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"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

07:45 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"To stories called the blank flood mad. Libs noah's flood. He comes from genesis chapter six to chapter nine. It's the bible but funnier a show that offers fresh takes on familiar bible stories by spicing them up a little bit of humor. A whole lot of fun through humor. Investigate the timeless truths in these passages and explore. What we might have missed before. Hey friends just want to remind you. If you feel called support the show you can go to theon media dot com slash t bb f there. You'll find a link to our by me. Coffee dot com page and other ways to say. Thank you if you sign up for a recurring membership on by me. Coffee dot com which is just five dollars a month you will get access to the mad lib version of this episode with all the blinks that you and your friends can fill it in and make the flood story a lot more funny. Today's story is a mad lib. Which leg i just kind of explained is a store with a bunch of blinks each has a corresponding part of speech or a particular feature. So i wrote this story as a pretty faithful summary of what we find three chapters in genesis however i crowd sourced the blanks from twitter and random generators. So what comes out is a little bit different than you remember reading in sunday school without further. Ado let's get to the show. The world was now well populated but the lord. God was not interested. The lord saw the people's wickedness was so great and every thought of their skin was pure evil. This did not make god proud data these humans so god said i will blot out all humans that i created from the face of the land animals to especially that goat. I'm relieved that. I made these certain people however no and his family were the good guys around god. Clued noah in on the plan. I have decided to end all living things for the earth filled with so much violence. So make yourself an ark of colossal squid would make rooms inside of it. It should be five cubits long and twenty seven cubits wide and forty one cubits tall get a roof on it. Some various dax lounge area whole works. I will bring a flood of water onto the earth. And we are going to reboot this project but with yuna family. I'm grateful with so you will be safe by the way you're also going to save. Some animals. take thirty two of every kind of animal of the special clean animals and the birds take twenty seven pairs. So noah got to building. He stood mostly with the plans. But a decorative capybaras on the side of the ship looking at the finish arc. He was loyally surprised his work soon enough. The time was upon them. God called and said noah it's showtime. No one is family got into the juicy boats with all their animal pals soon though waterworks started the cliffs of the deep burst open rain poured from the sky. Then that rain fell forty nine days and forty nine nights. But noah his unnamed wife and kids sham having j v plus their spouses and then all the animals were safe in the archa archa. The ark was floating above even the tallest wrench. Everything that lived on. Dryland perished noah his family and the animal crew. Pretty much. all that was left. The cruise wasn't going to last forever. God did not forget about them. Luckily the lord pulled the drain. Cinta ludicrous wind to clear the water after sixty four months vessel landed on a mountain but the waters were still abating. So noah took one of the newts and sent it out in search of land. But i came back because it couldn't find a place to rest after seven days. No center out again this time. She came back with a chapel knees. Maple leaf no awaited another seven days and center out again. She never returned. It was now time to open the doors. With great strain know uncovered the arkan- put him in charge of traffic control. As all the animals started the stampede into the fresh ill informed earth now that the whole messy flood business was done. God said about declaring a covenant with noah god blessed noah told him to start multiplying on the earth then made a promise never destroy the earth by fairies again to seal the deal the lord sign in the sky and egg so all future generations would know the waters would never again destroy the world. Okay okay. i know this story might sound a little confusing. Let's focus on the actual story without other mad libs features god's center flood to clean up sinful planet today. The genesis flood doesn't really help god's pr. It seems kind of unnecessarily cruel. But let's focus on what the story wants us to focus on. God doesn't like sin but god does like righteous people. God goes through great lengths to protect the righteous people. Even though they don't always end up being perfect they never end up being perfect. I mean right after the flood. Noah messes up nevertheless god is faithful to those within god's covenant arrangement so all in all. The flood story is about god's love of goodness and god's commitment to thank you for listening to this episode of mobile but funnier be sure to join us next monday for another great episode. I'm your host. Jake dobermans to find out more on me. Go to jake. Dobermans dot com. The music was created by kenny dobermans. This show is a production of theophanous media. You can learn more about. Pov media at the avenue media dot com. If you want to support the show go to the often media dot com or slash t. bp f. there you'll find some of the resources that we recommend as well as a link to our. Buy me a coffee page or you can donate once or monthly a few extra perks and to say. Thanks for all those things and more often media dot com slash t. f. Thanks for listening..

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"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

01:40 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"Hello everyone this. Is jake dobermans. Your faithful host of la bible but funnier. I just wanted to say that this show always taking an extended hiatus sorts. I don't want this to be good goodbye but we're not really sure when we're going to pick back up again. I'm a creative with with multiple interest in. I've decided that. I need to focus more on some other projects so unfortunately that means putting the bible funnier on the back burner for some time. Trust me that makes me really sad because the bible funnier was my first podcasts. My first adventure with the often media. But like i said i'm not necessarily ending. This is going to take a break with no definite in points and we come back later. We'll see what god has in store. If you want to keep up with all the things we do at theophanous media be sure to follow us at the media on instagram facebook and twitter and please join our email list in go to the media dot com slash email to get on the list and see all the updates riding your in box. I am personally found on facebook. Instagram twitter at jake. Herons and dobermans is spelled d. o. b. e. r. e. n. z. I hope we can keep in touch. And i hope one day. We'll be back with something new and so then super cool and maybe all over funny..

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"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

01:42 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"Is up calling all christian creatives if you want to improve your craft along with a community that is knowledgeable and helpful and just wants you to succeed as well. And look no. Further than that. Creatively christian club. The creatively christian club is the membership component of our sister. Podcast creatively christian in the club. You can access our knowledge base of a bunch of helpful tips and advice join masterminds and networking groups to get better at your craft and get connected to the right people. The membership is especially helpful for christian storytellers. Whether you're a filmmaker or writer or anything else similar to that we want to help you take your craft the next level. I'll be mindful of how jesus influences the art that you create and the stories that you tell. So if you're interested at all in the creatively christian club you can head over to club dot theophanous media dot com the bible but funnier is a production of the often media. You can find the offering media at the off media dot com and on facebook twitter and instagram. All at the off. Anemia as always this show is written and hosted by jake dobermans. The music is by kenny dope. Rinse the voice at the beginning and end is by seth parker. Thanks for listening to the bible but funnier. join us again next monday for another crazy ride through scripture..

"jake dobermans" Discussed on Creatively Christian

Creatively Christian

01:31 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on Creatively Christian

"Hey everyone before we jump into the day's episode a brief announcement. I'm jake dobermans. President of the often the media in the producer of the show. I want to invite you to the creatively christian club..

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

03:52 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"David ran upton quickly but dug in his heels when he got closer. He reached into his bag and took out one smooth stone after placing in his sling. He spun his sling around around around then off. The stone went soaring through the air. The stone hit goliaths section enlarged forehead and goliath faltered until he fell face first in the ground. That's how david won the day without even using a sword all us with a sling and his stone and the help of god. Seeing their champion was a goner. The philistines tend and ran. The armies of israel set off in pursuit to defeat them. David grabbed a couple of souvenirs from goliath and went back to the camp of israel saul saw all this in turn to his commander abner. Who was munching on a wide. Assortment of cheeses avner. Who is this kid. Abner shrugs no idea so over to meet. David i f. congrats not bad for a rookie. Second of all who in the world are you. I am son of your servant. Jesse of bethlen also literally the chapter before this. I was playing the lyre to soothe your soul in your presence. So are you telling me you have seriously forgotten who. I am solid shrieked. Oh yeah. don't forget about that. Well if you want to give up your singer-songwriter career. I can give you a spot in the military david replied. Why can't i do both. that's fine. just don't try to be more popular me or anything saul replied. I can only see that indian in disaster. Both of them laughed as they walked to discuss more about david's new career options things for listening to today's the bible but funnier story. The famous battle of david versus goliath is such a popular story. If you read the tax in i samuel seventeen. you'll notice that. It stresses what that one david is. A young and to david doesn't use a sword. Truly this is the epitome of an underdog story yet. Also let's remember that. David is prepared to take alive. He's experienced fine animals and he's probably really good at a slingshot. This weapon is not your toy where it's a rubber band between a fork. Stick this weapon. When swung properly can reach some incredible speeds it could easily be deadly so david was prepared in some ways but not how the military saw things with trust in the lord. David could take the skills he does have and use them for god's purposes so whoever you are wherever you are you can use what god's already given you serve god in some truly amazing ways and maybe your story will be told as much as goliath the bible but funnier is a production of theology media. You can find the offering media the media dot com and on facebook twitter and instagram. all @ fiaff media as always show is written and hosted by jake dobermans. The music is by kenny o. Prince the voice at the beginning and end is by seth parker. Thanks for listening to the bible. Funnier join us again. Next monday for another crazy ride through scripture..

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"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

03:20 min | 1 year ago

"jake dobermans" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

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