his HBO, HBO, Max. So Yeah, anyway. You have something to say for WGN? No, no, that That's that was my that was in that conspiracy, Uh, trial movie. And I mean, uh, my voice track was buried with the about 100. Others couldn't even hear me. I don't get paid for that either. A 15 notice a pattern here. We'll talk about What else is in the entertainment headlines with Cassie Dolora from entertainment tonight? Next, Let's get to the weather report here. Traffic update in the sports headline. And Steve. When is the sun coming out today is gonna warm up. We've already started seeing some clearing skies out to the East west and south of Chicago, southwest of Chicago, like Juliette this morning is now clear. Ro Ra is now clear, so probably By mid morning we'll see sunshine and that's gonna be the forecast for today. Expecto High up near probably 36 degrees or so of windshield. So still an issue today with winds out of the northwest of 10 to 15 MPH than clear overnight tonight, a lot of 25 Sunny tomorrow and 46. The windshield now is 18 in O'Hare. It's 10 in Aurora, the windshield 19 here at the lakefront and the temperature is 26. Northwestern's game A No go.

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The Queen's Gambit (Netflix Mini-Series 2020)

Jason and Alexis

09:02 min | 3 weeks ago

The Queen's Gambit (Netflix Mini-Series 2020)

"Still in their top five I remember correctly. Is the queen's gambit. It was number one don't know where it is. Right now. I still think it's the number one show streaming right now on the streamer, but it is about the orphan who becomes A chess Phanom. And she learns chess from the maintenance man downstairs in the orphanage and her life. Just kind of goes from there, and I'm keeping it purposely broad, cause I so want you and I've been I've been guilty of Oversharing and I want to I want you guys to Kind of unfold the show for yourself because that's that's part of the magic of it, because it's so gosh darn good. We talked about it last week. Alexis is back and you watched it a cz. Well, I watched everything. Jeez, I could not stop watching it. And they binged it in four days. Completely just watched the whole thing. It's about what we did. Yeah, I'm with you. Oh, man. It is so good. Now I don't know much about chess. So I think that if you do love chess, you'll even get more in terms of the moves because they really had a really cool way of showing how they do it with the shadows of the ponds and the different You know pieces and then the boards. You know how they do the different moves. And what did the bishop do? And you know all of that, And there's all of these different ways to come at it. You know, different theories and thiss guy does it this way, and he always moves this first and so That was kind of lost on me. But it just It was such a great story and a great reminder that if you want to be the best at what you dio, it takes a lot of hard work a lot of dedication. And also trying around it. Right and remembering the people around. You mean I think about LeBron James and Michael Jordan. Serena Williams. Now, of course, this is in the sports world. Tom Brady, You know, like you are a goat. You really do need to work. You know, they're not out partying and having fun, And that's kind of the same case with the in the Queen's gambit, she Beth. She's just really focused on her goal of being the best chess player. I love that she didn't really focus on her gender, but the media did. And but it's still a hard world to be in when it's all it's all men like, generally older sixties in the fifties and sixties, So you know at the time it's during the Cold War. There's already tensions between the U. S and the Soviet Union already at that time, and then the best chess players come from the Soviet Union. So it was really reflective of the time to mean just in a chess game, So I really like that. I like the full circle aspect of the story toward the end. Again. I don't want to give too much away like you, said Jace. But itjust they answer a lot of questions that you may have as you're watching it and satisfying answers. I see what Yeah, yeah. Don. Where are you? I am just finished Episode four They're going to attack a lot into each episode, though. I mean, even by the end of the first one, you're like, Whoa. This is like a full movie. I just watched her. That's so true, Don. Yeah. In the anime pack a lot in. I mean so much. It's like the opposite of what they did with blind manner, not enough material that they snatched into. Ah, really long boring. Story That was way too many episodes. This is very efficient and I love the writing. You get to know her and what she's all about, Really? Not necessarily through the dialogue, but what they show you. Yes. Great writing, Thie. Other thing. It's the fashion one. Everything she wore. This will be nominated for costume design. Don't you think? Absolutely, without a doubt, the production design and the wardrobe. They're They're co stars. They're they're absolute co stars, and she carries it. She carries it so well, those clothes you know that old saying the the clothes don't wear you. You wear the clothes. She wears those clothes girl. I mean, she capital. W wears out, though, that wardrobe and Well, I just want to be her and Lex. I don't know if you felt this way, said this to dawn last week in the most complimentary way possible. I was sad. I was sad at the conclusion not because of the conclusion, but because I wanted more time with Beth, I interesting. I don't often have that reaction to characters. Um, you know, like Star Wars. I just, You know, I want to hang out with Ray and I want to know what's happening and all that stuff. But I really I'm sad that I'm not going to be invited in her world anymore. Well, that's what I was going to ask you because it does look like maybe a season two is in the works. Really? Yeah. There at least floating the idea around what it could be. Will they bring it back for a second season s wires asking that and It's not renewed. Of course, there's no news about that. But this next season would dive into her love life, her family history, that type of thing. I had the opposite reaction. I feel like this miniseries. It was perfect. In the way that they told it. I don't know if I need to know more. I love I love how it ended, and just That's great. Yeah, I'm not saying I want it because they'll mess it up, right? That's what I'm worried about. Yeah, I It's like big little lives. You know, the first was based on a book and that was near perfect. And then you went back, and you basically forced the author to create another story in a short amount of time. And you know, it wasn't a natural process. You gave the A writer. A hard deadline. I don't think you know. Not all. Not all creatives work well with that s O this. Yeah, but I was Muchas. I'm sad for that desire to him, Not with her. I would rather have that than an unsatisfying Sequel Hard to beat that this is Yeah, because this is just a compliment. I I miss her. I want to know what she's doing, but I'll rely on my imagination for that, and I'm fine. It's just It's just a huge compliment to the writer of the novel into the two the creatives behind this miniseries. They did such a good job that they made me want, Maura and that Whatmore could you ask for with a creative endeavor? You know Jerry Seinfeld, No one to get off the stage. They're off the stage and I miss her because she's so freaking cool. I want to have with her. I want her to be my friend. And then I want to steal all of her clothes. Be nude. That's not nice. Other things, didn't you guys? Yeah, No kidding. Just gorgeous. Benny Watts. The character who the guy who plays many Watts, Thomas Brody Stang stur. Yeah, He's that kid from love, Actually, Yeah. Grew up guys. He looks exactly the same thing just looks like someone pulled them from his head. Hold his legs and to stretch them a little bit. Was he also in finding Neverland with Johnny Depp? Yes, I think so. The writer of Peter Pan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it just looks like someone stretched him. You had put a mustache auto. And then the other kid is from Harry Potter. Yes, friend of her selling. Is Perry's cousin, His awful cousin that he lives with. Yeah, deadly Douglas. Yeah, and he's the other person and I just like I said this to dawn. I just like that the old you know, one of the themes that I realized after the fact is really about loneliness, you know, Beth the character and we're talking queen's gambit as we wrap it up here on Netflix. You know, it's a great lesson where sometimes you just see what's right in front of your face. And Beth did that. Beth was guilty of thinking that she was very alone. She was on ly kind of looking within just a few inches of her face. But if she just looked around She just looked a little bit to her left and right. She realized she really wasn't alone. And I think that's a good universal lesson for all of us that sometimes when we do feel very isolated and alone where we really are not, itjust takes Takes a moment to look around. And Beth really was Beth her whole life and, understandably, so she felt alone. But she really never wasn't. She always had people that was rooting for her, but she just never internally felt that way. Andi. I've found that fascinating to examine in that show. So the Queen's gambit everybody on Netflix If you haven't it, it's

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Longtime ATP Tour Insider Weller Evans

Beyond The Baseline

05:56 min | Last month

Longtime ATP Tour Insider Weller Evans

"Everyone John. With was were so streaming tennis podcast everyone twelve, our guest as we do Beller Evan any insider will recognize sellers name the consummate timoth insider he worked for the ATP Tour for many years his. Was Tour Manager for the most part, but he also was. A fixer, a pragmatists they council guidance counselor. One of the tour employees who work with the players week in week out was in the locker room and really knows that the mechanics of tennis mechanic of the tour better than anyone he also briefly served on the. Board, last year and part of this year. So this is a a wide ranging conversation with a crew tennis. Insider we talk a bit about tennis in twenty twenty the we talk about this more stories from. Welders career in also been about how to get into tennis There are roles into score even if. You do not hit a ball at a professional level and weller someone who spent his whole career in tennis and only a few of those as a player. So here's a wide ranging conversation with a true tennis insider. Here's Willer Evans first of all Weller Evans thank you for. Thank you for doing this I appreciate this. Model John It's It's a pleasure. I have to congratulate you in that You know it's to be quite Khuda get both Jerry. Seinfeld, and Weller Evans. As interviews within a month of one another. Low Bar just make a few jokes in Yiddish and everyone everyone goes home. Happy. No but we passed up no opportunity to talk tennis and I was saying in the Intro I feel like you are. You're the perfect person to help make some sense of these strange times because you are someone, it's always understood the mechanics and have the insider perspective. and. Our Voice of reason and I figured I wanNA hear a bit about your backstory in some sort of historic progressives. But but help us make sense of tennis in Twenty Twenty How How are you sensing? This is going and what's your take on sort of gray tennis in this work around year? Well I think we're fortunate to be playing tennis at all and to actually have had. Three of the four slams played. This year I think is a remarkable accomplishment. Don't you? Yep Absolutely. especially. Given the challenges of of tennis compared to other sports You know it's it's not it's not as simple as. You, you've got thirty teens in everyone's GonNa, lock themselves in a bubble together. To, two hundred and fifty six players from all over the world is is a big challenge. What do you make about the rest of it? I? Mean we have. Cologne one in Cologne to this week, which sounds like Competing. Hugo boss. Fragrance collection we have carry over points we have. To joke of, it's not playing Paris because he's disincentivize because of the point structure what's your take on? Tennis outside of outside of the three majors we were able to play. Well just. To sort of focus for a second on the ranking system. And and what we had to do and I apologize in advance for referring. To. The ATP as we but when you work for an Organization for twenty five years and you stay so closely connected to it it's inevitable that you end up referring to what they do as as we but. You know. The ranking system has to be addressed. Once we took such a long off from tournaments. and. You enter. That challenge you know with the premise that there's not going to be a perfect system. Heck. Probably, our current ranking system is not perfect. But realizing that there's probably not even an optimum way to accomplish all that needs to be accomplished. So is it? It really was a challenge for sure but You know I think the ATP's priority was always to. Try to continue to have a fair and accurate evaluation of. Player on court performance, which also has credibility with our fans and I think if you look at the rankings as they currently stand I, think the ADP has accomplished. You know accomplish that goal. With Roger. Not Be fit enough to play the world tour finals I would. Like to think that a a guy who's been really hot since we return to the court Andrei Rubel who actually was was. INFLA-. Go even before the suspension is going to make the world tour finals I'm sure there are people who? Are. Going ask. Why Medvedev? is going to be in there when he hasn't really. You. Duplicated. The success that he had last year an-and. CARNOT boost has. Left back into everybody's consciousness and. He may or may not make it to London. So I'm sure they'll be people who. You might question that but I think on the whole the ranking system and the rankings that we have currently even given the the cogut accommodations that were made. With with our fats.

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Latest: Most missing now accounted for in Oregon blaze

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 months ago

Latest: Most missing now accounted for in Oregon blaze

"Comedian as wildfires Jerry Seinfeld continue took to burning the stage in Oregon at a New York summer comedy exactly club Sunday waiting but while others it wasn't are returning performing to instead find he burned was making out a plea homes for coronavirus more than a million funding acres for live have been scorched venues by the flames Seinfeld and at least is with ten senator people Chuck killed Schumer to push the bipartisan George Gobel didn't save expect our stages the flames act to close which in would on aid the family music compound art and comedy in mill clubs city like Gotham within the fire where they that were closed please grab the animals the business left it is all thus but far the cat you couldn't of find our culture in the sure cat says we came the ten back billion two days dollar to bill three days would later give venues we found him grants of up to burnt twelve possible million belly dollars each but other to than help that them stay open we got if him they he don't didn't get die help but everything most of else them was three gone quarters now of the they're world sifting all under through his the as charred the bill would remains be part of a just larger keep working coronavirus and keep your spending head up package thank god everybody with funding got out for cities and states long which as Schumer everybody got predicts out everything has else a fifty to be replaced fifty chance except of passing he says his before vintage the election car collection which Julie was not Walker insured New York I'm Julie Walker

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 months ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 months ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 months ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Sarah Cooper is getting a Netflix special

News, Traffic and Weather

00:32 sec | 3 months ago

Sarah Cooper is getting a Netflix special

"Netflix. Lisa G. Report Cooper Game fame during the pandemic by lip sinking impressions of President Donald Trump that she posted on TIC Tac and other social media platforms. Her how to videos of earned tens of millions of views and garden support and re tweets from Ben Stiller, Chrissy Teak and Jerry Seinfeld and Seth Meyers, among others. Sarah Cooper. Everything's fine is set to premiere this fall. According to Netflix, the variety special feature vignettes dealing with Politics, race, gender and class. Your voice. Your

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

03:51 min | 6 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

"Right like you WanNa, take the parts of yes. I thought we were going to go deep, you know. What do you got a? Tough question. There's no tough questions I. Think the one thing that I think is interesting, but I think we kind of worked around. It was just that you know the idea that if you're funnier, just funny, and that's it. That doesn't run deeper than that, but I think the more we talk about it that if you're funny, there seem you can't be funny without a certain amount of something on the anger, spectrum or something on this spectrum across. All those things are are minor reminders. The major is. The ball coming off the bat is the ball coming off the bat. Yeah, that's what I care about. That's what I live for. That's what I think is the gift. Right well, how do you decide you challenge yourself to kind of take all these things apart and to really get into these the minutiae of stuff, and and write the shit out of stuff, but you know. How do you know? How do you decide what you? What isn't funny? What when you I mean outside of just saying I can't make that funny. Are there things that you don't even want to try to make fun? Yeah, because of their easy you well. I've seen things like that. Or that's not challenging or is not original. Not It's not A. You want to dig out something that nobody's really saw, but you do that with with with stuff. That's you don't do that with death. You don't do that with like you know if I break. I do I. Do have some stuff like that. That, you know when you're born. It's you know people walk in three. died one right now. Yeah, it's the different number of. Going back to the same room right now. No. That's a joke. Yeah, it's a solid laughed so loud to do it right got it. It's to pay its way. It's good Oscar. Yeah! That was heavy. I like that one actually you know. That that. There's a different number of people you. For me. Right? Okay I'M GONNA. Talk about death, but That was challenging to get a laugh big enough for me to keep that in. Yeah, you know. Where do you work out the sets now I thought that was anything. I Love Gotham on twenty third. Oh Yeah Chris's voice. Yeah, so you'll just do what a week or residency once twice a week for. BUYING DOING But when you build in an hour, you don't you don't go down us no more no. You? Just put it together way to okay I got enough. Now this constant no I. Get it I get it, but like. If you got to do a big room where you gotta do an hour, you gotta have an hour. That's all I. Do yeah. Right but I'm saying when you putting it together, you do it in smaller chunks. What I'm trying to establish. No, never I never don't have it, I see I come from. The seventies when you have an act, yeah, no I know I. Get! There's an ever evolving act I've done six or seven hours, but just saying that you gotta work out somewhere. You'RE NOT GONNA. Work out new material you know for the first time at the Atlantic City or whatever I do not right. You do that Gotham. Yeah in like fifteen twenty minute chunks right got it. That's all. The Not fighting with you. I'm glad we talk makes me feel better. Good and. Thank you I. I hope you're okay I'm okay. And I hope I feel like you're GONNA be okay. Thank you. We're going to be okay. I think. I hope show next time we see each other. We know each other now. Okay Buddy thanks..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

06:43 min | 6 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

"It. You started at the Strip. Catcher rising saw the very first place I went, and then we couldn't get on stage, and then the Strip opened up and we were able to get on stage. Wha Wha what year so seventy? Five, seventy six one catch opened. Catch Open seventy three, I think the Improv I think sixty six. Yet improv they did a a variety show for for type of thing, so you like sort of the second wave so I guess second way right so like Richard Lewis and those guys are above you. You ever went after them, so you're all Larry David Brenner Bob Shami once at the old improv before it closed. And he said that's funny. Stuff I'll let you know how it works. Is One of the most powerful comics ever seen still Bob Shaw. Bob Shaw in his moment was a brutally funny guy. He yes, he would tear the wallpaper off a catch. Yeah, yeah, Oh, Gosh, yeah! I think he's still around I mean he was writing? He wrote for us on the series for a couple of years. Oh, yeah, he's very good friend Larry. David's right in a dirty was hanging around. Bob Altman, and yeah I mean so. You couldn't get on a catch originally. What? What was the white? How did it work back? Then was Lucien at the St. Lucia was there. Yes, but I was there very early. They opened in June I got in there in July and I was him seeing by. December of that year I had only been in the business real like four months, and they made me an MC which was twenty five dollars, a night and I got three nights, and and that was it. I turned in my waiters Apron, and I was that, was it? You're a waiter. You're a waiter before I was a waiter group around thirty or forty seven. Am to two PM Right. That was about sixteen seventeen dollars a day. I was living on that and you, but you weren't. Living in the city restored Hamas living in the city. Yeah, on eighty I in Columbus in like a box. Yeah, box just by yourself, though by myself seventeen feet square box. And how would you like woody twenty, or do you want and your folks are okay with it? They're excited. You're living in. The city didn't seem very interested. They, then the benign neglect that my parents gave me was the greatest lesson of my life. When did that start? They one. Yeah! You live your life. We'll live ours. A. Good luck. Father did love what I was doing. He loved it from the beginning or Because of the complete independence of it yeah yeah. DOCO where everybody else goes to your own thing, so he never pressured you. You never know nothing now interesting. Because I don't I was no concern. Even he was just happy for you. They weren't like I'm. Mother confessed years later. They were a little concerned. They never said anything to me. Yeah, yeah, imagine I'm forty five where my mother I brings up. Have you ever thought of getting married? That that's what first comes up I can yes wow, and she's still around right? No, my mom passed about five years ago. At Ninety nine. We'll see so. She saw you got married. She saw getting kids. You've got all the good things. Yes, yes, yes. So. Who's it like when you get? When you get to the Strip, so you're like one of the first guys there. And what? What was the name of the guy that owned that place? There were three guys. Richie taken John. McGowan and potlucks and was just the guy worked there. He was a carpenter designed to build cabinets to hold the t shirts. That's what did that solution did and then they kind of made him a manager, and then he stayed there forever. Yes, forever to the end so. This was a great thing for you, because so the catch rising star had this. What a bigger roster! MORE FAMOUS CLOTHES SOCIETY! You aren't right in there. You know that was going to break into that first of all. I wasn't cool enough. I wasn't druggy enough. I wasn't. I wasn't that Kinda. You know that I was never getting in with those guys. Who is there? WHO! Kelly Rogers David say Agassi, bells or bells was the. The Guy The guy. He was the host, the MCI and numerous great guy always very nice to me A. The Romance of catch rising star was was something I still. When I talked to rock and Quinn and joyner guys. who were there George Wallace. He'll still waxing about romance of categorizing star. Is it was nothing like it? So. Have you ever been there? Sure? I mean He. You Know Louis they I when I started doing, stand up in New York it was eighty nine, and the old catch was still there and you know I was, too. I didn't have the values too proud to sit around and wait at the bar for him to decide when to put me on. You know when everybody left, so I kind of. Of, focused on the the old Improv and you know the down like Boston Comedy Club and wherever I could get work, but I had a real problem with Veranda for years because I just felt mistreated and I didn't play by his rules, but I'd go up there, but I don't think I really I. Don't think I was ever there to feel the vibe of it when it was great. It was great in the Seventies. But you definitely felt that. These guys were like you know. It was a different way of life than what you wanted to do too many drugs to throw and roll the. Drugs, but I just knew I was not there Kinda Guy. You know I always had I always had notes in my. Nerd Oh, yeah, total nerd. Really and yeah and. Obsessed with my axe I was. With my act and my staff. They didn't work on their acts. Want Yuna. By, were you able, so you were? Were you incapable of socializing and capable? At. That's the secret of my success. You got three people. You can.

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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours To Kill

CBS Sunday Morning with Jane Pauley

00:18 sec | 7 months ago

Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours To Kill

"Human beings like to be close together because it makes it easier for us to judge and criticize in his new Netflix special twenty three hours to kill Jerry Seinfeld is back doing what he loves among the people he loves but only to

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Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

AP 24 Hour News

00:29 sec | 7 months ago

Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

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Governors disregarding White House guidelines on reopening

"Jerry the White Seinfeld House is continues getting the last to praise laugh governors in a court who are rolling battle back over a show corona he virus created restrictions even though they're failing to an appeals meet court the administration's in New York has ruled guidelines in Jerry Seinfeld's for reopening favor safely in a lawsuit over president the show trump comedians is applauding in cars Texas getting governor coffee Greg Abbott's writer Christian push Charles to reopen claims his state into twenty although eighteen coronavirus lawsuit that cases the idea are of the on show the was upswing his creation there something and federal he cooked guidance up calls with Seinfeld for a fourteen while working day with decrease him on a series of I projects think we have to do that it claim you know was rejected with this and country now an appeals can't stay court in New York closed has upheld and locked down that decision I'm for Oscar years wells Gabriel analysis by the Associated Press planes at least seventeen states haven't met the testing requirements what the president says he's given the governor's leeway we rely on them we trust that the governors of California and New York both Democrats say they won't be pressed to open too soon how many lives are you willing to lose to re open the economy new York's Andrew Cuomo Jackie Quinn Washington

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Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

AP News Radio

00:31 sec | 7 months ago

Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

"Jerry Seinfeld is getting the last laugh in a court battle over a show he created an appeals court in New York has ruled in Jerry Seinfeld's favor in a lawsuit over the show comedians in cars getting coffee writer Christian Charles claims into twenty eighteen lawsuit that the idea of the show was his creation something he cooked up with Seinfeld while working with him on a series of projects that claim was rejected and now an appeals court in New York has upheld that decision I'm Oscar wells Gabriel

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Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

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00:31 sec | 7 months ago

Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

"Jerry Seinfeld is getting the last laugh in a court battle over a show he created an appeals court in New York has ruled in Jerry Seinfeld's favor in a lawsuit over the show comedians in cars getting coffee writer Christian Charles claims into twenty eighteen lawsuit that the idea of the show was his creation something he cooked up with Seinfeld while working with him on a series of projects that claim was rejected and now an appeals court in New York has upheld that decision I'm Oscar wells Gabriel

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

07:04 min | 9 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

"Girl walks up to me. And she's got her phone out and she says. Excuse me do you remember your friend. Jesse mentioned it. Who was this person talking about and I go of course? He's the guy who said to me. She says we've been living together for twenty years. I have him on the phone right now across the street from this place. Jessie wasn't the guy that was our other friend. Mike Costanza weight but imagine I'm standing across in the first place at went on stage and the guy who encouraged me to do with his partner walks up to me and he's on the phone. This was like three months ago. One of the craziest things ever happened. And she says he and micro getting together tonight for dinner well and I'm thinking well of course on invaded. I'm not going but I would. I wanted to ask. People are stupid. Life is dumb. It would be nice if he could get over and you guys could hang out if he could get over his last name. That was very buddy. Why because name's Costanza took his name. Yeah that's funding worth one hundred million dollars. It's it's definitely not that's crazy. That's like a joke number. Yeah okay well. We've wasted everybody's time enough. I know but we've got a couple more minutes. Is there anything that we will just kick ourselves? We didn't if we didn't ask to take a moment again about your parents like what they were like cal. No Mark told us. My Dad was insanely funny. Insanely funny stuff. Joke jokes and in the army had a metal box. You can imagine what jokes were in the army. You know was Outrageous survived. You know. Everybody knew millions of jokes and he had a box and he had them all in a file and but both of my parents were orphans. And they both got yeah. They both got married very late in life. Orphans like they were. They grew up in an orphanage. An orphanage part company like we've spent a lot of time together that we know like nothing about talk about jokes. Okay so so you as you might imagine they were very independent self sufficient people and I got that gene. You know just like. Don't you know my dad never worked for anybody? Couldn't he had his own little business but they were both like that. They were just very resilient independent freedom independence and freedom was like. That's the greatest thing you can happen. Your mom funny little bit a little bit. Yeah which this is a dunk. How did they meet? Has Your parents at a wedding and kind of work in his wedding. Catering was she so worse mortgage board. I haven't seen Horford's is fascinating. Did your parents did they pass away. Sorry for your loss. Sorry sorry my mom lived to ninety nine. She died years ago. My Dad died younger but But they got to. My Dad got to see me. Kind of start. To get practice was great. It was really great. It was really crazy in that time. In one thousand nine hundred seventy five to think of being a comedian when it was like it was nine and Kirby and you know it was just like you. Who's going to do this? Is this the beginning when you were just starting stand up like we're well eventually? He's going to get a job but he's doing this. Nice thing. Yeah this is probably a little fun thing. He's doing stern I really. He was kind of disappointed that you didn't have like a bit because you know people who are so successful. They always have some deep seated problem with their fathers. You know every athlete every whatever and I just remember him being kind of disappointed that you didn't have that Labor. I don't believe in that. I I think all these I think we label it that way wells because this is because of that I I think if you have a hunger you have it I don't know but it does color. You know the story and it does call. But yeah the Richard. Pryor grew up in a brothel yes. It's more romantic mart. Bra Wait till you find out about mark. He has had many lives. Nothing I need to know. I mean that well before we go. I just want to say how much I love you and how much you've made my life so much better and letting your life mark you're absolute garbage and I hope you forget my address. It's great to be on the show. Thank you this is a. This is a beautiful setup. You got here thank you know I mean just the whole thing that you come here you hang out. Yeah it's not bad right is there? Do you come early. And you get a little food or really. Didn't get anything. Nothing on the air wonder freak out mark because he was gushing about you Yeah we got some food in the kitchen. First of all great job you find Rachel. You really up a lot of questions for Jerry and earlier Jane Keith. You much like a turtle your head went into your shell and we heard nothing firm. You can't stand him all right. Please follow us on Instagram at three years one key. That's the number three girls. The number one keith. Stay strong toxin. Three three girls. One Keith is a spotify original podcast. Our executive producer me. Amy Schumer and Kevin Kane are executive producers at spotify. Are Bar Coleman Robin Hopkins three girls when Keith is produced in collaboration with the team Gilded Audio Andrew Chug Whitney Donaldson and Samaya atoms and Dan. Rosato and by the way make sure to all three girls when Keith so you don't miss a single episode. We've asked you to stop worrying that. Little shirt with a moon and a hoodie wearing short sleeve and a hood is very odd. Yeah Harvest Moon. That's just terrible..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

10:08 min | 9 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

"That line. Yeah so sit down. And there's a problem. Yeah and that's it period. I mean did it on your show. I did it on my show and I've been doing it in my act. You know I love this bid but it just dies over here you know. I haven't got a funny into it. Yes this is. Another big part comedy. What's the end? How are you going to bring the hardest? I find if you have a good. You'RE GONNA WANNA do that bit now because you get to say that line that starts feeling about solving creative problem. It's a few moments in your life where you're like. I'm this is time that I'm not we? This is exactly what I should be doing and various the most powerful antidepressant. I find it very I won't I don't get I mean. I'm sorry I'm being creative. End Taking antibiotics really recommend down. I just have to getting to the gym is hard enough as it is. How do people have time to look cute to stitch fix gets it and they make it super easy stitch? Fix is a personal styling service. That delivers clothes shoes and accessories. Chosen four you buy a real stylist. You can try on at home. Keep what you love and send back the rest. Your style is can help you find looks for any occasion. Just send them a note and you'll get five hand selected items right to your door active. Wear work where all the wears. And they've got it for women men and kids go to stitch fix dot com to sign up today. Okay so mark assignment of corporate gig before I have done a lot. Just soloist like Your Life League clashes before your eyes. Can you remember your worst incorporate gaining experience? When was it? It was probably about five years ago at in the room where they have the temple of Dendur at the met. Wait I don't trash we're trapped matches. Yeah Dementia. They have that Egyptian Temple. That they brought over and rebuild. Yes there was a corporate event in there. It's called Temple of Dendur. Did Not do a set in their. Yeah your microphone and as the guys up there talking I realized. Oh you can't make out one word because the coup six. Did you try your mind work and I did an hour. You just stood there hearing Your Voice. Ruutel nothing and then went right across to the bar at the stanhope. Yeah and you cry. You cried into all money. You just let it roll off your back when you have like when you bomb like that and when something doesn't go well are you just going to end up on but it doesn't go well? That was bombed laughs for an hour. That's bombing what is what is it does it. Jerry. I'm back that like how do you get through? That feel really bad a really hated. Get really angry. You got up again this soon as you can. Yeah Yeah that R- that's so funny that have a plaque t comedy. I did feel like there's nothing worse than bombing for old people because I feel like I've had so many things screamed at me on stage but but they don't have much time left and when you stink it up and show our never this woman the middle myself at the Hebrew home for the aging. Go this is my Friday evening. I've ever seen show by three. Fridays left you still feel terrible. Get Down Stairs at the home your outlook. She had to put her leg in a slack. Shuba shaking those pin tour and she was right. You know I know but that's not your fault. I get mad because I go this works. Get the judge me. You'll bag callous. You can't do that just because you don't. What Uber Is God? Love hurt the worst on stage. You think blacks or Jews or more comedic judgmental. Do you mean the crowd we know. What's funny I I think probably the blacker will let you know of yet more but the Jews might after I mean I think judge harder but we'll talk about it as loud blue black crown would always tell you keeping some folklorist Williams. I think whatever the played cosby's Mother on his show she had a showdown did it show and this woman but woman in the audience like baby you getting on my nerves is not with us. She was being gentle could say nothing. They bid yes ma'am that's all I can say getting on my nerves and this is my Friday night. The two great. That's like the worst of the heck does that. Don't mean to be mean once. Whisper earns saying boy that really Green Room. There's a green room in I think Madison wiscon- no no no it's when the audience files out the green room is right there the walls or so thin you could hear them and is it a moines God and I remember they were like Oh Marchibroda headliner. That's not so bad. I did really well. My first time on stage like happens to a lot of people except for Rachel and then my second time was just like yeah like I was just very confused and it was just and it was an open. Mike and the COMEDIANS are looking at me like I was like. Did you guys hear what I said? It was it was called the underground. It was on one of five ounce. Yeah five and like Broadway just to like think that you're going up there about to give everyone a gift and then just have them like just. I was confused. I was literally like. Is this thing if you seen this community? Who has a bit about women are crazy in the punchline is if Amy Schumer? Did THAT JOKE. You'd have to pay this much for it and you'd have to go to this. Have you heard of this now? Oh that's the punchline of the joke is that if I famous Schumer did it said that you guys were first of all it would cost you one hundred dollars a ticket or turn one hundred dollars a ticket case. It's not one drink. Save Line is the punchline. The Punch Joe Yeah. Yeah that's a good call. I should start respecting that. No I'm kind of honored though. Yeah you're on a bit. Is there anybody that you have been star struck by in the last like ten years? Oh maybe by very excited to meet Christoph Waltz at the met ball about ten years ago. Afghan Laureus Yeah Super Excited that we did he deliver. Oh you're so sweet. What are you like at the Met Ball? Yeah that's a really interesting yeah. I'm just imagining you on that line. Tweeting right now. Great Jerry's tolerating. What if you remember getting your first laugh before stand up stand up remember? I told that story I think in in the last enough especially the left part was about me go. Oh that makes him pressure back. Yeah wait so and I was really one of those people. That didn't really think they were. Funny Yeah so to get up in front of total strangers and adults in your twenty one and us and there's like thirty five year old people and you're going to try and make them laugh. Are you started at twenty twenty one? Yeah Yeah So. That wasn't what made you star if you didn't think you're funny. Yeah one of my friend says I think we used to go to the clubs and one of my friend says you know of all of us. I think you could probably do that. And that's what I was just waiting for. Someone like governors and the stuff on Long Island or you will come into chairman of the city. There was no clubs on Long Island. Now they're wearing wow seventy S. He's still that guy that tells you to drop them. Sued me for one hundred million dollars that I stole the TV series from him and that put a crimp in French. Now here's a crazy story. Okay I'm doing some press somewhere. Come out of the building and I'm standing there with my publicist and across the street. Is this club the very first place? I ever went onstage and I go. That's it's an office building now. I go that's the first place I ever stepped on stage. This is a true story as I say this. This.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

09:33 min | 9 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

"Party or whatever you saying you don't you don't want to like public. No no he's saying how privately to via privately. That's impressive it's just the It's kind of respect for the difficulty of of comedy. You know just so difficult. I heard stories. Somebody told me today but a navy seal them at this Super Navy seal guy and they asked him When did you know you wanted to be a navy seal? And he said you don't WanNa be a navy seal You are navy seal. You WANNA BE FORGET IT. You have no chance right. Yes Yeah. Sounds hotter the navy seal. Yeah but I I know I do feel like when I started when I wanNA talk trash about. Someone's act do realize like you know everything I do. I'm disgusted by as soon as I've done it. You know it's just looking at a pile of your own dumb headshots right now on a swing because photographer told me in photo shoots like have people always tried to make you like hold the chicken or no. Oh really chicken own horrible thing. That's I guess the Kathy Griffin Story. When when you realize when you think you have to listen to photographers that is such a sad. That is a real. Do you have anyone that you check in with you. Run jokes past George Wallace or anybody like that. No no no donny okay. So George Wasser areas comedian. How did you guys meet just doing stand up? Just hanging around the bars in the in the mid seventies and Just a great guy funny guy. And he's what's He's had some fashion moments over face. And sometimes I I'll say to him God. All those people we started out with was like the beginning of the New York marathon on the verizon and what happened and and He said and he said to me in this was really true. He says they weren't there at the beginning. What do you mean they? Just those there. Are Those people that are there that this is it you know I am? This is this is that I don't know what it was like when you started when I started. If people came in four nights a week it was a quit now. I know you need to be getting at least every night and you know and yeah I mean we would go years without a night off. Here's to New York comics when it came from Philly Philly and eighty four. We only had two open mics Wednesday and Thursday so when guys from New York came through there was sharp. Yeah right but that's what I saw in mark when we met that night. Oh He's one of the IGUANAS those lizards. He's one with the prairie. He's not going anywhere and such a perfect mental illness. Stay and this visit passed around quite a bit over the course of these many years. I've been doing this. I haven't met a lot of them. It's true it's weird. I was like mark. Let's go in that respect for comedy and that and he didn't have that like I should be headlining. You know right out the gate and I should you know very What still no. No that's good. You know I was doing this show in London the couple of months ago and I was talking to Jim Gaffe again and he was in Spain. And I'm going. I need a WHO who I said who should get to open the show. He's yeah that's that's that's GONNA fly up from Spain just to hang out and do sets for nothing hanging spinner. He was doing shows where Barcelona Well Barth is working on this for an Amazon. I one this is really funny. That's the first one. How do you know why he knew he runs the numbers? Your instincts not question mark. He doesn't need the audience. They need him more but it clearly works and I think the reason it works is because sitcoms are so bad the negative things anymore dimension of Performer. Sitcom so bad. It's gotten so much difficult. Why to chart the culture? We did my show in the nineties. It was so easy to make fun of things so easy. You just knew what to do. You know the angle you're GonNa take and you know what that's going to be fresh and it's going to be you know exactly where their head is that we don't know we're anybody's head. Is that now in terms of in terms of three hundred million people. Where's their head at a while? They've never seen some this happened. They've never seen in all the silly stuff we did. We just knew well. No one ever did that. That'll get him all right. Let's see what other questions I wrote. I have a question because I think you're a really great data around your kiss and sausage just left for college and I'm just wondering like where you like a little puddle like what was it like for your total puddle. Everybody was. He's a special kid. She's really smart and then asked falling apart there in the moment. When you're saying goodbye in always I said so. You'll be okay right. Yeah like the most casual question kind of North American University. I think I'll be all right. Should stay here for a while but I do get the question a lot and I always say that. It's kind of like if you found a little baby alligator and you put it in your tub and you think Oh look at this. Look at this little bite teeth. Look at this. Little teeth is so cute. And then some time goes by and you go. You know I think we gotta get this thing. The Hell Outta here needs to go be murdering and eating other living thing. Do they come? Watch your kids yeah? They've seen me. There's nothing do is anything to go to work. I said I'm going out. I got to go to work. He says you'll be back at eight thirty and I go. Oh see the hundred meters Olympics. It's only ten seconds. That's would you say kids like give you the most consistent joy like or maybe eighty or creativity that is felled even frustrated creativity in other words. Just putting yourself in a place where you have to come up with. Something is the only air that we have. Yeah everything else is just. It's not good. And what's your favorite part of? It is the creating it the working on it or the finished product that you can go like. I did none none of that. None of all of it. It just doesn't matter it doesn't matter I'll get over. You have to get over being actually productive. That's the first thing you you gotta forget about. What do you use it down? You'd like sit down you sit down to work. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA try and come up with something about that joke. That doesn't work that doesn't have an ending. Just let's let's work on that. Yeah and and I was doing that before the Sitcom when we got the Sitcom. It was nothing to me. I I've been looking at blank pages for fifteen years. I knew you know okay. We need a funny conversation. And these guys sit down. Yeah okay you know I was used to that I don't know how Comedians who don't do any sort of formal work would write a script. I think that's why they get into that situation. When we've got a couple of producers and they're going to handle the scrimmage no no no you handle handle at best writer in the room right yeah and if your tastes your tastes that matters one of my favorite days of my life. So far was last summer. I was like do you want to go over. The jokes were working on and we just sat in the room and we smoked cigars. And I mean you also got rid of about fifteen minutes of my act like he's like no and also my my closer my special. You know that was Jerry. Ameline those oh I tried it and I was like an A. Became my closer ever go after they see it they go that lining Jerry. I show one time in like I wasn't really working and you're like in my dressing room is just meeting for the first time and you gave me like the fix and I was like this is so great. It's backed out. I still remember you need to always report. Maybe our branch so so if you if we don't sit down that day we don't get.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

10:35 min | 9 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

"Bucks. It's made with freaky fresh ingredients and I'm GONNA say it. It's really cute. You're going to want to adopt it. Give it a name coordinates outfits and then eat it up. It's that cute and it's that delicious order three dollar little John and Jimmy Johns dot com or with the Jimmy. John's APP available at participating locations. Three girls one. Keep me Schumer frigid ever tripping sweat down back. Maybe it's the the menopause. I don't know Rachel Feinstein. There's nothing worse than bombing old people. Keith Robinson love. You don't do it again. We're all COMEDIANS. People are my best friends. I'm I say that with so much. Shame and regret pity. Hey Hey you've been talking about Africa. It's came welcome to three girls. One Keith. You are listening to part two of a special double episode. If you haven't heard part one definitely recommend going back to listen impart part one. We have a conversation with mark. Norman Larry Comic. Who happens to be a huge fan of Jerry Seinfeld? We actually surprised mark with a real life appearance from Jerry who came over to my house while we were recording with Mark Mark. Norman's new love interest. Jerry Seinfeld episode is a conversation with all of us. Normally we have a topic for each episode. But we've got Jerry Seinfeld on the show today so here it is. Well come to Jerry Seinfeld Mark Norman. All of the blood is in his head I said I'll just throw a last-minute Taxila he'll come over and he is a suit warm because heaven heaven sweating problem with sweating okay. Mark just went dead completely dead. No no no. It's okay you have to leave in a little bit but we just wanted to ask you. How did you see Mark Perform Gotham? Yeah a random weeknight. Yeah just hanging out and said oh I've heard of this guy. Let's see what he's got. Jerry was there before you started your said or was it. I was actually peeved because I was like. I had five sets that night. Now he was gonNA throw off my my rhythm because don't tell him that I was like. Oh Shit. There goes the night you know but then you went short. You kept it considerate. You did a hot twenty. That's nice and that Nice. Did you do that to be considered? I can't do more in those places it's just like it's that since the seventies right do twenty right stages a twenty minute size. What do you think about these guys who go up and due to our anybody does that? See that's why do you want to talk about with Jerry? We try to have like a topic and I was like. I think like joy because he has a great life. He doesn't fuck around and like just like us what you want people. Yeah the whole idea of this. Work is independence freedom of thought. Yeah Life Yeah Fun. Were you ever jealous of anybody like that? You remember like a comic Performer League. Did you have a moment? Briza got big pretty quick. Must Fries No? I mean the only guy who like went crazy from my ears. Eddie is that he eh. But Eddie was superman father. Gee I wish I could do that. No you can't do that. You're not superman red leather. He's like a whole other activated jealous. Oh Jeez where am Johnson me? No because you took me took me in so I was for the whole ride. I was loving it. I'm Jay eyebrows getting too long. Sorry what's your girlfriend does. It doesn't tell you cut your eyebrows. No no I guess when I go to super cuts they always say do you want to. Oh yeah well. It's fourteen ninety nine. Where do you get your copy comes to the like for years? The same lady who ran right. She's my place on the way on. Oh I'm sorry funding. Nice hot time tough. It's too warm in here. Why don't I was sexing Kevin? Is it hot? And that's fair. That's fair dripping. Sweat down back. Maybe it's the Omega. I'm warm okay. Let's I feel some coolness thing. People homeless. That's it out on the street. Forget like I wanted to ask you. Do you remember being nervous? Not Jealous but just like. Do you remember like one of the earlier times where you were like terrified to do something to do anything. Stand up for a obviously you know I was doing comedy for years and I couldn't believe it had taken me that long to get on the tonight show. That's how you know. This is outrageous Monday night auditioning tonight but we didn't know in those days how long it takes. We didn't know we weren't that good so that was terrifying really terrifying. Just can't breathe but the most nervous I just wanted to answer you. Most nervous was Going on the White House for a- Bama and and Paul McCartney and then two in London and the first thing I should those three that I really were choked I mean. I'm sure you killed but it went really well but the next four at the comedy store was bat. Yeah it's Sunny Thursday. Novacare pitching a show. Today he's got a little jacket on with the COMEDIANS jackets. Can you younger people who explained to me the chat real? Here's some sort of mental illness with his Jack. Jack is where the same jacket for how many years later ten ten years the his comedy. Gerard Love Jackass because it's the protection. It's an armor. Yeah on stage. Why are you wearing a jacket on tell you years? Why because it defeats the button-down I don't WanNa wear the button down and put the jacket on it. Kind of makes it look a little nicer. Let's do you remember when you were in school. And there was the kids who are going to cut and they had jackets in class. We're to we're not going to the next class right. What did you did. You have a phases where you were different outfits outfits long tonight show remember suit white jacket no actually. It was a sport jacket and slacks which is not good now. Sued is the funniest thing you can wear. The suit is the funniest outfit of all time. That's why it's it's a. It's an outfit looks ridiculous. It's like we know that's not you know that this guy doesn't need a suit starting with an active live like an. I'm obviously like the worst offender has a special and I'm wearing like you know. I mean I'm not doing that anymore. Like that yeah. It's an occasion. Yes look like I'm this is where I want to be. This might destination. I hate the Jack. I hate that type of jacket on. Not Yeah what are you GONNA do? Now that's interesting. I wonder if if Markle stop you can help at the beacon. I was GONNA suit. I'm going to get a suit for the tonight. Show and beacon and make it a lot for me for eight years never once. Did he consider a suit? I know Weird Really Weird Bernie. Mac came with some yellow sweatsuits by. Keep our love. You don't do it again. I wrote down some questions to ask Jerry. Good let's see. Oh do you have any goals? No you say what are you like? Yeah it's like what the goal is to actually I. I made a resolution this year that I don't want to say anything. Negative about other people in the profession. You're so not that guy. I haven't noticed that that's occasionally to career someone's show you didn't think was so good or something like that just all that shit like why not doesn't feel good now doesn't feel good incoming out of you. I don't I don't want that come anatomy. No I mean you know what I believe. I feel what you're saying but I'll think it like I can think it house. Wow you can think it yes going on air and just trashes the my no. I wouldn't do that. Yeah but that's because you in person trash yet. You just trash people as soon as you see them. But I really haven't heard you talk much shit about anyone. Well you hear so much about so many people and some of it's quite interesting. Yeah and you always tempted to pass it along. You know so. I'm still allowed to talk to you about you. Sure you still talk private shit about who stunk it up at the.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show

The Johnny Carson Show

02:36 min | 9 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show

"Named something in a car. Something in a bar and something in a jar. Guess he's a very popular young comedian and Jerry Lee appearing at Zanies in Chicago Name Comedy Club. Beggary Twenty six through the second of March. Would you welcome Jerry Seinfeld? Iq Very much thank you. Thank you nice to nice to see you here. You know you look pretty good you do you look nice and calm down from President's Day. The excitement the drama. Quite a holiday out of the costumes parties. I'm just kind of gathering myself at all. I mean we're putting too much pressure on that one day to have a good time. Don't you think it's build it up and then I stayed home the whole day. Not one trick or treater tire trick or treat tricky. I used to like that. Tricky member Halloween. That was a year. I thought I would have really good Halloween. My mother got me the Superman Halloween costume. That was the role I always felt. I was born to play. He knows costumes coming in the box. Though with the sulfate top and the mass with the rubber band that lasts about a half a second. You know you go to your first house trick or it snapped. I don't believe it I got it now. The truth of this story is I got the costume which was great but it was a little call that you my mother made me wear my winter coat over the costume because it was cold so I went out with the coat and the little red pants flapping on the bottom. You know it's not really the superhero. Look I was going for it. I don't think Superman ever said to lois. Lane is a chilly. Should I take a light jacket? You think I do have to leap a building in a single bound and I wanna get a sore throat. I got the bullet races this weekend. And all so you go round and I don't know the end of the end of the night you know you're carrying that big. You're doing a lot of walk in there. And by the end of the night you know some of the fun of the the whole idea kind of wears off and you get a little put out ringing those doorbells you know. The lady comes to the door always with the same questions. What are you supposed to be? I'm supposed to be done by now. Just moving along here with the three. Got Eight houses to hit on this blog lady. I got eggs balloons to throw. I'm just trying to get off my feet by eleven..

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Trump's Campaign 'Stunt' At Daytona 500

Markley and Van Camp

02:20 min | 10 months ago

Trump's Campaign 'Stunt' At Daytona 500

"Country to be with all of you at the great American race okay so president trump shows up at the big day Daytona five hundred and I I'm not even joking when I say I'm one hundred percent serious when I say that is the single greatest publicity stunt ever pulled off by a president of the United States okay man that's a pretty tough one and you know on the fly I'm trying to think of different one so I can't put up a fight did he buzzed Daytona five hundred in Air Force freaking one they did that what's what's cool yeah it is awesome yes and then of course the race gets rained out and you know what everybody's making the same joke got rained out because of liberal tears yeah because suddenly now people are upset about a so called misuse of government property all this stuff sure so I guess if president Obama didn't use the beast to film an episode of Jerry Seinfeld show yeah I think whenever a sitting president visits anywhere and then there's extra security there's extra detail all of these things someone is going to rip it and say is this really the best way that we use taxpayer money that will never end but it goes to another level when it's trump and when is Daytona yeah you're saying he's campaigning I saw one of these political experts so called experts saying the thing is he has support from these voters already can you win over voters in suburban Detroit or Phoenix or Philly are you kidding me wow the old generalizations just coming right out I mean it's it's almost like no one in Detroit or Phoenix or Philly or anywhere else in the world would watch the Daytona five hundred I don't like the fastest growing sport in America I wonder if the person that wrote that was in a bubble when they wrote it because it sounds that way yes most definitely also let's say what let's say that yes he is just playing to the crowd to his base yeah I mean that's like asking why would guns and roses play in Los Angeles they already have fans there what a stupid thing to think and write and say that's a good take well it's like any other president going somewhere where their loved it yes it's it's just weak

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show

The Johnny Carson Show

06:34 min | 10 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show

"Morning good afternoon or good evening. Hey we'll Schreiner here your host of the Johnny Carson Show podcast and boy. We've got a big name. Today's show Jerry Seinfeld. Who whatever happened to him now? He was a comedian. Started out in the late seventies and Rocketed the probably one of the most successful Sitcom careers ever as well as a continually working comedian out every other weekend still standing up and making people laugh. I got a lot of stories about Jerry. I've known him a long time today. Shows it was pretty good. We've got a good monologue is Jokes about the fruit fly the Mediterranean fruit fly from Johnny Course. Johnny comes out and I can't see it but doc I guess is wearing one of his traditionally allowed Alfredsson. Johnny has a pretty good Reaction to that there are some jokes Faraday or Dr Charles and Diana and the Queen and there's also a bit about the post office and how. How many letters get lost in the mail? There's mentions of Reagan's travels abroad. And even the baseball strike. Johnny's got a good joke about the Japanese Scratching getting themselves so it's a monologue and at the end Johnny Introduces Jerry as a brilliant and very clever comedian before I get into Jerry's monologue let me tell you a little bit something if you don't know and I'm sure everybody knows a lot about Jerry Seinfeld. But his Sitcom that he co wrote and created with Larry. David ran from eighty nine tonight. One thousand nine hundred ninety eight and it's rumored that they offered him five million dollars an episode for season ten and he turned it down. I admire his his ability. Say No to money money. It's something I've never learned but I have had many great experiences with Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know where to begin. I met Jerry when I came to Los Angeles. I guess I was in New York in nineteen eighteen. Eighty doing the comic strip and the punchline comic Strip and the Improv when Jerry I came to Los Angeles he chose the Improv. The comedy store as a place to work out material but Freeman Freeman. Knew Him from New York so he took a good liking to Jerry. Was One of these guys. You took notice right away clean. Charming Charisma Matic With tremendous confidence. If there's anything about Jerry that I would say. His confidence on stage was was admirable and unlike so many others. It wasn't arrogance. It was just confidence. I got to work with Jerry many times times the Improv and Jerry. I came to Los Angeles. He had a small part on Benson which was a Robert Jones Sitcom and guess. It didn't go so well. Just I read a story where Jerry said. He came in for the table. Read and there was no script for him because he was fired. That's just another one of many examples of how tough show business can be on you. Jerry and Jay. Leno were fast friends. Jim J. lived up Nichols Canyon. A lot of people hung out. J.'s House Arsenio Hall Many of us road motorcycles together Rick Overton a bunch of US would ryder motorcycles. Out on the weekends and go after the rocks door or whatever we would do on the motorcycles but it was always great fun and although never a motorcycle Guy Jerry was a car guy he he loved cars particularly porsches. I used to fly out of Santa Monica Airport and there was a hanger. Cross the way that had about. I don't know one hundred fifty to one hundred porsches in it and I asked somebody. WHO's a was Jerry Seinfeld? I never saw him hanging out much at the hanger but I saw the cars with the door open and he had some classic classic Cars I guess. Maybe that's the basis of Comedians in cars with coffee. Now Jerry and I got to work together on numerous occasions my favorite Memory was we're around a thousand seat theater and around Saint Louis. It was called the Westport playhouse. I think it was called into it. Was the bill was Paula. poundstone will Schreiner Jerry Seinfeld. And and Larry Bud Melman well show is going to be probably me Pala Jerry in Larry Bud but Larry Bird didn't have much of an act and we realized that quickly so the show show was reconfigured to have Larry the MC and then introduced the three of us into a half an hour and around it was. I still have the poster my garage. It's one of my favorite advert shows. All three of us were fired on all cylinders and it was a great time to be working together. When you work together you get to hang out together? We had meals and we you know sat in the dressing room and Kipton laughed. and Oh there's one of my great memories of of doing a stand up show with Jerry Jerry and I were young comedians and we were on the MERV Griffin show in Las Vegas. I don't know it might've been like nine hundred eighty one or two or three somewhere in there. I don't remember the exact year but bill cosby was also on the show that that day and Jerry and I they were in the makeup room or the green room talking and bill said Hey. Would you guys like to come over to my dresser room tonight. He was at the Hilton with David. Copperfield and Would you like to come over the dressing room and talk about comedy now Bill Cosby. He's got a bad reputation today but he loved to To help young Comedians and we sat in his dressing. We were from six o'clock to eight o'clock listening to bill. Tell us about secrets. Giving US insight given us. You know all the vice he could he could share about standup comedy. At eight o'clock rolled around. He said you guys want to go up and watch David Copperfield. We go no no we. We want to stay in the dressing room with you as long as you'll have us and we sat there for another half Hour Arwa. Copperfield went on and bill got dressed and went off and did a show and we went back and watched it and it was. It was just you know it was. It was a treat. It was a rare. I wish I said Jerry. Two years ago later I said you remember all this stuff cosby told us she says no but it was all great. I'm sure it you know it's I'm sure it incubated into our psyche someway. That's one of the great experiences I said. I wish I would have had a tape recorder for and now ladies and gentlemen he Johnny You don't you don't you. Don't fool me you're not applauding. You're trying to swat fruit flies. Mediterranean fruit flies are running amok in California. You got here just in time you might have down. I'm for the fruit flies season. You give you a little tip. COME BACK in March. That's when the.

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Ricky Gervais doesn't waste any time offending at Golden Globes

Mornings on the Mall with Brian Wilson

06:13 min | 11 months ago

Ricky Gervais doesn't waste any time offending at Golden Globes

"I last night the Golden Globe Awards Ricky Jr vase hosting let's take a listen to a little bit of what Ricky Jr vase have the sack hello and welcome to the seventy seventh annual golden globe awards I'm with the device thank you and you'll you'll be pleased to know this the lost time I'm hosting these awards so I don't care anymore I'm joking I need to have a date if you do it in a war tonight don't use is a a platform to make a political speech right you were known positions election the public about anything you know nothing about the real world most of you spend less time in school than Greta from bugs so if you come up it's too late in the war thank you I gin when you called I'm not the regular rates pretty funny last night let's get into with Emily Justin's get call Treader over at the federals had been watching all this very closely and only good morning morning then wow this was a breath of fresh air what happened last night yeah it was really great I mean this is definitely recruiter rage stuck so and kind of what his tradition of the call gold is tennis takes no it he spares no body and that's why he's such a fun house the golden globes by that ask them back on again the group because of like the two zero Lisa from Arkansas or shows good fit for them but I thought lessons with little bit different and he actually confronted Hollywood over her one scene in doctrine for being friends with Jeffrey after he can't really just went down the list and he even went on the thing about big tax you know he said that all like to think you're so work so well but look at the company you work for apple and Amazon and Disney and so this is really have a contract in Hollywood Hollywood on some of its biggest blind spots and right to the face of the clock we close it was really really something to watch so is this part of a new trend that we're starting to see we saw Dave Chapelle come out with a very very edgy special for Netflix and got rave reviews from certain factions but not from others but is this what we're going to start to see we're gonna start to see comedians push back against this woke Hollywood that we say oh yeah absolutely I mean is even saris special but came out last year even the shovel who's really best known for having both performance at the White House correspondents dinner a couple years back her new stand up special actually sort of pushes back on some of the the the new rules political correctness and so I think there's a classic comedian and it is a lot of comedians frankly who are so tired of the new rules that their new specials reflect that they're really starting to concentrate on back in their teens so this is something that we're seeing you know become a lot more widespread I think it shows that the momentum has really turned in the battle against political correctness of within the cultural battles and close critical political correctness because comedians you know there's a lot that were hit hardest by some of the stuff I remember Jerry Seinfeld thank you would go to college campus anymore and so they really have been out front fighting this fight and your vases totally been one of the I. with the greatest comedians throughout last night absolutely requested that yeah but then the palace guards closing ranks I you see websites like vox which is a liberal website they came out with an article in advance of Ricky Gervais is hosting last night and and trying to attack Ricky Jr vase for all of his offensive jokes in the past there is clearly a category of liberal writer and thought leader I guess who is very opposed to this type of breaking ranks yeah it's funny I mean he's already gotten some criticism from the last of them like what twelve hours I've seen a lot of entertainment site hosts some sort of like they're criticizing him basically saying tired schtick it's not funny all those jokes are all the same but I don't think that's how a lot of the viewers the host I think there's a reason that he was asked back to the golden globes especially it's just so funny that Hollywood invite him to basically skewer Hollywood's every give his case it's because it's actually really energy unit called about well so those critiques that it's not funny someone I think we're totally flat and I expect that most people were watching last night were very but the people who were watching last night were not the target of the jokes they were the people who were in on the joke switches which is us we've we've been bemoaning the fact that Hollywood isn't funny anymore Saturday Night Live is another one suddenly in the last couple of months or so Saturday's life has become funny because they're starting to to I guess poked a finger at themselves now they're starting to point the finger at themselves now we haven't seen that in a long time from them so what's happening is and if we remember back to literally go Saturday Night Live remember Christmas episode song lists the cast All I Want for Christmas is you to Robert Muller and it was just a moment of their total perfectly calculation of the lack of self reflection how unfunny become and a year later do you really start to see that self awareness that showing up in some of the sketches and I think the trump era has forced Hollywood to confront some of its insularity and you reduce your interesting moment once the orders that you put the idea was that you guys are qualified about politics because that was on the school greens Greta son Burke it and so I think there's been something of the truckers kind of forced them because there's so much talk about all the stuff that's at the front center of the cultural conversation forced them to kind of record with their role with everything now again that doesn't mean that all of them are listening to Trish are cut Michelle well you spoke a very political acceptance speeches right very liberal acceptance because I mean the show Williams who is reportedly pregnant by the way went on tires that it's about portents of abortion it doesn't mean that everybody's listening but I do think you are start starting a few more people

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25th Anniversary Showings of 'Friends' Generate $2.9 Million

Frank Fontana

02:00 min | 1 year ago

25th Anniversary Showings of 'Friends' Generate $2.9 Million

"Would you go watch a TV show in a movie theater now September twenty fifth anniversary screening of twelve episodes of the NBC sitcom friends how do you think it did how did really well it grossed two point nine million in sixteen hundred theaters yeah I would say that do really well these are shows that you can see on TV yeah all up anytime comedy central reruns a bunch of friends episode in the office and stuff like that you could easily WGN his friends on yeah yes but for the twenty fifth anniversary twelve episodes of the NBC sitcom friends pulled in two point nine million dollars so they thought if people went and saw that let's do it again eight thanksgiving theme friends episodes will debut in theaters nationwide on November twenty fourth the company said it still confirming to its the count but the episodes are expected to play in about seven hundred locations wow they're just just keep making money I now I mean what did they make towards the end a million dollars an episode and it's been running in syndication I think it's been off the air for ten years and they just keep making more money think they get it a kind of the concession prices of course what do you mean the concessions no no no no no I mean I mean like the the I can be seen yeah of course chunk of the money for the yellow substance yeah when Jerry Seinfeld sold well he least basically Seinfeld to Netflix he made over a hundred million dollars in same and they only have it for like three or four years and after that you can take it somewhere else yeah it's still insane here's a hundred million go ahead watch a few episodes that Netflix I'll come back in three or four years and I'll take care of it it's quite easy

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A Big Budget and Star-Studded Cast Can’t Save Apple’s Rudderless and Dull Debut Drama "Morning Show"

Buck Sexton

03:22 min | 1 year ago

A Big Budget and Star-Studded Cast Can’t Save Apple’s Rudderless and Dull Debut Drama "Morning Show"

"So apple is getting in to the streaming game apple wants take on Disney plus apple wants take on Netflix apples go once again wants to be happy have a say in this just like Amazon does they want to have their piece of the pie and one of the things they can do even better than Disney is spend money now they have aids they didn't go about buying a library of content they didn't go about trying to create some level of dominance when Disney plus rolls out next month they will have they will have marveled they will have the Star Wars they will have the full Disney library and they will have ESPN and all of that is twelve dollars and ninety nine cents a month operators are going to just fall away this is the future and they are going to crush when it comes to the money I think who is also in there it is a tremendous amount of content that they've got together apple is going the same route that Amazon is going they're going to build it Netflix of course is already been building but not but also has done some buying of people what the moment we're getting to is going back to the old contract system of studios that's what we're going to get to so apple I'm not apple Netflix has worked it out so they've got Jerry Seinfeld right and they've got some some other a programming Amazon has done a good job of building out their programming and the programming offerings in winning a couple of ME is for on my resumes on now flea bag not the worst in the world to happen to apple can now spend a mall apple can outspend and create content on every single level so I went out and created something called the morning show and the morning show has Jennifer Aniston it has Steve Carell it has Reese Witherspoon I know Marc Klaas isn't it a whole bunch of people all bunch people are in the shop they have ordered two seasons of the show and the first reviews are brutally doll meandering three where the series struggling floundering to find its focus tone and attitude towards its main characters and that's some of the nice stuff those are some of the nice things the behemoth that album really get into the crowded original TV market place to become the latest perpetrator of it eventually gets better patients testing brutal brutal brutal let me continue according to Rolling Stone the morning show which is this the show these actors and it feels like it could have aired on broadcast TV anytime last fifteen to twenty years so long as the profanity got cut drawing comparisons to the news room but it's sort can without Sorkin meaning Aaron Sorkin the guy who created the the west wing news German that the American president great great writer it's sort without Sorkin lacking the snappy dialogue the soaring rhetoric or any attempt whatsoever to argue for why anyone should care about the future of the show within a show these reviews are brutal and this cast is

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Jerry Seinfeld defeats lawsuit claiming he stole 'Comedians in Cars'

KNX Afternoon News with Mike Simpson and Chris Sedens

00:17 sec | 1 year ago

Jerry Seinfeld defeats lawsuit claiming he stole 'Comedians in Cars'

"Mike comedian Jerry Seinfeld is one a copyright lawsuit brought by a former colleague who says he suggested the idea for the hit show comedians in cars getting coffee which first aired on Sony crackle now on Netflix back in twenty eleven a federal judge though ruled that Christian Charles waited too long to file his

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#41 - How To Make Learning More Effective

Leadership Biz Café

10:38 min | 1 year ago

#41 - How To Make Learning More Effective

"So Aaron shared with me how he took one hundred of their top. GM's for a two day Leadership Development Summit that address topics topics and issues that were of interest to his team. They also have several Ellen de portals where they offered articles videos podcasts which Aaron told me also includes this one to supplement the training session the challenges having now though is how to make sure these new insights are applied and not lost when in these leaders returned to the hectic pace of their everyday work and more importantly. How can you keep them engaged in wanting to learn even more when Aaron aren't asked me this question. I asked if I could share his story because it's a question I've been asked many times over the years when giving keynotes corporate trainings in fact it's one of the reasons one of my leadership keynotes deals with how leaders can shift from simply training employees to creating a continuous learning environment in their workplace so I know there's as many of you out there who are also dealing with this issue as well so what I'd like to do is share with you. Some simple steps that you can take right now that will help make the new the skills and insights. You learn stick to start off. Let me give you a little context to help frame these steps in their book made to stick chip and Dan Heath present. This idea that a sticky idea is something that's understood. It's remembered and it changes something now while their book was about how how to make what you communicate stick with your audience. I think we can all agree that when we learn new skills or insights we wanted to be something that's understood that that we remember it and that it ends up changing the way we work continuing with chip and Dan's book they describe how they are six principles behind what makes an idea sticky eighty and these six principles are simplicity unexpectedness concreteness credibility emotions and stories now while they say you don't necessarily need all six principals to make your message stick. I want to offer you three steps. You can take that will employ the six principles again if we go back to the problem. Erin shared one which other leaders have also asked me about the challenge we face when it comes comes to training or going to a conference to learn new insights to improve the way we lead is why were there we could see the value of these approaches but but soon after we returned to our workplaces these new insights often fade away as we return to the routines of our day to day work lies so the first step you need take is one that. I often get my audiences to do at the end of my talks and that is to identify one simple change. You'll make based on what what you've just learned now. This one thing you choose has to contain two characteristics. I it has to be something. You can start doing now. With these this and second it has to be something that's personally meaningful. The reason stems from the work of two different researchers Stafford behavioral scientists scientists. BJ Fog who found that the key to changing behavior is taking small steps and Harvard Professor Teresa Mobley who was the second guest to appear on on this podcast who found in her research that making progress on personally meaningful goals leads to enduring success and happiness on the job in other words. You want to focus on applying a new behavior or skill. You've learned on something that matters to you you so that this becomes something that you don't have to do but it's something you want to do and this that lines up with the sticky principle support of simplicity as we're focusing on one specific thing that we can do right now that will improve our work in personally meaningful fashion this also ties into the emotion principle because as chip and Dan right this sticky principle is driven by answering the question of what's in it for me me which you've already answered by this exercise of picking that one simple change you want to make thanks to what you've learned so now that you have this one simple behavior or skill in mine the obvious question becomes. How do you make sure you apply it every day. Well that's the next step and for for this. We're going to use the example of very successful person and one of my favorite comedians Jerry Seinfeld well. Let's start the insanity now. It doesn't matter whether you like it or not as this has nothing to do with his sense of humor but more to do with what he's identified as being the key to his success comedian Brad Isaac Isic once as Seinfeld for tips on what he could do to improve his success at comedy and Seinfeld told him that what he needed to do was to commit to writing every everyday because writing jokes every day would help him hone his craft. Now what's the Real Jim in the story is what Seinfeld told Isaac as being how he pushes himself to write every day especially when he doesn't want to basically what Seinfeld does is. He gets a wall calendar that shows every every day of the year and every day that he writes he puts a red X. in the box for that day once he's done that for a couple of days he's created a chain of XS on this calendar and as Seinfeld told Isaac you like seeing that chain especially when you get a few weeks under your belt. Your only job is to not break the chain now the reason why this is a great strategy for anyone to us is because it embraces braces something that I'm sure you've all heard and read about gamification as Seinfeld says himself he transformed the task of writing into would game where his only job is to not break the chain now. You don't need to get a three hundred sixty five day wall counter for your office us but what you need to do is get a notebook that you use a journal to just write a quick note of what you did to practice this new behavior or skill the reason why is because you need to be able to visually see this chain growing which is critical for this to work because this allows allows you to shift from focusing on how well you apply this new behavior or skill on a given day to the process of applying it regularly elite and consistently towards making it a habit going back to the principles of making things stick you can see that this step ties into the principle of of concrete nece as you can see visually for yourself how you've applied this new behavior or skill on a given day and also links to the principle of credibility because as you re back how you apply this new behavior or skill and not qualifying how good are bad you were at it you can. I can see how this new behavior or skill can be used successfully everyday and hopefully also noticing some positive benefits growing along on with and this leads to my last step that will help make those new behaviors and skills you've learned stick and this one revolves around one of the points. I share my keynote talk on how the shift from training people to continuously improving talent and that is you need to treat learning as shared experience now to help illustrate rate the value of this step. I WANNA share a story about one of the leaders. I wrote about in my book Leadership Vertigo. Billy Taylor was the plant manager for the Goodyear Vale Plant. When he joined the plant? It was one of the most poorly performing appliances goodyear and was at risk of being closed within two. Oh Years Taylor transformed it into one of the top performing manufacturing plants a good year and was promoted to an executive role at goodyear while there are many things Taylor did to achieve this outcome. There's one I wanNA share in the context of making our learning stick and that is how he put up information boards throughout the plant that identified which manufacturing team was working on a given product line and the level of output. They were creating now the reason he did this was was not simply to hold the different production teams accountable for their productivity but so that's different teams could learn from one another about what they were doing to improve their performance performance. In fact Taylor facilitated this cross learning between teams by putting up other boards throughout the plant that showcase projects is employs initiated improve the plants productivity and cost effectiveness as a result of the lessons. They learned from one another working on the plant floor. Now remember remember that the first step I told you about was to pick that one behavior or skill that you've learned that you WanNa make stick because you not only know no you can make this a part of your leadership tool kit but also because you know it's going to have a meaningful impact on how you perform your job well well. The wonderful thing of identifying this at the start of this process is that it allows you to not only attain some early wins but you also now have something something of value to share with other leaders in your organization in terms of how they can apply this behavior or skill to improve their leadership and conversely when when they share with you how they apply other behaviors and skills to the way they lead you gain better insights on how you yourself can apply these other behaviors and skills to continue learning and growing the key point. I want you to take note of is that learning can't exist in a vacuum or silo but as I pointed out in the first step it needs to be connected both to why you do what you do and how you go about getting things done in your everyday the day work and again going back to chip and Dan's principles of stickiness we can see how this step clearly ties into that principle of stories in how we're sharing sharing our stories our experiences with learning to improve ourselves but it also ties into the principle of unexpectedness because in en- sharing your lessons learned you stand to gain both new insights into how to build on what you're currently doing as well as where you can start next in that process of applying applying what you've learned

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

16:54 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"Once in London I played the Oh two which is about thirteen thousand and you know you make a lot of money but the show is it doesn't have that intimacy. It has an have a you. Can I can do shows in front of three thousand or five thousand people where you can actually feel that you were hurting people physically. They're laughing so hard hard. Here's where the term I killed came from. You WanNa hurt people. You know you want them to go. Oh that was too. It was too much. That's what you like as a comedian you. WanNa Kinda wipe them out yeah. You can't do that in front of you know. There's just too much air in the room and I don't know Oh yeah I don't know. I just don't think I could do it. I don't need the I don't want to say. I don't care I wanna what do the do the beacon where I wanNA play because that would be fun. It's more fun for the audience so now I don't mind making less. I'M GONNA be fine that last time I was in Memphis Tennessee Z. And for whatever reason it was just a wonderful audience and a got the show got to this place was amazing. You know that we like in this very tight sync with the audience and it's very very exciting for the performer and the audience and that can only happen in a certain size venue. I think you mentioned a few few episodes is comedy as an art form and you like what are you talking about. Arms is wise and George Carlin seen artist but you haven't compare yourself to an athlete so is comedy. Are you an artist or what part of what you do is. It's the art it's totally. There's nothing about it. That's not art because it's made out of air. It doesn't have a reason it doesn't need to be here. Are there is absolutely no difference between the greatest painting ever made a joke. It's just something someone invented that someone else likes that's art and it and it has no reason to exist except its own virtue yeah so that that's that's what art is but you know when there's a two drink minimum minimum and people are getting drunk to make the guy seem funnier. Sometimes it's not looked at that way. I'm I'm fine with that so this is actually my last question so you know you don't have any intention on retiring but if you knew a thing was going to be your last set would it be your where would you do it and would you do an hour. Would you work on new material. Like what would you do. Honestly I would do the set I did last night. I go up every night going. If this is my last sad I'm want to give them the best absolute best that I could possibly yeah and I got back back from Joe Dimaggio who was one time playing a meaningless game in August and the Yankees were out of it and he was just killing himself trying to make these plays in center field and the game didn't mean anything after as they asked them. Why are you trying so so hard. The Yankees are out of it. The game means nothing and he said there might be a kid in the audience. That never saw me play so that's what I try and that's my code. There might be somebody out there. That's only GonNa see me this one night. I want to give them the best I have. We do have time for Acuna the microphone. We'll be put here. You don't need a microphone here. There's people in the back doc. We can hear them. I do this all the time. I didn't want them to walk up to the MIC like the Joe Franklin show on a walk aw Alan Berg that was anybody remember the Alan burks. Everybody would come up to the Mike know. If anybody has a question for you. Raise your Dan. I yes sir. Thank you you and your Dream Card to you great one. Who would I want interviewing me well. Oh really oh dead or alive. They could be dead pretty interesting. Wow I really going to give you an answer but I I'm going to be thinking about this. The rest rest of the day Jeez probably chaplain. I would pick chaplain. I Love Chaplin and his I've read a lot of stuff that he has said and the I think what would be so amazing about it is that we would speak the same language that the language of comedy Jay Leno made this point in his episode of Comedians in cars that if I show you a scene from Rudolph Valentino movie in the twenties you're not gonNA think it's romantic or sexy. You're probably going to laugh and think it's stupid but if I show you a Keaton or or Chaplin Film from on the twenty same era. You're gonNA laugh just as hard. That's true the fat Guy Rich Guy Fall in the mud puddle right. It's funny now. Nineteen twenty the guys doing this girl earlier you know and you know it seems. Hokey but comedy really doesn't change stay the same so I think to talk to a guy like Vat Vat who has such a deep understanding of comedy and to see how it is so immutable over all these decades would it'd be pretty fascinating. Oh the car I probably pick a a Porsche speedster Zor from the fifties on that's my favorite car right here in front of our wish she would've done yeah. Did everybody the question. There was a story line that we should have done that. I thought that I a that I regret that I didn't do. I had an episode all ready. Go that we were GONNA do entirely secretly in claymation and I had the studio ready and the figures ears ready and it was all good to go and then someone said you know Tim Allen did an animation thing or something in on home improvement last season and what kind of thing was it and I never saw. I didn't know what it was and I got scared off. I don't want people to say I'm imitating. Tim Allen and I canceled and that and I realize now that was a huge mistake and you know we had Kramer taking a pencil and sticking in his as I you know and we were gonNA shoot fake promos and everybody's GonNa think of regular episode was GonNa come on and it was going to be all claymation and so that was a huge mistake so yeah. That's what I regret right here. Hello thank you thank you well. There's tons uh-huh yeah. I mean I do give you the best of what I have. I'm not an idiot but there are there are always other things I have. You know there's another another two hours with Carlin Mellon living room and there's another hour or so with don in that diner and there's good stories there and I do think the show will have other lives of different kinds. I'm not sure what I mean. I've met with some people like thinking about doing like a radio video version. I thought I could make a radio version of the show and and put people stand up in it. You know what I mean. I could take like thirty minutes of Louis. Stand up up and then take the show. Take another thirty minutes and we've all together so you would hear someone doing stand up and then you would hear the conversation but there there's other stuff I can't. I can't remember anything off the top but yeah we have a giant Bank of stuff here. It's my favorite car that I've driven. So far on this show is one of mine was was with Kevin Hart. It was a poor shows spider. There's a loom race car. Did you see that one yeah that was a really great car and that one happened to be my when it says courtesy Columbus Eighty one. That's code for it's my calm. The rest of people are very generous with us and that Aston Martin was incredible incredible though so gorgeous but they're lent to us by a very nice people that are in the hobby and it's really the quality of the cars has been getting better because people think that it's cool now to be on the show the question somewhere in the back there in that car uh. I don't know why people concerned about the car. That's easy part. It's easy to pick a car but Rodney. I could tell you who I knew well now. That's a guy eh where there was what you saw in. His Act is two percent of what was going on with that guy. He is an incredibly interesting interesting complicated intelligent philosophical insane human being and but he loved young comedians hands and hang out with us and it was the most fun thing in the world and this show is made for a guy like that because you would see a human being that you had no idea of watching the I mean I love his act but it was very different from who he was. It was a lot more there was really like a tip but the iceberg thing there Nile Ferrari uh-huh oh nothing's planned Abba take work. No that just happened. It's happened a few cars but that one was fun. Cause Amy got to embarrass me and got to enjoy you know my my big. Fancy car had fallen apart. Yes they do know we're coming coming and but we tell them we don't want you know we don't close the place and everybody else's just in there. I always think it's funny. You can sometimes see people people in the background. They know they're on the show and they just just going about their eating and they're talking yeah they. They don't seem to realize this is a pretty big deal. I can't even calling him and you wouldn't believe honest. Show right the yeah. I love sobs. I picked the soft preferred Arnesen episode. We did last season. The Saab to me was always kind of a uh. I don't want to be part of the world. I WANNA do my own thing and you know the the ignition was on the floor and you know it's crazy company making crazy of cars and force. They failed and you know just a just a company. I wanted to support and those days. I you know if I'm GONNA drive a car series. That's going to get something out of it. We didn't know about product placement in those days. I mean all those things we did on the show the junior mint and snap we didn't get a penny nothing and the network we get so upset you know we'd be drinking cokes and then you can't drink co.. Amish Oh Pepsi's going to get upset well. We're doing it. You know once once we started to get really good ratings. We've just really became bullies with the network. Just do whatever we want these. I haven't seen in it. I've seen it. I flicked. I've gone on twitter a few times. Is it any good of what it really come on. How long is it no. I two. I'll I'll give it a chance. I'll give it a chance. I it's gotta be horrible really okay all right. That's right right. They're good. Yes no I can't I can't I did. I was actually walking home. One day and Amy Schumer texted me. She said you around. I'm just shooting this thing right now. Did you see this the eighties ladies and she said could you. I was just just walking home. Says would you just come in and being the same and I said okay but it's getting we're going back to Amazon. One Click ordering. I can't sit there anymore and wait. I did an episode of Louis last year and I said that's it. I can't do it anymore. I just you know I did. I did too much of it and just the sitting around and waiting and waiting and then okay. Let's take it again this time. Do it this way and how we're going to turn when we got to fix this late I I. I gotTA GET OUTTA here. I do miss that yes as painful as it is torturous as it is we had incredible writing staff on Matt. Show and they were it was so fun to hang out with them and there are those horrible times when you know you have a story and you don't can't think of a funny direction direction and and you'd sit there for forty five minutes and no one would speak for forty five minutes you sitting there with like six or eight people and it's just this depression depression. It's literally depression and no one's talking. No one can think of anything and I've actually read about this with the chaplain to like sitting in these gag greider just sitting in rooms just waiting for someone to think of something and I mean it's a it's a comedy is a bit of a masochistic pursued if you don't have a masochistic streak. I don't think you can succeed because so much of it as painful. You have to Kinda like it in a sick way you you know that this really hurts so but I do miss it. I do miss it. thank you. I do have a bucket list and I looked at the list and then I decided had to turn to an F. and I was done with it. Which is a joke that uh-huh Obama stole from me at the correspondents dinner and didn't get away with it. They busted him on twitter. They go. Hey that's the Seinfeld joke. Whoever.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

14:32 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"Can you believe that I mean this. Is that shocking. I mean this is to answer your Hulu thing so they wanNA and watch it on Channel Five. I'm I'm an eleven watch and that's so that's what's going on. It's it's really but if you're in the business you gotta you. GotTa you know acknowledged that this is how audiences behind you have to understand how audiences behave when you're on the most recent time here on the tonight show you did a bit that was essentially making fun of mail email. I like I don't really like the use of the word male in email using the same term that we're using for the postal service. I don't see a lot of overlap between these two systems one of them occurring in digital fibre-optic hyperspace the other a dazed and confused distant branch of the Cub Scouts. I I watch as you can imagine a comedian. That's been around doing the opposite bit because making fun of like how kids these days they don't have to write. A letter is important to you to be up on technology. No just like it if it's good if it's useful. I'm like anybody else but I'm not trying to I mean I am trying a little bit trying to figure out instagram and I just don't get it just seems exhausting so much work organs so you get so little out of it but I do try and things that get popular. I like to get a little grip on wise that popular earlier but I wouldn't say that I'm that good at it. What I am good at whatever comedian is good at is knowing knowing how to carefully manage an audience's attention span and that is also the key to this show for example. I'll give you another another when the show was first cut together again. Go back to that little scene with the phone about Neta portray just talking to my wife Julia. You says ask your wife about this thing about reports. I go you know what I'm going to ask her right. Now and I take the phone and dial the phone and and then just picks up the phone and I go hi Jess. I'm sitting here with Julia. I'm in the middle. We're actually right in the middle of doing an episode. She has a question about Neta portray the I can I can. I ask you right now. Busy okay all. You got to get rid of all that. All of that goes because it's just bohren now. It's not boring in in a TV series when you're watching TV series. We're watching an episode of a setup. There's a story right. You're hooked on and there are characters and this is going somewhere. This thing is going nowhere so even when I cut it together. They even had me dialing. No no you can't have that that micro-second is on the Internet is because the the Internet is the most brutal medium for attention span the distance from your finger to that off or stop. You're you holding it right there while you're watching you know how many times you see a video you go. Oh that looks good. I WanNa see that you press it and then fifteen second commercials again a no no no no no. You don't get fifteen seconds. It's not that good Amazon.com one click ordering. That's where I got this idea. They understood to click. I don't even want it anymore. I changed my mind in between clicks as a stand up comedian. You must master that attention span dynamic of an audience and it's no different from you know trying to do jokes for four drunks in a nightclub two o'clock in the morning. You've got to get their attention and in hold it so you spend your life doing it and that's what you have to do on the Internet to survive so your documentary comedian is considered by right some to be really pioneering to create these comedy nerds. These people are very into the process of comedy. I was wondering what you thought about that. There's an audience that knows the mechanics like knows. What a bit. Is that WANNA see the process. It's a third question. You've had a lot of good questions. Ashes I also thought that honest is learning more about standup that it might spoil the magic form but it doesn't seem you too yeah. It doesn't seem Joe. I think we just need the laughs that much I mean I I watch comedians and I watched them. Do the exact same set two times in Ro and I know I'm a comedian. I really love jokes but you can laugh. You can laugh a second time. That's a good joke and you enjoy it again. Have you adjusted or you think it changes the way you do comedy. If an audience knows more about the mechanic I know I don't know what they know. I don't care what they know. Oh it's not my job to know I have. I talk a lot with young comedians about. Are there any comedians in the onus tonight uh-huh today that one if you yeah young people now have gotten off on this thing of you gotTa have a whole new our every year and I feel like that's very wrong headed in terms of bringing yourself to the highest level you can get you in. This is real comedy shop talk but I do think that knowing knowing the mechanics is not an issue for an audience so so you mentioned the the new our thing. which is I mean you'd have? I think I've read that. You wanted to film a special. No is it so how much how much material currently only walking around. I don't know exactly but it's probably two hours. Maybe three hours that you know you can kind of just pick things off the shelf and I think we'll do this. I think they'll do that or so. Are you. Generating someone I mean not doing a new hour of new material and not just adding I could I could but I don't believe in it. I would rather do for you the best of what I have thought of in the past five years uh-huh and show you that that then all new stuff yeah. That's not going to be as good well. I think you'll probably agree which is there. There is a desire for new stuff and in that way this show your new stuff. They got to see your process by seeing like now this process on on display okay here to do nothing comes no nothing that he started talking about here then has slowly become an no but things land here that I have no other place place for yeah for example what else I can't take another second one to just take the picture. Nothing happens on three array okay. I'M NOT GONNA get happy on three or you know not Matthew Brady and the civil war going to be a huge explosion. You know it just take the goddamn picture. Let's move on so I won't do that joke in my act just because it's not it's not strong enough but in that context it works really well so you had it and you're like. Oh this might be a time to. I thought I'll do it here and see how it plays. It's really I can't tell you how L. Exciting. It was for me to listen to you. Watch the show because that's something I never get. I never hear anybody watched the show so that you enjoyed it. I I was a huge thrill for me to thank you for that it. Did you learn anything from hearing people laugh at parts and yeah I mean I would go back and re-edit it now I would. I'm a little compulsive also a compulsive tinkerer. You know I love to just. Let's try this. Maybe maybe shrink that section a little bit. I mean that's what standup is constantly moving. The accordion two different sizes is that essentially what I wanted to ask you is there is a lot of communities right on stairs that go up with the premise and then they just kind of over the night carpet down but you're you're right then. It changes so that you're trying. If it doesn't work you're taking out what is the process of a joke at the beginning of the idea to so how it gets ready. I mean I this. Is something my favorite thing to talk about. I I really think they're going to be so bored. It's it's just a grueling process of iteration. Yeah or you think I've been working on this thing about donut hole. A hole is the the absence of whatever is surrounding it okay if they were really donut holes. The bag would be emptied and the donuts that you've got the whole from wouldn't have holes because you took them now. If you want you could take what they're calling donut holes but they are not they are donut plugs could take the plug and shove it in the hole aw which I don't even feel comfortable saying for some reason but that would eliminate the doughnut the whole end the plug but you still have a fat ass and people shooting the cameras. You're walking down the street so it doesn't and I just love talking about donut holes because is that just because of that yeah soon as you bring it up people really that's. GonNa talk about and it's just a silly kind of thing that I like to do but it's quite complicated to bring that subject up and take an audience through it in a a through moronic logic but audiences love to hear about something very very stupid you know but but I imposed in a very rigorous intellect to it yeah. It's kind not philosophical that joke about you know if it was really donut hole. It'll be empty. I mean so I don't know so. It's just if you have to be the will get up on stage night after night and say donut hole. Try this again you know and then when you get it if you do get it. It's unbelievably satisfying to have to say then the big thrill. Is You go to another community go. Have you seen my donut hole bit. All I got a whole thing on donut holes you know and they go. I've seen donut holes. I never thought that that was a bit. I go it's hilarious. Are You keep on tinker with it for years. Yeah I mean if three years yeah I mean if I get it if I get it. You know some things just fall together like the bit about that. You mentioned about the Post Office office where I do. I do the postmaster general. They always send the postmaster. General always has to make a big speech about have a tough time that they're having it comes out and he's freaked out. He's got rings under the is no shave pulling all nighters. We can't do it anymore. We gotta go up a penny on the stamps. There's no way around it trying to get some breathing room because in the infrastructure structure and we're all like hey dude do whatever you gotta do. We don't give a damn. What is a stamp anyway. We don't even know what it costs forty three forty eight making a buck. You're going to get it there so that that once that gets nailed down. I won't touch that yeah but certain things sometimes that kind of wiggle around and you can't nail him and you just keep changing little things do can you think of an observation that you have that you brought up the premise and you can tell them. That's not a thing that we've also noticed like go. Have you ever noticed nine nine out of ten. Do not work so before the two times ago on Letterman. You did your first letterman. What was it like to be in that space to do like the jobs no I didn't I had this whole bit that I did. In eighty one about Bob Hughes the fattest man in the world take off two hundred pounds. It doesn't make a hell of a debt and if you're a friend of is what are you going to say to him. You know you look Great Bob Down to twelve hundred now it. Maybe look at you and as you can hear from this respond. Ah Fat in eighty one is not fat in two thousand fifteen but nobody ever thought it was hilarious is that someone was fat in eighty one you know so can you did you notice how you change like. If I had this premise I would do this. This different a little bit yeah a little bit a little bit but the whole subject I I realized no. This is good. This is not a good Evan. DONUT holes. US Better Donohoe's back back then they did so you've had Louisiana Z's Chris Rock Kevin Hart. Do you have an do you ever think about doing mass in square garden just like as an idea. They've all warming. They're performing. They're not getting I don't I don't so I don't really know if I could. I don't know if that many people would want to come see me but it's not it's just not something and in my day you young people you know I I. I don't even know if I would like it. I only played a a place like that..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1

MyTalk 107.1

03:38 min | 2 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1

"Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, and the show Bradley comedians in cars with coffee, or whatever it's called comedians having coffee and cars or something comedians in cars getting coffee. Okay. You can fill in the blank Goodwin. Bradley. It was doomed from the start. It was doomed before it even began. Neither person wanted to do the episode of comedians in cars, getting coffee both of them were basically forced to do it by the respective teams. Jerry, Seinfeld and Ellen. They hate each other. They only talked when forced there will never be a second episode. Jerry Seinfeld, and Ellen may never speak again. Forever. What is the point of doing that? I feel like when you're Ellen and Jerry Seinfeld failed. Just don't do stuff. You don't want to go, right? That's the great thing about being a permanent a lasagna. You get to have selectivity in the things that you wanna do. I just don't understand forcing people who don't like each other into doing something that in the end is going to not be good. Yeah. Seriously, presumably, they're just going to edit the bejesus out of it. And you know, maybe. Now, Bradley you got that very quickly. What led you to believe that Jerry Seinfeld and Ellen were the people behind this blind item? Well, anytime you say, permanent A-List talk show host. I think Allen, right? And then I instantly thought well, what's a comic who just had a show because we just talked about the new season of no actually, we talked about the new season of something else. But. I'm sorry. My brain was doing the James corden one. What's that? Yeah. The carpool karaoke carpool karaoke. But there's also there was a story maybe last week about comedians in cars with coffee that was just getting coffee that was just in my brain. So I thought well who would she hate? Oh, look someone that does what she does. Because those would usually be the grudges I feel like people would hold Ellen wouldn't hate Madonna. Right. Because I would think that any of the people that Ellen would hate it would be another comedy. She might be threatened by us. Yeah. Yeah. And vice versa for that matter. Interesting. I swatted delicious one. And that was quick delicious. All right moving right along. Let's think about a foreign born a minus lists mostly television. Actress and the celebrity she calls her boyfriend to people the subject of this blind item from crazy days and nights dot net. Apparently this foreign born A-minus lists mostly television. Actress says she in the celebrity she calls her boyfriend are waiting until they are married to consummate their relationship. Someone was asking her what the sexiest lake which is when she gave this answer. Foreign born A-minus minus list, mostly television. Actress did we talk about this story this week? Somebody about their sex life. We talked about Amal Clooney, and you're in George Clooney. So it's not that I will say this woman is famous for acting in television in the United States mostly, but she has a big movie career outside of the United States. How okay and the celebrity. She calls her boyfriend is not an actor. No while he was on TV. Now. Use the word boyfriend loosely. I'm be something a little more than a boyfriend. If you know what I mean? Might be. Husband..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:20 min | 2 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"You hear that now i love jerry seinfeld i love jerry seinfeld know you forget he's an antiestablishment comedian he is a guy who wants to buck the system he didn't set up to his own fucking thing or didn't set up to do what you want him do he wanted to do his own thing he made a fucking sitcom about nothing i love you jerry seinfeld if i've ever talked shit on you in the past and i have on accident i was drunk and i was i was a fucking idiot but man he's a fucking bad ass here's a fucking bad and i've always been a fan is i think there's i don't think there's a lot of comics that aren't fan of his you know they're like he is a legit comedian's comedian we all i think we all love them let's talking to but he said is what he said i didn't see why was necessary to fire her seinfeld told entertainment tonight the fact that he says such balls do you realize how volatile that statement is you have to be one side of the other these days and there are people and by the way this is what i wanna share in this there are people who are are not afraid to throw the first rock that is my biggest i might be my one of my sayings this year stay in your lane and don't oh the first rock let the first rock be thrown at you then throw your rock do not throw the for once you throw the first rock the internet senses you and they go oh you think you got all that we got to look up park parking pat pat patty whatever why would you murder someone who's committing suicide yeah by the way they should should've just let her tweet or tweet and let her show keep going and let it just fizzle out yeah but they got to kind of put their foot down after that whole planet of the apes thing i mean yeah they had to they had to write the rebooting though without her does not gonna work as much as liberals and liberal but as much as progressive liberals want their cake and eat it too in it's not gonna happen like the reason roseanne was successful because roseanne roseanne wasn't gonna be called dan yan yeah we had that it's called blues brothers to like it's not i mean i love john goodman but yeah where's the where's the conflict where's the the conflict is this mouthy fucking broad who supports trump that's what connected with america it's not darlene do you think anyone ever dali's my favorite character no he knew i liked the other one becky what's donovan what's his brother's name donovan i don't know what do you think they're going to do killer off reboot i don't know it's just stupid just get rid of it just don't do it just to sit down with john goodman you got a tv show with becky urged darlene scanner on tv show she makes money shouldn't need the puck of money they didn't do their family i don't think they probably don't even talk onset then do they missed each other just bums me out there this new treadmill on tread ly the it just looks good there's no arms to it it's the reason i bring this up by the way my shopping podcast now i'm just showing you shit you can buy every order years now beautifully design minimalist you can put it under your desk if you have a standing desk and just walk on it does have a hydraulic handrail and i think it's like three hundred fifty fucking bucks that's it i think preorder yours today trek it out trendy i saw it online i thought you guys would like anthony bourdain was in a death ritual months before his suicide did you hear that no dude let me tell you something that's fine ever did death rituals i got offered a lot of death rituals i got an offer a lot of shit you wanna roll your bones in a sitting there with a zulu priestess nope i'm gonna pass the bones rolan i can find your darkness i'd rather you not drink bladders did drink goats them aside chief yeah that's kind of dangerous i think that's just how you get aids in africa but anthony bourdain was apparently in he was with his friend darren arnav sqi darren huskies at the guy that data jennifer jennifer lawrence i'm not sure but they also came out with the fact that he.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

The New Yorker Radio Hour

02:13 min | 3 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

"Oh the survey carried during the bought the rest of the amendment that right privacy to speak to be interesting to look at the emergence of a criminal economy also i'm only for these it's more profiles affair this really subversive strings day in round especially the delights molecular from one world trade center in manhattan this is the new yorker radio hour a coproduction of wnyc studios and the new yorker welcome to the new yorker radio hour i'm david remnant today's episode i hope is a little treat a live interview i did at the new yorker festival in the fall with somebody i have admired for quite a long time when i went out on stage to introduce him though i was i was almost at a loss for words us you'll hear because this guy if you'll excuse the cliche it happens to be accurate each no shooter welcome to the new yorker festive one david remnant you know that s s jerry seinfeld and no flash photography no reward why not you wanted to flesh your way all right you feel like jackie kennedy i get it out of your system now so you've got this new special on on netflix jerry before seinfeld and one of the amazing confessional parts of it is that you begin talking about the construction of a joke your first joke what made you think you could do this thing be a comedian just from being funny in the house i really didn't the truth is i really didn't think that i could and i didn't really care whether i could or i couldn't i had i just got to this point where i was so in love with it that i just decided what's the difference you know what's the difference it seemed much more important to me to do the thing you want to do then success or failure this is nineteen 75 you know and we were still a little bit of the.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Norm Macdonald Live

Norm Macdonald Live

01:33 min | 3 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Norm Macdonald Live

"Uh because they didn't need the head they didn't have the need to be a good actor you have to have a a survival like if i don't do this well i'm not eating i have no career or stand up to always feel like i anomaly the night on on the you know i remember when i took a three acting classes and then i also said when more money than everybody else because i had stand out an error washing dishes in so if you could have had any kind of career you could just just had a magic wand and just and i'm sure when you came down from canada you had you you imagined wonderful things that could possibly happen to you what would be those things if you could have done anything in show business or chauvinism showbiz and what would you wanted your career to be not that it hasn't been great but did you have thoughts of being a movie star or sitcoms are now i only want to stan oko and i you know as i was looking back i so that people were always had one foot in the door right now even like i remember i just wanted to be on david letterman than i was under let him and i said well finding girls that's enough sitcoms some guy didn't you finish right there if a ransom and then i figured on road jerry seinfeld in news you know and it just surround myself with actors and justice mirko lot.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

H3 Podcast

01:38 min | 3 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

"Like are okay lake tech to catch up you're not on jerry first of all your not like your famous right she's famous i don't know who she is but she's famous i've heard the name there's always someone more famous than you you've done with jerry seinfeld here right and um first of all the i i feel like that's not a great way to greet people like what do you think hewlett was he rude or was a justified is his seinfeld signed philosophical i dunno cutting while he actually recoils like she goes and she's like no seriously weaken hug and he's like no low we can inflate ore is like care is not leaving memed buddies like if you watch the show and then you see that you can't how by by laugh and enjoy it you know what i mean i don't feel like is being rude right i love jerry seinfeld here but genuinely in that social like was she justified in its guidelines i mean to us foreign high is it yeah for total stranger jerry site not just a told chamber utah can do jerry seinfeld olympic successful artists she's not some like okay rando and his defence presumptuous she's assuming that jerry seinfeld knows who she is she he's a old comedian like it's not exactly perfect cross section to is in an interview yeah kind of a bad hiding it is kind of a veteran i say what up afterwards introduce yourself that may be going for a i dunno yeah but i love the jet this cheery is the god because on one if that was me and i was him.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

H3 Podcast

01:50 min | 3 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

"Um sorry the postmatch is arriving okay so what are we take a quick break because i actually need to pete take a real quick break okay i guess it and it geysers on don't go away we're going to go get the posts mates i'm gonna take a quick break are going to be right back don't go away we have yes only fresh memes on deck if you'll leave i'm than attack on my burn his offstump for this table and i'm gonna tear it all down and we'll never have another episode again right i regret backers welcome back is we are back i was talking about jerry seinfeld when he tore apart larry king but when i was in the bathroom i was taken piss and i was like here's something has never dealt with girls and ever dealt with okay i'm in their pain and a super tall guy comes and next at me and you feel like they can see your deck you're not the you should look now that they would look and there is not always a centre divider on your leather i don't sound why don't you have regular toilets like women that i don't do well because yeah we'll urinals are more efficient i guess is it yuccas in you don't have to touch adore enough to do anything really just put your pull your junk out nothing like so old school i look at to be just put your dicken and just sucks the year out but i do on their white what does that feel like when someone is like standing next to you is there like accord where you you shouldn't look like no one looks yeah you're supposed to look a straight ahead usually deuce don't look at their junkie they look look at the wall that's weird and like the girls are super close together very weird so usually the stand that close people normally and all of a sudden i'm standing not only closer to a stranger but we both have our dick out how close.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

H3 Podcast

01:50 min | 3 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on H3 Podcast

"Um sorry the postmatch is arriving okay so what are we take a quick break because i actually need to pete take a real quick break okay i guess it and it geysers on don't go away we're going to go get the posts mates i'm gonna take a quick break are going to be right back don't go away we have yes only fresh memes on deck if you'll leave i'm than attack on my burn his offstump for this table and i'm gonna tear it all down and we'll never have another episode again right i regret backers welcome back is we are back i was talking about jerry seinfeld when he tore apart larry king but when i was in the bathroom i was taken piss and i was like here's something has never dealt with girls and ever dealt with okay i'm in their pain and a super tall guy comes and next at me and you feel like they can see your deck you're not the you should look now that they would look and there is not always a centre divider on your leather i don't sound why don't you have regular toilets like women that i don't do well because yeah we'll urinals are more efficient i guess is it yuccas in you don't have to touch adore enough to do anything really just put your pull your junk out nothing like so old school i look at to be just put your dicken and just sucks the year out but i do on their white what does that feel like when someone is like standing next to you is there like accord where you you shouldn't look like no one looks yeah you're supposed to look a straight ahead usually deuce don't look at their junkie they look look at the wall that's weird and like the girls are super close together very weird so usually the stand that close people normally and all of a sudden i'm standing not only closer to a stranger but we both have our dick out how close.

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