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"jean claude van damme" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Honestly home. I think Hogan Mike Izzo be there probably. Yeah and Hogan lives in Florida. It's probably should be Hogan. He'll probably be Hogan, you know, yeah, you're that early well, I mean, who is I guess yeah, Hogan it against or the NWO to be Hogan Hollywood Hogan. Yeah, Hogan or Vince it have to be one of those right? You know, Vince would be interesting but I don't think he should be on T anymore. Yeah, cuz Vince AIDS old people which means he hates himself. That's true. That's true fans have also been wondering where Keith Lee has been says, he hasn't appeared on TV since February 8th. Yeah on March 8th Lee tweeted I missed you guys. Just know that and last week he tweeted I hear many of you. I see many of the messages one day. I will explain it all for the ones true to me off now know that I'm more than appreciate the continued support and when I return it will be filled with all the love I have for those that represent this lead and hm no home. So he's he's yeah, he's done. He's yeah, so, you know you w buddy right? I guess that's that's what I really don't get cuz Vince fucken loves big guys, right and there's no bigger guy than him. And he can do shit to yeah, like he can move in the ring. Yeah, I don't get it strange, right? Maybe he'll win the Battle Royal if they let him come back who knows also in an interview with the New York Shawn Michaels finally admitted that he regrets coming out of retirement to do the Saudi match from 2018. You fucking thing where it was him in the Triple H versus the Brothers of Destruction. I have no idea but from our standpoint, he was looking at it as it that might be the one who can walk away and then he had two more matches. Yeah, three more managers of shot. So at least Sean said that I'm sure he didn't regret that check he got for it. Right? Right, right. What do you got? So Dave Bautista took to Twitter after people had noticed that he was no longer listed right for the Hall of Fame introduction. Yes, so he said to the WWE Universe unfortunately due to previous obligations. Probably like Avengers. Thor 11th under Terry told me that right now. Yeah, I am unable to be part of the WWE Hall of Fame this year by my request they have agreed to induct me at a future attack mod were I'll be able to properly think the fans and people who made my career possible. There you go little smarter hands and hashtag dreams smart. He's like wait, I'm going to be inducted in front of Noah. How how free I'm going to be inducted in front of no one with like thirty other people. Yeah. Yeah the Thunderdome know. Yeah, he he wants to fucking be like the headliner cuz he was going to be the headliner of it, right? Yeah for sure. Okay. Yeah, so I mean yeah, he's smart. All right onto rumors, right? Kevin Owens wins back the universal title. Maybe Balor Club to finally get a second member Brock Lesnar willingly Works a full schedule. No chance next year's WrestleMania will be in Saudi Arabia off. Michael reported that Charlotte gruesome has been taken off. We TV due to Backstage heat after consistently being late for interview tapings. They're saying that's why WWE higher. The new box is reporter Kevin Patrick and to their credit. We haven't seen Charlie this report. She she was not on the priest the kickoff panel for Fast Lane now, so she's most likely be done with WWE. She is I think her contract was coming up soon. But I mean she she works with fucking ESPN. She'll be fine. Yeah, that's see this is where it seems weird to me is like she's laid for WWE. What about her USB end job, you know, like right she gets fired for being late for that job. Well, that's the thing. Like it's mainly being late to like backstage interview taping mainly with like Wharton and Seamus till late to work, right, you know, and she's on live TV on ESPN. So like if you're late, you're not fucking on T. So may I don't know how long At this is maybe it's just she told them I'm not resigning so they're like fine. We're not putting you on the show anymore could be that too. But yeah, so she'll definitely be fine on ESPN. Yeah. I mean she won't be making two salaries any money right? It's not good. But you know, it's a shame it is cuz she dresses so fucking hot. I know Jesus cages and we can't see your legs on ESPN m s true home, but you can still find our an Instagram. Oh, yes you wanted acacian in the sluttiest bikinis. You can buy also fight for reports that off will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year. I'm done with that. And apparently they have a network special coming out. Yeah Forum sometime soon. Obviously. Hey man will probably do that one off of sense. Yeah. I mean who else really could right? Yeah. I'm sure that's we'd want. Yeah, although they don't get to choose. It's always, you know, Vince gets to choose to induct you so right so weird dog, Like Shawn Michaels who didn't get along with RVD, right? Yeah. Don't forget like Jean-Claude Van Damme. He's like, I don't I don't know. This guy is PW inside Iraq that the Thunderdome will be moved and filmed from the University of South Florida's youngling Center by raw after WrestleMania, which makes sense because baseball is starting. Yes. It is. The Tampa Bay Rays need their Stadium back. I mean we were reported about this youngling Center while back but like now they're saying like this is the official date right like buy raw after Mania. I'm just like it's funny. I like to go to you know, we're not WrestleMania and twenty five thousand fans. And then we're going to go back to the Thunderdome. Right? Right. I'm hoping that they fucking U SummerSlam, I think real but it's like still like how much longer of this Thunderdome right? Right, right, like people are getting vaccinated now. Yeah, maybe I mean maybe now that it's like just kind of places are kind of reopening. Yeah wage. Could.
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"Why to call me a war world. I have no idea. All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier, not for evil. For good. Blanca will be the first of many they shall not out of my laboratory. Okay. Right there. You can stop you. Can you hurt march out of his laboratory, which, by the way, by the way, they're making this Hulk. Slash Encino man thing that escapes toward the end. That's a brand and Frasier reference if you've ever seen Pauly Shore's Encino man, But there was this creature that looks like a cave man slash the whole has slashed Encino man. That breaks free other than his cape throwing my other favorite thing, Because I'm Jason and I noticed these things and you'll see that my instagram video. There are drip bags that they attached to this whole thing. And these drip bags are the biggest drip bags you will ever see in your life. They are so over the top, and they're like taffy colors. They're like orange and, like neon, green and neon blue to make this genetic Whole thing on and every time they took a shot of these drip bags just cracked me up. Also speaking of color, Jean Claude Van Damme's hair is not a color in any cran box I've ever seen in my life because blend of blonde Brown. It's like an orange ish kind of orange. It's It's like, Yeah, it's like when you go to the beauty salon and a trainee works on your hair. You know what I mean? And it's like you didn't work. Yeah. Or or for kids of the eighties. It's when you overused a big bottle of sun in Yes, that's the that you put lemon juice in your hair. Yeah, yeah. And then that's the color of Jean Claude Van Damme's hair. Um, s O N. E. And then he on the good side, There's a sumo wrestler. There's these two dudes. They're like They're crooks at the beginning of the movie. They're like they're they're They're not swingers. But there You know, they're kind of there. There, hanky. So those two guys, and then there's a reporter who, in one of my instagram videos about post you think she's a normal reporter and then son of a biscuit. She like whips offer Mike and does these backflips and I'm like Holy as me. Murphy. What is she doing? So she's been secretly trained in the secret Arts. Kylie Minogue's character. No, that is she is Ah Ming not win. Who's if you see her? She's a very famous character actors. She's been around for a while, anyway. So she got mad skills. Well, she has mad skills because she is seeking revenge against general against General now. Yeah, yeah, because General bison Killed her father. Or was responsible her for her father's death. So you have. I think that's what happened. I think that's it was the father's She He was responsible for it in some way. That was part of that. So he does that scene with the world domination. But before that, she she's like a slave to him. He captures her, and he puts her like in these handcuffs. It's very like Princess Leia and return of the Jedi and then you and then she does this long speech and then this is my other favorite part. She does this long monologue about, you know, revealing her seeker and he goes. I don't remember any of that. It was a Tuesday. It was a Tuesday and I was like, Okay, so I will tell you, Alexis that though this is one of the worst movies you've ever ever prescribed to me, That's tonight, Dr dot I did laugh, Maurine this movie than I have in any of them Selves. They really liked.
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"A hospice doctor, and that's what I deal with. Oh My God van Damme this got the dust thrown. This is again you need to watch this. Unfair. To be on fast forward in my life all. Google glasses worked a little better. You could made thing. Dr Jason Vein Do you have a rebuttal? No. To the mental accuracy. Wouldn't say as high as Greg said. But I'd say it's it's closed I'd say it's about as accurate as. One hundred percent. I mean people are getting punched and they get hurt and people are bleeding from their point. Somebody gets a concussion. Somebody kicked him in the head. That's medically. If. You. Re people die because they got to get like come up they died of sepsis. They did die of Sepsis, but also they immediately I'm not doing now. We're going to have a full debate on the accuracy a bunch for versus. I my dad. My Dad heard the Hubble on episode and then. Like I gotTa Watch the Human Centipede I was like no you. Mean you could but we hold no responsibility. No. No no you don't. You don't need to watch that one. I must say that was a very good time. It. Was Terrible. Great So I won't comment interesting factoid about that doctor that you've been discussing. He owner of the the doctor, not the the doctor in the movie in let work. Really hard exam. Is the owner of the producing studio. Oh. The actor who played that you know just just a little cameo as that doctor. And he did a very thorough job. I mean, he did a better job than some. West when we listen hearts. I mean, as racist says, this movie is stereotypically a lot of different nationalities get speaking roles in it, and that's better than most Hollywood movies do so yeah. You know who doesn't get a speaking role Chongli, now he is. A sub across throw role in appointing role. He talked late night speaking he has he has one line in like it at the very beginning of his fight with with Dukes I can't hear you because I'm gap..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"God, there's there's two different minority fighters and each one is as offensive as the next and. Now that I'm scrolling up. I. Don't remember seeing a monitor in there, but correct me if I'm wrong, I heard one areas three. I'm looking at it right now. And I don't know how the eighties were but I'm pretty sure far rogue part one existed others on. He doesn't have a monitor he has its the. Pump, if the pumped for the blood transfusion, but he did not, he did not lose enough blood to need a blood transfusion. He had all cut on his four. Yeah, and also if he did lose that much blood, they need to go and find that one because if you if you suffer that much internal bleeding like in his head or whatever they need to go find out blood and stop it from leaving where it shouldn't be okay. They need to find it entirely do finding what on the mats of cleaning up or at least spreading it around. Spreading around then they find the gold teeth have to steal it to then put it in cycle mouth. What I thought watching this like many years out probably ten years from the last time I watched it was I would like to watch a movie about the referee. See What Daily life. It's. Another day the blood, sport. I. One of my favorite moments was when the referee came into the ring and Franks dukes started protecting him for not because he wasn't he threatened when he grabs grabs the referees D. and like recognizes that it's not be opponent because he's got close on. That's another thing that my friends and I have imitated sense we were ten to twelve years. You, you had such finely honed tactile sense that you could recognize those I think there was a time where we could have done a shot for shot remake of this without consulting anything. Except for Franks. But. That does bring it to like I. Mean since we're jumping to the end, what do you think about the mystery dust that was blown into France is so to sort of a sand when it could be anything any any like any tablet whatever something that's powder but this was pointed out to me is like. Vandamme is great at showing surprise, but he's not great at acting like a human. You get something in your eyes. What's the one thing you don't do? It's open them up as wide as possible. Steer around at everything you're wearing. Clamp. Your eyes shut as hard as you can because you're trying to tear it out of there. So yes, looking around wide eyed like a deer in headlights is the most nonsense. I mean it's a great movie think but also that is totally inaccurate if you ever got. If you get sand in your eyes, you're on holding your eyes open that Shit is closed as tight as possible now. Spokane wide. Open. This is one thousand, nine, hundred, eighty eight. This is a movie with John Claude Van Damme. And Frank Dukes. But what if it? Okay. Then that fight would have been much more exciting..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"I like the thought of someone. So committed to the live, his own life, he got multiple movies made it because it's not this. It's I mean basically any movie that may damn is in he was a fight coordinator for and then also a bunch of other stuff and I think he even did some military consultation and teaching, which is hilarious. A Guy that has no background just such a good liar that just like all right guys we're. GonNa do this. THAT STREET FIGHTER Life Imitates Art Oh my God. There's just can't. It's it's in the background of my my room right down to it. It's it's beautiful. It really is. Let's wait until like if you can speed it up as fast as you can but still get clear sound out of it and it is amazing. Can. We talk about the crux of wire pick was moving. It is. Still trying to figure out why you picked. It was just like Oh. You're just picking movies that I like. I mean. You would want to be a part of the sun because it's definitely a dumb fun movie and we definitely need to dump on movies after all the the contagious stuff we've done. So. But the reason why did this one was right after Ray Jackson's fight with chocolate and he ends up in the hospital. Does. quit chuckle fast forwarding to that right now. Okay and basically it starts with dukes telling him like gopher the gut that's mountainous attack them there you'll be fine. Ray does not listen and just like hits him in the leg then throws him down and he's just running around. Chanting his own name and telling them that he's dead organic. Me Ask you this does that Dr had his stethoscope in the right or the wrong way. I gotta go back out for it's the wrong way back of course. Is that. Feels like it should be. Because I feel more comfortable. When you put it in, it doesn't feel more comfortable while wearing a backwards. It just looks like it's GonNa feel more calm. Yeah. Because it's sitting outside of your ear and you're like, Oh yeah. This'll go this way. Will be death. Yeah and that guy that Dr Probably does the most thorough exam I've ever seen on anybody origin. was just leading that he checked off lower quadrants. But he he took six squadrons I know that there's only supposed to be forward. He checked six them. He was all over the place just listening. So why is frank getting a blood transfusion? I'm sorry not break. Why is jagged blood transfusion? I was GONNA. Ask the same thing. Why is there? Because he didn't even get hurt. Here's a better question to why is the defibrillator just right next to his bed Funds, funsies. That's hospital. How how do we say this is a hospital. The bandage with a tiny spot of blood on his head. I like that, but it also shows up with the same like amount of blood at the end of the movie. It'd be just as a tiny Gaza Gaza under said, same amount of blood whoever they're like handler is his aviators are amazing and I want career four pairs. His was amazing. Oh, God computer whole thing. But how can I'm trying to think where I'm going with this but? I just assumed that the reason that the doctor was spending doing such a thorough heart examination was because he didn't have any other monitors and so he was just you know some of. Our calls on there was a monitoring I remember writing something about it. Oh, my.
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"OR INSERT statement here. They would only travel up to your kidneys where they dropped down from right No they dropped from your stomach. Everyone knows that asked too many hot cheetos. I that is a part of. That do not remember what where the ball's come from. Jesus. Mean because they dropped down from your abdomen, what I'd ask. In England Canal and the travel down and then you're not you're saying the things that you know but not answering the question, I'll like embryonic origin I don't know. I'm not number. Yala just. With the doctor I don't know. I took. Time. Yeah. Everyone tells me that all the time All their flights the bear. Hug. Big. Asian Man Bear. Hugs. Reminding the choking game. which did you guys play? because. We decided to have just normal phone. do you know? Friendship Circle bad for all I. Have One guy who started having like seems like was looked like he had seizures doing the choking game but that's Not The first time that's come up on this podcast, the choking game. But that's what it looks like I mean he finished off the the monkey man, but he couldn't finish off for thanks for the bear hugged up. Yeah. That's. About the monkey man even though. The. It's exactly the type of big mention of signaled how fake this was to anyone that was paying attention. Right like Oh guy from Africa. Let me tell you how he fought. Over you can go fuck yourself. To share with you my famous. Excuse me. A. New. Like put up your Dukes, right. I'm going to share with you exactly. Why like this is an IMDB fact Frank Dukes claims that he had fifty six consecutive knockouts in in the in this tournament. In order in a single elimination tournament you would need seventy, two, trillion, fifty, seven, billion, five, hundred, ninety, four, million. A. Seventy seventy to watch Ralian QUADRILLE IAN fifty, seven, trillion, five, hundred, ninety, four, billion, the he also claimed that he won for multiple years in a row. So like, Oh, you can sort of believe that maybe he had he just kind of went all the way through and had seven knockouts in a row each year whatever. But also this is like, how does this thing exist if no one has ever heard of like, you can't have that type of tournament unless people know about right I. Can't have the world's best fighters at a tournament without secret tournament. Tournament. Look you can't have the world's best fighters. That's why you got jack. I like remember the sleepovers were we sat up late at night talking about this and how cool it was and how we were going to win the thing. Means something to my child. Your..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"I was the same way I felt like the only time they killed. So he somebody was when the judges turned their back on him if only, we could get some medical information about whether or not he heard someone. I mean would you think? Well as a guy who was in the movie Oh. I mean. A lot of those clubbing blows look like significant blows that should cause at least a concussion if not like some kind of. Bring Bleed. It's Kinda like going through the whole James Bond off Oliver again where if you get that hard, you're going to be real fuzzy. You're not Pacific up the back to fight. Yeah. I will say that's the thing I liked about this movie is the fights are not like in rock if you take rocky like there's a lot of punching people in the head over and over again and I mean it's berry great for dramatic purposes but in this like over real quick and now actual fights happen like arrests for minutes and minutes bite and. Bites and immediately when you fall off the tilted platform. But you know when you get punched in the face once or twice you're you're done fighting. Unless. The person what did you think? What did you guys think about how everyone bled out of their mouth like every single person who gravely ill or gravely injured bloodhound mouth I will I will say getting kicked in the side or in the grime does not equal bleeding from your mouth. But getting hit in the face often means you're gonNA bleed from your your teeth are sharp. You're inside of your mouth assault it's probably not a spitball amount of blood or a drippy amount of blood, but you'll get a little bit you brought up something really funny because I had a kid yesterday won't speaking of like growing punches and whatnot. His mom thought that he got punched in the Groin. So hard that he was choking on his own testicles no joke. That he was choking on festivals known. No that's. I mean. That that'd be impressive. Can could he do the splits? And obviously, not true. No. But the reason why he had station he couldn't breathe like sometimes we get. It's like we need up onto the stomach and got the wind knocked out of you. Same kind of thing. So the kid was kicked so hard. Or hit so hard that he just couldn't catch his breath right hoods, moms, media answer was, oh, his balls lack to scrotum went through all of the organs blocking the way into his Asakusa somehow and then Chilton. Again, I'm not a doctor. But I don't think balls zoo that they shouldn't there attached. when you have very little knowledge about something, you can be very dangerous with the conclusions that you draw. Yes. Like travel any.
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"When he was a young child so he would never accented right while he he he also knew nothing about baseball and or football given that. He. Likes the giants and the Padres of California. He likes the giant giant yes. He was wearing a San Francisco giants had in New York Giants, Oh i. Got It was wearing a giant. Know much better. He loves she loves to giants. Not. Around the horde podcast by. A wardrobe person really. The wardrobe person was Frank Dukes. So. Jackson who's not Jackson, his podcast. made a comment that that. Frank Dukes had to be careful not to be not to go sterile essentially from all of those splits. Actual problem maybe I don't think so no. I think he needs to be careful not to go sterile from all those steroids that he's taken he's. Still, make being limber is not a bad thing. You should know every single day I I don't think the limber part is, let's go to make them sterile but if it's like a sudden drop in the accidentally squashes testicles over and over again unlikely that a lot of swishing that's a lot of. You have to remember he goes at such high velocity when he drops down. It dropped quick I. think it's it's more of a problem for the people he's punching in the junk than it is for him. There's a lot of the the drop. Okay. Those to bury key attacks in this movie it's Crotch punches and head clubbing. And Yeah and I think it's key 'cause like the first fight it's at said best buy Ray Jackson when the guys bleeding from his mouth. That's why they call it blood or Kid. I watching this with my friends and the funniest comment that was made was I don't think Jackson is taking bloodsport serious. It made me very happy. and you're by that, he means blood sport. By that, you're referring to raise taxes and not. Not Not. Because I take, this will be very seriously. Blood Sport which had enough blood God. Was Real blood really I like I. Think. So I know that one of the guys actually got knocked out by John Claude van Damme during the fight mets the shot used I believe that that I think that's the movie rule of somebody gets hurt you're supposed to use the take. A generally, if somebody gets hurt, it looks a lot less realistic. I wrote down the breakdown of each of the three main characters fights. So like Ray Jackson's for spike cubs. The Guy Ahead that guy believes out of his nose I think he's done Chong lease frostbite not blow choke guy. Wave. Club to the head kills Guy Break Dukes just consciously guy waves his hand him and then he passes out I was Easter I was never sure when Chunlai was killing. Yeah..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"He's got the fish grab while he's blind like who made a very good job setting up that he can do these things right? Because he's a super king checkups. Yeah. That was actually my first question as far as medically accuracy goes. Cam John Claude van Damme. Really. Exist. Does exist. He's a real person. There was a movie that you tell you that. Movie that came out not too long ago I mean normally I don't do any research but I. Didn't do any this. Weird sort of self referential. It really good. It's totally worth watching where John Claude van Damme plays John Claude van Damme who is also a secret spy basically like Birdman before Birdman. Dude returning to like his career in past and also finding some solace in it and doing a good job of it I mean it usually if you're interested in Van Damme that's moving worth watching also you should word it's great get. Thirty times and you could go back in time and watch it as a ten year old. This might be the most pleasantly surprised than by a movie Oh. Yeah. I was super ha I I had forgotten how much I enjoyed it. It's so formulaic whether it's also it's so what you want, right? Yeah. It's the kind of movie we need an. Environment if you have be L. C. Player, you can watch it like one point four speed and still get all the audio with add up and I've that's what I've been doing and it's even better. With the word accents and whatnot just call again IV Mitts like put the subtitles on it's great. I think that Tommy was so John Claude van Damme from the same planet. Yes her. The the accents are pretty close at this point in time to say yes, ERC. Yes. That's Tell. Was Not from Earth but. I hear what you're saying Johnny. Okay so Moving. Along though. What did you? Can someone like really get themselves in a position like that split leg bamboo thing I. Am I imagine with the right amount of training you can do a lot of stuff with your body. I mean that is circle lay in a nutshell. As. Van was kind of coming up in the accuracy. There was always this rumor that he had his like hip flexes cut so that he could do the splits easier. because. She doesn't so fast. Yeah. It's also like, no, you could just train and do it. You don't have to do something crazy. Clearly, he's a martial artist he takes care of himself in. It's it's super to think that you can't do that like I can't do it because I sit at a computer thirty hours a day. He can do that because he's paid to do that because he's been doing splits for four hours a day since he was you know. We watched him train. got pulled apart, bamboo. It's you can do it and just looks so painful. So terrible. About what his buddies name was, his buddies name was Jackson. The other American that? Yeah. Champions name over again. What was that Guy's name? Who is also the name of Co host? This podcast was Jan Johnson yes. It also it feels like if you're gonNA, choose Van Damme maybe don't make him American there's no rea-. They did bring up the that his parents you know came that his parents were immigrants who came from France to as as vintners. Sign..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"Producers and made a bunch of movies as the Martial arts consultant. But for this movie, what happened is that there's a guy who was caught breaking in to someone elses home. It turns out that person was a martial arts expert and in the process of training him. The other, the the martial art experts son dies, and so he becomes the surrogate son and then eventually get sent to go to this tournament but also he's in the military and to do the tournament he has to run. It sounds convoluted, right? Yeah. It. Wrong. It sounds like a story that somebody would have made up almost like taking it up as their pitching the story to Hollywood executive. Yes. But basically it's about a guy that goes to martial arts tournament and. It's also very nationalistic. So it's like, Hey, USA defeats the world. Yeah. You might say not Mari Racist no-holds-barred. Full contact martial arts to the death tournament that no one's ever heard of and yet there are reporters there and yeah. I have to be honest though it was significantly less racist than no-holds-barred i. I haven't seen the hope for a long time, but I did just do course liquor throw some Chinese food on the ground and the dog didn't eat it so. Also, this movie does have African warriors at up around the monkees. Decided not to address. Algorithm. It's pretty tough but I mean every touch back on the part where he goes invades his neighbor's house that training he did was just I don't know it seemed a little off this sitting training montage in this movie is like my most favorite training montage out of anything I think rocky gets all the credit. But this movie is the one where we like literally watch people do stuff and tried to figure out how to like how do we set that up so that we can do that same exact thing and be that cool like closing and then you're teaching wailing you with bamboo at. Virtual does the most important part of martial arts training is slow post, slow pose and finger position. Basically it's cutting. I have to. Be Honest. Like the first fifteen minutes of this movie also could event a Prequel to fifty shades of grey. Got, I think you watch the different version of fifty shades of grey. I. I. May have only you know read the magnetic. The back. Cover. There's the lead into things getting started is really really slow, and then there is the section in there where it is just cutting back and forth between DAB for so long in this. Weird. Weird away and and it has like it doesn't matter like guys go fight each other but right? Yeah. We don't need to know that he's doing this. For his his it's not sense I forget what the term that they use is. Because I don't know that he's really doing it because he wants to beat people up. Be, the task. I don't understand the purpose of that split like torture like the one where this there is so much foreshadowing in this movie it's amazing. He has got like the slates. He's got the tea party..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Hi Everybody - A Bad Medicine Podcast
"Night. With as once again, the discussed this John Van Damme's first real movie. Think no no, no one isn't Cyborg before this. I don't know. I were the first row one. I know that that definitely before this That's slightly analog boys you're hearing is Dr Winter with us once again to. To discuss this wonderful film I got we had to do this why it so good. I thought that was actually going to be for bullshit because it's come out that rate is it Ray Dukes? Always Franken branks dukes frank is an absolute liar about everything and it's great. It's such a weird thing to have like to have that come out because in my childhood this this was Gospel like this movie is based on a true story and there was no way to easily look look stuff up and so like this Guy Frank Dukes was against ultimate furthest thing and basically made up the entire and of course we took it as Gospel because this was the movie of My childhood, the amount of time. I have done like flow posing with finger like weird finger nighthawks you back with like just like. The amount of times I. Have stood there and like flex by needs about to kick somebody is if a lot, it's a crazy amount does it does explain your obsessing doing the splits on the timing punching guys. Look at me do the split by say that a lot. Too for those of you who haven't seen this movie If if you want an introduction to adjust read like the the instruction manual, the Bordeaux Combat. Yeah basically like Johnny Cage's based making fun this yeah yeah. Underground fight club. And sometimes people die. But the reason why I picked this movie looks too. But one of the big ones it's finally a movie that addresses my biggest complaint about every movie. Is that there's not enough blood because and this will be. Blood. In the title there's also enough sport. Wait you're talking no holds barred would not have enough sport. No no holds barred had the exact right amount of sport for a movie about wrestling in the eighties..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on RPG Lessons Learned
"We're GONNA listen to the audience but it's this is right up. Rally alright an example of an action movie that has action sequences that are really embedded into the plot and interesting and another very similar action movie the action sequences can be excised from the overall film and shown by themselves to as much effect because they they're just totally separate their story in his action. You Ready Jean Claude van Damme bloodsport. Oh yes and John Claude van Damme the quest. I don't know that I've ever watched the quest. Okay well this to you so in blood sport the action action sequences are long. Yes and there are some movies off. I came later. The quest is basically a retelling. The same story is invited into this tournament Dukes. He's not Franks. It's nineteen thirties and seven nineteen eighty basically the twenty I can't remember now but anyway he's invited to the tournament and a mysterious place in Asia and he goes there and there's all these people these different martial arts backgrounds unlike blood sport which used some montages urges to move the tournament along in the movie the quest they show every single fight in the bracket tournament in its entirety as its own scene. I want to watch this but it's terrible. It's terrible because this unbelie right now the you're taking the wrong lesson from this so in the quest there's the story and then there's the action and they're both good but they don't meet they don't they don't contribute to one another then in blood sport there story and there's action and they work together in highlander the first highlander movie their story and there's action action and it works together. You know what I'm saying. Yes I haven't achieved that yet and it's quite a difficult thing Brian as GM to put your ap out there because because I feel judged by every other real gm who listens and every armchair GM who listens who's judging every moment of every game where they could have done something better. That's that's a tough thing to put out there but I'm confident enough and where I am with my players and my games that I'm willing to do that that and I'm willing to deal with that. You know I don't mean exposure like fame because obviously you know. Dozens of people listen every week if we're lucky but I mean exposure in terms of like letting this piece of myself like showing my hobby and how good or bad I am at it to the world. I'm comfortable with that if people can take anything away from an even if it's what not to do so I wanted I maybe not in this game but in the past you have absolutely absolutely blended the narrative with with combat. There are times when that has absolutely happened. I'm thinking back to the the game where Mike's character turned on us and that was totally you know driving the story through combat. I mean there are other instances and you know that I mean that so but that's a challenge because that requires you know play between multiple people. I mean mean yeah you can set it up but everybody else has to to play into it and you know not wiping in the process in to do the quest on Amazon has one hundred four reviews and it's four and a half stars so I maybe it's not terrible. I think it's watchable but I think when you watch it you'll see I mean about how there's good store. While there's there's okay story and there's excellent fighting and the two were so separate there so arm's length from one another from one another that I don't think it's as cohesive as it could be okay as long as it's Kinda like watching like you know. UFC One one through ten but would junk Claude van Damme. I'll be happy we we'll have to do a follow up on you. Having watched the quest okay and my memory three of it I will watch that here in a couple of weeks Diab Lori. Let's talk the for just a second so that the guys finally found out what Diab Lori is and in those luck roles that I had been asking them for were finally explained the highlander mechanic the highlander mechanic yes exactly so in highlander you know the the to mortals adults fight and whoever wins gets the power of the other immortal. That's exactly what I've been doing with Diablo. We had a brief conversation right this some episodes ago they have finally learned in the game world it all those luck roles they've been making were whether or not a mock avian was around to read their aura and detect their diab blurry and they have made all those luck roles so that's finally revealed to the players and in the next episode we're going to cover the session session recap because this that we listened to was the last piece of action from the physical session two and the next episode. We'll listen to the players recap of physical session to in. NC What they will they took away from it but spoiler spoiler ahead in the next episode Chris and Nathan both make some guesses about the Meta plot and the guesses aren't far off so more next week. Thank you for listening people. Call Them post-mortems the Irish appraisals reviews retrospectives. We call them lessons learned and we're sharing ours with you..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on Shut Up I Love It
"Yeah that's his uniform but if this was a movie mortal combat I think you could easily stick to the character tropes but then it's just a tournament movie like we've seen a tournament. I love a good tournament movie and in a way. I wish this was one right. It's baked into the premise of mortal combat combat like you would think if you're going okay this tournament movie. I think they were trying to do something a little bigger and different and I think that's why it might still a bad trim streeter movie. It's a better action movie than would just be a tournament movie especially. If we had streetfighter the tournament movie and then mortal combat combat. I think those two would always be connected. One would look worse and be worse be regarded worse but instead. We get this really fun like basically you like spy action movie. I have never played the video game but I'm told my research tells me that mostly. It's just fighting right the video one on one fighting fighting you progress you fight. Bison Yeah Yeah you're moving across the globe right Joe. You're fighting countries. That's why is the reason why the guile thing is so weird is just because it is about fighters from countries like specific countries so you can't change their countries. Ken from he's American Oguz Americans yeah like ones east coast ones West still I think both Ken and Reo are American can described as American con artists but they only con criminals. That's the important thing about them. is they're bad they're Robin Hoods and away and the concept that they're pulling at the beginning of the movie is they're. They're claiming to sell weapons to SA- got but instead they sold him NERF guns. Actually this is where the law because because all of a sudden I was presented instead of Jean Claude van Damme whose characteristics himself I was presented with two characters who lacked charisma cameron and like especially the white dude. He was sick for a lot of the production doing it shows in some key scenes where he just looks bad knows. It just doesn't look like a lead man that like I love the character of can I think he's so cool so just because this film. It's not a tournament film but there's Loonier plot that we're following and that was something invented for the film doesn't mean that it was comprehensible to me. I had to turn a lot to wikipedia tissue late regroup and be like so that was happening in the film. I felt like a lot of storytelling was still very messy for me to follow along. Do you think it's for the lack of my knowledge of the video game or I don't think it would be lack of knowledge of video game because the movie doesn't fall video game. It is a little bit weird like when the the second act break is him faking his own death so that they can do their spy mission with cannon Rio but that's a weird because your characters dying you now now and your main character being an ensemble film it passes it to Kenan Review at that point yet. Who is the main character. That's the problem is like the kind of lack lack of main characters in it being Jean Claude van Damme. Maybe if that wasn't John Cod van Damme there would be less like junk van empty dude his supposed to not die I twenty five minutes into the movie and even though he's faking his own death you're still like your plan as the hero is to fake your own death and not do anything for half of the Second Act. You're the person that m bison wants to he. You are kind of the driving force for the villain in a way and you've picked out and it just active lead character. I mean all of a sudden he disappears for awhile magic. Show and you make this plan with Guile to make it look like they've killed him so they get kind of brought into cigarettes crew and Scott and Bison making weapons deal and Chun Li's. They're undercover as an acrobat performance that everybody everybody loves. We've learned by this point that Chun. Li is not just a news reporter. She is a martial artist. Yes trained in the martial arts of three continents to get revenge on him bison so she's there for that reason as well which she never really get man. It's so disappointing because has she almost takes him out. Yeah she almost takes down by Senate like the forty five fifty minute mark of the movie and then she never gets too good. She's just fighting. Anonymous bag is the big fighting and she's not even doing that much of that. Everybody gets pretty full arc work and get some sort of retribution to something they've done in the past except for her. She gets her shot and then it's it's like Oh gyles GonNa kill 'em bison now and the reason that she doesn't get it is because her friends are outside yelling her name and she gets distract yeah. That's the at one point. I don't really like I wish. She got more of her bangs. If you do hair bangs go all the way covered the forehead. Don't just the three little hair of some kind yes she gets. I would say the most like emotional impact out of anyone in the movie movie right like she has a whole monologue to m bison about how he killed her father. Which is where you get that great line from Julia about how the day advice I M Bison visited your village was the most important day in your life but for him bison it was a Tuesday and then like it. Just doesn't get anything anything else to do for the rest of the movie. Yeah that's definitely a bad thing and guile yeah guile and Bison has your friend and you're the hero but who cares we'll I expected some love connection and chemistry at the end and there's just this awkward moment of them standing next to each other well. It's weird because like Cami Cami obviously has feelings for him but then he's just like whatever like except with Chun Li like it's just a weird moment at the end. Wait wait. Don't give them the chance at two girls and then having choose and just because you're really having sex with Kylie Minogue. We don't need to see that in the movie and what he says to Chun Li is that he will let her interview him as long as she wears the dress that m bison has made her winner was a different era a- all the men in the movie are kind of salivating over her can gets drawn into a trap because he's got the hots for because he thinks he can hook up with a UH. Uh after her magic show and Bison also clearly puts her in this dress for a reason that scene was supposed to be a lot darker for me like he's. He's trying to take advantage of her sexual. I think like he invites nine invites. A he forced her into his room and all of a sudden we see the digits like chatting being as they're like changing to different outfits. There's like little. Chad hats grade seen though and notice how the costume is for everybody. It's like some sort of shackle or piece of shame they put on which is the reason why they later fight in the Games. You know you can see the games in a different light because because you know what they're wearing isn't necessarily symbol of pride. It's the symbol of the darkest day of their lives that now they fight harder for That's not a real real thing I just said but you know you can take it that way when you can have your own head cannon right yeah when I play the Games I think about that now because of this movie that is in a way the cannon to street fighter is Kaneria Skis aren't from their master their from when they joined the evil organization Sasha. Did you know anything about movie you watched. It was like a brand new expand new experience. I mean my only connection is Jean Claude van Damme. I and I don't actually remember any of his films growing up but I remember him being look an icon in Russia when I was growing up and people were obsessed with him and his it looks and there was even a pop song that went something Guy Singing Jean Claude van Damme. I won't gave her to you. Oh man like girlfriend fell in love with John. Song by watching films and so now he cannot connect with his girlfriend yeah well because she's so in love with John but he's not just going to give up without a fight. How goes you'RE GONNA fight. Someone probably not Zhang Van Damme primarily. No these muscles a pretty pretty intense. He definitely worked out. You know people like to make fun of him because he's been in some cheesy films and he's kind of you know been coked out in his past but he's a legit guy. I I love so many of his movies. This one's pretty high up there as far as his movies. I don't know if it features him the best not as much of a Jean Claude van Damme movie despite the name being above the time yeah if feels like it is but then it really isn't saw react them Joe to the fact that he is sounds like Tommy was from the room and I mean it like they sound exact same makes me feel like maybe Tommy is from Belgium or time. He was so inspired by hi Jean Claude that who wasn't self sound examined. Tommy is like a workout freak correct right. He's got those freaky muscles. I think there's some sort of conspiracy there sure it's wrong but they're so yeah. He's cadences so off. Everything sounds very over pronounced when jean-claude speaks how you connect with him despite that I feel like to me that's just a Jean Claude van Damme movie like he's never spoken well L. in any movie from that period is a part of his can heal maybe in a way but at the same way Arnold Schwarzenegger's voices like it's Kinda the total package it's everything everything together and for me as a fan of his movies growing up. That's just Kinda what I came to expect so it didn't stick out to me on the level of it being being compared to the video game everything about it pisses me off so when I do think about it as a chance and making a street fighter movie it shits the bed so badly and it makes me mad to think about who can enroll you are and what story they decide to tell but when I think about it that way really he speaks with an accent you can say that he owns it but but then there's so many cuddle ways in every single speech that he makes and a lot of times you don't even know he's talking because they've been using different takes can even handle Alec speaking as an actor because aren't he would own his lines and John God if he feels always a key stumbles over the words..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on GamesMyMomFound
"It's like JEAN CLAUDE van Damme versus like these Nazi satanists. I think the enemy that annoy me the most in this game is the spectre, the visible geese. I would hear them actually played this game with sound, you know, you know, it really knowing the hell out of the skulls law souls. Yeah. Those things are pain of ads. They're easy, very easy, anything's very. Varies. Or the hell like I think that so or when we get trapped in a few areas with the with the, the barons, a hell they fucking murder you size of with. I've decided cyber demon with my fist before not very easy. How to make fun of Mike. Well the whole games very easy, very easy. But I forgot we played stalker on novice at we all got our asses kicked Johnston. Very good. Like even looking back to stalker that games amazing His that suck met, you. you know it's stuck with it's in your head now. All right. I'm not a big fan for shooters. I'm realizing especially not you all you never really have been. Now was an endless game just kind of, you know, set cemented that, that I really I don't like I didn't enjoy doing that much. I played through it ahead, a couple of one parts, but mainly I've just like I just wanna get over with. I didn't. Ahead. My view on FTSE's of always been, like, I don't think most people played for the story. So when it's injected a bit too much as it gets old retail, and I think doom gets it. Right. I think I was definitely the case of like ninety two thousands. I think now like there's a lot of first person shooters, I play now specifically because I love the story like metro I love metro game play by the stories. Also. Really good. That's kinda like one of the higher tier first person shooters, I would never play like I would never get like the new call of duty 'cause I just need to know what happens to price. I think he's storyline. But whatever. Just my sense. That's where we go on the show. Doom is my favorite part of any first-person shooter because every first person shooter any good one, I think it has that moment where it's like it, it presents us overpowered all of a sudden, and you're just mowing down at AMIS left and right. Like I love that Eddie gate where it's like a hordes of enemies are coming at us. Not stop Sam that game that Syria was all about that. Yours Molin downs. I never play that either. You should have owned it multiple times in different councils. Never gotten. You were never played it happens in every metro has that just like you're on a mini gun, and there's just nothing but soldiers mutants coming at you. And it's all doom is do is just you're one guy with a shitload of ammo. And there's a shitload of demons in front of you deal with it. Pretty much even on very easy may do a lot enemies at you. But I saw videos of the other difficulties in. Yeah, you get so much shift thrown at you. You just can't. Scurrying never used a rocket launcher this game. Because I don't like things that hurt me. That's difficulty was called. Don't hurt me. I think it is very easy. Call. Don't hurt me. I'm gonna write that down. That's definitely going on a short. Don't let me only. John, Mike is a doom guy. For shirt we're making or you're making. Right. Shouldn't say week because I'm not doing anything but, you know, you're delegating yet. You're coming up coats. Okay. What was everyone's favorite weapon? My I'm over. My favorite was the plasma gun that would've called. Right. I love that fucking thing. That was my favorite gonna get once I got that Amel. I'm happy. Happy shoot everything. That's why second favorite I still gotta go with the shock on though. It just feel so good. Even now even today, complete feel so good completed shotgun for me. Yeah, it's a really good gun. Once I get the shotgun like that. I don't really care to use much else. Some running low on the ammo. It's gonna be the shotgun. But I think. Thank the, the follow up is the BF. Gee, I don't care for the. Again, hurts me. Well. You can't talk about doing without mentioning the G, though on it. Yeah. I never I bear. Okay. And. Friendly giant for the show. I did. In the end of doom. And the end of episode four I said, fuck it and put on the input on the fucking finished last few missions, because I walked up in a wanna say mission eight or mission seven I fucked up in save midway. I didn't have enough health to run. The lava pit too good in the portal. That was fighting the cyber demon at the end nothing I could do. And I'm like, well, not starting his whole episode over again. So God mode. Here we go Gosling. Gee knowns as, as a kid, I use the hell out of Godmen tell you don't like Duma sub and such a way that if you cheat it's like yeah. That's still the point of the game. It's just kill everything. Yeah. You don't really feel like you're cheating, and do because. Fuck you Satan, that's. There's no jumping in this game, which I know is not free game plan. If you're playing with Mogae there's a friend who who actually got his he was able to convince his grandmother to buy in this game. It's very like religious traditionalists and because because he was killing hell monsters. So he's like, no, grandma. It's okay because I'm fighting the forces of Satan is like I'm doing the Lord's work. Yeah. That's essentially what he did. Okay bought them. Do the power of Christ compels. You. As as playing this game now and twenty nineteen it's still a little I mean didn't bother me but it's still kinda gory, especially think about ninety three. I'm your fricken pixie into games in the face. I'm shoot the shock plot everywhere you feel. I just mentioned, butterfly wins the like. It's always weird about Gordon video game. So like looking at fallout. Like follow up three new Vegas. Those are incredibly bloody games like you get bloody massive people just explode. But it's just kind of like funny because it's like completely unrealistic, and whatever reason doom is just like it feels way more gory than most any other game. I played I don't know why that is. And even then the blood is very minimal on the game, unless something like crumbles like Melton pile like you see more. But otherwise, it's pretty minimal. I don't know why just he'll so like gory. To me. I don't know if it's like the two D aspect where it's very, it's very violent. Yeah, is it episode three or to start seeing dead bodies hanging from the ceiling skeletons and skulls everywhere. He has bad. All on the, you know them pay, you know, stuff like that. Dame. I can think of that makes me feel like my gut wrenching gore in boys, like tomb, raider, like the new rain, even day. Even they are, like mostly, like, implying, blood and glory. Really brutal saints like so doom. It just feels super gory. Shoot the enemy the little their detonation, which is like two different frames. And what is just exploding into blood and guts? Oh, I should actually mention that speaking of frames. I played John Romero's single. Okay. How was that? I wanted I'll hoping someone would play it. I forgot it was it was actually really awesome. I enjoyed it a lot and kind like in high in the animation of doom. Like when you're reloading, or whatever, or the shotgun shoots, like it has, like there's two or three frames were kinda shows that it moved or the actually reloading or whatever and Sigillino, it actually has an frames to where it looks like it's actually moving like three. It's really bad ass. Essentially episode five of the first doom right now. Like ultimate doom. Basically, it's it's in between doom one and doomed to because at the end of doom one you go into a portal to earth to protect it from the demons, and then in, in Sigillino every rights that where a like bear of hell or something, some guy, probably the devil grow. Yeah, girl. He closes that portal. And he says you Ernest canonical Dave Grohl now. And so it's actually in between morning. Do two is where the story takes place, academia, get back cut that out. Out avenue back in the day of doom when I was trying to say like a normal human being. It was a recalled wads, which I always, always funny. Yeah. So it's, it's sizzle generators Joel is not technically a game. It's a megawatt. Where's all the data? Yeah. Learn new things show. Yeah, yeah. It's like little acronym, for it is a funny releasing Awad for doom. And we haven't mentioned the dumbest boss this entire game or entire any any any any game of the show. Let's say. I know. But later mastermind, I don't like not like that thing, you know, the that boss always felt so unfitting like why couldn't the cyber doom and be the last one. I it feels a sport fit and that would have been cool. The foreign. Should have been literally Satan work too, but no, it's a giant looks like mother brain got a hold of the thing from the first fallout game and gave lake to it. And sitting there trying to Easter you know what it is. It's literally, the end of the it's TV show back in the nineties. Two. It's literally the end of that of the original attached to it. Yeah, it would have been a very different movie. If the Gatling guns, arguably battery acid is spider mastermind. I actually went seeing chapter wanna see out sitting when I would see some with some friends, it was a random group of girls say, nice to me, and I was all ready? Very in love with the second. I saw because the girl walked in with a bomber jacket with every slasher villain on it. I was like that is awesome. It's so cool at like, at it had head like, Jason voorhees and FREDDY. And it was like a little ashville LIAM's on the bag. Oh man. Shik one a day, I was like you're so cool. And while we were watching movies, she just can't like she just kept whispering lines of the original much. Yes. It you. Slimy. Mary may. All right. Maybe something else came my mind. And my wife just got a tattoo of Jason voorhees, Freddie think it on her arm. It's not finish it. But yeah. Okay. Very mike. Already married. Honestly calling. Oh, what's the actor's name? I kept forgetting guy plays as CJ. There's a few. Yeah. Last name, but singer. Yes. CJ whatever. CJ Graham CJ Graham was there. He had a booth directly next to Alice Cooper. And you get a photo so bad, that I didn't get the photo op with both. Get a phone with Alice Cooper, and CJ Graham and yeah, I talked to Alice Cooper and CJ. They're both very nice dudes CJ granted part six right? Yes. Yes, my favorite. All right. I've never seen any of those either out, God, what we have to rectify that what other Friday thirteenth movies how, you know, looking back, I don't understand because I know you know, your mom had all those movies, why was I was terrified of horror movies for a long time. Are you still that same way this way? When my wife wanted to go see you the nun came out, we were up in Duluth r- are aaniversary. We didn't go see nugget. I'm like, nah, I'm good. I don't want you jump sire. On fourteen. Those are like slash ads there. Yeah. There's early horror. It is fun. Yeah. It's just fun. You just go. Does Your your life. movies aren't meant to scary. It's this. Scare me. Young young people have sex, then get killed for it. That's which we need to want somebody to watch all the Friday, the thirteenth and then Jason X so that the best joke in the entire series can really come to. I love Jason extra that one scene that everybody likes those movies should know about where he's a in the like, hollow holler chamber. Yeah. It's like Jason dream comes through. Talking about sleeping Meg part. Yeah. Let's have premarital sex do drugs. Hard cut to him beating them to death against the treats the funniest comedy show. I love that, man. That was part of the entire movie. Joke in the entire series. I seen the movie that's the only okay did see that movie. That's the only Friday thirteen movie. I see. But I don't think I really Friday thirteen. A love story..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on 850 WFTL
"I know really. What have you had an opportunity? I haven't. And I don't think I'd want to the break dance contest in my hometown. In one thousand nine hundred forty one. Thirty forty years. I actually was the originator of break dancing. Oh, did not know that it wasn't there. Wasn't there some break dance movie? And then the subtitle was electric Bigalow? Yes. Snake into? Break in break into. These days because it's not PC is it you can't say eligible Gulu little take. We just did. We say something that's not PC on this program. So yeah. As long as it's like, non gender thing tenure, I gotta be honest with you. I thought it was a pretty good movie at the time was nineteen Eighty-nine earlier than eighty five or eighty six get outta here. Really did y'all in the first break in when they're dancing at the beach Claude. In the crowd wasn't really. Yeah. Because he was signed by that movie company. And I guess were just kind of like trying to get him out there. Let me ask you. This has anybody ever asked John Claude van Damme with the whole thing is on his forehead. Have you guys ever noticed? It's almost like shaped like a golf ball. There's like a like a bump on one side of his forehead. Yeah. Needs to ask me what the hell happened. Check that out. Now, I don't really look Vandamme. So I can tell you you've never seen John Claude van Damme. I have I've never noticed the bump on his forehead. I can't remember who said this. But they there's some guy some comedians, amac or somebody said that one of the best pickup lines ever use with John Claude van Damme. You look good. You say the us that maybe no I didn't. But they. From. I think I mean, I think it was in a movie, but I feel like he was too upset just started laughing. But now the guy's got a bump on his head. He's got like a lump. But I love the kickboxing somebody smacking the head on what happened. But it's still there even in his fifties wrote a reason now so so there you go a little little JEAN CLAUDE van Damme and electric blue reference to start the start the program out today. One thing that they all have in common Kerry. What's this segue? You're gonna love this cigarettes. Yeah. To be in great shape. Okay. Okay. I gotcha. Gotcha. Being in the good shape. And it turns out there's something I did not know this thing because I'm smart enough. And you would agree. Yes. True. I didn't realize this was a thing. But it turns out. There's something called Jim Tim Dacian going on Jim's today in the United States of America, the same as it only hears it everywhere, I think it was just here, Jim Tim nation. Now, I I'll be honest with you. I just think this is the further feminizing of America, you'll being feminine as long as are women, and even the occasional effeminate, man, whatever. But the whole idea that you've got to get rid of talks talks masculinity..
"jean claude van damme" Discussed on WGN Radio
"Baking since nineteen sixty seven one of the biggest challenges he's faced low carb. Doe requests during the height of the Atkins diet craze. Dr. That's a nickname right there. How about this plenty of famous people got their start making a making and delivering pizzas Stephen Baldwin and Bill Murray. Both worked at pizza restaurants. Bill Murray would that had to be here. Right. Yeah. You'd imagine. Do we know where Bill Murray work does anybody know what pizza place Bill Murray worked? So yeah, they'd had to be here in town. And John Claude van Damme used deliver pizza. Hey, can I just say? Whoever came up with the idea. To have JEAN CLAUDE van Damme in these tostitos commercials. Should be given a promotion and a raise. 'cause those commercials are awesome. John called like the la- somebody in a meeting going. We need we need a spokesperson for tostitos. And some dude just goes about John Claude van Damme. No, man. Are you an idiot? Why because he's John Claude van Damme. I wonder if he delivered the pizzas doing the splits. Did you know that do, you know, the story of how John Claude van Damme got his first movie? Now, he he he walked into Golden Globes. His office, of course, going Globus cannon films. Responsible for some of the worst movies of all time be movies and action movies and horror, movies and stuff. The you know, if you saw the canon logo, but for a while, though, they were doing some interesting stuff there are actually distributing foreign movies and doing some anyway. So van Damme comes in, and he you know, he comes into the into. I don't know if it was Menachem Golan's officer a Representative or something he comes in. He walks in. He's got a bag with him. You know, and and he sits down, and he says, I think you should make movie with me. And like really, you think you think? Yeah. He goes he has you should make a movie with me. Jean CLAUDE van Damme. And so they're like why he's as well because of this. So it takes two chairs. Okay. And he separates them. And then he puts one leg on one chair one leg on the chair. And then he does the splits in bounces up and down between the chairs doing the splits. And then he takes a brick out of the bag brought in and smashes it over his head. And he got a contract. They were like, okay, we'll do bloodsport and then bloodsport turn out to be one of the greatest movies ever made. But that's how van Damme. God it maybe he went into the office of toast Tito's. And when you should make a commercial with me Zhong Vandamme why because of this and then he did the splits while eating tostitos. That's probably that's what I picture. That's how I picture the that's how I like to think it happened. The only pizza themed superhero movie to date is called pizza, man. It was released in two thousand eleven film stars Frankie Muniz as a pizza delivery guy who acquires superpowers from eating genetically modified tomato. Dan. Can you look up pizza man on the IMDB who else is in that? Besides Frankie Muniz like directed. It. The pizza delivery guy gets superpowers from eating genetically modified tomato. That sounds like must see. That's streaming on Netflix. Looks like diamond Dallas paid all God Dallas page. All right. Shelley long of man. Oh, man. Corbin Bernsen, Michael gross. Are you kidding me? Wow. We have a director director of is Joe Eckhart. No don't know. Well, there you go pizza man all star cast right there. Is the is the poster art ridiculous? It it is like a city skyline and he's towering above it. Standing out of what appears to be building made out of pizza boxes. Okay. Well, there you go everybody. It's the only pizza themed superhero movie tagline, he's taking a slice out of crime. He's saying a slice out of crime. That's really good. All right. Pizza played a role in helping police catch an alleged serial killer known as the grim sleeper in two thousand ten went undercover. Officer took a DNA sample from a slice of pizza. The killer had been snacking on at a family birthday party. Wow. All right. Pizza has also helped prevent several crimes in two thousand eight. When a pizza deliveryman in Florida was confronted by robbers. He threw the hot pizza. He was delivering at them. And then escaped harm. In two thousand and one Pizza Hut. Delivered a six inch salami pizza to the international space station. The first pizza delivered space. Six inch who the hell's that gonna feed? What did you not care about the people at the international space station? Do you want them to be in space and hungry? Six inch. That's not gonna feed anybody. And it's a salami pizza. You couldn't even get pepperoni. And then a little over a decade later in two thousand thirteen a group of NASA funded scientists invented a three D printer that could cook pizza and just seventy seconds. Literally spraying on flavor, smell and micro nutrients. Oh that sounds tasty. That sounds real appetizing. But at least it's bigger than six inches. Well, that's going to end up on the show next week. The US military lab recently, invented a ready to eat pizza that can last for up to three years. The pizzas intended for soldiers abroad who are creating a slice and presumably for anyone prepping for the zombie apocalypse, hold on a minute. Wait. Now our? Our?.
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"Out of body. Like he took he took two steps. S James harden. The third step is almost the assist from the rats now. That's a good call. Yeah. It's a very good call is it more selfish to have a bunch of assists. Because I actually think that the rockets this is proving that they're finally becoming a good team to the fact that he is not getting any. He's not getting assisted on any of his baskets. And no one's complaining about it. True. Chris Paul's hurt right yet. I just assume. Yeah, he's hurt. He actually. If you could just always assume, this is this is super impressive. I hope he I hope he does two more games without getting any any buck over fifty seven points. Yeah. Which is a very weird cutoff. That means. He scored fifty seven at one of those two games. Yes. I k when people stats, it's the worst. Who does that also quick update? If you saw this your man's, Michael Jordan. Yeah. Weeded out that he was the goat today. Yeah. I mean, whoever runs his accounted. Yeah. You don't think Michael Jordan runs? There. What would you actually say if you had to bet your life on it that Michael Tournus Twitter on his phone? I think he does go away. I think he has your life on that come on PF t I think he has had twitch which phone which phone that's got one for every bookie. There's no way that Michael Jordan has has logged onto Twitter ever. And he definitely doesn't know what emoji is so had Twitter. No. It's someone runs the jump man. Twenty-three account. Yeah. That's not him. No. It's not him. Definitely. It's not him. What's great in life is if you become super super successful at anything, you never have to learn anything else passed that point. Yep. You don't have to worry about technology or new inventions. You can just be like, I don't need that shit. Right. I'm better than I'm better than science. Right. That's that's something that we should all strive for JEAN CLAUDE van Damme theory. He got so smart that he just beat all science in in what life John Claude van Damme. Yeah. Okay. Speaks like fifteen different languages. No shit. Yeah. And he's Frank tooks, splits sport. That's nice. Yeah. So violence is the universal language again. Stands that exact white. Well, I don't know if he speaks how many stat boy. That was. How many languages John Claude van Damme speak, please be more than two. Well, I assume that anybody from he's Europe weird. Yeah. Where it's like you just sell everything from around you can't count Belgian and French is two different. Yes. You can I well, I just want to say I just noticed that I've been very mean to Hank over the last like three shows and I'd like to I'd like to. I'd like to apologize, but I'm not going to. Okay. Well, hey looks at up. We'll do a little perspective PF t you have some perspective to have some perspective. So can speak both, French and Dutch to in English. That's three come on in violent lambing away, me and four. He's got a few more. And love very smart RAV got. He's got a PHD from anywhere. He can understand Spanish because he had to spend counts. Speak the language properly. Five just never heard him uses like a marker of intelligence, but I I believe you if John cod Vandamme he might not have a PHD. We'll know he any knows a shitload of karate. So yeah, he's learned he's pretty he probably does know some Korean if he knows taekwondo. Yup. Right. We we twenty twenty noes tie. We twi. He speaks Brazilian. If you really get ima may, you know Brazilian. Yeah. And he's been married like six times. So he speaks the language of adultery. Breaking up married. Whoa. He was married. Oh, now, here's rears really, John. Call vindamme, deep dive ready for this. He was married to this woman called Gladys named. I don't I say called Gladys port Portugeuse Portuguese eighteen ninety seven to nineteen eighty seven to nine hundred ninety two and then. Divorced and then remarried ninety nine to present. Oh, I like that. Yeah. So. Yeah. The eternal flame put this in the memory machine..
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