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Nikki B Bobbin For Big Apples (#2 STWR Live In Brooklyn) - EP 283

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

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Nikki B Bobbin For Big Apples (#2 STWR Live In Brooklyn) - EP 283

"Dear HIV. There's nothing. Dear about you. There's no cure, but there are treatment options, echo, echo science, talk to a healthcare, professional. Learn about a treatment option at X ex science dot com. Sponsored by Gilead sciences. Well, I hope you listen to part, one of our straight talk live in Brooklyn last week. Yeah. There was a little audio issue when we went into the audience, but. What are you gonna do? Like always say you want your money back. But I, I hope you enjoyed it now that I associate because we did to live in Brooklyn that first one was about being kind of like a daytime show, because it was recorded during the day, and then we all took a break, which pictures with everyone there had a cocktail and unbuttoned. If you will. This show is fun. We go. There is filthy and it was so fun to really let loose with all the street talkers from all over who came to hang with us for just a little bit in Brooklyn. So without further ado, I give you our second late night. Show live show in Brooklyn. What's up? Everybody has to go. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Whatever you identify as welcome to Brooklyn, New York, three dollar Bill, bro, live painting of your podcast. All right. Take as many deplorable in Kentucky. Hilar off. I said Hello Ross. It makes your to use the hashtag. S. T. W. R. NYC. Guys ready. Meet your host. All right here. You know, he's the host. Oh, it's like gay day. Past. He is also reflect buoyant automatic and writer. He's welcome back. See. See. He is regular on the Wendy Williams show, everybody. Welcome. Mickey. All together, everybody. Give it up for C. All right. You know what time it is? Right. Is a best selling author and award winning TV hosts on balls drag race. And the host restraints Ross Mathews, everybody, please, welcome Ross. Who was that? Oh. Well, I am lies to shoot. Okay. Ready? Four thirty show was like I consider it when the daytime show. Right. Are y'all ready to give Phil? Cannot believe this shit. We get to say on straight talk. I, I mean I, I was on the tonight show, when we are in mainstream television, I, I never thought I get to say this stuff with, with the microphone in my face. But it is the stuck we all say when our best friends, right? Thank you so much. You are all I think we've got to hug, and meet just about everybody at the four thirty show. And how many of you, this is the first show. You've been to today. Number nothing. But you pick one guy. Earlier today. We had auto here. Ms cracker. We had the cast of Beetlejuice the music. At the seven thirty show. Got us. On purpose? I didn't I wanted to have a conversation, one show, and then just do a good, old fashioned nitty gritty tipsy episode. G-o-v any of you had a cocktail. If you don't drink, I did bring edibles from California. Just to see Jay Nikki. And I are going after the show because I am over broadcaster. You can't give someone an EMMY, and then let them broadcast high now pan knew that would be. Okay. So we are in the midst right now of what on, on a straight talk with Ross, we call the prayer. How Louis a- and God bless you as well. Thank you. Every show there is a prayer word of the day, today's prayer word for this show is pride. Beeri then. Okay. You already get this show started. Are you in the mood for a little mumbo jumbo? He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. No you need. Money is Ross Matt. Sweet me. But all show we have two quick, worry Gerard. You know, or any love her. The. Mnay. K K. Aw. The man, whose idea this whole thing was to bring straight talk to New York. Notre tonight, an engineer cut. Our very own printing Queen the what. It is been so fun to be with all of you, you know, I had a salivary gland infection. I understand I still look gorgeous. But and you're right. But there was no. I insist that you're right. But there was a significant swelling going on and she's she's calm down. I see some swollen going on you sir to. It's gone down. Thanks to anti-biotics. I will say that those are rough on tummy. Really? We'll have a very graphic story for you next up. Three dollar Bill eating establishments. So we're going to hold that one for the Airways, okay? We've been talking about a lot. I just don't wanna share because it's too recent, so we're not going to go there yet about four minutes. Shut up. Nikki Boyer dare you. We also have some notables in, in the audience today, I want to get to them. If you're a long-time listener of straight talk, you know, that on the east coast. We, you know, all the big news shows CNN, MSNBC HGTV. They all have correspondence. Nationwide. Kiss kiss. We are lucky enough to have a team talker. I always like to keep my finger on the pulse of the teen beat. No, I'm not gonna say that. I always like this. I like to keep myself abreast of teen. No say that. Jordan's here. Jordan. Talker is here. Jordan now known. Drag Queen EPA LeVine. Darling. I'm so sweaty all my goal. Okay. Do you remember when Jordan sounded like Ross Matthews on. We met you when you were how old darling, maybe about fifteen sixteen and now how you're what, what, what how old are you now? You're twenty one twenty one. Yes. And you look beautiful darling or thank you so much you too. Now, I wanted to because when we met grew up in Scotland and then came here, and when we were fifteen sixteen was like, really trying to be American. Right. So when we met Ethel you sounded like Kelly capacity. A now you've let your we've moved in with your grandmother, sins. And so you're, you know you're somebody moved in with family members. So I moved in with my uncle from Scotland. But now I'm not with them anymore, but because we're talking about, it's gonna come out. So, because you lived with them reverted back to that. That is I could go so balls. Deep on this right now. So fascinated but we don't have time will you call. But we will you call back in the show. We can go deep into this. Yes, please apple Jordan team. Talker. Dating. No. But I'm here. So maybe I could meet someone really nice. Maybe. We could have a straight talk wedding. Can you imagine? Up. Eighteen talkers not our only I call them friends and family in my file on the computer. There's a friends and family file, and these the regulars call it. So we have a lot of do you remember we did a Saguenay with CJ called. It was called Dr top, and I had Lance Bass actually record, Dr top. We had a listener reach out and say, will you need a doctor bottom? You remember that? Dr bottom, would you please come up? Very. Dr bottom it is so great to own person. I think you're the tops ideal. Have you are you able to walk the streets now without people stopping you say surprisingly after that episode a lot of people hit me up on Instagram or just like even at work actually at work? I would tell HR about that. Are you are? You are you in a relationship. Currently I am. Yes, I'm married for three years. Audience has turned on you. They're booing now if it didn't open relationship. There you go. I know that was a couple years ago that you called in a doctor bottom answered questions about bottoming is there anything you've learned in the past two years since just a one nugget of wisdom. Practice makes perfect and lots of fiber. Broccoli great great. Super, thank you so much. Dr bottom. A real champion of the broccoli industry. Thank you. Thank you so much. Another friend family that we got to meet, you all know I've been obsessed with this person at brigger up more than I should. And to be quite Frank. I met her today, and she, she was there for the four thirty show and I said to her facts, we were you there CJ with CJ? I said, oh, I thought you were going to be nuts. It's Gina sexual Gina. I am not. I am totally nuts. But I'm here for you, Honey. Honey? Swing know that you're nuts. So you don't buy sexual Gina calls a lot all the time. Minimum used to voicemails on the show that was remember. There's a lot for me to at it, but by sexual Jeanette will never give up calling and leaving voicemails on that number what, now there's not even a number to call now I just recorded voice memo, and then just Email, right? I'll get an Email. That's like pats me, Gina, and I just here. Here's what's going on with me and the Email, I would play them, but their seven eight minutes long, while they're like, hi it's me, and like everything's fine, Geno, anyway. Anyway, anyway. Right. I'm so not embarrassed. Absolutely true and accurate. Sorry about it. And whenever not this. Good. Whenever whenever I get an Email. I always ward it to them and go on another one. And let me. There's a couple of terms where I ended up being bras, at you're still listing super. Because I listened to till the end. And I've been trying to find a way to incorporate you in the show. But you just hold shut the fuck up. Everybody knows me. So we should do a game hole, shut Gina. I'm going to. I'm gonna think of a way to incorporate you because you're moving very close to us coming up. We'll tell the people where you're moving your you live about an hour and a half from here now and you, she says, I don't know if I can come to the branch tomorrow because I've got to pack I'm moving to Tucson, Arizona. Which means you're just a hop. Skip. And a Hello from palm spring. I will be there. Anytime you want me to be there a mortgage might be there too much. Whenever you want me to be there. Bisexual. Love you. Isn't it fun put a family reunion? We have one more friendly. Well, I, I paid for the friend and family plan. So they're all here. A regular on the program. Most recently heard on afterglow with facsimile. Please put your hands together for Bela Vish gone. Bell of a Scotty everybody. Belva Scotty, drag Queen who we've met who either. Right. So many songs for the program, and has even performed at Ross's bubbly brunch in LA. Right. So still thinking about it. That makes one of us. Okay. No Doshi was amazed. At you really were amazing new. You look so fantastic. I just dragged on LA grace, and you got to do afterglow which is the new after show. It's free. It's right near fade kind of listen to be a great job with it. Thank you. On afterglow. And I said, oh, I love Bella. I called after I love bell. How was it? You went to these house. Miriam, darling. Right. Was it beautiful? It was come and delicious and Buta at I didn't find a sex dungeon in the basement. I didn't look didn't pay for the tour, but I said to the and I don't know. I haven't cleared this. Oh, no. I don't know. But you're talking about ice said, usually. Usually, I would run by a bitch. But I did. I said, how was it having Bella there and said, you are wonderful like a total delight and mentioned something else. Anything with talk about. I love you. Please fill the people in okay? First of all, Bella, thank you so much for being on that episode. I had the best time. So after we recorded the episode he decided, I wanted you to stick around while I was editing at right. So I'm editing on my couch and Bella sitting in the chair, and then Bella starts stretching. I see it in my peripheral vision, Mike, always stretching. And then he's like I have to p I'm like, okay so he runs any Ps. And we stop right now, you think, you know where this is. Raise your hand. If you think you know where it's make noise. It's an audio. A maybe I'll tell you this. You're on. Okay. So he wouldn't PD came back like five minutes later he had to be again. So he peed like twenty times. Probably I don't know. He kept paying, so then he when he continued to stretch, and then he's like, oh my God. I feel like the low rumblings. Like I feel he's like I have to go get it out. Go, you know, in my new Miriam, darling apartment. So he goes in the bathroom shuts the door and I hear this. One more time. I said, why he was Bella. Oh my God. I heard that. And he goes, oh, my God. I can't believe it. My God is is that let it out. Just let release. Bella had diarrhea in Miriam. Darlie. As ing. Girl girl could feel you. Imagine imagine it was pretty awful. And it turns out, I also had a sinus infection the whole time. Right. The whole time I was ill and the whole time. He's like appel don't leave any particles. I love that. You were opening up with our fantasy Marie to really use Miriam, darling. And I want you to know from the bottom of heart. The first thing he did. When you left was, I sterilize that. Yeah. All right. Audie. Anybody bell? Love you. A few VIP's in the rooms. Did anybody thinking it was going in that direction too much? Did anybody think there was like sex or blowjob involve? Totally totally opposite. Is Bella single. Oh, yeah. Bella is single. Get it. Confession to me. Okay. If Belo was straight, and I wasn't with Tommy, we rigor acquires. Italy say about everybody, everybody that about everybody. Any of you, you said it about. No, I did not say that about Ron never the fucker you like my sister. We have a brand new segment on the show, and it's already sleeping the nation. It is. I don't even probably heard about on the news. Everybody's talking about it. It's cold. Freaky Fags e. If you're anything like us, you can't you can't exact- member all the words to the things on summer complicated. But you can't get it out of your head. Freaky, freaky pads. One that took one one take one take. It goes by so fast or not. We did out in one take so. Paxi is when you all disgusting people, send your questions or fetishes or whatnot into Fags e in fact, Z will read your question to, to us that he will read your and we'll sort of reactor answer, or whatnot now do you have any freaky flaxseeds on the today? I have been receiving, you should see my inbox. It's crazy. I've seen. About seventy percent of people senior in by. All right. I just got one last year. So thanks freaky. Freaky. Marie, please. Hurrying. I go really dirty on this. Is that okay? This one's really get. Yourself? Can I anybody up tight here or we can just go there? You're uptight you raise your hand. Okay. Good. You're all okay. Right. Penn? We'd go there as a family. I love you guys. Thank you. Okay. I just got I landed yesterday, and I received this Email high Fags freaky. So free. Eight. Years me, high facts, I have a freaky flaxseeds submission, for you, a while ago, I considered submitting this for kiss kiss Intel, but chickened out, but it's perfect for freaky Fags. So I'm just going to do it for starters. My name is notched Sean, and I'm not from Saint Louis. Hello. Not very also a disclaimer. I know this isn't the safest fetish in the world. But rest assured I get tested regularly, and m completely fine. This started when I was in college and lived with some really Hadid rate already moaning, are you can handle this. Not that long. Are you sure you could handle freaky bags? You can't. Okay. Are you? Okay. So this started when I was thinking yourself free. Freaky, patchy eight. Please continue the. So this started when I was in college, and lifted some really hot strike is one time, my roommate's girlfriend visited later, that night I was using our shared bathroom, when I saw right there in the trash can my hot, roommates used condom? I couldn't guy. Guy a used condom. What am I couldn't help myself? I picked it up and tasted his. Bricky. Thanks. You're so free freaky. Eight. It didn't taste great as it was. Wait, hold on as it was kind of old, but it turned. But it turned me on so much before. I knew it, I drank all of that. I'm so sorry. All right from then on, I couldn't be stopped any time. I was home alone or found myself at another hot friend's house. I would search through their bedrooms bathrooms for used condoms. I can think of four different guys who condoms, I found and drank on occasion. But there was one guy that was better than the rest. His condoms were quite larger than the others. Any came so much. I would find them tied closed like a full shot glass of seed them. I still get turned on just thinking about it today. We just got cancelled you guys. And they can't even do that, that I no longer live with any of these guys. And I was never caught none of them ever found out and I haven't done it in the longtime. I'm thankful that I didn't catch anything from these adventures. I don't have a question or a moral to the story. I just thought it would be a fun way to make Nikki gag. Like a thousand times, I love the show and all of you, and I'll in this very sloppy kiss una kissed. I don't know if I wanna kiss care. I don't think I wanna could pitch. Wasn't too much that was rough. Aw. It's real though. It's I would what I you know, I'm on. It's getting wow. What a lot of protein. No, they're on. This guy was on Kito. Okay. Another one. I have a freaky, faddish freaking out. Fetish from the audience from Patty. From up here alive. One out of Patty, please from your. Free. Keypad. You're so free freaky. Patty, Patty freaky. Panting everybody. Okay. Here it is. Actually, do you want to come down here? I was wondering about other Mike was can we? Can we up so much? And I'm gonna come out there. On the bottom outing. There you go. Thank you for sharing that before my story. So much easier for me. Yeah. Oh, patty. I know. Okay. So it's not free. Freaky, freaky pads. Eight. Howdy marine marine. Marie came up to me between shows and ASTA finish which I didn't. But I have a story the first time I ever did anal. I was trying to be very process, and like. Yeah, go for it and I reached back like halfway through felt a little nugget. Oh, not wanting my boyfriend. I grabbed it in my hand. Yeah. I mean what else does she supposed to do? Until completion. And I was like I just need to use the restroom. And that's when I let it go wing. Patty, really. But. Do you feel you must feel lighter? Now that you shared that with everybody, I know we're all looking at you pick during that. That was wonderful. Patty, thanks, thank you with the why not. With an I go on me. Okay question Patty when you had it in your hand the nugget, and you open your hand did it turn into Moldova. That would've been amazing. A motivating. Now is there should we do one more? Can we do? But I can't handle growed says, you know this one's not as grows. Okay. Okay. But it's just fascinating shits fascinating fascinating, one, this grinder interaction supposedly went viral. So some of you may know about it. It's a grinder message someone received from a guy in Australia that has an interesting. Fetish, this is the message. He sent on Grindr. Hey, mate? How are you? Nice pick. You are hot. I'm Lee mate. I'll be up front. I have a bit of an uncommon fetish interesting. This is where I'm hook, right? Okay. Basically, I get off seeing a dude blowing up balloons to the point of bursting seeing the guy acting macho and showing off fearlessly pushing it passed its limit. You look like you'd be good at it ever blown a balloon till it bursts. That's the message. So I thought it would be interesting. Pulled out balloons forever. So we're all gonna blow blue I want to use condo. Okay. We're all. So, so we're all blow balloons and see who's the first as I can get it to pop. Yes, I. You got a pop it. I don't what okay see blowing what have we put on an I who do you think's going to be good at this audience? Who do you think's going to be able to do it? All right. C LOKI up really high right now. I want to leave. Positions were all going to blow and the person. I'll tell you this, the person who the straight talk member who gets their balloon to pop. I gets to choose somebody in the audience who wins a Ross Matthews t shirt. Available for sale today. All right. The positions. Bitter petite. But nominal. Are you also heard you can't be doing, sir? Shit out of me from the heard you can't be doing pop like that. One of you in the audience who? We've got a big show. Lots coming up, straight talk with Ross live in Brooklyn. We're gonna be right that grab drink. Don't go anywhere. Is there something that interferes with your happiness or is preventing you from cheating your goals? If so better help online counseling is there for you? 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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat care prevent any disease. Just have to say the go. There you go. New chapter. She looks down shop at the nearby brick land. It is a live, straight talk with Ross on the east coast for the very first time. So much fun to be with you. I always had a dream that we would come here one day together as a crew. But it just never really seemed possible until CJ had vision partnered with a great people here at three dollar Bill in Brooklyn and made it happen. So thank you. CJ. Thank three dollars. And also shot out, straight talker, Adam through because Adam really helped me. The back. Thank you. Thank you so much. You know, we've found with the brunches are these live shows, it's you, it's the straight talker to approach us and say, hey, I have a venue or you should come here, and I know these people. So if you want us to come to your city out them, and TJ proven, we can make it happen, but only because you all showed up. So thank you so much. Really, really really, it means a lot to us. You know we were in the Big Apple the apple. Do you notice all the apples on the table here? I thought it would be a little symbolic. We're, we're in the Big Apple. And if you if you know anything about Ross Matthews, you know, that I like a theme, you know, like an idea, so I'm thinking what could we do when we're in the Big Apple and I always liked to do something. Awful to Nikki Boyer. So I thought, well, how could I do something about the Big Apple and awful to Nikki Boyer? And I really think I've cracked the code. I'm gonna drag the stool over here and then can I get Jay rod and CJ Toco? You guys. Nikki. I asked her on Hilla Ross pod. She would be down for doing this. She said, yes. Jay rod and CJ are bringing out a big bucket of water. It's like a Tupperware thing. No, I'm gonna have you hold this right here. We're going to secure that. No, I had a vision. Busy own kiss kiss video. But I need your help. Everybody are you willing to help. Because we're gonna play a game called I hold on. I have I've used it. Hold on. We're going to play a game called you gotta wait. You gotta hold. Oh, it's so worth it. I texted into myself back stage Colt. You say hold, please. Hold, please. Okay. Now, J rod shit still how moment, I have the ads on YouTube j. Rod gave me a coupon. I'm busy. Hold on. Fox. Time to play the game. Creeping the nation. Mickey Bob, and perhaps. I even met. Nikki, be Bob and for Big Apple. All right. Now here there, here's how this is gonna work. Okay. I put together, here's the deal. I have eight apples and huge see-through bucket of water. So you're gonna see Nikki beautiful wet face bobbing, apple now here's the deal. The only thing standing between Nikki Boyer and a wet face Bob. And for big Apple's in front of all you is you. If you love. Nikki boyer. This is your chance to save her. Because I'm going to ask you a series of questions. I've got eight questions. If you get an pick randomly in the audience, if you get it, right. We don't put an apple. In the bucket. But if you get it wrong, we put an apple in the bucket, and Nikki bobbin for big Apple's. So the only thing standing between you and Nikki. Bob, and for big Apple's is answering a question. Right. Who believes that they are up to the task of answering a question -burse? Let's check in with Nicole. Boy. How are you feeling terrified? I have a fear of drowning. And also, I believe in you because you're going to get these. All right. And there won't be in the apples of the Bill. Okay. If you do that Nikki bay, don't be bubbled per big Apple's. Who wants to be first? All right. Stand up, please tell us. Your name John, everybody say, hi, John. So all of these questions are in a way around about New York. So where are you from non New York? Nikki, how you feel right now. John eat it. You'll know you'll say that again, John great. You'll notice that NICKY has put her hair in ponytail. She does not believe in any of you. She thinks Nikki beat Bob in for big Apple's. But let's let us be gin. John in sex in the city too. Who sing- single ladies at the gay wedding. No you dare. Don't you dare John? You cannot phone French everybody. Do not cheat. This is Nikki's life on the line. A sequel. I understand it wasn't the best movie of all time, say it but I feel like it's a community. We've digested it. We worked through it. So who saying at the gay wedding, single ladies, who saying at the gate, wedding and sex city to Joan no idea. Verandah. The place in apple and the fuck it. John, what please we've got one Big Apple in the bucket. So every time every put about apple in the bucket. We've got to say to say with me we've got one big. In the pocket. Question. Number two wants it wants it. You do right here, come here. Stand up for me. Darling. What is your name? Stephanie. Everybody's say, hi, Stephanie. Stephanie, the question is yours. If you were rushing to rent to one bedroom apartment in Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue. What it costs more or less than five thousand dollars per month. More. It's a one bedroom apartment, Trump Tower more or less or more. What do you think more? The answer is. Five thousand nine hundred. You have. We still have one being. All right. So on the edge of our seat, sir waving come here. No, you come here with me. Come here, please. What is your name? Bill quickly. Everybody say Hello, Bill quickly. In a kiss kiss to you. Bill quickly. Here is your question. In funny, girl, which took place in New York. Barbara won't let anyone rain on her prayed, when she sings lives, candy and the sun's Abol of what? Ross is pissed. I'm rooting for Nikki. Said ross. Never the answer is butter that we have we still have. No. I love you. This is to excite. Oh, he's cute. I know what are they gonna do? What's your name, Anthony? Yeah. Where are you Bob for Anthony? Where are you from? And what is your what is your home address? Okay. I need you. You're all whistling, you're horny focus on the bucket. To save. Nikki from another apple name, three songs about New York. I love New York. I love New York Madonna. Come on. Empire Empire State of mind. You all need to shut. Let me tell you something. I will call the police if you yell out the answers. So far, we have I love New York, New York state of mine. I need one more song about New York. Anthony, New York, New York sit down. I think I need to show some gratitude. Mickey marine, please, don't Anthony what the no. No. We will not have heterosexual love making year. I will not stand. Not on my watch. Come over here. Look at this court, John. For days. Slowly, be ready to go looking gorgeous. What is your name? Tile. Everybody's high call. Did you get all made up just for? Demure your voices, but I'm going to ask you to project. Okay. Great. Okay. Kyle. Where are you from Brooklyn a retrieved from Alaska from Alaska? Maim the five boroughs. Manhattan. Well Bronx Harlem. We. With an I'm sober y'all. I'm very sorry. Fags e. We now have. Who can name name borough? Do you want me to name can name all the boroughs? Brooklyn, Bronx queens. Right. And manhattan. It's okay. I Google Staten Island. On him. Community ready. What's your name tell everybody? I'm Stacey stay. No staging case. We just named the five boroughs jaylo is Jenny from the block. She started made Manhattan, but reality, she's from which burrow. I will kill you. I will slip your throat. I want an apple the bucket. So I'm gonna say it wrong queens. She played. We know have. I still like Lipton within the big brother house with Omarosa, I can handle you. Okay. I think this is a good amount. But Nikki, we have two more questions left. Our winner of the t shirt and hat, thanks to C J. Yeah, what's. What's. Everybody say, hi Noel. No. Well, does it cost on average more or less than a hundred thousand dollars a year to operate a hot dog stands near central park? More or less than hundred grand a year. I will kick in the balls. I will kick you in your testicles. So. I'm saying. The more. More. Nicky. What do you think? I'm sorry. We were talking about the fact that I when I went like this, I think I pulled my groin, and I'm not joking. So I got I was telling Jay rod because I don't know why. Nikki believable, but shut up. We have a job to do. I'll give you some mold of it'll heal it. Now, let's focus. I'm not near the sound effects are. You know how hard Carvey playing motive is. I should never be away from that computer, the answer more or less than one hundred thousand dollars. What do you think? Noel Lockton on more. The answer is three hundred thousand dollars. We currently still have. Big Apple's in it, and only one question left. Come here. She's cream rough. Here. I appreciate the person last name. I like it. Yes. All right. What is your name trista? Everybody say, hi. God, I won yell. Trista. Okay. Now this is easy. This is so easy trista. And you can only three out big Apple's in the bucket. Nikki, you do three apples with her clothes. She can I don't know. That's just a saying, but four is a lot better than three. So all you have to do is this simple. Simple thing, everybody will know this what now. I'm so scared. Don't be scared smart. How old are you? Thirty five. Yeah. Smart. You pay attention. Every. Every state has two senators name your now shut. Chris Murphy and dick Blumenthal. She's from Connecticut. From New York. Put nipping Mickey down hugging her. I should've said, New York senators. I'm sorry audience. I fucked that. I still love your off. Yeah. Will trust them so on you right now. All right. I love you. All right. There you go. Nikki's gotta easy. We have. Big Apple's in walking. Okay. You want to be rolling. We're gonna roll on this. We have a towel ready for her. All right. It's time to play the game sweeping the nation. Mickey. Lobban for Big Apple. Sure faith in the. Mickey put her in the bucket. Nikki waterboarding is legal it unacceptable. Mickey completely so a Rio k with one. If you wanted to get one more. I would let you off base set what four. Oh my God. She's completely. So. We'll be. We'll be back with much more. Straight talk live in Brooklyn at three dollar Bill right after the how apple. Maybe. Two thousand nineteen is just started. And yet history has already been made the new normal is here. Have you seen it brought to life in a short film that runs only two minutes long the new normal seeks to leave behind eighty years of unjust prohibition in favor of a saver happier world? 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And I've had the worst Tommy stopped because of my antibiotics and I always use a wipe right like a, a moist. Alette but the other day what I was doing. I started seeing shitty why. Raw. Now I can't get out of my head. Great. Can you believe we do this show? How about a round of applause for? Nikki boy. No ideal getting myself into buds. Thank you for the shower, and I have water in my ear 's and saved her with only three apples to get she managed to get to of well die. I literally would've drown. If you would've made me going, do you know when the referee at a boxing match calls it? Because I, I kind of called it before that third apple. I just thought no Nikki. You're gonna you're gonna drown. So. We love Nicki. We love that you'd love. Nikki, thank you. You love water. Okay. I love a new saying on the show that started is bags east segment on the show. Was sleep. Gerald. A young woman from the valley. Memed. They. Spots. God good fat. Joe? On straight with everybody. Gonna work if you remember bags. He started it, and I don't I couldn't tell you how it happened. I don't remember. I can tell you CJ. You're better. Oh, yeah. But how CJ did it in the first place and why he did it in valley girl accent? But, and now we have subtitles on the show because if I could get CJ to the front of the state. No. C j it's the steers heart. I know. So he's he did steal it from facts, but he wants to share with some of you. So can I get do? We still have our friends and family members here in EPO belt Bella, can you come up here, Dr bottom, Dr bottom here, Dr bottom come up, but Gina bisexual, Gina and F still here. She might be in the bathroom or something. We'll try to get out roll calling Ethel. So what? To actually, you know what we're gonna do our server today. Stephanie, yes. Definitely everyone needs needs. Stephanie, she's a straight talker. He reach out to us and said, I work at this restaurant called Jacob's pick on the Upper West side, right on the upper two said, would you all straight talkers wanna come in and have lunch? And so we got an, an Uber went all the way from the Lower East Side of the Upper West side today and met with Stephanie for love. Changed my on tire dental. I'm so glad give Steph Canadian. Thank you so much checkout. Jacob mickle. Apple at. Okay. So the reason I bring up, our friends and family is, you know, fact, he started CJ CJ wants to share what we're gonna do a siege is going to show, our friends and family, the beginning of the joke, and have them read it in their valley, girl voice, and CJ is going to deliver the punchline got it. Okay, CJ. Why don't we start with Ethel and just show? Ethel the first part you have to do it in a Scottish valley girl accent. Okay. All right. Just that bit in the box. All right. I wasn't going to visit my family this December. But among promise me, what do you not understand? In like valley girl like a valley girl cook ready beautiful. Here we go. I wasn't going to visit my family. Do it like Doria. I wasn't going to visit my family this December. Bye. Mom promise to make make me bandit. I wasn't going to visit my family this summer. But my mother promise me to make a Benedict. So going home for holidays. I'm going home holidays. Thank you. Doc, you ought to do after these. Okay. Dr bottom. My whole life with us, by the way, my whole life already. This is a knock knock jokes. I gotta go back. Forgot. Knock knock. Knock knock. Who's there? At you bless Efron. Let. Bruin is in deer. Bisexual, gino. How does a penguin build? It's you have to do it. More valley girl for me. How does a penguin ballots house? Does a penguin build its house glues at the? I didn't even understand it say it again. Igloos it. You guys you guys. That's cold. Oh fuck. Bella biscottis. What's different? Bits and a chick pea the difference between a lentil, and a chick pea. I've never had a Wintel. Oh my. Really? Baz a good could be my number one job. Ross is there. One more one more one more. Before we to that lasts. Joe can I just give shout out to marrow and her friend with their kick ass shirts? Look at their shirts. They printed off, they photo. All right. Talk shirts beautifully. Well done. I notice marks right in there in the middle that I think that design, but otherwise, it's great great. All right. Stephanie from Jacob's pickle. Okay. So seventy my dick, my dick just died. Can I berry? Ever. God. Good fad. On straight with. I love that. You love that theme song. Because. I don't think I been given enough credit as a musical artists for all the theme songs. I've created flaxseeds done one or two as well. A couple. Do you ever get a theme song stuck in your head? So before way way, we wait who's got who's got one of our things. That is one of their now because I feel like I want to give away a prize or to come you come here. Please now. You, you yet, you're raising your hand. Why are you so shocked? Okay. Now what's your name, everybody say? Hi, neck. Now do you have a favorite theme song, do because it's always in my head? What's the name of it? I just. The name on Nikki believable. Okay. If you can sing some UNMIK believable, I may have a price for you. Okay. Ready? So don't help him. Nikki believe. Fifth good a debt, maybe. Let's see. You believe a. Choice of a pri-. Do you have a choice of a prize, you can pick a Ross Mathews shirt? A Ross Matt. Thank you. Bye. Sexual. Ross hat Gina. A, a thirty minute automatic pen writing session from fag Tamila. Now, you down how much valued at how much thirty minutes, sixty five bucks. Okay. All our. And he doesn't know this yet a lap dance from j rod. It's up to Nick, Nick, what do you choose? As much as I love thirty minutes with Fags the, the audience wants the laptop. I just want everybody know this is my mom's first impression of the show. Okay. Greg. I'm on. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Chose. Really? Jay rods the audience. My mom. Ross of fishery, pushing the gay agenda. Going on by bears. So now we have an t shirt and a pen, reading anybody. Some here. Come, please. What's your name, Busse, everything? What is your favorite theme song? Only one of the most infamous tar chapters that we have around, but there's no. Then you can you see mother's milk. I'll try. Mothers from t. He. The Chinese others live heard. On my me. Rum, her tea. All right. Did you have a hat assure an a thirty minute ten reading already bought assured? I donate my services for a lap dance. No, Dicky NICKY. No, no, no way. Wait Nikki midnight. I would let you but you pulled your groin remember, okay. But I will be giving you a lap. Dan? No. What do you want? I would love thirty minute. Valued at sixty five dollars. Malone will read whatever fuck does with. Basis. Okay. There's only the hat in the shirt. Yes. Behind. Yes. Yes. Cute, cute cute, come here, and one more. One more cute. One compare you up here. Eighty okay what is your name janey? Everybody hygiene, Jamie one song and one theme song, only what is your favorite color song, though? It is called color song in the caller song. Now does anybody? This is what we what we call in the music business, a deep cut. Okay. This is a b side. Wait. Why do we not know this? Nikki, you know this when you hear it. Can you sing a little bit of do remember? You're calling me you're playing. One guy. Me a rate. The york. That you'll life is just one big giant. King of. No. Back on. Two. After this too long song promise. You that all try? To give you advice is where all be nice until it solve. I run not be calm. I apologize. Was so cute. Cut it off to. It was premature. I'm. We'll see. They know it don't you love that every single member of the time, like I don't know that song. Okay, really phenomenal work. Now. Do you want a hat or a t shirt, I will take the hat? We got here. Go. Bottle it put it on every available now outside. Thank you so much. Now laugh you are playing for the rock. Matthews t shirt. What is now? We have to pick one what song do you want to hear? What is your name? It is up to Katie, Katie, what theme song do you want to keep it short and sweet with west which Chris. Why? Which is one of those. One of those songs that if so underrated in the music community even. Nikki to fucking. Little known fact doesn't like it not her favorite. It's not sweeping. Can you sing it, Katie? How does it go which? It's prouder, which Chris. Chris, with Chris prouder yum, alright teeth. She's right hit it. Which crave gets pine Chris witch craze. Pints who it's crib? Credit applied. I. I never thought I'd win awards for. I, I didn't okay? Wow. You all I have to tell you all joking aside, I turn to them before the first show if you were here for the first show, you heard me say this, but it's the absolute truth. When we were backstage, I heard people out here and I said, are there, people out there and J goes full? I said, are there any straight talker there and? If I could begin to tell you how it feels to going on five years ago. For your own almost three hundred. I wanna tell you again, I know said on the show. But when I started this program, it was because there were a lot of fuck heads between me and you. There were, and there were an there will always be fuck heads between me and you when it comes to that world. But I wanted to create something where nobody could get between it. And so sitting back there, and I just didn't know if anyone ever listen and the fact that you do and that you show up and that when we say, Hello Ross pod, you say. When I say, really phenomenal work, you say. And when we play which, Chris, which, Chris, you know, the words it is. So let's not hard. Nikki, please. Nikki. They know they knew every word that song. Nikki. I want you to know this and this, it's on, on behalf of all of it all of us truly no bullshit, from the bottom of my heart. It's like this is my diary, you know, and you guys old Rita. So thank you for crawling inside my head and getting it, you know that it's, so it's so stupid. It's all so stupid. Thank you. I can't believe it's coming to a close, but it is. I know. I love who all. There are some of you have been drinking with us now four thirty. But the time has come for us to shut the fuck up. So on behalf of all of us a big, thank you, huge. Thank you to three dollar Bill here. Remember, we will be here tomorrow doors open at noon for a rough bubbly brunch. We have ten drag queens here tomorrow. All be doing stand up at the beginning of the show will all be hanging out and eating with you. 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Black Angus - EP 252

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:26:55 hr | 2 years ago

Black Angus - EP 252

"I pray for mother earth to wake the fuck up a little bit. And it's almost Halloween, and it's hot I say, it's like, I'm having deja blues. Right. It's so hot fucking second. Having deja vu. It's like, I'm having deja vu. Every because I keep seeing over and over every year. Why is it so hard for why are you wear so hot for us? It's it's like two ninety five or something in LA too much to heart the ads on TV and everyone's got scarves. And everyone's layering not us, not no everyone. And look if you look at your straight talk with Ross watch, I got them. Everyone is straight talk with Ross walks. I'm the hands and the arms on the time. But if you can just tickle, my balls a little bit shows, you the date to the dates almost. Oh, so it's almost it's almost Halloween, right? Yeah. It's almost Halloween. Now, if you turn me around my little show, you the tennis turn it around. Fifty. It was ninety five today. I can't believe that the watches come in handy. Turned around and intone the time. We'll be. Rose ball. That's what the watching be called. Now, this this watch is sold out. But I am ready for it. I'm in the summer clothes, and I went we wanted wine for the program. So we tape in adjacent to a mall where like barnacle on them. All so we went in the mall CJ and I walked at target. You've never been colder in your life. They keep the model at forty two degrees. Well, that's why people exercise in the mall. I mean, they go to the mall just to get their stuff. They do what they call it mall walking mall walk. Yeah. I've gotten a mama mama say. Anyway. So I just pray for mother nature to figure the fuck out and figure this out because it's time I got a card again dine burning a hole in my closet. I feel the poor card sitting there all by itself. You know what I mean and not living for this? No living. It's best line. Stuck on this podcast is still in the. By car to get the only thing. Okay. So now J rod I need you to do the announce that we love so much, please. Can you please do it because Mark isn't here? But I I have to run I went traveling with Mark and. You know, when you go traveling with all, right? Yeah. No, no. It was it was fun. Nothing happens. And I I had a very strong reaction to something. He did. And I want to run it by you to see if I overreacted I'm gonna go ahead and say, no you did. What was he? So it announced we know. All right here, we go live from the Ben's town studios in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw, Matt. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. This is tough. Love money now is Ross met. Show. Sweet. I'm john. Right. We're going to be all. So long I felt like tyrus. Recher? Mr malone. And I am of course, your host Russ. Back so much tuning in to all the listeners around the world. Second step group. Let me tell you something I have so much to get to the listeners have really been coming out in full force. My favorite moment. The so ready you so you know, mother's milk is making a whole new comeback. It's one of those songs. That's number one stays at number one. And then goes past number one actually thinking about recording one you re you got to thinking about it's anything last year. We did the last week we had the German one. Well, now this Email come from. Oh, hold on. Let me see lost their name. Why don't I play it? And while the name is going. Find the name. But this is from a listener, it's by the tonics 'Tatanka onyx like pentatonic 'Tatanka. This is the tonics clear. Eat up. The base that could been it sounds like CJ CJ. Could do the base comes from Keller. Who says here's a new mother's milk cover signed by the tonics, which I am a member of dot dot dot Patrick says. Well, actually, I'm all the members. Trick treasure Heller green really wasn't it. Yeah. Yeah. Just because I liked that one. Let's hear the Tony. Did you hear I was singing with that? That did you. Needed me. The 'nother contribution another's mother's milk coming up, and we will have the artists on the line. We really should make some kind of compilation. Certainly. A behind the music. Yes. So I did it was I was saying I was out on the road. I was in Indianapolis, Indiana with Mark since I saw you last Mark. And it's always fun going on the road with Mark because he is a I study every move. And he got real high. He likes to take edibles before you flies has a glass of wine, and he's supposed to be calling. Now he's supposed to be on the phone because he did something for starters with Mark. He is somewhere right now that is so perfect and to Mark Mark call. He's call. He's supposed to be calling any second here. What? Now J rods moving on on the phone. He's running into the studio. So yes, can I is he somewhere like to do with hollowing right now? He's somewhere really good has to do with Halloween. Does he do a press conference right now? Where is Mark gentleman? Ross matthews. Yes. Is mart could be like Disneyland Halloween time. No, no, no. Maybe two. Into the phone right now. Mark are you there? Mark is on the line right now, Mark we just having a mini press conference to try to figure out where you were. I didn't tell them, but blow is on the phone say, hi, everyone say, hi. Disneyland. Are you there? I am not at Disneyland. Nicky. What where's oh? Are you a pain in your bottle somewhere on a dark road? No, no CJ are you at some 'cause play event. Maybe Mark is Los Angeles comic con right now in downtown. Just there. So Mark, what are you wearing like what level of spandex is on your body right now? We are story wanted to take her bell. So she Peter Pan. We're going to go with trailer park, Peter Pan and Wendy because I don't know if you guys saw on social media, Dexter headbutted, Diana debate and gave our big all black. David. So we were always going to do that. But we couldn't get like a plastic bottle of like silly. Imagine that it's like not bad enough that you have to marry Mark and have sex them. But then you have baby and that baby headbutts has Diane Lees. Especially especially little captain hook cost is ridiculous. Well, I bet we could probably post something like that on. Hello Ross pods. Mark. Mark screen. Butch Ricky at LA Comecon right now. Did turn around you. That's funny. Mark you, and I we were on. We went on a date. We are in Indianapolis. We had a wonderful time. And I I haven't told him anything. But I said that something happened. I had a very large reaction to it. And I wanted to get to the thought that I overreacted. Okay. So Mark, and I got into Indianapolis, and we go where should we go? And they said they're the best steakhouse is like two blocks away. It was called. What was it called? Saint alma Saint Elmo. Okay. Almost fire. No. So let's go to St. elmo's is old school steakhouse, and we go, we get shrimp cocktail. We're having a date like Mark Mark's having a what were you having? I had I had vodka soda really went out on a limb. Nice stretched in Mark. What did you have to dream? Thing with like bourbon, Manhattan. Yeah. Carey in an old person. It was so fun. And we had a great time. And I ordered the petite filet which is a little flaky on. And I couldn't finish it. So I just had like half of it left. Mark to the large one and had has left a half of his okay? For lunch. The next day. Yeah. So okay. So we both take ours to go, and we go, and we had dinner like at six thirty early. Like, I think maybe six then we went up we had a drink upstairs after then we go back to hotel room. And I'm like, we go in our thing is like, okay, I have my steak and you'll be okay. Great. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm just saying. So I stay in. It's like eight o'clock eight thirty. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have my my stake plus his refrigerator in the room. So I gotta eat it now or throw it away. It wasn't cheap. You know? So I eat the rest of mine Saturday goes by that was Friday Saturday goes by the batter day. Sunday late flight, five six o'clock. The airport hotel to like four on Saturday. We went to six o'clock on Friday. No refrigerator in the room. He comes down. Airport. I'm hungry. I gotta he's like, I'm just finished mistake. And I go your stay what steak the steak from Plato Bowes. I'm like, forty hours. Like, I I go. Oh, you must have did you refrigerator in your room because I did. Right. He goes, no. And let me also tell you. Aaron this hotel was stuck at seventy two because it was too warm for me. So I kept trying to lower and I have been talking about the Huck. It's hot in here. I need. So I said to Mike I go now walk me through this. So where did you keep the state? He's like just like in the bag. So I just kept it for forty eight hours in a seventy degree room, a steak, medium, wet, rare, medium, rare. Oh my God. And then cold. I'll tell you this. It was seventy two degrees. That's how cold it was. Because that's what everything in the room. What I'm show? That's crazy. And he ate it. Forty eight hours. I didn't eat the potatoes because that had milk in it, and that was spoiled. I go. Bacterium? So then goes getting my head marks. Now, you're getting in my head because my stomach's starting to hurt. I'm like that's not me in your head. I don't get it. So mark. So I go you're gonna get sick on this plane. I'm like, oh my God. It's going to be a great story marks diarrhea. He's gonna code. That's a story for you. Diarrhea throw up. That's a great story. So excite. Mark didn't throw up on the plane. Now Mark did that for starters before we get to that? My question to all of you as you look at me. And I'm sitting there having a human telling me, they did this am I overreacting. Diana had the same reaction of idiot. Idiot. You never got savers. Okay. Thank you. Stomach ache press coverage all play Mark go. Did you did you get your timing diarrhea on the plane? Are you? Mark Mark keep making those noises water. Ask you question. You realize the walking the floor. Yep. Did you did you any time? Did you at any time when that stake was sitting in your hotel room with you at any time think I don't think I should eat? Did you go through your hat? So you knew that you would look at me like on Sunday. Forty eight hours. Now there were there were mashed potatoes next to. That was Mark. Mark one second the jerky defense. Marks defense, he beef jerky. But that is driving Lee sliced dried in a sterile environment. Cure with salt. Yes, right. It's not sitting there in a hotel room still bloody like medium dome, bloody so lucky he did not get like what is worth. So. Is worth. So he's so now he says, Mark, Mark. For. So I said to him I. Why didn't you why didn't you eat potatoes? And I'm gonna ask you the same question. Why did eat the potatoes? I'm bad. He didn't taste them. Tasted funky tastes 'tatoes were funky. Flesh of a living animal that'd be sitting there. Okay. That. So if he did this that night with you how many other to maybe his gut is so prone dirty nasty originally. He's now just doesn't react. I do. I would not get sick unsurvivable. I could eat. Dada. Tiny. Mark. Would you? Your kids were with you. Would you keep that much? There would you would that? We would you fed that meet to your kids. Diana, would've stopped me. Good answer. Donate right. I could kind of understand but medium well meteoroid. Licko blood dripping forty eight hour. It was so tender I didn't even need a four. Nope. Nope. Did you? Mark. So did you just pick up? Did you just like I don't want to know how eight it? So we picked it up. It's still dripping blood because it's medium rare. Did you just the bread? So it marches earlier. He's just now. And people say they don't understand my impression of him. Okay. So you picked it up this dripping, bloody seventy two degrees. Stake? Mark market now a cabbage. Patch kid garbage pail. Pail. Garbage jerky defense. The jerk. He said all like Dirk. Turkey. It's kind of funny. He said that he said, we'll beef jerky chicken. Well, that would be crossing the line. Chicken. I would argue this. I would argue this chicken is always cooked well done. So I think it'd be safer to have weld, right? Chicken, then medium, rare state. Good steak though. Get the second time to hey, Mark. My garbage can is full at home. So can you just eat some of the garbage? Mark you could it was so wealthier Mark is a human compost pile. Mark gross. Why don't we each bring? Something some garbage in see of Michael. Yes. Do that do that? Guard Martin a garbage disposal. And every play garbage supposedly. All right. What is it chain of custody of my steak? I do the chain of custody of my fake. I knew what had and had not touched. Mark is eat it. Good, mark. Well, listen, I I'm so glad that my that. I didn't overreact. Because I was worried I don't wanna ever judge. We done a lot of that. Here. You know? And i'm. Looking deep within. Want to judge? Maybe you're having. Reaction. I want to be the guy that does that. I was hoping that he would throw. So harsh, I wouldn't it be fun. If you. Mark. Did you? Guy on the way back. Listen, mark. Starting. Mark Mark Eden. Eight at jerky. Next to raw exactly somebody else on the way back on the flight back. He was sitting next to a mean guy marks and he's jerky was he beef jerky. Honestly all site. What was your beef with him? The plane. Those are high stakes. Carrie, brad? And it's ground beef. The primary. Marquee star. Okay. All right. All right. I'm going to milk this one. Okay, mark. We gotta go. Okay. Oh. So are you T-Bone? Wow. All right. That was bad. It was utterly ridiculous. Okay. We've done it again. Okay. We meet. 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Now back straight talk with Ross Mathews. Oh my gosh. Welcome back to the program. You know, I said I said to vacc- during the break when I asked Mark we told me eight I literally said to him. So you had a refrigerator in your room like knowing the answer was no just praying and hoping that maybe. Hey, listen. We have the best listeners in the business. What I mean so much so that we celebrate them. Oh, yeah. And sometimes they keep coming back. Some of. Perform. Some of them even take singing lessons to get some of them even write their own songs. Some of them even take on the great imagine. If you will that you're a well-known straight talk with Russ performer, and there's a hit song that when every ward, you can mother's milk. But you've made some classic hit songs here on talk as well. Full tater came in like a wrecking Mark Christmas, cookie. These top head. I'm talking, of course, about the the great cookie all of fawn. Joins us. All the way from the factory where he works. Hi, cookie cooking. I'm not at the factory today. I am home. I took today off good good. Did you take today? Because I emailed you last week and said is there any way you could call into the program this week. No, actually, I usually have Fridays off. Okay. Good because I want you to work, but I never went either no out of your mouth. All right. I want you to tell me. No, just like, you wouldn't tell Mark. No. When you're blowing member. I try to forget that trying to forget. Yeah. Well, quick question cookie. Would you it'd eight our our old seventy two degree of medium, rare steak filled with bacteria? I know I'm very weird about meeting. I would not. Hasn't heard this yet. Lodge clinton? You'll understand when you listen back. Okay. So listen cookie has hit after hit after hit. You know, when it comes to straight talk performers and contributors cookie is of course, what you call in the business a legend. Yeah. On. No, I said legend. But isn't far behind or dairy say I cook. Jay. All right. So. So imagine being a legend and the risk. You must take if you were to cover mothers. That'd be like Whitney Houston covering mother's mill. Because. But you're with me. If you mess up mother's milk your career is over right? If Dolly Parton, I if Dolly called me, and we talk all the time. But if she called me and said, should I do in her little chipmunk voice, which I do mother's milk. I'd say no because. Because if you messed it up, there's your legacy down the drain because there's a risk risky as a performer. I get it. You're you're a legend. But you take on a song like mother's milk and you fail. Well, you know, I knew the risk which is why I waited so long time with right? You'll why did you decide to do this cookie? We'll because I only after years years of big is years. Cokie can't go anywhere without people stopping cookie. I love your legend, but winning do mother's milk. You must be sick at question. Right. I mean, they've been pestering me. No. But the the reason I finally did it was because I started making my own beat finally. And I thought this is a good time to do it because it can make them. Yeah. Well, you can't beat a cookie beat. When cookies cooking with that, cookie. Batter. When he pre that he of adore. Nonstick spray. You know, there's you know, you could burn that cookie. But cookie. Tell the people what I wrote back to you. When you sent me your cover of mother's milk. You said this is your best work yet. Several exclamation point. The reviews are in. Hey Ross Mathews hold on. I said this is your best work yet. Let me count the exclamation point seven. So when I say one you guys follow count count right after he came. Two. Seven. Nine. Eleven twelve thirteen. Or teen teen? Better be good. You're really building. Right. Yeah. Yeah. From the bottom of my heart. How dare you? Because I wouldn't build this up like this because that's risky for me. True. And this is going on here. Okay. Eight forty at our medium, rare steak seventy two this is this is this is. And you wanna know, it's rare. This kind of magic about to play for you. Now, that's the kind of rare. I want not medium, rare forty-eight our old seven degrees, right and bacteria ridden. No. This is the rare I want my cookies rare. I've gotten those. Point sue them. I know you have your in. You're at that level. You're at the level. Thank you legend legends before I con, the here's this is. You know, we did cookies court now, we are the judges. He's the defendant. So bull cookie go from legend icon by taking this very risky move. That is in your hands. Okay. Okay. Okay. I now present to you the day. But. Of cookie all Fontaine as version of the legendary icon ick. Nations sweeping kiss kiss Nathan sweeping song. Mothers. Bill. Not. Shit. I. Cookie. Growls? Are you? It is about the growth, and let me tell you growl seal the deal, but I knew from the first ten seconds that this was eight not legendary crossed that out. I cook a conic. Cookie. If you may I may I may I put my taint on this song. Please. Please. In the beginning. Sounds like Britney Spears song. And mothers. On my knees. So he took on my knees in the middle put at the beginning. Dr mothers from her t- on my knees. Yup. So we he's starting with on my knees on my knees, which has double entendre where do you get? I never thought that you don't get it. But then from armies to this next part is the part when I knew Connick. For her teeth for her teat for her teat. Now, I wanna tell you something not since talk talk talk talk. No. Has I had a lyric? Stuck in my head? I've been walking around swift dusting cleaning lady on the side. I walked around. Going for hurting. T t. Yeah. Fard? Nineties everyone. Bharti delivery, the lyrics delivery the. We did have a teeter talk. Daria tater, tot and was stuck in your eyesight. Yeah. But. By the way, people who are listening to this episode for the first time, we're like what's cookie, what is going on mother's milk explication. Talk about. Should be like a user's guide at the beginning. It'd be it'd be an hour long users. Okay. Well, one time Dr was here. Explain everything I should make one episode where it's the user's guide. What are these jokes? And it's just explains people do me a favor on Hillary pod. And post something interesting say you should explain this. You should tell me what we should explain. And we'll do an episode where we just explain it, all so newbies. After two hundred fifty episodes. Can you get a user's guide how about cliff notes? Yes. Yeah. That's great. This might be my favorite mother's milk. I'm. Than the original. This one is like my favorite. Travel with this one. I got love this. The best one. Yeah. My favorite. I think it's the best one other than the original too. I agree with you guys. Hold on big dippers version two. That's a German. I like the online. On my knees mother's milk from her tea. Yep. All righty. Mining. Yeah. Gene. On this song. Now now now cookie as you were performing the song you do growl twice in in song. Now. Singer songwriter. I get it. We knew. Point. Or is that something that? Because I've been in the studio I remember when I was recording milk trap with with big Dipper. And I said, you know, I want to gargle at the end it was one of the things as an artist you, really? It's like, it's like you step aside and let the divine come through you. So. So are you in the studio, and you I assume you're with all your gold records and the producers in front of you is this something you did as an artist? Or was it one of the record executives who tells you to? Well. As he was finishing. He backed away from the mic like with a fucking. I had a table at my throat. Whatever CJ. Cookie. Listen one more time. Right there. Now what you do. And I it reminds me of my figure skating days. Gear them triple, but, you know, the titles on the line and your program, doesn't you don't have any triples left. Okay. But you throw one in right and to get the crowd on their feet. Yes. And impress the judges. Right. Because you know, you could land your double axel, but you do a triple sow. Okay. Which is by the way. What market okay. Okay. So he already did that one grow. And then he throws in at the end of his program. Another one listening. Yep. That's set. That's the one the one. Finishes up. Yeah. Let's go around. I wanna video on. I'm pointing from one person you need three. Yes. Shes? If you're going to move from legendary to cook economy. Three. Yes. And I cannot vote. Okay. So I I let's go to judge. Fags e judge bags e. A yes. Or sh no. First of all cookie. I'm so proud of you with us. It's really good. Yeah. Give it three. It's it's. Yes. Oh my God. But you need three. We now. Simon cowl of judges. Nicole boy. Is it a yes or snow? There's snow way. I cannot give this a yes. Oh my God. But it all comes down. Going to say the Randy Jackson, but I'm not gonna say that. Okay. Oh. Woah. Right off the stage. Okay. Room work. The first time I realize that you're black. Oh, by the way, coming up in the blackness. All comes down to this. Legendary. Legend. Laundry legendary legendary or cookie Connick? Randy day. This is really yes. Into cookie just to be honest. You know, because I'm rooting for you. But I just wasn't sure. But I have to say again, this is by far my favorite mothers. I've ever heard on higher show was interesting legit. My face. Good vocals. I'm so proud of you all the way. Is that the original? Graduate. Into kaanai status. How do you feel? I honestly don't know. What to say I've been waiting for this moment. My entire life. Leakier? I know. The second best version of mother's milk ever. That is. Donald Ross hall of fame. Yeah. Much cookie? Justice. Star can. Me too. Mothers. Online. Online. Others. Mothers from c. On. Online. This is straight talk with Ross MAC. Back to the program. Just opening some mail. Envelope. Yeah. Male legit male. Oh, wait is that your voter by mail. Mine's already in the mail CJ already voted. I love they send a sticker even when you do by males. You can wear that. I am voting tonight because I'm gonna be in Europe on election day. And so do you know what the number one song is in Europe right now? But number cooking show to say about that voting. I was so intrigued by daylight saving voting against daylight savings. I hate daylight savings time. I wanted to go away because that's right. Loved it. No. Wean to me. It was fun for is a kid. I hate it. Don't like it. I like what I like what I like to read about then people like because of health and this, and I was yeah. It was set up for farmers, right? Yes. Anymore? That's a can. I just say about the voting thing. I've tweeted this out not to let it overwhelm you. Because you can go on the websites or whatever party you are. And it will totally give you all your vote for. I talk about this. But I am proud member of the happy hour party. Down partisan lines. Okay. Welcome back to the. I talked about walking through the mall to get some wine target, which is the high end wine shop here on the west coast. But it was freezing in the mall. But when I as I was leaving. I love telling this. My dad used to have to go down to get cigarettes at the store. Right. And I'd be like. Oh my God. Ross. That's why. So facts memory for me as I'm walking out to go to get why not this that science Whiteman. Yeah. E L at trait. I love that. You got that? My mom would go out to get her booze and go bring me back tree. So we got here. Can we did the first one that we can eat the savory one? So we see Jay wanted to patio which is a hot sauce to patio Doritos. It's to you. Patio. Patio doritos. Yeah. I said to go I have to get fancy a treat. What do I want? And I looked and it was there like shimmering for me to to get for you. He's do you hear that close your eyes? All right. Can you shake it up by the microphone? Cracker. Jack's no. That'd be a good one because the price is it some kind of cracker. Do they even sell cracker do? The that. Cracker. All right. Close your eyes, and Nikki handed vaccine. Okay. Tell me something gross is close. Oh, okay. To be excited. Open your eyes. Oh my God. It's cinnamon toast crunch. Buildings again sound like tirade. Date that never cinnamon toast crunch is such a underrate. I haven't had in years. I'm not going to have any now. But I thought that you might enjoy it because it's such a beautiful little. I'm so excited about this is I love dry cereal. I don't need milk. Due to patio dorito mix with the cinnamon toast crunch. So. Okay. Let's there's really hits, gene. Jay J rod is eating. Cinnamon toast crash. Guys, we've been saying it's Shinto sh. Missile. I wear glasses. Putting tap Attiyah to patio thereto Shimin. She. Syria. Do I have to Nikki, these are beef, cinnamon? The ratio has to be the same amount of top two patio dorito and Xinmin have some more J rod in here. I think that next week's snack protection be rotten meat. Okay. Hold on enough about your China. Oh my God. I can't believe he said that Ross. John you are in medium rare for. Maybe. Have you heard of China referred to be curtains, by the way because that would Nikki current crystalline did? I have no joke. Try ready. Yeah. Yeah. Faces audio program. I'm repulsed in in satisfied all time. Now, I'm kind of good good. Five. Jumped the gun, and I put it and it's so good. That's shockingly gal. This is great. I think you're onto something you might wanna Mark. Black. Black angus. Joe's Dingle bear. Oh, my. Jay writes. Oh, I love to read. I never had top of Teo patio. I never had hot sauce before. So I don't know what that is. I haven't tried one you go for. It's just it's like a spicy J Togo. Three to your last name is Rodriguez. What? He doesn't he doesn't like spicy. He's running is nothing wrong with spicy dorito. But that at all as a tracer. Okay. Everyone everyone focused here. I can't. All right. Everyone. On my stomach to. With bags? Girl, I need to give it to me give it to be. Yeah. Marie. First of all I wanna give a shout out to two straight. Talkers my dog is really sick with heart disease to sorry about that. Yeah. It's it's been hard. But I'm happy to be here today because I needed to step out of it for a little bit. But they are. Veterinarians one's a tech and one is about Narain, and they came through for me and through Facebook. They're they're answering all the questions. Yeah. What are their names? Their names are Dr Julie Daniel and Jill Marie. Thank you. Jill Marie is marine Murray. Okay. Friend another. Okay. So I want to say thank you to them. And I have tell you Ross. I don't have a crush on you anymore. Okay. I don't have a crush on Uni more. Okay. We spent that time in Palm Springs gather. Right. And I feel that that time with you. I we really bonded with von day. I feel like I felt the same. God-like door Fags. But we spent this time last week, and it was just so formative. It was like just I was right in that episode where I I said, I have that was a true crush. And I was right in the sense that I would fit perfectly into your life as a friend, and I don't I after that. We can I am his friend. I love him so much. I can't look at you. I mean, that's not the thing anymore. You know what? I mean. That's just what it is. So you're my friend, and I have a crush on Gerard. Oh, boy, crush just paying turn to him one hundred. Eaten that before? Sauce. Saas James, you don't wanna dip. Anyway, I'm glad you get that. I wanted to tell you because so many people have thought that they could have if you join me until it's been. Feeling I thought maybe you would have gone. They're like, well, what did I know? But you know. Let me of somebody who they really are how they would really fit in your heart. I think that's right. I see that gets into my heart as my friend of quarto just wanted to say, but butthole what what what I'm sorry. Ross stretch. Music. Stretch again Ross stretch. Are you ever gonna maybe have a live straight talk with Ross podcast that kind of connects with your bubbly brunch. Maybe. Question because it is so fun to brunch. We're like sold out for this week. I think maybe there's a couple seats. Just like a couple of the perimeters like we're adding seats, you know? So it's the next week. I think is looking really good too. And we should maybe before or after. Yes. Can you hear me? I can this loud. Yeah. But yeah. And we have J rod in in in our studio. So we can't just that music this week. But I think it could be really fun. You know? And I think if you haven't you know, like a James Saint James is coming from. And he wrote about on world of wonder like it's really pick up buzz people are talking about the chapter selling out. It's really on the news talking about. Local here when the queen's raw dreads and martyr beat you and Elvis hunky server. We brought food for all the KTLA channel five people here this week. In fact, I should put that clip on the Facebook page. Hello Ross pod. But. Gets me. A lot of people are wanting to buy your t shirts. Do you? Will you ever be offering them online anywhere? We gotta redo yonder market an update that because I would love to go going through European and be selling to emerge as well. And I mean, I don't make time. You know, I pay the people who sell Ed I take care of everybody. But I just a throw I get it. But I would if I was a fan of something. And when I was younger, I just would love to even now. So I wanna make that available for the for the experience. You know, what I mean for the people who come the experience, it's not about I'm not getting rich off selling t shirts. Trust me. It's more about like having something available for the people who want it. You got it. Yeah. Yeah. We talk about Indiana, some more you had an auction right there. You earn a lot of money. Yes. Damien center was hosting this charity event for they do a lot of great work for HIV aids. People who have that and also aware. Fairness and everything and they've been around a long time. And so I was hosting it. And they were having this auction and they weren't making enough. I thought it was I was like I had just I just asked around like, oh, Mike. I said our flight didn't leave until the the Sunday afternoon because there's not a lot of direct from LA to Indianapolis. And so we were gonna go to brunch. And so I walked out during the bunch said, listen, I will buy brunch for four people tomorrow if you can come with me, and it'll just be us. And then there were people bidding. I was like, well, let's make it two of them. So we raise so he got brench for eight peaceful. And there were but actually twelve km, but we raise four thousand dollars Brunswick. Crazy was that. Yes. That's so good was just like we just threw it together. Like, no, I didn't ask anybody. I just did it it worked out at the brunch. Oh my God. These people these guys were so great. In fact, two of them CJ or will be at bubbly brench tomorrow. Bench there. That's right. They were going to be in LA. I don't know where we're going to be money on the bench McHugh giving away tickets. Yeah. And you're going to be going on tour. I just want to bring that up. Really? It's all on my social media, which is Hello Ross. Say Hello much. You just go say Hello Ross. You say. Okay. You can follow me. Hello rose. Poop yacht nine. All right, Nick strategy. For second. I thought that was cookies. Okay. So NICKY is all you with the Mike and like you were required. Mike Bradshaw's out four four. So you're in front of a my, and I know you were singing for hallmark channel. Or not seeing you Tommy is writing music. Are you singing for them? Now is to be vocalizing for the hallmark channel. Actually. Oh, I love you for asking that. So Tommy scores movies for hallmark and the new Christmas movie coming out with touchy on Ali and Patti LaBelle out this Christmas and Tommy wrote music, and I wrote lyrics to the song. That's a Christmas song be. I think we can maybe aired here on straight talk with Russ eventually just, but the funny thing is here's a great story. That's like one of those Hollywood moment. So Tommy has always been obsessed with Pelly padded Lebel one of his favorite singers dream, come true to to meet Patti LaBelle, Patti LaBelle is in this movie doing little scenes, and he's scoring and writing music for a movie that paddles in it. And I said last night after we totally got super high told me, and he goes, well what what what like? I'm like Patty LaBelle is going to be sitting there. One day watching this movie that she's in listening to your music. Right. So I just had that like one of those moments where like Lavelle. So yeah, we have Christmas song coming out. I love it together. I do too. Yeah. It's like one of the things that makes sense in the world. You know? The right person, you know, a minute try to six years Ross. Will you just give me a song? Like, the hallmark song for my dog. That's sick. I got another one. Okay. What give me a hallmark song about the married guy that I just ended it with so. Okay. So, you know, I write because I like to watch till sees ninety fiance and they get songs, right? They just it's like if someone's getting on a plane for the first time, it's like wing. All right. That's very specific. Really? This is a song about facts with the married guy. Married guy are that straight straight not married. Straight. Stake? Straight. The. Yes. People heard it over that music. So. Backstory. Guy for a long time and cut it off because he wasn't emotionally invested. I should've said that before the hallmark movie. We all knew that. But the audience is like. Yeah. Of course, you she's been cookies cook social. Listen. All right. He's straight. It's still. Jay rod scratch. Jay rod. I run a big jackpot in Vegas. Did you win? The jackpot was my best friend. He won at total his breath, smells like to patio. Jurado? So my best friend had three thousand dollars. Total slots. That's not easy for machines one hundred dollars. He started with. Dollars dollars a hand. Spain or whatever I play slots. I was watching. Billionaire grazie. No, he's not a billionaire not doing there. I would never if I were a billionaire if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't put ten dollars on one spin in the millionaire wouldn't. Billionaire. I was still play tennis panic ten. Oh, yeah. Really, really? Would you bump it up to five cents? Maybe because I don't pay one penny. I play ninety cents. Asked me again, I'm serious. Are you serious? Yes. I don't understand this way. I'm going to get back to get back to your story. But you with penny size you pay play nine cents a spin. Okay. Sometimes sixty oh, all right J. Rod. Sorry, sidetracked. So my friend he just he just decided to play slot. He does not play slots. This is something that was new to him. He went to a machine that said the last payout was about sixty cents. So he's like this machine has to do put one hundred dollars in and ended up winning six hundred dollars on that one. She next to him same thing and winning four hundred dollars on that machine the machine next to that one. It was like a you shape. Same thing and hitting for two dollars. Wow. All right. I want to go with Vegas. He's got a good. I feel sorry as you heard me trying to find YouTube casino sound effects. Keping app. So if you give me one. And j rod continue. So he walked away with. Great story. The hint to. Someone who is when tens of dollars antennae thoughts. You have to follow your heart. Oh, you know. A penny slot will look at you. Yeah. That one. So if the penny slot was a hallmark song. Are you in? I'm not going to do that. Take a chance. I know this doesn't make sense better. Just takes. Opening. Get gonna make get rain. Does this? Just. I was really into it. That was. None of the. Cookies mothers, though. Yeah. After anyway, thank you so much. Good ball, Steve Martin, Nikki, please. These stores. Negi please Citym send story for on the key believable. So I'd like to keep a leave. A this is good. He believe a don't know what's going to happen next. You haven't heard anything yet on he believe, Nikki believe a side note. I got an Email from a listener I can't buy now who said they heard the Nikki believable song outside of Disneyland Planet Hollywood. It was the where did you? But Fags he wrote the Nikki believable song. But you found the music originally. Yeah. So Where'd you find the music bed? I found that because I love all city. It's an all city saw Hanson. What's it called? It's called unbelievable. That would be a good one for Nikki. Hand we heard it for the first time I played it for you the red member. So this is this Hansen's version of a fucking at a great little is there any way I can pay not to have an ad read. Like a little jingle right there. Annoying. So this is the original song. Nikki believable took the original. Good. What's next? Anything, but I have to say, so let me get this straight. Hansen listens to straight talk stole your song released it this. I know. Can we do? Probably bladder. That's I the guy Fieri of artists. Joan. Nikki, please. Sorry. Sorry. I was over here. Snacking on a forty eight hour fucking old filet Mignon, the deem says my story, isn't that good? Let us be the judge city because I liked it. And I picked it. Teach people something. Not a horse story. Not a ghost story. It's a warning story. I was in high school I used to wear a turban sometimes, and I would use pins to secure my turban my last day of eleventh grade, I was in the bathroom fixing it, which is so cute. Picturing like him in the bathroom, fixing his turban and eleventh grade, everybody's fixing themselves in the mirror. Okay. I was in the bathroom holding my pins in my mouth while I was fixing it. And all of a sudden, I sneeze. And I don't remember. But all of the pins went everywhere. I ended up spitting two of them out. And I ended up swallowing one of them. No. Yes. I swallowed a pin. Like the pins that you use when you're sewing. I swallowed. No. Yeah. I was really stubborn teenager. So I refuse to go to the hospital because I wanted to hang out with my friends. I'm sure the needle on your mind. You this all happened before one pm in around four PM? I started feeling really sick. And I could go on. I throw a needles. Opinion that. Let's take he makes the point. Oh my God. I am going to the emergency room and the doctor you were so. You're that lightning fast. I. Again. Come back. It gets me every time. Doctors were so confused and didn't know what to do. So they transferred me to another hospital. I was slowly choking. I couldn't breathe. I started to lose my voice. And it took the lovely lovely doctors till around six PM from six pm sorry till midnight to figure out what they were going to do when they found out that a pin was actually stuck on the left side of my throat. They told me it was a good thing that the pin didn't go all the way to my stomach because if it did there was a ninety percent chance that I wouldn't live anytime. They took me to surgery. My voice was completely gone. I thought I would never be able to speak again. But the ended up sucking the pin with some type of vacuum. And he woke up the next day, and he was felt fine. Like nothing had happened. So the moral of the story is don't stick pins in your mouth kids, especially people who so. And don't be very stubborn sorry for the long Email. I'm loved the show. And I love you guys, by the way. The nurse, by the way, the nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the pin. The nurse asked. You want to keep the band that was lodged throat, and he said no because I was not fully awake. And he got inspired me to ask you guys. This question. We all do done things in life. Like, why would you ever put pins in your mouth while you're like doing your like pins? Right. But we all do to the across the day. What are some things or something that you have done the in the moment, you think that can't happen to me or that? That's ridiculous that only happens in movies or TV shows are like those crazies show. Done in your life. I'll tell you one thing risky when time I started a podcast straight. Could've lost my career, by the way. Stay tuned. But I also been things with my teeth. Doc. Chip to like is there anything else you do? Do I have in. This is bad. I really try not to do this. But I have texted driving before you think about like what could happen. Don't do that. You guys I'm really focusing on not doing sometimes I'd like join don't, you know? I really that. Is so scary. So not to make. Dry risking people's lots doing can wait. So I don't know if you text me, I always call and go I'm driving. I can't text. You do that to you? Anyway. But that's a kind of heavy thing. I don't see do. You wanna go? Jumped the gun. Then you said you wanna go? That you have to wait. I'm sorry. It's okay. I can maybe pick it up. But I don't know if this is something dumb. But maybe I left maybe said this before, but I left my hot next to my toothpaste and Broadway. If you like it burned my mouth, my lips were bleeding bleeding. Burning. They weren't bleeding. It was horrible. But that's dumb. Don't leave your icy hot next. Icy hot on your body. I tore my Killys tendons putting on my Kelly's work. No. Good. I'm surprised you didn't try Ben gay. You know? I don't. I don't know what to make. So first off I just want to give out to the white women allies step up this week. Yeah. I wanna always appreciate you need the voice of strong women. And so you're welcome. Thank you. Amy Schumer at posted an Instagram post. I'm not gonna read the whole thing. But just to summarize it. She said I wonder why more white players aren't kneeling once you witness true, deep inequality in Liz racism, people of color face in our country. Not to mention the police brutality and murders. Why not kneel next to your brothers? And so. And falls onto riana pulling out of the Super Bowl just to kind of in support of trapper, Nick. And so she was like, maybe it'd be cool of maroon five would do the same thing, which I thought was really great. And she spoke about her having her privilege and having you know, being able to recognize that in kind of what we go through in the country, but the one I do love the most I must say as miss chess. Chelsea handler. She was on the Ellen show to promote her new net. Flicks a project, which is which explores her privilege as a white one about white privilege, which I thought was great. But then she says she started think about all the privilege, I've been Offit from in this industry. When I started to look look around at the people that don't have have accessible as me in my career working twice as hard to achieve the same things started to fill growth about myself. She said, and then she spoke about the ticks fifty three percent of white women voted for Donald Trump. And if they're white women on the left need to follow these simple Africa. In American women who always vote in their interest, which I spoke about on the show. And so I think say that again, these the African American women statistically vote for their benefit benefits them. And the argument is that these white women fifty percent of whom voted for Trump voting for something that may not benefit them in terms of Chelsea thinks I'm trying to be very. I can say they vote for what their husbands for absolutely. Because what to take away their potentially their choice or opportunities for them. They're giving the the health into the hands of the white men running the country. Yes. Point where a lot of a lot of times conversations come up where it's the black women that look like women tight they have to go out of things in this country and a lot of people count on when I get it. They're amazing. I black girl magic all day long. But I love that Amy has spoke about a few shows ago about and Hathaway and her when she called out people. So I think it's great that we have these allies. And I think one thing that like Chelsea ended by saying white people have long way to go. And so I commend them. I give them big up for speaking big props for speaking for us marginalize folks out here. It's powerful and Chelsea just Bravo. People will get nerves that people were saying about Amy Schumer about her Super Bowl. Like, she's like, I'm not going to do an ad and they're like, no, just regardless. She's saying she's standing with this letter have their moment. And I'm fine with it. And I think it's I think it's into and I'm very. Yes. Suggestion to anyone who's confused by all of this. Because I think a lot of people white people are like, well, I'm not a racist. And that's good enough. I'm not racist. And I think maybe I was a little bit member. When this the black lives matter movement started on we're explain this to me. I can't why can't I this on the ship? Why can't I say all lives matter? Why can't that sounded good to me that all do? And I listened. Right. Talked listened to anyone who goes I'm not a racist. But I don't get all this like while. You're just listen, listen, I ask a question and listen do a little research. Listen and you'll see because it's an existence that you can't even understand unless someone articulates for you. Listen. And one last point about this whole we spoke about this talk that will come out this week. But that KENDALL Jenner VO cover that. Everybody's up in arms about that. Is that is not her trying to be black? That is not an afro like I said, she looked like our Scissorhands like everybody's every little thing. Pullback. And I'm like, no. And she didn't have to apologize feel bad for her like, I'm no stand for Kardashian family like that was a reach and relax. What did you think about Caitlin Jenner saying that she no longer supported Trump? I was at the. Let me tell you. I tell you. I was at the Christmas party right before Trump's inauguration, and I run into Caitlyn who have known for a long time. The base of the stairs. We have an intense conversation about how she's going. And you can read. About that. In my book. Plowed very loud. Very. So I don't know how you feel about this. But I saw Chris at the other day, and it kind of pissed me off like Christmas in December. You're fine with it. Bring it on. It's overkill only one now, I'm right there with let me let me get my leaves. Let me get my like light. Let me get my thanksgiving decor. Joy. Thank you. Yes. I'm right there with you know, I don't trust you out because Nikki don't eat meat. And you don't you saw. Yeah. I was gonna buy the other day. Thank you. Even november. Thank you. And you're wrong. I think you're on is the most wonderful time of the most wonderful time of. And so why not have as long as we can agree. Put the lights up now. Yes. Thanksgiving suck dick. Giving thanksgiving. Can became. All right here. We did you. That was so much fun. We do we should do another one. Anyway. Well, this is how you do it. You make a good show. Today. We think about this the Tatan. Yeah. I about we were. We were furious about the the weather tonics. Then a cookie Connick. Before that Mark steak. Right, right. This is what we learned today. I wrote a voting spoke about we spoke about. Throat, right? White women. Good and country come on. Jay, rod, try to to patio. Chitter Grint Patti LaBelle Patti LaBelle. Flaxseeds crush on me left came back. Nikki belief believable. Doesn't Hanson still you fucking? Yeah. About this. This show has been in a most, you know, really close air all over the board. I'm sorry, emotional rollercoaster. L roller coaster roller coaster coaster, coaster coast, actually. I just have the big brunch. Because it's so amazing. I'm so going to my. Most, you know, roller Kush day Costa. Three two one. You're saying okay case three to kiss. Aimo now roller coaster. Oh, I said tear runs. Tickets bell coming. She. Oh, wait. I gotta tell you something. Do you have time? Okay. So you know, I teach this morning. I taught class at the school. I teach out where I live and I had a new student and she walks in. She's the cutest little girl to Mike. Hi, what's your name? And she goes Nelly. I try. You're listening to this program. If you want. Over something something. Hello. Hello, russ. That was higher. At CJ. Nikki voyeur, Nicole. Instagram twitter. No. Great game patriot. Into us. We gotta make that listener. Can you hear? The music sounds really loud in our years. Exports is not. Dress to the engineers, and they. This music. Sounds like. Assault. Senses. Please. We'll see.

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Choose Wisely

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Choose Wisely

"The. You. Welcome back to the Ross Bohlin podcast otherwise known as our BP presented by Bolan media. I'm your host Ross Bohlin back again with your co host Chris Cole's Colson Hello Christopher Hello Ross or William as some know him or wr as others know him or bill or build on guests Laurent or Roller Ron Bean or Ron Wick I have too many nicknames it's a man many names very serious and stupid problem. If you're new here, our podcast has been around for a few years where comedy show with a focus on mental health we talk about a lot of different things though music history sports, animals, current events, and more. So, much more to start today show Cole's got his first ever pedicure this weekend. I got soft, which is important because I, have received. Zero pedicures I'm not only in this past weekend. But in my life I'm out here living I'm out here living be wa get invited by lady friend and it was on a Friday and I figured what better way to get off for the weekend right? Then some self care. And so I've never done it before. You just never had the desire. Do you find your claim to be satisfy your feet to be clean enough and satisfactory? Don't get me wrong I do a good job of cleaning my feet like I clean my feet in the shower. GRUB them. Yes well, I worked like I've mentioned before I worked at a boat dealership for a while and so when you weren't GonNa vote to do with anything you wear sandals a lot. So I can't be having gross feet because that'll scare way customers at my feet are disgusting. So like you have to grab good man if I'm bringing my boat to be cleaned, I kind of want the dude who's doing the job I wasn't likely early I. Wasn't cleaning the boats was like selling hundred and eighty thousand dollars boats. I can't have like Bunions I get it. But I'm just saying I'd be disappointed if I rolled up and it was your ass it was like I'm cleaning your boat today I want like a pirate I want like a guy with one leg in a fucking thing growing on his neck. Wow. Like a barnacle on his neck. Wow He's one with the see he's like. The the guy who plays Anton sugar from what's the Coen brothers movie that? Western? Anton sugar from the No Country Oldman he then as the villain in the newest pirates of the Caribbean move your bar, deem you want him? You aren't him to clean your boat to show up with like the barnacles all on his face like. Like you're talking about from pirates of the Caribbean yet the most recent one he sure Hon, he is his most recent villain. That's what that's who Ross wants cleaning his boat anyway taught me through this. What do you feet? So you get there. First of all, you start with a nice warm soak. So you just put your feet in the water also glass of wine which I mean for you doesn't really do anything but they do offer a glass of wine, which is very nice added to the experience. The chairs are mad actually pisses me off now when I go places in, they're like, would you like a nice alcoholic beverage and I'm like? No not because that's the thing that's offered. It's like it just it just sucks that it's not a or a joint. Yeah Yeah know that's a joint ideally. Okay. So you definitely want. Beforehand. I would say definitely smoke. Pitcher. I'm just saying that overall speaks to like the deal in. America where the alcohol is just. So deeply ingrained in the culture as like the option. Yeah and I'm like, Damn it man I smoke weed. Help me out here. Give me the option help me out here like an edible see starting. No, not really fuck. The sad they voted an edible you take beginning like you're just eating. Zuber stone you're walking out and you're just like, oh, now it comes. All right. So you start with the foot soak which is very nice. It's nice and warm water. The chairs also are the massaging chairs so they have like different settings I had mine on the Settings. Like a bucket, right? Not really it's more like I mean kind of. A connection to the chair. So like it's. Janke not at all? No No. No. No. Sometimes I see girls. You know how girls put up this story. From their instagram story the view from them shirt to their feet some matt, and then like the person doing their feet and it's this awkward thing where it's like. You know. You put this up because you feel like baller whatever. But you're like kind of making the other person's subservient to you, I don't know it's weird situation the being sometimes I've seen one where the buckets like Janki the it's more like a very, very small hot tub. That's the material also seen them fancy ones with some of them look like they have jets do it. On the bottom they're they're small fish coming in nibbling at your toes there was an option for that but I didn't choose that package but that was an option at this one. What happens to the fish after? That You Go. To a bucket for that, they don't put the fish in no, but I'm saying my feet. Okay. If you who fed some fish off my feet, those fissure going to die you got the good nutrient feet. You got the thick feet you know what I mean. Like getting jacked they're getting that you don't want that are gonNA survive and they're the ones that are immune to dacoven because they've been exposing themselves to all the antibody testing the fish probably the fish what fish species. Folks what fish what Aquaman? anyways. So you start with the Soak, get your feet nice and soft i. then they just do the nice little clip your toenails. That thank God and then after that, the best part about it is, then they clean out your cubicles at this like scrubbing thing and it gets your nails all soft and even and they file them interested in and that was incredible. That was like very satisfying to watch because they're getting all the like not gunk, but it's just like dead skins. One time don't get me wrong I try to keep my shit tight. All Right I. Bite. My nails 'cause I'm anxious person. So you don't have to worry about my fingernails getting long although my fingers look like they've been attacked and it's Kinda disgusting and not very. sightly, it's unsightly I keep my toe nails trimmed when they get long I. Cut Him. You know and like one time I've liked gone in there and like really gotten the cuticle. Clean, and there's like a relief. Like Oh God this is the way my toes were to feel. So I can imagine that if you get it done by a professional and they do all of them yes it's got to be quite the clean feeling. Exactly. So that's excellent. That was one of my favorite parts, and then after that, they use basically kind of like sandpaper. Like Brady Go. Yeah. But then they lotion it up first so that it feels really nice on the bottom of your feet, but it gets very very. Off exactly running outside do this shit. My Dad really on his bed, his mom and my mom in his bed. Yeah and he used to he used to sit there at night and scrub his feet with this thing. My Dad's been a big runner, his whole life and I remember thinking men that's disgusting. Isn't it because they like? and. Then my parents got a divorce and I gotta think that had to have something to do with. Like that you should been doing your fucking feet in a different room not in the bedroom. Mom Can you confirm? Let us know countless show? Okay. You Say W. Bolan you soak. Soak Clip Clip. They political. And then scrub. and. Then after that, you either get color if you were going to do color which I didn't like Ho. Yeah. Like on your toes I didn't do I didn't like I didn't get my nails pain handing like that now. Or bleached no. A little like wider. These look less like I've been through some shit. You want like the fake sock Tan you WANNA. Give me a buffet. Okay. Wow. I won't move like I'm a Golfer bold move from bill today not GonNa do that. And then after that, they give you a nice massage on your legs with lotion interesting. cavs. Yes. Knees above the knee not nothing. Now it goes up to like High Shin Hyphen. All right. On summarizing your experience because I've questions, I would say I'm done. are you ticklish? I'm barely ticklish on the bottom of my foot and there was one moment where I was like a little bit ticklish but it wasn't bad. It was never uncomfortable. Okay. Okay. have you ever gotten a Sasha before? No, not like a SPA massage. Okay. Neither have I really want to the reason. I've never gotten that or pedicures because I'm very ticklish Oh and I'm concerned with. How the experience will go if the entire time I'm giggling like an idiot now, with the fact that I'm not doing either one of those things sober I would love to experience some under the influence of marijuana because it just seems like that would be the better way to get a massage and or a pedicure pedicure hundred percent you just like if you're a drinker, you probably want a glass of wine. Because it's just more relax absolutely same exact thing. Don't judge me Fucker and ask if I'm very ticklish I feel like that would contribute to the we'd you know we'd make sure little GIG lease. So I just feel like if I, it just wouldn't go. Well, they do ask if you're ticklish I do think they'd take that into consideration. They probably have secret techniques that are unknown to the normal man on how to avoid the ticklish nature in some human being okay I can believe that ways to circumvent the actually believe that because I've been touched by people who like there was no ticklish to their touch. Sure. You know sure I'm sure it's that same vibe maybe they get a little intimate so that it's not as ticklish for you now I'm wondering lighting handle. You know what? How many people have touched my feet. In my lifetime so like my mom, my dad obviously Dick. Sporting. Goods that measured your feet when you're like seven. Okay Yeah probably I guess he probably touched him. Yeah. Dr. When is Touching feet dude. They're doing shit you and your little kid to poke and everywhere and making sure all your shit moves proper. Sure a poke in the bottom of your foot to make sure your toes react and Shit don't do that I don't know Dr would just putting doctor I just remember the knee thing remember when they used to hit your knee into the reaction yeah. Wouldn't foot one two. Foot one two. There wasn't a for one. Actually I think they did hit the top of your foot or the bottom of your foot the dead center. The Poem No not the did Center I. DON'T I don't remember anyways. That's why I've never gotten a picky I have been invited by female friend as well. Get A pedicure. In I'm in doing, we just haven't found a window yet, but we're going to go do it. I'm just I wanted. I wanted to hear firsthand yet how it went for you. The recommend I highly recommend the only issue that I ran into is they had to move the chair to like Max length because the chairs are built for like five eight women not six foot tall men will legs were just bit long. But they I when it was all the way back it was totally fine I was I was very comfortable. The entire time can I opt out of the Cath massage because that's essentially just bone bone on bone fingers on bone just there's nothing there. Yeah. You can opt they have a hot they have a waste start time hot stone massage, and instead of a massage hot stones. Just take me back and the shit on they. Can do that that's the leap package while you were getting a pedicure this weekend. I went back to enchanted rock again. Yeah. I saw your caffeine and sarcasm bumper sticker that you ran into out there. Oh Yeah. Good stuff. That's a typical Austin mom. Picking the best shit to put on their vehicle. That's amazing. Anyway, I had a phenomenal weaken among the best at twenty twenty for me. I've been spending a lotta time though with children. And babies and small children in also their parents. Also. Clarified that. Yes yes. A small children I just WanNa say again man parents. y'All are working you dixon. tits off out there and I have mad respect for all of you. I know this year has been very, very difficult and taxing parents especially those with young children. Just. Try Not to forget that. You're literally shaping the future of the world and try to make non shit humans please and thank you. And one day I will join you know pressure. No pressure anyway had a productive healthy weekend. Ready to crush this fucking week. Let's go. It's the year the Comeback Bitch Strap in BP three thirty one is brought to you by Ritu Wool Men's diets are falling behind over seventy percent of men don't get enough vitamin E. and up to ninety seven percent of men don't get enough vitamin D from their diet but fundamentally, some men may overvalue exercise and undervalue nutrition and may think if I look healthy im healthy and I definitely fall into this bucket but there's more to help than meets the eye. 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Coping mechanisms, healthy coping mechanisms, versus unhealthy coping mechanisms. Back in the day way back in the day back I wanNA. Call Myself The J. Cole podcasting iconic because we had never had a guest on this show up to that point. And as many of you know, J. Cole never has features on his albums. This led to a conversation about the subject matter of his latest album at that time o d the title track of which opens with this. A newborn baby has two primary modes of communication. Laughter, which says I love this or crying, which says this frightens me I'm in pain. Life can bring much pain. There are many ways to deal with this pain. Choose wisely. And I always thought that was such a dope little It's a little monologue there at the top of a song right in a lot of this album k o d get into mental health topics and tackles things like coping. Directly, and it's funny because if you're a casual rap listener. Listener whatever you heard the song of the radio, you might not even notice 'cause they're very you know he's got great beats incredible lyricist. He makes great hooks. Yeah. He's a great musician and he makes hits that'll be about random serious shit that you don't even realize it sometimes it's very talented. Do J. Cole I'm Big Fan one of my favorite rappers if not, probably my favorite rapper North Carolina boy yeah I've been his house two, thousand, fourteen, four sales drive. It's in. Right outside of Raleigh on slow. How about that? Winston yeah, stand up the when he named his album after where he's like sitting on the roof that House fourth drag twenty fourteen. So Nice on twenty twenty, we are all coping. In one way or another. And when humans get uncomfortable and get scared to start hurting feel pressure, we often turn to very unhealthy means of coping to survive in advance, which can be extremely detrimental to our long-term mental health productivity and happiness. In the song friends off Cayote that same album J. Cole sings. Meditate meditate. Meditate meditate. Don't medicate Medicaid don't Medicaid Medicaid meditate meditate meditate meditate don't medicate Medicaid don't medicate Medicaid. The point obviously being the he believes. When you find those moments were you need cope something away to cope? Instead of medicating which we are prone as a nation to do via alcohol and drugs. he suggests meditation. Now when I first heard that line and when I first talked about this song, I had never meditated in my life up to that point and in fact, I remember even thinking to myself like. This is a little like you know a little cheesy in j Cole can sometimes be a bit on the cheesy side of transparent which I respect because it's familiar territory for me. When he does a very damn good job and making a rap song about a subject that most people aren't even comfortable discussing with normal pros so I get that meditation sounds silly to some people. Particularly, males. or it sounds like this like entrancing, it sounds like a much deeper than it actually is when I before. I started meditating. Things you don't understand. You think it's like this full like spiritual religious thing almost to where it's really not that it's just. Like. What is meditation? Yeah exactly and it sounds like this thing that you would have to learn or. Or something which it can you have to learn. One I did was alumnae am but The point being it's it's a lot less complicated than it may may actually feel like it would be from the outside especially if you don't have a familiarity with therapy or self help or self. CARE, self care yeah or whatever all these skills that we're trying to develop. Now, as we desperately see that we need them and twenty twenty. And so. I basically wanted to explain that like you know when you can't keep your mind from racing from thing to thing sure in that's. In creates panic and and even for those who don't have anxiety issues or panic disorder. Obviously, it's you know you awake at night you can't get to sleep. Your mind is racing from thing to thing and people with this issue or more susceptible to trying to quiet the demons of the monkees in their heads with substances in unhealthy distractions writer. will meditation gives you the piece that you crave? Swear to God on it only donating agree with the one time. In terms of an organized meditation session and it worked so well that I haven't done it since because I fell asleep and it scared the shit out of me how still I became because I've been living in pure chaos for so long that that was extremely uncomfortable for me like I went from peewee football, the NFL or some shit, and it was just too much I had to pump the brakes but I do smaller versions. Meditation Daily, I pray every night and sometimes throughout the day as I see, fit. But. I just wanted to suggest that if you're if you're still looking for more tools in twenty twenty or just in life in general as a way to cope with the difficulty of our circumstances as as a society as a human race or just as an individual, maybe it's particular individual things that are happening to you. Specifically, it's funny because I know people on both sides of the spectrum I know people who are having one of the best years of their life among the chaos of covert and I know people that are just getting absolutely fucking pummeled. Yeah. On top of Covid and everything else it's happening. We but we all need. We all need coping mechanisms on both sides of that spectrum. But especially those of us if you feel you've been getting kind of dumped on that, it's been a harder year than normal even considering the circumstances. Then you need these mechanisms, you need ways to do things. Healthily we can't just be like the American. Dream was like homer Simpson. You. Problems can be taken care of a couple beers at the bar with your boys and some dumb assery. You know that's not really true. You need help like we to be you need to re ground yourself come back to a center point like madge meditation for me is like if this is the path that I want my life to be going on a straight up and down line consistently with chaos in my life, I managed to slightly branch off to one side or another in like as it goes unchecked that lean is more and more exponential you know what I mean it starts slow and then the. Ground myself the lesson bring myself back to that center point the further away the that I go at a quicker pace meditation for me brings me back to that center point. It allows myself to rebound myself. Taken my surroundings figure out where I'm at as a person figure figure out where I wanna be and then continue moving in the direction that I need to be moving on and one of the easiest meditation practices for me a super simple one. If you've never meditated before, have you never even thought about it? One that helped me out when I first started meditating that I still do very consistently in that takes as little as five minutes is closure is. Sit in your chair. Imagine yourself as heavy as you possibly can be sinking into your chair and then slowly trace your. Your mind from the tips of your toes up to the top of your head from then back down to the tips of your. Go as absolutely slowly as slowly as you can, and if it takes you two minutes because you can't go any slower, that's fine. But be completely in your mind is and lowes Mo- only thinking about that for two minutes if that's all you can do if you can do it for ten minutes and stay in that space even better. But go as long as you can, and that's really really good when the star win an. Look if you just I literally got on Youtube and typed in meditation. Practice class and I found one would like twenty million views and went yeah, and that's it so. You know obviously the opposite side medicating I it's a very temporary. That's the problem with using it too often it's not that I'm not saying there are days when you don't you need a fucking couple beers with the boys at the Bar, whatever it is that you do. Substance or otherwise unhealthy a coping mechanism wise I'm not saying there aren't days where you need that. She have there are. Yeah but but that can't be your go-to no because that's an external source looking for an internal help China meditational problem with external both yeah. Exactly. Meditation is fixing an internal problem using yourself, which is the way that it needs to be done that that's a permanent fix there because you're actually doing it on your own, you're not relying on more of a band aid or crutch approach to things where Medicaid can come into play. Now, medicating can soften the blow medicating can absolutely help you get through certain things in a healthy way but it's not a long term. I. Don't I just don't if there's not other stuff implemented with the medication, it still doesn't count as a healthy way to me if it's just met but that's just me in my own mind the way I classify things I understand like I can take my meds. But if I'm not doing healthy shit adding actually healthy coping coping mechanisms outside medication, it tends to be very short lived in terms of success hundred percent. Sometimes you need that short like no absurd saying there's days where you need and you just need. To just fucking get through. So you just gotTa have something to grip it and rip it. Yeah. I get that too. Yeah. But if when you can get yourself to that place. In. China of mine if you're like I, need something quiet my mind. In, typically you're somebody who goes with you know few drinks or few tokes or whatever. It may be. Try something different try meditation try. Little. LOAM M- To See, what happens why the fuck not you've got nothing else to lose the world on fire. 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Get ged Q. Ip dot com slash P. Quip. The Good Habits Company. Next segment. Current event. Capping? We got a few things. We have talked about today in current events. Oh goal state of the world you know beautiful world we're living the first things funny as hell and it pretends to podcasting Allier. The Joe Rogan discussion with Tim Kennedy retired May fighter in which Tim Kennedy suggested that Joe Rogan should host a debate between donald trump and Joe Biden. Now obviously off the rip. Yeah. That's a very, not shocking thing that Tim Kennedy would suggest this the Joe rogan would. Then dive into the possibility of it and sort of break it out how he'd want to do it. He was like four hours just us three in a room fucking Austin Texas. He is here by the way I did not realize that was officially official he's reporting in. Austin. Texas moved here. Not In our studio. Not yet you weird if they didn't tell US imagine. Yeah. We just walk out and. Pretty sure. He's got his own building Chilin right there somewhere. As a result Tim Kitty tweeted out some Promo. He said on my podcast with Joe Rogan he offered to moderate a debate between Joe Biden Donald Trump so I guess it was on Tim Kennedy's podcast. Hours with no live audience, just the two candidates cameras in their vision of how to move this country forward who wants this So trump quote tweeted it and said I do. Of course absolutely. You know that's the way that trump gets his news out these days. Twitter twitter only never mind this was on the Joe Rogan experience on Sunday. Got You. Okay. Ten Kennedy was the guest host or whatever the fuck yea So I WANNA say bold move by trump to accept because of these dudes are named Joe. And everyone would the first same same first name test like an unspoken alliance sure. Sir, like all Ross's and I are on team Ross against everyone else on earth low key like we don't talk about the shit. But even if I even if you disagreed with every like you don't like Ross Geller. If you ever met him in person you're both team Ross. Sure I mean but yeah but he's like he doesn't even really exist. Now he's like this. He's staying on the Ross name that shouldn't even be there. So even so he's he's across the line for you. Your team Ross is combined in their efforts to. Push out Giller wow. Yeah he's out. Okay. Well, everybody besides him you will let us it comes down to it. You in a room with ten people is in three of them are named Chris and everybody else has assorted names and you don't know anything else about each other you go going with the Chris but yeah, I. Mean if three of them are named Chris how yeah I'm going with. The Chris that's your squad. Even if one of Chris I mean at least I would have you know, hey, you know what I mean. Yeah. So it's like it's it's just I'm just saying bold move to be the first to accept a going up against two jobs in the same room. You don't know what could happen just based on the fact that they had the Joe Alliance exactly if nothing else. And the telepathy that they share because of the Joe. Lyons. Always a you know what? Wildcard that's always a wild card out there. Trump's gotta be real careful with that now, the Oh, for sure obviously, the jokes are running rampant. I'm just imagining four hours of trump and Biden on TV with Joe Rogan in the middle and. Like Windows Two thousand twenty stopping an SNL it. You know. But it's like like I've seen everything he's making a joke like. There'd be sitting down and it'd be trump and Biden and they'd open like thank you for being here. We very much appreciate you taking the time to be on the Joe Rogan experience and this debate will be moderated by myself. Joe Rogan. We're GONNA LIMIT RESPONSES TO X. amount of time Have you tried GMT? Like everybody's like. That's. They just end up talking about psychedelics sexually art Hogan conducting a presidential debate would be so like I get it I do but it would be in the same vein as like Portnoy interviewing trump to me like this would be way more about me watching for the entertainment than like because again. There is no debate scenario. With these two candidates that results in any of US getting real answers we're like truth. No, it doesn't even if it's put on by it. Put on by the HBO. Lear if they both sat down in this room in agreed to know prescreening of questions, it wouldn't matter. I'd still get the same goddamn words out of both these men as we hear all the time it doesn't matter who interviews these fuckers. Yeah. Be Biden's been in politics for too long. He has an answer to every fucking question. You possibly throw at them. I'll be some of them sometimes might be about it completely different subject now as very fucking old. Yeah, and then trump. Walks you know what manuals? Yeah. He doesn't give a shit what you ask him. He's GonNa talk about what he wants to talk about every time every CENIS exactly what he wants to say regardless of the fact checking regardless of if it's right or now he's going to say what needs to say the difference between this and the Portnoy trump if you obviously being, they would both be there it's just. I'm not confident at all. We would get answers different than we'd get anywhere else. So one thing just about the entertainment factor for one thing that I do at least enjoy about Rogan's interviewing process is that for me it's always seemed like he does not move onto another topic until he understands the topic at hand or at least the answer that somebody's giving him like he doesn't usually except vague answers. Like 'cause I've I've seen guests on his show before that will say something and he's like well, no, that's not answering the question. I'm asking though but I'm saying both of these dudes won't get there. Water, outer unit, view with the what books what get that guy asked great follow up questions. He still didn't really have to answer them. He just continues with the Lai like or makes another lie to cover that live with ally four hours four hours of that. Twenty. Thirty Minute interview I feel like a like four hours we would at least get something show up just degree that because he doesn't think biting can stay awake that long. But. It would be look. There's no way. It's four hours even if they get this to happen which. Our tops we're about. Yeah. It's no one is trying to listen to frankly either of these three motherfuckers talk for four hours even the Rogan podcast will top out at three. Like. Four hours of of. Algiers to fuck insane recycled bullshit I'm just. For that, if this actually happens in boomers are like having to ask their kids who Joe Rogan is and they're like do. You know he's a former UFC fighter turned you have see commentator lighter. I think you was like one of the Oh Jeez right back I know he trains at least. I, know he was ever actually professional for I've seen them train due to beast, but I just assumed that he fought as well no no. No. You'll never came from fucking just commentating the no bureau factor fear factor factor. Yeah. Former fear factor host, and then you have see commentator who went on to start a podcast that went on to be one of the bird the most listened podcasts in the world. Now he's interviewing her potential presidential candidates. Well, maybe we'll see. Potentially. Four hours is unnecessary though in less walk. Goes over the top in goes along musk and his like Gimme a blonde that'd be incredible in I'm in. Because trump's going to hit the blunt. He doesn't. He's done. He's never smoked we in his whole life. He says his whole entire life is that really what he says I don't think he's ever had a drink either. His I think his his brother was like a really bad alcoholic and passed away from it if I really. And so he has that sort of like deal I. Don't know I can't speak to those type of circumstances. I just can't imagine going through this life. Without? A single goddamn visit to help me in the in the term substances 'cause. Then what you have to be a serial killer, you have no choice things wrong with yeah. Like how do you go through? How do you be in that position of power with zero vices unless look it'd be different if trump was like meditating constantly in spoke about like Meditation Enterpise Coping mechanisms and I know Goddamn. Well, he doesn't have any healthy ones reads a lot of the. Bible. Though obviously you watched his interview I, read my Bible often huge lots of favorite versus all versus. This individual personal he's read every every verse as a person to read the Bible many times many many times I hope this happens. On trump biden content wise i. mean this would be absolutely excellent. It would be the content of our generation. You know who the big winner would be Joe Rogan spotify Oh. Yeah. spotify right. Next. We Have Animal News Today folks my Dad's sent me this link last night he said he here's some show fodder. So here we are it's animal talk not in the form of an animal the week or insane headline of the day, which is shocking really there's a snake slippy snake. Slippers next ever snag it's about sixty two years old that hasn't had contact with a male and at least fifteen years. That's a long time to be. She's going through a dry spell that surprised you keepers at the Saint Louis Zoo by becoming. Pregnant wow. MR, pregnant snake turns out the these are ball pythons and they can reproduce asexually. It's not improperly to thing that happens. I thought this was just going to be like a real mystery. That's kind of sad that they actually have a reasoning behind. You thought this was like snake Jesus I thought. Yeah I thought they were like. Yeah this Jesus was born. This was the Virgin Mary Snake Sixty two years old going through a bit of a dry spell just. The whole thing played out in my head like snake. Jesus. And then like going up in having a beard and like it's like the rick and morty episodes obviously being white and in the Middle East for no reason no, one can explain it but snake Jesus is just somehow white. That's sounds like a South Park episode. They need to make south. Just trying to save the people save save every must. Justice name Jesus Cya was seven S.'s. Messiah. From The New York Times it's been about two months zookeepers at the Saint Louis. Zoo found a ball python believed to be about sixty two years old coiled around a clutch of seven eggs she had laid. Damn. But the surprise has not worn off not only had the snake not had contact with a male python for at least fifteen years it also would already outlived. It's life expectancy by more than two decades. Maybe this is snake snake Jesus. The snake is a freak super free. This is insane Super Frei Mark Winner Zoological Manager of Herpetology at the Saint Louis Zoo crushed. It said that snakes typically live only about thirty or forty years. Quote kind of crazy in the python. Made it past sixty. He said, let alone laid eggs. It's a snake miracle. Miracle Mark to the eggs which he laid on July twenty third of being used for genetic sampling, which will help determine whether the python reproduced sexually or asexually. Like another snake could've snuck in. That's what I'm thinking slithered in. What's the youngest snake could be to help another snake reproduce like what if like a little like six year old snake that was? You saying. Consent and snake world. You just invented snake Jesus answer questions about snake consent. You said herpetology correctly. So I figured you knew something of the topic of course not okay. We had a herpetologist come to our elementary school classroom on time because one of my classmates is named Zach. His father was a herpetologist said Davidson college say brought a bunch of snakes and lizards in one day. Oh yeah that's all I remember. It sounds like herpetology is the thing that like you study how to solve herpes. You needed some of that. If if if your doctor would have been a herpetologist back in the day, you would. Only diagnosed and live that month I. Wonder How many arrests have you ever wondered how other people out there go through that pain there's probably a reddit page for you I, bet that's a decent amount of fuckers who had been falsely diagnosed with herpes. scabies. The I'm we should go to our dash. I still can't get over with all say diagnosed with Herbie's but it was actually scabies and see if anything comes up, I still can't get over the best part of that being he's got I've got my pants down right and there's like you know it's not looking great. No, and he goes he's a he's going to swab painless and he goes. Now. The test is is not good. And it usually comes back when people are positive. So even if you get a negative, we're GONNA. Still treat it as if you're positive and here's some voucher accent I just remember looking at him in the eye and being like. How many more years was? Like Now, the test is not. But have it son and I was just like. You, did you read any of the books or manual? That's the trump school of medicine right there. You fucking Asshole I still on God if I ever see that dude in the street like I'm not seeking them out. But if I see him if I happen to be in the mall and I'm walking out of footlocker and he's walking in, it's over for this dude, that's it. I'm doing ten to fifteen. He's he's done you emotional scoring on her is I'm taking the to is that he used to falsely diagnosed my penis from his fucking head both of them. Just to. What is Dave Chapelle movie where he it's blue blue streak blue streak. I can't do it. I can't. It's been fifteen years since I saw that movie. Got Me all worked up herpetologist anyway. For snakes. Yeah and this Knicks yes she's crushing. This is the strong woman we need to be writing movies about strong iconic female right there indeed two sixty-two-year-old snake sexually reproducing. Don't need no man giving birth to snake Jesus. Yeah. I. Wonder what seven of them are snake, Jesus what if they're all ossining Jesus? She has seventy. Seven everybody gets one. She's like this. It's the seven prophets. The seven holy seven is a lucky number. Everybody gets one maybe it's a sign lucky number seven speaking of movies. Tenant. Not Having a great run at the box on tough. We everybody was wondering how this would go all right tenant Christopher, Nolan huge summer blockbuster to be. That's been pushed back again and again, and again because of Covid nineteen and obviously the result of movie theaters being. Restricted and how many people they're allowed to have in figuring out if they were going to be able to open at all I, haven't been to a movie in twenty twenty me neither into the i Max saw tenant last week we covered it on clams and cockles are television and film podcast, which we'll talk a little bit about a minute as well. Kohl's went and saw it over the weekend. I did again, Christopher Nolan behind the dark knight, the whole France that Batman Truly Batman begins the Dark Knight, the Dark Knight Rises Christopher. Nolan. Of inception interstellar fame famously the brother of Jonathan. Known Idiot who derail created Westworld I'm just fucking with you. He's probably a great dude. I'm sure maybe I don't know I don't know anything about him other than the westworld sucks I didn't like a joy Nolan to is there a sister in that family? A? Is that a different? Christopher Nolan Jonathan, Nolan something joy I think are the Joy Nolan is An American screenwriter. Behind something. Oh brother brother-in-law. Okay. So What books? Jonathan's wife. Jonathan's wife is joy. So we're good there. Okay. Okay Yeah I've seen a lot of no one's movies in theaters after see one in theaters you kind of realize that every new Nolan film that's GonNa come out. You should probably theaters it's one of those. Absolutely bona fide as one of the top directors in Hollywood. At this point, a guy demands you pay attention to whatever it is is working on one hundred percent and if I have done kirk as well he did dunkirk he did interstellar inception he always works with like the same fucking. He always has Hans Zimmer making his music cons is the goat. Blah, just hit me with it Dude Oh kate me what Zimmer, whatever those noises are bring them on. It's like the high porn, but it's like dark and beautiful. Yeah. It's like it's like a nautical vessel that's been. Taken to another level and put inside of a hundred mile deep cave via. The strongest trombone player in the world and you dropped him three miles into the ocean and made him blow as hard as he could on like into a matter all and five lines of cocaine. Yeah Yeah. That's about as like all fucking go. Ten thirteen has to be an every single movie. He does He. In two and a half minutes ten I was GONNA say he was he was barely in it, but he's still was legendary. There were like Mike Mike how much screen time you got a new and he was like Michael Cain can do. Probably two minutes south. Actually pretty impressive Michael came probably two minutes. Max. Just give me nor suit. She was only eight. I'm not going to do all the the impressions from if you haven't seen the comedy the trip go watch it. They do incredible Michael Caine Impressions Jokes Costume. Design intended some six suits. Suits they, Michael Caine makes a great joke about how he really wants to play a billionaire are the protagonist cannot no spoilers we're doing sport free tenant talk. Let's listen. This is not a spoiled. Yeah but he tells the protagonist If you WANNA be a billionaire, YOU'RE GONNA have to Brooks. Brothers isn't GonNa cut it. Yeah which is such a hot dig because brooks brothers literally went like two months ago. Yeah. But. So then throughout he gets a blank credit card and then throughout its James Bond level suit shit maybe above. that. Could above James. Bond even that restaurant scene the swab, the like undertone of it was absolutely hilarious. It was so much wagon just unbelievable. The protagonist is just charismatic Robert Pattinson unbelievably swab the entire tall. Hey as suits were my favorite because they were like they were very nice but they were little messy to where it was like he didn't give a fuck but he looked nice shit news was probably wearing like ten thousand dollar suits what I mean like he had his he didn't have his cuffs buttoned. He was wearing the scarf very me I identify with Robert, Pattinson probably one of my favorite actors in Hollywood right now. Very you Yeah I would say so. Just, go ahead and throw yourself in the old patents why and Robbie p would like get along. Well, I think we'd be tight. Enough but. I don't disagree with that. Take I think he seems like a tight dude. Yeah. But regards I like I like softspoken motherfuckers though you know I don't I just don't think that loud in I feel like he like is one of the more low key Kinda keeps to himself. Okay. Very soft. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I watched interviews, he he. Yeah, and he's like fucking what speak up Bro. Enjoyed ourselves my mouth it barely moves when I talk but I'm incredibly attractive. Of Women. Love. Me Joe Lineup God jump on Spider Monkey. With a terrible fucking. But I've seen I've seen lots not films in theaters the first week that they've ever came out right? This I time front row. I. Maxed fucking panic attack during the fucking. trucking. I went in with a full blown panic attack. Wow. Already occurring front row actually was not I maxed. Sorry. So I was not I max but front row, Dark Knight Bank Robber Seen Keith Heath Ledger Fuck so much of the. And just just. It was so hard core that it stopped the panic attack. In. It made the dark knight like instantly in my top five I was like the movie was so good. Panic attack shifted my mental out of A. Panic attack. Usually when you have a panic attack, you WanNa do something that is not so stimulating that was so incredibly stimulating that it pulled you into a different universe. This is how you. Get ice in your mouth to take your head out of it like that scene was so intense rain was like, sorry Bro we can only do one thing right now and We're focused on this movie. Yeah. Once Heath Ledger was onscreen. Your brain was like Oh. Yes that's it. We don't need. You anymore said we're gonNA see a magic trick in my brain turned off its anxiety. But regardless, I've seen all of these and they did a great job marketing this film to with between the Travis Scott Track that they put on the film that they would use them for all the market releases, blonde, move James Bond move and they really they crush every about it yells franchise absolutely absolutely and they could franchise this when honestly it could have very very easily but. I've never seen a Nolan movie in theaters on release date and been the only person in the theater. I was the only person in the theater on Saturday okay. See we went like opening whatever I think it was one of the first couple of days I max and it was full. So we got stuck in the second tried to go to your. Every. Other I'll and it was sold out and then there's like six seats between groups get roped off like it was very minimal amount of people in this theater. So it was pretty full. Yeah. But the point is obviously that movie theaters are not seeing great results. Based on the dropoff intended ticket sales from one week to the next I mean you gotta think if this if if this was totally normal, you'd probably be going to a legitimately packed theater fully sold out every single seat sat theater for this movie for this one especially, the spectacle that it said to bring on and that it does deliver on visually for sure. I. Mean This would be a full movie. This would be a hundred million dollars opening weekend most likely and I'm I'm I'm not saying that they're not gonNA, make their money back on this. It sounds like especially internationally that they're going to do pretty well and obviously they'll have it. You know available for rent and all that Shit on Apple TV and all the different platforms on Prime Hulu. Whatever wherever, and they'll probably do some like seven dollar rental period or something where it's more expensive than your typical three dollar rental to try to make back some of this money as well. There's GonNa be ways that they'll make it back. Regardless. Nine point five million, it's opening weekend. Oh, which is just not what you expect to see I mean, those are numbers that like. Really. Shit. Films do on like a normal opening week. Domesticated Total is at twenty, nine, point five million. And I mean that's just very knock. This movie was very expensive. Yes. So what will continue to monitor is this shift in how movie production companies are deciding to get their product out there because to switch to our next topic in the same vein Mulan. Came out? Yes. The live action remake and. The way you have to access it. This is another summer blockbuster to push back again and again and again and again, and then Disney was like, fuck it will make it available to Disney plus subscribers, but they have to upgrade to Disney plus prime our premium on sorry. Yeah and it's like thirty dollars thirty dollars on top of your ten dollars, a month Disney plus so you're essentially paying forty dollars off the rip to watch Milan the only additional movie offer live right now and the one I believe. One just like they did with Aladdin beauty and the beast lion. King Lion King Mulan is obviously a huge hit I believe right now Milan is the only movie that you get with that premium subscription. So you're in in theory paying thirty additional dollars to watch one movie. which the original, the Og nine hundred ninety eight Mu. Lan is legitimately one of the Great Disney movies on my lifetime if not of all time zero cap to that current event take. I've only seen it like three times and I know every word to every song somehow it's one of those men it just sticks with you. It was such a well written story that fits in perfectly with the stories that the writing now with like the strong woman character but they did it the correct way and actually giving her a good plotline and she's not just a Mary Sue that saves the day with magical powers or something like that. She goes through training. She's not good at first I'm not mistaken the LGBTQ community is actually upset with the new one. Are they I'm not I. Haven't Sossamon headlines. I know that people are upset about it for. Different types of appropriation. Of Chinese culture I believe there's been some protests and some ups and boycotts. Controversy. They cut the bisexual icon Lee Shang from the remake and says it was a missed opportunity according to insider DOT COM for Disney fix its LGBTQ representation problem. Also, the star of the Shang was little short dude yes. A so they took that character out of the early. Yes. Out and The star of the movie also said it was the part of the movie was filmed in Jinyang region where the Chinese government is held holding a weaker Muslims and these star of the film The female actor. Basically. Supported the Chinese government and the Hong Kong police during the Hong Kong protests instead of supporting the freedom fighters of Hong Kong Orgies Rick. Yeah it wasn't great. It wasn't great. So this had a two hundred million dollars production budget and it made five point three, million it costs thirty dollars to watch on top of Disney plus a subscription before it heads to the streaming library later this year. So made how much I think it made five point three million I don't think they released their numbers for this shit. Okay. I saw one steak and I could be I could be incorrect on that. I just saw a tweet that said five point three on two hundred, million dollar budget at one point. So it's at number six on their trending tab on Disney. But they're saying there's a few ways to monitor it that it had jumped up to. Basically, I'm reading an article this comparing it to how Hamilton did not well. It did have a good little spike to start though it sounds like anyway this obviously, very interesting to have a movie go straight to not just to to streaming or straight to video or straight whatever you WANNA call it on demand. But to be a premium on top of a paid service to have to join Disney plus premium tap to pay an additional thirty dollars and I guess they're logic is like families and kids and shit like. Five people watching it that would have been ten bucks a ticket in the movie anyway Yada Yada something like that. I don't know I. You're not watching it. The thing is you're not like I'm not going to pay more to watch it at home when I'm not getting anywhere near the theater experience for most of the like and also like you said, it is a kids movie. I would say most of the people that have Disney plus that use it for their children to watch Disney plus are either watching it on a laptop or a tablet. I would say probably at least fifty to sixty percent, I'M NOT GONNA pay thirty dollars to watch Moulana on a tablet or laptop you know what? I mean, right? That's ridiculous. That's a way like a complete waste. So. There it's going to be extremely tricky. I don't know. Maybe we'll see an increase in like lower budget indie style films that are guaranteed to make more money at the box office in the next couple of years until things are completely back up and running or less sci fi action thrillers and more drama based character driven plots going to be interesting to see there will definitely be some kind of shift. It's going to be for Hollywood's GonNa take some time to have to get there like financial foothold. On how everything's GonNa work because like you couldn't release integrate budgeting like a movie like in game or something like that. Right now you just couldn't. You would make it would not be monetarily worth it at all to have some sort of massive fantasy thriller come out right now. Well, I guess we don't know you like we don't know if something like in game would demand enough for it to be a massive success through like because people have been unwilling to swing like ten, it is now clearly swinging. For the box office version of this to see what would happen. Yeah and seeing some issues as I'm saying but I don't think like I would say if in game is is the most something like in game would be the most drawing to get customers back into seats at a movie theater I'd say tenant is like sixty seventy percent of the way there Christopher Nolan blockbuster. I mean I'd say I'd say that's right there right below because in games a different type of spectacle another level. The normal movie releases tenants in the tier. One. What what hype that would bring we've also seen films that have benefited from the street to streaming release type of I'd say, Paul Brings Home Range was a huge one as we discussed on always do clams and cockles are television and film podcast that was one that like probably wouldn't have gotten my attention. Because it was streaming on Hulu I. watched new nothing about it fucking. Loved it. We ended up covering it on OCC pretty extensively and Yeah. So we Clinton cockles again is available wherever you listen to the Rose Bowl in podcast along with General TV and film news we're covering right now HBO's lovecraft country we're also covering Amazon's the season two as well as yellowstone. Season One and having a blast. So go subscribe to always clams and cockles also brought to you by bowling media hosted by myself with my co host Barrett Dudley who's been my friend for like seventeen years now and supporters on there as well. Get yourself some TV movie and Film Talk Every Single Week on OCC, and that will do it for current event capping. Will Donald Trump Joe Biden potential brogan news guts minimum news gets a movie talk. I love and I thought it was dope but you got to listen to OCC's movie club on patriotic over there to get my full takes on it. My full review I one more segment we got time for one more segment. Ross reacting to rockets. Alas my Houston Rockets my favorite sports team far, and away the one I've been the most emotionally invested in throughout my life failed to do much against the Los Angeles Lakers and of exited the NBA's bubble ending their twenty twenty season. It's always a depressing moment from. The moment the seasons for the rockets, the title run. which has happened every year for the past. Since nine, hundred and ninety, five I'm always depressed right after like there's this wave of because that's one of the things I get excited about during the week during the course of the week the month what matchups do we have who playing you know what are the spreads Yada Yada loved to get into all the fucking love it I. Love Sports Betting I love sports in general huge huge huge rockets fan and with every off season comes a lot of uncertainty in questions about how they change up the team to make the run and in basketball. When you're a huge fan, there's five starters you know your players very well, you become very acquainted with everybody on the team and you gain. These emotional connections to certain people and in the case of the rockets. Had Connections to which all discussing his second. But first, let me cap off that Lakers series by saying. People are very quick to jump on James Harden jump on the rockets I get. They're very hateful team in general Houston sports as a franchise across all three franchises are very hateful I. Understand that we're fun to talk shit about I understand that James Harden is an easy target, Dantonio and easy target. Russ is an easy target I get all that. But we did not get like blown out in some unbelievable fashion did the guy's not really give it their all? Yes. But there were few factors here that played into what ended up being disappointing series. First of all Russell Westbrook got covid nineteen. Okay couldn't work out for like two and a half three weeks. This was after he absolutely crushed during the regular season was destroying. He was phenomenal. Pre Cova break. He gets Cova can't work out loses the great shape he was in. He's he's coming back. He gets hurt his squad, but he's forced to play early instead of like being able to recover his quad the full way because the thunder force that series to a game seven. himself. which is a very important piece of the rockets puzzled. Then Daniel House gets ejected from the bubble after game one or at this investigation starts after game one and he's quarantined then he gets elected from the bubbly plays no other games in the series except game one who is Daniel House? It doesn't matter than to say that he was our six-man playing thirty minutes a game the six man in the NBA is a very important position. That is a huge loss that was given very little attention in terms of how bigly it affected the rockets. then. On top of that, we played Lebron James and Anthony. Davis. That is a monster of a team that is like a mon-. Stars space jam situation with a supporting cast that can shoot it turns out. Yes and they were fucking amazing. The Lakers played their dicks off they need to be given a lot of credit. It wasn't just at the rockets fell flat and they were hurt and they were down a very important piece of the puzzle the Lakers just played. Well and they flat out kicked our asses. But don't Discount Lebron James Anthony Davis on paper you're looking at James Harden and injured Russell westbrook versus Lebron James Seventeen years in who is a freak of nature in still a top three player easily if not easily number one in the league seventeen years in Anthony. Davis, who is easily a top three player and youngest fuck Lebron still selling Goddamn feet tall. Still looks their times in game five where Lebron just looked in complete control of the basketball. He could do whatever he wanted the entire series from game to on. Yeah and there was nothing we could do to stop soon as Houston started gain any sort of momentum Lebron was right there to shut down immediately the match up was not good for us. It didn't play out. Well, it's over. But that being said, it's not all this bullshit like NBA twitter is just the worst place in the world the team just this was another disappointing into what had a lot of promise as a year as a result coach Dantonio is out he was an unrestricted free agent. He had the option to either renegotiate with the team and try to get a new contractor walk he chose to walk I loved coach Mike He was awesome I've loved all our reason coaches Ataman Mikhail J.. G. all those dudes I respect it a lot Jay bickerstaff when he was in her interim coach. It's hard to lose your coach. like emotionally that shit. Made me sad man to see him go. He's great. Do I believe he was going to get as a championship man? No. Not after what I saw on this series he got thoroughly outcoached by Vogel Thoroughly outcoached it was not. He was not the answer to me Maury. That being said I respect and love to coach Mike Dantonio Awesome Person Great Guy, and whoever lands him we'll be very lucky. Very highly. Sought after right now in the coaching market Jerem Maury friend of the podcast episode one, Forty, eight, he was a call in guest if you haven't heard it episode one, Forty Eight Daryl Morey rockets general manager still in. He was in a weird spot. Also longtime follow me on twitter looked like you might get canned, but it turns out. It looks like they're gonNA ride with him continue to let him. He's going to basically get to live out the harden Westbrook era. It looks like. So the person in the strangest spot of all is owner Tillman for Tita. He's the Landry's guy the casino guy he's getting rocked. By covert in two, thousand, twenty financially. And he's a cheap fuck of an owner so far has been willing to spend cuts corners and never gets into the luxury tax. How does a does NBA have a salary Cap Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. How are you a cheap fuck of an owner you just if you're unwilling to go into the luxury tax if you're unwilling to spend. Money supermax contract. No. Contracts Are A. Cap on a contract for type of player with X. amount of years, and you get X. amount per team or whatever. get into all that I don't understand the salary in the NBA side as much. I just clarified a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So he does not spend in the luxury tax does things to cut corners and save money and There's no reason to believe that he won't continue to do that, and if he does, we're fucked sure because WESTBROOK's being paid forty million a year harden is very expensive forty, million, a year but they have to run back. They have no choice other than go hard and Westbrook and try to build from there but the season is over. Disappointing end to another promising one. Loved the rockets will continue to be a huge fan very interesting to see who they pull as a coach. The NBA playoffs however continue on. 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It's been six six steelers six, locked it in my book Dot AG and then I've got titans money line, which is carrying with it a minus sixty price tag i. took it. Anyway I think they win the game I don't trust them to cover the spread. I think it's three still, and I'm taking the money line as a result. Now it's at three and a half. Probably got a good money line on bonds at three. I'm seeing A. Sale, I'm at minus one seventy five on Tennessee's money. Line. So I wasn't GonNa take that because that's a little. That's a little low for you. Boy I was GonNa take on the Titan broncos game. I was going to bet the under at forty one minus one, fifteen ground and pound offense from Tennessee very low scoring team. Last year won a lot of their games fourteen to thirteen, fourteen ten. Similar scores like that very strong defense as well. I was going to bet the under on that one, and then the Pittsburgh Game I was going to argue with what do you mean you were Gonna I'm This is my pick. The under taking the Titans Broncos I'm taking under Titans broncos again the under a set at forty one and that's minus one five fluctuates. We don't know there's going to be that when you get on there exactly and for the steelers I'm also taking minus six, who for the spread steelers. Team. Sucked money were only other sports news. I could theoretically see the giants pulling out a win. I'M NOT GONNA lie Daniel Jones has impressed me a little bit and sometimes they can be a little bit of a wildcard especially first week of the season you really don't know, and after that it's really counterintuitive to fuck and steelers minus six goals. Well, the line on the the San Francisco Arizona game looked exactly like this last night in Arizona came back made it titan ended up winning so. First Week of the NFL really never know. But if I for my bet, I'm going with Pittsburgh Mine Idaho he doesn't know. This, saying I know. Mind is six I'm fucking competent titans moneyline. 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Zoo Scene Investigation - EP 265

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:04:40 hr | 1 year ago

Zoo Scene Investigation - EP 265

"It's impossible to be on all the time. I do my best. You know, I'm a happy person. But in order to be my bright and bubbly self. I do I have to admit I need my rest. That's why I use settle in for all of my sleeping products sleep hot. Well, how you say goodbye days, waking up in the sweat with their cooling technology. You'll be able to start your morning, cool and collected. You sleep green who practice? What you preach all day and night. It's easy being green when you use your their sustainable bamboo sheets. He sleep naturally will let your night's rest come to you naturally with their Sudafed organic sheets, you can sleep clean and comfortable without being bothered by dyes and chemicals sleep easy. What better than putting your head down the pillow after a long day there wrinkle resistant sheets ensure your getting the shed I instead of straightening your bed all night sheets blankets towels designed with purpose designed for life designed for you to be the best you that you can be settle in home is offering twenty five percent off to all straight talk listeners. Honey, just go to the website settled in home dot com. Enter promo code straight, talk and check out. What do I hear Mark you money? Take your jacket off. It's real loud jacket. Yeah. Do you miss your that jacket off Mark Roe quick? Just check it off. I'm pretty fast. This cannot be the prayer. That's not I don't want to think about it. Marks? Check is so loud. The only one that can hear that. It's just. How fast are you? How fast I need to be. If you're in a hurry. You can like how quickly could you knock it out? This is definitely in the show. Now, aren't we? Little kids. I can get out real quick. If I need to what I mean. Correlation between the two parts of that sentence. You don't get a lot of private times. Now, understand it. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Like a minute and a half. Could you do that? I think you should next time. Diana complaints. I take too long show. Hers isn't every shower? No, how often is it. When the mood strikes when's the last? Plead the fifth today. Was it was today? Possible could've been yesterday spent haircut Marcona haircut. Now, I can't keep his hands. It's really short this. It's cute. I walked in. It looks good. Looks really good. So today, you masturbated in the shower. Everyone knows it gets gooky right on. That's why the shower works. Very well. Just shoot it out wash. It off the wall on the ball. You ain't towards the wall. It's we do not have a very large shower. It is a and do you share it with Diana your own bathroom? No. We have our own bathroom in our bedroom. So so you share that bathroom with Diana s and one sink one toy that went shower and every morning you every warning that this morning, maybe in did you shower before after her? I don't know. And then she has to come into your stained shower doors and be like what happened is Dane, I'm very clean. Oh, really skidmarks. You are. Well, so I was going to do some sort of prayer. But we that was the conversation issue came into it. And that's it. So when you hear the dogs barking in the back, maybe so that's the way it's going to be here nightmare. The no prayer news. The news. Mark. You knew the announce I need to start the show. So give it to me. And to me hard, treat me like your shower. Get your wet. Is it Ross's studio or Ross's house? Gimme that. We'll see how did you get it? Right. We'll see remember the name of the studio. No. Come on. He was the name of an episode. The first episode we did in the new studio. So don't look it up. Don't look it up to say what you think it is go give us the announce just the first thing that comes to your mind. The name of the studio make up here you go. You think what you think it is say what you think it is come on. I need announcement to ask him CJ. He'll do it by Mark live from Ross's bodily podcast studio in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with Roe. What did you call? It your bubbly studio. I was trying to theme it with you wrenches know trying to stay. He's the gave you wish you had. And no you need. Tough love money. Now here he is Ross MAC. To share? Sweet to me. Among no. And welcome to the program. What if a nominal show we have for you to day coming from the Christina, darling? Will most do Stu studio in my now, could you not remember sting, darling? Most do Stu studio after right that should anyway. Welcome to the program lets you quick reach around markets here. Jay rod. Jay is here is all. And nickel. Nickelback Nickelback nickel bully here. Bullen as they can bully. Welcome. Balloon had a tooth removed today. The end his own surgery is done. He's just a lot of pain. Yeah. He couldn't do. It. Couldn't go all the way earlier, and he was like numb. And he goes, I'm numb and you MBNA go numb net too. Can you imagine Fakty playing numb that to numb mouth? Oh, wow. That is met. Lots going on today. We sit here in the new home studio. I hope it sounds great. I will tell you got painted is key. Picked out this art has been hung paintings painted. This please yourself do that. But I did buy the paint myself. I picked I brought one of these there's a curtain here. I brought the curtain and I matched the little light line. Do you see that? And I don't think it fields cozy marketing. Computers closed Mark we closer computers. We close our computer. I always have my computer. Well, it's a new rule of computers closed. Yeah. I got in trouble. And I don't even minute Mark. Sorry. I felt like people weren't paying attention. I said computers got to be closed and there's a new rule here. But I never pay attention now is but why? But while I'm talking gauging. I'm looking around. I'm looking into Keith is geez is at J rods over there. And I go to look in your eyes. And you're just like, you know, I know. Now to the cake. Jack creek their team in when I played solitaire north that is don't care either. I was gonna say have you noticed how how cozy the paint is marketing when you walked in? You know, what I actually forgot because it's just seem. So like this how it's supposed to be nice. So I went and I went to a furniture store furniture store, I love and I consider the name of some about to talk shit about him. But I like this furniture store, and I buy stuff from there in the house. This a lot of things are from there. And I went in and I had the day free on Sunday morning. And I said Hulo I'm here. I'm buying things. You know, I just I didn't wanna Julia Roberts on rodeo drive. Kind of I'm buying I'm buying it. It probably wasn't very crowded either. Right. Real sunday. It just opens they were excited to have someone there. I go. I want this comfortable because it had a part of it that raised Louis put our computers on it. Because right now computers pounding on my lap as sitting in love, Seton us, go not gonna work in the long term. Right. So I was I asked I want that. Then there were two little chairs that were small little nice arms. They were gold silver sort of fabric. You know, killed arms. And I go I go to those please. And there was a side table for Nikki boy, she could have everybody over there marble on top with gold leagues. I one that. I was like I don't even care what it costs. I want that. I want that. I want that wrap it up. She goes. Okay, sir. Here we go. Okay. We don't have the coffee table. We don't have the chairs and don't have the site. April or may. Like, not even in the warehouse. No, not even in the warehouse where the fuck lies on the floor on the floor. Give you the floor. And then what happened? Sorry. So why thing is why have a store if you can't sell any of it? I was there. I had met my money as good here. Like, Julia Roberts said, okay. I've got money to spend in Eero. Okay. Our stuff is very expensive member. Big mistake, you work on commission right fig, mystic big huge. Did you have seen of the let me tell you something? I couldn't believe it. I I had money to spend. I was getting my whole plan is that you guys would show up, and you'd be like this room is finished Mark. What's it called? Pristine fuck something sift to studio. This show intro. What we're we're out in your mind. The name of the studio that I was home. Oh, Stu SU studio. So the first part pristine. Homo note. There's word your podcast, you're missing word. What's start with? I can't give you that. Fuck. You don't even really have the first word, right? Okay. I don't know. I couldn't tell you how we named it this in. Dearest. She calls June coffer calls a daughter, Christina dialing, Christina darling. And we named it. Pristina darling. Was something that my mouth being pristine pristine in Pristina, darling. That's how it happens Stena, darling. Homo sue studio. Yeah. Got. It didn't happen. But it does feel feel good. Oh. The store handed just go. She goes. So what do you wanna do I go? Well, there's nothing to do. So thank you like it wasn't mad even I was just like I just to Pasadena. Hell no drove to Pasadena, and they wouldn't sell you the floor models. Why? Exactly. Usually when they don't tell you model, they go because we have to have it here to sell it. But now everybody's going. There is there's no there's nothing for them to they news. That's what it was fake chairs. Timid fake pews? That's we're back there again or stuff. Yeah. I would ask to speak to the manager. I think she was the manager. Then I would ask her to get permission to sell the floor models. It was perfect perfect. You guys. It would have been great my favorite part of the stories that as a side comment. I asked for a side table set. My drink on kind of a joke to behind maintenance actually look for a site marble? It wasn't cheap. But I was going to buy because it was nice. It was perfect. How much is too much recite table two hundred dollars per se. Ri fifty to fifty you think enough immedi give me three hundred fifty here. One day a week. But like, it's. It was beautiful plan. Any kind of is the kind that goes over the ledge little bit like site. You know, what I mean like the bottom and the top so over the arm sort of? Anyway, I'm so mad. I'm mad too. I know I should have our new sponsor. Hey, just wanted to shout out. So we interviewed on pop talk interviewed some of this big brother people Jonathan Bennett and Ryan locked e if you want to hear that make sure your subscribe to pop talk just want to tell everybody that your, sir. And I did that as well. You know, it is a oh want to tell you this. You know about about a month ago. I was driving in Palm Springs in my car. And I go to Starbucks every morning, right? And I'm in Starbucks, and there's a car loan going up. Did I tell this story yet? I don't think. So there's this car alarm going off outside and it was like, okay, turn it off. And it was going on for a long time. I was like turtle. What is going on lookout? Make sure my car's not being I see my now, I'm not being and I'm walking out to my car and is allowed with my Starbucks. And I realize it's my car. What? So I I look at turned into Cagney Lacey's going on with. No, so okay. So I hit great the alarm goes off. I get in my car turn on. And the alarm starts going off cleared who's the asshole the alarm going, and I can't get it to pull over the car onto the car. It's still going off like really loud. And I don't know what to do. So I start dry off. And I start driving inserts going again as I'm driving everyone's turning looking. Oh my God. What am I gonna do it goes off? But it goes on for like ten seconds starts going off again. Oh my God. What am I going to do? So I drive with the brand of car. I have the dealership is right down the way, you know. So I'm like I'm gonna drive to the dealership it's going off. Like so loud, and I pull in everybody starts coming out to the parking lot all the people that work there. And I'm like, my car warts up going up, and he goes he looks at me. I did steal. Okay. Okay. Pull pull into service what? 'cause it's so loud. Hall. Paul into service. Okay. So pull with them seeing there, and there's a line of people three cars back and just won't stop going off waiting. Everybody's looking. I'm sitting in my seats wedding. And then it goes off. And I wait thirty seconds goes by the minute goes by and I'm still in line. And I see there's no one behind me. And I thought I'm just I gotta get the fuck outta here. So I before so impose behind me. So I pulled backed up and drove and it never happened again here until today shut up I'm in my kitchen, and we're like chopping or whatever. And I hear that. I'm like harm. And they someone with them. I catching goes your car. And I'm like, no because he knew the story. And I was like, no that's can't. That's not my home. I got. No. It's not and it stopped. I go see sound mccart. It's not. It starts again. I go out front, and it's my Clark Quing doing the same thing. Lock unlock red button. What button? I don't start the car turn the car in doing it all over again. So then I think I can't I don't know what to do Tricia. I gotta figure something out. Right. And then I go into my app, and there's an app for my car where you can turn on your car your role in the middle of a story, and you can turn off your car, and you so I go into the app and unlock it and thing. And then there's a thing that's horns and light like alarm, and I turn the alarm off on that. And that fixed it, but when is it going to happen at two in the morning frustrate? It's going to happen. We'll maybe should've stayed in line at the the deal again. Very busy. Okay. You should sometimes on those interactive apps with you. If you take your manual, sometimes the hardware software needs to get updated. So just you have to have your phone with you. And it goes through the app on the phone will do that to just check have Trish and check your manual that might fix the problem. I'd be Mark Mark is a man of. Many talents. And I'm gonna say this true true to he can masturbate in shower. Getting it up like, you don't even know he can wash underwear almost to the point of getting out. By the way, I was doing laundry this weekend. And I do literally seriously check all of them when I put them away. Mark state. He he can Pena bottle moving. There are so many things he can do he is just fix my car. He can he set up. These interviews with Ryan lucky and all these Johnson, Ben and all these people he also marked can manage to get the the scoop of the year twenty nineteen only a month or so into it and Marcus managed to get the most coveted exclusive interview so far. Okay. Diane Sawyer on the line. She's pissed. Connie chung. So working curious. She's fear. She didn't get this. This scoop. All right who else who else Oprah? Oh, yeah. No. I'm sorry. That's okra okra pickled okra nearly sixty five years old now there's so many people journalists heart. Wolf Blitzer Anderson Cooper, Rachel mount all wanted this interview. Mark got it who's with. Well, let's find out. Without a shadow of doubt, the most sought after interview. So far of twenty nineteen is with the one and only dorey Dagan cold. The girl scout fee nom is selling cookies coast to coast and every media outlet is fighting for their chance to sit down for a one on one exclusive interview straight talk with Ross as proud to be only media outlet to get this interview. I present now are investigative reporter with his daughter Dori Dagan cold. This. Here with Dory. Dory. Say hi everybody. What are we here to talk about today? Kellyanne cookie for what my girl scout all your girl scout troop, and what kind of girl scout. Are you is this your first year in girl scouts, and what is your favorite thing to do in the scouts? Painting and crafts. So why don't you give me your sales pitcher cookie sales pitch? You did. So well with the other day go for semi cookies. What you need. My name's Mark. Nice to meet you Dorie meet you make. And what are you here for today? Cookies and telling geese from groom scout like your favorite kind of cookie. I like the peanut butter sandwich. Cookies, how many bucks do you you? You boxes. How much is that going to cost me? How much are they box? One duck is five dollars. Okay, cookie dot com. It's a great place to go to buy girl scout cookies. The most popular in the bucks. Test and the. The says. Business. On. Joy. Hey, dorey, uncle Ross wanted me to ask you what's it like being daddy's daughter? I don't know what your favorite thing about your daddy. She had to think. I like drifting Liska ain't got him with you. Yeah. That's my favorite thing to do with your heart your favorite costume. That's a hard one. That is a hard one because you have so many. All of them. All right. Well, this has been very informative. Is there anything else you wanna tell people? Interview with Doria Deighton full who is crudely breaking girl scout cookie records coast to coast. She said it there herself Doria cookies dot com. Mark spilled up for us. That's a D R I A C O K I E S dot com. So you can just buy cookie there. What is all the different? There's a little video Dory at the top of it. And then there's all the different kinds of cookies there's album or five dollars except for the s'mores or six dollars. And then they have a gluten free option, which is also which actually are really good Crumlin ice cream anyways to have them shipped to you have to buy a minimum of four. But there's an option at the bottom where you can gift box of cookies, and then those are sent to the. Sweet. So you can buy a box of cookies, and if you don't want to buy four you can buy one, and you don't have to pay shipping or anything, and they they box them all up, and they send them to the truce. Doria cookies dot com. Doria? Void. Tiny voice what I love about. It. Is it getting to that age where she actually has her own cadence in early Dodds, it's not like, she just regurgitating adult sailing. She has her own little personality. And I wanna just squeeze the whole interview was twelve minutes. Do you have your Dory? Twelve and take a cut it down to be nine and a half. I got. Thank you. It's hard to say, she's a she's a darling girl. Cookie. Stocks gets her passed off next week. Sorry, great. All right. Hey when we come back game in played in a long time. Hey, ladies, are you tired of not being able to find the right? Broth is let me tell you about a company that offers more Bryce sizes than any company out there. Third. Love third. Love offers special fit finder quiz. All you have to do with answer. A few simple questions to find your perfect fit over ten million women have taken the quiz today. It's actually kind of fun and takes less than a minute to complete. Did you breast shape matters and funny good fit? I don't know that. I do you do there. 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And when I ask you to stuff my box, you all sort of like, it's my comment box, you all sorts of pleaded play that and I saw one. And I thought you know, what it's been awhile since we played this game member wended dented at happen. When did that did it happen? If you don't remember how this works. I give you three things that all happened in one year. And then you have to kind of guess like what happ- what year that was. Now, we've we've messed with the scoring a little bit. But I've got I really cracked the code. Okay. What is it? So it's time to play. And I'm explaining time to play say winning. When did it? Say when to get. I want to all of the same same time. Ready three one. How did that? When one two three way that with me. Say it with me when. With me when did that. When did that? Did it happen? So here's what we're going to do. It is in this corner. CJ in this corner. Nick. In this corner. Mark, we're laughing putting people. Judge. So here's how it's going to work listening to the scoring. It's genius. Joe all things happen in one year. So you say the answers to the year two thousand okay, but you say two thousand four Nikki you're going to get because your four point years away. You're gonna get four points. And you're gonna get two questions and the person at the end with the lowest score win. So choirs math and vir? J needs to keep for you. Got it. You're gonna keep score. What's the name of the game say with me? Did that? Eight myself. Did you? Down. Who wants to go for me because I suck. I suck. I suck. You make fun of me last time. I played to Johnson. Did it happen? Nikki get it over with tear off the bad stuff. This is the game. I'm going to three things will happen in the same year. You answer, however, many years away you are. That's the point you score the goals to have very little points understand. Yes, here we go question. Number one. This is for Nicole. Boy, yet these three years three things happened in the same year. But Wendy debt, did it happen. Nikki. Princess, Diana and Prince Charles got divorced, Jerry. Maguire was the number four biggest movie this year and in this same year. Tickle me. Elmo was the biggest toy to recap? Princess, Diana Prince, Charles got divorced in this year. Jerry Maguire was released in was the number four movie of the year an in this year. Tickle me. Elmo was the biggest toy. When did it happen? I don't even remember my anniversary. I don't even know graduated. I need you walk in. Oh my God. This is literally like throwing nineteen. Ninety. Three locker in nineteen Ninety-three locker in do. We take. Locking her in. Keith Lockton on ninety three. What do you think it is ninety six boxes? Ninety six. What do you say eight ninety eight but Nikki has been locked in on nineteen. What you say? Ninety three. Princess, Diana Prince, Charles got divorced, Jerry, Maguire, number four movie in tickle me. Elmo biggest toy in nineteen ninety six. Winded which means Mickey four three not bad points. That's not bad luck. Okay. Because you have to have the lowest possible with three point. Okay. Who wants to go next CJ Mark argument here going okay, C J time to play. When did did it happen into debt? Did it happen? All of these things happened in the same year. In April this year, somebody that I used to know by go TA was the number one song. In this year, the first hunger game movie came out. And in this year. The Olympics were held in London. But when did did it happen in April this year, somebody that I used to know by go ta was number one. The first hunger games movie came out in the Olympics were held in London. But when did that did it happen? Fourth or fifth year. I wanna say Anita lock in. I'm gonna say two thousand and fourteen. Okay. Lock them in lock amid on that. We have locked it cannot be changed. You said two thousand fourteen I look at Mark and NICKY thinking he's right now. What do you think it is more twelve k Marxist twenty s you're right? I thought I was twenty thirteen but not you say twenty twelve. Our our CJ has been locked in on two thousand what'd you say fourteen. The answer is somebody to know hunger games Olympics in London that was in the year. Two thousand twenty debt. Did it happen? Twelve which us two point the new take the lead CJ CJ in the lead to points. Nikki not far behind with three. Because again the point of the game scoring you want to be the lowest score possible. So you're in the lead Mark has been right though with both his guesses. I wonder if he can be right when it really counts. Probably are you ready to play win. Did did it happen? When did that? Did it happen? All three of these things happen in the same year. In this year, the Oprah Winfrey show debuted nationally. In this year smoking was banned on all planes trains. Buses not automobiles. And in this year leading Gaga was born on March twenty eighth. To recap over Winfrey show debuted in this year smoking was banned on all transportation public and on March twenty eight this year, Ligo Oscar-nominated actress was born. I wanna say one thousand nine hundred five are you going to lock yourself in your locking in on nineteen. Shire's? We're locking him in Nikki, Marcus. Let's lock him in close the door. He's locked. Slept in the do. You think? He's right McKean nineteen eighty five. I don't think he's what do you think? Nikki. Say eighty four. All right marks at nineteen thousand five. But when did that did it happen? Scary. When when did that did it happen? Nineteen eighty six. Gets one point and takes the lead to let's recap after round one in their early to rounds. Mark in the lead with one point CJ in second place with two points and Nikki in third with three that's easier. Remember, you guys real easy? All right. Nikki boyer. God. Are you ready to play your final question for all the marbles Wendy today? Did it happen? All right. Sneath? When did I sneeze right now to nineteen? These things happened in this year. But what year was it? When did did it happen? In this year. I will always love you by Houston was the top salt. In this year, home alone, two loss to New York. Was a hit movie. In this year for the first time the sales of CDs exceeded the sales of cassette tapes. Winded. I will always love you Whitney tops on Hobo Kevin gin last in New York. Oh, hit moving and who needs a cassette tape when you get a CD CDs sold more for the first time. Then tapes. When did today? Nikki I need an nineteen eighty seven. Nikki please time is up eighty seven eighty two eighty six Nikki to answer twelve eighty seven six nine Laughren news seven early did. I in nineteen eighty locker in. Check the lit JIRA. Check it to see if she's locked in it. She's locked in here. Yes. She locked. What I say eighty seven you said how did he seven but wind it did it been when did that? Did it happen? I'm long I'm realizing I just did math nineteen ninety two. Good. How many years away is that sixty five years away? So we had five to three or total eight, but Nikki you still absolutely could win the whole thing wrong button. In case that did it happen. Nicky, eight point seven eight point CJ has three note to Marcus one. Roy your guests on the last one where you're gonna go Mark that cygnus backwards. I'm trying to go forward. Okay. CJ? This is for you. All three of these things happen in the same year. But when did debt did it happen in this year? Britney Spears shaved her head. In this year. The iphone was released. And in this year. At miss teen. Usa. This happened shown a fifth of Americans can't locate US on a world map. Why do you think this is? I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do. So because some people out there in our nation. Don't have that. And I believe that our education like such South Africa and Dirac everywhere like such and that day. Education over here in the US should help the US should help South Africa is should help the Iraq Asian countries. Future. She's like the equivalent be played, South Carolina. Lauren Caitlin Upton and miss Tina say. Britney shaved her head phone was released in Tina same is, South Carolina. Lauren Caitlin Upton gave us quite a thrill. But what did? Did it? CJ take the lead here. Just my two thousand six he locking in. All right. Can you locked in lock? Mark raised his hand. Mark CJ says two thousand six what would you have said, this is your I wanted these two thousand seven in. Why do you think them are just because where I wasn't my job? And that's also the year that you and I met. CG says two thousand six let's check the lid. He's locked. He's locked. When did that? Did it happen? When did that? Did it happen? Here was two thousand and seven. So yes, Mark was right with only one year any one point four. His new score is three went from two to three which puts him in the lead. Nikki, I'm sorry. Limited. It makes you feel better that chair over there. This game. Okay. All. CJ has three points. Mark only has one. If Mark gets in. Two two if you buy two if you within one year or right on you win if you get within only three get within three years or you Lou to eight. Down to this Mark. Let's play. It all happened in this year. In this year Prince Harry and Megan Markle got married. Come on in this year beyond say rained Coa. In in this year. Apple finally released red headed emojis. Twenty teen. Are you locking in? Mark has locked it. Do you think he's right? Nikki, oh, what do you think? He's right. I can't imagine you ask it easy question. So part of me that it's not two thousand eighteen seventeen still good to eat less. Drew CJ. Beyond say. I went. The answer is marks. It two thousand eighteen the answer is. Two thousand and. Four eight. With the score Woolley one point. Do you like the new scoring system? Right. Really phenomen, really? Thank you. I'm honestly shocked that I got those at each one just had something that hit. Memory. Proud of you, Honey. Thank you, really well done. Hey, listen. That's how the Nikki one day one day and CJ you're always this game. Come up with the questions and you get to play. Oh, that'd be fun. You actually prepping something. Well, actually. Nikki the daggers that are. She's gonna slap. You just out armory. Yeah. You are just out armory. When we come. They give you the blackness saucy rod minute, Mark so much more. We write back more straight talk on the way straighter than ever. I insist on it one. In. Did you know that eighty percent of New Year's resolutions totally fail by February? Like right now. Most people have just given up on it. So you have your two thousand nineteen got off to a love ever. 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Why would I never write that had a daydream about night thing in the middle of the afternoon. Ross mantis all over it as I'm getting more and more old country. I keep hearing songs Miami might Miami Miami. For example, that I didn't write this. A middle. Well, look sick. Honey, go home. After. Do you like? Film true. So. New Year's like it's so like you can hear the rhyme before it comes out of his mouth so obvious or do you like bike? EJ? Daters ninth. Ronnie news is he? Like like, a legit pinger. Now, dead live give you an update on home. No, I don't know. But I do know daydream about. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Love it. No. I like it. Welcome back to the program. You know, I try to play a little song coming into the third act something I've been listening to lately in that. So one of them some good some good everybody. Okay. Back to the program balloon not here. We treat into. I'm bringing do these stories out to. Hi, guys. So do you want a straight talk with Ross listener creepy story, or do you want a story? That's trending that has something to do with the story that Mark shared with us about stressing in dot one. Okay story. Okay. This is legit trend insult, I mean, Nikki trending story. Okay. Here we go. I love. So so how do you say the word rang a Tang you say Aranka tan or do you say bring Tang? Okay. Right. You do not say Raina tan, I do because we we take to the zoo all the time we're teaching our word. And so I used to say renting and Diana's like it's not a renting it's a tan in how come you? Listen, you say things wrong all the time. And I try to correct you you don't. So you are you working on it? I don't say syrup. Surp- anymore. What is that? Mark. Would. We would always have we travel. We're breakfast together even on the plane or something like do you have any surp- cakes? And I go it served up, and he's like surf there was another word that you go you go end, albeit all how. No, it's okay. So I'm gonna say I rang a Tang. We got clear got it. Okay. I'm trying to improve myself understand. Okay. So this is an interesting interesting story that came out of Berlin. It's got a little it's got a little twist to is a little more Maury Povich style of maternity test on a baby rang Tang come back with surprising result. So at the Basil's zoo funny, bring up zoo in northwestern, Switzerland. The tests showed that the five month old Padma was not fathered by the mail. That was in the closure with the female. Right. So keepers routinely take DNA samples from newborn Rangan because the endangered great apes are part of the breeding programs. Researchers mama, mama. Rang. A Tang was in a cage or in it lays enclosure bunch of other male bunch of other. Yeah. There was like two or three and they mate with one and they made with one and have a baby. Okay. And who they assume that she made with they checked the DNA of the baby and it didn't match any of the males in the enclosure. So they were like we did have. No, this is this a monkey business. So researchers basil universities forensic laboratory. They check the baby's DNA and realize that it matched with a different Aranda and a different enclosure. They have no idea how that Aranka Tang got into the other enclosure. But apparently through the fence, maybe there might have been some monkey business going. Oh, my magin. Oh, they've been monkeying around. Yeah. So it appears that. Yeah. The baby daddy was from a different enclosure. But there was a fence that kept them separate. But I wonder how you put your private through fence. Like, I show you. So I just thought that was a super cute story about the baby ring attaining, and I wasn't going to do it until Mark started talking about all over the show. And then I thought well, maybe he just offense and the in the ring the female ring, it was like, oh that Diana's she called in and her feet are pregnant. Nothing. My silly little trendy new wanted to Email too scary one time for it. Do we have time? Jay rodri- time. Yeah. All right. Okay. So here it is sorry. Okay. Good. I couldn't find it. I'm just kidding. Oh, no. I really can't find that you 'cause mar I mean Ross won't let me bring my computer and said now, I can't hug him. When I have my computer all on your phones. Oh, he's getting prepped for his I look things. How about you always have during the this segment? Just the especially the first one I two because the first one we're engaging telling stories second where he's playing a game or doing some interviews. I'm allowed on thirty. This is a good one in the short one. Okay. Hey, Nikki and the rest of the street took crew this is actually from Gabrielle. Thank you so much. I love I love when you guys communicate. With me me happy. I have a story when my mom actually has the story. And I think it'd be perfect for a Nikki believable. When my mom was in highschool maternal. Grandfather was very sick. My mom used to used a payphone at school during her lunch every day to call her mom and check in on her grandfather, remember payphones one day. She put her point in the payphone picked up the receiver. But before she could dial her home phone number of voice on the other end. Said you don't have to call today. She was puzzled hung up without calling and her money was returned when she got home or mother said she was very glad that mom hadn't called home that day because her grandfather had passed away while she was at school and to this day. My mom doesn't know whose voice it was. I don't either God. Her grandfather, an angel of ghost were never gonna know. Thanks in advance for reading my story. Bringing so much laughter. Enjoy toward listeners every kiss kiss. Gabby. Gabby. Thank you for that story. Freaky? That's free. The stories. I just wish one time. It happened be used to call phones. Find out. I get the number for the one outside a Safeway. My friend. And so I would call we'd be get together late at night just be so bored in my little farm town. So we would call the payphones I'd Safeway. And someone would answer to be like this is so off like Ross Matthews. Can get sued for this. You can. Hi, what's your name? They'd be like it's Maria Maria. You're live on the radio right now. This is a contest if you and you have five minutes to go inside Safeway, find this item. And you in five thousand dollars. Matthews. Oh. Did anybody ever do it? To her. You're wasting time. Describing item. We're always telling they ran out of time. The worst yet. Yes. Writing all over town this lady, I've never told anybody that her Maria. She's now. These people are broke broke. They just ran around looking for it was like supermarket sweep, you know. Hey, run and find the theme. That. So they were running around looking for something with the money type to it. I was like it's red, and it's larger whatever I would do. Money to something. I look for something specific really time's ticking, and they run, and they can you please do a game show that the word is awful actually, kind of a great idea. Exist really any idea that? Kid known. I think you do too funny. Fuck with phones. All did you ever? Call party line old enough to remember those. Number numbers before the nine nine. Mark are the pay thing, you know, where people get billed like you get a hundred dollar phone Bill because you didn't know, and you would call in to these just party lines just random people would be on the party lines. And you just like talking to people, and then they were like dirty party lines. If you get those numbers which were harder to get. And then the whole thing came out where people were getting like huge phone bills. And I don't know if we ever got charged or anything, but I used to go on those sometimes after school, my mom, never said, Patty line. Line the black pants. So for the month of blackness, I'm dedicating it to black history. So happy black history month. Everybody going to give just a couple of facts. We're going to keep this nice and simple. On this day. One Rosa Parks was born, you know, she said down and said, nah born today. Yeah. And that was it. She ain't moving and here. I am able to sit down and happy because her also on this day in nineteen seventeen ninety four France abolished, slavery that is powerful. And on this day. I am grateful to be here with all y'all. So happy you're here. Also talked about this on a popped up. But I saw Jesse smoke show on your override. It was amazing. It was a powerful. It was his show after the Hague cry cry. It was he looked great. I mean, you know, he was up there. He was dancing and sweating and giving us life. And so you listen to talk about that wherever you get your podcast where I we touch on that a little bit. But it was really amazing. They cut the guys as far as I know. So. To the people. Absolutely. That's so sweet very well. We come to the part of the show. Where he gets a he's done. Great work today. You know, what a great story that was story that one about party line jerking off in the shower and being his young daughter. Technically, this podcast is just a fucking party line. Isn't it? Time for minute. Mark marketwatch minute at the end of every. End of every interrupted unedited alone. Whatever you want with it. Well, I talked a lot today. So I didn't write down that much. But I was gonna say I hate the Carl things like at certain point, you want to go out there and go, okay. If you wanna let your car alarm, go off not knowing that you're like I want to like throw something through your window or something or spin on your show or something anyway. Yeah. Hey. Stupid. It's gonna be really stupid now. But I was I think the chance to say where to figure out the Iran ten they must've used z sl. It was the the figured out who's zoo and never NCIS. Yes is criminal. Crime. Zeus? The Gatien seem it investigation. Jonas. I seen investigation. Sure. And then just remember Doria cookies dot com, and we're into Pristina, darling. Homos Susa studio today. As I. Scene. Investigate semen investigation. Do scene investigation that you how long have you been? I just it was a throw away. That was like I have nothing else minute. Mark. Zeus scene investigation. I think zoo seem investigating. Coming. The sl. It is coming. All right, listen. Well, we did it again. So I'm headed to New York. I'll be there for a bit. That's why this episode's being released a little early back to normal next week. Okay. All right. Everybody makes. Yeah. Aren't we back? None of us are ever backed. What's next week? What's the schedule next week during air? Yeah. You'll be in because my mom's coming. So what are we doing next week Monday again? All right. We're going to figure it out. All talk. This show just about the record something in New York with Mark. And we'll figure it out thinks listen work comes out, but we're never gonna leave you empty handed. Just like Mark in the shower. Never empty say. What you're doing in New York? If you want to. You are hosting the product of the year awards. It's fun to where the people that make stuff like computers iphones. It's a whole like they give awards out. And then there's a funny thing where they do like an memorial for all the products that have like gone away. So anyway, that's what he's and your co hosting with host. Hosting michaud. Co-host? I'm all no. Because I'm going to say it's alley, but I'm gonna Allie. Wentworth alley. All right. Anything else? Mark. What else is rescuing? Yeah. Well, the you're the American dog rescue show is premiering next weekend. So that's good. What are the data? There's it's he's looking computer February seventeenth eighteen. At home and family believe on figuring eleventh, you'll be on home. And I'm there's something else. I can't tell you that you're gonna see me on. Do you know what I'm talking about? They're gonna seem looking face. He's confused. There's a thing that I can't tell anybody. But they're gonna see me. It's yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when you see it you'll know exactly what we're talking about. Well, more of that fascinating. Coming up next on. You can follow market the key. Please change your handle disease. The monkey fine. You can follow. Jay, Ron Johnson discoveries store. CJ CJ life C J A Y L Y F. Brunch. Are bubbly is a huge hit this weekend was crazy packed in. And we start in Palm Springs as we can over you're coming to this weekend. Check our social media. It's at Hello. Ross pod. And we'll tell you everything about where to meet us. Wherever we do. It'll be free. 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05:59 min | 8 months ago

BONUS: ROSS & CJAY BACKSTAGE IN DALLAS

"The FBI Ross and near Cj next to me so if you're watching this on the kiss kiss club you can see the video of this but if you're not you can just listen to the audio. We are in the dressing room for our show in Dallas tonight. Okay let's talk. We've been on the road for what five weeks six weeks twin cities goal and now after this show we go home and sleep in our bed against the dogs and I will tell you this. We are finishing strong. We are for feeling we just did the meet-and-greet out front all we I so many so you talk in the night and sorry that we didn't get around to a podcast last week in fact see but we let me just tell you. We do not party okay. I can't tell you when you're on with this what happens. We do the show and I go home and I go to bed and then I wake up when we leave and I do it again or if I if I one night we had some wine and the next day I was like. You're our feeling it so we don't do that so we haven't been partying we've just been trying to get our supra can and I don't know if you can hear which I sound overdose totally rain but I have like a frog in my throat. It's not as sick. I don't think it's just like a road. Rot I call it anyway. The point is this. We're in the dressing room. We start met. All these straight talkers out and then these they bring the incredible things. One straight TALKER. Cj this beyond say candle when brought me a Dolly Parton candle and then look we just want to show you. These one talkers. Made got us these cookies. And we're GONNA show you if you're watching on the kids because you can see not we're going to describe what they look like. There are cookies. Throw my faces yes. Tj's faced with the YO. Pepe ballsy fags easy here a Pristina Darling one. There's cut three crunchy free crunchy cooking. We'll take a picture of all these we will put these on. Hello Ross Todd. Here's a namedrop cover. There's a Nikki vomit. One going a mold of I cook a Chardonnay. Quantum cookie allies cookie Amir gate cookie. You there's so many snack attack. Cookie BLANCHE COOKIE SENT duper cooking with. Ross and the little mermaid cartoon Ross Cookies and of course we ended with what? How else could you end it with? Kish Kish cookie now. I cannot thank you all enough. It's so and you know in every city we've been in the street. Hawkers have have come in broadest things but the number one thing they brought us our hugs and kisses and this one girl was wearing a jacket not dissimilar to the Ross mayor sequined jacket. I wear on stage today and I said maybe over. Yeah she goes. Why weren't because maybe sequence should be mandatory and we both in unison started thinking mandatory. She Queens so I would say going forward if you WANNA wear sequins all know. You're a straight talker in line. How does that all right kids? We just want to give you a little look. Cj taking pictures of the cookies throat. They're so cute. And you can see that again on our social media. Hello Ross hard affecting hey so morrow. Cj I'm asleep in my bed with Selena all audrey next week and my Brooke Stonecipher pillow but thank you to all the thousands of you who've come on tour to see US sorry to the two cities that didn't work out but really to the really thousands hundreds every night and so. I can't even do the math in my head. But I'm so grateful beyond grateful tonight in Dallas. We're going to have such a great show and then two weeks off. And then we kick off the west coast Phoenix Colorado Denver Boulder San Francisco Portland Seattle Vancouver Salt Lake. Yeah so we have to get him this show so good and it and we're just having the we are it's Ostad we're living at one hundred eleven goals in life golden living will take it away till Scott Freedom taken from me thank you.

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@OfficialLizaMinnelli - 297

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:32:56 hr | 1 year ago

@OfficialLizaMinnelli - 297

"I don't know that I've ever been more comfortable not just on the podcast but in my life but what I imagine what that feels like you know in Dorothy would get ready for a gala can't suit or something and I always thought kid Dan that looks comfortable just for us well I don't know what that is well from goes down at the end of the day must find time anybody know you a Pajama Party doc and a t shirt that says Nama stay wearing hijabs what posted a picture on Hello Ross pod robe with a Batman belt it rose outclasses where that out now nick Nicole could you describe my pajamas what yeah it is short in its black and white zigzag but they're not Ooh now this is how you do Pajama and you showed up in pajamas that you should Kajiyama time what the fuck are you wearing fags these are genes these are pajamas maybe I sleep in them sleep in the news no fruit raw fruit all over it and I bought him a second one US I bought him two pairs on two separate trips and who didn't show up in Pajamas oh I fell asleep and then I got up and I was running late I'm slip on account why don't you go home all right and get your Pajamas Act no evil Oh this is fun okay I'm really I know you said that you're not wearing pajamas no not was on so I mean I think I think let the audience I mean. Cj Don't you think we want do you want cj we don't you look like you're going to some other party is the study the giants and the program Yeah and you're Nicole the is he so controlling close on your pajamas so napping and I woke up late and I just ran out the we did I think you should do it I think yeah that's up to everyone I not today when I saw him this up it was cute right before I said don't forget to wear pajamas for the podcast aac Pajama Jama Jim I kind of want you to take your pants off but then that makes me sound like a real creepy Frat I just thought about all the time and something that didn't happen in my childhood just and I never got that and so this morning I just thought today your whole life your one chance to get swear gap today's that day Ross I said that's this morning when he woke up my I all my friends show up coming together and I know it's silly but maybe just wow that was inspired Lord why because I gave you Jim I knew what I told you I was running late and I wanted to get here on time uh-huh Gems for you even know we're the the segment win to be on jury eleven keeps going to talk about things all Ooh those are those are like Eddie you're gonNA leave the room those are beautiful pajamas that's a nice Hugo boss Tricia a hard time for not following directions by I am I right before right before about fifth forty five minutes before everyone got here I was laying I'm chopping cheese and she watches you I've got so much meat and cheese I'm like oh chopping up when I walked in and I thought yeah yeah what teach and we're all going to be fully constipated tomorrow I should we do ask you what what what what time is it comes upset Pajama time I think you should be every week this is happy and and actually and it's something that you know you want to do all the time and a week five pounds regulations But I actually wanted to lose twenty three so now I have what is that eighteen did you change well I just stopped eating bags of chips and bread and all the baguettes wouldn't call me all the Baghdad's are so next two bottles of wine and coffee with cream and so what you do is eat so take life for a meal I mean if you're gonNA travel eat I'm not going to die debt with tedium who pam quotidian name and I just went to one yesterday for breakfast and I was like a transported me back you know we're talking about is the book is getting ready to come out doing promotional gets promotion for namedrop reviews WHO's reviewing tag me that their reviewers I can't wait for people to start getting the Ross appease and start making the Rossi's will be included in the book I'll say walk through them and everything and I'll do it in a real casual way but yeah I want to bring I was going to bring it up in balls deep chill you're going to do it later but I wanNA talk to you about the guy did this on instead and I just went to name Drop Book Dot Com on could you could everyone do me a favor oh this is smart isn't it right could you set whatever or if you're in a public library yeah just set every computer at the senior you didn't say it yeah we're not the I put this thing on my story to that if you purchase the the book that preorder namedrop thirty four so far I've seen the people on facebook talking about how Great Akron I want you to know I am I understand what it's like to so it's my way I can't think everybody but it's my way of thanking you thank you thank you thank you thank you only like what do they do like you know Oh my God is this really Ross it scrolling through looking for receipt so let's go let's pick one and then see if they it game me one second okay can't we to read it let's see what you're saying see I went to instant story I was I did talk it out everyone knows stretching see I always go home ain't making I think that a Texas like oh we all GM and I was trying to remember who in looking at but he knew I wouldn't show up John you did really a hundred percent I think as I the bill are you at the tone please record your message reckoning drop and I just want to thank you I'm actually calling you on my podcast straight in here is the point is this you bought the book and I'm so grateful thank you I know you spend your hard earned out never said that in my life anyway kill right can we update about Universal Nikki Oh well hold on ah did not invite facts that happened last week after that report podcast take nagging to do it that unless you know getting a good night's sleep it's everything if I slept on their software firm Lakewood perfect basically purple makes their mattresses Hypol- is also backed by a ten year warranty they offer free shipping and returns and Free in-home the year ago yeah purple matches stepped up and gave you one they sure did and I love my purple to the heat and a justice adjust to the old I love so I was like in my bed warm your purple mattresses as well and right now our listeners are going to free purple pillow with the purchase of a mattress that how did you see 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Listen this is good for you or leads the fall box is the perfect way to treat yourself or others and keep cool with their carefully curated box feels don't last long sell out fast sign up today and it's different thank you have fun is a seasonal subscription box with full-size one hundred dollars that'd be good you know for four hundred ninety nine it actually fund dot Com FAB fit fun dot Com Promo Code And welcome back with now I do before you look rigid because you were pressuring me would wear to a gala right yeah door these really comfortable C. J. Dates as hey everyone I have if you know who this is where to do my phone some other to with her friend Mike Feinstein with Michael Feinstein who accompanies her but lies on the L. Coming Liza Intel today now you think to know she was on social media I don't think about her ev and today's Dale new account just open or so I- officialize everybody police follow her ban on Manelli you know what I mean instant anyhow God it lies at one on one what I would do oh my God we'll be question's asker meaning not like how are you how are you a movie about her mother her talents in such Hollywood Clung Hollywood history your day like do you go to starbucks have you ever been to a hometown thus you know I tell a story in the book namedrop about seeing Liza on the street Ed Hardy head to toe I followed her into a restaurant and I ordered soup I have nothing to hide from Eiser people think it's not making fun I love this woman Oh my God and I would sing with her I'd make her sing ring them bells with me Oh yeah right anyway so let's talk about CJ mckean One tell me how that well we weren't invited how was that Yeah how many number I do you taming of because I wasn't ready if I if I even asked Ross it gives you that that I know you wanna but so it was serious about mad about the pajamas or Hollywood horse night like everyone knows I'm kidding ring I'm literally kidding change back into my neatly when we walked in it went from like Oh this is fun and silly we going in away in a dark yeah so jumps out scary it's jarring tall tall will carling toll on still like sending line weight and I was like Russell would not been standard Jim he we went into like the kind of lesser known the era because it's legal yard I imagine anybody partake in any detail I think you can smoke it everywhere but people do this is fine TJ thanks for inviting superbowls it would have gone a I guess what happens these things start walking towards US Germain is crunched Hotlanta man crunch between my leg Heine signed me Oh out early they all stay left maybe like thirty minutes it was a commitment one hundred percent maybe go well how many black men so I have to tell you tater tot was supposed to be here she'll be here she'd be here I went through can you take I I wanted to have a game for her from the Democrats to Porn Corduroy Pants to anal bleaching just everything I what she does every year he you know but so that was that was the one I said we were going to play Tesa good game where I would have gone back yeah well you know what that takes a lot of production and I don't have the time to do that so brown or had happen because factory that we went to lunch today I paid for it right and it was it was eighty dollars and I looked at dollars it was forty five dollars so he told me he still owes okay so what's your what's tip on forty five dollars for lunch it would be a him he always asks what's what's twenty percent of this and I say well let's walk through it let's do this and he can't what someone's phone what's eighty dollars eighty dollars what's the tip on eighty dollars eighty wants to start at ten percent ten percent eighty would be name yes I didn't know that was literally tell him that God i just got I know you tried I had a breakthrough you percent would be fifty fifteen fifteen fifteen dollars like I the look at the one hundred Dollar Bill O. Because I'm really happy on him and today somehow it clicked just now just now so twenty five dollars a hey it's five dollars cents no five dollars saints five one place over but you said earlier you said it oh no no that's the no double fifty cents isn't fifty fifty dollar yeah yeah flicked though yeah you said the window that's for me I think she would this whole little pedophilia master tater where we ask you to question is she gets it if she gets it right she has to take around and when the music stops holding her is eliminated ended that one race just wanted to develop a pull the curtain back so you can see the creative process so hello Ross with lots more show how everyone's like like okay well I thought I like this room and now you interest store everything is made specifically to match the dimensions and theme of your home and so much more here's how it works you go to the website willow bloom home dot com he select the relax you chill out your items get professionally and made and mailed to you in just Tam made right here in America heard of it with craftsmanship an incredible deal for premium customer and you can have that in your own home willow bloom home home dot com the doors make up for the mock the Chelsea Fred I'm when I die it's Oh I just die but you know I can but me and here's how you can help me out well what I've done for you as written a book that I think really Rossi's based I love all the celebrity so I leaned on it's my artichoke art we'll go on for they have an Totta that I call Brekke with the good hair her please if you're going to consider ordering order now because if you order a guy on go towards that first week and when you sell a book when you launch a book that first week the only chance you have to make box or in your automobile it's alright there namedrop book dotcom outbreak dot it and it'd be good fold it up and also if you do pre-order Tom and pre-order it thinking the John today y'all down I like it how'd you fight oh I didn't I know some people seeing them it would have been easier of course just youtube Pajama Ajami I like to go the extra mile what can I say thank you nice score the whole thing of course right did I conduct in the front yes sweep he worked oh I use you like Oh oh Oh oh and that's cubed it the next to mine alive and we're going to have fun view well we gave cj some good bad jokes oh my gosh doesn't bullshit show it on straight with Ross lost gave them to me on paper no denied text them to you at the show did they okay go okay if you smack your Dick on a Harry Pussy is that called beating around the correct ah can't do it you're going to do it in a valley girl accent and I will I didn't favorite type of coordination coordination and I afoul boo boos okay good I like that they're real deal doc dealer laced with but I was tripping all day it pepper pepper what is a nosy pepper do it gets holiday a father what data we've said that one before data what guy say it again no does anyone need Ark Noah guy well what's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unison well-dressed yeah they're kind of dirty these are popsicle stick will yeah we did that one I'm sorry beef stroganoff fuck you in Los Angeles how do you save you in Los Angeles it's okay didn't fortuneteller yeah who what that's not the punchline is it a fortune teller well people might be listening to you know for the first time good no yeah oh wow I love those cheese Komo News you want to send to me send it to few weeks I've given you multiple choices but this week I decided I was going to pick the story because I've crossed that who was that sorry I'm sorry I stepped who was that leaky please you think don't ask any questions Oh my God I sent it so harsh Richard so one late night my sister texted me asking if it was okay to drop off doc why we didn't just can't so I go up to check on my daughter and she looks at me and says she in markets in the house he is here I asked her who who's the man and she said and I'm with my sister and I was about to tell her creepy thing that my daughter had said when she stopped me and she no saying that there is a man in her room search since my daughter and my niece grown up they haven't seen the man that followed them it makes me laugh but it's also super scary super skinny phenomenal or anything creepy I thought about you fags just because you're sort of a you're into she was she came through the light of the dust particles are in the light of the window mm truthfully of never told anti single person's Abso- ghost now but I saw something I had to fly we knew he was dying and And I write about this in namedrop if I was doing tonight show the countdown on my mom told me she called me and said he's got a week or just like sitting there looking out the window of the plane the clouds and I I thought maybe my everywhere sparks everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere like I swear every and I always say that people if you're thinking if you thought that then it has to be real because what you wouldn't think oh I think I think so I think that's my closest thing ever said that out loud I've never told everywhere I go I meet straight talker who asked me can I see them and I pull it out and I showed Eh you know I get a lot of spirits coming to me recently a lot of media the new talent and then they know them it just sometimes happens with automatic pin it just yeah we get laughing laughing at he's laughing because I'm playing the mold of he this but I'm not in charge but it to be overused that one that one this is to uh-huh neighbor like ah for the first three I sat there and looked at him and then I just said the there's kind of a one person I'm a one Matthew Gossen is that because once you do a second take fake don't do don't do to they told me they told me this do you know what the total told you're part of it then you feel like you have to start over like no you can that's true you came on right no no no I'm the ninety seven I was Gonna ask you in my balls depot we'll talk about that but we don't what about as you know which means you're good broadcasters that you can do that thank you oh you do have balls deep all but today's show pick that up and done it again not what was it last week that I talked about Dr girly going on the date with Dr Girly it was yeah so dr early so we went to breakfast I think it was and I said I wanNA show you did he stopped and honked and not just a quick Hawk like uh honesty no story describing better than that's second I told you because he's ghosted him we said he didn't go dressed as a ghost I'll do my I mean it's so close I don't know exactly what we're going to do but we have to finish something I mean don't you think we have to hello goodbye goodbye for what is happening on just give me some give me one second you mentioned the relationship before Salvador so i WanNa know I wanna go deep are you got with some I was with somebody we haven't talked about that I haven't talked about it publicly or anything but I just sort of mentioned uh I got a lot of tweets and messages from strangers and I saw the group people were talking six hundred eighty two weeks the longest one six months or so and and to heal because that was hard and I just healed from from the when

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Road Head - EP 310

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

38:59 min | 9 months ago

Road Head - EP 310

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Well let's pray for a good time. Yes yeah let's pray for Rosin. Cj to have a very successful tour and love that yes. That's so important. Because they're working hard and the running around the United States and you know what it's like to live out of out of a bag and I just hope that they're taking good care of themselves and let's pray for pre sales for the numbers to be really good over the spray for namedrop to be trending hashtags takeout holder namedrop. Please name treaties. You're you'RE GONNA get quality programming need from Mumbo germ load John Name Job name job and it's GonNa be we find all right. How are you by the way? Let's check in you. Ask Ask Great. How are you doing good? I'm happy to be here. Steve's here will show him later he's delicious. We thought floor they bust so cute. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA bring content to the straight talkers because Rawson C. J. on the road we're here in prestige. No darkness is nowhere to be found. It's cracked the people that come over here. The first thing they ask for readings. Where's the mirror I wanNA see? I WANNA see work crash right there. Take a picture of a posted on. Hello Straight Talk Shit Talk Straight top Mumbo jumbo and I'm GONNA fade out. Oh how did you Nikki. I'm class vessel Clarence. So we're not gonNA apologize for how Janki. Hey this is because we think that's part of the charm and also join the kiss kiss club because you'll see this so we we have the Patriots. Yeah you can see us the video and and I think Happy I am to be doing this. There's a little part of me that has fogo. You like fear of missing our half. The families often a vacation. And we're at home right. I know it does feel like there. I had that thought last summer. Many cities that I've never been to that I would love to onto Now but we weren't really invited given plane tickets now hotel room anyway. They should hold on. Wait hold on. Oh man see what happened when I faded out last home in in the world is not All God where in while. I'm and get the help doing okay. Because of the main thing doc check in with them omit Oh my God. I'm driving BIGWIG. It's Rawson CJ. Jay Hi everybody we are in Charlottesville. Virginia and I am. We have a rental car. We're going to get. We're going to update you on the tour so far. But for starters starters thank you nicky and flaxseeds for that. Why did why was? TV's name I though because it's like three months a yeah. I support that okay. So here's here's the deal We've been all over. We kicked off the tour of fourth in New York. If you're watching this on the Kiss Kiss Club on Patriot you can see the video. Go of us. Were sitting in the biggest pickup. You've ever seen I'll get to that in a second so we were in Newark then. TORONTO SEE Jamie in Toronto. Then we went to Boston. Oh my got getting to Boston. From Toronto guys was the worst travel day of my life. Art Customs so we had to get their her tongue. Ten o'clock flight we got there Seven we left seven in the morning to two hours in customs standing walking we get on our plane and then it goes on the runway for how long it's like an hour and a half is sitting there like oh we gotta go back. The plane is broken flight canceled. You have to get off the plane. Go go through customs back. ca-canada get your bags. Then go through customs again and then try to get on flight. Meanwhile I had to show four hundred people waiting for me in Boston. So we left-candidate twice in one night and barely made it like running to thing. I just grabbed my secret jacket and was like wanting to the airport like I've got to get to Boston Home Malone looking for Kevin it was Oh my God Boston then Philly then. DC they're in where we can. We know that we're back to New York. Good Morning America then Now Charlottesville and now we are in the rental car. Now let me get to the rental car We get to the place and they go. Oh we only have one thing left. What is it? It's a huge Ford F.. Seventeen pickup truck four or four wheel-drive. GimMe that truck kimmy actress. GimMe Gimme Dat. Let me tell you something. Have you ever seen anything. Butcher them me try this truck roll. Please describe people into like big. There's a big pickup in back. Like if you want to put like some deer or meet back there I'm Gonna I'm GonNa get me. A dear is so big and look at the front of it looks. It looks like we're in the woods. I think. Let me. I'm going to take you report. I'm taking outside so you can see how big this truck is. and how hot I look at it. Look if you are if you are watching this on Patriot you really should be. You can see it Aw Hey hop in my rig on sorry Ma'am Oh my God. That's that's on me on. I apologize for that. It's this truck just makes or am I in their way holden. Sorry guys we're also park somewhere and she couldn't get out and then I was swearing in Charlottesville Virginia. So now I'm pulled forward anyway. I've decided that maybe I I was GONNA get it. Tesla do they make Do they make this truck in a Electric can you afford. Can you do that because I really. He loves driving this big rig. I remember when I took my driver's test. Cj Back in nineteen ninety. Whatever I learned how to drive on my dad's nineteen seventy eight suburban truck and there was no I was fine? I can handle a big rig if you know what I'm talking about size queen. How's it been on the road with me? Talk to so fun. Actually I put it up on all the fields of called on the road across so the whole thing. Well listen to on the field. I talked about everything. That's the Patriot club to listen. We are trying to keep this all going the podcast going and I have to say we saw so many straight talk so me everything. It's been amazing. It really is Joe Comeback and go straight out there over time so it just been extraordinary to like get to meet you and say thank you and thank you all forgetting the book going to target getting the audible. I see you see all your messages. We try to comment on everything thing and we're gonNA keep updating you from the road and we're going to be really we've been just trying to inland survival mode right now so now we're thriving not surviving. We're thriving so we're going to be doing a lot of my social. Hello Ross. I make sure you taggart's across the country at Hello Ross pod For more of our adventures. Thank you so much We'll keep the PUCK is going. I need maybe a starbucks because we have a three hour drive to North Carolina. Lena I got some skinny pop popcorn and some Turkey jerky for the road Ross Mathews not doing a roach over another snack. What am I actually actually like? What's Rhody oh I thought like road? Head retro gotTa go this detour just picked up by going to drive this fucking truck. Yeah GonNa put it in drive bro. mm-hmm now okay. Cj I pull that off everybody all the way to get all NATO roader okay bye can have. Is there something that interferes with your happiness or is preventing you from achieving your goals so better help. Online counseling is there. Refer you better help offers. Licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues such as depression stress anxiety relationship sleeping trauma anger family conflicts. LGBTQ matters grief self esteem and so many more. This is all this stuff. We're dealing with right all all of us. You can connect with your professional counselor in a safe and private online environment. Anything you share is confidential. So it's so convenient. Get help at your own time and your own pace get you can schedule secure video or phone sessions plus chat and text with your therapist. This is how how they do. Therapy in two thousand nine hundred people. So if you're not happy with your counselor you can absolutely request a new one at any time for no additional charge and best of all. It's a truly affordable option and for straight talk listeners can get ten percent off your first month with discount code. Ross so we're not get started today go to better help dot com slash Ross. Simply fill out a questionnaire to help them. Assess your needs and get matched with a counselor that you'll love that's better better help dot com slash. Ross Promo Code Ross wonderful I love it fascinating. Thanks for guys that that was glad so glad. You're having a great time on the road. Shelat Metoo Mall fulmer Jenkins we early bad sitcom writer. Horrible horrible horrible. You don't have the left track it anyway. I actually really glad that they're together. We can still do the podcast even though there there are here. We're kind of merging together. It's it's jacked attack mass and I think it's kind of great. Yeah if Ross would ask you to go on the door. I don't think he would have been able to do it because you're so right. You didn't have everything that's on your plate right. How would you gone now? Now I mean I would have gone for a few days have gone. I could've gone the Disney. Yeah what about you. Would you got you well. I lead the fantasy is that I would have wanted to go over the whole time. That would have been but you know Steve is here so he kind of the. I couldn't leave him my dog but you wouldn't. I will do a couple of week right. Well maybe three days still waiting for the invite the plane. Tickets yet should be in the mail any day so we want to show the people from stuff over that you got a little notes here legally notes okay all right so I'm GonNa talk about Nikki. Ooh Ooh I got but my professional glasses all right. Did we talk to the beginning about how I just loved that. The straighttalk posting about their purchase on the district top Roskam Ross Fan page on facebook. I love that is such a community. And everybody's tagging people commenting and posting pictures with their kids in the book. Look how they bought it. They went to target. I just love I love it too and I love to support to support is really wonderful and touching. I just love that everybody's posting about getting up and are but if you thought about the like remember how last week we talked about the Barbara Walters Buzz and then the Matt Leblanc and map airy the story got buzz today. What what did you think? Oh my gosh. It really is intense intense. Like I haven't read the chapter but from the post host on the focus group when I saw that people are responding to that chapter with. What does it Matt Leblanc? And you watch it on Youtube. And it is really million tents we million tests. He is such a good idea. I didn't think to read the chapter and then to go see the proof on Youtube smart. Yeah go do that. Yeah does is like an added bonus so smart a wonderful okay so congrats. We're excited. This is so it's weird. It's like when someone in your family does something. Well you kind of feel it's partly you like for some time like what we've done is like you didn't write the book erode the you're saying though because we know we did so much about we talked about it on the show so much and we're still talking about it continued to talk about so we do feel apart and we are rooting for Ross. The Inter and it's GonNa be a man. I don't know what that was. You guys joined join the club dot com slash color. You can see this. No I don't know what you have to keep an eye on my balls are I have I was GONNA say my balls are dying for how does how are your walls or okay. So there's so so much to say it drops on February twelfth. All six episodes will be available You guys that our listeners. On a part of this whole family you know the whole story but please rate it. A five stars subscribed to eight review. It the more we talk about it. The more it goes up on the chart that chart arts the top forty charts and we're GonNa see what what is the process right dying for sex is most people already know but if you're listening for the first time today it's a podcast cast about my best friend molly when she was diagnosed with stage four breast cancer. She sort of did what the opposite of what everyone does. which is she left? Her husband her relationship of fifteen years ears. She went on a sexual journey to sort of explore who. She isn't finding out about herself and kind of relief twentieth. A little bit at makes me think like what would you do like. What would you do with the time that you have left in life? How would you and you know we all think we know what we would do? But then when that actually happens happens we could change our minds. WanNa do if somebody said. You have a certain amount of time left which we the end of the day. We all have a certain amount of time. But what would you right to do. Well what am I wouldn't be sex. 'cause I've had enough of that so it'd be like I would want it to go travel like I'd probably because the Caribbean and Harris I go to all those places. Okay that makes sense to me just sitting here and the conceive look at my dog Cosio do. It's a big question is a big question. I think I would. Oh God I don't WanNa have family and friends and lots of parties and get togethers where I could see. All the parts of my life merged together like my friends from La. My family from Saint. Louis I would have a straight talker party where we all meet. I would just want to connect you can really connect people like human connection and for Molly. That was really important to her. In a weird way the sex kind of got her that type of connections she was craving. So I can't wait for you guys to listen. Also want to tell you I did a podcast audacity this morning. It's going to be dropping on the twelfth of February called Pain in the pod. Mary pain is this woman. And she reviews podcasts casts and how much she loves them I was on her podcast. So if you guys get a chance to chat payne P. A. Y.. Any in the POD. She had me on today. And she's lovely. You're and she loves straighttalk withdraws engineer here and they were like. Oh my gosh. You're on street robbery out to them or questions. So as of of a Bosnian the buzzfeed with I need no more. uh-huh give it to me. Give it give it to Bihar. Give it to me Baas deep faculty we forgot to see you. Whatever still there all right so we're on the subject of press were dynevor sexual are what what's coming up? I are you going to be on Wendy Williams. You'RE GONNA BE YOU'RE GONNA be on. Ah Yes on the. Sometimes I don't even date is February seventeenth. I'll be on Wendy talking about inside scoop and also for right panel at the Soho House. We're doing this big event like a panel where you sit and ask you and able to listen to but dying for sex. I'm doing other podcast. I'm going to New York for like five days. It's really kind of exciting but I have to say it's you know it's it's bittersweet I have on my notes here bittersweet first of all. I'm going to watch everything you're on as far as I'm excited about it and this is your time really happy for you but as far as you working you've been working on and and you're you're doing now is it bittersweet. Is it hard to go from like thinking of Molly and knowing she's not here anymore and having to be in that realm. Yeah and then go into your real life into your life now do not your real you know. It has earned to switch back and forth because because that's a very heavy d you lost your friend. Yeah that's a big deal. I left a meeting and I always high like I was like so ecstatic about it and and I got in my car and I did the ugly cry. I couldn't even control it. It was just coming out and all these meetings that I'm taking which are amazing in the middle all of the meeting. I sometimes cry so I'm still in the in the process of grief and weird feelings around it but at the same time. She's really with me do you you get you feel her hundred percent. And when I'm confused about something that I kinda just opened my love and I say come through to me and actually which brings me to I. When asked you some things about you and your automatic pen reading because when I went on to live the other day you were tapping into things with people so accelerate the alive? Tell people what you're doing and I just you're really helping people get closure nation from the other fine you bring that up I it. I always tell people this amazes me as much as it's amazing it's amazing that person reading. I'm always like shocked that I'm able to do this so I I started doing it with Spirit. Driven started doing insta- lives and doing readings like quick readings. Like I will just see comes in and then the comedy will and then what's great about it. I'll find who the message is for. You know through the comments freight. Is that the people that are on the live we'll start chiming in like. Oh It's Mary sorry it's Mary. It's Mary help me like find. Find the person it's four almost no. It's not overwhelming thank you for asking. It's not overwhelming. It's it's kind of like what's the word for hard is that I think people start to joke and and I love the joke right but I'm trying to focus who the messages or so. That's a little challenging verminous. Stay focused and to read all the comments as hard. That's why I so appreciate but yeah it was the thing is I'm opening myself to a larger. What platform the other day? I could get something dark come in but I had to tell it to leave. The girl did not WanNa talk about it but it was for her and she knew what it meant and I had to say. We're not going to talk about I understand. I have to tell the person because it's turning into medium idiom ship so I had to tell the spirit that was with me to go. So so aggravating. No so it does open highway on Insta- life so follow me on Instagram gramma. Thanks for joining. Every time you go watch many live instagram's always like in the middle of that but when you go live I always planning on it. Ah voyeur coming for you. A voyeur voyeur. I kinda I kinda cock for a second. 'cause I like everyone here and they're like Nikki Indian. Let me get back into what you're picking up on and I love any love it so glad you're doing that. I think you should messages. Come in for you. I'm I'm hoping but it's a new thing I'm doing and I really love it and try to do more of them. Yeah you you've done one with me. Oh you haven't done what with CJ. The you've done. John Henry Withdraw. Yes remember when you came into the Crystal Shrine and writing and reading I've been wanting to read Cj. Because I get a lot of gets with them like out of the blue. Yesterday I was driving and I started thinking of him and I'm like I need to call. Cj because I have messages for him. So but I've been there's been spirit bumping procedure for so so long as divining with him like. There's a time that I'm going to this is all going to happen between. Cj Night. But I don't know it is but it has been bumping for cj for a long time. Gosh interesting isn't it. Yeah we go back to molly really quick. Go to family contact with her family. I love the asked me that actually Yes yeah I mean her family and I were very involved in you. Know her her process either. Talk about a really interesting way like her process. Like I don't want to stay out. Love is a process of of her her her her. My God fags to help me here my brain right. Who's playing with Kurt? Or what do we call it. Her exist her. I don't Wanna be called her when she left when I don't like seeing moving on when she moved on moved on and it very much felt like a balloon on thank you for helping my brains a little. Have mercy from all of it because it's really motion for me. But her mom and her father had been very supportive and excited. They know how much molly wanted the story out. It was sort of her legacy. It's what is she wanted to leave. Behind was her way of living on so I love that I text her mom regularly about her. Yeah I feel like I'm kind of the daughter I'm like what's I like her daughter now in a way that she's like when I talked to you I feel like I'm getting a piece of molly so when I reach out I reach out to them regularly because they only have one child and they weren't together anymore they live on opposite ends of the US. So I feel like I'm kind of a little bit of a connection to their daughter which I can't even imagine what is like excited for the podcast. They can't wait. I'm sure they're also you'll like the hell like it's all about sex king. The might build a the big question there. I think there is ready as any parent can be but they also know that that's just her like this. You get it all later. You don't get just the sweet part. She get the raw nasty the gritty. And that's what I loved about her is that she was all of those things in one game so proud of you. I'm so happy I think it's your time. I think this is going to be huge. I think people are interested in death and dying and they're insects. Those two things are always now. They're kind of interesting weird way. I know oh I don't know I would love to hear what the straight talker sink like. Why is sex death sometimes linked maybe because sexes Sometimes begin skin life. Not that sex is always about making babies but it's a beginning. A three two bodies together is a very intimate. Yes it's but it's also very very primal. We do it and we don't really we do it. I think for connection. We feel closed of many reasons. Why behalf but as humans I think as we're just built like a primal thing that we do and there's no explanation for that so in a way it's sort of a mystery as to why? Yeah we do. I mean I guess you could have babies but there's many reasons but like like death it's a mystery. Sex is kind of a mystery in a weird way if you think about because you know I like that. Now the interesting thing about The birth of the reason being like light where it comes like life comes from that not all sex is tied to bring in life. But it's like the beginning of it and like sexist never in the end of life right like who has sex at the end of their life. Well I oughta go too tired like my age right now. I've been to the dance and now I'm just tired right but I'll be there. I don't know I'm contradicting myself. Like they're connected but they're also like worlds worlds apart but molly was able to find like sexual interest at at the end interesting but but how did she was she. How did she have sacked when she was dying so wish she did she ever have to leave unnoticed? We'll all be on the PODCAST. Even have the desire to go have sex. If you're not feeling well she would like. She knew based on the cocktail tale of medication that she was on. She knew how much time she had before it kind of laid into her right. Like oh she because she knew she'd have time to like date on certain days and she knew the ups and downs of her medication. What it was going to do to her so she would time out her? Sometimes she'd go on four or five six days in a day because she knew the by Thursday she was going to be later on bathroom floor so she really like navigated this whole sex journey. How did she go about? Finding the socks was an All dating a tender bumble. There's like if offered dating but there's common underground like people go for Fascist and hookups. That are on there and I would go through with her. It'd it'd be like yes. No this guys you guys ever nervous go meet like be careful with who you're meeting. She'd always say what's the what's going on. What are they gonNA kill me kill? We don't care about more excited than she was nervous. I think she was just bound. The she found comfort in uncomfortable moment she liked that all. That's known as interesting and we were talking about me too much but we love it. I really know what else we have on. Our list is going to be like. Stop talking up up I WANNA be. I Nikki Believer Bowl. This is as good as it gets. You believe of the you May Remember a couple of weeks ago when we my gosh it's going to be uninterrupted by the Nikki. Believable there's going to be corruption. I'll interrupt you okay. So you should Ross happy. Look look so you remember. We were talking about those the things that people say wrong. Like blessing in the sky is to bless Ya sky. What was the other one? Add salt to injury instead of insult to Injury Arabia. Did you have any of them. No no brilliant. No those naked. I get mixed up all the time. Yeah we violet for this week. Please tell the people to pollinate talking about really. Yeah so what does it call to politics. I still don't another labor for the longest time I was buying japodlay and nobody was correcting me. Nobody I don't know if they were laughing inside my friends but let's go to Takato. What is own I was young? There was this magazine. The magazine still exists called madame assailing the no the real names Mozelle a monthly. What I found was made my salt? What is it? It's Mademoiselle still around Madame. Mademoiselle that you thought it was made in voice so it was. It made no one no that it was different. Do you read muscle and in my head. I saw magazines down. Oh made myself so letting supply and songs like I hear stuff like it. Sounds like you got to be starting something I always thought it was. It's got to be honest. I got to be done. It's gotta be her beyond. Okay so cool. Chris Eighty he decided to instagram. He's like Oh some of the things that I've heard incorrectly one was nip it in the but but instead of cue which is really cute bullet but the bud means what does that mean. That in the bud like Wordstar doesn't mean and I should have looked that up at bat an eyelash instead of bat an eye. It's the sexual in your window instead of sexual Innuendo of sexual innuendo. Actually your window. Either really good. It was a sexual innuendo and then the last one is a cup of soup loop instead of a cup of hot tea. Cup of tea like It's not my cup of tea. He would say it's not my cup of soup and you're like no that doesn't mean the same. Oh and black horse instead of dark horse like. He's the dark horse in the race. He yeah that's kind of but you know what my favorite one is. The Sexual Innuendo the window my window to the key believable happening. This is good as it's not so we done well. WHO DID BALL STEVE LEAVE ABOL to? We thought we evaluated. You couldn't find looker. The message me. Yeah so she'll be out for the fact that I had when I'm GONNA take for it I'm GonNa do you remember that though I love it. Two straight talkers that you guys remember everything up to so. Do you need some axes Jew because I think we should do a call out to people so if you have any things that are said wrong things that her sexual in your window to Nikki be at straight talk with Ross Dot com also any spooky stories I love those riddles and professing a vaccine. Excellent GMAIL.COM VACCINES DOT COM. Set Me Free. You WANNA go ball Steve. If you want us to ask questions to ask why they're gone. Whatever the heat from the United Rubber? Send me your questions. But for brief acsi anything goes and we don't have Ross here too so I don't know if anyone was ever come off of was ever ever off. There were moments where we there was some poop involved. And now it's always always gonNA distance the poop poop. POOP poop clue player. We there you go. Go Get poop playing when all those poop story now. One of the microwave. One I can't I I. Yeah I have to say even on some of my life coaching calls. Sometimes we actually dip into podcast. Talk in. The microwave story has come Emma so the fact that I'm talking about someone else's Freaky fags during life. Coaching is like merger girl. Never met out the people in the street talkers that come come into the crystal shrine in there every Saturday that Chris Right here in Burbank California. I'm the pupil coming in using. The first thing they say is how much they love bags. Yeah because I've gotten negative stuff online but people love it. Some people secretly love it too right. Yeah Aso's Samir. freaky facts are we. I think this is a did it. Nikki I hope we did it. We love view. Thank you so much for listening. I don't know if if if you know we're GONNA be here next week. I don't know where Rawson. Cj are going to be where in the world we'll see us land in the world is diverse. Always always is okay so thanks for listening you guys make sure to follow us we are hello. Ross pod on also media a Sign up for Patriot. The Kiss Kiss Club. We promise we will make more exciting content for you. Nicky Life Code Jazz. A show you avid shots right. That's right and thank you for your patience. You know with this. This is just temporary and bridges. Giving you like Nikki but we will have guests. We'll have Tehran on yet. We're GONNA have Bellamy beyond that whole girl. Give us ingestion Russians. We want to send us emails and let us know if you want to answer questions. I don't know if it was like Burrito girl. I have not met really here now. It's not working. 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The Hobby Lobby Challenge - EP 277

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:15:06 hr | 1 year ago

The Hobby Lobby Challenge - EP 277

"Oh my God. I barely understand English anymore. Because I spent so much time in. Yeah. Mexico. And of course, I wasn't alone in Mexico. CJ what they earn? They're all there. Although Nikki was ever invited. Gene. Do you know how many Instagram as it just I got from people going? Oh, my God you weasel your way in for years, you've talked about how Nicu's supposed to meet us somewhere in the. Like, we go to Puerto Vallarta. She's never there. You know in the last time, we went to Puerto Vallarta. Nikki actually did come with Tommy, right? And I don't remember inviting her then eating, but then then this time, so we go down there. And I got a room, you know, big beautiful room CJ as a bedroom. I have a bedroom. There's a living room with a couch and all I want to sit on the couch and enjoy the no can't do that as sleeping on the couch. You slept on the couch and brought Christmas decorations corner. She had her bags and stuff in the corner of the living room CJ thought it was Christmas decorations. Christmas. And my makeup line on my stuff because they each own bedrooms. Even though CJ said ope, you can come into my closet, and I was like really I'm out of it. I'm good in the living room. It reminded me of college. When you're on the ground you put your makeup on their. She's jury member for Nicky's birthday, high Bader that ten times magnifying mirror 'cause I love him. Well hers has a suction Cup, and she's stuck it onto the MIR in the living room and funny. Yeah, it was let's go around. Did we have fun? I think that's the best way to answer. It is then release that. Heaven, you know, what it's so relaxing there? And then I thought today, I just I felt not off. But it was like I was so calm the whole time. And sometimes I've been when Ross it's been it was coming today. Yeah. It was. Jay rod, we missed you. Both. Thank you true. That's true. Did you like what did we talk about charging us tanned, gorgeous, beautiful Mexico on your flick, scrolling through Instagram? What did a really good question? Tell me. At first, you're a little I know for me. I was very I was much. I was like God. I wish I was there, you know. And then thought to be with you guys. I was a little like tug like, you know. And then I was really happy that you guys were all together. And that you guys I knew were having a great time. And I loved the insta- stories and the videos and the one I loved most was that birthday the birthday cake, whatever that wasn't did for Nikki in that restaurant. Yes. So what was the? So I'll tell you a quick story. So we're in Mexico, and I want to take them CJ, Nikki to a beautiful dinner. And it was we went to cafe artiste, which is up in the jungle. It's really you're outdoors in the jungle is beautiful stunning. And when I called there was some language barrier. So it was like seven PM. She was like seeks and I was like seven two six seven seven. And she goes any birthdays that'll bring any birthday, and I'm like, Nope. She goes. Yes. I go. Nope. She goes. Yes. I go. 'cause I just like I can't I'll get off the phone. And I thought maybe we'll get a Chiro out of it. No one could be mad at that. Right. Right. It's Nikki sixtieth. Go we have this beautiful dater. Right. So and all of a sudden this extravaganza comes you can go to our social media at Hello Ross pod. You will find in 'em video of Nicki being presented with a sixtieth birthday celebration. Take your dentures, and it was like this ornate beautiful sugar thing that floated. Yeah, it was really dynamic jazz sparkler you. So you didn't know that that was gonna happen for sure I had no idea. I was also had sparklers come out of it. We'd be we have to mention the story of how I felt with that woman. That was sitting by herself. That's the love of the straight talk family. Well, and when I was gonna say, I got a clue about halfway through dinner that the birthday thing coming out was going to be inexperience. Oh, okay. Because sitting by herself over yonder was a woman who will actually post a picture of her on lovely on the social she was sitting by herself. And she gorgeous gorgeous, beautiful dress hair done. And at the end of her we noticed her sort of like mental note like look at her sitting by yourself. How you you know, it's taken herself on a date then end of the meal outcomes the birthday celebration the whole kit and caboodle the whole her just saying yourself at the table with fireworks and everything pray love real nece. Good. Comes out this thing. And so we sent her a drink from an everyone sends her getting full. But she came and sat next to us for a good hour, and we all talked. She kept getting up to go say, thank you. That's really great watching her. We were just hammered by hand. She was loving her. There was no like, oh, she's by herself, which is great so Rawson or CJ noticed her first and then Rossa goal ver- and ask her to. And I just walked over. And I was like so this isn't weird. But we're just so into it happening over here. Is it weird? You want to finish your drink? Do you want to come? Visit. She goes fuck out. I'm coming over there. And she's with us, and we talked for hours you notice Ross which was because she Mickey. And she says, oh, my I know who you are use. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, let me put this in the book. You know? I I really love that. Because that's self love and power to anybody yourself and have a big, you know, birthday celebration in a restaurant. There's lots to celebrate today. Gosh, do we have a lot to get to today's program. I we have to say where we are Pristina to homo. I'm gonna play the intro. And when I come in. I'm gonna have a surprise for all of you. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no, you need tough love money. Now here he is Ross Matthew. To me. Mumbo jumbo shy. All right Ross is working together box on his hand he left he left during the song. Okay. Okay. I don't look don't look we got. Oh my God. I thought. Gentlemen, we happening. I'm so I have a book from the arby's corporation shut. You'll know when Nikki Beth e the voice of Sturt, are you smarter than Mark was here. We talked about our love for arby's. Arby's has sent me a gift care package with T shirts. T shirts. There's a gift cards for each one of us. Oh them are the nice. Oh, I I'm going to keep all these. Because I love and Rb sandwich. No, you'll eat. You're each going to get when pass those around the key everyone passes around. There's also some clothing in here the for I noticed it's like like, a sweat suit kind of thing, you sweat suit will like a like a jumpsuit, you know, like zip up hoodie and pants that match the bold print on. What is an how Nikki how would you describe this? Okay. Hold on. It's it's lady Gaga's meat dress. Shredded shaved meets fake and pork Turkey, peppered Reese Alami. Is it a pants hunt and the card read on Rb stationary Ross? You know, a look when you see it. So we've include closed a little something extra literally these meat sweats. Are extra to go along with your gift cards your friends in beef arby's? Wow. They sent me. Meet look at the pants. Meet us. That. God you've got to so good. Yeah. On your body. Oh my God. Imagining negate thinking about it. Big. Thank you to our friends at arby's. Thank you, are you we have now everyone gets a little gift of. Nikki commuters. But I'm sure they have it's -tarian sandwiches there. I'm sure they do replace has thing. Now the nineties. Can't believe the meat. Switch me off. Get the full that you to get the influence you. Is that something do something else? Do another after something, you know, what can you do help paying the rent of America corporation? I'm waiting for living spaces too. Space. As a big things to them. We have a big announcement to make right now. I think you should rather than doing a deep tease. I think we should do the big announcement. Right. Did you did you have something to do with the top of show you so I can wait. Are you? Sure you because I want to know what this announcement. Okay. Well, CJ I want you to it's your baby you put this together. So you you deliver it. Oh, well, we we did do a little tease a week or so ago, but we can officially announce that straight talk with Russ we are coming to New York. Creeks. Oh my God. That is exciting. Manella? Red eye. Shit. I'm. Me yet. You look. Logging skews. Uh-huh. Shitty. To she. I. He'll check. Yes. CJ please jeanmarie. Tell them the details. So we will be doing. It's going to be a full on a weekend. You also we're going to be there. I will be there on a Friday, which is going to be June eighth note seven we get in on the seventh. And so we'll be hanging out on the town. You know, getting our social in the group and tell us where we should go. We're gonna come out and just hang out that night. We're going to land drop a bags and they go out all about. He. Then on Saturday. We are we're not only doing one life podcast, but we are doing two three dollar Bill in Brooklyn, we come in Brooklyn my old stomping grounds. Three dollar Bill is amazing venue in Brooklyn, actually, you can go to the number three dollar DO L A R B I L L B, K dot com slash sport slash Ross. And you can see some details. Straight talk with Ross dot com. And there'll be Leo we can do that as well to also. So we'll be doing the shows June eighth one at four thirty PM and another at seven pm. It's going to be a lot of surprises loss brain has been hold on. And then on June ninth. Surprise surprise. We are bringing the bubbly brunch. The same venue. So that is going to be June ninth at twelve pm. So we will be coming with. We're putting together an amazing show new like a new noon brunch. CJ consumers playing the right? Right. Ooh. Hey. Going watching a looney back. So I just wanted to make sure stance a Friday the seventh raw town going out on the town, not what will be your. It's a spot street Hooker. Joe? In if I understand correctly, then on the eighth of June to live podcasts to live podcast what time for thirty four thirty one at seven and regular admission is available as well. As VIP were adding something very fun and special for VIP. Both VIP's are going to be fun both equally fun. You should come into both. If you can I so I'll be there, and we'll all be there, then and then in addition to that, maybe some straight talk Vamos phases will be there are talked to quite a few today that are in New York, and we'll be there. We are officially doing afterglow. Oh god. Then so in that part of the VIP, then in addition and a lots more details on the website. 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For more information. Now back to straight talk with Ross Mathews. You bet ahead. Believe welcome back to the. To travel with you is resort seven need straight talkers on the east coast and oh to trip that we're going on that vaccine actually come to. Oh, my. Yeah. Me member member. When remember when we all went to Mexico. Not fair fear. Can I just tell you one of my favorite memories? I did on the when I got when I landed in Mexico. I did get a kiss kiss in the girls bathroom two women that were going to Puerto Vallarta. Did you tell them about the podcast? I absolutely. Up to meeting them. They were so great. But when I other favorite memories in in Puerto Vallarta is waking up in the morning and seen for civil CJ. His body is delicious you've ever really retention is. No is nice and. So he's walking around. It's morning. He's got his tanked up on his little shore. It's he's goes into the freezer, and he opens up the freezer. Roland is phase. Dirty dirty little secrets, no he has this roller. It's ice roller. Tell my version of I go in there their next morning a little league because I took one of those Mexican horse pills knocking. So I go, and I opened the fridge get this. We had like waters and stuff, and I just open the freezer because like I don't know you go to you over there side by side. I always open double see with the hell is this. It looked like a like a roller for lint roller freeze. I go home. My someone left us in the freezer that CJ face roller. Did you not know you had a face roller? Never in my life seen. I'd never even heard of bribe. It ma'am, could you describe it for it? So it's. You know, what it's like watering put it in the freezer gets really cold. So when you wake up in the morning, you can just. Helps puffy eyes. It just gets skin alive. Normally I used to take an ice cube every morning and just web it all my rights to wake up my skin. But now I use the roller, and it hopes that seen a, mommy. I was thinking about that with the ice. Yeah. Fills with ice. She like splash puts her face in it. You're you, you know, what the next morning we woke up, and I don't know if Ross new I was in the room or something Russell's like, oh, let's go to break. We're CJ Nikki's. He's real he's real in his face. Let me tell you can I tell you to Nikki went after certain point that we had more days, and I wake up and look at that face roller and think I share his face. What? Got a face roller. Nikki got my own faith roller. Got a special little festival one. You have a surprise little annoying. Where did you get get one? Look at this. Look, I am a big grownup lady just like love. Marsha warfield? This is have you heard the theme song for this? Lynn Mathies jets nyc siege. You know what? No, it's not. You know, so. None that I think about he was going what time okay, just to change gears, really quick. I showed up to the pool to meet Nikki Ross at our low place where we hang out. And I shaved day Russell's like, oh, that's so great. He said, you know, what you look like but over person from. The Buckeye from not court. No, not Roz the block, he where the cardigan all the time and had the mustache. And then I told him I go, by the way, I forgive you for when you accidentally crowned a Adriana Ariadna Miss Universe. 'cause I've calling him. He doesn't want anyway. Nikki boyer. You hear that one? Beautiful. I mean, I'm so excited to put this in my freezer, and then role in my well my. You know, I want this roller. What did you get me? What did you get you? What did you guys get meeting with? Suva have any room? I had to go to after. Oh, you know what I got you. I'm taking you to New York pack your bags. Thank you for your name. I want you to sing the song right now. Yeah. Start spreading the news. Leaving today. One to be out of it. Okay. Can I tell you? What's random is? I literally went click on somewhere on the video. And it was right? There were Jesus is real. I wanted a little more a little more because he was getting into it there. He went. Are more spray. And. Round heart of it, New York. We should raising. All right. How's really good come on? I was really really don't disrespect. Roll your fucking. Thanks. Thumb so exciting. So you know, I have to ask you regard. Did you continue to set up? Miriam darling. See, you don't know this. But CG lives right down the hill from here. Nikki lives not that far and fancy now has a place. We have Pristina darling is with studio fag. Z has Miriam darling Christina tone. Nereo startling fist. Stop down the hallway. Done downhill, Amy. How have you been setting up? Miriam darling. Well, when you left for Puerto Vallarta. It got real quiet real quick. 'cause you're like a whirlwind. I would come over and be like this table isn't set up yet. And so I just take I take screws. I set it up so fast, and he'll be standing there. And I think the couch needs to be four inches from that wall. I did say because I said, no, I said I said it needs to be one inch closer to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So when you do, you know, what he said when I said that he goes, no. Yeah. Make it your own, you know, but I appreciate all that you've done for Mariam every right to my really do. So when you right to be wrong. I didn't do much basically just it got real quiet when you laughed, and I just stayed there with her needed a chair. Did you get the idea the chair yet and Ross wants to get me? He wants me to get a plant. But I don't know if I want to commit to a plant. That's a commitment. You are not plants. Dick, get the. Get the plant this. Low maintenance plan. I got you a succulent. Favorites. Yeah. The succulent. I can deal with. But I think you're talking about a big tree right plant. Yeah. Hard to take. Yeah. So I'm just kinda know grounding myself, I just take the week to ground. What I love is where he lives is really close to insert today. We went to others this little like really rundown diner right there. And I like getting soups there because every day is different soup today. What I have hit your beef barley barley barley soup. And thanks God. Even though it was new got a and French, toast and bacon for dinner. Had you not had a breakfast for lunch or do you not had breakfast yet? That was breakfast for lunch. And if I eat something like that for it'll hold me through the whole day, you won't have dinner. I won't I'll just knack for dinner. Yeah. Yeah. I snack and have dinner is this. We went there, and it's wonderful. And there is something that Fags e lives next to that. I don't support. And so as much as I come out in favor of arby's and a bold bravely. Cheer on this corporation, right? How much I love it. There is a corporation. I don't. Go into very specific. I don't give them my money who I'm going to know. There was a court a court case in supreme court all about religious freedom. And what it really essentially about is years ago was a business didn't want to have to pay for contraception for on the health plan because it was against the religious choice. You know, and it's the same argument people's religious freedom. I don't wanna have to if I own a bakery. I don't wanna make cake for a gay couple because of my religious freedom. I call it bad business. Right. That's just stupid gay people's money as Green's at straight people money. So it doesn't make any sense to me. This could actually cited with the people claiming religious freedom so hobby lobby which is like a Michael's craft store big craft store chain, they were the ones sort of saying not sort of. They were the ones saying we are not going to offer contraception the pill or something like that. Or abortions for our health. For benefits for our employees because it's against supreme court side with them. Great. I don't buy the religious freedom. I think if you're religious you should do it for you. But I would like as an employee of you to be able to make that choice for myself, right because we live in the country, and we should have small government. Who doesn't tell me what I can? My body is my body. So if I want to use a condom, I will use a condom, right? Because what's now next if they can tell us that we can't have a birth control pills. Are they gonna tell us that? I can't have that brand of cholesterol medication. Even though it works for me. Are you going right? Are you going to tell me that I can't have the flu shot because you think the flu shot might be whatever the fuck you decided is. So where does it stop? So not to I don't really usually get that political. I have a hobby lobby dot you up. I'll be lobby upset and so one time before facts he lives there. I did go into hobby lobby that particular hobby lobby. I did not. I did not purchase anything. What did you? Do talk shit sharp. Hobby lobby and that is a true story. And we went to that diner. And I had we were leaving. I gotta take shit. And so I was like do you wanna go back in the diner? I'm like, no. I'm going to go shit and. You don't go to hobby. Mike, I'll go there to share. Yeah. Out of your way to push it to shit and hobby you flush okay, but still it stunk. So I I told when he first moved there we were walking to the diner. And I go lobby we don't shop there. And he goes why? And I told him quickly I go, but you can shit in their job there. We just shit, and he goes what? So I told him the story we should do thing on the podcast called the hobby lobby challenge. Where courage people? Encourage people to go in the hobby lobby. And so it's so good the hobby lobby don't buy anything. Please. Even even if you don't have to shit just fart what I dared. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do hobby lobby CHAI went in? I did do it. I didn't record it next time. I will I went, and I really want to take a dumb nothing was brewing. So I went in there and just ripped the hardest and then turn around and just walked right out. Thrilled. It was very fulfilling. I can't encourage people enough to do the hobby lobby challenge. Go in take a picture yourself with toilet you pooped in record yourself. Farting. He walked to lobby hashtag lobby to hobby lobby. Hobby lobby challenged the only thing it needs fem- song Equality's just another word for hobby lobby. Hey, you know, taking a dump is good enough for me. And hobby lobby. Wow. Okay. That I. That idea. Okay. So I- Ross today for lunch, and I'm talking to myself in the parking lot. And he saw me talking to us, but I was thinking about hobby lobby and the challenge and so. This is so funny that they sent he's the one that came up with that idea he out of his mouth. He goes, I need a song for hobby lobby. I mean, Bobby McGee. Last. How going farting and pooping and hobby lobby. And then he went home and he did. I feel like I curated that. Because that's first time. I heard him saying it for him in the states, right? That's right. It's all yours. I can't wait until it's trending. Let me let me see what. Hobby lobby sends us. Like, what would they sit? But it'll be some sort of shitty gift. Anyway, one. I heard everyone to do the hobby lobby challenge. If you're not comfortable pooping, just walk around. Farting. All right. Love it. So. Thank you so much. We'll listen to that song. As we go out when we come back. We're going to be playing a, oh, we got so many bad jokes. But not just going to be Fags. He gives them we're all going to participate. Much more coming up Equality's, just another word for hobby lobby. Hey, you know, taking a dump is good enough for me. And in that hobby lobby. Did you know that a top reason people are using cannabis? These days are for health and wellness. It's true. So this mother's day. 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Get ten percent off your purchase. Visit men now for mom this mother's day. I think you ready for this day. I am ready for this. For this. Jan. Vein. Nice cream castle. Clouds. No. Rain snow on everyone. So many. I would. Clouds god. From. Still. Cloud. I don't really know. I only like normal. At all. Joni Mitchell both sides now, it's when we favorite song beautiful and a lot of times on planes. Listen Joni Mitchell a law on planes for some reason. Whether it's California, I'm coming home, or whatever it is. But I always think I am. I'm flying back home after a long trip, you know, into LA. I think the clouds, no. And you think about what I love about this song's I've seen clouds from both sides. Now, she talks about you see them from up there. They look very different than they looked down here. She also talks about the song she seen life. She seemed love from both sides now from falling out of love. She talks about I've seen life from both sides now because she talks beginning of her life in the end of her. She's not dead. But you know, the later years of life and in each each scenario, she says, I looked at clouds now, I get clouds, I've looked at love from both sides. Now, I don't get it at all looked at life from both sides. Now, I don't get life at all. And so just a reminder. While we're in the middle of world trying to figure it out. We probably will never figure it out. So just enjoy the right? Lovely listen a little bit. Little known fact, I also played the saxophone on this recording. And that's Chardonnay on the. She just the triangle. If you listen close your Chardonnay. Subas crafting listen. Ding, ding. Name. On that one Chardonnay. Amidst the bait beautiful so staying. Drums. Shy smile. Oh, by the base. I note had to name IP. No. I bought a new piano taking lessons having yet. But going to one of our listeners, I couldn't tell you the name I would look for it. But I commented on Hillary pod. When when they posted it the name of piano that Chardonnay Kwan's gonna play my daughter, right? The name of the piano is. Bye, listen, listen, my saxophone. If I can get that good on the piano. My name is piano. Griego. Social media. It's so perfect. Yeah. No, greasy. Oh, that was someone suggestion. Wherever you are brilliant. I really don't. Thing. Done. All right. And Chardonnays on piano. Oh, that's a lot of wine. She keeps that winding up. Right. Do not wind on. Low. You didn't. No. Good joe. To share? On straight with Ross. Chardonnay? That's not white zinfandels, Dale. Dale didn't work swing though money. All right. So this week I got so many good bad jokes from the listeners incredible ones. And so I decided today that I thought I'd do this a little differently. I thought I wanna put the jokes to put them out put him in a box passes around, and we can all share the jokes. You can say the Joe new printer. This is for my new Mariam, Darlene hunter, I was very excited. It was the first thing I printed out. The printer the printers in the dining room on the on the new the new printer tail got when you guys were. I know one thing I haven't improved. I love it. I love it. You didn't have to approve. I kind of think it'd be funny. If we read these in a valley girl voice, I think funny. Okay. Let's do it. So we have to read where we're seeing them for the very first time. Why don't you start into the I also kind of like a cold read it cold read? I'm not good. I missed a little challenging. I'll do the first one. Okay, valley girl. Yeah. Got it. Okay. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? Go down on me. I think I'm coming down with something. Okay. I like I like the valley girl. Attitude here. All right here. We go. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. CJ? What did the hamburger name his daughter? Hamburger named daughter. Him bun toasted bun baby back, right? Okay, valley girl is so. I love it. Sean. Okay. Every difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist a genealogist looks up your family tree, a gynecologist looks up your family, but. That one. All right. Lake. What did the blankets as it fell off the bed? Sheet. The rest of. Could the listener or the straight talker Sunday talkers. These roll my face. What do you call a with today's? I need you to focus on that. Right. One more time. What do you call a fat fish fish fish Fash? That's what I said. Scooting Tunisians donate that Tunisia fish. The the delivery. Did you hear about Ingrid pancake now jock? He just flipped. Just flipped. Okay. Read read them. What Senator say when he jumped out of the closet? The janitor out of the closet. I'm coming out supplies. Minute. Wonderful. Focus. Okay. Seriously. Once to joke about paper never mind. It's terrible. Thanks a lot. Here goes my second. CJ? Terrible. I hated the segment. I love me what happened to being. If you leave it will be just like Mexico. Doc me with a spoon. Can I go? What happened to the franc's car when he parked it on the street Popper? It got towed. Two. Oh my God. I asked my bottom friend, how the sex was he didn't give a shot. What do you call a man with? Nobody just knows either. Nobody knows. Either the other nobody knows I wish you could see. The character. He doesn't like the angriest. I'll still. The best white lady I have ever seen that must be my favorite thing. You've ever done. How? That doesn't say much of blackness. With. Shit. Hard defensive balls steep with facts. Oh my God. You're gonna hate me. But everything on my balls deep was about Puerto Vallarta, which we've already is there anything else, you wanna know. Well, can we talk about your ring? Yeah. Why we're laughing? What to talk? Ring I bought and Puerto Vallarta a couple years ago. Remember when I left my car on long to people went and stole things out of it. Remember talked about this. And then I was like, oh, it was nothing. And I'm like, oh, it was like eight sunglasses, and oh, yeah. That wall will that money. And it was also my rain, and so it was silver. And I been looking last time we were in during New Year's facts or there either. But we were all a win. We were looking actually found very similar almost bought it. But I was too much. I just was like, no. So I was looking this trip, and we saw this ring. And it's this one right here, we were all together. And we all went and we've talked to the guy, and I any said it's I walked up, and I said remember what I said to him. Nikki no bullshit street hit the point like, I don't wanna do the whole negotiation because it's always this whole dance. Tell me what it is. And it'll be in cash you just like come on go just what is it? And he said a price, and I was like. You looked at me like the we're like, no, we'll go. Maybe I'll come back. Yeah. Maybe let me think about it. You said and I thought when I walked away. He would like oh senors this. I'm like, no. So we went back. The next was the next day next say, and we watch and it was a different guy later. Guoxin? Right. And we walked in and I go I just want to see the different guy. I think about the ring. So I was going to pay that price. So and the guy was not there was a different kind of go, and I couldn't find the ring described it. It's very very simple. But I love it. And he goes the guy goes nowhere that ring is. So he grabbed it, and I said what's the price on this? And he weighed it, and he did the whole thing. And he said two-thirds price of what they regional guys. Do I not going to do the math? But I wanna know what what what was Q tell us what the price will you guess what the price on this the original price from the guy. The first guy. I think it was he probably said fifty bucks come. Ninety five one hundred very close at night. It was ninety seven. Okay. Got it for like, sixty two crazy with no negotiation. Just change up the guy. It was different. And I go. Okay. Well, let's. Four thirty dollars. I mean, they can spend probably twenty five hundred on this baseball. We're all we're all rich. You gotta ring face. The these braces I have two dollars each to. So I mean like, I mean nothing. Got me. You know, what I wanted to make sure they were really almost invisible. You should come down. Come down TV with us one time. Yeah. I I really wish I really wanted to go this time. But I couldn't because I just moved everything get up and go, but I really do want to go down there. I am worried about the diarrhea though. I am very very big. No hobby lobby's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. So nasty. That's. Not. No one had. I I think it's not happening on it. I think that maybe the that city in particular has so many tourist that they've really stepped up their water purifier game. We were none of us had. Anything? We're just I heard you can get it from the shower. Now, not when we are let me tell you something I told Nikki, and what's his name this too. We it was. It was I wouldn't it? Voice. It was the most and I've been to p a lot, you know, maybe because I finished the book. And so I could really go and really focus on that felt like a huge blanket over me for so long. You know, even there I was finishing. The can't even finish. The book has something special in it that I have. I haven't told anybody and those needed fine tuning. Oh my God. And so I was working on those, but I really could sort of see life again. I don't know if you heard, but it's been here for me. And. So it was really nice to like sort of like even when nine CJ I'm gonna stay on the balcony. And just I just wanted to look at the lights twinkle and think and plan and think about how everything I wanna do going forward is going to have purpose purpose. Purpose purpose is the new mantra. So it was really formative trip. And I have to say it was I'm so glad to that. Nikki that you. Boldly uninvited. And in in you know, what insisted on not getting your own room. And I think that it's so brave to just. Steal other people space. Thank you. I think that is just a broiled brave. I did with a Royal person. Oh, we have to joy of Christmas. Do we if we still have we have to put the audio of karaoke because karaoke, you know, we did it the last radio all day was pretty f- an epic. If I give you the video Jay rod, can you put the audio? Okay. So bad. All right. So each one of the song, and we'll just put it at the end of this research. We were going to do all our first numbers for like drug. We had it was also be on Rawson. I did say so does Madonna that. No, no. You heard it. You just got. Oh, my. She goes. Fucked up. God, I mean, you've met wretched Ross that was turned up nikei. The ground rolling around dirty. I don't need to be here. Performance young rolling around. Can I change the subject a little bit? And they can't with the Puerto Vallarta. Did you see anything with Rawson CJ that you were shocked about like did they walk out naked long? Did they do need like I would be. I was on the couch. I would be like I kept waiting hoping that something really dirty would go. I'd have to pretend I was sleeping with one eye open. Now. Now, we're you shocked when he and I made love and for and you what a power bottom CJ. Yeah. Yeah. Grinder name. Oh, that's good. Can everyone will change their grinder name to hobby lobby challenge? Everyone. To get a personal lives since plates like HP Y L B Y C H L, Angie. No, I didn't see anything CJ role in his face was is it was just the cue. Really good care of me, though. I have to say like they took care of me. They made sure I had vegetarian options. Even though they roll their eyes. Insure that like that. I was safe and got home. Okay. Because there was one night. I was drunk and it was like time for me to go. I got moment and Uber, and I told the Uber driver. I she was like we'll get a cab. I'm like, no. Because then I can't track it. So I got an Uber driver. And I put it in the car, and I told the guy Toronto king. Uh-huh. She got good. It's nice. Glad you all had a great time. Thank you. Yeah. Just you to what you were there. There wasn't other couch. These doors. Is. Okay. We all know. Why did you say that? Could be. Oh, are you still love those? He was odd. News is trending again. And I'm going to bring it back. All right. It always happens in Florida. I'm all right. So first before go, he believe. He believable don't know. What's gonna happen on believable? Nikki. Attract three. Headlines. You gotta tell me what story is a legit Florida story. Florida woman tries to hold up gas station with nail file so one of these actual truth. One of these is true. And I'll tell you the story Florida couple Mary's their children Florida man driving drunk on riding lawn. More crashes into police car. Drew, which ones drew CJ. So there's a go through it again. A is this Florida woman tries to hold up gas station with a nail file be is this Florida. Couple of Mary's their children. See is this Florida man driving drunk on? Lawnmower crashes into police car? I wanna go see. But I also wanna go with d all of the above. Yeah. But I'm gonna say see. Okay. Well, your first instinct was correct. The driving drunk lawnmower crashing into a police car. That's a real story. The other two I made up, but we're inspired by other headlines that I had seen today, you should do a whole floor booze. Oh won't be bringing a live show there. Been cut off flowed out to Florida. Boom, Florida, Florida. Time to check in with floor booze. A lot of time. I store it a sixty sixty eight road man, driving his right along lawn more while drunk he got arrested after crashing into a police car. I love Tampa. Oh, boom. Police officer was actually in a convenience store on Saturday evening when he heard a loud noise in the parking lot. He walked outside and he found this guy. A riding lawnmower towing a black trailer with a cooler inside. And he had just crashed into the police cruiser. Growly caused minor damage but police say that after initially laughing the guy became super aggressive towards the officer. He was arrested and taken to the police department where he claimed an actual trailer trust. Police office. He when he got to the he's officers poisoned him. He was taken to the hospital where blood tests found his alcohol level it point two four one which is nearly three times the legal limit, which is where I felt in. What's that? Near anywhere near bokram. Not gonna stop anyway, his license. Seventy eight he had to DUI's. But this is the day. He got caught because he crashes his lawnmower into a police car, which I wanna know don't be a westbound bitch. Why? Bad. Anyway, thanks for listening. These stories. Niki? Be. Same for XI's favorite. By the way, the thing you did last time was his favorite thing you've ever done. I'm glad we got all the last because we're taking a turn right now. Just real quick. If you saw the local authorities finally released the cell phone video footage from Sandra bland today after four years. She was pulled over for believe I'm gonna say she was twenty eight time she got pulled over on a traffic stop. And so it was saying the officer said that he felt like he was being like a better term under attack. They arrested her three days later, she was found hanged in her jail cell, and they ruled it out as suicide, right? So so being very aggressive. She recorded her the cups pulling her over which was a routine traffic. Stop in the video of the cop was pretty much saying out light you up and putting stun gun kind of in her face. And it's really aggressive when you see is just a full of shit. And so I'm just more sucked at it took four years for this. And it's almost like, and I've thought about what you think of the story of Emmett till and that white woman him, and then he got killed. And you know, what I mean? And then came out afterwards years later said it was allies too many times. That people of color, especially by thirties are being murdered. And it goes kind of lost in a sauce. You know what I'm saying? So it was just I'm really hoping that the family gets the Justice they deserve especially for Santa blam because we all knew that it was just this woman was fighting you Syria YouTube videos, and she was she was full of life and just talking about being justices to black people. And so she's going to get arrested. I wanna kill myself that was bullshit. And so I'm hoping that they reopened the case. The family said today, they want to reopen the case now her I'm really I'm really hoping. And and I'm just sitting that family all the left, but that just watch it the I was in that mood today as I was talking about now that I say that maybe that's why because I've been holding on until just now one of the best things about things like Facebook lie everyone having a video camera. And now, they're putting cameras on all the police officer uniforms is that. We'll have that stuff. The fact that we had for four years, and we haven't seen it. I would imagine there's going to be a new case. And hopefully, there's Justice for for her and Justice for for everybody who. Who's treated unfairly. Absolutely. But I don't think there will be and I'll tell you. Why is because there's video of so many cases of innocent people. And I'm not hating on police officers. I'm not they do a lot of amazing when my rest guys that run their lawnmowers into their. Yes. But, but when you know when when my home was broken into this Homer sitting and right now, please offers came and they came right away. They found the people that did it, and they made sure I was say they do some good things a lot of good things. But there are bad, you know. And so I hope that you can always hope for Justice. What do you cannot say one quick thing to just to kind of maybe a little bit you have this. And then I'll say she just wanted to add to the police officer thing, I think it's time for us to actually call out. Not call out a coal for good police officers to say something police officers doing something to me. To me because I grew up in an area where police officers. My baseball coaches, my basketball coaches, and they are great influence in my life. If you stay silent through something like this. It just looks bad on you as well as the cop. So if you're a good officer, please say something and say, this does not represent us. Let's get Justice. Sandra bland, and for every other American, especially his lack Americans were being killed unjust unjustly by police officers and bio thirty figures because this is ridiculous this line that is that is drawn between black Americans and police officers is absurd, and I feel like no one I won't say nobody but police officers especially do not cross that line to extend a hand when their side is in the wrong. And it's very frustrating for me, personally J, Ron. On the on the playground. You know what? I mean. I mean, not to simplify it. But stick up people. Yeah. Human race. Oh, so while we were in the old studio. Remember, and we had the screens, and we were talking about things, and I put up a picture of Santa bland Ross that your mom. I was talking about sorry about my mom. So just to kind of change gears, but that. I was like this. I love it. I'm gonna miss you. Thanks. I'm races. Wow. Well, J rod, you probably just gave your. Oh, you have announced an oh. We why. Me, right. Jay now. This isn't it isn't that there. This. Okay. So update on the boy band podcast. This is actually happening joking. I we're doing this. This is happening. This was born kind of here. Yeah. Absolutely. J rod has an announcement. Wait what? Okay. -ment so official. So the boy band bought cast is happening requirement. New pot on the block. Hot on the block rate title rescue. I came up with that. Thank you. So we're gonna have about fifteen episode. We're not gonna. Guys, like, fifteen episodes. We have the first four episodes. The first one's been called making the band building the perfect boy band. What makes you beautiful next one? How been part fashion bump bump bump, top ten list of your favorite boy, band bangers and come baby comes we the fourth. I'm so which is basically sounds about sex all that. My co host is my friend. My good friend, Michael Zaki who grew up with. Larry, I've known Michelson fourth grade, we were in our own little boy band growing up our. Chip chunks at the ship chipmunks. We call ourselves at chunks. I don't know why. Yeah. We were like eight years old. So listen, there's a voicemail we want you to leave a voicemail for any of these episodes. It's eight one eight three eight four eight four participants. Participate. Call in leave a message for anyone and here the number one more time, please eight one eight three eight four zero eight four. Thank you. So and that's thank you. Well. Thank you. And j rod bye bye. Bye. Okay. Oh my God. Wow. Wow. We had an announcement. I didn't even know that we'd have one. I look at myself. All right. Listen. All right. Well, we did it. Oh, I do have a question for you quickly. The about afterglow my my Latin straight hawkers, they did have a deep for you this week go. Okay. It's kind of it's really off subject. It's crazy. Okay. Okay. And afterglow is going to happen now after the after show talk with Ross, of course, it's going to happen writing for the right time. Okay. Go so my little atten straight talk. They have so much to say about the show. So I'm so excited to afterglow because so many opinions, but they wanna know like with the Aladdin movie coming out they were asking me. Like, did you did you I masturbate Jack off to Aladdin the cartoon? That's what they wanted to know. If you wanna fall they said that that would be the answer that you would. Loan on social media, CJ CJ live. Why why why we love him? Thanks. I tried guy j rod as Josh Rodriguez. Underscore score. Nikki is Nikki Boyer on all social media and jokes and. You could follow me at come to Aladdin. Number two. Aladdin? At Hello Ross. This show is. Ellen. Hey. Cameos again, I actually fall in love with doing. I'm very fun, especially with mother's day coming. You have a birthday message or especially Misra somebody go you can find on my social media Hella you can find a cameo dot com slash Hello. Ross book. From a mama. Yeah. It was Kentucky at first. But now it's a great way to so please do that. And I think what you're listening everybody. We will be next back next week. Make sure you book your tickets, come see us in New York. Information's on our social Hello Ross pod. Mickey please. Right.

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The Lawfirm of Finger, Nugget, & Dippin's - EP 268

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:13:56 hr | 1 year ago

The Lawfirm of Finger, Nugget, & Dippin's - EP 268

"Ah? Oh my God. What a mess. Boots credible. Streaking woman. Yeah. She. Oh my God. Why would you take when I turned off that light it took everything? Already G cloud. My God what this is gonna be shit. Okay. So here's the deal. We're just we're recording. Right. We're just keep going. So the fact of the matter is Ross Matthews is sick. Nikki Boyer is sick. And Fags EJ rod and CJ are all wrapped in Saran wrap. Matthew. Selling them now because I'm so sick. My god. I'm not contagious though. I've been on some some med wouldn't spread my germ. I think I couldn't possibly can be contagious more. I've been sick for so long that I don't think that I could possibly be contagious here. Some let me look and see what happened everybody. That's sick always says, I'm not contagious. It's just the thing. How do you know, you're I think you're on antibiotics for like three to four days. You're not contagious. We'll find out tomorrow. So well, somebody gave it to me, right? Four. In the movie, of course, July Smith, of course. Yes. And Kevin Spacey's. We don't talk about it anymore. Anyway. Gives you a screeching hall. So J eating twizzlers. Don't let me edge the back. It's so you to prefer Twizere to a red fine because Twitter has like no flavor. And it's so make sense at that's what he would like right twizzlers is way better than your out of your mind. I am. But like that was so make sense that he would he would choose that liquorice as you have you ever had a good and plenty that candy with the black licorice on like. I love a t they're good. Plentiful? Right now, I was in Palm Springs, and I was in bed. I like was shivering Bubba. Cutting it up, and then I get so hot like my sheets one morning, sweat so much. It was so gross. It's also grows why so gross for well. When I woke up in the middle of the night. And I have been sweating so much to break. My fever that I actually thought I went to bed. Yeah. I was like did. I just piss the vet, and then I had flashbacks my entire childhood. I cried. Oh, my God listening. Understand it whoever had this and went out and touched me. I hope. You fucking rot. It's making you know, what I mean? Right Rangers getting it. But you're like you're out there in the bubbly brunch shaking everyone's and that's the problem. I that's the problem right there. Right. Is touching people talking to people just do yourself because I do hug, everyone pope mobile get something like the you said, a Polk mobile, and I was like. Pope mobile has a car. That's like enclosed. Yeah. Enclosure some mad about this. So here's the deal. Marks not here to give a big announce and usually J rod does it. But Jared doesn't have a microphone over there. So guess what? We're in luck. Listen, pristine into homo. That was like one of those collages that you make when you're. Christina darling. Homo stew Stabia. Homo. Literally glue that together. And if you if you listen really close, you can hear me going and the night. Oh. Because mommy, dearest says Christina darling. Yes. So you put the. Everyone. Listen for facts ain't pro instead a TV here because it's a beautiful blend with you and fate Dunaway Joan Crawford. So it's you it's you very, okay. This is you playing Faye. Dunaway playing Joan Crawford. Yes. Saying pre-? Pre pristine. Her. At work. So great. Let's do this. He's the. Now here he is Ross, Matt. To me. Gye? And we're not going to be all right now. We are welcome to the program every time. Things coming out. Yeah. Like coughing things. So, but it's very weird. If it started in my chest about about five days of just being like, allergies. What was going on so tired so tired as my chest. Then my mom came to visit. And I just like put it at bay. You know, what I mean just put it, you know, can't get sick. So it was fine. We'll had this. Great trip is dragging a little tired. And then right? When she goes goodbye got on the plane. I was like tired. And then the thing started where my I had to get a haircut. And as he was cutting my hair, I was like our hair hurt. And then like my skin those driving with the top down in the wind on my face. It was like oh my face hurt. My whole every body eaten. And I just got on your covers. And then like the dogs are like member us, we need to eat how about oh God, I couldn't leave the host because I like kind of like schinder, so they Iran food for them. So I'm sorry making him scrambled eggs. And then I made them all I had left in the house for me was triscuits. That's it. I gave them all the phone. That's true. Love. The thing that was a full box of triscuits. There'll be one dog here today. Gotta eat the hardest thing. When you're sick. And you're alive, you know, that movie were they were stuck on the mountain like an envelope. I love to stuck in a bungalow in pump. Post mates, but it is hard when you're alone in your sick. She don't want to do anything. God. To be honest. It was the first time in a long time that I had been alone say, you know, wasn't alone for so long. You know, Tommy, I was in that great your relationship. Good rub. It in Finks about Nick. Tell me where about how you were. Well hurt. Tommy comes in and goes suit. Would it be going to do for dinner? And I said you open the slight I listening to you. Who cares about the sound quality in the room? Just. Yeah. Aaron here some of these germs leading. We don't. We don't. You're not gonna get this. Inspector gadget, slam Dr. Continue with your ribbon story. I have energy pellet. He said, nobody. No, I don't. What can I what are we gonna have for dinner tonight and Ella got sick? And he got sick. And I was sick. And I looked at him. And I said, I don't fucking care. Everybody eats anything for the rest of their life. How long did it take the cook? It wait toll on native rice cooks in the microwave. How it doesn't on the stove tap voter. How long does it take stove? Sixty seconds. That's a lie note doesn't can't take time in stove microwave. I will hear it. Boil the water. There you go. That's the shit, right? There can't boil water and sixty seconds care who you are. That's true. So I guess it does take this is what we're talking. Here's the deal us right now. I'm saying it is Mike. Hi, we're off three here. Healthy and alive. I know cash show move. Hey, Nikki, look at them. Look at Fags e J rod and CJ, look, oh such Rosie complex. I'm green literally all of. Nikki all of you of too. So here's the deal. Also, I'm on book deadline deals that going. But I was due. Whatever. I was laying with like my like, you know, at the when the scare the scary movie at the end when somebody like hand comes up out of the grave or the ground. So I was laying my bed covered with just my nose, and my eyes like out of the the covers and then one hand I was in typing on my computer. My God one like hand just trying to be funny. Because I was like most fish. Book that visual of the ending of Kerry because there and then I get an idea. I come back to life. The hand would come out. It'd be like Jackie Collins said. People out there that are like really suffering with right? Mother complaining or mom like she goes. Oh, honey. I feel so bad. You feel sick. I'm like, really? You can't serve. This is nothing. Doesn't mean. I'm not gonna complain about it, right? Gone. Of course, I'm sorry. But that's the best part about having whatever. This is is being a complaint. She Iraq named twizzlers only. Twitter too. I know that as a straw to come. Hey, everybody just announced, you know, have hosted the glad awards eight time. Yes. New York LA San Francisco once they're gone to warn him. Glad is turning thirty years old this year. And the Los Angeles show. I think March twenty eighth I'm hosting again. That's good. Tickets available. Glad one way you ain't gonna bring down again. Table and get wine. I would like to raise money for glad. Wow. Free table. Open bar was really cute though. Can we come? Macking on that free. Fucking twizere. So that's happening. Also, the branch, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to be there. I'm being in bolt branches this weekend. That's impressive. So you literally go to the brunch. A gave this to me is that this brunch. We're going to talk about it back to them. Yeah. When you get on stage. Just like all mad like I want everybody. I'm sick one a year one. A you did this. Thank you for being here. We got great food. Anyway. Of it. Oh here here. This is fun. What I mean? I don't have anything. Okay. Chelsea goes. I got a bad joke. I wanna tell. But. Well, is it a good bad jokes? It's good bad joke. Yeah. Good job. Share? Day on straight with Ross, man. That's so crazy played the trip is some song. I found. I did that like half asleep. I woke up literally re just recorded that. Thank you. But I did hear a good badge come here. And let me find the dermal. Okay. Okay. What do you call a fish with? No, I. A needle try to. I don't tell you figure it out dumb joke. Good bag. Good back joke fish with. No, I. Swimming scale screening timer. What do you call a fish with? No, I know. I lists fish fish with. No, I'll get hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We can do this everybody. Oh, we. What do we know bat Josie, really bad? Wait, say the punchline. That's one more. Jay rod got it on no fish with no eyes. Fish. That's kind of funny. I joke. I got one kind of very similar what do you call? Off the stage. I'm here to redeem the segment go, what do you call deal with? Now is. Dear dear. I don't know. Close. No idea. Idea. That's pretty good. That's a follow up to the fish. Like a good follow. Are you like someone old? What is what is sex like when you're camping? In ten. Oh. The nose b twelve inches long. Because it'd be a foot. Thanks J. J? Rod are you like the biggest? Have you heard about the have you heard about those corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines. I had any. You have any bad jokes knowingly. Good jokes. He was serious. I only good jokes bags a good bad. Right. Or you get good jokes JV. Jay. No. Can you Google crab? Never give to charity. Christie pay penny pinchers. What because they're shellfish. Why are facts JIRA, the only one are you ninety. Are so tickled. You are so bad. Okay. I have one. Yeah. Did you hear about the constipated accounting? He couldn't budget. So he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. Let's just. I don't. Jytte like budge the poop like the budget legit to work it out, the paper and pen. Okay. We'll do a near sided gun color, just in puppy having comment. Jesus. Knows. Touche? Straight up with Ross Mathews. We should ask the listeners to send in their bad jokes. Okay. Your bad jokes anything. So I don't have to create content. We'll be right. Nikki. Yeah. Not the lime peaking or anything. But. Okay. Question to ask. You know? I'm man, right. Yeah. Right. 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If you like roast God brought sounds good right now. What are you supposed to lose your appetite when you're sick? Yeah. I did for three days. Right. Look skinny. Oh, hey, member member this. Dean. Barry says. Mike and Mike. Neil fouls sample. I lean Eileen. You. Eulex Wayne pair. Wayne. Mike. Little. European. P. That. Together wrote the original as well as all that really. I look over during the time. I you could tell he was really he was enjoying it. He was coming beard. Oh with a brush, just no, I know you're listening, but I've never seen human. You guys. Do you hear that? I hear what is that? Why do we have crackles nap? Currently I'm coming on. My nets. I can hear that. But we all just heard a crackle on the record. And I don't know if that the beard combing is me. Can we listen to the beard combing? Oh, yeah. Is your beard extra long now that you just kind of letting wrangle all out how long are you gonna get just wanna see? 'cause usually cut it down our cut it often. Just you know, how come in. Let it grow got a couple of little I don't like too long of a beard. Oh, I do. I do too. I do not that weird. Oh, no, no on this show. No. I think it looks good CJ frames your face really nicely to boo. Yeah. Thanks good time for a long. I don't. Baby here. And he's a comb stuck in his was saying. Not everybody stopped. We don't like we're like an editorial board on a newspaper. We don't like long beards. Right. We speak as one. Can you? Good question beard. I had a beard in highschool sweet girl haven't seen her. All right. Let's get back to this. There's a there's a trend going on in fashion that I I'm I'm behind it. I just want to get your thoughts here. I think you'll be behind this. I really do. This isn't a joke. This is a real trend going on fashion. Okay. A New Jersey man is crowdfunding unique hoodie a hoodie with one very special feature. What do you think this special feature? Is. Ross Ross Ross Ross. Snafu oversized Asian man in the front row. Is it something like prevent from like something for over your nose prevent you smelling other darts. Nope. Next. Matthew russell. Tall muscular black man in the in the back. Does it does? It have something like a cooling system in. It does have a fan. And he came in his fifties. White white does it have headphones in in now. Next anyone else? No, I'm racist. Extra pocket. Here's extra pocket for something. How about that? It's Hockett for something specific. Your cell phone. Nope. I would argue a normal a hoodie has the pocket to your cell phone. Well, I'm I'm thinking of the actual hood. No, it's not on the hood. It's a hoodie. It's a pocket designed to keep your. Pizza warm. The. Winslet's we all been there. We are walking wearing a hoodie and thinking like God damn I wanna pizza warm pizza right now. Actually, that's kind of a good idea core pizza like sometimes I wanna keep food warm having home from that's a good. I imagine if you had a hoodie that rather than opening and said, I want to take this man's idea and co home lamented, I'm not gonna guy fee. I read this guy. I'm not going to steal the good idea and say I came up with it like needed for me, which I'm not allowed to discuss on this program. I my lawyers have advised me not. I'm at the law firm of finger nugget and depends. That's funny. Dip in. Anyway. Imagine no a hoodie. Normally, it's like, you you you can enter like a muff you enter your your hands in the side of the of the pocket in the front, right? Yeah. Reimagined that hoodie if you will same pocket, but opens from the top and seals, okay. And in there is an insulated thing. So you go get a twenty piece nugget, but you've got a thirty minute drive right in that box. That's gonna get cold and cold nugget J rod marine anyway. So what you do is. You would then emptied open up your pouch your hot pocket. Yeah. Okay. And you would dump your. That's twenty twenty between dick. And it's kind of Tim Foyle. You know, like kind of like I said UCLA right in your pocket, then it's right there. So what you can do while you're driving. If you want and what I would do. And this is this is I got I have a copier Hatton yet, a patent on this there'd be a side thing in the front in offcial where you could put sauce vast. Right. It'd be it'd be on the zipper zipper. It would be a big enough that you could put a sauce in there. Right. So then while you're driving you could unseal quickly reach in seal back up for nugget by so you have five nuggets on the drive, right? Anyway, the point is this. It's a it's a it's a hoodie with an insulated pocket in the front. Yeah. Would you buy it? I totally buy because it also work work as a nice Jackie to keep you warm CJ. Okay. What would we call it? What we call this. Jackie this hoodie. Out of stock. Doc sold out. Named it right now. I named it. Doc. No howdy. Howdy Hoti hoodie. How do you? It's a hobby hoodie with this. No. The boo one in an airplane, and you open that magazine that's in the in the in front of you. You look at all this useless things that nobody would ever buy that would be sky mall. You'd be going. You're being. Nikki boyer. Oh discounted coming home. At me. I think it's a good idea. It is. Totally utilize the worst part of the story fine. I'm gonna get you know, what the what? The worst part of his entire story. God what I prefer pizza cold? The. True story through. One. To be. Hey, email. We Email me Ross at St. talk with Ross. Comes from Claudia hyrax from Sacramento. And currently I'm in my last semester of university. I love your podcast, and I often listen to it on my commute to school. It makes being stuck in traffic much more enjoyable anyway, my very important question is about. Fash the she's the veggie when the podcast used to be live Fags. She always did dance when the balls deep theme song came on. Now, the show isn't live on video anymore. Enquiring minds want to know does fact Z still do the dance I've been dying to know about this quite some time now. So I thought I'd Email and ask a great question. Lots of love to the whole crew. And thanks for all that you guys do. Claudia Claudia that question. I love it too. Thank you. Balls with bags? Girl, I need to know. The question here, by the way, I know. Thank you Ross's chair so much better. I gotta adjusted to my heads. Don't his head sitting those the the shade. It's a lot better. Thank you. Claudia? Thank you for that. Thank you. I do not do the dance anymore. Why why did you stop because it was for the camera was for the listeners? Like, no one's people watching when you know when you're in the Pristina darling hostess studio. Yeah. Wait, wouldn't very good minute. To homo. Continue. I would do the dance if you'd like me to see if you enjoy it. Your segment coming up. I choose with do the. Claudia? Thank you. Going break. Are you mid sentence? 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Woes Ben to keep you on your toes. So tell me what's wrong after this too long som-. I promise you that. All try my best to give you add vice where all be nice until it solve. I will not rest so become a phone or give me a bone. I don't know why I said that. But. Straight it fuckin-. That's be walking to grab your phone right now. Loves and. Refined. And how that's. Fee fi. Lack polly. Should little door? Stay. I was listening to of course, modify. Even listen to my show our show caucus, passes and condo every Saturday. You can stream it live five seven PM Pacific one. Great. Thank you, baby. I love when you guys are all on it to see always on it. But one seven three modify 'em dot com. You can listen, right? And I love doing the whole the report. Again, what it gets hot again? Let's start during the weather. Yeah. Well, I was listening, and I just had a conversation about doors day, and I was in love with this. And there's a part because she seems she starts singing around with yourself. I want to start doing more often. What do you mean? Like listening. Coming up. She's gonna sing a duet with herself like a round. I want to start doing that. Listen. It's going to happen here in one second. Okay. Trust me. But imagine if you could say do with yourself. Listen. Strugging outcome on doors. Dissipation anytime. Now, don. Who's? Person. One. Just about the hempseed. Fees. That's what I okay, I love that. But I don't think it's too wet. She sounds like she just thinking kind of backed up with around because each version of her singing different part. I only saw this one time my entire life. I was in Las Vegas in saloon Dion saying with a hologram version of herself I live for stuff. Like that is my God, my point is this pretty soon to be doing just this podcast with to me. Don't you agree? I do I have to say look great. I was just going to say the same about. That was be relieved funny action. He said he said. Agreeing. But other other other artists have done do wets with themselves Barbra Streisand has duet album where she sings one song with herself like a real duet. That's great. Yeah. There's rate that is a level of of egocentric. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It is. I wanted to do a song with raiders singer. This generation or any generation mice now. Great name of records getting called duets. Jeff duet. Okay. Balls with backs. Give it to me give it to give it to be hard. Balls steep fatty. Okay. I have a ball's d for everyone. So I didn't I didn't dance the microphones. So like. I'm going to start a CJ strap. CJ? Okay. So this whole I don't want to ask you about the I was gonna ask you about the Jesse smell at the whole situation there. But I wanna say CJ covers in his podcast. I listened to this episode the episode you had on the singer. And I okay, let me just tell you. He covers the whole thing's. I go to his podcast and listen to eylau we hard. Can we kick it on I tunes and wherever you get your podcast. I laughed so hard because. Okay. You know, the letter that Jesse wrote to himself like did that whole crazy, maybe allegedly. Okay. Says stupid. Sure it made me laugh so hard because I looked at that. I saw that letter that letter on the news right that he allegedly wrote to himself. What does that look like, I can't place? He's the bodyguard. Listen, if it's if it's real thing awful. It's awful awful. No matter what it's all. It's exactly like the covers it in his podcast that race. So listen to CJ. Yeah. His reaction to all that. And did you go to the troubadour to see him? Did you go? Well, explain what it was like right after the attacks because he had a concert already sort of planned, but people are tickets selling, blah, blah. I don't I don't know all that. I got invited. I went to the show and the family came out, and they had a prayer circles or the new information from right, and he called herself like the gay to park and what he's going through. And we were like gam- again until things are. Yeah. I'm still kind of you know, my girl on the show. She's like now that's him. He'll I I know I'm still dancing still kinda like figuring it out. So it was good. How you handled out? And I I laughed and what is race chaser. Because I saw online people were saying like they saw you on something called race. Chase. Sir. I don't know what William and Alaska podcast. I went to the live taping ace hotel and then Willem haram by and they were asking they were doing a quick round. And will recognize she was oh CJ. Hey, what's your question? So I just and I'm on the podcast this week. Oh, I like that show. Yeah. A lot of stuff. He does. I leave the house like once a week. And I'm thrilled with. You too. I only leave the house ones. I'm talking about when feel great. True. Threats. Come on. That's good for you cold. Where's my little background music? Not not stretching being do about have to go. Both teams. Oh, did you ever think? You know? I I noticed that. On the Yukos did that post on Instagram about like what the listeners want us to talk about? Yeah. And I re- I read a lot of them. And a lot of people really wanted like are you smarter than Mark? Okay. Yeah. So have you ever thought play smarter than Blarke? We're you play Mark. The voice one of us can like host it of like, do you just do it as Mark? He's not here. We should do that. If you haven't already thought to do anything. He is really smarter than my. The answers. No, so smarter. The Mark I'll give you the history of ARGUS stolen from are you smarter than a fifth grader, right? Where thrown. Poll compete against fifth grader, right? And it was sort of like, well, these normal people can they be smarter than Mark. Now. Mark on paper should be really really, really smart. Right. Like, this is not a dumb person. He just gets in this own way. Sometimes right. So I thought wouldn't it be funny listeners pleading dark because Mark kind of is our fifth grader in many ways. Right, right. You know, like he's a girl scout now, right? So the cookies. Funny, though, you could be stopped. I think you could pay got his p bottle badge. Yeah. You. I think we should do it. I think funny. Okay. All right. So your mom. Do you all the guy? He's such a great time. My mom. You guys is doing so great, you know, cancer free and goes back in December for the yearly checkup and feeling great. And a Harris going out. I love that you told her you took her to a salon will something had to be done. Don't cats show. She was complaining, she's gorgeous. I'm Maher that she's here. I don't care about hair care about here. I thought it was sweet that you took her somewhere to she was complaining about everyone. She goes, oh, I looked like a dead skirl, squirrel. My head gray. I hate it as a slice the core. 'cause I called Adrian agent Qatar who does my hair in Palm Springs got a beautiful salon Adrian al-qatar studios. Great. So I bring her there. She's knows Adrian Sudani how we're doing here. She goes. Oh, oh God. No long. All you've been doing. It's completely like dawn. Her husband, basically, it was like you just get. What you just won't get, you know. I know I'm fine. No. We are here. I made an appointment like Adrian's make any money. If we don't do what you are doing it. She's like, I don't need anything. I I'm fine. We just like bulldozer. I said we're going to have to run here that. Yeah. I do that. So she's like oh. She couldn't stop looking yourself on the belong. So happy to take a picture, send Bunka who's her mom? She loves it. Good for. That's great Ross. You. I love that you posted about your dad, and I never seen a picture of your dad. So I was I stared at that picture for so long. See who looks like in the family. And I also wanted to bring that bad joke thing kind of up today for your dad. Yes, I feel like I didn't know him. But I hear him through you. And I see him in you, and the jokes feels like he would love those like he would love. Did you like good Joe blow you bad jokes? He loved rate jokes like his humor wasn't it a little tiny. What did he say whenever he'd asked for four ki Tae four like this. And what did he say a Spanish? My god. My mom told me something that he said. And it was something that I would say it was like some sort of possibly made it about fucking. You know, what I mean, it was some sort of sexual? Yeah. So he the twenty fifth February would have been seventy five which is like mind blowing because he died at fifty nine. And so I still picture him laying young, you know, and healthy while of that you paid tribute to him like that on Instagram. I really really love that. I wanna I gotta get to Nick, I have some more for you tater tots jacket. You posted that that was that a tater tot Josh go to Hello Ross pod. See a picture of data whose Tayo my best friend one of lucky enough to have you all included, you know, NC j two is here. Anyway, I. I hadn't seen her since her birthday and everything and I was on Instagram, and they were these like t the sweat shirts that had like all printed on them. And so I'm like swiping see and one had tater tots. And I was like I was like eating. I was like, you know, like a half a bottle of Chardonnay end at. And it came and it was so tacky and the material feels like don't walk by a fire. You know, just it's awful. It's basically for a photo before show. I throw it away after you open. Which opened it. It's tater tots over it. We took a picture of her setting the oven for fifty 'cause you know. She's so beautiful. And that Jagger was funny. I thought you got it a hot topic? I saw something online Ross that call and this gets unity but called cousins. Oh. One. Away. That's the recipe. If you want to make it. Okay. Thank you for success sets Lena down on the ground. I think she wants down here mining. Thank you. So is this thing called cousins? Did you do that with big brother? Do you that last year this year? Okay. So I watched found like accidentally watch you were really great on it. But this is talking about duet. I think there is a show with Patty Duke in the fifties or sixties called the Patty Duke show, and she played. She was cousins you remember that it was so funny. I feel you or so you should do Patty do show remake like the Ross Matthew show where you play. I play Patty. Do you play? You have a cousin. But it's you wait. I can be Roz my lesbian sister. Okay. Exactly. I it would be you had you ever see the Patty Duke show on my God, their cousins and one is from like some crazy land in weird. And it's really funny. So I just thought that's a great idea for you. Can we do it? Can we film it? What about right now? I'm like too exhausted. Okay. Nick stretch Vicky. Alright. Use wet Selena out. Sorry. Welcome to home studio. I feel like she's got a poop. She's like walking around. Yeah. Go outside. Yeah. Why don't I take her to Pupo you finish balls? Okay. Larrea? You're so good on Wendy. Oh, thank you. Are you really are? Yes. So cure. Thank you. It was such a KOMO poopie. I love it. They're taking a dump during. It's important. I am no Nikki's talking shit. Mickey russo. Great. Thanks a lot cruel. I have to say Wendy's coming back on I think Monday on the and while she was gone. She had a bunch of people filling in for her. I was looking up to be called. I didn't know what I was getting into. I thought I would just going to do a little topic like five minute segment, I get there. And I'm realizing that we're all hosting the show and the best part about all of it was getting to meet Carla hall who I'm obsessed. She's Debbie Smith. This great Michael is great. Carson Kresa everyone. First thing Carson sesame is let's take a picture and send it to Ross. It was so cute and back. I knew is amazing. How was her poop Tricia was just got here? So she was outside watering plants. So she's with the girls. No good. Okay. Was such a good experience. It was really great. I had a blast. But more than anything in this business. Everyone's really out for themselves. Sometimes when I got on that panel. I was a little concerned. 'cause I thought gosh, you know, how do you find your voice with four people that you just met? How do you find chemistry and the people that I worked with were? So. So loving and giving and warm and kind and they reminded me of you off. It's like working with Ross. It's all about building each other key. Please lovely. Articulate and smart, and you knew when to come in and just stay quiet, and it was great. I had friends from national. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Texting loving loving people watching from all over the country so much fun. Now watching I have to bring up the fact that you hosted a Libya Newton, John. Uh-huh. Oh, I did that so funny. I saw that somebody posted something about that. Amy does a bio-pic. Right. Well audition. Yeah. I hosted a fig Newton. Gosh. Title of the show should just be called. They wanted so many fruity. Oh, my. I did the voice of a living John, and she was a huge star. Seven dynamic. Yes. John. I I like I like the video to let's get physical because it turns gays it does. Yeah. That was groundbreaking that was in the eighty right? I mean, you're controversial. And actually, let's get physical was the little linen fact. Let me hear your body talk, buddy talks. Right. When. We did potty talk with Mark. We put his p bottles medals, and he had to he had historical quotes. We said, let's get quotable photo. Both let me hear your potty talk. That's potty bringing a full circle. I was just impressed. She inspired as an artist. She's inspired. Thanks. Yeah. I was gonna ask everybody a living Newton John song. Because I didn't know if any of you would know who she was. Yeah. But like can you do it? Do you now? It is that you saying. Summer Lovin Joe, I wrote down here. Nothing from Greece foundry. Well, I think I one. Yeah. You did. Let's. You don't know any other Libyan Jonzon? Ho or that's from crease. She like. You never been mellow. No. You don't know. That's no. No, no. I don't know it. All right. I guess we'll move on. All right. Those are my Newton Jones. I love it. I'm a big fan of used to be a huge fan of her. I thought it was great you hosted. We can't somebody's seeing shallow. They were saying hit us on. No more. Will you sing? I kind of feel like that to like go hit. I thought what did you think about that whole Academy Awards? I would love to tell you. Okay. And you can hear my thoughts on pop talk. Detail podcast. Hop talk. There. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's week. I don't want to shallow with you just a little bit. Do it. Oh god. No. Can you pull up the karaoke? Here you're sick. I don't want to. We it's already been done. Like, you know what I mean? That's like somebody singing the witch Chris song on the if they tried to the witch Chris song, I at the Oscars. It's like they wouldn't do that. Because I've already done it perfectly. What right. That's not even how it works. I would love they would they would never play the callers. I'm calling you because your your call in meek because it's playing they wouldn't do them the Oscars and they don't want to compete with the perfection. I've did I see what you're saying. You're saying. Okay. I have one for j Robbins too deep. So I'm going to turn it gets. I had policy. Check, my balls. They're kind of empty. Yeah. Wow. That's the wrong. Chair rods. Confused another. News. Out to Nikki. The love of God. Sorry. Rich rich. Thank you for this. This is a very lovely NICKY believable. And if you have an Nikki believable Senate to Nikki b. This is good as. I had to send you one story. But I got distracted. This is from rich, by the way, I mentioned rich by the time. I remember Email you actually thought of two more so rich stories. Okay. The second story I need to reread because it is so graphic and creepy and weird that I can't even share it. It's about deaths Rouge ships gonna save that for next. Good. Okay. No. I can't even go into it because it's so fucked up, but this one here. It was my head in my hands. And I took all my straighten lift. Float. I'm sorry. It was really funny kind of fading. Right back down. Also semen joke. I can't think of one that's what I would do if I was a hundred percent. I'd make a seaman joke. I have to sift through it. Because I was confused while I was on my quill growing up in New England. This is a different story. I always lived in old houses when I was around fifteen my grandmother moved in with us. We the key. We could keep a closer eye on her and her advancing years. I was always her favorite her being a painter in me being wealthier. Geek, we spent hours together talking about nothing feelings laughing. The whole house was carpeted, and none of us coming around the corner. So we would scare each other all the time grandmother, and I made a high made a signal of high-pitched like a doorbell to let anyone know that we were right around the corner. It was rather funny here in the whole family. We all the way I do that. When you around the hand, the Billy. Graduate. That's a Pillsbury dough. Boy, sorry, not me. Honest mistake when I graduated from high school, the family decided to downsize, and we all moved into my grandmother's seventeen seventy Cape house. I became a commuter student at a local state college in one day. I drove and came into the house, and I looked around for my mother to tell her something important. I heard who from the hall to the right? I haven't heard that in a while since the house did this particular house didn't have any carpeting and the wood floors creaked. But not thinking I went right toward the hallway said mom who from upstairs. Mom must be in the bathroom upstairs. I thought I went upstairs not there. Either mom who downstairs. I went downstairs just in time to see my mom pull up in her car. She had been out doing errands. And I thought well, we'll that's really odd. How could she be who who ain't if she's outside? And I said, wait grandmother, and I heard who minds you my grandmother had been gone for three years. This time. Hope you enjoyed the story. His candy. I love this story because I always wonder if the inside jokes that we carry in our lives, if they if they go with you, and you can still continue those. So you got who from your grandma, and I love that. So if any of you guys die Smick sure to let me know where you on the other side. Well, please let me try at your sigma be well, Nicki, please. I think I think if we say Hello Ross pod. Hey, wait. No. But. CJ you try you try it once just say just say, Hello Russ. Putt. Do you? Did you say that? Hello Ross pod. True. Yeah. Worked I worked actually she's really good. She's healthy. She's not sick. She's on the dash. Don't you get me dumped, don't you laugh is healthy? As can be sounds great doesn't have these worldly cough. Homelike a horse. Who? It's real channeling the just let me know where you guys are. Aside. Please. The story rich. Block block Vicky. The salon just came out. It is fire crack it is called a when I get home. So long launch of the sister of beyond say. Really good came out last night. She this whole Lonzo black pile black planet, which is like black setup for my base back in the day for black folks. There's a whole different team. Or you know, what I mean, do they use any of the same producers or that? I don't. To find out if I was salon. I would be like I would need to be one of two camps. Like, no, I'm not using anyone ever worked with. Home. I'd be like, hey, Beyonce. Can can I use your producer? She definitely didn't even on our first half. And when you listen to it. It's just sounds and use it, and it is it's gorgeous in like getting in your ears. So we lost her album. Not your home is amazing. Mariah Balenciaga's on my show. Can't here this week. And we're talking on the extract raise ten percent drag racing in ninety percent. How it relates to the culture of the people? And it's it's it's a really great the beautiful conversation with Mariah Balenciaga this week. Oh, and I just want to send out love and. Good light energy to our friends out in Russian Reverend gurney real with everything that's going on up there because to see the photos, videos and our friends at our three. Yeah. He posted Roger posted a video just he's like, I'm in tears right now. And it's like lily water to the top of the doors can't brindles up in the county at San Francisco when it's great to game out, basically in the frisky friscos there. And so see go up quite a bit. And we love it there, and they just had had awful flooding. Right. I wish there. Okay. As friscos. There's been a lot of flooding in Guerneville than lots of parts of Guerneville are like an island. You know? So our friscos can't get into. But they're home safe right now. So they are safe. So I just want to give love to our friends. Yeah. So do me a favor when the when the rains dry up, and especially this spring in the summer head up to earn Ville, and as they will be build quickly. They know what they're doing. And they're going to need the tourist money up there. Trust me. The people are incredible. You have a great time are three is a great sort of gate. It's like a pool with a bar burgers during the day spaghettis Italian restaurants, right there, we go. Tall flood. But then there's the rainbow which is a bar. The mean street go up their support GERD Ville, they had awful fires this year up. And now these floods mother nature's angry going on and is going on. Yeah. Now, I've this cold because that's par. That's the same. Thank you. See? Jay quickly got a wrap it up. Just just get tossed. So just a quick, yes. Or mesh? So I'm a huge boy band fan. I don't know that boy bands rain now rank does anything, okay rank? In sync backstreet boy new kids on the block in ninety eight degrees. In town rank those five will determine a lot in my favorite boy band of all time, and San I hang with the fellas. Hang with the fellas boyfriend was that I never see you win them. But it's all good because I'm glad that I met him. Okay. Was good that was a test. And you pass makes me ill. It's the best instinct song ever, it's great. It's great. So my friend Michael's Akio. He's also he has his own Mike love podcast and whatnot. We're thinking about making a boy band podcast to know. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I would need straight talker support in that got to put it on IT all that good stuff. It's in the works right now. We're thinking about it just wanted your approval, I was really excited about it. I'm like should I be excited about absolutely I couldn't be anywhere excited about a podcast harmonization nation. Oh, harm boy band band. Brothers band, boys. I'm working I'm not working. And then yes, straight talker semi your names. Maybe some ideas. So incidence. I in backstreet boys, definitely new kids on the block ninety degrees. Oh town. Wow. You do know Jim battlecruiser being Destiny's Child just little bitty site from China Jiang dreams and Lawler narping. They really don't have much Kim. So impressed. Liquid dreams. So let me can I just I need to wrap this up. But you bring up town I need to do it. So we're gonna go go here. Let me just find Oton. There's the show on ABC called there were different iterations of it. But this was cold making making the being on d- and town was a bunch of like guys put together who made this band, and they had this. It was bad. But they had this one song called liquid dream, which I know joke love on. I'm gonna find it right here whereas liquid here, it is listen to this. You're gonna love it. It's the height of what year is is out. I can even out early thousand one. Thousand one thousand. Yeah. Listen to this. This is called liquid dream. They're putting together their fantasy woman. Right. And that gives them a wet dream good. Okay. Garrity? Listen. Yeah. I actually sent a text is somebody who I'm like, you know, at the side. Yeah. Could icy can I liquid what dreams karaoke? And he was like, yes. So picture this a on? Okay. Back to full health yours. Yes. I love that. I love that epic it. It's honestly sounds like a king is going to listen. Listen, listen. Listen twice words. She comes to love it. Me. No about this pop song. Get ready. Natural food dot extreme. Jay Rodriguez and cheese. So fine. Buys natured, supermodel Buick clean. About a girl Destiny's Child just a little bit of Donald pasta with javon Jackson spa. Janet Jackson smile. Of. My by quick dreams. What is legit? What? You went ice start being peace, please. I would love that. Absolutely. I didn't even banned. Let's do it. Man bands. Older C J D. What do we need a base needs to be the guy who on the bridge, baby? He's already implanted. You'll ready. You'll ready. No. No. Because you're like, the deep voice one. We need you, please. Oh, no boys in the no boys demand. Boys. Do you want to be in our man band? Yes. You said, yes, he said sure he mentioned you to your liquid during audition very quickly. Yeah. Just say just say, look what dream? Yeah. Can it be like a black now? I mean, yes, we'll do everything. Love to you. Okay. Rank. Oh, I like that solid glove too. You do. Awful. Yes, I'm sick over here. This makes me feel politics. Gather on could be the base of this man band voices. So. Have your boy, you can't leave out the boys. You can't leave out ABC you can leave. If the ball you came. New addition. I mean, I love elba's, right? Might be boy ban listens. Very white boy band. So white. Name. Let's be honest because black boy bands come on Micky sale word. It works. Van rural good music, and they're better. They don't have have the label of boy bands, white boy bands. Or like, we all white. We are boys. Mickey. Yeah. On spear with Pena films. Following chemo? Tell them the new so excited. I got my name on Instagram at Nikki Boyer on all platforms. Oh. Fucking twisted. My lamp. Okay. Everyone's all right at Mickey Boyer on also meeting, and I k CJ CJ life C J A Y A Y F E J. Rod is Josh underscore Rico's underscore that exe- faxing Malone. I am. Hello ross. And the program is Hello Russ. Awed. And in many ways, he's up. And in many ways dip into fuck. Sorry. What's out? Thank you so much for coming here. And letting me infect you with it. A leave you with Jay rod singing the rest of liquid dreams J rods. Take it away. A model? Job. Style. When. Please. Thank you. Jimmy girl have makes Desi shop just a little touch of Madonna's while south. We chanted Jack Jesse UK. Drains. Down with what? Dreaded track mile. Jennifer. What's rain? But strains of whoever TRL that we? You fun.

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Red Underpants and a Cowboy Hat -EP 322

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:45:53 hr | 5 months ago

Red Underpants and a Cowboy Hat -EP 322

"Oh hi it's me Ross. Okay so we have a brand new episode for You. Trust me you're GONNA love it not to toot our tutor. But but before you listen to it I did WanNa let you know you know we have the kiss kiss club dot com. Well trying to sell you anything right now but I just want to tell you so on the Kiss Kiss Club. It's patriotic six nine a month less than seven people. All you straight talkers. The kiss cut members can watch the video of US. Doing the show right so you could see are faces plus you get a bunch of bonus content from Vaccine Nikki and CJ and sometimes mark but because it's quarantine and you know corona virus. Everyone's stuck at home. Guess what we decided to do this week. We decided to share this week's video with everyone. You're welcome it's just a little taste. So here's what you do to watch. Just go to any of our social media and the link will be there. I think we're at Hello Ross. Pot any of our social media the link will be there okay. Twitter instagram or facebook. And then there's going to be the video there you can watch it and when you click on it. It's going to ask for a password in the password is all lower case one word the kiss kiss club all right so just go push play and want to ask you the PAT for a password just type in lower case all one word the kiss kiss club. Then if you like you see Go sign up for the kiss cassette kit at the kiss. Kiss CLUB DOT COM. It's six hundred nine a month less than seven and I think it's totally worth it or don't really but it's fun anyway but now you can also listen to the episode as normal so I present the episode. But listen to it and then watch if you want. I'm rambling now okay. Here's the episode. It's called red underpants and a cowboy hat all right so I have to say it's good to see you guys I bel- I look at you and I own my God. Look at look at the real. I hear your voice. Let me hear your voice making them here it gone. Cj Let me hear it stupid. Let me hear it too much. Yeah listen Last week I didn't tell anybody where I was. I really felt like I was in a bunker. You know what I mean like. Disclose location near where Because I didn't want to deal with people's opinions about My life choices but I You know what are you GonNa do? Because it's a pandemic whatever but I had to get I was out in California where you all are and I had to get up to Washington. You know when you know families the most important thing in the world absolutely and so I got myself in that convertible the that malone hate so much crystal. Yeah and it's he want me to buy minivan but I didn't and I got not convertible and that's why I bought it just so you know so. They had knew I had to drive so I would. You know there's things we only we shared just about everything in this podcast. But sometimes there's Times on have to close the curtain down. Rapper towel around my body. My nipples don't show emotional now own so my my emotional nipples are now. I'm airing amount of time. Do with them. What you wait what you choose that I had to so I then I got in a car and I was here. I was up in Washington last week. But I didn't tell you the audience but you all new and you kept secret. We didn't say I wasn't in Washington we just did it say where I was held Yeah we'll it wasn't a secret it's just common sense and I know but I feel I feel better when we're not when we're not a. I feel like a fraud right so I would like oh so Anyway like what happened. What happened is that I get lots of messages. You know 'cause I've been cooking every day and my kitchen on instagram and really share a lot. Because I've been in quarantine alone so like my only connection to the outside world has been my instagram stories. And so once. I wasn't sharing that because I was trying to keep it all secret. People were like are you okay. What's wrong and then it was like I sent you a message and you what's wrong and you never said anything. You didn't respond and then it was like what's wrong. Where are you what happened to you or you? Okay Ross are you. We're talking hundreds of messages and I appreciate the love by do I was like but I just felt like I couldn't tell people so I did get in the convertible crystal and I drove eighteen hours. Now how I was basically wrapped in bubble wrap. I got every time I got into the car. Gloves mask. Everything full but I would. I felt like every day every time I got out of the Car to go pee. I felt like I was going to one of those car. Washes where the bristles you scrub scrub myself. When I got that all very very seriously I had Nikki in my ear. You know what's the best way to do this? Quarantine Nazi in a good way. And so you and so I make and so I drove up here. Eighteen hours with this choice that I can. I had first of all what I love is that I've become this voice not only in my life but on the podcast I'm like shaming people and scaring them I actually think that it's it's really good to set firm rules and then you decide which ones you get to break and when you did to break them but if you don't set the firm rules than you don't ever have them. This is essential this to go see family. This is vital. This is Morton so I say those are the moments that we break the rules. If you're doing that every Thursday and Friday and Saturday then you're part of the problem but look at you how I love you. I love you too and so I am up here and Anyway so now. The army's now you know everything all right so tonight everything question in. Crystal Kant in your convertible. You would the hallway with the top down down holy all eighteen hours CJ. I felt like I felt like Thelma and Louise where you were. You ever afraid of the murder. Hornets coming in young hijack his last one. Yeah I did think about that but I never once had a by. The front of the car caught a lot of bugs. Though I do have to say I wonder if any of them were murder Hornets but I even when I did hear. Did anyone see you like? Oh that's Ross Matthew so I got some messages. See you pull out of the drive through or your seriously. I didn't confirm or deny but I did. I did read them. That's really cute. Actually how oh. That's the other thing man. Thank you just eat fast food? So I've been trying to make the you know the healthiest choice. It's anyone knows any healthy fast food choices for me like today I got I got a the Avocado Chicken Salad. From Wendy's. If you haven't done it God bless you can find some options at winter guard. Against what else did identify Baked Potato? The jive sour cream baked potato but a little sour cream on it talk about delicious was Baked Potato. Felt like a settler baked potato. Oh my God it was so good I just ate like half of it because I couldn't but oh my God. I locked up a baked potato that Christmas skin. Yeah Tater tots mother. So it makes sense that I would love. Make them because they just have little talks okay. So here's the deal so much to get you to. Oh this is the. Oh Jesus. Wow I had a let me tell you something. I've been sitting with the guilt of not telling you all where I was last week. Since last week I had to get off my chest. Sanjay do I have. Are you like the father that I confess to you? How marriage should I do? Not because we don't hello no matter what the hell okay. Can You? Please give me that thing that thing I need to do. Can you give us that? Intra we love so much begging. Oh Shit hold on. I have to share Mike. I DID HAVE TO PLAY HOLD ON SHARE. Computer sound buyer. How's this ready three two? Can you hear that now? But my screen says it's sharing share screen clear tonight. We'll have to get this to work. You can't hear that I mean the background mother. Fuck isn't it okay? Hold on share. I'm GonNa do it again. Share see I did have it. All set up. Share their share. He's the gay best friend you wish you had. No you need money now. Here is Ross Matthews. Shows the sleep to me and certain let's do a quick reach around who we have here the program. We already know when talked to him. That prayer was an hour and a half long. So Hi everybody. The ARC lining us from across the world here straight. Talk Satellite for everyone listening. Hi everybody job up and I feel really shit but I'm so happy to be here and it's good to be with family and keep it releasing you know what I'm saying. That is the really good to see everybody Yeah it was kind of weird to see people that I have to say when what he actually physically see them. You're like WHOA. I saw people in the. I've been cooks. I was completely alone for eight weeks and so when I saw people I always like looking at him watching what they're doing they they'd be eating and be like look at them. E. Y. Yeah so it's going to be weird when we eventually get out of it in two thousand thirty. Yeah well I think big brother were prepared you for it training. This this is is a lot easier than big brother though because big brother was you were alone and you were. You had no outside right so there's like I'm watching movie and my that's a big brother. Did Big Brother Micro Nikki. Sorry but it. Microwaves your brain and like you because you had nothing else to do but go inward right. You can watch anything to escape. He couldn't listen to anything to escape. This like I'm escaping. Are we got lots going on today? Let's talk how much to talk about? I'll tell you For starters coming up I asked you all to send in a questions. I it's been a while to reach even to our sack when you have a stuffed otter boxes if you will so we're going to check your mailbox so many people have questions for us. They wanted out things. They're going to have a free. Ricardo show asked me some questions answers and then there's also an old school producer trick when you have nothing fucking to talk about you reach out to other people to ask you question. That's that's why we'll one. I like together with you. Guys my friends but as a broadcaster. That's why I love having people around because you guys asked me questions and they spark so many ideas you know. Yeah but we also people were going to be checking into. Oh Shit in with I can let me tell you what I need to figure out here. Can you nice speaker this out now because we're not doing all this on my computer and now if you're watching it's on the kiss kiss club dot com. There's video so I have to handle all that shit as well. There's GonNa be away and as we go forward because La just said what three more months according Mar Fuck. I'm moment of Jesus. Someone's touched me. Somebody's just thinking about that today. By by what about getting a massage? I'm so I'm getting really annoyed by that. I want to be touched. And there's somebody coming into the program right now. Please welcome everybody please. Welcome mark is program because look at everybody. This is what I want to talk about. I should have warned you. Mark shaved his beard gasp. You heard from Nicky's face pop mark. There's so much talk to mark about. So he had to do a update please. Welcome beardless markets beard. Carcar market is eleven. Maybe eleven and a half inch shave your your beard but your hair is still long. What gay I I. Let's do Rio Group. Reactions to mark beardless a fantasy. I like the beard better. Kate now what does he look good to know? But what does he look like without it just looks? I actually think he looks older without it. Understood Nikki Nikki. What are you what are your first reacted workday? Which I like a beard the way a beard looks but I liked the way a clean face feels so I imagine that marks getting more play right. Now I'm GonNa Guess Looks Good. We'll go into that. You like C. J. What what do you think of? A beardless mark. And we'll post a picture of a beardless mark on On Hello Ross pod a CJ like no homo but look fucking hot like rains on your face and the way to hear like the front of it like you look like if we were on tour and we stopped and like Louisville Ross on a nap and I just randomly went to a bar in Louisville mice which is go home with them. You look like Kinda. I love it at one night. Stand you the really hot and I love the frames on that face by you. Look Younger to Louisville slugger hot mark. We are locked way too long idea anything I think. Jay Has Corona one of the symptoms is clocked up things. Well I'll tell you this Yes J. lost his sense of taste girls no fence mark but when I first saw you do look different. I find your and I know it's just a beard and you'll grow back and you're you're an attractive man and we all can deal with that sad fact but people. I'll tell you this I don't like how you look. I'll be honest with you. I don't either. No no no I. I am a Jew by the way stories action said I look like a little basically the story behind it. I was letting it grow out and I was letting it grow up for the corona thing as I said the last year and it just got so coffee I took some pictures that I can send host. It just looked like it made my face to round and and it was itching and I was just like I'm done with this so I was Gonna just trim it down but they s and I was. GonNa ask why not do that option because I think that's a beautiful option just to and I don't think I could hear but my mic was going in and out just a little bit a little crackly. So have you heard that I apologize but mark? Why not just trim your beard disco? Sh so Wednesday was dying in is Thirteen th anniversary over. We're GONNA get to that. Don't give away two materials. I'd like to peel that onion myself but I need to tell you this my so remember when the listeners picked that weird beard that I had to grow from over member that came down and then around my mouth. It was like mutton chops attached to a mustache. Yeah very like westworld kind of look. We'll anyways Diana really likes that. Look it it gets her somewhere special. So it's actually. She likes sexually she. Just there's something about it that she likes it's no I think it's you know there's probably fantasies and whatever you know it's so not my personality that that beer because it's like it looks like a tough guy a mean guy but so. I decided for our anniversary. I would trim it like that so I left it all bushy and everything. I've fixed that to please those on on our social media. Hello Ross pod. We can do that. So then Lash to yesterday. We had a keep it like that. I just for two days then yesterday as you know we had a zoom meeting pitch meeting and I was not going to go on zoom with that so the only option about point was to just take everything and now. What is Diana like about your Batman face because it really does like about man signal you because of large bat signal or something on his face where it's a mutton chops into a moustache. I don't know how would you describe that? I think it's just it's it's fun it's probably like I said a little fantasy you know. What is she like about it? She just likes the rugged look of it she likes the rugged look okay and so now does she. Does it turned on her. And does she get her turned on sexually? Yes okay and so for your anniversary. How many years were you celebrating? Thirteen thirteen years together. Congratulations lucky thirteen. So I imagine that you ask because the was born so we like thirteen great good so I'm thirteen year anniversary and I imagine you had you had sex so you wanted to have that beard for her to try now. When did you tell her you're GonNa do it or did you surprise her with that? Beard asked me to do it. She asked you to do. That's wonderful. Isn't that very lear yeah. Cj Do you like that sort of like you do that beer for me. Yeah baby that's Kinda hot right now. Do you agree all right? And how many times in the two days that you had that beard mark? Did you have sex with Diana twice on Wednesday and one on Tuesday so three times? That's a lot of sex. That's three times more sex than I've had all corn anyway without for second so Thank you thank you offer that your group cy for sex life Okay and was the sex good mark. Oh really good. I haven't thought about it. I ask so basically Wednesday. I'll just go so what we did on Wednesday is we. We both finished up work about two thirty or so. And then I We had the nanny took a kid now the house over to her house. 'cause that hot thing they've been talking about they're all sequestered were all suppressor. She's been coming the whole time so if to take the kids over there so she took them over there Until seven PM for us. So that gave you five hours of Fuckin- well yeah five hours to for opportunity. Yes but anyways How did you spend this five hours? How did you start anyone interested in this? On the way home I picked up Chocolate covered strawberries from edible rains for her. And you good bottles of Champagne from Bev mo the movement and then a food from CPI K. Oh what would you get them see? Pk One that you know you're GonNa have hours a fucking what food you order. Cj What do you think they ordered what would be good something good to order from a CPA for love making say that again. Peter for love making really. That's that's a bold choice. I would say I would say like Barbecue Chicken Salads. Smart because appetizers we've got some spinach cauliflower the streak corn and scoop and we just picked it a few appetite when I got home and then had champagne and when did you start with but appetizer. Did you start with? No one wants to hear but me. Diana's star with the soup and I started the cauliflower. Su are in. It's an interesting choice to start with soup. It's like a sec soup. You know what I mean. You're like I want to have a little nourishment emmy but I wanted to be blended and brought the okay so you a little cauliflower. Did you feed her chocolate covered strawberry? How did she herself yet? Keeping you one and do we don't we we. We're we're we`re. We don't do that as playful. Like little kisses going on We were we were. We were just talking. We're watching some TV we. We both took shower were. Were you watching some Sitcom? I think less this match funny show. Then you take a shower and do do. Washington differently for priests precept shower in Washington normal shower. No I self well. Thanks Nicki was appalled with that question. Fags he nodded and I think. Cj is on his phone. So why don't you buy? I'M GONNA Open. I think I think I'm performing a riveting interview here. I am conducting but You all look bored and slightly angry. I think the audience to sleep sex music. Oh this isn't this massage music. Wow Nikki go. You have a question. No you don't want to know. What kind of sex does it? You're not going to tell you that. Either I talked to Diane what I could share limitations curiosity I. I'll tell you everything that I can tell you. Tell me what she told me. You could tell me what what did she say. You couldn't tell me I'm not gonNa tell me the parameters. She gave you details about the sense that you cannot share. I I am not sharing details about the okay. I'll ask you this. You have had sex in your caused play outfits before I can tell you this and so yes on a nice like sexy lingerie that I got her. I put on some unprejudiced. She likes and talk to me about the underpants. That and you say underpants talk to me about the underpants that she likes now. It's not the skin marquette right just wanted to thinks my butler students. What kind are they? I don't even know it. Just adver while you're on red and they lift your cheeks up a little bit south. Cj Back I got back. We're GONNA ruin. It gets very hot in our room I can. It does Oh yeah and faces West so the afternoon is very hot of there. We had the window open. Oh get a cross breeze through. Yeah now Flash Lawrence through all the stuff I cannot. Now you're this point but loud near the end it was extremely loud and we totally forgot the windows open and other greed that they probably just thought we were having another fight really so she louder than you very loud. Yes wow anyone turned on. No I think they're all fell asleep during massage. Stop now okay well. Cj Not interesting to you know. Okay you guys. I literally riveted by. I WANNA know every I WANNA do a deep dive into your brain tick me when lie. Why okay before we started the podcast. Tommy came over and gave me a kiss on the cheek in you. I that is not okay I not I said I don't care what you do in your bedroom. She's don't rub it in my face right mark to rub him and Diana and your face. Well you know I find Mark Fascinating. I whenever we're together study him just because I think his behavior is so inhuman and the way that he works I find just fascinating and so when I saw the the beard shaved. I normally and I hate to know marks on schedule this well but I do. It's like Marcus periods on my calendar shaves his face. It's usually because a comic cons coming up in his. His costume requires him not to have a beard. Am I right mark? That is one hundred percent correct so then I go but there's no comic con because quarantine must be a sex thing so then I ask why the baby says anniversary this tells me earlier today we zoom meeting and I go. Oh I bet there was Shave I knew I knew deep down that there would have been a shave. Approach a progressive shave for Diana's benefit. I knew without even asking mark are. You didn't tell me that earlier did you? You didn't tell me that I've not But I knew it and let everything with my red shorts. I had a cowboy hat too well so he mark now see. This is what I'm talking now though. Now I'm back in contention a little six. Schickel Diana's. They're eating strawberries. She just has a full belly full of soup right mark. Knock your delayed been the Mark Scott Cauliflower breath right okay. He shaved mutton shops and a mustache. And he's wearing his red underwear in a cowboy hat. Diana scream and with the windows. Open the whole neighborhood to hear. You're telling me that's not advocating usually the shit. I get what I'm saying next American. A plane where. There's no one to talk to six hours. I just want to tell him that you're telling me that's an interesting J. Are you telling me? That's not interesting facts. Are you telling me that's interesting no? I don't think that's interesting. But I did perk up with the cowboy hat and the wrong hands and I am intrigued by Saxwood their comecon outfits on that is intriguing but this this whole thing is not i. I can tell you what I can tell you is we just we. There were no holds barred and we just had a really good. Does that mean what I think it means? I don't know he thinks what you beads. I say what what do you think it means on three one two three eight. Let's say no I was not that was not on the table understood for your her. So where'd you get the cowboy hat? I've had it for a long time. And have you used the cowboy in sex play before? Oh Yeah Yeah I even have a some friends of ours gave us. I have a holster that like that. I can put a sex toy in now. It's getting good. I mark quickly whereas the cowboy hat right now and the holster. Can we see it on the kids clean? And you wear the hat hat on. You know what I can't right now but I will get a fixture all senator you guys. You know. I'll I might even have a picture already. We'll sit in silence get it. We'll see literally say without talking until you please. Yeah I don't know where the holsters right now. Just the cowboy hat will too don't you. Why would you doubt me? Why have any of you doubt me? I'm sorry I'm sorry I doubted you and then it got better right when I wanted to pull out and stop lying. Get Out of here got interesting interesting. Cj You know it did not sexy. It's not sexy. It's not sexy. It's interesting we're getting there now with the cowboy hat. Don't you WanNa know what how they don't end the conversation of Markle? You Shave your beard like over here on put on the red underwear like that is not. I thought Cowboys Judy. Darling come on get happy in America. Works for Okay Mark. That is okay I need to. I need to start great. They're put it back on. I got cowboy music ready and everything that is not a you look like a private. Dick with the hat is let me see if I have some blacks Dora black door. That's not account so you were that Black Fedora and red underwear that lift your cheeks and mutton chops and that's what gets Cana screaming so loud that the neighbors here somewhere near it looks more cowboys witness stupid. Well we don't have time to sit and wait for you to find that picture because I I mean I don't know who more disappointed us with the Kabul had Diana after sex with FOLLOWUPS UNDERSTOOD. All right mark will thank you. You're welcome as always. That was great. Really thank you so much mark and will never talk about this again. It's one of the things as a family. You need to ignite curious if the listeners thought that this was a If they agree with you if they agree with the rest of encouraged that the let's make mark cowboy songs. You know what I mean about Salah Mark. Thank you so much. Thank you dear eight. Very Welcome de trying. I'm GonNa send you a pick. You'll see what I'm talking. Okay all right thank you. Mar. I thanks for coming. You're welcome by the sentence. Diana never said bye bye. Okay you guys when we come back you stuff my box and we're going to read all those. I stand by the interview. I do and I don't care what anybody says and you know what the best thing about this show is that I I can just have that interview anytime. I wanted to tell me not tell me. Yeah but Johnny Honesty when you guys listen to this episode or you can interview yes absolutely. Cj You already know my answer out of control executed all normal in your support for straight talk comes from our friends at rocket mortgage by quicken loans home. 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Talk and take the first step towards the home of your dreams rocket mortgage by quicken loans push-button get mortgage now back to straight talk with Ross Mathews Ram then I I got a call during the commercial break and this is huge. I just WanNa Pulitzer Prize for the interview. I know if I where am I GONNA put anyway? Thank you when I'm ready to be done with something. And I think you just have landed on a giant pile. Pu then it takes a turn all the time for that. What's great about this show is that we can do little things and sometimes they don't work until we never do again. I remember one time we did a stupid segment called stuff my box where I asked you. I'll send me things I never did it questions. Everyone is time. Play stuff. My box box box style can just got just got. GotTa step my box. You're just GONNA stop my locks and this is where we we asked you to us some questions things you want to know to ask me some questions. Get some answers. Talk to me and You guys did and we like to call it stuff my box the only time we've done this. I'm PA POX You understand why we call it. Set my box because it's almost like a comment box in your stuffing comment box. Alright to send some questions and okay so you did and I have some of those. Some of them are email. Some of them. Whatever you know we got all sorts of things for the group again. So for example. Let's just start with Audio one or just a question. What do you want a student audio? Okay sounds good. Let's do Let's do this when oh how about this. Here's a question from cookie. Fonte the Great Cook. Y'All a fundraiser. Programme cooking. Everyone it's cookie. I follow tweet on. Ross pod Butch Ricky. You're asking for questions and so I figured I'd send in mind. My question is for Ross. Have you ever considered cancelling the podcast? And if so why and also of so? What made you decide to cancel it? I hope it never gets canceled because I lived the podcasts that I wanna hear it forever but I'm just curious so I hope I can talk to you. I soon kiss kiss when I kissed you. Cook your the question. Isn't this fun stuff and get questions so I I did at one point I thought Oh my God I think it's like one was flaxseeds. Remember where it was like do I want to do? Is it too mu- too busy but what was going on? It was around the two hundred two hundred show. I think right. Yeah and something we. I think there was some complaining online going on and it just got you donate mean wasn't that isn't that true hoops. I don't know yeah but I don't think I really was there. I just like Do we want any more busy this that but I don't think I'll stop? What do you guys think? Do you think we'll ever stop. I kind of look forward to this like it's my staple. I don't know how the fans feel that way. The Straight Tucker's go that way but we also feel that way so I I think a little break here and there like taking a week off. That's one thing but to stop it. I can't even imagine doing enough be weird. Cj. If we starve of US left you know people have left before but like now you know we people like the original coast okay. It was original for like six months and then like you guys. The four of us have been together now for how long four years three. Jay How long you and me because Nikki was on before. Cj and then fags. He came on J. Have you been on for four years just about yeah? Are you joking? Yeah Long Time as three or four four years I think and Mickey that means you've been on like four and a half years I was. I would have guessed like a year and a half two years. We've been doing this. It's been five years five and a half years probably now and fantasy. You've been on three. Yeah I was just thinking about this three years something. You're now I I I want to keep doing it until you're really old. Joan boat too late another email myself up on that one. All Right Cheryl rights. Thanks for making me laugh and having something to look forward to a big fan from even the talkie blog days one hundred years ago when I did the NBC blog I love a good story. I'd like to know how you all met. Ross and how the friendship develops now. We've told these stories individually but would you guys mind sort of doing a brief synopsis of how you and I met Cher. I remember what year it was but I did post a picture on the facebook. All three was it doesn't three I was working and attending the golden globals Golden Globes. My Ex husband. Who was nominated and I was working backstage as well doing Stuff and office right. He's on the office and we saw the photo that I posted is with me. You I have my leg wrapped around you after like twenty minutes of meeting you and then I believe there are three or four cast members from the office and that was the moment that I met you wrap my leg around you and said we're going to be friends Yeah and I called for security but it was really locks and yeah anyway. It's all these years later. We are If people don't know how did you and I mean well I had become friends with Jillian barberie and then good day. La which is a local news Show here they did a profile on my art and Gillian remember her style. File on good. La Yeah Jillian wisdom meteorologist a and she would go back on the year she would always start talking about fancy malone on air on the show and this crazy the the morning news like seven. Thirty am Jillian. It'd be reading a magazine and be like Oh is off taxi malone last night and I remember being like she just say couldn't Sadie called me malone or Mr Axis in a bad mood bags you know. She'd always talked about me. And then I think Ross you started following me and then I started following you on twitter and then I ask you to be on my podcast under the bus with bags and you said you would be on it of course and then. I met you backstage at Hollywood today. Live uh-huh and that's how we became friends and then I don't know I called him to the show. You started watching the live shows and calling in and sending in kissing tells about a guy with no butthole or today ix and then that was fascinating and then I asked you to come in and you never left never. I remember walking into after Brazil. Which is really hard and feeling like. I was home. This is this is my tribe. This is where I belong. Yeah I love and C. J. Reminded people if they've some people that don't listen to every single second of every episode. Some people would even fast forward to that interview with Mark We met. Springs and it was two thousand and sixteen. Oh my God. For years like February that we met in Palm Springs so it has been for years like right after modernism weeks. I was always going to palm springs all the time and then saw you in a bar that I went to your snap me. That Pussy talked about that song. I loved that I listened to the song and then I was like your show to white. I said bring to black as you. I said are you because he goes. This is my boyfriend. I you're a homo. Then he's to the bring your black ass on. And then he was on the next week and then he never left. I remember the moment I met you. C. J. SUFFER. Sure you were straight. When was mere? Cj whenever you he brought food member he bought soul food over. And I wanted to block up the show you said we called the PAPPA for the first like three episodes pepper because C. J. didn't I didn't he wasn't a public person so it was like do. I want to be on a show you know. And that's a weird transition to make like share my life. Can I do it anonymously or can I do it as a person as myself? Yeah and then I think so. We started with that and then there was a moment where you you told me no. I don't WanNa go by that. And what was out and I think because also twelve just working in industry at the time but never said anything I was just like I just love the show. It's so stupid. People are knowing pep. I was like okay. Yeah you don't want to be known as pepper long. Big Brown logjam member Brown. But Ross. I have to say I mean. It's pretty amazing that you had put us together. I think this is a good blend of friends. Yeah and I listened back to episodes during quarantine and we all just click. And we'd just go and I don't know it. That was thought out on your end. Like if you thought you mean you didn't know me that well task me on the show like Cj. So I think it's pretty amazing. Do you just feel something like it'd be five. Yeah it's like when you think when you cook you know you I'd like taste as I go. That tastes that's that seems to be right to me. It was like I knew I wanted Nikki to be on here. Because she's like almost like Howard is robin like a newswoman. Then you find out that robin sort of just as nuts as everybody else. Is that Nikki? Kind of a voice of reason and then she has her fucking looney toon neatness tour as well sorry. Microwaves anyway and then I want I love cj because CJ brings a point of view that I would never bring to this show. I mean talk about a from your life lessons your your backgrounds being black being a black gay man in America from being You know Having a voice extra sounds like a man and so I thought would not so fascinating to have that point of view and then fancy is like a Unicorn right so right and so I thought what would that be like if like we sort of fence that Unicorn in and then let him out sometimes and that and I thought those checked all those boxes remember mark was on the program a lot and then one of the best things that ever happened is that I stopped having him on so much taught they. They started be. I hated that I was yelling at him. He was so on my nerves and so in the way that I just thought. Wouldn't it be fine to just have them sprinkled in and I think that that that is good? It's like when you have dessert. You know I rarely have dessert but when I do. I'm like Oh God. I wish you didn't have Mar- ours. Ready shows didn't even plan that joke they can. I tell you. I just glanced at my phone and Mark Sent Olive Group Texas. It looks more cowboy issue with the beard. And he's sending incessantly sending pictures of himself. It's actually quite okay all right. Well let's go back to Let's do another audio one here. We go this is This is Amanda Hi friends. This is Amanda. I have been a listener since cold chicken fingers and I love you guys so much. I have a fun question for you that I thought you might like to talk about. What is your favorite outfit? You've ever worn in your life. Have a great day. Kiss Kiss to you not I mean. I've never thought about that. Why don't we go around We'll start with ladies first? Cj I would have to say my prom for my my high school prom. It was the first time I had like a suit. Like fat and tells on the suit and it was the evening I one prom king so it all came together and I dressed unlike I've ever addressed before my life and I just felt classy enrich really. I love that class. The ENRICH PROM. King is a big deal. Yeah what did you feel when you I'm king? I was shocked. Shit because I was like. Oh No. It's the captain of the football team. Basketball team and bud from the cosby show was one of the nominees dion cosby. I remember back where we were before. We all have to walk out the court. He was like let me get ready to go. Get my crown. I was like you got it Bro. Because I'm not GonNa vote for you and I said all the way in the back and they just ran up And what about you Nikki? What's your favorite forever. You know it's GonNa it's funny it. It's the outlet that I wore in the photo with you the night we met so that Golden Globes dress. I wore what I loved about. It was really it was like an olive green Chiffon. It showed my shift like Chiffon. Is that a word Showed my boobs and it was really tired. I think honestly it is a word and I think it's from the Gwen. Stefani Line Urano at a big. Oh booty was like covered up and it was area and flowing into that dress was actually today. One of my favorite Golden Globe or one of my favorite red carpet dresses. What about you long? Well I used to be a tour guide on Double Decker bus here in Hollywood in the eighties and I would wear these bright orange bell-bottoms and florescent blouse and a wig and platform shoes. That was my favor and you just you would. You would wear that all the time all the time on the tour. I would give anything to get on a double decker bus and have you the tour guide Mickey. It was so insane because it was called the Hollywood fantasy tour so I would say fantasy part of the tour and then I would make look. There's Wilson tell us. Oh Look Britney spears. But they really weren't there and then the whole bus when you look at lower at the stop sign. Stop Lights would lower the Mike. Down into cars people's Sky Sky Roofs and room and let them talk to Mike. Jerry it was so good and D- everybody has going down highland the Hollywood bowl a duck because the trees to kill that. Maybe there was like a duck in front yard. My favorite was I think the outcry were to the emmys this past year. It was like the white jacket and I had it made with all the little dingle dangles the WHO gold and it was just a fun fun. Time to like an express myself. You know like I was doing my and just myself. You know my styling again. It was it was fine. I love that jacket office. We S. Oh here's a question from a Lib. Hi everyone so recently just before quarantine. I've been going through. Multiple life changes including dropping out of university and starting to pilot school. I wasn't art school now. I'm going for pilot school. Total one eighty but anyways during these times especially in quarantine. I've been having a lot of dreams and a lot of my dreams I feel stuck and I forget how to walk sometimes and that's and I've looked it up and it's because I feel trapped in my life where I'm can't move forward and that's due to quarantine. Many of us do so. I was pretty much just wondering do you guys have any crazy dreams or have had any reoccurring dreams because I know that sometimes those can get pre- crazy so yeah love from Toronto. Well thank you so much love from Toronto. Thank yours they say in Canada. Thank you Nikki. Do you have any reoccurring dreams? I know reoccurring dreams but I am having. It's interesting you bring this up because I just thought about it this morning. I wake up around four and then I go back to sleep and I have hard core dreams yet. I'm not going there. I'm really intense dreams between four and like seven but they're the kind of dreams when you wake up. You feel like you really were with that person like you feel them in your body. You know those dreams so Nothing in particular but they've been really intense run four to seven. Am every single day so weird. She's bringing this it's crazy. Wow Yeah your hospital. Prosise medication of vaccine. This comes up in my readings a lot and I think that if you're able to dream it vivid color. I think that you can get people in spirit visiting you. Some people have that gift to be able to dream and get visitations clean. You laughing at osteoporosis. I know reacted me. I know that's funny that she's reacting. Cj's laughing and watching C. J. We like what we do in the when. We're in Pristina Darling. In the room together jail make eye contact. And we'll just start laughing Christina. Tip Time with Kotani is that Nikki. Looks like the youngest of anybody that I've ever met in my life. So that's you know I have to. I have to say to mark will not stop sending crazy literally him to tell him to stop so from mark seven to me now on an individual just individual senate and we have a straight talk group. He's that did he send the same pitcher to route that he sent insane. It's super angles. It's a different angles fees. I'm putting all of these pictures on on. Hello Ross Pot. I because a individually as it's not working in a group yes it is. We're just actually doing the podcast. Get during the show he sending texts so under your manager for long. Have any reoccurring today. I I do feel. I've had the same dreams being stuck but I feel like that's the old you kind of holding back going into something new and you WanNa feel like you. WanNa do something different. It's it's it's a scary feeling because I wake up of exile like heavy exactly that I wake up and I just do something to keep myself busy. But that's you saying that wants to go and live Don't be scared of it. Being a pilot weight off amazing now I think people should aim for the sky. The I I have anyone get that joke. Joe Saggy we got it in daylight so good. I just three to new height so that one kicking off all right all right. I have dream recurring where I am in college and I have like a test and I didn't study for it makes sense. Yeah and then I just getting Zaidi and I was like I'm walking. Do what do I do? And that's my anxiety dream Malone did. You said you didn't finish your dream. Yeah but it's OK. Talarico rain one recurring dream of meat in plane. A plane crashing. God wake up before it hit the ground and it was very vivid. Very clear. Don't complaints for you now. I don't think it's symbolized that I forgot what it meant but they're gone now so on just stood. Well here's let's see. Oh here's some dust and wants to know when you came to Nashville Tennessee on your name. Drought tour. We were out of t shirts tour t shirts. Will you sell them online? I need one. Cj member we were out of them in Nashville Tricia to send some more. We ran out. We were buying them. I wrote on top of that. Rose so tricia sent him to the different cities but national didn't happen so it has namedrop to are my face on the front and the back all the cities then we went to because of the ones that we didn't and then and then the ones that we haven't yet for the quarantine so it's kind of like not correct but I have a lot of them in the garage. Should I sell them? Twenty three of the cities are correct. Is just like those last leg? Well it has Birmingham and New Orleans on him but the but the in the last six or seven which we have to reschedule are on a different date. But I don't think anybody really cares you know. Should I tell them? How should I tell them? How do you do that? Tricia can you figure this? I don't know how to that rose so let me know if you would buy them. I put him on. Would you buy them? I don't know we'll see. I don't know they're just in the garage. What do I do with them? Sell them all right. Here's a question. let's see hope you all surviving? This comes off you treated hope surviving the pandemic okay with everything going on in the world. It's a great time to treat when such a little arrests in yonkers kiss. I remember that I stumbled on an item. A pre quarantine in a crystal shot. That might be able to provide you with some relief. After hearing Ross's experience with mold divide in. Isn't that fascinating mole. Divide you divide across the top of piece of mold divide. I was looking to buy and call my own in Nebraska and Multi Crystal Corning to Andrew continues to my surprise a stumbled upon a bag of Moldova salts it claimed to contain real essence of mole. Divide and I'm wondering if Ross you've ever considered bathing in a motivate. I haven't I have seen this before. Where they grind up motivate and put it in bath salts supposed to put like you put a basalt you know made an now. I don't do that tell you? Why because one time I met somebody who is in sight so much so they gave me a book that I had ordered and I did order so I could read about motivate and this person said to me. I have serious about mold of because I'm wearing today and I wear every single day is the most powerful stone and all the stones tech tights from the Czech Republic fifteen million years ago and asteroid landed on Europe harnesses ability. I hear myself all right. I hear it all right got it and I always on the Nice on nuts by an Sunday told me that Moldova is so old that when you find your peace. Derby's it's because you had that he's in another life has been around for so long chill right. The review feel is because you help that piece at six years old in a different life. Yeah and that's fucked my brain up so so imagine you take a piece of molded fight that somebody had many people had in past lives right and then you what grinded up so you can take a bath I see what you mean. Let fucks over the next generation to say you come back to Earth and you feel incomplete. Maybe because someone grinded up your multi. So they could take aromatherapy bath. I do not support grinding up Moldova. I don't fuck with it is good to take baths with your with your crystals though it just bring multiple ended the bathtub. Yeah I don't know what do you want from me all right? Here's a question from. Oh this is from Charlie. This is Charlie from Milwaukee is questions for fantasy. I love seeing his pictures of when he worked at Disneyland. So I'm curious. What is his best Disneyland Story from working there? Oh that is good thank you. That was good you know. I have so many stories about when I was a dancer at Walt Disneyworld and Disneyland and thinking about doing a podcast about it like a Disney behind the scenes example so sure because I the stories I mean crazy stories but you know certain ones stick out. I got a hand job on space mountain. Oh I had sex fine. The Castle Walt Disneyworld. A laugh forgot who I was as a character. They put us in character costumes because they thought uh dancers had too much free time between the show so they own. That's fill it in the time and put them in care. Costs didn't work because we were like we're dancers you. Don't we out there? I would flirt be Cluedo and flirting with a guy. You get this girl in there. And then it's a gay guy in their flirting with me and we'd start cracking up getting the church giggles inside because we're not. You're not supposed to talk. This is a weird world. Those costumes and let me just say one time it was so we did so many crazy things and they stopped. The Bay stopped. It 'cause to wild but I went out and a little boy handed me an autograph book and I couldn't remember who I was and let the little boy. Nick Kirk and I I just I. He gave me a little. I just am I am. I just put a question mark in the book Rhonda. I'm a Friar Tuck from Robin Hood by adding so there's so many stories but I am. I am trying to get that idea for a podcast going because so many stories so fun. Well this one comes from question comes from Shell and it's for. Cj I C J Ellis wondering how do you stay so calm chill yet also Go Kariobangi come full life like you know. How do you balance out? Both sides see. I'm very social normally. I'm trying to be more calm quiet still at home and at the same time be more lively conquer stage and be more lively perform and follow my passion my dream. And how do you balance that you know? I know loss liberties they say the performance onstage are actually shy in real life but trying to find that balance any advice. I love her. We met we met Shell in an a Dallas Texas Tech Center at the Texan Theater member. Show up at voice I'm an extroverted introvert as those that know me know that twenty. I think we'd Karaoke. It's just my release an hour. Say That's my happy place Is and I liked to do it. It's fun when I'm doing it with my friends but I put anybody anytime that you're in. Go out to carry oak by yourself. It's gotTa have a couple of drinks for for some courage and get up on stage and just do it by yourself in a place. You don't know anybody and getting everybody roundup a really good. I think for me. It's just a release. It's it's a high in my adrenaline gets going. It feels really good. So that's why everywhere we went on tour. I make sure to go somewhere if if if I have the time to just go into Karaoke by myself and meet friends out of it but I still stay in touch with from tour from every different city that I went to. How many times did I go out with? You want say one time was one time actually twice because that one the playboy in Nashville or whatever to because we did tonight. Yeah but it was when she came out and that was an a. New York went on stage. I didn't expect you to. I shouldn't but I do love going out with. Cj That's one thing that we do in Puerto Vallarta a lot that you wouldn't know because and free talks but Nikki knows and so we go to Nikki's radio time. I thought she was rolling on the floor. She was a little fucked up to breach profit. Cookies Karaoke King. Cookies is ninety two got to do all beyond saying the all agree that the only GonNa do all beyond face. Well listen to a lot of you so many will get to more this one. I actually it is fun right. This actually came from You know bisexual the Gina she she leaves me long voicemails met we talked about that before Well we have to send in questions. Here's bisexual gene gene Quite really taken it upon. You'll remember bisexual. The Gina Calls Lucy long rambling. Voicemails right that I listen to all the way through definitely felt the affects. My cow demeanor spent off but There's always good days and Trying to work in. You know that this voicemail is eight minutes and twenty seconds at least once a month once a week once you know. I don't think she wants asked the question. We're going to play it thinking about and I've been really blocking you over on. Yeah so it's been a while. Gm a lot to say so. I things and I really want to join on that. She wants to join. What can you imagine Gina Gina Bisexual? Can you imagine what that'd be like bisexual anything so I need to just you know together Nikki do just say something definitely reach out to her when his anyway. That's what it'd be like her. The thing is I absolutely when you meet Bisexual Virginia mazing presence and then you voicemails from her and they just they just don't on the top side with all quarantine side just nothing. It just doesn't stop listen to them because I pray fascinating but like I can't play an eight minute and twenty voicemail on the show and she just really phenomenal Jimmy. Just pick a time and see what she's talking about picket time code between eight and eight minutes twenty seconds. Cj Let's just give me a time in there and let's see what she's talking about there for thirty six thirty okay. I'M GONNA drag this to six thirty. Okay hold on six thirty. Let's go where things that happened to me? A little bit of mental health is okay. Right Nikki. Give me a talk to seven fifteen seven fifteen to seven fifty seven fifteen. Let's go I also I how long ago was over a month ago but there was a podcast where you guys were talking about. How long your poop should be how you should be giving me a time code. Well I can't go back right. I get anywhere anywhere you want. I don't care so five. Twenty five twenty. Let's get back to five twenty years twenty. I think I've heard just got back but it's a good time that happens without stimulus. Check hitting so hard to get of these things you know see. It was really fun to just decide to do that right now more. 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I really here seeing I'm the anyway Dance again from her or I okay. so Now normally you do a balls deep frying or you do a freaky fags the But I will say you have a brand new segment here right. What Wall. Yeah kind of. Because I don't have all Steve. I don't have anything and I don't we just all questions and then I don't have a free Faouzi. So what what do you in the mood to do? Then well I didn't. I kind of woke up feeling crabby understood so little grabby malone calls me and goes starts complaining about stuffing. I said well you know when I used to live in Tater tot used to in this apartment year probably fifteen sixteen years ago there was. This woman would go on the sit on the front porch by Taos Window and she would smoke and call her a friend and just complain and then Taylor was in emails about what. The friend was complaining about in Hayakawa. Crabbing corner so it always get crabbing corner with colleen an update every day can email crabbing corner and it'd be like calling pissed about this and she would just complain about choice. Facts you want. You do crabbing corner. Will you just get to complain about something? So would you like to hear crabbing corner yes all right for the first time day booing day. Budding here on the straight talk eight quarter. I want your grabbing. I want crabbing crabbing corner fact. You said that theme song I said is the worst thing ever great job. I did that in one take and I. I believe you know it sounds crabby. And that's how it should sound perfect. Yeah terrible now. People love the bad stuff. I'll tell you this people doing the Matthew Chef I meant to talk about. The people videotape themselves during the matthew from last week. And if you don't know I'm not gonNA play now but people people are all right own. It is time for and corner. I want your grabbing chat. Crabbing your crabbing corner. What would scrapping you today? Okay let me preface this by saying my problems here in that what. I'M GONNA complain about or nothing. In comparison to what's going on in the world and people facing this horrible virus is good. I think everybody has a right to complain. And every it's everybody's complaint is valid and I'm always saying this to you Ross. It's okay to be irritated by something. Meyer you because you do go to the positive into gratitude. You really good at that. I'm more wanted to complain to get it out. You know what I mean. I don't WanNa stay there too long. 'cause resentment and each you do you know what? I mean an anger so I liked bent it. You know what I mean. So I've want us. I want to let you know what I'm just woke up so crabby like I'm still in it can you tell are you. Are you looking through our notes? You need second to collect your thoughts. I can play a song. I want here crabbing crab rabbit because you're doing a podcast called the daily smile. Yeah I thought I would. I thought I would do a segment for a second. Ross and I were talking about this because Mary so excited about the daily smile. We have this new show dailies. Nikki so positive and so sweet. Isn't that amazing? So then so then I would probably do the daily frown so give us give us like a taste of what that would be like but you what it is important event yet so nice is because sometimes I'm awful folks that's right so what is bugging you today is what's bugging me today. People not wearing masks when I go out on a walk and they get they come right at me. Not Wearing masks not saying staying six feet of our one to walk in the street. It's so annoying. I'm going to get a megaphone like Nikki. I'm over at that. These people are not taking seriously and I am driving me nuts at the grocery store. It's the worst I'll tell you in Washington state. It's not mandatory to where mass and I go to the grocery store and people are like just free pre Ballin free with your yes frequently with fellow refacing also on really crappy about people facetime facetime for my readings. But I don't I don't like people calling me on facetime just randomly. Oh I see I call him all. The time I'm I wasn't a facetime or entire was seeing somebody who was a face timer and because he was younger it was like twenty seven twenty eight and the first time he faced time he was walking on the street and I go. Why are you facing? If you're walking like you're you're looking forward looking thinking he was like well. That's just what we do and so I was like. Whoa so now I facetime more than I call now. I love facetime but why well because I don't even care if like I'm looking at the ceiling sometimes just like I put it on like when I'm cooking I'll put it on the thing and talk to people like they can just doing my shed and like you can hear each other but like you can look up every once in a while. The I don't know I love these timing. I think it's because I'm young and ham fair. Well it bugged it just crabby at group and talking about mark sending those group tax. I can't stand group. Tatsuo. Just cannot stand them tag. We do group text for the show and I can tolerate that as I love all of you and we get right like jj show at this time. Yes yes yes. It's in-and-out and outright with us. We love that but when these I mean some Group of people that go on and on and I love you so much. They're talking to someone else in your hand they'll tell you what bug me about taxes. Sometimes like you get in tax then like one or two people you don't have their numbers saved rights just like eight nine two seven seven's at a certain point it's too you've gone too far down the road curb text would be like. I'm sorry to nine and they're like texting back a million times. You didn't know which one is one so then like I'm in group tax with some a you and there's the number on there I'll know who number that is i. I Know House late to say that I just did not nuts and then you know what drives me nuts. I was driving up here on this road trip motherfuckers. Who I in the lane right lane on. I go at ten miles above the speed limit was probably wrong but I do. I think you're not GonNa get pulled over seventy to sixty and my right and can I get an amen on that. I think they meant by over five hundred ten over and you're good and you understand so I stick at Ted. Maybe we'll eleven really good. I get into lane but I'm not a slow. Poke get not far left lane and I stay there and I feel like I've earned it at that speed. I can say that lane right got it so I'm good. These mother fuckers come up on my ass so hard core right which and then and then we'll go around me right and then if you find all go to the right and get it but their blinkers on. Then they get mad. And how about this? How about you goose go round? I'm already going. I COME UP ON SOMEONE. Who's going slow? I get over and I pass them and I do. I don't want you to. I don't want to disrupt your day but don't look at me like I'm an asshole. I understand that that would be crazy. Saying I don't want people out my ass. Can we isolate my God? Okay just a couple more Visiting I don't like clanking and noise in the background. When someone's talking to me now he's got my longer Hicks yet the Iphone X. background noise so loud right. Yeah some people don't know that some people don't prepare you for that or like say like excuse me but it's going to be a little out or second it's unwanted out people. This is unbelievable this unacceptable. Thanks I'll go in. I'll have I'll I'll be on the phone with him and I'll set like a newspaper down on the paper on the counter and he'll that racket. I don't know Ross. Incomplete clanking haunted house ball on a chain. I don't know what you're doing now. I've gotten headaches from it. You know I'm studying I'm getting. I'm putting open a soda that no no. It's it's so loud and you don't prepare even Nikki you'll be. It's going to be allowed. I apologize because you're Nikki when you do that to fags. Do you do that to anybody else? Oh It's going to be loud here. No you only do that too. Fancy because you know that eating crazy you cannot treat him like a crazy baby own jacket. You could your baby in a straitjacket. Sometimes you can't you have to treat them like a grown up with pull up pants with a grownup with Pula Pants. I just want to have on the phone. I sit and listen to my friends. You're watching your you're your basis. You're always clinking. Clanking and see how you like it. I was fine with it. I know you were but turned into argument corner. Listen one last one. I went to Popeye's because cj give me a little bit of the Popeye's chicken sandwich member loved. That chicken brought it into Brazil. I loved it too so I get that. I went and got the chicken sandwich and I brought it home and it was beyond horrible. Had gristle in it. The Bun was soaked in lopsided manning's on half the Bun and the chickens thicken growth. Like through the whole thing out like. Why does it look like a picture? You want me like. Why can't ask food? Look like the picture. 'cause WE QUARANTINE AIN'T GONNA time for a particular sandwich and Gal because I got a crap to do now I've been telling you. When did you get this chicken sandwich? Pops that was so subpar the other day yeah. I've been telling him he goes everything goes. I don't know if dinner I can suggestion. I said you have to. He loves a hamburger. I said he doesn't give me. Give me suggestions rescue telling you say you eat what you these are his exact words. Nikki and he said you eat what I tell you to eat. Does that sound like me? It doesn't sound like you. It sounds like you when you orthodoxy. I tell him I suggest that he gets if you ever had the hamburger cj from del Taco no the cheese where it is delicious so he and he likes a good hamburger. And I said you have to try. I've been telling for four months and every time on three weeks. God really senile. No you lost me senile elder elder abuse. It is no right anyway. That's crab quarter and you're out of your Goddamn Mind. You're grabbing talk crabbing call. I want your crabbing corner when I go to power of attorney. I'm playing that for the judge. How many get it? Yeah and I'M GONNA throw a chilly. Sticks chefs these stories out to keep track. Nikki plea what did we name the segment last grabbing corner that one? Can we focus on me like what would you say? What did you say? What was that something like that? Yeah okay anyway. So James M Dally Sent me an email that said when I was younger my family would often say Jesus Mary Joseph Instead of cursing which. I do all the time and he thought that full name was Jesus Marian Joseph on Herranz donated mayor mad which I just thought that was cute of area. Okay so I'm jack sent an email about how last week's I'm segment made him a little judgy and then made him laugh which is pretty much my entire personality Jack Lives in Phoenix. And he said I just minister latest episode and your segment out with the Little Red Corvette a member me Recu man member. I'm sure After I finished rolling my eyes and laughing at everyone mishearing simple lyrics. I was inspired to actually listen to some prints So when I got two Little Red Corvette I was shocked to learn that I have been mishearing the very first line of this song my entire life so I figured let's take a listen to this first line of He'll pigeon guess I should okay so I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car side ways. He for his whole life he heard. I guess. I should have known by the way you pop your collar side way now. I could hear that because I was thinking. What is he saying your car sideways? And they heard pop your collar sideways. Listen should know wave side. Then y'all poppy follower get nothing anyway. I WanNa your but I will accept pop. You're caller. Id. That is that is acceptable or not acceptable. It's no thing is whether I accept that you heard that. And that's I wasn't aware of that part. Yeah Yeah so we accept that I accept that. I don't think you're nuts. So that's okay so Wayne Holtz. Who is this topic We saw McChrystal's and bullshit. Last time he wrote in saying that he thought GaAs lyrics were a little more descriptive than we thought. You know the song poker face return. So let's just go ahead and listen to it and then I'll tell you what Wayne thought and you might be your pants. I'm of phase all right so we know we all know up a poker face. You understand you will never because of Wayne you will never hear this song pup pup pup poker face but fuck her face poker face but but fucker face. Listen I will absolutely he? I absolutely accept. I've never in my time. Wow But T. TJ. Oh my God that made me Laugh Okay. So you know You know the song everybody knows the song. It's an Oldie but Patrick Keller road in the he used to think the song till Tuesday had a different meaning. Okay long till Tuesday. I'm sorry no this song voices carry by the band til Tuesday okay. You don't. Yeah Yeah. Yeah listen a listen. I'll tell you okay okay. So Patrick Color used to think that she was saying this is scary then the next email that I got immediately after this one was matt from New York and he said he used to sing this song. Think this song said pussies scary to people wrote in about this song. One person said this is scary. They thought has pussy scary. Yeah so I thought we listen and see which one we think might be the wrong right. I will lock in on a pussies scary and I certainly do. Hear a pussy scary. See Jiang yes because I've never heard before okay and by the way I don't disagree. I knew you're going to say that all right. Corey spelling Noah relation to Tori from Lafayette. Louisiana said. That when he was in high school his friend Felicia misheard lyrics to the nineties are in be Song. He said he and his friends could not stop laughing. They all worked at the cookie store in the mall and this is how they discovered. Felicia singing the wrong words. So do you guys remember the song? it's called. Nobody knows it but me by the Tony Rich Project. I used to love the song. Do you know it. Yes I know that's GonNa see James. Let's listen to it and then I'll tell you I'll tell you the Minnesota but bad so. Hey that's terrible okay. I love that song. I think I think the lyrics are the nights are lonely and the days are so sad or the nights are long and the deserves okay. The beliefs Shia thought lyrics. Were the nights are long baby? Jesus so sad by FELISA shot to baby. Jesus here nights so long baby. Jesus so sad safe. No no way around and now let them one more time. Let me baby the want baby Jesus to be in it Except that one and I don't care how religious Felicia is but I do don. Wow that is you. Do not disappoint straight talkers when it comes to the misheard lyrics thank you. I still don't know what the name of this segment is. Because I can't remember. But keep them comment senator to. Nikki be at straight talk with Ross Dot com thing you Nikki and I have one I t's last week I forgot to send it to so I'll make sure to reach out to me because I I always hear wrong and I told. Cj about it we were in a car together. Really really did you hear. You'll never hear it ono one of Very Popular Song. It will ruin it all right okay. All right Now Nikki you said you had to be gone in a certain time reach that time. Can you stick around for now? You know what I had cancellation super okay or Jane always good C. J. Bucknell the blackness else. So for today two things one was definitely. I have to cut the music off like that. Because underresourced zoom their limitations. What I can do please take it away once heavy and light but I'm figuring we'll start with heavy one I just want you guys to know this name. Brianna Taylor. If you haven't heard in the news she was an award-winning. Meat and a model citizen. A beloved upstanding member of her family and community She was literally an essential worker and had been working at two hospitals during epidemic Less than a month ago Renegade Division of the Louisville Police Department performed an illegal unannounced drug raid on her not a single neighbor. A resident heard a single officer announced themselves when they literally ran the door and began shooting. Twenty two shots. Slaughtering are not only. Were the police at the wrong house. The man they were looking for who had nothing to do with Riyadh had already been arrested earlier that day and so it's again these moments that are like heavy where you're like. And she was on the front line helping going. What's going on with the epidemic right now so as I said on Instagram. Before it's it's it's important that we put the word out and say that we stand with these injustices like what happened with a model like the video was out like y'all saw the video but I mean you're buying meaning the police department and everything but we saw it and then action was before so hard so I mean this video forever and didn't return with his killing and then once it became public outrage and I think that's what it takes to sort of get the word out especially for her. So there's a site called stand with our DOT COM. You can just go in there and sign a petition if you can do that employees to do it again. This was a somebody that was an essential worker helping on the front line. And this happened. And nobody's done anything yet. So we gotta stand by her And I just wanted to say something really quick. According to two reports they the police like you said didn't announce themselves she was armed. She thought somebody and choose with her fiance or husband thought. Someone's breaking in. So she fired our yeah and they she fired just like anybody would do had at home. Someone's breaking in the house right. And then they killed killed her. I just want to say something here. If somebody came into my house and I had a weapon. You better believe that that you would be getting the shot. Sr it just. And I don't know who these please think they are the support police right that you go to somebody's home without without a warrant without a without saying who you are and then and take somebody's life. Somebody who is a hero is just so heartbreaking. The fact that nothing's been done about it is the word is is disgusting disgusting and they've started a gun go funny for her fiance that That they that they took in. Just be for the same reason that you said. It was an illegal firearm in the home. And the case with the MoD who was just on a run and white man saw him thought he was the somebody who had been breaking into places shining and killed him. Trying to make a citizen's arrest he was just thinking. Why are these men running after me? I'll tell you this someone in that same neighborhood a white man filmed. This and I saw this online ran with TV to that same neighborhood holding a TV. Nothing to him. Nothing so it's the way that again how they see us and I just would hope that as much as we can let we can. People of color can yell and ranch and all that but it's it's our allies that are people of color that does help extend and get the message out as well too so And then I just WanNa unless things Sounding out the graduates of twenty twenty so we have a listener. Casey Mitchel her son Christian graduating from high school after being diagnosed At ten with autism so after going through some personal deep things. He's graduating with his class. And he's the first generation From this family. That is Graduating so I want to give a shout out to him lassie. I want to give Miss Maggie from. Id Her son Jonathan. He's graduating with a three point nine. Gpa He didn't get to play this last year of ball but his amazing mom and her husband couldn't be more proud and they are both straight talkers and they wanted to give love to our vets waiting kids and final final final living loud. We should sat out your. Let's get your Pov on living loud cj? And I were the guest on a podcast. Last night called living loud and the Dick and Maria are both Host and they had both of us on from New York with the accents. This champagne glasses and I loved that we have the best time last night. They are huge fans of straight talk. Show they're obsessed with the boss. They'd love some fags they are invested and I want to give them thank you for bringing that up because they are. They are the epitome of straight talkers. And then they have their own podcast. They're just read in love and they had C. Janai on last night. When is it airing against Friday? Okay so living loud podcast. It makes me so happy. You Guys I love. I absolutely love that we love our listeners and CJ. Thank you for Shedding light on important issues. You know we all do that. You know Mickey sheds light on Lyrics that are miss. Her actually sheds light on. Popeye's chicken sandwiches. Thank you. We all do that so I wanted to. Do you know and I love that. You mentioned the graduates that means either happy but I will tell you this When I was graduating college. I don't want to Brag but remember that vitamin C song called the graduation forever. That song was coming out when I was graduating college. I remember be like this songs. We played at every graduation for the history of time. And I don't think it's ever been played since no. Are you gonNA play all the graduates graduate with their friends and family and all that this year so From us you happy graduation But I do WANNA save quickly before we do that. If you WANNA follow it. Big thanks to mark for being on the show. Thank you mark. Thank probably the buggy and we'll We will post And you can follow us at. Hello Ross pod looking at if you look there if you want to see people doing the Matthew Shuffles. We've listened to in the Matthew Shuffle on their efficiency marks pictures and all all our pictures of our favorite outfits ever worn. Be On there as well. Okay if you follow Nikki. She that Nicky Boje. You're on social media talking out life. Coach Dot Com taught life coach Gene Dot Com. That's get life coaching from her. Also daily smile as a new podcast. When does that begin? Nicole on May Eighteenth Eighteenth. I'm already subscribed iron streetwalkers. Who have already left reviews? I see you I you and if you haven't heard dying for sex yet you better listen to that soon to be award winning podcast. What mark my words people when they do awards podcast? Nick is going to be collecting a row face. 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I think it came out when I graduated college. I think you fucking Music Nikki. Google win friends forever. Graduation from Vitamin C came out Beats Batman. Jokes was still China. Big Obscene go. Mickey what I'm really recall. I'm really confused. It said it came out in two thousand so I west has been okay. I graduated college too so maybe before then anyway but I round then yeah gas. I remember getting high in a car with my friends in college. This song being emotional look wonderful. Jokes will still be funny. Meanwhile I don't really remember Shit. I mean I don't remember yesterday. Cg has to walk behind. You met this person at this. My a meanwhile. I talked to like three people from college right right right. And that's occasionally moment you listen to the song. What did you think your life was going to be like exactly what it is. You know what I think about what I think it's on. I missed the dining hall. That's what it's about college. No it's like it's like your own sizzler. And you never get a bill from regard. You have to watch the video. There's a whole story line going on as a school. She's got the worst haircut you've ever see. I just going yeah. It's like what happens when you don't town your hair factly. Yeah lesser the bridge. I don't have time for the guys. So we gotta say goodbye. I I'm gonNA play the song. People can hear them but feel free to log off all right. I'll have time for this. It's how we built during the market of you guys lean. I want to dedicate this song to Nikki. Boyer on her last episode your contribution ears so think about smile and things that can sheriff's task USA thought this all those the hop will be spanning these standing all those riddle. One Walk Teacher whispers believe she was on your part and then I'll say I'll never forget spent together I don't remember Hollywood holler out doesn't ring a bell.

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Blankety Blank - EP 288

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:18:43 hr | 1 year ago

Blankety Blank - EP 288

"I turn the fan on in here. You know I'm I love our fans. There really and I got no. I got this costco. It's big it blows me. It's black seat thinking. It's a big black fan which C._J.. was before he was a co host anyway. I got this at Costco and I hope it doesn't affect the quality here. Listen everyone just sh- listen to like is he can hear the fan in the room. Turn it off. It'll beep and then see if it makes a difference for the audience. This is this is with it on. I wonder if they can hear that now. I'M GONNA turn off. Hello motherfucker did he can make the sound difference. That's off. We can do the C._J.. Get to talk C._J.. Yeah Ah I think it won't make a difference if we're talking okay because if we're quiet and you can hear it and it sounds like Blake audience reason I bring it up is because this remotes not can you just push the turnpike on the only reason to bring you up is because the truth is I don't give a flying talk about that the quality it is so hot here in L._A.. That I'm GonNa just get those stirrups women when they get pap smears and get stirrups. I'M GONNA GET STIRRUPS installed in my T._v.. Watching Room and put a fan right on yeah right right off the bat. I gotta say Ross gave me some like what is this some lip balm and it's called Pussy send to me and I thought you'd like it wasn't a gift bag. I love the name. Let's just put it anyway. So the point is this is so hot and it's that time of year and you've you've been listening to the podcast of the program you know it you know he get to this year every year when I start complaining about the heat. I don't like it listen. I know I live in Palm Springs. It's not that I don't like the sun you understand. I like when it seventy five on Christmas Day in Palm Springs Right. What I don't like is when it's like one hundred every day in L._A.? One hundred ten every day a imposing. I'd like to wrap the summer up. I've never been a big fan. The only reason I like summer growing up because admit no school right but I'm always a fan of layering. I'm always a fan of a cardigan again and again. You really like seventy seventy five at Christmas cold because that's Christmas is all about no I don't mind I'd like I like in Palm Springs that I get to go in the pool on Christmas Day. Yeah I like that when it comes down yet chimney to tank top I just can't with the heat and I wonder I know I know it's bad on the east coast to feeling for. Everybody has haas everywhere my mom. She's like Oh. It's a scorcher Mount Vernon days. I got to eighty two okay do for for eighty two degrees. So how are you keeping Miriam during cool. Well you know it's been tricky this whole I'm not used to do you have central Air C._J.. In this essential air here mine are these wall units so I'm trying to get a windy in a window when I wanted my bedroom and I have one in the diners. I'm just trying to figure it out and it's hard to figure out what works you gotTa do the Dan's my recommend recommend as the only GonNa kiss kiss to that would be to hyperfocused in one room right. It's very loud in my room so song it's loud. I'm sorry so it's hard for me to sleep with that thing. Only you know yeah so white noise yeah. Why put your plugs in last night now is okay? There's a little bit better yeah. Oh we'll riveting so nicky. Boyer is the cooling. You're C._J.. Darlene Darlene. What are we going? What are we call your place A._J.? Darnold Jake's place darling you have central air but that you have a big place so you keep it all cool what I would do if I was building a home. <hes> and I am by the way this is my announcement starting my own contracting business where I'm going to be building homes. It's called home sweet home and so what I would do is I would. That's not real. I would filthy laugh I would build the audience knows not to look that up that I'm okay what I would do is I would put just I would have to air conditioning one for the house and one for the bedroom 'cause at night. I gotTA keep a cool but I don't WanNa yeah cool my kitchen. Hey C._G.. Clear Kitchen. I don't want Kuma kitchen when I'm sleeping. Yeah I think about it all the time. I haven't thought about that with center central air. That's what you have to do you. It'll be on throughout the whole how close some Vince too so close invents sorta push them air to areas yeah. What do I really think again riveting? Why do I have to do that dance mother nature just chill Sheila bit? I don't know me let me tell you what am I plan is. I've been thinking about it. When I retire like a minute and a half my plant of this I'm going to have to keep hooker darling palm springs right and then I'm GonNa get a place like in either San Francisco Cisco or Seattle where I can spend the summers in mice and cool so my whole life? Is it about seventy two. That's what I would like an air conditioned retirement K.. You know what I mean like a perfectly seventy two degree retirement argument yeah. That's what I want not too much to ask right nosy be in palm springs around Thanksgiving like okay and then get out of there because hey hey Siri Hey Siri. This motherfucker never answered. Hey Siri theory. Hey Siri you fucking. What's the temperature can tell you right now the temperature in San Francisco? Let's wait. What do you think it is? What do you think temperature is in San Francisco? You're saying seventy two J rod. I would say around eighty to eighty to eighty two vaccine. I agree with C._J.. Eighty two this is now turning Mount Vernon right now the temperatures seventy one degrees beautiful in Seattle seventy one degrees in in San Francisco. The temperature right now is a warm fifty nine degrees and a high at sixty three today and let me tell you a mere six hours away. My balls are cooking on the sidewalk sidewalk like a cracked a ball soup. Okay I am making today's jour is ball ball shoe. I bless you just you. That's Liza ordering during ball soup so anyway my whole point is my whole point is. Why can't I have an air conditioner life luck to get you today right? We were also. We're also getting together in the morning which is right. I have coffee as we're doing. Usually we do it with a Penal Greasy Team Street from the gym. Oh who's Jim all right. We have lots to get to do it is a very Nikki is to lots to Co.. He's the gay best friend you wish you had and no you need this top love money now. He is raw smack in the voting Mumbo jumbo. Who Will the program really phenomenal show we have today? Let's do a quick reach around segic mischief hi good morning. He came gliding in good morning. Good Morning Radio Show so brazen. You know what I mean it up. The Roth Matthys Jay go all the way he's looking for doing. During the theme song we can return are Mike Sound so I can say things like I said to him. It's like why don't you take Nikki's might cause Nikki and so he's now Nikki is not here. Nikki is visiting Mama Boyer the Mama Out in St Louis right right Nikki's birthday was the other day had this whole plan of. I was going to actually do a party for because usually we never do fucking anything for his birthday just because I don't know like and so this year is going to do a whole thing and then she had already told me she wouldn't be here but even yesterday was planning what I was going to do and then I always like ocean not going to be here so the one time we were actually GonNa do some day she he decides to show up Jay Rod so she can't complain about anything. No I was we Nikki. We missed you and happy birthday. We'll celebrate in the birthday next year after I was in Fresno all week <hes> phrase yes. I've never been to Fresno. I was your first time even Fresno. What did you think Oh okay? What's hot? Fresno is three hours north of L._A.. Sort of inland England north northeast a little bit you know what I mean so it's like desert hot rope. I was doing a show that I can't talk about if it gets on T._v.. I'll tell you and if it doesn't I'll tell you but I can't now understand pilot. I I love the show was really fun. I got sick though thick did unit hundred in to temperature in one hundred degrees. That's the worst yeah it was bad and I just work through. It just worked at that. I went to urgent care. Yeah you just powered Howard rights. You know what I was thinking about to. What did they do on the prairie before antibiotics right like say you know like I mean so Laura Ingalls in little house in the pair so she's just like going about her business? Just you know <hes> maybe she's working the summer for Doc Brown you know or Reverend Alden Yeah. Maybe maybe Nellie Olsen and her are out too late one time down pump creek and you know what I'm saying I do so the question is what did they do when they got really sick what this is. My question is what do they do when they got sick on the prairie who to call when they got little sick on the prairie and they had to call doc brown. What do you do Brown quick? Come Quick Lorestan exploded something awful. She got a fever. She needs a hill. That will fix it. Doc Brown says I'm sorry Mary Laura is going to have to wait it out right right so fucking Laura Little Laura Ingalls half pint is stock with swollen white tonsils fever chills aches and pains. It's not a damn thing you can give. Her paws point his hair out caroline ma she's baked. I can't tell you how many biscuits just had a worries. She's going to sell them down. <hes> Hero Township Pump Creek Park bring is bringing up Mankato way helps. I can tell you what I think they did anybody. Do you know how much little house I've watched. I know I know her. Those are all actual reminds me when Mr Edwards brought me at ten cup happened sugar stick and read mittens like he had a tweet grownup Tennessee but you watch you anybody who watch the house. The pair is dying laughing right now. You Watch the reruns of it because I up watching it when it would come on T._v.. I also okay let me pause. I read the books growing up. This is a true story. My mom got me all the books at a garage sale and I read every word every book more than once a little house on the prairie loved it. I I loved it and then I would go into the field near my I mean this is like how country Bumpkin I I basically was little Ross on the prairie rank so I would take the little house on the prairie books go in the field across the way read them and then close chapter and think about it and then I'd find four leaf clover clover in the thing in the back of the book I would put the four leaf clover eight in close and they would dry and I would like collect four leaf clover Murray plus. What if your mom's still has those books they are somewhere the little four leaf clover today are can I just back up to what what they did when they got sick and they didn't have you know what they did? They prayed but leeches on them. No they prayed remember. They'd all around the bad why little Mary was sick and sweat and they got in prayer works. Timeframe was this was in the eighteen hundreds when the west where the woods what they did and then Paul had a dream about out west and even though mas family was there and that's all the all the country they knew you decided to move out West and dream the American impossible dream <hes> not for gold but to build a bigger better life on the wild frontier. You'd think you would survive back in those time shorts. Certainly I'm street SM- prairie smart okay. I'm trailer smart. God Okay I. I know I would have been great in the prayer. I would have had a wife. That's true she. I get that portly Gal because I that's my type yeah all right and we would be you know we'd have children. I would have gotten the job done. I certainly certainly one of the outcome on the prairie job of Ben. My job would be the local prairie gossip columnist it'd be called the watering hole and it'd be in the local men canine weekly and you'd be probably obsessed with Nellie and her mom. Oh my God I are the main source say Harriet also has been listening into calls telephone was put in and in headquarters are at Olson's mercantile and you do that that was that was a one on one with Nellie problem. You'd have no Nellie would be my source. She was telling myself you would give it all up Kelly Ed. How would you circulate this news? Though how would I circulate it. I invent printing press for starters. That's how we make my my hundreds and by the way that goes a long way on the prairie. You've heard about millionaires back. Things need to be one hundred year yeah so you would have for the for the Mankato Herald and what I would do is I would have the watering hole should be like you know I'd say things like little spouse on the prairie you know about that'd be see the marriage reports a little spouse on the PRAIRIE UPDATE TURNS OUT NELLIE marrying that Jewish man who came in and huddled failed building diner in town little troll and the prairie angel on the prayer. That's what I 'cause. I would hate somebody I would hate. Hey Mrs beadle because I'd be like she's so kind. Though it's fake dark side door Miss Beetle Talk Shit the second you leave wow would be your first three advertisers my first advertisers. That's a great question of course Olson's mercantile. L. would be <hes> because they want that status thing I think the would mill were pot works would also get in there right I do and then the blind school where Mary he goes with the Hester sue go tell it on the Mon.. Um have any competition whatsoever none none no fucking prairie style killer motherfucker who came after me throw member Billie Joe tried to do the man Kato talking about making this when Billy Joel's are just tried to start another man Kato paper. I took him out back in a shot in the face base fucking prairie bench little dumb bitch on the prairie so you feared you'd be Oh yes I would be. I'd be ruthless ruthless on the prairie church every Sunday of course on my alden succeed front row. That's how they talk C._J.. On the prairie let me tell you you'd have avenue hope on the prairie I don't. I don't think he has the disposition on the prairie. Kindness is currency. You know there's nothing you're not kind but you know you need to stop by just by. There's no texting. It's hard to get a signal in prayer. You have to pop by and check in on folk. I don't see you doing that. Checking in on people do no not in this not. It's not that you don't I mean hello please. We go to Yonder Gay bar on the regular but it's like how do I say this talking to towns people just because you just have to make the rounds. Would you be willing to do that. Would you be willing to get near Buggy. Go Oh down to the Anderson farm and this. I'm talking about a three hour right <hes> k just to pop in <hes> you know bring him. Some eggs got you know Mrs collected too many as long as they wouldn't lynch me. I would would know what's flinching you on the prairie I can see I think you'd be very sweet and I think it'd be very kind and he and his family bring gifts to people. I can get out and do this. He'd be out around weekly point C._J.. On the prairie now listen now VACC- just said a buzz word around prairie folk and this is up and this is a polarizing issue. What did you say way to him? You said Bonnet now that abondoned polarizing issue in the parade just a hole in watering hole. I just did a whole expose on Bonnet. It was called Bonnet and Clyde because because anyway clydes would you wear a bonnet and let's go around one by one. Would you wear on it on the prairie prairie my answer and I I've always been traditional but motherfucking I never did the Youtube Ross. Come on Jay. Writing giving gave me a free membership. I lost it. I don't know how to get ads. I would wear on in Perry fantasy. I would insist that you were born and you know I would wear Bonnet and happily where that Bonnet and enjoy it. Yeah yes certainly would C.. J. Bonnet or non. Nobody Know Bonnet Nj rod what are the advantages and disadvantages of wearing. A Bond I have abundant would keep the sun out of your is also. There's something demure about a bonnet that just sort of says Ya. I live on a prairie yeah. I'm going to say no now my next the question the reason I bring that up on the the reason I bring this up is because telling you this is good. You know I lock into businesses. I knew this podcast would make make us millions bubbly brunch. legit is a business right the next thing I think we should make in yonder market street talk bonnets. Oh would anyone wear them off the shelf. If we did a live show again I would wear when live show what if we what if we did a little straight talk on the prairie live show C._J.. Can we get a brunch in like Montana Wyoming coming straight than we did little prairie and everyone were Bonnets Calico print addresses right on top of it. Who is your favorite Olsen? Let me tell you this Nielsen Alison Grim Right yeah she played Nellie my I love Nielsen and when I was at drag con in L._A.. I looked up in my line and Nellie <unk>. Alison Ingram was in the line to meet to take a picture. I go you never need to wait in line. You get here I mean she is. I asked her if she come on the podcast she said Yes you imagine what does she like. I heard she's a comedian. He's still she did a local show called a prairie bitch <hes> she did not traveling show. I saw it here locally not only it was really funny stories about being on the show but my favorite character of course is without a doubt Mrs Olsen the best yeah no campion being guys so I mean just the iconic iconic. <hes> didn't know how much that would hurt my throat to do that. Don't push them still. He'll yeah I have to shoot a T._v.. Show later today and fortunately it's not little hormone prairie which by the way I'm pitching networks now can you imagine little home on the prairie is about this that would be the gossip columnist who moves into the prairie. Life isn't the eighteen hundreds. It'd be like Oh my awed. He's totally just a home. Oh yeah and I don't think it's a time machine situation. I just think I came from like Minnesota. Yeah the big cities I came from Minnesota but then everyone it gets into me. WHO WOULD I be in the per on the prairie like would reprise homosexual replies actual on the would reprise the role of Harrison Thank you oh no your Ma? You're caroline. I am so not monitor Caroline ingles. I'm not hard to you want I probably want Nellie no no no mood play who would play Nellie then audition auditioned for kneeling C._J.. tweak a great rate. Nellie you think no Seton he has God what was his name. Pause friend with the beard all he was sexy. I thought he was sexy. Mr Edwards yes Mr Mr Edwards Yeah Great. Did you ever watch it. You I know who we're talking about. The audience knows some. Do they have demo out there. That certainly does we should put out on. Hello Ross Pon. We should put out a guide to a little homeowner prairie. Just so people can swipe sort of Mr Edwards is C._J.. We'll split screen. You don't always say what we're going to put the social. I forget that nobody who's I should do that. We should do what we should do follow through C. J. So C._J.'s Mr Edwards ah you're Nelly Nelly thank you. I'm the new star the Little Homo in the Prairie Nikki would be blind Mary. Oh she'd be a good blind mayor where she caroline the mom Oh. That's a hard call Mary Eh she's by Nikki's boy. Mary all blocked off a prairie. J. Rod is Albert Albert member the kid that PA and Ma adopted because they needed someone younger. I forgot about him. Yeah that sounds about right it was they extending. They were all like forty like the kids forty. Yeah it was like middle aged on the prairie actually on the prairie. That's the Middle Ages like Levin. It's not a long life on the anyway didn't talking about that when we come back. I have another business idea. I WanNa put you in involves C._J.. Making it happen and fancy working okay and I think it really legitimately is a great business plan. It's for a idea in palm springs business. I had it in the pool. My shoulders are so burnt by the way really yeah I covered my head and glasses and everything and put sunscreen on your shoulder. I don't know what I was thinking to Swim Shire's a C._J.. So I'm going to pick great gardens conferences so when we do do you know remember when I when we came up with bubbly brench together and then you made it happen I so you've got another brilliant billion dollar idea beautiful. Will I need a Yay or an yes or Mesh. When we come back shoulder? They shouldn't judy. Oh my gosh. 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I don't know but I've written many award-winning theme songs here. I was on a date somebody from from a British who we do right and ah a man and he was like you need to try and he was like Oh. There's this there's this T._v.. Show you heard a blankety blank in the U._k.. Likely by always and it was like no no so he played me an episode of blankety blank. I don't know if it's on anymore. Drag clean hosted it blinking blankety blank <hes> it's her drag queen was named Louis Savage but the thing is the theme song for blankety blank sounds like I wrote it and you have to hear any really has has like I think somebody I think I did write it and then somebody stole it from me so when you hear it see if if they were and maybe either listeners of the program and they were influenced by my work yeah see the see if this is it in fact ladies and Gentlemen Yeah Yeah Okay. Do you think these just listen to the words one more time. I think it's the subtlety in the lyrics that really will tip off that they've been listening or stealing. He's like you can hear an artist issue. No it was written. I feel like right lyrical genius genius. Yes yes yes. Yes yes all right. Here's blanketed link. Listen just warmer times. You can pick it C._J.. I want you to pay attention because you're my new lawyer doc and then again and that's a trick here. The genius and I think this is what they're seeing for. Me Is almost we didn't get it the first time so they repeat yeah I can eat blink Blink Lincoln Evening Ladies and Gentlemen Miss Lillies savage and drag me comes out yeah. I don't know what to say about that. I think they're just really trying to drive home. Blanketing playing wait. I get my marketing when I get my game not but when I get my game show the theme song will be repetitive and simple. I wouldn't call that simple blankety blank blankety blank. That's it's not offbeat though like your songs are yeah. That's the one thing they missed. It should have begun blink eighty yeah. Oh yeah that's true but I'd like to Redo it. Maybe we'll read you know what I'd like to come up with a game on our program that could be called blankety blank that I could use that theme song. I know what about this. I hide things under blankets kits and you have to guess what it is. It's the game just roll something and under a blanket time play role that in coveting the blanket. It's time to play what the blanket you know all right ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome Ross Matthews. Thank you so much everybody C._J.. Welcome Frisky C._J.. Thank Rabin into where are you from great. What do you think is under the blanket C._J.? Is it a zebra it. Is it a zebra so let's check with the judges. No it is not zebra right next we go to Jay Rod J. Rod. Where are you from super-duper? Thanks for being here. What is under the blinking we ask questions from? No no okay is it. Is it an airplane an ears it under the airplane. Oh that's a good and sir. Is it an airplane judges. No it is not an airplane no trying to tell you the mile hike up here on blogging <hes> <hes> next thanks thanks for being year. That's my new things. I just ask question. Don't weep for the what do you do all right. What vendor the blanket well well? When I think of blankets I think of a blanket on bed so I'm going to say quit sucker click? If you remember now you remember we listeners sent in a freaky fags. The last week Saguenay had purchased a new secretary called eclipse clip sucker Nikki WanNa try it affects. He wouldn't try it. I would though let's go to the judges isn't he. Under the blink is a clint sucker under the blanket. You're you're win win the blanket yeah that's not the clips off the bleak and win the Clintons win the blanket. Everyone no longer playing yeah yeah. What's under the blanket? Yeah no it is. I'm telling you I didn't plant believe it or not. People at home listening island clan that bit either so I was in palm springs and I neglected of course to S._P._F.. My shoulders which is not usually how a role you know what I'm saying I'm S._P._F.. I am but I was thinking you know we started the bubbly wrenches and I had another billion dollar idea C._J.. I want to pitch it to you. Okay C._J.. What I have for you as an opportunity of a lifetime? Okay you know we've already cornered cornered the market on bubbly brunches inexperience that once you've had it you want it again and again where you just have fun right. It's dragged brunch. I think we could expand the bubbly brand end listening in Palm Springs. There is so much to see so much to do such deep history imagine if you will Ross Matthews presents bubbly tours I buy like Van Okay decorate it fantasy malone hosts it yes or runs it and curate it and we have <hes> Drag Queen hosted and it's tours you can do you could do seven two hours a day eight hours a day throughout palm springs so you get some historical knowledge some fun you stop at bars that we partner with. It's a whole older an hour and a half experience right and sometimes I joined the tour this. What do you think about Ross? Matthews presents a very bubbly tour thinking with all the success. We've had thankfully with drug testing bubbly. I think this is a great step in the next direction for us now. The problem is this the business plan is flawed in this way and I'll tell you the van would probably see twenty and can only be done in palm springs. Thanks since but but I'm thinking so say you charge what would you what would you pay for an hour and a half two or four I've done towards palm springs like a bunch of them and I've paid about forty dollars but what we do you meet a person they give you a glass of champagne. People you can get on the tour so I would say that could be a fifty dollar thing right so we have a van fits fifteen to twenty people and we do seven to eight day. Someone get a calculator J. Rod what is Fifty Times Twenty Times Seven Fifty Times twenty times seven seven and a half seven thousand. Let's do six six tours of zero five towards a five tours so fifty times twenty times five if a person five thousand dollars a day yes. That's that's a lot of money. That's really good for now. How many days are an ear three hundred sixty times five thousand times three hundred sixty five one million eight hundred twenty five told you two million dollar idea? Divan that's a million dollar idea right. How about that well? You know I used to give tours in Hollywood on the wet and I was insane on that thing now okay now. Let's go back to the money thing because really we're not going to be interesting to five days a week ago. We're going to do it Friday Saturday Sunday right so there's three okay that's three days a week. There's fifty two weeks near so what's three times fifty two three times. Fifty two is hold on sorry out the calculator one hundred fifty six okay so that'd be hundred sixty year. We'll do it now times that tons five thousand and this is what we'd make if we did it three days three days a week five two hours a day seven hundred eighty thousand okay not a million mm still good so what I'm saying is and you could sell merch on that to add merged. That's right. My shoulders got burnt buddy seven hundred thousand dollar idea Baker. You might be smart if we're legit about this. Take it off their monitors and week. I am legitimate modernism week October. So what I need to do is really dig deep into the history of homes me. I don't want Willy Nilly. I want you to get facts like I'm I remember C._G.. took me on a tour. I've lived in politics for a like ten years. He took me in a two or three less palms and it was like this is Elvis's house in Elvis and Priscilla had to leave this house in their manager picked him up in the house there. She kept her firs across the street the tour when you imagine and then also stop at my stars everybody can take no but that's good. That's what about also a special tour that may be kicked off for the day of the bubbly like a leading up to drop them off at the bow the on Sunday to certain for certain yeah. There's so much you can do. Do you like this idea of really good one hundred percent. Can you do coke it on God. Yes I would. I would have so much fun being a tour guide on that everybody. Oh my God on the left is where Jacques a board of can you even have a whole thing and so the only only overhead would be paying our host paying driver and Van Upkeep and eventually success. We buy bigger van or another van so we could do a day a weekend or you know what I mean day during the weekend you double that number. Now you're at one point four million dollars. A you'd be a bad idea you to get right in that might or might not be a bad idea to partner with a tarp too because then you can parked van behind their meet their so then you can sell merchant there and it brings it is totaling yeah so good because you need a place to park the van. Keep hockey then you know what I'm saying the parked van you fucking park downtown on the street all day all week. Just move at night so it's advertising because we're going to what would you call the tour roses bubbly tour. Oh that's right. You're right Ross bubbly. Tour Ross is believed believed to you'll have van ride of fun. You know the tour you know. The van drives really Lee well okay. I think there should be a little like music playing in there with you coming on with soundbites there'd be like e when I was fired at when you do you do the tour of Universal Studios and a T._v.. Comes on undertake Jimmy Fallon high so it'd be like oh my picture video. That's great effects the host we do a shirt like the Hawaiian shirt but all the cartoon yeah I would love to sell visors quick advisors on it. They should all wear bonnets. What about what if we made for the tour eight Bonnet visor hybrid right so it's like a bonnet in the back advisor in the front visor on it? I thought you know Vomit Bonnet Advisor Bonnet avant it. I've I've on jet vaunted what trump should make Maga- ones like vomits so could be avant at trump. Oh my Rossi's bubbly tour Ivana trump okay so we're in. We're I'm in. We're in yeah okay. Oh how man Nikki's not in she's cut out of this business deal your mom k. The other thing I have to talk about is our everybody is talking talking about it. I don't know if you saw headline news everywhere when it was released. Is Our photo shoot if you didn't see the new official straight talk with Ross family portrait there's two of them. I would recommend you Mosey on down to Hello Ross pod. We the last thing we took pictures it. He's like a willy and a Brenda and so it was time to take brand new picture right and so we all I happen to be taking the cover from my book the picture of that cover which by the way the cover is great and there's an event coming up. It's going to be a cover release party. where the everyone's invite the public everybody here in Los Angeles okay you know until about it in August stay tuned Dili's? It'll be free to come. Everybody who just calm. We're going to release the cover fund. The title and pre-sales will start that day. We'll be live on all social media. That's the people can start the pre sales. Okay side note because I'll go into this later. If you pre-sale it really helps me out because then all those sales for the pre sales go to that first week of sales and that's how you get like my last week was a bestseller. That's how you get on the bestsellers list is because as you said <hes> <hes> was oh so we are shooting the cover my book and I thought Oh my God. Let's also shoot a new family. Photo and <hes> Albert's Sanchez is a <hes> listener and he's a podcast and he's also like this prolific photographer. I don't know if you know who shot you but the guy that shot our pictures shot like rupaul for Viva Glam that Matt Campaign I mean if you look at his stuff. He is extraordinary photographer and shot everybody every famous famous person every gorgeous person now at Ross Matthews to that list he shot my cover and he shot all of you so I asked if you could all come at the ends we could shoot her family photo and then I had an idea in fact Z.. The whole time I had this idea it was like are you serious about. This idea will yeah well. You want to tell them okay. You Walk me to tell I called you instead. What you okay you called you said I have an idea for the photo shoe shoot? I want us to all wear denim and white shirt and now that is your typical photographer like standard thing they ask you to wear when you go to like sears portrait studio where white shirt maybe some denim because I think photographs well so I heard this you kinda get gold. I let it go and I'm thinking about it my. I wonder if you serious I call him. I say Ross. Are you serious about this denim idea for the photo shoot kind of Ross one hundred percent. He was serious C._J.. When he came up with the Denim idea I thought I didn't know I've thought would I be was he just doing I would show up in Benham and no one else would would? I be made to play the fool you were serious serious because I up and the land with family mulling Leandra if they're one of my dear dear families I love uh-huh consider the family and they really fancy Nice House and up going up the bannister where all the family pictures from like portrait's like not pictures portrait yet and they were always done up in themes matching themes and I was I always always like off because when my found the one time we got a portrait I was like in third grade we all dressed different and so I like the picture until I saw what rich people did and then I was like fuck are picture we none of us match. I was in like a yellow oh sweater yellow yellow and so I always so mad about that and so when I decided we were going to another photo I thought do it like the landrace. What would the lien? They'd be like denim done in sneakers but the fact that you were one hundred percent behind this was took a lot of confidence. This is a bold move. If it's GonNa work thank you get. He goes a one hundred percent and when I saw you all show up in Denim and why it made me so happy because I know none of you wanted to do it but you have to admit it looks great right facts C._J.. What did you think we saw the photos? Oh great very look really great. I mean I was running. It was hot gonNA squeeze. It came out great but I I like that you wrote. I look high as fuck you hi. I wish I was high really I was just coming from way on the other side of hang up and running in get dressed. We had two seconds yeah. You did look really high fucking you but so much better story if you were high wish you were maybe outside and I forget Oh. I don't think he was high. Thank you were high. Thank you were J rod was. Do you know you're looking at. You'RE GONNA take out no. I don't think he was high yesterday. We're talking about. I'll tell you something people you work C.. J. Something that that Jay Rod people people notice is on your jacket your denim jacket it says are WM on it because that is my denim jacket that I did iron on patches iron that on that's cute. He got to wear your coat in the high school. Pitcher mark is wearing hugh you'll notice mark is wearing a denim jacket that is also denim jacket him to take home and then fags is wearing a denim shirt. That is my denim shirt that I gave to concern the icing. It was just what I needed. Yes can we talk about Margaret Second because there were two pictures one where he looked like a goof and then there was one that he kind of like a model but they're saying online that you can't see fee. I know where are marks lay there there. We were all their he the he was he was there but you guys on the comments like where's marks feet and I was like seriously that's what you have to say from this picture and I go back and look at the picture and I was like we are marks. Fees arcus Marcus a floating ORB e._J.. pull it out floating torso. There's two pictures one of the four of us of Nikki C._J.. Fanzine me and the one of the whole family England J. Rod and Bobby the monkey so look at Mark's legs K. People were saying it's Photoshop. The shop photoshopped him in with no leg. We wouldn't let him in the studio. I make room and then marks coming later 'cause I can't be in the same room at had him and then. Did you get along the load. Oh Oh like you how long we take a look here. I can just show you here. You got to show that to C.. J. Where are marks leg my legs behind you look like a little company crops look at a little person his neck you zoom in on the big family behind me because I'm sitting and it does look like pitcher so somebody Rob Beck and look at everything is so funny. Do you think mark this is marks favorite picture of him ever taken he looks good. I saw this select so he that's the only photo he looked like that is looking. He looks guerrillas Dallas Great. Yes stamen every photo Nikki looks by the way how gorgeous is nick. Gordon was struck by Mickey Be Cropping Nikki posted the pictures on Instagram for some reason didn't do the thing where the picture expand so like flaxseeds and C._G.'s heads just not in them and then she left it and I brought in their Nikki be proven but I text Nikki cut my head off. She can back to you. She says Oh my God I just re tweeted. I want to Redo it and I said please don't repose. I love to Redo it. No I love that are really way any no. She left at home Mike I can we were you post that and be like look at a Nikki Nikki crop. It's really funny. I'm okay also. Can we talk about my shoes because my yes like people are so much drama in the comments about fancy shoes. You must go. Hello Ross pod. Look at this photos. Share your thoughts as well. Let's go into the great to be okay when you told me one hundred percent. I'm like I'm in right go to Walmart. Get all my white denim stuff and I saw these horrible like nine hundred eighty four sneakers and I'm like they're only five bucks. This is camping and funny any so I wore them in the shoot but people are like those shoes that you should. The one guy made me like are those shoes you flee the fire in. They should burn terrible. It's Joe I wanted. I bought sneakers. I wanted them so why I didn't want a single dust particle on them and you and I went for the same kind of thing that's right. I kind of like an awkward family photo to trying to be campy with those. I wasn't there not my but now I kinda WANNA wear them for real yeah. I'm also somebody in the comments section said they were GonNa Photoshop themselves into our photo and so I would love it. If you all would do that if you photoshop yourself or something into our photos and tag us <hes> we will reposted hosted. Okay Wear Denim though it'd be fun if you're wearing. Where'd you if you wear but if you WANNA put Godzilla in our vote you WanNa put anything a big P. bottle and put Barbara Barbara and go nuts? We should do a couple to get people you do a couple of with lies. I'll do it tonight now. Super All right everybody okay and Nellie Olsen when we come back. We're GONNA go balls D- have a little blackness a jared going to get saucy eighteen and what else we anything freaky. Oh good jokes John Good super-duper that much more when we come back. Is there something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals honey. We've all been there yet. We have well better help. We'll assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist. 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Show your about whole to going to have to take it <music> Jira yeah everybody. Yes put your hands in the air driving yeah. I'm hopeful. I'll do the Bohol whole yeah I love there. Were I knew it'd be hit. The Bible tells you a stranger. Welcome back to everybody as we are continuing to thrive without Nikki. I mean we Miss Miss Nikki Boyer here on the program <hes> it is time though to Jay Z.. Choice right. We're either doing balls deep or Freaky Rickie fag see so what is it today okay well. I do have some good bad jokes C._J.. Magsi please okay. I have one freaky vaccine now. Listen if you want to buzz house out because sometimes these frigging get so freaky we can buzz out so if it's getting to gross for you Jay Rod or you see or even me Ross Matthews you can plead to me. I am I alone. Control the Buzzer so when if you hear sure this sound that's when I'm buzzing out you understand okay great now facts on your lover Blue Ball if you hear your left of blue balls if you hear that noise fags e you must what yes all right the okay this this one this one is from our friends Seth Comey Crap Seth Oh guy who wrote the that but this one poses a question for all of us okay. I will remind the Audience Comey Crap was Disgusting Story. That is the reason I have created the Buzzer all right the BUZZER did not exist until set disgusting was yes it okay so that Buzzer was created for that story. Facts please. It was from south hurry freaky bags a year so free sexy freaky freaky eight my senior year of college. I maxed out my federal loans. I was in nursing school and on top of going to classes had clinicals twelve twelve to three days a week twelve hours three days a week needless to say I had little time to find a part time job. I had to be creative and find another way to get food money. I had been lurking on chatter bait for a few years now. Tighter beat mock me through that chatter bait is a website website and which I'm just now exploring because of this freaky vaccine where people you can go on this website and people are on their cameras with these these keyboards from nineteen eighty-four and they're like being filmed masturbating and you can like chat with them and tell them what to do. It's really fascinating fascinate. Do you pay for this service. You can tip them and then you can go into like a private room with them but but but I didn't know you could just on the website and watch the whole thing it's free now and when you went in there. What did you see anyone? We knew I you know what I had I was looking for. I didn't see anybody we knew but I found good-looking guy because what if you just like you tuned on and it was like Oh my God mark only on it yesterday fags Eli Jade what did you were you looking at men or women women. We were looking at women. I thought I try and it sounded just like remind me to please. Can you got your mind need to give tricia arrays. Does he really was on chatter. Yeah I had been lurking on chatter bait for a few years by this time. Watching amateur guys jerk off on Webcam was a favorite pastime of mine. We should have straight talker beat where it's just like always one US Andrea masturbating. That's really visual always on all of us will take shifts. It's all right T._J.. You're up Gogo visual okay. As I was jerking off. I figured as he he was he was jerking off. I figured a jerk off anyway. I might as well record myself doing it and make money so he may I'm off is we'll be making money out yeah okay so to make money. He's GonNa go on chatter bait and earn a load. Yes okay I was really nervous. At first I kept at however and eventually got a small group the people that would watch and tip me regularly however the tips weren't nearly enough to pay for any anything meaningful. I was approached by an older gentleman who wanted to support me and be my food sugar. Daddy who is sugar day hopped on that opportunity like blanche on C._J.'s Dick. Oh my God on route sugar diet sounds like a high shook sugar daddy he was he was super sweet. I would text him. Throughout the day jerked offer him over camera. During the night. It was a weird relationship we have but it filled a need for both of us so what what would the older men would to provide what he he would here we go. He got he got whole picks and I got whole foods gift card. This went on for a few months until like picks I went on for a few it went on for a few months until I graduated and got a big boy job. I WANNA show support for Hor sex workers out there some do it out of necessity and others do it because they want to. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. As long as it's safe and consensual sex work is so wrongfully shamed in our country. I think this needs to change. I believe that it should be legalized and regulated. What are your views on the legalization of sex work and how that might affect the industry and the people in it? I think this is a fascinating question well. I think it is to it comes. It's loaded question because let's just be upfront. There is a lot of sex work that is not consensual. Human traffic it is disgusting is not now. No we're not talking that that is vile in discussing and nobody he should meet me to do something they don't WanNa do especially with their body absolutely final period bold italic underlined everything right now that being said if there are two consenting adults who want to enter into an agreement. I don't think the government or I by or a Bible or anything should be able to get in between what to consenting grown humans wanted to if I'm going to sell this table to you right and you want to give me amount of money. Sell this table the year <hes>. I don't think that anyone should tell me that that's wrong. Era and you want the table and I want to sell it. That's right and I want to do it and you want to do it. We've agreed on a that's reciprocity well. I've always agree you agree. I've always felt that prostitution should be legal and I know that's a controversial thing to say and I don't mean it in a dirty way. I just feel like you can have safe sex with someone and like I just think that's just my feeling like I think it should be legalized. Sex Work yes again. I just want to highlight and neon sign disclaimer so we are. We know that that's out there that like I said that's controversial. Prostitution should be legal is a little controversial because you know back in the day used to be so frowned upon and you are women are taking back that power and presenting an away. If you look Cardi B. You're making the stallion in the way that they presented and then it comes off powerful but not like I'm a whole but you know here's what it is so I think to Toronto Point one hundred percent agree there. There is human trafficking. Yes that is wrong and those should be burned at the segment do that but if you're a powerful and you own your body in men consent and you both then by all means Cardi B. was a stripper she worked in the sacked she did it and she's very open about and I I would imagine I'm not talking about Cardi B. But I would imagine a strip or two has done a sexual favor or to to put the way through nursing school or two guys on only fans. I mean all day long. That's only fans. It's like if I'm I'm me if you're having sex we both agree. We want to have sex on camera. We set up an accountant and people would pay to watch our video so you could do little subscription. Sometimes it's five thousand one. Sometimes it's twenty a month then so I like hey guys have a new naked photo up. Go to my only fans and you'll get it. Oh my God guess what it's only fans is the brand of Fan I bought a costco says there long fans get that. That's a callback. Already is another freaky. I just had one forgive. Do have some good bad joe. Oh ooh good to C._J.. Okay now we get the computer. It seems really low J. Rod. Can we running. I'm GonNa Sanford good bad jokes where you listeners submit jokes that are good but bad C._J.. Reads them in Valley girl. The voice and I translate God good fat Joe to share on straight with Ross Matthews I eat it what it Cinderella do and she got to the ball. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? We heard this one before I think I know I think in reading she got. I just do this. This is that what do what you got to the ball and you go next. Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls and did you here about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter pretty nuts kiss kiss pretty nuts like this. I like this I didn't see coming to should we try to solve them. Hold on continue next. I don't understand people that can understand erectile dysfunction. I mean it's not that hard not that with a nice little softer than the other wire as the first to leave place as the first to leave a place because they're sets already pat hollow aw anal sex jokes. We got one more okay last one. What do you call a hippies wife? What do you call hippies wife Def- Mississippi Mississippi Yeah? She's share. I Gede it was so okay. It's time for the black <hes> in in protect your magic news. I'm just going to say I don't know who needs to hear this but you are loved to quote the amazing pack the bells. Somebody loves you baby and you know who it is. So if you're listening to US you're here. You're having fun. Just I know that you were allowed to got a bunch of great. deums people saying that last week's message really touched them side just went to let you know you're at loved also randomly take some time to check on five random friends in your phone. You know what I mean. Sometimes it's good to go into the text and maybe just scroll up really fast and stop topic and see somebody that you have in reached out to longtime because sometimes those people need a message and you don't need to get deep conversation that quick hey thinking about you. Just hope everything is well and put a little hard Emoji. That was that will make somebody's Day at truly will just like randomly do that. It means a lot. Can I time out right here. I'm taking something back I said earlier because nobody is better at the Rando. Check in text than C._J.. Was Gonna I was thinking that when he was saying that and so now I'm going to take it back. You would do great on the prairie because a prairie tax prairie text is a wagon right to to a neighbor or rock through your window. We didn't know think about violence on the better. That's a prairie dry by right rage works. Whoa just I'm all about nurturing the relationships in the friends that are like sometimes we get very kind of caught up in life and you know and I know things get get dark in time but reach out to those people they will reach out to you and you know it's good to kind of built that family and that's just all what about love and that's it simple as you should run for Prairie Mayor Berry see that prairie mayor for sure do prairie tours? Oh I would love that renewed in a wagon. That's that would be fine. Yeah y'all tipping over and people come to the Prairie Ladies Prairie tour welcome to the Perry Ladies and gentlemen on the Left. You'll find the Olson's mercantile stool. You know why you look closely. You'll see Nellie and her mom Harriet. Oh look right over there. There's Mrs Beetle. Everybody say hi to her. Don't trust that a bitch over Gods and there's blind Mary. Can we slow it down the wagon down a little bit. There was blind. I was was upset. She went blind but most of it. I know that story line but I think it was also storyline on the bugs. It was like his yeah. She went blind the books for real but it was a bummer major bomber. WHO's bummer the only one to ever get an emmy nomination out of all the actors <hes>? Why do I know that why is that taking space in my head? Don't know all right. Thank you C.. J. J. Rod now. Do you WANNA get saucy. Okay okay. Let's do it all right so I don't know if you've been pay attention to news but <hes> my Commonwealth Puerto Rico just basically overthrew governor not very very proud of him. Did you see that that was amazing because they're governor Republican governor. He's Democrat Republican. I believe that's what I turn on. The News. We're talking about. Him doesn't matter at the <hes> he if I'm wrong amount but he said horrible things they were chats that came out about his people <hes> disgusting things. Why don't you love homophobic stuff <hes> he was calling a bunch of officials whores he was disrespecting women a lot of misogynous tweeted? I'm very I'm proud of Puerto Rico to come together regardless of party affiliation and just overthrowing this type of bigotry and I feel like we can learn a lot from that just saying that is <hes> listen what I love seeing where people in the streets in mass I do protesting speaking truth to power not being complacent. Yes I think maybe we could take a yeah tip from less people. I'm a huge activists. I like marching and things like protests that good for Ricky Martin and he was right off pride flag up breaking more. We keep my I I love Macri Martin O.. I met him recently yeah. It was great. He seems like a really nice person. I'm not I'm rick. 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Patti With An I, Not Patty With a Y - EP 278

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:35:28 hr | 1 year ago

Patti With An I, Not Patty With a Y - EP 278

"Is that a new lamp, which lamp that library that they're doing next to me for real? It's new right? Yes or no? Do you think it's I think it's new because it feels like it's dimmer like it's not as Bryant. That's been there since since the opening since the since we had member, when we had the prayed, and all the hot dogs here when we opened pristine, darling studio. Remember, just sees things through new eyes. We had the mayor here cut a ribbon. Balloons we got in trouble for all those balloons. Council issue hard. It's clean up confetti sidewalks. But that lamp has been there since since that day since day one, I think, because that one's off. Maybe that's it. I little, so I don't know people here. I'm chewing pumpkin. I'm the best popcorn still ish in the world. I mean, so will you tell the people don't my popcorn I didn't want to taste it because I don't when I eat popcorn and get stuck in your teeth, you know what I mean? It's a whole thing, but he made me try it. Tell them and I have to say and I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. No reason to it is the best popcorn. And what I what's great about it is that it's buttery, but there's no butter. It's totally vegan. It's coconut oil, and then I use the salt. Have we talked about this before this salt? Yeah. From utah. I just want to say as someone who does not like food. This probably is the best pop one I've ever had. Do you have any other popcorn I pop Warner? Oh is on the list. Horns, actually one my favorite snacks. J Reid said he was in kitchen. I can't stop eating. I said. Oh my God. You're right, this popcorns like pussy. He said he does he does not jibe out pussy. Oh my gosh. Okay. So much to get have actually wrote down all week long. Really? I love that. I'm in a great mood when Nikki, I'm going to good to meet you. We can't be you, let me turn. Stop eating. About media properties. We, we can't understand you 'cause you're actually chewing while you're talking can we get something? There's now they're good spittle all over Pristina's are. Spittal. He has promised. I'm done eating. I can't eat anymore 'cause he took the ball away. Nikki one more thing say one more thing about popcorn and then that's the last word, it's really good. The game best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. Top love money now here he is Ross Matthews. Vote shares. Sweet. Oh, mumbo jumbo Gye. Welcome to the program. Around lots to get to today. CJ. Jay rod is busy eating popcorn. Bloomberg. Go all the way to the popcorn. Flee and. Navy one. Boy is here. You can hear her to choose. Hi, I'm so happy. Loesch so happy to have, you know, facts. And I haven't spending we've spent a lot of time together yesterday. We got a lot done just yesterday. Daily target the fording, it's so. Right. He's actually on my way to target. So it's like you want to target. It's really nice. When do you not want to go to target texted him, he said, you wanna go targets a window and not want to go, and it was fine. We had fun there. We always have fun at target. You know there's two shirts. I've I, I went back and return them. I got them homemade and look. But did they look at their I didn't try them on whereas addressing room at target. There's plenty where you there was. We didn't look that hard for the dressing room. I asked her to Tricia goes you just bought those. Why are you going back and say they don't fit? She was when you try them out. I go. There's no just even she goes, there's one of the maternity section I why would I be in the majority section? Never seen a CJ. Where's addressing retarget? I try things on by the in the women's clothing. Well, I don't wear women's clothing, but I'm proud of you so. Lots to get to today. Oh my God. So if axiom, I haven't spent time together, we went to the other day, we went to Costco, and we bought, we I actually ran into three of our biggest fans really know I bought three. They are big, and they're nineteen ninety nine if you need a fan. Go to start your own podcast or. Costco, oscillate. Yeah. No. It's a good deal. I walked into his place near darling. Oh my God. Would you get to Spain? And I had throat because I had these fans and, you know, you bring him out and they were I felt like dirty dirty choices of either. Like I mean, how clean can you get van this certain point? So just, you know. Yeah. But, you know, we went to Costco to eat. I mean those hot dogs hot dogs, you've had the hot dogs that right? I never have either. When I went back when I ate meat. I would devour one of those ways. They are the dogs or the best. Yeah. What I have to say. I sat down I hot I didn't eat the bun. No. At that point when we're trying. The winner anyways. Fantasy doesn't put catch up with his hot dog. What about it? What do you? I just put relish mustard onion. Yeah. No, I'm not a big catch up fan. I'll catch up every now and then but j rod, what do you catch anything? I mean on your hot dog. Okay. So I'm very particular hotdogs. No. Really? I liked them. Butterfly and burnt to death. I feel like just burnt, but no sauce. No jews. Nothing. Wow. With so dumb you. I'm not a big hot dog fan and you have link black folks like links with Tatum. Mika sausage. Yes. Just how you eat it, but it'd be thicker, girthy quiz. I heard that when you like cut into what the fork skorts. Oh, that's like a kill Botham very kill box. It's like a sausage like Vienna sausage now. That, that have you not serving. I just actually had to be on meet us, which was delicious went to whole foods, whole burgers, and sausages, and everything. I saw that. I tell you all this part. So, you know, have you looked at my phone? I have my font is at like the largest, it can be great. So I went and I got an eye exam. And I had to get readers. Progressive lenses going to be because my vision that long farsight got worse and my near site. Got that I used to call him by phone. Now it's a progressive. I am. And so what you have him, these are progress fucking. Fucking did it take you 'cause I haven't gotten my glasses in yet facts and I went picked him out. Did it take you a second to get used to the who? Yeah, you'll get a little woozy. They like five or six days before you don't want to like throw them off your face. I'm really excited because I got cute glasses. They're really cute. We've on a place over here in Burbank. We didn't wanna I didn't wanna go it looks like a donkey show from the outside, and I was like, what is that? It's fun, but we went in and these people were so nice. It's a mom and pop shop, and it was great. They took it was fun, funny glasses or not. They're not showing. I walked into I can see clearly. I can see clearly no by Phuc. When I'm out with Ross aggressive. What I get all the time. Is this your so loud, also he thinks I'm so loud in pub, we were in this place. They were so nice and they're like, oh Ross. We'll take care of you in this talking talking of us something and facts, that goes this place is cute, and site. Looks like a donkey show out front. Dot he tells me to shut up everywhere. But the thing is I look at life, as my stage I always have. It's like when I go out into the world it's my stage and so I'm loud. I'm projecting nothing. Anything out of it. And he's constantly us. I heard that a heart. I can't wait to see me because everyone heard that can't wait to pairs and then I had a rough day yesterday. So just, you know, life stuff, and so fast, it goes, you know what we should go to a crystal store. Crystal star. Now CJ loves crystals and stones and whatnot, he, oh, he knows the store. I think is this your store. It's in Burbank mindfulness. It's next to mindfulness. Yeah. Is that your store you dear place? Okay. That's where I went. So we walk in and the not. So I go, I wanna stone, you know, and she's like feel all the stones. You have to do. Is that what you do? See now I it's like you walk in and they're all like with energy field. They all have different healing properties. Right. And you're supposed to feel your way around and see if when response to you, you've done that do you know what kind of stone responded to you? Tigra tiger. Oh, yes. I love titan will none of thousand for me. I, I wasn't feeling it may may. It's like if you're on the Tinder whatnot, you're not for swipe Brian swipe bright, feeling it. And she goes, oh, it just hit me. What you need. What's it called? Why thought it was a hermaphrodite multi. I thought it was called hermaphrodite. Downs like multi multi multi multi multi multi multi. Okay. So I bought a necklace with a multi on its space stone that Jimmy Adams router spending. Yeah. I have. And I actually when we come back, I'll get it from the kitchens in the kitchen when they put it in my hand. My hand was like. That's my stone. So I bought it. Now I'm wearing it. And then I got my tarot cards read by a psychic. She just read you. I didn't know she did tarot cards. I went in the back. It her name was Patty, of course, Patty with an I remember. It's Patty with an I not Patty with the why because Patty within high goes enough e. So. Now we're clear. I can't see that. How do you. Goes e e lies with z z not like with an S Kaz lives with his ego. It's not, you know. I think it's fun. Try using it. It's taken. CJ. You're the wind it up. Hunting, I gave here. It's Patty with an I not Patty with the Y 'cause Patty with the I goes, e not. Yeah. Glad you got that as a family. The divorce. With. So, and then I got lots of stuff what she tell you. What's the biggest thing she knew took away from it? She said she said p very weary of any one name. Got it. I don't think that applies to me. You should find. Do you have a manager you should fire him? I, I don't know. I don't get that. Pretty clear pretty clear to me. Take back that hermaphrodites show said, do you work with anyone who will eat pussy, twenty four hours a day? But magin barbecue, and I said, I don't think this message is for me. I e e anyway. Fascinating. I want out of the store, and I, I started laughing and why he laughing because my phone alerted me. Money spent in the summer and. And. It's not bullshit. It's spiritual ritual. Hell how much is too much? Let's do. Okay. How much is too much suspended spirits, and bullshit? Anyone remember too much as long as. Yes. Oh, that's great. I've ever too much as long as it's for yourself. Hours for your person, then that's important price tag on that stream, but I'd say about I'd say two fifty. 'cause you know what? I don't walk out of here. Not really troubled. He spent two hundred bucks. Yeah, I was about a bracelet because at bracelets Roku, super q he's into bracelets right now. I am getting rabbits, IQ buying his whole arm is going to be filled out. He listened pretty. I think you deserve it. And to fifty on rocks is no big deal. Rocks, Rossall pitcher Ross. I saw a picture with you, and one of the leprechaun guys. Okay. That's a deep tease. I have. I met three people. I want to talk to about coming. Bras has been out on the town, and I ran into some people you wanna know about. Those stories and more. Of way. No Eka back. Nikki, you can eat popcorn. Now. Did you hear coming to New York City and we can't wait? I'm excited to do is show. But I'm also excited to use my new suitcases from a way I'm obsessed with this new suitcase between here about this. Okay away, suitcases come in nine, different colors, and four sizes. The carry on the bigger carry on the medium or the large I've got mine. It's like a sand color. And it's so chic you'll love it. And can you believe this bolt sizes of the carry on's, or able to charge, all cell phones, tablets eve, readers in anything else, that's Howard by a USB cord a single charge of the away, carry on will charge your iphone, not once not twice five time. That is incredible. Oh, I know a way comes with a lifetime warranty. If anything breaks on the bag, they're gonna fix it or replace it for you for life. It also comes with a one hundred day trial. You live with it you vibe with that you travel with it, Instagram at if any. You decide. It's not for you. Just return it you'll get a full refund. No questions asked. I love this. I just got it and I'm going to San Francisco this weekend. I cannot wait to travel with it. And I, I think the little iphone charger or whatever phone you have tablet, and he goes boop in the thing, there's a little code on the bag. It's super shaking van dynamic. I'm thinking about what color, I'd want? 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They're announcing the quaint, and it's a great lineup to. Because we're also going to be hanging out the whole time that you come to everything if you're gonna come to one of them, you might as well, the first podcast will be completely different vibe show content from the second podcast and the brench will be a one of a kind thing. We will be there. We'll be meeting everybody. Hanging out there are tickets available. If you go to straight talk with Ross dot com. If you go to our social media at Hello, Ross Pau. Nikki, please. Hey, listen to their own. I'm sorry to interrupt you. There was some people reaching out on social media, that, that don't have anyone to go with, and they're afraid to come alone. And I'm saying to anyone there come alone. If you don't have a friend, that wants to go because you will find friends you will merge with people, you will make friends for life, so please on the fence to the show. Not that stop you going the Facebook group if you search officials straight talk, S, T W, our focus group. So let's start a poaching there. Okay. Maybe we can do that Jay from one of us, and sort of say, hey, anyone going to the New York shows alone. Let's do a meet up before and we'll meet up and then you won't be alone. Frisco, too, which is really great. So, yeah, yeah, you'll have a community out there for sure. Check it out. The dates are June. Seventh June will be hanging out June seventh on the town, but Junaid singer nice podcasts, both June eighth punches June ninth go to St. talk with Ross dot com. There's a link there. It's two stages. So there too. Because the places so big two shows at one time. That's true. And Howard ticket sales, going really good. VIP is actually for the brunches almost out. So go now, going now, maybe, we'll have to up the amount of VIP's, if we can I like what you said, though, like go both days. That's like having like, when you go to theme park, the pass for two days like you should do it all, like we don't rare win or all going to get back to New York together. And what I'm thinking is that the first podcast will be an interview with me and somebody and you guys out in the audience, or questions, we can have an intimate conversation, and then the second one will be sort of the live podcast for us to which is games. And bells and whistles and surprise. He's making yes, exactly. So I just I just wanted to be very different come to both and be a couple of hours in between them. So it's like I'm the first one go get a drink in a bite and the second right? Okay. Well, right. That's coming up June eighth and podcasts at United straight talk with Ross dot com. All right. Sounds like he's choking. Hey. Is like Liza Minnelli slash Carol Chan. What really is well, you just described me darling owned a bright lots to get to? Oh, you know, I meant to mention when we were when we were doing when we were in the spiritual bullshit storm with, with, with my Patty Patty with what. We were there. And I said fantasy I'm gonna get a reading he goes out. Did you know I do readings and I was like what well I used to do readings? Yes. And he said, what do you mean said, save it for the show? And I said, we're you a high. And he said, yes, he gave psychic readings in his past. Please tell the story. Thank you, psychic. I'd Fags e correction, I never said I was a psychic what I am. What I was diagnosed is what I was at diagnosed as automatic pin reader, don't automatic pin reader. Okay. Well, let me tell you let me let me tell you the story how it happened not trying to make this quick. I fell in love with the guy when I moved back from New York in LA, your two thousand and I really lived in the building with me, and I really fell in love with this guy so much that I lost myself when he rejected me. He didn't like me back. So I was devastated. I let myself go, like sometimes we lose ourselves in these things. And I really lost myself lost a lot of weight depressed. It was really terrible. So I was just searching for anything that would help me. So I went to the bookstore one night, and I was walking around really sad in my depression over the whole thing, and this book just popped off the shelf and it was called. My inner boyfriend hopped off, like fresh hot popcorn. It kind of just kind of felt like a popped off like it just like there was pushed out to me. What's that my inner boyfriend? So I read the first chapter and it was all about this. This gay guy wrote a book about crystal balls. Too much Ross crystal ball. Anyway. Okay. So the book was about. He said, you know, to connect with your inner boyfriend, I'm thinking, Ooh, I do wanna boyfriend and I'll find my inner boyfriend what he said to go home and get to pens, get a journal write a question out with one pin put the pin down, and then pick up the other pen closure is quiet your mind and just let the pin go and you'll get a spiritual answer. So I thought why not that's right? Why are you laughing spiritual healer? I sign tasty love this stuff and can't what do you mean? You can't you know what I mean? What happened? What happened, but the pay is a boring. I stopped stories fast. I'm just mean in general this simultaneously, love this tough. And then can't deal you can't deal. Just I like I get really into it. And then there's a voice my head that go. Oh, I see you're saying wrestling constantly. Okay. Okay. So, so anyway. So I did it. I think you should try it. Okay. And it was giving me beautiful answers like give me an example. Like, like, why doesn't he? Why doesn't he like me? This is about what's your left hand say. Process. Please things. Anyway, I was getting beautiful answers from this technique. This thing that this guy, this book was telling me to do, so I ended up using it every night. And it was helping me like fall asleep. It was helping me heal. I was feeling better. And so then I told my best friend and Fletcher about it, and she's like doing for me, like let me ask a question. And so I said, okay. So I wrote out her question questions with the right hand. Yes. And you write the answers with the left hand no different paint. Different pen you have to pick up different without you writing within the pant. Yeah, yeah. So we ended up Hans blessed. No, they're not black ballpoint their ballpoint ballpoint, a comfortable pin crystal ballpoint pin. I'm never going to get through open. Let me back up. I was seeing therapists of the time, too. And she goes I told her about it. Let me see it. She goes, you're an automatic pin writer. I'm like, what is that? So then she ended up sending me to the hypnotherapy school over here in Tarzana, and I went there, and I did it for them and they diagnosed me as automatic pin writers on, when they were. I can do it for you, but I really have to stop. And connect. And so, but yeah, they were like you're not an official like that's your diagnosis. So, so in, in, in the segment in the third act when you go balls deep, can you balls dni with your pen hand? Oh, do you know what I'm saying? We'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. So, so now I'm lost. Okay. So I started doing readings for an right? And she started calling the pinch. She start calling me. She still calls me. I need to connect to the pen so anyway, I have this gift and I continue to do it, and then I moved to see me valley, and my friend has a store and she's all spiritual. She's like start giving readings in the back of my store. Mike. Okay. So I want to make money so she set up a little booth, and I would sit back there and people calm and get automatic pin readings for me. And I use a lot of my art, I didn't charge because I felt it was like should just be by donation spirit driven. And you really do you really believe the different pet you're you and automatic pin writer, I got to the point where I didn't need to Pence got to the point where it was like almost like a pendulum, like my hand shakes, and kind of go and it uses my art, so ice sketch. It'll be sketches and then don't know, you know, and so people would come and the word got out next thing you know, I have a waiting list, and I'm like not a psychic but pin reader. How long waiting list to get into see what was your pen writing? I think it was just be. It was it wasn't fancy. It was a capital being Lewis. Lucia capital be. Okay. So cursive. I'm just wondering how it was written helped me on your own, baby. How long to see you? It was got up to a month of a waiting list, people come from all over the country to see me. So my name started to get out there. I started to get bigger and then, like, I had one lady come in one time, I drew a little girl, and I kept circling a little girl and I said to her, who's this little girl, and she's I, I don't have a girl. I said, you have a girl. I don't know who this girl is. But there's a girl and she started crying. And she says, oh my God. No one knows this. But I had a little girl and gave her up for adoption and have circling a little girl. I truly little girl so stuff like that would happen. So I got this. So all this was happening. I was making money, people are donating big big money. They were they were this. Yeah. And it would after readings I felt like high to it was really weird. So, but I ended up stopping doing the readings because people were crying, and people were asking me deep personal questions. And I didn't like the feeling. That responsibility. It scared me. Like I have these people in my hand and it just felt like too much. So I thought, but I still use it. Release. I've actually really interested in do automate and writer. And hold me. What is it not allocated? It's automated pin writer. Penn writer at crystal ballpoint pens, and never told me. Yeah. I did he offered to do it multiple times. It's the why. Because back with it I e e. Wow. Was the most boring fastening? You're gonna pen me when we at the next break. Oh, okay. All right. I'll try to connect. Okay. Sounds good. You know we're all about connection here and so many things to tell you. But before I get to the rain into three people that I want to tell you about three stories or into people, you remember cookie all the phone Tei sent in a jingle to the bubbly brunch. And we all sort of. Made fun of it because we couldn't understand the words. Well, cookie took we, it was constructive criticism, right? Yeah standards. I wonder if I have that one here, here's the original. Here's the bubbly brunch theme song. Let me let me find this and go down like this, this is the original, we couldn't understand the lyrics fag take cookie. Lynne's interfered, this part. Uh-huh. Shows the. Dance you're saying, 'cause he chose the best so far CJ this. When we're I listening to this. We've got a gold because cookies writing jingles now professionally cook, cookie, all the phone, our listener. He decided to give up drag and start writing jingles. So I heard this like, we got a hit on our hands play, the beginning of brunch continue, listen. Drag queens. The put on quite a show that we do we do put on quite a show. So for every word of this through. Drew up on springs, and then soon all over the world. And now kicks in Rossi brunch. So we didn't send that lyrics turns out afternoon of fun. And we also didn't understand. This heart. So that you'll leave happy and full of love the cookie came unexplained the lyrics are being mean to I don't think we were then we'd be an honest now but cookie what could he did? Because consummate professional, cookie elephone t a future in jingle writing went back and redid it. There. There's. You'll you'll sing. Best. Why show billing? Yeah. Okay. Good. That is the result of constructive criticism. It's it is perfect. And let me tell you cookie Olof on Tei. We're going to be playing this at the beginning of brench going straight. All right. I mean that for the art. Understand love it. Cookie cookie said to me, and it's so funny. Because as soon as I got that one, I said, I listened, I go, oh my God. I love that cookie. Got there it's perfect. I just wish cookie would do like an acoustic version, like like an unplugged version. We can have cookie on plugged. I called a cookie on plugs. Geez. You know what I mean? 'cause I don't remember to kids. Remember when people go do unplugged versions? Well, I didn't even have to ask. I swear to God I didn't ask, but cookie did. Read my mind somehow, and I literally never asked for this nobody ever has. But this is a this is cookie unbought plugged. The. Three. Lit. You'll see damn. To the Benson prints. Does show. Cry. Yeah. I felt that in my soul. Got a knee. Nikki. What? Great. Thank you. Good job. Wow. I have to tell you. I mean, I was so proud of cookie. I can't even tell you cooking which also you know, you can go to Doria cookies dot com. But then I do wanna say cookie start. I have to pick my computer up to read it because my readers cookie has a new website, cookie is permanent domain now selling songs at songs by cookie dot com. Okay. So you can go to the Doria cookies dot com or songs by. Dot com ran into a few people. I was going to Starbucks the other morning here in Burbank. And I walk in on the having showered or anything like through on a sweat shirt, and I go, and I do my mobile order, when I get in the car, and the garage, six three and four minutes to drive there. And then I pick it up. And I look at all the people in line. Two thousand nineteen dummies. Okay. So I walk up, and I'm like still groggy. I'd write CJ brought this up before the break. And I walk it when I look up and who do I see? But one of the leprechaun experts. Yes, I, I'm telling you, I in, if you don't know, we had them on the show, the leprechaun experts, they also were, they also were the, the announced the street talkie of the year that sort of the year award, right? Yeah. Red balloon. I've met a clean get-away. When the. Star. At least lucky, charms and peace. Kids to get away with how the big star-shaped hold new, maybe this they match you Zamalish part diamond stars will die say star matchy clean, bull make a match turn that into a patch take a magical delicious. I thought to be a cook. Anyway, the plant, I ran, I ran into Chris, the leopard one of the leprechaun experts, and it was so fun. And we took a picture and I went on and his partner was out, and we talked talk we took a picture. He tag me in the picture. And I know they're listeners because he brought up like the show. I know he's a listener. So he tagged me in the picture. Okay. And I had to do an and Chris, no shade. But I had to do a double take because I was confused by it. Where is it sees? Why can't I find it because? Oh, you did here. I got I got home and I went about my day, and then I was tagged in a photo. And I looked at my like what? You know, if you're taking a photo with somebody, and then they post it, and they sort of. With all love them say all, but they, they slightly face tune themselves where they just sort of smooth out, but they don't touch you, and you're like oh, could you maybe touched me up? Yeah. So Chris, Chris Valentine seventeen is one of our leprechaun experts and he j-. Ever. So gently touched up his photo and I didn't didn't touch mine. I just want to say. I got to see this factory. Okay. Wait. Wait. The street or where I will. Okay, wait. I would explain to the audience. Chris, there's no shade. We keep relearn the show. It looks like you've blended your nose into your cheeks. There's like even your hand. It's, it's like a melted Barbie, is what it looks like these such a cute guy. He's an edge acute. Guys are so cute. I look like the same super can I didn't show her. I love her to have it. But not is what am I put this on Hillary spot? And you guys decide is it will do a poll is too much auto tune or face tune or knock act. This is funny, because straighter of the school, I teach art at in Malibu to the children, she texted me and said, I can't figure this guy out. Why is he always blurry this? Chris does. He live in blur. And so now I'm seeing this. I'm like, wait a minute. She just texted me the picture of him. So I just want to say, like everybody, everybody juicy university shouldn't maybe chill out on the face tune just to scout because this conversation with my other friend harsh. Yeah Jackie Jackie beat. You can't just like there was a point when she was doing too much with the auto tune to face to say, okay. So I ran into we're not making fun. We're not making. No. But it is. We love them. Okay. And by the way, you should come back on, because I haven't seen leprechaun. But maybe if I knew motivate I will sign my necklace, I looked at up motivate. It's four screen all green or bluish green mine is, it's a projectile rock form by a meteorite impact in southern Germany minds from the Czech Republic that occurred about fifteen million years ago. So a meteorite hit the earth, and created all this rock and what? What do you? Okay. So all to fight is good. It's good for shocker. Healing balancing energy with its beautiful green energy. It's the first and foremost stone of the heart it's used to resolve blockages into rebalance the heart chocolate helping understand their own needs and emotions clearly. 'cause you're laughing, I paid a hundred eighteen dollars, this neck Lynn also stuck in Phil lo look beautiful. It's actually really pretty that's worth worth, you'll have for until Welby and it vibrated when put in my Bill, I love it. I'm always going to be turned the Czech Republic. And do you know what I asked her? Do you only take cash can I pay with the Czech Republic? No story. Fact he did say that. Oh my God. Hilarious anyway, so I ran into the leprechaun guy. Okay. Then I went to this. It's always say it's so tackled namedrop my best friend Poucher taught me that. But I did go to his house, and I went to go see people to judge who's running for president. We had a little, they had like a little cocktail thing. And he was speaking king. So everybody know who he is. Everyone knows he's mayor Pete, the gover- of town, Indiana Africa town. And, and he but he's gay. And he's running for president the first gay person to really run for president at a national level. What are you laughing at we're laughing? I'm sorry ass. Nicky. She's. Is it the pictures still here? Listen. I have this wreck on the, the face tune. I've looking at other many other people that are using face tune on Instagram y'all need to back it off. It is ridiculous. It looks stupid stopped doing it. It doesn't look like you all are beautiful the way you are stop machine your nose and making it look like it's not yours. That's all I want to say okay when you're reaching for that face tune. Backup. Everywhere I'm going to place where people to judge gay running for president the cover of time magazine. He was very. I don't wanna get too political about it, but who, who I would love that we live in a world where someone like him could get the nomination. Yeah, I agree with a lot of his politics. I'm still waiting to see who I'm going to support blow up luck. Okay. But so there we go. We're there and there was this room on the side. Like the really rich famous people were I mean I could drop some more names, but I won't but they're really rich famous people that they're taking pictures. And then, like, oh, they must have paid the big bucks to their whatever I'm with a friend or hanging out talking talking talking, all of a sudden, and this is the sounds bragging, but I'm just going to tell you, I tapped on the shoulder and this beautiful woman, she goes. Hi, I'm blah, blah, blah. I work with mayor Pete. Would you mind taking a picture with him? And they asked me to come back into a picture with hill. I was just like I don't want to bother. They came out and asked me to do a picture with him come over in the know who you didn't know who I was, which was fine. But his Huzzah. Been is a big fan of drag race. And I've actually known that, so we talked for a bit about drag race and stuff like that. Very it was very very. And he had he was just a fascinating. It was like he knows seven languages. He served enough kenniston. He's a very interesting man, you know, Brock Obama was a community organizer then quickly, Senator and then president mayor Pete is a mayor of town, one hundred thousand people big leap to be president. But I'll tell you. Very impressive, man. God bless whatever he's future holds he'll be doing amazing things so that somebody. But guess who else I saw there? Ross ross. Here Ross Mathews. Yes to women in the front. Within a manner woman. A man. Russell vehicles. Yes. Elton john. Ooh. That's a bigger bigger star than John shot up. No, you're Ross Mathews Ross Matthews was it. George Clooney bigger star than George Clooney. A bigger star. Search. I don't even told Blackman. I can't even think I'm assuming it wasn't lady Gaga because you've met her before no. Oh, I know Brandon yoki. I saw Brenda Brandon. Brendan yoki, so many people ask about him. I know I haven't seen him in for ever wondered if he was still allow me to Chelsea handler was there. And he works at Chelsea. And so they came together. And I, I looked go. And I ran over and gave him the biggest hug, and it was really really wonderful to see him. And so he says, hi to everybody. I said, you gotta come back on said, you don't have to sing or anything, but you're always welcomes you knew. I love when Brenda Brandis sings, you know, I mean, I don't know if you remember any of these hits here, but. My oldest kidding food win Tricia was on maternity leave and raising her baby forbid one that was weighed in. Vision of. No, he use LSU rented his face to auto to of. Hello. That's shooed tuned out to. Yeah. Yeah. So less anyone thinks there's bad blood between the show and Brenda. There is none. We'll be right back. Maybe now bad, you know, it used to be so take the Nick you. 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We listen to the radio today, driving in my car. And we really what came on his like Syria. Whatever you realistic fifty four radio, it's Bryan Adams, let me to Hugh dancing. Never with songs had seven minute. Intros. Sprite. Let me take you on straight job with. Playing. I literally stopped fucker. We listened to. And I don't know if it's Bryan Adams, bringing I can't find on tunes. I found it on you to everything this this interest. Now a minute long. It's too long as the chorus. At ridiculous. Ching. Thank you. Who is? I. But it spilt the same. It's Brian with why not Brian with an eye because by with an I E? Mike. Oh my. How crazy is that? Don't think this ad Bryan out of I think at the different right now. It's. No one wants to go dancing with anyone who's going. Let me take you hand saying. I prefer. Like how I flirt. Take. Ooh. What if you just met someone in played this on the phone as the first? Take you. It'll turn you down. So much going on today show just every, there's been a lot of life lived saying a lot of life. Not going. Life lived. Are you kidding me? It's almost too much lifeless. Seem alone is a permanent marker on our soul. And also a crystal ball point pen reader. I'm handing if you listen to the earlier, part of the show flaxseeds an automated making rider. What is it automatic pin writer, which means he writes, with we write a question with his hand and then the answer comes out with a but no? I did you one penny said you need to know. I can do. I haven't done this for a while. But I just one man, I need you to put your feet both on the ground. I actually feel I should give her reading this. You're gonna start joking. I would never ended. Let me take dance very supportive if bullshit. All right. Let's give it a shot. Asking let me put your joint spiritual. Okay. Let's go. I have a question serious question. We'll J rod ever like sweet and sour. That's ridiculous. Can you ask a serious question? The. I people. From all over the world for this. I have a serious question. Okay. Bras eating popcorn, and I'm gonna talk to you. I'm gonna say in terms of career. What do you see happening for me in the next six to eight months, because momma needs paycheck? Okay. Hold on. First of all, I don't predict. Okay. It's not gonna it just gonna it's just kind of doing its thing. Okay. It's feeling a poll here. A little while. Don't be w we no one's listening. Oh, yes. Hand is shaking vibrating your hand gets more intense to. So okay with the Currier just career. Petunia. Hold on his hands. You're just. Okay. Something it's over here. Okay. He's going to Japan wants to talk to you because it doesn't want to predict that, okay? It's basically up to you. Ask a question CJ? Yeah, it's definitely going to you. It's really going to a question. Well, I ever get a dog. Did you just? Okay. Hold on. Did you just fill me doing my auto Pat? I didn't I did a boomerang Korea. Spirituality, people wanna see this. We'll put it on social media. They're all gonna call me a crybaby. No. Really like watching this go down. Okay. No ever to will. I ever move to an island. Oh. Will it be thousand island J J Reid? He's going to you now. It's going back to you so funny it's going right to raw thorough late. We're making circle for the island. Yeah. It's a little agitated. Now it's ripping the paper doesn't like you. My arm pissing. Can you? Ross asking a question. Sorry CJ, but it went right to him because he interrupted. Oh, it's like ripping the paper. Okay. Another really coming really, really. I'm is will I ever have children? Could you hold on? Okay. Okay. Are you laughing filming me? I'm not all sitting out interrupt spirit. I would never. Okay. It's giving me some. Okay. It's there's a star. It's a star some star. Oh my God. Chardonnay kwanza star. That's what that means star saying star in its pointing at you and the pins going out of ink. Yeah, the pinson's. Pederson. Wow. Really, I have to say what you watching you do that. What's fascinating? And I think there's something there, there's some sort of energy, and I also think we learned. Jay should try thousand island which was addressing we'd never ever, we'd never, ever ever ever tried with him before, you know it doesn't it's a very serious thing. And so it's kind of joke. It it's like a little agitated, but it's really on him. It was irritated with you. It's on back to CJ. So hold on. Thanks to a good job. And I'm trying you really look at way more series version of yourself. It's interesting. I'm not making fun of you. You know, we're doing very, very real thing. I can tell looking at you. That's very real thing. You are Tuesday, channeling something. Yeah, love. Nikki, thank you. It's going back to CJ J rods void zone. Yes, yes, it's giving me circles circles with you've got to do this at the life show. New York ratings. My god. Yeah. I'll totally do it. Oh my God, realize spirit read about an island if he should live on an island, the circle have anything to do with the island should live on my pussy. It really hits you. It's really wanting to connect with CJ. No, I can't. It's connected. I need to do this privately with you. Okay. Because you keep joking and it's and I love it. But it you know what I mean? It's kind of a serious thing with me, and it'll only it'll just keep scribbling like this. Wow, can post scribbles on social media. It's going right back to him because his mad at me. It doesn't want. It doesn't want to be made fun of. I'm not making fun of making fun of you pissed off depend-. I let's. Well it's my fucking pants on throw it away. Just spelled out fuck. You know, it didn't all I'm kidding. That was all actually came in clear. Good for all surprised able, connect connect, like. I wanna do you after definitely wants to connect. Well, Mr. Malone, multiface automated, crystal ball, pen Rita. Let me give readings at the live. I'll do after that bucks. A shot pop five bucks for five minutes. There you go. I'll read zinn. My crew me no. That isn't MIR. It helped him something. We. I'm telling you tell that homo. Oh man. I didn't give clear and I don't know. Definitely definitely. God. Good bad. Joe? Yeah. How your voice sounds at the straight. Everyone. Live that Bart popcorn. Okay. I think the straight talkers for sending me, so many great good bad jokes, so many good bad jokes. Okay. So let me here we go. What do you what do you call a gay cowboy okay? What do you call gay? Oh, what jolly rancher? What comes after sixty nine. What comes everyone. Everyone come down what you know what hold on. Do you remember last week? When, when fangs e started these good jokes in CJ did him in valley girl. I feel like maybe we should have. CJ fags. No offense you really good at CJ kill everyone talking about it on Hello, Ross pod. About how good CJ so is it? Okay, if we have him do them, please, Fags. It's terrible. But you're I think you're better at reading like ballpoint pen. Crystal ball point pen read. Thank you so much. Thanks for the support. Is it okay? The reins to see. Oh my God. All right. All right. So what was that? We read the, the question that Fags just. Yes, I am. You know what about the, the group, I? The truth is CJ so good at this. I was obsessed with him reading those jokes. I, I want him to read the jokes every week. That's how much I just love shines. Okay. Go. What was it? Oh I got a cramp. Okay. That's what comes at the sixty nine what's the question? What comes after sixteen sixty seventy mouthwash. Alpha was. What do you call bouncer at a gay bar abound, cer- at a gay bar? What a fool lame thrower lame thrower. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hell? That was funny. Why it's funny enough. That's funny to get to the bottom. Get it. The manga. The manga poop committed good bad. What do you call a deaf gynecologists say again? What do you call a deaf gynecologist, one more time? What do you call it stuff? A lip reader. What's the worst thing about being a chef with the worst thing about being a chef what all your best works still turns to shut? That's funny. Really digest it. Yeah. Well, the straight talker is he's career. What are the strongest days of the week Wednesday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday? The strongest days of the week, Saturday sent, I dunno Saturday and Sunday all the others are weekdays. That's my favorite. Weekdays. Have you heard the joke? The I have. I heard the joke. It couldn't be Korea. Couldn't be cornea. Accent is like you have to kind of really listen. It's a deep valley girl. Do you hear me repeating it club? What do you call a pile of catton's? What do I call Heil of kitten? How do you spell kittens ITN as batch? Amy onto a meow. One more. Chris. Why did the chef quit? Did you have to read it and make yourself laughing? Why did this chef quiet? The cut has celery. Great. Good bad. Straight. With ross. CJ really phenomenal. Really now. More. Give me good. Give it to give it to give it to me ball. Steve with facts. CG white. You take this one too. I've never. Stretch. Yeah. Thanks. Can we talk about this new segment? Yeah. Us to me in the kitchen and I already forget it. What is this? Can you play that the song to the good joke time? And we all. Let's okay. So this is a segment. You all want to do on straight talk. God. Good bad segment. Okay. Who's got a good bad review? Can you guys again because I wasn't ready knocked it out of the win. Is this joke? Just replace it with. Wisconsin. Good. So you want to read the bad reviews. Well, first, we'd have to get one oh, I believe, I have one believe I have several do you have bad reviews about our is bad reviews of our show of our show. And we're going to do that. Now I love this. I have a good one too. Title Rita table, right song. She would be playing in the background during. Nasty boys nasty. I got ready money money since the show's buck, and free. Yeah, that's great. One second it might have an ad. Well, how do I get the YouTube with no ads that Red Eye billionaire? It's sixteen seconds. I know. But we're in the money pay on show. Ready? Oh, you're so. I love this. You're so vain. You probably think this podcast is about the. Ho-. Laureus. Bats. I'm already like you were walking onto. People should send this morning. Into this podcast like it to fuck. Khin sint. Take out fuck in wall, a lit and noticed that it Stu food. Four this program shit for this program and. Your so vain everyone. Probably think this podcast. Now, I have to say, I have to say that's not a good example, because the puck is about it is, I know it really. Saying you know what you're saying. That sounds kind of bit. You really should. I start. I think you should I love the time to write a bad review. That really think you what do they say go? Okay. This is the this is one. I got this week that has been deleted sense. So somebody, I tunes likes us or me. Okay. So this is the review okay down hill. This podcast has really gone downhill since Fags e joined it seems to want to be part of everything, which is over bearing and takes away from the other great segments. They used to have it's sad to see this great podcasts. That I've listened to for years, become borderline crap, if it makes you feel any, but I deleted that second. I wrote it. I love this review. It's a good bad review. What I love is that my overbearing nece on the show has gotten rid of segments like I have control over that let's get rid of that. And that's about me. I love that. All right. What's another one? It says I love the show. I just think CJ is so uninteresting. His voice was also annoying. Fuck. Is so. I've read it, and I was right. And I was like my thumbs are all. And that was like. Probably some Garg oil and some fucking basement cluck forty year old liver which, oh, mom setup. Gamer, I don't think I like to say. I know I love it. I know it's I feel bad about the theme song. I feel bad for those people listening. I feel bad. I let he doesn't feel bad for us. Oh, we have another one, and I feel about. A new one. I don't read the they get sent to me by the marines. So, you know. Yeah, the marines listening we should call the marines, and we had to many of Nikki to read. So I 'cause I rent them hitting not remember. Makes me sad. But maybe people lamb. We'll let the listeners aside if they like. This is a raw stretch. That's it. How can we did you see wet Willie's Newt's online, did you I wish we can call him right now? Can we call who's usually on my faith? He posted a bunch of stuff on social media. Yeah. Some beautiful pictures of him with his body. I think there was there was an empowerment message them. So, of course, I didn't I saw them and I thought, oh, wow. He looks beautiful but I didn't objectify him a lot of people. I saw. Oh hot. I knew the message behind them. So I didn't want to do that onto him because, you know, we make a lot of fun on the show. But really, it's all about human power self acceptance and love. But he he looks beautiful. Little get me off. I just wanted to know what you thought. I thought he looked gorgeous. I still feel. You know, remember when we kissed is all I have to say, do you remember that? Wonderful. I wish I wish we can get him on the have would like to ask him questions. Yeah. Okay. So have you heard about the Taco Bell follow Willie at will sterling underscore, if you will ease our old producer and producer? Now is your producer on your nice. I saw him recently. I said, you gotta come on the program. Have you heard about the Taco Bell themed hotel? They're building in Palm Springs. Doesn't ring a bell. So good. All right. With building taco about it. Okay. So they're building this hotel in Palm Springs. It's all Taco Bell. Come out of your shell. Let's go. Come on. Nikki stretch. No word of advice. Don't fuck anybody in that hotel that we. Even need rough trade. Don't even corn what my question to all of you is, if you had a choice of what hotel what fast food themed hotel, you would want to stay in, which one would it be Ross wanna stay? I know mine, I well, let please, let me go last. Okay. But what's your first out? Oh my God. Double double double double explain that CJ next. I would do California chicken, Kevin healthy object. I do Carl's junior because they serve bed burger. Oh, when I was growing up, there was a place called skippers that was all you can eat fish and chip, and you get the kids meal come with jello instead of coleslaw, if I could I would do that skippers. Plus, you know how hot clam chowder. Claire. Jessie j rod. Papa vice hop. Do you love that you can for Popeye's? Well, so, okay. So I'm moving on. Thank, thank you. Those were great. Okay. So I saw that you're on the show with Kelly pickler, right? Yes. I'm pickler in Ben how what is Kelly pickler like, I'm so fascinated by her? She looks like a really nice person. Donna con shows with Kelly, and she is just a delay. You know, she was on American idol. She's so authentic. And I did that show pickler and Ben the truth is this, the truth is it was a talk show and aired in a lot of markets, especially down in the south, you know, taped in Nashville, the truth is I went there, and it was the they had just heard a couple of days before they are being canceled. It was there was there last episode. And so I've been, you know, had last episodes of shows, and it is never about the guests it is. When you what people don't see behind the scenes, is, there are hundreds of people were there. And especially when you're the host or you're sitting up there, all you're thinking about when that show goes away is not about you. You're thinking about these people relying on his page. Check. And this is how are they going to pay their rent? And so I remember the last show of Hello Ross. I had little John, right? And little, John was a delight a wonderful guy. He was rapper is fun. But the truth is, I don't remember anything about the interview I remember after the show gathering with the staff. Right. And that's what was the most important thing. So it was a weird feeling to be there, because I was like I wanted to tell I actually told him the producers, but I wanted to tell Kelly and Ben, like, don't worry about me. I'm own good. Gogo take carrier Ryan. That Yam but it was still really cute fun show. And in shirts on their website or something. Well, okay, thank you. I want to ask you about that photo bomb. You posted a picture, the drag race finale and a great. That was one of the best photo bombs ever. It was a picture of Michelle myself, and Carson, and there was this guy behind it. We took his quick cell because the lighting was good. And I looked at night showed the guy behind Maigo that's the best photo bomb of all time. And then I tag him in it. And it turned on the TV show is. And he's on the it was really, really good. Are you happy with is the finale, going to it's going to be out soon, or at least shot finale? The most important thing you know, is my suit is paying and it's beautiful and I felt great good. Yeah. Did you like it? Or was it too much? No. I love that pink suit. So have you seen that, my, my social media? Hello ross. Did you like it or pink, sue? She was too much. We're gonna miss you. You didn't get to see it on social social media. You don't fault. You follow me? So I do. That's right. Trading pictures of it. Bring the show to screeching home. Yes. Hillary got it. And then look at my suit. Oh, that's cute. I wouldn't go on with the different shoe, but the suit gorge. Right. I actually thought that to go with. Should have been red shoes. She was so aggressive with food. I had. Oh. It was great. Michelle looks fantastic. Okay. One critique you're right now. Guys. Guys. Thanks. Kind of cute. It's really cute shoes. Do you know the worst part the what it is killed? I've been getting a lot of emails about people asking for we're going to be a drag. Con con are we going to be a drag on? Are you gonna be a drag on is what time drag hun? I don't think we're doing live podcasts at dragged on. I'm still figuring my life out. Sorry people. Luck going on things. The personal life and everything just kind of got lost the gover-. Thank you, Mike. Oh my God. Oh my gone. It happened stalling, so I can open my computer. Fulltime. We have no. I love you guys. Hey. To the straight talkers out there. I put a little thing on the Facebook group. The officials strict what does the call non whatever the the group and, and I love the response. So thanks for sending emails for Nikki be trending. I got, like ten of them, so she did solicit Nikki trending and Nikki, so thanks. Very wasn't really this is from Sam SAM's is, oh, my God is NICKY. I don't know if that's how Sam meant for it to be. That's say I've had a few vivid dreams that started around college that have manifested into reality. Now, this I have to say, I found interesting because it's not your typical I saw ghost or but it's about dreams sort of coming to fruition with think about if you guys have had any dreams come true. I never really thought that they were anything but coincidence, but I was at pink berry in Manhattan five years ago, Theresa Caputo walked in, you know. Long Island meteor noticed her. But I live in Manhattan. So I'm used to see faces I smile. And she walked up to me and said, I know you have something special don't deny it an asset. I wanted to picture and then she walked out. So here's the first incident. My friends started a job as a Cam girl that is I had to look it up because I am so girl, Cam, girl, somebody who's like on the web, does webcam stuff sexually for money, a whole, so my she started a job as a Cam girl, right to. Boys. I'm sure there are just so you're on video when you're like what I do things you do like sex acts. On the porn sites guy sitting there and told me about I was I went out to my dinner with my friend who told me about the chat chat chatter something chatter. Debate debate genzer tabby. He watches people on chatter bait. I've heard of this out her out of it. It's been around for a while. I didn't I literally struck. He told he told me he spent a lot of money on chatter beat. Yeah. Because this is Craig how that you bring up last week about this. So Cam girl. Yeah. Cam girl, Kamboi, I guess, so they do this for money, which, I don't have to necessarily show their faces, which brings up a whole different point. Would you go on? They do show their faces. They do they do. They do that because I would do it if you didn't have to share your face for money anyway, I take Chris, you guys, come on. Come on. Get anyway, this, my retirement plan, Sam said Sam Roby Email on patriot. We'll have a straight talk chatter. Take. They don't pay for it either. They're okay, mice friend started as a Cam girl to help pay for mortgage. I had a dream that the guy who owned the operation will get her hooked on drugs to keep her in the vicious cycle. I told her this, and she said that I was being over protective and then he was a really nice guy. I moved to California. I moved from California to New York for school. And I lost touch with her a year later, if I got a hold of her, and she was in rehab, because she got hooked on Adderall, so she could stay up all night, and do Cam videos, and he gave your sleeping pills, which ended up being zanex. So how crazy that Sam have this dream told the friend and the friend was like whatever and did our own thing, right? Incidence, too. I woke up with a vivid dream at one AM one night. My roommate who lives with me is from San Francisco in his family lives there with a dog I had a dream that he was on the ground, and they were all panicked, around him the dog old, but he was healthy. I texted the. Family and asked if the dog was okay and the next day he had passed from seizures that he had never had before. While these Sam, you're so fascinating. I have seen story to when I living in LA. You know, you're trying to find your group of friends, we found the screw my friend, and I would go to this bar Akbar, all the time. There was a scooper friends, and they had this one girl that was friends with them. I was like only girl and my fence with why not go. That's the kind of girl that steals your shit like she steals stuff this story. Yeah. So I always jokingly called her five finger for five finger discount, like five, we're gonna go out is five finger by there. I don't want to be because that's a steal shit right, sin INC friends for, like three months. And Finally, I go, hey, where's five finger? You know, I didn't say I said her real name. I don't remember to what is it, and they go well, she got caught shoplifting and had to move home. Boom intuitions. That's right. Traumatic pin righty. Yeah, you should okay? Finally, last one, I seen a SAM's, that I was opposed to see a selene in Vegas two years ago. Deal. I woke up I woke up, and I told my sister who had flown in to see her. I woke up and said selene has the flu like she said, Sant, see I don't. See, I don't have SAM's curl anyway, Selena the flu. We got dressed went to the show and found out that when we got there. She cancelled the show due to the flu. Now I warn all my friend's be nice to me or I'll take an ABA about you. Thank you for sharing as I love these stories. Thank you say to if Selena has the flu I would gladly step in. Imagine at low eighties me Celine. Dion in tonight's performance of selene in the round Ross Mathews will be filling in you. When you go to Broadway shows, and they're like, tonight's performance instead of selene Dion. We give you Ross Mathews, ELO, are you? I am telling DR what you're opening song. Knees here far away. Ever you are. Yeah. Eat it. Hypo hypoc? Mickey is that everything even other women, I'm gonna save it for next save it believable says is good as people coming. You believe he'd be straight talk with bronze home. If you have any reviews keeping to fuck himself, I like that. I love you. They're bad. We love Nicki great job. That's great. You solicited. I mean that is one person with all the stories is great fan really phenomenal work read really nominal. It's time for the buck this. Hi, jane. Hi, so we'll start with quote. It says since AMAN can't make one. He has. No right to tell a woman when and where to create one that comes from to keep your head up. The world is a crazy place as we heard Bill has been signed in Bama. About abortion, you know, making them legal. Now, doctors can get up to ninety nine years say, perform a voice get can have an abortion, if she doesn't know that she's right? And it comes in the that's really what, what, what the man who wrote the Bill said he goes, no, no. Everything's still available to her. If she doesn't know that she's pregnant, I've been just as morning bites his. Just an abortion every day. Just in case if you can't no, you can't do just this morning passed in bazaar, too. So this can I tell you, why this is happening. It's very calculated. Well, it is very calculating. I'll tell you why it's happening this premium court now, when Obama had the chance to, and he was still president had a year left in his presidency, and we gave him the job for eight years as voters Scalia passed away in Obama had a year left, and he nominated Merrick garland and the Senate. Mitch McConnell said, no, we, we aren't gonna let the president with only one year, left nominate a supreme court Justice and everyone thought Hillary was gonna win. So the Democrats nobody really fought hard. They were just like I mean, there'd be in Dick's, but whatever now Trump no matter where you live politically trumpets had the chance to appoint to Gorsuch, and Cavanaugh to the supreme court making it a strong five four conservative majority in the. Past. We had Kennedy, who was sort of a swing vote. He was sort of conservative, but he would, you know, that's why we have gay marriage. Now the supreme court is solidly conservative now. So why these states are doing this is because they now believe once the fight because what happens is someone will try to get an abortion and then take it to the supreme court. And now in these states, they believe that if it were to go to the supreme court, they would either overturn Roe v. Wade or which is bit by bit tear it apart because they believe they know they're not gonna get away with this because you can't in one state say, no motions. But federally it's okay. The whole point is to bring it to the supreme court where to be between you and me. And everyone listening. The court is a solid five four conservative court. They will either strike down Roe v. Wade and or tear it apart. And they're going to do the same thing with gay marriage marriage equality, and they're going to. In this, by the way, everybody is why elections matter because that's a supreme court. You know what no one's talking about the small courts, the state supreme courts where those now are Trump appoints, all of them as well. They are stacked. It's like Handmaid's tale conservative of exactly what happened was. We were the pendulum swings swinging a different way. The culture has shifted in one and I'm not saying which way agree with the culture has shifted. And what has happened is that the culture is being stopped from shifting because of the powers that be. So see, I just wanted to explain what they're really doing in these states, of course, going to the people that live there right away. But the goal is they want the federal fight. They couldn't have the federal fight for a long time, because they would've lost in the courts, they already lost in the seventies and Robie wait. But now they want that fight because the win so anyway, so my point is this is just it's a woman's body is woman to these men. And if you see that picture floating around era believing in men in making these things that they want for women. Just one of my first episodes got a letter of women's talking about this. She's a dancer, and I think I think I may phrase it exactly. You'll put you'll pussy that he'll business don't worry about what people thinking. It's almost like that quota had to pull it that Samantha from sex in the city said when you look at that, that group, nobody wants to fuck them. So they're trying. Fuck everyone. So you look at bedrick that's exactly what it is. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them them. So make a law if a man gets a woman pregnant, and he don't take care of that child, put his ass in jail. No. And even I mean it's so bad at an Alabama right now, if you raped right or incest, victim of incest. That's a fine fascinating. I saw a sign that said. People want to protect life until the baby turns out to be gay black trans Latino up. They are all about protecting life. Intel, they disagree with that. It breaks. We don't need to go there. I think we can all read between the lines. Stabbing for something and getting out and voting in that sixty something percent that voted of white women. I mean calling your wife sister to this in twenty twenty two come back around 'cause because elections have consequences do in their real life consequences. If your sister were to be rape exam, are if your mother were to be raped today in Alabama and was pregnant with her a Saulters unwanted child. Your brother your mother, your sister, your aunt, your female cousin. She would be forced to have that baby. Yep. Okay. So everyone's sit with that for one second, can, I say something to if your father raped your sister in that state? She would be forced to have that baby into context of your life. Exactly your life not abstract. L. L gloss over like what's the next thing, let's have a bit of empathy for people. And let's maybe let each other make our own choices. Okay. I just want to say it's also going to send women back into the alleys and that's going to, you know the risks of that. Yeah. So it's doesn't make any sense. There was a semi for me. There was a thing else tweeted, women have always have abortions, they always will have abortion. But now right now they can have safe abortions. I just want to say I'm calling out all men right now to stand up for women's rights. That is really important just like be call about, you know, Caucasians out for black people when things are going down with, you know, cops and all that good stuff. It's time for men to step up. And I don't mean it in a white Knight damsel in distress way. I mean an ally way where you're empowering women and supporting policies such as socialized medicine or healthcare access or things like childcare so that women can have the care that they need in order to fight these laws and to impair them getting saucy. And can I also say right now can we ask the woman in the room? What do you what are you here? Sharing. Our love to just defer to you. I love you for that. Two things. I saw quote the other day it was more of a joke. It was like technically sperm has DNA in it, and it could potentially be responsible for the hundreds and thousands of lives. But when a guy Jax off, we don't call it mass murder. We don't do that. So it's such a woman thing, and this touches very deeply for somebody who's had six miscarriages. I have had to have abortions because the baby wasn't developing, right. And something was wrong. And in my health may not have been at risk, but my emotional and mental health was at risk. So I made a choice to not carry something that wasn't going to be viable with life. And they're basically telling me that if there's a heartbeat, I have to carry it, so I have to then know that I'm carrying something, whether it's incest, or rape, or something that's not viable with life or something. You just aren't ready for, and I don't buy it for someone who is seen so many heartbeats going in my body, a heartbeat. Don't mean a baby, I to bunch of self came together and created something that is not a life. It. Is a science? It's a there's a science happening, and they're missing that point and religion does have has no place in our politics. And this is all a Christian weird fucked up way of looking at the world and it's not gonna work women are going to be dying, if you're so worried about death, the women that want to have these abortions are going to be dying alleyways bleeding to death, and that's what's going to happen because I've had this happen to me and the healing process, even when done by a Beverly Hills doctor is hard and grueling, and bloody and messy. And if you do it in a back alley, if you're going to clinic, that's not working wide, or people aren't like knowing what they're doing, or they're doing it under a sense of pressure anxiety. I gotta get this done, so I'm not caught. This is going to open up. It's going to be exactly what you said, it'd be Handmaid's tale, if this will be, we will look back at this, and go, how did we let that happen? And I'll tell you how we let it happen. We didn't vote because we didn't think that this was even a possibility. Actually, we didn't believe it. Shame on all of us. And I just wanted to say wherever, you live, politically Republicans are about small government. Stay out of my life. As, as a is a government, right? Think about that day out of my life. As a government, sorry heated. No. Listen. And we don't want this is not every Christian person on every religious person. It's not not I know I'm not saying that I just want people, I know. And because this could be a learning tool to for a lot of people who are trying to maybe thinking. Oh, thinking about the subject, maybe for the first time there are a lot. You know it's been legal since the seventies, so there are a lot of people who may have voted the in one way, who never lived in a world where they didn't have that option that. Right. Right. So they're going to they're about to see those consequences, but remember were year away from another election. So God bless America. Yeah. Mickey, I'm so glad you're here for that perspective. They need to seriously more eloquent with it. I get emotional. But you, you kind of tied it up, give yourself some much more credit, baby. Where are you come from his the most educated opinion on this matter? Right. That way more than we could ever know. Okay, everybody, I guess we did it right. We can I follow up. Can I follow this up with good bad joke in the line? Let me just this real quick, because it was just sent to me when you come on someone's chest and leave to get a tissue. You're technically, you're technically babysitting. Doesn't somebody just sent me when you come on someone's chest tissue. 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Have You Ever Been Pleasured in Atlantic City? - EP 267

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

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Have You Ever Been Pleasured in Atlantic City? - EP 267

"About that. Testing testing. Okay. So loud. Can you talk? Do you want to hear what I have to say? To lower the my love loves needs to win. I lower that. It lowers my voice, but you guys are real loud. What that's why I'm having you just it's okay? Just go. So. Just go. So lau. Can you talk? Sure, check check. Check fag. Z's beyond. Yeah. Hi. It's me. Hi, thanks. Oh, so it's not that you called it. A stye stupid studio Stu stupid studio. Is a serious stupid Stu studio. Stupid stupid. Oh, no. No. I'm I'm good you happy. Now. I'm all set wise. It's not all recorded K funny. Oh, it is. It is okay. Okay. That was an ordeal. Carey ready here we go. What an ordeal. This has been today. Do nothing would work is mercury in retrograde or something has to be. No, I blame it on the now. -mergency the national broadcasting. Nothing would work. There's a button push pushing a button is this that this that facts is complaining about a chair. That's not true. That's not. Well, it kind of complained anyone else. What didn't? Because because we don't in fact, it's been in the studio before and I brought in a we have a nice patio set like dining table outside. So I brought one he has all I asked the chair has arms. So before he showed up over the that chair. There has arms so I'm going to bring in and he goes, well, this isn't even an inside chair say go fun. So you used it for the day. And so I went I thought well in tally find something because very tried to find something nice at one store, then they wouldn't sell it to me. So I gotta get him something he can't be restricting it needs arm. So I need something. Just like casual like in the meantime, but I don't wanna spend too much money on something. That's not right. So I found these nice like director's chairs, right? And it's but they're low and they've got arms, and you can lean back and before this enough, and he sits in he goes he's chairs of. Foreign world. I said, well what what do you? What do you want me to do? No ross. I didn't say all I ask for is a chair with arm. Yes. That's what you said. No. I wanted member. I because I said a chair with arms, and maybe like one of those deep, and then you you change the subject I'm trying to explain it. Then you change the stuff on beach. I like the chair in the living room the ones that chairs in the living room. Yeah. I know. I've been watching on the door back at look I came in here today said you're don't complain. He goes to tell me to complain because sometimes I feel like a chronic complainer. And I don't like that. Well, neither ungrateful. We don't like it. You know? No, no. Let's do. What can we? Because then we started making fun of the complaining that I felt the tension came into the room. And I thought it was funny to can we do Llamas breathe in Britain. We couldn't get the thing to work now. It's all working. Everything's good. Can we just going to breathe go? No one two three in the end. And then hundred three already. Oh. I'll have feels better they say breathing with another human being is the most calming thing that you can do really second to in. Yeah. That's right. Hey, everybody. Welcome. This is the per I'm going to need J rod to do the intro. I think it's the commute because Mark's not here before we get into it. And boy, do I have something special for you all real quick. Can you swing that? Mike Mike to to Jay, right? So Jay rocky and just give us the announced we need in love, please. All right here. We go. Live from the Pristina, darling. Stew studio in Los Angeles, California it straight talk with raw ours Matthews. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. This is tough love. Honey. Now here is Ross MAC. In the voting. Sweet to me. Mambo? Well. Okay. I just turned. If I did a little Henry pick premiums got into a heart. That was very nice. We forget to say homo of all the things to forget. Did you say he didn't stay home almost you have enough homo in this? Right. You know, who cares? The name of the change every day. Reach around here. Really uncomfortable chair. The hiney. Look remover is C J is here. Nickel. Jay rod up. Way do in Salima or sleeping and Tristesse here to half of that road to her and just a second. But first I have to tell you all just drove in from Palm Springs. Oh my God. It was like Armageddon impulse. The rain has been so crazy here. I was going to come home yesterday. And like they had to close every road. You could not get in or out of Palm Springs because there's like these dry riverbeds right there. Just dry like always looking to go. Why that day dare found out? Why they were they were flooding over that on the news. It was crazy. I literally try for like an hour. I tried to get on the freeway yesterday and get back with girls. And I was like fuck it. So I just went back in home turned around. I turn right turn the car around. Like fallen in my friends in Idyllwild while couldn't even get to their house like ho- road just fell in. It was insane. So you know, what I didn't said I turn around. And guess what? What do you do when you can't leave Palm Springs? What did I do anyone? I do do press conference. Ross matthew. Small frail Irishwoman in the guest. Do you? Go get a drink. Look happy hour. I did that later later. So. Right when I can go. Yes. A small casino. No. But I did not late. You guys really do know me. Yes. Yes. Talk man must Lima back. Did you get a missile? No. I went to the walk in clinic. What why let me explain do you see anything about my face? Do you looking at my face? You know, what I don't notice anything about my face. No about four or five days ago. I like was getting ready. And like, you know, you like are there? I'm done I'm done, and like just read my I was like, ow. Ooh, didn't think anything, by know. What is at the end of the day. I like Catholic feeling a little bit. And then I looked in the mirror is my island, really swollen. Unless I forget about it. And then I woke up the next morning, and it was twice the size. And so I was like how every time. I blink. And then the third day I woke up, and my I I look like Popeye. I was like when I close. Okay. Yeah. Just spinach. I was just like complete rightly so I start doing warm compress. And I told my moment, I don't know what's going on. I don't and she goes Honey, you have insurance go in. And I was one of these. I was like I'm not going in like what it's just nothing. So when they win the couldn't get into Palm Springs this the universe. Telling me to go to the walk in clinic. And I went in and let me tell you something to walk in clinic was the most delightful. Everyone was nice. So there was so this is what I'm sorry. This is the walk in clinic that you can go in if you don't have insurance to right? You have insurance. Yeah. You have insurance to go because clinics are like for everyone. Anyone can go. Right. I don't know. Because I have insurance. I actually don't know the answer. But I went in and I had a infected sty. I don't know like a class something many of those. Yeah. Heart. Hurts so bad scare. Oh, well, what happened was is that they gave me I have here. Yeah. I have to do these drops. Yeah. I drops. But I can't put eyedrops it. Oh, sh why not never been able to have never used. I don't wear contacts. So I've been the past like when I have dry eyes, you know in Palm Springs because Dr tried to put it in and just follow. Okay. I'm gonna do this. Again. I have to one drop four times a day for ten days. It's been two days now. And I think I've gotten a half a drop in are you gonna die. Are you going to and do the like the drip? I don't know. I can show you a special tactic. And then I'm all by myself. I don't like I got. So I might ask one of you to put my. I get it though. I'm like that too. But the warm congress has really worked though for that yet turned out it did feels great. It would like to sell a warm compress. I would buy or the Ross Mathews warm compress. Let's put it in the microwave unless unique Boyer good him saying, I have put a few things in the migrate recently. I have to admit what food I didn't even have one I have one. And I I reheated some I was in a mad. Hurry. I reheated some rice and the other day in the microwave. And as I was doing I was like do I institute story the yes. But I was in such a hurry when I ate them, and I left, and I got sick instantly. Numbs kidding? I didn't because it's fine because microwaves are amazing other awful to the devil box. You're nuts. Will waves by Wong? By one. If I wanted to do. Yeah. You're plastic microwave imagine what it's doing to your food. And the no I can't do your plastic Milton the oven dummy. All right. Let's move on. I think at one point in the show. I might ask you to put my is my eye drops in. Okay. Tricia, will you remind me before the end of the show pleased to put my I wrote on top of that rose finish my question. So I haven't seen you since Valentine's Day. What did you do? Did you for Valentine's Day was a lovely? Did. You miss me. Yes, we share a love seat. So I thought you were my VR and love see right now. But nobody would you do you? Yes. We had a very Roman. We were very busy working, but we had a kind of romantic Dave's probably TMI, but we took a bath. I have about to gather all my stars born. It sounds awful. What to take about with your lover that sounds awful serious? Love zer- so bright in their small and like you're looking at your partner's body like folded over nobo-. Be like, I look okay, laying down that you want to see mis folded. That makes sense. Want to see anybody sitting at like that you're but you get bubble bath. And you put the bubbles all over you. I have a really big tub that's really made for two people. So did you sat across each other. We take a bubble bath we talked. He rubbed my feet. And then he took me shopping. Did you have tub love? No love. Now, I like that maybe hot tub love I've had a lot of tub. Love you've had you made love in many many times in my career. Yes. God is C J Tom go really don't want. Nobody's germs. Rub. It up. No sex would set just gotta let it all. Go shower. Love. I have done shower love sour love. Yeah. But the thing about shower locate the thinking about the tub- love, so what you called in. Who gets to sit up against the faucet. That's the heart in the middle. It is. So we each that's come over Malta bath never been invited house. Axes place. I've seen Tristesse plays not inside. But I've seen the outside of it. I've seen inside of a siege. As place, he chased Heenan. I'd me I've never been invited. You twice in you canceled twice on I never canceled because you no, I never accepted the invitation. Canceling you've never seen the canceled. I just said no both times. That'll hold up in court. I when I was here with my friend dawn, we were in Puerto Vallarta a lava, Don gray, hit straight talker too. He is a listener. And he has a house in Palm Springs. And so he's like, well, I'm in Palm Springs where you well. Let's go. And so I had heard about this restaurant impose I'm not going to say the name of it. But I heard it's good. And so I was like really it's good. Okay. I don't it's like not an thing. But don't. Don't you think it wasn't good? It's in like a strip mall thing ANSI. I mean, I will you give me tater tots with Nacho cheese on top. I'll go nuts. I don't need to hear that. This place is on. Okay. This is great. Do you know the place I'm talking about? Oh, God you do. Nobody. Don't want to say too, much CJ. I'm pointing to you. Okay. What's rate is on? I can't say what kind of food is it. Jeez. Okay. Mexican food. No chimneys. God. I'm just gonna say I'm not gonna say, it's talion got it. Okay. Were they fill them. So give up one of my favorite places. Oh, aged bless God bottle is amazing. It was Doug's amazing. It is. For people there all the time. It is dot dog. We tasted death something about maybe that night was off. Listen to. Do you know how hard it is for me? But not to eat pizza. Yeah. I just pizza was so bad that I didn't want him me. It's so good. What do you? What do you get? Okay. So we do the carport at the Carbonneau. I don't know what that is. It's some Italian dish. That's mazing. We get the same is loves the pizza there. Like, it's so much there that the bread cheesy bread. Did they bring cheesy crack busy that? They just serve dog food that night. It was not good. But I would go back with you. We'll come back to you. It's I I love Italian. I mean, I can't I never not even bad Italian is great other food better than any other foods. I hear you. I couldn't believe how bad it. So you try the drink. They promote them. Sorry. No. What's a dream? I mean, I'm not saying so people don't know what we're talking about. Because I can't believe we're talking about the same place where they're known for the largest. Yes, no dog foods. I'm surprised because you. Are not hoping we'll really wolf how do you miss up pizza? All I got with vegetables. It was all rod veggies on top was like soup. Under the pizza pizza was like a soup underneath. I don't understand. How never looked so much that I couldn't eat the twice in like four months. I need to go. Please please do dog food was food. That's shock from you. But the whole point is I felt thin the day off any deal relining that was a silver lining. Been mad. Don, ordered cheat like mozzarella sticks which I never even like that's too bad for you. But I thought it's Valentine's Day, I'm not making love with anybody. We're gonna like you don't wanna full making. And I thought oh, we then I'm going to have a bite him onto realistic. And I had. Either it tastes like, it would just it was the I haven't had disappointing dinner that long so CJ I will go back with you. Because you have to order everything. Because I had heard from multiple people. That was really good. Can. It's a really good. It's been there forever. Yeah. Wow. Math Valentine's dinner, I will take pause next time. And I mean dog pause because it was dog food. Yes. What tricia? Yes. It is it somebody called it slippy pizza, slipping slippy does that describe it slippy slippy that I think that was your sorority. Remember? Last week in CJ, you were gone. You hadn't family merged. Everyone was wondering, but everything. Okay with you. You're good good. We love you. We missed you last week Nikki Boyer you were invited. But everyone else was here's Jay rod vaccine myself. And that's everyone else story of no Nikki had to go home. So that's why she couldn't be there. We didn't pumps rings. Yeah. I have to come home. I I missed you we mistress you, but was there when she saw it. When j rod was flirting with a straight listener. Oh, he was beautiful. And she okay that we set her name last week Caitlyn. And I love her they, and I just assumed that they had straight talk lovemaking like Tableau tub blood, but to St. talkers, so, but they didn't apparently they all went out as a group we're going to get in that second. And then J rod called her and left a voicemail and let me dictate to him. And I did put the dick in dictate dictated to him everything that he should say to her. And then so J rod give us an update. Have you heard from Caitlyn the straight talker? Yeah. We've been texting back and forth. Nothing too crazy though. I mean, she's on the other side of the country, but we have greed that you know, she comes this way. We'll meet up, and if I go that way, we'll meet up if she comes this way, which way she going come out. So we'll hang did you get back together? Did you get together with her at all did she know nothing like that? Did you hear from her that you did what she upset that you talked about her on the on the show? She didn't seem to mind at all. I think she liked it, actually. So do you think that there's a possibility that you're going to see her? Yeah. I think it's possible. Have you expressed that you love her? Or anything? We're not that. We're not at that level yet. You know, one step at a time Ross I had the try sauce in front of her. She s with me any sexting. Yeah. No, nothing. Like that. No pictures, nothing. No. Like, hey. I think you're great. Like, I'm interested in you kind of stuff. I mean. Yeah. We we said things like that. Like what really is getting this kind of? Fono? What what go I'll power for. 'cause I don't wanna like. She's you know, who she was right. The redhead. She. She. Conversations. Great. They'd be cute together. Right. Yeah. When she was walking up the stairs. She to other straight. Tucker's grabbed me in there like this is Caitlin. You need to meet her. And I hugged her and loved on her like, I need to say CJ concede. You give me. Like so excited. This is the way we're spags e and then as the day went on I kind of noticed that like the two of you. Jay rod and Caitlyn is like, oh, this could be this could be an EMMY techs. Gimme tax. Yeah. Scrolling up. Oh, those Barbara waiting. What was the outcome of the poll of rod? So we pose. There is also talk about was that Jay Raja's Bolger. Not in this photo that we post John. Hello Ross pod. Eighty percent Bolger. No, bulge eighty percent, bulge, people think that was all bulge. Real quickly. I didn't give me one little tidbit from texting giving Han little. I'm Sarah's free conversation basis. He'll you talk at all that bullshit. But what the fuck y'all talk about equations fuck out here, bro. You know, what Jay said? What do you do? Scrolling? That's a lot of big one. What's what's that say? What is the blue and say, I I asked her because I saw on our Instagram page. She's been in Atlantic City. And when I go back home a thing that my friends like to do we like to go to Lennox city a lot. So I asked her how often she goes to Atlantic City back. You know, maybe we can meet in Atlantic City or something you gotta get harder. You gotta be like ever been ever been pleasure in Atlanta. Seven to eight. I agree that. Yeah. Exactly. Right by Ryan, the only one with a pussy, well kind of in this room Tricia here, but I mean. Okay. So anyways, whatever the fuck. I mean. Dixon dixie. I, you know, this guy to everyone. I think it's hot if you said ever been pleasure in Atlantic City. Tricia is that hot? Yes, or no. Oh, she says. Yes, hershiser's. Yeah. That's for sure. My follow up when one thing to Tehran without getting too gross. But you did say something on the program last week that got a lot of play in the Facebook group. What I say when you said I said when you were going to hook up, but this girl, and I said, we won't eat Barbie strangers pussy, and you just said out loud. You said I love pussy. I do. It turns me on. I really like going down on a girl. I'm not gonna lie. Say that not please. Can I chemical down as you in lenox? Please don't say pleasure, right. But that's okay. I like, I think that's great for the female listeners. They like that. Yeah. That's sexy. All right. You know what I mean? Just don't say can I pleasure. You like seventy. So you wanna poke? I'm excited. Move on because something else I found fascinating that I couldn't follow up with when j rod lettuce in at the time, but I can now. So j went to when he was in Palm Springs with Caitlin. They're bunch of streetwalkers. They all went to the casino member. We talked about this last week and they won. But Jay rod told me something, and I needed to follow up on this every time the dealer, something what happens. Now, you basically whenever the dealer broker got over twenty one and the whole table one. We would celebrate. And then Sal who was one of straight. Talkers would say Hello Ross pot in the whole table. Butch rake know who started that trend who who came up with that idea. I was it was Trish. It was twisted was me, or it was Tricia g it was drunk Tricia. So let's let's swing down over there. Tricia G is here. My assistant. On top of that rose. So Tricia had a lot of fun in Palm Springs. I didn't see much. Yeah. Did you get a little drunk? He's trying to swing his Mike over he looked like a boom operator. Probably shouldn't have driven home Monday. You slept. You came on Monday morning. Yeah. I drove Monday morning, and I probably sh- I think I was still drunk. Okay. So no don't say that because you're gonna you shouldn't drive. Nobody drive drunk. Nobody Dr driving. So you had a little too much fun. Okay. You gotta get right. That I thought he was controlling it. Thank you are you complaining about the heat. Taking his coat off. And he goes like this here. Mark. Okay. Okay. All right. This is flaxseeds last episodes everybody. Make sure you're nice to. Okay. I'm turning the heat down on my phone. So Tricia Tricia with you got got a little you'll got a little sloppy drunk. I wasn't sloppy job. Okay. Great. So and then what you decided to start yelling Butch Ricky in the because remember it being me that started. But I do remember us almost getting kicked out a couple of weeks. So so you're yelling see now. I've always applauded I, you know, sees you when you're going to food court, I tell people to record themselves screaming public leases listen to straight talk with Ross. You know, I think we got to spread the word. Someone just emailed me. A listener said they tried to they had to cancel their porn subscription, and they're emailing with a customer service agent and every time the customer service agent asthma question, he would respond by saying you need to listen to straight talk with Ross. So this is what I'm saying. So I appreciate every chance to promote the program. But so every time a dealer would break every time something you would yell Butch Ricky. Yeah, that's amazing. What like eight of us. What was the response in the casino? A lot of weird stairs. Uh-huh. Laughing at first. And then I think we started knowing anytime do we record this. There is recording on the straight talk. When when we won the slot machines. Okay. I'm pretty sure we did it there. All right. Well, I would like to have that recording. What I would like to encourage people to do is if you're going to make and let's just use the word fool of yourself. You sell. It was supporting the program. Make sure you record it because I would love to play it on the air. Did you invite me here to to yell at me on the day before my birthday? Oh my God. I raise your hand if you just found out her birthday's tomorrow. Well, I know she's coming to the. Thank you for inviting me with the show today. You're still welcome. I'm not yelling at you. I just wanted the story. Yeah. That's a good one. And I walked away that we can with eight hundred my wall. Eight hundred dollars. I just wanted to know the story about it. I told you I want to know what happened to casino. That's what I wanted to. Actually, I won a three hundred off of or I want to hundred off of the Mariah Carey slot machine. Of course before. And then we went back I won three hundred off of it that night when we were all together. And then you know, I was just rolling in the dough. So I threw a twenty in the game of thrones slot machine for j rod and he won six shared, Jon snow making it ring. Riveting story, given anything. Yeah. I was like listen, I would have given anything to have heard the tables screaming Butch Ricky because that makes no sense to outside. None at all of it. Well, speaking making no sense outside people do have a new game coming up. We're gonna play. I think it's gonna work. I'm not a hundred. But I don't think it's going to work. We're going to open that sliding glass door get fancy some air. Yes. Thank you. Intrigue out to get you a new chair of sauna in here. People your car trait. We'll be right back. You all know, I love to brag about finish way. When it comes to furniture. Honey, I know what I like. And I know what looks good or at least what I think looks good. That's why I shop with joy bird. They turn my ideas into reality with hundreds of styles and options, each joy peace is made by hand with care and precision using high quality, hardwood and responsibly sourced materials to fit your exact specifications. A three hundred sixty five day home trial. 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Hey, so I was listening to Howard Stern and I love Howard Stern and it gave me an idea for a game. So he does like sort of prank calls is like, you know, how the local news we'll do like a big big morning birthday to you know, huge jazz. And they try to get them to say names that are obviously filthy, and like these dumb announcers fall for it every time and not always makes me giggle. And I thought to myself I wonder if if we could if I could get Mark to say some names. So what I did is. I. Because you know, Mark is just like no God he's gonna hate me for this. He doesn't know. He did it. He's going to be so mad. I sent him a clothe him talking about the things. They said, hey, listen, I'm going to send you a list of. Names. I want to give thanks to certain street. Talkers max, I'm having a bunch of people. Do it. Arleen, cookie Bill, and edit it together. So I'm gonna send you a bunch of names you just record. Now. These names I went through and then they're pretty obvious. And so I want you to know I wanna play a game with you. Will Mark say it? Oh god. Okay. Time to play the game cold. Mark say it. All right. And you're allowed to sign will Mark say. I don't have any new sound effects this for just using old. We've heard that song a million times. Here we go. So this is will link my Selena's licking my hands. Okay. So this is the I go listening. The first one was genitals. Should it tolls? Gentlemen. Ah told CNN a name take T U L S toll. We'll Mark say. Yes. What do you think? Go around the room. I think yes. I don't think he'll get it. Let's say this toll free talk with Ross Mathews would liked if thank the following listeners Jinnah tolls. Okay. He did say it. The first one. What about the next one? The next one is dean. Dean goal berry. Dingle berry dean, bilberry will say it. Yes. Or no with Keats. That somebody's you've got gotta look and go, wait. That's not a name dean, right? Rain goal berry. Yeah. He's going to say he's not even gonna figure that out. What do you think? Yes, or no, yes. Okay. Let's hear dean go berry. What about CJ? What are we the Eric shun? Eric. Erection. Yes. We'll he. They'll say it just like a wreck scene. Eric shun? It. All right. What about Mona lot? Loan a lot audit. He's gonna say it. He'll sit. He's he. Okay. Mo- lot Nikkei. There's just not a clicking in for him this one. I was he would look it and go that's a take one. Hold on. This one is Mike. Rowe Pena's, micro Pena's, Mike. Rowe Pena's, Mike, repeat he might be catching on the penis. Okay. That's right. And if this is there's a lot of these names in a row, you'd think he'd be like, yeah. It was real flatly. We'll be actually think he'll say micro and then start laughing. What are you doing? Okay. Let's see Mike Rupp Inez. What? He's. Wrong. But still didn't get it. That's okay. That proves that. He has no clue. My. Mike Rupp Inez? Mike groping is supposed to be what about Neil and lick. In his last name is E N L I C K Neil in lick. Yeah. Will he say I mean, he's gonna be figuring this out? Right. You'd think meal in lick. I think you'll say it. I think yeah. Let's see Neil in lick a K Senate. No, he's he's created. The wrong one. Isn't catching on because he's giving his own way of saying the names, which I think is hilarious this one. I don't think this one's that Lucy bowels. He said here's C bells. This one Clint Torres. We'll Mark good. Get clinked Torres has J rod. He's the expert. All right. Clint tories. No. He said it was like little spent like. Here's very similar to the other way. But I lean EULEX Eileen Hewlett Eileen. You'll lick I think he'll say, yeah. That's these are lean you lick. Eileen hewlett. I leave you lick. Could get a little okay. What about Wayne Kerr? Winker Wai-ming curd cake. Great curves. Kerr sell it already Wayne care. Oh my God. Like, he's French wing. Wait care. Like care. Okay. Wayne care, Wayne care. Right. There's no way he's gonna say. Mike ox, little Mike. Cox little. Mike office little seven, but Mike Oxley he won't get that. I mean, he'll say it. He's not catching on yet. Nope. Get ready. Mike ox little? He didn't catch on any of them giddy. Mike little and you spell these to fool him. But there's one I thought I put last 'cause I go maybe he'll do the rest. But there's no way he's saying drew p Balzac. There's no drew drew p Balzac v a l Z A K has again at this after we wouldn't you read Balzac as right, drew. He Mike ox little. Drew, the Balzac prediction was gonna do say it or not say it will Mark say it. Yes. Let's see. Drew p Balzac. With such like. Not drew Bosak. Yeah. Mike ox little? Drew p Balzac. So when you ask you, you just say, can you read off these names, mar you'll hear I said like there was there a reason why or I said, can you get these to me ace up? So I have time to edit then with cookies and Bellas etcetera. Thanks, I told him I wanted to thank some street. Talkers is having everybody else coordinate games. Yeah. And he just like didn't question it. The line the trick. Was you wanna know? How really tricked him? Yeah. I put in normal names too. And I ended it those out. That's I like Chris out water Heather Jones genitals. Ashley Williams dean goal. Berry to be caller, Paul Johnson. Eric shun Haley Davis. Mike routine is the coal Garcia. Mona lot. Juicy and he said every single one with flair, and he's he doesn't know still that he did. I think really kill me hall him. I guess really funny. Do you want to hear all of them in a row is that? Getting to end, Mark. Just really listen. I'm just gonna play talk with Ross Mathews would like to thank the following listening. Genitals. There's dean goal berry. Eric shun? No, no lot means it Mike Rupp Inez. Yep. He's proud Neil inlet. Lucie. Bells. Clint torres. Orlean you lick Wayne care. Those two more news again, Mike ox little. Drew p Balzac. Yeah. Good. Really good. We come back. 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Get started now at stitch fix dot com slash street tongue and get an extra twenty five percent off when you keep all items in your box that stitch fix dot com slash straight talk to get start. Today. Good a stitch, fix dot com slash straight talk. Doc, john. Say baby. I love you. Shea call him baby. While the sudden J. Day nolan. This. Maybe. Kinda shea and call them me baby. The same. Welcome back to the program young up and coming band jesse's. That'd be awesome. Keep your eyes out. Great. Welcome back to the program as we are joined during the break before we get to Nick be training, the blackness effects these ball deep and as getting tossed j rod gets he's on the phone. It's the one and only. I'm great. I want to thank you for recording those names earlier that that was nice of you to do that. You're welcome. Did you? Get a chance to see any of those names. Yeah. Yeah. There are a couple of made me chuckle. Did you did? You know, what the did you did you realize I was playing a joke on, you know? Do you want to go look at some of those names again? Neil and look. Yeah. You look at the other ones. Tours. What about Mike ox little? Say it best. Mike Cox little. What about? Really? Honestly, I thought well 'cause you said they were for people that have given. You know, people put maims like. I thought you were just not. Real as people put him in. Now, Winker wing care. I live in Ashley Williams. That's a real one large. I mixed in real ones too. As you smart. No. Well, the one that made me laugh, and you could even hear the recording the first one it was drew keep doll boss at. So you did know that one. If you listen to it I chuckled on that. But I was like, okay. So I figured people just like Mona lot. Now, I'm really. If you can find t- if you can find another one in there, but see? Kinna tolls. No that's pretty letting with. No, no, no read that. What one? Did you just say again, Ashley, William genitals agenda? I love mortgage. Like, no, I got it. I do. Janna tolls. That's not look deem. That's. Do you think the dean is one? Team. Let me see where's deemed dingo berry Dingle bear. I didn't catch that one. What about Paul Johnson? D- gannet call Johnson, you get it. No, no. What about Heather Jones? Get it. Good. That was good. That would get maybe see laugh the normally. You got us you figured this out. Kip. That's norway. Jetta tolls. That's horrible. Thank you, Mark. It's all God bless you for doing that. Okay. Bye. Bye. Are you done with me? Yeah. Do you have anything for me? No, no. I I was no I was just gonna say the door is still selling cookies if people wanna call okay bye. That was his genital not moving on cut. Love him. Balls deep with bags? Girl. I need to know give it to me good. Giving me true. Give it to be hard. Give it to be dot com. All steep with bags. Oh my God. My balls are a little weak today. Like, I don't have. I don't have my ball. I have a little bit of balls. Witkin the knee. Z j it's good to have you back. I was worried that you are gone. But it was funny. That people are like you ghosted the puck. That made me laugh. And of course, I thought of lands, and you were so adorable at the bubbly branch, I can make CJ's call disappear. She such species. Do you know, what is so cute about you at the bubbly brunch? You were working to I loved when you were running around catching the money because the look on your, vases does okay. Explain it. He was adorable at the bubbly Bronx fun Ross stretch. Okay. So I saw on your Twitter about how you listed some people that wanted you wanted to interview. And I was really surprised that you put Donald Trump on their totally love to interview Donald would be do you can you think of what would be your first question bringing for Russia? But he would just go collusion or pin? Why didn't why if you're not guilty? Do you act like you're guilty? Though that would go good because here's the deal. I I I don't know if he's guilty. We don't know if he's guilty. I don't know what. But why does he acting like he is if I had a child, and they were like like did you take a cookie, and they're like, no it only like cookies, I know you like cookies are only cookies why are you saying you don't like cookie? Like, did you take when it's like he's just acting like he's guilty. So I would just I'd ask him. Why are you? Why? If there's nothing there, then why are you acting like there's something there? Yeah. So you want people to come in here to interview on straight talk or pop Todd. I just mean in general, I was I was watching to just thinking who else I list on there? Like, there's people like, Danny devito. I would love to. He was on my list. But I like that all the nominees for that are coming out for the president. I would love to I would love to interview. Well, you have to talk to them. You know, I've got interviewed Nancy Pelosi about need interview. Michelle obama. I've I've interviewed Nancy Pelosi. Yes, I have did you like her? I did like her energies, good Anderson. Enjoyable. I interviewed Nancy. She was very very fun, and then speaker Pelosi, and then I hosted at twenty fifth anniversary party was me. And Tony Bennett for her. And she sent me flowers, and she left me a voicemail God in big time. So who's your number one person you really wanna get? She wasn't on the list. But maybe Rachel Maddow. I'd want to interview her really. Yeah. I I spent I spent an hour with her every day. And so I would. I wanna talk like are you what what her real thoughts? But she pretty much gives her real thoughts on the show, doesn't she puts things into context, you can sort of sort of glean in Yala where like what she thinks, you know, but like journalists, and she wouldn't really claim to be I guess in a weird way. She is journalist but journalism is different than the whole point of journalism in like back in the day journalism supposed to be a gatekeeper of knowledge. Here's the truth. Here's the public. We are the gatekeeper between the truth and the public, and what sort of happened over time or these lot of these journalists have become editorials, the editor allies things now that that's not new like newspapers used to editorialize something come together as a staff there was no no name on the opinion was in editorial sections. Everyone knew it was not. It was not just fact, but it was a pinion. And so now, there's there's just very blurred blurred. You know, like some of these networks MSNBC included just as just as bad as Fox News like they are so biased. In the way, they deliver and think the news, and it goes from one person to another just giving their opinion on the house, which is not news. We know what I like about Rachel is she she doesn't claim. She she's guilty that a little bit. But she just tries to put it in historical context every night every single night. And I love that about her. That's interesting. She starts her shows like big day to day nineteen sixty six this happened this happened, and that's why it's relevant now. Because history has shown us that this happens before, and I love the contracts differ show. So you would do really well with the political show. Like if it was something like a Rachel maddow's show. I love that kind of stuff. Nikki stretch. I'm so excited. You're gonna be on Wendy. Oh, I'm excited when they Williams she's been out. And I think I think Ross you should be hosting that guest hosting that show. Thank you. They've been having different guesses, but Nikki, I'm so glad you're gonna be on that path. I'm going to be great. Thank you. So I thought the panel was just like you go in for ten minutes and talk, but we're hosting the show amazing. Oh, really for the whole show. Okay. For one show. I beat believes Carson Crossley myself bevy Smith and Carla. Carla put their name Carla Carlisle bevy, but Carlos she's from the car. Oh. Yes. Yes. I know Michael yo who I used to work with Michael to my go-to. Oh, my go-to. So we're we're doing we're doing to show. So we'll see jed I'll be watching. I'll be watching. Yeah. I love the rotating panel is how did you just have something really quick? You smoked you smoke pot. Right. I do edibles. But is that the same spoken? It's not it's the same. It's the same drug THC going up in. You felt did you see online that they're saying that we dries out your vagina? Oh, I ain't got no problem. I had tell blow of on. I was gonna ask you if that's true. What's your ideal? I can put my eyedrops in your pechanga. If you. You know, I I haven't noticed that. But keep the opposed you you see your wealth. I was just curious. I'll technically you're doing my so Ron balls vulgar might try. That's it guys. Wow. I don't have a lot of time to go with backseat. I wanna know more so much your balls out tobacco. One time with a heck see. Upper while Nick, thank you. So monkey backsied. Thank you NICKY. It's time for. I'm bringing you the news these doors out to this new. Mickey please. Yes. Sorry tracked. Nikki believable story today. This is from one of our straight talkers. This is Mary Laura Mary, Laura looked to first Mary. Mary laura. Okay. So I know right. Meri's? This story is in honor of all of our dog loved that. On my lap right now. Audrey next to me sexy. We love you and her sending you love about hike because I know this has been so far. I haven't had a chance to talk to you about it on the podcast. But I'm I'm assuming really tough on you. I'm just sitting really really talk. This one has been a hard one on me. But it's okay. How's he doing steers? Thank you for asking. Ross Steve is looking around. He gets up in the middle of the night and looks for him, and it breaks, my heart. But you know, he's extra clingy with me. But he's going to be okay. I think they adjust you. It's to be fine. So thank you. Yeah. So this is an honor of you. So Mary, Laura thank you for this. This is not a crazy goes story. But since the straight talkers are group of animal lovers, myself included. I thought you would appreciate this. So this is in honor of sweet powered so I have a big old rescue hound dog named Joe lean. Yes, named after that Joe lean who I am completely obsessed with she saw the energy protective, a little neurotic. And she's the sweetest dog ever. She's one hundred percent. I don't take my bone just because you can. Joe lean? Nikki just looks dead. Pam. I love it. Don't take my bone just because you came. She's one hundred percent and not the dog that I would have picked out for myself. But when I visit her visited her at the local shelter. I immediately knew I could not live without her. Anyway, Joe lean normally see sleeps almost every night at the foot of my bed, and sometimes she even sleeps in her bed on the ground. I think she thinks she needs to keep her posted night the other night. I was having a really bad dream like the kind where you have to wake yourself up from the nightmare. When I rolled over. I realized that instead of being at my feet where she always falls asleep. Joe lean was right up against my back and had her big old head lane on my shoulder. I genuinely think that she knew I was having a terrible dream in wanted me to know that she was there I rolled back over and I fell back asleep knowing that she literally had my back and everything is okay. She said human animal connections are magic indefinitely unnec eight believable. I have attached to picture of Julian does Email because she's so damn cute. I love you all and I love straight talk the community that you all have built and continue to nourish just by being. In yourselves is also completely unday key believable, infinite Kish pushes Mary Laura I've always wanted to Saint Bernard. So I definitely have a little I live vicariously through you and Verna debt, and here's a picture of her dog. And I'm actually going to. Julien's mary. The Laura thank you for that. Under believe. Is I love that. Because dogs do know how you feel. They do communicate or with you. They give you so much. But I also think if you see all the time because I don't know if I can take this kind of pain again doing me like getting dog like, my friend. She got a cat, and she's like she went to the rescue. And God is she looked at it. And she says, well, I guess I'm going to kill you one day because you make a contract with the NFL. But it's so worth it. It's so worth the love. I don't know Ross because this one really broke me. But think about all the good is you wouldn't have had the drid. You wouldn't have had all that time with him. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's tough. But it's so worth it. I promise you, it's pretty great. But my mom does say you do get to a certain age. We like I'm done purchasing. Heartbreak. Yeah. So just a couple of things. Go talk about first of all there's this new show on BT called boomerang. It is based on one of my favorite movies. Starring Murphy of all time. So boomerang is produced by away and Halle Berry. It is amazing. It is gorgeous. Anytime a show like that happens. I appreciate a show that knows how to light black people on TV them. I don't like them. How do I them like insecure? If he was insecure, we just need and the movie moonlight. If you walked away that black people need to be lit, and it is gorgeous. And it is that young, and it is fun and his perfect. So I see you lit every weekend. Little Black Panther too. Yes. Yes. Go, but what's been wearing? It is amazing. Secondly, shot up to tame our Braxton because God bless for black. Being the winner of celebrity. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. If y'all don't. Yes. So watching that and her to get every single vote, and I think it was like a lot of first for her too. And she was like the first ever. It was the first time ever somebody came in the house first, and then made it all the way to the end in one. I was already. Right at first. I was like, oh, I don't know. How this? It was amazing. So shout out to taymor Braxton. Finally, former NFL star Marty Bennett. I know he's the play for the patriots. I remember at the time when Philander Castellon alter third and got killed. He pinned a letter. Coke beer, black boy. So it was pretty much talking about pay when I was younger we weren't able to consume this sort of media when these things happen the same way too young kids can do it now. And so it's a little daunting and kids can kind of be traumatized for. But so he pinned this letter but fast forward he's now turning that letter into a book. And so I thought that he's turned into a book, and it's called the same name. Dear blackboard. So it's just kind of telling the story of how these kids can be all diverse big black boys having blackboard joy being -cluded. It'd be proud. It comes out in March by it. You have kids of color in your life of blue black babies get the book support and he's on his own publishing company to which is. Black business. So it's good. And it's all eleven light. And that's all I got oh book somebody prosecute at. But get him in the fuck out. See I couldn't believe that. I want. Guy in West Hollywood. They have to to gay black dudes that died in his. They're still he they show him on the news. They were following him in the garage. So he's still up there living. So they're just they're they're not. They're investigating him on guy. That's really dark and twisted. That's yup. Yup. You. Black. Jay rod come on getting saucy. What you read? All right. Just go. I turned off. So no sauce updates. I hate to tell you that. What about the hot sauce? You're going to have the red hot hot us. Buffalo wings us. I'm going to try that failed. You I was supposed to have it during the Super Bowl. And then I decided against it with pizza because that's what I was craving. It's not about what you want. I know eat need to eat to survive. So about what I want thinking about the podcast also shout out to Colin Kaepernick. I don't know if you saw the CJ to settlement with the NFL grouping. Grouping. You know, I think that it's a it's a that. I believe in personally myself, but it kind of came to anticlimactic end, and I just kind of want to give settlement. He said that he said it'll. Undisclosed so pretty much. They were like, yeah. Here's the one you bright, but they didn't pretty much apologize or anything. News. Yeah. Colin Kaepernick in next sauce. I'll definitely you know. Thank you so much. Listen, we've done it again. Everybody. Shasha underscore would Regan's underscore taxi Malone is that fancy bologna. Is C J life C J A Y L Y markets. Nikki Boyer on and it came boy on Twitter in 'em. The keyboard on Instagram. You'll also be supporter. Williams. That'll be additionally, I'm Hella Ross and the show. Hello Ross paw. Make sure Brian Ross bubbly brench dot com sold out again in Palm Springs. It's just tickets. At noon. Pumps Sundays at noon. Thanks so much you guys. All right, there you go. We've done it. Again. We'll see next time right here on straight talk. Thing.

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Be Do Have - EP 306

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:04:46 hr | 10 months ago

Be Do Have - EP 306

"He you know sometimes you hear things that just below your blows your mind a little bit and I heard something that I really had to stop and think about and I really want to run it by and I want to start this year by asking you all all this question and So I want to know as we begin. Twenty Twenty three twenty two thousand talking the Barbara Walters called twenty twenty twenty crazy twenty twenty. Yeah that'd be right like anyone else's car fly get well. So here's the deal. I have a question I want to ask you something. I heard. I WanNa know if you think this is true or not if it applies to you and I really wanted to bait plus a brand new game today. All right are doing this at the beginning they call it bill boarding the show coming up today coming up today on the streets out with Ross Ross. Pretty question he wasn't all the street dog plus a brand new game. We're GONNA play are you able dropper. We'll find out that much more more coming up straight talk with us and then I play the song understand that a billboard. That's called bill boarding but I can't play the song unless I'm begged for it by CJ EJ and by the way. I didn't write the law. Happy New Year everybody else. Can you please play that song that I love so much to welcome us is it. Okay Oh you wish you know you top love honey now. Ross Matthew the whole job stretch talking sounds plenty sweet to me down Mumbo jumbo twenty nine phenomenal show. We have for you to kick out of Ross nappies honored by that applause. That's true man. Always quick reach around. Thanks seat. Only Boyer back after winning. CONFIGURE COUNTRY CLEVELAND. I don't think so black toilet lifetime. Achievement Award at the two thousand nine hundred nine straight talk. It is one and only Taylor Faber. I'm still on a high I'd love when you are when you are on hiatus from work because it means that when I call and go king coming Pong table she you know she. She just told us she looks around and she says yes shows up. I'm so glad that you did now. Listen I'm teased. Everybody at the beginning of the program about something. I heard this was at Christmas when I was home in Washington and I was with my uncle John and he did you know we were in the kitchen. We were just walking uncle. John's great you know John Locke Eight and he's got this great voice kind of Raspy a little bit but not too late. She's a great voice. You always sounds like an authority figures. He's GonNa listen to him and he's like here. Did you know this. And he said a fact and I said it wasn't a kitchen. Listen and a couple of things one. I thought I love this. I love it you told me to. Does it apply to me three. I have to talk about this on. The podcasts hassle applies to everybody else. What real quick uncle? John said something to me. What do you think you said? Random facts here. It does have something Asian woman in the bed. Does it have something to do with the New York. No it doesn't Ross. Mathews does is it has to do with maybe like a bucket list or like something your your bills. Sure just cut her baynes. Does it have something maybe with Hollywood as whereas robots Earl USA Today. Ah John Asked about a fun fact about food. No Okay Ready. He says he said. Ross I did you know that every human is supposed to poop eighteen inches a day. Hard for those that you're still free said if you you break it up into like you know whatever it is you can do nine inches four inches five inches. Whatever it is you're supposed to poop eighteen inch at least or the average or shack and Mary Lou? Retton no I average human on average. Yeah so raspberry athletes what about Shaq vs webster's Mr Throat. So there's a lot of fiber in weedy hard you're eighteen inches eighteen inches. Now the average person you put it all together the average person is supposed to go eighteen inches a day. Now I want you to think about uh-huh now everybody I want to ask this. Everybody turns and looks. Can I get an Amen Right. Everyone turns and looks has taken in on the FA. No no I didn't. I didn't know a U turn. I should hope so after all. Wake up and look at what you left in the bowl now you think about think about when you go once right now now. Everyone picture how big that is. In your head. On average God no eighteen inches is what this big right. I'm holding up eighteen inches. Sieges this okay. That's ten almost two. CJ's just under two CJ. Okay think I wouldn't mind using now. How many how you WANNA get Blanche up in many times? Are you going in a day. Two two to three. That's really three. I do I go to before I go to the gym easily. I do when I wake up at one right before the then one ranked the gender wise men just all the time give appoint. Yeah but if you and you do your own mouth you'd you'd you look at no not that bowl and then look at the ball within right how if you add it all up. Are you getting eighteen. Yup I aw I can say with certainty really I get to eat without a doubt. I do my daily fourteen. Also the scientists who had to measure out this job. That's where I went on an average day. What's your number? I honestly couldn't tell you I would say about a foot by would brow part about twelve inches. Yeah I don't I never really qualitative and quantitative you'd have to have to have and by the way I've really fiber hardcore Meta right right really. What a difference it's made? What an amazing difference? Well you've always I mean in the past few years you have always been a very clean sweeper tailing checks all my movements you even elevated this. Yes how many times do you go today with the fiber boost. I I mean I don't know if I WANNA say why Brag in Iraq. I would say three I would say three healthy and all chain sweepers. I and I know I hit my eighteen sweepers squatty potty of course sure yeah human eliminate living human being. Of course I do is it Nikki clogged only once like once a day about once a day you put both of us together. I think eighteen may take him so how many times you go a day to half. That means yeah. I not eating dead meat carcass. You guys are kind of whatever. Want any part of you. That strives for more unique. Nope it's top out like have some sort of record broken or something but they know that would be fun contest. Just have to get one more opinion. Matthew you are editor. He's in the back are you. How many times did they hold up? Your fingers are you going or I would say three three and do you get your eighteen inches. Yeah he gets his so maybe commanding. This too is how many times have you took all the eighteen inches around the world. How many times would it reach the moon back elitist? Thank you so much. Thank you for that happy New Year. Everybody well I'll tell you I didn't bring up poop. We know in trouble but I ask ourselves. I want you all to tweet us. How many times do you go in you hitting your eighteen foot? What you get in to hit us up at Hello Ross Pot burn? We're starting the horse. Mickey and I will be gone soon. Started to so so we see it right now. Nikki and I were in Puerto Vallarta as the show's being released. We're down there. I go down Right after new years. Nikki's the same day and we're going to be down there for a bit. I'm Vallarta now. Listen Nikki excited. I can't wait to poop in Mexico. I know certainly get a foot long. They're really this. I got a two bedroom bedroom suite and and And I'm so excited because my friends Scott well who's been on the show before we went to the China to me is staying with me because he stay with me last time we say so I call him and I'm like Hey. Hey you're staying with me. He goes way. I'm what I'm not saying with you. I got my I got my own room. Oh why why why are you laughing over there. CJ GIG lie confirm log in Mexico because because we all get along with everybody usually one afternoon a little tumble. It hasn't happened to downplay that even like the last six trips. I haven't gotten any MONTEZUMA's revenge. Tolerance for Ross. I was okay so let me say this known so I have to like sweet kitchen balcony. Hot Tub UH living room two bedroom two bathroom Acute want and Scott Out. Well he The reason I always get a room because when I had no money it was on the tonight show. We went to New York for the first time and I had zero dollars and he took care of me. Let me sleep in his room. He's such an amazing man. So I said if I ever get money I'm going to take care of you forever so I I do so. I called him to talk it out and he said No. I got my own room. I didn't know and I just I just assumed he knew because anyway it was a homeless community also demanded to Puerto Vallarta By himself early. So that's true. Yeah so so I realized I now have a two bedroom suite. And it's it's just me and Nikki's come. She singing her in place. We've always in the same building all the same whatnot but just me and a sweet. So then I call vaccine and I said Guess what I have a free bedroom in a gorgeous platelet rooftop stunning the best place in Puerto Vallarta Gore just all expenses paid usually to buy a flight and get yourself down there for cheap for cheap right. I found round trip. Four hundred dollar ticket which is not nothing no but for a free Mexican vacation is great and all right fags e tell the the people. I'm not going no backup. Let's back out. I'm in bed it's like eleven. Thirty five I'm dozing you know. I'm watching the late night show by Purple Mattress so cozy my phone rings who the fuck is calling me at eleven thirty five I I pick up I could see Ross look over and I I know I pick it up and he starts talking. There's no hello there's no it was just like okay hip so this is what happened in an extra room and you're going and I'm like what no no no I don't want to go to Puerto Vallarta. I've I've told you one thousand times. Yes I don't want I did say I was very grateful. Thank you for offering in thinking about it. I want to me I want to go back. You know I'm not going there. You WanNa get diarrhea. That's what he's going to own and I go. You know what you could say is thank you so much for the kind offer. I'll think about it. No no no no no no. It was abusive and I call an elder elder abuse kept saying soldier abuse elder abuse. Because you're loaded. I'm still convinced that you were because it was very erratic. It was not online started booking tickets when I was I was saying flat out. No I said let's see what the tickets would cost. No you said I'm booking you can pay me back. I said elder abuse. And that's that's awful. You guys the best offered him a punishment goes like I said. Hey you and spend the weekend Shashank. No I got you. That's a beautiful. Oh sweet in port in Puerto Vallarta on the whole I have to. I was very grateful at the beginning. I said thank you so much for thinking about me. That's really nice. Ross but I don't think I'm GONNA do it. I don't I think I think that's what he said. Let me talk about how you know. Now let me let me. Let's all excited so. Cj everyone here knows fancy. When I called him and said free trip to Puerto Vallarta Vallarta? I wasn't a free trip. It was just a free room. I Apologize. I'm sorry to ask you to tell elven how much a ticket costs around. You WanNA stop in Dallas. I'm not going to attack. I gave you the option to sort of our ever want to fucking go that diarrhea capital of the world. I'll make sure you check out bubbly brunch at the bar every case so when he comes in here here and says to the listeners the trusting listeners when he says them I said Oh Ross. Thank you so much for the offer but I'm going to have to do you think he said that. Oh you think he said is not going to that place. Diarrhea fucked up. That's what you pushed me into is very grateful. I'm saying it. I tried to be nice. I always please do the tragic offered you. Jay helped me please help me somebody. Nicky listen clear of the dynamic here like it's mom dad on the verge of divorced Burns too old. It's exhaust mom. Be Quiet Nikki talking but what I do love is that I think I think you do. Start off in gratitude but each push each other's this buttons and you go from gratitude to anger and like point zero second but the funny thing is is that I will agree. You always always said to me. The vacation is a form of self abuse. It is because you have to come home at the end. It's it is a former. I can promise you. I'll never off. If you anything like this again you'll feel when you don't -cations you don't like oh I find them self abusive because you have to come on. Come home it's a bust your there. Yeah I love it you know and then you gotta go homework. It's a Downer like why torture yourself so then you just want to always stay home. Our Um I think you should go. I think you would have a good time. Of course he would have a good time all their Nikki and are the frisky friscos there. Scott current you have a really great time like I hear what you're saying but I think you have a really great time. Thanks beautiful people. I'm working work from there. I could get automatic skype anywhere in so many straight talkers. We'll be their promised you every time we go straight TALKER EP. Half for my ticket. Oh my mortgage you fuck see. We have not as by the way that what. You're wait let me tell you after. I was assaulted by his naked eye. Far He takes it to so oh then. I was abused by his outlook on life ungrateful. That's really awful. How do you think I feel? Oh so then I called Taylor and I text text today and I said to take because I know she's off right now she's I said you exist exist bags I go by and I'm calling to say what did I say. So you skip parts. I said Oh that's great. Oh that's great awesome. Ah flat out lie. That's not a plan. I was recording conversation. It's in the files I don I sent spousal abuse and you look Justin Bieber. Today is wearing a little blonde wig with the Little Justin Bieber. But so I called tails. fags is what you WANNA free. Room import on my. I can't she can't either way. I have to go back to work. We why it were like that's it. That's the attitude right there. Did you hear him. He mock you go back to work. He does what he does to me having Coming from a conflict I I was deep cut. Wave Way back in fact Z.. Brings up a good point. I was a conflict manager in elementary school. I went to training but the week long adviser with hands holding hands and I would control the recesses S.'s. And I had a clipboard. And if they're fighting over four score Bali go like Whoa. WHOA WHOA WHOA? Hey and I grabbed the ball. What's going on here? Tell me what happened and that would help. Kids solve the problems too. Fancy do think maybe you have the problem and not the conflict manager. It's he's playing reverse psychology. It's psychological. Mind Games Games with me. It's psychological just is it. We need a conflict manager. I think someone here should be a this whole segment called conflict with right and who's wrong. Yeah let me let me plead my case and you can all vote. There's three of us. So the majority opinion voice. So let me tell you this streetwalkers all I did all I did. Let me tell you what I did. I paid for beautiful sweet and when I found out there was an extra space. A Beautiful Room with its own private bathroom. In case someone has the Shit's it's maybe nineteen twenty inches. I don't know but if I said I had the space and what I thought my first thought was. Let me we give it to a friend who has expressed. Every time I go to Puerto Vallarta. Who's he's asking he's going his balls or deep about what we did? What's going on? It's own cuisine of about it. I thought let me give this. They are not. These are not inexpensive rooms. It's a beautiful. It's the most expensive place to stay there but I know I'm in the middle okay. So what I have is what I have. Is this beautiful space. That would be going to waste and I think who could use a life experience and and I thought my friend faxing and I want to give this gift it to him I WANNA do. Is this beautiful serene place I would love to share this experience with a great friend. N- define and you know what I'll do it at no expense to him. I'll take care of it. You just need to get yourself there and you know what it is on just enjoy luxuriate relax work. Forgive me to this. Why fight free three for you? I paid for free and enjoy yourself and what I what I got back was was an assault. While I'm in the middle Ma'am I mean why would you. I don't want to go there. I don't want to get diarrhea. Why would you bug me? I don't want I need to work. You can't work from there. Were question in the middle. No no sorry. You've earned the right now. I'm sorry was part of this effect that he called you to eleven thirty at night. was that part of it absolutely absolutely Tia. Thank you thank you for that up. I kept saying I was dry. Was Half you're lucky. Picked up that damn bone. I wish I wish you wouldn't have. I'm not going to from now on. I blocked your number right. Have you really thought thank you tell you that that's been I kept bringing. The dog is Ross. Matheson longer will tell you this. I'll tell you this. I tried to do something nice and it blew up and I'm sorry. I see the apologized for offering you a free room. I know I didn't think you'd be like coach. No I'm sorry. Excuse for putting you in the wake of having to be invited out of your comfort zone to have a great time and I'm sorry I should've. I should've known better that take that for you. You know next time. I have a dark room here at home. I'll make sure to offer that to you. I I will never offer you a beautiful rooftop room in paradise overlooking the ocean for free. I won't use. Should've I should've gotten me too if if you don't go I'll never come over. I'll never call he threatened. You're leaving all now like yes. Yes you I was just eating grin on your thing. I think that you knew and you called him. I think he knew exactly. We're going to get it not for that. Bottom snapping is four. Yes I promise I swear I do almost think he would curve because I love I love bringing I really only have expressed a bunch of times that we talked about on the show. You uh-huh well thanks. I didn't get the invite. You have expressed a bunch of time. So thanks so I believe what Ross is saying that he that he thought they say straight talk with Russ. You'd think I'd like to spend my this. How what I love to do on a Thursday night? This is is my favorite thing to do. I like to stay up till eleven thirty and then offer people free. Please go day in Mexico when I know they'll say no. That's how that's how I really get my kicks. Get you think you would have a good time. He has a really nice raw like bags. He was GonNa say you knew what he would say like this like that like breakfast not always not all Wayne one time this week. I got your breakfast kissing. You didn't end up going once. Not Oh my God. He doesn't listen. I told him a thousand times. I don't eat breakfast and he's like French does he goes. I'm not going thirty six later. He texts back French. Toast sound good. That is true okay. Cj I I can't come up and then I have. I think I have a good solution at all of you say who was right. Who was wrong? Thank you okay. Do you WANNA go Nikki. Well I just WANNA say having said all of this you're toxic relationship with bras that's abusive elder abuse. spousal abuse all of this stuff. That's going on. I think I really think you should come to Puerto Vallarta I. I think this is a sign. This is a good way to start the New Year out of your comfort zone. I think I usually I really feel like you can't be room room away but I didn't give the room away just not going to give it to you. That's what okay did you really have. You thought about me being there. Did you know I would just want to be in my bedroom and in the bed the whole time I probably I wouldn't I don't drink. I don't do anything beautiful to walk it listen. Jj Approach. No listen to this. It's the beaches the pull. I live by the beach for sixteen years. Yeah I did but I didn't yell at like that. I know but what kind of things that to say. Let's go to walk arrest. I live by the beach for sixteen eighteen year food to smell the music Tanada Tijuana. It's like Puerto Vallarta. There's no oh gosh. Straight talkers made fun of me. They go you know Russell Porta in its Puerto Vallarta port. Ovar I say. Porto it's poured out dicky Puerto. Ted Atalanta Puerto Vallarta Puerto. Here's the deal. It's what is the deal. Happy New Year right. WHO's right? WHO's strong happy New Year? I feel like it would be a big step out of your comfort zone but I think people would have to honor the fact that you need to have you have experience on near Juror. Thank you would do you. That's all I'm asking you for a little bit of that understanding I s social anxiety. I don't WANNA be around. You say if I go I WANNA go on my terms as you said. I don't want to go to that Shit I would've said I WANNA go. On my terms. He would have exploded. Can you imagine he didn't say let me think about. But if I go if I go so I do want to go on my terms. He said I don't want to go to that. Shithole get diarrhea. That's what he said. Well that is the truth so was I was I wrong an in an ideal vocabulary. Okay so maybe I added Shit. It's so hard it's still hard as a child of two. Oh unhappy parents in a marriage. It's really difficult to differentiate. Who's right and wrong? You just see my people pleaser tendencies or leading up a guy talk. Am I right or wrong. This is the most Both of you are right in. Thank you agree. I agree scale like can. Can I tell you really quick. So we'll see what I'm thinking too. Because he has to experience on his own terms fancy moves to a different rhythm to the most of us. And you know we're also and you when I go man you walk all the time everywhere and I don't we don't hang all the time then. Sometimes we like let's go out and let's say Dope Win. What time and I? I think he can have the same schedule. He'll let me ask you. We thank you C. J. CJ when. Kurt what has this has nothing to his experience. There is not the problem his reaction to me inviting him as the issue hit his experience. There is believed through. We did about his fake scenario scenario of him being there if you have a good time in his own space what I'm talking about is there. I'm talking talking to offer to him and he blew up at me but we talked that that is true. No it's not I could see the. What is I know I was so you you offered that room and no it I said let me think about it all you in the morning and I'll look up the information? That's what I look at the information. No because what I love you. He's right he's right. I would have to be on my terms and I know if I went. You'd be come on. Come on come on come on Oh you you call him every patient. Let me put this out there right now. You will never need to worry about that. Aw You let me make a promise to like the promise I made to you when you had that merely against your fucking floor and I said I'd never with your house. Let me make a promise you right now and Ford winning episode. I know if if and when you ever go to Puerto Vallarta I will not step foot in that town. While you're there I never will expedient Puerto Vallarta with you just so crazy a builder like real dark. I'll tell you why because now everyone's so dizzy with you talk you that. No one could see what clearly happened. Argued gaslight your gaslight at U.. ESPN Puerto Vallarta Baby. No no or as they say in Spanish no we'll be right back. You know how much I love being in bed right. I mean it is so important to have a nice bed and to keep it nice. It's like your sanctuary. You know at the end of a long day you know we all work hard. I WANNA crawl into my perfect bed. Yes and you want to look forward to absolutely. And that's why I love Boll and branch sheets. These sheets AIDS are so sought. We talk about mattresses all the time. It's important to spend to to find the right quality of sheets right. 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Talk at fifty dollars off your welcome Back on and off the in writing food. Welcome back to the program. Oh Wow I am so excited did you know I'm excited to have quality time with Nikki. We're having find listed. She's buzzed. You guys there's leave. Sorry we leave on the third of January and then I'm there just for five days Nikki. Yeah a high drunk. I don't drink vodka unless I'm here I'm going into the third and then Tommy and I are staying for some days and then we're going to sell you lead a wonderful. The blowhole is. There's a blowhole oh whole there. You've you've been to the blow home I have but I don't know what you're talking about. You know where the ocean goes up through a cave and it blows blows out but I I. I can't wait to to shove it down your little Caesar all right. Here's the deal. So I have this tour coming Brian. It's called namedrop tour right. We all know about that. And the NAMEDROP Tour namedrop the book go to Hell. Larussa come preordered the book all this so one of the things. We're going to be on the tour. Where is playing a game with the audience? I'm still working that game out and so I wanNA know if you guys are workshop if you guys would help me and then we're gonNA play the name drop game here got it. It's the first time I've never played it so you can help me. Tell me if you think it's fun or not okay. So it's time for the name name name dropped off. Oh my Gosh namedrop namedrop Dr. ooh Drop Open. So here's how this works all right so in the book namedrop. I dropped some names right. Well no it. Name dropping is telling story about CELEB- dropping a celebrity name right. So here's how this is going to work in this. First first round you'll each have ten seconds to drop five names specific category. Do you understand me. Oh my Gosh I'm GONNA keep score over here now. Of course I'm nervous. That's hard core. Hang I'm nervous because I'm so tipsy. Nicky what were you drinking over there. uh-huh Tito's and FRESCA delicious. It is delicious. You're welcome for that okay. Do you understand the rules of the game. Okay wait did you say the rules. Yes yes so you're going to have I'm gonNA give you drop in the first round five celebrity names in a certain category. I'll say named five this kind of celebrity. You'll have ten seconds to do it. Okay okay so you'll name as many as you can in those ten seconds if you can name five you'll stop. Okay the most you can name and around is five got it or maybe maybe it's better because I'm workshop in the game. Just name as many as category. Okay so we know over his Co. it's many as you can in ten seconds. Okay now who wants to go. I take take picture. Okay in ten seconds namedrop as many country singers as you can tell me. Why Net Dolly Parton Buck Owens Oh. It's hard to Blake Shelton to my God. That's hard okay. All right ten seconds you named four countries Matt great though all right Nikki Nikki intense seconds name same as many Oscar winning actresses as you hand versus Toma Meryl Streep Gwyneth Paltrow Tammy Wynette Christian slater in No not when you got three three interest in this game is fun right. It's hard when you're not not going along the Oscar. Winning actress should be Christian. Slater is a man and not an actress to see you know gender limit. EJ Your next. You have ten seconds to name as many male Sitcom Stars as you. Can John Stay most Bill Cosby All three few who are well. You got to isolate Dave Bob Tim Allen. Alan countdown scares excluded from Russia rise. All Right Malone this is yours you have ten seconds name as many male Ol- popstars as you can Justin Bieber. John Legend Kenny loggins. I love Kenny Rogers. Pop Oh d- what's that guy's name the orioles career. No I got four Kenny Rogers. The pop star heated islands in the Stream. Judges do except Kenny Rogers. Now it's like pop star Pop Dark Aqua Tater tot this ten seconds to the name as many male Oscar winners. I'm awful job. Oh God John Travolta got one song the lead with five all right nick. It's your turn. You have three contains lead if you take more than two right I Nikki. I need you to name. I'm as many intense British celebrities as you can do. Ten nine eight allies. You couldn't Mareo Tuck Connor Tyler Mitch. McConnell play that's awful Jim none got it all right so cj your necks. In my head. I could I need you to name As in ten seconds as many actresses over the age of Fifty Helen. Maram Agile no agile said Linda redgrave redgrave redgrave and Meltzer. Okay you got it in just one. Did you say Lynn Redgrave Lynn. Yes okay redgrave raid. Last name is the first six. All right Okay now fantasy you have as many name as many. I forgot to make another category. Can I say this porn stars can can you category. I forgot I made one showed up for tune stars. Okay ready yeah hold on. You have ten seconds seconds to name as many cartoon characters as you can Wilma Flintstone. Scooby Doo Shit. three cartoons. Oh Wow K.. Poker on us not to keep going. Okay well let me deal after rounds with one into fags see seizures in the linguistics See a fancy. Each of five in Nikki has three at heart so now in this last round each answer is worth to you only have five seconds and the categories are even your. You're so mickey. Unfortunately you've been eliminated from this. Oh thank you all right. And there's only one question for each move so today is in the Lee seizures six fantasy and take each have five and each worth two. You'll need a five seconds to to named namedrop as many celebrities as you can. Okay so tater tot you're GONNA go. I Taylor in five seconds name as many celebrities as you can in whose first name starts with the letter. C God Carol channing. Three to A Chris Martin Chris Pine Chris Evans Chris. Now he's got three in. You got three in times it built. ooh ooh okay harder than it sounds okay. CJ in five seconds. Nate namedrop as many reading as you can celebrities liberties who have celebrity fragrances. Jennifer Lopez Sarah Jessica Parker Mo- Jabe lies and Yeah okay well. It's good all right ready so it doesn't even know that Mary J. I made that up. I'm spacey task. What Mary it's just hilarious? Do you know Mary. J. Blige has a fragrance google. She does. She does check with the judges to see if Mary J. Blige we're going to get that answer coming up. She does she does okay. What's it called catering ration- in the dancers range? I think really. It's called high knows it's called a hater great. It's called high note. Okay now it all comes down to this bags. This is your last question. Okay in five seconds. Name is many any films as you can. That won the Oscar for best picture. Oh Shit dances with wolves. Uh All right pop into my head so after the play has a score of seven all right okay as a score of ten and has a score of eleven making her the win the game that one out of drama name I hope people who are listening to the show practice. Yes and I want them to. I want I bet. By the end of the tour. They're are going to be similarly black belt. I hope so. And we're just working the game out now so we're GONNA mattress clean not live for prices a lot of fun a lot of fun. It's hard because when you're here it was a lot of pressure people playing in their cars like they're probably I hope so. We'll see if you were as now all right. Make sure you get your tickets to name drop dropped tour at named Hello Ross Dot Com also do preorder the book We'll see you in thirty cities across the country. If you WANNA see what cities those are makes you go to hell. Ross Dot Com. They're all right. There are going to my social media. 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What a great way to kick off the reach are just go for a recharge your tires just go on if I went would you be? You'd you'd let me do my thing if I just wanted to rest. I want to be alone today. Would you say oh my gosh. My authors been reneged. AAC Book that ticket. They had the phone out. Where's your from? Listen if you right now if you decided that you wanted go I could probably find it in my heart to allow you to stay in my room even after what you put me through. I could do it. Okay if if you allowed me in your room. Would you allow me to do my thing when we're there together even in the same room. Am I ever needy on you. I go I think chill but it's different dynamic with CJ. I think with me you WanNa like push me around. Let me be very clear about this. We does so much rather hang out with. Cj than you. I the I mean I I'm self sufficient. I'll need no. He Wakes yes. Oh early he he'll. He'll be texted me like Oh yeah walk to starbucks twenty miles away to go get coffee I take early and just he's off on his own. Then I walked. You wouldn't league like banging on my door get up. We're going to breakfast breakfast. Yes I but I would expect you saying no I mean listen. Here's the deal if it sounds like I'm pretty awful and that you don't WanNa go off no it sounds like oh Ross. Would you be like yourself so I don't want to subject you to how terrible I am especially in another country. Yeah because it sounds pretty hard for you. So I'm ah going. Listen listen you guys. You can either have this toxic horrible unhealthy dynamic in the estates or you can have them in Puerto Vallarta. So why not have this in Puerto Vallarta within the ocean. And there's fun she's a lush. Yeah she's loaded I am. I don't know I gotta eat some chips chips. You can't drive home. Oh my God man okay well do you think when it comes down to it you just two people trying to get along and live your lives eighteen inches at a time. Oh Oh God okay. This week this I is the first of two thousand twenty. It would be quite a twist to the story. If by the end of this podcast fancy had booked his ticket to Puerto Vallarta. I really think it could be magical. I just feel it you know when you get hits intuitive hits from the other side the drink don't do believe that this could be a really league good trip for you understood. Yeah and I think you should stay in Durham. It's he paints a very whimsical. FREAKY FAGS win. I needed saying whimsical music understood. And No. It's not about about poop bummer. This is from me cracker pants. No cracker nuts. Meli cracker are not straight talk straight. Talk she actually give me one second weather just how she writes shortening. uh-huh certainly play this song. Daddy was winds of It sounds like that ain't that's not whimsical. Oh my God. Don't don't see that her. This is what you're not invited. All right fucking her no. She's don't talk play she let out peop- you hear take all right straight talkers behold my story of the mighty Kief and how a little Pussy Fart pave my way to love. Wow Picture Texas. Two Thousand Twelve doggy style. Position sweaty bodies and a less powerful enough to soak anyone's anyone's pantaloons. For whatever reason the backstreet boys quit playing games with my heart was playing in the background. All this interrupted by a crunchy cooter to instead of the crunchy cooter toot instead of the action stopping. My boyfriend at the time laughed and started singing. CUIV playing games with my heart undecided night game we call name that Cui. We've we replace the words towards and Song titles with the word. Quiff we have Adele's rolling in the que- the BG's NYC Weaver Luck we've by save. Save Save of your fair and many more. This game turned a little shame into a love story The man I we've done is the man I'm Mary Blah. Sex is always best. When you quit real why I can see three flea now got one anything it's going on? We've gone went on Lake win anything by that band. Que- The KOO wee okay. That's good arts are ESP. See all my oh my God. That's wonderful Nikki. Cuiv you've been by or you just want to say. Hey in honor of the lease news McQueen the honor of my birthday I mean in honor of. TJ's birthday. That's coming up. Oh thank you so much for your in honor of Vicky be trending. Now what's trending birthdays birthday is your I love you girl. His birthday is January. That's why I love you Nikki. Thank you so you love just Nikki. She said it well. She didn't just say it. We all did something. Thank all of us up. We actually did come to realize so we all. I know that your birthday is January. Third it's the day I go to Puerto Vallarta. We're not going to be together. I you We got you got lower and balloon. o- and cupcakes too key board. Cj Bernie. I love. y'All everybody happy birthday Earth Day to you. Cj You are loved you are below. I won't see you. Yeah I room. If you okon those stopping go actually. That's my birthday. Wish for you to sign and here to blow out. Your candle is blanche in honor of Nikki. beat trending it is your birthday. I just wanted to say what everyone feels about. You is that you are loved. You are beautiful beautiful. You are strong. You are like a dark chocolate. Shell with an Uzi Center. That's just pure goodness and you are one of my favorite humans in the world so happy happy Thursday. Cj You you are a true friend a delight. And I can really. I mean this when I say it that you always keep it real. I met you just left working with Queen Latifah. uh-huh will only you got all these years we're GONNA if you around a bit tweak you so much thank you so much. Thank you all day. Maybe in Palm Springs. There's a room in Puerto Vallarta talk about this room about at this hotel or you're not going to get in the door for deal. Take one hour. Missile reader reader. Would've thought RUMAS well. She's going to end my career earlier or burgers. Well on that note lets can we create it. Let's listen to just go in real life. The blackness just added to say I went to crystal shine shine and got a couple of gifts for a friend in for Christmas Declare House and goes but I am on the bowl device train. Now what do you got mold. Divide one and that was like descending for and some have and I did that I was like when I went when I when I went into criticizing. Kept doing that I forget people that works on every looking at okay. You can't do that. You got me by. How did you find your piece? I found my peace. It was I looked at a couple and then one I I was like. That's it is beautiful. What did you feel what what made you choose that piece? I just gravitated towards it and I feel it's been for us. Why is it? I can feel it though. I think if I haven't taken like the Energy Oh gee I could fill. It is just like its budget. The the harness. How do I say this You're you're you can't you can't ignore your intuition. Yeah right so I feel like my whole thing right now is be do have and I say that's what I'm living in the new year so I don't like as if I'm like I wanna be a painter I'm GonNa be it and so you got to do the work and I gotTa claim that you know and so what you have to do is like yeah go out and research. Yeah beat the research search my is you know what I mean but you be the new and then you have it. Aw some people work backwards. But it's so crazy but I have my motive. I haven't taken it off like show with it. I I haven't taken this chain off since I've had it. Why is it every time where ono you shouldn't be wearing that? Is there any time. Yes ask your question. There are people who like even Tamra who works there. When she goes picks up motivate she has to grab blogs stones energy because it burns her too hard core? Do you think would you. Would you have Iraq a pair of peace of mind if it's four. Yeah proud of you and welcome served family style and I interrupted really quick because I ah Jong speaking of the crystal. I did go to for an automatic pen. Reading and it was a quickie. It was a beautiful Nikki bequeathed. quickey shut up. Listen facts. It was so good that was such a good reading so if anybody out there is on the fans and wondering if they should it is such a beautiful experience it so in tune and it really helped me get through the weeks of thank you thank you thank you nicky. That's nice last asking to do on this program. The first of twenty twenty final decision. It was my birthday wish. Okay this is okay I appreciate I love you so I can. I have to think about let me think about it. I can't make a decision on it. Be Do have is that it is due beating have but I can't make it assistance to one chance. In fact she come in Mexico fixation tae is on. Her phone rang at four hundred roundtrip. Yes all right. Can you let me just go home process. I'd give me no no because we ended it that night so so like I let it go I ask you about it you did not. I did too when you go home. The river walk cornhole watching porn sorry. Cj Rate's it's going to go up by the time you get home you have to make now you're on the rostering. Listen here's the I'm exhausted. I'm just exhausted from this. A we've intentionally to bring in the new year okay in eighteen inches of big welcome family. What have we done in? What do we have now? Served me to have something we're fighting do do in eighteen shits there we go all right. Listen welcome to to twenty twenty. It's going to be a whole lot more this and and We'll be in Mexico Who knows who will be there But we'll be there Mystery we'll take the room if you WANNA a follower adventures. I'm Haraz Mexico. Nikki Boyer. She'll get Mexico to take time. I'm off from life coaching. Talk it out like coach Dot Com and talk about a life coach. NICK JUNIOR DOT com. She and still do it. She gets to work from Mexico as part of the fun part of it so great about it. Cj It'd be celebrating his birthday you can follow him at Cj life and all social media and if you follow thanks just find a dark room where he'll be sitting alone follow his adventures in that dark room at Malone I've had Outta queasy old review. No the CUIV quit you.

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Prostraight Talk - EP 289

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

58:31 min | 1 year ago

Prostraight Talk - EP 289

"Our interview and so we just recorded the really funny show. Everybody Great Really Fun. It's really fun. I was talking the whole jared nonstop and it wasn't recording so that means a few things for everybody one on it goes in that special little straight talk volt that will never be here. It's almost like did you ever do that thing where you put every- put something like a shoebox buried. It and it's like a time capsule time cop so maybe one day maybe some satellite straight talk sadly member. We have one of those those actually up at orbiting space. Maybe that recorded it magically. Someday it'll be recorded. Someone will here but I mean it was really good. Oh my the lost episodes of straight talk with lush and I'll tell you this you know Nikki Nikki is he's here. Welcome my God. Oh I'm thinking about all the funny stuff that happened on the show. This is this is. This is a tragedy need. This feels like a tragic because Nikki for example Nikki was gone last week but listen to the show and all the things that you were so curious she had like a all all the things we said mean about her list on my phone and then it was like Nicky's birthday and I kept teasing birthday and we always we always we always Miss Nikki's birthday. So usually I play this and then I would. I would stop and we'd be like that's fun and then I'd say anymore. Memorial be like <hes> but no member that whole bit was so funny funny audience with a loved it and then a. and then we let it go go and then I was like one more time ago and then I let it play a little longer and if he was like what I'd be like Oh move and then we had cupcakes surprise come out and we all gifts for Nicki. I Got Nicky. What gets you this is not? This is not a joke on. We've really did this. This really how we really the whole thing. I'm I'm happy honest. I'm struggling a little bit to get back to get back to get my because I'm like what goes Ross Ross Ross. It didn't wasn't like working and we're like. Oh Man. I just got up when the kitchen during for all of us we do about the fact that I listened to the episode last week. It was Nice Okay Joe Joe. Yeah you got me <hes> some little gummy and we'd to honeypot vape pen our favorite kind favor and then we talked about the methods that you the phone call that you have with fags while you were high hi last night. I accidentally got a little high last night. 'cause I got a new kind of ape pen and I called fags and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk with no introduction no hello. Nothing just started talking. I know I'm Kinda high right now but I feel like I would be like wait. What oh I mean say. What was I going to say oh. I'm sorry what this amazing voicemail. I play. We got a long voicemail from Bisexual Gina three and a half minutes. I played late it. This is like a memorial for the last episode of funerary need. Some closures almost flack afterglow. We're talking to what happened over so everybody can. We please go back good in point. I know we all the exhausted we did. We did two segments of full show a whole new game all new the new theme song and <music>. Suck Dick hold on this might be a good point because when I was listening to the point really excited about the potential of St Talk Doc chatterbox straight talk. I don't WanNa the I don't want to. Redo anything we did because I don't want to. We could do other lamer shows. It'd be like all right. We'll just do the same thing and you remember. You said that I don't I'm not gonNA fake it on this show okay. I got a call today. What fucking birthdays on can I know another cupcake. She ate. It gets favorite kind of cupcakes. Rousey talked about that with your birthday. My Birthday Sucks Farook. Be One of the weirdest this whose fault is whose fault J. Rods feet. Oh my God you're right that does stink <hes> pity starting to show G.. Right even at a fucking cupcake remember these the gay best friend. You wish you had and no you need. This is tough love money. Now here is Ross Mac. I can't even listen to it again. Can you hear me. I can't either can't let you know I didn't get what your new Pergola. I was so excited about the but my hot tub curb appeal the Pergola me either I love. It sounds like a struggle. I got to High Pergola Silent. Staying Hong Hooks on a wind chime. It's fucking thing I love my hot tub. I've been in both times. I was in everyone gets. You're all all circles like you were high. You start going Pergola Pergola personalism Pergola up so we're here to stay my call Pergola. Somebody called a Pergola Darling yeah. It's like a it's like a Pergola Para. La Pergola is like maybe lying no per Google Pergola aw and that's what it looks like it's Pergola. Oh Oh outdoor gardens feature forming a shaded walkway yeah right but let me tell you about the call him God. I'M GONNA get in trouble trouble. why by whom don't do it what what word instinct it was about this program? I got a call. I got a call to who we gotTA fight. What happened today and it was like. Oh Hey you need to be doing this and you need to be doing this on the program and I said what I said to the person. The end of the phone was at first I was driving. Okay all right I can do that and then like a beat went by and they moved on to another topic of conversation. I go oh we will wait. Hold on wait a minute and they said we're GonNa go about what I just said. Fuck no and like a what do you remember why started straight talk. I started straight talk so there'd be no in between me and them and you just gave me two things that I have to I do. I have to do anything we who yeah who is talking to mark. He was speaking on behalf of somebody else said so oh you tell them no. I'm not doing that until just one example something near No. I'll tell you two specific things that you have to do that that you have to and I said and I was just like okay and then I thought about and it was like no I call it Michael. Hey mark this isn't work. This is an extracurricular activity. I have to fucking Soda. Why so tell them if they need need to do that. I'll do it. Not You hold all recording. Don't worry yeah so anyway. I just thought it was a reminder of why I had to remind a few people. Why would you do the we are in my home either we do. Do you think the air air conditioning on right now. This would not pay for that unit Stan. I gotTa do what they pay for that separate repeat behind you right now so uh-huh exactly what I buy my own jolly rancher. Thank you very much. That's what we remake on. What was that reaction when you said that was okay or just like don't know or you left a message. No I told Mark to tell people. What was his reaction what you're right yeah until I just I just whatever right right now. I'm in a mood about it. I'm full. I had to cupcakes to religious. Oh I this story Nikki toll on the show. Don't tell it the same way because I don't want to be things I don't first of all. I can't remember anything old hurt turns forty four and she didn't know she that she was turning forty three and Tommy boyfriends at know your forty four in the Nikkei call her mom. How old am I and it turns out forty four yeah four. I really really believed I was I was like I can't believe I'm turning forty three but the funny thing is as I never thought he'd turned into one of those people that didn't know their own age because I've always thought those people were kinda jacked up in now. I'm that happy birthday happy birthday to you. I missed you guys. Miss you too well. We missed the home. It was nice to come back so thank you. We did a whole thing about remember we talked about. Hidden Valley ranch on the last broke broke down my secret of restaurant ranch so let me tell you audience and you missed a great great show per honeypot. There are so many so many things happening. A Lutheran Church became play the game again. We could do the game a new one. I think we should do that because that'll be good into the show any blank blankety blank we can do again you guys so we can't the. Oh important thing we did announce though New York tickets for bubbly Brench that bubbly Brunch New York tickets are officially on sale. Go to Bollandbranch DOT COM go bubbly breads on Instagram to announce the book cover shit. Let's do oh my the show was so loaded loaded with style. I quit so Ross as a book cover yes. He's throwing a party at the Abbey. All the all invited everybody calm August thirteenth Tuesday six PM come to the Abbey Party. We're going to be there. We're going to celebrate Ross this. This is a great accomplishment because the last time he was talking about this book we were with him in P._V.. Remember you always sitting by the Pool Rossel's working on his book and now it is done and we want to celebrate this. The US economy showed Nikki the cover on air thing off for the first time. It was really cute. It's so perfect and but you haven't released is the name of the book because it's really cute and so you're going to save up for the people in the book anymore. We're going to quit show Biz. We talked about going to go. There probably later tomorrow but I'm getting some yeah. That's really what we're doing people. They're listening. They came to the party like like wow everyone's drunk and like we're all talking about the things that happened five hours ago and the New People departure you're like this party sucks but it's kind of fun because the people that love it love it. They know okay sorry. This is the definitive sincere meets fall. This g rods feeds fault his feet all the culprit and they suck okay wasn't he patients disgusted with me. I can't rose to show so now. I'm I'm with you. I can't fake it. Not What we we didn't do a Nikki believable all that stuff. We we just a month. I cannot fake this show so let's just give them the third act of the show title Third Act. No it's J.. Rods feats asphalt is the my is based on motivate divide and we did talk about touching your Moldova at the Chicago. Show God damn it to get it back. We can't we because what we're doing now is we're telling somebody a story about something. They had to see and they're like well. I guess it sounds good so it's not even this is nothing good podcast. This is bad storyteller. No matter you know what they're getting the truth. This is family broadcasters. We would fake it fake. Let me tell you in many times. Have you had to fake the curtain back for all viewers for everything that you watch Yep. They're all faking it all. They've all time rehearsed. Everything thanks Janet a million. They are faking it and that's why it's dumb and that's why it's cheese and that's why nobody watches stuff anymore. Think in fucking dumb and stupid so you know when they do those stupid podcast awards that are going on now. I'm submitting. This episode for your in. This episode should be for straight Talkie Street Razzie strategy the restaurant that's fun. We're GONNA win a strategy during the day before the Oscars they do the razzies award the worst in film so we should do before the street talkie awards strategies the worst of dollars and this is going to all of us. What was the worst moment C._j.. Had what was the worst. We have too many happy birthday happy. So you can take all the nominations sorry I was born orm. Oh come on rookie. Pirjo can't even just sick secret breath. We can we just a little breath year of just man. What do we do to take a break and come back? The Third Act Now goes. Oh ooh no no no no no. Can we back up because I really did like the we're wouldn't you've theme song. We hours late recording that would you do you want to do it. Yeah you want to save it for another episode. You can do it today. We'd need all new quick. The game is would you do the right question to be fresh the same questions fake new questions you could ask. We know what we can just wing it. Let's do want us doing we could play the theme song. This is riveting. Thanks for listening God his birthday. This is why we don't tell them what you're British. athle- it is Your Birthday Party Fuck Nicky's birthday episode and Third Third AC DOC Mumbo jumbo another fucking third act <music>. Where do we come back? We'll have trending God alone with one of his million. He's got a million segments yeah right yeah. Keep it straight quick question. Do you experience stress diety chronic pain or trouble sleeping at least once a week. It may may feel like you're alone but you're not a lot of people. 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Trust me feels dot com slash talk equality's just another word bore hobby lobby behaves taking a dump is good enough for me Barton and Boob Hobby Lobby <music> take care bye blankety blank blank. Yes all right. It's time to play the game name. Oh shut up play the game sweeping the nation of course you know it. It's called blankety blank. That's real in the woods wheel in the cart with the blanket on top of it all right here it is I need a wheel in all kinds FAG Zima loan. It is under the blanket the lost episodes you are so blankety blank blankety giddy blank everyone like he likes blankety blank blankety blank log episode Yeah Yeah all right. Thank you so much playing blankety blank. That's a big hit. That's good I will. We'll say we did get an email. I didn't get to this earlier in the show new bleeding blank sweeping the nation. This comes comes from Mike who says dancing to do the whole which is a big hit while preparing my breakfast and I was surprised how much I got into the tune anyways I say you my theme Venus idea for your new show blankety blank that will not only sweeping the nation but the galaxy think big like C._J.. So Mike made a themes for us because we already have blankety blank which was a game show in the U._K.. And they stole the theme song for me and they did it where differently and but it's really the game is really about. What's under the blanket so mike maintenance? I hide things under blanket than you. ooh really phenomenal nominal notice in there was an elephant sound about no. I think it might be C._J.'s as big car. Hey C. J. C. and I'm talking to your cock the interviews this is the big ten inch penis. Are you there great. Have you seen the episode. Would we recorded and laws. Oh no me either. Are you angry about it on your penises talking all right and what. What did you think we should do about it three I couldn't I couldn't agree more now? What is your favorite thing about straight talk with Ross? I know too now can you do you do a mark impression. Let me talk to you. I'm talking to your penis. Each tenant's bean is do you do mark impression. That's not bad bad. Do you have any final words before we go Jay. Pena's hasn't maybe Google. I enjoyed that a lot so he could find one youtube youtube elephants on the facts. We're actually google. C._J.'s Pena sounded face. Just came up all right. What if you win around and all our genitals talk in some way <music>? I'm thinking about that would be like all right. Hold on hold on. I have on the phone right now. Nikki's vagina are you there. Smartest Creature Planet Nikki Gene Mickey Mickey's Regina Regina. Did you have a good birthday cake. Don't shut up. When did you have a question for Nikki's with join anybody going out to somewhere fancy tonight? Let's see MHM Nikki's join. Are you going to fancy to celebrate shit the confused you fancy girl Yeah Yeah. What's your favorite thing about straight talk and do do a mark impression? Thank you so much. Thank you so cute. She's you guys want two. Oh no what I have fantasies but hole on the phone right Oh that's why are you there him facts or you there. I don't know if we can shine there. What about Hillary? They're <music> racist vaccines. Have you hung the Mir. I could barely hear my butthole. That's good key goals in there Alan. Let me hold on it. TURNS OUT STUPID TURNS OUT factor the same connection our mics have after the computer about their yes now fantasies about whole facts but a have you hung the Mir yet okay well. I agree any questions about holes picking up the whole <hes>. How were you feeling the sporting after your morning pu the really going there with a C._J.? Any questions for facts these are you looking forward to have having penis in your non Pinas inserted but whole question we got a good Bingo. The bingo Ross can talk Jay fucked up the show. Yeah fucked up the I can talk to a couple of questions to couple. Jay Rudd's feed. How do you feel about messing up the show no well? That's understandable. Are you gonNa do it again. Oh no no listen. Can I just get back. I want to see that big toe. Oh close up. Is there any way let me just go okay. Oh my goodness to wear wow Ross. How about you we can we really can we have a conversation with your parts which depends what part? What part do you butthole? Who Weekday what are we talking about? I would love to talk to your butt. Hole aren't asking a question okay so Ross is butthole. <hes> we know it's been an interesting day in podcast world but if I had to come up with skull sentences described the new podcast that's up right now. What would you say I mean really chiefs Sweden's butthole if ever if I had had a nickel when's the last time you've had something in your butthole question Russian question? Let's ask that I really. I hope he's honest and lays it out there. What might go has to yeah? That's a little tight wiki the questions is that a squeaky door any other questions a parrot squeaky door. It's pretty it's pretty apparent what it is is <hes> do they. Describe your butthole the way they describe your mouth. Ashley Wax Whack of course it okay Mickey <hes> today's balch excuse me but <hes> I was wondering what your plans are for this evening. Oh that's true I. I'd Actually I oh I didn't even I didn't even know I spoke goat but that's true question. <hes> will you be performing Crown Royal Crown Royal on Yes Grennell Nice. If you don't know is one of my favorite favorite Jill Scott songs so you know C._J.. Loves that I love Jill Scott. Tell them about the first time that you heard me. Loving Jill Scott blew my mind because just got is for your teasing Amihai barbecues and I knew Ross is my official meanwhile when he was saying was it a moment of like my mouth like what he was thinking word for Work Yeah Jill Jill Scott <music> good sex. Everybody listened shouldn't just got nedal Shish Wick slid pipped twisted any so and you so kills back they go ahead <music>. We'll be right back. Mhm Guest is paying retail digital bish another one stop you figure out fish another riddle that uh-huh but they don't know but I don't know what what they just unbelievable. This is as good as it gets this is he believable. Don't know what's going to happen next unbelievable. You haven't heard that yet on me believe he believes you want Mumbo jumbo jive Abobo Jar <music>. There's only one place to go. The this is straight talk with Ross Mathews sure to I <hes> we are <hes> over it Mickey training stores over it. I T's a couple of weeks ago James Cintas over like that <music> over it doing it over to do over it over it. Sorry sorry James Per Chaba which my favorite name every emulsified story God mold of so many things to play during my story last weekend I passed by a crystals and bullshit store. My local mall called East meets West I've been doing I've been in the storm anytime that I'd never bought anything had a funny healing time my whole show talking polling that my curiosity the clerk if they sold motivate and my to my surprise they did what Great Marketing Video Radio Promo my God these fucking ads so there was only one piece left in the store. I was over the moon. It came at a small vacuum sealed case the stone itself was also small about the length of a penny in the width of a pencil but it didn't matter because the second I held it in my hand. My arm went numb and I had a chilling sensation my strewn with that was a debt debt card swipe later debit card. I'm like I can't read them. Drunk a debit card swipe later it was mine Iran to Yonder <hes> Yonder to Michael's to buy case to put it in. I went home to put the mold fight in the case and connected to it. It's connected to an old chain that I had I wore it for the remainder of the day and all was normal. I took it off before going to sleep. Here's where it's good people. I woke up the next morning and I noticed that I had broken out with a redness and pimples along my net I I I thought that it may have been the chain I had worn it before and it had never given me that reaction. I went into the shower to wash up and to clean off the rash. I put the mold of a necklace on the shelf in my bathroom and stepped into the shower while washing my hair I heard a small dome as zip opin at hit floor. I ignored it thinking. Maybe it was my cat playing around the room. Seconds later crash the large rich garbage pail and high bathroom fell over and next to it the fight out of its case onto the floor. Nothing was in the bathroom to knock either over her also the case for the Moldovan headey clip locked so it could not have easily fallen out either. I decided it was better to have the stone with me then against me so I put it back in its case a war despite if assumed that were at the next two days leaving it on while I was sleeping and showering nothing happened come today. I'm at work for context. I work search a secretary to Church and I take the Moldovan off to save me the awkward questions from the clergy that might walk. I put it to the side with my phone. Everything thing is quiet and I'm typing up a letter on the computer again crash a picture behind me of Mary falls off the hook and onto the floor again. No one was in the office but me. Let's just say that from now on it stays on even if I have to hide it and Tuck it into my shirt. I hope you have found my mold divided ventures to be UH Nikki believable. This is not to Bash Bowl divide while I've had and I've been flushed with inspiration and intuition. I guess it just doesn't like when I take it off. Thank you James B.. Brooklyn New York New York come on Brooklyn James Meeting. I'm Nick James Shetty. Thanks who says who's WHO's general is that that's that's roses beholden story yeah. We'll go little cute bowel. You know what what it the feel good. Thank you for sending and if you win if when you buy motivate yes please leverage thank you. I just have have a quick freaky foxy and to do with C._J.. Because we did afterglow this last episode together we had so much fun and and both my nipples question my nipples the question one answers first and then the other asked my nipples a question Ross Ossis nipples. How did you feel today when the weather was oh both nipples I push one I worth forward and then this is my left? I listen and then the right aide during afterglow we C._J.. I don't know how it happened. We started talking about a prostate massager and that you had your into it or you're going to buy one. I'm so fascinated aided by that is he was on after very fast. I actually thought you said you had got it. You had ordered a prostate massage like a guy. You know there's people that give those not an actual human. That's what I thought but only realistic. It was an actual thing sticking side yeah it's just about milking the prostate and it's a different experience like I've had it once before. The feeling of this is a different kind of conversation. I like it. I like it okay because I'm sitting here with my my chain on my hand like all like I like shit so it's it's when your agency and it does help you can go to a doctor and they will actually milk your prostate for you. What does that mean? Just hold on guys. I'm fascinated wait. I have C._J.. Prostate on the phone oh good okay. Let's see prostate laws are you. Are you there. Oh my God okay well. Let's ask some questions when you want to ask you as prostate when you say Dr Milked. You're the pro brought your prostate. What does that mean? What does it feel like when it's what physically happens? It's the feeling of honestly forgive me. I don't think he asked you. I think he asked ask your prostate. Yes okay. I'm just GONNA try because I fly out of the states to go see my doctor. It's you you put a finger up your boat. You can touch the prostate feel it but it's like if a man is laying in bed and you're jacking off you can feel the feeling and it gives you a different sense of ejaculation so there's action straight Hewitt. There's blogs where they do to themselves and their wives helped them to so there's actually uh-huh massage that I ordered that has a remote so waterproof I could do it in the shower by the way that was my prostate I ah remote getting milt. Somebody got a hold of that remote and the other room and was like this is what hi does it make it better or just different. I think it's the feeling of ejaculation that is really just amazing hazing and so it's rather than just checking yeah. No go take a shower. Let me go eat. It's a holy body experience. You feel it through your like. It's a whole like the most amazing ejaculation experience I've ever had them a whole entire like him a whole entire. Thank you thank you. I was the one who did it. Thank you no thank you no. Thank you fake. We're bringing up right now. I'm the one who milks the utters yet told just squeezing the side walls and just pulling out the Jews yeah. No I did <hes> that's interesting C.. J. Asked him now. Let me tell you I was on a farm and said could you milk my prostate and and I said I actually motherfucking ads on fucking Youtube fucking stupid fucking okay what about for that you can be a straight man. It is seriously my prostate. I said aw come on over and he got him unease Yup. I got my bucket. Donald Hata Barnsley's squeezed yell prostate except C._G.. Went I remember when you asked me when you ask what my episode of Little House on a perv that was prostate massager little house on the prairie come on over yonder township ship date but I it helps with you know kind of it's not fully the cure but with people that do worried about prostate cancer and all that they encourage you to go to the doctor desert father wall or whatever we will fall out with Dr Dillon and milk bottom while fellow. You know I My prostate checked and I was very uncomfortable with doctor and I'm like I'm really nervous. Tell me when you're going to put it in the finger like my and he said you know what's fascinating is that gay guys are the ones that are nervous nervous about and straight guys actually love. It actually put that finger. I'm getting mine checked right now. I didn't get that one that one prostate all right. I'm I know what I'm doing tonight. You don't have a prostate <music>. All Mickey's birthday me. Can I check your prostate. I gotTA do some chick. I gotTA check your Maho. It's exciting and I'll be like listen doctor's orders C._J.. Ross sucker for your birthday that sucker beer a hot mess but lost episode did something to ooh hold on. There's a new song. This is the Prostate Association of America. Wait now listen. You've heard it ready hi. I'm Ross. Mathews wins the last time you checked your prostate. I know it's uncomfortable to talk about but it's important to get done. The men don't do it. They avoid it but I'm here to tell you no matter who you are. It's important that you check your prostate. Check your the put up in Boston. We're up to do it. No Milk no prostate note that br that was so awful terrible uh-huh angry all right. What's what's next? Oh it's all I know what time for him I do too <hes> prostate lineup <hes> so I know a lot of times on here I talked about the protecting of your magic during my blackness but I will say in that thing <hes> breath with protecting your magic. Make sure your magic as good when you walk into a room now I am the king of mood swings and I will tell you that sometimes you can walk into a room and everybody is happy sunny disposition all around the room and you can come in watch out shit s thank s face and everybody's trying to be kind to you and you just an asshole because of whatever you going through and I get it and the world is a fucked up placing. Sometimes we carry that Shit on our shoulders but you don't have to give that to everybody that is trying to give you love so sometimes if you need to go outside and sit in your car and take a moment and breathe it helps I think think of maybe being in Maui I think maybe being spring somewhere that I love and sometimes you gotta just step away and nobody's going to be mad at you. They go out. Take a breath and come back and be happy than and sit in a room. It'd be an asshole the whole time when everybody's happy and you over there looking like a Dick so you know what don't be a Dick and so I can say we can protect our magic against other people but at the same time time you gotta be happy because trust me again I go through mood swings and I talk about depression. I deal with all that and it's easier said than done but if you take the practice take care of yourself and your temple it will help it will work. That's why I talk about. The song was listening to this podcast and his things that help that will make us better that go through Russia in the world. You know what I mean so like that's why I love being around fantasy when I walk in his house and Ross and Ross is always like hey how you doing Nikki that gives me the love and all that and so when you I know I can come through. I'm going through a bunch of this because I get into my and I feel like that protects me but sometimes we'll protect you is the people around you that are happy happy and they were showing revel in that because it will make you better and don't be scared of it and if you don't WanNa feel it at the time go outside. Take a breath comeback career and you will get it now to close out. I want to read something about the prostate right. It's called you'll get right back rock-hard erection without touching you feel the way starting from your prostate going through your whole body trembling sensations. Keep doing whatever you're doing. This is why you're touching prostate and keep doing whatever you're doing. Take the experience all in and you don't focus on the penis like you would just get hard so you don't have to stroke your penis while you're doing it like I've done it before but you can literally sit there and have your and it's the most amazing thing so I'm I'm. I'm Oh come on church now. Don't get net group start posting bullshit because you know the second time we post on thirty million people start putting them that they're doing just just show up in the facebook. Yeah you'RE GONNA post million. I think everyone should google image prostate massagers input you know can we hello jake. No one's GonNa hear this. doodle black prostates please. I want to ask the straight guy in the room would you you get a prostate like put your I think for J it's called a prostrate shaking which would have pat Dr Stick your finger and Jay on the Mike Yeah. That's never sounded appealing to me ever to be actually have straight friends who do like that and they've suggested. Have you ever tried it. No I have not come here Nikki sticker. Honestly that's about all I mean really that would be. I think that would be a great segment segment yeah prostrate examination by Nikki. Come on come on and not tell them what's going trust pasta drink out. Please check your prostate do that. Oh my God I would never stick my finger in his skid mark butthole. There's no way okay ready. That's the question one of US had had to check marks prostate. How much would you charge or and or what would you want to prostate? Ross Mathews Russ's mouth. Yes Nikki Boyer. Yes thank you I would check his prostate and for like two hundred bucks why I'd go to I would love to check his I._R._A.. Seventy dollars will you do it for seventy two hundred seventy bucks. Would I lie down his buttle counted. I have forty dollars. Okay yeah totally. I'm sorry I read this. Have you have to pay me forty dollars. I will not do that. I have one dollars. Let me think about that twenty five. Oh I have to pay you twenty nine I I will you pay you twenty five dollars. We'll all totally do it twenty. Can I use a rubber of course Oh yeah no twenty. I do yeah I do for free would do. I Yeah I would love to six dollars dollars no five. I don't WanNa pay anything for that three dollars are we. You have to pay US two dollars. Each dollar not d. Hey you pay one. You owe us a dollar fifty. Not Giving you marks prostate eight prostrate. Maybe well no but I will go I will you wouldn't pay fifty cents. Fifty Cents Okay understood. I this is why I give it by the way this is. Why savvy businessman I just saved just made us fifty cents which is really making the bucks <music> C._J.? Goes a little hot all my credit cards for all your credit cards. Pay Check marks prostate but he has to have a shower and I know he'd had not all early Sunday good point anima. We didn't talk about this. Okay Nicky what would you what would <hes> you know with the lowest I would do it would be like a thousand bucks because that's two tickets to Puerto Vallarta and I'd stick my whole for that super well. You're all sick I would not I would not the correct. Answer is nothing I would not do it. Why not you're the one who's paying what did you what did he fucking fags? He's like gets a little tick marks by you know the little horsea in front of the door. You put fifty cents to write it that that that little horsea is marks prostrate back it really is I would love to see what school oh why would walk me through. What would you like? What what would it be like? I would sit him down on that. Couch would make him put his legs up like a soap Albion Barrow back. You'd have as balls out yeah yeah but I would keep his under his pants down around his legs. Ankles are still together so I push his legs up behind his head yeah yeah and then I would like okay just relax brands so yeah got to be quick and then I would. I would give them trying to lose them. So you think you have to go on his March Ali already so yeah. I'd stick my middle finger and say just relax. Take a couple breath. Let me get up to your prostate okay. How do you feel you should probably do two fingers hurtful one finger does? I didn't know that feels feels like you're focused. I never knew burned ticket out. Hey Hey mike every prostate Ross no more no more talking about marks prostrate. Oh this is my whole all know we AH marks prostate say anything marks prostrate prostrate. Never the toilet God you know. I don't know I just own. I don't just I'm just so happy with this episode. I'm not going to be the one targeted being the marks prior mark born prostrate IRV phone. Oh really there. It has fingers. Are you there hello. Do you want to ask marks prostrate three anything yes so. How do you feel about fantasies finger invading you? Just curious like okay marks prostate. I have a question. What are you going to dress up for the next the address? Is there any food inside of you so when fifty six clean pool sounds like a fiesta burrito Nikki I'm good. I'm good good <music>. I have a question would he. Let me check prostate. Can I check you in a live podcast. Show in front of it sounds like a yes to me all right everybody well. We've done it again aw that's all feats volt because we would have had any of that if it weren't for here's the deal Brooklyn tickets for our Brooklyn Bubbly Brench. Were there every single month now right <hes> all of this at Rossa branch dotcom Los Angeles Palm Springs is Bakersfield Oxnard starting soon we will be in San Diego's already sold out the first ones tickets for the next one. I think Bakersfield maybe just about Brooklyn Clem <hes>. 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Road Rash - EP 312

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

39:54 min | 8 months ago

Road Rash - EP 312

"We've raised for the cameras. Stop Bouncing looks like there's an earthquake up does it doesn't make you say we piper no earthquakes and we pray for a safe return of our. Sweet Rawson. Cj along the safe travels health on the road making sure they're eating good food and taking care of themselves and getting good rest. I hope that they're getting a massage here and there meets a nice. I like that. Let's send them good travel vibes because they are working. They are out there right. Sweep babies church where people clap and love it better. What are you praying for? I am praying for our plane tickets to come in. Where are they everybody? Welcome to St Thomas. Ross Matthew Ross Matthews is not here. He's on the road during his name. Dropped tour kicking ass taking names Sharon his life on the stage with all of you. I think a lot of you have gone. How has it been real quick way? We did remember the book the Book a love for those of you. That can't see we have Ross's book in the background at the kiss. Kiss Club looking at this back there. Over judging are horrible Janke podcast Jenkins Chinguetti. Janke pockets. Okay so the the response that I'm seeing on the Social Media. The facebook group are everyone loves the show. Everyone is having the last time I love it. They're posting about casting that they I asked people I say. What's your favorite part? And they say everything they love the stand up in the beginning you can feel a real feeling for wrong fucking funny. He is and then the excerpts from the book so fun and then he also does a game show where he goes out and does what he does. Best which is engaged with people and and there's a meet and greet afterwards like it's you get like different levels of love for your buck you. What a bang for your buck. That there's a quiz in the book. Yeah there's a quiz. If you're a name dropper not a name dropper how are you an you take the quiz? Let's do it. We'll have to take on the break. We could find it and then we'll come back. We'll take the name droppers okay. So that's our prayer. We here's a little bit of deep. Tease we vary very special guest coming on the show. We've missed him. We love him. You may not have idea as to who he is because he's been gone for so long but I can promise you it's GonNa feel good it's GonNa feel so good straight talk straight talk talk straight. Don't talk to me my budget be all I love when you at the podcast go. We're going to be all right and we're going to be all right. I almost I loved when we name drop knee drops you know remember. They do with us so stain. Engaged with the show while Daddy's Outta town right you have it. Where in a while is huge earned? Ross Hello Ross Dot Com. Is there something that interferes with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals? If so better help online counseling. Is there for you? 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I think maybe a straight talker should make a seems absolutely. We'll go senate in time sending the Miriam Darling theme song because we need it because clearly vaccines broadmoor so okay. We we talked about it. We may have even dipped a chicken chicken finger in it. We do some sauce on your with your some sauce on it talking about ladies and gentlemen of the Straight Talk Family. We welcome a very special guest. What I love you so much. Listen to welcome to our Jenky studio. You have to speak up because this tiny little mike was Seventeen dollars. I put it on and it's a big black Mike. Black might go well. I think I'll just screen house this bird. We have missed you so so much straight raw been. I think I've been very good. I've my life is completely different since I've left the show which I'm happy about. It's good but I do miss everybody. I missed show. You touch her. Know She's always asking we Jhirad so you're happy like in your new job everybody's played. Let's go. Oh that's Ralphie the why not do it? Okay here we go. Jay got good. Give it to give it to me balls Steve With James Yup. Okay Stretch. Oh yeah forgot about this got Iran. I think you're the first person that ever stretched actually stretched his leg. Almost that was really good. You wrote I didn't know you were Labor Flex Oh my God. I didn't know you were that long. The sound thanks so just to move okay Sharaad. Just where are you these days so I'm working at uninterrupted which is a sports media company ran by Lebron James which is basically eight for me because I love basketball runs the best bass player in the world so a producing a few pockets right now in producing a podcast called certified buckets with the former NBA player occurring wnba player and Sheri- Jackson of insecure? Which is called loads of buckets? Certified buckets just totally. I totally went there. Nikki yes well you have a full-time how does it feel like sort of leaving our family and kind of creating a new family at a new place? It's nice it's fine. I do miss you a lot. Just me right. Directly goes straight talk a lot different by a lot more loose God to my boss. No it seems like you. You seem settled. You seem happy. Yes where are you living now? I live downtown. I live about a mile from the stable centre. You like that. It's amazing because like I said I'm a huge basketball fan. And Clipper tickets are over work and I have nothing to do I just by myself ticket and go to Clifford G wrote. That's wonderful and you're playing basketball too right. Yes I know he plays basketball part with the dudes that how I go arm. So since we've seen you last Millat's shifted for you. Yeah most important have tried any new sauces. I have not I've J. Reid and up on that journey I know. So what are you just nothing nothing? Same Diet trying to eat healthier drinking more water which is good. Ooh That's good now. What are you saying eating healthier? What does that mean? What are you adding to your diet? Instead of having Fried Chicken I'll have I was loud. Sorry I know what you're putting effort in which I think is really sweet. I'm talking about is so chamber. Okay you're trying to trying to basically add some health. Are we any vegetables not at all no zero? It's just chicken fingers and pizza fruit. Oh fruit diet for like two days and I couldn't do it two days diarrhea. None of diarrhea. I just felt like just fuel right. I felt sick. Yeah we'll you were probably detoxing. Look at Steve. If if you're at the kids club you can see Stevens video habit if team so he was dying to get up here in this okay New Job Okay. Can we have a? We need to take the quiz namedrop. Okay can you please give us a foot update yes remember how open and vulnerable you back in the day of a little better. What do you think what are you doing? What are you doing white? I took a whole like thing of lamb is still use that for about two months it with lamb chops basically at cures for like blisters on my feet and my feet up a lot. I've used what's called but there's like this thing I put on my nails again to get rid of fungus which has worked okay. I mean it's one hundred percent riveting I've been taking this got interested. I'm kidding no kidding you being a Sassafras limiting okay. If there was one thing that you've felt like you've learned between your time with straight talk and where you are now listed lesson. Learned Coleman have no idea James. Okay I love you so much. We have any lessons any good things have come to mind. I've learned from straighttalk. Well now that you've learned just in the time that you've been away from us like you know when someone goes off to war and moves to another state and then returns. I feel like what have you learned on your journey away from us that both I think straighttalk most shop ever really very continue using cast. But it's a very micromanaged. It's very controlled straight talk. I mean it's very loose and it's very on the fly messy. I love it like I missed that. As a lot of great you miss the messing and like real moments where now I have to be more like. I have to stop down and show. I'll be like let's take it in this direction right hostess and things where straight talk. We'd never do that ever. I miss the miss you. Yeah I'm looking at you. I'm having a conversation with you through the phone. Yeah 'cause you are but I'm so happy to see you and just so happy you're here with us. I'm happy to hear the the quizzes too long. It's so bad I would. Maybe the next show I'll try to condense it. I don't know okay. It's long so I figured the most appropriate thing to talk about while j Rod was here was the update on chatter chatter B. S. Oh my gosh last week Jay Rod. You weren't here but apparently facts. He told me that you know what chatter made is because he is shown so we were talking about the but plugs. And how if you put it to. Iran doesn't know about okay so last week we discussed that the guys or girls sometimes on chatter being these little girls too but plugs in sometimes they have a little thing hanging out there and call it a Tampon CA. Kite string string on a horse. Your height string in these guys and girls where these plugs in either he found out the fun fact the Freaky Fancy Fund. Yes was that when you give them a token or money via Internet interweb Web. That vibrates what they were doing. How I started figuring out was that they were doing all of a sudden they talking and then they'll Oh oh and I'm like what are they doing. Somebody tipped him and it vibrated in their Bohol. So then after we recorded last week's episode I immediately said I should probably go home because I have a lot to do so I should probably stay here and watch chatting with. I sat there. I have to say I feel for two commercial but it really is fascinating. Mike Amateur Porn. It's very like just two people or one person sitting like we are right now with. It's exactly like this only we'd be masturbating a lot of money. Let's be honest so yummy are they. Making of a week they make make and make them to five thousand a week. Act Chatter Bait US three. No that's like family know that Jhirad they're paying rid of hatred on here. Would you pay to see us all and Chatterbox? Seven to see this imagining jerk. Each Other and just no no no. It's like family ancestor. I'm not saying it wouldn't affect US right right but I'm saying we would make a lot of money. That's all true now. I get it to pay for therapy. Food worst-off look paper. Certain things. No. You're right you're hammered. Oh he listened to remember the got the poop story with the drain and was like Plato going down. He put himself through nursing school all from chowder. Oh yeah see I just didn't know this existed all very like it's very boy ristic. There's you can communicate with them by typing messages. I don't know I feel like I'm doing. I'm doing a service for anybody. That was looking for up there like their porn. But like you know what you're like. Oh I've seen this kind. This is very I've done this. Been there done it. But this gives you a whole interactive. It's interactive but like. I said it is so funny to see them in their natural habitats like their homes like they get up and they get up and go p like our books others you see everything the books the Pat Sobat decor. One guy burned a steak that I tell you that last time. Yeah it's like it's so fun in and don't eat that you'll see them eating totally naked. Just eating all show their faces. I know they are like yeah. This is what I do all of. Yes some don't you see last week. If he would do it and then I asked him if he would do it if he didn't have to show his face. Would you vaccine? I thought about it. I WanNa Wear Elsa mast if I were to do and we're like we're like a Mexican behind mask right and I would not show anything. I would have to shave. The Batman chest hair receded Manchester Show. That's I'm see. I wish you could show it. Because it is the Batman symbol in his hair and going. You could see a little bit okay. You're not watching. He pulled his shirt down here. Hillary pod Patriot dot com slash. Actually you're sitting on my contemplated. Immune facts. He came up with a plate and everything. You didn't tell me that secret. It's not a secret show that's manager in a very platonic we talked about it and then we forgot before. I had my job. I was struggling financially. I said why don't you do chatterbox? But when he doesn't WANNA show face to face Lido half the show your face to you know but the thing is people what they do is they. They don't show their faces and then for like you can buy a ticket into their like private room to see their face. Okay they use it as a marketing anyway to recap it the other thing that makes it interesting and then we can move on to what I don't know but we can move on. It is live. It's right now right. That's what makes it interesting is that like stuffing about what is happening in the moment is live and it's right now and let us know and you're in the comments if you'd like to see us open chatterbox sponsor the podcast please reach out a Cheddar me. Just should we do next owned Riddles St Riddles. On my God. Hold on okay. Riedel printed out fish on agreeable and aftermath. Don't know miss having video and I'm so glad that there's video now I now. I know you're getting kind of like getting getting a little hockey. Her God Nikki. Oh my God okay. Sorry sorry bring down some life. Coaching box breathing. Ready on four in two three four. Hold your breath two three four. Release it three four. Hold it out two three four. That's called box breathing. It will help you. That was really hard for me now. It'll help you kind of tune in and figure shit out. Thank you all right time for red. I'm terrible at these I know. Look at what is at least six inches long. Oh goes in your mouse and it's more fun if it vibrate so my God. A lush six inches six inches long. Say what goes nose and your mouth more vibrates God siege as funny. I don't know I brush. Oh for heaven's sake. Ooh sorry. Nicky cake is what goes in hard comes out soft and you blow continuously. That'd be Ross. I was GONNA say you. How scandalous goes in hard comes out. Sof Blow continuously. Oh a blowpipe. Close having any got you there. You got him there as much like you would do on. What did the comedian say? When he took his clothes off that he said that. Oh What did the comedian say as he took his clothes as well so new off and get off. I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm so paranoid you let's try this again. Haven't you motherfucker but comedian namely haven't you ever seen a comic Strip I wasn't as good now. Okay this is the last time I I am dried then. I am wet. The longer I swim the more taste you get. What an honor guard. These are kind of sexual sponsored by I. I am dried that I am wet the longer I swam the more taste you get. They got side the box the longer I swim more taste. You get sperm. The nope works. Think about it. Think about what you do might be something that you drink the morning. I juice a now driving O. Teabag deserving applause. Thank you thank you for today. That was so good. Thank you know what you are so well hired much have waddled a good job. I feel like Oh wait hold on. I'll advance how to never with Ross asked Jay rob the stage all you'll how do you impress a former store? How do you impress a farmer's daughter you? I don't know something with like either. So hard like a farmer term Adele something no you plow flower fields flower close now nine closely. Okay attractor malignant. Ice Funny is that I'm pretending like that's any worse than any of these. I just said I like them to riddle. Hey guys how many riddles or anything you want to share with us. I'm Nikki be at straighttalk with Ross Dot Com. If you care you can reach out to him for freaky fancy or a good bad joke. Where if you want I can. I talked to raw calls randomly at times and I can ask them your questions. Yeah Oh another thing so in honor of Freaky fags -I and balls deep and just being sex positive and talking about sex Jay. Just what's going on with your life? Well because you know everybody wants to know what's going on Giradi Hilali love it's true it is I was in a spot where I was kind of in. Let's be honest. The kind of Love Triangle which is not this is God's will this is breaking news. Updates meant the applause. It wasn't like I was dating two girls at once but it was a situation where I don't WanNa get to even okay. No no personal done. I am single but I'm also emotionally unavailable so I'm not going to get my God look at you. Sorry guys so I mean I know I'm just trying to make myself better and before I get someone else. I have to make myself better. And that's what I'm doing right now. I Love Ya. I love that now. Have you ever had an automatic reading from facts? I have not. I want one really bad. This would be not right now. Obviously I think this is a good time in your life for a little pen reading J Rod. You told me that you don't believe in it really well but I'm open to it. Okay Fair enough. I'm absolutely actually love the skeptics. I love when people don't. They're skeptical or they don't get it or want to get it when a challenge. You love the cause I believe in it so much. I believe in one hundred. I stand behind my pen readings and what I get through spirit and energy I have no doubt but can we talk about the difference. I think some people are coming to you now thinking that you are immediate yes I kinda Wanna be your mom being that so what you do is not medium ship. Clairvoyant is it. Okay explain the different. Well it's been falling into medium show which is talking to the debt that that's just saying it's simple like getting spirit energy from people that moved on that are in spirit right so sometimes the readings all go like who is this grandmother here with a dog like one morning. I woke up and there was a dog in an old woman running around here. I didn't see them literally. I feel them incense them and see them in a third. I then I get to go to the reading from your third eye when you say. Is it an image or is it like a like a photo or a film? Strip from the question. It's more of a feeling it's a feeling but I can almost see them. I can't explain it's more of a feeling I can slightly seem. I could probably sit down and draw them if I really focus. I could probably draw but I can kind of see him. I can kind of explain them so one morning like I did see the dog in the old woman and the first reading I said who is this older woman with a dog and they said it's my grandmother. She loved her dog and she just died like so. Yes so what it's interesting. I'm not it's easy for people to understand psychic medium. So now I'm saying Mr Malone Psychic Medium. Okay because it's easy for people because people don't know what it automatic and writer so I'm saying psychic medium but really it's just an into iconic intuitive reading. Okay it's just energy and also it will give you a spiritual answer so if you ask a question like should I go on a road trip. It'll say stuff like we'll do. You WanNa go on a road trip like it'll it won't like say like yes or no doesn't predict it'll just start talking to spiritual like that like Oh. I can't make sense. Does that it's less about. I think if people are coming in expecting like to talk to people that have crossed. That's their their main goal. That maybe they could broaden their sort of idea of what the automatic pen writing. It's more of an experience not it's more of a spiritual experience. I caught on to the debt. Thank you nicky. Caught spiritual therapy battle. Because when I did I did one with him by the way Jay spiritual it was like twenty minutes and it was like spiritual therapy and I actually use it. You're reading you gave me I use in my life. Coaching and helping it was just. It was really really helpful. Well I WANNA go longer with you but yeah that's how I look at it so you know but I do love when I get the spirits and I do see lights the other night I was in bed watch TV and I saw so I thought it was a spider or mouse or something but it was just lights so I don't know I think somebody visiting me. I'm I believe in all that and I do think you have a gift. You've had some hits. I get a lot of Nice remember. Yes leave what were never? Tell them about talent. My aunt my aunt passed away and the day. I didn't know it passed away. He called me d out of the blue for no reason we had some. We were at a diner. I think and I saw like Didi data. And he's like why are you calling later? He's at my aunt and her name was Didi that I'm a nut. That's amazing believable. Here's the march. You have in her case. So you hear you haven't. That's not in recording they. You haven't okay so we have to be on the lookout for the missing you know he was. The engineer. Never knew that yeah. I talk about it on them. And the last last week's episode. So yeah if you WANNA follow or find out about your Automatic Henry. Go thank you. Nicky automatic pin writer DOT COM automatic pin writer DOT COM. Or you can contact me on instagram. At VACC- Malone I also have an instagram for automatic pin writer but more focused on a lot. You're live into stories the queue. All those are fun. Yeah I love when you guys both popped on everything. That's really fun. I love little community. You realize that like you're all this little family notes. Great Straight talkers th. They're unlike any other. I don't even like to say fans. They're not fan. They're just part of our family friends family and friends. I still talk to Sri Talker. So this love that you know. I love. I've always said from day one that I love the straight talkers and what I love is like when I meet them. They know so much about me and feels good like I feel like there's some just a good feeling and then I want to know more about that. Connection is a connection. She really anything. I don't know wait. What was your whole? What was your policy was getting some saucy. That's okay but let's do the show song was. Can you make one? I don't know this but what I can. Yes but that song so loud. Every time we had a plan. So right what it 'til like one ear out assuredly. I knew that that was loud. I remember you can saucy arm so let me just kind of threw a few years you know. I was struggling but I found a community of friends and a lot of that has to do with straight talk Nikki facts. You both have helped me respect ways and I never give up myself and now I have a job that I absolutely love and so if anyone is out there who's struggling and has a goal. Continue with don't stop. You can do what you can do anything you've done. Stop to get out of that. That's great one moment. 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The Fire & New Ross - EP 254

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

49:04 min | 2 years ago

The Fire & New Ross - EP 254

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I'm so happy to see you. There's a can't believe what's gone on in California's since I've begun specifically what happened to you A the Facebook group our online people have been so extrordinary, but will you fill everybody in on what happened to you? Absolutely. First of all did you hear the news over there were they covering it up? So in Europe, all the there was the awful shootings here in California. And then these wildfires that destroyed so many lives, and so many homes. I was watching just in horror. No idea how close to home that was right? Well, I I want to say that I'm really grateful to be here today. This is a great distraction for me because the week if if anyone has ever lost everything it's a really bizarre surreal feeling and I'm good. And I'm in gratitude, and I'm all let's tell people what happened if they day. No, I my home burned down, my home, my home burned down. Yeah. I woke up it was a windy night that Thursday night and the winds they felt different. They just felt different to me. Not even texted my neighbors things different. I can't put my finger at felt wearily. You knew I felt like I knew in my dogs. New Howard my dog couldn't didn't sleep the whole night. I just knew it was really odd. And then I woke up in the morning, it was kind of a normal morning, but windy, and then these huge billowing the Bill smoke just started coming over the ridge. And of course, she and everything your place is going to catch on fire. So I'm like, I'm staying I'm gonna fight it. You know? Yeah. Remember you saying, you know, it's it's going to be okay. We're going to be fine every dramatic over here. And plus me live in we live in southern California. With the things happen. The hill behind my house catches on fire three times a year. And I'm just oh God. Well, how annoy put it out and be smokey. Yeah. So the neighbors I have two two neighbors that live across these guys named Lauren and James, and they knew I was going to stay and try to fight it, you know, but they had come back. They had driven their car up the road, and they had seen the fire starting to come over the ridge. And so they came back and yelled at me for to leave. So I knew in their tone that I needed to leave. They just seen senior report scene where the wind was headed. And like, yeah, they meant it. Right. They drove up the street, and they saw the fire coming and they came down there like Fags e get out. And I knew when they said that that I needed to get out. But in that moment where you just I got to get out because it's going to be really close to the house. And that could be scary. I mean, did you even at that point realize that it could really burn down? No, I still didn't. It was almost like a cosmic push. You know, like it felt like something else was pushing me to go like I just knew I needed to leave. So I grabbed a backpack. I put my picture, my mom, and at and I grabbed my laptop and two pairs of underwear and a t shirt like you grab the weirdest things. It was just bizarre. And then grab my dogs, of course, and got in the car, and they said drive down to the beach. So I drove down to the beach. I looked up and this wall of fire was right there in front of me. And I just stopped. I was in shock. I was like I've never seen anything like that. And so I mean that close and seeing these images on the news does not do it. I mean when you're in it, it is it was epic. It looked like Armageddon. You know, it looked like it was crazy. And so I went down to the beach. And this was a scary part. I was all by myself with my dogs on the beach and everybody was kind of like a zombie. We were all in shock watching this. Happen. And we were watching the fire over the ridge. And I noticed that it was like a tornado, you know, like the by a fire tornado. And this just it was it was turning. And it went all over my neighborhood. And it was like an asteroid came down and just on debt. Like, it just it would fling. You know, they say like the fires make the embers travel and then the embers catching on fire. It was picking up huge pieces of debris, and and things and they were on fire. And so we're ever at flung it wherever it landed. It would just go up in smoke. So I was on the beach like watching my neighborhood, just burn and and see the black smoke come up and it get closer. And then it started getting close to be on the beach. So I start I ran off the beach with my dogs. And that's when things were falling in front of me with fire, and I got in my car, and I drove up I drove south and I ended up at the center watching the fire burn my neighborhood from kind of like like an upper the center up there, that's kind of raised. And so we were watching everything burn, and we were crying. And I think the hardest thing for me. Was that a? To see um. Not only my neighborhood destroyed like that and my community, but the animals the animals really got me like. That I had to see the parrots. And the butterflies and the Ps or scared and the hawks and the owls and horses were running a PCH trying to escape and they're coming out of the fields. We were all just standing there. Like in shot. We didn't it was so shocking that our neighborhood was burning. You know, what I mean like, but the animals just really they really did it. I just that part really got me. And so I then drove around the point which is another neighborhood across PCH. Highway along the coast, right. Myself. And I was really scared because I was all by myself in another really weird thing was that you know, none of the we didn't stick stick together. I think we all went into survival mode and just took care of ourselves. And went, you know, I it was really bizarre that I didn't have anybody around me that I knew and then on the when I was in the other neighborhood. I was just driving around. I didn't know where to go. And then finally the fire started getting close to there where I was. And so I said, I'm just driving to blue sky. I'm driving. I'm gonna drive south. I'm just gonna go as far as I can go. And that's what I did. I just kept driving, and I still didn't know where to go. I mean, the feeling of not knowing where to go is. So when would you ever have that in your life? Happen in your life, except during something like this like you don't ever do anything to prepare for that feeling where did you go? Well, I went I for some reason, I clicked on hints to Graham in the car, and a friend of mine had responded to something that I was posting about the fire when I didn't think it was going to hit. And I just knew that I needed to call her. She's an old friend of mine, and she's just said go to my house. I'm in Hawaii. And I'm not no one's there. And just go there, and my house is your house. And and that's what I did. And that's where I bet and you still there. I'm still there. Yeah. And she's still in Hawaii. She's still in Hawaii. She'll be there through thanksgiving. So you have what? What what what belongings? Do you have? I have not perish shorts that I'm wearing right now. This is the same pair ran out in. I have a couple of new pairs of shirt that I bought at target but going to target I was talking to Gerard. You know, it's it's I have like I think a post traumatic stress thing going on because it's hard for me to focus when I went to target. I had a panic attack. Because I it just went there to pick up a couple of things. But then I started realizing. So many things that I needed and it overwhelm me. And then I just dropped everything and ran out because I I can't think straight. We're getting to thank you. So yeah, I just have what I have like, I don't have anything. And I rented out a garage. They're a converted garage. And I have no fire insurance don't renter's insurance. So I lost everything except my car my dogs in me, and my laptop well, the most important the most important things you have right. The most important things. I think you Nikki, you have you have you. Yeah. You have your dogs that. Yeah. If your phone. But you have us. Yeah. I hope you feel that you know, all we can do is send you our love and show up for you. And do whatever we can to help you. Thank you. We love you. Thank you. I love you too. So sorry. Thank you. I'm just you know, I'm really filled with gratitude on the other side of it. I I've been going to gratitude. So that's helping me on the outpouring of love and support from the straight talker has literally held me up, and I'm just beyond. It's almost like I don't have words to describe it. You know, it's just when these things happen. Like my social media. My phone was blowing up like people were really concerned about where I was where I was going to go, you know. And so it helped me through it helped me through you know, like there's people that left me really see how many people love you. And I hope you see how many people love you. And I wonder you know. In those times. Like, I hope you feel the family that you have here like in the studio in your life, and the extended family of all these straight talkers who oh, you have come together in such an extraordinary way that we're gonna tell you tell the audience about if they don't know already. We're gonna be talking more about that coming up in just a little bit. But. Oh. Is this still the prayer? This is still the prayer. We have the phone was just ringing right there. Jay rods running out of the studio right now to into the control room to see if we can get that phone up. Are you there? Hello. Hello. Hi. Who is this? All right. Chris Chris, I know who it is. Chris I want you to say hi to Z. Z Z. Hi, chris. So Chris, are you? I'm good. What Chris is a listener of the show and a kiss kiss to you. Chris. All right. The chrish is a loyal listener to this program and a beloved member of the straight talk group a community group. And Chris will you tell the facts he was just sharing the news about his house burning down with the audience, some many people who listened to procam aren't members of the Facebook group are potentially hearing this for the very first time. Chris can you tell me what you chose to do because I think is just so extrordinary. We wanted to have you on the phone to maybe put a silver lining. Yeah. On on this awful story. Chris. I I just I really wanted to help him out. He helped me out a lot. So I started a gofundme page, and I started with a two thousand dollar goal, which I thought you know, that would be awesome and a couple of days to reach that. And then within. Hours had surpassed that and I got a hold of Nikki to make sure it was. Okay. You know, I didn't want to overstep my boundaries. And I think right now, we're at a little over thirteen thousand dollars and believing all from straight talkers. I am. I it I'm speechless. It's so crazy I've been crying for days. Oh my God. Amazing. Yeah. And let me tell you something if there is any silver lining on this story. It is about your impact on Chris on the human level before this and Chris use stepping up to try to help and the community surpassing expectations. Let me tell you. If you look around this world, this goes for us everybody, you look around this world and wonder if there's any human kindness left because when you watch the news on the TV, I question it everyday is there left in this world. The straight talk group. It's been proven to me now. Yeah. This straight talkers set an example for the rest of the world's right? And if there's any thing good to come out of this, those are the two things one facts that you are loved on what you even ever expect expected. Yeah. I'm like blown away by that. That made me cry all week. I cried about that. Because we do the podcast we go home. And we're in our world in our lives and stuff. And I don't know who it's reaching. I don't really know, you know. And then when something like this happens, you see how much you're loved, and that's what I saw this week. So I'm I'm blown away. Like, that's all I can say Chris what I love about. You is that you you didn't waste any time. As soon as you got wind for lack of a term. The fire you immediately sprung to action. And I just thought that was so lovely, and so kind, and I know you in fact, have you know, he's helped through some some struggles in your life, which I don't even know if you realize the impact that you made on Chris like, I'm sure you you were helping and just through Facebook is this you guys go team just Facebook as a listener. And yeah, he was following me on Facebook. And I corresponded with him a couple of times through Deums amazing. Well, Chris you are an inspiration and more people should be like you. And I have to thank each and every straight talker. Who donated I went through that that lists some people donate a dollar five dollars, some people don't even five hundred dollars. Yeah. People did what they could to come together for a family member who they love Chris use. That would not have happened. If you hadn't started that. And so you deserve so much praises for being a force of kindness and support in the world. Chris crash fish. Fish. Vici- chris. Funny. Okay. I am. So so moved and the the giving doesn't need to stop now which. Squish? No one. He's all this. Fish. Dish crash. This crash. This chris. I have to say the giving does ninety to stop now two thousand dollars was the goal. We pass we have passed thirteen thousand dollars. And you know, what the limit is. There is no limit. Oh, my so if any straight talkers are listening right now. Please go to Hello Ross pod. Well, be blasting out a link to this, and if you can give a dollar amount, and I want everyone to think about am talk about you. Don't talk about me. Talk about. If Fags he has contributed a moment of levity to your life laughter enjoyment with his contribution to aquis contribution to straight talk with his humor or his songs, or whatever if he has contributed a moment of good in your life. Then please come together now to contribute something to make his life. Thank you better. Even if it's a dollar imagine what it would feel like if you lost what you had and had to start again. So if you have a dollar, please go to Hello Ross pod. And donate. What you can. I will be doing it. Really? Thank you. Of course. Thank you can. I just think Nikki to Nikki was writing for a second. It was like about noon. I'm sorry. Seemed to me that. I know that we have to rush. And so I just wanna thank Nikki to for stepping up and being there, you know, she was right there with Chris. And she was right there helping with that campaign on the gopher me. This. So funny. Oh, my. So much. Nikki was sending me text messages. Like, I really when I heard about the co found fund me campaign. I didn't I couldn't quite focus on it or go on it. I just had to figure out where I was. Yeah. And Nikki would send me these tax with little hearts would be like to. Five hundred. Because I know listen, it's not about the money. No. It's about the love. Yes. I can tell you when you lose everything ten grand may sound like a lot of money, but not when your bed was burned. Not when everything you own was burn, not when you have a fork and knife a plate, and I'm not trying to stretch tongue scraper or loofah atop scrape acquaintance. Say Roz, though, one thing when I was driving. I said I said, my loofah new tongue scraper is the little things, you know. What about did you grab any of the hats? I gave you never had on all my sunglasses. All my hat's. All my. Well. Now, I piss really no, of course, not. Everything everything extremely positive through. You think by j j? Why? Okay. Here's the deal. It's amazing. I is unbelievable. We're all Fags. The all you can do is with the support. And love of us is take one day at a time. Yes. Can I just say that Grozny? You did text me from Europe checking in on me and Russ called me a flame. I did I did not too soon. I said God, you know, your flaming when you're. Play me when your house. In. It was funny. I wrote them too soon. Trying to make him laugh. That was after supportive, Texas. Truly. You promise if you come to LA, you'll come visit us, please. You guys would be the reason. All that money and get your first class ticket. Which is. Nothing about five starts. Yes. Stay with me. Chris angel house. Ashes. There is a lot. You know, what rises from the ashes they say the Phoenix rising. I saw a lot of mine. And so what we're going to do next is rebuild facts. He will do it all together. I cannot wait to find your next place with you. I can't wait. I can't really you're excited because I have no idea where I'm going to. We're gonna look at Toby. We will do it together. Thank you. All right, Honey. Hey, Chris, would you do me a favor because it is the longest is the longest prayer straight talk history. Could you do me, you know, marks not here? Could you do a donkey kick and say live from the Ben stone studios in Los Angeles. It's straight talk with Ross Mathews. Yeah. Okay. Hit it. Chanting. I'm donkey. Live from the Ben sound studio in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw, Matt. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. This is tough love money now is Ross met. Mumbo jumbo. To the program. We are going to be all right? Do reach around here. Reach around. And loan is here. The grow that. Thanks says I kind of want to go back and see it. And if there's a little part of my bed left, I'm gonna late on snuggle in the ass. Are you thinking do whichever you gotta do your healing process? Yeah. It's closure. Right. Okay. So here's the deal. This is going to be a short episode because we needed to update everyone. I am dragon jetlag because I got in last. I was driving here studio this morning and was like, oh my God one sleep ago. I was driving through the Irish countryside on the other side of the road. I mean, I just their time. Did you get in last night? Like like nine something, you know, had dinner went to eleven twelve and then woke up in came here for seeing in the morning. So I'm just like, whoa. I woke up like, you know, jet lag four in the morning, right. So what's the time differential eight hours there? But I was an amfar nine hours. Yeah. I went so what's gonna ask you decided to stay longer. So here's the deal. So I went to go on tour with drag race queens. Great ones by the dry, Monet exchange ginger, Mansfield Hera cart. Thor thaw wonderful time we went to I flew into Amsterdam. And I loved Amsterdam. Damn. I'd never been. It was just canals and gorgeous. And so we did our first show there, then I hopped on a plane flew to Glasgow. Scotland couldn't understand a damn word. Anyone? She was like, she's. She is. Yes. I know. With the accents. But I couldn't stand performed glasco and then flew to where I don't remember. But I was in Birmingham, Manchester New lending. I took trains all over. It was just so beautiful and so fun, install exhausting, and it was great. And then I was I loved it performing a love getting out there really lit something inside me to like get back up on stage. It was fun. We're the audiences there different than here. Yes. I, you know, it's funny. I and I was so taken aback when I was in London remember in the spring for the Royal wedding. I was there. I couldn't believe how many people knew I was I didn't understand how popular drag races over there all throughout Europe. And I it's I just was so I didn't know that those fans existed does that make. Because it feels like you would never think that they know you in another country something. So it was it was it was wonderful. I was so grateful that I mean these were every night we had, you know, twelve hundred people. I mean crazy right sometimes more than that. And straight. Talkers a ton of straight talk. Shut up -solutely kitchen to all our foreign French kiss too. But it was a it was amazing. And I was just blown away by by it. And then. I I was leaving. And I had to lay over in Dublin right had to fly from Newcastle to Dublin Ireland, and I never been to Ireland. And so I had a layover, and I went to the lounge, and I was sitting there, and I was looking out the window. Just thinking God, it's green. It's so pretty. And I had that little in back of my head like you should stay like how fun. I can't say gotta get back to do, you know? And I opened the calendar and looked in the only thing I had to do. Was straight talk. And I thought I could blow them on. Just a little bit here, you know, and like could play that. So I reach up tomorrow. And it's like Mark like could I not could I and he was like in Mark's defense. He said, you should do it just go. We'll figure it out. So I just left. Just never do that just left and rented a car, and I drove I drove and drove and drove and drove in droves. And we will get into it a little more. I have a little bit of recording. I was supposed to do more. But. I was living life. So but did you questions about Europe? Matthews. Barry. Deep. Okay, fine. Hold on press conference time for a press conference. Matthew's cross mass us over here. Yes. Yeah. Did you sorry? That's lame. When you when you were Europe yet, did you happen to go see Michelle visas show? I did go see my friend Michelle from me on the West End in London in musical. Everybody's talking about Jamie, which I think is going to come into Broadway. Test shows in London, and it's a wonderful wonderful show. And she was she's a star. She go see every everybody's talking about, Jamie. Everybody's talking about team. Math. I saw an Instagram posts that you had said Europe or the UK has figured it out. They had a a pizza pizza with pepperoni. What was jam? And there was I went into I need a bottle of water. We walking around in a bathroom and left in the case. And it was a a pizza dog. It was a hot dog. This a hot dog bun covered with red sauce cheese and pepperoni, and I would try that. Yeah. To try it. But I looked at it. And I could try that ten pounds. Ten pounds. What your secret not? I was working traveling didn't have time to eat didn't on me. Going not really snacking someone's working at nine in everything. Yeah. You're going through stuff. You don't get it. Yeah. When you're gone through it that she died. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So did the comedy land the same way with the audience? Yes. Puns work. The waiters in a restaurant. What? No like, they didn't understand what I do upon. They bring something to take this diet. And they know it's not. Got any other questions? Fevered venue, and y understood. Oh, gosh. There was some amazing old theaters like really old Europeans. But my favorite was the one Amsterdam. It was beautiful performing arts center with this wrap around screen all the way behind projected with moving images. It was really lovely. But then performing in some places that were built like in the, you know, the eighteen hundreds or older than that. I was in Ireland and I was walked walking around. I was in a town called Kinsale, and I was just walking around. And there was this church, and the little thing I was reading it built in the fifteen hundred crab, and then I go block, and there's another another church, and it was built in the twelve hundred. Okay. I would love to see it was crazy. And so I just like touched it like the bricks thinking like, oh my God in the twelve hundreds. They laid this brick then how come my house built nineteen fifties? Let's talk about that. Okay. Well. Any other questions? Maybe you're. No European too much in your house. All right. That's unbelievable. Listen, we're taking the quickest you question think of it. When we come back on audio and get into a little more of my time in Europe. Don't forget special thanksgiving coming up next. What's more talk? On the way. We all need someone to talk to when we get down. Name a lot of us. Can't afford going to therapists or don't have the time. Maybe don't have insurance. We want to tell you about a company that is here to help with that problem. Introducing talk space talks base. The online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere at anytime. Get something of your chest. Whenever you need to talk about everyday challenges at work or home chat about life. 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I know those they are the sunglasses you and I got together. I mean. Yeah. On our Palm Springs weekend. Uh-huh. From the store that was like three for twenty member. That's right. Yeah. And those are your favorite one, and they are my favorite ones. I grab the only para grabbed but I thought about that storm. I wanna go back like, I miss all my sunglasses. Thanksgiving. I I don't really have any plans for thanksgiving. I know I know plans, we'll maybe we should talk no pressure, but we should talk. Okay. Okay. I wanna stay home and order like the one thing. I'm happy about being in the city because my friend lives in West Hollywood is I can order pizza, and I can order those post mate thing. Feel like I'm back in the living. So I may just order food drop dead gorgeous. That will make you thanksgiving. Yes. I think except I think a house burns down in that. Isn't there? Tell me. I think maybe there's something like that. What about like backdraft? Oh, towering inferno. Oh, come on your fires. Cat on a hot ten roof. Now. God. Your head's going? The roof. Two. To to too soon. Believable. Not okay that we would laugh. If you can't laugh, what are you gonna do? Have to laugh series lifting me up right now. And so feeling so much better. Good. I'm glad because he know if like the only thing you do no matter what happens bad sad in your life. If you can just get together with friends and laugh like you're gonna be okay. I really believe that. I really believe that like I'm glad we're here. I am too. I'm glad I'm here to because I just wasn't here. I was in. I said I was in Europe. And I buy like I said without going into too much detail, but you know, life. And so I was there and I decided to go live a little and just kind of explore. And I knew I had to do this straight talk. And I wanted to sort of like my plan was document my whole trip daily did a field trip. So I set it up like overdue field trip. And then I didn't tell you. So this is the first part I just to give you a little bit. I went into this. Let me tell you the story I go all through airland. And I my plan is to record all these towns, and I'm too busy living my life and at a time when I need to and so I didn't. And then on my last night. I'm driving don't know where to go. Don't know. What city I'm going to go to and I'm kind of going through it, and I get to this town and it's killed. So I pull over this is a door -able wherever this is. And where I stop and I like, well, maybe I'll stay here, and I turned on parked in front of a hotel. And so I. Do you do you have agencies and then like totally? So we have one room. It's the penthouse. We can give you this cheap cheap price. Breakfast included. Great night with nine euros. Right. Beautiful. I'll take it and I walk around and it's on this river, and it's gorgeous don't thinking. And you know, you know, when you're in your feels on this. And I see this place called the theater tavern. It looks Irish and I walk in and there's local sitting there, and there are drinking Guinness pints. And there's a woman, and I ask what the name of the town is. What is it? I was in new Ross Ireland. No. Really? That is new Ross Ireland. I was assigned to tell you that you were meant to be there when you were meant to be there. I mean, I love those kind of things when I asked the bartender her name, cute blonde, girl. You won't believe what her name is take a listen to just a little story of me. And why I stayed in Ireland. We'll have a little more update after the break. Talkers me Ross. So here's the deal. I'm supposed to be in America right now. But I'm not let me explain I was on tour all through like I was in Glasgow and Amsterdam and then alter the UK Newcastle and Manchester and Birmingham in London. It was really fun. I was with a bunch of repulsed drag race queens ginger Minch money exchange bought the drag Queen or Feo THEO Hera Mony cart. It was great. We had so much fun. And I love traveling like we flew some places I took the train which I love the train. That's fun. You just get on you sit there's wifi. I love sitting. It's pretty I think I'm a trained person. Anyway, the point is this I was flying home, and I had a layover in Dublin Ireland. I've never been to Ireland. I never thought I'd go to Ireland, and I was sitting in the airport during the layover, and I just looked outside. And I was like well Ireland looks pretty. So I just. Got off the plane and left the airport and rented a car and now I'm driving through Ireland. It's very Diane lane in under the Tuscan sun, except it's like under the Irish sun, and I'm not gonna buy villa here. But I do feel like a a chocolate a little chicken. And rub it on my face like the lead in the movie. I don't know what came over me. But I'm having the best time. So now here I am in Ireland with a rental car, just exploring. So wanna come? This is a very special straight talk with Russ mandatory field trip in Ireland. Let's have some fun. Sweet. But it's Harry Titanic. Riverdale. So I just was driving. And I thought this town is so cute. What is pulled over and got out of the car and found out that the town is called new Ross new Ross Ireland is that the name of the town. Yeah. County Wexford Ireland. So I came into this pub, which is called the theater what what's it called? Tavern in new Ross, and I walked up to the bar order to drink and to the bark said, what's your name? And she said, what is your name, Louise? And it's so crazy low we's. Louise. What's your name? Louise. Louise because that name is very special to me. My mom's middle name, grandma's, minimal. Dog who he lost? So of course, it's already special to me him. And at the bar is also some other people. What's your name? Joe Joe end Alice. Okay. So Joe and Alice in new Ross in the theater tavern. So when I walk into the tavern, I want to order something very very Irish, what should I order? What do you think is right for me Guinness again? Now, I don't drink a lot of beer because it tastes like pennies to me. I'm more of a Chardonnay on ice kind of guy Guinness, try. Okay. So I'm gonna try again is right now. Okay. So this is again is. Louis just gave me a Guinness, and it is very dark. The black stuff. Okay. I'm into that. Okay. Okay. Dr. Okay. So this is this strong. As far as beer goes is pretty strong beer. It will be the same strength as most laggers. But in terms of taste is it like. Coffee, black coffee. Doesn't. Bisher taste some people put blackcurrant in. Accordia? Well, listen, I like my coffee to hit me in the face. So I I actually got to START III Americano black every morning snubbing deals. I think I can take three to my I get is three three two one. Okay. All right that strong. Okay. Well, this get me messed up. I like Ireland. Ted pieds ten pints. Okay. I'll see you then. Thank you. Joe? Thank you. Thank you. Louise. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Alice wise, why is the best because. Green fiv everything. So everyone should come. Visit in friendly. Yeah. That's great. Neighbors. Great neighbors for the country can depend on the mode. So everyone listening to come visit Ireland eighteenth. I think they shouldn't know if there are. Do you know what the gangs? So can I buy you all against to say, thank you get us on me. Anyone want mine? Thank you. That's all recorded. Living. Music because it makes you really went there. I was what it would be. Would look like well, listen. So here's the deal. We are stretch crunched for time as they say in whatever everywhere and. We are going to be piecing together. I hope the I understand a lot of us are in transition in turmoil right now. And so we are we are here for each other and for love and life and all that. So just bear with us coach. And after thanksgiving we're back on track. Sound good sounds good? Sounds good. So here's the deal. Goto? Top on air. Brung? That is. Doc episode in Ireland. That's what I did got that done. Got that done talk to locals they bounce off like Ross out and about cross cross runs across the world. But do follow us on a Hello Roth pod. Whether you'll find. Faxing malone. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so glad you're safe in here. Thank you Raas. If you wanna follow Fags venture, he has the hottest account on Instagram. Best way to get through. You're on Twitter and Nikki Boyer on Instagram. John J Roddy is Josh underscore Rodriguez. Underscore. I am. Hello ross. Thank you so much. We're gonna put together some sort of giving. Joe? I don't know what it's going to be able to figure it out everybody. Okay. Thank you. So so so. Oh, so so so much. We are family. And I'm so grateful for each and everyone so grateful, well, and I hope you feel. We all to think tank win any one of us goes to anything. We'll all be there for each other. Right. You all have a great thanksgiving.

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Nelly - EP 251

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:05:44 hr | 2 years ago

Nelly - EP 251

"I am. I got a lot going on right now. I was thinking I was driving here. It was so like I would just went, did you hear me just right now go. Yep, Yep. Yup. But I have so much going on. I was driving here and I was, you know, I take the same way every week I get off that exit. I was like three exits gone, and it was like. Am I drove in from palms ring sedating because I have a lot going on there. We'll get to. And then I had stuff going on the house and I was is running running. Well, my mother fucker me on high. Hi fi, just the drive alone, the two hour, whatever drive is a lot because you have to focus hours. What do you do? I put on Judy, Garland, Judy, Judy, Judy, Carnegie Hall album, and I saying the whole thing, you do our forty seven. So it gives me door to door from Palm Springs tobacco. Listen to podcasts go, listen to that. I listened to. I can deal like the interludes when she talks and everything. Yeah, just in London anyway, you do the whole thing. Throng in my throat she doesn't. So I'm like a little, I go way, but you know what that means. What means Ross Mathews has lots to tell you. I am so excited. All right listeners, I got lots to fill. You went on lots going on. We got some new contributios from some listeners. We have someone who calling in to fill us in on something. And maybe it's this neighbor coming up. Oh. Muzzling. I block isn't here unfortunately suggest, can you do the amount that you need? Yes, I got live from the Ben sound theater, theater, theater, love that we're theater now, Ross Mathews Benz town theater. That's how. That's how could you please say Gironde c. j. has to ask nicely j. please give us that. Live from the Ben's town studios in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw, Matthew. He's the gay best friend you wish you had and no, you need this love money. Now here is Ross Matthews. Trump sounds plenty sweet to me. I'm john. As. Welcome to the program. Reach around c. j.. Thanked him alone is j rod could go up. For news, boy as Nicole. Boy is the one and only Trish. Happier here dole. I'm always so tickled when Nikki needs a pinch hitter, Honey, I'm regard now. Hitter familiar to meet do. Are you a co host on bup dog with rod, Maddie's the love that pro love it. You brought that up? Yes, I'm on pop, talk, which you can put us at pop, talk on air. And I get to work with a gorgeous Ross Mathews. She's nice. She's a doll. Paul. Until Jay here. And I have to say, we did miss you in Palm Springs this weekend. If y'all to call, do you know how to show? Because it would have been fun. The only one who's looking tan CJ is as well. CJ is and flaxseeds looking tan is when you so much. My invitation must have got lost in the sort of happened, like neither of them stayed. We all spent the weekend in Palm Springs together, not none of them. Stayed with me like CD. It was going to go. And in fact she was like, oh, I'm gonna, go get a room and I was like, I'm going to be there and we had the most fun together. It was so nice being with you guys went to lunch. I wanna come because there's nothing that I love more than two cans with y'all and trivia in the masala cocktail. And then you and our rope ourselves into some magical dinner Ross. Now when we go to dinner people, just bass thing, they just sent me do. Why. Worker. No, they didn't tell them what things that we did. We did. I have a balls deep with all this, but I can talk to you now, would you want? We hold tight on the balls poll tied on the balls degrades. I'm covering it all. Okay. Palm. Okay, growl Palm Springs. Well, I'm actually I'm sending a no right now for guests because I have an announcement to me, oh, and I need help. Okay. But it's gonna be something that we're all in. This is fun. This is good. We're all gonna share about, but we will get into the nitty gritty of Palm Springs coming up in all. Okay. So let's see. We're waiting for our friend are surprised as call. Exciting. Did you go visit your star? Oh my God, facts. He got Josh, just we did. And guess who took the picture of me on by his star. Guess who drove me to his star and, oh, take a picture with my star, take it and text it to you. It was fun told me do the same thing if I had it was one of my all time favorite week. And I'm not saying that because we're friends and family and all that genuinely your star weekend was better than most wedding weekends I've ever it was really fun. It was great. We have from top to bottom, we had a ball home. You know this show. So much really handled as I should. I should do. I wish we made money on the show me to Jay rods, pushing buttons, so we can't do it. Can't it nicer than on Texan going call now, here's the number. Yeah, she's got a pizza going on this programs. Shit show up. Just snack is just tricky for people to call in eight is yes, the timing and stuff. J rod. Oh my gosh. Hello? How long? Hello? Hello. Along. Every time Arlene Coen Keller Williams calls me I go. How long. This is of course she's a friend of the family. It's Arlen Cohen. Keller Williams, John. Oh, my gosh. Arlene we hung out with Arlene now facts he, it was your first time really bonding with Arlene. It really was. Hi Arlene. I kept calling her Arlene Carrington, Colby, she's so dining Arlene. You're so enjoyable, and I just love the you seem yesterday with my shoulder pad look. Great. So Arlene has been a realtor for years and years and years and years and years. He's done a ton of deals together because you know, I like the real estate market wrote a ridden ridden. I liked to ride it and it has gone really, really well for me. Now that being said, I, I've used one house like by the next house by the next the next house. And I've been thinking Arlene tell the people that I was thinking about the house in Palm Springs. I've been thinking this for a long time. I've talked to you all about it was that I just don't think the market's going to get any bigger. No, you're right. Okay. Because I watched your real estate market like the back of my hand Arleen MacOS on this and houses. Bryce dropping. Yup, right now rates are going up and when interest rates go up, then prices go down the formula. And so. This big beautiful house in Palm Springs, but I didn't or japes expensive too. I didn't go for two months, so I checked to go, we'll what kind of equity now imagine this. So you buy a bottle of water for a dollar and you wait and then a couple years, that bottle of water is now worth four dollars, three dollars an equity. So I checked the Clinton numbers. I have x. amount in equity, and so I go, well, what would a nice condo if I could find a con to that had didn't have like attached to walls or this to quite still had all the, I could sell the house and pay cash for a condom. So I go Arlene the equity off the equity, so you don't have. I don't have. I don't have a mortgage, yes, brought mass. Yes. Arlene Cohen. Tell everybody the news. You're doing it the cutest most adorable, charming cottage ever. It's demand. It's so cute. I just bought. A little condo and I'm selling my Palm Springs house and I'll pay myself back when I felt it. You're not going to have a mortgage and I'm not gonna have any of that. And it's just going to be something if God forbid Arlene Coen Keller Williams, if say, something happens, right. Eight say like, I can't get hired again. We'll guess what. Everyone, everyone knock on something. Yeah. But if that happens, you know what my ass is doing my ass is going to Palm Springs and sitting in my thing that I own my condo, they own and. Three-month planning my early retirement, an Arlen coins. Would you tell them about the condo? Go the little that we call it the bungalow because it's like a little bungalow. Hello, it's got to core garage. It has really sweeping hike. Fedral ceilings made out of wood. It's got a fireplace. It's very mid century. Outdoor things is adorable also show you pictures right now. Don't you wish that you could have seen it? Yes, because I didn't get the phone call sexy and CJ. Got to see. What do you think? I love. I'm in love with it. I'm in love with the complex complex is very seventies like Palm Springs seventies. It has artistic fields. Yes, Honey, all just really cool. It's very, very exciting. And so now we're selling house. I know I'm excited. So that's part of why I'm like. First of all, every showing tonight and showing tomorrow of your house. Okay. We're selling. Yes. Number two, you know, the other agent, you know that the fireplaces at work, they shut it off on purpose so that they have to put it on. Let me let me tell you about the the cottage. I'm buying one of the issues you do inspections. They capped the gas fireplace, and I was like, well, let's uncapped it. Okay, so Arlene. Yes. So today he goes, well, we don't wanna do. It will just give you some money, but well, we don't want to do it. You have to do it because I didn't want to open a wall to wall what if there's more than just that. So you guys open the wall. Okay. So go. So he said, you know, will you go to New York to new? It just felt you're doing it. It's a deal breaker and I hung up good for you are why we love arly. Yes, that's so so pads. Got hold on. Hold on real quick country baby homemade in Cleveland. I don't think so. Lateness back. So tell me what your lady. No, he called him back and he said the the contract is coming on Saturday and he didn't say they're doing it, but they're doing. Showing tonight in a showing tomorrow in the house for selling. Yeah. Okay. All right. This is showing and we have and the contract is coming on Saturday. So. This is a big deal, big deal. It's moving fast. This is happening. Well, that happens when you do all cash, but I just, you know, listen, I would feel guilty when I couldn't get out there because I'm working so much. I'm thinking God, I'm spending x. amount of money every month on this thing. And it's people don't realize too if you're not air being being a property and it is not an urban, it's it's an actual home in my bed. So I'm not doing that. Having rental property and people don't understand that. So when it is your actual home and a waste. Thank you. You you think about all the time? I'm I'm paying for something I don't get away. Arlene Cohen you've done it again. Nikki trysts third, Nick, he's not here. I'm sorry, Trish. Okay. Crit I didn't know who it will. I'm so our lane, you beauty, you have you have you met Arlene and I went and saw that gorgeous house together that had the jacked up bathroom. Yes. And then they fixed the bathroom and they fix it already trying to resell it. I saw this is a funny because people don't know what we're talking about, but we all hang out outside of the radio programs. So like we have to just so you know there there's radio podcast light having and they were all hanging out. Okay. So here's the deal Arlene Cohen. I want you to be your the tug ladies back. I want you to go get that baby country baby in, and I want you to keep it in Vermont. I have no idea what. You know what you're talking about. Are you wearing any ounce of leopard rot now? No. Dang track. Arlene Arlene did show up today. I was with at this morning. She showed up in like an Asian print workout pant and fuzzy Chanel slide. I love her with. They would make slides and a white wife by Peter t-shirt. And she was just like, oh, what a day? And then he's big Chanel glasses with glitter on the set. What I'm Jay. What is your own show your? She goes, oh. Like fifteen minutes late. I'm sorry, it's just awful day. What is your thoughts on this show? Desert. Flippers. Have you watched it on the HDTV? Yes, but yes, I watched it unwatchable number one. Right. All right, isn't watch. I watched a little bit of not me. I'm a hundred times. No. What we like to think of it as honest Arlene, Tony, real on this. She's the most honest person I now and she gets a kick it when she says the sending. So straight to the point. And we're out in public together and I go, oh God, I constantly. I'm like, oh, he makes me do it. He no, he goes me and mix. You do enjoy it, Ryan joy it, but I have to walk out of the room when she does it because I mean, for example, like we'll go looking at houses and like Arlene just gets annoyed with people. So they'll be like a lady. They're going like, well, you know, it was built in nineteen sixty two and it's funny the Arlington's got it. We got it. Personnel because it's so it's so often for the high politics. Like tell me, tell me the story and get to know the full two years. Did I get stuck there? Some crazy lady told me a story. I don't give a shit about quarter going. All right. Thank you laugh. Thank you so much angel. I adore you. I love you. Arlene Arlene. Thank you. Thanks for the update. So we'll keep you. We'll keep people updated throughout the process for a home in Palm Springs. I recommend buying mine full-count. We'll tell you if you are springs. Yours is wonderful because it's a very quiet neighborhood and built by the weekend. Why am I talking. Thank you. Arlene. Hey, when we come back by on the, I love you. When we come back, I have some submissions from listeners. I wanna play for you. Plus we're doing CNN Ebert because time movie at never seen before and you will shot what movie it was every movie you haven't seen shocks. But when was it find out that and more when we come back more straight, talk on the way. And Trish we're not really qualified to do anything else. Nope. So we're just going to stick with what we're good at, which is talking about pop girl, pop culture joins for popped up every single week, the top ten pop culture stories. We'll bring him down because you have a real life do it. We'll do it. We love hearing from you, so make sure you go and rate us in review. As an I read all your comments and social media. So Honey, it's like you're the program director of the podcast. I'll thank goodness. We needed one them. Them producing the dumbest thing. I've said. How do we live this long without a podcast like this? I don't even know. Okay. We're obsessed with everything pop culture. You are too. So it's about time. We got together to break it down altogether as the family. I'm so excited. I can't take myself. So join us every single week as we talk about the top ten pop culture, stories of the week. It popped up with me, rough Matthews Trish there. You're welcome in advance. Hey. I got something to tell you. Have a see. No, not there. Sit here. I am at eras. I don't know what to say. I'm afraid the words I toss. Going to sound gay. The words stick in my pro. No sense at. It's like when you see abode at the shopping mall and Yonli Lafayette doing. Why? And. And how to get some. To my favorite sunglass. Folks. But that's the way it goes. Because when you say. They think you're buying clothes like sandy comes. A Rolling Stone gathers? No moths. And now I've found like good girl. Because I am at a I am at era. Era. Now back to straight talk with Ross Mathews, welcome back to the program, looking at pictures, a little bungalow Ross. If you don't let me come be part of this design tame. Thank you. Don't love me. So you know what? It's blink. Couldn't Candice that we can make make so cute. Right. When I tell you we're going to rip through that. We're gonna rip out that pass through what's what's the pass through that thing. That's eventually what we're gonna do it just you can have a full. We're already now y'all. And after this bitch. And so fun to be there because it's new. It's a new thing for him. Yeah, than those countertops are gonna have to find a new. Yeah, they're gonna go, don't you dare worry about that? Calico kick. All right. Eventual thing. Rush. We're gonna make a cute and like the price. I told you the price. I got a four, two dollars and a tic TAC, Honey, God loves shipping. Deal, Honey. I love you for that because I was like, I want to see one a little country, but I don't want to be like an apartment. So it's gotta be no one above me. No one below me, no one on the side. I mean, this bound. Sure. Didn't. We do literally like a, it's a cottage? Yeah, it's the, it's actually more bungalow. It is. Spring. Call it, and he kept saying, he's like, do you wanna go just like drive by it? And he'd be like, we'll like sunset. So we should see what it looks like. It's. Keep going kind of person ended. The sounds crazy when I bought my house, my sat on my street, weird stalker and ate three meals a day there. I'm not kidding. You look at it. No, and I wanted to see like, are there crazy neighbors? Somebody comes Swiss and by does somebody have episode, you know, somebody say, underlaw naked and rub their, I don't know you gotta let the whole experience is in fact z. loved Palm Springs. He said to me that he you said to me and it was a great compliment. You said that you had been there a million times, but like never really fell fall in love with it like you'd think that you're exactly right. I always felt like Palm Springs was many malls TJ Maxx and heat. That's all in a gorgeous Nordstrom rack, cutting my five run around. Yeah, that to next. So TJ max. I didn't want to discount Nordstrom rack mount Nordstrom rack. So this time around with Ross, taking me everywhere and showing me a whole other side of Palm Springs. I'm in. I now see why people love it, and Ross is the ultimate embassador to it's an NC. Jake is when you get them together, you get to see like places you didn't know rooftop this, like he's like the energized energizer bunny. I just keeps going and going, but it's fun. It's fine. I, I'm a busy body for breakfast. That was so cute and we'd coughing. No, the I forget the name of that. Please caffeine cafe it was so cute. And then I took a fancy to Billy reeds, which on the inside looks like little house on the prairie and then took him to my favorite place the casino, but the run. Buffet wasn't open because the remodeling it so he didn't get to have my sugar. Free jello, how I love this little sugar, free jelly to experience it next time. Next time we'll listen. There will be a next time and is so exciting. Yeah, thank you. But you know what else is exciting to serve, hey, when listeners send in content CJ you know, I love when people bell, Scotty, cookie, elephants ethylene, people listeners put together something and send it infrastructure too. Well, they've done it again. This comes from I've and now who here has seen a star is born. I have. It's my date tomorrow night. My husband made me way is home to go see it with. It's so good. And you know that song shallow, oh, it gives me cold chills, and I have not seen movies. The movie. Modern a little share. The other one that you played for me about era Zona. That's good too, but this is this one shallow shall is the win because someone buried in shallow. Jong girl. She trimmers Trump. Well, then. I van listener. Ivan, did a parody of shallow. Just for us. Coming at ya each Ivan. Andrei chocolate arosh. Kale. Tell me something or. Fag zeal, tingling down. Jay rod, no. His missing out on some amazing saw. Oh, great. CJ can play with my. We g board all day. Mark have find the. Again. Maybe my favorite. That's low. Tell me Nikki. Aren't you tired of pretense and. Being that you don't microwave. All the leftovers from snack attack. Todd. I'm miss you so much and so die. And with. He still sits on or says phase. I'm off the d. eating the nine ninety nine. I don't care what they Sam devouring jazz. Oh. Oh, they're made out of horses. Kissed his. I. Good. How was really good well doing to you? Ivan for sending those. Nothing to do with that. I thoroughly enjoyed the sort of end. There's I'm not gonna finish the rest of, but I know he just when I thought, oh my gosh, we can't top that. Can you cannot see you can't top that. Yeah, but then Trish you of course know the hit song mothers mill. Oh, I was here. I was here from her teed on my knees, everyone hurt he. He. A mine. He others see just you. Just so many people redo it. So I was here big Dipper. Yes. Yes. Oriented, Brendan yoki did mother's mother's mill. Lullaby lullaby. Many different. Rammed got me. I wasn't running for that. I must face. We've, we have another one. This might be my new favourite one. That's that's a big order. Let me find their name here. I just want. I want to give them a shout here. It is Mike closest Hulo Ross this from Mike from Berlin. What he says. I'm a longtime listener. Drag Queen music producer and first time contributor kiss kiss I send you my reinterpretation of the hit song. Mother's milk. I followed my German roots and made it sound like an expressionist dick short piece. Repeat no voice and percussion. I'm so tickled right now. I picture him in all black with a turtleneck on. And listen to mother's milk in Germany. Oh, okay. Me. Iran. Okay. Hold on. We need to get. On my favorite I this is my. I wish this was my ringtone. Did you see? I mean, can you imagine. Okay. Listen. Me. News. Need motor. Titter. Von and Mike ROY. Fun. Nam War. I can't even begin. How you love that. If you're sitting there thinking, maybe I have something to give to kit and I, it's like, I used to tell Brenda, you know what I'm saying? Well, just think. And so you just Email me Ross it straight, talk with Ross dot com and I will play it on air. Okay. That's a promise to you. No matter how good or enjoy awful it is that was fantastic fans. Lifelock fill in tonight. Wow, God that seems great. That was fun. I, I love the haunting piano in the back to his unit reminds me of a weird song that would have been like in a Frankie and a net financial, oh beach. I mean like somebody some weird guy works at the at the shake shack that there would be like doing the tickets. Around here. We do a segment. You remember Cisco on e. Birch movies won't Fags. He for some reason you blacked out somewhere along the line and didn't see a bunch of movies. That's a good way to put it. I blacked out. Yes, you were tucked it improve for about a decade. You just missed a bunch of movies. That doesn't sound. Shocking. So this weekend we're talking and I threw out to movies ME hadn't he hadn't seen one was Mr. Holland's or Orpheus at that age. This orphan? Oh, no. Kidding, miss opus, which I think he needs to watch, but the other. Oh, that's great. Another movie he had never seen was. The notebook. Then notebook. Fifty eight. Oh my God. I haven't seen that. You haven't seen that. Good on. This. Did you fart. Oh, my God, even know if I really want to watch that right now. All right. Ryan Gosling and a Rachel make atoms James garner and a. I'm a senior role. James Laird general. Bettys? Yes. Okay. Really? I didn't know what it's about. You know, you have a way with recommending these movies at just the right time. For me, the notebook blew me away. First of all, when it opened up with Jenna rolling and James garner, I knew it was gonna pack a punt. All right. I never seen Ryan Gosling and a movie other than LA La Land. You know, I see why he's a star. I see his sex appeal. Oh my God, that movie mad sexy and Rachel mcadams never seen her in anything. I thought she was so good. So charming. She good in a remake of under the Tuscan sun if they ever do. Front young, Diane lane. I thought the movie was so beautiful and so touching. And I have to say it's in comes in third on my list of top five favorite movies that we've that I've recommended, yes, that you recommend it. What was number one number one was under the Tuscan sun. Number two was was a number three is the notebook. Okay. So why, why did you like it I? Well, I loved it because it was about your. I love and true left and I loved it because it was about Alzheimer's. It was about getting older, what you know how that happens. Like I didn't really expect that to happen, and the love story was so beautiful and I, I loved when I don't even know where to start. I don't wanna start crying because I cry. I could start crying now because it was so beautiful walk me through. All right. What what touched you so much about it? What? What k-. First of all when they first had sex, right? I really identified with her because she stopped having sex with him and said, I'm in my head and I can't get out of my head. Do you remember that identify with that because I hardly need to be in the moment. Feel like you're right there on the verge of you really touched by this? I was re number. I mean, I'm gonna three. It's like I was really touched by it. This emotion? No, I got this emotional under the Tuscan side. Here for the no never cries on the show. I want somebody cry from their cry twice. I have. Have the choice. What was I remember? One time. What was the other? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Twice. Have I ever cried on the show. I'm heartless. I don't think there's any spoilers not. I shouldn't say like oil alert because this is an older movie, right? Everyone knows the not just give it away just in case, you know, there's some people that could have been abducted and probed. All right. You know, I just want to say I don't wanna drag on about it that I loved it. But what I really love was the ending and I love this quote, I loved when he looked at James garner looked at a general ins and said, I think our love can do anything. We want it to do. I o. Oh, yeah. Such a passing, our love can do anything we want it to do is by that beautiful, that love is powerful, that loved community of love. It's timeless it. Love can move mountains left, can do anything, anything you want it to do, move mountain. But yes, it can't. Can't your head can, but a metaphorical mountain of threats. It can also loved out in the scene where she's in the ocean, and she's like, I'm a bird. And then he, she made him say, I'm a bird and the very last shot was birds flying. I'm glad that you caught that a lot of that. See, I thought that was beautiful. I watched the whole thing with an Cassidy's directed at 'cause he said it was an honor direct, his mom who icon and he said he goes, I did little subtle things like little, you know, like I call it the bird rags, those little moments that if you really are paying attention, Rachel mcadams in Ryan, Gosling dated for a long movie. One of the most iconic moments ever was when they went best kiss. I are quoted at the MTV movie awards or the notebook, and they ran up and did the on stage and it is one of the coolest. I almost have the same chemistry on that stage as it did because they don't. They ridiculous. I really love the Alzheimer's and how she played the house. She had like minutes where she remembered, and that was so magical. And you could feel it. You're like, she's back and then she left again. Powerful. I am. I have a if you like, what you make Adams. I have a movie that I really enjoy. It's called morning glory, and she plays the TV like a morning TV TV show producer. Is a good. I I mean, no, but I really enjoyed it. Harrison. Ford bring key. Yeah. And so it's Harrison. Ford CJ Wyatt. I'm sorry. Diane. Keaton CGI. What's her? Character's name and baby boomers? We all know that how many reference. Oh, yeah. That's right. It's on the top five. But so, yeah, tiger lady back is in it and Harrison Ford, and she's really good, very charming. I ask, have you ever seen Trump Ted gorgeous? I don't think I've seen that. Oh, my God. That's net. Yeah, visit gorgeous. Is next yet. Is it who is that with? Here's Jiali Kirstin dunce. Jenny already love it. It's my what? Mr. all oracle or whatever. Yeah, something a little uplifting gorgeous and will love it. He'll laugh so hard. Denise Richards say and to talk the? Nope. Ag-. I always thought it was like a teen movie, like a silly teen movie, but the poster of them in the rain and like I have never gonna watch that. It's so not that deep beautiful movie and it was shot so beautifully. I was really impressed number three, the fault in our stars. Is just the title I love the title is so good. Attracted gorgeous, see this is good drop or just fault in our stars. Mr. Holland's orifice. Do you ever see rising Arizona. I don't know. I think I have seen that. I forgot all about it too many. We're locking in those every. Okay, I love you. Keep calling. I just wanted to say. Worth it go. I really loved to when rates. I just go right back into. Gets talking about it. Yes, I'm when she looked in James Marsden's is, and she said, when I look in your eyes, I see Noah. Like, you know, she was in love with him, but she knew who was thank you so much. Notebook. I haven't seen that. He would have everything that, oh, my. Oh, my good. Talk about the fifty and. Did you fart. I don't even know if I want to watch that right now. Hey, when we come back, we're going to do a ball deep. We have getting Shashi and who knows what else? Actually, we, we're talking a lot about pumps threes night's something to play you and a new friend to the program coming up. Who is that trust me? You do not want to miss that is. Much more talk. You're ready for this day. Before this jam, I get ready for then Jan. Brain. Questions. You want MAMBO. Jambo. Bobo jar. There's only one place. This is straight, talk with Ross. Mathews back to the welcome that welcome and checking new check one, three, four, welcome back to the. We were in pump springs kissed ki ki accused by the sun very sunkissed. Favorite moments. There was a fancy night went and got pedicure together. Blackballed may from Ross's his nails on spring, dropped everything up to to can to can. What was it was the brightest, orient? No positive shattered. Well, luckily I didn't go to kicked out from. We went to. We hadn't been there. Before CJ, but it was sitting there king. It's an audio program. He's like, nodding back this year. So we, we go to go to a pedicure and we're sitting there and we're getting our feet. I'll love that right Pedic and everyone just play nice. It's a Monday morning. Ars and in walks this woman, this little woman. Kinda elderly fabulous lover goalie. Michelle, you picture just matching from the rotor to the Tudor. I love that just match up. First thing I noticed rings on every finger Liberace. Yeah, Karachi. So I'll tell you, so we sit and we start talking games Pat and we started talking. She's eighty five and she has a sassy and opinionated I go, I'm Ross. And then to Fags they go, this is you can call them whatever you want. Call him Judy, and she goes, we'll. Oh, like that. So we started talking talking about thirty minutes talking. She's making us laugh. So hard like Pat is so funny just about immediately lover. She's I'm an artist, you know, I'm like, oh, my God will flaxseeds and artists. They start showing each other things. She goes, you should come to my condo and see my art. Sometime we go. What are you doing in like an hour. So we went to her and she showed us this. I'm showing the picture you got. You got on on. Hello, Russ pod. Okay. I cannot tell you that pass like, no, I know that's Pat is must bear it animal. She is. Is a groper MRs Roper so they showed up an hour later. She had changed into sparkly sandals. Kaftan full face. They give you walked out of her condo to meet us on the street in that with the wind blows. Okay. I'm going to set the scene another going to post the picture, but she is in this gorgeous yummy like tangerine mates, hot pink, caftan, and Ross wasn't kidding. The rings aren't just rings. She looks like she robbed like an antique Indian. Turquoise and silver says she sleeps in them. She never takes them off. So she so we're looking at the pains and I go love this one. She was now looking into art and she does. She goes, oh, do do you love that within take it? That's yours. I go. Well, no, she's never sold one before. I wanna be your first sale and she goes just taking. I said, well, you know what? I'll do then I'll give come tomorrow because she also a reader. She reads to books day a day, a professional speed to master's degree. I said, I'm going to bring you a copy of my my best selling book man up. And so I did my wrote from one artist to another. I came to the next day. Phone so much fun. So wonderful goal. I was going to bring Bill the Casey news movie critic with me to not because you know bills homosexual, but I wanted them. Pat said to me, she goes, I go out every day because my friends who just sit there are all dying, build those out every day. And so I'm introduce them to be Frank. And then I'm going to start it up where I introduced senior. I see. When we walked into her condo, it was wall to wall painting, quote, painting the behind us. This is all her art, right fixer kill over her. So she you'd better introduce me to Pat when I. Drain, you know how Bill does movie reviews on the modify 'em show. I'm gonna Pat. Start doing book reviews back. Left me a voicemail. You haven't heard this yet. No, Pat had my book for about three hours and left me this. Here. It's great is great. I'm more than halfway through and I didn't have to get raised for my heart teacher tomorrow night. I'm sure I would finish it in the next hour or so. Great book though. Great, great. Great. Thank you so much. Bye. That's. I love her. Talked today and I said, Pat, did you finish a book? She goes, I did. And I said, we'll could you come on and talk about it? I want you to book review today on the she goes, well, I'm not quite ready for that. That's fine. So we are in Pat schedule, but she. She said that because I feel that I felt like she's ready for anything. I did tell her, but when I left before I left, I now Pat, I have to warn you. There are couple salacious stories in my book because I talk about going down. Right? And she goes, well, I've got a couple salacious stories of my own. Shimmy shimmy. Spirit. So we're gonna get down here. That's gaurantee actually and out. Hello Ross pod for the picture. I don't get it out. During the bottle. My hand CD's like a duck, dummy the puck and say it say tricky. Kinks. Okay. Hey, let me say it. Like I say. There's so much. The last time you do that on the show. I got messages that were like we are dying that Ross did it did that they were trying to mimic me imitate me. Balls with bags. Give it to be. Deep win back. Oh my God Palm Springs. Where do I start? Let me start by saying that Ross pick me up at the hotel every day every morning and we went out on our adventures, but let me just say when I got in the car, it's a little convertible Fiat. I. Yeah. And so when I got, I got in the car. He, he put something in front of my face and he puts these things called icebreakers in front of my. That every grocery store line, sugar-free like men, there's like sour ones and there's like a calorie in each one and I love him. I keeping all every car every everywhere he goes you. I'd never tried. These is even the grocery store checkout and I'm like, oh, that's kids kids, you know. So he's like, just try it. He's I'm obsessed with these now with they're so good and sour tart. Have you tried these EJ. Favorite thing? Yes, I'm getting all my neighbors turned on them too. Him out to me that I drove around Homs for the whole time. I was there. I was sucking on these things the whole time. I was making sure the CJ bags e that's something to. Okay. Can I talk about the casino? I the casinos really nice. We played penny slots. He put in, can I say the amount he put it in eighty dollars. I put in forty. He kept saying to me, you gotta get a bonus and I'm like nude all this. I'm like, what's a bonus? Because I played money rain because when you get a bonus, the song is great. Oh. I love you. Go on, put your car because you've got to be out loud. I. But I didn't use it this time. Because I'm afraid they're tracking my winnings and I'm afraid they're going like no Ross, Matt last here. We're not gonna. Let him win this. I was running casino. I would do that and say that person just one win this right. Ask the caller who called in I forgot. His name is really sweet and he worked at casino. Don't do that. I know, but I don't believe it. Okay. I kind of feel like I had an, yeah. So he said, you gotta get a bonus. I don't know what that is. Anyway, I got a bonus the bonus. I was like. I got a bone really rubbed it in his face. In fact, I was really excited. He got a bonus an and and really very excited. I was, I was like, oh, good for him until he was like, I got a bone than I hadn't yet. Watch your back Hafer. I will. I will. I will sell that. I wouldn't. I will not get the condo and sell the pump. Getting a bonus he's competitive though, because I got that. I saw the wheels going in like I'm to get Buchan bonus. That's why I started going. I got the bound, right? So I get my bonus. And then I go to another scene and I'm putting in my winnings and all of a sudden my phone rings and it's Ross, and he goes, look behind you behind me and he's winning a bonus. I'm sitting. Turn my chair and my legs are crossed looking at him as my machine. Glamor and just like. Hashed out. Lost all my money. I put in. He cashed out and kept money. I was later when we were driving by the casino. He's as you see that little tile up there on the casino I said, yeah, he's like, you just paid for you paid for that. Don't ever take back. He had to rub it in. But the thing is it's fun is fun, but it's gambling. You have lost my minimum. I want to put in more money. I know that we went to the steakhouse though, and we thought little. Yeah, it was pretty. Dawn who is a straight talker listening now, probably. Yeah. So after we did that, we went over to to to, to love to drag show there. I got to say I, the there were to drag queens. I was amazed. They all love CJ to, oh my God l. flirted with them. Jazzmen master masters and rate clean. What's the other one. Oh my God, who's the one of the cast Morgan, Michael. I love her so much because when I left because I left kind of early, I'm she was outside the parking lot and there and she's pretty cone Honey. As I welcome back to my hotel, she says, be careful. She goes, don't don't let anything happen to something can happen. She's like, just watch your surroundings. I did look what happened me. She's supposed, I guess you punch somebody somebody called her word and and gotten her face and. He took him down. She broke her hand. She hit them, how awesome is that though? I. Caused us to care. Was this in Palm Springs? No. Okay. Houses. I in twenty eighteen in Palm Springs, but first of all, twenty eighteen. Could we all just quit Acting New? Yeah. Yeah, we can't. That was my public service. Don't act have gone. America. So what's next drag drag show was fun. And then did you play trivia with trivia and drag? We didn't play trivia this trip. No, we didn't know darling. Okay. I'm back for that by the way, if I don't. We went and why we went to quads. Show tunes, we went to, he took this was like the full palms. CJ. He took me two quads. And you know, we got there early, which I love about. You got the early when known, there's we can get a seat. I had specific stool and table that I said, yes. Yeah. Norm at cheers quad. I have to say Ross as as your friend, I really. He always asked the, is it okay that I get a drink? And you know, I think it's really respectful what he's doing, but I just have to say he's a great not. You're never drunk, but with some drinking you, you're a lot of fun. By very similar like that, like we'd aren't out of control people. We like to get just to like where more fun. I started telling you things. I don't usually tell your. But you're cute and you're really. Yeah, when he's buzzy. Okay. So anyway, he's he. He left the table. He came back requested a video like, okay, so we're about to leave the video. He requested plate and it was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life online, but it's the mommy dearest montage there and I can't be funniest. Mommy, dearest montage you oversee like a mash up. Kind of. And it's just so weird and funny. I can't explain it. I have to come just for that. Okay. We laughed so hard. We laughed. I was crying, doubled over laughing at this. This montage of mommy dearest. It was so funny and then we left, but I love that he's an, he goes home early like it really designed thirty that. Pumpkins Honey at nine thirty. That's why I love you. See Jake and kinda hit it hard, right? Yeah, I'm usually eleven o'clock Honey if I'm out that light. Okay. So let me tell you what we did after quads we went. I said, that's when I said, let's go to the Condon's he would. It looks like at night we went to the condo and had them the bungalow, the bungalow. Drink, so he could drive safe the whole time designated driver. So we go to the complex at night and it was so magical and beautiful weather. There was so perfect, but we were walking. We walked around the whole complex and it was like it's a big complex. How many pools are there like seven or some? We're gonna have parties there, of course, in the pool or warm, and I was like, making him laugh and we were very fun so much fun. We walked around the whole thing. He put his feet in the pool. We have the best time. And was like magical, and then we, it was great. What else do we do? You think of anything. WalMart, the Super Bowl Mark there. If you come to me what the whole he goes, I want the whole thing. So we went to WalMart. We went to Billy reads, it looks like less than prairie day went to show tunes. Wait. Did you go visit your star? Yes, that's the most important thing. Okay. But the way, let me just say how Ross does this. He doesn't really announce it. All of a sudden were pulling up by star, like we're pulling up parking. In front of this conversation? We did before he went on, we just teased this is before we were on air. I know you said you were there. I'm looking around like. So we talked before you went on air Tricia said in the story, you're so good look how good you are. Look bad. You are so good. Read that for me that I saw told you got so much shit puck. I've lost it because I know I had covered black because I was saying before that your star weekend is was literally like a wedding weekend to me. It's one of the greatest events I've ever been to friend or not that part, but I wanted to know fantasy was not at your star serum. I was there. Well, I mean, I'm sorry. He wasn't part of the family had originally officially, but he was like in the background just happened to be walking by a guest on the show. A couple had not become friends yet, and I didn't get to know because had you not have been snuggle bust and what's the restaurant it's in front of, well, it was all, but that's now gone. Just getting just kind of shocking. Yeah, but they're making something else another gay establishment we driving and all of a sudden just pull over in fact, it's like, what? What's happening? You know, he doesn't say anything and he's, he's like, get out. Let's get out. We get other course that's in front of us star and get down around on the ground. I posed with his star why he takes pictures of me. Love. That I would. Here's nurses schism is if I think you just really want to like make it technically all about you. But when you hit the level that you have a star on the walk of fame. Is your friends are job? That's right. Drive bys. CVS wanna go. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this oil. So bring him to Las. Toilets and I go, okay, here's what we're going to get. And I told the comes, we want this and this and this and this just like that she goes, oh, yeah, that was actually on TV like that. And I go, I go on the food network. She goes, yeah, you know who put it on there. She said. I did, I think called. I said, I picked this burrito this way at Las Swailes. She goes up so they make Fags eat that. I mean, I'm so bossy. I appreciate the bossy Rossi because burrito everything. And I'm not saying I'm not a kiss. I have no reason, but everything. He takes care of everything, which I love. I'm lazy like that might just pick something out and everything he picks is so good and I love, I love it really has tailor-made Palm Springs. That's exactly. Go back without them. We go next door that you love sunglasses, right? Because he loves cheap sunglasses. The lessons his being get three pairs of sunglasses for twenty dollars or one pair for like, what does it ten? And he. Picked them all out. He picked all three out everything the pair wearing today. Can you on for them? Yeah. Picture on Hello Ross pod? Oh, my gosh, does are stopped me in the mall. Are they stopped me said, Where'd you get those classes? I'm not kidding. They're really great thing. Jay. What that's really hard because I'm really bad about bond for my face. I can't go with a he. I mean, pick these out in a matter of what seven minutes he had three pairs. I love him. I love him. I love him. Well on you, there's a reason. Listen and all of this made me so happy and when life gets overwhelming, sometimes you just have to smile. So I wanna remind everybody. I'm leading something, but I am. Hello? Rawson everything. The show was Hello. Ross pot. The vaccine Malone Tricia at Trish Suhr SU HR and make sure you listen to pop talk. It pop talk on air. It's that's not what we are on on social media. The show we break down the top stories of every week c. j. c. d. life c. j. a. y. l. y. f. e. j. rod is Josh underscore Rodriguez underscore, so, but I wanna say this as we wrap up this episode fast cut off, I'm sorry, but we clean cut off. I like clean round, say something. Yeah, bubbly brunch I I'm in love with the public brunch. I'm best with it. Okay. Go, you have to go out CJ quick question. 'cause I little Baltica real quick. Yeah, CJ you do such a great job as in booking those drag those queens. They are fantastic their high-quality. They're such good performance. Who's your dream performer? Like? Who do you really want to perform their good question. I would love to see Shakoor. That's a good one. One last question would you ever do drag and what would your drag name be. No. Well, I love you not say no, maybe. Okay. I know what you're acting. What my drag name would be. All of a sudden occurred to me, I go, what is well, I tell them what you came up with my dragon. Oh, wait. Well, let me say, mind, I go. What was it for? Drag name free. This leaves. No, no, no. That's got free to slaves as good. But. Even go on. Wrong. And so good rate. Okay. Right. Okay. I love the ones that make you think so I was. We were sitting there with CJ and we were like with Fags e and there was like, what would your name? Because I'd want to do like a number like with like campy you know, something around food and I go, okay. Burger queen. Straights. I'm Queen burger granted. I. We grew up with the burger coin in the south. It was like the knockoff. Lorden find you. It's so funny when you're friends with Ross, you also get texts that are so outrageous. He wrote me later. What his drag name would be. He said in the remind remind me of that because I think it's really good. Ready. Nelly. I love it here. About. Stage nelly. How good that you later you're gonna be like that with brilliant one name. I need one Nelly. I like the stage Nelly. No, no, she'll get it later. But can I. This made me laugh. I would only wear Nellie Olson wig. Really. Ladies and gentlemen, Nelly. Here's my point. Listen when life gets overwhelming and it happens to each and every one of us. Okay. Life does get overwhelming. You miss your off ramp on the freeway. You have to remember about what what you're putting out the, you can choose to surround yourself with happiness and laughter in brightness, and goodness, and positively in so listen, if you are ever in place everwhere maybe things aren't perfect. Just cannot tell you enough how much you need to surround yourself with love and laughter find it, and if we can be that source for you. Thank you, Honey. Lettuce, and. Okay. 'cause we love you because when you're smiling, the whole world files with you, stir that's the cherry on our Sunday. Here's Judy Garland with when you're smiling. We'll see next week. Would you. Why. Through. So stop your side. If you suddenly find out you've been the sea. Don't get. If you are a husband bluntly, tells you your two stout. Don't to pouts. And for heaven's sakes, retain a calm demeanor. Cop walks and hand to a subpoena. If the groom should take while you're marching down the. John. Macaws his blown just phase the war. And small. 'cause when you go crime, shoot that your makeup stocks to run. Yet, read scrappy. Ballgame travels have yourself on. It'll have.

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Ross Mathews

"Sharmarke Goalless Shark Communications Inc and Charen. Llc Do not endorse or offer for any purpose but entertainment the views of any guests or other expert on sharp vision or UB N. new things before they happened. From the time I was a child at the age of Eight. I saw spirit at the foot of my bed and didn't know what it was. And in my twenty s I finally realized I had a special ability. That could help others. I have learned that love never dies. There is a spirit world that can communicate with us and we all have the gift of intuition. Join me and together. We will explore the possibilities of the unknown from beyond more. This is sharp vision. I everybody it's Sunny. Shar and I hope everybody is weathering the storm in keeping a great attitude as you possibly can. I'm so sorry for the suffering that you guys are going through that so many others are going through. I feel so blessed at so far touch wood. My loved ones are okay but you know you just never know but the one thing about our Shar visionaries said when we do Lusa someone. We know that when they crossed over they will see their loved ones again who has crossed before them. And that's the only positive news that we really can have about this You know I always said this. Shell passed to but my gut is that. It's GonNa take longer than we know. I I do think there's some reprieve. I think things will start getting going again around the summer but I just worried that they're gonNA do it too fast too soon. And so you know we create our destiny by the choices we make so be smart be wise and even though they're telling you to go out if you have a gut feeling not to go don't go and so now. I thought that this everyone so you turn on the news. Everything so depressing. Everything so sad. I have a dear friend who is one of the funniest people I in. I am so honored. That Russ Matthews is here. Hi Ross I listen I cannot think of a place I'd rather be with the world going mad than to come here you to help me make sense of it all all. Why God I all I can tell you that. I'm seeing all the sad news. And they're closing the the meat stores in there and we don't know what's going to be on the shelves in the grocery stores and then I looked at your instagram and I laughed out loud. You are just so so funny you know. The truth is at the greatest healing that we can have in life. I think is music and laughter. And that's what you bring to us. Well you know I have the voice of an angel so I can deliver on both fronts. I have nothing to do here. Three hours your being safe In Quarantine and so I'm just cooking and I'm trying to make funny things for instagram. Try It you know. I one gift to this world other than making really good case if he has and it's making people laugh so I'm on you You're on the tonight with Jay. Leno I mean and now you're on repulsed drag race a. Ya a judge on that. Show episode airing opposite US. You know right here on the Dvr all my goodness Wrote the forward to my New York. I did not know that. Put a quote for my book. On the back of my. I didn't know that. Oh my God all over. Both of us were so connected so wait. So you're the the name of your book is namedrop. Yes it is okay. So it's the stories that you till at happy hour. I've been working in television for eighteen years. I just grew up in a little farm town. I love the book of their professional. This I grew up loving pop culture wind to meet these people. You Know Shar and then I did and now for eighteen years. I've done it so I would tell. My friends really good celebrities stories at happy hour and they were like you have to put that in the book. I could never at so namedrop easy. You know what I know. It's I know it's tacky to name because my friend. Gwyneth paltrow top that I just eventually figure like these stories are not to hurt anybody either. Just like Oh mg. Most of the time when I met these famous people who adored from afar. They were better than I ever imagined. So and because it's happy hour partner every chapter and every celebrity with a cocktail. Selene Dion. It's my artichoke. Hearts will go on for Faye dunaway. Have at Amami jurists and it just gets dumber from there. He says so slanty and you know I love happy hour sharks. You and I have been to happy hour thinking that we can happy hour together in Palm Springs. Yeah but So my question to you wait. Kristen Bell. What is this your Tracy Ellis Ross. What is this? You may be on my pocket so I have a podcast called straight talk with Ross. And you've been a guest on it and had so many celebrities on it as well this week. We have three great drag Queens Shangila. Bob Franken Eurico Hera from the new. Hbo Show were here. That episode just went out today. So people have podcast. They can get my podcast. It's called straight talk with Ross and it's free and and where do they find it on items or I don't know you go to straight talk with Ross Dot Com. All the links were there. I should know more okay. The drag Queens are just so amazing. New Bubbly Brunch. Tell people about that. Well I am on drags and I have been going to drag shows for I mean ever and I love Brunch brunch combines two of my three favorite meals and so I had this idea of creating drag branch and then it took off so we had up until recently everything's postponed cause a chronic. We Seventeen Seventy Shar including Puerto Vallarta Mexico and not crazy like knew that head of time. I think I told you. I thought that it was going to do really well. You didn't tell me you did tell me now and so it was doing really well until everything you can tell. We no longer combranch It'll come back again but I have to tell everybody when it does come back. You have to see if because I went to the one in Palm Springs with my sister. My aunt. Did you brought your family. Yeah it was fantastic. Brunches are three sixty I think. Everyone in the splash zone. Because there are queen drag Queens will be everywhere up close and personal and it's just about shutting the door on the outside world and smiling together as a communal experience laughing hour and a half's it's it's it. I had the best time and I hope everybody else would. What other states are they? So people can look forward to doing that. When we're out of this quarantine yes. We're in Ohio. We up in Washington. State's all it's all of the California from San Francisco to San Diego and everywhere in between we're in Newark. And if you go to Ross bubbly brunch dot com Ross bubbly wrench dot com all the cities there and when we get back to normal. Come laugh with us now fun. Oh my God. I can't wait so now you're doing things on instagram. He said all your friends said instead of doing the stories on top which I hardly ever watch those will see. I love the stories because they are like. It's almost like A magazine versus a TV show. You know like the stories. You just sort of flipped through republic but boot and the. What's on your main grade of your instruments there forever. So I always was always putting funding Steph my stories and then my friend said you know that disappears after twenty four hours. No one could people's miss it. They can't see it. Why do they it so much? Smarter for you to keep those because there will things. Just don't WanNa be annoying you now. I'm doing it for email. You're not annoying because everybody's so sad everybody's so depressed. Everybody's having such a hard time in when we watch you it's like you make us forget about it okay. That's my friend said them so I thought okay I'll do it and then the first one I did there were like one hundred thousand views eight hundred comments people you know so I thought okay maybe I do need to keep doing this a little bit. I kinda think who I'm just in quarantine that was just me and my bet. I'm just doing stupid stuff but people are liking it so I'll keep doing. No it's hilarious. I signed the one where you're eating popcorn and then I started doing workout my exercise routines. I'm GONNA do a mask tutorial but it's going to be with just a beauty mass so I don't know I'm just keep trying to keep my in my brain. Fresh how're you doing? Are you sweet to ask actually doing well? I want to thank our friends. Stuart crasner offering of us our friends. He's helping sharp visions while were on Wherever we are I'm remote. This is very cool. I have questions. I don't know how to do this doing my podcast on zoom and. I don't know how to do this. Split screen thing with all the stuff around. I'm certainly going to be emailing you and Stewart after this to figure this all out. Okay maybe Kurt. Who's helping us out. The engineer can help you too. Because he's very talented at what he does. But okay so you know gossip about people in. I know that when we had our our our little drinks together. You've told me some things but I can't remember them all and also I never liked to say things out that maybe private. Can you tell us that is either in the book or not in the book? That's very gossipy. Well I mean so. It's just really truly coming from a good place. I think my gossip comes from a great place from someone who loves this stuff so much and just can't believe that Ted touch it and see it. I mean I've been. I used to cut everything out about the Oscars from every magazine. And now I've covered like Eighteen Oscars you know and what I realized when my first Oscars I went. I turned to my left. And there's biggest star in the world on the red carpet and OMG and then. I turned to my right. And there's a gas station with like twelve PORTA potties. In front of it and Hollywood is so glamorous but it's also not completely just a street you know and I think celebrities are that way as well. They're everything you think they are. And then they're also very real people and that that's a running theme throughout his book is that I'm fine. I'm I'm finding out that they're just kinda normal they're they're human beings so But they they can also Inspire US Lady Gaga is a great example of that. You know I love your work so I met Lady Gaga I. I saw her at the Golden Globes once I was covering it for eats when she won the Golden Globe for Best Actress Mini Series American horror. Story and I'm about to platforms above the red carpet. And we lock Eyes Shar like I see her and I never met before and I see her and she locked eyes with me like this like really intently k. And I was like I didn't know what to do. She just kept staring at me. What with purpose. And she wouldn't look away and so I I should wave or if I should cry. I stared back and then like she was pulled away. And I like what was that about and I thought I would never find out. Shaar but I was wrong so fast forward during Paul's drag race. Its first episode of season nine. I don't know who's going to be the guest judges. It's top secret. I walk in and the microphone. Person Says Oh. Let me put your mic on on this lady. Gaga will be on that side of Mike. Why why so? Then she comes out. She comes out and she says hiding. Abreu and and Michelle Carson and then in front of the whole crew on the sound stage doing here. The story yes okay. I don't want to bore you but it's too long. I want to hear the story. I knew that you did. I just wanted you to beg for it. Okay Stop Lady in front of everybody on a cruise. She goes Ross. I need to talk to you as I and she goes. Do you remember the Golden Globes and I was like what are the Golden Globe I do I remember seeing seeing you there I said I I remember to an end. And she says I'm I was in my hotel room that day and I was nervous of petrified to walk the red carpet because I'm just a singer that's just. I'm just a singer. These movie stars and I was literally shaking and then somebody turned on the television. And do you know what I saw? I was like and she said I saw you. And do you know what you said? A really didn't mean it or meant it or I don't know I didn't know what I said. But she said you said I'm just excited to see lady Gaga and I remember saying that Shar but of course it didn't occur to me at the time that she all she could have heard it and she said and I took a pause and she's so dramatic she actually took ause as I took a breath and then she went and she said and I said out loud for everyone to hear and she pointed Glam squad and they're all there and they're nodding she said I'm going to go out there on that red carpet and do this for Ross and all the other Ross's out are you serious completely serious completely serious and I said to our. It's so funny because I I you made eye contact with me and I felt like you were saying hi or something and she said no. I was saying thank you. Wow Yachts and then she rocked. She goes and you can tell everyone. I said it. So that's exactly what I just said. Wow that's amazing. It was the most amazing Lady Gaga Story. I just couldn't believe it. She was so kind and so sweet and the fact that you remember that she was piloting. She knew exactly who you were. Because you don't think people know who you are no very helpful so you don't you don't realize that people know you from drag race in from from Jay Leno's from everything else you've done on E. Network you don't. You're you're humble about it. Well I I think it's more selfish. I'm just so happy that I had that experience that it's just I can only see this far. I don't see the over the you know what I'm saying. It's just happened to me. I don't think about it. Seemed to be seen by the world's that freaks me out widow obsessed with when it's Paltrow's Goo. Yeah Yeah you know. She's facing she's a great friend of mine. She has been since the first time I met her. Oscar accidentally. Got My book to You. Could you accidentally get it to her? Of course you would I. I would be so excited. She's lovely. She would love you and you would love her. Wow and and in celine dion I mean. Did you know her when her husband was alive or it was right after he passed and I had always wanted to see her and so I was going to go to Vegas. It's the first time I've ever done anything. Like show Biz in my life where I was like how to publicist something. Oh but you know you pay publicists so I was going to go to Vegas for work and I was going to buy tickets to Selene and I thought why not just ask. Maybe they would give me a ticket. If I like tweeted about the show right I mean but I did it last time. I did it but it was the best time because you know what they said. They said yes. We'd love Ross and a guest to come. We'll give him seats and then bring him back stage to meet selene after the before the show and I'm thinking to myself. Oh my God celine. Dion must be a fan right. This is so exciting to bring a head. Shot the deer now. I'm thinking they picturing her being like you know list of different celebrities who want to come to a show like no no no and then. Ross Mathews yes. He must come so I'm so excited. I'm nervous I'm planning what I'm GonNa wear what I'm going to sing. And they brought me back when I got that they brought me back with like a bunch of people and then he brought me and my friend back to in a deeper room like way back with just roses. The temperature was think sixty three point seven degrees at said stand there and then I hear. Click clock appeals. Selene dion coming in and she walks in and she goes hi folks and then she turns and smiles for the camera and then she walks out. She had no idea who I was not enjoyed the show and then left my God. Oh well so during this quarantine how many pounds by gained I wanNA talk. I haven't weighed myself because I don't want to think about. I bought an exercise bike. I'm going I'm walking three and a half miles a day and none of that is living in your exercise bike. Eating I suck at you. Were you were eating a sub a breakfast burrito keep moving. I'm crying Char. How much have you gained? You look great thank you. Well that's on you know what Dean benefits is. I'm last week in will everybody that I was going to do by routes and my dear Tim Burke who's my hairdresser like did a tutorial with me on facetime. Lemon help me do my roots. I did look in tastic. Thank you but you can't see back here. 'cause there's a little bit of gray right right back here. They can't see I've been trimming the bottom here and I accidentally shaved a little square back there but it looks good. Not If you turn it no it really really looks good if it looks fantastic. I mean you look fantastic. I don't know that you really gained weight. I don't think you did my clothes. Tell me differently. So we're going to work it out. Why close telling me differently too? Even my bra is tight. Mine too what are we GONNA do? Because we're flutie's we love to eat I now so I've been trying to eat really healthy and then the thing is I lose if at night you know. It's hired at night and I know I started to weight out. You did. Yeah I think the food stares back at me I'll eat less you know if I am friends with Caroline Ray. Yeah I'm caroline and we were just done. We just had a birthday and we were very spiritual you know zoom in. We're wishing her happy birthday so anyway so So on her instagram. She says I have eaten all my weight. Watchers points till September. I saw that and I thought. Oh my on cross same same right I mean what else is there to do? I mean but if you're working three miles where you walking in are you wearing your mask. Yeah so I live where I live. There's beautiful streets really wide and so I can walk and I never see. I mean it's like you just crossed the street but I have my math with me. There's no one around and take it off so incomes I put it on. Yeah it's an do go to the store a lot I. I haven't been to the store and a month. Yeah I do. I go once every three or four days. You do I do because I I'm I'm older than you are so I'm more paranoid. I think well I also it's just me so it was like I don't want to buy a ton of groceries. They just go bad you know. Yeah so I I do. I MASK OFF. I do this. I go early because I wake up really early. Shar sound like the first person open open open at the store all that. That's really good but you have to be sixty five or older. So have you get away with that will not everywhere not everywhere so I have some some things that I know that lasts long like carrots. Last long salary last long Head lettuce lasts a long time. Tomatoes last longtime dill pickles are good to have in the refrigerator and sunny days looking on freezing. Shar freezing soups yeah. I might freezer every time. I can't get closed. Oh that's good and if the food supplies GONNA go a little short. That's good to have out there. Yeah it's it's yeah flu. That's it's crazy. What's going on but what about like hot dogs canned tuna so I should be stocking up on that stuff. Do you think he had just maybe stack up a little bit ahead of time just in case because you know. I'm somebody who always bought a years worth of toilet paper before any of this happened. Nikki always made fund me. She says I think you're a hoarder. Said no I just WanNa make sure I have toilet paper now. I'm glad I'm a hoarder. It's I'm a hoarder with toilet paper. I'm not good at any of that stuff. And I I have an assistant who works with me Forever she sees she buys it and drops on the front porch or read so sweet. I know it's so nice out. What's now okay so you were on a book tour. I wasn't a butcher thirty cities. I did twenty three of them and then We had a pause and the schedule right before this happened. So I have seven more. And they're being I think. The two are being rescheduled to are not. And so your. It's it's really weird. I was sharp just like energy wise. You know I was on the road in every night meeting like performing in front of five hundred people in meeting. A hundred of 'em in the meet and greet and hugging so much energy. But then I come home and it's like you know it's like literally the world's top so it's a really seismic shift in terms of my my give and take of Energy. I it's just me isolated. Now Yeah but you know what you know how to entertain yourself to with your puppies. You know it's but it's but at least you got those book signings. At least you got to do all that. Yeah it's fun. It's like a ninety minute. Stand up show. I do the whole thing. We do a game show with the audience. We you'd find people theater. I mean they're all over the country. It was just so fun. It was a lot of hard work because I just went nonstop for twenty three cities. I did it over High weeks so proud of you. That's a lot lot. 'cause you're repartee is so so quick. Thank you yeah. You're so good in your such an angel. I hate to say goodbye but I promise people that I would do readings. Oh good. That's what people want before we go. Tell us how we can get namedrop. How can we get that? Everybody needs a good laugh now. It's the most healing thing you guys can do is to read his book. You all the links for I. This is the easiest thing I can tell you all the links for the book the Brunch. The podcast the tour everything it's at. Hello Ross Dot Com and that's my social media on everything. Hello Ross I and Hello Ross Dot Com. Okay I love you. I love these I love you more. Thank you thank you for having me on all day long. Well I look forward to it. I've been trying to get you on for months so and I know you were busy on the roads. I'm so grateful to you that you were on anytime. You are always a family. You are always welcome on sharp vision in. Please send my love to your mom and we'll do that. Thank you so much love to your whole crew. Nikki store and Kurt Kurt Her. Thank you current. Thank you up and everybody and enjoy shirts reading. They'll be watching. Well all thank you. I'm looking to buy everybody. Okay guys Don't go away we're GONNA have a short break in then we're gonNA come back. I'm GONNA do readings. I know the number is up somewhere. Kurt puts it up somewhere. So you guys can find it. I don't know what the number is personally and then I also WanNa talk about At the very end after I do readings I wanna talk about something that can help. Bring peace to you. Which is my shock therapy shape I had. I had music composed to balance your shockers. We have seven major energy centers in our body and when they're all balanced you can feel so peaceful and people need that right now so let's have our quick break. Don't go anywhere. I'm going to do readings in then we'll play a little. Bit of the shocker therapy later. Hey everybody sunny and Shire and I am so excited I am over the moon to share with you that I have a new book coming out called. The Universe is calling you. And there's an amazing forward by Rupaul. There's an endorsement by Chris Colfer. It's about understanding your intuition. It's about protecting yourself from negative energies. It's about understanding your essence in your true purpose. In your soul's purpose on this earth you can get it at Barnes and noble dot Com. You can get it at Amazon Dot Com. I would love for you to order the book and let me know what you think of it. Right a review for us. If you feel like it thanks so much. Hey everybody it's sunny and Shire and I just wanted to answer a couple of questions. People have been calling the office and texting and emailing do I do. Private sessions will. Yes I do and I love reading for my clients. I do phone skype facetime and in person if we're in the same city I also teach intuition so if you have an interest in doing that or if you have a if you're interested in getting your family together and you want a group reading do those as well so just call two four eight nine zero nine two four two seven as for Nicole and I look forward to reading for you. Thanks and we're back okay. We're back so Somebody's making fun of me. 'cause either I'm touching my nose or they want me to touch my nose to say hi to them so that's my hello to Chris because actually my nose is okay. Here's the deal I have. Sonny's hairs all. I know since making me allergic okay. Let's get our first caller in all right. I have a nine one four area code New York for you here. Okay okay so I need a wait. Hang on hang on okay my secret. Hi How are you are you? Are you there? I'm good thank you okay so please just be open minded about everybody. Living and deceased. Don't say the name unless I stayed. I okay Yet still I want low if you have somebody who's a an M. or a de inicial ideas and dog or B. as in boy Yet by have initials with that in my family who are are living which is a D or B B Maiden. Name last name as being. Okay so you have a lot of people by that last name in his there. Do you have a parent who's deceased. That's a be Now you also mentioned it m. My first name is an image well as my brother to. Mto Okay is there a mike or an M. I? Or Yes that's my brother who is Michael's your brother. We have a little bit of a delay so I apologized for everybody listening at home And I are you near him now. about physically about an hour away. Okay I kind of feel like there's a grandparent here you must have somebody deceased. That's a grandparent. My Grandmother's name. Anna's Willmar Margaret Margaret okay. I was thinking that yeah. Don't say names but but she's deceased correct correct just like she's watching over your family. I feel like is this. Is this And I feel like she was there. A health issue with your dad recently Not that I'm aware of but not that they may tell me whatever it is. I feel like he'll be okay. Is is is Margaret. Canoga Your Dad. Your mom my mom's side okay. I don't know there. There might be a health issue with one of them. But I feel like they'll be okay and there's an s in s or C person I haven't F- person. That's that's passed away is that is that a female. It's a an uncle is is he s with the end or in the name He hasn't ended after the of first initial and he has an end in his name as well. Is it Stephen or Stanley? Are you say Epson? Frank or is is is your s like in Sam O. S. Now not that I can think Feasts Okay. I I'm yeah. I'm not sure what I'm getting but there's an Al- also urged J. person definitely. Yes he deceased as Ajay person on my I J person on my husband's side who is deceased. Two of them is there is Zero J. O. R. J. Definitely J. O. Like John or Joseph or Joe yes John. Is that John that your husband. Is that your husband's father or grandfather. Father and anger grandfather and brother. All three are deceased. Yes I feel like all three. John's are there watching him and he's he needs to. Are you more of a believer than your husband? Yes okay they're telling him to shape up in start opening up his heart to the loved ones who you will see again when he gets to the other side there lasting islay. It's time for your husband to be more open minded about loves never dies and that his okay rather his father All watching over him in hopefully he'll bank hill. Understand found that more as time goes on in. Hopefully it'll help you when your spiritual connection with your husband. We've got good perfect. Thank you thank you take. Good Care bye-bye so Kurt. Let's get to somebody else would. Is there a way to stop the Delay the delay is making me nuts. It's kind of the way. Zoom is right now with everyone using it. It's it is what it is. No HAVE ON RHINO I. I'll call up zoom right now and let them know. I have another one for you. We have an Ontario One. Five one nine area code five win nine on. -tario Still Ontario Canada. I think so. Yeah yes hi yes. I'm pretty good. How well you want to connect with you all. It's so my plan hoping healthily okay. I'm having go ahead. I'm having some constant peripheral neuropathy in my hands and feet legs and arms for the last two years so you know what the root cause of it is and will get better so oh boy you bear your back. I'm here. I'm not allowed to give medical advice. But when you say neuropathy what what do you mean like you can't feel it or well it's like pins and needles in my in my hands and feet and it's moving into my legs and arms. I've had many tests have been to a neurologist. I'm GonNa Find Your Path Dick Okay but if if you can find someone that does either acupuncture or somebody that does If it were me this is what I would do. I would find someone who does acupuncture and I would also find somebody that does ozone shots and looking at a medical doctor that does holistic stuff can help with all that super. Because that's what I kneel who I'm going to right now but Greek I. It's just I you know it's not clearing clearing UK all getting better. I don't know who totally clearing good as see the nitty. I also feel like Ju Ju I feel like they need to work on your neck. Okay girth I will have. Well we have this having worked on my neck it yet did. They say it's stemming from the neck. No THEY DIDN'T. I had an. Mri have my neck come. We thought it was you know spinal stenosis but they didn't think it came from that area the. Let's be positive with that but I just feel I think acupuncture or ozone shots could help you and I I also WanNa know who Either middle name an or an A. N. N. at and my middle name. Anne Marie my name Anne. Marie is your Middle Name. Okay so that's just validates for me what. I'm is a positive message for you. Okay could wonderful. Hey take good care of yourself be well thank you sorry shaded love you okay for by to fall by okay. Let's get another caller in all right. I have an eight six four which is a South Carolina number South Carolina. Hello how are you today? I'm well how are you far all? I'm well thank you for asking I just need you to be open about everybody. Living and deceased is there in a or m person connected with you a or an M name hair harden if you say that again I said or a middle name of first or Middle Name. That's A. R. M. Not that I can think of digital what about a grandparent or was there a Mary or Marie or may know or a middle name. Like this no okay and the other thing I was getting there might be an. You might remember when we hang. Up Is C. J. Initial Ajay or g smoothie. Jay Is that a male yes is and is he a a J with an M or n in his name is he john or Jason. They said yes in is Jason Family to you. Is it a WHO is that? No HE'S A. He was a friend who passed away was. Was it just a good friend or romance or just a good friend? Good friend and was this. An unexpected death was yes. I feel like he didn't expect to die but I feel like he made it to the other side. Okay and I feel that. He's he knows that you cared about him that you gave that the love you gave him. Why is he showing me something by? I don't know either like a truck or a vehicle in a bridge. Yeah Yeah and of the young requirement. Yeah a car wreck. He showing that to me and he sang. It took him a while to figure out that he was deceased. 'cause you know you have a physical body and then we have any cereal body. What happens when we crossover Our physical body stays here but are serial body floats to the spirit world in some people stay earthbound for a while so I think he was trying to find his way but I feel eventually found his way and there's somebody that helped him out in their somebody. That's in the M or a person that I was seeing earlier. Is the one one of the people that helped him out. But you probably don't know his whole family but that's who helped him in and what happens is they see the white light but they don't always want to go to it but I feel that he he had. It was his time. It was his time. He he sending his love to you. You'RE GONNA. He's watching over you during this corona virus thing awesome. I need it well. I hope that that gives you some peace. Take good care of yourself. Thank you for calling thank you. I appreciate it. Thank President by my pleasure bye. Okay who do we have now? Kurt I have a three two three four. La Oh la. How're you doing? I'm good how are you good? It's so hard isn't it? Yes it is but you know taking the eastern I. I'm seeing somebody around you. That's an hour or be initial or are you in are or are you said A. B. as in boy Not that I can think of it. You haven't been drinking. Have you know a little bit? No okay who is there a Robert or Richard around you. Richard like that for a Bible or home bill. No okay let let me come back to this. The other thing that I'm getting is a J or INAM or my brother Jonathan Gun the Jay is Jonathan. Okay you away from him from him. And who's the one that's neat while I guess? A lot of people are needing money now but did he want to borrow money from. You always always like a constant thing. I feel like he's going to ask you for money. But it's better for you to hang onto your money right now do you. Are You doing anything? Are you supposed to drive somewhere now? You know I've been doing a lot of driving but I don't have any plan drives convenient. Are you driving so your work sometimes? But sometimes I'm not driving okay and I just I want you to be careful with driving for some reason and It's funny you say that because when I drive sometimes I always feel like I have to be extra careful in a way that you say that. So thank you for telling me that well you know. Sometimes we all have intuition and we all get gut feelings. It's like I'll be driving on a freeway and think. Oh I better slow down. 'cause there's going to be a policeman in that. I forget and then there's a policeman so if your gut is telling you to be more careful with driving even if there's not a lot of people on the road which there right now list using to listen to that yeah you did before. Did you WanNa move your home or move your job? I just recently moved actually to Atlanta. You moved from Atlanta. Do you want it did? Did you WANNA GO BACK TO ATLANTA? No I moved to Atlanta from New York actually from Atlanta. Now okay. I think that was a really good for you. I think that was a really good move for you. Yeah Yeah I feel like it's a safe move for you. What how's your romantic? Life is great. Actually it's good I in a better place Been with him for nine months now and in are they with you now. Yes yeah I feel like? Are you guys talking about getting married or home? No talked about it but It's hasn't really been you know confirmed or anything. But yeah it's been on our minds S. or see with that person or C or a K or some not that I know okay not not their last name right. Yes yes what no. That's not sorry. I'm going to say no alley. No is that I just feel like your romantic life is going to keep doing better. It's a good thing. Must've hit someone in your past S. I said you must have had someone in your past. That was Esser C or K. K. or in L. or an E. L. bounded my grandmother. Lynn also depends deceased okay. Your grandma's spirit must be with you and I might. I'm probably not hearing everything exactly right to be honest with you but why don't you don't have like marijuana around? You're drinking or somebody that did that was a drug addict. You or or alcoholic marijuana and in Asia. I've had constant like friends that who drink some always around like well. I used to always be around drinkers and A lot of smokers. Well just be careful. Don't be careful driving with somebody with alcohol or marijuana. I don't know why they keep bringing that to me but also just be. Just listen to your gut feeling about it and I feel your grandma lives around you. Okay thank you so much for calling. Okay Bye bye thank you so much spending you a big hug and stay well and be careful. Okay you guys so I talked about my shock therapy tape. There's we have seven different energy centers in our body that helped balanced us in. So I'M GONNA I'M GONNA say goodbye to you guys but don't go anywhere because Kurt is going to play the heart shock. Refer you just take a nice deep breath and let it out slowly and thank you so much for watching and I'm GonNa see you next week and remember intuition. We'll take you places logic. Never could okay. Kurt you can start playing the hard shocker. This is to heal your heart skies heart. Chakra your fourth shock. 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Unbuttplugged Virgin - EP 273

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:46:49 hr | 1 year ago

Unbuttplugged Virgin - EP 273

"There is a voice that is undeniable millions billions. Chichi trillions of people recognize it the voice that is swept in nation traveled, oceans and swept other nations. With flew over and said detonation, look like Inish weeping. So swept it too. Wow. Avoi-? So everybody knows. But a face is never been put with that voice. Till now. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in straight talk is three. This voice is here. Voice. We. It's this one. Mark harmony in just Capella o ruin. Oops. Small. I got the chill. Smile. The voice of smarter more. My friend from high school, and your friend, the host of friends with recipes podcasts available on high tunes everywhere. All it's to Graham, hunger MoMA. One and only. Did I mention voice this one of are you smarter than market is the one and only my friend from high school Beth theme. Longest? Betty, please. No. I will have you know, Beth -i hunger. Your beta name, we went to high school. His bet the Turkey and all weekend. I go Betsy Janika. So it's weird to say, you're you can call me. I'm I'm the McCall. You Becky I went to high school together. She is a professional singer. You've been traveling the world singing professionally. Yeah. Churches and whatnot. Give us a little medieval music and get right into Mike. Everyone would climbed up my voice, close your eyes. Always even if you're driving. Three here. Let me push the button yet. Okay. There you go. Okay. Okay. Go. That's gonna do. Well, what did you more than she said Kish Kish? Actually, cookie wrote that one. Well, we got lots coming. Death. He is a professional singer. She's also a podcast or friends with recipes. We're gonna get into all of that hunger. Mom on Instagram, but one of my best friends forever. I love you. And we've been spending time she'd been visiting and she listens to straight talks. And this is her first time coming into meet everybody. We've always been her calling in. Yes. As the bonus when I call in. It's like four in the morning. Is that what you're always such a bitch? He's always been the mystery gusts far as me being here. Like, she's the Mr.. Yes, time the mystery guests, and what is this like now that you're sitting here and we're face to face your face with everybody. Feels like it's always meant to be this way. Yeah. And I'll tell you in Palm Springs, CJ and Beth and I had a bonding day she was at brunch, and we hung out afterwards. So why don't you just talk to each other a little bit? Do do you wanna make sure I mean, we already did it again all my trunk to remember? Oh, I wasn't. Scoring. Anyway, the Queen is at Beth he's going to be hanging out with us. And it's a big show. We have lots to do. We are not in Pristina, darling. We are in the Benz towns for scheduling, something I forget why we hear something happened. Oh, Jay rods, not here. So he couldn't engineer to the house. We needed engineer. Plus, this is a great studio. It's so nice say you don't wanna like being able to I feel like in the best way possible. Children of divorced. Parents. Right. Like, oh, how I have a bedroom at that house. And I have a bedroom at this. I was at that house this house, right? Change it up. Yeah. Exactly. So this week, we're daddy's do you feel different bins town opposed to the Pristina darling? Dewey's feel different. No. I know. No. They're both great. I I really love it for different reasons. But this one is like we're in around, but the around a table, you know, it's feels like like we all look like Frazier cream right now. Yeah. Do you keep that Bulla candy in the room when you record it in that? She I have a bowl of candy in scenic darlings, homos suit you've all seen that bullet candy, right? So it's sugar free candy. And everyone knows it says on the label excessive consumption has a lack of effect Beth. There were thirty two empty wrappers. That's not fair because she him diarrhea. Always the next morning you came in. I didn't eat them all that. I some also in the morning from breath. Don't that helps your case? But did you have excessive diarrhea, I didn't know I I think my body was ready to. I'm sticking your house. Cast is going to be like the road runner. We are here Benz down. It is wonderful to be here, Omar he did you hear that throw it in the bag coughing. Okay. Marcus cleanly shaved. And I know what anybody. No, I'm okay, don't tell me. There's going to be the do a quick preference conference, white, Mark UCS stubble. Why is he cleaned the shape today? Ross matthews. About the overweight. Asian front today with Diana a mini-van have sex. Festival closer. White woman return here. Martin getting closer. What was it? One. You've been conned. What is wonder con? Does it clearing your throat or you don't allergy allergy situation? God. It's it's put on Comecon international, which are the same people that San Diego comic con and wonder con is in Anaheim. It's only three days, and it's a little smaller. You don't have all the big studios and every so it's more fans of the. We went for two days the first day. Me mow, although deck Sers way to talk through whenever is going on. Inventions. Take off. Interested Nima the second day. We're over the incredible. For the first time. Listening to Mark. Mark, please. Please give us he announced but teachers to ask for. Coughing on everything. Hid it from the Ben sound studios in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with row Matthews. Donkey kicks record. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no, you need tough love money. Now here he is Ross, Matt. Shows. Sweet to me. Mumbo jumbo. The show what really phenomenal program we have today quickly around. Jim God, go all the way. You heard. Here today. Also CJ. I see. People here. Mr. Malone high pulled up to cable year. And of course, Ross Matthews is here. And of course, Betty, the one and only hire mama friends with recipes listings podcasts. Really quickly. What Beth he does on friends with recipes? Just like what it sounds like friends with benefits. Yeah. She goes to people's houses that she knows and some, you know, better than others, and they cook for you. Yes. Their favorite meal there most favorite recipe. But in addition to that, it's Beth not to toot your to Beth, but I have told you this. It is also she's just a really good interview. So she sits in the kitchen why they cook. So there cooking. They talk about the recipe. But it's only about thirty twenty percent about the recipe. It's about getting to know, what would you eat as a child? What does this mean to you? And then like on one episode even take a walk and Beth lives in London. So a lot of these people are like when I go to spe lost this little. So and then, but then there's one of us do that went on a walk, and you found a what an abandoned church while the chicken was roasting found this old abound in church and Betty sang, and it's just a whole show is just fabulous. So please check out was recorded for that very same show. Just yesterday. We didn't episode with me. Yeah. What's the turnaround? When will that be out within the next two weeks? Really? That's been tastic. I'd like approval. I yeah. Sure. I'll poterie. Poterie? Smell everybody in the severe? There is a Centene here smell something's going on. Do you want to tell them? What you did? I know what you did excuse me. So I didn't. I brought a snack attack London. What? All the way from the Lord's. They say London. Yeah. AT? Eighty. We talk to Beth these son. You're there in France skiing, FRANZ, France and her little son Pete who's how old five face timing. And she goes she goes, what did you have for breakfast? And I'm in the kitchen, right like cleaning up or something. And I hear this the most adorable little voice tell them what he had for breakfast. I am a Panish Arkell and boys AAC ended the Nana. See the co cute. I love that accent. I I've always wished I had an English accent. I turned to her from never I call again, let your kid took like that. No. No, no. I I don't think it's very appealing. How funny guy that your kids have that accent point of moving there? Can we please? That's what I wanted to ask her. I'm sorry. I got excited. Why you live from mount Vernon how you ended up in London. And no idea. I have no idea. Okay. But I'll tell you. She helps me when I was in London with her when I was there for I was there a couple of times. Twice in the last year, and I called down to room because she says people make fun of because she has to put on an accent. Sometimes. And so I didn't understand it. I do without thinking, but she explained it to me 'cause I call I went we were somewhere, and I said to the bartender, whatever I said, can I get a bottle of water and they were like solely. He goes three. I said a bottle of water. He's like and she's standing this. I'm sorry. What are you saying Becky goes bolt on of water? Are you serious and then go here go? Yeah. It's not a different language. That's that cannot nation separated by the same thing. Listen, but listen to me say and listen to how Beth said it when she translated. Okay. Bottle of water Bhosle water bottle of water, which by the way is a terrible English accent English people listening to this out. She's sounds like the guy from what's that show? Be more specific. So is this only when your orders? Just a Scotia more specific. Okay, ready? Is it only for ordering stuff if you're having sex having sex? Do you have to have the accent? My dick. Dick, suck Nicole. Yeah. That's better. Yes. That's my suck meal. Ho ho kind of all sentient. Yeah. It's close press. You came smiles. Good. Thanks. Yeah. For me. It's all about. Are you open to fifteen? Can I say the other day up Ross's house, and my mom? Sorry joke. But that was funnier than whatever you say say, oh, you open to own all. Let's okay. Here's the deal sniper attack. Everybody forgotten. Yes. Fathy to plates don't here. Yes. Would you prefer that? I bring up I want you to bring up both plates. Please at the same time. Same time. I'm a professional broadcaster you bring up and then the other two is going to confuse the audience. That's lightly the point. Okay. Okay. Oh, look at this. So we have to platters of food. Pile of shit. But. Go. Oh, there was something on there. You weren't supposed. Well, luckily, I didn't see it. Yeah. Okay. Go I have to platters of food here. Looking. The first platter is a platter of chocolate treats. Oh, gosh. From London it, smells, so beautiful. Is like what kind of chocolate tweets are. They we've got the British version of walkers which are called. Nickeled Maltese Maltese multi user tha that's the round doesn't around one. Okay. Take it. What am I do? Okay. This looks like a penis and balls that right? You're welcome. Walker? Okay. Does everyone have bowls in their mouth? Chocolate Bowen, your mom. They're not salty just chocolate. And then I've got some chocolate disks that are called something else. They're not called traditionally ease. Are y'all don't have to taste each one of these individually, but they are all delicious. No, okay. So that's the introduction to some British truck. Let's get a check is not waxy like the chocolate here. And right. And then this what do you what do you think this is can someone describe well, it's a piece of toast? It looks like a toasted sort of sandwich situation with the something smeared on it. What does it looks like peanut butter jelly or just toast with jet gem? Yeah. Yeah. Or like, it looks like chocolates me. Well. I don't. That's what she said. What is it? I want you all to don't sniff. It take a piece of take a piece, and then we're all gonna take a bite together vegetarian. So -tarian absolutely vegetarian. But we're going to take people know did you just like your finger? Pass it around. Our did you put in your mouth yet? Okay. Hold on. All right. Okay. Scared go. This is one hundred percent vegetarian. I promise. Okay. So take a bite, and let's get your action. Everybody at the same time. One two three. Wow. No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Fishing is fish and salt. What is that? Biggest. Something to drink. The first time I ever vomited during his neck. Serious. Listen, this way, too salty white is what is that that is called marmite own doing? This is something that kids eat in in the UK like this is one of the most common snacks. K is marmite on toast. What is it tastes? Like what issue? Did. Let's talk about what it tastes like before. I tell you. It's in it tastes, like salty fish. But there's me so or something in it, and soy or something. Yeah. That is awful and under. Is mostly yeast extract? Wow. I kind of liked it. So the thing about marmite is that you either love it or you hate hate. I once had a blog, and it's probably it probably is still out there somewhere where I had Americans. Try marmite for the first time and the reactions were always this either love for absolutely vile, your word for it. Yeah. Thank you so much think that is awful truly awful. It was like really really salty. So let me tell you so Beth he is a food blogger and the the the podcast and everything. So she has wonderful taste in in food. This is disgusting truly, but I'll tell you then she as every time she comes visit here. There was one place. We must go I bring her to some of my favorite restaurant. You take me to the nicest places, we had we had great food in Palm Springs. Best couple of days. Great food. Thank you. But there's one thing she insists that we do where we sled toget-. Can can we say can you just remind her were from mount Vernon? Okay. So you can guess what? Should we have a press conference or just guest? We just did. All right. Burger. Nope. Nope. Dole tomko? Nope. But I'd love some del taco. Nope. Mcdonald's. French fry. No, no, Dir Weiner schnitzel. Somebody don't have in you know. Play logo. No hot dog on a stick. It will shock you to your core. Oh mcdonald's. We haven't. We say that Burger King. We sent them. All right. It's not fast food. Correct. Or is it can you give us some hints? If if you knew my mom, you would know for sure it was best food or red vines. That's you grew up on rye. Love your mom. I love your mom. But I'll tell you this. It is one of my favorites as well. I didn't know Intel adulthood that. It was one of Beth as kids we never experienced together. But it was always one of my favorites. And then we now go there every time she's here. We and we went there today is it popular here in America. We all know, it should be more popular than it is way. More popular eat is every it's everybody knows it, but it should be at the top of the fast food chain. Jack in the box. No, Taco Bell. No. Are we sh-? Oh, Carl's junior. No good. Wendy's. No. This is a hard one. Really if that was you wanna say on three one two three arby's. Shaved weird looking meets them. Staying Jake get onboard Darby shave with that red RV sauce. No, I don't either it is so delicious. It is often the first place I go when I get off a plane last time she picked up when we went to arby's, and he's only one in LA on sunset, what was our tab that day. Fifty six dollars. No because home we heated up the whole week. The roast beef sandwiches purist. Yep. It used to be called the giant. And now, it's called lead balls. Wow. That mount Vernon makes us totally mount Vernon. Barbies, they're used to being a day of the week where it was five five. I think it was a Thursday. And my dad used to say, you give me ten dollars, and I would drive down to arby's, and I would buy ten row spe-, sandwiches and bring them home. We would all even with so much RV sauce everyone into that. Yeah. I'm making fun of this. But back in the day when I lived in Saint Louis, we had a place called lion's choice, which was a higher end arby's. And every time I get off the flare higher end, which means nothing. I get off the flight in the first place. I'd make what are you going? I'm gagging. Vomiting and making fun. But I told the shredded that this shaved beef with sold in the so I get it. The other thing that we love is the best restaurant in Melbourne. Oh, yes. One two three Mexico. Cafe now, I've been going to Mexico this award and won the right by your house. Yes. And there used to be another location that was smaller. And when I was when I was like a week old. My parents went there put me under the table and left. Baby. I love this restaurant. What I love about it. And I wanna run this by you said this on air, but I really want so tale of two we always go there together. And they on the table EV said this you've said this table is laminated like high gloss lack lacquer and their advertisements or local businesses. I want but I looked into it. It's like thirteen hundred dollars something. Yeah. The table apart to put it on. And it's there in perpetuity forever. I wanted to get a picture of tat, and I and just put like Ross loves Tayo on every table the restaurant it's expensive. It's been my Christmas gift idea. I guess that's the real not thirteen hundred. If that was the ransom. I wouldn't. I don't know if you know this, but my dad has a jacket. I didn't know that a leather jackets. Listen leather. My dad has a well the arms or leather. My dad has a partially leather jacket on the back is the logo for Mexico. Cafe where do you get them at a garage sale? He has two of them. Tell me that your dad's leather Jack was on display at the reservoir. It should be they know him. All he does not have to ask for his chips and salsa. He gets up, and he goes and gets you. So. Does he does? That's a bold move. We've been going there since I was in high chair. Can I bring something up? This reminds me we need to do a straight talk goes to mount Vernon. Yes. Well, Rawson are going to mount Vernon the summer together. Do you guys wanna come then? Yeah. See is amazing because it gets seventy five is the max it's sunny, it's beautiful which really come could. We do a summer trip. Yeah. Jay. We know what the dates are. We'll dates are whenever we want. Or whenever the Mexico is the Mexico. Cafe only good because it's the only Mexican restaurant thing. Really good talent. I think it's half Mexican half. People have. There's other Mexican restaurants time, it's a real agricultural town. So that culture has been brought there there's ton great Mexican food. Good miss Mexican food in London London is so far away from ExCo that you can literally get nothing. I once went to a Mexican restaurant in London and was looking at the menu didn't recognize anything. I saw something for tomatoes. And I asked I said is that like can you explain to me what that is? And she was like, well, you take two mall. Tune. Then you chop it up into chunks. You had some some garlic and some onions and spices, and maybe some some salon trick notes. Not lantra. What is it in the UK? I can't remember I've been here you're asking us. It was also. Tomatoes. This called tomato sauce, and how was their sauces terrible. Yep. No. It's live without Mexican food. I really love Mexican welcome to my world. But the in Mexico. Yes, you what should we bring Puerto Vallarta seaport FAI? She speaks Spanish. Have you been? I've not been to port of Vallarta. But I've been to you know, some other places. Can you think you're lying? I've been to Mexico. Not important what city and region, he cut. There was water. There was food. Here's the deal. We have so much to get today. Can't even tell you somebody's coming in here. What do right right now? I mean, benicar who's got their hands under the table. These these here that marmite these get fucking burnt to suck us. There's a baby under the is. It's so the thing is it looks good. It looks like like toast with jam. This is why. Buttering both plays out at the same time. I wanted to trick you guys into thinking. It was gonna be sweet. That's what you did. Yeah. So we're gonna need you to leave now. Okay. I'm leaving the marmite or. Here's the deal. Lots to get to before we do need to make an announcement. What what is it? There's you know, we have our social media. It's what is it? Hello Ross pod. I'm in the middle of a sentence. Well, so you can find us on all our social media. Additionally, there have been other groups and things like that. But we have started our very own Facebook group advance. It's called cold official S T W R folk fan focused straight talk with right? Yeah. Focus grew official s he w our focus group. And if you go to Hello Ross pod book. It is in our our Instagram. So go in there, click join the group, that's where we can have all the conversations about the episodes and everything, and I love ends and the group in the I'm going to really interact with them. I love talking about the show. What happened, you know? There are other ones like this. And so, but we wanted to have one where we sort of like have our hands on the reins things get. Boom guide the conversation. Right. Keep it going deal. Great check that out. Okay. When we come back. There was a speaking of conversation. Jingle made for me for our bubbly brunch. Last week cookie on the phone tag. Jingle Jane Tango Django, and I'll tell you this that jingle was unchanged. That's a good word for change. A little face. Anyway, code the draw of when we went when we were real honest about jingle. People went there. And we're going to the source. We're confronting the drama head on when we come back. No big deal. But I wish you all could just come into my mouth for one minute. It's such a place to be I've been told it's wonderful. I've been told by my dentist. My mouth is. Anyway, it is. And I love oral care. Eighty is important. You must take care your mouth one of the most important things we do for health everyday brushing your teeth. But most of us believe it or not don't do it properly. I do. Because of my toothbrush, which toothbrush I use. Quip? Did you know that ninety percent of us do not brush for full two minutes or don't clean evenly? We'll good thing might quip toothbrushes a built in two minute timer that pulses. Thirty seconds to remind me when this which sides. Helping guide a full and even clean sensitive gums. Do you have those probably? 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We'll say during the break, we did walk down to target and get a bottle, Rosa and some snacks. And how does it? We got them since hop pop popcorn and CJ little paper cups filled them up for everybody. You're like a kindergarten teacher. That's so cute. Dunkin donuts did open here in the mall Dunkin Donut Donut right after this. I'm going to go home. I'm gonna pack guess where I'm going. Thank you for asking. I'm going to. I'm going to Nashville for like a week. And then for part of it. I rented a cabin shut up in Gatlinburg. I saw an adorable, and that's where dollywood you're you're. You're gonna dollywood Ross Matthews is going to dollar. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. You believe dream my Becker. Found this beautiful cabin overlooks the smoky mountains and so yes, yes. Oh my God. When I was a kid. One of the experiences ever little road trip. Instead of a flag time, she hung a giant bra. Oh, my word. We have a will hung flags. Maybe the rides were like, bras or something. I wanna go on my bucket list. Dolly wind, I'll tell you all about it. This is. Look at the price. It's so affordable a night. Are you joking? I know say. Oh my God. No, okay. Oh my God. Stunning took Saito. I'm gonna get to go around and hang out in Nashville for bit. And then go they're done with your book. So you'll pay. Okay. One chapter that pressure of rain. I got it's almost done. It's almost done. Isn't that stunning? And anyone else want is very stunning to be there because I love, you know, I love the vibe. And I love music, you know, that will you our country star. Thank you for the record. Ross is a really good singer like in high school. We sang in synergy other. Audition, jazz choir. Okay. Grew in all of mount Vernon young. That's really funny, but I can really do it show us that once the. He's the lowest base you've ever heard, Nikki, how dare you. Even can I show you. Yeah. Who diz who? Did who is? It is. Okay. There's that one. One really Broadway on them. What's that one? The caller song. Yep. That's your call in me, just plain to see that. But, but he knows she's heard me seeing you heard me sing lake slow seriously. That's I'm like last night when we like serious like you're like inquire we had to sing like slow serious songs. I was very serious series. I were sweater vest. I would've given anything. That was a university. I was mad about the uniform. I made it to jazz choir synergy, jazz choir audition on the first day when I joined the chamber of commerce. Springs and my questions where do I get a name, tag and other snacks? So I was sure to both still receive neither side note, Sudan. So then when I finally get into jazz choir. Great I can cause I'm a young man, right? Growing up in a farm town. Don't have a lot of reasons to wear sequence. Right. You're thinking mother can a motherfucker get a secret number one. Humber bun tag on. Something are good. The sequence. Comer bun combo. That's the dream. What was it? They all said, let's do four screen sweater vests. Starters. How many how many things wrong with that sentence? Let's break it down. Let's deciding for me where four screen. Who looks great enforced green? Well, I do, but that's no retirement. But we're talking about me right now. I don't know about you. Remember what the women's dresses were like awful, they lack caps land. You know, they weren't even caps. Leave this sleeve came down like a thick sleeve to the elbow. Almost Aggie sleeve to the elbow. The Nikki is right here. Talk about that. Beth e do you know that he's taking piano lessons, or he's going to take piano lessons? I think he absolutely should. And I think he should take voice lessons. Again. I think if he wanted to he could be a Broadway star. And I honest to God mean not joking for a second. I'm not at all. He was really legit good probably not anymore. But at the time Chardonnay Kwan Matthews is really good. So yeah, we're kind of overshadows her father can wait till you. Certainly. Song steady. Feel better. Drunk, Margaret Cho. Q poodle upbeat one. Short name. That's the one. Suddenly you make mcdaddy better. That's going around the direction. They're no. She's got the gift of music. Johnny loves your short. This child. Qua Noah's flat. And you know it. The whole weekend. So can you? Oh, Adam opponents said he turns to his his partner in Chardonnay the nation. Everyone loves short. Bye. Daughter. Stop playing. They not tonight. Drum set not the motor for music Shug. Nee. Not tonight. Anyway, but I do love music, and I don't know if you've taken a look at billboard magazine. Have you not? The magazine comes out and goes the top of the charts. What is the number one song in the nation? This week. Any guesses are you smarter than more? No. The. Drinks. You'll. This is course, the bubbly brunch names. On straight with rush. Please. Lebron? Okay. That's right there. Okay. Here's the truth that Ross is bubbly brunch. Part. Huh woke me up. Like multiple times throughout since. I saw you. We could go. I walk around the house. Remember how used to walk around the house and swiffer and go took doc, doc, doc new. Stains? No Walker swift fring going. I've heard it. I gotta tell you say what you will. Right. Careful what you say xactly, but say what you will. Right. And cook y'all Fonte knows how to write a month folk song. You'll remember last week as much as we love that song, and I have grown to love it even more. I have to tell you. We did have a hard time understanding after Ross's about LeBron James. What cookie was singing? Yes. So we gross. Know what you're trying to figure it out out of Ripon came in he listened. We all tried to figure it out. Finally. We got lyrics from cookie elephone. Yes. Nelson cookie. Lafont I worked really hard on the song works really hard has started a new jingle company. That's what he does. That's why I commissioned the song you can vision. You can hire cook you'll the funding to create a jingle for whatever you want your life, your company your business your partner you'd June. Jus- you genitals. What? Want cookie will do it voicemail voicemail? Oh. That's next Fags e we called you earlier, and it went always male. And it's just Hello heavy. Notes. British jackass moment. You're the new Mark. But I will tell you vaccine do call fantasy. I expect song voicemail bags. See, you know, lay by voicemail something like that. Do that when I was younger now. Wise three two three. I need to redo that. Or have me do it. Do you preached? Ross Mathews Fags. Hello. This is Ross Mathews for Z Malone. Please leave a message, and I'll check it soon. And I might tell facts that you called. All right. So here's the deal. Cookie. Lafontine worked really hard on it. And there was a tweet afterwards of cookie saying, I'm sorry. I missed the Mark. I'm embarrassed. I tweet marquee them. Are you kidding me? Yeah. This what we are great. We just had one little part of this easily tweak. You know, we live and learn we do I mean, I miss the Mark I understand. It's hard listening to our program because it's always pitch perfect. There's no hiccups. Actually, you know what I mean? Like, it's hard with perfection. You want to match it with perfection, right, right? We've never had a moment that didn't work, right? Never taken a misstep. Right. Never had a start a segment over that didn't happen today. He. Well oil machine here. This is fucking bitch for. Back. Can I still stay in house? Go back to your own country. Here's the deal. We reach out to Fags eat. I mean to cookie like love, you're kidding me. And then cook he's like, okay, good. I'm great. Okay. I feel good about it. Now, we're in a good place. People online saying y'all are mean to cook key, your what is the I just wanna say out loud. Look one person room raise your hand. If you haven't we haven't taken the piss. I what did you say say if you haven't taken the piss take it a pitch out? We the whole thing that we laugh about it. Right. If someone falls in this group, we laugh and then help you up we are found hundred. That's right. You do. I just I just told you today that when you make fun of me, it makes me feel love because that's what we're supposed to if you are a really good friend, and they trip over something and hit the ground. You you do two things laughing the total. And then pick them up. Works. Sorry. I thought that I thought everybody got that memo. Well, I was shocked that people thought we were being mean to cookie. So of course, I reached out to cookie cookie is fine. Cookies business is thriving. Probably pretty well. The cookie jingle dynasty has never been stronger. And to tell us more about it. Please welcome to the program. The author of the singer the performer of the Ross bubbly brunch theme song in person cookie. Cookie. We are doing a welfare check on you right now. Court ordered cookies court ordered. Planned it. Hey. How are you? I'm good come. And I wish I wouldn't have tweeted immediately. I wish you would've taken a moment. But I will say the the fans reaching out to me has been ridiculous how supportive everybody is first of all thank you to the straight. Talkers reaching out telling me how incredible I am. I needed that gum. No. When you first heard us not. Critique we love the song. We listen back. We loved it. But then there was like what what is she saying? We've figured that. Did that hurt your feelings? It didn't hurt my feelings in the sense that like you guys were being mean and their bullying me wasn't anything like that. I just felt like I was embarrassed. Because I felt like I didn't do what I wanted to do. Like I wanted to advertise that I'm a really good jingle writer. And evident than it's been in. Everybody's head one week. Okay. I kind of want to interject because I was the first person to say anything about the jingle. And I remember verbatim. What I said. Which was I've always loved cookie. Does here. My two critiques. It's great. It's great. It's not mixed. Well, needs some help with the mixing which high. If you're a musician. You know mixing is the hardest thing to do. Second of all I said, I can't really understand the lyrics and then I went on to weed. So I just want to clarify with me and you cookie 'cause you're sitting right next to me. I think really talented. I think you have a knack I think you are part of this family. And I'm so grateful that we have you. And I think this is a really good lesson about the businesses like we are all here to support you. But we also going to tell you when maybe things one hundred percent believe me all these bitches online. Tell me when things aren't a hundred percent for me and part of it is just getting thicker skin. And I'm kinda glad we have this moment together. I am too. And I'm so glad you said that I just wanna to interject Nikki that was great. That's exactly what the lawyers asked for you to say. Thank you. That script robot. Mitch's, but. No. Yeah. I'm so glad you said exactly that because after taking a moment to sort of collect, my thoughts and religion. I realized that like, oh like, I'm one of the gang. And they're just picking on me the way they pick on each other the first time I heard it didn't feel that way. It was like they're picking on me. But when I thought about, oh, it's because they trust that I can handle it because we're friends and also I feel like the reason that fans maybe were like, you guys are mean is because of my tweets so sorry about that and feeling sorry for myself. But we're good now, we're good also one more thing. I thought about this too. If people don't know the lyrics gonna listen to it over and over and over again, and that Ross's bubbly Brad she'll be in their head. Just like you were say so always said, and I maintained this. I don't need to know the lyric. I don't think it's now look at cookie. I think you're very izing songs. Great. And I think if we can just so fucking catchy. If we can tweak the end, we're gonna put it everywhere. Got it. I'm gonna do Costa version, an ODA be great to untucked, no. Plugged. Oh. In plug version. Virgin virgin? Yeah. Bet you heard me about plug virgin of the bubbly theme song as well. And then tweak the end of the synthesize one. We do that. Okay. Good. Are you gonna charge me more than zero dollars co first? Okay. Okay. Good and cookie either leave in your business, and there's to be honest, if you pull the curtain back just to that bit on that episode was was about two things one promoting the brunch, right and promoting cookies jingle writing. So. But what am I going to you know, what's a lot funnier than it's not funny to come out and say, hey, ruin make sure you go to the brunch and cookie has aging running companies. So they what's funny is making a bit out of it. Hey, guess what? We're still talking about right now. Exactly. So just pull the curtain back a little bit the people who were like, that's what we're fucking doing. Yeah. The fact that she says she missed the Mark, you know, missing the Mark now makes a star anytime something my favorite thing is when I get to miss Mark. Because it means. All right. So one of the last thing I want to say, I I don't know if you wanna move. I was when I say, I don't want you guys. But I'm like extend today. Like, I was just having a weird day already. And I just sort of like everything happened at once. But I can't take a joke. I loved. Then she got stuck in a K whole later. What? I'm just kidding. What she does. She whose. I don't know. Did you second do drugs? I mean while marijuana, but it's legal. She got really got really high. It's legal. Yeah. And they love you. Because what I want to say to you. I really believe in your business. I feel like you've locked in on a need. But remember what I said to you? When you first told about the jingle come writing business time for New York will no well that and by the way, you can go to Doria cookies. But I said you needed a what? I don't know you needed a jingle. Oh, the threat. Well, you wrote me a jingle shut up. So cookie. I have written you a Jing. Oh my God. Did you write that all by yourself? Ross with some dumb bitch, stay at your house for free. But the and I wrote it together. It's incredible. Every. There's no music just singing. I present to you for the verse chime ever that was scary. Cookie jingle jingle. Cookie cookie by yourself jingle me like, okay, sure, it's hard to understand. But no one care riding Ming all her songs, you'll want to be a abiding. She can ride a song about anything. Just take. Listing by cookie. Fine. The cookie. Almas in. Oh. Notice inspired by one of my favorite artists, cookie. All fun to end my song with lyrics that. Nobody. I loved every second of that. Is specially thank you so much Betsy really. Crouse rough really? Guys, please. I'm in the middle of something. Okay. Can I say one more thing? So I when I did if anybody has anything to say about that jingle make sure to let us know said, no one ever. I am. So the defensive cooking. When I was in the studio with headphones on I couldn't understand the lyrics when I got in the car and listen back to the head in the car. Listen back to the episode. I could understand. So they're all these people on Twitter saying I hear exactly what she's saying. Our mics or headphones. We couldn't hear. It was on the way here, but she say. Sorry. But look. Fifty minutes of talking about it over the last two episodes, though. This is huge for you Versi does people good. It's funny because I have such different perspective now than I did when I tweeted feeling sorry for myself. And I'm so happy that it happened that changed if I could go back in time, nip slip. I'm not really I'm so happy with how this all turned out. I'm so happy here and have I know the company's gone public now. So have the has the board called you with the report is there an uptick on sales shares of they bought me out. I no longer own it out. Have you had any more order? Have you had any more orders? Many raise like five or six orders, which is pretty cool for only been like two months since I started, and I've already had like five or six years, which is crazy. Thank you guys out there. The straight Tigers who have bought it. I love you guys. If you want your own cookie elephants jingle from cookie jingles, you can go to Doria cookies dot com, and you'll make voicemails for people. I'll do anything. Yeah. Did somebody ask? You to make one commissioned cookie to write a jingle for after a segment and afterglow after yes after afterglow is the after show that we're going to start for straight talk, which will be just released in the thing. And it sort of a fan forum talking about it. So when does after go starting well, I'm hoping afterglow will start next week cooking. I didn't after episode, but I'm going to let it go because he's here. We'll so. Okay. Next week. I'm hoping we'll start the after a lot getting a lot of messages about it. This is great. So no. And I know that you and cookie hung out you you checked in on cookie and got to go. See cookie lives. Right. Yes. I did. I drove out to see me valley and went to cookies house. And can I ask you what was it like to have Fags e come to the house? It was nice. It felt very comfortable right away. Like flaxseeds, very like warm and doesn't make you feel sort of weird. I was never nice. I enjoyed Kenya. With them. Did it feel like a booty call? Oh, no. Because I don't do those. I don't really like I'm not used to having people come over for that. Cooking. You're very. Cookie. Cute hooky is adorable into you could probably have that on fiber. But booty call. That's where you sell your. I don't know if that legal not legal, but you are absolutely adorable way younger than I expected. Are you dating? No, why not you're young. And you're cute. Tell you what somebody said to me. And I I want everyone to know that they should practice sex. I'm gonna say this out loud. But when I was like twenty three so insecure about everything, you know, except for my ability to work like everything in my body in my life. This older gay said to me is probably in his fifties or sixty he goes, darling be a slut if I could go back. I just be a slut don't worry about your body. Just people someone will enjoy just have fun with it. And I was like I don't get that. I'm so I can't get past. How I feel about myself. I don't want to be nude with anybody. I went and all my God. If I could go back, of course, everyone be safe be responsible. But cooking one day, you'll either be old and alone and sad or you will be locked in a long term relationship and be sick of the same dick. So here's what you're not to do basic dick you need to go out there. And so a couple of wild oats. Now, if the time how Twenty-three it's time. She said, though, about the only thing you really confident in your twenties with your -bility to work because that's where I am. The only thing I like, no, I can't do is make music and work. And so I spent one hundred on my time doing that. And I literally like television don't bother me grinder. No, why not because it's okay. Let me tell you. I have been I have not had any sexual relation in like four or five years since I was like nineteen. You're in your prime. You've got your back door. Realize that get that cookie? Cock. If you goes Doria cookies dot com, it'll redirect you to cookies grinder. Cocky, all the Fontaine. Sex is not at all. Everyone everyone getting a minute give me one minute because cocky, elephants. Felt wrong to say I feel like you do something with elephants. Would you all my thunder Cockayne? Would you believe the first person to call me, cocky, cocky, all of fondle? That's it. I knew you'd come up with. Okay. Yep. You understand me? Okay. So here's. Exactly just said let let's get to the point vaccine cookie. Fucked me. Here's the deal. Can I put you on Grindr? Yes. Really for the show not for life. If if its bid then yes. But if it's like off don't pressure him. He's focused on his art hit. He's yes. You were focused on your art. He needs to he said the same thing too. He's saying I shouldn't he did them. I'm telling him the mistake. I would go back to change. I wish there was growing when I was twenty three. This twenty nine year old gay hosts a podcast said to me shut the. Nine shut the said to what I'm the opposite. I went out and had all the sex. I could possibly find up to like forty five years old d I don't regret it. I am now turning fifty seven and I'm so happy. I did that. Genital hermit. Jimmy hermit this one. I'm saying. The same thing that he's out in the world. Wait, no. I'm saying let me finish that. I kind of wish I was like cookie daddy's hold on you. I kind of wish I was like you. And we're cookie is because if I would have focused a little bit more on my career, maybe I would have been a little further where I'm at now my life. Instead, I went out and got drunk and had fun and had a lot of sacks. And I feel like that was a little distraction dream. Let's go let's go to the tiebreaker CJ. Cookie should down. What should he be chasing chasing dreams? Do both. Exactly. Everyone's talking at once. It's dick and dreams. I'm good for now for now a little bit of both. A little bit of both. I'm so, but here's the thing is I'm not going to say a sexual, but I'm so uninterested like, I just doesn't concern me. I bet you don't even realize people think you're cute. No. I don't I don't because let me tell you something. I wanna date one time fully went on the state went home. And didn't know what was the date. Somebody tell me that was a date, and I'm like, I was a date. Yeah. I went on a date one time it was eight and the guys boyfriend showed up because it wasn't a date. Anyway. He would just want the fan. So. So cookie. I dare to say that you don't know when people think you're cute or that sexuality things could happen. Fags -i am I right or wrong? You're right. Because let me tell you something every guy that I meet every guy that I see I the first thing I think is can I get them in bed. Can I get them to give me a blow job? So I'm sitting you know, with cooking or house. I'm thinking, maybe Shelley, no. Actually yesterday two days ago, we incestual no to. You're in cookies cookies right house the house, right? The little haunting everything. Okay. That's why I picked cookie lives in that little. Yes. Galley? Does look here. You're hoping that this to hook. He wants to get double stuff you're thinking, I wasn't hoping. But every everybody I see I think I wonder if I'm gonna have sex with them. That's just how I think I think everybody having sex everyone would you ever where you when you were sitting there with cookie were you thinking cookies cute. Cute. And then I also thought like gale. Cookie twenty-three. So you just said what you wondered what we were talking. Of course, I thought she was really cute I wondered about her dick size. I wonder if like she would like suck. My cock. Like, I wondered all that who those. Just harks member cookie headed dream, but blowing Mark everyone I asked him. He should write a I mean, he really should write a jingle that. Swing a back sweet Maria everyone's hold on the market. And it was I didn't send it. Why didn't you send it because I felt like it was too far in your phone right now? I didn't record. I just wrote it it was it was slave for you by Britney. Slave for market was supposed to be funny. But then it was too gross. Grossed out by sax get a little heat. But see he you need to work on that cook his open your sexual everyone. I need I need one. Second with cookie. Okay. I'm here. Cookie. A man in your house. A man who thought you were cute. I didn't know a man who would have done thirty things with you fire have fun with it. Right. That man is sitting right there next to you. And you didn't you didn't pick up and whether or not that's what you want right now. I just want you to know as you are walking through this world, sometimes even in your own Keebler elf house. There are people. Who wanted? Abida that cookie? You know what I mean? Who want to snicker that doodle Arnold tell you what if there's any straight out there that think I'm bomb flight into my DM's, and I may remain completely ignore you. It's completely ignore you. But I may also reply we'll see how can they find you at cookie Olifants on Twitter and Instagram, and if you wanna jingle Doria cookies dot com. I'm going to stop the Bill main very soon, I'm stopping that music. I decided that you can use Doria cookies dot com till you start with like, cookie, jingles dot com or something like that. And then we're going to keep Doria cookies dot com to anything we need to Ford from now on until Mark needs to use it when Kadoorie it's killing selling girl scout cookies, I also heard a have to address the the the the phone lines are lighting up. Right. People wanna know the number one question there are rumors on the street you've seen you're gone TMZ. You've seen your on BuzzFeed Daily Beast all of them. Are you sick of the name cookie? Olof on Tae. I'm so glad you brought that up that is van in my mind for a like a year. Now, I've I've just weird place with it. As all I'm I'm not sick of it is cookie in a pickle. Well. Cookie. Need a pick. I think part of is the food puns. Well, I think they're half or something. Keebler house. Do you write here music, cookie sheet? Look at him. I love when Russ up with puns because you can literally see him thinking. I always say if I drag race I'm doing Ross for snatch game, and I'm just making your game. Wait, what you've never seen it. She's never seen the show. Yeah. It's up. So. So anyway, are you going to drop the cookie onto and go to your real name angel? What's you last name Gomez? I wasn't going to go by Gomez. Would you go by for was injured hose thinking of a last name? But I really I've been thinking about it for a long long time, you need to make a choice that there are no take two's not address rehearsal cookie or angel. Well, actually, I'm I'm glad that this brought up right now because I've been thinking about this for a long time. And I thought I made up my mind, I actually made other social media instead of directing people, but it did have a conversation with the other day. Is there a decision being made right now? Are you going to make a decision and stick with it? Yes. We are you announcing it here on the have you chosen this media outlet to announce this decision. I wouldn't choose any other nice, ladies and gentlemen. I didn't know we were going to have this moment. I'm crying. I think this is huge. So cookie LaFontine making nonce now is he keeping CJ? What do you think he's going to do? I dunno. Oh my God. I don't get any production. Well, my suggestion. Just prediction. I have a prediction. I think he's going to stick with cookie. 'cause that's where he is. Honestly, I don't know which way this is gonna go. Okay. I'm nervous without further ado. Cookie LaFontine or angel. What is your name? I have decided to go by cookie. Stating I got us bags and I had like like a forty five minute long to our conversation about the exactly that. And it shook up my because Fags the sort of didn't come out and say, but led me to sort of the idea that I'm just I'm I'm self sabotaging. I'm like afraid of success. And so I'm like people know me by the don't changing name don't look at me. And that's sort of what it was. So and I'm realizing that it was very much like I need to do over. What if what if they messed up I need to start over? But so you're saying in let me get this clear you chocolate chip on your shoulder. I'm going to. Until visited you at your toll house. But no, you feel peanut butter. Nope. Didn't work. Yeah. I love that. Oh my God. Could've gone with cookie Oreo angel. Look remember the name cookie Olifants. Like you like, you know, fact, Z Malone it's like the same. And you know, when you're still mad that you ginger snap. I gotta say too. I think part of it. And I've been debating this for me. I've been thinking about this for months because I think part of it more than also beyond the self sabotage thing. I think it's also it does come from the sort of conservative upbringing. I had it's like the internalized homophobia like no one will take serious if I'm feminine. So it's like all I need to get past that lake. The whole reason I've looked the hurries somewhere. My biggest idols are you rupaul people that their sexually and their their personalities, and I need to stop getting my own way. And I just need to stick with my guns. A cookie by any other name would not be sweet look at that tree angel. Sure name. On behalf of my entire family. My sweet daughter Chardonnay nickel on. My great uncle bags Malone. Graham, nikki. Sister betty. Arlene Cohen Keller Williams, cookie. We gotta read this can you? Stick around for the last act like okay, good. Here's the deal. We got lots more straight talk coming at you. Navy trending Bosie with Z the black. Ms cookie dough. That's our report just came up with that. Downs. Joan and minute Mark much more coming up back. Wake up in the morning. And I don't think I'll ever make it on time by the time grandma books, and look I'm at the Kona just in. Oh. Taste and no I'm in a mess dog home last night. Knowing much. She will know that. I'm there if I can head it into mauve it. Hey. I got something to tell you. Have a see? No not there. Sit here. I am at. I don't know what to say. I'm afraid the words I toss. Going to sound gay. Stick in. My throws no sense at all. It's like when you see at the shopping. Yawn. Doing. Why? And how to get some needs. To my favorite, son less. Folks. That way it goes. Say you. They think you're buying clothes. Like sandy comes. A Rolling Stone gathers. No moths and now I found. Because Yam at a. Era. Joan lean domain telling. Of you. Please don't take. Joe? Oops, second. Joan lean Joan Joan. Taking me. That song. Back to the program everybody. I sit to Beth e I said. Song like to hear. She goes. Dolly parton. Which songs she goes named three famous ones. The third one. I said it was Julian she John. I'm gonna go to dollywood lucky. I know I can't believe it. I'm so excited. Come to know. I love Tennessee to nationals. But I've driven all to the hills of Tennessee. And it's so beautiful smokey's. This episode. Fund, the author of the of course, everyone knows the bubbly brunch. Theme song is here. Beth e you know, Beth e is the voice of God. I'd love to hear mash up between Bethany and cooked. Venues, the voice of are you smarter than Mark? You know, it's crazy. Well, why don't we do around? What you say for the record? I really want to re record that recorded that on my iphone, and it's flat as that's why we use. Heard the show. Nikki fleming. Wendy will. You know, what do you mean? Oh. On her show. She made. You have you both of you, ladies, we do have good. You have good everything you put together, they'd be great. I'm not objectify new, but you are gorgeous women side note. All right and cook your him. Gorgeous woman. Yes. And so I want to know real quick could you and Beth in soft? Could you do some sort of soft? So I can find on karaoke song we own. I mean what what do you want? Would you do it? Yes. What would you want it to be? Can I do you know, you can't make me love you? If if you don't I can't make you love or leeann. It's like an actual. I don't know that wasn't very niche tastes. Okay. Cookies again. All right. We're not doing that. One heard my music. You know, I'm only inspired by late Brittany's beers and Kesse, and like, what's what's slow Brittany one? And listen tell everyone how into pop culture, I am Ross, but Beth never much television. She's no, I don't know. They actually made a movie about Beth these life. Did you know this? It's called Nell. It was. Head was always right there. Okay. Can we just pick a song? Cookie. Start singing something slow and Beth is just going to harm is. Let's everyone else is going to nice and slow. And I think you should compose it on the spot because you or composition or the. I know exactly what to sing. A what ready exactly the food the drinks? They're simply. Excellent. You'll you'll saying because you chose the best. Hood on. What is just? Springs incident all over the world. I'm gonna sing in harmony. Melody? Nope. That's okay. I right now. Yeah. I think we hit. That was great and small. Snack attack in. And I you to try. But do me a favor and try that too. That toast for that jam on it. That's from the UK. Will you try it? Right in there in the Mike cham- when it's more chocolate. By either the first thoughts, go. That's savory which did not expect. Flavor. Tasted like you mix like a Rahman packet with a little bit of water. Yeah. Into a bull. Young qb actually taste hold on cookie. We might have just found a new talent of yours. Describing where foods that was a feud of you handle that with grace and poise. Is like it's savory and a lot of flavor as his eyes were bugging. Under pressure. You really good. We're going to say I have many talents. Except for mixing mastering. Really good at a lot of things, you know, what if I were in town longer. I would have him on my podcast, and you could cook me your most favorite recipe, and what's your favorite recipe? My favorite recipe. Kobe's copies. My favorite recipe is something that my grandma learned from when she was a child, it's called tater tot casserole. Full circle. Stop right now, much Beth, and I just talked about this Beth evil. You tell the story, you know, who I just wanna say this high school picture, it k- nineteen Ninety-six platform sneakers ladybugs on them. Okay. You were that yet. It's it's Jonah. Okay. Anyway. So here's the deal. We had secret Santa inquire. We had to fill out what you like. And you don't like Beth. I put on my my form because we all have had to sit down and fill out these forms. Like, what do you like you had to put at least three things I put like, you know, lip gloss socks had to be cheap stuff. And you know, what else candy? And then what do you not like? And I I like anything to be honest. I put kind of joke tater tot. Oh. No joke. But listen doesn't end there. Throughout the week. I got gifts I got Dr Pepper lip what an unrolled Lebombo bomb. I got some socks. Surely, I got some candy, and you don't know who it's from. 'cause it's a secret Santa. So it's all week long leading up you're giving leading up leading up. And then you get a big gift at the end, right? My big gift was in this. I kind of like big box. Oh my God. Like little small things and hers. In like glitter and sequence I was like who is that from. And I opened it up. And unwrap, everything and untie the bow. Tater tot casserole. Who was your secret? Santa was fuck and Ross. He made me. Wow. Wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I thought it was the only person be in California. Who knew what that was. Yeah. It's those bizarre house where you'll ever in high school. I was a complete asshole. Okay. Are you ready? God means click out to Nikki, Nikki police show. Feels like a seven hours long. Sorry. I'm gonna make it quick. What happens when you're on emotional roller? Okay. So I just say thank you to care mccarter on Instagram. She sent me an unknown key believable. Okay. It's real real short. And I'm going to post it on the straight talk with Ross site because I want you to see this photo. She said I came in with my friend who had a broken ankle. I decided to get a pick of it. And last minute, I decided to do a selfie instead and this creepy. Mojo was in the picture. So I wanna pass it around and show it to everybody and get everyone's kind of response. And then I'm gonna post it. So everybody else can have a response on Hillary pod. Look at this. What are you? What are your thoughts? So okay. She's looking at okay. What am I looking at here? What do you see it? Right. Creepy taking a selfie. Look what she got. Oh, my God weird. Right. There's a selfie in a hospital, and there's an image behind her. Creepy. You don't believe in goes Beth young. Beth young? Vollborn? That's baltimore. You see it? Is pass it to fax. I love this is everyone's reaction because I just I couldn't pass it up. A really good unforgivable. Oh. Cookie. It looks like an alien. I see the voldemort feigns knows Desai's. Let's oh like splendor. Man, if you're being CARA. The serious case of sore. Ghost put. What? Ghost? Good. I see. Chop off. No that was blanche. So I try daughter courage. You. I know this is an audio show sending me photos, kind of seems counterintuitive, but I think it'd be really fun to get everyone's reactions if you have any ghost picks don't Google them and center like you legit have a ghost pick. I would like to get everyone's reaction and then posted on a ghost. I was gonna say to pick not. The Senator to me at Nikki be at straight talk with Russ dot com. I just love this. Thank you care for Senate in it's pretty creepy. You guys are both smiling like looking cute. And then there's creepy Cretan on the background. I don't know who it is. But I hope you're ankle healed very quickly. Maybe that's all I got for today. Let me nice. Thank you so much. Make sure you go check out. Hello Ross pod. Oh. I need to know me give it to me Coon give it to be true. Get steep with vacc- eat it. You know, when I was over when I was cookies we do together. Listen to it or you purposely passing over. No, I haven't listened to it. I was going to end the, but can we listen to it? Now. Let's go both cookie all the phone. And now Mark I don't know if you there's a mic markets running the board in there. I don't there's a Mike in there. But you might want to either come in here or because I hear tell this song is inspired by somebody named Mark Mark's you're gonna want more extraction. And Mark you want to come in here. Any? I think he went home. Well, usually I'd be thrilled. Anyone who were us here? He is Mark cookie and Fags e have made a duet and their day budding it here, and you were the inspiration for it. Okay. So Marcus walking in the room. Do you want to hop on that, Mike? Now, do you have any questions before we play the song? No. I mean, what about I figure? I'll figure it out by the song. It'll be easier to hear it. And then I might have quit. You are such a wordsmith. Ask questions about something that I have no idea. I I would ready. What's it about? Why wouldn't be surprised? A song about I want to experience it. I don't have anything. I did. I don't have any preconceived notions. Or is there anything I should know before? I hear the song. No. But I do have to. I'm not asking. That would be a question. I would ask dream. Knows the dream that we're cookie blue Mark. It's the only way Martin think about that. Okay. Ready? So walk me through tell me why the song what's a sort of. Actually, we thought about this like a year ago, right cookie? It's been a while. It's been a long time in the making. So, but it wasn't 'til your Cisco paid in the toll house that you decided to write this song together. That's right after we were all cleaned up. That's thoughts on in my studio. And we just wrote and it came together very quickly. We were inspired by our shared angered they came together. So could heal a phone to Email Joe say hi Ross, I'm incredibly excited to send you the newest song conic member of the outcast. And I came together to write a once in a lifetime do wet all at the song speak for itself. But let's just say we found something we're both passionate about I hope you love it marks that of called a computer Bechtel booth. All right. So here we are. What's the name is only go? He's real she'll say what it's called take his Michael away. Decca minute. You. I am so excited. I can't breathe. What stays in his mouth, and you all know what's down south, not my it's less than seven. He talks to fuck and much can kit him to shut up. God. That's a little harsh does. He called me on kiss. Don't have what it takes to. He's just so where does and to care. So please. Is michael. I'm sorry. Got a little out of control. That was really good cooking kiss ass joke. Was right about it. Maybe he was take Mike. Away. Wow. Jake is my I have to get. Rolling Stone has. Time magazine has here. We have Mark Mark. What did you think of that song loved it? Oh. Oh. Such a good sport. Mark. What did you say? Mark any especially love the redemption. At the end, you know, I got. You know, I gotta say the fact that you say I love that song. I think makes me like you. You know what? I mean. Like, I don't I think that's good. Yeah. Yeah. But do you have to take a second to think about how you feel about that? Yeah. You do. Yeah. Feels like the first time I've ever heard him go. I like that. Yeah. But what did you like about it, Mark? I love that song. Anyway from K it. I don't know is that from that's from top gun. Yes. Who's the artist? No fucking idea cookie. Facts. Yeah. Okay. But there are two versions cooking new like the current version by Jessica Simpson. I know the Berlin version. I learned of it just the first. And then if only Jessica Simpson. Two thousand three to hear that wailing throw. That was my inspiration for the vocals was just listen say something nice. Everyone's okay morning. My wanna write about it say something real real nice mixed and mastered super, well, you can understand all the lyrics and cookies vocal skills. My friend mastered. It who me. And mix master. Can. Mix and master like Joe or anything. Here's what. Just. Comedy. Just listen because I got to tell you something I would never talk smack about anybody. Flush. Okay. I don't. Anyone else stretch? Well, I have good bad jokes. The people do they want us some good bad jokes. Kidding? My favorite favorite joke. You've ever told from last week's episode about why Ken Kenny Barbie. Favorite? I can't find the if you like a bad joke in you think it's good come on who the neighbor who straight talk. Right about that. One. On straight with Ross Mathews. Betty, please. Okay. How do you count? Cows. With a calculator. No. What do you call someone who won't fart in public? A private tutor. Honey, bees make Honey what kind of bees make milk? B's? Did you hear about the Italian? Chef who died. He passed away. What do you call a