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Blinken Heads to Middle East to Build on Israel-Hamas Cease-Fire
"The Middle East. President Biden asked him to go, but only after a ceasefire was in place, ending the latest military conflict between Israel and the Palestinian militant group Hamas. NPR's Michele Kelemen reports. Secretary, Blinken has been cautious about jumping into Middle East diplomacy. He started quietly with phone calls while he was on a trip to the Arctic. Plans for a visit came together only after Israel and Hamas agreed to stop fighting. And White House press secretary Jen Psaki is making clear that Blinken has narrow goals for this trip to Israel, the West Bank, Egypt and Jordan, ensuring that we're creating conditions with our partners in the region. For a sustained ceasefire and also discussing the path toward on rebuilding Gaza. Something that there's a great deal of interest in support and the international community on and they're great needs on the ground. This was the fourth military conflict like this between Israel and Hamas since Hamas took control of the Gaza Strip about 15 years ago. This last episode has taken Gaza back several years. That's Elizabeth Campbell, who runs the Washington office for UNWRA, U. N agency that runs clinics and schools for Palestinian Of the 66 Children that were killed. 19 of them went to our schools. This is very traumatic for the families for the teachers for the fellow students on DIT is increasingly difficult to keep rebuilding. During the last outbreak of violence in 2014, then Secretary of State John Kerry rushed to Egypt hoping to do some shuttle diplomacy. He stayed in Cairo all week, with little to show as both sides made demands of him and airstrikes and rocket fire continued. This secretary was far more hesitant, says Harland al Gindi Ah, former adviser to Palestinian negotiators. Risk averse is probably an understatement. Secretary Blinken says Israel has the right to defend itself against rocket fire from Gaza. But he also says he wants to make sure Israelis and Palestinians have equal measures of security, peace and dignity. El Guindi says. All those things are lacking for Palestinians that just seems so detached from where
Bundesliga, Bayern Munich 4-2 Borussia Dortmund
"We kick things off with the big match in germany which of course so by a munich beat borussia dortmund by four goals to to take it to now lead early on harland with a brace but then levin does leading the way with a hat-trick would see the defending champions. Come from behind to take all three points and it's a win that puts some back to the top of the table livestock winning earlier on in the day however by munich remain two points clear at the top of the bundesliga
KFC Mario Lopez Movie: Advertising Genius?
"The hell you harland. Sanders the new chef mario lopez as colonel sanders number recipe for seduction premieres december thirteenth. At noon only on lifetime presented by kentucky fried chicken. Very interesting prequel. Yeah well. I think it's a movie. I have not watched it I think it's just a one off movie. Tv movie drama. And it's just. It's the trailer cracks me up. I mean what looking. Mario lopez a young steadily. Colonel sanders is is is is amusing to me and i think you just ran the trailer. The one minute spot On tv you. You'd have half the battle right there. So i don't know if the movie itself as any good you know that's a relative term when it comes to lifetime drama movies but it's an interesting move for kfc fifteen minutes in two seconds you can go to youtube and play Because it's there five days ago us you can watch the episode and see whether it's good entertainment or in this case advertisement and whether you think the story is compelling. Why don't we Talk about soap operas. In the role of brands however will leave the quality of the production to our listeners. It does look to be a high quality production But the return to the soap opera this is classic content marketing. There's that seaward dan. yeah it's it's this is this is old school. It's as tv and radio itself correct So but it's done for twenty twenty two doesn't seem old school doesn't seem out of date now and you know it. It is really dependent on as we said the quality of the script. The programming itself. Is it going to be interesting enough for people to want to watch in and of itself regardless of the fact that kfc sponsored it or does a likeness of colonel sanders in it. If it's you know this is this is a little bit of a howard. Gossage thing if it's interesting people will rot will watch it so you know and it's an opportunity for brands to kind of put their stamp on longer form of programming. And you know get their name out there a little bit more if they wanna have a tie in Whether it's loose or a lot tighter. I also love. They took this up to lifetime This is this is not just a youtube series. That there's anything wrong with that. There's plenty right with it But this is a full-on investment in content. Right lifetime is known for dramatic movies. Just like the. The hallmark channel is right now with christmas movies. So this is. It's a natural fit and it's a very smart move. I don't know that it moves the needle for kfc but it really doesn't have to if it's entertaining if it's evocative of the brand. It'll help
Record melt: Greenland lost 586 billion tons of ice in 2019
"Warnings that Greenland's ice sheets are melting at an increasing pace. Forget more from ABC is UNI Harland, setting of record last year 586 billion tons of ice melted, according to a new satellite study, which cites a combination of climate change and weather effects. A German institute says not only is more ice melting It's melting at a faster pace. Will a NASA AI scientist says last year's melts added 1.5 millimeters to the rise in the World Sea level and is sounding amount that translates to coastal flooding and other problems. 2019 smelt equals 140 trillion gallons of water. That's enough to cover the state of California and 4 Ft of water.
"harland" Discussed on About Last Night
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"harland" Discussed on About Last Night
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Podcast career We talked about before we started that We're we're pretty high up right now and I said are you afraid of heights and I was. If you had said yes I'd be like I'm sorry. Can we still do this? But then I also would have said Oh. I didn't know that about you and I know a lot about you. Yeah I don't know if that's a fact that you share with someone early on in the in the relationship like your height anxiety. Yeah I think you should. It's probably if you want to know who you're getting into bed with type of thing. Yeah If you're going to forge a friendship with someone is probably crucial rate up at the beginning of the you know friendship to know if that person has a fear of heights or not because You know you don't WanNa go out you don't WanNa hang out with someone like go to a movie or Chapel Layer drive-thru as someone who's afraid of height or movie. Abacha poll a desert movie. Probably God is it. What is it this fall in the mall? Ships are no longer on your shoulder. 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Didn't use to have a bit there was Remember when I was opening for you? There was a song. You would always just inbetween jokes like you. Just look down and START SINGING. Like billy was just a young. But what song that Ricky was young artist on skid row bra inbetween beds and that happened right before the I ever saw you take. Somebody's chips and crinkle them into the microphone. And then and then. What's the line these after that put up? A NACHO chip yeah and I just hold it and I'd say ever fucking Old Lady and then they'd like look at me and then I'd put the chip on the Mike and Crush. It and it sounded like like bones cracking and never fails good loudly. Classic Bit Yeah But I thought there was a Song Cat Food Jingle Your Big Jingle Guy Yeah Yeah. What's your favorite jingle or theme song that you've heard in the last twenty years? I don't know I always liked Pop Pop fizz fizz. Oh what a relief it is. You knew it Alka Seltzer. It's an Oldie catchy. Quick Yeah in the same vein. I love the PepsiCo Bismuth theme song. What was that? One Najah heartburn indigestion upset. Some it's actually beautiful. You hope that guy's rich and he wanted to did. I ca- pitcher K. D. Lang singing in her shower. But anyone who sings the word? Diarrhea should immediately be lynched and peel like we should liberally drawn and quartered. Yeah pirates used to do they slice the top of the chest. Pull open the chest and then let the entrails just flop out God. So if you're going to sing the word diarrhea you need that fate you know how most parody songs that you make fun of like turn it like more dirty like you take an enormous homemaker dirty. Make these like little jingles and making beautiful instead of clay. You know it's good vocal vocal tone. Well I think with most jingles. They want him to be just so quick and to the point and have like just enough of a catchy melody to To keep you holds but I like the one that wasn't a jingle but it was kind of there like saying it was an old one. I think it was in the eighties. And as you meant you ever buy pepperidge farm of yeah. And then this old guy's voice and he'd go they do a whole commercial about a pound. Cake Gra fucking layer cake or lemon loaf of some old guy at them ago. Pepperidge farm remembers remembers the worst middle. What'S WEIRD CREEPY. Guy? Look like. You'd never saw him as a video of voice over. Epa It's like a field of dreams like instead of belted it will be like pepperidge. Farm Remembers Pepperidge Farm. Was there that you skipped on your homework. A British firm was in your bathroom. Pepperidge farm slept in your bed. When you're folk took yet a town for that camping trip pepperidge farm. You're my foot a raid into neutral. Click it into reverse and backup bro. Bakersfield rear view window. You've been to Bakersfield Hell. Yeah Guy to do what I was there for a priest party. I Love Priests Party okay. We'll figure in a laugh. Maybe this is in the podcast for me. You've never had a priest party Bro. I got one this Saturday got up in Burbank. I got six priests coming in from Glendale do what you just get there. You'll see you don't need to ask anyone know what happens at these parties. You'll you'll know when you get there. Pepperidge farm remembers. Oh Guy but now you gotta come out to one or last. I'll tell you what I into priests right. You like priests. I don't mind him okay. You'RE GONNA love. This starts at midnight up at the Glendale. We'll send you the address and we got six from Glenn down. I think we got four coming in from Chico. Riverside or something. Yeah what you don't need to bring anything now to show up. We've got everything. There is code. Nope just wear whatever you want. It won't be on Long.
"harland" Discussed on 1150 AM KKNW
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"harland" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"In your car's engine all right one more time all right. Let's see we got here. Well we'll stay on theme a little. The the bleacher report says that if the Cleveland browns managed to win a game during the two thousand eighteen regular season browns fans in Cleveland. We'll get a chance to have a beer here on bud light so according to Cleveland Dot coms mark. Bona this out. It's going to shake down. We're looking at pictures but lights vice president marketing. Andy Gahler announced Tuesday that the company is placing victory refrigerators in strategic areas around Cleveland that will automatically open when the browns win a game. Ten victory fridges which are eight feet. Tall hold hold roughly two hundred beers. doff Yeah Brian Harland's Canadian work. But this is an indicator I was talking. Oh come on this with the check on good sports. The browns are named after Paul Brown but they made their uniforms brown. And if you ask anybody Eddie now why are they called the browns they go. They're paying Brown if I'm Paul Brown color but brown right because I wanted to go. So why is the team name. The Brown we had a great owner coach. Back in the fifties. He was a hero. It was fine air is. The name is small heightened of the League league. You want to a way to get your name to go away for sure is to is to name all right. It's pretty rare that you're you know. Oh you got white. You've got you know Jack White got breakdown. You Got Jack Black Guys Jackie Brown so you have to. It's pretty rare that your name be color but if it does does is and you got putting it on the side of a team and you're not putting it should say Paul on the side of the guys but it just orange and Brown and the Panther Brown and now you've you've no the whole thing the brown color Brown hue that away from that. I don't WanNa do with Brown. It's not really a color. It's it's like the E or of colors. Thanks for notice and May Brown gnawed very colorful. On the assume Kohler is dead leaves and skid marks and what happens when you blot anaemia down on the ground and some guy from the bay area patrol comes around the scoop or trying trying to get you off the field you get hauled into the Nonni better doing this job. Well you know what she'd sponsor the Browns is ups because they've already got the slogan. What does Brown done for you lately? You know nothing on his Brown. Don't for your late hot win. Nothing horrible free beer they win victory knocks. Yeah who who they featuring Brown they are not a not a inviolate. There cultivating there. Do we talk about it here that you have to volunteer and if not the NFL will pick one unsure there. Some sort of has to be like a struggling ogling little engine that could team sometimes yes and must now the cowboys twice. Yeah they're usually usually really not the upper tier recently. Not The upper tier teams had a great show. What's Nice Greg Question? Sunday's Dvr all right. I'm sure yeah I got you if you put Brown and adopted any of the other team names just put Brown. Would work like Brownie. Goals Girls Brown Patriots broncos Brown. Bronco anything like any just put Brown something Brown on its own is like I wanNA roll off for cliff and land on a fat kid. I had a seventeen eighty s guy. I think had a patriots a the Patriots won slightly racist. You can look for that if speaking of kids I want out of you ever gone out with a with a hefty girl will like a plus size little bit not really. I had an art experience. She was beautiful plus sized girl. But have you ever heard of this thing the muffin top a muffin. Top on her forehead I wasn't yearly down. I had to lift it up to Listeria in her eyes. Zombie romantic literally a Muffin. Top honor for had yeah stretch marks on the sides of her mouth love to eat unbelievable June really was having either. But that's not all I told you at the beginning of the bitch was plus size and maybe I got I got better through UH. She sat around House Pass. Seafood Diet A- all right. Let's bring it home. You got it. I'm Gina Grad and. That's the news the International Jew. The world's problem. She was the news as with Gina. Grad support for girl classics comes from Manscaping Number One in men's below the belt grooming precision an engineer tools for the family jewels. He what I did there. I mean a little nipsy Russell. S Crime Manscaping. Accidents are finally thing of the past best to not worry about the chipping. Those very precious stones. You have down there and you don't WanNA use.
"harland" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"G. Robinson the my no say so what they pay all over the parking soon as soon as you go into that stairwell smells here all right now look in my world. We're not gonNA talk. Walk Crazy people out of urinating in stairwell wherever yeah. It's impossible so if we can't talk them out of it we I need to put the Kitty litter box there for them to win. But did you ever see that game cornhole or you throw the beanbags into the whole people are going to be seen how far they can stand on on the other side of the street. Watch me hit the car on air. Guy and Harlin. You're also missing. No connects plane. Something that you're missing. Yes then no okay. I yes I give you know turned the corner when I give you some of the greatest and most delightful video. Whoever is the guy at fenway going hand I signaling Wrigley? You are but there's probably more than one around the state and doing the head. I flew home run. Yeah way through the urinal and you've seen it don't you you blocked from your memory. Must have so we have seen it on this show. Okay you've seen it absolutely out of my brain you will the Dow to your brain slipped now I put it back into your is. It needs to be there with all the other ugly thoughts that you have on a daily basis all right now Harlan. When you ask the have these things removed you're also removing the the fantastic bootleg videos of guys grabbing these things and putting them on the head of their drunken friend or some other guy bobbing for apples or shoving his ahead in their take one and like chucking it out of a sliding up the the skylight moon roof of a car and like checking it onto another guy? There's all kinds of crazy videos involving a guy's riding a moped and clipping one. And getting his head stuck in there. You're you're you're you're out all this material Harland's that what you want. You can throw in a freezer and make calls on now. That's weird okay. It was going to give you a yes but you know you get to know because you black genus going to watch the guy. I'm in love with this gentleman. He's.
"harland" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"We let them do the interview through through the mask and he literally did it through the magic and hearing the audio voices. A little muffled is very had to wrap through the wire. Yeah exactly does actually listener a request by the way as well. It's Billy see he writes Any and Harland Williams as some kind of mass comic dog. Doing the Lord's work and that's Caramel. Corn the yeah pug this is from Adam Corolla show twenty three ninety-two Carl Williams Gina Grand Brian Bishop from August of two thousand eighteen. Now Al Gore presents definitely not a juicer Parola Show Dateline Orlando Florida a thirty four year old man was arrested lasted and charged with animal cruelty after people at a park so him kicking swans in the head. The man also kicked a definitely not. It's Karma Four for the comedic progress in studio caramels. Lescot a Special Lounge it's available now on Amazon Amazon called Caramel corn the Pug kick them in the cable. Goodness Karma it's the man that That little thing is played about animal cruelty Kinda Chap me right in the old chapstick broth. Yeah now I know it's sad. Add Right Two thousand eighteen people act in this way you've never liked kicked. A dog been cruel to animals. Didn't deserve it well. WH- whole rule at Bapro reel in the fishing line. What the hell was comment? All about. I'm saying let's say they chew up. duvet cover or maybe they're eyeball new bay cover. What do you do cover? Where do you live brokeback mountain? Brawl at the wall. Look I don't want to sit. Take some weird sexual turn here. I'm just say very bro. What are you while I'm thinking of a part of the bad? That's kind of low hanging. Okay let me to run out and grab some cupcakes with Roy in the car. Oh no I'm saying like I could have said Dust Rafal and shit up a little bit survey coverage because I'm looking for an international flair. Sounds a lot like do gamera. Wow not see this going that way to you brought auto out you. You brought it out of the closet. Pat is a dust ruffle. Do they cover the same thing. No no it does. Ruffle goes at the bottom. Alex headscarves do Bego bedspread word of the big question. Here is does the dust ruffle have ridges news. Um Does we'll have ridges plus drug ruffle. You added that I got it. I got where you're going to ask you this since we're talking about your hatred of animals hit an animal bra. Like have you ever driving in the night. You've been podcast and all day you bleed art it looks like you've been sucking on a Spanish vanish on you and you know to use. Its Lay. You drive them now Mojo and you ever take out a deer coyote squirrel or or Papa. I you know I'd like to answer that. And it's a way that I I don't know if it'll be satisfying with you. But I'll try to be honest GINA. Could you turn the MIC toward Carmel a little bit more yourself as well. Yeah I appreciate your facebook.
Sorry state: Kashmir on lockdown
"Into the Indian government all is well in the Kashmir valley but in reality life for those who live there most of whom are Muslim is far from normal there's no Internet mobile phones don't work most schools factories and offices are closed troops patrol the streets amid frequent demonstrations it began on August fifth in the Indian part of Kashmir was stripped of the special status and autonomy it enjoyed for the past seven years as part of his radical reorganization of India's most troublesome territory state was put on lockdown after two months it's unclear how the situation will end the government would like to portray things as being normal but it's far from normal Max Rodenbek is our South Asia Bureau chief you've got about seven million people living in the Kashmir valley who've had their internet and mobile phones suspended for the last two months there's a heavy a heavy presence of security forces that half a million in not a very big area a virtually every street is patrolled and their roadblocks and so on most shops and schools are closed down by virtual strike because people don't want to admit that returning to normal although this creating hardship I think so it's rather tents and heavy but actually not violent it's been peaceful but people are very upset and certainly not return to normal why is it India has done this well I think there are several layers of reasons one simple frustration I mean Kashmir has been a problem that has been an intractable for seventy years and there's a kind of frustration India's a great powerful country and it's unable to solve this small problem the border so frustrations one thing then there's also kind of ideology the current government of India is a Hindu nationalist government and one of its election promises was that it would do something about Kashmir and essentially what what the plan was was to lift the provisions that allow for certain degree of wannabe for Kashmir it doesn't actually change substantially changed things but it makes clearer India's real total control of the region how have Hindus and Muslims in the rest of India reacted to all this well the the rest of India I mean there's proportion here I mean India's one point three billion bill and the unhappy Kashmir's about seven million people so there are just so many more Indians in Kashmir's generally Indians are quite happy about what the government is has done they feel this frustration built up over years and years during the strife in Kashmir at various times at least fifty thousand people have been killed so it's a long in problematic thing the way other Indians look at Kashmir is as a problem place is problematic Muslims we have to teach them a lesson we have to teach Pakistan lesson showed who's boss here that's the government is very much played up to that so the response from from the rest of India is pretty positive and even Harland the opposition to the government felt sort of two shied from from actually opposing this move because they were afraid of being cast as unpatriotic is there no dissent from India's Muslims outside the Kashmir region well there is there's an unhappiness but the Indian Muslim community which is huge it's about one hundred ninety million people but it's also very very much divided up as the rest of India by language by region cast by all kinds of things and doesn't unite really around this Kashmir issue never they never have really united around and what about the relationship with Pakistan with whom India has had this battle over the region for so long how is it dealing with this new situation Pakistan can't really do very much about it I mean Pakistan has not very positive role in Kashmir either for many years Pakistan has funded and supplied a guerrillas who've on in from Pakistan into Kashmir and stirred up trouble Pakistan has always looked at this region as because it has a Muslim majority than it really should belonged ex-team although the people of Kashmir don't for particularly wants to belong to Pakistan either they're not happy with India Baxter so the current move by India it has a upset Pakistan because it involves a further diminish of the possibility that Kashmir might ever join Pakistan so raised tensions to a certain extent but not not to the point that India and Pakistan are likely to clash over this two reactions vary only gene supports or essentially division or powerlessness I mean are there no credible challenges to this move essentially no there's no credible challenge to India locally internationally speaking I think there's a great deal of fatigue with these kinds of problems to tell the truth you know India's a very the country and it's a rising power and I don't think there's going to be pressure in the United Nations that strong enough to do much about India and other countries that might be hostile to this move of example China will I mean India could easily point to China and what China has done to its own wieger Muslim minority which is much more shocking and outrageous than what is happening in Indian Kashmir in which case how do you see this playing out if this sort of territory the division remains in place I mean the region can't stay in lockdown forever no this is a problem and it's not clear that the government really had a endgame I mean people are increasingly frustrated the economy in Kashmir is is increasingly fragile and it's not clear how this waiting game can play out in two months with no Internet in modern society is really very very difficult it's cracking up all kinds of things including sort of medical system you can't call their their stories about people dying from lack of medical attention because they can't find the right people the right medicines and I think also there's still question how the Indian Supreme Court treat this I mean the Supreme Court in India has has a bad record for actually standing up for rights in the face of government power but there are serious constitutional questions about the way that this latest action was taken and they're serious constitutional questions also about the current kind of blockade clampdown in Kashmir there's growing apprehension India the this doesn't look too good so they may actually be a kind of reaction from inside India but for the nearer term anyway you don't see an easy and I know I'm afraid to let the people of Kashmir they've been through a lot of all these years and I'm afraid this is just another unhappy chapter for rather troubled part of the World Max Thank you very much for your time
"harland" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"I wanna talk two months ago. Emma added some skin why it was you that thing. It's a reverse circumcision. Put an extra flap on their grasp peanuts. Stop it. Yeah i saw it on spades show when the playmate went to pose with the elephant in the elephant just like when after the trunk trunk grope the hell out of the way it was insane. I was like wait a minute. This has to happen more often like the elephants earn elephants dolphins man. No boundaries novak boundaries ever alright chew on that. What's the <hes> fight. Give me a little tease that what we have for the last story dab. A man's got something wrong with his eye. Okay i love it. <hes> harland williams is with us back before people town and a man who's got something wrong with his eyes. Stay with us around down more on uh all right new season antonio brown on the raiders. He just floated into your d._m.'s in a hot air balloon. He can't get his helmet right what the heck's going on levy on bell with the jets odell beckham in cleveland andrew luck not here's one. Here's the one thing that hasn't changed where i'm putting money down on games. Bookie is the place to bet on football every weekend. Mybookie has better bonuses and more props. The profits are so much fun. They are in any other sportsbook period this year. They're hosting the first online handicapping super contest. First place is guaranteed to win at least one.
"harland" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"Stand updates in florida september chicago in october and then a ton other sanders and carsoup dot com for us in harlem williams. Where can people see you live. <hes> does this air today <music> weeks. Oh oh then i'll be in rochester new york. Crash comedy at the carlson i think is the best richie <hes> is. It written added added that guy's troby. You'll love it. I'll be i'll be in vegas in mid september. <hes> it depends on the room and the jimmy kimmel's new cloud be my second time so pretty good fun. It's nice yeah. It's really nice twenty or do you in an hour there <hes> they they have you do a little less because it's vegas about thirty five forty. Were normally i do an hour. It's kind of it's thirty five is fun. It's fun. It's fun fund the same way putting a brace on your sisters. I five is the first day of the rest of your wife. I get it. I get go see harlem williams e- i will tell you we followed you at the comedy store many times. You've brought us up. Yeah yeah aw there are more than any comic. There are times. We're raining are backstage watching you just crush it by like ripping the hell out of the audience and connecting people from all over and building in these beautiful improvise spontaneous moments iranian argued like we can't follow it up and we cannot file this crush instantly bentley funny every time harlem and i'm glad you're here thank you. I'm honored. Should we jump into another was do it here. We go ready. Yes the president sent in by bread limestones at vulnerable underscore c._f._o. Vulnerable cfl door open policy. I imagine limestones limes- red limestones by the way this day and age every c._f._o. Wonderful <hes> church out we all are so he has like kidney afflicts like he's got limestones. He's pat. I passed a kidney stone two weekends ago. I've passed a limestone wear out a rock quarry. Okay oh that's play. I just happened to be there. What good time magazine cory and some limestone came out of me making to say that limestone is now part of the bloomington university of indiana libraries hundred wonderful ready. Yes thirty for this headline. I'm going to read. You know. It's fun when i do that. Just the headline man goes into hospital for bo talks and leaves with circumcision. Oh that's the upsell. There's the upsell i can make this. Look a lot the younger you want it all the skin back right doing a lotta talking tightening up. What had are we talking about here. Did you imagine you're going for both tax and you get snipped taxes where they and again botulism botulism and bacteria into a certain party or just your face to freeze your head and fill in cracks. Do you know anyone who's had bowtie side for. You harland aside from yahoo is i. I get a lot out yeah. And how does it feel when you get it. If feels feels tight you feel tight feel like gumby just came out of a hairdryer fair enough. Do you know anyone who had. I don't know anyone who's ever gotten both do yes we do. They're great. Wait to have sex with orgasm. Just looks like they're staring at a stop sign. Yes listen no express normal. Yeah okay that might just be with you harlem. <hes> uh what happened darling well daily she had tax. She wouldn't admit to it but i i. It wasn't a vote talks with the fact he was circumcised surprised a man circumcised by mistake after going to a hospital for a procedure involving talks has been handed a compensation by the n. h. S. that is okay so if you go in for botox and they give you a like like a cheek lift that that i can understand. We're supposed to do something in this area. What did he say he wanted. You know we're running special today this guy oh also data yeah double. He has a name that sounds like your dad's work friend. Who let you drive his car on your way to yes and he was like you move. We'll see if i can get mike radford. You're in the wheelhouse. You're its name terry brazier just on name alone. He will let you have a sip of his beer.
"harland" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"This is my favorite part. They also left a note which read quote quote we are here. Today is the best of the rest of our lives so this isn't the best day they've ever had. This is the best day they'll hire forward from. I'm here forward and we are here. We are here. Yes this is. This is the best of the rest of our lives graduation speech ever today. The the grade is they will ever know what it does. Say best i can i can see it. I'm hitting the mike pictures we are here. Today's as the today is the best day of the rest of our lives and then they both signed it. I'm going to show you guys. This picture raise harlan when someone woman says today's the first day of the rest of your life right right that to me is really nondescript. No it just means that like path but every day is the first day of the rest then there's the saying i've always said to you two guys. Today's the first day of the rest of your wife that yes. I never understood that. I never got that. There's the for the first day of the understand of the rest of your wife by the way i do say like these people bull with the names cat and rod. They deserve everything they got. I hope there's a murder at the end brogan played music and then bludgeoned with a with a guitar and rod they do cy the like companion couple to julia louis dreyfuss in her husband's character in national lampoon's christmas vacation like that those two people who live next door yeah. This is the same version of it sounds like something you'd buy at petco. If a astray walked into your house was like hiding behind the dryer we need to get the canada caught little. Should we whip it. I i was just wondering choose second cattle prod canton rod getting rod okay. There is other writing. I'm gonna show you guys this fota oughta. This is what they left the shoes. Also the <hes> coats that are hung up and you can see the the note that they left which is on some stationary that says inclusive collusive innovation inclusive innovation sounds like the most nondescript company ever. I i agree. You told me they created the first electric car. I believe you inclusive innovation. Where do you work in what you do there. I have no data processing we do cataloging of we works basis aces what inclusive innovation <hes> one of the things. I know that they also run us. They dated july twenty two thousand nineteen. Okay then it will eco exo. Oh excel and thanks. I don't know they were the nicest metal loving intruders hill looking looking for people. Maybe they were a christian metal band. Yes i think maybe there was some food in the oven. May god bless you a a freshly washed homeless guy. I was gonna say. I hope when they right we are here. They mean we're still in. We're still here. Yes we're in it with you yeah yeah. The disturbing incident is under investigation by the edmonton police in an emailed statement to black press media. A spokesman with the detachment event confirmed that officers responded to reports of a break and enter at the sweet but there isn't much more information to add at this time is nice media like media just for black people or is it i dunno. The press is the name of cross media by the way we're here. We're clear get used to it. Is what scientologists say no they do. They're going for today's is the versus your wife still trying to figure it out. No surveillance footage been released publicly as a friday afternoon so maybe privately the cat said and we all love cat she posted about the incident online along with the photos of the items left behind in hopes that someone recognizes them not the people because we can't see the the items yeah or the handwriting and can lead police to the culprits..
"harland" Discussed on The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
"What her life was. And how industrious she was read some letters on how to so, so I propose to cloudy. No NAMA socks don't have holes. God. Get the fuck. Oh, Harland has beggar through a hole in my sock to show or what I need fixing. But actually, that's not what happened. Okay. That's his version. Perversion is like we just are never forget, when our eyes met there was a sparkle off the river and it just had a little twin in the corner, his on new. He was the one and then handed her must suck and then I started showing up. Breath. They're down now. His daughter. Margaret said Claudia was his mistress, and they had been together before she came to work for right? Harland quote the piece of our whole family was altered by their fair mother refused to accept that she alone could not satisfy father's, physical needs. He needed a two piece double set two piece some sides. Yeah. Which from the very beginning of their marriage had seemed excessive to her. So he'd like to fuck a lot. Sure double fucker. They call it in the business. Absolutely right. Father, nevertheless, how to libido which required a healthy willing partner, and he found one and young Claudia. So that's the real story. Okay, Harlan's life change because he had an infamous dirty mouth. Okay. He went to a national restaurant association convention and became friends with a Salt Lake City restaurant on our name, Pete Harman. Okay Harland told Harmon he was gonna go. So. After that until the harm he was gonna go to a church convention in Australia. Great stuff, quote. Of course. I didn't tell him that my reason for going was to try to get some inspiration to overcome Cussing heat what he's going to Australia, Australia and church to learn how to not cuss. Well, it's not churches church convention. Right. So a lot of church people, I don't know, is the right place to go to. That's awful list. Fox notify can swear come all this bloody y to Troy swearing, fax, no problem tenure fucking bibles to pay. I see what you have a couple these Bs. And then you bake them with the bullyboy lable. That's the move. I didn't particularly care for the meetings. But I did think with all those pious people around ministers, missionaries and such like that I might be able to get the kind of help I needed the truth is you you've never been able to find a bunch of religious fanatics in America. That's right. So you have to sometimes Australia. Yeah. So he's so he's going to Australia and the guy Harmon in Salt Lake City has stopped by my restaurant and stop by and hang out in Salt Lake City on your weight, Australia. Sure it's natural. Right. It's, it's a straight shot. So he crazy to not go right by that's right. So he did. And they're Harland cooked first batch of his fried chicken chicken, that he ever had done outside the restaurant. Okay. Harmon loved it and talked Harlan into letting him in license the recipe Harlan, we get four cents, for every chicken sold. Okay. Seems like shit deal. Let's kind of free money, I mean, but it's also like, yeah I mean licensing is really free money, right? Still, you get have more free money. Well, we don't how much the chicken cost back then. That's true. I'm assuming it wasn't eight cents he stopped by on his way back from Australia two weeks later. It can't be two weeks later. But whatever. Yeah. Probably two years. And he found a seven foot tall. Sign touting the new name, Kentucky Fried Chicken, the manager came up with a slogan. It's finger lickin good. He did them. Harmon had Harland record a radio ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken fingers. You ain't gonna stop. It's the first time he had promoted his food on Mike in nineteen fifty three the Eisenhower administration came up with the interstate highway system. And after fears news came to the highway in front of the Harlem cafe would be replaced with interstate five, which would bypass Corbin entirely. Oh, no. So most of the restaurants business travelers on the highway, this is this is where they invented roadside barns. Or these ideas, exactly he saw the writing on the.
"harland" Discussed on The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
"Harlan junior died at twenty years old due to complications from tonsillitis. The great killer. Yep. The eight eight the early nineteen hundreds version of eights, is it. What was it terrible? No. But I was recently for whatever reason, I may have been on Wikipedia searching, which MLB players had died while they were players. And a lot of them died of really common shit really. Yeah. Yeah. But you did reveal that you're a real weirdo. I mean, sometimes you get on a whole. Yeah. Sometimes it starts bed. Dave. Hold on. I just got a check something real quick. That's crazy. Sometimes you is sometimes someone sends you a link of the Cincinnati player went to sleep during a game on the field. And then you look that up. And then all of a sudden, you're looking at which players died during a baseball quite a leap, which prove back to this. But But you you and and I. I after maybe do. Okay. That's fair. So. The deficit on puts a pretty big strain on the marriage Harlem becomes a huge fixture in Corbin. He joins the rotary club. He served volunteering at an orphanage and alcoholics anonymous, he didn't drink. He wasn't a drinker volunteered as a county, inspector and became friends with a lot of poor residents in the town. Okay. He started a side business delivering babies at low cost for families who couldn't afford, real doctors shirt. Yep. Note, just keep going date. What about owns a gas station? He knows. He knows what you're saying. No, he doesn't. He knows law. He worked on a train. Yeah. He worked on a trade and he was fired insurance salesman. Yes, he, he learned about the law from letters. He we did a lot of jobs. So a lot of that translates, your baby, baby. Yeah. Yeah, but it's all we're saying act opposite thing. But it all comes together and painted. It does not do that for agreeing. We are disagreeing. Quote, got me a lard bucket and puts mush is a terrible start. This is tying. Let me largely lady up, maybe jump on her tummy till the thing goes squish squish and hits the pillar. What got me lard bucket and puts in my sheers, and Gaultier's. Well, I motor trimmer. And then we're gonna Larder that's where the ability, Gordon still or the sheep. Listen, when you start with the bucket a large, assuming you're going to seem the umbilical cord is pretty ambitious. If you if you tell me, you've got a bucket alert and cheers, I'm like Friday night. Let's go. Let's do it. Perfect. Oh, I don't even think you need the lard this year's will do. Well, however, you wanna do it Dr. No. I'm gas station. Attendant got me a large bucket and puts in machines. And GAAS vaseline and kept it ready. When I got a call, I would grab that bucket and take off, I had at least one baby, and then hills named after me. Okay, so one baby lived for sure for sure. But then he quit delivering a children after he delivered one who was conceived at a wedlock. That's what did it. Yeah. Yeah. Or, or Greece went up too much. I think he agrees went up too much. And it just shot out the window. I assume he was using the large without Greece. The shoot by the way, I'm picturing, lard would like a brush, and he's just kind of painting on Elliott. That's what does it. Yeah. That he's just sort of like how they used to hang up wallpaper. They probably. Harlan learned Krupp cop was arresting tourists in town on fake charges. The local Justice of the peace and county attorney would then convict them, and they'd split the fines with the cop got a racket going up. Corbin getting a bad reputation would hurt his business. So using his legal expertise. He larded up the bars in the grip. The people out of the cell larded up the people Harvard made forms explaining how tourists could ask for a change of trial venue, and the county attorney then sued him for practicing law without a license, even though he was just offering legal tips. Right. So Harlan them, requested a change of venue, as I read in his own pamphlet. And they were like where did you learn all my God? And he's a genius. He's been reading letters. And the charges were dismissed. Okay. The racket continued, so our than put up a sixteen foot tall sign outside the gas station. That read quote, avoid Corbin and Whitley county constable and feed. Grabbers may get you Walter, Ray Smith county, attorney receives forty percent of all fines, this is I think this is out of the business model this. You know, he's going he's yes. He's got to fight these gotta fight so Smith suit Harland for twenty thousand. Okay. They settle that settled out of court. But this was this whole scenario. The whole thing was written up in newspapers in Kentucky, and in all the neighboring states. So he's a hero. Well, he got tons of publicity. Right. Right. Okay. So it just makes gestation more popular. Right. So business starts booming. Okay. Interesting. PR. Yep. And he got an idea, he would combine foot and foot. He would combine food and gas so truckers would only have to make one stop. Does were boiled peanuts camper. This is when gas stations started to serve egg sandwiches for now. It's the rolling hotdogs in, in seven eleven. Well, we should think this guy for being the guy who gave us the rolling dogs in the seven eleven and diarrhea of big time. Yeah. Anytime you bind someone at a seven eleven who's, like, also I just doesn't wings like buddy. It's this is they're they're everywhere else is better to go. It's fucking death. Well, look that hotdog covered in everything didn't they don't look like dogs. They're hot hotdogs, covered in adjust shit. Yeah, I call them pigs in a puddle. That's a callback. No was come on. I was giving you nothing for it. Yeah. I need. You, Aaron you step in. So, so he cleared on a small room in the gas station, and filled it with his family's dining room table and six chairs. Okay. How restaurants works. Sharing chairs on the table. So is he is he talking about selling food, or he's talking about family suppers in the back when people are loaded up make food and sell it? Okay. And he thinks he needs to table just because, well, you got to have in place to sit for the people. She exactly the restaurant, right buffoon, or food, or sitter place. Yes. Exactly. It's a food cooked up, what he knew how to cook biscuits, string beans and fried chicken word spread about amazing fried chicken, this gas station got a reputation as a dining spot. Okay. He shut down the gas station and opened the Harlem cafe. The gas station part is done. Now. He finished with the gas state this, the people are coming for the food so much to Yeah. do. Okay soon. The restaurant was just raking in money, and in nineteen thirty five the Kentucky governor gave Harlem, the honorary title of Kentucky, Colonel. What is going on? What? No. What this? Learning about the origin story of grimace. Okay. So he gets out for his contribution to the states, and it's not a big deal to get that title, there, thousands of Kentucky, colonels at that point. Sure, he didn't think much of it. So nineteen thirty seven he bought the lot next door and turn it into a seventeen room motel. Got a motel restaurant the chicken in what's your called the Highland court cafe. Okay. Huge hit. Okay. Part of that was because of Jim crow. Okay. Jim crow was actually a pet crow that an early motel guest had owned and Harland like the crows antics, and bought the crow from the customer. Wait, what the guy was staying in the hotel, motel and the other pet crow Holiday Inn, and he and Harlan liked wacky. The crow was so he bought him. Okay. It's another attraction for the crowd doesn't talk. That's me talking. I'm Harlem now. So what? So here's crow do customers put US Super smart. Super very, very smart. So they would people pennies in the cups of their pants and Jim throw really weird start and racist. And Jim crow would run behind them trying to grab the penny with his beak. So the he would chase them and try to grab the penny out of their pant cuff. The reason why it's named the crows named resits black. Right. Right. I can only say that it's horrible racist rights, right? Yeah. Which is normally the safe bet for this era, you wouldn't find if you're in Kentucky at this time. No, no, no. Or, or now, no? So. If somebody didn't give the Coa penny, particularly if a woman didn't Jim crow would angrily peck at their ankles. So it's fun. Is it fun at no? Okay. Right. Just to be clear, and once Jim crow snuck into a guest room while the guess was at the cafe. Okay. This is now crossing a line tries. What is like this is now no longer show. This is robbery. A horror or. Harlan quote. I'll be God. Damn if that crow didn't get to session around the room and see himself in the mirror. And when the sales, this is crazy theory when the salesman got back to the room. It was a mess that crow torn up everything to fight the other crow he'd seen in the mayor. This is black doodle this his his the Colonel as we can theory is that the crow saw himself in the mirror. It is like I'm gonna destroy this room to show that other crow. That's right. Okay. So Harlan after that, and had to give Jim crow. Okay, there's also a donkey out behind the motel for a while to muse guests Hollywood bring them in back, where the donkey would he haw? And apparently, this was a great fun shirt for people. There wasn't TV. So this is where you would what are we gonna watch tonight logo? Watching down kicking out. We'll be all about that with that adrenaline, rush that was fun. Look at him. Man, I, I from laughing and having a good Tammy to store when you south danke old here. Okay. So he's. I'm on the building. Oh man. I miss Kentucky. Then what a great play Seeven secondhand. It's a winner. There was a racist crow. Oh, Oh, well well. women, f course mistakes racist crow. Yeah, pretty great place. Yeah, this is in this era. That's fine. Yeah. For sure. So early nineteen thirty nine a fire broke out on the restaurant and it spent to the motel most of it was destroyed. But it was insured Highland coat got to thinking to myself, you can sleep, a man only once in twenty four hours but you can feed him three times. Yes. Sort of. So he built a hundred and forty two seat restaurant motels gone. Okay. What did he call this establishment? Taco bell. That's right. Right. The restaurant became a huge success. Now, Harland still is holding a grudge against his wife for the time she left him and tore down the house. Will I feel like we buried that I feel like we buried the hatchet on that he was still holding on? We did he didn't k-. Quote, her leave me out so much, they did quote her leaving me just because I had lost a job had a cut in effect, where love was young and tender when our love was young and tender, I guess, never really got over it, and nine hundred forty eight after thirty nine years of marriage. They divorced Harlan would later, right? What happened next quote, I never intended to marry then but after a year and a half I began to lose buttons on my coat. I could so them on. But then Masako needed darn I couldn't darn socks Taylor. I realized I needed a wife, they need Taylor or life. You need a Taylor. Claudia had been one of our early employee's not love. I had don't marry this poor person occasion to observe her knew how to Pendle she was you need to tailor..
"harland" Discussed on The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
"The border. So he then the family moves to Tennessee, because he got firemen job. Okay. So this time, he's like, why don't you all go to Tennessee? Wouldn't that make a ton of sense to all of us? But then he pretty quickly got fired because he got in a fistfight with an engineer. Okay, which happens. Sure. Of course. So they moved to Little Rock Arkansas, where Harlan got another firemen job. Okay. And the also started studying law via correspondence right through letters like you're supposed to as you're supposed to get a lot agree. You do it through letters letter law letters letter of the law matters from lawyers or letters pertaining to letters come. They have lawn them. That's, that's how it works. Okay. Yeah. Well, I guess, tell my dad got his law degree, and they just from what I remember, he's not a lawyer. No his dog watchers watcher Walker. He walks also shit this sort of a dog. Lawyer us a dog lawyer. Your honor. That's my case, Robert. Throw budget, a little bacon strips on the ground. All right. We should get out of here. I think this is a what we call a hung jury. So so he studying law via ladders. I don't know what it means either. But sure, he's reading a bunch of letters about law. I'm sure back then you just see someone a magazine. You sign up for it. You get sent things to study the. One day train jumped the track nearby where he lived any went and used as new legal, explicit. The dukes of hazzard. It wasn't not trip. He's new legal expertise to help the injured victims get fair compensation from the railroad company. Okay. Which he works for. Okay. So that's they were not happy. They did that they were like you've been reading letters Harland, and they fired up. Okay. If you get imagine, I don't know why. Yeah. Yeah. I think I get it. So now he believed he was supposed to be a lawyer. Okay. And Harlem began to practice in the Justice of the peace corps in Little Rock, which didn't require passing the bar, right? Well, and also he's got eight letters or more point could have a law dozen letters, say worked minor cases. He was once arrested for attempting assault and battery for trying to beat up his own unruly client with a chair. His a little bit of a temper, right? He's usually good. Look in the court room to attack your client with a chair. Well, this is the early nineteen hundred still it's not a good look like I feel like the jury is like I think that I don't like either of these guys, maybe it makes you the makes your Clancy more sympathetic. Could be a brilliant technique. You're right. It could be there just like the lawyers, just the worst. We feel really bad for him. Not guilty. Harlan, got a case he thought he could easily win. But then the judge ruled against him. This left is client bankrupt, and Harland got no money. Now, the Arkansas state Senate at the same time was considering a Bill to severely limit the powers of the Justice of the peace corps. So Harlem was so angry about the case that he'd just lost that he went and testified in the Senate in favor of the Bill. He using the case he'd just lost as an example of the court miscarrying Justice, and to be clear Harlan you attacked one of your clients with a chair. He. I funny stories he looked me in the eyes. Well, that is drooled. Thank you. All right. Well, we should probably recess. Okay. So. The Bill passed. Okay. Great news Harlan, quote. I began to realize it wasn't as smart as I thought you see, maybe I'd made a big hit at the hearings, but I'd knock myself out of a job. Yeah. I mean. Yeah. That's like you had a lot of time to probably process what he was doing. Yeah. I think he was mad. Okay. So he's lawyer himself out of a lodge Detrick. Right. What's he gonna read letters about next medicine? Well, he moved the family back to Indiana. Okay. He held a bunch of different jobs have been nice. If we had a house here. Well, it's on it's on the ground. Nice and maybe some furniture like a better something, God. Let it go. Yeah. I will let it go just like you let go all of our bedding and our pillows, and our couches. You can steal the children. I what I, I was napping it leave we're day. Yes. For a day, I let him outside. Why would play the kids? Get the swamp thing out back. And I love him. He worked at a flour mill an insurance company as a ferryboat operator. He sold lighting systems for farms, he was secretary of the chamber of commerce of Columbus. He was a Michelin tire sales through what he didn't do is that into shorter list. Yeah. He goes through lot job. Okay. So the Michelin tyre sales job ended in nineteen twenty six now, what happened was his sons model t sedan sometimes needed to be pulled to start his sons model. Okay. Okay. Right. So he would go up to his car and pull it. We'll get it going. Right. A good model. So Harlem tied the car to his, and he started pulling it, and they went over a bridge at Hickman creek Hickman creek, obviously, it's a swinging bridge at a Bill for horse carriages, so it's. So it's super scary and treacherous. Yep. Should've just been a regular. Yeah. So not cars. On the bridge when they're on it. One of the cables snapped and both cars, forty two feet. They're both inside the car. They both survived. You know, scrapes bruises and whatnot cars are destroyed tonight. They did another car to pull those those goals. You can see where this is going to go beginning of parade. So he got fired after that, by Michelin, because he couldn't afford a new car and needed a card to tire pressure. Sure he retired. He and justifing had a third child Mildred. Definitely time to expand the household one just so secure. So after fifteen years in Indiana Harlan bought a struggling gas station in nickelsville Kentucky quoting a rich area up to this time. I'd always worked for somebody else. This service station gave me the first opportunity. I had to control my own destiny. He opened earlier enclosed later than his competitors. He washed customers cars and re repaired tires for free and the station became very popular in K. Here we go. And then the great depression, hit, I if memory serves that was good for good. It's called great, the great depression. Horrible name. Yeah, it should be the terrible day. Yeah. Depression is fantastic is amazing. I haven't eaten days. This is a great depression. So we are having a hell of a time of the depression. He's forced to sell the gas station. But the shell oil company had heard how successful station had been and hired him to run a new gas station in carbon, Kentucky. Okay. There were two of the gas line are heroes. That been that's right. To other gas stations in town. One, one by Matt, Stewart the other by man. Name McVeigh Harlan said, McVeigh was quote, one of them old mountain boys. He had a pet pig beside the corner of the service station and kept water in a puddle. So the pig could wallo it. Well, this is I we now have a leader for my favorite personally different, a man who pig puddles. Yeah. Got to have a big bottle. Yeah. Mcvay had the best location in town for gas station. He got most of the traffic from the highway. So he's right. Off the highway, Harlan was very nice McVay when shell offered Harland a second air compressor. He gave it to McKay because he didn't have one. Okay and MC when McVay retired a short while later offered Harland the location. Okay. Interesting. So Harlem move to the what about the Hague is the pig. Anything? I assume McVay took his pig interesting. That'd be fucked take your paying agree. The picture go Harland moved to the McVay lot. And then he went around and paid it adds on all the Barnes with a hundred miles of Corbin, and he chose Barnes rather than billboards because, quote, down in that country hunters was always shooting up roadside signs, but no hunter is gonna come along and shoot the dot over the I in the whole or the oh, no one there's a mule inside. It's let's that's good letter. Lawyer logic death, right? He thought it through. Yep. Yep. Nuts relatable era as well. Samat Stewart's gestation is now is only competitor. Okay, what does he have horse mini? We don't we don't know about his animals situation. He cut pig. No. We're not sure. So one day, Stewart painted over one of Harlan's barn ads. Now. He he just he's painting. Can you just paint on people's Barnes? I think he gets permission. Okay. That's that's good. So Stewart pates over one Harland's furious, and he threatened to quote blow his goddamn head off. Okay. So this guy goes from zero to sixty I kind of notice. Steal his kids. Yeah. It'd be tell you what he does. Yeah. That's a good play. So he went back and repainted his out on the barn over Stuart. So we having a paint off seems like allow a little while later Harlem was meeting with to shell oil district managers at his gas station when they heard Stewart was back painting over the ad again. So they grab their guns. Jesus fucking serious businessman. You don't paint over dudes, add to seems a little money. It's still meals inside. I don't know if you want guns and harlot of the managers headed for the barn Stewart's up on a ladder, when he saw them coming. He jumped off and started shooting at them. Okay. He killed one of the shell. Mike. God just dark, dark stuff. And harlan. And the other shell manager shot back and they hit Stewart in the shoulder Harland of the medical explain to a man's family that he was killed over a barn add back then Barnes fucking serious. Yeah. It'd be like your husband's killed over Barna. They'd be like, okay I got. Well, at least he died doing what he loved. So they, they went to trial, but they were it was a terminate shot back and acted in self defense. Okay. Stewart was found guilty of murder. Yes. You've heard a man two years later. He was murdered in prison supposedly by deputy sheriff, who had been paid off by the dead managers family, so that I did. Oh, wow. Geez. She's gonna Justice. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Harland now had the only gestation in town. Yeah. Well, it's all work shoot the other gun and then he dies in prison. It's just how you drew it up. That's you'll playbook. That's right. His gas stations. A huge hit open twenty four hours a day. Harlan was went the extra mile first customers. He even drove around to kill someone. I'll do that. I have a track record of being involved in murders. Couple of degrees away, but I still don't have a problem with it only. Do your windshield. Check the tires and shoot that kid in the back seat. Yeah. You can actually leave the windshield. Okay. Shakeout. Thank you. Clean off the vaccine, actually, now that I look at it. I would like the back seat a little cleaned up. He's all over there. He's really know how to do. Who knows who knew he was full of so much do. Oh my God. Wanna boy pop. See really popped. That's my first boy, pop among going side, and half, it says, Parrilla. All right. I'm crying inside. All right, cleaned. The back makes you get all the little parts out of the Divet. Yes. Yes will man. Thank you. Order was wrong. So he would drive around the state to check which roads were being repaired, so he could tell customers, but routes to take. Okay. That's a pretty good. Pretty good service. Sure. Yeah. Spoiled. Now, it's like yeah. Obviously weighs about word of mouth about the.
"harland" Discussed on The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
"Sanders was born on a farm near Henry Ville, Indiana. It's about fifty miles north Kentucky border. Okay. It really don't know how this country set up whenever I hear, what's close was the different time right now, we can tell you that in it based on what I just said Indian is above Kentucky. Right. But do they touch today? Yeah. They haven't moved. Okay. See that's shocks me say they would like people like yeah. It's, you know, it's right here, like how Pittsburgh or this is Pennsylvania, near a high omos, like what, what how you've never looked map. I think I I've looked at a map. Yeah. Even today I had to look where Vermont was. And I was like, oh, like if someone put a map in front of you and said label every we're going to do that. It would not go. We're gonna do that during that'll be that'll be for patriots. Is going to be like, you'll be eight Indiana. And then after that we'll do the world. Oh, dude, go fuck. Doing the world. All this is China. I'm not sure. So he described Henry Ville as a community where quote later, he did a man usually had only one suit that he got to get married in, then he put it away. And didn't have it on again, until they laid them out in a casket perfect perfect amount of suits. It is one where one of those times you dead. Yeah. Perfect. Nice. His father Wilbur was a butcher. His mother was a Christian. Strict Christian constantly warning children of the eaves of alcohol tobacco gambling. Right, so fun, mom, his parents had two more kids, boy, and a girl when he was five his father died came home with a fever. And that was it. He's out. I'll tell you what someone comes home with a fever. Like I don't like not gonna happen before nineteen hundred for sure you're out his mother Margaret then had to go work long hours at a local canning factory. I read somewhere that she would sometimes do three day shifts in a row. But I don't know if that was dri shift. Yeah. She would have to be the canning factors doctors well back then nobody cared just just work. Yeah. It's not like today, where people are like, hey, we want to have you aware, and we'll pay you a lot of money to not work hours. Where they're like you should still work for every industry in America. At five Harland started to capture siblings, because that was does mom's working cooking, the meals doing the whole thing, quote, we didn't have any babysitter. But we got along fine. We know enough not to burn down the house. So I'm guessing the wasn't a lot of time for English. Well, yeah, I mean it doesn't sound like it really. Yeah. It's fine. When are they understand? Harlan was twelve is mom remarried, and they moved to Indianapolis, he did not get along with his stepfather in within a year. He left home. How old is he? He's twelve and he's twelve okay these out. Right. Three years. He bounced around Indiana working berries jobs. Farmhand horse carriage painter streetcar fare collector, even went to school for a bit when he's living on his own, but he dropped out in the sixth grade quote the teacher started us on our bre. She kept saying x equals the unknown quantity. That didn't sound good to me. If there was none on quantity. I want to find out about it else. I didn't want to mess with it. That's where me and the school part, this is where me and him come together. This is your spirit. Animal guy doesn't know that Kentucky's next door. I like this in nineteen sixty six sixteen he lied about his age and listed in the army. I'm fourteen. That'll do he was deployed to Cuba, but he got severe seasickness during the trip to the island, and that resulted in him, losing forty one pounds. Oh my God. At sixteen that one, I'd like what one I know. I'd see it, then probably one forty didn't say how much you weigh like a third of your body mass. I mean it's not great. Okay. He hated the military. His main task was taking care of mules. I wonder what part of the military, he didn't. That's the fun part. Yeah. For sure after four months he was honorably discharged. I read somewhere that they found out what, how it would h he was. But who knows right? We might have just been he'd just done a really good job with the meals. Right. So get out of here. You peaked he moved album and got a job cleaning, locomotive engines. That's for sure. And then he worked his way up to a steam engineer Stoker, which is known as a fireman. So I think that's where you're thrown coal. Yeah. It was there. He said he picked up the habit of swearing like a sailor which would continue for the rest of his life. Nice ninety-nine Harland, met and married. Justifying king in nineteen ten. They had a daughter Margaret, so he's nineteen years old. He's got a kit. Sure just the way it's supposed to be in nineteen twelve. They had a son Harlan junior, Harland became heavily involved in the brotherhood of locomotive, firemen, engineer men, which upset his bosses who are union busters. Okay. So the union okay they used a brief recap of his motion. Sickness to fire him. So he, he would get motion sickness once in a while. And so when he got more sick motion sickness from being on the train. Oh boy. So he was really it's not a great job. But he it was the job. He wanted is this story of me. So after that, he got a job in railroad track maintenance, but he didn't like it. He wanted to work on the train and kept getting seasick. He's on tracks. Oh, god. But he wanted work on trains, because they gave him quote, the feeling I was sitting on top of the world is different time. It's a different era, everybody. All the kids back then wanted at being on train was thing right there. You know. Yeah. It is. It's different. Yep. So he quit that job and left to be to get a fireman job in Virginia goes without his family. Okay. Interesting. Maybe he was going to bring him along later or sure whatever, but his wife was upset with them. Yeah. And said he not normally how it goes. It's not. No. Well, what if you're on a baseball team? That's different. You come home. It's just not the same thing. So it's not the same thing as like BUSTER Posey. No, it's not. No. Unless there's something glaring about BUSTER Posey. I don't know. Well, sometimes he's gone on the. Yeah, he works. We travel for work. It's different. You don't go. I'm starting a new life in another town. I'll come back. I say to my wife, every time I go to tour gig. That's a weird exit. It's just how I keep Munnich. It's a cool. Catchphrase. His wife was, oh, sat with them and said he was quote jumping around from job to job too much like a flea. His brother-in-law cinema letter when he was in Virginia, and that's how he learned his wife had taken the kids and moved out torn down their home and gave away their furniture to neighbors Christ. That's a she's out when she's out she's out. That's like Lisa left eye Lopez exit strategy. Everything was go. So that's an amazing thing to find out via letter to this is fucked up ladder. Wait, what I've been watching someone read that letter whatever it is? You're overreacting what happened? She told my house down, and sold all my stuff. Well, that's crazy. That's not that's not normal as she left. I she's Lisa left eye Lopez. Oh, no. That's a bad. She you know she. She said it was because the job, right and Harlan quote. Well, after a while I got so homesick to see my family, and especially the children that I thought up a plan to kidnap them. Cool logical next step. It's where you go you go apology or kidnap it's easier to kidnap eat less crow if you kidnap hundred percent I mean, the look on her face when you're apologize o-. The saddest. Can't give us that the look, I wanna see is hurt knowing your kids have been stalled, what I might give away a bunch that furniture on the way out to. Those kids, enter the autumn into the neighbors. So. Quote, a heavy wooded area was on one side of the home in Jasper. My plan was to lie in them. Woods until the children came out to play. Then I pick them up and head for the railroad station is anyone keeping track of the possible trauma. This causes children dad's been lying lead. And now he's stealing us. So he waited in the woods for a whole day. But the kids did not come outside. So Highland decided to just go up to the house knock on the door and upon seeing him to play soon upon seeing him. His wife immediately took him back weird weird chronology. Well, it's one of those things where he's covered in dirt tweets. I'm i'm. Jere woods island here, four sorry, I gave away our bed. There's no house. Yeah. No, I tore it all down. I was really busy. Yeah. That's not what you should do. Know I let my emotions get the best to visit to how well your, the level headed one because you just came back, just to say, I'm sorry, just, you know, I, I was the one who overreacted crazy thing you manned up. Let's just came here just to. Already in the woods, I'd nobody would say that tweaks but you get them. No. Of course not. Wasn't steel. Yes..
"harland" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
"Talk to Harland Harland is in gun barrel city, Texas, how you doing Harlan? Great larry. How are you? We're doing great. Kirk Salo Harlan. Harlan. I hope you're unarmed for this contest. Harland's always packing heat completely defenseless. All right. Okay. How do we have five categories aviation domestic slash national security, sports, popular music, artists and US history. Which category would you like to start with? I will take national security national security. Okay. Here we go. What do the m? And the I stand for when referring to the British domestic and national security agencies. M I five am I six what do the M? And the I stand for. Military intelligence. Kirke starting out. Well. Okay. Harlan. You got aviation sports popular music and history left, which one do you want? Popular music artists. I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. I have I've aviation have sports. I popular music artists and have US history. Oh, okay. Here's a question. Kirk listen up. Now, I'm going to give you a year.
"harland" Discussed on About Last Night
"Lease a long story that ends in a great joke or upon that just destroys pond i got things to do i gotta get to arbi's that's it wrong yet oh how 'bout this johnny english or deathwish dare we're going to go see that they are ian here her dude law hasn't been hardly williams while your social media right yeah at harlem williams for uh instagram at harlem williams for twitter yeah and harlem williams dot com is my website and if you're d'amato podcast it's the harland highway epa and we've got to get you back i come back on june two minute couple years sutphin that long my take the hint bro i need a back to rub that you get the man is out of the hundreds if you're out of sun block you're that everybody so all right now if you haven't though soon jail he'll back no oh man the rare yes jio download the man the bag podcast we'll be right back hey everybody it's me totally dancer thanks for listening to the about last night podcast red williams it adam ray boy there are a lot of fort hot why don't you subscribe on i don't see this looking podcast given what five star ratings of this midget missed you can feel good about themselves rook of minutes also get on your iphone or android and get the podcast that you can also listen to it on stitcher thought about last night podcast dot com where you can hear bad episodes with great gets like leeson kunendro paul fleeing kevin nealon bob sagging leon coal quiz no leah adam devine michael mcdonald giulio white but freed may stevo marlon williams tom arnold ron launches rick glass been blakeana in ponders home gazza may also join mcintyre netted many many more i'm tony naser thanks for listening to the about last night podcast goodnight.
"harland" Discussed on About Last Night
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"harland" Discussed on Around the NFL
"Two s kevin harland with the call that's westwood one derek henry ice the game for the tennessee titans and marcus marriott also threw a fifty three yard touchdown pass to taiwan taylor with five twenty nine left a key play in the game the titans beat the cult's thirty six to twenty to overcoming a slow start on monday night that ends what had been in eleven game losing streak greg rosenthal for the titans against the colts which is really surprising because the colts have not been the jug enough for a couple of years he has an yang that's all in streak it has continued but now it is over the titans get a win they need and they get a performance and marcus mary out with a lot of people were calling the this is what you want to had a year young quarterback plane through an injury plane through limitations if you missed the telecast jon gruden informed you roughly seventy nine different times that he couldn't leave the pocket that he has to just win this game from the pocket but it was an impressive performance in there was a pick six there are some inconsistencies early but he played his very best in the fourth quarter they were down nineteen nine in this game in mario to made a lot of nice passes had very good pass protection and it's a win as he gets healthier in in the titans hope this team gets a little more consistent on defense that they could look back on and think like we needed that when we could not fall to and four losing at home to the jacoby percect colts yeah and it it locks up the afc south.