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"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

WGN Radio

01:49 min | 5 months ago

"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

"Firing a pass up ice. Look out. Here's Robinson into the Hawks, Another right wing cut by Stillman and pushed in behind the Hockney had a great defensive play by Ryan Stillman. I'll pass up the right wing to docket center ice. You're playing it down the right wing corner jackets own carpenter got it. There drove it around the boards. This center ice jackets, all claiming too many men on the ice against the hawks. But no call me if there was some confusion there, But David Camp and Duncan Keith both jumped on the ice, and they touched the puck there that I think the Columbus Blue jackets. Not. There was too many men, but it was a Ford and a defenseman, replacing the two guys there, so it wasn't too, guys. Jumping on two different positions. They're so not too many men on the ice. Donna Murphy with the puck along the right boards hot zone, passing up the right wing carpenter, its center ice Senate across the rink. Duncan Keith has the hustle over to chip it down to the paint. The Blue jacket. Blue line. Excuse me back in the jacket. So now Alexander Texi a between the circle will carry the center ice pass Conley and then over the hotline given 11 and near the left point. Fires a shot and that taxi on the way by he goes down in a heap along the near boards. Duncan Keith. Meanwhile, behind the Hawk net Senate pass up the right wing too strong. He sent it in over the jacket line. To sooner, he does a spin and put it over in front of the net for Hagel, but the puck to flex office stick to the board's Hagel got it back. The Han left point over the counter right point hammers a shot that missed the net. Park rides around the Strom Bennett left point to the Han. Well, sling the puck over to the right wing corner went Kalma racing in to get the pot has it behind the net, leaves it for strong. He's checked. New York Strand takes the puck York Strand back of the jacket. Net. Will pass out the line, a jacket lining the right wing and he'll lumber through center ice and put the fucking over the Hotline Domi beside the right circle. So the slot lining trying to get himself some room ends up giving it over to dummy. He fires it over to Gavron cough in the.

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"ice donna" Discussed on Joey's Totally Tech

Joey's Totally Tech

08:17 min | 6 months ago

"ice donna" Discussed on Joey's Totally Tech

"Welcome to the. Joey's totally tech podcast. I'm joey k goal antonio garra and it's been way too long and i know i said i was going to put out an episode march. I that didn't happen. We've had all sorts of stuff going on as far as our schedules and whatnot. I've actually had some web development work i've been doing and i've got a client coming back possibly for maintenance warm so that's excited for me. Yeah i've been I mean. I've got a new job. I think i mentioned it last time. We podcast in a lone surfer one main financial. So i get to work at home. It's nice i have a nice comfy recliner like it's like a movie theater style leather recliner. It's so nice to see how the yeah so that's going well. Oh also Lisa and i went on vacation last week. We went to the outer banks north carolina for those that. Don't know ed right. Yes we went to nags head and for those that don't know what the outer banks are. There's barrier islands on the coast of north carolina that You know keep the on the northern tip like near virginia. So it's kinda like around the norfolk kitty. Hawk area right. Yeah we were Yeah we are kind of on the northern side of the Outer banks for short. It goes off from southern southern north carolina to northern north carolina. But i think a lot of people think like cape hatteras nags head kitty. Hawk that because the northern tip yes and that's like further away from the mainland like you go down to the southern part where like indian beach atlantic beach that some people don't even consider about the outer banks i do but i i've actually never would kitty hawk one time when i was That was right after. I graduated high school. So that was two thousand three. Got him old but Yeah that's the closest ever been to the outer banks so never much. There was a lot of refreshments at the beach. That you're you know what i'm saying. Oh yes so anyway tonight i. I apologized for the march. First step said not happening. I also apologize. If i sound a little tired or worn out. I don't think i do. But i had a more intense. Taekwondo class session tonight than what i have had I guess i'm a little bit higher rank now than i was before the workout is more intense and the one white belt and class was actually younger so she could handle the more intense. The older people you know But yeah i'm high yellow belt now and there were like Our engine i think a greenbelt in a red belton class so it's like workout was a bit more intense and what i've been used to in the class so far but that's a good thing you got a picture body beyond the limits exactly. I agree otherwise. I would consider the school Dow jo- and that's definitely not mc doja is a also a scam is what it would be if they did that. Workout intensity and so that is remind discount funny story saas this podcast a couple of years ago. This comedian was on there. I forget who he was but he was talking about like his whole family tocado together like when he was growing up right. Yeah and in a word to like you know black belt you had to beat someone else. Who was a black belt. And like i guess a fight or whatever you call and so what his mom with up to get her black belt. The said say like made her fight the comedian. Who was her son why he like and he liked destroyed her. She got all mad about it. Yeah it probably idea. Say what i think. He was upset with her about something at the time. I'll get outta my. Apparently she was a nice woman but now that's just one person's opinion i don't know she is or not. I just thought that was that all right. I would probably fell him though because that would probably be a misuse of taekwondo. If easy is just because he was upset with her why think the actually well. The reason i brought up is actually was. I think the doja was like a scam. Because he gave his ideas. He gave the mom with the black belt. Anyway i'll go. He paid them. I don't care who's your black belt. Having such really the reason why. I brought it up because of that art. But the dude beating up his mom was kinda just. That's crazy When i took taekwondo as a kid For black belt You had to break And i never got black belt as a kid but you had to break a cement slap a while. My mother did i. I never did i. I got intimidated and last house watched now. Actually i was watching What is it karate kid to the other day. And they're showing for being where he frigging shops. The ice blocks and half right. I would find that easier to the summit slap. I think it might be. Yeah but depends on the ice though. It's really hard. Maybe not so easy. Maybe if it's like vanilla. Ice donna is all right but you. We talked about about scams tonight. Subject is scam baiting. Particularly scam baiting on mike twitch in youtube you might have seen scam bait videos from like Boga trilogy media some others I will mentioned here in the podcast at something that i've been considering doing really want to quit the podcast. However i want to branch out and mike keep everything under the. Joey's totally tech rela. I want to maybe like tried my hand out a law Scam baiting at some point. What what do you think antonio. I think it sounds like fun. Actually i've done a little bit of scam baiting. My free time. When i was younger i usually like to You know you get those calls for like your homeowner warranty your warranty. I guess what those peter a good with their whole pitch and stuff like that yes. Yeah yeah i guess. I've done a tiny bit myself a telemarketers. I don't know if they were scammers. When i was a kid but telemarketers call. And i would tell they would ask for my parents. I tell the telemarketer that My parents are abducted by aliens. And i don't know in the back and then now i get those car. Warranty calls I tell them you know. I didn't 'cause i don't have a car. I take public transit right and I tell them. I didn't even know i had a car. Can you tell me what make a model. My car is when they asked me for the baker bottle and they hang up so when you get those ones and they're like oh like if a yoshikata card number we can maybe get you another credit card with lower straight already mike. My credit card number the last digit. Yeah already began barbosa mess look at different digit time and after these like from report times to kind of get the or he was good to classic air horn. Your the air horn. You'd be like hey. Can you hear me okay. Media has done that airport. Yeah that's Let's give stop. We might have to try that time. yeah i was gonna say something else in it slipped my mind but here we go. This is joey's totally tech today..

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"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

WGN Radio

04:53 min | 8 months ago

"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

"The TV monitor, and they just came out of the break showing the six men on the ice. I mean, it wasn't even close. There were six men, Fogel blue wheel trying to get back off the ice on then John was saying, I'm not sure that was offside. What? You've got referees now making the calls on the lines. You don't have that extra set of eyes to see too many men on the ice. So a couple breaks, maybe going in favor of Carolina early on there with the missing linesman Tony Sericolo, who Has not returned to the game after taking that slap shot off the foot from Dougie Hamilton. How to break it. Anderson Hurricane zone off of a pass from Cuba leak to bring it top of the left circle tried to send to the puck batted away to center ice and terrifying and we'll stick it across the rink into the near side. The Hawks zone. Kubelik handling it, putting up the right wing side too strong, too big Nikita J'adore off lumbering into the hurricane and trying to work it toward the net. Had it knocked off his stick hole grabs the Puckett center. Racing into the hogs over J'adore a condom and smothered him like an overcoat on Ah, who gave up the puck. But then cane's get, in fact to refine it in the high slot Senate in on goal in a six state made by Lincoln and Pakistan, spun all the way down by the door Often icing called here to hawks. They could've bumped that fucking the middle the ice. He had Stroman Patrick Kane on a two on one But you have to win that Thailand just chip it out. Whatever you need to do with you and Martin actually on the boards that had to throw that one by, but if he just chips out into the middle of the ice, Stroman Patrick Kane a two on one Morgan Riley. You're all comes back to slave and left point fires a shot that it traffic on the way in cane's Get it back. Hamilton hammers one from the right point blockers saved by linking it and the puck tumbles out of the zone of few feet. Center ice Veshnyakov shot into the hot blue line. And yet, Marcus right there to stick it down ice into the hurricane and and icing is going to be called here. Your suitor came off the Hawk bench and race down into the hurricane zone to try and eliminate the race to the dots. But the one linesman makes the call was that I think there was strong that was heading off the ice and Dylan Strome. You gotta keep your eye on the puck there. He the puck was basically back at the Blackhawks blue line there and he was heading off the ice. If he had awareness and was looking what was going on in the ice. He would have to break away because he had his back turned to the puck. That one right behind him. The draw always keep your eye on the play. You're off to the right of Lincoln and one by the Hurricanes, Niederreiter guns it in front near the left point in and out of Lincoln and gloves. You suitor from the left wing boards drops the puck between the circles to shut door off. We'll move to center ice. Set it off the boards into the hurricane in quick pass now by the Hurricanes need a writer head Potro check over the hot blue line. Right wing side suitor doubling back, took it away. Center bouncing puck that Hamilton could not corral at the right point. This flips out to center ice. Hamilton grabs it there in front of the hurricane bench and sends it down the boards behind the hawk yet Han there, the former hurricane passing on the left wing Yan Mark front of the King's bench at center ice. Had it knocked office. Stick down the boards into the Hawks on Murphy. I'll chase it down back in the net, then out to center ice. Donna Murphy. Pass on the left wing for Yan mark into the hurricane zone, but it was knocked off the stick by Fleury head to center Iisten Aegis in front of the hurricane bench. He'll stick it down the boards behind the net Lincoln and place it into the near corner to Mitchell. Poking up the right side, but it's knocked down where the baseball swing by Gardner And then The Han slung at the center, Isis knocked back to the Han Tomahawk zone. He spends the puck over to Mitchell passing up the right wing Patrick Kane, short of the hurricane blue line, need to flex the puck down to the right wing corner in the Carolinas own Aidan Floreal stick it back up by sending the Hawkins Duncan Keith, trying to avoid Jordan. Martin took on is able to move in a wall along the right boards to Mitchell and a pass up ice for Soderbergh reflects it down in behind the hurricane net. I'm or left it for shade quick pass around of the right wing to terrify Nin. Handed off the focal who sends it to the left corner. Hawks down Mitchell put it over to the far corner and then swept back in front, like Caroline and Mitchell picks off the past. Moving in ahead. Curry chef to haggle over the hurricane line, He'll fire from the right circle just wide of the far post. Caroline, on the other way into the hot zone and doubling back wish adore off to bump him off the puck. He had one hand on his stick. Now, here's a break for Hagel on rolls up, pissed equated in behind the hurricane. That was actually a bad changed by the black Hawks on the line change. The door of came on the ice, and he was in panic mode, and he only had one hand on the stick, trying to chase down, terrified and got a hold of him and smothered him up. Suspension, a cop driven into the boards by building and she spun it in behind the Hockney and up the far side..

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"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

WGN Radio

03:25 min | 8 months ago

"ice donna" Discussed on WGN Radio

"Of Jeremy Collison and Tortorella, who's trying to Uh, mix and match here in this first period. Shots on goal. 33. That's your cane boy. He's been all over the place as far as his positioning, double shifting last game playing. 27 plus minutes in this one already almost 6.5 minutes. He lined change for the Blackhawks. That line change powered by points Bet sports book Now the Han shovels, the puck tor the line, but not out. Held in by Kuchen sticks into the right wing corner. Calvin to Han there Waves it behind the net. Mitchell hit along the far boards lost the pot. Carpenter can't clear it out whom General stick it down behind the hawk yet Into the near corner goes the Hans got it had the carpenter over the jacket line left point trying to squeeze a pass through, taken away by deals out of taking back my carpenter over the jacket line down the left wing. Tried to backhanded in front for Hagel past never got through and then camp takes a pass from carpenter and fires from the left circle. That never got through to the net. Mitchell, backing up to the deep slot will fire a wrist shot that deflected wide. Here's Carpenter in the left wing corner on the right wing corner jacket zone. Had the puck lost it. The Jackets will get it back bills out of waves across the rink to Cam Atkinson, who in turn flips it into the hot zone. Quick line. Change for the Jackets. Quick Pass up by Spike Carlson to Kubelik at the jacket, Blue line. Sends it into the left wing corner for Soderbergh. Soderbergh had a stick lifted by Gavron cough. The blue Jackets. Take it back and then give it back. It's sloppy. It's chaotic hockey right now. But this is effective for the Columbus Blue Jackets. He'll take this all night. They will want nothing leave. Here's Garrick offer the pass ahead. Charlie Nash had a stick lifted its center ice lost the puck. Soderbergh tried to get to it. Hot line left wing put bounces off his stick into the air shot back to retrieve it will put it down to Keith in the corner. Carlson behind the net to Keith near Corner again, passing up the left wing Andrew shot center ice. Its current chef with a pass over the jacket. Line down the left wing to the corner, waves it behind the net. Dylan Strome put it out in front show of the shot in a pad save made by Corpus sallow good chance for the Hawks. Not a center ice up The left wing Robinson dumped the puck down behind the hawk. Yet York strands got it Left circle tried to center that's into the skates of one of the blue jackets, Murphy with a pass up the right side. Cane, too strong hotline to show over the jacket line down the left wing sharp waves it down behind the net. The Kane tried to leave it behind the net extended for strong Varinsky took the puck away for the jackets had this Seth Jones. He coughed it up to Patrick Kane, who in turn lost it. The center ice Donna Murphy's got the puck ahead of the Hawk Blue line. Even if the Han Hawk Ryan left wing to show he got a little bit ahead of the bucket, the jacket line and the puck is knocked away. Cain took it back at the line. And flips it back to the hotline to the Han Hawks regroup again. Murphy Hotline right wing to Yan Mark over the jacket line left point right backhand it toward the net picked off by Tex ea. Spends it behind the net to Jones. He'll clear the center ice. Murphy took it back at the Hawk Blue Line shot into the jackets line. Liam Foodie will flip ahead down into the jacket's own or rent skis. Got it is the horn sounds.

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"ice donna" Discussed on Focus On the Family Daily Broadcast

Focus On the Family Daily Broadcast

08:13 min | 9 months ago

"ice donna" Discussed on Focus On the Family Daily Broadcast

"And here comes the scare baby. My big sister barkley. I'm not and go a lot further than you did. You're just getting a big head because you got that big college scholarship and they're having a big party for you later. Big deal jealous. Yeah right. we're here at the poking berry falls winter olympics and jimmy barkley has just set. The world's record in polk berry falls at four sledding down butters hill and halfway across the ice of violet lake to. Where's my marker. Oh the big oak tree of no fixed name and the question on everybody's lips can't donna. Bartley beat jimmy's record. No sweat be careful. Watch stewart dot is going to slide down the hill. Here i go. Yes but can she be. Jimmy's record wabe she beats jimmy's record. As as she's broken through the ice ladies and gentlemen broken through the ice donna donna. I'm all right. It's not deep. I just got my sleeves wet. We'll be careful. Don't catch a cold to me you up. Let's see about that snowman okay stewart. Okay mommy daddy. Complying this noah fast because he has to talk to mr lionel about things at the church in a big car and yes in the big car. It's called a limousine is he. Has such a big car. Because mr lionel has a lot of money and can afford to have a big car. We don't have a lot of money. No stewart we don't okay now it's my turn go ahead. Why wrap some rocks up in snowballs. What's this you need more money for music. It's not like we have a choir anything. I need sheet music for the specials. Occasionally do special. You and your family occasionally do we sing. Because we can't get anyone else to music livens up. The service helps the worship. You're not paid to be a canary. George no sir. I'm not just item here. The christmas banquet. But you know every christmas. We have a banquet for the homeless and the unemployed. The people who can't afford to feed themselves a nice chris meal a lot of money son. But it's worth it. We think not only does it. Give them a hot meal but i think it feeds them a little hope to. I'll be honest with you. Charge haven't been terribly happy with your work. Here is a pastor. Come up with programs like this. Don't come close to paying for themselves and what happens. You come back to me crying for more money. I'm not crying mr lyons you're begging. That's a whole lot worse. All i'm asking for is another months worth. Have you put any real pressure on the congregation to increase their ties. Times are bad. A lot of those people are out of work last night. My problem but it has to be somebody's problem. Otherwise what good is a church. An excellent question. I just don't understand you mr lionel. You have no family no children. You can't begin to spend all the money you've got so i suppose i should give it to a lot of miserable failures like the church to spend it for me your head elder. If we can't turn to you than who can we turn to another excellent question and that leads to my real purpose for this meeting. I have come to the conclusion that this church is not necessary to this town. People want to go to church can drive over rupert. Not town has plenty of them and they are thriving. George you understand the concept of a thriving jerk. I'm doing the best i can. But we're a small congregation. You know that there's only so much. I can do draw people in. It's not good enough. George frankly i am tired of keeping the church financially afloat. I've better things to do my money. And the land what you have better things to do with the land the churches sitting on it and make a nice addition resorts. Golf course. wouldn't it. What are you implying. I'm saying that you have a lot to gain if you close down the church. You won't everything else around here. Why not that too. I may as well on it too for all the money. I keep pumping into the thing. Forgive me but i thought you gave as a matter of duty. Tithing back to god part of what he's given to you. I don't mind tithing to god. But i'm getting fed up with supporting the rest of the lazy rabble around here. Who won't pull their weight and i don't think you're helping things at all. Wait a minute hold on mr mantle. You can say whatever you want against me. I mean why ever came to this town. I still don't know but when you talk about the people the congregation like they are nothing but rabble. We'll just because they don't have money like you do or drive around in a big limo or run a resort. That doesn't mean they're lazier. Don't pull their weight in the time i've been here. I've seen people who were hard just to survive. They give the candidate church not from their surplus like you but from their hearts so just remember that this rabble. You're talking about your fellow. Christians were good and decent and caring. But that's not good enough for you. As to you warped frustrated rich old man their sheep but in my book they're men and women of god loved by him and willing to do their best for him with what little they have. Which makes them richer than you'll ever be. Santa metal hogwash. I'm not interested in your book. All your dramatic speeches. I'm talking about the shirt. I know exactly what. You're talking about mr lamb now. If you'll excuse me i was waiting for. I'm not bailing you out this month barkley. Have you can't pay the bills that you'll have to close the church down the understand. You don't have duck close. Serve the remainder of george george over here. Come help build a snowman daddy. Everybody but i think i'll walk over to the church from and sierras. You have to now. I think better well. We'll meet you at home later. Oh and don't forget to bring home a wreath belus lsu here. Oh hi esther what is going on here. I didn't expect you back today. I thought you were sledding with your family. I wasn't till mr lionel showed up. Forget about that. what are you doing. Looks like a tornado. Went through this place where we robbed. No actually i. I did this. I i lost something. What the deposit slip for the eight hundred dollars. I thought i put in the bank last week. i don't understand. I thought i deposited the money. The bank statement came and it wasn't on there so i called them and they had no record of the deposit at all checked everywhere. So i've been looking for. The deposit slip isn't possible. I'm sorry pastor. I i think i deposited the money. I think i mean where else would it be. But i can't find that slipped. I'll help you work for. Maybe maybe maybe it's my bookkeeping. I never said. I was a good treasurer for the church. They voted into the position. When i was out of town remember. So sorry i feel alright. Alright let's let's think about this. We'll go over everything you've done. Such took the money to the bank. Okay okay so you stopped to buy some gum and then you went to the bank. I think so. Maybe i don't know maybe it was a lollipop instead and i don't care about what you bought helps we've got to find the money. Don't you understand. You can't pay our bills this month are you. Shooter didn't hide it somewhere. Maybe in a secret place. I've gone over the whole entire town pastor even places that have been locked. Ever since i lost my pilot's license hanger for the listen to me. Lsu have to think sink. I can't think.

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"ice donna" Discussed on My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

13:03 min | 1 year ago

"ice donna" Discussed on My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

"From up above Which is just a taste of the comedy. Three banding Love having fun with my buds. I don't know but it's a trying to look and see what it is but this guy's like a really. I think he's stashing them. I think that that you just collect them in probably doesn't WANNA creep out people that come over to his house but it is strange. Yeah I mean he might just take them all down when he's alone and kind of like put them around him. Just be like you know. I got a bunch of towns. Is He in trouble for it? That's a great question. Is it illegal to take tongue from his personal property taking from the university? Got My teeth. Knocked out I wanted to keep my t. Tell us about that story. How'd you get them knocked out Kristen? I like wine and Iceland island up to wine country and I'm going to be safe for into the bike. I fell off it onto your face and put your hands out. Put Your hands out but I I I broke with my face and when I opened my eyes it pulled. Three teeth does matter. I wanted to keep those t sure. Yeah and the dentist that I couldn't because it's like basically like a cadaver part at this leg belongs to the state the word. Whoa WHOA. I did your teeth immediately. Belong to the state once. They hit the pavement. That doesn't seem. I think this guy wanted to keep your fucking t is being an ajar above his bed in a crawlspace that's weird. I don't think that that's true at all that it becomes part of the State. That is really this dude. Got Your teeth somewhere. Yeah this also away at this point you think so maybe now oh you know what we should ebay. Kristen Schaal teeth grind the teeth and use them as density for other injuries. Merck's nice too so but I remember when you had that and then you got three for me before you got like your permanence and you had just this thing where you could just remove all three of your front teeth. His it was so funny it. Let's find and I and I was about to shoot an I shot two three two or three episodes of last man on earth before I got my permanent teeth so I was working with that and I I showed will and is like I think we should put this before. You have to get your teeth and filmmaker love. She's like when one more thing and she hops out and that's that's what his life is but didn't didn't see that so it was funny because you at first when you show me that I was like Kristen. Looks like white trash which I never thought and then I was hanging out for another half hour. I was like no. She looks like a four year old. It looked like a key it without it was so fun to watch you drinking. At that time I was like look at this toddler giving drunk. That's the thing it gives you instant youth. Yes if I feel myself getting old I'm GonNa get these implants out. Yeah Yeah just get them removed. They can unscrew them right. You did for the hangover. There's a one of the movies. He's missing to over his his implant. Oh really that's like legit. I always thought that that was you know an effect now. Oh Wow so for all you. Tv or movies barring actors producers. I'm I can take out my teeth too. So that's one more. If you WANNA real weird look pretty cheap to get there early. The makeup charity. Thank you Chris and you want another story yes please alright but going back to the to the Tom Guy Yeah is he under arrest or like I think he was under arrest Shia. So there's an investigation into why he has these tongues potato no yet they don't know and when they find out. I mean I thought you were going to launch into a different crawlspace. When I saw the Pie I thought for sure but I mean should I tell the story? Do you want me to tell stories I one. I think you've got to bring out the hit so people WANNA listen to the second all right so I discovered masturbation yes when I was twelve years old of course is it late. Islas whacking off. At least you are the most creative master baiter ever heard of in my entire life. You tell me about our long jerk off trips that you would go on in your bedroom. I was always fascinated as you really go. There was a great imagination. Even Obama Sleep and if you have a vibrator it's just like there's not a lot of work involved. Yeah it's just there other go vibrator well. Yeah twelve years old and also what you have a question. I don't have one on listening to your story. I I'm surprised that you started masturbating earlier than Twelve Colorado. On a farm thing girls discover their bodies earlier. You think so. I know so you know so start. That's another story. Anyway I discovered. It's a long story and I'll shorten it as much as I can. I discovered masturbation all right at age twelve while eating McDonald's Apple Pie and taking shit and that is part of the story. Lou asked for this story. And now you'RE GONNA shame body not body. Shame it's It's it's eating Shane. It will that was a classy move on my heart. Had to take this shit up eating collard on a polished off. Some sweet Mickey D's and then retired to the commode with just a hot steaming. Hot Apple Pie. Why wouldn't you just take a minute? Take Your poop and then enjoy your pie with out. The poop. Fumes coming up mixing that with the Cherry twelve rush. Yeah Yeah are you in a rush for. I don't know but I mean maybe television was starting soon. Okay you know so anyway and also I was like twelve. I didn't know what sex I knew that sex was a thing but I didn't know what it was. You know had recently just found my uncle's playboys and cut just the breasts out of every photograph of normal and then tape them to my wall underneath the poster. That was a photograph myself at age. Five that said wanted dead or alive two and then I would charge children. The neighborhood quarter to stare at the see of disembodied breasts realizing early on the brass without women are very disturbing quieter. A quarter money. I mean like it was time you know so it was like what are these twelve years old at twelve year olds have access to a quarter? And so then. Yeah so I was taking shit eating this guy. I mean that's like people take a shit now and look at their iphones. Yeah you eight Pie. I was eating pies and it was just like a sleeve of Pie. You know. Similar shape is similar shape And embarrassing enough the whole I get it out and put it in essentially making my body like a reverse human straw and then I got a boner as you want to do when you're twelve and eating trip While you're taking a poop I guess so when I was twelve because like Boehner's just you know they they show up unexpected when you're twelve just like we haven't sex yet. No I'm still sticking around. And so that was like the Eureka moment where I just flipped upside down and stuck my Dick and it was a bit too hot. I I did burn the tip of my penis a little bit and then it fell to good kept going. And here's where it gets weird. Kristen four than normal okay. Hundred percent for the next six months. I thought this was the only way you could master being so I became obsessed with going to McDonald's would always be like no. We have got to go to McDonalds to day run upstairs jerk often these pies and then throw their corpses into the eaves of my attic. Where I'm sure they're still there to this day because I was filled with preserved. I mean so many and we saw that house like twenty years ago so that family has a real weird raccoon problem now Kurt offspring and on that story. Let's take a break now. Let's take a break for ads or just music. You'RE GONNA get ad on your own from all the way around and we're back Kristie when here story. Oh absolutely I love stories duck. This is from the New York Post. This duck has traumatized. Duck has traumatized penis removed after nonstop. Sex Okay This is a UK based duck Who was forced to have? His penis surgically removed after it became infected due to his insatiable sex. Drive the ducks name. Is Dave ensure Dave's owner Josh Watson of Torquemada Torquay Devon with Torquay Torquay? I don't know just in the UK and Utah said his NYMPHOMANIAC pet would mate with his female. Companion store. Edith and Fred between five and ten times a day even when it wasn't mating season and it got to the point where his three some partners would wander off during sex and even peck at his Pecker to ward off unwanted advances ultimately the HORNY DRAKE UP AK. Keep him alive. You know we just got. That's the weirdest part is that they just decided to cut this ducks dick off instead of just killing the duck that's working and also they're like duck sticks are weird. They're like that corkscrew shape. Remember I do remember from my time. Watching look wants wine. Let's get into it but I mean I it's finally also I mean. I think that they said like all duck all deck. Sex is like incredibly inherently violent as well because of the corkscrew shape of the penis. So maybe all the ducks ticks off. I don't know he said it. Not Me Pita give them in the second one pro sex four pro everything that's My Head and Boston had a duck as a pet a dog and a duck and at the Christmas party. Wait a duck. Like in an apartment knows a house and he had like a backyard and they had like a little coy pond and I lived in Maryland. I was over there and I was like a duck in his yard. He's like yeah. We found the egg. And we raise we incubated it stuck hatched. We thought it was a swan or something and wait. What job is this? Because he's your boss. What he owned a chain of bike shops called bike doctor. They're they're probably seven or more in. And he was the main dude he was the original founder. And then you franchise him out and so I was sixteen. I was excited party and it was all adults and there was a solid duck and the dog. They're like best friends in the backyard. This is great and then I gather like friends I hang out and then I went back there for Spring Party. And I'm like where's the document like? Oh the dog killed the duck native and I was like yeah. This was coming like we should have seen this coming. It was a problem great spring. Love that guy. I love like just imagine finding an egg and then going to. I'm going to keep this egg warm just to find out what's inside of it like it's fun. He could've just been heating up at an egg that you could eat. It could have been a dinosaur. And they're exactly. There's a mail order company in this. I think we should start mailing border. Random egg you don't know what it and then send a little blanket and little red light little and you just incubated and then you have to raise whatever it comes out. Rattlesnake people love people love surprises of Wyoming. Kristen and Ice Donna. You would have done that. If you're ordering agin raises we would look chicks..

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"ice donna" Discussed on KDWN 720AM

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"ice donna" Discussed on WTMJ 620

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"ice donna" Discussed on WTMJ 620

"Forty five Jeff WTMJ? Now, I will say that. If you talked to TV news directors they will say, well, look, we have this weather coverage. But we're we're we're not hyping it. We're just doing we're giving viewers what they want. And if the viewers the people that are taking this in if they can't figure out how to process it it, it's not our fault. And that's why like for example, when whenever we do this stuff. I know there's people in the hospitality industry. You know, people who run restaurants and stuff we're going. Oh my gosh. You know, if you tell people it's gonna snow does that mean that they're not going to go out, and they're not going to go out to fish rise on Friday nights. Which is one of the reasons I say, well, I'm going out to dinner tonight. I have no intention of changing my plans for one four seven nine nine one six twenty. What drives you nuts about severe weather coverage? Let's start with Richard and Milwaukee. Richard your first good afternoon. How're you doing today? Richard the biggest problem I got with the weather and the way the. The forecast is doing this. They never really give you any information. They dance with you. Let me get back to you in a few more minutes. I'll tell you what's going to go on after the next break. I'll tell you what's. And they never do like like teases to keep you hanging on their here. We're going to tell you what's really going to happen in eight minutes, hang on past the commercials and things like that. So for a living, and you know, me of all people got to know what's going on. And I can watch it on TV to get. Well. Well, again, it's part of the problem, and I m sympathetic to some of the issues that come on with find to predict the weather around here because you've got a big area. You've got this thing to our east called lake which does has lake effect. And it does change the dynamic and a few miles one way or the other can can make just a huge difference. So I think it's difficult to predict these types of things at the same time. I do think collectively we have over the years become whether weenies in the sense that going back to my basic premise that we do snow Neely well here, I mean when you get a prediction of a few inches of snow or even five or six or seven inches, which is a significant snow event. I I'm not downplaying it. But for for most people, it's not going to be the end of the world. It's not going to all come at. Once. It comes over a bit of time. And yes, you're going to have to shovel your walks. And yes, you're going to have to have your driveway plowed or plow your driveway? But you're going to be able to get around. Unless there's something really extreme you not going to be in life threatening situations. Do you have to take your time on the roads? Absolutely. And if you've got really really far to go, maybe you want to delay something. Yeah. That's okay. But you know, really three four five six inches of snow. It's it's a Tuesday in Milwaukee four one four seven nine nine one six twenty Jeff regarding a storm coverage, my wife, and I always remount the TV when they go to a hardware store and ask the manager. What people are buying for the storm. No crap. People are buying shovel salt and snow-blowers. Of course, that's what they're doing that that is that is sort of an observation there. Yes. Let's go to the hardware store and see what people are buying. That's kind of like, gee, it's ninety five degrees in the fourth of July people are buying ice. Donna in cedar Berg WTMJ. Hello. Hi, thanks for taking my call. For me crazy because you would think this is a weather phenomenon at talking that never happened here or so it it just doesn't happen. And it happens every year it snows you live in the mid west. You know, what to do? Hello phone is gonna get here. How much we're gonna get get approximately. That'd be right. Yeah. I mean, I understand that. There's you know, it's one of these things where if we're looking at at Ed again blizzard sorta situation, well, it's going to be two feet of snow, and it's going to be followed by zero degree weather. I I mean, I understand but again for a lot of these storms. They are what I would describe as what you're talking about too. Is that typical their ordinary snow events four inches five inches even six inches of snow? It happens and for most of us. Well, you know, it's just kind of live with it. And you just adapt you live in Wisconsin. For goodness sakes. I actually feel sorry for some of the news anchors because they don't want to be talking about it either. You can tell that they think it's stupid. Well, thanks to call down who you really should feel sorry for you feel sorry for the TV reporters. And and I always I you know, I used to used to be on TV news everyday doing doing something. They haven't done that for a few years. But the poor TV reporters, if you if you think there's all this glamour in this. Well, okay, talk to them after they've stood by after they've stood by a roadside for about the second or third time at a truck stop and find a lack or wherever, you know with the wind blowing saying, well, it's snowing out here there goes assault truck. If you think there's any sort of glamour and TV news just talked to somebody after like the second or third or fourth up promote that they've had. Yes, everybody knows that it's snowing. Everybody knows that it's a little bit crummy outside and everybody knows that. Well, you should take certain precautions, and nobody is Justin. Otherwise, it's. Just it's not a blizzard four one four seven nine nine one six twenty. Let's talk to Joe in manitowoc, Jillian WTMJ. Hello. Thanks for the lying. Your gesture unbelievably the without question the most over hyped business. There is I swear to God three to five inches. Wisconsin snowflake. All five inches. This is like nothing now, I don't even think about my snowblower until he gets the ten and the other thing they just told me is that these television stations or one more Green Bay oriented here. But got five weather guys. What I want to know. It's one of these guys do during the rest of the day. When all we haven't sunshine and seventy five well, I'll tell you what. But but but here's here's the thing. Whether is one thing that is incredibly competitive because and I go back to the start. I mean, just explain the business of this. I mean, whether is something that everybody tunes in four. Maybe you don't watch news as a general rule. Maybe there's a lot of people that are out there like that. But because weather is something that affects us all. Well, then everybody everybody doesn't fact tune in which is why you have again, you know, people who are always on the ready for when there are the bad sorta stories and things like that. And if somebody texting me saying. Well, I mean, you know, you know, this is going to get cold after this and people should take these warnings seriously, and what about people with medical conditions. Well, they they need to be out there shopping now. Okay. I understand that there's always going to be those types of situations. But that's not the norm now, obviously if you have trouble getting out or something like that. Yeah. Maybe you want to go out now, and you want to get arrangements and get a day's worth of food or two days worth of food or whatever if you have trouble or medical conditions. I appreciate all that. But in general, I think the reality is that given these predictions by tomorrow at noon, most people are going to be able to get out of their homes, and they're gonna be able to get to the grocery stores, and they're going to be able to go about their lives. You just need to be smart about it. But we will continue to keep you informed as to what's going on. Because again, there is a huge interest in this. I I understand I just always urge people to well. I mean, keep it all in perspective because sometimes there are truly extraordinary weather events. Oh, we just got two feet of snow followed up by temperatures below zero. That are going to be that way for a week. I get it sometimes old there's been I mean, obviously, tornado coverage or CI. We've just had one of these things where we've got these rainfalls, and you've got all this kind of flooded things like that, obviously, those are the types of things that people really want to be paying attention to. I don't know couple inches of snow. Well, you know, decide your own individual situation. Twelve fifty three Jeff Wagner WTMJ WTMJ's.

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