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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

02:55 min | 1 d ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"The time that you're on angel dust you don't really think about the rules. I'm sure there's a couple bodybuilders out there on full full dust and that's something you got to look out for and made the bigger conversation is maybe we need to look into you know the GM community and see if people are how everyone's doing their their on the dust watch out good job for the whole foods employees just letting them have it but I do think that in that moment he was trying to sort of. Be like rational with him. He's like faulk. You'RE GONNA. Be breathing out of a tube raw still giving him the facts you know and it was talking heartstrings a little bit. But that's great. Also you're in fucking Connecticut I mean you guys were like New York Connecticut New Jersey all that was at the epicenter just wear the fucking mass. That's why Florida's in this fucking shit show because every went down to Florida and thought they. Didn't have to wear a fucking mask where protect yourself even if you're like, I, don't think this is real where the fuck and masks to protect other people or yourself. This is a horrible thing to equate it to. It's like believing in God look I'd rather believe in Jesus and when he shows up, I'm like good Wego g I'm good the not believing in Jesus and then when he comes back, he's like Yay go into hell. I'd rather be like on the train and like covered in the blood of Christ then when the train shows up and not getting on, you know what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Covered in the blood of Christ. Where mask and don't be an asshole wow these were good voicemails. Love to you. Love to Connecticut love to everybody out there trying to survive the MOMS out there trying to figure out do go fucking back to school shopping. Would we do? I had a lot of college students calling voicemails because they don't know their college admins have fucking told him what to do. So everybody is in limbo and what we need to do is believe in the Lord. And Lied Candle and ask for forgiveness, and maybe you know what? Sheryl go pick up your kids from the ground cause school we're not. We haven't even started yet. You know at least pick them up now y'all are the best I love each and every one of you. Thank you for calling into the hotline an always call in Leno US good. I want to hear you're absolutely nuts the number is eight, hundred, two, one, three, seven, five, zero, three, y'all the frigging Bass. I'll catch next week on the abson white. Absolute Amazon Linda Mine Got I. Want to do a jingle. Babies Love and light. Time. CIA. Things so much for listening to today's episode. Don't forget to subscribe rates Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather Kay. McMahon see you guys soon. troll..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

06:04 min | 2 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"Know leave that this? I feel like we're watching a movie. We are only now. We're all in it. Yeah this is a simulation of signed thing crash in Brazil like a week ago. Really there is fucking footage in late. The hills of Brazil and the government showed up real quick and then when people were posting the videos of the ufo crashing. They were taken down by the government. I'm sure they were guess who we trust one. You got it now. We'll say at the top of this to get a little crazy the conspiracy theories and I wanna say I love you of an open expressive mind. I love that you were always open to hear anything new but I. I am glad that we've toned it down a bit because I think we were all freaking ourselves out for a little bit. You know what I mean. Stay woke but also stay grounded doing him saying I put God first. I y-you get a little nut and I know who's really the email chain from the other neighbors. Yeah Her Linda. Linda kept sending you all this crazy fuck videos. I would be up until five. Am Just pooping my pants and fear. I know an ISO- thinks she was crazy but some of the videos is starting to get a mom that one lady that you followed Lois. Who's doing prophecies in the back of her Toyota Camry and she's like barked under a willow tree somewhere in Jersey. I don't trust it. Yeah that's guess what God did. Say the bill a lot of false prophets. Well he's right. Guard your heart and your mind right and we need to love. Well you need to love God. First he gave US Ten Commandments. Not Ten suggestions we go now. Listen how the we need to love each other. It doesn't matter who you love. We need to love each other. I agree and we don't need to judge anybody Amen. So I'm sermon on the Mount Right here in Atlanta Georgia Robin McMahon. God told me a long time ago. He said but I don't need any help. Judge anyone he said. I got everything under control. Judge daughter just keep more in line? I I love you I love you too. I'm actually had a good time in quarantine with you but we've got somebody come to do a little construction work at the house tomorrow. Ca Stop is going to be up at seven. Am Love it lower screaming. She's GonNa be raising hell. It just going crazy. You never seen Robin until well. He's a guy in a bulldozer. You know interior design is my passion. I love this stuff. Yeah Yeah it's going to be perfect. Have you have to trust me? I haven't let you down yet. Trust and believe that's right sweetie and on that that's on God. That's right period. What do you want to call this episode? I don't know? Let me think about it in Greece could be. That could be you better at that than I know. You're not really with the branding now. Not Go with the slogans. The the one liners when you try. And re- name your appeases. You like have there. I think that's what's called tears from heaven. I'm Michael Toscano by fucking tears from that. Suppressing I know. I'm sorry I'm funny heather. I knew that's the way you back on the pockets. People who've been requesting you know what I want to get on your instagram. I miss your friends. Okay mom you can get on. I do but I can't get on until I get my hair done because I'll scare the crap out of well. That's like yeah. I'm not going to need a beautician. I'm gonNA need a magician. Isn't that the truth? That's the way I feel really. Yeah just feel even like I just feel like it's still falling apart right. You know what it is. We NEED AL lashes. I know by need lashes. Well we can't do that right now. Mom when a safe you can lash up in the meantime little Mascara a little rouge. Yeah line run. Dan and you'll be good to go here. Remember when you were probably in the grade and we will go into the Club for dinner and I. I was out working yard and I said I'm going to jump in the shower and put on a dress and you looked at me straight in my face in you said mom. Don't forget the makeup and I said do I need makeup. She said you need a lot of makeup. And that's your joke. No it was true. That's what you told me. I was given a right back at Ya. Bitch Mommy I love you. I'm GonNa let you go because you gotta get up early because you're going to be screaming and shouting and yelling at a people in the backyard and shit from a distance social distance. In the meantime ladies and gentlemen as always like click subscribe. Thank you for tuning into the Pike Gas. I'm only Robin. Get Out of here. She ends abuse leaper Diva Sleep. She's an icon follow on Instagram at the read contemporary. We're going to be getting her. Our website loaded up with Oliver. Incredible paintings and those will be for sale soon. And she's a real deal. She kept over art private within the Atlanta community. And I said Robin let's busted out wide open bitch bus wide open love and light. Rodney need you. Want to say to all the FANS EVERYBODY. I love. Y'All say Chris each and every one of you every single day so bigger to each other put God first and everything will work the way it's supposed to and that's on God and Ladies Dumb and thank you for tuning the absolute podcast love. You mean it. Hey we're GONNA get back to the voice of next week. I just WanNa Bring Robin in little intermission. So we can giggle and have some joy and who knew. She was sleeping with the Greek name and had jump out of a window. That's my mother. Y'All have a good one seeing next week on the absolutely I guess what the next week if I get on. I'll tell them what happened in Acapulco. Oh Jesus Day this Daca pogos stories for another year love. You mean it next time on the absolutely not bigest. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode to forget to Subscribe Raisin Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon. See You guys soon operate troll?.

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

02:47 min | 2 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"We stay focused on this. We're gotta stay woke because something's not adding up and I'll tell you right now. I'm not here for it. Your friends are telling they sat you down. You know in your parents would like sit you down in the living room. Mars was like the back porch. If Dow was like step outside. If you just step outside you fuck fuck. He knows everything. I'm about to be in so much trouble. You step outside. You're fucked your friends. Put you in the hot tub. Not For giggles. Not For fun not to have a little laugh. They brought you in a hot boiling tub of water. So your skin within so you can think about what you've done. I don't even know how I can continue to do my job as a pond. Caster when I know you may be an accessory to a crime. I want this guy's information I want his. I need you to call me back gimmes Info so I can do a straight interview. This is asinine. What fucks go on girls? I love you. Thank you for calling me from a hot tub. That just made me giggle. So fucking hard. This shit's crazy. Y'All are crazy. We're all crazy but we're GONNA get through it. We're getting there. I fucking adore each. And everyone of you. Thanks for letting me ran giggle. I will just anybody could call me. If y'all Wanna go onto the absolutely not line and we'll get these next week. I'm going to bomb on next week. We're GONNA have so much more information from her. Just trust me. I just needed a break today but I would love to hear your theories on what's happening because you know Roberts a little bit of a conspiracy theorist so I would love if any all wanna call in and comment on the absolutely not line and we'll get robbins. Take on the next week of what she thinks going on. What you guys think is going on play by play. Just somebody's someone with the Fuss GonNa 'cause now one no risk to each all that called in. Thank you for these calls. I'm just giggling. This made my week. You brightened my day. I love each and every one of you. Thank you for letting this be a funny positive and also county plays purchase to Giggle. You know if you're coming here for hard hitting facts news don't because that's not me if you're coming here for like Mita change the world. I'm not I just WANNA bring a little levity and we're all going to giggle and laugh and just put the went on on. Don't now I love you? Keep calling into the absolutely not line again. It's eight hundred. Two one three seven five zero three the absolutely not line. And guess what? I'll see guys next week on the absolutely guests job. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode. Do Forget to subscribe Racism Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon. See you guys soon..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

03:39 min | 3 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"I just you know you can get some mason jars. And then I put a label on it and I feel like a real fucking woman of the world I love it. Yeah well you know what on that note? It's like here's a deal. We're going to get through this. We're asked he pickling pepitas and and live in our best life and I feel grateful that I have you in my life to really have an honest conversation about what's really happening behind closed doors and quarantine for all the other fuckers out there who are just making tectonics. I'm over here taking anti inflammatory medicines because my eggs. Mas reared its ugly head. Yeah and crying in the corner because I've fought with my mom. That's it is what it is. Yeah I totally understand my rose. Asia Flare Up is at a ten all day every day. I mean the quarantine acnes unbelievable. I've got scratches all over from this new fucking puppy. It is what it is. When do you think and I'll league on this? When do you think we're going to get let out you know? I don't know. I think you know. The hypothetical may fifteenth at least for Los Angeles. I don't think that's going to happen. I think it's going to be June. Yeah I do. I think you're right. I mean I'm in the state of Georgia and we're supposed to open up this weekend and you know it's bad when trump was like I actually think camp. That's terrible idea like our governor is a fucking idiot like. I literally decide idiot. I mean that's Dane. That'S INSANE. He really wants to bowling alleys to open up which my theory is how much money. How much steak do you have in the bowling alley game or dead bodies buried in these bowling alleys and you gotta keep laundering money on top of it to keep the dead bodies under the floorboards? You know what I felt. Bowling is not like a Goto hot activity. Secondly bowling requires so much communal balls and finger. Yes and touching and shoes and I don't understand why that would be oppressing reopen. Yeah and I'll tell you I'll sometimes watch the bowling classics on ESPN. And there's never been a top champion from Georgia. So I don't think he's getting a lot of hot pressure from the Bowling Association of the South. There's a lot of questions. And maybe maybe what I take out of quarantine as I should run for something political. Maybe I come back become that big time. Huge Kevin Hart level comedian. And then I come back and I run for governor just going to say I mean that would be sucking an unbelievable for you and in the meantime Jackie. I hope you get a handle on that hair. I can't. I'm going to start wearing wigs. I literally thought two weeks ago. I'm just GonNa Shave my fucking head in college day. There's nothing I can do. This took me two hours. I'm GonNa send you a picture privately of what looks like when it's soaking wet out of the shower you will cry. You will cry. Never seen anything like it has got a great head of hair so maybe we all have kids. It'll there's somebody some sort of balance fucking hope so because we are fucked if they get my hair. Listen we're fucked in general but I love you adore you coming on the absolutely not podcast as always you guys can find Jackie on her famous podcasts. The Bitch Bible where you do another level of bitching you know the next lap. It's it's a lot brace yourself doesn't always land well. Hey guess what my life never does I love. You mean it and we'll see next time on the absolutely not podcast perfection. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode don't forget to subscribe rates. Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon. See you guys soon..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

07:30 min | 5 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"Regardless it's keep going amy. I haven't absolutely yeah. I just had my nails done at this nail place and they had. I Love Lucy on the TV in color. And I've never really lost an absolutely yes to lose to go. I love her. She's absolutely gorgeous episode with John Wayne and I literally thought I was crazy I would funny me estimates be ball. This is so sweet so Q. Amy I love you first of all. We knew this positively. You know the rain. I came in here with these. Like horrifically like just downtrodden attitudes and this is brought me okay. So I grew up on Lucille Ball. I grew up I love Lucy booths could old fashioned like physical. Comedy cartoon cartoons. Excuse me I'm sorry you're gone. Sitcoms are the absolute best. The best also absolutely yesterday with meals. Lawn is playing. I Love Lucy versus the weird Korean playlist. Exxon's you've never heard of okay. That's my pet again. You as an Asian have just like called out your people. But they're Korean. You can't law knocker I just you know what I mean like. I just feel like there's always like a k pop playlist. That's what I mean and I was like what is this shit right. Don't need to hear it. I WanNa like jazz. I WANNA violin. I WanNa harvest or ultimately pots you Nelson as he can't go. Get your nails right now because all the products are from Asia again. I don't know who to call. Do I call the mayor and tell him that you're a problem right now? I don't know what to do. I I read an article that said that one of the things that people are concerned about like. I said before. It's stuff that's being shipped from Asia. We you have to be concerned about a lot of times. Neil salons a lot of that stuff is shipped from over there. Because you're buying in bulk. They're buying bulk like nail cutters and tiles but a lot of these factories and should've have shut down because the people have to stay in their home exactly so if it's already been if it was made a while ago you're probably. I don't know we don't know nothing shipping. That's what I'm saying. Okay you know what? I think that you need to like. Go figure some things out. I'm not going to get the coroner because I'm going to be smart. Are you GONNA be smart about it while I'm GonNa stop hanging out with you number one just getting interesting statistic? Today that said something like X. Amount of people die every day from the flu X. Amount of people answer X. amount like like. I think we're getting to fucking crazy. I think we are getting a little crazy. You making jokes Chinese good. You're just trying to deflect 'cause you're Chinese and feeling insecure about the whole situation. I mean I'm being attacked. You're being attacked by your landlord and by that longer landlord. The Leonard has not attack me yet but hopefully does this peanut. That's right but I think that's what you're doing. I think you're just putting up a wall because you're Chinese wall the Great Wall. And you're just feeling like you're people are under attack a you think you need to push it on other people it's projection one hundred percent projection. I'm GonNa go see me on though you are. I love Mulanje Mulanje Jam. But this is the live action right. Yeah I know a little worried about. Why are you worried about it? Just because it's like I haven't really liked the live actions. You know what I mean. Have you know I never grew up on dizzy? You know I grew up Sally Jesse Rafael Mark Kovic and the Ricki Lake Show. I never saw Cinderella. I as an infant didn't wash after like five I was into the straight soaps the dramas I needed to watch a daytime talk show with you. Know you don't have a favorite Disney movie. I get awesome. Yeah I was actually talking about this with somebody. Last night I always up. Beast was hot when he turned into the Prince. I was so disappointed. You you would like a furry man. I liked the beast. There's something about him. He seemed gentle. Colorado my dad drunk. He was big talk when he when he had the chiseled face. I'm over it. I liked to be my point. Is like the some of the remix. You're like Oh this is knock gut like just do the cartoon cares. Let's see we're running out of original material. Well that's what we ought to bring it to the people that's why we that's why I came up with this. Podcasting APPS do not buy cats original material Shannon to the nail salons. That are out there playing I love Lucy camps and my salon in New York that you know about surrounding salons go to New York with filth. Oh so those are the ones who played the local news and this is not new shades of local. Newscasters with the local news is fucking terrifying. I cannot sit in there after a long day game. I kneel down and listen to the fact there's a sixty five car pileup on you know on the five and that everyone got shot in this. I can't it's too fucking much and that we have to burn our. We have to like boil the water because the sewage is leaking. It's too much. It's too much actually. So my favorite thing is ABC. Seven local news like I don't watch it but they'll trailers after you've watched like prime time television or whatever. Abc Seven so out they have Dallas Raines Dallas raise. Who's like spray tans? To the gods he is the greatest weather you've ever seen your life you need to Google Dallas Raines right now. He is such a vibe his spray Tan so intense it would it would make the Houses of New Jersey cry. Yes they would be so offended by it. No they were just being so jelly they'd be like who do. Yeah it's IT'S. I remember when I was watching the news and they did a story about a doorbell liquor and always the news of the night about how there was a guy who had some weird fetish and he was licking. Everyone's ring cams the doorbell liquor. Never is he's the host of the Corona Vira. So that's why I gotta be careful with my neighbor because we don't know if she's a doorbell looker. That's true you never know what you're going to get. You never know what you're going to get and that's why we need to be rich enough to have our own compound and just say I'll of next door you live. Next door will have a one giant like like two tin cans with a really long chords. We can Chitchat on the vote on the can the can yeah like updated fancy camp of course homemade God right. Thank you for coming in and bitching and complaining. And we're just GONNA get through your. Here's the thing you're not going to get addicted now the landlord on your side. Harlem or you're going to choose to get out of there though but do you think you see. He has a another property. That's actually a really good idea. But we do need a hierarchy investigator. Yeah we will get on it. We are going to have. This is what I need from everyone you know need need your best legal pranks To pull on the neighbor yes because one. I'm a I'm a religious person other litigious person. Hey I do not want to go to court for anything but I'm happy to play a fun prank. You know what I mean. Yeah hit me. How Safe Fun Prank on the neighbor to get her back? That doesn't cause any property damage. That could get me arrested right love that we are on it. I love a good safe family fun. Kid-friendly rank exactly. I know down so me dog pill like a two minute out. We went to family fund friendly Prang well without further ado. We're GonNa let you get off and get out with your day but thank you for tuning to the APPS do not buy cast as always like click subscribe. It's just US hanging out trying to survive. I love and adore each and everyone of you and we'll be back in the studio next week. More guests more fun. More voicemails had beautiful day. And guess what just Wash Your Hands. Take care of yourself. Don't get paranoid but if you got crazy. Neighbor conned the hotline. We want to hear about it. Absolutely not by. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode. Don't forget to subscribe rates and Libra Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon see you guys soon a neutral..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

03:03 min | 5 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"A Wednesday i. Chris Wray always tease me like heather. That is what's going to happen. He's GonNa Mommy. It's not about you anymore. It's about May I'm in the spotlight now. You could never be Kyle on name one of my kids after my dad and then and then I'll so that's wearing a hat. Meet me at the Beverly Center. Oh my God. Y'All I just been on one today. I you know what it's because I'm alive. I'm in Pisces. In this is my moment and I gotta be honest with you. Birthdays of always sucked in my family. We're not a big birthday family. They've always been an after thought. I was so jealous and I talk about this but I was so jealous. The kids who are great birthdays. So you know what? I'm going to get my hopes up but I want to send me like a little card or something. I Dunno Senate to dear media. It's going to let them get bombarded with gifts. I am just hoping that maybe this year I Jeff will surprise me. Here's the deal. He listened to the podcast. I got nothing for my ten year anniversary. I got nothing for Valentine's Day. I got some long stem roses. It lasted three days in a vase. So I'm hoping for my birthday this year. Like maybe he'll surprise me or something. You know what I mean like. I'm putting it out there speaking it into existence and So maybe I'm hoping that like he'll make me birthday This year Again Not GonNa hold my poesie. Noggin like my hopes up. But jeffey view here this I'm ready I'm ready for that gift and I'm ready for you to make me the woman today that I wanna be tomorrow. So that's what I'm saying and if not be at the Beverly Center Honestly Jeff Get in. I really acts and it it. It you know a little role play a little some then but we've never wrestled. Maybe that's what we need to get into. Maybe he and I start training a little Moi tie then we take the fight to the bed gross. I'm sorry on that note. This episode is owner. 'cause I've gotten really weird and creepy with it. Ladies and gentlemen as always you can conde absolutely not line. Eight hundred two one. Three seven five zero three. If you're out there and you got a dead dead or dead mom or dad friend. Hey I'm thinking about you today as always also to my fellow Pisces. Let's fuck and make this month are bitch and just own it unless it'd be nice to your price these friends because at the end of the day there are touch more sensitive than you are love and light. Thank you for calling in Clare. Thanks for rain about MANAHEA BLOG. Because guess what let your be. Your motivators and I'm out. They're going to do the Lord's work and call me when you sold out tour. That's what's up bitch. As always like click subscribe. And you know finger your friends. That's what's up. Have a good one see on the next episode of the absolutely not podcast raw. Thanks so much for listening. Today's episode don't forget to Subscribe Racism Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon see you guys soon Satan..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

07:31 min | 6 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"But I'm engaged it's just like you and my friends from has said to me not once but twice when I'm doing something you know 'cause I enjoy the finer things of life he'll we like. Don't you for wedding coming up my at Les not wait a minute. I am triggered. I am shook if Whoa don't you have a wedding coming up. Okay can I just throw this out there. I know your friend listens to this. He's in love with you. I'm going to go go ahead and tell you he has a crush on you cause any dude that would literally say that shit and try and like bring you down before the big day. It's because he he wants to marry you. I just said it mic drop. He gotTA crush on you. That's what is it. What do you think Graham? I totally off off kilter. You know I think he is a in love with you Be a homosexual a conscious. Rex manorexic yeah also also. Hey Buddy don't comment on my fucking engagement until you got one. Oh sorry sorry. Sorry about it cut people also so your girlfriend aside and say hey girlfriend yeah love Ya ue norm engaged. I don't need your boyfriend putting pressure on me about I wait right. That should be a peer to peer conversation. That you should be able to talk to your girlfriend but also the next time he says it you should turn to him. Oh fuck out I love get in fights you turn image beg. Why are you concerned with my way? Do you want me to sit on your face later. Who Bouncing in my seat so good? It doesn't mean you. Are you concerned too fat to sit on your face later and then the punchline Donovan he didn't even really make sense he's just GonNa cool. You remember that noise on the show home improvement you got. That noise is the noise that he's GonNa make Ooh for best comeback. Yeah my ass is probably to sit on your face. What do you think this guy's name is a like Elijah? He's no he's from from the Amish. I'll just say this this south so I'm guarantees names I miller you know like Miller Miller every double names. Why names Miller will several Miller Julia wedding to prepare for it. And that's you go. Why are you concerned about my weight? Your family too heavy to sit on your face directly and then just put your fingers in a v. I go to ruin everybody's picture. Nobody's done that in a while or because it got not cute really bring it. I think we need to bring it doc. Okay you know we're talking about we're talking about the kind of lingus Blake little situation which is inappropriate. But I think we'd bring back. Yeah I love like a like a fake blowjob and air blow job so funny. Wow Wow weird twelve year old. So here's the deal. I've said you know I said this. At the beginning of the PODCASTS at raise one of my friends France who can really keep it real with me and he'll like slap my hand today. You're not GonNa Cook Jones on third just change chicken salad but I feel I have an absorbent amount of pressure leg trying to get in shape but then I also at the end of the CAL give a fuck no took. I just WanNa feel good about myself because my health has really been an issue but I wanNA feel great my wedding dress but I haven't even had the initial fitting you've just taken taking my measurements. Yeah so I need to see what it looks like on me and then I'll know which way need to go. I have been talking a lot about home. Mike Pretty heavy right now. And everyone's like you so hard on yourself why I and I'm like no assholes gained a lot of weight. My Grandma fucking died last year. Right the thing I was working on got cancelled and I just want you know all those clothes that I like to buy. They don't fit anymore right genes that I own to fit. I want to sit down and not be winded. I WANNA be able to put on the cotton t shirt and not a few like. I'm wearing a girdle. Yes it's called comfort. I mean I wanted to be able to take off my pants and not look like I was attacked by a railroad track. It's not fair. It's not fair. Yeah I nothing pisses me off. More than when you're trying to have an honest eighty conversation about like where you are in your life. It'd I'd be like Heather. Don't say negative things by yourself. I love myself so much that I celebrate myself that I've eaten too much. You're mean I'm like I deserve it. Let's get some crab claws laws and now with the install fit also like I'm going to talk about it because if I just talked about how great I was all the time people think yourself Szeswith yourself like I've been talking to my friend recently. I was like you guys are lucky. I didn't go to fucking Harford. I wouldn't be suffer like you're lucky I don't have a six pack. You grateful that I'm making fun of my fucking six Chins because if all I was talking about was the pack that I had I wouldn't have friends anymore. No I literally said this across the other day I said listen we have such great fucking personalities and I'm so smart I don't give myself enough credit of smart I'm witty. I'm kind of a great face. If I had a perfect fucking body it would be too much coach I would have HIV. I would. I'm sorry I would take up gay. I'd be at that center down but I'm staring at just getting the mad. Ub at you'd have HIV. Anyone with each other. I mean we've all I'd have something syphilis up the bud probably probably because I've got it there you gotta check is doing now. This is how you know I've never had syphilis goo. I'm Dinnie fact check but I just feel like having sex with like professional athletes one hundred percent I would be host a show I would have been at the Super Bowl like the super bowl is on a private jet. Yeah oh honey johnny because I got the APPS in the body for it it's right. You think that those models are there because they're getting paid people. I'm an light you. God gives everybody two things. I've I've said this for a long time. I gotTA GRISANTI integrate face. Okay if you look at really attractive people okay j.lo's beautiful and probably like a good personality personality but she's got to have some sort of flaw. Maybe you've got a weird till we should. Maybe she's dumber than a break and we don't know it you don't even know every time she has back here there you go. We don't know we don't Joe Knelt not everybody has everything. No one is perfect. God gives you two. Maybe three things Max yet Harry styles six nipples there you go. You know what I mean. I'm okay with that accepts for the Sean Amazon. Is there you go and on that Note Ladies and gentlemen I think I think this is a perfect place to end the podcast. Ray Thank you for coming in. I love and Adore you as always guys likes. Click subscribe Senator Your Aunt Linda. WHO's in Rehab? Because you know she we need something to listen to you I love you. I'm GonNa Bring Ray on more often. I'M GOING TO BE IN LA for most of February and March. We're going to have a good time. I'M GONNA kick you haven't heard about now keys. Jesus Kiki Ray I love you. Enjoy it on that we just you know. What Harry's tiles all I want is the Sean and a song and on that Note Ladies Gentlemen have a blessed less day and we're out challenge? Thanks so much for listening to today's episode. Don't forget to Subscribe Racism Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon see you guys soon trey appraise say thank you..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

03:27 min | 7 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"To know why. That's what I just did. Do Pets me living my truth. Be Itch also side note. Jeff you know. I've said at this before but women are superior sex just when it comes to everything. Jeff Scott Cold. He wasn't feeling great detail in Mexico. We're all kind of like back and forth. And he's in New York right now I'm in Atlanta. And he called me and he's like. Oh Heather I took a dayquil and they excedrin migraine tonight. I'm like here's my thing. I always carry. We like a small medicine cabinet with me. But I've got my oil now. I've got the acid reflux medicine. I got the you know the Zana's if you need and he always like Oh. You have so many bills on my Gab. But I actually know how to take the pills. Like I'm only taking what I need to ninety took an Excedrin migraine which has caffeine. And everyone knows that. DAYQUIL which is the betta means is the Tweaker when I said Baby Jab to show them your license he goes. Yeah I said you'RE GONNA call me at five. Am and you're going to be literally doing laps in Times Square. You've walk from our apartment thirty blocks north and you literally be tweaking scratching your skin off by the tk t s booth because because you took too many uppers and that's a wrap. That's on gone. I said did you not even think to ask the pharmacist. Whether that was too much as a why did you take dayquil. It's nine PM at night. He's a notice today. I don't why why should I take the NYQUIL around eleven pm like ours. The Sun's gone down chef. How he is made it on this planet thus far wild wild to me highly intelligent man? But you didn't think to read the ingredients and Excedrin Excedrin and a dayquil fucking wild to me. Arabs Louis. Yes to Mexico absolutely taken time off absolutely not drugs in in Mexico absolutely not to cross couples in Mexico absolutely not to jeff taking drugs in America because he never even read what anythings made of but eam as audacity to make fun on a me and my Lisa Renna bag bills. Get the fuck Outta here. Absolutely frigging not child's play Sir child's frigging play guys. I feel like this year is going to be really great and thank you for letting me kind of break down what I did over the holidays. Thank you for letting me get a couple of things off my chest. We're going to be back next week with interviews and I promise to bring you a lot of great interviews this year. y'All it was hard being on the road. It was really hard to try nail down people and I think again I wanNA stay true to who I am and the people that I care about it there. Is Anybody that you want me to interview. Please let me know tweet at me. Heather Kay McMahon slide in my. DM's on instagram. I yeah definitely want to get people into the studio that you love but hopefully I can really crank out some great interviews but again. I'm not doing vander pumps. I'm not doing Ding dongs. If I like them and I find them interesting interesting I want this to be an honest. Absolutely yes conversation but I wanted to be authentic. I'm not bringing in Julian Huffing and my studio so we can talk about better fucking Tony Robinson Pyramid scheme motivational bullshit. Have y'all seen these videos. Online just watch it Juliana. Derek are trying to do some bullshit. Tony Robbins like motivational dramatic. Swindle people out of their money tell them they're not worth anything. I can't with that woman. Jackie Schimmel a dear your friend of mine. She and I both agree on how much we can't stand Julianne Huff. I'M GONNA get some footage for you. And I maybe I get Juliana on the bike and.

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

06:14 min | 11 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"I don't really like you and I was never like in love. Yeah you know I was like Oh God. I'm tolerating you yeah. I guess yeah but I one hundred percent now. There's nothing it's not going anywhere. Do you find that you're that you've been too much for the men that you're around like I find that like I one and without a doubt yeah well and that's why only as we talked about before only like strong black dudes hit on me yeah because it white guys don't know what to do with Jio Hurley literally. I mean that I say that wholeheartedly. It's a very specific type of white guy that would hit on me. Many will definitely dating one of his buddies as came up and he was like Dude Great. Love Heather love how their jobs. I don't get the same response not that his friends don't love me but he's like my other friends who are white don't trying to hit on you because they don't know what to do with him. Yeah you know yeah but in San fucked up no it doesn't I mean I was an date mostly a lake. The black guys that I've dated are pretty much like soft spoken kind words okay who love anime and it's a problem and I i. I got to fix it and I I don't know what to do but that is I do tend to date regardless of race like a brooding type. Okay Okay and I have to. I got to figure out what the fuck that is because I've dated guys that are out as outgoing and and joyful as I am and I don't want to kill them. Yeah I'm like I don't trust this guy. I don't know what it is. It's like if they're not my opposite energy energy. I'm just like jove is fully opposite energy. He has such a silly sense of humor like we together the Ephron. Oh Yeah Oh you get it. Yeah edit like you get my sense of humor right. I've said it before of set it on stage. I it never goes well but I think that data it feels feels like dating a white guy after dating black guys it's. It almost feels like their day yeah. Oh Yeah I'm so sorry if you're a white guy goes I know that hurts your feelings but the energy and the confidence that black is black women to all my girlfriends friends yeah. It's a level of confidence that I'm like. That's what everybody fucking knee and when you're used to somebody feel when I met Jeb Bush is so secure and who he was and it was like Nah. I'm fucking great yeah what it is. It's like regardless of what it doesn't matter but like if you're confident that's what 'cause white competent guys are ended up. Being some guy named like Chaz you know right. Chaz is confident but he's actually the most insecure as you've ever met in your life in hold himself night and Croat if he was like really confident guy ready just as attractive to me as anybody else you know usually ends up being a dick yeah so we discuss race wars we surely did had we discussed me to raise wars Bohemian Grove. What the fuck else family trauma family drama? I mean but here's do they would do lady comics get together. Get Super Darkens at I mean and to Pisces forget it for I mean. I hope everybody's crying. I hope you're you're all grinding. It's really refreshing though to be able to. Just say whatever it really is. It's really nice. It's so great so Rozema. Tell everybody where they can find you. What you're up to okay so I have these gigs that I would really love for people to show up to and you can go to my website Rosebud Baker Dot Com and get all my invo off there and follow me on twitter and instagram at Rosebud Baker and if you see a little nugget gorgeous little blonde Nicole Kohl Kidman type in a dress hitting that bay hard around the gramercy area? That's my girl rose that's right before I let you go any advice that you have for me going on tour. Oh fucking hydrate make a motherfucker K. hydrate and I know you're going to party party like after the shows a really can't but let's Joan you can if you can help it yeah. Don't try to get to bed regular our okay because I I mean I listen. I always say I'm GonNa do this. Shit on tour and I never fucking do the eating is going to go out the window. It does right what the two things that you can pretty easily control on tour is sleeping and hydrating or Meghan do that yeah yeah and you know pack as little as possible and just like by shit buying should on the road. I'll buy shit and ship it back to my place before he leaves the city so smart it's and then you you get back to your house in your presence right yeah. I love presents yeah I do. I I'm not a good I like giving but I now that like people. Send Me Free Shit all the time yeah. We talked about his earlier whereas we came right arm. Oh wow you've got cool stuff because that's how that's what happens. The only reason I wanna be famous yeah our have even a successful careers capricious. Yes it's great when you start getting you're paying for anything or espresso. Maker is what I'm going to think about when I can't come literally really it's Matt Black Brel like real deal. Oh my God it's gorgeous yet. That's why that I'll never stop this. I don't care how much I sell out. Just Send Me Free Shit Yeah. Even if it's like free staplers ultimately God's same same. I gotta get brand deals on fucking instagram. I got you garage. You get out of here. Thank you for having me Baker Acre. She's so smart. She's so funny. You'll see her in the clubs but follower go see around on tour. I mean truly you're just I think you're just really ahead of your time and just enjoy your energy and your paint downstairs. Neighbors Yummy do are y'all dragging me by by. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode. Don't forget get to subscribe Racism Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather Kay McMahon see you guys soon the trade say neutral.

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

02:21 min | 11 months ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"Lauren type farm farm somewhere fabulous where it's just all full of Frenchies in English in American bulldogs year we'll together. We don't discriminate we love English. Although just as much I mean the I have a hard and fast rule the Thaddeus mccotter so really truly though it specifically brackets Zabala faced Oxford Valley by the pug. I'm going to say I really yeah. That's exactly Jeffersons had a deviated Septum for pretty much fifteen years that we need to have fixed but he's too who afraid to go under so in the meantime. It's going to be made in the ten dogs at him snoring. I mean it just once you now you now. Would you find love you just now now they. I mean they really are C- sweetest sweetest animals on Earth. We absolutely love them and we would good way to end the broadcast. You such a happy positive loving fulfilling note. I feel so happy for you. You'll make sure when you call into the hotline as always you leave your name. I need media your name. I want to be able to connect you one jeff. Thank you for coming on the podcast today. I love you dearly. Thank you for having me. I love you Julie and before we sign off kind to say what we are Penn on state okay great. We are been sadie add to get that in because I'm sure his boys are texting right now. You shut up to the promoter again you guys thanks for tuning in as always remember. Click subscribe share with your friends. I can't wait to see guys out on the road. We're going to be announcing more tour four dates with stay tuned. I promise they're coming. We're going to add a bunch more dates before the year's end and then ask so many days through two thousand twenty so we're GonNa. Just keep this ball rolling. Keep the momentum going. I'd I eventually want to have like an entire cruise ship to still with people who want to sit around and talk about absolutely nuts and badge jeff. I love him with all my heart. Thank you for tuning in. Y'All and remember live. Live your best life. Live your truth and absolutely not see you next week. Thanks so much for you're listening to today's episode. Don't forget to subscribe rates and Lieber Review and as always follow me on instagram at Heather Kay McMahon see you guys soon. I want to say uh-huh..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

01:45 min | 1 year ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Absolutely Not

"The phone rang podcast is a deer media production. Hi I'm Heather McMahon. I'm an actress comedian living at home with my mother. Yes you heard it here first on the absolutely not podcast. If you follow me on Instagram you know I'm an open book and the absolutely not podcast is a safe space for us to honestly keep it real in this day and age where everyone's living their best honey. I'm living my truth and my mom's House on the absolutely not podcast. astle laugh will cry. We'll probably prank phone caller ex-boyfriends because honestly they were the worst the thing that makes our podcast different is I get to hear directly from you. The followers the listeners the engage irs while I may be the host of this. podcast you're the guest every week. I'm going to listen to your phone calls and give my two cents on honestly we'll. We're all doing wrong. In our lives. I will also bring on guests from celebrities Comedians people that truly I just wanted to chat with. This is a fun place for us to be real and just talk a little shit on this podcast. You'll hear me interview a range of people from you know celebrities to other comedians to honestly like the Doorman building because he's a bad ass. I am so excited. Added to hear from each and every one of you you can always pick up the phone and catch us on the absolutely not lying at eight hundred two one three seven five zero three. I'll listen to your voicemails weekly and we will do the most and don't forget to follow me on instagram grandma Heather Kay McMahon for all the behind the scenes action listen at the end of the day if you actually take him my vice that's on you not on me. Don't forget to subscribe rate as an leave a message but of course only it's a nice one. Thanks for listening I absolutely cannot.

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Talking Points

Talking Points

07:15 min | 1 year ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Talking Points

"Now you travel with your mom, you love, traveling with your mom. What are some tips for traveling with a crazy fund? Mom like Robin bring Benadryl because you've got to put him down. Sometimes I sure she didn't tell her when you give her the Benadryl. Absolutely. Not I go into the galley. I say, hey, Claire the flight attendant you, and I both know she's lit right now you need to put this in. We, you know, we just have a system like everybody knows the funny thing is 'cause my mom worked for the airlines as soon as we get on my mom's seventy one like a firecracker. But as soon as we get on a flight didn't matter where we're going just see you. Now, if you need anything I used to work for the airlines like it's just like this thing that she does to let people know unlike she gets better treatment because of that for sure, but it's also funny because she acts like she's an air marshal. Like, Robin could take take someone down easy. She's no BS. Now be world. News more Robbins. We sat on that flight to Italy. And we laughed our asses off just looking at the ding dongs that were coming on that plane in flip flops in. You know, what listen these men who wear these great sweatpants would know when to where it's inappropriate if I'm sitting one hundred seventy talking. Well, listen, everybody likes to look every once in a while. But I need you to wear underwear. Just wear underwear. That's a simple request. So what are some other rules? You know, the general public needs to what? What are your obviously feed up on bulkheads? Yeah. That's absolutely not don't bring weird food on the flight. I get if you have certain dietary restrictions if you're bringing like hot, spicy chicken. If you're bringing a tuna fish sub courteous people around you it's also wild when you see people just put their trash on the ground. It's just common courtesy. It's like we're all sharing this. The that people step onto that tube. That all or do you think people in general are just like people in general, just the worst? But also when I grew up I mean, I'm only thirty two when I grew up, but you know, being with family that worked in the airlines traveling was a luxury, it's not a luxury anymore. It's we can be a luxury, but it's you know, move. It's basically like greyhound in the sky. That's why I won't fly spirit. I won't fly. Frontier. I flew frontier. On my way, back from Vegas. You know, like that that witching hour Vegas. I just got to get on a plane and go so the only fly I could get on was like this frontier as account back to be it was a Red Eye frontier. You're basically on lawn furniture. Literally, you know, I got out of the seat in my ass. Had like the imprint from when you sit on like a wicker chair out by the pool. That's what I had 'cause you were in booty shorts. I was the truth Heather, yeah. I was out there for work. Don't tell my beyond thing. And then when I flew spirit. I saw two women actually get in a physical fight before we were about to take off that it'd be escorted off because they were going down to like the Georgia Florida game and Tallahassee and I was like just killing me out had subway ads in the overhead bins. Did they serve subway on the flight that would be positive wouldn't it? No, they didn't serve subway. But it was like, and I had to learn this hard way. So you buy your ticket for what seventy five bucks. Oh, this jerk cheap. I just need a one way from like Baltimore down to Atlanta. And then you get on. And they're like, oh, you want to bring a tic TAC on the flight. That's fifty dollars. Oh, you brought on a sip. Yeah. You wanna sit that's sixty four dollars. You got a purse. Oh, you got a purse and Berra sunglass adding machines. And then these two women got in a fight and then water wasn't free. And I just said this was not worth it. I was like what was I should've paid the three hundred fifty bucks in flown. A better airlines and just been able to bring my carry on on. My dad always said cheap is expensive. Now, we were just talking there's a lack of women in travel. There's a lack of good travel TV shows pure outed, and especially women in fun travel. So your dream travel show. What would it be? It's called the best life with Heather. And I'm looking for producers right now. So just putting it out there. No, it's just you know, when I was on my trip daily people like I never want this trip to end because it's meeting like honest and real you'd never see women on travel shows, unless they're like, so I'm taking thirty dollars a ministry Chit, you know. No can't you just send me to like Thailand and see me hung over, you know, getting a time massage. And then I ended up with like six new bridesmaids lady who just rubbed me down. But that's the travel show. One of my best reminds me a year ago, and in Costa Moi getting this woman. I know she looked at me 'cause she was four foot eight, and I'm six seven this is a challenge chic crack my back so hard it reverberated across the lagoon one of the best massages ever. Absolutely. I love being a chameleon. I thrive in awkward situations. Like put me in some tiny town in like Macedonia, and I'll figure it out all in running for mayor, you know, that just kind of how I like hustle now, you love Turks and Keiko's I want twice last year, my favorite place. Why Mara which looked stunning? Yeah. And they just built new villas. And they're unbelievable. Turks cake. Goes I've been going down there since limestone roads, it's different than all the other places in the Caribbean because grace space specifically, we're why mar resort is it's protected by natural barrier. Reef, so there's like, no ways. So it's perfectly or wants to water. So blue like the is there a reason for it's like Maldives when it's crystal clear. There's no intense waves is just Tim to locals or nice. It's easy to drive around. There's a little dinky casino. Yes. Conc con shock mind. You gotta go to fish fried fish Ryon Thursdays. I go to the fish fry. And literally live my life last time. I was there. They had a band a local band. They were playing the song. She's fat. She's wild. She's fat. She's wild. And I was like this. I walk down the aisle. Thought to Yana Yana and that it's just like the Caribbean way. Nobody cares. Everybody's in good spirits. Mcmahon. Kind of island, right? If you can't cure something with some severe and some rum punch and a speedboat, then I don't need you in my life. Wise wise words, so where you dine to go that you haven't been where you're gonna go on your honeymoon. I mean, you got married in Italy. We're getting married in Italy. Jeff wants to do the French Riviera and I'm gonna sound like such a snob. I've done it. I wanna hit those I want to do Sicily. I wanna do southern Italy, not just necessarily Positano Capri. I want to go to the other side. Julia I want to do all this. I want to do this little islands, Dan delay in Bari. I want to do that. So who's going to win out on this one like new Desa question? Well, I mean, I always do doesn't matter. You know, what I mean, I like crack the whip with him. So that's why the Italian stone is the man or at other or an aisle or window girl. I'll for life. I will have a panic attack of I'm in near the window. Don't you like looking out the window? Now, I want to look at it when I get there. I'm also five nine okay. I cannot cross my legs and an economy seat. I can't I have the longest legs on the planet. We've got to get you in that pod life. I need the pod life. I mean, I hope when we start getting upgraded because I'm silver medallion. I'll be platinum by the end of the summer. I know that you've been on this podcast anyone adult to other McMahon. I can provide you with her sky miles, number direct message me other. Thank you so much for joining us. I like to leave it open for any self promotion. What would you like to self promote today? Follow me on Instagram. Heather Kay McMahon. And I have a movie out called family just came out can April, and you can see it nationwide starring tiller schilling and Kate McKinnon soco, see you go. See it right now. Heather thank you so much for joining us. Stay travels. That's

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Directionally Challenged

Directionally Challenged

03:20 min | 1 year ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Directionally Challenged

"So I go into these auditions and even the worst oughta Chamanov, and like, well, I'm going to walk out there with a smile on my face 'cause I can't control what just happened in that room. But I can't control the fact that I'm going to go to in and out and. Enjoy a little snack and keep moving on with my day. So that's the biggest thing. And that's something that I try and remind people when they're going through grief, you can't control who's gonna live or die. But you have to control how you're going to pick yourself back up after it. And then keep moving that totally feels like your life motto. Yeah. Such a good job of that. True. It's live your truth. You know, whatever it is. You know, I'm kind of like a fake until you make it kind of gal. But I'm like, whatever this is my truth right now. And I just need to own it. And you know, go from there, and I genuinely feel that this. I don't believe when. Okay. This is the one that you don't tell people is everything happens for a reason. Okay. No, Cheryl, do not tell people that. That's the number one thing. I can say don't happen. Okay. Say do that. Okay. Yeah. Don't say that. But I do think the way I have been able to be open and honest about it is it's been so cathartic for me. And then the response, I get from my followers who say, you don't know how that needed to hear this today if that's my cross to bear. And I had to go through that situation. Help somebody out. Well, then so be it. You know, such a good job on social media to of really telling it like it is. And when you're going through shit, you just admit it, and it's so refreshing and sonae's there's that's the only way I can be honestly. And I've noticed there's you know, there's a trend in like social media where people are kind of moving away from that perfect blogger look at my life is perfect people want to relate people need something to you know, they wanna feel like they're a part of the club. And so if I can share my story, and I feel comfortable doing it. I'm like why not? I mean, I women mess me all the time. Like, you don't understand I'm forty and I'm having to like deal with my parent who's dying of cancer. And I've got I'm raising two kids. And you know, I'm I'm it's hard on my marriage. And all these things where I'm like, I. I'm always grateful. I didn't have to deal with that, you know. But they're like you sit at your mom's house making jokes about it is really helped me get through it. So I'm I'm grateful that I can put that out into the universe. And it's a really positive part of social media when there's moments like that of OEM, not alone in the world. Right. Like, look at all these we're all in it together. Totally and truly the funniest things have happened around death. And you just have to like sit back sometimes in say, I cannot believe this happened to me. But oh my God. You have to laugh you have to you know, what else are you gonna do it? That's I mean, I just have to have a glass half full approach to it. Because if not it would truly kill you have full of what apple spread apple springs. Always always. It's light. It's refreshing. I feel like I'm in Italy. Yeah. Yeah. Always appar- all spreads. Because if you don't follow Heather, you need to stop right now and do this where what are your social Severin control, really truly? I'm just like focused on the Graham. So it's Heather k like Kardashian McMahon Heather Kay McMahon. And we'll. Have it on our under notes section and also Heather you've been very busy of podcast. That's going to be coming out about your well movie coming out in the spring family. I have a movie coming out called families during Taylor schilling. Kate McKinnon, Matt Walsh, I'm in it for thirty seconds. And you won't really recognize thirty seconds thirty seconds of the movie, but it was such a cool experience and a glass half full thing, we shot it in Atlanta..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Girls Gotta Eat

Girls Gotta Eat

03:32 min | 1 year ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on Girls Gotta Eat

"I literally I had to go tie then on Tuesday, and my spanks were fully rolling down. Like, I'm like to the bowling because I'm such an apple shape that literally it's like putting sausage in casing and like, how do the mice banks? We're just rolling down. I lived with my boyfriend. I was like I kinda like giving that look and he's like reaches down the back of address and plays them up. No. Oh, yeah. He's just like, you know, what we gotta do what we gotta do not letting you go up on stage with literally the sausage is coming out of the casing. So it's hard being woman though. I'm like are my hair extensions falling down. Like is my face. Okay. Then I'm outta my shirt by accident like fat roles that didn't use to be there. All of a sudden like Brian on my jeans like like, my Bush right now is so wild don't the last time because I will your you live in Atlanta. And I live in Atlanta. Right. So we did not know each other. But we do now, but we raise connections, but anyone my favorite place in Atlanta to get sugared sweet beach. Oh, I go to sweep beat you. So I went there when we had our show in October haven't done anything since like, I can't I didn't know, I don't know. Because I I can't find anywhere here that I like, I gotta go here from when I agree. No, oh, you sugar. What's sugarman sugaring is like a harder wax on the way that they weren't going this long roll up the dough on your joinaaa? It's the purple wax. No, no, Honey. I have all blonde. There's a lot of things wrong with me. But the Owen humid isn't wrong with me. I have. Great. Yeah. Let's introduce you. Talk about who you are like what do you do? Where are you from? How old are you? If you want to say, how old you are. I'm you know, a lady in my thirties. I'll be thirty two in March vic- young lady. Yes. Comedian and actress, and you know, I'm from Atlanta, and I was kind of doing the gig in New York and LA, and then basically like picked up and moved back to Atlanta a year ago after my dad passed kinda like to figure it out and be with my family, and like, it's interesting. It's kind of like thriving at my mom's country club. I joined the bridge club. Like, I'm doing a lot right now. Yeah. And it's kind of I literally living at home with my mother, right? Your mom. I mean, it's that's you don't need to you guys. Should just have a show just U2.. Well, we've been abroad you ever reality show multiple times, and my sister, who's the attorney is like absolutely not right. Yeah. I describe our relationship like Joan and Melissa rivers. But we're both Joan Joan rivers Joan. Yeah. We're always like it's that level like all the time. And my nobody's like, oh, come on. You know, no. She's at least Melissa was like a little embarrassed. Sometimes. Now. She's hysterical. So a lot of videos and Instagram video amazing. Yes. You know, I was an actor in LA. And I kind of started like putting stuff up on Instagram that just made me laugh, honestly, as would if it brings me joy, I'm like somebody else's gonna find those one on the gonna version where he's still laugh at my own shit. You know? Then they giggle. I like to give people we'll get to at the end of this episode. I've been critiqued for no eleven to your own shit. I do not give a fuck laugh. Fashion. I went to Paris together. We laid in bed Lazaro podcasts. I'm Hilarion all this to me all day. So you're Instagram is at how they're McMahon. Yes. Heather came at me. And like Kardashians people. Yes, you up people can wake me up Heather Kay McMahon. And it's MASH, and I feel like if I could describe your likes apper. All yeah. Old navy basic bitch stuff. Yeah. And CBD. I love CBD dislikes Chomsky's. I hate Josh keys. So your challenge..

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast

The Morning Toast

03:40 min | 1 year ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast

"I would love to see them both individually, but I don't understand the together. Standard is gonna come out. And just throw it. We don't realize she's a full comedic genius right because he's only been in dramatic roles. So I think she'll to price a certain she's only been or just regular certain right oatmeal giblets UPS's hospital. You know that I've never watched grace me that you're in good company. I never watched one he'll either either or never watch long race. No, oh, I love will. And grace though will and grace his friends. Oh, really at Seinfeld Seinfeld. Will and grace, I'm not a friend. What's the other maybe Frazier? I don't fuck with from Frazier of watch any of the shows if it had to laugh track I can't watch it while it's Jesper does. Espinoza's? No, I didn't the greatest show of all time. You should get into it. Okay. Joe? I'm going to get into. It's on Hulu. I feel like guys are always up with like the good shows. We are. I just love of taste makers. I'm more like curb, your enthusiasm, arrested development, guests are so thirty thirty rock, and we are so thirty wrong head we actually at thirty two days ago for meeting, and we were in the elevator people that we were so crazy. We were dumb. It's show to to to to show, and I'm seeing that's Nikolas leban- reference. But it right is what why are you wearing a tux? It's after six PM. What do you think farmer? Jeff like that will be on the Italian science grape is Alec Baldwin's quote as Jack Donnegan. It's so funny because I fucking hate Alec Baldwin. But I love Jack, Donna, gay donkeys every everything at dream men. Like, I love him. And I think that's actually I. I believe contracted to alcohol, but I never said I have said it once before and I'll say it again like I think really hot and his anger issues or like starting to get a little out of hand that I hit him. I take I actually really love him like secretly shame though, because he like called his daughter a pig, and like is a crazy Moraga who like these people up for parking, and he just got arrested when like Chemin rotation energy. On the street. Like, it wasn't even a real parking spot. It was public property. Yeah. It was like what's it called reverse? She's moving his car, and he usually has his doorman and in the spot, and because it's free part it, right? If you're rich garage if you're putting on the street, it's like because you can't afford the garage. Right. Right. So it's like you can't afford the garage really on thirty rock six seasons. You want every EMMY, please. And then his students outside the no you can't take the spot. But this one guy the doorman left for a second that I got the spot now called them punched in the face. Unwell and the media doesn't cover it. It's crazy. He get special treatment. Though, I Jeff Jeff drives in the city, and he turns into a whole another person finished crazy. But it'd be a windows are up. You know, what I mean, like if anybody actually rolled down the window driven almost? Again, that's progressive. You can never find the one that is me to team. Yeah. And then I was driving. I had to drive his car once and I got stuck behind like some parade. And I literally call Jeff I was like I can't it out. I get why you wrote psycho yet, you become a crazy motherfucker if you drive city evil eye. I get carsick. And when Jeff drives I literally am so nauseous, and I just have to sit there and close my eyes. I'm sorry. It's okay. But you know, what they are being driven illusory major. That's so true. And it's out of smell Uber or cab yet, I got on the subway. Ladies and gentlemen. It has been an absolute pleasure hanging out with you this morning. Thank you for joining us. If you want to keep up with the shenanigans and see if anything happens with the row follow Heather on Instagram. Heather Kay McMahon. Yes threat. We'll post it on the to-. So you'll be able to find it she food and a half. We love you guys. We'll see you tomorrow any no gifts tomorrow's regular Friday to wrap up the big our first full week together. Probably in four or five months four or five weeks. Oh together. Yeah. Perhaps. Are you guys? Love you..

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"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast

The Morning Toast

02:49 min | 2 years ago

"heather kay mcmahon" Discussed on The Morning Toast

"I'm obsessed with Pepperdine for multitude of reasons. One, someone who works at Pepperdine law school. I don't know if that's the thing just the other day. She was like, I work an emissions at Pepperdine law. So like if you want to speak to her, she's a toaster until she was telling me about like the business school process and try and get them to Pepperdine. It's a great school, and I mean, is it and I think it's in California, but it looks like it's in Hawaii, it's in Malibu. It's right up the PCH it's gorgeous, and they great thing about it is that's where they film Disney's friends for change with the Jonas brothers, Selena, and Hannah Montana who have never been in the same room together since. I mean, maybe that's why they needed such vast campus so that they can all have space from each other is called it on on and on. One spark can lead another. It's a great great song, and it was doing good in the world. So I'm just here for Pepperdine. I understand your lot for it. No, I'm still here for it and I realize you know what? Sometimes like. God's into a different direction and had I not going to the university of Mississippi. I actually have never met the Italian stallion. How did you guys meet again? Because my best friend, Christina, Tompkins, who's on the national Broadway tour of Santa music plug? Who does she play? She plays like all of them. She's a swing right now, but that's the best thing because that way you don't burn out your voice. Cool, versatile? Yes. And she's on doing her second tour, but she loves like being able to play all the different character, I guess. So she actually was in the same situation as me. She applied like one like super fancy or at school and didn't get in. So she was from New York, and we met the first day in theater class, and I looked at her and I was like, do you know what state we're in? She's like, I didn't even know where Mississippi was, and then we became best friends in so Jeff and her grew up together. Oh, my goodness, yes. But honestly, like I love Mississippi and I would literally like be buried there and like it's the, it's the best. And I look forward to your commencement speech. I'm gonna coming to you so much. I'm thrilled to do it. It's going to happen Angels' wide open. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me. I have so much fun and I just feel like you. Are just like really change in the world. And I think we need to give you the credit and you just are so poignant and like elegant and so kind, and I appreciate you having me on. Thank you. Appreciate you coming. You're taking the world with your Instagram stories in your premium content left. Right and center and your mom on bumble. I hope she matches with Mario singer trying to make it happen. Yeah. So just thank you for being here. We'll see you again soon, especially when to move to New York and cloudy is on tour like we could do this all the time. Absolutely. And also thanks to the toasters you guys are the best like house cheerleader. There's a biggest cheerleader. They're so like John honed jed. So kind of just like if they like you, they love you and they just make everyone feel as good as we do all the time. And so thank you for representing our show. Yes, Ha's guys, we love you very much. We're so glad that made this happen where everyone follow you for more premium content. Just Heather Kay McMahon at Instagram, love it. We will see back here tomorrow. I'll be hosting with my sister Livia and we will get all the engagement details. We'll be taking all of your questions and it's just going to be a fun day right now I have a headache, so I need to massage it out. Yes. Bye..

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