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73: Our Bizarro Double Date with Jason Momoa and Selena Gomez

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00:00 sec | 11 months ago

73: Our Bizarro Double Date with Jason Momoa and Selena Gomez

"Hey guys it's Rachel Hollis and I'm here with my friend. Trent Shelton was originally. How you doing? I'm living the dream man. We you tell listeners why we're hanging out together right now. We're hanging out because we're launching my new podcast straight up and I'm super excited so rad. If you guys are not already familiar they were threat. He has millions and millions of fans all around the globe who come to him for a very unique style of coaching. Yeah we're unique straight. The point is really as I can put it straight from the heart and breaking through those negative mindsets breaking through of what's holding you back in people's lives and long form love that so if you guys want to hear more you're already listening on podcast platform go subscribe to straight up with Trent Shelton. Let's go let's get it. It's the morning show that no one. Yeah no no one is talking about. I stayed no one is talking about but if they did they probably the best way to start art on game. This is how you look like a lion and the getty I look. I mean getting ready to chase him. That's the only Tony though. I look like a like one of our founding fathers had a rough night. That's what I look like. Thomas Jefferson sexy son of a gun. He had a really hard time time in France and then he came back with the morning. You've stumbled into the dumpster fire. That is not a five star today morning extravaganza burning hot enough to be a fire. It's like we tried to start a fire. We didn't start the fire. He didn't start the FI. Always always burning. If you could even get through three stanzas of that Song. You'd be a champion yeah. I agree that feels like a good so so many things. I'm eleven a mind over matter. It a little bit today. You're having a mind over matter. You look way better than you looked yesterday and I appreciate the way you look today but I'm just saying you look way better than yesterday. Sure yesterday you. I thought you weren't GonNa make it. I have been very sick for about a week if you guys turned into. QVC Or you saw my instagram stories. That took an act of God and every one of you who prayed for less up I was so sick I came home from. QVC An ice leapt basically for twenty four hours. I cannot believe how much subs yesterday. And you call me in the office yesterday. I said Hey I got a call you right back I call right back. I didn't hear from you for like three hour. I just slapped left and that is all right now and I would probably be doing that again today except that today is coach. Jean Day Coaching Day. AM season hype man. He's going to be coaching with me. I'm ready bring that Ankara pumped myself up. And yes. Someone is standing by I to give me a blowout because this you can't bring this hair you can. What is the people? Listen to you as if this is is your hair. I've been working on my you happen working on even doing a real good job thank you yes someone lashes arm point thank you thank you. I don't feel good but like I can blink like a young deer in a Disney movie. Thought I mean yes I do like what was the name used your lashes ashes. At least you're lashing remember at the end when Bambi meets like a girl dear no her name fawn email someone else drop drop of Golden Sun was GonNa have me. I call my how it makes. Your hair looks smitten brady pulling thread eastern great a long way to run saleen yes. It's that that will bring us back to dove Dodo. who stay lead? She's the deer. She's the girl that Bambi Drop of Golden Sun. I Name I call myself a all along the way to sleep. I can't handle Larry. Now so I'm needle pulling thread. Said please stop please. I'm annoyed Loyd and you're the only one though no this is. This is what I believe in coaching today. By the way at some point in the middle of one of the most serious points that you're trying to land yeah please don't noodle-pulling now. Okay Stop Stop it okay. Just stop what are we talking about. Today you're GONNA have to lead out on that. I can't tell you what this week Stevens are. y'All talked for two days as on this morning. Extravaganza I worked through it and then I slept through the going doing. QBC being on for twenty four hours. It's crazy it's unnatural. It's not it's not okay. I was excited about the The midnight show. I was most nervous about the midnight show I felt like the hardest. The hardest lives have been nicer than waking up to go on in the morning. Those are the hardest ones. I was really impressed. Yeah I was really really impressed. It was so hard visibly the rap on it. I can try and preach on something persistence as in like persistence. Look about you have persisted assisted through this week. Forget your real time systems. Just be just sit here and everyone look at the face It's only only a week till Christmas. You guys how many traits have been purchased straight my niece my witness. Yeah you know what. I don't get me singing. I said it regretted. We have not bought one present for our Chil- do not even bought one present for anybody. Nobody my sister sent me a note issue. She said Hey just so so you know the gifts arrive on this day. Whatever and I was like all right right right? Yeah yeah the gifts for your baby. One of which is my Godson. That's GonNa be there any minute. I we've done nothing. We did finally get lists though we got we got the. We're going to go in a supermarket sweep going on Christmas Eve. We're doing doing it. Did you ever watch supermarket sweep site. Dead of course is the best show ever never understood why they didn't just like hold an arm out and run through the island. Put it all in their car. I guess not just run through the aisle. It's strategic with the hands. The one with the hymns that is correct the Turkey the only thing I would do runs straight to the meat. I'll put my arm out only get five Aviv. That was the rule. There was a Max. There's five of any individual product who is the host of supermarket. Sweep hold on. I have no idea of the name was mark. They all named they were all named Maher. Did anyone did you talk about the trailer for tap gun because that healed pardon me goodness. I did at one point when Rachel was really struggling yesterday. Sent her the thing that is if you're in a valley today I've got a rope. Yes called walk through the valley. It's called the top gun gun. Maverick trailer I wish we could watch it right now whereas hold on all else no no no no no. You don't want to go after the Internet works. Just fine unkind. I am telling you if you need a pick me up in your hands a certain age though because the girls that we work with are going to have no idea what that you have to be a human being with emotions. Yeah no but if you saw the original then this is going to make you real happy. Yeah and if you were born yesterday and you have no idea who tom cruise is what jets. It's our it's still GonNa Light your heart on. Can you imagine not knowing who Tom Cruises. And so you don't know all about the weird crappies. Here's what I just like. WHO's this dashing? An older man here seems totally Norman. Fine here's what I thought. If you were to get the original cast of top gun together and then show like where are they now right. Porthole cruise looks basically like three or four years. Have gone by and every other actor literally every other actor in that movie I mean that is what the best plastic surgery can buy you if you think that is just as natural aid. No the thing is he and Rob Lowe R Cyborg sent back from the day Ed Rafting by six hundred one hundred percents empire facials and cryogenically freezing themselves. Here's the crazy. Is Their Volleyball Alibaba clip. No they replaced volleyball with football. But there is a shirtless minds awesome shirtless. What's that guy's name teller ten miles teller teller? Congratulations on your ABS. CIRQUE -gratulations ill. He started getting his absence. Shaping that drumming Weird Mustache must-have that to go away way. But also congratulations on your ABS. Honestly Roblo Kiana reeves and Tom Cruise like they have a time machine he is adrenal yeah. He's a gift to the yeah. The Internet exploded because he's actually dating a woman his own age. You're like what is he just. Looks like a nice normal art teacher. Sure you ever had in your entire any. No they sit around and like make pottery and like talk about Quantum Fareham. Oh like Wvu play rummy title they do your energy field field. You know you know if you're hanging out with Keanu he's talking about that right and power power. It has gotten better with age like if you all back. Paul read clueless Q.. But I think Paul writes gotten better better with it. I don't know what are we talking about today. This is what we're talking about. Oh you know it's true this is it tomorrow will be better on point today. I showed if you need some yell talking I. I will direct Monday and Tuesdays episodes of this fine program my neck muscles popping out for forty straight minutes of me shouting the Best Brad Pity ever was growing him crying by a rate Elliott's not in in in the river that ran through it but that was good who I forgot about him with that. Just remember remember the best he ever was fight club shirt off ready to fight. Yeah right yeah fight club fight club. I tip my girl Elf Mug to you Brad Pitt. Circa two thousand one good morning. Good Morning Brad Pitt. Britannia we get our day started. What was it legends of the fall or was it river runs through it now remember in the trailer where he liked tipped his hat in the water sprayed off of that? There's a little sequence strokes now he's like he starts shaking. His head grabs his eyes because tears are coming out and then the woman is over here and she's just like he's like no legends of legends. I love this and remembering men from the nineties. I could do this all day. It feels weird that you can. I could do this all day. Oscar the grouch. What oh sorry? I meant from the nineties. I don't know legends of the fall as what I got night. What are you GonNa do if you're wondering if I'm bringing it harder? Just I'm going to call your attention to my hair. I'm on the Internet right now with this. Where am I your behind the best of all my goodness that have things happening happening here? I'm doing I'm doing whatever I can do. There are some things you know in Hamilton. where it's like stay alive? That's me right now. Remember that part stale last last year the oils. There's not a drug or oil or prayer or an incantation than I am not using her. I love you all. I love all the DMZ. There's not one thing that you can throw at me that I'm not does not in my body right now fair right now. There is a steam machine pumping out all the essential oils L.'s. Into my life. Everything what were you saying. Some image Mark Wahlberg out. Yes I love Mark Wahlberg I do too something about Mark Wahlberg today. We're Cardi happen to be a millionaire a actor and also like somehow a working class citizen. I just own a car dealers Taylor. He's opening up a car dealership. SIODE's and you believe that you like God bless Marc like. Don't you think Mark Wahlberg is just like simultaneously creating business so that everybody everybody in the Walberg family has a job. One hundred miles believes that he's like someone cousin's cousin Ricky needs a job. Don't want any deal because he used to work as a car our dealership Wahlberg Chevrolet over Chevrolet. Here we go. Let's do it Marky mark and the funky bunch. a-list might be an exaggeration. You'RE NOT GONNA to give a list of Marcus Walberg. How dare use I judge based on how many people know who you are? Everyone knows who mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg before where he was in the. You know a list celebrities with means what it used to used to be like Now it's just like who knows you. Who knows you there are so few you? After he's gone. Yeah and then everybody else is like a point. One eight point two while like eight point. Seven Chris O'Donnell pointing out Chris. O'Donnell Chris O'Donnell for you is like wasn't he like a thing for you at some learn to your lands. Who saw circle of friends was many driver and Chris? O'Donnell Odonnell and you wanted to be like Irish in like what is a like. It's a week before. Christmas has many taking the rocks ice cream. I saw that he bought into an ice cream. I E Tequila us. He just like keep buying things sir. I'll yes I'll drink your voss water yes someone the other day we were at. QVC just trying to stay awake and someone asks. Who's your celebrity crush like? An I said obviously like basically the question was celebrity crush rush. You WanNa make out with if you make out with anybody okay. I'm that's what we're talking about. It was like two o'clock in the morning we're staying awake and mine was Jason Momoa Jason Momoa basically has this hair ads and inability to come under water and like he loves his wife. Yeah I'm making out with okay. Then someone said on my team member like Oh my gosh. The rocks aren't your choice and I was like I am not attracted to the rock. The Rodney overby. My best friend. He's going to call me his little sister. Dj We're not. I'm not attracted get. Don't get this twisted. Don't make this into something dirty. The it's not. He is going to be my friend maybe I don't know if they have another baby. Maybe we're the godparents that kind of relationship that I'm looking for from the rock. I don't WanNa smoke Chen I WANNA like I want him to send me tax me. Like hey says I know you're about to open your hosting the Oscars this year. That feels like a big thing for you. You just like praying for you from the front. I'd fight Jason Momoa but he beat me up. I don't WanNa fight him very attractive. No he's he's a handsome man and the thing is as I think are quite similar. Because they're buff but other than that's things. I actually think Jason and I would be good buddies. Jason be friends with any. I WANNA be angry about making out with him but I think now outlandish bond over plastic water by. How could we try and set up a recycling center over in dripping Springs Mad? He got it. What's his face because what to say how to plastic water water-bottle emotional shares Pratt Pratt? PROWSE way to stand up for your beliefs momoa cheese unbelievable long hair or short hair. That's a silly question at Alabama. What what kind of the long long hair and beard and necklaces and like leather risk bracelets? Now what's funny. Is that the people who I was with. They were all saying like who what their celebrity crush was and all of them like the celebrity crush looked like their person like their partner and I was like now. They the hat that you don't look anything. Like Selena Gomez. Yeah I know you WANNA switch. Selena Gomez is you want to save her body love. You get that that test brother finals middle school come on here do you think that. Selena Gomez and Jason Momoa would be good traveling companion like are they compatible because if the four of us are going on holiday together I wanNA make sure that they're not gonNA get into mere weird place. I don't want to go on a double date vacation with our celebrity crushes. And we're with a celebrity crush. Isn't that what happened. kind of weird alter university talking about never mind. Wow never mind which I wanted to make sure we weren't introducing using people that we're going to be. This is a weird one time scenario where you are single gallic. I've gone to heaven goodbye. And you find yourself alfred apart. I miss you. But they're Selena there Selena and she's GonNa like you know give you a smooth okay fine. That's the scenario. Not Like we're married read and we find them. You just became the scene. Dave's mind this just went to a very dark place. I was accepting Jason. This is part of our family. Love you have a yes. You're ready now. I love how God all right. Go give a car show sir. You are twenty eight degrees outside it in the car the car. She's like person I just. I don't know I was thinking about like. Oh I didn't didn't get Jason Anything for Christmas. 'cause you know that Jason and Lenny Kravitz. So Jason Momoa is married to Lenny Kravitz ex wife. Lisa Bonet these seem like the same you like. All three of those people are. But they're very close. Lenny and Jason are very close. Well that's are you're trying just trying to create them yeah. SISTER WIVES WAS SELENA. That's is not going to happen. I'm not taking on that mess. Merle I don't care wait till after I figure I want to believe and we tilt wait till you go fix our I can bring that we I go back to a place interesting. All of a sudden allows her to show my gosh net. You just have gotten a glimpse into every one that they did before me. He was just like what's broken about you. How can I be here? Salem name is splint. I'd like to apply myself to your broken wing and make you fly again. Oh Lordy beef assurance less blessed know. What Day is that We doing it's okay. It's not like we have to go through four hours coach. Let's go coach together doing life coaching with us today. I I just get ready hair. Your heart it's got to be the best of the year that's the level. I'm just I'm promising it. The best of the Aegis L. But Dana said over on facebook yes address address. Good call for sure. Here's the only thing. Here's the thing. My mom is married to someone who looks and sounds like yourselves through my mom's husband Longtime Steve Looks and his British British. Shall I get the easiest thing. But I'm like no can't reminds Steve Canterbury can't do it last won best one. You're darn tooting eater we go. You are darn right. Are you guys ready for Christmas or Hanukkah. I think is four days before Christmas. I'm ready for Cruz Ready. I'm not ready reading the bus feel bad. Who is ready ready totally ready for the holiday? You got all the things that you need. I asked that question the other day and man there were a lot of already had all their shopping done. Everything was already ship. Black Goals in my world. I'm going to be buying things Christmas. Eve The little save on the thriftys. The what do you call. Look the walgreens someone's just talking about grooming in the morning grooming. I'm sure that I'm reading that wrong. And you're definitely not referring to me on this free show that I do every oh come on. Who Cares who cares? Don't matter I gotta be reading not even now. We're reading that wrong here. Are we going here. We go here. We go happy. Happy Week to Christmas. Clear you go brush your own hair. Go Brush your hair airbrushing. Go Brush your hair. You want to look at me with pretty air. There's literally thousands of Free Saul go for us your own that go brush honey. Nobody's talking about. Oh you because nobody talks. Crap on men is just women. I've never come on this morning. Show without doing mayor. I that's why I wanted to you know why. Show up like this person who's questioning. No no listen because it matters that you guys don't always see a Polish version of me. That's manners that you see what it looks like. When I'm sick? It matters that you know that this is real life it matters. Because you're going to have days where you look like this and I don't want you to only see things on the Internet that make you think that every woman out there is perfect and has it all together and later today. I'm going to have a full blow and someone's going to do my makeup and you're going to be like oh man Rachel Bounceback No. This is what it looks like. You WanNa talk about persistence. This is freaking persistence showing up when you don't feel good showing up when you look like crap showing up because you have to he guys thank you for listening listening to the start today morning. Show podcast if you want to actually see the episodes. Make sure you tune in on the morning every weekday. AM central on facebook and instagram. Basically every channel we have our theme song is from Sarah Sunshine. Follow her at the Sarah Sunshine. Our executive producer is Cameron Berkman. The show is produced by Chelsea Harfush and Kevin Westlake with production. 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Breaking Down the Most Fun Parts of the Golden Globes | Ringer Dish

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00:00 sec | 10 months ago

Breaking Down the Most Fun Parts of the Golden Globes | Ringer Dish

"Hey Kelly and welcome to the ringer podcast network. We've published some great episodes in the month December including every watchable with Quentin Tarantino dunker. Sean fantasy sat down with Greta. Gerwig to talk about her new film little women on the big picture and Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett appeared on the bill. Simmons podcast talk about their newest. US Film Uncut Gems happy new year from the ringer. The RIGOR DASH is a Golden Globes after party Juliette Man. I'm joined by the teatime trio. Kate Kate how well Liz Kelly really what am I guess. Wow Wow high from the Golden Globe my God yes one out with a bang with the the back to backs of blocking in Phoenix and renee. Zellweger crazy speeches. Yeah we're living. We all talk about those starts. Where again wearing red carpet arrivals arrivals their interviews how they all look positive or negative positive positive? Okay there'll be some room for debate roller coaster of emotions Russians for this pot. So it's fine we can start up okay. Number one best dressed added Armas. Excuse me looks great. She did look great. She's out. Yeah she's like the Internet girlfriend right now. I feel like you know like people have really glommed onto her recently and she's like doing this and she really went for it. You know like she's like I'm here. I'm like the girl. The moment like dash naturally stunning like that help. In Times out they try to make her look frumpy and like the pants at weren't the right blank. chunky sweaters in the gray of Massachusetts. She still looked beautiful so her red carpet glamour. She continued to look beautiful choosing a color. That you can't go wrong really dark midnight. Blue also in that color looks beautiful on. Everybody's learn socially brunettes looks great a lot of ballgowns including her dog and Silhouette Hawaii which I like. I mean you're out of all essentially right. Why not why not go for next on our list feeble reg? I'm surprised it took this long. To plot like the real power Suzanne a suit a to a two piece and a lot of bupe taper booze. We're really safely in safely blazer. Look good I I just saved her hair and makeup look really bad. Her hair comes always been bathily. Say That Force Steve All bridge and like I get the Pixie. I love a good Pixie. It's her hair's in this weird middle state. Well it's because it's always slash currently right right. I also have that struggle. So do I I never go. Short resulting no L. Best. And so I don't quite understand why she's still married to that but it feels like an act of defiance on her part right she sort of. I can do whatever I want. I'm really smart. My work speaks for itself itself Including how she presents herself as an actress and performer. How she appears on the red carpet as part of her work so it does it south but it just tonight was it was it was worse way worse than the Emmys why she pushed him forward out? No from my mom's Herron Push your hair back but the pushing all for shorter right. Yeah that covered her entire for head. Didn't do a lot but I don't mind the hair reading. It looks great and the suit was great. Hair was different. You gotta switch it up right. I liked it look all together. We have joined king unless I don't agree with this Friday and then I will stand up She's wearing Irishman herpin. WHO's like super you're like funky conceptual artistic? And it's just like a huge swing when anyone like pulls that out Gwendolyn Christie did it. I believe for the EMMYS. Okay or not for the for for another award so earlier in the year. Wavy like obstacle losing thing. Eva Green did it. It was like Joey King showed up looking like I don't know however old she is like wearing some dumb. She's young regular dress. She was like what no and I just love it she. She took a shot. I also kind of fits with her work so far. Great Gutsy doing her own thing. Okay sure that defense short with the Cape in the back like a commentary on a trend. Yes sure Taylor swift our agreement on Taylor Swift. We're not I don't think I are. Okay so where do you stand on. Taylor Swift's look and also let's say she was wearing a like a butterfly a large butterfly-print and it had like cut out like right above the bellybutton very commonly. Exactly what she's worn before but it was like a yellow and turquoise print. I her makeup look really nice. I loved her hair makeup. I was like Whoa. She looked stunning. I think the dress I could've done with a different dress. But what was it to prom like was it. What was your issue? Like the kind of older than she really is. Almost those colors were kind of like dated beds fair yellow and turquoise aren't exactly like don't scream you I would I liked about. It is that it was very much like I'm a nominee draft. I'm here for my boyfriend. Sure s you know which I liked I. I thought it was a little bit instagram. Me It I thought her whole luck was very much like what you might find on someone's instagram account Who loves it looks really nice and I really? I like when she doesn't doesn't have the bank that like when people are not that common anymore I thought it was like a little straightforward sure. Yeah but I think she's really nice next. My personal personal pick. Helen Mirren the Damn just timeless crushing it in red. Another beautiful silhouette understated in like Helen. Mirren type of Way Sometimes Nice. She does not go for the classic. Look totally should paintcare for a while. Yeah my recently time should really be very kind of sexy true. This was ah I definitely approved when it comes to my my black tie where moyer sandoval either but I thought she lives amazing like when when will she ever I mean well. I want her star. Overpaid hers. I always see her. And I'm like she looks incredible. And I'm not like she looks incredible for eighty or she flat out looks amazing author shoulder kind of neckline interesting but not too much. She was long red gown. There's a lot of red dark jewel tones. You cannot control Israel's It's the midnight blue the dark red like she did a lot of a lot of men in like Velvet Jewel Tones Dark Greens which we'll talk about more. They enjoyed those carrie. Washington just left the top at home Los Angeles Four Blazer. Emily Radic Hausky route like Saturday and she had like a necklace slash bell necklace connecting to about of like jewels and skirt and Blazer knows it gotta tape lots of tape save doing his job. Everyone's boobs except for our cat stayed all behaved except her. I never she where she thing. A couple of men Jason Momoa in his tank top. Yeah yeah he was one of the ones that showed up in velvet jewel like a turquoise like a dark turquoise He lost that jacket about midway through. Somebody walked behind him. And everyone's like Whoa. The guns are out just chilling and a tank top with golden gloves. I really enjoyed Jason Momoa award show presence because he's I wouldn't say he's transgressive if but he's definitely playing by his own rules sort of like within the rules of Hollywood. He's at the fringe but he's not doing anything like really rocking the boat. which like Howard Legat get misbehaves? The perfect amount to be exactly exactly. I really enjoyed it. Pierce Brosnan who we got a lot of today. It was not expecting. Actually it was a heavy show. I was just like the nineties. Peter we end okay but Pierce looks amazing. Look great no who put him in this best friend. I've had a great incredible silver hair right now. He has the Stash Juliette. He looks like Guy Fawkes. She looks like a Guy Fox. But like high guy. Fawkes like non-threatening iphone. Yeah like like friendly guy. He's like the most interesting man in the world. Meets Guy Fawkes. Yeah Yeah and he has a beautiful baby president. He had a lot going on with his pal area which can go wrong but he rocked it. I think there was a real sense of calm With Pierce Brosnan. I found him very soothing. Me To Liz. You've found. His energy chaotic chaotic. His look is more viewed into what his voice sounds like. ooh I don't really like it too much a one thing. It's the voice sets. It's a little bit and then with the mustache. The grain is piercing is. I didn't really WANNA look those the vibes and picking up from you. I feel you know. Let the record show tiny Pierce Brosnan performance format for all of you Mama Mia oh interesting. Honestly I was GonNa say I was GONNA say James Bond but interesting because for me. It's MRS doubtfire. So Oh what a dad he. Sally Fields Boyfriend okay. And he's like again like kind of like hot but like the sort of threatening another threatening but I spent they're so many sides appeared Brosnan. And then you could really see what you want multifaceted man. Of course he's in the Thomas Crown affair you know I actually honestly forgotten he. James Bond Dolls together chapter that I'd forgotten gotten about but it's Pierce Brosnan. Heidi netted out with this great award. Show presents us all I agree. And lastly a man will be discussing a lot Brad Pitt. Let's just take a moment just absolutely incredible work from Brad it. He demanded his fifties is just stunning. Yes late fifty s we can discuss the content of his speech later on tonight. Less important Just sort of the way. He looks like he is kind of The stereotype of a Hollywood sex symbol and in his fifties he continues to be such and I felt like he was kind of the trend. Setter tonight like there were so many guys that were doing the Brad Pitt. Hair thing like you and McGregor walked out and I was like. Are you like the Kroger Brad Pitt right now. Because he had like the slip back hair approaching mullet like not quite like still cool like I felt like there was a bunch of guys where you could like pick them out and be like he's trying to be ride pit. He's which I guess you could say all of Hollywood for the last three mayors. Sure he's he is a swagger about him and he certainly brought tonight yes and We'll talk about his speech and LDC a little bit pat. We appreciate Asia so deeply all right. We are going to move on with the woman who bridges the divide between best and worst depending on where you fall. Paul probably the most divisive elephant of evening maybe most divisive out for that. We'll get all board season. Feels Right Grant Paul trial completely sheer number. You describe please yes. Please drive her luck. Ashir number is the way in in a couple words. It's a sheer number more than that. That it's high class ruffled lingerie. That is a mix of many things. I'm even Stereo carried out of picture so I can't imagine how confused you are at home listening to me. Describe it But he can't really be described it so it was like laundry. That's a good point. Yeah we started with lingerie. It's sort of like the bare bones. Of course it and Kremlin and then nothing on top of it right so it was just like the tool of address in no actual dress this year and we saw her incredibly stunning toned. Abdominal Area Karma draft at heart was great complaints. I can't believe how how fit she is I I. I will never in my life at any age. We that Fan however it was an insane often. If you ask me some details were missed. Okay explaining what does that first the lingerie looked like she crocheted it from. Hey but like Gross Brown. He was a color like the barn for a long time. The amber waves of grain color the Abbott Gross poop Brown. It looks really like she knitted together and like placid onto her body and she put on a huge diamond necklace and then over orcas over the lingerie for calling it that then. She had like a see-through Brown like prairie dress and then she likes sprayed on some fake Tan and was like I ready. That is so as rude also wearing a lot of Joel's like underneath the draft quote unquote everything. Because it's see through if I had one complain about the lucky it would would be the jewelry and that's it. I would just jewelry after some Nice studs and then call it all in on the Crochet Bra. Yeah absolutely it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful the creation that Fendi made and I love it I do I really do. And she also let her great root show a little bit of hair she just did natural will like makeup No one is looking at my hair right and so it doesn't matter by Midriff and also in some angles. When she was presenting you could see her like basic entire? But and that was to you Paul. Oh there's no doubt that she is sick body but I as fashion. Did you actually like it as fashion. We're really I wish I could wear that. Well no inspired. Yeah that's not necessarily like dresses. I love and looks I love. I wouldn't be like I want aware where the right. Yeah I hate this a lot. Well I don't I really do and I think also I like it very genuine way. Some people on the Internet to do it has like a hot take. I love going Poncho everything. She wears everything she does. Do you really yeah interesting. Actually care for her at all like at all but and why I think she often looks great she often excrete styles choices. I suppose that is unfortunately very welcome. Both right yeah I'm both earnestly and ironically anti. That's just for me but that's okay. I mean this look really really not for me. It's memorable I will. I'll say the BRA portion of the dress in incredibly supportive and really hugs. Her really reminded me of the BRA. That Katie Holmes round the streets of New York City you are matching card again. Yes remind me of that similar color yes also brown so you went for you know yes truly. We can all agree on that. We have some people on our list who didn't go for it. Let's move on Yeah. Greta GERWIG incur stunts. I think both it's just Kinda Kirsten Dunst it's bad award show. Oh my back with over back. It's Okay Amelia. She didn't win the Golden Globes this year. What's her best? What's what's your best award? Show look just every award show shields. Great always the one where he goes round of people. If you like there were not just how they dress for. The red always always looks great. Okay Chanel so well. She's so beautiful. She had the one look where it was like. A black dress had very like very small top. Where like she was really popping out of it and it was all over the Internet? Why for a while? That was good. What are you? Don't remember connick was like look with the it was like Oh pink and pretty no. She's I I think when it comes down to well that's tuna Rowan. Yeah exactly exactly Greta Gerwig I think often looks very fashion forward and architectural and I think tonight that kind of architectural luck. She missed the mark by a black and white number just sort of looked like one long column on her but not in a good way COM. Tom Dressed like superman and she can do better. We know that she can. Yes Ernie Mira so weird smell looked like she's like Hal Joaquin. I call home. who milked cows? Doesn't she look like she did. But then she also like an alien you're skinny and I'm wearing something black and small. But then like she had these crystal headpieces on where it was like Princess Leia buns but like black and Sparkley and like maybe like submitted like a signal to remind me of milkmaid like demonic milkmaid. Oh either way I think she generally has looked looked at the same time so at least you. She's like her uniform right. Insistent distilling fucking weird still not Great Cate Blanchett also knock DOC grade. Her my wife's at the end of the worst dressed list really tough. I locate blanchette thrilled. She showed up not thrilled that she showed up. And what she showed up and it was like yellow fans and then she'd like a metal crystal boost as being. I don't want to talk about. It was really traumatic for me personally and then Jodi Gomer showed up wearing a green couch line so early on that really set your whole evening office. Felt bad for you you back. Yeah it was really tough to bounce back. From that address I thought from behind was was the silhouette of it was pretty and then when you actually part was bad really bad that was what Rondos Lawa's it's just like not not great was really tough for me. I felt cate. Blanchett was sort of like thanks for mentioning Australia but like let's actually make a difference. I right I think. She was kind of like nonplussed by all the well wishes to Australia. Right which fingers crossed with a Koala which I which I got lake also we know where thousands of miles away. I don't like doing like a award. Show shot to Australia moving on once they arrive they hit the red carpet. And there's a couple of big moments biggest couple reveal bill hader. Rachel Belsen red-carpet Tbo fast. I cannot believe leave it. We just broke like not broke this news but talked about it first time on time on Friday I photographed together in Tulsa For Christmas or break for his family we like like had just process this as a nation as citizens world. I'm still dying to know how much. TMZ paid for the photo shop. I bet not that much. I mean if they're about to step step out on the Golden Globes days later like maybe that was really fast eddie carpet debut and he is featured a lot. Because Barry was nominated. I Dunno you you knew that there is going to be a lot of camera time on him and kind of like the half as of yet. What can never like Denno coggin? Rachel is like still didn't walk the red carpet together. They didn't walk. It's just finding me like these power couples that are like actually been together a long time. We're like we're just not doing it. Doing red carpets together. But yeah the couples who don't do it or different level fairly totally funny. Yeah and also I think like they're probably seem excited about each other so yeah I support it. I eat that. She'll be introducing him to the Bachelor. She's a big noted man and he's only seen the show one episode of the show starts tomorrow and I guess Bill Hader will be watching watching. Bill Hader Patrick Reese. Witherspoon was out there with her. Jim Tough I feel like he was more visible this evening evening than usual but he he was kind of still yeah. I'm seeing a lot more mutually do I was GONNA say most of the time invisible so even like one. Tiny light camera ban is a law for Gen pop but yeah I guess. I was focused more and Recently it's been face and the inability to make actual facial expressions. She is beautiful. I should say that now but it it just as a little glassy on the top and we were watching her red carpet interviews and she's an expressive woman and so when she moves her face. And like you can just you kind of like the outskirts right here. Like China go. I felt kind of stressed. About Yeah that was certainly interesting watching her and like Nicole Kidman together like they're talking auto talks today. Yeah Yeah really highlighted. I don't know if it was the lighting or what he's really obvious. HD brings it into into our living rooms. uh-huh you can. There's there's a lot of like really clear. Comparisons like I would say we also like got a lot of really tight shots on Ellen generous and she did not have a frozen faces. uh-huh which is not you know it's hard to discuss it out seeming judgmental. I don't think it judgmental just sort of like noticing this trend of and are are treating their faces and and I personally find it like to be a bit of a bummer. Because just as like not that natural but I don't know the pressure of getting aging as a woman in Windsor Prize. That we can't can't understand right but like it's still kind of yeah. It's not yeah. It's not rental anyway. Just is noticeable especially when she's with the cast mate Laura dern there's another one or next Nicole Oh kidman and you see the two of them with the same Zellwegger quite a bit to indeed for sure. Yes indeed but it's awesome eyebrows. They'll break free someday eyebrows tonight. CELTS guard guard. He's eyebrows There was a lot of men in black Tuxedos with their gals in red dresses and page six did on my favorite tweets of the night. which is you can only choose one? which do you choose in Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jones on the left left and then at the exact same pose essentially Nicole Kidman and Keith urban on the right and like it just kind of funny? They are very similar. Photos addresses are similarly both like a bustle. Oh they're both strapless. They're both red like the they're both blind it just you know it was just really funny also coming up like another choice. Fading neither neither favorite couple of evening. MILIA I guess Rachel Belsen and Bill Hader sir. Why not do that for you? You'll get onboard. Yeah why why not. And then another great red carpet moment actually happened right off the carpet. I think right inside the hotel Brad Pitt was talking to a photographer and like using his camera. Like trying to like learn charming. I probably had a photography face. I feel like you probably like so so it was like. Hey Buddy. Can I use your camera or something. I don't know I two of a lack of membership. Yeah bonding what. I wanted to get his hands on the the camera. Too Long from art. Too Long photos are really funny. I don't see anything. But the Fiji Water I needed. Thank God is pretty run of the mill right yes. Wow it. Alzheimer's okay. Okay next onto the show and inside the hotel everyone came with date. Not Everyone Brad. Pitt did not bring a date because he was worried. We're off color about like people. Assuming his mother was his day. I think people would have the media. US would have loved to discuss Brad Pitt taking his mother but alas however there were many people who did bring US support a a friend or or Seo beginning with Michelle Williams who has a week ago we now know is pregnant dating Tommy it's to engage to Tommy mechalle of Hamilton Bam of which. I'm a massive fan. And she but she's been had this run of years of bringing busy Phillips with our on the red carpet and so not believe believe that a real fake busy on the red carpet with her cable. And now we see pictures of inside in Tommy's there too. She brought them both. And I personally you know busy as busy busy busy hover pronounce her name. Phillips busy. That's so funny people told me for years it's Busey Elizabeth. I believe it's a nickname back into busy Buzi. Are you taking a dig at her. No not at all thought she phenomenon tonight he did. I liked the readdress. She looks great. I'd like your hair. Looks really good to their point where Michelle Williams can disinvite busy Phillips now or you have to keep inviting her adult. They both die at the years. I think I that busy Phillips Really Finding it award show probably because she's got nothing at stake but to support our friend. Yeah she's just like literally there for the Party. I would love to be busy Phillips position. Like what am I invite me. He feels threatened threatened. Because now that has Thomas or whatever like do you think. She's like threatened that like she's like. Oh He's GonNa more smarter than me like I have to be the MO supported like I have to cry at her speech the most Hershey vary like showy like wiped away. Here busy didn't get a mention in the speech. I want I wouldn't speak later. It's true but I think they're probably good in. Yeah deep. She's openly says the only good thing but Dawson's Creek was meeting busy Phillips so find your person I watching Adema Adema right now and the idea of person is not until season two of Grey's people because it wasn't even in season one and I feel like that you know they're like the real life person Christina. It's very sweet very very sweet. Other people supporting each other the hanks family front and center with his wife Rita who had a lot of drama on the status. And they're five kids. Let's talk about Rita first so she was tweeting earlier that her hair makeup person was ninety minutes late. She had booked this person in September. There's a lot of questions. What are some some of the questions coming out of this situation? She was like live tweeting. First of all she was like booked a teenager hair and makeup. Still not here. And then again she goes hair and make-up's only here are trying to be then again my hair and make a person's one hour twenty minutes late. It's like Okay Rita like first of all like no one needs the updates from you right like I like. I know your twitter though in general after all do I don't know but she was just really weird like she's just like a weird tweeter she tweets about like music all the time. She looks like she's a country music singer. She has has an album but she also just like it does a lot of weird tweets like. She's just a twitter Weirdo. Oh so this is an out of character for her. It is out of character complain on like a famous person ended. Like things aren't breaking right but she is just like definitely weird. I think I became interested in her when she played Martin's mom girls. Why she's doing this as a result? Yeah and then Yeah and then hangs family is just fascinating. I guess any one teepee and like my hair and makeup artist is ninety minutes later like wow but then to keep fine still not here sure. It's like we don't need that much checking in plus we saw her later. I guess maybe she missed red carpet. I don't know exactly how late she ended on there. At some point they were pictures. Nice I will say she didn't look like overly Glam d- do you think that was a result. I don't know I've no idea but her hair is down. Didn't really look like particularly special. I thought she looked pretty. Get get squad treatment. What do you think is the most likely reason that this hair and makeup artist was ninety minutes late? I truly don't know there's really not an avenue. It's like one of the five biggest days of the year for the red hair and makeup community of Los Angeles worldwide. Theories abound that Tom Hanks thanks like sub tweeted the hair make person in his speech. He gave like this long speech. Accepting I believe was awesome and he went into like a dad thing about like lateness tightness and like needs to be on time and that being important to success in life I completely agree. I fucking hate lateness and I agree and so I kind of just took it at surface level. I was like oh Tom. Hanks thinks like the Internet's dad but like people were like. Is this him talking to the makeup person. I don't think he was asleep on the articles about Tom. Hanks like what a genuine nice is guy. I don't know I think it was really ideal really went out on the latest thing really did. Yeah why would he do that in a Golden Globe speech. Do you not not do you think. He was pissed at reader for making about her when he's winning this amazing awarded by his entire news. Such a good guy. He like took time in his speech just to address. Yes emotional well V.. Comics is the biggest Rita. Stan ever. Right you're just looking at her. In like the first thirty thirty seconds he was like a family lost it. Yeah and that was it sweet. I think he did. I think he went same. Hopefully we'll find out one day. One one of his weird hanks tweets take a picture of a makeup brush on the ground. He'll be like makeup artist. Lost Time really emphatic. Clapping from chat. Hanks Aka Chester Ak Chat Hayes a great northwestern graduate much like myself might as the great part art and we haven't seen chat. Hey isn't Ohio. After his rap career visit I think he has some tough years. It seems like he's doing better. I was just happy to see him shortly. John Okay Pierce Brosnan signs there. Also they're so good. They explained the whole the whole situation so they were the sort of like Mr Mrs Golden Globe of night where they were like helping give Globes to people and try to show people the correct way to exit at the stage which was just a losing battle on their part one of them with short and regular looking and one of them was on with very long hair. The Star of the show and and the poor Tall long-haired Pearson let's call them Pearson Number One He did his absolute best. Religious failed the whole night through people. We're going the wrong way. He kept trying. He was waving his long arms around. Brad Pitt just fully bailed and just went all the way around and his failure was extremely well-documented. See I see see this as a win for him because people are talking about their meaning cast discussing exactly so good job just a soul seems so pure. He just really wanted to do a good the job. Yeah I don't know if it was like the really long straight sidebar like carpet hair lanky awkwardness and I was like I related to him and this really deep visceral visceral way him just trying to do his best thoughts just wanted practical left out of this guy and the other kid got really not the The Guy Stole the show apologies. Here was just like yeah like really. That kid is me really awkward most support in front of the night. Maybe Brad Pitt ending every category. I am hosted the world Brad Pitt Caros. LDC All of us perhaps perhaps even noodle Leonardo DiCaprio he didn't seem to acknowledge that was like an inside joke. Yeah and Brad Pitt. Through a titanic. Joke into his speech. He did saying He would've Audubon the raft. which then there's really funny photo? It's going around. Also support a friend on twitter of Reese Witherspoon explaining the titanic the joke Jennifer Aniston like she didn't get Jennifer has and hasn't seen titanic. That just wouldn't surprise me like she just like avoids just like that. John Nra of Cheeto busy in the late ninety she was she lied on. Whatever it's not? It's definitely not her fault I wanNA know also related to this My friend Livy pointed out to me. Brad Pitt did not mention his kids and while that divorce is messy pretty weird. Yeah he's got five kids. Say Number Sam Hanks who is crying about them tough to know that you put it out. It's it's we I mean it's definitely weird and I think that divorced ongoing and there's been some articles but how a couple of the kids and Brad's relationship is really tense. Don't over much about it. But definitely being notable omission from his speech agreed to. We'll see what happens at the Oscars. Should he win. Okay more speeches Let's talk about the best and the worst of people speaking at the podium whether it's presenter or an excessive speech number one this is definitely the best category few are bridge thinking Obama. But the Greg called back to season one season two gotten so much attention from that show but she has a joke in the first episode. I believe about Obama so yeah she was watching Obama speech into and she just really enjoying it as wondering how you're GonNa Rating. She is an Obama just put fleabag on his favorite shows. The year or Obama's injuries I wherever to his correct so we don't even know if you've seen season Y.. Yeah it feels unlikely. I feel like they wouldn't have put it on there if they knew about that. But who knows house but yeah she's like basically Obama. Thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed it. I also your number one on my list to. I think she said thanks for longer putting me on for previous yes on your list. He's been online for awhile. Yeah they're incredible to just nail it. Laura dern won for her role in marriage story best supporting actress in drama. Where does everyone stand on? Laura dern here Amelia Fan or not a fan I mean I you know. She's been in a lot of stuff when she looked great tonight. She really you know. She had a real peacock theme without looking like a peacock young. Another one who is like the doesn't have the frozen on joy award was Jennifer Lopez. But it's fine. Yeah that was. We went in Michigan stage. We were all kind of pissed that she beat Jaylo the teatime contingent. I love the journey but like I really want. Yeah on this moment and I she just got really dernie really quick. I thought like she just has attendants. I Love Laura Dern. She's a tendency. NC to just be really over the top and like overly earnest to the point of like performance. Yeah eventually trying to make a joke about how so she was like ended. Of course we needed needed to explore the divorce attorney and she like she couldn't land it because like new. Oh Lord or joking I know. Obama looks confused. Yeah and then like kind of went south. America's tried to turn back around and like didn't like the deep issues and it was just. I wasn't great. It was missed for me. You got to pick a lane. I feel like Yeah Williams. Lehner you gotTa Stay Lies Day right Tom. Yeah she tried to do too much. Well somewhere Michelle Williams since you brought her up. Michelle Williams probably gave the the in in my mind. The probably the most authentic political speeches evening where she talked about how women should vote in their best interest in that should in in her according to her that is support pro-choice and the woman's right to choose entry talked a lot about how she is currently pregnant and she has been benefited from the ability. Really to choose one. She wants to be pregnant and She this couple of Ami speeches now to speeches about supporting women who work and like equality for women of all kinds and I think when sometimes I find her delivery like very much like a prepared speech which can undercut it but I think our message is like so fundamentally mentally important and sincere. It's pretty cool to see her kind of like pick a platform like stick to a politician. Yes agreed she put clearly put a lot of work into preparing circulating speech. Memorize respect yes she prepared yes not Walson. Well prepared students. I I really like it. And Yeah these about her speech to pay inequality that was just like the same vein of like she picked a platform he wrote about it. It sounded great. She made a great point she. She was very eloquent workshops. These speeches I mean. It's it's really admirable and it's also such a stark comparison to the many people who are like Ooh wish I'd written written something like you call them in and it's like she is really formidable. I think that's the one thing that's come out in the last year she'd been playing. Gwen Verdon is that she. uh-huh takes her role as an actress. And just as a citizen like very seriously and it's really easy to be cavalier and sort of Dismissive of that. But it's actually really important important. I thought she had a speech of the night. I right even if it was infused the actress Barrett. It's all right here next axed. Jennifer Aniston accepted on behalf. Russell Crowe who was in Australia with his family. Yes because of the crisis with the fires there and she she read out his speech Amelia will. How'd you describe it? I don't even know I don't even know where to begin to say no. I was waiting eight free to try. I mean it's just I think we all agreed she was drunk. She seemed drunk or just completely astonished that she had to read these prepared per month. Does that was like maybe someone told her and she already forgotten and not sure she seems surprised. Every single one of her duties Being on stage you like kind of grabbed herself a little bit like Oh like here I am like. Oh the teleprompter starting like this is not her first Rodeo. Why she was so taken aback doc? Every time restaurant standing right next year like maybe it should have given it to restore his baby. Eloquent through through both seemed pretty uninterested in the entire affair. Yeah Yeah Right. And it was like Jennifer Aniston was reading again like very important message Russell Crowe but it was. She was at his mercy and then she was like she didn't know what she was reading and so she was reacting to each word after she said it. Yeah so she was like Blah Blah Blah Blah. Something sad and then the next thing she was like. Oh that was sad. I should look sad and then it was like it. Was this this very bizarre. Just very bizarre reading of Russell Crowe speech that she did not pick three years energy. It wasn't great. I it made me wish we had gotten more generous though at least in confounding Gwen Tarantino who you can hear on. The watchable is talking about Dunkirk last week and this coming week. Unstoppable unstoppable he won for best it after herb aspirational screenplay. I believe yes and he said that there was no one to thank thank and then thanks him people but he was like when you're alone. There's no one to think it was really funny. He's really on one. Very Tarantino It was really hyped up and then when he won later in the night he like just randomly told and like another producer to be which was fine. Twist for that that guy. Oh never change. Great a couple of not as great once Let's start with Nick. Jonas Priyanka Chopra. We get it. You're in love while you're married. We get it like. I don't know what else to say. I spent some time recently watching the Jonas brothers various interviews from the Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Ball Jingle Ball shingle ball. Why keep up with what's happening? Music and in every single one of them had prepared remarks. The same thing they did. Four shows Jingle ball the the iheartradio circuit and. We're looking forward to down time in January. We just need some time off. It's like Nick and Priyanka if you need some time off right like maybe don't do this weird fit together like I understand on the voice. NBC Show Golden Globes on NBC. He has some responsibilities. But like do you have to present together like is this like a weird situation where like neither can interact with anyone else on here. I don't get it. I truly don't like Britain in their contract. You must be too early. Yeah in like compare it to you zoe. Jason Momoa who provides together stepfather and stepdaughter right. I'll mention whatsoever of their familial relationships like professional gap is N- ask war boom boom. We're out back to our table. These two just like we fucking get it. We lived through so many of your weddings. New Year's Eve like I. They really wanted to root for them. I don't even know why they make it very difficult impact. Yeah for me personally and his double breasted jacket was hideous solo tie. Oh my goddess assurance painted beautiful but like this bed has been else's seems like it benefits him. The voice coach more so many problems agree the low real low point for me another low for all of us. Oh my God ansel Elgort onstage thing and like singing ingram really badly which as a fan of west side story. I'm concerned also Loafer Dakota fanning. who had to be on stage and also be on camera as he was singing that and that was drawn out that was seventeen seconds that last note for so long and she was so ready for? It's end it never end and there's yeah there's only so how much laughing like kind of like I'm in on the joke that you can do. Then she just stopped and we just stared at the two of them. It was so uncomfortable. Pushed him off the stage. I agree just like I agree agree. Chancellor ahead of us in twenty oh no. And lastly Joaquin Phoenix won the last like Solo. Hello word of the evening. He reminded me a bit of Johnny cash in walk. The line really wants played. What was the lowest of the Joaquin Phoenix low? For All of you. I have so any thoughts about walking Phoenix. We've talking about his Vegan exploits on time for a year. Perhaps he just tearing it up in Hollywood with their dead animal carcasses uh-huh and. I was really hoping that he would mention the Vegan Menu. The Golden Globes he did. He hasn't apparently they're not doing enough. Which is true He got in a shot at people. Find a palm springs. Private jets. Yeah incredible only like if he had any friends in the room when entering he has at least fifty percent last night. Percents offended a lot of people including us. Like you're just like dude. Get Your Shit together. I loved it I like I was good entertainment. You know but just like surly to- totally. My favorite moment was when he said Rooney Tavern got quiet and he looked at Rooney and really like to him and they communicate telepathically her. They said it was something that happened. It wasn't just silence right. Some their relationship between them like the earth shifted a little bit and then like we all snap snapped back. Yeah Thousand Personal Vermont. They're the weirdest couple ever and I enjoyed every second of the Joaquin Phoenix Acceptance Speech. Me Too it was wild I thank you the for his service and also like someone who is generally hopes never interact. I could not agree more. Okay next it's the most fun table. Not a lot of competition note not putting a big little lies woman together. I think it was a big mistake. I agree so Laura dern was met with with marriage story orey yeah and that table seemed joyless rated by Eddie Murphy being there like random link netflix movie and he seemed absolutely miserable and they showed him quite a bit time he also enjoy tone velvet. Be Everyone of the tables. McVeigh's hated life not smile once the entire night. Georgia I agree. I was actually wondering if he left the room when they showed the package of works. It's the bit now. Yeah I will say there was a picture I saw twitter. Everything from amy. Kaufman's twitter feed where they show Adam. Driver Noah Baumbach Greta GERWIG DOC And Meryl Streep Altogether. That's like that's a Francis how reunion because Meryl shoots is in Frances Ha. Yes that's like my favorite movie of the decade so I was really excited about that that's table seem joyless otherwise And then Jennifer Aniston. Reese Witherspoon that were at the apple table withdrew. Its Momma and his bear arms and and then Keith urban and Nicole Kidman. We're like somewhere in the middle. Don't even know if you're talking about Australia. Like maybe have gone stage most famous. Australians as we have yeah it's very weird And then like Zoe Kravitz. We only saw on stage once but she was sitting on her mom. I don't know it was just sort of like they were all diffuse diffuse that I think that was a real missed opportunity to have a collective like yeah people sitting together as a result only table succession. Yeah no no question. We're moving it up cousin Greg at the time of his life. Oh my God. He can't make a toddler that breaking a few greg. It was just basically like cutting was dancing excited when the show one sided every time. Turn Noble y really hyping snowboarder and strong table needed. It really loves his wife. Jared Harris. I didn't know he was like a white guy. Huge embraced when they like showed him on the camera. Yes Jared Harrison. Yeah I love him but now you know he's a big guy that's great succession was having a great time many tables seem joyless but there were a lot of close ups of opened bottles of Champagne Japan and many people clearly were imbibing. Not mentioned gender. Branson seem drunk. Olivia Colman said she was drunk. It was very obvious. That's kind of thing a hero true. Yeah she has fun. Yeah don't you think she says the best I absolutely do yes all she always. Here's fleabag. It's so sweet like she's she's been doing press for four things that are not in yet she always cherish them really horrible amazing but she says she was drunk and then Renee Zellweger. We think she was drunk or just like like slurring words just something weird going on there I mean we We we talked about her speech but she we're talking about it was like. As Amar League we were like are. Are we dreaming the speech like she actually still talking. Is She pronouncing words that are in the English language. She said a couple of things that were notable was at Chad back in seventeen eighteen years so I guess you previously won seventeen years ago. She also Kate. You pointed out. We were watching that. They like started to play the music and try to cut her off. Way Less time than walking talking Phoenix Guy. I'd like crazy rants. Were back to back. He got to give them equal time. Come on now I guess you did come seconds. They probably were running over time but still really fucked up like let's get rid of this guy. He's crazy like literally she may also be crazy but like it's a quality. Yeah seriously it was just a weird. It was a weird one and then she was just like like clearly out of touch. Yeah something weird. What's going on there? I don't really know it was really strange. Anyone else notably drunk the camera guy who was trying and to find the net betting and it was a good gift going around and not being able to locate Annette Benning. She's in the report I think. Yeah and it was for that. And they just like Kinda Shona Cable much-needed Screen Time Though. Because really did everyone over three times quickly over his face ultimately I feel like award it Kinda panned out as people expected with a couple of kooky upsets we are not prognosticators on a season for that. Please listen to the big picture which is also incident reactions but we will say Couple of surprising wins race out. Worker being one of them for Judy Garland guess. I'm glad she's such a Golden Globe win you know. Yeah Yeah like why not. Who did you think was GonNa win for best actress in a drama Troja Hanson had a good shot. Yeah I don't really know though I don't know yeah there's I wa. I guess there's a lot of options. This yeah the clothes are so funky like when they split up early in drama music in your in your movie. It's like going to do all the the Golden Globes similarly rocket man Taryn Edgerton beat Leonardo DiCaprio. LDC LDC didn't seem happy heated. Not Tough night for him. He really faded into the background. We actually haven't talked about Ricky Gervais. Let's do that really clear He had a joke about got Leonard. DiCaprio brings young women around. It was really funny and he laughed at US against. I think he doesn't mind the personal jokes. He's takes his work very seriously which which is a good thing he did laugh. The titanic joke to only did fake. Laugh to me. Why me neither way? I kind of the impression that L. D. C.. Thanks Bradley Kooky friend. Yes Kooky Front Brad. I love cooking. Who happens to be insanely attractive? We'll see Brad Pitt. Sort of like the beyonce's onto theory. which may we don't talk like it's just like your work? Speak for yourself by the way Dante showed up and then immediately left when she didn't mind yes same Jalen Iran. Apparently yes I think Taylor. So stated the longest may agree. She was a good sport to. She stood up for out and done enjoying herself. She got time for her. I like it where he basically just went for it. In every way possible Jeffrey Epstein joke he told Harvey Weinstein Joke. He was telling people not talking about Australia or anything important before before literally. Everyone then did that He made a really bad joke about the lack of female directors. 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GSMC Movie Podcast Episode 110: Aquaman & Wonder Woman

GSMC Movie Podcast

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GSMC Movie Podcast Episode 110: Aquaman & Wonder Woman

"Can't decide in torn between a romantic comedy action or an indie film to watch for the weekend. Well, we'll well. Golden State media concepts movie podcast is your ultimate guide to the latest movies. Join us is we dissect the latest on the blockbusters, it's the Golden State media concepts movie podcast. Welcome to the G S M C movie podcast brought to you by GMC podcast network. I'm your host REO on and I'm always joined by the beautiful hiding so much. We are reviewing or talking about the movies, aquaman and wonder woman. So we chose these because they're they're both DC. Right. We're going into the DC universe. Yeah. Because we watched I feel like we've done a few marvel like Spiderman, and what are the one? Oh, probably another one. But yeah, we've gone into marvel before. Yeah. So let's go to DC and with automatic just came coming out actually like during the Christmas season. Yup. Xactly? That's why another reason. So anyway, it was released December aqua man was released December twenty first twenty eighteen the director was or is James one. The cast, of course, Jason momoa super hot as Arthur or command. Merah was amber heard keying Orem or the ocean. Master in the movie was played by Patrick Wilson. And then at Lanta was played by Nicole Kidman. So Atlanta plays. Jason's mom. Not Jason man's mom. Yeah. And then king orm or the ocean. Master is a half, brother. So. Yeah. So anyway, the summary is if you haven't seen it it's about Atlantis and how it was once the home of the most advanced civilization on earth. They had amazing technology. But now it is currently it's currently and underwater kingdom ruled by Hungary, king Orem, he's hungry for power hungry because he's. King orm, which is like I said Arthur or alchemy ends half brother king or plans to conquer the rest of the ocean people and then take over the surface world, aquaman, king Ormes, half human half. Atlantique brother is the only thing standing in his way Oakland is the true heir to the throne of Atlantis because he is Atlanta play by Nicole Kidman's, first born son, and she was the Queen of Atlanta's. And anyway, so to prove this and stop his little brother orm from carrying out Loesch like this, huge war. Arthur has to retrieve the legendary tried it of Atlanta, which was basically the first king of Atlantis. So with all that being said, I wanted I say Jason momoa looks amazing. Ng rated this movie like not just because you know, there's plenty of scenes with his shirt off. He's very fit. Yes. I feel like they just made him. Look the part like his hair the beard. I don't my brother-in-law's a big superhero kind of mostly Marable comic yet. But he knows little about a little bit about the DC world. And he said that with the costumes and everything that happened in in this film aquaman looked more like himself in. So I guess something happens where he ends up having to cut his his hand gets cut off or something like that. And then he goes into a depression mode. And that's where he starts to grow hair and his beard. So he ends up looking like Jason momoa when our latest basically depress yet because his hand got cut off shouldn't be depressed as in the mall looks great Gabby that. Oh, yeah. He does. I really liked this film. I thought it was one of DC's best films. So far. I know a lot of people would disagree because wonder woman is a DC foam and a lot of people really liked wonder woman will get into how me and Heidi fill about that here. Shortly. Oliver hate, exactly. I thought this was better than wonder woman. So I don't I don't know. What else to say? I thought oh my gosh. The visuals of Atlantis underwater. The underwater kingdom was amazing. It reminded me of you know, when in Thor when may I introduce what is doors kingdom like as guard. Oh, yes. And it's like all in the universe in his just like glowing and special and rich. Yes, how it looks like with all this amazing technology and just glowing underneath the water. That's what it reminded me of like. Yeah. Guard under what I would say. So I thought the was pretty good. But there were parts that I like didn't really believe because I felt like when they're underwater they put like a weird filter over everyone to make it look like they're underwater. Yeah. But to me it made it them look a little plastic. Yeah. I mean, it's CGI. They're basically all CGI. Like, they do look I thought I was like they look kind of fake. But the other thing that kept thinking about men, they basically all these actors just like acted almost half of this movie if not more on a green green screen actors never went on an actual set. Besides like a warehouse with green screen. Yeah. But the other thing that I really noticed and couldn't stop thinking about was when they're underwater because their hair. Yeah. Weird thing when you're underwater, and I was like men how did they do that are like green screen cap the whole time? I couldn't stop thinking about which I mean, that's a personal hangup. But it looked a little weird like some of the creatures and some of the scenes when they're like going into like they going to this Coliseum like thing like aquaman, and I'm king arm, and that to me is a little not believable. But I don't know. I thought that some of the marvel CGI looked better than the CGI agree, but I will say my favorite of the DC superhero movies is probably like the Christian bale back. Man films. Yeah. That those ones pretty good. I don't know how close that studio worked with DC just having the rights to the character. Batman. Yeah. Really, sure. But yeah, I don't know. I I'm sure we'll talk about this later, but I will say DC whoever's doing your writing. It's it's not it's not great. The best us a little bit of cleanup. It could use a lot of work. I want to say that. Because I in my notes, I did mention there's a villain. There's actually two villains in film, and which I personally felt like having two villains. It was super unnecessary because it made it made the movie drag limit longer. Yeah. The one conflict with aquaman and king or would have been enough. But they threw it excuse me. They threw in black men tastes. And he his character was unnecessary in the film like just seriously. He did not need to be there. And dialogue of that. Character was not it was. I'm just saying what I I felt like there are some times. When like the actors looked the lines are written for them. And we're just like really I have to say this and then didn't try right because they knew they were bad like, none of the jokes landed none of them. Really? I oh also. Okay. The thing I will say I really liked Jason momoa as aquaman. But I felt like the times that I thought he was funny because I find Jasem amount to be very charming. Yeah. Like, I think he kind of has like the screen presence to really carry off like many of his characters. I think he does a really well. The only time without it was funny is because it's just Jason momoa being himself. Exactly. Otherwise, his jokes that were scripted for him didn't carry right. Just the way that he acted thought was enough to make it funny. But that's not because they scripted that in and I feel like those scripted jokes were specifically for Jason memo's character were under his age group. P- yet. Like, they were greet something that somebody like if you look at somebody like, you know, when you hear people say, oh, that's a mom Joe or that's dead. Like, he doesn't look like a mom or dad type jokey person. Yeah. But the jokes were meant for like tweens. Yeah. It's like PG thirteen. Yeah. There are times when I feel like they're trying to make him deliver like a cool line. Yeah. And I'm like, this is not cool. Right. Like, they're trying to be like oh thirteen year olds within this is cool. And it wasn't wasn't like when he's like trying to like intimidate his brother king is like king own going to beat you or whatever. And just. Automates up and like we call it an Aspen. Yeah. And I'm like, that's a terrible. It was horrible bit. As wrote that so thirteen years, but always said ask act like that cool. It was a horrible like yet the written jokes. You can totally tell when Jason momoa performed or executed the written jokes rather than when it was more improv Joe. Yeah. We're just him being hit charming. Yes. Because I feel like he doesn't need the scripted charm already has and. Yeah, he definitely does. And. Yeah. Those and it wasn't just his jokes. It were. It was all the Joe Joe. Yeah. Because even what's her name reheard. Yeah. Emma, her character Mira head jokes, and they were horrors deliver bad. None of them. I was in a theater that was more than halfway full. I would say at least seventy five percent full, and nobody left. Yeah. Any of the Joe one? Part. I remember people in my ear laughing is seen when they're on a boat, and they're being attacked by like these underwater creatures. Yeah. That are like jumping from the one for their boat and on the boat. They're like, oh quick get in here, and they get inside the little cabinet about which is just a room of windows. Yeah. And everyone's laughing because like why would you go in there? There's going to break the glass, it doesn't make any sense. And that's the time. People laughed in my theater. Yeah. Yeah. There they try and I'm like just yet. We're going to take a quick break. And then we're gonna come back and talk more about the new DC film aquaman. What happens to your decision making when you drink? Well after one Drake you feel confident a few more and calling your exit one AM seems like a great idea. And you're pretty sure the secret to a great taco is for day-old macaroni the bottom line drunk. You doesn't make great decisions. So you're risking a DUI or worse if you count on him to get you home plan before you party, get home safe. Brought to you by Washington targets hero. Welcome back to the GS MC movie podcast. We're still talking about we're going to talk about the CGI actually in this too. Because. Hide you mentioned earlier the CJ. I n this. The of course, we feel like we both fill like that marvel has better CGI a lot of this film CGI with the underwater stuff exactly mentioned and some of some of the of the underwater looked decent. It looked like it could be a real underwater world. You know what I mean? But you do obviously know that it's like not real just like, I mean, I don't know like with with as guard, you noted it's not real. But then I feel like they bring real elements to it. That's that's weird felt like when they did soar like an ask guard, which is a terrible name for a place. They bring in real like, Pratt pieces character sitting on and stuff. I feel like they really didn't do that much with this film. No. And it didn't give me a sense of reality. Right. And then there are other CGI elements that we both agree are a little strange. Yeah. And they've done this and other movies before and it's more common. But it doesn't always turn out. Well, like in this one. So at the very beginning. They showed Nicole Kidman who plays aquaman or Arthur's mom and then his dad who lives on the surface. They call it the surface world, and they see CGI them to look like twenty years younger, and it just looks so weird. Like, I don't know. First of all, I do want to say, Nicole Kidman looks great for her eight. Yeah. Sh really amazing. So great. Yeah. But to have them both look twenty plus years younger like I just feel like they could have found to actors. I agree. Similar? And then like, we obviously know we change when we age so. So it's not like it would've been weird. But I really like the guy they chose to play off man's dead. Yeah. Because he when you see him older, I'm like, oh, he's a real person. Yeah. Look like, a super Hollywood glam Kidman looks gorgeous. Right. But the data like he is a believable guy like not saying he looks bad looking. But he's a believable guy. Right. But then when you see him younger he looks kind of weird a looks like plastic. Yeah. And I think that's because of the the man who plays aqua man's dad is to marry Morrison. And I thought he did a good job. But like like, he's younger he has like the full head of hair, which isn't have when he's older, right? And it just looks like I don't know like his his skin looks fade. Right. It looks like it's like plastic glow e. Yeah. And just it's really really just smooth kind of buffed. Oh, like they obviously did some makeup on him. But it's like extra. I don't know. It looks very could have chosen younger actors. Yeah. That's what I. Will also I want to mention on more of the actors William to foes in this film to and I thought he did a good job. He's like the advisor to king king arm. And I thought he did a great job. And then also dolph Lundgren is in here too. He did amazing doesn't even know. It was him until I looked at the cast thought he did a great job. He plays another king a king like another. Yeah. Another kingdom in Rayo Shen. Right. And I think he's a great job. Because normally when I see him. I just think that he's the guy from rocky. We've mentioned when we did our rookie podcasts Zach or just sewed or his like typical. He's typically character cast as he really is, you know, scaring Russia. Yeah. That will just whip your butt. But this one he plays like a king and just like really powerful. But not as the beat you up. No. He does a really good. I mean, I'm sure some of those also CGI to make them not look. So like rough like how? We know him. Yeah. But he did a good job. I also wanna mention Randall park plays like a scientist in this film, and Randall park is on the show like fresh off the boat. In the movie the interview, and he I think he's a really good comedic actor. And I like seeing him and things, but I could not take him seriously in this film, because I know him as a comedian and his character is kind of like outlandish because on the news all the time. Like, it's Lantis. It's the Atlanta. Yeah. So his character is almost humorous in a way. Right. He's supposed to be like the crazy scientist, and I didn't find that believable. I couldn't not laugh him. Yeah. I didn't know who he was. But even in the show, it's like he's like the crazy reporter that they portrayed him to be. Yeah. It's like why is he there, and it was hard for me to like believe that character and Julie Andrews voices in the carafe in. She is great and she like a miracle creature. Yeah. A good job voices. Perfect for that. If she didn't amazing job. I didn't even know what was her. And so I looked up. I was like last night because I was like who was that. Yeah. My brother-in-law was like, oh, yes. Julianne? I like. Yeah. Could hear. Yes. She did a good job. Yeah. I do want to say that the romance in this because you know, there's a romance thing is. I just did not like it not because I I'm a big Jason momoa fan or anything like that. But it was it just did not feel realistic. And I felt like it was unnecessary like the romance in. It was Mera and she's actually engaged to be wed to king or right to his brother other. Exactly. And then she just kinda starts falling for all command. And I don't know it just seemed awkward because every moment that they had in the film where it could have been romantic. There was like a super large explosion that just ruined everything or something just like smashes through like the middle of their faces. I don't know. It was weird. Yeah. So I was like this is like the romance in this more than I liked the wonder woman romance that romance was. Like, this is more believable to me. But again, that's probably just because I some like, oh, jeez. He's so charming. I could see that would happen. I don't know. But I liked Maher's character her her character one. Yeah. The widow else was I going to say Jason momoa, again when we came into talk about this show on this like, I mean, he wasn't shirtless enough. He didn't. I love the context. And his is it and descriptions, I don't know like looking old and is just super cool. I do he swims underwater in jeans. Yeah. That is a terrible choice. It's heady awkward. No aerodynamic. Yeah. It's not. But then like they're made to be like water people. I guess swimmers. Yeah. Still God terrible choice. One thing. I do want to mention in. This is the the sound effects. A lot of the sound effects for like, so they talk about like the Evelyn of the people and some of them like stop evolving at a certain point. And then some of them are like the royalty blood people like king orm in our where they can breathe in and out of water. They can survive on both, but some of the creatures that didn't Volve like to point. They just that the salaries monsters. Yeah, they were like we're looking, of course, it was CGI. But like the sound that the sound crew chose for these sounded like. Fill like, we've all seen the transformers movie. Yeah. And win the first robot like transformer came and it makes like this weird like cliquey robotic. Yeah. That's what these sea creatures borrowed the sound effect years from us and put it into sea creatures so weird. I'm like they sound like robotic like broken robots with like dots. Like, what is going on like this we see creatures? They don't make noises like that. I don't know that I'm like sound expert. But that's what really stuck out to me, especially when they were on the boat, and they went to I was like why they're in the middle of the ocean shouldn't sound like robots right now. Also, what's mention another CGI? There was so much. But some of the Atlanta people when they go into the water evolve, some of them evolved to look like crabs. Yeah. And I couldn't stop because there's the scene there's like king orm he wants to rule all the seas. And to do that he has to have control of all of the. The kingdom today. So he wants to take control them, and the crab people essentially are not there without fighting. Yeah. And so there's like this fight between the crab kingdom and the other kingdoms. And I just couldn't like it just it was loosely when there's little crap not little but crabs because they just look like crab. Yeah. Like, a Dungeness crab attacking like someone onto shark like I just can't. Yeah. Seriously. And I couldn't stop thinking about like the south park episode crap people, and then the song crab people got into my head from those episode. And then I couldn't stop laughing because I just think crabs look funny anyway. Yes. Some guy who looks crabgrass beer. I it wasn't even like ticket sues yet crabs crawl in. And it was like facing you. Bottom part of the crash. It was so weird. I don't know. And then I do. The their guns when they would shoot at like aquaman and Mera on shore on land still sounded like they were shooting under the same sound change change at all. It's like it's like a splash of water. You're like, wait. I don't feel like that's what that gun would have sounded like out of water out is still sounds like it's in water or shooting water because I don't know it. Yeah. I don't know. Exactly. I agree. Strange. Yeah. So that is I still like the movie though, I still really liked it. Yeah. I feel like DC did a better job on this hero superhero film, and the other ones that have been before we'll see I had low expectations coming in. But I was entertained. This was an entertaining movie that to me is more entertaining than some of the other DC films. Yeah. So if you're trying to take your kids like, maybe you're still on break or something or you're ending your Christmas break going into the new year wanna take the family out to go. See a film. This is pretty good for older children. Yeah. Good Sam Lee. It's entertaining. You know, even though all the cringe things we've mentioned I was still entertained show. It was a little long. Yes. A little long coulda gotten rid of black Manta. Yeah. But the scene when aquaman is on a submarine at the very beginning. I thought that was a very good see that his character. But yeah, then they have black Manta, which is unnecessary villain. But they're just setting up for the next film that I said is just going to the next sequel with black Manta in the beginning of that they could have left him at the rest and author men to. Yeah. Well, they did sorry posing scene. And I feel like they could just done Manton the beginning. And. Yeah. That would have been enough. Yeah. And then set it up for also I did not get away the post credits scene. You're still going to want to see it gonna want to stay through the credits to see. Right. But that definitely would have set up an aquaman part two into still have villain in there. But we're gonna take another break and then come back and talk about wonder woman. What happens to your decision making when you drink? Well after one drink you feel confident a few more and calling your exit one A M seems like a great idea. And you're pretty sure the secret to a great taco is for day-old macaroni the bottom line drunk. You doesn't make great decisions. So you're risking a DUI or worse if you count on him to get you home plan before you party, get home safe. Brought to you by Washington targets hero. Welcome back to the MC movie podcast. We're gonna move on and talk about wonder woman. So wonder woman was released June. Second 2017 director was petty Jenkins. The person who played Diana or wonder woman, was gal galette get it. Go. Get good dot. Okay. I'm like putting them wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable. Steve Trevor plays played by Chris pine and then Aries played by David Saulius. Which are I feel like those are like the main characters because I really didn't this movie. Let me just give a summary. And then we'll dive in right? So Dan was raised as a Princess of the Amazons, and she was trained to be an unconquerable warrior on his sheltered paradise island. When Steve Trevor he was an American pilot posing as a German pilot or airmen ends up crashing his plane near the island paradise. Diana saves his life. Stevens telling Diana about the world and the war. That's going on. It was World War Two. Right. Yeah. So World War Two. And how the world is just a horrible position and things are just horrible all around. So she figures out that she's actually a God. And wonder woman is the only one who can defeat the God Aries or God of war who like basically starts at all according to their legend, and anyways, I Anna leaves the paradise island and with Steve they try to help people and figure out how to stop the war all this stuff. Anyway, while she tries to defeat Aries are just want to tell you how she feels about him. Really not like it. I'm sorry guys. I I like wonder woman gelded gal get it Gago. Goodell is okay collar gal Dow, yes, she did a great job as wonder woman. Like, she chewed played the very a very good. Then she looks like wonder woman. Yeah. She looks like here. She just couldn't job. Yes. She was a model before this, right? Yeah. Because she's very tall. She looks like wonder woman. I really believed that think she did a good job as wonder woman. But okay, also. Yeah, I did not love this village. And I feel bad saying that like as a woman I feel bad for not liking this. But I like wonder woman the care, right? I like the characters. Well, gal did a great job. I liked the women warriors. I didn't like the dialogue the acting thing. A fighting part, right? Were they just fight? Also, the director Patty Jenkins, she got women who are very athletic. She got real like athletic women to play these Amazonian warrior. But the problem is they're not actors, right? I just think that they were great as like all the fighting, and you see Diana training and through her life, like her origin store. Yeah. Was like a flashback. Exactly. I think not flashback but her. Origin story to set up her character all the women who played the Zony ins looked the part. And I thought were great in that sense. But I didn't think they were great at delivering their dialogue. No, not at all. And I feel like it was like a great dream like this would be great. If they could do this felt like they didn't as well as maybe could have been exactly, and I just wanna compare to the the general warriors in Black Panther all the female workers there. They got actors, but they put them through a training course to be like warrior esque like have the fighting and all that. So I feel like if they would have got like enough fit females to play these Zony and warriors they could've put them through like a training class. Right. So where it looked believable their fighting skills. But then they would have also been able to deliver their lines. Right. So I also this is another like DC thing. Like, I don't think the writing was great, no the dialogue. I can't get past. What is wrong with DC? Dialogue. I don't know. It's writing just in this film in in wonder woman, there were a lot of just I want to say empty spaces. Yes. Because some of the looks that wonder woman gives like Chris pints character is just like guys, I'm gonna talk. It's like it's like acting with your eyes, but you're not doing the acting exist. It's like you're trying to communicate rooming, but I'm not I'm not getting what it is. Exactly. And it's like a so Heidi said before before we were on air that sh-. We like Chris pine a good academic ter-. Yeah. But he this, bro. Just I don't know it just didn't fit him. Maybe it was the the writing. What it you? I didn't seem likable or but not even dislike -able as character was sort of nothing. Yeah. And I think that's what it was. It was his character. Because he I feel like he did a good job like delivering the lines. He was provided. But if they would have let him improv a little bit more. And be a little bit more. Chris pine, maybe tell them like you can still be you and December motivation of the characters go with it. Yeah. Or and just remember this is set in World War time, and then just do there. But I don't feel like they gave him that option because I didn't see it. It was hard to watch. And I didn't I also did not enjoy the love story between Diana, and Steve I just felt like it wasn't believable. And I just like, I don't know. And also, what's wonder woman? She doesn't eat a man, she doesn't she's wonderful. She doesn't need. Does. It all. I don't know. Why I needed to put that in there? I guess to give Chris pines character reasonable to be there. I guess I don't know. They could have I she wouldn't have found out any other way. Like rogue world's how found out about the war. Right. Exactly. But I do want to mention that. I did like the whole back story about like the gods. And because when when she's. Growing up. They don't tell her that. She's wonder woman or that she is part or full. She full. I don't know. She's like, anyway, she has godly blood in her whatever, I I don't know. But like the great gods airy Aries. Yeah. And yeah. So I liked the back story of that. Simply. Simply because when she goes out to the real world and everybody almost everybody she talks to she's like, I gotta find Aries. Where's Aries, and they all look at her like she's crazy talking about like. Aries God of what like that? That's not real right? Like, they're looking at her like a crazy person. And I just thought that was hilarious. But she did a good job with that. She did to have the back story there. You know, why she's over there telling people I have to find this person? Stop all this stuff because she believes that areas. The God of war is always the one who starts wars. Exact. So if she kills Aries the war World War Two. You know, events unfold, but there are other scenes with other characters as well. There's like a native American character. There's a character with PTSD, and I've found none of those lines believable. There weren't they end. So heavily into like native American American stereotype, get nothing bad or insulting. But it just like it like, gee and the character any body besides he likes sets up a teepee and makes a fire. Exactly. I'm like, what is it is you here? It is the basic stereotype of like the native like the native American like the what code speakers or whatever. But it just it was talkers coach Kerr's. Yeah. And it's like really the no it doesn't even go right now. And it was he delivered lines that we're supposed to be like, really wise, and I'm like the native American stereotype of. Yes. It was the answer. I thought that was really awkward. I don't even know if I said that was even like bad or like insulting. But. Yeah. Didn't fit it didn't fit. I I didn't see the point in having that character either. I mean, I know like Chris pine has his people that are, Steve I guess he has his little group that he can trust to go do things because in this movie. He plays a spy like he has to trust somebody. But to have those people to be people he trusts and keeps by them, bad lines. Yeah. I was just like I feel like they could have put him with like a platoon and had his people in their be his like more. They could have just written the character. Better this written the other cohort better? Yeah. But yeah, I also feel like Gago could be a good wonder woman. I just think maybe different writing, you know, or maybe it's different editors, right? Maybe some better direction. I think on the direct heart. I'm not saying anything like I don't I'm not saying I don't like Patty Jenkins. Right. Just think maybe a little bit different direction with her with Chris pine, I feel. Almost Chris pine was neglected in this film. Yeah. Because they wanted to focus more so on wonder woman. Right. Her purpose that it kind of Chris pine character. Steve got put on the background. And I was really Chris find didn't get direction. No. And they just like, I don't know. Here's your lines. Do your best Ray awkward. Yeah. I don't know a lot of other movies that she's direct is. So I can't really compare to see like what she's better at as far as if this was her first lake superhero movie, or whatever, I don't know. I do want to say that I really liked how wonder woman like her powers in how she was not afraid to use them in like, she was just so her like wonder woman was not afraid to be like when she went into the real world. She was still the Amazonian warrior wonder woman. She was not like, oh, I have to hide myself kind of like attitude that a lot of the superheroes. Get less. They're dressed up in their uniform. Shoes. Just like, you know, what I am who I am. And I'm going to save these people because I'm wondering, and this is what I do. Like she's figured out who she was. And she's just going to go be who she is like, and I really liked that about this the film rare. Yeah. Also, Patty, Jenkins directed the film monster from two thousand and three with cherise thrown. And so basically her biggest sushi did monster two thousand three and then she had one woman two thousand seventeen she also will be directing wonder woman, the next film and twenty which comes up twenty twenty that is wonder woman nineteen Eighty-four it's post production right now. And then some other TV she did a arrested development entourage smother. Tv. I am the night films films and television. Sure, okay. I'm gonna have to go reflect back on monster. I've heard of it. But I don't really remember seeing good. She got him. Yeah. I think that was well received. Yeah. Okay. I wanna say that Aries did the character of Aries. I his care the person playing him. What was his name David though list? He so I know him from the Harry Potter movies. Professor lupin. He's a good actor. I like excuse me. Just choked on air. You know, I think he's good. And I liked the character in this film. I thought that was like because the whole film was like I have to find Aries. And then really you don't believe her that she's going to find areas. Yeah. That's crazy. That's like a random Greek. God. Right. But he does appear. Eventually, you realize who he is and Aries and I liked that twist. I did like it. Yeah. I feel like. See so in other movie when we were saying about the CGI and making people look younger, I feel like they did that with Aries because if he's a God, then he wouldn't have aged the way he is true. Well, she was human form. Right. Yeah. But I mean, you like this old guy. I don't know. It was weird. It was like why is this old guy here playing Aries when they could have CGI at him to look a little bit younger or just got a different actor saying that David did a horrible job. I think he did a great job. But he's a good actor thinks funny. But I don't know it just didn't feel like it was supposed to it didn't fit a lot of things didn't fit very well with me in this movie. This is the feeling I got I also. So I would say I did not thoroughly enjoy wonder woman as much as everyone did little awkward and strangely written and directed, but I don't think that takes away from the importance that the movie wonder woman. Has like society it really coincided with the metoo movement. And I wonder when like really a lot of people felt impacted by the film and Zine like a superhero film, led by a woman did great in box office sales. And I think it really proved to studios hopefully, that women can headline their own films, and they can be very commercially successful and just successful in general, right? And I don't think my opinion of the film takes away from that. No. I don't think that means the movie doesn't have importance. I think it really does. It also came out in a time where it was really needed. And I got the important, right? I just don't think it's like a cinematic masterpiece. Right. Exactly. And for the DC lovers out there. I know that this was a definitely a good beginning for for the wonder woman series in that because I know that DC has just as many super heroes and villains as marvel but these feel like to job start. All the stuff that DC's started out with with like, the fifty million Batman movies or All Burma yet. Green lantern was horrible. You know? But I I know guy, but I just feel like wonder woman was a very very good like, you know, stepping stone. It's like Heidi said, the Batman's with Christian bale, those were good, but to take to do something different and not all the Batman series and all that and just remaking those to do something like with wonder woman in manages starting off their character. Build wonder woman, it was definitely important for them to. I like how they started with her. They'll go on the Justice league. I'm sure just like how marveled at the adventures, exactly. And I hope they remake to redo the whole. Justice. No, not the Justice league worrying lantern. No with the joker. And oh win. And the bills squad suicide squad. I don't even wanna talk about that. That was horrible. I couldn't even we're not even going to get into that. But I hope they re do that whole stuff too. Because has a lot of work, but they have to work with to do get better writers beyond yet. But that was our view on in and woman. Thank you so much for listening. Join us in next time for Moore movie reviews. 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Stop Dad Bod Shaming Jason Momoa (ft. Girls Gotta Eat)

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Stop Dad Bod Shaming Jason Momoa (ft. Girls Gotta Eat)

"<music> what's up everyone. It's chicks in the office with Rian friend. We're bringing you that Friday. Energy on a Monday and let me tell you the Friday energy is raw. It's crisp. It's everything you've ever wanted Chris Part Seltzer and it is sitting on our desk. It's everything you've ever unwanted in Friday. Energy mean Fran were feeling or friend I._M._S._A.. are feeling fantastic today. Fran let them know let them know we did last night in love note. You're doing today okay well. I went out Thursday night. Yes and <hes> it was my one of my good friends. Birthdays Happy Birthday Jen twenty five we went to catch super cool lovely my first time going. They're wild wild scene and then we went to common ground had a great time so much fun dance tonight away love of that and then I just you know to my immortal but I was the first one to work today out of the three of us in my God Fran congratulations saying you were the first one at work today but then you continue to train yes and then because you left his own for too long. Can I throw in something yeah no left us alone for too long. No left alone for way too long. Which is why I'm slowing my words right now? <hes> I had to show somebody my apartment this morning. Oh yeah that sucks so that's why I wasn't a spring chicken. I was ready by nine fifteen. Somebody who's coming to check out the apartment at nine thirty because you want to know why I didn't want to do it last night no laser. I said come tomorrow morning. They came this morning. That's fine <hes> but we were. Let's just say we came to work today and we'll summit up for you. Guys Friday Mornings Barsha Breakfast Radio Show does gentlemen's Friday right large Willie Cologne they just drink red wine and eat nice meats and cheese. Yes how'd you really did. She is really what they do. They get these bottled bottles red came as a white. I had I had plenty. We had time to kill because somebody was late. Zoa showed up late today we had both our plenty of time to kill and no large very nicely. I asked if we would like a glass of red and it was exactly what I needed like. My hangover was starting to peak and he offered that glass Arosa. Guess is exactly what I need right now. How glass it was is fantastic? I feel great right and then Fran texted us and said I'm having a glass red with large right now and I said Oh I'll be right there. Yeah so then I joined in I had two glasses of red I had shot of whatever they were given and then and then it got to like twelve P._m.. Where we said we're GONNA RECORD THE WE'RE GONNA record the podcasts at one but from twelve to one? What are we going to do where you sit here? We're going to the alcohol that we're drink is gonNA wear off France. Hangovers GONNA come back. What do we need to do right now? Keep the energy rallied the troops re-ascended the text message to other females in the office like kind of kidding till I go across the street as far and got shot yeah and it was received very well. It was received very well. 'cause we all went into the bar across the street. We had two and a half Tequila. I do not friend did not but I did not have because let me tell you. I don't really take shots. I really can't do it. Shots doesn't matter what the alcohol is just does not sit well with me to kill his actually the worst one and Thursday night common ground. You know a very nice I took a killer shot and I like immediately had to run to the bathroom because I was. I had to like baby spit up like in the same way. Let's discuss. It's disgusting. It's really just the opening needs to know that but I'm just saying this isn't my defense because so many people like a furniture pussy. You can't take a shot. No I really can't be sucked because normally I'll have a drink in my hand. Take the shot and I'll chug my other rank and try and wash away but I did it so it was just like you had to write no salts. That's just a lime right and I thought I was going to die for a split second but I was okay through. I totally feel that I <hes> I commend you for that because I feel like when it's your friend's birthday you have to take the shot. I usually not one who could take shots although like a few years ago I'd be able to take Tequila shots all the time then I went through a little break. I couldn't do it now. I'm back to being able to do it because if I drink regular mixed drinks I throw up the next morning I realized I just take shots shots I don't I I realized that so today. I was like guys. Let's go take a few Tequila shots that will that's what we did that. I really well to make you feel better at your birthday. Last year. I remember <hes> we were at bar in Brooklyn and two lovely people came up to me and said Radio WanNa take a shot and I said yeah what's Tequila. Let's do patrol on they ordered the worst skill ever wasn't patrolling. I throw up all over the bar so you know sometimes that happens yeah. It's I have no idea what kind of to kill I drank was fine. It was something about killing just like really stays in my throat and you know like it's j you were looking at the shots at the by wish absolutely disgusted with us but you know what you saw the footage of me in the bathroom by myself it would actually be l.. Well funny. I wish I had had the sink on splashing. Sometimes you have to do like I was like taking depress. I'm like okay friend like you can do this. Just like just keep it spray. Get the water to try and work and now I'd still like is still being being yourself a pep talk in the Mirror I've ever done that. Oh yeah like you. Just look at yourself in the mirror and you're listening. No especially I will Thursday night I was looking at myself was like you are here for Jones. Birthday need to be able to handle yourself. You took that skill shot now you have to go out their own it and be okay and I was like you know what that's the last thing I'm gonNA drink. I'm not gonNA get another drink. So I ask myself pretty well. It was fine and we had a great time but the thing that sucked the most was I thought I was going to be sleeping at my apartment in my boyfriend. I don't live together and he came to Jen's Party and he long story but I basically he was like. Can we say at my apartment tonight so I was not prepared. Normally I always have stuff and it's it's hard to leave stuff but really I at this point. I need to just have doubles of everything. I don't know how you don't have stuff there a nose point in time I watch Scott I because I just I leave stuff but then I always need it so I I carry it and he doesn't stay his apartment that much especially in the summer. He's home a lot and then he stays in my apartment so it's like I. It was very funny though because stayed there I was like I got nothing. I was in the very booby shirt and blue shirt and you know jeans and heels for the boy. All I had no yeah. They were shaking his head and discuss. That's fine. It's fine. All I had was was like a pair of sneakers at his apartment so I was like all right well. At least I have the sneakers to wear put them on so many looks leaving his apartment building this morning and it was so funny because I just I was literally standing on the curb heels in my hand waiting for my Uber and just looked like a mess until is the people walking to work. It looks like a walker shame but you're just leaving your boy. I know which is actually like stop the shaming of Walker Shame in general because yeah you severely better name leaving your boyfriend's house you could you know it may not be the walk fail this one lady who was really giving me the side I really I almost wanted to be like Hey lady look. I've been dating my boyfriend for a longtime like I did have any clothes for and you don't have to explain to be on the street like I'll use the dagger but at the end of the day this is what I think about at the end of the day. You're never gonNA see that person again most likely so who gives a fuck of they live in his building so I could very possibly suit okay well. That's a different story that this was the lady off the street and no no no this was me like outside is building is I was waiting for at the end of the day soon enough. We'll be moving out and you gotta deal. That's a very small amount of my life. I sometimes I passed on the street and I'm like I look weird right now and then I think about it. I'm like they're not thinking about me. They're thinking about themselves. Just like how I'm thinking about myself that I just walk. Shame should've just have a better name. I know there I know the kids these days you have other names for Shocker shacking shocker. I've never jacker. I never used that idol. I don't know I pass that time. Yeah even my younger than I think shocker was Kinda like calling the Natalie saying yes. She's into meetings shocker day. Yes so that's what I'm saying even my friends. It was always that I guess that has a better connotation to it then shame shame because it's like maybe you just held up with the guy why why are you ashamed to shed and be well. I Yeah I mean I guess it's just the clothes situation because you have to wear all the same close yeah you have to sometimes that's just the way I put on a t shirt like one of his t shirts. I was like well. Maybe I'll just put on T. shirt. I got my jeans. Diggers won't looked up at looks. He's shirts so big. I was like this is so much worse. I'd rather just where the booby shirt out on the street because this is even worse where the booby shirt out on the street because then you just like one of us walk into work yeah could be wearing heels in my hand that I think the dead giveaway that when you have the heels in your hand and maybe like a little lipstick smear then you're kinda gainfully I thankfully I do have makeup wipes there so I was able to at least clean my face excellent God friend you scared you scared me then you like you realize it and you take snapshot of yourself or something and you have Mascara running down your face disaster a very uncleaned feeling not how big wipes yeah yeah no matter what you just feels bad on your skin. It's disgusting. I can't remember the last time I went to sleep without white wiping my makeup off. I can't remember the last time I have I I've done a recently where it really is. I got I was late and just passed out so I can't get pimples a half to do all right friend. It's time for road either. Send that yes our we've been slacking. We've been slacking because we want vacation that. We didn't do it on Monday but we're back. We're going to do Diane so keep sending them at Marine Afo C._I.. U._F._O.. Let's get into it is a good one okay. I genuinely gasp at this one you did. I watched you gasp. You guys washed Noah's now yelling me as a real time gas. The Mike Okay well. Torgersen here is my did I descend that so I was working Thanksgiving morning at I hap- we close at for and I was going to meet my dad's side of the family at his house for dinner. After my shift I leave my phone sitting on the counter because it's huge in my apron around around noon I go check my phone and text for my dad thinking. He's just texting me about dinner tonight. I opened my phone and about fucking died the texture my dad said. Do you want to suck my cock. Oh No no oh no no no then after that he said oops then L._l.. Sorry I I didn't know what to say so I responded L.. O. L. Then had to see him for hours and eat across the table from him at fucking Thanksgiving dinner one he lives with my stepmom. So why would he be texting her that and to how the hell all did accidentally go to me and three why Thanksgiving morning shouldn't you guys be cooking. anyways I was mortified and it was an awkward night with the sent the CIT synthesis cedo twitter but hopefully so you'll see it here and this morning's don't text and drive remind me of this one time my cousin sent me a snap saying he came in my braces or something along those lines and I screen job it and sent it to her saying ha ha dead with the picture texting and driving somehow how I turned it texting grace detecting grandma and I send it to my grandma so this girl has just really like her. Family is always texting the most interesting talk to her daughter. She's the one receive sleeve. She's the one who received the miss text. I love backwards which is just amazing because this is yes she. She was on the other end of getting Texas. She was not supposed to get. I would absolutely fucking throughout true. I think I would really struggle to look my dad and I would be like dad. You know what you're fucking disgusting again because you sent me the most vile tax message I've ever read in my entire life like if I got that somebody some from somebody somebody else I'd be like yeah that's fine. Whatever okay right getting that from your father is borderline like throw away my whole phone and I don't want to own a phone number again? That's like it's wild because we we always joke about men. Men Are Gross. Oh Cement or this but you never think of your dad like that because like he's your dash is one of those games like your dad is just like everybody else and Scott. That's disgusting to think about. Let's move on before I they just to get into the topic. It's probably Monday morning right now and everybody listening to this and their thing about their dads and we need to move on immediately. Yeah not truly at this point. Maybe Monday you had you had a great weekend end and you're feeling like I did this morning. Savvy glass red right now. You deserve that after listening to that story really just have a glass of red and it just makes your day so much better so true but we have a great. We have a great show like usual like the girls from the girls got a podcast on the show today. They were fantastic. I wish we had more. Maybe they'll come back at some point. Maybe we'll do something later with them but they are there so funny so much find. We had a great time with them. <hes> we also talked about Jason. Momoa people are saying he has a dad Bod Taylor swift was the highest paid celebrity of two thousand nineteen and she also might have been calling out scooter Braun. Miley Cyrus did an interview with L.. Bad baby signed a one million dollars songwriting deal Justin bieber finally collaborated with billy eyelash. Chrissy Teigen was caught up in yet another meam Jake Paul and Tanna were engaged and Jake Paul spent only one hundred twenty five dollars on the ring ring and of course we have the girls joining us so let's get into it starting off with Jason Momoa for sure sponsored by some turnaround shackles it you you probably know you should be taking vitamins to help. Supplement your diet but so many options how do you know wish nutrients you need and which ones you're probably already getting enough of from your diet. That's why you need. Ritual women deserve a clean effective multivitamin bacon. 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Who are we to shame MM DAD broads but they're saying Jason Momoa has a dad bide and he's gaining way and this not the other thing he looks fucking fantastic is penser pop and he's walking around looking hot as can be and people are trying the body shame him my mind and it's funny because I saw like screen shots of a lot of the comments and a lot of them were from facebook? I feel like it's just angry like it seemed like angry. Middle aged women on their facebook saying that Jason Momoa looks bigger like some of the comments and O._M._G.. What happened to the avs somebody else wrote? He looked so different than somebody else wrote. Dad Bod is just wild wild. I think that that is dad. Jason Momoa is also listed at six four like he's. He's a big guy. He's got a lot of mass e six four is you know and he's has not like aac yeah. Maybe it's not like the crazy game of thrones six pack version of him that were used to seeing but you can't main so imagine that poor guys to maintain that when he's not actually like filming those kinds of shows the photo that nation nation the the photo the photo that I'm looking out of Jason Momoa looks to me like the ideal male body yeah right just like you know big guy and soling as rich as nice stomach looks like looks like if I hugged him. I'll be warm and safe a NASA right in there. I don't feel on attracted to this body. Whatsoever actually feel attract very attracted to it yeah so I wish people would stop hating on Jason Momoa because he's fucking hot and the people were writing? This are probably not yeah and he he's on vacation with his wife in Venice you know he's just having a good time now. He's gotTa be bodies. Dad Bod`ed shamed. No no dad bonds are that everybody should have a Dodd Dhanbad on the dad. If that's what a dad bodies one hundred percent I feel like we should put that out there like Jason Momoa face of the Dad bots or like Oh. That's a dad by fine. I'll have that does this guy to get a bodily exactly likely dad bod`ed wear wear close often people you know you D- acidy how come after Drago like that. I know Aquaman. Thankfully the Jay's supporters like us. We exist. They're they're hitting back the trolls. Someone wrote back. If that's a dad Bob and I wish I had that exactly give a man give the man of break. He isn't actually God for those getting confused and then another person wrote he will be back in shape for two right now. He's just enjoying his vacation with his family. The thing is I I bet if he just like tightened up stomach a little bit six flex just slashing his picture. He's just walking around. He just tightened up a little bit. I'm sure everything would pop out all of a sudden we'd see a six pack but right now he's just chilling just let agree just what Jason Momoa chill let him to Asian and he's living his life on vacation you do you you keep drinking living your life. He looks and keep that dot because it looks good aim he listed names and yours. Is they get once twice to do. What do you do the what should be me? Do Look what you just me. Page six reported that music insiders are now saying that Taylor Swift is playing the victim card. Apparently people are saying that she might have called out scooter Lebron's during her performance and it seems like a confusing conversation people are unclear about whether or not she did. She performed Amazon Prime Day. Everybody was freaking out because it's shake it off. They thought that she really emphasized the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world's more than she normally does. I don't know why I'm laughing but like the fact that people will take that and they're like she really emphasized that Loesch out scooter brel everybody on either say I know shake it haters. There's GonNa Scooter Bronx over. She hit dirty dirty cheese. The world like a little harder than she normally yeah. She's had a little more a little more the liars and the dirty dirty cheats and and then she like went back and just singing. I could see it. Does that necessarily mean. She was calling out scooter Brian. Yeah probably because that's a shit that Taylor swift US yeah I I mean I could see in the back of her head being like I'm going to emphasize these words that this hits Scooter Bra but at the same time like then just fucking call outs Brown on stage I WANNA see you get up there and point your finger out there. It'd be like fuck you scooter Braun because that's what a rockstar would do Taylor swift get ups there and she's just like singer lyrics a little harder just got up there and call them outlets. Let's see some of that because everything is petty everything's behind closed doors with Taylor swift but then she caused somebody out and then she goes in hiding right. That's what I see. I agreed with Taylor Swift. Will you should own your music all of that but when you call somebody out so publicly early you call them out so so publicly and then you run and hide and then don't talk about anything else after that. I think that's kind of bullshit because you just call them out so publicly right now. Now you WANNA keep every private has it won't she won't actually talk to swell. That was another point you call them out so publicly you say he has he you know he mistreated you and then he reaches out to you and you ignore him. How is he supposed to treat you nicely? If you're ignoring him right it's worth having conversation I and whoever page six has quotes from these so-called music insiders whatever the hell that means that could be it could be anybody that could be a person who follows a lot of music accounts on twitter acted literally be me reaching out ah I'm a music yeah so they said that the quote says everyone knows she's playing the victim. She has five homes a private jet. She even summons her boyfriend. She sends a jet to London to pick them up and brings him to her when she needs him. I laughed at that. That because that's such a baller move imagine just having a plan you could be like. Can you just like go pick up my boyfriend and bring him back from London. See it's her power move so it's up to our move. That's what somebody who was the richest. The highest paid celebrity and twenty nine hundred thousand gets to do pick up her boyfriend like it's an uber yet we could we could shit on Taylor swift and we could say what are we want but at the end of the day she's the highest paid celebrity of two thousand nineteen. She's one of the biggest popstars she makes great music and she could pick up her boyfriend and a plane clean and send them back like it's an uber like it's no big deal so you know it is what it is at the end of the day. She's more powerful than all of us including scooter-bomb yeah it's tough because all these people are like well she. She's omitting the fact that she could have. That's should it. Oh my God. I can't talk today. It's horrible. She omitted the fact that she could have just bought her music. Backer bought the label as a whole but that's W- and that wasn't like the deal that guard deal was that she would have to work off buying each album. Now is the only deal she was offered. If she was offered hey buyer music and and instead they sold it to score Bron that would be wild because she has the money to buy it but that's not like the deal that they gave her. Sorry obviously that people say oh. She could've bought the label like no. She couldn't have just bought she couldn't have just bought the label right. I didn't want to that's a lot of responsibility that Taylor swift probably doesn't WanNa have is by doing the scooter Bron deal. That's why Scooter Brown Scooter Bronwen Taylor swift is Taylor swift to different type of people in the business so I think you know a lot of people are GonNa find excuses for Scooter Braun and for Scott but what I said when we talked about this last time I still I still stick with. I do agree Taylor. Swift should absolutely own her on music. Yeah I mean I just feel like any artist. I anybody who who makes something of their own own it but I also think her anger should have been more towards Scott. I I still I still stand with that but at the end of the day I do see I see both sides of the situation because it's a business business deal for people yeah for both parties and Taylor Swift's lawyer said that Scott Actually Scott never gave Taylor swift an opportunity to purchase her masters or the label outright with a check in the way he is now apparently doing for others see then there you go then people say that and if that's true that's fucked up then you hear sky and scooter saying they did offer they did offer right and no you WanNa believe Taylor swift because why would she lie about something like that. Yeah of course everybody freaks freaks out on twitter because she performed on Amazon Prime Day and it's while I actually don't know what I don't know what my what life would be like if every single thing thing that you did was like analyzed for special hidden meanings all the time right all the time it because you could post an instagram story for example. I posted instagram story of skittles this morning I was if I was a celebrity and I was fighting. Somebody super famous somebody would find reason as to why posted skittles like yes. I was Taylor Swift fighting with Katy Perry and I posted skittles. It'd be like Katy Perry hate skittles by Taylor posted that if anything you do anything you do if she's saying the lyrics of her song and everyone was like that was for you scooter like what was it. I don't know now you're making me thinking was well. I see that's what I'm saying. You don't know it's for scooter. I would've never thought in my ahead sheet is really emphasized that scooter yeah now that all these crazy people on the Internet winner because your head exactly it's so crazy. She can't go outside. If she has like were on her. She could have like a stupid word on a t shirt. Everyone would be like now. What does that mean and she'd be like? It's I just like the shirt especially Taylor swift too because it's heightened with. It's very much heightened with her because she does do she does hit him. She's used to do it yeah. She is open to said yes. I love playing the scheme with my fan. I guess you know my album. I songs coming out. You guessed the theme of this so I'm sure she also does that with drama. If she's doing it for music she's ahead and messages for her music for making everybody going to scavenger onto figure out her album name like she's doing that for people she has yama with. I can bet getting well. We know this Taylor. Swift is the most petty person to get into a fight with you. Do Not WanNa get do if I would tell her swift because it's pettiness all over the place ignore you should probably put a giant snake honored right state she poplar she probably doesn't directly talk to Konya or Kim and says what she's feeling. Just does some petty jet all the time which you know all at the end of the day Iraq I the respect it. I'm like that's just the game. She plays when you're Taylor Swift. You can be pettily that if this was anybody else. I'd be like fuck them like these but if it's Taylor swift your Taylor swift you can do whatever you want yeah same thing beyond say you think beyond say is going out of her way to contact the Kardashians Kanye West. Let them know she's mad. I don't think so she's probably just carrying on with her. Day and setting sending subtle messages exactly exactly just like has her people like say things to people who say things to other people yeah I mean you're you know you're just bigger than that exactly Kardashians they have a reality show based off the drama of their lives and the reason we follow the Kardashians is for their lives so they're just going to straight up confront. Tell everyone yeah but when you're when you're like the biggest singers on earth you don't gotTa do Komo certainly Taylor certainly doesn't you can just hide it all and drive everybody crazy when they try and guess what's happening. Yeah I guess so she's going to keep doing that. It is what it is. The ball around me wake up with new dome about drugs will if at nine around me sued dental around me. Miley Cyrus did an interview with L. where she talks about her new album she is coming <hes>. She talks about her marriage with Liam. It's a very interesting interview. It's always always interesting reading miley cyrus thoughts because you think you know everything about or you think you know what her mind is about and then she says something else in interview that throws you off yeah and she they opened the interview by by saying that this was written by this woman Molly Lambert for L. and they were sitting at her house in in the hills because obviously they don't have their home in Maryland anymore and Milo told told her that she tries to meditate the night before interviews on what her goal is and what the inner what she wants the interview to say about her so I guess she really like prepared this and spoken. She said my record record is called. She is Miley Cyrus. She does not represent a gender. She is not just a woman. She doesn't refer to a vagina. She is a force of nature. She is power. She can be anything you want to be therefore she is everything she is the super she she is the Shiro she is this she ito and then she said that she is the most confident version of herself and that she woman is taking back to power. She is here fierce fem energy and should I guess she kept talking about how women are the reasons for life which is a blessing and a curse. She talked about the expectations that are put on females Mel's she said that we are expected to keep the planet populated and when that isn't a part of our plan or our purpose there's so much judgment and anger that they try to make change laws to force it upon you even if you become pregnant in a violent situation if you don't want children people are view like you're a cold heartless Betcha who's not capable of love. She apparently hates the word selfish she said. Why are we trained that love means putting yourself second and those who love I if you love yourself then what you come first and then she said so that's my spiel and she sat back down yes so she she feels very very strongly about all of that? I think that Monte SARS is very empowering. Every time I read an interview from her. I'm like Oh shit. I WANNA run the world like Miley Cyrus <hes> she also mentions her marriage marriage with Liam and she says that she doesn't like husband and wife Yes. She says his partner more. This is where I think she like some and she mentioned she's an over thinker in one end parts of this interview <hes> they said it sounds like you've been thinking a lot about women's <hes> the woman's body and she said Yeah. I'm such an over thinker yeah when she says she doesn't like the words husband and wife to me. That's that's over thinking in my in my personal opinion. You know what I mean yeah but she says that she likes the word partner Gartner better yes. She said that husband and wife has such an old she feels like as an old school connotation to it where it's like the Tiberi traditional wedding slay you know husband works woman. You know like the husband wife kind of dynamic but that's like you know when people's when when people say husband and wife. I don't think like husband be working. Wife should be home. I just think oh that's the husband and that's his wife. Yeah you know depending on the relationship Yep Yep. No I agree and of it like obviously my I think like she said Miley does really deep dot like deep dive into the meaning of just words in what she's saying. If that means she doesn't really alike husband and wife or if that like husband and wife reminds her of something that old school that's fine. She can use something else yes. She doesn't WanNa use it so she doesn't know exactly so you know she. She just is obviously always been very open to be herself. She said she said she thinks it's very confusing to people that she is married because her relationship is so different <hes> she said. I don't know that I would ever publicly allow people in there because it's so complex and modern in new. They don't think we're in a place where people would get it. I mean do people really think that I'm at home in a fucking apron cooking dinner I in a Hetero relationship but I still am very sexually attracted to women people become vegetarian for health reasons but bacon is still bugging good and I know that I made a partner decision. This is the person I feel has my back. The most I definitely don't fit into a stereotypical wife role. I don't even like that word that's that she didn't like husband and wife but it is Zaveri unique situation because I think everybody made such a big to do about Miley being with men being with women and like always the I feel like that was more at a time <music>. I'm when obviously it was only a few years ago but it's still like a time where people were like. Oh my God you know what I mean. Even though it was only a few years ago but I just love how open and honest she is because it is she is over are thinking that she says she over thinks she dives very deep into into words mean and even if somebody doesn't agree with that she's still going to be like well. This is what it feels to me so no matter what. She says she says what something feels there. She doesn't not say because she thinks Oh. The world thinks this she says no matter what another thing I what I want to point out was she talks about Karma and how this person said it's confusing when bad people succeed yeah and she said it's just cause causing effects. If you have a lot of money and you did a lot of shady shit you're going to win a doesn't mean at some point. Someone's not GonNa take you down but I just don't believe that everyone gets what they deserve. And then she mentioned how many artists and super talented people she no. That's never gotten a break and she knows it was a Karma isn't real yeah. I think about this all the time I think about it all the time about how there are so many people out there that are just bad people yeah they're just bad people but they will always be more successful than other other people who are just really genuinely good people and it. It just doesn't matter right so I thought in because a lot of people will be like Oh. You know you always get what you they'll get. What's coming in like notably won't they? Sometimes you just they just don't bad people win wins. Sometimes I think about that a lot so I really liked that. She brought that up because it is something that people always say they're like Oh. No don't worry going to work out like you have to be real about it. Sometimes sometimes bad people are GonNA win. Yeah I really I mean every time like you said at the beginning every time we see a new interview with Miley I I read it or he listened to our whatever and it actually really makes me like sit and think about life like they're thinking about life and just relationships in the way that she it carries herself and I also we talk about how much we love Myelin Liam because we love and it makes me think of like Liam side of things and how supportive he he must be and it's so nice for her to hear her say like I'm with him because he's the guy like he's the person being that has my back the most and I can trust one hundred percent which is which is so nice it does because she doesn't careless like it could have been could have been Amana could've been woman. She's attracted to both but it's Liam because that's that's just the baddest instrumentals he feels the most comfortable right and I also love how she said that she he doesn't it doesn't just define women and whatnot but I do think that Miley Cyrus is a very very empowering role model for women like us as well because she gets on stage right and she has just throwing rowing her body around on the stage looking so hot. She's like she has barely anything on. You know what I mean. She's just being herself because she feels really comfortable on that and she mentioned she's like sometimes being sexual makes me feel good. I'm I'm not doing that for America's. I'm trying to get guys attention and have them tell me I'm hot like it makes me feel good to act that way on stage and address that way and I and I agree with her on that you know I think it's bullshit when people like oh they dress like back because they were obviously trying to get somebody say they looked hot like no. I put this on because I actually felt really good in it myself. I looked in the mirror and said Hey. I feel good about this so I love that. She mentioned that as well. I think the whole interview altogether was very empowering. Just like <unk> Ariana Grande days interview totally interview and I love how. She said that she was asked if she thinks that people don't think of her as a musician enough and she said I think now I actually have the respect that I want. I walk into a room. People may think O._J.. O'Shea okay she gets her tits out but they also think she's got a fucking sick voice and that's all I care about yeah. I agree with that too. She has an amazing voice and if you if you can't agree with that or acknowledge that then you're just you're being an idiot because people were always ignoring comments how how she's acting whatever but she's like but if they're banal they're like but she's got a fucking sick voice and that's like matters to her exactly and that's awesome and she does not just a fact. She has a fucking awesome voice and it is funny because when she was Hannah Montana obviously you didn't think to yourself like Oh. She has amazing voice. You were thinking Oh so popstar that I you know I'm young and I WANNA be like her and I love her but now we're in our twenties and we're still listening to Miley highly cyrus and she has a fantastic voice so it shows she's not just some Disney star. She really does have a lot and she also said not to expect you to have children anytime soon. Oh I wanted to point. She also mentioned the fact like when when when people talk about not want to have children on people judge them yeah. I hate that too yeah. I really hate that too because sometimes you know I think it's I think it's irresponsible to have a child and not take care of them right. Rather totally invested have exactly if you're not totally invested in having a child. Don't just have one because people are saying you need to have one because that's not fair to the kid right so I heard what she said about that too yeah and I I liked that. She brought brought that she was like hey. I'm not ready to have have a kid and she's like and she also said that you know we are destroying our planet which she's not wrong about and just like look. I'm not I'm not like going to give my kid is shitty life because the planet we live on this in bad in a bad situation and obviously now this is like my Miley has always taken things to the extreme right leg. It's not have a childlike because the BRANAGH's battery. They're GONNA get elected. I'm moving. She was all about that and it's like the extremes extreme and she didn't. She didn't move away. She'll very passionate passionately about things which is totally fine and if she doesn't WanNa have kids because she thinks her okay get screwed with the ship planet that serve decision yeah I mean the thing is that's her decision. Do I agree with that. I'm I'm probably still have kids. Although the planet yes sucks but at the end of the day let's try and figure out both Oh yes right like can I have kid. Maybe treat the planet nicely. That'd be nice <hes> yeah I think she is a very passionate person and we've all been in those spots where we say stuff that we you know like when when trump got elected she was on moving and she obviously didn't move but that's that stuff that happens all the time. You're like Oh. I'm still pissed right now. I'm doing this and like. Do you really mean it no but it's just passion though I thought it was a great interview from her and plus got a mention before we move on the pictures. We're just fantastic. She looked so hot. She's got the Hannah Montana hair yeah love and not shocking at all that it was another phenomenal shoe phenomenal getting that Monica party which the commercial based busted them apart. I got endorsements ready. Use the cough. Since this happened to place on the world. I smelled a plaque job in jumping but now bad baby bad bobby bad Bob who who we call bad bobby bobby for so long like oldest we were saying the wrong somebody saying Barbie with like a very strong accent Dhabi. That's how we were saying it. We thought it was bad bobby for so long. We set it that way for so long. We're so stupid because I want to tell you why are stupid because because bad just when you look at writing it is really quite dumb because she we say bad is h is in the bad bad and the baby baby. There's no all air baby like it's just like the hey we decided at bobby bad but we just decided to give the same ace south or both as a you know but now it's she felt I e whatever you get into it. I know that it's bad baby now instead of bad bobby which I love that bobby so much more just rolls off the tennis too much. It's her personality personality way more like what's everybody bad bobby yeah like I like that just fits but it is what it is <hes>. She signed a one million dollar songwriting deal. Kill me kill me. How can bad baby get one million deal? All she did was just be rude her mom million dollars. I'm do I need to get my mom on the show and be like shut the fuck up and then somebody will give me a record. I gotta get her on. Get It on Dr Phil or something I don't know what to do. We gotTA disrespect the shit out of our parents. You Got US record deal around here. It's crazy and it's just like she has certainly made the most out of her opportunity. I'll tell you that like she is clear. S. capitalized sized unlike a lot of that I've ever seen before on make it's almost like remember the hot inmate yes who like everyone freaked out about any golic modeling modeling bagged and then he was dating aired atop shop or whatever it was like a whole big like he capitalized on his situation. This girl capitalize on her situation. Will this goes right back to what I was saying my sheriff right and this goes I don't know but it goes back to what I was saying about Miley and what she pointed out about it all the time just because you are good person right does not mean every like success in fame and money and fortune is GonNa Follow Oh you if you're a bad person you'll probably gonNA. You're probably GONNA work out like bad. Baby baby was so rude to her mom imagine as she only succeeds only sixteen but imagine acting that way towards does your mom but and then that's the reason why you become famous like when she's older and maybe possibly she has kids and they're like mum. How did you become famous? She was like I told my mom to fuck off like yeah. You'RE GONNA get any respect. I don't know T._A._C. said that she signed a one million dollar exclude exclusive songwriter and Co Publishing Agreement with Pulse Music Group which is a subsidiary of B._M._i.. which collects licensing fees on behalf of artists and distributes them as royalties to the artists so her deal calls for her to get three hundred and fifty thousand dollars up front and then she will get to three hundred twenty five thousand dollars installments later once she hit certain revenue targets the one million dollars the one million is an advanced ads on her future royalties but she'll also get at least seventy percent of her future record sales licensing fees and digital streaming other pulse clients? Are People like tied Dow assign run the drills enrich skin. Whatever ever I just it's it's it's just crazy because every like this? It just legitimizes her even more crazy. I'm like I we now have to respect that Gabia. We got like we have to tip are capped bad baby and say hey good for you for being roots your mom like may maybe I hope. I hope she's nicer mom now. I hope I hope she gives her mom a lot of that money she deserves a lot is the wrong and why she's he's year off the reason yeah God and that why don't WanNa sound like see like we're twenty one twenty four. We're like Oh God like I don't WanNa see Mike you know like out just not hip not in it because I feel like talking love bad baby b but at the same yeah I've seen from our fans being guys. GotTa get on the bad baby wave and that's how I that's how I found out it was bad baby not bad bobby it's because somebody deemed us and was like pronouncing it wrong and she's great so I don't know maybe we need to open is a little bit more but how I feel about her is that she was a piece of shit to her mom and now she gets a million dollars songwriting deal and get. I'm here like singing my heart out and I get nothing I agree one thought. He is worth A. Million Dollars ready deal for sure is better than anything bad baby ever in fact. I and you know like rat. I don't listen to a lot of rap music to begin with to like. I'm not listening to bad bait now because you know I'm not going to like it and that's just that's not bad baby. That's just I don't really listened to a lot of rap. You see I do listen to a lot of rap music and I still won't listen to bad baby but may I see I don't even ask now. Maybe you have to give it a travel. I don't even listening because I don't want to like it. I don't even I can't even name one song because I'm like fuck nine six nine and listen to music and then all of a sudden like I was talking to rocking out so yeah bears the problem so you do okay. I'm not bad. 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I stand the Guy Don't <music> act like you don't know that guy so critical both my sleeves yet so it yeah back guy always gadget back guy throws the bad first of all. It's impossible to Knob bob route. Listen that's hot. What is so good itself billy in the catch? The song is so catchy I remember the first time I heard the song and I wasn't familiar with Billy Irish but I heard the Song Oh my God I love that song immediately realized it was billy and I played that song a million million times when I when I found out what it was so the song itself is so good already and then the first time I listened to it. I was like Oh my God this is this is just really cool because billy Bush has always been obsessed with Justin Bieber and the cut car or on billy dressed up service younger in her room with Justin Bieber post in the background and it just makes you really happy that billy Bush got the chance to make a remix of her best song with Justin Bieber. It's one of the most popular songs right now and has been for months and then Justin Bieber hops up on it but I think I like the original better I think I like the original better because we get all billy we get the fresh song and I and listen I love Justin's voice and I always Shelton was trying to sound like billy's the justice trying to sing like billy when Justin's part started. I had to listen for awhile before I was like okay. This is Justin for a second. I was still billy. I can't tell right. I just feel like Justin's voice didn't particular like a bit in right with billy but I just I was just really happy. They did because of the story then you like their own song Nachos like they make a press in jumping and a song that already exist. I the only thing I did want to say okay was that Justin Bieber's cost jumping on people's music and make his own music. Please and thank you yeah I mean we just want your own album justin so he's just talking so much about how much she loves Haley all over and Scrim well. I'm fine with nobody. I'm just like great some love songs. I'm I'm fine with Justin and Haley and the pictures yeah but I agree with you. If you're going to express your love for Haley all the time I love song the the one posts that he had this week that I was like. It's not like <hes> but I was like Oh. The caption was it was like she was asleep in his arms. They were in bed. It was a very cute photo. Obviously you know they're all snuggled up but his caption was my lips. Get Jealous of my arms because I can hold you with them. I was just like oh just just despicable. I love them together but at the same time that caption made me WanNa throw up everywhere yeah like babies is really sweet and you guys look really nice together but that captain is making me nauseous. It's just funny because every time he writes anything out and we've talked about this before it's just his clear train of thought in the written word you know he just is typing what he thinks he posted a picture of them at Disney and he was like love days with you baby one day I'll be doing daddy daughter dates not hinting at anything soon. I'm not in the rush. I just want to enjoy you. Buy Yourself for Awhile Hashtag Disney. Sometimes I think he's just saying things that tight. He's typing and usually have a filter. You say oh I should say this. I shouldn't say that Justin Justin Bieber has no filter. When it comes to posting he just post all his thoughts things? You don't need to share it with the public but yet he's like you know. I really can't wait for Daddy. Daughter dates not right now of course like I don't know say that the healy real life because we don't need that on a caption of a picture in my personal opinion I agree the Jake Paul and Tanna they. They're paid six reported that Jake Paul his engagement ring to Tanimoto is actually worth one hundred twenty five dollars and I feel like like this just proves that this has to be fake because if this was real Jake Paul would one hundred percent one hundred percent one hundred percent spend more than one hundred twenty five dollars. If he was proposing he would not spend spent one hundred twenty five dollars for an engagement ring. Let's be real people right. The money they make is is just disgusting. They make money coming out of their ass. Jake Paul is spending more than that on a real engagement page. Six wrote that the cubic Sir Konia ring from a Dina's drills costs one hundred and twenty five dollars features a large rectangular stone tapered baggage side crystals and it's just it's just big time fake so oh that's that's fine. I mean it's funny because it makes it very. I think it makes it very clear that this were all being mind controlled by like you you don't. I don't know what to think about them like it's like they're it's supposed to be there real life but not they're real light. It's not their real life. They're all playing pretend at all times if you look at the ring it looks like I and that's the thing when I saw mash it was massive czar and the weights sparkled just didn't look like a real engagement ring fake so I kind of understand it dollars. Photo encasement photo shoot was is quite sickening. Would you think of it I can I'll. I'll second that I don't know like they'll like the heart country in the fields. I don't know I just feel like the VIBE didn't fit them if they day didn't engagement photo shoot and it was being like absurd in the club middle fingers drinks everywhere yeah. That's an engagement jake on the roof of his house or something. Did you know that her shows not actually on M._T._v.. It's on the youtube no so I figured that out the other day when she said like the I wrote I haven't watched so she hey episodes out. I thought it was on M._T._V. turns out. It's actually just on Youtube Oh M._t._V. Youtube wow. That's the it's a it's a whole digital show yeah. It's a game changer the digital that's smart mark yes so this whole time we've been towers reality show and it's on Youtube show but definitely makes sense it makes a lot of sense why she and Jake would be a part of it definitely and look. She's clearly I duNno. They're still going on along with it like they're still saying they're engaged. Engagement photo shoot. She wears the ring the whole thing so we're just along for the ride. We'll see what happens. I mean I guess we can keep on just like being along for the ride and whatnot and acting like we believe them but <hes> you know how we feel about it and what we've said and we think it's fake. Do we think Jake Paul Antenna are gonna live happily ever after no we don't Jake Paul and Tanner not like living in their eighties together. They're just not we. We know that junk inside your trump gig get you John my money money on me. How Me Chris Teagan was was on twitter because once again she's getting memed and this time it was a picture of her vacation and she was holding miles there in a pool hot tub who knows something Nice? They look like they're on a yacht or something and John Legend was is looking I guess had her but in that direction and he's making like a like a gross face the sons in his eye yes and crissy's made it very clear that she does not have an ass she she re tweeted it and and said everyone's so used to ass shots Photoshop instagram's. I've had no ass forever as this new news to some of you. This is an unfortunate circumstance because of course Chrissy like usual. She makes a joke joke got a bit. She says guys. I've never had an ASS. Whatever yeah but if I'm in this position I'm mad at my husband for making that face? Although it's it's not as fault it was a `Paparazzi shot caught off guard. You know you can't control even thinking really lovely you probably it was not looking as he was probably the sun probably caught his eye but the way that the the picture captures this is that it looks like John Legend is discussing critiquing right and in which we all male is no. It's not true it's just not true at all but in those moments of like people making fun you on the Internet start going after because you're taking out on hip and this is prime time me material where like you know they put words over Christie's ass and words over John Yeah. You know those means that I'm talking about right. It's like John Looking at you know yeah yeah yeah. Oh the ex girlfriend and the girl right right right like or if it's during a bad where you John was like if it was like you know Friday over John Legend head like Monday morning and Christie's teague Chrissy Teigen's assets like my bank account right Oh yeah and you're looking at it and discuss. That's that's the kind of me that this thanks just a me machine over over here. That was good but I I actually fell it. KINDA got upset about not upset about it but a little bit more than she usually trigger than normally does like she wrote back. fucking lames wouldn't be able to stop blabbering. If I got my ass done either Boorda's hell never can win the counter pipe actor and she said we laughed at food at dudes face Ma. That's what makes the pick funny stablest and she said his face looking at my ass so now I see the comments still enjoy you yeah. I mean she's right because people will say oh. We're not laughing at you. Were not laughing at you but you are laughing at her because the reason you're laughing in the first place is the fact that John Legend is making a funny face while looking at her ass on legend was making about yeah in that photo. There's no there's no uh-huh meat but it's because they're obviously you know she doesn't usually get triggered. I could see why she would get triggered about this but of course after she said those tweets she then came back and said John's always known I have no ass not the first time we met so she makes another talk about how they had sex the first time they met which is why Chrissy Teigen because yes she got triggered but then she comes back around and just makes jokes about it yeah and you know what also and it's funny because I'm just looking at her tweets right now in her last tweet was <hes> just saying how when you delete apps like she's she said hate when there's a blank accidentally deleted apps face on my phone. What was there this will kill me? I always always relatable content Outta Chrissy Teigen. I do this all all the time like after a night out and you accidentally delete an APP and you're just like I have no ideals in India and it's usually it's usually not important or else you remember but it's just killing on your unless it's on your main page. 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Have you guys I think you guys are so funny and I see so much of like the touring and all these really fun things that you guys are doing but just to start. Just tell everybody how you guys met. How you guys started the podcast so people haven't maybe don't know you guys are to give them a good intro? Yeah this is rain and we always as long as we always have. Ashley Stores Mike how Quickly I say your name actually take it away. I'm Ashley Rain and I met on a press trip in Aruba for influencers I so embarrassing to say uh-huh rolling they've turned off and we can't let dinner on the beach and rain late. I was like Oh she's cute. I was like she seems like a batch right a worked really hard for my French. <hes> <hes> and we just really hit it off on this trip. We're there for a few days and we were obviously talking about dating and terrible stories and telling jokes and all this stuff so we got back to New York and we're like are we going to be rely friends like what's going on so we became really friends and I and I think that's liquefied. Our friendship for me was a couple weeks later. Maybe a month later I want another press trip which these press trips are like five people and a reason together the entire time whatever and I went on this trip up to key west and like fuck this guy the first night like a guy on the trip like I'm GonNa work we met and hooked up. I wake up at like six seven in the morning with this dude and the marina was my first taxed because I knew she'd be so proud right. 'cause I'm like I think this is how I met you just do and so I knew it. That's how I knew we were real friends and bottom line. I wanted to start a podcast dating and relationships but I was looking for someone to do it with I wanted to do with another woman and I thought obviously random was funny and we had the same takes on stuff and the same type lifestyle as me and I just asked her. Do you want to start a podcast and she said yes. That's accepted that podcast. Isn't it interesting like becoming real friends with somebody like there's always that initial stage before. You're actually really friends with somebody and like you do that. When you text you don't WanNa sound to mean you're like Oh? I'm not trying to sound to mean right now. I'm not I'm not like when you're talking about. Somebody like I don't WanNa be me but I'm just saying this and then once you realize your real friends you drop it like dating with like you meet a new variety like okay. I need to be like kind of super on your level of petty. Be meaner lower when somebody says to me like I realize I've subject just starting to be friends with somebody and they're like you know like I don't want to be mean. I'm like no say it like. Please stay active entertainment here for what Ashley Actually did. She slept with that guy. I was like Oh my gosh. She's crazy person exactly like the odd I would fuck a guy on a business. This is trip night one one and she also she takes four A._M.. She rolled off. This guy's picked up her phone and was like text radio. Is You week our friendship. You go so that's funny when did you I start the podcast. We started it in February of episode with February Twenty Eighteen seventy fifth episode seventy four episodes around there nine plus Joseph Yeah once a week every morning and we like we switch it up every week. There's guests a lot of weeks. There's just us a couple of weeks out of every like switch on and off seemed like it was just us when you record since it comes out on Monday morning just whenever hungover yeah yesterday we did a hang. We cancelled our guests because we were like we're to over for. I've loved that I and we we've had studios and then we were like it sounds fine in my apartment and we have the flexibility stability in the dogs. They're like lounge on the couch. Yeah the dog like is brings out their deepest darkest secrets like they just feel really here. Yes that's so funny. I feel like you always feel like there's times when we come in hung over and we're like we really would wish we have today. No do all time. I'm like Oh. We have a gas like over then. We've got to get through it. I think it humanizes you to be a P._C.. All banged up your out all night long. I think people like it. It's a it's a really casual comfortable setting yeah we did. It makes the conversation yeah feel way more casual. You guys are just like you said senator couch because you actually are really and you guys that have been touring like Kinda like crazy which is really cool touring something that scares the shit out of US scares me. Watch horrified absolutely petrified of doing any kind of live show. My dream is to get up there and just become comedian like all of a sudden. I'm entertaining the crowd like no other but I don't think that I'll I I just have a nightmare of me getting up there and I think I say something funny and then the whole crowd just like this. She didn't that she never before and then we first show Carolina. It was like what's going to happen. Oh with anybody that you had experienced before five or six years yeah but the thing is that people are there to see you. It's easy. It's like the easiest crowd ever. They just want to hear Utah because they're your hands. You're not just going into a cold audience. Listen to US talk like it's just way better than stand up. You guys could do whatever and people just be so excited here you say anything and if you bomb I I just acknowledge it every time I say something. Nobody lasts Mike that didn't land with. Yeah that's fine people off at that. Absolutely it's really funny and like yeah not everything you're GonNa say is is going to land and unlike comedians that get to practice their sets every single night comedians. I don't think people understand do four or five sets a night. Take time you see them to a special they've done hundred times we try out new material only in front of four hundred people or more so if I bom bom big a whole lot of people really hate when I say but no it's been really fine and it's great to have a partner like Ashley Ashley. She gives me a lot of confidence on stage. KYW's I think we play off of each other really well and if I need to take a beat for a second she runs the show and vice versa and there's stuff that like I think we're both really good at or both really like onstage so we've gotten into a groove <hes> after doing this for about Outta here you feel really comfortable now on stage after not ever going up there. I've always felt comfortable. You're yeah and you're like pre show. Panic attacks have been like less and less. They don't happen anymore. What was I hope is the panic attack like I just you know we always have a lot of friends and family? Were so lucky that come to all the shows everyone's to chit chatting. There's so much energy and I just want to sit in silence for like five minutes and take my appreciate just relaxed. Yeah I don't need to do that as much as I used to. Shit Yeah Not in silence this. We don't do the Free Shosha. This show is not going to be going absolutely take a break through through the show yeah what has been your favorite city man. Portland is our favorite city. I connected with Thal level and it's weird. I've no ties there. I mean Philly was kind of hometown. Show my favorite show always bear verify. Show Caroline's Dallas was incredible because we had dancers that open that were next level but I don't know I hate to pick a favorite but it it's like weirdly Portland whatever it was it was just some like really especial energy you so you last podcast. You guys talked about how you're having some big opening for Lang City. This isn't gonNA come out 'til Monday. We'll tell you I really WanNa know hoping it's strippers imagine so as I was like we would never do this except for Atlantic. We've been presenting the show was like super slutty and yeah so I found a company called hunk O- Mania and we're going to have well. It's already happened at this point but there's going to be like a guy that comes out solo to pony. I want to go wrong and then they'll do then. The routine is like it's raining men with like the umbrellas and then it transitions. I hate telling you didn't even know this. Actually she books dancers at a full transfers. I don't know what's going to happen until I'm in full cost him. onstage walk ups tube cost you costumes eye shadow and highlighter and not kids chiwetel. It's L. titties all over the place. I'm always fully at the side of the stage crying. I have no idea what's about to happen and but male strippers like I just that's appropriate but I had to be on the phone with like the head of the strippers burs hot dog and he's like sounds really hot like yesterday. I didn't really need to call him but I called him actually. Have you seen pictures of them. Yeah you'RE TALKING TO MR thirty here. Call him so he can like whispered you. I'm close yeah. I like masturbate to it in the background and like this is weird. Yeah you're not available. Are you trying to keep the conversations going a little longer yes because unlike Matt Oh my God yeah I mean yesterday. We really liked talked it out. I I mean I can't wait to me. These guys wave one guy staying until the very end to do like a funny thing with Raina and his name is Romeo of course your real name I am you show I was Gonna ask what the weirdest thing to happen. Outta show is and I feel like it just hasn't happened yet. I'll tell you the weird thing happened to show. Okay we got our shows are like really different than the podcast every week. We do the podcast. It's one topic start to finish which funny they have some takeaways the show is like a circus and it's like the craziest girls. Would you a ton of bodies participation. We bring people up. We tell jokes or do stand up emails. It's a wild fucking night so look. You always saw the story to again. We're giving away something else that we don't. We don't say this podcast but we'll sit here so what are shows we do alive bomb bowl so we have someone come up their phone and it goes up on a projector screen and like the whole audiences like yes no swipe left swipe right yeah and as soon as they match I'll message the guy and we really like get into it with we'd like you know get ruined. Someone's life or make it better right up there giving her phone so we're in San Francisco or bumbling for the scarlet really cute girl and she matches with this guy message immediately. I always have funny openers. I do it every show. People lose reminder like I've done this a million times and so you're raising money so we match mashes with this guy and then we're like do you WanNa facetime and so we faced with zoot his pictures on US projector screeners space is on a projector screen. Five hundred women cobs in San Francisco were freaking out and then rain is talking to him in the phone and she was like so. Do you WANNA come down here and she's like we'll pay for your Uber. You know we'll pay for your drinks. Whatever and he's like okay though the shows should be over oh by the way we'll wait it out? We send the crowd really well. Let's don't make us make sure you give us a screen Uber. We WanNa make sure he's on his way. She's like he'll be here at nine. Fifty five we gotta be off the stage by ten so literally nine fifty five. This kid walks on stage. We let cleared security. He walks on stage drops fucking backpack and just sits down in the chair and write a hands on Mike and he just turns the audience he goes. I going to be honest here. I have no idea what the fuck is going and a child. was He like how old he was like well. We'll tie yeah I mean he's on the side in his twenties and the girl we ended up having this funny segment with them and then we were like oh him. This girl are GonNA end up together and we're GONNA fish it their wedding. It's GonNa be amazing and she bailed. She wasn't into it for whatever reason she uber. Left and other girls saw that happen there. Aren't you the guy that came down here. How could this girl like Belan? You took him out some of the show and now rain where joking if he was standing back just like wait. This don't usually do this. This is the blood about in the in your last podcast in for the fourth of July. Yes stopping the show and he's like girls. Were so gracious for having me. Thank you so much. That was really fun. You have a great crowd. I was able to hang out with some of the girls from your show so much thank you whatever he was town on business for one night he was like sitting at the hotel had two beers he was like I guess I'll go fuck and do this and I got. He lives in Denver. Okay Ashley every five minutes talking person I've ever met yeah we'll go to person would utilize you so crazy. I'm just started talking and we started texting and we started talking all the time every day phones phone sexiest Ah he came for the fourth of July everyone as he met all my friends he did a really good job. I was like a new guy like with your friends and you're like this up for and you're like they have to get along as they don't get along into disaster. It's over sorry we can't be together so it was a great time when I'm going to Denver. We're going to shows this week and just in their dad. How long's it's been now six weeks seven weeks? Yeah May twenty-eighth. What a story? I thought that you were just like testing a little act on like I was absolutely not genuinely. Take it off my feet there yeah. It's it's wild. That was fantastic wild. I'm so I'm so happy I asked what the weirdest thing to happen was too. I he's great. I lights Bugai's follow mad. Madly love live happily ever after because what is what one story. What about the other girl story? The other girl ran away shammy a fan anymore van a her. She's prettier than I am. I mean she's like years younger than I am. Ted's are still way up. Biter to your wedding so much for funding ditching this guy I all because of her. I told this story August the other day and it was it was a male comedian while I was trying to start doing he goes okay. Let me straight this. Other girl didn't WanNa fuck him and you're like I'll do that. I love that yes that's exactly it and we have a sponsor answer that sends us condoms and loops is able to check out some of our product so you can personally. I'd like to get more sponsors now. Personal personally endorse hello all we know that I personally endorse absolutely he was like I love that blew us and I was like it's a sponsor of the pod trump for four off. Yes juicy and you can get it for yourself so funny. This also talked about is your. It's your birthday week for just pass happy birthday bringing that up because we've been talking about our birthday. I haven't talked about like yeah thing not enough but it's actually very funny because we were on vacation last week. She was in the Bahamas Komo Nice. She jets fell in love with jetskis. Love it. You talked about your birthday last year just getting and I have to say absolutely shit on jet skiing in the Hudson say he's absolutely disgusting. I was I was jet skiing in the Bahamas is an on. I don't want to get started with us again. When I get started talking about this I just can't stop like for twenty minutes straight? I talk about the thrill that ran through my body just skiing but anyways we went. We're talking about the Hudson river jet skiing because Noah our producer said he's all his friends and I was like that's absolutely disgusting. If any part of the water touch your body you have to burn it now because the Hudson River waters gross we did it lifted lifted. How you're still here? The Hamas like yeah. It's not great like I would advise keeping your mouth shot at the same time is screaming like yeah like yeah the the water it's fine. It's not gonNA give you. I don't know AIDS hopefully they might I mean we probably have that but didn't get that what either I wasn't like soaking saying like justice you fall into the Hudson River jet skiing to follow I've never done so. I'm not sure how you don't know what's right around there. I don't know I don't know I ran over at army quoting cast yeah but I still recommend it because it's like you would never go to do something that cool. You're like jet skiing around the statue liberty when you mentioned that and the actual like site okay that sounds really trying to jet skiing again so a couple of weeks and then go take a private tour with a bunch of friends we like ten jetskis you go under the Brooklyn Bridge in Manhattan happened breakage like you see the whole said you all the way it sounds cool and does not trying to catch a disease on my way. We were all fine as we don't have any open wounds like no this one's healing. You'll be good. You'll be good tour guides or hot. Oh yeah that's where bodysuit like a head to toe bodies just wear wetsuit yeah full diving suit that goes over your head and we'll think about it. We'll think about it. Fran okay really don't have a lot of time which is making me sad but we have a couple quick like pop culture because you guys know where like pop culture situation. Who is your celebrity hall pass beyond say I actually I'm gonNA take back Riana? Okay Okay Yep. I WANNA go more than Riyadh on over beyond say I mean straight would definitely I totally get asked us the other day. I don't have Go-to a two guy like I don't know I used to Jason Momoa and now everyone's his dad bob better. We talked about this on our snapchat show. Di Di the twelve pack his body right now. He's actually warm warm. Hold me if you a six pack. It's like hugging a table. If you hug Jason Momoa muscle it's fucking flab body right now's perfect Riana. What's what we yesterday really better better answers for? This and I'm like J.. Chill and I'll get live. It's so I don't know you. I'd like to fuck is myself. I want to know what that's like. Other side celebrity would be me what I'm like right. I feel that one hundred two percent maybe like handing out a poll to people after you know just pull them. After sex happens and be like actually today was like a scale of one to ten like how did this go this go and maybe I'll not really actually. I don't want like somebody who listen to our show. I don't know what I'm lacking battling Ashley. Everybody who knows every guy we've ever slept with what we're like in bed most question they asked trust yeah. Oh my that's so funny next question. This is one of my favorite questions asked people rank your Chris's so so Chris Hemsworth Chris Pine Chris Pratt and connects okay Chris Pratt to me the ultimate of all those guys just good looking enough. He's not the best looking of all them but like he really really bulked up for drastic part dam and I think he's just the most fun he's all this. Yes all the post merit. Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter were using the Jesse Bieber church reaching the hill saw. He'll song okay so if I could date Andy but like a little smart him too because I was a key seems funny. The religious stuff is kind of turned me off now. Of course dom looking to have a personality one ovens and then Chris Pratt wait. Did I move Chris. No you know you move yeah you move Chris Pine to Ford who was the fourth pine hires happens. We're Evans Chris. That's dated Jenny slate so he's my number one data jenny slate uh-huh and then he went to Davidson's for the party on Staten Island and something about that just screams like this guy can he's cool and he's so hot so I'm like one. I go Chris Hemsworth Chris Evans then Chris Pratt and then Chris pine go back and forth with Chris Pratt and Chris Pine can't decide care about Chris Pine. Do you think you're saying Chris Chris Brian Problem. She's like there's a lot of liar Chris's. He's over to throw in there for ships and gigs. Has Anybody not fucked crass like no. There's nobody says No. I haven't really got to get in there girl. Some of the best I ever had was Chris. I don't know he so needy for my love and attention. Stand it but like he was a giver like Sockeye. Yeah Guy could not get enough. I don't even know any crissy's. Forensics Middle School was Chris. Oh you know like when you had boyfriends in the Middle School Chris no I don't I don't even left me for Julia or course fucking Julia. fucking really don't even know many Chris's. That's weird. That's a common name a strong man that name like I don't like this crazy crazy stuff. I just like Chris a Matt John Like I'm just totally straight to the point Yeah Chad. We've been watching love island. I gotTa Watch you gotTa Watch. These guys have fucking whack a doodle name. They make no settled hash national or Jed from the Bachelorette. Sorry for Jed and you're listening. I hate name always hated. That's their parents fall. Why are they naming their kids at national cash name? Is that yeah it's wild. It's even even the girls were like what's his name cashew like figured out. How do you know what I love and it's been like a pattern of my whole? Life is guys with first names as last names like I always the best ever had Parker Harker Ydanis always the best last names as a first name great embed see. I feel like people usually say that people would to first names or suspicious not hyphenated their last name is a first because you say doesn't say Oh really. That's what I what was the Guy Joe Don Paul Jones. I actually turned around on him. I hate hate your fucking name the way that you have to say a million times like the fact that you just keep saying John Paul Jones driving me nuts and then I was nobody's a nice. He's a nice guy. I'm sorry that you're saying that. His people liked him one one last question. Who's your favorite Kardashian? I just want to know if a landlord absolutely she's the only one that's like incredibly credibly smart and insightful and like has feelings little was just like funny. I wasn't going to sail those. No I love her. I think she's the only one is feeling she dies funny and she's I can't Hillians like s I hate when they kinda shit on our like courtney is like yeah feelings total sociopath and close out here like Ham just trying to like love my family and they're like you nerd lose. I struggle with the constant inspirational racial quotes under instagram's stories but other than that they're all kind of like they all are the same thing she goes on Tumbler and she just choose. Her sister shot those for her and send them. There's no way she's got. I don't like Kendall too. I think I relate eight most Kendall with the whole like I'm not trying to have a bunch of kids and she wants to distance herself from her family. She's just like wants to issue like doesn't even want to be associated yeah which is just like that she's like what does she post with the picture with all the kids and she was like take me trying to get practitioner. What are your favorites? Oh always always been one of my favorites but I also really is something about Kylie. Kylie highly gets me just one because you should billionaire. That's sick to feel like she never really talks that much. I don't feel like I know Kylie at all which is so weird because I know them so well. Did you watch the wine like where she was like. Don't pick on her. All that is so no wi Fi Kylie's the most mature out of all of us yeah okay wild. I JUST WANNA throw in here though nobody ever says Kim's their favorite and I just feel like she deserves the respect sometimes like she's very funny. She's Billy's the fire fighter feeling when I don't like so fair but Kim I think also was like matured a lot. I appreciate her fully watched the show. I keep up sometime. I'm like I don't care about the show and I realized Nev- law and Order S._V._U.. I don't know when I watch it but I've seen every episode on all the time absolutely for our the cabbage ridiculousness actually show those two shows are always always on M._t._v. and I hate ridiculousness out there. Oh all right. Unfortunately we have to wrap up so tell this is going to be out on Monday so I know you guys. Have we're talking Thursday so I know you guys have shows this weekend but future shows where can in people find you. I'm off the top of your we do. I'm yeah so everybody the show comes out and then we're going to be touring the United States in Canada obviously through the end of the year. We've got a great show at just for laughs in Canada this giant festival in Montreal which was super excited about July whilst be in Toronto on this comes out Monday. We saw some tickets left for Salt Lake City on Friday Minneapolis. We're going to announcing a big midwest tour on Monday. Also you guys can get tickets at stupid live show and southeast amazing and where everybody follow follow you guys girls got e podcast on instagram girls underscore gotta eat on twitter and then website girls got e podcast dot com so same as this they instead and that's all the shows and stuff. We're doing a fundraiser right now for a charity. We're doing all kinds we have merged all that follow follow each on Instagram Hungary Jew and actually is ash has both verified us on which one it is. It's the one with the blue check. Thank you guys all right everyone that wraps up today's episode. We hope you have a fantastic day. We hope you have a fantastic rest of the week. Let us know where you want us to do for love island because they episodes are on every night. We've been talking about them. 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Jennifer Aniston, Cardi B, Tiffany Haddish, Jason Momoa

Ellen on the Go

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Jennifer Aniston, Cardi B, Tiffany Haddish, Jason Momoa

"Hi it's it's Ellen Degeneres. Welcome to my podcast. We're GONNA listen to some of the best moments from the show and it's going to be hosted by four executive producers that I love happy be listening on Today's episode of Ellen on the go I like that that's an enthusiast also an announcer. Yeah I'm glad you're doing what Jennifer Aniston. Helen have have a picture perfect kiss. The Internet enjoyed Cardi B. officially needs Cardi e average. Andy goes through the haunted house. Not once but twice is one with Tiffany haddish and once with Liz OBE one hundred percent that Bitch Jason. Momoa makes a rock and entrance onto the Halloween show and in our very own. Mary Connolly's surprised with a treadmill. Yes schauch my mother's very much certainly was my mother. My mother enjoyed it. Oh welcome to go. I'm you're on the go. Thank my guest host today. Mary Kevin and Ed Hi. Everybody welcome back. Mary thank you week. A podcasting without just didn't seem right. It didn't feel right. You're right you're right about the podcast. Casts were pretty good therapy. That's also how about your pay check this week. Oh paychex paycheck take time card reminders. Right welcome everyone here exhausted. Let's let's start. Today was forty four degrees. Did anyone have that and then suddenly. It's beautiful outsiders at just. What time did you leave? I left like seven. Oh and hit some balls at the range. So what do you want to talk about. Start with Jennifer. I mean we have our cup runneth over. Yes you know what I mean turnover. But let's talk about Jennifer Aniston. Okay I just I don't know I just. I don't know not a celebrity more. There's nothing yeah I don't know it's like I know. We've talked about her on this podcast before well. She Co hosted that one time. Yeah but she's she's the sweetest human like she is genuinely. What you see is what you get where where you go? How can anyone be this kind of sort of sweet and cool and let's be honest? We we asked a lot of Jennifer Aniston. We like we enjoy her so much. She's so lovely and we love Yup having here that we ask a lot of her and she always always comes through and she always comes through really big she always comes and sees me too which is really does she. Yes she said. She told me that she's aware that I'm the only straight guy on this. podcast not true. I don't even even. I don't even understand what's happening today. First of all that would imply that Jen listened to the podcast slot a lot of flaws with south. Does it apply back. If you're wondering I was gone I was gone. I'm sure sure I'm sure I'm probably turned it off after thirty seconds when you weren't here But yes JEN Aniston. So yes we ask a lot of her and and she's terrific. She's and she's absolute money and She was here to talk about every person she encounters back like just genuine everybody'll everybody really enjoys her and she's like arguably the biggest TV star you know or or at least in the top five in the world. Yes and when she's here you don't feel any of that right thank Do feel as she's begun to do something that I very much enjoy. I I feel I know what you're going to say but I'm GonNa let you say it anyway and see if I'm right okay. She has begun to turn the tables on elm own a little bit. I like it right. Yeah so and and she did it she did it on this last appearance and it led to one of the greatest moments. It's probably had on the show. Sure how would you describe it. Mary what I would describe is is a couple of weeks ago. Howard Stern was here right? And Howard Stern earn challenged Ellen essentially to a kiss kiss. Well the thing about Jennifer says when she's here when you see our show you know the there's a lead guest everyday was a lead celebrity. The first celebrity on the show and that guest is generally to acts of our show. Yeah sometimes it's one if they don't WanNa game or do any business we just do one act with Emba. Generally it's to acts of the show. We had Jason Momoa on our Halloween show. He was to axe. Jennifer Aniston is pretty much the whole show and she comes like it can pull it off if if we can pull it off. We like to have her stick around. They are so comfortable with each other and they're so engaging to listen to together that it just well they've been friends for twenty years Asia and so and so that comes through and you can tell that they have a real friendship outside the show and it it. Yes absolutely are there. I don't know how many times she's been on but she was on our very first show that we ever tape to sure was. It's possible that friends was still on the air. I think it extended that one extra year our final year I think and then she was on our two thousand show in like season thirteen or fourteen with Justin timberlake. Now we're approaching three thousand shows and she. She was on last May and this October. She's just I just love her. She's just amazing. If you haven't if you haven't watched that episode that entire episode is a fantastic show audiologist. Go check it out. Here's a clip. Jin On our show this week. I had Howard Stern on the other day and you and then you did. His radio show he was in town. Yeah and I think it's I don't know if you feel this. I think it's surprising that we both liked him and her friends with him. Yes as one point we may not have been I think a Lotta people may not have been at a certain he was he was mean for a while he was a long time ago. Who's definitely that was his? That was his angle. Yeah and he's a nice guy sweetheart sweetheart really big drink. A tall sweetwater let tall sweetwater. Dark and handsome sweetwater they were. You GonNa say something else that Howard. I would like to ask how this kiss happened with him. He asked for the kiss. He asked the king. I don't normally just grant anyone who asks if for a kiss but tell me about it. What do you mean tell me how? How was it was it? What did you enjoy it? Were you nervous did you get did you kind of get it into it at all or was it just like. Is this something that's going to turn you on. Do I need to. Why is this important with so many people? Yeah I mean it was it was plus. I mean that was what was the last time you kissed a guy. Why is everyone so shocked? I kissed guys a kiss guys like that. I don't make out with guys kiss guys on the lips okay. Yeah when's the last time you kissed a girl on the lips. I I don't kiss on the lips. No aw this just in friends may of two thousand and four fifteen years ago ago. And here's how you know. I mean that clip is so funny. Yeah here's also know ellen loves JEN. She had gone and presented her that award. Yes and like Ellen Ellen. She jokes with all the time but she will not leave her house unless she truly loves you. So Allen shows up at your party or your Kingston Yeta no I would rather be ellen. Generally speaking would rather be and then allen loves JEN's new show. Oh Gosh way the new one weekend said I need more episodes I. They're like well. It's not edited yet. It is really good. The new one on Apple. Oh called morning show. I cannot wait to see it and for just a future. Tease beyond that. Jen has requested to guest host our program at some point and for the last time she was here she asked me she did and the control. You might not have been in the booth. Sometimes you're not in the booth anymore because you're really. You got a lot going on high powered executive must have missed that one. Yeah but she came in and said he came to me for a future future future teas and asked us to stop doing the podcast. 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We gave her team a huge shot last week. But let's talk about this before we talk about how it comes together. Yeah let's just talk about about the history of Ellen and Halloween okay. Let's talk. We have talked about it. We're going to recap it for. Aw I'll tell you this this this podcast you're listening to us. Then it must be a November fifth. So the Halloween show aired last Thursday. It was our highest rated Halloween. Show since twenty fifteen so almost five years currently on facebook this book alone Andy Ladner going through the haunted house with tiffany. Haddish has seven point two million views cross platform probably has between fifteen and twenty million views from you know you would probably say I'm anyway of you. Because you like me I would say I would say ninety percent. Tiffany five five percent Andy Five percent me and then ellen as Cardi e Being surprised by the Israel Cardi B. my gosh rounded at number one on Youtube for always upon hire day and the entire day of Halloween the entire overnight and this morning on this morning and it probably has between twenty and thirty million cross platform views. Right so that's like a spectacle that's an event. It's the highest rated show of this season so far. So it's epic and of course if you know me you know it's the primary thing I care about. Well not not allow much true. Almost no one certainly not Jennifer Aniston. But now let's get into a little of Halloween and Oakland so Halloween for US ferry successful. Yeah very happy with how Halloween goes for us. TV term for it would be tentpole. Oh yes something to look forward to. Yeah so we give Ellen this giant list of ideas that the tire creative staff has chosen one hundred people pitch ideas that we give her probably fifty ideas ed pages of sages. And how does that go well. This year she picked Cardi B.. Note Cardi based on Cardi B. and hustlers and I don't know because like she's picked Cardi and said but maybe we can beat it. We fall back and we come up with a whole other round the ideas Yup. We gave her that list. And Cardi. E Card delays. Cardi at that point. I don't know if she's thinking exactly what's going to go into Cardi. I'm sure I'm sure she assumes there's GonNa be the BOOBS we've had. She's used to the rubber boobs those a lot. There's GonNa be a wig big. Yeah Yeah it's going to be able to make a little bit a lot of makeup. But I don't think she realized she's fully aware before it and she knows it's going to be. It's like a roller coaster. Like clicking up the hill before you're about to go tell you why good analogy. Yeah and she knows she just knows he looks at the list and and we all knew the best idea. Yeah we all knew the best idea was Cardi and Ellen knows that and Ellen is smart. She knows what's is going to be funny and so she knows that the right cost him to choose on the day you're choosing the costume is cardio and then it's just a matter of execution then it actually. It comes to the day where hardy and that is really a fun day for all of us. Because she's like wait. What and I agreed to? What and less US Fund for Ellen? I might relate to being very uncomfortable. Enclose yes ellen. Is the most uncomfortable in that outfit. Is Yeah mostly imagine which is why it's so funny. Yes exactly so then. She agrees to to be Cardi. And then we of course sir like well what would really make this amazing if we could get Cardi B. to make a cameo. She was one year. She was Sofia Vergara and then sophie regardless of guard so so we start reaching out to Cardi B. and that's only a week or so before the Halloween show right now by we I mean Johnny Co ep and music producer and Johnny. Johnny reaches out to them and crickets radio silence on the day before. We're taping the Halloween episode Johnny when he gets a call from Cardi B.'s. People saying she'll do it she can be. There she thinks is funny. She'll do it. Great so twenty. Four hours later. Ellen's dressed up his Cardi. E and Cardi B. Walks out during the monologue and we all know in. This happens that this is like incredible and so fun and all of that long. Serie Short epic epic Halloween. Let's start with a clip of Elon during her monologue when Cardi B. You can only hear it and not see it. Obviously you should go to watch it. But here's Ellen as Cardi E on our Halloween show sh before we start. I WANNA say my eyes are up here. My boobs are everywhere else. My costume this year is a tribute to Cardi B.'s. Character in the movie hustlers. I can't be it Cardi. Es for Ellen it's awesome abrazos. Is this outfit has a whole lot going going on from every angle. I don't know if you can tell it. It actually was a lot a a lot to get me dressed like this. There's wardrobe there's hair makeup and a special. Thanks to the people at Goodyear for inflating me every year of course to dress up in costume and every year they try to make it sexier than the year before. I'll know it's time to stop doing the show when I send me out in two coasters at dinner Napkin honestly. It's amazing that I can can be wearing so little and yet sweating so much feels like I'm smothered in a sexy futons. Something so in the movie hustlers Cardi B. Plays a stripper named diamond and she was actually a stripper in real life before she went into music. And that is a coincidence coincidence because before I became a comedian I was also a stripper. I was stripping paint from houses but still I was a stripper. I was trying to get into character backstage. I'm working on my Oakland. I The you know. The yours is software that I should be mad at my back there after. I don't want to touch them. They are softer. Yeah Oh yeah. They feel good. They've they're fun that's good. Yeah as a whole lot so thanks thanks for being here. Cardi B. E.. So did you see my torquing. Did you see what I did. Let me see okay okay. Should've face you okay. It has it. Go trying to get a higher. How do I knew it? It gives you a couple of bugs right there so it's absolutely fantastic club S.. And what I would say is I know as you say Kevin Ellen is uncomfortable in those kind of close doesn't ever like to wear that much makeup hip you know. It's all a lot for her and my God she just knocked it out of the Park Lane. You're absolutely fantastic ellen. For putting up with all all that and doing that. Yeah knowing that the comedy was going to be worth it and the time in the chair feels and what I love your walks outside stage and she goes. I challenge you guys to find a costume next year. That involves more makeup more time in the chair. Maybe some prosthetics she wants to go all out you love about. I love absolutely unbelievably hard time and she knows the power of success. I WANNA wear. I WANNA wear like more makeup on her. I think I may have heard her. Say sexier please. You're listening. Ultra which I got a text of Jimmy Kimmel justice a peanut going on I think that was spam. Yeah okay all right so then so. That's the top of the show which is fantastic. Yup I wish we could spread these acts over the twenty shows in November. Then Jason Momoa decides first of all. He agrees to do the Halloween show which some celebrities really don't want to appear on your silly Halloween show in a costume right Jason. Momoa not not only appears he decides he's going to be Elvis. He's going to own it and my God that he on it. I mean we're singing some combination of space odyssey and see see rider and holy moly. Here's proof I never thought I'd say here's proof that head straight. He's not even mentioning that before he does his appearance Durance. He spends a good hour walking through the halls backstage shirtless yet the wig on his instagram or something right did big beautiful. Doing running around every staff member chef naked. I enjoyed it and so if if if you think about it if you think about it you know the answer to this but a Jason memo is favorite color. Is Pink Yacht. righty where that pink suit to the Oscars and it got the whole thing with the scrunchy. The hair thing was a whole thing so he had a pink Elvis suit. We made a pink Elvis suit for him so he was a cheap. No wasn't probably we not worth it. A thousand Percent Course Ellen gave it to him on the Air But but Matt right are co Executive Producer. Who you've met on on this podcast had been walking around saying that Jason Memos going to be pink Elvis and then he distorts that to He kept saying Jason. MOMOA was GONNA be Pelvis. I thought that somehow is going to be something that was going to end up on the show because he kept saying he's GonNa be Pelvis. Elvis it's funny and he walks out in. No he's just elvis in a pink suit and we don't talk about it and it was quite an entrance so I gotta say it was unbelievable. Oh my gosh over I love it. That's that's Nice aloha from Hawaii Aloha. You gotta Lay on. Yeah you're a good Elvis Elvis's before am obsessed with Elvis slightly. Yeah grew up. Just love them. You know my Momma Donovan. So obsessed about a bike lock him. I got fifty five Cadillac and really. Wow and have you dressed like him before though I did a couple times. Well yeah actually. I did it on Halloween when I was nineteen and that was my first time in in Los Angeles I was working on a little show called them and I was in Hawaii and and I was working I was working with it was working with a beautiful woman and they invited me to Halloween. Party in Los Angeles was my first time in Los Angeles and it was the uh the playboy mansion and so nineteen year old. Jason showed up as a young Elvis and this is my second time. Plano Elvis. Oh Playboy mansion and now here on Halloween good to me. Yeah Yeah. That's a fantastic outfit though. Where'd you get that? Did we make they made this. Wow you have a bunch of people find and make and put it all together and like three days well. I think you're going to want to take that home. Love to okay. You can have it on. I'm coming home. You look so good. We shouldn't have a beard. Yeah Don commitment to shave just for this Halloween Day. Did you guys know the Ellen. On the go is sponsored by Nimble they create premium everyday tech products like fast portable archer. Yes yes we love these protective phone cases and they use sustainable materials like recycled plastic and plant based bioplastics which is a really good thing because the truth is our love for new gadgets is killing the planet used. Electronics are now the fastest growing stream of waste in the world. 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N. at checkout that's go- Nimble Dot Com Slash Ellen Code Ellen at checkout for twenty five percent off your first order in and of course the Halloween the thing we work the hardest on yes on Halloween show and we start. I'll speak for myself. I start working on it in mid September her and it really is. It is the most labor intensive thing that we do all year. We worked to convince Andy to go through Stewart. It's so funny that you say that as if there's any form of choice in it for Andy exactly but we do work in we convinced him that It's going to be fantastic and it's going to be great. It does ultimately have to be Andy's decision. He won't be fun if Andy doesn't right. Willingly willingly participate so we get him to willingly participate. But you know it's a bit of a mountain to climb and this and this a and this up for me I know yeah I don't be mad. I know it's a lot for you. But he gets mad because I don't he's like why don't you do away. They'RE GONNA THEY'RE GONNA hold that it makes unhappy and it's it makes everyone celebrities asked to do it with Andy. They they ask did not do it but you know go through houses and they ask him to to go with them because they think he is so funny you you know while being terrified Yep and that's and everyone's copied it and they all show there's before ours. They all send their people through haunted houses but but the one that people really wait on each year is andy correct. Good for you and your twitter following. Yeah I mean you know. I went through your account for the last week. And you've tweeted one hundred hundred times about it and so it seems in the end because I'm trying to get the show some if I'm going to go through that it has to be worth it. Does that not make sense. Because it's the last year of doing okay. Angry Leeman angry have learned last. podcast hates doing them and get scared will be going all right. Just tone the anger down. Just yeah we just need you to create two shows if he's going to do your job. Yeah Yeah on believable. It's not you know we're not ungrateful. We love you grateful to you. It is my favorite thing. Andy I have a feeling yes. If if it's GonNa be not good night go ahead. I think you'd miss it a little bit if if you didn't do it next year for sure when sent a text to all of us on Ellen after he went through it before it aired saying I took my boys to Hollywood hard number of people there who want to lunge at me and say boo. Oh my God that made me laugh. I love you andy. And we love 'em and we know that it's a lot for today on the podcast. Oh cast we're GONNA play at least a clip of Andy going through even though you can only hear it because really the hearing is really two thirds of fun and then And then go to your DVR or to Ellen. Toobin even watched the whole thing. This is Andy. And tiffany haddish going through a haunted house at Hollywood hard nights at Universal Studios. Hollywood here with Tiffany Haddish movie star fellow Jew Halloween night for Universal Studios Left. And I'm not feeling percent she's already jumpy. which isn't helping mainly the voice protecting myself? I'm sooner we start the sooner. It's over okay. It starts right away. We're good they do the. Yeah and here's the other thing they do a Lotta decoys. You'll look at something and go out. Must be well. That's not a good example. The mirrors mayors can sometimes be deceptive. Paul there this is what they do they make you wait. We don't scream unless it's something you do not see. That's what I'm talking about a distraction so expect this that's not real not real. It's it's it's not and now that you've heard some of those beeps a a fun game to play at home or while you're driving. Your car is to try to guess. What words Andy? Indoor Tiffany haddish might have been saying When when we had to them they were not good words? Everybody has a favorite curse word. Tiffany haddish's is a lot speaking of creating show. Sorry to interrupt sure or have we discussed the fact that our very own Kevin Leman Genius of geniuses not a good guy but a smart guy and create a bad guy. uh-huh has created and sold to show. Yeah actually we sold it to HBO. Max which is an animated show called Lil Ellen based on Ellen as a little girl and I just think I'm so impressed with it cited for you guys tell us we're GONNA be There's forty episodes while they bought Sousse seasons. And we're doing it now yeah and we're producing it through our ellen digital network that you guys help. It's it's very exciting. End The premise. It's more than just give us the premise. It's going to be Ellen as a seven-year-old navigating her life the same way she does her adult life social ramble. She has a group of really good friends. that she goes on these adventures with and you'll be able if you're a fan of Elena will look at the animated show right like. Oh that's where twelve as a giveaway from. Oh that's why she scares people and being like if you love Ellen. Is there someone that she cares. Constantly it is there a little Andy. I don't know well I'm working announced you can't yeah can't talk big fat. Anti we cannot say if all be doing any voices on the show. But let's say me Mike Be Ooh. That's good yeah thank you Marilyn friend and making me. Auditions just locked your appearance in a haunted house next year. But that's amazing forty s really really and I believe I don't know if this is personal. Kevin gets two million per episode so familiar. Yeah so it's a big deal but but I don't want to share the no. It's amazing right. Yeah that's really something. Yeah he's talented guy. He is a talented guy. So we gotta do this before we before we go as I said this podcast this week. This one this episode as an embarrassment of riches not the least of which is there's a writer on our staff named Adam yet. There's an EP on our staff. They Mary Connolly Mary Connolly as a treadmill desk. So it's a it's a treadmill. She doesn't have a seat desk. She can't go sit at her desk. She can sit under honor couches which are very low anyway so so Adam wasn't sure that Mary was using the treadmill on a treadmill desk so he put a penny on the actual treadmill treadmill of course if Mary used it the penny would have rolled off the penny was there for a week so adam conspired with Kevin and I assume I'm ellen to do this monologue where we totally surprised Mary at the top of show and the monologue is about Mary's treadmill desk in her Not Using her treadmill desk took Mary a minute. Who are this monologue? I mean we're in every day. Yes what a pleasure. It is someone who constantly in the dark mark about something that is happening on the program because it involves me the joy I had being in on some to the point that I was Giddy all day that I had information that something was GonNa Happen on it because it's a very unusual feeling as much as I I I it just was exciting. Are Very involved with every step of the way so it's also a ton of work yet. Hide things from you. You get to Ellen alone. which without us we emailed L. that the monologue? I see pitch to her early and she was on board and we put it after the Halloween show knowing that she was going to be tired from Halloween and she had something to look forward to and of course any new all all day long. We were doing a monologue about Mary in which Mary would be shot on camera she'd be on camera for the for the entire hour of the show. So chosen Andy. Knowing that you wouldn't think be chewing gum all throughout the monologue. When he's on camera with Mary Mary not knowing she's the topic of the monologue goes out at the top of the show and I watch her on this camera? I don't usually get to see them at the top of the show because we don't have that fee but because she was going to be the monologue she puts a big mint in her mouth. Ellen calls the two of them out on camera and it's because she interns who've never been told what happens on my headset going. What are you guys doing one hour to do this ellen? How to stand at a different places? She could see Mary's legs. Walking on this treadmill we were gonNA give her and seeing Mary Watch Ellen walked to the wrong place was so fun gosh joy. The Ellen started saying didn't match the words that Mary thoughts awesome. Did you know. Did you think it might be about Andy Because Kevin Sniping that you didn't even or maybe you're just telling me you didn't know what what I I can tell you is. She walked to the wrong mark and got on headset going into the wrong mark. Going to the right and you guys you liars in the Control Room. Liz was amazing We're like director. Liz was amazing. Yeah she goes. I'm so sorry Mary we can make it work though. Yeah we'll adjust. We'll make it work. We'll make it work spent I see cameras sliding over I go. That's none of this is right and then I go all right. They're gonNA make it work. I just heard you on that is like Oh. This isn't the model. This is an entirely different monologue. That's what you said the pictures of like of like Johnny Norman and Justin Bieber restraint in lake. Yeah it was crazy. I knew I knew at that point. It was going to go badly for for me. I knew I knew something was coming and I didn't know what and You know I saw Phil yesterday. Phil who works with Kevin. Kevin in the Writers Department Phil Came Out of my office at one point as I was walking towards my And Phil doesn't ever go into my office that you and I was like what's filled still doing in my office but I just sort of Tuck that away and talk to somebody about later. I'll talk to fill privately after this. My guess is he was taking a picture of the penny probably Yes very good sport and you've got a lot of exercise. I got three miles in and what I'll say is the number of people who were concerned for my well. Being as I was walking on the treadmill are you. Okay are you right. You need to stop. You need to get off Do you want water. Do you need slowest down. But it's in your state of fitness. Mary is that right now. Everybody was like so we get married. Some water should we relax. She's I I was. I was the fear was I was going to fall off the treadmill l.. And take a good the head injury and because Andy just needed to be very very close to me sort of at all times on the treadmill and I thought that was go badly but yeah I was very happy to get get more steps in and and even this. How do you feel Mary like like like we asked you to climb El Capitan? I was like I said I said this morning I was like the the staff's perception of my health and wellbeing I'm fragile and old. I need to maybe start. I don't know doing what so that people know that. I'm I've seen you in the ocean overreacting. Well let's play the clip because this is just it's just wonderful and magical and you should really watch it airs on the show after Halloween and here it is. Here's a clip. Once in a while I go through the budget and I see what the show is spending money on and Usually it it goes to helping people in need or making insurers for our trumper. Sometimes I find personal items people bought for their offices. And my for instance my producer. Johnny he paid to frame framed picture of Justin Bieber and then my producer Matt paid to frame this picture of my producer. Johnny that's in his office and I also found out that my producer marry bought thousand dollar treadmill desk and I think it's great and I think it's good to work hard to stay in shape but I wanted to see if it was being used. So what what I did was on Monday. I put a penny on the corner of the treadmill and I figured nobody would notice but like if she's using it or something it would fall off because the treadmills being used and they're checked on Tuesday and then there's penny then. I checked again on Wednesday Wednesday and it was still there Thursday again still there Mary. Have you been using your treasury. Don't answer that. I know you couldn't use it much last season Arash Ryan I mean that could have made it spread. I get the rash went away and I'm never going to mention it again. The rash that is. Why haven't you been using the treadmill Been a little busy. You know what your rights you spend a lot of time here But you spent money on it and I worry about the the budget. That's just my job. WanNa make sure it's being used so I arranged to have it brought here because you're here mostly. Ah All right. He controls it it. I'm controlling it so no am I going to become a failed video All right I got a good sport. It was

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Aquaman (2018)

Bald Movies

30:42 min | 1 year ago

Aquaman (2018)

"Hey, everybody. We're here for another first round bald movie. This is is another thing that we're trying new this year where we go through. And there wasn't anything. We are too excited to see this week. But we've heard a lot of buzz about aquaman several people said that we kind of missed out on that one. So we decided to right that wrong. Go back and see the James wan horror movie. Maestro extraordinary directed Jason momoa leading aquaman. See I thought it was called fish, boy fishbowl fish, man fish. All right. My mistake. So what what what did you think of Oklahoma? Jim think this is another DC debacle deed, the D in DC now stands for cinema. Yeah. Pretty much. I mean, I I think this movie especially in its first half is kind of a mess it smacks of DC desperately trying to catch up with marvel with every single property. They can throw at the wall. And none of it so far, except with maybe the exception of wonder woman, which worked pretty well has done it for me. So I I mean, I it's I don't know where to begin. I liked that more than that. I thought this is I thought this is an okay movie. I was judging I would say this is somewhere between. Quality wise like like so elect four you had the first and second Thor to third fourth or I thought the first door is okay. Thought the second Thor pretty bad and the third was pretty good. I think it's somewhere in quality between the first door and the second door. So it's not bad. It's not quite great. It's it's not quite as entertaining hold together. And I think we can talk about that. And and the spoiler section, but I do agree that they do feel like they're doing true much way. Too much in this movie day are introducing so many threats like they're setting up three movies worth of shit in this movie instead of just like enter, and but but it's kind of tough because you can't introduce aquaman because because he's already been he's already traded punches with superman and defeated a world ending super villain. I was going to ask you that. Like, I didn't see Justice league. So I don't know. Oh, you didn't. I don't know if they did any orange. Yeah. You did never saw Justice league. Okay. I don't know how I ended up seeing it without anyone that we out of town or something. No. Yeah. He he he was there was there was as Baird intro. I mean, his his origin store is origin was essentially been Affleck flipping through files on his computer. There you go. That's the they don't talk. And you do he actually goes Atlanta. They Lantis they ju- horn that in which is well, I don't did. He actually go to Lantis or did you meet within the Landon? I dunno. 'cause we certainly didn't see anything like we saw this movie. So the other things I so I kind of agree to disagree. Because also I thought the first half of the film was way more successful by the time. It got into the meat of the of the mechanics of the plot. I was like, oh, wow. This is this is a lot of colors and CG. And yeah, I know. Affects and I felt like it was a it was a a something to ascending up to be pretty good, and they had some pieces there, and it just kinda slip through their fingers because again, they're trying to do too much with it. I think the editing on this movie, let's down to I think if they had kind of stuck more with their characters while they're on their journey, and I'm being Vegas possible intentionally. And we had seen some of those storylines play out in larger chunks and not cutting back and forth. So frequently between all the many plot points here. It would have felt a little more cohesive to me, I think the editing lead it down. And I also think the script from from the jump was was just short cutting all the emotional buttons that they were supposed to hit and none of it mattered because I didn't know any of these characters. Yeah. You say that. But like, I think you can do that. So no one knew who to fuck star Lord was from guardians of the galaxy. But when you got a nine year old boy listened to Mick state that his mother gave him while she's dying a cancer. You get beamed up by starship. That's that that also vary. Brearley pushes big buttons. But it doesn't well. And and you know, so so I just wanted to be the the human. The that the cyborg. Jason momoa, those moments is about the parents relationship. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I was getting like I knew that this was fucked as far as Paul move is when I was sitting and I was getting like legit choked up at. Know the fighting in that scene is as bad as anything I saw in the prequel, but it's fucking really good. And I like to mirror Morrison, and like, I'm a sucker for people the star-crossed people in love Romeo, and Juliet, and I was like all in and I hear this mirthless. And I so I'm getting a lump in my thirty. He does mirthless laugh inside Jesus. And I'm like, okay. Well, this movies could be slim up hill for Jim. But I saw my thing is I I still Jason momoa. I think he's a great aqua, man. I I do feel like this aquaman myth is little handcuffed to him. Because I think he's only capable of playing a certain type of of. Of aquaman or is a pretty apt comparison. I wanted I wanted before we get to split a section. I want to talk about that. Because I think, you know, Thor is one of the rougher marvel properties. Because it does a similar thing. Where it tries to have this soaring Shakespearean operatic. Futile magic technological space society. And you put just a goal in the middle of it like four, Chris Hemsworth is very charming these very good looking, and he's very fit all the things that Jason momoa is. But he. It's the opposite in because you Thor is a story about a God king who is humbled and forced to like, admit humility. Whereas this is like a a Popper who is forced to confront the fact that he can be regal. But the thing is like I feel like that the story of four is him slowly learning what it means to be a king, and, you know, his dad's not dead, and he's still around and he's still the leader in Thors kind of like the second command until much later in the mythos, and even then marvel doesn't necessarily handle the silly stuff and the operatic stuff. That's why think that Thornton's to be, you know, the the dark elves or whatever the fuck Thor to was like, that's the worst. The probably the worst marvel movie maybe can make an argument for iron man three. But it's a lot harder to the balance that than it is some of these other kind of happy go lucky stuff, and I feel like that's also kind of DC's thing like marvel is the universe as misfit teenagers and mutants and people set in real world locations where is about the gods who inhabit metropolis, and there are type oil, you know, elemental deity kind of type of like, you know, wonder woman aquaman and superman could all legitimately be worshiped as gods in a way that Tony stark and Peter Parker can't. And I think that there's always going to be if they try to muscle in on Marvel's turf. And kind of go to that like ironic quit be joss. We'd nee- kind of dialogue are always going to struggle because these fundamentally these aren't who these characters are, and they could lean into a really cool story about aquaman being torn between the two worlds a surface. World was born into that's fucking up the ocean and the ocean people who are sophisticated and above it, all but like, yeah. You know, these bro, you're broS are killing us literally boiling our oceans and polluting our seas. And they do that for like thirty seconds in this film, and then just run away from it. Now, I thought they were going somewhere with that. They don't really don't. So like this. But it's also central to the plot. Like, it's weird. Yeah. It's weird in that. Like, they wanna have their cake and eat it too here. Like, they don't want to spend a lot of time developing that concept, but they want you to feel the weight of it in the in the battles. And I'm like, you can't you can't not spend time on and also give me to feel it. Right. And that's the problem. I had with the opening of the and the other problem is imagine iron man, if the avengers movie is the first time you saw him. And then in the first iron man, he has to defeat Dan OSE. And then they set up the big bad for ironman to to be jetted Jedidiah Strang or whoever to fun. Yeah. Like he comes out, and it's clunky. Ironmonger sued tone flake, Lou real scary. I've defeated too legit gods. Yeah. This is an I'm Mike. Wow. I win the like when the war of the gods kind of plotline hijacks this movie, I because they had the jet. They had the ironmonger villain that would have been inappropriate scale for a first superhero. And this is the province. They see just completely fucks every single time. Yeah. What order they go in? I don't know they want to get to the finish line right immediately. And you can't you literally can't like Marvel's. This is a movie that marvel would have spent three four movies building to on a main storyline later. This is like this is the climax of a of an iron man series. This is the climax of Canada in America series. And he probably captain America iron man would have been also in several of injures movies at the same time. Like, yeah, they spend a. They've spent like a decade building their their shit, and you want to jump in there and do everything they're doing on the first try. It's not possible. Yeah. No movies worse. Yeah. And they have the yada yada him learning to become Coleman with a bunch of like, you know, training montage stuff. I felt like a lot of the love connection. Here was yada, yada. Is not I don't think great in this in this movie either. Which is a problem, especially when the coal Kidman is so fucking kick ass, like the coal Kidman and Timur Morrison are more interesting in young in free convincing young people make up like this. It's getting eerie how easily they can just wipe digitally paint away thirty years of aging from these people. They're like more interesting characters than anybody. We met in Atlanta's except for maybe Willem Dafoe 's tricky little visor character. He played busier. I I just. Yeah. And here's the thing we we were talking about I know that the fans are Noida by it. But like the shortcuts DC took to this point are materially weakening, the movies and wonder woman wonder woman wisely avoided it by being a prequel everything. Like I of injured it like went back and be like all before she was wonder woman. She was just this little. Damask demonstra, and we're going to watch her grow up or I'm going to see what made her, and that's an origin story for aqua, man. And she's an eternally consistent character. She's naive. She's innocent. But she's fundamentally good almost like incorruptible. So and her character speed is when she struggles with like, hopelessness and apathy, and despair, ultimately, conquering it that's like the through line of her character in that movie was awful man's through line. He doesn't want to be a king. He's a reluctant hero wins it. And then it's like oh kings gonna be fucking also smash a beer Kane on my head bell roll credits. Like, here's what I think. They should. That's not a kid. That's not a that's not a a a person turning into a regal character. That's able to not just solve the problems of Atlantis. But the fucking world is what he's being set up to do. Yeah. I mean, the realizations of these things are happening too quickly. I honestly think there is a movie in here that is way more streamlined waste smaller. Yes. Way more personal and actually super interesting. Like, can you imagine? That that seen in the aquarium kind of extended to full movie link flaking how how does this kid get by with his weird powers? And and do the every superhero origin story because we need it for aquaman. Yeah. No. We don't know this guy, forty minutes turning him into the aquaman. That is ready to be a hero. Yeah. Not ready to literally save the world and having level up over seventy. I'd like I think you said it right at the end of this movie Auckland's where he needs to be to be injustice league. Okay. But and we got another one of those you had imagine if you had two or three good superman films two to three good as wonder woman films to pumped. And then you add maybe cyborg in the flash. Or maybe they get. Hey, here's a crazy idea. Maybe tell some small stories within the kind of lead them up to learning how to be like where they can trade punches with God's. But they didn't they tried the they tried the no huddle offense, the marvel movie plan. And it didn't work and can even kind of do this shit within the larger context of Justice league. Look at like what they did with Spiderman in evanger, soft launch him. And that was so it was so well done, but that wasn't of interest film that was the third captain America. Book me, you're right. These are intertwined in such a brilliant way. Thanks. He doesn't none of that in years into Marvel's into place where they can do they can make a third captain America sequel be an event like an adventuresome in a way to DC can only be envious of. And now marvel is about the hit a brick wall. Which is the end of whatever phase they're in. They like all seems like a lot of their big heroes are gonna retire or die or and how are they going to navigate that? Because. Bringing Donnie Darko. They do. Yeah. What? And this Jilin hall, isn't he in council larval or Spiderman? Yeah, he's. Far from home. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's that's what you meant like their reboot the universe. No, literally. They've brought everyone in Hollywood together in the marvel movies. And now, they're they just they are Hollywood Hollywood. So the good things we've probably said this before we got to the negative is. I thought I was shocked to see I guess I'd heard this before. But I'd forgot the James won- who I love is horror films directed this thing and to say, he's painting with the different pallet is selling short like there's a couple of parts in this movie that I think they could have made creepy, and maybe I, you know, in retrospect that aquarium scene had a little bit of a nice little creepy vibe to it. And then he he didn't it. Everything's very bright. Everything's very. Episode one Star Wars to there are so many comparisons to the prequels to make here. I mean from dialogue to. Yeah. Just the over reliance on CG and see that I was going because I was like, okay. Yes. So that that scene when they first get to the trench has think about the abyss. You remember Ed Harris like going down the rope. In the abyss. That was fucking terrifying. Been more like that. I think they could have leaned into something really creepy, and and potentially very frightening. But they just kind of turn it into yet. Another battle still trying to praise the film. Jim I was gonna say that like you could say a lot about the prequel visible. They're cool. The art design wasn't the problem. And I thought that everything about Atlantis looked great in the same way. That the first time you see Asgard. Look great to first time. You saw like what Kanda? It looks amazing. Like, oh, that's a place that would be so cool that sport almost two point. Where like I was pissed Jason momoa for staying away for spite Mike seriously, dude, you could visit this place anytime, you wanted just tend to take a gander at it like, the you're the kind of asshole that never makes out a small town, the New York City like yeah. You might hate it. But at least don't you need to see time square. Don't you need to go to Las Vegas now? What you need to go to Paris and London to see it. And he's like, nah, fuck it. Fuck it that name hammer that. At home in this movie. I think Jason memo is is a good man, but he's a very particular type aquaman. And maybe if they had somebody do that could be kinda rough around the edges Galut that could you know, shave his beard and trim his hair and become become regal. Because they're doing that with Chris Hemsworth like as he gets older and more established in the universe and in his place with people like you notice his hair get shorter his beard. Looks more trimmed. He's he's he's you looks like an adult. It's, you know, learn how to groom himself, and like a Jason momoa thing is not that he's a wild, man. And like seeing him be tainted almost be like a defeat. So you don't really wanna see him go and become establishment. Yeah. But that's where rat at the end of the first, man. Yeah. That's where marvel wants our DC wants him to be. Yeah. And I thought like, you know, I it's also. It's kind of amazing that they made aquaman into a bad ass because cultural badge baggage for years now has been he's the guy to talk to fish, and he's kind of like super man's. He's the he's the Justice league. They call on when an oil tanker get spilled or a shark gets loose at the Monterey Bay Aquarium or some shit. Like, you know, like the that Superman's too busy to do real stuff with and they rolled back a lot of that like aquaman as a person you can take seriously. Yes, he also talks to fish. But that's kind of turns out to be like his greatest superpower by the end of the film. And I like that I never thought never ever ever in a million years thought that they'd make Auckland's classic. Look, look, cool, but the gold scales green scale armor when he finally gets the chance to put it on looks really legit and looks bad ass. You say put it on. I think it gets put on him. Yeah. By the powers that be. And I think that there is a lot of good talent in this film like Willem Defoe and Patrick Wilson. Who boy he's gonna be ridiculous? And he ended up. I mean, I yeah. I don't know how he didn't end up looking ridiculous in that out. Like, I just think it was the acting. I think Patrick Wilson did a great got aggressive toss two because essentially wearing. The the aqua night owl outfit from if he had won in watchmen that straight up. What he's he's under sea night. Owl. And yet you still take him seriously. Yeah. No, it's all down to the acting. I think there's an intensity and a sort of maniacal. Tendency that you can see in his eyes in basically every scene he really brings it. And there were a lot of quiet moments like I love to marry Morrison's like character trait of and this is all like shit happens in the first ten minutes and movie, but I came going to end of the dock and waiting for his love the show up or waiting for his boy to return home from his news. Exploits those were quiet moments that get drowned out in the the, you know, the loud brashness of the rest of the film just trying to do too much like every act of this movie could have been its own its own movie and probably should've been. Yeah. So you know, I would give it a like if you're at a DC fan, you're probably going to really like this film because it's not a bad film. And every film, in my opinion is made bef- since except for wonder woman is bad film. That's below below the average ratings. So like, this is at least not a bad film. But like it's again between. I four and four two in the quality scale. And that's not where you want to be for your some of your your franchise flagships. And it's like it's fine for suicide squad. It'd be bad, but aquaman and superman and Batman those films need to be good. None of them have been. No, none of them have been. No. I mean, even one woman was good. But it it did miss right? Because the other thing to DC hasn't figured out to do is how to make melee combat interesting. Yeah. It's especially rough when I'm looking at something like daredevil over the past week, and I'm going man, the Pfizer so innovative innovative here. Like, they're not just having people trade blows. They're doing interesting things with scenery. And with the the place that they're in and the situation that the characters are feeling at the moment. Like, man, they really know how to do a fight in those shows, and this kind of stuff is just so big that you almost can't do anything personal in the battles. Grace too much is going on behind you at any moment. Yeah. I can't even think like the fight the six out my mind was aquaman in a very beginning. Movie. Wrestling with pirates, I dare some cool WWE shit that he pulled off with those pirates that like oh fuck I wouldn't wanna be that guy. Yeah. Then then I'll dropped. He'll be murdered all those guys. Like, he paralyzed the money, man, I broke all the bones paralyzed them. And then sunk the sub there on. So it's like also that's other thing that DC's like you. I don't know my call me old fashioned. And maybe that's something that they could also done like auto man's a little bit like doesn't give a fuck. He's a little anti hero. And then he, but he kind of feels like a pirate king at the end of the movie like he's he's he's capable of of anything. But he's also got these quiet like, you know, gentle scenes with children and stuff. It's I don't know. We'll defend these opinions more in the spoiler section. Oh, I thought this was the section. No, no. He's got that far. We spoil the movie. No. 'cause we actually haven't talked about the plot. So okay. We talked about the end of the movie. No, no, no. We got. We got some talk about some trailers a lot of stuff. We've already talked about. Like, do we do we have anything more to say about the LEGO movie or she she's she's am? I do wanna talk a little bit. Okay. I remember last week when he talked about Zam or maybe it's two weeks ago. We were kind of excited lie. Well, yeah. You know, wonder woman was pretty good. And we've heard to Oakland is pretty good. And this looks kind of like the type of fund superhero movie, you wanna see, but costumes ridiculous. Maybe maybe we can overlook that. How are you feeling about Zam now? I mean, I guess I don't know. How many times you have to me before I decide that I'm done about on these e films? Yeah. But I I don't know. I'm still I'm not uninterested in seeing his am. I would I would probably see it as a first run movie Spiderman far from home. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That's a superhero movie. Yeah. Like, this is a trailer that I thought was super effective because it establishes a couple of things that spider spider-man's going to. He's got to unity to go away from Merika, and he's deliberately choosing to not be Spiderman he wants to be a normal kid. And then Nick fury shows up and FOX that plan all up. That's all we know about it. We also know that there is a guy who looks like a I think I know I think he's supposed to be mysterious. But he is it looks like a blend of iron man, and doctor doctor strange and Donnie Darko and down Tarraco. And I yeah, it looks. There's a little bit cringe e. I know that his thing is Tony Stark's is his his his essentially daddy, and he gets all these fancy suits. But there's a little action figure baiting when I see like ninja Spider-Man and wing suit Spiderman and spacesuit Spiderman it's like these are, and I feel like other than spy ironman, Marvel's never done that isn't that kind of like a Spiderman comic book thing like they were just so many versions of spider man that I don't know. There are a bunch of suits because I played the game on PS four and they're like twenty five different suits. And I think they're all like pretty cannon that might have been some the happen like the two thousand because like in my mind, there's two Spidey suits. There's the Spidey suit. And there's black Spiderman suit, which is essentially the venom suit. And that's that's that's all you need. But maybe I don't know like with the spider verse. They've clearly because one thing I asserted is. I thought most of the fake spiders like the not the fake spiders, alternate reality. Spiders and spider verse where fate were made up for the film. But people quickly corrected me that these are all canonical of their world type Spiderman that they've explored with over two over two years, but the looting. Including the Japanese spider bot. Yes. Yeah. They shatter like our own series. And like, yeah, I actually fell down like an hour long YouTube bowl finding out about her. So they're also had the dark Phoenix trailer, which we talked about last week, the would be king, which I actually heard that's a pretty good kids film. I might take Jack to see it. But I don't really have any interest beyond that. And then there is a new to me anyway, captain marvel trailer where we got to see some more of like her background. Apparently, she is a hybrid cre- warrior, which is an alien race in the marvel universe, which is kind of interesting that makes her I guess a little bit in common with the star award. Jude law is a villain. I think I didn't know that he was attached to the film, which is kind of cool. I love you. Some Jude law. And I also for the first time noticed her light helmet hair. How her hair like like her helmet in cases or hair into like this wild moat mohawk aflame, which I thought was kind of cool. I it seems like she's going to be the key to defeating Thanos. And I'm not getting that. She's that powerful. Like, honestly like, I I saw. I saw what what is star award saying, Peter, something or other? I saw that guy defeat. A, you know, the ego the planet God, you know. I it is Dan Lewis that much powerful more powerful than that guy. And in that case saying Infinity stones as captain marvel have that's the thing. She's got he's got he's got the Infinity stone, but he's broke Dinnie break Infinity gauntlet by snapping it. No. Anyway, that's coming out real soon. So we will have to wonder for long Hollywood make any non fantasy films anymore. No every literally every and I get it sitting in the theater for an uncle man movie. That's primarily mission. Jakko movie. So like they're really really going hard on fantasy. And if feels to me like everybody looked CG technology and said holy shit. We can do this guys. We can do all the movies we ever wanted to do. And we need to DC this and do them all at once and forever as fast as possible and is furious as possible, and I do they make any normal human movies in Hollywood anymore. Do they make heist movies? Do they make crime dramas fall? They make family drama there for schist. Those remember like there's a whole bunch of growing gun guys wearing ski masks have skulls on them and the wives of guys who wear the ski masks inheriting, the ski masks and. Yeah, and oceans aid. We can we can we can be rogues to it. Just feels like there is this just I feel like I am aquaman sitting in the truck with my dad. Drive down the street. And now there's a tidal wave right behind me of all of these fucking fantasy movies. Are you trying to say is cry is creatively bankrupt and has run out of imagination because it's almost because some of these movies. I like, but it seems like there there is so much money to be made on these kinds of movies that that's primarily what's being made now. Well, I mean, I there is probably going to be a limit to the appetite of the superheroes genre. I thought that five years ago. Well, but I wanna to say marbles making three movies a year that's too much. Now, they're making eight movies year kept on up in the stakes up in the spectacle. And when that doesn't work then Reno reclaiming a giant star like Spiderman from from Sony, and like, I do think that I I'm very like wolverine, right? Like like doing the smaller rights. That's her seems like es cells has found some success going with the small summit, a smaller stuff like deadpool and Logan. And whatnot. But like, I I don't know because that's a good point. 'cause Logan showed us another way. That superhero movies could go where they then start Jen genre. Blending with western like, the latest transformers Bumblebee. Yes. Kind of like that. I haven't seen it. But yeah trailers, it seems more like a smaller story. And I've heard that's coincidentally the best the best. They'll never made. And I think that they could do like, I why haven't we seen like a horror based comic book here? Those were like some of the first comic book movies. We like blade like, I could I could do some of that like, you know. So I guess we're going to get hill. Boy, that's kind of a horror film. Yeah. They're trying everything they're going to run into the ground. I just I guess I didn't think there was this much gas in the tank. But do you think that parallel they're driving a fucking tanker truck full of it because? Yes, get western. I think we're in a space now where like comic book movies might never die. But they might die like westerns where you get maybe one every other year, and it's always an event when it happens, and it's always Clint Eastwood redirecting another movie puts himself in. Yup. I just wanted to back off from when I turned ninety it's called least forgiven ever. I've got one for my coffin ready to go. Yeah. That's that's going to be the horror com. Cowboy. He's going to die and come back as his ambi-. All right. That's the trailers. And this is unfortunately where you stop. If you are not a club member. If you want hear spoiler filled, take on aquaman and of us really get into the meat of why why we did or didn't like this. Then you got to join the club club that Bob move dot com.

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Jason Momoa, Plastic Protester

The Good News Podcast

05:00 min | 1 year ago

Jason Momoa, Plastic Protester

"The. Hi, I'm calling your host for the good news podcast. I'm neil. The other host the good news podcast is your source for good news, fun stories auditory, delight and sonic. Joy. We're bringing you all of this goodness from beautiful downtown Chicago do. Tuten do denier doing. Your personal do beat back. Two games. Thrones. It is. Oh, okay. Tell me game of thrones. I'm a fan when you think of characters in game of thrones. Are there any that like jump to mind? I will say -tarian I love. Yup. Bron? Yup. Love br. Br Brian of the blackwater. Yes. Who's funny? I love him. That's funny. I don't I p settling scraggly of have love him. Great character. He is. And he's a clear he's a clear character. You know, sir. See I think is just a lunatic. And she's so great. I love how weird she has about the elephants. Yeah. What does she love? The spoiler alert. It's like the one weird requests. And she just keeps mentioning it. Okay. So I bring all this up. I would say even though call drogue oh has not been on the show in a while. Season one call Drago has not been on there. But I would argue still one of the most remembered most prominent must famous characters on the show. Absolutely. When I feel like when people think of game of thrones, they think of his long hair, his big beer hall. I know he's in real life. I know he's a really big, dude. Yeah. But the way they were able to shoot him on the show. I mean, he's just massive. And he's so handsome. He's okay hedging, you're hedging. He's he's a scary handsome. Oh, sure. Intimidate. Yeah. Intimidating handsome. Yeah. Yeah. So I bring this up because it takes a particular actor a particular person to play a character like that Jason momoa. Yeah. Love this guy. Yeah. His his had a very similar look for pretty much the entire time. We culturally of kind of known about him. I feel like throne says his first big. Yeah. His first big entry into the cultural scene. So he's had that look for a long time. And recently his shaved his beard made a bit of a splash. You knew about the beer Chang. Did it was it came up on a couple of my slack channels? People were talking people were slacking people. No. He shaved. Yeah. People know that he had a beard. They no he shaved they knowing no longer has a beard. I would like to tell you why. Because if you didn't actually watch his video. You might not know why I have no idea. Why protesting plastic? Do it. Isn't that? Interesting. Can I protest plastic? He is quoted in this video is saying I just want to do this to bring awareness that plastics are killing our planet. Not news Jason. But. But how awesome that he's using his fame, and like doing this thing that people are paying attention to for a reason? Everybody should be doing it is that what you shave your beard. Yes, you're protesting protesting plastic every day of my life. Jasem emotion his beard. He was handsome before his handsome now that he is protesting trash and plastic and encouraging people to think about using more aluminum because aluminum aluminium for our UK listeners. It's more fun to sail you minium aluminium aluminum as Jason momoa say is infinitely recyclable. That's such a bold statement. It is. I mean, we're drinking out of aluminum cans right now aluminum can be melted down and reforge d- way more times than plastic. It's just an interesting move by a famous person to do something big on social media. And have it means something to have it. Be floor reason. Get people talking. Then tell them why they're totally thanks for listening. Do you have good news incredible? Or maybe wanna tell us a joke ride DEA? Excellent Email us at Hello. At the good news, podcasts dot FM or leaves a voice mail at seven seven three two one seven zero one five six you can also tweet us at the good news pot and follow us on Instagram too. And if you love the good news podcasts think about supporting us on our patriot page. Most of our music is by putting bear.

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GSMC Entertainment Podcast Episode 115 CMT Awards, Bey and Jay, Mamoa (6-5-19)

GSMC Entertainment Podcast

35:07 min | 1 year ago

GSMC Entertainment Podcast Episode 115 CMT Awards, Bey and Jay, Mamoa (6-5-19)

"The Starlight lounge presents an evening with the progressive box. Move here. Let's you go tickling the ivories. He just saved by bundling home and auto. Progressive gonna finally by a ring for that gal of yours. Hugo, send my condolences. This next one is freed. There's. In my all stinkier. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates. Discounts on of able in all states or situations. Always on the go, but the day, just be more without your Hollywood Vince foot. Golden State media concepts center ten podcast take care of that. All inclusive. Luck pop culture. Hello. And welcome to the MC entertainment podcast brought to you by the MC podcast network. I'm Sarah, and I your host for this episode. Hope you're having a great day, and we're here to talk about, of course, entertainment news. What is going on in all his various aspects of the world of entertainment? Let's start with the sports slash celebrity news. And that is that beyond say and has attended game three of the NBA finals. That is, of course, the Golden State Warriors versus the Toronto Raptors the Toronto, Raptors worse successful tonight, one twenty three two one nine making them two games up to one over the Golden State Warriors. This was the first game to be held in Oakland during this season. So apparently beyond say and Jay z showed up partway through the first. Quarter. And of course, made social media just kind of explode. That's pretty much what they do. Right. They. They arrived if as I said, a few minutes in to the first quarter, and at caused a bit of a frenzy, they were seated next to Golden State Warriors, owner, Joe lacob on the court, and, you know, be Jay Z's dressed in a sweatshirt and Beyonce, as dressed in this amazingly, fabulous gold concoction that I had not even sure I can describe to you, but it's, it's very beyond say and it can't think that I would wear that to a basketball game. But what do I know I'm not beyond? It is it is very impressive. I mean if you're if you're looking to make an entrance of this outfit will do it. She was also wearing gold heels and she accessorized with a by far leather clutch purse neither of them wore jerseys for a specific team all though beyond cited were goal. So that could probably provide a hint as to who they were rooting for they do attend. Several busboy games per year. I saw several mentions of this being a date night for the couple. Not sure if that is actually true or not. But not a pad, not a bad thing to, to have a date night for get dressed up, and go hang out at the NBA finals, speaking of Jay z. He is, he's had a pretty interesting week himself as he is officially hip hop. First billionaire, according to Forbes, and this is from NBC news. The Brooklyn rapper and mogul, whose real name is Sean Carter has amassed a fortune worth one billion dollars. According to Forbes, making him one of only a handful of entertainers to become a billionaire and the first hip hop artist to do. So his sprawling business empire includes stakes in liquor art real estate and big name, companies like Uber. He has one twenty two Grammys is amazing. He's launched his own brands. He has his own clothing label called Rocca wear, which was sold to Iconex for more than two hundred million and twenty two thousand seven sorry. I should have said he launched his own clothing label. So the, the, the relatively shortlist of entertainment industry, billionaires also includes Star Wars, creator, George, Lucas, Oscar award winning director Steven Spielberg media mogul Oprah Oprah Winfrey. Excuse me, Oprah Winfrey and retired NBA star, Michael Jordan, in this was, according to a list published last year by Forbes, Forbes said it calculated the artists NetWorth by evaluating his positions in private companies, adding his income, and subtracting a quote healthy amount to account for a superstar lifestyle. The magazine added that it ran its numbers by outside by outside, experts to make sure it's estimates were fair and conservative, so interesting. I guess it's not like they just go knock on someone's door and say, hi can we have your financial records? We'd like to write about you being a billionaire. Jay z is forty nine they officially became a billion dollar pair in two thousand seventeen with a combined net worth of more than one point one six billion dollars beyond say who is thirty seven has an individual net worth of more than three hundred fifty million, according to Forbes calculations the hip hop star who comes closest to Jay z is Diddy with an estimated net worth of eight hundred and twenty five million in twenty fourteen. It was thought that Dr dre would snag that first hip hop artist billionaire spot when his beats company was sold to apple for more than three billion dollars. But Forbes estimated his net worth at the time would have been almost eight hundred million saying capital gains taxes, would eat a big chunk so well, congrats to Jay z for being that for, you know, hitting that milestone and being the first hip hop. Artist to do. In other music, news, and in other news, relating to what was on television. Tonight, the CMT awards aired this evening. Some of the winners include Carrie Underwood cry. Pretty for video of the year, male video of the year was Cain Brown lose. It female video of the year. Carrie Underwood again. Love wins duo video of the year. Dan shea speechless group video of the year. Are you sensing a theme here? I made it is a country. Music, video view and television awards. Group of the year. Zac Brown band someone used to no breakthrough video of the year. Ashley McBride girl, going nowhere, and let's see collaborative video of the year. Keith urban featuring Julia Michaels coming home CMT performance of the year, combs and Leon bridges beautiful crazy. That is from CMT crossroads de awards show was hosted by little big town and included performances from Luke combs Merrin Morris. Luke Bryan and an all-star Tanya. Tucker rendition of delta dawn, so it was a an exciting night tonight on television between the NBA finals and the CMT awards in more music news. We'll go back to the story. We talked about in a previous episode that Adam LeVine is leaving the voice, even though it had been previously stated that he was coming back. For season. Seventeen his wife Bahati prince Liu has opened up about this decision to leave the voice, and on an interview on today today, June fifth. She explained why it's a good thing. She said, she's happy that she that Adam LeVine is going to be spending more time at home with her and their two kids, dusty to and GIO, one now that he is moving on from serving as a coach on the voice, but she said, she's not sure what they plan on doing. She's quoted as saying, his departure, is good news for me. Good news for the kids. He is on tour at the moment. He's excited to get home. And for the first time have nothing to do. I'm like, what am I going to do with you with him? In addition to admitting she and Adam still figure out how to spend their time. She also gushed about how much she loves raising her kids with her hubby and how she's taking all special moments as much as possible. She's quoted as saying it's going great. I'm in it. I'm in the middle of it. It's amazing motherhood. I think as you all know is such a it's such an incredible experience in really something that you take so seriously and gives you so much joy. We are having fun. She also revealed that she tries to make sure her family is together as much as possible by joining Adam on tour with maroon five whenever she and the girls. Can she said I used to go a lot the girls came when he did America. We stayed in New York for ten days, and they kind of did all around we've done a few trips here and there, the older, they get and the easier and more fun. It will be so she was on the today show. Chuck about her work in protecting endangered black rhinos by supporting and being part of organization. Save the rhino trust Namibia. So she was on today to talk about that work. And of course, you know, they asked her about hubby and what's going on with them. It sounds like they will have more time together. Which is always nice when you have small children, it will definitely be interesting to see how the voice changes with Adam no longer being a part of the show of Asli the judges have changed each season, although Adam and. Blake Shelton have been fixtures. So it will just be interesting to see how it changes now that you don't have that energy and relationship that Blake and Adam bring to the show when they are on together. It is time to take our first break of the podcast before we take that break. I want to talk to you about care of, which is a vitamin delivery service. If you go to take care of dot com, you can take their easy quiz to find out what you need in the way of vitamins summer is here. 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He. Welcome back to the GMC entertainment podcast before the break, we talked about news from the world of music. And now we are moving on to a story about Jason momoa, which is always fun. You may have seen a recent video where in Jason momoa shaved his beard, there was a lot of comments on that people who were not thrilled with him shaving his beard. Some people liked a lot of people didn't. But he has. He used that video to raise awareness against single use plastic water bottles. And he is doing that again. He has grown a bit of a reputation for himself as an environmental warrior. He he has a company called. Oh my goodness. M. A. N. A N, A L. You have no idea how to pronounce that man, Annette men Manoliu, so sorry. I just butchered that this company, though. Produces canned water as an alternative to single use plastic water bottles. He has now partnered with real deal Mata as part of a hilarious. P S A against plastic pollution. His video featuring Mata a former WWE superstar was just one snippet from a larger PSA from lonely whale, where they urged against these plastic water bottles. So Amoah took Instagram to promote the initiative writing since we couldn't be at the shoot. This is my and at real deal, badeah contribution to the cause Mahalo at literally wail at everyone involved in this PSA. Okay. So the video begins with momoa. Walkie still beardless walking out of a Bill. Ding wherein a vintage t shirt from the nineteen Ninety-two patera album vulgar display of power under a black long sleeved shirt. He then proceeds to slap a water bottle plastic water bottle out of nearby man's hand and says it doesn't matter how you hydrate as long as you do it without using single use plastic. He continues his crusade and slaps bottle out of Matas hands and the to stand. I'd I as memo simply says what the video then cuts to a shirtless memo in a bathtub holding champagne glass filled with ice, which he uses to numb his cut up face. There are so many sustainable alternatives, you can reach for Moen says, well, reaching for a reusable stainless steel water Balz steel bottle to fill his glass, he then continues by saying for our planet, and for our future generations who depend on it. So please, stop using single use plastic water bottle models. Momoa says taking other sip water and with that his PSA comes to an end. So clearly slapping water bottle out of a, former WWE ease hand is, is not the best, the best option. Even if you are Jason momoa, 'cause then you end up with your face beaten all the heck in about I'm sure nobody who's watching the video minds that he is. Then in about two because there are some people who love them some Jason momoa, and they are not gonna complain that he is in a bathtub. Regardless of his being the bathtub or not people are loving, the PSA, lots of supportive comments about single use plastic water bottles about alternatives, that we can use, so, regardless of what you think of the PSA, I'm grateful that it is sparking conversation, even if it is just an comments on social media. But that's where things start and then conversations can grow from there. So hopefully this PSA will get people talking. Get people thinking and maybe looking into alternatives to those single use plastic water bottles because who wants to be standing on the street and get a water bottle slapped other hand by Jason momoa now that I said that, I can think of probably a lot of people wouldn't mind, they'd be like, hey, Jason momoa. I just had an encounter. And it was awesome. But raising awareness is always good. In other celebrity news. A never really thought I would be talking about MC. Donna and to park. But hey, why not it's celebrity news. And apparently Madonna has lost an appeal to block to buck break-up letter from going up for auction. I had no idea such thing even existed. Because apparently I lived under a rock at that point in my life. There was a handwritten break-up letter from two Pasha Kerr addressed to Madonna while he was incarcerated in nineteen ninety five and that litter will hit the auction block at some point in July TMZ reported on Tuesday that the pop legends final attempt to stop the sale of the love, lower would be blocked legal docs, seen by TMZ say a New York state appeals court ruled that Madonna couldn't pursue legal action against her former art consultant, Darlene lutts, or the auction house, that will sell the items gotta have rock and roll based on a release. She side way back in two thousand four. The letter dated January fifteenth nineteen ninety-five fines to pock breaking. Things off with Madonna following romantic dating period, in part because of their racial differences. It's quoted as saying for you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way, jeopardize your career. If anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting. But for me at least in my previous perception, I felt due to my image, I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was. I never meant to hurt you. I clearly was living under a rock in nineteen ninety-five. Maybe not under a rock, but I was living in Montana. And I apparently did not pay any attention to celebrity news, because I had no idea that this even ever happen. Well, just admit that. But hey, I'm it's interesting. It's just interesting. The there was a letter. It's interesting to me that it's now being auctioned off. I'm curious to find out how much it goes for and who buys it. Sure, you know there's a lot of lot of two bucks. Fans out there who would love to have this kind of memorabilia, and it's, it's definitely kind of on the unique side in terms of Madonna, and to poke both being very, very big names in the music industry. So I would imagine that it would go for I have no idea, but something more than I can afford, if I were interested in buying a letter leg that, but yeah, so apparently not apparently Madonna has lost the appeal. She had tried to block the letter from going up. But apparently, there was a release that she signed in two thousand and four. And she cannot block this letter from being auctioned off who knew and all kinds of interesting, things, I want to move on now to Star Wars, and Star Trek, sort of, but not really. The story involving Star Wars Mark Hamill and star Trek's William Shatner, although not about either Star Wars or Star Trek. Exactly. It's about Schalke. The creepy little dull murderous doll that Gedo who is now returning to the big screen this summer. I didn't think we needed another Chucky movie. But what do I know this time, though, the doll is being voiced by none other than Luke Skywalker? Mark Hamill is going to voice Chucky. He is well known for doing voice work. He's done a lot of voice work after Star Wars, and bef- after after Star Wars and before Star Wars between Star Wars, he has played various animated irritations of DC's jokers since the early nineties now that the actor is out there promoting the upcoming horror film. Some of his fellow legends are trolling. His switch to child. Play William Shatner, who, of course, is very well known for playing captain. Kirk in the original Star Trek had a hilarious response response to Hamill's latest Chucky tweet. He said happy to know that the next generation of youth will be deathly afraid of you. You have become your father seriously. Congratulations on the role. The original tweet was Mark hamels tweet on June twenty-first. Are we having fun? If they don't let us play. They all go away. There's several knife, emojis creepy, and then at child's play booby at hashtag child's played. Oh, goodness. But I love. I don't know. Sometimes Twitter makes me laugh. Sometimes it's crazy. And the things that happened on social media. Make totally roll my eyes, but other times, you know, it's all in good fun, apparently Hamill has yet to respond to the tweet by. What could be his rival? At least in terms of Star Trek first Star Wars, one other. On other tweets that oh my God. That is so creepy ahead enough in the eighties, but just because of at Hammill himself, I will do the sacrifice somebody else, wrote live long and prosper and made the force be with the two of you. That's a mixture of John RAs. But that's okay. Recently child. Child's play producer Seth Graham. Smith spoke with cinema blend on the upcoming movie sharing what fans can expect from the horror reboot. He said, we sort of lean into more of the L slash kaslow's story hint at a Chucky that is driven by something different than he is the original series when he's Charles Lee Ray and he's just a truly psychopathic killer in the body of a doll. Also, there is the mother slum story, the emotional component of the movie, which I feel the movie really delivers, and then above all that, just the intensity, the gore the fact of the movie is rated R that it really does go, there, when it goes there, I think the movie looks big is much bigger than a lot of movies that are size, very affordable movie. We are. But we had a big we had big emissions. Those are I'd say the primary things were going for. I love Marquel. But even Marquel is not enough to make me go see this movie. I haven't seen any of them, and I am not going to start now despite my love of Mark Hamill, and, despite finding, it hilarious that Mark Hamill, and William Shatner are trading will not trading yet, but I'm sure it will happen trading barbs on Twitter about the role speaking of horror movies, apparently, halloween's, Jamie Lee, Curtis, and Jason Blum have been quote, discussing stuff that is specific. Prior to the release of Halloween. Last October bloom house. Productions Jason Blum said they weren't going to decide if we do a sequel or not until we see the reaction to this movie given that the film was quite the success, both critically and commercially, it's more than likely that we have not seen the end or the last of Michael Myers, I'm gonna tell you right now, haven't seen any of these movies either and not gonna do it again. Love, jamie. Lee curtis. Love her a lot. But Nope, not gonna do it at any rate. Jason Blum posted a photo on Twitter. Earlier today of Jamie Lee, Curtis and himself with the caption teasing where discussing stuff. Now the stuff in question, of course, could be anything, but Jamie Lee Curtis is holding a an action figure of Laurie strode. So I suppose that there is a possibility that they are. Are discussing a possible sequel, very cute picture at any rate, and they I don't know. They could be discussing whatever. Halloween. Co-writer Danny McBride had previously teas that they already had a few ideas of where they want to go with a sequel. He said, we definitely have ideas of what we want to of what we would do. I think we did not allow ourselves to really indulge those ideas until the movie came out. We just wanted to put all our hopes and dreams and having this film stick the landing, but we do have thoughts and ideas of what we could possibly do we hadn't invested a ton of time on them. But now we're being asked to figure it out. There are definitely talks on whether we will do more of them. And we're just trying to see what makes sense. So it looks like more than just Jason Blumin and Jamie. Lee Curtis are discussing stuff, people are at least thinking about stuff, and contemplating stuff and figuring out if that stuff is going to result in another Michael Myers, Halloween movie. Cool good for them. A lot of people love the franchise and that's awesome, not gonna go see it. But that's just. Me and my, my one, my one not going to see it as not going to make a difference to the franchise. It is time to take our second break of the podcast. When we come back, a few more stories from the world of entertainment, so stay tuned. You're listening to the GMC entertainment podcast. And I'll be right back to one knows life doesn't alert you about your credit card. All Karen, enroll J eating the hunt dog did you mean to one hundred sixty seven percent yesterday lake cafe restaurant just checking. 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And I loved the first one, I it was hilarious to teenage me when it came out. And, but now, I can't quite imagine middle-aged me watching middle-age Bill. It could go, so many different directions. But it has been announced that there has been, there's been some new casting announced, and that is that Bridget loudly pain who has been on atypical and Samara weaving, who has been on three billboards have joined the cast of Bill and Ted face the music weaving will play thea the daughter of Alex, Alex, winters character, Bill. Well, Lundy pain will play Billy, the daughter of Kiana Reeves, Ted. And now I'm just realizing that the Bill header parents and, oh, my goodness. Producers, Scott croup said in a press release recently when we saw Samara and together, it was like deja vu. It was exactly the way we felt when we first saw kion, Alex. We are so thrilled to have this funny and unique pair, join the Bill and Ted team. Dean Parasad is directing the time travel comedy, and it is been written by writers, Chris Matheson, and Ed Sullivan, it is set to open August twenty first twenty twenty and it does follow Bill and Ted's, excellent adventure, which came out in nineteen eighty nine and Bill and Ted's bogus journey nineteen in nineteen Ninety-one. Again, teenage me is super excited middle is. Middle. Weirdly, excited and also frightened. But I. Yeah, my brother, and I still have random quotes from Bill and Ted. There was also digital. There was also an animated Bill and Ted's series on for a while. I have no idea how long it was on. But a cartoon animated Saturday morning, Bill and Ted cartoon it, it was, I honestly, can't remember anything except that one of them once said, what odious aroma assails, my nose holes or something along those lines. That's the only thing I remember from it. But apparently that stuck with me. So, yes, I will watch it. 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YouTube Gets Its Close-Up

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YouTube Gets Its Close-Up

"It's Tuesday February fourth market fully. I'm Chris L. WITH ME IN STUDIO MR Jason Moser. Thanks for being here Mr. I mean. Let's just Jason's fine tell everybody now. There's no Sir Dr Jason Formalities Ear. John Ritter that's nice. I can surgical Dr Jason Learning Season Rolls On. We've got entertainment we've got apparel. We're going to start with Google's parent company alphabet is at least for the moment no longer a member of club trillion shares of alphabet down three percent despite the fact that fourth quarter profits came in higher than expected but revenue was light and so the market cap is only nine hundred ninety billion dollars Do Support this and by this I mean the the slight market selloff. It seems a little bit like nitpicking. I well yeah I mean I it. Isn't it thinking I think when you look at everything together I I mean it's still a very strong business its own personally. It's one that I'm going to hang onto. I think that the for investors this was a great quarter from the perspective. We got at some more granularity in how companies making its money right. They broke out the youtube revenue in the cloud revenue for the first time. Yeah enemy I mean you know. We always speculated how much money youtube was making. I mean now we know they reached fifteen billion dollars in ads in two thousand and one thousand nine that grew thirty six percent versus. This is a year ago. It's not surprising at all. But it's just really nice to see In in I think that when you consider how the cloud businesses doing I mean the cloud cloud business ended Two Thousand Nineteen at a greater than ten billion dollar run rate. That was up fifty three percent over a year ago Now I mean to put put that in context I mean ten billion run rate for for the year I mean Amazon just recorded ten billion dollars with a quarter in. Aws So Amazon still really really the elephant in the room. But I mean Google is picking up share. They're they're growing a little bit more quickly and so we had talked about that last week. Motley Fool Money Ron mentioned you know. Hey Listen Microsoft often in alphabet. They're they're picking up share in that space and there's no question there it in now. They've confirmed it by giving us some some more solid data With which to go. Are you surprised. They broke out the cloud and youtube segments. I'm not at some point or another. You have to do that and end won't you don't have to. I guess my question is isn't it. I have two questions one is. Are you surprised. But the other one was. Isn't it safe to assume that part of the reason they broke up those segments. is they feel good about the growth trajectory. Yes and I think they couple that with the fact that quarter-on-quarter Renan quarter out. We sit here and others everywhere around the world question this other bets and how much money is being just eviscerated rated in that segment of the business in. So I did notice in the call. They struck a bit of a quasi defensive tone on the other bets segment of the business. Pichai it was almost like he had to justify them in. I mean I understand I mean when you look at the numbers I mean. Look at me for the full year. Other bets brought in six hundred and fifty nine million in revenue new but operating losses were four point eight billion dollars from that revenue. So I mean we were giving. We work a hard time. I am about their financials. I mean that's nothing to really smile at either but we also understand why they're doing that and we also understand this is a business that affords them the opportunity to do that. And so I think really breaking out the Youtube and in the cloud revenue. It's a way for them to steer the conversation. Maybe away from the other bets and the advertising Talk about some of the strengths of the business. I mean I think all things considered a encouraging looking quarter I mean. The number of cloud deals over fifty million leeann dollars doubled from a year ago so certainly they continue to grow that space of customers like activision blizzard wayfair lows among others Hundred twenty billion dollars dollars in cash on the balance sheet. I mean that's really tough to compete with. They can do a lot of fun stuff with that kind of money And and they continue to repurchase shares interesting I thought they repurchased over six billion dollars in shares in the fourth quarter. That was more than double what they were purchased a year ago so clearly. They're seeing some value in their own stuff. I agree with you about pajamas. Tone with regards to other bet. I also don't begrudge him one bit because those are that's Larry Page Sergey Brin that's their baby yeah and so even if just for political reasons since she's standing up defending the other bet segment. That's just the smart thing to do. It is and I think it. It's a bit of a leap of faith but I we will see. They've got the they have the money. They have the smarts they have. This just tremendous pool of talent enemies. It's an attractive place to be Something you have to believe I mean it is a a bit of a leap of faith but I I believe that over time a lot of good things will come from that. The one question I did have I searched fitbit on the call because obviously that's an acquisition. They made a lot of people kind of forgot about it. Maybe they could sweep it under the rug. Thank you for reminding me under the rug because that was not a small deal by any means the a deal hasn't closed yet but they they only mentioned it a few times on the call. They say that it's going to add strong capabilities in wearables and it's going to quote advance our vision of ambient computing for the android ecosystem and quote in so NBA and computing is essentially. Just this concept that we're going to be just existing ind and computing is going to be happening all around us within us do any sort of a way of life more or less is kind of this. The CYBORG advocation of people more or lessons so wearables is one more step towards that. So it's an interesting future to think about but I'm going to see how they how they work that fitbit acquisition into their business. Don't you think they've I've been watching the growth of apples wearable segments shoe thinking. We could probably do that. I think there's a big opportunity there I mean we saw with apple with the watch. I mean I mean. They've tinkered around the pricing and they've had to bring it down in order to make it attractive for the masses and the you know clearly there's a market out there for people who want to wear a type the smart device that tracks fitness or something to that to that effect and I mean you know there there are plenty of people out there that prefer android over apple. I mean there's a big opportunity are there and they can plug that into that Big Network of android users do something with them Sirius. XM's fourth quarter kind of a good news bad news they added subscribers for Sirius. Xm They lost subscribers to Pandora. And just like you reminded people that alphabet but fitbit for those mayor forgotten yes. Siriusxm owns Pandora stock. Basically flat and that sort of feels right to me. Yeah yeah if it feels right to me too. I mean. There's a time ago where I really wanted to believe in this company. I thought there was a lot of opportunity there now. I'm really not so sure in. Let me I'll I'll anecdotally referred to a recent experience that I had. We might my wife and I we were serious subscribers. For a number of years and and We we recently cancelled all of our subscriptions. I mean she just wasn't really using it very much in I. I subscribe primarily listen to to the stern earn show in that show to me is just not as good as it once was just found myself not really listening to it as much either and it's just it's a lot of money for something I'm not really using so oh I called in to cancel and yeah you got a call in. That's one point of renewing. I'll get back to that so I call them to cancel but immediately upon cancelling they said Hey. Hey we'll we'll give it to you for half and I was like okay. So then my investor brain starts thinking you guys don't really have any pricing power to you. Then I'm figuring if I said that to the customer service representative she probably hit me with a big wave of silence but the fact of the matter is. I don't think that Siriusxm really has any pricing power. I think think perhaps once upon a time they did stern moved over there in He resonated bit more with his audience. But I think he I mean he's going to be lost on this next generation of listeners. The next generation of listeners. Don't care about him right. I mean he's sort of had his son so to speak in that regard so then they have to figure out how to make that platform attractive from a content perspective. The one way they tried to do that was acquiring Pandora. which I think was a bad move? Pandora is dying business and if you look at the numbers that shows monthly active users at Pandora. Oh sixty three point. One million at the end of the quarter versus sixty eight point eight million a year ago The listener hours or down. I mean this is this is with series is being able to to to plug them into different avenues So for me. I feel like we're GonNa see a day where they write that Pandora. Acquisition down to zero of management is saying in a call. They WANNA maintain those two separate brands. which to me is kind of odd because when you look at Apple Music and spotify I mean those are the two streaming streaming platforms? Pandora has no chance against those two none I. I'm not even not. I really do believe that they will write that. That acquisition down to zero Even if even if they don't do it in Such an obvious way to me. It's just they're trying to do a plot with the platform and in doing that. They've made it really Difficulty used from from a user's perspective. It's just not user friendly anymore in in in when you look at something like apple music or spotify those are slick platforms are easy to use Sirius. XM's just not they're. They're very late to this mobile game. Amen I think that's gonNA cost them dearly. The acquisition was an effort to try to get a into being a part of that. But I I think that's a little bit Too Little too late. It's interesting from a stock perspective perspective because yes it's flat today on this report it's up about twenty percent over the past years thirty billion dollar company so if they're really in some sort of methodical decline they got a ways to fall. Yeah no I mean. I don't think there's a world where serious goes out of business. I mean I think there plenty of opportunities for them to stay relevant. One of them is when they made this Pandora acquisition. you start seeing more and more talk of an ad supported product in. I think to me that seems like a really obvious lever for them to pull that could at the very least keep things going in the right direction. I mean they had this tremendous Indus installed base out there of cars with kit that capability. So I mean I eat. You can't dismiss that distribution. That's a big deal in wile. Maybe we're not paying serious anymore. Money I if they said hey you can still listen to Sirius. Xm You can pick up this category this catalogue of Channels Canal's and listen to them for free in. It'll the AD supported. Well then that'd be nice. I'm sure we would be tuning into something here and there Again I mean ad-supported only take you so far lar and again they still have to contend with wear. The listeners really are going in in the money in the listeners the numbers. I'll tell you in spotify find apple or or where. The listeners going series has got a lot of work to do to be able to catch up with How user friendly those platforms are? We'll tell you like when they offered me that half off. I thought that's nice but no and they said well. Why don't we try a month a month and I said that's nice but no I want to know why because in order to cancel? I'm going to have to call. Yeah I'm not doing that ever again. A couple of quick things for we move on Shannon Bob Falen who's a teacher at Kentucky Highschool school and a listener. There's a high school in Thurmond Maryland. I got the chance to on his invitation. Go to the high school yesterday and and talk with a couple of his classes. They're starting a stock market segment. Cooking's a high school seniors. Yeah it was a lot of fun. I thought it was a lot of fun. I if you ask the students they might be like. Oh my God. That old man was boring and he wouldn't stop talking by you'll and for anyone who's just starting out We have a free investing starter kit. It covers everything from saving money to 401K's to buying your first stock and it includes five stocks selected by investing investing team. And it's free and you can get just by going to fool dot com slash starter kit. That's full dot com slash starter kit. Just putting your email address. We'll send it to you right away. It's really report. Half say it is shuttled to our colleague Rick Silverman who who made it. Look as good as it does. Shares of Ralph Ralph. Lauren are up ten percent today after a better than expected third quarter and this seems like among other things a margin story. Sorry for Ralph Lauren. Because through the holiday quarter they were able to Keep their prices relatively high. I think you're right. I think they actually I saw a little expansion in gross margin and guided for a little bit Higher on the operating margin side for the business for the quarter in the markets responding to that along along with the fact that I mean. Let's see let God bless the power of of low expectations right. I mean retail in general is just a really tough space and and There's a reason why all these apparel companies trade for ten twelve times earnings. It's just it's a tough space to maintain any sustainable competitive position when you're always competing on pricing. With the exception of some brands out there that can that can hold some sway in the market. And I think the Ralph Lauren for the most house part is is able to do that to degree and I remember growing up Polo That was that was the thing I mean. That was really a big deal in I you know I I. I think it's still holds Water today in the fashion industry along with all of the other brands that Ralph Lauren produces but I mean you have to look at the business itself and think well I mean is the still business I'd WanNa be invested in. I can't say that necessarily is I mean the income statement makes you wonder top lines down. Sixteen eighteen percent since two thousand fifteen Margins are definitely constantly under pressure But with that said I mean I mean they were able to grow earnings. They do have a plan in place to try to to reinvigorate the business. The downside of that is is it's kind of all of the same language year from all these other companies. Oh Yeah we're going to energize core products and we're GONNA lead with digital and become Omni channel on. Its they call it their next great chapter plan. It's nice to to see it but I mean the execution still has to has to be there and I'm not sold only I wouldn't buy it today in part because of the rise that we're seeing a but also because because they do a decent amount of business in China and by their own admission there's enough uncertainty in China with their locations there and and the sales of they're doing there that I think that that's that alone puts it on hold on the flip side. It really does seem to be a brand. That's held up over time. I'm not I agree agree with you that it's always more interesting for us as investors if we get interesting specifics about how apparel Darrelle companies are going to move the needle on sales as opposed to things like we're going to reinvigorate the brand this is this is a brand widsom equity in it. I'm a little surprised that it's a nine and billion dollar company. I wouldn't have guessed that big so there is something there. I just don't think today's the day to buy probably not and I'm glad you said that because I e we talk a lot what about these companies as you know is value player as value trap and in most cases I think these apparel companies most of the time they can devalue traps every once in a while though you find a business with some brand power there I think this is an example of one. Where if you buy it at the right price Christ? There probably is a nice value. Play here Today today probably isn't the day But I mean you look at their balance sheet better than one billion dollars net cash and again they bumped up Expectation the operating margin side for the for the quarter That we're in now. I in a I think at the right price. This could be a fun value investment. Because again I mean it is a big company with rich history SMART leadership and I I think still better days to come honestly before we wrap up on yesterday's they show Mac and Indian. Ron talked about the Super Bowl ads. I enjoyed the conversation. Find myself agreeing. With the general tone of the conversation. With respect to the ads from Amazon Hyundai et CETERA. In part because we were talking about this before we came in the studio in part because I felt like they did a good job not just being humorous but also of featuring the product. We're talking to Austin Morgan and a I asked him. What did you think of the ADS? And he said I really liked that. Jason Momoa commercial. But I can't remember what it's four thought you know what now that you mention Senate. I can't remember what it was for either. I think that's always a trap for those companies. When they're coming up with the creative is like yeah? That was a funny commercial. I couldn't tell you what that product plus I I yeah. I'm drawing a blank Sonata with a smart pack. That's I mean that was granted the ghost cat that was that was good. I mean I think that's to me in and and I said this to my wife evening Washington game to me through the years. I feel like the Super Bowl commercials of jump. The Shark I think they're just objectively Jackley worse today than they were ten years ago I don't know why that is. I mean it does seem like a tough creative spell. Where they're trying to reboot everything? So maybe that's maybe that that those creative headwinds are are carrying over into commercials. Well but I do. I do agree that you start throwing stars in these commercials and it's you gotta be careful because you may remember the star but you don't remember what the commercials for and I think the one that had toby from the office and I love the office I cannot remember commercial was for now on the flip side. I do remember the Dwight little caesars. Commercial Rainn Wilson and the little caesars commercial. Maybe that's just because I eat a lot of little Caesar's I don't know but yeah I mean to me I feel like I feel like maybe we've passed the super bowl commercials prime but every once in a while a a couple of outliers that the goals cow was by far and away my favourite so they mentioned on yesterday's show that those were the top five ads according to add meter and there was one ad that I saw for a publicly traded company and I thought to myself if that stock down Monday it's not surprise me at all and the public. The company is into it into it as a parent company of Turbo Tax. Because I thought that ad was atrocious and it ranked forty fourth on the AD meter list so I felt vindicated vindicated team. I'm not I'm not wishing anything bad on into its shareholders and in fact the stock was up a half percent on Monday. Something like that but I just thought now oh to stop not getting the spot pay in the money. That's only half the job you still got to deliver the goods. And that's that's a lot easier said than done just Somoza. Thanks for being here. Thank you as always people in the program may have interest in the stocks. They talk about on the Motley. Fool me formal recommendations for or against don't buy or sell stocks based solely on what you hear. That's going to do it for this edition of market flurry. The shows mixed by Dan Boyd. I'm Chris Hill. Thanks for listening. We'll see you tomorrow.

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052419 Ace & TJ in 30

Ace and TJ

15:37 min | 1 year ago

052419 Ace & TJ in 30

"The. The market of Charlotte, North Carolina. This is the g and thirty podcast. Here's your host. He doesn't every week so you should expect it by now. It's this week's week in review in Riggins is gonna sing song for you. That's coming up along with your don't do lists for the weekend and a cleaning group comes in the middle of the night. But let's get started with your perverted purchase on the TJ thirty podcasts. In theory. Yes, perverted purchase not really perverted, but it's something new use for different reason I got it for some different reason, for example. Hannah here who said a couple of years ago, I'd make sure to go grocery shopping with my mom her mom goes grocery shopping, very early on Sunday. Morning. Oh, we go make list. But why would you go grocery shopping with her, mom very Sunday mornings because the guy that worked, there was so good looking. Attention. Yeah. Bags and stuff. Bag. Plastic. Hang on me. The biggest choice you making. We go block the. We go. Need clean up? That's fun. So let's do that with every comment that somebody. Okay, well, country guy. How about you? How about this? This lady says that she drives by country day school on the way to work, and I make sure to leave at the exact same time, every day because the police officer that does school traffic there in the morning is literally the hottest man, I have ever seen in my entire life and he starts my morning off. Oh, you'll bales about Doreen. Classes in session. And you today. Gotta apple for you. What that meant is a teacher. Yeah. Baby holding. What? That was code. Oh, man was the next one. When it's not about a daycare. Woman she she has no problem in mitten this. She said, I watched aquaman so many times in theaters. The woman at the women at the front lobby knew what I wanted dot dot. It's just he was wet dot dot dot most of the movie hashtag permission granted, I don't think she did her own innuendo. Yeah. Jason momoa all. Okay. Pick another one. Almost too easy while in high school. I ordered lunch at a local Chinese restaurant, almost five days a week, just to see the guy that worked there, I would stare at him the whole time I never had the nerve to speak to them, but after about a year and a half an extra fifty pounds. I'm moved on. He gained fifty pounds she. Oh. Five days a week. Oh, Chinese restaurant. Are we getting lo Mein? Always going to be sweet answer. Hell. Oh, you're going to get a delivery. One hour later, we'll be back for more. All we go watch these Chinese doughnuts disappear. Oh, I'm radio. Fortune day. I'm gonna take you straight to Rangoon. I don't know where that is. Okay. Here's one more. Wait. No. Leave crabs out of it. I said, I have a friend, and she encouraged her son to join the travel hockey team, which costs her thousands of dollars a season solely because she's out the coach was hot and she knows on the road. They get to hang out. So the parent, I guess the coach hangs out with the parents on the road on the travel hockey team show y'all what us lap shot. He's going to be some icing. Put you right in that penalty box. Oh, you won't be shivering. Yeah. Looks like you are Zam, honing. But never duplicated his the TJ in thirty podcasts, there's a guy in Marlboro Massachusetts. Let it out. He came home with his son last week notice that the back door was open. If you know what I mean. No, I don't the back door was had been broken into. When he got inside. Nobody's had stolen anything they just cleaned up late. So my broken his house and cleaned it up. Every room saw organize the house mill like cleaning products. The burglars had head even done some origami. Turn the end of his toilet paper into a rose shape like they do in the fancy hotels. I always get them to do that. With my toilet paper after I've used it. You want to impress. Make out of it now. What you got. Yeah. Do that. Take it to the next level. Oh, I know it's. He, he has of the he thinks he solved the mystery that a cleaning crew just picked the wrong house, went to the wrong address. But how did they live there? Yeah. At night, he's he left, his his back door unlocked. Oh, and a lot of times if you depending on your work schedule, they will come at nine at a certain time later today or something. You sure do you ever see the cleaning crew here? Nope. Oh, yeah. Good point. But with would the cleaning crew be so great on a yelp review, if they leave your back door wide? Well, I mean you left it open. So I guess they figure to worried about it. He left it unlocked. Yeah. They lifted open. Yeah. Good point. Fun surprise. I mean you get over after you get over the terror of it. You know there's some woman yelling at them on the phone. I thought you come in today. Yeah. Wow. This is a mess. My in-laws are coming. We cleaned it, it was bad to look like a guy lived there. You live like a pig later. Tola was nasty. Then I'll tell you the after cleaning people have been at our house. If I don't brag on it when I get home. Jody takes a fence to it. Really? Yeah. We didn't even notice the house is clean. It's not your work. So why are you offended? Wow. Say nothing is almost saying, I had the house cleaned for you. The call. Wow. Thirty when we return to the as and TJ and thirty podcast, it's your don't do list and Regan's will review the week for you. That's all next on the TJ and thirty podcast. Cast. This is the TV in thirty podcast on demand. On ace and TJ dot com. Or through heart radio Papa John's. We believe the best debates are pizza the bigs. That's why we're introducing the super Hawaiian fiery buffalo chicken pizzas, because the sweetest toppings, make things heated and the spicing something pineapples belong on pizza. Phoenix Ladas suffer the heat of fiery, buffalo sausage chicken on their parts, which cruel you get all your people to get you divide aside right now. Both pieces are just twelve bucks for plus Ed Pepsi. Better ingredients better pizza John's at participating US stores, Texas in delivery, fee, extra. Hey, it's TJ. And I wanna tell you about my recent stay at the Ballantyne. You know, the second you walk in, you know, you're in a fancy hotel is not only beautiful, but the staff goes out of their way to make sure you have the most luxurious experience of your life to go. To the Ballantyne dot com and see all the great things you can enjoy everything from their spa to golf. They're beautiful pool. Fine restaurant and everything else, a true luxury hotel provides. So book your stay now at the Ballantyne dot com. I really think you're gonna love it. Never duplicate. Got him. Jason DMG's said, don't drink a leader of fireball. Make it too. Exactly you should be doing that. A leader. Firebombed be passed out, okay? Since I'm not a pinko commie foreigner. I don't know how much leader is what do you want me to convert into Tj fast? What is a fifth of a gallon one? Yeah. One point seven five liters one leader court. Okay. Well, that's all right. Ward is nothing. Okay. So court water bottle, full Vibol, right? Yeah. Yeah, please come on. I did that at breakfast. Yeah. Sunday passed out about three jot before turns. Leader of fireball before church. What totally lame like this? When Andy says, I live close to the beach, my don't do this. Don't go to the beach this Memorial Day weekend. Drugs and morons everywhere. Yeah. We're going to be who's going to the beach. All over the place. This girl says, don't drink six glasses of wine during your pedicure again, six glasses during its. It's free looking at it like this, their one, it's free. She's got the drive home. Exactly gone with a buddy. The system after Ford. He wanted to be fill me up. I mean really after four you probably don't care anymore. Yeah. Of course, I'm telling you forget, what number you're on just different when it's free. Yeah, that's true. That's true. What time I was on. It was good one too. Dalla on a plane to Houston one time and they head upgrades for one hundred dollars, you're gonna to first class and they didn't charge. You the baggage fees like a plan I class for seventy five bucks. Yeah. That, and so I'm sitting there and I sat down lady who'd you like a drink before we take off, you know what I will have a Bloody Mary, and it's a two hour flight, you know what seven bloody Marys between here in Houston? But I don't plan on told my buddy. Hey, hey would we need to bag? I made a bad judgment on that plane. And it's. Yeah. I've gotta get something in me to throw up, right? Yes. And this is my song it's called the week in review. It's a week's worth of shows, summarize for, you know, special effects, and no auto tune just me and my good tar performing for you. Ace's ban. Charity cases opening for sticks tomorrow. That's what I've been told to clarify their opening jars for sticks sticks one hundred and twelve years old. At one time, sticks was the biggest band in the country, and they hung out with all the movers and shakers now they need to leave at ten so they can make it back to shady acres. Will as bust out the leather pants and rip off his shirt, like a college, bro. And one will he wear to the concert? That's what I wanna know. His review. It's a week's worth of shows summarized. Special effects? This me and my performance. Grumpy cat passed away. Her face in that little per that count was just so grumpy. It was really the perfect name for. Today's national brothers day. My brothers used to beat me up, and I'd say out all I ever wanted was to hang out with them. Guess who's the cool one now? It's also national cooler day, whether you've got an igloo or you or you've upgraded. But hashtag butts on yetis was why Instagram was created. It's called the weekend review. Swarthy shows summarize for, you know, special effects, and no auditing. Performing for you Kim, and Kanye named their baby psalm, you knew it wouldn't be ordinary. It just wouldn't make any sense nor Chicago Saint and Terry. They stationed intervention with mama June, which isn't funny, obviously, but seeing her fallen apart whole afterwards was hilarious to me. He's called a leaking review its swear. The shows summarize, those special effects. Just me and my child. For you. We've got some big news coming next week. So make sure that you don't miss. And if you know anything about the show, we never under deliver on stuff like this. A new Aladdin movie out today. They've rolled out this huge campaign, but don't go round rubbing lamps because you look like you're insane. I hope everyone has a safe Memorial Day. Go out on the lake and have some fun or stay under the covers, just like me where I'll be hiding from everyone. It's a leak. Summarize for, you know, special effects. Ten. 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S2 E84: David "Salman" Weiss Talks Holidays, Visiting New York, the Biden family and more!

The All New Dennis Miller Option

00:00 sec | 11 months ago

S2 E84: David "Salman" Weiss Talks Holidays, Visiting New York, the Biden family and more!

"This is the tennis Miller. Option your source of opinion stories and laughs from comedian and activist. Dennis Miller is Guy Friday Christian black laugh and superstar producer Lindsay floors and now. It's Davis Miller. Welcome welcome to the Dennis Miller option and that's our episode execs MC minister treated like the Super Bowl. Aw I love it. Hot counts and assign a Roman numerals. You think it's easy for a woman to give bad phone number in a singles bar. Imagine your vomit Tori. I'm trying to get on a chip and can I call you. Got Vomit dripping off. Yeah Yeah where you're at MC X. Slash Slash Slash Production Ching Company for Jack Webb and dragnets WHO's a Christian? Did you go through puberty here there on outside of the STU was About to call security because I thought a homeless gentleman had wandered into here because look it's where L. A.. Were overrun run weather especially here in the rain and then it turned out his old friend. Salman something someone taking a few minutes off from masturbating Lizl photos. What do you mean what do you mean taking a few minutes off as you guys are close? What do you think a little here here and she hears something something salad? I must agree on. I Miss Attractive people on commercials and he's like when I look at the commercials Marshall's and think wow attractive pair. I guess the Pirelli tyres of made that everybody looked shot on a commercial by the way did you sell. Did you see the approach. Calendar this year. I have not have you. I just saw story about it. It's a famous calendar Always said the most gorgeous women they were shot by the best photographers and this year. They've gotten woke. And it's a pain and Harry Potter girl dressed up as You know Somebody from Margaret Atwood Book. That's Christ whatever the kids now. I guess it's nobody's oranje anymore. Right they say the birth rates way DOT. Oh yeah he gets kids meet now and They used to read each other sonnets. And now they prepare the the the you have to sign off before you faulk list or whatever that is. That's legal name Salmon. How are you my friend? Salman I David David Weiss Friends for years and when pre Christian Salam I rode together for many years like Carl Maldon and brand new and it's called when I checked by the way I do not to Jackson every deck. If you look are front-on see to eye than to the Jacks are one. I do see them in pro. You know I keep one eye jack in my in my trousers. Oh my goodness but isn't that a unique thing. Did you ever know that about a deck of cards. I knew there were suicide kings with the suicide. Jack's right the other two a suicide side Jacks. They have the access point to that their heads. I didn't know that so that's even cooler state feel like I learned that the animals style off the menu. Have you been in an in and out lately. I have to change in Christ. You have an easy time getting into what country now through that line in and out Whereas the part here I've been twenty minutes ago in all the kids work in window or Mormons? You can't get pissed at them. They're so sweet you know and I listen I'm pleased on something there and and we live at a time. Now very uptight I see where Aquaman Jason Momoa is now going after people drinking water. That's that's where we've come to now. Jason Momoa lighting up Chris Pratt because he had a bottle of water and said come on Bro. Thinking does anybody not irony any of awkward going up water but but he got caught in it. I think somebody probably said Oh. Fuck off with plastic take part of what show business calling the memo align. Hello I'll take it back. Put me in Akron into. It's unbelievable that he thought he could the Internet assists screwed up isn't it. I mean what. What have you liberal? Oh people done to the world. Let's face facts. Liberalism is a poison near the most liberal guy now and I always wonder I all smart. Does he not have some part of it. Must think this is all grim that we're going after Let's let's all hydrate. Yeah I'm just saying it really is a it's so on fun out there now but I guess that's the way the world and I try to stay out but what are you doing with your time so in writing or you fall on baseball. Tell me I haven't seen in a while. I established a successful business. I sold mayonnaise door to door. The craft Salman's van is. We used to do that. You you invited some invented a brilliant fake sponsor a Taylor for our old radio and and you can get Federman's fit sermons fit water means bottom means votament would call and ask you about this. Oh that always made me laugh. But how are you my friend. Bring me up to speed. Besides the The house How's your beautiful boy? And what A. He's nineteen now no yes he is kidding. No He's nineteen that boggles my mind. Just got his driver's license. Well good so three years get can step up a scant. One thousand one hundred fifteen days in behind following in my underachieving move out the Lancaster fi forty now. He's about to get his license sir. Really Yeah Yeah. We had the break last month. He was potty trained. I mean some and What to listen big big season coming up for the mets? But you don't follow Metsu teaming no I am amidst all you are going to spring training every year and last year I sat with the Terry Collins for a game. Excellence and A hail fellow well met what do you think of the Beltran higher by the way. I'm not sure. I don't think that they're going to be much better with Bill Tran than they are within the war. With Mickey Calloway there are team is going to finish five hundred five games over five games under unless they make a really big move rats could see the year more than us. My guest today is Transition Diane. rbis perk up over there by the way would follow Salman on twitter at D. Weiss Comedy W. E. S. S. comedy and Somebody twenty year but I guess it was Christian Told me you're back in Gotham for the Turkey. Okay I was I was and I discovered that I had lost. All my New York City scales had to go to the bathroom in the subway. And I got pee shy. I would be the last person. They don't even move off the platform where they have. No no they made that dig right off. Some sort of a little little fireworks to train is delayed. I should tell sell that. The Orson Welles Story. Yes Oh my God. You'll love this. I was in Greece and I was sitting at a dinner party next to his name. Luke Basang Christian. I believe if that's the yeah the direct one married to whatever used to be married Mehovic right I don't know anymore anyway. Anyway he was quite charming. I know he isn't because I met his wife and it's not her and he was telling me that when he was young he ended up in editing bay in a cheap Paris walkup Working on F for fake and He said he went into the Lou and You know it was just like a house you know. It was not a state of the art geared up editing bay studios just a house that had some sort of whatever the editing equipment was of that time. And there's just a bathroom he went in and Orson Welles Who is let's say? Exotic ton was pressed against the far wall or archiving. WIZ UP SONS ON SMITH'S UP Randy Stoke lists on a volleyball and it was rain bowing down and just hitting the. You're an over five hundred feet away. Facade opens the door and he looks at Wellesley needless to say the stays in the room. Aw Yeah Gold literally so you lost your New York skills. In addition to that you know how. How is the the Our the streets of New York navigate now weirder about the same. I noticed I used to always think when people on the streets were talking to themselves that they were clinically insane and to be avoided the now I realize their arbitrageurs on ear. Buds striking million dollar deals talking to themselves. Yeah the the streets were filled with tourists. Mostly because I was there during Thanksgiving I hear that they had the The macy's balloons we're like four angstrom comes off the ground this year and a overreaction to a windstorm or something yeah you actually got to see the balloons and I was very surprised. I let me extract us a little more fucking alleviate trump thing. Do you WanNa the cats as Delhi is that can pick this up. Christiane right there so yes note in your Kuni form and pass across the desk to Christian. He'll set appear Christian. Go take it for a while. Well you talk talk about cats dillion. Yeah Sandwich stores. who was the line was halfway down the block when it moved pretty quickly and You find that cats was deli that there are a lot of foreigners because they order their strike me with melted melted cheese on top on white bread. And that's against the tribe. That's against that's against the tribunal's who I'm actually able by Jewish law to strike them. I don't WanNa put you on the spot. What was the admonition you so is give us about foreigners do remember yes? Sure the different is bad foreigners. Right and that's comedy you make sure that that's I think. What are the first tattoos? You got that right across here about Max Katie. I also have daisy duck smoking a joint on my taint uh-huh boy in shape. There were the parents by the way. The parents are good You got them Alexa for their anniversary. Which one two three fifty I or the three fifty I they never said thank you you do you do how hard it is to get a male you acquainting stripper down to Florida also in the eighties and I think they're still having sex? I was in another room overheard my dad's say to my mom arlene. Do you WanNa make another bold nearsighted baby anything else there. What about Jay? Jay and his channel is getting up in years and she doesn't really cook anymore so you still love her cooking. Yeah you know as a favor. I made her Jill Mold. This year didn't taste right so She took a a little taste. She swirls it around in her mouth and says you forgot the secret ingredient. What's that change? She's Nyquil uh-huh okay. Oh I also I. I saw my seventeen year old niece and as a teenage girl she and her mom get into it every once in a while so they were getting right there were getting into it and my sister-in-law says to me kind of diffuse the situation. You know we get into it every once in a while we disagree my niece says this will. I don't disagree with you mom. I just think you're stupid. It's great kids today and weren't there are people who are very excited to see you know what about Hanukkah I. I'm surprised you didn't go back for got a lot of minority about three weeks. And I want to clear up some misconceptions about Hanukkah. Tell me who are the town crier of the tribe. Yeah you know. It doesn't really commemorate the miracle of the eight days and all the oil that lasted eight days. It commemorates the invention of compound interest sal reveals all these truths it is new documentary. A tribe called. Fetch uh-huh oh could pull just just R- just rallied that. Because I realized that you were flat Lighting Electron Cephalonia tonight. I have a new girlfriend so good. Yeah I met her on Jayjay tender for the bald the tender for those without kindling. She's just like the old one except with longer battery life. There's sal actively going to endear himself to fifty two percent audience sup ladies. What did you buy or anything on Black Friday? I remember it used to be very savvy about black Friday so you were the first guy who told me I said Sal. What are you working on this year? And he said I've invented a breakaway door for the front of Costco's for Black Friday Friday mornings getting who constituted. Oh by the way who's going back to Cincinnati for the first time so remember how many people died in that. I just saw a story on it too going back active play. Cincinnati died in Cincinnati. They were there. Were eleven people killed in that. How can you believe that what Beijing tragedy? But they're going back. The holiday season is upon us. He Half Sung. It's that time of year again. Family friends everything. So conveniently documented ended in video and photography capturing every lap smile and and under I bag. What was that last part under eye bags wrinkles? 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Our relationship was firmly understood i. I knew that he meant them. In an enduring way. It amongst the hate they were so mean and so nasty so foul and that that I'd think boy you really does like me. What about cyber Monday? I is that still a thing cyber Monday. Black Friday small business a Saturday giving Tuesday. No today is the fuck happened to my money. Wins Lindsey almost NARPED ESA ASA. Aren't you in somewhere in the the tribe do you guys are not allowed to shop after Saturday. At uh-huh Sandy Koufax rollers Colfax never shopped after dusk. That's what it meant she was I. Oh I think Sandy. Didn't he in a world series game right. I didn't well. How the hell did the the tribe elders way back when when you know they were? I don't know who's the head Ju- way back King David. David King Solomon Margaret Sanger. I see that one day there would be the Great Colfax was Sandy Gallon. They have to work out all their early days on the Major League baseball schedule at some point because they well a thousand dozen years from now Hank Greenberg will he's chasing Mantis life. You in Christian usually. We're big baseball fans. Yes Sir I know you guys do road. He's done to Phoenix. We've done but Do you ever go to. There's a minor league team in Vegas. Vegas would seem like a good road. The there's anything the Las Vegas fifty one until recently where mets AAA affiliate and they They they're fifty ones in area fifty one so it has an alien something even harder to believe Brady Anderson anything he was doc an IV of Belco juice in his on. For God's Sakes Sakes Sammy Sosa view. Seen Sammy Sosa. Lately is why Robert Smith from the cure was on. He's on whatever Michael Jackson was on. Now that's sort of Imagine how hard it must have been to get the sleep at some point. When Michael Jackson wasn't getting shot up with the stuff they fenton elway into a spine? Yeah Oh fuck. Just don't nap killing himself of the naps. And then by the time we get to to your actual bedtime. You have to put the fence now. Jim In bottom party or spied at that point to stay ship. Put under the table. When it's rock this old house slash ankle jets uh-huh sold Neverland? I Scott tried to mould Pity series. They did that once with the James Bond layers. I still remember that. Yeah and the Gym Daddy wrote the Best Rhythm joke ever history of the world where the guys who are you and he said James James Bond James Joke took my breath away. It's not so I know. Listen I know your Lebron. No you'd never vote conservatively but You must look at this field. Come on you realize something's gone horribly horribly. Askew something's gone. I mean I saw Biden is off on his no malarkey touring the man is no out so out of touch he makes bill weld. Look like Liz so well is the key there. I can't believe at the I I can't believe Biden. Is this will show you. What a suicide trip? The Dems are that it's not even close. He's around nine points ahead right. That's what's the guy they want. And I'm wondering like I said I know listen politically. I don't understand that the people can say no job. Joe Biden's the future but I know the hatred of trump is such. I guess they're gonNA push for him. But when you guys get into the secret meetings where you're all alone in a room everybody knows he's gone around the bend right. Oh absolutely absolutely delight your teeth fall out during the debate like you can't just be like I don't know there's nothing funny. Did you hear this most recent story what it was like I. Maybe it's an older video but I had just seen it for the first time. We're talking about being a lifeguard Russia's blake-harris noise the kids used to love. I was very hairy legs and they would brush up the leg here and it would make them laugh and I where the fuck was this pool. What are the the mellow tacitos? And of speaking of shaky. Great honor by by by American Prince Andrew. I I was on Larry King show yesterday. Larry taking some time off and I hosted and Chris Harrison. Jason was odd and gave long litany of his intro which he was a nice guy and he does the bachelor. I got to the end. That is alright. Let's talk about at this season. Twenty four you gotta be kicking yourself about. Having Prince Andrew's the bachelor that he was pretty good. I don't don't make those calls. Does Prince Angeles in some deep deep have have any of you watched all fifty minutes of that. BBC The interview that he was advised against doing but did anyway. I watched I watched the one with the young lady. His yeah his was an utter. I mean I've never seen sibling train. I couldn't possibly of US You reminded me Nathan Sturm. I do that but that what are you thinking. Is it me or is it him. I guess an encapsulated you talk about the Noblesse of Lisi hit. He had capsulated it all at the advice. I guess I'm just too honorable honest to God. He had like fifty loose threads. I thought how is he going to weave these together. Into A in what alibi clove hitch and at the end the well I guess I. I'm just too honorable. God the there's Just a finish up on Prince Andrew he had two of the most ironclad alibis at eight ever heard. He said he couldn't possibly have been out dancing with the young girl that night because he had pizza that afternoon and then also her account couldn't have been true because he said that that was a period of about twenty years where he was unable to sweat. Sweat could not have been sweaty on the dance floor at he even said. I'm glad you asked about this in the I know and yet you see videos every day. Hey where he's sweating so much you know that he makes James Brown look like George Lazenby completely just joined analysis Brooklyn broadcast. I WANNA buy my wife a really lovely thoughtful gift this Christmas. That's what looking for him to stress. 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So funny way sucker punches norm says a you gotta you gotTA talent Nobody nobody ever in the history of comedy is Had A it's really just a rare one off thing that you you have and nobody else can do it. And I said well norm Lord Jesus flatter you know what I think you a nice call. 'cause I guess what I'm saying is you're good at similize that derive it. What a nice normal do it it comes with a cross on me voyles at all in the the best? This was Backstage at Lights out with David Spade which. I'm sure our listeners could still find on demand on the comedy central APP. Why not help them find that? But Norman brought his mother there and he didn't run yet from the fields of Ottawa. And he did not a back. He was one hundred percent norm even with his mother in the room. You know he didn't die a leave some of the things that are honest to God i I just see my mom norm. Still Alive does reaching over and slap the what are you talking about mother. But she was how I could see where it was They're just free spirits together. Very funny I wish I wet my based on a true story autumn's by payments and that's what that young girl was saying that she thought the book was one of the most Her favorite reads ever young comedian was visiting backstage age and She was thrilled to meet norm. She's Canadian she seemed very literate. Like she's sort of a double Ganger for serve our or something and She was was singing the praises of the book and I have the book but I have not rented yet because I was so interest- interested to read by autobiography of nor but it's not it's not there's a there's a hint of truth into in some of the stories but it's a lot of it. Yeah I it's all ridiculous over the top you know And it's you loved. It loved it wet pants very funny but I I'm with you. I would have liked an actual norm biography. But I did laugh a lot at this point. Oh Man I still have to Castilla chapter with rickles where I thought I was. I thought my head was going to explode our. It's going to have a stroke stroke or something and you know Rick was in his movie norms movie dirty work and the problem was on the set. He came there and he kept insulting norm as nor nor McDonald not enormous his character so they had to cut out there with him. And he's like Baskin Robbins. got a flavors. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall that cruise. You're talking about norm. Ardy Lang and director that movie was it. Sounds like a covenant warlock that is so ought to give it a tumble. I just remembered a rickles line that he told me years ago where he said he had visited Sinatra in the desert and they went to eat it is their muscle and Franks and that it was one of those some famous deli known those and he's we were walking back to the cars that were very old now so took a while to guy came up to frank and he said hey they love those cowboy boots and dodger said I'm barefoot. Such chill long way to go. I think it is. You know we're old and wrinkled loved those Allocated something I I'm barefoot GonNa stay with city. Our and Christian usually place invoice man something from the listening public or you curious this up on topics they see where trump is a. Yeah walk down to the I guess the NATO thing was over he just walked out on a final Listen let's face facts you can see anybody who's entrenched or in the game trump You know princess and I guess was reticent to Meet Him and Johnson President Macron and Trudeau or are they didn't they wouldn't come when you can see that these people were just I all all all the youth of the world talk about now is how they dig disruptors. It used to be influencers but then that became tedious. And because that made some pretension to getting go ahead so announced disruptors and yet the ultimate disruptor in this one of the main thing I mean you could just tell me that anybody would come through and flip the coffee table like this notable shit system and I would say I'm happier it's trump. I have more conservative beliefs but if there was a liberal coming through just flipping the whole thing on the bullshit system. I'd be happy to Oh and you can see these. People were all trench. They look at them and they hate them because he won't play the game like they want him to play it. I find it intoxicating. I know south probably put you off but was it ever. Was it ever thing between you and presence. I know it has never been for me that I had the like them as a person for me to either other For me to appreciate presidency it. It just doesn't matter to me. I I need them to be one thing to me. I'm not their friend. I'm a voter and I like them to be effective for the country and I could care less. I think Obama's a nicer captain trump. But he thinks this president what. Where do you put the floating scale? There is more important. They'd be nice and principal tweet or do you just want them to be effective. I agree with you that they should be effective not my friend. They're my president and and they need to do what's good for the country. Good for the United States as The number one power in the world. I just don't think trump is doing now. I think we're in trouble because I look guys like Trudeau and macron Boris Johnson. An I honest to God I don't I guess most liberals think I wish he was more like macron honored Trudeau. I don't I don't think he should be. He's the American President. He's not the French president. He's not the Canadian. Prime Minister. Let me ask you this. I don't WanNa talk politics the sick of it. You think what you thinking. Nothing but I think obviously but I'm just telling you there are some hard numbers I I love the fact that the unemployment rates in the black communities down to five and I guess a lot of liberals are not as happy about it. I Love Charter schools because a lot of liberals are unhappy at bottom. I then called a racist her classes and I often think Jeez I'll stop short of hurling it back but at that seems like Like having your attorney brings something out in a courtroom trial to embarrass you before they can embarrass you with it because I I am happy about that stuff. I don't think the country's going the Helena handbasket but I guess we'll find well. I think they're going to try to look at Jerry. Nadler for instance they're just people in the world who prefer or Nadler to trump. He's a he's handsome young fellow. Let's be honest we can throw politics aside and just talk about what Nice figure. He getting a rubber band on your pancreas. Wow rubber band was coded sausage gravy. Imagine coming in saying you've got to stop eating eating. He's a literally as he saying. I can't stop eating. He's just jamming a fucking bear claw down his pie hole and these. I can't stop. We're we're GONNA cut into you and wrap some industrial grade band around your doid them. He's go ahead and do it. And the ten years after that ten years after they put up. Jesus Christ one stretch bands that you work with Joe Eater System. He Still Fat Fat Fateh. Remember show we would get the The captions of him and it was just nonstop fat jokes. It was quite they kill. Imagine getting three callback service. Chris Nolan to play Penguin. Eventually Nolan Poland has to look at you and say I'm sorry just to to fat or fat fuck for us. But it's the penguin he's literally dirigible. Yeah but you've coop overdone it. I need thinner guy to play the penguin I would dig. Up Burgess. Meredith is definitely thinner. Now Yeah who before we move on from the NATO summit. I wanted to make sure Dennis. Did you see the headline on the drudge report about the NATO summit in called it the hato summit so taught that was a rare New York Post level Headline from drudge. I wanted to make sure that she's thought I don't know that I don't find that. Exactly no cower liberal more like you ever been to a cocktail party with gene shallot thing I the NATO summit. That's I eight. Oh summit I told you this once before but this seems like a good time to bring it up and ex girlfriend of mine had a box of of love letter. She had received from gene. Shallot once you. She was not she showed you these. Oh Oh yeah we read them together. These were amazing. Because you know he he's in show business to the extent he is so it was always like talking about uh-huh yeah he sure doesn't really They must've she worked on the Rosie O'Donnell show so we must have been a guest and then he continued tuned. The correspondence handwritten letters and he was always the level of show business that he was in. He would always want to brag about. I'm here about to record the new critics corner you know. It's just like nick on the set in his house and You know trying to impress her with you know what he thought about. I don't know jungle two jungle. I don't know what movies were out at that time. Look to the tribe favorites Mellon movie. That's nobody more about. I always wonder about guys like that Are they insipid. Because they realize there's fortune being made their parents if our roker starts coming on dashing in that instead of talking about I pooh-poohed my pants. I think to play with a mass audience. You have to be a little vapid. I think some guys work up to Vapid. Yeah and some guys work back to it. Because they're brilliant and why didn't you believe that Very Alex. That's absolutely If I could think of an example example I would say Marvin Kitman work backwards was the Newsday Guy. Yeah Marvin Kitman everybody thinking Deke. Reviled me right to it up by him. It was a Rhodes scholar really. No I'm I'm I'm sorry next thing you know you're gonNa tell me Rudy Marzkin vented the cyclotron or I remember Rudy March excused. Just light me up every week when I was doing Monday night. Football and And I I saw him on the field once. What's and that he had that I said the rudy lighting me up for for Christ's sake you're the needy always acted like goes needy on the air? I said I'm I'm I'm impervious to this stuff. But you have. They've given you a column photo at the top of your TV. Call this like the size of a half half of thumb and you somehow managed put your members head shot. Wasn't it whenever columnist when they say you could include a photo and they can't even fit the entire circumference of their head in the photo always makes me laugh. You'll just see their eyes. And I think Kitman was like that too right. Eventually they get to a point where you can't find a small enough photo to insert at mccollum head so they have to do one of those line drawings of you and I always yup I in the needy. What not to say it got under my skin? What wait like forty years done road? Kamala Harris dropped salaries. We a fan of her not really. I thought she was a bit of a phony. Who Do you like over there? I guess it is a Biden. Well who spin out by Pete Guy I feel sir. I'm not a mayor Pete Guy Really but I don't understand. His appeal is the under forty mayor of a small college town. He has no relationship with minorities. The cute as a button wouldn't be voted. Well everybody's everybody's got their best. I do. I think it'll be well. You know my it's still going to be Hillary Assume Hillary here's the thing about that at least give give me credit. I've been saying for a long time and people are starting to come around and I know that I just read the headline that she didn't interview like one of those long sedan interviews with with Howard Stern today and she had a coughing fit in the middle of it which was One of those things that plagued her Four years ago was that you know she always seemed unwell. But that's a pretty big weird media outreach. So that that doesn't seem it goes away it comes back when she begins to gag on her own bullshit culture. That's what happens. People always think it's some sort of Globus hysteresis or malfunctioning ESOPHAGEAL spink Victor. It's none of that. She just When she shuts up and just sits there with a sloe gin and visit nine at night and sleep? She doesn't have to choke on her bullshit but now she's back in the public arena K.. -sually that You know that girl comes back up the throat. Pipe all right Christian. We got any emails. Thank voicemail we've got a few voicemails let's go with number seven David from the more California. I WanNa tell you why loved the show is Dennis can go. uh-huh from pitching the show to the food network to Genetically Modified Foods to calm to my cobb has parking's to a song sung to the tune of my dog has fleas at a Karaoke club. By Manuel Noriega Tina's helmets which is pretty strange arc. In my brain took that just a step further I thought about that poor hissy being hit by a few rounds instead. Ted Peanuts Helmet which would result in him having a pop peanuts helmet. And that's just fun to say. I love the show. Thanks for everything I thank you about cleaning. My thought was that it's just a monkey tricks out but I told you that for years. The connective It's just a when you get to the end of the previous things say the most fractured thing. That Begley tethers to the previous thing. And just the the this ally stream-of-consciousness your way through a podcast periodically. But I think that man was saying it was It's not premeditated. Take the beauty that was. I didn't remember any one of those topics that he rambled off that. Apparently we're all in the same episode. We'll I thought he was making that up. I remember the The Penis head looks like a Prussian helmet value. Remember that part of it of course not I and I do remember Manning Noriega for that but for him to take the peanut Salman and parking it it's Wow that's That's a red belt I was I I was into inventing your own form Vegas and some young lady came up to me and said for five hundred dollars. Give you a Russian helmet. She was talking about now. I remember you complaining to me once that you had been overwhelmed with handouts on the Strip for porn place when you walk between the Circus Circus New York New York you've been inundated with handouts from guys slapping and then you told me that the way that you dealt with it is you like to keep your sexual peccadilloes alphabetized so it can work for you. You'd take them home and put them in a leatherbound ditch and all your porn handouts but the problem was you never knew whether to put golden showers under GOP consolidator laminated copy of strunk drunken whites elements of style able to glean that they could be in fact. I I love Vegas but I play crap. I bet on Sports Games. I know no nothing about poker. I thought Texas Holdem is some kind of gay cowboy thing. I can't even say if I find a joke. Funnier Nakazawa Mailing Dwight's comedy at device Weiskopf. Yeah absolutely Willie. Nelson is quit. Smoking Pot I saw that. Yeah it's moved on sixty five years that he was let us came desimone. We can't just hanging out with it even Halen and His mouth nonstop and I remember saying to willing to sit The downside to that he's now no good then. Carvey came in my office around got a month later with the headline Willie was fifteen million dollars in a row does income taxes that I just remember Willie look at desert downside downside forgetfulness anything. He spoke bottle. No downside except going fifteen mill in arrears on your taxes at some point but I guess he was genial block and I admire these self control after sixty five years of smoking to tobacco off a good for you willy. And he was a sweet guy and I don't know if you've watched Ken Burns's country music documentary but he plays a key part now. He's always been even before the the you know the J. Silver Hills hairstyle and that he's always been super cool super singular unto himself and As I remember them up the really really Nice Nice Guy with a with a you know. A rotting bowels older brother. And how green was my valley but at a good Guy Rudolph the red nosed reindeer last night. I absolutely love it. By the way I swear to God Yukon. Cornelius reminds me of rush. Limbaugh you know a bomb old balance and it's being blasted. This sick things have got. They're trying to get rid of it. Because of by the way you know who owns a Rudolph. No the white man warn Lauren Really Lorne michaels remember years ago. He told me about that and He's not as an annuity so I would hate to see them. Bring it down for no other reason than norm are. Lauren will not be able to clip that coupon each year. It's amazing it's amazing. How the tribe controls Christmas isn't it? Bourbon Berlin Road Silver Bell wherever. And you can't but it's you read the Gablers Book Than You did. We talked about that. It was a lovely book Say the title. The title sells books. But it's actually a brilliant book called how Jews what's what's up in a star Wars Land Christian. I saw the new ones coming out right. New One will be out on the twentieth. And there's a weekly series on the Disney streaming coming up called The Mandolin but they're also adding something new called Jedi temple challenge which will be a star wars game show hosted by the actor who replayed jar jar binks. Oh you're kidding me as jar jar. No no but I know he might miss people kind of lean a car but they should have them in the suit. I wasn't a suit it was it was. CGI should still do okay. That's snoop dogg on jokers. Wild with that was great. It is great. I didn't see that with tell me what I've missed. I forget where it the revival of the jokers wild and all the categories. You know They're all pot jokes. It's anywhere's Velvet Tuxedo Saito. He's got his gin and juice with them. What could I google right? After the show here jokers was on It was on tbs yet. I'm sure the episodes are you know they're out there and they live on forever. I'd say I'd Binge Watch that but I think it's bad Karma to say you're watching binge watching the show about an addiction some point your office purposes with the university. I want to share a story with you and Salman it's it's a great Norman Rockwell portrait of Americana. Police in Georgia's say a man called out of his steak and shake job because he was intoxicated then showed showed up anyway and demanded money while holding a CO worker at gunpoint saying I'm not following a guy worked very good work. Wouldn't he called out. He said I can't come in. I'm drunk I'm not going to you. Work with any showed up comedy shoot porn. It was. Let's for the sake of being funny. Finding let's say it wasn't loaded but he was just there He he just wanted his money anyway for for not working and they didn't want to give it to the proverbial take in order Worthy Guy Comes from. Stay stay Shaker. Great Yeah whenever I go to a final four all right look for a steak and shake or a waffle house folks if you need to know anything about modern American comedy no this half a guys is out. There were kept alive by Waffle House. 'cause they always had us in a bad hotel that was on the interstate and the only food arrived. You is invariably a shoney's where you'd go in. And they were not even squeezing the Luby's off the Spitfire Christ. It's you'd go win there'd be expecter at all and that was during Who knows forgot suggested the hope it was expected and So the only other option you had was Waffle House and I very on memories of being a waffle house on the road with Dave Cool. Yeah introduced me to them. 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Super Bowl, Sponsorships & Agencies with Casey Hurbis at Quicken Loans

Marketing Today with Alan Hart

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Super Bowl, Sponsorships & Agencies with Casey Hurbis at Quicken Loans

"The for all of us. It's about predicting where the consumer is going and getting Catholic right. One of the things we want to do is create ads. That don't suck then. Bracing chains creates great possibility. I'm Alan Heart. This is marketing today. Today on the show got Casey Herbicides. He's the chief. Marketing Officer of quicken loans is actually Casey second time coming on the show. Last time he was on episode ninety eight back in June of two thousand eighteen. Get updated view on quicken loans and rocket mortgage activity today on the show. We're going to talk about his super bowl commercial. That launched earlier this year with Jason Momoa. Who Most of you would know as Aquaman and we talk about how that came about With Jason Momoa the partnership with the NFL and rocket mortgage being the official mortgage sponsor of the NFL we also talk about other sports sponsorships like the PGA Tour East sports as well as a Forbes thirty under thirty programs and the impact that it's having on Detroit which is the hometown of rocket mortgage and they're doing quite a lot to bolster the city in the community that they're living in so. I hope you enjoy this conversation with Casey Casey. Welcome back to the show. Thanks thanks for having me. It's been almost two years since we chance to Jansen. Thanks Yeah No. I know it's been way too long. Wait too long. I think when we talked last time we one of the things we talked about. We talked about a lot but one of the things we talked about. Was your personal connection to Detroit. And if anyone that's listening follows you or quicken loans. You cannot miss your guys. It's about bolstering and talking about how Great Detroit is. What is it that excites you on a personal level and then you know what excites the company about Detroit yet? Great question being just a little bit of a history lesson. Quicken loans In the family companies thirty five year old company or chairman and founder. Dan Gilbert started the company thirty five years ago and we sell out are celebrating this year. Ten years being in downtown Detroit Zoo's organization continued to grow and we were looking at what was next what was next was making a move to our city and working in downtown. Detroit and so what was seventeen hundred people team members ten years ago we now have over? Eighteen thousand team members here in downtown. Detroit spread out across dozens of buildings and out super exciting to be here in downtown. Detroit as the city continues to go through nine. Only react. Revitalization RENAISSANCE. Man is so exciting to see what is happening in the great American city in Detroit. No it's great. It's great to see and it's great to see a company like quicken loans and the founders in everyone all the executive team to get behind the place that defines where you come from so. I applaud your efforts in that regard. Well it's in one of our philosophies here so Dan. Dan started the company he developed these foundational values That we call `ISMs these are very simple phrases things that we use in our life a lot of times yes before no take the roast out of the oven. The one that we use quite a bit here is every client every time no exceptions excuses in that also so that applies to our client focus when it comes to achieving the American dream of owning home but also doing good doing good not only for our clients but for our community in that that really drives the drives the passion in culture here at the organization is taking care of their clients but also doing the right thing and with a former than prophet Philosophy and helping our community in the cities of Detroit Cleveland and Phoenix where we have large presence. And how's business? Doing I think the last time we talked you had just become. If I'm right I may be off but you just become the largest mortgage lender young. When we last spoke in that year in two thousand eighteen in the during the Super Bowl we launched a campaign with Keegan. Michael Key one of Detroit's owns in the translator campaign and we make the proclamation in we made the proclamation and we're able to tell the the country that we're now America's largest lender. That was in q one of two thousand eighteen and as we roll through two thousand nineteen. We had our best quarter ever and we we ended the year. Two Thousand Nineteen. We did over a hundred and forty five billion dollars in low loan origination loan volume in. That was actually forty five percent above our best year. Ever so that feels pretty damn good feels pretty damn good. I can tell you what I love about this organization. It's like the old Jimmy Johnson Jerry Jones rule you get about twenty four hours to celebrate and then it's what's next. What'S NEXT FOR US? Is INVESTING IN PEOPLE PROCESS TECHNOLOGY? The market is on fire. Get yet again. And we're you know we're setting yourself up for a another hopefully record breaking year in two thousand twenty. We just finished. We just finished back to back best days ever. The rates are an all time. Low in feels good is a is. A company feels good as a marketer to be able to succeed in the fast paced environment. That's awesome that's those are desert startup numbers growth numbers. You know forty five percent. That's amazing for a company. The size of quicken loans. Yeah we had. We had big aspirations big goals in two thousand nineteen thankfully market cooperated with US along the way. But it's also the determination that our team members here have quicken loans of. We don't rest it's always about what's next. What could we be doing better? Can we be better for the company the Organization the community but ultimately it's all about the clients? One thing that Dan Gilbert always talks about his love your clients. Love your team of be honest. We're not going to have a team unless we have clients. And so that's where we've got people obsessed here finding of underway and making sure our clients are taken care of. It's awesome. I know last time I'm pretty sure last year when we talk Super Bowl we gotTa Talk Super Bowl again because my understanding is rocket mortgage by quicken loans. You launched one of the highest rated super bowl commercials this year. And it was starring Jason Momoa and in terms of him. Getting comfortable at home was the context. But I'd love to know what went into making an award winning commercial like that or highest rated commercial like that and the second. I don't think I've ever seen Jason Momoa to a commercial before so curious about how you got him in the first place. Well thanks thanks for the compliment. Would I'm very very proud of if you go back over the last ten fifteen years of super bowl commercials generally will use USA Abney or as the benchmark if you will by and large in the top ten every year are tried and true super bowl brands. You'll have a beer. Companies auto companies may be a fast a quick serve restaurant in Amazon. Nfl So to be a mortgage company commodity based Organization in brand to have an ad in the top ten is something. I'm very very proud of in the process. Grueling you know anyone that other. Cmo's that you've spoken to and people that listen the Super Bowl. Process is It's a grind. But what I keep telling myself time after time this was my fifth Super Bowl campaign. I've been blessed enough to be part of when times are tough. You're working late nights early mornings. You're not sleeping while what I keep telling myself. As if this was easy everybody would do it when you go on your buying a sixty second spot. You Invest in the production investment all the other media that surrounds Adam. Let's be honest. It's a twenty million twenty five million dollar sixty second play for your brand in things can go very well into go bad in some ways if nothing happens that's almost worse as all that money but I'm also the process for that it's a grind starts with finding creative partners Were in large in house agency. And we'll talk about that. I'm sure more but we also go outside for one comes super bowl. So we had over. Ten agencies pitches ideas with one hundred and fifty ideas. We start with saw the Jason. Momoa comfortable idea very early. We liked it. We continue to shape it in a certain point before I got too excited. We wanted to make sure that Jason Momoa in his camp and his supporters were in favor of it and we took it to him. And as you mentioned Jason. Momoa never done a paid endorsement before. He's got an affinity brands. He works closely with Carl. Hart in Harley Davidson. Those are brands that he grew up with passion for and when we took the idea to Jason. The reaction was. Oh my God this is maybe the best if not the best idea I've ever seen. I don't know if I WANNA do up eight endorsement in so we got to know each other in. It wasn't about the creative idea. It was also sharing the story about our brands. And so what Jason Maybe knew of US was obviously were mortgage company. He knew Dan Gilbert the Dan involvement in NBA and other business dealings. But he didn't know who we were as rotation so we shared with them those philosophies of every client every time what we're doing in our cities Howard work with communities involved in with veterans in so while the creative idea was there. We formed a partnership before we even came to an agreement can listen. Jason Momoa I've been blessed to work with a number of celebrities of the various brands. And I can tell you what you see on an interview. Couch shore on social media is who is in real life couldn't have been nicer collaborative smart beyond funny They'll tell his dream Snl character and he loves so he loved about really loved about this was. Let's be honest. Jason Momoa six foot four two hundred forty pounds great looking great head of hair in this game a chance to show. The world is comedy chops and ETHICA team out. It came out certainly in so really excited to work with a with a high level. Talent like that is wife. Lisa Bonet Ed who? I've been watching lease on her town and she wanted to be part of the commercial and so all of a sudden that was exciting. And that you know I was part of our Super Bowl campaign and she was really hands on involved with the creative process. And so when you're a brand you take the risk there. If you take the leap at the opportunity to be on the super bowl to spend all that money you hopefully find the recreation idea you find the right partner and that was in my twenty five twenty six years what I've shared with that was the Most Collaborative Well oiled account process between our agency. High dive on Chicago. Mike Your Marketing Team Jason. Momoa is camp like it was just the most well organized aligned team effort because it truly takes hundred plus people at any given time pulling the same direction to burn a super bowl camping life. Yeah it definitely no small feat to like you're describing an I like how you're talking about getting to know Jason to make that partnership work. I think that's vital and his point about his authenticity. It just comes off the screen when you watch the how. This commercial was made Video that you guys put out as well you can just see. He looks like a fun guy to hang out with. Frankly exactly right On is that e four. We shot we went and met him invited to come visit him onset where he was shooting another project and he had shot all night so he had shot from seven. Pm Seven Am. We rolled in at nine am. He wrote up all night. He came in for two hours. We just ideas on the concept. He gave me back thoughts. And how about this about that? In which you know. Let's not that it's happened to knock on wood but you could have a talent show up. Give me the script. I'll do my work out. He knew that if I'm going to do a quote unquote eight endorsement. I'm a partner with a brand that I have the ability to influence have influence ever say in thankfully we are of the same mind in which Jason Not GonNa tell you to do anything. Let's work on the right thing to do. And Use a collaborative partner from pre-production onset postproduction. We were talking to him two times a day is we were wrapping up production and moving from a rough cut into finishing We're talking him in the morning and night every day for a week. Just reviewing cuts and edits in. Tate's and things like that and you don't get that from a lot. Probably get that from a lot of town but that was somebody that said if I'm GONNA put my brand out there in front of one hundred and fifteen hundred twenty million people. I WANNA make sure that we're both happy. And so just really really proud to to have met Jason. We're still talking him quite a bit about some future things and it was purely an honor. Not Great Great and the results showed for themselves in terms of the rankings on the USA Today at meter so to speak at. And you're in good company with your former company up there. Fca in the jeep spot sets. It's kind of funny. Yeah in the G. The G spot was awesome. Interestingly enough of the agency we work with High Chicago was also the agency that was part of the jeep commercial. Bill Murray and I told him the other day I wanNA percentage of their new business up in the next couple of years royalties. Yeah exactly Take a little equity swap there. Yeah Yeah for sure. Yeah exactly right. But that's all part of its We went to a number of agencies some large agencies you know big holding companies and we went to some smaller agencies smaller boutique shops like I dive in. It's really interesting now. Allen is now we see media companies media companies that have full blown creative staffs facebook for example. Facebook brings super bowl ideas next just for their platform. But they know that you know. Even though we live in the multi-screen social digital world that still the the big screen of the TV the king of the third year. The sixty still at southbound tonight facebook literally pitching US super wide. Yeah so it's really. It's really fun to it's a grind. Its grueling can be frustrating but what I say every time again. It's not easy. Everyone would be doing it in the day. After the Super Bowl I vow not to do a super bowl ad sphere. But I'm already thinking about next year. Yeah no so. In addition to the Super Bowl spot rocket mortgage was announced as the exclusive multi year partnership with the NFL and becoming the official mortgage sponsor of the NFL. I'm guessing that big brands need big sponsorships. But how do you think about sponsorships and their potential sure nicer bringing that the NFL partnership up? That's one that we're a brand. That does large big things if you will. We have history with doing things that have never been done before. Seven eight years ago. We did the carrier classic on active military ship by basketball game between my Alma Mater Michigan State or Carolina which the billion dollar bracket Yahoo Billionaire Bracken partnered up Warren Buffet. For that and then we just brought a PGA tour to Detroit for the first time so along the way we had looked in thought about an hour away to do a nationwide. Sweepstakes centered around Squares Rhino on the East Coast People Kalma access. I come to learn so I don't care if you're a a ten year old kid or eight year old grandmother you gather up the Super Bowl. You participate in the squares at the office home comedian. Whatever but it's never been done before a national scale with the in partnership with the NFL so we brought that idea to them. We pitch that. They were looking for financial partner and we picked them the cornerstone of a financial partnership e the superbowls Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl squares. And they agreed to it and they agreed to it. The the concept. We obviously had to put the deal together very very quickly like the fastest. I've ever seen agreement come together and we stood up and launched early January the rocket mortgage superbowl swears which was a huge successive. Blew away our expectations. So when you look at look at brand where a big brand North America's largest lender we pride ourselves on working with big brands and the approach to spark sponsorships and partnerships is. Obviously one is is there is there a what the consumer the consumer clients the prospects there others interest on both sides you know. Obviously people who own homes watch football play golf participating East Sports. Whatever might be but really. It's also looking at other brands. We get pitched every single day. I three calls on the way in this morning for partnership opportunities. Is We look at. How can brands work together? But also use the strengths of each other's brains to embarrass equity from each other to tell one story in so the NFL. Where I get really excited about the NFL. Think about the. Nfl has over the last ten fifteen years. It is truly a three hundred sixty five days a year brand you roll right on a super bowl to combines to the NFL draft to Ota's to training camp. The season kicks off through the playoffs. And then it's a three sixty five day brand in for us what we love is we won't be part of the Super Bowl every year whether it's rocket mortgage super bowls for his. We're in the game of the NFL. Draft changes lives. What is one of the first things that atop for second round draft does when they get that first paycheck they buy Mama House in about my stomach. Checked were mortgage company in with other part of that. Tell that story. And then in the fall in the fall in November one of the big passion points for the. Nfl is slow to service and supporting veterans. That's a big passion for us Involvement with community solutions built zero up and try to eradicate veteran. Homelessness is so the month of November will work with the NFL and supporting sliver service and then Thanksgiving Day. Where was be honest anymore? There's only certain times a year where everything seems a stop near together as a group and family and interact and Thanksgiving Day. There's three games every day. You're GONNA see a large presence on Thanksgiving Day without rocket mortgage fallon any role right back in the super bowl so it's looking at big brands. And how can we work together? Tele shared story but also Barak Ary from each other in activate. Along the way I love it I love it will end your no you know novice sponsorship saying you guys are working with the PGA got east sports even got four sponsorships. Tell us a little bit about the highlights. Where do you most excited about the stuff that you've done recently with other sponsors new great question we've been partnered with the PGA tour for a number of years it was a passion for us to bring the PGA tour to Detroit. Anyone that knows a story of Detroit. Two thousand eight nine and ten the. Pj was in Michigan. There was a lot of sponsorships from the automotive companies in Golf. And unfortunately those all went away I eight nine and ten in the golf tournaments went away. One of our things is we want to be able to do good by the community but also shine a spotlight on her city. What better way than for one week bringing one hundred fifty six? The world's best offers and coaches and trainers and influencers and media networks and the list goes on and on to the city of Detroit in not within the city and so that was a last year for the rocket mortgage classic thousand inaugural year. Were really really proud of how that we want. The most awarded. Pga Tour Event in which we're from a inclusion diversity special events of guy lot of accolades for that we that events coming back here soon. You mentioned East Sports. I am not the target. I'm a forty eight year old guy. In my last recollection of East sports was Sega Genesis in my dorm room. Thirty years in so eastwards eastwards. Make no mistake you know five years ago. I would say it was niche. It was you know on the outside and now look at investments investments on behalf of networks women if I were go through my. Espn feed the foul news through NBA in right around the Gulf. Mma is sports look at what ESPN Turner Yacht like all the networks have invested in the audience skin quite so Dan Invest Dan. Gilbert invested in eighteen called the thieves part of League of legends that League of legends they average Ninety million unique month on Youtube and the Super Bowl has one hundred and fifteen million so it is ask AOL The passion that I see from East. Sports fans is something. I have not seen here. In the United States giving example as we are a sponsor and we are the first brand to bring the League of legends is a brand partnership to life. So we are. We are partnered with illegal agents summer finals. Paseo in Detroit and I went to and I had a perception of what I was going to see. The perception is what we probably all think like. It was young very young audience. They're not they don't buy cars. They don't own homes they you know. They're very young and I walked at arena and we sold the arena out and I walked arena for two and a half days and I was blown away by a couple of things one is. The audience was more mature than expected amount of Santa Perception. But also the passion. I've been blessed to go to a couple of soccer games in Italy where I want to give us an assault ventas play just a mid level team on a Lazy Summer Day into the game. Meant nothing in. There's thirty thousand people in that stadium and I could've been at Michigan Stadium on a Saturday. Plano HOW STATE THE PASSION THE KNOWLEDGE THE LOYALTY. That eastwards fans have was nothing. I've ever seen before here in the states. Release since I've been growing up as a whole so that's awesome and then a one thing that you had mentioned one of my proud about we brought Forbes thirty under thirty here to Detroit for the first time this past year and I would love for you to come in. You've gotTA CHECK. This thing out is not ten thousand of America's youngest smartest minds that descend upon the city and it is like it is not something I sat and had dinner with twenty one year. Old Young folks that are already on the second company already built a soul What's next folks ahead immigrated here the United States at a very young age and found you know found their passion small business. Whatever might be in a chance for us to have ten thousand people come to the city of Detroit for the most part the first time ever in so they're able to see they have a perception or they're told but they come here. They see it for their own is in. It's a chance for us to shine yet. Another big spotlight on the city. So those types of sponsorships partnerships. They do a couple things one is. How can we lift up brand? I'll be relevant to our clients but it's also especially for things we do here in our cities is how can we shine a spotlight on everything that's going on in our communities Beyond sponsorships you've got you mentioned it earlier. I think we talked about a little bit last time. You're on but you've got one of the largest in house agencies in the country if not the world I think we talked about it before. I WanNa say you were right around two hundred people but I think it's up to three hundred folks on almost now inside your in House Agency and I'm just I wanna ask you a little bit about like why in house and then where you a growing where are you expanding your in. So we have ring when we talked last time out. I think we're about a hundred and fifty team members and actually this morning I was doing space planning with my team because we're busting out of that bus out some walls here in downtown Detroit. We're building on some new space in we're upwards now two hundred eighty members on the marketing team in when our interns arrived which is just a few weeks we love it turns around. Vir of forty plus turns us on the summer with uh so we'll flex up to well over three hundred so that the team continues to grow our expansion expansion of responsibilities continues to grow within the quicken loans with a rock family of companies. We have over one hundred companies within the family. We have many of them in the FINTECH space so obviously quicken loans rocket mortgage rocket homes is real estate arm rocket loans which is small beat. Ac- we have rapid finance which is small business lending we have the broker business in the extended retail which we call quicken loans mortgage services. So we're now the agency for seven other brands within the organization. And so that's where we have seen a lot of growth and we do everything here from super bowl down to t shirts that we give away to our team members in everywhere in between you ask the question about why in. Halston it's interesting. I've been in this business now. Twenty seconds do the math. Where Twenty seven years twenty seven years this year and I spent the first seventeen years of my career working at a large agency. Bbdo part of the family we are we were over two thousand people solely servicing the Chrysler DaimlerChrysler now in Business and then I moved over to. Fca where I was the Fiat Marketing Director for seven years where we were solely dependent upon agencies. There's a large organization. The marketing team was not that big. I WANNA say upwards of seventy five to eighty team members and we are solely dependent on agencies. And now that I come here I. It's now an in house agency. So now I come to a large in House. Agency that for the most part outside of media bram media buying sports activation. Everything is done in house. And it's really interesting. There's some pros and cons. I much more side to the pros. I love the fact that our team members are in the business. Not on the business. So they're able to operate at a quicker speed of the game as if he will because we're all year together. The team has the ability to learn grow across the organization. We have a lot of folks that live team members within this company. That want to join marketing. I love it. My biggest fear is that I will just get ideas that I like that. I'll buy. That's my biggest biggest fear. Allah challenge the team. Don't bring the ideas are. Don't bring me something that Casey will like or Casey will buy challenge. Challenge ourselves challenged me. I've had a couple of instances where I saw creative idea and I did not like I didn't get it. I didn't like it. It didn't it was not for me and in the room. I had six other people that were literally on the table hitting the table laughing giggling whatever might be new obviously a a comedic idea other pitching me in what. I step back to realize it was. It was a facebook video idea. I pushed back my chair and I thought who am I. Who Am I to say no? I'm not the audience. I am not the audience. He didn't get tag later with okay. Boomer battling if anyone ever says okay boom dropping Mike walking out. Someone's right in that line. Neither Day and I was a that was a quick conversation. I'm an old GEN xer. I still prime. Yeah Yeah I mean I mean that same family yet but I have had the okay moment in. It's not fun it's not fun and it's okay. It's that's where again to my point is. Don't bring the ideas. I just like in Seattle and I have to think about. Who is the audience? If you're around here over the summer I can't tell you how many times I'll see intern walking by my office or they sit outside my office in. I literally grabbed them. I pull into my office and I'd show them like give your feedback in your thoughts. What does that say to you because it says something? It most likely says something different to me than it does to you and I get their feedback as most often. I'm not the audience so I think about who's a target who tried to talk to making sure we're relevant. There's nothing worth worse than being a brand that tries to hard doesn't sound authentic and It was just speaks to themselves. There's nothing that sends me more than that right now. I totally agree. I mean you've been successful with this in-house model of curious if there's advice you'd give to other CMO's that are either thinking about it or thinking about expanding their in house efforts any thoughts at all. Yeah I mean again. I'm a big proponent of you know having been a big agency but on the client side there solely dependent guide everybody here one of the it's challenging. It's challenging the team. Making sure one of the things that are vice chairman says. Here's y'all better. Be COMFORTABLE WITH BEING UNCOMFORTABLE. In that means pushing ourselves another thing here at quicken loans are talked about her best year ever last year. One hundred and forty five billion and I can tell you we're not rest in our loyals with goddess here to this amazing spot at the end of nineteen will not get us there to where we WANNA go in two thousand twenty and beyond so it's our we approaching things different. I don't believe in wash e I don't believe in. That's how we used to do it. How do you continue to evolve? How do you continue to challenge a challenge ourselves another thing? I really respect about our company organization which I was not used to until I joined is. It's okay to fail. It is okay to fail in. If you fail fail fast learn from how you failed in a High. Would you do different the second or maybe third time? There's nothing here that again. One of our `ISMs here's take the roast out of the oven. You know I've been at places before where you could sit in meetings with procurement legal and finance and law rally police for six months and nothing gets done here. It's if there's an idea go for two yes before no culture and let's do it and how do we know unless we try and so it's always encouraging them also bringing in partners? It's not. We're not insulated. Steel walled off organization teen. I'd have a facebook here on a monthly basis. Google here monthly twitter's twice a month. I bring in outside agencies to pitches ideas and give us give us thoughts. I'll have a consulting firms coming here. Give us thoughts and ideas or approaches by no means we. We don't have all the answers but I wanNA make sure that we're staying on top of what's relevant what's forthcoming again. What got US here won't get above it. I want to switch gears a little bit at in. Do My my normal segment where we talk about you a little bit more and you've already answered my favorite question. Which is what experience of your past defines a mix up Last time we spoke you talked about education. You first to go to college in your extended family along along with obviously your wife your marriage in kids. I'm curious over the last two years. What's been the most rewarding experience you've had since we last spoke. Yeah in the last two years. There's a couple of things one is. The rocket mortgage classic is wells a super bowl ads this past year. I'll use the rocket mortgage classic. Rpg As an example we talked for years of upbringing the PGA tour to Detroit. It just wasn't in the cards at the time the PG approached us about a pathway to Detroit in we took we started listening yet again with yes before no attitude in we decided and agreed to bring the PGA tour to Detroit. And I. I'm literally looking at the date. Written on my walls April seventeenth of two thousand eighteen in we were given a date by the PGA tour of July. Two Thousand Nineteen for the most part takes an organizer two plus years to stand up a PG event in we had we had fourteen months. And I am not in the Gulf business. I don't have anyone here. That's in the Gulf business and we each partner that was very limited in their golf tournament partnership in standing something up like that so we didn't know what the hell we're doing but the determination in going back to the Super Bowl example of it takes a village in it takes a village. It wasn't just the quickenloans marketing team in our tournament. Partner in Literally Allen. I we turn this place upside down in where I had government affairs working with the city. We had our diversity inclusion and our chief diversity officer working with the neighborhoods and the communities in our community fund doing cleanup around the city to get ready for it. It was lose like we're not putting on a golf tournament. Were put on something much bigger than that. It's it's an opportunity to against shine that spotlight on the city in. I was hopeful and confident that everything inside the ropes would go great in a did. It was a matter of outside. The ropes mean our team member of team member experience our clients than community that showed up to support the golf tournament. That's something that quite honestly. It was the last day when the PUTT last dropped. That was like I feel and I haven't had in a while as well. My Gosh did this now hiring me better your so how can we get fifty percent better this year? That's what quite honestly after the Super Bowl. I'm forty percent of my day is focused on that. Got It got it. You've accomplished a lot. If you were to advise your younger self how would you do? Would you tell them question a lot in thankfully the world of technology makes it a lot easier but I did not? I didn't think about knowing really gave me the council. Maybe it was not as prevalent back when I was a younger younger Buchan. His business with the power of networking where. I was just a kid coming out of college head down China forge my way within within the company in. Pick my head up very often to appreciate those around me. Those outside of my walls developing relationships outside the laws are in the community like wasn't probably until the last ten fifteen years where I kind of started doing it back by advice or end but started doing it. In the power of building trust based relationships in networking have the opportunity to a lot of young people in this business whether began turns your kids schools. I'm going to them in a couple of weeks. I talked to them and give them the saints. I get my started eighth grade class. Same thing same advice as I give young interns here it's the old fairs. Bueller of three things I was talking about. Is it's affairs bueller. Line of life. Who IS PRETTY FAST? If you don't look around once in a while it might just pass you by the Warren Buffett quote of takes twenty years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that you might do things differently. Would I use that as social media of which there's another quote that I use that it's a it's a mean says? I'm so glad I grew up in the seventies eighties because I did some stupid shit Of It right but I tell these kids that. Think about your brand. Every single day in the last one I share with them is never burn a bridge. In view burn. Abridge I promise you maybe you might know about it. Most likely will unbeknownst you but you will have to cross that bridge at some point some way somehow again in your life and it might come back to bite you in the butt but it's not work it's not for me the big the big power and what I give. Young folks is the young team members. Here is build your net. You know. Think about your brand and build your network. Because you don't know I just hired an executive creative director here that I met twenty five years ago that I really haven't seen more than three times on twenty plus years but we stayed connected and when I when I was looking to bring in a high level executive creative director. I reached out to him in here. We are rekindled our relationship from twenty plus years ago I remembered how he was. And we connected over the you know. We rekindled those twenty years and brought back together in areas. He's been with me for over a year and he's talented. Yeah now that's that's great advice. Great advice to your point. Like I didn't understand the power of networking probably myself until about five or six years into my career and became obvious so it is tremendous so I echo in underlying your your point about the power of networking Two LAST QUESTIONS. One quick one and it's a new one. I'm testing out. So you're my guinea pig so curious what's been the most impactful purchase of one hundred dollars or less that you've made in the last six or twelve months and you can go longer if you need to but just curious will most impactful purchase one hundred dollars. Us So There's ten things I give you. Two things yeah. Yeah sure all right well. One was very recently in my team. Appreciate this is. I've been going through some type of midlife crisis. I was trying to grow my hair hair out in. I think everybody was afraid to tell me the truth. And when we were on the set Jason. Momoa had his own stylist and built up courage to ask the STYLUS for council in. He gave me real talk and he'd shot by air. That was it cost me a lot of money to even have the style but it didn't cost me anything cash out of pocket so I'd say that one was what I like to say added value but another one is a NERF gun in. We love having. I love 'em team members who bring their kids on a snowy day in Detroit where schools are closed during the summer. I love when we have kids here in the office were pretty fun atmosphere and culture. My son a nine year old son is infatuated with Earth guns at this point in his life and I bought him like a twenty six round like the old school machine. You'd see in the World War One where you have to turn the crank to fire around. Yeah he's got one here and he. I warned everybody here that my nine year old son cash is coming to visit us. Everyone is pretty much prepared. Have a bullet whizzing by their head at some point during the day so but it keeps them busy. But that's been a fun purchase I worked in an office environment. Where NERF guns or the weapon of choice. I guess it was a lot of fun. It's funny when you think about the NERF gun. Technology is certainly evolved over the last twenty thirty years and which is kind of a bigger guy and I'm a big of a big target. There's some days I'm I'm running from my office down the hall for something or get Pearson the shoulder than I turn around. And no one's fessing up as well To end on a marketing. No it curious to get your opinion on what you feel like either. The biggest opportunity or threat markers are facing today. That's a question is very simple. It goes back to one of the things I mentioned earlier. One of those statements vice chairman says his big comfortable being uncomfortable and as a marketer. It's either change dive. Are we looking ahead from up media standpoint? Everything is changing so fast testing. Things were mortgage company but talking about. Tick Tock every single day of which is our matter of if it's a matter when when does a brand like a mortgage company get involved Tick Tock? How do we go about it? But also from an audience standpoint the millennials even though we talk about millennials Ad Nauseam loyal. Our thirty five years old you know could be thirty five years old with marriage kids and it's now gen Z. How do you develop a mortgage company? But how do we start to develop a relationship with the eighteen? Twenty one twenty three year old person that they may be five ten years away from homeownership. A brand that they can associate themselves with or has awareness of it as maybe there's a relationship there. How can we help the eighteen twenty one twenty five year old young person get ready to own a home debt Could spend another whole show talking about the amount of debt that young people have come college now days on that could be a barrier burden. Whatever may be to their first new car new home purchase in. We've got things to products and services to operate help there but from a brand standpoint Become relevant to the you know the GEN Z. Two generations beyond because that's how brands grow rans that ignore the upcoming and there's a lot of them that I've seen in the automotive world and the video store there's a lot of brands that kept marketing to what I call the last time buyers. They didn't focus on the new buyers and they went away. Yeah no it's it's true it's true. Will Casey thank you so much for coming on the show? It's been fun. Thank you so much and I look forward to hear from you again soon. I. It's Alan Again. Marketing today was created and produced by. If you're new to marketing today please feel free to write us a review iteens or your favorite listening platform. Don't forget to subscribe to tell your friends and colleagues about the show. I love to hear from listeners. And you can contact me at marketing today. Podcasts DOT COM. 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Hot Guy March Madness! (with Nichole Perkins)

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Hot Guy March Madness! (with Nichole Perkins)

"Woke on happy hour the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host a map Belus. I'm here in the studio as always with my producer fairy. Hi, hey, Matt. I'm so excited about this episode. Also, I love the way you're wearing your headphones right now. So she you should be excited about Ameri episode. Okay. I know a no I always am. Today. We're kicking things off with the worse things. I shot about the worst news of the week. As always we are doing an extended deep dive into. While everyone else is paying attention. I dunno bunch of nineteen year olds dribbling there leather balls. We're going to bring your attention tweet more appropriate competition, we'll be joined by Nicole Perkins. You might remember her as a former guest on unhappy. Our she was a co host of first aid kit. She's a poet a writer and she'll be bringing her expert thirst to our debate. Last year. If you remember Joe men gem yellow one so stick around to find out who will be this. Dear ribbing. So let's get into it. Let's let's break out our brackets and start the show. All right. Thanks. I the worst news of the week. I a woman woke up in her apartment and Phoenix Arizona to the smell of something burning. Luckily, her apartment was not on fire turns out, it was just a drunk stranger who broke in and was making himself tortillas downtown. Low key terrifying. That's so scary. But also, you know, it's basically breakfast in bed. I mean as long as he made enough. Yeah. I would welcome that that's a that's a personal chef. So the woman called for her roommate, and they demanded that the guy leave in the story says he then went onto the balcony and began eating a can of soup. I think eating a can of soup. I don't know. There's something about those words like they shouldn't go together should not. I don't know. Why like drinking a can of soup? Right. But like, it's uncooked rain. I'm you technically. It's all cooked. My brother will just open up a can of spaghetti O's and eat it cold. There. We go disgusting. Is this your brother? Was recently. I would say it was him. Except for the fact that I don't think he's ever used to stove top. So probably not because this person was making himself tortillas apparently one of the women believed that she left the door unlocked to go do laundry, and then he let himself in. That's what happens on a similar note. Police in Michigan are looking for a man who walked into a subway made his own sandwich rang up orders for a bunch of customers and then stole twenty dollars from the cash register before taking off still or earned his done. Worked. Yeah. The man I guess told workers that he worked at another area subway and asked if he could just make his own sandwich. And they were like absolutely not. But he decided to just go behind the counter and start making his own sandwich. Anyway, I understand how like they said. No. But then they just like let the rest of it happening. Like long enough for him to ring up multiple people. I think a lot of these stories are pretty inspiring. Actually. It's like if you want it go for it. Don't apply for job. Just go fucking. Do it make a sandwich, you should be managing this place. Now in his defense. The subway was one of those subways that are inside a WalMart, and that's like international waters. Yeah. Rules. Don't apply. Do whatever you want. Michigan is like the Florida of the midwest. I feel like anyway, again, if this is your dream go, and do it don't wait if you wanna sandwich, get a sandwich steel next an airplane was forced to make a u-turn recently. I don't know it had to turn around. Okay. After a woman realized she left her baby airport terminal. How? I want an explanation. Finders keepers? The flight is requesting to come back. The controller explains through coworker a passenger for her baby in the waiting area. The poor thing. The pilot chimes in I told you a passenger has left her baby in the terminal, and she is refusing to continue the flight. Yeah. I can baby. Take that long though. I don't know if that was like a she's like this. I thought this bushel of potatoes with my baby. Yeah. I feel like you at that point. Like that should be the first thing you look for. I don't like phone wall. Accuse there's a lot of time between getting on the plane and being in the air like you're taxing for a while. Yeah. Like, wouldn't you remember before you even sit down? Where's my baby? I I like literally cannot fathom what kind of I mean, I listen, I've never been a mother, right? One day one day when I give birth. I'll know maybe issues too. So frazzled, she the the rigors of motherhood had so ravaged her brain or that is just a forgettable kid. Just boring boring trialed, I don't want it anymore. I have forgotten my laptop at hotels, which is basically. Basically the same thing. And finally a small town in Vermont elected a three year old Nubian goat named Lincoln as its first mayor. Well, so now ago is the leader of the town. I don't really understand why it says I may do they just like not have any elected official isn't a new town. Do they still make towns? Maybe maybe the. Yeah. Decided they're just a new town in they're going to be led by go. Not Fred Fred has more important things to do. He can't be bogged down by this system. This is mayor Lincoln and upon being sworn in she promptly shit all over the ground. Which is great. Hey, you know, it's what most politicians do. Anyway. Right. Commentary. The town held an entire swearing in ceremony in which the mayor elect stepped on an ink pad with her right front hoof and stomped on the official may oral paperwork. Apparently, the whole thing was the result of a fundraiser for a local school playground for five dollars. Children could nominate the animal of their choice for the position of mayor. What I'm confused by is that it said mayor Lincoln, the go beat out more than a dozen other animals that means that at best they raised to like, sixty bucks. I don't quite know how this fundraising work, but five dollars for a nomination and there with about a dozen contestants. Maybe I I'm bad at math. But. That's your math league numbers. So I don't know how much sixty dollars buys in Vermont. But I don't know maybe like. A swing but with only one chain. So, yeah, it's it's more like just a dangling rope. Anyway, it's been a great day for goats. Basically if there's any one lesson that you take away from this week's worse things. I it's that you can be anything you want be fucking mayor. Even if you're a goat be a subway barista leave your baby at a fucking airport. Do whatever you want. And that's it for this week's worse things. I next we have got our second annual round of. Oh, right. Well, we are embarking on Hawkeye March madness. Twenty nineteen we are joined in the studio by Nicole Perkins. Hello everyone. May remember Nicole as a former guests on unhappy our co host of thirst aid kit. So she's a thirst expert and your expertise is necessary. As we as we go through this challenge. I'm a little nervous looking at the matches here. But you know, I think I can handle it. Hopefully, I'm scared nervous. And if you wanna play along at home, folks, we've tweeted out the bracket, you don't know the challenges, but people have already been playing. But once you know, the challenges, we're gonna engage even more. So just methodology. It's this is very important. We randomly picked thirty two guys. And then I randomized them. So I did not choose these matchups than chosen by a list randomize are. So we have thirty two guys sixteen matchups to start each round. As we've done it in the past. We'll have a question a sort of challenge to help us decide. Which guy should win the round. I would say it doesn't have to be it could be more of a guide. It doesn't have to be like the deciding factor. But like, let's use this as our prompt. Yeah. As our prompt. Okay. Are we ready? Yes. Yes. Round one who is most likely to make you a delicious romantic Carville dinner wearing nothing but an aggressively short apron while you sit on the couch and yell inappropriate instructions at him. Right. A lack sausage. And this is between Noah's Teneo and John Boyega. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna go with John Boyega is I feel like he actually knows how to cook in like wooden destroy the kitchen, but no might just like he'd get easily distracted. We dancing around you'd like start climbing the wall, and then he'd probably be you know, he'd want to Instagram it and shit. And I'm like, no just this is for me. Let's get on with it. I think. Yeah. This is why the question does influence my answer here because I do think like Noah sentiment has more of that. Like fuck boy viable, which I'm drawn to clearly. I feel like John by guys like nice and with treat me, right? Because my brain is fucked up over the other way, I mean John would pay play along. It'd be silly. You know, whatever. But I think he would be also focused on not burning down the house would be like on his phone a little bit. And just being you know, I also feel like his idea of like a romantic dinners, like tortilla chips with like shredded cheese on it. He's way more wholesome than that, I think by wholesome. I mean, like whole thirty like hairs about diet and stuff. So I think he'd like really try, you know, also just like thinking about him in anybody apron. So that's for me. I feel like John size though, in a little bitty apron, really outnumbered here. Yeah. I do think we have to declare John Boyega the winner of this. First matchup. I don't know if you've seen any of his. Yes. A guy L Garcia Bernal famously the voice of the guy from CoCo do, you know him? I know him. Yes. But I have not seen cocoa to my shades. Fantastic. I just I'm not ready to cry. You should watch it and Henry Golding from crazy rich Asian simple favor ice. I say Gail I feel like he will sink to me. He would st-, you know, again, be silly. But also just kind of take it a little seriously Henry, I feel like maybe I don't know. He's such an old Hollywood kind of guy to me. So maybe he would have some like funny stuff happening with it. But I don't know. I just don't see him in ADD apron. I almost he's to me. Like Henry Golding like model hot, right? I I'll take your picture, and it'll look great. But I don't know if you can like hold or utensil, very well. Let's get an kitchen from a simple favor like some gorgeous kitchens in there. And he does look great. But I don't remember him cooking a meal also Garcia Bernal is like to me just one of the most romantic hot people. He's just so and like his voice everything. Yeah. You want that man in a kitchen with you? All right. I think we've decided sorry. I love Henry Golding to so much. He's so beautiful. What they don't talk about with a challenge. Like, this is just how painful it is. You know, I know especially because and it's beautiful. But yeah, it's everyone who doesn't win died. All right. Maxed up a very hard choice for me personally, mice difficult ones. Harry styles and Oscar Isaac I feel like just based on reputation alone. I'm required to say Harry styles. I also feel like he would like really take care to cook a meal for you. That's true. Like just based on like a personal relationship. I think he would make me a better meal like Oscar doesn't know me like that. No all my favorites. And yeah, make it with love even though I think Oscar could probably like fill out an apron better. This is difficult for me because I want to say Oscar just because I feel like Oscar would fuck me on the counter in the middle of cooking and everything. But I also remember Harry styles in that carpool. Karaoke thing they did and his mouth he was like singing his opened his mouth, really wide. And I I have never forgotten. And this is why we brought you on. Research the detail. I don't know. This is a this is a hard one. See also like Oscar is a little older more distinct way, right, but Harry could possibly be a good boy. Toy for me. Right. Really learn to be a good cook. You know, there's a learning curve. And and he's on it. Also Harry did used to be a Baker. What? Yeah. He was a Baker apprentice that was he worked in a bakery. Well, I think he knows how to like need me. The dow. Sure. Okay. Can I also just say that I did see Oscar Isaac in real life recently at a press junket, and he walked past me and said the words all barf because he was talking about a food allergy. And I was like I will for you. All right now, he so fucking beautiful. Yeah. Those eyebrows. But Harry's gotten advantage here. I think I'm going to have to upset myself and go with hairy. Oh my God. I didn't think that we would all agree. Me too right next. We have Diego. Luna also from Star Wars and narcos and Timothy shallow may. I know an initial take us through. Okay diego. I fancy him a lot. But Timothy, okay, I'm so I'm saying that this is going, okay. There is a moment in commie by your name, but he's making out with the girl right outside and are leaning up against like the mono, Chateau, whatever it is. And then someone drives up, and so they part and Timothy kind of like adjust himself. And I was like, oh, how old is this boy before I think the thoughts that I am thinking. But I I believe to use your phrase that he would fill out that apron, very well in a very crucial part of the apron. Okay. Okay. So i'm. And he just. His jolly draw. I mean, there has nothing to do with cooking in the kitchen. But you know, I could cut stuff with. Yes. I I want him naked in the kitchen. I mean. Yeah, that's a convincing argument and the hito. He also knows his way around food with all the ways the peach. Yeah. Pasta. I don't car. Fruit is a carb. He could do like a peach and pork chop kind of thing is port top aqap. No. I don't know. Whatever. Listen the meal. Be bats pathetic. Yeah. I feel like maybe I just know less about Diego loon, I fantasize about him less. I think he's cute in like, you know, his own way. I just thought that much more about Timothy and. Yeah, I mean the entire plot of Kami by your name is about less thing after someone who only like seventeen. So even though it should be said, I think he's he's twenty two. Yeah. Twenty-three now. No minors on this list. Oh, no rate. You know that it's going to be Timothy versus Harry. Buck to that. We'll get to that. Our next match-up Joe Jonas versus Michael b Jordan moving doubt. Could be moving. I don't even want to explain like Joe Jonas manage to get a game of thrones girl. So. Many happy returns to them. Yeah. I agree. Michael Jordan next, Ryan Reynolds. Versus MMA Herschel, Ali my her Sheila Ali just there's no question. I mean, he would be so attentive in also just kind of like filthy. And I respect him because he was like, you know, he doesn't really do like explicit sex scenes like he's not into that, you know, because he's Muslim and he's tried to like like keep whatever boundaries that he needs to keep. Right. So I don't wanna get like too like disrespectful, but I need to see him in my kitchen in almost nothing. Just cooking me a nice meal and just winking at me. You know, I feel like he would like lay out the table. Yeah. It would be like the whole thing. I feel like Ryan Reynolds. He would texting be like babe, I'm gonna make you. I'm gonna make you an amazing meal, and then you come home, and he'd be like a made you a sandwich. That'd be. We'll go with Marcia. All right next, Jesse Williams versus sterling K Brown. Wow. That is a tough one. I'm going to go a sterling K Brown. Just because I feel like Jesse Williams might be kind of a dick and. He's very attractive to look at. I don't know just something stops me. You know from loving him. All the way sterling K Brown is silly. He doesn't mind making fools of himself. Like, sometimes he'll be really ridiculous on his Instagram and stuff he plays with people on Twitter. There is a tweet that showed him like it was an award show and his wife was sitting next to him. She was clapping for him and stuff in sterling K kinda winked at the camera or whatever. And the tweet said what happens when you introduce your boyfriend to your girls after you've been telling him, he he's been laying pipe all night or whatever, right. Sterling responded to it with all these emojis like laughing in the last emoji was a week. Okay. Your saucy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm convinced. I'm convinced down next cage, a APPA Honey, you say his name, APPA Caja and Rami Malik. I gotta say I'm not actually on the Rami Malik train. I just don't really get it. I watched mister robot. And I like God at I do I also remember seeing I saw him in person. And he also I mean, it's like any like hot. Person. You're like, oh, yeah. I feel like Caja APPA. I've only really seen just like pictures of him on the internet. Can I just say when Luke Perry passed away RIP sweet sweet baby all the Riverdale cast where posting these like beautiful. Instagram's that like, you know, just like really beautiful things that they're saying about Luke, I think cagey push just like rest and love, bro. That's the one from K J. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know if he's going to like really take care of making a meal for you. Right, right. This is difficult for me because I don't really I don't think I care for either one of these. Should we just call this one? What do they call it? A by. I would say Kay J. Then just because like he would look real good in an apron. Yeah. I mean, I just think on just on looks alone. I would I would pick Hagia. But I also feel like Rami would I don't know like he would like spank you with the spatula saying he looks kinda like he wants to murder you with sex. I yeah. But that's tears me. I'm like. A little intrigued. But HA he's a baby. Yeah. You know, the boy toy thing. Yeah. I I mean, I'm not mad at K J. If he moves on I. Yeah, I've okay. I'd say, yeah. Rami can that'd be all right. Who use his spatula in other ways? We'll find a use for it next Ivy like war, probably a disagree on this one. But for a acceptable resents, Jason momoa, I Shawn Mendez. It's really not a contest I accept that. Yeah. I mean, Sean, I love Shawn Mendez because I have the brain of like a thirteen year old girl. But yeah, Jason momoa. Yes. Jason I actually I don't know anything about Shawn Mendez other than like people seem to love him. He's just like the most basic looking like mannequin. Yeah. But he's beautiful. I'm gonna go with chasing fair, and I accept it. And I have not seen aquaman though. So, but I accept that. I'm sorry to Shawn Mendez. But yeah. All right next, Nick Jonas and resume. Ed. Wow. Rihts? Yeah. Yeah. I got. Again. He just looks like. A really good time. I don't know. I feel like yeah. This is another one where I'm like. I'm clearly I've thirsted after Nick Jonas. But I'd feel like I feel like that. My my thirst for him is like has reached a valley. But I do feel like he would really take care to coca meal for you. Do you think? So. Yeah. I mean, they probably have personal chefs. He's the one who's married to Priyanka, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they ever cook. For themselves mean, I'm willing to give it to raise. I feel like my my explanation was like, I'm not that. I'm not like that. I hard for Nick Jonas go to bat for him. Because like I feel like he hasn't gone to bat for me. So that's why young I don't think he would even cook that wealth next round and to the Perot ski from queer eye. I I've never really said his last name before. And Ben wish from a bunch of British things. The data and Mary Poppins returns. The our our it was about the one where he plays like their news reporters or they have the BBC news show or something like that. And they're talking about the history of it from like, the sixties and everything it was really good. It was only for a season. But if you can find it, I would suggest watching it really, really good. Okay. And he's Q in the new bond movies. But he doesn't cook. On a show. Jab Antony does this is one where that's a real advantage. But isn't the joke that he just puts avocado and everything? Really? No, I've been because I love his hair. Yeah. This is one of those where like I feel like the question does influence my answer as basic as it is to defend Antonis cooking. I will defend it. I feel like he is a better cook than the with the show. Let's on definitely a better cook than you are matters in this scenario. Yeah. Yeah. I his Instagram presence is now both like just outright thirst traps and him like trying to convince everybody that he can actually like cook more than just slicing it up you. Appreciate the effort that he puts in. He's very good looking. Yeah. I'm willing to let you go. This is not a pity. I do Ben okay? I'm really excited about this next manages into and Zach Ephron. A very different vibes. Mary different. I'm going to vote. Manny. Okay. But I want to hear why. I mean, they both dance are have a dance background because many. If you look at his some of his older, Instagram posts, he has pictures of him dancing to. Anti-tory Ana song or something that was really like in when they cast him. They found photo. No, they found videos of him dancing, and they like made that a part of his character on the good place. Like, it wasn't the other way around. I feel like he would be you know, good to look at while. He's cooking. He's gonna be dancing around. He's gonna be playful. You know, you get to see those thighs flexing and right doing things. Zack is also a little thick died bay. It's gotten thicker through the years. That's for sure. That's the thing. I feel like I don't know. I feel a little weird critiquing someone's choices in this way. But like I don't care for on a starting to scare me. How I just like, I don't know. He's played Lindy do. Well, there's that. But he's got like two ripped it like is. It's just a like, it's a little incredible hulk easy. It's a little like male bodybuilder. Where like, I don't know. You're like muscles have like ripples in them. But like don't look like they should be there. I don't know for me. It's more like I think I could like bro out with Zach. But I think I could like really fall in love with Manny. That's very accurate. Yeah. I accept that. Next. Idris Elba versus Penn badgley? Larry different. I'm to murder me. Yeah. You really they both have that capability. I would say I mean, I just I feel like address would cook a better meal? Yes. But I also think he would be to not serious, but like Ernest with it like for a lot of my friends, we think is a little too uncle corny. You know, kind of how do you do fellow kids? I mean, he is so sexy pin, obviously. Okay. This is I should not say this. But pin doesn't hold a candle to address when it comes to like sexy, whatever. But and this is just me I feel like pin would eat me out on the counter like like wild like ganja is baking or whatever. Like like, he would just like, oh, let's you know, we've got thirty minutes. Here you go, yum, yum, yum. And I just I feel like interest which probably be to this is going to be a romantic night. So let me massage you, let me do all of this, which is fine. Also, it seems like like if you like made a mess like he would be angry. Yeah. And like like if you drop something you'd be you'd have to like, stop and have your pick it up. Yeah. Whereas Penn would be like, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Break it. All right. I mean, I'm I'm convinced so pen urine. I didn't think we're going to go that way. No. We are right next round has last year's crowned prince of hot guys shirt. Yeah. Being augural winner. Joe manganiello. I still don't think I was saying, right. And Dev Patel. I haven't seen Devon anything in a while. He's hot, and I lay is really really his glow up has been great just like on a physical level because again, the hair I love his hair. He's got the facial hair going. I'm gonna vote, Dev. Even though I do love Joe. I will never forget him from true blood magic, Mike is fine. But he will always be aware. We'll for me. Right. Right. But I feel like Dev would just be more fun in the kitchen. I don't know. I think he'll be sweet I really like my answer to this is based purely on who I would rather see in broom. Yeah. And I feel like it's Joe for me. But I don't want that to be like the deciding factor. This is again, it's a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want that to be to hold back a contender like, Dev. Have. Oh. All right. We have we've outnumbered McCaw. I tried the Zane Malik versus Chadwick bozeman. Okay. I really don't know. My first instinct is Chadwick. But I do like looking at Zane a lot as well. Yeah. I don't I feel the same way. I feel like I I don't know. I'm going to get like attacked by people. But I just like Zane I think it's very pretty to look at. I don't know how like engaging of a person. He really is. Yeah. Which I think is just because like he always seemed like he was kind of like shy and uncomfortable with all the fame. And so probably like, yeah. Every all the times that I've seen him do stuff. It's like he's the quiet one. But. I don't know. I don't know if he could bring that energy to my kitchen love to come home and have Chadwick bozeman just making me a meal, you're clothed or unclothed, but obviously preferably unclothed. Yeah. And I feel like Zane is like still going through some stuff with working out all of the post band stuff. Right. And he just Travelex ride in a good wave right now. Chadwick will make me dinner like wiles Zane plays on the radio. They're the best of both worlds. Yes. Because I do like the song from fifty shades of grey. All right. And our last one for the first round John show versus Tom hardy, John show John show. John show is from herald and Kumar, right? Yep. And he had the TV show just for a season with Karen Gillan. And he was in the TV show. The exorcist. He just had a another movie that was out where he was like looking for his daughter searching searching. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And Star Trek new Star Trek. Imagine him in a little apron making dinner. Yeah, I can. And he's such a smart ass Makino. He would be very witty and he's really hot. I saw him at a Comecon his eye. Contact is amazing. Oh my God. Yeah. All right. I can picture it. This is another one ram like just like purely based on who. I'd rather see in. Maybe it's just like, I don't know. Right now. I'm feeling like the thick the thickness and just like those pictures of Tom those like my space pictures of Tom hardy. Into my brain. So maybe yeah. Maybe I don't need. Maybe that's enough. I'll relent I'll relent. All right round one. We have our final sixteen. This one will go faster. We now have a different question for around two who is most likely to save you from a Victorian era villain who's tied. You to a set of train tracks and left you for dead the matches here for this. Question are insane. So this is. Yeah. And this is, you know, the like silent movie right cliche of you are a damsel in distress. You are tied to the train tracks a man with curly mustache has left you die and one man will come and save you and he has to do it romantically. So this is a combination of like Bron. But also like skill and savviness. Okay. Yeah. Also, I think like comforting you afterward. Yeah. That now you live with that trauma. And he has to make you feel better about it for he got damp day. Our first matchup is. John Boyega verses guile Arcia Burnell Guyau. That's not my vote. He's dashing, and handsome, and I can just see him in the mustache, you know. And the the eyeliner, you know, there's maybe a scarf in there to you untie, really quick. Yeah. He he'd like looks the part he would like with his jacket off. Yeah. Roll up his sleeves. Yeah. Yeah. Guy. Also as he seems like he is very mousy teeth. And I feel like he could like chew through the rope. All right next. Harry styles versus Timothy shell may Timothy really. This is hard for me. I do think I feel like a Harry would be a better like just for the this physical challenge. I think he would be better at it. I don't think I think he has slightly more muscle mass than him Timofey would like just like kind of trip on this way to get you. Oh my gosh. Timothy shell as like so like president and his emotions that like he might get like overwhelmed because he'd identify so much with like the struggle of it. That I feel like Harry's able to be like just step in and do the work, and you know, he's going to like cut your head afterwards. Okay. I will I will concede. Michael b Jordan and Maharshtra Ali. Okay. Mahershala again, I feel like Michael Jordan would I mean? But this is also just because he's been in like, superheroes stuff. You know? That's yeah. I'm like he can like do crazy things. Yeah. But I feel like my Herschel is more gentlemanly. I don't know. I mean, like more like courtly are whatever like I do think if any if it were like save you from like a burning building I feel like Michael Jordan would do it. But I feel like in this case it is this like old silent movie like active already in. And I feel like yeah. Marshall has that vitamin not necessarily about big movements is about being able to untie the knot. Right. Yeah. This is under part. We're not shooting a porn. Okay. Okay. I was confused. Okay. All right. My Herschel sterling K Brown and cage a up go. We've. Because now I can't get over the rest and love bro, next Jason momoa versus resume Ed Chason. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. Right. You're going to be okay. Yeah. He really does check lake the sexy, but like make it chivalrous. Yeah. Antony versus Manny just sinto Manny, Manny. He's experienced trains from the good place. Right. That's that's it. And I feel like he would just give really good soft kisses to sue you like after you know, like little kisses to your forehead. Yeah. Yeah. No. I mean, no disrespect to Antony Heathrow avocados at the train. This working because I love a good like pretty boy. I yeah, I feel like Antony is like pretty boy. Like, those muscles have never done anything useful. They're just for show, which is fi- love that. But in this situation. I don't think they'd they'd be particularly useful. So Manny pen badgley versus Joe mansion yellow actually feel like Penn. Yeah. But only because we're going back to the original like, you know, old timey outfit, and that kind of stuff, and I feel like he's quick on his feet. Yeah. I feel like Joe. Might stumble with it. His muscles would get in the way this requires finesse. Not just like brakes. Right. Yes. Yes. And Penn is is he's cunning. Yeah. All right pen. Eating in an upset, really. Going. I thought Chadwick versus John shell. Man. Oh, man Philly. Cianci show would be like determined to make sure you are. Okay. Like determined to get you out of that scenario. It's only because searching he spends the entire movie that I have not seen trying to find his daughter this this a lot of determination. Yeah. I'm going to say John show as well. Because I I think I put him in like this scenario, he was like fighting dragons and stuff. I feel like he has the more romantic elements needed for this particular scenario RC, the this is a this is a serious situation. But it is also one that if executed properly is intended to exude romance. And so that is yeah. John bell. All right. We have our final eight. We're going to get into round three right after this commercial break. Today's episode is brought to you by better help. If there's something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals better. Help online counseling can help. Better. Help offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in all the issues we deal with depression. You can talk about it anxiety. You can talk about it relationships. Trauma anger, family conflicts, LGBT matters grief, self esteem. Yeah. Vague talk about it. You can connect with your professional counselor in a safe and private online environment. 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I don't know. He seems like he could grow a beard. Yes. Yeah. I think he might also just like a better sense of direction. Yeah. The Harry's been all over the world. But he's been kind of pampered all over the world. Not to say, I mean has been acting for a long time to since he was a teen. But I don't know. Yeah. This is like all the all the accoutrements of life have been stripped away. And it's just like they're the essence of who. They are as a person guile see for me almost feel like, Harry, I can't believe I'm. I don't know why I feel like at some point. I might get annoyed by Gail. But I also think I'm basing this more on characters. He's played. But I mean, I'm outnumbered here. I feel like I have to. I just feel like I if I have to go by the question. I don't think I think Harry is made for this world, not the not the post apocalyptic world's all right? All right. So sorry. All right, next Mahar Sheila bursts, sterling K Brown. I go to. I love. Ooh. Oh, I don't know. I love Marshall is so much. I I kind of think that sterling would be more suited to the task, I'm leaning towards sterling. But I don't have a real reason. Why John I live in like, he's more muscular, right, right? I feel like protection wise. Yeah. He would be the go-to. All right. Sterling Jason momoa versus manages sinto love Manny. But I just don't think that cut it in the post apocalyptic universe. Yeah. It's going to be Chason. Yeah. I feel like yeah. Jason for sure I think Manny would make like a good. I don't know if you watch Walking Dead. But like I feel like he'd be like a good like zombie that you like keep on a leash and like in the hopes that like they find a cure. But there's some video I think it was Jason was doing an ad for what's the carthorse car, car heart. What is it that company? Yeah. The clothing company, and he's climbing mountains and shit. So like he could do some real physical activity if necessary Jason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure lastly pen badgley versus John show. John show. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like even though both of them seem very weighty, and practical they are very similar. Yeah. These these two F ill like John because he's okay. So this is where being tall may not help. Because Penn is a little taller. I think he might be six feet in John chill. Maybe like five ten or something like that. But I feel like that means that John could get into smaller spaces to get like supplies or things that have fallen, and, you know, this aside or something and he would be quicker. Yeah. For like, you know, moving you getting away from stuff. Right, right. I almost think Penn badgley is almost like too much of a pretty boy. Yeah. Like, he'll rescue you in like the train scenario, but not necessarily going to be able to protect both of you. Yeah. In that kind of scenario. Although his facial feature is are berry sharp. And I think that they would like come in handy, but you could weaponize them. All right, John how it is second to last round round for the semifinal who is most likely to write a chart topping emotional yet catchy and widely appealing. Love song about your world, twin romance guile guy alverson, sterling guy yell. Yeah. Jungle and cocoa that man has an lovely voice. And you know, he'd be so romantic with it and also be in Spanish. Yeah. I think he was going to get this far. I know and then Jason momoa versus John shell see it's hard to pick your either of them as singers. Yeah. Jason though, I think he's been around musical people because Zoe Kravitz isn't a band and stuff and Lenny Kravitz, obviously musician. So he's he would have like the connections to, you know, have some editors. Yeah. I almost feel like John show would be the better singer. But like Jason would sell it. Yeah. You'd sell it with like, the passion or you're like, I feel like this is about me, even if it's not John would probably be more just like a pop anthem invasive. This one's for me Grayton, we're going Jason. I think so. So our final matchup as McLean, Jason momoa and guy elgar Burnell. Unbalanced. By our final question, which is not stacked in favor of Jason momoa is who not state and Famer to. I mean, not intentionally favorite Jason about this is not intentional. Okay. The final question who would look better riding a height? Stallion naked on a beach at sunset. I really gets. There's no question. Jason Jason momoa. Hi. Any nineteen journey. We've all been on. Yeah. I do think I've seen a lot. Well, I am curious what what your personal chart? What what when are? You had Ray we should say that Nicole came in with a bracket already printed out already had notes on it. Hear about it. Well, my final because I couldn't figure out which one I wanted. But my final round was MMA her Sheila versus John show. Okay. So I don't know who I would have chosen. They both came pretty far. Yeah. They did. All I have to fill this out. Like, no questions. Just. Yeah. I like my picks and see where I write land of because we tweeted this out earlier and people were filling it out. I feel like Jason momoa was a pretty popular. Well, yeah, I get a couple of threats that if he didn't win maybe angry was not this was not influenced by that independent organization. Our methods are pure so Jason will be mailing you your prize in about eight to ten business weeks. And thank you. Everybody for participating. Thank you, Nicole for bringing your thirst expertise. Thank you. This was fun. We'll do it again every year. All right. We're almost there. We're almost at the end of the show, but first our chasers chasers. Or the good stuff that helps on the bad shit. Go down starting with the TV we watch this week berry. What you watch him says, sadly, I've been working a lot which means that I have not been able to prioritize my real job of watching a lot of TV. I know it's disappointing. But I did finish season two abroad church. And I fucking loved it that show is so good. It's so good. Dr it's so dark, but it's also so satisfying in lake and like everything about the storytelling is just incredible. And the the performances are phenomenal. And a man I just the first two seasons are like some of the best seasons. I've ever seen a TV, and I'm not even really a crime person. I don't really like watching crime shows. But this one it's so good. What have you been watching this week on gearing up for queer is? Coming back that up. I'll probably watch that on the airplane and just sob looking forward to that. I haven't watched a lot of new staff this week, though, I committed to a reward of game of thrones actually was going to suggest that we do that. We'll we're in LA. Well, because I also was going to ask if you this is more just like personal friendship thing. But I was going to ask if you wanted to watch the season with me. Okay. Every Sunday night. Yeah. I think they they just released the like a line trailer and the trailer. But like every episode is like seventy minutes long, and there's like two eighty minute finale is I think this actually is related to my chaser. Jar can can I go for it? What's your taser? Here's the thing. I finished all the game of thrones books. Yeah. Finished I've finished the fifth one last week. And it's a it's a kind of thing where like I I read other things throughout the years. But I like to have one thing that I can always go back to. That I'm just very slowly reading, and it's almost more of a comfort thing. And that's what game of thrones has been for me. So it's taken me years to read all them one because they're insanely long. But also because I've been reading a lot of other things during that time, but I finished the fifth one. And I was so sad. I was like shit. I don't but I'm so excited for the new season to come out. But now, I just started. I was like I need another insanely long series. That's like fantasy or SCI fi or something like that. That can be my comfort thing. So just started dune. Anyway, those are my chasers. But I'm so excited for game of thrones. Yeah. Yeah. What's your chaser? This week. It's been a weird week because I was in Michigan. And now I'm back, and I don't know I got drunk yesterday. And I'm starting chasers getting drunk. No, I feel like I don't mean. Tell ya curium. I'm sorry. No. I do feel like I'm starting to notice way more how how much alcohol affects my like mood the next day, which is just a product like half of it is just like, I'm tired and dehydrated and like hungry. So all of those are already like making me feel bad. But I do forget that like alcohol counteracts antidepressants. If you're like, I've said this on the show. You'd think I learned my lesson. But no, no I like going out. It's fun. I do think I should offer a correction is just in case anybody thinks that I don't like going out based on everything I said on last week's episode I do very much enjoy going out. Maybe that should be my chain saying talking myself into figuring out with my chaser is I actually like really enjoy going out and being social I feel like I am an extrovert masquerading as an introvert. We're like, I actually am an extrovert. I don't really like staying in all that match. I like going out. But I I especially over the past few years now that I work for myself. It's very isolating and I'm trying to break out of that shell. So now I cherish the times when I get to go out, and I go hard, apparently my other chaser. I will also add I am a pro daylight savings. I don't know what one is sales. Daylight savings in which one is it. But I like it. Now this lighter longer. Yeah. That is a mood booster. And I support it say, you're chaser is the son. Yeah. Amazing. 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We Used To Dress Like Idiots

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We Used To Dress Like Idiots

"Welcome back to the basement. Yard. I have a guest on today. Show Mrs. Sofia Vergara. That one amount is upset about she's hot. She is a good one weird voice though. I've been watching set. That's not that was a pretty good impression. That wasn't the worst you sound like. Kermit. Kermit Bruguera. That's not a bad combo. She's really hot her husband hotter dude, and he is such a like like massive games like dungeons and dragons at his house does he really do huge Joe Manganiello? Yes. Magazine Yellow. What's his name? Mandela Oh man jello Magellan something along those lines but he discover things he is fucking hot. Yeah and Nerdy? Yeah. Hot NERD. What's what's better we're taking over. I put myself in the same book. To say who you talking I, consider myself. I've been told in particular with like when I get salt and pepper I'll look a lot more like Jomon Jello or Manganiello then I don't. It's no one's ever said that shrieks it's true I confidently believe I've heard it. You've already started this thing in the comments where you have somehow infected people into thinking that you look like Jason Momoa, it bothers me so much. There's first of all not an infection fiction. It is absolutely an incredible coincidence that adjust. So happens that people also believe I look like Jason Momoa I think that you have diseased people. Disease. Them. I don't think so and if oh, well, why can't people just say, I, Look Jason Momoa why can't you be happy with that? You don't want to be on a podcast where you're finally not the fucking hottest person in the room. Let me have this. Okay. No because listen because. What? What I know I got. Believe Yeah. Sorry go sex. Santa Claus is you know it's like a little kid in Santa Claus I didn't believe it I. Don't believe it when you find out Santa Claus wasn't real spoiler alert by the way. Oh Shit. Pussy. Fully. Xio. For the kids that are still here and now they're gone okay. Yeah. I. I was. I remember what age? To tell you no, no, no, no no. No you remember when we talked about that one kid, there's always that one kid well, his name star Rose Start with an S. and. Stuff with A. Roth such a little like told me about Pussy and definitely told me Santa Clara listing go ahead of his time. I. Guess Ahead of the time, I didn't believe him though I believe him about the pussy stuff. I trying to say this whatever episode previously spoke about him but he would always this thing in class where he would. Do and always be drinking. Don't he would suck his own spit that's already in his mouth like it was going somewhere. Ball sometimes dribbles out. Yeah. But no, he was he was doing. Okay. Let's strong lips a strong set. Some people don't have strong set of lips and falls out like that. Remember that girl from kindergarten don't say your name I don't remember it though you know it. Oh. Yeah. Do you do a little idiot now I mean we don't say your name can call her a bitch. You can fire out of one hundred to figure it out, but she was Julia woman. If she. Oh, wait. She drooled all over. My was in Yeah Yeah. Yeah I won't call her bitch. Though you didn't Laker I, don't remember not liking her but every little kid is a little league or a little bit. Idiot. A little your mouth. bitchy exactly. Remember hold on now that we're talking about girls from our past. uh-huh going back to pre K. here. Yup. There was a girl in that class right and we think we like in love with her I was in love with two girls isn't that class but one of them I hear? Ya. I was with her idol know if she was in love him every fucking girl was in love with you from pre K. until. A thirty minutes are you done crying? Go ahead? That wasn't the case you dumb idiot bitch. But remember Jackie O I remember Jackie Yeah yes. You might. We might as well have been class with fucking. At the time someone really hot at the time it was bad for Lopez Bingo. Yeah. It was. She was like the. Top he was like the pre. K. Girl all of us wanted. Yeah. So we're say. On a show now but. She was and I remember one time in like third grade. We were at the park. I don't know if you're there actually, but she showed up oh dude. and. I started climbing the swing set yeah because I was. Like you know got a gorilla, you were clouds. Presser, you had a very specific set of skills and you needed to show them off. I could climb climbing a swing set was pretty because it. It was a tall set. It was a tall set and not only that, but I was barefoot because it had better grip it did it did you were you know how? Like people would like I've watched a lot of Tarzan. I. Was GonNa say you know like the monkees climb where they like go like one arm over the other and they're fucking feeder that was you I did that and then you would slide down there was like it was like trump. And there was a middle poll and you would slide down the middle poll and you're. Winded. Was High Yeah Yeah I would do I'm not kidding that's what I did and I remember she showed up to the park and I was like well, I gotta I gotTa start their few girls because we like there are a few girls in our life that have been like we both were like vying for their attention at one point in time you know what? I mean ever climbed for a girl I did a lot of dumb things for girls. Yeah. I I remember the first time I had met a girlfriend that I had in high school. I was walking down the street with her and her cousin and. You know how people like leapfrog the parking meters Oh God. Yes. Did it making over in Fucking Bang? BOHM's use your head on the floor I hit my fucking nuts on the parking meter went straight to the ground and I got up like. Part of the part of. Played it off. Did you say anything oh? Yeah. What you say She because you. Know She. She immediately made fun of me. Yeah. It worked. Did it. Worked for a bit. It worked for a stretch. Yeah. That was like I. Remember that was one of the first girls that like 'cause I I always wanted to be different because I was always goofy. Yeah. You know what I mean I was always goofy by the way. So rollerblades might thing said for Christmas. So I was for me and then on Christmas Day said. From Mrs Claus. That's how I found out. Santa was an idiot non-real but. Just fucking tight end because it would have been like sneeze stuck in my fucking head okay okay. rollerblades is the reason. Yeah. Those idiots. Never. Learned how to rollerblade as you know. seem frankie almost die rollerblade almost. What were they saying? Something about jumping over parking meter. Oh that was the first girl that you told me like, yeah just be yourself and I said that, yes wow. You set me up with this girl at the time Oh. Okay. I, thought. I thought it was a different high school know what other high school well like. where she went to high. School. Thinking of the other you I know you're talking talking about it was the first time before that I tried I say be yourself dude because you were a fucking icon? That's That's why and what a Dr Phil You were at the time and I remember before that I was Mr Fucking. Cool. You know what I mean I tried at least I was wearing three size three excel shirks yeah. Three matching fitted. And these of lot of jerseys. Yeah. I'LL LIKE ORANGE SNEAKERS GAB my ice creams. Yeah. You had ice cream. Yeah. I wore that with my. Brown's Gioja Vicious Jersey Holy Shit had a browse Joe's vicious Jersey Oh. Yeah. I hope she kept it. It is. Yeah but. You told I was like, yeah. What do I do if she's what if she's not into me and you're like dude, just be yourself and I remember it. Snowed it snowed when we hung out with them for the first time and. This second she met up with US I ran full speed into a mountain snow and through it. And I was like he wants to be myself and that's what it was was that yourself I don't know I'll go with a million. I'M GONNA go with nope because that sounds like some Keith would do kid I keep an eye were to to. pod You guys were performers. You know remember when keeps slid on top the same day he slid on top of a car and it was like a sheet of ice and him and the sheet of ice went down at the same time. Yeah Yeah Dude one time with Katie and we were hanging out with all our friends but it was time to go home. So it was just me and him and we're standing on a corner and it was snowing and there was like is on the ground and we didn't know if we were standing on Black Ice Oh. So we're standing on it and then this was around the time that Keith was doing his whole Bush died. Just jump jumping bushes and it was the funniest thing to us ever it but like and it wasn't like a small Mike. Book. A dangerous good die getting Pale to this kid was throwing his body until like ten foot high like shrubbery. With mauve houses and with no regard for his own health at all I need come out scratches bleeding everytime and we'd be dying laughing because it was good. Yeah. So we're standing on the corner and we're standing on black ice unknowingly and then. Keith decides he's going to jump in a Bush, right? and. He just looks at me Dude I remember this clear as day it was one of the funniest things saying he looks at me and he goes You're making this up. Turbo. Time. Look at me and goes. Turbo time and goes to take a step black ice slips face on the. Down, just immediately. Just hits the floor I had to be dragged home. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life Dude Keith was an icon as well. Absolute. ICON. That's what we're recognizing anyone in your bloodline was an iconic. And he would just. Say That and I could see him just like. He was. First Time Dude. He was so serious about it being turbo time and what made it even funnier is Keith really looked like Harry. Potter back in the day. Yeah. So just imagine Daniel Radcliffe just standing next to you and just looking at you in the is going. Turbo time. Yeah and also full disclosure I believed him do. You believe. I generally was like it is time for turbo. In Turbo time with him but it lasted literally point three seconds not even a full second and it was the opposite of term turmoil time lay down bedtime. sleepytime. Man That's fucking user. But yeah, you told me told me to be myself and. It worked. Hindsight didn't work right? You know it was all about the does it work? I mean where I am now absolutely. Absolutely. I. Don't know if song and dance sage advice that you provided me at the age of fourteen sage advice sage isn't it sound advice? It's also sage advice I've never heard to isn't sage like something you burn when you're trying to get rid of bed spirit could be, but it's also just like sage advice. Like. It's like old wise advice I. Don't know if I believe anything anymore after the whole fiber converse. Let's not do this. I also incorrectly said something that someone pointed out in the comments that I definitely didn't read what? where I said causation doesn't mean correlation. It's the other way around correlation does not mean causation and that's true scientific part. It's part of Social Sciences Joey that you know you didn't you take one class at Yale from fourteen years ago. Dude what I heard I. I found out. You were doing it on twitter I was like. I had to stop what I was doing. I was like Whoa Fuck. Ecology good for you though continuing education never stops hey man would you learn? Stuff? Yeah. Did you learn about like the like stages of? Psycho, sexual. Development. No, really I mean it was a one on one. I don't think we're going to psycho-sexual. Yeah I think you get into that? Yeah. Like where it's like think I think it's like Freud. Freud him. He said that like at one point, all humans go through like a fuck, their mom or dad that's well I. Mean that's the oedipus complex and the electric complex. Edible is boys, WANNA fuck shit out of their mom right I mean you could you didn't have to do that. You didn't have to go like heavy should add. Well, it's just wanted to have some relate girls want to. Bring. Their Dad's yeah. Okay. Yeah. You know a lot of people don't really hold Freud in high regard in. A racist to what he I think they all were I think they had to be in order to be like I feel like everyone from back in the day like had a really good thing that they contribute to society. Yeah. Also like had sex with an animal. Yep. Yeah. Had something. Yeah. I mean that makes sense. I think you needed to distance yourself from the status quo back then yeah. Speaking of psycho sexual whatever I talk to you about what's going on with you because before what a what a fucking transition what's going on with main because before? Right were sitting in my living room and we're. Kind of discussing. The show and like game plan sort of like a game plan a loose game plan of like you know, where's the show going to go or like you know whatever just planning for the future and then like I was looking down my phone Doing something, and then you know whatever then look up and I'm talking to Frankie and I hear like. and. I'm like what the fuck is that? So it scares me because it sounds like someone literally rate here made a grunting noise. So I let turn. This and behind me is just like. Like. A TV console with. Whatever like books and the cable box on the TV TV's black and I'm like what the fuck is that. So I turned back around Frankie and he says looking at me and I hear. And I go. What the fuck is going? Aw. So now I think there's like. Ghost. WHO'S MOANING? Myrtle was behind you might be fucking behind me and then I ended up finding out that Frankie had put on a Asmar video was yes of a man moaning type male moaning into youtube and you'll find it. It's got to be one or two, and it's a dark screen. So I literally thought the TV was off but I was hearing a guy just going. He got into it too. Yeah. Eventually, we were trying to turn it off and frankly didn't know how and we just kept hearing all. So I wanted to talk to you about like, why do you know that this I mean sometimes just to make people smile you just type in the dumbest Shit that you can find what are you doing you re around and? Every now and then accidentally type in male moaning the Youtube and there's a lot of Asmar on their actually accidentally do that because I'm interested in how you accidentally do. So listen to me if you WANNA make anyone laugh just hyphen mail like a well placed. Spontaneous. Mon Hard to beat. It's fucking hysterical. Okay and this is not the first time I've played male moaning make people laugh all the time I actually remember the first time ever the first time. We were in Vegas what a good one and me and our other friend flew in late we got there like two days after you guys and we showed up to their door and I'm knocking on the door no one's answering. But then all the sudden I start hearing this blaring. and. I'm like what the fuck is going on. And opened the door and Frankie's blasting. Male moaning tell me time are there to friends or past tell me a time that you heard male moaning and not left. Male mornings. Nice. Not Nice. You know what it is. Yeah. My last apartment sound traveled through that thing. Like a Japanese TRAE. Yeah. They go fast. They bury their dreams. That's why they call them train bang ca sound doesn't go that quick and so okay. Anyway. So I used to hear people below me was an AIRBNB. So it'd be people coming in and out oh. Yeah. I remember honestly mostly mostly Asian. We One hundred percent right and they. Axe to do they. Dude does walls were fucking basically paper I it was. It was basically in on it and we would be like watching fucking wwe and we'll just be like, oh Jesus. Like people just moaning as loud as they could. But. Senior. Why My tongue was the one that made the noise. Waco Yeah. They were going to town on each other big time fuckers in that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and I don't know why. But it was mostly Asian. People who would rent the apartment. Yeah. Boy Do they get down? Yeah. They were like, Jack Rabbits down there. Let me tell you boy it was it was Friday night every single day that they were there. And it was like it was like an anniversary to they were just literally just destroy each other. I got scared I. Honestly the first time it scared me because I was like is there someone being murdered and there was but in a good way? Oh, they want their vaginas Reagan. Early or but holes you never know ball butthole will make you scream bloody murder. Yeah. You never know apparently the middle g spots in the butthole not apparently I think scientifically it's in there. Is it all right I didn't know that I don't either I I have no desire to figure it out I'm cool. Was the Orgasms I got I think they're cool dude higher dope my I'm telling you. I'm good with the gaseous I got anything after that email. or He's okay. Like I wouldn't put anyone through the heart of going anywhere near my asshole but I do. I heard you probably have a nice asshole. Can I see it? You don't WanNa see. I'm telling you. It's not that Nice Dude. Do you remember when I looked at mine? I was horrified I couldn't believe that that. My body allows a place like that to exists. You still have an address that I feel like we should should start therapy because I I don't want it to bottle up I need to start therapy because I don't want to mess with you that you've senior asshole and like, oh, it's already like I'm in person because that's why I feel like you should talk to someone about I kid you not like you never think that a part of you could be so fucking gross. And I had a day that day and I was like I have to live with the fact that my body like there's a part of me that I would never let my worst enemy see in my budget's looks like an old worm dude. SARLAK PIT my asshole. frigging Luke. skywalker almost got thrown into that bad. The thing with teeth. Measure your but had teeth that'd be honestly make life a lot easier. Don't Vaginas have teeth now I mean. There was that movie teeth Vagina dente is that real? I don't know I would now I don't know maybe if you were born in trim noble around Oh what is that? If you were born in your. Boating Oval born there they still have some radiation stuff. Yeah. No I I mean I I know that there have been cases of like we're deformed around Chernobyl. Yeah. But I like there's gotta be pussy teeth out there like there to be one, there's got to be at least life's everything remember the video, the famous video, the guy with those big fat nuts that he could like sit on a beanbag chair and what what do dude you've never seen the fattest balls honor note that would be awful yet, and he has to carry them around and people that are helpful to help your friend Carey. That's the worst it's just skin bowls are just skin sitting on balls. Dude what. Do. You remember when it was like a joke I I'm glad we've progressed to the point in society where it's no longer cool to have a big actually kind of cool to have a small Dick. dammit where the where the fuck is video, it was an old video man it was like a guy. It was like a third world country it looked like and he had these huge balls and people had to help them move him. He would he would just sit on them like a beanbag gone. You know how much that makes me squirm? How does that not just rip the rest of the like from Your Body Wall? I, mean at that point you basically you're basically carrying another person. So that's probably stronger shit you could literally fit to. Ten year olds in this man's ball sack. That's how big not that you listen I. Know There's a lot of sex trafficking going on. I'm saying the size of a ten year old. You could fit in these ball's huge debt is wild. Yeah. That is insane. I would I'm very happy with the balls I got. I would change my asshole though. Okay to. Anything. Just anything what is. I'm take your butthole. You don't know what it is. I listen to me guarantee it's better than mine. Yeah I, don't yeah I mean. You're not gonNA trade. Yeah, it's. It's not pretty. This by the way, also I found this on my phone. I had screen shots back day from these from. All right. Let me back up here I went down a rabbit hole like a year ago. Sorry, that's me. I went down a rabbit hole like a year ago of like these weird porn tiles because I saw one and I was like there has to be more of these you need more is yes but I forgot about them I want to talk about them on a podcast but I just forgot but found the other day was like deleting shift my phone. Okay. The first one. These are all real. Okay. But are they like Harry? Okay. So the not like star whores and now face jam raiders of the Lost Bark. That sounds like a dog and I think it might. I'm confused as to what we're talking about raiders of the Lost Bark Yeah okay. No this one is out of breath pregnant girl humps or pillow. Of course absolutely I feel like out a bread out of breath part really makes it real. You know who's really searching the keywords out of breath and do you know what? I'll tell you? There's gotta be things out there for every person they're really into like exhaustion porn bingo exhausted pregnant women boom. Exhausted pregnant women masturbating do you get the motherload there? Yeah. But I love the the out of breath part the best part of it why also the pregnant porn? Yeah I. Don't know I. Don't know if I've got like me not for me. Yeah. That's. Not For me, it's all right when I get it watch girl banger pillow. Good on you. I don't know I feel like that's too innocent. You know what I mean like if you're gonNA watch some, she's already pregnant like get into it. You know. Wait. Oh. Yeah but I. You sat out of breath. Girl Bang their pillows. A common. Thing to bang. Scoot across the carpet or shit dog with an Hei. Yeah. Dude. You know how easy it must be for a woman to masturbate in public i. knew a woman who used to hamper couch decide the arm of our couch dude absolutely. Yeah. I try and I'm really not like I haven't asked much about women masturbating. But I would assume you know there are some people that do that. There's furniture all the action out there one hundred percent guys just cranking out like the most random shit and then girls are just scooting across. They're fucking living room floor getting off. Yeah. I cloud might kind of looks like Teddy's and then I'm good. Yeah. No I. I hear what you're saying I needed a full couch. Girls. Can Be watching like the weirdest shit they'll be like. The big red dog is on. His fucking make their way across the arm of the chair. I haven't remember I haven't heard that insole long for the big red dog probably got some girls off. Maybe, some boys to. Never. Know you do never know next. Yeah. Invisible ghost. Gang. Dot Dot dot wait. Okay. Yes it's what you think it is. That's the title. Just. In case you didn't think it was exactly what the title was telling you is it is. I have to say the reassurance at the end there really makes you feel better about hammers at home really does really does but invisible goes gang, bang? Yes it is. It is what you think it is this one I watched. Give me the rundown. So it's a girl K.. To get. slammed. By a bunch of ghosts and she's like you know pretending to be banged and also Jerkin, a fake. So by the way to to with masturbation videos. I think we've found where were you like to hang out? Well, no, I don't hang out here. I don't I don't like that. What masturbation? No like Solo Porn Oh you're not. You're not like a solo got. You want to see a team. Team effort I know what you're talking about building chemistry. You WanNa you, WanNa see some rebounds you want to see some. Showers. But like I don't know I just feel like with a solo thing it just feels like it's weird like I don't WanNa Watch. This is what you do when you're by yourself. I. Don't WanNa Peek in you WanNa, Watch someone else fully somebody else at that would be nice would. You know I don't do that. But this woman, she did fake bang a bunch of gross. If I remember correctly though I'm pretty sure there was like a disclaimer of like I made this for a specific guy because sometimes people like pay lesser known porn stars to make videos for them like fans. Kind of, but that's like for an orange, but this is be like if You pay I'll give you five hundred dollars if you make this ghost gang bang video and I'll be like all right cool and I found it and then gave it to you. It was she said something like that whereas like she made it for a guy and she knows that it's like funny So she's she's in on the joke. So she knows it's a bit everyone knows that there's no ghosts gang banging her. Yeah. She knows that, but I feel like see that's confusing. There's some psychics that would probably think otherwise. Yeah, I mean listen apparently Lucy Liu got fucked by a ghost while filming a movie. Did he say that yeah. She in an art like an interview said that she got banged by you gotTa Look Shit Up. I'll look it up Lucy Liu Lucy Liu slammed by Ghost Lucy Liu sex with ghost if you just look it up. She's Show got. Lucy Liu go sex. Hold on there's an article, Yeah Oh they're seven seventy. You've had sex with a ghost or at least cuddled with them Oh you don't look at it. Demi Moore. That's fake Oh. Yeah. That's a movie. This was real. She like full-on said like all right Lucy Liu. Nine hundred, Ninety nine had a sexual encounter with a ghost while she was trying to nap on food time. Some sort of spirit came down from. God. Knows where and made love to me. It, was sheer bliss. It felt I felt everything I climax and then he floated away. It was almost like what I might've what might. What might have happened to marry that's how I felt. So who's married? To the mother of Jesus? Oh. Sorry. Just random Mary I even expected. You know but mother Mary. Ghost ghost gangs are in there now the last. Well, this isn't the lowest. Did she like squirt like fucking like didn't watch that far I just wanted to see like what was going on the play with yourself pretending there was ghost yeah, and there May GEIST Yes. Ghosts guys. Yes. I. Know Whatever it is. This one. By again are all real you can look them up. Big Ass. Latina Now, let's stop that seems like it's common. Don't know at this point if it's her ass or just a giant ass Latina or just a big fucking six foot seven Latina just yeah. Okay. You're right. We're is big ASS. Where we're like, we need to know the. Working there. Spoiler alert. She had a fat but so it's just a big a big ass title. No, no, no. Oh. I've say this is quite the title. I'm off the record now Michael Scott. Favorite. Okay a big big ass big ASS Latina. Let's hear. But BIG ASS Latina teen. Careful chased. By the way wasn't a team not even close. Okay. Big Ass Latina chased by lesbian loving t rex. PAWS. On Hover Board then fucked? This is very specific. Lots of unpack who is this for like a WHO? Like who is this for big ass? Latina. fucking horny ass paleontologist I'll tell you where they lost me, big? Ass. Latina. Right up my alley I mean, that's that's probably quite commonly searched love that teen also probably commonly searched as well chased by lesbian loving and you're going where's this going? Who's like lesbian loving what? Yeah and then you see T. rex and you go. That has to say tracks be thing that I don't know. There's no way that it's a fucking dinosaur. But no XS chaser. Tracks treks was another important. But probably no, it's t-rex that's on a hover board. Okay and then he ends up fucking I need some character development here I need to know is she lesbian is getting chased by the lesbian loving t rex I assume. So why is this t rex only going after lesbians the the thrill of the chase thrill of the hunt? Yeah, I think that's what it is. That's why gay dudes like straight guys. They want to try and convert maybe. Yeah maybe. So so it was the T. Rex, a male or female. T-REX for sure. How to Dick. Also so male T. Rex. Zoom. So boy tracks. Right is just after her yes. Oh God Her by the way. I assume gotTA taster captured her fucker. I. I assumed that that was what happened I mean not many people porter night you're not getting you're not running t rex they're very fast let alone a horny one that's on a hover board no less all things you same bolts not escape in this t rex listen just about thinking about this closure is how much scarier would your active park be if that t rex was at full mass? And on a hover board. It's terrifying terrifying stir because on top of thinking that this thing is going to get you and puts Dick Inter around you. You didn't worry about that the fucking. Loading. And now the last one this is so this is I you said and I quote Joey was telling me he wanted to do this I have one that you will not believe. No you won't it. It's. Like. It's not phrased politically correct. uh-huh. Go ahead what lay it on thick so you're just reading title. This was the one that I saw. I. Was like what is going on and all it is is it said God. I'm GonNa get the ADS ready. But it's Mom Fox, retarded son okay boy. Like an actual thing and now look. That's fucked up, but it's funny. It is funny because I mean obviously fucked up obviously right. But you know I'm scrawling along picture this Joey scrolling wrong trying to find the one. And then you stumble upon it just jumped off the page mom fucks retarded son, what is worse finding it or watching it so I had to watch it. Okay. For Research for research research because at that point I was like well, now I know I'm going to tell me when I found this. So they're going to ask how am I gonNA US yeah I have a responsibility. You have journalistic responsibility to tell them exactly what happened when the MOM got hold of her? Disabled son. Yes. and. There was no. And this is the only reason why I'm bringing it up is that there was no indication. That there was any. Mental. Disabilities on. So what that means is someone just filmed a regular porno. Like A, it was like an amateur thing and then decided that to get more views. You make that the title which means someone Scotties owners looking for this shit someone's look and those are the real villains in this whole story. That's what I want I. Just wanted to know that someone's out there you know once. You know who? The fuck what were the what was the viewership on this video? I wish I remembered. You look it up I'm sure it's still there I don't WanNa. Go back. I don't blame you. Yeah. Because then fuck up my search. That's a lie that's a minefield open the door instagram recommending weird shit I don't want to. Yeah. Yeah. Listen you're out there and you know exactly who you are cutting out, cut it out also, we don't use those words anymore. That's good but it was it caught me it really caught me by surprise. Yeah. I've never seen something like that and all my porn days. Yeah that that is. That's a special place in hell regardless if you're getting people off like, do you think it was made and then someone just said like this kid, let's let's name something stupid and like it was like an insult, they did that in like try to insult the people involved I couldn't even I don't even know where to begin with the hold on one second. How are we not addressing the elephant in the fucking room? The mom it's the mom not even a stepmom like why like forget about the mental disability? It's the mom and her son what fucking planet are you on that? You want to see that. and. Feel like you need to add another element if you if there is a porno of. Getting. fucked by their mom I would apologize to them. I would like do everything I could to help them. Yeah. Listen it was a fucked up title. And sent me down a bad path also led me to big ASS Latina being chased by t-rex. Peas and carrots. Well, I don't know if that's apply what applies to I don't really know it does but wasn't stick. You're getting further from an expression. nope. US naming foods now now. One more. Ebbs and flows. Let's get to these ads. We have advertisements for today. For the show, the first one being honey, which is a free browser extension that scour the Internet for Promo codes and applies the best ones to fit in your cart. So when you're shopping, it automatically finds coupons and things on the Internet to a apply to your card and save money. Okay. It's amazing and it's free sport they support over thirty thousand stores online. 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Draw this from you this time from you but. What I wanted to start doing segment. It might be weekly, it might not be weekly and I just want to know if I have the floor, it's called keeping it frank. Okay it's simple. Keep it frank keep I'm gonNA. Keep your frank with you. All right. So are you okay with me I don't know what it is. That's the point. But what is if I told you I don't know if you would let me do it. But what do I have to do so Welcome back to the first ever episode of keeping it. Frank has an intro. Portion of the show here where we do exactly what we are named to do keep it frank joining me is my first guest ever Joe Santa Gado Jay how you doing I'm doing great. Thanks for having me. Do what I can we can fit in. So Joe part of keeping it frank is we are here to tackle the tough questions. And tough. Things that we've done whether in our life in order to keep it frank. Be Honest. Why did we do it? What happened? What do we feel? What'll happen because of our actions and inactions and on our debut episode? I want to ask you something Joe you. been. Creating content for better ten years now. And there are few things you've done in your life that have been heavily criticized as your fucking hair flip. Now Joe. Keep it frank with me Yep when did you start the hair flip and why the fuck was at four years too late? Four I appreciate you being generous. I think. Yeah. Honestly. So. Everyone was doing the buzz cut back in the day Oh. Yeah. I was buzzing hey, we're buzzing heart I wasn't hard right and at a certain point I was like can't buzz anymore And so I was like I'm just going to grow it out a little bit K. and I was. So you know this but in like fourth fifth grade, I was flipping you're flipping you stopped for awhile I did you did and I do remember specifically one time I flipped and wore a headband oh right and I was wearing a headband in class and the all German teacher that we talked about not too long ago. Absolutely fucking. Torched me do do you remember when kids get yelled at for wearing headbands hats? Yes. I. The, coming stepped on a cast the say what the fuck did. I thought it was like all right back to it. Yeah. I. Don't know what that was. Serious. So the old. SCHNITT. She that's our teacher, the old schnatter, old Schnitt, the SCHNITT. She screamed at me and she in front of everyone she goes for you sweating. And I was like what and she goes are you sweating? And it was more Germans sweating and I was like I was like, no, and she goes the take off your headband and I I was just like, yeah and I took it off and never fucking warhead again. So so you famously stopped you know the days of. Al Omari on and you know other rap groups of the mid two thousand. You took some time off to transition into a buzz cut what made a fucked defoe l. have to do it was the time what made you return back this is some fucking journalism right here don't rain on my parade what made you go back to the hair flip and why is it the most embarrassing hairstyle you've ever had I don't even know if that's true we got a lot more time to you know whatever So like I said, I had the buzz Kuttan but and I, had a flip once before my life and you know it's hard to change from your hair like sometimes sometimes you only have to your whole life. You only have two heads up on one. But you don't have to haircut your whole life. So I had that one and then I changed to a buzz cut. So as I started growing it out I, didn't know what to do with it. So I just went with what I knew K. and it just so happened that it was a fifth graders haircut it was you know it was I have noticed during your time you've never experimented was like a very big triangle it was it. was what was most impressive about it is it wasn't as much a flip as much as it looked like you just went one finger up and it just followed. It was There's something about Mary ges hair. Triangle yeah and I I mean I do have to say I've been quite. As a journalist myself, I've been quite. outspokenly. Critical of your hair styles for sure do you feel this was the most embarrassing hairstyle that you've ever had? And why is it? I'm nervous about you digging into your phone because I feel like my answer is going to be shit on by some some evidence or something just go ahead and answer the question. Do I think it's the worst haircut? I've ever had. Yes. At the end, it will yeah just because like I've probably got away with that for a little bit in the beginning when when you wear for until you're like. Twenty. Five or six or something. It just doesn't. It's not good. Yeah, and then I guess my last question I have before I kind of go through. Did you. Did you feel that with the hair flip at the inappropriate age of twenty three? A personality came through with it. Too I think a personality came with my haircut. Yeah. No. Okay. What the fuck was this. What is this? I mean, and I'll pose this question to our viewers, guys. What was your most embarrassing hairstyle I know in particular I know a white person that had dreads We'd like to hear from you. So this has wait host what about you? You know I think that my hair first of all I appreciate you run out of time here. I think as I have grown and developed into an individual at that point in time that is consistently changing I, remain static and not necessarily haven't said a thing. I have had some varying hairstyles over over the course of a couple of I would say that as well. There was a point in time where I did bleach. Atop of. My hair. And let it was a summer of two thousand three going into two, thousand, four hundred and hang out in the summer because I was away either day camper the Lake House. bike. camp. She Shibli Day Camp Yeah. Now that I'm on a big fucking stage I've said it before but I was Spiderman, okay if that rock climbing wall still up there and they didn't paint the inside. My name is on the fucking inside of it. Okay. But. I appreciate you answering the question guys. I pose the same question what has been your most embarrassing hairstyle that you thought for some fucking region worked and listen I'll do questions all day because I just want to keep it frank. Are You doing I am? Well that that was That like that was good. Yeah, it's done. Listen I'm sorry I'm trying to be unique here. That cry was at a Tier I. You know I started it had a follow through i. often just do things and hope that they land You know most of what I do like. Doesn't stick. But when it does Kinda does he doesn't really hit that hard. I mean since you want to bring up my past. We'll go back during a time. You know you back when you used to wear young g shirts. So don't fuck. I got debt snow. That's no man I got that snowman. He Frankie had a shirt that was glitter. There was glitter on there was it was a black shirt with Grey glitter and it said I got Dat had debt not that debt. I got debt snow man man, and then there was a picture of a snowman. For those who are not familiar. When you got debt snow. That means you got debt to cocaine cocaine and at thirteen and fourteen I did not still don't have a Dako- cane he don't. He didn't have debt did not know have debt but and I also I'm pretty sure that the one responsible for their shirt is your loving mother incredible woman who didn't know that she was buying a cocaine shirt no clue for her son literally no clue. So people thought that he had that listen people thought but he in fact did. Not have that exactly I had not dead. I I had some questionable choices for apparel growing up. Yeah. Absolutely. Used to have the the hoodies that would zipped past. All the way, and then they had they had little windows on the side up sometimes for your is. Sometimes, no windows sometime blind aligned as a baton My mom still makes questionable shirt choices of two years ago for my birthday she she thought she got me a Cap America shirt. It was just a Puerto Rican shirt. It was the Puerto Rican flag and she's like it's captain America I was like mom look at the tag it's just Puerto Rico it like she's belief. It was like it was literally just the Star, the Red Sky Triangle and blue and white stripes, and I'm like this mom Mrs so cute. This Puerto Rico. which I am not Puerto Rican and my mom was like, no, it's not and I showed her that like the tags had like an Puerto Rico Puerto Rico. Yeah and it was like see. How, she had gotten you A. Columbia shirt would have been a little more on point right? You know but I did make questionable apparel choices joey and I stand by all the ones that I made. Hey. Growth. What's important is that we're here now you're now and I don't have debt snow neither of us have debt we never had never had that never had never tried that never never tried any any drug really I've seen debt. Oh, I've seen that recently. Seen data like I think like two years ago we were at a bar on a you were there as well, barn story and then went to the bathroom and there was a guy that took a key out and had it. He was doing debt on Deke he had it. Yeah. Yeah, and he looked. Like offered it all you like no I never touched. Don't need did. But. Yeah I had I. Think it was the only drug related shirt. I had I think I'm going to I. Don't. I don't know the answer to that. I would bet no. No I'm pretty I'm pretty confident that it was. There was some some stuff. There was some stuff that that era of my life has been appropriately nicknames snowman frank. there's. Dach- Frank I will find the picture I. I have it somewhere of you at that. Shirt on and you had a matching hat I. Well, I remember the hat I was wearing in the picture first of all, take it at Romy t night. Is Ing Awesome time used to grind on so much. Thirteen year old frank was crushing. Yeah. fucking. Destroy the temple and hand just drinking cranberry juice. Shirley, temple and hand and just you know the world at my finger did you sleep over sods that nine that night I didn't but I was on the phone with you guys all night. Yeah. That was that was one of the iconic nights are all of our youth. It was amazing. His older brother called me a sperm. Yeah. Poor Saad I mean I'm pretty sure this kid was morally and financially bankrupt because of growing up like we not only would we take every ounce of dignity he had but like Didn't like hustle him out of his playstation. No? No. No. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. No. He used to make bets all the time and he would lose and he would lose. He would make bets and like that's on making the bed. Fair enough. We would also break into his house while break. INS Heavy we. Out on the balcony when he was not home and sneak into his house. Tell Me Yeah Statute of Limitation Pretty sure is gone at this point I. Think we're okay. Yeah, it's over. And he he was a good sport about it. Good Guy. Great Guy I. I will say he repaid that favor years later. Because we he moved away when we were young. Yeah, and then He. Came back and was like visiting just showed up you remember that way. So he got me back because he just showed up. To my house, maybe ten years after I had seen him. And just walked in. And didn't just walked in and luckily I was there because like my mom didn't really know who he was you know because we didn't. Maybe she did. But like it's ten here, she doesn't remember Shit and. I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. What's up and I was like I it's nice to see you but also. To lock the door, it's quite it was quite common for him to not pick up on social cues. You remember when he hit on my girlfriend who was sitting on my lap. I mean, he shot for it you know shoot your shot for the stars land amongst the clouds where check. The clouds were but he the clouds were my lap apparently yeah This was the same girlfriend that left me because she was in love with you. And hear this again I'm not blaming you. I'm thanking you in hindsight. Let's be honest. Well, I thought I dodged bullets bill on that one. We're not going to get into that. What you don't want to tell people how you know I don't want me what did I didn't do anything. We can argue no I didn't do anything. I don't want you to talk your way into. Talking about someone else Oh Gotcha. We're GONNA, move forward. Yeah. This is going. So I had a question for you. I don't know if you've seen recently. But these people are like calling people out like on their weddings. You see this shit. Calling people out on there is a video of this guy. Yeah mayor who marrying wife. And yet. It was in the process first of all I think I think you sent me this video a couple of weeks ago. But like the woven like the wife is like giving or the soon to be wife is giving a fucking speech and she's like, I love you for everything for your is your lowe's your. Your flaws and his mom is in the background like squaring up like. fucking flaws I did see there so that it was like a redneck wedding was it seemed very trailer. It seems like Gypsies it wow really going Gypsy on that one I don't even know the magnitude of that word I. Don't know what it is. I don't know what a Gypsy is I've seen a show and I, assumed Gypsies. Nano, there's like my gypsy wedding. There's like a show but I like they're very crazy people like orange dresses they're they're nuts. They have just nuts orange and weird colors literally like where picture bride wearing an orange dress you like what kind of person do this gypsy I guess it's a religious thing. I don't know what it is but I know that the show doesn't do a good job I know what you're saying it looked like they were. In the basement of senior center getting married, it looked like a like a place where you move the tables out of the way and then ten year olds play basketball exact like a like a travel league. I'm pretty sure. They were all sitting at those lunch tables that had the benches that folded up. Yeah. It looks like a church basement. It does just go upstairs and have the wedding like a normal person. Yeah we don't have to be. Down there just like off fluorescent lights also wasn't a lot of people there. Well I, think that's a I mean maybe it's from recently Cantu a lot with current. That's true. That's true. Also, let's just get into it. What a fucking psycho that. Dude my son doesn't have flaws. Well, he does number one his mom. Making Lady Bingo Bango Bongo Bingo. Bango do she got up and was like squaring up like just like ready to fight the bride and I remember they they were both like you can get out well, then you can get out. Dude do you know how if like listen? I'm pretty sure any person I've dated. I don't think their parents could even like I would destroy their parents if I got into a fistfight with them. I mean Bekker's data here's pretty scrappy but like any of my exes their dad fucking wash now he's just save that right there like that. Apparently is beat the Shit. But? If I was at a wedding and. My significant other's parents stood up. You're inviting to get the shit kicked out. This is violence. You know what I mean by that point like just get ready for it. I don't know how how can. My, my son doesn't have flaws. That's insane dude. I hit that lady is. Probably had a bunch of debt. Oh. Role. Ended, series. I. To be honest though like good on her, you know what I mean like good for her. Like. Do you know the balls you need to have to stand up at a wedding to like just like full-on just call it out you know or how little self awareness you have to have yeah. That's a good one to like. How did they? How did she let it get to this point? You know what? I mean I don't know she clearly did not like the bride. Dude I and there was another one where like these people are getting married and this woman storms in and she's like. Don't don't for a second. She used the hands. I think don't for a second thing that I forgot that you fucked me and gave me a kid. Dude get. Because it sounds like we had sex and then you just gave me doing. Adopted it gave me. Dude cited over good fucking good for them like you know how fucking crazy you need to be doing that. Shit. Like scary what would you do like I? Would I would like pay someone to do something like that just so I can beat the shit out of them. What like shop here, wedding and just scream. Excuse me. So I saw something that I was trying to plan for my wedding the first one when it got cancelled. Okay. What try are we on now? Three. Nice. Yeah Corona is because it right right right. Right away so I was GONNA have one of our friends tried to interrupt. The first dance. And then I was gonNA slam him through a table. On if you would have done that. Know how great to talk to I didn't talk to anyone we're GonNa Talk I was GonNa talk to Dylan. He. Wouldn't have done that a thousand percent he well you. Know it. You not he wouldn't of do you. Have easily turned down. Because there's no way I'm going to be that Guy Dude. Absolutely like just like pretend he's drunk and like. Yeah just be like, wait a minute. Wait a minute just caught a sick he'll promo. Interrupt. I and we would both be like. First of all I if I you would have had to I would have had to tell a couple of power to fucking kill I. Know I know I would've just kill what how great would it have been if they interrupted because remember you have to tell your dad. Dad He would have been fine visited. Closer. Was that I thought. I would have told like people that I thought would have rushed. You Danny. Both Danny's I guess, right? Yeah. My maybe my brothers. Just just. So they know back there's violence because you know how fucking fun do you remember years ago me and Dylan had like an ongoing beef. where it was like we would like I would go I would call Bryant when he was still in Bryant high school I would call Bryant pretending to be his dad to try to get him on the phone just to be like I'm your Daddy. Bitch. But it would never work I would call his cell from private numbers I'd call from work numbers kidding. I would try so bad. I remember there was one. There was one where I got him on the phone. And I was like. Johnson a prank call. Yeah. It was I tried doing something along that line that I was like, yeah. You know you're so and so is like trying to reach you know like who know like one, two three and I was like one, two three and he's like one, two, three two and I was like that's where you're going to hear this Sunday brother, slam you. Just to try to fuck with in but. Hungrier Daddy. Bid. He would of lost his mind I know it would have been great. I would have asked him to do it but I. Would have had a bad time dude. Oh, man she would have because I think she said to me like I said like I wanted to do. Someone or something and like the stone called Beer Bash. But she said like babe come on, you'd be covered in beer your wedding I mean it was going to happen. Be. What I was definitely. The Greatest Party that never was Rebecca air on. Yeah. But we'll do something one day one day. If you don't do it, I'm going to organize a fake wedding. I'm going to be one hundred people were trying. She's no one is allowing us to do anything not yet but even if it's three years down the line Set something up. Yeah Yeah Yeah? Yeah. It's You're okay. What happened they house stretching that was a stretch while I was just going like this and I was also looking at the how we doing on time we're at an hour and four minutes. Okay. Where do you want to get to? I don't know by do want to mention that because you brought a Bryant when Frankie. This is Vince favorite story. Been Oh you're. brother-in-law. Who the fuck is Vin. When Frankie was in high school he was Very active in like he was in the school playing the main character, right? You know he would read announcement am I don Quixote. Don Don Quixote and the fiddler I was not the fiddler I played. The bookkeeper. Remember purchased who started. Do. This. So. Anyway. High School Frankie was involved in all this shit right? And He would. He would read the announcements. He was friends with all the teachers and everything. So there was this one day that. Our other friends who were a year younger than us are also in the school and like there used to frankie reading the announcements or whatever, and on this particular day my friend don't tell us the story and he's like I'm in class and I'm just like have my head down on my desk and I hear Frankie over the PA system like reading the announcements that go get your money in for the Prom Lola and then at the end of the announcements. So before before you get into this. So it was a thing that like in New York City public schools, the announcements came on it was like Roy to royal. Blitzer. nope. Your no few. No. But if you go to get your dues and and like fucking here thing right and it was just boring and like monotone. So of course when they asked me to do I only did it like four or five times when they asked me to do it I was like all right I'm GonNa make people listen and they were like how you GonNa do that I was like I'm going to make a joke or something and the like. All right. Take it easy. Don't say anything ridiculous. So I was like. All right. I was respectful my mom worked at my school. So I didn't want to get either of us in trouble. So I was also to your class fuck you up. My mom would have roundhouse me in the middle of fucking film. Class. and. I'm like, don't worry I promise I won't say anything inappropriate I won't say anything bad and they're like okay. So, the first time I did. I was so nervous I sprinted downstairs because it was like Oh shit I gotta go do I spent downstairs and I was like. I pledge allegiance. And it was fucking nervous and at the end I was like you stay classy Bryant I'm Ron Burgundy. And like just a little thing like that and people laugh I heard like I was walking back to class and the people. That was that was so stupid but funny thank you and then through time I was like trying to figure I did the Burgundy one again and then I was like you're what? What did I say? It's going to get people to laugh. So go ahead, tell the story from village perspective. In class. And he's like he's like have frank's doing announcements or whatever, and then it's time he's like wrapping it up when usually he would say you stay classy Bryant I'm Ron Burgundy. Put instead he says. And that's no bomb. Stone Cold said so. Fuck it, cut it off. Did you say, oh We're. Regarding. And then. And then didn't they run into the room let your fucking toad so it was so the way. This giant ASS fucking machine at the back of the main office. In in the main office at the time was the system principles like the Science Department? And he was like a very old school very cool like we were super cool like I had a class with him. Awesome. Really Nice Guy. But he's definitely one of those people like like the teachers run the school not students like the teachers like. I'll take four weeks off if I want to know what I mean and I did that and probably rightfully. So I soon as I shut it off, I was with a girl I. Think it was with a classmate of mine and she looked at me like. That and he stopped me he's like, what are you doing? He's like, do you think you run this school or something and I'm just like I have a smile on my face and he's just started barking at me and the principal's office was right next door. So the principal comes in and he's like Frankie to my office. I was very cool at the principal fucking like this. And goes do. What did you say I told him I said he goes. Did you say anything like irresponsible or disrespectful or homophobic or vulgar? was like, no. Also. I mean he just he went through the laundry list things I could've said. Stay classy Bryant. That's. Game. Like. The PUCK AP was reacting like I went. All right. Bryan have a good day. Suck my thoughts. And I was like no man I didn't say he goes. All right listen like you're done. You can't do this anymore I was like okay and I I walked out of that added the office. Like I felt like I was fucking breath this club walking out onto the field I heard the laughter from the room. And I got upstairs like a fucking round of applause. I'm people were like, yeah you're crazy I remember when Dylan told that story it was unreal. Lane told me that I was fucking dying. It was it was so great. But Hindsight should have been suspended. Maybe I mean worth it, I could have said so much worse. You know what I mean yeah. Yeah. At the time I could just Have, a great day. Bryant make sure you spit in my mouth you little piece of Shit. You know what I mean like I would that be. With it I don't know you're you're a little troublemaker. You don't tell as many stories as me. That's why people think I was like fucking baby Hitler I wasn't in high school I was a very good boy. Middle School you were a little spot up I was a little Douche bag but I got into some bouts with a Chinese Spanish teacher and I remember that. Yeah she. Name that was her name a and then in high school and high school you weren't I feel like you couldn't be bad in high school because you were like they'd kill. You was Catholic school. They would put a bullet in your eyes or they you know. They do some stuff which they did do not want to me they like there was like. Holy Shit was an investigation open really way up like this like within five years there was like an initiative God damn. Any teachers that you had or? No? No no no. No. No I don't think so but like the principles and hot water and really there was so many like I. Don't know if there were ever investigation I know one teacher was fired for fucking a student. and. There were so many other stories or rumors that basically have students like, do you know how fucking like you know how wild that is like being a high school teacher and fucking a sixteen year old student Good God Who Was it? There was some comedian who is like this happened the student died because of excessive high fiving. The the southbound observers like was she hot and he's like, yeah, he goes. Nice. But like. I didn't. Yeah. Do their oral sex evolved yeah. Nice You that's the that's the trick you're rewriting the story here because rewrite anything you rewrite the story you win I growing up where one a one B nets. True. We did pretty much the exact same shit it's just I talk about it and you don't. Your stories are just funnier than mine. Your stories are funny but. You you just I think I also don't. Talk is a myth. Non and also you're here now. So they're gonNA come out. I'm not looking forward to it. So you guys can look forward to to all the stories. Yeah. A lot of stories we're not holding back here. Yeah I joey already gave me the lowdown and he said you need to not hold back. Yeah and I'M NOT GONNA don't hold it. Yeah. But Yeah I think we could wrap it up for today. Okay you're Tantrum done. No I. Don't want my you know I like this. That's it. You don't do well with sentiment. You're not sentiment I am being a sentimental you're not. You're acting like. Debt. callback comedy boom. That's how you that's. That's that's show Biz Baby. That's why he gets paid two seventy, million dollars a year. Oh, WHOA, I. Seventy million Dude Holy Shit. This stuff I would do for seventy million dollars same do. Everything in the book. Name your brother-in-law our friend Danny. I remember one time I was like, would you? Like suck a Dick for a million dollars and he goes. I. Would. I would suck Dick in the macy's window in times. Square during Christmas time for a million. So far. Not much not my he's married to my sister so I guess you lost. But there's not much that he wouldn't do for money. Then I tell you I saw him the other day driving by. Just. Drove by me and I was like Oh. Hey, and then he just kept driving and I texted him like you came in stop you piece of Shit. He goes if you only knew what was going on the back seat in his fucking kid screaming yeah boy. Oh boy, my nephew's cute. Kit. Did you hear about this sorry. This is what will end on. They came over last weekend the week after the couple of days after my birthday and my sister, you know my sister's like listen like joking around we didn't get you anything for your birthday but DJ, the baby my nephew you guys are calling him Dj Yeah Dana Junior. Kind. Of Hot Hot Name for hot baby. He is a cute. It's cute baby. They go now he yeah he's GonNa. Hit those years. Because all kids do. They were. Miles. Dj. Dj. He got he got something. He wants to give it to you now, and I'm like couldn't like we're all hanging out. We were in the pool you know like having eaten and she's like, no just opening how come he wants to see open it and I was like alright. Alright. Alright. Opening I turn around and it's glass with like decalogue. Pretty. Cool. Pretty cool and it fucking didn't register at first and I look at it and said Godfather. You're the Godfather. Dude. I'm the fucking godfather that's tight. Dude and I was like, did you start talking accent immediately instantly? I saw it and I was like, oh pretty cool because I like the movie The Godfather was like a pretty good. I was like. May Fuck it back up. Again. Cute that's awesome and then I got a custom Baseman Yard Cup. Really. Yeah. It's pretty far gonNA show you my. Brother and His significant other girlfriend I feel like I, just call him sister-in-law's at this point they're not married, but it doesn't matter wherever you nick. Julia made it for me. It's IT'S A it's like a travel cup and has their logo on the backs frank I'm like faulk. Yeah That's cool. You're the Godfather, but I think that makes sense. No one else would be who the fuck would be any of my other brothers dominick. No but you're first in line you're over the best friend like they're also like that's. Going the actual like religious route like because like the godfather is like basically saying like if anything happened to the parents, you take care of the kid I've right and I guess like it's Like. Okay like I'll do it obviously but like. Dude I'm never going to be. I have some Shannon's the most traditional person. And like I think. It's like. Unless they want Thomas. Hershon. Have like four kids because it goes in like a line. Like she's the godmother and it's going to be. Her and it's going to be Thomas for her or it's going to be vince brother I'm at the bottom of the. I would name like random people like the godparents I think Beckon I spoke about like if we were like if and when we have you do godfather stuff are you don't give up like I don't know what I have to do I. Think I just need to be there and just talk funny accent. Oh No, you gotTA. Go to church. You can handle. That's that's right I remember. My thing they were saying they're going to do to baptisms or whatever or something to or something because there's like the or because remember we're baptized Greek Orthodox Double Bath Double Bapley. and. I gotTa do the Godfather stuff fire disease, which is so cool. I was already the coolest uncle. Sorry Nick Sorry Chris. I already was the coolest let's be honest, and then on top of that, now I'm the Godfather I'm the double coolest Dongola Il. We're GONNA. End On. that. I do the better Tony Soprano's Yup. But? Yeah. Where can I find you Joanna find me I'll be outshining she'll go with. For Fair, Tony, a showpiece shell. Flu I'm sorry about that. F Alvarez Jerry Five on twitter and on twitter. If you want to come hang out with me play video games. And sometimes get drunk together. The frank hours on instagram check it out. You can find me at Joe Santa got on all platforms also follow the show at the basement yard on instagram and our Patriot patron dot com slash the Baseman yard where you will get an extra episode of us every single week. Okay. So check that out. Next time.

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Howling About 8.2.5 PTR

The Frazley Report - Your Weekly World of Warcraft News

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Howling About 8.2.5 PTR

"Welcome to the fraz report a short broadcast by me. The also know about the world of warcraft but there's a lot to be howling about right now because eight point two point five is now available on the p._t. Are now. It's not available to play it because the rooms are off line but there's a lot of stuff that they've been able to data. Mine and blizzard has some development notes about some of the big features that they're adding like. They're adding fire-lanes tie walking. They're bringing back recruit a friend and they are also doing it changed to grouping where you will now do party sink rica replay contents here theory bar at and now when you're playing instance confident they're gonna relax the level restrictions so you're gonna be able to run levels with your friends now. When you are down leveled the billions that you gain their on will not be able but this means finally norma gone we can go and do number gone and and get some rewards and stuff like that. Will you please go to number with me for you. Please please please please please please please please please please okay. You won't go to number gone then maybe at least have buzzed with excitement about the fact that we are finally going to be able to get the beam out and also we found out that with the fifteenth year anniversary they're going to bring back all trolley and nobody has chievements and mounts available with us so it's going to be a very exciting time now now. Now i know someone out there saying hey but the one thing i'm excited about the mobile twenty five is the war galler engulf models and those are in it as well as the heritage armor and pete was telling me that the war inherited armor has top hats. This is gonna be so exciting. Okay so yeah okay. We're we're gonna stop here appr. We're not gonna go into factor that jason momoa is now in. Oh wait nope not familiar. That's raytheon. We're not gonna go into that. We're going to go into all the different models and it say it went to five is looking hariri very cool now. A little bit of news came out also so that blizzard is no longer going to be manufacturing the physical authentic caters sounds like the ones you have will still work but now they're moving people's ah phone and kind of interesting moving people's the phone because why has found out that there is a string on the log in screen for wow that says e mail or phone so yeah. There's a lot of things in the build and i and we're not going to stop the possible camel. The war fronts desert places. No no no not desert places. I don't get to either everything that's what the frazee news hours for though we come in later today but blizzard has announced that the final stress test for wild classic is he's gonna be on august eighth at eleven a._m. Pacific and they also revealed the minimum specs so they're saying that they want to have the content working on things that was released between between the children seven to two thousand nine timeframe and they also have found improvements that the space required for the game is actually smaller than they were in version one point one two original wow so the middlesex are on their website and it's looking like it's gonna be an awesome time so i'm excited for classic. I'm already decided. I'm going to have a no made. I'm just going to have a lot of fun probably going to die a lot. 'cause i like modern while i'm excited that classic here but now our time has come. It's time for me interest report so until next time be awesome wow i didn't even have thought about the new musical out about the tribe of wargin <hes> well. No one's gonna care about that. Come on mashing. A musical about cats or dogs never never happened in probably probably never even make a movie about the fragile report is a fan podcast that covers blizzard games. We are not affiliated with blizzard entertainment inc. Views just expressed by the hosts and guests are their own with the art music and sound effects come from her games and are owned by blizzard entertainment inc. No copyright infringement is intended. This show is brought to you by. I couldn't find go jogging powered studio dot com <music>.

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What You Need to Know If You Are Casually Dating

The Date Podcast

44:18 min | 1 year ago

What You Need to Know If You Are Casually Dating

"We know you love us. But the information on our podcast is provided for educational and entertainment purposes, only it is not intended as a substitute for professional advice of any kind. If you or anyone, you know needs professional help, please seek mental health services. Welcome to the day podcast the show for anyone navigating the dating and relationship world, we interview celebrities talk news disgust eating do's and don'ts and debate relationship, topics. We are available on I tunes the play Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Please subscribe subscribing review. If you like what you hear check out our website date, podcast dot com. For more information, follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Now, let's get on with the show. Holly. And I stayed up texting until two in the morning, and we spent the whole next day texting. Each other too. She seemed perfect. Oh, wow. Holly just told me what she's wearing right now. It is pretty hot. Now. Whatever it is. I guarantee you she's not wearing it. She's lying to you to make you like that. Because no woman in the history of the world is ever just sitting around reading architecture magazines in my old cheerleader uniform. Okay. Maybe she's lying about architecture magazine. Oh, no. This is bad. She just sent me a text that was clearly meant for someone else. Hey, baby. I picked up some takeout from Generose be home soon. Okay. Yes. This sounds bad. But let's think about this. Okay. It could be for a brother war, maybe her sick debt. And then I want you to do me on the couch. Okay. Maybe not as thick dad. Or a very sick dad and the right? Sorry. Emma. Oh my gosh. I like so out of my coverage out right now. It's weird. Right. It's different. Did you like that clip? Yes. Well, I mean, I'm like how about your mother? But hey, welcome to the podcast. Yep. You'll be her again and fulling Zayed's mode for MS. We're changing changing it up a little bit. But there's a reason why we played that Assode of power. Limit your mother. Yes today. We're gonna talk about dating in two thousand nineteen or the lack thereof and how I met your mother is great because it has a lot of great scenarios that we all go through. And one thing that I'll just quickly share as you know, there's a lot of things need to know about dating in two thousand nineteen and one thing is thousand nine hundred one more time nineteen okay? And one thing is texting is it. Yeah. It's it's a huge part pain. And it's it's a way to like communicate quickly. But as you saw on the clip like you can say something, and it can get misconstrued or the tone is not communicated your like reading at a certain way. Yeah. Yeah. Or you text the wrong person, which I've done before. And like you're like oh shit. And she said, oh, you're texting the wrong person. And I don't think we should date anymore. Yeah. So it has bit me in the the butt hole. Good gross. Yeah. Really grills. All right, Emma. Yes. What's going on today? Things. Things are happening. What is going on today? Have a few things to talk about let me turn up with the fact that my birthday is coming up, and like two months already like pumped up for it already know what I'm gonna do for my birthday. I've started planning so fun titties for my birthday month. It's gonna be great. Fun fun titties plan activity. Why does your birthday have to be about you? Why can't it be about the people that are doing the celebrating with? Because I know Emma, it's like a birthday year for her. Like her. It's all about you know, it is. No it is. Okay. Be selfless. So what are we gonna have fun? Yes. Especially you. Now, I'm gonna force you to have fun. I'm gonna wind board you better. What playing the way? Seriously wine board at somebody on the you know, gave with would love it. Tell me tell tell the audience why we're all gonna love it. So you guys mud. Donna is coming out with an album, and it drops on my birthday. Lee shit. That is big news, everyone big news. It was really great. Because like the World Cup Turner on my birthday queer eye came out on my birthday. I was in Florida where my birthday and this year Madonna is going to drop an album on my birthday. Did she do it for me? I don't know. I'm gonna pretend like she. Did she probably did how about you? Listen to this show her an Oprah like they drink wine and listen to show at the same thing. They knew they looked you up. When I am db. Are you? I am. I am your okay, dad, you anyways. So Madonna is coming out with the album, and she also debuted at her first song this past week has Maluwa in it. And I love me Ma Luma. Yes, he is a Colombian singer. And so, of course, as long as called medigene, and I follow me on Instagram too. And it was like, so he posted this cute little video. He likes so emotional like listening to the song for the first time. Like, he was in tears, and I was like same bro saved because Madonna's dropping this album when my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. I'm super. Oh, it's called Medellin is it. Yeah. How do you spell that? Oh here. It is. Play like, Vince. Oh, no. It's your failing heart or here on social security like announced. Oh, yeah. Is it a long in Trump? Yeah. Planner you what are you doing? I think you're failing at this so expelling at the soundboard. It's a long frigate intro is this a movie. Okay. Took talk about it. So talk about it. It has me on it. And so it's really cool because they both like in the picking turn singing Spanish, I just love the song. Like, it was on repeat. Like, I realized when it came out 'cause I was like, oh my gosh. I need this on for the rest of my life. So her album is going to have to have seen songs. She has another time with malu-malu. She has a song with quavo. Strong winds. Here. Yeah. She also, which is really exciting. So I'm just like it's just it's like a like, I'm on a loss of words, because it's like the Spanish influence is going to be so great, and I'm just so excited because it's frigging Madonna like it's Madonna like mica virgin a like right now in my little league dry. Patch is my theme song again. Oh. Virgin now. Feeling version is it like the Sahara desert. Why do you have to take it that far? Or is it is it anyway, speaking. No, okay. Speaking of thinking of not dating Wendy Williams has filed for divorce Brown. Is this new? No, it's not like it's official like it's officially like. She's filing for divorce from Kevin hunter after twenty one years of marriage. So remember like I like we spoke about how he had gotten some other girl pregnant and they were separated, but we weren't sure what was going to happen. She has officially filed for divorce, and it got to the point where she like doesn't have as an executive producer of the Wendy Williams show. Yeah. So she has seen it work romance. Right. Because she's he's a producer of the show. I don't know. I don't spoke to me like she made him be a producer to like. Balance the relationship. That's how it felt to me. I could imagine, you know, at work in the end cut. And then she's like, hey, baby. Do you wanna have a little action in the in the in the back green room and she say in? He's like, yeah. As do it. And then she's like take clothes baby. And that's how started it sounds like everybody on this set did not like him because it sounds like everyone's relieved that it's no longer a stressful or tense working in buyer men. Yeah, he had sex or kissed somebody at work before. No, no. Onto with women at a nunnery or something. Yes, I was a nun. And then I decided to no long, you broke your celibacy dead. You sell MAG. Like a virgin came on in lost every discuss so hot. Yeah. Okay. And you took a an elephant and you wrote off into the sunset. All right. See lancaster? Okay. So he so they broke up. Yeah. Divorce? I wonder who has the money who has the money. Do you think they have a pre-nup? I don't because I feel I feel she's loaded. I do I do to what on this didn't say anything echo. What's Wendy Williams net worth? Wendy Williams is worth an estimated forty million US dollars. She makes her own ten million US dollars per year. That's a lot of dough. It sh- right there. So hopefully, she had a pre-nup for her sake. Hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully, they don't have one dog. So they'll they, you know, eighteen oh, but mercy has a son that. But yeah. So he's, you know, he's a grown ass, man. Well, that's good. We don't like to hear about divorces. But now, but one percent of us will get divorced. If it has to happen. I mean, what are you gonna do? Exactly. All right. What else you got? Okay. So. I wasn't sure. So I read this. And I wasn't sure how was going to feel about it. When I saw pictures. Except I was pleasantly surprised and very pleasantly still turned on. Really? Yeah. I was like. Tim still hit it. You and your technique failing FM, please play that Madonna song again, play them donnas. I'm though I could find it can't it was so hard. So jason. Doc, his beer, I heard that. And I was like a little scared because I was like what if the beard is like a hot of his head or his space. Right. Like what if he because I've seen him clean shaven before? But this is when he was younger and like without air, Jason momoa was walking minute who could still hit a headache? Seventy has he's married. So I feel like non dude your rain what's to peel. Of the beard. What it just it just matches look at? But not all guys can do the beer to the right? He is someone that why are playing this music. He is someone that looks both hot with the beard and without a beer, long hair or short hair. So he is just like a hot man like he can probably be balled, and I can probably find him attractive. So his cO the good face. If you have if you're attractive, you can pull off anything is that what you're saying. Is that is that basically it, and I mean, I got to talk about Jason momoa being hot. And you like let me so like, I mean, I think he's a he's I just don't think he's a good actor on say. I mean, he I didn't see and I almost pulled the trigger and spent like the four ninety nine but I didn't. Instead, I watched the flash. Do you watch the flesh now? Oh, okay. What do you make that face? It's a great show. It's like it's a show that you watch. I didn't know that. I'm I'm I'm asking a question. I said, isn't it cancelled question, Mark? I don't believe that. Okay. I don't know either. Okay. Jason. Yeah. Good for you changes. Good changes everything because you can't keep he's known for the beard. Yep. And it shows that he's a dynamic man because off the beard he can pull off maybe the stash he can pull off. Maybe no hair any probably can still hit that. Oh, no. I'm just thinking that you. I mean, obviously, many 'cause he named his title goodbye. Cal drago. And then it's like, and it's also it could by Cal could guys rather. Well, although, okay, I'm just I'm just like stepping over my work done because that is his identity. That's all I know have a four because he wasn't in the show called frontier any has the beard. He's an aquaman has their Cal Drago has a beard. Do you think he'll ever get acting work again? Yes, or no. Yes. Do you think he would he wasn't just a pretty face in a beard? No, okay. It's because you like him too much. I know he's like so down to earth to like, he's just like a very just like genuine person. You know, our guests likes Kelly Drago or her last guests, Michelle Sheila, she likes him too. I wonder if she thinks he's still hot I wonder if you think ask her we should pull the everyone should ask her. Okay. We should pull the audience and I'll ask kale to. We'll get a man and a woman and see, hey, do you guys still think keep saying Kelly Drago Jason momoa? Do you think Jason momoa? I can't wait to hear his response to that. You think she's hot or not? We know Emma would say, yes, let's make some bets right here. I think Michelle would say, yes. Okay. I agree with you. But I'll take no I'll bet you dollar a bet you dollar. This is on the air. Kale? What do you think? He's gonna say. I don't know because I think he was going to say, yes. He still weird. No. I'm gonna say financing. He'll say now. Okay. Okay. So we got two dollars on this thing. Okay. We will pull them. And we'll talk about it next week. All right. Okay. I'm gonna win this one. All right. What else that's all? I have. I'm really excited but the beard, Madonna. The moa. Yeah. What do you think he did with the his beard beer shavings? Selling them, they uneven. No gross. It didn't do that. I have a threshold of weirdest. That's my fresh. I will buy you put that put me over you can find me what do I do with this org? This is the worst president ever. This was not on the list you cal- Drago's beard. Oh my gosh. I will find it right now. Please don't I I know that you're joking too. Like, please don't no, no, I'm lis- coming soon. Please stick to my list. What this is this birthday list? Amazon birthday list. Yep. It makes it easier for everyone. Well, I know what I'm going to buy you. Is it on the list? No fuck that list. I wind up by what I want to buy you. How about that? Can you make sure you have healthcare for seat? No, you're gonna like it. This is giving me you've been giving meetings -iety throughout this whole episode. I don't think that's fair. And I know that I have coping skills that I could use except that like. Uh-huh. Cope cope this is kit gifts like this gifts. Like, I you don't you don't I don't think you understand the severity of people buy me gifts that are not on the list that I don't like. Like, I stopped being friends with people for bad camps. You will take my gift I will buy you a gift on your list, and I'll buy you my own gift. How about that? Is that a compromise? Yes. Okay. I will allow it. Okay. I'm gonna play a drop. It feels weird. This is so weird. You're listening to the date podcast hosted by Emma and Sorek. All right onto the dating topic. Yup. Emma is not focusing. My sister just sent me something perfect timing that she was like this. We should do this or your birthday. This is going to be like on an episode of how not to podcast play play abrupt drops play a clip from home at your mother and oddly like fade in I don't know. We'll figure it out God audience Tillis sorry. You guys is you guys are anxious like I'm anxious recording this right now, it's all about improving yourself as as as we're like broadcasters as a podcast, and so we should try different things. Like, I don't like to do missionary all the time. I like different positions, you know. So you have to change it up. So we're changing it up here. Since Emma is like a virgin, she doesn't know what that even means thought Michigan was actually a missionary that came. The church can people. Okay. Your your size. I hate you. You have like a halo around your is it beautiful glowing and whites clue illiterate on it. It has lots of glitter. Yes. Okay. All right. So let's talk about to hitting in two thousand seventeen two thousand seventeen two thousand what year we add those. We're in two thousand eighteen okay. Two thousand nineteen. Let's talk about that. So you guys were drinking. So if you're casually dating, here's some things you need to know. So let's say I've been I've been in a relationship for like ten years, and I'm just out just came out. Jeff just came out to the roundup, we do and we in. You're like, oh my gosh. What do I do? I'm single for the first time in ten years. Here's just a few things that you need to look out for. And so we have an article here that talks about a few things, but we have our own nuggets and tidbits and words of wisdom. Yeah. A lot of these like made me very angry. So be prepared. Okay. So the first one says apps before drinks. So in a recent study survey done by e harmony twenty seven percent of young adults reported to using dating apps, which is nearly triple the ten percent rate that was reported in two thousand thirteen so there's no shame in the app. Game. Dating apps are the way to find peeps. You heard me. Right. Well, I think I think it's it's a number one way because it's the. At this moment. Right. It's convenient. Is it the best way of doing of like finding someone? I don't know. So it is convenient though, I'm on a hiatus of dating apps right now. I took them all off I deleted all of them. Okay. Good for you. You do you wanna cookie? Oh crap. I forgot to get you your cooking. I was supposed to get a cookie Yomi like ten cookies. Well, if you had come over this past week. Thrones watching party, you could have had some game of thrones orios. Oh, boo. Okay. Next time. All right. That's what you keep saying. I know number two, and we may not go through this whole list because it's kind of actually I don't want to talk about number two. That's ridiculous. Number three. I don't know if it's gender roles, but I think. It's just saying that, you know, Emma. Yeah. You can text I Emma, you can open the door for me, Emma, you can pay for my first date, you can schedule my next date, Emma? You can you can grab my hand. I kissed me. I like Tex you and I'm like, hey is. Alright, I'm like brilliant is interested in this person or this guy like like, I kind of want to make the first move. You're like, no don't make the first move. And then I don't listen to you. And I still make the first move, and then it just blows up in my face. So I shouldn't have done it in the first place. So this one it was just not meant to be without dude. Dudes. Multiple. In like two weeks. And I was like, oh, it's okay. It's okay. You know, you tried because you know, you know, the book I'm reading to, you know, take chances that good. I'm reading here hearing. Oh, listening to so. Okay. Suggest book to somebody. Do you say ham reading this reading this book? Do you wanna do, you know, do you want to hear about it? But is the verbiage? I'm reading this book is that the same. If you're listening to it on audio. I don't think it is. You're not actually reading it. I think like it has to be true to the verb. A what you're doing? So I should say, hey, I'm listening to this book called this audio book because you yeah. Because it's an audio. Okay. Okay. Anyways, the point of that is take chances. It's okay to be vulnerable. You know? Yes. But if you're Ronald for too long just now that you might have to take a little setback, and like kind of reexamined things like the way that I have right now. Oh my gosh. And that's okay. That's okay. Oh, hell I'm really happy that I have lots of therapists encounter friends. That's good. Yeah. Are you going to therapy? No. I haven't found one. I like it. I think I'm gonna go back. I was thinking yesterday. I probably should there's one that was recommended that. I think I might go to we should go together. What's wrong with that? Like, it's my turn. It's my turn right now. Honestly, I mean, they're happy or counseling just make cry the whole time. So I mean, that's all it is Emma. Suckered me problems with my feelings. Like, I'm angry. I'm crying. I'm sad. I'm crying. I'm happy. I'm crying. I'm anxious. I'm crying. Yeah. This whole it is anyways. So I disagree with this one because it's like. Because like I'm I am big into gender roles. I I like, I are you are you a female. Yes. That they males. I mean, you could be there's gender. That's like a non binary. Right. You could be that. Yeah. You could be a male today. I would not judge if you said, hey, a male today or a male now identifies female, okay? Okay. Okay, anyways. So yeah. So because like for me like just because my narrative has been supported like it doesn't work out. If you make the first move, I just don't. So a lot of my expectations are like if I like you I'm gonna flirt with you. But until you alike, and then I'm expecting you to me. I know what you're okay. This is this is how you should not say something to somebody. But you know, what your problem is? What is my problem? Too much. We know too much. We know too much about. I think that even before this. I struggled with it. Oh, because you're an expert. I feel like the people that know the most like the right? I'm really good about telling you what to do you can take my own advice. So I say, you're smart. You're too smart for your own conduct. Needs to be done. Like, I'm pretty and I'm smart, but I'm not pretty am Deng. Let's watch the Kardashians. Who what or does she? Okay. Anyway. So so what do you mean? What do you mean about general? So you think that it should be still demand lease at least for the first few days and then like when like later on in their relationship as it evolves than I'm more than happy to start taking the lead more. Okay. So what is the general stood should stay the same? Maybe initially until you're comfortable. So so I guess newly single people out there. This article saying, it doesn't matter. But Emma, says it matters. I think it does. Yeah. Because for me, it's like then. So if you're not having those conversations with someone then the expectations are going to be there for the person, and they're not going to be reciprocated. And so like, I would rather just be like number seeking to like my the stereotypical rules for now. And then we can have that conversation. Okay. Yeah. All right. So the next one. Racket before you tap. You know, what I'm saying guys and girls. Yes. You carry a condom in your purse? Celebrate. Ever carried economy your first? What what what what are you saying? Loud ever ever have a kind of content. Sorry English in my first language understand that question, you have had condemed that was placed in your bag, but by some unknown person. Yes. But how did you know what? Like, the wind just like flu like was blowing. The wind was blowing. This condom like flew into my personnel. Like, oh my gosh. Was it like a tree con a tree condom Troncon Dmitri, the leaves were condoms and just blew into your bag can you visualize? So like, how do you know what the by the the, you know, which ones to buy? Do you know which wants to buy for yourself? Plenty. Yeah. So we both there's like different kinds of with liver. -cation the one that like makes it like hot. Yeah. There's Trojan there's other kinds of magnum for the big guys out there. There's like thin. So I am a big believer. That women do need to carry canned. We'll talk about combs right now. I do think women should carry condoms. I do because I think that. There's that misconception that like men will always have one and they won't. And so I think that as women like if we are going to be over going to be sexually active. We also need to be able to protect our our parts. Let's protect our dinas because CD's are real. They are on the rise. And like it's better to be safe than sorry. And so I prefer to like not having a city over hunting in a city. So I agree. Yeah. I agree. And here's the other thing too. Is like this before it's like one you start having sex with someone like, you don't know who that person has been with all this information. Interesting. Good. And so like, you just have to be mindful like if this person has slept with other people like where have those people that he slept with being Ben with and so like Joe? Respectful of your body and treated us like temple, blah, blah, blah, so yeah, protect that JJ everyone. Yeah. Burrell's in contraceptives, look different for everyone. And just because like again like. I hate when I'm told or when I heard from friends or delete personally that it's like, aren't you on birth control? And it's like, yes. And like so what like so what? Yeah. You can still wear a condom Unisys. Not that big. You'll be fine. How do you open? That condom is very slow sexy open now. Oh, he opens it get this. You know, I don't know. Getting the work. Good. I hope you choke on your own. Thank you. Much. It's like what it's like one of those like the airplane thing as you pull you pull like the thing blows up. Since when someone should create a condom opener new idea condom opener while how they're not that difficult to open. Do you open conned in like the lights in the dark because usually it happens in the dark? That's so weird to me. Like, I like do you put on the Phoenix seem like a lot of people I have sex arguments. Like why like what's the purpose of some people some people like to dark? Yeah. You can't see do you think? If it start you can't really see things. Yes. How do you like people? They don't they don't want to know who they're having sex with. Poached should it be having sex? Oh my gosh. So you open up the rapper and do you hand to to the gentleman? Be safe out there people. All right. Let's do you enroll at first. Oh my gosh. Or do you put it on the gentlemen? You don't are. You do. Blink once for. Yes. My eyes are like super they're like I have about allergies right now. So Emma up the condom wrapper. But she doesn't don't assume things about me. All we know. I'm going to I'm gathering the facts right now. I'm opens the rapper in the light. Right. It's a bright setting a spot. Like the light. You just bought a ring lights? Okay. Enough about that ho so fun. Number five is very important for the people who who are just getting out there. Don't assume anything don't assume that you're the only one he's dating having sex with kissing or anything unless there's like some consummate. Yes, something has been agreed upon and don't like lead around the Bush like very direct about in. Like are we dating exclusively? There you go dating someone else. Yeah. Asked for the question asked a question that you really want the answer to agree and be people. And I think because you're gonna worry if you don't know. Yes. And then you're going to ask your friend like ask Emma AM? Do you think she's this and the you're gonna ask me the same thing? And you said you should just go the source and say, hey, we exclusive or whatever, right? Okay. And then if the other person's like. I wanted to keep it casual then there you go. And then like if you're not okay with it. Then you need to. Figure out what you need to do. Next through go move on or deal with it. Okay. So you heard me play the clip earlier texting and phones well phones can can stress you out to when you're in a relationship because of Instagram and Facebook, you know, you might stock somebody might not. But if you do it just adds to that that stress so so people out there who are new today. New today, ding. Someone might look you up and don't be surprised if they say, oh, a selling Instagram account that you you like knitting or something don't be surprised. Okay. All right. So I think the last thing here is the addition to this real quick. I do have an addition to this. Okay. Is like yes, don't let your phone be a stressor. And so. You need to like know your boundaries and your limits for yourself. And so like, I know that sometimes like why I'd have to stop. I had to start researching people because I'm really good about finding information about people that I don't want to know for myself, and for my friend. So a lot of times, my friends are like can't find them on the internet and my sister, and I are like all right? Hold on give it was like ten minutes. And then we'll find them. It's so bad. And so like I had saw inside self control now. So I don't have to do it for my own people. But I will do it for my friends, and it'll be like, do you really want to know this because if you don't want to know this then you don't have to know this. Ignorance is bliss sometime. It is bliss my other things like if you are sort of like casualties hitting the person. I'm getting on my soapbox. Again, I'm not a fan of posting. I'm not a fan of people. Posting casual relationships on social media. Just don't do it. Because then you're going to have to delete all of that crap. And then you're gonna have your friends. Probably like, maybe I'm like, oh my gosh. Looking at those posted. And then you're Facebook's going to remind you like a year ago. Remember this picture, and you're gonna hate everything about everything. So just don't do it. Just on posted. So those are two added tips. Okay. So we went through this article. And there's there's a few more. But I have something that. So when I always knew when I was newly single. Knows her. But in a long long term, I I guess relationship like four years five years. When he just get out to start dating. You're gonna realize you're gonna meet a ton of people, and it's just going to be like fly by night people and your cell phone. We'll have people d- save the numbers. I do. And so I lost nine. I started going through my phone started leading people. Yeah. You might have to do that. If if you're like a pimp like Emma like me gets up there. Right. But that's going to happen. You're gonna meet people, and you may not remember who these people are. So that's going to happen. My last thing is. There's a lot of games out there on a games people playing games people play guys girls. People not serious people are serious. So that leads to my last point is there are games, and that leads to high highs and lows sometimes. Yeah. And so if you knew dating in two thousand nineteen. I think do you think they're going to be any other trends this year? Besides dating apps like what are some trends? You see in two thousand nineteen. None. Like, for example. I think that there's going to be a ton of Spencer Spencer has great information. So I think there's going to be a prevalence of more experts out there that you can kind of read read the information wants to videos. So I think dating previously you didn't really have all that stuff. I mean, you had books, but there's now more media that can that can help you through the dating experience like our podcasts or other back gas. Right. That's what I think more than. Yeah. I can see that. Because nobody wants to be single. Nobody wants to be booed up or with their person their lobster, Louis or lobster. And I think there's gonna be more apps out there because you have your big four, right? Your hitter dinner fumble coffee Fagel. Yeah. I think those are the big four, and then there's an additional two which is like e harmony for the for the people in there. Twilight yet, my case and the match dot com people that are serious, but also might but but I think you know, they call it in in business. There's four five businesses that have like like the market in the smaller ones, the long tail that come up like the one I for like, fitness like the one for like, you know, different different different verticals. So yeah, lots of out there. They're going to pop up, and it just gonna make it more confusing, and it did see a new app the other day. It was about you know, how you swipe left and right. Yeah. On a picture. It's going to be a video this time. Yeah. So I think you know, I still think Tinder and bumble and hinge those are all like the game changers. But I think everyone is going to imitate in trying to reinvent the wheel without really reinventing the wheel. And I think because we try to do that with our Bob longtime ago and people just didn't like video, but maybe. He eventually people will like video. But I think people just love to again, it goes back to texting and messaging because it's very convenient. You can send it during a meeting or work. You don't have to do some video chat. True. So those are what I think I think there's going to be more experts. So it's going to be easier to date I think, but then some people don't want to educate themselves. They just kind of want to navigate the dating waters like correllated having more experts to make it easier on dating I think, so Dr do you not think so? Or do you think like the noise? It's it's too much noise. Now, like a sort of becomes like too many chefs in the kitchen because we know that our friend, Brian and Kim, and then they'll Spencer, and then Michelle, gene, thrill experts. Right. Right. Right. And so that's the four that. I would like yeah. Listen to. Yeah. Then then they all have their own philosophy. So philosophies, I don't know all of those to a T, but might overlap or might conflict, and I guess where you're getting it. It might be Brian might see something. But Spencer might say something been or pin might say something totally different. So who do you come to you come to Emma in me at that? They. And I'll tell you the truth. I'll be like that's not working for you stub it. Yeah. So two thousand nineteen is I think more of the same as last year. Just more experts dating apps. And and I don't know what else is going to happen this year. But you know, our friends Spencer has a new book out, do, you know, anything about that? I know we have a little bit of information. But do you have more formation on it? I don't have anymore for major. It's called the cool guys guide to dating. I'm sorry, Spencer, butcher the. But it's something like that. But for men and dating because we all need help in dating. So if you guys in here's episode it was maybe two back. He talked about dating and tips and tricks, and what to do said the book is out and he's coming back. So we'll be able to talk about a little bit more in depth with this book. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah. Yeah. This he has a lot of information. Like, I where we cap, and we can ask him the same thing about, you know, what is he think that people need to know in two thousand nine hundred dating. Yeah. So that's it. Yeah. One thing. One more thing. I have is that. No. I mean, trust your gut. It's what they said here. Yeah. If it feels it's right doesn't feel right then. Yeah. Trust and trust. Like, if it's like a little inkling like like trust, your intuition, nobody. But what is saying is like you're on your on a date, and you're talking and all of a sudden, he says something wrong, not wrong. But something that that's kind of your maybe a dealbreaker. Yep. Or maybe the feeling is wrong. You shook his hand or you give a hug, and it just didn't feel right or is. There's no spark. Maybe it was boring. The conversation was sucky. Maybe he talked about sex too, much or unwrapping condoms or Madonna or Jason momoa beard. I don't know if any women out there have ever had Orrick talk in length about opening a condom, please contact me on Instagram or Emma P. Thank you so much. Okay. What else? Do you have is that it have? Okay. 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116: Frosty The Sex Symbol: Thursday, July 2nd, 2020

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116: Frosty The Sex Symbol: Thursday, July 2nd, 2020

"Good morning, millennials welcome back to the morning. Toast, happy Thursday that feels like a Friday 'cause. It is our last show of the week before the holiday weekend, but I digress. It is in fact a Thursday the day after day, which is always a sad day because you can't hump anything anymore. Is a Thursday that feels like a Friday, so I'm just going to go with a Friday. Yet definitely so excited for the holiday weekend so excited to be doing a show with you well, the sweets is so much should be so excited about him before we say anything else I need to clear something up that Dina, Manzo and Caroline. Manzo our sisters who married brothers, so it was very much like the deer toasters that we had yesterday I had realized connection all of the connection, so so many people let us know. Some pocket of my brain must have known that because we did watch the early seasons of real housewives of New Jersey. No, and even when we came to the resolution that we came to yesterday did it makes sense to me right? Right they've always been sisters, but then in that article it was like they married, and so the whole thing did it make sense to me, but now understanding that they are sisters who did in fact, Mary brothers I appreciate all the responses and actual actually also got a lot of responses from people just about the whole taty shane take because everybody has such an interesting thing on it and I love hearing from people, and honestly from for the most part what I got from people is like at the end of the day. It doesn't even matter because you just can't be unchain side because he's so awful and what and it's true like what his videos and. I'm on the Tick Tock side of Youtube drama, and they've been resurfacing some of his old videos and they're just. They're just awful like their their unforgivable, so you just have to take taty side because you can't take chance. So what you're saying is if you could just take out of the equation burs second like the people still aren't on Taty. Side like you can't, but you know what's so interesting is like I feel like the community's not on any one side like they're literally like. Breaking down these video like pointing out inconsistencies. They're canceling chain and they're waiting for Jeffrey. Do something so they can jump on. It got it. Okay well I like the community I mean at least between us like it feels like most people are just. Bother to have had their time wasted. which is so crazy, because like I have nothing but time to waste these days. I didn't that honestly that thought never even occurred to me. I was grateful for the content. No, and you know what I'm grateful for. I think what Taty did. James Charles initially and then when James like came back I think that was such an interesting like social experiment. I agree the way that people just hop on these bandwagon without having all information. No and they only hop on the bandwagon, because like all of their friends are doing it they. They. Don't actually believe even the gospel of Taty. They just like are doing it because everyone else is I i. don't have friends who watch Totti's video I watched here talking about you. I'm like who's the sweet woman. This is so sad. No, I think a lot of people within the community like saw the numbers like everyone was now subscribing to talk to you, so they just like go with it because that's what everyone's doing, and it's easier to just do what the world is doing then like try and form your own opinion. Sometimes I think it's easier to just. Take, what's right in front of you? Instead instead of seeking out additional information that, too, but also like we don't have the additional information until James spoke but i. just I always reference dot controversy controversy because I think it was just so interesting in in the whims of the public. I totally agree the whims of the public sociological experiment, and what was interesting. Was that like Taffy? She thought this whole thing was a joke. They were filming it and then remember. She said that under video that like this will have been some big social experiment that she was like the butt of the joke, which is just the money that she also thought that yeah, well, she thought that after the because like it, it was so greasy her when like she wasn't even the woman thrill issue whatever I think. We spent so much time talking about it yesterday. Without any additional information I have nothing else to say no, but I could go on with people about it forever because I. I agree with what everyone's saying like. No one saying anything wrong like an is dumb that we're talking about this again. Like talk to you, honestly it. is a little too convenient for her to be just like blaming it all on her being gas, let all but chain and Jeffrey are like very problematic. I I agree with everyone great. That's what we do here at the today. Show is going to be fabulous. Of course fast five stories I hear a rumor. It's unfounded, so I can't confirm or deny at this moment, but I should hear a rumor that there is a Kelly's mindless news happening today, which it makes sense because we're heading into fourth of July weekend, and so there would have to be Kelly's mindless news like the fourth of July holy. Day Kelly's mindless news like the fourth of July. Why didn't even realize the? Important historical moment that is currently happening this. What kind of importance this weekend held for not only our country, but Kelly RIPA's well for km in well fabulous I think we jump right in. You know really have Oh, I do have something to say Oh so do I. New episode of The redheads just dropped this morning. Who recapping I know why? The caged bird sings by Maya Angelou. We were all so moved by this book, so we have so much to say about it and I hope you read along with us and listen to the episode. Let us know what you thought about the book. We love a lively discussion. Love! Dana assigned the next book which looks so interesting, so we just love some variety. That's fabulous emery. Check it out available on spotify and I tunes, and while you're. You're there on I tunes. You can just meander to over to the movie section and order my special disgraced queen. My debut comedy special. It is just it's still on the charts on the homepage of I tunes and I'm so grateful. That I just I can't even literally I see people in the street I'd like take their phone in order. 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Hope you rotten in prison cell for the rest of your life. And why did it take so long? They couldn't find her. Yeah member. Someone thought they saw her at in and out, but it was like a prank. Yeah, glazing, Maxwell the British. British socialite and close friend of sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein has been arrested by the FBI NBC News has reported quote. She was arrested on the East Coast Epstein related charges and is expected to appear in federal court and later today the report said the soon maxwell had kept a low profile, and her whereabouts were unknown since Epstein's arrest last July on charges that he abused in traffic in women and girls in Manhattan and Florida between two thousand into two, thousand and five. I mean more than that, but yeah, but then he went to his island that they took it to the island, which is not on us, jurisdiction as I should know that if I worked for DOJ, but the FBI did rate it, so it was harder to catch him on the island. Well, I just think this is fabulous. La Over Ju. I'm doing a little dance. Knowing that glazing maxwell is a terrible person who was an aide or and a better of an enormous sexual Predator and now she's going to probably hopefully God willing Bronco Sham spend the rest of her life in prison. Cell hopefully. Little Justice will be served. They'd I just hope Jesus step one of Jeff Jeff I just hope she doesn't mysteriously disappear in the night. You know there's so much. Creepy vibes like in this whole. Like so much luminosity like what's really going on, and it's very possible she could you know like escape? Yeah, definitely because she. On her own every time. This story like you can't get crazier. It goes and gets crazier. Yeah, and look. She's super connected through obviously like Jeffrey unlike the network of pedophile, cheap procured and who they protect. Yes, but she's also very wealthy on her own documentary, explained it a little bit like her dad is a British publishing magnate or something. Yes, but then it was questionable, and his death was very spooky as the boat related to perhaps money troubles interesting, so it's all Sukey. Yes, Gla Zane I. Don't know what how do you pronounce your name Cozine? Lane is what they said. Yeah, they said the documentary but I don't want to give her their respective pronouncing her name correctly so Gla Zane. Whatever your name is by the at is gateway. That's what that's what they said in the documentary, and it was such a fabulous like lane now it's Glick Lane. jig Elaine Villain, Glenn. I'm like she made me so mad in the documentary, arguably more than Jeffrey Epstein, because yeah, because she was just as bad as she participated in the abuse. Yeah, she abused a lot of girls. It wasn't really touched upon actually a lot of problems with the documentary. We talk about in a few episodes ago, but I just feel like it wasn't enough like four parts like when we got an eight part tire king, and like a reunion special like and we're still hearing from infant prison like I could've used literally a ten Jeffrey obscene I feel like it went so much deeper into more celebrities, more businessmen politicians, but they just really kept it to Jeffrey and barely two lane so. I would like a Redo actually how interesting I still didn't finish it, I need like a real. Netflix's does good documentaries, but this was done by Netflix's and honestly I was really disappointed in. Discovery Channel What does that. I D I whatever in investigation, investigation discovery, the place does piles on them to put together especially for me. Maybe maybe you'll get that I feel like. Especially as the story develops with gasoline, and who knows what what comes next would always be possibilities for more documentaries just feel like, and also when one documentaries made about a topic five more come after statistically your sickly speaking, so you have five coming your way I just feel like it's important that we never stopped talking about Jeffrey. Epstein because at the end of the day. There's so many people who are still free people I don't know. Know their names yet, but I know that there's like celebrities, politicians, businessmen, important people world leaders who are part of the ring and the I know. They want this to go away, but I will not let it go away. Yeah, because you want to know why. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. And I think that's important that everyone. Talk about it every day. When you're saying your morning prayers, you get on your knees. You Cross your heart. Heart. You say and Remember Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Yeah, but you know what I think. The good news is that we are on the same page about that matter. How many times this article would like to say Epstein, who pleaded not guilty killed himself in his Manhattan jail. Cell in. August I'm sorry. The Guardian did no one. Tell you Jeffrey I've seen didn't kill himself. You, you're you're making yourself. Look real silly. Okay, you know. Know The Guardian whoever wrote that like yeah, and you know what actually gives me solace like peace of mind is that you know our country so divided right now? Unlike the political climate, it's really toxic like I feel like people are just have never been disagreeing more, but at the end of the day we can all sit down for dinner and agree that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself, and you know what it what Jeffrey seem. To that world, and that's his legacy kind of power fall. Yeah, that's actually not his legacy. His legacy is being my sexual Predator but I agree with you. Claudia. That's beautifully at. That's agreeable. Okay ready for next because it's up, it's the news that I know you didn't ask for, but still warms my heart Khloe Kardashian interesting. Thomson aren't giving their relationship another try. It's so weird I absolutely love Clubcard Ashi, and like arguably one of her biggest fans, but when it comes to reporting on stories about her love life like I'm immediately heading to China. Ville Yeah well. This is my stop. China station really not spoken about these two, because they're so an interesting. Yeah, and it's always like. News, that's not really news and just about them co-parenting and forgiveness etc, but it seems as though they really are getting back together and I shape I'm GonNa, go ahead and say it I shit Shit because they have a child and I think if they can work it out. That'd be great for true, too. I think this is the greatest love story of our generation. Absolutely not do I. think that it's GonNa. GonNa work out for her most likely. Not do I believe in trust that this is the best decision for her. Will I trust her, and it's her life to make her own choices, but you know when you get that feeling like I was actually thinking about Khloe Kardashian yesterday because I was looking while I was like stalking pictures of Meghan fell Megan Fox and machine gun Kelly I always call them Megan Kelly. Machine Gun Kellyanne. Megan Fox but Derek Celebrity Nagin Kelly. And I was just looking at pictures of them, and like the way we spoke with was just like I feel like they are going to be it forever. And sometimes people get with the partner, and you just know that it's like the end of the road for them. We were talking about someone sweetly Lord. Yes, and so I have never felt that way about chloe because she has such poor taste man. I felt that way about Lamar. Oh, about Lamar. Yeah, yeah, but that didn't work out. Yeah, I just I just getting that feeling I'm not feeling that at all right now, and so that's kind of my barometer for whether or not this is GonNa work out. Yeah, but I do also feel like sometimes I get that feeling about a couple, and then it's just nothing of the story. I don't know who's broken up recently. That was a shock like around beat. No, but see see that's exactly. That's glad you brought that up. Because sometimes that feeling gift to be able to identify that feeling within you. Is it like the infatuation feeling? Where like you're obsessed with? The pictures, which honestly it might be for me and Megan Kelly, but were you obsessed with the future for them? You have to really be able to. Be Introspective enough to identify that feeling. Okay a couple that I want to ask you about because they're really going the distance as far as like nick and Bianca's no, but yes them to. Justin Haley, oh I'm I'm on the ship and it's heading out to sea like it's I. I'm happy for them. I think they're actually like dropping anchor to yeah. No I believe in their love and I think for a while. Also weird and fast when he was still being so linked to Selena, but at the end of the day like what's going on the tabloids like most likely, it's not even going on real realize it's a relevant, so it seemed weird fast and like she was like A. A similar girl to Selena, but after learning about them, I watch actually a lot of his documentary I. Definitely believe in their love. They've like the shared faith and I believe in their love, one hundred percents. Yeah, I agree okay. Cool and it really worked out for them. Both careerwise I just also be like when we ship when we build a ship and we hop on and we got out to see like we know. The opposite actually maybe we do. Cursed no I think when we all give a couple. Our support like they feel supported air four. I am throwing my support behind Khloe interest in no, I am too because I support her, but like in the back of my mind, I'm just like being realistic, and that's. You really can't blame me for that. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Time. We'll tell okay Garcia from real housewives of Beverly Hills says she quote felt pressure as the first black star of real housewives of Beverly Hills shoes to fill Garcia is opening up about being the first black cast member of the real housewives of beverly, hills the actress who joined season ten, and is the first black woman to hold a diamond since the franchise debuted in two thousand, ten, explained during a recent episode of the Reality Life With key Casey podcast that she. She felt quote pressure taking on the role quote did I feel pressure being the first woman on is Beverly Hills. Yes, I definitely felt pressure that people wanted to come in and do a certain thing or have a chip on my shoulder. I really didn't want to be labeled an angry black woman. She said of the stereotype. That's not who I am I just wanted to stay true to who I am I think that's what people have been able to see so far. Definitely she also talked about handling response from social media. She said I was not prepared for how social media takes over Lisa Arena told me that is one thing to shoot the show. It's another to see it and what the others have said about you, then the whole world as in there are so many layers to being on the show. Well I I can't stress enough. How much of a disgrace it is that it took ten season Seattle block housewife in Beverly Hills, but now it happened so great, but it's a shame that it took so long and I think our cell is the perfect choice i. think she's doing a fabulous job and I love the cheese being open about like the experience about like. Like not wanting to be like putting a box or labeled a certain way, and I feel like she's really coming in like I, see her as a very strong mom, a strong businesswoman, a good friend, funny, beautiful stylish I like she's really grabbing all the elements like she's doing it all yet doing it all. She has opinions like I agree with so far her two. Of every character so far even though she's just meeting them right, we've known them for so long. Nope, you just summed it up really well. That's the key to a very good housewife is like when they come on the scene. Like what do they think of other people? That's why I love. Erica Jane sniper from the side. That's exactly who Lisa Vendor pump was, and she really encapsulated very well. If I agree with your take on things I'm automatically a fan of you. It's just like with your judgement. Others, Yeah Yeah. I totally agree actually. This article made me Miss Housewives. It's been a long time. It's back this week thing next week. Whatever it's been so long, it's been so long. Even miss real housewives of I. Miss it too especially because I feel like I. keep seeing news about Lia Ramona, and now I miss the girl young girl, so I'm excited for it to come back and I'm excited. Excited to recap it, but I actually enjoyed the break. I feel like I got a lot done during the break and it gave us I'd like to want something to desirous absence makes the heart grow found I think it was actually like a brick. They're playing hard to get. Yes, inadvertently they are, and it's working for me fabulously fabulous, and may I take the floor for a moment of course Klaudia? Ceautiful, thank you so much because my son Kinda of hurts I, think my rda is acting up. No Yeah WanNA. Take something for it. Yeah I WANNA. TAKE STAMPS DOT COM for all of our sakes. We need to avoid crowds and ship syncing for that. We need to avoid any crabs. We can right now, but what if you need to get to the post office? 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There's been like stuff going on with Ellen during quarantine. In terms of you know things coming out about her that she's rude and mean accordingly the me. This woman alive. That's what people's allegedly but also something strange was that she'd stopped filming her show from home, and then on IMDB it said that her episode her last episode was her final episode. Maybe that men season finale. According to Claudius according to switch, it felt like a series finale, so there were rumors swirling and I. Think like you know. Part of this rumor. Getting so popular is like I think a lot of people want it to be her last episode, so it's like we're just praying and like we're hoping that this is true. But what did they say? Okay? Producers are speaking out. Rumors have been swirling. Ellen might have had her last dance. Insiders are whispering that the Ellen show could be cancelled soon amid reports of falling readings and allegations of degeneracy, being quote rude to the staff, however, when reached by the post for comment about the claims to generous as production company Reps said, tell pictures can confirm it's true. See to be honest I. Don't really like Ellen, but I feel like this would be a terrible way to go out in the midst of all this controversy like you're just going to bow out and I feel very. Weird about Ellen, because like yeah, she's the meanest woman alive out of crime. No, like obviously, she's not like the greatest person to work with, but she's a very accomplished lgbtq plus icon, and it would be sad like this is how she went out. Yeah I and I feel so weird about her like I. Literally Hate Her, but like I don't feel cheated. Her I respect her and I don't feel like. She should be cancelled like shrip- for success. Yeah, because she's like sometimes a bit, but I mean people should treat others with. Also the chance that you know some of these rumors are unfounded, and maybe she's not as bad as people thinks that she is, and so I think if that's the case in Shisha, GE's. Continued, doing what she does, and spreading light and kindness on her show. The irony is not lost on us that her whole vibe on the show is kindness giving back philanthropy, and it turns out like behind the. She's like this evil woman. She is us. You know rumors. We haven't heard from her on the matter, and so I just think the proof is in the pudding, and so if she wants. Wants to bow out now it would kind of confirm everything that we heard yet and would just be like a sad way to go out for what is a very successful and accomplished career. Yeah, I don't think it's over me. I. Think that like filming from home has been weird for everyone. Everyone's on break now Jimmy. Kimmel and there's just sort of up in the air with next plans. Yeah, so. I don't know but part of me is like. Let's say it's true. Let's. She's mean she's mean like okay like. Of course we should be nice to others, but like doesn't make you a criminal like, and it doesn't mean you should be cancelled I just like the way people come for Allen, and myself included like I. Don't like her like the way. She's like the butt of every joke and like on twitter. People really come I just like weird. When like really all she did was like. Like be nasty. Which of course isn't good? You should always be kind to others, but in the grand scheme of the world like people who have gotten canceled. It's really like a two out of ten. Yeah. I agree so just want to think about I agree you think about this. And finally of course become to others. It's not well no matter how successful successfully are like. You should be nice, but I'm just saying. No I hear him been Vinyl Story Jason. momoa is going to voice frosty, the snowman in a live action picture for Warner brothers and stampede benchers Warner, brothers and Sam Adventures have set up frosty the snowman, a live action film that will see. Star Jason of voicing the iconic snowman. Thoughts here? My thoughts on this I absolutely love. Jason Momoa like the hair, the arms the is everything the tattoos, but I'm going to see any of that as a voice character, and while there's so many things I love about Jason Momoa like his voice is not really anything ever noticed so I most likely won't be seeing this even though I am a Stan amongst stands. It's just like weird. Like some people I get I mean. Get any solo. Have a face for enemy should get no, but also I get like major stars transition into a voiceover work. It's so easy and so much money like and you get to reach a whole new audience I. Totally get it to me. This seems like a very strange move for Jason. MOMOA sex symbol. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN I don't normally put the two in the same sentence. And I think frosty. The Snowman is texting. Honestly me to like those curves. Sexy so sexy, just weird. Hanging actually really do Jason was voice though and so I think he'll do a really good job I. Don't know if I'll be watching it because I don't know if it's meant for me. But I it's it's interesting news into it. Some interesting news I'm so glad you brought it up, but it's just weird like. Unless there's going to be a side by side of him into a steamy voice booth with his shirt off. I'm really not interested in letting this. Arm Taff or like, unless there's like a behind the scenes for real like if I buy the DVD, and there's some special effects of Jason, Momoa and like a really warm small voice booth, and the cantor, in Iran because the microphone, and he's getting really warm and it just he said. Can you mind if I take off my wife, my, we say white beater anymore. Sorry taped up, T my teacher and he starts dabbing his sweaty chest with it. I will only purchase the DVD if it promised that in the special effects afterwards that that is. A thing. Okay I said what I said. And I will say I. Don't know like at haven't watched live actually. I guess. I watched live action. Films are really big deal. They do pretty good job with that. You know like beating the beast I? Haven't seen one I didn't love Lion King right so maybe this maybe this next one for us, which was live action snowman. How the fuck you do that! Sorry. Age You know what I'm about ninety snowman, really about to make a fool of myself, but like I'm not. One hundred percent sure like what story? Frosty. The Snowman is like I know Jack Frost, and he makes us. No Man in this dome comes to life, and that's where the story kind of ends for me I'm not sure like what what what adventure do they go on? Okay, so according to the picture in this article, there's towns people who look excited behind frosty and frosty. The Snowman Santa is in the air, so it's definitely a Christmas this Smith's spill. It's Christmas film I think I'm getting. Is Marching with people behind him and he's carrying a broom. Leader. He's a leader. He's really either. Jason Mode Voice Him Oh. You know what this whole thing. Coming together seen each other. Leaders e chat the from Cali drug out to frosty the snowman. This is beautiful and there's a song to. See The snowmen. Lyrics. Data that I'd like to get my Christmas I'm sorry that that Dad. I. Happy Jason Momoa always before we let it burn day in every way before we let go into the holiday weekend. We are excited to be doing another segment today of. Kelly's mindless news like the fourth of July. This one actually doesn't come from people magazine. It comes from hello, which is also a magazine that loves to write about her I believe they're big in the UK and you're not gonNA. Believe this Jackie. The. Headline is hit me. The headline is like Earth Shattering. Kelly RIPA's porch at. Kelly RIPA's porch at home in New York has to be seen to be believed. Kelly RIPA has quite the event for lockdown and recently returned back to New York following several weeks spent in the cabin. Okay, so we're confirming. confirmed. They're just like the whole article about investigation. Never like gave us the full circle moment, and just like put it subtly in the first line of the next so Kelly the live with Kelly and Ryan Stars no doubt happy to be back so happy to be surrounded by home comforts, and recently shared a photo of herself, and and swallows posing on their porch. The spacious area features wood-paneled. wood-paneled floorboards and cream rug, giving it a homey feel. There are also coordinating wicker chairs and a wooden side table, making it the perfect place to relax Kelly shared a photo of them to showcase their new cool cat hoodies by design. Oh, but by designer rocker visionary, and there's a picture of we'll obviously posted on our instruments picture just it's blurry joking me. This has an ex pro filled. To be seen to be believed no first of all. It looks like a regular porch like yes, there is technically wicker chairs cream carpet. You see the cream carpet. Decree s cream carpet and the wicker chairs could have one hundred percent been from like Home Depot. There's nothing special about the wood paneling. Yes, it is in fact panels of wood that you would see in any apartment in in the world, so this is not New York City and this. By the ship lap on the side of the House. It's giving me Hamptons vibe sooner. Kelly's in the Hamptons right here in the world is Kelly. Like I know that we are going to be off for a few days and he wants to make sure before leaving for the weekend, everyone knew exactly what was going on in the world, and I don't know if you could really leave your house today. Without knowing that Kelly's poor has to be seen to be believed, and I just saw it and I don't believe. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable and that's all. She wrote anything. You want to promote before we. took off the weekend. I always want to promote their heads, which I've already done I also would like to promote my jackie o flow presets other Soga is going to be a great summer weekend head over to Jack AFL DOT COM. Get yourself a pack of presets. Minute Fever vibe is the Pastelle pack. It's a pack of how many it's a pack of seven for how many dollars for thirty dollars? Packs are five or six twenty five dollars I. One time one preset for like fifty dollars like people. POOP presets insane. That's a very good deal. Thank you, so head over to dot com. 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Marilee Talkington

Sci-Fi Talk Byte

00:00 sec | 8 months ago

Marilee Talkington

"Hi Welcome to season two of bite. This is Tony till auto parenting an apocalypse. It's it's not the same way. Know how it works. Any views usually two to four minutes long but sometimes they can be a little longer. When you when you live long enough. All kinds of strange things happen very right in saying that the Greek heroes the original superheroes in part because of the whole nature of genes vision but also because of its message of diversity and inclusion Marley. Torkington is in the new series see apple. Tv plus a virus has wiped out most of mankind and it leads the survivors blind. And you play Sauver Bucks. Tell us a little bit about her crate. Yeah we'll souter is. She is part of Baba Vases clan village and Baba's played by Jason Momoa and She's been part of this for from her family. Line has been part of this clan since the beginning. I have a nephew whose name is `gether Bax. We're kind of the last of our people in terms of this village and What I can say is that I'm not. I'm not the hugest fan about the LA. I play I'd like to say that I play both victim villain and this I get the opportunity to to kind of show both Without giving away too much there's been some some injustice that's happened and I have to fight to make that right and he's delicious. Yeah my you know I pop on here and there and I get to do some really juicy. Delicious emotionally work. What's interesting too? Is this virus that has wiped out most of mankind. It leaves us. Survivors blinded and that certainly adds a different complexion to the series and And talk about that aspect And actually born with cone rod dystrophy which is retinal disease But and we'll talk more about that little bit since I know you're really involved in the activism of that and getting the word out but but that's an interesting concept for the series about people being blind You know I'd never seen anything like it. I'd never heard of anything like that. I think I think that that is the most interesting to me about. It is that we inherently move out of the four kind of cliche types of stories that you hear about blind and disabled folks. Which is you know. They're the inspiration there the pity they're the people that want to be cured or they've got this disease and they wanna die because of it and when you have a whole world that his blind all of a sudden there's a complexity of human experience which is what we are every single person. It doesn't matter if you're blind or are sighted deaf or an amputee or helps ep like we're we're all just human being right and so the thing about the show that's a wonderful as you have warriors you have. You have parents. You have teachers you have you have sexual beings which is really nice because you rarely see that in terms of you know folks disabilities are blind. Folks you have you have a full rainbow and spectrum of human behavior human characteristics human personality and human motivations and that is really exciting. It's really exciting. I I'm especially love. Seeing some of my blind cast mates playing warriors because it's radical and and it's not superhero stuff. It's just using what they got but they're warriors And they're so I think that just I think it adds really I. And and also asks the audience to do something that they don't normally get asked to do which is step outside their own their own. Ablest Len Internal like we. We assume the world kind of assumes that you have to have all five cents or that you have to have a certain body type to survive to to thrive not just to survive but to thrive and in this world everyone's driving they're not just surviving their thriving. That is a wonderful thing. Look for C. on Apple. Tv plus for Bite. This is Tony Tomato.

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3290: Heads Up w/ Myq Kaplan

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

00:00 sec | 4 months ago

3290: Heads Up w/ Myq Kaplan

"Welcome the Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley I'm Hamda. Come to. Here's a letter from Stephanie. Stephanie Rates High I did not join. Come does Oh mad club. One Minute at a time the first month was offered because I thought I already had a pretty good morning. Routine Meditation Yoga walking however I realized that they were there were five other elements to omit that I. Don't do on a regular basis and I got to be honest with myself about that. I realized there was. Was No harm in giving Oh. Matt try I was worried about being ready at seven am each morning, but so myself I could always quit if it was a working out. I've been participating for less than a week. And I've already seen the benefits because of the connection prompt a reached out to a friend I haven't spoken to in a while and we had. Had An incredible conversation that really helped both of us. Because of the procrastination prompt I send out an email to my clients in already have had such a great response that I already made back the money. I spent a joint Oh matt and then some encourage anyone who is undecided about Matt to stop just thinking about joining enjoying I didn't think it was something i. I needed an literally two days and improve my life and my business. Thank you Steph I. Just want everybody to know that I hit forward and send it to the clearly kids every time it's my brothers, their their wives and circes, clearly kids they get that because it's such a such an amazing response, I love. It feels really good and I'm so glad. I do this every morning with people of course Oh met one minute at the time Keith girl dot com slash. T. You'll see what we're talking about. Sign Up, sign up any day before five PM. Eastern, you can join us the very next morning at seven or ten am eastern in. Your, across the world or something like that I don't have a map in front of me, but if that's your nighttime and it's your nighttime ritual, it's still gonNA. It's still going to help you out I'm a big Fan Honda. Thank you and if you guys don't like it if it doesn't work for you, we'll give you money back because I really think that it's it. It's very good. It works it works it works. You know what you don't even have to work in the works. It works itself all right. Ken also, you can hear her on Emily Lubin. You know emily hotness comedy hour emily. Luma's new podcast was on called. R.I.P diets. You hearsay say. Enough. Right yeah I was I was talking about. It's so funny because you know. I don't really talk about eating disorders, and I'm not sure if I necessarily have one just have like a disorder, but it's very safe to email one of your female friends and say hey. I'm doing this thing on an eating disorder. You Got Shit to say Yeah I. DO I know I do? You know so I. Don't I don't necessarily have the disorder officially, but I talked about How my dad that me in high school that I can't wait for ten pounds. A CAn't lose ten pounds in a month and we've got one hundred dollars when I was fourteen years old, and it was obviously so that I don't gain more weight, and so that lose it. He was happy to give it to me, but how I like I took a piece of cake, and then told my brother like. If anyone finds out you did it, please take the heat, please. Right I mean you were definitely raised. You know in a way that could fuck with your head. The example you just gave when Israeli would be on TV. Giving the news on an otherwise American channel like why did they let her on? Mom? That's me. So, yes, so check out that podcast featuring teamed up all right today's guests, Ladies and gentlemen featured on comedy central the tonight show America's got talent hosts, the podcasts Broccoli and ice cream also was part of our recent Keith, and the girl roast were putting the final touches on that now it's taken me a minute because I'm trying to the lead the all the times. People said bad things about me and they would not stop, and it was your anyway, and it was my birthday for God's Sakes Areas Mike Kaplan? Hello thank you so much for having me my friends. prerecording. Hello. I went to the bathroom, so I set up a robot to talk instead of me. When I see my person. We talked I. Wait for the beep because he's not getting me. Can I tell you a thing that is definitely not prerecorded, and is about right now and the experience that we're all having I. I am glad you asked because. Yeah, I mean on a podcast. You WanNA say. Can I tell you? What? Yeah! Okay, so as as you have seen we're. We're all looking at each other and right behind me is a mirror and come to. Before we started recording the podcast proper, you said something about how it seems. It reminds you of the way that. I talk and philosophize, and what might have to do with my internal workings and then Keith you said that I was showing off that I wasn't bald, and so I really liked that it really showcased both the inner and outer experience that we're all having honestly with the with the cadence, and the tone that you were speaking and I thought you were about to do a magic trick and I. I was thinking. This is a hard right for Mike, but I'm in I. Think the comedy is really the ultimate magic trick, of course because we're all clowns. Yeah, we're all, but it's interesting. The Night Kadhamy of Keith and the girl. All right there one part Keith one girl. Just add Mike. How's your weekend Kinda? Always Great. Wait a minute Keith. Your weekend was extra special because your girlfriend's birthday was on Friday. Did you fuck up? Here's me every boy okay. Every time there's a birthday. It's somebody I'm datings, birthday and I I. Don't know where this started from. It's one of the Times that you can hear him stuttered. Did you hear that he's like I'm just just? What? I get so nervous. It really is I. Always look at it like on the gesture and I'm presenting a gift to the Queen and I'm like three months ago. You said you wanted I. May May I ask you a question I understand that I may thank you to. Mike quit I've learned a lot I. do like asking I? Do like telling and so my question is, is this particular partner of yours and or have other particular partners of yours been people who care a lot about their birthdays have talked about how they care about their birthdays and I mean if he. Let me, let me handle this one because I have experienced it firsthand. What are you know about getting gifts from on a birthday? Keith is though worst and also the best at it. It's very talk about a dichotomy. He's fighting himself. So what would happen, is he? Does the Caveman version of what you WANNA? Do Right so I said one year I want one of those like personal trampolines, so that I can do the exercise that all of a sudden was like a little bit of a fad but I love that whole, jumping up and down and having a private trump. This dude. Is and he was so excited. He wrapped in everything I. don't even know I think it took an entire role of wrapping paper to wrap this thing. He got me a family size trampoline in New, York. City and I was like, and it's and it's birthday. Don't WanNA. Be Account, but I looked at his facing go. what because the following question would be? Where would you like me to put this? Where was it when he gave it to you? It was an it was smashed up until box, so you can Lundu it and put it together, but the box was huge I mean and he was so distraught and I think at that point he goes. had even my brother mainly because we don't have a Walmart and I thought this was the thing I'm. Fine, it's great. It's going great. It's great and my birthday is totally great. Thank you so much. I remember there was a chicken cutlet thing where you got your like home deluxe chicken, coated Bermuda John, and this is actually nice, but also gross. It got me like some kind of like. I don't know not. And We're taught. Like one of those frozen sandwich things and he threw it in the microwave. I don't know that. I sound very mean, but it's like just a little off. You know what I mean it's. Do you consider yourself. Come to a person who cares about or thinks your birthday is important in a way that some people do with no judgments being made either way there's I. Mean I'm sure. A lot of people are yelling into their podcast right now going. Yes, she's the worst. It's very important. Day is her birthday. She has to have a card those card gate. This year's got in trouble like they're all very I don't even know. Know why let you finish that sentence because they're mad at you now, so yes, it is, but I also believe that everybody should have a day in the year where they do get to be a princess of some sort and my princess. Thing is not give me a gift. It's let me have this experience where it's thought out and I am Queen, so and do you think it out or to somebody else? Think it out for you. I mostly think it out, but I think if I'm going to have it be that precious I have to be so detailed or I get disappointed, Keith. How is the birthday? Yeah, well I get nervous the fifth time they say I can't wait. It's going to be so fun and I'm like. Yeah, in the end. It's just a gift in TV stuff. Like ric we can't. I can't take you anywhere. Right covert going around them like. What's Rican do isn't that lower the pressure on you? Good Bright! Do you. Ask the question honey. Does this lower the pressure on me? How's it a good question? It's the worst question. As she sent me. I like when I do I. Don't mind them if they just tell me what you want. And she mentioned that she wants cake from the specific cake. Places called empire cake so google. Empire, Well apparently as seen on ABC. NBC, the biggest mansion in town the mayor's office in know Hollywood emmys. So I go okay I guess that makes it easy but I and I look at the price of one of these first of all Goethe's website empire cake. Tell me how much something cost. They don't tell you so right there. I'm like okay. This is your fucking gift. To me, cake was just like nothing. Then you get your Gal. Who Have you getting a zoom call with the cake like? Maybe you could just rent some time with the cake that you don't have to pay fully for. I got I wrapped up the cake? In the fucking cake and wrapping paper on the cake, so she shows me a picture. It's a rainbow buttercream with ice cream, cone cake and I'll put these pictures on the website. It's gorgeous insert. Thank you so how how did you? Did you print that yourself? Thank you very much? What kind of on a printer is that? So I write to the. I to the company hey. I'm into a cake. You do that and I'll take. Go. How much is the cake mole nervous because you don't say? Like I'm trying to like however irate. The email I'm like China hope it looks like you know I'm like a real poor person. That's trying to get a nice person cake so anyway. I'm trying to laugh just all the way through, but I'm like I! Don't I'm Keith? Nice cakes! Could you tell me about them? So go. Hey, you know how much for this cake in the picture and. Take a guess how much. Okay so it's significant I, don't I WANNA say. Five hundred is a lot two hundred dollars two hundred say. Sure two hundred, apparently I look like an asshole all right so thirty five dollars. Now, of course, okay so. I say how much for the Rainbow Cake and hundred and fifty dollars. Okay, and I go out. And how much is it without that little stupid ice cream cone on? She goes to the Oh, oh, I didn't add the ice cream cone or the or the whites buttercream. That's dripping down the front or they lower. Nobody, your letter, you're not ready for an ice cream cone. It's a cupcake. I said the smallest habits, a fuck, it and the cupcake. So she goes I gotTA. Go that's a lot I. don't know what cakes are. Maybe. Maybe I could do like a picture cake and she goes one hundred dollars. We could put a picture on top. And do a rainbow. Look at even the what I want with a rainbow. This cake has a rainbow on the outside. She's like we the cake place that we could draw rainbow and like I I don't know is of different levels, Rainbow Flavor. You're just painting. Are you shoveled crayons it I. Don't know what I'm getting, but I can't ask because hopefully she's thinking. I didn't even take that cake into minds right because it's gotta be half a surprise, so then. They sent me back A. A cake that has a picture on top, and it says you know just the the example, happy second birthday. Why did talk that one specifically for her? Is that is just. This was just an example. Your partner, second birthday okay I'm sorry, please. No, but she did. Write on the counter being funny happy. Kyle's twenty first birthday so I had them. Go all right. I'll give you a picture of gave a picture of Kyle, and then I. Had the cake say Happy Twenty? First Birthday. And it. was. Cute were no rainbows of any kind. I was thinking. Do I take marker and draw side because it's just plain white. You can see on the website. HOW THE TURNED OUT! She came and you WanNa, talk about buttercream. All over the floor. She loved it. Loved it and I'm like Oh my goodness and something I do on birthdays. Because I I realized I never get it right. is now I just give like? A bunch of Shit to overwhelm you. You don't really know what you've got. You know you got a lot of stuff, and so it must be good, and it was a hit because she was. If your girlfriend go on the phone right away to tell her friends what happened? You blew it I had like four cards. She likes all that you know face, lotions and potions, so we got our whole bunch of that shit. She likes pretzels. Here's a bag of pretzels dawn. Here's the wine you recently said you liked, and it's just A. Cable crack and she's like Yay and I'm like okay. Wow, so, what is a surprise? And then, but then you open the freezer for different kinds of ice creams that she likes al-Qaeda and get the ice cream top. No. There was right so now you get you get four. This is even better you get haagen-dazs and Ben and Jerry's. Even better than you laying that to her. Now. Here's here's what I gave you and here's what I didn't get you. Let me let me show you. This menu of everything that been I decided for various reasons to leave out. Sincerely, I think now. This isn't the most important part of it, but with all that ice cream and other stuff that you got probably two hundred dollars is the exact right guests. It's not important that I nailed it exactly right, but. Also I like that when I asked you about the pressure, like. Of course, there's external pressure potentially coming from a person. But there's also I feel like the reason I was asking. 'cause like there's only so much that you could do so the the amount of pressure that you put on yourself like is I think limited to be like. Should I go to a place? I can't go to a place. I can only only reach as far as I can. So but I'm glad it worked out. It worked out and when I think of things, clever things, but I think about him by accident, so I get the cake. I thought it'd be have some kind of rainbow something on it it. Didn't I happen to see a card that said I I forget what the metaphor was, but like you're the greatest. The greatest of rainbow cakes with the Unicorn on top so I get the car. Then I go all I have a rainbow cake nominee. Go the dollar store and buy little toy UNICOR. That's what dating like you get that. That's great. I have I think one or two things to add like number one my question is. Do you do anything special for your birthday each year? And also, here's an idea for next year for still in quarantine, or at all I guess I instead of wondering whether you should get the rainbows the extras. Here's what you do. Don't get any of the extra basic cake and then tell her close your eyes and then feeder the whole cake before she can see whether there's rainbows are not. Seduced cake by the way, was it all? It's a good cake shore. Okay I didn't Kyle Rote like. On instagram. Yea, I got this cake from you know at empire cakes and. They didn't give it to me. Thank you empire cake, doing all the work of making my birthday the best also whatever dollar store Unicorn. This is these are my two thanks. The MTA, when either precariously carry this cake around for forty minutes. Have you have you all heard of? Aj Jacobs. He is a writer who wrote among other things. A book called thanks a thousand where I believe the whole book I. Haven't read it yet, but my understanding is he thanks everyone, a thousand people who are responsible for his morning cup of coffee. So like the people who made the coffee. The people who like ground the beans he goes to like all over the world to the people who like trucked it. The people who transported at the people who anybody who was involved in any way. He thanked one thousand people for the Cup of coffee that he drinks each morning or one particular morning, so my question is, is that what your partner Kyle is doing? Keith in you're not. You're one of a thousand people who helped make this possible, and I think that that's nice well I know I have a question, yeah! Guys still married no, our relationship going well. Does that Guy Have Trust Fund. And why's he abusing it? Oh, I mean he is a working writer, and that is one of the things that he wrote I believe he got paid to write the book. Wait until this guy tries fresh squeezed orange juice. A boy can take all afternoon. So yeah so I. IT reminds me the way I do. Birthdays now is like. Like when I was a kid and I tried to get my first apartment, but I didn't have any credit so instead. I just throw a hundred sheets of paper at the guy. I guess this is a lot of shit. One's a recommendation from some job. You never had once your high school. Diploma needs like all right fine whatever you got. That's what I'm a I. Put magnets on the fridge that say happy birthday. I love you. I played that you know that horrible. Elliot's song at your best. It's got off. I play that when she comes in I hate those mystery TV shows so I put on Netflix as she loves him, so put that new unsolved mysteries on Netflix. Xiao by the way you know what's worse than those who done it murder shows. When the producers don't know who don it. Don't even have an ending. I was GONNA. Say Murder Probably. Keith you sit there and say that shit while she's watching her for her birthday. She gets a break from your commentary I didn't say anything. I Better Watch the whole thing. I'm I, mocked it, but I wasn't non overwhelmingly. Have you guys heard about the new? And I want to let you guys know this just going to be a joke. It's GONNA sound serious, but I want to give you. Heads up. This is a joke coming real quick. It'll be as soon as I started. It'll be done Have you heard about the new documentary series? It's a featuring murderer in the comedy scene the south. It's a gator done it. That is the joke is over now and. Just wanted to give you a heads up that it was happening and it's done Napalese. Continue in La Ideally to pay a little more attention because I'm like okay, got the heads up. Yet I started thinking Dick. We need to call the show heads up I'm still listening and then. told the joke, and I was like wait what murdering as like it was a joke. Oh Yeah. It somebody in Larry the cable guy's life that he is searching for the killer of. This is a great idea for a thing to have just said green you set. Well, okay. You think if he didn't get it out. You'd have an ulcer. You know. These days think here's the thing Keith is. For every had nothing is coming. Here's the next thing. Here's a thing. For every one of those that I do think there are a whole ocean. That's a wave in an infinite. So I offered to you the same way that you don't tell Kyle about. All the cakes didn't get I. Don't tell you about all the jokes I didn't make so. That's just an example of what could be happening all the time and I offer you this opportunity. Gratitude that it's not what's happening. shoutouts girlfriend Greenie. But it does it seems like I did well in the then that night I let her fuck Jason. Momoa and everything came together. You dressed. Up As command and we had sex and I put in headphones because I don't want to hear what she's saying about it, but we had a good time. Did you see this? Guy, Jason memo or the guy that plays a man of course, the bad ass from game of thrones. He's GonNa. He's GonNa. Be Cast supposedly in frosty the snowman movie. and his ass tall as the bad ass snowman as the bad as frosty the snowman. He's like I. Guess what I could be fat to. If I want like you, mother fucker. Are we talking about appropriation now of all times. Could be white snow, your Hawaiian! What the fuck do you know about snow? That's rude. It's simply rude as he Hawaiian. Yes okay. This sounds like a personal issue, so let's let Keith work that out. He can't save his because it was caused birthday, so he has to wailing. Keith did you want to be in the snowman movie? It's. Presentation tation Mac I'd like to I'd like to be asked. There's a couple of things I can do. Killer. Who are your favorite people that look like you or that? You know you to other you're not Jason Momoa, but who are the people that are like you that you love seeing a movie that you're like. Thank you for representing me and my people who Fred Flintstone. I. I the insane person from full metal, jacket and frosty, the snowman, and there's gotta be like a wrestler or something right? This is getting offensive. Let me tell you my. First Time. We did the Keith and the girl roast I go take them A. I wonder what they're going to say. A little nervous, and then can this says wild. Here's the things they could say. They might Joe. I mean who cares. Your junk a piece of shad. You're stupid. You get lost easily I. Okay. Let's wait until they say it doesn't stop them from saying it. Powell either it's going to be saying it or one. Mike Lord Jesus here's a here's a question about this that I like asking people is when people do an impressive thing that sometimes. When you wrote someone, you might like. Do an impression of them. You're like. Oh, you're like this. Which sometimes I. Come on here, Keith or hundred you might do an impression of me I love it. It's delightful. My question to you is when people do impressions of you. Can you do an impression of what those impressions are like? I think term. We're close Keefe I'm sorry booze. That's not how I say tink. Can you do an impersonation of people doing impersonations of you? Oh, you know it ends up being sort of like a rhyme and then a time, and then they think it's just like words and birds and absurd nerds, and it's just it's not all just rhymes is I think my message to be able? THE END OF MOCKING Bird. Back to regular talking in three to. Did you guys have a good fourth of July weekend? I had I had a nice. In in the context of what's going on now, I had. Time weekend. Saturday was Lover Day so I had a nice time, and but I have these giant giant giant sparklers, and unlike for the July. We're GONNA like do it and take pictures. Yeah, cove it and I completely forgot, and then all of a sudden nighttime comes in a I here like bombs exploded on. What's going on in our neighborhood? So I think I missed it. I March during it. I had a sign. That said Oh, countries matter. Funny and that's how I celebrated the fourth. Mike we were just used. Oh No. Oh that is, that is what that was. Like a comedian is on stage and was like hey. Fun Stories about their pets, and like maybe you anyway, here's the thing I wanted to say about pets. Luckily I do. I miss the hotdog eating contest this year. Normally I, see it I. Get into it. But snow. Surprise Joey not want again. He always wins. He really made it. All the time they put it underneath. The. Put in there so. It isn't a private location. There wasn't an audience, so maybe they do better without the crowd. Have, you guys ever the chestnut eating contests that Joey hotdog wins every year. Can you imagine? All right and now I feel like I'm being used somehow, but I haven't figured out last time I warned. You and you didn't like that this time, warn you. As I'm trying to give you guys what you want. Do you want a joke? That's dumb with a warning that the joke is dumb or a joke. That's done without warning. Those are the only two options. Chestnut down seventy five hotdogs and buns in ten minutes to break his own world record of seventy four. This is the thirteenth time he's won. The mustard belt the runner up second place forty two hotdogs again. His was seventy-five second-place even close now. And the woman up like doesn't that just kind of goes? Why would I keep eating this I? Can't even catch up if I wanted to. Well, it's probably like. There used to be I think maybe still is the Seattle and San Francisco. Comedy competitions remember one year years ago. Cosstalk Economopoulos told me I think he was in the Seattle Competition and Mitch Hedberg one it. Everyone knew from the beginning like Oh. This guy is like running away with it. He's definitely gonNA. Win is like we're all just playing for second, so I think I got it, so it's like an honor to become the second place to like one of the greats so. Happening I'll give you that. I'll give you that glass. That's hassle, thank you. I was reading Nikki six the genius lyricist the Great Motley. In the heroin diaries. He says how I think. It was Dr Feelgood that made it to it was their highest ranking album, and made it to number two. They said Whitney, Houston's was number one and he's like I don't count. That were number one. Number one album. Let me ask you a question that I. Actually have an answer for myself. Have you guys ever been involved in a Guinness? World record winning experience. I'll tell you mine. It's I am also curious, but. One, one or two years in a row I think the longest comedy show which was like took place over the course of maybe a week or so in In Nashville somewhere in Tennessee and the one you're, they got they broke the record and then the next year they did it again and broke the record by five minutes more, and then I think they interviewed everyone and they're like. What should we do next year next year? You should do it again, but miss it by ten minutes. and. Why not that'd be funny? It's so my and I'll put the question to you. Have you been involved in Guinness Record Winning While! There's two two parts of that first of all I get when when I'm a millionaire, my goal is going to be to defeat all the stupid Guinness Records. The ones that don't take any scale biggest pizza. Minus two more inches on it. tallest ice cream I'm one more scoop those asshole things I we we were going to have for our marathons that we do. We have the record for seventy six hours, but we're like okay. Let's make official Guinness record. One of these years and Guinness has all these weird rules to it, and you have to pay them, and we're like fuck this. If we have the record, we have the record intimate to pay them a lot. And also the one of the rules is how quickly we have to P and shit. And I'm just like I. Don't know that I can promise you that. You need to have one. You actually need to have someone there. Monitoring welcome every time Keith and I get up there like is at a p break. They mark it down, and if you don't wipe and wash your hands fast enough, which by the way maybe that's why we're on this pandemic. Because you wanted everyone, wash your hands so fucking fast and. That's right. That's right also I just would like to point out that the book most quoted by Keith Malley is Nikki six. The heroin diaries thank you. Let me here I have a question and a statement. One is guys. No, sorry, they're. Both questions the comedian George Watson, who earlier this year during during the pandemic spent thirty three hours, thirty three minutes, and thirty three seconds freestyle, rapping like to raise money for various causes without sleeping when he continued rapping like when he went to the bathroom like he had just you know Mike that. Going, and it was unbelievable I loved it so much, but my question to you is like he was only one person, so of course he had to keep going, but. Your podcast, it could still be your podcast if one of us in the bathroom and the other one's talking to a guest so cal that to Guinness Bro Okay. We will not into it. You mean thought about starting a new podcast called either Keith or the girl having your first guest be the other one, and then only one you. Only Keith will have to keep a tight. We're we're thinking of starting a podcast where it's fifty hosts and fuck you. GET US HA-. Everyone's on my no hosts all guests. I just called the Guinness World Record Money Raising podcasts. You heard it here first Mike Sprain. The female hotdog eater Mickey Pseudo. They have their own category. She, she's always in first place. She eight, forty eight and a half hot dogs, so she ate more than the second place guy. I don't understand what is the difference between male and female do they wipe their mouth differently like she has to do the quarter they. Only Wipe Ramsey looks pretty. What's I? Don't get it. There's the swimsuit portion as well. Imploded at the end. It's like hey, do swimsuit first. They have to talk about world peace and what they want in. In these folks! Forty, eight and a half hot dogs, the second-place woman sixteen so again even with the females not even close, so let's let's let's understand what this means with. How Great Joey Chestnut is that seek of the greatest of all time? Michael Jordan Tom Brady. Let's just take those to you. Put those two together. You've combined titles of twelve. Joey chestnut has thirteen titles joey chest. That is the greatest American athlete of all time. Not much sense for America, if I may, is it possible that there are women who could eat as much or more than Joey Chestnut? But he's milch hold on hold on society pulled on, but don't want to. would find it embarrassing to. And that Joey Chestnut is the greatest American. Way. That's hard to say because that's like saying if I never got a regular job, but I started doing skateboarding at two. Could I be better than Tony Hawk? Yeah, probably, but I didn't I bet it's what we gotta do. I bet there is a woman, a non binary person or some non non male person watching Joey Chestnut every year meeting him dog for dog and just doing it. They're doing the Keith. A girl version of getting the Guinness World Record. They're like I. DON'T WANNA pay money. I'm doing it for love the dog. By the way, do you remember the Keith from the girl hotdog eating contest? Mike was in it all right I think that that's in your Keith Girl TV section right now. Yeah, I'm Mike Kaplan. Was There Michael Fox was there and I was there. All competing if I remember correctly, you came in last I did very very well. You Ate. I think zero hotdogs. In the whole time. I made the greatest taught dog. World has ever seen spoiler. And it did not go the way planned out. that. Time moves fast. That's for. That's for sure yes. Let's see what else do I wanNA. Say. What I want to say. Let's give a quick covert update USA over three million cases over one hundred thirty thousand deaths compared the second place Brazil one point, six million cases, sixty five thousand debts two-to-one, not even close all these competitions. America is the Joey Chestnut of Kovin. Five percent of the population, twenty five percent of the world's stats. Eventually you got to say. It's not China's fall after all right at a certain point, when when China's not even in the top twenty of total cases. It's probably not trying to solve anymore maybe. When do we start blaming the real person which is God he creator of all. At an just like it has to come from somewhere, right? How would you remember everybody if you're like? I can't wear mask. God doesn't give you more than you can handle. He knows you could wear masks. Perhaps wouldn't told you to mother. Earth is one manifestation of God and mother was like humans are really fucking. Shit Up. You know and God is like. Yeah, you're right so perhaps mother earth is saying. Thank you to God for this covid and course it is from a human perspective which I am. A tragedy, I understand what you're saying. No officiate, you should hear mother earth and got on Christmas. God is like I made the sun out of me God, and now it's like we're three people. What the fuck of you done and then? She's just like why do fucking Shit up? And why do you keep telling people that gays aren't cool and he's like no people are misunderstanding. She's quoting the Bible like no. You said right here is spilling seed, and it's a lot of fun. They drink a lot though to get. When you said a I created the Sun I was like Oh, I thought about like the sun in the sky, and I was like, and now the sun is three people have not been paying attention. Like what was it like? A MONRA The Sun God and Healy Hill. She pulled that shit and he was like. You know what I mean. Bitch, it was it got rough. Sound like God. That I not. All the words he's going to use them. But. It's fine all the time I paid attention. Then it makes as much sense. This fucking Americans are so stupid that we have to put masks on statues to be funny, so that people understand to wear masks. The government has. Put a mask on that lion at one of these. New York, public libraries so that people go all. It's a thing. Even statues have to wear. During a pandemic, where so cute I? Follow my cap on twitter. You can't. Do. You mind if people do. Oh, I I would encourage it if they'd like to. He wrote if it helps feel free to think of wearing a mask as building a wall around your face. You'll get lots of fun stuff like that. I, think today or depending when you're listening to it some day recently. I offered that maybe regarding masks, the left and the right could possibly. Want to switch whose pro-life pro-choice. That's great. He tweeted out in the past. We would say oh I. Just want president. I can have a beer with, and now it's just want a president who could hold onto a glass of any liquid I don't care what the fuck. And if I may just add to that I actually one hundred percent, don't care about your capacity to hold liquid or anything there. Many people I actually had some conversations with some fans and friends about the able ISM that was present in the first iteration of that statement like if somebody can't hold a glass, but can hold you know a coherent thought and their brain I am one hundred percent for that or some liquid has nothing to do with it. My my senior grab is already very offended, and it's too late where no longer friends. If that's true, okay. cancel. Let's move on your hair. Anyway, thank. You of course know Allie Mae by the way Ellie Mae was on. A My name is Keith episode makes you check it out if you had its episode Number Sixteen of the Conquest at Brown's in the room at the time, but I saw alley online. She goes by the name sleaze light. She goes by that and they also by. It's it's the Roller Derby name. You know these as like a lady. Macbeth for example would be a roller, sexy roller or lady, Macbeth? You do that, too. We're told SOC I see they wrote online. We're told to report businesses, not following the CDC guidelines and the police will get involved. But what do you do when it's the police? Not Not following the guidelines and they put this. They took their phone and took video of two cops. One cop had the mask on the other din, and the one with the mask and see what's going on right away because he's smart enough to wear masks so. He's just using his is his mouth and nose covered, so he gets more vision. So he, he walks away. From the video and and Ali I believe it was Allie says. Hey, what You're not wearing a mask. You. Think maybe you could wear masks in the cup goes. I have trouble breathing with the mask. No Pun right so when you're saying is that breathing is important for human life. Is that just WanNa just WanNa don real briefly. He's he's a little condescending, but. But. It's obviously fully ridiculous regardless, and he says. I have trouble breathing now first of all. Okay don't have the massive. Nobody's by you WANNA push it because you're a cop to set an example, but okay, but once somebody walks to you. Put the mask on acting like you always do plus their phone is out. You fucking idiot officer Oskar. And so allie comes up is like I'll get. You're not wearing a mess now hurts debris out. Does it hurt to breed like you know? George Floyd couldn't breathe and the COP goes. Yes, exactly like that. It's exactly like that. Where do you think these videos go? You can go viral. No pawn nowadays in two seconds. Problems is find somebody without a mask. You're an officer. It's about you right now, and you're just going to be Sark. Sarcastic in into a camera, but you could be trusted to be on the streets. It's almost as if they don't really think that. They're going to be held accountable for anything for some reason. Employed have we found that any of these you know we captured you on video? Being shipard has anything happened to any cop over it like well I mean. There are certainly some some deaths that have been caused by the police that due to the protests and videos, and you know spreading that information around people. Some people have been fired. Some people have been charged. Certainly more than it seems like has happened in the past, but you're talking about more explicitly. Just an Asshole, not wearing a mask no! Just, these these quote mistakes that they made the the fights that we see the. Just anything the aggression. How about when they mauled people over New York with their car. And, just just regular shit punching people out of nowhere spring there is I don't know if anything's happening I would like you guys to look it up for me and get back to me. Thank you. Oh Yeah. It's SORTA like when there's a newspaper article and there's like a headline which has an error in it. And then they put a retraction the next day on the back of paper, and so everyone saw the mistake or what was happening. What was said by a politician? And then there's a bunch of people that are like actually that nobody hears so probably some things are happening that we in response that we don't know about I refuse I. Refuse to look into it for you, please. Please do it for me. But what a country! Am I? Wrong, Mike? Oh I thought you were going to stop after the third syllable. Just as the famous Russian comedian said Yacov SMIRNOFF, what indeed? A country. Jimmy, Mack says the US is the only place on earth where poor people shunt free healthcare and free education, because rich people tell them to. I saw somebody tweeted. Maybe Tompkins a fantastic. Follow I think it was him who or Patton Oswalt, some good comedian. Nice person put I think that. Maybe it was nine, hundred, Sixty, eight or somewhere in the late sixties, early seventies is one seat belts became mandatory, and there were similar people wrecking similarly to masks today to be like that I have my freedom. You can't make me be safe I don't want to. Lambert I remember when we when I first started driving, they started putting CPA belt. Laws like they started pulling people over just for seatbelts, which was very unusual, because as a kid we were, we were in the car without a seat belt all the time. My parents didn't wear one. It didn't matter. It took me a while to be to not associate putting a seat belt on with being a Dork. Own which which I couldn't even you know that's? That's not even a thought in my head right now. I feel naked without a seatbelt. If I'm in the car, so the has one now. She's recording in a closet. If I may come to do a brief impression of one of your bullies as a kid, this is. look at you with your seatbelt wanted to live. Oh, you think living so cool. Lynn's not cool bro. That's my cameras bully as a child. He you were with me in high school. It was also a little bit of leg. Show. Oh, I'm going to go somewhere and breed. Yoga's so good for me I exercising Oh, do you feel better? Do you have muscles now? Oh my favorite part about that is imagining that person afterwards like goes on their own. They're like after saying those homes. I do actually feel better, but I can't. I can't reveal that to anybody else. I gotTA keep this inner peace within. Lift every voice and sing, commonly known as the black national anthem is expected to be performed live or played before every week one NFL game. Cova Buddha brings up this point. Stop police from killing us. We canceled answer. Mama stop police from killing us. We canceled the golden girls. Episode Stock. Police from killing us We'll see the black national anthem one time out of sixteen. Right right but I'm for for each, game. Yes okay. Who came up with the idea? The NFL the came up with the you know the. Signs on businesses that are like you know. We've been serving the community since eighteen, Fifteen, thousand and twenty seven, so basically the NFL is like NFL supporting racial equality since two thousand twenty. We hope you know. It. They are talking about sincerely and seriously changing the name of the Washington Redskins and the joke being. Of course you know. What are they? GonNa put instead of Washington, but they're GONNA ask you. That was a joke that the onion made, and also I made at one point, and I saw that you liked my joke of it on twitter. Thank you for doing mickey absolutely absolutely. I I'm not friends with the onion Ha-. Yeah, it's a it looks like it may happen Nike. Fedex Pepsi Co. each received a letter signed by eighty seven different investors and shareholders whose total net worth is six hundred twenty billion dollars, the letters, urging the companies to pull their sponsorship, unless the redskins changed their nickname Fedex. Name rates at least worried that people were concerned about how people felt about the words, redskin no were pulling your money. Your like that so obvious, it's clear to weird. A Fedex has stadium rights in the CEO Fedex has the majority of shares of The Washington Redskins I. Say you make picture you go the stadium. It just says not the redskins. Keith I don't know that that would make everyone happy. But I do like the joke that you made and also to come to this point. I feel like this is perhaps if not perfect, but an imperfect version of capitalism at work, if there are customers of these businesses are like hey, why are you putting your name on this place where this offensive word? Word appears. We are going to stop using your Your Business, and so the businesses like Oh like a business isn't really even a thing. It's just you know there's no people that are fedex, but there's people who work there that are like we want. Customers End Society is changing, and so we'd love to have some of those society changing dollars so Question, that's what man's planning is key. Didn't we already do the Redskins? Didn't we fix the Redskin name already? Didn't we already go through? This wasn't thing for a while with their other. They they always talk about it now. It seems that it's going to be time I was. They were still taught, so it was the same team that's been what takes a couple of decades to talk about it. Yeah, of course. But. You know what I mean when you came up I. It's not even that time changed like. Even if it's fifty years ago. You didn't think him in the name of chiefs. Like? You didn't even think that could be a problem you. I mean when you came up with fifty years ago with the name Vikings. Did anybody go? Could that be bad and they went well? We can't Google it. That wasn't invented alright viking. Some tough, let's do it. Know I mean that Pittsburgh. They at least want steel doesn't offend people. That is a bad name. Okay, what you say that every time because we're GONNA have to buy new shirts me. Fan? The Pittsburgh Coppers. There's no problem there. Wait wait a second Keith Yeah. Copper means a couple different things that might be. Right you think Coppola's okay. I'm saying like the Middle Coppers. They people tore down in Rochester. New York the Frederick Douglass. Stature. He's the. He was saying hey, he's black and he was saying well. Why are you celebrating July fourth. Back back here at eighteen fifty two. When this isn't our country, and so these races say hey, you wanNA tear. That are statues I tear down your statutes, so statues everywhere getting decapitated and remove. People. People just came outside. They're not sure what to do with their Energy Energia. Guess at ice as take down all the statues. There is no person that can be a statue. Did we not learn anything from forty years in the desert, no statues. Why are we glorifying a human being like that? Anyway, we come to the. Don't like what God said, so shouldn't you be for? All the time and also. Apologies for my, I didn't mean that you weren't saying everything that was true I. Just meant say it with a happy voice so. Planning it was more cat calling and he sincerely this is thing that I believe I learned once about where the name cops and Co calling the police coppers came from. Somewhere maybe England they had buttons that were made of copper, so people started calling them coppers because of the copper buttons that they had. At Keith would've looked that up five minutes before he signed that paper to trademark coppers. That's how the steelers came up. Yeah, absolutely, take a take a GD second. You know that Selma. The famous some bridge. that. who was a John Lewis led that march across. Yeah, it's still named after KKK Grand Wizard Edmund pettus bridge. It's safe to say you could change. That and people won't get lost in Alabama. History keys his. I know he worked for the Ku Klux Klan. who was a confederate general, but know I'm kind of used to the name. Names all the time. Named, names have changed all the time for one reason or another change. A fucking name happens to be a white bridge to. Change the color of the bridge. On. To something rain though I was doing his Sayeret. Data. They ordered a Rainbow Bridge Mike. They gotTA fuck it. The nullum mother fucker hundred. Here's good news for what it's worth. A right you know. Story, of Jeffrey, abstaining, you know his cohort gylain Maxwell Jelena has been arrested by the FBI officers and agents arrested in the Hamptons. Now, we just have to keep her alive and see if this goes anywhere. Did you see that Netflix Special Mike I? Did I did watch? I believe filthy. Rich is the name of the Multi Episode Docu Series Yeah it's it is. I think probably saying it's bananas is not being harsh. yeah. It is it is difficult to believe what is happening. And it's insane, and what I thought was interesting. Is they show you the usual suspects that went to the side lengths right they they show you woody. Allen you go! Yeah, of course, the fuck kids Harvey Weinstein to fuck. It's Bill Clinton I believe it. Kevin Spacey Okay. Then they show. Chris Tucker, who I've always loved and I'm like I Chris Tucker now. They don't go out of their way to say Chris Tucker Fuck that. That these girls, but you took all this time to put together. A docu series and their flags has lawyers. Chris Tucker was an in that by mistake. They probably said. Hey. What about Chris Tucker in the director goes? You know what I would just want to leave it at that, but yeah I know exactly what I'm putting out there so I, am. They do because yes, Docu series in the know what they're doing, but didn't. Didn't don't we know that more people went to the island, and these are the specific names imagine if they're naming them. That's what I'm saying. You're saying it must be some combination of like if they have any evidence that you're probably guilty, then they'll put you in the movie because the person sues, and then they have to prove that there has to be proof of some kind in one direction or the other, but or it. It could be just if you're not at whatever your clout score is celebrity wise if you're if you're star isn't as high like you know. What's Chris Tucker done movie? Wise lately like at the time Big Star and they're showing like you know prestige of being how the millionaires the billionaires. They're going to this place example Chris Tucker. I don't think Chris. Tucker can probably survive a long legal battle with net flicks these days. But I also think that's. Even more reason Chris looks guilty to me based on this TV. Show is because like you're saying offense to him. He's horsing. Yeah, right, but who is he now? So you know if the just try to bring up big names to shock us. You wouldn't throw in Chris Tucker, but if you have some kind of proof, it is important to throw in Chris there. I don't know I guess. We'll see as long as you know. This woman doesn't hang herself. Because guards were sleeping well, cameras happen to be broken during her suicide. Well, we'll say tune into rush hour for to find out. But man you see these saw Alan Dershowitz in this TV show. Yeah, that should head lawyer and he goes out today. What does this woman says? She was underage and I fucked her. I dare lower. I'm a lawyer. Saying this idea heard to say Alan. Dershowitz I forget her name. Fuck me and Johnson and then they cut to the woman in her house, and she goes Alan Dershowitz faulk May, and Johnson next scene really yeah I. Don't remember it exactly, but certainly I wouldn't be surprised. Situation it's absolutely no exaggeration I watched I. Think an episode and a half and I was like man. I think I know where this is going and it's. Just I guess I'll get updated by Keith which seems like a shitty thing to drop, but. Thought you wanna say seems like a shitty place to get information from. Keith Schiller Predation Keith's dead on paraphrasing of exactly. He's basically reading a transcript all the time. Jilin faces six charges, including conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illicit sex acts enticement of a minor to travel to engage in illegal sex acts conspiracy to transport. MINERS INTEND TO ENGAGE GAIJIN criminals sexual activity transportation of a minor with intend to engage in criminal sexual activity and perjury. Does the lawyer go perjury? Ship archery. Can we get rid of that one with what? Is. What about the actual sexual abuse? Didn't she touch these girls also? In. In the first episode, the first main woman said that they sat her down in like each of them just reached over awkwardly in Wichita her boob while they were talking to her about normal shit. That's right there now I. Don't know if this one was of age that specific. Oh, because then her sister was underage, and she got abuse so I don't know if that was. Still at that sexual misconduct, it might not be for two minor but something. There were hundreds hundreds of underage girls easily. She definitely did some of the touching. I if convicted, she could face up to thirty five years in prison so hopefully she starts yapping his. She show of course be dead. She gets thirty five years. She has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing. I'd love to. Can you imagine that these fucking TV shows? Get more shit done. THAN COPS. Detectives can oh my God Kaethe. This is I I. Don't know if you're going there exactly. But when when everyone's saying defend, the police and people are like well. What's GONNA be there? Instead of the police you're like. Netflix more more documentaries because that's going to be a legitimate deterrent. Documentary Murdoch for Netflix Oh. You're a detective now. Really more filmmaker I just take a story and find the answer in the criminal I guess so, but used the audiences help you see we're. We're just listening. We're using our senses and also putting it out there that other people can use their senses to report back information. I don't know if that is what detectives are doing or should be, but also here's the thing. The beautiful part of it is that if there's ever an abusive power of one of these netflix's documentarian, they'll be a bunch of others. It'll just know instead of just like the Blue Wall of silence. There's of course there's internal affairs, but internal Netflix's internal affairs instead of law and order Svu. I I told you me and my girlfriend. We watch that new show we don't know. Hello guys. This guy jumped off a roof to his death, but we doubt it. We don't know call winning hundred unsolved mysteries. All right, we'll get it done ourselves I. Guess and of course this woman. With sort of America's most wanted where people tuned in, and then they they used to find the murderers and the terminals because they would put it in this way, they would have reenactments, and then that person on the run is is viewed by all of America and can just be identified. Word Mix right. Worthy were cops so. They're showing like all these pictures now with people standing next to this horrible woman and you can't help but wonder okay. Were you on the plane? Did you know each other is a picture of her and Walt Disneyworld next goofy now. We got to keep an eye on him. Now. You know this fucking goofball. Here's the picture I see. Accurate he's. Will you hold that up again? Please sure I'm sorry. Is Is that not I'm sorry to make this a big deal, but isn't that Pluto? As Pluto. The DOC okay, yeah I. I don't want. The wrong. Made up character arrested gay right, yeah! I, get a little loose with the facts. Here's a picture. This is taken one thousand, nine, hundred, twenty, one July fourth ball at the overlook hotel. You can see her right over here behind the sky. We'll put all the pictures on the website. Of course it let me mention this. Please free tickets to this Saturday's live keith girls. Show it's an. Can you hear that in the background? For a second I was like talking. We're going to do another aside trailers game show. Very excited this Saturday Matteo Lane Ben. Lerman Jesse. Joyce Matthew Brain Dylan Adler here tickets this Saturday again. If you're a VIP member, get your tickets for free. All the information is that Keith and the girl dot com slash tickets. All these people working together against me and I'M GONNA. Make them all cry I, believe you. Thank you. Well, these are these are old school. Keith and the girl people are cat, Ga best new guest, Dylan Adler, just one Matteo Lane One ben, Lerman, one and They all have high Keith and the girl. Episode counts except for Dylan, Adler. WHO's at new best new guests, but we thought you guys might like them. All right follow Mike Online at Mike. Kaplan on twitter and instagram. The website is Mike Kaplan dot com. He was also like I said on the recent Keith McGee roasts that we did very rude, but very fun. Why that out for you soon? Yes, I can. Think of roasts because you're such a nice guy. It was I I wanted to of course because you're GonNa make fun of everything on whatever topic and you're very good, but do you. Visit Harmed I can't believe that you interrupted Keith plugging my new album to ask me a reasonable question. Sincerely I love comedy, and I love what I loved in a roast is when the people are people who actually know each other care about each other like no things like that. It's the at the core of it. It's because you love and respect and are at least like and enough to know. If you know someone, you must like them enough to have gotten to know things about them, and so it is fun to play in. In that playground for me like I wouldn't want to go on a roast just to make fun of if they're like higher to make fun of these people that you don't know like or respect that wouldn't be my favorite thing, but when it's the other way I love watching and door, being a part of when it's love at the core. Just so everybody knows Mike was way mean around the roast and what he just said. Fewer saying. Mike's new album AKA is available on apple, music or blonde. MEDICINE DOT COM. Slash, Aka. It's true and Keith. I've told you this before and I. Don't know if I have yet sent you a link to it. I'll send to both of you, but one of the tracks and thus and part of one of the. The whole cruxes of the album wouldn't exist without this show and you saying something that I repeated back. People laughed at and I kept doing that. Well, it's interesting is. What's under is being recorded in. We'll take our cut in a couple. Go. Oh, yeah I understand I mean. When you have me on a podcast when you? Fat Watchman thing I think or wherever this came from I. You know like. Are you worried Rohrschack they're like that? You're going to be in that. You're trapped in there with them. He's like they should be worried that they're trapped in here with me, so I have agreed to be on your show and you're like you must agree to be recorded like you've agreed to be recorded so. I go thanks for being here. Mike and he says thanks for the New Apple. Thank you for having me here I? Know that when we the first thing I said on the show, I said thank you for having me my friends and you guys made fun of that so I'm like. Oh, the whole thing opposed alright. Okay? I'M NOT GONNA fall into that trap again. Thank you once. Shame on me. Thank you twice. Shame on gotta go.

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Apple 2019 Event #038

GNC Week In Review

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Apple 2019 Event #038

"This week from GNC Week in review power by GEEK NEW CENTRAL DOT COM apple announces the next iphone and more gained stop is closing stores tech CEOS are asking Brewery Federal Data Law Plus Uber is laying off jobs. Those are some of the tech news stories of Miss Week and and it's Saturday in September fourteenth twenty nineteen my name is Kirk corless and episode thirty eight of GNC Week in review podcast part of the the tech podcast network you but it's here thank you so much for tuning in for this week's episode if you are new listener please be sure to subscribe to podcast asked where you can find on the right hand side column at GNC Weekly. Dot Com be at apple podcast. Google podcast your favorite podcast APP android or on in tune in spotify stitcher comment suggestion WanNa say hi be it on social media or email facebook twitter and g mail those can be found at GNC weekly dot com forward slash conduct were and jump in with the tech news from this week and from Geek News Central Dot Com and there was a lot a lot of news from there from Apple and there are twenty one thousand nine event in California at the Steve Jobs Theater and so we're going to do the jobs theater and we're GONNA dive into it I up the IPHONE. Eleven is here. The sixty four gigabyte iphone eleven brings things the entry level price brand new phone down to six hundred ninety nine dollars its lowest point since the iphone eight debuted in twenty seventeen the new iphone eleven eleven pro and iphone eleven pro Max pickup or last year's Iphone X. S. and IPHONE X. s Max off starting at nine hundred ninety nine dollars ores in one thousand nine hundred dollars respectively the most expensive configuration apple now on Tuesday. The five hundred twelve gigabyte IPHONE PROMEX cost one thousand forty one thousand four hundred forty nine dollars. That's the same price that's the same price that the five hundred twelve to give a five five hundred twelve gigabyte iphone X. Mack sold for before apple discontinued to this past Tuesday along with similar so along with similar sibling the IPHONE X. S. apple said it will continue to sell both the IPHONE X. and iphone eight an eight plus and lowered their respective starting prices too so I will link up in the show notes from CNN dot com at shows apple is offer is also offering significant discounts to customers who trading trading who started about apple is also offering significant discounts to customers who trade in an old iphone when buying the new one from up to six hundred dollars for an Iphone S. X. backs to up to forty five dollars for iphone as e Apple TV. Maybe plus will launch with nine originals on November. First including Jason Momoa is a sci-fi series Scifi series see and the Jennifer Aniston and led the morning. Show TV plus will launch on November first four four dollars ninety nine cents per month. This monthly costs includes family access and we'll give a whole year free of apple. TV plus he buy a new IPHONE IPAD APPLE TV so here's a quick rundown of what these series and and a very series and original products are I the morning show mentioned. The second ago is a series about the politics of the morning a morning TV show stores understand along with Reese Witherspoon in Steve Carell see again. I'm Tom mentioned a second. AGO is a story about a group of humans trying to. I'm trying to survive in a world where humans have lost sight for all mankind as a new series from battle star GALACTICA executive producer Ronald D Moore and the mansions and alternate alternate reality were of the global space where the global space race number ended. Dickinson is a dramatic attic period piece about the poet. Emily Dickinson played by Hailee Steinfeld. The Elephant Queen is a documentary exploring the threat of elephant extension extent extinction addiction. Excuse me help stirs new series from the creators of Sesame Street and we'll follow according to apple cody and a team of vibrant monsters who loved old loved to help solve problems snoopy and space. It's a new series from peanuts worldwide and D. H. X. Medium foul that follows Charlie Brown's lovable dog as follows his dream of becoming a national go straight it goes right or excuse me is a reinvention of the original all series in fines poor kids teaming up to release fictional characters books last but certainly not least Oprah Oprah will join Apple TV plus they this series was that Peter was quote compelling offer compelling authors in conversation cornices corn to apple quote compelling authors in conversation as oprah builds builds a vibrant global global book community and other projects that were people around the world and share meaningful ways to create positive change most of TV plus series plus series. Excuse me will premiere with will premiere with three episodes with one new episode rolling up each week four seasons and some series however will be available at once the company also announced that there will be new series announced every month. It's not clear when those will arrive. Some of the next the series include servant tooth be told and a little America to feature films Halo Banker will also be released in the coming once apple released IPAD on September thirtieth with support for last several years of IPAD models whilst mostly a name change this is technically the first release release Brian Pet Iowa's in a BIPEDAL IPAD in June apple announced. It will be splitting apart. IOS which until now has not until now has been the operating system for both the iphone and the IPAD so there is a separate version of the WES phones and tablets. It's not sure exactly we held the two really are under the hood but apple is starting to differentiate more and more and more adds more power features to the IPAD IPAD UH-HUH S. comes with much was comes with some much anticipated teachers including apple including athlete including apple finally adding widgets it's to the home screen and also brings quote desktop class browsing safari an updated files APP and improvements multitasking the Os will debut you on the new ten point IPAD which apple is opening orders which opening orders started on back on Tuesday and we'll be in stores rosenstone thirtieth. If you our own IPAD air two or later and IPAD pro a fifth generation later ipad or IPAD mini four later you'll be able to install the update on your tablet over on Geek News Central Dot Com also apple also announced the Apple Watch series five apple. What series five five is available to order in foreign countries and regions and applewhite series five is available to excuse me the Apple The Washington five. GPS is available to order borland countries and regions and applewhite series five apple. What series five GPS and cellular sure is available to order in trying to to order in twenty two countries and regions both models will be available to both models will be available install resorting this Friday September Twentieth Apple Watch series five has always had an has an always on retina display the never sleeps it makes it easy for people to see the time without raising or tapping the play apple says the watch apple says the watch face has been carefully optimized for new display display and to preserve the screen intelligent dims when the users versus down and returns to full brightness with a raise or tap the Apple Watch series spy operas quote all day eighteen hour battery life it also has encompass and updated maps APP to allow users to see which waiter facing the eight new compass APP shows incline latitude longitude and current elevation apple. What series five? GPS starts at three hundred ninety nine dollars. US and Apple Watch series vibe GPS and cellular starts at four hundred ninety nine dollars the series three with bill in GPS optical heart rate sensor and were resistance starts a new low price at one hundred ninety nine dollars and serious series three GPS and cellular is two hundred ninety nine dollars and closing out the apple news this week. Apple Arcade will launch on September nineteenth four four dollars nine hundred a month they knew giving service which subscribers play over one hundred games across an iphone IPAD apple TV or Mack was previously announced in June at Apple's spring event were also debuted new apple TV TD plus streaming which debuted the new apple TV plus and News Plus News and magazine offering as with news plus. There's also a one one myth there is also a one month free trial players able to start on one device and continue playing another with an apple with apple also touting that arcade caid will allow you to play games even when you're lying with progress rethinking once you internet with Iowa thirteen apples support. ps four and xbox xbox box. One Controller is sick and play with either onscreen or physical controls in streaming. Newsweek water media announcing announced that signed wide ranging agreement with bad with bad robot cheap to Abrahams and Cosio Katie my Katie McGrath won the begins immediately and last until twenty twenty twenty four neither side has revealed the financial details behind the agreement however variety says it deal valued at a whopping five hundred million dollars allers sources told the publication that could be worth even more the products that come out at reach agreeing upon that performance targets under the partnership bad robot that will work on all kinds of TD projects all one or beatings platforms including its upcoming showing service. Hbo Max Cable Channels Abrahams says this company will develop dramas and comedies long form series and digital content for TV as well as movies for theatrical release and even games. Bt Bat plus is launching this coming. Thursday September nineteenth the AD reach streaming service will be nine dollars ninety nine per month at launch be plus says impeach more than one thousand hours of programming all available to watch both on IOS Android as well as a variety of other stirring devices with Tyler Perry replaying a major role in bt plus. Doing service will be the official home of the filmmakers. I catalogue of work there also will be saying specials from the likes of Nick Cannon Little Little Ray of fame and Sarah Alum Chess Cheer D'Amato among others moving forward the source says it plans to launch a new original production unquote almost every month over the course of his first year availability. Pause tape drink Fubo. TV is bringing original programming and live sports too. It's Free Fubu sports network. The channel will feature feature shows hosted by popular sports personalities including former ESPN and Fox sports reporter Julia Stewart banks and former Elliott and former L. Galaxy player Cobi Jones who sports network also broadcast live action league at the top soccer league in Mexico as well as major events in in cycling and horse Racing Fubo TV will be working with a number of major brands wants new lineup the company has entered into content partnerships with the player's Tribune Fan Duel Stadium USA Today and other recognizable names around the world sports in order to create the new programming and addition to the original shows that will be scattered across the network's. Lineup Fubu Sports Network Fu Booze sports network while supplies hosted classic support movies and documentaries in facebook news news facebook has suspended aged linked the official count of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu after a post a message and said Israel Israel Arab politicians titians quote want destroys all it appears that shot bought offered operated underneath the camping volunteer who is trying to generate support from his at Yahoo. WHO's right wing. Likud party ahead of next Tuesday election the message encouraged party supporters to vote against quote a dangerous leftwing government that were lie on Arab politicians quote who wanted to stress all women children and men and enabler and enable a nuclear Iran that will wipe us out how facebook subsequently implemented a twenty four hour band after a quote review found a violation of its hate speech policy. The company said in a statement quote. Should there be any additional violations. We'll continue to take appropriate action the suspension only and not Mr now to use official facebook page in a radio interview following the incident. He said a campaign worker was to blame for the message and that he made sure removed as soon as they saw it. He said quote. The mistake was immediately fixed. I didn't write it do you. Do you think I really want to write such thing and then deny it. I'm a serious person not everything on my campaign age. Not Everything my campaign not everything on my campaign paid at a by me also facebook launching new ways for users to interact with public figures they follow be it. Internet creators authors athletes or sports teams as part of these efforts facebook has started testing a feature that will let multiple pub that will let let multiple public bigger accounts contribute to the same facebook story during the event plus. A new tool in new speed is going to recommend people public figures. They should follow these questions. Naturally we based on content. You'd engage with on facebook or on famous people or other famous people already in addition to that facebook is introducing using a reply stickers for stories which will allow public figures using pages to prompt people to respond that are posted a photo or video and then and then those replies can be re shared stories with their entire fan base also happening in facebook stories. Publicly public figures can now add quote swipe swipe up links or post a feature. They'll give them the ability to share direct links to merchant products are trying to sell to their followers. Facebook says that not only AH facebook says and not only does it want to give all creators away to make money and go to business but it wants bands easily find t shirts books concert tickets or anything else their favorite public. Take your maybe pushing just two months. After a game. Stop announced ambitious plans to breathe new new life in its stores the company he has announced that between one hundred eighty two hundred stores around the world will be closing their doors for good before the year is out and more closures are coming. The company's balance-sheet has not look healthy in times its second quarter global sales increased fourteen point three percent marking adjusted net loss of thirty two million dollars. I as such game stop. CFO James Bell announced it will announce that up to two hundred under under performing stores or may we'll we closed between now and the end of the year in the company's recent earnings call. Bell added quote while these closures were more more were more opportunistic. We are applying a more analytical approach including profit levels and sales transfer ability that we will that we expect bull yielding much larger jour- train show closures over the coming twelve to twenty four months a week after a lawsuit was filed was filed by fourteen women alleging sexual saw aw lift drivers. The company has announced. It has announced smart trip. Check him the new safety pitcher will predict when it costumers costumers customers help by sensing when a ride has quote unexplained delays from Lithuania on Tuesday and we'll push notification message writers and drive to riders others in drivers asking if the support it also will come with an option for customers request emergency assistance John Simmer Br John Zimmer President and co-founder lift said in a blog post on Tuesday quote we do not we don't take lightly any instances once where someone safety is compromised especially in a riot in the rideshare industry including the allegations of assault and news last week. The message will say quote. Did you arrive safely and just checking in or still at your last Dogu location or okay come with the options to either click. Everything's Okay report issue or get emergency. Assistance Smart trip chuck in will launch him the sheer lipped also announced a partnership with rain or I n the largest nonprofit anti-sexual organization in the US starting in the fall. Every lift driver will be required. It's hey community. Safety Education with rain drivers who then drivers who then who are then reported to have been drivers who who are then reported to have breach lips community guidelines removed platform or force complete additional sexual violence prevention education Uber announced additional Uber announced initial round of layoffs on Tuesday this time from product product and engineering team a total of four hundred thirty five people were like go around eight percent of the ride hailing companies entire workforce. The news which was first reported by tech crunch comes a few months after Uber said. It'll be cutting four hundred employees from what's marketing division. This latest round of layoffs comes after a brutal second quarter approver with the company missing revenue production and reporting a record thirty two you point. I'm sorry record by point two billion net loss in August Uber confirmed that it had put in place a hiring freeze on new software engineers and product managers but now even as it cut hundreds of workers. The company says that freeze has been lifted a UBER spokesperson said in a statement statement quote our hope with these changes to reset and improve how we work day replaced prioritization and always holding ourselves accountable to a high bar performance and agility while certainly painful the moment especially those directly affected. We believe me much stronger technical organization which going forward we'll continue some of the very best talent around the world. The CEOS of fifty one tech companies have signed a have signed a set have signed signed and Senate open letter to Congress leaders this week asking for federal law on user data privacy to supersede number of privacy laws that are cropping up at the state level double. The open letter was sent on behalf of Business Roundtable Association made up of the CEOS the CEOS of America's best. Excuse me up. CEO's America's America's largest companies the CEOS of Amazon. At and T. Dell IBM QUALCOMM SAP salesforce Visa Mastercard J. P. Morgan can chase state farm and Walmart just some of the execs who put their name on line. CEO's blamed a patchwork of different different privacy regulations ends that are currently being passed in multiple states and by several US agencies as one of the reasons why consumer privacy is a mess in us this Patchwork of privacy regulations create problems for the companies which have to comply with an ever-increasing number of laws across different states and jurisdictions instead the leap fifty one CEOS would like one law that governed the governs all use that instead that fifty one you at fifty-one CEO's with white one law all the governments all user privacy and data protection across us which would which would simplify product design compliance and data management. The letter set the open letter says quote. There is now widespread agreement among companies across all sectors of the company second economy. Excuse me policymakers and consumer groups about the need for a comprehensive that consumer data privacy law that provides strong consistent protections for American consumers. Oh McDonald's McDonald's skews me announced on Tuesday is buying the voice the voice tech startup apprentice appr ent so can automate. It's dry through men dry through menu. The Mountain View you base company specializes in building voice based agents that can take orders in multiple languages and accents. The fast food giant has been testing apprentice technology. Njit in several locations and expects a will quote allow for quote faster and more accurate and more accurate were taking as is drive throughs see will form a pitiful part of Mukti tech labs a new restaurant technology group based in Silicon Valley. The apprentice team will be will become the group's founding members and co-founder it tomorrow. Reo will serve as vice president it Mar Ari'el Phd co-founder Punti and Vice President of Mukti Tech Labs says quote McDonald's commitment. McDonald's commitment into innovation has long inspired has long spotted our team. It was quite clear for Margarita's engagements like McDonald's is leading the industry with technology apprentice was was born out of the opportunity to use technology to solve challenging real problems and we're thrilled to apply to create personalized experiences for customers and crew through the companies planning on hiring more engineers data scientists and other advanced technology ex and other advanced technology experts to build its presence and Silicon Valley in the genes. GNC W. I. R. was trending over on Google trends. trenching trending last week at number are one with five million searches and fell trending on twitter today with eight thousand three hundred twenty five tweets at number four. Hashtag roll tide and over on Youtube with over two million views two million views at number one video entitled locked in my Art Room for twenty four hours and finally this is actually real I love you. Colonel Sanders a finger licking good dating simulator has appeared appeared on gaming sites gaming site steam. It has a trailer video stills and a premise that place you as a culinary culinary school student trying to date your class asked me Colonel Sanders the game promises the game promises hours playthrough secret secret secret recipes and quote quote life changing decisions that will have quote real consequences with real animated characters feelings at stake the game of spraying and will we'll starting September twenty fourth and that is a tech news this week four Saturday September fourteenth twenty nineteen. Thank you so much for tuning in for this week's episode show this episode can be found at GNC weekly dot com also be sure to check out the lays tech news and commentary from Geek News Central Central Dot com the comment thought WanNa say hi love to hear from you all be it social media or email and that all can be found facebook twitter. Angie Mail can be found at at GNC weekly dot com slash connect. If you WANNA find out what I'm doing nowadays please follow me on twitter. I am at Kirk corless which is expelled K. I R. K. C. L. E. S. S. so please be sure to give me a follow and I'll be back next week for another episode of the G._N._C. Week in review podcast till then I will talk to you all sin.

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