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Kelly Clarkson to Fill in for Simon Cowell on ‘America’s Got Talent’ After His Back Surgery
"Folks that Simon Cal turned into a star going to be filling in for him this week after Cal Siri's injury since Simon Cowell's will be gone this week from America's got talent after breaking his back during an electric bicycle accident. Kelly Clarkson will take his place is a judge on the show is in the live rounds. Clarkson will sit beside Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara Tuesday and Wednesday. Cal had surgery after the back break over the weekend. It's not clear how long he'll be out. He was a judge when Kelly Clarkson won the first season of American Idol in 2000 to Jason
"howie mandel" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"Adler. I love that voice. Kind of looks like Bobby when I forget about him, he he get him sometimes confused. He looked a little bit like on family guy. The the the baby, didn't he like a little bit like am I getting that wrong? Baseball cap I haven't seen Bobby's world and longtime baby on family guy. Is the one who him? I. Don't think so now. Maybe he looked more like what he looked like a little boy. All American. Yeah, the Bash Yeah like a kid. You would see in like a textbook of just a boy. Yes, yeah, I think I think it's been a while. I've always felt a kinship with Howie Mandel ever since I learned that he was Germaphobe, because I consider myself a bit of a Germaphobe and someone who has ocd I, but find out you're in from him. It's hearing him. Talk about the OCD. My version of it is much less extreme than his which I know, he even he made. It sound like it would technically qualify. Viewers would be. I don't know the I don't know the extent of your. I know you've talked about having Germaphobe but I have legitimate OCD things. Where like what is how? I remember the other night we were at the lake and I know I'm just asked. About this I was like I washed my face the act. Yeah, that's right away. Every time I wash my face. Yeah, that's the exact same lex strokes with my with my hands. I do the same thing I have certain routines that I have to do, and if I don't do them, I feel like I'm not doing it right. If a touch things at certain times, yeah, but he sounds like it's a real struggling gig really. In the back that. Yeah I know but like. I would have a hard time. When he told that the puppetry of the penis guy touching now, I would have a hard time a really hard time touching that, but I would do it. You get over it to get out of the room I would. I'd use my shirt. Isn't that what he did? No, he explained why he couldn't do that for some reason he. I think he started untucked shirt tails and he. Just Open. It. Just do it and they wouldn't let them use done that before i. mean before this whole pandemic, now, of course, everything's changed, but I remember doing that using my shirt, open doors, or to touch buttons and stuff. We definitely if I knew, I was going to be eating something with my hands. You know I I would be very aware. And I remember feeling shame, a degree of shame if somebody will catch me doing it, speaking of germs, yeah, how crazy is puppetry of the Penis Oh my God you? Have you seen it? No, but I've seen it, you have. Always Kinda wanted to. Tickets out way to. No I I saw a video of it somewhere. Some explain what it is. Oh Yeah, Oh, no, no, no I don't know. Everyone knows it was a show New, York. Right and I think he may have started on Australia which. I may be making that up because. As far as I know, it's an off Broadway show. Where Shirley's are known for playing with their peanuts, where men. Manipulate their genitals in different sort of clownish ways like like you're making likes the balloon animals. But not at a kids party right? Were they like? Turn it inside Oh. It's crazy drudge. Haven't you done stuff like that? I mean like. In the way that you know people listening right? Now like? We're probably Mandel has true OCD. Compared how he went to like a real puppet puppetry of the penis. What would you call someone in that? Master puppetmaster of the Penis. Puppet master of his. Own Domains yeah. That's good, but. Denver I mean who hasn't played with you know done shapes and stuff shapes well. You'd see what you can do that. You especially like the woman. The woman, of course, the perse alien brain, the brain that I like the per the where you put everything in the purse. What is that? I'd never heard that. Yeah Furry Murray was the free marine. Is, this a slippery slope. Slippery scrotal slope. Anyway I've always wanted to see that. Surprised, you've never seen it so surprised by that. You know he like peanuts not fascinated by penises. Puppetry new life, you love, Dina Says No, but there's it's. It's actually really I mean this not. Gross way? It's really cool what they're able to do with their things with their schneck. Yeah, it is I would would like to see it at some point. I wish you'd asked him what he would want to replace the handshake with my God I know. That was one of the questions on the list. It's one of the I know. Howie Mandel popular popularized the fist-bump on dealer. No deal. Yeah I always I've always been grateful I want to ask him this, too. If between the fist-bump like between setups on the show, he has to go wash his hands. John I am genuinely so mad at myself that I didn't get into that with you know you guys were talking about the Jordan documentary. He was your both admire I gotTa. Stop talking about that S. Really. Constantly, you were both admiring his, but in this case a ruined interesting conclusion. Because you were talking about he. He was marveling at his drive and his passion and he was saying that basically. That's how successful people. Yeah they're talented, but they also never give up..
"howie mandel" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long
"Are you? I'm on Zoom? I'm in right by. Okay Yeah Nice there. What what are they saying in? LA? No, now I hear three months and I think as singles along were were coming up with terminology, so the stay at home order was about to be lifted for the stay at home order is it has never really been a stay at home mortar? What it's an order, but it's like it's safe home as the weeks go on these kind of loosen up now there's curbside Curbside pickup for a lot more restaurants than there were and the malls, but I think what she was saying. Was You know this is not going to be lifted may fifteenth, and then we can go out. She doesn't see it. Being lifted until August and I would imagine you're part of the country. It's been longer. You're somebody whose name often comes up in my life, because people always tell me that I'm GERMOPHOBIC and I have which I am to a certain degree and I. Have some. I have OCD issues around that and now. I wonder I've had a lot of friends lately. Say to me. You seem to have been preparing for this this time for a long. You know your behavior would suggest you won't be changing that much. When it comes to interacting with people, you know the truth is and. I guess I've I've made it known, and I've been kind of open about my mental health issues in the. End they do show themselves somewhat in the, and that's really a small. That's the. has become more known than any other parties my GERMOPHOBIC. kind of persona, but and people and I jokingly said you know you guys are calling it a endemic. I'm calling it told you. Right right I'm calling it a Thursday. Yeah, I'm not a aside from I feel like the rest of the world is now living differently and I'm. Nothing has really changed for me. I'm not thrilled to have been head of occur. It's tough. It's tougher body, but you know I and many many people deal with mental health issues and I do so. This is kind of a roller coaster. What made you decide to? Because I know you've been open about how? What made you decide to to talk about publicly OCD? I A you know I wrote a book about five years ago. And I and I revealed in my book. I was in about twenty. Some odd years ago I was doing the Howard Stern show. Promotes Whatever I was doing, but he used to have more than one guest on it time and same day he had me on and I was in the studio. Think if I, remember correctly. It was one of the guys from puppetry of the Penis so which one? Do, I know. But. Anyway I don't know why. That makes for Great Radio Anyway, but he was. Beside. The podcast, but at least you zoom. We didn't eat pets so. He was I assume he was from puppetry of the penis because. Onto his penis and he. Making sounds doing these sitting within fifty feet. And part of puppetry of the penis he should have been they would've. It would've made sense. Yes, it, what? Yeah, but anyway as member in. And then he was doing. Various things tying it holding it and but my fixation was the fact that he was just holding his he. has his junk. There was no there is no place. It's kind of the fact and I said I got to stay with my couch. Barcus spot where he went to leave, grabbed the door and he'll door and he laughed. At from that time on my focus was just on the door. And how was I going to get out this? You know, circumvent I. DON'T WANNA. Be detracted by something else I. Forget where all the places which I kind of mark in my terminator. Almost the did that, and I make my way around all these infected areas in my mind, my God. I hear anything Howard was saying it was like one of those scenes from the old. Charlie Brown where they listen. I couldn't hear number finally. I heard all right well, let's it it's it's been great at. So much and I got up and I made my way around where I thought the marks were, and then I got to the door and wearing not unlike am wearing a tee shirt with short sleeves, so I can't figure out how to grab the DOORKNOB. The opening side said to Howard, or whoever was there right beside the doors it can. Somebody opened the door. That guy touched there with his. How tennis hat, so he so they know you open the door I. said nine. Open the door, so I went to go grab at issue. Somebody have a clear they wouldn't. They thought it was funny when they were mocking you. Yet, but I hadn't ever talked publicly owned by about my issues. They know open the door. What are you worried about? We'll just open the door, so they moved the tissues away for me. Then I drive to out might like shirttail open, not another try that. And then I. Don't know if anybody. Here supper, while people listening to from anxiety I started having an anxiety attack, and I couldn't breathe, and I thought I was having a heart attack, and I thought it was going to pass out I just quickly said Howard this is not a joke. I era bist. I go to a psychiatrist medicated. I have something called obsessive compulsive disorder, and this is I'm GonNa. Pass out, and you're GonNa die, so you better open the door, so he kind of saw that I was serious and they got up, and they opened the door, and they let out in the hall, and as I walked out into the hallway. I heard. I thought he had thrown a commercial I thought he had gone to commercial, but they were still broadcasting that whole thing. At what point you realize it's all going out live. Though I realized this was going out live I'm in the hallway. You have to realize that I'm you know I'm a lot older than I'm in my sixties I'm in my mid sixties now..
"howie mandel" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"We're GONNA play the best of the atom cruel show over almost almost eleven years of podcasting. We're doing it clip style. My Name's Chris Locks Mon- executive producer of the Adam Corolla show and with me as always Corolla archivist. kyw Is Superfan. Giovanni thank you Chris for allowing me to take a break from the minds or we keep the archive and if these intros it really means a lot all right. Let's get started with some clips now earlier this This week Vinnie. Torch came in and he was talking about Howie Mandel who he used to train and actually one of our biggest connections to Vinnie. He loved one how he would get drunk on air. Sometimes he's done once at the Canyon Club. And he did during Cinco Damian. Gloria yes this is the one they forgot about so he came on the show. He's talking about how we called me after he had been green. I look at the stuff called men. Korea that talking about the Canyon Club seemed like everyone forgot about me. Cinco de Mayo angry event. That happened at Adams. House may fifth twenty thirteen. Howie Mandel John Popper this was in hospice and the tantrums anchor? Show ten seventy one. They'll came inside atoms Malgosa Pool House and they did a little mini interview with each guest. After the perform live I was there you were there I was I was in the room episode. Ten seventy one two thousand thirteen day may agree. Let's go UH. Yeah.
America’s Got Talent: Gabrielle Union’s NBC Meeting Reportedly Put All Eyes on Simon Cowell
"NBC NBC has now launched a formal investigation into what happened behind the scenes. On America's got talent that's on Judge Gabrielle Union. After a one season run on the top rated competition show following reports of a toxic culture. Union had what she described as a lengthy five hour. Is there any other kind and and productive meeting on Tuesday during which she expressed her hope for real change at the network union and fellow freshman. Judge Julian huff dismissed November. Twenty second second since then claims of off color jokes from guests Jay Leno and concerns over unions hair and wardrobe choices as being described as quote unquote to black have emerged urged shows workplace. Culture prepares to go under the microscope. In the meantime union has received support from former. Gt judges including Sharon Osborne and Howard Stern with the the ladder calling the Simon callow produce talent show a quote unquote boys club and if anyone would know to recognize a so called boys club it would be Howard stern yeah. Stern spent four seasons as a judge on talent. And here's a quote. He says quote he sets it up that the men stay no matter how ugly they are no matter how old they are no matter or how fat they are no matter how talentless they are and that's of course Howard Stern talking about Simon Cowles selection of the judge's panel he went on to say quote he replaces the hot chicks with hotter chicks and younger. Chicks Howie Mandel is doing a fine serviceable job. Why don't they change him? And why don't they change Simon. This is the ultimate example of a boys club. Time's up and other. Prominent actresses and show runners have voiced their support for
"howie mandel" Discussed on KFC Radio
"A i have the menu where you get the howie mandel del sole patch at the same time is that what's happening in my flattered that's as good as a star on the walk of fame is better well how many of you think walked in and got it i don't know i i wasn't i i didn't license it i didn't own it but my son is old and he's right so my son was baited i mean that's the last place you want it to you that you know that's not were you wanna see her father that for you is like yeah what's the problem pal knocker man who's my daddy i think now you know what on earth did you have the the no i know my buddy so if they get i said can you look it up soul patch became on a menu item howie mandel soul patch how would you know how mandela soul patch further lady through ladies you gotta be the one of the biggest honors i've ever heard of mold i you know i think getting a sandwich named after you like your favorite deli isn't honor getting eight awac under the same way way way better than mortal man women die within the sand in iraq on any affiliated in third anything coming up now just made a story out there no idea i wish i brought the menu i wish you were we knew that we were gonna talk about my testicles and that's why we could've told you we were gonna go there yet where we end up talking about things here so quick but we get their land the plane i don't have a lot of time so i'd like to get to i got again trying to limit the time here at places like this right this is a nice place this is not about how long have you been in these big some a month a month there's some look good or bad no i just there's a lot of it's there's a lot of clutter for one month well broader from you'll herrick sir i would've loved the cd moving van from other play well let me throw out almost everything i think it would just like either you the numbers throw anything else i just can't seem carrying a lot of that shit found one will do are they must have been like must be going through hell 'cause when you're moving you get like the couch out you get the best out and you're always like almost done and then you just all the garbage and this takes two days they had probably months worth of damage and have the new tenant they're just spending the day going what's that what's that smell honestly i don't think there is a new tenant yet for that exact reason i think it's largely bill is empty i think people are so not plus melba when people were coming in to look at it and see it wasn't a show play it was not no deal people were riding around on scooters yelling at each other like they're like oh this is a a a daycare center where we're at least a heavy chinchilla just roam free this chinchillas now since residents superstardom he was part of the stanley cup run through saint louis blues right he just became like the super fans right who works here but for a time this chinchilla you should just roam freely about thee office like going.
"howie mandel" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show
"Now back to our show with Howie Mandel. You revealed the CD secret at the time on stern. You knew that he was recording it sounded like, no commercial break. You didn't even know. No, I didn't know that. I was on the so what happened was we were doing not. Unlike we're doing now we're doing an interview and thank you. And. We're we'll probably go to commercial and thank you Howie. And this was a great out. And I got up and started walking to the door. And I thought he was like, wrapping it up and going to commercial. And then I just said to somebody really quietly, can you grab it door. Right. And the guy goes. No. And he goes, what's wrong guy? I don't wanna I don't wanna pitch the doorknob because I think it's probably dirty guy in there, who is tying his penis in knots, and your. Yes, that puppetry of the penis guy prize it. I need that. Yeah. Looked it up. Okay. So there was a guy you know, at the time on the radio when when he was on terrestrial radio. He'd have different, you know, three or four people in at the same time, and one of them was this guy who did weird things with this. Which I still believe probably makes great radio. Yeah. But, but the thing is that he was touching his penis, and there was no place to this infect. And he left before me. And then he wrapped it up with me. And you know that's one of the things you know, I'm like an eagle. I if I see that you touch something that I wanna follow the, the, the trail, if I see you tuck something if I see you even wipe your nose or something. And then I'm like finger the finger and the finger touch the water the water touched. And then you put your hand on the side of the chair. No, the side of you have no idea. I'm always multitasking. I'm not only answering this question. I'm keeping track of every one of your fingers digits where you've put them and then where they go after they've been put. And then I will I go after you leave, I have Lysol and some fabric and clean up after this. You do it or does like someone else to do it. I have my Flavell if your own Flavell play villain comes by good for so anyway, the thing is that so I track the guy's hand to the to the knob and I didn't wanna touch the knob and I was saying to remember saying, Jackie whoever was there, you know, get the door open the door, and he's going, what are you the door from behind his Mike? He goes for dog. I just don't like germs. Can somebody grab it? I was wearing short sleeves. So I couldn't pull down my sleep or anything. I went to grab a Kleenex grabbed the Kleenex box for me. They didn't know how serious it was. Right. Yeah. So, so then he goes just opened the door and I got can open the door goes just opened the door. And then what happened is I started getting a panic attack. And I started breathing, heavy and my heart was pounding. And then I just said, I just turned to them and thinking that he had already through on the commercial, because he was just talking to me. How? Please. This is really serious. I go to therapy for this. I have something called obsessive compulsive disorder. I'm about to pass out if you don't open the door for me now, you'll be calling nine one one and taking me to the hospital, so they opened the door. And as the door closed behind me I can hear them continually continue to talk about. Can you believe it? He couldn't open the.
"howie mandel" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Carrying like a hand Sani sanity sanity sanitary wipes and diaper. Yeah. I remember there's a lot of stories of go into a hotel. You have to bring his own set of sheets, and there's a whole whole thing with him. Right. So in that, you know, that story I do know that story and the thing about it is that tiny Tim's persona. Became a, you know, a picture of our entertainment, you know, his wedding was the number one rated tonight show ever find a clip of that the craze that I know I remember that. But if I sort of I don't remember all, but we did is we said, okay. So he's a crazy character who happens to be in show business. So it was accepted rather than I think in an effort to maybe help him. But you know, where we laughing at him or we laughing with him, you know, Howard would let him tell these stories, and I would hear those stories and go oh my gosh. You know, this isn't I don't know if it's funny as much as it is. This is a human knew what it was like you identified. I would not wear. I don't identify with wearing a diaper, but I did identify with, you know, these are issues, and I don't think there's anybody in this room or anybody listening that doesn't have issues and all we need in life and to be accepting of is coping skills. So his coping skill to be out and about and the meet somebody and get married and being show business and make a living is wearing a diaper and slathering on hand sanitizer and just acting weird that that got him. You know, he lived kind of creative. Here's a here's a statement that I've never thought about, but you know, we're we're kind of inherently cruel sometimes human beings. And when you see somebody who has polio Parkinson's or something in a wheelchair or whatever it is you go. Oh, well that person got or. This person got in a horrible car. Accident are confined to a wheelchair something you don't go. Well, let's make fun of that person. That's that happened to them that en- ask or to happen to them. But when you act strange, you go, that's them. They're doing it. They chose to do it. So we can make fun of them. Because in a weird way. It's like somebody wearing a stupid cowboy hat. We can go. Well, they put it on. And they left the house. And now we get to make fun of acting and everyone gets to go. Okay. We get that. They put on the stupid cowboy gonna make fun of what people don't realize is whether it's Parkinson's polio or whatever's going on inside of Howie Mandel 's head or tiny. Tim's had they didn't choose that. That's just there. But we've decided you've choosed it because that's what you're doing. You're you're the one who's wiping down the handle before you open the bathroom door. But even if they didn't choose it, even if they didn't choose it, you know. If the coping skill and mine is humor or doing. Maybe he just sat down he'd be a sad little man who learned the play the ukulele and and singing falsetto, but then he got on head Sullivan, then people so this got them through life, this paid the rent this paid you can't feel bad about it. But and the idea is not to feel bad each individual person needs to be responsible for yourself, and, you know, going back to the conversation, you your mother's not really, you know, if you have a great mother, I think that's an I do that's an added. But if somebody doesn't have a great mother or a great upbringing, then it's up to you individually to find your coping skill many people find drugs and self medicating, or, you know, tiny tiny, Tim, according to the internet for no medical reason, changed his diaper. Or diaper changed at three to four times a day insisted on plastic utensils in restaurants, walked around with four thousand bucks, stuffed in his shoes ignored medical treatment for diabetes, blah, blah..
"howie mandel" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Hour energy. For more information. Visit five hour energy dot com. In the casinos. They have the dealer no deal slot machines. And I was in another casino. Not this casino a couple of weeks back. This is the true story. Talk about awkward. My wife is with me, and we have another couple couple Lewellen, Kathy and Lewis, Kathy. Go down. My wife calls me and a couple of minutes in my room and says Kathy just hit the jackpot on the deal or no deal machine. She just one ten thousand dollars, and this will change your life. She's crying. I hear the screaming. She says Howie you've got to come down and see this. I put on my code run out of the room. I run down the hall down. The elevator across the casino. I see the lights going off on the machine. I go there. Kathy crying peeling hundred dollar bills giving giving ten thousand dollars. I give her a big hug and everything. And it's all of these lights around me. And I look and people are taking pictures and they're holding up their cell phones. 'cause I just realized they don't know that this is my. My friend. They think that if you hit the jackpot on the deal or no deal. I show. How Mandel presents Howie Mandel at the how we Mandel comedy club available everywhere this Tuesday now back to the Adam Corolla show. Oh, right. Very very funny special. You guys that's your music though. I don't smooth jazz quartet on stage with.
"howie mandel" Discussed on Chicks in the Office
"Your pride and your self esteem through lying and dishonesty I will support you one hundred I support you one hundred percents are going to be so proud today lie. No, no. Well, how do you know what if you find out? They're not your parents be the whole thing's a whole life. Have you done the Twenty-three inmates? I just did this last week. Actually, I did the ancestry. Did you spit into something spit into a tube? It was discussed what you have to do. My dad did what my background is. I did it. But I found that I have a urinary tract. And I'm sorry to hear that weird of spin. Cranberry. I didn't know there were cranberry pills. The fact that you know, that now I'm no little bit too much. We got a little too far. Let's go back to deal or no deal. Are you lying about your action? No, I don't have one right now. Good good. All right. Do you have do you have any say of which contestants make it through? No. You don't know. I have I show up like you show up to the screen. I show up. I don't know them. I not involved in the casting. I'm not even involved in casting, the the models and the ladies I just want it to be like fresh. I wanna show up and we're kinda disappointed hear that. Because reas campaigning real hard to get on the show. Yeah. But see. Has a lot of student loans. She she would be a great contestant. I have a lot of you wanna play the game be case girl. I wanted to be the banker out. No, I wanna play the game. You must have a lawsuit loans. You think you have strategy? The there is there is really I really want. What your strategy be? I'm not going to tell you, my strategy wise. Then you I don't know if you're going to tell the people that dealer, no deal. What if I tell you my strategy? And then I get tricks. Played on me, if I end up on the show, I don't understand how neurotic one person can be one is understand. Takes one to know one. But but can I say something there is no strategy lost? Lost lock. It's betting gambling, right? She's a blur. Blur, my family, huge gamblers. Really you've been on sports. I don't bet on sports on the casino. What's your game? I like playing roulette. So that's kind of the same thing. It's dealer. No deals. You're just picking numbers. You are. So I saw you know, because I very entertaining as well. Yes, they go to Vegas every year. Sometimes multiple times I watched a guy cheating on because I play the casinos. And I have a casino in Atlantic City. The hard rock has the Howie Mandel comedy club where I'm doing my special so not there..
"howie mandel" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"So it was about to leave the business, and I get this bizarre. Call from Michael saying NBC called and they're doing a game show, and they want you to host. And I said, no, no. And I don't know if you remember in two thousand and five two thousand and five no comedian, you know, the last time comedians hosted a game show, and it was good. But it's cades before was Groucho Marx or even Johnny Carson, right? But no comedian had done make oh, this is going to be big. It's going to be NBC's giving five nights to it. And I. No, there's no this. I remember there's no fucking way. The integrity thing integrity. And also when your currency is irony the punchline was, you know, Pat, say Jack nothing against pets Ajak. But you know, sure making fun of the game show host. It was a so out thing. Right. Yeah. So I said I'm leaving. And this is not what I want to be remembered for. I don't wanna be Bob Barker, Michael Fay. So so dollars an episode. Hold on. I'll put Mr. Mandell. No, no. So I hung up the phone, and then they called back, and they said, no, they have to have you they want. They just want to explain it to you can they can you hear the concept for the show. And I know it's a game show. It's a game fucking show. I go by feel good that you Michael of known each other through our kids because he wouldn't have done it. If no no wasn't Michael. So it's my calls back and says the guy says he can't do it without you wherever you are. You don't have to come to them wherever you are. He just wants to show you that. So, you know, I'm a Jerry's deli in the valley was I said, I'm having soup if he can get here before I finish. The soup. He didn't come show me his stupid little game. So rob Smith shows up is a Friday, rob Smith show at a moves my soup, and he's got a card. I have it in my office. He's got a card. It looks like a, you know. Not a talented young child made a an art piece. It's a bad. He didn't go to kinko's like he cut it himself. None of the lines are straight. Yeah. There's twenty six little squares. He said pick one of the numbers. Now, he's playing with me pick a number now pick five more to try not to get your number trying to it's not a good idea. The wizard any trivia now is there any skill. No. And I go, and how long you NBC's going to do this because it's huge all over the world. We have to have you. And we won't do it without you like well. Well. I'm gonna go home. So I left I went home. And my wife says to me are you going to take it? And I said, no. And she goes why? And she's and I said because I think it's the nail in the coffin of my career. I don't wanna do it. She goes where are you? Right. This second. I'm standing in the kitchen talking you where were you at our go. I go at the Delhi by myself having sue she goes that is your career. Just do the fuck just say, yes. So I listen to her iphone the back, and I said, I'll do it. And they said, yes, it had to be you. And I said when does it tape they said Monday, I go. Well, don't you have to build a set they go? It's built I don't you need twenty six models. They go there cast. So how fucking far down the list was I? How many people had said, no. And out of desperation. They got Howie Mandel to do the show, and it was the most. And then I thought I hired a lot of people that you know, I said a Cavs panicked. I go now right to right? I said, okay. So I looked at tapes of Groucho Marx. Yeah..
"howie mandel" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"All right, everybody. And I take out the rubber glove, and I bluffed the rubber gloves. And now, I got the glove inflated on my head, and I I've never such silence. And I think maybe this is a thicker, latex. Yeah. The probably roaring. Everybody's. It's one thing to say something and get nothing back is another thing to be standing in front of fifteen hundred people with a rubber glove in Philippi. Alone. Like, I mean, like, nobody is laughing. Everybody is just wants to shit on you everybody is just like, it's just. Yeah. It just so it pops off my head this islands. And then I go, ladies and gentlemen, in joy missed I Anna Ross and the crowd goes nuts, and I turn around, and I tried to get through the curtain and somebody on the on the other side is holding it. They're not paging it for me. They're holding it close. And I'm gonna let me let me now the the crowd dies down and just turning back. I just wanna fuck in escape, it's like a horrible bad escape room. And let me and I hear the guy on the other side going another five minutes. He goes five more minutes. I turn around. They can't hear and I turn around and go so and I had because I was dying. I didn't have any more mature I didn't have any material begin with. And it was just five minutes a hell, and what I learned was it wasn't two minutes to the end of my act. What I heard is that banging which is somebody walking by because the orchestra was setting up wasn't the signal. I finished early because I had been walking fast. And then I went on the next night and every night it was silent. But I heard one female laughter. And all it was was Diana. Ross used to watch from the side and she loved me alone. And after three weeks of this hell, they go miss Ross would like to see you in addressing when I go my God. Thank god. Just just five fire me, please. Just cut off my nuts. Cut off. My kill me. Shoot me. Just release me. And I walk in. She goes there one of the funniest guys ever saw. I just want you to stay on for. I was so fucking. Horribly to get better. Never not in that. It's right that Albert Brooks bit, you know, the bit we're like, he opened Richie havens cry. Rich e Ritchie in the guy that the stage, you your name Ritchie like, Nope. That they're going to hate you. I know I've had all those horrible the ones that we're thinking about the seventies. Before the club franchises open is a lot of guys were doing those opening bids for musical accent. It's never good. I never hear great stories about oh, I opened up earth wind and fire on the pyramid tour just death the night the week before d- member, I think it was in Chicago somebody got trampled when they opened the door at a who concert twelve people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the earth wind and fire was doing their pyramid tour which was on fire, and they came to Toronto Maple leaf gardens and the and the promoter that day calls me I happen to be in Toronto. He knew I was in Toronto on this town. And he said, I need you to open go. What do you mean, they go well earth wind and fire has a lot of magic in there. Act that Doug Henning member. Doug. Doug Haning did all their pyro, and they would disappear places on stage. He goes we think that we're going to have to open doors a little bit late. We don't want to win where a week within these people that got trampled. We wanna let the audience in what we're going to do what we decided to do is. We'll turn the lights down and we'll continue to set the stage. And we'll give you signal put maybe fifteen minutes. We'll give you a signal, and then you can introduce the band, and this is my hometown. Yeah. Twenty thousand people anyway, I go the lights go down the crowd goes crazy 'cause they think they go, ladies and gentlemen, hometown. Boy, Howie Mandel, but they don't really know me, you know, so I walk out and there's a couple of giggles, and then I start to get dirty because.
"howie mandel" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"You know, I still do like one hundred live dates a year, and you've got that club and AC I have my own club in at the hard rock, Howie Mandel club. That's where I shot this special. I saw but what is what's it? How does that deal work? You put your name on it. You agree to appear. There are certain number times a year, and you have something to do with the booking or no nothing to do with the booking something to do with the prophet. Right. I get a piece of the private, but because I have a special on. I don't wanna go out. You know, I'm going out this month. And I don't wanna do that exact set that you just saw the biggest challenge. So I'm writing. Yeah. Writing today is not like writing before I'll give you an example. This is a piece that I'm working on right now that I that happened last night. So I was I was someplace I was in Bloomingdale's, I was shopping and. I was in the men's section the underwear section. Yeah. And I want to do a bit on that. I don't have a bit yet. But I in it said moisture wyking underpants, sir, and I'm not really sure what moisture wyking is. But I was lying in bed last night. I thought it was a whole bit about moisture wyking and moisture wyking is that it it repels or it absorbs the the moisture. Yeah. Right. And I don't know if Jim close but underpants. Yeah. But my thought is if I should be unlucky enough to moisten my underpants. I want them. I don't want them Wicht. I want them gone. I don't want wyking. I don't like I whipped my underpants. But they're wyking right now. And now, I'm drying, I'm going. So that's the premise of what I was working on. Right. Right. So I used to when I was a younger fella have a pan in a pad beside the bed. And now, I don't know. No, no, no. I have an ipad. Right. So on my on my own on my iphone? I have the notes. And I'll just type the notes in. I didn't have my phone with me moisture balls, right? So I had I had my ipad my ipad, for whatever reason doesn't have my note pad on it. So I thought you know, what I'll do. I'll just this is like two in the morning last night. I'll Email this to myself. So I put down my underpants or all wet I need to take them off. I don't want them wick. I don't I don't know what I wrote. I want them. I don't want them wick. I want them off. I want my underpants off when their went and I emailed it to myself. I thought and if you look at my phone today, I don't have that Email. Yeah. It went on a group Email to everybody I work with that has nothing to do with stand up comedy. So all they got a three in the morning from how Dell is my under pants are wet. I want them off not whict and people have been emailing me all morning on what the fuck..
"howie mandel" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"I would high one time in the yellow pages. I hired a construction worker didn't tell anybody. I hired a company gave my name. So that in math class from the third floor. I saw this guy. I said I want to get a quote on an addition to the library the school at the school. And it was just fun for me to my math. And there's a guy out back with a tape measure and a clipboard you did that I did that. But nobody nobody I didn't share it with an audience. I didn't share it. I didn't have any reason to do this. But the joy like in my own mind. How off I y you know, I'm not really the guy that's has the authority to do this. Right. I sure all the guy and he's there because of me, but. Why not share that with an audience? So everybody can look out the window and he laughed, but they didn't. And then I watched the and I got more excited as I watched the vice-principal walkout. And and what do you do what are you doing? And they said, well, we're going to give a quote who authorized this. I'd given my name which I thought was funny to Howie Mandel. And then I remember we're all sitting in class, and then go could Howard Mandel, please come down to the office. I come down the office face to face with the with the vice principal. He said that you did you hire a construction company and dead pan serious. I go. No, no, no, no. I'm getting quotes. And then I could see like in that time. And it's no context, I'm not a comedian. I'm not in show business. I was never know school wasn't in the school play. Nothing. Could you just wait here? Like, he's handling me with kid gloves like. An explosive, you know, he called my parents, he called my parents in my parents are sitting there, and I was enjoying this again alone. Any explain that, you know, your son called a construction company, and he was measuring. And he's wasting these people's time, and I could see my mother biting her lip because they did have a sense of humor or I don't know that they thought I was doing it to be funny. But for me, I kind of grasped the situation. Like, what does he expect them to say we told him never to get quotes on an addition? So, you know, and eventually, you know, I had behavioral problems they said, and they asked me to leave. And I went to another school to ask me to leave. And you can't doing weird shit, we're shit. But he won't you being made fun of. Yeah. I was you have to realize I tried to be accepted. And then I thought okay, sports sports. But what sport can I get into at reaon touch people. Well, the. He want to add in high school. I was four foot ten I weighed eighty six pounds unique the all I did. But the only I've just a waif I just a little at and the I wanted to get in sports. I wanted to meet a girl, you know. And I couldn't what team I going to get onto. I got on one the wrestling team like an idiot. But I thought if they saw me in a uniform, and I was on a team. I don't I don't think. So now, they give me a singlet. I'm wearing a one piece girls bathing suit. I have curly Brown hair down too much. I look I got a little girl high and for a guy that doesn't want to shake hands. Now, I'm rolling around in the under ninety weight class on the floor. I'm on the floor with other guys I wanted to meet a girl. And now, I'm in a one piece girls bathing suit with a sweaty guy lying on top of me, pinning me how that how long that last two years. So, but how did he what I wanted to quit? They didn't have anybody under ninety coach was my history teacher, the coach wouldn't let me quit, but it was over. But it wasn't so paralyzing that you know, like, I mean how you couldn't function like that. Now. I mean, obviously, the German radio, I'm worse. Well, I would go home and take four showers. It'd be washing my hands. I wouldn't touch anything when I took off my singlet. It couldn't I made a divider in my in my locker so it wouldn't touch anything. There's a lot of work. I was able to maintain the, you know..
Private Firefighters Save Some Homes From California Wildfires
"The poorest person. But anyone else know that you could get private fire protection? That's why I like hearing from people. I Kim crash you because. Because there's fires came through. She talked about getting private firearm. Private firemen hire them to protect independent contractors. I just want to. Saved ED's house. I do want to say that when you say that here's a celebrity who hired private firemen. It doesn't sound great. What she did what she saved a whole neighborhood. Because basically her house was on the edge of a community that correct glavin lips on that is correct in because. Because it's very wealthy. And she was the last line of defense before that fire took over the whole neighborhood, but they stopped it from getting to the first house if it gets to the first house in hidden hills, which is a line of houses that includes then could take the whole town they managed to stop it from doing that. And I'm grateful for that for sure you could tell she was because as part of her being on the show. She wanted to honor firefighters, really, really cool. Very sweet the fires were right. Where you are. I can't even believe that you didn't lose your house because they were right up against your door. Yeah. They got to our gate. And then you know, we. Luckily, we had protection and firefighters right there that were helping us to get the fires out. But I mean, we're still not in our home now because the smoke smell is too intense. And we have these machines everywhere trying to blow out the smoke smell. Yeah. And I mean, we were lucky we're blast. I was very, you know, I feel like we're really blessed to have. The help of the firefighters that we did our houses right on the end of a big park. So the whole park had caught fire. And so if our house went than every other house would go so I mean, I saw online we we we were fortunate enough and blessed enough, and I know that not everyone has this luxury available to them, but we were able to get private firefighters the company that you can hire that friends of mine that lost their home in Santa Barbara fire all their neighbors used this company. Right. So they recommended the company and because of them they saved our home in saved our neighbor, just well, I had them just make sure that they. Controlled every house on the edge. So it wasn't just my home that I gotta just take care of our home take care of everything. Because once they go. Once our starts the whole neighborhood go we were so I don't take that for granted. And and that was such a blessing that we were able to do that. Well, you have been incredibly. A generous you your entire family, and you have an announcement to make today because of that. Yeah. So on behalf of my husband con. Yay. And easy and Adidas they are going to donate two hundred thousand dollars to the California. Firefighters.
"howie mandel" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"There's don't really apply themselves, and are sort of bored in school that was like a little more Jimmy, and then there's your sort of Conan O'Brien types. But why wouldn't Howie Mandel fall into one of those two categories? I think that physiologically I didn't have the capability to even focus or sit- sitting as hard for me, you know, and you have to sit for. You know from nine in the morning till three in the afternoon, especially in elementary school when you're not going from class to class. So sitting was hard. And because I was diagnosed later with ADHD, you're your impulsive without thinking of the ramifications of your also if I thought something funny, even when it wasn't at. Was. Spewed out. And it wasn't like I had a witty repartee or an answer. It was even just annoyed just annoys. I'd go. Oh. And the teacher would go like what what was that? I'd go that was. Which I thought it was kind of funny nobody in fifth grade thought that that was funny all the girls rolled their eyes. That was so immature. I was insane. You know, as a child, I think, everybody's thrust try to fit in you want dress you want to know what sneakers? Everybody's wearing the same haircut is everybody. Everybody's where you just want. It you kinda if you wanna be noticed you wanna be noticed as a star athlete. You wanna be noticed for your good looks? You wanna be noticed? Because maybe you have really funny report pay for just being insane and outbursts of weirdness. You don't want us pariah. I'm going to tease us because they're gotta do a quick spot here. But I wanna know about young Howie at home. How are your parents with this because there's what you bring to school, and it's pretty hard to turn it off. I felt the same way. But then when you get home you can't turn it off. How do the parents received that? I I'll tell you about hunt to kill or do you love an escape room..
"howie mandel" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM
"That. I believe Howie Mandel. I think he's absolutely right. And he's not the first comedian. That's came out and said something like that, Jerry Seinfeld. No longer does college campuses because everybody's to offended even Chris rock who probably believes the same things politically as the majority of people in a college crowd won't do college campuses anymore because everybody's to offended. Everybody's too freaked out by a few bad words. It's a shame were at this point. But guys like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy in his prime, George Carlin as brilliant as they were. There's no way they could be able to tour in two thousand eighteen and that's embarrassing and people are picking and choosing to with what they bring up for people's pasts, and what the us ammunition to bring down somebody in the present day in two thousand eighteen I mean, boy, you Eddie Murphy could not do delirious or raw his to stand up specials back in the eighties. He could not do those today at all he would be he would be excommunicated from from Hollywood. There's a part of me that wonders what would happen if a guy like Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor or Carlin just came out and started touring the country right now doing their material greatest hits. Yeah. Their greatest hits people will lose their minds Kelly Mandel, I guess he works. I haven't seen a lot of a standup. I think he works. Pretty blue though. I think he has some I think he uses a lot of foul language, but I remember him. Mandel just put it in the rubber glove over his head. That's right. Noted for the rubber gloves over his head..
Polar bear killed after attacking cruise ship employee
"Live from NPR news in Washington. I'm Jim hawk thousands of firefighters in northern California are battling a massive wildfire that has killed five people. Sonia Hudson of member station k. q. e. d. reports the blaze is now scorched more than one hundred thirty. One square miles fire officials are calling the car fires behavior, unprecedented. It's moving in ways they've never seen before and that makes it extraordinarily difficult to control. There's more than thirty five hundred people fighting the fire, but even still many firefighters have been on duty for more than forty eight hours at a time in evacuated area. The fire has scorched entire hillsides. A thick layer of smoke has prevented firefighters from using a lot of helicopters and airplanes to drop water and fire retardant. The fire has burned into the city of reading home to about ninety five thousand people and several outlying communities. Shasta county sheriff says more than thirty. Eight thousand people have been displaced that's filled up several evacuee. Nations centers and more are continuing to open for NPR news. I'm Sonia Hudson President Trump has cheered a meeting of his top national security advisers to address threats to the November's midterm elections NPR's, Amy held reports. It comes as intelligence agencies. Warn Russia will try to target the process once again in a statement. The White House said safeguards for the elections have been in place since Trump took office and that the president has made it clear. His administration will not tolerate foreign interference. But critics have questioned that clarity, notably in Helsinki this month when Trump stood next Ladimir Putin and appeared to side with the Russian president, who denies the interference over the assessment of his own intelligence agencies. Recently state elections officials asked the White House to help rebuild voter confidence with less than four months until the midterms. The White House says the administration is providing cybersecurity assistance at both the state and local levels. Amy held NPR news, Washington. The Turkish president has accused Washington of engaging in psychological warfare, saying Turkey will not back down over its treatment of an American clergyman. This after President Trump called for Turkey to release American pastor, Andrew Brunson immediately the BBC's Steve Jackson has more underground since spent twin to on months in it took his prison, accused of supporting could as rebels and the group blamed for trying to a very president Adwa one Mr. Brunson was transferred to house arrest on Wednesday, but President Trump responded with a threat to the Turkish authorities saying the past should be freed altogether. All sanctions would be imposed physical tattoo on has now decided to up the ante warning the United States to change his attitude or lose a strongman, sincere partner, the BBC's Steve Jackson reporting Indonesia's. Disaster response agency says at least three people have been killed in a magnitude six point, four earthquake that struck Lombok island, early Sunday, the island not far from the tourist destination of Bali. This is NPR. A polar bear on Saturday attacked and injured guard who was leading tourists off a cruise ship on a group of Arctic islands. The cruise company said the polar bear was shot dead by another employee and what was called an act of self-defense Arctic tourism to the region has risen sharply in the last few years with eighteen cruise ships at the dock of the Arctic port in the next week, some levity this weekend and Montreal Canada, where the annual just for laughs, comedy festival is in full swing. NPR's. Elizabeth Blair reports, Tiffany haddish has received the award for comedy person of the year. Tiffany had a screw up in foster care. She got emotional, accepting the award in front of a room, full of comedians. Many of whom she said helped her when she was trying to make it in stand up, but barely had enough money for food just for laughs is the largest comedy festival in the world, attracting both fans agents and TV networks, scouting for talent, Hannah Gatsby from Australia, won an award for her Netflix special in which he talks about the job. Of a stand up comedian on my, you'll food tents, and then I make you laugh and you like, oh, thanks for that. Feeling a bit tense just for laughs was recently bought by reality TV host Howie Mandel after one of the original co, founders, resigned. Amid sexual misconduct allegations, Elizabeth Blair NPR news, Montreal. The three week tour de France concludes on Sunday with team skies. Garin Thomas still holding a nearly two minute lead over second-place, Tom Dumoulin sky teammate, Chris Frewin finishes. Third, Sunday stage Twenty-one is largely ceremonial. I'm Jim hawk NPR news in Washington.
"howie mandel" Discussed on ID10T with Chris Hardwick
"Came about her this girl is digging a hole not only for her for these three boys sitting behind her she's turning down all this fucking money quitter she ended up turning it down all the way she went home with five grand which is good but not great right and it was because i was so embarrassed i did all these shows i didn't do any of my comedy i just for the first time ever on television i became howie mandel and it was just about i just want you to do as good as possible and that's all it was and i was so embarrassed after i tipped to five shows i got teri my wife and we got on a plane and i flew way out to the caribbean i didn't wanna be anywhere near where this aired i was so embarrassed i was a comic who wasn't working that much who just became a game show host who did not one thing funny and i just i was just trying to get people to walk away with more money that's all that was my only goal just i just want you to change your life and the first day at aired rob called me and goes you're not gonna believe the ratings and the next day the ratings went up and it became this phenomenon and i landed back in miami and within thirty seconds somebody looked at me when deal or no deal and that became my catchphrase nothing has changed my career more and nothing has given me more success than dealer no deal like beyond doing you know people who watched bobby's world new bobby's world people who watch elsewhere new saint elsewhere people who watch hbo knew me as a stand up comic this is the first thing that brought all those audiences together and it was the first time that an i thought it was the most embarrassing thing is the thing i didn't wanna do is the thing i could tell you honestly i did nothing for.
"howie mandel" Discussed on ID10T with Chris Hardwick
"Air yeah so i you know and this is the early nineties and you talk about stigma so the stigma is there or the late nineties this this thing might least for me as somebody who's you know my age born in the fifties i hear all my shit i said this on the air my life is over i number one this is a national radio program my kids who at that time are in school are going to be so embarrassed that their father just admitted on national radio that he's a mental case number two i'm never going to be able to get a job again because i know that you know they've there's millions of dollars in every production why are they going to hire somebody who's got a mental health issue to be part of their production that's in my mind and that's where the ocd is now focusing on that well and then i thought that this is just embarrassing this is the end of the world and i just i could feel a physical drop in such depression i just didn't want to go on and i remember walking down that hall like dead men walking got into the elevator down the elevator in manhattan and i was in the lobby heading out onto the street i could see all the traffic and the teams of people i never felt more alone in my life and i thought like what do i do what do i do maybe i'll just run into traffic and i'm walk out onto the street and i'm about just getting my breath my head is down and some guy comes up to my periphery and he says just beside me he goes are you howie mandel and i go yes he goes i just heard you and howard stern and i i feel my heart drop into my stomach and thinking that's it and he whispered says different meaning now but in my ear he goes me to a what he goes no i i.
"howie mandel" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"I'm doing a show on nat geo now which starts june sixteenth called from my favorite instagram site called animals doing things loved that at your calendar but i called animals doing things title titled they leave on the board title what did they reject the titles turned down for animals doing things doing things that sound better the more you play it doing things hey guys i got an idea what is it animals doing things all right and what are they doing choice collection of the most amazing jennifer jones lee she's good she's bought the cheese likes that she's good l loved the data on your calendar but i it's just this collection of the most amazing clips from that from that instagram thing but i didn't think i'd be nat go i didn't think i would be you know a stand up comic i didn't think i'd be an act an actor on saint elsewhere you know all this stuff is just stuff wasn't there was it was it i think it was either howie mandel or george clooney somebody was on it was at saint elsewhere he was on saint elsewhere how was all right and he was supposed to you know he's making his premier i don't know if this is stories about how he madonna off to look it up during the break but he's going to be on a tuesday right and and so he got all his friends all his buddies to write hundreds of fan letters saying oh how he mandela's grade you got to put him on more often than something so cbs or nbc received like eight thousand fan letters saying howie mandel was unbelievable got gotta keep them on and ronald reagan had a speech and they preempted that episode never aired and yet they got eight thousand emails or letters saying hey guys unbelievable i got to figure out who that is i thought it was howie mandel been george clooney i'm gonna find out who that was george clooney was er i don't know it was somebody reagan made a big rational speech and preempted the show either saint elsewhere or what are these shows and they got hundreds or thousands of e letters fan letters and show never aired let me find out who that is very i don't want to bust how he's balls.
What 'Call Me by Your Name' would look like with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito (video)
"Of humor to and nbc universal is bringing back dealer no deal the show's original health howie mandel is also going to be back now this time the show will air on cnbc as executives at the network said they feel that the high stakes and hyderabad's nature of the show means it's a perfect fit for their network nbc has no faith in it secondary channel yeah i'm thrilled to watch this you are not you lie fake news alexis hey guys oh come back i don't know about you guys yeah finally something we didn't really ask for but are getting anyways arnold schwarzenegger has confirmed that eddie murphy has joined the cast of the twins sequel called triplets schwarzenegger start alongside danny devito in the nineteen eighty eight buddy comedy which saw the pair take on the role of unlikely siblings yes we're getting a sequel to that movie and got insisted that he would only join the triplets project if the script was something special so we're in for everyone i love that movie i'm kind of excited about this whole alexis gee.