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"jason tibo" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
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"jason tibo" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
"And I think because when Joe was getting bigger that I saw it with Joe Ideas doing with brody and stuff that those fans And loved the Audio version of Joe Rogan and they wanted more they want to be doing once a week maybe twice a week but mostly just once a week people would listen to Ari those people listen to Joey on the days I chose not doing a podcast they will now listen to these people and it's going to help them go to they're not who they are I wanted everyone to know who all our friends were like I was like Ari is going to Texas next week you know I want people to come to his show and now we don't have to do morning radio because we could just do these podcasts and uncensored we could stone we could do whatever the fuck we want and that was my that's what pushed me to do it it was like I know how to do this and it's just open and no one else is doing it why not help everyone I hang out with make them have a podcast so they can have what I see happening Joe happening there is one on my God I get frequent flyer mind and who am I ah welcome everyone to an exciting new episode of Ra. Sha fear skeptic hank asked guys this one's a fucking great one oh my goodness went got my hyped up okay so I talked to read bad Brian red band about the beginnings of the podcast scene in Los Angeles he I I am not overstating ignace right now he is responsible for most of the podcasts you'd like directly and then somewhat indirectly how do I start this. He and Rogan I mean we'll we'll talk about in the episode but he and Rogan started the Joe Rogan experience podcast and it wasn't even meant to start as a pocket so it was just starting is fucking around on the internet which slowly evolved into the pockets he forced I mean forced me to get ours you're skeptic tank going I kept bothering me and bothered me and bothered me about it and then of course they didn't know how to do it and he was like I got all that for you man he took care of all of it without him I am not over stadium is this podcast never exists without him your mom's House podcast doesn't get going without him fucking D yes doesn't get going with his podcast and thereby from from your mom's house you got Whiskey Ginger Santana's pockets and Dr Drew Dark and everyone on Sigler Sigler Gore while stickler we're already gotten now maybe not the cause even indirectly all these other podcasts are going because we started going because the Joe Rogan experience podcast got going and me and Tom and ds are going and then Duncan started up because of that and Bert started up because of that then it just was like it just exploded the whole scene exploded every comma got one and he only helped some of them but he got that seeing going on not over dating we're going to talk about this an episode and if you listened to the very end of the episode you will hear how Thakin reinvigorated I am what the fuck are doing this thing or do whatever the fuck we want Oh man I forgot Jesus Christ I got fucking sidetracked this guerilla Goddamn radio that we're doing and there's no fucking rules that government hasn't touched this yet they will they'll come down on us but they having it would where the fuck we want lights out guerrilla radio man this is fucking cool shit that we're doing got me could hyped up this conversation so you don't understand what it was like that that there was no there was no rules it was just like it was just like ooh let's figure it out so so we talked about it we talked about the beginnings of this I mean if you look at my I tunes fear my fear whatever the first twenty one episodes aren't up there because they're on death-squad see I did them on red bands podcast network death-squad me and Jason Tibo Tripoli we call in and other people to he's the podfather show he called that's his nickname call does I mean redbeard says nickname but But I call him Brian because I fucked mom but like most other people will call him and I'm telling you those last thirty minutes it got me so fucking hyped up I'm getting a studio I am for sure listen to it you'll hear why there's no reason for me not to and all that Patriot Patriot dot com slash scattered tank that all hey for that sign up for my Patriot I add extra cup three a month something like that as much as I can pictures of my travels shit like that member supported NPR. That's where we are here Gods fucking fun I got some dates are going to be in Nashville and a week and a half with Adrian seventeenth eighteenth and nineteenth of October our at Zanies Adrian Appalachia will be in the new episode I think in December new series of the Interets her Ms Pat Bobby Kelly Norton Donald Rollins who was the less another woman did you three and three now because stand up comedy suddenly made up of half women and half men right and it's definitely not eighty five percent men anyway they're doing half men and women who was the last woman Adrian is Pat how do I not remember anyway Yum Yummy do the last one I forgot anyway from there I'm in San Jose November seventh eighth and ninth oh I got barely any dates left for this for Jew tour and then got Uh Detroit at the on the Fourteenth Chicago the Vic Theater on November sixteenth that's a fucking show definitely come onto that Chicago and then Cincinnati on the seventy breath all tickets are available at Ari Shapiro Dot Com you can also find information on all these episodes The music that I use I think we start that music shit with red band out to death squad TV. I forgot about that lose like let's pick a song let's pick a fun song to go with this guys I mean I've been wanting to do this episode for a couple years now and I'm glad even more time pass some podcasts is more than people's like minds and we went over the beginnings up from the way corollas started really mainstream comedy podcast and Brogan how the whole Joe Rogan experience podcast artist I mean we went through all of it he was there from the ground he helped build it what a fucking fun time I by the way in killing with this hour schiffer ju I went through Texas San Antonio Dallas Houston and had a fucking great what my I fuck in cowboy game home cow that was so fucking fine dude somebody record oh I went with a grudge conquest is a funny comic and he's a cowboy fan also so I was at I was at the game is through four old black man three old black man one like mid age black man was behind me and then a row behind them The owner of the Dallas Improv got US fucking sick tickets in front of Jerry Jones anyway so this lady behind them I guess you recognize she goes she leaned over their shoulder are you are you should fear surname Ra yes and she goes already the Jew he's black men just their mouths dropped there were like like it was the rudest thing in the world and I'll guys don't worry it's not racist it seems racist but it's not racist they were like Oh so do we time went to Franklin so we drove from Dallas to Austin and stopped and I just was taking registered see Franklin I was the barbecue but I was just taking to see Franklin and then I was like let's just go by and I was like you know a lot of people call this the best barbecue in the world he's never been to Texas and we got we got some nuts and so on a lark we got the Franken Barbecue brisket and I didn't fuck it up this time always with sausage links Turkey or fucking whole pork no a pound a third brisket two thirds of that three quarters of that should be fatty and really want one lean pace and the rest just get fatty and it melts in your mouth you've never had you don't do a lot of us should tell you but I want to go into it I really don't even want to go into it I'll do a quick read now fuck it I'm not doing advocates today Noth- fuck it I'm too hyped up on this guys got two.
"jason tibo" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"I saw chick that had to be twenty five pounds heavier than I am right now. With appears click like Clinton. Yeah. Fucking like it was like an inch to roller. And I mean, nobody I'm not trying to be rude or main. I'm just trying to be honest. Nobody you'd want dice for a special. Now goes look in that by the wall, she's holding it up. Nobody nobody's ever thought of fucking. She walks over when the trim little moustache sideburns that was with this girl looked like she had sideburns like some girls, look cute, and like the head now she really had like sideburns she had heroine her neck. She pushed look like and been shot cannonball, huge these guys like kissing her neck like putting like fucking aerosol cans and a pussy. Really? I was a fake disgusting place. It was a long. Like women's it was like long tube. But the data ones like, yeah. Yeah. The shaving cream, Joe barbasol gel gel. Not the big one the skinny award. They're putting it in the gel, and or the bottle to bottle the bottom of just rubbing it in a pussy. And she was the guys with dirty the chick was filthy her feet. They had it on top of pool table. It's like they walked the from fucking Oregon Seattle of feet were black. You know, it just none of that shit. Really turns me on. I could see a girl. That's pretty dirty feet. That's kinda cute. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking dirty. Yeah. This six feet would just dirty. Yeah. And all these white guys around the sucking flappy tape. So she had a kid somewhere in. It was just terrible. Yeah. And then be Tripoli Jason Tibo at the store some night a guy came in one night, and he offered us a bunch of money to shoot a girls gone wild only. It was something different. It was like girls. Go fucking crazy. Yeah. I think it was made Tripoli Tibo Duncan Duncan and we had to go somewhere in the hills. They wouldn't let us take phones that we had to drive up there. Like that pick us up. We're going to stick with the first bus backwards at nine. So they wanted stand up a stand up music and fucking lie. Fucking while you're on stage. And it was you could make them laugh listening to the fuck and set it was something, and they hire professional models, white girls escorts. Okay. That daughter going to shoot a move. Grows got up there. Let's go on and often this fucking pigs getting fucked. This guy's hit on the diving board the world is a hot. There's a pool that's gorgeous. It's you know, what what's up with like when you go into lower canyon that side street. I gotta pass it to Moharram. There was up there. White people rich, you know, nice house. They had rented it from somebody for the daily some couple. Go to Malibu just going to have a little party film at no they filmed this fucking discuss fast. Now, never forget that out. Again, you're anxious. You like, let's see what these porno checks, look like and awesome was sitting there talking to you. We look all in this dude is fucking this chick. He's a three. She's a six. Yeah. She's not a ten, but she's a six, but dormitory what the creepiest thing was her husband was three feet from analyze them. And he's like going cluck a good fuck a good put in a fucking mount you come in putting a fucking ass and the white and then afterward after she'd been come on and spin on flop. They like hanging out like swap and spit. She's naked. He tried to take his clothes off people like put the ha ha. It was it's a different world. It's not, you know, we talk about stories here. Shit happens. The comedy store somebody such deg somebody ancient buzzing, that's one thing. But to live in that fucking world is just something else. Like, everything's real cool. No, it's not cool. She's wanted pounds. It's it's not cool. Did you should drop off at the LA zoo? She's don't deserve to be. You know what I'm saying? Like people don't wanna see that some people. But the funny thing was there was a girl that that was really pretty and when I was on stage..
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"Late nights is working with Don, and Brody has definitely made me a better comic is definitely made me more valuable in the improv sense, being able to spit something out and be funny, you know, like when Brody plays with me on stage that makes me better at being funny just in the moment. Yeah, I tell everyone that you wanna get better as a comic work with better comics you. I mean, that's got me. More accelerated was. Working with people riding on the end bags, talk show, you know, I wasn't nearly ready to be in a room, some of the caliber of Ian, but it made me get better. So I try to surround myself with people. I find the funniest which is to me, it's you, it's regained Grimm. It's Jason Tibo. Go along list on bears Brody Stevens. I mean, all these guys are collectively people I go to for anything. If I wanna go talk to and just to shoot the shit. But then when I'm hanging out with them, I can see how we connect together and then I can be how I can be funnier like things that they do like Tebas very smart about how to improv then. I mean, he's taught me a lot about that which is basically learning how to be wet. What is the funny in what you're saying? And you have to listen to with improv. I mean, that's what they teach in the ground rings lesson. Yes, and you know, and, and you know, but improv at the comp. Store late nights. It's not the groundlings. No, definitely not. But I mean, it helps you listen to the audience when you are at the red iguana and. Teal on, you know, you'll maybe someone heckles you and you know, listen, you know, and wait the beats and then get get them. What's the most rewarding thing in my career? So far at the comedy store, at least I've had really great. That's really good sets each room. But the most warnings two sets with Brody were I've just knocked it out of the park with some things I've done with them and hearing a whole packed room, laugh at a joke that you came up with in the comedy stores really is just a reward. Well, it's just not monetary. But yeah, I mean, if you do comedy in Los Angeles for monetary reasons, you'll quit after about two months, like there's no money and stand up in Los Angeles, you know, in the in the early part of your career your, I mean, I was driving to San Diego which probably fifty sixty bucks in gas to a ten minutes for fray. Yeah, you know, in pretty much any room. LA's not gonna pay you less. Pass one of the clubs the only way I five is I drive post mates and I work with Byron Allen on a game show, but you know, there's another dude Byron Allen, everyone makes fun of, you know, because he's, you know. Square. I mean, I don't want to hacky, but he's very Aki his silly humor and like, you know, the setups on comics unleashed. Fuck and Stevie Wonder could see common. Yeah, it's middle. It's based on most of the stuff. It's smart. He's basing it for middle America. Yeah, nobody daytime. You like hockey. Here you like hockey? Well, yeah, I told you that in the green room, but you know, he's anything he's far from dumb. This fucker just bought the Weather Channel for three hundred million. Yeah. So you know, you people who rip on Byron Allen. I remember him when he was on NBC's real people. Not many people can say they have a thirty year career in this business. Now career especially not say they can buy three hundred million dollar company overnight. I mean, that's..
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"I figured elisas dog would have been passed if he said, I mean, you know, as crazy as it sounds, you know, I know Bob Wheeler who I think was the comedy store. Accountant. Tommy would give spots to think it's a little typewriter next to his name on the wall. I mean, it's crazy, but that's, you know how Aki when you try and explain the dark ages of the comedy store to people like that's the literally the accountant got past just because he wanted to do stand up. It's weird because the store was a tougher time them, and I'm glad I got to be, at least at the very end of Nazi like three years of that. Oh, yeah. I mean, I, you know, you know, people think roast battle is a tough show. You know, you take that most. You know, hardened roast battle, comedy, shit, their pants. If they did potluck in o.'neil on my shot them up or I was terrified when I'd have to go up with anybody on those those those hosts, or you know, they were brutal and Brody. You know, back then was like pretty aggressive, and you know, eleven, you had him on and you talked about that told that kid. But I mean, people don't understand how dark and like dirty the store was back then. And you know, you take these, you know, roast battle, comics who walk around the club, and it's not a Tuesday night and they start roasting people say, you know, you get shit slap out of you. You know, back in the dark ages, like people would fight. Yeah, you know, you try to row someone in two thousand five issue. Let's go in the parking lot, and I'm sure you've had that happen where the younger comedians come up to you. And I've had to happen a couple times where they come up to me and I'm around, let's say THEO von and Jason Tibo. We're hanging out and they come up and throw a roast joke at me in the middle, like trying to roast me while I don't even know who you are and I'm like, where do you come from? Roasting, somebody out of nowhere. And then on top of it, you're around all these other comedians. Well, they don't get it. I mean, it's like they think it's their way in at the comedy store. It's just obnoxious and shout out to Kelly. LA Banco who's ah, commie story legend herself and Facebook chat right now, what's up Kelly, but they, it's not a way to get in at the stores comic. You know, I learned the best way to just be be around the stores to keep your head low and be funny. Yeah, but you don't have to talk to anybody. I'm pretty much a loner there. I hang out with everybody, but I still kind of by myself a lot. Well, Adams gotta see in when I say you I, I don't mean you, but like to the comics, listen, he's got to see on stage. I say so many comics, you know, go in the back and smoke pot, which is fine or whatever, but it's. Like you think atoms gonna poke his head back there and go, this lighten up a bowl, I should pass. You know, you gotta like there's one comic in particular. I've never seen him go up at the store, but he's airline. They just kind of loiters hangs out, walks around. You know, it's like, you know you're wasting your time. Yeah, I always ask Adam probably once every two months for my friends and family spot so we can see my development. So you can see that I'm going on. I'm hitting the open mics before I go to the store doing all the things I need to do before I go to the store. I mean, you gotta get better. You know, I hang at the store a lot, but not gonna. Do anything? No, definitely not. Everyone's goal is to get past that the storm yet your name on the wall. And that's not the end all be all. You know, it's not like I'm super famous..
"jason tibo" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"That was just disgusted. And I still remember being on stage and getting heckled. I become the go, fuck yourself. You wouldn't be here and she got really pissed. And every time I walk past as you give me the finger the rest on, fuck you, you fucking loser found quite a Paul like a horror, some, fuck your. You'll be Puckett hor of your an era by going back onstage just going off on it. You weren't part of that now. I think it was me Duncan trussell who's a sweetheart, the best one of the best. They highlight five of the wrong fucking comics that fucking shit. That thing was doomed. Even before they decide, comics, you feel so you'll like I bumped into three or four months later at the store. They came up doing looking for like five hundred back like that as down. And then I not going to believe what happened. We advertise, we only sold one hundred thirty six units. We took a bad. We gotta pay family back now. The money we borrow from them. It was in barris. It's a crazy idea. Did. I mean, that's. Sometimes people just because they have money. I've learned this just because you have might doesn't mean you're smart. You know what I'm saying? Like there's some people got cash, did just make horrible, horrible business decisions. I'll here is specially I've seen that that what is that investment when you're not guaranteed the investment back? It's called something. There's people that just do that. It's got a high return, but it's like, but if you lose the mung, lose it, like give it away. So people will give away a half a million and five hundred thousands in fifty thousands don't vest a half a million in a fifty thousands with the hope that one of those fifty thousand or your high yield interest in cover their laws, they can make extra money. There's something called the communist anymore. It's back in the day, then shows where people are having sex where you to do not shows in us wingers clubs, and we went to the world famous green door in in Las Vegas. Yeah. So we're supposed to do another casino native freak out like, no, we don't want porn stars. It was just it was a weird time in Vegas, right? So I had this huge show put together. I had a guy from CSI wanted to do the show. He wanted to do some funny stupid skit about like DNA on the girls because we had porn stars and be like find out who was a murder of through the DNA, but so I call around. I remember my buddy had did a show had did the show at the green door and I'm like, what they wanna do comedy called guy, boom done. We sell like three hundred tickets in like honestly, a half an hour. That's how quickly the show. So because it was part of ABM weekend and all that shit. So we go there. And so this guy, the swingers man. Like, here's what about super rich people. They're all Cox, they'll bang each other's girl wives. It's just like they just get bored and they all just fuck each other. Right? So this swinger this guy ran a swing club new, a. All the all the ballers in Vegas and he got us the fattest sweet Evers Pat house I've ever seen in my life for you for for yet. Me Jason Tibo and I think one one of the big porn stars that she was going to stay with us to what was what's the good? Are you friends with Keira? Patrick Bajic. I love sheet. Did one of the most beautiful people you've ever seen your life? So we go to this hotel. It's at the Paris and we get our keys. You're like, wow, it's really high. So we go up and it's the last floor, man, we're like holy shit, and we walked down where where's it? Do we get double doors, man, open double doors. It's like half the top floor of like the Paris. It was the biggest hotel room. I've ever stayed in my life and it was ours for the whole weekend for doing the show at the green door. We go to green door. We do the show. It's a huge smash afterwards. And while I'm doing stand up, people are just fucking all over the place..
"jason tibo" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"You know what pro that when you know you're fucking black that at the light when I was on the phone with Eddie came to me that the chicken suck. My dick, I go Eddie. Chicks up my big last night. He goes way you took a home or go. No, I got no home right there in Oakham. Padre goes win on the bathroom. He goes right out yoga Gono in the stall. And then he asked me at the how question he goes. Did you close the stall go? Why would I close the stall? She my dick, yeah. If I was sucking HUD, dick, I closed the stalk because I'm gone Chien-jen. That's how crazy l. compadres those days. That was crazy, Hollywood stories. I have a great story about Dublin's. I tell this, but let me ask you this delving floor. We do that thing together with the people fucking outside, and we had to do stand up comedy. It was Jason Tibo Dunkin. That must have been somebody organized that I've done shows. People are fucking we did the show up in the hills or they gave fifteen hundred flat, and it was the people from what was the guy that was shown women attached. You went to a bar girl scout gone while now. So it was like these are median fucking Arab guys came through store and they picked up like five or six comics they were trying to put together. Jason Tibo was one of the headlines they gave you baggage Oyston, put you in a trailer, and then people are gonna fuck around the pool and you were going to go up on stage and do jokes any shit. Disgusting. Scott. It's number people you want actually watch. It was disgusting. Strimmer. There's one husband came yoked up on steroids, looking at mad dog in urban. He's like, my wife is he and his wife was maybe like six. She was filthy fucking atom. Like when she took him, sand was on, she had dirt on her feet who forget that she got on top of the diving board. Could people just fucking that he would just stand, look, how good a pizza. My wife is like it was just totally disgust and we got there one in the afternoon. We had to sit through this. I'm a pig is I'm a pig when I tell you that I was like disgusted. There was a pool people fucking by the pool than they had where you change you Powell on the pool thing. I wanted there at one point and that was people fucking everywhere. And people were taping this. Then we had a weight but terrific dark for the comedy start. Also we got there at one shooting porn, where were they? What they were going to shoot was five comedians with sex around you and they were going to sell it this way before the infinite guys is it had to be two thousand one, two thousand to somebody found it online. The guy's lost their ass. Oh, yeah. Girls gone wild. No, no. These guys that were like girls gone wild. They had an idea and the big play on crazy. Yeah. What big plan was they were going to rent PV on thanksgiving night and just pushed the add on night order. Now when you'll see comedians and grows having sex and Bubba pro, they invested so much money like they told us what they invested part of the deal for me was like fifteen hundred and like a bag of joint where they let you jump in. No. You didn't want to jump in. Trust me there was they, I like like nudist nudist are never wants the naked. It's almost like a warning, go a water. They hired female models that were extras good-looking ones, and they didn't know where they were going to show because they thought they were going to mom. They got to see all these ugly women getting fucked by different men and gang banged than shit. And some of them started leaving angry and crying and shit like that..
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"Carwyn Lessner be Carwyn. It was very when almost like it was like, it's crazy. I've never heard a reaction to anything. Like when t I mean, the room exploded, holy shit. So you know that's back when Ross battle was, you know, in the wild days, there's something interesting about. About. I mean, just sort of comics in general because I stepped away from stand up for a really long time because I felt like I just like fucking failed. Right. And I do this thing. One of the things I've been working on doing is if I feel like I failed something instead of being like it was a good run. I have to burn it to the ground leg in my head right to be like, fuck comedy. All comics are awful. I've cut off ties to any comic. I know, and I have to convince myself or this is how I was. I used to have to convince myself that I'm like self righteously walking away instead of just being like, no, you plateaued or you fucked up or or whatever. And so I got really deep into like the sort of political world and something happened. Lashed the last couple of years. We're like somehow like liberals and comics started feuding. Where it was the whole rape. Joke thing. With Taj and they're like, oh comics. And then it was liberals who call out anytime a comic says something. They'll be like an article, fuck and bustle or semi. She hit and then you know, and so on. And it wasn't until my and I started buying into it, I started buying into like, yeah, it's just a bunch of fuck in what dudes drop them in word. And and then when like my life fucking imploded, the only people who reached out to me were comics. It was Joe. It was Stanhope and not just comics, edgy comics, like comics, people would think are assholes like Stanhope or Jim Norton and people like that. And I just forgot when you were talking about the rose battle and just how fucking edgy comics could be. I also forgot that they're also at the same time, and I don't think a lot of outsiders. I mean com. Fans know this, especially now a podcast, but the sweetest most vulnerable broken people and in a weird way. Like I think because comics admit how fucked up they are that makes them more empathetic when someone's going through something really bad. Whereas like my old crew were so sort of self righteous all the time. And we're so busy like casting people out on Twitter that will one of our own goes down. It's just you just look out for yourself and you're just kind of like, you know, not really the progressive you say you are, but just sort of like cutthroat. You know what I mean? It's the opposite of, I think what a lot of people would assume weird tangent that came from Jason Tibo saying the n. word. But I think you know what I mean and win in a row spell win. One based on that he wants, but I don't even reply back to people on Twitter, like. I mean, I see Kristalina do all the time. It's one of the funniest things he's really good at it. I feel like he's like it's only every once in a while. It's a fucking hard reply. And then he doesn't a lot like you know, ever since I saw my read it on my battle with Jimmy car. Yeah, a lot of people were pissed that I beat them. Why? Well, you know. You know, I feel like my role on roast battles on, you know, the the perfect enemy analogy I think has been aspirin. Oh yeah, that's a great analogy. Well, it really is because it's the equivalent of the USC and hey. We're not gonna sign you, but you can find all of our fighters. And also I'll add to that analogy. Everyone who knows about fighting loves them, right. I mean, whereas like dumb asses, you don't or just like he's exactly what it's like. No, no, no, no, no. He's incredibly innovative and exciting and aggressive, and an and tactical. Oh, I love watching them fight's good, but it would be like, if like this, I fight. All right. You wanna. You wanna fight our guys. You're gonna fight ESPN Montreal. Right, right. All right. Well, you wanna prove or you're gonna find McGregor in Ireland, beats them. All right. We're gonna give you babe and Russia Bateson. And that's how I was with roast battle like kept beating all these people they wanted to see when..
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"I think it was being serious. Oh, okay. How about that? Gary Goodridge man. That's always a weird moment. I feel like my old show. I definitely like. I had stuff like that where the interview was so so good. And then just something happened like so good and intelligent and funny, and they're being vulnerable, and then you say something in the yet, will you know you can't have like fag. It's on the street and you're like, what? And you have to like, nod and write down the number for where you're going to like a race it for you, don't. I don't believe. I only had to do with like two or three times. I think like one guy just went on this tangent about like how like he's like a daughter and she's out of line just like talking about like fucking beat the shit out of her. And I was just like, I don't think he was like a poet, very progressive show. It was like comics, joking around, you know what I mean? He was just like if she likes steps out of line and I'm like. Uh-huh. Oh, five guests say the n. word hard e. r. roof and two of them were black, so they get the pass. So we start, we're still at three, three white guys and all them after the podcast was, hey, you're going to delete that out, right? I'm like, Nope. Hell, man, you said it. You deal with feel like anyone who has the confidence to drop the harder version. It's kind of like, you know, that stained incorrect. Well, I mean, I can't. I mean it was he just trying to impress you in the dog and then was like that out of there. I think we had a nice in one situation. We had a nice run of conversation about, I think, gross battle or something. And he just, you know, because back in the early days of roast battle, they had a rule where if it was to white comics battling like, say it was you and me battling each one of us could say the n. word. Really. Actually, really funny hard. And there was one. I don't think he would re. I don't think he would mind me telling this, but Jason Tibo. Oh, yeah. Legend of punch. Drunk sports, plug other people's podcasts. I'm gonna be really out of the before you said his name was Jason Tibo Teves is the best. He's a great comic and fellow Emma may fan. He's actually one of the people that Lois has bitten grant. He's been in two groups of five, the five, and we're dropping and the five people that your dog bit. Well, he didn't say in word on this podcast. Surprisingly, he has not been on this podcast shit. Oh, yeah. I haven't means him online too, but he did a roast. You know, it's weird like someone like that you'd think would have been one of my first casts? Yeah, just because we're good friends, but I just figure she like just keep putting the. I have a couple of good friends like that that I'm like. I don't think ever. We're just next time I see you do, but I like someone like him. He's got his own podcast. He probably doesn't want to do a lot of other people's palms, but he was battling Matt nosed very funny, comedy, short comic. He's just a comic comic, but and his closing joke was, well, we all know Matt's dad left them beat and his mom fucks Jesus Christ. And I've been to kiss concerts. I've been. Super bowls. I was at the UFC where..
"jason tibo" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
"The show fear fest merch please wear their fuck lewis all right oh by the way way to try to get out of it christine is trying to get legion skanks to win the three basketball tournaments so what you do she booked team and philip sam tripoli flights later than the three hundred basketball term starter so nice try a picnic brennan's e c i'm picking up dana show neil one of them is in in time although i think you got them in later too nice try listen just fucking play favorites square don't change the playing field we're gonna be basketball if you wanna fuck in work out and play a lot before he play fine that's working the system to getting tibo jin tripoli flown in too late for that's bullshit on picking up trip renan's here on the show enough times and finish neo also been on the show enough times if not that maybe cannon maybe cana you've left me no choice punch will survive punchdrunk will survive as a podcast might not survive this might be the last episode to the one getting fest i'm just telling you guys right now could very possibly be the last punchdrunk we ever do so for sure calm it has been a long nice road if it goes this way but the people who are like just do without sam you don't know how i do work man sam triple star that podcast me jason tibo and sam tripoli together star that podcasts i don't just move on from people know so that's how the way it's going to work we're going to figure it out and that might mean fucking bring it to a close so we'll say so for sure come out to the one in skin fest big j's paying off his bet anyway let's finish the episode off what else we do and that's it right oh montreal i got not happening story they'll shows i got here ju that's it i'm also going to be on beddington panel on what's better elliott new york comedy it'll be in the live you know what dude podcast i might may not be on big j's crowd work shows you get tickets that either way if i m on it would be friday night just to tell you that is an item off i got stories on shows wednesday thursday friday saturday get tickets now they'll for sure sell out working on lineups i don't know and then europe city in become about the cap city i will get you guys great someone to open for me somebody great agent baluchi maybe it'll be graham excited back a cap city in september nineteen twenty second buy tickets now first time back since recording double negative but you got all watch i have a special call double negative ever courted act capcity yeah a lot of people don't cap city i rebuilt it you guys gotta make it look good you gotta make it look good i'll talk to you about it ours verse kevin psych episode three thirty shrimp new i think the new sh rube with kevin i so over and out pigment once said across the south we have a deep appreciation of history we haven't always had a deep appreciation of each other's history what is true in the south is true for mayor clem understood that justice grows out of recognition ourselves in each other the my liberty depends on you being free to that that history being soared to justify injustice or shield against progress but must be a manual for hot avoid repeating the mistakes of the pets break the cycle a roadway better he knew that the path of grace involves an open mind but more importantly an open heart that's what i felt this week on open heart that more than any particular policy or analysis is what's called upon right now i think what a friend of mine the writer marilyn robinson calls that reservoir of goodness beyond an of another kind that we are able to do each other in the ordinary cause of things reservoir of goodness if we can find that grace anything is possible if we can tap that race everything can change amazing grace amazing grace a may z we
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"They would to one more open mic where i got up and bobby we would i'd never met before gave me the greatest interro ever and then i bond rice you know i think i remember the shows that's when used to wear hockey via the time on stage right bros and i was ready probably to be seen at the calmly story yearin i'm glad i got scared off but uh i remember talking to you then yeah i mean i can't i did i came round for maybe another month without performing just it was just too much for me and knives like you serves much darker vibe bail was um you know just really not a lot of audience most nights in how and who is that ghost town you know i never really uh meshed with tommy on ah performance level in his ninety pat heard from him out why noah he had he's doing something in nicaragua i aaron dumb you know he aspirin cisco almost to perform their okay so um you know he sees i guess he's still in the comedy business i know there were rumors of him uh and was said and brent wanted in buffalo yes i had heard that i actually spoke with money was teaching a class there okay so because he passed you right yes i think i was last midsea first tommy cusp okay right there then what year is at around two thousand eight okay because i know i think the last person passed by mitzi was just a martindale and the last a back then they kind of had like nonregular regulars the yes uh and i think jason tibo was the last known but i don't know what that nonpaid regular yes he so i unfortunately never got to a uh meter so i was her system for a year and hausa uh i'm so grateful for that time now like i would have to like i'm so grateful for it was not easy at the time there are a lot like our dark years for me but um i guess you were just do a struggling to find your cell comically now i actually i was don't pre pretty well on stage but she just what impasse me and then like i would have to drive her home after the showcase and i'd be like sale like anybody tonight an anna i would have to wake up get the comedy star van.
"jason tibo" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"Well i mean it's crazy that it was in power for that long when everyone knew his uh andrew seem views on society while al assad noone smith couple nights ago about how in he was passed it was back in the days when supposedly mitzi would watch a tape of you remember that like tommy is standing in line near likes jahor beige you wouldn't be performing in front of her the i mean that was so i think when she first started not show come into the club as much a shia was and they tommy will take vhs tick literal vhs tapes up to her house and you know a think chest and martindale might have been the last paid regular be passed by mitzi seen him rant onstage i think jason tibo was the last person to be like a nonpaid regular like putting get spots really angered a weirdo yeah that belly room would development spots or whatever just so uh i mean a a you know when i had him on this podcast for about eighteen hours you're not kinda grew to appreciate his craziness but i also nerves never going to pass me even though he kinda lied said while you were the next scott a and i knew he gave adam malysz the five names to passer showcase and i wasn't on our list saw and say why you line to meet still and we do your dawned on the story could just say i you weren't mike type a comic her you know you didn't do for me or whatever but you know yet his way of running things uh and you know i think uh.
"jason tibo" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"I wanna shooter name your price in my probably she next month or two you're gonna where you're mr mugu glasses or no i don't know man i dunno ram videos on my of corn rose by then and then check out my podcast tinfoil had adjusted a swap cast with a dunkin' trustful and they just have woman doug stanope just go to foil atwood sam tripoli and a check out my youtube page i upload something every day youtube dot com bachelor tripoli i'll put up so i call opiates for the asses which is just of thirty men of just crawl work me rip and people and then i do something called torquing in politics where i take tour videos from instagram and i put political messages over them judges you're mad men i love you instagram and we do still do punchdrunk right yeah i do punchdrunk with arch you fear i want to show you guys the bleaching but we're out of time but i did it with our should fear and jason tibo and the we're about to launch our own network we argue year ago but the fucking websites finally don good and we're going to just get a all sports comedy channel i'm happy for you and admi love you you're the food and you're the power couple of comedy your by far the funniest and you the fact that you guys are you guys are huge any a guy should be on everything all the time but i think you guys have your own wonderful things going on you know fucking need that you're the fucking two funniest people i now and you're the nice people i now we love you we levy thanks for coming tonight hijack your show no not at all it got weird with the pedophila now we we're dejan now we do this thing about marrying your mom and staff very commentary it's all it's all good men he did.