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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:29 min | 7 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"But relationships contain tension. That is unavoidable. It's essential, it's eternal. All relationships is always a little agenda thing, not quite lining up. Between the two people, right? And so every relationship you're in in life is going to be a certain amount of tension. Just accept that. You ask any friend how their relationship is going, they're going to touch their face. The first thing they do. How's it going, Judy? Not bad. And we're doing, okay? And the higher up on the face they go, the worst, the relationship is. I heard you having some problems, not really. We just got to work on a couple of things. I heard you might break up. Yeah, we got to break up. I can't go any higher on my head. This is one of the things that takes guys a long time to learn, especially you young guys who've got it all going on, and every other area. But you got to learn the flowers, the power of flowers, takes a long time for men to understand. To us, it seems like a frivolous thing, like an insignificant thing. If there were no flowers, earth would be populated by men and lesbians. Women are with men to get flowers. That's what they want. Men don't want a flower. Don't give a man flowers. They're like, oh, I got to take care of this now. And what if they die? I guess that's my fault. I'm the bad guy. Fine. But if a guy's walking down street holding a big bouquet of flowers, he's the star of that street. No other guy wants to be with a girl on the same street as that guy. 'cause you get that. See? That's what I'm talking about. 'cause he's got flowers. He could have a severed head in the other hand. She doesn't notice that. He was probably just defending himself. That's why the floors is not really set up right for what men need. Just walk in, you tell them what you did wrong. They gave me the flowers for that. And you just move right out the back. They need to make up the all right, your brother's not an idiot, bouquet. The your career is important too basket. That would be helpful to men. Watch Jerry Seinfeld in Jerry before Seinfeld only on.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:37 min | 8 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"One of the big nights that I had here was my parents coming to see me do my show because I had never for whatever reason I was very embarrassed around my parents to show them this part of my personality. So when I started doing this, it was a little strange to them. When I told them I think I want to be a comedian and they went, okay. You know, you've never done anything funny. And so I've eventually, I brought them here and they sat right there and I was so nervous that night because I was showing them this whole side of myself. It was like my little gay closet moment, you know, where I had to say, mom, dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm a funny person. And I don't want to be ashamed of it anymore. And I want to lead a funny lifestyle now. I want to be with other funny people. I want to have breakfast at two in the afternoon and I was up. And the other thing was meeting girls in the bar out there. That was a new thing, too. Because comedians sometimes have a little difficulty in normal social situations. I can do this for some reason and always always felt comfortable doing what I'm doing right now. I was like, I could talk to all of you, but I can't talk to any of you. I don't really understand that, but I've talked to a lot of other communities that have the similar thing. So when you coming here and doing a show, and then you go sit in the bar and girls will come and they would talk to you. And I was like, unbelievable. So that's why we never went any place else. Why would you not go where someone might be able to see you do the one thing that you can do? That's kind of cool. So I started having relationships with women observing them up close. Especially their bathrooms are fascinating little wonderlands. I noticed that women need a large and constant supply of cotton balls and men don't need any. I've never had a cotton ball in my entire life. I've never bought one owned one, needed one. I've never been in a situation where I thought to myself, I could use a cotton ball right now. I could certainly get out of this mess. Women need them. And they don't need one or two. They need thousands of them every single day. They buy bean bag chairs, filled with cotton balls. Two days later, they're all out. They need more. They're on their way back to the store. The only time I ever see them is two or three in the bottom and a little wastebasket looked like they've been through some horrible experience. Tortured interrogated. I don't know what you did to him. Once a woman left three cotton balls over my house, took me a year to use them up. But when all the kitchen floor I thought maybe the cockroaches would think it's a tumbleweed, go, this is a dead town. Let's move on. Or I go to the doctor before he gives you the shot, puts the alcohol on you on with the cotton ball. I bring one of mine. He goes for his. I go, maybe you could use this one. Sometimes he'd use it. Take a penny off on my bill. Gives me the prescription. I take that home, open up the bottle. There's another cotton ball in there. The cotton ball syndicate was always one step ahead. Watch Jerry Seinfeld. Before Seinfeld, on Netflix..

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Real Housewife Bethany Frankel Has Proclaimed New York City 'Unsafe'

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:30 min | 8 months ago

Real Housewife Bethany Frankel Has Proclaimed New York City 'Unsafe'

"There's still maybe some of you who are on the fence with a New York City will make it back or not. Well, wonder no more because real housewife Bethany frankel began her unfortunate truth rant on Instagram and told everybody that the city is unsafe. So if you're on the fence, well now you know. You know, what do you do now if you're planning on visiting the Big Apple in your future? On one hand, you got the ultimate New York and Jerry Seinfeld who wrote an essay back in the summer of 2020 when people said COVID room to city. It's over. Jerry Seinfeld said, you don't have to always come back. We'll always come back. Look at that. What do you worry about? What's with this COVID? He's one of those guys. You can't help but try to imitate once you hear his name. What? Anyhow, he was like, don't leave the city. It's gonna be fine. But Bethany frankel doubled down. Especially in light of that psycho Frank James shooting ten on the Brooklyn subway train, she said the subway situation is terrifying, as if she takes it. And New York is not what it used to be. New York is not safe. Bethany's got an 11 year old daughter and admitted she can not help but be the dorky parent who doesn't want her kid walking around the city. It's scary and I have no choice if we're dealing with Manhattan and to be a helicopter parent. And I chose to not be in New York City to be honest, I think it's scary and we have to talk about it, she continued.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WLS-AM 890

WLS-AM 890

06:13 min | 11 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WLS-AM 890

"Well what if this character is a sense of what if that group is offended by this What if I can't say this or can't share that What if I can't make the bad guy truly bad What about the hero has some flaws and that upset some people What the woke mentality does is it interrupts the creative flow and causes self censorship and that does not create great art at all No it doesn't have Christian toto author in the new book virtue bombs It's about Hollywood and their descent into wool culture You know I read a piece this weekend I think you cited it on your social media feed or was it this weekend or less But I think it was by Barry Weiss on her sub stack but it was a different author And the gist of the piece was that this isn't just about actors you know Christian you and I think Hollywood like you say you think Scarlett Johansson and Brad Pitt and all these famous actors that's actually a very small sliver of Hollywood You got gaffers lighting people foley artists sound engineers I mean not all these people are died in the world liberals Matter of fact a lot of them believe in liberty and freedom like we do And the gist of the piece was that these writers and script writers that they're being subjected to these de facto racial quotas and you've got a bunch of middle aged basically white men who've done nothing wrong of dedicated themselves to the crap submitting scripts and stuff and being told straight out Christian they're not hiding it Hey sorry man We've got to hit some kind of quota for black minority LGBT or artists and writers and you're not it I mean that's the textbook definition of discrimination right there It is it's a great article I recommend everyone check it out to Barry Weiss's subsect page And I have some of that in my book as well I've also recently spoken to a comedian he's a straight white comedian very funny fellow and he played me an audio clip that he saved from one of his agents or reps basically saying you're a white male I can't do anything for you I'm so sorry It's happening It's real And part of this is Hollywood has done a terrible job of being diverse in the past I think the shame they have is real And they should have some guilt But this is a massive overcorrection It should be about the artistry and gifts and talents of the creators not the skin color So let everyone on board Any minority any group if you've got a great story a screenplay you're a great actor We want you That's what it should be Not this we've got to overcorrect and just an absurd way That's happening right now Yeah because then Christian I'm glad you raise this in your book because it's a topic that this overcorrection then you never get to any kind of a sane stable rational society I mean if the idea is that hey listen there was obviously discrimination in the country in the past obviously It's just a matter of fact not a matter of opinion So you're suggesting the way to correct that what is that Discriminate again in the future engendering another generation of people bitter for being discriminated against who then want to do the same I mean it's just this endless cycle of stupidity and you know you brought up comedy You know the comedies and other great example of this How comedy is over corrected to the point where you have major comedians now The Jerry Seinfeld's in Dave Chappelle's of the world A lot of them who won't even play college campuses anymore Imagine that Imagine that Christian the idea like the animal House college campus of the 80s right There's a movie But that we can't even have a comedy show on a college campus without someone getting offended I mean my gosh the whole essence of comedy was all of us going in there suspending disbelief right We go in and we realized he doesn't mean that it's a joke and we'd have like it's comedy no one's forcing you to listen to it and comedy I think after the Chappelle incident has been just totally obliterate Yeah the new book has a lot of different comedians who spoke to me about how they're kind of bucking what's going on They're going to go free speech or bust and good for them What is interesting Chapel with the incidents with the trans jokes if you're Dave Chappelle you're arguably the biggest best comedian on the planet right now He's the Pinnacle There's no one better than him you could say And I agree with that If he gets such black and such blowback for saying a few jokes what chance do they work a day comic a young guy or gal just starting out and trying to be edgy and trying to be interesting which answer they have Yeah no no They don't It's implausible to believe that They don't have I mean look Chappelle for as much as I admire his stance as still had some headaches from this and as you said you're talking about arguably the number one comedy talent on the planet right now who still has been suffering some blowback It's really unforgivable Christian toto author of the new book virtue bombs It is a manifesto on the woke culture that has infected Hollywood And your Hollywood in toto right T OTO is your website if I remember correctly That's it That's where I go and Twitter as well That's where I go folks and you should go as well if you want Sanity in your coverage of the entertainment business and not crazy woke stuff Christian Thanks for joining us best of luck with the book Thanks so much You got it Yeah I never quite understood folks How you can alienate you know the sports space You see the NFL Last night I'm scrolling through I saw a screenshot this morning On the field in Kansas City was what advanced social justice There you go Social justice yeah that did really well What are you talking about The burning down of American cities that happened there That's a great idea Alienate 40 to 50% of your audience Just nonsense It's crazy Just play football and act I mean really you want to speak out after hours do it I will passionately defend your right to free speech But my gosh just play the game man Ruining everything All right I've got useful idiots and CNN showing you How these these models of tyranny and totalitarianism They can't possibly happen without this ongoing sigh up and the scion requires useful idiots in the media and don't worry There is a bullpen full of them at CNN coming up next.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

01:50 min | 11 months ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"The street cleaning trucks in New York as a point of what kind of street theater absurdity is does anybody think these trucks are cleaning? The streets. Do they think they're cleaning the streets? Are they just laughing their asses off in front of it? They get all the parked cars out of the way, everybody. We've got to make a huge loud annoying hissing sound and then leave a little piss trail of water out the back. To complete our doing absolutely nothing process. Where do you see 9th avenue after we're done with it? Are you going to think you're in an architect's rendering? Strolling through a modern Wonderland of the future. If you're walking down the street in New York and you step in gum and that gum stays on your shoe for a couple of blocks, whatever that gum picks up, that's the only cleaning of anything going on in New York City. We're living it fell. We don't even care anyway. Here's a sentence never heard in the history of New York City. Hey, why don't we get a new awning? We got 6 pounds of bird crap on this one, 12 reps, 11 places where the metal frame is showing through. Because that's 200 bucks. It's only the entire appearance of our whole business. I don't think it's a good idea. I think it's better as a way for us to silently express how much we hate ourselves in the stupidity of people that even come in here. Yeah, you're right, let's leave it. Stream Jerry Seinfeld in Jerry before Seinfeld, only on.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

04:31 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"So I came into the city in 1976, I told you that. At that time, New York, a little bit of a tough town, but definitely the best place in my opinion to become a comedian because. First of all, everybody in New York is a little funny. I'm sure you all think you're funny. That's why you like comedy, you feel you're pretty funny yourself. You probably even think you could do what I'm doing, you think. I got interested in other things, but if I wanted to, I could have easily, I could have done it. I chose not to. And that is a good place to learn comedy. Because in New York, if you've got to really have something to make audiences laugh. And at that time also, New York wasn't doing so well as a city, the city was going bankrupt. It was also the same year that they built the Roosevelt island tramway, and I used to say, well, that's great. The city's going bankrupt. They're putting a rise for us. Maybe eventually we'll get a roller coaster in the south Bronx, which would be the first roller coaster where people scream on the flat part of the ride. And that was my second joke that I ever thought of. So I had the left bet. I had the tramway. I was wrong. And I lived in a little apartment on the west side, and it was very small. It was just 15 feet square. That is not a joke? You know the yoke apartments are like that. And I brought my little bed from my room to sleep on. That was all I had. I didn't care. I wasn't planning on really getting anywhere doing this, by the way. I just loved it and I wanted to do it. And so I lived in that apartment since I couldn't afford to fix it or anything. I would paint it a lot. And every time I painted it, I thought, well, now it's a little bit smaller. And I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but it is coming in. It's coming in. I thought eventually someone's going to come to visit me. They're going to open the door. It's just going to be a white block with an eye. Wow, that guy painted that place a little too much. And so no money, we performed here for free, by the way. Absolutely free. And audiences were packing it and just like tonight, they're packing in to see it in the 70s. We were the new hot theist stand up comics young people doing this thing. So I would come over here in the middle of the day and I would make a hamburger they would let us have food. That was one good thing about the Plaza or let us have food and t-shirts. So I wore comic strip T-shirt and I would come here in the afternoon. I make a hamburger and then I would have another one. Another hamburger at night. And I was consuming about 30 pounds of chopped meat a month. I was like a trained seal coming in here. I was just feeding me and I would come up and just tramway, left bed and I was, you know, and that was so many gave me a shower radio as a present for my apartment. I could have used the couch. No, she already, that's a nice gift. No better place to dance than naked on a slick surface next to a glass door. But I still feel that comedy culture, I'll call it of New York City. I feel that it's still here. So I'm at a light and as a guy crossing in front of my car. And then the light change was actually my turn to go, and they're right in front of the car. This is how the New Yorkers, you know how they just raise their elbows up to pretend. Here's an impression of someone hurrying, but they don't go any faster, same exact speed. This is what it would look like if I was hurrying, but I'm not. I'm just gonna raise my elbows. Do the full courtesy jog. So many gave me the finger. On my way, which I don't care about. I don't understand even why the finger is the finger. Someone picks one of their fingers, they show it to me. I'm supposed to feel bad. Bad finger. This is a good finger, right? I was trying to remember, if I get this finger, I'm only one finger away from.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:15 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"So we moved out from the city to on Long Island. You don't live in Long Island. You live on Long Island. You live in the city, you tell people people ask you waiting Olivia. We live in the city. You don't live on the city. But if you move out of the city, you're in it now. Now, if you go out, you're going to be on the island. Long Island is not one of those places. You can't get in it. There's nothing there's nothing to get in. You just stay on it. My parents say Jerry, we're going to the city today. So get ready, we're going in. We're going to get on the train. We don't get in the train. You get on the train. Even though you see trains, there's nobody on it. You never see anybody on top of a train, but that's how you talk. If you want to live here, this is how you talk. We're gonna get on the train. Why do you get on the train? Why? So you can get off it. Get off the train. This is our stop. We gotta get in the cab. You don't get on the cap. You were on the train, but you don't get on the cab. You get in the cab. Why do you get in the cab? So you can get up. You gotta get out of the. We're here get out of the cab. We're here. Why are you still in the cab? Get out of the cab. Okay, Jerry, what about Uber? What do you do with Uber? That's the new thing. Do you get in it? No, on it? No, off it? No. What do you do with Uber? No. No. You take it, you take over. Because there's no money. It's like free. I don't even know how it works. Do we even pay for that? I think it's just a free thing comes with the phone. Anytime you're just like, little cartoon cars that you want to be. How'd you get here? We took an Uber. We just. It's like M and M's in a bowl. Just take them. Watch Jerry Seinfeld in Jerry before.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:01 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

06:09 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"What else in the world. besides everything. What about your device dictatorship that you live under cowering in fear from your phone about this. I got it's here. It's here my phone is here. I didn't. I moved it from this pocket to this pocket. I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay that was really close. You are so hip no phone a five at this point you hand your phone to somebody to show them something. If the two seconds you go can you saw it that. That's it give it back. I am completely off grid right now when that battery gets low. You feel like your whole bodies running out of power. I feel tired when the phone. It's like ten or five. I can't even walk you. Guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger. A call comes listen. I don't know how much time i have left out here. I wish i could take back some of the things. I've said if i go dead on the street tell everyone i know i'll talk to them tomorrow. Well i gotta stay in touch with people jerry. That's why the phone so important pretty important. You know really. They don't seem very important. What you scroll through their names on your contact list like a gay french king hoop leases me today. Who shall i favor crucial. Ideally we are not separating from the phone. it's a part of us now. who are you with no phone. What access to information do you have what you can remember. What are you gonna do without your pictures. Are you gonna descri- what you saw. That doesn't work for us us. We don't want to talk to anybody that doesn't have a phone. That's why it's called an iphone. It's half myself halfon. That's a complete individual. I don't even know what the purpose of people is anymore. I think the only reason people still exist is phones. Need pockets to ride around. And i used to think cuba was on my phone so i could get around. Then i started thinking. Maybe they put uber on the phone. Because that makes me take the phone because the phone use emetic at around. Who's really the uber. In this big prostitution ran. I'm the little bitch carry in the phone. The far are the hosts picking up strangers off the street all night and the phones. The big pimp of the whole thing town the drivers you just get. Oh i tell you to get all the money we call it a phone. We don't even use it as a phone. Nobody's talking on the phone. Once they gave you the option. You could talk. You could type talking into that day. It's over talking his obsolete. It's antiquated i. Feel like a blacksmith. Up here sometimes. To tell you the truth. I can tell you this whole thing. We can get the hell out of here right now. Why would i want to get information from the face. When i could get it from a nice clean screen. Don't you feel uncomfortable now. Faces come up the of well i'll tell you what i think guy lips and their teeth and their gums and there. There's a miss shaving spot. There's a piece of cross some goo. You see a little lunch remnant in their teeth. Just send me an email about this. Which i can't do it anymore. Your face is the worst news. I've had all day. We wanna tax tax just taxed. We like that word. Noattacks spun said's get that short tight at the x. in their little bite to a tax debt. I don't i don't know where it is. Don't tell tax debt. don't tell me when we first got tax. Not really can't really remember that i can't either. I mean i know that we have it. I know we didn't use to have it. I don't know how we got it. i don't remember. Did they tell us we were getting it. Was there an announcement that we're getting it. There was no commercial. I don't remember a commercial wants of human contact but kind of had it up to here with people try tags need to get some information but don't wanna hear their stupid voice responding to it. You need to be on bags. We like it. It's fast. it's efficient not fast enough. Apparently for some people now instead of okay. A lot of people just the k. Leaving the oh all what what. Mike growth fraction of a second. Did you say you think you're efficient. What does that added up to like two free minutes at the end of your day that you can watch a youtube video of skateboarders banging their nuts off a railing. Somebody texted me. Ty the other day instead of thank you. i'd like to bend your nuts off a railing. Ty that's not a thank you. We're so anxious to get the next text. They give you those three little ghosts dots to tell you it's common. We're cooking up a good one for you. Where do you see this. You are not going to believe what those guys about say. I can't show it to you yet. We're still working on it in the text machine. But it's going to be a beauty. You can see the pistons pumping..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Marie Forleo Podcast

The Marie Forleo Podcast

07:34 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on The Marie Forleo Podcast

"Today's question comes from april. Marie oh my god i love you. I love your work. I get so much out of your interviews Thank you for doing what you do. So and i'm a teacher. And so i always tell students to shine their special light and that there's only one them in the world and i just i love you tagline and it's really inspiring okay So my question is age old okay. It's applicable across the board Relevant to just about everybody. I would imagine. Why do i stop doing the things that make me feel good that i know i need to do So i'm talking morning practice journaling. meditation exercise. Whatever you know you figure out for yourself and you get it going and you're like ooh i've been doing this for two days a great day among good right and then you're like into a week and at that point you're just like this is my life now and you tell people. Oh i had to do my meditation so you know i wasn't available you know you're in a whole new so this time i rocked it for like a month dude. I did my exercising. I found this free exercise by on the side of the road. And i started to in twenty minutes of bike riding every morning. Knock you make a million excuses. I'm a mom. I work fulltime blah blah. But i was able to make the time one point. Why do i step away from it. Oh my goodness april first of all we love you. We love your energy. We love your spirit. We love your question so much in fact. My team was like yes april. I want to hear the answer to this question too. So why do we stop doing. The things that we all know are good for us especially when we've been able to make the time before it's a head scratcher. Am i right now. Obviously it makes no logical sense right but then again we know that we human beings are not logical creatures. We are emotional and often irrational when it comes to our behavior now the truth is there are a good gillian. different reasons. Why many of us stopped doing the things that we know are good for us. Some people just get bored right. Some people rebel against any kind of structure or authority. Even if it's themselves and some people get off track like if their schedule changes or they travel or somebody gets sick or something like that now as a coach. I'm usually not a big fan of why questions i because in this format. I can't talk with you. I can't get to the root of your specific situation by asking you more questions but more broadly. Why questions can sometimes encourage a little bit of navel-gazing right and they can easily spiral into beating yourself up thinking that you suck or that. You're just not built to be consistent and disciplined. All of which is not true. So i think a better smarter and more helpful question is how can i be more consistent in doing the things that i know. Make me feel good. Or how can. I set myself up to win the vast majority of time now. Those questions are questions that we can tackle. Plus how questions really. Aim your brain towards the solution right rather than the problem. That's our everything is figure out about philosophy in action but before we talk about the how i do wanna make something very very clear april my love. You are not bad and you are not week for falling off the wagon of being consistent. Virtually everybody i know dust up like this including me. That's because we are human right. We have this vision sometimes of these perfect meditators who meditate twice a day every day and never ever missed or we hear about people like jerry seinfeld who write a big x. on his calendar every day here as a joke and that he never breaks his streak. But guess what. Even jerry seinfeld doesn't do this on a reddit. Ask me anything he actually said. This is hilarious to me. That somehow i am getting credit for making an on a calendar with the seinfeld productivity program. It's the dumbest non idea that was not mine. But somehow i'm getting the credit for it. Point here is you do not have to strive to be this perfect person. Who does something every single day for the rest of your life unless that kind of thing really just floats your boat. Now that said there are some systems that you can easily put in place to make it easier for yourself to be more consistent on a consistent basis and some behavioral science that can really give you an edge now by the way i just created an entire training program about this called time genius. It's filled with the exact processes and systems. That i personally use to consistently show up for myself. It is packed with tricks and tools grounded in cutting edge behavioral science and neuroscience and you can learn more at joined time. Genius dot com. But right now. I wanna share three simple steps that can help you. Keep doing the things that you know. Feel good for you so step. Number one is choose one practice or habit not seventeen right so i love that you mentioned all the kind of things that we like to do in our morning. Practices so journaling. Exercising all kinds of things like that and behavioral science tells us that if you want to be successful in terms of forming a new habit it is best to focus on one habit not five not tan and definitely not twenty-seven so i'd encourage you to ask yourself out of everything that you could do. That feels good which one habit or one practice is going to give you the most bang for the buck given what you want to experience at this stage and season of your life so is it riding your bike for those twenty minutes in the morning or is it something else. Take a look inside and then choose one once to do that. Then you are ready for step two which is turn it into a time-bound personal challenge. What i mean by that. Let me give an example. Earlier this year. I wanted to strengthen my ability to create faster and just with more fluidity so i gave myself this thirty day writing challenge where i committed to writing every single day for at least an hour on a non work related project. Thirty days really felt like this fun and invigorating period of time for me. It wasn't too short where it was just too easy and it wasn't too long where i felt tired before i even got started. I even wrote my best friend. Chris into it and we started sending each other these tax messages every day. When we got our daily writing done. So i would encourage you to do this for yourself so you wanna find a length of time. That feels like a stretch. I mean maybe that's two weeks. Maybe it's two months. Maybe it's ninety days. Whatever feels right for you. But i want you to make it a hundred percent doable and something that you feel happy and excited to commit to now once you do that. You're ready for step number three which is make your success inevitable. So this is where the real magic happens. I want you to ask yourself. What can i do now to make sure that. I complete this challenge successfully so for me there were actually a few pieces one is. I needed to get josh on board. Because i knew that i was planning to write over the weekend. And that's usually our special time together and to i needed to create a system to track and monitor my progress.

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New York Isn't Dead

Squawk Pod

02:04 min | 1 year ago

New York Isn't Dead

"It was the headline struck at the heart of cities. During the pandemic new york is dead. Forever author investor james outdoors op-ed declared new york in a death spiral because quote businesses are remote and they aren't return to the office ended up leading jerry seinfeld to pen. His celebrated appeal declaring that new york. Sure as hell will be back so a year later. Who was right robert. Frank joins us with more robert. Good morning andrew jerry. Seinfeld's words still inspiring new yorkers year later with that hashtag. nyc is not dead and that of course was a response to all tutors. Op ed saying that. Remote work empty office. Buildings boarded up restaurants and hotels. Rising crime and high taxes would hollow out the city for years or decades. Now who was right. Well a year later on the residential real estate size that side that has rebounded sales more than doubling over the past year prices almost back to pre pandemic levels and do rentals having their best quarter in recent history. You look at restaurant traffic. That was down. Eighty nine percent a year ago from pre penned democ. Now it's about half of those prepaid pandemic levels. Mta subway ridership. It is improving but it is still about half what it was pre pandemic hotel occupancy now at around sixty seven percent that compares to about forty percent a year ago so improvement there as well. But new york's recovery future depends a lot on office workers and that is the big unknown. There was forty seven million square feet of empty office space in midtown as the first quarter and then if you look at rental rates they are down nine percent from a year ago a year ago only twelve percent of new york city workers were back in the office. Now it is twenty three percent and guys with the delta variant. We thought people would come back in right after labor day. Now we're looking at mid october. Maybe so until we get those office workers back until we know how many do come back. New york's recovery is still open to question

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Pop Culture Happy Hour

Pop Culture Happy Hour

02:45 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Pop Culture Happy Hour

"But if it's very clear that this movies of kicked off seeing that infill making an animation needing greater scale. And then you have people like jerry seinfeld do be it. Just it gets really in in steve. Carell doing the despicable me movies. And all those things and you know it's been diminishing returns. I feel for the most part ever. Since in these films and the other aspect is just the needle drops i think the needle drops in shrek really feel like probably one of the more prevalent things that have stuck in these animated movies throughout. And it's probably my least favorite thing. I i love a well-placed needle drop. But i hate when there's gluttony of them and you can you can see it. You can see the seeds of that happening here in this film. So i have one. Last kind of overarching question. In preparing for this taping our producer and friend candice limb compiled. A list of some kind of her hot takes shrek. Like detailing how it's a commentary on race and gender and marriage and gentrification oppression beauty standards.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on School of Podcasting

School of Podcasting

01:57 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on School of Podcasting

"I was making radio shows for fun if everybody does it. Everybody i know as i button up this concept of celebrity in do. I need to be a celebrity here. There's a special coming out on hulu this week. They're interviewing paul mccartney and he said the reason. The beatles have memorable songs is back then. You couldn't record them. There was no cassette deck so they had to write memorable songs because they were remembering them. So there's a question you might want to ask. People is hey. Did you listen last episode. What was the most memorable thing about it. And i found this great video of jerry seinfeld being interviewed by howard stern and he explained that to shape a joke. You have to tell it to someone so again. You have to get in the arena. You are not helping anyone by leaving that on your hard drive. And we have recorded voice. Memos for those of us remember answering machines. We've pressed record on. Vcr's we have the skills to be a podcast or one. Other thing i wanted to throw in here is we can do what comedians do. Comedians go on tour and while they're they're they're fans come to see them hopefully bring somebody else who doesn't know them. Well you go. yeah but dave. I'm not a comedian. I can't tour. You can go on other podcasts. Yes it takes work to find the right one in approach the person you can comment in facebook groups you can write a blog. You can do all sorts of things and so many times when people go. Oh i've done everything i can to promote this. I haven't done everything i can do to promote this show and that's where again. Sometimes the real learning comes by looking in the mirror and going. Have you really done everything. Have you really done everything. Because in the end i learned. It's not celebrity. That makes these shows great..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WMAL 630AM

WMAL 630AM

02:09 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WMAL 630AM

"Q. Plus community isn't that multiple communities, But here is that I'm going to play the audio. Even though it's a silent add. We got to start planning now as a silent ad with a black screen. It's got a black screen backdrop, right? And they're going through with the NFL logo all right back there and and it says with a black screen white block print pop stuff and says football is gay, but the NFL logo, But then the next one football is lesbian. That's redundant, because lesbian is gay, but that's okay. Then it says Football is beautiful. That's unrelated to what we're talking about. That says football is queer check has l g b T Q. Football is life once again off the track there swinging back and forth if you will. Then it says Football is transgender. Then in the next slide, football is bisexual. Okay, This is the This is this. It's like a black slide show with white graphics in block print, saying football is gay. Football is lesbian. Repetitive football is beautiful, Unrelated football is queer. Okay? Whatever you say. Football is life. Football is not life That's not true. Football is transgender. I don't think that's true. Either Football is bisexual. Whatever you say you're the NFL. I guess you got to say and football is for everyone. You know, it's always been for everyone. But that's a you know what you know is left out straight. It doesn't say football is straight. So it's not for everyone. This commercial is not for everyone. This commercial is racist because it leaves out straight people. And as we know, just as Islam is a race being straight as a race to we're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Of course. I mean, it's fine. If that's who you are absolutely Yes, Jerry stuff. Remember, Jerry Seinfeld is say, Well, you know, I'm I'm.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Boomer & Gio

Boomer & Gio

05:13 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Boomer & Gio

"I'm so happy and everything else and he was so nice to me so that was the story that seinfeld was asking for jerry was asking for last night. That summers had no idea right but that was it now. He also went on and said he wished knew that interaction what it was because because he said that's where comedy comes from moments like that like misunderstandings and things and that's why i wanted to know about it. The comedic genius i am. I understand bottle. And by the way the reason i said that i feel like deja vu is because jerry seinfeld once said craig's name. Yeah on steve somers. You know who i think. Is that the guy in the morning. credit card and now here i am reort years later and i feel like the same things happening all over again. He's not saying anything about you. Know we we. He and i talked. Oh you did. Yeah we talked and he goes look straight guy always got sixty percent of the gate. I totally agree with him on that. So cool. I'm sure it was a cool moment for craig. It's a cool moment for me. Jerry seinfeld says you name. He says you listening. So i don't know if at some point greg geneidi. Yes there you go now. So what do i do from here. Because he was legitimately interested in knowing that story out so he was asking and then he didn't get the right answer and he asked again. He said i'd love to know because this comedy comes from. This is what he said. Where do i go from here. Do we just leave it alone to. We hope that. here's me. Tell the story again. Do you have a contact for him. So i can tell them the story. Where do we go from here. I have a guy that i that you could have an email to a guy to the key to the guy. The guy who's got a double guy guided guided guy. Guy may get the second guy and then eventually it will get on the first guy. I them provide the guy the second guy. There's a guy that he has. Its has mango. Yeah now is this a worthy reach out moment because he feels like he was actually interested. They at least to me. It sounded like if you played the second half of that. But steve just goes on and on greg if you played the second half of it where he says i'd love to know those. I'd love to know what that interaction was. Yeah he have just been saying that on the air and he was like jail here it who go enlist do it and he did you he could have just been saying say inst- totally pooh poohing this on you. I mean he brought up his go to the go to the second part of that. After steve's done with own anything. And then was larry and two. I said Invention team and then steve awkwardly brings up at the very end to after he hangs up. We'll rear not your thing. He brings us the whole thing about the email again. Like why is he bringing this up again. You can ruin it..

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Boomer & Gio

Boomer & Gio

03:42 min | 1 year ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on Boomer & Gio

"Carlos watson. I talked with key leaders from across the country about racial disparities in america's healthcare system. Look for the carlos watson show in real talk real change on youtube and subscribe or download the carlos watson chauffeur every get your podcast. The morning show with boomer esiason in gregg giannotti boomer and geo president george bush. I figured it might be one of the president's. Actually that's be president. Bill clinton now we talk about george w. h. w. h. w. george h w bush and then bill clinton all's yet all right. It's pretty good. I can't compete with that. But i got close last night. I did. this happened last night. This is the most famous person michael jordan. michael jordan. Honored your name. Well yeah. I mean you know we've had the same agent okay. I mean publicly golf tournaments and things yes of course for for usa. He's pretty famous without a doubt muhammad ali. Oh that almost that's gotta take the cake with thing so you got a lot of guys. I don't have these experiences so when it happens for me it's a big deal. I would still think president bach. The rocks up there rocks up there. You have a tremendous amount of names. And by the way. I you know i say your name all the time. I don't count. No you do okay but you were actually the most famous person to have uttered my name before last night. You were the guy. If someone said who's the most famous person ever say your name. I would say boomer size interviewed a lot of people that have said your name but my full name now. Not my full name. You know coach cower but does you gregg giannotti. Does he say that. No jill sims not on the level of what. I'm about to play okay. So last night on. Wfan steve somers. Has jerry seinfeld on and jerry seinfeld. Heard something that. I said as steve for clarity on it. Steve didn't know and he started just talking and talking and talking but the point is this moment for me was a big deal. Like i'm having deja vu right here here. Let me here. And i'll tell you why sniffed of in the morning Gregg giannotti telling a story about me calling in and that he was baby producing for you one he get that whole story. What was that one. Well he he was base for. Stephen is it gives. The wrong story. Doesn't always talking about. And then jerry later goes. No i think greg said something about interaction that me and him had on the phone that he didn't like so he went back and said my name my first name again so the story is and i know you remember because i've said it before when same deal seinfeld on with summer many years ago probably two thousand and seven range in there. He calls up to the phone because on the guy who answers the phone is a producer. And i say hey jerry. We are thrilled to have. Were so excited here to be able to talk to you. Steve's excited everybody's excited and he responds to me on the phone he goes. So is steve or not. That's what he said very flat very condescending right like i don't need to talk to you is steve. They're not so. And then i used to compare that to the larry. David interaction with larry. David was on with summers and he was like. Oh this is great..

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Diversions (MM #3675)

The Mason Minute

01:00 min | 1 year ago

Diversions (MM #3675)

"The with kevin mason. These are indeed strange times in which we live. A lot of unrest in our world course covid nineteen for last year. Will you get a vaccine. Won't you get a vaccine william ask. Won't you ask all the social unrest going on in minnesota right now with derek chauvin trial with. What's going on in brooklyn park and everybody needs a diversion. Everybody needs something to keep their mind off of it. But what amazes me is the. How do i say this nicely. The lunacy that some people approach when it comes to diversions. Have you seen the argument about the seinfeld show hallway. There was supposedly a while back a discussion on. Read it about the fact. That jerry seinfeld's apartment on the tv show seinfeld from the nineteen nineties. Couldn't have really existed because a mockup. What his apartment looked like and then try to build the hallway. It couldn't work cut off part of his kitchen. I realize again. We need diversions. We need things to take our mind off the serious things in life. That's what you're talking about. I shake my head.

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Diversions (MM #3675)

The Mason Minute

01:00 min | 1 year ago

Diversions (MM #3675)

"The with kevin mason. These are indeed strange times in which we live. A lot of unrest in our world course covid nineteen for last year. Will you get a vaccine. Won't you get a vaccine william ask. Won't you ask all the social unrest going on in minnesota right now with derek chauvin trial with. What's going on in brooklyn park and everybody needs a diversion. Everybody needs something to keep their mind off of it. But what amazes me is the. How do i say this nicely. The lunacy that some people approach when it comes to diversions. Have you seen the argument about the seinfeld show hallway. There was supposedly a while back a discussion on. Read it about the fact. That jerry seinfeld's apartment on the tv show seinfeld from the nineteen nineties. Couldn't have really existed because a mockup. What his apartment looked like and then try to build the hallway. It couldn't work cut off part of his kitchen. I realize again. We need diversions. We need things to take our mind off the serious things in life. That's what you're talking about. I shake my head.

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Diversions (MM #3675)

The Mason Minute

01:00 min | 1 year ago

Diversions (MM #3675)

"The with kevin mason. These are indeed strange times in which we live. A lot of unrest in our world course covid nineteen for last year. Will you get a vaccine. Won't you get a vaccine william ask. Won't you ask all the social unrest going on in minnesota right now with derek chauvin trial with. What's going on in brooklyn park and everybody needs a diversion. Everybody needs something to keep their mind off of it. But what amazes me is the. How do i say this nicely. The lunacy that some people approach when it comes to diversions. Have you seen the argument about the seinfeld show hallway. There was supposedly a while back a discussion on. Read it about the fact. That jerry seinfeld's apartment on the tv show seinfeld from the nineteen nineties. Couldn't have really existed because a mockup. What his apartment looked like and then try to build the hallway. It couldn't work cut off part of his kitchen. I realize again. We need diversions. We need things to take our mind off the serious things in life. That's what you're talking about. I shake my head.

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Jerry Seinfeld Opens New York City's Gotham Comedy Club

Bryan Suits

00:31 sec | 1 year ago

Jerry Seinfeld Opens New York City's Gotham Comedy Club

"To reopen across the nation last night, Jerry Seinfeld showed up to do comedy at the Gotham Comedy Club in Manhattan. Hominy is more than just interesting and amusing. It's like changes your mood. It's one of the few things that really can change, how you feel and give you a little bit of real relief. Seinfeld said that getting back on stage felt like getting electrocuted. But in a good way up to 100. Guests are allowed inside. Small venues well, 200 are allowed outdoors in New York. Starbucks drinkers Canal

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Jerry Seinfeld Performs at Re-Opened Gotham Comedy Club in NYC

AP News Radio

00:49 sec | 1 year ago

Jerry Seinfeld Performs at Re-Opened Gotham Comedy Club in NYC

"I'm I'm Julie Julie Walker Walker Jerry Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld was was back back on on stage stage in in New New York York City City as as it it reopens reopens clubs clubs theaters theaters and and music music venues venues for for limited limited capacity capacity shows shows Jerry Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld strolled strolled into into the the Gotham Gotham comedy comedy club club Friday Friday night night for for its its re re opening opening and and said said he's he's excited excited to to bring bring the the live live comedy comedy back back the the audience audience was was great great and and I I was was actually actually doing doing like like you you can can I I still still do do this this to to you you you you know know I I don't don't know know but but you you wonder wonder if if you you remember remember us us like like not not playing playing tennis tennis for for years years so so had had it it go go comedy comedy never never changes changes it's it's funnier funnier it's it's not not and and Seinfeld Seinfeld has has a a message message about about the the Big Big Apple Apple coming coming back back no no place place feels feels like like this this place place and and and and people people who who think think they they will will will will get get used used to to that that living living here here that that used used the the you you know know real real new new Yorkers Yorkers will will realize realize it it doesn't doesn't work work it it says says that's that's because because only only New New York York is is New New York York Julie Julie Walker Walker New New York York

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 "Comedy Team Magic"  Interview & Set with Mack & Jamie  Show #58  - burst 02

Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"

01:21 min | 1 year ago

"Comedy Team Magic" Interview & Set with Mack & Jamie Show #58 - burst 02

"Nobody new music like him and having a hard rock station to work on. That must have been fun for you. Jamie in having that i met mack started working together and key. West are the comic strip from new york opened a annex club in fort lauderdale and they would bring down four comedian new york every week before lauderdale and have them perform in that club and we got windows but through a gal who used to living key west but went up there and was a waitress at the club and she called us and said hey you guys are as funny as any of these guys and you should come up work at this club and we were so freak out. We worked with paul reiser. We work with dennis. Wolfer with sindbad. Jerry seinfeld betty murderer cara leader and murphy. All these people would come down to the fort. Lauderdale club four to turn and we would drive up. Every week was a five hour drive. And we drive up to the weekend shows. And we got so that we were regulators there and so we got to know. These people and rick overton All these great comics. I should go to new york so did you.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on KFI AM 640

KFI AM 640

01:57 min | 2 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on KFI AM 640

"At the end of the interview is getting pissed. Because Jerry Seinfeld called him on saying, Hey, can we get a resume in here Because and you can hear Larry King coach up? Please give me a break the rest of them and hand over that way. We'll be right back right there H way right back. Right. Then he goes quickly to commercial. We'll be right back. Larry King. And we'll be back. But he was is a really cool guy. I'm there's a ton of people knew him. You know, he knew everybody in show business, everybody. There's nobody that didn't do his show. Presidents on both sides. Athletes. Everybody. Everybody news. All right, let's get into the this restaurant. John and Kim had this lady on from the restaurant in Long Beach. And it's called restaurant restoration. And she was I defying all the all the rules and regulations. I guess the laws right? Saying that she wants to keep the restaurant open. And she did, and she was getting fined and she wouldn't close and people getting pissed, especially the city of Long Beach. And so what they decided to do is to make her life even more miserable than it is now, right? I mean, she's trying to pay her employees, she said. One over the other employees kill themselves right suicide. And the city of Long Beach. Decided the best thing they could do is to put a little more pressure on her. I'm sorry. Ah lot more pressure on her. And how they do that they cut out for gas. The coldest day of the year. Basically, I've had visits from code enforcement every day, including today.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on KNBR The Sports Leader

KNBR The Sports Leader

01:33 min | 2 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on KNBR The Sports Leader

"Well, that's when it's like the avenue got Stella here. No. You see the best question of all There is the question Why I love the horse. It's a great question because he can't be answered in one word. And it forces the person to think that's Larry King. Interviewed by Fred Armisen, who was playing Larry King on CNN lost Larry King earlier today. 855 to 1 to four CBS 8552 and two For 2 to 7. I'm a big fan of Larry King always have been a big fan of Larry King. I also loved and somebody had appointed thought about this earlier today, and I wish you remember who was this is not. These are not my words. That The free interview or the raw interview with something that we kind of take for granted now. But it wasn't always like that. And it wasn't always prepared like that, where it was just hard in your face stuff on. It could be good or bad for the person doing the interview, and I think the first person to do that was a guy like was Larry King was the founder of that type of style. As we find out here in this clip with he and Jerry Seinfeld, which is one of my absolute favorites of all time. Go ahead. You gave it up, right? I did. They didn't cancel you. You can't told them You're not aware of this. No, I'm I'm asking you. Do you think I got canceled You under the impression that can hurt you, Jerry, I thought that was pretty well documented. This is the show this little singing Don't most shows go down a little. Most people do also But Yeah. No, I.

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"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WFAN Sports Radio_FM

WFAN Sports Radio_FM

01:33 min | 2 years ago

"jerry seinfeld" Discussed on WFAN Sports Radio_FM

"Well, that's when it's like Avenue Costello here. No, you see the best question of all. There is the question Why I love the horse. It's a great question because he can't be answered in one word, and it forces the person to think. It's Larry King. Interviewed by Fred Armisen, who was playing Larry King on CNN lost Larry King earlier today. 855 to 1 to four CBS 8552 and two for 2 to 7. I'm a big fan of Larry King always have been a big fan of Larry King. I also loved and somebody had appointed thought about this earlier today, and I wish you remember who was this is not these are not my words. That The free interview or the raw interview with something that we kind of take for granted now. But it wasn't always like that. And it wasn't always prepared like that, where it was just hard in your face stuff. And it could be good or bad for the person doing the interview, and I think the first person to do that was a guy like was Larry King was the founder of that type of style, as we find out here in this clip with he and Jerry Seinfeld, which is one of my absolute favorites of all time. Go ahead. You gave it up, right? I did. They didn't cancel you. You can't told them You're not aware of this. No, I'm asking you. Do you think I got canceled You under the impression that can hurt you, Jerry, I thought that was pretty well documented. This is the show this little singing Don't most shows go down a little. Most people do also But Yeah. No,.

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Show 46 "1992 Comedienne of the Year"     Cathy Ladman - burst 02

Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"

02:12 min | 2 years ago

Show 46 "1992 Comedienne of the Year" Cathy Ladman - burst 02

"I would open for jay and road and Which were great gigs. Because he's audiences fantastic and he initially. He was doing two hours and twenty minutes. Wow which is insane. And then we cut it back for an hour and a half. Yeah he is just a comedy machine. When it comes to stand up in fact He still loves getting out in doing long sats in the as the material for it and i can totally understand that you enjoyed opening for him because like j. Your very talented manala gist but clean as well and i think the two of you would be a terrific team. Onstage a trumpet. Yeah yeah. That's that's a better term complementary to each other yes Not not not that. We pay so the compliments. No the kato compliment but But i remember this one time i was opening for jay south of chicago and it was such a was like labor day weekend. Something in there was such horrible traffic. I was stuck in traffic. I ended up getting to the theater. Like like fifteen minutes or twenty minutes before i get on stage and i was and i was you know i was grinding from travelling and i tried to i was i had a shower in my dressing room and i. I opened the shower curtain towel and getting ready and opened the shower curtain. And there's like no handle to turn on the water and was just like a like a like a pipe sticking out and i'm like going around back they'd have meet alone those fires and nobody had been and so i ended up to sewing on stage like dirty from and just putting on my clothes and i had one of the best shows i ever had because my defenses are so down i just you know not everything was going my way and just had a roll with it and it was just such a great audience. My god

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The Queen's Gambit (Netflix Mini-Series 2020)

Jason and Alexis

09:02 min | 2 years ago

The Queen's Gambit (Netflix Mini-Series 2020)

"Still in their top five I remember correctly. Is the queen's gambit. It was number one don't know where it is. Right now. I still think it's the number one show streaming right now on the streamer, but it is about the orphan who becomes A chess Phanom. And she learns chess from the maintenance man downstairs in the orphanage and her life. Just kind of goes from there, and I'm keeping it purposely broad, cause I so want you and I've been I've been guilty of Oversharing and I want to I want you guys to Kind of unfold the show for yourself because that's that's part of the magic of it, because it's so gosh darn good. We talked about it last week. Alexis is back and you watched it a cz. Well, I watched everything. Jeez, I could not stop watching it. And they binged it in four days. Completely just watched the whole thing. It's about what we did. Yeah, I'm with you. Oh, man. It is so good. Now I don't know much about chess. So I think that if you do love chess, you'll even get more in terms of the moves because they really had a really cool way of showing how they do it with the shadows of the ponds and the different You know pieces and then the boards. You know how they do the different moves. And what did the bishop do? And you know all of that, And there's all of these different ways to come at it. You know, different theories and thiss guy does it this way, and he always moves this first and so That was kind of lost on me. But it just It was such a great story and a great reminder that if you want to be the best at what you dio, it takes a lot of hard work a lot of dedication. And also trying around it. Right and remembering the people around. You mean I think about LeBron James and Michael Jordan. Serena Williams. Now, of course, this is in the sports world. Tom Brady, You know, like you are a goat. You really do need to work. You know, they're not out partying and having fun, And that's kind of the same case with the in the Queen's gambit, she Beth. She's just really focused on her goal of being the best chess player. I love that she didn't really focus on her gender, but the media did. And but it's still a hard world to be in when it's all it's all men like, generally older sixties in the fifties and sixties, So you know at the time it's during the Cold War. There's already tensions between the U. S and the Soviet Union already at that time, and then the best chess players come from the Soviet Union. So it was really reflective of the time to mean just in a chess game, So I really like that. I like the full circle aspect of the story toward the end. Again. I don't want to give too much away like you, said Jace. But itjust they answer a lot of questions that you may have as you're watching it and satisfying answers. I see what Yeah, yeah. Don. Where are you? I am just finished Episode four They're going to attack a lot into each episode, though. I mean, even by the end of the first one, you're like, Whoa. This is like a full movie. I just watched her. That's so true, Don. Yeah. In the anime pack a lot in. I mean so much. It's like the opposite of what they did with blind manner, not enough material that they snatched into. Ah, really long boring. Story That was way too many episodes. This is very efficient and I love the writing. You get to know her and what she's all about, Really? Not necessarily through the dialogue, but what they show you. Yes. Great writing, Thie. Other thing. It's the fashion one. Everything she wore. This will be nominated for costume design. Don't you think? Absolutely, without a doubt, the production design and the wardrobe. They're They're co stars. They're they're absolute co stars, and she carries it. She carries it so well, those clothes you know that old saying the the clothes don't wear you. You wear the clothes. She wears those clothes girl. I mean, she capital. W wears out, though, that wardrobe and Well, I just want to be her and Lex. I don't know if you felt this way, said this to dawn last week in the most complimentary way possible. I was sad. I was sad at the conclusion not because of the conclusion, but because I wanted more time with Beth, I interesting. I don't often have that reaction to characters. Um, you know, like Star Wars. I just, You know, I want to hang out with Ray and I want to know what's happening and all that stuff. But I really I'm sad that I'm not going to be invited in her world anymore. Well, that's what I was going to ask you because it does look like maybe a season two is in the works. Really? Yeah. There at least floating the idea around what it could be. Will they bring it back for a second season s wires asking that and It's not renewed. Of course, there's no news about that. But this next season would dive into her love life, her family history, that type of thing. I had the opposite reaction. I feel like this miniseries. It was perfect. In the way that they told it. I don't know if I need to know more. I love I love how it ended, and just That's great. Yeah, I'm not saying I want it because they'll mess it up, right? That's what I'm worried about. Yeah, I It's like big little lives. You know, the first was based on a book and that was near perfect. And then you went back, and you basically forced the author to create another story in a short amount of time. And you know, it wasn't a natural process. You gave the A writer. A hard deadline. I don't think you know. Not all. Not all creatives work well with that s O this. Yeah, but I was Muchas. I'm sad for that desire to him, Not with her. I would rather have that than an unsatisfying Sequel Hard to beat that this is Yeah, because this is just a compliment. I I miss her. I want to know what she's doing, but I'll rely on my imagination for that, and I'm fine. It's just It's just a huge compliment to the writer of the novel into the two the creatives behind this miniseries. They did such a good job that they made me want, Maura and that Whatmore could you ask for with a creative endeavor? You know Jerry Seinfeld, No one to get off the stage. They're off the stage and I miss her because she's so freaking cool. I want to have with her. I want her to be my friend. And then I want to steal all of her clothes. Be nude. That's not nice. Other things, didn't you guys? Yeah, No kidding. Just gorgeous. Benny Watts. The character who the guy who plays many Watts, Thomas Brody Stang stur. Yeah, He's that kid from love, Actually, Yeah. Grew up guys. He looks exactly the same thing just looks like someone pulled them from his head. Hold his legs and to stretch them a little bit. Was he also in finding Neverland with Johnny Depp? Yes, I think so. The writer of Peter Pan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it just looks like someone stretched him. You had put a mustache auto. And then the other kid is from Harry Potter. Yes, friend of her selling. Is Perry's cousin, His awful cousin that he lives with. Yeah, deadly Douglas. Yeah, and he's the other person and I just like I said this to dawn. I just like that the old you know, one of the themes that I realized after the fact is really about loneliness, you know, Beth the character and we're talking queen's gambit as we wrap it up here on Netflix. You know, it's a great lesson where sometimes you just see what's right in front of your face. And Beth did that. Beth was guilty of thinking that she was very alone. She was on ly kind of looking within just a few inches of her face. But if she just looked around She just looked a little bit to her left and right. She realized she really wasn't alone. And I think that's a good universal lesson for all of us that sometimes when we do feel very isolated and alone where we really are not, itjust takes Takes a moment to look around. And Beth really was Beth her whole life and, understandably, so she felt alone. But she really never wasn't. She always had people that was rooting for her, but she just never internally felt that way. Andi. I've found that fascinating to examine in that show. So the Queen's gambit everybody on Netflix If you haven't it, it's

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Longtime ATP Tour Insider Weller Evans

Beyond The Baseline

05:56 min | 2 years ago

Longtime ATP Tour Insider Weller Evans

"Everyone John. With was were so streaming tennis podcast everyone twelve, our guest as we do Beller Evan any insider will recognize sellers name the consummate timoth insider he worked for the ATP Tour for many years his. Was Tour Manager for the most part, but he also was. A fixer, a pragmatists they council guidance counselor. One of the tour employees who work with the players week in week out was in the locker room and really knows that the mechanics of tennis mechanic of the tour better than anyone he also briefly served on the. Board, last year and part of this year. So this is a a wide ranging conversation with a crew tennis. Insider we talk a bit about tennis in twenty twenty the we talk about this more stories from. Welders career in also been about how to get into tennis There are roles into score even if. You do not hit a ball at a professional level and weller someone who spent his whole career in tennis and only a few of those as a player. So here's a wide ranging conversation with a true tennis insider. Here's Willer Evans first of all Weller Evans thank you for. Thank you for doing this I appreciate this. Model John It's It's a pleasure. I have to congratulate you in that You know it's to be quite Khuda get both Jerry. Seinfeld, and Weller Evans. As interviews within a month of one another. Low Bar just make a few jokes in Yiddish and everyone everyone goes home. Happy. No but we passed up no opportunity to talk tennis and I was saying in the Intro I feel like you are. You're the perfect person to help make some sense of these strange times because you are someone, it's always understood the mechanics and have the insider perspective. and. Our Voice of reason and I figured I wanNA hear a bit about your backstory in some sort of historic progressives. But but help us make sense of tennis in Twenty Twenty How How are you sensing? This is going and what's your take on sort of gray tennis in this work around year? Well I think we're fortunate to be playing tennis at all and to actually have had. Three of the four slams played. This year I think is a remarkable accomplishment. Don't you? Yep Absolutely. especially. Given the challenges of of tennis compared to other sports You know it's it's not it's not as simple as. You, you've got thirty teens in everyone's GonNa, lock themselves in a bubble together. To, two hundred and fifty six players from all over the world is is a big challenge. What do you make about the rest of it? I? Mean we have. Cologne one in Cologne to this week, which sounds like Competing. Hugo boss. Fragrance collection we have carry over points we have. To joke of, it's not playing Paris because he's disincentivize because of the point structure what's your take on? Tennis outside of outside of the three majors we were able to play. Well just. To sort of focus for a second on the ranking system. And and what we had to do and I apologize in advance for referring. To. The ATP as we but when you work for an Organization for twenty five years and you stay so closely connected to it it's inevitable that you end up referring to what they do as as we but. You know. The ranking system has to be addressed. Once we took such a long off from tournaments. and. You enter. That challenge you know with the premise that there's not going to be a perfect system. Heck. Probably, our current ranking system is not perfect. But realizing that there's probably not even an optimum way to accomplish all that needs to be accomplished. So is it? It really was a challenge for sure but You know I think the ATP's priority was always to. Try to continue to have a fair and accurate evaluation of. Player on court performance, which also has credibility with our fans and I think if you look at the rankings as they currently stand I, think the ADP has accomplished. You know accomplish that goal. With Roger. Not Be fit enough to play the world tour finals I would. Like to think that a a guy who's been really hot since we return to the court Andrei Rubel who actually was was. INFLA-. Go even before the suspension is going to make the world tour finals I'm sure there are people who? Are. Going ask. Why Medvedev? is going to be in there when he hasn't really. You. Duplicated. The success that he had last year an-and. CARNOT boost has. Left back into everybody's consciousness and. He may or may not make it to London. So I'm sure they'll be people who. You might question that but I think on the whole the ranking system and the rankings that we have currently even given the the cogut accommodations that were made. With with our fats.

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Latest: Most missing now accounted for in Oregon blaze

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 years ago

Latest: Most missing now accounted for in Oregon blaze

"Comedian as wildfires Jerry Seinfeld continue took to burning the stage in Oregon at a New York summer comedy exactly club Sunday waiting but while others it wasn't are returning performing to instead find he burned was making out a plea homes for coronavirus more than a million funding acres for live have been scorched venues by the flames Seinfeld and at least is with ten senator people Chuck killed Schumer to push the bipartisan George Gobel didn't save expect our stages the flames act to close which in would on aid the family music compound art and comedy in mill clubs city like Gotham within the fire where they that were closed please grab the animals the business left it is all thus but far the cat you couldn't of find our culture in the sure cat says we came the ten back billion two days dollar to bill three days would later give venues we found him grants of up to burnt twelve possible million belly dollars each but other to than help that them stay open we got if him they he don't didn't get die help but everything most of else them was three gone quarters now of the they're world sifting all under through his the as charred the bill would remains be part of a just larger keep working coronavirus and keep your spending head up package thank god everybody with funding got out for cities and states long which as Schumer everybody got predicts out everything has else a fifty to be replaced fifty chance except of passing he says his before vintage the election car collection which Julie was not Walker insured New York I'm Julie Walker

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 years ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 years ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 years ago

Seineld and Schumer push bill to fund arts venues

"Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took to the stage at a New York comedy club Sunday but it wasn't performing instead he was making a plea for coronavirus funding for live venues Seinfeld is with senator Chuck Schumer to push the bipartisan save our stages act which would aid music art and comedy clubs like Gotham where they were the business it is thus far of our culture sure says the ten billion dollar bill would give venues grants of up to twelve million dollars each to help them stay open if they don't get help most of them three quarters of the world all under his as the bill would be part of a larger coronavirus spending package with funding for cities and states which Schumer predicts has a fifty fifty chance of passing before the election Julie Walker New York

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Sarah Cooper is getting a Netflix special

News, Traffic and Weather

00:32 sec | 2 years ago

Sarah Cooper is getting a Netflix special

"Netflix. Lisa G. Report Cooper Game fame during the pandemic by lip sinking impressions of President Donald Trump that she posted on TIC Tac and other social media platforms. Her how to videos of earned tens of millions of views and garden support and re tweets from Ben Stiller, Chrissy Teak and Jerry Seinfeld and Seth Meyers, among others. Sarah Cooper. Everything's fine is set to premiere this fall. According to Netflix, the variety special feature vignettes dealing with Politics, race, gender and class. Your voice. Your

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Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

AP 24 Hour News

00:29 sec | 2 years ago

Court: 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is Seinfeld's show

"Gary Seinfeld is getting the last laugh in a court battle over a show he created an appeals court in New York has ruled in Jerry Seinfeld's favor in a lawsuit over the show comedians in cars getting coffee writer Christian Charles claims into twenty eighteen lawsuit that the idea of the show was his creation something he cooked up with Seinfeld while working with him on a series of projects that claim was rejected and now an appeals court in New York has upheld that

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Governors disregarding White House guidelines on reopening

AP News Radio

00:55 sec | 2 years ago

Governors disregarding White House guidelines on reopening

"Jerry the White Seinfeld House is continues getting the last to praise laugh governors in a court who are rolling battle back over a show corona he virus created restrictions even though they're failing to an appeals meet court the administration's in New York has ruled guidelines in Jerry Seinfeld's for reopening favor safely in a lawsuit over president the show trump comedians is applauding in cars Texas getting governor coffee Greg Abbott's writer Christian push Charles to reopen claims his state into twenty although eighteen coronavirus lawsuit that cases the idea are of the on show the was upswing his creation there something and federal he cooked guidance up calls with Seinfeld for a fourteen while working day with decrease him on a series of I projects think we have to do that it claim you know was rejected with this and country now an appeals can't stay court in New York closed has upheld and locked down that decision I'm for Oscar years wells Gabriel analysis by the Associated Press planes at least seventeen states haven't met the testing requirements what the president says he's given the governor's leeway we rely on them we trust that the governors of California and New York both Democrats say they won't be pressed to open too soon how many lives are you willing to lose to re open the economy new York's Andrew Cuomo Jackie Quinn Washington

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