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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:10 min | 3 d ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Can I help you? Yes, ma'am, you can. I said, I accidentally locked myself out of my room. Can I just get another key so I can get back in. And she goes, do you have any identification? I said, I do, but it's in my other pizza box. I'm like, no, I locked myself out of my I have nothing. And she said, well, I think I'm going to need to call a manager. And she goes behind the wall. And I'm thinking, she's not calling a manager. She's calling the cops. But it's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'm naked with a pizza box in front of my junk. What am I going to do? And as I'm waiting, all of a sudden, the front doors to the hotel slide open, and in walks, Larry the Cable Guy, and our tour manager. And I'm like, thank you, God. This is answer prayer. Now they come walking across the lobby. Again, I am naked. Holding a pizza box. Larry walks up, he doesn't say, oh my gosh, bud, what happened to you? He looked at me, he looked at the pizza box, he goes, I thought you said you weren't hungry. You've been sitting here necking in the lobby eating pepperoni. I should do this, and I accidentally locked myself out of my room. Well, about that time, here comes the front desk, lady back. And now she's got a security guard with her. I said, Larry, I said, I need you to do me a favor. Please tell her who I am, so she can give me a key and I can get back in my room. He looked at me and he looked at her and he goes, I have never seen him before in my entire life. And he got on the elevator and went up. Now, thankfully, the security guard burst out laughing. He recognized both of us. This was like the nicest guy I think I've ever met in my life. And he got the emergency key. He wrote up the elevator with me and the pizza box and walked me down the hall. Let me in my room, I said, wait right here. I went.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

08:09 min | 3 d ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"The only negative thing I've ever found about this job is you're on the road by yourself, which was why doing something like the blue collar comedy tour. It was so much fun because I wasn't on the road by myself. I was with my buddies. People will always say, oh, I bet y'all have so many funny stories from when you're on the road together. And there's a ton of them. And I'm not going to tell one on the other guys because they're not here to give their side of it. And make it twice as funny. But I will tell you one funny road story about me that we can leave on tonight. So not the summer of 2020, the summer of 2019, I was doing a bunch of summer dates where the Larry the Cable Guy. And in the summer, you get used to get her done. Yeah. So when you do shows in the summer, you get used to being hot because it's usually festivals are fairs or amphitheaters. We did a music festival in Phoenix. It was a 112° the day we did it. And the promoter is trying to make us feel good. He's like, come on, y'all. It's a dry heat. I'm like, so is the electric chair. It's a 112. But Larry and I did this show one night and it was in the south and I'm not going to tell you the name of the city because somebody's probably talented enough to go online and find a security camera that could verify this. But it wasn't just hot. It was humid. And you can see, I don't sweat very much, but this night, ten minutes into the show, I am dripping. I mean, it's just dripping off my nose. 30 minutes into the show. I look like I'm in a wet T-shirt contest. I mean, like somebody sprayed me with a fire hose. I don't think I've ever sweated that much in one night. So when the show was over, you know, I immediately go back to my dressing room and start guzzling Gatorade and water trying to rehydrate. And we hardly ever eat before a show because it kind of makes you sluggish. So we're always hungry. When the show is over. So I'm in my dressing room, chugging the Gatorade. And I hear Larry the Cable Guy coming down the hall. Well, he swings into my doorway and he's like, hey, let's go eat. And Larry says this a lot. And I usually go because it's fun to watch Larry eat. I mean, he can go. But you know how you get when you get too hot. You don't feel like doing anything. It has to do, I said, I got too hot tonight. I'm not hungry. I said, I think I'm just going to go back to the hotel and go to bed. He's like, are you kidding me? He goes, I can not wait and see you as me to do something for you. What are you 9 years old? This is a personal. I got too hot. And so I got in the van. They took me back to the hotel and anybody that makes their living on the road. You know, you kind of you have your little routine. Like always like it really dark in a room. So I'll turn the lights down low. I like it cool. I'll turn the thermostat down. But every day, you're changing cities, and every hotel room is a little bit different. And so one of my tricks is, I'll always turn the lights on in the bathroom, and I'll shut the door, but that way if I have to get up in the middle of the night, at least I can orient what this particular hotel room is like. And I usually sleep in my underwear, but this night, they're soaking wet. And I told you, I only packed three pair. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not sleeping in wet underwear. So I'll peel them off and I flop in the bed naked, and I'm out. Well, I wake up about one 30 in the morning, and I really, really, really, really have to pee. Any gal for 40 knows what I'm talking about. You have to pee too much to go back to sleep. There's no way you're going back to sleep. But you don't really want to wake up. You just want to go get this act over with and get back in the bed. So I get up and get my eyes about half open. I see the light and I walk in there, will as soon as the door closes, I realize I'm in the hall. Of a really nice hotel without a stitch of clothes on. And you want to wake up in a hurry. This is the way to do it. Forget coffee. This is much faster. So I'm standing there with nothing on in the hall. I'm like Matt Damon in the Martian. Solve the problem, solve the problem. Well, I knew Larry's room was straight across the hall for mine. So I run over there and I'm knocking on his door, and he's not answering, and I can just picture him peeking through the keyhole and laughing. What is I'm knocking on his door, I hear the elevator ding. I'm like, well, I got a 50 50 shot, they're either going to come my way or they're going the other way. Well, these two Korean guys get off, they're talking to each other and they turn and they start heading right to me. I'm like, all right, what do you do? Act like nothing's up. So I start walking towards them. Literally pass them in the home like, hey, how you doing? And one of them says something. Which I really hoped meant. Wow, that was impressive. But when I looked it up on translator, I found out it meant did you see her mustache? So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators. I know elevators have cameras on them. I don't want to get on the elevators. And I'm like, what the heck do I do? Well, I saw like the exit sign. Over the door for the stairwell. And I'm like, at least get out of the light at hallway. Into the stairwell and then try to come up with a plan. And I'm hoping as I'm running down the hall that there will be a trash can, there with a trash bag that I can pull out and wear like a sundress or something. So I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can. And I'm trying to think my way through what to do, and I notice there's a couple of empty beer cans on the floor. Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pee. I have no idea how long I'm going to be in the stairwell. And I'm not proud of this, but I picked those beer cans up and I peed in them. And put them back. Well, I feel terrible about it. Because I know somewhere down the road, somebody's going to have to clean them up. But it was oatmeal walking, and I figured they'll pick them up and go. Yeah, that's whole Milwaukee, all right, so. But like I said, this was a really nice hotel. So they had 24 hour room service. And I thought, I thought, well, maybe somebody has put their room service tray outside the door, and I can get that cloth napkin that they put on it and wear it like a Tarzan thing or whatever. So I start going down the stairwell and stopping it every floor and looking down the hall to see if I can see a room service tray. And I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors, and I don't see a room service tray, but I see two pizza boxes. Outside somebody's room. Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me. So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes. I go back to the stairwell and I go down the last couple of floors and never do find a room service trade, but by now it's really late. It's like two in the morning. And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open. I can see almost the entire lobby. I don't see anybody. I don't hear anybody talking. I think, all right, be brave for 20 seconds. Got one box in the front, one in the back. And I go skip. I go up to the desk. There's this woman working there, and as I approach, she looks up and she goes,.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:05 min | 2 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Something else great that happened is my mother's flip phone finally broke. That is an event 20 years in the making. Yeah, one month into COVID, my mom's flip phone broke, and so we bought her her very first iPhone. And if you were to say to me tonight, Jeff, would you rather teach your mother how to text or teach your dog how to wipe his ass? I would probably say, hey, me the toilet paper. Let me give that a shot. The texting has been a little bit of a challenge. And my daughters were so excited, you know, that their gaba was finally texting. So they're texting her. One night to get a call from my mom and she says to me, what is low? I said, what are you talking about, mom? She said, Jordan sent me a text and at the end of it, it said low I said, how do you spell it? She said, LOL. I said, mom, that's not low. That's laugh out loud. I said, that's what the kids do now. Instead of writing everything out, you know, they just use initials like IDK is I don't know OMGs, oh my gosh, you know, I said that's how they do it. A few nice later, I get a text from my mother that says, I, GTT, SIN SK. I'm like, oh God, mom's had a stroke. I called her up. I said, mom, what did you just text me? She said, I was due in like the girls do. I said, if you go to the grocery store, I need some ketchup. Well, of course, why didn't I see that? Watch Jeff Foxworthy, the good old days, only on Netflix..

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

03:22 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"The offensive line were not getting off on the snap. Their defensive ends were getting up the field and getting to the quarterback at high high level. Looks like Georgia for a while. Yes, it was bad. And you got to understand that. And Alabama had way too many more penalties. At one point in time, they had a 129 yards infinities. For every hundred yards of penalties, that equates to 7 points on the other side. So at a 129, that's 8 or 9 points total. All right, Aldrin had ten makes a lot of sense. Ball don't lie. Then after that, you were 5 for 17 on third downs. Less than 30%. So you're not converting in stringing out putting together drives. You're zero for four on fourth down. You had one turnover. If they would have had two turnovers, Alabama does not win that game. Auburn, turning the football over late. So auburn helped Alabama out by throwing the football and getting interception running out of bounds with tanks. We not getting down. And then after that, Alabama won the football game on that 97 yard drive in and overtime. Up until that, it was auburn's game the whole wave. And being in that crowd, let me tell you what aubre messed up on. They should have played swag surfing. That's what they should have did. The crowd would have been going off. If they were to play swag surfing when the fans were asking for it, I was there, they're asking for it and they didn't play it and they missed their opportunity. So auburn, you mess it up. You should have played wax surfing. Hi, I'm speechless. I didn't know auburn winning that game was going to be that easy. They had it. It was there for them. Look to win a game like that. You got to have help on both sides. And auburn helped him out, do that. You don't just come back with that amount of time. You know, Aubrey got the ball after that last fourth down stop with two minutes on the clock. Right. And Alabama got the ball back with a minute and 35 seconds left. With a 42nd play cloud. That just should not happen. You play in the NFL. I mean, you're playing the same team with Drew Brees. There's as good as anybody's ever been in a two minute drill. Have you 12 plays? Have you ever seen anything quite like that in college football? No, in the way it did. Well, the good thing about college is the clock stops after first down. So that gives him a little bit of extra but still 12 points still great. I mean, and it still came down to some third down and fort down situations. It wasn't just Alabama just went straight down the field. It was some incomplete passes. It wasn't pretty. They got sacked and hit a little bit. He had to throw the football away sometimes. But when you needed it the most, Bryce young in that offense showed up. And those wins like that will propel you later on down the year or in your career when you need it because you have a sense of belief that no matter what it is, we won't waver, we can still win this game. All I gotta do is defensively is get my offense back on the field. And if you do that, Bryce young and those guys can score. As we close, we can pick the game tomorrow, whatever. But I mean, do you have any reasonable feeling of confidence for Alabama anymore? I'm not gonna say it Paul, you almost got me to say how I really feel and I'm not gonna do it. Not after what I did last week with. I'm not gonna put that person on my boys. Just know it's gonna be a great day. No, you have no faith in Alabama tomorrow. Don't you say that Paul, you know I got faith in Alabama, don't you say that? And I love Georgia too. I really do. I love them as a team. I love what they've been doing. I just don't love them tomorrow. So it's going to be on. I can't wait. I literally can't wait. Roman Harper, his weekly Friday visit, thank you, Roman. Thanks for..

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

05:25 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"The wrong way. People are like that. People use, look, I didn't realize at the time when I was calling my shot that it was going to be bulletin board material for Clemson's. I thought it was going to motivate South Carolina to say, okay, yeah, we got some guys that believe in us. No. No, it didn't at all. It got really ugly, really fast. And hats off to Clinton. They play better. I mean, they really should thank me. So Clemson fans, you should really be thanking me. I take it your pick in Georgia tomorrow. On purpose. You know, maybe so. I think Georgia is the best team in college football. They've been the most they've been the best team. I forgot we actually had fans here. And I'd be straight up with you. I appreciate I said Georgia's gonna win the SEC. And I said that there was win or bus this year. They had to do it. They had to complete this whole thing and they've set themselves up to be in that position. I love what Georgia's done defensively offensively as well. They've been explosive sets and Bennett really stepped his game up and he's been clutch for them when they needed him the most. Stetson Ben has either done it with his arm or his leg to get him a crucial first down, or it's continuing to set their team up for points. So let's get inside the game tomorrow because the conventional narrative is obvious Georgia front, Alabama offensive line, Alabama running game. None of those narratives ever mentioned will Anderson or anybody else or by Shawn. Right. But if you had to, if you were appealing to Alabama people, which I know you are give them the secret to winning this game. The secret is stay strong where you're strong at. It was strongest at and don't worry about the run game as much, or the lack thereof, or where your offensive line is that struggles in the previous couple of weeks. I wouldn't worry about that at all. That's not going to be what determines this for me. It's going to be all about Bryce young. Bryce young is your best chance to win this football game. Coming into it, I want to open it up. I want to take shots. I want to be aggressive, offensively, the whole game. I want bright young to lead me. Lead the charge. And if Alabama wants to win this game, Bryce young needs to throw the ball 45 to 50 times. He needs to open it up. We need to cut him loose and just take the shackles off of him and say, let's go do it. And young man, you are the guy to do it for us and defensively, if you can get a turnover too. If you get up on George's, how does Georgia react? You have to be able to take Georgia in a deep water to see if they can swim. That is the mentality, and that's where the focus is is like we can't bat an eye and no matter if George is up or whatever. Alabama still has the belief that they can come back because they've done it before. And Georgia has not been put into pressure cooker where they are thinking about something else late in any game. They've not been in that situation. So you mentioned ray Chung and I'm thinking certainly he's got a quick release. And he's superb. So does that negate what is clearly Georgia strength or how does it negate it? Well, it's really, how do you negate it is the speed in the matchup that you have on the outside? Do you like John metchie versus some of these cornerbacks of Georgia? You like Jameson Williams, match up versus the corners of Georgia. So how do I dictate and make sure I get the matchup that I want first and second down when you know George is going to maybe playing a little bit more man or some of their own concepts, you have to be aggressive at those times. Don't just throw it and wait for third down. No. First down, second down, when those teams are running the football they're trying to establish those things, that is when I want to be the most aggressive in my play calling. And sometimes doing the opposite of that, which is on third down, running the running back draw. Not just throwing the football. So you have to do some different things that George is not prepared for. And can you get just enough yards in the run game to at least keep them a little bit honest because I really want to throw the football, but I have to be able to run it just enough to say that, okay, it's second and 7. It's second and 6. Those will dictate because when you get second and 6 or second and four, defenses will get a lot more vanilla, they're gonna play more man to man coverage in those situations. So that's the matchup that you want and anticipate to get and that is when you're gonna take your shot. So you flip it over to Dan Dan landing and Kirby smart on the Georgia side. They know what they have. They know where they are weak. And they have some weaknesses. How do you overcome that? I mean, what's your game plan from the first play? Well, it's totally different mindset if you're Georgia, Georgia, you're doing what we do. We are the best team. We've been the best team all year long. We don't better I we go out there and dictate and play this game on our terms. We're going to be out more physical than Alabama. We're going to hit them in the mouth and defensively. We're going to fly around until they don't want anymore. And if we can fly around, make a turnover too. And then we really get this thing going in. Georgia is so good because when they get up, they just choke teams out, like UFC style. They just choke them out. They have nothing left, and they run the ball, and they don't care about plenty of the football. They pin you back, and then they pin their airs back defensively and go get you. Talking to Roman Harper here about the game. Roman, sometimes it is a mental game. I'm curious not to spend any time on last week. But what was in total the final drive? What was going on with Alabama? It wasn't pretty. They weren't having any success. I think the crowd played a huge factor in that at auburn..

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

01:44 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Championship, you will get all the respect that you deserve and now is another opportunity. And hey, George's favorite. They are. And yeah, of all the time they play. Now, I don't think you could have made a great case in 17 or 18 for Georgia, but you can make a pretty pretty stupendous one right now. Well, the way the defense is dominated. 6.9 points per game. Tell somebody yesterday, Paul. The two best defenses I've think I've seen in doing this for a long time, 2011 Alabama had a ton of pros on that defense. In 2001, Miami. On that defense. Back on. Georgia has a chance to beat the scoring record of both of those defenses if they play well down the stretch. I had a chance to talk to coach Vince Dooley. He said this is the best front 7 that George has ever had because all of them will probably get drafted and he said the key is we didn't have that kind of depth in the 80s. This team has that depth. And that's the difference. Talking to Tony about this game, if, for some reason, Georgia finishes the job in three or four weeks. The program's already been very relevant, but it's kind of three, four, 5, somewhere in more and 5 than two and three. What do you think it could mean for the intermediate and long-term? If there is such a thing anymore in college football? Yeah, good point. I think Georgia is set up now for a nice run because they recruited at a very high level. They have a head coach who is absolutely relentless when it comes to recruiting and all the resources are there. They've done an incredible job.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

01:47 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"And they've been through this stuff before, that even if Alabama steps out first, that they keep their composure, which is what they've been coached to do. Well, give me a call tomorrow. If things aren't going well, I'll cheer you up. Come over, maybe feed me under the couch or something. I'll be right here. I'll zip out to the house. Wearing a hamster. Oh, I sure hope you don't have to do this. It's our turn. It's our turn. I heard booger say, if not now when you know he did. And I think that's right. I think we've been disciplined. These players, whenever you have a team that tells the coach, you don't need to say anything as players, we're going to close the door, and we're having a meeting. Even when you're winning. That's a good thing. I just got you a role. There's a sitcom making its way through Hollywood right now about this show. And you might be the perfect person. I'm in. I'm in. Can I play you? Yeah, well, yeah. We had a younger guy. Oh my gosh. Now I'm being typecast, right? I did shave the mustache for COVID because I had been married for 36 years and my wife had never seen me without it. And she looked she took one look at it and said, wow, grow it back. I can't tell you how much fun this is for me. I know it. I hated I have to leave. I always enjoy seeing you. I mean, I don't know why somebody hasn't thrown us together. I guess I do know why. So many needs to throw us together. Can you imagine? That'd be a great gig. Yeah. And I always feel better. I watch your show. Because when you start getting deep into the call ins, I actually feel better about my.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

02:09 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Least for me. I walk up there with an idea of where I want to start. I kind of have an idea of where I want to finish, but you're kind of always reading them. And that's why it was virtual so hard is the younger or the older or the more conservative or they lose her. You know, and so I'm always like doing a litmus test, trying to figure out which way do we need to go with this to make this the best experience for you because that's what comedy is for me. It's that connection. You know, so I got to kind of figure out who you are before I can connect with you on something. And somebody comedians now, especially late night. It's very political. I know you've always gone the other direction. Well, I have. Because I had friends that were political comics. And I would say to them, whichever side they were on, half the audience hates your gut as soon as you're up there. But here's my feeling, Paul, I think if you took somebody that was pegging left politically and somebody that was pegging right. And we sat down and we talked to them about what they wanted out of life, what they wanted for their family. I bet we would agree on 85% of the same things. Now politically, we don't focus on the 85% we have in common, which that's what I do as a comic. What do we have in common? We focus on the 15% that we don't have in common and we beat heads about that. And people have kind of lost the ability to laugh at themselves. You might be a redneck jokes. That was me and my family. There was no research going on. I wasn't having to come up with this stuff. But I was laughing not at somebody. I was laughing with somebody. I'm like, yeah, I got a sense of humor about this. You know, my family's not very sophisticated, but we have a damn good time. So I'm so interested in people like you because even so successful in so many different eras and mediums. And you're at a point in your life, you've just gone through COVID. I don't want to say what's left, because comedians go on until thankfully unlike athletes. Comedians are literally carried.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

02:05 min | 6 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Okay. And I would later my wife's like, did you tell them they could jump off the garage roof? I'm like, hell, I might have. I don't know what they're saying. This is not fair to have you earlier this show because I'll be wiped out here in 15 minutes. So as you've made your way to say that your world famous, but in the south, what's your ear for the different dialects? Well, it's very funny because in LA they think southern dialect. And there's no such thing as because Tennessee is different than Georgia like Tennessee. They washed their clothes and they picked flares. I have relatives in the Low Countries South Carolina, which it's almost like a little bit it's that geechee, it's a little bit more of that Cajun kind of thing. And then New Orleans. I mean, there's a lot of different southern accents. And so I remember the first audition I went on in LA. They wanted a funny skinny southern guy. And so I thought, well, I got a shot at this. And I went in and started reading in the lady stop me. She said, no, no, no, can you do a real southern accent? And she was wanting me that, hey, y'all. Hey, I said, well, that's not a real southern accent. And anybody that's from the south, spot Saturday mile away. Jeff Foxworthy was Jeff, I know you got a gig tonight and I know it's fun to be back on the road. So how did you spend COVID? Trying to listen to my wife, talk, I learned very early Paul that I am not qualified to be the only person she has conversation with because she could talk free dogs off of meat wagon. It was a job. So but the cool thing is, I did become a grandfather over COVID. And I don't know how my daughter pulled it off, but somehow she got on the Jerry Springer show. And we were able to find out who the father is without spending one time of our own money. Not real. We have no idea.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM

WIBC 93.1FM

01:42 min | 9 months ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM

"Jeff Foxworthy is going to be at clues. Hall at Butler Saturday. October 9th the good old days tour, Jeff before we let you go tell us about the show. What can we expect? You're talking a little bit about that and talking a little bit. I You know, people always want to hear personal stories like when we did the blue collar comedy tour. Ron White story about getting thrown out of a bar that weren't even material that we were sitting at dinner one night runs like did I ever tell you all about the time I got thrown out of a Bari and so during Covid? I would help man. We moved to a new house and I was telling my neighbors some stories about me, and he was asking me questions about being on the road with those idiots. And I was telling a story of about being, uh With Larry the cable guy and he was laughing so hard. He's like you've got to tell this on stage you've got and so I told us the other night. And ended up getting a standing ovation. Mother one of his material, some of its stories about you know, life on the road, and, uh, it's just fun, man. It's just fun to be back out there. The show was Saturday, October 9th the good old days tour Clues Hall at Butler, Jeff Foxworthy. Amen. As always re appreciate the time and you've got a green light to come on the show anytime. Oh, man. Thank you so much. Hey, it's great to have something to talk to you guys about again. So thank you. Thank you for having me. Alright, Jeff. Have a great weekend..

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

Bloomberg Radio New York

01:42 min | 1 year ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

"Minute. The World's airlines decimated by the Corona virus outbreak are beating the drum for testing on the elimination of quarantines. For those who travel. What we've seen so far is that if there's a 14 Day quarantine, it's the same as closing your borders, the International Air Transport Association. Brad clever in a recent survey we conducted, we found 83% of respondents saying If there's a quarantine in place, I'm not going to travel. So Clifford says the IAEA TA, which represents about 290 Airlines, globally, is working with the International Civil Aviation and World Health Organization's ANA testing program for passengers before departure. According to Clifford, the tests must be fast and affordable. We've set a target price is something less than $10 and the tests must obviously be accurate, Clifford says. The risk of passengers getting infected on a plane is very low as airlines air carrying out deeper sanitizing and I've cut back on in flight catering and magazines. Steve POTUS Bloomberg radio Hey, y'all Jeff Foxworthy here. Now, if you've ever found yourself, repeating the same thing over and over for 75 years, you might be Smokey Bear. Only you can prevent wild fires. That's why I'm filling in for Smokey to switch things up because there's a lot more to say. And I should know because my grandfather was a firefighter, and one of the things he taught me is that the people that love the outdoors the most Are often the ones accidentally starting wildfires, which means always b y O b know. Bring your own bucket to the campfire. On. Be extra careful with things like burning yard trimmings don't just.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

Bloomberg Radio New York

01:42 min | 1 year ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

"Bloomberg money minute with a tight race and President Trump, who's already questioning any outcome that doesn't include him. Winning Wall Street is gearing up for an election night like no other were not necessarily expecting it out. Come on Election night. This year. I think it's going to be a little bit different. That's Casey Sandberg and Global head of strategy of the tech consulting firm Rs Group, which is predicting trading volume on election night will be eight times its normal level. But I think there's just so much volatility and there's so much misinformation in the market right now. People just don't really know how to react with that much activity expected in many traders working from home Banks are already testing out their networks to see if they can handle the volume, which could continue for a long time until a winner is declared. You know, the one thing that's that's the question Mark is How long is it going to take to count absentee ballots and just not knowing when those ballots they're going to come in? Just adds to the uncertainty and election Day November, 3rd now just one month away. Tom Busby Bloomberg Radio. Hey, off Jeff Foxworthy here. Now, if you've ever found yourself, repeating the same thing over and over for 75 years, you might be Smokey Bear. Only you can prevent wild fires. That's why I'm filling in for Smokey to switch things up because there's a lot more to say. And I should know because my grandfather was a firefighter. And one of the things he taught me is that the people that love the outdoors, the most are often the ones accidentally starting wildfires, which means Always be y o b know. Bring your own bucket to the campfire. On. Be extra careful with things like burning yard trimmings don't just.

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Depression Loves Junk Food

Green Wisdom Health Podcast by Dr. Stephen and Janet Lewis

09:49 min | 2 years ago

Depression Loves Junk Food

"Hello and welcome to this week's edition of the Green Wisdom Health show. I'm John Lewis. And I'm Dr Louis and we are going to talk to you today about depression. Don't we sound excited about it The name of this show is called. Depression loves junk food and the reason we chose this for all of you out there listening is because we know a lot of you guys are very depressed and we realized that the more depressed. You are the more junk food. You're eating and sadly more the junk food restaurants are open because a good restaurants are not open as of yet in many states so We're kind of left with the drive-thrus now and so Dr Lewis is going to tell us today. About how that correlates. He's going to educate us a little bit about something called biofilms which Many of you probably not heard of. But they're actually one of the causes as to why you want to eat some bad food so it's not all in your head and we're going to help you make sense of it and we're going to help give you a plan to help you make better choices. So Dr Lewis. Can you put all this together for us to teach us about biofilms? You know and I think part of the reason we're doing this show is because you know we're in the middle of this too and it seems like ever since we ate a Brownie. That was not gluten free. And it had all the regular bad steph in it we've been craving more and more junk and we've been feeling worse and worse mentally so we thought with it's happening to us and we should know better We definitely need to educate you guys. So you have a clue as to what's going on with you so Dr Lous pull us out of the whole Pulis. Neal is go down a rabbit hole. Pull out of the rabbit hole and get us back to health and happiness and eating correctly. Well Pete Pete up in Missouri Concordia I think Columbia Concordia. He said I wish you'd just quit talking about rabbit holes. Just get to it so sorry. Pete can't do it. I don't know I re- I refuse to go down there. You know to into depression because I come from a family of very negative depressed people and it's like I'll be damned if I'm going to do that. I dislike. I see what they get you. I'm GonNa have fun and I finally figured out that I'm old and my sleep. Somebody said why do you know you're GonNa die in your sleep? Said because I'd fat at son of a gun trying to take me awake so we're going to have fun at the s There there's a lot that I really really really want to say and you know thinks about it. Is You know just? I don't even know you know we live in an illusion or delusion that we think we can control things and because the Internet makes us really really intelligent not really doesn't it makes you somewhat educated but it makes you an educated fool so we think more knowledge gives us more understanding which gives us more control and it really doesn't so during this time. I'm GonNa tell you what you can't control. You can't control whether somebody else follows the social distancing roles you can't control the actions of others feel like I'm Jeff Foxworthy If you can't control predicting what will happen you might be a redneck. You can't control other people's motives you can't control the amount of toilet paper in the store God is going to be fun. You can't control how long this is going to last and I personally think it's ninety percent crap bowl but that's me Join shooting straight with Dr Lewis and you can see me and my mask. It's made out of crown rule bag and yes. I emptied to sucker and gained three pounds. So That's how much OB- stressed eight because I'm guilty but you can't control how other people react so the the things you can't control a little matter at least I tell people you can't control that you can influence a lot of things you can always control your positive attitude. You can make that. You can turn off the news which it'd be really fun. If everybody did it would get over there. Salama quickly Feet you can find fun things to do at home and Janet just rolls her eyes when I bought another bucket of weird colored pint sock start paint rocks with grandkids. You can control whether you follow the CDC recommendations or not but you do control that you can't control others. You can limit your social media if itch negative unfriendly which there's two or three. I'm thinking about unfriendly but I think that helps me practice my Christianity WanNa deal with idiots such as one or two or three You can control your own social distancing if you think that is really a thing but most importantly you can control whether you're graceful and kind to other people and then and that's what I think we need. More of this is kindness so We'll talk a little technical stuff If you'd like anti I'm sorry my smart Alexa Way out today. Don't believe everything you think. Sometimes it's gone through the wrong map the wrong filter so We won't talk about bow films a little bit. I guess. That's what Janet you know. What is about them while the people have done the consult with me? I'll tell them. Well you're chlorides little on the low side your proteins a little low and if you don't die digest protein you cannot digest bow films and you have what we call a stealth pathogenic usually is yeast fungus buyers. Whatever it can be a lot of different things. But they these little micro organisms organisms they adapt and mutate. And so you have to have certain things that can allow you to get past the bow film and kill the infection and yes your body knows how to do it. It just needs the raw materials in in order for that to happen. So you know when I'm practicing I try to be integrative and holistic which you know that's really really a good thing to be. I don't think a reductionist Way of looking at things has gotten us very far but sometimes when a patient comes in they feel like they have no power at all and they're they're struggling with something they don't understand. Try to get it simple for them. I say well. It's too many toxins not enough nutrients one or the other or both and I get a lot of people when they consult with made that cry and I'll say I'm sorry. Did I say something to hurt? Your painless Nice. And now you're the first one that listened to in acts like you understand what Janet and I've gone through this stuff to people that complain about fatigue brain fog. I love it when I say brain fog. I know exactly what to do And it gets most of them Great Relief and that's the been photo man you've heard me talk about it and People that talk about digestive complaints. Well it's digestive enzymes and you need these things to help. Cut The bow FEM and two more properly in more Thoroughly Digest your food so that does not go down and create leaky gut. I'm mentioned a whole lot of different supplements and there's always somebody won't to hook onto Janet and my train and somebody said the other day. Well you know you said this and this and this about immune system and I would like to introduce my article about bovine colostrum and that helps immune system to. I'm not GonNa let that particular person get on our train and ride it but yes boven colostrum works. I take it. We have it here. You probably never heard me talk about it but if you're not taking SBI which is a bovine derived immunoglobulin. You're missing the boat. I don't care what you've got the ought to be thrown that stuff in your body every day You heard me talk last week. I don't know what we were talking about. Might have been sugar diabetes. Whatever and I said too much. Sugar Equals fewer vegetables equals. Less zinc equals. Poor taste equals more sugar. That's the vicious cycle that we get into and I think that's GONNA lead into why sometimes we get on this junk food journey and that helps feed the things that create bow films like the Candida Fungus. There's actually a book that says cancers of Fungus by Dr Simon Seaney and frankly it's kind of rare to get a book that just blows me away intellectually disguise. What the heck over my head. But I think if I had a bad cancer. I think I'd go see him at Rome Italy but read the book Cancers a fungus in the nurse. You know plenty of research. Studies like out of Johns Hopkins at talks about sugar can contribute greatly to creating cancer because it feeds the yeast fungus and these bow films are not broken down. So how do you break down? Abou- him well one thing you do. Is You take digestive enzymes. Because it has the things to break them down.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

Bloomberg Radio New York

02:22 min | 2 years ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

"Eight to sixty four thousand this is a Bloomberg money minute toilet paper is not the only thing at the top of the stock at home crowd shopping list Nielsen reports U. S. beer sales surged thirty four percent in the third week of March alone and a lot of that surge may be from the former bar crowd ever actually approaching the point now where our production it's the same as it was before the pain down there that's great in her partner and beverage director for the neighborhood restaurant group and one of its companies blue jacket brewery in Washington DC the brewery typically sells ninety percent of its beer from taps at its restaurants in the group now social distancing has inspired anger to morph its business into a carry out and delivery service becoming a one stop shop for several meal needs he says the surging beer sales may be less about Americans wanting to grab a cold brew from the fridge more people are looking to replicate the experience of going out to bars and restaurants at home we need you young Bloomberg radio Hey all of Jeff Foxworthy here now if you've ever found yourself repeating the same thing over and over for seventy five years you might be Smokey bear only you can prevent wildfires that's why I'm filling in for Smokey to switch things up because there's a lot more to say and I should know because my grandfather was a firefighter and one of the things he taught me is that the people that love the outdoors the most are often the ones accidentally starting wildfires which means always B. Y. O. B. no bring your own bucket to the campfire and be extra careful with things like burning yard trimmings don't just walk away our chances are you might be starting a wildfire so for the love of the outdoors go to Smokey bear dot com to learn more about wildfire prevention brought to you by the U. S. Forest Service your state forester and the ad council that they give us at least some of what we need and work but he's not just a bond guide information in there facing over a billion dollars in losses each week and action they're probably going to help out the hotel industry in these times look for them we have a level of cooperation that we seem to lack right now balance of power with David Westin we keep hearing some rumblings that people have not been.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

Bloomberg Radio New York

01:47 min | 2 years ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

"L. O. R. eat to sixty four thousand this is a Bloomberg money some allowed cheers on here in Hawthorne SpaceX's generating lots of excitement for its new private space race with Jeff Bezos is blue origin and Richard Branson's virgin galactic it's also feeling another out of this world competition Brisbane this flood of start ups or come in and try to prove they can bill rock and all this money would come in Bloomberg businessweek's Ashlee Vance says one start of called astro has backing from the Pentagon and more than a hundred million dollars in venture capital its goal to bring launch costs down from the hundreds of millions did just one million per trip this idea of becoming like that fed ex for space and if they can't do it there's always new Zealand's rocket lab it charges about seven point five million per line should have this beautiful rockets made a carbon fiber and analysts three D. printed engines and everything Vance says there about a hundred startups making tiny satellites that could be carried on one of these cheaper rockets though whether there's a market for that that is still unclear Nathan Hager Bloomberg radio Hey y'all Jeff Foxworthy here now if you ever found yourself repeating the same thing over and over for seventy five years you might be Smokey bear only you can prevent wildfires that's why I'm filling in for Smokey to switch things up because there's a lot more to say and I should know because my grandfather was a fire fight and one of the things he taught me is that the people that love the outdoors the most are often the ones accidentally starting wildfires which means always B. Y. O. B. no bring your own bucket to the campfire and be extra careful with things like burning yard trimmings don't just walk.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

Bloomberg Radio New York

01:33 min | 2 years ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York

"Polls we need at least listen today com the Bloomberg business at apple podcast using Kelly in Carol messes because some of the most informed people in the war how would you describe your outlook I'm just curious what you're saying when you look at that data because the stadium's success breeds success but the bigger broader societal question is true where is the rubber meets the road in terms of the product that you're going to provide weekday afternoons at two Easter are we seeing any improvements on that lower and on Bloomberg radio the Bloomberg business happened Bloomberg radio dot com Bloomberg business we now live on you to imagine being fired because of who you love imagine being denied medical treatment because of who you marry imagine being a victim because of who you are millions of Americans don't have to imagine this they have to live it because in thirty one states it's illegal to discriminate against the L. G. B. T. people get the facts at beyond dot org brought to you by the guild foundation in the ad council Hey y'all Jeff Foxworthy here now if you ever found yourself repeating the same thing over and over for seventy five years you might be Smokey bear only you can prevent wildfires that's why I'm filling in for Smokey to switch things up because there's a lot more to say and I should know because my grandfather was a fire fight and one of the things he taught me is that the people that love the outdoors.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on 850 WFTL

850 WFTL

03:20 min | 3 years ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on 850 WFTL

"Okay. Okay. Okay. See that probably wasn't a great choice. Either. Would you participate in that Scott? No, I would not participate in your voices too low for that. Funny is when you get you hear the car alarm going off in the parking deck, or whatever. And it's like the guy with the two thousand three Dotson who breaks into that. No. Break. It install a radio. You know, what what is this this? You've got this crappy two hundred other car and another alarm system. Jeff foxworthy have a bit about that. I don't know. With the with the steering wheel club on it. Break into the car skills love. Yeah. The star seriously. Somebody broke into your install eight track player. Gosh, dang it. Okay. Finally, Scott, your take on a new study. That says finally proves that catch do know their names, they just ignore you when they call or when you call them. Of course, they do. Your cat too. Yeah. I believe that. Yes. Yes. Okay. Do you have a preference cats or dogs got all animals? I I like them both for different reasons. It's weird to me because I know that you, you know, like dogs, and I did not realize how much you like animals till after the heart attacks. Yeah. I always have. But I think it was just my softer side is Jammie. Okay. I'll know I've just curious about that hard for me to jump on people criticize them, but you don't. You don't have a preference at all. I have one you can have one. And that's why. It would probably be a dog. Okay. Well, yeah. But God dang it. I love my cat. I got a cat. I absolutely adore. So much. So that you would choose that cat if you had one choice. Well, it depends. What do I get to pick the dog? Yeah. Pick my pop then. Yeah. Public probably win favorite. Yeah. It's like so can't choice though. Gosh, dang. I know. But don't play this man, be Pammy. I want to. I just but might that might be listening to this. If they are gonna nor you anyway from this study, do you find this to be true with your cat? The cat whispered David POE, when they want something they know their names. Yeah. But like this morning I sat down my Cup of water. But I start my day off with I said it down on the window sill as I'm flipping through some news stories and the transgender kitten hops up on the window sill. And immediately just starts drinking out of my glad my guy. And I'm like, hey, pay. Hey, I'm saying her name over and over again, nothing as soon as it's time for food. Caitlyn? You want to it? Oh, it's time for food. He knows exactly what that is. I don't I'm glad you guys like him. I am. And there are some that. I like, you know, the pet cemetery movie that's coming out. Yeah. We're looking at some of the pictures 'cause you're interested in the movie. Did you see that one with the cat in the middle of the road just staring at looking as evil as possible? This looked like a normal cat to me. That's like my old cat tiger who I did love. But it looks like he came back from the dead and he wants revenge for something. I don't know. Just sort of weird. Okay. We still have to get to nimrods in the news. And there is a fantastic story. We haven't had a chance to get to.

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"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on KGO 810

KGO 810

02:59 min | 3 years ago

"jeff foxworthy" Discussed on KGO 810

"I don't know if you know, Jeff foxworthy comedian, of course, his famous bet that used to do when he was starting out was you might be a redneck, right? And a flip side over the years has been you might be a racist. If. But the question is with racism, and obviously, you know, anybody can be a racist. It's not just white people this guy, unfortunately for him is meteorologist named Jeremy capital, and he is in Rochester, New York, and he he goofed he is the chief meteorologist, and he's been there for about a year and a half, and he's fired now and he used. Well, we'll hear it. He's he was doing a broadcast talking about. The upcoming Martin Luther King celebration. And he when he said Martin Luther King instead of king. He said Coon listen to it. And you tell me and this is against somebody recorded after TV because the station was to come out and said don't play don't play this anywhere. So this is all I could find I looked a long time. So listen up. Great. Martin Luther King junior part free. Okay. That's it. So. You know, he was talking about Martin Luther King park. And he said that word now to me. That's gonna be. So you can say it's a forty and slip and that he's racist. And that he talks like that. Okay. And that would be how I would base. It's like the third or fourth time. The guy had said something that I thought was inappropriate racially. I could get it. But if that's it. If that's the thing. You know, I it's turned into a civil rights deal in this town. I mean, what town is it again, Rochester. Yeah. Yeah. Rochester, New York USA today article. And they don't mention what state it's from. But I don't know how many other Rochester's anyway. So. So he's come out all they fired him almost immediately. And they they said the manager station manager said I'm extremely disappointed. And I it's unacceptable that this occurred the individual responsible for the longer be employed to channel ten as a result of that broadcast. He is no longer with us. And he goes only regret as we didn't say something during the broadcast. Yeah. It's it's one of those things where to really hard as someone that you know, we speak for a living. We know what sometimes our tongue betrays us and that happened. Nah. I don't think tongue the trader. But that's fine. But I do. So for part of me, my heart goes out to him. If he really didn't mean to say this if it was just apology. Oh, yes. Let's do. She and his wife. Little YouTube video and this is his apology. Not too fast. Dr Martin Luther King junior so fast and jumbled a couple of words my mind.

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