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Leaders: Nonhelema

Encyclopedia Womannica

05:41 min | 1 year ago

Leaders: Nonhelema

"Hello from Wonder Media Network. I'm Jenny Kaplan and this is encyclopedia. Will Monica are women of the day was a great warrior and leader of the Shawnee tribe. Who deftly let her people through a time of great change and turmoil? Let's talk about non Halama. We don't know the details Of when non Helena was born but it was around the seventeen twenty s probably in western Pennsylvania. We also don't know much about her childhood besides the fact that that she seems to have come from a prominent family from the Shawnee tribe non Halama story really picks up in the late seventeen fifties during the period of the French in Indian war by that point she and her brother known as Hook Alaska or corn stock. We're living in the Ohio valley the Shawnee had moved there under a pressure by increasing white settlement corn stalk become a prominent shawnee chief and warrior as a quick reminder. The French and an Indian war was the North American portion of a larger war called the seven years war in North America. British and French colonists fought as each side attempted to further expand in their sphere of influence. Native people also took sides. The British basically one like other sibling duos in native history corn stock and non Halama lead together during peace and war for example at the battle of bushy run in seventeen sixty four non Halama lead warriors warriors alongside her brother. That battle was part of what's known as pontiacs rebellion a fight between native Americans and the British who were hot off their victory in the French and Indian war. When rumblings of revolution began to take hold across polly's cornstarch and non Halama decided that the best strategic move for the Shawnee people would would be to support the American settlers over the British? This was a risky move. Considering the perceived military might of the British Horn Ornstein was assassinated in seventeen seventy seven but non Halama state the course with the support of her husband Mulugeta who was also a prominent leader and warrior when non Halama learned that some Shawny had traveled to join the British at Fort. Detroit she responded by rushing to warn the Americans of this development she disguised too revolutionary soldiers traditional Shawny garb so that they travel undisturbed for Donnelly to warn of the impending attack. Those Shawnee who had allied themselves with the British destroyed. Non Halima's cattle as payback non Helena and her people move to escape further trouble but her work for the Americans wasn't over in seventeen. Eighty non halama guided and translate it for Augustine Dila bomb a French ex PAT soldier who was tasked asked with leading a major campaign against British troops. And what's now Illinois. Sadly not Halima's loyalty was not rewarded. In seventeen eighty six non Halama and her husband will loofah. Both elderly by this point were captured in yet. Another war the northwest Indian war. That conflict was between a Confederation of Native American tribes with the support of the British begins the new United States though the Americans who captured assured non Halama and Milan were initially ordered not to harm them. One of the men you mcgarry felt differently. mcgarry asked Melinda if he'd been at the battle the blue licks blue didn't understand the question but repeated battle of Blue Licks mcgarry took that his confirmation and killed Milun Tho- with a Tomahawk Non Halama tried to protect Milun thaw and was injured herself before. Another man tackled mccarey non. John Halama was then taken to Fort Pitt and held there while there. She helped compile a dictionary of Shawnee words and their meanings in English. She died soon. Even after her release non Halama lived an extraordinary life as the world around her change dramatically. She married three times CBS twice before her final marriage to Melinda and she also had sons with two white men a son named Thomas with the British Indian agent Alexander McKee and a son named to Mantha. With an American officer named General Richard Butler Samantha also became a great warrior this week of Encyclopedias. LUPITA with Monica is brought to you by the great courses plus is drive to learn something new every day. I'm guessing if you're listening to this show. You feel the same way. That's why I'm so excited to tell you about the great courses plus their online streaming service thousands of lectures on a huge number of topics. It's like going back to school without tests. Though I'm sure you're trivia skills will got a boost in the spirit of this episode. 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2 - Our Worst Sex Stories

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1:07:42 hr | 1 year ago

2 - Our Worst Sex Stories

"Let's talk about Cox. Wait wait wait a pre roll. I Gina take her down a notch all right. This episode is brought to you by Buffy. Thank you buffy for sponsoring us today. Their latest prog their latest product. The breeze is made entirely from one hundred percent eucalyptus fiber to keep you all cool. Yeah it keeps you actually really cool and comfortable you like a Koala bear in my bed so like if you have a husband like Steve who just wakes up in a pool of his own bodily fluids everyday growth this would be great for you because it's a comforter comfort at eight keeps you cool not super bowl on like I'll feel snug in happy taking care not smothered one of those yeah well bows for twenty dollars off your buffy comforter visit Buffy Dot Co C._E._o.. And Enter Promo Code H and you will get twenty dollars off. That's a huge discounts summer's coming up. We need those ones bitter. Yes yes yeah all right and welcome back to hey bitch podcast. Hey got a view less girls than we did the first episode but hopefully you like it and if you keep watching those girls will come back or we'll rotate subscribe. Keep keep doing it on itunes. You're listening on Apple. Do all that stuff. It really helps us out. We want six stars. Yes happen. We want sex stars. That's what we're talking about today. Sex very related topic first off here roll-call really quick. Oh sorry Oh sorry oh my gosh. I'M GONNA crimes. I'm skinny greenhouses Gina what's up. It's your boy bows rose and this is tiffany. Hey Yeah and we're all here to talk about not just sex but the worst sex we've ever had we want to talk about literally my entire sex life. Oh Yeah but it up in Yamuna opened up to can well. The thing is is that like in the group text. I feel like this is where I was like. All these girls are chill because it's all sloppy and everyone thinks that everyone else is having great sex or they know how what do it exactly right and nobody knows what the fuck they're doing okay and so these stories are to like help. You feel like you're not alone. Just I just know that you're not alone all right. Look let me start by saying this. The sex does not in after y'all get out of bed. It's not over yet at least not for all women. What what depends the next two days are also a factor? How do you treat me after that? Oh Yeah Oh yeah. How do you treat me after that can't count the sexual experience as well as the week that you had sex it the whole the week? How did you court me? How did you do the do and how did you treat me? And what are those girls. That needs like a whole birthday. We went birthday. It's more like for me for me personally. Personally I like prior to my current relationship. I'm in I'd never had good sex before my life. Oh my goodness I'd never had but it's also because I'm not an overly sexual person I was very insecure girl and so I'm like we're having having sex because you will like me once we have integrated as a way to kind of like he someone it was more so like this is what we're supposed to do like I've never been like a very sexual person so there was a lot of emotion and like the before and after his tied up into it but I probably I you know looking back now that I know the difference like I probably have had some poor experiences. I mean you guys not I have lately. I kinda was in the same boat as you were. I just thought all sex was like yeah is it was just something you did in the relationship yet and I never thought it was a whole like I didn't get people that were like sexual and like the the crave sex and they're very passionate about it to me. It was just like Oh yeah me and my boyfriend do that until I had good sex and then after after that I wouldn't settle for anything less than would say it. It changes a person like if you if you like you're a crazy and be have only bad sex and I know there's some people out there that relate to it and I'm just being fucking real. You're literally laying in bed and you're like. Do you like me yet. Yeah if you think sex is you're having bad sex. Oh Yeah yes. I think you have to actually like you have to endure relationship where you have a deep connection with the person like Y'all ever heard like arcand. I'm like I'm like you literally feel like your heart. Beets are in sync romantic different types of people here. You're in love and Shit for you. Tip was like a bad sex was it when it wasn't romantic definitely I was in the same boat is unique or I feel like I my entire sex life. My whole experience with sex was always like Oh. This is what it's like. Oh all right goal and and then again not until Casey was the first time that I ever did have like that connected like amazing like like I said you feel your heart beets and sing because it's just so like you're so that their bodies vibrates just so present and it just feels like Whoa I get it when people say like to become one kind of thing or is it nice girls that I love that song yeah a whole you know what and you know what's funny about it too. I've heard this. I've heard this from so many guys like I know y'all have heard that shit before. Two guys have said like Oh yeah when I lost my virginity. It wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be like a lot of guys were so excited for the moment to have sex and then like they were like that was that was okay like I did. It should hurt and they just think it's going to be like this issue. So so the the one guy that I had like the worst relationship sex wise with he actually was addicted to porn he had this idea of like sex needs to be like what I watch all all the time like he got desensitized a sec so we got to the point where we would like. We couldn't even get intimate anymore. Whenever it would start so he'll start you only get off? If you show up in a pizza delivery outfit uh-huh Oh my God lately I mean I didn't even know this about him like you. Just Kinda kept that part of himself a secret until it got like it became an issue in the bedroom because we literally could not even get anything going like that in the beginning to know so that's the that's the reason why yeah in the beginning. It's always exciting so you're always just like all over each other. You're just anytime you want you see each other. You just have to faulk because is just so new and so exciting yeah so in the beginning. I didn't know that until like he got more comfortable and that's when things started really surfacing where I'm like hold on what's happening here like you know you can't even get the motor started and I'll let you in you eagle like what's wrong with me like you can tell that he's not present look. Let me just say there was one time that you know I was. I was down. I was down and I look up and he was like looking at the ceiling and I was immediately. I was like so we're done here right like no noise on their one guy fell asleep inside me all my thing like how I lost my virginity people. He was on top of me a and then he was like fucking six foot one. I'm like Yo Dude. You want to get off man because like fuck it. Whatever I'm tired too and then we just went to sleep grows yeah? He just fell asleep. What was it like? Was it a casual encounter or boyfriend okay so I lost my virginity to my boyfriend and he was like a tall freshman like they're all skinny skinny and like he was like he put it in. I was going to hurt in like a like a few minutes later. I'm like lo I really think fell asleep was not moving. Dead waited on top because it was like four in the morning. It's not going to see my house on a school night. You know that's how I lost my virginity to back into his house yeah so yeah and he fell asleep on off meals like all right well. Whatever then and it's like stuff like got? You don't even think about it really much. You don't think of it as like a bad sex story but then later on you're like that wasn't good no. That's what I'm saying if you've never if you're just like out there thinking oh I'm just a sexual person. You need to go have graph because it it makes you look back at everything and be like wow I had sex all wrong like I thought that I had it figured out like penis goes in Vagina. We know what else affects you. A lot like mentally is if you grow up in a really conservative household where sexist this shameful yeah that completely fucks up your view on sex totally fucking wild. I thought I was having the best sex ever because I was so in love with this guy. You know what I mean so I was dating this guy for like a year and a half or so and <hes> I thought it was the best sex ever shit I do know works. He loved being on top which is great and it was cool like for some reason always work and then we broke up for you and then we got back together and then we got back together for a while like he was like like he was going to propose right goodness and then I realized wait no the sexist kind of shitty now because <hes> in our relationship be Kinda like I started seeing more things about him that I was like. I don't WanNA marry this. So then I started realizing like this was never great great. I just really liked you a lot because I realise our sex was super duper routine as in he'd come home from work. I have dinner ready because I'm wifey and Shit right saying yeah I can be Wi fi so I had to have dinner ready and then we go to bed. We watch she she TV. 'CAUSE we're looking. Oh my Gosh I love it. I want dinner h and then it was so routine he could not get hard unless I sucked his Dick I so it had to start off with the blow job every time so there was no spontaneous sex in the middle of whatever's because I always have to reciprocate yeah he would like I'll go against leader but and then it would be him Hignett missionary and if we're feeling fucking wild like if we're feeling crazy do that night then we'll fuck doggy style and that's like wild for us and then he comes and that's it and because I'm not the type of needs to come everytime. I don't really care much. I'm Hella complicated like it's hard to yeah especially from sex. That's a misconception guys. The girls come during sex all the time. I know you need coral relation yeah so so I didn't even make him. Make me come every time so for like every twelve times he came out actually come once which is fine. I never time you say the see where I'm like every time I every time I climax so then like towards the end of our relationship when he one day. He told me he was like because he was a sneaker he's like. Should I buy these. Shoes on like now. It's not that great he goes yeah. You're right. I should be saying for the ring and instead of getting excited. I was like I can't live like this. Oh catering your future of forty years of fucking this yeah and I actually in my head was thought I thought like well. I mean after a while people start stop having sex. They knew easily. Maybe I'll be okay on my then. That's when I realized I'm like I can't do this. I can't I can't do this and then broke up with him. And then <hes> dated a guy afterwards is that is still by far the best sex overhead in my life mm-hmm yeah see that's why I think these stories are important too because someone out there listening right now might be having sex that way and they're like Oh shit. I'm doing it wrong. My girl's not pleased but to be honest. That's exactly how Stephen I have sex every time like I give him <music> a blowjob hard. We do missionary. If we're feeling well. We'll do Doggie but honestly it's the best fucking sex of my life yeah. You guys always seem happy really connect on it would have been like that because if I was to describe to you before what I thought the best sex ever was. It'd be just like Dawson all around always different position. What makes it so great is the connection coupled with the dirty talk he he like the way that I like to have sex with the thing that turns me on the most is like feeling being dominated completely inventions? I know my brother right this goofy dude just like we don't bitch like our friends for four years. Before we started dating. I never would have imagined okay. He's always kind of Nerdy to me <hes> but yeah no he's turn it on their hands down and yeah and then his dick is really good and so I think that in the end it didn't really matter the positions that we were doing and it just felt the best with him. Montopoli him doing all the work and stuff and and I like giving head in the beginning because it it makes me feel like like like I am submissive and so I wouldn't have guessed that in just different strokes for different folks foreplay warplane so important to do that I was routine with it was a four play was just like a moment you will have sex and like seeing that there is asking that you can put like the couple nights on the nightstand and it's like if you're down you just hit the button that like if the buttons sync up and it's time for cyclists everytime on but you look at it and the light was a plastic cover so yeah I was GonNa tell this story but it's not even a story because I've never told it before so I don't even know how this is going to come out but we're ready when you were talking about like being submissive so I'm Mike I'm very much a switch. I'm like very fifty fifty. I will beat your ass and get my ass town. Dan like one hundred percent right but I've always been very dominant and I knew that I was always dominant but like one day I felt like this like this little bit of femininity and I was like I think I want to be submissive and I was dating this guy. This is so fucking funny to me but it was not funny to have so I was much younger in this guy was older than me right and keep in mind I love the toddler and so and this guy is like six one like whatever and we end like I realized that I liked being more submissive but like I'd never watch I never watched porn or anything like sex is very like shamed in my house but I knew that I had this like feminine that I kind of wanted to come out and so we were like in this kind of like playground area one day we were all imo kids and so like we were in this like they were outside of his apartment complex and I was like I want you to slap me and he was like he was like what and I was like. I think I like it. I was like because one time like you did something kind of dominant and I was like I think I want you to slap me and so like we're outside like in public but like nobody's around like literally nobody's here and he's like okay and so he likes slaps me and I'm like across her face and I'm like do it fucking hard and he was like he was like and like I'm experimenting Okay Experimental. That's good and I'm like I want you to slap me harder and then he like it was the lightest tab and then I was like fucking bait and I'm like I'm trying to bring this mission and then like I was so turned off because like he couldn't. He couldn't fulfill that couldn't abuse a woman. You know what a bad guy be dominant but like I didn't know like I had never explored this thing before so I was like I think I want be slapped. However you like eighteen on-location learning of like sex yeah what you mean when it's a turn off because those is one time where I really wanted to be choked out and yeah I was just like just booking choke me you but like he would and it would only lasts for like thirty seconds? I'm like a he'd release it because he can't do two things at once like no like fucking. Choke me read like it's a bummer because you're like you're not if if you're not enjoying this. I'm not enjoying at least like pretend like it by like you know you can't. I can't do the holy. I'm scared to hurt you. I respect that moment now when we're asking for it yeah I WANNA be disrespected and be yeah like sometimes sometimes you literally you know it. It's a very primitive thing where like it's not necessarily that we WANNA be disrespected. It's that we wanNA feel possessed owned. We want to feel like I love and sometimes that is a kind of skewed or alternative genitive forum of feeling yeah you know but someone is like the big one above US exactly. Was You know what I love being little spoon I liked the odal protected well on that note. We are going to take a quick break and when we come back we're going to hear our very very worst sex stories. If you like being dominated the best way to get dominated by your managed to cook him a meal about hellofresh. Would you also like eighty dollars off of hellofresh. Would I love the deal. Oh Oh yeah Gino when we get in with that. I'm just saying that you fucked better on a full stomach and sometimes people just want to jump into it and these meals only take thirty minutes to make and everything is pre packaged segue on every life packages that all the ingredients prepackaged premeasured all you gotTa do is dump it into the pot and make it and it's actually really good. I had this for a few months and I loved it Emassy Joe. Have it yeah right. It makes him look like you have your shit together that way. You get in the pants even easier. They think you know what you're doing. The best part is if you don't know cook. It's already prepped you got. The recipes is delicious. They don't even have to know that it's hellofresh or that. You got it for eighty dollars off and also it doesn't even have to be for your man Mick Schiffer you there's family meals and there's also vegetarians yeah. They have different diets diet ones. I like you get to pick out your meals each week on the website and you see all the pictures where they're all pratt and you're like. I think I'll have paneth. You're a lean I want to pretend like I know what I'm doing exactly here and just throw away all the packaging so he thinks that you actually made it yourself and then you can trick yourself as you're making it for your site <hes> so for our viewers today we have eighty dollars off your first month of hellofresh. Go to hellofresh DOT COM slash B._T.. C. H. E. Guys will get eighty dollars off your first month which is basically receiving like eight free meals so that's eight free meals amazing and your Bonin partner and it's hellofresh dot com slash B._t._c. h and then you enter the Code B._T._C. age eighty bucks off and we're back. Are you ready to get rocked yeah. I have a good one. Let's start with that all right so I was at this guy for a couple of years and so like our sex life was it was all right like he was really good when he asked me out. I was amazing but every time a game changer yeah you know what to do child because whenever because you guys are my friends and we're going down on Yarmuk no okay so for me like for that subjects. It's like you gotta use a mouth and your hands like yeah be to can't just like tongue. Only I'm only I can't I heaping so much fingernails and everything I can't do anyways so he was great in that department but every time like he actually his Dick was pretty damn big like it was just a lot of taken again so every time we would have sex. She said it was a lot to take every time cy before it relaxed now but we guess after Mr like okay we couldn't have sex for that long because it would get to the point where it started hurting. All these all been your cervix. No like the outer drive outside like stretchy stretch and then it actually would create a rash. Oh yeah yeah so I thought I was. I thought I had some like as CD or some shit so I wanna go. Check it out and my doctor's like no. You're good sounds like what the fuck is so one day. I was like examining Dick. I'm like what's going on here and he had cubes at like the base out a lot on like maybe these pews are fucking me up so then told them once I think I'm like make sure you like just clean shave. So then that happened and I still would get these rashes at the end of it so then I don't I still don't have a conclusion. You're allergic Dick I that's that's my conclusion to his Dick Because I could not have sex with our so at all like allergic to like the his sweat and like some kind of like hormone or fair amount they're creating. I'm from body. You GotTa maybe Ding it actually developed because in the beginning that didn't happen but I don't know like towards the end I did just even thinking of US trying to have sex like my vagina shudder like A. and so bad because I would have to get an ice pack rapid around talent like put it down there because Oh my God it was bad. Pupils have done that to me before not that to that degree but like we're giving me a rational like Oh. I didn't know it was causing it until I had people that shaved it. I'm allergic to spermicide Oh are you. I'm sure I could get killed with sperm. What probably I put it on my wrist? Oh smart yeah yeah well. I would've never thought to do it in a skin. Never jump in. I was like this stuff. Looks like it could be my listen. The Skin on my risks weld God. I'm so glad that good are you testing everything. I do. Skin allergy tests all the time which also I highly suggest anybody do that. Even if you don't have sensitive skin it does not hurt to take two seconds for a new product swipe it on your wrist. How long do you wait just like five minutes while I highly allergic? It'll it'll happen immediately. I've never done that and I am so surprised. I'm still alive this long. Who'd you know the other thing is sometimes we will will consume something or use? taught in other big Mush amble like okay well. That's it but like consumer you know put products on and we don't even realize that we have a very very mild allergy to them and we continue to use them but if you do a little test and you even see a streak of red you're like maybe this isn't good for me. You know if it's flaring up your history or just getting that system overworked and then don't fucking use it. I'm allergic get Aloe Vera which is like the thing that soothes yeah it makes it Burns my God. It's terrible. I'm allergic to bad sex so they'll tell us about your what was your worst. I would have to say the worst sex ever had I was dating this guy and I was doing my fucking. I was like I was kind of being. I was trying to be a good person and three months <hes> because I was like you know what like I heard that you know you shouldn't put out too early. You know what make them wait for it. Make them work for it. Whenever and for three months he actually waited and you know the relationship was cool and all <hes> <hes> and then so I finally decide okay? Let's have sex or one it was very small Dick and I figured okay you know what it is. Not About. The size of the boat is the whole motion thing right because it was so small that if you were to grip it with just I would not pop out up to make those so he's until it pop so I was like okay fine. You know it's fine and then we would have sex and he'd be hit him from behind but here's the thing so there's like there's a wrong right way right so say I'm bent over. You're supposed to be hitting it from behind like sitting straight up right very sitting straight up right. This fools hunched over on top of me when you hunched over your dog yeah so when you hunched over on top of me pulls your his back so it gives them even less yeah and I was like Yo like this is the first time in my life I was twenty four years old. I was like well. I can't feel anything Oh oh wow yeah like I just couldn't feel anything no matter what position it was and I was like dude I fucking scissored him scissored right like I waited three months for this bullshit and from that point on I was like you know what you test car that you test drive that fucking car before you buy it yeah I before marriage yeah exactly but then the thing about him was that I think he kind of knew that he wasn't that big because like during he was holding out on you her before and then because during sexist like don't tell me how big this guy that I had sex with the head of small Dick like that too that's all he wanted to hear from me to like yeah that feels great harm so big and I'm like damn securities known sexy I small Dick they can rocket but you've got to be confident with that. He was because he was like the big Dick and it just creates a little bit of confusion like an Altera Dick Learn how to rub it closer to her clitoris that is to make it feel like use your hand. Who's your Dick? Oh yeah great don't use hands on me all the hands receptive to advice because I even told him like hey when you're hitting it for beyond. Can you like sit up straight you know and he'll do it like a couple of times and he'll never do it again. I'm like all right backstreet. Location is so key to everyone. Everybody's body parts are all shape different and it's awkward like I just thought worst. I have the worst one it just it just tell us like crumbled me. I'm always go do this is like leaving also say disclaimer to my boy because you sent me a friend of course on facebook about a year ago I rejected it and like I don't know if you're keeping up with the Times or what your secret's safe with me for a long time until you know this happened what we just WanNa glaze over it so this wasn't even like at the sex like this is actually the worst sex of my life and it was a guy that that I dated so we his parents didn't like me and he had he had like a pretty decent amount of money so he would like randomly like let me take you out to dinner and then we'll go get a hotel room or something and like and I was like Cain like your travel like an hour our out little staycationing Galore hotel room and like I never was like to I I don't even remember much. This was like years ago the moment and we were sitting in bed and like the there was some kind of you know sometimes like you're not even naked or anything but there's a vibe like sexiness like you might be about to have sex thing and so like we start getting closer and like he's like I want you guys are having no no we've been dating for a while but we've been up and down and he was like I want you. Rub My stomach like like rub his stomach like you know. How do you like Pat your mom rubbing the he was like I want you to rub my stone stomach? Did he have absurdity of no he just like important like a skinny little regular okay okay okay said that he wasn't feeling well and he said he wanted rub his stomach and I did it and I did it. In a circular motion. He said no no no go the other way counter qualities very specific and I was like okay and so like I did it and we were watching T._v.. And then he crawled up to me and he called me Mommy. Oh is a mommy up inside of you. Oh his mind can go there because you know like girls guys to Oh dear his his mom used to rub his stomach that exact way looking creepy on its extra creepy if he wanted to fuck you right after this is this and that Glenn we had already been like I my regina it was in my nose going all the way up we came up by Bose Saharan closing and we broke up about a week later because I was like I cannot I cannot assist you know I cannot help. I cannot and like on and like there's there's a thing in like the kind in that kind of world. It's like it's called like gentle filmed on which is a man likes to be appreciated and like hug and stuff like that. I get that don't call me. Mommy keep him like He. I don't I don't I honestly don't even care if you're fucking thinking like you know I'll. I'll like fucking. Can you be heads scratches back to your place like women can be nurturing people and that's a different place than right before sex looking his shit by far the worst will either reaction like what did you say you go. I basically blacked out. I mean like I ended up having sex and and here's the thing that I don't even know if I should I don't know what would you guys have done this situation because I immediately like I remember I stopped touching him. I kind of just backed off and I was like Whoa joke like Whoa and like. I definitely made him feel very embarrassed but I I couldn't do it. You can't throw that on someone I live with China would make that windows shutdown noisy yeah no. You can't throw that on someone especially because it's such a weird fetish it you know I mean there's a lot of stepmom porn these days. Thanks mom hand. That's different. You got to tell and I think the thing was was that he was too in zone like he had his eyes closed and he felt like his mother was about to fuck him. So I had to go. It was like Boehner when you were rubbing. I don't remember I I honestly detached from the situation since then dishes are okay but you just have to discuss. A communication says the one hundred percent biggest factor in all of that yeah. I thought getting my toes was weird. I was just GonNa say that I from for five years and that was the one that that had I had the boring sex with. I told you that I relate to where we're just the same routine each time but also on top that he sucked my toes and he would finger his belly button. What are you hearing why Billy Shit he has any going to belly fetish run with and he was like put his tongue like long all my name like I'm imagining like a fucking middle age fat trucker line to be of like when we were young we were like twenty one and it reminded me of that? It got to the point where I was so turned off by having sex with this guy that he would just beg to masturbate in front of me. Oh I just wouldn't have sex with them but that's not even my worst story. My worst story is the just a question. Can you access I can apparently and you can see within our stuff behind the cameras crushing their belly buttons foetus milk with is watching this on Youtube or if you're listening on spotify and you can go to Youtube please let me can you access the male prostate from the belly button. I feel like with some just saying she's like I've explored every bellybutton in las like imagine you walk to pull them. Believe the girl they're all NASA so that wasn't even the worst so my worst. I know you're a long long slow worst but this one was I want to know. How many times did he rub his belly button in front of you all every every time yeah it got down Ass Bitch famous plaza in my in my power off not far off uh-huh tell you later my God is the guy that I know no? I was like Oh you know this. This was like I was young like eighteen into twenty three so like I didn't know I had not had very much sexy at so. I just thought Oh all sex is kind of weird and whatever but then I learned in Macau will never do that again. Obviously married now again but <hes> the worst time of river was this guy that was supposed to hook up so I was going through a break up and I just wanted to have sex and I thought that guys would be down to just like you know hook up and no strings attached sex. They always make it seem like this is the second time him that I told a dude like hey. I just WANNA have sex. It was a guy that I knew we did Improv together and I thought he was funny and I was like I'm just down to have sex like I don't Wanna a relationship or anything like that. I don't WanNa date right now. Just like just sex all my God imagine. A girl is hot as Niki walking. Talk if you're down for some casual sex yeah just let me know when he goes to his brother's fucking disgusting. I wanted to relationship we were making out and I was like hey just so you know I think this is leading somewhere in and like I just like to have sex but not anything else and he was like yeah baby. Whatever you want baby late? I'll take good care of. You and I'm like okay. We used to call me baby girl girl. I like being called Okay but by somebody that you don't WanNA relationship with while they're fucking me. I'm sorry in a relationship sorry that's right. That's right Oh yeah. This is just like a hookup. I just wanted to make it very clear. We're just friends after this. We're going to just be friends like nothing's nothing's going to happen. After this okay we were in the car making out right outside of my apartment building and so I'm like okay he's like yeah. I want to just have sex sure so. I'm like okay. Let's go he like parks the car really fast and he ends up rear ending in <music> pillar behind home. Are you like like tresor park so fast that he fucking rear ends of the back of his car like it's fucks like looks okay and he's like it doesn't matter grasp face and he just like Ms Mckee doubt with God like bites. My Wytheville aggressively doesn't want the car thing to ruin. He's probably pissed about the car hanging out at this. I really don't want this anymore but I felt bad because he was going to have to go back to shit. You're saying you're saying that he will. I pity invited him up because I was like well. Maybe maybe you could just go upstairs Schill for a little bit and he's like okay. Is that cool and I'm like yeah so then we go up and he starts immediately like grow aggressively making out again like in feel that it's like slipping yeah well. He just starts biting my I. I basically offered to give them to like like go down on him to stop biting. My fucking face goes down out there and it's like full Bush Sean Bush booking muff microphone Mickey Mickey's like where is it yeah. It's hard as it was like when you drop your cell phone ahead push looking jungle while you're here machete shedding and safari and so I start with a hand job and I don't actually end up giving this guy blowjob thank God because I was just like so like we just I'm just GONNA use my hands for this. I use a condom because I only for actually in a relationship I had him. Put that on we start like going forward but I am so dry like I'm like Oh fucking Saharan desert dry like not into this at all but this guy is so so like aggressively like like enraged passion and he's like sweaty and I'm the guy that I know some weird case because I whenever X is at a party in the suit he was wearing a kate the lake like this guy that guy and then like God damn order I normal one been yeah so we started voting a he just starts dripping sweat. Never him so bad like was he was just like very Italian he was like <hes> very hairy and very Italian and wouldn't expect my like looking at him he kind of looked like John from the office or Jim from the office yeah <hes> so I was like oh he's kind of cute and then when you then when this happened it was like oh they destroyed everything. This is what I'm seeing so you dated bubble the truck driver and then for some reason you had a Cape Super Pale Vampire and then no actually the break up that I was going through when I was looking up with this guy. He's a Guy Empire. You're saying that he wrecked his car more than you. Wreck your pussy then we he went for four forty five minutes because he just forty five ice he thought that like girls wanted a longer and I was like all my God wrap this. I had the common misconception Yeah No. I'm down for like twenty minutes or less and like twenty minutes on the long side to same all right with that. No we're going on a break. We will be right back cold up all right slow talking about buffy comforters because buffy makes this comforter that's made out of Eucalyptus and it keeps you cool during the night and I think that's so tight because I often have to open the window or have the A._C.. A._C. on because Steve my husband is just like a sweat monster and it just wake up just like soaked in his sweat but with a buffy comforter keeps them colder tonight and I think that's dope. It's also earth friendly and cruelty free. There's a number of nights with hundred percent plant based design. It's breathable keeps you comfortable in a temperature that <hes> in a way that polyester cannot do it's hypoallergenic so a lot of people are allergic to like down comforters stuff like that this uses you won't be allergic to it and it's just like you couldn't you can try a comforter in your own bed for free and if you don't love it you can return it for free yeah. I want to try that. You know I'm one of them. People that like I like the fan on but I want to be under the comfort yes yes. It's a miracle we are speaking commoner Fan America yes so being a beautiful little Koala wrapped up in Eucalyptus leaves. That's nice. I like that. You're so cute. I've been a beautiful so we're twenty dollars off your buffy comforter. You can visit Buffy Dot C._o.. And Enter bt C. H.. Again go to Buffy Dot C._O.. And Enter B._T._c. h twenty bucks off Ooh you can also try it for free and then return if you don't like don't return it but don't you're gonNA love it. Yeah and we're back Gina. Sorry Shit. No Dude Okay so you're invited over to his guys house right. He was fine like I'm the one who approached him actually actually because I was waitressing at a bar and I I like to call them and people I just do hit on you right but I told them like dude. You're you're good looking like. I don't WanNa hit on you but you're good looking then one thing led to another we ended up looking up <hes> so I went over to his house and it was a nice house house like it was nice but I think he got it in his mind that women like a long sex because it was like Oh yeah I'm GonNa fuck you to the break of dawn and then like a like an hour later. I'm just sitting there like it's because they watch Horn Horn Ornstein. Yeah I want twenty minutes or less yeah. All I need and I like watching you comes. If I don't get to see you come do we ended up not even finishing both of us what yeah because there was like look man went too long. It's going to long they actually that is one of the issues with <hes> porn addiction to like. You just can't finish Oh. I knew I knew this guy that he was addicted to Hen tie and so a goals like he was addicted to hand tie <hes> and so like his girl would have to like basically make weird noises and then like it was like it's the weirdest thing that's such a bummer. Can you imagine a woman like feeling like you're not sexy but it's it's not you. It's just so you WANNA xenical. There's this one time I was okay so the same guy that suck on my toes look man. He's up to my toes. I didn't want to ruin the moment so I just let him go with it just rocket whatever and then like signed the Pleasure Leisure and that tells it was either but I'm like massage so we like the sex was great by the way like the sex was great and then like halfway through he's like wait. I WANNA use something I'm like okay cool and then he goes through his door. He pulls out a Dildo now for like a split second I was like is this going into. Who's WHO's going into? I don't know who's right now okay but it was for me and that was the first time ever used the dildo before and that was dope really like five five years later I'm hanging out with my girlfriends in Taiwan rarely travelling and shit and then we got to know realize that we knew the same guy and then she was like oh I hooked up with him and I was like me too and then he did this thing she goes to do. They'll do it. Was it the same deal. I'm like pink. Hopefully he washes though maybe that's not washing. I made him clean it out and then we just started Boston out laughing. I was like you. We're all all my sisters. Can I think the fantasy of always wanted but I've never been able to do yes so we can do an entire episode. Fans Shave Palmos gave you guys like Oh like worse date story but like I was like that's a whole nother episode. We're saving your story actually reminded me of the same case the BUBBA I just had to cancel sex immediately it was going down on me and before going down on me he goes Oh my God. I guess so many like it I guess in. I think that's important they do that. Yeah I immediately fuck and shutdown. Why would you do that? That's so drool and like it's fine. If we're making out like I don't. I don't really want it but like if I see or feel you'll or you don't spit on the Dick. Oh what if what if you're in a position where you were being really submissive and the guy was really dominant and he's spitting your mouth I had somebody text me and they will spit in your a. and say I never like I never thought or what do you do think he can't handle it. What do you do when they spit the US better swallow? What's the next step? What happened to me once okay? Hey it's only happened to me once and it happened out of nowhere because me in bed I like to be full on dominated like Ray fucking break me bitch like I wanna be disrespecting. My Girl Geo knows I I won't be slapped around backhanded everything so let's do was on top of me and he was talking to me right like grabbed my face and help my mouth open and just spent in my mouth and hello and held it shut and he's like you swallow that. Should now all these ever been houses like I will never forget that ever. Do you know for me like I would so I really love the whole joking thing and I really like it. When I'm being tossed around? It's like yeah I wanNA take you here and I want to get there but when it comes to slapping my ass. I'm like no really like I'm not paying attention to my book but know added touch it. It doesn't do anything. I'm just like ow that hurts like okay. Look a little pat instead of just a full on Slavia. I don't like the San Oh for me to like. I really don't like hearing the sounds like for me really league. Try to contain my my moaning and stuff to me. That's really hot. I'm just like so fucking like having such a great time that I don't want anyone else to know so. I like having really quite sexy. Okay so I'm I'm opposite have really loud sex but one of my biggest CERNAN's is when like they cover my mouth yeah and cam not allowed Nikki or like me the same polar orbison like because like I used to I can switch but and I used to like I used to be like oh I want to be dominated or like degraded or Sunday and then eventually I was like I don't like that <hes>. I just decided I was like I don't. I don't want you do that to me but I just started becoming more dominant and like it's like dude. It's really fucked up. I'm like a Predator like if I really into the guy I'm seeing like I will objectify the fuck out. I'm link you look fucking good today like that's like addict real quick. I'm I'm literally like very like aggressively like like i Mike gramont scary. I've heard that like sometimes the people are very dominant in their personal life and then like that'll dominating both yeah because I'm talking to horrible in real life. I am so control control yeah yeah but in bed you can fuck and talk to a river and I'll fucking find out. They want that being bossed around for the one time. I don't have to think about anything how about being called a punt during what I like like maybe like for me. That was a complete turn off because there's one house having sex. Is this one guy he really liked to call me a bitch and a cut and I'm like I don't like that. Does he call you that in real life no no no it was just just like a sex thing that turned him on and for me like again. I liked to have like just romantic really quiet. No no no it doesn't have to be romantic is just like I don't want to talk really. I don't WanNa hear the sounds of like for example slapping but if you're choking me it's I can't make a sound can be so that I think that's my thing like I don't WanNa hear anything. <hes> no I can be you can call me. You can call me a bitch with no college. They don't care. I dig it. I like I like like I remember. There were times when I've struggled with my ex-boyfriends because it's like dude hit me harder like come on. I don't want these little bitch slaps there. One Dude told me like I can't choke you like I don't think I can do that to you and I'm like okay. That's I yeah we're talking to work out froze. Yeah I think I think something that people don't really talk about is is I think that my sex life got significantly better. When you know in my personal life I learned how to communicate really well like in work and like with others and that translated over into my sex life and I found out unbeknownst to me that if you just tell somebody would you like and what you don't like? You really cut a lot of shit like there's this. I don't even know why we have a stigma that like we can't tell them like oh go there. Oh do this or like Oh. This is my spot or something and then I learned like once you do that like I'm like Oh my God it's so much better. It is fun if they're perceptive actually listen through I mean and this is one of the few times where you know particularly men will listen because they want that porn star Shit they want. They want you to like finish. They want to make you feel good so if you're saying hey here's the all access pass push this button. They will push that fucking button like eighty percent of the time but like if you're like hey I really need to take out the trash like that's not gonNa make you finish might not do that. You know I feel like when you're younger. 'cause you're still so shy about your your sexuality that you don't talk about things like that but when you get older you cut out all that bullshit like on my second day. This is what I liked what I want this about you. It just gets us should all the way you know exactly what you want and I'm like much more open about it now. I guess I'm saying that because I had an experience with someone where I was pretty vocal with what I liked and what I didn't like especially like during the active things but then it got to the point where he got so in his own head where it's like this is step one. This is step to this. She doesn't like that and like he was like walking on eggshells whereas sex puzzle yeah yeah so in his own head and it just it was not good yeah. I'm just like forget it and it's also like where did you learn this from porn video great while I'm your teacher now. Listen Yeah Listen Porn Stars are the same and for for the most part you both want to please each other right so like having communication with that same guy he had issues with letting me know what he liked me like it really turns me on to know that he's turned on. Yes yeah like fuck. Yeah like a WANNA. Make you come immuno. Help me. Tell me what it is that you like the most but I want you to know you didn't feel comfortable communicating. You like noises noisy like I don't like it. When I'm coming like Ugh like give me a warrant like I do like I love? This isn't that we are the same. We only being choked but I like my hand hand covering my mouth. I've got like like I don't know if this is too graphic but on the face like facial- facial those nicotine nicotine swindling owned yeah. That's what it is like. I'm I feel like it's sat possessiveness. I've gotten choked out so hard once at actually passed out and I came to write. I woke up to him fucking meals like oh I've passed out before I'm talking like blood blisters on my iffy pop blood vessel aisling yeah fuck me up. You know what this is like. These are your best sex stories. That like sounds like the worst two other other. People should have called nine one one. I'm good the hottest. It is sex I've ever had for me like it really gets me going. If it's like so for me. It's not just silence like I like the noises right but I want the noises to be like I'm trying to contain. It's kind of like Oh. That's hot like Oh. We're GONNA get caught. Be Quiet Yeah grunting but you're just like yeah. I'm just like yeah. I know he's filling but he's trying to contain it like ooh. Bows on your Mommy Story. Ed like reminded handed me of something so I'm not submissive at all told you like. I don't like being dominant however there was this one time and that's why I say nothing's like a whole blanket statement like you should never do <music> this for me because there was this one time where it was like it was this guy that was like ten years younger than me okay or like not ten years it was like eight years younger than me and he was a virgin and we had like known each other for a while and we'd like nick flirted a little bit and I like Kinda got to well he had sex with one person right before me like right before me but like it was pretty much like a virgin and it was terrible sex like it wasn't good sex. It turned me on to be like I'm helping him with his. Oh the rope Oh. I've seen guys like that before. It's just like Oh my God. You're so innocent. Yes some GIN yeah. Ah Tell you everything and really for me. It's like too much work want want someone who knows what they're doing now. I think like similar minds like you know how I said that you guys WanNa be dominated in needed and blah blah well. If you have a guy that's a little more innocent and like looking up to you like that. You still need it yeah and it's like and it's almost exciting because it's like you're needed in like a totally different kind of way like make sense. Sometimes I see guys like cute. Baby faces like there's still hands and I'm like I will fuck in ruin yeah. It's GonNa be great much good cougar right able year read as before actually like when when Stephen I first <unk> stated <hes> if you go back and look of us in two thousand thirteen steve was like a skinny linke dude without were flannel shirts and he had glasses I thought he was more of a hipster nerd guy and I was like this do doesn't ever gotten as Dick's like I'm about to say. It was one of the things that turn me on like do you ever have you ever dated a guy that you knew you were out of his league but you liked that. Yes we will yes. It's funny because I don't have a type and I don't think I've ever dated like traditionally like mostly handsome jock guy like or any like attractive like like that kind of traditionally attractive guy I see humor I like I've never been attracted to someone before Ford than making me laugh once they make me laugh that like deep hearted dark humor laugh then I'm fucking attracted to that and there the sexiest person I've ever seen so a lot of times people will like judge. My boyfriend's like I dated one guy that was five six. He was like two inches taller than me and he was Pales. A fucking goes when he was like maybe laugh and so I hated him and I loved I loved it and then there Steve was the exact opposite he's like six four and he's like the strong and like all that stuff and I love it on both sides of the spectrum I've dated like six foot two tall dark and handsome muscular that girls through themselves all over him and in that in that relation bells yes daddy there right and then I dated not as attractive and then that's what I'm more dominant because I'm like where the fuck else you gonNa go well. What else fucking get you know? It's horrible yeah with like a lot of my friends and I've done it to or like I dated a guy that was like who's like maybe look good five or soon yeah like personality wise like really great and like this is going to sound weird but like I'm just trying to explain it. Security is a major part of A. Relationship it's a major factor that you know both sides play a part in and for you know me growing up as a very insecure woman. I can't date a ten because I don't WanNa be out in public with you and worried you know anybody's GonNa Steal your at any given point so it's this weird thought like deep and I really like I cannot I cannot date like you know if you're too smart to successful too hot to fuck and famous. If you're checking off all those boxes you're gonNA ruin my life and I'm not about it. I don't WanNa go back up. I'm not gonNA I understood that I dated a guy briefly that was on Forbes and then I'll just like deal you like me. I told him straight up doing like she d like someone humanitarian in lake something whatever he goes no dude. You're fucking dope. I'm like people like you never know what people refer like you can't tell by the outside and like know what their type is but the one time I felt like that I dated a popular guy in high school for like two months and this is the guy fell asleep inside. I would've let them do whatever and I think I learned. I learned a lot from that experience because I was so I felt like he was so out of my league. I was like a a like a punk rock like Chubby girl with braces. This is and then like I got my braces off and I lost a couple pounds and then this popular guy wanted to date me and I was so freaked out of my head. I was just like trying so hard to like make him like me and like he already liked me but like I want him to think I was cool to and like I was so fucking awkward and that's why you're like a nine to so I feel like my God bows. Stop Yeah you know I was like I was very shy and <hes> I was more tomboyish and he said that I he didn't like that. I wasn't girly enough and all this stuff. You know. It's interesting like me growing up though all the guys that I've ever dated. They were never guys that I wanted. Casey was the first person that actually gave me <music> butterflies and I was excited. I never ever dated a guy that actually wanted somehow like I just I was into deep girl world like two nights. They end up like kind of like kissing me and I'm like Oh shit. I guess really his right now and then next thing I know I'm in a relationship for if you never had a crush on them you know I really don't have a friend zone. You're like okay. I guess you're Nice. You're very go. I mean take for the same in that because like I've dated some guys I was keen singly linked me look like I was like I'm supposed to be datings. Actually guys to for some reason people thought I had a type that I actually liked big guys <hes> because a lot of these guys were like pretty round plus. I'm like no it's just. I don't know how I get myself into. These things like fuck. I really just wanted to date a really I one time but I think that's what builds you like. Now you know how to say no or you learned how to say no and same with the dating out of your league thing is like I will never let someone in just like completely on a pedestal like that were like I'm so awkward because I just don't I just want them to like me so much. Yeah you know one time I started thinking about because someone asked me once I would you do if like I'm just going to Jason Momoa it just all of us. I like every hole is available. Whatever you fucking BUBBA belly button w for me though it's like what you're saying both I just get really insecure and I'm like you want me? I gotTa Run away like your way too fucking your way to like up there where I'm like. I'm not worthy serious question. You'll ever dealt with Segma- yes yeah I saw it for my first time in high school like I all is about to suck my boyfriend's because you know high school. You don't have it smell. It didn't smell but I do is bad. I and I pulled his foreskin back and I was like yeah. What the fuck is this he goes? Oh no nothing just just do it. I'm like no no no no no no yeah oh no no no yeah no first of all bitch we about to go to school because I live right across my schools. It was don't walk musical every morning. I'm like no. I'm not fucking. Doing this is gross and I didn't know what it was nasty. Do you ever things like that. We're like <hes> you didn't realize is. Will you realize that then but like Thursdays are I didn't realize it was bad sex or bad anything until like now looking back like I used to sixty nine a lot like before having sex because I waited for a year with my first boyfriend I was going to wait for marriage. I was raised legit and I was going to I was trying to wait for marriage and then I had been dating this guy for a year in high school. I was like well. We're probably going to get married anyway. So then that's when I decided to lose my virginity but during that year we did everything but sex six not bud sex but like everything sex yeah and it was a lot of sixty dining it. I thought it was the site is thing ever signing was doe seep offered at the other day. I was like oh no no no no well what we're not like. I'm five four six hour. I just don't think it would your ass on your at his nipple. Yeah one VAGINAS. No that's funny yeah. I just it just hit me the other day that I'm like man. I used to really love that a lot. uh-huh what does it have. You guys ever had dude. Have you ever gotten someone so fucking fine. There's this one dude that was so fine like this is one of the very can't relate sorry. My boyfriend is like one of those few you really rare times when I got shy whenever he came around because this was like a Korean like model right like he was fond mine girl Oh my God <hes> muscles and tattoos you like beautiful McDonnell. The Mommy Army Guy Looks like a k pop stars and to this day. I'm still like God he's cute. He's cute and I'm just like Dan like it was it was like a it was it was it was a it was a criminal but he had a black guy's name for some reason I don't even know why but right <hes> U._S.. Fine and then it turned out to be one of the most disappointing sex I've ever had in my life ever like because he's been so pretty he's never had to. I never yeah it was so boring that I swear to God I almost picked up my phone and texting my girlfriend homerun during it the fuck dude and then like I don't even spend the night I'm like I'm Gonna I'm GonNa go out and then just never spoke to him again. Yeah disappointing when sexist too boring or too long. I really going going through my to do list for the next lake groceries I in the Austrian I gotTa Get Bananas. I'm out of bananas and Shutting Laundry Quarters Yeah. Oh I have a ten. I WanNa get the bananas I'll just get the roller coasters and and then I realize I'm just in the middle of sex really know for me. It's the opposite where I'm just like so in that shitty sex moment. We're on like damn this sucks. Why are you doing that? No over there. What the fuck no me out of here like folks three all? I don't experience that I do my my boyfriend is so out of my league that like I he made me less crazy because like in all my other relationships I think care so I didn't try and then like after like the second or third day and I was like I really like whose line I was like. I WANNA keep this one and so like it kept me from like you know when I would get mad about something. I'd be like all right man. Let's shut the fuck up like have your like liked somebody. Something crazy died. Yes absolutely that's next level but like with anyone else like I was like. I was fucking insane because I didn't give a shit about you know what I mean and so now I'm like I'm mind I mind my business is good. I think we've gotten into like we've been dating for a year now. I think we've got an into one. Maybe two who are no one argument and then one long form of communication day makeup sexes so good though do I owe bad. He's just pick a fight. I was thinking because I feel like but like no. I feel like we'd be like really not in the mood right now. Sweetheart uh-huh leads to make up sex because I haven't really had that really wouldn't be so passionately angry at the person where you fucking hate them. You're screaming and then like that. Passion is not a similar feeling to the passion of hot sex and so you just like converted. It's just like how fear is very close to the feeling of excitement you can so if you're nervous about something you can shift that into being excited about something you could shift angle. Oh Yeah backhand so well pack not on Hopi it was not but it gets it all out. You know yeah else. I can do that because I'm just if I'm mad. I'm just like fuck you till the ends of the earth like don't come near me. I think that's what it is though so when we're having sex on like no don't like that I'm turned on by that like being like no. I don't want it and he's like no fighting. It's like even more like no fuck you fuck. You know it's really weird so during unusually really submissive for but there is one way to get me angry during sex sex that I start like that's how I ended up back in my dude so for those of you who remember like way back in the fields I can squirt like a porn star Jesus we do that too I could I can I can control it you can if you Oregon. There's times when it's like when it's really good. I can't control it but Gina's is out here. Peeing on people like it's for me. It's like more like for show right. It's like for show but when it's like when he hits the really good spot a lot then I can't control it and it just happened to come out and that gets me pissed because of the weird way in my head is you're fucking up my sheets bitch with the fall then I get angry and then I'm like what the book and then we started fucking even harder than backhand you and I get angry and then again on top and they start writing the shit out the Dick. I'm usually submissive but if you ever want me to get angry just make me squirm so thank God you guys bluffing. You guys are like my sisters and then hearing you say stuff like that. I'm like David was talking about how he watched an episode of asked if feels one time in Gio was like year and I was grinding on Russia and he was like I can't watch. I feel like I'm here in real time can't get away. I know you can do it. Well there. You go guys. Those are all of our worst sex stories. 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