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"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"The phone rang. Podcast is a deer media. Production welcomed the absolutely not podcast. Where we do the most in the lease at the same damn time. I'm your host. Heather mcmahon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. I'm your host. Heather mcmahon whole. Everybody's doing fantastic. You're feeling well want to kick things off and just a very happy holidays. Positive note by bringing in the bitchy bitch. I know jackie schimmel. Ha's stage name jackie schimmel. Mary named jackie. Shemona's i love her. She is one of my. I say dearest entertainment friends you know like a real bitch. Like i trust her. She trust me. We trust each other. I like her snow. Bullshit only giggles. I'm excited to bring her on. We did a little holiday swap. I went on the beach bible and she came on mine. Chicane all over it literally. The episode is just just just everywhere. I want to get right into. Let's cut to the chase. Let's get some giggles. I hope you were able to maintain your sanity through the holiday. I love you. I miss you. I ready do feel like we can catch our breath. Literally and physically metaphorically spiritually emotionally into any twenty one. But let's let's get right into it. My girl my boo. Please welcome to the studio. Jackie schimmel ladies and gentlemen without further ado. The bitchy est. Most bad ass jewish check. I know jackie shammas come on in. Hey girl how are you doing how you doing jest. Just wonderful just couldn't be better. We are both in so pajama. No you have a t shirt on me of a very boozy robe like it looks on shawn. No no no. This was richest Thirteen years ago at a ross dress for less in the central coast it was ninety nine. It has harbored so many deep dark memories. So many bodily fluids. So much semen. It's got crunchy parts. We don't know what it is. I don't know if it's chicken. Mocatta or semen. Yeah i just can't get rid of it because it's like it's like a security pinky type of thing it's disgusting. It's poly blend but it looks mazzone like from this kind of grainy zoom video. It actually looks very italian. Reach so in my head. When i was eighteen in community college and i bought said robe. That's why i gravitated towards it. I'm like oh my god is a number. It's very cheap very massoni but then more recently because i wear it all the time people will message be like. Is that a vera bradley. And i didn't know what vera bradley was until two months ago and unfortunately bitch. I know what it is now and i'm up okay. Here's the deal here bradley. 'cause i'm from the south we eat sleep and breathe vera bradley. Now when i went to college and this is how. I've always known ivan three steps ahead on the fashion paving my own way look like i had cheetah print afford anybody owned cheetah bread. I remember everybody in college. Had the light. Pink either gingham or swirl. Because now that i can see. It's a little paisley but those exact jose de vera bradley bag and i'd come in with the cheetah print number back in two thousand five it was tacky but my look tacky but now everyone's like trying to cop. The heather mcmahon. Look avi. i want you to know. I always knew i was like i just couldn't get behind bradley. I don't understand what this is. is it like lilly. Pulitzer yes but lilly. Pulitzer's more like does a little more west palm like lilly. Pulitzer could be lost. But also lilly pulitzer has really bright vibrant colors. Fear bradley's always like a muted commuted pink with a bad ribbon. Do you know what i mean. I'm not a painting. i'm not a fan either. I gotta burn this shit. But every sorority girl would like look down on me because my weekend bag wasn't aveer bradley. I was like listen. Y'all gonna y'all look tacky. That's all i know how to say you know. See i'd be like l. A. was very juicy couture heavy I really felt that. I was progressive. Because i refuse to wear a backpack forever otake fifth. When did you carry. Well funny enough. I had a hull. Frank bag in middle school. It was a mash. It was net very fashion forward and then in high school. I invested my bought mitzvah money into a juicy qatar bowling bag a leather. Oh.
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Nightly Pop
"Married and I have slumber parties like once the. Door just listening to. See if there's any pillow fights happening, but you spend the night in Mexico in a cage with a lion. Mountain. Y- describe to me what you're on Peyote. Because his com-. Mothers. Is Worth that headaches. Starting right now. Nightly, while so much energy tonight's state. Board as a butternut squash, K. we're excited is off again but Hunter Nasr are here. Hi Guys and Andre thanks for having me you back again two days in a row now that usually people don't make it two days in a row we're. It means Nina has quit the show. Very good point. Very good point. All right I'm excited. We're GONNA have a great show. So let's dive right in Jalen is married but not quite ready for full on a thing she was on dear media media's absolutely not with Heather McMahon, love you heather McMahon and revealed something she has not given up. I'm married and I have some properties like once a week like. Didn't you have won last night. Did my friend came over and. It was not planned, but she ended up spending the night and we slept in my bed and my husband's such an guest. Was He. pissed resilient. Yeah. It's fine. It's a slumber party. He no knows the drill. Okay. Okay. Hunter let's just try to keep your mind out for one second. Is this weird? Would you would you be pissed at this was your girlfriend and she wanted to have a slumber party with her friend in your bed and you had to sleep in the guest room? No. Okay finally up against the door with a cup, you know she's going to act like a fifteen year old. So Am I.. Your to the door just listening Meghan should not talking to see if there's any pillow fight tapping. Yeah I'm sure that's what you're listening for it is. Actually. A cute thing I think as we kind of get older. We all kind of realize that you stop doing things with your friends especially as you get deeper into relationships, hunter brings up a good point though because as one of the last single sanding friend like single people in my friends group, I feel like when people get married, they do get surgically attached to their partner and I love the J. largest. Like, has Herman on unlock. She's like you go to the other room also girly sleepovers. They're just like the best like bonding you get to tell secrets post meets like McDonald's watch Disney movies like I love girl sleepovers. I. Like boy sleepovers too. But obviously, those are happening less frequent now that we're in bed, do you do you have grossly Lijo under? All Day every day there's a new one coming as ones leave it in the someone else's. Yes. I am not dating right now. You're. Not Sleeping. Dating having raised so you know that come on honey. Dip sleepover. No I'm a good. I don't like you saying this stuff because people at home actually think this is true and then I get dirty and I go I don't WanNa see your boobs, send me your resume, send me your degree showing your brain. Honestly Nasr. First of all this show has been only successful for Hunter I. Hope that I get a after this just saying. We might get a contact high from this next story Miley Cyrus told interview magazine she was chased by a ufo okay. Supposedly resembled a flying snowplow was glowing yellow and she made eye contact with the driver K. however my Lisa. She had just purchased. We'd wax outside a Taco shop sounds sounds promising. She was high as a kite or do we think there's actually APP. Percent this happened you guys earned their aliens. Do you guys remember back in August when the Pentagon literally formed a Task Force to investigate like unidentified foreign objects? Every. Literally, the Internet did not bat an eye because this year's been so insane like thousand Percent Miley saw aliens I just want to know if they were hot because she made eye contact with them. So it's can she give us more discretion detail? I love the Pentagon..
Jennifer Lawrence Still Has Sleepovers
"Jalen is married but not quite ready for full on a thing she was on dear media media's absolutely not with Heather McMahon, love you heather McMahon and revealed something she has not given up. I'm married and I have some properties like once a week like. Didn't you have won last night. Did my friend came over and. It was not planned, but she ended up spending the night and we slept in my bed and my husband's such an guest. Was He. pissed resilient. Yeah. It's fine. It's a slumber party. He no knows the drill. Okay. Okay. Hunter let's just try to keep your mind out for one second. Is this weird? Would you would you be pissed at this was your girlfriend and she wanted to have a slumber party with her friend in your bed and you had to sleep in the guest room? No. Okay finally up against the door with a cup, you know she's going to act like a fifteen year old. So Am I.. Your to the door just listening Meghan should not talking to see if there's any pillow fight tapping. Yeah I'm sure that's what you're listening for it is. Actually. A cute thing I think as we kind of get older. We all kind of realize that you stop doing things with your friends especially as you get deeper into relationships, hunter brings up a good point though because as one of the last single sanding friend like single people in my friends group, I feel like when people get married, they do get surgically attached to their partner and I love the J. largest. Like, has Herman on unlock. She's like you go to the other room also girly sleepovers. They're just like the best like bonding you get to tell secrets post meets like McDonald's watch Disney movies like I love girl sleepovers. I. Like boy sleepovers too. But obviously, those are happening less frequent now that we're in
Jennifer Lawrence Confronts Anderson Cooper
"Morning everyone are you ready for some day leave? Just out today. So Morgan and I are joined again by Kisha Knight Polio. Actress a mother and you probably know her from house of pain and the cosby show. Thank you for joining us again and we are. Coordinated, in our Maulvi Pinky we are. Show and here we go. All right. Have you guys been missing Jennifer Lawrence because I definitely have we haven't seen her much recently, but she is back. She hasn't changed a bit. She still holds nothing back. In fact, she's talking about that infamous fall at the Oscars and why is set off of nasty little battle between her and Anderson Cooper listen to what Jennifer said on Heather McMahon's absolutely not podcast. I'm sorry but interesting Coober I saw him on. CNN. Lee. Three days later saying like what she'd obviously the ball and it was so devastated this horrific humiliation to me that like took away like I don't know ever have a chance to give a speech that again I saw him at a Christmas party and I let him know my friend told me that they was. But he apologized and I think I think we're good friends now. Do you think I wanted to fall getting Oscar but I remember when I led with was have you ever tried to walk upstairs in a ball gown? Right. So then how do you know like I with that? He apologized. Oh my gosh. Okay. I gotta go straight. Ahead some pesky reporters. To write stories sometimes, it's so weird. I haven't been in therapy about it for years now anyway, what was the question? is you see this particular person which I know loves you so much Is and you got to run into him or her at a party. What would you WanNa do would you talk to her? Would you say something? Oh my God I feel like I've envisioned this interaction first of all shot to Heather McMahon because I love her she is hilarious hilarious. I am obsessed with her so I'm happy for her that she got J. Lo on her podcast I feel like. Jay Jay said Jay Lop. I said. On kidding. I wouldn't mess up but. I will say I've had visions of maybe approaching certain people that write things and I think it really depends on the alcohol consumption. Cooper I right. I would go to Anderson Cooper because he's a respectable journalist, he made a nasty remark. You know you're getting an apology out of him but some of these other bitches are a little nuts. So I don't know I don't WanNa fuel anymore fire. So it depends it depends one hundred percent i. think that's a very good point you have to know who you're dealing with because if it's somebody who really doesn't like you and you get that five, a day could very easily turn the story around and write a whole other article saying crazy Morgan or crazy. Kisha. Came up in screen that man apart. But the other thing they if they're already writing crazy thing, they can write it regardless you scream are not. So. That's also true. I would say you've got to follow your gut and I completely agree with more again it depends on how many drinks of the consumed evening, how you're going to approach because you know sometimes yeah. You know there's certain like the GENITA- Crown, it may go let. Me Go left. It also depends on who's with you right. If my husband was with me see, my husband gets much more fired up than I do and I know you might find that surprising but he would be the one that would literally do me to say something I think you should say something you should call that did out and. I'm usually the one that's like, no, no, no. No let's just let it calm down. But if I'm getting like talked up into it, then I might yeah, pay south. Yeah versus if I have someone that's like, it's not worth the babe just to let's just go over here I'll be like. All right. You GotTa have your backup backup. Yeah. You got to have the right height man. If you're wanting to do it, it's got to be someone that's GonNa go up with you and have your back no matter what comes out of your mouth but. It's also good in these situations with somebody who's not necessarily your friend to be as composed as possible but I think when you're so heated already. Interaction, never goes as well as you want it to. and. All. Thank you. Scream at them. Yeah. I'm GonNa, say real quick. I think also even better way to handle this have a good woman someone who could do your dirty work for you. So you don't have to be the one that goes says us that this Lella you can have them do it and then your hands clean. One hundred percent yeah you need the right best e with you I like that okay. Moving out of channing tatum. So sad news I think channing Tatum Jessie j broke up again Jesse just posted this video drinking and dancing with the caption single live in a pandemic. That's how you get there strap. We talk about that. A source tells US Jesse and channing broke up months ago because they realize they're just better off as friends now they've brought up and gone back together multiple times at what point. Do you say this is finally do you think this is finally for these two I? I'm. Not Down here, you know I mean. Go ahead. No, you I mean I just think listen like you know it's supposed to be sort of like a new relationship is supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be easy and it might not last forever. But if it's supposed to be the fun easy relationship and you've already broken up four times in between that time, it just seems like clearly there's something here that is not connecting you to something is not working out. So just like leave it alone there's no reason for these to attack broken up three times like. In my yeah. At this point in life, you know my motto is. You know it's like spoiled milk. You don't put it back in the refrigerator. and. Come back and think it's going to be something other and foiled. On because clearly, it was gonNA work by now. Exactly Keach. Have you ever gone through this where you broke out was somebody got back together the whole thing I think that's something that probably when you're younger and you Kinda keep getting things to try and when you fall in love with the ones possibility I think as you get older and you've done it and you've learned that lesson, you realize you know okay you know what? This isn't working for me. It is. Okay. We don't have to make our. Yeah. I luckily, you said Fall in love with their possibility men is that true? Amir Young? You're falling in love half the time with just what you think. They're GONNA be your. Number set and then you realize that potential here and I. Think also when you're younger, you're more willing to be in a relationship that might not be perfect because you don't skip factor in time as much. But I think as you get older, you're like I don't have the time to waste on something that's really too difficult. You don't have the energy either
Jennifer Lawrence Confronts Anderson Cooper
"You guys been missing Jennifer Lawrence because I definitely have we haven't seen her much recently, but she is back. She hasn't changed a bit. She still holds nothing back. In fact, she's talking about that infamous fall at the Oscars and why is set off of nasty little battle between her and Anderson Cooper listen to what Jennifer said on Heather McMahon's absolutely not podcast. I'm sorry but interesting Coober I saw him on. CNN. Lee. Three days later saying like what she'd obviously the ball and it was so devastated this horrific humiliation to me that like took away like I don't know ever have a chance to give a speech that again I saw him at a Christmas party and I let him know my friend told me that they was. But he apologized and I think I think we're good friends now. Do you think I wanted to fall getting Oscar but I remember when I led with was have you ever tried to walk upstairs in a ball gown? Right. So then how do you know like I with that? He apologized. Oh my gosh. Okay. I gotta go straight. Ahead some pesky reporters. To write stories sometimes, it's so weird. I haven't been in therapy about it for years now anyway, what was the question? is you see this particular person which I know loves you so much Is and you got to run into him or her at a party. What would you WanNa do would you talk to her? Would you say something? Oh my God I feel like I've envisioned this interaction first of all shot to Heather McMahon because I love her she is hilarious hilarious. I am obsessed with her so I'm happy for her that she got J. Lo on her podcast I feel like. Jay Jay said Jay Lop. I said. On kidding. I wouldn't mess up but. I will say I've had visions of maybe approaching certain people that write things and I think it really depends on the alcohol consumption. Cooper I right. I would go to Anderson Cooper because he's a respectable journalist, he made a nasty remark. You know you're getting an apology out of him but some of these other bitches are a little nuts. So I don't know I don't WanNa fuel anymore fire. So it depends it depends one hundred percent i. think that's a very good point you have to know who you're dealing with because if it's somebody who really doesn't like you and you get that five, a day could very easily turn the story around and write a whole other article saying crazy Morgan or crazy. Kisha. Came up in screen that man apart. But the other thing they if they're already writing crazy thing, they can write it regardless you scream are not. So. That's also true. I would say you've got to follow your gut and I completely agree with more again it depends on how many drinks of the consumed evening, how you're going to approach because you know sometimes yeah. You know there's certain like the GENITA- Crown, it may go let. Me Go left. It also depends on who's with you right. If my husband was with me see, my husband gets much more fired up than I do and I know you might find that surprising but he would be the one that would literally do me to say something I think you should say something you should call that did out and. I'm usually the one that's like, no, no, no. No let's just let it calm down. But if I'm getting like talked up into it, then I might yeah, pay south. Yeah versus if I have someone that's like, it's not worth the babe just to let's just go over here I'll be like. All right. You GotTa have your backup backup. Yeah. You got to have the right height man. If you're wanting to do it, it's got to be someone that's GonNa go up with you and have your back no matter what comes out of your mouth but. It's also good in these situations with somebody who's not necessarily your friend to be as composed as possible but I think when you're so heated already. Interaction, never goes as well as you want it to. and. All. Thank you. Scream at them. Yeah. I'm GonNa, say real quick. I think also even better way to handle this have a good woman someone who could do your dirty work for you. So you don't have to be the one that goes says us that this Lella you can have them do it and then your hands clean.
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. I'm your host. Heather McMahon Ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the PODCAST. I am so thrilled or tuning in May and we have a lot to uncover talk about. It's been a whirlwind. I just got back from Italy wellness. Update gotta be honest with you. Not well rolled into town as soon as I left. Europe got aside. It's infection so I'm on Sudafed Fan. You know the kind that you have to show your license for AK I'm spitballing on math. I'm Speed Bowen. So hard right now. I'm going to bring in Jeff fearing a little bit because I need him to settle me down. I need somebody to bounce some ideas off of because I get why methods get nuts. It's a superhuman strength. Not only am I on the SUDAFED. I'm unprejudiced own. Dr Choi today at the urgent care around the corner from me. He's like you need a steroid. I got a viral science infection. Probably got it on the frigging plane over here. I was thriving in Europe. Yeah if you listen to the episode of ovaries on a plane than you heard. I almost died on the way there but when I got there I thrived. I do so well in Europe. Didn't gain a single ounce. Not An ounce fatter and you want to know what I did drink every day a pasta. Last Pizza Gelato feel great. Got An a plane with a bunch of people. Bunch of Americans going back to America got sick so now I am royd raging on my couch right now recording this podcast. I got a couple of things to get off my chest. I'll bring Jeff here in a minute. y'All really loved Robin on the podcast last week. And I'm so so glad. But she was so funny she was like I. Didn't you know like you just do this in the morning. I'm trying to record her. In Italy I feel so bad for my producer Michelle Michelle. I know. You're listening. I'm so sorry I know I'm behind on everything. We're leaving for tour this week. I'm overwhelmed but she died. She measures like Heather. Robin literally was like so over. It and Robin Beg Nissan. I want to be on the PODCAST. Has Put me on the podcast. And then we get her on the podcast. She's like what is talk anymore. I'm ready to go to bed. Catch me in the morning when I'm fresh so now you'll see where I'm coming from. It's been crazy right now. I'm so sorry I like post nasal drip I feel like shit and listen. Listen I am booked in busy and I'm truly blessed but my friend. Tim is coming on the road with me literally. said he's like Heather. You're tired and hired. You're hired and tired you. You can be booked in busy but you're also hired tired you know I was entertaining. Twenty eight girls over in Italy and we had so much fun. And I'll get into that as good but my God. I'm whipped. Your girls exhausted. I landed by sister is in town. I hate to see people. I'm so behind on work. It's crazy and we're leaving leaving this Thursday for the second leg of the.
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"The following podcast is a deer media production welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same time I'm your host Heather McMahon Hello everyone welcome to another episode episode it's raw love saying that word raw it's real it's me I have a lot of things to discuss so I hope you guys are buckled up and ready to do the damn thing where to even begin I just don't even know what to touch on where to start popping may ears right now guys are have to do that we have to pop your ears I don't know what's going on my sinuses are about to explode it's that time of year it's just getting that crisp cool fall air in New York which means I'm literally drier than a bone I am drier than bone I'm thirstiest fuck I am just eater mainly you wake up and it's not even snorts like that that's where I'm at and let me tell you something right now my i absolutely not of the day is so in New York have window units unless you live in like a fancy fancy building I unfortunately do not get just a wall unit I got a window unit from air conditioning we one in our living room one in her bedroom I clear out that filter once a week usually they're congenial once once or twice a month once a week it's black it is black for straight up for in both air-conditioning units and their full I don't know what kind of exist ost I've been breathing in every night I told You New York's trying to kill me well here we are Jesper Raven it on in so I just wipe it clean and then I rented the sink if I'm not supposed to do that somebody let me know housekeeping in home stuff is just too much I'm as smart Gal well you know I'm not mensa ago and tell you that right now I'm not technically Mensa but I think I'm pretty savvy but when it comes like home things oh now look there's no manual that tells you how you're supposed to clean air conditioning units you know nobody tells you what you do if you get a dividend your hardwood I just feel like maybe we should go to universities and teach about garbage disposals and how to fix them whatever happened to trade school why don't we do home mec in college but it's not like Komax which is like teaching women had just make casseroles why don't we do a home ac that's required for everybody and it's like if you ever live in an apartment or a home this is how you get home insurance this fix a wall unit you make sure you don't have specis you know what I'm saying this is when when come up with ideas like this that's what I know Mensa you know my entire family's Mensa and if you don't know mints is I don't actually know like stands for it's like you're a genius or some shit but my sister's a highly intelligent my dad was highly intelligent he is dead thanks for bringing that up Cheryl and reminding wow I see what you did there but I mean my mom and I are meant sound like a creative way but just when I come up with ideas like this you know and of course everybody says like Oh yeah we learn like real life skills and college but home AAC But real homework I think wow wow how to tell if chicken in your fridge is gone bad because when I moved to Los Angeles I call me I'm on one day and I said mom I think this chicken I don't know this chicken went bad she said Heather look at the date is the date for sure says it's bad but like it smells like sour and she was like yes it out so in that moment I tried to use my hypothesis what's the scientific what is it when you have like a science experiment of a hypothesis is what you come up with and then you have like you know what I'm trying to say my scientific method to that was obviously I used my site in my smell to come to the conclusion too I pop this is that the chicken was bad but then I had to go to my control group which is my mother and sleep you know get a second mike absolutely not to the fact that I don't even know explain a science experiment you know when you're one of those people who all history all English numbers equations chemicals none of it makes sense to you that is fully my brain my brain works on the side of storytelling learning facts. Don't ask me then take an equation et cetera numbers and apply it to something don't ask me to take a couple of steps and then walk back three steps and make that thing work the second time after you showed it to me once it's an absolutely not for people who use that side of their brain I know what side of my brain works one side I stay in my lane I do creative things and try and be semi business savvy but don't ask me Mr Ely coach Ely from high school who is my chemistry teacher who gave me a C. and that was that was actually honestly being generous because cheated off Kevin Chang Kevin Chang you're listening to the us he and I were both student body presidents together that's an absolutely yes for running for office and doing good Kevin Chang literally I dunno if he knew that he was letting me cheap but he just like wasn't very which he didn't really cover his tests do you know what I'm saying so uh no I think he actually liked threw me abound because here's the thing Kevin I remember we had a very intelligent conversation when Dave Heather Kevin was like Valedictorian and went to Harvard Ed school like beyond beyond beyond smart but Kevin had a you know what you're good at not everybody has to be a rocket scientist and I was like dink you Kevin you get it now let me cheat off your chemistry test end in whether he knew it or not and I passed with the sea and I still went to Ole miss aw so the moral stories follow your dreams kids and find the smart Asian in your class and said catty corner to the left of him and and you'll pass chemistry work smarter not harder that's the name of the game that's the way I'm trying to live my life just in general these days really out here trying to do the Lord's work it's a lot though you guys have put a lot of pressure on me and I just want to say like absolutely yes to all the things that are clicking and happening and I'm I'm just is beyond I'm so beyond grateful for everything that's happening but I'm GonNa just say a quick absolutely not and you know what it's probably not somebody who actually tunes in religiously to the podcast that's probably not having to deal with but I have gotten a little Sassy I don't know if you've got a pepper your panties are what's happening but you got some SAS line my DM's a woman messaged me the other day and I don't think people realized when you type things it can come off in a different way that's why I always talk on the phone like during the medley said from the real housewives of New York say it forget right it regret it sin me a voice memo if you WanNa say something Sassy send me a video swipe can hear the tone the inflection in your voice I know the cadence I know if this is a joker not some y'all have been getting ultra fucking Sassy in my DM's and ninety nine percent of it is of and I am here for it and if I need to be checked check me but a woman sent me a message the other day that just burned my biscuits so help me God my areolas lit on fire she said I jeff look so much more handsome if he is mustache connected or if he trimmed his beard Where do I even start here one no two no three absolutely not do not send me a message about what you think my spouse should do to look better for you Kerry coppee one jeff cannot grow in his mustache it's a personal problem he's very sensitive about it okay he is a must rush Tattoo on his finger on his pointer finger that he got with ten of his buddies because they used to make fun of him so bad that his mustache would not connect to his beard so thank you for bringing up a triggering moment for him thank God he didn't see it he will hear this because he does actually as active not passive partner in my life if he listens to all the episodes so he's going to hear this life but to if he wants a Wolverine Beard let him have it I don't like it when people tell me what Jeff should do to be cuter for them I know he's hot I know a couple of singles eighties want to get your hands and chest hair and let me tell you what you come close the big dog will bite that was that was not a very emanating bark you hear me I will bite get back get back Satan and get back Theresa 'cause that's essentially the name of the bed choose me surge I don't mess I don't ask for a lot I just asked for us to keep things positive touch sarcastic but the day you start messaging me telling me what to do with my Mans also nothing is more annoying than when somebody says like if you're a guy with a beard you should be clean shaven gas what Jeff Apac good clean shaven because he needs a Sun Tan he's too Pale right now if he is a Suntan that faces snatched right now it's just the dark shading and the beard adds a Nice Contour I shouldn't even have to break down what I'm saying right now you should just beyond board and say Gotcha here you sister and then when I messaged her a little Sassy back she got upset I said you don't ever it to be upset you don't we're transitioning into like the fall fashion moment and I got 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"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Now. I allow people to come to me but but I enjoy enjoy like if I don't leave a trip with somebody's email I'm fucking devastated no way where to God wow and then do you keep in touch. Absolutely I have friends that I met on a cruise fifteen years ago that are still sisters. You have got and they're actually now eighty seven years old. That's fucking. I mean I can like Fox without like an older woman. I'm down for aw but I'm not trying to make friends right like atom. You're liking Kabo relaxing feet up. I'm the one by the Pool Bar I'm sorry. Where are you from Wisconsin? Never been there. What's sure address at that's me and I come stay with you Ravi like a sister? That's a beautiful thing though and I don't know what is missing in my life that like what I need in my life overcompensating for maybe the dead Dad I don't know maybe that only have a three years ago so that's not the answer either way. No I know because I lost apparent three years ago to and I'm just I'm like I don't want anyone asked me any fucking questions never and it's so interesting I mean we came in the studio and legit and the first thirty seconds we we both realized we hated the same three people in real life. Not Celebrities people that we actually both know we both hate eat alley so I just feel like this was a longtime incoming. It really was and you never know we talked about this earlier like you just never know because people have been coming up to me like Buchan wildfire being league heather McMahon Gimme shovel guess the whole the whole thing and I was like you know you just never know when you meet people in person but I fucking love Ya okay so you I love you so you're just pivoting from that conversation having a moment of embraced and you're just like so anyways speaking of absolutely no I know because here's a thing I just find you so refreshing rushing vice versa like they're so okay so when you meet people in person because sometimes the alert has gone you see people on instagram like Oh my God. They're so so real. They're so funny. There's the worst and then they fucking suck. I have a question yes. Do you get because you are so real. Do you ever ever get people losing their fucking minds. I believe you said that 'cause I get that and I even think some days I'm Super Tame. I do realize I'm like everyone is so fucking politically correct. It's unreal <hes> yes. I do all the time and I am very very quick to clap back. Good kids say like very aggressively I mean bad or my husband's like please stop. You're so embarrassing. I'll be like Gimme a B.. He gave me an are are like is there a sale at Mervyn's..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Comments By Celebs
"Hi guys Aina and I'm Julie and we're the girls behind comments by celebs and we are so excited to be sitting in the studio with our guest. Today we are joined by the beautiful heather McMahon. Oh my God don't even say that we are so so so I told you we have gotten so many followers. GM's requesting you to come on since forever and here you are. Oh my God here live in flash also sign. Am I supposed to here in these yes no. I don't sorry Oh go now. Okay I was like she's just seeing my reasons. I can't really tell what you're saying. Okay here we are we are so as as I don't know. Let me just educate a little bit in case. Anybody isn't aware I would say that you have one of the best instagram story presences on and I feel like that's a fact yeah. There's a fact very factual we we did research on it. There's a lot of sources yeah. We'll fact we we get censure stories a lot like that. You know it's funny. People ask me. How did you get into you know kind of logging your life and to me? There's just crazy shit. That happens to me literally every day. These are bits. I don't set this up out. My life is just been such an emotional rollercoaster so I just kind of asserted authentically and honestly posting what would happen to me during the day and then it just kind of took off. I love it and we're so here for it. Oh I you know I'm here. I'm I moved out of my mom's house. Thank God I think we're on an upward trajectory so let's hope the momentum keeps pushing me over the hill back down also hazardous announced her farewell toward that sold out like kind of immediately yeah. It was crazy. <hes> you know they say if you build it they will common we're doing. We're going to go out on the road. <hes> I'm taking like elements of my podcast absolute not podcast 'cause my thing is like everyone's really engaged. I talked to people all day. I love to you know really talk to talk to the people who follow me and like see what's going on and <hes> it's kind of a safe space for people to Bitch and Moan about what's going on in their world so we're going to have a lot of audience interaction at the show and it's GONNA stand up. It's going to be a mix of a all sorts of things going to be awesome so excited. Thank you here. We are really so excited for you and his wife sold on all these tickets and then I had a full blown panic attack after they also ducks shit now. Actually it's like you. Weigh your whole life to do this as a comedian and then you're like Oh okay now we had a right to show all right great kind of nervous nervous diarrhea for like a week. It'd be great and if you're just going to go with it D._J.. Cowed congrats..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"You stick your hand out with a firm handshake. I'm five or six mind you. He say hi. I'm Heather McMahon. I'd like to be your friend. You WanNa be mine and to this day my best friend. Ameri is the the one person who gave me a strong handshake back so here's the thing I hear. Are you and if they are being too rough with your hand. That's interesting because I usually only get that. People are too loose with my hand and then when I come in for a firm handshake they say oh wow wow that's a strong handshake and then I want to punch him in the Deck Michelle my producer. What do you think about this? I'm GONNA have to really disagree with Aaron and central Texas here. I think she's to back up a little bit. I mean granted I don't want to I don't want to go too far. I don't know if these are like farmers with rough. Hands sounds like literally priorities central Texas. That's true but I'm kind of like Leinen girl hit him with a big handshake back. Show them who's boss yet. Maybe you gotta go in stronger and then maybe you bring your other so if you're shaking with your right you bring your left and you do that like little crunch yourself. Have you slide in and get your hand and I I just think make eye contact and just be the dominant Gal unfortunately yes. We always have to lean in this situation but don't let them crush you. You put your foot down and if it's way too hard you say hey randy randy calmed down okay. This isn't football yeah but you know what central Texas is probably a lot of cowboys and oh you know what you could also do Erin. You could just look up your hand. Come in highly moisture. Oh that's brilliant so if they go in for triple crush you just slide out you know say ooh sorry just wash my hands thought that great one or also invest in some long pointy acrylics. Yes come through Shit Adam Aaron. I'm so sorry going through that but <unk> out truly my biggest pet peeve is the opposite of that. I hate it was a handshake back okay. Let's go to the next caller. Hey Heather huge fan here. <hes> I know that you recently got engaged in. I'm curious if you <hes> had to have like the big <hes> discussions with Jeff and like one of you more into it than the other person and I'm just curious because I've been with my boyfriend for four and a half years or both twenty nine and I just kind of curious how you made it happen. <hes> that's pretty mushroom question. <hes> I guess just more about the <hes> engagement journey for you. I okay easy answer. It's a Rufi you take a roof. We put it in their drink and you take them straight to a jewelry shop. No okay interesting thing. How do we get into it? Jeff and I have had a very nontraditional life relationship. We've been long distance for almost like truly six out of eight years. I met Jeff and we fell madly in love. I don't know it was weird when we when I knew I just knew like I said before he walks in the bar and I looked right at him and I go. I'm going to marry you and then we fell. We were kind of inseparable after that my thing was I had the pressure from the other side. Everybody got really pissed off when we were together other two and a half years and we weren't engaged and I was like wait a minute I at that point in my life. We were like babies will be mad. I said I gotta go to L._A...
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"The following podcast is a deer media production. Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time I'm your host Heather McMahon Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the pint cats at the absolutely not line podcast whatever you WANNA call it. I don't even have truly words for the person sitting in front of me today. Welcome come Jennifer Love Hewitt away. I'm so thrilled you're here. We have so much to discuss. Thanks for having me. Oh my God thank you for coming. You are truly like an icon and I know you don't take like flattery well but when we met like two or three months ago I was it's just like shook in your presence so the Italian stallion. Let's let's down okay so we nutley claim to fame. Yes truly yeah so we met online and the next thing you know as like adult ladies do we all have new friendships online by and then when I told my didn't tell Jeff we're going to lunch and then I just sent him a photo after no. I didn't tell him I wanted to surprise them because Jeff has just so like for the listeners so you have a little back reference you are jeff's biggest crush of all time and so then we sent him a photo all of us together and he was the responses he called me. Immediately didn't even tell what all I always just like control yourself. Do we really made his week. His month has life. You guys are the cutest couple I can't take it. Oh you and your her husband <unk> so he's the cute in the couple. He's dreamy. He is dreaming on that working together right did <hes> let's talk about that. How is it because here's the thing I you know that little acting that I've done like I could never ver- date and other creative one? Also the men in Hollywood are like four eleven yes except my husband except your husband now. He's a dream and he doesn't wear lifts in his shoes and the other actors either shape ups. I checked check uh-huh yeah no so it was it was complicated at first because I was his boss so that was you know you have to be professionally deal with things lay and then he was really scared of actresses which I totally get be terrifying. We're all wrong. We're on people and I was really unsure of what kind of actor I was going to get because it can be a disaster writers together so anyway it took us a minute and then I really courted him because he was scared of of us working together being an actress since I was like let me prove to this guy that I'm a normal person issue and that is going to be okay and so it worked I mean I kind of quoted Jeff in a weird way. He walked in the bar and I said out loud. I'm GONNA marry him but we did like a mutual friend very casually so he didn't think at the time he was like oh well she data my other friend like you know and I wasn't I knew that I was just better off friends with his other and so it took a couple of months I told somebody when I met Brian for the first I said I'm going to marry him. You just know same thing and she was like sweetheart. Look at him every every gonNA marry him and I was like well that's true but I'm actually going to do it and so we did yeah that worked out. I don't know what that is like. Psychologically what that little voice that it tells you but I just knew and when I look back I actually have a photo of big group photo of Jeff and all of our friends at night that we met and he had like no hair was ghostly Pale almost jaundice like he needed. He looked unwell but I knew in that moment so it's really really been aglow up from there. That's always nice isn't it. Yeah always glow always trying to go up so you found love in a hopeless place which is very exciting said well. You've been working as an actress into your kid. Okay now. You're on my favorite show of all time..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Diet Starts Tomorrow
"That's Jackie does have a boyfriend the thing with the boyfriend is like I feel like the boyfriend is kind of there as like a distraction for her. It's like here will give you this friend. I don't know. I haven't heard a suggestion of that that I maybe I missed that in the politics or something. But like I haven't heard that suggestion. But like, maybe it seems like it's more like he's this like she's clearly her developments clearly rested at like eight that's number one. Like if you watch your stories, they're like so weird. I know her in scream I don't follow her before. And to what were you told me? There was a second piece of evidence. And you wanna talk about our Instagram. The Heather McMahon thing was was I forgetting like all of my piece of evidence now, but there's Instagram is really weird. She puts up like these really weird videos of her like doing. Fashion shows and like as are my butterfly shoes holiday. I've sent that to you. I don't remember that. But it's like so bizarre. And like, I honestly she is like I think she speaks cly being kind of forced to like take drugs shows wanna take. And apparently she's like so now that I'm like deep into hearing all this. Now, I'm going back and looking at the evidence from like a while ago. And apparently, she like they've been trying been kind of forcing her to do this and making her do all these tours and performed for like two years right now that is that true that she's going to take care of her dad's house. No, she's in a mental facility. I think he's sick. That's true. But I think that it also like it's that's they're just using that as the thing. I mean, clearly, she's not writing this caption. Yes, exactly, the she's not writing her captions like she's I remember these butterflies, and these are my what? Ever. And then she like spins around. Yeah. The weird spinning is like so strange. Okay. She reminds me of. She she reminds me of someone who's literally got their development or us. No. She reminds me of and I'm not trying to make light of situation if you ever seen just. It just yet. I don't remember when. Farris. Please looks like and she goes. Got a can't I feel bad? But she's just like sort of looks at everything. So like my God like with just like a complete like doughy. I'd yet it's kind of like that. But I think there's like a little bit within the ad like sadness, I too I think she wants out. She obviously, I think she wants to perform. But she doesn't like I think the end of the day. She would just wanna go back to Louisiana wouldn't be live with her sister and her and her sons and take care of them listers kids. Yeah. Like make sense. That's what should happen. Like, it's kind of messed up that she's very clearly being forced to do this out or no potsy photos of her. She live house exact she's not really allowed to leave her house. The piece of evidence Heatherwick man pointed this out so again Valia Heather man was like rewatching old watch. What happens live clips, and she found one of salia basically talking about this one time Britney came to her house for lunch and she like. Apparently like revealed accidentally the fact on wash what happens live that she had this whole advanced team coming like sweep her house, and like talk to her to make sure there were no like things around and things like maybe drugs or anything that she could like I don't know send help like write notes says I'm like, yeah. I don't I don't know that. But that this advanced team came in like had her swat team like extremely, yeah. Like feels like weird like the the CIA in like the sixties. Yes. It's like a little weird shit in advance team. Go to Iggy azalea house..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"I just want to say, I think undercover boss. I don't know who the boss of accident. He was the you should go undercover. And then you see for yourself. I love undercover boss. I love it. I'm motivated to become successful and have extracting business with different employees. Just so that can go undercover boss and pay off their debts. Cloudy. A Heather said her sixty dollars. Fuck where did that bitch get address for sixty dollars? How do you know that it's she said on her Heather McMahon is coming to fuck Heather McMahon's coming on the Tamar to recap our night together and her agent and her agent and Jackie's just going to try and get awarded. Yes, I've been tired. I could one day off tomorrow. I don't think any women honestly that might be a good. I think you've got mental Health Day. No, I have shit to do to the courthouse. Go into the. Gooding? Read to harmonize yet. Yeah. Okay. Yet TVD. I'm actually, but I need a courthouse. Look, I'm not I'm not prepared. What was the story? We just reported. Jennifer Lawrence is go into the chat lead. She's go again. Aid. Did it next story Arianna grandma is not attending the Grammys after after disagreements with the producers, she's not attending. She's not performing both ding to a disagreement with Grammy producers over which song. She would perform Arianna GRANDE who has been featured on billboards promoting the show all of our LA, not only wealthy performing at February tenth show. She will not even be attending. According to sources close to the situation and the entire details. Variety that grimy felt quote insulted after producers initially refused her refused to allow her to perform seven rings the latest single from her forthcoming album. A compromise was reached where seven rings would be a part of a medley but grenade pulled out after producers insisted that the second song be of their choosing. Fuck you guys. What do you know? I don't know. I think about like, okay. If this was the billboard or American or one of the thousand of their fake shows as an opportunity to promote your new single great. But like she had over marketable year, she's nominated for a sweetener like it's only appropriate that you perform. Warm something from sweetener know whenever people perform they perform their newest song at every other award show. But not the Grammy's. Yes, the Grammys then the Grammy's he's also like fusions could have been seven rings with. I don't know Julie Andrews singing, my favorite ings. It's just so incredibly odd to me that Arianna Guerande will be going to something because for her. This has been the year of getting out of bed and going places when I just wish she would relax and take an app because she's so busy. So actually like as much as I will miss her. I'm actually happy she's going to take the night off. I agree. And you know, she's not performing seven rings than ever ah fuck themselves and they're wrong. They're dead wrong. That is the greatest ever the more. I listen to it. I'm making a call. It's better than thank you next in eights ethic, and it would have been so good any and the Grammies just didn't take a chance on an unknown seen. Appreciate that. Well, now now that these reports are coming out. It's also being reported that Taylor swift declined the invitation to come no bed. Feelings blood blood chose whip reference. She's just not going to go because it is the BAFTA awards, and she's going to support her boyfriend the actor Joe Alwin as he's nominated for the favorite, which is maybe I've heard a lot about but haven't and have no interest in is favorite not at all. And I feel like yes, she's definitely like wanting to support a wife, but she's probably salty that she didn't get nominated for the year. Yeah. She doesn't each up whatever it doesn't matter because it's the night a PC mouse groups, I know she's gonna win. I just have a feeling in my even though lady Gaga that leak that I didn't think it was real. But a lot of people do said that someone else went up of the year..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on Girls Gotta Eat
"She killed me day. She's singing juicy her Instagram. Britney follower. Of course, saying the Christmas Carol in filter and couldn't hit the notes in the filter. It was so insane. Just here's the thing with Britney my weekend at Bernie's in Vegas. It's like, I think my Anthony put best my Cindy winter ago Sears show. And then I said, how's it going? And she goes, I swear to you. She's chewing gum while. Singing. Course she is crashing sex tape chewing gum, the whole time. But you know, what here's my thing that Brittany. I love her because it's like she is a gay icon in the sense that like she. I mean, she two thousand seven Britain is I in so many ways, and it was just so I mean, those were the times, but look she's still she's doing something, and she's dancing, and she looks great. And she seems happy. She's in her kids have been thirteen forever. So let her letter, and I just wanna I said this earlier before we start recording. But we had Heather McMahon on the show. She's a hilarious comedian actress, but she does Brittany nine one one and. She someone wrote to her and they put it perfectly. They're like, she is she's been pushed into this by the people that make money off of her and she just wants to live in split-level house with an above ground pool. And be a cheerleading, and I was like, oh, she is. So like above ground pool in the suburbs. Cheerleading coach like that. Is her vibe to me? I think she loves to be a mom. He wants to walk your WalMart. Doc in ten thousand. Thanks. She's probably great mom. But like, I think she's like I don't want to live this life. Like, I just wanna live in two thousand seven she still dresses like it. She totally stopped like fashioning in Oso seven probably same haircut since then to this tension iconic. I think with Britney, I think look she's likable. She's not hurting anybody exactly what we're getting into concert is very different than regular. You know, what I mean, your feelings on are very interesting..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"I mean squarespace for like a bunch of. I'm always making websites. I come up with me in the middle of the night. We can't trust website. Right. And I'm working on it. I made my website with them. And then, you know, and then I realized why I don't know. I have a website to me. But I like felt like I needed one. I'm with business yet. They need a website. And then when someone asks you, why do you have a website, you really can't? But it's all for later. Had there for something. And a person is like what's her deal? You send the website you need a website everyone. Everyone needs. Lipson? I don't know if I kept my domain, but I think I need to go. Daddy, use toasts. I will use code toast, again, my website back and running. And then I'm just going to have an entire the front page is going to be yelp review of the road in here. Just Heather McMahon dot com. Go straight redirect to the yelp review review. Here's the thing to and tell me if I'm like, if I did the right thing, I posted the photos of the stains yet, I tag them in it. And I'm really I have worked in 'cause we're service. You have to realize I've worked in so many restaurants. My entire family were for the airlines like I understand hospitality. That is why I have zero tolerance for the Phil. You did the right thing. It's not like you've got there, and it was Janke. And so you tag them for being Janke like you give them so many chances and that was the last straw. And at the very ready on restaurant. That was not every day. You got to stay in a hotel room that has a restaurant teaches. I don't know what you're complaining. Craziest part and the rest was so funny. We're being so funny honestly moments like that like when you're at your lowest are the best creative. Really really really really test your relationship, and if you can get together, you can really get through anything. I see someone at their absolute worst. I Jeff lived at me this morning. And he said he was like, I'm so sorry. Like, he was we could've moved to a different hotel at any moment. So stubborn, but he was so stubborn. He's a talion from New York. He was like, no I'm going to let them know about it. Like, why don't we let them know from the comfort of the Ritz Carlton tonight know, exciting and. Shows to where like if he needs to bitch about something like we can never sent him to the front desk because he liked passive aggressively mumbling under. I'm like make contact with the person. Hi, ma'am. I know it's not your fault. You didn't personally stain my sheets. We have a conversation about how to rectify the situation. So fun accepts me. And Ben like, let me talk, but really bends much better. I'm like, yeah. That's fine. Fucking bitch like know miss if we could actually just coordinate some other plan now, I'm just like that. Let me take. And I'm just Just like. like the worst deal yet. I'm so like Dennis like, I got this. Right. And then you mumble under your breath. It's like his passive aggressiveness is just like to another level. I'm like, you're not helping me by till like literally saying as you walk off like Our hope. this. And then the fire alarm, and then I'm like dead. And then the like we had chicken the footage on. Oh sorry for your child's. Well, we're glad you're here. And we're gonna on here here. I just got a dermatologist until Sierra Monday. Well, Heather is here. And we are here to deliver the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite editor morning toast. And there's some rather till leading stories to rather than leading..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"Called save friends. Twenty nine thousand nine friends officially leaving Netflix on January first this is unfair unacceptable, downright inhumane. Senator the petition hold Knicks accountable. Hashtag Justice for friends. Okay. I just want to say if you had if this happened last week, I would have said you're shit out of luck. But something happened to me at the end of last week that made me renew my faith in petitions because years back I was starting in signing petitions to bring back when if I. What have my favorite shows of all time that only had one season had a star study roster. It was the most underrated show of all time. And last week. It was announced that CW is bringing back. I can't believe it. And it's like that show from obscurity, there was really no demand to bring it back. No sides from you. Besides her me. And I feel like just like Heather McMahon did when she came on the show when she was talking about the most random show designing women because it was like a reality show like older women like designing in Atlanta. She was like it really pioneered something something I would love for it to come back. Not one day later reboot of designing women. It was so crazy manifest destiny. I agree. Ask believe received. So I'm just saying you're petition isn't nothing. Nobody's like the players. Here are just so big like, it's Netflix and Warner Brothers and Rachel, but this isn't even a big ask asking to bring back a show. Right. That was bare Jit budget with with high. A list actors, and it wasn't watched star Kristin channel the other Leslie bid you love her. I love her a leash bitch long legs. Elizabeth log legs. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, here's the thing. Well, now thing here's the thing. The thing is that on the change or petition you can leave comments like reasons why you're passionate about this cause and people are saying like how friends impacts their lives, and it's so funny because they'd be like people who love friends and watch it all the time really watch it the same way. Like, I watch friends as more of a background with what I'm doing work on my computer, and I'm sending you without days times in emails like I'm friends is on in the background feel. Everyone says my dog loves it. I leave it on for my job. I told you field likes friends. It's very calming force. I fall asleep to it. It's like when I when I'm home alone or I'm in a hotel, and I'm alone. And I'm like afraid to be in the dark. I put friends on and just all sleep to it. And like eventually turns off we all watch it the same way, you know. Yeah. So guys, please go to my Instagram Lincoln bio, honestly, I'm only doing it. Because I ended like buzzfeed's gonna write up their friends is gonna take an often like they're gonna use my petition..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"Good morning, millennial leno's. We are back. It's been so many years. It's been so long since I sat here with, you know, right? Like I was gone Friday and Thursday, so it's been Wednesday to Wednesday. Wow. A whole week, but we obviously filled the void with premium content premium guests we had. We had Heather McMahon. We had a Livia ashtray. How was McMahon? Heather? McMahon was amazing. She because she just cracks me up like even just being herself before she even is being funny, she makes it a breeze. Then we had a live Yahoo. Funny enough was our hardest gusts mail down, like trying to get her on the show has proven to be rather difficult. I mean, the life of troubling marketer is never stops its trials and tribulations, and now we're trying to plan her bachelorette party. And you have you been talking to? Yes, having a hard time. She thought it's like I'm pushing my personal agenda. 'cause I really wanna go to Austin, but she's been so many times and she doesn't want to go. I think you're like, I don't think it's the vibe. I think it is. And if we're gonna go to Austin, we should just move to a different weaken and go to Nashville. And it will be said that too, because it's the same. But I've never been to Austin, so I actually going Austin in two weeks. So for what for wedding, I've really wanna go to Austin, but it looks like it's not going to happen should just to show there. And then at UT go go horns. They won this weekend at the Cotton Bowl. I only know that because of Rachel, Lindsay, she's keeping me informed. I did a swipe up for my boots. Thank you make so much money. No, I didn't make me, but Rachel. Lindsay. Welcome. Okay. And you know who makes booths, I'll give you DSW. That's a store that sells them. Okay. We don't look at the bottom. I will give you five guesses and I bet you I could give you a million guesses and you wouldn't guess it. Okay, candies, close mango. No. I'll give you another clue. It's the celebrity has a brand, Jessica Simpson. Nope. Jaylo Nope. What more Kristin Cavallari? Nope. For flat. These are the Fergal issues. Boots. I didn't even know she had it. She. That's why I fucked. So Harvard, yes. W these days who to known and is like the khloe boots that litter cost seven million dollars. Please just get them sweaty. Thanks, Chloe. I'm good. DSW fifty nine dollars like I'm still here for fifty nine for fifty DSW like I'm there ninety Lassiter also they do a lot of. Market out here thirsting for some business. I wonder if they do podcast marketing. Yeah, where to find those deals aren't coming through like they used to Email in bio. I just, yeah, I'm so happy to be here. I know it's been so it's been so difficult, you know as it? Yeah, coalescing is hard by coasting with the new hosts. Yeah, and I used to like have photo that I never got to do it, and now I don't have fumble anymore. How was the snitch on the toast? Snitch on the was easy if we had lots to cover, and we did just that. I feel like it was a very specific episode like we really talked in circles a lot like we spoke for like thirty minutes about Riverdale conversation. We had had on the plane the day before. So we were acting like we did it and we're acting yet. And the number one album like we were just talking like like sisters. Yeah, right. So I couldn't tell the people would like that or not. I think that's what makes that's the magic of the show of got man. Genetic in me, got the magic to bed plots. Instagram singing, five seconds of summer. I did some because someone was kind of to record the whole thing and put it in the toaster choosing. It's hard for him. I was thinking like June, it's hard for him to go from like the toast. Of Broadway to just like an actor. Do you know what I mean? No, because I think if he wanted to continue to be the toast Broadway, he could be, you know, I think he was over at the time and now it's just like now what I feel like he definitely misses. No, the bars definitely high yet..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"She's probably watching like freaking breaking and tweaking and tweaking and juuling with for all the stress jewels. Could you imagine being on a show that is so so popular like changes the landscape really speaks to the culture of the time and like not wanting to be associated with it anymore and like not wanting to talk about it in interviews like if you had been on one tree hill, and then you're like ashamed, like, how could you how dare people get too big for their britches? I will never be too big for Atlanta, Georgia. Those are my roots. I will never be too big for the university of Mississippi. I'm waiting for them to ask me to do the commencement speech. They haven't you. That is such a good like goal in life. Thank you to be like the notable alum from your university, and they actually called me the alumnae department called me two days ago and they were like looking for donation, and I said, brianna, if. You're watching. I talked to on the phone and I was like Brown, and let me tell you something right now. Like I am not in the position right now to give you money, but when I do it will be such a large donation that you name the food hall. After me, I don't want that. The ability to be named after me, I want the place where people come together and eat snacks to be named after me. The student union, the Heather McMahon, Khawla snacks, university of Mississippi has a nice ring to it doesn't the blind side. Of course. He did. Of course, I did. Did you appreciate the portrayal? Absolutely. And I know the to ease so yes, Collins is. I think she's my year and she was a Katie and I was a delta gamma. So we were like the cheerleading the lily Collins? Yes. Oh my God. How was she? She was the loveliest night. I didn't know Mike Golic personally, but everybody knew on campus. Lovely, lovely family. I thought it was amazing movie. And did the little boy s j rarely get to run onto the field. I don't remember because he was drunk and I never made into a game. Oh my God. I did make it joy game, but like in the south, like we do tail with other level, right. Not like like I'd never wear a t. shirt to a game. I would be in full mosquito. Outfit with pearls and like a full thing. Totally. So it's more about like ambiance, unlike commodity and like drinking bourbon and eating Ponente cheese. It's not about like Michael oher yet, but love him. Like at the time when it was happening like before it was a movie. Did you know of the story of Michael award? Was he a big get for the school? He was just like they do for the school. But again, like I don't even know really like how football is scored and I'm like, I don't know. It scored at all. So I just like, you know, I'm like, oh, a great. Yes. Well, wow, what an interesting factoid him. God, I, I'm sure everybody at ole miss is going to be mad that I said that that I don't know about sports, but honestly, like don't know about four new and it's like, you know a lot about the things that you know about it and you can't. You can't do everything unless you're Elon Musk, thank you. You know, like you're like, is beyond your years. You really are like, I get a really good positive energy from you. And I just feel like you're on another wave length. Thank you. I feel the same way about you. I feel like I say these like 'isms that like are very old light, old soul hundred percent. I honestly and truly like an eighty four year old Jewish lady like in this body me too with our with our cigarettes and our glasses cabs sitting somewhere in queens, just talking shit. That would be so, and I would make a funny show what's so crazy, and I'm still shocked by this is when you came on the show last time and we were talking about like.
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"And be his sold out. But there's a couple of j. left Friday is not nailed down yet, but it's almost and I just wanna get you guys excited but don't get your hopes up because you know things change. Hopefully, Heather McMahon will finally be on the toes of the foam about that too. But I do on your week away. I have one day they little and she did say that she's going to be in New York that week. Hopefully I'll be able to get her also. Fantastic. So it's good because you know the pros and cons con's. You're not going to be here, but pros we are more than making up for it yet with very fun coho. No, and that's what we end today. We have a guest Dominic pin from wags will be coming on a little bit later. So if you have any questions, obviously, make sure to drop them on our latest. Instagram tweeted us by the way we need the wags t like I feel like they give us nothing in the off season, and she is here to just give us everything and I'm very offseason stubble on double entendre. Anyways, we have jam packed show for you today. We hit his dear toasters because we know you guys need our advice and we have been remiss in our dear toaster duty. If you're new by the way we've been getting so many like new people, I keep getting tweet it out like, oh, man, I just discovered the morning shows. I don't know how you just discovered it because they literally don't talking about it and neither Jew, but like, welcome we have a lot of newbies. And so for those who don't dare toasters is our weekly, what we try to do it weekly, but we always forget it. Advice segments emailed to your toasters gmail.com. We will answer some of your most troubling questions, and I just wanna say to them last night and y'all boring as hell. Like I want more. I want more interesting ones I to dig deep to find some semi interesting ones is always about just like work or like boyfriends, and that makes me happy to know that you guys are doing okay, like that's true. Aren't that big? And I just won't good things for the toaster. So I would. I would love to live in a world where we have no dear toasters. Yeah, everyone's happy, but at the same time, hit us with a couple more interesting vice, I'd like, but I dug through the weeds. I got some good ones and we'll be doing that a little bit later on, but not before we deliver the fest, five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toasts. We have a very well rounded group stories for you today. We're not gonna talk about how Meghan Markle turned thirty seven even though she did by the way she's older than Kate and William or no or around the like right that, but I didn't fact check it. Yeah. So interesting. What else I wanted. In fact checking, we'll get into this. The age difference between Courtney with between Scott and Sophia versus Courtney Eunice, because I think it's actually the same. We need to dive deep into our second story. Okay. She's a year older than Prince, William. Oh my God, Margaret effective for us the fact checker. So when they go around the table at thanksgiving, like in birth order? Yeah, she goes, I say, what she's thankful for that really is so bizarre. I don't know if there will ever come time. We're all stop talking about Meghan. Markle. Do you don't even know? I hope not. I think this is the way people were with Princess. Diana, like Kate, I couldn't stop talking about it when it was happening. I haven't spoken about her in a while because she's just like normal and like, let's your life like I will never stop talking about my in Markle..
"heather mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast
"The weird is in their house, so we're, they went holograms is sometimes even though I don't like them at with you sometimes or better performances than some of the pop Popstars out there just lip sync anyway or like robots on stage. That's true. So I'm like, actually, it kind of is a hologram either way. You mean like Britney, did you see Andy as the victim? I did. Okay, good. Because you did it. You didn't ask like the first thing people now letting me like, I can't believe Andy was, and she didn't know his name. It was an Jamie Lynn called her out yet. I texted him in the morning and I was like, I think I need to quit my job. Because I literally can't unseat. You crawling right round with Britney, whipping ASO. So as an employee, yes. Was that like for you? It was terrifying and exhilarating all at once. I mean, the thing that I knew it was happening for weeks. You did, but he didn't know. No, he knew something was going to happen. Maybe no food a coincidence or not know the phantasm coincidence that would be they know where you're, I mean most of the time. It's not anybody famous. So like I don't know how that works. Maybe they just grab someone in the same seat, but he knew because they needed to know where he was sitting. He didn't know what to do on stage. If you can tell like he's holding his arms up and they're just like whispering shit in his his ear, like all the time. I mean, it was exciting. It was really cool to see, but the fact that she didn't know his name and she was like, oh, I think you know him give it up for him. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And I've been saying to him, constantly it up for him like, hey view. When a goal singing happy birthday. Happy birthday. On me, guy was exact giving up for. I, I died. I thought it was the greatest thing and truth is him not being able to say like, oh, Andy Cohen. Got more press anyway. So it ended up being like huge, Joe, wait all in. Absolutely. We all love that he took it amazingly well and like, that's what's so great about him that he would take that amazing. He, let's like pop culture moment, like Tony wants to be in it, and I'm sure she knew like ensure thousands of people had said Andy, Cohen's coming onstage, put she's running like a huge shoot show. She's kind of a robot. She's kind of a robot. Yeah, watched Heather McMahon's insist stories. There's not. There's something going on there and there's also nothing going. There's been a lot and nothing going on for quite some time. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's a cottage break. Like ever ended. I just started to look more Len like this. They just pulled the strings tighter. Yeah, she's just like, yeah, totally. So yes, I agree with that being a hologram, my and I don't. I just don't understand why she can't retire league. Wound, her people let her sub working. She clearly doesn't enjoy it that much like she. It seems like I've heard weird things about her dad, like her, dad controls all of her ever since that psychotic break. Like he controls all over finances and it's really, I don't know how much of it is true, but I've just heard there's a lot of like controlling factors, and she's just a literally a cash machine write like just keep performing. People will pay three hundred bucks to go see her literally lip synch and it's like easy money. That's crazy said I won't. And it's sad because I feel like it's like ruining her legacy a little bit because she was such an icon and now it's like, so she now she's performing at Radio City, which is procedures and my favorite venue, but it's also not the biggest thing you should be performing, right? And everyone thinks she's a robot like everybody thinks she's, we're all talking about it. They don't want to hurt like. I'm not even worried this is ever going to get back her because it's someone told her, like, oh, the Morning Post thinks robot should be like, okay, yes, I am. That's my version of her. Speaking of performances I was telling you, I saw Amy Schumer last night. Yes, that's here. Seventeen. And it was amazing, but I heard that Bridget ever was opening for her. I'm a big fan of Bridget's just from watch what happens..