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"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

05:06 min | 4 months ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

"Then. The last part is I'm still I don't know what to do about this. Okay. So Air Pods are two hundred and fifty dollars, right? So you still okay. No, that's just yeah. They're that but they're free ninety nine if you're low. I. Ordered them through my wireless carrier I'm not even going to say who my wireless carriers some so nervous. Out, that's Canadian. Now People Anyway Sprint Naga say, so it's sprinting for definitely not sprint. For. Isan. Ordered on the website. And they've charged to my bill they sent me I paid to fifty plus tax whatever got the airport pros. By the way if anyone out there is wondering like sharing spend, they are worth you can get the normal ones are like two hundred or one something. Spend the extra noise canceling. It's great feature heirs. Here's the other ones don't fit my ear holes. Have, normal gone. So. Yeah. They sent me to. Paid one stuff. I don't know how it Ha- and I got to separate boxes I box, commit second box, and they only charge my bill one I called my Phone carrier and said, I just wanted to make sure was I. was I charged for the air puzzles that yet I said just one airport, right? They sit one set of air posits that okay. I don't know how it happened. What do I do I, turn it in would you turn it in? You know what it is. It's little clipboard. Colton coming in. Your past. Trying to make things right. You're trying to make things right back in your day in Karma, is just good Karma Karma doesn't have a time line yes and it's coming back to you now. Should I return the airports? No, you've put in your. Is. My ass kicked. Yeah. Here's yes and now you get your air pods. Sell that second one, Solan them. So I'll do a swipe up on my stories. Bidding starts to fifty. Three things you would you have done the same curious and if anyone is out there, would you have stolen the pillows taken the Chew Stop? Factor. Okay. freaking. Judgmental Judy over here. You would have went back to target and say, can you charge me for these pillows please I would have. And that don't make bad people. It's just that I am. A crazy person for Karma I. Think this is your Karma in a good way. Maybe yeah. I felt very out of character doing it but now I'm living a life of crime. So it's the new me right and you're sleeping at night. So like a baby. For can free pillows. Sorry not sorry. Sorry. That was my long winded confess shown. Handle that I'm standing sitting here while Britney, spears is on the background of the wondering what the Hell is going. My God I. Literally was like I was like looking past you just being like totally. And Britney Spears is just on the screen behind you. She's ready and she wants. Brittany that's how we're ending this podcast..

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"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

04:22 min | 4 months ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

"Do you remember what your aim screen name was? Choco Taco twenty-one stop it that's it. Co Taco twenty one dollars a what was twenty one I just wanted people to think I was just in case I, wanted to sex chat room. Older men. In case. Someone who was older don't worry. It's safe delaram twenty I mine was Candy Kiss Candy Kiss that's cute. I was so pumped because no one else had candidates. I didn't have to be candidates twenty one. You lucked out without share. Seal Madonna. Candidates. There's a seal. Singer some in an airport a couple of years ago. He's amazing. He is under celebrity still underrated he sang at Jaden Tanner's wedding for Bachelor. Wedding and then he was standing outside of the airport and I was standing with him and he commented on my dog and I was like. And I said, Hey, you sang at my friend's wedding. Casual. Yeah. And he was like, who's your friends? Your friends. and. I was like Jane. Tanner from the Bachelor he goes. Oh, that's a crazy world that he goes where you almost show. The Bachelor. He goes get out. You just start asking questions like, is it real? What do they pay you? Yeah I love seal to. He's lovely anyways. What was my question? I don't remember what your Screen name. Oh Yeah. Okay. Got Chocolate talk at twenty one. that. was have you ever had a Choco Taco. What's that I thought it was a low. A low them. Now, there's these things Choco, tacos all my lesbian out there in the community. Jock. It's basically a TACO bad. All the shell of the TACO is made of waffle cone build with. Just did a pelvis, the same. Oh bill that waffle shell with. Vanilla. Ice Cream. Chocolate. Fudge and then. In a shell chocolate in little bow. It's basically like a drumstick for Hispanics. Appealing to the Hispanic community, my family was like Oh. We'll take twenty bucks like we loved him. It was like the girl guy cookies of your generation total I. Don't know what those are. that. Hal. Girl Guy. Girl. Girl Guide girl guide cookies. Girl Scout. Girl Guide US Canadian girl guides how cute little. Dogs guys were very helpful for the blind community. We call them girl scouts here thin mints Simone. alongs or whatever dentist Grow. Guides I learned things. About, like what's Canadian? What's Americans died? It's the same thing I was a Brownie. Call Him Brownie. Brownie and then into girl guide I was a Brownie with my best friend Lindsay and we were so proud. Yeah I actually. Okay. I'm not going to dark, but she was moved best friend who passed away in a car accident. and. will go into dancing with the stars you go. You relive like your whole life and let's start at the beginning where you're born like what's happened in your life who are you as a person and I let got into that and I was like. Oh Yeah. So I'm, not gonNA. Up She means everything to me and she was everything to me and I have a tattoo for her and. Everyone knows traumatic very traumatic everyone that knows bree, who listens to you know break it was our best friend is a whole thing but I'll talk about that another time because it's it's a heavy store it's heavy. Pop tarts and like it's a roles and by the way Gobert love really incredible three. I'm GonNa Steal I'm going to be a comedy here for anyone who knows what I'm doing tweet me and tell me you know. Don't Google it but.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

01:33 min | 4 months ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

"Learn more I think correct me if I'm wrong but I think I got you into big brother tonight you did I've never seen an episode although I did interview a couple people with me you interviewed. Tommy. Tommy. WHO's everything So. Sad. He's not all-stars and holly always just so lovely and down to earth and who knows what happened but they broke up. I'm shocked. Truly shift to the core. Would last forever and ever damn. Day Dave. Hundred twelve halls is what he would always say anyways for people who to watch big brother. They are like shutting this podcast off I didn't watch it either and I. There's been like fifty seasons but tonight I watched thirty minutes and I thoroughly or an hour and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was because I was screaming at the top of my lungs you were so into it that it's it was fun because you're into which made me want to get into it. I mean I can't believe Nicole went home oh my God. Shocking her poor glasses are fogging up, don't make me cry the innocence she literally was put. On that show Jason. Jason I literally got teary eyed because when Nicole went into the house she was like she's always known as the door but really she's just a sweet angel who Is Really. She's just. Different in like the best unique way ever I, just love her I'm such a fan and she had her glasses on in her mask and she went to talk to. She actually about to tear.

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Latina stars JLo and Shakira say Super Bowl halftime performance will be 'message of unity'

The KFBK Morning News

00:55 sec | 1 year ago

Latina stars JLo and Shakira say Super Bowl halftime performance will be 'message of unity'

"Let's talk half time because that's what a lot of folks watch right so your Jennifer Lopez and Shakira you know how long they're going to perform I don't twelve minutes that's what they say our halftime extravaganza the first time two Latino stars are on stage together to global superstars performing together right and they want this to make they wanted to be an announcement on just about their culture but for women as well well and I'll tell you this Shakira is forty two years old Jennifer Lopez is fifty so I mean you have you know two women right now which is middle age that are performing at the Superbowl so it's not this you know like culture of just youth musicians and you have to establish older women performing is gonna be fantastic because both of them are amazing so Zack you you've pulled us some secure secura is that right I did okay so

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"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

09:41 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

"And it took me a while and if I if I had kept in that kind of mode well then I don't get Brooklyn nine nine and Brooklyn nine nine has given me a gift that is above and beyond. I mean I have a new family. I've gone through life. Changes changes several of US have gotten married. Several of US have gotten had kids including myself if I had like fuck it. I'm not going in. That is not open to me anymore. That's not here. And that's a very humbling place to be when you're like Now I'm getting it the struggles real even after. You think you've made the big time not the big time at like Super Bad. It's super bad them like that movie was huge. I'm like oh well here. We go the only matter of time now sir getting the calls here they come. They don't come. You still have to go in you all that stuff so you just have to keep it in check because no-one owes you anything no is going to give you the money for the movie movie. No one's going to write the script for you. No one's going to like create the ideal part for you. You find it you get it or just file or if you don't know how how to get it. Follow things that are coming at you are opening up to you and maybe that will lead you there. There was there was a lot of that stuff going on for me about seven years years ago. I don't think I've ever listen that hard in my life Ryan I noticed you too. I noticed energy shift. What you just said it was worth the whole podcast and worth it to me? And I know worth it to Ryan because that Shit right there is is so vital and whether or not it's it's whether you're now you're not or you're right when your ego gets gets in the way the ego my fucking eagles got in the way of so many things where I'm like even on his all even talk about this podcast like now in the beginning of like. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't sound the good i. Don't we hear my voice. I never listened to my voice but I've gotten so many responses and people's lives have changed and it gives me purpose and I love it. DAX Get so many more listeners than I do I start comparing comparing you start comparing her since does he well. He's a bigger star than you. That's why gets bigger listeners. I know but he got the idea from my pocket he also had but so but he's great and for some reason he's got a bigger audience than you. So what and then I'm like I know I love I love me deserves I love DAX is one of my best friends but I guess it's kind of jealous. I'm like God it is. I'm GONNA be honest. I I wish I got. I love my podcast. I think I'd do a really good job. I think people enjoy it. I want more listeners to the listeners. The lesson I learned was play as soon as you realize that there's abundance you'll be all right with that. There's room really for everybody. Everybody so dax absolutely deserves serves that course that podcast. He's great at it and you're great at this so there's just room for everybody. I mean. That's a big lesson borrow from him. Sure can I just you say dad. Just give me five percent of your audience. Five percent of DAX's audience come over here come on over because by the way. My fans are so loyal in there. The listeners listeners are so low and Jen from legendary film. So I met with about some projects weeks ago. I got an email from her today. Saying I love the podcast cows and listen to it. It's so good and I'm like Oh my God so people are listening and I love it. I'M NOT GONNA stop. I don't care if it's like not as long as one person's listening whoever you more out there I really loved doing it so whether I make a lot of money or no money or whatever. I'm going to continue to do this because I really love talking to people and you could tell you could tell. Oh I just like it. I'd like to do this. My whole life. How great is it to you know to have an intimate conversation with interesting people? Some which have a history like myself others. He met for the first time. It's the best you says. Something remind me of another story about comparison and jealousy. It's I guess ninety. Oh No it's actually far than that's two thousand. The state is long done. I've been doing like commercials here and there. You know maybe an independent film here some voice over nothing very exciting And yet I see all my state compatriots kind of doing their working working. Yeah I get this audition for a movie. It's wings beer league. I am in the audition. The caching director and I I won't name name says okay. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA slate and then we're going to You insulate your name. I'm going to ask you some questions. And then we're going to go into the disdain by the way. Don't there's no improving. They really stick to the script. I'm like all right sure so Hi Joe Trillo. Yeah Joe and so you were a member of the state member states comedy met at Nyu and so so many of your compatriots are like working at Reno nine one one and some did and everyone seems to be like working except for you. The slater twenty by the way the cameras on me. I was that all about. I'm like well you know I'm just trying to do nothing. You know literally inside them like Brady. I'm a furious like this ego and the comparison is just coming out in full force because this question and I just decided well you know I'm just doing my thing And in my head I decided. Oh I'm gonNA be Improv now. I don't there's no sticking to the script now I ended up booking the part and it was it was. It was a really good feeling knowing that. When you're up against it and the throw an egg on your face and they're just really kind of beating just stand up? Come come come out now in her defense. I don't think she meant to make me feel that way. I don't know she just wasn't a good interview. I don't think she was a good interviewer and I were very aware of the terrible insecurities of actors the level of comparison. That goes on with us every every minute of the day. I don't I don't I don't you know I'm painting her as a terrible person. She's not I'm sure but that was a terrible moment for me That I came out and I rose out of the ashes Phoenix the Phoenix. Do you think that. Do you think doctors look at other doctors and go. I'm I'm just as good of a doctor. A similar don't have as many patients. How how much is he making? I'm like I went to any heart. Surgery did rendezvous. I want the University of Pittsburgh. Yeah I mean I went to Saint. John's I mean I think everybody does it though don't they. Yeah I think every everybody whether you're driving a ups truck doc. Same thing it's like he's making more than me. I bust my ass. They work twice as hard as he is. Comparison Jealousy. They're just monsters man but you know what look I still get it about just able to be like. That's what I'm feeling now. You still get it right you let let it let you know that. It's going to dissipate jealousy. Yeah you know what uh I it's getting less and less it really it. Surely it's evaporating because I'm I'm really going. What does it matter? What is it is honestly feel like? You're probably in the right place right now. I'm getting there because I I really feel like when I'm eighty and I die. What is all these things matter? What is what is the house matter and and jobs that I've done? What matters is the memories friendships and the things that the enjoyment of life? Yeah the taking living being not going through the motions not trying to compare not trying to be someone but being the best you can be being the best human you could be giving and trying to love. And that's those those are the things I'm working on. So when my agent gets mad and says dude you know you WANNA work again. Do you WanNa like him. I I I am writing horror script right now. I'm I'm pitching the script scripted. I wrote for TV. Undoing animated series that my friend Harland. I am doing to podcasts. This is what I WANNA do. But that's not where the big bread and butter money comes from. You know to Spielberg calls. You let me know answer that fucking call. Yeah I'm lucky by the way this isn't like look dude. I've said this if I am like broke and someone goes we S. I'll do anything. I don't care what it is at Burger King to make money. I don't care that's how my momentarily was work work work but then I got to a point where look look. I'm not fucking like Brooklyn nine nine. Who knows what the fuck I'm just saying? I don't have the kind of money where I could just I can be. I'm comfortable right now table that I don't have to just I have to work. I have some fuck you money right. I don't know how much fuck yeah. It's not that for me for me. You know Many goals for career. But for me is to Brooklyn nine is just amazing. You know is to have a great job obviously and and with people that you love but you know you don't have control over that. Ideally I'd love to have a nice savings of money so like if jobs come along I really don't WanNa do. I can see okay. No I want to work on this movie. I think for many actors many vote many people in creative arts. I think have that goal. That's realistic realistic. No one wants to do anything they don't WANNA do. I think part of the reason. Maybe it's easier for the jealousy to go away now. It's like well you know what I'm like in your twenties. You don't know convy everything is possible. You don't know what you WanNa do and you see people doing all. That looks cool. That was cool. That looks great. I'll do that. I'll do that. You get older and you're like Oh actually we WANNA do this and I'm doing it you know I'm I'm writing my movie and it makes it easier and you're not comparing. Yeah you know I also think that the right play after twenty. Five years of whatever and forty-seven deer has to come a moment where you go. Oh.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

11:11 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

"You're doing the state I mean this is MTV back in what year this was ninety ninety to ninety two. We did a show called. You wrote it you watch it which we were reenacting letters about From from fans and we were doing that show that was show we one of the directors actors on there And then that was ninety two losing track. I think ninety three. It's when we started the state. Yeah because I think I did the pilot for that show that never made it like a ninety five or ninety six. That's probably around the tonight five. We did the. CBS disaster the sea when we jumped to the network. And then that was that was like Doc Tober ninety five so the MTV show is like before then so what was it like. I mean you get near University of meeting all these guys he's big personalities were was there an immediate attraction. Immediate love between all of you where you were just like you all each other on you liked everybody. Yeah there there was at a we. We took each other pretty quickly and I don't know it's one of those things where you you never know why this group of people got together. I think we are all very smart. Ambitious extremely talented. Those guys are are incredibly talented. And and so I feel like that you know people like that attract each other and there was safety in numbers. There's like okay. What if we came up with you know at the group where we all perform in right and so it happened pretty quickly in terms of US getting along of course as you move on there's dysfunction in any big group gruppen? Those dynamics start to particular and and everyone sees what annoys each other about each other. And so who is a leader. Though was their leader was was a David. Wang was the our friend Todd Holler back founded. The group Todd Hall was in a sketch group with David Wayne and Mo Willems who Mo Willems Mo Williams is a an incredible and very popular Children's book author And he had founded this Sketch group called the Sterile Yak the tot holiday David Wayne were in todd. Broke off from that informed A group called the new group which ended up become the state. So that was that's all at Nyu now who did you honestly in the beginning when you first were there and like this guy is the funniest who did you look up to where you're like. Oh I mean not to say look this is events so it's not like you're saying putting throwing any wasn't that your God this guy is going to be a star. Wow can was like. Ken Made Me Laugh Very Hard Marino. Tom Lennon was wicked. Smart and funny Although it's funny Tomlin and we talk about this so I don't feel bad sharing this like I didn't like Tom when I first met him. Tom was very tom had it. Tom Thomson very like arrogant to me. And standoffish And we ended up going in for this student film film directed by Adam Marcus who did one of the Jason Movies and we were in the audition and we just hit it off. We had a great red addition. We booked this student foam. And we've been close ever since I love that man. He's generous it but it's interesting how you meet somebody and like you. Don't take it to them immediately. And then they become really really close. You have friends like that. Yeah I also think it's. It's easy for people I don't know how many times someone is said Either about me or about a friend of mine or somebody I know or an actor in now. I've learned not to listen to like. Yeah my friend Joan. Her friend John John Friend. Jim said that Dax Shepard was not really nice and I'm like Why I'm by the way this isn't a true story? This is not a truce now. It's not a true story but like you know and Like why oh. I don't know. She said she went up to him to get a picture. And you don't want to take a picture I'm like do. Do you think maybe he might have had been having a bad day. You think maybe he was in a rush was he. Eating was the hour. I'm a good judge of character. I think that's a good trade of my for the most part. I mean people like this. The person's good I I trust them. They seem like genuine person. I I my friends are better than me. Yeah I was part But I give people the benefit of they say so and so I go you know. That's well that's why you have so many friends I mean you what's amazing about you rosie is that I. I want your Halloween Party. I don't know when it was a few years ago probably October over. It was it last year I was at the end. Mothers ecological another terrific character. We were a bunch of boneheads showing up like not in costume. Everyone is in costume. And so I think I wore like a quint shirt or some josh shirt. Anyway you have so many people that love you. You should know that you should know that because it's it's important. It's easy to forget things like that. especially when you're feeling alone or out of it not sink not feeling like you belong. I went down like all these guys. Rosie that's amazing and it's true and I and I was happy to be there and be invited and that I also knew you so it just hold onto that known that because that's that's an important thing to remember when you you when you have those days where you like talking about doing it again but you know all this. I want to say first of all I Jimmy. Thank you for that. I mean it's incredibly kind of you and I appreciate did that the problem my mind. It's not that I don't believe you. It's not that I don't think they love me. My friends love me. It's this dichotomy of of yeah of course but then I'm always organizing stuff and doing fun things and doing this and having Thanksgiving and having a Halloween party and doing what. If I just didn't do that anymore with these still they still want to give a shit about me and I I would hope the answer is yes some of them. I'm just like sometimes I I worry I go God you're such a helper such a people pleaser. You're such a like I want to be liked and it's you know it's like dude true but like you don't don't you have your family. You have your job you have your kid. You don't go. Hey I'm GonNa do this an invite all these people all the time and I am getting better at it and I've been working on myself but you know no and I genuinely think people care about me. Yeah I do. It's not about. That's not an issue for me to allow people in. I think I think I just you know I've talked about this some billion times but you know getting it at a young age getting kitty on life and you walk around life you know like I don't know if I've ever been really felt love that I was really like few people. I feel that way but I can relate to that. I related that yeah I can relate to that in that. There are many times when I'm in a room and I'm like uh-huh what the hell am I doing here with. All these amazing people like what what what's that about. I should not be here and I've realized that you're never in a room. You're not supposed to be if you're in the room you deserve to be in the room period. So that's helped me just take could step back. Take a step back Trauma Abbott. What else is APP? It's this is what happens when you prepped for colonoscopy protein. What's in your mind right now? You're begging you to get rid of Shit yes but like you have to step back and remember that the you're there for a reason to to just accept it just own it you know and that's helped me. I hear your point about having a family right if I had this amazing place that you have. I've with all these incredible things that inspire you in it. That's wonderful and yet you're like well. What what else is there? What what about the family all that stuff? I could understand where your where your head might start to spin and be like what happens if I don't though the parties is it. Just do I turn to Howard Hughes or or whatever it is you know what I mean but you won't you won't you won't. There's too many you you're a you're a people. Gather you have an energy to you that just people I like it. So don't sweat it. Well I thank you my friend. Yeah Man I find but look back to you back to me as I view it is inside of me. What else we haven't talked about? We talked about Brooklyn while. I WanNa talk about Brooklyn but you know that whole journey from going from the state into this like starring on things doing things you're always like going. Hey I remember playing poker with you. I've never been at bars with you and it's just like hey joe I might do this independent thing. I don't know pain. I remember remember going up to quadruple. BANGERS called is four. You know you're staying in this thing. What were one of those little private urinals? Yeah those and you were. I just like doing this little bit. Part I've waited fourteen hours I haven't shot yet and I can just tell like you didn't you didn't show up. I knew it like you're like I just I just want something to hit. Yeah you you know I just WANNA be able to go on set every day. Yeah and be have a purpose. Say I'm here to do my part and work. You wanted to war. You're starting your star. This is a very interesting part of the conversation. Were segue into now because what you're talking about is accepting when your time is right. I had a longtime accepting when my time. It's GonNa be many actors. Go through that mark. Kevin Jackson just did a podcast with Brooklyn nine. And we're talking about Brooklyn nine in that. I almost didn't go in for Brooklyn Nine. I almost didn't get Brooklyn nine nine because I'd gone in. I put myself on tape for Allison Jones. Then they wanted me to come back in for a callback or session at that point of his during a very kind of dark time in my career in my head about my career like you know what I've done survey I've done all these like little movies. I've seen enough like like everyone knows what I can do. Like cast me cast me but like I'm tired of it. Who's really the EGO was overwhelming? Swallow me up and I almost didn't go and if I didn't go I would not be on the show. Clearly more importantly the lesson learned. Is that no one knows you anything. And if if you're doing a job because you're expecting to get another job you gotta find what you like about it. I know that's you hear it all the time you find the join. What what you do? But you'll get you realize that's really the truth because it put me in such a a mood of Eldest and people know what I can do. Just give it to semi give it to me entitlement. That really starts to wear you down and it starts to infiltrate you in a in in negative ways and you don't enjoy we around. I remember member. Ken Marino is such a great guy. His wife Erika Young wrote this really funny visuals. Here's burning love that. Ken was in so dominy. Funny people were in that shooting that and I was just in a terrible mood and can bring me a set like while we're shooting you know I didn't know disruption during the set but between takes I was just like not at the greatest of moods and he's like what he's like man to can. I love you I love this. This is so funny like I just couldn't be doing this. Like web shows like it was really narrow minded own grateful type of stuff and he her as a friend and he related and here I am talking. There's someone that also hadn't got his big break cans amazing and seeing all this stuff but also hadn't gotten his break and you realize you just end up sounding like a complete asshole asshole because you can't see your path you can't see when.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

09:26 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

"Eli Manning Stop It. No you're jets fan. I am Yes. It's the one that even talk about that right now. I almost almost. We almost named his Middle Name jet. Because of that. Thank God we didn't would just would well. You could've told people was after a wing Song Tom. Well the thing will wing some jet that Oh okay. Sure that's true. Yeah well you know. We decided that at the end of the day. When I hear the name ally I'll probably still think of my kid and not Eli Manning see before the kid comes here? Eli Eli Manning. But now that he lives here. I'm going to figure my son right so that was quickly. That fear was quickly washed away right all right look. We've talked about ask for the first ten the minutes of the show. I mean I've known you for a long time. We talk about the state. I remember those days when you were always so humble so fun fun to be around. I just felt comfortable around. You just a genuine. You've always been so genuine and I said Yeah I always thought I want that. I've got to keep you know nice doing well. Well thank you. Are you just genuinely good dude. And you're so funny and I remember watching the state and going God. Yeah this guy so funny you just gotTa in. I remember you struggle. We all struggle but like for years right your way people think Oh Brooklyn nine nine. He did reno nine Not Reno nine one. Yeah you know Kinda hard to say Reno nine one one Brooklyn nine nine. I play a lot. I played a lot of cops one. That's really nice of you to say a Mike and it's the you know the struggles real for a lot of people for many of US actors but I try to surround myself with good people I it was the first step and try not to take too seriously but you know it was nice to have the success. I had but you know there's some bitterness is there was some comparing myself and some jealousies along the way that you have to kind of you know. Eat Up you know. Did you ever resent like in the beginning going thinking you know one of your buddies your peers. I think we've all gone through doing so whilst why can't you just give me a lift like Kenny. Just fucking drop me off the the twenty third and fourth you know. Give me a ride. GimMe just Gimme a lift a nice series. Something right I mean. There's there's no way like I have friends that you know. When I was in Smallville or pastor I was filming in Canada so they hire all Canadian locals and you know? Sometimes I'd have people audition or something. I didn't have that choice. Like it's not like you know in pastor finally was a thing where I was an executive producers like hey I want my friend whoever over to come out I want my friend Troy to do this. I WANNA Roger to come. I want to if there's a role I want them even if it's not that big I want them to be a part of that. I would do if I ever had if I was ever creator our producer of a show. I mean these are things I'm trying to do But that's that's when you give back you know I. I think that's great that you did that. You have to do that. Yeah but I haven't been I've been creator of things that have an aired so or have not even been shot just I sold something so that's when I did my movie. Yeah I remember. I directed this movie back in the day and it was was just like a Raunchy lowbrow comedy and I was like Ballard get you know. You're out Saraj flying out Josefina. You're flying out Whatever I can do my friend? Jay Ferguson's Madail male. He already had a career. But I'm like please do this role anybody any of my friends. I just wanted to be satisfying. Isn't it it's like we years five years ago. Me and Michael Ian Black created this show called beef which was like judge. Judy meets like the Sopranos. And the bid is it takes place at like butcher shop and And you know the the A guy Forgetting carry criminal only played them would settle these neighborhood. Skirmishes yeah one over with a nice craft. Beer over WOULDA Janis like Super Bowl Party and then you know. He wouldn't let me have that. He hit the beer and we had a drink is like bud light shit feel then. He kept craft beer. You know stuff like that right and so and I invite Bauer did some and a lot of my friends that are so good so talented but just haven't gotten that chance yet. If felt awesome like in in and I feel that's important. I think you've gotta look out. I think I think it is important. It's also hard when you don't have a lot of the you know especially like when I was in small I had a lot of success. Yes I just remember going. I know what they want. They want these pretty boys pretty girls show and they have to be Canadian. Can't afford it because you know the cheap and they you know unless it was like it was like you know. And you're like you're GONNA show dude. Why can't you get me on Smallville? It's like if you look at it. Everybody was young long except for me. Yeah like everybody young. And there's my dad Lionel Luther and yeah but there was a lot I could do. I did try. You weren't a producer where you know wasn't the producer you didn't have that level a lot of it. Is this kind of misunderstanding of how the business works and how the power structure works hierarchy and like. Oh you're on Brooklyn and I just like put me on. I'm like believing how I mentioned you to Joel. Best Rep who was fantastic casio either I have not mentioned mentioned you. I thought you were told you that you asked me that. Sorry Joe Find All right Rosie. I'll talk to her unbelievable. How does he do it do it? But Yeah but you have to go through certain channels and I do I do and by the wager. WanNa come on the show would come on Brooklyn you mean a hit. Show that you're on that so do it yeah. Some people are very selective live in I am. I am selected in terms of. I just don't like a lot of people go. Why are you doing I go? You know what I just WanNa do my own stuff unless it's obviously if it's something that I just you know Jensen apples. He's the lead on supernatural. Okay and he emailed me last night. He's like dude. Call Your fucking agent and get on supernatural last season and I might and it's so nice because this is a huge huge phone Inc. million people and I'm like you know in my head I'm like I I love Jensen and I love the show. I Love Supernatural Shit and I love the fans and the fans are so I'm like you know if it's the right thing I would do it of course. Are you kidding me lucky but yes we'd be lucky to have so. Do Phone your name out to be kidding me. I'd love it even if it was like something fun and quick. I don't give a shit I don't let me go with that stuff. Just becoming funny egos are tough to keep in check. Aren't they did. I've been learning learning about ego. I've learned I've really you know I've talked about this but you don't know this but I. I went off to a wellness center for three weeks. So I listened to some of your All the peripherally but not a lot. We were talking about meditation. I just started that a few months ago as well do it every day. I do it every day. I'm for ten minutes I'LL I'll I've missed you know. Sometimes I miss a day or two but it's been It's been very very helpful. How do you feel when you miss a day? guilty. Yeah isn't that something. Like a routine thing. I try to express it to people. But if you're doing something everybody does governor drink four cups of coffee. Oh I wake up. I had a cigarette cigarette oil. Wake up I do this. I go now imagine that you feel like you have to do that. Imagine you you break that routine. You don't have that you know you could have. It takes twenty minutes imagine a new habit And now you're going that's what happens. I hate meditation. I hate meditation and then two weeks and I'm like have to keep doing that and now it's Today's ninety six days straight I wake up and I do twenty eight minutes and I cannot miss her. I feel like a failure and that's a very routine now even if people oh. I don't know how my mind's racing motherfucker look at me. Twenty seven because that that was an intimidating thing for me starting meditation as well. Because like how do you meditate. What era in San City? Everything's GonNa be quiet. No and then. I was working with Zappa Napa listening to this APP. You'RE GONNA say you're listening to ZAP Galifianakis trauma fanaticism meditation tape and. It's it's wonderful. It's wonderful I want. I'm going to finish gotTA finish but I really want to do. He knows this. I WanNa do a meditation APP. I WanNa do my voice choice. Yeah like because what I'm thinking. Yeah like I it would be shit like this. Joe I WANNA hear yours to mine would be like all right. Listen if you're like like me you know your mind is going nuts right now. I should take a piss before this thing. I should probably I don't know wash my face. Ace I should brush my teeth my practice up at right now but listen. Listen nothing matters triton and the ones smelling your breath I want you to just my nose is a little. It's not clear. So that's why you're hearing that that's a truck in the distance. Listen to that I was thinking those things I know I know that what would yours be I do well. I think they're all it's always deep right but it would be. Let's sit down this find a comfortable place. Let's concentrate trade on what it feels like to think about what you're GonNa do later. Wait don't do that freed breath. Did you make plans to have lunch. Don't think that either startled. They.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

10:50 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

"Hell I was doing in the beginning. I was convinced that I should podcast some. Because you've got a good voice. You Know People Apple. Yeah have a podcast. So I didn't WanNa do it and then I did at thinking. Okay maybe I can make some money and then I realized wow. It's not easy to make money in the podcast. Hey everybody it has a p- yeah what happened was I probably would acquit. But one day I just started become really vulnerable really really. It was therapy for me because I realized way I was living was not honest. I mean I think everybody thought. Oh He's gotTa Shit Together. He organizes everything. Yeah he was a hit show. He's always working. He's doing this. God the guys always. He's so have well. I'll say this I'll say that already. You're an affable guy friendly guy you're warm guy and he loved conversation and you know Oh people I mean. That's those are the type of people that should be having a podcast. You're also generous in curious to other qualities. Yeah four podcast. So here's C.. On your ninety. Hey whatever whatever episode thank you Joe True Glenn But it became vulnerable. It became like I felt like I had purpose. That's why I I do. I do it because I really love to talk to people and find out how they get through they face adversity. How did they get through it right today? Do what makes them tick. You know people. uh-huh what what are you doing now. All you're doing Brooklyn nine nine. Oh you're a big star but they don't know your journey and I sort of know your journey. Sure I know this shit that you went through. Well I'll say I'll say this I said I do a lot of podcast and get self conscious about it but I also like to see my friends and I haven't seen you in a while and isn't that how funny I find. This goes back to the guys at the state and everything you grow up get older they have kids. You have a family or like how can see more of them. How can I see my friends? What have they have a a podcast or we work together and suddenly I what he them I just meet them? Jerry's Elliott evaluate. Don't if if I don't show up I don't get paid and I have to see that. Let's hope they're a guest star on Brooklyn nine nine. It's so convenient for me. What am I going to do you text email? GimMe a break. Only way I was able to see. You haven't seen you in a while. I was excited about coming here. You know maller journey. Map allergist allergist text me like five minutes before you showed up our good friend Matthew Ballard. I went to college with them. We got naked at college. We did the cherry run. Ballard is now a family man. He's he's doing really well is doing something. Rob mcelhinney always sunny. Great Guy that everybody loves in you guys. Always all the guys from the state showalter and Marino. Oh hold me everybody. Always Michael Ian Black guys and I noticed like about he became and I knew you guys all new money didn't did you through Ballard. I don't really know I think I knew you. I maybe I think you did and remind me if I'm wrong it was it's through. MTV MTV or was it even before MTV it was around there were you guys were doing the state with guys out there listening. Don't know who the state was look. Look up some old videos find it because it really all these guys careers like David Wayne. Michael showalter that they've gone on what American tonight and Tom Marino Kerri Kenney. You don't know anything. I don't know those names. Look them up. Look those names up. And you're like holy crap. That guy's hilarious. This guy's hilarious. Oh my God look what he did. These guys is all started together. They met at New York University University. Some of US film somewhere in trauma but now we old Jose Trauma I meant to say drama. But maybe I'll tell you from Queens right. That's why you trauma. Well thinking about trauma. Can I tell you I tell tell you is on the comedy someday tram this. I'm thinking about trauma right now because this is this is why it's amazing that I'm doing this podcast inside tomorrow. I'm getting colonoscopy today. I'm in prep. I can't even tomorrow Dr Schwartz Yours. That's right I get to do people come at me now. Have you done that yet. Here's it's also fun. It's I guess it's because of our age we just talked about our age but you know the the age just went down. I'm two years ago. I went in to gastroenterologist. I can't bounce right along. Just say this guy. I want him because my buddy Harland Williams Harlan. Yeah Harlan's the if you guys don't always he's been on the the dumb and dumber go. Hey cash drinking out of semi GRANDPA's cough Meta sorry bud. So he said as I went to the guy got a colonoscopy. She really do it. I was worried and checked out for polyps and stuff. I didn't have anything I'm playing. You should probably get has the peace of mind. I went to see this ass doctor. I sat down with him and he looked at me. 'cause you know on how old are you and at the time I was like forty four because yeah most guys. Don't get this 'til fifty unless there's some things going on. Yeah and then all of a sudden I read it in men's journal or something like a year ago. They've knocked down the age to forty five. That's now I'm older than that age. Yeah so now now. I'M GONNA go get a colonoscopy. There's a few of my friends that want to go get it. We might want to document it. You know go together. Yeah they take I I don't know I don't know if you know. They say the worst part is the night before when you're just unloading unleashing yet that's tonight for me. That's I mean that's a night. Yes so what do you have to do by the way. This is good for you guys to hear because it's important so many listeners are of this age. I'm sure well this is health regardless of husband boyfriend or you're sure whatever whatever it is this. Is Joe Ever Lean tomorrow. What are you doing tonight to prepare? What are you doing today? Well today. A clear liquid diet guys. I didn't know breakfast. Water can have coffee tea. The instruction booklet says nothing red or purple. Now do I drink kool-aid no. I know maybe some of you out there would or popsicles. Do I have a lot of red or purple popsicles during the day. I don't have any. I can't remember the last time I had one of those. I certainly can't have them today. Your fluids clear fluids chicken broth be bullion breath. How hungry are you right now? Not that hungry. I don't eat breakfast that much anyway. But I'm glad this this podcast wasn't like four. That would have been. I would have been angry. It's going to be tough later from. I'm glad we got your what am I. And when I go to my therapies estimate five. That'll be interesting right before I want anything to eat you still what's still no I just I. I just kind of started a few months ago marital problems. It's everything your whole life. Yeah it's everything. Isn't it just jumping. Their marital royal issues says that I don't know so anyway. That's happening tomorrow. So tonight all fluids you know Hey table to sleep you wake up all you have to take liquid stuff like you know right before you go to four hours before you go to bed. What is that? I don't know but from what I hear from my friends that have done it. It just tastes terrible and it just makes shit. I mean that's clears. Is it out. There is out the pipes so I kind of have to stay endorse. Did People Prepare Brian. You're laughing is just one of the funny it. It's funny. This is Ryan by the way my engineer Ryan. Now it's funny like you have to stay. You can't really go anywhere and a friend of mine just was going to have a screening tonight and I'm like I wanna go and he's like actually you know we may have some pretty tight you you really WanNa go. I'm really do but it might be good that I don't because dot dot dot so yeah yeah. There's a lot of reasons one. I have to have the very back row. I'll one if you can't get that seat on coming. Yeah yeah or going. Oh that's right. That's important I I didn't. I didn't want to put that pressure on him Ryan's too young Ryan here is how old are you thirty one thirty one this right now. Right some time you get prostate exams Ryan. No have you ever had a finger in your buns. Well that's different. You have had that. No you haven't have you Joe. Sure I've only had one in my life and and I had this conversation with a lot of people because a lot of guys will tell me they have fingers in the prostate prostate exams. And I go no no. My doctor says it's unnecessary. Now you can just do a blood test check ups senior fine. But I'm hearing back and forth things like that so I actually went to my doctor. I said look I'm a little like I don't know sensitive about this again. Not put a finger in my ass. Yeah twenty years. I've known I don't I. We've we've known each other a long time. How come no finger? And then he goes the one not if I don't if really don't I think I need one even if you don't need it that bad I had one right before I had back surgery once and there was no need because I'm having back surgery. Not Ask surgery right so the guy says Mister Rosenbaum will get you know this protocol so if you could bend ova. I want you to know that. Don't be embarrassed. Some men some men not all men but they occasionally only Jackie late and I told him if this happens. I'm going to jump eight stores to my dad. Thought this window of shame. Shame embarrassed. Could you imagine you're you're there as a straight guy gay guy and this guy puts a finger in your load in this hospital floor. It'd be tough. It's just not personal. It's not a personal intimate moment. Then WanNa have that you want to remember really you know. Yeah you want something with a little bit more ambience to tomorrow tomorrow do they. Did they wake up in time to procedure feature. I think it's around one and we're going to beat around twelve thirty. I'm going under the gas the gas or can the short. You wonder you gas asked where you could take where you can take the heavy duty drugs. You don't like that. Well you know. It's not that but I'm told that where I was warned that you might not feel pain but feel something and I don't WanNa feel anything I don't need to remember this just like going there. Tell me what's what's up and I'll wake up and then you tell tell me and so I'm going to go with the anesthesia but you're going to anesthesia. So you can go in a seizure or gas. We don't know the gasping the anesthesia or like like got like opioids like j just like intervening wannabe out. I WANNA be out. I WANNA wake up and go. You weren't in my ass. Yeah I don't think you were. You can't prove it. Yeah Yeah there's equally show pictures. No Oh there they are. Yeah you were there okay fine you nervous a little bit. I SHOULDN'T BE I. I never used to be nervous about stuff like this. And I'm not really very nervous but had surgery before like adenoids out tonsils kid and it needles..

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

09:03 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"Dozens she releases the album Jaylo this is the first single from it and the video is her and Ben Affleck being.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

09:06 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"And the thing about that Jenny from the block video which is happening at peak Jaylo rate the early two thousand surveilled by Ozzy Anyway all I'm saying is I don't know why the movies didn't just take the Jenny from the block video Eh Making Jelly just give us an hour and forty five minutes of that I did actually and it was called Hustler's we're gonNA take a break we'll be right back bullet distilling company explored a new frontier whiskey when it introduced its High Ri- Bourbon only to become one of the most popular burgers on the market and it continues to push boundaries today day by finding new ways to try not to mess up the Earth at the bullet distilling company in Shelbyville Kentucky bullet created an eco-friendly distillery with a sensory rich taste being experience the bullet team joined forces with leaders in tech and sustainability to figure out how to pull it off without harming the environment the distillery uses industrial solar arrays is to powers forklifts and any extra power goes back onto the grid in partnership with the University of Kentucky bullet even created organic cocktail garden on site to provide Kalihi source garnishes for the onsite cocktail bar all this is only the tip of the melting iceberg come visit the bullet distilling company to see Sustainability Enact and and taste the award winning High Ri- Bourbon for yourself the bullet distilling company from Shelbyville Kentucky remind you to always drink responsibly the finger about hustlers that's so great is it's a movie that really understands I think all the things that the movies didn't understand about her before and one of the things is that what's great about her has nothing to do with the movies the movies are some advertisement for what you can get outside of the theater like hind of like her during this wait till you go and get us weekly wait till you download this album that's his brand extension it's not even really an investment but she was so good at being famous what did you like about her as a celebrity because I feel like normally we don't like what we see of celebrities outside of the constructed fictions that they star in well I mean I think what I loved about Jennifer Lopez in so many ways is that she had as a famous person so many phases right this is going to sound crazy but I mean for anybody who hasn't no there's a character in movies called Zelic and Zelic is a person who was in history there at the craziest moments and every moment in history there's allegations I it doesn't matter who's delegates in the movie as we won't even go into that every time you turn around there is so just forrest gump all the time pretty much sure Jennifer Lopez it is kind of like the Zilog of nightlife dating and love and fame yes she I mean she has great relationship with Puffy he did he they had a thing a thing excite let me let me rephrase they had a thing and Puffy was still in in Biggie two PAC murder mystery land and into that mix comes as Jennifer Lopez person who at this point we don't really know that well and so there's this incident where they go out and there's some kind of nightclub shooting or something I don't remember all the particulars but over literally there there's a firearm in suv or something they both get arrested Jennifer Lopez has been arrested right let me ask you a question uh-huh have you seen the Mugshot I've never seen a mugshot somebody understood brand management I just wanted to say was probably her events she goes and has this other very public relationship with Ben Affleck and the thing I love about that relationship is it it's like in the middle of this vortex right five person vortex it involves Gwyneth paltrow in Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston she's on the white Hollywood chart yes she openly wants to be partnered up she's literally like just GonNa keep trying until she gets it right I mean this is going blocks moments you've finally figured it all out but before she figured out we cannot forget that she was with Mark Anthony and whisper because it was really weird she seemed really unhappy together I mean just something seemed off right and you know the funny thing about them is they actually did manage to take their love and put it in a movie to they made this hector Oh movie where he plays Hector and she plays Pucci it's a terrible movie but it just as a sign of her dedication to the relationship to lake you know he's GonNa play the salsa legend and she's GonNa play the wave and I was is weirded out by that relationship is everybody else they do this horrible Grammy's performance in like two thousand five they're just two completely different entertainers t beautiful children they seem very healthy and happy I'm so glad that you came out she seems unscathed but the point is just that she's openly dating she's openly marrying she's openly divorcing BC's like the Elizabeth Taylor of the back end of the twentieth century and beginning of twenty first century you know a woman who was very famously famous who also had this artistic life but at some point the fame was just interesting than the work yeah and so the fame thing matters because there is this other aspect rate which is that she is a great entertainer and I think for a second about what entertainer does that sound pejorative too you know because I know what you mean that broadly when we call someone entertainer it sounds like they're Kinda jack-of-all-trades them being kind of triple threat or being able to do lots of different things means they have no specialization but Jalen really did come up in Europe where that is expected of celebrities at the time right so I mean she's bridging these two arrows fame and mallet basically right like this sort of old school Elizabeth Taylor model and she on the other hand is trying to figure out how to live in a Kim Kardashian Paris Hilton world where just these two fe models she's got a foot in one era and a foot in the other era as an entertainer not the best there I'm sort of the mind that like when you see how fierce she is in these videos on these runways in these pictures you expect the person to when she opens her mouth he's kind of expected selling Tina Turner or beyond say and she's sounds like Paula Abdul you know what I mean like all the power that she radiates is not coming from her voice is coming from everything else water so she's not the best singer she's a good dancer she's not the best actress but she is the very best Jaylo and I think she's a very good ambassador for the virtues of being an entertain- think point which is why I love her as an American I always forget that she does just to be clear at some point in the two thousand Jennifer Lopez becomes a judge on American idol she's paired with God help us all Steven Tyler wow anyway I think between American idol world dance which is a so she produces and is a judge on currently on TV part of what makes her so delightful is she's using all of this experience to help the babies out to tell these kids yeah that's true she's really generous I can see her being a really really tender mentor she knew how to make a performance work and she's seen the industries go through a lot of transformation and she she knows how to protect yourself seems she knows how to you fight for what you want to stay relatively intact by the end of it and in a lot of cases I mean I don't know what this is like for her but like to actually guide a person you can sing better than she can and in some cases maybe condensed better than she can but to understand because she's also a producer how to produce that's right all the experience and the self awareness and self assuredness that Jennifer Lopez has been saving up and getting interest on really pays off in the film hustlers Yes let's take a quick break we'll come back and talk about why.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

02:53 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"So toward the end of the song she's just like you know I've asked you a hundred times the claim saw I feel like that person and that where was that woman who she was never in right because again racism I'm just GonNa say the movies didn't want Jennifer Lopez they wanted some Latin leading you know what I mean it didn't matter who it was they wanted some Latin lady who wasn't even leading cause you never got brushed now she wanted her to be Italian they wanted to be non quote nondescript unquote but in the videos that self I would have loved to have seen and somebody murdered screenplay for that percents because I think what we want from Jennifer Lopez I think we went from any star is some sign now you have a life but of realness not keeping it real nice but like authenticity and there was nothing authentically Jennifer Lopez about any of like the cell where where's being there I know I know I know you feel well Goth icon film I've seen it recently again and holds up I mean even in a movie like g which is supposed to have blake ruined her career dealers and you've got to bring up Geely because okay so there are like five these people top of their head will say it's the worst movie ever made I haven't seen it but I heard it's pretty bad I see you know Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis Ichitaro hornby and doesn't often glitter with Mariah Carey glitter with Mariah bad actually none of these movies is that bad hip hopper not that bad stop right there then anyway go on dearly also not that bad but it doesn't matter because it was dead on arrival she and Ben Affleck were in this relationship at the time anyway I would we say Yes to that movie of our Jennifer Lopez to of course but she needed some sort of person to lake come in do a rewrite on her character to me the character have a world to belong but she had been affleck though were high on their own supply because they could not stop doing things together and I think that they were both gassing each other up and like telling each other things that weren't true about the other person yes we should do this movie together Babe yes you should be in my music video for identifying the block which is the most raging thing to me I think they just back up why he does not deserve her he does not deserve to caress her booty I thought back then I still think it today no it's the truth thank you pastor.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

05:52 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"It's waiting for tonight and it isn't just that the song was catchy it was that the song basically eight the planet that's on with inescapable this song comes out follow nineteen ninety nine and some point it became the song for the end of the world rates because Y. Two K. was about to happen and I felt like people were kind of like they were torn like on the one hand we've got this print song that pretty much tells us what to do when the ball drops and parts over time well the difference between one thousand nine nine the print song and waiting for tonight was Jennifer Lopez was doing the optimists version Prince God us like a slightly right right right right you better hunker down and Taylor was like a Papa Mali and tomorrow at least it was one of the peak Jaylo moments too from a first record and she announced herself to be this recording artist it was clear that this woman was going to be eh at the center of American culture in a way that no other Latina had ever been at four right yes I think one of the reasons didn't have prefer us who is a wonderful actress Seyran why can't jumped zero fearless she was not gonNA compromise anything about Rosie Perez the movie right and I don't know what Jennifer Lopez would say her compromises were but I felt like part of becoming famous no matter who you are means figuring out how to play the game of yes becoming and stay maintaining the thing that you've earned at any cost right and by the time she becomes famous there's no Latin infrastructure in the movies for somebody who isn't white to become famous in lake to lake have parts that ex- explore the Latin experience in this country now so what happens she becomes like this Sydney party kind of person who goes first and just like we're sending party who had no black people to act with for like a decade and a half really she's frequently white adjacent yes and plots that really anybody could do and that had nothing to do with who she is as Jennifer Lopez or even as a Latina in a Hollywood movie so I just feel like the movies never figured her out and I think it took her a long time to figure out how to be in the movies rate she does Selena then she does out of sight plays a federal marshal one of many cops by the way the Jennifer look this is what they do when you're a non white actor in the movies they make you a cop so she played he's out of sight law enforcement professional monster in law my favorite jailer movie I thought she was so funny in that movie it's true she's still essentially plays why did you as in person who's trying to impress her mother-in-law Jane Fonda but the two of them have such great slapstick physical comedy abilities about Jane Fonda but I'd never seen Jaylo there's a deftness too which is able to control her face and her movements and it's not just like a ditzy clumsy person like she's actually funny in the way she's like giving side is playing all these pranks on Jane Fonda you know it's really I don't like movies were two wonderful women have to fight but they don't fight the home move I know but it just I didn't enjoy okay but but it is one of those romantic comedies that she made the wedding planner is one of them maid in Manhattan two of those movies where hits but it's her highest grossing movie until what probably is going to be hustlers so I wonder what would have happened if the movies had figured out sooner the truth is the woman made about two movies a year for a long time seen working she really working hard she's working on another movie right now what I'm actually trying to get it is this idea that Jennifer Lopez clearly had the makings of what it took to be a movie star but she never got an independence day she never got you know I am legend I am legend you and I both love I mean I'm not saying she literally is going to be an independence day or I am legend although hey everybody there's fought all these Dang remakes listen do that one but it's true what you're saying though is that she never had a movie that was built to showcase her for what she is really good at we never really got to see Jaylo fully BJ low in the movies in movie life is happening to her like she's like a woman who's like finds herself pregnant and then the level of man phones yourself married to a man who beats her she's got kill him at the end she just kind of seems to drift and all these various plot points but then you get the music videos and you see this woman who is she knows exactly where she is in space and time she's not tripping over things she doesn't have to fight with anybody sleep she's paying her own bills her life is not endanger I mean she is exactly where she's supposed to be and she looks like she is loving every minute of it and the as you can tell them popstars aren't comfortable in that role Jaylo loved the role yes she was built for the music videos there is this discrepancy in terms of restorative the movies were trying to tell us one thing and the music and the music videos we're trying to tell us something else and there's this moment in her Asong play where she no I loved the Song I love the video I mean great Jennifer Lopez are hair's just all over the place agin happy it's like deep saturated colors you know does great things with their skin kind of bent over just dancing Japan it it's just a very joyful music video.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

12:49 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

07:26 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"With all due respect to the woman I'm about to say they didn't call a Dell do this tribute right they didn't call Taylor swift the do it thank the Lord Blake Shelton didn't do the interview that they they did Jennifer expletive Lopez she's the hardest working woman in American entertainment like just area who works harder beyond like don't even take it back let's just rewind the tape like we're not doing okay she is one the hardest working people in show business and they call her up I'm sure she was like are you sure if memory serves I believe two months after this grammy event there was an actual motown tribute on CBS starring all the people that people on twitter like they call Xyz well you know what they did and they're doing it in a separate shows so here's Jennifer Lopez shut up I will say that I I did find it very strange to to see you know the grammys which is pretty historically white institution and it's shut Oh with a tribute to a historically black institution with a Puerto Rican woman who is one of the greatest entertainers we have right now I absolutely agree with you on that let me ask you something Wesley Do you think she did a good job no but I do think it was important and it was important for like not terribly deep reason yeah I was just thrilled to see her apply the Jennifer Lopez like extravaganza to music that is extravagant in a completely different way let's talk about it and thinking about the legacy of motown the legs the of blocking American music as American music and then thinking about Jennifer Lopez who is so American and all these ways as a Puerto Rican from the bronx it all made sense to me you talk about it I appreciated her response to the criticisms she went on the breakfast club and she said my kids win the car when we got the call and they're like mommy why don't they want you too what's going on but she did all due diligence a minute was gonna drop out and she talked to bury Gordon spoke to Stevie wonder you know he's like she talked to a lot of folks about whether or not it was appropriate net like cleese do it just do it motown music was for everybody and that you were inspired by that they made this music for her to do this so I came around like uncanceled her I canceled her for thirty seconds and then and cancelled her after I spoke with you and hurt her interviews and heard her talk about it like I was not going to let people will tear Jennifer Lopez apart over this it just wouldn't have been worth it anyway so this happens in February with this any other celebrity or pseudo celebrity they would have curled up in their tomb and just turn it dust you know what I mean they would have pulled the cover over the coffin and just had rip to me because that's a hard thing to come back from that is a hard thing to recover from not Jaylo a few months go by peak summer intern explodes again in a different way Jennifer a pass because Wall Street guys you see what they did to this country the trailer comes out and was rigged he does not reward people who play by the rules too when you want them drunk enough to get their credit cards with sober enough to sign a check now here's the thing about hustlers it's made exactly for me okay it's about women and take advantage of men dancing for money this movie is set during the two thousand eight recession a handful of strippers decide that because the industry is would've cost them their clientele because the stock market crashes in a lot of people coming into these clubs no longer can no longer can they decided to start running on on men they pick up in bars and they take their credit cards in some cases drug them and they buy they're all kinds of great closing gifts the trailer is like you see Cardi b. you see tracy that you see Lizardo et Cetera to all my friends I send all my sex worker friends I send my friends and I pulled in class and I'm like this is the moment this is our New Year's Eve ball drop we gotta go see this movie what I'm trying to say is I have no sense of if anyone outside of that realm cares it all but it turns out they because I'm movie comes out give me the numbers gave me the numbers last because it goes hand thirty three million dollars the opening weekend that is enormous it's more money than I thought a movie on this subject starring who it starts ars with all due respect to concerts Jennifer Lopez and lizzy Cardi B. and everybody else I just didn't think it was going to register in this way it's affordable movie it's probably going to be J.lo's big movie and on the one hand the studio knew it had had it is a movie that opened the second weekend in September so I mean you're not peak blockbuster summer and you're not Oscar Bait phone is movie sort of felt a little bit supported in a little bit dumped I see so that movie happens jarrod announces its getting married that would be Jennifer Lopez and her her man Alex Rodriguez who happened to be your favorite all time favorite celebrity couple they're number they shot to the top of the chart I don't even care about celebrities something about these two people so the idea they make you have these people are finding love together I care about this I truly do their my favorite celebrity couple gene sorry will and Jada because they're our favorite celebrity family right because okay yeah yeah yes anyway this is a classic Jennifer Lopez Year a little bit of failure a little bit of love a little bit of triumph how her life is also jailer movie taught as well but also it's something about the stars aligning for her in a particular way and the Cherry on Sunday that is jealous life right now now is the announcement that she's going to be performing at the Super Bowl halftime show with Shakira right again it will be complicated because people have located feelings about the NFL and halftime show and Jesus involved men Colin Kaepernick all of these things but you know our girl is not afraid of a little chitter chatter clearly right complicated but we also have to really acknowledge that it's incredibly major to have to Latin ex stars in the super bowl like at this moment in American history are you like it is deeply important it's going to be very meaningful to a lot of people yeah I'm just looking forward to seeing how these two very different artists collaborate you know what I mean gene 'cause I mean they'll figure it out I mean Jennifer Lopez Vegas nece Shakira's weirdness I'm excited to see what they come up with same anyway this is all just to say everybody that this one year this two thousand nineteen just encapsulates twenty four years of Jennifer Lopez let me ask you China when did you know that this woman was a star death no the moment she did her.

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"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

Still Processing

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"j.lo" Discussed on Still Processing

"My name is Tori Telfer I'm a true crime writer captivated by stories about women who murder I've written a book about it and now I'm hosting a new podcast called Y women Hill truth lies and labels society likes to label female killers the black widow the jealous lover. Let's unpack some of these names and see if they help explain okay look I'm done I'm done I do not want to have to cancel another person preach you said the wrong thing cancel you wore the wrong thing canceled you re tweeted the wrong thing ends up you liked a song that you shouldn't have liked one hundred percent hensel especially Taylor swift sorry you know sometimes it's warranted sometimes folks need to be canceled but I hear you yes you do and I hear you because I hear that you're asking for more consideration you're asking for less of a major reaction you're actually asking for something that's the total opposite sort of cancel culture right well right if you cancel somebody you don't have to think about them anymore but I want to think about some people in fact I wanna do more than thinking about them in order to be able to think about them I want to subscribe doing cancel I want to subscribe I went to sign up for that newsletter and I feel like the person at the top of my subscription list right now is a lady named Jennifer Lopez yes it's not just you write like from the moment Djalo did her thing down that runway in Milan wearing a newer updated version of that iconic green flowing dress and she just takes walk down the runway but it's not that simple though because it's something about the confidence that she has the reaction of the crowd to her when she comes out they cannot believe they're seeing a reprise of one of the most iconic moments in fashion in recent history and also there's a little smile she gives bird the first time she wore a version of that dress was at the two thousand grammy's and it was so stunning and so- connick and so many people wanted to see that looked like people are searching for in the newly invented Google which at the time was only text based but so many people were trying to google but the dress looked like that the is is Jennifer Lopez in that dress correct in Krakow okay I'm talking about subscribing to people but listen I'M NOT GONNA lie I've been subscribed to this woman was going to say you never cancelled your subscription you're just happy that it's back at the top of the inbox yes I feel like we should spend some time thinking about Jennifer Lopez and what invested in the mid nineteen nineties and how that investment is finally paying off for me for her for American pop his STU processing.

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"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Second part this question, what is a-rod like in real life? Because he's my hero. We got Gary with us. Now he's been all right. He's, he's really, he's. He's been really good. He's actually catching me today, so nice assigned to get the to him. Don't throw anything in the dirt. Okay, don't it'll be laugh at that. So that's shit smaller. So Gary, really cool. We had the nocco that, hey. I don't think much his translators really cool. I mean, he he's really nice and then era era once I don't know, you met does. Yeah. Last year. I mean, he was he's really nice and cool down are kinda guy. I think he's like a, I think he's like a baseball like genius. Anyway. He's really smoothly. Really. You like dislike him when he talked to us two years ago that he was his so far vast, you know, knowledge base right ninety baseball. You know, smart with doing business strategy and stuff like that. I mean, you see other news like taking off again, he would come. Eleven. I can't believe that couple store just doesn't process in my brain that he's dating jaylo. I actually wouldn't marry Rivera was there might have been full timers or something. He was just around the team and he got to meet jaylo the first time. I was just what a world that we got married when are shaken j.lo's hand like I just never thought it would ever go to..

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"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Second part this question, what is a-rod like in real life? Because he's my hero. We got Gary with us. Now he's been all right. He's, he's really, he's. He's been really good. He's actually catching me today, so nice assigned to get the to him. Don't throw anything in the dirt. Okay, don't it'll be laugh at that. So that's shit smaller. So Gary, really cool. We had the nocco that, hey. I don't think much his translators really cool. I mean, he he's really nice and then era era once I don't know, you met does. Yeah. Last year. I mean, he was he's really nice and cool down are kinda guy. I think he's like a, I think he's like a baseball like genius. Anyway. He's really smoothly. Really. You like dislike him when he talked to us two years ago that he was his so far vast, you know, knowledge base right ninety baseball. You know, smart with doing business strategy and stuff like that. I mean, you see other news like taking off again, he would come. Eleven. I can't believe that couple store just doesn't process in my brain that he's dating jaylo. I actually wouldn't marry Rivera was there might have been full timers or something. He was just around the team and he got to meet jaylo the first time. I was just what a world that we got married when are shaken j.lo's hand like I just never thought it would ever go to..

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"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"j.lo" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Second part this question, what is a-rod like in real life? Because he's my hero. We got Gary with us. Now he's been all right. He's, he's really, he's. He's been really good. He's actually catching me today, so nice assigned to get the to him. Don't throw anything in the dirt. Okay, don't it'll be laugh at that. So that's shit smaller. So Gary, really cool. We had the nocco that, hey. I don't think much his translators really cool. I mean, he he's really nice and then era era once I don't know, you met does. Yeah. Last year. I mean, he was he's really nice and cool down are kinda guy. I think he's like a, I think he's like a baseball like genius. Anyway. He's really smoothly. Really. You like dislike him when he talked to us two years ago that he was his so far vast, you know, knowledge base right ninety baseball. You know, smart with doing business strategy and stuff like that. I mean, you see other news like taking off again, he would come. Eleven. I can't believe that couple store just doesn't process in my brain that he's dating jaylo. I actually wouldn't marry Rivera was there might have been full timers or something. He was just around the team and he got to meet jaylo the first time. I was just what a world that we got married when are shaken j.lo's hand like I just never thought it would ever go to..

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