3 Burst results for "Jeff Mute"
"jeff mute" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Hey Jeff I'm Oh how you doing. Oh man this is crazy. The last time I was at a party I think might be your Hanukkah party. I don't think we're doing parties anymore. Jeff I think that's kind of the end of that. This is our party I open a catering business so it's like that doesn't even exist anymore. Neither does the stand up comedy business too. If you're two for two we're GONNA come back but you know he's not going to come. Back is a close up magician there. What do you envision over what he? What do you envision is a standup show Come back how how's IT GONNA look Well as we all experiences. We're starting out is you know. Audience is small so I don't ever want to go back to that. I'd rather stay home and either find something else to do or or be broke and perform for like social distance audiences. I thought wouldn't it be silly? I thought you were saying you. Didn't you'd rather stay home and be broke than ever perform to audiences less than the thousands of people you currently perform for. No WELL WE PERFORM FOR NOBODY. So if you tell me all right you can perform every night for forty people sitting ten feet apart. I'm like all right. I'd rather just call your podcast and stay home and do other write a movie. I was thinking. Jeff here's my idea for a live show or the first one out. There's a drive in movie theater about forty five minutes away from La we do. We do a big do a big show. Everybody comes in their car and instead of hearing laughter. They just honk their horns. Are you love that that I would do that anything? Once I've been on the back of trucks performing desserts in war zones like I'll perform on zoom outperform. I don't give a shit. Have you done zoom so yet? I've just a zoom like showed up at friend's parties so I like it because I could scout everybody out without them knowing it. That's nice as a roaster. That's really good. You get the kind of sniff out everybody's weaknesses for a extended period of time and then attack. When I've got them all revved up in my chamber I can say all right mute me unleash the roast master. Jeff Mute this mother. Jeff you've been doing these instant INSTA- roasts and you made fun of Cova patient who is on a ventilator right. He told me he said he said brand. Just make me laugh please. I don't know if it's I mean it was. I saw Jeff. It was beautiful. It was hilarious. It was touching. It's it was exactly what you do. Which is like sweetness through through roasting. But I was also concerned with making a person with an upper respiratory. Pneumonia situation laugh too. That's a good idea. Well you're right. Because he died did he know he's it was actually a nice connection. Because I asked the fans like and I put it on instagram. Like looking for the guy because these people come up on my instant roast randomly so he was a one in a million or one thousand chance of and then he's sitting there in a New York hospital on a respirator waiting for help and you arrived. Yeah then I arrived to To try to give them some levity but also like you have fans like salivating. Waiting for a roast. So I can't even remember what I said but I think it had something to do with. How ugly he was. I'm sure the mask didn't help at all but I kind of no not at all. I've got a better at a rough time with the Kobe. And using the hospital for a while. And now he says he's doing better and he actually watched the INSTA- roast with the nurses he said and they really last a lot so I felt good myself. That's really sweet. I'm Kinda depressed. Jeff thought that like you would have like a really positive attitude towards comedy and you would say it'll back in like fuck it it's over. I just enrolled an online law school. I'm divorce attorney now if anybody any listeners. If they would've put an end to their endless honeymooners. Siham meal some legal the way things are going Jeff. We might be calling you for some of that advice as well. Not just as a podcast. Got The torch the torch master general coming in the legal brief master general. Wait so jeff your quarantining alone. Now I'm here with my girlfriend and two dogs. Yeah you found a German shepherd on the street in Hawthorne what's founder and we. We almost got a German shepherd. We tried to buy German shepherd from a weird Russian woman that promised us they would attack anybody that looked at funny but then in the end. We've got a little scared. Yeah no we. We traced her whole thing and she was a movie dog she was she was. She tortured a terrorist and zero dark thirty now. She's retired really your dog has an MD PhD. She's just a you know we actually thought she was really old and lamps and she's blind but but As we kind of take take her in our house in our hearts. I feel like she's getting younger. She's getting stronger and her name is Rona Corona. So that's very sweet here in inviting this love and tear life this new responsibility so she was so gross That we had the the the groomer came in charged US double. She had like flies and our regular dog. Luna was so mad at us for bringing this homeless crack whore into her ballots. Are you noticing any of the Telltale German shepherd signs like like ultimate loyalty and suspicion of strangers. She Barks Jeers. Oh that's an even more traditional terms. Well you're that might not work out really well. Yeah but I I. I've I've seen her. She hasn't had she hasn't been like we you know. I'll put it this way. My girlfriend has a Dutch shepherd right. Who's eight years old? Who's in really good shape? And she's a greatest song ever and But my girlfriend's a vegetarian so she's never had stocks. Never had Toshi met me so now she thinks I invented this. I mean you you're a do so that's close enough isn't it? You introduce Pastrami and I have gone back to the same Deli for the Pastrami Sandwich. Unit is to five times. I love that good and you know what it's made life better. We really never had Pastrami met Jeff. Yes he was at Largo and he had the sandwich and I couldn't stop eating and he told me it was from green bats and it was Pastrami and I've gone back many times over the years for it wasn't this year. No is a couple of years ago anyway. The point is all right. Well Jeff Destroying Bobby. Yeah now you know what to have in bed on. Mother's Day I was just GonNa want to keep your fucking Pastrami away from my wife. Dude I destroy me Well Jeff. Thank you for letting. Us call you and reach into your quarantine We love you. We miss you and we thought maybe you could help us. We do advice calls and people call in. They've got issues and we try to help solve them and you can also roast them if you want. Well that might have to happen. Because I can't really say that I'm GonNa be a relationship expert. So neither are we could get if they can get through me. Maybe you can help. Give them some some hell. Let's do it we're going to. We're going to how Dana in Austin you're going to hear a second of Silence Jeff and then we will be connected. Jeff Still Connected Olen Dana. Can you hear us? I can hear you pretty well. Okay far away but I got it. We'll we'll try to get closer. What's happening so my issue is that I met this man named Charlie on a niche fetish website about a year ago The men on this site are willing to spend money to establish relationship or friendship with the women on the site They sometimes by content like photos or videos or send us money via email or other payment ass bias stuff off our wishlist Charlie specifically stated that he was looking for a real relationship and not something transactional so I made him think. I was interested in him when I really only wanted his money And now almost a year later. I am actually interested in him and I don't know how to move forward with something real after my initial deception. Okay I have some questions. What's what's the niece. I have some questions and you have weekends. 'cause I'm I'm looking for a assistant for my Production Company Jeff. You don't even know what the niches yet. I don't feel comfortable answering that because it's such a specific thing that I feel go without like our communities really small man we can we guess towards it or like how Nisha Nisha like white panties and he liked has a flashlight and looks up your panties. I now I think if it's not I.
"jeff mute" Discussed on Pardon My Take
"Of her she's not to be able to get around la because of all the football traffic i i'm going to say that yeah exactly the traffic in la is going to get bad phone so i hate it can all be rose's forever where right damn good to but you get to football teams but now you have certain trafford we also had other big news out la the rams hired their head coach they hired the offer to quarter from the red are words sean mcvay and you basically immediately made us all fuel completely inadequate and like we're races space because he's or thirty years old yeah so is younger than us that's always a that's a real shock when i'm in a full get head coach shots in the first quarter junior for me it was actually when lebron james entered the nba and he was like a month younger than about the old always about you know what i've been feeling pretty spry the last couple right which he actually he actually celebrates birthday week with us junior twenty fourth nineteen eighty six not eighty five and so weird moved on account that is a young good looking guy we're not afraid to say that story sixteen we can amid that on the show so i can see why la would want to bring event but it's it's like going from jeff fisher to him it's basically if you're married and you're like forty five years old and you get divorced the next thing you do is you find an eighteen year old with like fake boob yeah no job yeah that sort of thing i go to the opposite i hope that jeff fisher takes is personally and maybe like dies as hair does is must she's like oh well it was an age day maybe lsu them that would be great age isn't yeah ages i'm on the rams fired me ages i'm that's now be great if we got like a young cool hip he sideways hat jeff mutes are on a stew see shirt always advance his skateboard is up and down the sidelines jeff fisher like ray overriding yeah would be quite the site becoming the fish what's up guys is the fisher.
"jeff mute" Discussed on WNYC
"Howell president bat that history and jeff mute culture and how marginalized today than away in american culture even those most of the world simply weapons are on our soil right now when i we certainly for that you know the state and russia cleaned up but ninety two percent of the remaining more of them the planet you would disperse the story of that protesting mentioned involving the three activists greg house painter megan celtic and of it now more veteran name michael with the history of the of nuclear weapons why that approach well i think that this story needed to be told from here individual humor because when you start talking about the clear weapons you start talking about military strategy you get an qb complicated charge in the stick lookout deal area nuclear physics i have no strategy and i think people can layover plays over mind do at times when talking about that so i really wanted to center the story around individual around people and to show that how it but chain reaction of the action been consequent through people kind of mirrors that chain reaction that happen and atomic level and a nuclear detonations took it was really hit just two way to make the story more him none more grounded in the real world more emotional and you are he's still to give us the science and they did this or the development of the nuclear weapons but dumb let's talk about the facility that they targeted what was happening inside that facility well this is a facility that's called the white twelve national security complex in tennessee just out by the knoxville and it to the cold both grinch and why twelve it was created in the forty years during a manhattan project it was one of the key affiliates that helps make the first comment on the during world war two it's primary purpose with two enrich cheering him to a weapon great point where it could be used to look hard enough promise bombs and hearing in that within rich that's why twelve with what was used commit beyond that was dropped on her ocean off and why twelve continued its operation through the decades until today and what happened today is not in richmond of your reigning mvp profit thing and story two during him and if the manufacturing.