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Comments By Bravo: Southern Charm x Laguna Beach, Tom & Erika, SLC, OC, Atlanta Season 13 Premiere, Potomac Season 5 Finale, VPR Update & More

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Comments By Bravo: Southern Charm x Laguna Beach, Tom & Erika, SLC, OC, Atlanta Season 13 Premiere, Potomac Season 5 Finale, VPR Update & More

"Hi guys i'm gonna. I'm as well and welcome to another episode of comments by bravo. I don't even know where to begin. Yeah okay you guys. We are doing that thing. We're recording the intro. After we already recorded the episode because we finish it and two hours and thirty minutes later we just wanted to kind of go back and give you a little bit of a road map as to what happened as always. We're going to put the timestamps in the description. Because i get. It is the long one nine. Everybody is for everything but we physically didn't know how to shorten it because this week was so much content. I couldn't stop talking. I could like at a certain point. Was like do people care but there was just so much to say. An everything was interesting. Everything had a million details. We got answers to some unanswered questions. Like honestly we say this every fucking week and it's honestly tagline but good week to be a bravo fan really interesting stories. Unique topics incredible episodes. Who's to blame us. I mean come on. It's like it's quite literally not our fault. It's not our fault. Yes so let me give you guys a little bit of an ally and as to how we did this because as always start with the news so arrogant tom. The whole jackson britney. Pr thing we then got into the austin and madison stuff. That happened this week. Which then led us into southern charm. Of course we covered kristin cavallari and jay cutler how that inserted itself into this narrative. We got into salt lake city. A little bit of oc. I know we don't normally do that but there were things we wanted to discuss. We then save the best for last with atlanta premier and tomac. Yeah you guys. It's one thirty on friday morning. I guess technically now what what a night. What an episode. I'm so happy to be here. I'm happy to have you guys on the ride. And while i just wanna say you know kind of took us a little bit not nevada we but we were getting our groove with this bravo episodes relatively new that we started it and this week was i think the week where it really came together. Where you and i were like okay. We really have this community now like we are so excited to discuss all these things not just with each other but also like with everyone and the entire is. We have to tell them about that. So i just feel you either in the ride with us and I don't know if you get into this yellow. Let's do it so as you guys know. Even trying to keep you really updated on the whole. Erica and tom divorced situation and not so much has happened since last week but he has responded to her filing remember she filed on november third. He also Cited reconcilable differences and he has requested that the court terminate her ability to award spousal support. So he wants her to pay attorney fees and he does not want to give her spousal support so. I don't really know what's going to happen there. But that was an interesting development. Very interesting development. I do feel like we are going to sit here probably for the next. I don't even know how many weeks and given update probably every single time. I feel like so much is happening. There's so many details going into this. It's getting a little bit messier as the weeks. Go on which is obviously very sad for them. But i don't know wasn't this very surprising through like this is not a direction. I really saw going in him. Asking her to pay. And i don't know just like very just unexpected. This entire thing has kind of throwing me for a loop. I don't really know. I feel like normally when we talk about stories on this podcast and in the regular one i at least have some sort of grounding like a gut feeling and i'm so all over the place with this one that i really don't know every time something new happens. I'm just a little bit more shocked. I also just want to say we've been getting a lot of questions saying you know since you guys discuss that. Scooter braun. rumor has anything else. Come out not that we've heard so again. That's something that's floating around. There's a lot of unanswered questions. And the only thing. I feel confident in saying is that there's so much we don't know. Oh yeah you're right. I have no baseline of what i believe to be true. I can't picture. What so. I have a different image in my mind. Every single time of what their relationship looks like right now. What she's doing right now. What she sang on the show the finances. Like i know you're right. I hate this like unknowing feeling. It's a very unsettling feeling. It's not one that i feel like we're used to at least have some sort of god. Normally you want to introduce us to the whole jack bernie situation. Obviously i would love to so in both a- shocking yet also very expected turn of events over the weekend jackson brittany both posted matching statements. So the exact same statements with a few tweaks basically announcing that they are leaving vanderpump rules after eight years and five years respectively on the show it was. It's add the last five years or eight years on vanderpump rules have been some of the most challenging rewarding the filling years of my life. Although this is difficult to share jackson i will not be returning for another season of vanderpump roles. Were excited to take time to focus on. Are going family and share with you. Our new endeavors. Jacks in his normal fashion was going back and forth with pretty much everybody in the comments section and really subtly not so subtly hinting that everyone should stay tuned. And there's another show in the works. I just saw right before we recorded that he was teasing. Maybe they might be coming to hulu. People were naturally annoyed or confused about why they both posted the exact same statement that seemed really like cookie cutter coming from publicist and brittany responded to someone saying do you guys truly think we got to write whatever. We wanted interesting very very interesting. Yeah i mean like you said expected and unexpected. It's kind of like we all knew this was going to happen but the same argument could have been made years ago as to why it wasn't happening so i think we all just were waiting for the other shoe to drop and everyone kind of confused if this meant what does this mean for the future vanderpump roles is the show over there saying they're exiting but is there even showed exit and andy on radio and on tuesday said listen. They've got lalla. James sheena tom. Tom katie arianna and the new people. I mean that's a solid cast plus whoever they keep from the new people when that shows going to shoot again. I have no idea. But i'm excited. I'm excited for there to shift. I have a. I have to give it up to them. Jack's created so much story drama conversation in his eight years on the show. That's quite a run that he had. He will go down as one of the biggest reality stars in the moment. Don't you think yes. Andy i do think i do think one of the most hated but one of the most remembered. Yeah i just one of those talked about good or bad. Yeah i mean we'll ask jackson's entire brand is like no presses. Bad press although the only thing that he does differently. Is that anybody who speaks even remotely negative about him. He blocks that's kind of like his. Mo oh yeah he. The world's biggest blocker. I must say we blocked. I mean we are like we the nobody blocked like so neutral on your blocked in a very annoying. I can never see any of his comments. But no whatever okay. Can we get into this awesome madison stuff. This is my favorite story. Ever please please. let's take us into it. Okay so i just want to tell you where. I going to discuss the news aspect in the social media. And it's going to be very kind of seamless than integration into the episode. Because i know so weird way to start. But i'm going to give you a little reality. Tv refresher that has nothing to do with other char as most of you may know especially we discussed it. On the main podcast kristin cavallari and jay cutler split in april twenty twenty after ten years together now. Kristen is apparently dating comedian. Jeff die since october. We also found out this week from an entertainment tonight interview. That madison did with reporter. Brian sander she is not with austin confirmed. They've been on and off for almost two years but right now she's not with him. Keep that on the back of your mind. I'm not going to take it back to october. Twenty fifth this is kristin cavallari commented studs on austin's photo of him craig shop. I remember when we posted that it was kind of innocent. We made our captions when gouden beach charleston. Fine december. sixth. Kristen posted that bikini picture of herself captioned sons out buns out. Awesome comes in on the picture and said see next week. Keep breaking the internet. In the meantime we posted it with the caption intrigued by this friendship. Madison then comment on our photo and said yet trust me. If he was with her he wouldn't be sending me songs at midnight. Dot dot last night then. We realized a week. Before that jay cutler christians acts had posted a video november twenty eighth with her friend. Shannon ford keep in mind. This is christians. Former friend employees. They had a big falling out. Madison commented on jay's video with shannon rating c all soon probably shannon ford. We posted that with side by side. Basically saying what is happening so in the same entertainment tonight interview. That happened this week with madison. Brace astro literally about that post. He was like comments by bravo posted. This what the hell is going. On with austin and chris and cavalry and jay cutler and she said i mean if he was dating her. I don't think he would be sending me song lyrics at midnight. I mean she's a bombshell. I know that they are friends. I think he's trying to get under my skin which is fine if he can pull her. Honestly gopher knock yourself out. I'd be shocked. And she said i know. She came to visit charleston in the guys took her out and they ended up having a good time. I think he was trying to get a common out of me and he did and bryce than ask the question that we wanted to know which is are you kinda stirring the pot by commenting on shannon and jay's photo and she said i really do like i think she's great. I wasn't trying to start any drama. So like what is happening. This is just yet another example of austin and madison being messy. That's it that's always but it comes down to. They are using Kristen and j as a little like part of their game to get under their skin you know she can say all she wants. Oh i didn't do it on purpose. She obviously did it on purpose. She's not even that good of friends. With shannon christians acts employees. Christians arch nemesis. I think they're really on bad terms. They're not even good enough friends that it would be worth worth it for her to comment that like come on. Of course no but the thing. That's so confusing about all of this to me is kind of just. The fact will two things first off never in my wildest dreams that i think that we would be telling the story. And then kristin cavallari and jay cutler would be intertwined. That's very kind of bizarre. But second is. I get so confused by madison. Because i really do like her. I really do think in so many ways. You so much more mature than austin however she does these things where she's right. He does get a rise out of her the rise that he wants and she kind of has that inability to say absolutely not. I'm not engaging. She supported meredith marks with john. Shaw and she's not quite there yet and it's frustrating as viewer because on one hand she really does convey the sense of maturity and above it all and then by that same token she just can't stop herself right. It's like in the same breath. She's shitting on austin for trying to get under her skin and get a common out of her and then he does like she. If bryce hadn't brought up her commenting on jay's photo she would've never brought it up and she would have just made austin look like the immature trying to get her attention when in reality she really does the exact same thing and she. It's to complete this game but she tries to play. Like i'm better than that and i'm more mature than that when i don't really know if she is right in that regard and the other thing i found so confusing. I don't know if you were any of you. Guys felt the same way if you watch the bryce interview which was really excellent. 'cause we got so many questions answered but pre that interview happening this week. When i saw that comment that she left on our post saying you know if he was with her she wouldn't be. He wouldn't be sending me lyrics at midnight. I took that as okay. So her in austin are together and she's defending their relationship. Meanwhile when after she spoke to rise. I realized she wasn't saying that they're together. She was just trying to make it very public that he was not with kristen. Which to me is actually weirder like to me. That comment would have made more sense if she was saying. Nobody get ahead of yourself. Here are still together. Don't think that he's pulling this behind my back. She wasn't saying that she was just saying. I wanna it known. He is not dating kristin cavallari see. I didn't necessarily think it was about kristen. I think it was overall like nope. He's still in love with me. Still begging you know at my doorstep every night like he wants me back on better than him he could never do better than me just i think she loves that and i think she loves that he would drop anything or anyone to be with her and she wanted to make that known while he's still hitting me up late at night trying to win me over me back so because then in the next breath she's like oh all he could pull kristin cavallari like good for him but i don't really big shoe believes that ai you're right. I think she just wants like that ownership over him. It's almost like she doesn't want to be with him but she wants him. Always to just be there in the corner on the back burner. Whenever she wants him he'll be there by the way. It's a hard pill to swallow like. It's not clearly off looking at the situation. We were sitting here like come on. If you don't want him let him do his thing. I get that but also when you're so involved with someone you have this weird kind of like i dunno territorial word. I'm looking for territory royal. Yeah that kind of just comes over you. And i get that but to me. It's like the biggest sign that she's really over. This one hundred percent would be not engaging and it's fine that she's not there yet. I'm not judging her. We've all been there. But like i almost want to say. Take a step back. Because you're not coming across as evolved as i think you think you are. That makes sense. And that i think she really is. It's just in real life when you pull this shit. You can't really track back the time line and put together the concrete pieces of information and like facts whereas here it play out in the shower watching it and interviews. Were watching her comments. It's like hello the the it's right in front of you right now. It is. I think you want to transition into the show. Yeah okay so let's first just going off of that. Madison austin storyline. Why don't we just start with that. I know it was came towards the end of the episode. I just feel like it makes the most sense. Yeah it's almost funny to watch it back now knowing what we know is going on in real time because you are seeing the same thing play out austin is just too immature for her and when it came down to the kovic shit. It was so glaring in her face like he's not taking mysteriously he's drunk. He's playing video games. He wants to his friends. Frat boy nation. And i also think that additionally things hit different when it involves your kids and it's one thing if he's going to put her at risk but i think wanted involves hurts son hudson and the fact that like she now can't see him for a little additional time because she wanted to be a hundred percent safe that's where she draws the line. It's like fuck with me all you want. Don't fuck with my kid yet. Kobe did a lot for everybody. Like showing who who's everyone's priority was so it was a concrete example of. I'm asking you this and it is a life or death situation. You can't just lie to me or make something up. And he wasn't able to get around it and he wasn't able to put her in hudson in front of hanging out and partying with his friends and being crazy and thinking he was immune to anything and it was just another bullet on the list for tricia was probably loving it saying see i told you so but it just like making her point even clearer it really was and you know so we see at the episode. He's finally negative. He comes over. She basically breaks up with him. Even though i think it was the right call. It was still sad like i. I think it's honestly. I seriously really think it's because awesome. Has this very boyish face or you. Just feel for him even when you know. He's in the wrong. I don't know what exactly that is. But he definitely has this kind of like childlike charm. Puppy dog is right so it was like she made the right call but it was still sad to watch it always is anytime. This type of thing happens even when he knows right. So you know that's happening in direct contrast with her going on this like kid. Play date with john pringle. Who's trying very very hard to win her. And she even says you know any person that has kids as appealing to me in the six pack underneath a doesn't go unnoticed. Were you dying. This like is well. I ag- abnormally so like it's not even that i want them together. Like i'm not even the biggest fan of his. But i find it so high. I think it's like a weird fantasy thing. I don't really know what's going on. I also think because we've seen him talk about her separate from her so much and like been circling the drain with this conversation and we haven't seen him alone together really so now to see them alone together and they're both being so brutally honest especially him. It was everything i wanted. I was just so intrigued watching them. Interact hearing what they had to say about. Each other in person ended their confessionals. I was overwhelmed. I was overwhelmed too. I mean he's straight upset her after asking about the situation. He said you gotta move forward. Don't let it all go to waste. I mean you're catch. I'll be interested to see how that plays out and one. She's flattered i think but also you know i could see her wheels kind of turning absolutely especially i feel like she was probably a fragile state. Really interested like oh now i can kind of see what's out there. See if i can explore something. Different he also pringle has the no filter thing where he is completely shameless. Like in the very beginning. He's like talking about madison. He's like if they're not committed with a promise ring. I'm not gonna stop social distance. Only made me horny. Near as if austin is never gonna wash those also andy posted that they filmed the southern charm reunion today. And all i could think about when i was watching this was like oh my god. These clips are gonna get played in. We are gonna get answers gonna get answers. That's my favorite thing. Ever put also just going back to the previous point. When you're saying like you. Dying from watching it i was. I also think it's because it was in direct contrast to the way that we felt watching the pringle austin stuff like that was the type of thing we want to cover your eyes. It's like second hand embarrassment. You can't look away but you also don't want to wash because it's just so embarrassing to watch this drunk. I tell this other guy that he's in love with his girlfriend like yes good tv but also holy shit this oak reggie whereas this you actually didn't feel like dirty for watching it. If that makes sense yeah we had permission almost yes. All we was like okay. The gates are open like we are allowed to watch pringle. Madison alert alert. This the green light is now on. So that's what we would have was for. The first time we weren't cringing. Didn't feel dirty didn't feel forbidden. We could see if there was actually something there at all. we do. Who knows that even chemistry. It's all just been talked up until now. I'm so glad that we just figure that out. Because i was really struggling internally. We had consent to be excited. That's what it was guys. We officially have consent for rangeland madison patricia. Also we know the weirdest thing about this whole thing is like i don't even want them together them. You want them to be together going back to bryce interview. I feel like we have to cite that fifteen times because it was absolutely groundbreaking journalism. She was saying like you know. He's a great friend whatever. They're obviously not together. I don't even think that they do have anything. Like i don't see them together at all however it has been so thoroughly disgust and it's just been like looming over us like are they going to have sex. Are they gonna hook up and finally we got to see them together. While we're getting to the bottom of let me to say what's really on my mind. Which is i think. I just wanna watch them up. If they wanted to release any sort of sex. I would walk it. I'm just throwing that out there. Okay we can have them to the less. We never add people to the sex tape list from bravo. And i think it is about time. Yes i was actually thinking about. Cynthia and mike what we can get later. But i think we ought to the last two rounds and also have weakness because i feel like some people. Listen to this. Don't listen to the main podcasts. And i don't wanna ingredients guys. This is a game that jelena's play and in it anytime we talk about on podcast. Remember it's consensual. We're not looking for a leak. Sex tape were saying we dream of couples that would want to release on voluntarily. That's the disclaimer that we always just have to say because people freak out it's not on consenting. It's just the game guys and they are officially on the list. Yes i love julie. Oh my god she's gonna have no idea what we're talking about but i'm excited. We'll show her pictures it from the pictures before we get into catharine. Can we very quickly talk about. Craig teller and natalie Quarantining together. that was hilarious. That's just like sending his girlfriend to craig's house because that's like the infected house Okay we actually have to talk about this because one. I loved watching it. I thought it was adorable. Also for some reason. I ran only found. Craig hot this episode. I don't know why he looked very good. He really polished up for just said. Maybe it was the animal print pillows. I know that's not usually your forte. But i into it. You're so right. He polished up for agents announced what it was. He was just trying to outdo patricia. She was watching sh. I felt like. I seriously watching one of those cartoons when you were growing up on cartoon network words like the evil evil dr watching. That's how i felt. Patricia was when she was watching it like pinky and the brain looking into her crystal ball. Yes exactly are you giving me all of her. Hsen line for my birthday just wondering eating. I'm not going to get you patricia. kaftan kaftan. She has tableware bar car. A pineapple drink holder. Come on what could be more up my alley though. How do you think i am. I have a question about this before we get into more of the story. Line okay so. We saw that taylor. I think was a little bit upset with shop for not agreeing to quarantine even though he was negative. And i think after the fact she wasn't feeling like he was giving enough affection. I know your thoughts. Because for me. Personally i could understand if she felt like he wasn't giving enough affection virtually. I don't know what was going on there. But i think it's a little bit of a ridiculous thing to ask someone who's completely healthy and negative to contract the virus just for sake of quarantine especially at this point. We had no idea what it did like to me. That's that's not being a good or bad boyfriend. That's just like watching out for your own health. I felt that that was a very bizarre request. Yet i don't know if it was that they actually in real life were putting way more trust into the tests than they should have or if there was some like filming things and timeline was a little bit shifted more than they were letting on on the show. Because also at one point austin calls. Madison's like hey. I got a negative test coming over like i'm in the neighborhood and i was like what like that's just simply not how it works and you know. They kept getting tested. It's very possible. Everyone knows you can get positive. Negative false positive false negative. Who knows and they just were being a little more lax than i personally would like to be not judging but just watching it. Is it especially that early on. It's like if you only knew what we know. Now you're right. And i get it exactly. What we were saying before to couvert is a different situation. It's not personal. It's literally about your health. It's about life or death. It's about if you're gonna see your parents or people who compromised you can't take it necessarily so personally if that's just out of your comfort zone healthwise exactly and so. I felt like that was one a little bit. Unfair on her part. However when craig at the end was saying like shop needs to realize that she needs more affectionate made me think okay. Maybe there was more going on than just not him quarantining. Maybe he wasn't being as affectionate. Maybe wasn't dropping off food. Maybe he wasn't doing those types of things so i don't really know But you know on like a very basic level. It sucks to be the third wheel. Even though she was very grateful for craig natalie for having her like yeah when you're quarantine with your friends and her boyfriend. You obviously want your boyfriend there. So i can get emotionally but logically to make that much sense. It's like unchartered territory. Shut doesn't know how to be affectionate to your girlfriend in a pandemic when she is contagious. That is not like the normal handbook. He is very used to what he does. And being in person hooking up having sex wine and dine whatever he does the chef way so like you know going making soup and checking on her and sending things. Talking through the window is not in the usual forte. So i get it. I think everyone just needed to cut each other a little bit of slack and just figure it out because we're all in the same boat here and i don't know shep just like needs to add another chapter to his dating book. I guess but that was the whole thing for me. I'm like this guy has literally never had a girlfriend now. It's not only. Do you have a girlfriend. But you're also going to have a girlfriend in the middle of a global pandemic and get this. She's gonna get the fucking virus so he's like god you've gotta chill because this is like i'm just getting used to having a girlfriend. In general he was he was like really challenged. And i don't know. I guess we'll see if he rose to the occasion. I feel like he's filing through all the little tabs in his brain being like holy shit. I didn't i didn't study for this. Part is is kind of tell you what it is. What it's the spongebob episode. you don't exactly about. He's going to file cabinet in. It's going on fire. That was chef in this episode. Trying to figure out how to handle taylor. You've reference a lot of cartoons today. I must say. I am very proud of you. Thank you so much but yes you're exactly right. He was like file not found but cannot compute. brock. Where do i go. What do i do exactly also going off of last week. We saw the episode kind of start out with the john. Calhoun statue being taken down. Which was such a momentous moment and leather. Was there in person. Witnessing it and through that of course brought up the conversation about katherine and catherine kind of seeking advice from level which like okay fine but as low putting the episode and as we said a million times. It's not the job of people of color to educate white people specifically white people as ignorant as catherine on how to deal with these types of things. Like advice is different than doing zero work yourself. And that's what was happening here. Catherine amaechi had zero desire to educate ourselves so she was kind of going to love it for that in love. Graciously spoke with her An on their facetime. Catherine says my intention was nothing racist or political. I was just trying to stand up for my friend and lover says it hit so many nerves you as an intelligent woman and then i saw the monkey emoji the way he spoke to her as a black woman was not okay and then i see the part about. Don't use the minority claim. Your what's wrong with charleston. The things i've seen are making me. Think like i'm good with that friendship kind of basically saying you know your actions are not at all representative someone that i want to associate with exactly. I just like it's so hard to like catherine. Is that wrong of me to say just so hard to like her. It's like not only. Does she have all of these characteristics of her personality. There unlikable once you throw in this situation as i always say it's not so much about what happened it so much. More in my opinion about the way that a person responds and it's like she couldn't have responded any less favourably a. You're right it's just. It's all just very very disappointing. Not that my standards of her necessarily so high. But it's at the point where were so many seasons into southern charm and love him or hate him even talking about. Jack's you've been on this ride with them for so long that you do feel like some connection to them but seeing this and seeing it through lebas and hearing her say like why would i ever want to be friends with someone. I don't even feel bad for her anymore. Because everyone's right. It is so it would be so easy for her to educate yourself a about this whole you know the racist emoji clearly. It really was upsetting to her. I think she was more focused on the public image and having her name in the same sentence as racist than actually what she could do to be a better person instead of just trying to get these headlines ads away and then not even educating yourself about the statue they were like. I don't even think she knows that. The statues opera. Going down all of that in this climate in this day and age is just not an appealing like character trait or personality that you would want to be friends with someone that you really want to support or continue to watch or care about oh completely completely. Unlevel level is married to a black man. Level is raising a black sun. We all should care of course but it takes more personally than a danny. You know like if you witnessed the way this episode went down. Danny was upset more so i think about the personal element of the friendship. Now that she didn't care about the racial. And i don't mean to knock it for the benefit of the doubt but if we're being honest that's what upset her the most whereas lever was experiencing this oh firsthand and not that you should have to experience it firsthand to be mad. We should all be mad. That's the entire goal here but you could really see it hitting level differently than than anyone else which is unfortunate. But it was true and you know i just. I could imagine for her. The the additional disappointment Trying to say yeah. It was an interesting conversation to go down. It was really insightful. I think lava as per usual handles really well and like you said. It's on her job however she was open and wanted to talk to catherine. I think she probably thought she could get through to her. And could maybe be some kind of guiding light in the right direction because she has no one around her. We got into this later with danny. She doesn't have a husband. Her mother passed away. she's non-relationship she really is not good having relationships or friendships and she's the kind of person who really needs a little bit of guidance and like i dunno direct her sales in the right direction. Or i'll show down another really bad path. Good instincts at all. She's terrible in. Actually i would say. That's exactly what i was about to respond to you exactly. She has her instincts. Just off. And i don't know where that's coming from. I'm sure there's a lot of things in her pass. That have made you know. Let her to this point but yet her instincts are often. That's a must be a scary place to be. You know like. I feel like you and i speak a lot about. We feel really grateful that we can trust our honestly not to bring it to something so superficial. But that's why we're so fucked up. This whole erica thompsons. We don't have a gut yeah. I feel like kathryn literally. Her gut reaction is just seemingly continually incorrect. Yes she's like floating in the wind which is really sad especially when she has two kids and you know thomas is no no good gut reaction kind of guy and that's also what makes me so upset when she's treating danny like a doormat and doesn't give her the time of day and is not able to keep up really good relationships in her life danny to me is someone who i trust her instincts. I trust our gut. She's pretty level headed and she sees katherine for who she is. She's not blind to all of her downfalls and she wants to help her she wants to keep her shit together and catherine doesn't give her the time of day katherine doesn't know how to keep up a friendship with her and just respond be responsive and make plans and show up to plans and it is so hard to watch her. Throw a relationship like that. That could i think could really altered the direction of her life such a positive way. I agree the thing. The thing that was upsetting to me. In this way that i feel is like catherine needs. Danny more than danny needs catherine and you could see danny was really upset and hurt. And it's so easy for all of us to be like fucker. Why do you need her. You know you're so much better but it doesn't work like that. For whatever reason they have a close friendship and she cares about her. You know danny cares about catherine. So yes she can kind of should talk but it's more that she was deeply hurt and that was coming up. Her anger wasn't her. Anger was coming from a place of pain. Whereas caverns wasn't i think catherine was coming from a place of defensiveness where an and danny was genuinely like upset an sucked to see it was just. I wish that in that moment catherine could have had a little bit more emotional intelligence and stood. Why danny was taking it so personally. When catherine kept saying y'all she was like it's danny. Were talking about our friendship. Wire you grouping me in year. Like i'm trying to come to you from my heart and you're coming to me from your mind and this is just so not cool and that's what it was. It was like an ego. A heart thing. Right and danny is like if the tables were turned. I know how to be a really good friend. I would never end up in this situation. And i would care so much and if i thought that there is a crack in our relationship i would pretty much do anything i could to make sure. I mended that and on top of it. I think. Danny she can't say this to catherine but she loves her and i think recognizes the police. She has in her life like we said to keep catherine in check and keep her in line and keep doing the right thing and be her sounding board when she has nobody else. So for danny because she knows how important of heart that she plays. She's really upset. The catherine just leaving her to the side because she knows how detrimental that would be. Yeah i mean listen there there yes. You are absolutely right and there's always a little bit of ego involved like danny's harp yet. There is there is a level of like wait. A second. You need me. You know like people wanna feel needed and she not feeling needed. I dunno it was upsetting to watch and the last thing that i just want to say on. This episode is to really emphasize the point was like yeah clearly. We're watching a lot of drama unfold. That's were addicted to it. It's really fun. But having the background of being in charleston when this giant racial movement is taking place to achieve equality and really being there the cameras next level watching that statue come down. I think was like really special to win us clearly. There's like so so so much to be done but it was. It was a moment that i'm glad that they show because it carried so much more weight than just removing a statue like it was very indicative of hopefully the change. That's coming totally couldn't have said it better anything else. 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Says i appreciate your explanation for making an effort and jan is also opening up about why she gets so heated and why she blows up the way that she does and she kind of in her explanation. Says i just say what everybody else is thinking. What was that everyone else's mind. I'm the one says it and mary kind of subtly not-so-subtly under a breath is like while you're not say i would never say any of the things you say. You're not saying what i'm saying. Don't make sweeping statement like that and that is where things sort of blow up. They really get into it there. They really get into this nasty so quickly. Not that is not that that was unpredicted. We knew this was going to happen. Because we're talking to women who just fundamentally dislike each other and what's so frustrating. I know through all the details of this fight in a second. But like what's so frustrating. And i think we find the sometimes with housewives is if this was a normal situation that wasn't being filmed these two women would never be forced to interact like this. If you don't like someone you just don't associate with them on a show together so they're forced to and it's like they are oil in water right they would meet one time or two times and be like you know what we have nothing in common. We are not people who would be friends. We wouldn't really be in the same circle. I'd say high maybe at a party and acquaintance but i just you just don't miss your and water. It's just not our thing so they're going back and forth and mary's like doing this big open. I thing in janez really upset and jen's has opener is like that one more time and mary says i didn't want to invite you really. They are just back and forth. Just taking deep jabs at each other. And mary finally like john. You can leave. Get up by over the doors. So john runs out obviously. Very upset leeson. Heather are like this sucks. Were in the middle. Whitney's trying to chime in and defend. Her and heather runs outside to get jen and finally convinced her to come back inside. So there's like a two parter to this. She leaves and comes back in even though she was technically kicked out of mary of her own party. Yeah i mean i. Let's get through. Because i have so many thoughts and as we talk about last time not for one second my fan of the way that jen handled things and handle things however if i had to choose sides here it was with jen. Marry really did not Act with any sort of compassion here. Like any and i get that she was hurt and you know. Let me hold my thoughts until we until we get finished it. Because i have so much to say. Okay lemme i know we don't usually like to recap but i feel like this is important. So i'll recap the top of this luncheon and then let's discuss so generally really makes it a point to heather and to everyone. I wouldn't be here if i didn't care. She obviously has to be there like we say you know they're filming. She does have to be there however if she really didn't want to and didn't care about trying to make the most of the situation in the group she wouldn't show up. Heather is saying like you know it's not right you have to. Please let her speak. You asked her to open up now. You're jumping dinner throat. And mary starts going on had they're saying you to faces. You've faces you know. I don't trust you and in the middle of all this by the way. They are screaming at each other. And mary says i don't want this around vaulter. He's very upset right now. Vulgar being the man who owns the italian restaurant who standing right by them. Okay vaulter you're going to get an emmy. So they're still going back and forth and mary suggesting you all act like this you're hoodlums talking about everyone but specifically gen and janitor. Confessional says i don't use those words ghetto or hoodlum if you look at the history those us in a derogatory manner to make people feel less. Then don't do that. And mary says you don't know me and said oh i don't know you when you tell me when there's black people in front of a seven eleven you go somewhere else. Apparently mary had come to jen's house a few months ago not on film and told her that in some weird way and now john says bringing it up. Because i really wanted to see who. Maria's and putting the pieces together what who she really is and mary says yet to this day i still say that and Interconfessional she says convenience stores hospitals. I just have fear of my mind just automatically goes violent. Gen eventually says i'm done. I'm out i'm done. I cannot handle this and leaves. Yeah i also just want to say this is a really weird point to make because if you're listening to this i'm sure you know but we do get some actually a very decent amount of messages saying i don't watch anything bravo but just listened to hear you talk about it in case anybody who doesn't know. The additional significance of this entire conversation is that jen is married to a black man and has black children and mary is block so there was another layer going on there so later we get into the conversation with her husband just in case. Anybody didn't know that. I know it sounds weird for me to say that but a lot of people actually don't watch and listen anyway so i just feel like i have to make that clarification. Yeah this conversation took a side direction. That i was not seeing go. No this was. This entire thing was fucked up for lack of a better phrase. I have. I have so many thoughts. I'm really trying to organize them. Cohesively because you know listen. Jen has her issues. We know that and we actually they both clearly have their issues and let's talk about the seven eleven common in the second because that obviously needs to be acknowledged but just at the very core of it the issue that i kind of had with the way that mary handle this. A little bit was that she didn't really want to hear what john had to say. I agree with her gen odor nepal. Gee what she said about. Her grandfather was wrong and clearly a trigger her which let's wait to talk about when we talk about the thing because that was very interesting by jen's they're doing it so don't invite someone don't ask them to explain why they are the way they are and then come at them for that explanation. It was like she was going. She was doing that knowing she was going to pick a fight and it almost just felt like in my opinion. It felt a little bit hard to get on board with her. Because she wasn't giving any room for discussion. She was like so unwilling to move. Pass it even though she was saying she wanted to well. That's i think why the other women had such a valid argument in chiming in to this. Mary said we're playing this game and they cut back to her saying nobody chime in. Let's let everybody speak and say their peace and will discuss after so the fact that everybody got a fair shot to do that. And then while jen is you know from her own point of view explaining why she is the way she is and in a certain way. Also the freeze on saying what's on. Everyone's mind or what everyone's thinking is not literal. We all know that john was just using not in the description of herself and why she is the way she is and mary because like we said these women do not like each other and want to take any chance they can to undermine them under. Her breath was just commenting about everything that jen said and using any excuse she could to bring her down and the other women i think saw this as an opportunity to say without taking sides you are the one who said let's do. This and jen is playing the game. You're right she's here. she's making the effort she's opening up. She's trying to explain why she is the way she is. Because of what happened with you. So if you'll just hear her out instead of shooting her down like this. Maybe we'll get somewhere. And mary was just not having it. The minute jen walk. Dan i think they both were not having it. And also jen was. I think has been waiting to pull the seven eleven comment out until she really needed it clearly. Yes and in response to your first point. I i wonder honestly if this launch and would have gone differently if in john's initial apology to marriage if she also apologized to marry i wonder if that would have solved anything because clearly the grandfather sensitive which will get into shortly cause. I cannot wait to talk about that. You know i was thinking about the whole time like this. Would the trajectory of this dinner gone differently if she led with that. But then i was thinking i don't really know like in. Maybe too far gone for. Mary i think she just fundamentally disagrees with her and clearly she was not seeing like. Mary was not seeing that anything she was doing was wrong because i think she felt like you know what she fucked up the most and so on a scale of. Who's doing it worse. She did the worst thing so for me in this moment like i can say whatever i wanted it will never be as bad as her comment and i can understand that from her perspective but like we're not talking about a table that is die hard. Jenn shaw we're talking about a table. That have had their issues with her so for even the table to be like mary. You've gotta just hear her out. I thought number one was telling especially when all of a sudden lisa barlow comes in is the voice of reason you know here. We are at a left field. When lisa and whitney on the same side we know something's up. It's kind of like when ashley and candice are agreeing with the whole karen thing you know okay clearly at anybody who's watching this. We're on the right side because they are But in regards to the second point about the seven eleven thing like that's a fucked up comment to make regardless obviously but specifically for geno. She is black sons. That exact function of violence is the reason that black men are killed in our country for no reason so it was additionally triggering for her because when mary says that she's immediately thinking of her sons you know and like i i think we should. You wanna get into the conversation with cherise because it was very interesting yeah. I also think it's noteworthy that the reason jen was ever interested and intrigued by mary. A huge part of it was were minority. Women living in utah in this very very kind of community so for that to be such a big part of why she was like. I think we're really going to get along and went into it with that perspective to completely you know. Turn it on. Its head like this. I feel like was probably added even more shocked to an already shocking comment. Yeah it it's true. And also i just wanna like prefaces. I feel you guys. Probably know this. But i i do feel not uncomfortable but i do feel like i'm not the most well-equipped neither of us as two white women to discuss like we don't have as good of a perspective on this so anything we say isn't gonna carry as much weight because we don't have that lived experience so it's a little bit if i'm being totally honest and transparent. It's a little bit uncomfortable to like critique the way a black woman is speaking about the community. It's not it's not something. I feel that comfortable with So i very much appreciated the facetime between jenin. Sheriff because i felt like he was equipping us with a lot of good information. That like i don't i wouldn't have been able to make that point as clearly the point that we're about to speak about because it you know it's it's a it's a weird spot kind of be in. You know what i mean. It's really. I have experienced especially on tv anything of this kind of situation. So yeah you're right. He was he was really like the perfect person to give an explanation and to kind of help jen navigate this and all of us right but you know moving onto that facetime when she's telling sheriff and she saying that's my son. That's my nephew. My family at that seven eleven. That you're too good for and she's saying mom. I'm so hurt by this. Because my whole family is black. And cherie sister her interracial issues real. They're blocked people who don't like other block people all the time and they get into this very interesting dialogue and i just want to say that you know. We'll we'll transition in a second to the way that mary and her husband handle this because bravo do split screen thing by. I felt like in this moment. And tell me if you disagree with me. I understood the coach shah magic. The gen was speaking about in terms of the way he handled her like. This was a guy. And i know there are rumors about the. What's he's doing and cheating. I get that but putting that out of my head. I'm talking about this conversation. I felt like he was such a receptive. Understanding calming force for her. And like this is the way that you would want your husband to handle this type of situation. It wasn't just a. I'm gonna listen to you. Tell you what you want to hear. It was like i'm going to hear you. I'm going to provide important feedback. And i'm gonna make you feel so heard. And like i really could understand her attraction to him in this moment. I don't mean physical attraction. I'm saying i could understand why she's so drawn to his mind yet. They balanced each other. She needs someone like that. There's so many things. I want to say about this quickly. i felt like in the first couple episodes. She was really trying to shove down our throat. This like sharieff pep talk. You know coach shah pep talk and trying to make that such a thing right. And i'm sure you guys felt like that too. She was trying to make a catchphrase almost and then for us. We just said to be in a position where we were almost seeking some kind of guidance and almost needed. We needed the pep talk as viewers watching her get one about her drama with the women may not be as impactful but i was talking to us and every i was hanging on every word he said he was such a calming informational presence. And i don't know. I just like i loved it and i get it and i get why she tries to make it such a thing because it is a thing and she really does give her those pep talks. It's not bullshit. That's just how he is. And i feel like that's probably how he is a dad that how he is as a husband how he is as a coach. We haven't really spent a lot of time with him on screen so then for him. I feel like talking to her. To oss through her was like an amazing moment for him on the show like build him as a character and as a person in her life it was it was it was necessary. I so agree with you. I felt like we we needed. I love witnessing that interaction and by the way contrast it with the way that robert senior. Mary's husband was speaking with her about it. Like i don't know. Maybe this was just me. But i felt like that was such a different type of interaction like he gave the most typical response. When your wife you like. She's just jealous. Which maybe on some level. There's some here as as mary likes to say. Jen feels like mary coming for the number one spot. Maybe there is. I'm not even discounting that's like so not with this was about there was so much more going on. Yeah there was a jealousy of maybe the top spot and there was the meredith jealousy. I get that. But what about the hurt that she felt about those comments because that was also a very real thing. That's what gen was cheerfully talking to her husband about so it was like mary was leaving out an entire part of the story and to me it felt like there was no critical conversation happening in that household. Oh she was leaving out ninety nine percent of it she was just saying gee gen hates me. That's it generates. May she's coming for me. She just doesn't like me. And of honestly i don't blame him. There's nothing else to say. If that's all the information you're getting. She didn't give any more details about. She just said oh she said you're a grandfather soccer. Whatever she keeps changing what. It was every time the telephone with whatever she said. Yeah and that's all the information he gets like. I honestly i don't even blame him to forgiving terrible advice because he doesn't know half of the situation she saying she just hates me she has it out formation doesn't like me she said this and doesn't really explain like heather said the score was tied. You said that she smelled like hospital. That offended her. She said your grandpa fucker that offended you like. Let's stop the game here. We don't need to go into overtime so now for her to make the narrative like agendas me is like it's unfair and if in her mind that's also what she believes and she's not just saying that her husband because she doesn't want to admit her wrongdoings that's like a really big problem and that's also why they'll never be able to solve anything. Yeah yeah mary's mary. Yeah i agree. I also i wanna move into the heather mary dinner but like i don't know if you had this thought i but i randomly had it while i was watching. This didn't come to me before. Why is jen. Not mad at heather was only matt meredith because heather mary. Our friends heather. Mary are hanging out. Solo and jen considers herself as close with heather. She doesn't narrative. I think that was a little bit confusing to me like. Why does heather get a pass in meredith dozen. I don't know if you were wondering that. I know is a total side note. I was just curious. I guess it's like the previous dynamics where they already had a friendship. She's not expecting her to drop her as a friend. Whereas i don't think meredith and mary had any pre existing relationship and she's going out of her way to get to know her go to dinner with her go to her church to see what her life is like. And i guess that really hurt jan. I don't really know it's also again. It's the element filming. meredith meredith. cancer is yes. She's cast member. I have to know this woman. If i'm gonna come to curse seven person event. I have to know her. I have to have some relationship with her. We have to have an organic connection aside from just being cast members. This is literally our job is to be here. So i feel that was her retrial. Was i still want to get to know her. I wanna be invested in her life. I wanna form of friendship from the ground up. Post her saying these mean things about you. Yeah no you're right. You're right okay. So now to heather mary dinner because this is when we got a little bit deeper which i appreciated on one hand. She's still kind of pushing the jealousy narrative that she spoke about with her husband bought. This is when she really explains to heather and to all of us why that line of her saying you know grandpa fucker was so hurtful to her and she's explaining to other. It's not my blood grandfather. Because there was asking for clarification to be honest. Like i know that sounds crazy but she wanted it once and fraud here. Say it. and she's like. I did marry him. I didn't want it's weird to me. She wanted it. She really did speaking of her grandmother and she said it took us two years actually marry. I had to be certain. I started to seek higher help and when i did that i felt peace with it so i married him and i felt in that moment what was happening was i don't think as much as mary says that she has. And i believe her to an extent citing she believes it. I don't think she's ever fully come to terms with this. I think she feels like her. Marriage was pre-decided for her and she wasn't going to do anything to not honor her grandmother. But like i think on a certain level feels that upset and she is is not thrilled with his decision. Of course she has her sons with the biggest lesson. But like for jen to say that was so triggering visa on a certain level. Mary has never fully become comfortable with this. Like she's allowed her love for her grandmother and her faith to take over. And i think that's just what she had to do as a coping mechanism. But she's not even okay with the grandfather thing so for gen to say so harshly it kind of jealousy you know. It's a hugh of course. It's a huge security for her. I'm sure that's probably buried deep down. And now she her life is about accepting it and kind of putting on the front for her church and in her personal life that this is this is her position and this is her situation and she loves it and we'll make the best of it. I think it was heather. Because she's like the queen always. I agree with what she says. I think at the lunch dinner. She in her confessional said a reasonable so triggering is because now. Mary's looking around thinking. Is this what everybody thinks of me. So definitely dug up those feelings of what it. What are people saying about me. Is this what these girls think about me. Do they not fully understand my situation like we got a full couple minutes of mary in her confessional in the first episode or two breaking down exactly how this happened how she felt about it being very upfront. That she wasn't excited necessarily about this. But this is just how things are and why they are the way they are that. The women probably didn't have that who knows it might be rumors. Meredith and lisa run. Watch what happens live. We'll get to that later. But they were saying like you know it's not really it's become a big deal on the show like andy said. It's you know huge topic social media. Everyone can't stop talking about it. It was even before the show started. Everyone's like oh my god. Did you hear the housewife. Who's married to her grandpa. It was a draw to the show but they were kind of saying. It's not really a thing. It's not like a talked about. Everyone just knows the deal almost in. That's why now in this fresh with so many is on her. I'm sure dug up a lot of old feelings. Oh it had to. It had to like. That's why not to be like so cliche. But that's why people say like you never know the battle someone else's fighting like you never know what your words are going to do to someone else so to be clear. It's not like jen's said that without thinking it would upset her clearly. Those are fighting words. You don't say grandpa fucker to the person who's married to her step grandfather without thinking that it's hurtful or upsetting like that was not a kind thing but i don't think she realized what was going on internally with mary which is an excuse but like it was deep. I i really. I felt like mary's best moment of the entire show. Was that dinner with heather because it showed for one second album of humanity. Because i think it was very upsetting especially coming off of the whole seven eleven thing. I think it was upsetting to zero like zero empathy for what anybody was saying like you know she was such tunnel vision so this kind of added a little bit more of an explanation and i was grateful to heather for taking out to dinner and i was grateful to mary for like being willing to open up like this. I love heather so much. I love her so much. Heather to me like the queen of queens way. We just need to talk about whitney for one second. Because at that gala dinner she was a fucking star. She was cracking me up in her. Confessional she's like here. We are the valet the beta fish. Louis vitton earbuds. Like i just wanted the pasta and she was shutting when mary wind let her talk. She was not taking it. This was really a moment for to shine. And i'm very very happy. They give her a lot of spotlight with her father with her brother. Her family's story but in the group. I really thought that she would be like a little quiet. And kind of like fall to the back and not really wanna be confrontational but she stood up for herself and she set up at that table for what she thought was right and was an amazing moment for her. And like i'm so here for it. I just want to watch her. Her and heather together more because they are fabulous. I'm here for an mall. Were there maj as mentioned another thing that made me historian. Mary about this lunch was like. Don't throw the comment that she's thirty. And she doesn't know anything. As whitney set confessional. Yeah i'm thirty. And i'm acting a lot more than all of you like i hate that. I don't know if maybe we're just sensitive to it because like we're twenty-six and we've definitely been not taken that seriously in our business because of our ages like people are now way it's like reverse ageism and i was so pissed off on her behalf like what is her age. Have anything to do with the way that she handles the situation. We're talking about like basic grace and basic like kindness. And she was actually showing a lot more kindness than anyone else at that table. So don't like miss me with that. Shit yeah she she would marry was just throwing out anything that could come to mind. She was seen red. She wanted to say like the meanest things that she could think of probably similar to. How gen said you're gonna go with mary. Who fucks her grandpa. So you can't be so mad at someone. I get it. That's obviously terrible. But you're gonna come in insult everyone around. You do exactly what you're said about you. Can't you just can't be hypocritical. The moral of the story to end this entire gen. Mary situation is her people hurt people. That's what we saw happening here. That's like the perfect. I in my opinion like slogan to kind of categorize entire thing. Not an excuse. But it's really true. 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I wanted to say the very first minute of him in that car when he was like. I'm kind of nervous. I feel like it's our first date clearly. That very quickly turned that. I love that one minute because it made me feel like what she said to lisa about how they were dating each other was real. It was kind of like they haven't seen each other and had a little bit of jitters. I know that went away. But i love that. I like thirty seconds. Yeah it's still there in some capacity. That's what it made me realize i. He's not that she's not in love with him. But i really think he's very deeply in love with her. Oh i mean later. We see how true that isn't how he doesn't want this separation. It's i think it's very much more from her than his. Yeah anyway so. They're in the car and he's basically asking her. You know when ski season is over. Will you come to canton. Ohio side note. He's in the closeout deep discount industry so he's constantly on the move because he's basically chasing the deals and she saying you know absolutely not and he says well. Corporate headquarters is in canton ohio. She says okay well. My corporate headquarters is here and they're basically having this back and forth because she's trying to explain to him like one. I don't have this conversation. Right now to i've uprated. Our tire families lives multiple times to go with your job or finally settled. I a company here. Like i'm not moving and his response. We've one hundred people in our company. It's a lot easier to move yourself. Which i don't know if this is just like the inner feminist in me but i was like don't de-legitimize her business. Yeah especially when he's been up until this point seemingly very supportive of her business. It was like a backhanded way of saying well. It's easier for you to move than may when she doesn't feel that way clearly. Yeah you could tell. She was not having she did not want. This conversation happened right here. No also i just wanna say side note somebody found. Her house is apparently listed or up for rent. So i don't know in real time what that means if she's still in salt lake just a different house if they moved. I don't really know how it'd be bizarre because she just bought this house. I don't know they seem like really nomads. I can't relate to that at all like we both have been in our houses since we were born but they are like the kind of people who are moving every couple of years in don't necessarily have a home base. I think they do have a house in chicago but yeah i don't know we'll see how that plays out. And if he won if they're together if they're not together who. I don't know yeah i mean a few days later. They're out the house and she's in her robe. He's getting ready to go to the airport and she says it's been a hard couple of weeks arguing about arguing as much as i want you here. I think we need a little room and he goes. You want room. I'll give you room. Maybe meeting out of the picture for a little while. We'll help you find out what you need. And maybe i'm not in the picture and she says i don't disagree and he saying her. I don't know if we're gonna make it. I don't want to do this. I don't want to separate twenty five years and this was like a very human moment. they both hug. She's in her bathrobe. They're both crying. And i mean. Of course i'm fucking crying too so emotional right now and i won. I felt lucky that we were able to witness that because it was like such a real moment but to i like it was painful for both of them for such different reasons like the core of it was painful for the same reason this family they built together is potentially collapsing but also on her end. She could sense the amount of pain that she was causing him. Not the she should feel guilty for that at all. You have to do his best for you but you could tell like. She knew that she was hurting him. And that was really hard to watch. Also and the added element of this is clearly something really hard for them and now they've full camera crew in their house. Watching a go down probably feels way more real and final when it's documented. It's not just a conversation that you can kind of take back or discuss in the morning. It's it's there. It's fully there and meredith. Watch robin's live. Because andy brought that up his first season. You're getting used to it and here. You are having probably one of the most emotional personal intimate moments on camera. Like do you regret that. And she was like no. I regret not being more upfront. To begin with about it and not really starting off strong in the first episode and with the women saying like we're separated would have been a lot easier and it would have saved her a lot of aggravation which was a telling. I guess of where they are now and be really interesting. Because i think we all had that thought of it was weird that the women didn't know and that her intro to the show was that she's been married for twenty five years in the next episode. We find out they were separating. It was it was a decision. I don't know like i don't know how much of that was on her versus. How much of that was the way. Production framed it. your ring. yeah. I know it's true. I mean he you know whether or not you find him to be a little bit annoying. It's it's new vitamin but annoying me. Hey guys i don't know. I don't know well enough okay. Come on I liked the guy. I want them to stay together. I really like him. I think he's a good guy but when he was not fucking car like dude you just got here like give her a minute. Yeah no i do feel that you know what i mean just like i thought that he google like one hundred reasons to love canton ohio and she's like the fuck up i've about what he did but either way it was like here you are. She was missing you. You're having such a sweet moment holding hands like just fucking embrace it. You want to win her back. You haven't learned by now. I've known her for four episodes of a tv show. I guess maybe it's just like a woman intuition thing. Even i know that would be fucking annoying. Yeah what i wanted to. Eight is like dude be shelby show. But like he can't because this is a guy what we're witnessing is a guy desperately trying to not let his wife slip out there his fingertips and when that happens you know as men say the number one thing with men is they see. They don't like to feel inadequate and literally by definition whether or not this is the case when your wife no longer wants to be with you even temporarily you feel the sense of inadequacy and from. That breeds panic. And that's exactly what was going on textbook in my opinion so he was just grasping at straws. It was uncomfortable to wash. i felt for her. I felt for him. I feel for the whole family and unaired mark steyn and you know put my to be honest metoo also one more thing that she sat on. Watch what happens. Live which i think is an amazing anecdote because we had a lengthy discussion about this a couple episodes ago when meredith told leeza at the gallery or maybe it was last week. Can't keep track anymore that she told them she told. Lisa that hearns south. We're separating and we thought it was really interesting that generosity new but lisa didn't even though they seem much closer have been closer for longer and meredith said. The only reason jen knew about my separation as early as she did is because she had planned a trip to chicago early winter and i felt badly not inviting her to stay in my home so explain to her. Why was not inviting her to lisa. Have a ten year relationship. Obviously i would want to have told these. I when i was ready to talk about it. The prompt was asking why john new. I but also how how america felt when she saw jen using that information against her which obviously she did not like. Yeah i was like thank you for answering a burning question hours. Yeah everyone was giving us good answers this week. Wanna go quickly into lisa. Yes this is going to be a long fucking app. Said we're going to redo the hundred common and tell people how long it is. I already know that's gonna happen. We're hoping up into this weekend. I mean how could we make it shorter. We can't. it's our fault that literally not our fault. Yeah that's why. I find communist in putting in the time stamps. Because like if you don't care about this one part fast-forward yet anyway. It was lisa son's eighth birthday. And she there with her husband. John talking about meredith and south again their families are really close and she's kind of also talking her confessional about the struggles of marriage and she says to them. You know. I've thrown john's relics out the car window there days. He makes me very upset. And i'm sure i make him upset and the producer's like did you go back and get it. She like yeah. He went back and got it took forever to find. It literally landed in a snow bank. Amazing line just you can't make shit up. You cannot make this shit up also win. John field was saying you know. Well i wouldn't mind a little more service and she's like john barlow. I'm like i love these husbands casually dropping these little sex references. John john lane you thought he was a little like quiet and boom john not afraid of the camera. No i love in that evans naperville. Also we saw it as an update. On whitney and her father he's entered into sober living. I think she's very proud of him. She gave more insight as to her family and kind of the complex dynamics there again so far whitney to me is like a pause. I'm really loving her. And i also is loving him next week. We got a preview to that party and it just shows her wild side. Which is why. I was saying when even she was shocked. Jen's behavior and she's like a very non judgmental person from what it seems. That's when you kind of know because you see next week like she is the life of the party in such a great way. Do you see that in katie. Show up to the party. I'm here do die. i die anything else. You wanna mention. No it was a great episode. I'm loving them more and more and it also gets more fun as we get to know them more. Yeah agree okay. let's quickly do orange county. I know it's not. We typically discuss especially now with atlanta and the picture but a couple of things happen that we felt were worthy of discussion will do that quickly. And then Jacob reagan will end with fucking atlanta potomac. Because goddamn is at saving the best for lost. Oh my god. I can't believe we haven't even gotten to the good bar yet. You know okay you want to start out with with. Oh see. yeah you know. It's interesting because the actual episode this week and what was going on in social media. Sometimes they don't align but this week they really did a lot going on with bronwyn as you guys know. Last week she came out as lesbian and people had a lot of questions about that. Obviously they all took to social media and ask them. I guess they were commenting a lot of them on a picture of her kids so she in a really smart move. I think posted a photo of herself and said okay. You have a lot of opinions. So instead of writing them on the cute photo of santa like leave them here and she really took the time to go through an answer. I think questions both in a nice way. Also some people judging her that the public wanted to know so. I just want to give a little bit in case. You guys see this if you hadn't seen like we said last week. Kelly dodd claimed or accused. Ron win that her. Alcohol addiction is fake and brodmann. I learned through others that when people have a hard time with being sober. It's more about their own issue. Where people in my life telling me to clean up my act talia. I was blackout drinking most days. Did i got sober for the show. Maybe i knew we were filming soon and i was scared to have what happened the year before. I don't remember some scenes. Is there a down anyone's mind. Who knows me an alcoholic. no it's low but she's pretty vile and cruel so it's not unexpected and she also clarified that her and sean are trying to stay married and also. She's moving forward with the relationship with her girlfriend. He's her best friend and it may sound impossible to others but they're trying to make it work from another question someone said. Please stay away from camera. Because tama has been really vocal about supporting her but also took her out on the town with all different friends and people were saying like tam only wants to be friends with bronwyn to get back on the show and brahmin defended her and said she's really been the only person from real housewives of orange county that's been there for her and she knew she was sober. Kept her secrets. South really interesting Is it harder to do the show through life changes. She said yes. You know the producers kind of in on it especially when you're going through something like that. I think the producers play a big part there for such raw moments. Okay great great answers from brodmann. Tamra what would you say. Went on a story spree about the show. She she is still so a part of the narrative of the show and she just can't get removed from it and she really loves to give her opinion especially about shannon because as you know shannon and tamra were really really good friends and had a big falling out and now the complete like i guess. Basis of their friendship is going after each other on social media. Twenty four seven. Yes i will just say a lot of times. You see with former classmates. They want to insert themselves into the narrative to remain relevancy. I'm not saying that. Tom is not doing that but also she's not bringing herself into it without being unsolicited like they are directly talking about her. So what she's going to not respond. You know like let me just reach. Read her two stories. Yeah she says. I'm not on the show but still getting blamed for shit. Let me get my side out. Shannon is a liar in exhausting gina. Travis stop by cuts cut fitness to pick up some weights back in march. She told me that. John orchestrating get together during the first week of kovic takedown elizabeth and expose her lives and she wanted everyone to get in on the action aka do her dirty work. Shannon loves to play producer. gina said. you didn't wanna get involved. We were in the beginning of the pandemic and it didn't feel right. I had nothing to do with gina. She then said. I was suffocating. We all know that's another lie. My kid has been begged me not to answer the phone. Twenty five times a day because she would suck my energy with all her negatively. I was just trying to be a good friend. She let me reconcile with vicky and told me last year not to be good friends with kelly and get mad. When i was again. Clearly she was talking about was what happened on the show when one shannon thinks that gina didn't come because of tamra which she kind of just disproved on also gina disproved when she was talking to elizabeth and saying it had nothing to do with tamra And then shannon's other claim saying that tamara's friendship was really suffocating. Which that to me is bullshit. I yeah it's bullshit like shannon's great to watch but come on between the two of them don't you think shannon is the one that's calling tower nonstop shannon's a needy friend in person. I don't dislike her but she's needy. Yes i don't know. I just don't ever know who to believe. They all have such different stories. And we'll be best friends one moment and absolutely annihilate each other on the other and then bronwyn gets involved and kelly is saying that bronwyn his tamra two point. Oh but kelly used to like tamra. I really have such a hard time keeping up with them. I know that is quite literally my job. But they are flipping the switch so often and the social media like calling each other out. Especially now i think tamra feel so empowered to call out all the bullshit that she probably was seeing before but couldn't do that when she was on the show. Now she is has nothing holding her back from saying what she knows is going on behind the scenes for people. She doesn't like a k. Shannon she knew all this ship before she knew how it worked and by the way she's pulling the same shit when she was on the show but now that she's completely caught from the narrative of filming and plotlines shannon playing producer. She can just go on her instagram stories and re post whatever she wants and i think she probably gets off on exploiting these things. It's probably even better than being on the show and calling people out and having to wait until it airs and plotlines and the dynamics between the women and group and filming blah blah blah. Now she can literally go rogue and say everything she knows and she's very much still involved seen gina friends with bronwyn so she's just as involved but with no rules. Yeah let's make no mistake this cathartic for tamra. Clearly i would imagine posing. Those stories is kind of like similar to her therapy. She has been wanting to say this. You're right she has freedom to do it The last thing. I just want mention because of course elizabeth thing. We're kind of just getting geared up for it. I agree with them. I have a million questions. I don't agree with the way that they're doing in. It seems like very mean girl. And jean kind of was the only one that was handling with any sort of grace. Although bron wants to bronners saying i get lying. I've been there which i liked because so many times. These women are so hypocritical and broncos. Listen i can't blame her. I get it. I've done it Shannon was being a little bit holier than thou in my opinion. I don't know if you felt the same way i did. And i also have that feeling of. Okay maybe her finances. Or this or that or divorces this or that how does this relate back to you and i think the only thing is they wanna make sure that she's not a quote liar however it seems like a thing that's don't consider it doesn't concern you. It's on a direct attack on you. She can't keep her fucking story straight. Might just be a liar. She might be covering things up but the end of the day. It doesn't really affect you like. It's also kind of hard as a viewer to care. We never saw her previous life. I i feel so uninvested. I think she has potential to be a good. How's life. I don't like her as a person or necessarily agree with pretty much a lot of her perspectives. But i think she's potential to be a good. How's life just how kelly dot is a terrible human being an entertaining housewife. It's just yet. But i feel so weird that all i know about her is like we're coming in at this lying stage of i've i have a gun on her back to the gut. I've know what she's really like. Or what's this is. This week is no for small but also this title. This episode is got health literally. We need probiotics niche. I want to just quickly. 'cause i know we You know go back to with the point that i want to make about. Elizabeth is exactly piggybacking off a would you said earlier which is like what's so frustrating about with these women do and it's not just them. It is across every single franchise. It's like don't mask you. Wanting to know the inner workings of finances with wondering if she's a liar who that doesn't that may work circumstances. That's not the deal here to me personally. Just admit that you wanna fuck a no. Just admit that this is fascinating. This woman is claiming to be you know richer than god and then having all these other things. Don't mask it like you care if she's a liar. You're not close enough with her. To care a yeah. You're trying to say that as a prerequisite to becoming close with someone maybe on some level. But i wish they would just come out and say they're fucking being nosy because she won't stop talking about it. It would make me have a lot more respect for the situation like shannon. Don't give a shit if she's a little bit of a liar. Thought you're getting so close to her. It's more so about everybody's curious. And i get the curiosity. It's not like you're putting your life in her hands. So what take everything. She says with a grain of salt in real life. If you think that someone's kind of shady liar that what they're saying doesn't add up you either call them on their bullshit which they kind of have done and they've also said like your excess with the divorce you've got stop and you do the research yourself and you internalize it like the need to be this. Big confrontation is also scheme to lie to them and if she is lying and it's a front it will literally not affect their lives at all. They're not even close enough friends and if she happens to be a little bit or a big liar and make things seem like they're not guess what it doesn't matter it just doesn't matter. Exactly what line were we thinking about this a lot. O- obviously beverly hills when they were so in deep on denise if she's with brandy and and the bottom line they kept bringing up was while we need to know. She's lying to us and it's like okay. If that's your only tied to the situation as opposed to just wear really nosy. We wanna get to the bottom like play. nancy drew. It's like whoo hoo. Yeah pick elaine exactly. I so agree with you anything else you want to mention in. Oc or should we take a break and then move onto the mohan of atlanta potomac. Let's take a break. 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Curic is a registered trademark of keurig green mountain inc. us under licence drink works please responsibly. I i just want to say that. This episode of atlanta started off. Unlike any other episode. there was no taglines. there was no fluff. It was a full-blown fourth wall break. And they got immediately into it and lizzy one of the producers immediately asked about the state of the world's in black lives matter and very kind of his very raw fashion gives each of their responses. And you see. Cynthia comments saying you know after the george floyd murder. We couldn't take it anymore. We have to be part of the movement. Candy coming in saying a black side. It's like oh my. God how do i make sure that he doesn't be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The criminals just because we're black porsche. Comes in. i was just so furious. I was just so angry. At the blatant races in those happening to my people and that is really a complete lead into the storyline about porsches activism which we saw off line. I mean we saw this off the show. We saw this on social media. We saw this in her vanity fair interview. We saw it in so many places to then to really wash the behind the scenes of porsche peacefully protesting with dennis in atlanta and with tear gas at her is just getting right there and speaking not only theoretically about the police were doing but being on the front line in witnessing and happened like being in kentucky with to make mallory and to make a palmer brianna taylor's mother and getting arrested and like watching all of the things that we knew porsche was doing but seeing it unfolds on the show not only with the backdrop of the current state of the world but also as a bravo viewer with the backdrop of what portion was like seasons ago when she was asking how you could fit a train in the underground railroad so it was like so many different layers of things happening one hand. It was really very fulfilling to get the behind the scenes of such an important movement but also on a personal growth element it was very very powerful to witness women's growth and also her grandfather was a huge civil rights leader in so to watch like how generations down. of course. This should never ever be happening at this time. But i could you could sense. She really felt like she was making him proud. Oh my god. I loved hearing all of them speak because i think they obviously have really unique perspectives. And they're all coming at it from such different ways but porsche has really not found herself but found her voice and i found so much purpose in this and something lit a fire in her when this started happening she made her grandfather so proud he was. He was like martin. Luther king's right hand man. And i feel like this was her moment to completely shine. And you're right you're weeks. She said having a daughter really inspired her. And i think she's just a completely different head space and she has hit the ground she was leading. She wasn't just there like she was leading. She had the mike. She was inspiring people. She was traveling. She was organizing. It was unbelievable to see especially right from her own perspective. We've been seeing social media. We saw her get arrested. We knew when it happened in real time. However hearing her recounted however many months later when there's more full picture of how began how it ended. What the work she's doing now is like i mean. Honestly want an amazing way to start episode. Give a full half of an episode with these women who is such a big platform and whose voices affect so many people a premiere of real hazards atlanta to cover. This was like ground breaking humbling. Interesting amazing just. I loved hearing all of them but porsche really really moved me. And even andy was like watching. This brought me to tears. I agree with that only two. I also have to mention when she's in kentucky and she takes that video and says my name is porsche. I would never do anything to har- myself if anything happens to me. Just know that. I was doing it for the cause. And she says that. Because of sandra bland she you know she clarified and watch what happens. Live the reason she made. That video was because of santa blandon. If you guys remember sandra bland was the twenty eight year old black woman who in twenty fifteen was found hangs in her jail cell after a very basic traffic stop. Her death was ruled a suicide but clearly there was a lot of foul play involved there and so it was just like that giving the chills. That's what i'm saying like. It went really a lot deeper than just porsche. It was so much bigger than herself. However as a viewer like you couldn't not acknowledge the personal element because of because of just knowing these women i mean. That's just what happens when you watch these shows for so long. You know exactly. That's what we always say. It weirdly brings a personal element to it and bravo has had discussion roundtables. That they've premiered but something about this in seeing them as a friend group was really really really powerful and i. I think it's obviously going to go way farther than this episode but enjoying us to this season like this was really amazing and i. I'm so glad i did it. I don't think they ever could have done it any other way. I i agree. Also you not to be forgotten. All in the middle of the goal pandemic. Yeah oh like less may not forget. They're all in masks trying to get through this trying not to get sick. It's yeah it was like seeing porsche on the ground in like getting that real experience. You're right i of like someone that we feel like we know and her telling us exactly how it went down to. Seeing pictures of it was really incredible. It was So that there was that which i think obviously was the most powerful part of the episode but in regards to the kenya stuff. We have to talk about this. I've been biting my tongue to not get into it with you. Because i have so many things to say but i just want to say you know. Obviously we start out. We know she's been married to mark for three years. They've been separated for over ten months. They don't have a pre-nup you know. She kind of talks about how the last time she was in new york. She felt defeated. You didn't really greet her any loving way. He went straight to the baby. The whole thing. I have to just tell you i know will get into the scene with her with divorce. Lawyer by no means my fan of kenya more. I find her to be one of the most like aggravating housewives. I think she says such hurtful things. I don't necessarily think she's the best person. However i don't give a shit who she was to watch another person specifically another woman go through what she was going through and i know you could say she married the guy. I don't give a shit. I like was putting all of my personal feelings aside for a second about how i feel about her. This isn't emotionally traumatized woman and like it was really really very upsetting to witness her in the situation. Oh yeah i agree with you. I mean ever since. Kenya almost basically ruined cynthia's engagement. I've really been done with her. She's done so many hurtful things to tan ya to everybody literally to everybody however in this moment when she is so human and you know how much she loves her daughter and we saw her struggle and to see someone hurt like that in the way that he treated her on camera and with people around at how much i fucking hated him. Like guys if you're listening to you don't think he's the biggest asshole ever like. I don't know what to say. truly. I think he's probably the worst husband if not overall character. We've ever seen on any of these franchises so degrading so terrible so misogynistic controlling. I mean. I can't say enough bad things about him. Truly so then. After last season when he threw that event and the next day they were separated which he treated her awful at the event and you help she was kanye has found herself in this situation. It honestly reminds me a lot of kim kardashian. And kris humphries where she so desperately craving ready to have a husband ready to have a family everyone around her. She felt like her time. Time line was shrinking and the clock was ticking and she found herself married to him. I do think they must have had some good. Moments is not completely blind in oblivious and she does recount having some loving memories with him however it kind of happened really quickly. They got married in secret wedding. They had a baby which is all she's ever wanted in life. And i cared about more than having a husband but cell. That was the important step for her. She didn't wanna go around that and she's found herself here and just doesn't know what to do and last reunion. She made it clear that they really were trying to make it work. But i just. I did not ever see that happening. So for her to be here in the state and realized she's at a p end was like heartbreaking. Like you said it really was. It really was like this is a moment where you got. Put your personal feelings aside. I saw someone tweet like you. Everybody acts like they care about mental health until it comes to someone you don't like and it's true i fucking don't kenya at all. I don't really think she's good of a person. But i don't really give a shit like it was. It was a woman that was struggling. And you know. Mark has had the luxury this particular being off camera right. We didn't get to see him so it's not that you forget. Nobody forgets how much of an asshole he is. But it's not front center. You go back and you wash one episode from the last season you watch any of that and it brings you right back and i did that just because i wanted to get re angry again. Yeah you know what. I mean like you gotta really watch to remember. How much of a fucking douchebag this guy is. It's like there are people that things don't work out with their husbands this time and time again on housewives and you're like you know what it just didn't work out is for the better that they're divorced but then every once in a while you get a jimbo lino you get a fucking mark you get. I'm gonna hope to god. One day as michael darby and we can speak about him in the past tense. You get a guy like that. And you're like this. Man is trashed. And i felt like what was so powerful was what he thought was off camera. When the lawyer said you know you gotta stop being self deprecating. You literally beat yourself up because of this dude black women especially black women celebrities you give away everything for your career then you go get your family. But his failure is not your failure. His failure is his failure. And i was like give this fucking man and award like he needs to be her therapist. Because that's what she needed to hear like stopped taking the blame. You did not fail and honestly you got what you needed somewhere in. The universe is telling you you needed to have this baby and she really brooklyn is. What's going to be her strength. I wish he wasn't bonded to this guy for life but she is now but like i was so glad lawyer said that because nobody else was telling her that i love the lawyer and yet i don't know i just can't imagine how she must feel to be the one who is being mentally abused in this relationship and completely degraded but also the only one who wants to work on it can be just must be the most terrible position and you're right watching him makes you infuriated. And the reason that seeing these guys be such dicks to their wives with mike von you can only imagine. That's what they're doing in public with mikes and cameras around so imagine. How much darker can get when they're not and that's what's really sad and scary and why we are only getting such a small piece of the pie and we're really only seeing the women's perspective and you're right. He doesn't even get to be there. We don't get to get re angry. We don't get to see him not try. We only get to hear it from her and of course we believe her. But it's less powerful. Just hurry counting it to the lawyer. Oh my god beyond so also like you even saw in the car when she was on her way there she so uncomfortable with herself like she's so you know she even getting mad at herself that you didn't go into the same lawyer's office for years and she doesn't know like you can tell she's a really fucked up head space and she's got to get out to be able to heal herself because this guy bad news bad news. He makes her feel so terrible about herself. And i just wanna say also something. And i feel like this is very relatable not just to but in general we see this a lot with housewives so many times when someone in previous seasons is just like such an asshole. The way kenya has acted when something bad. Sometimes you can feel like you know what good for her like. She was talking so much about everyone. Else's marriage obviously we saw in the last reunion like good for her to get her own. This goes to show how bad of a person is when zero percent of me felt validated on behalf or vindicated on behalf of the other women. Because to me. It's like i don't want this to happen to make her feel like now. You see what it's like. I would have so much rather this never happened. Which if it was something a lot less severe. Sometimes you are happy for that vindication. This was not one of those times. I never wanna see women go through this. I don't wanna see anyone go through this. I think also the other women from the gecko knew it was something was weird it was off and he is just not a good guy so now they're they have no choice internally to be on her team because they're all mothers and they just want to see her win they wanna see her full custody they wanna see her have her kid. Get rid of the douchebag even niimi. I'm sure she would make some backhanded compliment about karma. However she at the end of the day would say fuck that guy. You're better than him. And get your gear baby and get the fuck out of there. That's what she would say. I know it. Yeah i mean especially now you know last season maybe she was saying whatever but i think now she would and i loved. I felt like there were no to better women that kenyon have the conversation with at her house and sent the candy because one they both know what it's like to be in messed up relationships and especially cynthia coming from such negative experience with peter to now being so happy and they're like girls girls like those are the type of women in my opinion that you want around you for this type of thing and i loved. I just loved getting their perspective yet. They also just didn't want her to bullshit like they were saying gearshift together. We want the best for you like you know. They're not just saying what she wants to hear. Which i think could be easy when someone so upset. Your friend is so. They're the kind of girls who know went caudal you and went to say this is what we're gonna do like. Let's let's do it. Yeah also sorry totally unrelated but in that. First win cynthia's Out to play i. I always love her. She's so just fabulous. And i love her and i love that. Her boobs are out in every episode. But it also cracks me up that like candy and everyone is talking about cynthia's boobs being out me. Mile all of their confessional. Looks one has more cleavage than the next like len women. Do not fuck around with boobs. And that is something you and i as boob girls can appreciate gonna say as move enthusiasts. We really appreciate candies. Cleavage was killing it right like she sitting there be like. Oh cynthia's boobs are always out. And she is literally popping. And i'm like you know what i love it. I love it going off this thing. I just wanted to discuss the mike conversation because there was a lot of like not backlash but a lot of people had a lot of things to say about this conversation because they felt like she was being really insensitive like we're in the middle of a pandemic. We don't care that you want to have this. Two hundred fifty person wedding not to like defender. But i just do want to say you can't compare this to like a kelly. Dodge downplaying the pandemic. I think she was just having maybe a little bit too much optimism and like i can't blame her for in the moment i'm not saying whether or not she should have had the wedding in the way she did. That's not what i'm saying. I'm just saying in this one conversation on the show. Like i could feel from her where she was coming from. I want this moment. I wish she would have been more receptive to mike idealistic. Maybe we can get married on our special day and then do the festivities later. She wasn't and that. I can understand being frustrating but like she was so excited for this and i guess i could totally understand where everyone was coming from. I get it. I did feel like i could understand her excitement. Yeah it was like you just wanted mike to not be such a realist for one second and just say you know what i get why you want to have the big wedding. I'm he was trying too much to corner her into so you're only getting married because you want the big party and it's not that it was more. She has finally found the love of her life and she wants a celebration. Listen i get it. We both want big weddings. Like i feel that but he just was being realistic. Almost an should have just said you know what i get you on there. We're going to figure it out. We'll do what's fashion. What makes you happy not a that. It's a personal attack on the Marriage being more of a materialistic thing. I thought it was. I love you more than i've loved to past husband's relationships. I want everyone to be there to celebrate. I don't wanna have had huge wedding my wedding last time my family was trying to literally sabotage it and hide the marriage license so that it wouldn't happen. I wanna agree wedding and like whether or not the way it went down. Whatever it just. I got where she was coming from and i think she just wanted to hear that. In that moment it wasn't didn't adb's concrete answer. Just how she was feeling right. Exactly like you're so ready just wanted to be a little less than a realist in that moment although say what you want about her actually having it like i'm not. I'm not defending that decision. I'm just saying for that actual conversation. Yes also can. I just say one really quick thing. Yes when she's talking about how she gained weight in quarantine on one hand. She's saying that you know to candy and then in that same episode there's might just cannot get enough of our he's like i just love looking at your budget got so big. Like he's just so in love with her and like makes her feel so loved and beautiful and valued and that in direct contrast with the way that kenya was feeling about mark. Not mark needed anything else to make him look bad but like the last thing he needs is mike. Oh my god yes say no more you know so at the point that out because to me. Obviously cynthia's is beautiful at any beta nothing to do with the weight. It was just about clearly. It was something she was speaking about in. Mike was so encouraging her and i just. That's what you want in your partner no matter what absolutely holy shit okay. Let's take a very quick break and then let's get into potomac unless there's anything else you wanna mention that atlanta no. I absolutely need about potomac immediately. If not sooner okay. I love you only got we will be right back. Are you guys the moment. we've all been waiting for the potomac. Season five finale. I just never thought we'd see this day however we are one step closer to the reunion next week. That is all. I could ask for same so the way we organize. This is like a little bit out of sorts. I just wanna walk through it. We're obviously starting with the party. That was the whole episode was centered around this party but we broke it down by the plotlines that were also going on within the party candidate feeling played by karen the proposal michael darby just everything about him and then the fight after we get through everything about the party which. I'm sure we'll take us a nice amount of time. We'll get into making candidates. There's not that much just a couple of quotes from them. Monique was only in this episode for a scene in therapy and then her confessionals candice touched on it. But as you know it is the fire under basically everybody so it's not forgotten however. Monique is not on camera. But you know it's caused a major vitamin group. And i think all of the issues are rusting on top of their fight completely completely was the backdrop for this new thing. Yeah the for the whole season. Basically so okay. Should we get into it on. I waited my entire life to yes. Okay just quickly not important however it was a beautiful prequel to the proposal was robin and juan going to therapy talking through their relationship this far where they stand what went wrong last time their commitment to making it work and just like they love each other. They've been together for so long and above all else are really best friends and i just love their relationship so that just like seeing. That made me even more excited knowing like he's gonna propose to you like here it comes. I know you felt like you were really on a secret that she wasn't it was fun as the viewer. I was like giddy me to do another thing. We have to talk about right before we get to. The party is michael. And ashley are at home. Hanging out with dean. And they're kind of talking and ashley notes. That michael is still upset with candice for really trying to quote rican through the coals. last season. When she had they had the fight at her house she wanted to call him out for making the comment about wanting to suck a dick. And just all this different things. He just does not like her overall. And ashley then tells michael that one is going to propose to robin at their holiday party and she seems very excited but michael seems surprised. He's like no that's not possible. Someone's pulling your leg. The man will not do that is something i know. There's no way and she's kind of like what like what are you saying. What do you mean like. tell me. And he's like no said too much already. I'm not gonna say anything. And ashley just asking like. Is there something i need to know. Is there something. Robin needs to know looking out for her friend. If her husband has some information she wants to make sure like it's conveyed truthful and he says i don't get into one's business a little weird kind of gives like an eerie feeling and we're like okay is there something is is going to happen. You know here. We are seeing robin robin and wan go through therapy routing. So hard for them in here. Fucking michael comes in and gives you a pit in your stomach. I mean that's all he does. That is michael darby's purpose of the show just to put up perpetual and everybody stomach. I i can't stand this and keep going. We'll get into a more. okay again. Sorry about the recap but this is absolutely crucial. So we got to the party. Candice walks in she waves to ashley. Hugs everyone else a clear snub suri says there guys. If you listen to our all things potomac episode which subtle plug. I highly highly recommend. I will actually put the link in the description of this episode to listen to before the reunion next week. You'll know where she falls into all of this. And why that is no worthy okay clot line is like i said candace feeling played by karen about the whole timing of the invitation to carretero event last week and trying to purposely make owning candice bump into each other and they're all talking about carrying sang. She had mechanical problems with her plane. They think she's bullshitting in that. She doesn't want to show up to this party to have to face the conversation and on instagram. You guys will see on our page. Actually karen posted a video from her with her. And her publicist being stuck in the airport and getting on or off the plane and someone wrote like a really felt the need record yourself for receipts. And she's like trust me. I know who i'm working with. And i was like well knock karen first rodeo. She's a fucking smart woman. She is not wrong by the way. Call me gullible. I like very much believed it. Yeah i believed it but also if was looking for a way to like call our karen how easy use that have been vertu. Say oh my flight is delayed. No i think both were true. I think she didn't wanna be there for the entire party but she also had plane issues like they were both right. But i don't think yeah. Yes exactly like our plane was stock. She wasn't mad about it exactly. She was thrilled. That they're like we're going to be taxing and she's like you know taxi all the funky want. Yeah she's like. I hope there's thirty eight planes in front of me. Exactly she also. I think was happy to use it as an opportunity to prove how hard she worked to get there and how good of a friend she was to pull all the strings taking extra flight with a layover and come straight from the airport in her glittery outfit like it gave her more friend points which i'm sure she loved it. Increase her ethos gave her a little bit of like credibility in terms of being there. For robin exactly. Yeah jumping around a little in the at the end of the party. Can they show a confessional of candidates saying everything that i thought. I knew about my entire friendship with karen. I'm discovering what she's given me is a series of shady disloyal fate crap. Okay so there. On good terms great plot be is the proposal so canvas gets a which is just great. She actually sounded very great. They were having some tax issues but it ended up. Working out and robin takes the mic after in is like everyone enjoy open bar like a hostess speech and won- fucking sexy. Juan comes up his suit and takes the mic and starts to saying really nice things about robyn. How she's his rock. The mother beautiful boys he gets on one knee and says i want to try this for the second time. Everyone is flipping the fuck out candidate and wednesday got really like close like weren't even letting it happen right. It was a little bit weird. However i think they were just so overtaken with excitement. Enjoy that. They just didn't know what to do when he is the girl. You fucking wanna your proposal. Wendy is such a hype. Woman and giselle is also such a good friend. Because i was like. I get that you're excited. I'm just as excited. If not more but back the fuck up. It was like but you know what you want. Both those people there. How are you gonna fault someone for being too excited in. How are you gonna fault someone for wanting you'd have your moment so like between the three of them. I wasn't mad i was. I was kinda thrilled. And yeah one is sexy and you wanna know something when they pant her robin's parents and you just watch them standing. There was such joy after they've had their questions about one. They've been vocal about it. Not as bad as gels dad when it comes to all but like they're definitely you know has some questions they were happy. I was happy. Everyone's crying were crying. I was just like bless god and also fuck you. Michael dr because he just got down on michael darby has the nerve to turn around and say did she say yes will the rings on her finger. What else do you want on my god. I love eddie. He needs more screen time. Also when you just said Gazelles data and jamal forgot about that. Because so much has happened. The reunion is going to have all these things that we thought were the absolute biggest most groundbreaking things that we literally forgot about. Now we will get addressed. Realize that. Like if i'm just over hyping this reunion however now getting answers the way we got answers about madison and all the things were saying. Now we are going to head on answers next week and the week after the week after is like it just makes me giddy a minnow so get an also like jamaal like he cannot do anything correctly. Come to this communist party. You have such a good opportunity to redeem yourself when she and l. a. I don't wanna get into too much to get into here but it really did bother me. How like gisela so quick to judge everyone else if this was eddie. One else's husband that the entire season could make a cameo at her best friends proposal. Final events still. Can't she would be all over that whereas your same critical nature when it comes to your man because by the way he's making you look that i'm calling it now. I think andy will ask. All the women who've met who of them have met jamal specifically robin like. I'm sure she has met him. But i don't know she spent time with him. And it's like your best friend. That probably is really weird totally. I'm sorry to take us off. Track want to go back. I feel like we should take a moment to kind of highlight the bazaar. Michael darby moments. That happened in this. And i know within that we kind of have to You know include kansas. Yeah i obviously made a timeline of michael darby weird moments however. The reason that all these are noteworthy is because when we get to the fight going back watching it a second time you realize how like there's so many things have been stewing and he is acting like listen my darby not the most normal cool down to earth guy however his behavior throughout the entire night was so like what would you describe it as just reading. It was ratko radic drunk a little bizarre a little off. He was like on edge so when you really put them all together it kind of sense how we ended up where we did right so first things first when one introduces michael to eddie. Michael says you know one always dresses. Well fine to normal comment. It's not about that. It's more so about the way that he was behaving in regards to everything. Want throughout this episode. That's that's the first comment right. Yeah just like the overall infatuation for one as a friend. whatever. Yeah i also wait. I think i should make this point before we even go a little bit further. Because i think is important. Yeah i just wanna make sure that. I'm making this point really clearly. We're having this conversation. And i'm gonna make a comparison. That probably may seem very bizarre. But just hear me out because two totally different situations but the general conversation around surrounding it kind of reminded me of each other. 'cause you guys remember a little while ago. That stuff came out about lindsey graham that allegedly. He had this alter ego that he went by lady g. and that he was closeted these male escorts etc. And clearly this is a totally different situation. Because lindsey graham has been very vocal in his anti. Lgbtq plus initiatives but when this came out and people were coming for him it was very important that people spoke up and said listen. Say whatever you want about lindsey. graham clearly. A lot of his policies have been terrible and homophobic in discussing these rumors about him. There can't be any underlying homophobia so and a lot of a lot of the gay community came out and said that the my purpose saying that. I know these are two totally different situations. Michael darby hasn't been Outwardly homophobic or anything like that but there have been a lot of conversations about his sexuality which number one or not here to kind of speculate one way or another. But i just wanna make sure when we're talking about michaels behaviour and it being unfavorable and being you know heart stomach. There's no coated homophobia here like michael darby's and asshole because he's an asshole has nothing to do with whether or not he may be gay like we're not going to sit here and speculate of course is a big conversation on the internet. But it's more about his infatuation with juan. And i wanna make sure. There's no like underlying homophobic tones because it's zero percent our intention also i think ever was just infatuating human being. It's also just how many. I think he like looks up to him. I think he really feels ownership over him. I think he wants to be a better friend to him. That other people are like there's so many elements to it. Yeah i agree. I agree but you know when michael wants to really capitalize on what he said to ashley earlier. He then goes as far as to ask on anything special going on tonight in one really says. No nothing really. So michael then tells that information to ashley and diesel about. I asked him and he didn't say anything and now he incites this paddock ngos l. Of course here. She is like helping plan. This event and michael's like trying to get her all riled up. You know ashley's like michael said he may not be happening in michael's again. He told me it's not happening. Of course he's not telling you. Michael has this false sense that they are such close friends if he would spill the beans to him however he just doesn't want to ruin the surprise so now giselle is obviously freaking out and she says michael needs to spill the beans and michael says i love the sky and by the way he and i have a special relationship. One has been reluctant previously to commit as we all know and gels like it's happening in michael's maybe it won't and he will not tell ashley even after zhao gets up to reconfirm with one. Like what the hell is going on. This is happening right. And he's like yeah. It's happening and ashes like come on. Tell me to my goal. And he's like no no and she he gets up and she says if i grow dictum while you tell me okay often line love that line don't want it meant however it was interesting and by the way a little bit of You know a not. His inherent misogyny cracked so. Michael is literally struggling this party. That is the best way. I can describe it. The cameras were amazing. Obviously capturing you just felt like he was circling like he was a hawk and trying to feel everything going on and keep is in. Everybody and i don't know. And giselle in her confessional. After he proposes says what you gotta say now crocodile dundee. Were you just saying no because you wanted one all to yourself. I kinda think you were which like. She's not a wrong. Like if this is really a guy that you claim to love as much as you do then. Wouldn't you be so excited for him. In a moment that is such A second chapter of his life like every single one of michael's actions just without him even trying show his selfishness. You know like he can't get out of his own way. He's just such a selfish deeply flawed. Motherfucker that sorry. I never told anyone like this. I just literally hate him. I don't hate anyone that it's so it's so clear you like. He doesn't give a shit about one. No and after the engagement he says. Michael is trying to give a toast. You can tell he's clearly like sauced at this point through all the shit that happens. I stay true to you the whole time. He's like grabbing him wanting to make sure he's all the attention at this party. That is literally his and he knows everyone was everyone there. It's all his family. Friends were there to celebrate him. And i felt like michael was getting really territorial over him and he says i say trudy whole time in one's like yeah you know i appreciate that man like i get you. And he's like your fucking gauge man. Here so greek bachelor party in vegas just you and i know cameras or nothing. And then he's talking to eddie again and he's like this is the second best guy looking next to one. I'm not gay just so you know. Very defensively very defensively. That's what i'm saying like his. There's there's something going on here. And i'm not gonna sit here and speculate on his ex rowdy literally. The entire internet is doing it. I it's not place to do so But something is definitely happening here and his his relationship. No money phrases way that i want to phrase this. The relationship that he has in his mind with one is just simply not consistent with reality and it doesn't matter who it is whether as anyone else. That's always alarming. Absolutely yes exactly exactly okay so now the you all have a time limit ingrained in your mind just to really paint the picture of how just off. He was this night every night but specifically night. Let's get into the fight that the episode so karen shows up after the proposal in her glittery sue like. Hey what did i miss. And you know like i said. She really wanted to prove that she made an effort. And giselle like oh. She's the worst. Like just not having it and really thinks that she was bullshitting whatever so they are all sitting down and karen says that she left her hair event early because she had dinner date with ray. Not because of the fight. And they're all like karen white. You left your own event early because you had a dinner plan with ray like this was your event. They're just they do not believe her. And by the way. I love karen all my heart. It's bullshit she is trying to say. Oh you guys at dinner. You ruin my dinner date. And they're like why don't we showed up for your product launch. Any left early and we have to make a comment. I'm sorry he's mega garment. Which so frustrating about this to me is like karen. The reason that nobody believes your plane story is because you can't get through an entire night without some sort of a lie if you would be more truthful about what happened that night of like. Yeah that was an uncomfortable situation. I wanted to get out outta dodge as quickly as possible. That's why i left. People would be a lot more willing to believe the fact that you're playing was having some sort of technical difficulty but because you can't ever just like say what was fully happening and always have to twist the truth a little. No should they don't believe you wouldn't believe you either. Of course you're so right. Thank you for dropped for that comment. Because you're right if she had just said you know what you all. Were cornering me. I felt attacked in my own event. I had to get out of there. I wanted a moment alone. They would have nothing to say to her about that. They'd be okay. You know what that's a good excuse. That's valid and so they're basically they've cornered her at this point like she just has to keep lying and giselle says it seems like you. It seems like everyone connected the dots that you invited. Monique and candice come early. And then you decided to exit. And apparently karen had shared screenshots of her conversing with monique and kansas with timelines proving that she wasn't trying to set them up and is like well. You're forgetting that you called me and told me come early and luckily i was running late otherwise it would have we would've had a confrontation and cairns like no. I never would have let that happen. I made sure that if you had told me you were coming candidates. That's not the point. You still had intentions of making us calm at the same time to have to speak face to face and karen says bottom line as you didn't meet him. I party because of me. I would have made a judgment then and she keeps going on my desires that we all come together as a group. Monique speaks her truth about how. She's fixing herself. The truth will come out. And i think what she says that that is what set candice off. Just hearing her karen in a way. Say that she doesn't think the truth is out there and that monique is the one who holds onto the truth and candice really blows up says what is her truth. You were there. What the fuck are you talking about. You saw what happened. That's the only truth you saw bitch get mad and attack me. So they're kind of in this middle booth in the party. There's a lot of people there and they're clearly causing normal housewife scene and michael in his drunken weird state comes up behind chris. Bassett keep in mind. I just want to say it was really especially clear. That michael and chris have no relationship like michael barely knows him. So that's obviously important to note. There's no connection. Like i guess michael knows won- in a different way than he knows chris. It's not equal so he goes up behind him kind of laughing in a bizarre way and says you need to control your wife man. She's out of control. It's not good for us. And i think just hearing michael talk shit about his wife in out of left field while chris's at the bar he turned around and got pissed up and said you need to shut the fuck up and gather my face and this is kind of when everything went show quickly. He's puts his hand on michael stomach and is like kind of walking towards him right. That's how i describe it and michael's hands are up. His eyes are wide. And he's like you're touching me. You're touching me. You're going down you fucking idiot. Candice like runs over there. Like what is going on there. All robin like i cannot engage with. Wendy's like oh. I hope he's not involved and they're making a huge scene and candice says he's not worth it like trying to calm down. Do not get all in. Get your panties in a bundle of refund. Michael fucking darby like this is not the hill. You wanna die right. And michael says that fucking guy hit me this guy this guy push me chris. Whatever his name is he doesn't even know his name. He's trying to explain it to ashley. she's like. Why who who are you talking about. Who you what is going on. And as soon as she put actually puts the pieces together she turns to candice and chris who are like across the bar between a million people screaming. Oh you wanna talk shit about monique though right okay so monique has no self control. What are you have. You have no self control. Do you wanna cry when your wife gets her hands. Put on for acting like a fool and candidates is like who are you talking to you. Wanna talk to me. Michael mother motherfucking dare ass and michael is screaming. I'm filing suit against you in calling my lawyer right now. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. You bald headed. Fuck which the irony of him calling him. A bald headed fuck is not lost upon us not once upon us and also it's very important and sure everybody saw in watching the episode that line when he says i'm filing suit against you calling my lawyer you're going to jail nothing we could ever say could do it justice however imagine a little kid with his hands up doing that like nat annetta poo poo. That was michael darby in the scene. He was The joy and the elation that he was getting from this entire interaction was quite literally indicative of sociopathic behavior. Completely and juan like really intervenes. He's physically shoving michael to the side screaming. Stop his face. And ashley now you know. She had her angry moment however she realizes michael needs to fucking calmed down and she's screaming at him. Caught the fuck out My goals like. I'm a respected businessman. This guy's touching me chris's screaming. He's a bitch. Disrespect your wife. But you won't ever do it to mind right. And this is when michael makes the comment to ashley about like and fuck him. You know he has. He has a failed restaurant. Meanwhile in our heads were all thinking and by the way your restaurant is has been closed down so one. How is this relevant like what you can't be lost in this entire thing. Not that i think it is to anyone listening in this moment you being quote respected businessman has absolutely nothing to do with this altercation. So take your latest ask somewhere else. That's how i felt like. Don't bring that in because quite literally. It's irrelevant. I don't care that you live in a penthouse and i'm not saying it was right of chris facet to touch him. I'm not defending that either. But like it just shows his thought process. He is such an elitist asshole that he really thinks he is so much better than everyone in. It's not it's just it's just a it's such a level of narcissism that's very hard to relate to like. Yeah not agree with christmas. But he's right. Say whatever you want to your wife. Not that it's right. Don't speak to mine in that way. And i really felt his elite. His elite outlook really came out. When the second chris even touch him. He saying you're going to jail calling my lawyer. As if his money his power being a white man even though he was fighting another white man gave him the right that just because someone touched him he could destroy them in that like. I don't know it just felt so. He was above everyone else and that he did nothing wrong and he could not simmer down right. Wasn't there a lot of things that are white privilege that michael dozen. I'm not saying this wasn't one of them clearly. He was fighting with another white guy. But it goes beyond that. It's not just like at some sense of inherent white privilege. He also happens to be a raging asshole. Like let's not let any. Let's not let his money or his skin color. Take the take the only fault for this. He has a human being happens to be a drama obsessed asshole yeah and he just uses those things to create more drama and like lift himself up. it was just. It was so an honestly really disappointing of ashley in a way that her first kind of reaction like been holding onto so much anger towards that her first reaction was. Oh you're being a hypocrite like see like you know Her first instinct was to defend. Monique and be like see this. You can end up in this situation right. I mean the whole thing. It was like in the moment. She was clearly and i got that. But also it let. Let's talk about this next scene. Because this is when it really comes into play ashley because basically you know michelson ashley take your mic off. Producers are taking off. Michael's mike he now goes into the production area with the crew and he's going up to the production saying why do you have them on the show. These people that are fucking low-life guys that do this and the producer system like michael. You cannot be in here. I mean they're in the middle of filming the fucking finale. And he's like. Of course i can. You don't have a right to do you. Onus and the crew member security whoever's kind of trying to escort him out he's like don't touch me and ashley screaming him saying stop. They're just doing their job. Security starts escorting him out. The bodyguard is doing the same thing. He's like this. Bodyguard is touching all over me. It's disgusting and ashley screaming him stop. Stop it right now. you're embarrassing the fuck outta me. Stop it right now. And you're witnessing like a very mortifying situation. When they get outside she says to him. If i ever acted how you did in that hallway get the fuck out. I don't know what the fuck is doing right now. Like on one hand coming to his defense on the other hand being absolutely repulsed by this man that she is you know fighting for their relationships. Like you really felt this sense of sadness but also like deep deep frustration for ashley darby. When she was screaming stop in that hallway like shrill screaming at the top of her lungs thinking that if anything she could get through to him and she didn't that was chilling like to me hearing her scream that and feel so helpless so embarrassed in front of honestly like her co workers the production the crew all of these people who are there with their husbands who are. I don't know like a contrast to eddie's like twirling around wendy on the dance floor and everyone's just having a good time. I felt so like i just felt so helpless for her. I really did not that. Her behavior is pristine perfect. But i think in that moment when she realized that he is so angry in messed up that even i screaming at him in getting this anger at him can't get through to him. I'm supposedly the love of his life and he's at this party for me for my friends for my show and he's disrespecting anybody that comes in his way like wet. What has happened. And then when you see the ending closing credits that the day after this party they went away to mexico and now she's pregnant with her second kid. It's like you just. I don't know i like i just want to give up. That's how i found. I was so glad. I'm not really friends with her. Because i would have a really hard time like it makes you really pest you just wanna shake her and be like get. Get out get out. He's never changing. What are you doing like you have to leave this relationship. I don't understand what she is doing. It's so frustrating to me. It's it's like and it's by the way. It's a different energy than like the kenya moore situation. We're not talking about the same type of thing because ashley one has confronted at a lot earlier on and she's been a lot more A lot more demanding in her request with him in terms of like the post-nuptial agreement etc. And she's been a lot more clear with the audience as to what's going on like i don't understand what's going on but i don't know how you can witness that behavior and not enough to say fuck it. Fuck your vacation. Fuck this certainly not. I'm going to enter another child into the world with you. I mean he's a bad guy. It's not like a little bit of an asshole this like a bad human being. I'm just so frustrated. And i i do feel like for robin and wan. There's an element of like. You're ruining the fucking party. They're not filming obviously. This is the finale. So we don't get to see the aftermath. I'm sure that is probably a really upsetting thing. I guess robin will exp- like express how she made her feel and the night that's supposed to be all about her proposal. Let i get it. It did stem from the women fighting however them screaming at each other about like the petty bullshit. You know hair party situation versus michael escalating. I get it also. I do realize that. Chris has not innocent in this in he is the one who technically made physical however he was able to have that moment and candice said to him. Let's get out of here. He realized it wasn't worth it and he walked away from the situation. Michael took it thirty steps higher higher higher higher than once. You think it's over. It happens again with no chris. Supposedly what upset you in the first place. He's not even in the building anymore. And michael screaming at anybody who tries to get in his way the production crew of their show at his own wife at security of the club. Like that is when you know. It is a severe issue. It's not just that you're having a fight with one person. It is far far beyond that. Exactly exactly it just so far beyond that and like i'm gathering without the other thing that i wanna say is by the way michael. I know that you live in this alterior world where men need to control women. These women have been through it a time before. They have thought many times candidate doesn't need her husband. Chris facet to quote controller. So let's i get that out of the equation. You goddamn Gas well then. Fuck it at gap enough. When i heard that he clearly just hates candidates in oh my god what are disgusting fuck. He's discussing. Who says that like. And by the way the last thing candace was ever gonna do get physical. I mean we're talking about a woman who knows she not innocent. I don't even definitely does things. That are less than appealing. However the last thing she was going to do is get physical she was she a woman who was just traumatized by being physically assaulted. So like i don't know. I don't need to turn this until like the larsen situation where we're just so pissed but like this guy's a fucking asshole. He is no purpose in ashley's world and i just i if i never saw him again. I'd be thrilled. Although it's kind of fun to get as riled up over someone because i haven't in a while but like i take back every bad thing i've ever said about you know. Aaron denise is husband because i would take aaron any day or the sky. Oh god should we talk quickly. About mohican canvas. Yeah i mean we have to. It's important to kind of is the bow. The ties us all together. Yeah so so. They show a really quick. Like i said scene of monique going to therapy working through talking about her childhood and growing up going from an all white school to an all black school which i thought was actually a really interesting conversation kind of how she always stood out in some way and how she just has a defensive protective wall up at all times and how has fed into the situation that she's ended up in and after the therapy session it cuts to moni confessional on producer. Ask her so now that you've been to therapy now that you've been through all this. Are you remorseful for all of it. A monique says. I'm remorse for my actions. But i'm not sorry for defending myself. When i felt i needed to okay. So that kind of you know sets the scene. Monique triple quadrupling down about the remorse thing. Remorse is like the buzzword of the season then at the very end of the episode. Like after everyone's left the party there where are they now. Cards are up and the producer asked so what's happening with the case. Which by the way like genius way to end the whole season. Thank think. I felt like i was seeing the end of fucking oscar winning movie that they're here they are like we're getting the update on the case. This is it right. I mean yeah. I mean as well the producers on the show on this particular show are like lego say iga worthy e got worthy. Domonique says so now. We're at a point where we were able to look at whatever footage they had of the fight and the court decided that this was not an attack. This was a mutually consented fight and we are dropping both complaints. You're not going to send me to jail because you're embarrassed because you got dragged when you ask to get dragged and she kinda starts laughing which this moment has gone viral on twitter both praising her and also kind of saying it's fucked up either way it was an editor decision and the echoing laughter was just chilling. Really stayed with you. And i guess we'll set the scene for her thoughts and feelings on going into the reunion of like. She feels like she was really vindicated by this decision. Listen i am not saying that her laughing making light of it was right. Please do not confuse my words. That was not right at all like she was the one. That physically assaulted candice. Okay however that echo did not help her case because it it would not have sounded nearly as eerie if they didn't do this like you know theatrical kind of echo that made her sound like she was rubbing her hands together and her secret lair. Yeah like malefic over her. So it really. It didn't do any favors. But yeah i mean. And then you see that contrasted with with kansan her confessional where she says you know there were so many lies being spread at the hands of monique her trash lawyer and their and their team. It turned off the court system. And they felt that they didn't need to pursue it because it just looks like reality tv fodder. It makes me angry to know that. I was betrayed by someone i trusted. I might as well have been speaking with the devil because this is not healthy. Pretty either no resolve here. i mean what. What is the resolve. Going to have a re between monique in kansas. No this is clearly just made it even worse. Monique filing made candice were upset. Candice counter file like everyone it just it just was like there's no resolution i don't know where will be now. I don't know what's in monique's binder. I don't think they will ever be friends. I don't it's the same thing oil in water. They don't like each other in escalated to a terrible terrible place that they probably will never recover from. I don't know also what that will mean for next season casting wise. Who is going to want to be around each other if giselle will even want to be friends with like it literally has shifted the entire narrative of the season of the show. And i like. I said reunion is going to be the answers. We have been desperately craving and hopefully we'll bring it to a place where there's no further questions i hope so too i really do. I really do how. I feel after this reunion like i felt after either part one or part two of new york like a deep breath. All your questions or answers i mean. I don't think our questions will ever be answered. But i want to feel like you're right like a bow was tied on the whole situation. I feel at peace. Yeah me too god. Although i don't think i ever will until i can get a copy of munich's binder were i was. I was about to say so. Many people message like guys. Like i really think it would be amazing for podcasts. If you could just get some photocopied pages. Trust me me too. I just do not see that at all being a viable option. But trust me i will try late. What do you think this is deborah product. We're getting the unreleased harry potter. No like this is not. I wish they wish i know my god. Oh god on unbelievable. 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Oh we forgot to tell you and then second of all if you could have seen my dad. I should have known that crying. You know how apparent is obviously when like. They're so proud of you within to feel like other people are like excited about your content. It was like i. I don't know if you know my dad. It was just really special. And the way that i just didn't expect it. I i really didn't. I thought i mean is melting amazing job. Obviously but i just expected a couple of people would have said something. I didn't i know that's like before. I had a podcast. I never wrote reviews. I know it's like a little bit of an annoying thing to do. But for that many people to do it i it was so touching and like his said we are just so off of this community because it really does feel different. I just feel like they're good. People that listen. And if you're one of those we appreciate you and Thank you for carrying about the stuff but also thank you for just like investing us. 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#1160 PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor

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#1160 PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor

"The craft have bed China Rabbit. S Omar Hello and welcome to watch crap ends a podcast about all that crap. We love to watch on Bravo. I'm Ben Mantle occur from the real housewares of kitchen island which is a cartoon you can watch on L. Youtube. You may have heard of that website and joining me on this. Fine and festive. Wednesday is the one and only Ron Carom from the reds perks. Bachelor's podcast what's up Ronnie. You look wonderful. I know what you look like because this is crap ins on demand episode which is where we not. We don't just record what we're saying. But we like recorded on video to go to patriots dot com slash watcher crap INS and if you support us at that level crap man you can watch us. You could see my festive sweater and my childhood bedroom. Because I'm still here in New York doing off to Kansas City tomorrow because We're doing a big show in Kansas during big show and Lawrence fucking Kansas on Friday. We hope you guys all come. 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It's been a week of just giving me piling. Sit In my face to scream about and it's been wonderful. I love my favorite emotion. I've been like on top of my game. All Week felt really good. I think getting so much housework done. I love being furious. I feel so alive. Your your room looks spectacular by the way. It just looks so cosy I wanna go and hang out why thanks. This is my little watch crap in office. I hope people can see dealer last time. We did this. I was like look at Bueller. I talked about Bueller so many times. I'm crabs on demand and then when it came out because the way that the video works does a side-by-side Buehler was cut out of all the shots. So I hope you'll see dealer this time for Bueller than You know he loves being here. I'm sure he loves Yeah you can see his. But I've just okay the video test you can see his but welcomed. Buehler's about the most interesting thing to happen on Vander Preferable Okay Savannah temples. I am so so glad that they're addressing this shit with Britney and Jack's because last year what bullshit. They went on behalf of girls of dance with them off and they lacked driving in Van. Some have is GonNa make sense later in editing All the girls have anti-trump rules came happens live and Andy brought up this preacher. Shit and Brittany rolled her eyes. I Mad Mad. She rolled her eyes and then she gave her bullshit. Excuse about her bullshit. Motherfucker of a fucking. I can't even with the PRE K. To grow up with the ship my whole life and fucking over at fuck you and fuck your fucking religion that says all of this bullshit get that out of my face if you WANNA do that. Shit behind closed doors. It's like you've always told me my whole life. You fucker if you WANNA do this shit behind closed doors five. I don't WanNa hear about. I don't WanNa hear about it my government. I don't want to hear I don't WanNa hear about it in my in my goddamn streets. Okay key bid at home it's disgusting you fucking brainwashing maniac. How dare you so? I was glad that they confronted her. And of course just got really defensive and angry and here we are. She's finally getting called on it. Nobody let it go and good for you. You Stupid Hooker. I'm glad you've got this shit handed. I'm glad you got your ass Hannity on national. Tv Yeah. Before I watched it I saw that one of our lovely listeners posted in I think I think it was in our facebook group watcher. Crap live and loving it that Jack's had tweeted out something along the lines of well. Tom Sandoval has a manager at his bar. Who who tweeted all sorts of racist and sexist ship few weeks ago? And no one's doing anything about that and he's still working blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like well that's a whole other issue and I'm not going to condone anything. That idiot said but I will say that I I'm GonNa make one differentiation between those. Two one was written by a fucking idiot in his teenage years. Who was being just an an absolute like dumb ass teen thought as being hilarious and edgier whatever don't condone it hate it not cool but at least hopefully. He's fucking grown and now he's like Shit like now I'm twenty six or whatever and hopefully I don't know I don't know what the point is. I'm not here. Defending Motte trying to defend him. The point is that it was a stupid teenager tweeting verses an adult an adult preaching to an audience and preaching to people who are in a in a state where they are like me like a mental state where they are like looking for guidance and this guy is saying this is what homosexuals and. Trans people are and this is what they're doing to our world and sin and society is GonNa fall apart to me. There is actually a big difference. Hate yes haters hate but like contacts also context. Well I feel like fuck those guys cheese. Maximum should be off the show that should be cut off the entire show. I'm sure they would have been hired and fuck those guys. Fuck those guys too and fuck those guys equally in my eyes. Fuck nab but I'm saying if somebody if somebody them yeah to be part of their wedding and expecting us all to swallow shit because of it fuck you fuck him. Fuck all of you fire all of you and fuck Brittany the most Britain. No one has ever come on a TV show and had so much goodwill given to her then Brittany and all Brittany does is cry as they. How mean people are your dirtbag fuck you and fuck your mother to how about that? That's where I stand. I mean she's Yeah I mean I definitely do subscribe to the theory that Britney has been the downfall of anti-trump rules in many ways but But I do. I'm just saying in this. Specific instance where Jackson. But what Jack who is the king of the what about `isms right like but what about what about Tom. What about Tom? What about Tom? So Jack's bringing up Max who I agree he. He most likely will be fired after the season. I mean the Max and Brett have been essentially cut out. Max had his first interview segment in. I think like three or four weeks this this episode but But like I didn't like that I was pissed off and I saw his interview segment because I didn't notice that until Danny pointed it out. Yeah and then you pointed it out pointed out the Danny pointed it out And so I finally noticed and that they even let him back on. I was like Oh what is his suspended. His hateful is his hate-filled speech suspension over or. Is that something? We're just going to be okay without getting off the show but I also think that. Jack's trying to compare the pastor to Max breath stupid ass tweets. I just don't think they're the same thing. I'm not saying that the hate is one is like less hateful. I'm just saying that one is a preacher who is in a position of authority over you know. Many many many people and two are just some jackasses. Who doesn't take away what they said but I just don't think it's the same and they probably will get fired and they should be fired. Yeah sure why not do it? I I don't care about the preacher. He can preached that Shit. He can tweet all his hateful crap all he wants to. But don't hire a preacher and then tell me that you're a supporter of anything and then try and make gay people go to your wedding even are discussing and then it'd be like well. They're just a family friend. Well Fuck your family friend and we'll start go. We'll go through. We go because at this point. I'm just GonNa Monologue about much shit. We'll get to it when Brittany when when all the shit starts spewing from Britney's mouth will address each it as it comes out. She's a good person though. She likes princesses. She's a fucking monster and she's the worst kind of fucking monster because she's a monster. He pretends she's just so sweet. Why can't people just believe what they want because people believing what they want me to other people don't get equal rights you fucking numb nuts a moron and your hypocritic mother who's been married four fucking times? What does the Bible say? Yeah what does it say about that? Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck you with your fucking in here with your lamb looking like an innocent little lamb. You're the worst lucky with your lamb. You know what is that? The lion and the lamb. The the sheep's clothing. You and your CPS clothing. That's what trying to say. Yeah it's not here clothing. I was going to say that when she when she starts talking about how much she loves princesses. I love princesses. They are always up against something. There was have to overcome something. I was like well. Do you realize that you're getting married to the big bad wolf. Because do you realize that you are the something that Prentiss is try to overcome? Do you understand that you accepting this and Bringing it onto national? Tv is you condoning it. Which is hurtful to all the fucking people it's spewing hate against you stupid twit. Do you understand. You're part of the problem here. You are the thing that prison Disney princesses trying to come up against you idiot. But but but let's also I mean she did she did fire the guy so at the very least there is that so. I would not do that. Some people vibrancy lacking before because Van Front probably threatened that she was filmed this wedding on TV. Which is Britney fucking wants anyway. Whilst would she marry that old loser? I mean I I you know I know laws detected so so the episode begins feels great. I'm Mad I'm just GONNA HANG. Got Ronnie is furious right. I just called somebody at that. I mean I even does that as fast. That's van ruled does that makes us angry. Nixon old Englishman in a bar. I have I mean I've gotten over below deck. Okay so I think we are experiencing residual our outrage outrage podcasters today. Yeah just like outraged rolls. What can we say you know those those liberals those crybaby liberals crying about preachers and set them fucking melting snowflakes every year? Well where I am right now in New York. The place have no chance of melting ice cold so anyway so the episode opens up with Ariana walking into Sir because she's back at work to come back The Classic Classic as of combating depression by working at Sir always working at Sir making everybody feel that she's like being back here at surge of sort of makes me feel like I'm at home except there's actually furniture in this but you know so. There's ever going to recover from like the best time on my fucking life that we had at pride of the main thing at dinner went to a parade for the first time in her life. She had a great time. So guess what. Dana also came out as Bil- we didn't realize this we thought it was only on so they're both like Oh my God. We both come out as bi. We're both bye. Okay Bye Bye. I I heard that Lance Bass Jacks singer of bye-bye or bye bye bye bye bye and then we go to fanfare prompting cannon the car for some Bullshit Typical Lisa Vander. Pump Bowl set where. She's like ooh get this Canada. I woke up this morning honking at us. Is it Kevin Lee? I'm blasted lasted all over. Soussan TURNS OUT THE GUY WHO's marrying Jackson. Britney has put out all these terrible things about who moved shoes. Really you just heard about this. Lisa Vander pop really your order your entire female cast with on watch what happens live last year discussing this. Hello Yeah so what happened. There was a producer of a must. Do something about his inaugural spoke out and welcome. Spoke out knock him off the pasta. On that we get to some of these tweets The Devil wants to legalize CNN. Just because it's legal doesn't make it. Right how wicked is our nation becoming? Now let me first say you can love people but don't agree with this lifestyle. Arthur choices with that being said there are people that I care for that are gay but I do not condone or accept this lifestyle as it is contrary to the word of God you know I don't I don't I don't support people who watched the Big Bang theory about that. How one goes preaching that like I love your way around that lifestyle. Okay what how do you feel about that if I said that? I don't give a fuck if you support the lifestyle Sir okay. The point is equal rights. The Supreme Court Passed a law because of equal rights. Like you get to get married and so do people that you don't agree with you stupid fucking. Hick the way it is not about your religion you can make about your religion if you want to. But I don't need to hear about it okay. Keep it at home. Keep it behind. Closed doors okay. Adamant we know that love. And we haven't been Steve. And we know that. Pastor probably put the toilet paper in upside down every single time. What do you get into a bit too? We get onto the pulpit and make fun of him for that. No this is yeah. You can disagree with me all. I want all you want about. I get the same rights as you. So fuck yourself you fat fuck okay. So how do you put toilet paper in the right way because I saw slow? Dak like that girl. Put It on wrong but then I was like was I ever putting it on correctly? Isn't age old debate. The question is whether or not you put it on that way when you put it on. The paper comes from the top or if it comes from the bottom and they're saying the bottom. Oh I do the top. I don't really care that much but I think I think that's hop. There's more flexibility. If if you're making like little folds I don't like it coming from the top because then when people are getting toilet paper they put their finger on the top and roll it like that and I don't want people's fingers on my I mean. Are you over raccoons? I mean who's doing that. We'll how else do you get the favorites like sitting on the top? You Roll it. Like disk touching the paper whereas if it's coming from the bottom you pole the bottom so that you're not putting your finger on all the toilet paper. I do think I do think that. If you have pets or jacks you do want to have come from the bottom because if a pet gets near at the pet will do like an exercise bike on it and we'll get everywhere like an old like a hilarious family. Comedy like Rahm are Oh we got a pet kangaroo and look at the May have a cause and the bathroom mom which is probably the preachers favorite movie you know. It probably Kangaroo Sam. Actually there wasn't movie. Kangaroo Jack I Bet Kangaroo Jack Does. That's the toilet paper in the movie. I bet you WanNa who made the rule about who's supposed to put the fucking toilet paper which way like who made that rule court bunch of Snowflake AB tree hugging hippies. Anyway over its dossiers apartment. Go Oh really. You don't want to read more to eat because I've got three pages but go ahead. I'm trying to keep it in a light place. I'm trying to introduce this podcast and I'll do my best to keep this ship afloat now. You're you're angry rightfully so I need to talk about Kangaroos. Sometimes so overstocked. You'RE GONNA have a million more chances. Don't you worry I'm not worried? I'm glad I'm actually relieved to not have to relive all these tweets because they're disgusting and I a lot of you come from families where you hear this shit your whole life but you know what I get. I have the right to say fuck you. If you have the right to tell me I'm going to go to hell. I have the right to say. Go Fuck Yourself. She's stupid fat. Okay that's that's just called even Stevens you start at even Stevens which is another show. He probably watches so Overdoses apartment though is making some sort of potato thing He's like hey it's Jeff Boo Yard E and I'm making a baked Batato and it's a bow recipe now. He's like really pushing the bow thing hard which I can't even be Matt because I'm like I love puns so then difficult to get behind right like I've been watching. I'm learning how to Vegan cooking. Thanks guys and How pastor aren't you those put on this earth beaten by men who so I've been you know how how I learned everything. I gotTa Utd University. Y'All so I've been on youtube watching these videos and some of them are just. I mean it's just amazing to see who is going to make a youtube video. Max just picking a lot of random things and sometimes someone some of them are like shockingly amazingly good. They're so well shot and produced and are you but some of them are like some weird guys like. Have you ever use than ends the PIE learn right? Now we're going to want from here to the scene I and then his like whoever's filming it is follows them to the sink. And then you know position there. I- movie later and figures out how they're going to make Charlie in a youtube star. Good people about the INSTA- pop right and I was thinking. Who is that person on the other end of the camera? Who is that standings? Always the Sun someone's son has always seems videos to. I don't. I haven't watched the Vegan ones but I've definitely watched like like like like Joanne. Joanne's GONNA show you how to make. Sammy knows routes buttermilk chess this recipe so good. I love my family. I make it for graduation. My like it's just it's delicious and then they have like a cut but then when it comes back it's like Ura go okay. Here's what you do really important have pyrex. Pyrex is so I can't tell it's it's so good you always have to use it out okay. And it's just like all these like you so it's just funny because I've been watching them nonstop for like two weeks and so I'm like who is a poor sucker. That is stock like okay. We'RE GONNA make this dream. Where Co Jesus? Christ we're GONNA make your instant pot dream come true okay honey and it turns out at Stasi. The whole time suspense doc- standing there with her phone. And Mike Encouraging this set you know Stasi has has a camera agency for pinterest videos running. You should see the video that come out of the world of board gaming if you think that cooking videos are having a special quality. Has anyone ever wondered what it's like to watch a middle aged man wearing a train conductor hat teach you about a board game from forty five minutes. Go explore the world of board game videos. I Love Board Games and when I WANNA learn about these games. Sometimes you get something. That's like sort of professional. What always happens is they've downloaded some sort of like title sequence from final cut or website. Until it'll be just like elaborate intro where it'll be like a star and like a traffic and poor games like whoosh and then after the titles done you see him and because we are the luxury of crap on demand you can actually see the people who are watching this Qasimi. 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Trust me we know what you do is a lot more disgusting than real job. Okay congratulations you wine. So Abo- has alcohol-free per second. I don't even know what that must taste like. But he has an alcohol free per Seco- so he can make her a bow perol spritz. I want to grown but secretly. I kind of love that so I don't know I can't really get behind it yet. I feel was like he goes. He goes I can't and at the same time. I'm such a hypocrite as a person that of course I WANNA be like. I'm going on Youtube immediately. Like I'm getting a birthday camera. That's kind of I kind of feel like I like when you on in in a world where there's a Brittany I am. I really going to just savage Bo. Because he made a stupid pun like. Aren't there bigger fish to FRY. There are bigger fish to FRY. Let's get to you them so Ariana's back in the in the so where do and vendor props she's like. How was it coming back? Did I solve your broken booted Mr? Tonight I did. I find a cure for broken bird depression. Who and she and so Ariana's like well Lisa. I have something in my mind. I don't know how to say this but Jackson Brittany O. Ana I know all about this. That's because I can read mines Maji. I know what you're thinking eight of diamonds. She's like Jackson Brittany are getting married by a helmuth up. A full who is holding an eight of diamonds like focus AF magic lady. So yeah. She's she's like I've taken care of it to buy that. I've soon everything. And we see a clip of her calling. Britney and facts and she's like this in these homophobic comments come to light and I just think you need to investigate it which is hilarious that anyone thinks that. That's actually what happened because you know harass called them like you've made me look fucking stupid. I can't believe you haven't solved this and we're not filming your fucking TV if you don't take care of it in the next five minutes call me. Yeah and so Bernie goes brings responses. Well I did see one comment back in the day but he he liked promised me that he was not homophobic. I'm like Oh never mind. He made a promise. Okay so I guess. All those homophobic tweets that I guess you didn't see in addition to the one you did see. Don't count as Homophobia because we know how this works. We've seen it before where it's like. I'm not homophobic. I love gay people. I'd love Gay People Sinners who are tearing down our society and they shouldn't get married. You know hate sin not the center. I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC ALL. Yeah and he said that one of his tweets he said you know. There's a lot of gay people that I care for. They just should not have equal rights. Okay and let's stop letting them solve their. It's ended at our children's throughout the Kantha. Friday change the children and this is weird compartmentalization and so and I think actually the re that they have on. Britney is totally accurate. Which is that. She just wants to stick her head in the sand she wants to avoid confrontation and as someone who also hits confrontation. I sadly understand that impulse and I'm working to better about say what's on my mind is supposed to avoid confrontation so I understand. Regrettably what she's feeling But like sorry. Fire the Yeah I mean I don't feel bad I feel like I don't feel bad. I feel that I feel like packing adult. And this is your responsibility. And if you're GonNa like tell people that your allies of gay and lesbian people and then you hire somebody who openly fucking hates them fuck you. You're not and and hiding it behind. Oh I care for you just the same. It's just that your inner well. You don't get to say that fuck you fuck. You're saying about that. Wouldn't you think Britney just like a hopping on a plane to go fuck some Dude Vegas because he was famous from the TV? Get outta here with that. And you're fucking fake morals. So that way so yeah. Several everyone gets that too. And that's why everyone's upset because then we're going back to saucier and Lalanne Bo talking about it and sauces like you know. This came out like six months ago. It's not like it just came out and like we all saw post but you know the problem with Jackson. Bring us their brains. Well how do you say it? They don't really don't really think too hard about Jackson Smart. He's just not smart he's not smart. Yeah I miss it. You know what's is fine but it's not really about being whatever we'll get to more of it later so la La it's like yeah but like the stuff that he said can't really be taken out of contracts you know so. I'm not sure where they're coming from. So we go to low impact training and I saw the words low impact and I was like. Oh God Katie's learned a new hobby. What is it this week? It's like eighty macro making some bullshit and her garage. You know it was Jackson. Britney working out yeah the working out in some group class and there was a guy like come on. Yeah Yeah Yeah it was called Lit- training or something and there was a big sign. The back that said to to quit I was like please burn this place down your guy please. Dial it method method so then after the class Britain jacker talking and bring us talk about like you know. It's just like really hard for me because this is like a family friend and like no one ever thought he would be this well like whenever thought back and like I grew up with him I grew up with his daughters. And he's like a great family man when he found out that his son was he sent him off to know where we don't even know we don't talk about Seattle on anymore. What a great family man saw begin that see now the family. Yeah his son to the farm where he's much happier now. Yeah he's a good family man so when I saw that he posted all these negative things. I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable. Or they have those same feelings because I only donor which justice fucking bad Britney so Britney's like well. I was trying to tell her you know I know him. Lisa Vander pump. I know him. He's a good person. You met him chance you liked him. I'm like Jack's like the boroughs. Great Jackie locked in. You have good taste and people so it's actually like yeah. I like the guy. Listen I don't care what you pray. Just pray pray pray to account for all I care. I think that happened in the Bible and didn't work out so well he's been doing it on social media how about that. That's his azure. Greg Eightfold just said say it. Forget it right at regret it God. Okay so sorry I was looking. I was looking up so Phantom fit of rage yes I was like cow. Bobble quotes like ronning really seriously. You're thirty minutes into this scene too. So Vander prompts back to Andrew Trump talking area on up and she's like well if they really knew the extent of the bigotry. I don't think they would have done that. And she's like It's been for months. You know like how this stuff has been out there and vander prompts like you've known about four months of okay man. Innocent have heard of this before then we had. The flashback on watch happens live of Brittany saying he said one thing and I said don't soon and he said L. Cam. Won't do that so I think. Everything's Okay Andy. Cohen well stated and everyone claps and then they they like rewind it and we see that while everyone's clapping Narayana just sitting there like did anyone is they. Don't pay attention to this going on. Yeah she basically just said no if I thought he was homophobic then it would be a problem but he's not homophobic like let's just disregard every tweet that was just read to you twit. I service hoping it would all go away. I honestly think she was just it was. It was a sticky situation. It was someone that she knew but it was also someone that she knew who said something said many things that were deeply problematic and her survival instinct was to be like Just like wanted to believe the best that way she could just make it go away and like just want does doesn't want like sticky situations in her life but of course she's on Vanderbilt rules which is marrying wishes. Jackie's exactly it's literally a sticky situation literally like a stickier version of situation like yeah so Britney Brittany. I don't want to think because he thinks that way the we think they away. And he's like no one thinks that everybody is being made to me. All Right Britney you have the right to get married. How do you feel about So Yeah Jackson. Yes social media. It's lighting me up about this. Like look like we're holding up flags that are anti gay. It's like I'M NOT GOING TO K. K. Rally is Bra wipes his no. So then Jack's is like he's like he's a pastor like maybe. I'm naive to the whole religious game but I thought pastors was supposed to be neutral. I'm like I don't even really know what you're saying that statement. But here's one thing that's definitely true. Is that pastors the Church. Religion in general has never been neutral on anything not of years and Britney tries to explain. She's like well go by the Bible. Jack's yeah and have you read it. It's a real. It's a real. It's a real joy right. Let me just say that for any of those who've you haven't subjected yourself tobacco full of full of fun positive stories. Yeah she's like. I believe in God. So this is hard for me. Of course I'm referring to basic arithmetic. It's hard and then we get a clip for dad. Doing a verse from proverbs like Fund and a wife is found in a rare drool guests. Who else loves finding you know. Great wives everybody kind of goal. So Brittany's like well some people you know. We're all come from people believing way different politics than we do and this is stuff you don't talk about so when something like this is brought up. It's difficult because I don't want to disappoint any wine really because I live in a family where I was raised. Very religious and tons of political sits brought up. I don't agree with and guess what I say. I don't fucking agree with that. And you're fucking wrong and you better change fucking talk to me before I walk out of this house you piece of crap. Now would you please give me another baked potato? Mom Thank you. Well you forget that Britney has your daddy issues and she just she also unions to all. She wants to do in life as please please her. Dad which is why. God you've got four of them just one okay baby steps speaking baby steps we then go back to. Sir and Raquel is at a table. And she's like this. Trump Marini is very good. It's sugary but it's very good. Yeah does she say strawberry or strawberry any. Because I was cracking up strawberry. I wrote it down four times. She might have said strawberry any. I don't know it's so hard to tell there's so many layers and complexities when it comes to recap Hanley's tichy wanted talks in me. I want to talk to you but you know what I want to talk to you about. I'll tell you the four of speeds sir. You WanNa talk to me about Frank. 'cause I miss my shit. 'cause I was it Tom. Tom Wait James. I was just Kimiko check on and I didn't think that's maybe you want people to serve and we'll relying on you. Don't you realize that part of the word serve is spelled slightly differently My mind my thought process wasn't there that moment to be fair. Raquel doesn't actually have a thought process. Oh she's like an invertebrate you know. She is basically a very pretty jellyfish thing. She is a jellyfish with no defense mechanisms and long hair wet was your thought process. Dum Dum and she's like I was thinking about James and Pride and then she tells us last year prides Tonight I feel like almost like I have to be there to babysit him and make sure he's okay. But I don't WanNa be on leases band sign. I'm telling you is now out of the goodness of my own money. There was a bunny in my sleeve. Anyway don't go down the same path as your boyfriend. He's on a mom. I'm very responsible for us. And like any other restaurants you'd be fire soclean's with I'm thinking about it. Kubeck George April. You're still going to be written up which we all know it very very severe reprimand in a restaurant. That's fires no-one so Tom Brings Area Odyssey she home Sushi. Burrito specifically and Ariana's Jackson Britney. Yes and she's like well yeah. Lisa Axiom or you know I think that was coming. I know you well enough to know. You'RE GONNA say you love that. Sushi Burrito should've just waited for it. Oh also I don't know if anyone can hear it but there is a phone ringing in my parents house because of course the law of podcasting at home as the moment we press record the landline starts to ring incessantly. So if you're hearing phone's ringing I apologize to people who are listening impressed that your dad hasn't walked in asked where the tape is yet. My Dad isn't here right now. I'm telling you right now. Those phone ringing is probably my parents. Saying Benjamin what are you doing for dinner tonight? It's like you know like we're I'm calling to let me on the train. I'll be home at eight PM Sushi Burrito. Mom Get on it so he tells her that. Lisa Call Jackson Britney about the pastor and Brittany had said that they see only saw one six months ago until lease brought it to their attention and towns like believe that I mean come on. I know that you want to believe that. And she's like I think that Britney would work really hard to not see more than that in truth that am. I going to get in trouble for that. Answer because it's true. Yeah I'm not saying I know you're not understand very well. She got in trouble. But it's true like that's exactly what I was saying before and again I know it because sadly I have those tendencies to like. I just want things to go away and difficult situations to disappear but sometimes they don't and sometimes it's also like one thing that I've learned is sometimes standing up for yourself or standing up for things. It's not as hard as you would think. And it's not as sticky situation as you would think Also I think something that's also really important to stand up for I. I really think like get a table in there. Listen Tom Areana. I know you guys have a thing with your furniture going on but there was a wide shot in this in this in this shot and wow I know they don't have furniture. But wow this was like this was like walking into a my my my middle school gym and they're being a mattress in the middle of it side table. Something come on something. So she's like. Yeah that's That's pretty triggering. 'cause I'm by so like whether what are they saying about me like what the Fuck Anton like? Yeah I feel the same way I need to talk to Jackson like. I just need to say what's the deal the deal that was like yeah and she's like wasn't bridal showers tomorrow. Feld and no one said anything. Let's the deal. I'm sorry I'm just GonNa keep interrupting you for no good reason with my like side. Schreiner these nets just really. You're like literally trying to express having a sin and I'm on the sideline doing like let's Sandovol fell. Think Lincoln blue via. I'm like a mom trying to drive kids to school when they're like Mommy. Mommy Mommy Mommy just keeping driving. We do our math today. Proverbs eleven thirteen today. My whole childhood coming back and it's all coming back. Selene song them back to do ever since ever. Since we were competing against Indiana New Orleans I feel like she's ever in my life and I know you're not totally current on a we know you. You saw the Tuxedo. Challenge on project runway. Right I did one. Can we take one moment here because we have not addressed this on the show fucking Sergio? He put the challenges to make it to reinvent the Tuxedo. He sends down a white backwards. Tuxedo and then I have never heard of this. Lean beyond the iconic. Selene beyond Tuxedo. I mean I think he's ready to go to shut up mountain and then on top of that he says on top of everything else. He said he did it so that way. Because there's been so much toxic politics in the country right now. He wants to take us back to a time. That was great for everyone. The nineteen fifties. I mean Yeah Yeah Bravo's really just rolling in at right now doing this shit on purpose at this point undetermined. Also laugh at it too. Because I think it's important that we keep laughing at this bullshit because if we don't then you know we're just gonNA lose their minds. I'm laughing screaming but I'm also laughing and screaming and laughing. The book the Book Dana and Max has covered Dana. And Max's house. I can't believe they're still trying to make MAC happen. I'm disgusted with this fucking show by the way get him off the TV okay. I don't care how old he was or what he was thinking. Get THEM OFF my. Tv is disgusting. He's also just not interested. Also big offense wearing is not hot enough to be acting like this. He's like why. Do you have a jar faculty because I drank? It was like I'm done with you. People I know to say about this team. I know like talking about intellectual curiosity Whatever the pitcher of orange juice because I drink it oh I thought it was pickled. You know it was. I'm just saying it's like what a question like. Hey if you see a liquid in the frigerator in a vessel chances are it's being saved for a beverage. What DOES PICKLE JUICE DUTY? Why do people drink pickle pickle? Juice is actually really good for What's IT called Whether called Muscle cramps is gift for muscle. It get lowered. Alleged sugar spikes people. Use It on Kito because it's but it has Electrolytes it's like it is actually it is how and it is really helpful. Apparently the thing that thing out of articles about pickle juice people just like the flavor pickle juice and that's allowed there you go okay so you were you to preach against pickle juice. I'm not I'm just asking because to me. It sounded like an eating disorder drinking pickle juice but then I looked it up and I saw all of these articles saying that pickle juice is very healthy. I I feel like you're going to be on the pickle juice spag very shortly next week pickled with pickle juice. That's one thing. Yeah I hear one thing and I'm like I'm GONNA have penalties now every day for the rest of my life like very easily swayed and brainwashed. I'm surprised you haven't even gone down that you haven't really gone down a pickle path yet like I'm surprised. Oh Hi together songs. I've I've gained in Lhasa hundred pounds a year since I was five years old. Trust me I've had my share pickles. Zero main pickling I sort of feel. Oh some red onions. Thank you so you're right. Yeah I feel like you'll be like next week crops. You'll be like it broadcasting from your kitchen and can be apart with jars and being disinfected. I did just pickles some Red Onions. Dirt Alicia. Thank you so you know me very well. So accent date now anybody care. Do you have anything to say because I'm passing on the scene so I'll support you in whatever you say? No there was nothing interesting beyond the pickle juice that was really the highlight. It really was because that's what I wrote down to. He doesn't know what the pickle juice for. Are you kidding me? So now Rebecca now over. Katie's house where Britain's showers going to be and Katie Doc- and Lala are decorating so throwing like toilet paper or streamers across the the upstairs band or two bands or to make a canopy of teepee. And you know it's boring really boring. And then Katie. It's like Oh my God look at me with a house. I feel like an adult bitch. Almost forty okay. You are an adult. Get A job. Lalas like running a car goes. I'M GONNA write to Brittany from that bitch. Please stop these just much. Let's go to James or cal. The so he's making breakfast and she's like well yesterday was GonNa work at. Lisa's concerned about my professionalism. I let a lot of people down and James. Yeah we'll when he comes slip up to come see me playing. I mean that there's a fuck up. I mean who does that? He's just totally girl. This poor pretty jellyfish when you slip up and you want to see me even though I was upset you should've left to draw. You know what guess what guess what ended the story okay. Who Does the job see me? Okay I'll go to a fucking bitch on as you to come see me the DJ. Okay come see me. Don't get work. Come see me all right. I'll come to you. Who the fuck do you think you? All that was attached to be at work to be working. I found your keys. We're laughing but this is horrible. For Cal Ryan. Get Out of this relationship. What are you doing at this This is called motion abuse. No it's not because it doesn't explain to us. Jim's moods change from day to day he's kind of an unpredictable person. When I wake up in the morning I have no idea what James I'm waking up to. I mean that sounds as healthy as can be Ronnie totally totally healthy. She's like but then if I stayed at. Sir You have been pissed and you would have spiraled out of control. And he's like yet that's true but come on. I mean the. It's everyone's drinking. I could smell the Tequila in the sweat. Our needs to keep me on track first of all we just found out you were drinking at that last thing. It was on camera and are you. Didn't you just tell Raquel to go to work and NOCCO see you? I mean I was joking by the way in case I feel like I'm realizing they'll be people who like I can't believe Ben doesn't think that's emotional manipulation it is it is. I was joking everyone. I'm ordering a joking guys. I was joking but like this guy's playing such mind games. I'm poor Raquel. She doesn't have the capacity for that. Why you're doing it to her. She just learned how to say strawberry any socially also islands in line into Peter's birthday party. He's like Fuck Ya fuck. Yes Great Lane in that. I can't bring in a fucked up fucked. We're having puppy party part two. That's what we're GONNA do. And then we cut to Peter the biggest Percy on this show who's like Bingo groomsmen. Various seriously recall. Okay I say. Congratulations to Arianna Matic's who is finally off the hook for saying that. She takes a sketch comedy very seriously. We now have a new one. Peter takes being groomsmen very seriously. Yeah thought that like you're so sad. What if you get caught off from that group of younger guys where you're GONNA get your line of tale? Peter What exactly I take being groomsmen various seriously. Okay you are not you know. In a tent in the middle of Sudan. Saving Children's lives okay. You're not like you're not like a doctor. Without Borders. Okay you're groomsmen for Jacks Yup. While he's standing there he basically he's like me a potluck just standing there waiting for everyone to leave so I can get the leftovers in my trunk. Okay that's what he is at. Everybody goes to these people. He's just sitting there waiting for the days of the world to come along so he can offer them a job to be on. Tv He's gross so James's leg. I'm going to go to go. Fuck himself habitat fuck himself and if I do find his keys on the grass. I don't tell him how about that rebels like what's that GonNa do gyms like Depression Peter it's like. Oh Hey James sorry I like you but I can't invite you to my birthday. 'cause I'm looking household right now. Sorry about He's like what are you GonNa do. You'RE GONNA go you're GonNa go a you gotta go back. No I don't think I am like Oh you don't think you are. You can spring it on me tomorrow that you are just because audit wants you to go. That's why you're not going before I was like yeah. You should go then you would have gone. I'm like what is wrong with any of that. Either way. She if she wants to go and she's not going because you said don't go that she's making a sacrifice for you. You should be saying thank you. Thank you were cal. Thank you sweet. Sweet Raquel here's the ice cream that you've always wanted for math class. Here it is. Why is he matter? That's it's called as because allowed you want to go the party. Yeah but what if I was invited to a party and they said don't bring ban and I was like going back I wouldn't go. You're my boo. I wouldn't leave you at a part. You wouldn't do that to me. That's Shitty that she even thinks about doing and the only reason she had to do that. You've got a baby. But I wouldn't do that to you and she shouldn't fucking go that's your that's your boyfriend and only reason you know those people is because you're fucking james like let's not pretend that you just came out of nowhere okay. The only reason you have this group of friends or this show is because of James so she should not go and it shouldn't even be a question and she already did last year to now. That said James is just a fucking monster and at this point you've already given up a year and he did everything to himself and that's his own fault for not being invited so ago. But where's I have no idea logic whereas the like what about James who like clearly dating someone who wants to be on the TV show like she's a waitress at Sir now okay and then he's GonNa be mad that she wants to continue to be on the show and she'd scenes with co workers and something of this. I don't know where I stand. That's the thing about James. You can't really pick one side because the show. You should have some loyalty to your boyfriend and not go. He's not invited us. Disgusting Feud even think that but at the same time. He's not invited because he was like calling women fat and Shit so himself back. I think it's like I think what he's have to get back to your original point. Which is that if someone said you're invited Ronnie. You can't invite Ben you know like you know. Of course you'd be like Whoa. I'm not going to go then. You know and and vice versa but at the same time I also feel like if you want to go that party I'd be like just go. You know and I just feel like I just feel like he was not I feel like she was making a sacrifice for him by saying no. I'm not gonna go even though she wanted to go and he's making your almost feel bad about it. I don't like that yeah Well I don't know if James Confuses me because Jane's he's an idiot so there you go so now. They're always wrong if you're on his side. Okay Arianna Ma. It's all happening oriented. Lawler talking to the pastor over a kid his house and we then get a flashback. Britney texting the pastor. She doesn't even call him. She doesn't want to speak to him. She'd text the passer basically fire him so the good news is that he has been fired. Even though the motivations behind it may have been Not The best motivations may have been driven more by like the TV show or whatever but he's fired so Lalla Lalas like your skew we walk up to the past and say like Hi. I'm Lalla and this is chapter cookie one one night in the back of a car to defect you. Did you Blake? Did you burn into flames? I actually would really. That's I would like to see that. Yeah and they're talking about how no one can question. You know. Britney or Jackson but lawless. Kind of just going with it. You know lawless kind of just going with all the other girls but Jesus should I just get engaged so that no one can fucking question me for a summer Mike. Yes that is apparently part of how it works. It is funny because they do talk about how no one can question your jacket and then later in the episode. Lala is like a staunch defender of Brittany and be like the only question should be asking. How are you so it just shows also some of the complexities of the show? So yeah they're talking. La La La is the one who says you know. Britney kind of lives in a world of princesses UNICORNS and then cut to a van full of Disney princesses. Arriving at Katie's house Yelm keeps cutting back to area on as are being brought in. She's like I feel like I handle her with kid. Gloves princesses princess is. I feel like she's putting your head in the sand it'll go away princesses princesses dossiers like get shit faced if you want okay. It's that kind of Princess Party. Speaking of princesses Princess Mariposa arrives next. Ooh broil show or And sort of she knows mom and Sheena the whole gang is there and we just see like quick cuts of people. Arriving at this bridal shower and kristen walks up to the bartenders. Can I go to plastic? I don't trust myself more seriously and this is where Brittany says now me so why go? How low intensities can't something? But then they find their voice and they come out on top and live happily ever after and then they get their blood tests back so lawless. Like wow. Those girls. Don't break character I mean. Weren't you remember. We're actually when we were you were saying just was. Was IT Carl Tour Guide? We're talking about an rice. Yes Carla when we're in New Orleans we took. We took a walking tour of the garden district and We had a lovely tour guide named Carla and she told us about one of Anne Rice his erotic pieces of erotica that was like an erotic version of sleeping beauty. And she's like well. You don't WanNa know what happens sleeping beauty but let's just say I was blushing. I like that. I think the Fairytale Napa Britney might need to read Yeah Savannah. Pump comes over and They check in with Britney about this preacher thing. I advanced prompts like feeding little retreat music. Yay everything or just trying to stay positive today Navegar dialect user and she's like I'm so proud of hopeful smiling. It's been so complicated for her. Firing a family friend. I just want to remember the good things and not the bag. The kings. Yeah and then she gives her some lingerie and then Kristin Kristin goes up Bernice seriously on Pearl Crown. Wash so if it gets heavy. Tell me and I'll help you with it. Okay seriously and I could just imagine Christian like on the fringes of the party time be like Program Watch Program Watch everything okay everything okay. Berle down so. Let's go over to Tom Tom now. They're trying. Tom Still doesn't know all the flowers. 'cause you know that's what Lisa as for the restaurants you just brings hundreds of dollars worth of flowers over every day. And he's like Oh my God these like pistol things or whatever and Schwartz is like the lilies swertz learned all of his fanfare pump knowledge. So James comes over and check for for his work this week and so they start talking about This bridal sit right the hell. They're talking about retell. While they removing the the the pistols the lillies which I think is so funny. I mean I think it's great. It's just these this entire scene is going on. And there's like removing the little little orange parts of the little billy's getting all over their hands so they're talking about Raquel getting written up and Tom Schwartz's like yeah. I know that that she got it is pride and prejudice von stressful from a managerial standpoint. I'm like what are you talking about your standing on a bar. Knock into the Nickel Lane fixtures pouring champagne into people's mouths and proprietor that you were just like walking up and down the streets all these years. What are you talking about from a managerial perspective? The AMD James doesn't even know that recall was written up like poor racal's you can't even talk about it any anything at home. So then He Jay talking about how hard Peter Works. James's like yeah I'm you know I'm bumped to a and Schwartz. But he can't because he's a groomsman which is crazy it's crazy and James's like bullshit it's bullshit everyone's on eggshells when talking about breakfast Brittany Jacks. It's bullshit which is true because Brennan Jack. This is exactly what they've done. They've basically held everyone hostage. Because it's a big major thing on the show and if you talk shit you're going to be disinvited or demoted. And it's just like I think the reason why I guess so disgusted is that Jack had some really shitty things two years ago. We probably still doing things and and bring you went through a hard hard time. And he has done that classic thing where he has somehow like bamboozled or they've circled wagons around their relationship at anyone who does something bad is cut out and it's just it's to me. It reminds me of so many terrible relationship obscene in life and on TV. And it's just gross. That's gross loves onto where she's getting what she wanted her TV wedding. Yeah we'll see where it goes from there so back at the bridal shower kristen and Katie Katie sitting outside just all Katie. Like like and Kristen comes at a great party so curiosity. Are you doing what I'm doing is like what are you doing? Are you thinking about doing some macaroni? 'cause that's what I'm thinking about doing. No I don't like macaroni. Anyway that you could pretending that you could be a homeowner on five percent of some bar you don't even have financial access to Kristen's like you know for the sake of Bernice getting over Miami. Kitty goes. Yeah okay. Cool back to program duty by so then. Britney tells everybody she's like well Gotha tell you we had to find someone to officiate Bu- Lance is doing and no one is more excited than Sheena. She's going to sing too because we can sing together we can told you like good gold in synchrony Mexican called you hit it lands. Lou asked lamps so the bombs off. Just want you to be happy honey again. They can get up and say a prayer suck. Yeah I definitely want someone up there saying prayer. God if I was I was honestly. The whole thing was so shocking to me Specifically that do not have a white lipstick on. I was shocked. I was like someone to have some white out or anything I mean. Those lips are two natural looking. I know I was like. Who's the MOM with the lips? Yeah that's Sherry. She's not wearing white lipstick. Weird and Brittany's assuring our mom don't worry I want someone blessing the marriage mom don't worry about eighteen and she's like well. My mom would probably want to pass a state of someone who is on the walls in my bedroom grow in it. But I know she's GonNa come around because their second marriage was on a cruise ship Disney shop princesses actually can steer ships so So then so then K. texts Schwartz and so back tom-tom Schwartz Wall Lance Bass efficient. The wedding and James is like Oh Goud most guy. The GUY has popstar entire world. Oh good overcompensating and taking way. Too Long agreed. Yeah James Sort of has the right read on that one agreed so then la La is telling US Brittany is definitely stuck between two worlds in one. It's bad to be gay and then the other world it's really fun and gave Popstar officiates your wedding. Then we go over to she. And she's like Iraq I know sorry Schwartz Vault so basically Tom. All the guys are talking about like you know. Jackson Brittany had seen those posts. They keep saying Schwartz's acting like such dumped. Can I'm so sick of know what's going on. I don't know anything he's like. Could you imagine if this review like finding out all of this? In hindsight like that would have left a stain. Come on like none of you knew you just found out all about that. That's what sandoval. Well that's what sandoval saying he's like. Oh and so many polls for like six months like I know Jackson Homophobic but I know he saw these posts dude after. Turn a blind eye intel. Lisa's Ed Saturday. Like for them to act like they just heard it dude. It's like bullshit dude. So he he's he's. He's a little irritated by the situation. Obviously now we go over to Peter Birthday finally at strike zone which I guess is a batting cage place so so the gang shows up. She Peters there first and then she knows their second and she's like are you here fire. Sowell like I wish I could like a shot with you but I can't. He's like why like my eggs. Remember and then we have possibly the greatest montage. Since last week's he's my friends with montage. I'm freezing my eyes. I'm freezing my eyes prison. I'm freezing my eggs. I'm I I can't drink because I'm freezing my eggs. I I like people. Don't want from me or don't count our fraser my ox or above numbers so everybody arrives and Peter Jackson and he's like oh by the way in respect to you like I didn't invite James I was like. Oh Wow congratulations peter. You get another chance at like hooking up with girls who are way too young for you so you know they could use you. Congratulations you're you're not cut off for the popular boys yet. He was trying to file something into the favor bank. You know he's like I did this for you to remember and just know that it will never come back the other way from Jacks and if you think when you finally get engaged to someone and you want. Jackson invites someone good luck. Good Luck Jackson. Might that person. Yeah Peter's just trying to stay around in general so Jackson's like I appreciate that I'm not going to tell you who to invite. You just don't know what the guys do. You don't know what it's GonNa do. Is he going to jump through the walls is he? Like you can't trust them. It's a public place because your girlfriend's about to start screaming in the middle of it. Also Jackson wear that. James is not the kool-aid man just want to make sure it's just like the last thing on TV. Yeah he's like last things he's just come in here with with with with drum and just like never stop go back forth. Never Stop. It's like. Were you watching? Energizer commercial right before the tax cut to James just alone in his apartment doing virtual reality like swatting at a land. Yeah you never know. He's come in your make doughnuts. You were watching Dunkin commercial before this morning James and then we get the best see sense phrasing my Axa Fraser. My axe ranks. I'm freezing my accent. Freezing mags kristen and a batting cage. Wow Now oh I actually goes. Where's the ball coming from off the hole in the wall Tristan? You see where that ball is coming from. The ball's coming from knows how there's a ball that's shooting at your face. That's the ball's coming from. I need you know what I need. I need Mariah Carey pitching and kristen batting because between the two of them Mariah Carey video mercury throwing out a ball like the opening the opening bell. I didn't even know what you're referring to you. And it was still hilarious in my head. It is one of the most amazing clips of all time basically Mariah Carey. I think it was in Japan. I wasn't Japan. I could be wrong. But she was invited to throw out the opening pitch at a baseball game. And she takes the ball edgy just like she throws it in the. It's like the equivalent of Kristen swing at the ball. Her throwing the ball. And then you just waves at the crowd you our since it's just like I encourage everyone to look up that clip if you've never seen it because it is just one of the best of all time so then kristen really tries to sell her book. That's coming out. She's like I'm gangly. I'm very sporty to those people. I'm not someone who gives up on anything whether it's baseball or love or life I'm GonNa Homerun. I was like okay. Chris didn't your big book about Being Independent. When you're still with your fucking boyfriend. I'm watching Spaghetti. Try to play baseball so good. Oh Jackson while talking to the guys and just like joking around and I think it was Tom Schwartz. Who's like Oh pro please? Please tell me that you're that you're saw your wedding song isn't looks like with me. And he's like yeah. That's our Song Bro. That's our song. Because they're going to have no. Please tell me that's not really. That's not really your song and then Jackson's like yes. See Loves Tonight Twain you know because we went through Helen back there. No we get it. And he's like no no because it's song about like proving everybody wrong and they're like no no we get it. We get it. We just thought. Wow you've gotTA beginning. I love when people don't pay attention to their love their wedding songs. I remember working with someone and he wanted his wedding song to be that song by James Blonde. That was like Yada beautiful beautiful to be as like have you listened to that song. It's about a guy on a subway. Who Sees a beautiful woman doesn't have the courage to say to get her name and then she leaves and he never Caesar again. I think that's your wedding song. Oh God it's like the in cell anthem could be the way I could be wrong. Oh I like it. I'm staying with that story and I'm GonNa tell it to everyone. I encounter even if it's wrong. Well either way was like see. Here's the thing is that we're not allowed to say anything. And everything that Jacks and Brittany don't want us to talk about is written in verse in that Song Like Idiots so Katie is talking to Damon Stasi and this is like their. I hang out with data like really talk talk time and so Katie's like I feel like Sir is where you really need to hone your shit talking skills because you're either part of it or you're the subject of that and she's like. Oh mom the subject of it right now. So she's yeah. We heard you wear a Bra. So someone's driving up the driveway. After see who it is go ahead. Who's coming account sees a fake out? It's probably my parents probably is my parents. Were just getting phone calls either way. Yeah you're not wearing appropriate. You don't like to wear a bra and then you just because the sheena across the across the birthday party just sitting next to Brett and her face yeah. Yeah and Dana. It's like well last night. Maximum talked about where we are. I like pickle juice also were exclusive and Katie's like what happens when there's a guy. Okay here's what happens Sheena. He's all over and then like he's her territory now so good buck. Because she's insecure talking. The where's your rant suitor. Can we get that please seriously? Oh God my parents are home. I just heard the garage their home. Which means as a hundred percent chance because they don't realize I'm podcasting. There's one hundred percent chance going to interrupt this episode even almost interrupting on their behalf. So everyone's brace yourselves okay. So of Stasi's like yeah. I wasn't sure about this new girl. But there's nothing like shit talking. Seem OUT TO BOSTON TO BOND GIRLS. Bright so then. Jack is talking to his guys. Cobb we went from having that homophobia having Lance Bass in the fucking speedo out there guys and comes over and he's like. Hey we have a drink at the back of mind one tack to You well so he goes to talk to. Her and Brittany is crying to table of the girls. I do look at twitter or facebook or snapchat or Angie's list or handy doing you just out to get me right now. Yeah yeah all our so happy so happy today had the best time and like I don't know it's like I've been going through it. And now people are coming about my bronco pep produce. Our this is the best time. Malala people have to ever. And they all the mean tweets from her bridal. Sarah what are you fucking Moron stupid? Twit you're marrying he's cheated on you? Nineteen it's I don't know why Britney is so upset she this is supposed to be the happiest. How my life and my girl. You're going to have a second chance. Don't worry if you think this is your final marriage. You've got planning to go like your mom's already had four main Stasi's like who gives a fuck if they have to ruin everything the real victim and all the real victim and all Seattle lesson to be learned Britney. Don't post it on Social Media. If you don't want people making fun of you don't let yourself get fucking treated like shit for years by a man on national television and then stay with him because you WANNA TV wedding and then expect people to respect you or your relationship. It's bowl set okay. Yeah and the reason why people come down on Brittany. I mean people didn't make fun of that ridiculous Princess Shower et Cetera. But there are a real reason why people are coming down on. Britney is because they see that she's with this she's defending this piece of Shit and she's with this piece of shit and that's where the anger really comes from and it's this is just all like projected rage about that so ultimately like find a better dude we would lift her up if if she found a better dude. Yeah well. I'm never really that much of Britney Terror Downer in general until this. This is really got me. So Thomas are having their little talk and Thomas like dude. I'm just curious because like I've heard a lot about this pastor. You guys had like we're talking about Bro. What are you talking about? Last is our pastor faster pastor. And it's like oh. This is by the way the funding the funniest response to that sort of situation. What are you talking about Lance Bass as the past during world? Does that happen? But I'm talking about the pastor. You have like three days ago. Why did it take Lisa to say something for you to make any KINDA changed? She's like I'm not talking about this. And he gets e storms up and walks off all went straight to Britain. Either tattle start a big fight on this night where she's already crying. 'cause he's a good guy that one. Yeah just being like yeah. That was a fucking mess. We should've taken care of that. Sumer and we didn't thank God it worked out. Why is that so hard to say? Why is it everybody else ruining your time dude? Ruining everybody else's fucking time. Yeah because when all else fails make yourself the victim right so so then. Jack's goes away. I thought I thought about interrupt my God. I heard the footsteps because you hear the footsteps I was about to happen. So Jack's so then Jackson's over to Britain and she's crying. He's like what's going on. He's like she's letting the trolls get her right now. And so Jack. Well guess what. I'm sick of the group like like I guess what Tom's trying to question. That's about this passer thing and I'm like really sick of brings seriously seriously you have the nerve to say at least vanderbilt to say something. You do not know what I've been going through and taxes like. What would you try to do something like this to someone what? Why are you trying to hurt someone like that? Why you were trying to make them look bad sausage. Just happy to like jump on any sort of anti sandovol thing. Ever since the the tom-tom event yes and so is Kristen and I love that. Kristen outs Tom. She goes is this. I'm trying to get James here. It's like she's trying to get Tom in another fucking fucking Chris and such acts like no no no. No that's pastor thing and Tom's like listen. I was upset about it and I wanted to enlarge like we all were so was she. We're so glad you got your feelings that fuck all of you guys on this show. Everybody starts screaming at him. Like he's the fucking problem adding that people feel who were told this by the fucking person. You hired me on national. Tv What how do you think the rest of the world feels fuck you privilege bitches all of you and by benches? I don't mean the women I mean all of you this entire cast fuck you guys yen and by the way. I don't think if life if the roles were reversed and Lalla was trying to be like I have to say some more cash. It you know if she were coming to say to say something because she has done so those things in the past she had a righteous moment and then someone and someone said something to her like gets all we all feel that way and so she she would lose her mind and so and Lalas only doing this because it's her wedding next and so she just wants everyone to have to kiss her ass and not bring up shit from her bad shit during her season. It's like an oh we're just going to allow each other to have this peaceful season. Just hire whoever hateful person you want to. You Know Tom Tells US Thomas. Explains he's like I. I was just trying to tell Jax like you have to be more aware of these things you know. And then everyone's jumping donald's throw and then meanwhile Britney's like this is in fucking fault. I did nothing raw wa Wa wa Wa long we go christain. Who've course Christians got a bug up her ass now so she's telling how to do the research that she's like he was asking a question. And then Jack. Jack's comes over starts yelling at her and he's like what does it matter who we have. Maria's was fucking matter because I'm fucking marriage. Yeah she's like what do you mean? Why does it matter? It's like its own marriage and Kristen's yelling instead of anyone's fucking business. Fuck you all series. There's there is like a really oddly protective thing around Brittany there. It's happened last season. It just seems to be continuing now. Like poor. Britney when Britney is the one who's like I mean I can't I can't so Britney says she's like we had done everything we can do. I saw one comment. Okay One guy and San Jose five comments and she's like Aso and I did something biology yet. You saw that. Admittedly you saw that six months ago. What did you do about it? Nothing you called in Capcom. Then give me a fucking break. You didn't do shit about it and there were way more than when stop pretending. You're so stupid and seen as like my God I I was going on because ever Michael. Skol Raymond. I'm phrasing Max. I'm phrasing Max hi question. Do you guys have because I have frozen eggs? 'cause I'm freezing my eggs. Thank you so then. Britney's like I'll tell you in January. What well what about the TRANSPHOBIC said? I never saw anything really because that's like from two thousand eighteen so yeah to believe him and I'm so sorry I didn't go back and look at his comments five fucking years ago all you had to do is look at one with all online article which compiles them all and hey that was from you know like every week for six months breath me so lalas like the fact that you're adding to defend herself right now is disgusting. Mike Okay lawler will remember. You said that next time you charge someone and Athens defend themselves. Which every other episode. And she's yelling. Oh you said Oh it took Lisa calling you to say anything. It literally took Lisa calling her. We just saw it on the show. Come on so there. Yeah and basically sand evolves like you know like fuck this Jackson's and standing up for our friends in the community et Cetera et Cetera. And it's bad to have a group of friends where you no one's allowed to speak up you know and Saas like literally. You're John Snowing right now. Okay and Santa Ball. We're not in west coast. We're in Koreatown and I'm like so sad that I was like really like I kind of like. That was an amazing quote and I was like so sad. I was not on the side of it. I was like That's a great quote. I wish bullshit. It doesn't even make any sense. How is he martyring himself? What a stupid fucking argument. Because we actually saying that he's being righteous he's being righteous about something At the expense of like a lovely night and no matter who he hurts is what he said. He Johnson Oh always thinks he has to do what's right no matter who he hurts Yeah who do you still having someone? So hateful hurts. Everybody's watching this show. Who Do you think supports this? Show People Mike. God you're in West Hollywood. You had a pride episode last week. Fuck all of you guys. Yeah so and then some sort of course. Britney is even more like no other news. A real friend would do this to me no longer. And that's when Lalas like how are you is the only question you should be asking right now. God so then Christain is still fighting with Ariana. Shook his groomsmen. He shouldn't say anything so he can't have an opinion of no yes and Ariana's like this group and their high find decided that for the summer they have to protect breaking it. All costs okay. Brennan's like two lakes away from our wedding. He's our best man. I'm like you should be so happy. Okay you're dragging them into verse Sales Kentucky to a fake castle fake tack. Yes castle okay. Favors didn't that castle closed and they go bankrupt something. Probably a fumigation issues after his weddings. So then Jackson. Rei Jackson comes over and he's like. This is a very sensitive topic and she goes. Yeah it's a very sensitive topic to me as well as by woman he goes. It's a preacher. I thought all preachers were like that. She's like well they're not because I didn't I know that and at which point then Bruno's now yelling I did nothing wrong so funke's Ena Valenti. Nothing wrong why are you so angry right now? Like this honestly like trying to make you look bad. It's already out. It's all over the blogs. It's every where you look bad. You Look of Jack's but this all she had to do is say. I know you know what I didn't realize the severity of this really until Lisa called. I thought it was just sort of like. Oh whatever now I realize so. We got rid of him. And like I'm I feel bad for everyone who who was upset and I realized now like I have to do. You don't have to turn into a wo- is the heart of this. The reason why brings really upset that people were making fun of her Princess Party. That's why and she just took that range from there and just put it on the Thomson of all that the whole that's like this is over the top like making yourself a victim of a situation plea less distasteful jacks two weeks before my wedding. Was you do something like that breath? He's done. There's no coming back from that. He will be in my wedding and my God words. I always wished to hear if I'm ever in someone's wedding. You are no longer part of this wedding party like. Oh Lulu and Brittany. He'd ended and he came back and areas in the batting cage. And she goes. I will stand up for what I believe and and I will speak my truth and if all else fails a play softball yes I'm by. Wow well And that was the end of a of another triggering episode place if threat to just be like well. You know what didn't happen to me doesn't matter to me who cares if someone says that doesn't affect me. How does this affect me? Fuck this cast man. Well well Was that was that was very cathartic another expired episode for us to see what what kind of fun ship Bravo throws Atas for the rest of the week. Actually victimized Bravo over there. I feel like things are looking looking up for us because we got New Jersey Summer House Which I think the the biggest infraction will be that apparently coralline Lindsey go on the worst date they've ever had law. It's so we're going to be recapping that While we're recapping that one in Omaha New Jersey in Kansas Lawrence fucking Kansas the Kansas City area. Please come join us. We still have tickets available. Go TO WATCH DOT COM. Get your tickets. We'll have a great great time. Memories for a lifetime will be made and we hope to see you there and Until then Ronnie also you in Kansas. Everybody by later.

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I highly recommend you go to the patriot pre-sale because our track record in the mid Atlantic like DC and Philadelphia cetera is that we've sold out our shows pretty quickly too. So go to patriot dot com slash watch crap ins and that link will be up or it should be up already. So very exciting stuff. We can't wait to see you all in Baltimore too. So here we are with Vanda Trump rules for today. Wow. While ABS bender pump rules only Vander proper can have a storyline. Dumber than real housewives of Beverly Hills. Still be entertaining. People refusing to go to a puppy, baby shower. It's all about the dogs when it comes to Lisa Fanta pump, and some form some sort of like dog controversy. I love it. It cracked me up, and I just loved it. It was a recap episode starting to feel like why is James even here because they've all iced him out. And I hate that. They I I've been very anti them icing him out yet at the same time. I'm like what you hear. You. Don't even go here. You know, like I'm starting to kind of feel like that. And I don't like feeling like that. Yeah. I actually really enjoyed this episode. It had like the things that I love which is people icing out other people. I feel like that's a classic trope when it comes to parole. So it was nice to really just see that. And I like how they all reacted to the puppy the puppy shower as if it was like crazy when these people have all had the stupidest excuses for parties. And so there snobbery about a puppy shower. Like like, confused me and also made me laugh, so we opened they're still in Mexico, and we opened with this song that I think is supposed to be in Spanish. But I don't know what to Trixie Monica's doing on the song. But to me it sounds like incomplete. Incomplete. Incomplete in company could lead in complete. I'm like well. I mean, you know, she's not far off doesn't need a lot of lyrics to convey. She doesn't she basically just needs a word. She probably just goes to the internet and hits like a word generator inches like great incomplete. Song about the emotions right now. And fill out like an online Bill pay thing. And it just keeps reloading the page. Incomplete. She's like. Oh, you know what? Speaking of incomplete. There was one more thing. I want to talk about the top of the show, which I think people will really enjoy before we fully go into a van ripples right now. Sorry, everyone last night last night was actually the championship game for the NC double A, March madness thing, and and we watch crap ins have had a big bracket group over one hundred and fifty people participated in it. And so now, we finally have a winner of the whole thing. The real reason why I'm bringing this up is because the the names the people named the brackets were amazing. So let me go. I'm just give. I'll do it real quickly that the top ten people and number one starting with number ten we have my bracket, of course. Which was not a funny one sorry made picks in under seven seconds, Reynaud, Renna, chicken dinner. I can't believe this. Back it. And then the next one is, but I'll take a peanut Griego. Adele, eight the ball bless her heart. Then we have my pleasant bracket family van what sports ball and then the winning bracket in the watcher crap. Ins Sheikh Salem, March madness thing is hey batch bracket. So congratulations. I love that. Hey one, hey Bech bracket one they win. Ben, tell them their prize shadow on watch crap. Hey bets. How many people are in that? Was well each person submits like fills out a bracket for March madness. And puts it in the end they can join the group. So we had one hundred fifty five whoever that is Email. Yeah. On tax us watch crap is at gmaiLcom don't use that. Because it clocks gutters moss. Well, Matz scary, right? How billion yourself? Oh, it's so big. I don't wanna kill it. Contact us at watch a crap dot com. We'll send you a. Yeah. And I'm proud to announce that my bracket named we got the yacht came in number twenty two hundred fifty five so I'm sorry to interrupt the Vanapope rules flow. But I felt like that this is timely news to last night. And I wanted to I don't want to kill this. But I wanted to stay away from me. I'm hitting it with the feather duster like trying to go to. But there's nowhere for it to go. Go to bed moss. You should send it a selfie of you in a bikini with a knife around your ankle office can be like, oh my God Sheena. So pathetic. I'm going to its boss. Oh my God. I'm scaring them off because I'm chasing the feather duster. But you know, what my you enjoy your life live live your best life. Just let them off. Hang out. The moth is like what happens fan. It was like I'm here. I'm ready to hear the recap. That is a big moth. It looks like a mouse. It looks like a mounted actually is it actually showing up on the crap on demand. I don't see it. No. It's above me. It's my lights. Okay. Off. Yeah. Turn towards me looked at me high. Is it telling stories? Until that you're not quite sure true or not. I can't believe you're hosting the moth in your in your apartment that is so sophisticated of you. I'm gonna totally steal the idea for the moth and just have a podcast or I talked to the moth in my apartment is. So big big Ma look great. You look ageless. Mottes lose collagen when he turned twenty three okay, guys. I think that the moth is so annoyed by my voice that it went to a different lamp because it's not up there anymore. That's a lot to make moth decide to go away from the light that Mark just gave me a terrible, I tunes review in your life. Thought you guys we're gonna be recapping game of thrones. Literally missed the moth now. Yeah. Okay, guys. So point of this is we're here to recap tantrum. God goddamn it. Yes. Okay. Now so incomplete aiding complete so Sheena and LA LA are up on the roof pool deck or whatever and check high. If that lady we reserve the I also am for now. I'm. I'm. Could you please take a picture of this on? How about hunting knife that I could like house with my on? Can I use this Margarita as one hundred nine from put Roma ankle for all? Now. We're used to seeing crazy faces on Bravo. Because, you know, people get like Instagram Dr discounts, and so they get face lesser heart. But she the way that Sheena drinks. Her drink is terrifying. Kitchens has to open her mouth so big like, it must be coming back from the dentist where you can never feel that part of your faith. She opens her faith. So she opens her masters like this looks like she is putting a tiny orange. What do you call those little oranges? Acuity? Yeah. Midges the cheese right midge. I think midgets out Greenwich lady. The psychic on Dame EDNA. Midges the lady that runs a community center somewhere and let them. What is it community center? Anyway, you know, what that is no job? You don't wanna pay for it high? Okay. Yeah. So she drinks crazy the mamas. Like, I had so many drinks us night. Like, it was crazy. I don't even the way where was Kristen. And then we see where Kristen was. Yes. She was standing alone dancing, doing low sticks by herself, which I really enjoyed. Because it reminded me when I was in college, my friend, Megan. She taught me how the glow sick dance, you know, when you have to hold glow sticks and he likes rotator under wrist, and I thought was so cool. I was like oh my God. I love doing this. So I start doing it all the time. Even if I didn't have glow sticks. And I just looked as awkward as Kristen if not more because turns out the glow. Stick dance looked really weird when you're not holding glow sticks or anything. She was holding something she was holding some kind of a light. Yeah. But you know. Turns into like a hacky sack. You know was just like. She turned into one of those things like, you know, when you take two pieces of paper, like two strips of paper any full back and forth on each other make streamer she looked like an extreme. We're like an accordion stream going up and down in and out of itself. I think she looked like one of those ladies on the knees. It picks bingo numbers. But then a baseball hits the bingo machine pops up, and then the balls just start flying at your face. She's like she definitely likes knocks over the the the lotto the lotto machine like on a regular during the seven o'clock news like choosing the next number is, oh, God, balls everywhere and try to catch them. But she's like stress. Stress can slapping her together. Yeah. And then midges at the community center. Like well. I think I lost another one. But I've got one hit in the face again. Yeah. Midges Mitch meets midge meets her long lost daughter who she up for Dopp, and she's black. And she doesn't understand why I think you got the wrong one. I swear a swallow. Could be your mouth at all. And I'm not sure. Oh god. God. So she my son's like bringing about such. I'm our house cash because she hotter room. I mean, I it's on the Brown, and the we to Kristen through and Kristen is fully clothed in the shower lifting her leg to take a clothed Abshot for I'm assuming Carter hope it was Carter. Yeah. It could have been proposed mates who knows? It's a new or profile. The last one is now. Like, I can imagine, you know, like when you get an Uber driver. It says like has great conversation clean car. Christmas would be like falls out of moving vehicles. So so now Lalas like she shoe like what triggered me last night. When I was on the bus like wearing at we're that panic attack from and you know, then lawless are talking about how she suffers from. And since her dad gang also rolling on fuck and X. Okay. Everyone knows it. So let's stop pretending. I mean, I'm not pretending. There's no real sadness. Because obviously there is a lot of sadness in her story. So I'm not taking that away from her. Yeah. But you were tripping. Okay. That is a classic bad trip. You were having in the back of the van. There's always that girl when your trip in. Gather around the girl and take care of this girl. All mine. Yeah. But usually, it's a girl. Let's face it. Yeah. Because that's all I hang out with. Yeah. So she says she just giving her support like all right lav, aero and law is like I love you too. And then they just have a nice moment at the Infinity pool looking over the ocean. And then you could just magin cheetahs like so can I come back on the PJ now. Oh my God. This pope really goes on forever. Twin fifty and beyond. They should call. This a forever, Paul. Call this more than seven minutes pool. Says Dausi's embedded with her laptop. And she is totally blocked like has writer's block says she's like, I guess all Bala just abo-. Meanwhile, he's sitting outside looking over the beautiful ocean on the balcony like. So starchy depression commercial depression completely dissolve ball. You know, that's a little ball. That would go hang out with the other balls be like deeply unsatisfied just bounce off. And then finally become friends with the butterfly. But with psoriasis. Yeah. So he's like don't be sad is like. So she's like I feel really sad today. Because like normally after chew you out when I'm drunk the morning feeling like, really remorseful. But today felt remorseful and sad. And that's weird. So you don't be sad that we I not sad. He's like, look I understand what it's like waking up with remorse. Ask you seen my tattoos. He's like look look bored snake tattooed on my knee. I understand waking up regretting night before lady. He's like, I was bawling my eyes out last night do know awful that feels. I mean, look at this look at us like, I know the the tattoos are terrible is no I was talking about the stress hives. But. Yeah. He gets Stresa riotous or something, which sucks. I mean. I get stressed like twinkies. You know, they're delicious. I love stress. Yeah. I'm so glad to have that instead of psoriasis. Yeah. But the good news. Is there still in love, and he says on patient because I love you. So they're in love. Nisi? Bam. I mean, I just don't expect nice things. I expect like stocks to now then like screaming like what's wrong with your skin. How about you get thicker skin, Louis when I asked for a man with thicker skin. I mean literal thick skin not skin the gets patchy, but such as like, I understand you all. Could you guys leave your room? Please. You're stressing me out just leave your room. Yeah. So then we go to the times. You know, different pool. Tom's like we get three half shots of that. Julio like thing now are people going to bars and ordering shots because of the show. So I've never heard that. I think I've heard of half shots but not approve. Okay. It's like those hundred calorie packs bullshit and their ally. Gave us the same amount of calories in a tiny little package. Okay. You're killing the earth with those dude excuse me, while I take a sip of mine melted. Snowman man. I actually did take of melted snowman. But that's a lot worse. When you said that way. It's Kim contri- Khemka trolley. So so down the pool. So it's like Sandoval and Schwartz areana and Thompson, do I don't know if I told you or not. But like Lisa said the line from Tom is going past mother load. Like, yeah, you guys all got wasted last night. Because of that told us. Yes. You told us. Okay. Congratulations. By the way, motherlode is next door. It's so they start talking about how they really like how Lisa never like has a whole like velvet rope situation. You know? And then they start joking that they have like an ironic velvet rope. And was like, yeah, let's have one and not use it at Schwartz goes like my penis. Office Sherry she's like that was not the yes. And I was expecting. I take my penis comedy very seriously. Okay. When Katie Little's my penis. And then we see Katie being like babe, you're penises like this big. She's literally belittling his beam ass- classic. It's classic style. I just have to point out that the way that timeframe cracked me up. He's like Lisa's never done the velvet rope thing. And that's why I respect the fuck out of her. An interesting reason to respect somebody. Yeah. So so the Tump towards talking about Katie, it's all bubbas non needy just needs to be loved which I guess means needy. Anyway, we don't have sex a lot. But once you're doing it was like, why don't we do this more often? And I think I think we're on the same page because I'm always about the sex. But sometimes I think it might be about the ranch sandwich. Katie's eating over having sex. I don't know you're at that sounds just like to me. Ecuador size. You don't want to exercise all you think is like gross grow. It's discussing to exercise, and then you get there. And you're like this is this is fine. This isn't so bad. I'd imagine that that's sex with Katie is like just like oh God. The in busters. Like, really fun. We should do this more. Let's play some ski ball. And then you get there. And you're like, well, you know, still ski ball. Yeah. Then you're like, then you all of a sudden the have like like like like six thousand points on your card, and you're like, well, I don't know if I wanna go back to Dave and Buster's, but I've already invested this much my card, and if I get like three thousand more points, I get a mediocre prize. So I guess with Dave and Buster's. You know? The Dave and Buster's prize. And then it's back to you get the mediocre, Dave and Buster's pricing. It's back to feeling like you're you have to have sex with Katie again here. I have at this. Dave and Buster's Friday gotta Dave and Buster's playing glass, and I've put in the dishwasher when it came out the entire busters logo was washed off. So now, I have this like as not even real pint, it's like a small pint have this like slightly less of a pint glass that has no connection to Dave and Buster's now, and I'm like that also sort of seems to capture the scene, you know. That's when you need to Marie Kanda your shit. Okay. You have a half David busters Blass. I have a non branded they've been busters glass. Now. I think now it'd be like a really good time to go to commercial because like rob commercials, and like he can do them in like seven minutes like amazing. Hello fresh meal kit delivery, service shops, plant live it step by step recipes and premeasured ingredients. So you could just cook eaten enjoy K. Would you believe it girls? Hello. 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I think is doing something very very bad in life. I'm not sure what he's up to. But I suspect nothing good is going on because he's really laying on this cute. Tom so cute, and he really lays that on when he's fucked up, really bad. So that's true repair for there to be some pregnant girls sewing up with like a little baby Bubba inside a gambling like a gambling issue. S meant in like gambling addiction. Yeah. Investment? Mike a public house aren't for. Yeah. Don't you like crocodiles alligators not crocodiles all pub? So he is laying it on really thick with her. And he's like he's hanging on really thick tonight. I'm going to be so romantic. I'm gonna be like, Don, Juan no, Tom on the world's greatest love. I'm going to initiate sex with Katie and Tom's just like. Mary on is like, all right. You pinky promise. If you if you don't do it. I'm going to cut off your dick. And he's way that's a classic dick dice. Yeah. Classic. Classic dick. So then we cut from the tech to serve where it's like business business business shift Joe putting things away and Lisa showing up like, oh, I worked on the work. And this is a big moment. Just miss big big moment for Adam. He was finally told guess what? Adam Ugo standby that fridge. You're gonna have seen. So this is terrifying. I was so scared for atom. And this is the see is this like a seminal seen, you know, because I said seminal saw wanted point that out and also because we finally here why Adam never gets to talk. So she so he's they're texting right next to the fridge. And this is what are you doing on your phone? He's like, oh if you like I'm owning before down. Did you go to Mexico have bills to pay? Oh, but she doing got bills to talk sports. It's not an accent. It was a lesion. It was like he just came down from the mountains or something like that bills. Oh, no. Yeah. Exactly. This was very much like law and order sexy. Nick restaurant addition because Lisa was getting trying to get the bottom. I. Interrogate him. Like, what are you doing? What's what of Tex plan? Do you have have you gone over your table? And. Why I'm dressed like Jackie Onassis. The biggest victim of the sixties. I wasn't embodied. They gotta work. Lisa on here to work onto an item with Sheena Benin have massed Antena an oil. Don't say that Lisa g will especially from her. I'm just worried that we're gonna get to clubs. She's gonna think something's happening. Lycett? Oh, my goddess the male Britney. No wonder they set her up with Britney up with atom last year. I feel like he's like no excuse me. Excuse me. Lisa. I have to write some letter if the home do your mother, laughing Los Angeles is good. But I sure do miss your apple I'm concerned because the women here seem to be rather lose with their morals and having a fiction towards NAS around their ankles. I'm concerned, please say money. Play with her. Monica in the background. And like a slow Ken burns pan over a map. And I'm not sure why he's telling Lisa all this. But it's kind of a cry for help. It's like I also get skate Madrid g Wilkerson, but he says are his phone. He's like you want to see pictures. She sent me. And is that when we're? She's wearing the knife in her cuff like. And she's trying to be Lara Croft. But our faces just like. It's like the photo that would be the cover of like a photo that'd be like on a billboard for like like an army surplus convention. I don't know. It's just like what you don't want you on the highway billboards it's in June for two days by your knives and leather couches, you know, there's always seemed to be in town when we're traveling by the way, that's why we know what those signs look like because we see them everywhere. It's like is there a knife show everyday seriously like those random ass conventions girl from it's like that scene. Right now. So Lisa Vander public and get this picture of CNN Adamson was the funniest she just looks at it like. It's like bowling as made with meat. So she's disgusted emcees she goes. Well, what did you and you didn't respond to that darling? And he's like what even know what to say. She's like you'll remain every man as what to say to that. I would never actually could actually pull my breast up when she starts playing with her boobs. The diary room. Yeah. Exactly. Uh-huh. Like, I just don't want to get to attach. I mean, I was thinking about asking to go study. But I don't know what he more. Lisa mom, and she's like, you know, she she helps for a magic life and it never works. Please be kind to please orient VHS tape that needs to be rewound peak. Kind. You don't rewind seen before you bring her back. I'm sauce and you fifty cents. A man, but that's gonna take three minutes. You do what I say. When you. Likes you smile, and you kind of rewind. So now dinner in Mexico, and they're like arriving at this beautiful table that has like it's like facing the ocean. But lavar at least half the table is obviously other table other half. You're not visiting ocean. So laws like any ocean view, Anita? Like, I can't sit at the end. One two three four three one two three four. Now. Listen. You know, I gotta she does have she has anxiety. She's talked about before I'm not going to be from the anxiety. But I will make fun of his over the top lake demonstrate like, okay. What do I need a napkin right now? One two three four one two three napkin, napkin nap. Okay. Thank you have my napkin, no. Cal with there because we're would just fall asleep. One two three. By law. Know recount goes to bed in couch seat. I never know. How many sheep come over that fence? Again. I just wanna clarify. I understand that counting is as probably part of what helps with the. I just think that LaLa was just so demonstrative of like, I am feeling potential anxiety right now, it was like just very showy. You know, I don't know. I don't know if it makes me wrong for saying that or not, but it felt. I'd say stop being a whistle. The second time in trying to take everybody else's air being drama Queen about something stupid cut it out. You wanna be interesting beat interesting. Okay. Don't do coke in the day. How about that? Yeah. So. Are you that doesn't want to be with your back to the sunset? Listen, if you're ever in a restaurant, and there's a TV playing or there's a beautiful sunset and only half of the people get to look at the sunset sit where the sunset is. So that everybody's looking longingly at you know, what I mean? I mean, that's how to feel cute like a good actor. I mean who is this. So Britney has like rub Lila's arm and Jack's just like rolling his eyes. And then he looks over. And he sees that Brennan's holding the arms. Are we doing prayers? Okay. I'd like to I'd like to Jack's offer a second that there might be a religious moment happening on a vendor paroles Castro. He's Christian now, you know, very very Christian. He's very tamra judge Christian. I'm sure next year. We're gonna get Jack's bending over backwards bul. Yeah. Meanwhile, the end of the table going Boto told me to say butterfly and saying sign language like this. My name does my name and butterfly Mariposa. Call call a poster. Dossier. Just watching LA LA like years. She was like a law, are you? Okay. What is and so they're just trying to have fun, even though area tried to do a full on civil demonstration at the table and area on is like, you don't like pickled onions, I'll tell each your pickled onions, and bows like this. What see said, and I thought God, you know, sometimes you just find somebody that fits right in with your group of friends perfect. I know, but also I wrote that down as well. Because I was like that that actually makes no sense. Like, it doesn't like that. That's what she said. I'm not sure exactly how that how that plays like how pickled onions a sexual innuendo this pickle. Pickle pickle. Okay. I mean, I appreciate the sentiment. I just felt like. This is bad pump rules. Okay. You don't need to you. Don't have to do it. Right. You just you hear the? Right. So now Kristen's nipple pickle in nipples critical to hang out and just go my nipple awake. That's just a bruise. Oh, never mind Carter bitney up. Call. Call. My nipple off to the ocean. Got these headphones are making the back of my ear sweaty. So gross. That had I've ever had that before Ronnie Ronnie squeeze squeeze my arm, please, please. Please. My please squeeze it. Squeeze it harder harder harder. Okay. Up on the back back. Rub back. Okay. The middle middle the middle to the left to the to the. Okay. This is helping my anxieties so fucking much harder harder skews my aunt Lance plan. Goes out with that person. You know now I want them to yell at her like season. It's her first season again. Yeah, it's a little over the top like stocky. Do I look tire? Look like having a fog and SaaS like she feels like she's being set up for a trick. She's like a trap like you look tired but beautiful beautiful. Yeah. She's like, yeah. But I looked like worn down. I'm like, yes. Your eyes are crossed your face isn't moving. You look like you fucking died in the middle of Sam storm. Okay. Because you know, talks every morning, so yes, you look like all of the above and you're five so shut up. She's like laws like I need you to pull your shit together. And judge me right now sausage like I this is I'm not I can't this is much. Just like look at Kristen over there. Like, I did not get your plane to come here. So I'm not playing along with this. Then bar at the bar. Jackson Britney are talking just getting not just that the talking. Okay, they go. They sit at the bar the order ice water. And then Bernie says I'm just realizing how lucky I am fiance that just wants to be healthy and happy. I'm like, you got top water Mexico. He ordered you guys. Both tap water. Mexico. That's a good point. 'cause well she said spark land, but he just ignored her. Which is funny. She's trying to say from life. I'm sure actually the resort probably filters their water. But I just feel like the general consensus is don't drink the water in Mexico. He's like I'll have to waters please to water is because we're going to stay healthy. And I'm sorry. But if Jack's wanted you to be healthy and happy he wouldn't be sticking his penis into you. Do you know where that thing has been that's like sticking up preschool inside of you. I can't I can't help those terms. I mean the germs. I was like that's somehow. I couldn't I couldn't. I mean, the germs the other night. There is a lady at the show, and she's like, oh, don't touch me. I'm a teacher. And I haven't washed my hands yet and you nominee germs. I have on my house like. My mind. Sorry. Okay. So yes, she's like I'm lucky to have. Tom is pulled ads outside am areana. I love area gets drunk and abuses. Tom. Definitely like shut up. Stupid your fat ass annoying. Ask down. Yeah. Yeah. Sit down God. Yeah. So then star finally is happy because she's doing what she wants to do. They're in bed, and she's like, I love you more than rants, and I'm like if you keep doing exactly what she wants to do. You're going to be having a great time in this relationship. So then Lalas at in her room. Her mom, and she's like mom. The fact that man motions are not being managed. It's like torture for me. And mom's like, yeah. I know sorry like every fucking night. My daughter calls me up, and I gotta sit here and listen to same old shit every single time and just say, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. Okay, outside the girls are talking about her panic attacks and Shing options like Barry about call from having an actual lack of all hoffler. Yeah. 'cause the Kazan Sandovol things Tom things that basically that Lalla gets like a lot of attention from rand and since ran dozen around he's not gonna tension. So she's feeling anxiety and Sheena Sheena who just had his lovely seed with LA LA at the top. Yep. Episode in that pool where it's like, I'm here for your forever. She immediately has like I think like no offense. But like the group has been like upper s entering her like chicken Dono pong like even. To call. And she's like now I like, even but not even before I ever wants her and millage just going to say like everyone's been up our ask because she is a leading a rich guy possibly get them an extra job one day. And Chris and says that makes very little sense to me as usual. M hyper everyone, and if I knew ever upset I'll be pure asks. As you mean that like like she's sends everyone's like emotional needs. So she will always be there to comfort someone if you. Yeah. Okay. That's bullshit. That's okay. Kristen okay. Over need me. I'm so updrafts. I'm like have you seen five? Also, like, Kristen you're purposely, excluding someone and trying to like take their entire career way. And like come on. Let's while you like dangle yourself like at the end of the table yelling Mariposa. So she now gets the real the real access. She has to grind I mean last night at the club. Like, I wasn't the one that allow wanted to make out what it's like not that. I heard because I'll too busy sending trust on and what she wants to respond to it was like crazy because like rob respond to myself minstrel last. But anyway, when LaLa needs are late knits me like I'm there for her. But like, I guess like I'm not going to be made drunk. Okay. That was beautiful that that was her explanation. And it's also so hilarious that sheen is now this self-aware person that she knows it even if she doesn't know what it is the camera people, though what it is. Because every time I made out with somebody the cameras immediately moved over to catchiness reaction. Was so upset every time. Yeah. Yeah. You know what though there is? I believe there is something to it. Because like LA LA comes in like is like, oh my God. Like, we're best. She she she shoe. But then when they're all partying Joey wants to be like fun and silly with the other girls, and she the other girls, don't like Sheena. So she's just doing whatever the other girls want nice to whoever it she'll be nice to James, the other girls aren't around. You'll be nice to believe no one else's around. It's only when everybody else's around that she's nasty to everybody. You know? Yeah. Yeah. It's true. It's typical mean girl, you know. And I feel for her that she's that insecure that she wants to be like in with those girls. Yeah. Yeah. It is what it is. And I'm not bog your anxiety bullshit, especially when you treat people like that. Yeah. The true is true. So Katie walks into her hotel room, and they're bunch of rose petals and Cheetos and junk food occurs. I'm as AM there is 'cause you know, Tom number two is like okay, get her some of her favorite snack foods. And then maybe we'll line those up to the bed 'cause she really likes necking in bed, and they put off I mean, they just dumped shit all over. I'm just impressed that they didn't have like a pool of ranch in there. Probably gonna next. Yeah. Tom goes, I'm gonna sit use Katie with two favorite things music and junk food like I really like not a nice thing to say on camera about your wife. I know because katy's always so worried about it. Katie does not have away problem. We just are in a bikini. And she looks great. But she's got that in her head or whatever that she's got a weight problem. And so he makes a lot of junk food for Katie aloe. I know it's like hustling gretel, so so Katie walks, and she was like, I'm speechless. Really really and Tom has a range for this violinist to hide in the bathroom until he until he likes says the code word, which is meow. So he's like. No kids like what the fuck with my husband right now. And the violence comes out and is playing air on a g string, which I think is the most appropriate classical song ever played for this Rupe. Air on a g string. It's basically the story of like Jackson's love life. I can't believe you knew what that song. Was you go? Boy, it's a super it's a super famous Costco accomplish on. And the reason why no it is recognized it. I just didn't know the name of it. Well, the reason why new it is because growing up we had the yellow submarine soundtrack. And in some of the some of the score it like samples, Erna, G shrink. And I was like I like that part mom, and so my mom told me it's Erin G string. And I just wish remembered it will there you go. Yeah. Love it. You see learn something every Vander preparatory cat. I feel like they've had improves version will be here on a g string. But that's fun. Yeah. So Tom to baby talks are like he's like I've been collecting you. And now my name is Tom Juan the world's greatest lover. And then they fucking of diabetes. Okay. So Kristen crying and two. Oh, she's not cracking tired. Rebel crying. Mike Ryan the balcony. These get this fucking wanna be Mariposa off of me to Siegel's or crying like oh God. Here comes the cockerel. Again. She thinks she's. Bench Segel's and the and the butterflies are like, okay, let's stop are few. Let's join forces to get rid of this bitch because you trying to claim both of us. And you know, what if this war between us continues? We're all going to be destroyed by her. Because obviously in case didn't know there is a war between seagulls and butterflies. There is now. Yeah. Murkowski up. So then she's texting Ariana. She's like voting tired boob. Tom you let the lasting impression with her by making out. You're just gonna leave me like you guys are going to be sizzling. Don't put a pastor kale Christie. No, she's done it before she'll do again. Outer areas, like my friendship with Kristen was like a garden you plan to seed, and you water it sometimes, and you're like not paying attention to it. And then all of a sudden you out and just have zucchini. I'm like that is such garden privilege. I have never been able to grow anything like that. Okay, arianna. So sorry. We don't have it more like when you put a potato when a jar of water, and then he'd forget that it's there, and then before you know, it there's like roaches all over it. You know, got like big long stringy weird hair. And you don't understand how this can happen to date. I think of it like when you put an onion a little bowl of my counter and my onion bowl like onions in there, like garlic or whatever. And he put it on in there. And then like you forget about it and keep getting new onions. And so the original never gets used. And finally, you're like I'm gonna cook something, and I'm gonna use that original onion you pick. It up at has grown like a stock out of its and it's like squishy like. Ooh. Bell you during my on. And okay. So then we go on. We go over the seena brushing her teeth, which is the funniest thing. So she's rushing her teeth while laws in bed with her bottle in her life tea towel tour been thing. And she's just watching CNN. She. Crise calm down there. She's like. She's like, so I don't have one of those toothbrushes that uses. I don't have a song my car. So until I make my own circum. My daughter. Looks like she's so annoyed casino. Really is rushing her teeth very loudly. It's I don't think I've ever said that about anybody before. Yeah. It's not good. I was like oh my gosh. She's gonna yell it seen about brushing her teeth like that, I can't wait. And she's like we have to lacking airport. Yeah. I think side would you like to make out with somebody? That's not me because there's like a like literally a million people that you could be ignored me for right now. I make you happy actually. Yes. Salsa brings anxious haven't commercial as tough. I know. Like, yeah. That telling. So they're packing up. And Kristen Tulsa, she's like feel like trips released like shown how much grown like sign. Arda nutty, Kristen and Holo myrtles. Look go cook hall, and they like while she's like proclaiming her like numero sa- personality you see here like rummaging. Who? Crazy person on the street. God them off his back high pave I'm sorry. I was scared. If you come back twenty by. Lisa Fanta pump is the most manipulative mouth of everything. That sounds like it's big British bit used the nip the only people that wear these that us away admit a British people in malls. In fact, the only people who say poor creature as also malls. Hi, I mean, come on sit on my finger like like, I'm on my. Everybody would a miracle worker. I am now that I've been watching animal Facebook videos, not it is coming. But did you see that? No. 'cause you froze on TV party. It is literally coming down to me as I talked to is it really are you really payment on my finger. But it came down to the camera. I wanna see. Okay. I'm i'm. It call it. Maybe they'll see it on crap. What about respond to what noise? I don't usually when I wanted tracked animals, I talk like this. Hello come here. Adding tool. Sit terms of Rondo thir- American poster right now, and you care about a moth instead seriously serves -ly back embarrassing name from my friend. Moth is not having moth is like you really cared about me turn off that damn camera and give me some real attention. I want that to come to me one time tonight. Okay. To me, baby. The okay. So now in their hotel room Brittany before they're packing britney's. Like, we have to finish our engagement party Leah. Yes. Okay. So far, we have my mom dad, Wayne, whereas Diffley, Blake Aston militia, Carol, Wendy, Tom, Katie. Yes. I do have a friend named Alicia. I could see you're still thinking about that. Lisa can Erica. Ghastly, jamie. And accuracy, Lisa. I felt like it sounded like the whitest kid party. Peter piper pizza ever. It's like Sam, Bob. My Joe Logan and Golan. When she's like hit you want to come. Mecom and Tom got them. No jacks. Yeah. And a little bit of Erica undecided. A little bit of Jessica Massa little prettier doing Lumumba again. Do number five again. She literally, by the way, she literally said militia, maybe maybe she's in Melissa. But it sounded like militia to me like she hasn't read militia. So britney's like I got seen his mom there too. Now, I have to ask this. And I'll ask you again, even though over super for war. We Jessica and JoAnne and Judy and painted. What about your, mama? And he's like, no, no, no, no. That's the thing about not talking to your mom like that the way. That's what am I supposed to do about her? Stop acting like you're so fucking traumatized by your mother your mother lost. Her husband, call your mother, laid her. What you do you invite her even though you're mad at her because guess what in like fifteen years from now when you're thinking back on your first wedding. And you're like damn I wish my mom was there to see me be happy before ruined her marriage. Yeah. Stopping at dick Jack's. Yeah. Your mother. Yeah. Invited Jackson's like stressing out because there's so many people, you know, and then britney's like, well, I live at your, mama. The I know Beth James Kennedy. Thanks for sugar. And he's like, okay. Yeah. I don't want him. You don't want him to Jay for you. Just kidding. Well, what about legally should make nothing may I've really liked Billie. Lou. And he's like, no, no, hell, no. I don't even know her K C axe to my friends. Yeah. He says I don't want any hiccups only for its okay? Once again, doing my least favorite thing when people act like they're doing a big fucking favor by inviting you to something you have to take a gift to. Yeah. Exactly. So now we go back to Los Angeles. And James Raquel, and Billy Lee are at Vanda pump dogs home of many scandals and James is an Raquel or could be having a puppy party, or as he says, it's a puppy porty get it as like, actually, I did not. And then took me like. If you like seconds to be like, oh, I guess he was saying Pau. Oh party gets it. It's gonna be a great party. We're gonna have or have lots and lots of herbs so many or you've never seen so many before in your life. I'm gonna make a new song called Deuba doom as we even go to have tasting party for the death. Cotton to it all. I just kept seeing or derbies. James recall, so excited about the stupid party. She's like because you know, that she thinks this is the most brilliant idea ever like, okay, they're going to no one will invite us to their parties. So let's have our own in party our own party. They can come to Mike. You out. Yeah. And they'll be puppies there because everyone likes puppies. And clearly Lisa van will be able to get behind the puppy agenda. So they'll have to come. That's like their big plan. And then is like. So my plan is that I wanna do a white party brunch. And it's reserves I white party. I'm like, I think the entire show is the white party. Have you sir is a never ending white Marty? All thinking. Over from Kyle Richards, yearly white people party chief staff. Supposed what buddy? I'm going to ask Lisa for you. Because you did it last time. And he's like it was great wasn't it. Well, a little craziness law was craziness. Which is true. But this isn't gonna end. Well, yeah. 'cause billy. Now, let's the ultimate mean girl. Yeah. She completely changed which is true. Like, it's one hundred percent true. But at the same time, you also said horrific things to her on camera for a long time. And then you also terrible things were her boyfriend. So finally like fuck you see the show you can never take anyone side because they've all done something wrong. Yeah. It's weird that you're alliances can flip so much. Because usually I'm team Billy Lee in this fight and usually team James. But James seems like he's fucked up the whole time, and he's trying to get people to shoot with him. When he was told that he's not allowed to be fucked up anymore. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a little tired of this. Yeah. But also it's episode eighteen and this show should have been done like six weeks ago. Like, let's face it. Okay. You're not you don't even have twenty four episodes here. K? Sorry. Love yourself the. Although I enjoyed this episode. So now, we have like, Trixie Monica a moment, although I'm British like Erica, Jane because it was like. Have a minute. Oh, again, again again again have a minute bitch. I'm bad at if. Wasn't that better than this? I thought it was I wrote. Knows I feel like I'd never write them down correctly. Your. Raping Sam in my head. Probably not the way the sun goes at all. Yeah. So lawless shows a thorough. She's wearing a bikini top sort of thing. Like, I don't know. It was just like extreme is that a halter top crop top. Whatever it is. I don't know. Yeah. I didn't think it was so bad. What the hell? But it was basically like it was like a very exposed midriff. It looked like I don't know. So whatever the boobs hang out of the uniform that, sir. Okay. They have to tape the uniforms to their bodies it, sir. Yeah. So I don't wanna hear at least what does this upper author. Yes, it is all we all know, it's a brothel stop trying to trick us all the time. And since when a you telling women they can't look like as you force them to look like every other day of the week. Yeah. So Jackson Sandoval bartending Jackson's like, oh, man. I haven't had a solid poop in four days. I'm like, well, remember that tap water. You got at the bar. So. Yeah. No one. I guess they all had it because no one can do because no waiters gonna pay for a bottle of water. I'll tell you that right now. We know what a racket that is. So they all have. So they all talk about for awhile katie's talking allow she's like has poop and like I literally have to this. Great. I there. I think you know, I'm surprised that they almost seem to angry about it. Because I feel like in LA when you get like the shit's. It's like, oh my God. Great news. I have to Horea I'm so happy. I'm gonna lose like four pounds right now. I know it's like the best. I ever I liked. We'll eat my fingernails hoping to get something. Yeah. It's like. I will say I literally people's that where I'm like. Oh, man. I what I'm saying things like these guys are saying like man, I've like things are going right through me. People say, oh my God. Congratulations. Yeah. No kidding. We're in LA. You know, just like you eat raw chick you eat chicken tar on purpose here. Just pray chicken Tana prayer, the new special. So Tom's also bartending at sir. And it's like, what are you doing here? Tom like you own a bar now. And basically what he wanted to say was like, yeah. But I get tips here. Because when I I don't get tipped for being an owner. I just have to stand there for free all night. Yeah. Exactly. So then to tell number two arrives at Tom, Tom. He's like the oh miss you. You're my family. Gosh, I'm never abandon you again. I really hate when people at restaurants say were like a family. It just makes me crazy. It's always made me crazy at every restaurant ever, if I'm your family, then stop forcing me to get you water because I would never ever do that with my sister at yourself Britney. Meanwhile, she walks over to Jack's down at, sir. And she's like lack ham to Straub reenies. And he's like, okay, I'll make now now. Now, those are my friends I wanna put them on the list drop reading. See is really like mama at a Cracker Barrel today. Like written me. We just saw your personality five minutes ago. It's totally different today. So. So then who else comes after river? Nine. Nine. She's like hi is Christopher Robin working tonight. The. So Jackson Brit. We're gonna have a puppy shower to celebrate Graham in a famous Amalie. What the fuck you can see Jackson's like, I drive a beer cooler, and I'm confused by this. Yeah. Jackson like the co quarry is he's like throwing it's like mashed potato bar. It's like someone just said his trigger word, you know, he's doing he's like what the fuck is a he's like put the puck is a puppy shower. She's like who as nothing good out there. Like, Hello tax. You have never said one sentence correctly. You're not really wanted to be throwing stones in this house of grandma. Yeah. Taxes like I hate to say this because you look so sad. But it was just you would go. But I can't I can't go into James to do something James and Bruce. Go into his house. And I think it was in here that we get a reminder of the terrible thing that James did which is that he he like said two lines from his like he made some like he like freestyle two lines mentioning faith in one of his shows Spain. Yeah. Yeah. And like the biggest crime that has ever be sets Britney, even though it's her fiance who actually did the act and James just merely not her say it is our fat. Thank you. Thank you for clarifying that I have to because she just says it crazier every time when we were in Phoenix over the weekend. It was like very hard for me to knock up to every cactus. I saw go wearing. So Jackson's like now, and I guess, you know, what he hasn't even been a rat here for three months, and it feels great like look ram like no one. No, no one's upset. Everyone's happy everyone's been happy without him here. And you know, maybe just you because you have really sad IS right now. But like now now, no and Britney Brittany has gotten really good at being a bitch for Jackson. I think I don't let me I wouldn't feel comfortable recap tells us she's like that at least Britney with co God. So she leaves all detective sandwiches, a so mean, you know, I don't I don't know what the way to do it is. But he's like, no, you're still iced out because I said, so yeah. Just Qura Cal. I just wanna pet her hair. Like, it's okay rotel. So then Lisa they let girls probably been patted on the head more than like a buzzer on. Let's make a deal a buzz around with one whammy, no way. No way. What's that one press? Your luck press your lex patted on the head more than about mom press. Your lack girl. So. I was just trying desperately to think of like a good like waimea joke. Regards to recall, but I just couldn't do it. Really, our we're having a win shower. No. Where is Raquel no way is. And then she leaves axes like congrats on your new peppy, though. Oh, gosh. Such an asshole so from boxing and Lalas like. Like. Hello, Queen Vander pomp. What are you not? Lalla go. You're welcome. I don't see a pussy bow on you. This doesn't make sense you need a t shirt. This is a restaurant. Moore to strip. Although we do have a good strip steak gets its. Now, get that taller ram akin. Please so lawless like that bums me out. We'll have sorry it. Boop. She roads. Roads. Put some clothes on dippy. Russell. So too soon. So sorry. I was thinking about nipsy Russell. Oh, not if not nipsy hustle. Okay. Okay. Not meet the slam with very sensitive wasn't being mean upper. I was even talking about. I'm saying soon, if they Russell still dear to our hearts, you know, one time fun fact back when I was an intern in nineteen ninety eight I wrote an elevator with nipsy Russell and Charlie rose. There you go. Memories memories of being an intern. The things you wind up the room. Elevators you wind up in drip, single Tia. So she sees Billy Lee, and she's like. Pelley. You'll happy. You know? So we're doing the white party to. Yes. Today. I have a. So Billy was like I thought it'd be fun of James James could be the DJ. I know about that. Long game in milona was came in and acted crazy. And she gets her like crazy mad is mobility gets mad. She gets like. Really is get really big and banter from Vander pumps like well, I've made so many allowances Jamesy Wamosy, and she tells us I ever wants to come back here. He has to stop drinking completely. And he hasn't and the for the evidence they use a clip of him finally admitting that he had one beer with good old, dad. Yeah. Stupid the. I don't think anyone's under the impression that James is only had one beer. Yes. Ability starts to protest. I think it's pretty ridiculous that James at least Vanda pump is like I actually don't care what you think right now. So I prefer you get to know that you might say just DJ rose. You can you should see how she spends a shoe? You should see how she spins assaults footy. Time. But James is such an amazing energy. I. And then Lalla who senses that Billy Lee is getting in trouble traipse in. She's now wearing a t shirt, but she's like Chuck the t shirt like under things so like showing just as much skin before the shoulders are covered. Now. She's like hate to break this up on is this better better. Sorry who talking to some lame ass. This. Yeah. Billy is get really big. She's so mad. She's like hugging hugging the menus. Like, you know, she wants to hit Lalla with those minions. And then lawless thank Cal and Billy these. I don't know how she gets to run around here half-naked at work, and I've been through so much in my life, and she makes me feel like shit, but just brings a mazing energy in. It's like. Go crazy fucking pissed off. It's language with miss barely made. You you adjust Billy league. When you first started working. Yeah. And now, you're Billy Leila. So Billy goes stomping off and Lisa Vata pump. These follows interesting, you do not talk to me, that's way. Okay. Who do you think you will shift? I don't care whether you're fighting someone else's close to talk to me like that you use the f bomb highly except the s bomb. Knock you spoke out all her spark out, especially when you are holding this you'll hand and she grabs the med news. You holding this stained, velvet oversized map to the polls. It's what we call the menu. You could use. If you want crazy engine does some salmon Dom to say. This once and I'm going to never say to get business businessman of. Good. I have to agree with you that just what you want me to just shut up an agreement to saying. Yes, now, you've got the Pethick well done Billie Dunn. Go get them. Them's who Brittany is. And Sheena are over at the deal trustee refrigerator and seen as I am are Toronto out in britney's. Like, I always they sided I relate to go there. Just Jackson trouble. Here's you while you're when we got off the airplane while you guys were in your Uber is on the way to West Hollywood almost already at my apartment. Yeah. As the plane landed he was like on my work. I mean Abbas like even return my Facebook for my or my tweets or Mike Pence. I'm I'm like something like I'm on top of them. And. Like he got out of there. And like he got on the ground. Like, Maxine, Mary, it's like on my family and all the ground because it got Charlie Horsman baba like Gordon video of he's gonna get Darlie on these make it on my blower. Muzzles are. But it's like I was like Charlie horse like like, you know. All right. A hose anything. Okay. I got a lot going for your party. All my God. Please don't ask about the list here blues. Yeah. So now over up tom-tom, she goes up to Tom because it's Sheena is it she stocky Stoskopf boat, Ariana. And and Tom Schwartz brings them shot and stuff and nothing happens. I don't know. Literally Encina Billy these she met. She's like. Can I talk to pick just got into it would lease a really bad because James was completely respect. What my brother knows that a lotta teach at my wife parody. And she was like I loved Chang's. I'm like my prime when to separate myself because like I wanna be grope. I'm like, I don't want you to be excluded from things like Jackson Brittany as kata. I'm asking them. I'm I'm I can't call because your mind James upset and sad that. Seena? Just gone that information five seconds ago. Is lesson to be not just the fake? So you can be on camera and be with friends who don't like you. Yeah. Maybe that'll teach law. Oughta make out max time. It's like you're on the wrong vite right now stupid. So Billy, of course is like. Actually gets really upset Kasese being excluded again chance. She like she's upset. She says she. I hope you stand up for me because like I've sort of nonstop when they've talked about you, and you've been the outcasts, and you know, that so I hope that up for me, and you could tell it was like, yeah. Told us it up for your. So she just like. Favorite? I know you do it so much. I try to do it. I got it makes me laugh. The helicopter that's being powered down. So somehow Billy marches over two billion doing a lot of marching from room to room this episode. She's getting all her steps in. Yeah. I'm wondering if Billy really thought she was like a main cast member this year. She's probably shot a bunch of scenes, he's probably so pissed when she watches us, and they've cut a pretty much out of everything that she's not having a total fit. And so she tells she goes to Britain like on my heard you want to invite me to your party and Britney to soften the blow. Pretty he's like no now is not that. I don't want to invite you just that like we have only so many spices in strawberry. Anyone shrubbery to come in? And you know, it's just whenever I dog to Jack's about it. He just doesn't think he just doesn't think you're trustworthy, piracy and fats. All if nothing personal. We just think you're a terrible person. Yeah. Yeah. And then she tells us when it comes to seventy five dollars to play. Let's Jack's pithy acts on it. You know, the Jackson literally put acts on it. You know? We don't want and Billy and abilities. Like, it's not like maintain couple. Okay. It's like my brother, my like best friend. He's my coworkers. Support him and Brittany's. Yeah. But I feel like there's so much tension and people you're having problems with my bridesmaids and not just don't want teen. So I have so much look for you. Like, why don't you not including me? See? No, it's funny because the earlier in the girls night earlier in the year when she was like you didn't include me and girls night. Like, this is not being included. Right. And how they're actively. This is what it is. Congratulations. You've made it. Now, God, these girls are horrible. I'm looking when it was that situation. I was actually kind of on Billy Lee side because that isn't cool, you know, they could have been more sensitive. I don't need to go into a full conversation. But now like, look you made your bed you you had your fight with LA LA. And now they've officially scored you. I actually was on really interesting. This in this case, I was on believe side because I felt like I don't know. I just thought it was pretty mean. And she looked like she was really heartbroken. She wasn't. She didn't like Entra fight. She just was like asking like why not invited? And then she like left in tears over grudges. Rididuling vying for her yada too. And my problem with this whole season as it's the Jack season where he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants because he's acting like he's a better person for five minutes. So now he gets to recast the entire show. He gets to say who's coming who's not because he's pretending that he's having some real fucking wedding. And now that's his plot for the season amount. Looks like we're going to have to see this through next season to do we see this through next season two enough. Nobody cares about these two yokels getting married. Okay. Just defaming it anyway for the ads the Instagram likes. No one's buying this shit case. Let's drop it stopped letting Jack's producer fucking show. He's on it because he's a dirt bag. Okay. Let's go back to being a dirtbag. K C sucks. It producing shows. And then what happens is that ever abilities storms off Bernie goes Miami. Hey, a decide never kale's party until Bill Lee. She wasn't at one body. This is the worst I ever yet for you like fucking hurt the feelings of. To really nice girls you Jack ass. So I guess I guess this is worse than that time. You found out that Jack slept with faith. You are never going to be to Britney party again. And I guess this really is the worst day ever. Oh stays like this that I'm very proud of us for making Brittany ho door on our. So. West rose rules on Instagram yet. So now recall though, recall is she is like the marvelous miss Raquel. And she is not going to go down without a fight. So she walks up to Tom Tom and she finds Schwartz and starchy and she was like oh repeal tip a bitch out of my face and recalls, basically like, so I'm really happy. See you guys on working my times tables, and I'm like really thinking that this year, and I get to go the ice cream, social so that I want to have a puppy shower. I wanted to see if you guys wanna come. It's just like what is that? Shower, but it's for Pepi we love ground. He psych them -ly baby showers are for babies before they're born. Never heard of puppy shower. Literally never like, I've even even have magnetic poetry. And I have the words puppy and shower, and I've literally never even put them together. My fridge. Okay. That's how much they don't as dossiers. Like a a star. Like, a please Tommy there is not a puppy shower flyer. And she's like, yeah, it's gonna be. Reckon alike have games like dog dog. Oh, which is like being but with dog panted on the peppy give the job to shelter. I don't know what that is. But the retail me it's a really fun game. Rick and get all the Pepys together. And we're going to do shots. So starseed's like, yeah. Look, I would literally start by arm on fire before going to puppy shower. Okay. Like, no, I'm not going to James his puppy sour, thanks hills. Like, I just thought we could put the past put that behind us for the day. And celebrate Grimm. It's like Rick who is grim, by the way. I don't know if they're little adopted. But I can just imagine like rebelled even Graham is big Marty for crackers. Yeah. She does. So like family. Server kills like, I just see Boren James than you do because I'm around him, more and sausage like. Yeah. You sound like the woman who wants to marry Charles Manson, and I and my mind I was like writing the note like, I don't even know who that is. Then recall goes, I don't even know who that is like, wait. Charles Manson is. Imagining that retell was going to say joke. That is then she goes out of that is like, okay, you ever tell his golden because you can never outworked our Cal. You know, Dell's pretty shocking sees topped herself. And almost every episode bless her heart, Tom sand of all band. No. That's Charles mcmansions. So then van proper at the bar watch you doing. Yeah. You have business business. You have a mountain of Manila. The block. They have lined up to the next door yet. All right. Let me make this easy for you time to become a man Thome radnich out real couch woman around. Brought you a tour for you to read from because today, you become a man. All right. Give me a little nippy nippy type Snoopy done. Did you just say nippy nippy? Lisa Vanna, pub-, the flaming nippy. So so at least. Lisa and antenna vol. First of all Sandoval has like do relic will up Aaron, sir. I was like a child. Now, I grew up here, and I had issues. My I had a crazy girl fights back there and girl accused me of having secular over here. And so they go upstairs to on the walls here. I'm sure it is. Why should you be any different? I'm sure everyone who works has DNA all over those fucking walls. Never take a black light to that place. So lease Sandoval Gupta. Tom-tom they meet up with Schwartz and Lisa has this whole weird speech. I was like I'm not writing this down because this is what she's getting at here. She's like. Businesses about commitment and commitment is about investment and commitment to see investments with an eye until the CI and that could be letters were any word like like CC's pizza, which is a wonderful savage -ment. And you know, how they establishment with money to what I'm getting at. Yeah. I love money. I spent a lot of it on Snickers that I made a little pathway for Katie day, really romantic, but you'll checks she doesn't both of your checks bounced, Tom and she's like Santa vase worked. But I guess Tom number two gave her two checks. Maybe he gave her went from one Bank in when from another Bank and he worked. Oh, yeah. No. That Bank accounts close. You should told me we're gonna cash it. I'm like you kept track of the fact that you send out a check for like fifty thousand dollars a whatever was hundred thousand dollars. And did you notice that your bones? Never went down one hundred thousand dollars. My God said Tom is like my good luck yield. I'm like this is coming from the guy who's wearing velvet polka dots. Over a seat. Three silk shirt at the pool today. This is from the guy who spent twenty thousand dollars on a single use sidecar motorcycle. So I'll take care of it. And Tom, I don't think in about fifty grand brow. So in the front James car. This was very much like a ridiculous. I don't know why James ridiculous today. But normally love James today. I'm like shut up James he pulls up in this car, and he's like blaring rap and every time. Oh, that's his music. Yeah. No wonder I wrote every time it's like some white guy rap blaring out of. Yeah. No him. It is yes or Kelly gets in the car, and they're they're like they're such like in that moment. They look such small time crooks just trying or like or like in those movies, like the two people who are just trying to get into highest society like desperate, remind me of like, Bill Pullman, and whoever she was like in ruthless business. Ruthless. People are over. Those people, you know, like spying on spine people trying to get the you know, like this. Amanda Plummer, and what's his face and Pulp Fiction, you know, trying to rob the restaurant like just like just like James knows that no one will come. If he does it. So he makes Raquel do it. He's just like waiting down the street. He's waiting waiting in front of hamburger heaven and his stupid car blaring music. So he comes up his say had it get paid. And she's like not that great me want of here. And then I ask thought he and she said no during that. Because if you again, did you digital sell it may did you tell them this going to be balloons, and gangs. Did you see these playas on Leland trip? I don't even understand what flyer is it like a fly. I don't get it. So James's like this puppy is going to be amazing. And I don't understand why they don't want to come to my people to come to a politics. Screw them. Screw the on to my puppy party. Abba. I'm kinda make ships if these people and they want nothing to tooth make the view Mark Rico. The only connection you have to them as her him. Go make your own friends take a class somewhere. You don't get to just walk onto a TV show, and like take everyone's friends if you're going to date James date Jane's, just going to be on the show to be on the show, Peter, okay? Lord knows he could use something. I am trying to make friends outside of this group. I sent a friend request. This guy named Charles Manson. They were talking about he's pretty cool his bit ahead cue mating. Yeah. James says no coming. He's winning some weird fighting his head and speeds off and then as they drive off. She goes. Charles manson. Only this vocal so yeah. Exactly. Well, everyone. Thanks so much for listening. We are going to be headed off to Boston. Oh, and in case, you didn't see on social media. We're gonna talk Beverly Hills at the First Boston show Wednesday night and the New York at the second bossom show on Thursday. So those recaps will be up slightly later than usual just by like a day or so so we're looking forward to that so much for listening. Go get your Baltimore tickets. Go get your t-shirts, go get everything. Go getting life everyone. Go subscribe to winters crafting, just look it up on your podcast app. Hit subscribe, girl. Yeah. Stuccos touch later. My.

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Jax Taylor Regrets Having Tom Sandoval as His Best Man (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

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31:28 min | 1 year ago

Jax Taylor Regrets Having Tom Sandoval as His Best Man (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

"Hi I'm Megan Sarah and I'm Eric J Maxx the daily dish. Bravo's official podcast vander pub rules season. Eight after show is finally here and we know you're GonNa WanNa hear all the behind the scenes moments from your favorite servers in this week's exclusive Bravo. Tv Dot Com after show clips. It's all about Britney Cartwright and Jack steelers' wedding they of course talk about their big day Thompson of all being demoted as best man then being re promoted back to best man again they chat about Santa balls best man skills. I think you should reach out to him and ask him to be your best man. When you Danny get married a that would be on. And we also hear more about the pastor conversations. Lisa Vander pump deciding. She wanted to go to the wedding after her. Mother's sudden passing. Lalla can't talk more about getting emotional during Britney's father and daughter Dan Clark reveals if he felt weird going to Stacey Schroeder's XS wedding and Charlie Barnet shares with her dream. Wedding would look like you. Don't WanNa Miss Her hilarious answer so sit tight and pretend you're a guest at Brittany Jackson's special day. So simple confronts you about your pastor. Can you tell me a little? I think he was a hundred and twenty percent wrong the way he handled that he came at me in front of God and everybody three days ago right. I'm wondering like why it's up to Lisa coming you guys. I'm not talking about this gun. It didn't take are you kidding me is that? I wanted to say something to Jack's about like this pastor like things that he's said and him using his soapbox to like really sort of you know be like transphobic homophobic. Yeah tell people they're living in sin and all the stuff and I've I've felt like I thought it was very disturbing but fundamentally one against like everything I feel like we all stand for. Yeah from what I understand and I could be wrong. They only took action. Because Lisa said something I mean that's major insinuation and there wasn't well okay. Action was taken after. Lisa said something okay but to say they only took it action because Lisa confronted them. Yeah that's fair. No you're right you're right. Yeah now first of all. We picked pastor for our wedding Brittany said. Listen I would like to have our family pastor okay fine. I didn't care whoever married at the end of the day. I didn't care. They understand Middle America the Bible belt. It's very hard core values. Christians which is okay. You can have your. That's what makes this world grade chicken. God is about loving each one of us. It was just his views and let me make this clear. We went out to lunch with him. We kind of said listen. We understood that you said something. And you're aware of it and you apologized. He said okay. Yes you haven't. There's nothing else right. This is it. This is what we can. This is the original rice. He was actually starting say things now which is urging listen. I just need to know who you're marrying and who's going to be attending our wedding. We are big people in the community. We are going to. Have you know gay people at our wedding? Are you okay with that yet? Sure love family. I love everybody. I don't say so. I was on board with like okay. Just letting you now and everything was fine. Chose Pasta and I woke up to see this on social media. I sat some guys. You know what this posture of yours is saying. I'm Britney said Oh yeah we we knew he said one thing Blah Blah Blah and I said no. No no sorry. Let me tell you what he said. You need to look it. Let me tell you a little bit. Look it up. I'm going to call you back. When I called them back. They moved devastated. So I knew right so I knew that they had no idea so when other people attacking them saying well. It's just that it wasn't that they were totally unaware. So that's why was it? In their defense. I was the one enlighten them. Do you think it's possible? Jackson Britney didn't see what the pastor was tweeting. It was all over the place to act like they didn't know about these things when I'm getting bombarded with it and it's not my wedding. It's not my past like you know. I felt that Kinda strange. This is my friend of twenty years attacking making my wife cry insulting our beliefs on something we had no idea about. That did not come out of our mouths on my wedding has come come. I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right. I'm just I'm super heated about this subject and I'm not over at all and I cannot wait for the reunion on this because I'm going to go after him. There was a moment when you weren't sure you're GONNA make the wedding because you had to go back to London. My mother pass like we had no idea. It was a blood clot. She was dead within twenty minutes. It was devastating and I talked to go straight away and then it was delayed little bit because of autopsy and things like that. I really wanted to be there for their wedding. Because I have been very much part of the development and I've been very supportive of Jack. Speaking with Britain in that I wanted to see them. Walk down the aisle because that today. But let's be honest. Not many people ever thought would see and I just as I say I I really felt after he lost his father and I think because Jack's his relationship with his own mother was not in a good place and I think that he probably looked to me. I mean you can also Kim as a kind of matriarchial figure in his life and somebody who has turned to sometimes and I really just wanted people at the top down. You'RE GONNA be great and cure emotional. That's a good thing you're on so much through my head right now. My Dad and couldn't believe my mom didn't even nothing hurts. My feelings most important is marrying the woman I get trained and I really really appreciate that. That was. That was very nice of you to do. You didn't have to do. Obviously what you were going through as a I mean. Hey really glad I want me to. I'm very very glad I still don't talk to my mother so it's almost like I lost. Both my parents and I really needed my friends and my family. They're very very messy situation. You've met her before lunch with her fellow blanket. What stood north shifting evidence. Remember when you came in with the bus driver? She comes knocking at the door and she goes. I came down the bus. I'm standing there. And your son takes her in a dip and lays one right on you know. His mother was a staunch supporter minimizing his naughty nurse and his hijinks and everything at the time the way she was so defensive and supportive of you how did it change. We'll see just oh surrounding the nature of your father's death so prior to that everything was extremely close with my mother. So that's why it hurts. It sucks because it's like I had this great relationship with him but I could do no wrong by her. No matter what I did in life you know what I remember and everything was fine until my sister and I left the house. Then things started getting bad between the two between the two of them. Yes I know my father. My father was an amazing man. Just perfect human being and I know he would want me reach out to my mom. I know this. Even though their marriage wasn't great towards the end he would want me to reach out to my mother. Because that's my mother. He would always say that's your mother. You do right by her no matter what. That's the only thing I have a problem with. That's what's always on my shoulder because I know what's the block. What's preventing you from? I don't know I just so much time and so much you're so much hurt and there's so many things said there was a lot of things sadly below the belt type of stuff things that you really can't come back from. T- No I said one thing to her which I do take back. It was really bad. I only want what I said. And then not only that pulling my wife aside at my sister's wedding and saying things to her. I just saying that you want worthy away like I mean come on. It's I'd just want to make sure that I'm never gonNA regret this so my life I was going to speak to your mother but then I spoke to Brittany about it and I just thought maybe it was too complicated. I want you to as Mother. Tamada like are you sure I would regret it. Not being there and my son and I had judgment reasons why couldn't be that route shouts her Novi stopped. You know not even not even to my sister. You're going to have a baby. Food is going to be a grandchild and she going to miss out on everything so to me. That's very sad which is weird because my mother didn't speak to her mother for thirty years and her Mother didn't speak to her mother for like twenty years was so. Is this a running? This is not. This is like a thing where Mommy's to juggle I like. I hope you don't just leave me and then this happens. Did they ever resolve it? Your mom and your grandma. No they never resolved. Yeah so Santa was your best man that he wasn't and he was again in the end he was right there next to you on your wedding day. So what finally brought him back into the fold. I'm going to be honest with you and you might not like this. I regret that decision right now. I got bullied into having him. I had I had everybody going on me. You're GONNA regret this. I should have had at the wedding absolutely but he shouldn't have been standing next to me. That's really sad. Sandoval got brought back in as a groomsmen is one of the best man. How do you think he did at the job? I thought I thought like during the wedding and like at the Bachelorette and stuff like that. He did a great job. I think it was the stuff leading up to the wedding and him not being around and not talking to the. Jags never answering messages or phone calls or anything like that. That was way more of a big deal than him. You know not doing a good job at the wedding man fell out of being best man. I was demoted. And you were promoted re promoted Rian reinstated and then I was fired because it. Yeah it a constant like you know when you get hired somewhere and you're on like a trial basis fell like fat. It felt like a like a competition show like and the the winner gets like being Jackson's like wedding party or like his best man or something like it was a lot. It was a roller-coaster host. Very special for me mind you. Yeah Jack Sites you not being available to him. He was like I wasn't mia at all. It's okay it wasn't a semi at all just like a little non responsive but it was understandable. Your own but that's see see. This is the thing. I responded to every single one of his tax messages. You showed him yes after this week. Let's get together. Let me know what I can help out. I sent that to you. I remember seeing. It obviously responded Britney. Did you see the texts Simpson drugs? I did see some. Yeah I mean I've seen a couple and then and then Thomas was trying to show me some too and I'm like okay. This is so confusing because Jackson's I've seen Jackson's messages and I know that he doesn't always respond though. This is the thing this whole say that. I'm not responding. He created animosity with some of his groomsmen towards me by saying that. I'm like not returning as text messages that I don't really care that. Like anything else is more important type thing which was not true. I mean I had things going on this pre bachelor party. It was just a party weekend of IT STAY K. For like two days was something that was literally planned three days before it happened three days. No I booked a flight home to see my mom. For Mother's Day everything was planned out. And then it's like I get told about this party and immediately responded and said that I could not make it and Jackson immediately told me he's like dude. It's fine this is literally just for the people who can't make it to the Bachelor Party in Miami. You know no big deals like okay. Cool and then like people asked him worse. Tom And he was like like I. Don't WanNa talk about it. Like like walk away or put his head down and you know then I like he was still in the same group chat saying like you know things might be moving around the wedding party. And it's nice to see some people stepping up and all this stuff and like a little melodramatic. Yeah but we squashed that. We moved ahead and you know it was. I was excited. I was excited looking forward to the wedding and everything of obviously that pastor came up so that you had until like three days ago right. I'm wondering like why it took Lisa coming to you guys. I'm not talking about this. I was upset about what I saw and be honest. I was annoyed with Tom and the moment to but I didn't have all I didn't have all the facts and now that I've talked to him about it. I understand where he's coming from but I still think he probably was a little odd. It didn't have to turn into what it did. It didn't have to like turn people storming off the conversation between me and Jack's as a friend he should've called me and say Jack's he listened. You see what's going on out there. I wanted to let you know before this got out there. Do you need some help. How can we make this go away? How can we fix this problem? I wanted it to be just between me and him and off to the side and have a conversation about it and he got up from where we were talking all the way over to everybody else and got everyone just like super into it and then like erupted into that mess. I can get over a lot of things but putting me on the spot as your best. Meet the guy a year ago my friend for twenty years. Maybe the spotlight wasn't on him for five minutes. That's a token Santa bomb parable gas. Sorry if the spotlight's not on Tom for about five minutes he has to like you know the problem. That a lot of things that you I mean. I do know that if positions were reversed Jack would bring that up. Even if he didn't care whole bring something up that he hears or rumor just be salacious just to have something interesting to say that gets people's attention. They're like wait. What would you hear Jackson so that girl was with Tom? Having sex she puts a lot of pressure on rob. She's like Huckabee. Said I loved you. Yet what ROB's like I'm not in that place sell a couple of nights ago. I came home about three o'clock in the morning. Kristen in Virginia at the House so I go. I want back into my bedroom. I open up the door and guess what I see. See Britney Kristen on the bed Jackson. He's kind of like the personification of like someone who can dish it but can't take it no. I mean it's true. You know those mornings when you feel like you just can't get it right over. Slept caught in traffic. Coffee spilled on your crisp white shirt. It can be hard out there but you know it will transform your morning. Dave's killer bread Dave's hardy lineup of morning makers organic bread bagels and English. Muffins are here to revive your day and fix all the things in. It tastes real good. Never skip on decay. Be a guaranteed fresh start. Visit Dave's killer bread DOT COM to learn more and look for Dave's killer bread and the bread aisle of your local grocery store. 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So why not get started today? Go to better help DOT COM SLASH DISH SIMPLY. Fill out a questionnaire to help them. Assess your needs and get matched with counselor. You'll love that's better help. Dot Com slash dish drew. Thank Jackson made the right choice having Tom as his best man I think I think Jackson made the right choice in having him be their best man. I duNNo. Well HE ZAN of all. Did you know he was the best best man ever pictures the bridesmaids he had a mirrored not contact like a mirror. Rolla water a bar Kit Rowley. Suitcase with a battery operated fan. Because it's really frigging hot out. He was carrying around a fan and like chairs. You had a backpack full of everything you could possibly need groomsmen meaning. I have sick topside. They have a sewing chin. I even tampons. That's their. Hey so what are the bright we. It's actually does need a Tampon. Just one or two or three three. Yeah Okay I think he does it for himself. He didn't do that for Jacks. He didn't have mirrors for us because he thought that like we would need that Dutch. Just he does that because he has fun doing it. But we're not crossing. His mind is thinking like this is what everyone's going to need but sitting there being like. Oh the girls will need to touch yet. He is but I think he does that because he enjoys doing it for himself. He he's like I think he. I think you'd be binding commitments. It brings him joy like he enjoys doing it so he left. Why he likes to do it but I don't think it's like like I don't think it's like a self serving thing I think it's a little bit of both. You are natural cocker. You're a prisoner. You like to you like to shine. But it doesn't come from a place of it. Doesn't come from an egotistical place. Well here's the thing is like once you. I like. I also like gear. King Love Year so like once I started putting together like a little kit. It's like Whoa. Oh yeah but what this. What about this? What about this and like might as well get it? You know what I mean like. It's hot you're in the Sun. You're trying to look pretty. What ways can I make that like more enjoyable? Because it's like you don't WanNa you don't WanNa you don't WanNa be like experiencing something miserable on like supposed to be the happiest their life when having to take pictures for two hours in the humid like hot sun so it's like drinks and umbrellas and like a mere like just being able to like look at yourself in a mere before you take like these really important pictures is like a total confidence booster see. I would have hated that. Get that mere out of my face. But then you'd be like then once I did it. You Bet Oh damn all good you know. And then you're like more confident. He loves them. People like look at what sandoval did for us. Yes that's what Santa all Denver I elements of this. Yeah it's fine. I mean that's not not about a list snatched about wedding have is a human being. That's really not that bad of one. So what did you think of Jackson? Britney's wedding it was so fine so fine I will say their wedding was so fine. Everything was planned perfectly beautiful stunning you. There was not one thing you can talk on. I thought the weddings magical like I had so much fun to thought like a new beginning. It was it was beautiful. Did a great job and then the reception so much. What from what. I remember knowing that this is the most honest truthful moment Jackson's life like it was. It was epic cried. I cried I cry. I cry yeah. Obviously Britney looked amazing. She Outer Princess Wanting. It was magical. We were too damn castle. Who MARRIED A casserole? My dream even whenever the castle was closed and burnt down. Missiles went through some hail. Kinda like your relationship relationship but even through all that time I was like I'm always going to get married there a new it so everything just worked out to realize how lucky lucky stars every day knock on wood. Yes like I said it takes. It takes a special special person to deal with me. And she has the I'd put her through the wringer and And I know that and I know that he get so lucky after all. He's put her through that she's still ride or die in love and committed like the Lord gave her sole and even seeing him at Miami Bachelor Party when he's like Luke. These people don't hear these treating there so here it's gotta mean something and I'm like Oh my God. Are we just like his sucker? Really a hard Gucci Jerry Springer episode. Yeah even though. Jack's has done things. He's a lot of fun and yes lake his personality and just the things that come out of his mouth. It's like he says what we all want to say like. He doesn't even think twice about it. Not even after he said it and then Brittany is like the person who's sweet and kind of keeps him in line and between the two of them. It's like you can't help but not WANNA be around here ways outright. You can't help but want to be around not not can't help but to want to be around them. Yes Erica did it. You don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. But it was hard for you at Jackson burdens wedding seeing father daughter Dance Levy. So right loved whenever I see anybody who has their dad. It's I'm very jealous So when I was watching all of that her dad walking down the aisle. I just because those are things that I've been talking to my wedding planner about like who does walk me down the aisle. What do I do for that Daddy? Daughter dance it just even though it's almost been two years since he passed away it feels like it was yesterday still right now like i. I feel like we haven't skipped a beat like I. Just get jealous. Sorry just to think about that Dave and not having him there and not being able to call him. When I got engaged it was just tough and yeah we have issues. Sorry sorry one of these days. I'm going to be able to talk about him or not. Sauve just like that's okay of you seem like you guys had a really special relationship we did you know. I run home. Dudes with tattoos on their face. Full Gold Grills. They would walk through the door and the first thing my dad would ask like. Can I get you a drink? Come on and sit down. Like that's just. The type of do that he was in random was very nervous to meet my parents because of our age difference the second he met them they were so welcoming rand and my Dad. They just had a very sweet relationship. My Dad I remember grew up looking at Dupont registry with my dad and he taught me about all of these jets and the Rolls Royce was the coolest. Nice car that he wanted one day and now my fiance or boyfriend had those things so my dad would like talk to him about those things and the movie business. Randall and my dad had the best relationship and my dad thought the world of Randall and he would have been so excited when if I were to call him and tell like. I'm marrying the person that you okay you gave Randall. The okay and it's happening Bro. How'd you feel about going to stop these ex-boyfriends wedding? I did a tweeter of on twitter. A tweet tweet tweet. You tweeted tweeted last Valentine's Day. I was like I just want to say thanks. All of sauces ex-boyfriends for up and being you because you guys weren't you. This wouldn't happen or something along those lines but it also can go back to me also being a bad boyfriend to other to my girlfriend's or or just just life at the wedding you said. You're glad Jack's wasn't asshole. Could you imagine then that could have been you up there? You Go Jackson asshole. I'm like thank God because if he wasn't I'm so glad Jackson US right. I don't even remember that. We've said thank God that Jack was such a Dick to me for real because I was young enough to maybe go through the motions if he hadn't been such an toll and could you imagine Jackson. I together with the Kobe. Talk about what would we talk about so really we? Oh we owe. We owe our relationship partly to Jack. Hallelujah thank you buddy thank you jag. Did you have to marry stalls you know? I think things worked out exactly how they were supposed to. But I'm so glad she's one of my best friends. I never never to millionaire. Start we get back to where we are today because I love. I love her as a person of course I will do anything for her. And we've had these chats. I'm like I can't believe you've come this far. But you're one of my best friends again and it's just amazing that we've all come full circle considering all the perks and all the stuff that ninety percent of that I did but that we can all actually ninety nine ninety nine. If you put me back to like season one SCHINAS rubbing lotion over Jackson's back and I just cannot handle it. Tell me that. Now you're going to be steaming. His fiancee's dress get up. Outta here. Get outta here. But I mean it's been so long and Britney has been around for so long and she's just such a good person and we're also close and how did he get that lucky. I don't know what's different about Bo. That makes them right for sausage. It's kind of like. He's just he's got a lot of patients that cuny patients with Stacy. I think he just lets her do her thing and he's there and he supports are he loves her more. Competition with style. See that's the thing they were more like that whereas Bo is happy to kind of take the back seat and I don't mean he's not equals Darcy because he very much is but let her be in the spotlight. And he's not trying to work this to egomaniac driving alongside each other turnover. Take each other. It was a recipe for disaster. Put It truly your wedding. All planned out. Pretty Looks Really Pretty Nice. I wanted to get married in Vegas and the drive-through wedding just like my dream is get wasted one night. Let's go through the draft. These are big dream. Yeah Okay Now. I actually do have a wedding plan. But I wasn't gonNa tell everyone because it's so awesome so my second plan is do you guys know that in Vegas. You can drive through of course to get married. You probably know this route. And so yeah. I just thought it'd be really fine to get like me. And my husband like me fiance to get like an isolated we go to the Strip club. We find like the craziest stripper. We can find we head over to the drive through and a red or pink. Cadillac whatever's up for that day. And then we get married. Why is a stripper there because you have to have one witness the most eccentric stripper then we play? Keno? Take a bunch of crazy stuff and get wild. We'll so what's the dream stripper? What is that Blonde or not. I would like a little person. Like they'd be a wild time because I just got back from Miami and I spent four days at eleven that I actually can't go back these side. So it's like strip clubs. How do I can't tell you what stays in Miami Miami's stays but yeah they're like you can't come back to eleven? I was like okay. Got It. I'm sure you can come back in like six months a stripper being a witness at your wedding. That's one story to tell the kids. I mean she's right. You do have to have one whit as trill. Catch the van pump roles after show every Tuesday night on Bravo. Tv DOT COM or Bravo's YouTube channel. 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PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers

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PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers

"Take. Off. So. Much. Well Hello and welcome to watch Rod-. The podcast for all that crap. We'd love to talk about on E. broths me. Ronnie Ronnie Karen High and that's been over there being hi, how's it going good? How are you doing today? Just fabulous just fabulous over here for a vendor print rules reunion recap. It's the final episode of what we know has vander pump rules. That will never ever be like this again. Cake I will never ever be the same I, mean who knows even coming back I mean a lot of people are saying a sticker fork in it. It's over a lot of people are saying it's going to be fully revamped. Who knows who knows what the future has? If I had some of that spooky slow Mo version of the theme song to play right now I would. besties of our. As, Trixie monocle slowly drowns in the pool. Yes, well, everybody here. We are with reunion part three before we get started. Let's shout out. Some black black owned businesses, shall we? I will start. There is Compton Vegan there. 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Here is a major issue right now for first of all of us during the spent look, adorable bins and a headband, you could see it because we're on captains on demand today, so hi, everybody, watching you can see these patriotic dot com just go to Patriot and look for the command section of the sign up for that. Ben Is wearing a headband. Today's here's very very long. I'm very jealous. My hair is. Is Long. I was actually in to try to Give it a Brett tendrils because my hair is also very greasy right now, because honestly, I have not shower today, so my hair is greasy and I was like this is like a per. It's almost like Brent length so I, mean I could try to make tendrils shall I try to make a tangible live on the show here I'm GonNa pull out a piece. And drop it down. No, it's not really. Really have to do to it. Oh, that's really not a good. That's not now. It's like. Making us something you have to practice, you have to watch You have to watch like a lot of Tito's on Youtube to learn how to groom like you're supposed I've been watching this lady who tells murder. She tells you about murders while she doesn't make up Torio. It's so good, and she just starts to blink faced, and then she's like. Wow, then there was this girl you know. She was so in love with this guy and she collected dlrs. Dlrs might have recognized her from the door the door so on TLC, and she fell in love with the wrong guy. Let me tell you and she just you sit there and watch her. Put on makeup for a good twenty minutes, and she just tells you all about a murder fascinating staff. Do you ever feel like she just making up the story, she's going with it. No, you. You can google all that Shit. Trust me. I go because you know. I'm very late on the fascination with a murder that everybody everybody's been on for the past decade or so I mean I've always I was raised on that kind of stuff, so I guess I was never that fascinated, but who knew you just have a have a ladies sitting there putting on makeup and telling it to you in a way, I mean it changed my life. I man. We've been I. Think we've actually been low key on their murder trend for quite a long time. Someone actually tweeted at us that apparently we had a whole bit about Countess. Luanne Blake marrying, Steven Avery from murderer back in like episodes, three hundred and something so I mean we're that was that's. That's like nine hundred episodes ago on this show so I mean. We've been on the murder beat for quite a while well being of death. Yeah, speaking of death this entire cast. So speaking of your still predict Jacksonville, murder, somebody waiting for that to come true just want that reminder out there in every episode also this speaking of things changing very quickly. This show I mean just every week, something new and crazy Stasi in those guys. All got fired last week and this week Oh and then we got. Apology from der, Pro Vander prompt will go into during the show a little bit 'cause. It's like a Lotta Horseshoe. Has I'm sure you guys have read, but we'll go into that a little bit throughout the show, and then Stasi Fulda Roxie Hart from Chicago and right with things started to go bad, but I'm pregnant and everyone went. So by the way, so I had very mixed feelings about this pregnancy is because on the one hand. I'm just so glad that we don't have to watch a pregnancy storyline on this show, but on the other hand I am so furious that we don't get STOSKOPF pregnant on vanderbilt rules only because it would piss Jackson Britney off so badly because they wanted to be. Yes, the first ones to have a baby and vanapope rules. They've been trying to push that we. We just want start a family because they're rebranding themselves as just like good Americans you WanNa family, and so the fact that like a star, though because them to the baby storyline was like so deeply satisfying to me, just like that it was anyone that beat them. I mean there would have been the best would have been, if honestly was Tom area not that I want them to have a baby, but like it just would have pissed off. Jackson Britney's so much. 'cause Arianna as always had that story of like. People need to stop asking me when I'm going to have a fucking baby. Yeah It's crazy. It's a crazy time to not be able to drink. That's for sure. but wow, you know so things just keep on changing and now the anti-jackson movement. anti-jackson are out in full force, trying to get rid of Jack. Switch on my God. I hope that happens. That'd be very. Object, just start over okay. I think it's going to be a little harder. Though because Stasi like with Saas in Kristen, all their stuff with faith, they like talked about it. They were like it was on her podcast. It was just like full on documented and undeniable whereas. That please please please correct me if I'm wrong because I just, I'm not fully up on all the stuff. Oh my God. Is there documented stuff I'm. There's a whole game around fire Jacks or canceled Jack or something I had not been following. Look at all the evidence right there i. mean it's all was because I know that there was people. There was the stuff we talked about last week that there was rumors that Bernie. Said some racially insensitive at the the kind way to put it things about faith, but that was just sort of like. I I'm not saying that she didn't say it, but like I I. Right wasn't. but yeah, Jackson let me just go through Jackson twitter. It's a fucking horror show and a lady from ninety. Day, fiance came out and posted some comments that he had left on her thing COSC- he says something like your boyfriend's knows is huge like he needs to know star something like what you can't say to a personal like stupid jacks idiot, and that was obviously racist at which brings us to our next. That's just one of many, but that is what's bringing us to our next topic, which is Lance Bass so lance vastest week went on his podcast, and it was like what Jackson I mean. We just had what Jacks I mean. We knew that he was an asshole. But you know I called to tell Jackson I I didn't agree with it and I've seen that ninety day fiance post and said you just can't say that, and he said. What's the big deal was saying? People's noses are big. I mean Jewish. People have big noses to. Oh, Geez. Oh, see I, didn't know any of this. mean. Funny I'm laughing because search a cluster fight. Yeah, that's. Would someone is such an idiot, and you're like. Wow, the depths like like there is a very dark comedy, and all those like that someone can be such a supreme idiot, and so awful like that's actually kind of wiry laugh at so many of these shows 'cause like she's just like. How can someone be so terrible? You also what I. What I did see as I saw that Lance's husband. People come Turkey because. Turkey or Turkish or Turco, Toco or people Turkey I think or maybe. A Tarzan. That's how he wants to introduce I think. Tarzan his name stars I don't know. His husband basically tweeted out and it was like. Listen we always knew he was an asshole and we were just like really hoping that he wouldn't be an asshole and. And lands basically said. If we're going to go into business together, you have to like. Be asshole any to see some real growth, and we didn't even want to officiate the wedding, but that Jackson Lisa were begging, begging and begging, and since he was already going, he's like okay fine. I'll do it. Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah, so that's another another voice that just went on and on because people were giving him shit like why is it okay? You guys were just officiating his wedding and now to save your own ass. You're out there like Oh. We don't agree won't down with Jackson. He's like no, no, we always knew it. We didn't know all this stuff. Very Least Savannah? Like Dea every woman, the World Das, poor people. It's me Vanda pump sitting on tiny center lear, which is inside the biggest Antalya, which is inside an even biggest. Now listen. It's come to my attention that people who once worked for me might have done something bad. Which I knew nothing about it I. Know I did it's like Lisa. You gave starchy your lawyers to use against faith. What are you talking about Sean just Barra. My lawyers on the way out darling for that thing I know nothing. Kidding I own civil restaurants where the meal may not be occasional magic trick, but boom on right behind you now, but I'm still apologizing and here's what I had to say. We have many restaurants with many employees, and there are many many diverse people. There are some people who watch some people are. A little bit less wide, and some people have records, but the point is this. We have many people of many different colors at restaurants, and what you're seeing juice to fraction of our employees, so what I'm saying is we only want why people on my show? Pretty Right I. Mean that's pretty much our. It was. It was very ridiculous. It's like well I only just found out. That Jack's even working in my restaurants. That kind of bullshit apology so that that happened. Then Lance You know a few days or a couple of days. I don't even know when this interview happened really I. Find All my news at the best news source facebook groups. He he came out and said Oh. Yeah, we've I guess on the PODCAST. He said we've gotten rid of Jack's. He's no longer part of the company stepped down which I'm sure that everybody was really worried about your just add jacks or whatever the fuck. Businesses. Wasn't repacked sale Seattle's just dying to know what's going to happen to just add X.. Yes, all all. Their sales went from seven to four, so they really had changed things up. Yes, and so he said we got rid of him. And then Jacks comes out on e. the next day em line, and he's like what no. I'm still part of the company I. Don't know what they're talking about, so I thought that Jack's news to me. I thought Jackson, said no I volunteer. Step down because of all the attention. Sorry, I'm trying to fix all my like strange Brett tendrils that I like summoned by mentioning my hair in the back of like fully carrying out, but. I thought Jackson and Lance Bass was saying something like we told him Yes to go away, and then Jacks Jackson take on, it was more of. Like a heroic martyr of like well with everything, going on I thought I would just step away because I. Don't WanNa, hurt the business, Yada Yada Yada which of course jacks would would give himself that kind of. That kind of edit if that makes sense, yes, and no one has asked about beer cheese yet. Which is really what I'm talking about where you're always people who've asked about your cheese have been us. We're the only two people ask about the beer cheese, and that was the one question when he crashed our show. It's out by south, West that was the one question that got him mad. When I think I, think said like. I said like what's going on with. The beer. Cheese is like man like why guys always out trying to get me. People always trying to get think you said you're making beer cheese and I want to know where the beer cheese is. He also got mad when we made fun of his hockey. Maybe. That's got a man. Maybe that's what it was. Not the beer cheese. Well, the point is this tax is terrible and by the way, if just in case, you know you listen. Bid Up up. Rules isn't the only place you have to go to. If you want to see a little bit of racism, you can also go to blow. Deck Med breaking news my hours ago. Peter From Below Deck Med. Fire. Unit. He's barely even been bravo. He got fired for posting something extraordinarily racist it's actually horrifying I. I actually I was like what did he posed? What this idiot post and I saw it actually like sickened me on his story, so this wasn't even something that was on earth eight years ago. As far as I can tell, it looked like something posted to a story, it was so terrible. It's not even worth even bearing where it was, it was a stupid mean that he posted and Just getting so. was, giving him shit about an on twitter. Like what the FUCK DUDE! Why would you post something like that? And he's like would I've is bondage, you know. People of many races Le are into bondage and sexual and trust me. I get very sexual with every race. Oh, you fucking! Thing So Bravo basically said We are going to be re editing. The second half of a below deck mad to like minimize his appearance, and they are so like on behalf of the editors also. Well mostly like the racism is terrible, but then like these poor editors now have to like fuck in work overtime to fix all this shit. The all the story lines are probably GONNA. Give me up because dumb ass and you know I mean I'm. I'm acting like this is the worst part of this this whole thing, but like fuck you unit about that. Let's just say that just disgusting. There's GonNa. Be a lot of brief flair for sale I'll tell you that they're going to need a lot of ex. Working Editors going to be a lot of flair on these shows just briefly share. We need that brief flare to come on, and so I think that's. Pretty much all racist and problematic stuff in the Bravo universe. For today. John Luther. It actually doesn't even, but you know what we'll just leave it at there is there more. Are there more people? Oh, now now there's rumors that brandy from real housewives. The Dallas got fired. She got fired there. There's rumors that Kelly's gotten fired. She says. But we we'll see. Camera Barney's I guess at fire hat back ads. And so we'll see it's. Everybody's on the chopping block at the moment over there. It's a it's a bloodbath America. Kids over there Bravo I'll tell you that much. Rob You're out, fix along. Loop seal well. Now, we have you know. Benefit rules out three vander pump rules. The end of Andhra pump rules as we know so here we are for reunion part three Everybody's coming back from being at least doing a me. Up and and he's like is why is Tom Sandovol not here? We too many minutes to. Look. So some finally Tom Comes back from his break and. And Hey all summer long stuff is cars and Bush to get engaged, although sent bow to an early grave. Get it 'cause grave sort of runs with engage you think about there's both a long a grave. That he gave himself that proud mob. Proud cockeyed smile and the odds like wow, you got the as sound in two words congratulate. Look, so then we saw a montage of Sassy nagging Bo for a ring so really one of the more insufferable sausage montages. We've seen a best thing about this. Whole Montage was the Dixon zoomed format? So we saw so many people stay watching it and Britney is just furious if hilarious like. Notice, it need just sitting there like. Just so mad about smiling. Glimpse Act She mad because stathis engagement storyline like infringed on her. Now wait until I. Really got short shrift was Lala. Her engagement is like barely acknowledged except for when she says my fiancee, but like she's not getting any sort of. Wedding fiance kind of loved ones from the producers, and by the way I say, thank you, thank you very much. Yeah good. So everyone's laughing and stuff like Oh. My God this is like a Sal. Area seeing. And she's like I. will say this. She does her karate chop in the camera. I will say this. She met or women wanting to get engaged. Not Make the person engine hot. Try to surprise them out. Karate the camera all you do not give a fuck about people getting engaged case, stop it. Stop putting it on television I'm offended. Yeah, literally do not care if you are like if like wanting to get engaged, is not a personality. Okay, so like I'm not I'm like I. Don't care if you're waiting. If you're sitting there waiting for the ring I'm like. Does, it literally is I would rather watch badger juvenile. During an aerial yoga class watt all surrounded by. Riot hard. Like I literally do not care if the question is not been pop to you yet, like literally just like. Tell me when it's happened. I'll be there. I'll be there for the for the moment. I'm okay if you say I hope we get engaged. I hope he pops the question and I'm even I'm even there for you. I'm even okay with a story line. That's like. Should I stay or leave. Because what's the point of me? Putting in at this person's already, but I don't care about is. Are you gonNA, pose are propose when you GONNA propose. Where's my ring? Whereas my rank, whereas my ring like I, don't care about any of it. Okay, none of it, I don't these are just basic things we all do. It's like people who have weeklong birthdays. Fuck that fuck you. It's like people who are like. Hey, guess what it's quarantine time, but my kids graduating from high school, so let's all drive around the house for two hours, so we can say hi in a fun way that only we're going to give you your arm germs. Okay, it's like I. I. Just want to pass by with empty diet coke cans and throw with the kids like me. So then we get another montage of SAUCIER MBO fighting about. Getting engaged because they get the first montage was wears the ring and the second one was. Are, you going to pop the question and so so Andy's asking why saucy was crying so much that one? There was like that one dinner that we were supposed to care about where they went out to dinner and she thought she. She thought that boat was gonNA propose, and then he didn't and so. She like lost her mind. The Wall it's because he had a mike pack in his pocket, and just like a ring box Mike Packs. Do not look like ring boxes. Okay now you're just seeing things wherever you go. Yeah, but that's just pure lunacy. Is Rectangular as well. Did you think that was a ring? Picking any kind of rectangle or thing. I went to the supermarket, and there was an entire sack of wedding rings like those were sardine-tin. This now I'm pretty sure wedding rings. So Tom Schwartz is like. Oh, so what sexier appeanas bowls or ring bulls well? Tom You live at urine, Must Hollywood. You should know that sometimes. A ring bulge can be a penis bulge. Warren Jackson case it was. I really have his ring in his penis as we saw. So, and it's like Christie. And Carter said Carter told Bo that he needed to thank you for setting them up. You agree and she's like Oh my God. No I. DON'T AGREE WITH CARTER Like resent every seen after that. was you cheering on Carter and being like yes, Carter? Stopped trying to kiss their ass. They don't want to be your just stop. Okay, got exactly losses, your pathetic point and sauces like but you were defending him in every interview did up to this moment, but I do appreciate you saying no right now sell Chris. Always was that he was defending me and like I, don't respect. And she tries to say something and Lollygag. Now just leave it at you. Don't support Carter just like Noah. I. Don't I don't even know. I stand on the stupidest. You but I do know one thing. I don't want to hear your voice on it like I really don't care what you have to say. Right now I am out. Suppliday went off about crop tops while she was wearing a crop top dress. La La I feel betrayed by you because you were supposed to be our hero and you've turned into this. For you, we were all rooting for you so any like well lead the you share had your share of unruly bartenders and defiant waitresses, and by unruly defiant. I Made Racist. This year was here. Turn managed the managers themselves So, then we see a montage of Max and Danika. and Andy's like lease. Love sure you wouldn't continue to employ Max Danika if they weren't good at their jobs, so we'll take some good managers. Andy just won't do say I. Only just found out we had managers, and if I'd realized this I would've Ottoman long time ago. I had no idea that was a thing. Cold Sexual Harassment Anti. Bloom my. Aimed when I. Came out and I want to assume every dog in the world I will not let one of my managers try and stick his stinky inside of youth. Thank you. I thought Danika was the name of new blend thought it was a brand names when they said data is acting up. I said, get a new blend. We can't go another night without pureed. Beat seep, and then she but for real guys. She's the thing that makes special, is it? He puts him serve many hours now. Would I prefer that he wasn't banking staff of rules, but with Danika, the thing is he needs to grow up and soft and opposite. Just get so black and white, and being just gets it wrong over there. You know I mean. You're yelling at Danika Max's the one fucking everybody into restaurant causing appro. How's that? Okay? Yeah, it is! You don't have a central HR unit there but. no, it's totally fucked up because first of all when she's like well, he's the reason why he's such. A good manager is because he puts in so many hours, and he's also a great bartender. Who can step in whenever? Wow I. Wonder like is that like Those rare skills in l., A. Mac, the only one who is capable of putting an hours and mixing A. It just feels like such a cop out. She's with the staff loves him okay I'll give a little bit of that, but of course it seemed like the staff is like also sleeps with him and by the scenes with him. To the staff and when she's like now, when do I wish he wouldn't sleep with the staff? Yes. You are the boss you say. Do Not Sleep with the staff. It's as simple as that you write a memo and say there shall be no sleeping with the staff. These are your employees, and you are opening us up to liabilities by sleeping with the staff. Let alone the fact that it's also just like fucked up. I mean that is basically sexual harassment well not. Even with two ending adults, it's just it's fucked up because that's a workplace and it always ends badly. Yeah and this show. It's a little weird, because everybody fucks each other on the show. That's what shows about, but they're not working with each other now I. Guess You could make the argument that peters hooked up with people before or whatever but. I mean the thing is this I mean it's sort of? It's sort of also an unfair question in a weird way at Ashley. Because basically Max is, they are not because he's a great manager. He's there because he's a character shown seats with everyone, and so it's basically A. it's like a soap opera, right? So now Lisa has to pretend like there's a real like administrative reason why he's there, which is like though she probably is like because he's people, find him good looking. Then he sleeps with people in grits. Drama like that's really what the answer is. Getting on him, she's like getting on him and you know okay. The reason is like causes drama and he's supposed to do that, but then it's a problem with Danika. Every time problem with the guy. She attacks the woman. You know we're used to seeing that sadly enough for men all the time, but when it's the woman, it's like come on Lisa every single time. You're going to take the guy's side every single time this whole. FUCKING WELL EPISODE Yeah exactly I mean the issue of Danika is that she she messed up an order, but that table one time and she pushed Brett Willis. She hands on bread, wheelies and UM. Basically she said that Bradley Savannah Pump had bought for each other. That's really the problem for release. That's where she goes next. She's like 'cause raquel sticks up. I? She's like. Is All said it manager in the world. She knows table numbers and leases like listen I think she's been downright rude and look I hate to make this personal, but I do have a personal issue when she's going on national television saying I'm having an affair with Brad. Now that pisses me off. Your the one joking about fucking Brat in every episode that you see him. You're the one about the joke that he's so hot and you WANNA Fuck Brat. He wants to fuck you. What are you even talking about? So then? We see the clip of Danika doing this on the after show and she did not say that they. Say They were having an affair? She said like she's grossed out by the fact that they're trying to do this I'm like mother, son kind of thing because they're both hot and both probably fantasize about each other, which is a very different thing. It's actually A. Cheeky comment that sort of cheek comment at least Vanderbilt makes left and right about everyone and everything under the sun, but it clearly hit a nerve by the way because Leeza has never been bothered by. I have children I have a husband. Bouffy Slough Cheeky Diamonds Roseanne. Hanky panky cotton on. Ballerina raccoons! We're very hurt by watching Vata. We I also have Richardson that is a reference to someone who was not why two is sort of on the show a little bit once every three seasons so Chris like Donegal oh. You're lucky that you have a job. Because like all I was manager Cadet Oh. By the way I'm just like imagining right now i. just had this vision of Pandora watching Dana's interview and being like. Me You're having an affair with Pratt mummy. Just like it'll cloak little lantern, coming into the just comes into the room with a little lantern through the fog. I had something to other mummy. Dora, she's like Yeah, all I did was one manager to second Dick and then Jackson. Jackson is trying to pipe it and like. I got married. And, 'cause like I'm Lisa I'm lying. Sorry like that. But, like obviously, I know you're not my fucking. Brat but like surf that came out the wrong way I. Guess I'm also my nose. My muscles are completely collapsing during the course of this WHO. Really came out the wrong way. Knows Holzer her like this by this point. Completely collapsed okay, this is why people start injecting things. Are even breathing. Structural integrity ever nostrils has come under review. So at least has. Definitely came out the wrong way. Thank you very much I've been married for thirty seven years. I have two children. One really another. That's a busboy. Why took under my wing? And then there's also cedric who was my child at one point, but anyway I don't need to hear that. Spoof E. G.. O.! Diamonds Rouge. Ted Demand Camp she'd been made me. It's time for commercial. It's time for CRAP INS comedy show. 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I, Apologize Lisa in Tom but like like I just like I felt backs out because like I mean I didn't know like I. I didn't know why you didn't Mike Meals. A sudden like you're like always like hooking me up with your friends I was like who what exit signing you're looking at right now. There's literally nobody in your house dude he was like. Hat's just looking around like thing. Yet. That's why he was mad Danika. Because, you were like hooking me up with your friends. I just thought I, felt backstabbers, Brett, and Max. Do, a really good job of just painting themselves as these poor guys who've just been the victim of women because down 'cause like Ya know I'm annoyed because what happens. Is You fucked these girls? And then I'm working with them. And then they are complaining the entire time, and like it's like annoying we now, and he's like I'm still talk to them this to this day. Well not so much talk to them, but we like follow each other instagram, which is the same talking so i? Don't see your point. Yeah, she's like. Well, she says that and he's like well. That's not true and like you're the one like hooks me up with girls, and then like you get out of me like it's like going to the bar, and then getting me saw mean like Brett. Do you want a shot and then I take the shot, and then you call me an alcoholic because I took the shot. But guess what. If you're alcoholic and you took the shot somebody offered you. You're still in alcoholics like you're not magically not an alcoholic for that shot, yeah! Exactly it's called. Use judgment like you can have standards for yourself. You can say you know this. Is Robin a good idea for me to sleep with this girl? Because there are a million girls in Los Angeles, a million outside of Sir and the the whole vander pump empire and then. You know who's been standing up for Jackson hole time so I guess we shouldn't really be surprised by this answer. She goes dental, or do you have a problem? Because like I? Think that you wanna Fuck Max and that's all I. Hear from you right now as you want. To be fair, I also hear a bird version of Morrissey seminal hit the more you ignore me for call. Kakaako call Cuckoo Cuckoo, call anyone else no. uh-huh, getting pretty dramatic in here. Call Kakaako! Call Call Call Call Call! Call, call, call call. Cow. Fickle coca-coca could talk car. Cook. Could call. Sorry. That was my weird version of electric slide by a bird Gog. Gaga all right. Now Stop. coca-cola Cook Cook. Cook Coca coca-cola Cook Hey Nervosa. macaca mccaw. A little bit of Cocco on the side, a little bit of Cock Oma mud a little bit of cock. Is that he wants to listening to me. You Cook on number five, so the dogs are barking of course because it's Jackson Britney Morons don't know how to put their dogs in the bathroom like everybody else K.. Tax You guys chill. And Bogus guys. Why don't you just like the dogs in a room and Brittany's? Can here you? God they are like this is actually the thing that may have piss me off the most about them. Over the overall three episodes was indignant like behavior attitude over the handling the dogs, because clearly they've all been told to get. To like to put there to take care of their dogs and the fact that they won't and that they are like now matt other people. I'm like this represents everything with them brings like. Yeah, we can hair you and Jackson. It's just going to happen when you have dogs. Just GonNa happen like. Put Your dogs in a cage in a room anywhere in a basement and the not in the car, but like somewhere and their long they are. It's like if you start to McDonald's monopoly board. supersize every day. What are you GonNa? Do just let your does your board. Well and then Brittany Goes I. Don't understand what this meant. She goes well. The equipment is going bad. The equipment's going bad what I don't know. It's like well. Listen, we do have dogs. Okay, and we're supposed to get a babysitter and say we'll. There's also a pandemic going on and I don't want my dog. Actually like people just don't want. To ask. Please I'm feeling I feel Jackson as the first person I. If you go through Jackson Social Media I'm sure he has tweets about. Let's open up this country. Let's country he'd be the first one 'til like us. An excuse you. Finally, he acted. He had a tweet. It was like Oh, after he was trying to be LMS for like two days or whatever he had a tweet that was like Oh, so we all have to stay in, but it's okay to protest. I guess that's the number told me about that. So and he's like well. Listen guys guys I'd love to fight about your dog some more, but I really love to pave it to slash aiming senile cake. Absolutely Fun All right. Let's just music video, James. You're no stranger to terrible youtube. Youtube produced music videos. So think about that and he's like well honestly and they thought it was pretty own. Pretty, Raunchy and the. Monks on man. A really needed on rig needed more blue paint being thrown on her face. Okay, how about just like big streams of pain just falling on her boy? That's how you do a music video unday Mino fucking James over there shooting music videos with La. La. WHO'S GONNA tone? So Andy like Brad you said that Shema violated you. Let's go with the she shoe again because I was fun discussion and he's like Okay I. Get it. That was dramatic. It's what I actually meant to say. was and she accustomed off and. On your. Arm! You don't want to. Explain our guy stopping such a better. No probably. Probably, not the best up tactic to take. I think one thing that we're learning is that we're not blaming the quote. Unquote victims wherever we're not saying you should've spoken up. As much is a victim. Address say! I'm not saying that bread is a victim, but I'm just saying. She knows correct. Take I think she should just. I think you just lean to the fact? That bread is TV it's because he is. He is fully to face. And Jackson's like. I came downstairs and I heard something about a blowjob La. She offered a blowjob and he said. Who Does that? Who does that I mean whenever I go. Whenever I go to orange theory I mean like I know I never get blow jobs at the gym. Never ever ever so Anyway, go on question. Yuccas Atkins Jackson's thing is that he never watches the show, which is such a lie because you know that he watches that said like twenty times an episode. Yay Twenty up. He watches every episode Twenty Times so anyway. She knows like Air Wise. I jaw okay. La La makes those jokes like what she's really going to give him a blow job for a Range Rover yes. Yes? She's given so many fucking blowjobs. She's in a mansion right now in the hills. Yes, he. Gave a blow job for a ranger over. That wasn't a joke. This is not a good argument. This. Do you see where she is broadcasting from? Okay? Do you see it this? You want to use la La as corroborating witnesses in Okay Sina. Yeah never never never tried to emulate Lalas behavior. Okay? How about that? Well so I was just trying to be plenty I'm thinking like how am I going to pay you money? Okay, like a girlfriend status or money or like I. Don't know like. Maybe we'll get married sometime because he's connection or money. You know something like that, but she. You did like bread to do thought that. You could get together well I mean. I'm just saying that we might clip. Actor now and then we see a clip of Sina starting to cry where she's like, but matter Bob I don't want to be made him I. Really don't. Don't like sure he's nice and everything I really like him like he's great, my. Horse stable like I opted not worse than like Seriously I don't want Arou-. She's like. Just, like wanted him to be like a friend and like I'm like a floaty person. I'm single and like anyone who knows me knows that I'm also like good comedy, and so one of my favorite bits is the be like I'm GonNa, blow, job or money or something, which is like a classic, so it's just like a law is like a lot right now and breath. See Oh. The camera winking himself Andy Es. Charlie's like so jolly just so quickly on your date with Bradlow that allow and she's like a and jacks goes because he doesn't belong to sugar. DADDY DOT COM. That's why. You're the one who's friends Lala. You're the one I was like rumored to literally have been. A horde acts like. Give me a break I like. Are you seriously gonNA come after somebody jerk? Charlie's basically like i. just felt like weird, because like the whole sheet I knew about the situation. She knows like one of the few people who would like my to me so. When I like went on that brand I just like too much, so I took myself out of that situation. He starts shit talking Sheena. Like that's what Brett did on that day all he wanted was like trying seen in trouble. He always does that, so Brett's like well. This is what and then the line of saying this is. Why can't have friends that are girls? Because you? You guys like you take you take things to another level day. I realized that Brett shares a lot of. DNA with Carl from Summer House like that like that very like trying to himself as this Nice Guy, who's just being honest. And sounds like the victim to these crazy women, who toy with his heart and emotions, when he just trying to bare his soul to them, you know he's like trying to get people like he flirts with people to try and get them to like him, and then he acts like they're crazy for. He's asked leaving them basically now he's trying to make. That yes, that is an amazing term. So. Charlie I can just go home and writing in your diary then whatever? I mean Charlie is amazing, so then where she Brennan now well up until I saw the last three episodes. He's at darn quarrel. I'm going to be so for up. Your astronaut arena apology. That, you're going to be like so happy like when I take back everything I sad so I'm just sort of like sitting. Here are still waiting. I don't know do I. Have to give them like a job or something for him to say at this job. So, he laughs. He's like. He loves in away like Oh senior. You're so full of Shit, but then he goes. Yes I. Did say that because in the moment I felt bad, but you know like it doesn't just because I'm not saying that now. It doesn't mean that I felt that way in the moment and Malo clowns all palms. which is not necessarily wrong, but the fact that she indeed herself looks like a circus clown at this moment doesn't help, but she. Just Had trying to. Not Trying to genetic shame her just the fillers. She has cloud fillers clouds if clowns were to get fillers. Clowns were to get fillers. They would look like that. They're getting bigger by the second I'm telling you. They're growing during this reunion by going to have to clown feet. You know those like she's Redfin. She's going to be sending red balloons. All these people in the Cath and we'll be careful so. You. Look Down Storm Gutter and there's Lalla. Hey, she shoe! Ah! DIST- ruin your life with Innuendo changes. Really it really does so. Brat is like Oh senior okay I'm sorry for making you think that I wanted something even when I made it as clear as possible to anyone who would listen that I didn't which? Is Brad. It's not how bad he's. He's making every article I'm sorry you're so in love with me okay. Yeah. Sorry! Sorry that I misled you. Even though any idiot could tell. I was being perfectly clear and not misleading. It was so you're not apologizing and you're framing yourself to somehow be this like this guy who so valiant and noble who people can't help, but like misunderstand. When you did say to her that you were going to apologize left and right, and now you're walking it back, but somehow to saying like sorry. For misleading, not apologizing for being dishonest, and she's like, but here's the thing I want you to apologize for his. You're saying one thing to my face and then behind my back. You're saying all this other stuff and he's like Oh. Okay? We'll look I'm sorry if I. Gave You the wrong impression, and do you live to only fuck me? Okay? I'm sorry about hot I'm sorry. Dick Mataya. And, he also says you're you're you're so defensive about it? which is like like major major sliding right there? Yeah, so Areana. Who's still the drunk queen on a bar with a Martini you know like host and carry. Hair. Life She's like Oh. Really well listen. It's not sorry for the wrong impression. Say sorry for say one thing to her face, and then something else on her back, and he's like, but I don't believe I did that area. She's all right then. You'RE NOT GONNA. Apologizing that's that. Van Orient I I apologize I apologize. That sheena misled you to believe that I was being to face. So you know even though I clearly wasn't being that way. Yeah, so then we asked Gary on about her depression and she's like I'm going to. But y'all still sucks. Depression side in custody Christian space and she's doing prayer hands I noticed that, too. She's like supporting your hand over. A hand Maggi pray hand emoji. seriously. She's like. I'm feeling fear depression also Hashtag blessed. That's it. Actually the real news year is that I caught a fly between my hands, and I'm just waiting for the right moment to let it free, so you guys can all see it as a moment of my blossoming person personality. All the flies free. So next stop Andy is like wow Britain jacks might of Anna Fairytale wedding. But when they came home, she realized Zach left dollars very persona back at verse sales. You're that right brewers sales. OUCH, Ouch! Wow, that's an embarrassing name for a castle. All just mentioned enver sales you got married in a fake castle with mispronounce names, so your from here in the clips of Jackson. Just being a fucking monster rage texting. texting everybody you know slut shaming kristen for having a sex video and trying to bring that on camera when he's the innocent one is like. How could you try and make me look bad on camera? I mean just hypocrite. Hypocrites sought after Hypocrite Jackson. Basically yeah, we get the shot. That was my favorite of Brittany's through the season. Because I've just wanted her to admit this this entire time when she said well. Know when he was that person, so they'll have to deal with it. That's right. You fucking do am I. Hope he just listened to that clip over and over 'cause the feelings are if you ain't gonNA happen sister. And during this entire montage of Jackson's being terrible, Britney's try to. Laugh like crazy. Look at all those antics of Jack's well America sweep couple well, what could be a well on my goodness? Gracious? Yoga your guy. You're cool guy. And then the clip of him being like. My brain. It's like sprained. Like I've got US rain rain, okay like. Problems like he can't be mean to. People have mental problems. Like. How am I supposed to stay? Stay with my wife when I'm just going crazy, just crazy. And comes back and bring us shoe. She, you and Andy. Jacks seemed to spiral at the end of every summer, and he's like well. Good now I'm good now you know the the the downfall at the end of the summer Andy! Like incredibly working on myself, Andy and he's like how how are you working on yourself and he goes. Well. You know like I work on it. You know like wings. and Coke and random holes in the general vicinity of the gym that. Helping I'm working out and we're. Just trying to be a better person. That's all just trying to just trying to be a better person, which is like so like vague. Unspecific easy rhetoric to throw it someone to deflect away and Ariana's like Can we move onto a different subjects? We don't spend the last forty five minutes. Does reunion on the stupid thing brings like? Even though Jack, and then, of course, the other thing that happens a lot is that Britney will start saying something, and then jacks like jumps on socially I live yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Don't be. Rude, yeah there. That's a terrible couple at a kid sports game. There's always that terrible couple. WHO's like the other team? Know, they're the couple were like the rules. Don't apply to them. Which is why their dogs were our everyone else in the cast like this has a dogs. By the way in case you didn't notice lease of anti-trump literally has the entire population of Idaho's dogs in her living room, and she. Even she found ways. She's rich. She could start more pretty easily. I mean so somewhere. In the basement with a sea of dogs, just trying to like keep them all quiet, but but the point is as everyone found a way to keep the dogs quiet except for them, right, it's like oh well, we just can't you know the rules? Don't apply to them, and it's probably Jack leading that charge then. Brittany just is like a blind defender to his bad behavior despite what she said so. My Dogs I love it. I am so no because. I get really triggered by sanctimonious dog owners I'm sorry, everyone. We all know it doesn't mean that dogs are bad. It doesn't mean that dog owners are Bat I'm saying sanctimonious dog owners, the ones who were like well I know my dog is good, so it doesn't have to be on a leash I know my dog would never do. This is not a problem. I've told the story many times many many times that one time I went to a dinner party, and this guy was talking about his dog, and I just ask theoretically like. I was curious. If your dog over tax them on. What would what would happen well? My dog would never attack anyone I was like. No, I'm just saying like directly. What would you have to do and he goes well? My dog wouldn't attack anyone, so it's not even an issue. Well. What sort of dog do he goes? He goes half pit, bull, half, Wolf, and I was like I'm done I'm done I'm not gonNA. I'M NOT GONNA deal with this. So that's what they they remind you that like that. Of. People who think the rules don't apply to them and then get mad at everyone else for being like annoyed at them. We'll have been makes you feel better. People like that. Get a lot better when they have children. Children a well, that's true. We I think we all know that chiltern fix everything's yeah. They fixed. Guys get my parents. They're just thrilled to be alive and together so anyway. Ariana's like. Yeah, this is the same shit. Carry on. It's in a different place today I've just thrilling up, you know. Martini in my mind like this is just the same shit as every other reunion like work in progress work in progress. Blah Blah Blah. And then we get some good briefly are here I? Don't know I. Don't whichever editor did this? If bree if this was your parting gift to Vanda pump rules God, bless, because then we get a montage of every single banner pump reunion of Jack's declaring that he's a work in progress every single one so good and taxes so Mavin. That clip is shown. He's like well. Look, I'm going to be a work in progress to my life. Like when he want. I'm Working Progress GEICO FAIRFAX AND Braille you literally contradicted yourself. I'd like to show you. How much in this trumpet sell us a calm down the trumpet? I will tell you how much you contradict yourself right after I'm done going to bother him by. So Jackson's like listen I was around with you. Guys didn't get along. I mean come on, come on Tom. Your friends would come to my house from Saint Louis and stay with me, 'cause you guys didn't get along and he's like. Well not. Criminal Vouch for me. The one I called a compulsive liar in the clip. We just watched. My witness. She's like your actor witness. You know the one about having sex with me for months and areas liaise. For me. seriously then Ariana gets out of a chair and like Jackson's father Jackson. Jackson or she starts doing his dance. She's like I. AM drunk I don't Care Jackson's bother. Folk you you're cool Raquel. Fuck you, so you want to have a real conversation, 'cause you're act like a child. CONGRATS good for you. Suddenly, I like so angry right now like like. I am just like at level fourteen out of ten pretty much because the dog shit so when Bernard. Shaw you act like a child I'll tell you acting like a child your husband at all times. Okay and I. Don't care when she says. I have to take my husband I yell at him on since. The amount I don't believe it I do not believe it. I I believe. Do some token yelling. Somebody can say you yelled, but I do the way that Brittany yells at the other people, but but really gives a pass to Jack's itis something. nope, Nope, nope, I don't care if you yell at him behind the scenes. Who Cares I, don't I? He's an asshole period. The fact that you tied yourself to that you did the. Issues, then Tom is like what you say, you want to be person, but then you start tweeting and tweeting all these fucking lies lies lies on. Everybody's cracking up because Jackson's. Stand on this you know and Ariana. Still like you still want this the last topic the reunion to be around Jackson. He's like Oh because you were so awesome. Just so you're so perfect. You Never Mirror. A. Perfect. Kuka. and Ariana goes. I'm carpet and she starts yelling. Cameron clapping at them like I'm a garbage per se. That's why I'm on this show. This kind of One of the most brutally honest moments in the history of Bravo. So so. How garbage or do you WANNA talk about yourself being garbage. That's fine, but I don't want to hear this hero Shit. You know and he's like. Oh well. This wasn't a few you area on I got married I married now so awful, so hey, Jack! Why are you still pissed at Max's beach? Cleanup Day and Jackson. Andy I woke up and I just wasn't. I would just like in a bad mood and I just didn't feel like driving to Malibu when they're three park right here. That are full of trash full of trash. I'm like just say he didn't WanNA. Go, which is actually. He does ultimately say that. I will give a reluctant to Jack's. He's like this. I DIDN'T WANNA. Go which I. Think is totally fair, but but he's a tra-. twenty-five cars to save the world I mean these perks are full of trash. I'm like okay. Don't act like you have some alternate environmental cause to go along with. You didn't WANNA go. You want to stay home and jerk off and play with Kinsley. On everybody's giving him. Sit about that like come on, Jackson Brittany's like what is the truth? And Crystal. Don't say for the environment I mean. Give me a break and a as well. And I had a good time to. The Blah Blah Blah and she starts like going off on them. It's accessing. Let her he's like it wasn't a bad hand. It wasn't even about Max. Look I I apologize this time. I apologize like five hours after it happened was like a record for me. The might give the fake apology out I. Mean you see it takes like until the reunion? So you're welcome your? And then they cut to footage of like five hours afterwards and just him rage texting everyone again. Don't part of your all disinvited y'all disinvited. Did they even get into. They even get the reunion. Even touch on the rival parties pool parties. I don't think it did no. Oh. Yeah, and yet it didn't end weeks ago. Yeah, I can't even remember and today even owing to talk a little bit about that police prank, but yeah, anyway, so Jackson Jackson Jackson. It's like listen. Listen I. Mean Come on. I'm very good at apologizing. Always apologized like I'm really good at it. He's like. I don't think you really good in apologizing because I've seen you apologize over and over again at reunions and not mean it well I meant it this time. He just gives Andy that evil like I'm GonNa Spank you. If you don't put down the Goddamn boxer fruity pebbles in the store and he said No. Yeah and Jackson's like Andy I mean. Haven't you just like apologized people and just like not meant it just to get by and is like. Not Really. Wasn't that. Jack summed up in one small question. I mean there you go everybody like Jackson James. Yeah. How could he say well this apology? I really meant and NC. Haven't you ever just apologized? Just you can move on like okay so. Thirty! So he's like come on, and the adult believe that and then Brittany's like you know, Oh, points things guy i. don't know what I wrote there I don't know. When, in doubt, just he's a cool guy gu-guy. Right now looks like to apologize, but maybe put some sunglasses on. You'd see your real cool. So Andy has one of his best questions of all time because Britney. Is it daunting to realise you'll have to apologize for Jackson behavior for the rest of your life and she's like it's hard. Listen you can't. The first free Fredonia Frito. Pie. He's already Saudi free, though and he's going to be tough and taxes like listen. Why are you pigeonholing me to be the rest of my life like I mean come on out. No one's perfect, NO BURP! He loves doing that Deflection, but it doesn't even make sense why you pigeonholing meet the rest of my life. I don't think that's the proper use of pigeonholes. Also afraid of all the pigeons whose holds you're going to try to find so andy is like listen. I'm not trying to be an asshole Our eighth reunion and it's the same conversation with just some different people I mean like I don't even have to ask if anyone's had a boob job anymore, because it's just the same shit over and over again. And Jackson like well. You know we're tight group, Abby. Goes Yeah Right. Brittany's like. We just gotta own up for stuff he shouldn't have. Just own up to Jacks and area I'm a work in progress. Around The. Ladies who launch. Jackson I thought I was doing better. Okay, like of course. I'M GONNA. Have some bad days, and then Stacey tries to explain like you are instilling fear in our house and bring me is making a scared of hurting her feelings, so we can't say anything to Brittany and we have to be honest with you. Okay and taxes like well when it comes from you, it's fine and areas like Oh, when it comes from Stasi. It's fine, but anyone else. Yeah. Exactly and by the way like this is another example of. Would anyone be friends with this couple? At this point right? Because he, he operates on a like, his whole Mo is if you say anything against me lead. We're not like like I'm. Like. Reign of terror is gonNA come from me. And then with her. If you say anything against Jacks, it's GonNa be a whole SOB story. I've friends, so you can't like. The point is this. You really shouldn't be in a situation with with two friends. Where are hard truths to say? Like that that you can't say like how about friends class. In, and they do it over and over again and the rest of this reunion, which is hilarious and I love that she spelled it out so clearly ev literally like in the next five minutes. Brittany like turns her head. Decry them and. Turning. Literally, but how about you be friends with people that you don't even have to bother saying mean like saying hard truths to right. How about you just be friends with people who are like nice and cool who you don't have to worry about like how they're going to take your your kind criticism, right? With them I guess, but then the other part of that is like. If you have to be friends, the because you're on TV okay I get that, but don't stand up for him every fucking. You. Know like this reunion. was them like you can't talk like that Charlie. How dare you speak Jack that way, have the. But then they drained like act like they're taking a strong stance later when they're not and they never. Do you know just so hypocritical? I agree so so what was? His reaction to Jack, he has mental problems and he's like well. He obviously does he know he. He got up and down up and down. I mean it's like it's not a fucking last, so please. Let let me hear what you have to say. Please and she. was like well. He probably does have issues and like my best advice to him. Is like find a therapist? Because that's what you do, okay and sandoval like yeah. Well and and he's like well. Listen La La that ran recommended a good double fried chicken sandwich. Tell me where. I heard that ran found. A great therapist named Colonel Sanders. and was like Andy Haden just record. He actually paid for that. La La. I'm having trouble. Hearing you. Your lips are so big. It looks like you're just a little girl in a well at this point, could you? Ask. Those balloons around your lips. Flat and you're actually hovering near a ceiling fan. We want to make sure you're safe, so come on down. Yeah, he didn't struggle. Mama Andy He paid for that, so shunned Jackson. Even show up and Jackson. No, you're my boy jobs. You know you're my boy. Yeah, oh by way there's also talk that Randall stopped following Jack's on Instagram I. Don't know if Oh, yeah, we'll Lila. This is typical to you. Know while it comes an act so nice, but always seen of La La is she will be friends with the most popular person you know. The second th-this people got in trouble. She totally did everybody and it was like I'm calling faith you. You know when the rumor was. She pulled a knife on faith and was saying that she was hiding all this stuff around her house to see if eighth was gonNA. Steal it all of this stuff. When all this shit went down, she immediately called faith in the stops, being friends with everybody Salah. You know she, doesn't she? She's done it all season. That was sort of thing with James. She made up with James and the. She couldn't be nice to James because the girls wouldn't let her, so, she had to like James again you know. Yeah I also feel like if it had been someone else who had like five way for people who didn't actually watch the show what happened was that Randall found a really good therapists allegedly and set up not only set up an appointment for Jacks, but also paid for, and then Jackson show up. Now and then Lalla just like you know you're my boy. You're my boy and I. Love You so much, but like other peop-. What I hate is that lake? She was really rude to someone like Arianna all season long who has always been Ariana and Tom have really been in las corner for like years when people other people weren't. And but now she has put her she's. She's now like a not faith, but she's. She's really gotten behind the Jackson and and for what look. He's an asshole like you. Did something really nice. Randall did something really really nice, believe it or not, but when Jack. fucking, Jackson therapy. He's the highest paid. They shouldn't have to accept the point. Is this like her like her judgment is terrible. Terrible, so see Sandoval is like yeah, 'cause. He doesn't WanNa do shit about it. That's why and he doesn't care and Jackson like. What is Pick Jack Session. I classic and then Britney Justice Dossey told them they were doing and then Brandon I. Don't even love. Their big goal betty okay. Your dime your friends spent like forty five thousand dollars on your ten event wedding. Okay, I think they like you. Love. Lou Economic. Jackson. Must Nice, but like it's my meemaw cocaine me. Mom going to take you. We're GONNA. Go shopping now. GonNa see you. Long. Even live. Living with my. I guess our friends, though even love what part of Randall buying a therapy session for Jackson's not showing love to you. Come on, Joe, maybe take a randall. So. Lalas likes turns red. Turn. Brian Jacks guys are people I Ryder dive. A Brittany like. Puts up like a hair wall. She liked looks away. It's. Like if you if fantastic SAMs models were three d. you know those pictures when you go, get your haircut it a cheap place. Bad highlights like to the side. You know I'm Su-. Want so we're face and she's like. Mom. And Say I. Try not to cry because I like the nothing to Y'all I've done nothing to Ya'll. Guy. Oh God. It's so sandoval. Senegal starts now getting mad, because because Jackson's saying that everyone's make it was dixit me. This is what everyone does making digs to know. It's always at the at the end of the at the end of the at the end of seasons always day. Jack Sticking Oh, man, like we just want to help you. Do you see I'm not even talking about you Tom? I'm talking about like everyone else. Go Oh. It's not Utah Insignificant Okay. IT'S NOT UTAH. You're just a bad friend. Okay, my Tom! Tom! So then Brennan. Does this whole thing the end of the day? That's my husband I'm GonNa. Take up for him and no one notices that they do the same shit sometimes. I'm like you know I think you want to feel like you're taking your some noble cause like you attack you created that noble cause for yourself. It's like me finding a piece of shit on the street. And then someone comes to clean it up and saying listen. No, no, you can't clear way that shit because this is my shit and I have to take up for it. I have to take up for it. It's like. Ben Take up for a different 'cause, not that piece of Shit Industry and also stopped sitting in the streets then. I'm sorry it was Kingsley do all the same things to. Bake and COLLINA. Park rind a pig andy. Mother in. An. Gout a therapy guy. And therapy. I`Ma go person. I'm a garbage person. A person garbage do out the garbage wants me to do. Do you want to hear the coffers of that because I'm got one. Claw Cocoa Cocoa. Cool Cocoa Cocoa Mariposa. Jack. We started therapy last week. which I'm so sir so. Letting macaroni and cheese councils therapy well, not that kind of therapy. It doesn't this house. Watch your mouth. What your dirt! Therapy, not that kind of therapy. So Britney's well I. Do want to execute better a work on it all the time like it's like a piano class. You know maybe just keep. Like I'm always yelling at them and. Goes I hate that for you I hate. I hate that for you. So then. Jackson like Oh, come on like who were Tom area anyway like who cares what town airing thing like? Saddam Schwartz of all people is a little bit of a voice. Of Reason. He's like no jacks. No, this is a good thing It's a good thing like the time I I brought skittles for Baba. So like you've talked about having mental health issues, and we're saying just be more proactive instead of saying instead of doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results be proactive I mean I don't know a proactive really means, but I hear it's really cool. It. I'm pro actors. You know I always really like actors. You know what I do when I. Have Problems is I. Start taking walk on the beach and then don't remember what happened for the next twelve hours works every time right papa. which point now? Tom has like three beans at a burst. Identify their entire rooms, just like bloody SPS, you say. Something man, it's exhausting A. I'm I'm racking my brain trying to help you tags. I'm racking my brain and jacks goes I. Don't need any help. I don't even mean. By just had mental issues, okay? On my mental issues, you guys just need help. Two million, so the yelling at each other in that segment, and and then and he's like okay. No one get up and then everybody just gets up. Yeah. So Jackson. I feel like Andy always has something against me I. Don't know what it is. It's like Oh the nurses. The Narcissism Complex rears had yet again and he goes oh Lee. Against you. I got the skin, but is wearing down over the years Ami. Yeah, it's called too much micro derm abrasion from groupon jacks okay. You look like you look like a piece of chicken. This being wrapped up to go okay. Like Stop Stop. So. Kuku I'm sorry, would you say? This is the remnants of Kuku. Yeah, so and he's like my job is a call people out music but I'm the best. I've ever been on the best I've ever been, and then what I have three bad day as three bad days come. I love how he can't keep his story straight like his those the story leading up the wedding is that he's a changed man, and everything is great and I'm the best of the best of me is the best of Jacks, but then his story after the wedding was I'm losing my mind. I can't think I. Want Her people I. Don't know what I'm doing I'm unraveling. Which one is it jacks? Which one is this the best of you or is this? The like I need help. I need to have a work in progress. Andy tells them but I think. The problem is is that you don't watch the show Jackson okay, because there's a disconnect because you don't see what we're seeing and I'm responding to shed. Tapping on the show, you know, what am I supposed to do and he's like. Oh, well if I slip up just a little bit. It's all we talk about. He's like were watched the show. Okay? Yeah, and he's like. Did you see what happened to start seeing Kristen last week? Okay, it's not just you okay. We grill all of you. Sort of well just fired the girls, but not you. He'll get in. That's my boy of saying that Jack Acts like he's the only one who gets shit on this show. Know Y'all get a lot of shit, so stop acting. Jackson already been fired. There is no fucking way. Jacks is coming back to this show. He will be fired right. I think he will be at this point because the the the. I think the momentum online is getting pretty strong. I mean who knows what the shows even coming back. Who knows so andy like? They'll just revamp. Though just have on the. Andrew Pump. So? Yeah so and Islam. Yeah you gotTA. Do you gotTA. Watch it. He's like this is the worst reunion. Ever I'm working progress working progress. So then we have oddly enough as it starts to like. Come into we as we come towards the final stretch we we go to some smaller story things, so we have. Now we talk about Sheena, getting that psychic for Dana for her birthday, when Dan was not emotionally prepared for it at all, and she was like well. As a lot of other people on the show have been on. Hollywood. Miriam having that experience film room was like Song Credible and like I found out like my. Crop tops to and I was like on my vying, and so like I feel like is like sort of selfish in that moment for me, because I was just like assuming that because I had a really amazing spirits that also have amazing experience to, and like we could maybe share like an emotional op together. You know what I'm saying and I liked it dame, actually sick, 'cause my problem with this whole thing was like she knows trying to be nice like she. Still Sina and it was stupid, but an insensitive, but I think that she was coming from a good place, and I didn't like the daynet kind of turned it. You know and using it against her. But I liked this well. First of all data's crying, which when people cry like I'm such a big sucker for that, but also you know her mom has story and wanted so fucking sad but I like that. She said like look honestly I know she meant it in a good way, but it just really put me on the spot. Because I've still really hurt by my mom dying and like I've had to take care of myself. My whole life because my dad is relationship didn't work out so I've been like on my own, and like people think I'm a bitch. Because I've resting bitch face, but it's like active bitch vase like it's all the time you know like it sucks. Being tough as like my only option average pointed spend. Oh. Yeah do I. He has something at the doors. That little delicate rap of A. UVA other broken birdie coming here. I'd like you to meet the rest of your family. G Gish wiki SP- Lou fee, poofy times, Rusi, Koon and cotton. In. Bandy meet your new system. At last. You finally have a sibling. What about Me Ma'am Oh? Yes, Max, do yes. So. It's a sad segment and. An Jacks tries to hijack it. He's like I. Don't know of anyone can see me grind up here, but I'm grind to listen to. This is the only season I got married, but also I lost both my parents like within the span of five minutes. Both my parents! Both, my parents! Know you while you lost one of your parents, which tragic, but you then iced out the other one that was gusting. He is a disgusting monster human, being my God, so kristen I lie Christy, going wish we could argue. I wish like because if we could hug you, we will all be around July one big circle. It would like this. Oh Oh oh! Jackson like listen. You know what lost my parents at the same time. You know it was car accident. Unfortunately, Dodge Challenger. Don't know if any of you heard of that, but a fallen insurance claim on that but you guys. You don't understand the paying guys. No one else understands and and he's like well. I'm curious talking to people about this. Makes you regret all the staff? Your Mom Jacks and Losing time with your mom right now. Don't you realize that basically Yeah Jack? Like yeah, especially now with the virus like I, have no idea on. My mom is like she could be dead in the entry for all Jack's. He's our people not allowed to talk on the phone or email or text. Often an Igloo up in the Arctic circle like like she up and abandoned them, and they're like. Where's mom a wonder? What's happening with mom? She's exactly where you left her like. Don't Alex House my mom doing. I mean it's just a shame that I stopped talking to her like no, you created this situation Jacks. Deal with that. Then you went on national TV in trashed or ask honest and one that will. Mysteries to me on this show, the one of the great cooled cases that I hope we find out about one day is what happened there because I just don't? I've never believed that he's just like she didn't tell me about my dad. Being a sick as he was just doesn't sound right because he wasn't interviews before that saying like his dad was at stage, a high stage or just none of it really i WanNa know what the real fight is because I. think it was about money or some shit you. You know that he didn't get what he wanted and stormed out of there and obviously I don't know but I want to know I wanNA. Know I think it's probably a lot of projected guilt. I would not be surprised if his situation I mean there's I'm sure she's not great. either. By the way she did rear this monster. You know yeah, but mortified by it. Because when we saw her on the show like was like Oh. God Jax, you know. At least it's like. Aren't you embarrassed and she's like us. But that, but that being said I would not be surprised if he was like if he called her, and it was like actually come visit dad public. If you want to you, can whatever data I wouldn't be surprised. If like she did not, if she did not say, you must right now, let's say and then he didn't go and so now he feels really guilty that he didn't go and and he's now blaming her, and it's like You can't blame like your mom for that. Necessarily I just feel like there's is not the story that Jack's telling us there's. Back to one another railway. So and he's like well. That was switchgears gears right Ariana. How did you feel when you saw? Was La la talking about your house, and not Stasi after all of that, and that was. Thank God he. I'm thank, God. That's all I needed, but I didn't need that question answered so I'm glad yeah. Yeah Saas like I have a bone to fucking pick with everyone in this situation Sheena. How could you be so messy? I guess that's on brand for you also. And she's like well. I direct quota the wrong person and I swear you chimed, but I'm so sorry Stasi Brett's like hey. I just want to apologize for misleading Sheena into giving the wrong quote like even though I told her the right quote words, but she's just like in love with me so I apologize for making your fall in love with me and I'm married. And stuff like yeah, well, you can say I'm Regina George. That's true and you can say that I'm bad credits doc- because that's been true as well but to say it so easily. It's like you're just like waiting to get it out like I like you. What is it? How many years is it going to take for you to understand that I like you? starseed's ongoing desire for areas. Approval is the gift that keeps on giving, or was it that kept on giving loops so around has like. I lost it I sound I. sounded like a psycho I get it, but also garbage person. That's what I am. Thin Gimme a G. Give me an don't anymore. Letters because I just wanted to get. She's still doesn't get put on the spot about it. Yes, she doesn't really bothered me, yeah! Yeah. But. Then we go to Senegal group taxed everybody like a ranch joke about marrying rants, setup, O or whatever. And Jacks. Like what does it say? What does it say like? You can't look at this because you refused to group? Fuck you. You don't know what it is. Yeah, and so now we start talking about the Dana Maximum Brad triangles like. Are we really ending this reunion? On this note? Maybe they thought. They would end on this note 'cause they're going to pivot towards them next season. I don't know about two three of the trailer gone so so chain hard. Yes, so, why does Max view like? He has a say in Dana, hooks up with Max like. Well at the time like Britain terrible like he was becoming the Sandovol to my Schwartz like. Oh man, you willingly give Schwartz. That's sad. That is sad and it's also really try hard to be like. We're the next time and Tom like no, you're not. Virat fired yes. Fired and fired both like but Max. You didn't even seem to be fully into the relationship anyway Denka. And the way that you talked about it like Oh if I fuck her, would you be mad if I par like honey? This is dual partnership so if she chooses to have sex with you. Okay, that's what it's all about. Okay, all about mine. Nationals have their inverted. Okay, Hey, adverted. So. Yeah, Brett Cyclo. Listen I was just I had to consider. My feelings are I and I think Max Branch. Day, and Lisa says cheers to that. Brett's like breath. I asked Max I asked maximum. But you weren't Iraq that was the thing you weren't direct. which is so true like and that's breads whole thing that he never he always acts like he's being super honest. He's actually never upfront with how he feels or what he thinks what he says. So. So there I know. I'm so sorry. I'm like totally bowing out of the section I think it's just such crap. This all such a lie and Dana Basically Brent the Andy asked about Brian, Donna's relationship breath like well. We were together, but then I realized like Dina's. She was just a little, too in the meander moving a little. Too fast. I didn't need to shoot with her anymore. You know so Dana. That's bullshit. I dumped you because you said that, and it was ridiculous like we were seeing each other like a couple of times a week, and then I was like WanNa. Go to a movie, and then you're like well. This is moving too fast, so I bumped you. Yeah! He goes so I was being honest with you. I was being honest. Oh shut up. You weren't being honest because if you were if you had been honest all along then. You like you wouldn't have made her. Like. If you've been honest all along. She would have no exactly the sort of pace that you allegedly wanted to be at and probably would not have even bother, but you wanted to get some action, so you supper there a few times and then when she wanted to. See a movie instead of sleeping with asthma, it's gone too fast fast. Lame, so then we get to the finale party where Danika got in a fight and got kicked out. Over thirsty, thirsty, little SHEENA, twin, and everybody's basically cheering her on except van trump, of course who has nothing to say about anything else that just happened is just when it comes back to Danika sick, but lack Ford someone on the floors explosive as you are. Going to have to talk about that going forward, missy. Yes, she's like when your in hospitality Danika. You really going to check yourself because I cannot have a loose cannon on the floor I might. Did you not see La last season? Who Cursed? Outpour Raquel called the seaward, and like honestly, if if they were still maintaining the is that Lala did not have a sugar, daddy was not living in the hills. You would be a hostess again this season come on and I wish they would have asked Annika. Getting kicked out of the season Premiere Party because she got kicked out of that to you. Didn't see the I think. I think there were police there with her. That got kicked Oh yeah I heard about that. I think she got arrested or something at the season. Premiere Party so I. Don't know I'm not sure if that happens to don't sue me. Okay, it's just stuff i. read on the Internet. Okay, so then we move onto James's apology to Fatman. Fat Mine Fatman. Fact. He's a big man. He's A. Mom with. Face in the fat body because he's thought man yeah good. I just love it. They're like James Let's watch your apology clip. His mom, that's why. Say, so how's your relationship with Randall? been he's. It's been really great. I mean ever since apologize about thought man. He's been really treated me like a skinny man me really wonderful. I don't see any evidence of him being fatman anymore physically. You know what I'm sayin I. Don't call them Fatman anymore and now it's called mime. Really, push, La back into my life, so we have to be thankful for that and lawless, like I thought it was just like amazing Justice James Growth and my fiance's just like the most amazing man of ever met in my life. What a waste of Space Jesus Christ so final where it's kristen to miss your friendship. Does anybody still care and then kristen polls are like Oh. Of course I am a monumental moment. About America all Ooh. Do I wish I could have shared relationship with Alex with him? Yes, do I wish I could have shared my house with him. Yes, do I wish I could have shown them that time. That I got some peanut butter and it was crunchy. Creamy I was like Oh. Yes. And Creek Katie's just so bored Katie has not. This is like the best reunion episode with Katie never saying one thing, and this is like my favorite thing, not one damn word came advocating. Taking my notes so then Andrew Punk is a speech about how we've been through so much as in the world as a country, and she really wants people to have the same co he's in. We had going into this. I have to say I only recently found out that there was a pandemic. No one told me, but now that I know I would say it's unacceptable and we have to spend our time appreciating each other. And acts like yeah. I'm good with how things are you? Whatever I'm good without things are. Actually open if Jackson Tom Hung out together, both be good, but the had talked is whole time Andy. Here's It's all your say what are you? What are you watching the good wife in quarantine? Gang. I've been watching. Perry Mason so she's like. Jacks have this quiet moment where she's like she's like. Don't get so angry at me. Josh Excellent Guitar. Contract, these people don't contradict me. which is that fucked up bullshit? We've been talking about for like three seasons now about how like Jackson's circling the wagons around their relationship, which is totally manipulative thing to keep like the woman under his thumb like an in control. It's just like A. To me. It's a sign of terrible. Terrible things so Lisa's like. She's like what I want to see. All these people is a concerted effort for all of them to put it all back together. This is not good. We all have to come together as a terrible team of. People who do problematic things all the time, but still some however job at my restaurant. Yes, I just want to get back to failing upwards. Can we do that? You. So then Andy brings on all the men. Will some of the man? Thought Peter. Peter's moment to come back right. This is when he comes onstage. There's little shots CDO and they do that, but there was no, they didn't even. They didn't even ask Peter to make Zoom Square. Peter so lame so. Basically we see all the guys and Andy's like Randall for years. You were reluctant to be on the show. She wouldn't even say your name. About some salad. That's pretty much it. So what do you have to say about that? Now that we've got gotta face to the beautiful tossed salad image. We say about that. Well I was petrified for years to come onto the show. You know, but then you know once the divorce was finally. I got rid of a few mistresses than I was like okay. I can do this all right so I came on here and you know what the end of the day family and I just wanted to support you and everyone made it fun. Easy plus production offered me. Me to to Fried Chicken patties per day per they don of per diem. Who is more particularly him and couldn't turn that down so then we seabrook still hot and here he says a lot of things, but just hot and she's like well. They're like well. Hey, does be in quarantine Machina. Make you digger even more because only I've leaned handle, and she's a good p seen in. Such good friends. That the end of it like you all of each other. She has a big heart and Australian. Didgeridoo, thank you and then seen as like Kesse me. Did you notice academy and he kisses her keeps looking at the camera. Is I did not notice that. Like he does on. Camera time there God forbid. All just won't take these moment on television to announce that Moro, we will be having blueberries in the pancakes. Always blueberries. It is laver's pancakes moral, and that's pretty much it. retinas like I love you guys, even though we schooner each other Andy Goes. Wow, will I can't wait to see you all in person. Sue and sausages. Thank you, Andy, which was sort of a hilarious bit of irony there. Well there we go, it's over, so get the. To. See what the Hell is going to happen now. On vanda pump rules who knows who knows big question marks but in the meantime I'll tell you what's happening in the world of watch. Crap ends so. It's going to be I. believe that's our next episode, right? Selling sunset about we'll be our fifth episode of the week, so we'll be back after that next week, and of course we'll have a bonus up this weekend. All that good stuff, too, so check it out. Go check out our other shows Sunset season two episode to. And, that will also be video. We're going to record that right after this, so that will also be a video available on crap demand. Guess what he thought. What thin! Right everyone have a be safe animal touch with the next episode.

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Michelle Buteau & Dwayne Wade

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

25:23 min | 1 year ago

Michelle Buteau & Dwayne Wade

"Welcome to the Bravo clubhouse for the podcast addition of Watch. What happens live with me? Andy Cohen he gets it in the hoop and on the circles. She keeps you in the loop. What Xiv with Michelle Lucho and Dwayne Wade and our say the code in the Bravo about some one guy who sizzled on the heat and another? Who Delivers Burns? My first cast is a razor-sharp comedian whose one lighters made the net flicks reality show the circle complete. Please welcome Michelle great to see you all pros throwing back shots in the clubhouse NASC Gust is an all time great when it comes to making them. He's an Olympic gold medalist three time NBA champion and thirteen time. Nba All star. Who's new documentary d? Wade life. Unexpected debuts February twenty third at nine on ESPN say hi Duane Way. Your wife is one of our favorites. Here Gabby Union Jay. Did she give you any pointers about being here? She told me to let loose. And just let go all right. Let's see we got. That's why with the assist to honor dwayne legacy with the Miami Heat. It's Michael Dean mixing US Miami Vice saying tributes just like everybody's got it by the way. The documentary is amazing. We're show clip of at Lesnar. Thought this thing for ten years. I would like this to be longer. I mean I you have to listen. Keep say again. Okay yes it needs to be attend. Twenty our series on Netflix. I have a lot more. I have a lot more foot doctor. Intrigue you after the dog then we can sit down and do something. It's always been my fantasy to get you and Gabby on a reality show together. Every time I read guys at a party. I'm always like can we do this? And no we have reality shows over vanderbilt rules. News of Jackson Britney's pastor ignited impassioned responses from everyone causing chaos in the friend group Michelle. I want your reaction to this watch. I don't think he's a bad guy by any means rings. A Pastor San passers go by the Bible so we need to call him today the that you had until like three days ago. I'm wondering like why took Lisa coming to you guys. I'm not talking about this. Are you kidding me? I upset about what I saw him. Okay Okay this. Is the topic that some very sensitive also to me as a sexual is asking you a question. Kabul our wedding. Why would you do something like that? He does not to be in the wedding at all. I M house. Candy's okay. So whose side are you on here. I don't think there's a side to be on. This is what's happening in the world right now when we enter adulthood because you know I grew up very Catholic. And I both Godmother's I chose for my children are lesbians and my uncle preset. I cannot the day before the baptism he said. I can't do this and I said but when I met them twenty years ago it was straight. Is there a loophole education by the way on? Dwayne I love twinning with you in our dad gear instagram. This awesome. I posted that photo photo. Oh my God. I'm so. Flat your questions for Shell and Dwayne or coming in but before we get to those. Here's what three things I'm obsessed with. Tonight I Wayne's life has been full of countless wins on and off the court including a wonderful family a bff Lebron and a Beautiful Union with his wife Gabrielle. So here's what Dwayne. I'm going to drill you with the speed round of questions about moments that make up your highlight reel. What is the best compliment you ever got from someone that you admire That I'm kind that your guy who gave you that complement my way. You're you have so many accolades thirteen time. Nba All star of all time. Leader Points Games assists steals shots made for Miami. What Stat of yours. Are you most proud of what you say? owned a turnover record in. Miami as well and I'm proud of that because chances all right thanks. What is the most fun night? You've ever had celebrating a huge team win. I don't remember the night that's right. Exactly that's date night you've ever had with Gabriel best date night of ahead. I Had Her stylist packer bags. Put it in the car. Give her outfit to where the airport took it to the airport. And we flew out to private audience somewhere. I like about it. I spent a lot of money and you don't think she cared a restaurant. I mean. Shoot a private plane those little too expensive so I went. Turn commercial turnovers aside. What's the best risky decision you've ever made? Would you say I got five kids? What was the first moment you realized? Wow I've actually made when Jay Z. Put me in the phones all right. Thank you very much second. Windy Sal is not over the contestants watching the real housewives so I want to know which Bravo's starts get her thumbs up emoji in which get an INSTA- block. Here's what Michelle. It's time for you to break down the latest Bravo Drama Vanderbilt. What what what advice do you have for? Sheena regarding how she approaches dating. Oh she should date more than one percent of the time so she doesn't put all her eggs literally in a basket Jackson. Britney's marriage will stand the test of time. And then he positively because it in his pants. Whose side were you on regarding their big book signing fights dossier black and white. But I'M GONNA stay up Tom. Which would you sooner go into business with shorts or Sandovol choice? I feel like I could boss. Thoughts on Jackson Britney about what an Awkward Time? He had a disturbed glass reading the receipts. You want mine did tell me. It was only like three minutes of the whole time. They were there hunting dots on the water. Throwing you're pulling five between Margaret and Danielle and Jerseys Particular Ages Wendy Williams and you cannot be hurting. Somebody's neck like that. Are You surprised by Theresa? Finally admitting that Joe allegedly cheated on her during the marriage we all knew. I'm so glad you to come over here because the truth is nice sunny. Have you ever thrown silverware at someone just to get their attention Noble definitely definitely a bowl. Whose side are you on between Tanzania and Kenya with the cookie lady in the whig. Ooh You know why Kenya so shady but definitely because I feel like look. She knows what she was doing. Don't give me that Canadian shade. It's confusing thank you very much much. Michelle finally according to their baby was born painfully unbothered so I assume the fact that she has amassed one million instagram followers and it's fired the Hashtag shady baby would elicit aside. I like this I honor of being whole mood and Michelle being a mama twins. I'M GONNA put both through a whole bunch of shady burning questions oh with around of. Let's get shady baby. Have you ever used your kid as an excuse to get out of annoying plan all the time? Yes okay you ever accidentally used baby talk law hanging with friends. Yes my friends are like my kids anyway. Okay that's Nice. You ever curse in front of your kids time. Getting READY FOR THE REAL WORLD. Yes acceptable amount of money to spend on a kids party. Well my wife likes to go over the top. So go over board to be chucky cheese. My wife wants to whole extravagant things. Shutdown chucky cheese and making a private. Just get a table retired. I need to Save Money Gabrielle. What's to buy the franchise? Birthday was bigger than my thirtieth birthday. What's the worst way? Your kid is accidentally injured you. Ooh I didn't even know I had this thing called. Sciatica Dwayne what kids show or song annoys the crap out. Maybe yes babies. Thank you very much sure. Yeah baby acting debut circus banned from my house. I won't enter it into my quick. Yeah all right. Let's go to actually from Atlanta with the question for Dwayne Wade. What's your question actually? Now that was Ron Sun and saw playing for the same high school basketball team. Which one of. You is the crazier sports dad in the stands and also what you sent relationship like with each other. Thank you for the question. I kids. I've been known each other for a long time. So good friends. I self talk all the time I'm sitting over and I'm like don't go. Don't don't go crazy. Don't go to coach. Don't go with them. Don't go kick them. Don't fast right now so I think I'll probably have more self talk to Brian But he probably exert more into the energy all the energy over there. Just be like talking yourself. Don't get up okay. All right cool your Sunday getting. Don't put them in like that. You Know Self Talk Self Talk Okay. Let's go to Matt from Maryland with a question for Michelle. I'm Michelle of everything. You do Were you shocked about the winner of this or did you anticipate in winning from the jump? Have we heard anything about two? Are You my accountant? That's amazing Thank you for loving everything I do. That is so nice women. We're we're thank you so much Surprised I was surprised. Actually but you know being from Jersey Joey just one everybody's hearts over and he really played the game. He was sweet little shady woods. Sometimes let's go to Ashley from Sarasota. You gotta be Dwayne Wade. What's your question Ashley? High and the as you said my question is for Dwayne I. It's my three year anniversary with my husband. Can I get us out? I was the question I'm driving. What's your question? What's the question? What's the biggest? What's the biggest lesson you've learned about what it means to be transgender from the Castro pose? Oh great question first of all shut out to you ashleigh there you go you got in your you marry or you're getting married set out to do the lesson that my wife and I learned is first of all we got information. We didn't have a lot of information and we reached out about pronouns. Right that was some pronouns is not. We wanted to make sure that we didn't get it wrong. So we reached out about the pronouns and making sure that we said the right things to because your child came to you and said I am identifying as something other than I was born yes. She's identifying as a young lady and we wanted to make sure that we got all the pronouns right. We want to make sure that we got all the language right so we reached out to make sure that we had all the information that we needed. Because we are learning in this process as well good for you and how you handle this entire thing and I think you're you're teaching so many people along the way so I really commend you. Mandy from Florida with a question for Michelle Andy. What's your question? Which housewife you think would best and worst job competing on the circle. Well I think Bethany Franco would kill it. When she's focused she can do anything and Not to stick to New York right now but I think Ramona would probably be blocked. I because she's just like always in her feelings and nobody got time fraternal time. All right. You Guys Dwayne Wade. Maybe one of the world's greatest guards but if I challenge him to a little shady question one on one Willie go on the defense delayed way. The time has come for you to plead the fifth. Here we go questions for you. You may lead the back to only one. Dwayne Wade rank these players from most to least talented. Oh Lebron James Chris. Bosh Dwayne Wade. I'm going to be politically correct on this for most of these. The Bra Chris and our one aim to Wayne two-way now you have been accused of rigging the NBA. Doug Challenge to ensure your former Miami heat teammate. Derek Jones junior one. What is your response? This is a hot topic please. If you're one time yes okay. We have another ranking question for you rank. The following projects acted in by your wife from best to worst king. Mary Jane Bring It on ten things. I hate about you. Okay so bring it on. Its Best I was too young to watch ten things. I hate about shoes and being Mary. Jane is too and things I hate about to last as I didn't see it I was too young. Thank you very much swayed way. Good Job Oh. That was good but let me ask you this. Let me ask you. This invented any question. Just see Ya as you as you look back at the replay of what Aaron Gordon Did. Did it. Make you rethink anything. Absolutely not alright. All right he should have. They should have been tie. You felt like it should. It should have been a tie seven before we had to come up with a razor and at the end okay. Yeah okay. Who shelled show you were part of the countesses Cabaret Mike? How was that? It was it was. It was very fun. She is very talented. Very sweet. I read let's go. I can go to Brunch with dwayne. Wade young retired money so that is not true. Yeti US own wine streaky. Only a wine. You guys are the walkers couple. I'll get brunch. The first time I also love is faster than you are. Also your fashion. It's like so the lion king like this is what they look like online games. Yes play it simple. Yeah you're good. We were just talking to the break during the break. Can I say what we're yeah of course You and Gabby to keep it hot. You do a lot of role play. What what kind of role play do you do? We go out at night. We'd be strangers And I get into character. I'm talking about like I'm grabbing hair. And the like do rollerblade. You keep you fresh. Keep it exciting. Because they get into a routine sometime and you'd be like tomorrow and tomorrow goes to two months right. You Ain't get no action right so we gotta do row. It'd be like Yo going here and taking clothes off and go down. Walk down the street. I love it normally right now. I give my model of the day but last week showing I went to Albany to lobby for the passage of the child. Parents Security Act which would reverse New York state's ban on surrogacy. All three of us have had a child through surrogacy. And I think this is a good opportunity for us all to let people know something about surrogacy that maybe they wouldn't know what what do you want people to know about surrogacy well for my wife and I we try for over five years to have you know our family. We try to bring a baby into the world and we wasn't able to do that. Yeah so to be able to have another family to to give up their time together as a family and to give up their body to allow us to be able to bring our miracle daughter into the world. We are so happy and without them. We will not family would not have grown to wait. It has grown so the doctors told my Wife Day. We continue down the process that we was doing that. Possibly that we can lose her in a process right so we just made it possible for not only that I can have my daughter we got but we can have each other and she's not lost in this process because it's a lot of things that goes on in the process of trying to have a baby via IVF yup and it is not great on the body for the women in my wife was so much and I'm just so thankful for surrogate family for allowing us to bring our miracle doored into the world. We appreciate you guys. And she's going to change the world. We're running out of time but something ads say. I just want to say that you know people think that it's for people who are rich. That's just because it's not available for everybody people. Are you know. Basically draining their bank accounts in their lifetime savings just to have a family and for me. You know. They're just walking angels. These people are part of your village when people say it takes a village. You never know how that's GonNa come and your journeys never going to be how you think it is but it doesn't matter what your journey is as long as you get to the other side of where you want to be so. I'm very thankful for every surrogate as my and. I'm hoping that the folks in Albany cry over. You are thank you so much for all you do that well. It's just amazing great. I WanNa think Michelle Dwayne and Michael. The Circle on special is the New York. Tickets are available outweighed documentary life. Unexpected debuts February twenty third at nine on the body behind Roy serving Miami Vice realness you WANNA know the question. That was almost made plead the fifth. I do but we took it out. I do okay. The question was going to be. Can you name? You can't say yourself. Who would you say is the most who is the most well endowed on the NBA back? You'RE GONNA be at the food and Wine Festival in Miami. That's all that's super. Fire my wine with this amazing food from Alex on shop until come so we print online together. And it's GonNa Be Nice. That's superpipe all right. Let's go to Vanessa from New York. Hey Vanessa what's your question. Hey Hey N. D. J. Michelle. Hey Twain pro. My question is Fred Wayne on a scale from one to ten. How would you rate shock cons national anthem at our own good question? I'M GONNA and say it was about It was different. She's a legend. She can do whatever she wants to say. It was a team because it was her. Own Interpretation of the solves rights. Dwayne Wade for Senate. Let's go to Megan from Dallas. Say Megan what's your question. What was your favorite part of working? Jaylo Mary me. And how often does a-rod stop by the set up to say you know what Abras come in because this is cows and his smells nice. It was amazing working with Jennifer. Actually she is a professional. She knows eurolines. Everybody else's lines with the cameras should be doing all crop top and a bond looking fresh as a daisy. She's amazing I don't have to tell you this but the hardest part for me was a not staring and be not letting her know that I know everything about her right. I mean because she's like did you sleep last night. I said no I have to win. She said to us to us it. The first time I was in ruins conversation with this is me. Yeah yeah she was talking. She's just talking. Fx was sitting right here. She was okay with it. All right you can do J. Lo role play with Gabby baby. I'll see you Miami Thursday. Yeah let's go to Jordan from Maryland for Dwayne Wade. What's your question Jordan? I guys sound my question for Dwayne. Is You played against the legendary Coby Bryan twenty times during your career and I was wondering which one of those games sit out to you? The most Great Question I will say the Christmas game we played in La. It was the first. Taiwa filled their Kobe. Family looked at me. I and looked at me as not an equal but if somebody had the respect so that was my maybe my third year in the NBA. We played legs on Christmas. And that was the first time Kobe pygmy of ninety four feet and I was like. Oh Yeah respect me wow But we have so many so many moments in the last time we played each other. I will never forget that moment. Just sharing the court will one of my idols in later. Became one of my good friends and I'll miss him so much on that note. A lot of African sooner what you were feeling during the legendary two thousand nine Lakers heat game when Kobe Sanca three pointer at the Buzzer and how surreal. Was it. When you through almost the same shot a decade later against the warriors. Yeah so didn't understand I was like how can you? How can you bank off the off? The top of the glass from the top of the key that is the angle doesn't work but I looked and I just said you know. What is Kobe because Kobe? I can't get mad if it was anybody else. I would have been but it was Kobe. He's one of the Greatest Salvador. You can do things like that. And I was able to channel my inner Kobe. The Malaya's game versus Golden State in my last season and hit a stupid show all the top of the glass to win the game. So Mama mentality took place years later but I had one. That's awesome okay last night Robinson. Texas say Robin which question. Hi Andy Hi Michelle. Hi Duane question is for what has been your worst moment with the heckler. And how did you respond? Well I will say people come to the show. They're a little tipsy. They think they can help you when you're doing stand up and it's like. Nobu got this. That's why I got the microphone. Bitch you know. I really dislike to hurt people's feelings. People don't understand that because I have like big titties and freckles and people are like it's friendly. Let's talk to it but don't come from me Elissa for you al. My favorite moment. Especially when like a guy's trying to Manse Blaine module to me is I like to say you could use this. Everybody in your life is I hope you Dick. Because your mouth. Yes dwayne on Natalie. J wants to know what you think of Floyd Mayweather saying that he should have won the athlete of the decade. Instead of Lebron. That just happened happened. Yeah yeah now. That's the Bras award man to sorry sorry flow. He's amazing champion of boxing. Lebron is he's athlete a decade. All right everybody wants. Shell Rotella onto circle on that. Thanks John. I live at Tony Hall. Swaying documentary delay life on track. Thanks Michael The Lord. Thanks for listening to the PODCAST. Everybody hope you enjoyed the show. Remember new episodes go live Monday through Friday at four? Pm Eastern time? Make sure your subscribe to have a great rusty or night.

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Jax Taylor Warns Tom Sandoval: "You Go After My Wife, I'm Going to Come After You"  (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

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27:03 min | 10 months ago

Jax Taylor Warns Tom Sandoval: "You Go After My Wife, I'm Going to Come After You" (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

"Hi I'm Megan Sarah and I'm Eric J Maxx. The daily dish. Bravo's official PODCAST Dueling Valley Village Pool parties on Vander pump. Rules this week. Did the group thing Thomson of always petty for planning a party on the same day and was Brittany Cartwright in the wrong for bringing up Katie Maloney Schwartz's past rage texts. The entire cast. Weighed in. On what you didn't see from the pool parties in the latest episode of Bravo TV Dot coms Vandross pump rules after show plus Bo Clark called out Max Boyens and bread Capri Onis Awful Behavior Towards Dana in and La. La Can't revealed just how uncomfortable that group dinner really was. Let's take a listen. So La La at dinner after. Dina's show you spill that Dana and Brett just had a second kiss. What were you hoping to get out of that conversation? I was hoping it would cure my boredom and it did people that are actually sitting at this table. Though I heard you and data meet out last night near say that. I wish that I wouldn't have brought it up. I thought it was going to be like a fun uncomfortable. Because you know that's you know it's like talking about a blowjob that's fun and uncomfortable. This was like gross uncomfortable by. I mean higher. Slow vibe. The second time made ow Problem good so max was like pissed off. He was mad about me kissing only kissing Brett. Like we haven't even had sex yet and he was like making it this whole thing and he came. Max should not have come to my show like you should have been there. He had invited him before we were having an issue. And then we were having an issue when he's so came head of the whole time this bad energy and he's just like sitting there like this is I'm McDonnell exactly like every time I would need to lose twenty pounds like literally. Every time he speaks he has this whole attitude and I finally snapped and I was like what is your problem. Why are you here because you seem to have an issue and then Max like flew off the handle? Been lying if that's what you are now in new rollover that because she's real when you already pissed off I had been drinking. You know we all have been drinking. Energy was high Frustrations were there and you know you can only ask someone so much there are you. Are you sure you're up bothered by this before it's like should I be bothered by should I am I crazy? Should I be because I've been thirty? Five people can ask you the same question. You know what I mean. It was like poke poke poke until you get the guy to freak out and that's exactly happened. Don't wildlife feelings I. I don't watching the way Max and Brett disrespected. Dana was so were just like she's sitting here as you guys are fighting about. Who likes her less almost like it was. I'm like I. It was so bad I thought the whole thing was growth and to make it worse you throw. Sheena in the mix and she's over there smiling about all of it. What did I Mari doing this? Multiple shot up on. Why are you even here leave? Lake Take your dinosaurs found my face because I'm not dealing with US right now. You're the last person I'm going to answer to. Max is my friend. Max is the only person sitting here. Who has five people against him? I'm just an innocent bystander. Showing console around the outside drinks but I was just trying to convey and I was like sure Max wants to say fact. Bible whatever regardless. He still has feelings for Dana. His feelings are valid. Right is your best friend Bro. Whatever who is now gone out with Dana and hurt Max's feelings so although is free to whatever the John's Max's best friend brother doesn't matter because she can. Max still is valid in his feelings hurt than his friend is going after girl sauce feeling for and nobody seemed to care about that other than me and Max. They shouldn't no business being there my opinion but then again like whatever I just I really. I hate that night because I just feel like. I didn't even really know what is going on really like I didn't know where your intentions were. I Know Danes intentions where I know that I was interested in Dana. Definitely wanted to keep pursuing it but also cared about the way you felt but I didn't know if you really cared about me and her were pursuing. You had a girl that in between that thought you really liked so I thought that that was also like Dana. Was Old News to you in a way. You know what I mean and I didn't know it was very much based off that to a lot of it was because I was just like Max's just moved on. He's he's fine. I don't think he cares that much. But obviously it's distracting myself. You know like behind closed doors. They're both blowing her up. Oh yeah I know. Oh yeah there we noted it really was Maxim Brett paying hot potato. Because I also don't think Brat was as honest at that time as like how much we had progressed on an emotional level so like Max was like don't he's like I don't even the but he like then later. No I mean I was interested in you but we weren't on that level yet but I'm like you're also not really owning where you're at and you're just like trying to look good is like a bro way like. I haven't I haven't crossed any lines but you're also like hang out with me on the back end and Max. You're telling me that you love me and you have feelings for me but then everyone that exists and it was. It was a can mess up after that. That was a lot. It doesn't mess. I'm so glad I wasn't there Bo at dinner. After Dana's comedy show you called out breath for their behavior? Second time he made out Okay we bro. It's nothing we're not hearing you guys talk. She's the one who's sitting there and she's the one feeling probably the most embarrassed you know the the most out of all of this. I just shook about this love square. Because it's like I. I called the love quick because I was just like I remember. Sheena hooked up with Max I see that line and then all of a sudden Brett remember originally talked about Sheena. So that's kind of try go but then all of a sudden daynuss there then. I'm just like Oh but then I'd take those lines and I'm like Oh we're just GONNA put out to like a nice love rectangle. Don't contradict me on my my love lines but I was. I was blown away and I just sat there being like this is oh my wow. That was a lot of like everyone's like Dick and laws and sister-in-law's in here and just standing there was yeah. I'm just saying yes because that's what you say. I thought he was like just watching like a verbal. Wwe Dude if you have feelings for her feller bird dog. You're not allowed right. You were not involved so I just felt like it was just like I'm just going to sit back and be like wow. This is falling feelings. I I is it reminiscent of some of the earlier dynamics from vendor from at all now I don't ever remember a moment where there was a woman sitting there and to dudes fighting over how much they didn't like her. I just remember being dislikes very put off Brett and Max are. Don't like Bro. Bro. I'm going to recant. My previous comment going back to the wwe but verbal. Because I didn't get all the now when you say that because it was a while ago I remember all that stuff that was a show that was just like I did put in that position and now this is where I understand. Why when I mean. Do we like maxine Max by understand why she has this issue towards Max and Brett because that night they were both awful towards data which is kinda unacceptable. Because you can't hook up with the girl be nice to a girl and then just in dismiss her and treat her lights in front of a group it's like and she knows nobody know she bert. She knows nobody like we're all new people. There's no way to ghost the people that you've hooked up with and it's not in front of people on a reality show or not in front of me. Yeah it was. The Bravo version of twilight zone has been through worse. Oh okay so lisa guys in the bathroom at Sir. Walk the hell. Are you guys doing here? Is it blocked? No lots of softball game in the deal was loser. Sap and the other restaurants bathroom jokes. I have a very healthy fetish shook leaning towards Ho. It's on a fetish but I do find it to be soothing. Okay well your bathroom is one thing. Yes yes other bathrooms that are public. Even you know for the most part the bathrooms at Sir. All of Lisa's establishments are tip top. But still it's a public bathroom. I know people have had sex in their jacks. So Yeah Yeah there were stakes. Though there were stakes I didn't want to clean that bathroom. Do that clean a toilet every single time. I use it if I'm even in a public toilet because I don't want somebody like coming in. I don't want somebody coming in after me and be like wow that that guy seemed cool but he apparently just has no regard for like the fact that I have now and like wipe mop up his piss everywhere which I've been guilty of beverly. Yeah you've been majorly guilty but also flush out there words. No one time. I didn't flush because we had a septic tank for a long time. You know if it's yellow. Let it mellow you know the rest. But he does it all the time drunk. It's happening no that's not true. I'm very no. I'm very from wasted. Obviously different story. I'm not really careful careful and we're not talking about like a couple of sprinkles or like residual whatever we're talking like like a like this like me dude he's trip. This never happened. Yes at one time one time because you will. Maybe one time per like trip. Maybe is like if we go to Vegas. That's happening one time. I guarantee you go to Atlantic City. I guarantee you he is GonNa Piss all of the toilets at least once about. How would you know because I used the empty human? It's like disturbing this by the way this is totally. Just online association. Allies and this is borderline. No not sensationalized. Slander is I will call witnesses on the stand one time and all of a sudden no. This is not true that all right. Let's let's find you're living with like a serial killer and you don't even know. So Jackson Britney. Find out about your pool party drama or UPS STAIN OF ALL. I worked tonight and he tells me that. Now they're going to have a pool party the exact same time why. I don't know Jack's mad at you for texting. Max this is so sandoval. This is such a B. Santa after after you guys begged me to have them at the wedding. Have him back? He's going to be. I didn't want to do and I should have never had him at. Jack's took a pretty personally. Yeah it didn't seem like that big of a deal to me. It wasn't adversary. It was like you know if you're gonNA be a Dick. I'm not you know what I mean like like it seem so juvenile to me. I'm the one who like does the cooking and puts it all together and like I love to host. I love to have people over and having pool parties and stuff was like our thing like they do it. If you want to have pool parties do whatever you want the same day the same time saying everything is what I do not understand and you know they had never done that before. We same like okay. This is petty. Bash Me Fine. I can take it but you go after my wife. I'm going to come after you. I don't care if you're my best friend or not. She's my wife and she's the sweetest person in the world. How dare you throw a part of the day before at? She's been planning this forever with all her friends. And you're GonNa do that to her. No and I will stand by her all the time. If she's right or wrong so my wife I will always stand by and to make her cry. Takes a lot to me. Britney upset okay and the people that want to make her upset like shame on you. It's a sweet human being in the world. This is mind you if I didn't marry whatever she's a sweet human being. They don't come like that right okay. That's that's rare so to make her cry into do that to her at your shoes so excited for cooking for everybody. Have everybody at the House and then I'm like well. We're GONNA have a party tomorrow which actually worked out fine because everybody that went to her party. I didn't like anyway. So it's fine as unfortunate that it's sort of devolved into US versus them type wasn't like no Schwartz. Totally expect you to go to Jack says well I wanted to go to both. But then he sent me these long tax about how I should just not come and I I think he. I think he came from a good place because he knows how I am. I was going to be torn Jackson. Started texting Schwartz. For no reason it was like hey man I don't use code my party like I think you should support set of all. He's your business partner the choices like what are you talking about? Jackson were coming to your party. Like stop it. You're being a little bit. Like stop and Jackson. No no no no. I don't want I don't want you coming. I don't want you coming. I was exhausted about the ridiculousness of the whole situation. I'm going to Thompson Show Jackson. You can't be a bitch everyone on invite people to your party in still expect people to show up. It doesn't work that way. This is all because of you to begin with you. You caused all of this. What I think is aggravated me. The most about this whole thing is Jackson's changed so much and he has made it through so many obstacles and then as soon as he messes up the entire group is just like. Oh Jack Sucks Jackson. This Jackson the same person. It's like he can not ever get ahead and I know that he shouldn't have said that he should not have done this or that. Or whatever while you're crying my wife because you can't come to my house really. Wow Dude. You aren't coming cry all you want but at the same time people need to realize you've done things like that to the whole flight. I mean after the I kicked in the whole entire flight. Katie was raged texting me. She started in with the only care about yourself. Wow Wow wow. I'm not really sure if the you know. We've made as much progress progress. I WanNa see you or talk to you. The entire time the speaks to blues problems that bubble it just never stopped. And that's what really aggravated me about the situation. So I did call. Katie and I tried to explain that to her. You just you just said to me. All of this is happening all of this because Jock nope. I raised text people all the time. A racing by that was like the worst thing I could have ever said in the entire planet like she literally just got so mad at me. She couldn't believe that I said you've reached takes it too. I thought that was stupid. We're talking about jogs like this is this is. We're talking about jobs right now for solar what I've done in the past with my friends I I'm still paying for it clearly But this is Jackson's fault we would be at your party right now if it wasn't for your husband and I shouldn't be understanding because I've done this in the past that's just like some deflection that's happening then became this thing like they're like hitting up. James who they don't even like to like come to their house and like I thought it was a little lane so jobs inbred are having a pool party tomorrow and I figured I would reach out and see if you wanted to be. Dj James Kennedy. Do appreciate your like fighting man stuff. Thought like I did already say. Yes to talk. Big Britney in Lola called James I was just about to Haas James. Dj Their Party. Yeah are you kidding me? I think it was about at that point. It was like they were playing. They were in some sort of like game or competition that nobody knew existed. It was almost more to be like L. if he comes here that it's like a put in pin and the fact that. Tom Did that to us like the whole dueling pool parties. Or whatever like if if James did come and DJ GUY. Should the biggest loser yours to prove a point in the stand strong so there are two competing pool parties but yours look like a lot of fun it was? It was really fun and I'm sure Jackson. I'm sure there's I don't know what this was like. I heard this was fun. Eight people say. I'm pretty sure Jackson was a retirement party and like they were GonNa go talk about their bowel movements and stuff like that so I went to Jackson Pool Party right. Yeah it was fun. I mean it was nice. It was an opportunity for me to get to like know them a little better. I got to know SASKIA MBO better. That day Britney like cooked for me. She had like a Veggie Burger for me and stuff like that which was really sweet so it felt great. It was nice to be there and just hanging was Super La- later that day so that I really did. I really do that. Pool Party over splash house and honestly it was like when James Is. Dj Mini Splash. And it's like a little pup chump. Change Charter away was so cute. We ended up having a great time. It was amazing and it worked out perfectly but there was like a bunch of bumps in the road along the way. Katie was being herself that day which I did acknowledge anyways so she was on hand which was super refreshing because all season. Katie was being super judgy with like the rest of the grandma. So she she separates exactly. She's not around. I was taking photos ask. She was loving. Sorry her booty juicy let me just say Katie. As a bus she does my offensive. I have a great buzz. Booty Bus Booty. Let them decide. I literally could care less if it was like a gap package in birthday party. Hard out here and it was Kinda like great and it was like so fun like we literally had so much. We did have a great day. What was it like being asked to? Dj Up the tom-tom Anniversary Party. You've come a long way man. Thanks so Monday is our tom-tom one year anniversary party. If you're not already booked would you possibly? Dj hundred percent. Yes drill. I'd love to all right. I'm is like it's it feels great. You know I feel like all the all these goals that I sat and all these things that I said I was GONNA do. I did and I feel so accomplished. It's feels rewarding. I don't feel anything any guilt anymore or any negativity and I feel like I'm ready to do Tom. Tom Really get like I'm not going to be. Dj in the closet upstairs like last year. They set up a booth for me downstairs. This is legit. I'M GONNA come in looking my best of custom suit for the event and it's going to be sick. I'm really gonNA come in like this. Is James Kennedy Right now? You know this is me rule. I am and let's let's go and I'm really proud about it. I was really proud to come in that day for everyone to see me. And you know I've definitely tried to. I definitely tried to turn a new leaf and kind of you know when people say oh New Year new me. I'm going to get better. This was the I really wanted to get better and actually try working myself for Real. And you know it really. Is that easy once? You want to really stop drinking. You can like once you really WanNa stop like I would take breaks before but looking back. I never really wanted to stop Kinda. I'll stop now. Yeah but when I was at the Boston my friends do shots. You got me. You know what I mean you taking it seriously. I mean at least that's how it was. This is my personal. Wasn't taking it seriously and when I wanted to take it seriously I could stop you know. Thank God it wasn't like Oh yeah Kinda WanNa go drink right now. Kind of cravings kind thing. I wasn't that type of alcoholic type of alcoholic. I am is the binge drinking type the type that wants to party every time. He's out having a good time. You know why because like I figured like Hollywood. This was my mentality. Twenty get from London. Got The accent. I'm in Hollywood. I'm into the club's modeling out here. I'm doing you know what I mean. So it's like did that and it was crazy but like how long do I really want? That's go on for. I've got something really good with Raquel hair would do. I WANNA go back up just to have another ten years of this nonsense. No I and once you make that decision is about and you know I think this year finally stuck with me. An epiphany happened in my brain. Where it's like a con- explain it but it makes me want to be. That didn't have this spark before. I just kind of felt like I don't really care who's watching them do me and I you know I'm still me. Don't get me wrong but I'm just meet with like a smarter cloud over it. You know I kind of think before I do now. Yeah Pretty Pretty Cool so you guys go from being Lisa's employees to inc business partners with her tell us about that transition was I was scared at first. I was just like I was apprehensive. Because I've spent my whole life trying to get out of the restaurant industry. It just keeps sucking me back. But it's good to be on the other side of having worked pretty much every job from you know. I know Tom has to. I've done like shoe chef stuff. I've been a dishwasher busboy. host a server. Okay bartender your buddy Tom Schwartz panic attack coming back dark. Slept no actually great bartender. Schwartz with high volume like handcrafted cocktails. I think he can KOKOVACA. Sodas McGuire I mean he's you know when Schwartz Scott here for years. We worked at private parties together. We would bartend together. Tom's Tom's and Jack's even they may business. Cards are slogan was bringing sexy back one drink at a time. Have that somewhere. Yeah I have one. So what's your dream bar or is the tom-tom follow like Tom. That was above and beyond anything we ever anticipated but I always imagine myself having a cool die bar with simple locale drinks upscale food. But it's like it's like upscale dive upscale dive is upscale dive. No good complement of Dive Bar Gorgeous. I like to think it has the heart of Dive Bar. We bring that heart of a dive bar in tom-tom to counteract the Glam like Kenan Lisa bringing the upscale Glam that they bring in the trash trash up the place. Yeah trashy just throw trash in the corner sometimes and like you know get black horse drinks on the counter right sneaking Christmas lights here and there now. Megan is there a proper way to ghost people or should you just never go someone at all well according to Stasi? It's okay as long as it's not in front of people in not on a reality show the vendor pump roles after shows available every Tuesday after the episode on Bravo? Tv Dot Com and Bravo's YouTube channel. And we'll be back on Saturday with an all new episode of the daily dish. Podcast and remember watching Bravo isn't a guilty pleasure itself care guys. Let's keep the conversation going. We WanNa talk to you all week long. You can find it on Instagram at Bravo daily dish and on twitter at Bravo. Tv just don't forget to use the Hashtag Bravo daily dish or reach out to US personally. I'm everywhere at Mexico and I'm everywhere at Eric Mack. That's E. R. I K. And if you're on. Facebook joined the daily dish facebook Group. You can post about what you're watching your favorite shows. Who's your favorite house? Why ASK QUESTION? Start some drama. 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Jax Taylor Regrets Having Tom Sandoval as His Best Man (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

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Jax Taylor Regrets Having Tom Sandoval as His Best Man (with the cast of Vanderpump Rules)

"Hi I'm Megan Sarah and I'm Eric. J Matt The daily Dish Bravo's official podcast vander POB rules season. Eight after show is finally here. And we know you're gonNA WANNA hear all the behind the scenes moments from your favorite servers in this week's exclusive Bravo. Tv Dot Com after show clips. It's all about Britney Cartwright and Jack steelers' wedding they of course talk about their Big Day. Thomson of all being demoted as best man then being re promoted back to best man again they chat about Santa Balls. Best Man Skills. I think you should reach out to him and ask him to be your best man. When you Danny get married about would be on. And we also hear more about the pastor conversations. Lisa Vander pump deciding. She wanted to go to the wedding after her mother sudden passing while I can't talk more about getting emotional during Britney's father and daughter Dan Clark reveals if he felt weird going to stop see Schroeder's XS wedding and Charlie Barnet shares with her dream. Wedding would look like you. Don't WanNa Miss Her hilarious answer so sit tight and pretend you're a guest at Brittany Jackson's special day. So simple confronts you about your pastor. Can you tell me a little? I think he was a hundred and twenty percent wrong the way he handled that he came at me in front of God and everybody three days ago right. I'm wondering like why it took Lisa coming you guys. I'm not talking about this gun. It didn't take about are you kidding me is that? I wanted to say something to Jack's about like this pastor and like things that he said and him using his soapbox to like really sort of you know be like transphobic homophobic. Yeah tell people they're living in sin and all the stuff and I. I felt like I thought it was very disturbing. But fundamentally went against like everything I feel like that we all stand for. Yeah from what I understand and I could be wrong. They only took action. Because Lisa said something I mean. That's a major insinuation and there wasn't well okay. Action was taken after. Lisa said something but to say they only took it action because Lee confronted. That's fair no you're right. You're right now. First of all we picked PASTOR FOR OUR WEDDING. Britney said listen I would like to have our family pastor okay fine. I didn't care whoever married at the end of the day I didn't care. They understand their from Middle America. The Bible belt very hard core Values Christians. Which is okay. You can have your. That's what makes this world grade Christian. God is about loving each of us. It was just his Fu- his making clear. We went out to lunch with him. We kind of Said. Let's we understood that you said something and you're aware of it and you apologized. And he said Okay. Yes you haven't. There's nothing else right. This is it. This is what we can. This is the original rex. I think he was actually starting to say things now. Which is he gonNA listen. I just need to know who you're marrying and who's going to be attending our wedding. We are big people in the community. We are going to. Have you know gay people at our wedding? Are you okay with that yet? Sure love your family love everybody. I don't say so. I was on board with like okay. Just letting you now. And everything was fine. Chose The Pasta and I kind of woke up to see this on social media. I said some guys. You know what this posture of yours is saying. I'm Britney said Oh yeah we we knew he said one thing Blah Blah Blah and I said no. No no sorry. Let me tell you what he said. You need to look it up me tell you a little bit. Look it up and I'm going to be back when I called them back. They moved devastated so I knew right so I knew that they had no idea so when other people were tacking them saying well. It's just because of that. It wasn't that they were totally unaware. So that's why was stood in their defense. I was the one enlighten them. Do you think it's possible? Jackson Britney didn't see what the pastor was tweeting. It was all over the place to act like they didn't know about these things when I'm getting bombarded with it and it's not my wedding. It's not my pastor like you know. I felt that Kinda strange. This is my friend of twenty years attacking meet making my wife cry insulting our beliefs on something we had no idea about. That did not come out of our mouths on my wedding has come come sorry. I'm sorry you're right I'm just I'm super heated about this subject and I'm I'm not over at all and I cannot wait for the reunion on this because I'm going to go after him. There was a moment when you weren't show. You'RE GONNA make the wedding because you had to go back to London. My mother passed they. We had no idea it was a blood clot. She was dead within twenty minutes. It was devastating and I thought I had to go straight away and then it was delayed little bit because of autopsy and things like that I really wanted to be there for their wedding because I have been very much part of the development and I've been very supportive of Jack speaking with Britney and wanted to see them. Walk down the aisle because today that let's be on many people ever would see and I just as I I. I really felt after he lost his father. And I think because Jack's relationship with his own mother was not in a good place and I think that he probably looked to me. I mean you can also Kim as a kind of matriarchial figure in his life and somebody who has turned to sometimes and I really just wanted beep at you calm down. You'RE GONNA BE GREAT. An cure emotional. That's a good thing you're on so much through my head right now that my dad and couldn't believe my mom didn't even text. Nothing is just that hurts. My feelings most important is marrying the woman. I really really really appreciate that that was. That was very nice of you to do. You didn't have to do. Obviously what you were going through as a I mean. Hey really glad I want me to. I'm very very glad I still don't talk to my mother so it's almost like I lost. Both my parents and I really needed my friends and my family. They're very very messy situation. You've met her before right. I've had lunch with her Villa Blanca. What's put North shifting evidence? Remember when you came in with the bus driver? She comes knocking at the door and she goes. I came down the bus. I'm standing there. And your son takes her in a dip and lays one right on. His mother was a staunch supporter minimizing his naughty nurse and his hijinks and everything at the time the way she was so defensive and supportive of you how did it change was it just oh surrounding the nature of your father's death so prior to that everything was extremely close with my mother. So that's why it hurts. It sucks because it's like I had this great relationship remember. I could do no wrong by her. No matter what I did in life you know what I remember and everything was fine until my sister and I left the house. Then things started getting bad between the two of them between the two of them. Yes I know my father. My father was an amazing man. Just perfect human being and I know he would want me to reach out to my mom. I know this. Even though their marriage wasn't great towards the end he would want me to reach out to my mother. Because that's my mother. He would always say that's your mother. You do right by her no matter what. That's the only thing I have a problem with. That's what's always on my shoulder because I know what's the block. What's preventing you from? I don't know I just so much time so much so much hurt. And there's so many things said there was a lot of things said like below the belt type of stuff things that you really can't come back from say to you. Know I said one thing to her which I do take back. It was really bad. I only want what I said. And then not only that pulling my wife aside at my sister's wedding and saying things to her. I just saying you want worthy away like I mean come on. It's I just WanNa make sure that I'm never gonNA regret this so my life. I was going to speak to your mother but then I spoke to Brittany avowed it and I just thought maybe it was too complicated. I want you to as mother to mother like are you sure I would regret it. Not being there and don't my son and I had legitimate reasons. Why couldn't be that reach out? Nobody stops you know not not even to my sister. You have a baby soon is going to be a grandchild and she gonNa miss out on everything so to me. That's very sad which is weird because my mother didn't speak to her mother for thirty years and her. Mother didn't speak to her mother for like twenty years. So it's just a running. This is not this is like a thing where Mommy said. I hope you don't just leave me in. This happens to they. Ever resolve it your mom and your grandma. No they never resolved. Yeah so Santa was your best man than he wasn't he was again in the end. He was right there next to you on your wedding day summit so what finally brought him back into the fold. I'm going to be honest with you and you might not like this. I regret that decision right now. I got bullied into having him. I had I had everybody going on. You're GONNA regret this. I should have had at the wedding absolutely but he shouldn't have been standing next to me. That's really sad. Sandoval got brought back in as a groomsman is one of the best men. How did he think he did at the job? Oh I thought I thought like during the wedding and like at the Bachelorette and stuff like that. He did a great job. I think it was the stuff leading up to the wedding and him not being around and not talking to the. Jags never answering messages or phone calls or anything like that. That was way more of a big deal than him. You know not doing a good job at the wedding fell out of being best man. I was demoted. Then you were promoted re promoted Rian reinstated and then I was fired because it. Yeah it felt like a constant like you know when you get hired somewhere and you're on like a trial basis fell like fat. It felt like a like a competition show like and the the winner gets like Jackson's like wedding party like his best man or something like it was a lot. It was a roller-coaster host. Very special for me. Mind you yeah Jack Sites you not being available to him he was like I wasn't mia at all. It's okay it wasn't wasn't a semi at all just like a little non responsive but it was understandable. Your own but that's see see. This is the thing. I responded to every single one of his messages room. I showed him yes after this week. Let's get together. Let me know what I can help out. I sent that to you. I remember seeing it. I'd obviously Britney. Did you see the texts into Balsam drugs? I did see some. Yeah I mean I've seen a couple and then and then Thomas was trying to show me some too and I'm like okay. This is so confusing like Jackson's. I've seen Jackson's messages and I know that he doesn't always respond though. I don't know this is the thing this whole say that I'm not responding. He created animosity with some of his groomsmen towards me by saying that. I'm like not returning as text messages. I don't really care that like anything. Autism more important type thing which was not true. I mean I had things going on this pre bachelor party. It was just a party. Weekend of stay stay K. For like two days was something that was literally planned three days before it happened. Yeah three days. I had booked a flight home to see my mom. For Mother's Day everything was planned out. And then it's like I get told about this party and immediately responded and said that I could not make it and Jackson immediately told me he's like dude. It's fine. This is literally just for the people who can't make it to the Bachelor Party in Miami. You know no big deals like okay. Cool and then like people asked him worse. Tom And he was like like I. Don't WanNa talk about it. Like like walk away or put his head down and then I like he was still in the same group. Chat saying like you know things might be moving around the wedding party. And it's nice to see some people stepping up and all this stuff and like a little melodramatic. Yeah but we squashed that. We moved ahead and you know it was. I was excited. I was excited looking forward to the wedding and everything. Obviously that pastor came up so that you had into like three days ago right. I'm wondering like why took Lisa coming to you guys. I'm not talking about this. I was upset about what I saw and to be honest. I was annoyed with Tom in the moment to but I didn't. I didn't have all the facts and now that I've talked to him more about it. I understand where he's coming from but I still think he probably was a little out of line. It didn't have to turn into what it did. It didn't have to turn people storming off. Just been a conversation between me. And Jack's as a friend he should've called me and say Jack's he listened. You see what's going on out. There wanted to let you know before this out there. Do you need some help. How can we make this go away? How can we fix this problem? I wanted it to be just between me and him and off to the side and have a conversation about it and he got up from where we were talking all the way over to everybody else and got everyone just like super into it and then like erupted erupted into that mess. I can get over a lot of things but putting me on the spot as your best. Meet the guy a year ago my friend for twenty years. Maybe the spotlight wasn't on him for five minutes. That's a token Santa. Bob Terrible Gas. Sorry if the spotlight's not on Tom for about five minutes he has to like you know the problem that a lot of things that you do. I just know that positions were reversed. Jack would bring that up even if he didn't care he'll bring something up that he hears or rumor. Just be salacious just to have something interesting to say that gets people's attention they're like. Wait what would you hear Jackson so that girl was with Tom? Having sex she puts a lot of pressure on rob. She's like Huckabee. Said I loved you yet. He Robs like I'm not in that place sell a couple of nights ago. I came home about three o'clock in the morning. Kristen and Virginia at the House so I go. I want back into my bedroom. I opened up the door. And guess what I see Britney Kristen Jackson. He's kind of like the personification of like someone who can dish it but can't take it no. I mean that's true. 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I think I think Jackson made the right choice in having him be their best man. I Dunno a fan of all. Did you know he was the best best man ever? That's just pictures. The bridesmaids he had a mirror not a compact like a mere water. A Bar kids or Rowley. Suitcase with a battery operated fan. Because it's really frigging hot out. He was carrying around fan like chairs. He has a whole backpack full of everything. You could possibly need groomsmen meeting. The whole sick topside. They have a sewing chin. I even but tampons that's awesome. Hey so one of the bridesmaid's actually does need a Tampon. Just one are suffering like two or three bring three. Yeah Okay I think he does it for himself. He didn't do that for Jacks. He didn't have mirrors for us because he thought that like we would need that like Dutch. Just he does that because he has fun doing it. But we're not crossing his in mind. This is what everyone's going to need but they're being like oh. The girls will need to touch yet. He is but I think he does that because he enjoys doing it for himself in you might. I think he meant it brings him joy like he enjoys doing it so he likes what he likes to do it. But I don't think it's like like I don't think it's like a self serving thing I think it's a little bit of both. You are a natural peacock you like to you like to shine. But it doesn't come from a place of. It doesn't come from an egotistical place. Well here's the thing is like once you. I like. I also like gear King Love Year. Select once I start putting together like a little kit. It's like wool. Oh Yeah but what about this? What about this? What about this in like might as well get it? You know what I mean like. It's hot you're in the sun trying to look pretty so it's like what? What ways can I make that like more enjoyable? Because it's like you don't WanNa you don't WanNa you don't WanNa be like experiencing something miserable on like supposed to be the happiest day your life when having to take pictures for two hours in humid like hot sun so it's like drinks and umbrellas and like a mere like just being able to like look at yourself in a mere before you take like these really important pictures is like a total confidence booster. Gee I would have hated that. Get that mere out of my face. But then it'd be like then once I did it. You Bet Oh damn good you know and then you're like more confident. Look at what. Sandoval did for us. Yes that's what did for us like I. I okay elements of this. Yeah but it's fine. I mean that's I'm not mad about it on a list. I looked snatched his mirror have as a human being. That's really not that bad of one. So what did you think of Jackson? Britney's wedding it was so fine so fine I will say their wedding was so fine. Yeah everything was planned perfectly beautiful stunning you. There was not one thing you can talk. I I thought the wedding was magical like I had so much fun. Thought like a new beginning. It was. It was beautiful. He did a great job and then the reception so much from what I remember knowing that this is the most honest truthful moment Jackson's life like it was. It was epic cried. I cried I cried. Yeah obviously Britney looked amazing. I mean she outer princess what it was magical we were too damn castle. The castle my dream even whenever the castle was closed and burnt down. I mean this kind of been through some hail relations relationship but even through all that time. I'm always going to get married there. I knew it so everything just worked out how to realize how lucky lucky stars every day knock on wood. Yes like I said it takes. It takes a special special person to deal with me. And she has it in the shot put her through the wringer and and I know that and I know that not get so lucky to after all. He's put her through that she's still ride or die in love and committed. Laura the Lord gave her a free. I don't know soul and even seeing him at Miami Bachelor Party when he's like these people down here to treat them like they're so here it's gotta mean something and I'm like. Oh my God are we just like suckers really hard like Gucci Jerry Springer episode. Yeah even though. Jack's has done anything else. He's a lot of fun and yes like his personality and just the things that come out of his mouth. It's like he says what we all want to say. And like he doesn't even think twice about it not even after he said it and then. Britney is like the person who's sweet and kind of keeps him in line and between the two of them it's like you can't help but not wanna be around here ways outright. You can't help but want to be around them not not can't help but to want to be around them yes he did it. You don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. But it was hard for you at Jackson's wedding seeing the father daughter dance parents whenever I see anybody who has their dad. It's very jealous. So when I was watching all of that her dad walking her down the I just lost it because those are things that I've been talking to my wedding planner about like who does walk me down the aisle. What do I do for that? Daddy daughter dance it just even though it's almost been two years since he passed away it feels like it was yesterday still right now like I. I feel like we haven't skipped a beat like I. Just get jealous. It's okay just to think about that Dave and not having him there and not being able to call him. When I got engaged it was just tough and we. Yeah we have issues. Sorry not sorry one of these days. I'm going to be able to talk about him or not solve just like okay of North. You seem like you guys had a really special relationship. Yes we did know. I want home dudes with an tattoos on their face. Full Gold Grills. They would walk through the door and the first thing my dad would ask like. Can I get you a drink? Come on and sit down like that's just. The type of do that he was in. Randall was very nervous to meet my parents. Because of our age difference the second he met them they were still welcoming rand and my dad just had a very sweet relationship. My Dad I remember. We grew up looking at Dupont registry with my dad and he taught me about all of these jets and the Rolls Royce was the coolest nicest car that he wanted one day and now my fiance or boyfriend than had those things so my dad would talk to him about those things and the movie business. Randall and my dad had the best relationship and my dad thought the world of Randall and he would have been so excited when if I were to call him and tell in like. I'm marrying the person that you okay. You gave Randall. The okay. It's happening Bo. How'd you feel about going to Stasi's ex-boyfriends wedding? I did a twitter of on twitter. A tweet tweet tweet. You tweeted tweeted last Valentine's Day. I was like I just want to say thanks to all of Sausage ex-boyfriends for up and being you because you guys weren't you then this wouldn't happen or something along those lines but also you can go back to me. Also being a bad boyfriend to other to my girlfriend's are just just life at the wedding. You said you're glad Jack Wasn't asshole. Did you imagine that could have been you up there? You Go Jackson asshole. I'm like thank God because he was still Jackson. I don't even remember that governments. We've said thank God that Jack's was such a Dick to me for real because I was young enough to maybe go through the motions if he hadn't been such an toll. Could you imagine Jackson together with the Kobe? Talk about what would we talk about so really we we we our relationship partly to Jack. Holly thank you buddy. Thank you Jack Jack Sailor. Did you have wanting to marry stall saying no. I think things worked exactly how they were supposed to. And but I'm so glad she's one of my best friends. I'd never never millionaires. Thought we'd get back to where we are today 'cause I love. I love her as a person. Of course I will do anything for her. And we've had these chats. I can't believe you come this far. But you're one of my best friends again and it's just amazing that we've all come full circle considering all the hurts and all the stuff that ninety percent of that I did but at that we can all actually ninety nine ninety nine if you were to to like put me back to like season one when like schinas rubbing lotion over Jackson's back and just cannot handle it Ma and tell me that. Now you're going to be steaming his fiancee's dress like get the fuck. Outta here. Get Out of here. But I mean it's been so long and British has been around for so long and she's just such a good person and where's all so close? And how did he get that? Lucky I don't know what's different about. That makes them right for. It's kind of like. He's just he's got a lot of patients back. You need patients with saucy. I think he just lets her do her thing and he's there and he supports her. He loves her swim. More in competition with style. See that's the thing they were more like that whereas Bo is happy to kind of take the backseat. And I don't mean it's not equaled started because he very much is but let her be in the spotlight. And he's not trying to whereas this it to egomaniac driving alongside each other turnover take. It was a recipe for disaster. Charlie you have your wedding all planned out. Oh Pretty Looks Really Pretty Nice Ready. I want to get married in Vegas and the drive-through wedding just like my dream is like wasted one night. Let's go to the tractor. Wow these are big dreams. Yeah Okay No. I actually do have a wedding plan. But I wasn't gonNa tell everyone because it's so awesome so my second plan is do you guys know that in Vegas you can drive through of course to get married how you probably spend and so yeah. I just thought it'd be really fun to get like me. And my husband like me. Fiance to get like annihilated. Ed We go to the Strip club. We find like the craziest stripper. We can find we head over to the drive through red or pink. Cadillac whatever's up for that day. And then we get married. Why is a stripper there? Because you have to have one witness okay. The most eccentric stripper. Then we play Keno take a bunch of crazy stuff and get wild. What's the dream stripper? What is that Blonde not I would like a little person. They'd be a wild time. 'cause I I mean I just got back from Miami and I spent four days at eleven. I actually can't go back these side. So it's like stroke plugged out. I can't tell you stays in Miami. What happened to Miami stays at Miami? But yeah they're like you can't come back to eleven. I'm sure you can come back in like six months a stripper being a witness at your wedding. That's one story to tell the kids. I mean she's right. You do have to have one. Whit trill. Catch the vendor pump roles after show every Tuesday night on Bravo. Tv DOT COM or Bravo's YouTube channel. 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PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)

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1:24:25 hr | 2 years ago

PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)

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I'm Ben Mandil ker of the real housewares kitchen island cartoon on YouTube. And joining me as usual is the wonderful, and handsome, and lovely Ronnie carom of the roseburg's podcast. What's going on? Ronnie. That's me. Hi, what's going on baby? Oh, I'm you know, I'm just sitting years Tuesday. We are like a week and a half away from our double header show Friday night, Portland, Saturday night, Phoenix. So everyone be sure to go get tickets for those. We are excited for both. Both shows we haven't announced what we're going to be covering, but we'll probably announcing that very soon. I mean, there's so much good stuff on Bravo. That honestly, there's really can't go wrong. So go to watch a crap dot com to get tickets for those shows as well as many others. But right now, let's just focus on that. Because those shows are next week Joe and then also get your merchandise there. There's a good. T shirts, and whatever else you wanna make out of that. Those are all available at watcher crept dot com. So today on Vander prompt rules, katie's NASO she desserts, everything she's about to get from us. Yeah. Katie we had some vintage Katie happening here. You know, she has she's done a good job over the past few years of keeping her to kilo Katie on the inside she has tried to control that beast. But finally after years of waiting it came out and made me so happy to see her be like that. Yeah. This season's theme is pretending not to be out colic anymore, which kind of hilarious because this is like a big episode where James is obviously lying about how much drinking been katie's been lying like she doesn't drink any. You know, she hasn't said she doesn't drink, but she's been keeping that to kill the Katya bay. Yeah. So yeah, I was like welcome back, you horrible monster human being because you know, I don't like when people change their personalities for awhile, and they're nice. And then, you know, people are like why are you being? So mean to that person, they're nice, and I'm like, no, no, they're not have the memory of an elephant. Elephants. Remember shit. Right. Is that elephants? Don't never forget apparent according to someone who can whoring that phrase. They don't forget, you know. I'm like, I'm like Dumbo Kate, by the way has anyone ever proven the elephants. Don't forget, you know, who don't doesn't forget crows crows. Don't forget they remember your face. Is that true? It's true. That's why you should never piss off a crow because what you piss off a, quote, always gonna remember you every time it sees can attack you. Okay. That's a true story. Leapt across low. Micro jets. My micro. Yeah. Crows never forget. And you know, I think wait. Why are we talking about Rosenello fits because you don't forget? Yeah. You forgot what we were talking about them. And here I never I never crowed out on on this. Okay. Well, let's just drop it before those merits, and we pay attention. Element. The only reason you're still married is because that man doesn't pay attention to you. If he listened to half the shit, you said he would have been out of their longtime ago. I'll tell you that right now, ma'am, I have to say what I also enjoy about this episode was not only Katie finally fighting with Tom not on texts, but just like the constant neglect. That Schwartz showed for his wife was hilarious to me like all episode long. And you know, it's gotta happen. Like, it's not just as episode in probably happens on a daily basis. It was hilarious. Well, that's how I am. And you know, what if you're sitting on the couch doing laundry all the time, you're not exactly commanding attention K laundry folder on the couch, even mad at her for folding laundry. Yeah. Understandable. Yeah. So the episode opens up with some Trixie monocle music that was like. It's a beautiful live beautiful life, which is like not to be confused with the ace of base song. It's up for life. It's a beautiful. Or the film? It's a beautiful life for everybody died from that disease called the holocaust now that was that was not useful life kind of movie. Okay. No. But now that I think about it could you imagine? If that's what the ace of base on was based off of their like, you know, what why don't we do song about that movie because it was so good? That's my Swedish voice. All that. She wants is another tank. She's gone tomorrow. All that she wants is another Bubba. Their music is heavily influenced by Roberto Panini. Brantley pass. Okay, guys. We have serious things to discuss today. Okay. By the way, we're doing this on TV party high tea party and the after plays on crap on demand high crap on demand. Now, here's the problem. The crap on demand thing we record on Google hangouts. Right. And it's been pretty reliable after say, thanks Google. But if you click on one of our faces, then it stops witching back and forth when it hears a sound, do you know what I mean? Yeah. So now I'm having to manually switch back or so in the face again. It'll go back to what it was. But it doesn't cause. Like, okay, now, Utah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and the camera. Did you click are you sure know it again do it again? What do you mean? Click on your face two times. No whose faces it locked on right now. So you click on the face again. There's nothing clicks. But now here I'll click on my face, and it should on. Lock itself. But didn't it didn't. All right. Well. Across road in your life right now. Whether you're going to be the DJ the video the director in the control booth of our of our video on demand. Okay. I'm just warning the people who are watching the video that if you see if you hear Ben talking, but just see my face kind of looking at a wall. That's why that's fine. I think everyone would be perfectly fine with that. Okay. So let's get started, Trixie, Monaco. It's a beautiful life. Yeah. So then we see Tom doing something that I used to do in my youth, which was hang shirts upon the perfect pull up rack in the door frame because there was a period of time when I have one of those at never worked, and it just added wear and tear it to my door jams. So. Many adore with those stupid pull up things like you can't just start doing pull ups when you're overweight, you have to wait T lose weight. And then do pull up you'll take to end your whole house. I think I have found Dacian problems from trying to do like five years ago. I have never been able to successfully do a pull up. I just have like weird lack of back strength and turns out that having a perfect Phillip does not help that at all. But it was nice. Having a little to hang hang shirts on after you're done ironing them. You know, have little rack turn your in your living room to the dry cleaners for a second there. I did enjoy that. I kind of miss having that I don't have options my shirts, these everybody's getting ready to go to this tom-tom opening otherwise known as a glimpse into the genius of nNcholas. Nice row. Everyone's getting ready and Ariana's teaching YouTube in her mind how to do a fake jaw line. And Tom is you know, dressing like Snoopy, I'm watches the peanuts. Because in his mind is very sexual, you know, it's like, very sexy. But the peanuts the peanuts gang. And I just don't know that that outfit was meant to be sexualize. I way I need clarification on how he was sexualizing peanuts because I accede. So he was like, yeah. Hitting on my white suit. And my my my sexy Snoopy goggles that the dog. My shoes about the fly has doghouse into a into a World War One fight. Yes. Actually, Katie should've flown Baba's should have been plying out house. But the thing is this though, it's like Tom sand of all is totally Snoopy. Because Tom Schwartz is totally Woodstock. Oh, you're right. Like with dogs. Charlie brown. They're just all in my head. And I never even really seen. Charlie Brown would be invented from rules. It's probably be Jack's. I think Airmont. Except Jackson's like a little too selfish ore to be Charlie Brown Jackson's probably like, it's probably like Linus with his little safety blanket, except instead of dependence public come rag or something like that. I don't know. Charlie brown. Charlie Brown's probably James actually, James fits the Charlie Brown. Profile closest I would have to say that was so disgusting just left this podcast. Turned him at that. Her Jackson to like a horny of Kline rag. Disgusting. I'm never going to get that out of my head again pig pen that Jackson's pigpen, and then I think that like that pen. Yeah. I don't know the woman grabbed onto to be honest. Katie is probably peppermint, Patty. Look, the honest. No, Katie is not peppermint Patty Patty's area on a Katie is. Lucy. Yeah. Lucy than Sally is probably like this dossier. Sally and James Schroeder. I think I think James is more the most like Charlie Brown to be honest. I think that like Schroder trotters, actually, very Thomson divall to be honest. No, I can see piano. Just plinking starter could actually play the piano Thompson of all can't play the piano. I don't think maybe he can do. I know. I I don't know. I think we run I don't know. Who would be a good? I don't know who you know, what we're doing right now. We're voiding talking about this episode. Why why did it affect us like varies talk about what happened and appropriate? I mean, I think we're making it very compelling analogy. And I think everyone was probably very happy that we finally finally figured out who peppermint Patty was truly in van proves universe. So anyway, so Thomaz all the Christmas. All the dancers. It went. She's the Christmas tree arms like randomly out kind of shaking your head housing your head up. She's that weird Christmas tree. That's like in the pot and has like three twigs on it. Oh and the little red headed girl, but she's like totally evil everybody. And then these Vanda published just. What? Inc. So. Actually stitch on TV says broken law. Okay. So Thomson of all really excited. Obviously, Tom, Tom because his his name up in lights and stuff. And he's like, you know, dude, ever since I moved to Los Angeles. I've had singles doubles never had homerun. You know, like that was in the band the band broke up acting gigs urine there, and they show him in Peter's movie where he's basically like it looks like an old like like Sega Saturn. You know, like video game that was on a like a little like disc, you know, he's like this mission is complete. And then there's. Just like he's like never atom run. But tonight's can be my home run, which I think is funny because it's like, you're on a nationally broadcast television show, and you're famous because of it. It's pretty much a home run. If you ask me. Yeah. Like when they showed that movie clip because it was filmed on someone's balcony No-ho that was so funny. That we see like his versions of like webbing star. Almost was like, no, no, no. Like the row was better than that. Dude. I was on a scene in the hills. So I mean that that's better. Actually, I see how many home runs do you need to hit before. You're finally like. Yeah. But baseball, well, that's the thing with baseball. You can hit a lot of home runs and still lose, you know. Tell me about it. Today. Right. I think once someone's baseball team is having opening day today, and the way all like sports casting. So now, we learned that so Tom all and Tom Schwartz. Of course, got matching white suits for their opening night and everything so they're all getting they're all excited and getting ready and everyone's in their make up and getting ready for the big night at the bar. You know, things like that Jackson Britney, you're getting ready. You know, sniffing armpits and things. And guess what? K- these doing? It's so shocking to see Katie doing this. I cannot even believe they showed it on television. She sitting on the couch. That's not doing. She's sitting on the Cavs staring at her husband is he like prepares to live a life, or whatever the hell. He's pretending to do. She's wearing hot pink lipstick and clearly kissed on the lips right before the scene. So he has hot pink lips. And no one seems to tell him like, hey, you've got hot pink lipstick on on your big night changes in Katie. In fact, does even say she's she does this on purpose because she's like fine. If he's going to neglect me, then he's going to have me on him all night long on his you know, that's what she was thinking. Yeah. Because that's always has. She is. So he's so he's getting ready and she's not mad yet. So she's doing that thing where she's she's gonna try to be the victim. Right. Like, the mcglade wife, but no one's going to buy Katie. Okay. Used up your victim card last year. But your YouTube thing happened when you were sixteen. So this time she's like trying to be a victim. And it's really funny because Katie doesn't really know how to be a victim because she's the oppressor, you know, so she just pulls from the baby talk buck where see everything in baby. Boy, she's like. That that we go party dot time. And he's just totally ignoring her. And then it continues for this entire episode until the end where she just rips off her plastic face, but it still her other groceries under the base and just like evil, which is like a monster. She has like a reverse Halloween mask on. She actually has a human face above top of passer face. Were they pull off the mask of like the goat, man, or whatever? Whoever has been terrifying. The neighborhood, but then they pull it off. And it's just another goatman to meet that go. Man. So meanwhile, over Kristen's Parman seriously Korir, we're just getting ready seriously seriously Carter's just playing video games. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Clearly, he's like put in his token amount of like good boyfriend time. And now he's just back to playing four night. Yeah. He's like I apologized to you kind of half acidly and the rent is now paid it's like the second of the month where he's he knows that she's already paid the rent. So he can go back to playing video games until yesterday policies three and a half more weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So we get home. Flopping through in front of fortnight look. Thump dako-. So Christine is sort of like the ducks from Kant. If you think about it, you know, like flapping away. This did it did. And then the dog laps that you that's dossey down there. I can't believe you didn't hit. Kristen like who? Are you? So Jackson's like what the hell happened over the? The restaurant because I heard like some stuff went down Britney last year Cy long law the bad. I was like, okay. Brave me. How many syllables is Britney gonna add today? They're Brittany is now underwater, she sounds like someone's blowing bubbles and chocolate milk. Best. That's. I believe another celebrating starting to say. Yeah, she's like, well, I guess at LaLa. Hey, the bunch of friends in from out of town in recap talk them insane. Allow was being mean to her and using the dad card as an excuse Jackson. I would've lost it. I would I would have fucking lost it. If someone had said that about me, dad card. Yeah. Okay. So then we go over to. Everybody talking about this, basically an area on his like, you know, Tom like, I hate to say it. But like really terrible things like happen to people all the time. And like, what are you gonna do like life goes on you know, like San count got flunk around in twister. Did you ever hear it complaining try to beat up hostess no dome? I mean, like people people in their lives people own love people in in those people, then go and spend twenty thousand dollars on a side car. You know, should he things happen? Some days you wake up happy. Some days you wake up to realize that your boyfriend is turning into a woman before your eyes and spending all of your house money on a sidecar, Tom. Yeah. Sometimes so areas like being angry a, hi, I'm like, yeah. I know that's what we have this podcast. We understand cracking out right now. I know I'm like episode. I've got it like going through my bangs. One thousand if you don't think we're a dicta- to being angry. I don't know what you think of us. People have been saying, hey, why don't you guys go to London? And I was telling Ben I've been reading about like weird laws. They're like if you're mean to somebody they can like have you arrested or whatever. And he's like, well, why don't you just not be mean? I was like, okay. Why don't we look into doing a London show or something? You don't have to you could also just like not say those things like they've got gotta come out. Get arrested. That I was just talking about. No, I will not mass myself. Yeah. It'd be the one who wind up in jail for some ridiculous. I'll be like Ronnie only to do is like not be mean. Okay. And then I'm the one being like taken off by like sergeant Jim Jemma Pembridge. Very polite. Sergeant come with me set demo Pembridge pepperidge farms remembers. Show. Okay. So what's next, sir? Writ, sir. Oh my God. I was just about to say not much happens in this episode right within my read my next note. And it's everybody pretending they're show working at that restaurant. You know, like walking around mother pants, by the way, no real host would ever wear leather pants. That's a lot of shaping and by so anyway, and she comes in does my favorite. She not. And you'll each oh, I just choked Sheena I tried to get out and my throat would said, Nope. Nope. You don't get have your she night. Come out and said, I'm close up on you. And you're gonna choke. I'm sick of this. Yes, they have like this whole like weird sitcom moment because Peter's like doing something behind the bar, and she walks up and goes my last table, just close. So I wanna like change go to Tom Tom is that? Okay. And then like Lalla comes up behind like, she she she shoe. She's like, yeah. I wanna take my hands off Peter's about you clean these menus. Instead, and she was like if she wants her pants, I want my ponytail outs. And I'm just like this was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Which? You read the cases are his and hers, three's company Sheena Adum. Where the Adam Adam Sheena, we're night renovation ship. So then Tom's over there getting on his white suit. He's like up up up up by by by and katie's like, I really hope it goes welfare tonight because like their offense, but you've been like soups dark with me. I keep him like really distant, Mike. You know, it's like I feel like I'm just folding laundry on the cats Alba myself these days, you know. Yeah. I hope we can get some room antics shit EKO and oh. Oh haven't seen aims. She goes into her fucking, Katie baby voice, which you know, everybody knows that suicide bombers about to blow when you hear a baby voice. Yeah. Always your Katie just sitting there. A lump on the couch being just wish we could spend more time together. I just feel like I don't get to see much anymore. You already love department. Didn't you? Okay. Never mind. How are even your new underwear stained this she has she has underwear Munchhausen's who's actually staining her clean underwear intentionally. Just so she has an excuse to clean them. She has Oxy Munchhausen's. She's give it. She has monks Munchausen by underwear proxy. Dating Tom's underwears sees able to care for him. These were clean all along. You've just been making them dirty on purpose. Katie deadened, dearest. Katie couching couches. Underwear? So. Yeah. So anyway, said now there's like this whole thing because Sandoval has the sidecars. I mean, like, it's really cool. It's like a white sidecar and has like, it's all shiny customize helmets. He got a helmet for Schwartz. And then he also got a helmet for Arianna. That says dumpling, and then ultimately, you also got a helmet for Katie that says Bubba. And so so now Thomson go pick up Schwartz. So he's in his like, Tom, Tom mobile, and they're like he's like getting ready and the music like all eighties movie, which I really liked if I like, you know, like they're going to the prom or something. So they like Tom Thompson of all shows up at the apartment, and it's like a big Tom love moment and the entire time. I kept thinking this is so cute. They're in their white suits in their Whiteside car with the white helmets. But like in like a minute, aren't they all gonna be totally dirty? These the roads in Los Angeles. Yeah, that's true. But I think they were only going to blocks yourself. Thing. So it wasn't that big a video. They wanna weird route. By the way, I was traveled wouldn't jus you're in a sidecar. I mean, you can get killed by a person on a bird. I know. Well, that was the funny thing. So I. Then Tom shorts. You can't make loves I love gloves goggles, high love goggles, excited everything. And then they take off and they were literally like three teenagers on like bird scooters like behind them clearly out, pacing them. So then Kristen is she she they actually let her into tom-tom. Right. And she shots that she wasn't like blocks. Like, she was shocked TSA agents stopper, like no, ma'am. Sorry. You're on a watch list. She basically like she brought like a gallon of water through TSA that was like the the high that she had. You know, I've been trying that for years. No. I felt like that was at me. So I thank you for that. It actually wasn't it wasn't. But then as I said, I was reminded of when TSA did stop recently. I'm so stupid. I always have water in my thing. Like may never find the drugs. That's the best part. Okay. So because you know, of course, I'm like, oh my God. I'm going to jail. They're like you had water, sir on the country. Stupid. Just getting fitting from the TSA's watching. This totally kidding drugs are bad kits. Okay. So Christmas like this is all Muslim who's do for me. Now that Lisa's. Let me come here. We're totally besties. I can imagine like being good or house and like being by the pond with baby miniature horses. I feel like I feel like Christian around miniature horses is like not. I mean, here's the thing. I just have memories from last week in Beverly Hills went or two weeks ago when Denise Richards came over, and they let the miniature horses out of the pen and are running around like crazy on the table. I could just imagine like that. Over stimulating Kristen either. She just starts like flopping around like crazy or she just joins in and it's just like Christine into Mitchell horses running around to table until they're all Tucker it out. I mean if guitar 'cause you know that they would see Kristen walk in and be like, we're miniature. We're not donkeys getting. I love the idea that those miniature horses become become elitist like, yeah. Hanky panky could you please remove this one? Okay. So then casts you shows up. Is it the maestro? Strode again. Too bad. He arrived after Katie set looked at the gears and said, it's like moving art. Appreciated that that they can't. Yeah. Like the Katie seen like when Movado commercial and see things. Oh it now. It's like moving our it's like very Jeff Koons, but with gravity shut up. Kitty. So seaman LA LA all arrive and Lola's. I did you guys plan to match your outfits and seen as like. I have one hobby. I I I'm locked on my right now. Anyway, locked not dating. This isn't my all it is going to ask about. Jog job. I think we're meant to be together not saying don't invert relations. Oh my God. She knows she's just in her own show this year. Honestly. Fishing. She now, and she's like, I don't care just you my fucking. So what do I it doesn't even know that she's not on camera half the time? Yeah. Yeah. I think he's not really fully aware of really what's happening on so happening. So so anyway, so then everyone gathers in the front because told okay like the tomtoms are arriving. But there was some drama because they ran out of gas on the streets. They had to push the their side carves? The nearest gas station at that have goggles that match the gloves. They matched his shoes in a sidecar. The matches the motorcycle everything down the scarves. And I forgot to put gas. They also those started up heading towards Melrose and then suddenly wound up on the sunset strip. I'm like this is not a proper route to get the Tom. Okay. Like, hey, fifteen grand. Okay. I don't blame him. I would be too. Strip now, though the valley valley. Hello, burbank. I. Hey, don't tease me with I FM. Oh, so I really wanted to go to Kiev last night. But so anyway, so they eventually show up and Lisa Vander pump is like the ridiculous most preposterous choice and yet hits perfect many mushrooms. Take it away. Bubba orchestra. Bubba dumping Bubba dumping. So then they open some champagne everybody super excited, and they go to the outside section sit at one of those big tables, and she see there's not enough room for scene or something typical this fucking cast. Of course, like take to this dossier walked right in. There was like who we have to these cherish removed from the stable fees. Thanks, many here Nicolay lane. You're almost maestro. But maybe too many chairs the central table. It's put him over there in the corner. Nikolaus maestro. She is wife Strahl. Okay. Why? So she just goes to a side table with Adam. She's like, I don't think we're gonna fit like we're just gonna sit over here. We're not a couple, and that's like a couple of able and I just want to rate where not a couple look how chill I'm being about. Like not talking about our coupled, which we don't even have. And then Vander pump comes through for us. Well, I she says like jollies welcome to place placemen of you lose have Joe that happy retirement old cast that come to new cast Lugan Welk down here with some artesia. But she says, hi and everything. But then she tells us at the daily manna party we passed appetizers. I was ignored by retards, and there was no money changing hands. But tonight. Business business business. So they're all ordering drinks. I don't know if you noticed Lance Bass is the background I felt bad that didn't even give him like a cut away shot. He was just like in the blurred out of focus part of of of the screen. That's Lance Bass back there, by the way. So anyways so raised without a bottle because he is constantly thirsty. You've had enough to drink Lance Bass stepping in the background of everything. I watched ever. Okay. I was watching Stargate Atlantis am. I could've sworn last. Hey, he's working. He's work at okay. Where's Chris ca-? Patrick. Okay. He's not in the background of Tom Tom opening night. Also, why did I say Stargate Atlantis what a random? It's so old. And of course, I was watching star. Don't try to walk that one back. You're watching it. You were watching it. I. Stargate. Atlantis work isn't Atlanta's underwater and Stargate in the in the in the space. I literally don't know. I've never seen that show. I don't even know where that came into my mind, real Atlantis. Citing. Babylon's? Maybe so yes, a Brittany is like they're all ordering drinks and anyone forgot previously on britney's life. She has an ulcer engine. Not allowed to have citrus alcohol or spiciness. So she goes, well, I'm just gonna order chill tequila shot and Jackson, Honey, you're still mic. She's like, well, that's why I'm doing it. Because I have all these beautiful, mixed drinks. And the doctor said the left beautiful your drink as the batteries for your somatic. He's like come on. I don't think you should be having that your stomach's. But that's my old. Spring out. But no we have a couple of shots. I'm like, I don't think that's also there's word. I don't think ulcers are like no as long as you. Don't rush me. I'll be fine down. Here doesn't really work that way. And then Jax who is now like the nicest person on television. Don't doubt it people. Do not have that Jackson's like, well, you know, we're gonna be getting married and having baby soon. So. I just wanna make sure she can be my my wife my baby mama much objects. And then it cuts back to Britney sucking on a lime which she's also not supposed to have. She just said. You gotta shot instead of tequila because there's no acidity in the shot. And then she sucking on a line like going directly to the source of the acid like not even if it's like an undiluted acid from citrus. Yeah. So in related pretending not to be drinking anymore. News Lalas like has a cosmopolitan. And she's like, oh, this is like dislike has no alcohol just has soda water. Instead, it's just as good an America was like, you know, what I'm sick of your lies true. So to water is not as good, but thanks and lady. Yeah. I had a dream the other night that I went to rans house, and it was like really had a really big living room, but a really small outdated kitchen, and I got mad. I'm mad that you even have that dream. In your in your subconscious. It's disgusting. It's not fair to be mad at people for their private thoughts. But I'm literally mad at you. And I tell you what was made the dream worse was that I was running a marathon and marathon was taking place inside ranch house. It was like working run for like a half marathon. We're going to run for half marathons worth from late. His luring him the basement of backup again. So it was on Thomas being ranch house. It was also a marathon. With. I mean talk about a night. Well, well, what did just gusting dream? Yeah. Britney's dreamed better episode. I have to say now, that's a dream. I can stand. Stream. It's pretty amazing. Also, amazing Tom's mom. She's so cute. She has a nice little dress on. And she's like her name is Terrie, and she's like all yams. So proud, Tom. He's done. So many good things now all God's soul proud. Yeah. That's my favorite part of the restaurant. So Vander front goes over to everybody. And she's she's like Hello. Oh, Hello Kristin. I'm so glad your here to. They claim some ice trial and grits. What a beautiful job like seriously. Well, the roof the floors the waiters their outfits like seriously, good work growth. Good work. Do you have any? Hey. Hurt. Lisa. What is it Christian? I've already said Hello. No. I'm giving you. My order. My waiter has been. Like a plate of. Hey, please. No, no, I meant hey now than winning minute. The idea of Chris going into restaurant ordering. Hey is hilarious. I can actually see your ordering it and just sticking your face in it and eating. Hey, that's the worst thing that we ever said with their horseface number winning horse. And I feel guilty every time you say because I just egging on. And look I'm the host. This is this is a separate a separate analogy. Like, so we okay. So we called them horseface one way to that was Kristen Katie back in the day because when the show started they were obnoxious in a different way, they're really obnoxious about like, we're pretty and if you're not pretty like only pretty people were not then like like sorry, like whatever sex-abuse. So we're like, whatever you're. Hot models cubes. Yes. Whatever to horse faces whatever it was like really like it was like Rivera reactive. So we called them that for like two or three seasons before this fun. And it just like a funny thing. But I don't know it's like the times of change, and it just feels like really nasty now, and it just so we just don't do it anymore. The hey thing is mainly more still fun about the the thing about the president. Is we still say shitty things we just pretend we're sorry for them. Feel a little like I do. But no, I just feel like the, hey thing is totally separate thing. Isn't that? She looks horseface. It's just that like she has a very sort of like giraffe slash draft slash horse, like personality qualities you like, you know, like, she's actually become more Horsea lake. I'm not saying that she is a horse face. She just like when she fell over. They keep showing that clip of the horse her falling over and like the way her legs like tumble around each. Other is very much like a hoofed animal. You know? So it's more just about liked her movement than it is like her physical like her Puran cdo that make sense. Yes. Bents so now in sar- with Ben manteca. Inside the bend studio. When you made that show about the, hey, what were you feel? Well, proper face joke. You know, multi layer thing it's a reference to what we used to call her. And also referenced the miniature horses. Now that chase Christon around the table. Oh, right wing. That's move. So. Oh my God. Hi, Tommy looked like the owner, Tom com. Katie's like, hey by pick like the owner of time time like Noah falling. Okay. And if someone's ignoring you the way to get their attention, it's not to start talking to the baby boy's must fucking ducks. Nick, everhart, Kate. The way your face just contorted and shook on TV party was absolutely amazing. You're like no, well like, well, there's always one, but especially Katie works. So. So anyway, so yes, so, yeah, he's totally ignoring her and sausage like. Yeah. Tom. He gets distracted by pretty shiny things like this bar and Tom Santa ball, which I'm like, that's funny. But also, by the way, this bars is job, and he hasn't had a job for the past like nine years. So let him get distracted by it. Because he's never been distracted by anything that had any sort of semblance of responsibility before and Tom Santa may not be new, but he certainly is shiny. Well that guy is buff more than like high school gym floor. Like he is. I'm jealous. I'm like where or is. How does your skin breathe? You know, I'm worried his skin suffocating. He shaves his face like like Harlin Manzo, right? Did not do that. And I look like I'm ninety seven years old. Now, you don't in fact, this lighting very flattering on you on here. Wait till you see the crap on demand. I looked like an old man standing out in front of in front of the house. Like, you know, I can't get up a lot with your birds and your lives. Your lives like worms, so. So she was like I wish you were coming with me to Mexico. I'm gonna miss you. What are you gonna do it outlined? He's like I'm going to get a lot done like I'll be able to pretty much do anything L on really. I'm going to have a life again and say. I. And he's like, I'm unfaltering you from every social media account ever gay. I don't even want to hear from you. I'll your. That's over. That's romantic. Oh, my. Hey, have you ever gone down to invisible slide on a skyscraper? You wanna do that? So she did that with orange Robbie. Antica dates they really abandoned that storyline, by the way, so happens with Robbie. Okay. You can only take at first look on my God, this apps real or they implants house. I five minutes with him. And it's like get the fuck outta here. Fucking orange Robbie. I looked up at implants today because you mentioned them so much. I was like I need to start being able to see what they looked like. So I actually did a Google image. Search on them to help educate myself, get aren't they crazy and someone on Facebook was asking if we really think Jordan has app implants. Yes. I really do. I can't help me person has apps like that. They're like outside of his it's almost like your take on, you know, I can't I don't know. All I say is that I'm now seriously considering getting some fake apps. I would I'm like, you know, they're not so bad girl. You can get whatever you want. You can get any muscles are muscles leg muscles packs. Can do whatever you want the world. You'll always were. Unprincely by TLC, which I really appreciated so. So now, they're making this now that Tom and Tom make the rounds Kyle Chan and all sorts of stuff, and then LaLa are talking about Mexico, and she's like, I am taking my tits out in front of all of you. And I'm jumping in the ocean at which point, you know, like every starfish like swimming towards China. Not really she has little bits. Why am I saying why my shading lawless? They're perfectly beautiful, but but then Katie goes. Probably bomb Barda like it's bad enough being an ocean dweller without like somehow jumping in there. We don't dolphin. Yeah. At your shirt on you. Just scared away the guppy I was trying to eat for dinner, so security goes. We'll take my kids out. Like the most unsexy declaration of all time. Like dining that you wanna take your hits out. Yeah. It's like the finit the minute I finished folding laundry on the couch and Mexico taking my tits at and pulling out my inner Lalla, and I love how these girls are like oh my God. That sounds up time pulling kids at my are such immigrants. But at least they address it because like eighty says the first time LA LA like to call her tits. And then we see clip. Okay. Being like, well, you could take out your tits in front of my fiance. That would be a nice start. And then she goes back. She's like those were different times. Yeah. She didn't have a private. At that time. Exactly, exactly. So then, yeah, they're all happy because Christmas could be rooming gonna be in her own room in Mexico. So everyone's like Beverly about that. And they're like holding hands and everything Carter wasn't Carter coming. Maybe there was like some league of legends tournament that he had to attend. Maybe there was a minesweeper convention into like. Aw, babe. I got so far. And then I hit them mine. Spelunker baid. Do crazy. I wish I could come to Mexico, but there's going to be kind of a big dig dug tournament happening. Chilies down. I'm having beach. Okay. So make it basically they're all are they there yet where we so this about. On this trip. I would have a lot of screws lease to room with Christian. Okay. Maybe if the hotel room has a door that locks from the outside. Like weren't you the one that just went on the rampage far from Christian, ma'am? Most doors lock. From insect. Well, I guess so I guess you'd like a one way my parents put that on my room because I was always running away. Instead. So they changed the locker around. So they could block me in. But I couldn't lock them out. So I learned how to climb out the window and scale it two story building. That's right. Really? It's yeah. What's? Because I was always running away from home. So my parents change the locks around on my door. So they could lock me in, you know, I don't know. Scale two story building. What are you doing? Out my window onto the roof. And then watch down the reef slip until like, it was just one story. And then I would jump onto the wall like the backyard wall from the roof. Wow. Let's get very good guys. Now getting back in was not very easy. I was talking romano's window like what? Didn't they I actually broke out of my bedroom in climbed off roof and? Sneaking back in. So anyways, so talking about retail and everything and she's like, yeah. It ended by getting me. I getting very Lalla. Am I right everyone ever? But meanwhile, Lisa Vanna pumps it sound right behind her. And she's like. La come. Yeah. Lalla goes is with Lisa and low and leases like what happened brunch. No, this is odd because Billy was there like she was in the background. So it was weird that lease it and bring both of them together. We'll even she at least it was probably like, listen, we've already had to pay three episodes. We need this money for the broom closet TJ. Stan do not make me bring billion. Yeah. Yeah. So so basically Selena's like, well, I heard that things got crazy. You know? And and like what with me, Billy. No, everything was fine. And they usually Amelia flashback Lalla gung get the fuck outta my face. Oh. Head punch, you know. And all I just I just felt extremely disrespected. I wasn't aggressive at all. Yeah. She's like, well what happened with James e James James heatwaves might get broken. Winged. Booed, and she's like. James, let me think James popped. We had a very civilized conversation. And I think I had him very very nicely. We just see me like book, you read, my John and go fuck yourself. Yeah. Congratulations. You got up here. The office cake. It's like who's excited to get a piece of office cake? Literally everybody is offered the office cake, La Voie, I actually really enjoy office cake. But I also enjoy you know, but see both infuriate me at the same time. So this ad things about podcasting is that we don't have any office cake. It's very sad. We don't have a love of an office chocolate muffins. I have a little bit of grit. Upgraders dark talk from Cincinnati still here. That's what I have. So so then Lisa Vanna pampering over and she's like, she one of my most. Rachel sees termi. How was and she just based like crazy yelled at everyone. And then like I was like oh my God. Like, I'm trying to here be here like making without him who were not alleged ship where he's just like, my friend. Anyway, she was crazy like all this person. We're not giving it all because I'm dating on. I'm really not. Crap. I bet I made. She she totally does not have my back right now. Like really because you haven't had issues back off season law. Enjoy the retribution wasn't a last reunion. The big thing that she Lalla took everyone on the PJ except for Sheena to go or something like that. Yes. And other girls didn't want her to like sina, which is totally happening all over again. So so enjoy your just desserts. So Lisa goes, she you're the most professional majors have ever had. And she's like thank Daryl all I was like. Also makes me question. Bandra pumps hiring practices of Schinas like the packs. So so Lisa's like and how James DRAMs very professional. So now says like her mind is blown because she's James was telling the truth kind of a first for germs Kennedy. Juicing on me. Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, I guess in hindsight, I should've respectively, savannah, pomp and not yell at them interested. I dragged us bitches by their hair outside. So then Tom Sandoval Tump, Santa volunteer Schwartz. Start to have like a moment where they're getting sentimental like, whoa. What's happening rooted in Tom Santa vol's? Like, dude, I'm gonna make you a drink. He's going to have a drink in his own bar, dude. And Tom Tom Schwartz is like, oh, this is amazing. I only wish my wife was for here to see it. All. I wish that couch could give up my wife for just one nine and Katie standing right there by. But my back and he just completely ignores her with with such joy relevant. Actually, he does acknowledge briefly because he literally says Bubba where have you been which is so hilariously like, it's not passive aggressive. But it's like was a nagging. It's it's like she's been there. She's been next on the entire time, and like in the back room like this only been to places that she's been he's like, well where have you been is just knowing how that must've driven? Katie mad just Mamie like. What do we like? Oh baba. Look, it's my new restaurants. My new drink. He's busy. He's at work. It's his opening nights. Not about to be. But I just have to point out Husain assist. Congratulations because he comes up to the bar. I have issues nasal clubs. Seena is killing it this season. Case seen is the only person bringing at this three gay guys at a time, and she's more muppet show them. I am for you Sheena. I stand for scene, but she did move to the west side, which is a huge drawback. I don't go to her house. What do I care? I mean as long as the camera crew will drive there. What the fuck do? I care. So then Tom, so Tom Mattamy moment. Tom, Tom, Schwarzer, just like cheers. And everyone kid. He's like I'm going to go back to the back room. I'm gonna go and he's like just fully like knowledge thing. She's like, okay. All right. All right. Bye bye. I'm going to go back and word user. He's like making jokes with Jack's. Like, you're not only being ignored your being ignored for jacks. I mean, that's a low blow. Meanwhile, Britney gives us an insight into how she's gonna void having other ulcer flare ups like well, see I got here. I got a mini shot here. And I got a big shot here until every time I want like a big shot, or in the mini China have a little bit of that mom, and then I have entre passages. It's fun. I'm not supposed to be drinking Margaritas, ma'am. Eight MIM in fail of drink and spicy food s scenic fade alcohol what I'm doing is deep in hot pepper into into tequila in the land use Nin day. Hi, they didn't fare specis up aiming say. They said I was supposed to stop aiding Husaid. No. Love your high yet. I will no longer but aiding trade Owl's. Brady. Bagels. But you know, what I don't even know people eat those in the first place who doesn't like a bird. The first time I saw Begum. I said there's a hole in your story. Mr. Well, so difference when the bagel in the seagull what? What? Asking. Because I have a water. So yes. And now there's like like, you know, sentimental moments about the bar. I just wrote down reflections on the bar, etc. Opened it. Yeah. I don't know. This is this is a very self regulatory thing. You know, which is fine. You know, you guys deserve it half being positive. Hope. Can't we taught you repechage apart next week? Okay. Others happiness is giving me a headache. Yeah. Like, I say, congratulations. But please. Can we add some booster seats to those barstools at Tom, Tom because when you said them your chain is resting on the part top like Nicolini what sort of torture? Do you have in mind for us? It is the most uncomfortable situation. Why would you do that to us please make those bars taller, please? I beg. I beg of you. Nichole lane. I met new people at this party last night, which is weird. Because I like when do I need people I was about watching crap ins, and they're. I'm up about. Wow. Tom really taken off. It's a good bar. It really is. But those barstools I mean like. What was and thinking? So anyway, alternately they decide to put Lisa Vander pump in the sidecar. And she's like, no, I couldn't I mustn't. No. I'm not sure that. How could I possibly be on a little Muthu roost? I love how screeching down the road. She's really cute. Lisa vanterpool, everybody. Leave her alone about that goddamn dog or I know eighty internet. I know now I feel tom-tom then you'd have a sidecar on their menu, right? Oh, I bet they do. We must consult with sly and Pandy the panties live sidecar the slide car. I'll be like. All right. Listen here guys. Tasted you pussy drank sidecar. I gotta tell you. I'm fucking amazed by great job. It's going on the menu. That'll have thirty. Listen, you know, what I look at your side car. You know what I see a punch of shit. How about you take some rubbing out the hall, but it on top of him. Saad doesn't call today. Now. Let me try what you drank. You know, it's delicious. It's fucking actually really jelly guys. Great great. Great job sidecar. Oh. Sidecar UCAR we car for sidecar my right guys in work. Sly the new captain of the nubile dashes captains and the end, captain Lee. Using our standard captain voice for the new captain on the new bullet at. What? Era. You know, we're gonna do to crats goddamn boat. The actually it was a great parking. I wanna do I wanna make a cocktail sanctuary? The two anchors cocktails in the middle. And maybe some brands to go on this. Okay. So then they're getting ready to go to Mexico now. So Jackson Britain here at home. And he's like, I'm responsible jacks. Now. You think we should really be going on a trip, and we're planning our wedding up. Jack's no one is buying your Donna Reed bullshit. Okay. And brittany's. Well, maybe I won't get wildflowers wildflowers. Can't you just get those on the side of the road? Why do I have to pay wildflowers, which I have to say, you know? Right. Yuna broken even a broken clock with a few STD's is right twice a day. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually. He has a fair point. You know, maybe, but she's like a democracy. It's a brit- talk relief. It God help us. You know, I read the news, and I'm like, it is redundancy in this country right now, it really is. Talker. The opposite of merit talker. Sea TAC rec-. So now Thomson with Russia. Are we offering talk recy-? Don't get all mad everybody. Okay. Okay. Wow. What what what a what a sharp indictment on? Why? You know, growing up I walk it'll be a mule run love playing with the meals. Maybe there's something better for me. And laugh. Okay on rapid up. So now Thompson the balls. He has he's backing up hats, and he's like. Packing ads used to be so stressful. But now, I have this hatbox. Everything's not dreadful anymore. Iran was like. Go back doing to to'real, no one in my mirror. Okay. So then let's get a Mexico shabby. But all fine. I just have a moment where I look through my notes to find out where Mexico is because I have all sorts of notes about Kristen saying things like note about trove ler. Chris also say to coach ever want to be positive on this trip whether keep giving me shit. Yeah. Kristen she's like, I'm a good trouble. Have we heard some snafus? News. Yeah. Couple and then we get the montage of Kristen just being a fucking nightmare during drinks on everybody by me when even blah James are confused about what the fuck you're doing with your life. You've really fucked up. Kristen okay. Gotcha. Still on this show. There was also a weird scene where Bo dressed up as a dinosaur, which I really didn't understand. It wasn't like didn't make sense to me. Yeah. So just like being cute and stuff. And like he's like, I'm good boyfriend. All shacks. I'm so nice. And I'm like, you're a serial killer. I still don't trust. You you. Nice. I don't trust people that nice. Okay. He had to take time to blow that thing up and act like she was so surprised. I'm like didn't you hear boyfriend in the other room inflating dinosaur for twenty five minutes? Like, what did you think with happening out there? And she has to work so she's pissed off. And he's like, the I'm kinda scared of going on the strips doc- me what if you go birthday on me, which is a verb. Now, you know, we're going on that's called going all stuffy, that's like your girlfriend girlfriend. And he's like, yeah. But we made that deal that if I go birthday needs, and I'll go down on you. He's like I'm gonna piss her off every over time. Yeah. So they now everyone arrives LAX, and she knows getting out of her Uber with like bunch of like like pink luggage, that's like made out of concrete and my boarding work out. I'm surprised if you didn't have like a little moment where she said, you know, one of the things marina del Ryan. I'm like saw lots talk just wake up and come over here because that's all I cannot believe she didn't say that. Because that is such a west side. You know, rightly so like, you're right there. You could hear those airplanes every night. Could you sleep shirt, so relaxing? I don't know marina del Rey, people bragging about how close to LAX like, it's an accomplishment. Okay. I live by airport now. Okay. So yeah. Oh, and then we get a lot. She's like, I don't even remember the last time I flew commercial. I mean, there's usually people here to help me with my thing. This is there. No rich person to blow at LAX lot. You're slipping. Okay. You know, where the first class door is get your lips puckered get over there lady. Yeah. Also, like, not a charming statement to make. I don't know like we usually and they carry my bags passports have to take care of this. You know, it's like it's not working for me right now. It's not. Yeah. It's like that. Pretty Woman seen were Pretty Woman goes into Julia Roberts goes into by close and the lady snotty to her. But it's reversed the ho- comes into by the clothes, and she's the one who's rude to the lady. Yeah. How it works? It wouldn't have been a good movie. Like that LA LA LA like big mistake. Huge. Like, actually were we actually pulled some looks for you. When we thought we might sell them to this is the first time you've been in our store. She's like you not only sound boring. Look boy dumb. Hell. Oh, hell so Delta Airlines. God bless them. They have a stay know what's up. They know. Like, you know, what we heard some stories that this season isn't as good as the other one. So let us help you. So they upgraded Sheena and Schwartz for Hearst else. Coach and Katie walks on and sees Schwartz just sitting in his C, and she's like. Trade me like without like, it's like maybe supposed to be a joke. But it's like really she's like trade me. I'm your Y. Yeah. I'm your what trade me fuck off, Katie gang. Yeah. Noxious? I mean here. It's like, I don't know. I wouldn't I would never Dom upgraded to first class. You know, what I would say, I would say send me back a cocktail. That's all I would say. Well, look in katie's defense. I cannot believe I'm actually going to do this, please. If the guy gets a free first class ticket, of course, he should say, babe. I got a first class ticket. You wanna take it? Yes. Good partners should say, no, this is a trip celebrating you and your restaurant, and I want you to have it. But thank you so much for offering that so sweet. That's what an idea. That's what a nice. That's what that's what a Mench would do in the gentlemen would do. I actually one hundred percent agree with you. But he doesn't offer because he knows that. She'll be like fuck. Yes. I'll take it. Also, he knows that she's going to try and take it anyway. Because it's like it's like marrying your little your obnoxious little sister having him noxious little sister. I also he didn't realize she was on the trip. That's the point. Yeah. He didn't realize she was even coming on the trip. Of course, he didn't offer it. He's like, wait. You're coming to were you at X. Also with us. Are you sure it's like, wait a minute whose folding the laundry on the couch? The launch just going to fold itself. Okay. Honey, we a couch sitter at least. So then. But then the thing is this though, Katie tries to like wrap this up as she tries to angle it as if this is like another example of him, abandoning her. So she's like, you know, I love flying with Tom because like we'll watch a movie together unless your headphones, and but we can't because he decides take a luxury vacation in first class. I'm like, oh, please shut up. You watch a movie together and your headphones talk about codependency like you have to watch Marlin me attempt time what get your own air pods, by the way. Okay. And I'm not watching the notebook with you again with Russ earwax your, Katie. I'm not gonna watch another Blake lively movie with you with like with your wired headphones is Blake lively good or evil. I just don't know the twin Bush lively pants soup, but she also fell for someone. Just having less being make you. I don't care. Oh, look Blake lively into shark who's gonna survive. Okay. So. Meg with you. So she's already monster. So we see everybody everybody's doing on the plane, and everybody's listening to beats basically beats headphones and then it show seen eating in first class. And it's hilarious because you know, poor people like us Ling, I've been upgraded to first class before. And I acted like Sheena like I believe it when they brought me hot food. I was like. To be fair. You know, that Sheena always acts like she got special treatment on airplanes like, yeah, I was airplane, and they gave me up best cough. Khou K. Like, it was pretty cool. They must like semi on tippy. I totally got upgraded to the seat this in between two people like that. So it's our heart seats people were so excited to sit with me that they actually put me on mental. I was like oh my God. So then we go over to rose. Oh, that's have Assamba seen about alcoholism. And after school schmooze. So James comes over to hang out with max. And so he comes into Villarosa on. I wish I was in Mexico. You know, and so he and max playing pool and Lisa comes buying. Why are you playing pool? Stop and come and have a Cup of tea with me. I'm like Lisa. They are like two young men in their twenties. At like, why would they not play ball like she acts as if it's like they're like murdering someone that wire. He's doing such a thing stoppage. Terrible. I just feel bad for max Ambati because like their mother is like a big box of glitter. You know? And it's like they're just doing ever wants to be right. Maxine tambi like James James said. Yeah. You know? I mean, Mexico Blake and everything. But I'd rather be Mexico. You know, everyone probably says that when they're with max, it's like here. I am with max he's nice to cut it rather be Mexico. You know, break what he ever did anybody at work hard axes, so lovely, and I've always. The story about the time when I was stopped intersection. And he was crossing and late the lights hard attorney yellow for him. And and he was a good pedestrian, and he accelerated to a fast trot, and like a little wave. And I'm like, you know, what that like a lot of people do not do that. If anything they do the reverse slowdown. So I was like looking at your ever thinking of other people's feelings you'll never make in this town next, by the way lake. Poor James, not only as not in Mexico. He didn't has have sin have tea with lease like, it's nothing against Lisa just think the I feel like spending afternoon drinking tea instead of being Mexico partying. I used to befriend in high school. I'd go over to her house and just like do you guys want tea, and we'd always have to sit and drink tea, and it's just like just felt sad. Yeah. I think it's like sharp objects like if the moms are fring UT, she secretly wants to murder you or something, you know, like never trust tea or so they're having 'em. This is no different because Lisa's just gonna grill James Jamesy. Rainsy J. Jay what's about alcoholism? Let us discuss it. All you not like. Like, I haven't been. I've been a good boy. Did you ask anyone if I was telling the treats about yelling and wanna work day? Lisa up and good ball. I've been really good Lisa haven't drunken at all at much. Have you had had? It was a trick question. Isn't it? Well, Lisa, I'm good. Boy. I haven't had anything to drink. She's like, well, how many beers have you had anything to drink like, what do you mean totent- or or just the past day? Goes. I mean since all of this, Mike. Okay. Yes. Since you've been pretending not to drink anymore, James. So she's asking and he's had one this Toya time with Mark tot 'cause I just saved it. It was congratulations. He wanted me to have at least he wanted me to and they said James cetera fucking liar. He doesn't even tell the truth about what he's drinking with his dad, they cut to drinking and James it's locker it's like an own Julius both out could me poeple. I thought that was like from last year with that from that like where he was because they were at token Madeira, which I also thought was hilarious. He said I wouldn't want. My dad took him Daryl. Okay. So just the clip from last year. Yeah. Yeah. So James is like. In his defense. He says be as go tacos like Crump. It's not I mean to have one. Lease the stakes go with James Kennedy like meat and tacos. Okay. So yeah, he is basically lying because he tells us he's like, yeah. I haven't even been drinking. I mean, I didn't have a drink. Stay Naveh drink yesterday drink today. Full actually, I did I had to drink day before. But you know, and his argument is like listen bitch. I'm twenty six years old. I was having a good time drink if I want you doesn't make me an alcoholic, and she's like, but James James e have you lost your job over it? Yes. Have you lost your friends over it might? None of those things are real. You're just making things up. It's like asking me. Ronnie. Are you drinking too much? Did you lose your Mercedes Benz over it? Yes. Did fate just making things up. So. James goes out of the tom-tom opening. I don't back in LA and no one's. He's too. Good on giving. I'm like, congratulations. You did two things that were vaguely human. And now you want like you want like a giant hug? Yeah. He's ridiculous. He's like, I'm doing good. Don't they will do go straight onto? Done a lot of bad. Okay. Get over it fucking baby. After crying problem. Who saw deserve to be Dr. He said I deserve to be. Like what kind of his answer? What is this name? And it's like, I don't know. But let's go father Ansel Adams. Sort of other takes beautiful Joe's and jazz alcoholics onto drink at. Andrea dot telling a sex addict who have X who thought Andres is of poor moral fiber who would have thought based on everything we I mean, he's living behind the shade that James used lip behind department. All he ever does it show up and make James pay for things marries that woman, they're both monsters James needs to just burn it all down. I don't mean literally kill them. But just cut the coal turning not have you in my life anymore. You use us and rules. Okay. So let's go to Mexico. So mexico. They're in the van heading to the to the hotel. Chris like listening to music, Billy. Ooh. To go. It's Katie 'em. Kristen dance music. Like Lalla can't walk 'cause she's trying to have fun. They're all like stuff is like I wish I could talk about myself on the third person. That'd be so cool wish there like, but you know, if I said that would really be just a passive aggressive way of saying shut up you sound ridiculous. It was what she was doing. But while we're on the subject, you could learn that I mean, you are writing a book like if you're going to start talking about yourself on the third person. Now's the time to have a bruise on my face was that. I don't know. I think it's just like an early. So now, they're at the hotel, and they're getting towels and warm towels everyone she was like. This is like our, Robin. Not me James did cheat on hall. See this castle Spanish is so cute in this episode. She's like. Come out. As I actually can make enchiladas basically Mexican. So they all have these banging rooms and katie's giving katie's giving a Schwartz the cold shoulder. She's basically like not talking to him because she was rage. Texting him the entire flight. Which is hilarious. She's been the entire flight fixating on this stupid thing. Texting him saying like, oh my God. I'm backwards. We regressed I don't know. Maybe marabout. All right. Like like going nuts. It's a now. She's really mad. And at one point like as you just Pissy about everything someone goes, by the way, have has a problem go to Schwarz's room, and she's like, oh, it's just Schwartz's room. Just short while you're Schwartz seriously. Now, Malani Malani. Katie's being baloney family name. Yes, she's being snippy and Tom's like baba have you been drinking? And like you can't do that. If she's upset at something. You can't ask if she's been drinking even though that's exactly what Lalla does to James James all season long. Have you been clean games? Yeah. So then everybody goes up and starts looking at their rooms and Britain. Acking look. I wish we were doing this at a live show because I know the two of us would get up and pretend to be brilliant clutching the wall. I can go over there and tell everyone Mexico that worming. So see we get her backstory by she has a fear pies. She's like what I was a little girl I had drying, the alad would see Santa Claus at the mall, and the and Santa Claus pushed me over the glass rail and over there at the mall, and I've never been able to go near the game. Forty dreams are crazy. Plane daddy issues, even in her dreams like all the mail all the males in her life just tutor like shit like Santa Claus throws up the end to the mall can Santa closer over the edge. I was like did you try to marry him? Glass. Calls. See what happens if you dreamt or cramps in she's marrying cramps? You know, this is how this is all going to end faxes just going to be like drawing Brittany over the edge of something. Going to hell, that's what Grampus does after all. So yes, they go into the room and Jackson. Most places in here. We can feed the hog. And she's like what does that mean? He's like, you know, it's acts like feed the pig. The. Yeah. I've never heard that. I'm just gonna I'm just going to recede into silence on that one. I mean, just in this flog Jags backing gross enough with that him calling. It feeding the hog. But I think that. I think the reason why they kept that in because he's like, listen, you gotta feed it it's hungry, and they kept that in to quickly juxtaposed over to Schwartz's room. Yeah. I said Schwartz's room where Tom and Katie are walking around in silence. And there's just like awkward tension. Lingering over them. The producers focus in on a little pillow that says, relax. So Katie starts right in entendre. She goes to the hammock, and he's like are you cranky? And she's like I'm looking at here. Now allowed even sleep out there. It's a master Mantech apart at that place. You're being a wet blanket. You know, unlike a folded blanket, which is how I like you start folding laundry. I don't know this about Bob. She's like, yeah. She's like, well, I'm sorry. I haven't seen much you don't pay attention to me. He's like Bubba. How did you get in here where you hear all this time? I would have gotten you a keycard if I knew you're going to be coming over. So he's sick of her because he's just read all her tax. Now she's being a bitch, which she always does on their trips. He's right. And he goes, okay. He's like this is classic Katy. And I'm not having it Kepa. You've ruined like seventy percent of our relationships. And then we get a montage of Katie to being fucking terrible on every vacation, katie's hair being even worse on every -cation. I'm like you've got to have it to Katie seeking not only up herself in the terribleness department. But her air can get worse and worse season to season. It really came. They really ahead. And so he's like Georgia Leers, and you're acting like a fool, and she's like I've been so patient the last for months of barely seen you Katie you're on the couch all day long. How do you not see him? He comes in comes out. She's like, I think somewhere around here or maybe earlier. She's like, you know, like, you know, he goes he comes in from work like after I've gone. Sleep. And then like I wake up and he's already off to the gym. We'll have how you say later or wake up earlier one of those things. Yeah. And let's see she's says she gets mad. She's just wanting. She's just wanting a big five out of it. So she that thing you, do you say to somebody when you're just like fuck you. Let's just fight and screaming yell at each other and ruin everyone else's fake Asian. She has. Oh, you're right. You're always right. You're right about everything. It's always right. No one else. Ron. And she's like, and you're right about you. And you're right about me. And you're right about sitting up your friends instead of from may. Yeah. How many tons of told you that? I miss you. And like it's a job. How many times have you told me you wanted me to get a job? I finally have a job and goes just because you have a bar now means you shouldn't be able to neglect your wife, Katie. It's literally like he has a job. That's my having a job is that you have to actually be somewhere else to do work while next to her. They're being really loud and Tom be quiet. We're knowing people, and you see Tom areana in their hammock next door, and they're like just like listening and like smiling and enjoying into like now, we know our vacation. Katies Katies going crazy. I guess this is Beximco but starts with them too. Because she's like, oh God there goes, Katie. Well, I guess he could just be more of an adult. Well, he just gives her side. I into the countryside is amazing. Because she goes, oh, man. He's like, dude, I pay attention more than he does. And she goes yet, and you don't pay attention very much like he's good. He's good. So katie's like try to fit me to a hatbox, Tom. You try to pack our helmet, so katie's like stop talking, and listen all I need you to do is listen shorts yet. But the problem is that I don't like the sound of your voice. It's like it's like a. Cacophony of noise. He's like a second cacophony then. And I think that needs to be cert- a kickoff of bla-bla-bla because that's the best thing that he's ever said that she was so furious. Like that was the word that like she just like stripped off that day. It was like Tuesday your word of today is cacophony and she was like gearing up to use it. But he actually saw it. I just like fuck you Tom that was my word to use today. So she goes he Schwartz goes, you know, what your tone about everything your tone everything about it was just like. Green pants. Yeah. There's Katie there's Katie with good burns, rain pants. You. Don't so cute by what you sound like a douchebag. He goes. Well, you're the issue of a fourteen year old. Yeah. Because we just got here. And you don't have the wherewithal to just say, well, let's have a nice vacation to your have the wherewithal to be like on a city husband, and he's like well try being with the same shitty. Y for seven years there. You are you to Finally I love when we finally get to see Tom and Katie 'cause they act like this. About you you too or full of shit, you abuse each other all day long. Okay. And I'm here for you both deserve it. Absolutely. Then it just ends with to be continued. So. The not be why which is the country's best y'all. So that was a really great great way to end that episode. Otherwise have been a pretty like home episode, and then just ends with a nice nice bit of classic, Tom. And Katie what a what a return to form? Yes. With Ebi decapitations next week's Mexico out. In the meantime, we will be back tomorrow with real housewives of Beverly Hills. Go get your show to gets for next week Portland. And Phoenix right in a row, Pittsburgh is still for sales to go. 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Scheana Shay & June Diane Raphael

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

23:43 min | 1 year ago

Scheana Shay & June Diane Raphael

"Welcome to the Bravo clubhouse for the podcast edition of Watch. What happens live with me? Andy Cohen and her show Grayson. Frankie is top notch. And if she likes you she'll give you an apple lodge. It's June Diane Rayfield. Hey Bill in the world's biggest welcome to watch what happens on I am your host Andy Cohen live at the clubhouse after Vanderbilt rules at at a book signing that made us all WanNa turn the page not only is my. I got an endless stream of bravo knowledge. She's also streamed role in the sixth season of Grayson Jason Frankie on net flicks. It's our friends you Diane Ray. She's good as Gold Casino. Great to see you Gina. Did you heme that dress yourself now. Actually it did. I'm great to see you. I love your coordinated black outfits so much to talk about tonight via the two of you ever met before now Dan Dan okay for everyone who's asked how they can work out with my trainer. STANI literally I get people all the time. How can I work out with standing? Well guess what Christmas either came very earlier a little late over at the bar. He is celebrating his new virtual workout program available at Ne- U. FITNESS DOT COM. It Stanislav Kravchenko. Ace Daddy work out with you. Virtually right yes on demand on TV or an iphone anywhere anywhere arms like you sure okay very good and fifty percent off okay. Very good three game alerts of my guess. What Noah anyone say this word if you're twenty one or over in honor of China's hit single drink till your memories as good as a Goldfish by by the way the link to work out with stand up on instagram stories? Give us a call at eight seven seven three three rival or tweet me and Andy Your questions for June and Sheena while you're on your phone go to WWAFL Dot TV because we have polls polls polls. I want to get started on. Tonight's Van Republic still getting to know the new servers and Charlie has an interesting theory or to take a look. Oh I have eaten the Cheka three shifts in a row really love that Boston. I've never had pasta and my life. I have this theory that Pastas says the reason why everyone's like gains wake. If like you just Saxon your body thing cards. Oh it's your body you just love it. It's presented as if theory like he's done a Ted talk about crazy information which is going to go with it sir. We all know this will. Generally we leave the mispronunciations to Ramona's singer and actress and Kamala Damola but tonight we were treated to an alternative pronunciation. Courtesy of Britney. Watch this weddings. Going to be somewhere. She cools post sales for Psych Sake. Are you kidding me. We call it for sales low sales. That's just what it called and Kentucky Dramatic Combat Component is at Belay Visao by the sales. I mean what is that I think Lisa Mater later point quite well your questions for June coming in but before we get to those. Here's what three things I'm obsessed with tonight I this season on vanderbilt rule sheen has been accused of having a a deep dependence on dudes while she denies it. Let's see if the tape tells a different story. Sheena watch this. I did briefly day. Max I I literally bought him an Apple Watch the show him much. I cared about him and he couldn't even use it to talk soon. I'm divorced I don't know if you know that still doesn't define me you're saving yourself career. Aides need to preserve those an offer care about you as my friend. You're saying that I don't know if I believe you. Oh my God no it. Can I borrow him I I I just want to read you a few things that you sent me. I think I'm obsessed with you already. You're a smoke show anyone. I feel pretty lucky as all I like attention mentioned from guys I wouldn't say boy crazy. June what do you think about Sheena approached with men. Listen I feel like you're spending to much money on thank you bye-bye Thanksgiving gift. That's how I celebrate that holiday an Apple Watch for Thanksgiving. It was marina. He couldn't afford it. I knew he wanted. I was thankful I had someone in my life was making me happy. Happy at the time and by the way you set a standard that I will not abide by watching like. We're not doing sorry here. And here's what back. When Gina was the new backlash she know was the new girl Stasi loved as her mercilessly? But to amend something Arianna said you either diocese China or you survive long enough to become a Stasi. You'll see what I mean. Watch we like to. I have a teapot with like hot water. And you put on top and it seems it. Is it really daynuss job to polish every glass on the patio. No that happened to me. You need to wash the glasses in the main room and and then make sure the coffee bar is cleaned. Okay what says tonight we have tomato best. Obviously and Tomato Basil Mito Best and Tomato Basil Loft servicing them the specials. No I just got their drink order. Might you would've been and you actually just did it. There's something talk to me. I feel like either like vibe with people right away or I don't like with you. Identify with her. I did it. We haven't really done wrong. So what is it. That's like bothering you about me. I don't like what you've done. Sorry not sorry honey all right code. WWAFL DOT. TV Are Paul. Who's side are you on? Sheena or Dana. She you know we got a lot of questions. Like this. From Samantha. Elise why is Sheena so quick to. Why is she too so quick to treat Dana the the same way? She was treated by Stacey when she was first hired knowing how much she hated it herself. You know in all honesty. Peter was the one who is directing me on the sidewalk for her so I was just doing doing what he told you. He told you to be a bitch. Sound Mater pause all the glasses and then does the right done and I had fun with it. It is a cycle of abuse. I heard I think you will see an apology later. In the second Stasi's celebrator being the New York Times bestselling author with a book signing tom-tom not to be Outdone Sandoval authored his own manuscript in the form of a two thirty am rage taxed as doc- and here's how that went. I just woke up to a text from Thomson evolve. Just listen do not put this on me or us because I will literally kick you out of Tom. Tom Is he out of his mind. I said SAUCY talks message because I'm trying to figure out how the Tom Tom is. Not GonNa look like control your Tom. I'm not GonNa Kiss Your Selfish Egotistical. All right here's what go to W. W. H. L. Dot TV. I want you to weigh. In whose side are you on. Tom Or Stasi dots about that showdown. Wow I'm way further than it needed to. I don't think she needed to scream. I think it was kind of putting on a show for all the people watching. Okay Okay looks like that's a landside landslide to okay. Finally June watches Bravo with the dedication of an Olympic athlete in training. So here's what it's time for June June Bravo. I've Gone Hardball Bravo Bravo questions. Get ready to take. I need your heartaches June The vanapope kids moved to the BURBS can domestication Calm they're crazy ways. I think so I feel like once you have a kitchen island decibels under it you just you just settled down agree or disagree with Tom. And King's comments. Let's that Sandoval is an echo chamber of negative negatively and is jealous of Stasi's success. So I do think he's an Echo Chamber of negativity. I don't know that it has to do with. I don't know that he wants to be a basic pitch. I I just think he's a negative person and you're shaking. One of my best friends not is not negative. Jackson Britney or married predictions on how long the union will last. We did have watch what happens. Live for our viewers. Give it six years that AH generous and fast. Oh sorry I got I have honestly twelve MOS- that's short for months. Wow okay new. Jersey Jennifer's very open about plastic surgery proud to be a physical trophy showing off her husband's plastic surgery. Skills is this unhealthy or teach her own within. It is very hard to be a woman in this world and I say to each her own. Whatever you have to do as you all right? Let's moving to Orange County. I know you love Victoria Korea Gun Vilson. She raised the reunion that the OC is her show. She demands respect. Should the women show her respect think of her performance foreman at the reunion. Listen I think that she did start this Andy. You have to recognize that we've recognized it. Eighty thousand million times so so I feel like what she really wants and what you might consider giving her is Vicky gun presents. The ladies spread a rumor about Kelly Dodd and the train was this slut shaming of course it was okay reaction to the announcement of the upcoming real housewives of Salt Lake City I'm worried because I'm scared. They're all Mormons and they don't drink but I'm watching obviously. GOP scared It's all happening in Salt Lake City. Right now it'd be sober scarier all right. Thank you so much shoe I gotta ask what you thought of the tweets that came out last week. We have Max and I mean obviously nothing. They said it's okay. I don't condone anything. They said I can say more on Max's behalf. If he is a good person he has a good heart. He's been an amazing to me. Despite what you're seeing on the show right now I have never gotten to know well enough. I don't anything he said is. Okay are excusable either of them I mean Liam g e mail June. Who Do you think is the most underrated housewife or bravo liberty? We'll Vicky convulsants Jason. Okay Sheena Tina ass wants to know how you felt about. It being said that you're a bad kisser. It's just untrue so it it was annoying. Yeah all right. Let's go to Kim from Pennsylvania. Hey Kim what's your question hi Andy. LA- cancelled as usual My question is for Sheena What's your current dating status? and Are you dating anyone seriously right now I am. He's actually sitting front row right any big Australian rugby player and I'm here for it. Four months yes yes. Have you bought him an Apple Watch. He got air pots. How long he got him to? How long does it take him to hang TV? We're still working on that Obama Youtube Channel. Okay all right for both of you. What did you honestly think about Dana? Stand up comedy routine. I thought it was fucking great. Yeah yea I'm actually seeing her live next week. Okay let's go to Katie from Vermont. Katy what's your question. Hi My question is for June. Diane makes you break the bolstering. See Lily Tomlin or Jane Fonda much. Oh Gosh that's such a tough question. They're both so incredible. Well and I think probably lily because she's just so outside in improvises and does stuff that so unexpected and her lines are here. They're they're they're everywhere. You really genuinely never know what's going to happen Amy True Russian tweeted. She what did you do with your gigantic wedding. Portraits honestly half of them have been shipped to fans and the other couple. You better just a mirror in storage still okay Any idea the status of the penguin you bought for Adam last season actually own the penguin she is still mine. Oh the penguin is still yours. But you gave the Penguin two atom. Yeah I was just a piece of paper. She's registered under my name. Go custody. CBS Oh wow interesting. Okay on next week's Van Rosa Jackson's Bachelor Party in Miami Conversation with Bowling Santa Mall bristled or maybe it's fake moustache. Here's this peak. I'm just pissed off about the text message nasty to my girlfriend. Sent a nasty in Tex tex-mex you should apologize for it. I mean I feel like she owes me an apology. I don't think she does the fact that she's screamed. Belittled me attacked me in front of customers. Those were her cousins and there was a my customers and I first met Santa. I thought he was just a really cool guy. Oh Tom Because it's not about you. You're just jealous Tom. But after all this stuff he's kind of Dick all right. It's game time everybody whether you're whether you just just recently binge you've noticed Gina's had some moments which were to put it bluntly uninjured so it's time to play through some. Our favorite favorite Sheena is from one to ten ten being the most insane. These scorecards okay. We're all the first one it's Miami girl back to you. Shut them. Please listen to me. All you've done until Tomonori on down do not. They don't care suckered it. Oh I didn't know I hit that OCTA The most birthday party. Why is good open right now? Live live right now your arm. Yeah let's go to rob obsessing over. Never should've gotten married. And now that I'm with rob. I know that so much more deals like we've just been together forever. Boban to have a Lake House in Austin him and I don't even kiss a lot because he is a kisser. TV on the wall and under seven minutes. I timed him. I I love him. We get married until July. She she gives it a one and Tutor to give it a ten okay Wedding we AH no no no have stop and start over. That's ridiculous. This is ridiculous anybody here you herself. I was thinking really pissed off right now. Okay so we're just GONNA wait for her to finish the whole song. This is ridiculous. This is so annoying. I don't understand why anyone gave her a cue to start singing little level penguin. O can you please just I need to. I need to walk us. Even though we're not in a relationship and I feel like we literally just broke up with ever happy Jay. All right okay Ed. It looks like wedding gets the most points. Congratulations June Tell me about the Jane Club Real Quick. I'd love to so after. Having my second child I was really struggling with leaving him and going to work and then at work mark I would feel badly about not being with him. I'd feel badly about working when I was with him you. I'm sure know that whole tension and so I started a workspace in la where where parents can come and work in a beautiful environment and we have fulltime on site childcare Jane implode in La all right. It's time for Moslem. Today goes to not only the Jane Club but to Katie sours assistant coach the San Francisco Forty niners. WHO's going to be making history times times? Two is the first LGBTQ plus and female coach to go to the Super Bowl. Sorry it took a couple of days for this news to get to us here at watch. Live the only activities. We're paying Tatoo or Theresa's bodybuilding career. What's happening hot fitness? But now we might get into football too and by the way it looks like the Jock. DOC straps won't be the thing about this year super bowl after all. And since June absorbs Robbo is eagerly as the cirque ru inhales Tequila shots. I thought it'd Hover Giver Bravo Pravo Jack Whole Day. Do you have one for us. Yes so my Jack Hall of the days the Sir uniform okay. I think we first of all I'm done with cotton blend on so I just want more than a t shirt dress. I'm worried that we're not being size inclusive. I don't know how many sides offered right right and I just feel like we really need an upgrade. We need an upgrade to our after so June Diane Raphael is grace and Creighton Condor. Jake Chuck it out in. La You can find Sheena Shea at Sir on Vanderplank Stanislav Kravchenko is my trainer. And also so you. It's the Netflix of fitness. They have all kinds of fitness classes for every kind of person. Check it out at NEO FITNESS DOT com. Tom And you can work out with standing standing. What is my what annoys you about training? What bothers lex? Hey she doesn't like to Lex but okay with uniform you're on the phone but McCain visit because I work work out hard. I just do what he tells me to. When I'm on the phone I just talking and I do? What he tells me didn't know being on the phone was an option air pods on like she? Yeah and I just walk right there. Just talk right to it. And I'm like standing. I'm yes Monaco Monaco. And then he said to me the other day. How do you deal with the housewives and I was like talking someone off a ledge? I remember the first day of the session when I was in a heated conversation. That was with us all. Let's go to Kathy from North Carolina. Kathy which question. Hey Andy you big fan and seen big Fan I wanted to ask Shayna is. She's been in touch with her ex. Robbie Robbie Hayes. He's definitely not an act. See someone I made out with a few times. Yeah we're still friends neighbors. He spent you know several months. He has has two kids. You're seen on MTV right now. Bartenders friends Oh yeah he did. I saw you got me. Yeah of course. WHY WOULDN'T I? It was the top of my listening to ask them. I mean with all due shortlist L. from San Diego. Hey Al what's your question. I mean it seems like it makes my first. She May and June Diane. I would like to know if she missed so friends with and you ever accessed from the show and in which one of them is June. Diane favorite may also be invited to watch what happened wives. Oh okay you first. Who is your favorite of your exit as Ooh? That's a real Sophie's choice. I mean listen I do have a soft spot for Shea. You know he was my way in. Yeah exactly it's hard to discern what's just comfortable and familiar and what's real love but But I did think he was a sweet teddy bear I soft spot for. And that's why he's the only one I'm still in touch with. You are going to ask you for so he is he happy happy and in a good place he he I mean I think he's still kind of finding himself I. He's happy and doing well great. I'm happy to hear that. Let's go to Laura Orphan. DCA Laura. What's your question Andy? first off. Hey sheena led to the But my question in June sorry which housewife would be your ideal? Sorry what was the question. What would be your ideal guest as a housewife on or band or below deck or whatever but who would be the ideal gas for? How did this get me? Oh does the podcast with Paul. She earned Jason Men soukous God. That's a tough one. You know because I know. Sonia Dabbled in film financing. If you'll remember correctly and took her out she was finding that lawsuit I I I'd be happy. Forgotten me love to read that script first of all I'd love and and I love to have her on the podcast. Very good Sonia if you're watching. That's an invitation. They do not fly you out. Nope I WANNA thank June Diane Ray Moore. Thanks for listening to the PODCAST. Everybody hope you enjoyed the show. Remember new episodes go live Monday through Friday at four P._M.. 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Give A Little Love and a Little Shade but NOT Coronavirus

Give Them Lala ... with Randall

48:08 min | 1 year ago

Give A Little Love and a Little Shade but NOT Coronavirus

"Hello everybody. It is Lila. Kent with Randall. We took a week off. Yes lot of hiatus a lot of hiatus e type. I don't even know where a lot of team took a quarantine week. We're taking a lot of quartz weeks right now. We're doing this in quarantine correct were sitting in our dining room looking at each other Versus having like a crew of three or four or five people route. But that's and you know there's a lot of things that I'm going to be really brutally honest right now. I feel like doing this. Podcast like for me. This is a safe format like where I feel like. I can be completely honest completely myself. Yeah and like my instagram is more where I treat it like an episode of curb your enthusiasm. I say a lot of stupid shit. I know when other people are saying stupid shit because I to say a lot of getting involved this no so there was bass post that I did and I was talking about corona virus and I wouldn't get it and all of these things and you have to know like for me. Randall has his hands over his face took. We're going to go down this road because I feel like it's important for me to tell people like the difference between my podcast and the difference between Instagram for me is instagram playground. Where I spew bullshit and I hope that people think it's funny and if they don't think it's funny I get it. I'm not everyone's Cup of tea. It is what it is but but I also think people just in your defense because I know who you are. I think that people don't understand that you are a very empathetic person to people to causes too especially in the world that we're living in right now and we talk about a lot over the last seven days of the uncertainty that we're living in you know. I know how scared you are the uncertainty that we both have and the rest of the world has so. I think that you would basically what you're trying to say. Is this format. You can share your your true self times instagram. You're goofing off and then you get punished for it because it doesn't come off the way that the way you really feel because the real Lala has been quarantining. The Real Lalla has has been very emotional and very up and down over the last week and I think that you want your fans because I only have three or four year ones in the house and and then and then my kids and then I think my mom thinks she's a fan so anyway but the point is is that I think what you're trying to say is that people should know how emotional you've been over the last week and how effective you have been let alone the rest of the world. We've all been affected but right I don't even feel like it's like me being affected because well okay we're GONNA go into how I've been affected. But on the flip side people have been way more affected than I have. People are losing their life for me. I have a different mindset about the entire thing which I won't get into because it's just too up and down and crazy right now. We don't know what what I mean. That's what I mean so I can't even tell you how I'm feeling because I know I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. What I do know is people are getting extremely second losing their lives and the only thing I can sit here and do is just like right. He's like make sure that my I don't even know what to say. This is so new for me. Okay I first of all you know. We weren't even GonNa go on the air today and we decided that this was a format that would at least make us feel or have some sense of normalcy. So I feel like sitting here with you and talking it out as okay and I think I listened to somebody speak the other day and the first thing he said. He was one of the top economists and one of the top doctors. I was listening to this and he started out by saying we don't know before I give you my opinion with all the experience and things that I have. I want to tell you that we have never seen anything like this and I don't have the answer. The President doesn't have the answer. Nobody has an answer so I think for you to sit here. It's okay lot to look at me and say I don't even know how I feel because to be honest. I'm forty eight years old turning forty nine on Wednesday and I have seen a lot. Podcast AIRS OKAY. So my birthday. Happy Birthday to me. Okay the PODCAST is airing. It is my birthday but no what I'm just trying to say is I think it's okay to not know and we're all confused and I think we're scared but I think we're trying to as as a human race we come together and we fall in a line and we're all here quarantining and living in our homes and doing what we can do right and I'm an optimist so in my mind you know. I'm already in July with everybody back on the beach and we beat this as a society that the truth is nobody knows and the and the sad part of this is that thousands and thousands of people are dying and not just eighty five year old people with underlying conditions. Young people are dying. People who were healthy have also died. Yes it is affecting based on the reports were reading but it is a scary thing that a thirty one year old that I know is in the hospital with double pneumonia. And it's going to recover now but I mean what? What is his feelings going into the hospital? And you don't know if you're GONNA make it through and you're a healthy guy so I just think it's okay to feel the way you're feeling. I think I think were all confused. We're all scared. And we're all fucking overwhelmed. I'm beyond overwhelmed. I mean I got I mean. Take us being safe. Because we're in this house and we're together but in all the people who lost their lives and I've said prayers for all them and every night and go to bed and I pray that this goes away yesterday but we've also had came home. I came home from a movie that got put on hiatus for safety reasons along with everybody in the world. Their jobs their careers. We've all been put on hold and you and I were planning on getting married. April eighteenth so yes. Yawn is the way that this has affected me personally. And like I go back to when I did that. Instagram post and then it will bring up any June because it's like queue the curb your enthusiasm fame song that my our wedding does get pushed. Now put that aside. I'm going through my planner. Because I'm like a seventy year old woman. I don't use Google calendars whatever and I put my wedding day on April eighteenth in Penn. Because I didn't think I would need to erase it at any point and when I was going through and looking at it and like a racing the parts where it just said like leading week or hunting them. So okay okay. Okay to be sad i. I don't think people realize how devastating you know. It is for somebody to have a wedding. I don't think people realize how devastating it is to a bride you as a groom. You're a guy and you just WanNa take care of your girl and you're like don't worry baby we're going to have a great wedding and it's GonNa be a great wedding no matter what but for a bride. I've watched you cry. And you see me upset and you know we had. We had a full out cry fest a week ago when we first made the decision. But I've watched you know the bridal shower the BACHELORETTE party wedding to leave for my Bachelorette. Did I say so all and I don't think anybody's prepared for this and it's like we always keep telling ourselves because you and I've had this conversation hundred times like we're safe. Our families save. We're doing the right thing. But that doesn't take away from the fact that your heart is broken and my heart is broken from having two hundred and fifty people when we thought we were three weeks away. You keep thinking about like okay. April eighteenth was only special. Because that's the day that I was going to marry you so no matter what day we choose still going to be that way. Okay I love you and I know it's sad but the main thing I told you is that we love each other and now we're here and that we're safe and at the end of the day a lot of people would pick this spot. Sound silly silly. No no no no. No no no beep nose to a later time. You're allowed of all. I don't I don't take that away from you. I'm GonNa tell you right here. You are allowed to be sad and devastated over this day. Yes do we look at the bigger picture? People are losing their lives and we are and people are losing their jobs rape okay. All the people can't feed their families so that is the number one thing and but at the same time. It doesn't take away from your heartbreak that you've been planning this wedding for two years and we're not going to have it on that day. The good news is I still want to marry you but I just want you to know that and I keep telling you this that you're entitled to feel all the sad and all the all the angst and all the things you feel whenever whenever you've gotten sat over the last week I've been there for you and I'm never told you it's not okay to feel that way because you know what people like like you. I mean I was thinking today about a friend of mine's kid was getting ready for his high school. Prom coming up for the senior prom getting ready to graduate high school. Have the big graduation party. All those things are gone right are gone for all these people so like the only thing that I take comfort in even though it's our devastation. Just like that kid is devastated that he doesn't get to go to a high school prom. We all had loss together. And it's the first time I've ever seen the planet have lost together and write it so when I call somebody and I say I'm sad about my wedding. What are you doing about your wedding and I say you know. We're devastated but the same time we're safe. And then they say my kids not GonNa play his last game. My recruiting school was going to come will not come now. They're just GONNA go off tape. All of these people in the world been affected but then you hear the most devastating stories. People that live paycheck to paycheck. Which is a lot of America? Can't pay their bills so then. I shift into humanitarian. Like what. What can we do right to give to help those people so I just think the whole world is fucked right now and we're all confused and we're all scared and we're all in it together. I mean that's the it's the first time I've ever seen the world come together like this. I mean it's not like an earthquake in one country where you send aid and it's like you you know or or or a hurricane or a all of these things are catastrophic but every country in the world is affected by this virus. So it's it's a unique thing and God willing it will never happen again and hopefully God willing we get through this and people get their lives back because you know. This is destroying people's industries and business and making a living and providing for families. So I just I think my heart breaks for everybody and my heart breaks for you. Because you're my fiance thank you. Can we move onto a a really high fee topic part to where you want to switch gears wariness switch? Let's take a short break. We'll be back because she you watched as the cody podcast. Which brings you brand new ideas for TV shows and movies. West some funny and creative Brits discovered that maybe there is such a thing as a bad idea so the idea iheart didn't show called crazy in love. You've got a girls one really rich guy. And then there's a couple of category. A mental patients. If they must be getting stricter prisoner question asked they're basically paying for I'm regressing. This already subscribe to because he watched with new episodes every Thursday. Give them La la with Randall. The first time a little bit we had a little bit of fries my my best friend Slash Lady of honor working. The whatever this contraption is working here here in the dining room dining room all right. Let's let's shift gears like you said I agree. Look that is such an Andy. Cohen thing to say like during reunions. He's always like I want to shift gears for a moment. Well that's a compliment because any combs about US okay. Any cone is about it. Let's shift gears okay. So we're shifting gears because in this thing that's happening this quarantine that we're all in like as much as we want to acknowledge everything that's happening. I want you guys to be able to laugh. Like maybe bring a little bit of white into your homes. This is what we some like. Mindless drama mean over. Getting your show band to pump rules off goes crazy. No so I made Randall. Watch this episode. It was the episode. That Jackson Britney got married. It was fucking beautiful by the way you did. Make me. Watch this episode. But because it was Jackson's wedding I did WANNA see it. Because he is one of the any and it was a beautiful beautiful day and two people who love each other very much. It was a beautiful wedding. It really was and the the thing that I loved about the wedding. Is I love when a wedding rings true to who a couple as behind closed doors and you get to see like in their vows. Their relationship comes through. Like when Britney said you're my lobster yes well said well said and I agree with you. It really rings true to them and I felt like every part of that wedding was beautiful. Everything was either Jackson or Britney or both of them and it was just so much fun. I had the best time. It was a great great wedding now. Back to the episode so in watching this particular episode which. I don't think I'll watch anymore that day. I want to set the stage until you make an appearance again. The second he finds out like Beep beep my own this amount this coming up. You want to go with this. It's a safe format random people. Listen and it's all about your business. That's much base. That's not how I am version. That's Lalas version. The only version. I am a busy person. Do not try to fame girl into the episode. Thank you la La all right. Okay Oscar off Sir. I am an Oscar nominated producer. No comment I will not take a lies about away from meal. He's got the Mike in your head. You're looking you're about to come over to the table and I feel like I'm beyond say with this Mike like this okay so because I want to get to the shade part I WanNa Throw Majid. I don't want to be part of that party going. You don't even let me get shit out okay. Listen there's all you and me here. Can you just try to listen? I don't know what you look it over there. Madison for Addison's propulsion wanted to spit out. Sherlock there's three people here and you pick the other person again. Doesn't I'll give you my next time. I go say you just shoot me like a like a like a dog. I'm going to speak at my own pace all right. It's my podcast too. By the way it says with Randall. Just so clear now. I approved years old that debt. Let me set the stage for our audience your audience and by four fans that day. They're only about ten rooms in the hotel or whatever fifteen rooms you woke me okay. You woke me up. You had volunteered are sweet to the bridal. Get ready room or something. Yeah so I woke up at like nine. Am probably with a hangover. And you're like everybody's coming in and put their dresses on. You gotta get up. Wait Ninety m the weddings at five thirty. What am I supposed to do from nine to five thirty? I steam cleaned the clothes sauce pissed so went downstairs. I ran into Bo. I just want to set the stage. For how the thing? Because they've made it look like we just like to watch X. Games in bed together. So so bob and I were like what are you doing I was like I'm not doing anything he's like me. Either I'm screwed because all the rooms are taking as he said well. My Room is empty. I like oh I just WANNA chill out today. I don't disband this while the cameras and crazy like just so we went to his room and hid and I closed the door and I got five hours to just veg out watch TV ROLE DO EMAILS. Just catch up right. And I want to make this clear Tom Schwartz. 'cause Tom Schwartz can say whatever he wants to say. But Schwartz you not deal he fucked me bad and Schwartz. You know that I don't call people out. 'cause you guys are all my friends but you fucked talk all the bullshit with your little passive aggressive passive aggressive. It's more passive kind. You're right. Shorts is passive kind so I said a short shorts. Please tax me when they're ready. Because I want to get ready with sixteen dude so I'll wait in this room with. He said Randy I got you so I sat there. I was watching the TV and boom. I get a text from you on a Wacko tax. It says there are taking pictures. Why aren't you down there? And I'm like what are you talking about boat of already called me? What caused you sorry? Short sort of already by Schwartz would've already call me and I know the doors being basically kicked in by you and you're like get debt and I said No. No No. No that's not happening. We had things that you said. They're out there taking the pictures Ra. Now I'm like freaked out. I feel horrible because I would never be late for something like that. That's an important thing and so I have to get ready literally. Twelve seconds no shower no hair. Gel because of my hair gel specialist. No Hair Gel. Oh my God yeah crispy hair on no run downstairs. And they're taking pictures and pull up to Schwartz and I say dude like come on man like I said you got me. If you didn't get me it's fine. Whatever and he goes no man you know I it just forgotten and then they were torturing me over for the next thirty minutes the gathering it up anyway. I'm just want to say to Jack's a or wedding was very important. You know that be. I love you and see Schwartz on coming for you and I just haven't figured out how I'm going to do it. But pay back. Jackson was so in his own hitting a he was like it's fine and here's the thing with rand and you get a pass for this mostly because you're older than really you just at the age thing again. Yeah but it's because for so many years you've had an assistant that travels with you and he keeps you on your still. Do Be Right. I know that but during the situation there would only so many rooms so the assistant could not stay downtown down for so many years. You've had an assistant that keeps you on track guerrillas. Your mind is full of so many other things so one never ever rely on Schwartz to give you any sort of heads. Something's things happening because I love you. Shorts but BRO. Your head is so in the clouds. But that's why we love you. That's why we Schwartz. I want to say one thing after seeing what sand of all did no luck. Wait rewind. You're right. I have an assistant because when I'm on movies or travelling or whatever you know. It helps keep schedules and keeps US moving. But at the end of the day. I'm an adult and I had no problem with being ready for pictures or whatever time somebody said. The only problem is is that I thought Bo up. Dammit I thought Schwartz I thought Schwartz would be like right there on the ground. Let's say he ran. I'm GonNa come grab you thought it would get me and we go together now. But I am going to tell you. If this if there's another vendor pump wedding which there is right Bowen starchy that after seeing the remarkable impeccable job that Thomson of all did as a span. I have not seen anything like this now. You should write a book. You should write a book and it should be tips to be a best man. I have never seen anybody more prepared when I showed up for the pictures. All the way up to the point where we went down the aisle. He had a cooler that had wine openers. He had every kind of liquor you could want. I mean nobody. Nobody baby I mean Santa. Vall is a rock star of honestly of you know I actually for a minute was gonNA demote my Lady of Honor Madison. Or you're going to drop her. Bring on Tom Santa. He had he had in his cooler. Glasses forever. Shot glasses wine glasses. This guy rocks that out of the equation when we were taking our pictures after sweating in the sun for Fintan. He's full mirror not compact a full. He's the real deal. It was crooked as you know what I call them at the wedding. And this true story. He's the macgyver of best man. That's amazing I love labeled him that okay. So then there's the other side Vander pump and here we go you guys. I know you are all in quarantine and you need to hear some shade. And I'm about to throw it out of this section. I know you're GONNA listen and you're gonNA feed into what I'm fucking so I'm not a partnership really take down with very scary and very dark. Adjust fucking deal with it. Go Okay I cannot deal with these new people you guys. I'm going to be fucking honest. I record the show and I watch it and I have to fast forward for a while. Because here's what happens Randall? Get off your phone and engage with me getting so nervous texting. Okay tell your boyfriend hold on a minute okay. This is how bashing the New People. No I'm not bashing the New People. I'm spitting mad truth okay. That's not nice. It's not even about that. Has nothing to do with it. I actually think that the new people are great. Oh good I think that they have. But here's where I'm conflicted. This is the only way I can explain how I feel. I feel like I'm super into a show like I'm watching vander pump and then it's almost like I change the channel and when I come back like all this stuff has happened and I've missed it like the new people is like a commercial that started and I flipped the channel like it takes me out of it gives another layer of excitement. No I think like that's how I would explain it. The New People coming on. It's like fuck I gotta wait for commercial to see what's going to happen in a storyline that invested in Jake. Me Out of it. Take out of it. I'm interested in what's happening with the witches of we hope I want to dive deep into everything. I WanNa see what's happening with. Thomson of all injects like that. Lasted one episode on For fucking week question. I wanted to know everything that happened. You just said before you started this shade thing you call it whatever you said you weren't going to bash the new people and now you just Bash New People you Quaeda them to a commercial. That's what you just called okay. I'm so sick of people where it's like gear but that is like your bashing. It's like no this is just factual how I feel. This is like how I feel. There's nothing to do with you personally. So you like the personally. I don't know them okay. So you don't know them. You're not sure you like. Here's the thing people commercial or not. Because that's what I want commercial. You just basically told the new cast that they're not cast members they're the commercial in-between the show feel a lot of people. I'm sure you got your hands. Flying in the air now shit's going crazy okay. I'm going to bring it back to center. I like the New People. They've been very nice to me. I don't watch the show. I only watch my God. Can I throw up in a bucket? Please Randall get the fuck out the New People. What do you know about done okay? I'll tell you right now. I I don't know all of them but I know Max he's very nice. He's very kind he. I've had a bunch of phone conversation with him. He's very nice. Talk on the phone couple times two times. I think he's very nice. Berk is happening in this house when I'm not around you're just having romances with the vanderbilt or but when I go when I go to Tom Tom with Jackson them. That's where I see him and he's always gentlemen always very kind. Hold on and then your other friend on one celebrated the Oscar Brunch. What's her name exactly Randall? Her name's Dana Dana. I notes Dan. Stop. Why are you trying to make look that true? First of all. I Love Dana. She's a great person. She's very kind and I want to say every time I've gone into the restaurant when she there she always comes up says alot is totally nice. I just think they're authentic people. I think I think Max I don't know everybody else. I don't even know anybody out of the other however many people but the two that I know right I think are really fun. Interesting people and I'm GONNA be honest and if Eilly and that's what I mean there's a lot of people that feel the exact same way that you do for me. All the new story lines from new faces is the fucking commercial okay. This is the part where I think everybody has to start somewhere in the world. But here's the other thing that I must say. This is a dead end street. Then you had your hands in the air two seconds ago. I'm just worried. Howdy hands in the air randall. Because I just don't Care Oh God hey hands and yours. The worst part about this podcast. If you start waving your hands and shit starts getting off. I can't believe we're stuck. We're stuck quarantine bitch dining room where it's stuck in the dining room. Here's how let me just explain something to you really quickly? How wherever you're looking like. If I if those people would have come on season four when I came on all those bitches would be my best friends because they were totally like out there like I was like when I the episodes that I have seen with them. And I'm like Oh my God they're saying Shit that like I used to say and I swore to myself like this. May I'll never change carry. I'm approaching thirty and shit unchanged right. You grew up kind of some days depending on what day it is. But that's true depending on if you wake me up before nine. Am One out of three. Or I call them a grownup division. One every three days. You're blows my mind that you put a ring on it with that. Because I love you and you brainwashed me a little bit in a lot of different ways. I love you listen. We're not talking. Let's get back to our relationship. Please is a podcast. We can have relationship conversation later. No I WANNA say is this I feel like I feel like your little heart on on the on the new cast members and I think that everybody should give it a not hard on them at all. I have no idea what's happening with any of them because I have to fast forward for not seconds minutes. I'm going to get a phone call about this. Just see now. I just want to tell you that. I think that our pump rules one of the greatest shows of all time to all the producers and I have nothing to do with this part of the conversation said why the producers of animals they should be producing every reality. Tv Show Oh that was a segue. There's a lot of reality shows I watch and I'm like this glad that I don't get a paycheck from the tech from manner proper roles. Because here's what I think. Here's what I think because we're in quarantine so I'm not even really sure there's a world that exists right now on the four zero five at seven and there was zero Turks. It's scary scary. It's scary yeah but let me just say this. I understand what you're saying that you feel the show. Maybe isn't have the momentum the way you stop without the customer's but I also feel shows have to evolve and clearly the producers. No better than most. Because they're one of the most successful reality present hold on. I see about the fucking go off. What I'm saying is being a producer I do feel that there is a reason network and the producers brought in new cast members because they felt that the synergy between as you guys call yourselves Oh Jeez the newbies. There's like Oh oh. Jeez oh Jeez and then. Og getting now. It's a lot but either way I think the balance is probably very healthy for the show and I think that you are very sensitive babe. This is why I'm not a fucking producer. Clearly because they know what the fuck is up. That's interested in the story lines that I know are going on with people that I won't your best lease you're invested in your pocket storylines. Oh Yeah more than anybody's obviously hope about these people. Let's fast forward me me on family guy. Okay all right before I start throwing shit across the kitchen because I'm so angry that you don't agree with me. Yeah let's take another break. We'll be back. We are back. Yes calmed down. I feel very then now that I got a lot of shit off my chest. I got to share about our wedding plans. Which by the way is important for on Randall? At some Point Hi. I'm getting the void smells wrote. Somebody has to also work reduce the show. Okay we have not yet rescheduled our wedding. We've tentatively July but we have to wait for safety for people to tell us that our wedding could be. I mean as soon as the world is a safe place to go. That's our wedding will happen. Not good okay. All right I got a bunch of voicemails for you. Did you see that mean where it was like before I used to cough to cover fart now I fart to cover a cough off? Okay let's go to our voicemails. Here's the voice. The first voicemail Isla Randall. Emily call from Toronto. I absolutely love your love story from your podcast. A couple couple of tasks ago. My question is for both of you. La La how did you tell Randall about your invite? I have bipolar and I don't know how to tell any guys that I'm dating. I have it without him running away or thinking that I'm crazy so I'm just searching advice from you as a woman in Randall. Them of what I should do lobby. Those thinks this is a really great. I love this question so I would say my advice would be like. I don't feel like I ever had to tell Randall. I think our relationship progressed. He saw that. I struggled with those things but we had kind of a whirlwind romance. It was very much like we hung out one night and we were inseparable after that Brooke but I think if I were out and like dating somebody talking about mental struggles that you have whether you're bipolar or are you having anxiety or depression. I think it's something that obviously has a stigma behind it but I don't I literally don't have one friend who doesn't have some sort of medication that they have to take so for me. I think that talking about that stuff is obviously very productive. But you have to. That person that you're dating has to number one. He earn you talking about that with US TO BE A. He has to be a safe place for you agree. I I want to say this I agree with you that you know when you feel safe first of all get to know. Somebody gets to know them date. That's the honeymoon phase. And then if you starting to get real serious with that person you should be able and feel comfortable at that at the right moment where they're not going to judge you. I didn't judge law when when Lalla I knew had anxiety very early on and you know we talked about it and she talked openly as lucky and I even encourage her to talk to somebody to help you get on track but Lalla always have been dealing with. Her anxiety was very open with. It wasn't like something I had a proud of her to you. Were very always because you made me feel safe so with this question like I'm not saying to be ashamed of any sort of mental illness. Just a mental struggle. Because I'm telling you what anybody that you're going to be dating is going to have their own set of baggage that you're going to have to learn how to deal with so I would just make sure that that person is worthy of you talking to them about the struggles that you have. Because that's a privilege that makes a great who a person I agree and I just said that if you're if this is the right guy and he loves you and cares about you and you guys are on the right. You know right place. You're really moving forward that he's just going to be there to support you and whatever it takes to be by your side. There'll be no judgement. Otherwise he's the wrong fucking guy kick him to the curb and then baby voicemail. Hey my question is for a lot. You don't really speak much on your podcast about your story coming into Vander Puzzles and I wanted to see if you could maybe talk about your journey and how you became a employee within the vendor palm rules cast and the restaurants and if you Applies the restaurant knowing that the show was going on or I just kind of your journey I love you both and I love the podcast. I listen to every week so another great question. I love these wastes. Miles is my one of my favorite parts of the podcast. So my journey to vanapope rules true story I remember living in Utah and they did that. Like segue thing from Real House Beverly Hills into the new show which was van or pump rules and I remember looking at my mom and being like who the fuck is ever going to watch that. Show keep in mind when that show came to be my best friend and Lady of honor. Who's literally sitting next to me Madison. And her sister were working at Sir. I had been going there like any time. I traveled to La. So when I decided to move Madison and her sister Dani where like we can get you a job to pay your rent and your bills at Sir. Most people will say I've never seen it but then you talk to them for five minutes and they know every single thing about every episode. That's I genuinely had never watched the show still to this day. Haven't watched any season of until I came onto it. Obviously I watched every episode with me in it but I was still going to. The restaurant and Lisa came up to me and was like she saw me mingling with everybody. That was working there and she was like. Would you like to be a hostess here and I told Her story that I'm terrified to work there? The restaurant is crazy. Busy I freak out under pressure. Yes that was pressure for me. She talked me into it. And with that position as a hostess. I- The rest is history very giving him Lila Bitch okay. Here's the next question. Voicemail HI LILA RANDOM ANY MELISSA. I'm from New York While I love you so much but my question is actually Randall. I am actually third year in college and I'm studying tedium film and I'm by Focus Production. I WanNa know if you had any advice for college students. 'cause I really WANNA work in like behind the scenes and I know like that you do you work in production. Mind this ease like worked up through director like I want to know if you give me advice Thank you so much both five. That is a good question what I would recommend 'cause I went to college in New York City went to school visual arts on Twenty Third Street and what I pride myself on during college? Was that if you have a couple days a week because a lot of people in college have to have fulltime jobs or parklands but assuming you have one day or two days a week. I would not wait for the school to help you. I would figure out what you WANNA do. Let's pretend you like. I wanted to be a producer at that time. Only one bruce so I called around to the various TV shows the different products. And I got internships and I told him I will work for free. I will do whatever it takes. And they would hire me as an intern. And then I would get to be all hands on deck access and I'm telling you that working at talent agencies in different places like that as an intern gave me a much clearer path of what I wanted to do what I did. WanNa do where I wanted to start when I got out of college? And you'll have a lot of connections by the time you graduate so what? I suggest that everybody is if you're in college. Take advantage of those four years. I was interning. I didn't go through the College Department for injured ships which a lot of them have phenomenal internship departments. But I didn't WanNa wait and I just picked where I wanted to work and just call these people up. I worked at CBS. I work different places so my advice be a go getter. Don't wait for things to come to you. Pick up the phone. Get an internship if you hate that internship you're working for free quit and go to the place until you finally find a place. A lot of my friends who were in film. School ended up with the job that they had as an intern as their first job out of college. So there you go you want all. My mom always told me squeaky wheel gets the grease which is why. I have always been not annoying person. That's like I'm GonNa call you twenty four seven until you give me a solid answer which is yes. We're interested nowhere not so be a mother. Fucking squeaker next voicemail. Okay Here we go. Hi Randall. My Name's Olivia is wearing to say that. I loved the PODCAST. Love You la La on roles and Randall. I loved your merely other day. It was so exciting My question was La la. We obviously know. That's not your birth thing. I wanted to know where exactly that La Ken from the meaning behind that. If you've actually legally changed her name to that and why you chose to use elections on your wedding invitation instead of your birth thing if you've mentioned that Oh man. I'm sorry I was just curious. I just WanNa see what they say. That so many people have said to me you know. Why does she use her legal name? It's actually a really good question. So I was born. Laren wearning Ham and everyone called me. Lauren Birmingham so they call you. Laura you call me Lauren. Okay so very young age like my nickname was always la. La And in Highschool people called me. La La be super gangster. And I don't know about that. It was Gangsta Talk Cinema. It was super anyway. What ran salt. Lake City's supervisor. Oh we don't play in eighty one the east side weekend bad so I was then going by Lauren. I switched it and still went by Lauren and switched it to Kent. Because I didn't want to access my data completely. My name is Ken so I took his first name as my last name when I moved out to. La No joke. Danny my my my ninety sister was introducing me to everybody as law so all of the sudden. It wasn't just people that I knew really. Well that were calling me that nickname it was like everybody knew me as just law. So that's where the name loss doug but really it was the name given to me because no one could say Laurean. Everyone said Lauren and everyone thinks that I go by law Ken. 'cause I'm ashamed. They're like LAR IN BIRMINGHAM FROM UTAH. I'm like Bitch I know my fucking name. That's my name. I know where I'm from bill aggressive and I asked my mom I pull all about what about our friend. Jonathan Shaven who legally changed him. The Food God amazing rabbits so so. So if you're going how can I put Law Kent on the wedding? Invite because if I were to put my legal name Lauren Birmingham. I don't think anybody no one would know who that was. They'd be like WHO's fucking wedding. I did ask my mom I was like. Would you care if I legally switched my name because my mom wants to legally switch her name from Birmingham to Kent as well and I was like? Would you care if I switched? My Name's law because they like. I don't know it's just like your your parents sit there and they're like what should we name her like? It's a q has a meaning behind it. And she was like I wouldn't care. Here's what I do you bill can I? Can I give my opinion on this? What could you just keep your name and your other name and you just have both things dodd. No I cannot. I'm actually I'm definitely. You're real name though because I'm going to switch my last name this just in to Duncan it on you look so happy right now on that note. Because we're going to wrap this up soon. I WanNa tell you what I planned for our next podcast which we're GONNA go everywhere. We have any LYSOL. Because I'm definitely Lysol my could I please tell you what our next. We're going to record our next podcast. Yes we're going to be in quarantine for a while right. I have rented a motor home so be. I've never done before. And we are going to go on the open road alone because we were in quarantine so we'll be living this motor home. We will not be interacting with any other people who shop. We'll get all all the groceries on the House K. Load up our motorhome. And when I go out to the Wilderness together I love it because Randall's like I've never done this before because you're a Miami Kit. I'm a Utah Bitch like I grew up. Camping Motor petrified petrified. We're GONNA have the best time but you know what I'm excited about. Live in the motorhome out in the wilderness or live in our house and I think this'll be an adventure. We won't be around anybody and will read. We'll hang out we'll make spores and and will that's that's really what I hope like people that are in quarantine in their healthy. I hope that people really take advantage of just like loving their loved ones and quality times and I understand. It's stressful to go through what we're going through. But if there is a bright side that's it we get to be with each other and just like disconnect I almost think like the whole world is being forced to take time out and none of US I. I don't want to have a so. There's a lot of people that take a lot of timeouts and really. Do it know how to manage their time but a lot of people. Also don't I'm not the best at that and I think this is like forcing me and you to just say. Hey you know what? There's nothing we could do about what's going on except pray. Be There for people and be supportive and be educated. The only thing we can do is eat. Pray and love. But what I'm saying is that this. I think it's nice to like get into getting the camper drive out to show you how the Utah bitches go. I already took A. I took the phone. They gave me a whole lesson. I have to change the water and I talked about the generator. I'm educated today. I heard okay before we sign off. I want to let you guys know that myself and Dj James Kennedy have a new song dropping on I tunes spotify and wherever else get music called Playboy bunny when Friday? Well that's raw quarantine. If we could definitely listened to so I hope you enjoy this podcast. My Love make sure you go and download playboy bunny on Friday featuring yours truly and James Kennedy Again. Stay in also for every download that you get on that song. I'M GONNA donate one dollar per download to people that are in need right now and in the in the Corentin and the people that are you know to a cause to help people find a charity. That's funneling money to people in crisis right now so many downloads as you get. I will donate and I hope you get ten thousand downloads so we can make a donation and this is why I love you honey. Bunny and I can't wait to be your wife again for the first time ever. I'm GonNa Tell. Y'All stay in slay your homes during this quarantine and we will catch you next week. Babies tear calling. Just turn on your podcast. Randall's a has eleven hand and La La Hoz nine hundred thousand say Randall. I think you're not giving enough credit and I think that Jerry Stupor likeable and I'll bet that almost every single one of those nine hundred thousand hands is a fan of view now as long because you're super real and your dad and like he might can all around good person before you sell yourself short Randall. Think about how many people out there probably really do love you and don't be so quick things that everyone's team Walla. Thank you. My loves to everyone who has already left is epic messages. Keep them coming because we love hearing from you guys. Call US anytime at eight. Six six Lao pod eight six six La La.

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76: Wednesday, May 1st, 2019

The Morning Toast

38:22 min | 2 years ago

76: Wednesday, May 1st, 2019

"Good morning. Millennials. Welcome back to another episode of the morning coast. West coast week, we are in Vegas getting ready for the billboard music awards which we just drove by the carpet and should be should be relatively good time for a couple of. Nobody's. Yeah. I'm I don't know how to feel about 'cause it's going to be like a great night or like such town for us being in the back interns out. Our seats are in row H, which is way more serious didn't row eight. So if we're going to have a good time, but I have high hopes because panic at the disco will be there. I don't makes me feel really good. It's like we'll get our photos done. We'll sit down. We'll listen to Taylor swift. And if we don't have a good time, we'd like four hours, we can eat whatever we want come to our hotel order chip, Ronnie and then go to the airport and chew without anyone. Yelling at us. But before we do all of that. We are going to deliver the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And then our next episode is going to be on Friday because we were traveling tomorrow and on Friday, we will do a as recap tell you what you missed yet. In case, you didn't watch TV or you did what she in. There was stuff going on behind the scenes like you wanna know what I wanna know. I wanna know who's juuling, you know. Yes. Because when you go to Coachella or any of these festivals, literally every single person famous people included like to echo ninety degree all have a phone in one hand and enjoying the other. And it's like you don't get that on TV. So I am there to be you're on the ground jewel expert and find out which of these celebrities are juuling, you are the OT g J around jewel expert. I wouldn't be able to tell you which liberties are doing drugs because they won't do that the, but that's usually acceptable. Yeah. It just wouldn't want their fans to know. Right. They would want their fellow celebrities their feller Jew. Their fellow jewelers. Bring the jewel. I'm course. I think I'm done with the jewel because I'm actually getting sick. And. I've gotten so sick now that I actually decided to take medicine for it. No. I mean, we happens in every jewelers life. There comes a moment where they get sick. And they take a break for like an hour. No. But my sicknesses like park jewel part allergies part just the treasures of being a thirst monster. And the truckers of being a traveler. Yeah. Which is not I'm not cap where I've said it once again. So like next time an opportunity like this comes around like don't be shocked when I'm trepidation. Okay. I I will not be shocked when I when I see the trepidation in action before we do all of that. 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I think that's so many things in the pipeline that people are starting to get annoyed about me because I was like CNN LA in a recording studio being a secret project, and like that one's going to take a little bit more time. So like held off on that. Then I've been announcement on. Monday. And like everyone's just guessing guessing things like I wish it was like sorry guys. It's not, but like just going to be annoying like with my secret projects, but they'll come to fruition. By the end of the song as Benchley you tied back to what every secret project was. And I really think the law of secret projects should mean that you only have one going out at a time. So you're you're breaking the handle. But that's a great rule. Yeah. Like, it could only be a secret project not projects. You can't have multiple secret projects in the works. So I have just now one secret project that I actually was working on last night. But I need an apparatus in order to fulfill this secrecy of project dear being a little too big. But I think I think that the true toasters who always do it for the toast would know what I'm talking about. And that's all I'm gonna say clue that was a very Taylor swift level clue. I I'm just inspired by her and her annoying miss. Well, before that before we see Tillerson show tonight chugging, let's do it. It's let's deliver the fast stories that UNIDO before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning. Host. Okay. First up in a misleading. Headline that's not false. But it's not the whole truth and nothing, but the truth so help you God. So help you God page six Meghan Markle and Prince Harry un-filed, Kate Middleton and Prince William I'm instrument now, of course, if you only read that headline dramas brewing, he sleeping with the girl in the country, which I don't believe me. Neither I don't there's if if there's a threat on Twitter that claims to know everything about Kensington palaces, like shit stained underwear than it's not possible. The only person who really has kind of access as Melanie Bromley. And if it didn't come from balloting Bromley now, I don't care to hear it. Yeah. And like, and that's an old Twitter thread that's resurfacing it's not I know and people I don't know what's going on. I'm sure it's not all there. They're not perfect people, but they're going to be together forever. Like if you took the crown when prince whoever was cheating on queenie vibes. Like sheep divorce was not an option for them. So like divorce is not an option for these people. They'll figure it out even if. You had to get a little, you know, sauce on the side. It is katie's donated still the main the main corporate squeeze. Yeah. I go the Chee is getting a little sauce on the side too. I think the sauce on her side is more like the joy, she gets from just being a mom. Yeah. That's you know, it's like your husband's cheating on of it. He gets sort of joy from being a dad right into. No. That's just like that is biology at it's finest. And it's like there are a lot of women like where it's your husband's cheating on you. And like you're supposed to care, but you do because you're just so filled by your life with your children and your palace right in the leash. And I think that the palace helps for sure so anyways back to the story at hand where I tell you the real story behind the headline. Okay. Even though it's not a part of my official segment is this a part of your officials know the officials I've been I've been really strengthen I don't have the fan with to launch multiple secret projects one secret project. I don't have a band with to launch a a separate sector. I understand better than most. What it's like to spread yourself too thin as thin percents. Meghan Markle isn't going to double tap on Chris William and Kate Middleton, Instagram content anytime soon, Meghan, Markle and prince Harry's official Instagram account Sussex, Royal has unfiled Kensington, Royal the account of their brother and sister in law. However, it appears William and Kate's account is still fouling Meghan, Harry's. Then is related. No. The story is not over most people wouldn't read past that. And they'd be like, oh, my God shit or strong showing down Meghan carry announced on their account on Tuesdays, Meghan. Carey fuck you. Brad, Sean, China give you the fast begging in Harry, Meghan, Harry announcing their Instagram on Tuesday that they're page would start highlighting mental health awareness accounts throughout the month of may because it's mental health awareness month in the US which would affect their following each month. We will honor the same concept and change the accounts we solely follow based on a different theme or 'cause they wrote please go to our homepage and click falling to see each of the selected counts and find out more about their work. So they're using Meg. Because William and Kate's page is technically a mental health awareness page. They had to be followed just for this monster, they're using their following as a tool to highlight, mental health awareness causes. Then this is something they'll be doing every month. You know, what this is how rumors get started? Right. Like. Out of canal. It makes complete sense. There's no drama. There's no ho in the country. No, not at all. I can't I shan't. But by the way, it's like a little like ghetto of Meghan, Harry. Like that's like one of those tarnishing giveaways. Look, we're following them. Then you commit a Louis Vuitton for shirts like we'll give away. But with like a good one. Good evening. And so I can't fault them for it. It's actually kind of a nice thing. It's a great way to use their social media. They're following. And now, they're making nasty headlines about it. And I'm not here for it. I'm gonna defend them. No, meet you, this is really low like even for chicks. And this is like intentionally manipulating like. Exactly. So now, it's like I can't click on every headline about the Royal family. But maybe I should because they don't find out. It's a whole bunch of nothing new, but like member that song by Lindsay Lohan, I'm Todd of room Stott. And I'm sick of being followed the shoes literally referring to this article. Yeah, crazy. This is yellow journalism. It is these mug right rigors. They must be stopped. They must stop breaking muck all over this town and this country and the UK. Yeah. Not even this of chicken the mug making global this country only has one horse in the race tail. You got like eight totally sack. Will it's not the muckraking is out of control at an all time high. It really is. Okay. Next story. Little fun in the sun, Kylie, Jenner Thurs at big birthday party for Travis Scott and vice Himalayan burkini. Ooh, the land like that would be cool too. That'd be very Cali there. The current actions are always about buying gifts at our investments as well. Like when Connie got Kim, those stocks. Yeah. I mean cars. Our little bit these days of fat and also like not to be one of these people. But like how many cars does one person the also not to be this person? I do think a lot of the cars that they give each other at least I hope so because it's like no one needs that for eternity cars are very trendy and technology focus, so like in a few years, they're going to be a little bit out of style. Unless it's like a classic like KENDALL drives. So I hope they don't have these piece of shit forever note. Totally. But also she took billboards for for Travis from her and stormy and like they were a little like basic in terms of their design. They really looked like they were made on Microsoft Word. But me, Jackie wherein LA. We saw one yet. So that's kind of cool. And I mean, I feel like the pressure for them to get gifts to keep upping each other's gifts. And like right now, I feel like a car is always a great standard gift for the family. Like, Kylie got Chris and everyone's against each other cars, and you know, that's like an easy gift. But they keep trying to like, go, bigger and better. And it's like, what would you get someone? If you could get them anything in this world. Anything if I could get Ben like anything in this world. I would buy him at the basketball team. Yeah. Or get his name on a stadium. Yeah. Actually, I don't know if Kylie can do that now because the cost of basketball team in the naming rights Tuesday are about equal to kylie's net worth. And also it's like it's not even about having the money. You have to be approved by like all of the boards of old white men who and it's like an old boys club. Yeah. That's true. So okay, let's think a little smaller. Then if I if I could get than anything in the world. I don't know maybe to get him like in a game with the next rent out the Knicks further night and he's on the team. He would love that. He thought that that was and also if you buy him a team that's also a lot of upkeep. You're also giving him a job. He's the GM now and has to be strategic about who's the president? And I gotta get hurt. That sounds okay. Kylie Jenner spare no expense. Celebrating her boyfriend. Travis Scott's twentieth. Birthday on Tuesday, the keeping up with the Kardashians. Star through an epic party in LA for the rapper. The theme was cactus, Jack the name of his record label and his adopted nickname. Her sisters KENDALL khloe and Kim attended as well as Conway Jenner documented the evening in detail on her Instagram story revealing in one video that she creative directed the whole party. In addition to a slew of personalized snacks and drinks, including cactus, coolers, and Hennessy slurpy. He's the party featured entire room designed to mimic a gas station complete with cactus, Jack steam cleaning supplies, laundry detergent, motor oil and more while a guess have in another room. Shares of Scott's new Nike sneakers hung from the ceiling. Very cool. I mean, I love how they are dedicated to a theme and like, okay, maybe it's under the Sea World famous couples throughout his or the millennium. But it's a theme that they want. You know, I think it's like how stormy world was so storm when you just good said Scott's whatever I thought you've been Scott his. No. What did I say? Travis scott. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You use the buys less name have Scott Disick. Well, as you love, I just love any insight in kylie's personal life because we had so little of it that it's one day out of the year. She finally stories let's see inside. And I just love it. I love it. I love her Instagram catching yesterday for his birthday. It was like talking about how much he's grown how much she loves him. How proud of him. She is. And then she was like, let's fuck around tonight and have another baby is kind of pregnant that's fucking pinch shifts of their muckraking abilities, sh note, Kylie. This is the headline Kylie and Travis planning for another baby out of that the nurseries getting started. I can't I shan't, but she I feel like has really developed quite the sense of humor. Yes. I don't know maybe becoming a mom and just realizing like the treasures of life. And that's just not that serious. You know? Yeah. And maybe since becoming a billionaire, it's like more money more laughter. You know, as you feel as if I was a billionaire. I would be a very light hearted one. I would be laughing all the way to the bay to not truly like. Fuck around. But you know, what it's like people have a lot to say about Kyle and Travis like, they say he cheated on her and people are always started shit about them. And you know, what they're trying to they're trying and trail they've been together for over a year. Now, they met now two years ago at Coachella, Coachella. Yeah, I'm pretty chair or in the Chela, you know, season festival seasons. They call it. Interesting. Yes. So I'm here for them. I'm here for the birthday. I love kind of having fun. I love highly out and about and drinking, Michio. I love when Kylie gets drunk, okay? Next up in some more Kardashian news in the never enough in the development of push. Oh horny Kardashians. Push launches drinkable collagen collagen sorry, okay. One month after launching her new lifestyle site push. Courtney Kardashian has unveiled her very first branded wellness product. Which is what should have been all along a duo of drinkable. Collagen powders created in collaboration with buydell proteins, which is. Extremely legit company. Okay. So let's just let's be honest. It's not snuck meals on product. She's doing the class. She's putting her name on something. But she's chosen a good product put her name on ice to use buydell proteins. But then I literally got so lazy. I couldn't stand to put it in my coffee, though, I don't understand like this is good for and they're making strides. But like why can't they get their video quality? Literally that interview with Kris Jenner was truly a sham and then they just did one with KENDALL. And it was Laurie worth quoted quality audio and video than us. I mean, maybe I don't work for an agency for her. But maybe this is what she would say. It's like, you know, having higher video quality and production is harmful to the environment. Oh, maybe you know, all those bright lights are bad for the skin. And it's unnatural and the q score is very high the Q score. That's Q score of the product other app. Yeah. Is very high. Therefore, we do low quality all natural ingredients. Yeah. Quality into quality of our video is just I'm still so confused by what pushes and I do understand what it could be. And it seems like they have all the resource. Is in the world people to work brands who want to work with it. But they're not getting to that place yet. I think this is a step in the right direction. I mean, it's it's still like laughable what's considered like a success these days, and she could have just done buydell proteins X Courtney Kardashian. But instead she has create a fake brand to look like she's working on seven business deals with her lawyer. And you know, what is going to be a huge success because of it? Because like there's no reason why should why not might literally can't be suggest. All yeah. All she has to do is just like post one article a day and stop her name on some shit on some products. Like, really, it must be nice, and she's probably getting paid from vital proteins because like to use her name and likeness to sell products. And then I'm sure she gets commissioned on a web share. So it's a great deal for her. She doesn't have to make anything vital. Proteins is tried and true. Like, I'm sure she actually was a consumer vital protein GIO. So it's not like she's been in the lab coming up with formulas like highly did with her lipstick Ramon, it'd with h list, right? Like, it's a bunch of bullshit. It's such bullshit. That is going to is going to do well for. Do you think this club is gonna make? Ooh quarter of mill. What really? Yeah. I was gonna say a little more because people ready by vital proteins. She's selling to people who don't need convincing. And it's just going to. It's like she's going to be. It's just collagen peptide outer yet that you putting your drinks. Like, that's what I used to put ice. I'd ever use collagen. I used some ready make that vital protein. So another make different one with just with Courtney's name pink, moon milk collagen lot Tei. So a specific flavor. Okay. Yeah. It's smart. Just I'm also curious because like the sisters are really supportive of each other's collapse. Like pulling arrogant, they're going to draw the line right like during this shit. So it's like when KENDALL is now promoting some toothbrush. She invented it toothbrush. And now everyone's talking. So I know like when the brand reach out to KENDALL did they know they were going to get a post from Kim. Maybe not. But they did. So it's like, do you think that this brand really only worked with Courtney? Because Kim my posts about it. You know, perhaps that's sweetens the deal. But no, I think KENDALL owns this this come no way. Yeah. No, eight psych. She's launching it. She's not just a paid face. I want to look at me an investor in it. It's more than just pay for play. I'm not wanted to anyone how to spend their money, but like inventing on the toothbrush. Yeah. I mean, you know, the world always needs more to. Oh, you're right. I feel according to plant based news KENDALL Jenner. Launches collection of eagle oral care products vegan or. Okay. To me, go this celebrity turn model entrepreneur has co created an oral care experience. Unlike any other that's for sure. You're right. Yes. So of course, this is going to post about it. The sisters are also going to post valley vital proteins ex Bush in collaboration with Sean Neff, the founder of the brand moon KENDALL has helped create a range of products. So she launched a line on this brand. And it also is like a partnership with operation smile, which is nice moon. Is partnered up with the charity operation smile to help deliver its promise to support. Healthy smiles everywhere moon is going to donate the equivalent of more than two hundred light changing lifesaving surgeries to children living with cleft lip and cleft. Palate. Oh, cool. So it's like the defy wear of to yet. Is that is a great comparison. Tom shoes of toothbrushes? Yes. Okay. Cool here for it here Ford as well. It's so interesting what they decide to put their names bynum. Sure. They just get calls truly from their lawyer like all the time like seven wants to collab- and one of them should do a CD skews magistrate a little seltzer. Some burping a CD like company, I'm sure it will be hit him with her CBD part. Maybe her. TVD party was also like a launch of whatever. Whatever product they use was the brand that she's now an investor in. Yeah. I don't know if I would go to her for CBD, you know, me neither she doesn't seem like the most calm person. Yeah. And like I feel like there's so much CBD out there right now people will honing the skill for years. True. I just I would go elsewhere. It's like I go to Kim for a lot of things, but like not overly. So here's a question during a full circle will you be purchasing vital proteins escorting Kardashian. No. But like, it's not the most far fat lose the worst idea. She's ever had because I really did use fuse. Vital proteins. And maybe if I still use it the collagen, isn't I don't even know what the fuck I was using. But I also don't wanna pink lemonade lot. So that lever gusting is in for me. I want a clear flavor that doesn't say anything that I can put it in my coffee. So you know, what you should really cloud with? She's all about just like natural hydration. And moisture Courtney GARD Ashi an excellent would I be yet? That is something I would purchase because look what I ideas is the fastest most efficient way to say hydrogen. Are you trying to drink more water liquid Ivy hydrates you two to three times? Faster and more efficiently than water alone. 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I thought you meant how easy is it to find the trash I was John escape bourbon trying to scape- passive every. Doc through. And thank you for calling me out. I can't tell you. Appreciate you. Call me up for coury. That's funny. I never. And there was another one while you were doing your read that you flubbed over chef cow. Oh, yes. I did say that. Okay. Okay. What I was trying to say is. I thought you meant will there be easy access to trash recycling? Bids. Oh, yeah. I'll report back on Friday. I went to the BMA's, and I had a pretty decent seat. And I was really interested by the villages six of it all because I was sitting right by the door. Everyone went into in commercial break, and then came back out like to sit that was a great seat. So we'll just I'm curious where everyone goes. And if we can go yet like how far can we go? How far do our personal purple ways? Let's get us. We'll let you is. Now, these are the things we're gonna find out, okay? Next door. He's actually really crazy. It's little B's fashion and celebrities because everyone is talking about fashion ova, oh, biz fashion celebrity news. You decided like I Carly. I am new suddenly lily Moskovitz. I am. I am fashion. Novas quote cancer warning label is freaking Twitter out want. In fashion Nova bathing, suits, a Twitter user noticed that there is a label sewn into the side like the washing machine label and the label reads this product contains D, I two ethnic sell flatmate lead and cadmium which are known in the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. What's so people on Twitter are freaking out? Other Twitter Twitter were quick to point out that the suit a sporty caps sleeve to peace that sells for thirty four ninety nine is not the only item. That now comes with frightening heads up. Oh, shoelaces, a label on everything in California, everything one person wrote others agreed that adding that it currently appears on a wide range of products, including Christmas lights furniture and even airplanes in the Golden State, but wait just from fashion over or from other brands a lot of other brands have this label in apparently it's an accordance with California's Proposition sixty five which compel sellers to tell the public at their products contain any potentially toxic chemicals, which apparent. Fashioned Nova bathing suits and closed do so far we have to go just to get into. That's not a million dollars. Terrible terrible like wears corny Kardashian here. Also, she did a collaboration of our speak up sister. Oh, this is inconsistent. This is inconsistent of its that's great. I want to hear from her Michio because honestly, this is really fucked up. Like, I understand, you know, some beauty products. It's like if you want to be beautiful BDU's pain. And like, yeah, you're gonna fuck yourself up, right? Bathing suit. You don't eat the bathing suit sits on your skin. It's just a piece of cloth. It's very need toxins. And then other brands thinner. I'm interested Nola where the benefits. Yeah. Like where the partisan con-? This is a weird story really weird. And like really day. I thought you were going to be talking about the Cardi B collab-. No a press release about a I got it too. And I want to hear from her as well thought she'd have been collapsing with fashion, I fucking love Cardi B like every time. She does something I just like love her sane. But I thought she's been clubbing with ashen. Overlake for years. So why is? Vice today different from all know, she keeps coming out with lines and they sell out immediately. So I guess she's coming out the new one soon because that's what my is my press release gonna cause cancer and birth out. No, I'm hoping not. But so if I were shipped to other states, they don't have that warning. No, I think they do everything made in California earning weird. A yes. Then like what doesn't have that warning. Right. And like what are the soda that? I'm Jewish should be reading the labels on everything. I do know that the soda. There's something in soda is. Not good. It's like hold on. Let me like aspartame. Oh, yeah. There's a lot in. So. Oh, yeah. Aspartame apparently that causes cancer infrasonic acid. But you know, what? I don't care it St. leashes. It's delicious aspartame. Gimme more. The story by those stories, you know, a little bit more Bisnews love the business. News has to do with Facebook and relationships baseball dating service rolls out fourteen country Jesus but not the US just yet. They've just put literally seven million people out of business quote. We are getting great feedback in the five countries. We've launched in said Finci c MO who runs Facebook's main mobile app. Phychi? I gotta talk to you. One year after Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg announced a new dating feature. The social media giant is expanding. Its matchmaking service based book announced Tuesday at the company's yearly developer conference that Facebook dating is coming to fourteen more countries and the US later this year among the fourteen countries are Brazil, the Philippines, Vietnam. Singapore Ecuador Facebook also announced launch of a feature within its bathing service called secret crush where users can selection nine of their friends that like to match with if both users picky other Facebook will notify each user this is Brill's where is here was this. When I was in college, and where was this when I was single because also they waited a little too long because they've had people they've had a database of people for years, and this is something they should have been doing like such a long time ago. And I'm afraid to say like an actually might be too little too late because like Tinder and bumble already popping off people don't necessarily need another app, but this is such a good idea. No. And I'm really glad they spent so much time on Facebook stories because they really panned out because that was definitely the priority here and marketplace. Like where would we be get started? Without marketplace. Not only could I really have used this in college to like let my crush know that I had a secret crush on this. But I remember when I was on dating after college. And I remember thinking like I hope that hinge or whatever bullshit app on will like connect me with some of my Facebook friends, who I don't I don't really know. Because like there were some eligible bachelors that I was already Facebook friends with and like this solves that problem. No, also, it solves the problem of being we're friends, but we like each other. But he doesn't know that I like him and he likes me. But I don't know. He likes me. Yes. It's like a new poke type thing. But no, I was I was friend do poke I would say friends with so many people who could like get it. So I want to be connected with them yet. And it can be like it's just it's too little too late. I would like to be retroactively linked right? Imagine. If this was around five years ago, I could be you know, you'll be the prince of Wales. I could be missing right? Mrs markle. I could be MRs Windsor except I'm faced with. Harry. But I would have tried harder. You know, your network is your net worth. That's when we we to watch x factor, and we had Margot friend Carly Rossana Clair's brother because we thought he was cute right now, she could have been MRs Rossana and Claire like like snitch is friends with Noel dela steps on Facebook. Because we also leaned her friend Hayman like hopefully, they'll reconnect now. Thanks to Facebook dating. I'm honestly, this is the best basic. I I this is the best idea. They smoke has had in a very long time. I have breaking news. You are you ready for this? Breaking news. Yeah. Margot just texted us a screen shot of Chris Stapleton, Instagram. He was apparently Kristen was stra on game. If there is a battle of winter Ville, I saw oh, I guess it's not breaking. But he put up a picture of him dressed as a wild laying. He is a gash on his far head. He's with two other looks like north men and it says winter Ville, four twenty eight twenty nine hundred and Myanmar's commented at the most epic cameo. Did we see him probably like we just did? You just looks like another Harry. Yeah. No. I actually did see that. And there was. Like wondering why no one was making big deal of it? And then I moved on. That's very cool. Very cool. He's not the first in Ed Sheeran. So not only was I cheer on it like singing. But when Braun of the blackwater was in the brothel talking to some of the prostitutes, and they were asking about what happened to all of the Lancaster men who were burned to smithereens by Danny? They he Braun said what happened? They were. Like what happened to that redhead yet? He yes, he was like he's no reference to Magus. So they they also murdered him. Yeah. Very sad. But you think they get paid for stuff like that? Like, they might have to get paid like a per diem of eighty dollars a day just like for the law. But I don't think they're getting like a big salad. It's like jury duty. Now that is so cool like how does one even begin to make the like if I told my manager like I wanna be an extra in the battle of interval. No, this is how well it's too late now. But I think like Amanda Pete would have to follow you on Instagram. And then you're like, oh around to paint rights like girl. Let's go to winter Phil, let's even Pete does follow me. It's like, no. Or you just message her like bitch. I want to pitch I wanna fight for the living, and she'll until here you and it'll be like bitch. What is dead? I don't know. I'm not sure, but it may never dot except for the he's dead as fuck spoiled us just for the I posted a picture on our Instagram of like recipes Liana more Mont, and someone was like spoiler Embiid. It's tuesday. What are you waiting for? And like, here's the thing. It's annoying. When people post exactly what happened like after the episode airs. But it episode has aired on you now to not be on social media. Did it right? Meanwhile, gun we didn't watch for a full twenty four hours. And did I go on Instagram once, and if no, and if I had found a spoiler, I wouldn't have blamed that person who was me because I'm lazy, and I didn't watch it. Right. Like, technically, I did see that. Sophie Turner, posted a picture of theon, but her captured is just like your good man, theon and out the until like, I think you're probably dies L thing. Allen brother of lily Allen. I'm not kidding. No. That sounds right. Yeah. I feel like I've heard that. Yeah. It's true. Is there any songs written about him ET's true? I don't know. I think it's called fuck, you know, to Cuba. Every the think like he got the role because of his his her. No, I think he got the role because he was the only person who could inspire true comedy and tragedy written the only person who could really play someone like that fucking stupid. I like, I know everyone's like turned around on theon, and he's a good, man. And you know, what he is? And apparently turned into a great fighter by the end. But less renowned forget is all the farmer's boys. He burned them too. So it's tragic. Did you spend two proposals? Yes. Do you wanna talk about it? Sure. What were your thoughts? My thoughts were. I don't know if it was like because of my allergies, and my is already cloudy, but I was getting like really fucking emotional one from like Brittany and her family, and it's like they just love her so much, and it's like that feeling and now. Oh, it's like as much as I didn't want to go through anyway festivities, and I was like, please. Like like, I I'll have my fucking wedding like Addison Metairie like I just want it to be over with like it really was like, no you put in all this work, and like for these really really special moments. So I was so happy for Britney like it was all paying off for her, and it really was a wedding. And she was like an ideal bra. She was an ideal branch was being so cute about her love for Jack Jack was being cute like work, so zoo, we're being the ideal couple, and like someone a couple that you can really root for and the finally did enter pump rules producers and editors were playing fairytale music behind them when they were talking about each other in like they wanted us to believe. Luckily, I ready believe too, but they are trying to turn the crowd. Then what else happened? I mean, she was just out of conceit up. How not so she, but you know, what I kind of. I just want to say, thank you. She never Reagan episode like a little interesting because other than that upset happy fairy tale ending like trying understood what she was doing. Also like Adam doesn't speak and then shouts yet. No, no. And I don't even I don't even know what side of mine because like it is really when she NUP he obviously likes her, and it took her being a whore to for him to realize that and like that was stupid. She shouldn't have taken it all the way because like now wants to lay with someone who just laid with someone else. So I get why he's upset, but I also get why she did what she did. But she took it a smidge too far. She should have just been on the date with him and making out with him. Yeah. And like storing with him, and it's like this is how it feels now under shooter yard genius. But I did not think she was going back to them. Yeah. And now, it's like, okay. It will go with even like now, it's like you. It was like you got your bluff got called. Hey now do deal with the heat. Get poop your Facebook right now. Play the hand that you've been dealt yet. No, she she was on the right track. But she just hooked it up. Oh, so I was loving the vibes that we're going around for Stoskopf. Bo unlike the really the one true love feeling of it all and didn't give you the by next season is like their season. Oh, yeah. That they're getting engaged. I wouldn't be surprised if like right now they're going to start filming again soon these film in June and the Jeff learner engagement on. And I wouldn't be surprised if like bow picked out has picked out a ring like this week because she's like a bestseller now and like who doesn't want to marry a bestseller. And did you feel my call on everyone actually like looking pretty? Oh, yes. The of broadcast is a lot of things, but they are not collectively like good dresser. They don't have. They don't have wonderful style. So that they really good. Okay. Let me think. Okay. I loved Stoskopf book, and I loved her Shing on what has been like old lady. Like, except if you saw the back of it was like lace, these butterflies I thought she looked I actually loved Kristen. Tony's russ. I'm pretty sure remember golf. I don't even remember it. It was like a halter and off the shoulder flow was Arianna, which I love was Zoe chanted Arianna ze, LA LA, I mean, I love everything that she wears. But I actually really didn't like hair situation too because she put the headband under her hair yet. But whatever I don't care. She's just so interesting to look at the Tom where so quiet this upset. I forgot they were there yet. They were. It was weird because on the one hand there were being cute and just like, dancing and liking each other. But then the cameras kept zooming in on like, Tom making a face every or everything Tom said that would like foreshadow that his marriage isn't going to work out where he's like sometimes you just have to commit, and you know, you get beat down hard and just do like that sounds great. Yeah. And then Tom also made it there were a few like weird moments. But I think that's just them Michaud. And I'm glad that the season's over the reunion. Looks. Let us help. But Jane how. In Britain, a hillbilly. So mean hillbilly dick like you? I love her. But I just don't understand how from that to the reunion because it also getting along aside from how sad was James and Racquel eating at, sir. Oh my God. I know it was like sad that I was watching it. It's like I don't need to watch this party going on. I don't need to watch a sad unemployed. Couple have dinner. No completely. He's boy with she. She's curl junkie. Hillbilly? He's not he's should like you. I love when Britney gets angry not only did she say the most wild chip. And she also says in the best way ever like you. Now. Right now. Cosmo. Yes. She's so cute done naming. I just love her. I really am excited for their wedding. I really feel like they're gonna make it, you know, he's really brought so much to this show and like her in law, really like they're the only two that worrying original cast members in like, they're the two that I really can't live without no end NFL is such a little Nazi bet. She's like, no, I really do believe Jackson's changed for now. It's like being cryptic like just give the compliment. You know, I do see it to for Jax. But it goes sneak past. It's so give him a combination. Fucking Gaijin party. You showed up looking like a fucking Hooker with your pin bra and your wedding dress be respectful. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so not interim what did you think about her conversation with Arianna like, I just too big? Right. She really was just like being such a bitch. I'd like not hearing what anyone has to say. Yeah. And you know what? Like, I'm glad Arianna said it so that it's out there. So now every like I always saw it like I can see through the rose colored glasses. But so that America's ally. Okay. Arianna says least it does this. Let me look out for it. Right. No. And it's the first breach of someone being like Haley select when will we be treated as your equal because forever. They thing her like subservient people make say they'll never be equals, the they won't ever be qu'ils. And the reason is is because she is older than it and they need to respect their elders. They will never be equals. No matter how much money they make no matter how many people watch van or pump roles, and they shouldn't expect to be. But she needs to stop treating them like employees making minimum wage twenty five. Now, she is they're fucking colleague. They run the show as much as she does. And they deserve respect in that sense as judge they respect her. She needs to respect. Then I was watching on Hulu, and it said, what do you wanna watch next their paparazzo Jackson Britney? And I never realized that the show was called then pump rules, Colin Jackson Brittany. So Lisa even. Was producing slush owning slush making money off of that show which little unfair. Yeah. I heard that show. I never got a chance to watch the whole thing. But I heard was incredible. We never got a chance to watch it either. Yeah. Maybe that's what we do on the plane tonight the plan tonight. I'll be knocked the fuck out. I'm going to be a dead woman. And you don't want to be doing. I'm going to be sleeping with a full teeth smile because that's how happy I am to be going on. No, totally. I'm going to a new house. I'm going home to my son precious gem of marriage on PJ. Okay. Guys. You see him? We've gotta go. Get ready for the BBC as we're going to eat a little something. I because we did hold off because they didn't want to trigger. I didn't want to be professional. But I'm sorry. I actually did have one Eminem while we were sitting here. And it just really hope that everyone is going to be. We must go. We will see you. I'm a building capping the BBN maize on Friday Friday live show, ten thirty AM eastern tack and our all no show tomorrow because we were traveling back to New York on Red Eye. Bye. Bye.

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Stassi and Beau are getting ready for the Vanderpump Dog Gala

Straight Up with Stassi

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Stassi and Beau are getting ready for the Vanderpump Dog Gala

"Straight up with stuffy. Hi, everyone. I'm Stacey Schroeder. Jeez. This star Bravo's Vander pump rolls in here to talk about pop culture. Reality TV's celeb- gossip relationships. Stathis new podcast is Larry is look at the world. And everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never wanted to hold back on any topic. His that's what I do best judge. This is straight up with staffy. Cars bitches, Bo. Now. Welcome to straight up with starchy. Great up with shoes. Why are you such a baby? This is not my zone. This is not my zone. Everyone listeners. Normally when I do my podcast with Bo. He's pretending like he's only ever done it at my kitchen table. No also done it in. Different now all over the place. I like doing it in my shoe room every now and then I'm in. Oh my God. It's beautiful as disgusting. It's perfect dusty ass colorful shoes because you haven't worn half of me. Now, they are so dusty because I don't wear ninety percents. They just sit here and glow staring at them. Okay. I don't whatever. Whatever. All right. So welcome to straight up with saucy, my boyfriend's a dick also. We're getting ready right now for the banner pump dog gala, and we're having a bit of a fashion crisis. Mainly because my boyfriend doesn't have a good sense of style. When it comes to form aware, I'm weren't. Oh, when it comes to listen, I accept you for your overall. I accept you for your puppies shirts. In fact, I find it endearing that you wear puppy shirts. All the time. I love this company that company so like I love that. You know, you're Corky. You're weird. You wear Rams things on your denim jackets in Europe, I accept you for it. But there's a time and a place for things, and when we're going to the people's choice awards or if we're going to a gala gala was like the most intense word ever gala, okay? It gullo. Yeah. We'll know what you don't wear van's to a place where you go go. No, no. How long ago did I tell you about this gala? Two months ago, two months ago, he wants to go I know because I thought it was last month. I thought I thought that was no because I thought it was Tober fifteenth two months ago. So I told you two months ago to give you ample opportunity tons of time to find formal wear. Well, I have I got now have suits. Okay. So I got the suit thing. So you have suits now. But you don't have belts. And you don't shoes. Well, because I didn't realize when I was doing interviews for your show that they were gonna take my suit, my belt, my tie everything. Multiple a no. But you told me to power things, and I was looking into it too. Yeah. That was easing into it. Now, you need to have a little bit more. Because this is the this is what you're we're not just going to be hanging out at the Belmont rec in Riley's anymore. You know, like times are changing you have to do some things that are a little stuffy. And and get dressed up like getting dressed up. I dislike sneakers you just literally showed me. Peron's old man loafers like not in a cool chic way. Good. Well, no one hundred percent goodwill. In fact, they look like slippers because the back of them because there were too smart down to small our we do small they're too small now, but not an inch. But they're they're they're a forty five and I'm a forty seven. Okay. All right. I don't why did you buy them because they're awesome. No. They're not. No, they're not they're so awful. Cold. Of course, they were the ugliest thing they were so ugly that I started to trick my brain into thinking, they might be cool. No, they are tell they're not. In fact, I'm gonna I'm gonna get rid of the no I can't wait till we go to a gold party like a white and gold. It's not even cold. It's like weird growth shade of brunt. No, it's because you're crappy Lumine lights inside this place are now it's there there. This is an issue. This is like I literally looked at my boyfriend and like thirty minutes, and I was like I really don't wanna start a fight over this. But like hardcore like gave you like a two month warning. And why are you going to and he waited until a few hours before to be like who would suit I need to get it pressed or to get one dry cleaned, and then we don't have about. And I don't have shoes I'm going to go to H nam, and I'm gonna find about I guess or maybe I should maybe she'd text group chat everyone and be like who has sized twelve and a half shoes. My bro- two months. Two months fucking warning. I gave you your. But i've. Also been fluctuating on my diet. And it's called relationship. It's called travel. I thought we were going to be here for Halloween. I was gonna eat a lot of candy. So I was not I didn't want to get a suit. Because what if all of a sudden, I went from thirty four to thirty six thirty six in life sucks. And you know, it's like I gotta stuff myself into the suit with a crappy has belt that it got from h and m doesn't even match the frigging shoes does not match the shoes you'd be better off wearing like one of my was cheap. This Bill is thirty dollars. I can go to Macy's by like something like a Tommy hilfiger thing for twenty-five guide. We couldn't be more different. When it comes to can't. We just be like Gwen and Blake. No, I'm sorry. Yes. I don't know. What is wrong as we're last night? And you know what? Because it's love. She doesn't judge him. He's not like, hey, you know, Gwen, why don't you just put on this flannel? Has awesome style. But he doesn't. Probably Nashville baby. You don't need to wear high heels where she is. But out of Nashville small country bar. It's okay. D- have you? Yeah. I'm sorry. No. That is the worst example because Blake Shelton has the worst out of ever any celebrity that I've ever seen like boot the same boot cut jeans with a blazer and like square, they talk about fashion. But you don't talk about whose voice, I'm not talking about his voice. I'm talking about his fashion, and you're trying to make a point. And I'm getting upset. I'm getting worked up because I told you I read an article with Justin Timberlake, where he said it is his job to frame Jessica Biel when they go out if not frame as framed for murder frame as in make sure that his outfit frames her outfit because she's number one because you always want to frame the woman. So you should be enhancing, my awesome outfit not taking away from it. So then why don't you shop for me? Oh, do you just drop the mic, but when you drop them you have to walk away. But you can't because you're stuck in the corner of your tacky, shoe closet shoe room. It is tacky we need to you. It's like, yes, I'll old I shall we. We that was my rewind thing. Okay. Justin Timberlake said that. And I told you and if Justin Timberlake goes out to red carpet events with Jessica Biel knowing that it's his job to wear something that flows with what she's doing. So that they are cohesive. So that he frames her beautiful dress. Then you can all right. Well, here we go again. Then you take me shopping out. You don't listen to me? I would love to do that. I would love to get you stylised just for these types of things just I thought you I thought you were this fashion persons. I don't I don't know men's fashion the way that I know women's fashion, and I still want you to feel comfortable with what your wearing. I'm not that big of a terrorist. So like, I think if you work with someone who you're not having sex with that it might work out a little better for you or having sex with me with. With what I'm saying? Like if I start styling you, oh, I'll just let somebody else do it. Because someone will know what to do. And it's not going to be like any like resentment in terms. Reaching out to touch to. Now. I've just I'm just using my hands to talk right now. It was really close to my face. But I'm just saying like, so when this stylist says, no you can't wear your Rams fans to this gala. Whoa. Okay. Now, you're throwing me under the bridge is under the bus the bus. I will never get that. It's in my head. I can't say Semnan correctly. It's correctly, the certain things I just as as Craig. On. What is it? Cinnamon, cinnamon. You can't say cinnamon, I've never known this value because I never say, I hate it. We what do you do when you need to put cinnamon in something? Because I never put a huge you. You deprive yourself of cinnamon flavored things because it fast. It fast. I say incorrectly. No. Because now now it's in my head send them in. But I have to say it slowly that is so cute bow. I wear anything. So you're on the bus under the bus. Yes. I didn't throw you under the bus. I mean, kind of know all right, whatever. And there's a reason why I'm talking about this not just because I'm hurting listeners. Remember, the first time we talked how nice we were. And how nice she was to me. Let's go back and replay. Let's just unite record ourselves. Like, let's go live listening to the first podcast, and how nice we were come down here with. It's like. Listen fashion is something that you just like can't. We don't fuck with it. You know? But let me finish the reason why I'm also bringing this up is not just because it's happening right now live it's also because this was a team in our vaca-, and we are here mainly to discuss our European vacation. Even though we're probably just going to go on tangents and never actually talk about it. But it was a theme. Because when I was looking at my podcast notes. I had a shit ton of things saying those complaining about having to match me in Europe. Why Stasi wearing furry shoes in Berlin? Why were you wearing shoes in Berlin? Berlin is like Berlin. It's kind of like the only thing I guess in a sense, the Silverlake exactly that's where I thought they would want to see my fucking furry shoes. Oh, because we probably have both for and. Okay. But they don't know that what do you mean? They don't know that it's further to see those little things that I have to animals in my most people, well, at least most of the area that we were at and I'm I'm hoping that if they saw some random Gucci shoes, they wouldn't have any idea. Just like, I probably wouldn't know. No, like, I know Gucci shoes in Italy and Milan because it goes Gucci Gucci Gucci big fucking words all over the place. I don't have. I don't like, I don't know. I'm not going to have a logo unless it's a small Chanel sign, you know that channel anyway. Fashioned was a theme of our trip where I was okay with you wearing your denim jacket with Rams patches on it every single day. Anna Rams hat there were nights. There was an all blacked out. Rams. I wanted to dress up. I wanted to look pretty, and I wanted you to dress up with me, and you just won't really in Berlin. Should I put on a Khalid? The Delray the bell ballet around being here. Here. We bought a bought a sweater bell. But for you to but a sweater for you shadow Terada TUI, and she has never even seen the movie. The now the time she's like I love the Perez, but she has never seen. Okay. Wait. I should have made you dress up as stereotypical Parisian. Should I walk around with the? How funny that would have been if I said today, you're going out in a black beret and a black and white striped shirt. So basically, I look like a mime walked around the tower and did like the, you know, the crazy characters on Hollywood and Highland. Could've made money. If I got on a grist upper on through that one hotel. Oh, which was gonna literally get to at some point at some point. 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I've experienced anything like I haven't either. Bo. No. I was looking at LA the whole time being like pitched you live like this ever done. What the fuck think? Randall saw face expections every other day. Bo. Hey, hey. You need to sit down. I just like it blows my mind, but like people live like that every day that we have friends that we know people that live like that everyday muscle, generous, super generous around the fact that he can just be like, you know, what I think we're going to take the plane back tonight tomorrow morning. What do you mean, you think we're going to just take your plane with even mean like what does that what does it entail? Like, Bo you didn't order an entree. The last night we were there because you're like a can't shits too expensive. It's really like blowing my mind, and I'm like, I I'm literally was like I got lobster and stick back at the villa? Now. Remember what a night where we went to the nice dinner. And you were like this is just like the weirdest thing. It's so expensive. He's at you're like, I'm just gonna want her and half at that one fucking hotel restaurant random, we had our driver. There was on crack. Yeah. That was driving us going route. We're going to die. We're going to frigging die. The guy shows up on crack drives us like thirty minutes outside of Kabo. And we get there in ten. And we're all freaking out. No one's listening to. No one's listening to the guy. And then I looked at the menu. And it's like a shrimp. Cocktail is seventy five dollars. Yeah. It wasn't. It was in some, you know, I'm all about West Hollywood and going all the food dinners and going like, okay. Like, I'm just going like, you know, money we ever gone to a foo foo foo fruit for one of we ever fruit for dinner. Fu. Whatever you always disconnected me. I was getting so anyways. I know I know I know how I say because everyone says it's always say Symington sin symbolism Symon. But. Going back. This place was like massively nice massively expensive. And I'm just like I couldn't even have a salad because a salad was like forty five dollars. I know it was like I had to let it go. I mean, like I just had to be like I'm just going to let it go. It is what it is. There's nothing I can do about it. He's choosing this. Oh, he's okay with it. So like, I can't feel guilty. It's not like I was like, hey, guys. I know great restaurant. We should go to a lot of bread. I was preparing myself for France Frau's. You did have lots of Beckett's in and cover. We did like as many things as you possibly could do in a matter of two days in Kabo. We went once it called what's jet that that jet thing. It's talking about the dune buggies. Oh, we were doing mugging. Yeah. Just just Optima hat dune buggies in the desert up to the water, which was traumatizing because because first of all hot stay ever hottest day ever. Just imagine being in the desert on the hottest day ever. You haven't showered or anything, which is fine. Okay. You have to suit up, you know, like with your head like you have to put on the helmet bandanna goggles. So it's like, you can't breathe and you get in the in the dune buggy, it's fun. And we've got we got like the gangster dune buggies where they were built because ran wanted to like jump and get a little crazy. And to be honest that was so much fun than like, the nice Mercedes type dune buggies where we saw. That like other tour that how the brand new ones, and I'm sure that it was boring shit now. One hundred Matt exactly Mad Max dune buggies? And it was just all of us. We have we got a little crazy. Yes. And at a break all of the sudden Brittany's like y'all I'm I'm just I really have to go to the bathroom. I'm I'm just I have to have to go number two a have to have to. We will. What are you saying right now are you about to go to number two in the desert like, I don't know my stomach swollen. I don't know a half to. I'm like, why are first of all she wasn't actually that worked up. She's actually very calm about it. I'm like no way in hell. Like, what are you gonna wipe brass with it is so hot sweating everywhere. There's nothing to wipe your butt with there's dirt everywhere, we're covered in like gear. You're actually just going to go off in the desert and shit. Luckily, it went away but I- Instagram storied her doing this talking about it. Which is why I feel like karma came back to bite me in the ass because literally three and a half minutes after I Instagram storied Brittany almost going to take a shit in the desert. I feel something running. Down my legs. And I'm like, no, no, there's no way was Halloween weekend. So we all thought it was a joke now. And then I put my hands between my legs. Sorry. That was and it's blood. Yep. I got my period at that exact moment the exact moment, you're in the desert with no bathroom hot sweating. Like, I said dirty just made fun of Brittany for having to go number two. And I had to make her take her head scarf off of her head. So I could shove it up. My badge. Karma is a bitch. Tokes is are you saying that you need another beer? Yup. Pauses? All right. So before we technically come back. We are going to talk about our new favorite pastime, which is hunt a killer killer. This is like one of the moments spell that. Like, I knew like oh my God. This man is the man for me like when you showed up like six months ago or how almost a year ago, and you were like with the bucks. You're like I bought you a president. It's a subscription to hunter killer. So we can solve. A murder. And you guys I'm telling you it is so freaking fun, and it is so hard and so real this is a subscription based game. She's received one bucks a month. And it's actually like you have letters you have ciphers and Co's that you need to figure out like it's it. We will spend a whole night like five hours and still not finish a box. Sit there in silence with our computers researching things like actual people who are trying to solve crime. We take it. So seriously, sometimes it could last eight we I mean, we we kind of depending on if we cheetah. Yeah. But it's so much fun. It's like it's not your ordinary game. It's like you're actually literally feel like a crime silver. You're like and you're like exercising your brain. That was like so dorky of me. But like we are and it's kind of exclusive because they only accept two hundred members a day. So it's like this whole community of people that even have a little pin that you can wear and put on your clothes. So like if you see somebody else out in public with the same you killer too. People out here. And have you have to you have to tell me the next time or go up to the I I'm not around because that is funding. Two people. 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Original Picasso an original Picasso. I think schwarzen- I sat there for a good like ten fifteen minutes going that really real. No. Is it is? Oh my God. That's real. Yeah. I mean where where do you even like is it like an Airbnb is there an app for renting a yacht? How do you do that? And it was huge. I mean it was yet. It was like one of those a million stories. Yeah. And you got to do jet skis. We have that. We had that one thing that what is it call? I don't know. It's like the space. It's like where you're suited up, and they you're on like, you have these foot gears where the water shoots out and you fly out up in the air, and you have to wear a helmet and the life vest, and you fly out of the air, and you're like the waters, basically, it's like a fire hose jet. Yeah. On your feet, and I couldn't do it. But I didn't try because like my. Yeah. Right. I have a flash girls. My my one. It looked really hard. And all of you guys kept coming back being like that shit's really hard. I wasn't that hard. I mean, there are certain parts like I'm going to say flying backwards, even though like the jet of water was, you know, hovering backwards was hard but going forward and diving under the shooting up like a fricken aerial from little mermaid drag Queen version. Let's say they should've put like some red like a red wig on top of the helmet. You know, what I think that's why I didn't wanna do. Because watching you guys like go in and out of the water. And I'm like tell that saltwater getting in my contacts on my nose off your eyelashes fake eyelashes that day didn't know just because I'm wearing them. Now doesn't mean I was wearing them in a what Kirk? But super epic awesome fun trip. Super epic like never need to go back to Kabo. No, no. I mean, I'd like to do it again, though. Randall eight me Richard be on us. I I will. I will. I don't ever have to go back to Kabul because it will never be that it won't be as good as that. I I'm telling you. I've been a a million times my second time. No it wasn't. That was my second time. Because now knows your first time. No, the most my second time when if you gonna Kabo but seven years ago told me it was your first time. Oh, there's my seven. It was my second time. I have well what technically doesn't do not like the I will. I don't have to ever go back now because it'll never be as good as what that was. Hopefully, we get the same president when we get engaged. Hint hint hint to you and hint hint to Randall. I am always trying to look for like the best new thing in terms of toothbrushes because I'm one of those people that like can easily like be a sucker for like an Instagram post where I'm like, oh my God. Like, that's like a really cute toothbrush. I think I'm gonna buy it. And then I buy it and it works like shit. I've learned my lesson the hard way. That's why I am super excited about this new toothbrush. It's called the burst. Sonic toothbrush gay? What's really awesome about? 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Like back off, you know, I think a little breather. Like, let us have some steps like we love each other. But man, it's like how many of your friends that get together within a year? They get married, and then how long does that last? Well, I I don't wanna shame. Shame. Really? Yeah. At lisa's. Always like at least. Three months. I came to the peace. I don't have a beast to tame first of all. And I what's like what what does it matter? If I know I want to know, the beasts of Ken awesome. What was he doing? Now. He carries around Dawson's scotch. And like, I think know, he he I think it'd be more like a guys thing. That's true. That's okay. You could come back and gossip to me probably wouldn't tell you all the details. Oh, really just you really think that you have broken code hundred percent. Are you joking? Is this a conversation? We've never discussed this down for the next podcast real fast. Do you really follow bro code like you hide things from me for your code? What are people what are broS doing that you need to be hiding things like nothing like scandalous stuff, but broke owed? Yeah. Just like girl code you guys. I don't know what you're listening everything you're a liar. I feel like I do. I mean, girls have certain things you shouldn't, you know? It's not it's not to say don't tell both this. I'm like, okay. Well, then you specifically said don't and I'm not going to betray your trust. What if broke oats don't tell your significant others this as not like we're sitting there like doing like shady stuff? It's just like guy talk. God, let us just have the guy talk. Which is why there's guys and girls they all have, you know, most most places are all the girls hang out and chat and all the guys hang on Chit chat to fly on the wall. Why told you before I was using the guy hanging out with the girls in the kitchen 'cause I'm like why a lot of the time. So I go back and forth. Hang hang out with Microsoft and good able to keep keep conversations private, right? Okay. So hashtag broke owed everyone bow code. Oh, shucks. I wanna talk about hellofresh for a little bit. Because I love that you cook. For me. I love I cook for him too. Because before that all I do is just use post meets every single day. Granted I still use post mates almost every single day for at least some meal, but this is what I love. This is my thing because they will not only are you a good cook. But when we get hellofresh delivered. It's like we're saving so much money because we're not going to the grocery store of money. Yeah. And just like buying a bunch of different ingredients, and then wasting food, and it's just like convenient, and it it comes. Well. Let me explain hellofresh is well size subscription. You can you can you go online. It's a website where it's a meal kit delivery service that shops plans and delivers step by step recipes and premeasured ingredients to your door. So basically, you go to the hellofresh website and you choose from a bunch of different meals. You choose how many people you want to be able to serve what day you want to cook this meal and that day, you'll receive an insulated box of full of all of the freshest ingredients and. Everything is just so easy to follow the directions or so easy. I watched Beaudu it all the time. I guess you should talk about this. Because I don't cook. It you do. The thing is like sometimes for for me. I learned I've learned a couple of meals, and then I keep cooking the same thing over and over again, and it's really hard to learn other meals at how the proportionate like the portions. Yeah. Need to cook? And also not have all this extra stuff left over. And then it's just a waste. Yeah. So what I love about this. They send it everything is just perfect. Yeah. There's all different boxes. They have pictures. They have the way. Yeah. See what it is. So I kind of love how they have like here's the final look. So sometimes you don't have sometimes when he wants something cold at night or how'd at night or warm in the day, and colder, and they can see what see what it looks like it's what I love about it. So sometimes we'll sit there and argue I want some it's like islands. And I know I know that. Yeah. So everything's perfectly proportioned and it's easy to read. It's easy to cook. And it's I don't know. I just love it. And there's so many different options, and you can pick all these different varieties of things. Yeah. And they just ship it to you. And it comes perfectly cold and ready to go and refrigerators delivered to your door onto percent. And then you put it in. And you just you just cook it when you want, and I really do recommend subscribing because that just especially if like, you're a mom or you work a lot, and you, you know, you're taking care of people. It makes it so much easier to have things being consistently delivered. And what they're doing right now is giving my listeners a total of sixty dollars off. That's twenty dollars off your first three boxes when you viz. Hellofresh dot com slash Stasi sixty and enter Stoskopf sixty at checkout. So that's hellofresh dot com slash Stasi. Sixty H E L L O F R E S H dot com slash doc- sixty and enter my stocky sixty code at the end, and you're gonna get sixty dollars off as twenty dollars off your first three boxes, they've different options vegetarian family style. Classic go. And check it out. I don't know that vegetarian. Well, I'm not vegetarian. I still like I told you that I know but. I think that's really good. That's that's awesome. Okay. Back to what Europe sidetracked. I forgot what let me let me before I taught I educate everyone on hotels because I am going to do that. What was your favorite part of going of what was your favorite part of the trip because we went to Berlin for a few days to my listeners who might not know and then Paris. So where the reason why we went to these places because Paris is my favorite city and Berlin is both favorite city. And we both wanted to show each other our favorite cities, which sounds like an engagement trip. Now that I just said that out loud that sounds really I know I just realized that it sounded really cheesy as I just said it also, you know, what I think the got the internet all in the fan things all because they wanted to know because we right? We have the nicknames for each other because gem back when I said, I don't want you to post about me. I said put a bear put us the USA place. Yeah. You're over my face. No who I was. Right. And I would call you Jim because all you sit there and do his talk about sparkles in your diamond choose. So we would have codes when we were Instagram mean story stuff. So we could talk to each other and not tag each other. So she would put a bear on her Instagram. That would be like this is for you or about you. And I would put it jam remember those Davies so sweet outed because someone looked at my tattoos. All your sweet, I remember all of that. Or whatever. That's why everyone thought we were engaged. I totally forgot why I'm like why was that? That's why. Okay. Well. Loves Berhard Jad that looks like ring me. That's what somebody's gonna say. So okay. I totally during that forever. So that's why we didn't think about it. Yeah. Someone told me that. Well, next time that happens. We're not engaged to. When we get engaged y'all are going to. No, I'm not going to be subtle about talking about it. I'm not going to be like it's not gonna so way subsequently live Instagram it hold on put on hold on hold on. Find the girl that wanted to take a photo with you like fifteen minutes ago and be like, hey can Instagram story this real creek? I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's about to propose like he's on Wendy. Hold up. I mean, we are in a graveyard. Oh, you're putting flowers down for your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. Your you mind. Okay. So that's why. Well, so what was your favorite trip part of the Trump? My favorite part of the trip was the jump polka ta. I mean, cabaret that was the most cabaret it was it was probably one of the most amazing shows I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. I actually saw on my strip stocky Facebook group. Somebody said that our trip inspired them to just book their tickets to Paris. And they were asking about what show it is that we went to. And luckily, one of my other listeners wrote in and said what it was, but yes, awesome. That we inspired you to go to Paris. I love when I hear that. That somebody's like I watched your stories. And now, I'm doing it. Everyone should go travel as much as they possibly can. And so yeah, this show was so cool. It was like a musical. It's like, it's like mixing cabaret, musical, theater, and fashion altogether. And also the story of his love his life, jump all concerts. There was a lot of old eighty songs at a girl. Like live was live singing from the sixties all the way up until the present. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, I could literally go there and see that show every other week it. Yeah. That was a good answer that was my favorite. And then also when I found the the the baby bottle wine in place that was that was my favorite, but those remote because Berlin, I love I know Berlin, I love Berlin. And we only had a short on time there. So I can't wait to go to Berlin. When the weather's nice. So that I can experience it the way that you've told me about it Berlin, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago is really cool and pretty dark and in the wintertime, and that's my thought they'd like furry shoes. But but Chicago's got a little bit more of your kind of like. Fashion a little bit more fashionable out there. But then when Chicago when the spring comes up at summer comes up Chicago blooms like a flower just like Linda's like my vaj logo. Yeah. Okay. That was interesting. Don't even know how lies. My favorite. I think was the baby bottle place to because it was something that I would never you guys. So there's this restaurant up in. I can never say it when Mont, mama. I dunno sick. As Paris Paris was iota place. I'd never know how to say it, but because it looks like fun mantra. But that's not how anyone ever says it when I hear. Mama. And there's like a hole in the wall place fondue restaurant or like to call it fun. Do. Me slap RA. Sorry. This is. Drinking here, we have a gallon of go to ga, but this place. So like you have to either be a local or get a reservation, even though there was like, no like half of the restaurant was empty. They told the people behind us like no, we're full like we had made her as relation since huts sucks Rio was like Mary and Joseph trying to find a place to have Jesus when they're like, no, we're full. That's what I felt like for that couple behind us. But anyway, so this place, it's a fondue place, and they serve wine in baby bottles, which is dangerous as fuck because you don't realize how much you're drinking. Well, a lot of people were like well by his my you drinking out of baby bottles. So the bad thing when I found out is I guess legally the restaurant didn't have the right permits to serve wine and a glass, so they bypassed away by putting it into baby bottles because it's so smart by law. There is nothing like who the fuck with how geniuses at that says the restaurants every. Right specific he was able to get to bypass the law is if you put it in baby bottles because and because most things I think legal what what's the right word is legally is if it's in written like you cannot serve whining glasses. Okay. Well, we'll sort of a baby bottles. And I guess that's what happened and it's been like that for for a while now. Yeah. From that see, you know, what you don't want batch. It happens in your life and you'd get bummed out. And you can just take that dark route and get really sad. That's yes. Unless it was a lot of people do or you can get you can, you know, chin up look to the light creative and then do something. And then all of a sudden, look what happens. Yeah. Went bad shit happens. Sometimes look how you handle it. I love that. You're so Optimus, dick, you're such a positive person. When she every time, there's a problem, you're so positive and optimistic about it. I'm a demon. It's like even if something's going. Well, it's like something bad is going to happen like too good to be true. No way in hell, no way. Now, Katy got mad at me the other night the people's choice awards 'cause she's. Like, I think we have a chance of winning. I'm like, no, we don't we would have been told ahead of time like over time, and she's like cut your so depressing. I'm like, no, I'm just realistic. And I don't want to get my hopes up like I need to prepare for the worst. So that I'm not like totally disappointed in sad. That's like what see I guess. Maybe we just balance each other out one hundred percent. It's like Paulo. I bring you down. You bring me to the middle point. And I bring you to the basically we're just coasting on neutral. But also at the baby bottle place. I was so friendly. I was on fire. Oh my God. A Hawaiian normally super introverted and get really weird around like up. But you also think that people know who you are. No, you're in Paris. Don't I never think that when I'm out of town. Are you joking or you're just trying to like I'm never like that? Okay. I just feel like I don't know if they're like. You know, I don't know if it's just your, you know, your Vander pump nece go, I think that's how I am in L A because we go to the same because when I go to Tom and boat and all the same places. I get just like I can't just relax. I can't relax. I can't walk in there without like seventeen thousand photos. So when I'm in Paris, or in Berliner in Italy or someplace else, I can make friends so easily and sit and just talk for hours. I made a best friend who I have no idea what her name is. I don't remember her name is I remember they were from someplace in Mexico, and they were very nice. They wear got mex-. They just got married and on their honeymoon. They weren't it wasn't Mexico City wasn't one of the big cities. But they. It was fantastic. They were really nice, and and we have photos with them. Fricken wine, the frigging wine these baby bottles. It's like having a water bottle of wine. They were taking photos us we were taking photos with them. We were taking photos together, literally became friends. And then she goes to meet don't tell everyone what you said to me is this how you're able to travel by yourself all the time. You just meet people because I have so many random friends that that I've met from traveling over the last twelve years now understand like 'cause I've never been like that. I'm I'm just I'm shy. I'm actually technically shy. Like, I am not. It's not that. I'm being day. It's just that. Like, I'm just a little like inward with things. I I don't I don't know. So like when you tell me like like, you have all of these friends from different fucking cities like you travel by yourself like, well, if what did you what were you always like did you have sex with her? No question. It's funny. Girl is fine. People saying like what I did before he doesn't count. Like, no, it does your social known better. You should have remained virgin until your soul should've known Termaine. Virgin until you met me. Well, you don't know Jesus. And he knows you. But you know, there's maybe he hasn't was a year loud enough. That's okay number. I didn't really have actually been understand. What that no, no. I was trying to be funny. But then come out is it me because you're like your soul. She didn't know and everything. And then you just know that I was the one to this is your voice when I just think of you. Your voice. Not even Brittany. Man. That's what you think. I was like, well, maybe Jesus should've told you about about me before because he knew you before you even in the world. And then then you have your headphones on I don't know that guys, you know. Like I was trying to make like a quick joke. Everybody fell so flat. It did. It did. I'm sorry. Can we can actually let's see? They weren't the only friends that I made though I made friends with oversight tour guide. Oh, yeah. Having having just because she reminded me of somebody to hit is your mind job. There's nothing wrong with it. Well, there wasn't. I don't even know why you're getting there isn't anything wrong with it. She she she reminded me of Delors own bridge from Harry Potter, the pink quit. There's nothing wrong with that. And she was like when you showed me that. So right lot younger. She's a lot younger than Dolores. But she was massively sweet massively. Well, I love her. So I'm very much my listeners know, if they've been longtime listeners how obsessed with verse I and Marie Antoinette is I am and I- spinach while I'm up to date on the verge size series, which I really recommend everyone watching. It's so good until I was like, you know, what this time when I go to Versailles. I feel like I should hire an actual tour guide instead of just like doing the normal thing where you just buy ticket and. It out yourself. And so we got this tour guide who came and picked us up in a car. I was asking her questions on like, oh, she's fucking knowledgeable as shit. She was like I'm going to Geneva. She she talked. So she was like these make. Yes, he we I'm going to Geneva where they're auctioning off marie-antoinette's jewels. And I'm like, I know about that. I know about that auction. That's happening. I saved it. I sent it to bell. Like, I literally thought about being like maybe I could afford one day like some of marie-antoinette's jewelry. Now, I saw how much it went for definitely not. But she knew everything about for science. It was so fucking cool. And I made her my best friend, and we're going to be pen pals. So I've realized that I'm the friendliest person in Europe. Sure. That didn't you're you're. You're crushing me right now. Yes, you're the friendliest person in Europe. Yeah. She's I'm sorry. She is the friendliest person in your shoes. She's a nicest. What I'm saying? I'm the friendliest version of myself. Oh, why aren't you getting myself because you said, you're the friendliest person? No, I'm meaning like, I'm the friendliest person one on your own one hundred percent. But you have to put that posted know what I mean? Well, we're not there yet. So because I've talked about whatever though because I've talked about this. I just had to update all on if you ever go back to I really recommend you getting a tour guide, and I would recommend this lady who I guess, maybe she's like, no I was going to Instagram, and he's like, I don't have social media shouldn't iphone four. So I'm like, all right woman. I don't know how to help you. But I did learn something about myself. I was there. I've tried to wonder what it is why like precise so much. Why I feel like such a giant connection to it? Like, what is it? That makes me just so obsessed with it. And I realized what it is. And I told you this. I don't know if you remember route till me again, I think that in a past life or one of my ancestors, I remember I was a shoemaker at for. Maybe even for Marie Antoinette. Maybe I was the shoemaker that made her shoes because I have this obsession with shoes not just any shoes. But ornamented shoes a looking at them. I love everything about them reinterred out. Choose like that. And so and I love for Cy. And I just feel like it's like I have like a part of me there. And so I'm convinced I was shoemaker for Cy figured it out solved. Crime hunter killer style. It's like that caller, maybe with Adam Sandler, except you're not turning into all the the fancy people that he turned. He cobbled their shoes. I've never seen that. But there's a thing where he puts on. She told me. What is it? Why why are you smiling? Why are you gonna be happy? Why why why are you looking at my podcast? Now, my podcast knows. I remember I was like didn't. I can. I can I before you go into whatever it is that you are laughing. At can I talk about my our hotel experience that I can warn people. Yeah. I'm doing public service right now. Okay. Is this charitable this? Is charity work to do. The one is also goes into like what happens it with my castings. Are you talking about? Well, you're about to talk about hot bloggers doing stuff, right? Yeah. These hot bloggers are liars. Just like when I'm casting stuff and these hot blogger models come in. And they say they can do stuff and they can't. So it's basically kind of like the same type of thing came in in a difficult. Okay. I can I can understand what you're saying. It's it's far. It's a it's a breach. It's a stretch. But. Okay. You guys I have wanted to stay at this. Don't puts the microphone down where you're gonna talk for like soliloquy. Really heavy. I'm not Akra phone giving a monologue like ours. This is still a conversation about what do you do? I'm going to watch. I'll put the microphone down quietly. So no one will know now. And then and then I'm gonna sit there, and I'm gonna just stretch my hip, just hold. I'm like do you want me? Get you Mike soon. You don't know. No one. No. Because then I then look like, no. Yes. Ever talking about the like bend down and tacos. Gosh. Okay. So I have wanted to for really longtime. Go stay at this this hotel called hotel Athens. I don't even know how to pronounce it as a million apostrophe like there's so many. I don't know. Telephony? That's by the with. Puzzle. Ebony that's probably wrong. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Because I have I follow a bunch of flat fashion bloggers like we all do on Instagram, and I'm always like, oh my God, like their hotel rooms like they look so nice. They look like STAN like the like, the exactly Parisian style. I wanted a overlook the Eiffel tower super basic bitch of me, but whatever and they all like flowers like lining, the windows, and it's just beautiful so picturesque everyone's eating their fucking giant breakfasts and they're like Instagram photos, which they're probably not eating not even touching. They probably order like four hundred dollars worth of breakfast. And just don't ever eat it, which I'm like learning the everything's ally on Instagram. Oh, yeah. I li- on Instagram all the time that what does everything because it's all about super honest. No, it's not so knows I'll post like four days later. That's not a lie. It is. And I'll say today. Okay. That doesn't even even I I don't know. I just feel like Instagram. Yeah. I I feel like it's it's it's a place where I can sit there. And and it doesn't matter. I consider a bullshit. Sorry. That was just my little thought blurp. I mean, that's fine. I just I'm trying to pay you a compliment. I don't feel like you're pretty functional. I don't feel like you at all. Okay. So I've wanted to stay at the hotel it's super fucking expensive. But I figured you know, what what the hell I'm finally with the love of my life in Paris and my favorite city. Let's fucking do it. Let's just shell out the fucking dough. And go there. We get there, and my heart already starting to sink because I'm like, oh, we're going to the part of town. And it's like it's like, I don't know that much about it. It's like super hoity toity didn't know anything about it at all. But like, I know areas of Paris enough to where like, I know like areas that we we like to we would like to be you what I mean. And this was just like the fancy ass area that like was right next to a Cartier jewelry store, do you know what I mean? So I'm like, oh my God. This is like really really nice, then we show up, and I just feel like I'm in trouble the whole time or like, I'm a little kid had it has to go to the principal's office when I'm there because we went from a really great hotel. We went to from so awhile Berlin. Yeah. Yeah. My Frontino hooked it up. Thank you that frigging hotel in. Berlin was fantastic. Yeah. They realize and it overlooked a graveyard overlook, the graveyard, the room was dark and swanky. And everyone knows fantastic there yet you Kony's. Well, it was almost like a little bit of West Hollywood in Berlin. That was the one of my favorite hotels I've ever seen. It's that was the first time I stayed in a hotel in Berlin. And ten years. The first time I've stayed in hotel Berlin. So that was fantastic. So we went from like swanky chic, you know. You know, east Berlin moody with you know, it was just it was dark, and and just sexy to like the Oval Office meets Paris. Oh my God. That was that's it with a bunch of red flowers on the facade. That's exactly what it was. That's that's what it was. Bowling alley opened up the minibar and a little mini bottle of vodka. But little the the minis Many's kind on airplanes. How much it was a twenty eight year old thirty. No, no, no that's twenty eight euros which ended up being thirty three Americans already three American dollars for a many can by a grey goose for or you can buy I can buy handle a frigging Tito's. I would rather have a handle of Tito's. I would have Tito's Tito's anyways rather than any kind of other vodka. Maybe cuddle at Tito's as my jam a handle of Tito's people are a little mini of grey goose. And I saw that I was like, no. No. I know I I'm not an listen if I want to throw up by myself overprice, you know, it's bad. She walked in pop the bubbly. And then when I looked at the bubbly I was like. And about it. I didn't even tell her. I didn't tell her. I don't want. I just want to tell you the small little, you know, those little champagne don't wanna know. Three glasses of champagne. She opened that that was it was the fishy scrapped it out. So just think people just think I know what it is. Is an after I looked at it after we will finish the rest of the story. But after I looked at it when we left literally I felt like I just got dick punched in my wallet. Yeah. I got I I mean, I don't know how much the champs your wallet. Sorry, your wallet. But that's that's how it was awful. Well, I mean like our wallet because you had Berlin. And I had parents, I guess technically my wallet. Whatever. Yeah. For the campaign. That one was like, no. And that's why I still don't wanna know never want to know the answer to that signed for it and threw it away. I literally have never wanted to like not know something more in my entire life. So after we opened up that champagne, and I took my obligatory photos in the window sill with ivory tower, which I still haven't even program boyfriend. Right. You do really good job. We both kind. We walked around the city for a little bit. And we went back to the towel. And I was like, oh, then we're like, let's go get a drink at the. Let's get a drink at the bar. And it's okay. I don't care to me. We're still good on time. Okay. So we have like a roof gala to go to a no we've talked about it. I'm a bit. Like, you know, I'm not good at putting on suit. So I'm gonna take fifteen minutes become more tentative. Do you move minute to this these things it messing it up? Okay. Mad scientists per use. So after we went and walked around the city the first day we were there. We were like, let's just go get a drink at the hotel lobby bar. So I go to the restroom he goes and gets strings, and I'm walking back from the restroom, and I'm like everyone who works here is fucking staring. Like, what are you doing here? You don't belong until I felt like you don't belong. You don't belong like. So then I walked into the lounge and we like drink a little bit. And you're like everyone here looks like a Russian prostitute. Also. Also, you don't understand walking from the White House meets what was it? Again. I said the Oval Office overall meets Peres cutting into this bar, which it's like black light dark yet. It doesn't matter. Like toilet paper belong for conscription thing. This like like we are kind of like dark EDM trance music's happening. Everyone is all men is literally Jerry after all these frigging younger women, and all I ordered was a Curiel and Jack in diet. And so we were like can we just put this on our we're over? Let's put it on our room, and we're just gonna leave. I had one sip left of my care. One sip. You one let's say you had like fifteen percents. You had fifteen percent left's. Let left of of my drink. Okay. So we were just getting up we paid. We put his we walk out and the waitress. It's like, you know, I would I take it to your room with you. And like, well, we're literally takes this one gulp of champagne glass puts it on a tray and starts acting like she's going to walk with us to our room. And I'm like that's gonna be a long awkward as walk. I'm like dude just down it right here. Like what the fuck like? No. She follows us to the follows us to the frigging elevator. Yeah. She's like this is my job. And I'm like, no, we're fine. And then here and then finally just grabs the thing off her the tray and drinks. And we're like what is your problem? Like, we're like who doesn't it was so awkward and weird and Mike, and then all of a sudden, I realized halfway. At once. She left us is she lets us in this weird. Look once we got into the elevator. And I realized she thought we she thought we were stealing like my percent a hundred percent because I was wearing my just I'm sorry. I ran my Rams jacket. And I I was because it was a hotel bar. So I was like, well, I know I know suit on like all the other geriatrics and their and their Russian prostitute girlfriends. Yeah. No. That's what made me. That's what pissed me off. The most is I was like I think they feel like we're just walking into this lounge and being like put it on the room. Yeah. And we don't we're not staying there. And I'm like this is making me feel so weird. We're spending so much money for this that like I don't wanna feel like I'm going to the principal's office every single time. I leave my hotel room to the point where we like walked in our hotel room. We're like we need to leave. And we didn't even go out to dinner, we ordered room service because we were to just worked up and scared to let go out and like face anyone. We were like we don't belong here. We legitimately dope along here. Let's just order room service. And it was the worst room service. I've ever actually took pictures. So I I would hamburger. For the Hamburg was about four to five. I'll tell you that. I'm not gonna talk about the champagne, but I'll talk about the the the forty five year old hamburger that I got. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life disgusting. Yeah. I mean, come on. You can't you getting a little too intense about all we're doing is like totally. We can't spend the next fifteen minutes. Just totally shitting. Okay. So it was just wasn't that. Great. Honestly. That's right. This is all my God do one season Vander pump roles as a boyfriend. And then all of a sudden all you do is become gossip Queen. What are you gonna drop the mic and go pray? So we ordered rooms are as and I was like I called the front dies on Mike. Can we check out tomorrow morning? Let's just go on hotel tonight and just like find a normal hotel room somewhere last minute. And that's what we did. And it was the best fucking decision ever made. Because then we just found what was so affordable. And even nicer the room was ten times bigger in an area of town like by Marie kind of. But like in an area of town where there are restaurants and bars everywhere people walking around it was modern. It was young. It was what it was called. Bushell mo- Bosch among so it's like be hotel H M O N T A M O M B. H M O N T. Okay, bus amount. But they say it looks like Bach amount. But it's yeah. It was fantastic. Fragmented all the cashiers Tassone ice. And how far is fantastic everything. Central central in the middle of everything. Yeah. Go back there. One hundred affordable. Yes, literally one night at that. Other place was for it was pretty much like the whole the whole what six seven five nine hundred five nicer yet. That's insane. And we are the top. We have the top floor. It was go there. Go there going to go back there because I feel bad. I feel like we're just sitting there and like telling just like the shitty parts of our trip. But that's always which more my it's more fun to just like gossip and bitch about things instead of being like everything's great. And didn't just like make people wanna peep themselves. Do you know what? I mean. You're you're training me will. Yeah. So if you are heading to Paris, I really recommend that hotel, and I really don't recommend the hotel that I was saying before I mean, they were nice, and let me out of it the when they were they let me out of it so easily that I'm like other people must do this other people must like check into this hotel. And they're like, this isn't what we wanted. Sorry, like, no fun. But it's the thing was is like we felt uncomfortable. Yeah. Of course. So that was pretty much besides like everything else. Like, we did the normal things went to the catacombs all of the sites like shopped ate drank went to cemeteries, you know, all the stuff that we normally do we travel really well together. Anything else about that? 'cause I don't know. I wrote some fun things down. Okay. So if that is all we have it's time for you to get ready for this freaking Gallup, and you're not gonna wear your brand shoes. And after this. I'm going to find you a stylus. You can't Mike up more than one one really. Oh, I didn't realize it was like a podcast like rules of engagement. I mean, it's my rule. Okay. Is there anything else you want to add Honey bunny? I don't know. It's just like in this episode with are you speak like a German, and I'll speak like a Parisian. I don't know how to speak like a German speak like a person, and I'll speak like Germans bushel. Can can we can you know, what I'm saying goodbye? And french. Oh, we'll lavar Kunda. No. That's all my God. I just forgot how to say go fail. I by Louise.

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Vanderpump Moms Bring the Drama (with Lala Kent, Jennifer Aydin)

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Vanderpump Moms Bring the Drama (with Lala Kent, Jennifer Aydin)

"Yeah. Hi, it's making cigar. And it's j MAC, and this is the daily dish Bravo's official podcast. We have so much talk about this week. There's so much going on have you heard the latest single from Alania Giudice? You know, I have because we literally stopped what we were doing the office to watch the performance. It was incredible. It was is incredible. The word, you know. I think for me it is very hard to watch any child performing, right? It's not just Malania. The song is really catchy actuary. Catchy. But it's like even at family events, they'll sometimes parade the kids around and like, oh, so and so show off your talent and inside him just dying. I don't know why watching kids perform freaks me out. Well, this was also like a next level because I remember being a kid, and you'd be like we're gonna put on a show like run around like put on a Cape and like make everyone sit down. But this was like next level. This Feddie web producer was involved. You know what I mean? Right. Do you actually think her friends names are Stephanie? Entail. Don't think so because they gave the choreographers name ahead of diamond. It was like Donna or something. But yeah, I can't wait to grow up. I got plans to blow up mama said it ain't easy. But I don't care. So what? Should we play a clip? Yes. Pick up my besties taint. Stephanie. Get our nails done. Winging chase him boys. We'd tasing shacks. We've cinching we chase ING. Does little things. Stop truer to grow up. Easy. Two. Nec literally was stuck in my head the whole day after we listen to it. So that's kind of the that's a good thing. I would think I taught myself some of the choreography. Danny was very proud of me. I can totally see it. So we'll get a little bit more into jersey later. When else we have to talk about today. My God, we you missed out. Okay. We have a weekly meeting where we kind of go over everything that's happening right now. And Bravo production, and they showed a super tease for I missed. It you missed it. It was totally unexpected. No one knew it was coming because it's earlier than we thought it was and it was maze. So did. Yes. And what about us? But did. Yes. All the things Eric. Okay. Well, I'm going to have to try to get my hands on that. But until then everyone sit tight it's coming soon. It's coming. So we need to talk about real housewives of Atlanta real house in New Jersey. And of course, the episode can't stop thinking about van or pump rules. Absolutely. Let's get into it. Okay. So this was a real Stoskopf focused up Assode. I'd say I really enjoyed this episode need to okay. So we get the aftermath of her birthday party meltdown where she apparently did come back out to the party to grab Bo because that was your thing last week. You're like why wouldn't she just come downstairs and get him? Well, she did it wasn't calm about it. And apparently was screaming getting room now about when saucy wants Stacey wants dossey gets saucy guts to call fifteen times. And then came out. Stocks screamed at Bo ordered him into the bedroom. Both are crying. He's like, I'm not your punching back. They can't do this. And he just wanted to kick it with us. I don't understand why that's such a problem. And that's how she spent through her birthday, which I can totally picture still probably in her white outfit. No makeup on just like freaking out and her broken phone. I really appreciated the aftermath that we got because we really had cameras there. Like the morning after what I really loved is that everyone was looking like they had been partying all night. You know at the beginning of the episode. You could tell that the cameras were there the day after I mean, stocks was literally chugging a beer first thing in the morning. So I think, you know, pair of the dogs actually like, obviously starchy was really upset. She had been crying, and she felt really bad for bow. And I could not help, but think of you during the whole conversation 'cause I know how much you love bow. And he was so sweet. And like, yes, he was perfect. He he's totally understanding. And it's like, yeah, you're a dick. But I love you and stuff. See also was very like, I don't know. Why I get mad like, I don't know. What happened like I was just drunk like she really had a moment of being like, oh, no. I don't know where that came from an I need to figure that out in my self. And I'm sorry that I projected that onto you, right? And it was also a little bit of a tease of what's to come. Because we kinda saw maybe why stop does react the way she does very true. And it's because of the woman that created her her mother, we also got my favorite line from the teaser you dick punched my heart. Okay. We have to talk about stars. Mom. I mean Fender parents rules is definitely a show that could be happening right now. I would watch the out of that show. I mean, it's so crazy because I feel like just in in life in general, you you're always like I'm going to turn into my parents like you kind of have that in the back of your head the older, you get the more. You're like you realize how much you are like them. Right. And I think we really saw exactly where stuff gets it from right? So we see a little bit of her mom at the party, and she's kind of talking about Bose package, not totally appropriate for a mother. And then at Kristen's t shirt launch. She kind of says to go first of all you're up here. My daughter's down here, right? She has deep rooted issues, and that's why she lashes out and oh winter you're going to get her pregnant. I just don't want you to go anywhere. I think you're the perfect man for my daughter. My clock is ticking. And I need grandchildren. We're talking about babies. Babies vary. I felt really bad for him. All the things that you shouldn't say all at one you layer that out over time like as a mother in law. It is sort of your duty to be like kind of awkward and always like nudging them about stuff. You know, like there's definitely room for that. But not like all at once while you're in town, visiting them. I don't know if that was the first time they had met or if they had met before. But that was like all way too much. And then I just need you to help me unpack what happened at dinner. I don't even know. I mean, I think there's a certain turning point where like once someone says something it can never be fixed. And I think that happened. And I don't know what the moment was. But Sasa was definitely like I'm done with this. I can't I don't know. What it was that her mom got so upset about? Okay. I'll be okay. This happens every time, I don't even wanna eat. I I've just I I'm so. Because you're hurt a can't ignore it. You have to go. We fight every fight with all the time. I know it's hard to find a way that your mom kills special. She's a place in your life just made a fool. Right. I mean upset about something that she felt like starchy wasn't being sensitive enough to her. It felt a little bit like a role reversal like when she got into the bathroom, and she was crying and like, Katie. And and you know, Kristen's moms went over to tend to her. She was kind of like, I just want her to hold me and tell me she loves me, and it felt very much like, wow the roles have switched here. Yeah. See I was confused because Katie and Kristin were also starting to be nice here, your mom, and I was like I I'm not sure because Dana was like kissing Kristen's asks on the way into the restaurant. She was like my daughter needs to be more. Like you like, you are a strong powerful woman. And I was like why would you say that your daughter's right there like you can have you can feel how you feel about Kristen. But saying all of that like with stuffy in earshot is a bit like, and so then I think that might have inflated Kristen a little bit to come more. Today's defense than star sees in that moment. But I don't know it all felt very strange. Yeah. I have to say I don't have that kind of relationship with my mom at all. All like, there is no drama. I kind of wish there was sometimes I would make it a little more interesting. But yeah, it's just like our roles are very traditional. She is the mother. I'm the daughter. It seemed like there isn't really that kind of dynamic. It's almost like a like a sisterly kind of relationship. Yeah. I know which I thought was really interesting. And you know, I think I would like to maybe see more of that this season. I don't know if we're going to get more of her. But I think there's a lot to think about there. Yeah. I mean, I honestly wouldn't mind more of the Vander parents just giving running commentary on all of the drama that their kids go through. Right. I mean, we've had a lot all ready this season between like James's mother coming and talking to Lisa and now with Stoskopf mom, and then their parents were here. I mean who else we're gonna get this season. My God if Jackie and Dana could face off in a feud that would just make my life team. Jackie o. Fighting words. So let's go back and talk more jersey. Oh, yes. So there was a big explosion. What maybe not a big explosion? There was a almost throw down towards the end of the episode Mardian. Joe that was crazy. And I have to say I I feel a little trick. Because I've always thought Marty was so sensible, and nice and quiet and then Swiss. Swiss kind of dick margin was friends with Danielle until Jan yell. Started throwing all over the place. More just over point. Oh insane. She's Joe's because he's threatened by. There is no reason for Degnan to be jealous of Margaret's. Nobody to looks better than her. Are you kidding me? Doesn't wanna walk into a room with Danielle because nobody will look more is Danielle getting to him or is he just really good at hiding who. He is. Right, right. I don't know that whole thing about like my wife is hotter than anyone else's. What are you talking about? Like. How older we think who said it best? I think it was Margaret she kind of called Marty pathetic, which I feel like was obviously an attack on him. But in that moment, it was it was how he was behaving. Like, why bring looks into the picture in front of Joe like that you know, it was insulting to Joe insulting to Margaret. You're at a twelve year olds part, you know, like not the time or place for something. Like that. Right. Unless your wife is literally Giselle great. Thank you. Just Tom Brady Tom Brady can really get away with saying that it's true. I mean, you shouldn't bring looks into it. And I think the thing is you know, I like that Marty is still hanging onto his relationship with Danielle. He's trying to defend her like I understand what he was trying to do in that moment. But he really should not have talked about Margaret that way. Right. Margaret is beautiful. And also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously Joe thinks Margaret is the most beautiful woman in the world. Yes. Mardi can think that about Danielle? Absolutely. We don't need to compare apples to oranges. Yes. Well, not only that. But I think we had a lot of drama with Margaret also when it came to Jennifer this week. Oh, right. Shelf. Your order bride thing. Risky. Oh my gosh. Said that just because it's very not common in modern day society to have arranged marriage. It's not an arranged marriage. It was set up with the intent of marriage of tomato tomato handed out. No, it's not actually I'm just saying culturally. It's very hard to relate to. So you can't relate to people who have set up marriages. And I can't relate to people have affairs with married people. I mean, this I feel like is one of those instances where they're never going to see eye to eye. They're never going to understand each other. I do I do think Margaret made an error saying the whole thing about mail order bride. But I can also tell that when she said it was a throwaway comment. There was like ill-intent behind. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think she was kind of like generalizing the situation, and I understand why Jennifer took offense to it. But it's just like I think to Margaret's point when they. The winery. It's just like this is different. So I I don't think she meant to be insulting to Jennifer. But I think Jennifer's already, you know, on the defense because of the situation with Jackie, and you know, when Jennifer gets a little liquor up. She's a whole other person. Right. I enjoy a good Jekyll and Hyde alcohol situation. I love when people turn because it's just like what did that come from somebody's gonna turn if Theresa's just sitting there not being able to drink any wine? You know? My question about Teresa, though is like when your wine tasting which I've never done this. But technically, you're supposed to spit the wine out Karachi of done that I think you still may be absorbed. Some calories. I love that. She asked beforehand, she just wanted to verify. She was like are we sure that? I can't do this like no you can't do that. So going back a little bit to Jennifer and the situation with Jackie in particular. You wanna talk about? You wanna talk about? Come into my home and use that as content for an article about spoilt to you, really think. That's what the article said you imply that my children were spoiled. Your name when kids come here. They never wanna leave by friend also guilty by my kids a lot of guests. So I'm not faulting, my friend from her ten recipe. I just hope our children remain the sweet kids I met at the door. You weren't attacking my children's saying that they were spoil. Your paranoia? Jive for you being paranoid. Jennifer. Do you think that the reason Jennifer overreacted or reacted the way that she did was it an overreaction because I feel like sometimes that's how you react to something. If you know kind of deep down, it's true. And maybe it's something that you're insecure about I definitely think she's insecure about it. Because clearly her husband makes comments to her all the time. Right. And I mean, he read the article and was like this is true. This is at you know, I know it's so funny because sometimes I don't really agree with Jennifer. But then I see her in those kind of situations, and I feel like she you know, is not maybe getting that sort of support from her husband in terms of disciplining the kids learning ways to like keep them under control without being if you get three basketball hoops in a row by your something on Amazon, you know, I feel like that's she has so many kids, and there's so much that she's responsible for that. It's sort of like that's probably the easiest way to calm them down or get them to do what she wants them to do. But like is that? Them spoiled. I don't know. But also that's not what Jackie was saying. She in the article didn't say they were spoiled. She's posing a question a hypothetical could this affect them? And she said so far it hasn't. And she also like did it mention names number one? Right. Number two. It was in like, the New Jersey gazette or something, you know, like a rather sounds like small publication, and perhaps if it hadn't blown up the way it did. No, one would have may be known that she wrote that about Jennifer. But now, we know and now it's out on the show. And like, you know, could have been something that maybe went under the radar right? And Jennifer May never have known. But I'm glad we got it. We got it. So if you guys haven't read the article, we're gonna put a Lincoln the description, it's from the Bergen record and take a rate, and let us know what you think do you think that Jackie was out of line? Do you think that she was right? Let us know Lincoln the description. Real housewives of Atlanta. Yes, I really enjoyed this episode particularly because of the whole revisiting Porsche's first marriage to Cordell. Yeah. That was those clips really brought me back to a place where I was like damn he was like he was not a good guy, especially because the Porsche we see today is so light and fun and airy, but she's been through some serious stuff. And of course, that would come into play when you're about to have a child with someone. Right. And I think you know, this episode and the conversation that she had in particular with her therapist, Dr Sherri name was so what is greatest fear and all I know is moving fast. Well, right before I met Dennis I hit kinda given up like on the whole like. When I want because those tissues. Issues. Okay. Honestly, I just I just I'm thirty seven and I got so comfortable with Porsche being alone. That now that I am back in love. It's like, wait. I don't want to lose Porsche again. Right. Do you have? Do you have? I know. But it's so natural for me. I think because of my some of the abused. I had riased. I'm glad we got that moment because I think you and I've had a lot of conversations so far this season about like portion Dana's what's going on. Do we trust him? I don't know if she moving too fast. And I think this really help put things into perspective for me in terms of where Porsche is coming from. And like you said we've seen such a different Porsche since she left Cordell. And now, you know, she is so independent and she has been doing so well with her businesses and everything and now it's sort of like, she can feel herself slipping back into it. And I think maybe that's what we've been seeing. And that's why we're kind of like what is happening here. Right. So she finally sits down with Dennis to and talks to him about it. And I think that's been a conversation. That's been a longtime coming just fill in like, we have some issues lately is I just felt like a cutoff who else talking to you know, when you know, you were supposed to really cut off you're talking to. So you were still being true. Totally innocent. You saw the tax. So you do nothing wrong. And I'm glad that she you know, stood up for herself. And I'm glad she gave him a little bit of that background that I don't think he had. Yeah. Although it was like interesting how he still wasn't getting it at the end. Right. But I mean, that's just I think what comes with the territory when you move really fast with someone. It's true. I mean, I feel like she should have been like here are the last five seasons of real houses up please watch. And then you'll understand where I'm coming from. You know, because I think he doesn't have the perspective that we have and that other people might have and the other ladies on the show might have. So it's understandable. But I am glad that they finally kinda talked it out. He was a little bit not receptive. But I think ultimately he's probably gonna understand where she's coming from. Yeah. So given what you know Porsche has been through, you know, in terms of she has been married. She's been divorced. She's had a miscarriage. There's been a lot that she's experienced and I don't. We don't know much about Denis's background. But I don't think he has ever been engaged or married. Like, we've heard a lot of rumors of girls that he's involved with and things, but it sounds like he's never really taken the steps that Porsche already has in her life. So maybe it's kind of a bigger conversation of like, they just have very different life experiences. So far. It's true. Do you think that perhaps Porsche and Dennis would benefit from something like premarital counseling or something? Like that as a married person, you could speak on it. Right. I mean, I guess it's a little different because Aaron and I were both young. And both starting out like when we got married, but I can't imagine that like I mean, even in my conversations with people that aren't married, maybe like, you know, it is a different perspective. Yeah. I think why I think try at all, you know, just to head your bets for marriage success. Go to the premarital counseling. I think Dr Sherri could use one on one time with Dennis. I don't think it could hurt couldn't hurt. And you know, speaking of Porsche the noticed at the beginning of the episode candy when they have the fi at the Abacha party. She unfolds Porsche on Instagram. So I immediately decided to do some research to see if she follows her yet, again, she doesn't I love the you. Look, you're such a social media person. I love doing that. Actually Danny's really good at it too. He loves like checking to see which celebrities follow which other celebrities like who doesn't follow who back and leg and then the housewives world. It's it's crazy to to do that kind of research. So it's always really interesting to know. But yeah, looks like candy and Porsche are not friends on Instagram, but they're in a group chat together. I mean, we're on a group chat with some work people. That's true. It's possible that at some point not everyone's getting along. But they're still in the group Chad together that is a good point. That's very true. I guess it's different. It's spending to think nowadays, there's different mediums of communication and like ways to be involved in someone's life. And it's just interesting to see who's not interested in looking at what someone else might be doing trip. Shady I also have to say Tanna seems to be really good at throwing properly themed party on like some people like Nate. Who's like, it's bourbon, and what was it bourbon? And it was like at a Wigner rights for ten years. Like, we're having a Bochy party. I have a hub botchy room. And we're all gonna wear on. There's some beautiful KOMO knows also going to Tokyo, you know, like she really added all locked in their good points. I liked. So obviously, we're talking about this week's episodes of shows. But if you missed them, it's not too late to catch up. 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It just changes everything you're like look at him differently. You know? Yeah. That's my person forever. Oh, I know. I love it. When are you going to start the wedding planning now that we're heading into twenty nineteen? I told him I'm like, we should probably like at least start looking at venues. 'cause all I know right now is that I want to change three times. Right. I mean, it's the old thing I've thought about the most important detail riles you've kind of said that you would do a gangster chic bride vibe. Yes. Is that me? I mean, I wanted to be very classic. So that ten years from now, I don't look at my looks and go like, oh my gosh. All what were you thinking? But I wanna keep the essence of lot law. So that's where the gangster comes in. Yes. And I know you get to gain some bonus kids with this marriage. I know how. Lucky? I so lucky like so fun two little girls that I'm just like over the moon about do you think will ever get to see them on the show? No, no, okay. Ran protects them in. I like also, you know, they're like the little babies, and I just want them to think life is about unicorns and butterflies and keep them away. From the scary world. Right. Have you guys been talking about having babies? Yes, he would like one and I want to so we'll probably have to. And. Yeah, that's that exciting, right? This season is already so amazing. Every time I think that Vander pump can't get any crazier. We just keep giving the people what they want like a group of completely insane people. Honestly, the more you guys grow up and start these new families. It makes me nervous. I'm like, oh, God will not be good anymore. But it's so good. This still good like we're totally adulting. But I feel like the fan base is also growing up and they've watched the show since the beginning. So it's it's just like a different dynamic like the craziest still the same. But the stories are like getting more adult like like, we're all still insane. But we're like getting married. Other insane people. I really wasn't sure where your relationship with James was going to go after last season's reunion because I think it started out rocky. But then it seemed like you were willing to kind of start talking again. And we saw that at the beginning of the season to. Yeah. I mean, I completely forgive James for anything. He's ever done or side to me. However, there's just no room for him in my world. Like, it just doesn't make sense to have him around like all always be civil to him. But as far as like going and hanging out my life has evolved in his hasn't. So it's hard to keep friendships in your universe. Where it's like they're stuck in the same place that they've been for years, and you're like doing other things looking back. Can you recognize maybe one particular moment where you're like, oh, he's not changing. I can't do this any more. For me. It was at Coachella when he had like made the comment to me in an rant about like, we all know each other inside. And like, I just thought it was like, so gross. And then when he started body shaming Katie again, it's like have we not learned from this like a just it's so insane to me how someone can repeat the same pattern so many times, right? Yeah. And these allegations, obviously that he is cheated on rock hell, you believe them. I've been there. One of the happens. You guys I've watched him suck Bubis nightclubs. It's like I can't even believe that we're talking about this like it's sub like allegation. It's like wake up Cal it. It happens all the time. I feel like the girls go from. It's almost like you're still concerned about rock hill that almost gets a little aggressive like you guys are angry at her. I just think she's an embarrassment to women. You know, it's like so sad to me that she's leading this guy get away with murder. Not only does he treat her terribly. But he treats other women terribly and she just lets at happen. So for me it is like angry. It's like I wanna shake and be like wakeup Stanford. Something be an example, you know. Yeah. So I assume today you guys aren't over this. I mean for me there's like nothing to get over. It's like, he's not my man. I don't care, but do you right? Right. So human Logan became closer this season. How did that happen? All I love Logan, Logan, going to be in my bridal party. Is that right? Yes. What was sort of the shift that made you guys closer? We've always been extremely close. It was like me logo. James it was like the three musketeers. So when James kind of went his own way, like Logan, I still stuck thickest thieves. Yeah. I'm still trying to decide if he should be a bridesmaid or the flower girl. Ooh. I know. Right. I love that. I know I can't decide any other cast members that will be on the party all of my bridesmaids, and my maid of honor are all from my hometown back in Salt Lake what do your friends think of your life? Now. Everyone's like, it's the most insane thing. Because to me I'm living at every day that I don't think there's anything crazy about it. But then when I take a step back, and I listened to like what my friends do wanna daily basis. I'm like, okay. I can see why people are like, wow, your life is kind of crazy. What is the best part of your life? As LA LA. Honestly, the best part of my life is being Walla just like getting to like lay in bed and chill with my fiance into kids and eat like being burritos at six thirty in the morning before I send him off to school like that's fun. That's like real life. You know, when I go home from interviews when I go home from filming the show like all I wanna do is watch family guy in like love on. My babes. I can be nice sometime. So not only are you engaged. Jackson Britney are engaged. How are you feeling about that relationship? Now, I'm all for it. I'm obsessed and it's so crazy 'cause random jocks have the ultimate bromance? They don't even know that Britain exist when we get together. So for me, it's like Jackson's says made such a one eighty with his whole life after his dad pass. It was just like I think he realized that britney's really gonna be there for him through whatever he goes through in his life. And yeah, he woke up, and I think he knows that he needs a treat her like the Queen that she is. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about that insane trip. You guys all took together just on Jackson's Instagram story of like this villa that you Ryan rented out so random I for their engagement present gave them a trip to Kabo. So we got a few of us together fueled the jet and headed to Kabul and stayed in this like phenomenal twenty five thousand square foot mansion with. The chef in the quote unquote Butler, and it was just like five star. Did they fill over the show? No, it was definitely just us with no cameras around. Crazy. We had the best time. It was just another body experience. What was the best part the yacht day the yacht day was like incredible. Because we to anytime you're on a boat, and you like be it see with everyone in your all in like really close corners. It's way fun. Right. Yeah. That was the best day who's crazier when they drink you or rand brand of rand gets Caridi. But like a fun crazy because me, I'm like unpredictable, which is why today, I'm celebrating fifty seven days of sobriety home. My god. Congratulations. Thank you with a little bit unpredictable. But with him, you just know you're gonna have the best time ever. So what made you want to embark on this sobriety journey? I just don't think alcohol is my friend. You. You know, and I've noticed that all of my friendships in my relationship is a million times better without it in my life. So yeah, I just I have a team of people that keep me on the sober path in it's one day at a time. I know that at the end of the day, I'm gonna go home and have a sober day. Tomorrow. We're going to wake up with the same goal. You know? Yeah. The day by day thing. So what are we putting in the baby bottle now, we're back to milk and Honey, okay, almond milk. And Honey, I love that you do that. It's so funny. Right. I'd it's like such a lame thing to do. But it like helps me when I when my jaw starts clenching sucky sucky a little bit and go night night. So Tom and Katie chose Lisa Vander pomp to officiate their wedding. Who do you want to officiate your wedding? Will my man is Jewish. So we he has who he wants, you know, and. Yeah. It definitely won't be Lisa Vander pump. Because I want to be the star at my wedding. I get that. Right. I can't have Vander pump officiating. No one's gonna know. I'm there. Yeah. No. You need to be the star in your wedding. Totally. Yes. How really break my heart. We see that. There's like tension later in the season between you and Billy. And I wanted to know if you could shed light on that. Billy is just a very strange person. You know, I think she likes to stir the pot. I think she's looking for her five minutes, and I gave that to her. So she's welcome. You know, I say what's up to our teller? She looks chic because she does. And I always speak the truth. You know, unify don't care for you. When you look good all tell you look good. But yeah, I don't have much to say about her. I think she's an extra on our show, and she shows up and does a great job as such. Are we going to see Randall on the show? No, Randall is a behind the scenes kinda guy. I like it that way too. I mean how much our producers begging him though. I mean, I think they would like it because it's a reality TV show, and they wanna see a real life. But I mean, I can't force him to be on the show. And just the way our situation is right now, which is works with him doing his thing me do of mine. Yeah. So no chance to get him on the pot. Cast with you. I don't think so damn it will take a lot of blowjobs, babe. I don't know that I'm really not from u-b-e-r for me. We had stop and bow on the podcast couple of days ago. Do you love them together them too? So cute kill and it's like she gave someone a chance like completely different from her. And he just gives her all this miles in the world. That's all you want out of a guy someone that treats you, right? Who makes you smile you can act crazy with and he forgives he'll that's the goal rights. Yeah. We love Bobo where are you with Sheena right now? I'm always gonna love Sheena, and I'm always going to consider her friend. You know, it's like we could go a very long time without speaking in pick up where we left off. So yeah, we we go through our ups and downs. Just like any friendship does. I think just because she's been there for me from the jump. We can have those ups and downs and still get back to where we need to be. If that makes any sense. Yeah. Yeah. What can you tell us about the rest of the season? You're going to see a, you know, I told you we're always crazy but this season, I think you see a different side of everybody in terms of like me losing my dad and how I cope with that. You get to see Britney in, you know, all of her glory as being a new fiance and just like real life stuff. It used to be petty drama that was very much entertaining. And now, it's real stuff. That's also very much enter -taining nice. We're daunting. Go over here. Thank you so much for stopping. Thank you for having me. My love. And you also talked to Jennifer aid in from the real houses of New Jersey. I asked her hard hitting questions like how many of your sixteen bathrooms? Have you actually peed in not all of them? Here with Jennifer Aydin, the newest real housewife of New Jersey. How are you? Good. How are you? And I was just asking you about your last name because it looks like eight and your states, I didn't. But it's actually Aydin. It's a Turkish last name. It means the enlightened one and a very popular Turkish last name. It's also Turkish first name, but since Aiden has become so popular here as far as the first name when people read it, they read aided and. Yeah, kind of stuck it makes me think that that's maybe how Theresa Jude ice and Giudice interchangeable. It's entertainment. I mean, you can call me Jennifer Iden or you can call me, Jennifer eight and I answered both. Yeah. How does it feel to be a real housewife? I mean for me, it's like, you know, a dream come true to be honest. Like, I always thought I would be perfect with all those women and everyone whoever's always ever met me. They would always be like you should be on that housewife show. We'll say you never know. And like. You know, it just kind of fell into my lap. And I feel like timing's everything. Yeah. So for me, this was the perfect time. Because my daughter just started kindergarten, and I was just on the verge of empty nest syndrome rights. So it's like it couldn't have come at a better time. Were you fan of the show before you're on it? I was a fan of the show. I was also, you know, I was always hoped to have a career in show business. But you know, in my culture, that's very frowned upon. And my dad was just like, you know, you have to get a degree in business do business, and then you can do whatever you want. So I went and I got my degree in business. I did nothing with that. And when I tried to do what my forte was in college was marketing, I hated it. And I was like, you know, when you just don't fit in. I was like I just didn't fit in and being a mother and a wife is something that I always wanted to do as well. So when I met my husband, and culturally are women don't work. You know, they are expected to stay home with the children raise their children, which is like Hello a blessing. So I. Took that. And I had my children, and I raised them. And I encourage my children to just live out their passion. Like, they you know, when people ask them what they want to be when they grow up. I always say, you know, take time to figure it out. I'm still figuring out. What I what I grow up. You know what I mean? So when they fell into my lap. It was almost like, wow. I can I get the best of both worlds. I get to be a housewife at a mother for my kids, and I get to be a housewife for the public. So right. Kill two birds one stone since you had an awareness of the show. Did you have any preconceived notions of who you would get along with? You know, what I definitely thought that I would get along with Melissa the most only because she's got a lot of energy. And she seems you know, she's always like fun Melissa when she gets drunk, which we definitely did get along. Theresa definitely looked more quiet and more guarded. So I was just conscious of that. When I came into the group, and I was hoping that I can make friends with everybody, of course in the beginning. That's how started. How nervous are you for the world to me, you, you know, what I'm I'm not nervous? All but what I am nervous about is how my family is going to react like my husband. My parents, my in laws who are very old school and just not into and it's not so much that they're not into me doing TV because I have done television before I had my own Turkish cooking show on Turkish TV it's some of the segments are on YouTube. So they were proud of that. But I think just being on display where in there is like other men may be gawking at me, or, you know, the they don't like that, you know, they want me to belong to their son and only their son and be a mother to their grandchildren. And it's like why are you doing that? So I'm just nervous about how they're going to react. But I feel like time heals all wounds, and eventually they'll get over it. Right. They're going to have to voice your husband, supportive, or did you have to talk him into doing? In this. No, I definitely had talk. You know, my husband said something really funny. He was like, you know, I have patients that come in that work women who work that our wives and mothers, and they talk about their chronic pain. And how they would just wish that they had an opportunity to be a stay at home. Mom, and here I am. I've given you this live to be a stay at home. Mom, and you're choosing to work, right? Like for him. This was just so out of he's like, why do you wanna work? I've never told you to work. I haven't I given you everything that you've ever wanted. And it's like, I'm almost like, you know, because you've given me everything I've ever wanted. It's almost like now I have an opportunity to explore something else. That may be that. I really wanted. And maybe I was in Barras to say out loud. Right. You know? And that's just my truth. And finally, he was just like. Wow. Okay. If you if it's that important to you, then I'll be supportive, and that's where we're at now. I mean after the show airs, I don't know how he's going to heal. But as of now where? Really good place. I have to say like even just me being a little bit more independent has put an extra skip in his step. I mean, he I feel like he pays tension to me a lot more. You know, we've kind of gone back to the beginning. Right. And it's really sweet. I love it. I love all the attention that he's giving me. It's almost like he wants to hold me close. Yeah. You know, maybe frayed that. I'm going to go somewhere. We would never do. But that is nice too. You know, has there have been a lot of other housewives on other franchises where it's kind of the same thing. They gained a little bit of independence. Yeah. Show doesn't always pan out. Right. Right. That's nice to hear that. It's having a pasta. Yeah. It's like now when he would be in his office on his laptop doing work. He'll come next to me when I'm watching like outside. And he'll just work on his laptop next to me to out the TV. And I'm just like, oh, it's nice to see you here. You know? It's very nice. Well, I have to ask about something that I think is going to become a topic of conversation a little bit into the season. And that is that you have sixteen bathrooms. Yes. I have sixteen bathrooms how many towels does it take to fill sixteen bathrooms? Okay. So we we don't use all sixteen all I mean, how could you? This is the thing it has nine bedrooms, the architect said for resale value all nine bedrooms should have their own bathroom. So that's nine right off the bat. Right. And I have my master has to. So there's a his in her. Okay. Let's say it's ten right off the bat. The basketball court is lower level. I had to put one there because guess what? I don't wanna have to take kids who have to up one flight of stairs. That's just like asking for accident. Right. So I had to put one down there. Then my basement gets one. Okay. Now, we're up to twelve my husband's office has one that's their thirteen. Right. And then there's. Three on the first floor. Okay. Which is it's a big first floor case he won. So I didn't want sixteen bathrooms. I asked architect if there's any way around that. But he said, you know, what unless you to just have one bathroom on the first floor, which I was not willing to do. He's like you gotta keep it like that. So we don't use the ones in the basement, we don't use the one in our spa. We use Mace mainly the ones on the second floor, which are the bedrooms, which are seven bathrooms or two in my room, which are eight I don't know. Don't know who's counting. Kalam me plane the architect. I don't know. I just pay the bills will Laurus was in here. Just before you, and sadly, she is only Peden one. Yeah. Well, you know what I can invite the whole Bravo crew. And I guarantee if someone needs to take I will have a bathroom ready guarantee. It I also have to in my pool house that doesn't count my house. Right. She said they're right across from each other. Yeah. I did that because when I did my pool house, I've been to a friend's house who had a pool house, and my daughter really had a p bad, but there was a child in there getting washed, and she had a piece so bad that she was this close to having an accident. So I said, you know, what if the premise of a pool houses to cater to the kids, then it's probably best to void accidents to just have to. Yeah. So and I always I always think of moms. I'm always like, you know, if you're leaving my house at seven o'clock, and you have three or four or five year olds. If you don't wash them before you get into the car, they're going to sleep on the way home and then so hard to week them up to wash them. And then you end up letting them sleep in. The chlorine. So I always offer people like to your kids in the pool house shower before you leave this way, they fall asleep in the car, they'll get a good night's sleep. And now you have a night off. So I'm thinking of moms, and what would be beneficial for me 'cause I've always had small children. So that's why I have two bathrooms in the pool house. It's because you're so genera- it is you can't help. I can't help it. You don't you? Don't that bathrooms? Full. I got another. Yeah. What were what was the hardest thing for you to sort of open your lives up to for the cameras the season. You know, what just obviously my parents? I have a very close extended family like, my parents are my life a lot my two brothers. My sister. For them. It was it was a little hard to get them to be comfortable in front of the camera. You know, my mom would say things like oh. Should we dress the kids up in their Burberry before we feel? I'd be like, oh, no, absolutely. Not. No, they're gonna wear their target close. Okay. Be comfortable elastic ways. Right. I want it to be real and authentic and for them. It was almost like when the cameras were on they weren't as real as I know they could've been right? You just like you gotta let your guard down forget their even has to be so hard though, it was really really hard. Because then you could see the facade you can only keep for so long. It's true. I know in the Oklahoma episodes, you get accused of being a little bragging. Yeah. Do you feel that that was this is just they were misunderstood? I feel like it's a very fine line between stating facts and bragging, right? You like what am I what am I supposed to say to people when I meet them like someone will say like how big is your house? So so if I answer the questions that mean that I'm bragging it's all about perception my perception of it is I'm just trying to explain how my houses to people because it's also something that I'm very proud of. I mean, I just moved into that house about a year and a half. I mean, that's why have no curtains. That's why I barely have any furniture. It's a canvas I'm still working on. I got five kids. It's on my list of things to jail. However, when I tell people about it, I'm very proud of it. I mean, what's I mean? I see people get a Toyota Corolla and they posted on Facebook. Like, I had this beautiful mansion. And I'm not allowed to be proud about it for me. What is proud in telling you what I have may come across as bragging. And I think that just has to do with the person that I'm talking to the person is judging me and not that favorable towards me. Then they're going to look at it as a Bragar, you know. And then there's some people who have come to my house that say you never told me you came from a house like. This like, what do you want me to say, Jennifer eight, and I live in a mansion like I don't I don't walk around saying that you know, because where does it come where you didn't tell me that. And it's like, what am I going to do then then it can become perceived as bragging. So it's almost like, I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't write because you end Jackie were both newbies. The season. Did that really bond? You guys together? I mean. Yeah. Absolutely. I I thought Jackie's she's a lot different than me. No, she's not. She's does have a sense of humor about it. But I feel like it's more edgy sense of humor. So I like that we definitely bonded over the fact that we have little kids in our life. And that we're still very present moms, so. Yeah, that was that was fun. I mean, I love Jackie. I think she's a great addition to the show. Yeah. Who was maybe the hardest on you of the definitely Margaret. Oh, how she just she has like it's almost like because in the beginning. There were times when I would try. Say things and me being my funny self which I feel like she should be able to relate to because she's also very funny sometimes she would call me out on things and say like, oh, that's offensive or that. But you know, what the comedian ameet house you that sometimes jokes can be offensive, right? And that's what makes them funny. So just take it with a grain of salt and see where it's coming from. But a lot of the time. She was calling me out on it. Like, you know, when I when I poly, for example, Polly was talking about her beautiful sunset, and and and one concern that Marge was bragging about poly sunset because it was like, oh, look at my sunset look at my son's at two. I come and say that you're bragging. No. You're just actually stating fact, and because I had a beautiful picture of a sunset in my phone that I had recently talk. I felt like sharing it not because I wanted to one up anybody. But I just wanted to be like, well you guys like pretty sunsets. All my God. I have one too that. I feel you guys would appreciate so much, right? And again, it's all perspective. Like for me. I'm coming from a place thinking guys like sunsets. All my God. Why don't you look at this one? And they're looking at it like, oh my God. She's just trying to one up everybody. Why would I do that? I'm new to this group. I don't wanna come in like this spoiled brat thinking, I'm entitled or better than anybody else. I want them to like me totally you know. So that was like I feel like so she was hard on me at that. Of course, Deloris was hard on me in the beginning to with like taking the room and the trailer. What I remember vividly when we were on the way to Polly's house. Somebody had mentioned that maybe somebody was going to stay in a trailer. And I definitely volunteered. I was like oh, stay in it. Now. Once we got to this very rural area, and this like three thousand acres of property in. It's like nobody can hear you scream. It's like wait a second. You know, what I was thinking in my head. If I don't have to sleep in the trailer. I don't want to. So when we got there. Air and Dolores just Bolland tiered. She would stay in the trailer. I didn't find that. It was my place to rebut her. I was like, you know, what I'm new here. Not going to sit here and say, you know, what? No. I said I'm going to stay in trailer. It's like all right. You wanna take it? I'm kind of just like a team player right now. And I want everybody to like me, and when we were even getting segregated to our own rooms. The room that I got, you know, basically like forced to stay in it had only one bed and it had one bed. That was I feel like it was a Queen size. And I feel like because I didn't know any of the girls. Well, enough I felt even though I was willing to offer them sleep with me in the room. It was weird. Because it's like, you know, they really are strangers to me how I'm gonna offer a stranger sleep in about like, I told Marge I'm like, you wanna share the room with me like I'm so cool with you sharing it with me. But she was like, you know, what I'm going to stay with my friend pollen. And I wasn't gonna push the issue because some people are weird like that. Some people are OCD they don't even want to touch somebody right now. Let alone sleep next summer. I mean, that's something. So personal, you know. So when I got succumbed into that room by myself. It was a big disappointment for me. But again, I didn't wanna voice my opinion too much because I was like I want them to like me. I don't wanna seem like a why am I in this room by myself? How come I don't have a friend little did? I know that the perception of all the group. Like, oh, she got her own room. I don't want my own real, right? When I'm like reading a book late at night. And I hear the two girls next door giggling in one room and other girls in the other room giggling, I'm thinking like I left my family to come here to bond with these women, and I'm alone at night cheat. I kinda sucks, right? But again, I was doing whatever I can not my opinion with these women. They got they gotta tendency to push you right to like say your true. And eventually it was like, you know, what I'll stay the fuck controller. I'll say anywhere you want. You guys are the one who didn't wanna sleep with me, you know. And that's what I mean. It's like all like perception on where you're coming from. 'cause I didn't see because I I seen Danielle after Margaret's like Batia party. And she was like, oh, I heard you got the room all to yourself. I was like you think we staying at the fuck and four seasons you guys act like I gave up the trailer for some lap a luxury. Okay. We got no locks on our doors. Okay. No curtains. Okay. We're in the middle of waamp like I did not. Like four fit one for something that I felt was that much better to me at the end of the day potato Potala. Whether you were staying in the ranch or in the trailer. It was all the same to me. Right. Thank you somewhat on the show. Okay. Time for rose and thorn, okay? Let's do rose and thorn what was your rose this week? I have a two part rose. Okay. So my first part is Joe Josaia on below deck and dealing with the glittery as that came on that boat because I totally can relate to his experience. I think his perspective is so important to tell because you know, there are members of the LGBT community who may not always be as accepting as they should be. And I think he's experienced that. I feel like I've experienced that in my life. So I know how it feels to kind of be one of those situations where like you're expected to behave a certain way, or you're you're supposed to be, you know, look a certain way or something like that. So I really appreciate his perspective. And the fact that he kind of ended up feeling by the end, a little more comfortable and like loosened up a little bit. And he put on that gold Speedo. My goodness Joe's I. Right. I mean, Kate was like I can't even look and Riley was like, I'm gonna look. So kudos to you chose. I and then second part of my rose was I have to mention the fight scene in thirty John. Oh, right. The finale aired and while I have been waiting all season for it. Because I listened to the podcast before when I knew we were going to have the show, and it was a huge fan of the podcast. And in the podcast that episode I was pacing around my living room. Like, I my heart was pounding. Like, I just the way that they did it audio with just audio was so intense just hearing Tara described the situation so to see it actually acted out was incredible. And I think that Eric Bana and Julia they did such an amazing job. And I little you heard me at my computer being like, I'm I got. You know, what is having as much dirtyjohn? I'm sorry. So it was just like totally intense. And just really I think like, and it's one of those moments where like you've been waiting this whole time for someone to just stab him in the eyeball. Spoiler alert. Sorry, everyone. But that's what happens. And so I was so excited that we finally got to see that. Because he has had it common. It's true. Oh, anyway, what's your rose? My rose Tyler on below deck when Riley reveals that they had sex five times that night way to go Tyler she revealed like some details. It's so funny because I swear I thought he was like fine looking and then she revealed that and suddenly I'm looking at him in a very different way. Now, you know now, I know, you know, what's going on. I mean, it's that's that's a lot. That's that's a lot. And you know could us to him, you know, but if you're sharing a room, and it's like why not why not poor Riley? What's your thorn? My thorn is gonna be it came from Atlanta. It was that whole like weird speed dating segment that was just Cynthia having Mike answer questions from the ladies with the timer and everything, and I understand why she did it because we have seen last season with will and everything like all of this information came out, and you know, it ended up not going so well for Cynthia in the long term. So I get why she did it. But it was just like so straight screening him for your friends. And then, you know, candy was asking all of those very specific sexual questions. I mean in such a serious way where it felt a little uncomfortable link know, specifically what positions do you use on Cynthia? Right. Like, I don't need to know that I don't need to know his credit score. Like, I imagine he's doing very well for himself like I trust and believe that. So it just let's just we heard for me. I don't know. Right. My thorn this week. I think she's going to get it for a second week in a row in that. Sheena Phanor pump rules the date with the bachelor is definitely showing interest in me, that's mutual. And I definitely think he's here for the right reasons. Obviously. Living her home little like real life that. Eric, I just so much cringe. What is she doing issue looking for love or is she looking for like just the right now situation? I don't know. But I think I think she needs to just focus on Sheena for a little bit agree that whole like segment that they had with them with the slide, which is really cool, and I would like to actually do that Sam. But then it was like the lingering shot on the making out like it felt very bachelorette. It was just kind of like home, man. Like, if someone gonna get a rose happen here. I don't know. But we want to know what your rose and thorns of the week were tweet us at Bravo. TV using the hashtag Bravo daily dish. Oh, and if you're on Facebook, join our Facebook group Bravo daily dish, and you can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Mexico, and you can find me at Eric j MAC E R, I K I see. Get into.

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So I have them in the car with his assistant. Jeff then. Oh, I got really stock wine here, which is of we hope potion number one. Yes. She wanted us to drink it later. But I don't think so girl brought it. I feel bad. I should have been brought to so you guys could have one to take home. Yeah. By where's it sold? Well, it sold out. Oh, I don't even know why. Wow. What is it telling this company online knocking point? And so you could just go to their website and order it. You're the best guess we've ever had paint. I know warm. All. Okay. So yours are you partners the other witches on the cast that two other girls Kristen in Katie the two other which which is of we held girls. Are you real witches? Do you guys do seances and spells and stuff we have drunkenly, really? But like we don't actually like really believe like in that. We're actually like doing anything. It's just fun do light as a feather. Visit. Lowdown hiding lift it. We never rest. That is delicious to add it sold out. Nobody can buy up. Sorry. I don't even know why. That was it's okay. I should not have been like. Yeah. By my wine. You can't will what's hot. So that is your soon to be released. First published book. Yeah. I'm so excited and nervous. As can I curse? Yes. Yes. Stabile Steve loves how do it? I'll try and do it as as you do. All right. Sorry. Yeah. Just be yourself. That bag is amazing. Thank you, listen. But it doesn't zip. Who cares? And so I'm like whenever I wear it. I'm like you could just so easily come in here. And just now you have the big strong. It's Jeeva while looking boyfriend to protect you. Yes. What's his name bell? I just look at them as your co star. We almost named Gunnar Bo really name you guys chose a really good name. Really funniest things done lately is he a comedian. Or is it just like for fall? He was an only child so whenever he just does stuff around the house. I'm like this is only child syndrome like like just like entertaining himself. So different voices different tricks that he knows how to do like he just spent his ears. Just entertaining himself thinking of where you guys just in Europe. And he did something in front of like statue. Oh, he was a really good Instagram boyfriend. I was like I rolling around into Gary shot just to get the good shot of me. I like this guy. He's he's great. Is he on the show him? He's on it. Now like he will he started when we like we had been dating for like a little less than a year. And so we had to have that like awkward conversation. Like will you do the show, and I was like, no. And I'm like. After break up with you, then but no he did it, and he loves it. And he's just so good at it. And he's just like a delight. What does he think about James? And what does he really likes James? He loves. What the Tom's like James their line. We'll Saint like streams. Santa really does genuinely James cinema loves an underdog. Like, I always say this. He like loves whoever's just like on the outs with somebody. And it's his thing. And it's charming and nice. But like James is a terrorist. So the reason that Katy doesn't like James's that make you not like ginger you don't like James on your own. I know a lot like, I know a lot. There's a lot. That's not said on camera, and we're not like we can't talk you out and things like that. And I just I know too much, and I was never close to him like all the rest of the people that are on our cast like they've been my closest friends for like ten years most of them have so and if I wasn't friends with them in the beginning, they became my friends, and we like worked on a relationship James is just a random to me. And so I have no loyalty to him in everything that I've heard and seen and witnessed a Mike. You don't deserve a place in my life. So when you went off the show, we're you still friends with them. Or did you not talk to anyone because it seemed like you had a complete? Well, that's why I went off the show because I was like. I I feel betrayed by my friends by my ex boyfriend, and then my friends that didn't betray me or now friends with them all over again. And I just felt like what is life, and I had to take a break from it. Because you know, like rowdy TV is it's hard. Like, it takes a lot out of you emotionally. And it just makes you kind of think just about like what you want, and who you wanna surround yourself with and what's what you should forgive. And what you shouldn't. You know? Do you feel like when you port said something interesting the other day and interview that it stunted her growth like being on the hills and choose younger feel like that was true for you at all? No, I think the opposite. I think that it's like y'all show is is is different. You know, you guys peeled back. The curtains at the end of the hills. And I don't know how your new one is going to be if it's going to be like that or I guess Reeler. But I think that our our show is really real. And it takes a lot out. But at the same time like. You also have like a mere of yourself and to me, it's like one big therapy session every year. And so I feel like I learn more by being on a reality show. Do feel any pressure to be extra dramatic or like get into things that normally totally. Yeah. Like, why did you do glass of wine? Yeah. Get out of here that crap. Yes. Yes. I do. I mean, you're you have a camera in front of your face, and you want to get as many episodes as you possibly can. So if I feel myself being boring, I'm like, I really need to like I really need to like home this right now, I feel like your whole cast. If you like you're all like get it and do that and like work off each other that way. So I feel like that's what also makes it work. So well, we all have the same goal. And it's like we all want it to be successful. We all wanna bunch of episodes. We all like don't wanna stop. So it's like if that's like our our main focus and not like, oh, we'll gonna look good in this scene, then we'll shit. But like the second someone's like, I don't want to say that because it might make me look bad. It's like, well, then I can't be honest, and none of us can be on us. And then we can't work on the same thing. Foon bose. Oh that just facts right there. It's so true should have Spencer. Come on your y'all really should. I I mean seriously about to be in the free market. I think. Yeah. So could like divulge more stuff right now. But so do we. I mean, it's just I I will say this. We definitely don't have a cast like yours that wants to make a hit show. We'll in what's the point of doing? I think they really just think they're going to get more swipe up s- and more sponsored ads, and I'm let me promote myself. I it's because I feel like I'm more like I'm not all in like I used to be either. Like, even when I did marriage boot camp, and he's other breast. You couldn't even Gye. So I was so that's different. I don't even know what I have no idea. What that would be like, you know. Yeah. So I can't like hate on it get both sides. But it is hard also knew because sides at all I know it is hard, and you become a mom, and you're like well now my kids watching this. You know, I'm a mom and things are different. And it will never watch. Yes. He was this. Yes, he will be. So maybe like Yaser so lame like watching one minute you lame dated. It'll be like integer should be like, oh, this is shot in disliked ten eighty. They're going to be watching eight k Morrow the story is Spencer should come and do little tom-tom shake. He could be in their porn drinks AXA run for his money. I'll tell you overly would you should be like tom-tom ambassador, your you social media like you should just work their social media. We'll just use speaking my dream, Spence, Tom pump. I like being the new social media because that seriously, you're. Good manager for tom-tom. Yes. My new angle I feel like the three which is of west so should open a bar. You guys can do like Coyote ugly. I wouldn't be mad at that. Yeah. That'd be fun with that. It's a solid name of pricking bar restaurant. Yeah. Tom shirts came up with that one. He's his own fire really is the name game. Yeah. He was really good. Like, it just stuck. And you have that all trademarked up and everything I think so it's not like there's so many moving parts and like so many different people working on it. Then I'm like is this trademark do we actually have this right now because someone could just like swoop in and like take that tell anyone sh never mind. That's not call that don't own national holiday, though, that's for real. That's for real. Yes. Which holidays it's national OT day on June thirty. Expensive to buy holiday one hundred percent. Yes. Yeah. It was but like branding. And I just felt like, you know, what the world needs this Instagram holiday like it's so fun. Like, why isn't it one already like there's like national like peanut day national like black like, I don't know curtain day. Like there's like a national holiday for everything. So yeah, I will say every time I see somebody. I follow that gets your MIR. I'm like, why aren't they giving us credit Spencer to say that all the time? He's like, oh, there's another stuff. See copycat? I feel my gosh. Thank you that just made me feel like a baller. You're way ahead of the game. It's such a genius idea. Thank you. That's really nice. I love how Jackie now awaits you with credit. I, but I do the same thing with her like, I steal her all the time. I'd like her I text her, and I'm like, I just want. You know, I said this line in the show. And like last year, they asked me in like, our interviews. They said how can you come up with a new way to murder someone? And I was like, well, I got one of my back it that like my friend came up with and we worked on it after it was her idea to do like an ice pick to like make tin foil ice pick, then stab someone. Then like, you crumple up the tin foil and like throw it away somewhere. And like you never can find the weapon, and you honestly, you can't it's really hard to catch a murderer. If there is no weapon, and it was like Draghi. I'm sorry stealing that stealing. How I feel like you. And Jackie muss, spend all your nights playing hunter killer because I am. Yes. Yes. I'm a member of hunter killer imbo do this like twice a month. There you go. So if you're not a member like saucy and bone hunter killer is a monthly subscription where you become a detective immersed in a murder mystery. So potentially you could be looking for that melted ice pick or the tin foil and each month received crime scene photos evidence and suspect information that you'll need to solve your interactive crime. Like, even if you're saucy I feel like she could totally play this solo or date night or game night with her friends like she saying, so I actually think we should do it together that sounds fine because you know, all the hacks. So join online community of sixty thousand people all working together to catch a serial killer. We love hunter killer. It's super Mercer and keeps us on our toes with every twist and turn and they have over one thousand five server views. Like, how hard is that? So go to hunter killer dot com slash Spidey. For twenty percent off your first box, do it. Now, they only accept two hundred members. A day. See if you have what it takes to get into the mind of a serial killer and solve the mystery. That's hunt to kill her dot com slash Spidey. For twenty percent off your first box. You totally have the mind the press in a little scared. I've done it for a year. And it's actually really hard like it's not just a game. I mean, it is a game. But that it takes us like when Bo and I do it just to do one of the boxes it's like at least two to three days five hours a night. Like no talking with our computers of doing detective work. It's really intense. Well, we need to get a nanny for when we finish our Bach abbey near hours changed. Yeah. Healer? She's like guys, let's say you just bought a house bad news is you're one step closer to becoming your parents. You'll proudly mow the lawn and skip anybody noticed you mow the lawn. Tell people to stay off the lawn compare it to your neighbor's lawn and complain about having to motive on again. Good news is it's easy to model home and auto through progressive and save on your car insurance. Which of course, we'll go right into the lawn. Progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers discount not available in all states or situations. Noodle podcast won two cups of Joe singer and actor Joey Fatone joined by his manager and friend of twenty five years. Joe MOVA hill, we'll be discussing everything from parenting and raising a family to TV film music and sports with some of their famous friends from his time in N saying the film roles like my big fat Greek wedding hosting TV shows and performing on Broadway. Fatone brings his unique viewpoint of the entertainment industry combined with all the hills access to the business. You're sure in for some fine. Hey, what's up? Tony. This is Joe mobile. Check us out on podcast one dot com and apple podcasts, both venues if you have an Android. It's podcast one calm. And if it's an apple is apple pot. He's always Scooby deck. Alexa, isn't the only one with breaking news. Make sure hang around at the end of this podcast for the latest breaking headlines on the news minute. You know? So when we talk about Jackie, we're about Jackie Schimmel, the star of bitch bible, podcasts and sausage best friend. How did you to meet? I did our podcast. Oh for real. I like four years ago. And I was like oh be my best friend, man. My mom's I be my daughter mom's like trying to adopt starchy really shadow to your mom. She's like, she's just like us. Yeah. I totally get that vibe one hundred percent just like my mom. He, you know, if Andrew produce the Jonas brothers song is that why she the main post about probably because she's like always wrapping him like a subtle like aunt her husband like now has his own band, and I saw them perform, and I heard their song at a sushi restaurant recently. Mike Hignett be. Yeah. Hold on Jackie hold on. I know. He's she would just murder him. So there's nothing nice. Yeah. Yeah. So scary. Yeah. He's not going anywhere. He look he gives her on the couch and she's mumbling at him. When he's got his headphones on ener texts to how you don't come home for dinner. And then just it's constant just constant like thirty texts set a time. I love the people DM her and think that he doesn't like that. He knows where Jackie like is. Not like, this is a new thing will DM her like he's going to leave you. It's like pretty sure he's into this. This point. Probably called by now. And they're the most perfect couple. Like, I I remember when I was single I went with them to England. And I sat there like almost third willing it I was with another friend. But I was like oh my God. I just want someone to love the bitchy part of me the way that Andrew loves Jackson. Jackie could be the biggest C U N T. And he's just so in love with her. And it's it's Puta ful full. He didn't high school. I feel like they've been less long time. Yeah. Oh, that's enough about Jackie. But we're all huge fans. See you want to get married. Yes. I do do. I wonder if oh yes, I want to get pregnant honestly before even I mean, I'm like I'm more have like babies on the brain than I do getting married. I think I've just like turning thirty shut up and I'm preaching to the choir. I've just like I'm really excited and Heidi excise, if mom. Yeah. Wants to get pregnant today. I want another baby. Listen, I would imagine. I mean, it looks like I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. Yeah. If I were sleeping. I definitely be pregnant for sure I haven't slept in a year and a half. But I love sleeping. Yeah. You can sleep train. And then you don't have to worry about it. Yeah. See that's the part that freaks me out the whole like lack of sleep. It's great. It doesn't have to be though. If you're fine with letting them cry for two days, then there's no show. That's all you have to do Lennon cry. Let it cry. Yeah. Leave it out there. There you go on also some babies just sleep like my friends baby to slow start sleeping, eight hours. When like how good for you? My god. That's amazing. Just sleep. I asked Jennifer secret stories about you are we allowed to talk about the time that you didn't make it to your interview. Do you know or is? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This is awful. So I had I am very prompt. Okay. I'd like pride myself on like, I even if I'm hung over or sick. Like, I never can't go. I. Yes. And I'm just I'm really like I'm OCD about that type of stuff and one morning. I was drinking like this. We'd ice tea that you just put like a little bit in your ice tea, and I finished like there was just this much left of the bottle and that morning. I just poured the little amount in my ice tea. I went to dry bar to get my hair done. And all the sudden as I was sitting there everything started spinning I felt like I was going to throw up. I couldn't move. And I'm like, oh my God. I just realized I didn't shake the actual t. So it literally everything that was the weed was all at the bottom of it. So I had basically eight servings of the weed t just in my system, and I ran into my car, and I just sat there like this and call John on speakerphone. I was like, I you're never you're not gonna believe this. But I I can't move I drink we'd tea, and I'm freaking the F out. And so she said, okay, I'll come get you. So she comes from Burbank. Come. To get me. I get in her car, and I'm like pullover and she pulls into the Bristol farms, and like, I just pulling open the car door and start vomiting everywhere. And then made it to like, a dumpstered puke some more, and then our producer came because he didn't believe me. He wanted to see if I actually was sick or just making an excuse. And it was just the worst day of my life. But I did go. I did Jenna brought me to my interviews. And they sat me there. And I basically was like this an as it. I was there. They didn't use anything. This. I yeah. They've been like. Nope. That's it. I'm taking a week off. Okay. Okay. I want to be a member of your cast, then so I can have an like if that flies if you guys get away with that. I couldn't we would never get away. With just like cancelling thing. I think you want multiple episodes. I never mind the franchise and a successful. You guys have that ability. And I'm so excited that like some people have children some people don't like just it's like you guys. Just it's what I kind of grew up on because I was in New Orleans, and I grew up in New Orleans, and like my I think it was like my senior year of high school first year of college. I started watching y'all and I'm like, I'm going to move to LA. And then I watched you guys all when I moved to LA like y'all are like the Kardashians. So like, we're all really excited for the hills to come back. I don't think Kristin is really she has. She is right. Put out the statement about. Oh, Kristen Dorte. What did she say shoes just talking smack? That's probably heard that's probably. Like getting intention thing. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah. 'cause she's one hundred percent watch. I think she was just upset that she said that she wanted. She wanted to switch shows. Oh, I didn't know she said that she was just. When were you on amazing race sixteen? Wow. Like, a competitor. They had one season where they did the family Bishen and you did with your family my family. You guys did not want. No, no, not even close family, do my dad's an architect. And it was my step mom at the time. And my brother and my dad just like really loved the amazing race and loved the whole idea of like reality television because it was like to him. It was just coming starting. And I was like a wannabe gothic like weirdo. I I looked disgusting. It's I. Bad. It's so bad. I should never even said something. It's been talked about before. Say where and then did that make you wanna do reality TV, or no I liked it? But then I moved to LA and someone who had cast on the amazing race was like we're doing this other show for the end network called Queen bees. And it's like about like seven mean girls who live live in a house and try and like there you go. There you go showed her family. Yup. Oh my gosh. Bring this look back this you're so ahead of the game is pre chin implants this. She didn't plant. Yeah. When I was seventeen I got a chin implant really was it painful. Did they go under how they do it? I don't know. I mean, I I was seventeen and they showed me a little mold that they like made and just put it in. And I stayed in my house for a week straight. And then. We got the opposite chin treatment. I shave Dag camp even play. I would like it to be so much bigger. I love a good chin. Oh, see just should've kept. Your. You need to have any regrets. Here. Let's just move forward. Do you do Eddie maintenance now? Oh, yeah. Votaw gues my boyfriend doesn't like me to do fillers anymore because he says my lips look fine. Why are I like really feel always so funny? It's so I'm like, can you just let me do it. I'm over lining them. Like, it was I used to get them and I loved it. But I haven't done that. I got a boob reduction in lift so there's that. But yeah. For the most part my chin and my boat botox. So many secrets surprise. Bo Bo come on the podcast yet. Oh, yeah. He has it whenever I'm feeling lazy. And don't. Yeah. He'll just come and do it. So how do you think you'll keep doing this show until it's done or do you need like another break? I don't think I need another break. I think I also realized like hell thankful I was for it when I wasn't around. And. Yeah, of course, like it gets annoying. Sometimes I don't work at, sir. So it's like going around there all the time. I mean, I luckily, I quit cert- season two. So like, I don't have to really like show up. But it still like sometimes gets frustrating to like make it so much a part of my life. But I feel like there's so many people that are desperate for jobs. Like, I would be so foolish to just not want to do it. Why doesn't other people quit, sir? Just like the jobs that I've really whenever they complain about it, then I'm like, you realize like you could you can do what I did. You can you you have free will and you can quit, but they don't so real life. How many days? Do we did they do a minimum or like who takes the most shifts is there like some hustler on the cast that sense Sandoval because he shows up like every Tuesday and does like this like bartending thing. So for the most part like I he's there, and like sheen I'm Brittany and Katie will show up every now, and then it's just it's impossible for them to actually work works. I like photos they go as much as they can. But it it doesn't it's not the whole night. And it's they're putting it as much effort as they possibly can. Because it's like Disneyland for like reality TV or any of your. Friends on the show single right now Sheena is shayna single right now merged offensive, freezer eggs. Yeah. And if you talk to her about how you can play matchmaker because here's how ship works if you're single you sign up, and you invite your friends to join your crew. Wow. That's accurate. Without mean, you they give you a reality. 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So you and your crew can look at people's profiles together. Strategize. How do you even start this conversation feel like it's really helpful? I'm going to be like, y'all. We just signed you up I ship, and you're gonna get shift. Dating is more fun. If you do it with friends download ship for free at get shipped dot com slash Spidey. That's get shipped dot com slash Spidey and start today. Gosh, this is so exciting. We really are signing her up. So. Yeah. So ready for because member she was saying that. Yeah. But she's trying to generate that should be. We should do a new app get pregnant, what do you think about Jackson Britney, if you would've asked me this year and a half ago? I would have been like hell, no. And I'm not going to the wedding. I'm not gonna let Brittany do this to her life. But after an and I don't like making this about like Jackson, dad passing away. But I ever since his dad did pass away. It was like this almost wakeup call. And he had like two Patsy could've gone. He could have just like gotten drunk everyday done drugs or something like that. And like really spiraled or he could have gone the way that he did where he like really relaxed and tried to focus on himself in Brittany. And like be the best version of himself that he can be is he perfect. Hell, no, absolutely not. And he can still be an asshole. But the way that he's treated not just Brittany. But like his friends and everyone else I've I've seen such a big change in him. That I can't help but be really supportive about that. Yeah. I was looking at the we're watching the last episode and the way he was like, I have my fiance and like sticking up for her. And I was like, whoa. I would ever hear him. Right. I are ties her like that. Yeah. So I thought that was really close specially after their spin off disaster disaster. But that was like, but no it was hard to watch. That was really hard to watch the way that he treated her. It was horrific so yeah, good because she seems like the sweetest. She really is. She's not real. It's it's like, how are you real? It's like one person. I can never get mad at even if she's like being a brat. I'm like, I can't be mad at you. I can't you're just so likable as you're being a brat. Yeah. Is she your favorite who's who? Are you the closest to who's like your best friend on it? We'll Katie Kristen have been my best friends for ten years. So we have that history. Together. They'll always be my best friends, but then I would say Brittany and LA LA, and I'm like slowly becoming like closer with Arianna. And she, and I will always just like have this like fun. Fun, like, a frenemy sh- thing where it's like we like each other and like being around each other. But we don't have that much in common. So it's kind of. But you know, she's a wonderful person. She has a really big heart. Is that Lalas husband's jet? You guys are always on. Yeah. That is the best edition. Not a gentleman once an asshole. I'm saying this is incredible. My favorites LaLa. I guess Fran. I like her scratch that my best friend is law. Yeah. Where where are you guys always taking that I feel like this is a very common occurrence now, Mexico Vegas? Yeah. Like, easy places that aren't too far. Because you know, I guess it's like I'm learn I was learning about jets as I was on them like trying to ask questions, and you know, it's hard to like fuel it for like a lot of hours. So like we like choose like places that are close by. Oh my gosh. Good for LA. Yeah. How'd she she was actually working at sir host to sing? And this was like three years ago or something, and he came in for a meeting with someone and ask got his assistant to ask if she was an actress, and that's how he met. She. Oh, yeah. The row. Yeah. Oh, she was in a movie. Yeah. And she to or no, no, she wasn't in Gotti. But she's right guard fish, she looked phenomenon might as well, then the star. Yeah. Seriously. So so cutesy sorry dreams. Do come true at sir. I mean, if you go back like she, and my mind has had the last laugh from how she came in like totally everyone making fun of every topless girl. Where would she topless? I forget all over. Yeah. Yeah. And like she's on a jet. Yeah. You go girl. Yeah. American dream. Yeah. So do you think bows going to propose to you? Add to him. Like, hey, I don't have a time line like going to get married. One day. What no we've had this discussion many many many times so event at some point. I don't know when I don't wanna know when I don't want to be like, I think it's coming. I'm like, I'm in charge of my own life. And when he decides that that's something that he wants to do. I know he'll do it. But I'm like a little bit of a control freak about my own life. So I'm like, I know I wanna baby. So I'm more concerned with that. Are you going to do it on the show if it what if it happened on the show? I would I'm really open about everything. So I couldn't I couldn't imagine just like getting pregnant and having that be such a big part of my life and be like, but you can't film it. No well being gay. Do you want that on the show or do you want it at this point? I really don't care. I. I've I I've realized that like I've done this. I seven this particular show for seven years and the crews, my family, and Mike Mike has numbers are my family. So if if I got in like say proposed to or like had a baby and they weren't around and be like, well, where's my family? So it's like it feels like my normal to have the sound guys the crew, and like everyone that like I really have grown to love like I would want them there. Anyway, have you been back for three years or four I came back season four. So you're on seven seven. Yeah. It's like three and a half. I was so crazy. It's like, oh my gosh. I have my inside starchy Europe szeswith, haunted things and dead things. What's up with that? Okay. We'll see. I love hunter killer. I, you know. You know this. You know, what anyone who judges this type of has become mainstream? Now, it's like cool to love like murder, documentaries and all that stuff. So I don't feel like I have to totally defend myself. I just growing up I've always loved like horror movies. Like I like even like as a kid. It was like Beetlejuice and army of darkness in the haunted mansion was my favorite ride at Disneyland. And like I just wanted like scary cool old things around. I'm not a weirdo. Have you ever seen a ghost? I haven't I would love to. I looked. I have gone to like. Like, the famous ghost places throughout kidding me. Yes. Which one when I hear of anything that's haunted, like snuck into the low spiel as murder house that was a good one. But I never see like I go to cemeteries like all over like when bone. I go to Europe. He like we find like cemeteries that I can visit because I just I love like the beauty and like history of it. And like imagining like what people were like, and it's just like eerie. And I don't know. I feel like I feel like a weirdo. But it's it's fun. I'm not like into killing people, you know. But I just like spooky things. Well, it's interesting because there's not so much documentation from all the past generation. So you really have to use so much you're much nation. Yes. It's not like he's in Google. The like see everybody so much fun. See I've never really thought about that. That's going to kind of suck for people. When like our generation is passing like, we can look at everything. So why would I go to a cemetery? But kind of that's unfortunate unless there's people like you that wanna like go there and feel matching. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we've also come a new generation of like energy like so much energy and guru, y'all know a lot about that Spencer. You really want to see a ghost? I'll talk to my mom, everyone that goes to my family house sees goes away. Yes. Yeah. Your dad's like a double date and go to your family? I can finally meet gonner, you know, like we had this guy house it and he called freaking out because he went into the bathroom and the one of the ghosts. There's for sure more than one, but one of them was naked lady in the bathtub, and this is like this marine recon special forces guy, and he was freaking out like I'm not watching the house anymore. I'm outta here. It sounds like the shining like a weird old deadly. And that is that is have you seen a ghost there? No. But I used to take a bath in that bath like every night, and I didn't see the ghost. But sometimes when his parents weren't there because we lived there for like a year or so I would run down the hall as fast as they could. Because it like felt eerie, you know, I just read from room. Turn on and off clicky, John and off. That's really scary. And I want to go. And when my little sister was younger she come in in the morning. It'd be like kidding you guys. Stop blowing on my face at night. It's really annoying. So that goes covering so Stephanie grew up with a ghost. Oh snap. You know? Can you make that a story lines? I feel like it will be relevant. I watch I feel like you've may that airs be like, oh, there's a possession here. Speaking of fabulous. Let's talk about fad fit fun. You have your Springboks those boxes are good. Yeah. It is. It's spring is in the air. So you get your spat fit fun at Springboks before they officially sell out. We tried to get another one and they're sold out. Did so center likes to share sometimes? And he can't buddy loves it so much as he's just my older sister asks for a bunch of the products. And I thought we could get another box. And then when I realized we couldn't I had the message Miller sister. Like, hey, I need those back. Yeah. That's because this spring box is an ethic value, and now you can get ten dollars off your first box right now when you use code Spidey at that fun dot com. 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And she's like everything everything, and he's I really Taylor move. Yeah. And he's like, okay, I feel like it was two million in time security guard. They're brought it there it back. It was like this whole big thing. I keep these want copy. You wanna do like bullying up for like one day? Like, it's the one day where you can like really go big and do whatever you want. I don't know where forgetting may get Mark. Crown or something like I was close. I'm gonna DM bow after this lease now, let's get the Bravo special big wedding Inco student Kabo, so we can come why you can't come. If it's not in Kaba. What was that is been Covault extra five? It's not your wedding. I know, but I love combo where do you wanna have your wedding? I'm Jay person that I felt like I wanna have it here. So that people don't have to like take off so much work. And like I want people like to be if they have to take off work to go on their own vacations. So I wanna just make it easy for everyone. And we've love LA so much so. Consider it. So you guys will just be coming to our LA wedding. Were there? But oh my God. My ribbed is pumped out. It's okay. I'm still here. I'll just drink some more which is potion that's sold out. So I'm injured I'm wearing a back brace. When I was wondering what that was. It's not a waste trainer on my mom's side is that one of the Kim Kardashian things I'd say, no, it's a back brace. You guys beat each other up before you came here. Now. Gunner's so heavy and you're so small and I didn't start lifting weights soon enough. And so it's just been like slowly taking a toll my back. So as a go to all these chiropractors things and wearing this. And now, I need Spencer to be strong and healthy. And then he also got hurt. And I'm like, okay now, I have to double carry governor. And I'm the injured one here. It's my I need help. So I'm on pull weight, bro. Way. Andrea. I'm like, I can't how do I how am I supposed to get better? Totally. I'm out you stop slacking. So we have Abby. She only works X amount of time. And governor wants his parents were number one priority. She is great out like right now when he needs to be in a different place, but in general, dad, mom, our child, you really are. I said this last time on my podcast and Spencer did it. You a Disney Princess. Oh, really are. I think you could still actually be hired. I know they only like higher like teens. But I think you could actually still be hired like like, you really are. I would like to also this little girl called me. Also the other day, and I had the braid braid started singing. What do you think that? Yeah. Live shark now lobby Turkey. I think somebody told me about that. Isn't it like we are something someone it was on something? I've heard I've heard rumblings I've heard some rumblings of baby YouTube, it'll be part of your life. So yes bowed propose you need to get pregnant this these it'd be a two hour special on Bravo. How's you relationship with Andy Cohen? That's a good question. We don't have a relationship relationship in the beginning. I always felt like Andy Cohen was like really hard on the girls and like just favored the guys. But now that we're in our seventh year, there's a guess there's like more respect there. And he doesn't just like hopefully, he acts like, I don't know. It was always really weird. He's always been nice to me, and like like jokes around and all that. But like he was more like team, you know, Jack's when I was antidrugs and more team the boys, and, but I think he's like a housewife. I was gonna housewives you know, what I mean like all the rest of the shows on Bravo. He's like, but the housewives are like his baby. Why wasn't I invited to their guts hours? But it wasn't only house. It was only housewives. Yeah. But still does he produce on those shows? I think he either created the housewives or started producing the housewives and then like he became like anti Cohen. And so he's like now a star like a giant star in his own, right? So I don't know if he's actually like producing them still this wine is so good any even better when it's chilled. I'm so I'm sorry. Actually coming in. Side. Any Cohen loves me. Of course. Because you're a frigging Disney Princess, no he hates me, really put out a whole statement. How I could never join the housewives and like sit all this nasty. Scratches eyeballs them been whereas the say, people magazine, we won was this said like three years ago or something and I'm like, I've never even met you nasty. You want just saying like, oh, you would love like somebody. Who's like, oh, would you ever be on Bell's house wise? I would love to. I'd love that. She went like out here like pitching, I'm on your mind. Behind me that sucks. Necessarily root. He did apologize. Right. What do you say we like that was a little out of line or something like that big big attempt for him to Kristen Doty because she wants to be on catfish for right along. She was obsessed with catfish. I mean, I love that show too. But I refuse to watch now because yeah. Yeah. And never like was asked about Chris Dody, and he did the same exact thing. And she's like, I I just I'm like promoting your show, and I just love it. And I talked about how I love it all the time. So why sit there and be like absolutely not. I would never. Oh, it's just so rude. It's so rude. And now I want you are never liked that show. Just getting it's on MTV. I'm sure it was great just haven't seen them. We're going to love it. The best Seattle ever. I love that that word key. No it watch. But I really want. I've been told about it. And one of our producers went to see us sticky into no John Kerr dam him because I love I love him. But no he went to siesta key. Pretty sure that's where he went. That's why no about it left left. Berle's and went to key and watch them going to get this all wrong. And but I feel like that's the only reason I've I've I've been like I want to watch it. But I hear it's like beautifully shot. It's like y'all show, and it's just awesome. And all of that. But I haven't gotten on board. I haven't seen anything yet. Is y'all do they say that in New Orleans to or where are you gonna from? Yes, louisiana. Oh, that's where New Orleans is got you. That's very helpful. I actually failed many times many people I've met that say y'all are from Texas. So that's a fair question. You honey. Provocative point listeners get in. No, the New Orleans is in Louisiana. Breaking news. Creaky news does that's for mardi gras is that. Yes. Have you been a few times? I mean, you grow up going to it. So I can't even count the amount of amount of times. Even as a kid, you still go to it. Just coming close to you. What's that hand doing that? No. I am just so tired. I actually forgot my left my hand there. So. So ready for this yesterday MacKenzie takes our pomeranian twice a week to the doggie physical, therapists, which is also thing that which is expensive. Let me get me started. So checking she would go. How is the point in and shoes like is? Okay. Rainbows girlfriend. Wasn't there? I'm like, oh, there's a a dog that he loves and she's like, no, no, the the nurse or physiotherapists. And we're like, oh, he loves her signal. I love her. And we're like like you've really love her. And she's I sell hot my. Oh crash. Yeah. She's like, no she's so hot. I think I'm into her, and we're like cool this nurse that. Well, I mean, I've kissed girls, but like I really like her. So you have been going twice a week on pay dates by we have Ben shipping her to. Yes. Those imagine made this happen. I'm onto the scam. Because I keep saying rainbow is not getting better. And I'm not gonna continue paying for him to go here. And she's like, oh, no twice a week is really helpful. I'm like okay now. I know it really, isn't helpful. Yeah. It's not total scheme. You're using me. And my dog to get your. Girlfriend rainbow just being used as bait or lateral damage or something I don't know if he's getting treatment. Putting him in a crate and going out to a vegan. So that was a little breaking news for us history. That was pretty funny. Are you guys vegan? No, neither carnivore. And I my neither Kenzi that's the problem. Her new girlfriend or Josh is vegan. So she's freaking out. She's like, I don't know how we'd work out. She's at the same things, I think she just like doesn't even like the idea of it's a it's a different vibe. That's for sure. But if she's in like if she's attracted to this person, she has the vibe the vegan vibe anyway. So. Well. Alad to go up. She's getting ready getting ready. She gets a breather. I'm like, what is this is already? Changing ready for this girl? But surely. Don't get brainwashed. Like heidi? Just kidding. Oh, vintage vintage. I why isn't MTV why isn't the hills on Hulu anymore? Somebody told me that I don't even think is it on I tunes right now. Because I try and look it up sometimes because it's like comfort. It's like comfort watch shirts on YouTube. I'm glad not watchable. Actually. It's no, no. I get the most negative every time the run a what's it called the marathon? It's so frustrating because I feel like we've come so far and over this. And I remember my Lauren, whether your friend anymore. I'm like, oh, yeah. Because you have no idea what really happened, and that's great friend. And you're just you're brainwashed. You're listening to her narration, and you have no idea, and you don't know me. Okay. Now like really frustrating. I'll have somebody else. Narrating wanna no secret? Do you? I knew the secret. Jaylen is on YouTube. Yes, somebody's I watched somebody sent to Dylan YouTube like when I get in my car. I can look I have to pry, I don't have the Lincoln TV. But somebody showed it to me in the. It is this link. I feel like I it was leaked isn't gonna come out until after I've seen it. So you guys got to send me the freaking trailer. Somebody offered Peres because he texted me like they were like here. We'll give you the full trailer. If you buy it and presents like, I'm not paying for that. But and then I was what? And then somebody DM like saw the trailer. And like, oh, yes, sure. You did like, yeah. I did is. I know you did it. And I did it was like let me see. And he sent me the link. I was like oh my God. Yeah. You did that never heard so many. Yeah. You did in my entire life. Here. I feel like it was a spoiler alert. Because in it Adriana is like the narrator hypothetical or elite. I've hypothetical question for you. Yeah. Okay. Say you're on a show and dangerous. I. Medical. I'm already manner puffs. And Katie and Tom and Kristen everyone decided like take a back seat. Do you a step up yourself and take over the whole show? But look a little crazy. Do you be feel it out and see where you fit in? Or do you see just do the same? Definitely not do the same. I wouldn't say that. I'd be like one hundred percent like just in on being psychos. Like, I don't know that like I could just I would have to really like it depends on the situation situation. Like if they're just being lazy and not wanting to show anything. I mean, it's hard. Because like, yeah. Then you do look like the, you know, the idiots are like the psychos and all of that. But I really do want a good show, and I just wanted to keep going. So I feel like I would probably just give as I'd probably it would be somewhere in between a and B. You know, what I mean sounds like you guys are in that situation. Allows. This is somebody we know in a different Dino on country. How is it? Does do your listeners know that we have the same production company, and we share the same like dressing room in like studio for. Got up. Oh, yeah. We get so jealous when I hear I can't go into the dressing room. I'm like that's not fair like we've had this dressing room. Like we have to get dressed in like this like bathroom. It looks like it's out of a saw movie has like on the side. Yes. Probably everyone's because they don't want us like we can't share with you guys. So that's what happens Sheena is not coming into say. Hi to me, breaking his she is just using the dressing room and pretending to say hi to me. No. She's one hundred percent know, she's saying hi to you. And is she is. But yeah, that's that's lane. That's when we get annoyed when I get told like you're gonna have to get dressed in like the bathroom in the studio. I'm like, are you kidding me? This literally looks like there's vomit and feces just like all over the walls like I can barely like do anything in this little bathroom its growth. That's really what the bathroom in the secret passage to like the drug operation. Yeah. There's no reason that you guys can't. Quietly go. And if there's an interview if that's what they're worried about like, why that you couldn't go in and use it. There's no reason so worried about it. They don't eve I remember one time, I think you were interviewing and I and someone came in and said that you were and I was like, oh, let me say hi to him. And they said, no. So I just comes in. You should just do what she she just watch the rules too much. Our cast. No wonder why like this is the hardest show we've ever made an career. That's the problem. When people don't want to be reality stars mean, listen being a reality star isn't really like a glamorous thing. It's like it's kind of dirty like, you know, it's it's not like something to like be like so insanely proud of. But we all have a job to do. And we're providing a distraction to a bunch of other people who are watching. And if that's where I can contribute to the world. I can get. I'm going to tell governor this when he grows up actually love reality TV. I do only thing I watch. I love it Heidi. I enjoy have you ever seen love after lockup. No, you're welcome. That's all I have to say it is the best reality show in the history of reality. Tv it's kind of like ninety day. Fiancee. Have you watched that? No, you watch the glamorous shows. Don't you? I watch all well I did before. But I try now I watch all the housewives. I watched all the divas. I watch Cavalieri. Yes. I love DC. I Larry medicine Mattiello. Doug batchelor. If you want to go like like there is like Dr up after lock up. This is my favorite one. It's people who like meat like inmates. Like, so like someone will start being a pen pal to somebody in prison. And then it documents them getting out of prison and their lives together. And it is Phanom. I feel like I'd cry a lot. I'd be like, that's so sweet you watch the newest bachelor or it's I didn't I didn't get into. I've starting not. I used to be obsessed with the bachelor and the bachelorette and now it just feels like is anyone really there for love. They ever you like in the beginning. Oh, no before Instagram was thing. What else could they be in there for just one season of doing his show? But it's just one season. Then I felt like they really did want love. And now it's like, oh my God. It's just about Instagram, and it's I can't get in. Into like, the lack of love I feel like I also used to love bachelor Abobo, I took a few season break because I felt like it was getting bad. And then this Colton one was the best season of the bachelor that there's been in so long. I was relieved I loved it. I loved the whole story line. I loved the whole virgin thick. I believe him. Okay. I believe I believe him. I believe him when you watch him cry. No. When he starts getting so freaky for that fantasy room. He's like. This dude is definitely a virgin he looks so. Ain't grabbing her leg family put your hand up in her crotch. She like did settle down. This is all the episodes are also so long. So it's like to catch up to like, watch it. I'd have to watch like, oh, no this. It's around eight hours gear done next season. What's the rest of your day? Doing my podcast. Who do you have a guest who just, but it's a friend? My oh, Merrick owned by nails. My now. I'm like, I'm like, let's just gossip today. Do my nails for the new season of the hills. An ado, crystal nails. No, you're not. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you, so nice. We just rethought him at the the photo shoot. That photo shoot from how the photo shoot. Didn't never ended up happening. Spoiler alert. I'm of it. We didn't it. Real. Yeah. Well, there was fog. Oh, it's so funny cameras like when you see people outside of being on camera, and like the things that they'll say, you're just like, oh there you are. That's exactly who I thought you were. But you're not. Yes. Shelley? He that person. Okay. Now bring it for. If there is another season two hills. I'm going to wear a body Cam like cops where where you don't see it like, and I'm going to just fit because there's people that have they'll be like, I'm not drinking. You'll be dinner with them second. They take their Mike from them pound three glasses of champagne like their shots. And if I had out my body Cam, I'll be like here producer. Here's the foods should gut like the really literally get your mic taking illegal, but you should or people who are like. You know? Oh, how dare that person? Even talk to me like excuse me. I wouldn't be about that principle. What are you talking about? I wanna see this. I wanna see there and it's hard because like a part of me and the old Heidi old high to reality. Wants to just like snap and go all in and then other parts like, okay, I'm a mom, and that's not good for my soul. Here's what they all. These people. Don't get is. Once you've lived in England twice in the celebrity big brother house. You are a whole like they are civilians, and we are delta force like they don't even understand like the level of intensity. Like a real reality show. I I would have a nervous breakdown o. Yeah. It'd be like if you only knew how I could come on this show and do this. You would all be terrified. And instead you're walking all over me and talking like, I'm just restraining myself. You wanna see this version? I mean, I don't think you do. I think any this guy. I do I want to see it. God my mom's like snow hold hold in the beast. I know, but you know, I only stick up for myself. And that's where it comes from like, I'm not a vicious person. I'm not a nasty person. I don't even go below the belt can just check and. I do and I do with the truth. I am and the truth is very powerful. Yeah. So and when you hang out on around, just pure, liars and evil and death. I'm saying. Tell me who you guys are. Let's say your best friend on the show. Besides each other. I would say actually Waller Jason Waller's wife. Okay. And then probably a trainer. What are you going to say I like, Frankie and Jason and Brandon, okay? All right. Love. I'm gonna go home. Unfortunately, we have to go. But thank you. Red alert red alert, which is how is sold out. But we'll be restocked soon. We're doing a new one. Yes. When Cal far out. So we're just starting to do that. And we wanna do is sparkling Rosa where Kamei's they can they sign up for Email Lert set knocking point dot com. So you can go there. And if you guys feel like learning how to be a basic bitch and buying my book, you can go and buy that at sassy, book dot com or Amazon target what easing. It's prefer. Well, so like selfishly I'm like today. I almost bought like one hundred bucks, so Mike, you sure I want this to be good. How can I should if you're buying Ashwell holidays, you can at least by what you buy one hundred. And then you give them out as their tax write offs because their promotional for like your event your holiday you need to buy the basic bitch holiday, right? 'cause he asked you if somebody takes that. Oh, hurry or my gosh. National basic bitch day. Oh, that's how much these days costs is out of see hit that. No. I've talked talked about before the cheapest one is seventeen thousand and it goes up to three hundred fifty thousand you spent seventeen I spent the cheapest amount you should do that on your book release day. And then it could be your little genius. There you go this one right here. 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Peeing Our Panty Liners with Amanda Hirsch

Taste Of Taylor

1:04:04 hr | 8 months ago

Peeing Our Panty Liners with Amanda Hirsch

"The following podcast is a deer media production. Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to another episode of my weekly podcast. Taste of Taylor I am so fucking excited right now. We've known each other forever. We haven't Her name is Amanda Her. She might know her as not skinny, but not fat on Instagram, which is the best handle ever Amanda Welcome to the podcast. Hey, girl, Hey, girl! Hey, I'm Manda. We what? Do. We have met. Yeah, you're such a bitch. Like a little I probably I probably was so. We met on the Bravo Day with. You where we were certified, Hollick's is used us. Okay excuse US cert. Hollick's what Lucerne. The thing is like my followers will think it's really cool, but then when I think there is something it's like you watch so much television. Kept up on all these things that we certified you, so we met there which I gate you why? You were a little bit cheaper. Because like I hate those things to come alone. Like. This is I went to the bathroom for twenty five minutes before i. Left the bathroom and then it's like you have to find. Where said so. And then start talking like other influence. Grocer, no, that is so I knew the Bravo Hollick thing I was like. That's when we met and I was like I. Literally Remember Thinking 'cause. I've I've started falling you in the last. Month or so I forget even where I saw you, you said something funny I followed you and I was like this gross, fucking amazing I was like I know her. Something and I was probably a bitch. You know what I think I also like. Harassing you 'cause, you said something to someone Oh God, no, no about I was okay, I was catching up on. Vp are at the time I was even like a certified. revel Hollick fraud because they hadn't even at that point finished Yup fucking. Be Banter from rolls. Yes, I remember I feel like a you asked a question all about you like I, just started patrols. Which I know is weird, but like I have so many questions you know like all the O. O oh can be like that. Oh Oh. God. Jackson Britney in the reunion right now. Your dog's like European. which you're talking to this girl, who is so means you, I hate her. I'M GONNA. Bark at the entire broadcast. Oh. My God do remember that they're like the ADS. So I was like for told looking back huge fraud life invited to this day where every single person watches every single show and my claim to fame vendor pump rules, but I'm on season like four. I remember when I first got invited I was like this coolest and then when I got to like tinder, if the day I was like what? Are you gotta be there all day I was like man Taylor so. This is why we're even bigger bitches because I remember I was like remember how we had the day, and then like a two hours to kill until watch. What happens live? Yes, like is was to go all the way out three side meanwhile as complaining about this, this kid from like Texas is like. Are you kidding me like I lose? My life like I'm going to. I? Don't and I was like wait so I'm gonNA. Take an Uber Homa. Like. Chill and take an uber back. We're way. Amanda I can. I can outfit you. I was like so literally went to Lake. Higher ups at Bravo like NBC Universal I was like so I watch what happens live like at ton. So I'm just. Not GonNa come and then they were like well. That's okay. I, just was like. I didn't realize what I was committing to when I committed to it and then I mean it was fine, and now in hindsight looking back. I feel like I started to like I met people started following. I'm actually now finally fully following instagram, so I feel like for that. It was good because here we are. Following you didn't start following me? I WANNA know. Honestly. I retract that from the record. Because the people I did star following bully bowling me into following them. Yeah, and you know you are and if you're listening right now. Are, and Taylor, we'll tell me after. Yeah, but I honestly don't know who they are like I couldn't tell you to say my life, but I remember being strong armed following people, but there have been like three or four people that I have recently like connected or I. Guess You could call it reconnected with who I did meet on that day and I'm like. I knew I liked your face. We fucking met at that thing for. So. You didn't go to the watch. What happens live? How many times now I didn't go. Wait, who was there? And Arianna so for me. It was like imp important because I was like vander pumping it up. I was like Laleh member season four. Back! This is lamb here. And I remember there was also like. Like a Like a table where people talked about shows, and I just think back like what an Aslam that I was like discussing again old seasons of Andhra pomp where the Real Bravo Hollick's that came from South Carolina on a plane. Watch every single a franchise of of Housewives Yup. I know. which by the way I have heard? If you don't watch Potomac, you're missing out right. So. That's what You know when the black lives matter. Things started because I'm a superficial. Ho I was like one thing I can notice about myself as like I. Don't watch enough television with like people of Color, like right I watch. But then I. You know I I, watch. Not All Bravo for people that watch all of Revo. Don't watch Potomac then maybe. I was like I wanNA. Make an effort to watch Potomac. What it so hard to start such a franchise from the beginning, because like I don't even watch Beverly Hills and. See. What fraud? Garcia sell this season. She's the first black housewife on Beverly Hills and I love it because she's coming for Kyle. This means nothing to you right this. Is Who Kyle is, but like I have been so anti kyle for ever and so to watch ourselves like serve herself to her on a regular basis, and like you can tell the Kyle scared to like site with Carcelle. Probably because she is black and you know what I'm saying like, so it's like I've never seen kyle not like cow's. Shout she's forget it. Let's just drop it. GARSO's like no bitch. Let's do it. It's amazing. Widest Oursel- looks so familiar while she and actress Garcia has been. She's acted in a bunch of stuff. She was married to a super high profile. Guy In Hollywood actually looks familiar from like the industry from before I know her face definitely. I can't tell you what movie to save. My life is like something telling Novelli. She'd honestly when she first came on the show, she did like a laundry list of resume and it was impressive. Impressive. Seeing her give Kyle Shit 'cause she's like I. Have No time for your passive aggressive like being in your I mean Kyle's kind of a Karen if. How. How is Beverly Hills without l., VP, what's your thing on it? So like I'm like you I'm a total fraud so this bravo. Hollick is behind on every single show. So. I feel like though with L. VP with L. VP it was getting to like. Like manipulating and contrived and I think there was a shit ton going on behind the scenes that we weren't actually getting the full story on as viewers and she I think she like to involve. Does this I have no inside information on this I want to be clear with that. This is just complete gut instinct. Just like as a viewer I'm like a really smart viewer so like I can see things that a lot of people not to Brag can't see so I feel like she was like to in with like maybe like the producers. And she was kind of steering store. I'm probably giving her way too much credit, but I like it better without because I feel like it's just like we're just getting back to like this. Like the like the character to the characters, and they are not controlling storyline whatsoever. like you know, they're I mean I can't wait to see what happens with this Denise Richards Brandi glanville thing but. I'm behind on like everything like everything so but I am going to. I'm going to watch Potomac 'cause I. Hear, it's fucking media everyone so when I posted that. And I was like you know we could do small things and I really meant it and I started watching actually black af on Netflix and it's really cute. If he's good. Oh, you watch it, do so. It is a really like information on a very like sarcastic cynical way so I love that, and it's net flake, so it's easy, and it's quick episodes. It's fun. But but that's but yeah, but a franchise is like a lot to prepare yourself for. Shin with Potomac okay, so just real quick for anyone who doesn't know who Amanda is. She is literally your Celeb- and reality. TV like instagram going again. It's at not skinny, but not fat, and your fucking funny also not to mention that you are a fellow family member I actually. Before, I realized that you have a podcast with deer, media fucking loved Jeremy. Oh are we related? Yeah. Yeah I wish we're in the same. We're in the same fancies, and so your podcast is of the same name, right? Right. It's not gonNA be enough fat. I. Let me just say real. Quick your instagram pages fucking everything. It's life. It's gold. It's funny. It's informative. It's just perfection. It really is I'm like really obsessed with people who are good at social media because I am like so deeply horrible at it. Oh. So bad but I've learning. For you for a long time, I was just kind of like I'm not doing it. And then I was like I have to, and then I realized I had to deny became like. The lame girl! It's always trying to be something that she's not. Starting to kind of get a little bit of a hang for it and kind of like. Find my brand, but I'm fucking, do we? On instagram I'm so much cooler everywhere else. You're really cool and instagram. Maybe that's where I'm calling. I'm not cool anywhere else. But we're GONNA we're. GonNa talk about so many things I've been inspired by me following you follow her two weeks. Taylor like say how buying it. Whatever you wear a Bra, you. The Vanna pump expert University of season. But you are. You Are Bravo a U R bravo expert. Let me ask you. When it comes to Potomac. Like with Dallas for example Dallas in one blue Dick bags, but season two on is all you need it, so can I like jump into Potomac like what you're asking me? I told you I didn't start babe. Oh, I thought you said you day. Oh, I'm again of fraud. WHO said she would? And was like net flicks envy. So know what I've been trying to say. It's I really want to, and literally when I said I'm going to my DM's exploded with. This is the best one and I was like a fucking. No like I didn't know. But I think it's a lot, too. And there are to your question. People skip one, but I'm a very like total person like there's no way. I can do that. I need from the very beginning. I need to be in it to win it and. I think it just GonNa. Take a little bit of of mustering up the patients in the time to get sucked in I. Know for me. It's hard because well. I feel like right now. It's weird. I feel like I'm actually working more than I did pre pandemic. That's on a humble brag. That's just like I'm really bad at time management so before I had a radio show in the morning I had to be there by eight. Am and my day was like I was already like moving grooving I'd pooped I'm like you know. I'm like I'm ready. Ready to conquer the day and I could come home. My girlfriend was like at work, so I had all day long to watch Bravo. And now like I wake up later I I I just I. Don't I can't find time to watch you know and he's always around my girlfriend, which is not into it Bravo like what the fuck? my Ex husband, he literally, he liked it. He watched by with me and now there's so much I. Don't know about you I know you know what I'm going to be a guest on your podcast and then. You, said it before you guys we. Want people. I don't want people yours album. I always I had a friend who's like podcast and she'd be like. Can you check though and so and asked them if I can go on, there's girl that is breaking the rules and I. Still let me tell you when I get emails like that. I'm like wait. Did you mean to invite me on your podcast and got your words was? You know what it is. It's literally equivalent of like when you're in elementary school and you invited yourself over someone's house. It's like no, you invite them over blink. Pool, as you possibly can be, and then hope and pray that they're like I want. To. And go their house in your. House smells weird I don't know why. I wanted to come over here so. This is podcasting a one yup. and. Yes, it is very awkward like I'll get messages from. I would be great on your podcast and I'm like. Did you mean? And and you know you said you really bad itself promoting, and although I may be a little bit better than you. I would still never have that. You know what I mean. That's a different. That's a different VIBE, but anyway have to find out all about this husband and then girlfriend, and then the fact that she doesn't like Bravo I. Know it's so a really broke. My heart really took her down a bunch of notches I want you. fucking sports. She just spent the other day. She I've never known of my boyfriends or ex-husband's Alliot one. Have ever been so into sports more than my girlfriend. Watch scenes. Oh my Gosh! She's from Philly the worst kind if it's if it's Philly, she says the way goals is Eagles Eagles, fucking like the the what they call the the Phillies the for the baseball team there. I just know eagles from this as only God. So Eagles phillies and then I think that's what the baseball teams call whatever and then the flyers, which is the fun I think that's a hockey team. We've Dan even sucker ass. Delaying the all stars I know easy, so she'll watch she. She used to watch banner pump rules of me. However, ice cream at Arianna time on the television and so taste she wouldn't. Wouldn't watch. The show would be. If I couldn't keep my emotions in check, I met her in real life, and she actually was so nice to me I cannot say a mean thing about her to me, but I just. I watched I I I I read. Sorry, his being annoying every time I say something mean your dog barks. Did your dog hate me? Let me! Go Kill him. He's like mean to my mom. She's a Bravo Hollick. And why do you think you're better than? I didn't finish that I. JUST WANNA say, why would I mean? No okay, obviously I'm kidding guys. No, no! No no for real I, take it. I'm not I know you. Set, but I'm saying. Obviously, you weren't like a giant bitch, but I think. I was like we didn't. I think we both came in the same vibe of like whatever so. What's happening? And then I was talking to the people that were talking to me and your probably talking to the people that were talking to you because we're like bitches that if you don't talk to us, we don't talk to you, you know. And, and then I think I heard you like tall, and I was on the season when stacy was with Patrick Oh Jesus. Yeah I was behind chef. And you were having a conversation. I was like wait. And then I made you sit tell it five times because he were like I, worked at the cosmopolitan radio in. The cosmo what I was like really annoying and trying to understand. I don't think we got to VIBE 'cause. Obviously, we would've vibe. Do you know what I mean I? It was like it was just like the wrong place at the wrong time. I. Like I. Don't care to say this. I vibe with like this girl from the bachelor. We wouldn't drive in real life. Okay I'M NOT GONNA. Say Her name, but like that's not your way more my kind of girl than like the influence of lifestyle, influence or blogger from the bachelor, but it was like it was that kind of day. You know what in all fairness I was people from batches because I knew them through work and stuff, so that was good, but I got cornered by this girl for how word? I'm not telling you. I'm going to? Edit the bugging podcast later. We Can I. CAN I. Write it down way. Down Chattan zoom no I don't don't know how to use that Kate your. Show. Tell me, US now. No Oh! Who is that? Can I say? Don't don't don't don't. Wake. Tammy your person now I don't know. Her name Oh. Maybe giveaway or, gender You don't see tight type to everyone. Everyone means the world. I can't spell this person's. Yours, you okay. Wait! What you didn't. Oh, she's so nice shot. No Long Talk. Show. God. There's history there I do. Okay. We're just giving away. How big a bitches we actually are! Like high. She. Just she wanted to be able okay, so she she was the one. Remember how I told you about at the beginning when you got to that day. It was like. Well, you knew people. She was like the person that came to set at the lunch table with me. With us. You can't tell us she was the one that was like. Hey, like so nice. I know I'm a monster. I really am, but does that make you love me more? Yes, I know. I figured I figured okay, so does this wait? Where are we have so much on to talk about with you? Oh, so back to Ariana or Arianna. Learning alerts. Everyone is killing me right now. Check. Could go to like the war the zoo of the world. Yes sorry Joe, so? I've I've just Arianna on the show rubs me the wrong way like the things that she's always just like always like tattling like you and you and you and I'm like. Be Fun that. PADDLES that's. On TV your tattling Sheena. Who was like? You weren't invited because I wasn't invited like that's reality. TV We can't get mad at that I. just feel like Arianna is always on a high horse statue. Now Your vibe. That's fine. She's not my vibe on the show, Irl. My KINDA GIRL She's very nice there. People yeah, there are people that are so not surprising, but like she's so incredibly nice and not bitchy like the way we're talking about being but. She's actually very nice. Nice to I think her fans and. But listen. I'm alassio at the TV I, know. You're allowed, so, but that's a lifelike, so I was asking. You can get your girlfriend to even watch like an easy like summer house like really well. I know Hannah burner really well because she's on my radio show so on your radio show. Yes, so I have like a rotation of Co host, and so like everyone has like ours throughout the week, and so Hannah's every Friday now on the show, so is it. Is it on serious? No, they. May. Think. I love this wait. We can't go into this now. Okay, audience will kill me if I hijacked with stories which. They get mad, okay? Oh my God. Yes, Oh really yours don't. Know like Amanda. You're the best interviewer, very you let your guests speak and you never cut them off. You being sarcastic. Oh my God, you're really. Weight your listeners must be my listeners, and because my listeners say the opposite to me, shut up edge. You always always kind of radio off. It's not about you I thought it was an interview show, not a monologue show I'm like sorry by the way guys don't forget to re review and subscribe. That was good. That was good. Thank you. Oh. That's so nice for you. Nice they're nice. Most of them are very nice I've read a few bad reviews in my day. one that said Oh. Yeah, well, actually it's two that said she sounds like a girl who peaked in highschool. which apparently is the thing that you say about people that you don't like like I didn't know that was the thing and I wanna be like bitch on peaking now like. In. High School that was. PK. Not like no one wanted me. I was like I was in the like tattooed and piercings and smoking pot crew I wasn't in the like hooking up with how guys crews, so no I did not peak in high school. I can agree in some about my voice, and I can understand if my voice is like annoying, but I think some said it was a vocal fry, and they go for what that is because this is not it now this as Valco fry. It's Kardashian. Yeah, yeah, it's Corny. Yeah, totally Courtney God lover. Of Love Her, so you ever to. I. Do I'm I'm really pissed that Khloe like. It was it was like? I, think threesomes weird thing to describe sisters as. Like the three Amigos. Interrupt. Know. I know what you're going to say that like I'm obsessed with their vibe, and they call each other soul sisters unbirthday. Cry At their pose, and then and then I think Khloe became a mom, and she became closer to Kim. Yet. And And their vibe was kind of ruined. And and I think if you saw the last season that corny being so emotional I felt like was so deeply rooted in that in like totally like in the fact that Khloe kind of abandoned her. In a group of three, someone always gets off doubt, it's just a fucking guaranteed. Yeah, yeah, but basically with Clo- like it was it was. It was Khloe and Courtney against Kim which felt right because Kim was mom's favorite, so. Him is strong enough. I think emotionally and mentally to be like I. don't care about these bitches like I'm getting a Bentley and I. Ever because that was real. And I feel like that. There are people that are strong like that like I know you know the foster sisters to like Aaron and Sarah I know of them I. Don't know enough about them. I need to know more. I think IBM assessments. Yeah, you would like them. Errands really cool. Sarah Sue, but they do everything together they. They had a show whatever and I like talked to Erin about. This should have a third sister. A really like doesn't care that they like you don't mean and worth three sisters to me and my sisters, and like we have constant drama about that. What's the birth order? I'm the Middle, Oh God fatal children. Are you okay with that? You WanNa, talk about no. I'm good. I don't think it's real what they say, but what happens is like a lot of thirty. You're right, and that makes me think while I'm pregnant now. Is You know can ask by the way thanks for him, and it's weird for me to even think about doing this again but in. In my mind I want like a crash and size family, but then like realistically I know it's probably not going to happen, but then you're like three such a great number three is a good number is what we're getting back to. It's a hard as number. You are three girls in your family. Yeah, so worth three, but it's two girls and a boy, so that helps break it up. What do you? Want to have what like I don't have an ideally, but obviously think three girls is like can be the best if you're like the mom and it's so fun. Yes, and it's also fun for us, and we're so close, but there still is always going to be like. You can't always be equal with three. You just can't. It's not an even number, so I think it's probably better if there's a mix of sexes like in your case. Yeah Yeah. It's it's definitely helped for sure. I mean we still WANNA. Kill each other sometimes, but it makes. I think it was three girls Holy Shit Way. Can we talk about chloe's clip with yes? Andy Cohen? Did you see that. No I missed it. Tell me all about it, so apparently Andy's making well as Bravo Hollick's. You know Andy Cohen is making a cameo on keeping up apparently. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, well. NBC Owns Bravo and ease with our game. but but it is kind of, and then he meets Chloe at like Dick Club I'm like I. Don't know what he's doing a club. And? They have small talk and it's so small talkie. The like you're have cringing half like. Embarrassed for Andy Halflight cringing for chloe. Basically Caesar at the club and he's like. How's very true? He just like delves right in your. Life. And he's like co-parenting. And then the the cringes part was when he wanted to share about himself and Chloe legit looked at him like. I think you're can views like? He was like his baby true on your show acting as if he does and fucking no andy come on. Mount is like maybe I. Believe. He doesn't know he may not know so. He asked her is like is true on the show and she's like? Yeah, and she was playing with their hair just like Khloe does. And he's like because my mom and I'm like Andy. Do not bring up your mom. Weaker. Dash does not care about your mom, and but he went there. He's like well. My mom says Ben like that I post him too much anyway. You guys look up the clip because it was. Where can I find well? It's on your instagram, but we'll still. No No, 'cause I story De. Posts worthy excuse me, see, Taylor, roll number, seven, hundred eight. Of, social media's not everything is posts worthy? Earning what is and what isn't as a good question. That's a good question. He to tell me no I. Need figure I'll come back to. On the spot like when I went on podcast and they're like. Waves tagline and I'm like no. I don't have one don't. Watch! I. I. Don't know it anyway, so it's a good clip and it's. It's because keeping up is coming back. You know how they always prolong it so that HAP-. The season was on, and then we're going to see the other half price of timber favorite reality. Show all time if you had to pick. How I'm so mean. You are well. Vendor pump roles is my. Oh, JB damn okay. It's my. which I know, things are different now and I'm not saying. That it's always gonNA be 'cause like even the last season wasn't so into with the ball and everything but I seasons vander. Pump Ali fucking shed. There's nothing like it. You know I know there won't be anything like it. credentials is always like a in my heart. Forever, even if they're just eating salads, I feel about. The way people feel about housewives of New York like I watch housewives of New York. But I'm not like the obsessed like I can watch those women sleep, you know. Areas I'm like. No, they need to do things so I can watch the crashes like eat the. Chicken Salad from calabasas place. This episode of tastes of Taylor is brought to you by you. Beauty building a skincare routine. 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Fun of Brittany I have forever forever like like up to like literally like probably a week ago and then. I had all these people damning me like you suck. We hate you. Stop in, interrupt your co host, and they're like and also. They're like an also leave Britney alone. Enough's enough. She's mentally ill, and you have no idea what she's going through and I was like Oh God. What's The guy's name Chris? Whatever his name Lebron allowed I'm like. I'm like enough of you. Guys get out of here. These people are crazy and then I saw on your you. Your page dislike wild. Was it a post or was it a story? I think the post with the guy that worked for her. Yes Posts worthy post up. So opposed of a guy who was a director that work with her for years friend and he finally was able to go, because he was out of contract onto tiktok which I'm like. How do you know his talk would get so much traction? Good for him? That's bolt. But he basically read this letter that Brittany wrote, and that people took from him, but luckily him at a copy, and it basically says all the things that people have been saying. The conspiracy theorists about Britney Spears Britney for all these years, and it was kind of like I mean that was the first time I ever saw anything that I was like holy. Shit this really. Wow, yes, and then and now I've been like having and like shit is Cray Z.. Socks. You know what I mean like I know. There's a lot of conspiracies and they go far like I'm being censured because I posted. This is like she had a video where she was like with the hat, dancing and people were like. If you screen shotted Zimmerman and flip it, and where three D. Glass says. that. It says help me. I'm not. The only part I fabricated here was the three D. glasses aside from that. That's what they said and I'm a loser tried. I was like screen chat. It led bet and like I didn't see the help me, and then people said there was something in her eyes, and now they're saying that Sam ash, Gary her her boyfriend, her like meathead boyfriend. Is like her handler, so there's a lot of conspiracies so I don't like that because I. don't I can't. I can't stay thing I'm type person like Sophie Turner still didn't like confirm. She's pregnant like I'm not gonNA. Say She's recognized like. Like She is a thousand months, but like she didn't say it. You know what I mean that's. But what I'm saying is we know things for a fact? We know she's under conservative shed, which is the hardest word ever almost say? We know she's looks unstable like I. Hate The people who like you, do you? Brett like know something is wrong. Stop saying that no bread lotos khaki shorts like no, you don't. You posted. Something I when I say l.. O. L. I fucking meet it I. Don't know if I sent you about this, but you were like one thing we do know for sure is. Brick does not like high waisted UNDIES. 'cause like you're like no China like you're like I. posted a thing like I wish. I was committed to anything as much as she's committed to those khaki shorts from thousands. And as you said like I, don't think that means, we can make fun of things like I hate that I wanna make fun of things still. A little bit I know I'm with you. I'm with you because like I mean, but I will say to that. This like I am now behind the free. Brittany Movement. That's that's the Hashtag we'd have. You wiped up. Have you taken actionable item? No might works. Have you went to the rallies, have you? Know She's GonNa have to take a backseat. Got Him today that was like. I'm making Free Brittany mask from starting my business like would love to send you and as much as I love free shed. I am not going to walk around with a Free Brittany mask not going to happen. It's not. It's just not going to be a collab- opportunity for me. No but what I mean is like I posted. Because now people are trying to find should in everything. She posted this painting. I'm going to call it by hand area. Even though that's not the name of the artist alerts that actor's name and if you look up. Artist it says something like. That it's like about breaking free from contracts like I'm not even kidding. This is Real I. looked it up because I believe that that's real that you put up this painting. And that if you look it up because she wrote what it is, it says something like breaking out of contracts like that's Legit Real I. Actually have a question like how came for real. Can we help Britney? That's the question like. Can we save her from this? Is that even like a plausible? At think, we should first of all that, so we what we know aside from conspiracy issues under this conservative ship. It's hard for her. We don't know the extent of it you now. We don't know if it's real that you. Can't you know she I mean what we do know is conservative. Ships are I like like usually it's for like really mentally unstable, much older people who have only. Like can't think so. It's a very weird like I. don't want to minimize it like. Yes. She had breakdowns and she shaved her head, and we love referencing that you know video, and whatever, but also like so that's like a little cray cray, but like I don't. It doesn't sound cray cray enough for her to be supposedly in the state that we're hearing that she's in, but conservatives. Ship is supposed to be up in August. Twenty Second I. Think we should all send positive vibes, thoughts and prayers. Yes, that it ends. Is there any anywhere we'd like for real? I know there's petitions, but like is. Like is there any like? Like political official of some, where is the conservative ship in Las? Vegas is in Los Angeles. She's in Las Vegas writing. It's like in the world in the world. Who Do we right in the world? Can Actually I. Mean I do feel like now like we? The people have to take action for her. 'cause what they were saying I read something that was saying. How if? You're saying the person's like incapable of Beasley functioning as a human. But why then has she gone on like a five years poster conservative, one hundred thirty million dollars about annually like if she's incapable of. Like driving a car getting a coffee married on our own accord, then why can she go on a worldwide tour that why I think brings up so many more questions, because then you're right. Why and how and if she's being used abused manipulated and again like that letter that we talked about from her director photographer person, which basically reveals that she was saying then, and this was after her breakdown at the beginning of her conservative. That she? You know that that that badge. It is happening that she's. If. That's the thing that letter like I believe is real. You know what I mean like I don't think this guy fucking wrote the letter I don't think he has any reason to do that, so. I really hope it just ends and I really want her to just tell us what will happen if she. tells us what's I know, but it's like in. The part of me that then it, a conspiracy theory against the conspiracy theories is like. How could somebody be controlled like that for so long like her dad must be so powerful right? I don't even think it's him. That's the thing I think he's not. You think it's like the musical I I also read something. This is crazy. That said that like like her singing voice like does that. That's like something that she had to learn and it was not actually that like Christina Aguilera, but that's not true. Go back. No because I read that too, and that's when I. People are sending me now. Things like I posted that like five days ago, because so many people were sending it to just posted at story. Worthy now post, were they? Hear a lot of people are sending me this. They're saying this But that I'm not gonNA cry about you know like. It took me and like was like. Let's make up a voice for you. I'd be like okay. Let's do it, so that's not I. don't care and I don't think if you guys go back when she was little member those videos when she was little like. It wasn't like a natural for her. Christina's voices insane don't try to. Now Yeah I'm not said that I'm not into that, but I do want. I'm really like I'm like Oh and I think. They said on July twenty second is maybe the hearing, but there are actionable items. I saw the page Diet Prada. Posts like legit links to how you can help. If you, guys want to look that up I. Think I will I WANNA. I WANNA. Put My money where my mouth is. You know I will say this I love your take on all things Brittany because I feel like you're not Fox News, but you're not CNN your BBC. You know you're like the PGA Brittany. I'm not gonNA just be one like all the way laughter all the way, right right I'm like your dead. Smack in the Middle Yeah I just posted. You know how she posted that photo holding the flowers and she was like God is in the little. Bad Nail Polish so I literally wrote like. Should we be looking into this, or is it just like she needs a manicure? and. Girl, Dion me. She's like I can't believe you say on a following and I was like. At those moments that gives me joy I'm like. Thank God you WanNa followed me if you're such a dumb bitch, and you can't take a joke like thank you. Speaking of okay, so something else that you do consistently on your page again, guys. If you don't follow it, follow it now. Not Skinny not fat, but you have to read that off the page every time. Remember I. Don't Shit. and also. How did you come up with that name? 'cause it's fucking genius. T, B, H! It was very i. feel like literal for me at the time like you know those thoughts that you have before you go to sleep like tomorrow I'm going to be Vegan and I'M GONNA like sign up for a pottery class. But you don't do it, so that was like it was legit like at night, I went to sleep. A few years ago and I was like Oh like I noticed like people now right things on instagram and I like writings. Maybe I can do that and I'll do it tomorrow. Up. And I'll call it now. I swear to God I. Don't know just came to me and then I did and. For me. It was very literal because a lot of my humor. is about like wait like I love laughing about weight and. I love it, you know I love like Ida Friend in college like my roommate. She would literally just say to me like I'm so fat and I would crack up tears crying. She didn't know what was wrong with me like I just love making fun of ourselves and being able to do that and I'll wait for me as not like skinny girl, my whole life. I love that like I. Love Being Open about it I love. Laughing about it and and It was like not getting enough ad, but it's also like kind of like the vibe and way of life to be somewhere in the middle, and yeah, that it's love it I. Love I actually interviewed. Names liras she on. The first plus size model to ever be on. Project runway. She's been on the pockets a couple of times and the first time she was in the pocket, so we were talking about how she plus sized right, and then how there's like regular size models, and then she's like, but there is there is there is an in-between. Where let's you're like in man's no-man's-land and I'm like Oh my God. That's me. And she's like girl, ain't. Nobody wants to give you work and I was like. Shit I know it, but that would. That's like not skinny, not fat I'm like yeah, that's me I'm like. Yeah I've just I love it anyway, but I love that you come for quote, unquote, brave influencers, and you always chop their heads off, which is so polite, so you know. Thank you. Someone was like you know I have to say ninety nine. This is what makes me like proud, and like happy is when like most of the people. You can't have everyone. Get it you. Know, it doesn't make sense. But. Yeah, you were going to explain what the thing is, so you go for you? Basically I don't know. Are you coming for wine or like a handful of influencers, or are you coming for like all in any? I'm coming for a new trend that is very noticeable that it's a new trend. Yes, that is side by sides kind of an instant versus reality vibe of hero I'm. Looking great, and this is the picture I would post, but I'm also going to show you supposedly. The picture that is not so great 'cause it's a little bit Flattering because I have in or because, but like you guys like if I was like an alien that landed. From the. Just going to say from the Earth from the other are from the other of under this IRV. I would be like this is a joke. Right like this is a joke, right and then to see so many people. In their comments, so that's what I'm saying I'm not coming. I'm not shaming. That's why I'm chopping off their heads and faces a name. Right because I don't care who they are. What I hear about is that this has become a trend and things become a trend because they work so as influencer is like I literally had to sit down crunch over show that like I have for absence set of six, and I'm getting all this fucking love and engagement. Here are Taylor. This is your next step you WANNA. Go Media. To go on new. And even one of one one pack of a six pack one little can, but isn't it a joke like and then people are like you're so right. You're amazing and I'm like, and then they do it more and more, and then you. My whole explorer page is these side by sides. If you're giving money, you wouldn't be able to differentiate what's considered good or bad. Literally you can't have someone said look at this picture. What's the brave side? You be like nine or she skinny right eight and I personally making fun of it because it's my way instead of being Jamila Jamile. Like she should get on it, I'm like. Where are you? I feel like give me some like backs of bore like I'm trying here Jamila Jamila just be like this is fucking bullshit. You're skinny like. Get over it but. I do it in my own May, which is making fun of it, but. While, I started very sarcastically where people didn't get. It I'd be like. Hashtag brave has got where now I'm like Hashtag fucking like I can't control my anger, because can I reveal. That you posted recently Oh. My God I was on a pregnancy. Hormonal ran them more I was like. How many months are you by the way like eight eight? So any day now or now babe, it's nine zero. No yeah, but like I. Don't know yeah, but I. Yeah. I'm thirty five weeks right now and a little and I, think thirty seven is considered like if you give birth at thirty seven weeks, you're like it's healthy. Right so yeah. So it's close. Yeah, so I'm allowed to be very angry. Absolutely so there's a picture of a girl who her body is. I actually don't, but her body is. Do you have to tell me reading? On the side shot. Her body is fucking snatched Tan and perfect perfect, and she literally posted I used to be so self conscious about these stretch marks now I embraced them literally and I before I even read. Your comment is zoomed in and I ever now. I don't see them. Okay, so Amanda wrote. This is such fucking bullshit. I'm legit screaming and don't ask me if you don't agree. This is my opinion and like count, and if women have body image issues pleased with them, not on a public platform where most likely most of your followers would all cap so I'm going to scream died. You're fairly. They're fucking. Bear stretch marks, which I couldn't even see what the fucking zooming in I really have zero patience and tolerance for the shit, and why can't we just be who they are and what they want without the disclaimers and the fucking cry for Attention Ugh Oh for it, and then you go into this whole thing about the bravery posts, and Oh, and then you say like I'm on the front lines body body positivity I'm just pissed at these bravery posts. Don't send me. Yo it was her aw! Don't send me. You know the over real overweight ones. The ones with the real stretch marks. I'm not saying that they can post whatever they want to I. My vibe is like. My last sentence, which was like be real by being real. You don't need to point it out. You don't need to show us the angles without angles and this putting aside the fact that it's fucking bullshit and like bullshit and more you know what a lot of people will say. You don't know what they're going through and this woman. Feels like those are legit, stretch marks and that she is. Brave showing them. She so disgusting! I haven't worn a bathing suits and two years. Okay, so don't talk to me. My whole body is a stretch. So. That's my thing is like. Let's say she feels like that and to prerogative. And who are we to say anything? I think there needs to come a little bit of social responsibility for these women that says I have this issue. It might be a severe case of body. Dismore Fiat because I. AM universally considered a thin person. so how `Bout I don't tell my followers who probably most of them aren't as thin as Tan and as perfect as me that this is a problem. Do you know how many people that makes them feel like shit like total shit, you know. We've had this debate for years for about this. Too Skinny Tab of it well. That's a different conversation, but there was a debate for a long time. The show where people were like I know you complain about your weight, but you know hardly threw me. I can't gain weight at all and I was like. Greg Share Skinny Show my God and I'm just like listen. It's like if somebody was fucking like literally money just kept coming out of their ass. They had a condition where they're asshole. Made money. Okay, and they're like I can't stop shooting Monte. I can't stop being so rich. It's bragging. There's things in our society that people WANNA be. They want to be rich. They WANNA. Be Famous. They want to be popular. They want to be thin, so guess, what is it harder to be like? Yes, body issues, our body, issues, skinny medium or fat fine, but you know what. The world isn't like I. Guess what that's harder to be deserted to have weight struggles in the up direction. Direction, it's considered. Appealing so that's. A great analogy, thank you. Go. When did you come up with that? While ago I was trying to figure out how to communicate to be able like why me. Being worried about gaining weight is harder than somebody worry. I'm sorry me worried about my weight gain and wanting to lose. Weight is a harder struggle that a woman who's trying is eating Klondike bars. Round the clock to fucking a couple pounds on, so she can fill out her bathing suit like I'm rubbing my baby's half like literally. Don't hat me for that. Just like everyone's cuts hurt totes, MMA goats, but guess what some hurt more and like me being weight watchers for the Five Hundred Fiftieth thousand time unsuccessfully that cut hurts more than somebody who gets to eat snickers ice cream bars. That's the thing that's what I'm saying is harmful like we can make fun of it. But I really do think if this influence on the other one just posted that they look great 'cause they work out and they watch what they e it would make. Most women feel better. Say You know what I wish I could. But I can do that, but I am not interested but it. It makes us like I'm a confident person and I tend to not get down on myself. Because of looking at influencers in the way they look, but I'm putting myself in other people's shoes that say oh, my God, she thinks that's like a stretch mark like so, what am I am I? AM on like imagine you're dating this dude and this girl walked down the street and you're like she's hiding his. He's like I. Mean just kind of fat and you're fatter I gotTA. Like. What am I like a house. I was I was on one of my first trips with my husband. That's what I called and it was me and all of his douchebag Guy Friends, and this one guy who is literally. Five foot one. Okay, so he has a like to stand on right because he's like an. Like wait for women. What height is for guys right? He's standing there like with platforms sneakers on the beach and he's he's literally like. Six, she's an eight. He's rating all these fucking girls, and they're all perfect and I was like dying. Because I'm like they're also much thinner than me. When I want to go, get like a fucking drink as like to so. I was like fucking pissed off, you know. and. I told my then boyfriend I was like that's fucked up. Also, he might want to like I. Don't know like get like some like stretching surgery. My pants pregnant and that's the thing that. I was like this is so fucked up, so that's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. It's like come on. Girl. I know you might have your insecurities, but it's like you know that your center than most women. Oriented if you don't and if you don't then, that's fine. It's a real condition, but I just think that there needs to be some. And it's also the fishing for compliments. If I put up a photo turn I'm like I feel so ugly. It's so. It's so half hoping that I'm going to get. Reinforcements that I'm not ugly. And sometimes we do it a little bit subconsciously like not as forward right, and we get the love, and we get the support, and it feels really nice, but I think this is like a damaging like a real damaging way to get likes, engagement and reinforcements. The I posted a video. And then we can you know? People get the point, but I posted this video of this girl, and she is when I say skinny I mean like skin and bones okay. I'll send you it after if you haven't seen it Do like pinching her skin and she's looking in the mirror and she's going like it's me. is also me and I posted it because that's was that was my first like. Ran I'm pissed and she actually. Got To her because she's like kind of a known person. Oh I think I could probably guess who. You can a really yeah. No, you can't. Because she's just She's married to like a dude. She's not like that. Model, whatever so she started con responding to people on the comments like no I. Wasn't grabbing my ski. Like Oh. Yes, she was saying. I wasn't grabbing my fat. I was grabbing my skin because it's really hard to have extra skin after you give birth to babies. And? She has no extra skin. It's like a legit. The body of a twelve year old like gymnast And that she wrote to me in private, she's very kind. She was like. You know that's what I'm saying. I'm not shaming. I'm not coming for them I am. Hoping that like my way of like making fun of it, whatever and a lot of people do tell me that humble brag. It makes them feel better. They're like Oh thank God. Thank God. You think this is a joke. Thank God all these people that liked it and commented also don't agree because I was starting to freak out that something's wrong with me. You know what I mean. Yes, wait okay, so real quick, though have a fashion so I was like, I'm like I. We've been trying to plan this for like a couple of weeks now. This interview and I must basma had to keep changing it because I'm a bitch and so. So, but I'm like I'm like we're going to talk about the bravery thing I can't wait Da da and then yesterday. I fucking post a picture and I two cups in my hand, because I'm an alcoholic. And then there was just me so I wrote two cups one girl. One girl two cups three chance because my girlfriend me turn around to look cute, and when I turned on, my I was. Can You airbrush my neck? It looks like it's so big and she was like. No, it's fine so then I was like I'll just make a joke. And then I was like L. God i. just do the thing you did the thing. No the thing is that's the thing like. I did. If you look you, get, see defied. It's not three tenths, and it was two way. Did you take it off because I didn't see the three Chins part yet? No, it's still there. Oh, okay, so I didn't even notice the three Chen's. I saw the two girls. Two Cups three Chen's. There's outdoors. Lay on the Porno, two girls one cup. Yeah, I. Three Chins in, though because I could see that I had to. Did you get comments that we're like no. I? To make you feel a little better. No because I knew we were going to do this podcast. I was going to have to confess. But that's the thing like nothing needs to be so extreme. There aren't rules right like and that's what annoys me like I actually put up opposing some people like I said nine ninety nine percent of the people get it. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, but I posted a picture of me and my husband and the pool and I wrote. Something and then as He, wrote a baby moon right about the baby, but then I wrote as a joke like. And you know showing off my giant stomach has check brave? And I literally got a comment. That was like I can't believe you're doing the exact thing. I was like Oh my God. She doesn't get it. King because I'm pregnant, get ed up. The listen if I wanna then pose a picture and be like my arms fag, because I feel like my arms look fat. Then like I can't do it anymore. Because of the now may hypocrites. Maneuver all these things I. don't care listen. Whatever. I am so obsessed with you. I make me assured what is that? That's just my bathing suit. That I wear as underwear. Just don't worry about it. I. Just have it down here. I'm a disaster. I can say. we're out of time, and I'm really sad, but it's okay because I've already invited myself going. Oh, what are we talking about on my mind? I, didn't we? Did Not Crazy is she's not? She's GonNa come on my podcast and this was so much fun and I have to be honest right now, and this I'm going to be a little cheesy. I really had a couple like hard days where I was like crying because of emotionality months pregnant, which I say thirty thousand times a day now in the most annoying as bitch. You made me laugh those fun. Oh Girl! You made me laugh. You make me made me. You Made Me pee on my panty line. Success I think. I will say you make me laugh every single day on Instagram, which is a feet because instagram for me I like I. There's a part of me, hates it and I feel so triggered because of like the bravery fucking stuff when it's like actually put on. -ality and I try to follow that and I try not to like expose myself to it, and there's very little I. enjoy an Instagram, but you I deeply enjoy on instagram. It's such a delight I'm telling you like. Thank you never stop because. You you, you make me laugh. You also make me feel like I'm like. Oh my God I relate to you and also you informed the fuck Adamy. You're so good. Your Dad's multifaceted as bitch over here I'll know. You guys so I'm GonNa. Don't make fun of me. I'M GONNA. Look at it I. Fuck everything up. Make sure to follow a manda. At not skinny, but not fats and also listened to her podcast onto your media. At not not at but see. I fucked it up I didn't look down. That's enough that. Thank you Taytay. O., thank. You could totally call me Taytay you. Thanks Nandy

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James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss, Everything You Didn't Know About Them

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James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss, Everything You Didn't Know About Them

"They from Vendor Palm Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between. It's time to party scene. This is and then again. And now here's your host Sheena Shea Alot. Everyone thinks for listening. We're podcasting from quarantine again but today I have my boyfriend back goes with me. What's going on? Hey Oh hey how are you? He didn't do it every time. We do a podcast. You always like ask people how they're doing but then there's no in there. 'cause I learnt Melissa More I learned. Yeah okay well. I'm excited because today for the first time on my podcast we're GonNa have her cal and James in my podcast before but I've never had them together. Raquel Welch bodies yes so give me one SEC. The squad is hair now when I mentioned squawk my view hi guys. Hey Sheena. Hey Hello. Hello what up that. Well so we we kind of have your whole squad here. You're so right before you guys came on. He was just sane. Oh my squad my squad so explain fortnight only a fortnight reference. Yeah I'm not on the squad. The fourth person is Brett Cap. But he didn't need to be on your on our squad today. Euro squad supported. Okay only cheerleaders in law for nothing. You can support me. I'll do the leading cheers. And then you guys are the squad. So yeah how his quarantine live guys. Ben Corentin life has been pretty productive for Jayme productive for me. Because I've got home studio our make my music and you know for me life just make. I can't make sure I eat workout shower. Make Music James will literally spend hours in our home studio hours in one room looking at his computer making music and I'm literally going stir crazy. I have the same surroundings every single day. I'm losing my mind but James Somehow is thriving and I feel like brock is kind of like that way to you. I mean I'm see that's another thing I want to ask you. Guys is the difference of being in a house in an apartment in Quarantine. Because like here. We definitely have more space. He can go in the garage and do workouts in his video. Pullover the sunny skies here. It's been raining and we've got a little grass area in the back where we take Graham for walks which is nice thank God we have that because like I'm thankful we have that but yeah it is definitely confined space in the apartment. Definitely Jealous of your house in Palm Springs ones at save. I'm having a party like a small under like fifteen people party but I'm going to still be out here for my birthday and I was like away but I can't like have people over so that's okay. There's bigger problems in the world and my thirty fifth birthday winter middle middle aged going on. I feel like it is down the middle aged more plenty in front. I thirty five was kind of a big deal for me by. I mean my birthday. I always make a big deal but thirty five. I was like I feel like this is one last reason to have like a big celebration until forty five years the pie between now and your home all right twenty one next week so we'd probably home so is there anything in quarantine live that you guys have like learned about each other they're like mannerisms or pet peeves that like you. Maybe didn't notice that you do now that you're together like twenty four seven remain about what? I'm I'm shocked. I thought John have a whole list of pepease anti now. Well it's like. Sometimes I get upset the dishes on done on history after he cooks. Yeah okay so I'll wake up in the morning edition and things. I'll put those away. I made breakfast. And then there's more things so it's like okay. I'll put those away tonight. It's dinnertime dishes constant constantly so I'm always out of silverware. Some go paper plates. And that's another thing because when I'm cooking like a filet mignon and asparagus and mashed potatoes won't play not on a fucking pain over there here for me. Yeah you're right. I I just feel like thinking like confined spaces. I feel I feel like I'm thinking of you guys location where you live in them. Just thinking like cellblock now know we have. We love our apartment. You know we've beautiful view of Hollywood and I see the hills every day and I'm very thankful for the kitchen. We have definitely make do. I'm quite the chef so I'm cooking up steaks chicken fish salmon. We got it all. Go in and actually my cooking's goes have gotten better because I've been forced to cook every day and I know we should be cutting still skills. Were already fantastic. It's yeah mom. He's so good and they catch and brock mix like. I don't even know how he just like creates these things like from nothing to Mike Whites but yeah. He just made a weight. I May Day right. Yeah you just meet those. Those caves actor each other. That's not the other day we're back coachella weekend already long. Yeah I think we don't mean street one. Yeah if not I mean. I talked about owner doctor anyway. Okay so one thing I want to mention one thing to recall them and I want to get into a big thing about James Your Sobriety Fi. I just have to say we're all watching the show this season. I mean every season I was telling broadcast the other night and we were watching. They said recalls by far the prettiest Auburn Vanderbilt Fox. By I just wanted to say like from you've been on for four years now and there is just every season you have always kind of like same with me where we can tend to be on the outside at times but you've always been such a strong person and you really stand up for yourself when I feel like people like mistake. Your kindness for weakness and I just literally love so much like watching you stand up to law because it's like a la La or Dossey with like nice girls like us like it can be hard to speak our mind and I just want to say I admire you for that and I actually like. That's one of the things that I was watching the scene with the law. I was like I felt like I kind of have lost that the last few years and I've just become even more positive and I'm just like whatever. Let them walk all over me and then I see you and I'm Mike Suck. Yeah yeah definitely. I think that's your compassion. And your client is actually a strength as well like so like. I'm Josh. You can stand by. We'll mommy not changing my ways improving invites doing the same thing. That's the strength in character and I. It really speaks one. That's what you've actually what you've done for yourself so well done thank you. I really appreciate that because in reality. Tv In that world. A lot of it is. What's the word you are? Sorry what am I trying to say? Mike? Your show a fake reality. World now expected to spectrum so all over the place and so jerry hang in a in a large way like large way. I'm not over the top and that isn't me so now I am realizing is okay to be like the kind girl that's compassionate with other people and that's who I am and I don't have to change that totally but I just. I love seeing that when she's like oh. I'm going to remind you of your place and you're like Oh we're having a conversation. I was just like yeah. I'm pretty sure the point I was outside with Danika going through her shit because we are not remember this happening. Like how do you have been around the same time but by gender? How long have you been on the show? You said four years so he is. How long have you on? The shirts will same fin on one so I feel like I think I think it was like a big one. The biggest one for me on that one. Is You count? I actually saw that the other day to like I feel like women to empower the women uplift each other you content around and turn better than somebody else and that's just the characteristics so I think law responded to you and I think he'll respond to she. She reflected on her actions as well. So that's that's my input on that one. I just wanted to say that before we get into too much of that because I just think it's really good and relatable for someone to be able to see that like the nice girls do still have a backbone and I hate when people call you dumb. It really pisses me off. I'm like I'm really not remind everyone what you have a degree in as so few of us on the show have degrees but I have a degree in kinesiology and emphasis in occupational therapy. Yeah she's smart people. Come on this have been. I've been in quarantine. I need to go to the doctor some of that. But maybe you could check it out for outside. We don't know we'll figure that we know workouts on and just stop in halfway through in his yelling at my clients and keep going with a bungalow eggs. Yeah okay the one of the biggest things that I really wanted to talk to you about James as how proud I am of your sobriety. How many months has been now ten months two more months for a year DASA months for? Yeah Yeah June fifth. It'll be excited for that. Yes how good feeling. Good this last. Ten months have been an absolute blessing for me and I've read discovered so many things about myself I've rediscovered. Dj In my passion for music. And I've come to terms of what I WANNA do with my life and how I WanNa do it and I thank God that Raquel stuck with me until this moment because I feel like sleeping until the last ten months my life. And it's just. It's a crazy awakening for me. You know I take things in differently and I'm just blessed to be here and I'm just so excited full. The future. One years I grew up I grew up with addictions in my family. Not a lot so my sisters. I mean I've seen her go in and out but she's she's crushing she's on fifteen years law and so. I think personally for me growing up I learned my lesson from my brothers and sisters so I love. I love that to it and I know that they've struggled so I could just from edible going up with that Bar I don come one year on. I'm not the biggest social drinker either. Like it's funny. How it with your friend grip you guys have like. It's always a drink in hand on my hand but it's so comfortable like when you go to a club I walk around and I'm down to have okay. I'll have a water allred born candy but it's like I still feel awkward. Sometimes in a group settings have beverage in my hand. Yeah yeah and it was a moment me when I I quit like you know. I'm still DJ. I never took time off touring. So it's like for me. I was still around and there was a little moments like everyone's doing shots like in hotel room. Or whatever like you and it's like Oh yeah that's doing right now and if I you have to deal with like the first week Two weeks denial of people around. You like Oh Yeah Sean James then and then you get through that. And then say oh. He's being serious. And then you know you start. Kind of like in the clubs. Dj and people like do shots and stuff like that say known. Sometimes you seem like the party pooper. People soon realize that you're not pretty soon as I get on stage and I started doing what I do. The fucking room turns up and that's the time I'm sweating. Probably most of anyone in the room. Because I'm talking out here doing work and get off stage. I feel this exhilarating feeling that I can't describe it's like I'm high but I'm not you know it's like what the fuck did I just do. All these people were looking at me. They won't photos and I'm playing music and you know it's it's really is just something. I I didn't see before because I was masking with this numbness. The alcohol gave me. You know I wasn't seeing what was truly around but now let's see and it's a blessing. Yeah well I just wanted to say that. I'm very proud of you. I've seen such a change. Whenever like I get asked in interviews like Oh. Who Do you think's changed the most? I think they're always expecting it to be like. Oh like law here. You know like someone who's like become like worse since the show. If I really think about it I think James has changed the most and in a positive way thank you. I really appreciate that you know like when looking back now on the show and watching me like you know go ham. I saw I was we were watching. Bravo and vander pump roles. Reruns were playing and I saw your episode your wedding episodes. Yeah like Oh my God. Jayme shooting is getting married. It was so funny I watched the whole episode and then I saw James Drunk his drunk in Iraq especially Kristen. I was like Oh man. I'm like I'm so proud of you. Like I see such growth and him and it's really for the best. Yeah I enjoy life way more now. It's awesome sour grapes. One Hour. No so there's there's a there's like a two part question from two different fan so sour grapes wants to know what are some positive changes in your relationship and then at Salvador Twenty Two D. A. Dot N. T. Wants to know is the sex really better ones sober sexist better so and I think spend a lot more quality time bomb. I'm not worried about where the night's GonNa go if we do go out. It's always a constantly got like I'm going home. Yeah a McGowan. Okay now go ahead but like I'm ready to go whenever she wants to go now because I'm not looking for that. Final destination of getting fucked up. I I think yeah. Exactly take that look at the success that comes from that what you get in review so much at home in bed nice and I wake up refreshed ready to go take on another beautiful day. It's a blessing and I'm thankful for that and works taking off to. I've been DJ more than ever. Now that we've been stuck in quarantine I've got whole ep about drop called jungle of light and I'm super excited. I was going to be released on all major platforms. And I'm just doing this. With people recounted my studio up real nice for my birthday and cool it the neon jungle and saying. I've seen that. Yeah I do my life streams and stuff side. This music has just been created jungle of light who we got workout. You're GonNa help me I gotta do. Sheen is room for her condo. Surprise Input Session has gone. We're turning her own bedroom into podcasting and youtube studio four months quarantines over the second bedroom my apartment completely gutted right now and we're going to order a neon. It's all happening sign and I wanna just kind of started transferring everything more to like at home like have like a Youtube Studio podcast studio. That's really cool. Yeah I love that. That's a great idea if you have the space for that it's such a good investment because now you take every dedicated to so much more professional even my little studio now. Do my live streams. And we've got this. Tripod fits perfectly on the table. And I'm just like damn this league. Say Yeah thanks dope. It's feeding of all that Brooke. Hal I think you should start a youtube channel. I have been wanting to start youtube channel. Ever since Youtube was a thing like in the middle school I wanted to start one. But I don't know I'm like I over. Think it too much. I'm a perfectionist. I'm going to take way too long. Editing videos I like now that we're in quarantine. I really don't have an excuse so if I really did want to make a youtube channel. Now it'd be the time right exactly and I have an amazing person who can also videos. I mean I only post one so me to do a job by it no seriously because the majority of questions a lot of people wanted to ask James Sobriety and your beauty tips and tricks and I just feel like there are so many like beauty videos that you could do but also like what I'm doing is just like a lot of the stuff that people don't get to see just the two of you at home together and like all of these moments that you get chopped up versions of but like I just I don't know I think you're thrive on your zero. I made a youtube channel. It would be definitely makeup like glam makeup everyday makeup. I learned how to do my makeup through Youtube. Yeah talking through. Brad's ex girlfriend. The author carly by Paul. Yeah I don't remember watch videos. Yes so I feel like that would be really fun to do. And then like of course around the house behind the scenes I would. I would have loved to do like video of me. Redoing James's Office into his studio room. But right now we ordered a few rugs and we're like amping up our home space because we're spending so much time at home. Yeah that'd be fun to film something like that because I love interior design stuff. I learned technical. I love that. Well then yeah. That's how I mean. I think Google Youtube what I really enjoy about. It is this gives us a platform but again like things that people don't know about you guys like for a great way for us to express these little things. Let's go if we will go a youtube channel. What would be some things that people don't know about you well? There's lots of union that people don't know brock. Okay giving me out because I would do. I would do James in the kitchen segment me just making accent cooking them stakes talking about sources Paprika. Baso Pepe Okay. Down with that. And then I'd like to do some studio sessions stuff like show people how I make music how I start some creativity like. Where does it come from like? I've got a lot of it and I just want to put it out there that's awesome. So that's what I would do recalibrate you. Interior design style beauty stuff. That's I don't know I'm Dan Cooking Interior fucking gaming. Show already channel. That's a that's a good spectrum of audience. Roy Who's your audience the world you're GONNA GONNA show on your audience got for. There's a youtube channel. This woman teaches. Our cat had a toilet and it's only dedicated to that. It's a thing like there's this chat thing that goes on top of the toilet talking. I'm looking at my friends. Literally doing it right. You train your video. Content cuts the comeback. There's a woman that has like one hundred thousands of scripts describe it. It's just from showing people how their cat can P in the toy over like a couple of months interesting poop in the toilet his own guys. I was disturbed by this story. My friend sent it to me like that's why I'm talking about in some meet. The parents Jinks here. Whatever their cat's name is only capable but that's a real big guys. How Pena Toll Cat in front of it? Free Pal? Good when you were growing up in southern California did you see yourself on a Reality Show. One day absolutely. Not You know. Even though I was nominated most likely to be on America's next top model gene so gorgeous. I love that I knew I wanted to live in L. A. I just didn't see myself on a reality TV show. Yeah another question. I came in a lot of people. Wanted to know if you'RE GONNA DO PAGEANTS. Oh my gosh. I've been going back and forth about competing again. I age out when I'm twenty seven so I have two more years. Yeah thank you yeah I always get that pageant bug always bites me. I do now. I have such a growth associated with my partner tree because I it pushes me out of my comfort zone and I love doing it but I feel like I'm at the point now where I really do know who I am and what I stand for as a person and it took me a long time to develop that for myself so I feel like I would go into it stronger than ever. So maybe we'll compete. Yeah let's see well if you do. I want to be there okay. Side note I'm teaching. These cast appeared and toilets. Oh my God I just started watching the video and I'm very interested and if I can catch to stop walking in the litterbox and tracking it through the house. I'm sorry Dan the TV's cats had a p and a toilet anyways. Let's move on to more topics you can watch that youtube video hunting or catch on later. Yeah what are you doing over them? I started watching one of these cabinets. Tricks anyway okay. So yeah they suck you in scribner's that's it by what we're going to put that. On next channel boom cats hashtag category million people actually one of your first training videos on county which ball brock taking on a leash. Man Shirtless Go. Oh my God you were so I have to ask Rick how what because I know a couple of days ago? You did law laws podcasts. And I've been asking you for two years to do my podcast and you knew if you did hers. You had to do my but you should have done my I i. What made you change your mind for both of us. I mean we're both getting you in the same week. I feel so special. You are very special. Both very lucky girls. Because I didn't want to do a podcast at all but here I am. I don't know I guess because Vander pump rule what's happening with Vander pump pearls. I feel like now is a good time to don't know just speak up. Yeah represent myself. And I'm not afraid to address things. Yeah And I love you so of course. I'm GONNA do your podcasts. Thanks so it was like two seasons ago on the bachelor honey. One of the girls on there's like a pageant queen and Raquel Ni- like she was like our favorite on the show and I was like okay I was like well recount. What if I can get her on the podcast? Will you co host with me? Because I was going to trigger into doing the show but then it'll be fun. Hunger never got back to me and didn't happen but not much for so long. Where have I get out of this? You come check out the new shoot. Are you GonNa? Have you put me to work on together? We're not just saying Looking at the camera on now this. Give me the head shake. No I'm I'm in. I'm we need. We need more human interaction. Yeah a lot of touched on this before but a lot of people want to know. Do you have a specific skin care beauty routine and also your hair like please tell everyone. Is it all really yours? It's not all really mine hair. Call it's not I have taping extensions from hotheads. They are the bomb and my hairstylist. Barbed hair yes. When I get out of the House for bars she and the Studio Salon in Northern California but she comes down to la every six weeks the civically to do my hair because she loves me so much and I'm so lucky and then she'll take other clients that are based in La But my hair is not truly long as very thin and fine so having that extra hair creates volume that I for sure. Well it looks amazing and a lot of people wrote in about thought. I mean I know you have exceptions. But I don't know if that's like known and it just makes people were short hair full butter. It's like okay. It's actually I could have. I buy that I met. I met recalibrate. Well Not Really Meh. We hung out. I mean who was? Nebraska was sitting on the saw. And I remember thinking of supermodel. Who is this James? You look good. Yeah personals like she liked Miss America going on send me and I was like with her by the embarrassment of cabins. Run on like the misfits at dinner. I Love I was so happy. You came the honey because it was like you got to meet everyone but like in the craziest setting and that was like a big test of like okay if you can get through like that like so you earn as Ronin. Their First Public Appearance Bravo on legs. I mean it was pretty cool to see like the people. React to you guys even when you went up on stage of James when he was DJ. Actually just these people but this is new to universally universe like you do it and also plays into this oath front stage. When you're doing the splits you couldn't see me in the crowd and even call me thirsty for Donald. You know what guys I'm thirsty for Mrs. Kay this vomited. I don't know if you've seen any of my wagner that we had the last one that we did. It just reminded me when he did that. I just left the camera rolling for awhile. Because he's always like we have so many of these good moments that we don't catch because it's like we're like okay. I need to make up for the VLOGGER film. This and it's like you just miss those moments so we set up the camera and it was last Tuesday when I was like. Oh the shows on and I was just like really sad about it and we got a really cute moment. So if you guys haven't see mobile just check it out because that's like the most like real self and that's why. I think you guys should do Youtube to cause us to capture those moments that you don't always see one. It's the summer. Will you convinced me? I'm going to start on my youtube channel. Okay so how was it doing lawless podcast? A lot of people have been saying that. She's not genuine that she's only like apologizing to you because she's looking bad and whatnot and obviously we all know her way better than the audience. But do you feel after the way. She's active the last few years towards you. Do you feel that this is now genuine and you see a friendship blossoming? I do think it's genuine. I think well we've been in touch. She's we've called each other and spoken because those last two episodes were really tough on both of us and after viewing it you know. She reached out to me because she was like. I have a pit in my stomach. I really don't feel good about this and I felt the same way. She said the same to me. So I'm okay. Yes we were on the same page together and she over the phone. She apologized to me and it was very very sincere. And I feel like you know who might not forgive this woman. She she's obviously going through a lot and that's her personality is huge. Yeah and you know. I'm I'm a forgiving person and I'm I'm ready to put all of this behind us and I do see a friendship. Blossoming that makes me feel happy too. Because she's I know she's reached out to several of US recently. Young and there were some things I said on my loss episode of my podcast and I was like I am genuinely hurt by some of the things she said. But I'm like I'm not gonNA text about it. I'm not I WANNA like sit down and have a real conversation in person. I don't WanNa do that. The reunion like anything Mike. Because everyone's like if that bothers you the monarchy say something. I'm like I just want to like we've known a long enough. I want to wait until I see her in person by. I think the word of the podcast got back to her because she also reached out to me and said shared a partner summit for her she had been acting towards me and I was like. I really really appreciate that and like that was all. I wanted to just acknowledge that. You've been a deck because like we've never given any reason to act like that so. I'm happy that she's coming around and I think it's really genuine. This time. Thinks she saw the footage and she was like Holy Shit. Did I actually do that? I think I think it. It was a wakeup call for her. And I think we're on the same page now. God and I mean especially with James in her working on music together. It's good that like you guys can genuinely be under good place and I love that. That's the thing I love about. Our show in our group of friends is like we can really go out each other but like there is so much love there that it's like we always figure it out but then someone else is in figuring it out so it stays entertaining by. I love him. We have these moments because it's just like it's so much harder to not get along with someone to me like it takes energy for me to be a bitch to go. It's just like it's not natural for me so I'm happy that you guys are in a better place for real clear. Brock wanted to know. How did you guys meet? Tell us actually Lala actually asked me on her podcast so I went into an in depth story. I know I noticed I. I know he had asked me before now. Like I'm just going to let them tell Hambo and all his james that's good shit. Tell this story a dressed. I told my side of the story to Lalas populace. Let's say you so recalcitrant table seven right next to the deejay booth and obviously I noticed it it because I was like. Wow this really pretty girl sitting right here with her for the family wanted me but she comes up to me and she asked me to play beyond say a couple of hours before. Like countdown went. And you know I I normally don't take requests but for Raquel ever and I played outside like every summer paid like ten never plays beyond us play the whole album and play single eighties and see if she stood up. I think he knew I was single. I got that vibe and I had actually show after the countdown on Sunset Boulevard at this legendary spot and it was like an underground brave thing super bowl and I was teaching as well so I'll obviously wanted to get this girl and bring her to my neck spa so I did that. I asked her to kiss her midnight. And she said I guess we like. She came over to the deejay booth. We did that whole thing that I asked her. I current friend to this party. There's an amazing. I actually lost my cell phone. She lost her cell phone right. It was New Year's Eve and I lost my cell phone at this party and didn't realize until the next day so then we had a scavenger hunt for that. You got a good so you're sick. Yeah I on A- that's when they started dating because remember we did their anniversary. Dinner with them weren't taller. Steak place are good storage where the medium in this is the medium between your stories between you two stories the pretty similar. I feel like he's he's heard me. Tell this story so many times because I love telling the story. Yeah I lived it. He lived I WANNA do some fan questions and comments is on. That came in and I knew you would appreciate this rebel at have an essence said Oscar couchville severely gorgeous and smart. She is serving. Elwood's to me. Oh my God right you. I'm honored Heaven Ness Sense at having ESA. You're so sweet doll I was like. Oh my God elwood's she's going to love those at Lindsay g Nichols wants to know. Did you guys feel that? You're portrayed differently on the show. No I feel like you know. Obviously you don't see every part of us because you can only show a little bit I i. What was the question do you think like your portray differently or do you think like what you say that what you see is I think so for me? I mean obviously like on Tuesday nights episode when they ask when I said I WANNA cheeseburger with. Oh Yeah I know I explained to everyone why I wanted it with cheese and the reason why is because I get so you can imagine the Times that I've gotten cheeseburgers without an order number back. What the fuck is that? So we got to make sure those teams to say a hamburger but police get a cheeseburger with cheese. You know you. Just don't see everything yeah conversation. Yeah did you well for me? I mean I've been like this about the first years of the show for me. I just wanted to always like turn out and be crazy and I think that it's me you still think you're still young when people meet me. Oh I didn't know you were so your source taller than I thought I think people really scrawny and not the case like six one six one with three. There's another three common that came in from Thomas Line side. They realized how much Fan Support. They've had they had last year when they were hanged up on so there are a lot of people rooting for you. Guys have comments that came in. Have you guys felt? The love? Felt Lavin honestly. I don't read like all my that. Just can't do that but you know I scroll through. Sometimes sometimes I'll read like the first couple of words and if I find it like open it up and just the messages you guys sent me about your story and your sobriety stories where you touch my heart and and it's those things that keep me going like okay. I'm not going to drink tonight because something like that happened. And it just reminds me to stay stay. Thankful I've been feeling the love from people reaching out to me on Hell's being seen for the polly. Lehman that she is. I know I. I've always wanted to say that. Speak up like you know. It's in these past years. I mean you say that she's the best at it and it's just like you know it's tough for her to get her word across. And this I feel like hard work's getting right across the me. Oh I thought I was on this show. I think it comes down to like how he sided conversation about like yours. Listen and and the reaction that were Callaghan to an issue. It was it was. I'm still going to be the same person I am. And she stuck to that. Now Characterize Kylie Greg to that being the girls just because that's what you are and look. I think everyone is seen it and they really see that traction of this stability of a good person. So that's cool that we can hang out in your all muscular. I mean for a second there. I thought I had to change something about myself. I thought I had to change now. I ask bigger and more entertaining but now I'm realizing I don't have to change any no not at all. I think one thing too that I don't know about James. Actually but I think so that one thing that we all have in common is getting bullied younger as a kid so I think when you know what's I guess we have that back story and to see you stand up to a quote unquote. Bully is very empowering for everyone and I commend you again for that. There are some other questions that came in about the new cast. And did you want to ask one of those are Kerry? Because I feel like I feel like the show I saw. How do you guys do you guys feel excluded from an divide between what's going on on the show right now? How do you guys fall into place with everybody? I this year I feel like I have been the least excluded I've ever been. Yeah that makes sense. I feel like I've been pretty included in everything. I was shocked when Katie invited me to her. Why I was like yeah. I was like okay. Yeah I'll be there horse like yeah. Of course I would love to come so I duNno. I feel like it's pretty good. I mean I. We obviously weren't expecting to go to Jackson Britney's wedding at all so I feel like we. We didn't feel left out. Yeah and not moment. Now I feel left open now. That means that everything in life happens for a reason. Yeah Yes to do a second winning team. Maybe I'll be. I think that would be very happy together. Yeah I just think that any of the cosmic has come on. Maybe I feel like coming into your friend. Group is we're CALC pro contest is very difficult avenue James. So now you've seen the third wave. Could you say a third way or even? Just the new wave of the costumes. Come on do you think. Sometimes you have a conversation and you look at them. You did you just say that to me right now does that make sense agendas behind conversations or generally think that some of these people on the show are just generally on the show to segue or might be just just WanNa work at Sarah and have fun with a group. I think everyone's different and I definitely think that there's some funny stuff that they say you know the funny show audience you catch people drag you guys keep going on giving cast is handling themselves really well like really frigging while they are immersed in this new environment. They've never filmed in front of a camera. Crew before and they they're killing it like Dana 's killing her comedy and doncaster. Because hilarious you bite this week I died. I must've watched five times. Says one of the best things I've seen this season nine. Leo's and Pisces don't -magine she goes and she's like trust me. I've dated into Pisces. Strata was quite. What did you say should I? It's not my problem. My phone's been at low behold like flirting between Leeson Bradley One. Oh you guys are offering a cheeseburger with cheese. Okay and then. Someone had elite cheese steak first off. Did you get cheese with philly cheese steak cheese with each vinci saying what is is that a thing I've ever heard of? It was the first second second off if it was a thing how I don't think the thing I haven't heard it before I think that They were both pretty buzzed at that point of whatever it is they think the thing. I just thought it was just completely inappropriate and I was just laughing because this shock of it was is a tiny. It's funny I mean. Come on how could I not fucking love? She's saying fantasy and you know after watching. It was right after the whole thing. Between Britain Lisa. Dana Birthday Party and I wasn't wasn't Britney's his personal China for like two days. My highlights highlight of that Oblast episode on Youtube Ice Shows. But what's watching Ken? Kenza reactions release was the best because he was just like. I'm John Straight I was like. I'm a jealous of Brett. He's young he's a young man. How good hands that much of a Boston? That like that. And he's like woman. You're not doing that book. Kenya where the paints but I also wear pants to act much. Was that date. Awkward outlaw underscore laws wants to know if it was his awkward in person as it came across was awkward at all. We had fun like cheese on your cheeseburger. Hungry Cheese steaks like it was like I was focused on food but it wasn't as awkward as it came up now. Yeah I just I was like I had never heard the fat pussy thing so didn't know that was the thing and on that note. Thank you guys. Finally doing this together. Ricco the great. I love podcast. I'm going to see more. I want to see more of this. Go TO QA support. You guys obviously fun to do it with a friend. Yeah and one Florentine is done. You guys laughter come over. I'll make you dinner your birthday. Yes and will podcast for my new studio that. Maybe you'll help decorate from US some tips via I'll tell you what we can. We can talk about how we can catch up synon- squads so it'd be your up. God Okay I'm not now. Thanks for listening. God thank you. Thanks for listening to shenanigans download new episodes every Tuesday and subscribe on the podcast. One APP at podcast one dot com or at Apple podcasts. And don't forget to rate and review the show on Apple podcasts looking behind and I got my girl with me. We'll get into most of them get over here.

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107: Friday, June 21st, 2019

The Morning Toast

48:31 min | 1 year ago

107: Friday, June 21st, 2019

"Good mid morning. Molyneux's. Welcome back to the morning toast. Hey guys. That's Claudia has everyone doing. I'm feeling really tired and exhausted. And I really wish he'd pulled sugar and just threw up last night, because I'm not feeling good. Like it's, it's, it's bad bad and counselor snitch on snitch Cham. How are you doing, okay? Like I just I just know it's going to get worse throughout the day. That's where I am. Right. That's where the pain and sadness like gets to me as well. Who do you think is worse off right now? Well, go to bed later, because I dropped Margaret off because I'm a nice sister. Two minutes. Everett made it such a big difference. You have no idea. Like I was in this car. Like with my eyes rolling behind my head like a load. Okay. Oh, God thirty bucks. I wanna hear about the rest of the night because as you all know we Gino, there's a stark difference between our saddest today because I went home at grandma's curfew around twelve thirty and you know what usually I like really admire like your ability to just like get out of town, and, like, you will usually make the right choice of town in leading. It's always very calm, then I'm like, up terrible party being Jackie's asleep and the Nacho rub it in your face. But like we had the night of our glass. So it wasn't in the cards for me regardless because I was having cramps like my stomach was really hurting at the bar that we were at. So that wasn't going to change. Even if we went to a better club for me. But I'm still that because I really wanted you to have a good night because you were really gun. No live like we are we not here for long time here for a fucking good time. Like we were it was on the left my house, with the intention of feeling like this. I'm not even mad like honestly like this is what I wanted. These are battle-scarred, I'm proudest fuck. We say out until sunrise. I was getting into bed. I saw light outside till the break of dawn badge tonight. Again, run to yeah. We had such a great crew. Okay. Who stayed tell me surprised? I saw some on your story, but I was like imaging Souza's? We actually weren't storing at all because, as you were happy, the town, actually was underground, and I had no Cyrus 'cause he went tack me. Okay. So we went to dinner which was such a jolly good time. I can't believe that since I'm in high school. The only good restaurant in the city is the same. Yeah. Agreed catch good food, and like normal people, I can't believe that people get dressed up. It's the place to be, and we need tension going to flaming saddles, which is a country gay bar that, like we've never been to. But, like, so Papa and we'd heard so many good things about and that was like our nights plan, and we pull up after dinner with, like, fill bellies, smiles, or wise, and it was not like what we were looking for. And it was really disappointing and I felt bad because, like, I mean the group go so far out of the way, and then all of us are in this bar, where it's like house kitchen where it just like wasn't it? I mean ended up going to a bar on the next block, which is like a popular hell's kitchen gay bar, and it was, so fucking lit. We walked in. They were playing literally the sung had just started as I set in and it's like they pressed to play for me to choose this, and I know when I hear that song it's meant to like you're gonna have a radio night. Like your life's never going to be the same. And we say that for a little while they started playing porn. And that's when I was like feeling uncomfortable with Margo, and I was like, we gotta go. Yeah, I save for the porn, and then I left, I saw a penis, though. I did. I did actually adds to like the ambulance Smith. It did it took me a long. Time to realize that it was part of the weekends easy. But then I realized that song was feel it coming, then they were similar to montage slicing. It it was his longtime this porn. So that's where the group split up because it was really the night. There comes a point in everyone's life when it's either time to go home, or it's time to brave brave the note hunker down, and we'd a double down, and we didn't have plants. That was the thing that was sowing Michio because I have no friends, and I was like looking at my phone like what's everyone doing. And I'm like who's everyone out around and that's the tough thing about the about having. No friends is like we were like should we just go and like see, but it's like such a long drive, like it's just really taking a chance on some unknown clubs. And you know, I used to run this town back in back in my day. But I haven't been in the club scene in a while New York's clubs scenes. Now what it used to be. And I don't know what the hot spots anymore like there was a time when I was out Paul's CASA Blanca until six am like multiple times a week. And I've been there when they turn the lights on that's like, you know, you have a problem they like littering. Ask you to leave and I was like no party so going like that was me. But like, I don't know just feel like I'm past that. And I don't really know what like the club scene is, like, do Margaret do you club? No. I am seeing like bars. Yeah. Well so, so it ended up being means snitch Margolin writ, which is what I expected. And then Dana and I thought she was like totally gonna go home. Like she's though, degrees today, she's degree. She has a live in boyfriend like you know what? What did he is going to be at work? So me, Lydia. Kristen had left that would've given anyone in excuse, like hap, half the grill and would have blatant anyone for going home. That's a great crave. So we got an Brexit, and we went to acme which, you know, I'm Medac meanwhile unless I was there I yelled at someone and like she really needed it. But like every time I go there, I think about the good person that he held us person you knew. Yeah. Like Margaret in strata story. Can't say on your but it was hilarious. I honestly maybe the best night of my life second-best acne in the. Oh, okay. This is where the cool people have been hiding for years. It was just it wasn't packed. It was like a bar but also a club. They're playing great music. They played ceases mom, just really I would say a premium experience. Yeah. Agreed. And it was like sad. You know, it's really sad a table. How does it work? And then we just we were just too just posted we just posted it was, you know, what's sad about going out? It's like when you're having a good time, like people start to leave, and I was like looking around like it was emptying. It's like two in the morning. I'm like, no, I'm finally having fun like stay. I was begging. We're going to say we're gonna fucking time really knowing. We didn't want the night to end and we're like, okay, where should we go the next because, like, we, we couldn't believe that just like things were happening. You know, I'm I was really shocked when I saw they got into metaphor and twenty four AM. Right. So then we were like, okay, what's next, and we're like, what's an next club. And what's the after party now? And it's always one oak at it's like never fun. And we're like tonight tonight to take a chance on some unknown venues. Let's go. So we went to one oak, and it was fucking lit, like, oh my God. How did you guys get in Margo had like a pimp. I don't know. Guy. And the guy was like I was littering promoter. No, no. It's funny. Like I'm always in charge of making plans and like I have a pit about like getting, I'm always the director. But it was a nice just to be like an idiot girl for the night, you just like was floating around getting in places. You know, I just want you to know in Margo. If I was there, none of that one. Ever works out for me, and I'm always like standing on line for club and going home. So like be grateful. I didn't come because none of this would have happened. Okay. I fucking cross there and the snitch. No, I know exactly what you're saying, and that's why laissez they'd just like couldn't lead. Everything's working out in my day because I left think, and like I just I couldn't let the night ends because there, there will never be another night, where things are working properly. So we go to one oak where like there, and it's so crazy because we're like look into it was so late. But one occas like times a time warp where it's like time doesn't exist because they're probably was just as busy up for him as they were at one so crazy. I didn't even know what lady was because everyone there is just like it's regular. So we were bumping, and bop it and, you know, Ditz to the music taking a couple of drags. We were drinking a little too much. And I took a half shot at one oaken. That's when I knew I needed to go home. I stopped drinking at acme because he was like I was good fucked up. I was like, I just don't want to ruin this. This. Yeah. I don't have that quality to be able to stop, stop. Yeah. No, it's a smart thing. Did you give yourself a cutoff time like I'm not going to drink path to and then goes on to work. It's not about time. It's about a feeling but yes, the the working it off is also yet because I can take your shot, and then you go home, you're, you're toast up that was me. And so, I was like rolling around the car the cab dropped. I dropped off and then I had to go by myself, and I'm just like bobbing around this cab. It was scabs like the big new cabs that, like you feel every bump market, and it was so bumpy. And I was literally like I was jello because I was so fucked up. I like literally like yahtzee like you know, they shake the dice that was made the back of the car. It's like that's so funny. Yeah. I'm so you guys made it today. We ended on time. I look beautiful, and that's really likes to say, Jackie's going to roll up in here, like bright eyed, bushy town and your lips it and you're. Oh, I I'm wearing this sheeting on it means that my hair's atrocious, like it's not a good hair day for me. I've had like a morning where nothing's going, right? I guess that's just my life. It's about. Came at eleven forty five. So I couldn't leave until eighteen minutes later, then I was waiting for my number that just decided to never finish driving towards me. I thought maybe the map was stuck tried calling image in pick up and to took me about, like ten minutes before I decided to cancel gotten a cab, where had to direct myself our didn't work outside pen, if my credit card just credit card that draft in the cab this happened to me incident she other day and it was like the epitome of my life. We took a cab a yellow cab home and I wanted to add a new car to my arrows. I took my wallet and I got my car out. I sent my wallet down. We go over a bump and my wallet flips, over and all of my credit cards, little slide between the seats. We're on our hands and knees getting the cards you could barely see. It's disgusting. And then I'm like my ID's not here. So we're literally pulling party cushions. And I got it. Maybe like it was just so crazy. I think I got everything I think you've got everything, but it was just like that. Manicure points card. That's fucking annoying 'cause you work hard for those points and they're expensive and Fremantle petty might my local news, lunches changed their rewards system and I'm not on board with the new plan. It's like to get two points for free Medicare Medicare's literally ten point. It's twenty manicures. What do you think is the best Salaam rewards like that? A salon could do like nine manicures gay gentleman free. Okay. Or ten Medicare's get one agree, a- yet, like the way that I haven't at mine, it's like points like for every dollar you spend. It's like point zero one you've got twenty points and get a free manning Patty which one time when I was in high school, I agree. Like those they had no like money, and I wouldn't have gotten ninety petty otherwise and it really came through. But those were wore programs are not designed to work to not me and they just they designed for you to lose your car. And then it's an honor someone I come back on my Hillary, like literally hit five thousand points like can you hook it up? And she's going to be a hundred. Yeah, no, they're not for the thing, depart, that's for sure. I look a fucking headband migraine feels like you're wearing a headband you know may throat. Throat is. So why are you lurch? It's been like stopping taking my allergy medication because it's summer by the way up DC Dan and chase tweet. They said we've been waiting five years to tweet this, but it's finally summer nineteen you and me. Was the summer by the way, I got it. And that's song summer of nineteen you and me, a love China, Elliott Myrdal beach. Yeah. Yep. You're nineteen Myrtle Beach, where tobacco limited. So I couldn't even talk a migraine, which is why this episode is sponsored by cope if you suffer for migrants headaches to lesson you need to wait for is to see a doctor with Cova. 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He said it was really good. But not better than graded showman perfect. I mean it. I never would've thought, but I didn't know like I thought maybe because he loves a lot, this favorite Disney movie. So I thought he was going to take it all the way. But okay, I'll get tickets. Okay. Okay. You sound really excited. I just really like I'm disappointed in myself, why known as non myself. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm disappointed like feeling let down right now by because I just like wish we're back in the club. You know, no money maze. Go to a day party. You're still drunk, clearly a hundred percent still drunk, this, all the way take a chopper out to like surf lodge. Oh my God, we have to go surf Margot way. I would go today. I'm saying what happened on Friday? Things happening. Look, an office party office Darby jobs, nobody works. You your last night, like right? We'll have to leave. We knew why. It was a line around the block. No totally ladies going to work today. It's a week day December Friday because it's the first Friday summer. Obama Friday with it for doing this week at night, it's been that's worth a quarter. Right. Right. And that's really am seeing a movie. We're going to ground man. Oh, wait. I'm so jazzed background. I forgot about sacked round bend. Oh my God. I can't handle it. You guys. I mean, not around men. You don't have to drink. You don't have to drink. I can't deal with driving like long distances while like having to drink. I don't know that ultra guy maybe have have one glass of Ryan. Yeah. But like just to hear chicken fried. Are you kidding alcohol? A Sanca full. A full of the stones and strives may. Overfly lead it. Salou the ones who died as the ones that gave? So went down to sacrifice all the things we. Aca giradi. Like like. Maybe the one