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HUBIE HALLOWEEN - Double Toasted Audio Review

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HUBIE HALLOWEEN - Double Toasted Audio Review

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If, you've never questioned why the dumb ass man he plays the other people he gets to play them why and every move movie they always get the hot chick. Other than just being you know because they get more screen time. You never questioned that before you ain't GonNa Start asking questions. You know if if a character farted. Just because they didn't feel right a joke and you laughed every time they did those laughing now. Not Don't don't don't get coach it now keep laughing. You know you know you're going to do that or may maybe they've evolved yet there was something like when they were younger now they've moved on. Yeah, I would love to say that but using these. Here, it'd be kids looking at it like this thing that God, Damn Fun. You didn't know who the fuck child here Ted you're embarrassing. A man. You know another thing is a. Sailing besides everything I just tell you look Adam Sandler. I just got y'all know this already him and I we we we birthday brothers May. September ninth that's when we both born. So you look at that means. I. Don't have to like everything that he does but because he's my brother acts sept him. He's Family Martin. If you became too. You'd have to hide him from the COPS I. Don't approve everything he does, but you know what? He's still my brother men and I except for him. But I tell you what family still, Talk Shit. I go fight nobody but I'm to obstacle GONNA talk some Shit. You know about my brother over here and this huby Halloween. And also, let's be fair. I've seen I've seen almost all almost not none not all almost all the the happy Madison movies out there. No kidding almost just because of the nature of what we do. And I'VE BEEN SURPRISED BY COUPLE? Well, we the we've gotten criticized some of the ones that Gabe loves the waterboy which people say number two sequel today. The waterboard grew up to be even stupider than he was moving instead of. Going out hand now, what he just fucking with people all around town. With, everything now. Trying to get people soup and help they don't want. Also but everybody loves water. Zoltan. Johanne don't mess with him. I liked that movie. Yeah. I really like that movie man. So you know you never know man, you might turn around. I never saw fifty first dates, but I heard that's good. What's his name Oh the wedding, the wedding wedding singers. You never know you never know in now we have huby Halloween thing is man you never know what this because with this you have the character Huby who means well, he you know he's not that cocky guy that just goes around making voices for what he does He. There's no real explanation for there's no real expert. He didn't maybe he maybe he's not cocky but he is going around making a stupid voices and talk and crazy and whatnot but he is. He's trying to be helpful every month got a good heart and he's got and he has a great heart as they say, he thinks about everybody but himself but people like debt. Huby. I didn't ask you for your health. leaving. The hall for live and let live but you cared at thermos everywhere. Term. Getting everybody's business come on. I got a crack on you. Nobody ask you for shit he'll be. We only, we've only asked you for one thing to leave us alone. As you won't do it got damn who huby whatever your name you want to Oh a dough boy don't let, Halloween. That's when he goes full Huby I. Love the conflicting ideologies of a man who loves Halloween put escape scare everything every damn thing he puts he was the halloween decorations up and tears. You put it up. What? He'll be boy huby Halloween. Halloween Eagles full huby nobody scared goes to go to Huby I. Mean I get that it's a movie and they can do whatever they want. But when they showed his house I say God. You've seen anything like that just. Because of all the craziest decorations he has. said. You know this takes place in Salem and Hugh Huby wants to go around his favorite day and he wants to go around help people make sure that people are extra safe on Halloween people just like fuck you. I never asked you. We hate you huby. Every Halloween chasing down the street and weapons. Was for some people it's like he just easily I can't help helping. Plus he's Got, now full but this all we might be different this. Halloween is a killer on. Might be. Aware Wolf. Descend Auto Dracula. People are missing and after all this is Salem. And all the WHO knows what goes on a town like this were the spirits of dead witches already pissed off. Half of Matt. I know I've been hung and drowned but God damn y'all put up with that food. He was living autumn I volunteered to be. Burned to the stake to get away from his crazy as can huby in town at hates him Kenny actually keep an open heart. Put the bullying is still try to help people. Before they actually kill him. People, are out for blood or Huber. We had enough. There's all we know. Come around. They treat him I. Just Salem witch trials this bird. Let's go ahead and take a look. Huby Halloween the latest Netflix's Adam Sandler movie and we'll let you know. We'll let you know this is this is different. From the others actually of Happy Madison movie that we like. Let's take a look at the same old, bullshit. Lose and Goblins AH. I know you've got your costumes data the frightful festivities. Out You will get more trees than tricks. Fuck you. I didn't ask. That's the kind of Shit I'm talking about. People sick him. Here Guy. In nicest guy in this tale Jerusalem happy Halloween where churches. He's so much. Should You'll be always asked the nerve to look surprise. Bitch law you've been this terrible you'll realize people hate you. Looking, they do pugh poodle Hubadoo. Hey between route interior. When you get ahead. You. By, baking. Very. Eighty I heard boy. I. Like that because as much as trying to make you go. Oh, Poor Huey Huby that you get you get those like, no no, he's a pest and. I think we on the same sheet because level say you're to hate me diplom- say about this movie. I'm sorry I didn't recognize. Pretty impressive how he's Choubey. Salem tradition. Pinkish care here there. Something on this. Year. He can't you. I I got I did laugh at that. It's pulled this. Guy Is the corporate coin in his mouth. That was actually a fine to me. Salem. PD. Huby. When you`re Shalem Needs Me What are you GONNA DO MR to block Area where we thirty? Make sure every she she teach take. Jamie shaved. Would you lose your thermos? Never happy. You growing as walking around even kids. Is he going to like millie challenge school because he's got this guy term? It tries to skate so hard between making him mentally challenged but not call them mentally challenged people he is mentally challenged I don't give a fuck with you know no no, it ain't. No, he's not simple now he's you know he's he's he's not A. Socially Awkward. No, he's fucking mentally challenged. Sorry. But as long as they don't say it, it doesn't make the people complete, ass exactly. You know the word they use with challenge for this kind. Fuck you know. Anyway. We are. We at. Now. UB MARRIED I suggest cancel Halloween immediately cancel damn thing. IS SOME DATELINE NBC's. Straying. Off Stretch. The Best Person I know that's why you're a hero. You know you deserve every time. Look. Like? I. Told You. I ain't trying to appear in debate with nobody convince anybody. Arguing with no body. About to go off I, I would say this look there comes a time when you had to admit that this is something that a lot of people that they like, but it's just is just not for me. Is Not you? It's me. And that's that's the case with all these Adam Sandler movies man. Is Man has been doing this for years is made millions crazy millions of dollars doing what he's doing ain't nobody about tell him to stop true you know and but the. Now in. These even try to watch him when open. Listen, there's no winning with me. With these films right here. You know. Five minutes my criticizing Adam Sandler man. For for. But maybe because I've seen too many movies is often but I I'm five minutes and I'm like already is this is. This is way too predictable. You know you got that scene where it's A. Got About a bike. Now I be looking I, find as growing walk INS in the in the in the scene is going slow, and then I look and where they're going, you know what's GonNa. Happen next. Just. Crash and fall off the fucking bike we know what's going to happen. Just fall off the fucking bike. That she felt like an eternity I'm just like I know this is going just crash and fall off the Goddamn bike. Yeah. Because peewee Herman Dude thirty five years ago funnier. Thirty five years ago in people have done it almost once a year ever since then. You know we know happened. Just. Fall up the Goddamn bike we know what's going to happen this say no how last comedy right in. But then. Criticizing him for being predictable. Then he goes off and does not predictable. Also. Rookie bellboy. I. Bet did come out of nowhere. I hate look I gotta not coming. Stupidest. Right I see. Him To say, Rocky. Balboa. Styles like I don't. I don't see how those things could be had A. Rocky eight RAW thaddeus Roy but the whole vomiting projectile rocky took like a man. Should, and that's another thing we would. Who, who, who does things that just just You know he's a noose where he goes if he ate their this traces of who they're. Going around throwing up all over the town. Rookie bellboy. You know, why did he do it? There was no reason for that other than other than Adam Sandler just fuzz nasty bodily functions. It's an easy laugh. Because, you didn't say a comedy was unpredictable but you. Still complaining. Came up by the win with you. What do you will? Stop Complaining Man. Is your thing. All that is. All that is followed by another bike crash. Of fart out of nowhere fart that just. Talking and he just fired and he just why because same reasons with the vomit Because, why not? Because why not? Because easing right in the joke. And it's what fans been paying me millions of dollars four all these years. You. Get more things like Kevin James. Introduced. With a with would purposely horrible mullet right there just because that's a cheap and funding sight gag and plus also Kevin James are always right behind Adam sandlers Adam. Sandler makes a serious movie Kevin J series movie Adam. Sandler get stupid again Kevin James Get stupid again no enough. The camera had stayed on that lasts you'd see Kevin James. Oh good. Did I do good. Now. Let me look. See Scenes. Like All this is easy. Humor man. You know all of his sight gags. That's all just sight gags. What easy. Just, get us from A to B to left man you know. Hugues. Mother Playboy Name Square June Squibb who's funny I give you to you man she's funny but he's always funny Bona. Donor. Running joke in there is a growing this a fifty some you'll know what a bona is. Yeah. We could just somehow pull Adam aside and say listen I know you're going to be you but it just the one thing I need you to stop doing is the running gags. Just. Just make a movie with no game this challenge yourself. Yeah. That's that's what they tell you what though. But this dumb shit you get some value that's a two for one right there. The shirt is a running gag in the Bona joke is running gay. Hey, I'll tell you what you know what volume like this crazy shit you get out of it. That gag is running like curly from the three students. Won't stop. He just keeps eight buner Boehner and everybody just he. Got A, lot of burners to pick with us. Damn. All right man we get it. Challenge man ain't no sexy. You know what Boehner is even though I don't know how the fuck you don't know all these years. was calling at one time you know fucking up. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. I. Mean laughing at him I was like well, he's not completely wrong. People have the tables turned now I am. Very sneaky saddle. But You know. That's Just picking a parked car, you said that you know what this movie is. You know who is four so Was why, why are we doing this? Let's just go ahead and cut this short. Get to the inevitable. Some Ole Bullshit Oh. Fuck you rain and call this day man. But I'm GonNa tell you some novel keep going because I'm going to do something. That I don't think I've ever done. With a Happy Madison movie that I've complained about as much as I complained about this. I'm simply going to talk about the things that I actually enjoyed more than the things that I've been the things I didn't end. Killing me smalls. Why? Why can't you be together? We Might Mon just give me a chance to give me a chance. I'm GonNa Tell You I'm GonNa talk about this because I'm GonNa tell you that what I'm about to do here. Is Not don't make me look good. I might end up being villain this whole narrative by the time has done. The movie has his heart in the right place. We've say yes, indeed it does this movie is just one big long anti bullying. PSA. Sure in a way is this One big anti bullying message. And most people. Most people are going to they're going to they're going to root for Huby over here because what they see here. Is he decided to go get you because Yossi. Yossi a poor ment- mentally challenged man who only thinks about others besides himself and he has a Chi- heart. And he's so sweet. And I'm here to tell you I did not see that shit at all. What I saw was Adam Sandler. Plan. One of these stupid ass characters again. I see low Huby I saw Adam Sandler do stupid voices again. Play when he's dumb ass characters just. Be. Weird. And still somehow as I said. Getting the best looking girl in the movie. Who's that actresses Julie Bowen Julie Bowen? WHO's loved loved loved not dislike not just brutalized beloved this man. Ever since she was in second grade. So sees love this man for forty five plus fuck years. Dude man fucking up the town all this time. But why do what does she like him? Well, like I said simply because he's the main character, he's got the most screen time. So my point is is that no They're looking at this and this supposed to be anti bullying message not there's one times I I root for them bullies man throughout this. And I enjoyed every bit of it. You're mean one Mr Grinch I'm a grits. Fucker right now man I'm about to burn whoville to. The grandma. To Hell was still impresses I'm about to kill everybody. Now man. Dick I did not feel sorry for for Huby one bit. That's not a mill challenge man that's Adam Sandler doing what Adam Sandler does but I've come to. I've come to accept that this is Adam sandlers wacky world. I'm just living in it for an hour and a half. But he's written Huby is such a way that he's annoying. He's confusing he's even creepy. And I thought he got everything he deserved in this every time because he'll he'll be constantly out the told you huby is trying to help people people saying get the fuck away from me. We told you. We don't need to help you make days words you weird. You bring this on yourself. I'm sure that there was a time years ago. Probably about twenty years ago they they pulled Hugo assigned everybody say let's be Nice Nicer. This guy. Let's just let's just try to explain to him how to handle himself how to beat. In and let's let's help him and I'm sure he got enough fucking nurse. To, hell with this guy. You know the thing is a lot of Adam. Sandler's you know grown children characters they're they're those kind of loners who? Who Awkward but they're, but they're really sweet or Nice to children or pay, and you're supposed to feel sorry for them and they are told him, they speak to people out there who watch these feel like, Oh that's me that I'm misunderstood I'm a really sweet nice guy who just wants to help people and people treat bad for no reason. And they don't ever stop to be introspective to look and go like well, wait. This is what I think I look like. How am I actually affecting people? Am I talking too much and getting people's business by weird? I, missing social cues than make people feel this way against me. Yeah. ADC He's telling them like no, it's. Not You it's all those people be an asshole and it's like, no, because this is you're right. This is where you're looking at Huby and you like fallen for this Nice Guy Stuff. I mean, you think you're nice but you're in the way and people kind of. Get this across to you and you're not picking up on. So allow people are like all right I'm amount of ideas. I'm going to talk with him. Alone, there was one day. Should they everybody in town got together and we try fuck this guy We tried man we Would, not bad people. We've tried to help you. You started with a conversation between two people where one guy a little drunk. Man Huby I hate to say anything but you know he just kind of I dunno I feel bad and I was like, no, I'm glad you said something. Yeah exactly. When somebody says, Hey, hey, y'all. Oh. Shit. Man, I've been saying this. For years man lists there. But I thought I was asshole. QB. Takes up police the police time valuable resources huby get some people's way we're not asking for. Huby. SIS around as spies on people. He's in his car binoculars. He's he's across the street looking at people's Windows Shit, all of the name of helping utility eighth no Cuba's fucking weird man is creepy as hell. He's clueless. You can never read people man. You know. I'm sorry he'll be holds a job. You that's true. Cuban makes the paycheck Hubin Mahomed, Annapolis, humane that goddamn stupid. You'll be just don't want to learn. But. Have a road hips outset Adam Sandler. Rhodium is such a way for some quick labs. You know that's the thing he's he's not. So Miller challenge that I had to feel sorry for him because Adam Sandler wrote him this way for quick gags. So you know what? Every time was fucking kids with going on street and acts as a him and get him get his ass. That's what's so funny is that they start out just throwing eggs. The deadly. Weapons. Throw cinderblocks service. Think go. Get that motherfucker yeah. Get them get them. I was I was rooting for these billions. 'cause huby never learns man as far as I'm concerned Huby was the terrorists in this town and I enjoyed the movie I enjoy watching them fuck with him man I ain't Gonna I was letting myself but then mess with him. I May, I might seem cruel. I may seem to bully and so what man? You know 'cause that's just playing another character. These are all the Adam Sandler characters finally collected in one right at getting what they deserve a. Joke. You get what you're fucking deserve. Adam Sandler. So the whole time you know I'm only mad because shit ended up having a happy end. Yasha. List. He'll be like you said Huby is written. He's confusing. We talking about how Huby? Huby you. Be Loves Halloween Man. Huby loves. He talks about how this is his favorite holiday. Hope, it's his the her way with all the shit. He put out his yard. All shitty put out in the yard and everything you know this. This this supposed to be. His Favorite Holiday Inn Fool is. Scared of everything. I don't understand Ed. Well. How can this be as this holiday? He scared of all the decorations he puts he's scared of his own decorations. One, the decorations POPs up in his window that he put up and he broke up. Like, you put it up. was. Wrong with you man. I. Don. Yeah. I'd that's the German government and I don't know if that was the intention, but I'd as what I? Look I ain't GonNa lie man. I feel like a horrible person but I'd be one these people playing pranks and chasing you down the street what there is that thing where people are. Especially when Ray liotta picking on. You like. Man I gotTa Life Outside of okay? Huby an here. So. Why is it? When really picking on him? I'm not feeling bad about it because I should. Come on dude stop being a Dick but. Some of bucket. To tell you that just got to Ray Liotta so much that he would just devote time to fuck it with. Ray Liotta is fighting the move clips where we have A. Guinea. But Ray LIOTTA low he lives to fuck with you. and. Then they don't explain the reason for and the thing is you can kind of I really did like really order the movie. He had me laughing he had me laughing. It's he's fine. He made me laugh because he's a he's he's a grown as man. Successful successful assume for the way he dressing. Grown as man look like he might be a Mafia. Dumb. Everything to fuck with Huey man then something happens when like he strikes out with this girl, he's like you know what? He tells a stroke out with you. I'm going to. You'd be. Funny because like you know you you probably the worst out of all the bullies. Yeah. But it's just that you been the biggest and the grown is when the oldest. You know because he's extra cruel man. But he's cruel for no reason. He just hates Huber. He's yeah. He's he's extra-crew like he does the stuff that makes you. Like those the. Bullets. Run over. And beat him up and yet. I wanted a tried track because he does, but he does sit in any other movie. That is not right like Huby steady Mobil Holden reloaded. Kicks his ASS. Kicks dirt. On. Hold it's a great. His father's grave and he's still don't give a damn. Like you said at the funeral. Oh you. Made me forget about my father. Radio it was finding it is man made because the shared his hatred of Huby. Get you brother I get you man. I tell you I, I did like. Some things in there that didn't always involve huby there was something as they got me the stable. See me I just I'm just in love with Steve Buscemi man as an actor I like him a lot. I hear you saying the word like over here. I know there's some things I did like your. Brother. I liked a lot. Well. I WANNA I wanna I couldn't keep going because you bring up a lot of stuff. Like all right. There's there's a Lotta Shit in here that. You'll be mixing WanNa hate this movie, but I can't. Well, that's the thing I would notice I was like what? Because in the beginning I wasn't digging it all because it's Adam Sandler it's the Adam Sandler dump. Voices him putting people in crazy hair. Yeah. Just cheap gag. Then there's this physical gags that are just with a cheap gag and it's like man you just right off the bat you come with a with a kit. You like Adam Sandler, movie opened. Its list. Yeah. Okay. You're going to do this voice you're going to do this. Here's a WIG Kevin James Sick that on you put on this beard. Like. Right I hate that we have to do this but after wild once it gets going and established that I don't really like or care for Huby. I started going you know what? Everything. Except Huby is actually kind of funny or is fun I, mean, it's not like laugh out loud funny. No, but enjoyable I mean even with like. I Hate Huby in a few behead if everybody was trying to be nice to Huby they. Like, the fact that the whole town hates ub just cruel to him. I'm sorry that made me like right. I was with the town on this and then as things. Steeper semi man he really I liked do and he was so likable as a neighbor he was there's a twist with him to crack. Up any got me well this. So yeah I mean they they kind of show what the twist is there. It's just funny that he's so much like his character and Hotel. But also the character he was Mazda House where he's the neighbor in the house like Oh, come over here. Yeah. Yeah. He says never cracker but stable seem he's just like he was so lovable. Score with the man. Yeah. I, just like men are like him. A another thing I like this you in duly. That ain't in own my God. Rob Schneider, not being all. I was like Oh. This is this is pleasant. We he's not gonNA. Be You. Know. I can't believe. Yeah people there's a twist with. Me and I actually liked it. I was like Oh shit. That was. Kind of movie that was calm clever yeah. Another thing was like okay. So Julie. Bowen is the the love interest and you go like Oh. Yeah he's the the high girl is. She's in love with him, but he's actually got the time this time the girl the love is age appropriate. She's she's barely younger than she's still stupid is out in his movie and they were I guess she was. Happy Gilmore. was like all right I may will like we were in school to get was like, Ala, L. School together. I was like, Oh, well, it's not that far. Yeah. Works I one thing I didn't buy and I got on my nerves we the how just like there wasn't even though gradual falling in love it's like Oh you'll be busy get. Y. You. Know. Again this Wacky San Linda. That's one I can't get with. Some of the supporting characters. SNL Like Maya Rudolph was cracking me up my and Tim Meadows together they. You know I I saw some complaints about them. They said, they didn't give a whole lot in there. Actually the at first. Maybe they weren't being used but Bantu got better. Yes. It was just the two of them together. Yeah. Just cousin each other just be shitty to each other especially. Like. something. That sit around on. Cruel to with. Somebody gets the night. No, you ain't. Hit Look When Adam Sandler doing certain things it is a little refreshing I'm so glad that they did not take another vacation on Oh, I mean less Salema just popping off like no, you know. It might be something going on, but I was so happy that. They went on a cruise I didn't go to any island. You know it was happy to see them actually look feel like they were they were trying to make a real movie. This time. Yeah. I mean even. The Mystery of the escaped convict and the disappearing people I was like. It's got it's gotTA driving plot. I'm kind of interested in where the. To say this but I said, you know what I wanNA know what happens. Yeah. I mean look I didn't see them, but it's got to be better than Bouma Dea. Jesus Man Yeah Man. That's that is the ultimate insult. When somebody says, you know Adam Salem Better Halloween. 'CAUSE boomer D did not put nearly this much work in animals almost they almost have the same plot. Like go missing. Trying to figure out what the mystery is. Yes man no this is better than this. qb Halloween part one part to yet. But probably what is better than Butu and one put together. this is A. least got locations A period had two spots. He had a house in a field. At least they got locations here. Yeah. Yeah. Many you don't WanNa. Cut The the. The Halloween not only sets but the the art directions actually pretty Nice Yeah. You know there's a lot. There's a lot of cool Halloween decoration going off for like one hundred house they have in their own yeah. Yeah. That there was there was I love the fact that they have one of those haunted houses where they scare people but he Is Screaming so much. To Do I. Think. You know that's the one that is the one right here that that made me. Let me jump that. It was making me mad because he over it, but this is the one. Jobs. All right. He's disturbed. Man? You. Got Scared Yeah exactly. A little thing that impressed me a lot. It's it's such a little throwaway thing but. People who are his bullies and at one high school kid that any kid his Freddie Mercury costume. Damn that is that is genius. Then that's spot on his Freddie Mercury? Costume was funny and they did something with it. That had me laughing. Something happened where he got. Oh, at the beginning he got. It's gotTa wrong at the beginning he got snatched in his teeth flu. Shot. He's got. Wherever that I was like Oh. that. Amy rhapsody. Two hours. Look more real. They did a book. And that city all? The teachers stayed up at air polluting, right? Now man. I really am impressed with the with the design here did spills like some money went into it. I. Mean It really does look like maybe Tim Burton came in and did some consulting. The only. Sorry like the only ladies laziness was really in Adam Sandler's performance. Yeah. Exactly exactly man? No, he was. He was the only one just doing the same ocean air by they tried to up their game up except him and what's so weird is like her. Voice thing I think he does all the time like you said I might as well have just made it the waterboy at least like just make get that same character and then we'd have something to attached to it. It would make sense. Yeah. Posted just all right another Adam Sandler voice guy. Whatever is that there's nothing that distinguishes huby outside of the way people react to him. Yeah. I mean that voice? Did I'M GONNA look this up that voice he he did. He did that when he was doing a when he when he gave a speech for an award hello critics. Dinky you I'm glad somebody recognized me and it's like you don't have to do this character can be Adams. Once because even looking at Kevin James in this I was like you know everything he's doing here would work just as well. If not better if he didn't win win all that we and all that was unnecessary he'd have to do that. He's. Adam Sandler was doing this when he was just giving a speech. I like to have some words which. Gave me talk to you real quick. See. What were you doing we? We don't have a reference point. Would it be known as the guys who lost Adams? Get. My Car outside of fucking Ralph's. Gig Star. In all SAMA had to do is get ahead serandon stone in devoid this. Maybe. That was marketed for movie. Maybe that is you be. Yes. You. Know I I also give him credit for this is taking place in Salem and they didn't do anything predictable witches. Audrey maybe when clever enough you know I don't know I. Don't know but I thought it was surely going to do something that gets. Piled on pretty heavy. Yeah. I mean from Salem anybody doing something Salem Salem. Yeah. Even though shack had me laughing man I know right check as weirdest cameo in here in it actually speaks to like when Adam Sandler gets weird like that. Then it works. So I was like Damn even, Steven? Shack is better than you may character. Yeah. Because you be laughing shacks acting or whatever but I was like shack is funny yeah. Yeah Man. I you know I look. I ain't saying this is great. No Way. Get fucked up. Here run with this Iraqi nobody's the. Adam Sandler convert now anything. But. I will say I will say this man Oh, his daughters within the movie to Yes. He and his wife. That was another funny gag to and dressed up in costume. Yeah, yeah, just like Harley, you like, yeah there's GonNa was that last year where all the women were going out like that. Yeah man no, this is A. This is a it is. I don't know if this is just. A backhanded complimentary. I'm grade on a curve or whatever. But he's not as not as bad as I thought, it would be when Adam. Sandler. When he? When he was threatening to give us the worst movie. Ever because he didn't get any love from the Oscars. For Uncut Gyms. I tell you his purpose was to give us that terrible. Worst movie ever made he failed failed again he failed a geek ain't even do that right now heated. Are? Maybe. He's waiting to go maximum Sanlam people maybe has unleashed yet. Wade get a load of media which actually makes me tear. Next. Maybe this is the calm before the storm, right? Right but. I gotta say man look. I didn't hate it actually thought. For Halloween. It's fun man in though I'M NOT GONNA. Tell anybody you hate Adam Sandler. I'm not gonNA take just running watch. This is. Because I. Think there's going to be much for you to actually come back saying Oh. Yeah. Good I'm not going to be responsible for their become back hating us and being man but I will say for me, my expectations were very low but. You know maybe it's because I'm in a spirit of Halloween his. In in a fun way may because like I said that it was all the people around him who was doing a better job than him and the movie actually did pulled me in. I would say that you. Would give the rental. Is, and that's perfect because. It's right where it needs to be. It's at home. Yeah. Yeah. I know you talk about low expectations I mean. You don't get lower expectations than a happy madison seeing that happy Madison baller them on and after just watching the master disguise I know Mac. Expectations were much lower your. When it started I was like well. go and yet like you it star winning me over the last Adam Sandler was in the more I embrace my hatred of Huby. And did people picking on him and he is not without his charm at some point. I mean, if you really hate that character and then you couldn't get through this movie but there's Times I thought you know what I bet you could do this movie. Almost says it is without Adam Sandler him, but with the different director like say, Paul. Thomas Anderson. But just you know more of indie kind of quirky calm. Yeah. Like brought up before if it was peewee Herman instead he could work for all of this but. As. I went on I was like you know what? As a comedy. Some, things work some things don't, but it does work as a Halloween movie which seems to be its point and at a time when people are just like man everything down I. Just WanNa Laugh I. Just WanNa Light Laugh I was like. It kind of fulfills that. It's a, it's a rental. For Halloween I would even say it's a high rental. Beyond that no. If you hate Adam Sandler. This to win you over on teeth right there. But he looks like Nigel from just like a brown Nigel from the wild thornberrys. Oh. Yeah now you well somebody put it in him and they say look the way to get. Caught Martin like an Adam Sandler movie beat the shot of Adamson. because. That's how I when I was you. The town came to the rescue. Get that bitch. Well, I just didn't like like don't you Don't try to make me feel sorry for this guy. For him no. If you spend the good until the movie, look a lot of this is a bad movie until they actually get to the part where start to pick up. Those parts as bad the town tried to beat out of him and I was rooting him on I was happy. I was happy because man those those goddamn thermos jokes goes like can we stop please? No. No like I said they had. If they had actually ended this movie had with before I, even got to the good parts of the edges into half of it and burn this fucking to the state. It'd be like, okay that was a good movie. Luckily. There's other people here. Really. He's not in it much but when he pops up, he's funny. Or, some shit he does. Really. I mean just really old and a Rainbow Week. Do was in good film. Class. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE was pretty impressive how he's been. Choubey do. Tradition. Yet. Expect scare here their. Rule the dame, the plant faced way with the new vegan mixed ferry from smoothie king powered by whole non GMO fruits, oat milk and vegan protein. It's dairy free print vase smoothie. You can feel great about with thirteen grams of protein and half your daily fiber. 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Dennis Rodman, Kevin Nealon, and the Dating Report Card

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Dennis Rodman, Kevin Nealon, and the Dating Report Card

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Kili only said he only did the play takes place in north knows Chester Northampton anything like that a little bit in London. And the only time you've ever even attempted. An accent was what he said blow. It'd be like we gotta make these boots broke. With the puck is going on. I fucking fifth time. It was it was it could not sometimes, you know. I I always say this. I think I'm on the Truman show or sometimes just the serendipity of it all last night was children's night at the theater, and it was an opportunity for new people to get involved in the theater. So they were like so to all the children out there who came tonight is after the show and to all the newcomers. Maybe this is your first show ever like welcome in John's. Mother fucker. They gave me a sticker that said my first show. Like, this is a gift from the content. God's man. So yeah, he was great and walk into Times Square afterwards. Mother Keiko Ken John billboard, and John. It was giant Asian face. Just taking. Because he's Asian because he's Asian always playing out to these Asian. He knows he's taking up coach from like forty second street to forty fifth street at big old, muggy, haze. It was like, you gotta be fucking kidding. I can't go anywhere. Without this guy. Haunting me it was all good. It was great. It was like cookie. He was great. And then Ken giancana ruin my night. And then me and John we want to have a nightcap. And I am not kidding you. I'm not exaggerating. I'm really truly January not I'm speaking dead ass serious and honest from the heart. We had the worst fan interaction. I've ever had a parcel sports. That are always asking us that never had an answer. I don't have an answer. I this was worse than the guy who came up to me at saloon in eight my lettuce off my plate. Remember that one? He ate the garnish the plate, garnish you that guy. He looks like a fucking I want to hang out with that guy compared to this. This cat comes over. And he literally mean Jonah just sitting there and so quiet bar Park Avenue Taryn quite bar. And he he starts off by going and what's up God? God love the content. Why don't you just shut the fuck up for a second? Let me pitch you. I was like I am. Okay. We immediately Daedalus. Okay. I'm done with this me. John are sitting on the fuck what kind of salesman starts with launch you shut the fuck up for a second. We weren't hawking all the way, by the way, it wasn't. So he leans in between me, and John we're both sitting next to each other at a bar or stool distance apart leans in with his phone edges. It wedges in his shoulder is touching my shoulder as other shoulder touch. Johnny weds like his hands. Yes. Click move the fuck over and shut the fuck. Up. I'm gonna pitch you. And I'm like, and this is where I mean, we're so fucking the amount that we don't want confrontation to the fact that like no neither of us were like, bro. Get the fuck away from me. But what he's supposed to do. You know, then you're an asshole and you cause a scene. So my let's let's get this over with. He proceeds to pitch us. He's like you've probably seen this before. In fact, stands everybody sins before you know, what the airport when you get the feedback like tablets, like, I know. I don't know what that is any pulls up picture. And like he's like they're in Newark during LaGuardia JFK, it's like a little fucking stand on the table that has like good bad satisfactory excellent or some shit like that. And you push a button to rate what I don't know where rating waiter service or TSA service. I've seen when leaving a bathroom. So I guess you would rate the cleanliness of that. Okay. How good your show was find graded? Great. What the fuck does. This have to do with anything. He's like the I'm sure Davis season airport. I'm like, I I'm sure he has I don't know. What that is. But even if we all did know what this is what are we supposed to do with this? And then he's like, okay. Yeah. Whatever man. Fucking cares. I'm sitting I got I got this horror over here that I'm with, you know, I got this horse Scott like a size hundred s I mean, hey, I wish you didn't have a big ass. But beggars can't be choosers. I found her on seeking you know seeking right seeking arrangements. It's like Craigslist. It's like back page by a Hooker. Fuck a whore. You buy for keeping you know. Fuck these fatty acids, I was like you are a horrible person, sir. Like, first of all she can hear you. She's like to see was away Tuesday through. It was like she she she knows. It was I felt so awful like you you hired this. This this lady of the night, treat her with a little bit of respect you fucking asshole. They ordered shots. I I honestly the bartender might have thought that I was kidnapped. I was trying to give her is like like how help me and then gingy kinda she came over afterwards as used to talking to us because we're nice gentleman and Tony. Don't even brush pass don't even brush pass because we get the shots, and he's like, all right tears. You guys fucker right in the pussy to just say that on ironically, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Can I just backtrack? The entire pitch was just these things that are showing us pick and point. He goes like this is a pretty inopportune time to talk about my like feedback devices at the airport. Like, yes, yes. It is Z most falling eleven o'clock on a Monday night Tuesday night at the bar like two guys who definitely don't wanna talk to you. And even if we did we don't know what the fuck we would do like, you would have thought that Casey radio is an airport rating device podcasts was like, oh, this is a perfect match. Wow. This is really useful for us. You fucking day to saw something in an airport. And he wanted to like tell you basically, though, he sells. I mean, he was he was trying to pitch us on it. But it was just like, whoa. Where did we can? I do you want me to buy one like for the podcasters? What are you talking about? And then he. Mahalla? How how how how was like every cliche about it was like someone hired him to come over and again Truman show. I was like this is a prank like are. We are you doing this on purpose and that poor Hooker. She seemed fine. The came came back came back and leave as another shot gives them a shot. It was like a shot to kill to end the night. Which is always Bill last thing you need to just like, well, the fun is over this. This the alcohol the buzz provided from the shot is not necessary. It's just gonna contribute to the over tomorrow. And the girl the bartender comes over later this inbetween. No, I was all right. I I was like one of those Moore's there was like I woke up. Yeah. Right. Right. Which is pretty much every morning. Yeah. But she came over in between when the guy I left, which is crazy. He came back because you know, he was like all going to go back and hang out with my boy. She was like, oh, I thought that was your friend. And I was like. I do I put off the vibe the that would be someone I associate with that is the rudest thing anybody has ever ever said to me my whole life. It was very pretty bartender. Yeah. She'll look like Angelilli. I don't know pretty use the way I would describe Angela whites. She's very pretty she's she's she's sure I've ENA. Sure, I've anal, but she's very. So we we have a new so that that's that took up like all of the hate in my heart. I have I've minds disperse. I've I've had a rough twelve hours. Oh, no. I wait, John. Your hate is brought to you by Tommy John. Because now why Hades John is my while. I was gonna say the only thing that can like counteract some of this hate is how much you love your your dick and balls all up inside some Tommy John. Tommy, John underwear finish that sends because I think he's gonna leave it how much I love my dick and balls don't want that. I don't hate my and balls sometimes I do. But there we have a love we're still early our relationship. We're not even halfway through. I don't think I mean, I used to be like when you're a teenager. You have your in the honeymoon phase with your dick and balls, you know. You know? This they. Yeah. And then you get sick of it. And like you twenties and now in your thirties. I'm just like it's there, I'm thirty. I'm like, I'm back in all your coming back around your second acts with the exactly I'm still waiting on that. But wherever you're at this stage with your didactic Dombi, John is the most comfortable way to hold them and support them. They are I don't even know what material. It's like I think like NASA uses them for the space suits, just like some some scientifically engineered. It's probably just cotton and spandex. But I don't know. It's so comfortable, and they got the quick draw. Fly you ever see? I mean, there's nothing worse than you're at the urinal, and you got the other fly like the normal fly. And you gotta like snake your dick out. You know what I mean? But I always do this thing. I always like I like put my ass out as I'm bigoted in ever do that. I'm just like lean forward and grab it. And let the snake it out. Like, why why do I have why am I doing like the fucking hip thing you ever do that? When you know, how you know, how Tommy John has the quick draw flies. But the other one how you have to go like if the snake around when I sneak around I do I like for somebody like put my like ads out like the digging around for it. I gotta find it. It's a whole production. I'd rather just try to grab him. No. I think I'd do that. But but it's the quicker is still the way to go. I know wedgies the underway dozen roll up doesn't roll down stays in place. Comfortable affordable girls, you can get involved. I would imagine that a Tommy John is just the most comfortable thing. Jenner put on your butt. Can you use do favor and go buy one get like an extra extra extra large women song at Tommy John come on just doing credit card? Go to Tommy John dot com slash KFC. Now, get twenty percent off your first order. How are we to say spiders credit card? What a world where like he's got access to all the money. What a world I love spider, but this spider. Can I have some money, please? What are you mad about? Tell me about a few things. First of all a mad about just last night. We got home. I was watching Bruins highlights and started tweet about the Bruins. And I'm just in a bad mood because like. Oh, people people with the Bruins at the deadline. All Boston fans. All Bruins fans. We're just like like doesn't get you past Tampa. But how the fuck do, you know? Yeah. I mean, nobody can predict. That's so annoying way. Doesn't get you pass Tampa. How that's your Brunell who good players, wait a minute. No. If I'm like through the jets have Sam darnold. They're fucking ready. You'd be like, well, you're not going to be the pats. But but no if the Tampa fans were saying that that's fine. If Tam fans were telling me, you're gonna give him. But that's okay. That's fine. Okay. I mean, Bruins fans are being. So you're. Oh, so bad that they're down on the of Boston sports fans in general because it was an playoffs Red Sox playoffs. It was this bullpen can't get you pass the Astros. Right. We're fuck where we where we do that bullpen bullpen probably one you the World Series like serious like the. But specifically that bullpen. I mean, they they stepped up like the more than I've ever seen a unit of a baseball team step up and then all season with the patriots. It was look you need home field because this team can't be Kansas City at Arrowhead what we do. That was really silly anybody who said that like like Arrowhead stadium is some like when people think so. Okay. So to say that like this did you? Yes. The Bruins made me so mad, and then someone was like dude, your take on sports are always just like this team's good. Yeah. I thought you know, they're all good. I'm not going to pretend otherwise. Literally two teams are the current champions and two of them are legitimate championship contenders. They're fucking good. Those are my takes. I can't relate to pretend otherwise would be disingenuous and stupid. I can't even contribute in any way to this conversation. They're fucking really good teams. Bruins. I think of the third best record in the NHL. Yeah. That's a good team. I'm confident with that team. I will take that team to fuck in Tampa lunch, making sure that says the Bruins are good to go Rask. That dude's like fucking like. Fourteen a win three and his last seventeen games. Good. That motherfucker is good good. I'll go to war with that guy may make a new shirt that says to correct that mother fucker is good fuckers really down on that shit. But yeah. So I was very annoyed by that last night people being like do they only won one game against Tampa last year? Okay. The fuck is. Sure, I hate you so much they won one game against Tampa last year. I mean, I I would be in the other camp on being I'd be down on my team this but bought like you have reason to be town here team you Boston so offends. Certainly. I think it'd be down there team are just fucking fake idiots. There's no reason to have nothing but faith in all of our current teams. What's the point of even being good? If you're not going to like act like it is, oh, we get Mark stone. Look I wanted marks. Don't do. I don't want to give him fucking nine million for eight years. But I've wanted him at the trade deadline didn't get him. I'm very fucking comfortable with this team. That's one. Well one, but they've got points in fourteen straight games. I believe you're sexy. Didn't talk sports, John. I'll I'll go. I'll take this team. I'm fine going in the plus with this fucking. Oh, by the way, we're adding David posture knock to I don't know just all started one of the best goal scores and Joe him to where it's cooled hat coolant. Great hats. Fucking A. Anyway, grew Bruins fans. Always really get me. Going of the worse. You guys suck was hockey fans. Trash rooms fans are always just like so down on our luck. We'll volley ball die doing. It didn't come through get to very solid hockey players that are great playoff hockey players that like they're like the build and the physical physical style of play that you need the piles. They're great team built for the playoffs. Fucking. Let's see. What happens? I'm very confident. I I know from players on the lightning that they're scared of the Bruins. So you should be scared to to don't fucking view lightning. Bruins fans co off king. God damn anyway tells me museums. Really fucked me man Taylor. She's dropping all sorts of hints. I have a feeling that Taylor swift is pulling a lost like a loss just made all these fucking references and allusions and dropped hints. And everyone was like, well, this means that and so this is going to happen. And then nothing happened. I think that's happening now. But she I mean, she does it every every every time straps and every album. I mean this shit that you were showing me last night. The like, he's so sure. Months ago is a team like three years ago. She was dropping hints on his palm tree shit. Well, I was thinking last night, you know, some of this. This is silly. Like, she really thinking this far ahead. And I'm thinking on our podcast, or where we do a video whatever we give it like a couple of hours of thought, how should we drop this? We like should I put this promo clip in or should we just drop it at midnight job, you know. So imagine if we were like a multi billion dollar machine of Taylor swift with a whole team of people. It'd probably be like, yeah. No three years in the making. You were wearing this shirt with this necklace. And they're six palm trees and their seven fuck in holes in the painting. And then that man, I mean what I mean what really they'll offer what like also disconcerts through starts in his promotion. Right. But like tell us what it needs any promotion, any more your is he buys, you just drop it Allen Bill years the album like she could do the beyond say being like what? Early on. I love saying I was in full pep as a little bit move. Yeah. I'm aware. It's fucking. It's fun. It's cool. As entertaining. Entertaining entertaining. But lost was like my favorite thing ever. And then it was the ultimate disappointment with nothing happens. So how upset you're going to be? But I mean this one so clear that something's happening. It's so what it can clear on. What if I'll go chain, myself, fucking champions, Basel statue, Chicago? Yeah. Fuck the because this is happening. I'm so confident it's happening zapping. There's are you on the record Okudu? Yeah. You will go to Chicago and chain yourself to like a White Sox statue or something? If Taylor swift doesn't put out a new album one by one by Saturday, Saturday, midnight like Saturday, and I've said it as a joke if you're gonna hold me to fuck it, though your show. Listen, if we don't we don't we don't do that right here. You say you're gonna change though a statute we do these. Well, it's one thing. It's one thing to say as you know. To be the first to say it and then as the reference it, but whatever I'm gonna fuck. The I hope she doesn't drop. I really hope that I had that. Imagine John chained up with a sign or somebody that and the cameras and him be like your let me down Taylor. This is the kind of this is like it would be like someone being like, she's dropping hints that she wants to marry you. And be like, yeah. It's nice brain. It's nice house verse and you buy the ring propose, and she says, no like, you you made a million hints. We talk about. No Taylor's made a million lead you on Jesus leading you need some serious serious leading on. I'm ready for new Taylor swift music. But some people apparently aren't which is totally okay. But it was I'm in that camp. It was. Particular tweet that triggered me yesterday. Whereas I tweeted out the the blog to the, you know, the conspiracy theory and all that dot connecting. And and someone replied, no, one cares about Taylor swift. Yeah. And. Is it doesn't it the universe to differ? It bothered me particularly about Taylor swift. But also just that like people say that on the internet to every tweet every single tweet like Adam Schefter, people identify straight. No, one cares. Anything that that person doesn't care about? They say no one cared because people are fucking soft and fucking marshmallow, and they need to feel like they're part of the majority and like dude, everyone cares hotels. If everyone cares about NFL transactions. Everyone cares. If you say, no, one cares on the internet have some balls have some personal responsibility and say, I don't care that's fine to not care. It's totally fine. But tip of pretend year, the majority to feel safe about it is fucking cowardly say say, I don't care don't say. No, one cares. People care about literally everything everything everything people care about to sit there. Like, no, one cares. You're just wrong in your fucking idiot. Johnny is coming in hot, Johnny accountability. Here. He is not fucking around. I'll say I'll say, I don't care about almost everything. It's almost like I don't care. I it's the same thing. As troll your being a troll. It's like I'm saying something that you disagree with. And so you need to you need to tell yourself that. I'm just doing this to get to around to fuck rile you up. No. That's what I think. This. This is my. Yeah. You opinions and not make me this role. Right. And you and you not caring about something doesn't mean that the world doesn't care. You wanted to pop stars on the plane full? I would have said biggest I think Arianna ground is taken that crown. She's the second longest pops fucking billboard not a billboard. But like a big ass when they just like. Which is like a wall on the sidewalk that was all Ariana GRANDE, and she had around like her latex fucking bunny ears thing and someone gave her a Hitler moustache. It was. Big the big Hitler moustache. But it was funny. Yeah. Man. Listen people are cowards. I bet you that fat guy at the bar with the Hooker would be guy tweeting known gares. Yeah. Exactly right in the pussy, but I smash you right in your face. Yo, let's talk to Dennis Rodman my white whale. My giant black. It's rare that you get to. I mean, like I did that Dennis Robbins story board, and by my by my standards, I like immersed myself in the world of Dennis Rodman. Meaning like I worked on the story like two weeks. You know, most documentary people are like I chronic I traveled around the world tracking you down for like ten years like, well, I like wrote extra long for two weeks. But I mean, I knew Dennis Rodman inside and out from fucking where he grew up to a surrogate family to the kid who died playing with the shotgun and the growth spurt and how he was a janitor. And now Craig Sager saved us. I mean, I know everything about this, dude. And then what a couple of months later, we get them to come through these doors, and he is ice. I said, he's the most underrated or underappreciated human. Maybe of all time, certainly athlete like we. We know he's crazy. But you don't appreciate how crazy he is. Until you really dig into it because you're so numb to him. It's like oh. Dennis Rodman did another crazy thing. No big deal. But when you really start to break down. It's a big deal. Let's Simmons though, Senate said the Tyson zone right where you'll just believe any story about them. And that kind of even started writing earlier, it'd be it'd be the Robin Wright, and that kind of and you kind of become numb to it. Whereas like era is like squeaky clean, but also has like a bombshell scandal. Everybody talks about it with Iran was like, Robin and kept fucking up along the way. Then his big transgression wouldn't be a big deal Robin was so crazy that people were numb to it. Whereas it's like, but if you look at everything from, you know, his suicide attempts to his celebrity marriages to his breaking his dick in his rehab in the North Korea ease fascinating. So he comes through and he sits down here. First of all just to paint a little color when he walked in his publicist or whatever he asked everyone Tobel said like Dennis Rodman is here. Please bow. Now, I love the worm clearly literally I just gushed about the guy actually had I been in the room. I mind about. I might have been the only one to do it. Nobody else bowed. And the guy went over to Devlin afterwards. It was like, oh, man. I'm like what was that? Like, nobody bowed. And was like, yeah. Sorry, man. I just like we don't we don't. We don't do that. How people around here. Sorry. But that's a kite that type of cat and cyber operation that Robbins running so Dennis sat down with us. And as much as I want to talk about Michael, Jordan and Ken, Ken, John Kim Jong and all that shit. We talked about all that has Raimondo about sex we. Yeah, we talked. He didn't believe in sex addiction. Like, you said, right. He's a sex act, and listen and not only sex about Twitter about fucking someone wife. Not only sex with human dollars sex with humans and other people's wives talking sex with other species as well, which is crazy. Even by my standards are like I'm a little uncomfortable right now. I also told them right to his face that I would never let him fuck. My girl like WALDO respect Dennis west personnel want you to fuck anybody who on the padding sex with. So my whales year we talked to him. 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We got a very special guest worm Dennis Robin live in studio. We we were trying to track down. I'm happy to finally get you in the building. What's going on here in New York? Yeah. I was just saying that I'm fucking sick of it. I can't I can't do anymore. We live now. Yeah. It's like perfect every single day when I was going to chilly out there right now fifty degrees. Fuck you. Fifty fifty Osas London. A couple of days ago was like fifty five in London in London companies go are you going over there? Doing some show called big nasty. Some of new show in London right now. Big nasty, honest. Call your two plug guys. Can't trust those guys. London. We can get into a ton of shit about you. I think you one of the most interesting people ball time. But I just heard that the podcast you do on the rebound that you're starting up you interviewed a couple that had a threesome. And then after the fact found out what? Now that's not yet. Not yet. That's today's episode so Rita when the other day right from Florida. What happened there satanism? We're geez. See bleeding satanism. She was giving me all these these worst of all these days like Dennis, you should get into satanism because you know, I don't believe in God, Jesus sucks. So that she shit. I said, okay. Great. She settled shit to me. Just like she was sexiest hill. Does. She was hot. I mean, how it goes? Right back crazy largely scale. So I feel like that's nothing. You haven't seen before that you've seen at all shipments. Pretty so you guys a lot of stuff too. Right. Yeah. Route a one percent of what you see Ministro close. Right. Yeah. Closing what's would is shit? You sit in a strip club ever as you guys questions. As you guys. What is the weirdest thing? You will see the girl doing the strip club. Besides the obvious. I haven't I haven't seen. I don't think I've seen that weird. I see like the ping pong shows. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty standard though. That's I don't think I've ever seen any. I mean, I know of shit that goes on here in New York people shitting on the stage and stuff like that. And we're seeing it though what I like to keep it, you know, normal normal. Yeah. See I prefer weird. I think I think I'm more you. I'm too scared to be like you. So you see a lot man. Yeah. I've seen a lot. Do you had to pick the weirdest thing? I've you know, I used to. This shit. I see, let's know. Talk to say this. This shows you to sometimes you see girls sit there actually literally is a horse his dick and a Horsa coming mile for. It's just starts throwing up. Where did you see that? Oh, it's all across the country in America. In America where in America, so good. We get an address you could address. He's. Okay. So where where are you? Where is the horse is it like in a stable? And who else is there? Besides you. Everybody's a show like there's this audience like people sitting down to a strip club. And they suck a horse's day. I've heard this. I just think I always think of it as happening in Mexico surly America in America, do the Shiite you to know where to look so you're going to go to LA man, go to place, a LA Portland. These. Washington. Got these Dundee's, right? And for gay guys to prepare to do sex scene of put him into swings. And then they'll swing like that. And I have guys with rubber gloves onto of up to the elbows. And then they'll swing all the way out, and they'll put their fucking fits inside the guys as like practically how to get the open so late like a train saw. Chase over the book. You should either. Either. Overall, guys out there, you got to check it out man who show so the freak of the freaks. So. Oh, so casually, basically. I rest. Shit. It tastes just blatantly going to ask you about it. Because I mean, I know all the stories. I mean, you broke your deck three times with just talked about that like you break your dick once fine you break your dick twice. You're starting able to reckless you break your dick a third time you deserve to have a three-time broken deck. Right. I just wanna make sure we're in agreement this agreement. I mean, a lot of guys that was kind of a lot of gross. No. It's not really is. The fact that when you exit really trying to punish rate and try to penetrate penetrate in a bid say, okay, great. You know, as all you got great. So go bitch. The next thing. You know, all of a sudden, I always said you give that one thrust. And the next thing, you know, you would have pop. Is a. Pop. Right. There is oh my God. And they saying no blood stuff squeak now. Just blood everywhere blood everywhere is seriously. It goes a freaking you got to go to hospital going to go to hospital. I'm a veteran. Door. But it'll stop his wrap it up. What about the one store you told her the girl ran across the room and like dove onto your she did. Well, that's very dangerous. Dennis bring your dick is gonna break like a hundred times out of one hundred though she was going to open. Outta she's over, you know, she's pretty good, right? Lubricated real. Well. And a swing this website. Fucking. This is true though. Right. It's crazy. It's like fucking, athletes wise, right on I'll be bad, right? Yeah. Right. Okay. Great a-rod. Let me go Jennifer Lopez. You could fuck right? Oh, I should do that. You put out a call. I've done it before. But it all like this. No, nobody knew about it. Who was it? I didn't know what she was married to this person. What's the person note? What do you play well league don't worry about it? Professional. Goes back back to the horse fucking. Then right. How much are your life? I mean, you you you you just got so much interesting shit. That's happened. But where's basketball rank? I almost feel like you had this hall of fame career. But it's kind of like, oh, I also play basketball. I put my life in this situation when I didn't want people to see me as a basketball player anymore. Right. I think vision accomplished received me as other entities about what I was playing. Let's say ninety five is still ninety five. I saw to build a reputation. Besides just a great athlete. Great rebound champion stuff. Like that. I start to build a reputation outside of basketball movies books. This that author of all kind of stuff right there, dating girls. But it's like an am crib. As became that. Now, this one of what I'm doing off the court now instead of on the court right us too. So that's what I wanna do. You think if you came up at a different time, you would be who you are like, I think if you if you. Eighteen ninety five was now that you just had you were bright and books making movies, you had celebrity girlfriends, you had crazy hair. I feel like you've used to be one of the other people in the bunch like every rapper every every ball player. Everybody's kind of doing that. But you were just the first to do it while I was what more flamboyant wanna do it? Yeah. To get your time almost with that shit. What I've done a lot of things to people not required for which. I don't really give a shit because in a time changed, right? Yeah. I've time changing old you have to change with the time. And I think today's won't like it's more common for anything a lot of athletes right now trying to shine each other not on the court off the court. I do I can rap. I can do this. I could go this girl this girl. That's just been done before. So show we some real cool shit. Right. So right, really cool shit father the fucking moon. Gold diesel other ships stuff like that. Okay. Great. Do it gives us a real Kusak. And talk about. Yeah. I mean because well, you died your hair and people freaked out. Cares. Call your hair. Nobody gives a fuck. Right. I I gets a lot of credit for kind of like breaking the NBA in a sense. So like guys compete nowadays could be themselves more. Do you think you deserve a lot of the credit to why I came the same same the same error? I came in fourth like, he was you know. Sh short. God that was rebellious and then coming from Philly. No played in Philly. But yeah, until he didn't give a fuck out of that, you know. Practice practice practice. Okay. Great. But I'm saying he created some of Amazon because he was we'll show a guy. Don't anything. You wanna do? Good ballplayer. Good ball player. But I think I just thought I'd want it to the forefront more to the forefront on it. You know? I didn't give a fuck when I guess what? I wanted to one. Yeah. I wanna I wanna bust my ass, every you have to pack it up on the back. Just an asshole. So I think that you know, today is more like, you know, is is sports is different. I mean, if you look at sports, very different if what would you agree? Hell, yeah. I mean, even today we would have met immature. She that three hundred million dollars guys you want to get there. See why you can't that's going to change. No, right us. Just go to j on the more tenure deals. Right, right. I'm surprised even got us. A lot of time for for anybody who signed for a reason because nobody was offering that was off shit. So do you what do you think would happen to you? If you didn't have your growth spurt? That's easy. I'll be in jail. Probably dead. You really think? So 'cause record I was more of a follower, really more followers were you met jail for what he think, I don't know. I kid enough of killing somebody. I knew that. The other shit drugs or some shit like stealing this stupid shit like that. So so when when that happened like you you blow up like twelve inches in a year. And all the sudden you go from janitor to fucking NBA prospect is the janitor jail homeless. Jill. Project homeless. Then college sucks damn all that shit right there on the nutshell. Yeah. In the fucking sort of say, maybe a so God, damn here's how about this would you? If you could have lived just a very normal life, no poverty, no jail. No drugs. None of that. But you just lived economic job average American or you went through all that shit. But then you got to play in the NBA you made millions of dollars. You got to go on and live this life where you get to do what you want when she picking. Listen it again. So you. Either have an average life, but you know, it was normal job. So or the life you lived where you went through a lot of shit, but you also got to get to the top of a professional sports and do all the things you did. Well, you know, I've told people this story the fact that when you living projects, and when your mother and siblings and cocaine stuff like that, and you and every day you walk through to to to the living room and try to go to the front door. Just depends on was where you wanna go. You wanna live on a right? That's how looked at it because I could have one left and could have been the drug game. But I kept going forward. I'm in the NBA game. Simple that I could have went that way. I didn't like going forward. Crazy. So. But it wasn't that simple. But Rollei, oh, wait me decide to keep going forward. And of course, every day every year, the most like improbable hall of Famer ever between growth spurt, and that the the way it was stacked against you w said lot of people like that a lot of guys NBA right now that life that that get a life to project and stuff like that. But it's like it's very difficult to analyze stuff like that, you know, Michael Jordan same thing. If you think of people like Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant, LeBron j you think these people never with this stuff like that. Let me like that that that deep stuff, but they did. But they sold. So well Mila so like atmosphere known in retake, they just came from this real civil spoon shit. Right. Right. He lived in his car went through some shit. Yeah. You've out around for a minute. But I mean, I feel like maybe it's just more. You've been more open about it. Or maybe some of the sales are a little more dramatic. But it is. Subotic magazine. It's like, you know, living their projects you'll have too many girls. You can fuck me because this fucking affect go for the first time kind of weird, right? Got a weird. Right. Dale sit. As if we suppose you get it's kinda sucks. I'm not even an NBA fucking fat girls. What fuck. Dale to the real forgot all these superstar novels that Ginsu get my kids take it away from me. God there what's been a life than that. Shit. I came out, right? Fucking projects three. Career. Fuck. What's what's the latest? You still involved in any of that shit. Or you just kind of what do you think Elliot when we come on? We're going to Vietnam where we don't what are we going to be here. Viet nam next. We go to win peace tour. We're trying to do that. But if it doesn't work, we'll probably stay here in New York this mom promos through some stuff here one of the other. So we try to say. Stay here in New York. Right. Tend to or some shit like that. I said do that. Right foot with people intend to right? Hell. Yeah. Robin on Tinder will be fucking right. They would you believe that ship. You know, what you should do is fish people? You know, what that is? You have like a fake profile. So you can have just put like a normal white guy on there and just match with these girls, and then show up and be like how it's actually made rabbit hole but six ten black man. There you go. There you go into. Right now. Ten percent of that one. So we got some ideas cooking, don't worry meant, right? You grow in a porn star name name Kendra. You wanna put up? You want me? We're well-versed reverse. Yeah. What about are? You figure that's going to be the show Friday. She'll be right beside me the whole time, you know. Aby. No. She's hot. Have are. We used to have a third co host awesome Akira who's you know, her, you know, she's like the most famous Japanese porn star of all time. Really? Oh, yeah. She she's got inducted into the hall of fame. The other day. The porn hall of fame since like, you brush, the hall of Famer. How old is she? Late probably early thirties. As she doing. Now these days on I mean, this amazed the kind of fucking nuts. What what the fuck? She doing it. Bob. Was you doing Bob? What did you do? You gotta keep that. Keep in touch with any of the like, the high profile people you did it. Good terms of that, Donna and Lynch and all that. I see you call. You could call them up today and hang out or is like, yeah. Now when we go like that close of restaurants stuff like that. We'll talk to you got you gotta wild. What do you think? Like if social media was around. Bena for you. I'll be a bainer suicide would give you what I'll be a baby. Now a billion. I'll be a bit. I swear to God really seriously. Display. This those districts three years, Chicago alone. From what like, what do you think? Would why what what happened those three years? I would that crazy that social media would been like we need more the Dillard's that shit was a script. It was just like that every day seven days a week and say, okay, great. So I'll give you. This is say go said we plug aimed like Tuesday night, just regular Tuesday night, go out to route Chris. Morton steakhouse done in Chicago down down, and we'll go up because some cigars go to club. Go to shook love it in at night. Then we get a tour bus to the two of us. We go to hotel next thing. You know, we're going hotel. We're to restaurants has joined the these couples come up. Okay. You know, these guys. Hey, dude, it we love you so much, man. What you fucked my wife, and I said sure so as a sewer. Sure, right. Okay. Great. So I got security guards and stuff like that. So I'm taking the girls up to up to my room taking his wife to my room. She's like all about it. She's all about. So the guy's like. Oh, yeah. Like why they'll be great. I stay steady. Got you. Awesome. And said, this is true story. Oh, you go, man. You can't go. He's. Okay. Okay. So we get a room downstairs on. I guess they in the morning, and I'll take it up to hurl starts fuck. Fuck out of it. Right. And then with Dan, we're down in the morning. We get up. I go price guys. Oh, my God to graze great. Why does is true story? And maybe say how can have autograph? I said, yes, sure man, who you go his autograph. I go to practice. Man, don't you think social media would have worked against you in a sense? Really? If people saw you at the hotel, they'd be like, tweeting, pictures and stuff like that. And like it's kind of like Johnny Manziel or like any. Although, no. No, no, no athletes people like those guys can't handle those countries because why would Chicago when I would just got when I signed the contract to play for Chicago Bulls. The first thing this reported it to me to reporters caterers identical. We're going to be with you every day for three years as a great. We said I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna be the bad cop. Good cop. Oh, you're loan here. Right. Bashing about me this right? Good shit about me that was all year long. I at least you know, what you stood. The best way to the handle it just like that those Kudo delta why he used to boasts. All right. Good shit. Blows me all the time. So we had at a bless were they writing about you, fucking people's wives though. I mean, you worrying about your books. I guess right. So nobody it wasn't a secret not roadway stuff. Like, you know, he'll just make up shit. Just just keep shit going stuff. I did. But they really credible writers. But, but if it was so funny, how people if I in today's world, it's very easy. It's too easy today round joins to get a lot of people in the not too with the with the media is to is to eat it too of Fanego with the media. I guess say any fucking thing. Do anything you'd think? So. Oh, yeah. See I think people would think would argue it's harder because it's not you're not even really dealing with the media. You're not dealing with a person you see in the locker room, you're dealing with strangers on the internet kind of like shit, talking you and stuff. But I know, but it's this kind of sublime when you got when you sit they wanna be privacy have private privacy and people can find out what a fuck you at you know, that do you know, what I was at the AT and T store today, and my daughter had a phone and the guy. I said do you allies dick and find you just by taking a pitcher? Did you know that they're watching? Yeah. They need to get a picture, man. I think just having the phone out there just to say took a picture right there. Locate you who you took the picture from scary show. This is a number on the bottom of the screen. Right. That it could show what you at big brother's watching, man. I know right kinda fucked up on. I'm not trying to that. Like, you said just off this planet low to moon, brother. Right. I what are you going from original? I'm New York. He's Boston Boston Boston. Even to daisies. Oh, that's a slow down. No big deal is a love go to days. When I go to Boston. I I will take the room go straight days. Right right there. Boom, right downstairs, right? The daisies daisies was like, I mean that was it was it was all the athletes went there. Everybody went to. It was great was crazy. Did you go to rendezvous when you were in New York? No, you're not a real one. Then that's gone out there. You wanna fuck it fat girl? Really? C section scars the whole nine. She was what was the creepiest thing ever. Did. They. Oh, three girls home. Yup. But if it was more like in, oh, you got say, I think we stay at the Marriott at the war. The walk. And. And these girls comeback. I see the same girls when I go to because they always say, you wouldn't get back. So they had this scheme where they locate. I'll fuck wine than the other. And the the other two is to know, you know, flavored each other with dildos land stuff like that they entertain instead as they roll up with these in their or you you have those provided that have. Yeah. So the next day we all three get together done at of and hit a trip out was each other triviality wanted to these positions, and she'll do this and she'll raise the leg here should raise the arm there should raise a twister pretty much like that. It was a trip though. But back, then they never took pictures. Yeah. Newsday. Did we take a variety? Right. The social media should the next morning. You would have been on the fucking internet with three naked chicks? And it would have been like why'd you take us. We forgot awesome. You should be fucking awesome with flex doing that shit. He's broken. Factory girls. The funny thing advice like, okay, great dinners, Roberson and doing all this year with the fucking internet stuff like that back in the fucking ninety five to nineteen ninety nine. Well, guess what that motherfucker a single, but don't bitches fucking Mary. I gotta sit the lose the butter. Loose if they do cO on. Hey, too, smart selection. They do it. So I I mean, I mean this with the utmost respect, you are the last person I would want to fuck. My wife. That's a coordination with anybody worth sport game you ever ever date, someone's wife or girlfriend? I don't give a they divorced. Not divorced. I'm never done that never done it. If I know the guy, I won't do it. If I don't know the guy do that's honorable straight up. But if I want not only got on. I don't I don't cross fucking plenty plenty more coming at you. Like, there's time. Ashley, right. It'll come up you no matter what right, especially LA, New York where she Phoenix Miami. Miami create city with the fut-, right? My girl Vegas it what? So it's feels like a lot of professional teams are gonna come to Vegas. Imagine. It was a Vegas basketball team coming what if Dennis Rodman in his prime played for Vegas. NBA franchise. The game. I played in Vegas. Nineteen ninety seven. They had to have like in kicked out the game. I five minutes to go Zine. I expect it should do solo Vegas Dennis Rodman but did one last five minutes. So. So look it up to the preseason game two and a half minutes. Two. It has look it up. Do the research. I was gone the building where do. No claws are say some stupid shit off. Queued user shell Yata hill. Great feels out see you tomorrow. We're back to casino as great, man. But it is the best team coming to biggest. I mean, it's going to be visiting team. There is going to be looking little raiders. Yeah. I mean, raiders hockey. Pretty big that may come out of retirement. Maybe you should coach you coach the Negus franchise consulta. Navigate through your. Bitches? Fellas we're going to watch the horse sex. Warning. This was like their right? I mean, we come through January one interesting people have to be honest this podcast on the rebound. We do once a week is every fight. You say the refried this Friday that we great we Kendra on talk about sex. How many or she lives? I mean, dick she's had while husband. What do threesomes shit like that you lot of remind spoil it? But I heard from your team is this this couple they had three so and they found after the fact that third person they really should not have been having. Those. They should know this. Guy that should do. And find that when you want to an alcohol, and and looked at his own my God, I fucked you. Shit. Really would really bad. Bound check it out stands Rodman, all brother. All right. That's the worm talking about girls blow in horses a lot. That was crazy and also on his own podcast that couple who had three seven and found out. They were related to the person. That's tough. That's tough. I rule of threesomes. What would you say to rules? You rank them. What I what second like I rule threesome like make sure your girl is actually comfortable with the situation. Second rule. Don't fuck relative. Yes. But I think they're all priority. Right. Yeah. Which is crazy. It's like incest. Come second to like your girl. Not actually hating you yet sexual another girl 'cause you will pay for that for the rest of your life. The incest thing you just suppress and put away you'll get over it your girl being like, do you? Remember the time you pay more attention to her humor met timely. You wanted to have sex with my friends like we had a deal wanted to do this. You're lying. So the worm at selling we got the competition, by the way, he's gonna be doing podcast grades you fucking shit worm. You're stepping on our turf at least bully he he has you know, he's doing that. Ours just comes about we don't naturally when we podcast duty. 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He comes to me, and my friend with and shows us an Email that she had sent and we're open up and look at it. And it is a full alone. Excel she she has put together. I mean, it is down. She has dates on their their of things that he's doing good and bad. So I just have to get your thoughts on this. Obviously, we know that she's nuts. But here's fallen head over hills for I mean, good for him. You know, I'm not here to get name bodies way. But I really sounds like you definitely are here to get in somebody's way and talk shit about this. This sounds very bad. Dating a girl was like she's giving you like grades on. An excel spreadsheet, I could tell you some like this keep you on the straight and narrow, you know, when they say like the like a girl gonna make an honest man out of you this. What's gotta. Girlfriend basically be teacher. Just keep score quarterly reports. That's like the only give me a line. I maybe that might not work either say college tried that that doesn't work. This reminds me horrifying, but I can see imagine you mean attractive how bad would your spreadsheet beak like if one tab is like good, one tab is bad actually, pretty good boyfriend. Well, yeah, I've never I've never really had to do for that long. Yeah. I was I'm a good boyfriend of a terrible husband. I good boyfriend. Good dad battles. Right. Right. Great boyfriend, though, things are great in the beginning. I'll do all the cutesy shit. I'll I'm very tall. Very. That's what I will be. Yeah. I wore that. I will. Well, here's the thing you, I I'm all down for the thoughtful romantic QC, you know. You know? Happy shit when it's you know, reciprocated and appreciated and all that shit when that all stopped. Well, do all that. Yeah. Everyone does something for recognition. I'm not. It's not even like, I'm like, I'm going to do this. I'm gonna give you this gift 'cause I wanna give back. It's like, I'm only doing this. If we're happy shit, all those way, you're not, you know, you're not gonna have the same motivation or whatever. But the other thing about the more. I like this. I like this tell me what you don't like what I do. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I I mean things about my my personality. That's what it's going to happen. But like if I did something that makes you mad. We're not talking like, you forgot to run the dishwasher night, black Mark. Well, I think it's going to be like. I'd be entire existence on the internet. That's that's different. Well, that's what I imagined. This is like things I imagine if you're doing it'll be it'll become different. I think probably starts out as like, you know, you forgot Valentine's Day forgot her anniversary. And then it turns into like, you know, you're asking Kim Jong. Fuck his mom, and that's barreling. You know, like things like that where it's like well within the parameters of this relationship. You can kinda judge me. But like, you can't just trash on everything. I do which is what it's going to. If you're if you're the type of girls making a spreadsheet like this. You're probably gonna be pretty critical of almost everything. But if I could if I could choose how she makes a spreadsheet I would like that I much prefer honesty. I'm very good with that. It's like tell me how tell me how to get you to come. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want bed. Tell me what you want me to do. Just what you want to eat your sub tell me tell me what to do. That's all I want. Don't like privately, Stu. Dow me tell me. What was good that? I did ten right light. And like, but what about when their life again in life and in Iraq? What about when you open at the spreadsheet, and it's like like. A Mark against you. You sat on the couch and watch TV all night long. Like well. I mean, that's I know you watch him me Bruins games. You're always on your phone. It's like all these things. I love. Yeah. Then then I'd probably this isn't gonna work, right? But hey, at least we got him as a at my core. This reminds me by won't work. Do you? Remember, the black Mark system? Of course, my mom had my mom. Did this to us o? See? Yes. Perfect. Your mom, though. First of all it didn't work. Second of all. It's your mom. You know, like not a romantic relationship where you're supposed to technically be like an equal. This is like your mom who's. The authority like a teacher. But you said you wanna teacher, but you don't you don't want? You don't want your? It'd be like a teacher. I want her to tell me things. That's fine. That's a different story. If you're if you're grow becomes a teacher becomes the boss you fucked long run because you eventually will just grow to resent that. But maybe this could work just like the black. Mark system worked because we ran out of black marks like she was black marks. And there was gold stars. And if you got like, however gold stars in a week. You got a toy at the end of the week from toys R us. And if you got black marks, I don't know what. Well, I do know what happened. So we so. Yeah, my mom was she hit us with the staff. She beat us. I wasn't gonna tell that story. Now, she abused us is actually a very funny story. You know, like only hit me once duct it. This is the thing. My mom wack this on the top of your hand with a paint Stor which is like Finn balsa wood. It's like it's like getting. So it's getting hit with a chopstick with the story in our where we tell it. We're like remember when it used to beat us with a stint because we got many black marks. And you wonder why? Oh, my hateful person. She's like, I ain't Pete you balsa wood stick. But guess what didn't work? So. But I'm saying like, maybe that's how this girlfriend can come to terms with like this is how I'm going to be beaten with a stick. No. Like, he's just going to keep doing the things. She's gonna keep tracking it, and then he can be like, yeah. These are the things I do give me a million black marks. This is who I am. Oh, yeah. I mean that doesn't sound like it's going to work for her. I I would eventually be like that break up with me. Yeah. Right. Where it's like. Yeah. This. Yeah. Neutral good is black marks. Now the other side, see I what I think works. Probably better is a little positive reinforcement some sort of like, here's what you did. Well it stars. Like, I'm gonna blow you because of it. That'll make me happy. A black Mark maybe also gave me a little gold star. I can't see me. See gotta hypothetical for you. Would you rather fight a guerrilla or have topical stakes guerrilla glued on top of your fingernails for the rest of your life. Plot with though if you break one of the popsicle sticks you have to attach an additional popsicle stick to the end of that popsicle, sticks work. So we're talking gorilla. It's it's quite easy. Do you wanna die that? You can't fight a guerrilla. That you wanna be choice ripped in half in front of a third grade school feels like and you're not you're not just dying your like your massacre like faces ripped apart. Maybe you might even survive survive the chimpanzees fight and she had to get face transplant. I'd rather die people survived chimpanzee fights guerrilla girl, you go to war with a gorilla. You'll lose unless you're that little little kid the Harambee. I mean, he won. He didn't fight the gorilla. He want. He was in one that showed he was in the vicinity of real creatures entered one left. It was not around on. Do we have backup with our fight? Yeah. If I. Back a little bunch of fucking guns. I'll take that. Now, you can't pick fighting a guerrilla, but the the gorilla glue popsicle sticks every time you break one yet to attach an additional one. I mean, you'll end up being like one of those Guinness Book of world records people with the nails that curl around the seventy pound nails. You'll have popsicle sticks fucking days. I I'm going to interrupt us real quick because we're just talking girlfriends and. I just texted. Shit. I said I. Breaking news. I said I texted his what my girlfriend his girlfriend his fucking monogamous says girlfriend holy shit. I might get arrested this weekend. She said can you elaborate a bit? I said if Taylor swift doesn't really. She goes. Okay. So we're kidding. You never know with you. I'm not kidding. Okay. So you know, what that's going to be? I fight. If you think when I bring up Taylor swift that I'm kidding you. You're completely wrong. That's when I'm dead fucking arrested. Shaimaa I'm gonna cause a controversy. I'll J myself stature. Do you hear that? That is the sound of tons of single case, you radio girls crying, right? Here those tears fall into the fourth. Let it slip here. It's not letting it slip. It's just I always pretty private about that. Yeah. So it's a girlfriend. It's it's just weird for us announced. I never really shouldn't have to. But the reality is you do almost this world. Like, you do I'm gonna put out a t shirt on Sylla's John over girlfriend. The weird part of our life. I'm like who the fuck cares. But then I guess some people don't want cares doing promise, you people care Jonah's girlfriend. He does. And you also your that. That's the sound of everybody like who place their bet the John's actually gay being like fuck. Interesting. Anyway, the gorilla stuff. Yeah. The. The obviously, I grow. So you have to go with the thing. But I would be so cautious gets. What was it was? Here's the thing. I don't think you would break the stick in half. Oh, yeah. Definitely been Grossberg their nails all the time. These are much more dainty than nails. But he would break the whole thing off. I don't think you would break the obstacles. I mean. Guerrilla grew glue strong. Yeah. I think you definitely want to. Just like like, I feel obstacles excited wacked on the end of the table. If the whole thing would break off. I don't I don't think that's how you that. Would you're right there. But I think like you just like you're going to have a door handle and push it in just fractures off. And you just keep tacking them on. That would be one thing. I don't think is that bad I painted. I look so pretty and. But then girlfriend would be so proud. But then I think if I want the two six I mean, how would you take your pants off? You gotta pee. You gotta like get your dick the quicker on Tommy, John. But otherwise like you can't you can't do anything with finesse poor girlfriends that those fingers aren't gonna work. You can't you can't go to wipe your ass. Shower have have these type on your iphone. The the boss. What you're right. Well, I guess you have to know tax texting. So. Yeah. Eighty s idiot over here. He's liking the thumbs up text. It's like God damn it. So you so now when you text John you have to only ask him. Yes. Or no question and you have to say like thumbs up or thumbs down for. Yes. Or no what an asshole this guy is what an asshole. It's. And it's like I want to just be like, well, no, I'm not going to cater to you. But it's like I need to find communicate with them caught damage in. It doesn't make it makes us be more efficient. Just like very simple questions. You must pose as much as thing. Fucking. I made a work we need to we need to like, maybe not even. Yes, or no. It's like thumbs up for like. Geez. Burger thumbs down for fogging pasta. What you want for dinner? Like, we're gonna have to pose everything to do. They give you the exclamation points like the excited. So can there's like a little nuanced either way. I I mean, I really eight those yearly. Those actually used it comes. What is Jonathan say in the night on my opened up? There's nothing there. Oh, it's an exclamation point. By the way, I've been I did just say, I just I say there are some people I have to text. Outed yourself, you just uncanceled cancel pussy. Oh, I'm so I'm going to cancel it's up when it's my girlfriend because I might get in trouble. Casey fights survey. See some washing Oscars right now. All my mom loves me wrap St. and Rami, whatever. And I was born probably more than favors does and sending her his tweets. And then she responded, she said seems like your spradley grouper a little too much. I thought he was street was high wrong. So just on you this because even my almost six year old mother thinks that you're gay doesn't even know you don't know she thinks her gave case John God, his beard all said. Yeah. Everything's sounds game. It's part of being part of metro. This one is I metro it. Also, I think I live Braddock grouper just enough. I'm fascinated by Bradley. I think it was a great celebrity. Because I was I was discouraged. It I thought maybe with our relationship we can Jong. Maybe hey, you are in the hangover. Maybe you could put in with his publicist. Maybe we probably kuprin here. And then John was like Bradley Guber does not do podcasts. Dude. He only does. He does like Fallon, right? Here's Oprah about it. And he he he he's he's a very interesting celebrity because he's got enough talent to not have to open himself up. Right. Like some celebrities. It's like, you know, like. Chrissy tease. The example where I think in the early talented, but she also shoes a model. So you're gonna have to show your other side, Bradley Cooper has talent out the ass in every single ability get act, he's fucking funny. He's consumed, Charlie. He's incredibly town. So he doesn't have to play the game. And there was before a star is born. There was an article like a celebrity profile in the New York Times. And it was headlined. In this all came up because like having said he had asked him doing Kim Jong might be able to rally because Bradley Cooper, have really fucking awesome guy. Remember, I said on air, but he was talking about how Bradley Cooper drove him back from Vegas to LA during filming the hangover, so we can could attend his wife's chemotherapy stuff, and like probably would drive and atop Phillips would fly a lot. And then probably would would drive him sometimes. And but the article these somebody op-ed was about not op-ed, but celebrity profile is about Bradley Cooper stars born. And it was titled Bradley Cooper has no interest in this profile. And it was interesting. It was very interesting where it was just like he's not being rude to me what he's saying make sense. He's like, I don't understand why talking about my relationship makes you makes you wanna see my movie. I don't understand why telling you my child makes you wanna see his movie. I'm I'm rather private, and I'll answer all your questions about the movie you want. But there's I'm not gonna talk about me. I think it's interesting. I think that's cool. That's that's kind of like old school celebrity where you have that mystery where nowadays. No, I respect it. I just as podcast interviewer. Let's not let that be a thing. Right. Let's let's keep that Christine tweet. She said she was like one of the most asked question that John gets an interviews is how do I deal with deal with your wife? I don't like that. And I started laughing those very funny. And then she went on tweet thread was like dead ass serious. Yeah. I was like thought this was going to be like a funny moment. Now, it's a little a little bit a little. I think it's a funny question if it's every single time your husband interview, it's like so how do you deal with your wife? I could be like fucking loves be shut the fuck up. Yeah. But I mean like you get the fucking point. There's that's a funny question. One time. I think anything repeated begins very frustrating and annoying. It's also like elephants every single time. The questions asked. It's probably because you're ridiculous on the internet. I'm just saying I I know that that question was asked about me. And I was always kinda like well. Yeah, I get it. Question is ballot last voice mail. What are we got? Thank you the site super easy. I need some male input on this. I'm unsure how to proceed so I went on a third date with this guy seems pretty normal into each other. We went to dinner and got a million and a half during so keep that in mind. So we go home or like hooking up. He like cannot get it out for the of. Cancelled obviously. So I wake up and the middle of the night. And so it's happening again, and we proceed accordingly and we're about time, and again, he cannot get it up. But it's like five AM. And so I'm super l'armee once again this normal like why what's happening is this a knee problem is it's a him problem. And then so he finally does and it lasts maybe twenty. So I mean, I just need know your input like exhorted another day with him. Do I cancel him? Also. Another fact about this is that I'm concerned if he finished inside of Neil. Or or not like because there's no evidence otherwise. But I mean, like the end known is poor thing. Like how to proceed in follow that last part of it? If you thought so it came into you should probably point like immediately. That needs to be dressed like. I go to CVS let's air on the side of caution. Let's assume he did and proceed accordingly. Were or ask ask. Yeah. We'll be like just like. Come in there. I don't know half drinks. He doesn't note. Just just just do it. Yeah. Listen, don't cancel this guy. Cancel this guy. I agree. This is a problem for for people's time. I've had this happen to me. I've has happened to me. This exact thing happened to me where it's like all right happens once and you're like shit. I don't know I was drunk or whatever. But then it's in your head that happened last time. And so you go in being like, all right? I have to make sure I get it up. This time I have to make sure I throw down this time. And then that's in your head. And it happens a second time. And then it's thing then it's then it's like well now now my dick is totally broken. Now this girl thinks and then of course, the natural reaction girls are like what you don't attracted to me. Is it me? It's. It's. It was a true blue. It's not you. It's me thing. It's like we're doing the Roman advertise at forty guys liars. Because I think I think it's happened to everybody. And I it's it's it's happened to be more extended periods of time right where because it becomes a mental thing that it's happened. A couple of times. It literally happens to everybody. Yeah. And it's always about sex. Everyone gets the about something I've gotten the about blogging, we're like like years ago the blog, and it's just like you got to do it. And then two tell your balance because you do need a little bit of help to get through it. But if if they're helping and it's still not happening. Then you feel like really bad. You know, it's like she's doing physical things or talking through it, and it's still not happening. So then it feels like it's really a problem. It's like we just gotta ride this out. We talked about sex is much for for guys. Actually, when you when you started off like, it sucks to be a woman. I was thinking like, but you never have to worry about your your genitals work. It is always work. There's always working thinking about it women. It's your entire life. You're told and taught this is the most important thing for you like being a man in this race is this. Is the physical? It becomes a joke, and it becomes a thing. And like, there's you're the punch line in a movie or or you got the girl giggling in the background. It's like Dow shot, but once once you're in your head. It's it's it's the most stressful thing, you do absolutely especially sex the first time, and I don't think I hate third date. Six set go second or fourth. Don't don't be shy. No. I think it should be cliche. No, I well. We said I think the third time you have sex is when you break out all your moves. So I'm down with her date not third sex. All right. Okay. The second fourth they got kinda cut it. But the. The. The most stressful by I've ever done in my life. Right. You try so hard to get that person. Like you got their number two tax set up date to impress her like and the goal. The goal is like find a person you like and have a good relationship. But the physical version of that, and we're gonna go to bed together you build up. It's so hard you're fighting against like, basically, everything everything to get it to happen. And then when it's supposed to happen. You fall short, and it feels like go fucking utter failure. And because it kind of is when it should really just be like. Next time or something like that. Yeah. It's not gonna happen right now. I'll take care you. We'll do it has nothing to do zero. Nothing. That makes it even worse because then then the next time it's not it's still happening. I'm sitting there going God. She's pulling herself she's upset right now is awkward she gonna wanna see me anymore. So then again, even worse the worse. Everybody just needs to agree when that happens that is just like you fucking body. I don't know the the blood is not flowing till the right body. I don't know how to fuck it do that. You gotta have two drinks. Movies like girls. Maybe one is actually the guy should have right, right? The the first time is incredibly stressful that will loosen the girl a couple of drinks, mentally. It'd be like I'm gonna let this ugly. Doodo says. Guys, have drinks to ease the mental physical stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, wow. I can't we was going to happen. Can you tell personal? This was not a hypothetical response. It happened. It happened to me like two years ago. It was like almost like a month stretch. We're just like couldn't do anything. It was I I mean, I. Brought it up to him. I was like I got I got to talk to you about something. Like, my dick is betrayed me. And he was like, oh it happened for a long period of time. I was like. Happy with like like, we're not alone. It felt good. It happened to me like where it was if I was to two times three times. And then I was just like everybody trying right because that yeah. But you gotta like gotta yourself a little bit of a break which got to get back on the horse. Then you gotta you gotta find a girl was also understanding about it. There's some girl like make fun at you. It's like I won't. It's not gonna work that was like work through that. Maybe when I went to was also is still a host, and I went to therapist, and we talked about it. Yeah. That was I went to therapy. What the fuck is wrong. With me. I have one scheduled for tomorrow. That was the first time I ever die. Maybe only. What did he says get a couple of drinks? He's pushing it was it was it was a woman first of all and she didn't really just as I never went back. Yeah. This is the media. I was gonna say that you got to talk to a guy guy would throw all the other ships table. We got address this. I where we can even get into that. So everybody understand the governor of the stigma. It's not it's not a you're not not a man, you're not not attracted to the girl girl. You're not ugly. Right. You're very I mean, that's the other thing too. Is like come on. You know, like, you the way I've been texting you and talking to you and calling you intriguing you and everything leading up to this. You know, into you know, what I see I understand there. Of course, it's much like we said like we're paying about other things she's probably panic other self conscious about their body and their image. Anyway, this is like the physical manifestation of that. But it's like, no come on you have sex with you. This is this is not supposed to be happening. 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Call to see legend, though, I see I would say, let's. Oh, that's a good. That's a shame. Yeah. Maybe it's experience because McAuley started when he was like, you know, seven so he's been in the game for probably thirty years. Now the same way that some people go from thirty to six has been in the game for thirty years. He was like all takes one iconic role. Between legend and legendary. When is legendary is at aspect. You have a legendary performance, you are you are legend. I don't think one legendary performance makes you can have legendary moment, but to be a legend, you have to have the full body of work, and you don't have to die to be a legend. Nobody helps. You wanna really be legend? All right. He hit next level for sure. But I mean, the body of work is the most important, and you certainly have the resume, sir. I have done a lot of stuff, you know. Sometimes when I feel like I'm not working that much. I go on IMDB, and I scroll through the. The whatever the credits all the work. I don't even remember doing your heard of what's the number. Do you know ballpark? I don't know. I've looked at how many think you remember how many shows like how how what percentage of your IMDB? Do you remember doing or I guess I would say forgot I remember all of it? If I look at it. But there's some like in the early years like there's supposedly I was in a movie called the rat or something I don't think I was over in a movie called rat. Boy. Sindbad phenomenon to go off off track from it. I know the internet. Is just convinced that Sinbad was in a movie called Zam where he played a genie. And it just never happened is called the there's like a they gave it a name. It's like the Sindbad effect or something like that. He had to come out on Twitter. I was never in a movie called Chisholm ever genie. But I guess before being when you do when you're when you're out there that much you've done that many roles. It just feels like you're everywhere from TV to movies and everything in between. You know, you definitely have establish yourself, as what would you say, you, you know, if you're like, let's say you're going to the hall of fame, you know, in baseball you pick your cap what team you're going in. As would you be going in as a film actor SNL cast member or or is it all kind of one thing? Well to get into this for stand up. You know, only gonna say comic Carolina. I loved March third second second. Yeah. But that's that's all I, you know, I would watch all the comics on TV. I, you know, I would look at see when they're going to be on highlight their name and make sure they're watch it, you know, and I knew them all and I just love stand up that somebody would go out on stage with nothing entertain for five minutes. Six minutes. Get a lot of laughs and leave at the same clothes yet on you know. Yeah. Man, that'd be cool. So I always wanted to stand up, but I never stopped doing. I've been almost forty years, but I used to tell people I've only been doing it for years and all of a sudden has been it's forty years. So even at the peak of shooting, whatever film, or whatever may be still found time at the club when I was doing now, I would go out to the clubs at night, or you know, in on Sunday night, or whatever the highest the weeds the same thing, you know, now, I I always think it's different or on. I guess in a sense to see a stand up comic. Go kind of network like you're on like a man with a plan and even back then that was your network TV where you kind of to be a little more put together. Whereas rather the the comedy clubs are anything over for all so difficult to make that transition. Not really, no. I mean, you know, it's SNL was exciting because it was live and the standard is always cool because you you calling the shots. You know, you're planning when you're going to be there, and what you're going to do and all that. So that's kind of exciting that way. But when you doing a scripted shows. Oh, like, I'm on that's show called man with a plan. Now CBS Monday nights, eight thirty eight thirty seven thirty central. The mental block. That's so scripted. And it's and it's fun. But it's a different kind of fun. Yeah. When what point do you get comfortable as a stand up comedian because I we've done it a couple times, not we did a live podcast, very different than a routine, and you know, I've groomed this, and I'm we I was nervous as fuck every time. And I just can't imagine getting to a point where you're like. Yeah. Let me just grab the mic and do a set what you said comfortable, do you mean dead inside. At some point. You got. Book is taking a while. I remember the same ways you it in the beginning to the path room runs. I was nervous, you know, and go over material trying to memorize it all, but now I mean like I said I've been doing a long time. And now, I'm just so comfortable on stage. Sometimes I have to really kind of kick myself come out. Yeah. Yeah. Is that because of you got so good at it? Or is it because like the done it so much more? You do something more. It's like flying in a plane. You know, I'm I'm good with flying with turbulence stuff. My wife is when do we hit any kind of a bomb? She grabs my arm and squeezes. Like, we're gonna crash. And I'm saying what was our bump. I didn't even you know. You know? Yeah. But and then somebody asked me if I've got stage fright. I don't think I I didn't think I got stage fright. But then I remember that sometimes it was a really big show. I'll get really tired before the show, you know, I realize start yawning and almost fall asleep. And I think it's my think it's a form of stage fright where my body's kinda shutting down preparing for battle. That's interesting. I, you know, to me, it's I think it is the most impressive thing like in the world. Like, I the people who can just get up there and do that and captivate an audience and make them laugh as that's what I was saying. You know, when I was come, you know, before I got into it. I thought this is such a cool job. And these people like words craftsman the way you craft the word the choice in the way, you hit the inflection of this so much psychology. Right. You know, it's almost like verbal misdirection like what magician. Yeah. But yeah, you know, 'cause you people are not sure where you're going, and then you surprise them with this line of bam. That's put it. It's interesting. And I feel like there's such a like a brotherhood kind of a amongst people who do it where I'm watching crashing on HBO and the way like everybody's hanging out backstage or at the clubs, and it just seems like such a unique community of people like, yeah, we're the guys who take our balls in our hand and go out there and put it on the line. It really is. It's kinda like, you know, when if you're living in Los Angeles or even. Here. If you go to the comedy cellar here in New York or Carolines or any of these clubs where where you're you're just hanging out regularly every night, you kind of form family with these other comics, some well, some of them going out somewhere coming in from out of town. You know? Yeah. Yeah. LA? There is a there is a kind of a dynamic comedy community out there when I when I started it was kind of the same. But it was a more of a novelty, if you were a stand up now everybody does stand, you know, when I started there's just mostly, you know. You know? Jewish guys doing Irish guys, you know, you know, New Yorkers. Black guys, you know. And now, it's like era ABS and Iranians, and everybody's and they, you know, instead of a different perspective, though, it is always bad. No. Yeah. Definitely not saying that. But it is interesting to see I always kind of think of the same kind of the same way where I like Jewish and Irish comedians because they resonate with me. I am Irish. But the I choose are just funny. But the final Burke, but not Jewish your mama's Jewish. No, no, no one's Jewish vital Burg's at Germany, it's German. So I was a bad one. That's what I tell people Jewish people. Tell me I'm German filed Bergen. Also, you say they'll bag. The used to live in a city in Germany called Heidelberg, speak German, right? A little bit but Heidelberg and final. Berg Hans on the fronts. You're not for forty my father worked for helicopter company secorski aircraft. And so we moved out there that a contract with the German helicopter company. But the cool thing was I was six until I was ten the cool thing was most Americans live their military, and they lived on the military base. Right. And I went to school in the military base. But we lived in the German abor. It's all my friends were German. Wow. So I just you know, I would trade my really cool American twice for these awesome. Like, led German toys, you know. Automous stuff. And my mother would see what happened to your LEGO. Or gave it to helmet down the street. She's no, no. You gotta get this is this how much of that that upbringing. Do you credit to your ability to really connect with you know, anyway, comedian, well, I was really shy growing up. I was really this five of us in my family kids, and I was right in the middle. But I was really shy for the amount of traveling. We did we change schools a lot. And I was always like, you know, the outcast one. I would sit at the table at the lunch break was the worst, you know, 'cause everybody had their seats when you come into the school. And you didn't know anybody the nerds. Nobody talked at the lunch table. Just quiet. We don't want to be here. I how do you how how can you be shy person? And then end up doing what you do. Like, did you flip a switch at a certain age where you longer shy? I don't know. I don't know what happened. But I would just I loved comedy music lives comedy TV. When you call yourself, a shy person, seems borderline impossible. We'll be on stage. Yeah. Well, I guess I just didn't wanna be shy anymore, but think you're still shy because I think of myself as a very shy person, and I'm not in this room. And I'm not when I'm at work, but in public, I myself was very person. And it's almost easier to be personable when you're considering the job. I'm just I'm just working right now. I'm not I the I find it easy to break out of the shell. Like, I'm gonna bar. I'm very very very shy in here. It's easy to talk to me shy or dead inside again again as the debt side is for sure. For me, I'm cool with an audience of thousand people, but if there's like a theater club. But if I'm like in a place like twelve people, and it's not a club or anything. And I'm not the comic, I'm a little shy. Yeah. That. Yeah. Donald say that once she got up on stage, and she's some fundraisers playing the ukulele for maybe three hundred people and she said, I feel really nervous because I'm not used to play in intimate group. Like this. You see every phase here everybody. And. Yeah, I do you think that that you need to? I mean, you've been doing how long you said you stayed for about forty years. Forty years was ever a time where you're like, I'm running outta stories or anecdotes or do you house because you go through Kia having a life right doing things, you know? So you never really. Things just happen to you. Like, I did a film Sandler once says done I met Jack. Jack Nicholson was in the movie, and I talk about how I cropped us at him once party. Yeah. I think a lot of feeling a lot of stand up comedians have gone through like some shit in a way. Do you have been really lucky? I've had a great upbringing travel all over Europe. When I was a kid. Learn how to ski in Austria, learn how to swim in Greece. You know, I I've healthy parents my father just died months ago is ninety to ninety thanks. And. None of my brothers or sisters have been sick. We never nobody's like screwed up. Right to good schools. I've been. Comedy kind of does produce people who are not necessarily screwed up. There's a lot of people that will have a lot of baggage a lot of darkness the comedy. Because maybe they haven't been heard in life, and maybe they use it as therapy. Or, you know, I don't know. I mean, we just you a lot of your cast mates SNL went through it Brody Stevens, unfortunately, tragically just passed. It seems like it's I guess beaming away. But, you know, even if they could have been accountants and on that too, right? It doesn't that's more kind of McColl thing may be you know, or some kind of DNA thing as you know, I think he just hear about more when a comic is more the celebrity of it. Yeah. Than some guy in marketing. You know, they're not going to really put that in the paper. Right kumail nangiani. He was tweeting recently that he's been lucky to being comedy for seventeen years something like that. And he said he's I've lost so many people on the way, and it's interesting with in in the comedy world where you are. Theoretically, sharing joy, whereas you're actually kind of usually sharing pain and just presenting it in a funny sense. But the that I understand how that happens where it's you're so keen, and you understand the world. So well, I think that it's you see it for what it is. And it's shitty. Every maybe maybe, but I think people that come from a dark place do stand up because it brings attention to their darkness. And then they're able to share that with the people in the audience to show them what they're going through. And putting twist on it. So they get a laugh, but still they're getting kind of reinforcement support, you know, well ego from one extreme to the other in the sense of darkness and drama. And then I see what happy Madison has done for so long in the way, Adam sandlers don't things which just seems like you guys have been having a blast for couple decades. Now, doing silly shit doing heartfelt shit doing stuff, that's all very very positive. Movies have been fun to do. You know? It's always kinda like it's like this up here when I walked any art that was like, a San film. Everybody's just hanging out and have fun and. I must have done about over a dozen of his films. And they've been fun. You know, we just go we filmed everywhere from South Africa to Canada to everywhere. Yeah. And I feel like you are. Your character and happy Gilmore like doing the bowling. Positive just. Deal with you also got this this voice here, you could do like books on eight-man ready. Has been upping does work. That's okay. So it's over. Books on tape or Starbucks does the three. Sandler? I feel you guys early. He the happy Madison crew is kind of his friends if just kinda runs it back with the same people. So you guys were friends off camera before on camera or did you meet through move on to SNL only live Santer? We'd come. We hung out SNL for several years, and that's kind of. And then he he wrote Billy Madison when we were both still on SNL American classic. And he wanted me to be in that, and I couldn't do that one. But then the next one was Gilmore happy, go more. And then, you know. There was one that he sent me that he wasn't in. It was just producing it. And I read I thought this is kinda cross this is just to juvenile. You not wanna do this one. This is just I'm sorry. And then he calls me goes Neil. And I really hope to do the film because if you don't do it. It's a big kid. I'll be sad that you weren't in it. But if it's not a big, no one's gonna see it. Anyway. It's right. And it was grandma's. Boy. Classic classic. It wasn't didn't do well in the movies. But it became like a call. Sure. Did you get the Donald zone on that? What was it with Donald Sutherland in house? It was what was it fifteen thousand dollars percentage of the movie took the cat the cat. He did. Yeah. Brutal. Big mistake. Yup. Always take good always taking. Yeah. Yeah. You never know what it's going to be. Yeah. But those films are always been fun to do. And I see him around we live in the same year with our kids. Go the same school. What's what's what's his dress all about I asked him that say he likes to be comfortable if you don't have to answer to anybody can wear whatever you want. If you're married, I'm rich. I'm happy get that doesn't matter. What I wear. I want to be comfortable. Yeah. I guess I've never been comfortable. I don't think Evan. Really? Yeah. I just like we all the time where I I wear jeans when I get home like when you get home. Do you put in sweatpants pants pants? Yeah. Right into helical looseness. I. It's interesting. How some comics can go onstage wearing shorts. That is weird. Like, I can't do that. You know, you get guys like spayed or rob Schneider. I seem going on stage with a lot of these comics at the the store and the approve in the summer, especially the just coming shorts on you can't do it because of professionalism just feel like, you know, it's distracting in your on stage. I don't do anything. That's distracting takes away from the material. Like, I'm not going to typically have a shirt that says, you know. Agent h bagels on it. Or whatever people looking at that. And they say, oh, we have bagels. Remember, hon? Joanie say what what was that show? What do you think about the other extreme we got like Seinfeld is always on stage three piece suit takes it? So seriously, he's always decked out. Well, I mean look at Steve Martin had the white suit. And yeah. Some people just want a certain look Eddie Murphy full leather for Burke, rusher no-shirt at all. That's right. That's right. Is there is there any? You know, there's our waitress by the way. Is there any new a new wave of comics or new crew comics come up is there any sort of territorial type of competitiveness or isn't very much? Like, you know, I've been doing this for forty years you're new to the game. And there's tension there or is it. Everybody's kinda. Yeah. I mean, there's so many for comedy. Now. It's not like there's one club. Right. Don't compete for the same. Yeah. I mean for me at least it's not maybe for somebody. That's a little more. You know, new in the game there. Maybe they're more competitive. Like, why didn't they get a spot over there? Oh, I can't get a spot here. You know? But. For me. It's just like God, you could just create your own YouTube channel in you know, like which you have. Yeah. I with Kevin Neal. And how do you get people to do that I kings the worst? I can't believe you. Getting is it's not really a good word to say hiking because that's cares people. Yeah. You think you're going to be working hard? But it's more like a walk to walk inclined. It should be called walking up hills with Neilan. But I can't even do that. I talked to my mom on the other day. I called her. I was in the studio. I was sitting in the chair and her question was are you at the gym? Resting on the elliptical breath. I'm sitting in a studio. I am hikes. I do this hiking show called hiking with Kevin what's on YouTube. And and people I guess are always saying, you're right. You wanna slow down? Good. Yeah. But you know, there's some some some of my guests aren't good hikers spayed, David Spade. I could see acre he needed flat line inclined at all we went up a little bit. I one sexually are we going up pill? One percent come on. I called over. I'd be like all right, Kev. Let's get the car. You could tell those those are the ones that are cups of coffee through the walking with me. Yeah. You're kind of you're kind of like, I guess I would say you are connected with the world do the hiking in your vegetarian you work with Kapito during your Pasadena once in a while. Okay. Now how I feel like that. Always I guess that's kind of a Connecticut thing I don't ever think of that as being a northeast thing. But I guess I guess that makes sense like not eating meat. Yeah. California. Did you become that? I think maybe or maybe thirty years ago that was California. But now, I think everyone should more prevalent. See I don't think it's because people always say that with like how annoying vegans I think it's such a trope in so annoying because it I've never met. I'm no one's really kind of one of the standard jokes. Like, oh, how do you spot the vegan? They'll tell you. I've never met somebody not never had someone country say, I'm a vegan New York. Well, I don't know we hang out with those type of people because there are like type. People, but they're not really hippy dippy. I think more people are becoming progressive and healthy, healthy red. Understanding what factory farming is and slaughterhouses. And now how long have you have you been Peschiera? About twelve years before that I was vegetarian for like. Twenty seven twenty years. And you're like, I got my wife got pregnant and she wasn't eating healthy. And she had such when you go your hormone start acting up. She had such a craving for salmon. You know, like she felt like she could swim in the ocean with her mouth open needed. At sei. So you better you better eat some of the Sam. And then I started eating it couldn't go back before became a vegetarian, my friend came back from Alaska, and he had this like really fresh wild salmon any barbecued he put it on the grill and cooking by me over and it's just flaking off. And that was the last time I had salmon so that was like on my mind for like twenty seven years. I got some salmon I said, I'm right behind you. What would it take for you to go? Go back to meet their desire for because they make so much so many great substitutes. Now, they have this. This this burger called the impossible burger I seen that all over. I send it back. I thought it was a real burger he sent back veggie burgers. And this one came out. This is not and then have the fake crab meat stuff too. And I mean, they really because it's all about texture taste, right? And they really kind of kind of cemented in. They know exactly what to do. Now. Idiom possible, burgers definitely want. I've seen I was out Martha's Vineyard in December and every restaurant I went to buy four or five throughout the weekend. Every one on the menu. I haven't had this one yet. But I think beyond burger is another good one. This whole. Just Google like impossible, burgers can't buy them. Forget about is that this is impossible to now. The other thing people probably don't know about you to wells. You were quarterback. I was a Fairfield. You could sling it. Yeah. Good arm arm. I was a quarterback. What happened was I moved around a lot growing up. So I was never had one high school very long. So I didn't play sports in high school, but I played sandlot football and pick up games of basketball. My neighborhood and stuff and Bridgeport, Connecticut, I grew up, and we they were tough games, we had helmets and everything, and we had no rafts. We played the gang from cross the town at the football field when they were using it, and it was. And so my friend, and I went to secret heart university, I played soccer there, and then I played rugby for the Canadian Yankees for three years. But my friend goes my friend Bill he said, hey, couches found out fearful university. We could take a one night course for three credits and that'll qualify for play football. So we took a course in criminology. We went to three classes, and we played football. The starting quarterback got hurt. After the first game. I got to play the whole season. I gotta MB my friend got nominated all Maryland. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That actually is movie. Like unreal. And so I'm thinking this awesome. I was twenty one. Okay. I just graduated from Sacred Heart university ringer. And so it was great. And we wanna road trips to the boss down to you know, like we went to Saint Francis in Pennsylvania that school during Allentown when not to Long Island Stony Brook played all these different schools. And and I had a great time we really bonded with the team to this day. My team still comes to see me. Caroline's Nokia is like a whole like army buddies. You know, I was only there for like we played. I dunno dozen games. And and so we go back the next season to play in the coach calls the office. He goes to change the rules yet. Twelve credits. Now, what happened was I think some of the guys weren't playing wanna be quarterback complained. Yeah. So what do you think about the college pay for play? You know that kind of the base region restarted with John Williamson. Now, do you think athletes are repaid in college? No, no. I don't think. So really? Well, I think I haven't put a lot into it. I mean every thought about this before. Paycheck while you're out there winning MVP. But a school's really to be learning, right? Scholarships scholarship, but you're making so much money for the institution for the NCWA that a free education drop in the bucket. All right. Somebody's. Fiction. I was gonna say I was also a kicker and punter fair for you. And I was pretty pucker deserving a paycheck. So when I move out to Los Angeles after they know let's play again, my goal is to my plan was to try out for the LA express as punter kicker. It was the US F L. Yeah. United States football league. And then I also do stand up and that would be my hook. He's a stand up. But he's also the kicker for the LA express, awesome or the other way around. Yeah. But he's also a stand up there worked. Well, what happened was and I bought like six football balls. I was practicing everyday at Fairfax high school their local high school, but happened with my comic took off before the tryouts came. So luckily, I of dodged that bullet. It's a quick success. Never mind. I don't need that gimmick. I'm just really. All right. Well, man with a plan is Mondays eight thirty on CBS thirty central consensual Carolina, February twenty eighth through the second. Yep. And you can catch them out on stage. And if I remember finds my laptop delta slayer for you and just don't leak the sex state. That's on there. Thank you. Heikki with Kevin you. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you so much.

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Backchat 2

Women Making Waves Podcast

07:16 min | 1 year ago

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"You're listening to women making waves Another one done then susie another Ricardo yet. Another recall giving bars really. Isn't it no? It's not like giving birth actually. No that's a bit less. Painful is a bit less painful. Yes at least. At least we unite can talk while You S. You can do that when you give him both. Could you really nothing repeatable in the radio quite quite this clapping for the NHS thing every Thursday ahead? Someone mentioned again. So it's a thirsty thing. What if it is? I'm going to get myself a bell. A bell about people are GonNa get noisier noisy left. We beat turn. I think they are going to be. It's going to be like one. Great big football match that. Come eight o'clock trumpet. Yes I I think it's I think it's really quite envious of the person that was ringing. The Bell Lost Thursday. Why don't you now? I'm going to get about it? I haven't got a bell but I'm going to have to find one people. Is it those tonight? Yes those night. What Kinda Bell ringing? Though he sounded like a school bell right or big handbill fan but anyway to think Kelly one of these bedside. Bales that you that you can think of in the book that that your husband. Bring Your Cup of tea. Gosh be careful with the word team call. Why why do you Tinkle Bell by you? Bet Well it was my glenys and great granny. She see migrate. Granny is to use it to call my granny when she was elderly and bedridden shape of lady. And you just pick her up by the head and you you just ring it. That's great. Do you think is Chris? Okay with this is he. Is he happens. He's never brought me a cup of Tea. Once run-up bell he the significance it. What's that record? Says it was for you to come and bring me some t find out? What's going on? Does that mean then? He's never been one for a tinkle. Okay well that's good so you don't need to temple. You just need to say please. Could I have a cup of Tea? Lender? That's all you need to say. Sometimes you don't need to ring that build and it's only going to be for Thursday nights I'll tell you what though talking about seeing in speaking this be safe thing. Have you started saying. That's everybody I think probably I? Didn't she say but I think I went with the flow when we started to use a lot of walks at messages. And how are you? Wear you now stay safe. Stay SAFE BE SAFE. They say I find that very strange. It's just appear to over the past few weeks. Be Safe Yeah. It is a few plumbing to do anything different. Are you not happy Madison though? Well I don't know I can't bring myself to actually see it. No no no. Because everyone's saying it and it just sounds a bit wrong. It sounds like you're Scottish ancestry. It's coming back in again. I think you do you've got you've always been very kind. Don't worry about the STA- say just say Hashtag what's yourself? Well See. What's what's what's your back. You don't not vitus keeping up with you. Watch your back as saying before. It's an extraordinary time. Lots of things happening and every day and every week things change de. That's another Scott help told you into this Sunday. Talk you out of the demon clean now I well. I haven't been listening to the news the past couple of days. I just thought I'd better stay away from it really. Is that the reason the reason you don't need. You don't need to be fed any more of the lockdown moment. Well it's because I'm busy in the kitchen I've been doing a fluke who can occur normally. Don't do it a little good king recently. What did he be kicking just food? Well it sounds very expensive not really light. Me is what soup and stew color and you know things. I find a French but I've actually been buying ingredients instead of ready meals. That's we've done the same thing is I can't find any flower or it's been like that for weeks so I try to get some. Lola managed to get a little bag of self freezing but I really really wanted to get some strong white flour and some yeast so I could make bread if push came to shove and my bread maker cannot get anywhere. So you've gotTA bread maker. I'm sure that's what everybody as. She is fascinating isn't it? Could Y'all just say that you want to cook more and not by things on the shop. I think we're going through that way we don't want to. We had this urge about to East Guy that we had to stop Paul because whatever was going to happen in the future and now people saying actually. I do want to keep by impressive. I want to cook. And that's what you're doing because you got more time. I've got more time I. I used to spend an hour and a half travelling to work in the morning and an hour and coming back in the evening from Cambridge. All of that time back so time to just do more more energy. Yeah is a really interesting point. I've really is to be like site again at the end of this. Wow Yeah that I was reading at. She quite a lot. People were saying that it could be an absolute rush. But I think it'll trips out went. They've bit by bit. They won't allow us to all and to the streets of the same talk about you. Know your neighbors rushing out and shaking hands with each other lovely to see you. Yes lovely lovely. I suppose in many ways I was talking to Mr T. tonight about this. Is this this thing about socializing? We worried about our dog's not being socialized. Now Dog yes really important for dogs. That were soon as they arrive in your home. You have to socialize them with other dogs otherwise they get scared they get fearful of other dogs all they attacked them because they so in many ways as humans are going to need to re to re socialize ourselves when people in many ways because we might have forgotten the whole etiquette. We can do this on line. Six months down the line. We're going to be a little bit well as long as nobody comes up and sniffs your bum. That's the main thing I do want to face that when I was actually kind of thinking that what might happen that the they'll make an announcement you Conoco out now. It's over local now. You know right to stay here now got used to it and I saw the not coming out.

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THE WRONG MISSY - Double Toasted Audio Review

Double Toasted

43:32 min | 1 year ago

THE WRONG MISSY - Double Toasted Audio Review

"I've only watched one of Adam. Sandler's productions happy Madison productions on Netflix. Which one this one fairly? There's some new gang out there and everybody blinds already looking for which way them there Ridiculous six road off fun now. Yeah I remember thinking it's Adam Sandler doodle western. It might be different. Why why would you think well? What exactly Marin. Because I'm stupid. That's why apparently I'm just gullible as fuck man. I don't know why I thought this thing would be. And I didn't to be honest with fact at the time there were a few people at Goodwin and girls trying to get me to watch. This and I was like doesn't tell you everything like I really don't WanNa do this. Please don't make me do. Don't they just beat it until me? I just find wash. It sounds like why the fuck did I think that this anything different? Why I I blame myself because I should have known an answer that I said I'm doing right now. It's like the mafia you ain't never done laws you talking about movies. You Ain't ever done with me. You Ain't GonNa always be there. His movies though to popular man this so popular on Netflix that they've been extended for four more movies for two hundred seventy five million dollars. Jesus Christ these things premier man ridiculous six and one of the most. Watch things on Netflix. At the time all these things premiere in I murder murder murder mystery man. Murder Mystery. That thing was the most watched movies on Netflix. Two weeks. Should we pull it up now? It's a foot long. He's a detective. Depends Adam Sandler. Detective Adam Sandler. Oh Yes Casey navigate. Some people I like I hate man. There's an audience for them. Apparently Netflix they pay a lot of money and apparently that money recouped well enough to where they can give him more money for more films. Alright even watch this man murder mystery to this day. I still some of it because I was like all right. I've watched about three or four days and people seem to be loving this one so let me give it a shot and it's like nope got tricked and the movie so lazy. They couldn't even they couldn't even think of a creative title murderers Genre Zara Category. If you go what am I in the mood for? And something's title murder mystery got deed. Murder Mystery Flew Adam. Sandlers in this uncut gyms gives awesome and and by the time number is already ranked Netflix's counter already gave us. You're ready gave it some Some attention and that's all the looking for because Netflix. Look they look if you just a just click on for like two seconds. Shit I I even think they count you. Look at the poster. Girl isn't a carousel. And it's on there and it starts playing just a little so you view. Just look at the carousel trailer. So I said man you know I. I can't deal with this I've been I've been fine so far. I only talk about this. I mean good of course took a woman bring my as back the wrong missy in this story of this is typical Adam Sandler shit man. In this story of the average guy that meets a model out of the blue at the airport breath average guy who wouldn't should he wouldn't even meet. Meet the chick that they got in the movie who is supposed to be like the crazy. But this is Adam Sandler world where you know average guys they just meet suit supermodels and then in beauty queen pageants and a winners out of the blue. He meets a girl at the airport. Melissa missy for short and they almost look up an agenda laws at the airport and it looks like he's found his dream girl man but causes Adam Sandler world there's a there's always a whack. A wacky mixup. Always something crazy to throw everything off and here that that that wacky mix up is due to a previous date that David spade. Who Plays Tim here? He had a craze as bitch that he dated just one night at a restaurant. But somehow and Adam Sandler world. There's this mix up with end up spending a vacation in Hawaii together. How well you just have to watch the movie like we did. And I'll tell you what it sounds like. It sounds like typical Adam Sandler hidings. It really does the funny thing here. Is that Adam? Sandler is nowhere to be found in this at all. Thankfully Adam Sandler. He's out there trying to be a serious actor at the trying to get awards. He ain't got top for this shit. Oh he'll be back. He didn't get to heat award. People said if I don't win that Oscar. I'M GONNA come back with a movie so bad that you will be sure to nominate me next time you I'll win. Best director aren't even direction. I'll take I'll sweep the Oscars for have for the categories. I wouldn't even in but for right. Now he's nowhere to be found in his movie and as Martin Said Thankfully. Hey that could be a good thing as you said you know. can actually make the movie better now maybe he moved on and left it to more qualified writers and to produce. Us get carried away. But let's take a look at the trailer for the wrong missy. Which came out with like this last Friday? Take a look at that. Let's see it does actually does make for a better movie without Adam Sandler right after this our guys this has turned out to be the best on the tied with a guy in a really long time. He to me too with a girl. You're Miss Right. Was Miss Maryland. You got to bring her to Hawaii. Did can't bring on a corporate. Retreat has no brainer texture. Now she starts. Yes aloha motherfucker. I got this girl meeting me here. And she's amazing. Think missy. What are you doing that texts from? You wonder so huge. You'll be like crazy blind date nothing you could ever do a disappointment. I love this throws texting my dream girl. Texting that crazy girl. The best we can was quoted me watching this movie. Jesus Christ man. He is funny. Because I'm making a joke but I had exact look watching. His film said exact same thing several times. God Damn got a lot of great things planned for this company retreat and I look forward to getting to know your better half may have gone a little overboard and Brag about you. You're obsessed with me. We'RE GONNA end up marrying or I'M GONNA end up dead intervene somewhere. Let down for either. Keep things calm very collected. Go out to an island and just chill like if there's one nearby or far short let's go. Yeah goes right in your mom go? He is not who I thought she was. She's free I'm crazy to really. I'm not letting these young. He's a lie jam back a listener when I when I said that Adam Sandler was nowhere to be found in this movie. I'm minute man the closest that you get to see Adam Sandler is a that. God Damn a happy Madison Logo. Well there's another part of Adam Sandler here. Was there the Hawaiian vacation? No I'll get into that. Yeah I knew that but yeah people closest that you get to Adam Sandler that Goddamn golf ball and had bugging old. That comes at the end of this data. Is it man but as far as this movie goes his name even credits anywhere like I? I waited too. Should I wait to see if he catered this something? Like he's nowhere this a movie so bad he even he don't want to have something to do with it even if it's under his production company so I'm looking at and I'm thinking you know. Wow he didn't have anything to do with this. He's doing his own thing but God dammit he left the groundwork for it was almost like he left a style guide. Our guidebook blueprint with the instruction the instructions on how to make this shitty. That's great yes style. Follow this. You must follow everything that's outlined in red like it's all line and I'm GonNa make good movies. Meanwhile I'm GonNa lead the Shitty booby style book. Great here follow this to a T. Follow a t and you will have the number one movie on Netflix. Yep and sure enough yeah you can't blame. There's formula he's like you looked on lawyer by role is right now. I know there's some dumb shit but y'all two hundred seventy five million dollars what they pay for and look you all get off and do these things. We have to make a real movie right what to do shit issue for five days three weeks. S going shoot this movie. Don't lines Improv? Half the shit. Just do dumps shit. They're about to be fine man drinking. Yeah you can drink with shooting show. I encourage it. Yeah oh act talking to crew actors. Yeah y'all can drink. Why not? Yeah man people. This is not enough to be bad. It's almost like while Adam Sandler was gone. The classroom lost fucking mind because this is this goes beyond some of these Adam Sandler movies that I've seen. It's not enough to be bad. This is this is one of those. I gotta put my nails on the chalkboard and just scratch real. Slow movies are so bad. They're just annoying like he's as the moves at a bank. It's kind of laugh at off. This bugs the fuck. Outta me man from the very beginning but these movies they split people man you know most people. Most people hate them. Most people love the man. You know the you know that. Nobody's really in the middle on these movies. Man Yeah these days but I'll tell you what you would know immediately who you are when this movie starts you will know what what category you fall in. Because they waste no time they waste no time telling you how bad this movie is. Man. They give you an out early with this. If you don't like this bitch right here the get the fuck out because you stuck with it for the next hour and a half they fool you though because they have our own maximum early on and then it seems like oh she's out of it. Let's get on with this. You don't notice he's coming back. Taken over the rest of the she came back with. Vengeance SURPRISES DAVID SPAIN. Ryland Tornado when she came back. Yeah if you don't like are you crazy bitch? Ready get the fuck out. Because they don't get any better. It only goes downhill from here. So don't say with Intel you and not talking about the first minute bit started going off talking me. I'm not I'm just talking about. Try to have romantic dinner date. You Aso's interrupted. Kick your fucking restroom real back right after back. Kicking your ass. She's she's dangerous she's a health it. She's crazy I say crazy bitches to be mean cut seriously literally a crazy bitch. She needs to be locked up. She needs help. She needs medication. She'll get people killed if she's not her meds and she's annoying s fun. She grades chief great at my nerves from the very beginning from the moment she could play she say a word she could open up a mother's when. Shit that's much as bothered me. Man on the bright side. Got The gun. You just enjoying your reaction and say try to keep it in. This is fun to watch. Don't make me look like an you're at reactive. How you you are. Which is the whole point of the character? Yeah Man but not point. Where needs to life like this? God Dan you gotTa Keep It in the movie somewhere. GotTa be a split between the between the fucking movie real life. I shouldn't have to have this ship over to my real goddamn blight like I shouldn't be laughing at how knowing she is i. Should you know what I should be like laughing at him? Because he's in there. I'm not supposed to be this motherfucker right here but that is the point of the movies to bring you in and make you got my ass. They suck me right in because I was set up here like this motherfucker the whole time. Just upset I was. I was just rolling my eyes just sitting up here. David David Spade the whole time. Just trying to get the fuck out. That's all you know I Was I felt like this motherfucker the whole time just trying to get the hell out this movie man on the braeside. At least he's calm because a lot of times he's the one that's kind of getting on your nerves. David Spade Tim the movie but you know like I say that's the point where I'm normally I'm out man. I'm like him. I'm going to the bathroom and I'm never coming back. Her and this guy got to find the right home. I'm done with you but I got to review the some ear stuff. I'm like you ain't going. Nowhere gets down. Come back to the fucking restaurant is sit down and hope that big Tito Ortiz mother fucker than when he can't hey man let me to the hospital. Just give me wiping his bits please. Hey burlap pay you ten dollars a hit me in the face right now. The okay. Here's a bottle damn it but as the movie went on I didn't okay. I gotTa admit I did get some laughs man as the movie went on but not from the fucking movie but from the all but Adam Sandler `ISMs that just kept popping. A boy he is Adam Sandler we even when he ain't around man. He is dependable. He may shit that April is when I said he had stalled book. A mini mini. At this point. People has to be there has to be Adam Stanley guidebook to shitty films. Dad Make money because it's way too much man. I'll tell you the man's consistent. Yes he is aiming Tyler Perry Tyler. Perry work at the man. The man is the man's consistent. Man I I give you that much. Even when ain't around his his spirit is still there as Martin said. Let me let me the Adam Sandler. `ISMs that is movie. Let me count the ways number one. And y'all saw this immediately ain't no surprise antibody number one. He took that Goddamn vacation man. Oh yeah look no matter. What they're doing. He will always find an excuse to go to that island resort find. His movies doesn't have bluewater can't do. I can't sand bluewater resort Adam Sandler. He scares people he does. I tell you that much. Yeah everybody's GonNa. He gets deal all his buddies or going to get some work vacation. They might even get to direct or produce spoil. How do I get a part of that? Rat Paki got stop talking shit about him. Sit so you need to have been on. Senate live back in the nineties. Oh Shit moment nineties Fox gotTa luck. My friend was like I'm paying for just paying when my soul got them movies here what they do as a corporate retreat and for the company that they're doing this for that company she'd be out of business man because it has nothing but dumb is working for him. Well that's a lot of company seat but not these. These people is almost bank. If you have your mind that bank that should have gone that this shit that they do here. This this is such a dumb ass. Companyman they take. Take the Again but does Adam Sandler will take their employees on a retreat in. Think about deers. Like hey you know what we're GONNA DO SHARK tank and everybody's like Oh Business Arteta fucking we'd actually don't go into the water swim with sharks this real short. Let's go. What the fuck. What really the date. And it's just an excuse to have them film scene with sharks because it looks cool. Isn't that Lind's anything to the store. You gotta you gotTa drop that. Would this story thank? You know you'll get it right. One day he'll get one day he asked too much of him. But I think this thing is not logical as opposed to what somebody to discuss business. No actually no that. The one time that they do they can even do that. They do discuss business. There's a catch. Everybody has to dress up like toddlers. The zoo animals are mermaids and discuss business underwater. That's the data's business in this world right here. Got The regular season here number. Two the got the usual people You're solid couple of nick. Schwartzman Schwarzen- Schwarzen- Rob Schneider usually wearing silly costumes. Screaming for easy laughs specially Rob Schneider. Oh and that brings me at number three with this. Dr Always have a character. And there were some weird physical abnormality going on the got. The Cross eyed is only joke. Is He's cross eyed right. That's it and every so often. Just cut to show cross eyed laughing. People would cross when we're looking at that's it. He's been doing that for so long. Makes me angry every time? Is That Guy? Really Cross eyed man at this point. I don't even know. I doubt it because he does that every time. It was the first time he did that. Water yes I'm wondering million. That's across frontiers. And he says let's make some money with them and you gotTa Handicap. My will use it to make some cash but the but but Rob Snyder. His physical abnormality is the worst this because he could get this bed because you to watch tonight at nine so jealous no. I'm good you guys plays A to a guy. Takes people see sharks in his his fingers got a bit off his middle the middle three digits. They got bit off but a yellow so his brother his supposedly missing his middle fingers. But you can still tell in the film that is just as fingers balled up wrapped by latex or rubber. What I'm talking about. Look at the traffic clearly baseball cook. It's like when the shark to the AD massive flesh onto a to try to look like you got a ball at all right here. You like either. You were deformed before you lost those things but we don't know that's shitty maker down just a close to try the justice justice he ain't got no poll. Look John is that they gave him a prosthetic hand but he stuck that in a fire. Just don't even the sun too long reporting in water. It's GONNA come right off like he did his fingers like this and they just fused with the rest of his hey. Is this supposed to look like this? Well this lazy okay. That's not what the movie's about Ana it's too much to ask to just either write something that makes sense or just not do not do it. I'm asking too much. Yeah Yeah Yeah. I'm asking too much for commonsense. Panel is where we live in. We got prosthetics for one joke but no follow through with the re- show Biz Dick Office. It would have been childish but it would've made more sense then you would have seen this ball at tick. That would have been amount of God. Klay down there and then this number four in these movies are the slutty guy as I said always gets the hot chick molly. Sims was the sports illustrated swimsuit. Model man you know. They don't they. Don't just get hot chicks. They get supermodels they get. You know beauty queens out of nowhere like they just met because they read the same book because they got the luggage mixed up the mixed up awesome. She wants to fuck this guy. So Bad Clo- bat in a closet right before flight takes off that's why average dudes love these movies man because they give them false hope and the rest of the film is just a parade of stupid shit. You know another thing. That's a lot of Adam Sandler movies You'll have some woman who's not down with them and they constantly just make fun of her. Yeah usually with a with a name. Yes is his wife yeah they call her the Barracuda. Yeah it's like isn't necessarily you guys. Yeah no are like when he's making fun of Leslie Man. Yeah but a hooters. Waitress routers at hooters. Jesus Man God damn charges. The scene like that thing with the sharks in rest of the movies just much other dump should read the sharks. How do they attract the sharks? Lauren locus the guy who plays missy she vomits. Apparently sharks love vomit. So they just attack. Yeah they she vomited Chum Chum. Got All her. She said vomited my lunch from early. Oh that's right goddamn actually paid attention to something actually corrected a plot point smarter than that You saw the scene where she all of a sudden turned into. Rubber cartoon just fell off. Because you know why just Spun See. Somebody hit things on the way to the ground. There's a again I tell you. What the corporate function whereas dressed like babies and toddlers and fish people mermaids although there's Fun Jokin near where Rob Schneider. That's got one one good laugh out moving. I don't know why but Rob Schneider. They play musical chairs and he pushed him check out the way. I just laughed this shit. I don't know why maybe it was like Adam. Sandler how they make you laugh when it when it gets pushed around. We'll get some matters. Moody Man Almost thought that there was a partner move and I said well you know what it went to a point where I thought it was very sweet and almost you know if y'all want to hear sport is about that. I've been working my way up to something I want to hear spoilers about. I'll tell you but I've been working my way up to something with this if you want to hear it. I'll tell you because really a review kind of hinges on the spoiler of this and I'll tell you if you wanna hear a little bit I'm GonNa let you come in talk about it bunker. The movie it I will say this and I don't want to spoil anything right now if you want it. I'll tell you but I thought you know what this is actually going to a a very sweet place man. They did something that was very unexpected. Played on while the time I got to the to the end of the film. They started to roll the credits. I was like. Oh Man Fuck that. This is disturbing this. Is this if you really look at how plays that? This is. It's like it's almost like a horror movie when it ends as a disturbing the point where this ends and even even when they tried to be sweet ends up being worse than probably any comedy in the movie? I'll tell you why in a little bit. I'm very curious about this. I looked at this way but is not this sweet. A nice about this at all. None this is very very messed up very fucked up in and on it but Martin go ahead so I came in this movie. I knew some things about it just because I heard off David Speed. How start going on about and to say what the movie's about so. I didn't come in cold. I matter of fact I didn't watch it because it was number one movie that I heard about it and I was flipping through Netflix's I was like Oh yes a movie was talking about. Let me go ahead and watch this. I'm not I haven't liked any of the happy Madison movies but I have not hated the ones with him And a man. You're so right about everything about this movie. Okay anticipation I still liked it better than all the other happy Madison movies. I've seen and what I've found I liked was lauren. Laptops she Her being so dangerously obnoxious. I mean it's it's cartoonish. It's over the top but I was like man this actress. She always used to play. Somebody's girlfriend or wife. She's funny but they never live to funny for some to just let her just take over and go with it and I was impressed by everything she was able to come up with. And how normally with with something like this? Where it's all Improv. What I'll hate is they'll go for like whatever's whatever's funny. Just go with it and with her. You know what it's it's it's too much is over the top of her characters consistent nothing. She's doing that. I go oh come on. She wouldn't do that. Everything fit within. This is par for the course. And it's a good balance with David Spade. Who's not trying to the obnoxious one? In fact that's why I was like. Oh thank God Adam Sandler not here. Because he's always trying to make sure he's a center of attention and David spades better about just sitting back also on a personal note. Corey I would tell you after this or you might guess it but early in the film even at that date. Seen Davis Bay remind me of somebody who we are friends with and I could not get that out of my head the entire time. Watch the movie now. Wow wonder yea I'll I'll tell you off the air but complement aren't insult it's neither observations. This an observation and I can imagine him reacting the same way. Marlins Mars say just way too Chris. Lisa versus who is talked to the mosque? I probably the only person planet who finds Knicks Watson Funny Ever since his days with Reno nine wanted to hate him man. Oh okay somebody else I mean. I don't like Bucky Larson movies. He maybe that's what it is but normally it stuff. He's not there lot and a little bit. He's there I I like him but yeah I just found myself watching it and letting it play along and going. Yeah we gotTa do the Rob Schneider. Dan's I thought we were GONNA get away from that time and everything else you brought up so right about. I kind of like this movie came in until you start talking low. Yeah and to But what I will say is what are you talking about like in the third act way starts to get sweet? That's are now slapping down the bullshit card. This this is a this is a fun crazy before but now you're trying to bring in this. Is that thing? Adam Sandler does where it's always like but the end of it all. I need you to look characters. No just because now they have a change of heart and it follows the most laziest of romantic comedy conventions to to ending. You know like I mean one character does come in with some sense but other than that. I was like it. It was it was fun for a while but I could never recommend it. What would you give it? You know? Because I didn't hate it. It would be a rental. Okay well I fucking hated I want to give us some bullshit not fuck you and I didn't. I didn't go that far but I I'm telling you my rating right now because I wanna tell you why exactly like it was some bullshit in the beginning but I want to tell you why this whole thing with them trying to be sweet enough you WanNa hear the spoiler for this going to ground if not then you know what cool. I'll see you later. See the Mars you next time. Cnn The show if you WanNa come back but let me. Let me explain to you with this Internet that they tried to do this so called romantically sweet ending that they did here so molly. Sims from earlier in the movie see about can find A. She's the one that plays the the model chick the beautiful girl that out of nowhere. Just one Davis Bay she. She couldn't resist his his charm so much yet to have sex with him and agendas closet but the thing is I clicked and she was recently divorced. Still Bullshit initiating follow for him but I mean that was a little mean maiden Davis yes but regular that some walk out of here no no. That's an Adam Sandler fantasy. No they always get these girls at a way out of the League man. Chicks like that all the time David Spade and it'd be hand money doing that. No not airport. I mean there's a fucking fantasy right here but okay with it but let me tell you something. So he sees her and they click man all read the same book the same songs with both divorce. Oh God let's like each other. Oh let's go on a romantic trip each other Let's reconnect but because this mix up he ends up with this version of this other. Mri right here now. Here's here's what the movie tell with. This goes so he thinks he's in love with the hot missy but this other missing. I'm just sees no. I'm not saying she's not beautiful either but he thinks that he's in love with hot normal MRI but he stuck with buck insane missy so they spend some time together and as they go along he starts to think like. Oh you know what pass and things and we spend some time together we I really do. I'm falling in love with her. A fucking nowhere. But I'm finding love with the course of the weekend over the course of the weekend on. I'm Oh my God. I had a wrong. She's smart when you really look past the craziness and she's not annoying. Everybody Oh shit. She really has sweet moments when she's not getting drunk and almost ruined my job killing herself. A here's the thing that happened with this. Tim is not in love. Tim Has Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah yeah at the beginning of the movie. Tim didn't drink. He had ambition. He was well mannered until he met her. And by the time. When when when the hot Melissa missy comes up model comes looking for him and at that point he's like oh I would with you but I'm in love with the other missy. I'm so sorry that you've got here and as this. Had you spend the time with the Hot Melissa? He's drinking one shot after another. Make a fool at himself in a restaurant. Climb around on the fucking walls walking on his hands. Follow all over the place pretty much being an annoying fucking person man. The thing is it's not that it's not that missy made him all fancy free rediscover life know missy broke. Him broke him and made him insane. She didn't make him loose and fun and Fancy Free Jamaica have a new outlook on life. She made him crazy broken back to his frat boy days he fell in love with his captor is what happened. He became an alcoholic. He's start doing stupid shit. He quit his job without. No prospects in ended up doing being crazy out in public. Doing insane should like she did just like Mandy and even a stephen the ending they tried that I can guarantee you. That's not the message. The movie the message is oh well you really get past all of bullshit. She's okay person. No she's still she's still insane right up to the last minute right to the last minute but moment they're supposed to be sweet. She's FUCKING INSANE. She still a bitch. She's a dangerous self and now she's a Goddamn dangerous. Tam Disturbing this issue pro made him crazy. But the movie didn't look I get to you the movies. Not that's not the point of the bill the film. They thought it was all right. Oh Tim found love and he found like it'd be if had to let go and everything's GonNa work out everything's GonNa work out no end up somewhere and what's going to happen is fucking. This chick is another crazy episode. And then she's GonNa she's GonNa Kill Tim and she's going to pull the gun on herself. A poison them both the something why they should move onto the next victim. Oh after she kills I love. She'll do something where he'll end up dying. She will take no responsibility for really notice it. It'll be a blip to her. You read about them. The News Tim finally one day wised up and said Oh my God. This is insane. He's GonNa tell her. I gotTa leave and you need help. And she's GonNa say nobody leaves missy she's GonNa kill him. Try TO HIDE THE BODY. Shit and you'll be read about this crazy motherfucking the newsletter about how she hit a body somewhere. Tim who used to work for crazy. Fucking corporation is now dead. Apparently he left the supermodel. Be With this chick right here. He was a mastermind. Some sort maybe can manipulate people in a loving her. What you have to appreciate when I say something smart with the supermodel he says I think I'm GonNa live with they crazy girl. She's like do we made out one time. I'm okay and she was like what the Fuck I was thinking. Now more that you Jesus this dodge bullets man but like I said that would have been great head the movie into that way and admitted like and happy Madison World. This is romantic and is a great ending. See that's par for happy. She's not so bad after all she is. But there you go people bullshit. Mind light room so I don't know it's a low rental. Yeah you Melissa. Y'All perfect for each other. You deserve I was always fascinated by trying to see. What is there some part of her? That's that's actually cut a good or work with and it was like. Oh No I'm sorry. I know you said that. That's the point of the film that yeah no reaction at is the point of the film but no man. I know you're supposed to be know about her. But not that God damn much. I mean it's supposed to have fun. Fought this bitch man. Fuck off no hated actresses. I'm glad that she has a moment to like cut loose because she has good. Yeah she's very good. Fuck that care to me. I would never watch this. I would never and I don't give a fuck about. They found that somebody's house. I could be somebody else's I can be guest. They cut this and I'll get right up and I'm cutting shoot off and I dated. Cut It back on a cut going again. I'm a fucking brick. That TV acting hurt. Yeah she drove. She drove me crazy. She's good TV president this movie man. Fuck you let me move on mean it would make me. I'd be furious an to me what she did him on that first day. I do not see. Fucking furious crisp. It's really should really even know each other and you go pull this shit already fucking me. I'm not I'm just talking to you. Have Romantic Dinner Date. You think you ASO's interrupted. Tell tell yes. He did before that she did. Let me tell you what she this. We spoiler this will says well spoiler ground right now is bitch came in before she even met him she She was fucking him. She texted him because he like. Where are you and she said? Oh I'm at the Bar. Blue DRESS LONG BLACK HAIR. This meet hit though. He won't leave me alone. He keeps hitting on becoming saved me. Tourist Davis Bay goes looking like well. Sorry man the ladies with me and he's like Oh fuck your of course it gets up about to beat his ass women's pregnant one and then I I was like well. That guy's an asshole but she's the biggest bitch for doing that but then she says dente pulls this and it's like okay not only messing with this man but you must have two people just trying to have a night did ask for this at all. Fuck you only hate these people man? All right fuck you let me get out of here bullshit. Miss Right was Miss Maryland. Hawaii did can't bring on a corporate retreat has no brainer texture. Now see yes. Aloha mother Fucker Janica.

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LCB Ep. 259 - Top 10 Favorite Cereals, Is HBO Max Worth The Price? and Reviewing The Wrong Missy and The Lovebirds

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LCB Ep. 259 - Top 10 Favorite Cereals, Is HBO Max Worth The Price? and Reviewing The Wrong Missy and The Lovebirds

"I'm not I'm I'm not dumb. Net around fifty and beyond me can get me out of this massive. Finish off your sh might pay. You can't handle the truth. Maybe not maybe Fuck Yourself. Shoot your kid. One Dot Day of what we've got here is saying yes. Just well we're going. We don't need roads. You're welcome to lights bar. Club is so two fifty nine Jeff. Ken Jetro Bonds Fun. Weird show for you today. We are going to be reviewing to Netflix's movies to two thousand twenty movies about that too. One very rare for us. Yeah we'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA do the lovebirds. The sort of foul up to the big sick sort of follow up to the basic a CA- males in it yes. Michael Schober Stupor was technically the follow up to big sick and then the wrong missy. I'm just not going to say anything about that movie. I kinda you know I'm GonNa do we get into the wrong missy? I hi everybody all aboard as a wanted to get my netflix open. In than just kinda go see him by seeing just so I remember it. Because I'm absolutely fine with that. I we will spend more time on the wrong missy for for multiple the love birds as as a solo review. I don't think would've worked. I don't think that terrible. We'll get into both them. And then we talked last time people were like we need cereal. Rankings WE ACTUALLY DID CEREAL. In one of our first twenty episodes. We never really like. I don't know it was kind of a half asked one. We're GONNA go to. Yeah we'RE GONNA do top ten serials. Boroughs tying it in to are fictional basketball debates. We're going to plug the fuck out of that. So yeah what's what's going on over the method before we get into our reviews. What's what's any anything new we watch and we are going to talk. Hbo. Max that's a new thing abandoning any new shows in the last four days. You've picked up or any any movies Avatar. Troch gives the update. Actually I haven't progressed much time the last couple days. I've been I've been. I watched a screener of a movie. Guys gave me the other night not like gave me but like we legally watch a screener And so yeah. I watched that. We'll talk about only can legally talk about it new thing I watched. Hbo Max we'RE GONNA wait. That's the new thing I dabbled and I was very I. I'm streaming service. Guy Has logged on folks I love a new streaming I love diving in and seeing bad a good streaming service correct. This is not qube. It has its problems but it ain't be is. I talked to someone today. We're doing pot about this and and we're talking about qube alongside like Disney plus. Hbo Max Apple TV plus Netflix. And halfway through my fucking like jokes on us even talking quickly like they belong in this discussion. They don't belong in any there on the level of of TIKTOK and instagram. Tv and you could argue that those are above it Qube. So it's like as like damn like like if anything hyping up more than they should be but that's enough about quitting for now but otherwise. No no no no new shows what am I. Oh I'm stays for us this weekend on Net flicks. I'll dive into space force. Yeah I'm excited for that. What content added stuff their stuff coming out consistently coming out? But it stuff. I WANNA watch which is not always the case. I was really excited by altered. Carbon back in February. Just never didn't do it for me now. Apple bought the. What do you call it? That Scorsese Leo Movie Right. Just a couple of hours ago. They last hours. Yeah yeah that's GonNa be good else. What else is on C- continue watching pets. I tried core and first season is good and then just after that everything if you like they they make ing into a deadbeat dad. And there's a there's a new Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah THE PROBLEM WITH WATCHING. Those are not GonNa go deep enough for me very very been down that rabbit hole in terms of trying to find out as much as I can. Nothing is disappointing. As getting into a doc doc on a topic you like like imagine if the OJ dock. It just covered the stuff you know. There's nothing more disappointing. When you finish it Theranos if you knew stuff up there notes. That doc was wasn't all that good except listening to her talk. Because she's so fascinating that doc like if you knew about their nose like you watch that you're like okay. Whatever like that's a rehash. What about the Michael Jordan doc? Narrated by Elizabeth homes love that. What's it called? Muck was unstoppable in the fourth quarter but Michael's close tuning of Dennis Rodman's antics really played in. But that's actually that's how I felt about Maybe fifty percent of the Michael Jordan documentary was that it just wasn't telling me any new information. It's like Michael. Jordan was a star in the eighties. Came into the League and became a star. And I'm like Yep Yep I'll you gotta shoe deal. We never heard about those Ben and Jerry shoes came out. Everybody was flipping out over. Yeah you did not go after them. I believe Nah I There's absolutely no chance if I can never hit on generally shoes on sneakers. There's no way even putting in a row legit mad like wild like this is the most sought after shoe the out of all the shoes. You do not have a chance to get this ugly as shoe fucking clowns shoe people wanted this clowns you. They wanted to sell clowns here. But a bunch of people wanting to sell fucking clowns you. That was the Internet this week. I was on like Nike. Talk and people were like just really wanted this. You I have a special connection to Ben and Jerry but you like Jimmy Fallon Piney by now and then stabbed item. Ben Other sneaker sneaker culture is really interesting and I think there's a lot of fascinating history to it and I think there's a Lotta history that's been co opted by big brands and quote Unquote high-priced resellers Shit. But the one thing. I will absolutely demolished as any sort of collaboration with a major brand to me. That is just the Lamest of lame like a skateboard few collaborating with Ben and Jerry skateboarding issue collaborating with seven eleven. You Remember Katie. Had that nerve thing. It's just like people get excited about that. Because like two products I knew it wants a man tyree data BEC- Kyri did like a donut. One I think crispy cream once. I know the Brown did thirty pebbles. Somebody had a super soaker one that it actually really cool like. It's not that they're not cool. It's just that when you talk about shouldn't be the reason you buy it. Will you talk about like I have a special connection to sneakers? I understand that like I. You know the first pair bawled mile money was a pair of Jordan. Eleven's back in ninety six and so yeah like I do. It makes me feel nostalgic. It makes me feel good when you're like I have a special connection to Ben and Jerry's vis-a-vis I need these sneakers. I'm just like what's your you. Are YOU JERRY GRANDSON? 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It's Warner Brothers streaming platform but they're using the HBO name because why not right like if you're meaning socially equality right saying that one his poop but if you're a turn and you pair with like a thing of fruit you're gonNA call yourself whatever that fruit like you get a call yourself. A Better version has always been second place right. Yeah when I think about Warner Brothers. I'm like there the Second Place Disney. They even attach themselves to the second place team port so it was a good name because their first place but they do. It reminds me of a brain. You're talking about this recently with the movie doing this. Maybe call duty or something like that but like even with Joanie for example like just making your own movie and attaching a brand that he knows people like to it just to make sure that you get more is on it. We're just smart. Yeah Yeah and the thing with almost got to show. He does well. We'll talk with the angels thing was. Hbo Max it is a little confusing. The names I believe. You have a cable subscription. Hbo You already signed up for you. GotTa Log on your cable provider. You can sign up for it on your own if you. Hbo Now you get it as well in HBO Go. I don't think there's any crossover there H. Hbo Now you have the HBO services a lot of things on here the DC universe t C. M. Cartoon Network Adult Swim Sesame Workshop Studio Ghibli crunchy roll collections. Now not all a crunchy roll looney tunes. They have some original things. Originals are not all. Hbo Friends The Entire Warner movie up up until yesterday they did not have Harry Potter. You know it's it's war thing all there you go all the sudden. They had Harry Potter this morning so they must have got it overnight dinner of the Dark Knight yet the Dark Knight. What's the what's not on there yet? The Dark Knight is on on their not on there. Yet prints Watchman's not on the ultimate cut watchmen as well. Superman returns. Batman begins while Superman. They're moving over dizzy. Plus dealt with this as well with infinity ward for example with with Netflix's Previous contracts But they're going to have a lot of future original things as well. We Know Justice League. Snyder cut green lantern series. Justice League dark series held by J.J. Abrams easily behind. That will do producer as of right now. They have love life with Kendrick in an Elmo late night talk show. That's really all they world. We we get a good looking. They will have originals. They just don't have them yet. Which is a bit of in two thousand? Elmo did did something unfortunate on the. He's on the notes APP they have flight attendant with Kinley. Cocoa raised by wolves by from with Ridley Scott Gossip girl things. Tokyo vice from ansel ELGORT. They they spent about three point. Five billion h percent of three point five billion on content So that's GONNA be up to now their content as well as Hbo Max. Stuff fifteen bucks a month. It's very expensive everything else but the IP's again include Big Bang theory All the ones I mentioned. I think they're also doing movies. That are not warner brothers. Which is a very cool thing that they've done. They're they're doing movies. That are outside of the Warner Brothers. Realm which is great and like that because they're trying to make this platform that's really based on Ip right now expanded to other other territories Oneday drawback and then I'll let you guys have comments trail. I know the comment. You made priority for them actually. It's funny I watching. Abc On above. Me and thor. The dark rose honors and a Disney plus at the bottom and seen that awhile for obvious reasons they said a priority was getting Harry Potter stuff yesterday and they had it this morning roku would fire stick. They do not have yet Hbo Now was on Roku. And this is. Hbo Now converted basically but they haven't struck a deal on this. Because I know each side wants to give her thoughts on HBO. Max I like the layout. I like what I've seen so far. I'm glad I bought. I think the I mean honestly the big sell from me. I'm sure it's been other places. But it's nice to have a consolidation of classic movie somewhere on a streaming service or feel like the movie Selections Been Not so classic right feel like classic movies on Netflix. Maybe something from the eighties whereas here Casablancas on it like they did not see. 'em Has a lot of Leeson their section of the catalog so I think that's really cool because there are a lot of classic. I'm just looking at lake some of the movie. Deliverance may maybe not the same breath as Casa Blanca. But that's still a seminal movie and film making history so I think that's neat but yeah the the the the only tick mark you're saying is I the TV. I have up in the kids. Playroom here is a Roku TV. And there's all the episodes of Sesame Street on this thing and I would love to just be able to put it on the. Tv STARTS FROM SESAME STREET. But I can't do it yet. Doesn't support Roku whatever legal you think you can cast it over probably right to recruiters recruit out of sport casting. No I I could cast it over if I could find my cast. The dangles foot a I will add this to some of the stuff is collections. Like for example like I was like Oh fuck. I'm going to go back and Rewatch Tim and Eric Awesome show. It's not there yet. So Dawson collectively. They have robot chicken which I may through all the old robot chickens but so then we're not full like I don't know if you WANNA watch space ghost's comes to coast nope that's on there. I mean a lot of people have water respect for that show. I have a lot of respect for just. It's never done it for me. I've never found it funny. I think the good thing about it right now is like what you're saying. Joe And you're getting a lot of these movies that he might not find anywhere else because they don't think put enough emphasis on original programming ahead of time. So right now. They're behind the curve and making up for that by buying movies that people like and that's a good grace period for a lot of streaming platforms before they start making all this see most of which probably is going to end up sucking ass. Yeah and I think would the I'm in the market for this. For something like Disney. I subscribe to Disney for my kid in for the mandatory. So be I won't more original content for them but the film backlog in terms of what you can get on Disney's great for my kids not much interesting stuff there but the fact that I can go and watch two thousand one. Space Odyssey is. I'm laying in bed whereas like before citizen Kane if I want to just I mean I haven't seen citizen Kane that's a that's a ground but monroe's broadcast it's a ground groundbreaking movie in in stuff like that. So I think this is overall a very very good thing. There's there's a lot of good stuff on here that makes these classics more accessible to everybody. Who at least subscribes to Hbo Max in the lack of original programming? I think there's so much stuff that just hasn't been on the internet or hasn't been on the Internet in a way that is easy access before that that can make up for for now so I'm pretty a horse. Yeah I yeah you know Rick Moranis the Miranda we will. We will review movies off. Hbo Max Probably will give a weaker so let people sign up but there are so many things on here. Tropics under is on here. I've really wanted to do tropic on for throwback so we will do movies off because this is a treasure trove of new stuff for us to sit through which people sending Alien Citizen Kane people want us to do really really all we will do really huge miss on them not making on the Looney Tunes Cartoon Logo Dot. Making a big jug as though if they really wanted to strike. That mean died out six months ago fifteen months ago. They should should have done that right true. I I think. I think I get this with my subscriber anyway but I still fucking paid for it so whatever I like. I like what I see here. I love the movie library. It's never bothered me too much. I'm a big renter. I move on Youtube on because they're cheap through. A lot of them are four K. But you know what which this forgotten forecast right. Now which is kind of a bummer But a lot of what? I don't know a lot of HBO. Max Has I'm I'm I'm bought in it. I like it and like movies. I'd get the get the Ghibli movies in here still not a great streaming platform to go for comedies and I do believe universal with mb with with peacock is going to have a really good selection of shows or movie comedies of universal comedies. Like the I love you. Man is in the role model World Bachelor. They're gonNA land. This one has do day. Eight legged freaks. Oh my God the Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas Baby. No but he had. No one really has like the go-to appetite era stuff. But they will. They will so like we see here too. I wake like streaming services. I can't wait to be conscripted into one of the streaming service armies of the future to fight the streaming wars along is everybody society. Fraction is off to support a HBO. Max Disney or whatever entertainment company. We decide to pledge allegiance to they needed to give us money man then give us as much as Disney pays advertise for more content way more valuable than money dude. Prometheus Libya's ten bucks an hour talk about it that one week so yeah and that was it. The campaign ended. We went back to shitting on them. I mean the interface is okay Max. It's it's I mean. I was founded in. The same thing is having with it already already had with. Hbo Go which is like everything. Takes a while to load on chrome which is already like obviously but bogs down your computer. Not Singer runs obviously watching computer. But that always frustrates me. I wish it was little more. Fluid fucking three dots. The three doffing. Where you're like is thank moon gets exactly. Oh wait to go back and rewatch the a stand up comedy specials for for like a T- Amy Schumer Ones. Those lists that no. I'm just kidding good obviously the HBO Catalog Stand Up. Comedy specials been something. We had access to a lot of fantastic. Were killing them softly Is the one I can think about the old Godzilla who going our Chapelle Godzilla. Fight Jewelry the one thing I do want to add though is again. I said I was talking about this earlier with someone and I I kind of for the first time with a apple. Tv is the example. I kind of made like something clicked in my head and like I the things. Why should work is that you have Disney plus Hbo Max? They're investing a lot of money in their own properties. Even like the the Green Lantern Chosen. Be A shitload of money. Disney plus on properties they can Disney plus can lean back a little easier than everyone else because no one's GonNa Stop Liking Star Wars or marvel. That's just not going away anytime soon. So they can have that gap between Mando and everything else apple. Tv Did something interesting to me. They bet on creators they bet on actors and actresses and directors and producers J.J. Abrams left the project. May they've been on the Spielberg's and Aniston's in the corrales because they felt like look? What do people do the sit on Netflix? And they watch the office in France until they're fucking eyes bleed out. It's like we got We have Rachel Green. We have Michael Scott in a show. Baby let's go. The problem was they wasn't Michael. Scott Rachel Green. It was the Weird Matt. Lauer like like based on a true story Matt Lauer Show Carell playing himself and I think that they did that with a lot of people. Like we got Jason Momoa. But it's like yeah. But he's not game of thrones and he's not alkyl man. I don't even know if it will drug. He's not the guy like they had a bunch of people we recognize they marketed that as their thing but they were doing not the thing that people like them doing. I must say at all. They could ever do their roles. But when that's how you market it and you market to a mass audience like I just. I don't know that's why I think it's a big reason why didn't work it's it's it was a mindset. I feel like it's an older mindset where During nineties to me were so much is based around the star in your right. Things have shifted to where we think about like the Michael Shire's You know what he's done for. Nbc just in terms of his projects. It's like now now your name that you want like attached to whatever platform you're distributing is like Shonda rhimes or somebody who's been shown to produce hit after hit after hit regardless the stars are. Is that person the Tyler Perry or whatever they'll bring the right people into the project they just that's the creative engine behind what you need rather than the other way round getting recognizable faces. That's in the nineties so we've got another action movie. Just throw Van Damme in some people will show up fucking their the older marketed. Marketing heads kind of you'd must like the L. Spaghetti scene were just like oh well if I put sear but the thing I like in Spaghetti a thing I like it will definitely taste good just like if I combine Steve Carell and rare. Mike Michael Scott and Rachel. Green Ebou deftly. Turn out good but like when you don't have that substance substance behind it and like anything besides read. That's work within. You're just never going to have an audience that I think buys into it and like longterm people off the bat for sure like I'm saying I don't like I don't think that's off the bat move. I think net flicks if space forces. Good that's what people like fair. Not The Steve. Carell historic girls a really good actor he's done really great roles in dramas but Steve. Carell the people who they're like when they're trying to make their money they're going to that demo. That's watching the office right now. So netflix's makes a great spending a SHITLOAD OF MONEY TO STEVE. Carell on a show. That's like the office and then you have that trust. Then you throw him in the drum I I think the play off the bat was just. It was talk play from apnea. There's no substance behind it. Like a hollow thing I and they thought that as long as they grip people in there in that first season they can just do whatever they want and like work on for a second season. Who cares like we have right now? We have you know Steve Crow and Jennifer Aniston. Both saying yes to come and do a show for us. You'll give a shit what it is. We're getting these two people in the show. It doesn't matter because people are going to watch it. Said Yeah and I think people can emulate how prestige. Tv looks and feels that be. The whole show had very prestige. Tv's corpse type feel to it without any actual life in it So that's what they're going for. They're they're like okay like what is a show on. Hbo Look and feel and sound like and it's kind of like this. It's like we take somebody who's in a comedy show put him in here in its serious subject matters all this stuff but I don't know maybe you didn't have the right people producing it And again I think that's the way it is because feel like the conversations that people like to have around their content. These days are mean a lot of it's about the content itself. Go back to. Like game of thrones like why the discussion was around. Dnd Even before people started hating him real hard core is like. Are they going to wrap it up with the process? How many seasons? I love like whatever like even stuff like with is. Nobody's nobody's really like they talk about us as a podcast like it'll be a little bit. Maybe it'll be on our read it. Nobody really wants to talk about like what we talked about like. You know if you guys don't wear the right thing to the Dunkin awards like it's behind the scenes stuff that like you kind of feel like you're part of That I think people like being brought to the table with and I think when you get a content creator that you can follow from place to place you kind of feel like since you're a fan of them. You're somewhat invested in the process to in that part of it. Yeah exactly Nolan Right. Yep Yep Mascot discussion whilst then it's it's it's interesting looking back on I know we talked with stream platforms all the time. I'm just fascinated by this. Whole Movement is is kind of insane and no one and no one really like I I. It's funny like they're trying to win. No one's GONNA win. Were like we're all gonna use all of them. It's like comes down to. Who's going to have the most I guess? But knowing who be like the go-to like there's going to people are GonNa be on multiple one now. It's GONNA people been calling it since day one because like the court cutting was gonNA lead to this inevitability refracting of this. You know delivery mechanism so now you get to a point to where you wanna watch all these things you're paying as much as A OF PEOPLE FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO SMART Way Disney's not that much who has a package or whatever But we talk about all the time on the streaming I think the interesting part of this whole streaming discussion right now is it means a lot. It means I think dominance means something different now post covid nineteen did PRE COVID. Nineteen with what we seem like movie distribution in everything and kind of what? Maybe they're going to do with some smaller named movies coming up the Studio Warner Brothers. Do they use a release that they have? Did they put it on? Hbo Max Rather Than Putting It on demand try to drive people there their subscription service or do they just make more money selling it for twenty dollars. I I don't know what to do but it certainly would be certainly be a nice little like ace ace in the hole to foot like a movie that was going to go to theaters but maybe wouldn't make financial sense next year to do it only services which. Disney's doing right. Yeah so it's not like a new thought that I would be to see like Disney can afford to do it. So who knows Yup Yup Von Now move off the stream platforms We're supposed to launch a bunch of Americans into space to it. Didn't happen yet. Got The laid. What are we going to watch Tom? Cruise into space at some point. He is going to be doing a movie working alongside you on. Moss's bakes space x program Trying to do moving space and the direct is going to be. Doug Lyman. Who did lived. I Repeat Ak Edge of Tomorrow Aka edger tomorrow I repeat has under names direct Mr Smith Jumper Bourne. Identity the The Wall came out two years ago. With America's we did best wall for the Oscars as well as American made And he's an extra cast walking a book. Tom and Daisy Ridley out A and apparently lived. I repeat again however he's doing the space movie with Tom Cruise. I'm excited for Tom Cruise space. But I'm worried though the craziest stunt yet in space you're worried why you're worried about safety or are you worried about the movie. I'm worried about Tom. Cruise Api Tom Cruise safety like the elements. And I just want. Maybe it's because I just watched the Martian you don't WanNa see Tom. Cruise burn up on reentry. In every single SPACEX clip. We Watch is always and this is not fair to spacex but the same time every single space you ever see on the news just the rockets exploding on the launch pad which is like they wanna see thought. They landed Iraqi like thing to see the videos. You'll see circulating all the rockets exploding which is like a better in the fucking tesla truck. Exactly when everybody else over objectively Larry. Two thousand fourteen right through that ball at that window and it just broke was just objectively very funny. Oh boy yeah if it was anyone other than Tom Cruise doing this. I'd be disappointed. It'd be like why Tom Cruise it makes sense. I think Agree with you. I think that the big thing here with Lyman is that a key. Obviously has a really good taste for sci-fi right like I think especially when look at tomorrow just like I think he curated vibrancy will but like. I don't even know how you get a director at how they're going to film so they're gonNA shoot him into space with like one camera managed relying directions back and forth from Earth. Are they going to send Doug Lyman up into space with? I don't know functionally how this is GonNa work. But I think he's a good choice. You just need to make sure you get the right type of cinematographer of the right to have all this shit to make sure it works correctly because if this is going to be huge investment right not only just further whatever studios at behind it. But also like spacex and NASA are both involved in it. They're GONNA WANNA make sure. This is good. I'm sure they're GONNA have unfortunate. Maybe like hopefully not too much of a creative hand in it because this is going to like I think have a big impact in the future. Unlike public opinion as far space like IOS and especially private spaceflight like this movie bomb could be propaganda. Yeah that's what I'm afraid of is like this is going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity especially for us as audience members to see Cruz. Do something like this. Just hope. It doesn't turn into a fucking camel. Run by Nissan SPACEX or like something. That just ends up being a flop. Because it's it really is. You don't get an opportunity like this every now and really. I don't know Manson. That's a good point. I just I don't know what's like when it comes to space. I don't know what's actually propaganda. What's not 'cause NASA RULED? Going to space was really cool. Nasa logo sick died. I love that kid. I'd like to get back to that. I think that was neat but Now that it's like there's always been intertwined with companies. You always had contractors and stuff. Now it's spacex obviously very publicly facing maybe not in terms of the corporate structure but is in terms of their leadership. I don't know much about it but Yeah it's it's going to be is definitely going to be an event. It's going to be one of those things where there's GonNa be a lot of obviously documentary type materials around the production of a to. They'll probably be a lot more interest. themselves exactly for like three other guys space that were the crew and they fucking just sat around all the time and they sent crawlspace with him for from your five on five. What we'll get another look at crew Lizard Air? About Ken Guy. Henry Cavill what is it? I'm a book dotcom reporting the Henry Cavill back as Superman. Oh wait offer the cut just in general in multiple DC movies. Oh Shit that's awesome. It's fun yeah. But he's a good superman. Yeah just stick with the good thing. GotTa gotTa get sewer mail. I don't have to do the whole cycle of getting mad about whoever plays Superman again. We've been through figured out. He's fine somebody confident to to direct it towards a little more chipper of character. I think yeah exactly. Get Your Smile. Due the mustache again rid mustache thing when that was a big problem for us As a society. Let's let's Talk. Avatar to a to do what's going on I mean is is Jimmy. Got this figured out yet. What how did camera knocking to hand in the Tom? Cruise Space Movie. How did he not get involved? Does he think Tom? Cruise and Cameron get along. No one thing where I think. That'd be the only problem. But how did he not weasels way on board? I I don't know but I think it's one of those things where like Tom Cruise. Just a thomason off the dream all right. So here's a Jon Landau didn't interview ours. Ian is about him returning to New Zealand thing. This is what he said about This is the story of the Soli family and well one does to keep their family together. Jake solely in theory have family in this. Its movie they're forced to leave their home. They go out and explore different regions of Pandora including spending quite a bit of time on the water around the water in the water. Why people turned entertainment today? More so than ever think it's to escape to escape the world ran to get the other pressures they have in their lives group that I think with Avatar. We have an opportunity to allow people to escape to a incredible world. Incredible characters that they will follow in much. The same way as Peter Jackson's able to do with Florida. The rings okay. So that's what we're looking forward to doing. I don't I don't hate the COP. I mean they have a long way to go to have the sentiment of Lord of the Rings I the Big One look. I'm looking forward. Just based on the fact that been so fucking long. I just can't wait to see what they can see why it took so long. If we get another movie that tells us how important family is. It's a win for us. That's one lesson we haven't learned to with movies the importance of family from James Cameron. He is never mentioned it before. Yes not once didn't really get into it. Yes or no Avatar. It's weird because it's been ten years right. It was two thousand. Ten was the two two thousand nine thousand two dozen two thousand nine to fuck now. It's nine nine nine nine two. Yeah part of me says that if they really wanted to make things they missed the window but the other part of me is like I don't WanNa doubt James Cameron but I'm just thinking like if this was something they could have filmed back to back and released two or three and like you know the year stretches and got it when people are still bought in and I think it would be like. It'd be like ver- you know people. Who are maybe twelve thirteen at the time like Ken? Jag A bigger thing for them. Maybe now is just like James Cameron's Boondoggle and I hate to say that because obviously one of the greatest filmmakers of all time but he does get a little too focused on some things and maybe replicate the waters one of them. So I don't know what to think because I feel like you'll be a very competent action movie. The other part of me is like who who who's GonNa care he's GonNa remember it will say nobody will but I just wonder what the reaction Avatar to would be for movie that was once the highest grossing movie of All Time I mean. I don't I don't know what he really expect from it because like I don't WanNa say I'm not excited for because it's like you said shows like one of the best will make his role time. I don't think Avatar. The original movie is nearly as good. Obviously to to deserve being second-highest move time but at the same time it's stuffy like an enjoyable movie to watch. It was fun funny film. It was a tech demo to by the way yes and that's the way it felt about it as a tech Demo and three D technology in the movies and was executed. Probably one of the better three D. movies and average organs specifically made for that in Kevin Brady Technology alive and movies for the next like eight years down. Yes then all the other movies did it like post. Production is like Alvin and the chipmunks chip in Three D. Fucking Make Alvin flying the camera three days figured out Jeff by the way that done on cavaliers from the rap. I any anything that right. Yeah we we gotTA GET AVATAR ROB. Worth what before. No the other Guy Superman. He's back on combat and get some coffee pursue the first guy fucking cameo every time. It's so frustrating. Once that we'll fuck wants a cameo from him yes it is you forget their sawyers. Your birthday barely friend hates your guts because he spent two hundred bucks for me to say. I'm just excited that Disneyworld's openings. We can finally go to Disneyworld. Go to Avatar land and get all of their awesome items including the Pandora's Pandora Sunrise going on Delta drink. The floating rocks stake a lot of names. I think the Weirdo names. Can you get the Pandora's Sunrise Teramoto? Please never miss a chance to get a nice Terry Mona. Before I go to bed you can get the The the steamed POW steamed Pandora pods it. 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The least director Michael Showalter who is absolutely hilarious. Let me say that right off the bat before we talk about this this movie. That's pretty bland. Hilarious meant what? How American summer. Then he came back for right on American summary for the funniest character. Difference in between that show He directed the big sick We did a fantastic job. In that the love birds was supposed to be indeed irs got moved to Net flicks synopsis. For the lovebirds is as follows on the brink of breaking up. A couple gets unintentionally embroiled in a bizarre murder mystery as the closer clearing their names in solving the case they need to figure out how they and the relationship can survive. The Night Starts Isa Ray Kumail Nangiani Anna camp. A couple of people you may or may not recognize all sparks also in House. The guards long everything man every time. I turn on. Hbo Show. I'm just like Oh there's also works. Yeah we've got sixty seven percent around tomatoes from the critics audience. Gave it a fifty three I I I think. That's probably the appropriate range right. This movie is it's not. It's not bad it's disappointing. No because of that everybody was involved. Yes it's disappointing that this would you would think would kind of the follow up to the big sick. Just not in the same ballpark as as big sick whatsoever. I do want to defend emily. V Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani in that. I think they were instrumental. Even though show Walter Directing the fact that the big sick was written by the two people who went through it. They were able to make that what it was. So this is a follow up but it's not like a follow up you know it's their right the movie it's a paint numbers off more effort. Yeah it's it's like it's a romantic comedy type thing with like funnier than our traditional romantic comedy in a little more edge but still like lacking anything that made like that makes anything like insecure or the big sick or anything like wet hot American summer that like people who have been involved this before which made that special that makes sense. Yeah it's IT'S A it's a script that did not deserve either of those actresses did not deserve Easter at did not deserve Camille Nanjiani. Like I think this is probably the best version of this movie like the best. It could have possibly been in their just their bones were there to make this movie any better than it came out being. And that's that's fine ended up giving it a fifty five. That's wrong with that. I gave it to sixty. I give it a sixty. It was. It was enjoyable but it was also it. What's a movie I feel like we reviewed a movie like it in a sense of stuff just keeps happening? You know what? I'm saying like any traditional again. That's what I felt like Carolyn. Coomer was there. There were some scenes which were were just went on a little too. I think the fight in their apartment. It was just like all right. I was like I get past the comic point. It's not it's not funny anymore. It's them arguing. We get the character development. Let's let's move ahead write. I just it. It wasn't boring. I wanted to know what happened. I was intrigued little bit along the way but nothing memorable there wasn't really many moments that made me laugh out loud a lot of the and here's the other thing too. It's always tough when you watch a movie and you can tell the moments that are supposed to be the big laugh. And they just aren't like like the interrogating of the kids before they get murdered by the guy that was supposed to be a big laugh. That whole scene just wasn't funny giving that just adjusted day and the other thing is I know for a fact. I laughed out loud one or two times. I can't remember it. I think that kind of says it all. I don't remember what it was movie. And that's I don't mean to say that like all the jokes up of all of this movie will be entirely white for my memory in like two weeks time. I remember anything from it like I remember that Camille Array renewed. And that's it the yeah it it was entertaining and expecting it to be something more maybe just Of A fragment of the wishes in my mind because I love insecure I think. Insecure is brilliant. Television show big sick. You know where we feel about that movie and it just WanNa You have all the right parts together but it doesn't come together in you know. We did the The some of it is obviously less than the you know. The individuals added up. Well you run the risk of that You you run the risk of that because when you say it is the follow up to the big sick. You've you've put that in people's head. The desire part of the marketing. Yeah it was. It was kind of it was described market what was described as the follow up to the big sick. So you have set that expectation and that's that's not next. That's not On Cooler is that's like marketer. That's more at all not at all. But like but but that's why I think if not bad but I can very much. Sam Letdown because expectations were a little raise and I try my best to not raise expectations for movies. Said that before. It's like have as as middle the rock stations if possible but you kinda get a little more amped about it at least so excitement level at least for me. I was excited for movie. And it just didn't didn't. I'm trying to think what I even like laugh harder. I thought the Eyes Wide Shut Party was a little funny origins. Yeah I thought the guy. It's super market itself as a big stick fall per. No no they didn't. It came out like what six months? You're probably the basic file because he's got the same director and COO. Yeah Camille. That's why I think it was called well and it also it also is like a as much as you can. I wouldn't call big sick romantic comedy but I think it'd probably be described itself. Good Story Drama Rates Story. I think this is more traditional comedy. The lovebirds that is and I think that a big more I. It's I don't think he should try and pick it into any John Student Amazing Story. I WANNA love like break-up movies like I know I know it ends conveniently you know it. Never no point in the movie. Do you think they're actually going to break up? But like I just I don't like it just depresses me. Like the the break-up with Jennifer Aniston what's jump was a jump Fargo several journey ear. I I just thought I don't know I don't know I just don't have much to say about this. There's not there's not much to say it's a small perfectly. It's an enjoyable movie. That's really not that great but it's not bad. It's a mediocre movie. That is probably good for a date night but it doesn't What the potential of this was because the idea just Roy. Isn't that great to begin with? And that don't think they give anybody much to do in this movie Let me let me. Just say something about this story. Not a fucking chance at note. That was the murderer guy. Driving that car. What are you have a mask on? While he was driving they noticed when he turned around five minutes into the car. Get the fuck Outta here. Susan small four door so he was in the front with a limo with the window up. Ruined the movie for me I get. I think by suspension of disbelief was pretty pretty high for this on. I think I think I made it up a noted up a little harder than you did. Jeff Jeff from cinemas here. Don't you think they would've noticed him? Meanwhile I was just sitting there. Like gotTa can't wait to watch the other MRI that's going to be the What do you call it? What does that everything wrong? Within this account this movie in twenty minutes. That's going to be the number one early bird. But they're clearly breaking into the lovebirds but they're clearly humans ninety minutes later. It seems I was wrong all right. Let's they reconcile their differences. Let's pull up on Netflix. I I just don't have much more stable at the birds to focused on. This is from the the other MRI pull the other MRI up. That what I call it the other day no I just called it the other MRI because ultimately that's let's the end that's the end of the IT re hold on. I gotTA turned down fifty eight fifty eight out of a hundred average for the love birds. If you need something to watch watch it otherwise you can skip. It's it's just at an all just doesn't I can't fuck I just I just watched it. I can't remember things the wrong missing. We're going to break this movie down from beginning. Let me let me say off the Bat. This movie is fucking terrible awful. This movie is very bad. This is this is the worst movie I have watched since we started this podcast. This is the worst moving. This is for me worse than Holmes and Watson rideshare. I don't talk about rideshare. I don't talk about rideshare. Can't compare. Yeah I talked to as Happy Madison. This is happy this is happy Madison. This is David Spade in it and this this happy Madison gives Sandler's friends of vacation in Hawaii. Movie was a fucking zero out of one hundred this movie. I almost deanna. This will be an I. Don't I give myself three movies a year? Where if I'm watching it and I'm like I can't do this. I turn it off him knocking to rank it. I haven't done that be started the pods and whatever it's like it's my job now. I this movie I I actually on. I watch fast forwarded to the end and like I need to get this over that I had to go back and watch reviewing this. This movie from the Gecko is just annoy. It's like sitting down in a netflix intern. Walks into your apartment screams in your fucking ear for the entirety of the movie all while still finding a way to beep painfully boring. This movie is a a zero. There's one redeeming quality about this movie. That's bobby we. He was funny. Open three lines for the to the AD. I've laughed at by the way. And when the wrong missy comes back to the hotel or whatever he says Oh fuck and he runs away. I did on. We laugh big Bassett. I like Bobby Lee and I will almost always laugh at Bobby. Lee shows up on camera. That was in. This movie is so obnoxious and annoying. You know what here's an ends by saying? Let you guys go. We'LL TALK. We'll bring it down. We talked about this with What was that called Fucking dinner for schmucks character for me. Taste me out of the. Because he's not a real person that's not a real guy like there's nothing believe about that we actually. We just talked to John Appetite. And I'm not saying gave a review of dinner for Schmucks wrongness. We talked about comedy and drama. We got really under the with him on that he talked about like a comedy show served the purpose of being a movie that can work without the comedic elements that he worked from forty year old. Virgin you can take for version Barry Series. The Guy with a problem. You Ain't life problem. It just happens to be funny. Nothing about this movie works without the fucking Shea slapstick jokes and that's why without the humor of for example dinner for schmucks. Movie really doesn't work because secret characters. Not a human being. He's he's just like so unbelievably bizarre. Kate McKinnon character ghostbusters. Same thing just not real. The wrong missy is not a in this movie. What like what is that. Like the opening scene in the restaurant with her going into the men's bathroom or screening across the restaurant the fund the hand job on the airplane. And that's the other thing. I'm okay with ripping his movie apart because we very rarely audience with at least agewise is humorous directed at our age demographic or like heavyweights. You kind of have to go on a curve. It's not intended for us at this age. This this fucking thing. I was so mad watching this movie. Data here's the weird thought. I had a maybe. It's not that weird but when it ended I was like man Chris. Farley was brilliant. And here's why the I like David Spade. I like David Spade in in you know his. Snl Personas in you know the the the clips would do on. Their thirty is funny is his own acerbic comedy. But the problem with him in a movie is he's he's the straight man and in order to be a good straight man. You need somebody you just. Don't totally hate as the non straight man right. And that's where I thought Chris Farley was able to walk that fine line of you. Think something like Tommy boy and you think something like black sheep with David Spade. Is He that kid characters were still human? Even though they were ridiculous like you would you? Could you could say like. Nobody's really liked this but I could see somebody being like this. I could see somebody being Tommy Callaghan. I can see somebody being this much of a fuck. You could not see anybody. Being Lauren. Lap GETS miss. You know because it just would i? It was a It was like just oh horrible. Kristen WIG character from two thousand seven. Something like that in bridesmaids. You could see that ridiculous you can see character. You're to spend time with Tommy boy ridiculous but you're like I said Yeah I could see Tommy boy. I'm trying to think Chris remains a Mick lovin absurd character or even Christmas character role models ridiculous. But like you could see it. It's it's rooted thing with her here. It's rooted in like a basic level of humanity where the character like Most of McCarthy's character in a bridesmaids was was tough. But you kind of realize like okay like you know. She's she's been single like she. She lives on all this stuff like that. And then she has like a she has a moment humanity at the end where you realize. He's a real character. But but the the problem with this movie is they went from having the character. Be a clown to trying to get us to like her in the span of a scene whereas something like bridesmaid's Melissa McCarthy Characters Likable throughout the whole movie even though she was ridiculous like it. That's what I don't get about a deficit dumbest part about the other. Mri are the wrong missy. Which I will give a five out of one hundred Just because I thought that the the the Sherlock and Watson was was way worse shocking. Wants IT MAHOMES OF WHATEVER IS I. Don't I don't get the point. I I know who this movies for movies for. Like thirty five year. Old Guys who are going to become dad's like Tim. The toolman tailor on home improvement It is for people who find the setup comedy of Getting beat up by someone. Someone's husband funny. The start seeing which I feel is a trope that just needs to be retired. So you start the mood. I see Roman reigns though I like him getting more neck again. Yeah look I know nothing gets Roman reigns but just having David spade walk in and find a woman in thanks Melissa or whatever. Her turnaround be pregnant. Like that's a joke. That's not really a joke. Like the Dade meant for that to be a joke with her being pregnant. Not a joke like okay. I'll go well you know. And then all of a sudden getting threatened by a large dude. That's like very basic caveman. Comedy like level of Lego Snowman. Large Dude if that guy doesn't play cards right he's going to get ass kicked all got. It wasn't funny. It was just it was bullshit bullshit level humor in it it. It made me cringe. Gave me cringe tangles there? Then Jack the The other joke which will get our the jokes will get the jokes after all right so you ought to start over saying I gave it a five as well trill because mostly because I agree with you not as bad as I think I gave. Money from wasn't a four three. I forget but it's there's two or three moments that made me laugh and it was all a physical comedy. It was like the Lauren. Luck is character or MRI falling off the cliff in smashing off that any laugh. I don't feel ashamed about that. But everything else in this movie. It's like you said it's this weird base level caveman comedy. That appeals to this this group of people that I think They yearn for the old. Happy Madison. Sorta days of comedy were like you know you could see Adam. Sandler screen do something slapstick and physical humor oriented and iren laugh at it in the year for and there's nothing wrong with that at the same time. There's just there's no substances especially when you do like you said before which is my main point in this whole movie when you take a guy like David spade and you make him the straight man and you don't let him be the asshole like he's the good guy nothing a kid no personality and was just a vessel for this movie till like gives you overboard. Lauren luckiest which I don't think was a good choice. Because first of all I knew nothing gets her like obviously. She's taking direction throughout this movie to be the character. She's being but like when you have him he needs somebody to bounce off of like that's like the role. Obviously when you're when you're doing happy medicine movie and you have these guys who love David Spade. They WANNA see him bouncing off a lovable. Oaf THEY WANNA see him being an asshole being smart ass against that sort of character when you have him being the nothing character and her being overboard. Obnoxious like again. Not Real character no basis in reality so fucking overboard like there's nothing to it. There is very very very frustrating to watch especially just because there's nobody in relatable it's like I if felt like to me watching it and is when I said in our group I said it felt like seventy eight the some fucking sick animal eight foot forgetting Sarah Marshall and shit it out and then that was this movie and like that that that's what I came to the end of this but still two or three three laps. Outta me and that's enough to get to a five and to me. She should have died when she fell off. That cliff maybe laugh. Though I mean of looked was absurd zone with me wrong. I understand why I think at that. I love good physical humor. But that's not meant you don't fall down in hot rod tumbles down the mountain voice but that movies built on it is not real like it's it's it's stupid in pain and it is the top on purpose. It's essentially in line with a parody. This movie tries to be humanizing in real and teach a lesson so like to see that in. His movie doesn't the process of how that happened. Does it work? There's no less than because MRI sucks like you know some of these movies. I guess you can kind of see like ee. Wasn't fucking show how he didn't he didn't run away because she was like uglier something. You run away because she was fucking asshole. She was away she. She basically sexually assaulted him on a plane But yet I mean you sound like Happy Madison. I think that's a fair comparison for the later era And I I don't know how to describe it because I do think back to the original happy Madison films of Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore in. I do think there was brilliance. To those movies I think there is a a ludicrous brilliance to punching Bob Barker Golf course and there's very funny things now the age the best no but like these movies just have this base level of humor you know based off of like either getting beaten up in physically intimidated or being threatened with violence or being sexually something weird done to you. Example of that in it wasn't a joke is when she's like. Oh you haven't met Sheila. He's like who Sheila and she pulls out a big knife pulls a night. That's not a joke. He will support knife. We're emotionally say to offset rather ill every relevant. But the fact that he said crocodile he said Crocodile Dundee Weird. I picked up. I don't know if the twos at what are you crocodile Dundee and Dundee as A. What the fuck are you talking about? You know movies are so like the opening scene rolls through and sorry to interrupt. Jeff end up on humanizing annual more time. Because I want to get to what you're saying the movie Zach Atkins the hangover absurd character has humanizing moments. Happy Gilmore another great example. But guess what? Here's the thing like He. He gets humid right. He has a love interest. Like there's enough. Air Or key has like the absence of the movie where he does come down from being happy. Gilmore like crazy hockey guy right and you can connect at least a little bit there to make it. Believable in the movies again built on inserting. But this one. Louise NOT ABSURD. The one character is this was was fucking shockingly that let's go ahead no go. Why don't we go through like you said so that? Cnn's opening scene. It will meet the meets Melissa Right. And then it cuts to him at the office with Nick Schwarzen- who they said. We need a guy to play the creepiest. Fuck guy you work with. That somehow is in all these movies that makes sexually inappropriate jokes or weird things weird comments at the office. And he's like shirt. So that happens we get a little bit of characterization behind David spades character and find out that He you know he was cooked. Basically we're doing with the guy who was cooked by his ex fiance and that's about as much as we get out of David spade in that there's GonNa be some stuff in Hawaii so he was. Why or why it right. Yeah Yeah So. He goes to the airport in he. He meets This universe's version of a manic pixie dream girl which is essentially like a very normal girl. Bro Who who is cool? Yeah like Oh. You're reading a book. He has also reading this David Paterson novel I got or now. I'm already Alex Cross Bookstore. Wow intellectual giant you You know and this is supposed to this. This is what I'll say is. This is subverted expectations of movie. I thought that this Melissa the the right Melissa for right now but yet the wrong Melissa later down the movie. I thought that this Melissa was supposed to be the one because she was set up to be that like Happy Madison Perfect female character which is set everything right. She's completely normal super. Chill and all that stuff And so he gets her digits and he ends up They end up looking up in a hotel and so he wasn't going to Hawaii by that time. But anyway In my missing anything there. So nothing nothing funded long story short. Nothing funny has happened in the span of time. He is simply. Just talk to nick. Schwartzman's character WHO's made a lot of jokes around reading his emails. Which I think is supposed to be funny but it's not really funny because I feel like companies do that to begin with so he's like Oh yeah. I read your emails. The jokes all. What CRABBIE's renew Dude probably are essentially on your work. Email fuck admitted all So David Spade is about the bus. That nut off innocent they. He gets into a little text message in an airport supply causing. Let's let's be clear about that if you open a door. You're not supposed to open getting shot to death like and especially to airport or that's where they were right no fucking way. Yes something like that so then it gets a text message from Melissa right so he thinks it's airport Melissa and the first thing that Kinda lets him know that this should be wrong but he goes along with it when he gets text message. That says I wanna see that Dick Which complies with than he. He he takes him Dick Pic. Which goes back to nick. Schwartzman's character who has seen his Dick PIC investment now commenting on them. Just just to kind of get this back together. That's the joke. And then we need the villain of the movie which is a woman Career is David spades on the plane when this gets into the worst seen the movie. He's talked is it the from loss. That's that's the that's the joke but I don't know if it's a funny joke because my reaction was I went. Oh It's a good joke. I didn't actually laugh. Okay it's a reference. It's cool reference. I guess So if you haven't gets in the worst scene he thinks he's going to Hawaii with the right Melissa. The Bad Melissa shows up the the bad MRI shows up. She's being absolutely obnoxious. Like not going back to just saying weird things axe or knife out holder knife out gets a knife. Confiscated buries her head in Roses. David SPADE IT turns out. Okay so this is. Kinda weird is about to kill herself at the David Spade character. Text her So I don't know I don't think that was a very sensitive representation of that particular subject matter but I do think that was their attempt to at least the humanize it but at the time. It's almost like that was played for laughs which I didn't really like. Were accused literally about to jump. She gets taxed. And then you know better. Angie shows up on the trip along story short like he wakes up. It's dark a. She's staring at him and she's a straight up cranking his hog off. She called. It was called the Jergens Jerky or the nickname for it. She Burke Fest gives him a wink just smiling atom like an. I think actually like the way she's acting. This is pretty funny but the weirdest started about is he's just getting a railroad Asia and then turbulence happens in the nuts. He just he just throw some ropes under the blanket so fear everyone go everyone around him not busted nut everyone is privy to the fact that he just got an jobs. It's completely weird. Scene The lady behind him says she's going to hell the character from loss handsome magazine to wipe up his baby batter. Which like. Please don't hand me a fucking Glossy magazine Wipe Talk. With what's Gloucester? Do Miss Just GonNa be. What's that going to make it worse? It's GonNa rub imagine like the feeling of a rubbing on your Dick. No thank you sir. And also they said he was drinking off for forty minutes. She's so so the pretty much the next twenty minutes of the movie is more characterization on MRI showing you how awful she is. She says shows up to the MIC. Sir At the Hawaii Hotel which by the way is his ex fiancee in contrast to stop. You do not skip her doing that. Thing in the Bathtub Your door hell star thing. What that was. That was the first moment for me. I was already mad. Like maybe it'll turn. Maybe when she gets there she's GonNa start to normal out. The Hell Star thing was just I? We're with Improv. With that written in the script writer. Like okay you're GONNA use character cold hell star and you're gonNA put rose petals over your your use your hairs and mustache and you're gonNA act like Satan and everybody's just like sitting on the crew like this is going to be funny as well. That was one of the. Are they laughing onset right now? Like there's no way there's no way they definitely like wrote in like have have Lauren. Loved do a bit and then like they didn't like qualified. I think what does improvident said? Who Cares we'll figure it out. And they did not figure it out before this shot and they'd say hell star the moustachioed girl that has rose petals so good right. So the next twenty minutes they go to links to characterize Missy a little more she shows up at this. Mixer is just acts like a complete buffoon embarrasses David Spade jumps off a cliff Then he he. He has sex with her right where they have sex. But it's basically just like him passing out phasing. Yeah which was something that they thought was a lot. Funnier in concept excution. 'cause they mentioned the whole fuck facing thing twenty times Anyway okay then. Here's an here's the next part it's worth mentioning is wouldn't be Happy Madison movie. If you're buoyed enroll through our code talk about Rob Schneider and another one is classic Rob Schneider characters whose verse States dudes except. He's just like they didn't try to like Paint his skin a different color. This time that was literally the only difference between this and that character boat. Captain done you know us on the boat helping out. David Straits boss AKA dollar store. Craig t Nelson Dollar store coach. So yeah you know missy makes it on the boat. This more physical comedy with her falling into the water This was kind of the central set piece to movie. I thought was the shark tank. Seen wasn't very funny but we did get a good bar. Which by the way I fully expected missy to have shit seen clothes but I figured she'd have diarrhea something into a pool at some point like that would be like her time to shine but she she barks into the water in the shark attack and then good barfoot good-looking bar forgiven that it's around this point in the movie that. I don't think we yet have come to. I don't know missy hasn't turned yet. It will get to the scene word missy. Kinda turns is when she shows up in. Does the hypnotherapy therapy on his boss like not a. Lotta time passes. But essentially what was the shadow? Puppet thing to really weird. I think that was going to be funny. Funny by brain logged out on that. I'm getting in this. I know I can't do anymore but I would. It will say that happened. And then she. She hypnotizing his boss to waken by thinking. He's his grandma devastates characters his grandma and then at about starting again before the by the way she did the Second House Star in the pool with Craig Nelson so after this big shadow public thing about one. Oh three forty five. You can kinda see it in a way. She's acting she's kind of normal personnel. She has become a normal person within one scene of the movie. She's having a normal conversation with her. She's talking about her tough childhood and all that like she's acting relatively normal and is this point movie where I'm like wait David Spades GonNa Fall in love with this MRI so I will give five points of the movie. Were subverting my expectations here. But they changed her character like that like she actually credit to Lauren laptops for this because she actually became somewhat charming. Do that's when she said the title of the movie as good for Already called Salkin said his famous line from family guy when they see the name of the movie and the movie. It's great is what you don't like me David. Spade what would you bring the wrong missy? As the title of the movie. I just remember what you about the shadow puppet because I described through it was the big screen where they made things bodies which is like a single fucking America's got talent skill man group but weird and then they had his rival did a new kids on the block. Get it just so so then then missy talked his ex fiancee to have a three way. But David Spades Moore sexually interested in just dog Fiance leaves his rivals. There some stuff happens honestly. It's all bullshit this point he realizes When the the good MRI shows up that he's in love with bad missy in the D. chases after her we return to the city where they lived he does the whole date swap confusion at the bar. Oh by the way David spades acting ridiculous like now. He's now the awful character traits of the wrong missy. Have of transmogrify on David. Spade himself and done This is really stupid. There's there's not much shared. I hate it. I hate this movie. Fucking pisses me off. We can definitively say that she was actually the right missy. Also who was the day? The actress who was the date at the end of the movie who was with the wrong missy is of course which is the allies that to me is the ultimate happy. Madison joke. Exactly that's only joke from a grownups. Two thousand dollars where somebody you know that. That was funny. But it's just like I did when used right it can be. Funny Bill. Here's some like Vanilla. Ice Isn't isn't famous enough for that joke to work and I disagree because I think this is self aware. I don't think they're doing this reference to see people still Nova. No I think this was the final. Fuck you where it's like. Yeah this movie sucked and you know what here's Vanilla ice in? You're going to think that we're doing this seriously. But no you just watch this one and a half hour movie that we could go. Have our friends vacation in Hawaii Dickhead? So the the ultimate thesis on this is going back to the brilliance of Chris Farley which I think what the straight man. You're not supposed to root for the straight man always. You're supposed to be within both camps. But with Chris Farley you always rooted for his bumbling idiot more than you rooted for David Spade Stray. You kinda hated a straight man act because like why are you so high my? You're just a little poor but when you have a character that's obnoxious missy and this one you hate both of them you think. Both of them are miserable and you just have a bad time. That's how I felt about this movies. I like David Spade. But he's he. He is tied from his acerbic clips. He doesn't have much to bring to the table. And if you don't have the right person for him to be happy with it just doesn't work. We're good quips. Like what's his best joke in the whole damn thing it's like him saying Oh you want anything else for your bath toaster. That's the best joke seeking the best like retort. You can give him. The guy's post like you said famously. Acerbic LIKE SMARTEST CHARACTERS. Doesn't socks just show like I've watched it a few times? Like I like the way he banters with other celebs. I think he did he. People should David spade a lot. I think they're my age but I I. There's there's a lot to like about David Spade. In my opinion I liked this movie. Just not one of those. Things got an ice trip to Hawaii though he was on the show with Patrick. Warren what was it called the Roseman? Rosement US funny net spin city right. Yeah that's right it's been city. Yeah replace a voice You know that's the only the character actor I know from that show now. I don't I don't remember this. This was nothing we we covered the beginning to. It's just it's not real. There's nothing she's not a real enough character and it's not her fault. I will say that a amassing Lauren. Luck as his fault but the character. Ways Israelis just. It's not believable. It's so it's too absurd to fit the premise. We this is not hot rod right like if that was a type of movie. Maybe it does work. She sticks out so much and none of it is believable. There is no ability to suspend disbelief. Here it is so the second she shows up that fucking cock apart and acts. Like a douchebag. You're like you're done gone. It's not absurdist. It's it's like it's secretly around. A guy is based around a fucking guy that wants to like do a giant stunt to save is GRANDPA Stepdad's heart from feeling like that's always going to be an absurd movie. This movie supposed to be about like a mix of people have actually done in the past. I've done two billion times. I understand it in and you get into this absurdist comedy. He just doesn't fit right. Look at this. This grounded its ground like. He's so grounded character. Reality the only other ridiculous characters that Knicks swords purves would that be? The boss is kind of ridiculous. Care about the guy with the fucked up. Is the other happy Madison. The level of her of of the wrong no no but A. I know what you're saying. I just the thing is like I'm on your side. Throw other Weirdos in here like rob. Schneider does not like the active perfect execution side characters. So yes that's true. You're right like it. The perfect execution of like a character that relationship where you feel bad for someone is Chandler in Janice as been watching a bunch of friends because Janet Janice believable Janus has she just very annoying whereas like she didn't do all this crazy stuff to miss. It does at least I can feel sorry for channel with Mitzi. I would just be like just leave. Just leave dude a restraining order. Something I'm just at the cast list now on Wikipedia me left because it says Rob Vanilla Ice as Rob Van Winkle. They didn't save himself. His Renault Says Rob Van Winkle her. I still think it's funny. Names Van Winkle Right Smart Move Switching Vanilla ice man bobby Lee. Glad you got your vacation out of that though great guy. He's got to be some sort of financial arrangement between Resort Happy Madison productions. None illegal one but just like a discount on rooms. Like there's gotta be some sort of kickback for filming. They're not illegal. One just like a production credit our good friend John like this movie by the way at rolling it all. He said he said I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. I told him I hated it. He said somehow worked for me. I just texted him. We landed on our wrong MESSI. Scores Zero five five and I said this is the most disappointed. I've heard Jill talk about a movie since Holmes and Watson and his reply was come on. What's what's the like about it. I would I conversation with fights. I guess I had a couple deep breaths during this movie. Because I'm like I. I don't know how to finish his movie. I don't know how many get through this. This is in so I would. Ex Wife of the ex-fiancee both even the point of that poor sour chock man because actress to it was supposed to get you to root for David Spades. Character feel bad cut. It only really like like they kind of touch on it right. It's like a little small spots where it's kind of inconsequential. And then she getting a three way and you know what that was the bootlegs Serra Marshall Portion of it. Exactly we're talking about it is worth that was supposed to make you feel bad for the guy whereas you felt bad for him but not like. I don't know not a good way. It's happy Madison eating and trying to BARF in your mouth. A Momma bird up even have the bar scene in this movie almost forgot it. Audience gives six average score for the wrong missy. A point of four four sounds today. This movie This fucking sue fucking happy. Madison takes a worker vacation. The movie it's fine. Hey they look power to them. They're buttering the bread. They know how to do that Muffin. Just s sucking Netflix. Some suited Netflix's just like God damn anymore. Those happy Madison movies. I can't get enough am sandwich just sitting there like for you want this one. This one is. Let's do that. Stand there box office game baby. Ideally created lovebirds night. Crawler WANNA fucking movie. We gotta do that whenever string platform. And then I did the wrong missy. After talks about a sandwich of movies shit. Jesus Christ all right The wrong missy. He had to go to the wrong missy. all right. Adam Sandler box office game pulp the filmography. Six through ten Adam sandlers number six through ten highest grossing movies because the top fiber very obvious. It's three hotel Transylvania movies and than grownups wanted to I. I would would've picked one the hotel Transylvania's view to be real all three of them. Yeah I like the wedding singer. ninety eight and. I don't know I just feel like the wedding singer. Made a lot of money. Got Guesses the wedding singer. Is your gas the wedding singer? I mean not even in the fucking ball parking Christ man you think too much money my bad you the what it just felt right man. Mending Click. I remember thinking longest longest yard on. Yeah I think you're right on that longest year I'll go is. This is the first that's seventeen not even close what a wedding singer was eighteen thousand nine hundred twenty twenty one to twenty four seventeen house longest. That's bullshit bullshit we've off. We've never gone over to start. That's bullshit clicks. I got click. Click man that's what I said before pretty saved you. Click save you. That's number six okay. You this is you got your playing something death. I like okay. People were like you wrinkle. Here's your wrinkle their on sudden-death for the entire five minute. Let's not do anything. Postwar pre nineties. Just yet okay. Let's see I can the film? Oh that's what they call strunk of for different states big Daddy Daddy. Happy Gilmore. I think fifty first dates make good money. Let's let's stay away from the ninety s for minute. Doing big daddy doing fifty first dates. I think fifty first days made me fine. It's over s eleven. You guys was terrible though I will say so. Big Daddy has numbers eleven big Daddy. Oh actually wait. I ate was big daddy. Sixers pixels. Click is seven. Eight is were stupid yet. You probably stupid longest yard long. I I had to shift the down but still I mean not what was nine pixels. Click Big Daddy. Just go with it. Why Vacation Movie Bona me and then you. I don't think you would have gotten ten. Gacek a crazy night. Punchdrunk love Joe Dirt Little Nick M.'s. Going to lowest now waterboy. Disney's bedtime stories I would not. That's tough this tough one. This was a tough one. We I mean now is that was easily my that was easily my worst one when I think we're just to cook on the gun. Yeah Yeah obviously not David spades. Character was on the plane. Exactly really well known work. Eight crazy nights is the lowest thirteen million twenty four million. I will say a most of his top twenty made a hundred million dollars or more though. He's never made a movie over five hundred thirty million dollars. GonNa make still and also makes good. Movies gyms on streaming shocking. I mean well all right. It's going to happen now. And then and then all right favorite cereals Dr Rattle off your through six zero quick. You can give a little know little word or two on each one. No no problems there is. It's not an easy list of put together. Ken Jack Myself Trill than the audience. Okay my number. Ten is apple. Jacks Great Milton dumb honey nut. Cheerios is my number nine. Similarly great milk when you're done also great crunch Number eight honey. Bunches of OATS specifically ECON BE CON- honey bunches of oats so so good My number seven cocoa puffs my number six recess bus. Look the two puffs big fan of both love their money budget votes. Almond you know. Pecan PECAN pecan okay. Cocoa puffs then Renmin Reece's skied using Jeff. How do you say do you say Pecan or began pecan? Pie The PECAN. That's what I do. What what he said he said Pecan Pie. No say the confines pecan. I'll say pecan singular but then Pecans if it's flow. Yeah I guess that was the poppy a section. We've ever recorded this pop podcast TEAKAMP PODCAST. Peekaboo apple. Jacks for you honey nut cheerios. I had a fucking TYPO fast. Okay honey nut cheerios okay. I saw a Napa Jackson on my top ten but they were bumped last-second number ten is installed play. Because it's not good anymore the recipe. It's ASS count Chocula. It's not good anymore. And then so now no. I don't even know what they're shaped like. Little way for the marshmallows waivers are so bad now raisin bran crunch at number nine raisin bran crunch delicious we talk about the other day and while a special K with berries number eight love a good good boss fetch game with berries and they really got the dried berries. The wizards the is good tube. Not Up then Pretty pebbles with marshmallows number seven. That's a mix tape classic near Kalyan. Tyler. Really put that one on the Dan's amazing delicious and then cinnamon toast crunch crunch at six. I'm a big CDC FAN. But it's not my top five. That's my tender six. I got special K with berries. Corn checks raising brand frosted cheerios and then Golden Crisp to the bear. Motherfucker gone you with the Golan Kruse Way. What's your cheers? You're sadden yeah okay. No No frosted. Cheerios sorry frosted. I like frosted cheerios or some different about the frost. They use frosted remember when they came out. It was like they were like Millennium Os or millennials. Super Two thousand states. They said it was like a decade thing tournament century. Whatever reason frostings near the is there? Is there any discrepancy between base cereal and upgrade zero than the honey nut or frosted? Cheerios in the regular. Cheerios yes they just that. I can't eat regular cheerios. Hate it no their trash and people trying to say like Oh put sugar on them. Put honey on them whenever like just by honey nut. Cheerios as good cheerios. Cheerios cheerios scenes. Like it's like a healthy source of reducing cholesterol. And you're like you said that in your box for fifteen years. I don't believe you I don't I don't I don't get of discussion on Sunday. Yes I don't understand it using material it's like seeing me enter night for the audience. Cocoa Pebbles number ten life cereal at number nine. It was a life taste right. Okay okay life isn't bad. It's definitely on top ten zero for me but I enjoyed life whenever my mom would bug. Kicks no no no the got? Kicks Kicks Cheerios? Kingston days against thing. Does it not just tasteless tasteless week? I think life cereals good though. Aren't they like as an like cinnamon cinnamon life off? All I get is a regular channel. Meuron eight not to bump off one on my list. Jeff I gotta get rid of special with berries and I gotta put the You know the little toasted Quaker squares. Oh cheating. You're talking. I know what you're talking about. But yes toasted. Quaker cereal toasted quaker square cereal very good. What's to quaker OATS toaster? Toasted quaker's cereal toasted quaker oats. I know what you're talking about. I can visualize in my head. I just don't know what it was called. Toast toasted OATMEAL OATMEAL squares squares. Quick Oh also you know what I'm talking about. That's a that's a great. That's a good fisting cereals fist. Yep Real and way out. The door knocked away a better way to say. It's dry fist number fist. Audience Cereal Cocoa Pebbles Lie frosted flakes at eight apple. Jacks at seven. And then captain crunch regular captain crunch at six. It makes me to thirsty. Kepting captain crunch cereal. Milk is elite. Cap'n crunch just hate having to bite into it. I hate the roofs shredding. I don't like that experience in like. There's just better sugary cereals. Sheldon Cooper is big cereal off and Jack. Number five fruity pebbles baby shadow to the mix tape gang pretty pebbles just fucking absolute class. You Beg your parents forever. Sometimes cereal and reason cereal. It's Dandy Scan Candy Dense. Pack it into a spoon fisting cereal though because it falls foster your knuckles and stuff. It's it's like when you know when you put spinach on hot like panels I just go straight down like giant fistful expansion to sing. It's like that with with pretty pellets. Throw two six zero troch. You remember the the the big cereal they sell big G. They came in cans. Feel like do Snack snack items. Good name. It was. It was just an large versions of of of cereal. And you would eat it dry senator. You and Mike Fruit loops loops. My numbers five fruit loops very good In regular milk but also dry as well through Howard a good dry cereal. The fruit loop cereal bar. I used to love that very very good number five. Condensed milk between them in the sandwich. They were delicious. They don't know what it was. I think I know what you're talking about. How much snack trill five five for? This guy is nice bullet. Honey nut cheerios. It's gluten free which is a plus but you get the perfect milk ratio in a bowl. Hunting cheerios you get where half of its crispy in half of it soggy. It's very good alike and it's also good fisting cereal us through the big fist. Apply Nut cheerios. In the kind of put the fist up to your mouth and just go moved fist. Ozone WanNa who was in the original frosted cheerios commercial. I remember it was right. Heart Gilbert Godfrey Wayne Knight and Bribe. Scheider says about right. All Star. Cast frosted Cheerios. No no expense was spared in nineteen ninety nine. Ninety six actually launched ninety nine. They made a big play on it. Millennials comes straight off. Judge Dredd ten years twenty five years of frosty cheerios. Audience honey bunches of oats and number five. I like that good commercial. Good wholesome commercial. Good Family Hanley town. Titletown centered around the production of one. Cereal I believe that VAT and Raisin Bran of the two best fake healthy cereals. There are Ken Jack. Four fours frosted curious to say on them. Frosted CHEERIOS my number. Four reese's puffs reese's puffs Reece's post your dessert cereal. That is my second favorite chocolate stereo. That's a hint. They've one more to come but RIA man reese's puffs and always a fantastic ratio. Yes rock with the peanut butter Trump number four fours cocoa puffs. Cocoa puffs is the best chocolate cereal. Full Stop just the best the balls real easy to eat cereal milk Great Cereal Milk a day is. There was an elusive. Cocoa puffs box that I never got And on the back of it you would cut out part of the box and would flip down and the cocoa puzzles. Roll down the track into your what. Wow I remember a mailed away for a captain crunch game once and it was the crunch berries. Something home fucking on a PC. And they're playing compaq my parents Compaq. It was so so bad. Never stopped playing. Who's those addiction from his Little Kid? It was Captain Crunch crunching adventure on the PC. When he people that know their reference you see adventure. Yes it was French links though. There's they're like the crunches yeah. They're reminding anthropomorphic. Crunches a sent a picture that chat? They are horrifying to look at poor. My God you got to customize your crunch laying in like you'd have to give it a WHO'd and guess what it'll eat cap'n crunch so US great Cabin crew doesn't WanNa be there right now you can tell us audience. Honey Nut cheerios number. Four Jen Jack. Number Number. Three number three. Excuse me cinnamon toast crunch. It's Eh think it's the best milk in the game when it comes to when you're with the cereal it is so fucking tasty so sugary so delicious in like I think when I eat. I can't eat one bowl cinnamon toast crunch too. I can't help myself. I just get endorphin rush. Going need the second bowl. Ctc's very digging. Hey it's not my top five a just a just misses the Mark Justice and now my chocolate serial number. Three of crave. Yeah Yeah. The chocolate crave is a Oh data. Data's a Polish off the box cereal every now and then that would be a really bad thing for you when I worked late nights at. Mlb my first job moved to hoboken. And I come back like three thirty in the morning. I have any hours because I have time to eat and I go down to the the day and I get a box of crave the regular wafers with the chocolate in the middle. And I'd be like two or three bowls of the entire box The whole fucking thing crave perfectly named doesn't it didn't have weird spelling to vs K. R. A. V. E. K. RAV. That's classy number. Three number three for this guy. It's good Ole Bull Cinnamon Toast Crunch Aka the premium tier in a continental breakfast. Yes you whenever you get continental breakfast with on the spinney things. Spinney cereal droppers cinnamon toast. Crunch I love that I think Simic Toast crunch has the best? It's been sitting in Best Milk Absorption Consistency texture. Whatever you WANNA call that I like. I don't think like when they're kind of soggy not overly soggy not a great fisting cereal though. Because you get the power all of your hands you gotta go wash your hands after film audience. Number three is a shocking. One is the bad cereal zero that I like is a kid did not age well cornflakes cookie crisp I did. I'd I would invite you to go have cookie crisp and as an adult itchy anymore. Good it's not good. It's I'm eating cookies at breakfast folk. You mom is just yes just and like a the problem is it's not like cookie chips. Ahoy WANNA maybe the same thing. You have the chips in the cookie. It's little chocolate flakes. Top stuffing work to Ken. Jack a number two is raisin bran crunch Raisin Bran crunch is absolutely unbelievable. Good people trying to think raising brands like an old lady cereal or something's not reason brands delicious. There's just as much sugar in that as there isn't like cinnamon toast crunch. It's such a great zero to me and also milk is not as great. But I just love that I love the crunch so much the consistency of raisin bran crunch is just amazing. Good man good. Pick fuck yawning marathon. Podcasts are now not really were under two hours Feels like number two for me. The controversial pick with all waiting for what is it expensive. It's the most expensive fucking zero you. Can I remember talking about this the other night or fix one side? Rice checks one side. Korn checks I eighty s. It's got the it's got a great pop on tongue with Humil- sugar in your critics. I doubt which is people do. We put berries. I just it's stays crunchy for a while and I love that. It's cold milk and Chris fix the way. It runs through those little like checkerboard. Yeah I love Christmas but boy it. Is there a Gerster in the city? I saw it for nine dollars and fifty cents as because they diffuse the corn. There are also tall. Is the tallest cereal box who sells is that Kellogg's dealers. At General Mills Deal Right Yeah Krispies have leaders of non. Make me question because I haven't bought at my local grocer stopped selling it fisher. Kellogg's Kellogg's so crisp number. I was thinking Chris to axe. But it's really Chris fix these Jersey motorcycle or good as hell. My Commercials Jersey. Mike's Day when I when I worked retail earlier there's Jersey Mike's next door to the Golf Smith in Austin and the Arboretum and they used to sell. They sold like like chopped up grilled chicken sandwiches. My God die for that. I went to Jersey. Mike's like out of Austin and I couldn't find it anywhere. Penn state those avid though. But I couldn't hots up. I love getting some Mike's way. Oh yeah the Michigan oil on. It never never went to Jersey. Mike's yet it. It's my favorite chain sandwich chain sandwich. Jason I'm in Jersey so amazing we'll try it. You can find it somewhere. It's me like my sandwich shop. You can have it if you want. Mike. I know Mike Okay. Good discount won't give it away. We need you. Mike's we forget about it. It's really bubbles as my number two like free puzzles. I don't buy them anymore. I rarely treat myself to fruity pebbles hijab. I don't know why just because I can't. I can't eat them out of the box that easily. It's hard to grab them with a fist drew. Yes we which your fist. The cereal yes. We Milk Military Milk I. It's a serial I anyone who puts that nobody milk I know but I'm just making sure the only ten people do that is when they forget they want attention. Yeah Yeah I think it is an attention thing but I I remember Blackie guys. Smashed that Fort Button. Not Enough food drink in before the ice. Was there anyway moment when you put the drink in the Cup? And you haven't done the ice in your like wow. I could dump out this water and refill it. After the Ice Oregon put the ice in with the machine and have it splash all over the floor to my roommate. Went to go fucking. She puts in the glass right into the ice tray. Now Mike Dude you watch bar rescue once. Like don't dip the glass right into the ice tray. You chip off the ice into the The the glass and the Ice Straight. And then someone's drinking ice a drinking glass you don't want that now now Number one number two. The audience frosted mini wheats. I love Russia but like sometimes too much very good but sometimes as to too much going on I like when you get the more with the whole bunch frosting on it. I'm sure that's not a you. Take your sugar L. Number One. Can Jack FROSTED FLAKES FROST FAKES FLAKES? Has the best milk. Frosted separate second-best locally toast crunch and it is such a great sir. It's just so tasting cereal in my opinion. Yes that's when he can fix like you're saying you know you're hungry but you don't WanNa make a whole meal. Just eat a fist of it. It's fine it's not a big deal. La Unlike the can soak it a little bit. And it's and it's not gonNA lose too much the crispiness to it and I love that. And it's another serial Simitis cruncher. I need to have two bowls again out myself. Sometimes you just gotTa Soak It. Yeah so a little bit see. Let's just jostle around a little bit. Hit sure everything stays heart. I mean yeah so cereal and was really good Can Get a note of feels. Like I'm GonNa conscientise me captain with my number one of captain crunch crunch berries. I can a dangerous serial. You could Polish off in a heartbeat. I do agree though. Makes you thirsty right makes your mouth? Yeah I don't understand it. It's weird man those things I think they got church very stay. You could let that sit in the milk for like ten minutes and that should get soggy but I I love crunch a while the clash of flavors so complex captain crunch crunch. Berries is delicious. My number one number one number one from as frosted flakes two of them I'm frosted flakes perfect perfect cereal. Tony The tiger have a wire cartoon? Where he's cooking up crack. Have you seen the frozen marshmallows? The frosted flakes with fat loops. I have the debts. Look I have an? I'm afraid man afraid what's going to happen to me if I go down that rope. Oh frosted flakes with lucky charms. On is that something like something out of the box. You know 'cause cal. General Mills Lucky charms and frosted flakes. Kellogg's lucky charms frosted flakes. I've seen in the store at the real thing. The frosted flakes fruit loops mash up. There's honey nut frosted flakes frosted flakes of marshmallows. The marshmallows are the best part of lucky charms and owned denies. I'm glad lucky. Charms didn't make any list right Places General Mills. Maybe I got that wrong. No it's it's I place. General Mohsen Profits Kellogg's but I and I know they had crossover. It's crazy air senator. They they had one is the name frosted flakes is that is that like trademarked in copy written. It's it's smart. It's their logo though. That's the frosted flakes logo on it tiger. This looks like this. Looks like they got away. The little their little cheeky got very chicken. And then you can do. The Spooky frosted flakes withdrew chocolate frosting flakes of marshmallows. And then they also had If you want to feel like a real athlete you could do frosted flakes with energy clusters that this is doing to Momma. Pumpkin spice frosted flakes. Now Fuck that you're going to crazy. It's got to stick with the regular ED although I might like to look at Charles One because again the lucky charms the regular serial ports fits to suck ass so bad there so gross. But maybe including frosted flakes. Now Oh Cocoa. Cocoa puffs very good cocoa puffs with marshmallows delicious. All right that's it. There's another fucking Sierra Gimmicky. Ciro that I forgot now mad gimmicky Ciro. I'm not going to get in time. We gotta we gotta go anything else. Now that's it. That was a good episode. I enjoyed watching that piece of shit movie. Eight that movie so much. It sucked sucked ass. What is in a bag of ASS Trish? 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The Pond Theater (More From Dallas VideoFest 2020)

"Oh. My Gosh I am not suffering whatever the heck I had last week but welcome back on theater, and now we're having a round two with Dell's video and I've just explained the reason why we're doing it because. I was too sick to kind of go on and talk about multiple Dow's video US movies. So last time we talked about it's a wonderful blade for play and then just inside for madmen only. All these were independent documentaries all from Dow's video festas, Docu, vest. It's a bunch of different types of stories going on different type of film making all under the of documentaries and I thought you had let's add one more shot at at this this weekend, and then you know the falling weekends, there's so many other movies coming out. I didn't originally say that actually main a next week being about on the rocks and. That one net flix film about the Black Panthers. Shoot I forgot the name of it it'll come back to. CHICAGO, the Chicago seven, the Shuck, the Chicago I didn't know that about the Black Panthers. Didn't even know what it was about. All I think it was like it's a it's a store like it's a store drama going about protesting get I don't know the full ply. I just know it had something to do with the Black Panthers or at least in that time because it's very reflective of now i. mean that's the re they made this movie before him I mean they were unaware of all this stuff go out black lives matter but it is a movie very much an advocate for that will be talking about both those movies are supposed to be Oscar twenty twenty. One contends that Netflix and apple to be plus or putting out. So we talk. is on the rocks coming out streaming. Yeah. on the rocks is to be on Apple TV plus next week. Okay cool gag bulldoze being on Friday. We'll talk about those. I'll talk about and dogs three because I I. I going to see that. Then next the week after I'M GONNA change. because. I. I did I there is there's to Disney plus original movies releasing this month while. and. Then the Glenn King Animated Film over the Moon I or Glenn King. He's the son of a very known animator forgot what he worked on, but they made a big deal out of this film that's coming out on a couple of weeks. It looks Kinda Nice. They'll be talking about that movie, but I'm going to replace over the snowman. I'M GONNA percent back for the third or fourth week What are the? We comes next after that and replace Bora to a completely forgot the breath to come out on the twenty third. I will watch that and which is on the last week of October Gazelle thing which is will gain as much attraction as borat teargas. Bora, twos like Borad's like a cult pop culture character. So I mean I think that might get more views I think which is as well. Actually it very cold. Bora, it's been such like Barata's been such a leg cutter character because he basically the whole thing about him is he was he point out the stupid in America. So in the sequel, they're they're definitely writing I'm a twenty twenty, and that's why they quickly worked on it and released a I think even in those sequel, they talk about the pandemic and everything. So I think Brad to I'm GonNa, I could be wrong. Maybe witches will get more views but I have a feeling brought to you is going to be the bigger talk when. That comes out. So we'll see we'll see both those movies, but we'll see the other one the week after long with the once upon a snowman anyway at the end and then the first week of November we won't have a show because the twenty four hour marathon. That will be all my energy towards the end the week anyway a whole on. Cody. What's up man? How much you know just Being busy. What about you actually made it back to New York again back here right now doing another short. Oh, that's great around from the last one. Yeah. So I I was here yesterday and working all morning on it so. Thank you guys in the back half hour but Yeah, how's school and work on? Okay thanks for asking. For. Amway No. It's A. Guy Can you? Were going. Great. That's a really awesome. Though today, we'll be talking about the the other documents docu fest films. I saw our Kabul goes I. think that's the same movie. Cody saw 'cause. Gertie. was saying he wanted to see this Assad to Yup that's the one I watched. Yeah, and then I saw. For Madmen only because just said it was awesome Lisa she came out and said Yeah I, loved that film for Madmen only so have discovered quicker review on it Siri talked about then I watch Ya I and we love Lucy Okay Anti. Yeah and then. This, film was controversial. Big Got banned for a few years and family. Spontaneously. Released in that is red shoes and the seven dwarfs. Regular. Indoor Yeah. And we'll talk we'll actually talk about what the controversy was that got this movie Dan whether or not the movie is worthy now that it's out on Amazon prime. And then I'm GonNa have a bonus I saw huby. Halloween the latest. The Happy Madison film that. Brings Back Adam Sandler in the starring role. So I will give my thoughts on that I saw that as well. Error back together again. I'm settlers and Kevin James boy those two. Like Kevin James even doing dramas to those susie saw Adam Sandler go back into happy mass I gotta get on that train to. And I thought. So that will be we'll talk about. I watch as well. Yeah I figured Okay. Well. Let's just go ahead and talk about the other Docu fest films. Last week, we talked about Docu fests and only just one film mostly, which was a it was a great film with some wonderful plate. That was a wonderful even though I guess it's somewhat of a documentary somewhat of a comedy docking our. Black history. Musical numbers and? Ended it in a very A. Not Out of nowhere, but just a choice that I dislike holy cried. It was a really well put together film. And that was unfortunately all I saw but I'm going to start with the first there the next. Donkey vests film. I saw which is one that cody saw as well. Now, it's sub name is actually called Carnival goes, but you know what the first name of it is. Because I actually have that up here. It is. Texas trip a carnival goes. This is a little festival. I guess the happens here in Texas somewhere. It's Abou. All these guys putting together a horror goth horror. Music. Concert. putting on costumes and. Adding in some advertisement. Filming like some horror scenes young girl tied up a guys, with Goulash, mass or cardboard. Mass. The thing about it actually starts out with. And come back to this guy because. Yeah he He is the most memorable thing about this movie whether for good reason or not. And you just film starts off after you see like this montage of old school horror see this guy cutting into his face. I I'm not kidding you. That was the first thing I saw when you get to meeting the people that you're falling isn't this dude gun Walking into skin. And picking off. I just looked at that I'm like. Holy Crud. As it went on to. Explain things going on however he. Brings these bands together what they view themselves in society. So. It's not just about the love of Halloween and horror. It's about actual things they're feeling a which. Kick attributed some things a little disturbing. N. Yeah whenever turns that I'm like? Holy Crap I know there are people. That I know love horror. But. Even them they would. Jonah. Turn their backs on this because this is not a horrid party to just a casually have fun and enjoy everything around just because of the levels attained care. Cody, what do you think? well, I had no idea what this movie was about. I was just like Oh. Okay. Maybe something spooky related and I'm like it's it's spooky season. I'll give this one a watch. Yeah. At first I'm like, okay. Is this like a movie about celebrating the drive ins because you know they have all these montages of be level horror films? Well, there's not of the living dead in there too but. And you see even shots like one of the drive ins the shutdown drive ins they show is the one that's like right here in my town nacogdoches on your way to Lufkin on. Highway. So. That was Kinda cool and you even get a local author who's famous WHO's they use some of his quotes Joe R Lansdale throughout the documentary and they even have a quote from him. At the beginning of the film. But yeah. This was deeply disturbing and I'm not even one hundred percent sure like what the through line of this documentary was other than about these. Obscure artists that go to this place in Texas, because like the guy you're talking about Eli record sounds and has a ban but he also like TORTURES HIMSELF ON AGE yes. I I'll get to that but the the I'm going to say this I've seen so many horror movies and movies about trying to make you jump. What is the last few minutes of this film is scarier than any horror film throw at you really yes. I cannot stop thinking about this scene in the movie and I'll be honest I don't even think this documentary that great. No it isn't no. As I'm not sure what the through line is it's just a mission shape of scenes of these. People just living their lives which I mean they get to do their art and live their life more power to them but it's just deeply disturbed me and I was uneasy the whole time watching this like what is this about what's going on? While I think the whole thing with this is that It's also showing a festival over there like some of the things they do how they celebrate. The horror with Halloween going on. Any I mean. In these types of documentaries are just about an overview Behind the scenes. And some of these hoard festivals people go to. I think it's cool to see some that now you don't really get enough character. You don't get to know the people behind. These creations that they do it's more just about them putting these things together and seeing some of it in action. I mean it's all about the visuals more than as about the storytelling because when it comes through the storytelling just. It's I am of. Taken. A back seat. And their people don't mind that because there are people are like man I just WanNa see horror. I just wanted to see freaky stuff and you'll get that. and. There's one particular guy who will definitely be. If that's what you crave for them. Okay. But I'm just here to warn you that. I. Saw was frigging disturbing and yeah it took way over anything pennywise could do or any of those other scary monster characters because you see a real person ripping their face apart now, I don't want to go into details of how but they linger on something at the very this. That it will make you uncomfortable I helped my neck and there is nothing going on with my neck but it was because of what he was doing with his neck and it is it is nightmarish and I can't even praised as a good thing because no, I don't like welcome and I think this guy needs help seriously and I hope he loves through that because at the end the also see. Dripping from his face. So I don't even know what is condition as after whatever he is trying to accomplish doing what he did to his face and you know sticking so many sharp things through it. Yeah, I mean. I would say for the kind of the atmosphere of horror it I'm talking about the things network bowling around what the Actual Person Dead to himself I think it's decent because again, there are those people who are like you I'm just curious to know. How these make these spooky vest that I attend to every year I think there's something. About that link people can learn from Bahia by the end of a you will be scarred. I'm still looking at those images. It's it is terrifying I get scarier the midsummer I'll say that I think the differences because those are all movies. This is a real person in real life and you you there's no nothing taken away from that. Yeah. This is an actual person doing this to their body it's not special effects. It's not props. This isn't a fictional written story. This is this is an individual who does this to himself for other people's entertainment or for his personal entertainment I'm not sure. But it was very yet like you said, it's disturbing and it is a well made documentary and I, probably would've enjoyed more if they focused on the other guy and I'm kind of wondering if the guy were talking about was also the director because there is a scene of him interviewing the this other individual who made all the different masks and plays these different characters on stage with his band but I would have probably even though his stuff was a little disturbing to I. probably would have been more comfortable watching more about his journey than watching some of these images that we're talking about. Yeah. I mean I would like to get to know the people bring the festival together. And also this whole thing about why these people are so into this guy. Pretty much killing himself. I mean I. When you look at the the the the the last shot that you see of what this guy does to his face you have a feeling he's just not love wine because it I mean I I don't. Even get even graphically indep into it. He puts things through places that would probably end your life. So yeah, it was definitely hard to sit there were regarding that and yet is kind of slow because it is focusing a lot on the imagery. A or just gone through one spots in the next and I didn't really get much of these people. It sucks I would like to see another one of these a festival or people aren't. frigging crazy over. Over. Horror and they're just well I mean crazy and as the. Described but people who are just into regular spooks in our town is filled with Halloween decorations and everything. I think something like that would be cool. There is a documentary I forget the name of it and it was made of quite a few years ago but there is a documentary about these people. Who just deck out their houses every year for Halloween, and that was an interesting watch. Yeah so I think more like that. But. This is out of all the documentaries I saw duckie festivals probably the worst but isn't like a terrible documentary I mean it's a lot to swallow for what is not even much. D operating I'm going to give it a high decent just because of. The technical skill it was well made is just not an easy watch and something that I would recommend anyone. Watching its not an. Watch at all, it's deeply disturbing, but it was well made. So I'll give it a high diese Erker. while. Just quickly gone talk or. Say my thought sign. Of Madmen or madman only the Justin talked about before which is interesting because the bad the guy who invented or at least gave birther or made some type of revelation with the whole idea of Improv Improv comedy. At, influence three generations of ones and you see so many recognizable people coming in giving their thoughts and everything and the documentary is pretty interesting because you do see everything going I on and those guys life the gun and also the bad. I mean. It's a documentary they'll tell you success does not come without a cost and those. Dune eventually, start losing his mind over things and guide to some. Hit. A balance. And there's a mother goose stuck on with his Blair but then later on a, he would try to find some. Cleansing to. All the issues as God turn over a new leaf edits uninteresting thing to see a guy go from. The brainchild of Improv comedy to being a mess and then coming back around towards the end of his life and to being back the person that people love and Adore. And there's something sweet about that. 'cause this do really lights. He really liked teaching people comedy he really likes. Yellow influencing others in just talking to other comedians ensuring jokes you would benchley. Gain relationships. With Bill Murray, Jan Ramos Kazaa they they became friends with them the point where they helped throw. Basically a end of his life party, which is were he was told by the doctors he'll has a couple of days delone. So they he Bill Murray put on Party together just to celebrate those guy it's it's a mix of things that happen but also say it's a mix of things you've seen in a documentary before what do you think about a successful person who's invented something you're thinking about the times they grew up when they were a little kid and all the Stu- beauce and stuff that happen. With their family in this case His dad's suicide and. Whatever happened regarding that But also. You Know Hill become Hue hugely successful guy that everybody loves until he screws up in life and it goes downhill for him and then later in his life he. Tries to get forgiveness and things get better. It goes through the traditions of these type of documentaries on a guy who successfully create something. So it's doing absolutely nothing new, but I still find it entertaining film for the stuff that he's been able to the people that he's influencing how comedy has been reflecting over the years over one man in that one man for madmen only Denko del close. Sorry. Rebel. Dot Close, which are scenes throughout the documentary where they do reenactments too like they have actors, play people even gap some playing Dunkel's it. there. Some interesting things they do regarding the documentary. There was a bit of reenactment. There's a bit of, stop, Motion Artsy animation gone through arrived different things and of course, traditional interviews. It just that it cut. It goes exactly how you think You're like, okay I can predict what's going to happen those guys life before I even see this movie nights yeah. It's things that celebrities have gone through people who've been pioneers of of certain things regarding Improv. Improv is a type of comedy I normally enjoy when done. Really well, I mean that's the same comedy commies subjective in that depends on how you go through with the exact talked about a companies that don't have scripts. So they use Improv to try to crack jokes and I'm I'm a fan of that but like it shows examples of great improv throughout the years through film and Television and it could. Bids definitely an example of like how to do great Improv that will kind of bring in a mass love and there's just some interesting things gone here. Even if it's predictable as heck I, give it a regular gun anyway. Free what he was teaching. Like I said last week about him teaching the Herald and how that's GonNa work as a way to teach comedy 'cause fully agree it's harder to do improbably over like stand up and be funny at it because you know Improv off the top of your head and I mean you have to be really would he really quick and? It's definitely a lot harder to make people out than regular stand up. Yeah. That's why I think comedians often are really good dramatic actors because not very many dramatic actors can also be comedic but these guys and gals that can come up with stuff on the fly and be funny. Usually. are very gifted to being good actors to besides just being funny well it it's also the whole thing about comedy as equals tragic while. That deb explores a lot with guys passed out with his dad of eat. gave us an interesting thing because if you look into a lot of comedians lives, a lot of them are not like these happy go lucky people in our life. Site they channel all that energy further performances. I mean this guy was same you. He really lives up to that standard as well. Yeah I mean influencing three generations of comedians impressive e- like even after you. Death it's very impressive. But yeah, that's what I had to say about the film Justin, you WanNa, go ahead and talk about the to decky. Fest Films. Isar. Yeah we'll talk about some thing that lives on even after death and Let's talk about we documentary You Know I. Love Lucy definitely is still living on in our lives even to this day through you know what is it called when you when you're on TV still? On. What is it Sitcom Yeah Yeah but you know when when you're when it comes still plays after it's over and it's Raleigh run reruns. In syndication. Indication that's what it is is in Syndication Yeah Love Lucy still out there we have Lucille Ball You know the Star of Lose I love Lucy and this is a story. About her in the Arnez her husband they met. Doing you know under a contract that studio and fell in love and then they started I love Lucy. She is a pioneer though because she is the first ever female star of a network. TV Show and even though as your as as a part of it, she still is shining and still the lead and they did this show together You know he is a ladies man and had an alcohol problem but You know even through that. You know back then I guess you just live through the marriages even when they kind of aren't as great as you want him to. Be and so she's stuck it out even though she knew he was the player and then you know this show came around. So she thought was really going to help their marriage and You know he's more of the writer producer in cheese more of Star on the Act and back then you didn't really think that a mixed relationship like that was going to work back in the fifties and sixties where she you know is married to somebody who was Puerto Rican you know. Cuban. So it was really tough for them back then but because of how great I love Lucy wasn't how much everybody in America just grew onto her and as soon as. They were able to become pretty famous and you know she was a one of the highest paid actresses especially for Network television and you know they're show was number one for years This documentary talked a lot about mostly about the relationship between her and does he says and I love Lucy Show You know it does cost about You know their little bit and the other spin off shows that I love. Lucy created after that because eventually does your nest did after you know put up in divorce but they were partners still and loved each other very much This documentary is fantastic I really enjoyed it I was a kid watching I love Lucy. And it's really good to get to see her and feel her presence again and I mean yeah this one this movie it'll make you laugh and cry you know all for the right reasons. and what you definitely learn from. This is how much love that Lucy and Desi had each other even till the day that each died so. I really thought that I was touching even through all the ups and downs of actually did have with each other, but we love Lucy it's a really good documentary. That's cool. Did it talk about how the show was one of the first shows to stop a filming the show twice 'cause I heard like back in the early days of TV when they started filming for Los? Angeles audiences. They would film again for the New York audiences or vice versa. They live. Yeah. They were like the first one that quit filming twice. They would just film it once and then broadcast it. Yeah I mean, this is one of the first shows ever to have a live audience actually she fed so much off of being what the crowd was giving her when she was doing her antics that. They actually don't. studio to have you know an audience inside and watch her. She. There's so much more like I don't want to give away too much because I think each reveal is so much fun. But I mean you can look it up and read about it but she she pioneered through so much that she was the first you know woman president of the company of a production company. What we know about to be used to be the the Disease Luna. Like, it used to be that was paramount. Yes. She's one of the producers of the First Star Trek series as right? Yeah. Because she said that she backed her crew and her team she wanted. To become the series and it did. And initially possible was another one as well I mean you learn so much you had no idea what she what she was capable of and to be one of the first woman to ever do it. It's just. Attack Tackler plus you. So frigging lovable and likable and and funny that is hard. Yeah. So, what about the other one that you saw? Oh. The first film. Yeah. The first film is a documentary that is about the making of the first film We know it to be you know. Kinda like Benjamin Franklin Era you know Thomas Edison and stuff like that. But this is actually a documentary about Louis Prints from leads, and he was one of the first people to mess around with. You know multiple lenses and and multiple frames per second and created a sixteen frame per second. Video camera about not a camera back then but you know and was had one of the first ever films and it was like three seconds of four people just walking around and it. It was before you know what we know as like the train or what was known for like I. Said What Benjamin Franklin Thomas Edison we're coming around with. Nothing around with but this is about a guy named David Wilkinson who is just consumed in this thought that this was the first ever. You know movie. So he went to leave and he tossed all the historians, traces it all the way back to AC and eighty eight and finds out that Prince you know had experiments that beat both. Edison Lumiere Brothers by month actually he's traces it. You know from the history books and with all these historians out there in the and it turns out that in fact where he asked them at the end of the movie goes, do you think that I have in fact one hundred percent you know giving you all the information to prove that this is you know the right movie the first movie ever not GonNa Spoil it but you know. I love this movie to learn more about the first movie ever made or if it was or not but just the history behind it, and also the passion that David Nicholas Wilkinson had to find out if this really was true or not I mean you have to really love something to go this far and dive deep into something especially on your own and he worked on it for years, and there's also like scares of other people finding proof that there was a film before the Lumiere Brothers and really scared him and and all that he was dealing with his it was like. Ended up, being month after. His date of October eighteen, eighty, eight, but no, this is really interesting. I'm glad that I got to watch this because I am a huge fan in love movies and whatever i. Can Learn about them like learn about them and you get to learn. A lot about you know what they were doing in eighteen eighty eight to create moving pictures. So I'll good watches for you at the documentary is right. Yeah, actually everything that I've seen from. As has been killer, but I also got to choose you know so I think just. Chose right like if somebody was like go on Steve Three then I'm sure but I chose the typically because I'm sure you know I knew like. Okay that's that's really great. I mean. I. This is probably the first time. Kelly is going to hear from you too. So the fact that you guys saw along in our mind, cody. But Justin, you're just. Join Docu fest so there is that. While the three that movie and. It. Does sound really creepy and. Is it part musical? The movie you? Know. No. No. It's just about these new stuff of the people in the documentary or musicians. Yeah you're only get like one scene where they start saying that that's very much but music doesn't play any riddick factor. There was musical numbers. Would you watch him? Yeah maybe but I was just reading on here. It says that Texas trip a carnival goes is a musical for documentary O-. Dry. I was like man. Yeah. Well, that would it would. It would be the most messed up musical documentary that and we'll love to that At of the. Five. Four I. Guess the most impressive was the plight the OH. Yeah 'cause he. Is Entertaining and but out of documentaries. You know again, it's so hard not to love Lucy. Unless. Public- Curry. I enjoy Lucille Ball in the show I mean I wouldn't put it as my favorite. You Know Sitcom of all time, but you have to respect what a groundbreaking show that was and what she was for the industry. So you know. It sounds interesting. I. Would probably enjoy that. Influenced what what's the the new marvel show coming out in December one division yeah. There's a episode where they're doing like a fifty styles they come. Listen. Yeah Well grace from willing. Great Look Josh like her I mean. Just I'm there are times where you know my girlfriend like is that her looked juggling Deborah McCormick letter. Messing Messing. Debra Messing. Yeah. Deborah something now yeah. You help them because I can think of her name But yeah. They. She looks and I in on in the documentary actually see that they did a couple of episodes. You know monitor of. Lucy. So now leads us to our last two films that are not documentaries, but the first one I will go for is. Red Shoes and the seven dwarves. This is an interesting thing. I've had a long history with the movie. What, yeah please do town because I had not heard of this film to you talked about it last week. By well. It wasn't something I. Stumbled Pine Back in I think twenty sixteen or life teen when they had the teaser out, and that's before they had English China because this is a Chinese animated film. Originally from. China directed by. Chinese. Directors. And it was a teaser where you had a dwarf coming up to A lady moaning in bed with her shoes dangling from her from. from the bed. She's I'm. Like she's rolling around her bed whether she she's wailing in the door Brazil or all and tries to take. This happened this is real I if I could find where the teaser is they reference the teaser. Emma's movie a little bit with the reason is because those guy go through so many things to try to pull up the shoe. Through throwing rocks, they're using a chainsaw. And, then there was some way where it. The you finally came off. That's where we get the twist about this that became a controversy and the controversy is what is Snow White Word always as beautiful and what if the doors weren't always so short and that offended so many people because of the whole image towards plus size girls were. Does he? Work they advertise it was. A they got they got into the little chunk on them. Then they're kind of ugly. They're Kinda hitting us. And then the that's that's what beauty is. and. That's what happens with this with this. No way those version of Snow White we got she finds these magical perish shoes where she wears them. She lose all the weight that she's got on her. Her step or her stepmother wears them to look younger. Yeah. So the stepmother wears them younger and meanwhile Snow White whereas them to look thinner. and. Then when she finds eve, she finds out about her evil stepmothers plans and she runs away issues. Eventually finding ourselves in the hands of the seven dwarves who were originally. These of. Popular. owns who were all a tall who are all muscular and after doing something stupid by Zapping a ferry they thought was an evil Goblin. The fairy retaliates like oh no. You don't do this to me and turns them all in the doors short and grim. So this is From the what the advertisement Came to be. It was to that to them to people offended by this film was offense to plus size girls and also dwarfs dwarfism. So. Right now, there's so much bigger fish to fry that they did. They put this out at the right time. Yeah no near like okay. Now, we can finally releases movie because they did this was going to come out and twice some team and they cut the they pay pulled it out of existence. So I was to bleed this came out in America and then out of nowhere red shoes doors out on Amazon for five bucks. Okay while now we saw. Does it worth all the controversy guy? Well, when I, if I wanted to take the perspective people who are plus size and. I could see a little bit what they're saying from the beginning because the whole thing is. Snow White. She looked like an average girl just from being publicized when she put on the shoes, she's all thin and allison everybody's attracted to her. Everybody wants to stocker everyone wants to creep up on. Ninety Amalie buddy everybody gets hypnotized by her looks just because she is then. In on that regard, I can see. Plus size women are mad about because the film does make whole two point blade that hey, if you're plus is you're not bad attractive but you're nice and thin. And got hair all over just blowing over around then. While, you're the prettiest thing on the planet. And that kind of a wrong message I'll say that that that is a little cruddy of the film the do that. BIOS, -Ly The dialogue is way too courting. Aimed at little little kids for the to be the biggest thing to be upset about. It's not like the idea behind it is upsetting it's basically someone ripping off Shrek and ripping off tangled. Tangled Park. L. Y. and wizard of Oz and It's a fairytale story in the main care drew Moi filing. Yeah. I can't say it's a rip off a snowy because well lit is she snow white? Talking about is that are kind of in the fairytale world that does does rip off. I mean table for example, stepmother she is a bootlegged version of that grandma or grandma that's stepmother. Medical and they must be. So identical. I. Was like holy credited a rip did they doesn't he some? Royalties is that another reason why they pulled the plug on the originally? Because my pulley crud she looks and sounds exactly like the villain entangled and has the same exact plot and backstory affect the thing of try not to age. Yeah and and her side kick character is Patrick Warburton as a Mirror Mirror I like patrick burned in the CIA's kind of funnel. Even 'cause he's in every single animated movie. He's always avoid new movie. But the lines they give him that that they are kind of some of the better lines in the film like is basically this mayor who doesn't give a crowd word the old Mirror Mirror would be like I am the mirror. I will tell you who is the bravest person of mall. Now this Mir is like, yeah, I would do that but I don't really care. I'm too lazy and I got a headed on by this another tree right there in ambig- by making out with that mirror. I WanNa talk to you. I mean it's it's still relatively kids stuff. There's a lot of little kid jokes here a lot of whacky The other thing is that the bill originally. So you got the main villain, the stepmother. Then there is someone who's trying to be the prince charming character who is super flamboyant and facts if someone were to say that this person in. The film filmmakers of this move forward command say this person's get out it'd be like well i. mean that's kind of lazy way to go by it but all right because he goes through the whole movie going on a guy like seriously like Oh gee, may armor look my armor look good I'm Mike. Yeah. Kind of like funny 'cause it's opposite of what like a night would do you know? Yeah. A little too on the nose I mean it does get repetitive. Even further I mean for the most part is a guy. He wants these bucket he is annoying But yeah, and then got the seven dwarfs which Merlin is the leader of the mall and he's got his catchphrase. You just got Merlin. He says that like a thousand times. And they go through all the different pieces throughout the journey to find out where Snow White's data's 'cause. That's why snow white goes on the or Dale that cheese. Going applying. N You know that there are some time they spend with the little dwarves and then. It turns out. Oh wait made is maybe there is something between them that doesn't involve. Being in these forms of their cursed pine being. Whether there's interesting ideas of Gabbara this movie it prevents us from being terrible. All say those red shoes and the seven dwarfs isn't a terrible film. It's entertaining in parts. There are some funny dialogue now and then there's some funny dialogue now and them. But it is. Swept up in. So many kid movie cliches. that. The great things about it or the things that work about. The drench outs. In that the last stats. It turns into the Typical Save the day type thing and Ziemba. Moment. Of Oh is this person gone a will other. All right. Things we've seen in kids movies ally. Yeah, the action is fine. It's not bad. I'll definitely say that the when they fight off against the Mir actually Kinda liked that same there there are some. Things I was like, okay the skin be this is entertaining on a basic level. Is Not anything great or anything that I big about in weeks to come. But the fact that it doesn't go above and beyond an. that. It is a little bit offensive to A. Plus size girls. I I give it a regular decent. Justin. Yeah, I'd say regular decent as well I mean it was entertaining I you know I thought they animation actually was kind of good Nothing we you know we've definitely seen better I. Think we're just spoiled with take and whatnot, but well, just pixar laid. Even dreamworks is occasionally come up with a really great animated film mainly the Trae Dragon Solti as well. Yeah but I Know. I if I could win, it's like hurtling get all. Headway toward wince is. The. The theme of it because it is yeah yeah yeah. Different stories from all over the the fairy tale land and put it all together in one track strikes with family. And it just has all of it even has Shrek in it. Is just got it on separately you know seen before. It is interesting to see the difference you know when she puts on Shushi become thin, they have this. We, we get to see him out of as dwarfism a lot throughout the movie. Yeah. With each other in their true light and I thought that was you know fun to keep that going back and forth. 'cause then as we wanna know their reaction as well does is she gonNA accept them or issue falling for the door and then does he just really likes her because she's pretty or does he likes for our house she is down inside There is message is still there. It's like I do see what they're saying that they shouldn't be I shouldn't have been pushed it should've just. Come Out I know that it why was pushed now but there's still a good message in there. It's show how you know you love for the person that's deep inside for what's on the outside yeah. No I get that but it's it's maybe the way it was advertising and the message behind that a allied yours super pretty if you're thin but if you got weight on your than. A goes once she has the shoes off and she goes back to regular regular era regular forum the door start even recognizer. Aimed drafts. Same jobs the same hair, the same boys. And they're like. Hey. Do you know which used. Okay Okay Yeah. I. I'm like, okay that really clearly great Morad is Snow White Sam. Quake has merlet. We also Yeah Gina Gershon's Regina and ward. Burton is in there as well. So we do have some voices we've heard before. And Mike I love chloe. Sam. I Love Tina. So yeah I enjoyed it. It was definitely a decent movie. I. Also had to say the other thing that got me with is that Nellie if you have a weight on you that apparently or not attractive, but also you got super powers. Superhuman. she can look dead by hundred power warm water when she s got weighed on her I'm like, Oh okay. Stop this. Is exactly what the Plus woman plus size nurse saying. That this is a low. Yet that was. Doesn't she got like power but. You know she. They're also saying that you're you're as strong as you are. You know who you are as strong and you don't have to do that literally like that's. I can't the financer that I'm sorry. Nine Oh, it was I did audibly bring that up like Oh, now she's got super. Strength When she was, that's what doesn't get me. She showed me she has superhuman strength when she was them as well because she pulled out x caliber earlier l. she was. But then all of a sudden like she lost her superhuman strength unless she took her shoes off. So Yeah. But I, mean. It's it's OK. Reports. In worse especially Chinese animated films animal crackers is so much worse although it is so much more fun in that regard. That leave the stir last one which is. Happy Huby Halloween the return of Adam Sandler as in the in the happy Madison Films is this the filming threat to make if he didn't get an Oscar nomination? You know what I don't think. So because I feel like this movie was already in production before. They'RE UNCUT JIM? I think he hasn't done a halloween movie at so time for him to deal on. The world was asking for talk. Bans I mean, he makes a lot of money off of these These happy. Masson films are you can't say On track with Blake really had to make you know X. amount of movies and this was the run of him. Yeah. The widen happy mess movie that bombs was pixels. Is that what ended up causing him to do the net flicks? Dead actually. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. That bad. That's because he tried to have so much money in addition to doing his usually I m sandler stick and that's what did not work out for him in this. He plays a character named Hugh. Huby. Who I mean. They don't outright Sayeed but they make it to where he is a special needs adult living with his mom. So make autism jokes if you're on. Huby is picked on the lot by the people around Salem. This takes place in a Halloween themed town at he's picked I'm pretty much unrealistically like people throw in new tombstone or graves they throw sharp things at. One tries to run him over at Mike arcade. You don't need to do this is he's had a rough fees said a lot of bullies around the town one day. He gets a new neighbor played by Steve who seems pretty suspicious and it's led to this whole mystery behind. Some these people who've gone missing. Could that be from Steve Shemeit's character. Of things that. Are Not, known about him that he finds out or to be someone else when we're say immediately is that yeah, I am not a fan of these happy Madison Films I've hated almost all of them whether or not. Sailors in the movie, it's still the happy masks still finds a way sink a new Loewe. Were guarding Adam Sandler himself. I have to say occurred he's got that build up or what he goes say I to say is that this movie was not as bad as I thought it would be and I think the first thing I can kind of Commem- is the mystery because it doesn't go to pull two places I would expected at least in the way lake how these sort of like monster movies are it's like okay who? Is the killer like a scooby Doo story. This is not as predictable. They do throw some curveballs here, and even when you think you know who the culprit is behind all these missing people, they throw something very interesting about that person and steeply Chevy is great in this. He's really funny and Kinda creepy was some things that come up above our about him and casually is a clever joke going I'm here but Adam Sandler movie. With his characters that he plays in these movies, he ruins the good intentions they got going on here with the whole theme abouts anti-bullying 'cause a big message in this film is our a bullying and how that was wrong which it is. But you don't feel for those guys much because he is simply being Adam Sandler in all of his annoying performance disease may over the happy Madison films where he always like Bob Look room and then he's gotTa scream alive he's gotta yell for my life all my God and he's got trip over bunk is head in the things do this sort of amp settlers, lurs slapstick comedy, and all all my gosh they got that in this era too and it makes me not feel for those guy as much as I don't side with the bullies as. as well because they take it a little too far lake. There's probably one Guy Kevin, James, you plays the town sheriff is the one guy. You can kind of see why he doesn't like he's kind of annoyed with Hugh Ub. With the rest of the guys who bully huby no, they kind of take it a little too far. They're like Ma'am you also knowing so stupid summit teaching a lesson. I might well, that doesn't wager try to run him over with a car or Dornam down in a grave lake, they go to extremes where you just don't side with other people the one thing that. The film tries to keep things go into a positive. Them is the relationship between Huby and the you know the Adam Sandler Films the female. Were on Valentine's or something yeah. You who plays the character in late? Man? Huby he is such a great guy. Why are you guys? Are you all people? People are jerks to he. He doesn't deserve any of this and it just feels like a big ego stretch for Adam Sandler to where he is looked at as the nicest guy in the movie and the guy the good guy to save the day and everything it just feels like, okay we're in tickle Adam Sandler land now. I mean count how many films where it's about 'em sandler being the funniest or nicest character in the film and he's got that one. Be, character, the rely on to eventually date and have sex with Mary all that stuff and yet there's there's plenty of that I think what polls me back then though is M- occasionally when it does something that is fine. Even with Adam Sandler's character there are a few moments where he is not that annoying and he does pull out in his genuine genuine sweetness wine ways saving a few kids in a cornfield like I like that part in a way he tries to put the mystery together on by himself at the end the film. There's some interesting things going on there but. It still drenched in in. A happy mask some bs like there. Plenty of these jokes that just go wild I'm repetition. There's this whole running gag of the series of running gags or one of them is about this guy or does bike I try to get with his white woman and how does White Man's always A rejecting him and I might okay why is that the case besides being a jerk but they're both jerk. So it'd be like cable than what? What's the whole deal now that's the joke is. Every time he's like a you up maybe we could go offer a date and she's like, yes, shunned it's never gonNA happen I'm like. Well, why are you the car with them? Why are you spending time with the You keep telling them? Yeah. We're never going. We're never going to be boyfriend girlfriend my. Are you talking about ten meadow? I think they're married well, but he keeps on treating them like he's this guy like he's disturbed. She keeps them treating him by Qisas guys she'd never wants to be with. That was the joke bio that there are always together in their married, but she doesn't want to be around in off married. Will back the nets, what the joke is marriage both. Only, CANTU still ask questions like that's well, let's move things why some like the. At Ashleymadisoncom, way of comedy is doesn't work for me that. It comes up with the joke in aid. This is the joke right here a Mike Okay we'll y this that I don't know it's it's funny on my no you kind of leaving some big blanks right in front of my face and I can't ignore them. So that's the way I can't laugh. There is even jokes that they set up to kind of be funny like there's an appearance by shack an efforts secondhand like, oh wow. What they do with them is funny. Events followed up by his his a A. Significant other being transgender, which that's the joke is that it's a guy. Not. It's a girl but with guy Sounding voice but it's a guy in a girl's dress. Am I okay the not really a joke but all right yeah, it's. It's it's a messy messy comedy that is occasionally funny in occasionally clever the point where still engaged even though I'm groaning. View Times that does some BS thing happy masks in films are usually for, but it's not as bad as those other films because of some of the great things that happen to spread throughout the hour and a half even if it's not consistent, which makes it just highly disappointing end thus giving it a low deism even if it's not a I, wouldn't I wouldn't put it in a void because of the time, I did laugh on things about I did like I even thought Kevin James Ram in the film. Like. When he had, he had going out I'd I'd enjoy him. Yeah. It's not as bad as some the other happy Madison Film Buds also not something you gotta go out and see and I think partially what puts me keeps me at that low deism. Is the credits were at the end of the movie at when the movie's dime erupts up with just a montage of 'em Sandler screaming at things? That is it then that is the bloopers. The outtakes is does Adam Sandler a montage of him screaming? And I'm like, okay I got to skip. Those does end. Yeah, it's not good but I've seen worse even from Happy Madison. So. Yeah. Just in the ideal way to hear you praise about. Oh No no, no praise This is this is a you know a regular decent for me. I mean. It's just like the red shoes and endorsed stuff we've seen before this is. This is waterboy but also ernest scared stupid. You know without apparent. Ernest. Stupid. We've seen this. Saving Halloween for for whatever reason right and Adam Sandler is is ernest this movie I definitely enjoyed the last half Madison movie that was on that. Over this one but Fun. WHY NO U it. It's still fun I. Mean it's perfect for Halloween it it is a family movie You know we have the heavy any here Kevin James like you said the. China was in. Tim Meadows also Keenan Thompson June Squibb Michael Chiklis Ray Liotta Julie Bowen is the love interest she was in You know happy Gilmore most good to know his love interest is age appropriate forum. Own. But but to me, she was one of my biggest issues Giulio because You know we've seen on modern family for so long and even in having a more where you bad ass more, she's stronger to hear she stopped like it's fine. She's a a person who doesn't have kids. She adopts which is Great. That's a good human thing that have about yourself. but that's apparently makes her notice that how good of a human being that Huby is and She's the only one who can see it, which is super strange but yeah I mean he's he's a he's rent. This is you know this is Paul Mall Cops but for a Halloween Story I, I don't know about that. It's not that bad enough you you. You thought. Paul. COP is worth in there. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Away, way. Oh Yeah it'll be how? Is trohpy it is campy. It's stuff that we see and actually had a huge issue with Adam Sandler boy said he was feeling well yeah. Regarding Adam Sailor court. I mean he's doing that Wozniak's accent he does all his movies and I'm like all right stop leg I loved what you did and uncut gems and he just went back to doing this on my. All right. Yeah I think for the time for Halloween season it was fun. It's yeah. It's. It's fine. I lasted a few times and I like seeing all the all the familiar faces and. You know he he's done though he didn't again if he's doing an Adam Sandler movie, then he it again, it was number one on Netflix's done for him than. I mean I'll even say this as another plus this has there's no offensive stereotypes besides what I talked about the transgender geared her but. With. Rob Snyder expecting him to make leg Asian jokes or Other be racist Mexican stereotype Indian or black stir tight end. They don't have any of that which I think is a huge plus when you take into account the other happy Madison Films. So there is that too but another minus which you brought up huby talking about Halloween that is something that has dawned on me is that Huey, talks about how he loves Halloween so much but he is scared at everything Halloween related. Everything's scare even his. Even. His own Halloween decorations they sets up he. Screams. Boys Boyer Ma Times with that things screaming at him and he's still get scared five hundred times I'm like your favorite Halloween the white you act like you're about to have a heart attack from him. Yeah Anyway, that is what we have on the show. In of course, next time talking about on the Rack Zim. Chicago seven dogs and cats three had cats and dogs three. Now, the other things will be at three PM because after work I'm actually think that's Thursday Yuccas Fridays closed because I I work from like eleven to. Two fifteen. 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THE MASTER OF DISGUISE - Double Toasted Audio Review

Double Toasted

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THE MASTER OF DISGUISE - Double Toasted Audio Review

"Pretzels. What chips lock? WHO's the new Guy Fanta? He's looking at me pretzels. You got it twisted. He's looking at me stopping salty chips. We both got a chance. He's coming over ladies. You back at you handsome Fanta picked beef jerky girl we're going to be here awhile. Let me see. We got here. Right. Only see here. Somebody and no one trust you you shouldn't. Shit. I. Don't trust me. All right. Let. Me See we got here. I, was going in this review. Late eighties early nineties. Good Old Dana carvey right here man. SNL WAS SNL was very good to Saturday night live. Thanks to. Bucarest does he played over there? You know between his spot on impressions of. Famous celebrities and big figures out there. You also has some characters he created over. There became pretty legendary kind of been. Let's see I. Don't know. Let me think. Let me knock on Mr Naughty. Trick us in doing that could have been. The church Lee would have famous phrase. Could it be Satan? Isn't that special that special? Of course One of his most popular characters on Saturday night live if night most popular original creation on there was alongside another popular character over there we on ways world as a side kick garth. Gives. You know. That's is was. With Wolves might win the Academy Award and monkeys might flat on my but. Three hours very boring. Like dances with squirrels with lack mental squirrels biting people's faces up. Okay. I don't know why public knows. I liked the movie hated the scourge. I love the sketch. Kinda. Yeah. Actually. I used to be like the sketch one thing I related because we did access television. But you know what? I'll tell you this about these these these characters. To that talent man, they really did seem like A. Dumb teenage kids. With the camera on the show. They did that very well, they lost themselves in that characters very well, man. And then the mid nineties hit. And at that point. Things took a downturn bowl. Mr Carry over there. Everybody thought he. Was that you said Kerry carvey car car. Dana Carvey. Sorry Dana Carvey. Thanks to the downturn Mr Carville over there. Even, I can't remember his name. Because, aside, they love they build people up to all right. You get your boost here maybe started doing some appearances and other things start getting y'all movies out there. And they tried to do that with Dana Carvey over there and it didn't work well. Believe his first big flop but this movie called clean slate easily. To say it's like. You're the one. Because nobody remembers that. Maybe. They did see it still remember clean slate clean slate because that's what it was man who was A. Was a movie about a about a guy that loses memory law though it is when they walked out. Detected M. L. Pogue has to figure out what's up with his friends. Doing oh he's great. I heard you shot. except. For that gaffes, what's wrong with his dog? Who is in love with the one next to you her name is Sarah. So it was kind of like a goof as momentum. Yeah. Barely walk over the car. So. Bad. And they probably drug that dogs to do this to. Didn't touch the. You can find it. On and. then. They say, well, maybe movies and Nacho thing. With somebody else but you as them. Leading comedy. Got Me. There's just not your thing. Take it down to the small screen but this time you get your own show. The Dana Carvey show I never got it but I know it's legend why you didn't get to see it because he took it off after seven episodes which they say it was funny. If nothing else is interesting because of some very Fr-, some big fresh young faces they you may recognize i. Recognize. Two tickets for. Highway. To Joe Tickets. Okay. Fuck is wrong with. That person right there you might not recognize them with digging his pants. That is. In front of me, that is a Louis C. K. very young Louis CK right there man. So you know I don't remember the show, but it was it was canceled masks. The guy just couldn't. Catch break. Don't forget about Steve Curl and Steve Carell was what people recognize these. Allow people don't recognize it. That is Louis CK man. But yeah, it was gone up seven episodes. I heard it was all right. You know it was kind of own kind of third is a absurdist comedy, but that's not really well some bright. Some somebody's my man in. When Dana carvey started thinking, he's like you know maybe. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just. Maybe. I'm just not funny. Thing is just done for me. So numb of read all this somewhere. I don't know about how much is this true. But what I've read the legend goes that after. All these flops and failures and not really picking it up on the comedy scene. Mr Karbi went out to the woods said, you know the old excuse me I I just want to spend more time with the family. Out there. And he went out there and he couldn't even go out to the country and have it easy. Man Cholesterol hit high cholesterol. He had to have a heart bypass surgery in. Carvers, Oh, woe is me can't get any worse. Life was like, well, I'm glad you asked. You not want to. Tell you. But I'm looking right down the open chest in. Dr Cut, the wrong bypass. Yeah Man. Guy. WHO's having a tough time. Now, this is where all alumni nobody comes Adam Sandler says, hey. My SNL friendly SNL buddy right the you know when You look like you can. You could use some help you can use a hand. I got this production company. Happy Madison. And I can just bringing anybody. I'm always giving my friends trips. Yeah Why not you? Yeah. Yeah. We don't. We don't. We don't make movies we take vacations we just bring a camera. And talk a bunch of dumps it. But you I'll make I'll make a movement with you man you. Some special for you. I want to produce y'all buddy. Your Uncle Sam over here is going to produce a movie for you and is going to get you back on track. And that movie that was going to save Dana carvey career was. The master of disguise. You know this right here is something that brought back. A lot of bad memories from me. I remember I remember watching this back in the day sitting in a theater with the no one it was laughing. That's a rare experience. No matter. How bad a movie is you're going to find one dumb ass in there. WHO finds it hilarious. Because it was free, they got in there and they feel special. They probably been drinking some of they just stupid and they let s off not this. This is this is the one you asked me which one on winning until I was just in a theater. With people who would just not amused Al was it was such a weird. It was such a weird experience, an uncomfortable experience. I'd rather watch porn with strangers wash this again. This was it it was. It was so embarrassing to watch I would squirm squirming the whole time I watch us again today on my computer I was embarrassed I was embarrassed to wash us in front of my cat. My cat was looking at me ever none in like no, really it's. My Job Review. Caverns. Uh. Yeah Man. Kathleen. told me. I'm doing half to. Less awkward and Tomokazu jagged. I'd Rather Watch my cat watch me Jack off instead of wash this in front of any living thing. That has have any. The has any kind of intelligence this. This was so bad. This is sign I forgot that this was a happy Madison Film. And that they made the thing is you know they've made a Lotta terrible movies I don't have to tell you that we've talked about a lot but this is probably got to be the worst and allow me to explain why and I will do. So because what we're going to bill you, I don't even want to do this today I didn't. Would you remember from it I remember from Washington movie almost twenty years ago but I. Know. God. I'm glad I did yeah. Yeah people. Sorry. All explain why I think that this is possibly the worst. Happy. Madison moving to refresh. I've seen a lot of bad ones but this one is definitely has to be one of the most uncomfortable that I've ever seen in his little some special for you Martin Thomas his never seen this that that will Martin Martin always tells me while you know you out there doing your thing watching good movies or hanging out of you know the fucking around and I was suffering watching a bad movie talk about it on show well, the tables have turned with this. Yeah but now seen it so. Eighteen years later. Always we'll catch. Mark we're in this together maybe. He was out there running them streets. Actually dug around. I'm the one that I was watching the best Mars getting by but now the tables have turned show turn now. I'm very very curious to hear about what you're viewing experience was like with this let's go and take a look at the master, of disguise. which was supposed to be the big comeback for Dana Carvey in We'll see what happening why that was not the case. With the movie right after this. 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Nothing nothing here nothing. You don't be at the bottom of that fucking pit before with with. Are. You a member of the turtle. For the Turtle Club. Much show. We. Okay you know. You like that total thing. Hated. Turtles I remember back in the desk of this that was the one part and the trae by laughed at, and then you see the movie scene glasshouse. So horribly, you like what? That was the one way you like it leaves their turtles coming up. We'll be. Turtles seen seemed like it was at least interest and it kicks you right in the. Plays out so bad is it not? You gotTA head. I saw the movie. Yeah. I was there today not eighteen years ago like y'all motherfuckers this is fresh for me. Do People. Most happy Madison movies you know when they're at their worst. In this happy, Happy Madison movie. Now, before we got to the trail I said, there's one the worst ones that probably be worth one that I've seen and we've seen a lot of them and happy Madison at their worst. They don't even tell stories they just they they take a trip enabling premise and they just build a bunch of stereotypes bathroom humor. Characters that just make. For Easy Laugh. But because this is one of the kid friendly movies. Because of that, they get more of all that solution than you do in any of the others sure they can. They can go. They can get a lot more stupid because you know at least. You'll be surprised at how even doing some of the worst adult humor will like bring it up a little bit. Sometimes, but this right here. You. Know this is. This doubles this double double d it doubles down everything that's bad and all these other movies and he's happy. Madison movies. It's like talking down to kids and just making funny faces in noises you throw in some parts. You know. For Kids will love it. All we gotTA eulogised collect the money after this. I will say there's a Santa, they only go on vacations when Standards Star in the movie. Yeah. When he's when he when he uses friends and movie, it's the bottom of the barrel scripted. and Go to some cheap asset, but they only get early and all this year when he's he's in it. Yes. He got his all he yeah, he. got. His all rat pack. Got On Shit They go to studio city when it's somebody else. That's true. GROWNUPS was just in the woods by Creek. They didn't do shit. Yeah they went camping. Should I guess I I guess they bought cruise tickets too late and couldn't Cook them noises like, yeah I can't put. I. Can't pay for a vacation for all. I'll buy some later on now. Yeah. Maybe that's when they all haven't problems. They had to go to the woods and talk all this. Brain, the camera makes money while we out there FAMO- workshop. But. You know this looks like it could have been fun in the beginning when I saw this. So when I first saw it Starts out bad it it did. But I thought all right. You know what? This this could probably be something they they start out with the you know this could be something with Josh not, Josh James Brolin, which what the Fuck James Brolin. Datum Salem mid somehow some kind of way he goes he was getting people always getting out of the Senate. You know. Yeah. But he so he got James Brolin a ban on dead up in here. And you know you think like him and Dana Carvey they're going to spend the movie maybe Dress up all kind of costumes where they introduce all these these characters. You, know where they have you know they do a bunch of celebrity can cameos with them so they're going to dress up like a bunch of celebrities that we know. It'll be fun to see them come in and do their thing. So because at the beginning of it they introduced. The introduce. Their Bo Derek who is really a James Brolin and I thought all right. You know what? That's a that's a funny gag Bo Derek being the. The seventies sexy celebrity that was infamous for the corn. Rose. To do that and you know what? In the beginning is worth a little giggle because I didn't know what was in for. The mistake I've woman is not both. Derek. was. Close. From the beginning this is scared. By. Looking. Good. Half the budget. That was actually not a bad special effects. Pretty good. No. When they do that in the movie. Yeah. Man. Yeah Every time is every time you see his movie goes is you can't do that snapshot for. How They take me with. Whatever half is going to put me on that head? And here's the thing though man. That is kind of funny if not a little frightening and then they introduce Dana Dana carvey character right here. And you hear that voice. And you hear that name, they give him an it's immediately downhill. Two minutes into this month. Unless. Of course, I had the shaving cream. To go along with it. This is your migrants on pistachio what self respecting. Italian father would name his son. eeo pistachio disguised Stachel disguise might as well. Buckets get me, Bozeman. Effort to put it into right. Guys, they make sure everybody everybody get it. I'm impressed that you remember that name. I just saw. Shit. It'd be like US named kids, chicken and watermelon. Fuck. Come in. To the. Houdini Classy. Cousin Bake Ziti. Over there no. No it's got gotta be stupid. It's gotTa be a salted pistachios discography. Of all the main they could have chosen for the last name they just went like, oh, master disguise he yeah in. Okay. As as A. Look at the real thing that was stupid. His name was Edward. `Nigma. Nah. This look at this rate and I'm like, yeah. Now some work winning yes. Oh, this was this is what's what's funny Italian names but stash. You. Fuck you man very. From the very beginning. This Zahn you come on man that's stupid. You're hey, funny. Stachel EEO. They gotTa Megan. Megan sellers fuck she'll. And Dana Carvey and this movie with that voice I mean Oh God. That's the. Thank you walk in here and being out of this thing. When when you sign this contract with Adam Sandler, he might as well it was. Taken the risk of signing with the devil sure. But it's hard to know if it was din carves idea to do it or if Adam sandlers the one who walks by the water bottle going. To voice with that. No that's what he because. It's True Dana Carvey wrote this. But I'm sure that Adam Sandler was looking at the takes he was on ninety. No not yes you're right. Yes. At voice stupid enough. You know look at me look watch me Dipoto put put to do that. So that's what he's doing i. Mean names, potassium it's like no reasonable fucking mentally challenged it. Totally. It it hobbles the creativity of it and the likability of. Mankind. So you can't build this to be any kind of real. Somewhat, real character because he has the do the voice all the time. It's Got More than he does. Look more got move as you. Doesn't take place. In America, why does he have the accident? What else the thing the the more you watch like so what was the reason for them to a talion cartoons it? Can tell you. So many other names that you could have chosen Asana salting. It would have been a chick Olivia Gardena. Would have been a more clever name them. Something that just ends with a Stash of Macaroni Grill. Stupid boy. Data Carvey is just in this movie he's that Hyper Kid. That gets on average teachers. Got Down nerves. He's just running around does yellen and doing things last making and faces and making stupid voices you know everybody has gone to school with that kid no matter how silly you get you never got a as that's on a bishop with the this. Is. The kid class everybody says you know you you with the teacher wish. Now and when you grew up later his walking around like this because they finally put him on. Lithium. Yeah. Back back in school you just kind of like. You make a MOTHERFUCKER WANNA learn. Because, I don't want to be stupid like you. He's GonNa a kid to coach punches him in the face. Yeah, exactly. Statue has a has a condition. That that, really just. Just. An excuse Dana Carvey just do some dumb shit. Just make a bunch of stupid voices. He has a condition to where when he sees certain people if they got an accident or something, he's zones out and he must. He must muck them. Man Size Be Bill. To. Go on to fast four year. Are you mocking husband? and. My husband is better not because you'd better not be. At that point it's like please fuck out him, leave it to. The show him the credit start rolling. This would be a full price. I can walk away a happy man. He'd beat the fuck out here. He's Wrong. Thing. You know please. Talk. Scoring down everything's. He's already dead. please. Stopping. I would get the. Full price did say Shit but I tell you and that you know that never happens man this shit just gets dumber the moment you think it should be going down. He doesn't the money do get him. He gives right back up at some dumb shit. But I tell you at least he's doing something. At least he's doing something right I hate to say it but some of the in any other movie, this would be the worst thing that you see. But. Here it is not here. That's actually productive here. That's actually that's he's at least trying to put some of his talent to use. Their moments in the movie. When this phone would he when he has? Nothing else to do. When they have a written any en defended thing he just spasms the fuck out. To. act. Like. Show as down houses. Yeah. What are you doing? What is supposed to hopefully? Nothing absolutely nothing. He beat the guys s we don't have the scene goals nowhere. It goes on forever and it goes off. I cut this off I'll cut his the muck is still going. I cut it off right there he still. Imagine you the crew watching and you got that small your face because you like to see what he's going to turn this into, and then once it starts hitting ninety seconds you like. Nothing you know it's not. Only I gotta get my fake laugh queued up. In the people this it's not it's not just. Him As that character if he plays any other kind of character I'm sure somebody wrote some shitting. Dana. Carbon. Just let me do my thing which is stupid. Just let me be stupid. The writing here the writing. For those who are listening I putting this sarcastic air quotes the the writing here. But what little they did is so lazy they don't even try to end on a joke i. mean they actually set things up they said things up that. That might be a little bit clever Oh God. What are the things they show is that throughout history they want to show you how the masters of disguise. You know. It's almost like assassin obsesses creed. No. Dare you sir. Throughout time throughout history. They show you how the masters of disguise of every lineage of. History of disguises through all the disguise there. The joke is in there if you just finish it, but not s to hard, can't do that shit. You know why? Right a punchline why going their I'm clever when I can just come out and stupid. Abraham Lincoln was such a boring speaker that the disease to help him get elected president. Excuse, me, I, just need to drink of Water A. Rough crowd. Know I, take it back that whole set up. Talking about I'm trying I'm trying to watch this recent. nobis. All that all that techno is coming up right there. Right over here. They. Keep. You know what? I take it back people it's worthless. Take it back this this this this. The clever now. So you know Dana Carvey you just you get as you. As you want to. All that stupid out right there. You get it. Go ahead, get it all out to sister. Secular Sodas. May You know what? MAYBE HE'LL GET TIRED OF GO TO SLEEP That's the beginning of the movie at the beginning of the movie. Is. This idea that it'd be funny to watch Abraham Lincoln do that is destroyed by not being Abraham Lincoln and just being a grown ass man. This is like watching eight-year who just has is cream. And the Mamas over there just tired. Wishy sit his fucking head down. That's when you parents do. Not being paid attention to goes out dancing for. The this is. The kind of kid that creates alcoholics. Why? People this is why we have wine. MOMS. But that seen as like you said, it's worth. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Oh. was born. So we come dancing you come in and if you want to send, you could've come out and made it something that I've been a funny but just just. Come out and said, are you ready to pay anything anything just even you guys ready to party? Cute. Hit Boys and have a band play and cut right like you. You made your point right. So right now you don't get out you don't linger but you look at the result of that scene does not add up to what it took to put the folding chairs out. No Right. Let alone costume hostile and the sets Oh. Yeah. No you can't cut Martin data carbs I got way too much energy left. People. That's. A lot of padding to yes. That's what people do a preschool. All, these kids on all. Up the go ahead, no elementary school and your kids put on a show and as something them delight that you'd be like Oh. Yeah. Not a fifty year. Old Guy fucking grown as man. And I. Thought that seems. The audience. Telling jokes. So anyway I mean he's a comedian. That's what I hear. Begin to doubt that very seriously. I'm going to see why he fell. Magazine I can see retreated to the woods maybe you should stay long young. Man. We'll get some in that scene also it's so lazy. It's like that's the Best Yorker come up with just dancing just let him go man. Okay. All right I mean. They. Again people. That's not the worst. No no art. Yeah. I told you people. We ain't going back up. We done here man just going to go lower into the crevasse exactly man. This God Damn Shit Hole in we go. We go and would be it. You think that's about as bad as we got. She's got a your guy about another forty minutes. We got we got a lot more talk about what this? If they can't write. A two minute joke. If they came two minutes seen, then you know they came fuck around the whole movie. You're going to fill up our twenty minutes you what the hell are you. I. There's a reason that seeing went on as long as they got nothing do nothing. Sit In once Dana Carvey Abraham fucking Lincoln assistance down they still got. Well, we got our feel almost done. No we still got. A ways to go in three pages. That they fill in this up with jokes setups that they came in, they can read a punchline for. They just build a time running gags man Lot Of. Lot of slapping in his movie. Every ten minutes somebody getting the shit slapped out of them in in his never funny. It wasn't funding from the beginning and you think it's you and you know I'll put a hole slap montage. I I did not even put everything. That's that's that's why I could not. I could not do the whole thing. All do just give you a sneak. Your. You send jets grandfather own. Having Fun now. How do you do? People this shit got so bad. It got so bad it may it made me question? My love for the three stooges. Is this what Other people watching the. Speech stooges. Master of disguise moment in. The three stooges Lebanon slept in each other. That's that's what the fuck the master discussed. Did it made me question myself with the three stooges like maybe they should ain't that good question you don't. EVEN WATCH THOSE CLIPS That's how you did. You do it. Bit. But that's what that's what they should do to. It'll break you. It'll make yourself. Everybody everybody every girl I've been around three still just one funny and maybe they were right. You, kidding me. Maybe. Aquarius I've been giving them their master disguise moment this whole time and I'm sorry I'm sorry I haven't did that to anybody this girl I've ever dated hated when I would watch the three-stage used to watch it every Saturday. Stand. Mother could not stand that Shit but as long as I was sitting down quite. A long as. Long as I wasn't like. Play both of come up with a girl. Three stooges. Logging mother. Let me watch this. Watch it three to doing this shit. Again. Is was the curly doing there. Today. Don't you Meet each other. That's good. But But you can't people. What's the thing it gets worse. Even as slapping. Shin. It's when you start to look at what they do is like well, at least it's not as bad as this because I'll tell you they have they have running gags here. That's what they feel this movie with. If they if they're not slapping shit at each other than they have another running gag where it's the do fart and Brett Spine Jesus is in here. I. Mean You talk about a Fart joke that first of all the from the very first fart. Had nothing to do with the movie. No had no punchline had no joke. The only joke was farted I laughed at that. Did you laugh at that you better man me. It wasn't that it was a Fart joke because I hate fart jokes but it was the way Brent spiner plate. Yeah. Because he gives disease actually in his scenes he's the one thing I'm like this. He showed up to actually do something here and the way he played it I was like, okay that caught off guard that was funny. The first time that's the thing listen. Listen. You Ain't GonNa win. No because you're not gonNA win because. What they do is they won't play that Fart, the first time. You're a sick man. So that's the joke he laughs, and we last too much farts. Now two things are gonNA happen. Either either you're going to be they're mad like me are you going to be? Like Martin. Is All in Prince binders reaction the way he played it I was like, okay. That was tell you not GonNa win well no, they wouldn't let me win because the because either way it goes like if you man if you look if you like Martin, you let oh, shit you like. I. Got. Sip a law right now I don't know you. GotTa hold. Back I like that one. Does. No No. You don't. Think about it. I didn't like that I won all already signed. Own. Decline. Man. Everybody fucked me over on them. Important. To know that that's what you see. Him doing that Fart in there that's not just it is no. I seen I. saw I laughed. Comeback every eleven minutes and let's do that again they. Car Yeah they so again. That's the that's the only tram right there. and. The other thing is like if you like my leg. Sitting on that was the first. To see that no more are if you like me. Who didn't need ship from the very first one? They say, well, you know what? We AIN'T GONNA. Thing is maybe you'll have we do it for the twenty. Talk. You know you come around. Stop laughing. About we end the movie with. Doing just we end the movie with literally obeying. With. You're. Just. Even good for it sounds no big. Bear. In the movie look people have shipped to do but you know what? Those parts are Marland mark. Martin had a good time. So you know what? What does in the movie light there? Hey, we're in the movie in the movie on a positive. Dad. Mom and Martin. To. Hang all. Laughing at first part. Brigham around. Ever. It will joke's not funny but we tell it enough. You'll start to laugh at. It is. You will laugh again I was there is one looked at British. Sorry does give in the car when your farts again, even the actors like they did this again. Book Eve can character. Jesus crusher. Do you buy did he didn't know? God dammit. I some of my. Most of my dialogue is far. Let me tell you also. And win this. Win this movie. INS It bills like a dozen. That she keeps on going it's. Funny because the movie for whatever its running time says, it's really only an hour maybe an hour and five minutes and then fifteen minutes of post credits this just just enough to cross. Run to get a feature run time. This let me see. And they were padding to get that our they. The the end of the movie. And the movie Crow. We would done know how now man we're so funny we gotta get people more these people can't leave yet should. We gotTA costumes. so-called jokes that the people didn't see. found. Stupid ears people. Just dancing. Dance but no resist making you wait for these credits to get over with. Because they WANNA see showed people dancing the stupidest he was when they ran Lincoln and oh but bay, you stick around cigarette long enough you get some bonus costumes that you to see before. Forum. More Turtle Action that you missed. You know what? Fuck this shit turn to a Harlem in doing you know he he don't even know it was coughing up liquorice on the, but it goes off as she goes on the weird thing. It's like, Hey, look at all these these deleted scenes we cut out of the movie. Why Is that like you make it a whole lot. It's just like you got a strong story you as well have the one in their. All this shit you know cut that shit out so I can get the hell out of here. I don't need to see. The movie. That's the one thing they did. Right they didn't. They didn't subject us to that bullshit and have the input in the extra scenes because I'm telling the movies for the scenes that aren't necessarily any way is the fucking skit a skit. This is one of those movies what gives me with this is one of those movies where. Somebody brought Dana Carvey back in and Dana Carvey just thought you know what I am so funny and people love the impressions that I do that. They'll just watch me do anything. And you know what? Maybe? Maybe a two minutes a skit or lab I. Have Been Watching do this meaninglessly for hour and twenty minutes. You know it's bad enough that the movie is uncomfortable to sit through because embarrassing. But. The move is not satisfied with just make you uncomfortable. Move satisfied make you embarrassed movies oh? Yeah. No tell you. We think now we gotta be. Disturbed. I forgot. How disturbing? That turtles seen my guys weird. But the name, the Turtle Club no just name. Take me a little bit too literally. Turell may I help you? Are you a member of the Turtle Club's. Not. Exactly. Exactly. Am I not. Enough for the people this is the kind of shit that you see survival skills kicking. Focused get back. Yes. Get that get that shit away from me. What the hell is that or who are the we're. Yeah, tournament. Yeah. Should I was? This. This goes beyond just. Being be looking at this and being funny this goes beyond being embarrassing. This goes to disturb this. This is obviously an abomination deformed man rate here who's not right in the head club. He's fine fine. He's got earls. Khan. He's dreamt of this place ever since he was a child, sir? The full costume is exactly yeah. And also, she bought the suck dicta she's all of all of his grill. Trend about this. Well, you'll need the costs do what you're the hot chick. Joel, into what's the portly word that cost to? Exactly. Blending it. For, whatever reason what really bothered me was that he has a a turtle imprint on the back. Show. When go blend with did you even if it was a literal Turtle Club you other talk and turtles to be there? Did you expect me to the Ninja Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles speed the fuck purpose that that serve non was not just to be. Served any anything for the comedy? The movies? Weird. I'm sure it was something that somebody came up with or maybe even Dana carvey himself and thought this'll be the showpiece. This'll be the everybody talks was. Thing if you notice. Countless people walking past them in the club he's getting stopped wearing fucked up as. That's all he's doing is making these wars. You know. And the thing is I was I was scared. For the other people in the movie I'm talking to other characters in the clubs your I was I was a I was like this these Aso's 'cause they start giving him a hard time. I'm like I'm like you know what? These guys that the joker kills exactly these these. Yeah. Yeah. These guys right here I was looking at them. I was like do not provoke this motherfucker right here along did leave him alone you. Set Him off you're. GonNa kill everybody in his room. At lead leaders food alone. Can I buy drink maybe some pond water for your friend. Alex. Don't don't provoke desma fucking yours prince like this that was an oddly specific. Yeah, we wanted to talk to the girls. Don't you got the. Bad as actors appeared just. Can't even can't even. Can't even laugh convincingly water for your friend. They must have been saying. how Ha ha ha ha they Muslim literally saying the words ha ha ha. This week as the one, seventy, five year old. Go together sons her learn. Make, more sensitive. was saying I don't want to vote these people gonNA kill everybody which he does not do but he actually actually does something way more way more disturbing and. We. I remember at the time sitting in this crazy shit I remember at the time sitting in. A row police strangers. Sitting next to a person I've never met before and we're looking at each other like we're going down the plane crash. which is kind of like we can't believe this is happening is about to get on the phone and call my mom about Mega I love you. I'm sorry know it's funny. You would say that. Because when they were shooting this that the planes hit the towers. Did they? Yeah they was it happened while they would do while took a moment of silence and I was like, wow. So nine eleven wasn't the only tragedy at de. Should I wish they stay silent he bites his nose off and Spitzer back on I don't and I don't know was where to the fighting off part of the spitting back on. What happened you lose? doc- my shit about the turtle. He's nonplussed by. It. Keeping My. Vice knows off there's no whole schedule tours. Thing. It's just a black thing and then boop well, and it's a weird thing that he's in a suit like Danny de Vito War and Batman returns who also bite somebody's nose off in that same. Gushing Blood Get it that this is supposed to be a cartoon, a kids movie, but it's funny how they just made this way more disturbing them they probably they probably meant to. Cycle. Wait what the fuck. Oh it's OK kids spit back on and then it ends And the scene. So he just. Doesn't worry me. Yeah. Yeah. It goes to that and you're like, okay well, I guess this is where he just goes crazy. There's all kinds of mayhem at this party. To. Somebody Theater. Right there. have. Never seen before we looked at each other and we just kind of like what the fuck is happening. What are we? What are we doing here? What is this? I told you people I can watch pornography in front of strangers and not feel is uncomfortable as I did watching this. This is the weird moment. This is a wish. It's. Creepy Bizarre. It's just like what the fuck was that, and then when you think about later, it's like you've lazy motherfuckers go back and get angry. They have no they throughout this whole movie they don't know how to ensure it. Would was not a good. Yes. How is right? As not a could. That's how I've seen, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's just weird how how disturbing that is because apparently the script has been around. For a while and talked about getting Carey in it. which you like times you want you like, yeah I could see I could see why he would turn it down but I could see why you would think him for this if not Dana Carvey. But then when dating carvey guy and he he said I want to tone this down and make it more of a kid's movie. You get. Scarier than any kind of PG thirteen movie you could have made. fucking turtle gay people nightmares. Me The fuck out here. Take me home. came out. Nobody goes. To. Kick, him out. Just starts. was. Kids who tell parents mommy I heard Hannibal's plea. Let's. Watch -CCOMPLISH nothing in the Club No. Nothing he bites news spits back and then it's over no they got into the club they saw file cabinet and they left. Mainly, they just watch his monologue could spill on the floor. Next scene, and that is probably best thing in the movie because at least one of the most interesting things in the movie got people talking that for all and all the Sterban Shit net scene is probably the best thing in there and it's not it's not even remotely good. It's horrible. It's horrible scared to say to me. I'll take I'll tell you what let me say this. I'll say this because I'll take that turtle. anyday. Any Day over these tired as impressions that he does. Seem. Just that's the weird thing about couldn't get over the Hump on those. Day On. SNL He did really funny impressed. He was the impression. and. So it's weird to watch this at master disguise. He's in Israel, his element in all if his impressions are tablets called. is called master disguise, but meanwhile, mass is master of tired as impressions. These these tire impressions that people have. At least seen over one hundred times. We're GONNA party all night long. Yes. That's great. You have fun. Of course, scarface. Scarf through an album and he at the beginning that he Since the beginning. Night. To my little friend. Star to MARLA FOR ED by the way everybody either either you can do Tony Montana. Are you are you tired of people doing, right? In and here's the worst thing man even Google and. Chris Tucker pressure. Tony. Montana's back. You know that the only thing worse than watching somebody do tire impression of scarface is the person that don't know winter stop. Doc It's announcement people just kind of like okay. Yeah. That's cute. Shut the fuck up and just go because probably everybody looking at you like, yeah they get that line out. Once it's done it's not not if you Dana carvey though I've got more. My friend that is a rare Schroeck head right there. Of Tribal, chieftain from the village of Stop Lockers. Holy Hall of us. People in the crew must have been got dams going to be a long day. You certain things you don't have elective. No just doing. You. Wouldn't better fresher huge just taken out of chainsaw. So just like in the movie scarface. Go after. Another impression. Do Everybody sees fucking scarface. This goes on for it goes on. I'm sparing a dance number. So fucking DASM boys doing flips. Yeah flips. Go and sit down. Turn. This. Kinda Shit. The make you pull Jamie Foxx base. Plus it. Is Not enough for him to do Tony Montana and just go on about his business man he's gotTa do. Let me see here on the scene he's got to get out in the middle with the ban to start doing flips. This guy. Like it. This mother fucking. People because you know that's a big part of scarface Tony. Montana? And doing jumping jacks doing. SOMERSAULTS and Fake, as going to, he's going to beg right because they couldn't get their rights. Everybody Kinda. Congo. Of Congress. y'All. Lukaku Mama Carne Asada. People. That on the sit. Here's as down in stop. Just out. Do. In the scene and get the fuck does so we can get this done with. Are you kidding me? We need a certain amount of footage wing got an. Upstart. Thirty more minutes ago. Yeah, we got do some. Far Back. The. Dancing. Even when he stuff that you like Dana Carvey. rehashes it may everybody seeing these this. George. Bush impression if you back in the day, everybody's seen this short that Mr Davis folks around here Komai W. You can call me king, George and necessarily just he should just thrown in is just thrown in because for. Me Doing George W Bush I mean this if the joke is George, Bush just walking down the street. Walk Him walking down the sidewalk walking my pool Walgenbach Pool. That's it. You know those secret services. Mr President it's like. There's no there's no clever setup forward I mean, maybe that is a joke. You know George Bush is in Mexico welcomed by the pool. And nine eleven had just happened. I'm sure for him this much worse. I don't care defined I just don't let them see that movie. I'm going to do injustice check it out. Man This is this is the. Gets worse. It gets it gets worse. We ate done and keeps thinking. This is the. The fucking titanic movies man no matter how much you clown you GONNA go down. You Ain't getting off this service one of the boats. Split Langley. I don't give a Goddamn if you on the tippy top that's just going to seek and you. Home hit the water. Grab onto me we found a pathway. We can crawl through here and get to a dead end. You go somebody say how can it possibly get worse? Well Tony Montana's leads at least something Ned people know some you can make fun of because it's such an outlandish character. Sure An you can also blue not understand. He starts doing impressions. Just I'm serious. It's. It's at a point where he just pulled some shift from a head and he won't play next Oh shit. Oh Yeah I'll play the. Play. The the shotgun guy with accent from jaws quint. Robert Hey did you see dark-haired guy run by here? And, let me just say this. At. least those impressions were recognizable somewhat somewhat. Tad Bit decent. This is. A good impression. It's not the character only didn't hate it because he's not flailing all over the place. Because he and just got through doing this for a long. Yes manic for a long time. To citizens had. Down a boat I tell you again you better man than because I I couldn't take that Shit I wasn't gonNA. Put their boat over I could not shake because it's a bad on pressure it goes on for fucking. And it's not a good impression. He starts whatever accent he's doing for. He turns to gut them Leprechaun in the middle of the. Gay Run by, chief. Hand Gangway no water. And he just starts talking. But also who is that? That's not that's not that's not rubbish. CON-. Yeah. That's true and it just started. Then he starts talking gibberish starts talking words don't even mean anything. Any new. Orleans finished lady what are you talking about that? He May. He did he knows how bad is the point here? Just don't even he? Try Talking Gibberish fuck this I'm going to. Lose the. Sure bodyguards you. What are you even talking about? What are you up inside? wrote oppression. This is you you got drunk conductor what what you? What do you say? fucking know what you're saying embodiment shot as anyone. Shot. A holding that boat. Watches. Fuck around. Probably. Bashing. The crap. That goes on forever to yeah goes on forever off every. People what I'm about to say. It gets worse. I'll tell you you ain't gonNA survive. It gets worse. I know you keep saying Corey No. It can't get worse. You kill somebody if it keeps getting worse. It gets worse people. Because at least he's trying to do some. I'll tell you the impression that he's doing the most the most offensive thing about him is that just not good or they're tired. But when he runs out in Russian when he runs out of when he runs out of a Out of a running jokes to fill the movie with Keeping my there's a ninety S. That old chestnut. That's when we got to put. My out of celebrities. In front of people do should. I Do this I don't want to do but now I GOTTA Go them stereotypes. Swallow the made over here. I'm looking for my grandfather grandfather not here boy you ought to be. Oh So bad. Okay. AUSE. Like We really go in he. said he's not here. No no no. I'M GONNA. Tell you people. This is how much people don't even give a shit about this movie. There's not much people from. Dana Carvey. Because all that time that people. Say people need to be. Canceled for Black Face Brown face they totally just skipped over this and radio win hard on. Abu. Well you ain't seen nothing yet. This is. This. This is the album. Who is thanks. Now. The question is not who I am. The question is who are your I am I am Prince. From the ring heights your Bombay Calcutta. India India India India. Musa like Damn. I don't ask make that'll make an Indian person. Lose accident. Alright motherfucking. Cut The bush cut that out now as the love Guru, sensitive. Because even he didn't go that far. That makes them Love Guru Gandhi. And people. Yes. It does get worse. New York. He even even he had to come in and get them something Jamie phase look. Do. Married? People. Do. It ain't enough were coming here and talk about. The. Latest Wasn't nothing to do that. I had to pull at snack food. That is a big reptile, not a problem. Sneaky Bitch. That's Roxy Naked. fucking quarter. Guinea Jesus coming out both them that that. For Real Asked. I Love I love how to every horn? Moving. Music comes. Link. Recorder. Recording. Say, we ought to beat so as right now. He's even try. But. We went. We went along with this long. Enough we try. We try bitch. You gotTa have to. pull. The Horn out. We ought to kick your ass right now. Seriously you're. Oh like. Oh. Wow. This is really racist. It's not me doing it. So I still get a check. Exactly. Come to this. Look in the mirror yeah. He got his true is better bitch. You know since I've got the movie Man I hopefully never get released shit. Here's Dana Carvey went right back that that cabin in the woods where he was from. Win Back danced kept his as they after this I don't see how you can recover from they locked. One more. Did he do one more Yep Adam Sandler Jack and Jill? Was He Jack and Julia love reading about it. They were like man he came out to do this one of the worst movies ever and then he went away and came back to do. Yeah. I never saw jagged you you pull a real Abraham Lincoln. To a cabin the woods just stay the man I long. Yeah I think it's done. It's done like everybody tries to help you. You know I do stand up special last couple of those. People still tolerate as. Joe Cast as you get on the. Movie screen and we'RE GONNA. Kick your and it's funny because I you know right when you think like men. A chillier. Because he does a guy and you think, well, that's why do she'll the German stereotype can be more offensive than the other stereotypes that he did. I tell you. It's not maybe it's not as offensive. German but we're not German. Yeah. But the we'll tell you all of those stereotypes he does it is the creepiest one that he did. Back taxes partake. Richard Exchange student at the University of Hyder Studer. I need to ask her a couple of. Questions not going to buy. Just one moment. Fuck. He's just a tad there close to turtle. Yeah. Look like in the Martin Short. Making noise. Learn to. Notice he gets a phrase or something about the impression. It's the funniest part of the impression and he just repeats. Not Going to buy. Not GonNa Button Yeah exactly. It's like you get that one little thing he drags after twenty. That's actually. Something creepy as. What make her work is if somebody does it and it's something that rings with you to goes like. That and then set that motive moment. You you you touch on a truth that people like Oh yeah. Yeah you got it. Yeah. But yet, you don't just beat that horn constant no no use that to pivot and go other places or move on to something else. You know I'm I'm GonNa tell you something man Let me see. Okay. So There was one. Of the worst stereotype, all these up I looked at that and I said. Surely this man this is so offensive astir typical that this is this is surely a costume. And I saw it. The Bom. NOTAIRE. Par. I said that myself I was like all right. This has got to be his latest disguise. Yes. said that this is. How Cherry power and pass it. I looked at Dennis Schiller that has got to be a it's offensive. He's the big ice cream of wheat man but that that's a costume usually pull out the mask and everything and we'll see that he's here turns out. No. No is is is is just a random black. With a white do badly dumping his voice. I don't even know what this Came from. Jesus they had a why do come in and do uncle remus mome fuck. Fuck you. You couldn't even you going to do this Guy Damn stereotypical shit right here. You can't even give you can get this man the dignity of making him a disguise. Letting them do voice his own voice. Goldberg and they're not even. Joke just just look we got. We got we got old black fiddler voice. Tear PAC. Man Love. Fergus. Miss it's it is really a grimace. Say they're Tyrian. This Cherry pop came from I don't even know what this Key from. But that they had him say because he's his lips are moving. Whenever, it came down and they're in. Post production it was decided that. All right. This isn't coming through or we need something to clarify that. Dana Carvey is high maybe is black do walked away saying some bullshit. What's talking about doing? We gotta get somebody do that. And that's what he walked out. He fucked his paycheck. This. Guy's. Good white they. Had, like that's when he had. A White Grip come on man just anybody anybody anybody. Black voice here. Also Rocky Antea or somebody onset one time doing any black people around and all that who aries eight let Larry do it. They laugh and ask and they go back. On print now. I'll tell you. It always gets worse. No one gets out alive. Complaining I don't even know what's more offensive I. Don't know what would have been more offensive. More, offensive that they actually dubbed this with a with a bad. White, voice on a blackboard, our data costume day CARVEY. Actually a costume I'll would have been more. Probably both happened. Usually there's out of that could have been that could've been a butler. More offensive to have Dana Carvey and the costumes. You COULDA WHY Why you gotta had hoped to remove voice that you could have had a black dude just saying, wow, Cherry Pie. That's crazy. Figure you know didn't have to do. Y Y. WHY Terry Pie. which is I don't remember having Cherry Pie. That's peculiar. had. Just. Talking like me well, Jerry. Pate. Border. Somebody ought to Jerry Pie. That's crazy. Yeah. But everything in this movies exaggerated who would he? Why would he gets a says the slash point. Taken since their. Time to shine. Movie spoke correctly when you go like wait what's going on here where? You broke the rhythm. What I was talking about. The social. Sure. Sorry. This is ridiculous. Just silliness. Defensive bears save that for Jennifer esposito nobody else gets to do that and no. I'll tell you man. I if if I give you credit for something, I'll give credit because I tell you what they could have done. I tell you what what what, what, what was working in the movie that they could have expanded on. But did not I think the costumes for kids movie this had been better kids move the customers actually pretty clever like one here he's a patch of where the head is the cow Patty. Thinking okay. That's just that's just more childish. Shit I'll tell you what is stepped on a cow Pie. Right told you wasn't here. Let's go back. You know the reason why they got me because I was associated. Ra He's going to be one of the cows over there, but you know like, okay, you got me in grass man right here. Now saying is great but it was actually more than a lot of stuff in the movie. which is really not all that lever to Hell Tana get. I don't care. Let some stuff slide though it's a fantasy film. Hey, we have a magic I'm not complaining about that stuff I'm complained about the. If you can't write something even within the rules that you set up then he does when you suck I'm sorry Martin he knows I was bit back. into. The grass. Go with. He's he's. Got Kobe. Crazy you could do one or the other you can't do both. You're right. This is still more realistic mission impossible to. Is More realistic than fast and furious and I did like some costumes in the I thought that's kind of that's kind of funny or it could have been funny at this been again a better bed film. Like the Cherry costume that he hey. Young. What is this going? down. The dog throw liquor bottle away. At and. Even that guy stupid man even even when they started with something and I'm like, okay, this is this is this is one of the more more clever gags in the movie even ahead get stupid. Jerry. Analogy. Yeah. Yes. Material. Longer just took for that to go down. It was like that's just indicative fill I'll tell you many must've thought that this was gonna be huge right here. Adam Sandler producing. Turn. Dana Carvey a kids film to they must have thought that this is going to be going to blow up because this has a. Not One theme song not two but three because they had to give you to cover the ground three different versions. So and all of them are the master disguise using master, disguise, going GonNa, give you a surprise. You Know Shit like that one where you, WanNa? Start out with the hip hop version for the COSTUME MONTAGE Also wear that's an original. That's the master disguise original. S You guys. Get, soundtrack today. They got the pop version of it. Do Chase. You may never recognize. RECOGNI also have. Also. Have the UH, the dance version with A. That has a James Bond. Flavor. To it. Complete with. Ninjas. Kind of. Plans we? Don't even. Know. that. Is. What a move full of stereotypes. Introduce no Asians unless you do one thing. Asia. came out of nowhere by the way is their best signal. Indicating. Respondent, so rich, you can pay Asian Ninjas to just kind of hang around. They're just up in the rafters getting. Off chance that he might need them for something your. Launch. tween uncle, remus, and neath guns Ninjas boy. Get. All. Basis. I wonder why Dana Carvey went back to the woods I don't. Think. I'd have to say shift his aspect to come out. Chased him back with the woods. It's Out in the woods, Miller's crossing. I your heart. GonNa get out of here. But I. See you again. You. Come back. Got The don't you don't you lead with normal Unless being a gong. Let me tell you they didn't they just I complained about the middle pop out of nowhere this stupid. By this point I'm numb but you didn't you didn't have to have that Gong in there. You. Didn't have to do to as Shit Yeah. You know it's It's funny because. I know God damn thing. Fix your mouth to say they're. Talking about. This a moment where I, I, tell you the only time. I probably not get back. To that a little bit but you know. Trying to find A. Picture of her. Let me see here? Because I look at this and this somebody who's actually alright. Right in this. Jennifer Esposito man you know she's she's she's she's very cuteness. She's trying her best. She's Got Some says she she's not she's she's the only one who's not over exaggerated. So you look at her and you just kind of like you know what? Maybe she's not good but. I can tell I mean, you know grace under fire she yes. He's a character acts like she's got sense but she's also able to react to everyone. Yea like sometimes you see somebody in these roles and they don't know what to do Brian like should I be crazy like they wish to act like nothing's going on make sense to me she's interacting with them and she's the only thing that kinda grounds. That's true. That's true because every time he does ungracious I okay listen let me explain what's going on because he's going to do is like she it's more realistic. Movie where by all means if she wanted to she, she would be in her rights to look at these characters in talk down to them just till thereby. But she doesn't do that she actually just she goes along with she's very charming and let's see I. thought she was good in this. You know which I wish it had been better film. Yeah, and you know she's GonNa get with. With Stat Stash your Stachel because that's probably the Adam Sandler formula. Exactly. Exactly. You know the person that. You know when you when you WanNa get with the the love interest but she's already got somebody that person has to be the Schlub or not as good looking our complete fucking sociopath. What kind of crap you putting in his? Day. In niceness niceness for us. You are trying to horn in on my action. Is Like Damn what the hell you don't just go out in the first place terrible cutting back. This do this Kinda they tell you like he's going to kill you in the family. You don't get out of here. It's Fula Roy out there and then. Man You ain't Livin Paseo second year marriage. Did you change your hair I said? Yeah you ain't tell me do that. Issue as. We see. Companies yet dump that jerk. Focus going to prison. Exactly what did you? What would you even start dating? We'll questions like. Him. I got question you. Yeah exactly. Exactly Yeah I don't WanNa do what you because you were doing that? Yeah we've all been there. And your? Way That's you're. Not. Good at into that. I'll tell you. I'm not GonNa say it was actually. Laugh because I don't think this and I'm not counting it laugh. Come on man you gotta give it nine giving to because it's not really meant for what they're doing why they're doing laugh at the joke I'm kind of laughing at how this character. Is behaving like I would behave he's the audience right now Brent spiner rest Bina who he could have been very funny. There's been a funny movie, but there's a point where he he he's pretty much reacting like the audience is reacting this. You know what? Just take your ass on somewhere Leo. This one girl Scout. It isn't ten to be the Malcolm in your Mitt. Run along a guy. Runoff. Russia May. Go V. What's your name? That's the next movie. Is this. Carol channing there he's. He's supposed to because he's he's all over the place but that. I know. I, know yeah you start thinking that it's based on somebody. No. Matter Shady babysitting miss dumb fire. Whole that whole exchange. They're saying all that be your Malcolm in in your middle and it just lingers. Lingering the joke is take. Nobody's laughing ain't. GonNa get no longer. We wait hitting age. So, you might as well step up. Honestly I mean besides Jennifer Esposito I thought Brent spiner was really was all right a like whenever it's on him because he showed up to war. Stuff? Yeah. Just from an actor standpoint he showed up to work is just that. Is, on fire. Gambling. He's he's fiddling away. Play. The Violin. Rather. The Guy who makes them back him in the middle job is terrible. You know get will knock them in who played Malcolm in the middle. He has this condition which is terrible We can't remember things and this is the one time I said. You know you're lucky man. This is what does this was? A good thing. Frankie Mooney had are heard I'm not true. This is but he like he'll. Be, who will talk to him that we're on Malcolm in the middle with him and he's he'll tell him. I'm sorry I just don't remember being their. Drugs. Like that. I. Don't want to be real but the good excuse. For this right here, right? Right yeah I don I don't remember anything from that town my life. Yeah. I don't know if that's actually True Gimme some of their for just just a dose for this radio. some other parts of my life I'd like to use it to. Start with this the. Priority number one. Of the things that are thrown in I mean I can go on and on, but I'll leave you with this i. mean like like I said again, you'd think these jokes you look at me like saying they can't you know all right we can't get into words but the getting more useless. Yes. They can just a running gag about, ass you know it just it just comes and goes real quick to there's a the apparently stash shows and asked me. And they tell you that would've about three or four lane jokes is. Simple. Reminds me. Of My Momma. Big does not. Shit. On the street doesn't even notice. Lease to at least predictable shit looking at ask some. Time before they see a piece as they don't WanNa see. Could be a good life. Yeah. That's what you get but sit in the Middle Street looking about creepy. At all. Either the early two thousand. About. If you'RE GONNA IF YOU'RE GONNA. Have a low brow Shitty fucking joke. It'd be funny if it was A. Like a shapely woman and it turned out I mean just the big it's like well. That's what he's into. What even? The kids movie. Yeah of course. Lee. Knuckles Ed, who's that comedian fluffy? With Yeah. Looking at. Getting. Don't make me come over the. Shopping. To Welcome. Back. Across. All right. Dog, whistle. People Not to say this as no more for me to say, I can say if you want to I never wanna I, WanNa go through this again. There's a Lotta Shit I come in I'm like man that was funny. Yeah, it was crazy. Worth, it was worth it. We get to talk about it and what go through the experience again, I did it eighteen years ago and Was Thinking I. Think it was worse Washington's time era. Laser. Oh. I. Would just say this that while I know you've always hated this movie but I remember seeing the trailers for it and I was like, well, it's a kids movie probably be fun just Kinda goofy not all that. Funny. When I get Old Disney movie. I would have been hurt watching these. If not for the fact that when it first came on, it showed that happy Madison logo and that. That that that changed my perspective because I went Oh. Oh No, no, no, no, no. Okay. This is not all my hope that's gone. That's gone so. Now. so that adjusted my expectation. It's still way lower than that. Yeah. I Have Newport New Perspective on how low happy Madison movie can go because they did this once they can do it again and not as offensive at some of their movies. Yeah. So that's that's something of a plus. But. One of the bigger problems I mean, it's hard to watch some Dana carvey somebody as an entertainer. Do the thing that he was so great at and be so terrible added. It just is just man it just it just hurts to watch somebody who was good. Just completely lose their skill that way. But what really gets me is how dull the movie is I mean it's not just unfunny, but in between the not even trying to be funny, there's a whole lot of just not Jack Shit happening. With them just sitting around talk. I like man y'all SORTA had something of a plot here I mean. It's not that I'm a wrapped up in the plot, but as you move through the plot. Funny things will happen things will come to you and they just don't seem to be interested in that. Maybe, the best thing is like. Some of the production stuff like on that set there's some that's you like production. Yeah. I have to say but it's it's way unbalanced because some production is really nice and other sure is just a bottom of the basement. Shitty. But for the most part, this came across to me like a really terrible cartoon like somebody who's WHO's a writer and editor at animation studio pitching ideas that got every one of them shot down. In probably even. Put on a process improvement plan at the end of the day or told me getting fired and there's took and made a movie with it. 'cause there's so many of those kind of cartoon gags that they're trying to do in real life but they don't have any of the care any of the timing and as they just figure, it's just it's it's way too much. Well, if I can do a voice, people will love it kids beloved and I don't see. Not adults at all, but even kids like this. Well, there's too many references that kids won't get man. I'm tired of people saying this is a kids movie and they throw a fucking scarface referencing there that bothers me and you know watching the clips I'm watching I'm reliving a lot of this in mind when I was watching Your point you've watched somebody who's your skill I watched the love Guru. was like Mike Myers. He's just every ends ever seen just yeah. That that that. Yeah. It does self deprecating Oh. Oh, it's so. Muggy does and you're like, wow, this is really all you got now let's all gone and I'm. Not Trying to cast you know I'm not trying to be disparaging but this is like you just let me sit through two hours of your your shit that you don't even do well anymore and it's just like you said, it's heartbreak. People. And that's all I gotta say set forth. Worth it for you plan that and watching both Theo and the. Running part seen I was just looking at both the y'all just die I'm sorry and that we weren't the for me get busy. A you to. Talk. 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#1301 Who Has Dominion Over You?

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

40:26 min | 1 year ago

#1301 Who Has Dominion Over You?

"Thanks for listening to the Adam and Dr drew show. On podcast one. Hi Everyone. This is Gillian with court junkie. Court Junkie is a true crime podcast that covers court cases and criminal trials, using audio clips and interviews with people close to the cases court junkie available on Apple podcasts and podcast one dot com. Yeah, cold water, man I WANNA get deeper into how our brains respond to all that and what to calm water ginger Rogers have. The love boat we'll. We'll you fall off? The Lido deck tackled water all right. We'll do that. I have about lifelock cybercriminals taking advantage of the coronavirus pandemic. Send you malware conducted phishing attacks even create counterfeit pharmacies and banking websites. It's important understand how cybercrime, an identity theft or affecting our lives everyday. Put Our info out there on the Internet. You could miss. 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That's board certified physician and maximum. AMC Rolla over here. I make jokes and. You're the funny guy. and you're the smart Guy Right. That's right. Okay, got it Dr. Bring the funny. You bring the brainy. That's where you guys. Get the big bucks which is interesting in that. Why does the world have to be looked at as a cartoon? You know what I mean human do that now. You don't you don't. The. Don't mean a I. I know what you mean when you say a cartoon. But I don't WanNa I. Don't WanNa either reality. Well it works. You know what I mean it's. It's Super Effective I. WanNA thank BLINDS DOT COM simplisafe. Dot Com. Lifelock DOT, com I would argue it's effective if you're like trying to avoid a leopard in the brush. Your you know what I mean. The U Yes, you WanNa simplify very serious dangers and simplify you know what you're looking at in the world, but in terms of social constructs. I think it's I think we have to fight against. Oh we. We have to fight against everything all the time. I mean we have to fight against. Every. Single My. Window for my rowing machine is. Sadly somewhere between nine thirty and ten PM, every night and every night. You know about eight o'clock start negotiating, you know. Oh, I want for a pretty long walk today you know, and then it's like. Why half hour they got twenty minutes is an option right? Know you take the walk, and then you combine it with the twenty and I'm literally negotiating with myself on a sofa watching TMZ and then. Eight and a half times out of ten I discussed I could go down bro for half an hour and I do it, but I mean. Negotiation going on, but. You're actually showing something a little different, which is, that's the ability to walk into the cold water right, and if your ideal with all the time, people have drug addiction that are negotiating with themselves all the time Mungo do a little bit or so last time I'm going to do it. It's constant and they don't go into the water. They they don't go to. The rowing. Machine won't keep slamming the heroin so the. The the the ultimate evolution is you go down row because you got row and that's what you do and you're going to the pool and you don't think about it. Stage two. It's like you negotiate, and then you do it and when I say negotiate, the negotiation is going to knock off. Fifteen percent twelve to fifteen percent of the actual activity. If you're gonNA, go she. You'RE GONNA win twelve percent of the time. or or knocked time off. Yeah, you're going to negotiate your well. It's Sunday when I took a yeah. What took the dog for hype today? I'll go twenty. We you. That's why you need that skill of cold water. Just no stop go into. That's part of the skill it is I don't know if it's. Possible for some people not to negotiate. The the question is. Are you. Who Has Dominion over you right you or the part of you who you're negotiating west you. That's hard for people to get right and we all know the people. You have. Your extreme examples layered Hamilton. He wins his negotiations. If he negotiates at all, you know what I mean, then they're people like you that are on a very high scale of negotiation. There's people like me. They're on a lower scale, but still a general winning of the battle. Then there is. Different battles like I will lose the battle of the rowing machine eight percent of the time, but I don't lose the battle of the writing a book. Write eight percent of the time or or cancelling. Stand up appearance like that's. Because you put a structure in place that you're obliged that steps into you? If you don't step into, it just shows up okay Gaddum's time to talk about your book you know, and then you just, and that's one of the dealing with that. Yes, yes, it one other ways to deal with it. I got up this morning earlier that I wanted to do. get up and as I got up as I get up many mornings and I'm on the phone with some radio station because I've set that in place, you know. then. There was a funny then. There's a funny thing on Sunday night. At nine. Thirty. PM. At nine thirty P M Radio called Shit show call, and that was a long form like twenty five thirty minutes, and I had negotiated with myself all row, Garin the whole, all new my and throwing it. And then I got on the rowing machine, and the first thing I realized was. Turn my fan on. Because, that makes too much noise except fan because it gets pretty sweaty. And then the next thing you know as I was on hold I started rowing and I realize you could hear. It were rare and then I was like. Okay I can't do this. While I'm having this interview, it's making the sound of the chain or whatever so then I negotiated over to my balance, board. My Indo boards got two cylinder with the skateboard top on it I'll stand on that and I'll just rock back and forth for for the thirty minutes and it. It doesn't make any noise I can do it. It's not really a workout, but I'll always engage my body for this period of time it'll be better than sitting on the Sofa, and then because it was a Sunday night, I was like all right I'm done. It's ten o'clock I'm going back onto the rowing machine now, and that was like a little little loss in my battle, and it's a little disappointing, little little bit of a deflating thing. Hey, listen. I was thinking about the cold stuff lately too cold water hold water. I've noticed. There's some interesting things happening for me. You tell me what this is all about if you have any insight. For one thing there's like a time course to it in other words. If you don't do it, every day takes about three days, and you're sort of back your back quite a ways after about three days in terms of tolerating it, and being willing to do it and well I'll if you're doing it every day, the ability is remarkably sharp I you know the part of life, physiology psychology, and what have you? Always. That always sort of baffled me, and that I always thought was. Essentially unfair I used to laugh about it with Donny, which is Donnie never owned a pair running shoes, much less pair cleats. And mind that's weird. He Hung Out Rip Bong loads and watch watch old-timey movies, and I was literally on a football field like pushing a sled, right. Jet Kurt sled running laps with dragging truck tire behind me. You know I blame the pot. Because when you're young man. You KINDA WANNA do stuff like that running bleachers. You Know I. Don't know some people are that way? Some people aren't anyway. I mean bleachers. I lived in the weight room I this and that and the other. By the time we're both thirty. We both stood next with with our shirts off. You couldn't tell which one did all that stuff? In which one did nothing right? There was no didn't translate anything. The second you stop. The second stop living in that weight room, the second stop playing that football, the second stop running those bleachers and do intuitive as in. Weeks after that just right back to normal. It's fast. Yeah, just run right back. Land and and and then sadly. Guys like rain Chris, who just drank beer and smoked cigarettes ten times rather than we did, and never did any of that shit. That's the sad. That's a sad testimony. Also I get that. But it is for muscles. It is about two weeks and you're done erector square one. If, you never did right, but but this is a different thing. This is a neuro. Biological things a brain thing and I thought how that's kind of crazy to me that it deteriorates that fast. I would you agree with me? This earth, day and you're like. I look at I. Look at everything. Is elderly person slipping in the TUB and breaking their hip? It's gone fast. Right goes from okay, it goes from. That guy's spry I, seventy nine to. Look. Into a week. That's how the body yeah, okay, so and the brain all right so the other thing so I examined myself as I as I go through this process, right cold water. I drew co water, I in our cat hot water for get and I can tolerate that especially if I've been doing it for while. NOPE, no problem like it gets very like I kind of miss it even and when I go into the cold. I've noticed that it's not I wondered. Is that the body's response that goal changes or is something about the brain? Changing and I've noticed I'm able to distract myself from the cold. It's an intentional thing. It's like yeah, it's cold. The doesn't It's it's away from me. I'm not experiencing Jim saying saying. Does that make sense? Or is that my own personal? I think. I think what it is. Your body in your mind. In our society. And you think about all this stuff. Once. You get on this sort of like. We're very malleable I've been thinking about this a lot like if somebody said. Hey! Gavin newsom has made new rule what? Every morning at six am no matter where you are. And what time you went to bed. You have to get up and do push-ups and then get back into bed. You go what no? What now come on. And then seven days later you your arms go off at six am, and you'll be doing push ups. That's that's how most people are in the frog. Yeah, it just like okay. We're just doing this now. You. Get used to slow pitch. And so when it comes to the pool because I have to deal with it, too, because it's the dog days of summer, my pools eighty degrees I'm not in my pool I take a cold shower which is. Twenty five thirty percent of the winter pool experience me a little shock, it goods. It's a little starter little bumper. Take a little nap, but it's not a full night's sleep, you know. and. Once you get into that pool that in the pool. Knock and stuff. It's just like you get up in the morning and you go. This is what I do. You miss two days of it and you get it for the Morillo. Is this what I young? I didn't do it yesterday. And I need to that looks. The Hill looks a bit taller. It looks, and it is is more intense. Argue that it is, but you. CERT- you've now given yourself. This option you've gone from is this? This is what I do to do I do this because I, didn't do it. It's Wednesday I didn't do it this week. Yet I agree, but but the actuality of getting in the cold is more intense to. That's the part that sort of striking. And and the ability to tolerate. It's a little less. pisses me off. It's SORTA how it's three days. I'm already a pussy again. It's a it's a good argument. Like. Childbirth. It's amazing how fast you pussy sense back in the shape. True, snap right back into buzzy. GAVE HIMSELF UP? To and Michael Narrow and we need a cartoon. COUPLE OF STITCHES SNAP RIGHT BACK Yeah No, that's this is the ongoing saga of life. This is the problem, but but very few people sorta study. The experience right I was trying to break it down, so people could understand with their step into quite literally, and what it takes, and how how wide difficult and why it has to be done every day. There's reasons for that. Look routine routine routine I. let me hit simply safe here. The number one sign of a bad home security system it is complicated and it's complicated. You don't use it simply safe. It's simple. It's safe. It's designed to be easy to use while protecting your home. Twenty four seven orderonline open the box places centers around takes a couple of minutes. Peel and stick no batteries little banners. They're hearing aid banners. Little miniature. Battersea lasts up to ten years. You're plug in the home base, and that's the only part that plugs in now. 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There is a guy in Minnesota Dr Jensen. Who was being pressured to? Fill out the death certificates, a certain way by hospitals and health commissioners whatnot. And he spoke about and tweeted about it, and was immediately reported to his health. The Medical Board of Quality Assurance in the state of Minnesota and had to appear for the tribunal for dangerous remarks right. This guys Nice Guy, and he's a family practitioner have been practicing for thirty years and he was just raising a question. As usual you raise the question. You're dangerous person. How dare you? Well it's basically like. We're in full blown panic mode, and if you say anything that's outside the boundaries of full blown panic mode, then you're considered murderer. Dissenter Benedict Arnold or something like you're not down with the 'cause. Yeah, so you want kill grandma. Yeah and I'm like I don't know. People allowed to differing opinions on this F. especially trained people and using their experience. This is one of the most disturbing part about the whole. Epidemic is the fact that medicine has been usurped by. Mobs and politicians and talk show, host and journalist. And the people who have no business even commenting. On what we're doing is the medical profession. If if Hillary Clinton had been thinking about this, do this thought experiment, if Hillary Clinton or president, Obama was still president. This story would be like the second or third story on the news every night, and it would end with doctors are struggling. It's very dangerous, but they're doing their best, and we'll know we'll forge John and that would be that the S., and and in fact I was talking to my son yesterday I go. He asked that question. I go that you're right. That's a great question to ask. And I said this entire thing would go and in fact. That's how it went in two thousand nine. When we had a pandemic, that killed five hundred seventy five thousand people worldwide worldwide. Infected somewhere between half a billion and a billion. And you don't know what happened. Right and then you go back, you look. The press releases up. There is usual people from the CDC standing up in on evening. News and saying this as bad as bad. Roy Working on it and that's. Why and I got it on I nearly died of it was terrible is an awful illness while nothing now? This worse I can't comparing. Pandemics is somewhat of an unfair thing, but it's an interesting thought experiment to do. Well during I were talking the other day off the air. When the? Senators talking about being on Hydroxy Clark Win and Joy Behar screaming at him. You're killing yourself. She's not screaming at him. She's screaming at his doctor. Which is insane because a Borscht belt had comedian is now telling doctor how to do his job. With a medicine, she just learned the name of the week before right now. He's been using for thirty years. That senator or congressman. I can't remember. He didn't decide in administer this drug to himself. He consulted with doctor who thought it was appropriate. Joy Behar's yelling at him. She's really yelling at his Dr Seuss. And that's what it feels. I believe me as a physician. You Stream -ly. And by the way of you, if you look back to my history with pandemic when we're back in February, you'll find me on a daily blast. Live show going to shut up. The press needs to shut up. They have no business talking about this. I can see what they're doing. They're creating panic. Shut up, let the doctors listened to foul cheat. Let the doctors handle this. That's been my. I've been saying this from the beginning and now were in full panic mode. And one of these crazy things because of the panic. It's hard to know what's going on. Yes, it's hard to figure out information and right now. Particularly we'll do look covid update. Yes, but right now particularly I'm having trouble figuring out where we are I'll show you some data. Matt Forty Missouri. Yeah like Nice talking to you. Adam drew drew I. Love Your Doctor that you do thanks daily whatever he's. Pretty Good I. Just, really like to say that the reason I started doing them. Is I like the French Resistance? I felt like somebody's Dr No I really felt like I was from my home in my basement number. I'm broadcasting out to people that want the truth and just wanted to calm everybody down with with the best. I could do to interpret the data that was out there. It gets confusing it for me as I'm saying. Well the door. You're saying before what my question but I. Think what the caller was talking four. Was that there? There's this report from like one of the local Fox channel with showing that I guess some of the hospitals, or or some of the they're showing like a ninety eight percent positivity rate, but I guess the labs want reporting any of the negative, so it looked like a hundred like there's a whole bunch of the labs that are reporting literally one hundred percent positivity rate. On everything that they want I think that's what he was. Okay, you have to. Who knows what that means I. Mean Again I I don't know what that even I I don't know what they're talking about after go to the lab and go. What are we reporting here? As opposed to looking at the headlines which become nonsensical, so my bet is. That, that's a report on hospitalized probably Cova patients. Guess what? Hospice probable Kobe patients most of them are positive. That's good news, everybody. We know how to identify Cova. Different thing that community testing. So who knows what they're reporting on hey gary. Yes sir. There's an episode of Love. Line Asari love boat. Two worlds collided. There's an episode. with, like was ginger Rogers. Yes, we're we're. She's supposed to perform shoes performing. and. They're sets. His weird seventies era It was like. Watching. Mike Douglas, saying or merv Griffin saying. Or George, Burns saying they wouldn't really saying it Kinda talk through the song and have people behind them doing things. And the audience would be completely jacked up for it, Oh, my God. That's amazing, but it was essentially talking wasn't quite what Dj Cala does which is sitting. He doesn't do anything, but I mean. She was singing. Love will keep us together by captain into Neil. And it was such a crazy. Time piece it was it was such a gares got. It was so I the reason I like showing this stuff. And you guys listening because I'd mainly just see sort of the look on Matt and Gary who weren't around or if they were around, there were. Toddlers when this shit went down, but this is what entertainment used to be, and there's no equivalent for you and me. She was she was. She was considered a mega star. Who has like you know? I don't know who would be like Liza? Minnelli today are Barbra, streisand or something? She was on the cruise and they convinced her. To perform, which is like it'd be like a Barbra streisand was at your party. She stayed in like. Stand up and sing a couple of okay. I'll do it except for. You listen to the talent level of this is. Ginger. Rogers Yeah Fred Astaire's partner. Let's just by the way not a singer Dancer, and also enjoy the backup singers. The guy's Fred. Lounge! Dancing on on Saturday night also would always go. We perform, and they do one song and then link. I this is. Together. Thing when? Some sweet talk in them don't. Don't Arou-. W strong. Also by the, she's not dancing and she into that even singing. That's sure. If this chick popped up like Karaoke night at a bar girl fucking Santa Ladder. She's dancing with the dancing. News. Non. TV twenty million beeper. And They do the whole fucking song. Right dried talking. Because free minutes. Stop. Up for three hours. Trying to figure out which one of backup dancers have been claimed by AIDS on my computer, for like two hours trying to figure out which one of these guys played by AIDS, if not all of them I think pretty much. To say sorry to say. Where's the backup singer? kickball. Sunbed. Because, that's not singing. Turn you are. Turning your. Back and change off. ally. Not Saying. I won't be. As I'll need you. Disturbing, Me Dancing. And at the end they like hoist her up and they shower her with flowers audiences. Wowed. The as you're still the best. Still robust. Standing. To explain to people. Fred astaire dance important from the. Some the flowers. There's great when they put. Put the tape over her. With, sad, because it was like. Like. The love boat was a show that all the former feuds celebrities from the forties and fifties would go to be deep since. They literally going to Davy Jones Locker. But. They would appear there with other current TV stars. TV. All the networks would show up. Yeah from the sixties from the sixties yeah. Bob Crane. Guys like I was trying to figure out I was looking at Gary at Omar Sharif. Who was that? He was in funny girl. He was famous in this one. I fell asleep in the middle of. On, where's your commitment? Show Pratt. Dude I was I was the one that alerted us. The Dallas cowboys cheerleaders in that who was in that episode is that Omar Sharif, or who is the dapper gendelman with this sort of Henson Mustache? Oh. One of those guys guy like that. Yeah, all right, let me hit blinds, Galore, and then I'll let gary find that blinds Galore family owned and run first place to buy custom window treatments, online blinds, shades, shudders drapes. They've got it all experts at blinds. 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So? or Ginger Roberts or gender Rogers Larry Lynnville. Bill Daley that's from by dream of Jeannie. John Hillerman no. NEELA Hutton No. Give me. Give me a few minutes. It's going GonNa be the last male name you name. you better recognize that name, but the here's what's what's kind of the car crash aspect for it for you and me? There's no in quivalent for us. There's no period of history. Look at what the? Because it was all kind of. Leaving Shore! No, no, no come on at the top. It'd be right at the top. It in the. Beginning of like in alphabetical order. But you know what I mean because films and stuff from the Forties TV from the fifties, a little wonky, but not. Nonsensical, you can't believe it kind of thing in the seventies seventies like what the what? The, you can't get your head around it. I kinda blamed coke cocaine, yeah! I think a lot of people were high. No I blame the sixties. I think I think we came out of the sixties and we just unraveled and we didn't. Look at the cars and the and the architecture. They just nothing. We were moored. And so Drek to shit would go as as. You know his wonderful. How about this Bill Daley Douglas Fairbanks? Fairbanks junior yeah, yeah, now the thing WHO's A. Film. The thing that. The thing that's crazy about. Douglas Fairbanks Junior is. I Gary and Matt. God from Happy Madison Chris. Morley no happy Madison. Let's see. Happy Madison is the name of Adam Sandler's production company, or do you mean the movie Oh happy? Gilmore LP Gilmar sorry billy billy sorry. Billy Madison on. Yeah, the golf on. Gilmore Happy Gilmore there. You Go Chris What's his name from? Shooter mcgavin hold on yeah there you go. Christopher McDonald's Christopher McDonald. They go. You can find Douglas, fairbanks junior and Christopher McDonald, and they look like the same person. I was looking at it a little bit. He had a mustache. This weird hair and he was older and stopped, but I was looking at his eyes and I'm like Oh. That's the same guy and I was like. I didn't know there were some relation or know both actors, obviously not of second nephew or something, but there's some. Interesting I. Related Kind of connection there, that was It I don't know if it's interesting or not, but Gary will find pictures of them about the same age and I think you'll see something in that. Is there someone online to? Or making that up, Yeah Judy Judy. Hey! What's going on? Well I I saw your tweet about calling in, and I had a question I was hoping you guys would address sure by the way. Nice to speak with you both. My question. My question is regarding the lack of law enforcement. related to the following a the homeless situation with A. Drug Needles and human waste on the streets, the illegal aliens you know the open borders, and there's no disease screening for illegals. We have veal in protesters and looters who were not required to wear mass. And the mass. release of convicted dangerous prisoners are being released into the population on the American. Public so my question is. What is your opinion on this planned mass chaos on America? And how do you think it will end? Well. I would say that's a question from privilege. Privileges motivating. Stealing bread to feed their kids. That's all yeah, hungry person. Can a hungry person steal a loaf of bread for their hungry John Only if they carry it in the Ducey bag. Yeah boy, she seems insane to me. Say Yeah or maniacal, or there's something wrong with her something. She doesn't connect things like well you. Everyone's talking Alvis criminality violence, but even looked locked up. You don't have rent money you're. You're starving. You steal a loaf of bread. What are you going to do? It's like okay, is that? Did anyone ask that question, is it? Somebody said. Hey, what's happening all the bakery trucks? I was down. I was down at Nabisco and I was going down through the Keebler factory there. Is that. Is that covered in the news? The stealing of carbohydrates vinnie would be very distraught. Kelly restricted carpet. Yeah, the the problem is the only thing that works is. Sort of law and order, and sadly reimagining things doesn't work. Otherwise we would have figured it out over. The thousands of years so as I always say. The only thing that works is the internal combustion engine. It's not the jet engine, but that's okay. We can make it cleaner. We can make it more efficient. We can do better with it and we have, and we can keep evolving it, so we can keep doing that with law enforcement, but we can't just go. We're GONNA reimagined the internal combustion engine. She she s where it's going through crystal brain. Tell her where it's going is a larger group are going to move out of mismanaged cities. And off the places where they simply have freedom and safety, and can afford it, and who's going to be left behind escape from New York I mean it's just it's going to be a fucking hell. Scape of people who can't afford to get out and it's GonNa essentially be like Katrina. It's like everyone with a running car and some money in their pocket is going to is going to split, and everyone else is just GonNa, hang out, and just in the tide just GonNa. Drown them. Data that's well. Isn't that how it works? I mean. You know. Take a look at Katrina there were saying you got a everyone. Pack up and out, and the people who could pack up and head out packed up and headed out the people that didn't have a car that would make it or enough fuel, money or enough. Fill in the blank. They stayed and they were up on the roof. That's that's how it's GonNa work. Everybody lifelock cybercriminals are taking advantage of the coronavirus pandemic. They are sending malware. They're conducting phishing attacks. They're creating counterfeit pharmacies and banking websites. They're into it. Man, they they have. Oh Man, they're all over the place and we're out there on the Internet naively using it the way we always have well, you must understand how cybercrime identity theft affecting our lives every day. We put our info at risk at the Internet. We like the Internet, but you have to do something. Protect yourself something like Lifelock, and you could certainly miss identity threats by just monitoring your credit. lifelock detects a wide range of identity threats. Say Your Social Security Number on the dark web lifelock picks that right up and if they detect your information has potentially been compromised. They will send you an alert and they will work to fix it. That's why we need lifelock. Right, Matt. No one can prevent all identity theft or monitor all transactions at all businesses. Lifelock NC threats that you might miss on your own. Join now and. And Save Up to twenty five percent off your first year by using Promo Code Adam call one eight hundred lifelock or head to lifelock dot Com Promo Code Adam for twenty five percent off the part stand about these key from New York Steffi's. What are the? What are the government officials thinking? Where do they think the money comes from further? Go for the government. They're running. It's weird. Like the California that keeps shutting everything down. Their tax. Revenue is nil. What how do they think this works? What is the? What are they thinking? I can't figure it out. I I think that. When you're sitting and air conditioning. And you should a looking out the window and people are toiling in the sun, and they're mopping their brown. It's one hundred and eight degrees outside, and you look at your phone and it's like. Oh, it's one hundred degrees today, but seventy one here where I am and they go. someone should do something about that as long as it's seventy one where you're standing. It's just like seventy one man. I'm fine. That that's. Now the greats the greats said. I'm going to lead those men into battle, and then went. No, no, no, your general stood up here on top of the hill and observe like no. No I'M GONNA. Lead them at those people are few, and far between it sure seems like the war now they're not existent. I. Got Air Conditioning. Screw it. Let's figure it out. It's A. It's a real kind of real time. Sort of here's what's going on now and I'm air conditioning and I don't care about Judy mentioned homeless. That's GonNa just explode. Did you find fairbanks? McDonald the picture. Who Pretty close, it's the it's the knows you need the color of the fairbanks. That's the thing because you'll see his. You'll see his you'll see as is. We'll figure that out all right. Pull it down for now. 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No 114: Adam Sandler

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No 114: Adam Sandler

"You are about to embark on a show about four people who find themselves from Rutskoi into the back stories of ball culture history joy I the boss Jail Troth Laura Diaz anti-submarine end submarine up the air as poorly impersonate celebrities. Drink a lot of year an answer very hard trivia questions you do. I now listening to podcasts. Forty two gut let stood five. Grab your juice boxes and snacks from your mom. He's a take a break. The are offered adults in the fact and also take a break with whatever. Snacks Pat for yourselves as me back here fifteen jail. Can you explain what we're doing in here again. Listen I already told you three times. My producer friend needed some background extras on the new please producing can get behind that but why are really only adults here and why play about Adam Sandler and to emphasize the premise here. Why are we background extras in in a play about Adam Sandler starring middle schoolers because my producer artsy COMES THE KID plane. Adam Sandler be careful. She is method. I might tell you forth. You'll blowing you better. Straighten up and fly right. Hey how old are you kid Adam. frigging sailor Gobbly de Goblet Goo. Okay then how old are you Adam. Sandler I'm this. Many is holding up ten fingers so making an educated guess. I'm eleven you can't see the other thing I'm pointing uh-huh that's just ruling. Disturbing is by Pinky to shoes. Now let me enjoy my juice box crap. This is an apple juice box box. I Hate Apple. The kid's going places. Maybe we should study the script they gave us right. We don't even read our own scripts good point. I got the highlight irs. Why we are background care? We have no lines. I know I hated everything in this group of the words so you basically colored between the lines. No well now that I think about it. Yes look here. The first thing was about Adam being born in Brooklyn New York. Let's practice these lines. Even though they are not ours ars that might help us. Get into our background characters heads. IBM's datum Laura UB Adams Bob. I don't see how this is going to help. Hi My name Miss Stanley Sandler and I'm an electrical engineer. My name is Judy. Levine fan layer and I may nursery school teacher and we do not helping hi. My name is Christopher Dawson. I'm bored out of my skull. I'm Sabrina Pierre. Big Butts and I cannot live where the brothers cab girl walks in with an itty bitty there are children hoops similar warning and fake mustaches. Or forget this play is written really bad accurate. You know. It's Kinda like you voted six. Thanks you're you're welcome. Tell me about tell you about the next scene is how Adam Sandler used to be in high school. Who Oh cares? Didn't everyone Nah jail. It's about family being in BB. Why Oh that's a Jewish youth group? But then it goes on into Sandler's college years in New York and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Authoirty boring was an index. It is really important and not boring places. Everyone this is how Santa got into stand up comedy. This is the start of it. All that ground players. I need you to stand in the background skies. He's great with direction director. What's my motivation to be silent background? Person got it was I ever a roar because I can channel that into my performance would be just remember you talk doc right. I don't talk At I have severe. PTSD CARE machine gun around. I WanNa Carrie machine gun around to. I'm also from the war from the war. It'll be fine dude. No she goes order the war. We're in the Sandler. Household was adamant his brother now. Standard is very pivotal. Seeing the moment that will change Adams destiny forever. Now we do. Yes my I bet you should go into standup comedy. Were cute job everyone. It would have been better if we with. PTSD soldiers in the background. No no no not that see people places this is Adam Sandler's first acting job on the cosby show. Unfortunately little johnny playing this. The cosby has refused on the grounds of all all the legal trouble. Mr Cosby so we'll just have to be the scene without him until we can find a replacement. Oh I can do bill cosby. I said I can do to be a low Gelo pudding pop and sleep and flute doesn't know how to translate. Wait on stage. I can do the voice from off stage. That would be weird but at least personality can give it a try. Looses who says every Word Peo- WHO's your new friend Frunze Rinse meeting high deductible. These dementia Smitty. I'm the new friend. A friend of yours is in this the house. May I offer smitty drink. Cut A lighter Roosevelt's we may need to rework that scene We're GONNA seen when Sadler was on the MTV game show robot control laces extra. The remote control entities. I now musical program with your host. Ken over as everyone knows. This is a game the show where we ask you questions. Insult contestants in appeared welcomes like Dennis leary. Ll Cool J. M. C. Hammer instead. Boy Well I'm Stewart born but I'm really I'm seeing the and I have a question for the contestants. What actor would go on from this? Not Funny Game Show to be one of the biggest comedy movie movie stars of all time. Give up because you're very good. Let's reset for this until years. Take five take. Aw I don't know why we take five. Every five minutes. I thought being a background character would be more easy while we head over to the craft table. ooh ooh I do craft. Let's check it out. Know Laura Craft tables where they sit up snacks for the performers. ooh I D- snacks. Let's check it out. Oh It's a big craft table look at the spread. There's cheese and crackers and pizza and Corn Dogs Chicken Nuggets and Pat Tae pay in weirdly tons and tons of beer. Yeah considering we are the only ones old enough to drink it. That is weird. I'm in charge of the craft table. They told me it was a children's play not play put on by children clearly. There's a big difference. So that's the explanation. Take it or leave it it clearly. We are taking it most because it moves the story along more for us than I have never heard of this beer jail. What event ext a Ooh the party leader brewery? It's Nice mixologist series Laura. It's their coquito Gouda. Isn't this the last one in it. I think it is So he did all four right. Yeah pretty sure you guys did. I didn't oh well then you should have been on the show quick. Thanks crafty table wits. I'm giving the label a one 'cause very plain but I'll be giving the beer much higher than that later. It's cookie the cookie though for people who do not do do not everyone's from a delicious holiday drink from like well. I think it's important Puerto Rican. I don't yeah I know. Like Columbia has their own version of it and but as a Spanish holiday drink and it's generally like a coconut with rum and they throw in then got cinnamon sometimes not paying depending and delicious. I think you'll like Coquito. Don't you Laura even though you hate coconut alike. Do you like the cookie dough very months. Haitians have one similar. This is considered a coquito cream ale. Well stay tuned to the end of the show. Oh for our ratings. We rate the beer on a scale of one through six six representing a six pack. Six being the best one being the worst this makes sense to everybody in the world except for me one lone Canadian in Kissimmee. It's not is not Laura. I'm not I'm not Canadian. Although I can tell you how candidate it came up very done that callback six times and let's get back to work around. Let's do the Saturday night. Live bond ties. We need the kids play. Dennis Miller David sparyed varied Chris Farley a Michael's to take the places in the rain. WHO's literally marginal? Don't you mean Mar Mike or Michael's wow at this guys. Good what direction you wrong direction. People clearly where his background people. Okay all right very good. Owed everyone remember to hit their marks. background PAYPAL. What are you doing Standing in background. What are you doing rookie to plays? Hey I'll do what I'm supposed to do you four. Get Out of the seed. Then why did you hire us. If we're not in the background seriously like I practice at home for three weeks standing around behind stuff all day I know. Oh your husband called me because see we have loose radu. You didn't have to agree with him. I still smell like save enough. Just want the riot okay. Soda Live Montage. Did Highly Kid Adam Sandler okay. He can Be a writer I'm going to be an awkward. Yeah I know maybe he can do a catcher or to Okay his a his is scheduled to now is the time. I'm in this show. When I like to call denise and hang up on her hello let me worry plants a Turkey for me a Turkey for you elected Jews? Jews Crazy newspaper UNICOR man and I do believe I want Candy Glenda Stiff ooh canteen boy on your Yarmulke he comes Hanukkah much Wanaka to celebrate Hanukkah at so funny. Adam you know be David spade at you. You Adam Sandler Chris. Farley are the stars of this show how this shows nothing without ass. I know I'm twenty eight and I've been under on the show for five years. I can't wait for next year. I have so many ideas read. That's my telephone. If one thousand nine hundred five so I still have a landline. Hey Adam it's your manager. Hello manager well. That's weird. I don't have a name. No other research on this piece just says does your manages so was my manager. Well it Stanley. By the way anyway. You know how excited you are for. The next season of Saturday night live gave us. Maybe you don't go back next year. Oh Man I still got a few more things. Yeah but you did it already. I do but you know. Think about it as a manager and saying he thought about it and Lauren fire you fired. I don't know what else I'm going. Undo Hello Hey Adam. It's Chris Farley. I I have to tell you who I am because we're on landlines Any anybody too young to experience a landline doesn't know that the phone doesn't show who I am. You don't actually know until you pick up the phone Chris. I was fired from Saturday night. Live on calling you for mud down by her. I was fired. Do what we either. We should pretend this is for the best year Chris. We will pretend we are not said. Oh Man Okay bye man by. I'm good at being a telephone. Hello Hey this is David spade made again Farley. Explain how landline works. I don't have to go over that again ad but I I heard you at Farley got fired yes we are pretending to be happy devoted. I actually have a huge lump in my throat just thinking about it wait a minute how do you know finally explain how lines work. He was on a private phone. Call to me out. Well I've tapped all the phones of my cast mates in case they ever say bad things about me then I could use it against them in the future orders very smart. You know you could just do movies. It's dad like make a crap tied at go movies too but Mostly bad was like Joe dirt. That's not a bad idea. I mean a movie. Once called going overboard I played checking Moskowitz. Who is struggling comedian? We're GONNA cruise ship. I get a chance to be. The ships comedian what it is thought that the regular comedian Dick Diamond had fallen overboard and drowned. Dickie actually locked himself mental at yet. Don't don't don't make me again with more king. Neptune help shaky who does bad on the stage and terrorists go abroad. I want to kill Miss Australia. ABC Am and that's Great. I catego- by book by booth by. I think he just hung up on me as pretty good Young Adam no improvising background players. Let's look a little less word next time we weren't board is how we always look. Speak for yourself Chris. ILITCH board I know I didn't mean to jump over you but you WANNA lose this Gig yes breath. What about the free crap table? There are no real crafts on table weenies and a blanket and NACHOS ooh. I didn't see the Natsios I'll be back just. FYI people we are cutting shakes. The clown code heads mixed nuts at airhead. Let's see from this script. It's it's way too long. It's gotta focus on the Adam Sandler produced movies. That's their Tim Hurley. He's Rhody Action. Well that's dumb. Cone heads had a lot of us in our people in it like Chris Farley David Spade Dan ackroyd Phil Oh Hartman and Jane Curtain. Yeah your major talent like me you can call the shots big boy right now. You're just a background player. And you are directing a play. We started with the topic that they can't even watch half of the subject material so fire you invited need people mealy around would we are the best meal years there's I don't think that's the word. It is now milliers cans of cognitive roll-off ton. We should do an episode on the dictionary. Oh no please know that. It's way too wordy term Tim. I'm so glad we bumped to get in college judge and you even wrote some of my stand up material for me and helped me out on. SNL Out four times four times. But I'm an accountant now now not so much fun times where. You don't have to be an accountant. I've been doing movies but I want to do my movies. I have an idea for a movie you can help we write it. It's about a screw up that wants to run his dad's business but he has to complete all twelve grades in two weeks to prove he can do. It sounds interesting fine but we need a man child actor for the lead or it will not work. Hello you're talking to him okay. I'm in an even though we don't know so what we're doing. We must have this one simple rule. We need to stay true to our writing style. Even to studio hates it or rationally lever studio hates it even try to bring on riders to tweak our script but I say Nay sir well let them change whatever they want we will just say the original lines no matter what the script says. It will give a pot to Chris Farley and let him say whatever comes to his mind perfect critics will hate it but we'll still be number over one at the box office. Let's put him at the x mansion and another thing I want to do and all my movies is have rob Schneider show up at play some ridiculous role that has little to with the plot. You should have all your friends and all your movies. There's not a bad idea but the next film we do. I wanted to win an award while we are very low brow L. comedy people so after being obtainable or D- You're right let you the best fight scene in a movie award from MTV. We could do a hockey movie. I like hockey. I like golf. Let's do golf movie instead. I don't be combined to like peanut Butter Cup that it'll make everyone happy. Sounds great ninety to go finish this episode of Gilmore Girls Before we get started. I think I have title already. You now now hate Billy Madison. But I like happy Gilmour. Oh I like both billy. Madison made late. Twenty six million at the box office and happy Gilmore made like forty one million on on a twelve million budget not too shabby. Wow guys that is a lot of crews money case you didn't know Florida's crews math. Well yeah ask Chris. Matthews's very hopeful. Well let's say you're looking to buy TV low for the price of one TV. You could probably go on a four night cruise instead and they usually have a TV in the room with movies onboard. So there's that talking to you. People will because we are cute annoy hugely annoying ignoring Lee Annoying Kilian knowingly cute agony this direct it may be another day let's practice happy Gilmore seed pod and the price is wrong bitch which she's no. Maybe you kiss take our stuff. She's too old I right. I'll see you guys there. I don't understand this scene in at all. It appears to be just a bunch of quotes from the movie and they aren't even an order. No no not at all order. I'm ready for order. Who's taking the order? I'll I have a memo. Grow people talking to you. Know they're still upset. Ground people do take issue. Forgot forgot to back World Yemen. You guys have ruined in the play and you're messing up my ball. Joe Did Baby Adam. Same Oh Hito oh. That sounds good. I'll take one of those not more Hito Mo Jo Ma Chao one one don't emphasize Mojo at my wife to the heaters are quite good. I wouldn't know I'm eleven. Three is play stinks. You ought to be fired appeared. Because that's a good way to Chris's point all you're doing is spewing lines are movie. There's no drama. No passion no story story. Do you apart so you. What the opposite of Sandler movie is that is that it mister? Big Shot podcasters. Hey my movies have a plot. How about the ridiculous things six? That's how long we're going to do this. What's the next scene? Why so you can stand in the background and ruin it no other? That is fun Why don't you just let us look at it in? See if we can highlight Definitely means specs it. Yeah that's that's what I said. Highlights the Knicks seed is mishmash. Sandler's more We should say serious films. Punchdrunk love from two thousand the tools from two thousand four rate over me from two thousand seven and forty people from two thousand nine. And what are we go leans view more strung together quotes formation we are going to perpetrate dams like interrupted. Dan All right and I have five main Baby Adam. Don't call Me Baby Adam. Hey jail. Didn't Adam record some comedy albums Aided he was nominated for best comedy album at the grammys tell me he won Sedley. No that makes it a lot harder. Sam Kenniston one. That makes it a lot easier. Hey Miss Director hand over the script free go. She doesn't mean we're GONNA use it. He handed it over quicker than and I thought all right. Here's where I shine. It's changed this and this was get rid of this year abbess. It's putting this guy has nothing to do with Adam Sandler I know I know. Just trust me all right this out. Add this this more corrections and boom dropped descrip- Sabrina. You literally drop the script. I mean the pages are everywhere. I numbered them but not. We're we're losing time. Here is gathered them of hand to me. let's see. I want us to build a party set. Yeah the concept is it's after the grammy's Adam doesn't win but he goes over to Sam Kennison's after Grammy Party. We don't have time for -bility let's just read through this monstrosity here. Ever take a script put it order ready places. There's one on one pupil Sammer debut comedy album had so many people on it even with Rob Schneider David Spade too meadows CONAN. O'Brien routed Roddick's Jesus snuff worse. Written by your body still could be. It could win. Sammy I guess the Grammy People Preferred Subs Parade Porno. Trench coach short man screaming into a microphone for our over at highly produce albums comedy skis and live music. You got me damn. In in her feelings. Mail cloud turbo trust cuts ritual reduced triscuit. Clegg's selection is quite impressive. Impressive as your double platinum two. The million. I hope that was before. Were fired from us now. Wasn't it wait. I'm going to get buy in from. SNL Home Jack Horsemen from Netflix. It hasn't been invented yet. I'm a talking horse with a Sitcom worry. Run Day you'll get big movie deal with the company. Sounds good what's net flicks. He'll turn by the way anyone by noon. White nineteen eighty nine Pontiac. Our AAA traffic. You'll see the world. We'll talk later anyway. And I signed a deal with Netflix. To Produce and star in four films in two thousand fourteen and then we up the deal for another four films in two thousand seventeen. Removing murder. Mystery will be the most popular film in Two thousand nine hundred and you stand up. Special weren't fresh critically acclaimed. Oh I do stand up again. I don't mean to just feel pretty good right now. Maybe I'll put you're one of my movies semi permanent now housing triscuits. There's a fishbowl keys over there to Geez. That's my favorite fish. Cheese took our. It's hot car. Why the Hell is their keys? This ball because we got nachos we love not alcohol. Some shows those are good. I don't know I don't remember writing that me neither neither day L. or myself added it guys. It's the Fish Ashcroft facts facts sitting amongst cheese cubes pieces of paper. This fall back. It's random facts. You read. Read out of a fishbowl. About whoever talking about at the time here Baby Adam reach in grab one and read it. It's kind of fun. Stop Calling Me Baby Adam. The let me finish eating this boundary cheese. I okay would have preferred Pepe Jack. But I'll take the monetary fishbowl fact number. One the ridiculous six got a shocking zero zero percent rating on rotten tomatoes. I hate rotten tomatoes. They don't like my movies fishbowl fact number two. That's my the Laura Science is eating not still waiting for my Mo- hito though duck. Akito Do Co. keep though Adam Sandler's character and Saturday tonight lives the Hurley. Her La- he he. He's my friend. Did Not you're exactly why he's your friend. Adam Sandler's character in Saturday night live. The herlihy boy wasn't honor of Tim. Herlihy fishbowl fact number. Three Adam sandlers chemistry withdrew very more is one hundred percent real fact number four in real life. Adam Sandler has admitted to having anger issues. FISHBOWL fact number five. Jackie Sandler is okay. Okay With Adam Kissing other women on screen and even gives him advice fishbowl fact number six Adam families and kicked him has the eleventh most F words words and in in movie history. I don't like that one. I'm glad you picked that one. I thought it was gonNA come to me. You're welcome. I saved him. Fishbowl fact act number. Seven Sandler confirmed that if people were starting to think that he picked his movies based on where he wanted to go on vacation. They were absolutely right. That is how I would pick my movies to the actually really smart. It is fishbowl. Fact number. Eight the dodgeball scene in Billy Madison was real. Adam Sandler even admitted that not only any word. Those real dodge balls in real kids getting hit very very hard with them but he also made at least one of them crack. Ah Good Fan. Goal in life fishbowl fact number nine. There is a theory that all of Adam Sandler's movies are related due to each other. Which is why the same cast keep reappearing in each one actors? Such drew Barrymore Jennifer Aniston Harry Winkler Note. No not here. He went clear. Henry Winkler the fines. Rob Schneider's Bosomy David Spade Norm McDonald and Kevin James. Keep showing up fishbowl fact. It's number ten. Adam Sandler doesn't do many interviews due to being misquoted. A lot so he swore off talking to the media fishbowl fact number eleven. Robert Deniro says says that Billy Madison is his favourite film fishbowl fact number twelve the elderly man happy Madison. Productions logo is Stanley. Sandler Adams late father that was gotten full of dairy. It's GonNa be really fun for me later and me me to me. WHO's going to be pulling for you on the car? Ride home grows. ooh Semester Director. What did you think is it a little more meaty than just doing random movie quote? Yes whatever good good here. We wrote another scene. We just need you guys to build. Howard Stern's radio program said not happening? Let's see how this one plays out here. Everyone thinks these napkins. Oh Yeah we ran out of paper and now I have no more Napkins for the craft table either a not on a which is sloppy. Joe Day oh wait. This is on toilet paper years. You don't use the toilets number two or I never ran for ladies either tale. Okay so don't use the toilets period we are wasting time Ryan. Let's just roll the seed Albert. You play Howard Stern's just because I have a big nose isn't it. Yes action so you lost at the Gotham awesome awards to Adam driver and you will have nothing to do a Batman. Either go Vega independent film awards. We Dow band right without Batman regardless. You're getting incredible reviews for your work in uncut gems that shocking right almost as silly as me put a movie and getting good reviews right lay. That would happen happen actually did happen. It was called Private Parts. It's the story of my life. Got Ya little. Nicky was the story of my life. Out of. You should really push for for the Oscar nod I am. I have already done more promotion than they usually do. I did a rare profile in the New York Times the Safti brothers and everybody works so hot in that movie that I didn't do what I usually do and just go. I can't help you out. There could be a funny big thing if you score first Oscar nomination. I'm there to win. I'd even ditch my famous casual. Look for Nike Tuxedo. If I don't get it I'm going to come back and do want again. That is so bad on purpose. That just to make you all pay. That's that's how I get them. So what are you thinking Jack and Jill to watch real funny this just in the National Board of Review. His name do best. Dr Patrick Hope you and the Oscar race we will see we will see. I Have Rob Schneider and David Spade on standby to make that bad movie. If I don't win okay okay So that was the end of the C.. Did he win. Oh we don't know we are recording this before the Oscars you know you guys always have such great time a recorded. The Chili peppers before Josh Klinghoffer got fired and gave a throws for the worst season ever was aired. You know it is all about timing. Well I gotta say say this. I did learn a little more about Adam Sandler than I did before. Thank you you all learn more Christo Chris do. Oh it's a do because it's it's quiz time. Lady go spring quiz. This pop quizzes called. Aw Get outta panic Kaz and your this is the Quiz Ika. It's not easy questions can get kind of Harda score points if you WANNA. It's the pop quiz. Quiz Ika SMELLY eraser. Eras are the most fun Ika Pie Quiz Ika Five general knowledge facts on Adam Sandler order the easiest to the hardest to test your knowledge score one point for each correct correct answer jail done question number one that went on for so long last week it was like the stairway conversion to get the quiz. It was really just shorter than my way road. Once you're talking about we could have a pop quiz last week. The Red Hot Chili peppers birth. Oh by the way. I thought. That was my favorite pop quizzes. Question Number One. What football opposition did Sandler's character play in the water boy? What football physician lawyer you should know? This is your favorites. Yeah Burt Reynolds was in it. No waterboy waterboy. Oh where he plays. The waterboy position is the one he played on the football field. How gotTa Right Water Water break through? He was never mind. I was going longest yard. Yeah that was quarterback. Yes I know I just had to research the use it or whatever I know what he does on the team. He gives them water no after when he was playing. Why gated have have all those by their so angry? I actually do know I. It's my my mom I'm GonNa tell you what a brain ready go ahead could've sanders. Yeah it's because of them do album gotta no no no. My Mama said because he's got all those teeth that's what makes them so order. We well now that I know to trust uh-huh and no to push. Yes now. They're my Duda. Oblong gotTA move it on question number two. How many times has Adam Sandler's character after died in Little Nicky? It's a number hint. It's a number between one and fifteen. Well then change that Pat. You're just make it up number. Oh those are real numbers. I never made up a number range wise. Oh No it didn't between one and fifteen nine fifteen or fifty fifteen one five one five million between one and fifteen original numbers back on question number three in Billy Madison. Who did Billy Fall in love with? I'll take the actor's actor's name I'll take the character I'll take the profession any one of those. That was a big hint. Oh Heart Listen Baby Adam. Can you stay out of her pop quiz lease seriously. Walk to touch the Hymie Question number four in the wedding singer. which musician saved Robbie from a fight on on airplane hint? It's a real life musician. I'm not totally. I'm not it hit for everyone in this room but not the audience. I have a pump of this person. They're just trying to find mindless. You can try looking around. But there's four million pops here. Yeah I should really stop buying them from question. Should number five. What is the name of the studio company that Happy Madison uses for? It's more serious films jail. Still looking around for POPs Eh. Did you find him. Only what was the question. I was looking mathematics the serious. What isn't a studio company? Happy Madison uses for. Its serious films as me. I for that one ever really funny Anneli pins down and confused faces off or they always have a confused face so question number one. What football position did sanders character? Play in the water boy. Laura I don't now now tighten. Sabrina tackle jail linebacker. ooh Yeah I think that's what he was correct answers. Oh yeah that's what he was. Ah linebacker question number two. How many times says Adam Sandler's character die in Little Nicky? Sabrina seven Laura Eight for you. The correct answer is not fifty seven throat seven because because it was directly in between one and fifteen except for seven and a half I hit on pretty much take seven. My guest forever defeated this time by the golden makes number. Yeah I haven't seen that one. It's really bad so kind of want to say about. It's amazing. I've heard that too. There seems to be two sides. Sit a little nicky. There's always two sides right rotten tomatoes and everybody else. Not If you're trying to question number three and Billy Madison Madison. Who did Billy Fall in love with Sabrina? The teacher look great did she. Didn't say that you just said profession. Russian third grade Laura Teacher jail since he gave the answer over on the cover and wrote Veronica. Originally three scratched out. That would be a wrong answer then around his third Grade Teacher Veronica. Von Played by Bridgette Wilson. I knew it was Veronica Pete Sampras question number four which musician saved Robbie from a fight on an airplane in the wedding singer. Laura Billy idol. Uh Sabrina Billy idol. Jail Billy idol. Billy idol is not the only musician up there. Well Yeah I don't Elsa Prince saving them from a fight. Britney Spears definitely wasn't going to and nobody wants Peter Chris to do anything anymore. The correct answer was Britney. Spears was billy idol and question of what is the name of the Studio Company. Happy Madison uses for its serious films. Laura Serious Gilmore. You Kinda Kinda kick yourself when you hear the answer probably do in. This serious film is brought to you by new theories Gilmore. Some better no yeah. Sabrina Pouring Madison Actually Madison. twenty-three Eh we're all better twenty three. I don't have any films he made before they finally told you got one wrong. He made it to Jack and jail. Sources for this script. What are you doing the Roller Lori will now be played by Serena who had been ordered started? tae-ji you'll be fine. She lost nineteen twenty. You dropped descriptors like Sabrina did in the script did they did written on toilet paper it slightly us. Well I had to work with what I head back to the sources is good housekeeping dot COM biography dot com the quiz dot com. That's behind the music featuring do and rotten tomatoes dot com. Oh that's so nice. They did a great behind the music. You know why because there is too shy shy. I agreed song. Well well I would just like to thank you for holding up to production as you quiz. Each Other on Adam Sandler nutshell at the port of that was to get us to about an our what. Oh don't worry about okay. Well let's do the sailor family thing next. Oh I like the same family thing. What is that now? I don't know I I like probably something to do with thing from Adam's family and Sandler love cousin says it's not even close. Okay give the man a hand stay around. Remember your background okay. Action Alright people. We're about to shoot the next scene. A Big Daddy. Did you see where a waitress who takes my order over Wu. While I'm into Sports Bob with one of this Bros brothers playing the kid I adopt south. You have this way. said US don't understand me because I'm Adam Sandler and you're just in the background. So Y la La either either way. I don't know which one I can't tell the PA identical by the way WHO's playing Beatrice Jockey okay. I don't know who it is. But she is hot. Yeah She's a model. And she played sally and Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo a movie your Production Company produced for Rob Schneider. I don't blame. Yeah I'm going to date hood and Mary are put in my movies. I fifty first dates and grown-ups one and two and she's going would you change your religion for me. I'll do that on one condition. We have kids really dammit. Okay Oh you know. We were married at six o'clock or she. Malibu state we will invite Jennifer Aniston Rodney Dangerfield Rob Schneider and dress my bulldog meatball ball up in the Black Tux and me and the dog to. Oh you oughta perfect woman for me. What should we name our kids? I suggest billion happy. PF diabetes well. In that case I will have my ovaries produce girls and their names will be sadie and sunny. I love those names i. We'll put them in my movies as well. Like Hotel Transylvania and Jack and Jill. How do you now at movies? You're going to be making in the future. I had them all written already every year so I put one hour Polish it up and make it. Let's ride off into Hollywood's sunset together own. Oh cut cut cut okay. Well thanks to the pop quiz in the background players. Were pretty much out of time for today. I'd like to thank everyone for her. So except the podcast. Forty two you blow really like security to show them out why we need your play better. You also distracted. All the kids drank all the beer ear. A all the TS. And what have you took a four hour nap. It was actually five avenue up. Okay doesn't matter out out out out out. I think that went well better than last time. Who wants to go to ihop pancake? Hey can I come. Share sure Europe or these direct to buyers pancakes. I love with Japan cakes or pancakes Weeks see how long Sir all right well that that was Adam sandlers nudity. Story Uncut new jumped around a bit at jump to bet even even went back and then four and then back then went four and then fourth and fourth and fourth and then we went back and then we went to I have and then I'm upset because the only reference French law debray was stupid pop quiz. Just because that's the only Adam Sandler movie you've ever wash does not mean that we talk about an hour hour. I've watched others. I then like them damn well. Here's the Harold. He's made a billion movies. So pixels was amazing. We we mentioned a bunch of them. Were was awesome in that I liked pixels. See I would've gone waterboy over Billy Madison. No that's his first movie. I don't care billy. Madison's amazing his first real real movie. Yeah all right. Let's see what you have to say paying win. You know what today is Beauty Magazine Day. Yeah you could wrote the kids play. Random quotes just random quotes out of nowhere all right. Let's see what you have to say on facebook. Monica says love his movies especially GROWNUPS and the wedding singer heart heart heart heart heart marked heart heart. Laura not liking the movies. Well Oh now she's just pulled up landscaping duty. Got a quote from the movie happy. Your name's Chris says says it's a different Chris. There's more than one. There's like millions of Chris's I love his reign. She makes the best movies and the worst movies. There is some range that is true about. I like about a fourth of his movies. I WANNA see uncut gems though I know. I know it's It's going to be coming to Netflix. They announced it. Yeah that's part of the part of his deal with Netflix. Says they're getting that movie. gosawx I don't know if I knew anything about it it. It's Serious Adam Sam. Yeah super serious. Adam Sandler Amy. I like every other movie he does. It's either awesome or the stupidest thing that's ever been the Laura not this. Laura says absolutely love him Noah. Well there's the odd movie that's meant for twelve year old boys at. I'm pretty mad about fifty first. Dates is an all time favorite for me. GROWNUPS was great. I didn't WanNa China. I didn't see grownups either. Good yeah I like it better. Yeah and everybody gets chocolate wasted stupid. I WANNA get chocolate wasted. I WANNA get chocolate wasted two more than they do so weird that had. I'm not quoting the movies link normally what we did an episode on rat race of quote unquote Oliver Good Movie Now. It's a great movie. Eljay Eljay says always loved happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. The rest are Kinda stupid but I still always check them out. Usually good to watch once pacman screening recording quoting rat race the other day after we went to the theater and we were we lay. But now we're discussing Adam Sandler now you brought up. Yes and the moment has passed now. I was still in it. No it has passed laws. Guess OJ cares about your comment. I say behavorial cares about. LBJ has comment. I think it was actually believe jails comments. Were moving onto twitter. Dooby Doo Bee Doo. WHO SAYS I don't care what people say Sandler makes me laugh? I watch all his movies. They are pure fun. Oh was that. What a quote from Adam Sandler himself I I think that was Adam? Sandler maybe alias. Dooby Doo Bee Doo. Man Seems about right. Ro Ro snakes on a crane says the twitter hate Sandler. All his movies are the same with just different locations where he wants to vacation where you wants to vacate. Yeah we we just explain that snakes astronauts says. I think it's great that he employs his buddies. It's like films of the past the featured all the same studio actors it makes the film's better and shows a real bond better. Everyone it's just like this podcast. If I wasn't friends with Chris I wouldn't be here Sabrina. How'd you hear jail Laura's here through marriage but she wanted Mitt sleeper the producers She Carrie Fisher? It still doesn't want to be on the show we are holding. They said this. She sleeps with the producer to get off. Hasn't worked yet can trouble getting off. Yeah everybody Ashley. Oh we record on Mondays every Monday. She's like well. I got to do this on my podcast. PODCAST and I we know so I have this cut on yet and finally Donkey Punch says. There's nothing like like putting on a brainless sandler movie grabbing the P. Cord at escaping reality for the day popcorn today take off the movie. I doubt that's weird. Thank Patricia arquette Jennifer Eh Aniston. They're definitely Salma Hayek. Soma Hi oh definitely drew carey more back to Selma Hayek very more. So he watches like four. Adam Adam Sandler with me every single one they are and I'd also like to thank Rob Schneider. Then they pull in the Rob Snyder we. He is my inspiration hours under the movie by the end of the movie. I look like St Bosomy. Hey Hey crazy is pup automous. I would love rush niners career because he only has to memorize one line and he still gets all the royalties. He made a career off of decrease man. Chris Sereno spies I saw him do stand up. I actually actually went to see Adam. Sandler do stand up. I had a friend that went to and he really liked it and Rob Schneider sucked. Oh so you really. I did not like Schneider. Everything turned into something political but it wasn't like fun political where you pick on both sides now he chose us. I just was like bashing the other and I go And political humor is funny when you pick on both sides see. He was opposite. He liked that he was surprised about how good he was. Rob Snyder or yeah. I wasn't impressed with Schneider Peter. David Sade was agreed with Washington was also you sold tour. Yeah okay probably different. You're then no had McDonald. I am the McDowell on this one. Oh he was on one of them. That's who I would like to see the most normal Donald. They kept saying there was like a special surprise comedian so I kept waiting for somebody to show up. Nobody showed showed up and I was like. where's norm McDonald? Because that's who I was pulling for. He was supposed to tour with them. They did a big press. Thing was rob Schneider McDonald Schwartz. Sandler David David Spade. Neider is to Schneider's Sandler Sandler was great. He was awesome. Nick sports was. It was really good. spayed let me down because it was pretty much him doing his bit from everything. It's just him so whenever you if you'd watch him on just shoot me emperor's new groove however he is that's just him up there yeah. It didn't translate that well. Everything's done as David Spade. Yeah there's no surprise there now I was. I don't know I thought he would be a little funnier well as that's revisit. This beer cooler the N.. No no good way. Think narrowly perfect. All right it's been six hours since we've started drinking. What is so hot? It's from Funky Buddha brewery their mixologist series. It's their coquito cream ale with a nice ab of eleven point. Four percent all right. Sabrina I ask. Ed sounded reassuring. There she loves the outdoors on. I want to go first I didn't like it they. I didn't like this. I know I'd rather just be drinking the real cookie dough true for you finish resume or will okay. Okay done Yeah no for me. It's a one I didn't like it. I don't know if it was just the pseudo coconut taste for the pseudo rump. Taste or though it says on the bottle is brewed in rum barrels. Or maybe that's getting that But I I can't can't surprisingly enough. I can't drink a whole lot of rum and lessen cynical kito so I was hoping to be able to get through this but I couldn't interesting interesting claw. Go next five. I really like this. The first sip hit me hard. I'm like oh no. This is not going to work at it. All the more drank at the more smoothed out. I am one of those people who is a big fan of coconut coconut. A Lot I think I am in the lower percentage of people that like coconut. But yeah I this is really good. This is a good way to end their series I think it it was a gamble on this taste. It definitely finishes bury it starts coconut and finishes as straight up beer but overall really good definitely would do this again if they ever released it. This is one of those limited series. So you gotta get it now. If you still find it. Laura had to travel to like South America to finding South Florida. Yeah also vein pretty much the same so five for me. Laura I I really I really do love cookie dough. I remember the first time hi cookie dough I was fourteen years old. Yes pictures. Nineteen Ninety Five Puerto Rican. That's a really old to start. It really is. That's when my eight Puerto Rican friends parents introduced to it. Thank you guys We say that with love do I do. I'm actually yes growing growing up. In South Florida drinking age was suggestive. So I've got many stories anyways. I do. Do you like cokie though. It does have a resemblance to cook. He would not say it's haste like a real fresh made coquito drink So beer right it does have I see where like Serena's coming from with that fake it has like almost fake cokie tastes like they pumped it with cokie does Syrup and that's all you really have But with that being sad I'm gonNA actually agree more with you Chris. I could have multiple bottles of it. The more more you drink the easier it gets to drink I don't know is eleven percent. Ab that is like yeah. This is great But I'm going to give it a five. Wow Yeah yeah. I'm I'm happy found it. I did find the last case I believe in south Florida when I picked it up I fought off for other people. Yeah I was buying it. They were like wearing that and I was like lower came back with this and some stitches. But I'm no I'm I'm no SNITCH. Guys probably blame to Yo because he introduced this series on air and now it's harder to get than ever you're welcome Funky Buddha. It was really like we couldn't find. I've looked in multiple stores in our area and could not find it so when I was in south Florida this weekend I I said I will go out and hunt because it is brewed in south Florida so I figured the Latin capital of the world would have cookie Theo. Since it's proof there is a love that brute behind like your house yes. The brewery is behind where my grandma lived when I was growing up so split. A lot of ultra grandma and I started drinking at the age of nine fourteen show. That's when I see it though. Oh I feel like this is like a golden girl story oriented declaim in Saint Olaf rose. That's saying alright beer master. I think it's good. I like the flavor good coconut taste. The aftertaste hits you right off the bat though so. That's a little overwhelming after the first SIP. Yes I did it for me but but really if you get past that first SIP. It's well worth it as a beer. not nice smooth criminal that hits you with a little bit at the. He added all that with that full arm. Coconut taste at the end. I love it I would drink. Six of these shouldn't drink six of them because the ABC. I would because it's back good so that's six six awesome and if it could be I haven't really let down in this mix all. Don't think there's been a single mythology beer that none of us really lights except you know. I think I think each episode. There's always been one of us. That just goes. It's not my thing. What was it that goes away Sangria singer that was probably the toughest one for all of them? I think that one went well. And the Manhattan. Ri- was amazing. That was one Manhattan. Rice think is still the best that they did all all of them. You know this is number two. Yeah see for me it just the more I drank of it. 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THE MOVIE REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA - 10 - 07 - 2020

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THE MOVIE REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA - 10 - 07 - 2020

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Given a lot of people are really get mad tonight. We've talking about we're talking about to visit people. Hey so Who are those filmmakers one? Talk about the other one in a little bit. Completely, to Jewish directors up here, people don't like. Nazis. y'All a movie Nazis out there. It's going thought we would be. Folks. Welcome to the show. Looking at this like damn eight and one here. I guess no one wants to Adam Sandler chase him off. Are you sure on a Woody Allen? Maybe you don't have it set correctly. Oh, let me see I. Think I do all here. They here they come here they come maybe notification. Now there's no way they all showed up for master disguise and in stayed away for Huby. Halloween maybe too nice too much. Too, much too much sandler. Awesome. exactly yeah man. Happy Madison much happiness people at there. Hey what's going on? I was not showing you live on twitch. LOGIN. What's going on here? Are we not being shown live on twitches just yet man. What is happening? That makes them phone calls. Now you could. See. People said that they can't see us live here on twitch raid now. Let me go see? Did we not appear in the category? Yeah. We're GONNA category right here. Oh. Okay, I guess people just getting in now. People say we can see. You can see you. Okay I guess. Now, just play. What's going on? What is going on here? Some people say I did not get the usual the usual notifications. DID ANYBODY GONNA notification out there I'm sorry to get the show started slowly but I got make sure they're going at all. People say see you. Okay all right. We in the double digits. All right. Our thanks to kind of crazy out there. Okay there we are. All Right I. Got I. Just got notification right here. Yeah Somebody to say, yeah the only reason news because I got a notification from discord. No email. Email from discord nothing. Some people said I did. All right. Well people are given in here right now. We'll get people chance to get in here. Looks like people feel training at the moment. Now just got the notification. Okay. Alright. Somebody said Bitch start the review you waited. Do you really the Whitworth. Carlos. The Wet Lewitt Wolf. Come from. The WED wolves bits. Man. Wow. What ask We'll. Move. You. Let's just a big ass soggy wet as. Bit Fictional name. That's what you do how you doing today. Okay. People seeing the notification again in here now full worried little word didn't see people coming in. And chat fans get you. Know. Night I'm like I wish you. I wonder where you are. You missed it. Yeah I wish he would give me. I otherwise it'd be doing a show for nothing I. Watch Adam Sandler movie and be doing this reviewed nobody no. I gotta go your house. Put this. Put It all with this twenty people. Yeah. Where there's twenty people I'm out. What's your cut off? Man You know what ain't enough really for Adam Sandler. Yuppie seen it now I. Know, I've seen it. People need to hear here. Now watching this nothing sitting at home couch watching Netflix and Adam Sandler cinema draws my dogs and with me no Hell No. No. Could just if I if I could take over the debates right now coming in out move sit. Setup spent I I'm saying I. Would I would tell the whole world about this movie if I could be a billion and take over all the airwaves saw. Earth. Subtlest coming. Yeah, the budget of pandemic and all that. But what do you plan to do about these Adam Sandler movies? Yeah, exactly. What we're GONNA do about Sadler. Let's talk about this pandemic web talking about the virus called Sandler. Shit I got I. got that. Sad, love. Man. Let me see. Let's talk to Jeff here. We got. Adam Sandler he's already beat us to beat everybody here, and of course we got the. Okay. That's all right. Well, good. Got Them. Side bitches over here. Hey, Corey Makoko silk up in here I'M BILLY MR yesterday he's walking history pickles walk Nasreen pickles. A JAR pickle. Usually, people go to seven eleven and just get one. He's got a jar. This fool got a whole jar. That's rich I am. Yeah. Jockey. He must be on some Jews died. The Kosher Bill Diet. The Ashtray Bitch liles. Leo Silver the Glue Goes Guy. Read Cobra Stars. The Daddy. Hey. Sir How you doing? In. Marble. Are, as I called in one marbled clover. You doing. In, I got TA decipher all these names off I guess. I'll get you to. Let's see who going to go down I let me see. We Got Shelly Shell raising hell what's going on? In here. DC magnetic. Core. What is it? That's love this that Chicano Kid. Man. Doing. Onto Him. Yeah let's see about as on fired. No black might actually get you. Don't do me any favors me. Give me and take me away. Special Nice like this two nights. Happy. Madison is just too much man. You love it. Let's see deducts. D- dogs, lasers, I get you, Bitch. Tiger Goddamn is here. And is going to get all you bitches. He always does Adam Sandler I thought that was James Jim. Varney. As Ernest. Right, here yeah. No that's that's Adams Alibek when he had APPs. Right. So Adam Sandler. I never knew. We used to got pickle. 'cause I beg on the day he had APPs. PAG on the BG tension and then he got stupid. Due to? Somebody. Maybe. I'll do that somebody say you should dress up as the turtle. For Take a lot of work. Yeah. Putting together. Yeah. I don't think I could be turdly. Local submitted, better that is that'll help you going through the house saying that over and and over and get. Your tape today because I was thinking about it. Put Hot Coffee. You're. Grab. With. People. What is? That is that A. That somebody in a costume? No it's the real spiderman. Turtles. Fool over here. So. That was I didn't know this is like a Halloween costume and. It looks like the real you but. Maybe not I mean why fuck turtle mangled be was spiderman well, he had some photos earlier when he was with Stephen. Really Yeah people will put them in the chat. They're. There they are. Oh well, that's on the that's on the red carpet I. can see that like I'm doing wondering what the Hell is this. Maybe, that's going to be Spiderman next bill. I'm sorry Spiderman United early enough to get me. so you can't do that. No more down there. Brown face. Well let me see here. Was Gone on yeah. Good to see here. They say they've. been by radioactive turtle. Fall Spider Man. Spider man became bill you know you could pull off. You could put a turtle do better than I could because you got that shaved head. You can't shave you know. It's your turn. Your turn is every other day. To do something. Okay. Say Well, if I can get you there big as Turtle Jimbo Castille. Put. On, glasses. I save this. Glasses is walk around doing this. We could get in front of our three. Can get you that Alfred right there. Outfit I don't know maybe somebody got. Laying around I, mean back when the master disguise. At the height of his popularity. Everybody wants to be do. Y- ever having a master disguise lunchbox. At first. You're too old have a lunchbox. Make juice address up as a turtle turtle man. We'll see we'll see how it go folks house goal with Y'all here today. Good to see you. You're trying to get hype over here. Are we ain't cheap we don't get hyped. Unless you bring it to a certain level. So y'all can take it there y'all got forty, five seconds, forty, four, four, three, four to. John going to do about it. I'm thinking of y'all don't make it today on just might not even do the show. Y'ALL AIN'T SIRIUS Satellite a day. You don't want that you showed up for real. Let me see here I'll give just a little bit of time. Yeah somebody gave us the Jamie Foxx e Moat. Could put it in I. I. got it right before I was. William. Oh. Let me see here. I don't think L. A. Turdly enough. Actually man you got on his his Alpa Chino shirt. You'll have a lean. You have little leader. What are what are you saying is? You sort of moving. A little later died in. Jesus Christ. You could you stopped God damn? It's not it's not working and maybe if he had some clever jokes. We can abide the bad impression. Exactly. It's like you did a bad impression. You did the tire jokes already come with you add at worst jokes to it. Literally. Take it off and just go. Shit make. Mobile. Day. Was Gone. All the wisdom still here. Welcome everybody come. About trump. Off over here. I think they'll make it but you did. In death. Beyond say. Up in his. Body with the word. Got This was A. Young. Zohar. started. Today we gotTA. Change. Is Jewish bill meka's at everybody hates out there at the moment. We got. Juice. Halloween. And then we got woody Allen with a rainy day. In New, York. In Boise I thought you could talk with. Man Look at you ain't nobody hypocrites. Dom We'll talk about all. Twice Martin. Speaking with. Racist All. This trump was up one over there. Shirt on. Food. Oh. Oh. God Adam San Gum was Oh. Shit. I don't know what the hell that is but grandma can get it. Guida Saxophone Solo. Folks come on. Come on, get up the train join US join us today. Good to have you here. In case. You didn't hear all that. We've got a very Jewish chewy review. So Forte. It that not call it. Had To. Take Very Jewish Jewish show today some but some people don't like the flavor we got Adam Sandler. Like I said man. Would Happy Madison Movie You. Know we usually I'm not going to say with the biggest fans but every nine releases one whereas like you know what I was surprised by that it wasn't that bad is drew barrymore this one no, she's. So that's strike one. Great they're. Looking aren't high looking looking kind of? Yeah Man I don't know how you never know you never know. Let me see what else we have. With, I get you. I'm GonNa talk about all the women. bitching. Now, Woody Allen with the Rainy Day in New York and that is. Kristin DT Fan. Thank you. Thank you so much for that. Appreciate that. and. Also Galleno that with that Woody Allen Movie I, saw that we'll have a follow up with Martin. So you probably get a double dose of their review. I'll do it tonight just give you a quick rundown. I. Don't know maybe I can make a quick. Quick what I got to say, and then I'll be I'll be curious to hear what you have said that. And let me see here somebody say Happy Hanukkah I'll know if it's really Hanukkah is on the show today. The Jews we got. Around Christmas isn't. Came early didn't. Hannukah got here early and didn't it I don't know many all out of wakes. Up. or to the Bay Somebody said all right folks Go. Ahead. And Things, going here. I'm not. GonNa keep you out too late tonight. Will. Get into the reviews pretty quick but before we do that, i. got to tell you they tell you something can you hold on I gotta? Tell you some things. Let you know some things educate show. About going on here at double toasted, we got some stuff that we're going to be doing day. In. Let me see here. 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Early in the Maybe that'd be tomorrow I you know put it up whenever stream on on that'll show you some of the artwork will work you. Yes. Yes. Tomorrow I WANNA see that your show I'll show you stay tuned brother. Also got some interviews coming up. Tomorrow. Get. Some good news and bad news for you. So. Good news bad news first. Banu start the good news that's the way it works. Even I don't know why because I you know I didn't realize until. It work better with the good news I. Okay. The good news is tomorrow I'm going to be interviewing the producer of back to the future. Bob. Gale Gale. Wonder what the bad news Juicy really is leaving. No. And what does it have to do what I? Know. It won't be live you won't be. Able to post it till later, I'll actually run the interview on Sunday but we won't be able to do it live. They they have requested that it is prerecorded. So that's just what we have to do. So Sunday will run review is probably won't be that long. It'll probably about thirty minutes. Some more good news coming up. In about a week. or at least a week from Friday I believe going to be interviewing. Another big legend yeah master animator. Guess with is. Oh. Many of the big ones. Yeah. This is one of the biggest biggest one of the biggest out there John Chris Jalousie. Thought That would. That would be remember me. Shit it'd be late. I've pissed off a lot of people. I WANNA. Talk No that would be actually pretty cool to taught him Dom blue some people put in there. Some people said Tom Todd McFarlane why you why you guess in Chat? Can you guess so you have a Don Bluetooth. Guindi Tarkovsky whatever some people that John K. You know what? Brad Bird is an excellent guests but somebody in the chat girls got your superfan Glen Keane. Talking to linking. The the son of a Bill Keane. Family Circus. When you said that I was like Keane. Family Circus that guy's dead. Okay. Keen on you. Okay. Animated the beast and all that stuff. So yeah, he was one of the biggest animators over. Yeah. So So. Yeah Man. Wow the beast Yeah. Yeah. He's done a lot of characters. No, but I know how much you love the beast? Yes. Yes I do yes I do I used to watch documentaries about? Beauty and the beast in. Used to be act of food boy when he was doing all the motions and etta maters is, of course, some of the best, very animated people to. Act things out before they do it, Cape Yeah Man. Yeah we usually let him time. So if out then we Get back. Somebody's the wait a minute. The Disney somebody said you may animate like yours. Yes. Yes. I would. No. I used to do that for the animators man whenever I didn't have time to look I. Layouts Ball animation and I used to get people Used to give people freedom to to to kind of improvise on something and I look little bit. But if I couldn't there was some days where if I could not do the if I'd have time to do the the the layouts, our simple videos, a myself, I say miniature ever put this shit out. But me doing this. Talking and gesturing. Bouncing, all over the place. No laughing I mean that sounds like you're doing what needed to be done to translate this now the people. Of the idea that video out there somewhere it is just sitting on somebody's heart. Barry Treasury not knowing what it is. Yeah, and if you put down to sound, it just looks like I'm going crazy. Those home is crazy people bid. Lou. What if you took that video and just put that on their grounds and sitting gross People think I'm crazy like if you ever got off. And doing the story on it and just stick some of that in that footage in slow it down. They always said he was. Corey Coleman used to entertain people and make them laugh and. Form of move reviews but who knew that job exterior? A darkness that just boil for years. 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So there's still a lot of stuff to work with still a lot of stuff to go in there and Kinda again tweak. So people I think it's going to premiere on around the first weekend in November. Okay. That's what I thought. It was GONNA Premiere. Yeah. Yeah. This yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff that we gotta do on a lot of stuff lot of stuff. So. Honestly I even think no, November's is enough time but we have to do about them because of his not by the time becomes around then we have to wait until January so. Yep folks you'll be sitting around in. But I tell you what be now now that it's getting close to that time announce this on. On every show. And I should probably make a separate email for this. So anybody wants to be a contestant on the show is time to start asking now. So we can start getting that ready We're going to have some guests come on some of popular streamers but and they'll be playing the game too. 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Say. I'm giving you all the a little bit less of the tiny earl because I'm starting to say I'm starting to save it maybe one particular show Mondays great time for that and It will definitely give Monday more of its distinct flavor and Trying to get people who are on discord discord but are on probably, patriots may have a Patriots Day and maybe a regular day for tiny earl. But we'll see we'll see how it goes day tiny day. Make. Holiday tiny narrow day. Here. Folks. Tell you what we'll do. Time Is. what? Tell you what? I will go ahead and get the show started. Let's get to show starring. After we're done, we'll do a commercial break. And then we'll have the next movie review after that. So let's see here. On all let me he wants to water. No He's got some water. Hey whereabout about yourself. You. I'm GONNA get some. Okay you as the the idea was I'm getting the awarded. Is A lot. Like that would be beyond you are you want some water? Well, why you're getting some bring bring one the METOO. Anyway. Tempted to do so Sir Thomas, how did you have one already? Already here because I had to watch two movies today to put me behind because. Point Having a day full of phone calls. Now. Sometimes this is kind of a light day from a lot of phone calls today to make. And then A. Two movies to watch and whatnot. So yeah, it was kind of a four days. I was running a little bit behind. But let's see here. You know whether changes in interest. Yeah. It's this stuff in the air. A little congested. Love no it ain't none Butler is a number hate all up in these nostrils right now. You know a lot of people I want say none but. You know begging my crazy days. I have some for. There no more but. Man You know what I know. The people. On my way to having no I. Mean but few addictions there. But Man, I'm telling you if you if you find yourself addicted to some just shifted in some that makes them more productive. Work my ass off. And Do some. Sometimes you sitting at home just doing a show and ain't even know it. I need to get my mind off. Get to argument wipe just rule. Hey everybody how you doing today. We are talking to. Nobody. All Right? Let's see here. Oh somebody therapist I did. I. Did. He never went to phrase that treatment though. My have to one day. Maybe not things. Pushed to. Walk the streets. I'm trying to do. Doing that for real. Careful. On the Lai be somebody. All those dudes hanging around Burger King out there. It is a gauntlet that make that turn to come over here. Oh, yeah. They got. Shit let me check guy to squeegee guys and another one. WHO's just he? Just they just give me some money. Yeah. Yeah. Many got all these people out there medicine these little shantytowns popping up just on corners now and everything. Bad. Out There Man Austin's got a bad homeless population out there. Honestly I think I've I saw in came with was L. A. or DC. And it's just like they got that going here. Okay. Bad An we're four months later it was here I see it everywhere. Yeah Man Yeah this is this they got all kinds of. Little shantytowns and tents that are going up now is like honestly the homeless people everywhere. A. Cost of housing. Way. Too High and bad traffic. Every city to America's Lane I. You know we got this problem this problem this problem it's like, yeah, it's everywhere. It's everywhere now. was. Austin got bad news everything I'm telling you Austin Tra well, not anymore, and that's one thing about the pandemic is slow things down here is creeping back on it is it is a little bit. But Now man it's. We got all kinds of homeless towns around here. I saw do is Parker RV under bridge and she's been this sense. Yeah Yeah. Stray animals missing. You know it's like. Straddle, populations gone down. You know why? People Cat's. meow mix over here A there's been A. Corners. Corners man like you just use the whole science on corners people people pitching tents on. Yeah. Yeah. tend to everywhere. and. People you need to stop at this. I needed like. Trying to play that religious. Because I've said that show we do one time I'll say it again may say one motown to its. Air By trying to play a religious single time trying to get people trying to Christians and give them money because they got a son assist God is good and I was like not to you. Well I guess what the Siamese it's like. God has been good to you. So you can afford to give something to me. I wish it would be like then. Because you should be able to look at me and feel how blessed you are. It does give. The need to clarify. Well. Signs. Should write smaller flip that shit. You say God is good to you. Help me. Yeah. Look, at that, and unlike that you may you may not believe. You're not a good spokesman. Yeah. So that's why because you know what? That's what you said I self said that they need to, they need to make click upset they get ya God is good. He's been all right to me if he's up there. Yes without even believe it. So what you do, you might as well, put this. Man. I ain't saying any worth the try but. It's always funny to me. God it. Good. Yeah. Well, what did you say? The less Larry's. Man Man man's cranberries good arrives are raspberry learn. To. This one is. Tolerable. Man Well you've. Got Yourself a raspberry. I. Didn't WanNa route around. Okay. Didn't know how quick you WANNA start. So I just grabbed the first thing I could. Okay. Folks. All right. Let's go ahead and get into this review right here. Boy I'm sorry I mean hate to make all the noises but hey, man at the time of year. Man I'm stopped oop right now. All. Right. We go folks. Let me clear up and then cough up. Let me BURP LOU bic. Up Mama Mess Right now. All right folks. Yeah. y'All know we about to do I'm going to tell you something man. which expecting with this review but I ain't fight. Nobody. Over Adam, Sandler? And I'm sure as hell ain't nobody. Albano Goddamn Huby. Halloween over here. That's just a waste of time and energy to do to do that by this point. 'cause you know because at this point. Sandlers like trump man you know this is like you've made your decision. Eight eight at this point ain't nothing GonNa Change Your Mind With Adam Sandler. If Adam sandlers funny. Voices never got on your nerves it ain't going to happen now. If you've never questioned why the dumb as Manchester he plays the other people he gets to play them why and every move they always get the hot chick. Other than just being, you know because they get more screen time. If you never questioned that before you start asking questions now. You know if a character farted. Just because they didn't feel I write a joke and you laughed every time they did those laugh. Not, no don't don't don't get coach it now keep laughing. You know you know you're going to do there may maybe they've evolved? Yeah. There was something like when they were younger and now they've moved on. But you know these. It'd be looking at that dazzling that goddamn funding. Know. WHO's The fucking child here Ted you embarrassing. Yeah Man. You know another thing is. Adams sailing besides everything just tell you look Adam Sandler and I just got y'all know this I read him and I. We we we birthday brothers man. September ninth that's when we both born. So you're not look at that means. I don't have to like everything that he does but because he's my brother acts up uptown. He's Family Martin. became so you'd have to hide him from the cops. I don't approve everyday he does, but you know what? He's still my brother man and I accept him for him. But I tell you what family still talk shit. I go fight nobody but I'm GonNa Still GonNa talk some Shit. You know about my brother over here and his huby Halloween. And also, let's be fair. I've seen I've seen almost all all not not not all of. All the happy Madison movies out there. No kidding. You almost just because of the nature of what we do. Yeah. And I've been surprised by a couple. Really Yeah. Well, we the we've gone criticized for some of the ones that they look by the waterboy which people say they say number two sequel today. Waterboy grew up to be even stupider than he was in the last movie instead of. Going out what he just fucked with people around town. With everything now. Trying to get people soup and help they don't want. Also, everybody loves a waterboy. Though Zoltan. Ask Xoan don't mess with the zone I liked that movie. I. Don't know why. But I really liked that movie man. So you know you never know man you might turn around. I never saw fifty first dates but I heard this. what's his name Oh, the wedding, the wedding wedding singer so. You never know you never know in now we have huby. Thing is you never know what this because with this, you have the care to Huby who means well, he ain't that he's not that cocky guy that just goes around making voices for what he does. You know there's no real explanation for no real extra and maybe he maybe he's not cocky but he's GonNa make an stupid voices and talking crazy and whatnot but he is. He's got a good heart and he's got it and he has a great heart as they say, he thinks about everybody but himself but people like God. Debbie's Huby I didn't ask you for your health. leaving. Look I'm all for live and let live. But you care at thermos everywhere. And get in everybody's business. I got a crack on you ain't nobody ask you for shit. Huby. Right Lebron only we've only asked you for one thing to leave us alone. You won't do it got debut Huby Huby whatever her name you won't. You Won't do Adult Board. Don't let Halloween come around. That's when he goes full Huby, I I love the conflicting ideologies of a man who loves Halloween but escapes care everything. Every goddamn thing he puts he puts the Halloween decorations up and turns around with. It, you put it up. What the he'll be boy be Halloween. Halloween Eagles full huby ain't nobody goes to governors. They scared a Huby I mean I get that it's a movie and they can do whatever they want. But showed his house I say, God. You've seen anything like that. Hasn't because the ball the craziest decorations he has. said. You know this takes place in Salem and Huby wants to go around his favorite day and he wants to go around and help people make sure that people are extra safe on Halloween and people just like fuck you. I never asked you. We hate you you beat. Every. Halloween. Chasing down the street and wouldn't weapons. For some people, it's like he just gives so easily I. CAn't help. Kim Helping. These a damn full. But this all mean might be different. This Halloween is a killer on the loose might be a werewolf down your. Dragon. People are missing and after all this is Salem. Who knows what goes on a town? Like this were the spirits of dead witches already pissed off. Half them at Huby. I've been hung and drowned but guy they put up with that food. He was living time volunteer to be it out burned to the stake get away from his crazy, ass. Ken Huby in a town at hates him Kenny. Actually keep an open heart and? You know put up with the bullying and still try to help people. Before they actually kill them. Because people out for blood or human enough this all know. They'll come around bring. It. They treat him at Salem witch trials is buried him and Milton. Let's go ahead and take a look. Huby Halloween, the latest Netflix Adam Sandler movie and we'll let you know. Let's knows this is different. From, from all the others actually of Happy Madison movie that we'd like, let's take the same. Bullshit. Goose. No you've got your costumes pick of the frightful festivities. were. Well get. More. Trees. than. Tricks. I don't WanNa. Fuck. I didn't ask. That's the Kinda Shit I'm talking about. People sick sicker him. Guy He in nicest guy in this town. I'm happy. Halloween where you can pass it to. You so much. Always has the nerve to look surprised. When he will realize people hate you. Looking Lou Puke. Poodle. Ren, tear When you keep you ahead. By Bacon Janney Library. Hey I heard a voice you knew. This. is going to have scenes like that because as much is trying to make you go like Oh poor Hugh Huby that you get you get those you. Know. He's a pest I think we're on the same scene because. You're going to hate me for about say about this movie. I'm sorry. Then recommends. Pretty impressive. Hello. He's been losers. Choubey do. Salem tradition. which care here there's Something off from this town. Can't you? Know. No his. Did Laugh at that. It's pull this. Guy Is a corporate will cohen in his mouth. That was actually playing. Salem PDA. Stay. When Shalem needs me when. What are you going to do Mr to block? Area so we. Thirty. Make. Sure. Every she did she teach. Jamie shaped like. Would you lose your thermos? Never happy. Growing as walking around even kids. Is he going to? Mill. Challenge school because he's got this. mandate. It tries to skate so hard between making mentally challenged but not call them mentally challenged people. He is mentally challenged. Don't give a fuck with no no no, he's not simple. Now he's you know he's he's he's not a socially awkward. No, he's fuck in mentally challenged. Sorry. But as long as they don't say it, it doesn't make the people a complete asshole exactly. You know the word they when mini challenge for this kind. Don't. Fuck you know. Anyway. UB. Should just cancel. Halloween. Immediately cancel the damn thing. This is some dateline NBC's. Strange. Is the best person I know. That's why you're hero. you know you deserve every time. Look, y'all. Until tell you I ain't trying to sit up here and debate with nobody convince anybody. I am arguing with no body. About to go off I'll I'll just say this they comes a time when you just had to admit that there's something that a lot of people that they like, but it's just it's just not for me. You know it's is not you? It's me. That's the case with all these. Adam Sandler movies man. This man has been doing this for years made millions crazy millions of dollars doing what he's doing ain't nobody about to tell him to stop true you know and but you know the. In when I watch these, even try to watch them up manager's listen. There's no winning with me. With these films right here. You know. Five minutes in my ready criticizing Adam Sandler man. I. But maybe because I've seen too many movies or something but I I'm I'm five minutes I'm like already is this. Is Way too predictable. Scene where it's a Got Some about a bike. Now. Believing that financed, growing air walking in the in the in the scene is going slow and then looking where they're going you know it's going to happen next. Just just. Crash and fall off the fucking bike we know what's going to happen. Just fall off the fucking bike. That shift like an eternity just like I know where this is going just crash fell off the Goddamn bike. Yeah. Because peewee Herman Dude. Thirty five years ago. Funnier. Thirty five years ago, and people have done it almost once a year ever since then. You know we know has happened. Just, fall off the God damn bike. We know what's going to happen this same class comedy right in. But then. Criticizing him for being predictable then he goes off and does something unpredictable. Crave all. Ready bellboys. You know that did come nowhere. Hey Look I got admitted. Comando Nice. Stupidest. Right I didn't see. Him Say Rocky Balboa style. I. I don't see how those things could the eggs an rookie eight, the RAW. Raw eggs but the whole vomiting projectile rock you took that. Shit like a man. And that's another thing we would. Who who does things that just I mean you know here's a nuisance where he goes if he ate there this traces of who will be there right? You just going around throwing up all over the town. Rookie bellboy. I. What did he do? That was no reason for that other than other than the Adam Sandler just spas nasty bodily functions finding it's an easy laugh. But core you say was unpredictable but you. Still complaining. Came to win with you. A. Stop complaining man you know this is not your thing. You know and all that is. All that is followed by another bike crash. Of fart out of nowhere fart that just. We're talking and he just fired and he just why because same reasons vomit. Because wine not because why not? Because because because easing the right in the joke. Is What has been paying me millions of dollars for all these years. You know you get more things like Kevin James introduced. With a with a purpose. Really horrible mullet right there just because that's a cheaper funny sight gag and plus also Kevin James are always right behind Adam sandlers Air Adam Sandler makes a serious movie, Kevin James Make Series Movie Adam Sandler get stupid again Kevin James get stupid again no enough. The camera had stayed on that Lassen you'd see Kevin Jane. This was good. I do. That let me look. Seems like. All. Is Humor Man. You know all of us just sight gags. That's all is just sight gags what for you know just to get us from A to B to laugh man, you know Hubei's mother play names squeal June squibb you who's funny I give you to Umass responding but he's always funny bona donor. You know that's a running joke in there is a growing ED IS A. You'll. We don't know what a Bona is. Yeah. We could just somehow pull Adam aside and say listen I. Know You're going to be you but it just the one thing I need you to stop doing is the running gags. Just just just make a movie with no running game this challenge yourself. Yeah. That's what they tell you what though. But this dumb shit do get some value that's a two for one right there. The shirt is a running gag in the Bona joke is running game. Hey I'll tell you what you know what all you like this crazy shit. You get your money's worth out of it. That gag is running like curly from three students. Won't stop. He just keeps the Buner Buner in area by just Negbi. Ekiji. I got a lot of burners to pick with US Leonard Damn all right man we get it. You Miller challenge man who ain't no sexy boundaries even though I don't know how the fuck you don't know all these US pulling the Boehner was calm at one time you know fucking up. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. Laughing at him I was like, well, he's not completely. People, have the tables have turned no I the. Very sneaky satellite. But. You know. That's say it's just picking US apart or you said that you know what this movie is you know who is for so. Was Why? Why? Why why are we doing this? Let's just go ahead and cut this short. Get to the inevitable. Some Bullshit Fuck you rain and call this a day man. But I'm gonNA tell you. Keep going because I'm going to do something. That I don't think I've ever done. With a Happy Madison movie that I've complained about as much complained this. I'm simply going to talk about the things that I actually enjoyed more than things. Then the things I didn't. Killing me smalls. Why why can't you be together he something We might. Just, give me a chance to give me a chance. I'm GonNa Tell You I'm GonNa talk about this because I'm GonNa, tell you that what I'm about to do here. Is Not going to make me look good at all. I might end up being the villain of this whole narrative by the time is done. The movie has heart in the right place as we've say, yes, indeed it does this movie is just one big long anti bullying PSA sure and away is. One. Big. Anti bullying message. Most people. Most people are going to. Root for Huby over here because what they see here. Is See this Oughta go get you because your CEO Yossi a poor ment- mentally challenged man who only thinks about others besides himself and he has a kind heart. And he's so sweet. And I'm here to tell you I didn't see that shit at all. Wassall was Adam Sandler. Playing one of these stupid ass characters again I see low Huby I saw Adam Sandler Dune stupid voices again. Play. On these dumb ass characters just being weird. Still Somehow as I said. Getting the best looking girl in the movie. WHO's actress? Name Julie Bowen Julie Bowen. WHO's loved loved loved not just like not just grew beloved this man. Ever. Since she was a second grade slow sees loved this man for forty five plus fucking years a dude man fucking up the town all this time. But why do why does she likes? Well, like I said simply because he's the main character, he's got the most green time. So my point is, is that no? They're looking at this is supposed to be anti bullying message is times I. I root for them bullies man throughout this whole. I enjoyed every bit of it. You mean one Mr Grinch I'm a grinch motherfucker right now man I'm about to burn whoville Graham. To Hell with still impresses I'm about to kill everybody who? Now man. I did not feel sorry for for Huby one bid. That's not a military man that's Adam Sandler doing what Adam Sandler does but I've come to look I've come to accept that this is Adam sandlers wacky world I'm living for our. You know that's fine but he's written. QB is such a way that he's annoying. He's confusing he's even creepy. Yeah. And I thought he got everything he deserved this every time because he'll be constantly throughout the to- you huby is trying to help people with people are saying get the fuck away from me. We we told you we don't need your help. You make things worse you weird. You bring on yourself I'm sure that there was a time years ago. Probably about twenty years ago they they pulled. Everybody said, let's be nice to this guy. You know let's just let's just try to explain to him how to handle himself, how to beat how socially fit in and let's let's help him and I'm sure he got him to fuck nurse like what the hell with this guy. You know the thing is. Adam Sandler's grown children characters. They're they're those kind of loners who? Who are awkward but they're, but they're really sweet or Nice to children or. And you're supposed to feel sorry for them and they are told they speak to people out there who watch these and feel like Oh that's me. The I misunderstood I'm a really sweet nice guy who just wants to help people and people treat bad for no reason. And they don't ever stop to be introspective to look and go like wait. This is what I think I look like. How am I actually affecting people and am I talking too much. Am I getting people's business? Yeah by we're. Missing. Social Cues than making people feel this way against me. Yeah. He's telling them like no, it's. Not You is all those people be an asshole and it's like, no, because this is you're right. This is one where you look at Huby and you like. This nice guy stuff I mean, you think you're nice. But you're in the way and people. Get this across to you and you're not picking up on. How people are like all right I'm I'm out of ideas. I'm GonNa just fuck with. Him. There was one day and I'm sure they everybody in town got together and like we try fuck this guy. We tried man we. would. Not Bad people. We've tried to help you. Started with a conversation between two people were one guy a little. Man Huby I hate to say anything but you know he just kind of I don't know I feel bad and I was like, no I'm glad you said something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh Shit. Thank. God. Man I'm saying I'm saying this for years man list there I thought I was asshole. Huby takes up police, police time valuable resources huby gets people's way we're not asking for him. Huby CISA ROD is spies on people. In his car binoculars on, he's he's across the street looking at people's windows. All the NIBA helping utility heath no Cuba's fucking weird man is creepy as hell. He's clueless. You can never people man. You know a I'm sorry. He'll be hold a job. You know you. That's true. Huby makes the paycheck. Cuban the home to death while humane that Goddamn stupid. You'll be just don't want to learn. But have a wrote himself set Adam Sandler road in such a way for some quick labs. You know that's the thing he's not. So Millie challenge that I had to feel sorry for him because. Adam. Sandler. wrote him this way quick gags. Yeah. So you know what? Every time was fucking kids with going on the street and throwing axes him and get him get his ass. That's what's so funny is they start out just throwing eggs. A. deadly. Weapons an excellent. I saw think go. Get that motherfucker get them get them I. was meant I was rooting for these villains. Never. Learned man as far as I'm concerned. Huby was the terrorists in his town and I enjoyed the movie. I. Enjoy watching them fuck with him man I go out. With him. I you know I may I may seem cruel may seem to bully here. So what man you know 'cause that's playing another character These all the Adam Sandler characters finally collected one way to get what they deserve. The joke. You get what? You're fucking deserve Adam Sandler. So the whole time. You know I'm only mad because up having a happy. Yasha. List. He'll be like you said Huby is written. He's confusing. We were talking about how Huby Cubeys Huby love Halloween man. Huby loves. Talks about how this is his favorite holiday. His favorite. With all the shit he put out in his yard. All shitty put out in the yard and everything you know this is. This this supposed to be his favorite Holiday Inn. Fool is. Scared of everything. I don't understand that he's how can this be as this favorite holiday he scared of all the decorations he puts. His own decorations. One the decorations POPs up in his that he put up he broke up with. You, put it up. was wrong with you man. Yeah, I that's the enjoyment I got from that and I don't know if that was the intention but that's what I look. I ain't GonNa lie to Ya man. I feel like a horrible person but I'd be one these people playing pranks and chasing huby industry. What there is that thing where people pick like especially when Ray liotta picking on him. He like. Man I know you got a life outside of Okay Huby an here. So why is it? When really picking on him? I'm not feeling bad about it 'cause I should basically like come on dude stop being a Dick but. Some, a bucket I'm not telling you in fact, he just got three Liotta? So much that you would just devote time to fuck it win him. Really, ODA is fighting the move that's. Where we have of him, I didn't get him but radio LE he lives to fuck with you. And they don't explain out of the reason for it and the thing is you can Kinda I really did like really the movie he had me laughing he had me laughing He's fight. He made me laugh because he's a he's a grown man. Successful successful assume for the way he dressed they're. Grown as man look like he might be a mafia dubbed. Everything. To fuck with me man he was something happens when him he'd like he strikes does girl he's like you know what? He tells the gross struck with you. I'm going to Hugh. And it's funny because it's like you know you you probably the worst all the bullies. Yeah. But it's just that I have you been the the biggest and the oldest. Because he's extra cruel man. But he's cruel for no reason. He hates Huber. He's yeah. He's. He's extra cruel like he does the stuff that makes you let. The Bullets run over. Looking. Truck and beat him up and yet. I wanted I tried track because he does. He does sit in any other move with been like that is not right like qb steady mobile whole little comes just kicks his ass. Even kicks dirt on. Whole it's a great. His father's grave and he's still don't give a damn. Like he said at the funeral. O Ub. Doesn't me forget about my father? was his man maybe because the shared his hatred, you'd. Get you brother I. Get you man. I, tell you I I did like. Some of the things in there that didn't always involve he'll be like it was something as they got me the St. Lucie me I just I'm just in love with do you see me man i? I like him a lot i. hear you saying the word like La over here. I know there's some things I did like, okay brother. Like a lot of. Man. I WanNa I. WANNA I couldn't keep it going because you bring up a lot of stuff that I liked like. All right. There's there's a lot of sitting in here that I think you'll be mixing WanNa hate this movie, but I can't. Well, that's the thing I would notice like you know what cause in the beginning I wasn't digging it all because it's Adam Sandler it's the Adam Sandler dump. Him doing voices him putting people in crazy hair. Yeah. Just just for the cheap gag. This physical gags that are just with a cheap gag, and it's just like man you just right off the bat you come with a with a kit you like Adam Sandler movie opened. Pain a list. Yeah. Okay. You're going to do this voice. You're going to do this voice here. Here's a WIG Kevin James Stick, that on you put on this beard. All right I hate that we have to do this but after a while, once it gets. And established that yacht really like or care for Huby. I start going you know what? Everything except Huby is actually kind of funny or is fun I mean it's not like laugh out loud funny. No, but enjoyable I mean even with like I hate I hate huby and if you behead if everybody was trying to be nice to Huby are they ignored the fact the fact that the whole town hates ub just cruel to him. I'm sorry that made me like right. I was with the town on this and then as things yes. Steepest semi man I really liked Uber semi and he was so likable as a neighbor. There's a twist with him to crack my ass up and it got me well. I mean, they kinda show some of what the twist is there. It's just funny that he's so much like his character in. Hotel. Church. But also the character he was and monster house where he's the neighbor in the house like, Hey, come over here. Yeah. Yeah. He says the number cracker but stable seamy he's just like. He was so lovable of skull with the man Yeah I just like may not like him. Another thing I like this? No you look in league. That ain't in Oh my God. Rob Schneider, not being all. I was like Oh. This is this is pleasant. We he's not gonNA. Know. I can't believe. Yeah. There's a twist with. Me and I actually liked it. I was like Oh shit that will. Kind of movie that was clever. Yeah. You know another thing was like okay. So Julie. Bowen is the the love interest and you go like, oh? Yeah. He's the girl is you know? She's in love with him, but he's actually got the time this time the girl the love is age appropriate. She's she's barely younger. That's true. She still stupid is moving and they were I guess he was Happy Gilmore. I was like, all right because I was like we were in. School together I look like, Oh, well, it's not that far. Yeah. Works I'd has one thing I didn't buy I got on my nerves. We the how just didn't like there wasn't even gradual fallen in love it's just like oh you being unlike. Again I I noticed. Wacky. San Leandro. That's one I can't get with. So many of the supporting characters. The SNL. Like Maya Rudolph was cracking me up Maya Rudolph and Tim Meadows together they. I I saw some complaints about and they said, they give a whole lot in there I actually. At first maybe they weren't being used, but their Bantu got better. When it was just the two together. Yeah. Just cousin's each other out I just be Shitty to we talk especially her. Yes she was. Like no, it would be something. She's sit around on. Cruel to. Somebody gets on the night you up. You know what and hit look. This is Adam Sandler doing certain things. It is a little refreshing I'm so glad that they not take another vacation or I know I mean less Salem which is popping off late then It might be something going on, but I was so happy that. They went on know cruise didn't go to any island. You know it was happy to see them actually feel like they were trying to make a real movie. This time. Yeah. I mean. Even you know the the little mystery of the escaped convict and they disappearing people like you know it's got it's gotta driving plot I'm kind of interested. To say this but I said you know what I wanNA know what happens. I mean look I didn't see him but it's gotta be better than Bouma dear. Jesus Man Yeah Man. That's that is the ultimate insult with somebody says, you know Adam Salem made a better halloween with. Bouma D did did not put nearly this much work in now almost almost they almost have the same plot. Like kids go missing and Shit, and they're trying to figure out what the mystery is. Yes man no this is better than this. Huby Halloween part one, ain't no part to yet. But probably what is better than BOO and one put together Yeah this is. They at least they got locations A. Tyler Perry had to spicy had a house and a field. At least they got locations here. Yeah. Yeah. Many. What's the? The Halloween. Not only sets but the the art directions actually pretty nice. Yeah You know there's a lot of there's a lot of cool Halloween decoration going off like one hundred house they have in their Oh. Yeah. Yeah. There was there was I i. Love the fact that they have one of those haunted houses where they scare people but he's asking their screaming so much. We can even do. You know that's the one. That is the one right here that that made me. Let me jump that. Made me mad because he over does it but this is the one. WHO Maybe. Lose my job. He. Disturbed Oh my God. Man. Okay I do wish she got scared. xactly. A little thing that impressed me a lot. Such a little throwaway thing but. His bullies at one high school kid that any kid his Freddie Mercury costume. Damn. That is that is genius right there. That's spot on his Freddie Mercury costume was funny and they did something with it. That had me laughing. Something happened where he got. The at the beginning he got sick. He's gotTa wrong at the beginning he got snatched in his teeth blue. Yeah. He's got cory. For those. SIEMIAN RHAPSODY Two hours. Yeah. Just look more real. They did a book. And that's all they. was done. The teachers stayed up air polluting, right? Now man. I really am impressed with the. With the design. It spills like some money went into it I mean it really does look like maybe Tim Burton came in and did some consulting I mean the only? Losing sorry. Ladies Laziness was really in Adam Sandler's performance. Yeah. Exactly, exactly no, he was the only one just doing the same ocean air way they tried to update game up except him and what's so weird is like the him. During her voice thing I think he does all the time like you said might as well have just made it the waterboy at least like just meg it that same character and then we'd have something to attached to it. It would make sense. Yeah. posted. All right another Adam Sandler. Voice Guy. Whatever is that there's nothing that distinguishes huby outside of the way people react to him. Yeah. I mean that voice he did I'm GonNa look this up voice. He did. He did that when he was doing when he when he gave a speech for an Award Hello Critics Association thank You I'm glad somebody recognized me. Man, you. Don't have to do this character. You can be Adams just once because even looking at Kevin James in this I was like you know everything he's doing here. Would work just as well. If not better. If he didn't win win all that that we and all that who was unnecessary he'd have to do that. This he's Adam Sandler was doing this shit when he was just giving a speech. I liked to have some words which you. ME. Talk to you real quick. See. What were you doing we? We don't have a reference point. Would it be known as the guys who lost? Adams. WHO WE Get my movie I had to live in my car outside of fucking Ralph's. Begging for nickels gig star in all SAMA had to do is get Ted Sarande stone in do avoid right this no. Maybe. That was marketed for the move. Maybe that is Huby. You Know I. I also give him credit for this taking place in Salem and he didn't do anything predictable, which is new are maybe when clever enough you know I don't know I don't know but I thought they was surely GonNa do something usually that gets. PILED ON PRETTY HEAVY From Sand anybody doing something Salem Salem Yeah. Even though shack had me laugh man I know right check is the weirdest cameo in here and it actually speaks to like Adam Sandler. It gets weird like that. then. It works. I was like damn even. Stephen. Shack is better than you may character because we laughing at shacks acting whatever but I was like shack is funny yeah yeah. Man. I. I look. I ain't saying this is great. No way get. fucked up. He not run with this nobody's I Adam Sandler. Now, anything. But I will say I will say this man Oh and his daughters within the movie too. Yeah. His wife he and his wife Yeah Yeah that was another funny gag to and up into saint? Costume? Yeah. Yeah. Just like Har hardly quit. To. was that last year where all the women were going out like that. Yeah Man. This is A. This is it looks is. I don't know if this is just a backhand complimentary. I'm grade on a curve or whatever. But he's not as not as bad as I thought it would be when Adam, sandler he when he? When he was threatening to give us the worst movie. Ever because he didn't get any love the Oscars for uncut gyms want to sell. I'll tell you this purpose was to give us that terrible. Worst movie ever made he failed he failed again failed a geek even do that right now he not maybe he's just waiting to go maximum standalone people maybe has unleashed. Where they get a load of meat. which actually makes me terrified. Is because I don't know what's next. This is the calm before the storm, right? Right. But I gotta say Man Look I didn't hate it actually thought. For Halloween. It's fun man you know. I'm not gonNa tell anybody that you hate Adam Sandler. I'm definitely not gonNA tell you to just run and watch this I nine because I I don't think there's going to be much for you to actually come back saying. That was good. You know I'm not gonNA be responsible for that become back and being mad but I, will say for me maybe my expectations were very low but. Maybe, it's because I'm in a spirit of Halloween and is captured. In a fun way. Because like I said, it was all the people around him who was doing a better job than him and the movie actually did put me in I would say that. Will Give us a rental. Is and that's perfect because. It's right where it needs to be at home. Yeah I you know you talk about low expectations I mean. You don't get lower expectations than happy madison seeing that happy. Madison. Blur come on and after just watching the master disguise, I know Mac expectations were much lower. And when it started I was like well. You. Know we go and yet like you it star winning me over the less Adam Sandler was in it and the more I embraced my hatred of Huby. And did my people picking on him and he he is not without his charm at some point. I mean if you really hate that character and then you couldn't get through this movie. But this times I thought you know what I bet you could do this movie. Almost as it is without Adam, sandler or with him but with the different director like say Paul Thomas. Anderson. For comedy but just you know more of an indie kind of Quirky Com. Yeah or even like a brought up before if it was peewee. Herman instead, he could work for all of this but. As I went on I was like you know what? As a comedy. Some things work some things don't, but it does work as a Halloween movie which seems to be its point and at a time when people are just like man everything's down I just WanNa laugh I just WanNa light laugh I was like It kind of fulfills that. It's a rental. For Halloween I would even say it's a high rental. Beyond that no, and if you if you hate Adam Sandler I, don't expect this to win you over. Teeth right there but he looks like Nigel from just like a Brown Nigel from the bears oh? Yeah. No. Well, somebody put it in there. Man they said look the way to get. Corey. Martin like an Adam Sandler movie beat the shot. Adams. because. That's how when I was eight. Came to the rescue get that bitch. Well, just like like don't you try to make don't try to make me feel sorry for this guy. For him no, you've spent a good until the moons. Look a lot of this is a bad movie until they actually get to the part where it starts to pick up doing those parts is bad. The town tried to beat the side of him and I was rooting him on I. was happy I was happy because man those-those Goddamn thermos jokes like can we stop please? No no like I said man they had. If they had actually ended this movie had before. I. Even got to the good parts of the into half of it and burn this fucking to the stake. I'd be like, okay that was a good movie. Luckily. There's other people here. Really. He's not in it much but when he pops up, he's funny. Or some some Shit He. Really, Brooklyn. Just really and a Rainbow Wig. Goodfellas. May Have got crossed. people. All right. He's going to do. We're GONNA take a quick commercial break. Because we need to and then we'll come back. I'll do that time reach emails. So people will take a quick commercial break will read your e mails in between and we'll be right back with our next review. I'll do a very quick follow up Martineau, Sunday we're doing a woody allen movie. A rainy? Day in New York. Yeah. Really did not think we'll talk about yeah. No Man I thought you I thought you I. Thought you already side are seen it? No, those two we got I saw. All right folks what tell you what we'll be right back after this. Right, let me see. emails, emails. Got To do emails Let me see I don't think everybody for. All the support. Aung. Patriot. So you guys going in and helping out with that. Hazel. Hazel has birthday requests. Hazel says, thanks reading my last email I. Love your show in. CanNot Stop watching you guys yesterday was my birthday and would love it. If you would do a move review and Adam Sandler fifty first dates since you haven't watched it fifty first dates is one of my favorite Ron Calms but I'm biased because. It was based in Hawaii, which is where she's from. Looking. Hope you guys have a great night stay safe and healthy where we got a lot on the roster right here. So I cannot promise. and. In particular reviews naming what's her name? That is Hazel Hazel. I could tell you that it is one of my favorite romantic comedies and one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies but you know what? I haven't seen it. So maybe there's a reason to watch it. Because everybody keeps telling me how good it is. Let me see here. Already got. 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You know this wasn't hard horribly actually actually got some laughs out of What was that movie? Something that Lennon title where the the wife woke up from a coma and had been some years, twenty years or so and and the whole family is trying to pretend like like time hadn't passed. You saw and I didn't I remember you telling me about it and it sounded good. And it got it. It was well reviewed. I saw it I don't know. I'd have to go back and check and see. You know what I could also do. I could also just wait and do this on Sunday with you. I don't think anybody's waiting for this review. On you know I can do that. Let me see here. brand chester. I do want to ask if you saw these batch crazy trailer, some manage to two people have asked me about this. All right. You know what? Maybe I'll take a look at. One of my favorite people is back. Mel Gibson Yeah. Certain. You had your. I'll take a look at his trailer back. It's fun to watch him now just to see what crazy thing he's get into he's GonNa Act Yeah. Man I in Santa. This trailer that lasts the hurricane. Juanita. Man. He's playing. A retired. Sickly dying asshole cop is like all right Sam he. With the recent cancellation of. Blown NETFLIX'S Dangelo Danilo. MINARD. With the recent cancellation of low netflix due to covert nineteen I'm wondering why they also quick to council. One of the best TV shows I am to buy was. Okay if they can't get into production because I was thinking like glow. They wouldn't cancel it for ratings it would have. Cost it too high your people want more money or people aren't available what this person saying I'm not knowledgeable in TV series production but can't just wait and put the show on hiatus instead of straight up canceling it considering is not even a network TV show was it was not pulling in the re says when the highest rated show. Was it costing too much. I. Mean. How is just? Whatever building they go in to in a wrestling ring. Or maybe maybe Because I don't know because I'm just GONNA. Guess. Maybe the production just can't wait. Yeah maybe. These actors got to move on. Yeah, that's what I was thinking like we can't just sit here in limbo. Tiger Gd says over here he says. See this him right there. NETFLIX's didn't think it was worth the cost to shoot it. Kobe. Oh. All right. So there you go. Oh, Shit okay I wonder why the state there on a yeah Jackson people lot heightened is going out so much is he falling asleep? Mike Pence. Also flouted. Flowers at the whole time. Let's see here. Right in the C-. Maven cre-. Even crazy respect tyler. Perry. You GotTa respect Adam Sandler to did not give Adam Sandler I felt that you did it did I in and say, Hey, I case in a man's making money. Why would anybody ask him to stop? But the but what Tyler Perry Tyler Perry I gotTA support period because I've always said you know Hollywood has a problem with. working with people of Color always am still do today to certain extent I mean, yeah. Talking about diversity and everything. But to see a a black man, actually have his own studio. And get his money I mean like I say this look it's just movies may hang on by me if he's making make money with movies in the movies that much more hate him I hate your moves you should not exist you know none I don't do that I'm reminded the best way you can you have an ordinance? She doesn't people probably. Well, we do y'all cost too much stupi silly. When we got our people don't we? Don't know. Let's see. That's what. I've said this before. Swollen thing that I really don't like about this. I do this because we'll just ended up doing this but. I don't like that idea criticizing all the time like I said, these people I hit created man. Yeah to spend a Lotta time working whether you like the Mnay. There's a lot of people spend a lot of time working on a movie and these people are creating I. Just Movies Man I'm not GonNa sit here in hold. Adam, Sandler's movies against him as a human being I. Don't Hate Adam Sandler I just talked about the film I. Don't like them but you know I I respect anybody who has a fans has a game got the business I in like I said they're they're doing critic, sit around and just talk to you. You know I'll be the first one to tell you I, don't feel happy about this all the time. I'll be right there with you. Yeah. You know. A. See here. Somebody said you want to be a filmmaker at one time and we were GONNA make another film between end up doing this and it's just kind of. Is. kind of feel better just fell natural. I and I'll tell you that's it today What I like to do something like that. Yeah. But not not as a movie, I wouldn't WanNa work with that at all man how would I like what I'm doing right now movies. Like with animation man I wanted to be animated my whole life and I started doing national. It's too much work. A little reward, and I won't I'm not happy with money I want attention you know I wanna be I, want some spotlight on me. So I said you mean, I'll work my ass off this whole time. I did all this shit people looking at it they don't know who I am. Not I'm saying is a bad thing. 'cause some people love somebody desk doing that job drawn all day that's a dream and they can do it man and this and I envy them. No, I'm I'm right there with you I it was why hate working on video games really yes. Yes. All this and it was like nobody's even GonNa know I didn't hear this. Yeah. I I worked on a game and I put it up housing put up before go deep with it but I did game design most of the design most of the game was a couple of things I. was was the production manager on those games so I are at least the art director most games in a I. Remember seeing commercials for one and I went to, I remember being in target one time in the shelf was full of boxes of those games and I was like I'm walking passes and nobody could give a fuck about what I did. Nobody's buying his Dan gain but. Nobody knows nobody knows I that that's not that means that doesn't mean a lot of other people. But as a creator, I would like to do things and just kind of just take complete ownership over you know. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's a weird thing where I'm like, yeah, I don't feel comfortable being in the spotlight. But I do want acknowledged what? I did. Yeah, exactly. It was people saying what game it was A. Some you might not know it was it was a kids game was on it was on. I was working a lot children's games speaking to the wall Thornburgh Wild thornberrys. Thorn thornberry's game It was a game pack. was a wild thornberrys meet. The rugrats was working on different program. I started working on different Greg rugrats gained that did not get released. It was when they were teenagers home a guy that was that was the worst working. So long on a game that didn't at least get. Yeah. Over some legal shit. Our Man I worked on so much shit that did not get released. I worked on. I worked my ass off and we got. We finished in a never saw the light of day. It was a Garth Brooks Game Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Telling you about that Garth Brooks garth. Brooks as a kid and it was for the it was two games. It was one four American holidays and the other was folktales. And, I did everything on that I didn't do the backgrounds but animated the character design. And we've I remember I was like Oh. You know look I don't think going to sell like gangbusters because we were just making like these. These games were like kids small kids. And I remember doing that and that shit was gone I. Did I remember asking how to the mistress of what happened last thing I heard was like Oh, they said hiatus right now is coming out a long hiatus. Yeah. We I guess we still hate this man. Was A garth brooks gay man it was him and his hound dog. Solving Crimes Garth Brooks man was. Going through there was like. It was. A bunch of Click ables it was going like you would play the. Like you it was almost like a moving story book like want to hear about Paul, Bunyan though it'd be narration about Paul Bunyan, and you'll go in and click certain things to finish telling the story. Yeah. A Rug. Yeah. RUGRATS teenagers worked on. Nap Man that's the first time in actually we got a sneak of. Of that show before anybody knew that they were doing a show about them as teenagers. So we were under You know we had a we call it A nondisclosure. Yeah. and. We couldn't say Shit and like I was going to be cool. We're GONNA be the first one put design here. Game never got never got released. But yeah, it was a it was a wild thornberrys game that I worked on and it was five different games and wine, and they would just kind of kid-friendly friendly ripoffs stuff. Although I. Guess They'd like what are you GonNa do this game like well about trying. Okay do it. yeah man. So. That is why I like kind of doing this. I, don't I. One time I thought movies would be pretty cool and I still do I would love to do something again like that but I would wanna work for like some studio I wouldn't acting I would not want to go to STU to To cast and direct and have been telling me. No, I'm just maybe fragile. May My Eagles who high? I'll walk out telling me fucking. No. A special personality that can do that and that's off. Yep You're right for that. Somebody say you're doing? The animation DT like the spill sketches well, I mean you know. I guess those kind of my, you know my my my comic. Sensibility is going into their and my animation sensibilities going in so I mean, yeah, the. It'll be a little different I guess like I said won't be taking stories who knows where that will lead I mean that's how we start out. You know you start out with something you just don't know how it works after. So we'll see how that goes man but yeah. I would love to do an animated series at one time. Can't say who can't say what it was for somebody even out there knows it. I was talking to someone about doing I still can probably get it done about doing an animation. Pitch. Animated show. All the stuff started happening here and I still have the script and everything for us on Mike. Now might follow through with it, but I just got real busy twitch came and was like a can you produce this? We'll have to produce his show and whatnot but I still might do it man Mojo thing is If it would be cool if we could get into animation animation is cool y'all love it. We'll get we'll do it on a consistent basis and we get enough money to where I don't know. Maybe there's some kind of way we can do some sort of series with it. I'm not saying network series. Tell you a series would be you and Ralph back she. Now. You told me not to do it. But now now I'm thinking about a wicked be animated where you could really go off on your retailing of things. We're just taking those conversations and animated. He won't like that. He wants me round back. She animated he he said I'm not doing the interviews on what I want you to do is do a documentary about me and help me get my grammy for the Song Nigga Man has what I want. I. Don't want you to go through that being embedded like that but I would that shit and watch it religiously. Over over. Just arguments between animating. Now the thing about it would be insane. That that would be. That would be funny. We I can. I can see how shit would just evolve it. We get. It we get insane especially if. His his technique. wrote a scope and putting. overlaying film. Film stock in a background. I could. See Shit I could see like like. Mation can see how that him him and I will arguing. Nesh it with. That would devolve into. Just the weird is crazy to mation with him and I just screamed at each other. Out. Now. See. John Kay's animation, right that's the only part of that thing that cracks me up all the time. Let me see here me. So some people have given us. In the chat. There it is. Somebody gave it to us. Let me. Let me download this. Mel Gibson's latest. Latest adventure latest craze as invent. Excuse me adventure. Got Them burbs going on that thing I was giving me the bubbly man. We gotta get him back out in the wasteland. Yeah post apocalyptic wasteland where he belongs. Who knew that he was really built for the apocalypse may we always thought that was a character now it's crazy to be out there fighting mutants shit. Let me see. Let me download this who. Enjoyed the Review Oh. Yeah. It's very good points man. Thank you. Thank you. Let me see here. So. Let's see. So people telling us Mel Gibson is bag. Craze as Mel Gibson his. Got This. Just. Sounds funny. It's the. You gotTA watch a trailer. With. Mel Gibson in it for movie called Fatman. That's the name of that's the. It is that based on the the old detective characters I don't know. Yet they should be a radio show called the fat man. He was a detective got jake in the Fatman Front No. No. But it was one of these things where they always say Dashiell Hammett's the Fatman. Dashiell. Hammett wrote the thin man. They can with Fatman and he was like, yell sue and they like what have we give you credit for it? Oh okay. I don't know. So you think more intelligently nine maybe. Give him a fat suit. Walking around. So. Let's take a look. Take a look at the Batman. Starring craze as Mel Gibson. Undue. Influence. Maybe it's time I retired. Still. Kisla near Blackman Beg away from me. She's pretty she don't. She don't know your girl. been you must be. Paying attention was going to over here in the states. Yeah I'm surprised as well you'll pat. Two holes in the slave. Wanted me. Loathing for a world forgotten. He's a shark I've done. I mean I guess if he was rolling around these halls music. Just finished shadow of. States military would like to procure your services is is one time deal Jim. Are you get the Fuck Outta here? Is this him as Santa Claus? He's the Fatman Batman. He's got a beat. He's out there and it looks like in the North Pole is a big boy I'll. I'm their first day at this is Mel Gibson is Santa Claus Kick Ass Santa Claus. Beating the shadow people. Oh. You're going to break your embargo. Yeah. My had to pass on. Are. You make the goal and the kids are well I. Hope. For young. Slave No you. Was Somebody. Gives close. Okay. How bad this all aluminium words you put out there I got to see this. Sure. I gotTA. See was happening. Looking for the Batman. Series. This what people actually think. Christmas. Is a far Simon joke. Its purpose his hunting. Kill some tax. There is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions. What Man's had sort has wrought the mold no one is beard. Shaving off deadman's spirit. Worker sure have healthy appetites swells live much longer than humans Chris say. It's a giving that keeps him Yup. Those Known hopes. The first. Job. Fat and jolly. Saying. Lips. No Man maybe he's he's turned over a new leaf. Maybe that's why he's been. So aggressive towards black people he's always one lead you always want to black chick this. Maybe maybe this isn't trying to get some forgiveness maybe. He's Turn out all the ELVES Jewish. You can their chocolate. Folly crossed over. You know what? I'll be man. Some black has chilled. Some black woman just killed him the fuck out. Got Us thinking this whole time. Come on you sleepy. Got His on you. S. Donald. Muggy wasn't blitzer Terry package clean off. Man Listen jokes joke. But that looks fucking stupid. And that's why. I love it just. She's rated onto. It is. Yeah. No, of course, it's stupid. That's why. That's why I. Love What you want us. You'll love it now just to you watch it. and. You Sit Nagel. We'll see but right now. I want this dumb shit. This is great. You wanted to get it. You want nothing to do with it. Okay. Know, we disagree to disagree on this. We want this right now. Now Look I would I would gladly say you were right when I say like bullshit but for right now I need to see for myself. This is striking me as one of those movies they show at a festival like fantastic fest and then the crowd goes crazy for it. He can barely hear the dialogue because it's screaming and everything. Yeah Man I'm right craft. Drunk right now. Okay Look I. Just loved that Mel Gibson is getting crazier. Mel Gibson is. Mel. Gibson is so crazy right now, he kissed a black six CHESA crazy here. To. Kiss. All right come on I could do it. One take. No Man I I need to I, need to see this. I. Need This right now. I ain't saying me and mill cool yet. But this will get you halfway we but you know. We we started to work things out. Here to do is just keep at it. Wear you down. A bad ass. Crazy. fucking. Santa Claus. Yeah. Fuck you. I won't that. Suck it's worth it. Man. I, love it. Because I I love. Santa Claus is bad as but I love like the kid here. We got this little kid who's ready to. See here. I love the kid is billenness's fuck. Yeah. He was the bullying A. Good Boys. Was He was that the one? Yeah Nagel. Full Villain. What the big man's had sort has wrought they mold. His beard I'm not shaving off. Did Man Spirit. Worker sure have healthy appetites why elves live much longer than humans at Chris. hard-drinking Santa. Claus. A no no. Bush's Santa Claus I like that man like that. Yeah people are you know? The other thing is that if they're gonNA, go right at are. kind of crazy shit and that's all right. I'll be I. WAS GONNA. It's GonNa. Be. Super Bloody. I mean, I'm not WANNA WANNA see blood just to see blood y'all know that. I love this to he's ready. Casino when I saw this as when I thought it might be PG thirteen I'm like they just go go soft some things number of our youth making poor decisions No shock the fuck that girl aggregate kidding. Yeah. Man I mean, looks like with the kids screaming getting the coal and like fuck you. All right. I'm there with this. Is just. Like that anything in his trailer was your look look on your face when you saw the coal realize you really was. It was like a little kid at Christmas. I'm the one that had. Oh Wanted. US. Just the right amount of silliness and makes me think our laws you take yourself too serious but serious enough to where you know. You you'RE GONNA at least approach it. Airbus be acting seriously nobody's going to be doing tongue-in-cheek Shit. No, it's GONNA. It's GONNA be a tongue in cheek movie where everybody is going to be playing it serious. Sure I. Love that kind of thing. Yeah Man I'm look I'm I thought I'd never say this, and this is why you just never say never because I was on that fuck mill gifts and training. You with the conductor I'll know about the put that bitch. He called me a pack of News I. Don't know if I can take that now looking at that. Gives us back. took. The weapon six. Now, wait to see that. Yeah put him in old daddy loves together. Gets all. Black. Yeah I ain't I I'm still. I'm. Still say Fuck Mel Gibson man ain't down with them. But you know like, fuck fuck him the man, but I'll do some crazy shit you. Ain't kidding he's insane ain't. No going back. So yeah man. Mel Gibson back on my Dick. Again Hong Kong. Be Hang onto ball's a little bit. We'll see when's it coming out they? They showed a date I didn't catch it. Let me see here. Oh, that's a good. That's a good question November seventeenth yeah yeah. Right around the corner this is going on digital you noticing all of. A Christmas shown that early November yeah. So Danny, McBride and David Gordon Green producing this. Oh. Yeah well, you didn't say that. Changes everything fat that does change things and explains Walton Goggin. Also, Yeah Lozano really support gives them much I. Wanna I just WanNa to get that straight but. Mel Gibson. Those guys I told you medicine people I can't support Mel Gibson committing a crime and everything you know. I don't know what his stance on things right now but you know I know I'm not on that. Cancel the I want I, want to counsel him I never saw. That some people say that about Mel Gibson and just kind of like Shit you say what you say I don't know where you stand right now. Now you say that Shit again is like all right. If I know the day you still there I can't do it this way too many times but Yeah, you know the day just like fuck? Yeah. How long ago? was that it was it was a while back. You know what? I mean yeah. And I still don't you know. Still think people still think Hollywood kind of turn their. Blind to this shit because he's kind of a Hollywood legend but yeah, I mean I should. So long ago it's some stuff. I just can't hold onto you know what I mean yeah. No. Way and Yuda to hold on a couple of things like a Riano feelings her own Polanski never seen anything he does I will never support him I'm again the walk that line with a craze as. J. K. Rowling I'm you know I'm getting like what she's doing? I? Don't I I I don't feel like I can support somebody who I just don't think you know who is actively out there give me misinformation has avoided a crime or something woody Allen Woody. Allen I'm still questionable about Woody Allen but Allen, he did his time in court. His life is what it is. Now you know in there's still no proof that he actually did some of the things that you've been accused that comes out I'm that motherfucker has gone too but yeah. So. Yeah, you know. Anyway. The, this'll be a good segue. It would be if I was doing it but I'm not going to do tonight I'm GonNa. Wait for Sunday Mel Gibson took you place would ever. Do this review you. Thank you. Damn PUNK is is, is meant droopy for a while. Yeah Yeah, we'll do the. We'll do the review on when I can do it with you. Okay. You know you talk about it twice. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. So Mice and more email Laura do one we. Another email. Thank you for the Fatman trailer. Definitely will put that up. Acid as crazy Danny McBride yeah. All right. Yeah and McBride Brandon Joe. David. Gordon Green. All right. I mean, yeah. The the Halloween guys. ORLEAN with the movies being pushed back mostly to twenty twenty to tell you what I gotTa do a commercial break twenty two. Yeah Man. There's a okay. I'll talk about this folks won't take a quick break. We'll continue to emails and we'll be right back. After, this. With moves being pushed back mostly to twenty twenty two do you think they should just go to deep at thirty dollars like Moulin at this point is better than waiting a year more love your podcast. Thank you Julie I heard rumors. That are just read. One particular thing they said wonder woman might. Actually be going to streaming. Oh really yeah and they say that happens then that's you know. But James Bond is still slated for. April Twenty Twenty One Year right now right now, they just keep putting dates on there. Just a ding sure people know they got to. Give people hope. Then there's a lot of people who love data's now who on that thing like? Did. Not, make it through this dope. They may be coming back something better. Yeah it is of. The just not GonNa make it in the in the form that they're in right now. Sure. Yeah. I I'm mentally to myself up for it and then I just I just can't do it do what go to a theater I'll say I went to see tenant because I knew that they would have like special precautions in place because. The, the the the studio, Cher overseeing Nassar, and until you wasn't that bad but I don't WanNa. Do it outside of a screening you know I don't want to go on a regular day although I saw that on a team where I was looking at how they had People coming in I didn't. Look that bad. But that's a long time. Be sending this out with something. Those those bugs are in there. A long time to get to you brought up doomed got pushback. Did it yeah October twenty twenty one. Okay, they will come do was gonna come out this December. Under that one eyed at, that's not happening I know. They just put out a trailer for. For what was that called Free Guy December twenty second that is not happening. I'm telling you right now and they're not doing that. So. Yeah. Man I don't know what cinemas going on on the was going go. I do I do know that the suffering very much and I don't think it's going to the gun exist the way they are right now because I think is just an evitable that a lot of the movies that we took for granted as going to the theater not go theater anymore some of your bigger ones will wait it out. In the might just might have to go to stream. But there's also the question of productions get back on. So we can have new movies and programming YEP that is true. 'cause that's an extra precaution they have. There's so much TV. But eventually, those things are GonNa hit the point where it's like we can't make new episodes. Well. Tyler Perry is GonNa fix it. Everything's going to be animated. We'll see how it goes. All right guys. another talks toxic glorified romance on Fuck what is this hour? Hello DT gentlemen this is from Baena Davis. Hope you guys have phone with the show tonight and I hope you're all doing well and he's crazy times to make this even more interesting. I think I was wondering have you Heard of or even checked out. After we collided a sequel to after. I have not heard of that. Movie called after because man, this was a whole lot worse than the first one are even just as worse in my opinion if you haven't seen it the trailers enough to go what the fuck which I'll put it right up with three, hundred, sixty, five days. That's pretty bad at the case. Yeah, I was really pissed off about that whole thing whereabouts getting mad at cuties and nobody said anything about three, sixty five. Have you heard after? nope. either. Let's see here. Guys. a south special. They have you seen it. Not Matthew. White. Have you checked out the South Park pandemic special aired last Wednesday. They great on episode they nailed trump. It was awesome. and honestly think that hard to nail. You. Easing doesn't fish in a barrel shit right there. This is Kobe Karen. Kobe Keirin. That's the title of the. Email. From yesterday but he says the. Business. When it came cross this clip that was making the rounds online clip of hiring story of a woman was suffering the indignity of having to care about the once other people. That's right a Cova Karen went to hear how you guys felt about it. I don't know we have time to watch it. I'll watch it later because I've seen a lot of these I. Mean I feel about this stupid. I've seen so much bad. I can't say anything man. Yeah, you talked about before the name Karen, even came up. Yeah. This stuff is crazy about him and he's got no sense. incredible TV show. Sub, DT the idea of incredible TV shows intriguing to me. You'RE GONNA have the first two films a show that sees them growing up and maybe a third film where they're all adults it's kind of odd to have a standalone film for fourteen years and then a bunch of continuations but the characters are so strong it is it going to be not hurt Okay I don't know if that's happening. Finally. Austin what are you thoughts on bamboozled? Pay. Cory Martin hope guys doing well this week for my American Film and Television Class on taken this year. We had to watch spike. Lee's two thousand film bamboozled. It was the twentieth anniversary of win. The film was released yesterday and I want to know what your thoughts on the move on the movie if you haven't seen it. Thanks from DT twelve ounce Mouse Austin. You seem bamboozle yeah. A like bamboo that I was not really into Damon Wayans performance. Yeah I didn't like his choice of performing his what he chose to do with that voice, it's it's irritating doesn't fit everything else in the movie seems to be in one realistic universe in his one where you like wait sitting somebody point this out but besides that really loved the movie. UNTIL HE GETS THEIR THIRD ACT WAY didn't know what to do. Yeah. Like a lot of cycling. You feel you know what a movie fails if when they get to third act, somebody pulls out a gun. When it's A gun it's like all right now, you're looking forward to some shock resolution. That is true. That's a great way of putting it. Yeah I was interested in seeing this because this this was made I don't know they talked about this in your class. But one of the standout things about this is digital video was starting to big. And? People were experimenting. They shoot stuff on digital men and putting it on big screen in looked like shit on the big screen but everybody was trying something new. everybody wants to get into the new this new digital revolution that was happening with film. I was I was set to replace film. So a lot of people when in experiment with with the hopes of getting a head start Owen film went digital. And that was the mainstream. In Hollywood I WANNA to show that will make headlines. The huxtables. Jeans Jeans, revolutionary we can't go down again. The network does not want to see Negros on television unless they are food. The hell is. No nobody does quitting of a contract. Anyway, I get out of that I get fire and that is what I intend to do. I know you're familiar with minstrel shows variety shows like in living color right? That was DOH man tab. Room. Strokes show. We're going to need a little more money for this. And Friends Alley mcbeal. Amos and Andy we putting white actors black face where using black actors with blacker face. You know this is you even when it's on. You Watch it on a computer you can see the quality of it. Then, but they were able to blow this stuff up to like thirty five millimeter and tweak it and do some things to make better. This is why I don't like to show to in 'cause like. You know it looks like that accession year except without. Without the Hollywood money to tweak it out to look even better You know it doesn't. Yeah. You know what I'm saying you see this and it's already like you see youtube videos. Yeah Ray. Me May with phones that looked better than this. Only This fall right out man. Yeah Man. But I really like the movie I do. It's you know you have to understand if you look at it people say it looks like Shit. It was a product of his time and there was a train happened to a technical trend technology trend. That like the movie. Yeah I remember really really liking it and being mad that it went where it did. Yeah. You know now that listen to Damon Wins Voice didn't bother me that much like I thought I remember back in the delving. That's kind of weird I guess I got used to it. I guess he's trying to be you know pretty black man. I guess. But still was like it's off puddings yeah. Right guys that is it we're GONNA get out of here now. Thank you so much. enjoyed. Hanging out with you guys enjoyed the reviews. Policy here. Thank you guppy Kells. There's no blink man no, it is not blaming have better production until you then. Folks, before you go until you, you know we talked about a lot of things and we're talking about a major early Help US start getting animation going. Go to the patron. Support US over there subscribe and get get us to our goal of two thousand dollars so that we can start actually. Moving up but tell you. removed. We are doing this also to give you some bonus content bonus. Bonus streams. 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THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 10 - 06 - 2020

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THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 10 - 06 - 2020

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Bill Maher that changes everything sure does. It changes every taste been eighteen years since I've seen it I watched it like last night. I. Got I'm telling You I. Remember it so bad I membership from that. Cal. Yeah. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA get into people. We almost got somebody. Say we almost got thousand people right now watching so people wanna see this review so let me Ask. This one. This. One. A lot of people man lot of people wanNA. See this I tell you what? I'm going into the review and we'll get into an early today since we got a lot of people watching. To be taking up your time, but we do have to do things before we start. Head. fugger. You know my nerves he made i. tell you make me mad every show. Put It on. First couple you laugh with a third. More focuses some. Oh. Okay. Near somebody said, you almost got a thousand. Two Thousand and Patriot yes. We almost got thousand dollars in Patriots. You know what? Since you brought that up. 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I've seen these kids at school and Jim Jim is the worst because ain't nobody really keep an eye on these kids you know talking to coach goes away for a little while doesn't bullshit on. and. He leaves. Drinking. Coach. was that recently that said our kids they're all psychopaths. Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Point taking. A look back at all. Yeah. Exactly. Nah, I remember we used to when we sit in gym and it was guy ninth grade. It was guy, it was a custodian the janitor he's he walked he used to have. I don't know. He has some condition where spinal and yeah. He could use to walk with shake all those kids at the time. There was a there was a song. Shake Day. Every. Every time that do. All those kids start saying girl want to shake you down. Well. Wow. That's High? Acuity. That guy just ignore it he just jangled on. Jangly man who patients patients Your time and we'll get the. Yeah. Man. Who goes together saying I want to say Gregory Abbott but that's the governor. Not. 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Somebody say, Hey, look at his review this crazy video of Jamie Foxx from Sesame Street and I looked like two video. Fuck, you wasting my time with this. Review what it's two seconds of video. Putting his Shin fucking mailbox right here stuff to do and I played video probably time. Just watching it laugh laugh my ass off. Do Mata Motto you'll me I talked about that yesterday for a long time. Let me see here. See and find A. Buddy show this weird me up man. Let me see. There we go. Jamie Foxx on Sesame Street. And he's the. Singing about the nutcracker suite. Let me see here. Okay. Yeah he's in. They just put some in front of his brothers face. It freaked him the fuck out. See. Let's go on A. Sesame street dissociating. The. Word. Came on titties hanging out. Fixes. Man Like you know where you're going right. Here it is. Let me okay this. Be The came in yesterday and it. Cracks me up man I don't know what what they what they put in front of Jamie Fox's face. I don't know if he was just not prepared for what he saw, but some just fried his brain at that moment. He's like, wait a minute what. Let's say Y'all got dad's mice. Prepared, prepare Alleanza. subdues costume sheets like now fuck. Shit. Dancing almost to put a picture here in fucking a Duda. oops shit. Bitch. Shit. I don't know what they put up in front of here. But Somebody's see some they supposed to have reaction the muppets. Jamie, Foxx like fuck. The hell is that are you really? Love. Face okay. I got my face anybody else can do the. Sheet. Mice candidates. Yeah Man. Oh, yet people don't make that email. Yeah. What the free came out so much I. Don't know I don't know what happened I think he's trying to make a mouse face. Is that what? happened. I think that's where he thinks it is. This was. lassie everything but the mouse over. A little bit of ratting to. Dust. This, is weird. Amass that they must have showed him like he must've done slow me takes them wasn't doing what they want. Do I do well, how about this then yeah yeah. Get the picture him fucking do nothing. Or? We'll take it or he's all set and he was a tear on and they were like we got some. Freezer right. Right. Brain is fried. I don't know what they did to this brother Radia. FREAKED Squirted eliminated as. It does seem like it's short-circuited is bringing. Heated. have he didn't have a reaction for if? Not, at all, there wasn't even his repertoire. Wasn't the dancing. Mouse. This going to look. God pull your pants back up. Trying to do. Jamie tiny do something. He must not just been giving them a reaction you must have been like. Yeah whatever I know. All right. You know what? Call the general template engine. Beach. Is. Good to me. That the reaction y'all won't we'll. We'll take more than before. Somebody. said the mice will kill it though we look at. Again down and Out. Came after him make that experience no choice doesn't keep dance today. I said he probably WANNA. Fuck one the mice. That's where little shit. See. That is that's the closest that look gets to. Tell. Me these mice with this fly sit. I have a certain predilection. Get up. Somebody said Daddy just kicked in. They say you didn't know Jamie was a furry. Yeah. We don't make that new moderate their. Somebody somebody's I cannot with this is barely you can't either. Too. Much. Jamie short-circuited man. Of A short like electro. People that's the they came from me. Yeah Dan Pink when they're. People's fine. saw. That crescendo on this. Journey. What am I indebted? Horford. Unsettling it's. It is the music combined with these dance and ask. Jamie Foxx help helping with. Face, you know all this should is. Face. To face. We've. All just we'd. Go. On. Unsettling is. Waving around. A kind of a moon then. Yeah. Maybe that's why he had that big lava. Admit I'm like, okay he's like the fucking. You're going to be doing this you. GotTa suggestive mistreat there's No question. Call. My agent. Yes maybe Jamie Fox took some shit before we got, we'll have you know state of the art puppetry. Because it is kind of like this, the new systems of an. HBO Does. Have Money. This is from two, thousand, two, thousand, eight. Okay. Yeah. Yeah I said I was from two thousand eight. Like I said. That Jamie Fox took some shit before he. Waited that he took but when it came out, shit kicked in quick. Not Now not now please God. No Jesus. Now I'd just waited. Longer. Right. Up. My, mind. Up Fuck I don't know what's real anymore. She's Christ. Almost. Almost, done just. No big moves. Mice Gabe eighty lost. Jamie. Get. Jamie, why'd you take the ship before you came in here? Yeah Be. A. Jamie A. Jamie to ate the whole bag mushrooms if we got on the set of Sesame Street. Is. Jesus. No Not Mel God no, please. No. Might look over and got blood. National. Okay. Just keep playing. Music is so unsettling. Really like are dancing. Jamie. Shit Hi. Jamie. James Clean episode of Sesame Street. One more time but somebody said new sub blurred right there. Which one right? Danton mice. She bill on the table. So. Brian. This let. Me Forgot he's gone. All right. You know. Maybe If A. Crescendo as the subway. Dives too long giving nightmares. Yeah. Yeah. Man. Maybe, a context this would make sense did I, was watching it. But when you when you isolated and like I said that faced on him. When you when you you, you see when they says kicking right now God. Yeah man when you isolate is weird imagine when When you watch the whole thing, it's not as creepy. But. I still can't make sense of this. Data. Right there I don't know where that came from Matt. How much you watch this? No. No somebody said one twenty, two into the video. Let me see here. And like a David Lynch kids movie, I could see that. You know what? If I could do visuals where it? You know what I can do visuals me if I could have the mice. Dance. Jamie Foxx like. Yeah. We could probably maybe maybe we can do that. We'll play around. We'll see. We'll see we'll see how it goes. But I have a funeral people nervous. I fill in the. Context as Megan sends either. The rest of you. Know. Still. I don't I have no idea. Portals. Yep. Maybe, you hanging out with elmo should probably gave this. Puts them sitting his waters council. Why of Crazy. Economy Jamie on the. FIRST ONE'S FREE Oh. arrived. Take. coon out. See here. All Right Go ahead and Take, a commercial break real quick, and then we're GONNA get back. Into the review before we do that. Let me tell you how. You can email us while we take their commercial break because that's what would be like do we like to email to from you? So if you could please. I'm going to help you help me. I'm on the information you need. If you plot a keyboard, there's one right there using get close with US and other witted type Infamy K. 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Cut to a quick commercial break. Let me see how we got some new people on Patriae. Very nice somebody even went for that fifteen up there. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm telling you when we get to where we need to go. We're GONNA get animation started I'm already drawn people this Friday I believe either Thursday or Friday you'll be able to say I got a bunch of stuff to do an interview come up with Bob Gale the guy who produced back to the future Oh but that's not gonna be live some of these people they don't want to live Prerecorded maybe show it on Sunday they wanna be able to come and go like, Hey, that thing I said take that too late I'm ally like. Oh. Yeah I got you. It's Not Something I got. Show all this so many times done long interviews with people and they come back. Makes days, Ainley hey some of that stuff I can you take that out? Like what? The Hell Satan. West I talked about my last studio or the producer worked with and you just not. On I had already edited that. Use The N. Word or Something you that part. Which porn should several times? Sure I. got you. Yeah. No, cutting on around here. I WANNA. Cut. Stuff leaving all the stuff you don't want. Do that Snyder. Got His cut cory. Cory Cut. The keep? David Peanut. Butter. dyson. Somebody said that twelve hour stream was awesome. Thank you. Thank you for that. Jeremy Johnson. Let's see. Thank you. That was Matt Matthew White. That twelve hours. Dream was awesome. Last week. Has Something Nice to listen to. During a twelve hour drive I'm glad you well, our yeah, I'm GONNA trucker. Yeah well, I'm glad we gave you some occupy your time with. There's a Chris Coach right there. To. Yeah Yeah I liked didn't I like and I had a good time. At a real good time. All Right Joe might do some for Christmas when it comes around. Since people asking for a Christmas episode. So you know my my brain, some Christmas decorations in here. Kind of get a Nice Chris Masih, atmosphere party atmosphere gonNA bring some Eggnog and. A Little Bourbon. Look Christmas Birmingham. Might even get a visit from black applause. Of another. Zach clause. So again before we can this commercial break this Friday, we're going to be doing our live viewing party for the stuff and you have to be a Patriot member our member on the site to go ahead and watch that and. We have another stream. I. Think on Friday we'll have another patriotic stream are stream for people have to scrap to double toasted dot com are patriot, and that'll be with the stream of me giving people a little sneak peek of the drawings that I have made some the people that have subscribed at the higher tier the highest here and whenever we get around doing animation, we'll have you guys up and ready to go. And, Yeah. That'd be it for right now as far as we know. Got A movie poll again today for you. You don't have to give any subs substance time you've got given enough. We'll be back though but it's for Halloween I think that'd be the perfect time to get Michael Traps, and in here to talk about his love of Halloween resurrection. That's where. The infamous Michael Myers was defeated by Busta rhymes. K.. You know. I. Don't think so. that. What he saying? No, he's it. All Times I. Might. Michael Mayes. So Yeah he'd be karate on him and everything, and Michael Traps and talk to me for about forty minutes about how much he loves. About how much you know I'm gonNA call them right now for doing things see see if he'll do it. He talked to me about forty minutes. He loves. Halloween resurrection. We'll see if he's on right now see we can get him committed right now. Because, I texted him, he didn't want to answer me back. Aw. I think he saw the Texan didn't want to answer unless he's upset because I didn't do it sooner. Because I know we talked about doing it like a couple of months ago. We never did that would be. Yeah, I don't think he'd mad they don't think he may. He might. He might be practicing new moves or something. Dancing something right now. He's not doing dancing all the time. Yeah, I don't think he's not going to answer right now I'm leave a message. Traps you. Michael Traps. We'll get a hold of him later see commit him to the show. But Yeah folks put up this poll after the commercial break. So let's go and do the commercial break real quick and. As my button so that we can do that and we will do that. We see here. Yeah. There it is. will do some emails while we're doing commercial breaks and we'll be right back after this. Oh, let's see. I want to show some nice artwork just in case people to see a last night. Let me see here. We had some nice artwork somebody. I'm starting to show people's artwork a lot more. Because you guys do such a excellent job better. But let me see here. This is from Known. Now, what I wanted God damn. You know. That you bitch get you busy got too many pictures up. There you go. There we go. Right there. Monica is very nice. Man Monica said here. She wants to actually do some pictures of all of us for Christmas and she says, she didn't have time to do it right now. But for Christmas, she wanted to get a head start on that. So she wants to know what we would like to be wearing picture and whatnot I'll get that information to you but she said for right now. Are. One more time let me see here. From Monica because I got to go over to the emails anyway Monica. Very nice for this very sweetie I appreciate it. Let me see here. Is that Monica right there. There we go. Very nice of her. She said I WANNA do some fan off with crew for Halloween but I don't have time however, I can do one for the holidays. If you want, you can tell me what outbid you'd like to wear I'll do my best to get on everyone's side. In the meantime I want to show. Core bought some love and I drew him I. Hope he likes and there's a picture right there. That's very nice and you give them some broad shoulders. Neck and. We're GONNA. Yeah Yeah we'll get going. You'll be happy to see that. and not doing twelve streams trying to get his they've tried to get some practicing boy that was watching him in in Herman. Herman with Christmas May. I don't know what he said, but it was a point he said. Did I do. Up because you. Think at some point over the table. They made up. The good good good for now but now. There's something we should. kind of crazy didn't. Yeah because He. was making. But good. Now, it's good. To and everybody you know nobody was nobody was Chris I got I got a comedian Chris is a thing because I talked to Chris and Chris Chris Very cool. About things and Chris has been very helpful. One of the best people we've had come in. Chris wants to get things. Right. So you know when things mess up on the air, he's not used to that like we are. which is great because you know, I I'm some of of a of a perfectionist when things. Kind of pointed out and he's not used to do anyway he's like, no, I care about I care about the presentation I care about what we're doing I don't want. They don't want this to look bad. So we talked about then. Really Cool meant you had that kind of attitude easily I just I just felt bad because it wasn't just. I just I was flummoxed in things more working right now is cool. Down the whole rest of the day after that he no, he was he was and he's like. Yes. That's always worried about him. I was like man he's not eating I was like Chris. You're right? He's account by. Not, because I was by Sunday, I was like, oh well, let me go ahead and get to this. And I know you. Probably. Primarily me and everything. But now he was he was He was very cool about I appreciate the fact that he wanted to. He wanted to actually come in and make things right in here. But I told him I said, and that's why we did. I said know we got time I said No. is going to be messed up and that's why we did it. So we had to figure out how to do this, but I appreciate the perfectionist inside of him. Yeah but eating better. We seem better by Sunday no, by Sunday. Sunday, he was cool because. I almost now they get your shit together. Okay. No. No I didn't. Know I told him as a lot of people that I do that too. But I ain't GonNa you know I'm not GonNa do that today 'cause it's twelve hours and I appreciate you you know yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. But people feel Narayan I know a lot of people like the. Okay. If I'm okay. Yeah he's good. Man He's actually really. Really Good Guy Man. Let's see here. Somebody wants to review. The avengers the Marble Game. It is out. What understand four or five? Four. We see here. All right. This is caliber rudd. Calibrated says. Hey. Double toasted gang just recently found your channel about half a year ago and while so have become great fan and really enjoy your content. I was wondering what your thoughts are on the Will Smith Two thousand movie hancock while it has its flaws I see it as a very underrated movie. and Phil had been sick Gilligan hat time to finish it before you started breaking bad. It would have been up to its full potential. What's your Martins and billy starts on this man I've only seen handcock once and I thought to start out great and I don't think it actually met through the promise of his premise. Alone. Movies broken into thirds. I third is awesome. Fulfills the promise of like this is on premise. He's a bad superhero. Yeah and then they just went but we came make will smith bad drops he drops it. With he drops the cadence of speech, drives the Kentucky, what the Charter school which he doesn't goes to prison. Talking the same way. Yeah, and then the third act makes no sense at all. It was a typical Hollywood thing. They had the premise, but they were caught between this thing of. Interference from people saying like. All right. One we really make will smith the bad guy and superheroes not something that really sells the product. So we had to tone it down at PG thirteen also. They can't follow through on the whole thing. You know this black do what does white chicks they couldn't follow through any kind of romancing. They WANNA do like it was going to be like Oh. Man He's he's stealing Jason Bateman wife but that was the thing they couldn't abide by. So they had to make it like, Oh, well, she's also his species and this is how they can be again and they can't. They cannot kiss at all been up with them blog loops on that. Once and then they they end it right there those she goes. Yeah. But yeah. Michael Trabzon. WanNa man. By Man How you doing. toasty man need T- merch. Man We all. Brothers good to hear from me on the show right now, and the reason why I called you because I want to log some down. So we got Halloween as month and with thinking about doing a Halloween show. Our Halloween movie review and I thought now this would be the time to come in and do Halloween resurrection. Thing. You know. So maybe about a couple of weeks on on a Tuesday night man, we'll have you on and we'll do review for for that. You'll be may WanNa rent a point on. That show. Favorite. Ain't. happening. Man where you went the night. I don't know you were talking about this. If thirty minutes forty minutes of the night and I was I was into it. I, was like man said, he's way into Halloween resurrection. Spence. Okay. You're no. Jarring. Short, okay. Then you know what I wanted to set this up with the People's I'm GonNa, make the short phone call because we're on the air but I just want to I just want to hear your voice in in going commit to announce. Details afterwards. Yeah. Man How you doing man you all right. Thank goodness. It has some things happened, but we we grew we beckon it working all couple of things to come out in. The stuff away since they don't it. All right. We'll talk about all that man. So when we come on to do the review will, which is making the the Michael Traps in show. Let's see what was up with doing everything was what would they? End Up. Doing. A couple of weeks a couple of weeks from now. abloh Santi too so so hard. So. Something about it. Martin. The HARA joints. Right man. To man the Saint Lawrence. Hey Man I still got the whig brought. Make it happen make it a real horror show. You. Time gave is junior so you can get loose name Douglas. Lane nameless. From boondocks. Got His name is joining smoggy smoke. Smoke smoke. Smoke yes. No male again, let's see. Well, let's see what happens man. So let you go. We'll let you laid off. I see. Tommy Davis Junior. Maybe that's a real. Michael Traps at a Tommy. Davis. Tommy. Davis it's somebody who impersonates Tommy Davidson his Sammy Davis Junior. But he does like urban. Comedy, jokes. See You Plymouth phony. You just messed up. y'All. Let me see here. We go. Yeah man we were talking about just real quick talking about Hancock Hancock A. Different. Time. handcock couldn't meet its potential because they couldn't do certain things because Hollywood Hollywood superheroes at the time. Like you know certain stars they didn't make rated stuff but this they would just kind of like will smith as a superhero. He read WanNa make money on that. Joe Has. Did, you want a cookie. Plays off. Hancock's latest act of so called row IX chapter. Eleven, every. Drunk flying. You know what? Should up. Yeah. The first forty minutes a great. Yeah. If. If they were doing this today, he would probably be a great movie. Yeah. Because not but we have handcock today you got the boys you know you got things like watchmen and stuff like that. They're doing some real interesting stuff with the superheroes I would say hancock to Kinda give it a sort of a sideways compliment. It was it couldn't do what I want to do because almost ahead of his time. I feel like it. It had its shot and completely missed it. Shot itself in the foot. No, it certainly did know certainly did. All right. All right. Oh. We'll give you a chance to talk shit about me. I gotTA, go peace. Obey. Me I just saved. I just say hold it I'll be non-opec. What's going to be going? Bph. Are. Just put it on you. Know you want to. You can try to run the camera over here. No. Right. Look at Mars pretty face. Let's wait. Two buttons there white when when You welcome to, try. To You know what? Nine ain't the right way knows it's one over here. To go to buds. Try tries the in button and his middle button right then. Yeah. You got this we're going on. He's switching. A You weeks. Goes in but he's. been talking. This one. What are you talking? Weird okay. So. Anyway, Billy. This'll hey. Hey Man. You never get a chance to talk and tell us about what's been going on OA I suppose to have it on me you never get. Tell us about you so so so what's been going on? Now. Maybe just doing stuff for as online and we do have a page on page two. So you just got to look at it as far as yeah. We just been doing stuff every week man online and we just we just did a GIG for corporate. Then we did a Improv GIG which is really ragging onstage stage. Okay. They filmed it so it was so. So. Let me ask you this the like we alive show. Dad You have a Patriot for that work if people get with the tears, well, the thing about is we we're doing musical numbers and stuff we get together. We do do some stuff green screens like I did spike Lee Introducing Gone With the wind did Kanye President I did Obama. Obama's new rules I? Did you know that kind of you know either we get together we did a whole post office number where we did it outside and different locations and shot it, and then we have an editor at things together because museum. Okay. Question because a lot of your repertoire has been you know at least was you plan Obama. Abomination office anymore. So now, well, that wasn't a lot of it. Okay now do I play the played Al Sharpton I play? No No, no no I'm sorry. Okay I'm not seeing so much what? Percentage of what you did. I'm just saying you did that. So often why did a long time but I mean it like it it it turned it. Obama cameos the last two years. Okay. So last two, three years actually yeah. I mean I playing Obama when he was in office then it was just a cameo here. 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Undo how I'm doing. You never know. At you. Travel the fuck. Yourself I need to I, need my gain. You gotTa tell you yeah. Man. I've been doing this too long. Yeah I gotTA. Start stepping up a little bit. A writer. See. Over here. To help you doing fine I'm just thought. Would you? Know. Really good man late everything's file for now. Let's see. Let me see we got here. Right. Let me see here. Somebody no one trust you you shouldn't. Take. I don't trust me. All right. Let me see here. Going in this review. Late, eighties, early nineties. Good too old Dana carvey right here man. SNL S S no was very good to Saturday night live. Thanks to. Bucarest, he played over there. Between his spot on impressions of. Famous. Celebrities and big figures out there also has some characters he created over there that became pre legendary. Let's see I don't know. Let me think I mean knock on Mr Nov.. Doing that could have been. The church lady would have famous phrase. Could it be Satan? Isn't that special? Isn't that special? Of course? One of his most popular characters on Saturday night live if not is most popular creation on there was alongside another popular character over there where he's on ways world as a side kick garth. Says with wolves. You know that's That's with wolves might win the. Academy. Award and monkeys might flatter my but. Three hours very boring. It like dances with squirrels with lack mental squirrels biting people's faces. I don't know why was public it was funny like the movie I hated this which. I love the schedule, your movie I was Kinda. Actually to be like the sketch. One thing I related because we did access television. But, you know what I'll tell you this about these, these these characters. To that talent man, they really did seem like. Teenage teenage kids yet with the camera on the show. They did that very well, they lost themselves that characters very well, man. And then the mid nineties hit. And at that point. Things took a downturn bowl missed carry over there. Everybody's GonNa. was that. You said Kerry Karbi car, car. Dana Carvey Czar Dana Carvey. Thanks to downturn for Mr Karbi over there. Even I can't remember his name. Suffer. Because Saturday, live they build people up to all right. You get your boost here. Maybe started doing some appearances and other things and knees start getting all movies out there. And do old Dana Carvey over there and did not work well, had his. His first big flop. But this movie called clean. Slate Easter Yeah you meant. To say it's like. The one. Because nobody remembers that. Maybe, they did see store remember clean slate clean slate because that's what it was man who was A. Was a movie about a guy that loses memory load is when they walked out. Detective M. L. Pogue has to figure out what's up with his friends will be doing oh, he's great. Except for that? Yes. What's wrong with this dog He's in love with the one thinking next you her name is Sarah? So, it was kind of like a goof as memento. Ahead of. Things. Of the car. Was So. Bad. And they probably drug that dog. Didn't even. Touch the. You can find it. then. They say, well, maybe movies. NACHO thing. Depending. You with somebody else but you is them. Leading comedy maybe this does not just name. Let's take it down to the small screen but this time you get your own show. and. You the Dana Carvey show I never got it. But I know it's legend and know why you didn't get to see it because he took off after seven episodes which they say it was funny. If nothing else is interesting because of some very free, some fresh young faces you may recognize you might not recognize. Two tickets for ten minutes highway. Two tickets. Okay. Fuck is wrong with. That person right there you might not recognize them with digging his pants. Leg Off. Front. That is. Louis C. K. They're young Louis C. K. right there man. So I don't remember the show, but it was it was canceled masks. The guy just couldn't. Catch don't forget about Steve Crow and Steve Carell was in what people recognized. A lot of people don't recognize it. That is a Louis C. K. man but yeah, it was gone after seven episodes I. Heard was all right I heard it was kind of on kind of Sirte is absurd is comedy, but that's not really well some and some somebody's my man in the that's when Dana carvey started thinking he's like you know maybe. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just. Maybe I'm just not funny. Thing is just done for me. So now I've read all this somewhere I, don't know about how much is true. But what I've read, the legend goes that after. All these flops failures and not really picking it up comedy scene. Mr Karbi, went out to the woods said you know they'll. They'll excuse some I just want to spend more time with the family. Out There And he went out there and. He couldn't even go out to the country and have it easy. Man Cholesterol hit high cholesterol. He had to have a heart bypass surgery in. Carb is like, Oh always me can't get any worse. Life was like, well, I'm glad you asked. You don't want. To tell you but I'm looking right down, she opened chest in Dr cut the wrong bypass. Yeah Man. I guy was having a tough time. Now this is where old alumni. Oh, buddy comes in Adam Sandler says, Hey, my my my snl friendly snl. Right? You know what? You look like you could use some help you can. You can. You can use a hand I got this production company. Happy Madison. And bringing anybody I'm always giving my friends trips. Yeah why not you? Yeah. Yeah. We don't. We don't. We don't make movies. We take vacations. We just bring a camera with us. And talk a bunch of dumps it. But you make, I'll make a move with you man. Especially, some special for you. I'M GONNA produce. Look y'all buddy. Your uncle saddle over here is going to produce a movie for you, and that is going to get you back on track. And that movie that was going to Save Dana Carvey career was The master, of disguise. You know this right here is something that brought back. A lot of bad memories from me. I remember I remember watching this back in the day sitting in a theater no-one was laughing that's a rare experience. No matter how bad movies you're going to find one Near who finds it hilarious because it was free they got in there and he feel special. They probably been drinking some and they just stupid and they let off not this. This is this is the one you asked me which one winning until I was just in a theater. With people who would just not amused. You it was such a weird. It was such a weird experience in an uncomfortable experience. I'd rather watch porn strangers the wash this again. This was. It, it was. It was so embarrassing to watch I would squirming the whole time this again Dale, my computer, I was embarrassed I was embarrassed to washes up front of Marquette. My cat was looking at me every night and like no, really it's my. Review. Yeah Man. Yeah. Judge. Is. I'm GONNA have to. mccaw jagged. I'd Rather Watch my cat watch me Jack off instead of wash this in front of any living thing. That has have any has any kind intelligence this this was so bad. This is a sign I. Forgot that this was a half Madisonville. And that they made the thing is you know they've made a lot of terrible movies I don't have to tell you that we've talked about a lot of this is probably got to be the worst and allow me to explain why and I will do. So because what we're GONNA bill, you don't even know if you knew we were GonNa, do today I didn't. But you remember Latin from it I remember a lot from Washington movie almost twenty years but I. Know. God I'm glad I did. Yeah. Yeah, people. Sorry. I'll explain what I think that. This is possibly the worst. Happy Madison moving to refresh offers a lot of bad ones. But this one is definitely has to be one of the most uncomfortable that I've ever seen in his little special. You Martin Thomas has never seen this that that will mark Martin always tells me while you're. Doing your thing watching movies or hanging out you know I've done fucking around or whatever I was suffering watching a bad movie to talk about it on the show. Well, the tables have turned with this one. Yeah but now seen it so. Eighteen years later. This is always we'll catch up with the. We in this together maybe. RUN THEM STREETS Actually around I'm the one that I is watching the best Shit Martin's getting by but now the tables have turned show turn now so. I'm very, very curious to hear about what you're viewing experience was like with this let's go and take a look at the master of disguise. which was supposed to be the big comeback for Dana Carvey and. We'll see what happening why that was not the case. Long, when I, review of the movie right after this. In a place of mystery. 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This if this ain't the most fucked up racially insensitive inception. I'm the I'm the round Real Cuban of PM Meanwhile, this this white and Brown, face sitting up taking shit from our service plea. Fuck this fuck you Hollywood. Just. Split that play. Spacey's like this Tenth Take you can be pleased. This. tied. Chris Subway. One of the greatest things invented. mcabe. It don't get no better with this edition of bottomless pit of Shit. Every time you think man can get worse than this book. Don't ever ask that question don't address that question. It doesn't get worse sometimes, it just stays the same. As a city. Is You sink you plateau yeah? A. Little Bit. He's going down and down you go down in the movie, the like eight or the Sunday so. You've. Like when you walk in there. Host. But but you going down yeah. There's no, there's no upswing here. Nothing nothing here nothing you don't be at the bottom of that fucking pit before it's over with. Are you a member of the Turtle Club might not. Enough for the courtesy clip. Might Show Okay you know. You like that little thing. Kate Turtleneck I remember back in the death of this that was one part in the trailer by laughed it, and then you see the movie seem place House Oh horribly you'll what like that was the one thing you like at least turtles scenes coming up. WE'LL BE Turtle seen seem like it was at least interest in kicks right in the. Plays out so bad, there's not oh. Yeah. You, gotTa. I saw the movie. Yeah. I was there today not eighteen years ago like y'all you mother fuckers were this is fresh for me. Do. People. Most happy. Madison movies. You know when they're at their worst. Happy Madison. Moving now before we got to the trail I said, this is one of the worst ones that probably be worth one that I've seen and we've seen a lot of them in happy Madison at their worse. They don't even tell stories they just they they take a trip and they they have a premise and they just filled with a bunch of stereotypes bathroom humor. Characters just make noise off or easy laugh. But because this is one a day kid friendly movies. Because of that they you get more of all that solution than you do in any others sure they can. They can go. They can get a lot more stupid but. At, least. You'll be surprised at how even doing some the worst adult humor will. Bring it up a little bit some sometimes but this right here. You. Know this is. This This double it double d. Down on everything that's bad and all these other movies and he's happy Madison Movies It's like talking down to kids just making funny faces in noises you some farts and. Kids love. It's for kids will love it and all we gotta do collect the money after this and I will say there's a Santa they only go on vacations when standards starring in the movie. When he's when he when he uses friends of movie, it's the bottom of the barrel scripted. You can work your yeah and they to some cheap set, but they only go to Italy and Africa and all this year when he Yes. He got his own he. Got His RATPAC exactly because Shit petty go to studio. City me. Yeah. That's true. Because grown was just in the woods by creek they didn't do shit. Yes they went camping. I guess I guess they bought cruise tickets to lane communicating. Him. Like, yeah, I can't put I can't pay for a vacation for all. I'll buy some later on. A. Maybe that's when they were having problems had to go to the woods and talk all this. Could have led to brain the camera makes them money while we out there Fhimah Workshop Man. But. You know This looks like it could have been fun in the beginning when I saw this. So when I first saw it, I started up, it'd be but I thought. All right. You know what this this could probably be something they They they start out with the you know this could be something where Josh not? Justice? James Brolin which what the Fuck Yeah James. Rolling Boarded Adam Sandler. Somehow some kind of way he goes he goes getting people always a filed the Senate Chino but he so he got James Brolin a Thanos dead up in here. And you think like him and Dana Carvey they're going to spend the movie maybe Dressing up in all kinds of costumes, they introduce all these these characters You, know where they have you know they they do a bunch of celebrity cameos with them. So they're going to dress up like a bunch of celebrities that we know. It'll be fun to see them come in and do their thing. So I, am because at the beginning of it they introduced. The introduce A. Bow. Dera who is really? James Brolin and I thought all right. You know what? That's. That's a funny gag. Bo Derek being the. The the seventies sexy celebrity that was infamous for the corn rows. They got it back to do that and in you know what? In the beginning? All right. A. Little Giggle because I didn't know what I was in for. Mistaken woman is not folk Derek. Was Close. Thank. From the beginning scared headed by. Looking. Good. Owned by the way that was half the budget. That was actually not a bad special effects. Pretty Good Nah no but when they do the movie. Yeah Man Yeah Jeeze pros like eight, this better. Every time every time you see his movie goes is you can't do snapchat for. Take take me with it. Whatever happens is going to put me on that head. And here's the thing man. That is kind of that is of funny if not a little frightening and then they introduce Dana. Dana carvey character right here. And you hear that voice. And you hear that name they give him an it's an immediately downhill. Two minutes into this morning. Unless, of course, I had the shaving cream bill to go along with it this migrants on a pistachio what self respecting A talion father would name his. Stash. eeo Pistachio disguises mustache disguise it might as well the bucket spaghetti and meatballs man. Effort to put it into right those. Guys, they make everybody everybody get it. I'm impressed that you remember that name I'm telling. Shit it'd be like us name kids chicken watermelon. Focus. Jackie. Should come in. Somebody's obstruct bowling. Classy Big. City. That's classy over there. No Stash. Oh now it's got to be stupid. There's gotTa be a salted pistachios disguising. Of all the main they could have chosen for the last name. It's like Oh massive disguise e. In. Okay. They will use that as a as a as A. Look at the real thing that was stupid. His name was Edward. `Nigma Nah this look at this rate I'm like yeah. Now some work winning. This was not what's the what's funny Italian names the Statue He Fuck you man. Very. From the very beginning. Up just. Come that's stupid. Hang Funny. Moustachioed Siri they gotta it inside. GotTa make. Sylla's fuck pistachio. This And Dana. Carvey this movie with that voice I mean Oh God. That's the thing if you walk in here and. See. This is the thing. When when you sign this contract with Adam Sandler Modest Williams you, you've taken a risk of sign with the devil. Sure but it's hard to know if it was Dana Carvey. is idea do it or if Adam sandlers the one who walks by the water bottle going? Do. Voice with that. No that's what he odd because. Dan Karbi wrote this. But I'm sure that I'm sure that Adam Sandler was in looking at the takes he was onset every now and you know not yes you're right yes. At voice not stupid enough. You know look at me look watch me to. Do that. So that's what he's doing i. Needs Potassium. It's like no reason what are you fucking the mentally Challenged it totally. Hobbles the creativity of it and the likability of it. Like man, so you can't build this to be any kind of real. Somewhat real character because he has the do the boy sold the time. Mario's got more than he. got. He. Doesn't take place in. America. Why does he have the accident? That's the thing the more you watch it. So what was the reason for them to be Italian, cartoons at. Many other names that you could chosen as and salting, it would have been a chick. Gardiner. Would have been a more clever name them chapel stash eeo. something. That just ends with A. Stash, she'll macaroni grill. A. Stupid. Boy. Dan, Carvey is just in this movie that hyper kid. That gets on average teachers got down nerves. He's just running around is yellen and doing things for lab making faces and making stupid voices. You know everybody's gone to school with that kid like no matter how silly you? You never got a silly as that son of a bishop this is the kid class everybody says you know you you with the teacher I wish he citizens now and when you grew up later his walking around like this because they finally put him on lithium. Back, back in school you just kind of like. You make a MOTHERFUCKER WANNA learn. 'cause I don't want to be stupid like you. He's GonNa get kid coach punches him in the face. STACHEL HAS A. Has a condition. That that really is just an excuse for Dana. Carvey. Do some dumb shit. Just make a bunch of stupid voices. He has a condition to where when he sees certain people if they got an accident or something, he's zones out and he must. He must muck them. Yet me some man size. Too fast. And my goal on. Q., fast for. Are you mocking my husband a huma because you better not be better not be. Point is like, please beat the fuck out him leaving. Him The credit start rolling. This would be a full price. Could walk away a happy man he beat. Out. He should. Be dislodged. Thing. please. Down Everything's. Already de. please. Just, stop and. Get, this still full price. Shit. But I told you and that you know that never happens man this shit just gets dumber the moment think it should be going down. He doesn't the money do get him down. He gets right back over some dumb shit. But I tell you at least he's doing something. At least he's doing something right I hate to say it but some of the in any other movie, this would be the worst thing that you see. But here it is not here. That's actually productive here. That's actually He's at least trying to put some of his talent to use. Their moments in the movie. When his phone would he when he has? Nothing to do. When they have written any independent thing he just spasms the fuck out. Like sit. down. Yeah, what are you doing? What is supposed to? Nothing absolutely nothing. He beat the guys. We don't laugh the scene goals know where it goes on for and it goes off forever. Cut, this off I'll cut it. So the fuck is still going look. I cut it off right there. He's still dancing right imagine near the crew watching and you got that Smiley face 'cause you like to see what he's going to turn into, and then once it starts hitting ninety seconds late. I gotta get my fake laugh queued up. The people this it's not it's not just. Him As that character if he plays any other kind of care I'm sure somebody wrote some shit data carbon just said, just let me do my thing which is stupid. Just let me be stupid. You know the writing here the writing. I am for those who are listening I putting this sarcastic air quotes the the writing here. But what little they did is so lazy they don't even try to end on a joke. I mean they actually set things up they said things up that. That might be a little bit clever. Things they show is that throughout history they want to show you how the masters of disguise. You know it's almost like assassin assesses creed disguises. Know How dare you, sir? Throughout time throughout history. They show you how the masters of disguise of every lineage of influence history disguise through all the disguise. He's there. And you know the joke is in there if you just finish it but no, that's too hard. Can't do this shit. Why right a punchline? Why going there rice I'm clever. When can just come out and stupid? Abraham Lincoln was such a boring speaker. Had to help him get elected president. Excuse me I just need a drink of water. Rough crowd. He didn't. Take it back the whole setup was done. By you honestly. I'm trying I'm trying to hungry watch this recent. nobis. All that all that Techno Horn right there. Right over here. Off. You know what I take it back people scene is worthless. Taking back this this this was clever now so you know what Dana Cards you get as you get a stupid as you. Get older stupid outright. there. You. Go ahead, go ahead, get it all out to sister go. Owners May. Maybe, he'll get tired of go to sleep. Just the beginning of the movie at the beginning of the movie Oh. It'd be. Like This idea that it'd be funny to watch Abraham Lincoln. Do that is destroyed by not being Abraham Lincoln and just being a grown ass man who? Better. This. is like watching an eight-year who just has some ice cream to sit? In the Mamas over there just tired. Wishy sit his fucking head down. That's when your parents, all the friends over the kids not being paid attention to goes out. So I was dancing for. This he acts like the kind of kid creates alcoholics. People this is why we have wine MOMS. But as seen as like you said, it's worth it doesn't make any fucking sense. makes. Born. Dancing you could've come in if you want to send, you could've come out and made something. That funny. But just just an stupid you could come out and say, are you ready to pay anything anything just even you guys ready to party? Cute hit it boys have a band play and cut right. You made your point right so Now you don't get out. Linger, but you look at the result of that scene does not add up to what it took to put the folding chairs out. All right let alone cost you the costumes and sets. Oh. Yeah. No you can't cut Martin Data Cops I. Got Way Too much energy left. This movie was a lot of padding to yes. That's what people do a preschool. All these kids they do and they just. You. Know Elementary School, and your kids put on a show and as something that you'd be like, oh. Yeah. Matt. A fifty year. Old Guy fucking grown as man. I. Thought that seems. At this. The audience. Telling jokes. I mean. He's a comedian. That's that's what I hear. Begin to doubt that very seriously. I'm. GonNa see why he fell off. I can see why you retreated to the woods maybe you should have stayed long. What addressing the woods man. Me that scene also that so lazy that's Best Yorker come up with him just dancing just let him go man. Okay. All right I mean yeah. They. Look good people. That's not the worst. No No. Yeah. I told you. We going back up. We done here man and just we just GonNa go lower into the crevasse exactly man. This God Damn Shit in going, we're going deeper be off it. You think that's about as bad as we got cheese we gotta Bet Y'all got about another forty minutes we got. We got a lot more talk about with this. If they can't write. A two minute joke. If they came right a two minute scene, then you know they can't fuck around a whole movie. You know they're going. GonNa fill up our twenty minutes. You know what the Hell were you thinking? Like I said there's a reason that went on as long as I. Say 'cause I got nothing new nothing. Wants a Dana Carvey, Abraham fucking. Lincoln. Oasis is down. They still got shit. We got our feel almost done. No no no we still got where we still got a ways to go and three pages this whole thing. They fill in this up with jokes that they came in. They can't write a punchline for. They just build a time running gags man Lot Of. Lot of slap it in his movie. Every ten minutes somebody getting the shit slap out of them in in his never funny. It wasn't front in front of Mcginn and you think it's you and you know I'll put a hole slap montage. And not needed not even put everything. That's that's why I could not. Could not do the whole thing. All I can do give you a sneak. Ish shouted like. You send like grandfather. Having Fun now Trent. How do you do? Daddy. Daddy. People to sit got so bad. It got so bad it may. It made me question? My love for the three stooges. I'll say you know what? Is this what? Other people watching don't women. Is that master of disguise moment today. That's his. Three stooges as the slept in the shed each other. That's that's what the fuck the master disguised. It made me question myself with the three stooges like maybe there should ain't that good question. You don't do even watch those clips. That's how. That's how you do. It but that's what that's what this should do. It'll break you. It'll make yourself. Everybody everybody. Every girl I've been around the three stooges one funny and maybe they will ride. You kidding me. Maybe Larry Lobbying I've been giving them their master disguise moment this whole time and I'm sorry I'm sorry I did that data buddy this every grow up every day to hate him and I would watch it through. To watch it every Saturday. Stand, fucker. Mother could not. Ship long as was sitting down quite. Long at the medicine. Wasn't like. Play both which come up with a girl. Students. Log is my mother watched wash it three to allows I wasn't doing this. Yeah. This is what was that curly over? Today. Don't you Meet each other. That's good SNL. But. What's the thing? It gets worse? Even as slapping. Shit. It's when you start to look at what they do is like well, they have at least it's not as bad as this because I told you, they have they have running gags they that's what they feel this movie up with. If. They if they're not slapping shit at each other, then have another running gag where it's the do fart and breadth spine Jesus is in here. I mean you talked about far joke that first of all the from the very first fart. Had nothing to do with the movie no had no punchline had no joke. The only joke was. I laughed at that. Did you laugh at? You better man than me. It wasn't that it was a Fart joke because I hate fart jokes but it was the way Brent spiner plate. Yeah. Because he gives because he's actually his scenes. He's the one thing I'm like this. He showed up to actually do something here and the way he played it was like, okay that caught off guard that was funny. You know the first time that's the thing listen. Listen. You Ain't GonNa win. No. Not GonNa win because. What they're going to do is they will play that Fart the first time. A sick man, Bowman. So that's the joke he labs and we last too much farts. Two things are gonNA happen. Either either. To be sitting, they're mad like me. Are you, GonNa be sort of laugh like Martin. Is. All in Prince binders reaction the way he played it I was like, okay. That was good. I'll tell you. You'RE NOT GONNA win. No, they wouldn't let me win because because either way it goes like if If if you if you like Martin you let. Oh. We'll have a far right now I didn't know you you. GotTa hold. Back. were. I. Don't. Know that. You don't really. Think, about it and I didn't like that I. Already signed. On you know you. Know. declined. You got. Yes. Now's. Fuck over on them. When rock into know that? That's what you see. Him doing far mayor that's not just it. I mean I saw I laughed. Come back every went eleven minutes and go like do that again they thought. They'd car. Again. That's the that's the. Trail right there. and. The other thing is like if you like you know what was sitting on how? I. See that no more are if you like me. Who didn't need that shift from the very first one? They GonNa, say well, you know what? We AIN'T GONNA. Thing is maybe you'll laugh we do it for the twentieth time. Before stop laughing was sitting. In the movie with how bad we? We. End Movie would literally obeying. Your. Just. Use, Obama. Even good for it sounds no. No, you sounds like somebody. In the movie people that have shit to do but you know what? Those parts, a lamp, Mata Good Times. So you know what? What does in the movie like Hey we're in the movie in the mobile, the positive. Martha for you. Saga Boom. We got laughing at first part. Of, them. Around. The ideal. Joke's not funny but we tell it enough. You'll start to laugh at unfunny it is no Oh, you will laugh again I was. One Look Brit Spa. Sorry does give in the car when the farts again, even the actors like they did this again. Book, even character look on his face like Jesus crucial do. By did it he didn't go ahead and he's a God damn. I Some Allow. Dialogue is far. And let and let me tell you about the jerk. There's a bus. And Win. Win this movie is. Ends bills like it doesn't. That she keeps on going blades. The funny thing a movie for whatever its running time says, it's really only an hour maybe an hour and five minutes and then fifteen minutes of post credits. This just just enough to cross. Run to get a feature runtime. Let me see. And they would padding to get that our. The end of the movie. In the movie credits, roll. We would done like, no, no man. We're so funny. Now we got to get people more people leave yet. Should we got costume? We got so-called jokes that the people didn't see. Stupid as easily people just dancing. Bees. Dance but no resist the making you wait for these credits get over with. Because they want to see. These people danced stupid as he was when he was. Abraham Lincoln and oh but bay stick around cigarette long enough. You get some bonus costumes that you see before. More Turtle Action that you missed. and. That's when you know fuck this shit turn to a Harlem doing you he don't even know. Cop Licorice is on, but it goes on shingles on the thing it's like, Hey, look at all these these deleted scenes we cut out of the movie and you're going why? Is that like you make it a whole lot. It's just like you got a strong store. You May as well have the one in their. Shit, you know cut that shit out. So I can get the hell out of here. No, I, don't need to see the number. That's the one thing they did. Right? They didn't. They didn't subject to that bullshit and had the put in extra scenes because I'm telling the movies to sees that aren't necessarily anyway there's a fucking skit, a skit. This is one of those movies gives me with this is one of those movies where. Somebody brought Dana, carvey back in and Dana Carvey just thought I am so funny people love the impressions that I do that. They'll just watch me do anything. And you know what? Maybe? Maybe an two minutes skit a skit on Saturday lab I must have been watching do this meaninglessly for hour and twenty minutes fuck is wrong. It's bad enough that the movie is uncomfortable to sit through because it's so embarrassing. But the move is not satisfied with just making you uncomfortable. Satisfied making embarrass movies Oh. No we got not tell you. We sink now we gotta be disturbed. I forgot. How disturbing. That turtles seen. My guys we're. But the name the Turtle Club no just nave think take me a little bit too literally. Turrell may I help you? Are you a member of the Turtle Club. Not. Exactly. Not exactly M I not turtle enough for the. This is the kind of Shit that you see. You'll survival skills kick. Looking at me wonderful book. Get back. Get that get that shit away from me. What the hell is that or who are the weird. Yeah. Should I was. This. This. This goes beyond just. Being on, be be looking at this being funny. This goes beyond being embarrassing this goes to. This this is obviously an abomination. This is up deformed man right here who's not right in the head club. Not Okay, he's fine. He's earls. Off. He's trimmed if this place ever since he was a child. The. Costume is day exactly. How is that blending? And also she about the suckers DICTA. She's all like all his grill. This. Well. You don't need a cost do the hot chick. that. Cost to exactly a blended it. For whatever reason what really bothered me was that he has an eternal imprint on the back. Show. Up this is a Ninja. Go blended with like did you even if it was a literal Turtle Club, you suspect talking turtles to be there. Did you expect the? The Ninja Teenage Mutant Ninja. Turtles speed the fuck purpose that that serve knowing what was not just to be. Anything for the comedy the movies Weird I'm sure it was something that somebody came up with or maybe even Dana carvey himself and thought this'll be the showpiece. This'll be the thing everybody talks was well if you notice. Countless people walking past them into the club he's getting stopped wearing the grass costume. All he's doing is making these wars. Thing is I was I was scared. For the other people in the movie like I'm talking to other characters in the closure I was I was. I was like this scenery of Aso's 'cause they start giving him a hard time I'm like I'm like, you know what? These guys that the joker kills exactly these these. These guys right here I was looking at them do not provoke this fucker right here along Lima. Milan because you're GONNA set him off you're GONNA kill everybody in his room. Leaders food alone. Can I? Drink maybe some pond water for your friend. Don't don't provoke this fucking man. Prints like this that was an oddly specific. Yeah we wanted to talk to the girl Okay. You got the. Bad as actors up here just. Can't even can't even. Kit. Even laugh convincingly water for your friend. They must have be they must say how ha ha ha ha ha they Muslim literally saying the words ha ha Aha Ha. He's also this week as. Seventy, five year old. Roget's. Go. Together. Larry Go. More sensitive he said. You Know I. I. was saying I don't want to vote these people don't kill everybody in the room which he does not do but he actually. Actually. Does something way more decision? Yeah. Way more disturbing this and. Up We go. I remember at the time sitting in this crazy shit I remember at the time sitting in. A room full of strangers. And I'm sitting next to person I've never met before and we'll look at each other like we're going down the plane crash. which is kind of like we can't believe this is happening I was about to get on the phone call my Mama Mama about Omega I love you. I'm sorry you know it's funny. You say that. Because when they were shooting this that the planes hit the towers. Did they? Yeah. It happened while they would do while he took a moment of silence and I was like, wow. So nine eleven wasn't the only tragedy. And I. Should I wish they stay silent he bites his nose off and Spitzer back I don't, and I don't know where to the fighting off part of the spinning back on. What happened loose? Talk. My Shit about the turtle. He's nonplussed by. Netscape keeping my. Vice knows off. There's no whole schedule Toyo Learn. It's just a black thing and then boop and it's a weird thing know he's in a suit like Danny Devito war and Batman returns. who also bite somebody's nose off that same. Gushes blood. Did still. Man. This is supposed to be a cartoon. You know as a kids movie, but it's funny how they just made this way more disturbing. They probably probably meant to. Happen to like wait what the? Fuck. Spitzberg. Oh, it's okay. Kid He's going to spit it back Ends. In. The scene. So he just Mu. Yeah. Yeah it goes to that. You like okay. Well, I. Guess this is where he just goes crazy and has all kinds of mayhem at this party. Talk. To Somebody Athena. Like somebody I've never seen before, we looked at each other and we just kind of like what the fuck is happening because. Then what are we? What are we doing here? What is this I told you people I can watch pornography in front of strangers and not feel as uncomfortable as I did watching this, it's just a weird moment. This is a wish. Like. Really Bizarre it's like what the fuck was that, and then when you think about, let's say you lazy motherfuckers and then you get. Well. Like. They have no. Throughout this whole movie they don't know how to and Shit were. That was not a good. Yes. How is right? Gore, as not a could have seen, right? Yeah, it's just weird how how disturbing that is because apparently the script have been around. For a while and they talked about getting Jim Carey in it. which like times you watch you like I could see I could see why he would turn it down but I could see. Him. For. This if not Dana Carvey, but then when dating carvey guy he he, he said I wanNA tone this down and make it more of a kid's movie and yet. Scarier than any kind of PG thirteen movie you could have made. fucking turtle gay people nightmares. Fuck out here. Take me home. came out. Get him out. NOBODY GOES TO KICK HIM OUT? Do. Kids, Pants Mommy. I heard Hannibal's playing. Let's. Watch it his -CCOMPLISH nothing. The clothes. He Bites who's spits back and then it's over no they got into the club they got a solid file cabinet and they left. Mainly, they just watch spell fluid. Next scene, and that is probably the best thing in the movie because there's at least one of the most interesting things in the movie got people talking that you know for all and all the the Sterban Shit net scene is probably the best thing in there and it's not is not even remotely good. It's horrible. It's horrible scared to share. I'll take I'll tell you what let me say this. I'll say this because I'll. I'll take that turtle any day. I'll take the turtle anyday over these tired of impressions that he does yeah they. Just that's the weird thing about couldn't get over the Hump on those see my best when Dana Carvey was snl he did really funny impressed. He was the impression governing. Yeah, and so it's weird to watch this master disguise he's in his room, his element in all it, his impressions are tablets is called. is called master disguise, but meanwhile, mass massive tired as impressions I mean. These are these. These are tired s impressions that people have I'm sure at least seen over one hundred times. We're GONNA party Oneida. That's you have fun. Of course, scarface no, their body I do scarfing. Alba Chiro and he at the beginning that he. Sent a woman. Yeah. Yeah, me and my little friend. Everybody said Star MARLA FOR ED by the way everybody either either you can do Tony Montana are you are you tired of people doing it? And here's the worst thing man googling even going Chris Tucker's impression that Tony Montana's better. It is. You know. The only thing worse than watching somebody do tired asks impression of scarface is the person that don't know when to stop. Talking Tanaz when people just Kinda like okay. Yeah. That's cute. You notice shut the fuck up and just go because probably everybody looking at you like yeah they get deadline out it's done it's done. Dana carvey though I got more. That is a rare shrunken head right there. Tribal Chiefdom from the village of Consta-. Lockers. Holy Hall of US hot. Poor people in the crew must have been a god dams along as day. Is He doing ham elective? No. I mean. Better, fresher if you just take a chainsaw star just like in the movie scarface. Get. Your. Impression to do everybody sees fucking scarface everybody. This goes on forever. It goes on people I'm I'm I'm sparing is a dance number. So fucking dance he's doing flips. Yeah flips. People. Is Not. Going sit down. Turn. Under This Kinda shit the make Jamie Foxx space. Battle. Is Not enough for him to do Tony Montana, just go on about his business man he's gotTa do. Let me see the. He's got to to get out in the middle of the with with the ban start doing flips into. Point. This mother. fucking. People because you know that's a big part of scarface. Tony? Montana turn. Up and doing Jackson's doing. somersaults. Fake as. He's going to beg right because they couldn't get their rights not. Everybody, Kinda Congo. Congo. Who Jacuzzi Mama Carnegie? People. Anything that he got something that occurred to sit his as down in stop. Just out. In the scene and get the funds that we get this movie done with. Are you kidding me? We need a certain amount of footage wing you. Guys you got thirty minutes ago. We got do some. Back Dancing? And I mean even when he stuff that you like Dana Carvey, it's like he just rehashes it here mayor by the Sienese this George. Bush impression. If you back in the day everybody seeing this short Mr Davis Board folks around here Komai W. You can call me came George, and necessarily just he he should just throwing in is just throwing him because for. Me Doing George W. Bush I mean. This is if the joke is George Bush, just walking down the street. Wadham walking down the sidewalk walk in my pool walking bipolar as it no no no. No secret. Mr President it's like. There's no, there's no clever setup for it. I mean, maybe that is a joke. You know George Bush is in Mexico walking by the pool. And nine eleven it just happened. I'm sure for him. This is much worse than. Yeah. I don't care defined just let them see that movie. I'm going to do justice check it out. Man This is this is upto you people it gets worse. It gets it gets worse we ate duddy keeps thinking. This is. Isn't the fucking titanic movies man no matter how much you climb up you go down here. You Ain't getting off this is in the both split. I don't give a Goddamn on the tippy top that's just seeking. Home hit the water. Grab onto me found a pathway. We can crawl through here and get to a debt in. You go somebody say how can it possibly get worse? Well Tony Montana's Lizard Lee something that people know you can make fun of because it's such an outlandish character. Sure An you can also blue not understand he starts doing impressions just I'm I'm serious. It's it's at a point where he just pulls some shift from a head and Said who you want me to play next Oh Shit Oh. Yeah I'll play the I'll play the shark. Hunt. Guy. With accent from Jaws Quint Yeah Robert Hey. Did you see a dark haired guy run by here? and. Let me just say this. At least those impressions were recognizable somewhat somewhat. Tad Bit decent. This shit is not even a good impression. It's not the character only didn't hate it because he's not flailing all over the place. Because he just got through doing this for a low key. To manage for a long time. Cities that had citizens down a boat I. Tell you again you better man than because I couldn't take dish. Put over I could not shake. Bad pressure it goes on fucking. and. It's not a good impression. He starts whatever accident he's doing for quick. Turns to a God damn. Leprechaun in the middle of let's. Garin by. Chief. Had Guy going no water. No. And he just starts talking to ship. But also who is that? That's not that's not rubbish thousand. That's lucky. The leprechaun yeah. It just started. Then he starts talking gibberish she just starts talking words don't even mean anything. New. Orleans vanishingly a what are you talking about that? He May. He. Knows how bad is the point here? Just don't even yeah. He just even. Talking gibberish she's like fucking a good impression in West Elizabeth. Short bodyguard you. What are you even talking about? What are you saying? Depression this is a you've. Got Drunk Conductor what do you? What do you say a fucking know what you're saying in bodyguards would've shot as anyone. Holding that voted. Watches SC. Fuck around. March. Bashing the crap. That goes on forever to yeah goes on forever yeah. UPS. People what I'm about to say. It gets worse. I'll tell you you ain't gonNA survive this it gets worse. I know you keep saying corey no you. Can't get worse. You kill somebody if it keeps getting worse. It gets worse people. Because, at least he's trying to do something you know did I tell you the impression that he's doing the most the most offensive thing about him is that just not good. Oh, they're tired but when he runs out in when he runs out of when he rise out of a Out of a running to fill the movie with Keeping my people, there's a nineties. That old chestnut. That's when we got to put. My celebrities? In funny people. Oh. Should I. Go man you made me do this. I don't want to do but now I gotTa I. GotTa go them stereotype. Got Swallow the May it over here I'm looking for my grandfather. Not here boy you ought to be. In you. Bad. Okay Yeah. Like We really go in. Your. He's not here. No. And I'M GONNA. Tell you people. This is how much people don't even give a shit about this movie. There's not much people forget about Dana, carvey initiate because all the people who say PB canceled for Black Face Brown face. They totally just skipped over this and radio y'all when hard on Abu Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. Yeah. Soon, this is. This. Is the WHO is thank. You know the question is not who I am. The question is who are your I know who I am I am Prince Alabama from the ring eating heights your Bombay. Calcutta tally India India India. Is Like Damn. I don't. Make. That will make an Indian person lose. All right motherfucking. Cut The bush cut that out now. The love grew sensitive. Because he didn't go that far. That makes them Love Guru Gandhi. People. Yes, it does get worse. Mona. Remarried he even even he had to come in and give them something Jamie phase. People. Do. It ain't enough for him to come here and talk about. How you. Released come again. To do that had to pull at this? Flu. that. That is a big reptile not program. Should even a sneaky bitch? That's Naked your. fucking, more quarter Guinea Jesus coming. Out. Them. Ns, thank. Get the Good I. Love I. Love How to every Horn is moving buddy modern music comes. In He. Played a recorder. Dad and snake and say, we ought to be so as right now. He's even try. Yeah. We went we went along with this long up. We try. We try bitch. You gotTa have to, pull the horn out. We ought to kick your ass right now. Domains like seriously. Oh. Oh Wow, this is really racist. It's not me doing it. So I still get a check. Exactly. It's come to this. This Come. True is better a bit and you know since I got the movie a Man I even hopefully, it'll never get released. Shit. Here's Dana. Carvey. Went right back at that depth cabin, the woods where he will. Strong. Wind back there and kept his ass after this I don't see how you can recover from his locked his bid one more. He do one more yup, Adam, Sandler, Jack, and Jill. Was He a Jack and Jill? I was reading about it. They were like man he came out to do this one of the worst movies ever, and then he went away and came back to do. I never saw Jack and Jill. Put a real Lincoln. To a cabin, the woods and just just stay the man I. Think Yeah. I think it's done. It's done like everybody tried to help you. You know. Stand up special last couple of those. People, still tolerated as. Joke stage be get on the goddamn movie screening kick your and it's funny because I right when you think men A chillier. Because he does a German gun. You think well, that's why do German stereotype can be more offensive than the other stereotypes that he did not let me tell you. It's not maybe it's not as offensive German, but we're not German yeah. The we'll tell you all of those stereotypes that he does it is the creepiest one that he did to back taxes. Exchange student at the University of highest through. I just need to ask questions. Questions not going to bite her. But I just figured. That just weirds me the fuck out. He's just a tad there close to turtle. Yeah, he's. Like in the Martin Short. Noise. But he does I notice he gets a phrase or something about the impression. It's the funniest part of the impression and he just repeats Not Going to buy Birdman. Yeah exactly. It's like that one little thing and then he. That's actually. Sound like a creepy as much. Her work is somebody does it and it's something that rings with you to goes like, oh. Yes, it is at. Motive. That moment you touched on a truth that people like Oh. Yeah you got it. Yeah. But yeah, you don't just beat then horn constant. No no use that to pivot and go other places or move on to something else you know I'm GonNa tell you something man Let me see. Okay. So There was one don't kiss the worst stereotype these I I looked at that and I said. Surely, this man, this is so offensive a stereotypical that this is this is surely a costume. And when I saw it. Lose the BOM. No Chair. No I said to myself. I was like all right. This has got to be his latest disguise. Yeah. I, said that this is. Terry. I said. I looked I should that has got to be a it's offensive. He's at the big as cream of wheat man but that's a costume. Usually pull out the mask and everything and we'll see that he's turns out. No, it's not. No, it's just is is. is just a random black dude. With. A white do badly dumping his voice. I don't even know what this. Came from. dopey. That's Jesus that's. Why do come in and do Upper Rima Snowman fuck this move career. Fuck, you couldn't even you going to do this God damn stereotypical Shit right here. You can't even give you can get give this man the dignity of making him a disguise. Letting him do his own voice, do his own voice. Goldberg and then not even necessarily a joke. Just just look we got we got we got old black fiddler voice. Tear PAC. Man Enough for goes uncle remus it's real grimace. I'll say their children I don't know where this Cherry Pie came from. I don't even know what this I keep from. dopey. But that he had him say because he's he's his lips are moving. Whenever, it came down and they're in. Post production it was decided that. All right. This isn't coming through or we need something to clarify that Dana carvey is high maybe do walked away saying you know this some bullshit. About, doing, we gotta get somebody to do the that's where he walked out he leo. fucked his paycheck. Disguises show with good wife. Had like. A. White Grip. Should anybody anybody? Do Black Voice here. Also, rock antea or they hurt somebody. Onset one time doing when black people around and all that to Larry Larry do it. Laughing, ass I'll go back. On print now tell you. It always gets worse. No gets out alive. Complaint I don't even know what's more offensive. I don't know what would have been more offensive. Is more offensive that they actually dubbed this with a bad. White voice doing a blackboard, our data costume data Karbi, actually a costume. Would have been more visit probably both happy. Usually there's out of that could have been that could have been a butler. To Have Dana Carvey and the costume. Could a why? Why are you gotta had hoped to remove voice that you could have had a black dude you're saying, wow, Cherry Pie. That's crazy. Figured you know didn't have to do. Why? Why alwa-? Yeah. Yeah Yeah which is I don't remember having Cherry Pie. Peculiar. Regular. Just, talking like me well Jerry Pate. Jerry Pie. That's crazy. Yeah. But everything and his movies exaggerated. So why would he what he says the Slough? Off. Thomas. Since there. Tom. Spoke like a regular. You go like wait what's going on here where? You broke the rhythm. I don't know what I was talking about pro. Social? Sure. Sorry. This is ridiculous. Cylinders. Just defensive favorite save that. For Jennifer esposito nobody else gets to do that known great I'll tell you though man. I if I if I give it credit for something I'll give it credit because I tell you what they could have done. I tell you what what, what, what, what would what was working in the movie that they have expanded on but did not I think the costumes you know for kids movie and this has been a better kids with the customers actually pretty clever. Like one here, he's a patch of grass where the head is the cow padded night. thinking. Okay. That's just that's just more childish Shit but I'll tell you what it stepped on a cow. Pie. told. You wasn't here. Let's go back. You know the reason why they got me because I was so sure that was like IRA. He's going to be one of the cows over there but you know like, okay, you got me grass man right here. Now saying is great but it was actually more clever than a lot of stuff in the movie. which is all that lever to help tonic L. Toge- music. Lesson stuff slide. It's a fantasy film. Neda Magic and is I'm not complaining about that stuff I'm complaining about you know when you try if you can't write something within the rules that you set up, then he does when you suck up. Sorry. Somebody's nose bit back. About. Grass. Are. GonNa go with he's. got, gray acid crazy. Well, you could do one or the other you can't do both. Yeah. You're right. This is still more realistic mission impossible to. Realism fast and furious and I did like some costumes in I thought. Okay. That's kind of that's kind of funny. It could have been funny at this again, a better bet film. Like the Cherry costume that he hit. Peak Blues. Dog Is. Like what is this going? down. The dog throw liquor bottle away. And even that guy stupid man even even when he started was something like okay this is this is one more clever gags in the movie even ahead to get stupid. Jerry. Allergy. Shots. Who? Along just took for that to go down. That's indicative of the whole fill. I'll tell you many must've thought that this was going to be huge rate here. Adam Sandler producing. Turn Dana. Carvey. A kiss film to they must've thought that this is going to be it's GonNa blow up because this has. Not One theme song not two but three because they had to give you cut to cover the ground three different versions. So and all of them are the mass disguise using master disguise surprise you know shit like that got one where Start out with the the hip hop version for the costume montage. The planet. That's an original. That's the master disguise originally. Disguised disguise. Get that soundtrack today. They got the pop version of it. Do Chase Clemson. May never recognized. You may never recognize. Also have. Also have the the dance version with A. That has a James Bond. Flavor. To it. Complete. With Ninjas. Off and the bigger plans we sampled. Doing No. What a move full of stereotypes. You know you can introduce no Asia's unless you do one thing. As came out of nowhere by the way is the best signal is. Negative. Response Richie can pay Asian menges just kind of hang around. See they're just up in in the rafters get cram. Chance, he might need them for something. Yeah. Launch. Between Remiss in neath and he's Ninjas in boy. Get all basis. I wonder what? Dana Carvey. Went back to the woods I don't know. I think I'd have to say shift is aspect. They chased him back with the woods sad. Out in the woods Miller's crossing. Odd. Go Get out of here. But I see you. Are you say. You come back out there. Don't you don't you leave who is normal? Being a Gong we. Let me tell you. I ain't complained about the midge pop out of nowhere this. Stupid. By this point I'm numb but you you didn't. You didn't have to have that Gong in there. He didn't have to do that. You didn't have to do to as shit. Yeah It's It's funny because. God, Damn thing for fix your mouth to say. Talking about. You know. There's a moment where I tell you the only time I probably not get I'd get to that in a little bit but you know. Trying to find A. Picture of her. Let me see. Because there's you know I look at this is somebody who's actually all rightness. Jennifer Esposito man you know she's she's she's she's very cuteness. She's trying her best. Yes. Got Some says she. She's not. She's. She's the only one who's not over exaggerated. So you look at her and you just kind of like you know what? Maybe, she's not good but. I can tell I mean you know grace under fire she. Yes. She's character acts like she's got sense but she's also able to react to everyone. Yeah. Like sometimes you see somebody in these roles and they don't know what to do variety like should I try be crazy like they wish act like none this is going on make sense to me she's interacting with them and she's the only thing that kinda grabs it. That's true. That's true because every time he does ungracious. Okay listen. Let me explain what's going on because he's going to do is like she it's more realistic because if you can get worse. This a movie where by all means, if she wanted to she be, she would be in her rights to look at these characters in talk down to them. Just tell everybody but she doesn't do that she actually. She goes along with and she's very charming and you know she saw she was good in this. which are wish it had been a better film yeah, and you're not going to get with. Staff. Stachel. Stachel, because that's part of the Adam, Sandler exactly exactly. You know the the person that. You know when you when you WANNA, get with the the love interest, but she's already got somebody that person has to be the slow or not as good looking or a complete fucking sociopath. What kind of crap are you putting in his head? Day. In niceness niceness for US dead. You are trying to horn in on my action. Is, like Damn what the hell are you doing in the first place? Terrible Cutting Bang. This. Do this kind of guy. He's going to kill you and the family. Yeah. Get outta here. Roy Down there and then. Man. You live in Paseo second year marriage. Did you change your hair? I You Ain't tell me you going to do that. We see. That yeah that jerk. Going to prison. xactly. What would you even start dating hill? WILL QUESTIONS LIKE Him I got a question you yeah exactly. Exactly Yeah I don't WanNa do what you because you because you were doing that. Yeah, and we've all been there. Your. Way That's. Good. Income Kill me. I'll tell you. I'm not? GonNa say was actually. I laugh because I don't think this and I'm not counting it laugh. Laugh. I'll come on man you gotta give give it to it because it's not really meant for what they're doing what they're doing. Laugh at the joke I'm kind of laughing at how this character. Is. Behaving like behave. He's the audience right now Brent spiner breast binding who he could have been very funny how there's been a funny movie but there's a point where he he he's pretty much react like the audience is reacting visit. What just take us somewhere leave me alone. This one girl scout it isn't content to be Malcolm in your mid. Run along guy who runoff Rush. Go Back Oh. What's your name? That's the next movie. Is this Carol channing Mary I because he's a, he's all over the place but that. I know I know. Yeah. You start thinking that it's based on somebody know. Shady babysitting Miss Dumb. Fire. That whole exchange. They're saying all that be your Malcolm in the middle and it just lingers. Lingering the. Laugh joke ain't GonNa get no fun as we. Age like wine, right so you might as well step of. Honestly I mean besides Jennifer Esposito I. Thought Brent spiner was really was like all right a like whenever it's on him because he showed up to work. Yeah just from an actress standpoint, he showed up to work is just that. On fire gambling. He's he's. Played, the violin. Rather. The Guy who makes them back him in the middle job is terrible. You know knock who played Malcolm in the middle. He has condition which is terrible We can't remember things and this is the one time I said. You know you're lucky man. Is What. Does this. was. A good thing, Frankie. Frankie Mundi had are heard I'm not true. This is but he like killed people be will talk to him that were on Malcolm in the middle with him and he'll tell him like I. I'm sorry I just don't remember being there. Be, the drugs I was like that. I. Don't want to be real but the good excuse. This right here, right right yeah. I don't of anything from that time of my life I. Don't know if that's actually. I heard if his true gimmes, just you just a dose for. Some other parts of my life I'd like to use it to. Yeah we'll start with this though. Number one right here. Other things that are thrown in I mean I can go on and on, but I'll leave you with this i. mean like like I said again, you'd think these jokes you look at me like saying mini they can't give you know. All right. We get into words but the game getting more useless. Yes. They can just a route running gag gagging hear about you know it just it just comes and goes real quick to there's a they apparently stash wasn't asked me. And they tell you that what of about three or four lane jokes is Simple about reminds me of my Momma. Big does not should go down the street doesn't even notice it. Lease to at least predictable shit you know looking at, ask them just going at time before they see they don't WanNa see. Could be a good life for you. Yeah that's what y'all get but sit in the military creepiest. And trying to be subtle at all. The early two thousand. If you're. GonNa if you're GONNA have a low brow Shitty fucking joke. The funnier if it was if it looked like a shapely woman and it turned out I mean just the big it's like well. That's what he's into. I know. What my even. The kids movie. Of course those. Man. WHO's a comedian fluffy with? You. Looking at. Also is you looking I'm getting? Become. Show. Yes. Exactly. Across St L. A. All right I? Dog Whistle. Not to say this as no more for me to say, I can say if you want to I, just never wanted I never want to go through this again. There's a lot of Shit I come in I'm like man that was funny. Yeah, it was crazy. Worth. It was worth it. We get to talk about it and I don't know what go through the experience again I did it eighteen years ago in I think I think it was worse. Washington's time around. Glazer. Oh I would just say this that while I know, you've always hated this movie but I remember seeing the trailer for it and I was like the kids will probably be fun. Just Kinda goofy not all that. Funny. I when I get Old School Disney movie. I would have been hurt watching this. If not for the fact that when it first came on, it showed that happy Madison logo and that. That changed my perspective because we went I went. Oh Oh no no, no, no no this is not all my hope that's gone. That's that's that's gone. Right. Now so that that adjusted my expectation. It's still way lower than that. Shit see that. Yeah. I have a new a new perspective on how low happy Madison movie can go because they did this once they could do it again and it's not as offensive at some of their movies. Yeah. So that's that's something of a plus. But One of the bigger problems I mean, it's hard to watch some Dana carvey somebody as an entertainer I. Admire do the thing that he was so great at and be so terrible at it. It just it just it just it just hurts to watch somebody who was good. Just completely lose their skill that way. But what really gets me is how? Old The movie is I mean it's not just unfunny but in between the not even trying to be funny there's a whole lot of just not Jack Shit happening. With them just sitting around talk like man y'all SORTA. Had something of a plot here I mean. Not that I'm a wrapped up in the plot, but as you move through the plot. Funny. Things will happen. Things will come to you and they just don't seem to be interested in that. Maybe the best thing is like. Some of the production stuff like that set. That's where you like production. W-, I'd have to say that, but it's it's way unbalanced because some production is really nice and other sure is just a bottom of the basement. Shitty. But for the most part, this came across to me like a really terrible cartoon like somebody who's WHO's a writer at at an animation studio pitching ideas that got everyone of them shot down. In probably even you know put on a process improvement plan at the end of the day or told me we're getting fired and is just took it and made a movie with it because there's so many of those kind of cartoon gags they're trying to do in real life, but they don't have any of the care, any of the timing and. It's just it's way too much. Well, if I just mug and do a voice, people will love it. Kids will love it and I don't see. Not adults at all but even like in this. Too. Many references that kids won't get and I'm tired of people saying this is a kid movie and they throw a fucking scarface reference in there that bothers me. Yeah and you know watching the clips, I'm watching I'm reliving a lot of this reminding me when I was watching To your point watching somebody who's your skill is what I watched the love Guru. Mike Myers. He's just every kid ever seen just yeah that yeah it does self deprecating. Oh. It's so. Muggy. Does. Well it's a really all you got now that's all gone and I'm you know I'm not trying to cast I'm not trying to be disparaging, but this is like you sit do to our zero your shit that you don't even do well anymore and it's like heartbreak. Yeah. Yeah, and that's all I gotTA. Say. Is kind of worth it for you playing and watching both Theo when he? Running, farseeing as just looking at both of Y'all just die I'm sorry and that was worth it for me. Too. I'm glad somebody got something out of. A rifle. I do it. Again No. No more. Some people asking for the pest Oh that moves annoying. Yeah. I mean, I, guess that's the point of it, right? Yeah. No, it's called the past. Two will. Also? Like I'm fighting for it I guess by saying. I've seen it once like years ago I never saw it. Yeah. Actually maybe old as you can see Martin, you never escape I know comes around. comes. John Lewis almost been around for a long time. Yeah. All right folks we're going go into a quick commercial break in. We will be right back after this. Oh somebody's they make the fartsy in the new sub alert. No. Sweat comes. Guessing better than him. Yeah, exactly. Just as childish as they are. To Let me see here. So here's a pretty popular production fact regarding the mass of disguise during the shooting Oh you said, does Martin now the The nine eleven. Yeah. what you call the tax happened. Oh You know what? I hate them data carpet I got. Script. Catches and everything. Here's another fun fact from Kanaya Williams so fun fact. Dana. Carvey and Jon Lovitz where the original bad boys. I did not know that Yep. That's right. Martin Lawrence and will smith bad boys when I heard that I kept thinking to myself imagine having care carvey and low its version of bad boys instead of Lawrence's Smith Jesus fucking Christ saying right now. I know that Shit would've been doodoo brown trash. Is Brown. The extra trade jess, it just would have been a slapstick goofball bullshit comedy. Just without the great comedy was Michael. Bay attached at that time. No. Doubt highly, you know just like us I change stuff around a lot. I remember Chris Rock Roxanne that he was trying to get a movie done where he wanted he wanted to make an all black ocean's eleven where they pull a heist and he presented it. took it to an executive. Then, anything back and next thing you know you, he see. You See Eddie Murphy pulled the highest when you bunch of White, guys. Be Off all black COMEDIANS, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah. I, mean you know stallone was supposed to be a beverly hills cop he was. That's right now that I do know. They feel more got some more. This is cool. US Right and. What was the movie Jonah man where Kevin Pollock said when he signed on to be Wilson 'CAUSE I. Yeah. Yeah. Read that. We did that. Oh. Let me see here. Bayton switch. Jesus Trojan horse by. He signed man. Will Smith way he was we were showing it to. Not same thing exactly. He said, fuck? No. Dogs on us. He's a restaurant. Yeah. Turnaround. Oh. This is funny. This is. Chris Army. Herman, the adventures of Chris Herman in life. Is, AFL, move, Yeah. I think I think life is looking a little bit too friendly right there. Wants to be his friend. Well, that's how. Ya Hey, buddy. To. COOKHAM float. The river. Sounds like a grid. Just, reached behind that door over there and. Fill more very good. Very good. See, what else we? Molly Molly. Has a question for the show. Hey Corey Martin. A. Touch. When you? When you guys talk about how weird and disturbing? some of the master disguise scenes were especially with the being kids movie I realized that really a lot of kids films had some truly disturbing terrifying bits. Yeah. By look at walk. Yeah lots of them do. SECRET THEM But they're also good. So right that. Yeah, they were good and disturbing you take away. Good. Got Disturbing. I'm wondering what movies aimed at kids. You've seen that you would say like this. Some of the ones I would qualify would be and bill you name. Once she says, once upon a forest secrets secret him never ending story fern gully and the first land before time I'm sure there are a lot more that I can't remember right now. Anyway take care and things while I was bringing the last episode. Jurassic, park the show animated show. Eight those. Here's a good one You know there's a remake of one movie that scared the shit out of kids in that is the witch of the Wichita, which is hope. They sit in. Yeah. Lot. Scared lot of kids and apparently that craze move. We saw last Sunday Sunday before less than though. Disney channel movie. Oh. Yeah scared kids betsy I don't know how they told me how? Because we were saying I don't know what what people talking about in not got a lot of comments in they're saying yeah. To shout out to youtube non. y'All just over shit get sham. You know as a kid return us. What was this return? Is You know it was Kinda Weird. What was that Disney? Channel movie. The one with the the computer. Is the one with the Black Kid who is A friend. Oh what the channel tell me what was the call chat? Don't look under the bed. Thank you. Oh, go them He. He's imaginary friend that came to the. Came to life her because she loved like do so much. This is. Pretty much. We could pull from it. With Larry Larry Houdini. The most Utah out was shoot myself and head if Larry Houdini in the PIPPAS. Dashiell. Skies. Made a movie together. I would not make it. Somewhere somebody's feverishly typing. For ten minutes got the Oscar. Game, a girl has a anime recommendation. Be Stars I know everybody's been telling us to watch that. Maybe I. Will One day. I don't know. tomorrow though. Happy Madison continues to make us very sad and angry tomorrow for the Movie Review Extravaganza? We have another. Adam. Sandler movie dewey wasn't he huby Halloween Oh yeah him. Kevin James Right Yep. I don't tell me the to Adam Sandler stuff. UH, rainy, day in New York. 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Doing a comic of the Hanna Barbera. Just justice. League. The Hanna Barbera Justice League. The super friends. I don't know. Whole jaws the now they got a Dino Mutt The Hercules lawyers I think. They've been. They've done something like that. For, the last few years. That thing and shoots things yeah. Yeah. Yeah Cartoons, Hercules Hercules is I. I like Yeah. Everybody likes circulates. Are People going to do the whole team up series with all of those hand about superheroes. Okay. I. Maybe that's an old one year enjoy. Let me see here. Let me see people. Let me see. Let me see. All right folks. A this happened today. So didn't really have any time to prepare something biggest special and not on. We would have done that anyway, but we definitely have to. Have some words. Some respectful words about Eddie van Halen and even hailing past day of cancer. That was today, right? Past. Day of cancer. Here's courses. The debate behavior we were so used to seeing for years Eddie, Van Halen with the long hair and that black and red and white striped guitar. And I don't need to tell you out there for a lot of people you know there's as A. Imagine the album thing. True honor I handle something like this when you were. Given the title of one of the greatest rock guitars in the world and probably know tell what other kind of guitarist he was too. I'm sure he was very talented and other things. But while he was he was classically trained and he. I, and you know he he started getting more into keyboard as well as guitar but I personally, I think the greatest guitar since Jimi Hendrix Yep that's helps just about to say when you consider to be one greatest guitarist in the world. and. Right up there with Jimi. Hendrix Illinois People Listeners Guitar Solos and I mean like Jimi Hendrix kind of. I'll tell you what out without Jimi Hendrix you wouldn't have. Eight event halen. But without a Eddie, van Halen, all these Cool Guitar Solos that you hear these Rock Guitar Solos. That you hear a lot of that came from eight Van Halen man you know I'm not look I'm not a guitar fishing and not open, but I hear a lot of the tar. Up Yeah. Backup that? Those thing is anyone. That goes on for about. Ten. Minutes. That's the that's that's insane. Man I. I would listen to a band sometimes and a lot of them would have those Guitar Solos in there. Somebody that Jesse. Invent shredding. When you see right there and I I look everybody can be like on on on about that music or anything like the Air I'll tell you what? At least when I was growing up a lot of people and it was very segregated in music, you know because the music industry made it that way in console. WHY MTV A lot of black people off. Of MTV for the first few years because they felt like well, this is kind of a rock channel. We don't think anybody's GonNa make any money of of the people of color especially black people don't play black music but. One of the things kind of. Broke. That barrier. Was Michael Jackson. But Michael. Jackson. A lot of people were surprised when he heard like one of the things that helped. was adding that rock sound? You know you know Martin it. was that big the Tar Solo? That everybody heard him beat it. At the time everybody thought Michael Brothers the Jackson Five. I. Might Have Been Michael They didn't know that any Eddie van Halen had done that. Has a lot of people who can listen to rock music learned about Van Halen. Listening. To beat. The be surprised how people breaking ground back in the day man. Yeah. You're right. We talked about David boy when he died at a whole show on David well, we talked about how David boy called MTV. Yeah. fucking I don't play black music I mean they were talking about David well yeah we didn't know we all know about. All these other people at the stole from. Now, David boy was his own thing man. But Man A. Lot of people? Coming up you'd like if you were into rock music, you listen to Van. halen there was a lot of songs that people who say listen to rock music they listen Van Halen. Everybody out then new jump. I, mean, that was that was that was almost like a that was almost van Halen's pop song. That was that was a big pop record. Yeah. Yeah. It was everybody 'cause I remember having a slumber party when I was a kid and whatnot and even though you in the hip hop and everything everybody was waiting on the debt video for. and. That's my jam. For they will pop but. Halen. Daily Rob. Always sort of feel. Awesome. But. Man You, know in it. David Lee Roth was the front guy but. You know anybody Halen was one behind that band I'm just talking about my experience. I can't tell you everything about. His life but I can tell you my experience with eighty van Halen and watching Van Halen the ban you know. Sure. Like even if you didn't like van Halen meeting like jump everybody everybody loved that Video Man Hafa teacher Oh yeah one. fucking teach their. Her in a little bit but. Everybody Loeb. Waldo. Remember Waldo. Waldo. That nerdy kid that would that A. Day School he was getting his ass beat. People Making Fun of his first day at school he's like. ME. Down Waldo. Smoke blowed. Oh. Now this is A lot of people that are in the. Video I'll probably looking at that finance teach you even recognize Guitar Solo here because this is one of the there's another great guitar. Solo. At the beginning. Yeah. So many but yeah well. It's almost overshadowed by his brother on the drums. Yeah they they are a great Benny's put out an album not long ago. They were on a list of albums that were terrible except for one song I mean, you know it's those those early years with David, Lee Roth, those those are the best. That stuff they did. waddles. And Sweat and yeah, just terror. Of people used to wash video because of. The early days of videos everybody watched every video everybody'll I remember that days? And Nissim, as they had a hot for teacher, man had a hot s teaching there and it is in the middle of the video fuck it and they just had to take everything off. Ryen. Take. The Hill we came. To. Say Fuck. Them kids. Kid like Shit I wish teach war. Just have and do now. I started hey, might be responsible for have that for half of that. Yeah Man. Yeah. All. Get arrested for. SHOWING THAT VIDEO She might get arrested just before even before the teach even shows up, you might get arrested just below sexualizing these kids in here. Yeah. CUTE IS A. non-israeli. Yeah. what was your favorite Van Halen saw? Oo Maybe the atomic punk, it's on their first album, their their whole, their first album van Halen that they did mostly Nicaragua. Gene Simmons produced it but that is that is one of my top. Put started from the beginning and listen to it all the way albums. Yeah used to. Think because I live. So crazy in this is this is a this is not a everybody knows this is a also pretty mainstream for van Halen used to love run with the devil male. Oh. Yeah that's my karaoke. Just, because for one eighty, a daily rod spins hat to saw screaming. Oh. Yes somebody. Somebody's looking at the. Video everybody going to. To Jack. Credit. Doing. All these kids are. GonNa Pause it on that. I used to. I used to like the days with. Sammy Hagar man you know a lot of people make the days I used to like some Sammy Hagar on but you right this those daily robbed as they just never. Is never you know. It was one of those perfect meshes that. They were so great together. And yet never as good apart is they work together. Yeah. jumped. Dave Day just showboat man. Yeah sure with also. Thought he was. No no, but. was, sexy yeah he. Eight I. Know You've got. You know I'm sure. There are a ton of group is out there. That would argue with. that. Yeah, and they're all sixty years old. He's had held in like it. I. Mean You know over time it just came to be that. Any didn't like it. He he always had a thing against David Lee and end up kicking out of ban and getting Sammy Hagar. On, Sammy Hagar you just never really had a thing against lead singers. Bobby ground situation. In a like a new addition like we're just at like just gone too far too much shit. I mean maybe I don't know the Bobby Brown situation just like over. Take lines is doing stuff. There wasn't supposed to be scripted neo not not. I just was he was going to fall was just too far ban halons but I'm asking I that I don't know. Okay. Yeah I used to. Like I some. They had that Alamo you eight, one two. Ahead. Sammy Hagar being the from. It was that the first one he was frontman, I wouldn't. I I, don't think so I think they had an. Dang it's hard to say but. Because I think it would happen like a lot of bands you know yeah. A lot of bands that would just like complete Rochman like rolling stones in the end up being a little more popularly known That's what happened with Van Halen you mean, that's on right now. Yeah. Let me see and that's what. That's what the Sammy Hagar singing at the time. Free. Remember says the Pepsi saw? I've seen some corporate videos where they were using that and I was like. Yama focused at the writings. Was Something I. Remember Get. He's. Got Another do and they just said, yeah, man look this is no. Is No Sammy Hagar definitely know Eddie van Halen there was on the latest album that they hand I'm so ninety event but. Daily. Definitely Know David Lee, Roth but I mean, yeah, you know. They re they really were like a unit. Safely will not be able to. Be. Like that again but Know. Van Halen Eddie Van Halen and his brothers but his brother and bit. But Anyway, handling was definitely the dry phone absolutely is his band. It was his band. Funny. Thing man is a lot of bands out there where. They are the musician and they're the leader of the ban, but they're not the front man they give. There was a bank called J gals man. Everybody thought the leasing Jay. Non Do just kept like I'm fucking girl. lebrons go. Aj Linda. Wolfe is what you want and lead singer. He was a very flamboyant danced around. He did all this stuff he got them attention, but for Jay, is like no, but I'm. Like you said, what? Boy David Lee Roth I mean you got swim a Eddie do you know? Leave it to me. Name can be on it. You probably getting paid more anybody else do it's fun. Yeah. He's kicked about the ban so he's making more money. Yeah. J. Mostly Signal. Everybody did everybody did you know? But. This is A. Western for. Somebody. Wrong Song. CENTERFOLD. Blood runs cold montgomery just been so. Cynical changes. But Eddie van. Halen you know if you've ever heard of interviews because he never spoke, you never knew what the guys personality would just played guitar lobbying to Novi even had voice. Speaks with the tar he was A. I've seen a missile interviews may find a guy may finally got older. You know but he was a really funny guy and We had a serious alcohol problem for a while Yeah I saw him on two and a half men yesterday. He totally she. She was talkative. Should not be around he came and he started playing guitar. God Dale, and it was just amazing and then of course, he walks off in the biggest teeth but. Yeah I knew he had an alcohol problem. Yeah. Yeah. I mean when everybody knew married to Valerie Bertinelli. Sweetheart yes. She's still doing good but she was always talking about I'm like, yeah he's just got some things. Edward. has some things he's got to deal with gotTA stop drinking. Yeah. But we show was was she from? One day at a time. That Nah. Eight is enough. That was Christie macnichol, right. Let me see here. There they are when they were younger man. Right there. Yeah she was considered to be America's sweetheart like she was the the show called one day at a time and she was the good the good dot. Yes it. You know he did his interview not long ago he's talking about his son Wolfgang. And you can. You can see I kind of mellowed out after years man it was just A. He's A. He's a he was a real humorous guy enjoyable to talk to forget. You hardly ever saw them much. You ever see him in a cup of interviews. He was he was actually kind of. Funny. Advice did your father give you that? You wanted to make sure wolf he knew. Things you always used to say to us. You can learn from everybody. What to do and what not to do Mostly. Watch for what not, to do. And if you make a mistake, tried to do it twice and smile. Way People think you meant that? Dutch terminology we won't door pizza just. Keep battling. and Smile. You when the last interview that he did I. Think. Maybe not found recently but. You know. It's a shame man. To sixty five. Sixty sixty, five when I heard that I said, yeah. With something else that we see was sick or something. Listening to some people. Talking about them in the chat, they had some hip problems going onto. Orthopedic problems happening. You never know if he's almost. Always had a presence up there. Yeah man this is terrible here but hey, left us a lot of good music. So. It's sad but at the same time like I said man, you know. You'RE GONNA leave leave it a lot of accomplishes Mahogany. He could've have died twenty years ago I know. How get to work? And I'll tell you what this would be a good sendoff from what about toasties over here. Tosi. Sent US Some Fan Art. and. For Change, it is not fan art about us. This is actually fan art. For Eddie van Halen. 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Casting Choices & NFL Win Totals

Around the NFL

1:14:48 hr | 3 months ago

Casting Choices & NFL Win Totals

"Around with the nfl. Podcast is a first round. Welcome to another edition of the around. The nfl podcast name. Is dan hands. Has it's come to you from a virtual room filled wissam heroes mark. Sesser rake rosenthal. Well-poised happen Member frank the tank from that movie old school char and when. He said he had a nice little saturday. Coming up and He said he's going to home depot and all the Frat brothers laughed at him. And i remember watching that film as a twenty three year old and be like man. That guy's finished well. That was my entire weekend. I i made two trips to home depot. I didn't even use the shopping cart. I use the big one. The big kind of truck thing. We have to put lumber and all sorts of things like that my In laws were in town and my my father-in-law's extremely crafty as we work on this new home. So all sorts of projects men all sorts of projects. I mean ridiculous. Changing filters doing some light carpentry building railing staining would tending to a garden installing locks handles sweeping raking very enjoyment. Out of this. i do it. it really is A challenge this thing this new world. I'm in of homeownership but it is rewarding when you finish the job the thing about it is though and i is listening right. Now that owns their own home will undoubtedly agree. Never stops you finish one project and then the next one comes in the next one comes so i understand. That's part of it too but Yeah nice little saturday. I mean the the laundry list of activities that you listed are probably on the lowest end of the spectrum of things that i'm skilled at not skilled at those things in phnom either. And you know what's interesting about this stuff like you come out of these weekends embolden like i. I have all these bricks randomly that were left behind by the previous owner. And now like looking. Can i brick and mortar the front of this house. It's like no you can't but you start to feel like you have the ability and i guess with practice and become more handy Because i speak for myself and probably the total of the around. The nfl podcast. We're not like the manley est men when it comes to you know working with our hands and things of that nature so you're kind of coming from behind and were on the comeback trail. Though at least i am. I am not if we go to home depot. I just distract the kids for as long as we're there so emica can do all the buying in doing whatever's going on but that's why i'm team team rent here. I don't have to worry about that stuff. My perfect day is is an overcast. Not sunny beach day. You get there as early as possible. You spend the time at the beach. You leave maybe a little little after lunchtime. The kids are kind of wiped out the rest of the day. That's a perfect saturday for me. And i've done it weekly. I would say during the pandemic. It's been i would. I would put myself in the category this probably. Dan clearly pleased the wife with this home. Purchase i mean. You're you're an all star category at this point and you've crossed over to a certain world where you really the no complaints lodged against you for the most part Greg's outside of work seem to me also to be largely of the pleasing wife variety and himself. But i mean the lines. I don't feel part of either of these universes in any way. I could purchase things at home depot. My dad is quite crafty. That's up but when you have a rental rental mindset. The last thing i do is hammer anything or touch a wall or recarpet any patch of floor and i think that ties into it's a generational thing because our parents are all buying their first home. They were twenty two or whatever twenty three and raising families and you have to learn that stuff Right away whereas our generation at least in this country like it's almost unheard of to own a home before you're even thirty unless you come from a considerable means or make thirty five. There were outside of these big cities we always live in. But yeah you're right. Yeah i mean. I can only speak for where i've lived in new york and now in. La but yeah. It's rewarding though. I will say why we're excited to come over and see the house greg and we're gonna come over the two of us and All right good stuff good monday. It's the monday show. Just three heroes and ricky. I ricky's a heroes while a heroin. Heroin is that in place. Because we've we've kind of dropped actress from the lexicon. It's actor I don't know if heroin is out now as well now. She's i'd probably misstep there. I feel like actress is still in the mix but heroin is great in multiple ways as describe of a woman hero base. It's a compliment. I mean it's not you're not taking a jab at someone. Yeah no. I would say i am heroin to you guys. Well played well all right. Thanks for stopping in america. Today's show We are going to have some fun again. This is on my radar dhs. I think it's on everyone's radar This the seventeen game season yes. It's more football But it's hard to like can look at certain things the same way. So for instance. We're gonna talk about some pf pro football focus Released their latest wind projections for each of the thirty two teams. And it's it's just messing with my head. Because i'm looking at the totals and a mike. Oh this team is supposed to win. Ten games oh. That's a that's a good season that's ten six or maybe eleven and five. No no now. That's a ten and seven season nine wins. No that's a nine eight season. What does it even mean anymore. It's going to take a while to get used to this mark. Yeah no i. in fact we've taken a look at this list as a group. And i didn't even think about that the first time we did. Because i'm still in that sixteen game. Mindset it totally changes things. You win nine games. You're essentially average. I feel like vegas will win at least like an extra ten percent on win. Totals this year just for like the ten to twenty percent of people that forget about it and just like start betting on the wrong. That's true so we'll check that out But first let's do some news ricky. Hit it seven ten. Come on man. Ten the seven ten only been made on television three times in the history of professional bowling on tv. Come on sabotage. Goodness the ginger assassin. They call him eighteen year. Old kid rose seven ten. Split third time ever are they. Guess who's the fourth time ever to do it on. Television good ricky. Can you get me. His actual name is jin assassins. Incredible name who needs an actual name. And maybe maybe with antidote has got another you know three to five years in the nfl glowing ginger men early in my nfl media run. I know a lot of people Call him the red rocket. I believe it was red rivals. Red rifle maybe. Ginger assassin is what we should go with randy going forward. Anthony newer is the young bowlers name. Congratulations to you young men. I mean he's got to assassinate some people to get that. The bowler is clearly assassinate. You watching bowling or something this weekend after the game. After by the way. I started flipping in the kids around and we saw some world acts. Throwing league champions. Espn that is next level. People kids were into that. I watch a little little yankees Raise and then a little bit of the masters just a tiny bit and then I didn't get a chance to check out bowling. Just saw that on twitter. But i did grow up watching saturday bowling on. Abc dad so that is my dad. Keith hands averaged one. Eighty five for his entire amateur career until he had to get knee replacement. Couple years back. I've told him to get into it. Get it on the senior tour but so far no dice there. All right ginger assassin. All right let's get to the news Starting with what's going on with the philadelphia eagles. Now if you are at all plugged in or just paying attention you know. Something is off in the mix with the eagles right now With doug peterson being fired. with Howie roseman still there. Jeff laura the owner Very plugged in perhaps to plugged in general that entire super bowl team. A legendary team in the city of philadelphia beat the patriots in that shootout in the two thousand seventeen season basically got wiped away. So what's going on behind the scenes. The athletic did a great Breakdown shield kapadia bo. Wolves zack berman. Worked together on a piece digging into it and greg a lot of angles and a lot of ways the jump into this but for me the biggest takeaway was the danger when the owner gets too involved and most and most specifically on the personnel side. And how that could lead to a domino effect that create a lot of issues in an organization. What did you take out of it. Yeah. i agree that. Jeffrey larry has probably been more involved throughout than has been reported that if he's putting his finger on the scale as they said with some of these draft picks that's problematic that he's watching tape. It's like come on and that the situation that they're in now with a lot of back biting you can pretty much put it together here that it's a lot of fired. Eagles coaches or personnel and or personnel people complaining about the setup. where ultimately jeffrey larry. They thought whereas listening to too much of the analytic side. But also that you know the analytic side howie. Roseman is like in this difficult spot to where it's like lawry's almost intentionally pitting the two sides against each other and louis riddick i feel comfortable talking about him because he's been on record about it. Granted this was four or five years ago when he got fired. You know just thought the whole setup was was a problem and you're seeing all these football guys who may not be inclined to trust the howie analytic side even in the least bit from the get go. And then larry almost sets it up in a way where he's the king maker and he's choosing which side he wants to believe at a certain level and it's like you're just asking for problems but it's amazing how he's kinda survived all of it. I love some of the little details in this Talked about jeffrey. Lurie huddled away in his his basement or above is garage or something watching the blue gray game in the senior bowl and the japan bowl. It's just like he's very very duggan. That was when peter king article decades ago when he first bought the team so always into it but he's starting it seems or maybe starting but has really ramped up his presence in terms of making day-to-day decisions. I don't know the thing is though it's like look. The eagles are worth three point. Four billion dollars. He's he's the money man. It's his his business. Unlike some owners he is football. I and he goes to every practice. It's his I guess it's his perogatives to be as involved as he wants. But i would point to what greg set to. The structure of that organization seem to stir up suspicion and animosity between an analytics department. That a couple years ago was the belle of the ball. Everyone always talking about the forward thinking eagles and how they eagles the eagles eagles everyone no well they were getting. I mean if you go back and look at like old rota world post and they are just getting glowing. Reports from everyone and the bottom line is always going to be a fisher between coaches and the analytics wave and roseman is a friend and he's probably been kept around longer than i think he's probably the central antagonised most eagles fans because he's sort of he. Yes they want super bowl but he also like clung to that roster way too long the coaches in philadelphia's to me seem as deep powered as they are almost anywhere outside of dallas. And the way that doug peterson was treated you can understand why he was pissed off as he said and frustrated and probably felt not listen to you and it made me to spin it to makes me look at nick serianni and say you weren't the first choice but you're going to play. You're going to be a good little boy. Does what the rest of this power structure wants to do. Yeah in syria and makes a lot of that that he's he must know what he's getting into here because you don't say no to a head coaching opportunity and it wasn't like he was the hottest name on the market And but when you look at it when andy. Reid was the coach for fourteen years. They never had these tuesday meetings With the head coach and the g. m. it's laurie. It's roseman and it was. Doug peterson every tuesday and win or lose. According to this athletic piece they would sit down and go over the things that doug peterson did wrong. And i can't imagine how that must have been kristoff. I get it. I get it doug how that would grind on you as a coach where you're just being Meticulously picked apart and it gave me two thoughts. One yes i think serianni. It's unfair to say he's like a puppet and all of this but very clearly he's going to have a defined role in the organization and it's not a very loud voice in two and maybe think doug peterson he's i guess he's out of football right now Whoever hires them next. I feel better about him because if anything he dealt with a lot of garbage behind the scenes and still put together a winning team for several years including super bowl champion right. There's a couple of things that aren't mentioned in the piece which is that. They've been the most injured team in the nfl in like three straight years. And so sometimes. I just feel like. That's a huge part of it like their roster awesome and other than last year they still ended up making the playoffs and usually into the divisional round like getting over these injuries. But i think like how you handle. Success is not just like players want more money. It's everyone it's the owner who suddenly As you mentioned like wants a lot of the credit like look who's important like let's put it out there. It's the gm who wants a lot of the credit and putting out how great they are. It's the coach who wants a lot of the credit and it's the team trying to make tough decisions of thinking. They're in this window to win a bunch of super bowls and maybe making not making the best personnel decisions. It's one of the reasons why the patriots run. I don't think he'll ever be duplicated. Just 'cause like there's so many problems of dealing with success and and they're showing it like. I don't know i don't know how long serianni is gonna be able to last there. He's probably got about a two year window or else they're going to blow up this whole thing. I think it's interesting that you mentioned the patriots because they came to mind because of any team sports or at least in the nfl. I mean they're coach. Is there. gm essentially is their final. You know outside of the owner once in a while bell. Chick doesn't have to worry about these layers of external power pressing against each other. I mean as a jets fan. Dan and as a browns fan. It's like i feel like i've read twenty hit pieces. This wasn't a hippie twenty in-depth reports about what's wrong in cleveland over the past twenty years in the same with the jets. And it's like it's just poor organization poor structure and its infighting and it's ego and it's the desire for power and money and it's like this story has been going on for thousands of years. The eagles are just like today's version of it. And and you bring up bell check in the patriots. It's funny there's no like there's no perfect way to do it because bell check is the be all end all up there and when you look at their their past. Four or five years of drafts. Maybe it would help to have someone else's voice in there be something in there. I think it what it comes down to is the you have to find that balance in the in the everyone needs to be talking together in the analytics department has to be playing ball with the gm and the owner and the scouts. And i think that's just such a hard thing to get right and the organizations that manage it build a long-term winner and the and the organizations that don't maybe you flash and you you get an improbable super bowl. Victory like the eagles did but then it comes back in and we'll come back to bite. You like howie roseman. I thought that was interesting. To how what he was when he was famous. And we've joked about it for years. That he was banished to the poconos by jeffrey laurie. When chip kelly was hired and was giving give and team building skills and they sent them to the opposite side of the novacare complex. That was the non-football side which is a huge slap in the face of roseman and he he said later on that that helped inform how i changed the way i do my business. Although he's kind of gone back to his earlier form apparently he did the same thing to the analytics guy that he was unhappy with sending banishing him to the opposite end of the building. Just like whoa. And it's a. it's a big soap opera ultimately. it's fun it's fun to for us dynamics. I mean the thing with like the owner meeting like that's very typical by the way like an owner meeting with his coach to go over in in now whether the total is what stood out exactly so getting this tone from you can assume the coach's side of things and i think it's just winning like winning papers over all this stuff i think. Probably everyone had these feelings while they were winning too. But it's cool because it's like the super bowl raises everyone's profile and raises. Everyone's money and everything like that and then the second you start losing then. The backbiting comes wouldn't note though that like they talked about sitting down in a sort of secret. Three hour meeting with jim schwartz days into that super bowl winning season because people thought he was looking for peterson's replacement it just seems like they never really bought into peterson as a vision guy. Someone he needed his hand held. And i think you're right that those meetings every tuesday probably became. You know we all have things during the week. It's like the worst part of your week and it's like that probably was peterson's worst part of his week for years and they get eagles fans are salty. And i've given them a little bit agree for being so upset and angry and critical in the last couple years. Considering what you have that many fan bases have never had which is a super bowl title but you get it because it wasn't supposed to you know happen. This quickly. go from being super bowl. Champion to all this dysfunction but That's where it goes by both by the way friend of the podcast involved in the case of that story all right in other news speaking the athletic michael lombardi does this thing over the michael lombardi. He bounces around quite a bit. I can never trust. I don't know yes. he is. okay guys. that's that's how you make money in this business. Stack paychecks from all over the place you know anyway. Lombardi believes that the washington football team will be willing to trade up to land a quarterback. Trae lance dakota state star. Were talking about a godfather type offer. Look at me. I bring up lombardi now bringing up italian motion pictures. Italian american motion pictures That's his thing anyway This would take a lot. Obviously they're sitting at number nineteen. They are the defending division champions in the nfc east of course mark So to get up to what i assume would be. You know around the top five to get trae lance. You're probably gonna have to surrender everything which they already did that once before with. Rg three should they be thinking about doing that again. I just think it's an interesting. I mean there. There's a lot of varying opinions on trae lance lance yearling. Our guy his comparison. Nfl wise was josh allen but he doesn't seemingly have that same powerful arm. He is certainly a dual threat. And you've got scott. Turner their young turner. You've got ron rivera. They went to a super bowl with cam newton. So you wonder if maybe that's something they've always valued. If you're ron rivera that kind of a quarterback that can do it all. I mean he really. Is someone with feet like you. Build an entire offense around what he can do on his feet. They talk about him. Being one of the smarter guys coming in at the quarterback position he can read. He said his own protections as a runner. Which you know you're center could be doing that. Typically he he he is like a brainy kid but not fully formed. And so i don't know what you give up for him to get up there. But you have to really believe it. And i wonder i mean it's got to be ron rivera thing because this this is a team that took twain haskins a couple years ago trae lance to me is someone that is just you look at what people say. They're all over the map so so washington must be fully end belief of what he can provide. I just think there's so many teams that are going to make such big mistakes this draft. Because there's less information unless all these guys are just like good trae. Lance is uniquely a blackbox of trat draft prospect. He played one game last year. Which sort of didn't even count he threw eighteen passes per game the year. Before in the most highly schemed offense that exists. Basically carson wentz's north dakota state offense which is about as far from like an nfl up but it looks awesome like a lot of people think he looks better as a prospect than than wednesday for instance and. Everyone loves him. But you're basing this off of eighteen throws a game two years ago at the fcs level and you can make mistakes way. But it's not that different with fields and wilson like. They didn't play that much either that for for like big time college quarterbacks. They're in a different category two and they have their own questions with scheme and like the you know how much the scheme helped how much they played and in for wilson like the opponent so to me. It's like the guys was look awesome. They the quality of the talent in terms of just like physicality and your arm streetlamp lancet as a more than a good enough arm. It's like they all look like great prospects but you just figure. Some of these teams are going to totally botch this. Because i'm a black box candidate. I never heard that before you know with the black box that that's usually something you don't learn what happened until you're digging through the wreckage of the airplane so saying kind of pointing your prediction analysis here in the now i i'm really interested in trillions. Just because no one seems to know much about them or you just seems to be the guy that's getting ignored in this process even though he's pretty fascinating just athleticism and where he comes from. The black box thing is more like. How do people really know how he's going to translate. It's a pretty big projection josh allen. Maybe as a good comparison is that what you just said. Yeah mark right as a as a prospect that makes a lot of sense to me. Because i think he was a really tough one to know how he would fit at the next level. Who's a really polarizing prospect last year. Just herbert and my team as the number two overall pick. I'm probably going to be rooting for zack. Wilson next year. Would i like if he had another full college season. And all that stuff sure but at the same time it just feels like it's all this crap shoot really no matter what so. I don't feel like the jets are in some type of or these. Other teams are in a total disaster situation. Because you can do all the research. Watch all that tape you want but when the lights go on week one or whenever these guys get the chance. That's when you finally see whether they can you know. Greg play the guitar moving on a lot of guitar. Playing on this show throw the football would be preferable but we should guess my brother dean dean. Dean went to college for guitar. You wanna you want to see the tate. The delaware tapes. Forget about that. We got a lot of dean rosenthal tapes. Playing all would like to see tapes. Western mass Forget delaware tapes nights but also some like cover cover songs kiss and ugly kid joe and and guns and your in a collector but dan and i are not off the case on the delaware tastes nor will we ever be off again. I know i know on your other. Podcasts your best buddies like celebrity and you guys do your comedy thing if if the delaware tapes ever service on that show and not on this one. This whole thing's over. We are folded up shop. That that is that is that would never occur to be no. I would not do that to you. That's also giving greg incredible power over our careers dan. I don't know. I might return to still do an episode of The saying oh up nex right this again. Just in anderson reports free agent defensive nj davey and cloudy is visiting the browns. Does this sound familiar. Yes it does sound familiar because he already did meet with the browns I don't know if it's virtual or in person but this is back in march no deal and can we just and don't take this personally markets. Not about you your team. Can we please just sign with. The browns. already survey can get all excited about their. Hi tony browns and how clowney is going to be cross from myles garrett and that's going to unlock this magic that we've been waiting can just do it already signed and then let people start writing news articles and then we could let the game play out and then garrett has a great year and clown gets hurt and does nothing. Can we just speed the process along here. Just a little bit. Ricky and i know this is a personal sunfire. Because i don't want maybe you guys want to do more of these but i want to fire this david clowney story going into the sun because nobody needs. Nobody needs this much speculation considering the production. I'm sorry into the sun. You don't worry. Is i mean they also met last offseason so this. This is elongated flirtatious. I i find. I find it ponderous to me tells me more about maybe what they think about where they pick the draft the edge rusher position in the draft. Which is certainly missing myles garrett type character pushing better guys down the list like maybe they wanna go into the draft with this position sealed up so they can take a cornerback or the best player available. But i'm with you dan. I find it juicy though if my team signs the player that really i can't think of too many players that you're more happily antagonistic toward and not without reason. But the but the the whole scenario there. I find compelling if your friend andrew berry. Gm this is. What if i had a direct line to him. If i tap into the gm app if it existed if you do sign and you will sign today being cloudy for a one year team friendly deal with nice incentives to the player if he stays on the field and makes plays do not say. I have defensive end opposite of myles garrett covered. And i don't have to worry about it and i could turn my attention to other physicians in the draft. That would be a mistake. Signing him would not solve any issues. Libya vernon what's going on with his achilles vernon like like closed the season very well and was exactly what popkin achilles though right at the end so so he's just off the table right now. I don't think it solves a position. But i think they're probably just thinking. I think it's incredible upside. I think it's incredible and if you take out last year. He has been very consistent overall. I mean he maybe he is in like the transformative number one overall pick but he's better than most number one overall picks and he's and he's a pretty consistent career until last year. I do wonder. I think it says more about the taco liberty when we just got news talk about justin houston's visiting the ravens throw that in there we just got nothing to talk about. There's no there's news right now my counter that how come. Nobody wants to pay. This guy took forever for the titans to finally given that one year deal and now again. In april i think the way he plays and the the lingering injuries that he's played through our serious concern because he plays he's kind of like the running back takes two hundred and fifty hits every year is his career going to be shortened. And i think that was the concern for cloudy and it's kind of coming out that way after last season so i get the concern too anyway. I apologize. I got a little fired up there but you know. Wait until he signed. Wait until thursday. When he's by then he will have signed. And then we're gonna give the exact same analysis. I know i know but let's just not do another story until that signing happens and he was the first overall pick and i believe two thousand fourteen right. That's right and this all started in july two thousand thirteen. So it's like phil we've been talking about this guy for a long time for somebody that's never had ten sacks in a season anyway Signs with the jets actually. Because then you're going to be in a really replace. We won't joe douglas too smart for that. Trust you joe kevin. James play sean payton and a happy madison picture. Happy madison is the production company. Owned by adam sandler and adam sandler has a extended deal with netflix. To put together these movies with his buddies and Put them on netflix. And they apparently do pretty well regardless of their artistic achievement And kevin james the full-figured Comedic actor playing sean. Payton in a movie. What do you think about this. Well i think. I think if i'm kevin james and i'm reading peter king right about it and like the one thing kevin that peter king mentions as well. Kevin james is going to have to lose some weight for this. I'm thinking thinking like who are. Who are you to talk first of all. And you're just talking about me like that. And by the way. Sean payton like kevin james if we're going to go. There fluctuated over the years for. He's he can be shocked at times and he can. He can look like the coach at the end of the season like his old coordinator rob o'brian again go back and forth. That's and king also was wrong in not understanding the The business involved here again. Happy madison they. They don't really care what what kind of project they're putting together. They're just getting their buddies together. There's no like. I need to dedicate for this role to play sean. Payton kevin james is going to stay exactly on his diet and cash the paycheck and do the movie and then like a bunch of people will watch it on netflix. I now. I don't think they were going for like the realistic most realistic looking. Sean payton casting choice. Because greg is right there was a period and it was around two thousand fourteen. So that sean payton who is now fifty eight so this is not easy to do transformed his body and became legit muscular. Like he looked awesome. And i think that's waned since then but he is not young but this happened in two thousand twelve so you have to cast someone. That looks like he did back then. He didn't really have gray hair back then. The guy's about that. It's about bountygate. Well it's it's about the it's about the season it bountygate. Oh i assume abi be like the almost the preface to it and it's about the season he spent away from the game that he's coaches his kids team. Learn to love again. It is kinda funny though that the precursor of that is like you know getting suspended for for taking the kill shots on a quarterback and by the way there was a pretty well reported. Like you know. Drug controversy. That to me i always felt was was part of bountygate of like the saints. Got in a little trouble with how they were using prescription drugs. But that probably is going to be glossed over in this motion. The paul millsap actor. Kevin james probably not gonna hit the drug abuse behind the scenes and professional football angle very hard. I don't think i have some on casting choices for you. Though which i mentioned is good. Good well it did kind of just said is. This is just giving it to your friends. So i wanna throw and we could get ricky in here. She wants to slide show so here i would say the vast majority of who i'm going to mention you would just know their household names but there's a couple where heard the name but i'm not sure i could put a face to it so i wanted to help you out there. You can just sort of tell me yes or no well. I wasn't necessarily going there first. Ricky but we can. I went by your list. Well it's okay so let's let's just say if you wanna look. I'm going to start with a couple of people that i think you could make. Look like sean payton craig. We could start with. I understand that. He's like a super haughty but well these fine. Okay see that way if you if you dress them. Up at sean. Payton more sean. Payton next look than kevin james there. Now that's a good one and you know what you say when he was cast as james bond and he was an excellent bond. Some of the criticism was that he wasn't quite photogenic. Enough to pull off james bond. Who's like a supposed to suave. Pierce brosnan type. So yes i think you can put him in the sean payton world. I liked that one okay. I'm just going to throw this name out. There's no photo or the maybe there. Is greg kinnear photo. Greg kinnear on the internet. Well no there is. There is a good one too. They are the same age. I think you know this movie is going to have to be a little bit dramatic in terms of the backdrop. Greg mentioned what the your in chaos in a way. If you're sean payton and the during this year of your life and then something good has to come out of it. Greg kinnear can kind of rainbow through that whole arc of emotions. I like him is probably available. Because i feel like it hasn't been too hot since As good as it gets over the he seems to be he could play you. I mean he's like a little like hotter version of you mark so i like that as well. I think underrated career. You know a lot of rains. Toxic soup to too dramatic stuff. Let's let's do it not much. The pirate in dodgeball kenny. Command the room. Can he command an nfl locker room. Greg kinnear that that's also is not with an nfl. Locker room kinney command sixth graders. I think he got us through else. How about this allen to dick. Let's throw that up there rookie. Yeah we the ones from going for looks. Don't know who that is that the pirate from dodge. He's he's been in lots of stuff. But okay this one. I think if you look at sean payton structure greg germann. Who was famous for ally. Mcbeal knows these guys. Are i know him. He's yeah he's a he's a been around the block. Tv actor absolutely absolutely. Steve zahn. I threw in. There is a possibility. 'cause now he's a little bit older age. It's not that far apart. Pluses comedic film most likely and he's earned comedic work okay. Any he's in new orleans. Guide guided may is very good inter that also seems available to me now. These are just more more also names. Well we can just these. I don't think we have photos of these can. Do anything would is this. I would watch the pop. Kevin james at least you know to each his own. He's got pop. He's got a fan base. I think that's good guy. Maybe not so much what harrison. Yeah we well. Yeah that's why. I'm going into more movie star world here now. This these ones are not for look so much. But steve carell. How would he not do a great job at this. Now doesn't seem like a football coach. He's gotta know there. We're batting a pretty good batting average here so far. How about dennis quaid. If he were maybe a little younger guy would need a break. All right okay. So that's a no really. You've been going heavy quaid lately. I don't know whatever whenever a conversations about sports movie. Everyone's like headline dennis quaid trying to please that per part of the room. If someone's listening for that guy this guy may be also little over exposed right now. But chris pratt if you really wanted to pull in like a certain audience Too young though too little too young. Yeah how about this. Sean penn i wanna see that. I want to see that movie. I think it'll be an insane movie. sean penn played in. I think yeah. I watched on pen and Happy madison production. That that's interesting An interesting. I'm intrigued as good. What the last person. I would note because this is where we are in a society at this point of corsica. Do this sean. Payton place himself unsolved mystery style. Okay i mean you know. I need to know the tone of the film each providing notes. I think it's gonna be a happy you know. It's it's teaching kids and learning life lessons. And he's he's grumpy at the beginning. And then he has some hijinks with the kids in that connects them to the love of the game at shots. Why sean penn would be at once the worst possible choice and the one i would wanna watch. Because i heard john penn lately unlike a podcast and he seems off his rocker. At this point he seems a little. He seems out there sherry novel that he wrote sounds like the thing. I like to read the the last thing i would ever want to read. Is sean penn's novel and just you know one bit of unsolicited advice to adam. Sandler when when you're casting really anyone and you're forced to choose every time between kevin james rob schneider and david spade. You've probably boxed yourself in a little let's just open up the nets over it. Happy madison productions. That would have been true fifteen years ago. So it's even Doubly true now so two quick news items before we get to the pf projections. Verse the cardinals. Who traded for deondraye hopkins last season. They fleeced bill. O'brien in the houston texans. In that deal. They received something called. We're up for cyclops as everyone knows. And i i heard from ricky that the Livestream of the award show will be on april twenty first so we might have to find a way to connect that To the podcast. When that time comes so we gotta cyclops a nomination. hopkins and the cardinals more specifically received the alpha award for best sports transaction of the year. That one didn't ring quite true to me. Because tom brady feels like one of the best. Free agent signings ever. I mean i know. Nobody wants to give brady or his team anymore. Awards already get but how is. How does the bucks not win that somewhere. Are they not judging off of the idea of what they gave return. I mean i'm with you like the most impactful. Signing was tom brady. But like if you looked at the best trade or swap. I would give that. I would give it to the andre. But you're what you're really saying. Also is that. The texans made the worst move of last off season. You know what this is from. I didn't i've never heard of this before. But it's from the sloan conference which is an analytics conference so they're saying from an analytics perspective. Maybe who used the data who who flees the other team you know who won in twenty twenty The your new york yankees for a player. I've never heard of. Because i'm not a big baseball fan. Dj la- matthew that acquisition one. Twenty twenty. I don't know how that held up the reigning batting champion. Dj lay mayhew me but Yeah we love the j. The machine All right The slum people get excited about that. Sloan stuff i know when i whenever i see people tweeting about the sloan conference and stuff though. Because they're they're all about an into analytics. They're all about into analyzing how to best use like payroll and contracts. I always want to know. How much are the panelists getting paid like in. What are the differences in the panelists because that would inform which panels you would go to like. Do i want kevin clark at a certain value or bill simmons at another one like that. I think they should have. And they're right right because their analytics. I think they should release to the public. They're all about the data. They should release that we should we. I think Getting clark on here to say how much got paid by sloane would be awesome for. I know they don't get paid at all. But i seem that would seem weird Finally in the news It's another trope alert. I told you it's my responsibility to you. The listeners to keep you up to date on all the tropes as we approach at twenty twenty one season trae. Trotha george patton. The general manager of the denver broncos hoping to not peyton forget about the patent on the show. He needs drew. Lock to to take the next leap forward And make the broncos a playoff team. Well guess what good. News broncos guard dalton. Risen told matt lombardo of fan sided on his podcast last week. That drew lock has been having film sessions with hall of fame. Qb wait for it. Peyton manning hippie with that trouble ertegun peyton manning meddling with a team extensively to help them not always the case. That's not always the case at all manning meddling job the whole the whole peyton manning as like a football. Sven gali has taken like narrative is taken a big hit with his undying support. Adam gates like that's the guy. He stood on a table on more than any other player or coach john. And so it hurt. I was thinking like that. British trope lady. I don't know who she is. But i think at this point we should get together for drinks with her just to learn more about her life. She seems enjoyable. Am i wrong. Yeah i'd like to. I'd like to see if she is impact. Sure yeah she seems to me. That seems like you would like to have some private time with her. If you know. I said as a group we would. We would definitely likes likes of forceful british woman. That's that i could see that. I can totally see little change of pace if you will. That's what's happening in the news Mark you have something to lead us into our next segment or transition out of this current one. Well i can never tell what day it is anymore. I'm sure i'm not alone. I didn't even realize were in the double digits of april but april twelfth. This is just a little quick april they. Do you know what happened speaking baseball. On april twelfth one hundred forty four years ago one hundred and forty four years ago. Whoa in eighteen eighties. Eighteen seventy seven. The first catcher's mask was used in baseball game. Okay took How how many games are played before that because that feels like recipe for mouth disaster. Those guys worked in like meat packing plants back. Then they didn't care. Take baseball to the face. All johnny and billie died in the first two days of the seasons. Let's put on me. Ask ask so also on april twelfth significant day. One hundred and ten years later after the first catcher's mask was featured in one thousand nine hundred eighty seven twenty one jump street premiered on fox. This is going to lead to you. Giving us more casting options for sean payton now. So it's been exhausted note but then the other thing that happened on this date that stood out to me which i think you guys probably eyewitness this person and was caused quite a ruckus in the tabloids in one thousand nine hundred ninety five drew. Barrymore appeared on the late. show the david letterman show and basically jumped on his desk and flashed him frontally from the waist up about as birthday. It was his birthday. That also happened on this date so it's not just a meaningless day just across the calendar and bill marks on this date in history. I like that Jubilee to show you how far things have and by the way that was drew was my girl like everybody had like especially when you're younger a celebrity. That was your celebrity in. You just love everything about drew. Barrymore was like my ideal of the peak of what a woman could be. So i was a huge fan her in the nineties so when that happened i was like oh that was pretty cool. She was shamed like shit like her career. Took on water after that. And you think about it like if that happened today people will be like. Oh that was pretty cool crazy thing but back then she was basically branded with the scarlet letter. She was a bad girl. she was too naughty. And like it brought up all these issue other conversations us every week. It's like that's not a betrayal. Weekly creek greg. Someone said something that made me uncomfortable. I'll be quiet. They didn't know unfit anything. Well the rookie berry yes. But i've been the drew. Barrymore you add more background knowledge on on all that. As a seminal moment is interesting to learn all right. Well you know this really Segment really landed gracefully. but i liked it overall. I think we're going to be That i'd never appear on this show ever again. Why it's a position now. I felt like and this month feels highly anonymous to me so i was trying to drill down for a little bit of identity. Calendar identity was good. I enjoyed it. And i think it's something we should bring back we're in between we're inbetween on the nfl. Calendar were in between with the spin. Them we're just sort of like a transition where this is like the knicks iriani of months. Right now just like out of the way so we move onto the real stuff. Ricky you could also jumped in there and broken that uncomfortable. Silence when greg turned off his mic to. I was gonna see how long it went. And i was just gonna let that play out and then i was gonna come on in just guys a yeah all right. Good stuff greg. Snell left the studio. He's not even on the show anymore. Pf they do it. I ruin respects. Pf chris collins recite the all the money. How does that work is he. He just invest in it or did he launch it whereas concert company based out of cincinnati. Isn't it yes. He did not launch. It existed and was robust. Before chris collins was ever involved at some point he invested in became the percentage. It seems like it's a pretty high percentage at some point. He became like one of the owners. If not the main one. But i'll definitely pretty well actually beneficial for both sides. It sounds like collins recapping that much respect to all those that worked tirelessly to get. Pf off the ground before he arrest great great for the cincinnati cincinnati communicate commits been huge for the cincinnati community. Just enormous massive. The pride So they they do it every year Nfl win totals. Always as greg knows very well. One of the more popular Ways the bet the nfl which we do not do by the way because we are employee's of the shield people outside of the walls of our virtual building are free to do these things and they enjoy it and that's a big. The people like that in sports the idea of wagering. Never my thank you. it never really was. I think but i you know i dabbled in my youth And some people are obsessive about it marked. You ever get involved in the old days. No no no because i. i didn't understand the capital. I probably spent my money poorly if anything but a gambling seems like to spend it also for many people but a little bit of horseracing. When i lived in new york city. I'd go to the off track betting with a couple of friends in some of those. Some of those ever walked into one in manhattan. Some of them are the end of the earth. But you've got to take the subway out to acqueduct. that was. That was a weird afternoon that i partake in there. I i saw this this speculation by the way that the nfl with this new cba. They have an out after like five or six years. Something like that and some of the speculation is that by then the endgame bedding will have over. Have we'll be such a big part of the broadcast that like it will provide an opportunity for the nfl. Take this out and like renegotiate. Things related to that that it's winding all this extra value. We'll see. I don't know but things have moved pretty quickly on the like betting front including how the nfl treats it well. It's not too long ago that the nfl didn't allow our our old friend. Michael fabiano who's no longer at the nfl not to do this football conference with tony romo because like you had to 'cause it was loosely associated with betting and now the nfl's got owners buying betting companies by fans will buy now this stuff. They're kind of embracing now. Why can't talk about that. no now. i'm being silent case the bosses Listen to this unhappy with you. I think it's totally. I think they've they've been clear about roger goodell's been out out and about that. They're they're cautious but they're cautiously like allowing this stuff now. Yup absolutely things have changed in a big way over the last ten years All right let's get into it and again. This is all based not on sixteen games but seventeen games Just go through the divisions afc east. I'm just going to say what their totals are. And then you guys just in and tell me if something doesn't pass the smell test to you one way or the other okay They have the bills at ten and a half as a significant division favorite the dolphins and patriots sitting at nine which puts them right on the playoff bubble and the jets. And i imagine this is a jump from last season. they're up to seven so a competitive division with the bills as the clear favourite. Anything about either. It's a lot of faith in the jets. I it. I kind of think that you look at where they were the year before they did win a certain amount of games without not a great team. I mean last year you know you. It's almost hard to go. Winless or close to winless as it is to go five hundred sometimes and so. I think they'll bounce back. It's a lot of faith in robert sala and in xactly. It's ten loss season though and again when you look at the different schedule but that seven and ten would that be progress with the jets when they just went to and fourteen and they have a new quarterback. Yeah i i think i as tough as it is because as jets vans. You've been waiting over a decade just to go back to the playoffs. But with i view that as progress if the young quarterback is looking promising. Yeah i would take seven wins to me that jump. I mean that is a big jump from too. I get the coaching thing. But where are the define strengths of this team personnel wise. And then. You're just county on the rookie quarterback to be not just okay but like to improve their quarterback position a lot to ask out of a rookie. That seems a little rich in what it could be a pretty decent vision there with. Its the sal factor is i guess some of the additions kara lawson Cj moseley back. And then you have a big draft and then it's on joe douglas To lead the way make those right decisions All right in the afc north the ravens are in the same way that the bills are a significant sum significant favorite At eleven they haven't pegged at eleven. So that's a live. Eleven at six seasons where they see them coming down. The browns are up next at nine and a half. So they're kind of a bubble team which is surprising. The steelers eight and a half and the bengals six and a half this one. I think you can make a case for all these ones being interesting mark But let's start with your browns. They're the felt like twenty. Twenty was a stepping-stone season to this being a big year for clean. I kind of think it's that way but pf doesn't quite see it that way. It seems a seventeen game season. You're saying the odds. Are they probably go like nine and eight in their view. I don't think that's. I don't think it's too harsh. Because i think the wrong thing to do is just to project. Cleveland into the afc title game based on what happened last season whole division had the easiest schedule in the league a year ago. Play in the nfc east and really like cleveland benefited from that and they face teams at the right time. There's still a good football team. I don't have a problem with them at nine point five. I wouldn't say there are ten point five more issues with slotting the ravens half game above the bills. I mean a team that seems to me with a number of big questions going into the season right. I think the ravens had one of the toughest off seasons in the league in at eleven. They are third win. Totals behind the bucks and the chiefs the to super bowl team. So that that's weird to me the nine and a half like that's fifth among the afc teams. I know that sounds like it's low but that's not low when you're building in these probabilities. There's lot of room where you have to understand that the mean which is five hundred is a powerful thing so they're still saying the browns are like the fifth best team in the afc which that sounds about right. I love the steelers here. Probably has my number one gut instinct on this entire board here is that i feel like the offseason narrative is burying them way too much putting them eight and a half significantly behind the ravens. I mean what two plus games behind a game behind the browns and then more importantly right at five hundred the tomlin's been there for fourteen years. They haven't been below five hundred one time. They won twelve games last year. I just feel like there's this weird. We overrate the end of the season. And statistically it's been shown the end of the season which was great for the browns. Oh the browns are pretty. Consistent is not anymore like predictive than the beginning of the season ultimately they were good enough to win twelve games. They still have a lot of those defensive pieces. I know it's been about offseason. But if you're telling me i got all i need is a fifty fifty chance to go above five hundred. I'm taking the steelers. Predictive when your quarterback is declining over the course of that year and it's not the same guy at the end of the year that was and now i think so i think the course of the whole season is more instructive and ultimately they were a passable offense. They weren't good but the running game was the bigger problem. And that's still a concern their offensive line and there's a lot of concerns there. Don't get me wrong like if vegas was. We're idiots like everyone would be just making money. But i like this as i'm with you. I'm pound in the over there. And the steelers were absolute mess in december in that playoff loss. But man they. They went eleven weeks before they even lost one game before that happened. I don't think he could throw all of that away. I would by the way strip one w from baltimore here down to ten. Give that too if you're talking about the The averaging it out. Greg and then you get baltimore at ten cleveland. Nine and a half steelers nine and a half and keep the bengals where they are feels. Exactly right now feels exactly right. Abc south colts the favourite at ten. The titans right behind it nine and a half the jaguars Who went one in fifteen This is an interesting one. Set at six and a half and the texans lows. The texans are in this exercise. In fact they're not. There's nobody predicted to be the worst in football four and a half and it is certainly within the realm of possibility that tyrod taylor is their quarterback at the start of two thousand and twenty one and perhaps deep into it or even all of it. I'm cool the colts and titans the jaguars at six and a half just like the jets. It's a big leap of faith for a team. That was a dumpster fire last year. I'm with you. i don't see them being two games. Better than the texans for instance. I'd probably go with the texans over just because things happen. It's not that hard to win. Six games man. That's a low number. And i don't know this whole divisions kind of reminded me of the mid two thousand ten right like division power rankings in the afc. South was kind of garbage for awhile. I think we're getting back to those days. I guess that's why the colts numbers ten. Because there's a thought that they're going to be able to beat up on jacksonville tennessee. But i don't know the the decline to carson wentz. I i think could be a problem. And and you lost your left. Tackle the structure and everything there but this is not a good division. I mean the that. Afc south malays went on for so long because the renault quarterbacks in the division now you're saying if the culture gonna ten ten wins your suggestion carson wentz you get the better version of carson wentz. Titans or a little disrespected here. But i mean could they go nine in the same as the the browns though right. Look it's pretty good. I just. I don't know if i see the better team than than the titans necessarily in the jaguars and texans. I don't hate what they did there. I think it's given a boot. You're probably trying to get some action off the jacksonville thing. But you're not they're not. They don't decide who were action. Come from. This is not a voting lobby so it is crazy to think your quarterback well. They're not gambling house. So it's like i don't zagged voting lobby. Afc west this one. I think they pretty much nailed with for me. I would make one slight modification the chiefs at twelve. That's the highest of any team in the league. The chargers at nine the broncos at seven and a half the raiders at seven. And a half you know. I would probably bump up the chargers nine and a half in dropped. The broncos evan Were you guys. come down on this man. i'm. I'm going to do it because a herbert. But it's like we're just right back on the same train of given the chargers the benefit of the doubt. I'm not gonna do until. Why are they ahead of these two teams that when they've been so disappointing. These last. Two years the raiders have a lower win total than they did a year ago with sixteen games. I know sometimes the offseason narrative is a little bit much. I said i'm probably gonna be picking the chargers to have a great season. But i don't feel confident. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me that they're that they're beloved. Well i mean if you get during james can eat healthy Joey bosa healthy. You have austin ekeler for more time this year. You've got second year with justin. Herbert i think brandon staley if i know i get little hot on these coaches but i don't think brandon staley everything we know about him suggests late-game meltdowns in mismanaged on. Oh what do we know. We don't know anything everything that's been written about him that he is like a football junkie extremely detailed that he's not going to be like a shaky game operator that little things like that seem to have mystified chargers. Brass longtime ab beverage in the heat of the battle. You know these guys that are completely untested. Well i would say one of the most see called the place for them to coach. So it's like. I mean he wouldn't be calling their offense but won twelve games combined the last two years. That's just my main thing and like we always say how talented there. I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth. 'cause i'm gonna be rooting for them and thinking they're good but i would feel comfortable putting any money. That's kind of in that. Everyone likes this team with that number And you the point you were making mark. All those things make sense for the charge but never seems to really come together that way whether it's meltdown aids or injuries or whatever but i'm dislike teams in one of the rare instances of this on trying to think more logically than with my feelings because it's like logically. They should be much better than they've been so so are we. Are we chipping two games. Three games off of this version of the chargers with a new coach. Knew all this other stuff because of the weird stuff that's occurred i don't know the same. Yes somewhat because it's the same reason why you know the ravens make sense to me as the flight favorites over the browns because you just give the benefit of the doubt to the organization and the chargers are sort of the opposite of that. Where you don't you at this point you should not give them the benefit of the doubt over in the nfc. Start with the east and Pf projects another down year for this Former juggernaut and the dallas cowboys of course because it is spring and summer are the significant favorite to win the nfc east that nine and a half so they seem as a nine eight ten and seven type team The washington football team Set at eight. The giants seven the eagles at six and a half. I am digging the cowboys A win and i'll give it to a split. It between the giants and eagles saw not the cowboys down to eight and a half washington football team eight and then seven and a half giants and seven for eagles so just big stew of mediocrity with the cowboys not above. Anybody sounds about right. i like that. Yeah i am with you that this division i. It does look more interesting. At least the cowboys i know. Dak prescott is back. But and i know we got rid of the defensive coordinator so that's all soft because you got the guy who's coaching the falcons but it's like now now we're just going to say their head and shoulders the best team in the division. Now i'm out of that game. I'm out mike. Mccarthy goes if they go like a soft nine eight or they go eight nine if they go. Eight and nine. Mike mccarthy should be out of there because they do on offense they should be a top seven offense but then could be a top seven offense and still go eight nine. I i don't know. I mean and i've seen dorthe. Let's keep moving packers. A heavy favourite ten and a half vikings eight and a half bear. Seven lines five okay. I'm cool with this cool everything here. Maybe you're aaron. Rodgers is probably not gonna play that level again. maybe we'll who knows but Still i think the packers are just a better team than all these other teams in the mix. We're considering they've taught thirteen games each season. The last two ten and a half in a seventeen game season is is a little low building in that regression. A little bit. Yeah maybe maybe an opportunity there I think going under on the bears would be just kind of fun to root for feel like. I don't know how they've won as many games as they have the last couple of years. It feel like like if you told me. They're picking first overall next season like that wouldn't shock me. I feel like there could totally totally fall apart. So i'm hanging the under their. I'm with you. The bears are screaming there screaming at me. Five and twelve twelve. I think can be a three way. I can't even do the math. Go to three and fourteen. God that is. That's no probably not but if something goes three and fourteen or four and thirteen for some reason though. Those numbers sound terrible. Grammy's my mind. I don't like the the nfc south. So the bucks just past the chiefs in the super bowl and were basically unstoppable. The last six or seven weeks of the season. But they don't get to be above the chiefs in this exercise their eleven and a half which is a very nice season but not Installed as the best team in the league according to win projection but still a significant favorite. Here the saints. It has to be five years since the saints where this low in this exercise there at nine panthers seven and a half falcon seven Gimme that half from the panthers and give it to the saints. Eleven and a half bucks. Nine and a half saints seven and seven panthers and falcons whereby you guys Did this come out. After sam darnold went to carolina. S darn This publish date says april seventh so it was after. Okay so i i'm into like checking the out of the vision schedule and of course they are doing that. When they're making these and the nfc south ways to eastern divisions. I like that you know. If i'm them i'll take that the bucks. The panthers were the one that stand out to me though That it's a little aggressive. Hear them improving that much Having to over seven right now with the quarterback situation. I don't don their offensive line like a lot of questions and defense. You're you need to get to eight and not eight and nine there to win. That seems a little. Yeah i think they had. They made a big splash at quarterback. I'd have no problem with a higher number. But they're a question mark right now to some degree. If before all this madness if they had had if they got to shawn watson where would they be here. They'd be probably nine and a half or ten. You would think oh. Yeah and you know. I'm gonna bang that In in another world where we were. Run the saints. You don't even have to tell us. Thank you finally the nfc west. The rams niners. This is the only division in this whole exercise where they've installed co-favorites both ten and a half rams and niners so they are all in Pf on the niners getting healthy and becoming a a force in the nfc again. The seahawks who fashion themselves a win now champion level team nine and a half so. Pf thinks they're wildcard team at best and the cardinals is important year for cliff kingsbury and that entire operation they said at eight so a middling five hundred just below team which is not going to get it done in fact i think that's gonna get cliff kingsbury fired if they finished under five hundred dollar. Yeah i'm with you. I mean if they go eight and nine you'd have to question. What vision is there. They have their quarterback. They got the sloan award for the greatest trade of last season to bring bringing the andre hopkins. Jj watt. It's not the version of jj watt from half a decade. Sloan award. either. I just wanna make sure we got the right. It was from nope award. It was from the sloan conference. Yes this load conference alpha award for best done so you know i. I was more surprised by the nfc. West totals than any other Especially the rams in the forty niners having the same total as the packers and the bills for instance. That's a lotta by in there that's a lot of projection and i liked. What the rams have done the last few years. And i liked the matthew stafford move but yeah i don't know you gotta see it. And then the forty niners especially. Let's be real kyle. Cnn said one. I know the injuries have been crazy. But they've only had one season over five hundred so they're putting up their high without really any clarity of the quarterback situation in the little concern that you know you're asking a lot out of a rookie potentially shown a lot of faith and sean mcvay a lot of faith and call shanahan which wouldn't surprise me from from pf but the niners like last year probably would have been. They would have been a wildcard team if they weren't ravaged by injuries. But i will say this that. There is a lot of projecting the niners doing x. y. and z. And i do a lot of it because of shanahan like if you get a healthy quarterback for the full season and they don't make the playoffs you'd have to look at what's happened with the niners san francisco and say you'd expect a little more from cal shanahan so i think it's an important very important season if they go less than ten. You're in trouble. I'm ripping off a half win from rams the niners and given it all to the cardinals saw put them and seahawks at nine and a half. They deserve to be get a little more respect for what they've done over the last twelve years or so and The cardinals Chill there at eight. I'm not very high in that team. Even though they did win the jumbo. Or excuse me the alpha award. I mean cliff. Cliff gets a lot of heat for klopp's they have improved their Their win total significantly in each of his seasons. Even eight wins would be took over a very bad team now. But it's okay there. Okay you don't have to fire everyone. Yeah give us that cyclops. Maybe we'll do like a live like when they're announcing the award will go on live on instagram. If we win right after to say how mad we are or how happy we are either way either. Why are we not invited. To the event i mean any gala award banquet type scenario. We'd be at a roundtable. It'd be us and probably similar types you. You weren't invited so you okay. Yeah dan i got this. You guys are gonna do your live instagram. From the event. While i'm at my house Someone shadowy leak figure emailed me late last week. Said they were entertained by our General approach and reaction to our award nomination and to that. I don't misconstrue where i'm coming from. I want that cyclops. And i wanna bed and if i don't get it There's going to be held a pay. Maybe vengeance will be declared. I don't know it doesn't get to that. I mean. I look at our competition. I respect everyone. Because i know how hard it is to put together a quality program. But you can't say anybody else deserves the cyclops the well what if we lost a mad dog i mean that's like a childhood hero of ours fielding then he when like seventeen marconi's during his mike and the mad dog run. Can we come down with that. I love in dan's done the work. He's listened to extensive back catalogue of all these podcasts. Like you know go golfing. Joe wrestling bob. And you know he's been if we lose to a gulf podcast it would be time for sorolla prospection right talking. Who is listening to ago. What i'm probably get like. I listened off. I know but to to sit and chat about it like is it a three times a week. Grinding through the gulf cast. Heinous brinson Wills twitter feed like was like live stream of his thoughts about the all of it. I try to like china. I'm trying to improve myself as a person enough that like. I don't judge people for liking golf because it's after this pandemic everyone should just do whatever you enjoy. Go be there. I haven't quite gotten there yet. I don't regular guess at me to something you judge them a little bit even as well. I believe this podcast had a bit of a defiant anti golf streak to it. In past years. I cannot not myself but some of the other members of the show i i worked at multiple golf course. I know we heard candidate. I liked playing hiding. Didn't you greg. And i formed my opinions off of that carrying like two giant golf bags up and down huge hills and making eight dollars for the entire eighteen holes. One thousand nine hundred eighty nine or something absurd job eric. I'm just continuing the podcast right now. Just because you didn't jump in soon enough about the drew barrymore conversations penalty now. We're all covered. Thank you for that. Golf sucks all right And we'll brinson if you're listening. I'm sorry to hear that we love will. It's it's it's the sport that's not a fan of of course. Cbs fame we will be back on thursday with another show So make sure you check that out. And then friday the nfl network program returns. We had a nice show this past week. We did some atm jeopardy. Ricky hollywood came out on top nice job performance by there Greg did not even make it. He didn't make jeopardy. You have to be positive cash earnings after double jeopardy to qualify for final jeopardy in. Unfortunately greg was sitting at a goose egg eliminating from the competition. He was not happy about it and he kinda hit out at me. Which felt unfair. Because all i was was the host some sometimes though it's not about who won the title i was the audience's favorite. You know it's like sometimes the actor that doesn't win the oscar. That's the performance that everyone remembers years from now on the kevin. James of that particular greg. Germann greg. germann was disgusted. They show all right. That's it it's the signing up for quite the old Ricky hollywood behind the virtual lasts until thursday. The call. i mean. People didn't even know. Greg germann went out. Mcbeal was on the air to pop back and he didn't know his name his name. But i knew exactly who would i do. I watched alley mcbeal regularly. I would say at least for a few seasons. Yeah it was it was. It was a pretty good show. I'll defend. i'll defend it. I think it fell off the cliff

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Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Using, sex toys on each other was something I didn't plan for we're technically planning a gay porn That's pretty cool that you guys want to watch com. October fifteenth. We did come challenge. What's the Cu- tounge where you can't tell like. It's almost like. You probably play me and my girlfriend mustard hands. You've told me about mustard hands is you take mustard? You put it. Under the table You then either scored in your hands or you don't and then pass it around and it goes all the way round. Then muster goes back up top and then you rub your hands together and you have to guess at the person that mustard on their hands. And so it's like. You're just a way to piss off Lianne because we're like I was GONNA say definitely does it Georgia definitely does it? I definitely. Do it never does yet but if Leeann does it then we lose our shit laughing because she never does it. So she's done at once and everyone's like no fucking way but we do this with me and you. What we do is We either fake Jack Offer Real Jack Off. Right dude. I'll really jack off and and then you see us go. Okay. Did I really orgasm or did I fake it? We gotTA guess. Okay, we is it your orgasm fe now he's just like thinking about So way do we come into a bag or something? Ziplock, bag. I don't know I don't I. Think I think you'd hear that Oh. Yeah. You probably would. Yeah. Do we also this is a pretty bad idea. Yeah. The sounds pretty but you're walking me down considering that we have like legit careers. That were jerking off on. This is why they have network executive because me and you left your own devices would just have sex with each other. Dude I gotTa tell you something. You were kind of convincing me there for a second. Okay. So I'm like this isn't gay as not cheating. It's funny. I think we're just sitting in a room. With violent ones. Sorry. Violent ones. The forest, you can't see the trees. Just like You're telling me the idea of your creative you. Your pets. 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How about this now Google search for it. We each put vibrate abo-about plugs in. Okay but gets small and not like really big one. What is this I? Think you just open up Pandora's box. Holy Shit. Wouldn't it feel weird for you to take it to leave him like I can't believe Tom made me. Was the PODCAST. Pretty good. You had an orgasm. Tom. Made me come. Made him come to it was. We do you think. What is the okay I need to buy all the went to vibrating like pouch. You know like sleeve. You put it in there and then. This is just like a ring. We need like the actual like the fuck sleeve you know. Yeah. vibrating like vibrating or remote flesh type vibrating fucks leave. Yeah. Remote controlled, love what you what are you looking to fall in love dude? Levin's. Eleven's Some has one of these in home. The booth kind of jumped on that, right load-ins. Getting, Eleven's. Now. Is there like a slave about? How about remote control blowjob machine. Here you go. Okay. So this is for a woman though. Is All for woman yeah. Okay here's it's a hearing aid. Looks like a hearing aid. Okay. We're on the same page not did they go? Through the whole fucking page for you. How much it's not the thing you're looking for. Okay. So what are the mail? Okay. There we go. The. Is Male masturbation okay. Now can hit the phone there. So does does it you remote control it over your phone? Okay let's see. Why don't they have have dude's Dick inside this we can see what really works. I think there's going to be an animated one of on predicting. But why not? Just like a regular one I mean probably pornography laws half inches. See Right regular their volume. Okay. Okay here we. Dude. Vibration level. I can feel it tingling right now warning warning. Glowing Let's see. Oh. Okay. All right. That's where you're going in that is right a vaginal Yup. Flashlight. T. P.. detected. Okay. Text extra pleasure looks good. The texture stole what the fuck is that alien. OUT THAT WAS REAL I Interact. Or game. This has a virtual reality. We should do it on twitch. A. Select your position what? How is how does this work? As nonconsensual sink sinking with Max to. Oh. There you go on on one second hang on the phone does something they're right? Yeah. You control your sex toys. How does this work have the how they not shot a porn for? Oh Brilliant. Okay. So here's what we do. Here's what we do. We each get one of those and we we go in separate rooms we end up fucking each other. Know here's what we do Tom. Brady yeah. We, both put them on. And we give our wife, the remote control. Yeah and our wives decide when we have orgasm. On the Weasley the whole time. Okay. I think those executives you were talking about our energy. weirded out by it. Why is it? Every time I have a good idea. An executive shoots it down like I said Lyles not with you that's what I need. Lyle. Here's the idea came ready new show. It's called hits here it's called on canceled. Okay. What we do is we take popular canceled celebrities. We bring them on a stage panel of canceled experts Mel Gibson Roseanne Barr. Already been canceled in canceled and kind of had comebacks, right? Yeah. Ben Rothlisberger like. And then they go. So they go. All right who's been canceled recently that that we know like someone that is you can use. Give me someone that's been canceled recently. Anybody. WHO's been canceled go ahead can't think anyone. Canceled Celebrity Okay Okay Jesse small at. Shane Gillis even he? was going to be on SNL. Yeah. All right. We Got Shelly. Justice Okay R Kelly. Are Carrier Jussie smollet. They go. Hey, welcome to canceled Jesse Jesse Jesse or Jessie Jessie. A weird name it's a weird name Jesse. You lied about White supremacists hanging with a rope throwing bleach in your face. For. What reason we don't know jumping Ciampi we don't care what we can get you on canceled. Do you want to be uncannily like yes. Now America's GonNa vote and so everyone on their phone. So they're all voting the phone APP, right? Yeah, and you're like. Should Jesse have a scar from his ear to his mouth? And then they're like no worse and he's like Okay Jussie, you get into a bathtub full of rattlesnakes. And then he's like I won't do that and they're like, okay, that's the one we want, and so then he does that give. All snake, the on canceled. I like your show for a minute. And then I think just the next step. I, think it was I liked the idea people voting people, voting of how let's let's here's the thing. Here's the cool thing. Okay. You ask. Let's bring up. For, the live show what we can add, we're adding elements to this. What if we bring? A canceled celebrity on our show. And we punish them to among canceled, we make them have homes in front of us. Yeah. Why are they? They're not liking this idea on the booth at all. Here's what I was thinking. You do the thing you said. But they have to have that Dick Leave on and we can make them come. Whenever we want. Yeah. So that. Someone close to us has been canceled there are. Yeah. Yeah Ryan Adams what was Ryan Ams cancel for? They tried to cancel Marilyn Manson. Wait for the for the he wants I guess. I guess he was abusive to Rachel Evans Really. Ryan Adams dated the fucking blonde hair girl Yeah Yeah I heard about underage teenagers says there. What that's does is who the fuck but who is he I think I was thinking of Bryan Adams. Yes. What I was thinking who's Adams? Who the fucks Ryan Adams. I thought he dated the girl with the blonde hair that everyone loved skewed cutesy to I I. Don't Know Mary Princess Diaries. I don't know I. Don't know who it is. Let's see. Scroll up to his face. I don't know that guy he does not look attractive suppliers songwriter. Okay. He's well known. he's he's. Okay. All right. Well, he's done. Do you WanNa bring him on sure you've got Adamson then and then we'll. We'll get our fans to vote on how to punish him. And be like, Hey, man, you need to cut an inch off your Dick come on but I'm that's too much well doctor but. What. If what if they were like what if you said to a celebrity right? What if you had cancelled celebrities and you go, do you to in order to get canceled? All you gotTA. Do you gotTa let us Amputate Your Pinkie Toe. Jeremy guys would be like a man. What if it what? Okay. How about this? What if they said? Hey, current celebrities. If we amputate your pinky toe right now we'll Nebraska questions of your past how many recurrent celebrities lose their piggy Up like a pool fully towns. Like an Olympic sized pool over. Take off I don't WANNA I don't to do you want a second one I have to. Yeah. So So many. Yeah. The. I was thinking did you see pels Emmy Acceptance Speech? Yeah Yeah. It was like outside. Right? We're doing it his summer camp, but we still have not gotten invites to haven't gotten the invite now. Do you think? Should we lobby l.? Let's just call donal and see what are the odds will get invited I think I can probably answer that before you call him. Really. Yeah. I don't think I don't think we're going to get a call. I will by the way, isn't it late? October. Summer camp not over yet. Yeah. It's GONNA start getting cold in Ohio it is he was breathing cold air in that his speech I saw yeah. What does he got? He's got to be done with this Summer Camp I. Guess I think he's just liking that since touring is not available really he had he had allie Wong who you're really close with best friends with. Okay Yes I'm friends with Alli. Right no, but we're just so she knows. and. He had who else was there Chelsea handler? Yes and some other slam piece. Like, smoke show fucking comedian. Another. Hachi and all the hot chick comics go. Do do a show there. I mean. But also burs been there Bergman there Louis was there Louis was air donalda bunch. Jon Stewart John Stewart's Pot Letterman fucking crazies in bad Sindbad. Did it no I'm saying names that I think but did letterman go. I. Think he did go. Letterman did go letterman did and and then here's here's what we need. Here's what we need Tom. We need to set up a little One of these things for us do ours. Yeah. Okay. where Amphitheater. Problem. Now, we should do like what he does in other words get go to a place that has a few acres a like a park or something you know. Y- and set up what he does like an outdoor but but controlled space what about an Ohio? Yeah that's right. We buy some land no Oh my God i the brilliant place let. Joe's house. Joe Joe Rogan's house. He's got a house here is not using. We go ahead. We'll side you like fifty. Right now. He'll be yes. He'll be like how many you want WanNa do. He'll be like, why don't you stay at my house sleep there and inlet and invite other people to sleep there being joey just let us have his house. Absolutely. But a very joe kind of thing. You should just throw the show in my house forget going outdoors do it inside the house yeah was. Joke going to need your pool. Yeah. Can we just there for a while? But fuck. God damnit I'm going back on the road. Y. Ohno. You don't need to why are you doing that I? Don't know. I'm serious I I really don't know anymore like, why are you so many gates because I get so I get I can't just sit on my hands I start getting antsy and I go I'm wasting my life I'm wasting my life I've I it feels so good to come up with a bit and then go and I miss it. I. Miss it so much because I miss it too and I don't I don't like what he asked me to go to her house to stand up over there and I was like I don't I don't want to stand up to everyones assistant. Yeah. I WANNA do stand up to lot Leo. Seems Fun but it's like. It's I don't know we. You see what's going on to any south like estrogen compound of there at no are you being serious I haven't seen type Whitney Cummings Instagram when you come as instagram is it is nothing but smoke shows at her house. Really yeah she was in the Sauna Witha. Old Girl, they're that Libya Mon-. Yeah I'll Livia months. Oh, I'm supposed to do show with her doer. Yeah. And she bailed out she walked out at the last second play. I, don't know. The Way, what are we looking at other girls in the songs? All these women are over at our house. It's like she's taken over has the female Joe Rogan listener best. She's the female Joe Rogan. Who's this rock biter? WHO's this guy? You know who the fuck is I don't know where the boundaries lie. That's already something you don't WanNa be tagged in. Who is he? I have? No fucking idea. To See. PAP ZIP popping neuroscience. Thank you. Click his name. That guy's a PhD I thought. He was a fucking. Rock pyner. A. Professor I really thought it was like and then one time Oh that guy's ear off brain research and education posts are not medical advice. Yeah. Smart Guy Yeah okay. Well. All right smart. I have no interest in being around smart people. No. That's good. It's it goes back to my fucking. I'd rather be. With a mouth breathing gig ler then a smart person who's got to pick it all apart. Yeah. You know that sounds like that. I believe that you're telling the truth one, hundred percent. hundred percent I would much rather be with a I'm sorry. But burt is one of our finest minds and you really have to shut up and hear him out. Let's here. What is the purpose of being with someone who doesn't want extra cheese on it? You know what I mean right? Like somebody just like they're all the rules and they gotta figure things out and they got. More. I was thinking about how boring or how much it sucks when a when a rich person is shitty rich person you know what I mean and I was thinking that because I actually love when you've doubled down on my ideas. Yes I really I because I do agree on that like I was thinking like Joe's a fun rich guy he's a he's he's what you want in rich. He has fun. He gets toys he he's He's generous. He gets shit that he likes. He's like check this out in this. Cool right fun. You Want Fund Rich Guys Yeah Fun. Fun Rich Guys Okay, we definitely have to have Cuban in their more. Fun Guy. He's a lot of by if you if you're a rich guy like you get you hit it big and you're like I'm GonNa buy an NBA team. You're automatically afire point two billion dollars like that's a fucking guy though I hate to say that this is a a Omon Ra. MOTIF way. like spirit animal bump hearing the word billion a lot in my life lately. Yeah. You feel like you're on your way. I, feel like I feel like I feel like certain holding companies I'm a part of. That wouldn't be shocked by ended up being a billionaire. Yeah. I if I'm going to be a billionaire though I start living my life a little healthier. Why is that? Because I want to get to the billions and then fucking train off the rails, right? Yeah. But they're dangerous rich guy like a real rich guy I'm saying. I mean it would be. Really Wild. Okay. To bears one cave holding corp yet goes public right? Right. And we get payouts. We get payouts immediately obviously investors that invest in our company. Yes. They get their cut or they're all millionaires which is cool for them. They never planned on being. An apologize way talk but I am a billionaire this point. So I'm going to be very fucking blunt. Yes. Lot of them invested five dollars. Now they're a millionaire from that five dollars vow you oughta return because we invested nothing in now billionaire right and by the way, this is the way. This is why I don't like being real smart people because they already don't have this conversation and they're like, wait a minute to what type of shares are we talking about type of pay dividends? You're like shut up I'm. A billionaire smart people don't dream right smart people sit there and reality, and then pick apart your idea fucking morons dream right. Put me at a table full of morons and let's pipedream ourselves a billion dollars right as opposed to give me a table full of smart people in two morons and then have them bully US church. We are morons but we are going to be billionaire morons second that yeah, and so we get our Pale. Okay. Billion Dollars. Yeah. We each get a billion dollars. Yeah. Yeah it's retirement time. You're fifty I'm fifty, four What are we? What's our first purchase? I mean, we're totally okay for yacht yacht bombed up fucking definitely getting a yacht yacht and then like the. You know the the Maui beachfront. Okay. Hold on. Hold on hold on hold on. Okay. I didn't think that way. Yeah. Do we go do we get next door houses in Maui sure and we Just stocked with like that that Dick Leave that vibrates that like I'm always turning my on for you. Believe we went. From. Turkey off the be billionaires. That's. What it again dot L.. C.. We didn't finish my accent's last night. We never put your experts a few more few more my guys at talk that talk this idea for me. There's a this is Mike Mike is defending me like listen we're just billionaires and I think we need to buy the bucks you know what? I mean, get them. Green fucking point. I, love do when you have these men in your corner you can achieve anything. Yes. We got one of our first. You need confidence man yes. Thing we're spending money on we're hiring are fucking hype men. Yeah. Haute devil salaried lyle salary just hang around us and just jump in kind of be paying attention. Yeah. That's one of our by the way when we're thinking of business ideas of how to raise our billion. Yeah. I thing it's an APP. That's a personalized Heitmann for you. That's a great one. So you need a hype man and so it's so great. This awesome APP we haven't come out with it yet, but it'll be like it'll be like profile you your age and you'll be like twenty eight and then like, cool what's your favorite accent like Asian? Yeah and then you get like a Asian hype man from like like one can Dr Ken Played The guy from Yeah and I. Think the next step is for the man to hype you up like right now he's defending what you're saying but now you need to be like. You have brilliant ideas. Might you smart blow daily affirmation daily formation wipe off and you're like and you're like you like I want that I want to say whatever the fuck you won't. That's what I'm talking about. I want that guy to do like a long time you the shit. Away Fuck with like a long one. You know and even do how about this we even do like a derivation sometimes what we're GONNA do because it's the way you're feeling. So you don't wake up in a good mood, right? And so you type into the thing. Feeling kind of lazy today and what it does you ready for this He's you hear a woman's voice telling you why you're not anything in life and are heightening comes in and shut the fuck up and tells him no, no mother. I don't know about that bird get the fuck out to me you absolutely toby. POINT OR IF I. Had One too many to drink boat. The mind makes sense to just point down, keep lipstick him and let burt finish where he signed, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. especially to a woman. Like. Really should on that. My Wife's voiceover wife's voice. You're writing your write checks with your your ass can't cash a shop toby. Yeah. He's like shop. He should one for Leeann. Like she's like burt always exaggerating. Ask. What happened? That's not what happened. Were you there? No, you shut the fuck up bird. But. Well. Let's let Burt Talk Aci Leeann it let the man talk. There you go. You need to have that playing in your on Sonos last. Night she tried to tell she was going to tell a story and then I was like I'll tell you what why don't I tell it. Okay and then everyone's GonNa, enjoy it. She was like. She was like. No it's not real when you tell us not real and I went notes it's doesn't matter. It's real. It matters. Is everyone enjoying it by or are they sitting there going? Is it over yet? I can't tell. From your face. What. What's the story here? is a really good point. You need that at home. You live that just move in with you. We'll be talking awesome. ooh. Bedroom us like a like a muffled voice. Is that you talking again. Talk. One across the house. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Leeann. Who Dr All, right. All right. All right. Now you got this podcast is brought to you by Woop. This is the best personal fitness tracker. I've ever used in my entire life. 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It's fantastic head on over to squarespace DOT COM for a free trial and when you're ready to launch us the offer code bears to save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain squarespace dot com enter the code word bears All right. So I keep going back to this billion dollars. Dollars Yup. We were making our list of awesome rich guys. Okay. He's a fun fun. Rich guys. You know it was a boring rich guy, the most boring rich guy, Warren Buffett. You know why? Because he keeps count he's like, Oh yeah and then that money compound. Now I have eighty, eight billion dollars but I live in a fucking quarter million dollar house you and I drive an eleven year old Cadillac Boring Boring as. Fungi like Yulon musk fun rich guys like make spaceships. I'm making underground tunnels I'm putting. fucking. A. I chips in pigs heads, and I'm telling them the fucking how to read like fun. Crazy kids complete. About up, spend your money spend your if you ever billionaire and you're like I'm just being conserved. Why why are you being conservative be fun no one likes a boring billionaire Paul Allen was fucking fun. He bought the what is it the seahawks and he bought the Rail Blazer. co-founder of Microsoft he died but he had crazy yachts and he would have parties and just be like Oh beyonce's come come. Sing like four songs at my birthday party. Here's here's thirty million dollars or whatever. That's fun. That's what I'm talking to Soma High ex-husband probably pretty. Fun. Listening I'm also going to get her pregnant also Mata. Yeah. He's going to be like and by the way I don't WanNa hear about it i. don't even think that you're bringing this up. Oh, sorry. I don't speak English A. By the way, the new Gucci collections in your closet, I'll be back at six. Who Do we keep our wives if we get billion dollars? Yeah. Of course as like they're they're the you know. They. Hold it down there. Yeah and they are La Houses. Yeah, and then Like when you bring you bring like your new bike your twenty, six year old girlfriend like liens like here's what he lacks and like Oh. Yeah. Almost like almost like. Almost like an executive assistant or keep on our wives like exactly the. Cincinnati. So when we bring in new talent, they can kind of shepherd them in the right direction of like what they need to be doing. Right right. Yeah. He likes his eggs over medium. Ever. Frog and a whole is. How to make this brand put a cap on it saying around put a product in the middle but Jeez flip at one time don't burn the cheese. FRENCHIES. Gosh everything bet likes yeah. Well, then with him for awhile just so you know I. Don't do it. Blow jobs are a big deal with them. Now, he's going to need a lot of. Then mouth one made we're talking. burs Ama for this, not what I've turned. Yeah now come on back now, take those pants off underwear when you're the new girl. Now me. And then find out she's just set up my chick to do chores around the house. I brought her in Liens like she'll know better I think Christina would let me have one if she was like disabled, you know like Yes also. But. If she was like if she was like bed bound and like. I understand what you're saying blink if you're not happy with her being here. But I think I, think I like, Hey, I, got this girl she like, what are you doing I'm like can't talk she can't read. She's in a cage. Like I'm just going to you know Oh fuck she'd be like. All right. Okay. Houses in Maui yachts, nuts, planes. Jewish airplane. Berliners, but we're smart now with. Chefs y'all private chefs. Yeah. Crazy toys you know like shit that's not really out. Oh motorcycles matching motorcycle or cycles that fucking are can float or something what if what if what if and I know that I'm saying this right now and in the future you're actually watching the funds you had to fund shit to fund meaning not just like prop like a toy but were you go like? I built a a like a like a park. The center of the city that has you know. Like that fake skydiving thing you know what I mean like we're using. The air pressure off makes you floatin it. Talking about, but you give it to the public anybody can go here. Anybody. The indoor skydiving thing see if anyone's placing not mean. What we diving boards around our city diving boards, but there's no pool and she. Lives were off. Diving Board. Suicide Board. Dumping that's great, idea. Just, diving boards like an art installation we should definitely do some art installations I I'll tell you the funding his perfect fun thing backup for Ilan. He made the fucking flame thrower member the flame thrower go no reason at all. That's right. That's a fun. Rich Guy thing that's what I'm saying that's fun. Yeah you know I, think I think we would not a hedge fund guy who's like in the second quarter we found out that using derivatives didn't split up you're like her family. Billionaire, and don't be right. What if I said this earlier but what if right now? We're dead, right. We're dad this is fifty years from now. Okay and kids are studying this in school this and they're like this is the way businesses are made now is you get two guys with a bunch of half baked ideas and. Then we just invest in them, and then they don't care because it's not their money and they take real gambles with the money and they double down and double him down and WMD in there like people often lose all their money. But the good thing the upside is sometimes those guys will come would`ve God. We do have fucking horrible ideas. Yeah. Yeah. But we got great heightened backing us up and that's all that matters. Yeah. Listen I'm fucking brilliant and Shit. You know what I mean. It's an indoor skydiving place that anybody can use. You don't have to pay, and if you walk right outside, you'll see a diving board. To nowhere. Oh Shit. Body. Yeah man this is perfect. Listen. To US man. Oh Fuck. Man. This is perfect. Really is a might be so fucked up on the fifteenth I can already feel it. I am planning on Can, we can't smoke joints in here. Can we I? Mean I think The fact that it's the evening we might be able to to probably is you say probably we should be able to smoke cigars. Cigars are usually have a very delicate sense that no one really picks up on. You think someone would notice. not the sprinklers. You are live of it. Okay. Okay. In Tom are drunk and high smoking guards jacking off. Jaw? Speed. And then I can speak up. And then the. Second one will be live from the arbitration lawsuit like hearing you know like when this business building just goes to they cancelled as live event. I feel like this is just a horrible. This is a horrible idea. Is it feel like they meet more? So we're just GONNA. Have to jerk me off man. God, I can't believe your company. Shit Oh. Elon. Musk's number. So we can run ideas by him culture he'll give to you. We should run our ideas by Josiah, smart. He's on a billionaire though now but I mean smart guy. He's not. He's not. He's Joe. Doesn't joe going to like any of our ideas. He didn't like hip hop dance training. He didn't like hip hop dance training. Yeah like I don't like. This is a horrible idea of worked out for us. Yeah. How long have how much have you been training with tennis very aggressively yeah. Yeah. Now is it I was gassed today like most very hung over and I'm I do just it's like I looked at my watch and I was like I have been here for half an hour and I've been they're playing for eight minutes and you're straight eight minutes straight of just fucking volleying a baseline. Yeah, and I was exhausted. And he'll get. He'll get me up to the net and start fucking till. Go tell me when just hitting them harder and harder and I just can't say win. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Interesting when do our live live tennis match? The tennis match will be live will probably shoot the tennis match. Why wouldn't we do live pay per view? Of the tennis batch I mean just to pay per view no at it. No it. It's I. Don't know. Is that possible? How do we do that? Yeah, the it'd be possible We'd have to do it around somewhere with good Internet, and then we could make it happen. Yeah. All guarantee. There's a billionaire that's got tennis court on Their House with a lot of them do Dr Phil. You think he wants to hostess. Joe's best. Friends with his son. Okay. Yeah A doctor Phil's son's name I think is Esquire Phil. Trying to think of a job fair. Nashville. Now. Just the new stuff. No, this is the This is, yes. I'm working on this on the new tour. New Tour Body shots world I am I haven't left yet. What is it called hot summer night I got I. Got I got a couple more towards hey when do you think we're going back on the road road road road I have some dates. Now into the new year, but it's like a club weekend casino that kind of stuff. But road road doesn't start till next summer. You don't think well, it might. But that's when my my stuff all moved to then really Sucks a fine crazy it is. As you know a quick way to make a billion dollars to tell me if we can cure this. Shit Oh, that's it. We should come up with some real backyard remedies. Okay like. Like, if we could just find out like if you found out that like. Try to convince him by the way to do it Promo Nadav sin bath gasoline, and then throw a cigar and somebody told me. You can't start a fire that way. So it's actually pretty safe. Really Yeah and that could cure corona virus. What if you could what? If Crowe virus and this is just a soft pitch and I don't know how to monetize this But what of virus could be cured by just everyone whispering. That much air. Everyone burs that's that's actually not a bad idea. Not A monetize whispering. I don't think you can. When people really start getting to lead, you gotta go out. And tell you gotTA. Keep quote to. H The puck. I keep repeating myself I like what if we did our whole earl live event in FM The that's GonNa. Make a lot of people sat in a few people. The alike be like we're in bed with each other under the covers right now not until you mentioned it wrong. Why is it so? I don't know man if you creep here, we does things on our DADS. And then. I kept doing like this and you're like, Oh, my God. Witney texted back you say. No We call her. So fucking selfish with her. Yeah. Okay. You own a car no she won't answer my phone call and I call her. I honestly I think that she needed money. Through years before mine. I don't know. Should I call her? Yeah. She thinks you're more successful Diane. Should that's why. So answer your call online she thinks I'm a peon. Don't say that ask her let's see if she has. Does. Nine women in a hot tub right now. Nancy the other day. She entered the fucking phone. Hello. Oh. My Gosh she sounds just like the. I wonder if that lady that does the voice at the town I wonder when people call her like hello, she's like at the town I'm just kidding it's me Mansi. Know why she do that why didn't she just help us? I don't understand. Okay. Can I tell you the problem with Whitney? I hope you're watching this Whitney. I. Hope You're watching this the problem with Whitney I'm about to find out to any. She smart. That's our problem Yup. She doesn't have enough more on in her to let loose sometimes she needs more more on in her and here's the problem is she's so smart. She'll never date a moron on severe that smart morons aren't attractive to you. Can't find the beauty and immoral what this sounds like to me what you're upset that she doesn't. Like she went into my phone. So what I'm done, I can help you. Yeah I. Like when we did that Adam Sandler interview yeah. It went so bad. The I was so great and I was so excited when I saw. Happy. Happy Madison Happy Gilmore Happy Madison Happy Madison Gilmore. fucking talented I. Think she was I. Think she was stunned that I was. That stupid. Yeah and that it worked Whitney I, wonder if she's ever dated a fucking legit more on. A question that we'd get it? If she answer phone, she won't answer our phone. That's problem is she's smart. She's too smart for own. Good. Now, now you heard it now, you know it Smarty Pants Whitney is too smart you to. Stop a second. Let Talk. Give him a minute and let the man talk a better accused through the fucking roof and that's the other problem is she's too smart. She's too busy doing smart people things. Why don't you do a voice note and tell her that real quick. He's real quick when I tell you. What your problems. Are these about idea I? Think I just did it here and I still think it's a bad idea. Okay. Great. fucking point Tom. I think you should tell her tell her that we think. We didn't know this is your thought. But I am I am supporting you but it's your thought Whitney. It's Tom and Bert we're on our podcast. We wanted to tell you what was wrong with you. Give us a call. All right. I love you. That was really rude. Know Senate then well, the way that you word it you you made it like we were going to tell you and then I like you. Okay. Let's do it sounds like. It's Tom and Bert on our podcast. We wanted to tell you what was wrong with you. Give us a call. I I love you. Oh Yeah. It does sound like you don't love her. Yeah it's rude. Send it. Do whatever you want. You sent it Yup. Let's okay. What's a female comic? That's a moron you did you sent. I think what? If what if we? We start like institute. An institute to Kinda get you back to being a kid again. Like the one thing that you Leeann said about me that I really did enjoy was that I am a child like I'm a nine year old in my head I. I'm not a I. I've never really grown up in like any moment I get into for me. My business is about comedy I don't give a fuck about a ton of stuff other than giggling right. So if we do go sit down at a place, I am constantly thinking about jokes about that place or ways to make us laugh. And that's what I love that I love that. But there's not enough people that are doing that. There's so many people that are wrapped up in the world lake of like. Like it's you serious these days we started like a dumb it down school. Destroy. Back. Notification. No, she didn't my back. Yeah She's GonNa Ignore why. What's what? If she could tether herself to us. I might be the right amount. Brilliant. We need. Yeah. Start business like we we cut her in on. This is what we do Whitney your this smart the hang with us I'll send you're not so smart and all of a sudden a lot of fun things start happening in this dumb new space that you're occupying. Tonka say whatever the fuck you want you know what I mean. By the way. I hate to say this we are. Now. Right. Man Yeah we are stuck in her own echo chamber moronic thoughts. That's how you really get. Stupid. The beginning of. This is all twitter is your eight people that agree with you. I love having Nigel and what's his name I don't know. I didn't give her name I just mixed named. Ted named mine. He did lyle lyle allows yours I'm I'm with. Dr Now Darnell Yeah Good. Name. Yes. Thanks. So. What did we learn today? How's Your Tennis Training Tell me your skill level. It's no I'm like, like you just a little better it's like. What's the ways you're going to be on this? We have to discuss our wager what should be Saying What's going to be pretty, big. Jerk other offer fun. What should the wager be? You. Get to be the tennis champ. That's pretty big. Also you by the way began this when my brought tennis you like I will fucking obliterate I love it. You said you go you go. You've never seen me play tennis I go. To Very you? Oh. Are you really good I'll kill you. Okay I served today and I asked my coach Great Yeah I'm pretty, amazing you. Good How are you? I think I'm probably like skill one to ten. Ten being professional tennis player. Okay. That means like one being a child one being a child five. Eight or? Then then you're GonNa, kill me what if we? What? If we okay I'm I'm just trying to think of ways things to add to our portfolio. What is our holding company. Holding Company. Gave Lot Holding Inc. Holding Corp. SLURP. We got to come up with we need to do head shots for that by the way yet no, no, that's happening. I already have a photographer coming actually a website setup away to invest. and. By the way, there are people dumber than us to put money towards this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are. There are other people out there even dumber than US therapy and. This accident good idea, and when we say stuff that it's not smarter, it just sounds more like we're buying a property in eastern Africa we're going to be like. So brilliant idea. Diamond Mines. Mine's I. It's Fucking I saw a movie about within the CAPRIO. Blood diamond. All you need is one diamond and you are rich. My lining, do you want to get in on this or not? Yeah. Hey do you want to be a millionaire or do you just WanNa sit there at your cubicle and not? WanNa Maybe have diamonds all over the place yeah. Yeah. We've turning into stepbrothers. Yeah, which one are you you think? I feel like I'm John C reilly really boys dumber than the. Oh. You get fucked up last night. Yeah. Would you drink. VINO WILL FIT fine I've been drinking the fuck to fit fine. Yeah. I love it vine. How much did you drink A bottled change two bottles probably three. By three in analytic joint. And it was really great because we have a new sponsor that that the CD one yeah. Yeah. Is that that's US, right? Yeah I think so Nadav. I don't think it's on this episode, but I think we might be working on something. No, they sent me a bunch of products, right? Yes or is that for burt cast I don't know but we got a sponsor. I forget which I knew the name of it right now is that really be helpful but they sent a small smokable CD joins me joint. Yeah. So I had a pack of I had a bunch of them not a pack, but I had a few. Yeah and we were all sitting in the kids were inside and we lit up CBD joints and the kids came out and they're like Yo talking marijuana I, WanNa get CB. I by the way, we could have just told him. No fucking idea anyway yeah that's true. But we look the joints and then I was like wait if they're smoking. I'm light a real joint. So a little real joint snoop joint no, no, no, no no no. No. I'm all out of shape joints is lit a joint and it's an I smoked a real joint. Well, everyone's books DVD joints. And I was like I'm fucking pretty high. Yeah and then I just giggled at St Jokes over and over again you got ripped I watched a bunch of Buddy Hackett jokes. Thing and I couldn't stop laughing I'm trying to write a street joke like a street joke what's like setup of one? was like a buddy one guy walks into the doctor's office and he says. I want to get my voice fixed and the doctor says, okay well, I've looked at your records and here's the deal. You have four testicles. If, you get rid of two of your test scores. It may change partially life it'll definitely fix your voice and the. Boys fakes he's like, okay. So do the operation month later guy comes back the doctor's like alright doc you're right is changed to much of my life and I think I want my desk was back dot goes I'm sorry I can't help you. Do you write that knows buddy. Buddy joke. I. But I. But I started watching jokes like that knows like I want right like I tried to do that on my last special with the. Room for cream joke because it was guy walks into a bar guy walks in a bar. I. Walked into starbucks That's right. Yeah. So it really worked out and then the joke wasn't what you thought. It was something else right it was like a double. That's why that's what that's why that's. That's the problem with cream. And But I I want to write a simpler WanNa ride joked that I can tell and then everyone can tell it at office parties. Yeah. So I'm trying to write a joke. Let's do it right now. You want. Okay. Okay. So The mist what we need right right. Right. So the misdirect at the end can tell me something you have misheard recently I'll give you an example I thought one sometime one time. I was watching this documentary called murder ball and said, the guy got paralyzed 'cause he passed out in the back of a truck and I thought they said he was paralyzed from the waist up. Right, which would be hysterical if a guy was just walking around but his body top top limp. Yes. So. So, it's got to be done here him out here, remount. Thank you need to love by the way knowing that control of my hype man. Yeah he knows what I'm down on a needed boost up yet. I like this relationship with adopt. It's pretty good. It's really good. It's been really good are are in and out burgers here. I think so. Let's wrap this episode up okay. Let's do it. We are four minutes of power. wait so. How do you? How do you propose doing your this joke? So we need you got to work. The way you write these jokes I think you start with your the punchline is the thing right? Like the moth goes I. Don't know the light was on. Right, find the thing the punch lines the thing. So and then work it back from there and you can create any world around it. Okay. So for you. The punchline should be something like the dog added common. Yeah. Something like that. It's a Shitzu. Old School Street jokes like that like like mom's making supper for the kids right mcadoo. BB's in the. In the soup she was like, fuck. Can't get out of all the BBC's I'll just serve it with the BBC in what's worse. For a BB gun for a BB gun. And she goes. Next. Morning her son wakes up panic. She's three sons some wakes up three right? Some ozone wakes up youngest goes mom mom because talk about something serious matter to us. I just wanted to the bathroom I peed bb's she's like okay it's fine. You're fine. Don't worry go back to bed. Ten minutes later, middle son wakes up mom mom mom I gotTa tell you something she's like what is and he's like I just woke up and I peed bb's and she's like it's fine. You'RE GONNA be fine aiming Abdul brother oldest son comes in ten minutes mom mom mom she's like let me guess you're peeing BBC's like. No. Jerking off, shot the dock. Kid. I want some of the smartest people ever live entirely of cool eight. Yeah. So I want to try to write a street joke that you can right I think that that actually the challenge comics do yeah. You know who can write this type of joke? Yeah. Like who it are you saying we should give up on tennis. No so let's talk tennis match out be it's going to be one set or three cents. I think we should do best to three best of three sets. The here's the thing we're not experienced players. Yeah. We're GONNA end points quickly man. You know yeah I mean like we can have a full set that is over in a couple of minutes. Okay. Right. 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The King Of Staten Island (Featuring JC Screen Fix)

Piecing It Together Podcast

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The King Of Staten Island (Featuring JC Screen Fix)

"All right welcome to another episode of piecing it together the podcast where we take a look at a new movie and try to figure out what movies inspired it and today on the show. We are talking about a movie that should have been in theaters, but of course everything's still close down and so instead we paid twenty dollars to watch it on video on demand is judd appetite does the King of Staten Island starring Pete Davidson? I'm realizing now as I. Say that out loud. This is the first jet appetite movie I did not get to see in a theater That's kind of a shame, but you know what we had a fun time talking about the movie joining me for this episode is JC from the screen. Fix podcast podcast I've been a guest on a few times now and always enjoyed talking to J. C. as well as his co host lady one who's been on piecing it together a bunch of time, so we have a great conversation coming up for you and as always before we. We get into that I do WANNA remind you to make sure you're subscribe to piecing it together and your podcast App of choice. You can rate and review us over on Apple. PODCASTS or Pod chaser and follow us on social media at Piecing pod also join our facebook group, popcorn and puzzle pieces where the conversation continues about all the movies we talk about here on the show so You know I think without any further ado. We might as well just jump into this episode. We got a nice long conversation for you. Guys, so let's talk about the King of Staten Island. JC. Stamp of town for piecing pod take to take zoo. Yeah, in five episode four hundred seventy three. Pretty, close actually. Kidding you are prolific. We cannot pump them out we. If we try to do that. We we go insane like we become like she becomes grouchy I mean and we don't WanNa podcast with each other. It's like nugget well I gotTA. Tell you JC from screen fixed and by the way I'm just going to. It's going to be going at this point on the episode but I. Can't bring that up. Don't say that I fight with my co host and. We get. Terrorists could mean with each other. I'm sure she'll appreciate it. But I I got to tell you I'm you know June has been a busy month? I don't know how may has been a busy month with everything with trying to fit in older movies with the missing pieces with trying to fit in new movies with all the streaming stuff and I don't know I'm going to have to slow it down a little bit for July. It's like there's just too many movies went it when you're kind of you know narrowing it down at the released movies. You kind of have a better schedule going forward now it's just it's everything. It's hard, I think. My podcast. Screen fix has struggled with like not just making episodes to make episodes. We want to still put out an episode that where we both have something to say or and we're not just making episode because well. We didn't have one this week. What should we do you know? Because it has, it's been kind of a weird dead zone now they're moving. They're pushing movies back now. Tenant two weeks wonder woman is now October, I mean. Is Is. Is Moulana still. GonNa come out. Well we know that Russell Crowe movies coming out. That's the one thing we can be of. And I don't care about Moulana. That's not a musical. That's not not my Mulan. Yeah not not Jaycees Moulana, but no today is men no way. Today, we're GONNA. Talk about another movie. That probably should have been in theaters at one point although we'll get into it as we're talking about this movie, I think it is kind of more suited for TV away, but the movie is the King of Staten Island. Shut Apple does new film and you know first things first J. C. You. Volunteered to be my co-host for this episode. Take it. You are a huge appetite fan. Is that right? No. No I'm not a huge appetite fan. I in fact I think that he I think that. In a way he damaged comedy for a decade. At least and I have reasons for that. I think like. It's it's that whole like let your talent Improv away. And we'll just take the best take or the best joke and sure create a movie out of that and I think that that really killed. Comedy for a while, and it's not really him so much, even though he has terrible tendencies with his movies to their overall long, there's all kind of There's all kinds of unresolved side plots and. They really meander his move. All of his movies do it. meandering the thing during is definitely the thing with his movies, and you know I think he gets away with some of that Improv by having people be kind of directionless. slobs surrounded by stone, her friends and Weirdos like it's. When he's making these leg, man, child movies or you know people stuck in a rut movies. You can probably Improv some some of that, but you know there's always been. IMPROV movies. I mean there's been just sure moot movies that are all Improv like what is the Turned Onto Elizabeth. Guests movies right by spinal. TAP, right. This is spinal tap you know in the. There were great eighties Improv. Like Bill Bill, Murray the thing is that need is those movies where people are improving in the eighties are very different like. All these movies have talented people in them, but they're different kinds of movies like eighties, improvisational comedies were more about fuck the man making a statement against established authority. They were always about. Rich people suck authority figures suck. We gotta stick it to them, and they were these like wacky middle finger movies where the smarmy Kiro slacker hero is, you know Improv ing jokes at the expense of this clueless authority, figure or rich right like it's it's. It's a different. They're more. They're more wacky and more like Kinda, like like getting one over on somebody. These apple tell movies are. Forty year old virgin worked and I. Don't think a lot of his other ones worked very very well, and that's because. Like in his in his subsequent movies after forty year old virgin, he's like. Appetite movies are more about like these men children that have a lesson to learn and the need to grow up, and there's some serious issues in there whether it's like turning forty dealing whether or not you're still in love with someone or whether you're not. You're still desirable or like. Get somebody getting pregnant or is things. The these are not wacky ideas like these. Are there some pretty serious ideas being thrown in here? And when you're leading people improv over it. Characters don't stay in character, their Jersey riffing trying to say the funniest thing and you know they're suddenly meandering in and out of their own character, and that's where I think. Things fail and and get out of whack, and there have been a lot of and you can see it happening when you're watching a bad version of these life of the party night. School like these movies. Were you just see the really talented People Melissa McCarthy Tiffany Haddish a Kevin Hart. You're seeing these people that they're. They're saying funny things, but they're saying just anything in its out of character, and it's random it's. For this disjointed movie experience I think the the ghostbusters room remake suffered from this the worst, and that's all fig who is a appetite guy? They both sure were from freaks and GEEKS. They both worked on freaks and Geeks, and he had that same. Get four funny people and just let them riff, and you can see in all of the making of footage. It's literally just them line after line after line. In fact I know there's a Chris Hemsworth, said that in the scenery's just sitting at the table and they're they're. They're interviewing him. He said that like the Palffy. Just literally just left the camera on for like. Like our any just he was able to say whatever happened at school. There's like somebody. GET HIM SOME LINES FOR CHRIST SAKE. You know like it's just that's not really the best way to make a movie and I think that that's where where people took what apple did and and they do it wrong. and I think he's. He's partially blamed too because. I really don't think he's made any really great movies since Formula Virgin You. I know I just went off on a tangent there, but you asked me. It's all good I did I certainly did I agree with bits and pieces I disagree with BITs and pieces. I'M NOT GONNA. Go down the list right now because I'm sure a lot of that stuff is gonNA. Come up as we're going through puzzle pieces in this conversation. One thing though before we get to our first puzzle piece that I want to bring up. Is You mentioned that you did like the forty year old virgin? It's your favorite of his movies. We had discussed at one point possibly doing a missing pieces episode on that movie. Is that why that was something that was? Possibly on your mind because you actually do like that appetite Maybe yeah I mean that's that's the because that one is not. Steve Curls character isn't really Aslan. He's not really a stuck stuck in life slacker. He's definitely a character. He's got his own. He is stuck, but he's not like a man child. He doesn't use like a directionless man child. He's like. He's he's his own interesting character. Steve Steve Carell brings a lot to that character of the Virgin and he's know he does have his you know. A slacker, every type of You know coworkers, but. The movie doesn't the movie has more energy. It doesn't feel as lazy as as the income after it. For sure I can. I can totally see that as A. You know as a way of looking at it and I think also one other thing before we get into our first puzzle pieces. Here is I think a major part of weather. This formula works the whole appetite. Thing is is how good the performers are really and I mean when you've when it's Paul Rudd doing the. Doing Improv bits and all that. It's so much fun to watch when it Steve Carell. It's so much fun to watch. You know even South Rogan is pretty great in most of his things. Then, you come to the King of Staten Island and you get Davidson and these these other people and There's definitely a you know younger than me. Audience who loves this guy? I don't necessarily know what it is that they love. P. Davidson doesn't know why anyone like. Man Himself. Yeah, there you go and I mean I think he does a fine job in this, but at the same time. I don't know I'm not recognizing him as improving hilarious lines that only could have come from the mind of Davidson. They just seemed like. Comedy Lines but. Again we're going to get into a lot of that. As we get into some pieces and I know we discussed ahead of time that couple pieces for this one was a little bit tough, but you know I've got some you've got some. Yeah, it's a weird I got to say. When I was making my notes I don't usually do this with with movies usually have fully formed. Yeah like pieces when I'm watching a movie, but I wrote down like a movie about a loser, a movie about growing up a movie. Getting along with your say, yes, same, you know same thing and the end, okay? Hold on. David Rosen of keeping it together. I know. I know why it was so hard for me to find puzzle pieces to this WanNa know. I. WanNa, know. Because E of screen. Fix this. This is only two thirds of a movie. It's the most meandering I act of of a movie long meandering I act of a movie. You've ever watched A really truncated tiny act to. And you know act three whatsoever are cares owner once he starts to turn around, it ends not when he does. Turn around when he starts. The so! It's missing the whole act three. So that's why when you watch this movie you're like. You can't find any pieces because it's two thirds of a movie, so it's too. It's so it's so vague well. That's why you're. Rowing slacker growing up movie like you can't place it because it's not a full movie it's it's a piece of a movie. It's a he. It's a it's. It's like a puzzle. We're trying to piece together something that doesn't have all the pieces there. What's that's what makes finding puzzle pieces so hard here? Because, it's I like that metaphor that works right fifths. Yeah I like it. Well, why why don't we try? What do you got for your first piece? Boy I'm just GONNA go for my my best comparison. I because like. I said this was super hard for me. But, my first one was my first puzzle piece. is actually say anything. because say anything is one of those movies that also is kind of missing its third act, so it's Kinda the same thing our character at the end. Does he change, is he? Breaking through at the end of say anything, Lloyd Dob learned the. WHO Like Pete Davidson. Who wants to open a tattoo restaurant which people find absurd? Doppler wants to do kickboxing. which everyone also thinks is absurd that that's what he wants to do with his life, and just kind of Mo- not motivated to do much or be much. In fact, he says that all he wants to do is be with ion skies, character, and at the end of the movie. Does he change? No all he does. He gets on a plane and go to to England with Ions Kyle. He doesn't. He's not doing anything for himself. Really sure so I found some similarities there with this character who? Seemingly has no direction His one ambition is bound to be ridiculous by the other characters in the movie and then the end. Does. He change question. Mar Not really he still Loyd. Still Loyd. has he learned any real life lessons? I don't know. Pete Dave's. They try in this movie to give him some life lessons, but they're really. They feel a little on earned, and and you don't see that next step, so that's where say anything really was a a puzzle piece for me. Sure no I I think that makes a lot of sense. I love that with the ending especially. like you said like you know you really just don't know if this person has grown or learned anything or you know if the next stage is going to be anything new, or it's just basically going to be continuing to meander through life, because at that the person really hasn't shown that much capacity for growing at this point. Yeah, just just a hint or spark a little bit, but I'll go to my first piece, which I think was the first like obvious one that came to mind, and that's Adam sandlers big daddy. which I mean again, you know it's the same kind of thing you've got this kind of loser. Drifting through life, who who in theory grows a little bit thanks in part to a relationship with a kid in this case with two kids, the the kids of his mom's new boyfriend and You. Know aside from that. Is it completely earned or is it just a fun movie? You know it's it's more of just like a fun. Little Story to see this guy. You know maybe grow a little bit, but we don't get to see too much of that I. Think Big Daddy for all of the you know Shit Adam. Sandler gets for you know. Making dumb movies and. I think is actually a pretty great movie I think people look back at it pretty damn formally when when it comes up. Certainly maybe the best of his like happy Madison movies. Wow, that's that's a bold yeah. He's the best happy Madison movie. The best most well rounded maybe not the best for just straight up comedy. Then of course have to go to something like billy. Madison or Little Nicky all the way little. Nicky, okay. We're learning things here. Nikki is terrible, but I did live okay so once upon a time I lived in Tokyo Japan. and. One of the VHS tapes in the random apartment that the company gave me to live in. Had A VHS copy of Little Nicky. Wait, was it a Vha it was a Combo VHF. Anyway. We had little nicky in that random apartment so I Probably Watch Little Nicky ten times. In the year that I lived there yeah, I don't. I don't have that that story I've probably watched little nicky ten times anyway. It has its charms. It's terrible, but it's also. It's just Adam. Sandler absolute, unhinged and allowed to do whatever the heck wants, and it's nuts. Anyway Yeah. I'm probably just like a purist I, probably just go back to good old billy Madison and yeah, but that wasn't happy Madison yet right now. That's actually a good point. I don't think it was yeah. Yeah, well. Anyway, what do you after your next piece? Boy. Right so my my my lesser pieces, my less outcomes. We're going downhill so this one. I actually picked clerks to and the reason why I picked clerks to. Is Clerks to is you know who are done Tan? Randall but there are quintessential ninety slackers And you know I don't know I. Don't know why just keep sticking with this slacker genre. Probably slacker genres very familiar to me. I guess I, I mean. I am a Gen xer in that is the slacker generation. Maybe that's. Just so in tuned to my own generation. But so those are the ultimate slackers, but clerks to deals with. Really with being stuck and. Making changes and being afraid to make changes. You know it's Dante who wants to make the changes, its Randall, who's who's resistant, but really it's just a about. That same thing they're not twenty four. They're supposed to be there in their thirties now, but it's that same. We need to get motivated to to to get out of here. You know and. Just like in this movie there's they end up in. Trouble with the law and they realized we need to make some changes and. There you go clerk clerks to our ultimate. Our ultimate slackers stuck getting in trouble with the law, and they need to make some changes they to make some changes of course at the end of that they end up. Staying in town and buying the. The quick stop, but because Johnson the baller randomly rich. They have money. From selling. Apparently! You know they don't exactly move move past that so again. Just like in Staten Island. Is anything changing I don't know were stuns slackers, and we're stuck, so yeah clerks. That's my second. That's my second puzzle piece I dig it I I I. Don't remember clerks to very well. When when we did our Jay and silent Bob reboot episode. It hit you that that movie is just a straight up blur. But it sounds like what you're saying. There you can see some parallels for sure, and certainly they are some of our favorite cinema slackers. That is for sure and I. It's funny when it comes to the idea of like you know, the slackers donor type of movie A. Part me wishes. We got more of that in this movie because we'd really don't get. That much of him and his friends, or we don't really get to know any of them that well, but at the same time I don't. The best bits are outside of that like when when we're dealing with bill Burr's character immerse a Tomei I think that stuff is kind of better than any of the the stuff with the young people so. So it's kind of I duNno, it's kind of pushing. pull their. Yeah, the friends, the the other slackers that are not really going anywhere. I actually liked that was like that was like that like slice of life part of the movie where it's like I'm getting a little window into this world of Staten, island and they were that they were the. They were that entry way? Y- liked the way of life. That is staten, island. So I definitely liked seeing them and their outlook on things, and the way that they spoke in the way that they acted and yeah I thought they were some of the best stuff in the movie to and although. You know and None of them really seem like they were. Had that much motivation to get out of Staten Island? It was like one of. Know One of those same situations where they're just kind of stuck in this. What although Kelsey? The female she she wanted to make. She wants to stay in Staten, island and and change it may. Make Staten Island Williamsburg which is a little weird because I'm guessing so she wants rich white hipsters to move in and drive rent prices up, so her friends can't live there anymore. And then have condos get built for Manhattan nights looking to start a family across the water I. That doesn't really sound like the best solution to me, but you know. Go Go, Kelsey. Yeah at least she has a dream at least you. So, actually the talking about the friends, the stone is the the little little crew of misfits I tried not to always. Talk about a director's previous work as a puzzle piece, but. I did WANNA bring up knocked up yet I thought knocked up is the closest comparison to a previous appetite movie partially because of that Group of friends I think. That is like the most similar. Seconds in movies. That's right. That's right until they're introduced Mr Skin, which has existed for years? Yeah, no, that very much felt like the same, not the same group of friends, but that Group of friends for Twenty Twenty Staten Island whatever that is apparently if that's what. People are like they're than that's I. I'm going to I'm going along with what the movie is telling me you know, but it's that same group for that time, and then also the main characters you know growing up in that whole thing trying to rise to the occasion of you know maybe getting out of the whole arrested development thing so, but I think I think it's definitely the closest comparison within the jet APO. Oeuvre For sure for sure one hundred percent, and that's his like group that he allows it just improperly into goofy stuff. and it works with donors so apt. Good on you until you tricked all of their filmmakers. into thinking, they could also just let people Improv in riff and make movie. I wonder how familiar. Apple Tom I'm assuming is fifty at this point. I wonder how familiar he is with with young sonars to dig and what they're into, or how much of that is leading, you know obviously, we know a lot of Improv involved like letting people do what they think you know. I can't imagine that he knows that much. Yeah I know there is some of the the flack against him as he only makes movies really about like. White La. like. Decently well off. People who sure have like a couple friends that smoke weed. So. It's actually so one thing that I will give a appetite is that he ventured out of his comfort zone a little bit and went over to New York. Sure to do something a little bit. Do some a little bit different. A little bit. Yeah, so, what are your next piece? My next two are pretty similar, I don't because they're like king. Staten Island is very much a movie about St. Staten Island and about What's interesting about it is? It's not so much about leaving Staten Island. It's about just. My next one was actually I need to. I need to stop sticking with this slacker thing because it's terrible. do one fourth slattery one. I think good so I had another one and only because of its. Singular view of one place in that's I just picked good. Old Richard Linklater slacker of for its very one town sense. It's just one town centric view. The whole thing is just Austin Texas nights, and about that just awesome Texan. Nights stuck in their Austin Malays. and very much to me when I was just thinking about movies where people are just kind of. Stuck in their Malays I mean this movie's called slacker for Christ sake like it's just people who are maybe not so motivated, and also you know what's funny about these kind of slavery, movies and people. These visas is they all seem very They all also have very important to say as well. There's always that one who like knows the conspiracy theory or knows what's going on in the world out there and the only truth is smoking weed man. You know totally yeah, and you know there's. A you know slacker has some of that stuff whether it's like the the the the ufo conspiracy or things like that, so I just I picked Richard Linklater. slacker for that kind of. Let's get a window into arrested development in one on. For sure why pick that one? Yeah. No I think that's a great one. I haven't seen it in so many years, but I have to assume that at some point while they were putting this movie together. They you know that has to be on their mind. A movie like Richard Linklater's slacker like they had to have been like we're. We're making slacker for this time right now, you know. I think that there is a very You know. It's almost like a mainstream version of like like a mumble core kind of indie kind of sensibility that I think appetite going forward with this, you know I mean that holds all borne out of that Oh yeah I mean it's it's that whole meandering I act. It's it's the fact that like the. It's all those random threads that pop in the movie that that never get resolved to Laya, for example the restaurant fight club. which is never really that funny and ever make sense in the story like I'm like? Why does the uncle or it was his uncle? Right like why I'm like? Why does the ankle do that to his employees? Like what's the history of that? That makes him put on a fight club. In this place, and after you know after Davidson gets punched out that one dime. It's Ditz, not in the movie anymore like it's. It's so like it's non consequential. It's not consequential at all to the plot, which is so weird, but it's this like the whole i. Oh my God this the movie so long the whole first. Hour and a half is just this meandering. And I, you know I I would say that you know if this thing was made by a more by a different filmmaker, other than Judd appetite I would say that that's on purpose, but I just think jude appetite was throwing in whatever the hell key wanted. You know so I. Think so. I think so too I think I would go the opposite direction though and I mentioned earlier about the way we're not getting this in the theaters, and whether or not, it's better on TV I almost feel that this would have been better as a TV series. I jut appetizers. He produced his series. Love, which also you know, took his sensibilities and turned into a ten hour. Many show I think this movie might have you know been better if they had gone into every impulse of every one of those little story threads and every little thing is an episode, and they're able to explore all that and explore this world of Staten, island's. You know twenty, twenty. Staten Island which we've never really seen before in any way, and you know really dive into all that in an extended format I. think in a weird way. Two and a half hours isn't enough for what they're trying to do. Yeah, it's it's weird. It's it's. It's because it's allowed to go so long. You want more from it. Yet it's like wait a minute. You Strung me along here for like three hours. and. This is all you did with with me like that's it right? This is all you're giving me as like the hours I was you could have given me this. And done an hour and forty five minutes. Honestly like you could. Have you know I didn't need? To go this deep into the journey. If you weren't going I didn't need to be along. For the ride this long. If I knew that the destination was, this was the shall. We needed a fit to kid cudi's songs, so we needed Yes? INNOCENT THERE YEAH Yeah I That's how I feel about that as well so I will go to my next piece, which actually happens to be a movie that I covered here on the show with your co host the lady one It's a movie called Garden State. From writer Director Star Autour. If you will sack for have but I think he's definitely on it. Does it hopefully does? That you know like as. Anything that was huge once eventually just gets shit on leg. It's just yeah, yeah, it, really. It's really sad. That's like the world we live in now. I I feel like okay, so first of all I think our state, because we're dealing with first of all a kind of look into a a certain kind of a youth culture that is feels very real. We're also dealing with the main character is dealing with mental health issues, depression, and in a pretty real I think, but then on just like a whole `nother level for using this as a puzzle piece is what you were just saying there about the movie and it starving. Starving Shit on constantly, I think Davidson is someone who people just Kinda love to hey in a similar way to Zach. Braff and you know I don't I don't. This is the first time I've ever experienced more than like a still image and a headline in twitter of Pete Davidson I. Don't think I've ever seen a Saturday night. Live did with him or anything like that I. Don't know anything about him. I think he was perfectly fine because he's fairly in any bits. Into like sit on the weekend. Update Desk and just be Davis in for a second. I guess if he's carved out that niche. That's pretty cool I. Don't know what to say about them, but. Yeah I. Don't know people do love to shit on my own. I don't have anything you know either way to say about the guy I mean I think he did a fine enough job with the movie, but. But Yeah I think I think people do love to hate him in a similar way to Zach braff. I? Mean they're? They're different because he's like a stand up comedian and BRAFF. Like wrote into the PRI- wrote and directed his life. But like Yeah I mean Pete. I think some of that also is going to be i. think some of the stuff that's going to hurt him. A little bit is like. How quickly and young that he was successful. because I think people like to shit on that. Yeah that never goes over well with no, especially like the twitter people all at twitter people like people that have been in the industry like a time I. Have I don't know what other comedians think about Pete Davidson, but well. Here I actually think so. They're making this like quasi of semi bio pic. That I find slightly uninteresting. whereas Davidson's actual life is very interesting like. I think in this movie if they would just made p Davison, play a little bit, young and employee a little bit. And you know went into the tragedy like if if this movie is p Davidson dealing with the tragedy of his own father's death, which is. Very thinly veiled why not? Why not just go with the true way that his father died, and why not talk about his struggles, but also the fact that he's the youngest. SNL CAST member ever tw- Won T. He's on one of the biggest shows a star making show at the age of twenty. He's a kid I didn't realize he was that young and four. That's when he started and before that he already had a career. He was doing standup. he had some movie. Roles like cameo type roles when he's a kid like so young, so. I find his actual life so much more interesting with so much more mine. To be, honest. That I don't know why. They didn't just make a biopic. Because people starring in their own biopic can work. Howard Stern's private parts is excellent. How honey boy last year honey! You can really in your own biopic and also like Howard Stern's private parts, you can be in your own biopic and it can be very funny. Yeah so I feel like. That might have been a better movie. Interesting. I think you're probably right there hopefully shorter movie. So. What do you got your fees? Oh, boy, I gotTa do more all right. I got one more. One more I have a bunch of bad ones Because it's kind of that same lake nebulous. Category of. Movie This this two thirds of a movie. We Watch which is why you end up, just googling generic things what? help. Help Google. I gotTa do this podcast. Yesterday just two-thirds of a movie. That's the whole movie somehow. So you know, but I think we've had some good ones so far. Let's let's bring it home, JC. Yes so this one might be too similar to my last one, but for another kind of specific town and also somebody who. Seems to be. Kind of a jerk and driving all the other characters, crazy actually picked. Another movie that my co host really likes actually pick lady bird I picked Lady Bird, because it's very sacramento. Sure and she's. kind of a jerk in the movie. She's absolutely disliked and in this movie. It's look. It's a lot of the same There's even a a line in this one. Like his sister asks him to give Mama break when she leaves, and like he's like what am I? GonNa get my break and she's basically like everyone cares and cottle's you and she says you know you're my older brother. You're supposed to look out for me and every second I'm away from you. I worry about you, and that's what you do to people like And that's what it is. He's very selfish and things about himself all the all the time like when he goes to visit his friend in jail, he's just trying to see if he can crash at his house for a while although there is that funny beat where the one guy is not actually getting catfish in that girl was real, and she was visiting him in jail, which actually thought could have been a funnier reveal Yeah, and when he sleeps with Kelsey just so he could have a place to crash like he's. He's just. He's actively a jerk and just like a tornado in everyone's life like. Everyone around him. He makes the he not only like like rex their life, but he makes people worry about him. Because in how self destructive Tau self destructive, he is as well, he's like a double, edged sword and It's kind of like is so. Given his kind of. Unlike ability and his dissatisfaction with with. That's the weird thing. He's not so disatisfaction, but like you know where the setting is almost a character in the movie as well sure I kinda. Lady Bird where Sacramento is definitely a setting in that a definitely character in that movie and. she also just struggles with being like a just like a a an emotional tornado for everyone around her as well so that's why I picked lady bird is a a puzzle piece. I gotTA. Tell you JC you? You knocked it out of the park for your last piece. I think it's great. You're so nice. You're the nicest host I think. It's a perfect perfect puzzle piece for this. I think it's exactly the feeling I get from. From Davidson's character as like you said, there's like Tornado. That's just kind of like sucking the energy out of everything, and it's like just you know it's like. Just a total pain for everyone around, and I actually had trouble enjoying lady bird the first time because I was like this person is just such a pain in the ass, and then the second time I watched it. I really loved it but yeah. No, I think it's I think it's a really great piece I think totally makes sense and That's a great one and I will move on my final piece, which is not so. Great of a piece. His. I was thinking I was kind of laughing about the fact that. The, the his art, which is what is going to his his career path. It's just an awful and I saw. It reminded me of Tom Green's character in Freddy got fingered. which is is is all fast forward. His cartoons with his x Ray cat, and all that and he is. He is not really that talented. Thing is in. In this movie, though hold on a second he's. He's awful, but then suddenly he draws a really great ice flash, or whatever in that notebook and I'm like what the Heck He. Why is he suddenly? Good lease doesn't make any sense good in the middle. Because then it ends with the terrible tattoo on on a bill burs back, so it's like. Why is he terrible? Then he's great, and now he's terrible again I think they have undiagnosed multiple personalities in their one of them's the worst drawer. Ever born, and the other one is pretty is decent and decent. They're not consistent with how good or bad his are is. Very very interesting choice I wonder if there's because I. Don't know I see tattoos. Sometimes I'm just like I I, don't I. Don't get it I. Don't have any tattoos myself, boy. I wonder if people. Don't line I. Don't have a thing. No, you think I should get something, Jasey. PUT JC down there? Oh, okay! Artistically the artists yeah, okay well. We'll have to discuss this at a later date and time came and we'll see all. Put Dr on one of my cheeks. You get to pick a left or right. I I, like it. I like well. We gotta definitely we gotTA coordinate. Make sure that they you know. The right ones for Samar. We'll we'll go to the same artists. I'll make a trip absolutely. Will make. Well I. DON'T I. Go ahead and do the finished puzzle. We'll get into some closing. Thoughts on the King of Staten Island. We talked about say anything. Big Daddy clerks to knocked up slacker garden. State Lady Bird and Freddy got fingered which I, we went with slackers from beginning to end. spart. yeah I i. think that says a lot about what this movie is, and what this character is like and for anybody who hasn't seen the movie. You know kind of what they're getting ourselves into. You know from the I kind of mentioned it briefly, but I thought Bill Burr Maroteaux Tome were both great. I would've loved to see more of them. Stick he actually I saw some like some interview with him and. He talked about how judd appetite said had some for him, and then he goes, he said very normal in Hollywood here about something, and then not hear about it forever, and then suddenly it's there in your face and said that like a year later up tells like hey, member that thing talk to you about a year ago. Yeah, you WanNa do that still and of course, Bill Burr is like wait your appetite and resumes, and the of course like of course I'm not going to say no to this and talked about how he was almost like he had total like imposter syndrome, acting opposite. Rossetto May. Just, yeah, he just felt like. How am I hear he D-? He seemed so just. Grateful and What am I trying to say? What's that word when you're not fully yourself Humble humble bull, and that is very humble. Yes, so! Good for bill, burr good stuff an. Absolutely Yeah I. Kinda liked his cartoon F. as for any other closing thought. Oh man closing! I, mean final thought yet. This was an appetite movie character change in this. I don't think so I. Think I again. I think it's overly long. He cuts nothing they're just. Plot, threads or things that happened that never come back into play ever or an IRA exist significant, and just kind of meanders around, and then they kind of throw something at the end where okay. I guess that was a movie. Yeah, I guess that was I. Guess that's the place to wrap it up that works. Basically what they said sure. So, but you know I don't think it's so. It's not my favorite like I won't watch that again. There was nothing in it. That was like some comedic. You Know Gold Mine of a scene that I can't wait to watch on Youtube, or I can't wait to watch the movie again. I'd say actually it's not very funny. No, it's. It's probably his least funny movie, but I didn't dislike It's it's it's a pretty good movie, but it's not very funny. I don't think people should go into it expecting a comedy. Yeah, I, just talking in staten. Island with the King of podcasting. David Resin. Well JC from screen fix. Have you seen another movie recently? You'd like to recommend to our listeners O-. Data Thing A. Is. A thing on this show is a thing. Oh my gosh to have I seen. Yeah, sure Here's a movie that I. Did like that came out right on the heels of this movie. five bloods I watched a five bloods. That's another movie that takes its time. It does a lot of meandering, but a movie hasn't made me feel as. Emotionally heavy. As that movie did I I had. Twelve, I had like twenty different feelings going on throughout the course. That movie I'd it was i. think that is fantastic and I think delroy. Lindo has to be the front runner or an Oscar in a year where. Movies are being postponed and. Pushed in here and there. You, know obviously we're. Having to survive on streaming fair which has hit or Miss sure the the the Camille Nanjiani, and all the love Bryson Yeah I did not think that was very good at all. wasn't and you know. Some of the other stuff that's come in. That's has come out that we have to like watch because there's not much content out there to consume this one. Though Bam, like this is a real movie. Spike Lee is on a hot streak after Black Klansman, and that's an excellent one to check out and I think. Absolutely fantastic movie, and it's funny. While I was finishing up my notes for this conversation of the King Staten. Island this morning I was just looking at my screen and I'm just like. Why am I even doing this movie why I doing five bucks? That's better movie, but you know this was fun. This one hit hit. Number, one on the streaming charts, and on some some of the other ones where you can basically all the the big sites were you could have rented this movie or bought this movie? It was numb number one and then yeah sir. It's worth doing I think if people are GonNa Watch something, though and you spend your time watch something. That's a little long in really good. The defy bloods where you're GONNA WANNA. Put your put your time. Hell. Yeah, agreed right there, well JC wedding and tell people where the your podcast all right? My podcast is called screen fix. It is a show where. Where we fix quote, unquote a recent film. It doesn't mean they were mean about it. Sometimes we fixed movies and be like it's just a fun exercise just like when you see a movie with your friends and he go get a beer and you talk about the movie and somebody says you know what I would have done. That's our shell so It is me I. Have a co host that goes by the lady won and we always have a guest, not always. We usually have a guest. David Rosen is an all-star on our show. This guy can fix them with the best of them. And I like having him on. His hair is curly as mine. So curly Bros. we can't get too close to each other or hair might lock. So. Yeah, it's that's A. that's a danger, but Yeah. I show, you can find it at screen fixed pod DOT com. You can also find it on apple podcasts. spotify! Every would guest star, but it's true and I've seen it with my own eyes right, or you can follow us on twitter screen fixed pod. we say stuff, sometimes on there I tweet a tweet, stuff and yeah. Please check us out. It would be great our episode outright now as extraction, and we are also doing an episode on King of Staten Island for some reason. Feelings a lot like yours, but yeah, so check us out. And also piecing pod is the best go rate and review and subscribe to piecing pod gave it five stars. Talk it out all your forms in your rabbits and what you kids do. David, Rosen's star. I I feel like I should cut that little last bit out and make it my new ad that I send other podcast. See My feet under horror, the military advice at the flesh eating pigeons can only be stopped by destroying the brain stem, and they do not poop. That makes no sense. Why did they do that? One podcast fights the forces of evil. Improve diabolic disintegrated. Triumph over adversity, you I'm not sure how to pronounce this word. Lap, and brings live your life joy. Silliness! PODCAST is release. The. Cloud. Coming to near your head now release the clowns sketch comedy podcast on pod, being tunes Youtube spotify and all reputable platforms. Yes quite marvelous. I'll read so I would like to think JC for joining me on that episode I. Hope You guys enjoyed it. The King of Staten Island is on Vod right now. Also check it out or don't. It's just alright, but you should check it out because I. Mean it's shut appetite, a lot of a lot of funny people involved in the movie and. Bill burs really good in it. So. Thank. You all for listening as always I do want to remind you to make sure subscribe to piecing it together on your podcast. App of choice, you can rate and review us if you're enjoying the show over on apple podcasts where Pod chaser and follow us on social media at Piecing pod. We also have the Patriots going right now. Which I do post advance. episodes on, and we'll be posting some new exclusive music stuff in. In July that's going to be kind of my main focus in the month of July actually so I'm GONNA be getting a lot of that? Put together as that we could start getting it up on the Patriot on, and then also start getting my next regular album ready to go. also July is going to be the return of all rice beans, which I'm very excited about which is a restaurant podcast which I was producing. All during the beginning of this year up until the COVID, pandemic hit in restaurants closed, so we made the decision to put the show on hiatus for a little bit, but Stephanie is ready to get that going and I'm excited to get back to recording it so more. All Rice beans coming your way real soon. So I, think that does it for today's episode. Let's close this thing out with a piece of music as I always do on the show. And you know for the jet appetite style of comedy film I, feel like I should go with something from. My often Pushed to the side and not talk about comedy wrath career that I used to do back in college and I think a good one to play would be attract called. Don't eat fire. I feel like if Pete Davidson captured heard the sewing. Maybe he'd have learned something in grown up a little bit earlier on in life before. Too Bad so this is donate fire. It's actually from a group called demise and rocks. I'm D- rocks and. We have a whole bunch of awful. Funny, but awful rap music out there. Don't search for it. You don't need to listen to, but listen to this track and we'll be back with more piecing it together next week. Now. uh-huh! Is An. A. Place to be. Win The little message for all the kids. You. Go to. College. Just? Dave any. Fire Kids Lewis. Only fire your buddy. Don't be a dummy you won't. Swallow burnaby. Say on your porch with your Basal George W cute little face now looks like a fork job. If you don't WanNa, get a job working showstopper. Put out the flame. Kids, Shows. Only. Time to. Look in his eyes when you shake. Use Your left hand. Around a bitch polite and treat a nice make sure you call them. Miss, take every. Course if you don't want good even. Tell us. How? You don't have to show. Out if she gets. A bad tire. Kinda tired you. Don't get. To be alliance, don't data. She's GonNa be a quiet. Retires. Boys girls don't eat by. The most! then. All points West production produced by David. Rosen in Las Vegas.

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Matt Minich's Bengals Chalk Talk w/ guest Sean Salisbury giving his thoughts on Joe Burrow

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Matt Minich's Bengals Chalk Talk w/ guest Sean Salisbury giving his thoughts on Joe Burrow

"So at big points a screaming night. WanNa mess with us a joke guy. The one you WanNa Cheswick the battles company you won't get a few seconds to Bengal fans. My name is Mick and this is the bengals chalk talk today. I have a very special guest. The bengals are about to draft a brand new quarterback so we are in need of an expert opinion and is just what we have got today. Today's guests has eleven years of experience in the professional quarterback mostly in the NFL but spent enough time in in the CFL to win a Grey Cup Championship in. Winnipeg blue bombers. It is Sean Salisbury missiles. How are you today? Matt? I'm doing well Matt. Thanks for having me on. Yeah appreciate you being here so You're the host of this Sean Salisbury show which is on Talk Seven nine hundred in Houston from six to ten. Am central time. I also find it on the iheartradio APP So if you're eurest and follow along now Long before Wilpon and Kornheiser there was Sean Salisbury. John Clayton the original two guys arguing about sports on TV I I've gotTa know as long as I've got you go on D. in Clayton always disagree or did you just kind of you know Make it interesting by arguing opposite views. Unlike the stuff you see nowadays it's scripted and planned out and hot take artists with John and I did. And we're still to this day on my sports. Talk seven hundred show and he comes on on Fridays and echo on his. Espn seven ten. Show in Seattle on Tuesdays. Every week we still play for down shows And it was the first one. How can decide if they loved it or not? I still get people asking me questions if you hate John Clayton. John is one of my dearest friends and preparing we love. We love competing against each other but whenever scripted that ever in An Giang USA. And all this and it's not hot take just to get people because you know. We weren't doing twitter. John I started that and it was before all the up the phone and those guys you know people that are doing a good job at it was at scripted. They'd ask us both about ten twelve questions. And they choose the four or five that they know the four downs and then if there was a bonus question or bonus down so John I have great respect. Very good friends. It wasn't there's no hatred there was like I said we're dear friends but when we turn just like a game. I got buddies that I played against my whole life but I had a chance to hear when I was in the pocket. They're gonNa hit me and then shake your hand after the game and that was the way John and I went about our business and we're proud of that work quite frankly I think we both believe it should still be on TV and bring it back. But that's going to be up to somebody decides to do but we loved it and I compliment that he was Very hard working you got some good zingers and deleted after it but that was never ever did or we never told what to say. Yeah that was. That was great. We look forward to Now you you have the Let it rip quarterback Academy We coaching a lot of young quarterbacks. You also coached Adam Sandler for the remake of the longest yard and you appeared in. Bench warmers within their What was it like coaching an actor? you know as posted to coach in some of these young quarterbacks. Well I've been well. After the hence the the name should be able to emulate or learn quickly how to impersonate something right and and I can remember an Osama still to this day a very different way. Talk and text often. You'll come on my show. There's new movies coming out Fortunate to be three of his movies and we had a plastic film and all of them in house bunny as well but the bench. Warmers was a blast that within out in that crowd was the first one and when I get quick story about it I was. You know doing ticket. Espn and I got a call at my office was left on the voicemail. It said this. So and so from Happy Madison productions. I talk to you call back. I thought one of my buddies joking I never. I didn't call. I just ignored it but a week later. Got a call again and said the callback and so I called back and it was buried Bernardi called and he happens to be like executive producer and one of the bosses for Happy Madison and they had their lot at Sony Pictures. So I call it says Sony Pictures I buried Bernardi please and they right there. I suppose this is strange and I got him on the show. Berry and just call how you doing Colonel Affect Him. I thought it was a joke but I guess this is real and I can do for you and he said well you know I haven't heard goes remaking the longest yard coming out and I said Yeah I loved original anything quote we Adam Sandler of his syndrome on television and I didn't Know Adam. I'd met out a ten seconds that a game and Dan out tonight. We're doing the chargers. Pregame shows that when I quit playing I was doing the Stephen Games shaping up precede number game but preseason games here the play by play. Color Announcer Sandler come in because fouls waterboy at a game in San Diego and she said Hi to Dan they talk. He introduced me and said I'm a big Fan. That was the of it. Well yeah that was that was used before August art. And so I- he goes. We'd like you to train remake. We'd like you to train Our quarterback Paul crew you know play Paul crew. Which was Burt Reynolds original icicle? Who's playing full crew? And he said Adam Sandler. I laughed whole tough guys. It's channel. We laughed and he said he's GonNa play it. I said boy. You're GonNa make me really coach. Aren't we laughed? I said if you want me to make Sandler taught me a lot of money and he laughs. Drop sweet joked about it and I said I'd be honored instead of out here in the next week. So Egypt out there walk into pictures lochner and their sailor and spay and Scheider the producer of the director and walk in and you guys walk around Sandler's and a pair of big baggy cargo shorts high top tennis shoes with a t shirt. And it's just like you would imagine him and such probably twelve to fifteen people in the room and I'm like man. It was intimidating. Watch all his movies. I'M A fan. I'm looking at these guys. I'm thinking this is not my element. Well and incisive. Just tell them what you want because what you expect went through it and and I really I just I can listen to. What do you expect for me? And then he said. What would you expect from me? I said well I expect you to make the throws because my reputations on the line training and we'll get this done right and they work and can't the deal with signed the contract. We get done that day which was nice and Salmon. I became friends training for about four months. And then he put me in the longest yard. The rest is history and he'd today great job. He you know we did everything from a break. The huddle how a quarterback looks at the line of scrimmage to throw and he trained hard the next day. We went over to his house and he goes. I wanted to know how to throw it forty yards. But we're GONNA have to do more than that. I show up at his house in his pajamas in his dog. Mops ball was hair. Aim to come on and off just fine and I waited. He got dressed went to the park. Grew for about forty five minutes to an hour and then we started training. We'd always play basketball before every training session over the phony lot or whatever we were trained. We had to play basketball I. He loves hoops. And so we trained trained to this off and the rest is history and he did a great job in a movie and you know when he told Dan Marino on. Hbo Back in the day when he told Marinas Shock Marina South Spray. Trained you and Dan and I are good buddies instead. Sean couldn't the ocean if he's standing on a beach and so we still joke about that at this day and so that's the only thing I'll ever have better than Marino that I got the train. Sam didn't so fan man's been a good friend ever since and he's exactly what you think. Classy loyal honorable great family man and a great friend and yet some of the best lasting my life. Not only on that set of Chris Rock but on the other night did and for mainframes ever since it was an honor to train them. I'll tell you what he's when when I laughed with the guys you know him being Paul crew with Barry Bernardi. He actually turned out to be a not only the play the role. Well but. Burt Reynolds obviously was Emma. Seth onto a different role that he threw the ball. He Spun It. He didn't from the from the drills. You saw him do while. They're in the dark while he was trying to pick his team and flicking the ball. We practiced that had links fingers. The Eye Black Wars Tau and all that stuff and copy them back and throwing and he did it all except take the hit so proud woman still an honor to this day and people still talk about it but more importantly as friendship and how hard he worked to make sure that role was. Believable is what mattered in I was in over my head because all those guys are in their element but it was a pleasure to be around him. We had a blast. It's really cool. I am I can train sandler. I kill quarterbacks I can train sandler to be good. I can imagine what I could do with Joe Earl or one of those guys right to be. It'd be He. He was fun to train and he is as good a guy when you think about him class wise which you think about him as a good person is he. He's he's of these great at what he does with the movies but he's ten times better human being so. I was on an apartment. We mentioned borough. So you know we had some fun questions there to start with but obviously brought here for your quarterback expertise So borough coming off arguably the best season in college football history What are your thoughts about borough and how he might transition to the NFL? Well I think it was. I don't think it was what may have been the best college football season I. I've ever seen one better. I just haven't and I am a huge you know. Lsu Football Fan. I want to ask you the my former head coach. John Robinson is a consult Fred awards round there some and I almost took a job as is in a an analyst with them The the summer before the boroughs first-year Lsu But because I quarterbacks and guys they were recruiting I couldn't take it so I went up there and visited with them so there's a special sanity from being. I can remember at origin saying that. This kid coming from Ohio State Graduate Transit. It's a transfer not a greg transferring. You'll have two years and I said who he goes. Oh Yeah I remember high school and the rest of it and what he's done he goes. He's coming in he goes. I think we got a pretty good player coming in employees right. They're not first hand. You know he he learned then they got the offense Joe Brady and and spent working together. I listen man the only knock on. Berl the you're GonNa hear or the you should I understand. Let's put it this way. The only knock is well. He did one year and and we'll look at all the weapons. Well I can say well too. I did a two player. Look at all his weapons or look good football players. But I've seen a lot of good quarterbacks football haven't been very good so if you wanna say I gotta see borough do it again. Well that's fine. And you're not gonNA see sixty touchdown passes but if you see that guy but what's not delight attitude meetings swagger and it's not fixed ladder. There's plenty guys who throw fake slack. Ernie that's not your girl. And let me backtrack the Cincinnati. Bengals would have to be drug tested on cracks if they did not draft him orange. Get that ticket better before a hole so big. Did we look at the team that gave the hall and say are you guys crazy for giving up that much for Joe? That's how that's how the the regard I hold Berlin hometown. Kid You have to taking but you don't just have taken hometown because he's best quarterback out there right now. And I catch my quarterbacks on I watch them and when I evaluate him. There can't be especially when you draft a quarterback in the first five picks you. You're not draft him just to be a starter. You're not going to be an elite franchise quarterback who is a hall of fame type player. That's what that's what project out you I do. I don't drive the stick of the drops. Just be a good player. I draft him because I think twelve years at twelve years later and then five years after that that he may be wearing a mustard colored jacket. That's how you gotta think when you're traveling and evaluate the toughest position in courts to evaluate a quarterback. Well the only F is well. What if that was just a one hit season and I summoned up to tell me it's not and here's why aside from the slager the real swagger did? I don't what I needed to see. I saw it was the last and I saw other stuff. I know how he could overcome getting his asset until early in a game. I did I needed to overcome. I need to see him. Come out the wobbly ball. That was behind the maybe throw ball. That should have been picked to struggle early. You Know Big Game Win and he played a lot of obviously with their schedule and the tough get they had me. I know but the cleaning and national title game or Games just different if I needed to see him go through. Wasn't this case they were kicking people's asinine fifty points a game. He was playing against teams even though they were great teams like they were playing seven on seven. That's how good he was. And then he enjoy breeding answering all just kind of fit perfect but I needed to see him. Struggle in a game meant something big and how he overcame for me and he didn't just overcome it the deep ball. He started off and he was like. Whoa what's up with Joe? And then he got into his rhythm and that's how my that's my number one mentally emotionally and physically. How tough for you. When when the crap hits the fan anybody can play. I can still play when when we're up. Forty eight to seven. But can you play when you started a little slow? People are starting to start to hear the whispers in the State Stadium. You start to wonder start to read. I mean how come that. Well he did and so. That's the only yes well. Was it just one but I saw enough accuracy incredibly thought that many balls and only like four point. Eight or less than five percent of your passes are uncatchable drought the season. It's it's crazy. Think about this now. I saw a stat. I don't know if you've seen it here. Sixty touchdowns and forty ball. We're not catchable throughout the season. I want you to think about that. We're off target. He threw more touchdowns it off turns passes so and don't get caught up in all this offspring. Oh homes arm who does who does trump down. We played we through on the same field. Steven giessen arm. Drew brees decent arm. Joe Montana Ethan. Arm but what? They all had accuracy on kind cuff where they wanted to throw. Girls got that kind of accuracy. Plenty of arm. Then he throws open instead of wait till they're open you know it can be coach's kid he's got all those things you want and the players love him because he's demanding. He's demanding demanding of himself. And just he's one of those guys when you walk in the building you think I got a chance to win and Cincinnati Bengals bus. Make this choice in an in my mind without question the right choice. And he's got great feet outside the pocket he's probably and this is my favorite thing about him. When it comes to the measurable we never know how I think it's hard stare. We've seen that toughness all that. I don't have any questions about any of that. But his pocket presence is about as good as you'll find in a quarterback in the last two decades. I'm just talking about the ability to reset shuffle. Keep your head up the field out a window win to throw it away to a phenomenal at pocket presence without stare at the rush coverage and feels the rush. I think Cincinnati Bengals. They've done some good things this off season by going and getting suppliers and spend some money finally and they've got good receiving core hopefully J. Green sticks around for a longer time because he wants to be around. Joe There could be some major steps forward. This your respect Andy Dalton but you have to draft the guy he special and there's a he's a different cat and I like that. Yeah absolutely I love what you said about the versity face against Clinton You know that that's a team that First of all their defensive coordinator is as good as any. Dvd coordinator in the NFL Orange defense is loaded with. Nfl talent Year in year out. So you know. He's he's seeing basically the same level of competition that game and with extra time to prepare for a championship game like that that he's seeing the NFL and really. This is an incredible year for championship games because what we saw at Birla necking but similar to what we saw a home in the super bowl were mahomes. Mahomes wasn't killing it at the beginning of the Super Bowl. Yeah they were taken away what he wanted to do. They're keeping them a pocket they were staying top of the deep ball and he just kept coming in to me like both of them just showed you know showed that toughness and then ability to overcome adversity On the on the biggest stages They've ever been on. Yeah I trained quarterback I said all over and I can tell you one thing. There's something I can't teach height. I cannot teach how fast they are now. Better strength and conditioning coach then he can help get faster into that. But I'm a quarterback. Coaching all the drills. I do in the in the film. We study related to that position and how to be better at it aside from kind of a better young man. We make veteran my job to make them better football player. That's why they come to me so I can tell you this. I can't I can't teach guts. You got that you don't. You can't force something. I've got some shirts. L. Can't teach Tom Brady coming in a six round. And he's got that good under pressure this whole career twenty years so far so I have that. There's that call it whatever you wanted. Describe that as the thing that we can't really it's not tangible the we don't quite know we think they got it and then they show up and they got it and you know. I asked L. witness question. We were both plan. We just golf tournament beer together and they sit down. What is it. People didn't watch elway. I mean I was fortunate to play. I was one of them. But I played during that era of the Golden Era quarterbacks. Now we're getting a new one now but elway Marino Kelly O'Brien Montana Farm Young Warren Moon. The list goes on and on. It was the best. It the golden quarterbacks John elway less I mentioned damn so John were sitting there and I said Jim Kelly the group I said John. What is it about you when you know? It's GonNa be Great Layton Games because there was. John would go three for three quarters. That would look kind of slug. She'd be often and all of a sudden a forecourt. Bom Eight minutes to go six minutes to go. Thanks change he said Sean I would like for some scientific explanation began. We worked on talk radio because I did it once and I did it a second time and everybody started to believe that it was just going to be a regular occurrence and it was but it was. Danny just any and so you say well or did that come from well obviously hasn't his DNA and burroughs got that and you mentioned the homes homes without plate by Garoppolo for three quarters for the most part he was and then the forty niners made the big mistake of throwing too often in the fourth quarter and too many getting off the field and giving the homes more chances great players will eventually get you a great hitter. Keep you know that he fouls two of them off and then you throw him one right down right down the pipe and right down Broadway. He's GonNa hit it basketball player. He keeps shooting eventually steph curry from beyond the arch GonNa hit three pointers and bury. Keep letting them shoe and not defendant thing with these guys then it eventually. They're gonNa get you and I always listen if you show me a quarterback who never went through adversity their undefeated they kick everybody like we said and then they. They faced adversity in moments of games. But this is the biggest one and he's also facing the quarterback that everybody thinks the best thing in the last forty years and trump right. No here give your your faith in that. Will you know Lawrence the better player Willie outplayed? Laurence the Laurence special that all the things talking about but so you got all bs and you like okay. And then he almost took a deep breath and sound back in and quarterbacks who that been just like a human being you gotTa go through rock bottom to understand what that looks like to come out on the other side. I'm better life than I was at quarterback because I know rock bottom looks like in both but I was able to overcome life rock bottom at times better than footbinding would cause me more trouble to trainees. I didn't overcome a bad play fast enough. I what I saw my mark at me said Dad. You should have overcome that benefit. But I I'd let it fester early microbes fine college and they started. It's cooked meat. I I'd let it fester for three place which may turn three more bad. Plays guys like girl guide halt mahomes they give a rat's ass then meaning they care about the game but also what it's it's an incompletion big frigging deal. Oh pickle and who doesn't in the process of doing that they end up become better players and I I just I love Jell Joe. Type GUYS COACH. Type Guy. You WanNa lock type of guy that can go through two hundred receptions and it's going to happen watch each three picks in a game and it's GonNa look ugly and he's going to find a way to win in a game that maybe the people have gender team picked because we're still wonder if the bengals are gonNA rise up and he's going to have a game where he's struggling and then all of a sudden it's GonNa Click in and he's GonNa find a way to win when he wasn't playing it as best and you're GonNa get all the answers need in that visual even more so than you would when they win thirty one. Two three eight throws for four hundred bucks. That's the Rio casting you will see that and you're gonNA see a guy who's a different level toughness mentally emotionally and mentally emotionally physically than you've probably seen Andy's player but this is different. This is different player. Thing you mentioned Steve Young in the in the golden era of coq of Of quarterbacks and I remember growing up watching TV and he was my favourite non Bengal the wash but his best games were like three interception games. everybody running around like crazy and throw four touchdowns and they'd win the game So yeah definitely got it. Has THAT QUALITY Now there's a lot of talk nowadays With the way it is about a striking you know in the window that you have with a quarterback on a rookie contract In the you know the importance of the Super Bowl within that window Do you think the bengals need to be ready to to strike within the next couple of years here. Yeah and you know you can't turn it around. Quit not just the bengals anything. We've seen teams like Jake. The Loans Carolina Panthers Dole from what two and fourteen and internal later on playing in a super bowl. We saw the forty niners. Everybody said the forty nine probably a year away from two years away last year for being competitive really competitive in the NFC west. Well you saw what happened to the front seven physical. They get committed coach to the run game and a great front office guy. John Lynch not a free spending money and taking chances. They draft well. They get their Swiss army knife knife and both Samuel. And then they get a quarterback in a trade that they stole for a second rounder and you put it all together and they protect the football and knock you in the mouth and beat your ass defensively. And they're in the super bowl before we thought they'd be so you can see how quickly and it starts right there. Better be physical. And you're GONNA have a quarterback and if you're if only one of the other get close let me let me give you an example. The Houston Texans Coaches. Made some suspect decisions as a general manager. Got Sean Lots so every game. He got a chance to win you. Donald Trump. Now you lost Hopkins. But they're good enough to go. Tim At six with their previous team. But they're just not quite physical or good enough to close out. Kansas City when you're up twenty four enough and you've got to lead heading into halftime. So that's it and to me and Bengals fan sustain this movie. Get to the playoffs to not win a playoff game. Listen I I'm just gonNa tell you how I feel if tenants can get into. The playoffs is good enough. Then you're telling me and I'm not saying I know what the Bengal fans that believe their fan base. I know what they crave. I believe we also hard to me get to the playoffs and loose now with fourteen teams going to the playoffs. Even we had it at twelve. We need just. Everybody gets a ribbon that it's the feelgood. Hey Man we got to the playoffs. We got a little extra paycheck and so finished in twelfth place because we are in the wild card game and got beat. That didn't crap from me. It's great you want to win the division. Would you WANNA finish third? But you know. What isn't the goal? It's not just to get there and Bengals fans have had to suffer through this for a long time. Get there or not when they get there to beat and they've had some towns that team so quarterback Dome Centers. Tammy but there's guys make a difference. Look the homes in two years is done in Kansas City? Look what the tumors are starting got a MVP and a super bowl rings. Look what those guys do. Those types of players Russell Wilson Seattle due for a franchise. So it's better be physical at the at the point and then I know that sounds so cliche and element. But you have to and while finesse done win championships. That'll be the aberration. Talk all about the Patriots and the days gravies and the gun they knock the hell out of Ya. The San Francisco partners or you are looking at the Super Bowl. Kansas City had to play physical and then the quarterback bails out. And so it's the same here. Be Physical have quarterback so Jones got to play a little bit before we know but of course you wanNA capitalize on it. If asked me a now are they close to be in a super bowl team. Hell no can change quickly with an attitude at Cochin in bringing Berlin and spending money. There's already a few good feeling in cincinnati right now because decreasing. We're going to get the quarterback and we spent money this off season. So maybe just. Maybe there's a commitment to this in. Cleveland is going to be better than they were last year. We know Senate Pittsburgh's going to be better 'cause Ben's back and we already know about Baltimore because they got the reigning NBC and they're Pretty Damn physical and good to all right look at the commonplace. What Cleveland quarterback play? Well last year did end up. Well Pittsburgh steelers bedrock route the sport. That doesn't apply. Guess what happens that that. That team doesn't play very well. It's the same thing here quarterback plays well it all starts there and then if you're physical buildings so yeah you want to jump on it. I'm not why would I as a coach? You think in six years. Six years from now The veteran doesn't want to hear that. Let's go win. Go in now. And you'll see a change in attitude and it just a change in how they feel about this offseason in the quarterback when they jacked you'll Berle it'll feel different and I believe it's GonNa look different but it's a competitive division filled with the the other three teams in division. Pretty Damn good. Yeah and you know. Obviously the the contract helps B because you're not spending all that money in one area so you can. You can do a lot more. That's right we've seen in the past In in in this century the majority of the Super Bowl you know have involved at least Somebody named Brady or somebody they manning manning so You know so. We've seen veteran quarterbacks like peyton manning like Tom Brady Lake breeze win super bowls And you know beyond their second contracts And be able to win to win the Super Bowl with the team. That's able be built around them in the You know I think people have said that well once mahomed because pay their done You know do you think guys like Mahomes guys like Russell Wilson Do you think they're talent transcendent enough in today's NFL To to be able to lead a tough but maybe not maybe not the most talented team because they they don't have enough money to pay those guys To lead that team to the Super Bowl even when they're eating up a large chunk of the salary cap themselves. Yeah well what was it the the talk about Kansas City going in this year everybody said? Mahomes can cost but we were concerned that their defense was good enough right I mean we. We wondered before during the season was a defense really good enough to to to stand up. Even though mahomes could and they did find great. He's been on plenty of teams that weren't loaded with pro. Bowlers Hall of Fame Super Bowl type talent and the elevated because bill checks brilliant guiding. You find guys. Don't own people over. Thank the you know. Well man we gotta have all first rounders. Don't matter of fact. The draft will be made by the quarterback. And by which you probably after the second round Kenneth Forthright or make team and end up in the pro bowl I hear. Here's what I hope. The Cincinnati bengals aren't thinking about chill borough second contract right now because if they're thinking about that if that if money's on their mind because I can manipulate as GM today somebody hired. I can find a way to go to players and change their contracts. Give them more. If you want to manipulate salary-cap legally but do players that you have a group guys that are committed to winning. I can move the salary cap around where I can put it this way. The Houston Texas could've afforded the key to pay channel often one hundred seventy five million when it comes up because that's what he's GonNa make thirty eight million bucks a year somewhere in that range. They could have kept the Andre Hopkins and paid him and it could've kept DJ reader. They could've moved it around and say hey. Jj hit you can move things around chesapeake as well enough to win is an I hope and you ask a great question. I hope the Cincinnati bengals aren't thinking let's because when Joseph contract comes up we're not gonNA paint so he's going to leave anyway if that's their thinking in the front office. They've got no shot they. They've got those shot and I know that people pass will they? You know they've they've gone on the cheap and their scouting department and they're they're behind and all that stuff. I don't want him to think that way because the fans expect more just like the Cincinnati reds fans. They want the big red machine back. Okay just bengals. Fan Want boomer at science and and the family I mean. They want that type of play where they got a chance to compete. Every year I don't WanNa hear you can build salary. Cap Team can pay your quarterback plenty of money and make him the highest paid guy and still go win championships. But you've got to be smart. You GotTa addict staff you trust you gotta have a GM with balls and moxie. You've got to have an owner. The science checks trust the football and gets his ass out of the way. And that's and that's what the good ones do in Pittsburgh in in Seattle in New England in Kansas City. You'll never hear about any of that stuff. They do what they need to do to win. So if bengals and fans aren't I don't you and I are and I'm shot players aren't but at the Cincinnati bengals biggest concern right now is a front office. Is We got to win now? Because boy joe plays like he's capable of we're going to have to pay him one hundred fifty million dollars or one hundred six hundred seventy five million dollars four years from now when he wants his new contract. Then if that's thinking then in there in the wall business and then they ought to get into some other kind of business and get out because lit. If money's the first thing on your mind you ain't gonNA. You're probably going to spend time finishing in last place and the bengals be better than that absolutely and and You know were the great tanning via Bengals Fan obviously very save for. What's what's coming up here in about a week. and You know we're we're all looking forward to the to the win into very long term situation for Berlin Cincinnati so Thank you very much for joining me. Today Mr Salisbury. Where can people go to follow your work? Well they go to sports. Seven at comedy. I heart radio unless six ten or you go to sports seven hundred DOT COM and. That's the blogger the podcast runs. You can follow me at Sean. As an unfiltered Sean until on twitter and it sure great to be honest with you. I know we had a good conversation but anytime you need not be happy to go on and good luck you put it. If you don't want to be taken. I often so they got the guy. Finally I in the next couple of years but Great Sports Town and it's great to beyond what you meant Yeah appreciate you too so we are closing in on the NFL draft. Get lots of great stuff coming up here in the PODCAST. Great shows coming up More great guests lined up Awesome covers throughout this Django platform All the indepth Breakdowns of the selections after the pick We'll be we'll be available there so make sure you're checking that stuff out. I am my guest. Today was Sean South. Very thank you for your work.

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The rise and rise of the Netflick

Truth and Movies: A Little White Lies Podcast

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The rise and rise of the Netflick

"Hello there movie truth is it's Michael Leader back here once again. With one of these remotes, truth and movies specials this episode. We're going transatlantic. I'm very thrilled to welcome to the show. Little White Lies Stalwarts Charles, for Moscow. Show it's good to valence can be back. So Chelsea S. last time we spoke you were in London. Where are you now? I'm at home I. AM corning at my apartment in Brooklyn, New York have been here for the past few months. Now spend spend yeah. I think actually three months to the day because I began on March tenth. Here with my girlfriend roommate everyone keeping each other same wants a lot lots of movies to wash lots of food to be cooked, so you know keeping ourselves busy. And you safe and is everybody okay? Yeah, definitely there's been a lot of police violence in America recently as I'm sure you've been reading about in a lot of that has been centralized in my neighborhood of Crown Heights, but fortunately for me that has been located at the other end of the neighborhood and. You know all of my loved ones have stayed. You know out of the way of harm. But I'm I'm hoping that you know positive change can be affected soon as is everyone in New York. and I as we are internationally as well and lots of hair that you'll, you'll safe. So this week, the topic of the show is I guess the rise and rise of the net flick. And this is off the back of a a new release coming to Netflix this Friday which is spike Lee's defy blunts which I haven't seen yet. You've seen right. Yes. I got the I. Got The screener just yesterday whilst you know right after getting it, I couldn't. Really hugely impressive movie it's. Spike is entered this sort of a really exciting phase of his career, where it's just these grand visions that are toying with genre that are toiling with huge ideas that go crashing into each other with thrilling results, so this is about a crew of Vietnam veterans who returned to Saigon in present day to retrieve a cash goals and the remains of their fallen leader out in the jungle along with one of the soldiers son. And the things that befall them while they're actually in the jungle. I mean I really I don't want to say too much because I don smell anything in because there will be people, critics more well equipped to comment on the genius of this movie than I am, but just in terms of artistry form. IT IS A. It's really a staggering achievement. I would say it's toying with the troops of the Vietnam Lovie as we know them, but then also building onto them, you know spike and them. He definitely has a singular style that. He abused this movie with that It's thrilling stuff to watch. I really can't wait to watch it this weekend I. Know This review going upon elderly lies, Dot Com by previous guests, Leyla Latif and I two thousand. And Courage diving movie I. Hear that Delroy Lindo south London's finest is particularly good. I didn't even know he here's British I had no idea He is yeah, he's so he and Clarke Peters I, think definitely get the most meat to chew on their incredible. You know Delroy Lindo one of the soldiers. He has become a trump voter. He's sort of a far-right type in America and one of the big questions. Questions this movie can address tangle with is the sort of oxymoron question of the black trump voter. Like how does this work someone whose political philosophy is so rooted in racism? How can a person be black and support him and the film? You know really painstakingly student half hours long. lays out a psychological rationale for how someone could get to that. Get to that political stance at some brilliant stuff. Terrific and let's let's go from perhaps the sublime of Spike Lee to potentially the the ridiculous of the body of work that Netflix's put on their system over the last five years since they started putting out through ritual, films yeah, one of the first films that they released in Twenty fifteen, another first major prestige release was beasts of no nation. The result picture he plays an African warlord who is sort of exerting his sway over child soldier played by Ibraham Atop and Ever since then they've released. not, including documentaries, just narrative films alone over three hundred fifty movies, and then once you're adding documentaries. That's you know. Hundreds more stand up specials. TV. Series, it's a truly truly a towering amount of content to have been released in such a short span of time. So. We've asked you on for this episode. Charles because. You are something of an expert of the net flake. There's the fantastic ongoing project you have over on the website of ranking every single netflix original so in some ways. You're the best person for this topic in the best person to answer. What is a Netflix? You already teased. You're not including. Stand up specials including documentaries. That might be bit controversial. Maybe a human man, only so many hours in a day I had to give myself some parameters just to make this work doable in the first place I started this assignment in two thousand sixteen I believe. Believe when when the grand number was much more manageable, I believe it was about sixty some sixty ish movies back then and then a year later, I did another update of everything that had been released in the past year. which was that point? Also I think you know about sixty more, and then from there have been doing monthly updates and I really had no idea how much of my life this would come to occupy its. It's been edifying definitely, but they've. They've released a lot of clunkers. We should ask the question up front. You say there are lots of clunkers. What's that batting average overall? So. I was looking back at it and I would say it's something about one in every five movies is solid watchable too good. which I don't know you think about it. If you look at the average of something that universal, it's closer to one in four or maybe one three which is not all that more impressive, but when you think about it in terms of producing a slate of ten fifteen movies in the air versus producing one hundred ten movies in a year. It's kind of amazing that one studio can afford to make so many movies. Yeah and do you see any broad trends hair, other certain genres or type of film that they seem to be better. Outsource Pacific doing. I'm glad you asked. Yes. Definitely there are. All these movies month in a month out. Really discernible patterns start to emerge of the a lot of these movies are green by algorithm favor, so you can see that if there's one movie that works, they will then commission four more movies that are very similar inflections of that. Just because you know, then, they'll have something to recommend to people after they've watched stalled the voice of love before, and so yeah, the the why a teen romance has been a huge staple, major stable, really reliably successful the most recent one being called the the half of it, which is a sort of Cyrano diverse rack remix. Except the girl who helps the guy write letters to his more. That the two of them together, and the girl is a lesbian and has a crush on a girl who she is helping. This fellow court become polluted, not super funny. That's that's a recurring theme in a lot of these teams geared comedies not super funny. There are a lot of so I. Watch all the foreign. Don't lie in. That is illuminating in its own way. You see a lot of. Street level crime pictures out of France and Spain a lot of Indian social dramas Don't know the way. They arrived at these decisions this day. I would love to talk to someone and Fox. Is this the thing you're doing. The do not so many films from Japan, but quite a few from China lava, neorealist dramas about youth and revolts unrest. That kind of thing is a good movie called River's edge, which I actually liked by the bed. And then. Apart from that in the US, the have a lot of dramas about the cheating, your dreams about you know people who are trying to get out of their small town or their provincial part of a large city and you know attain stardom in some respect, but their family does not want them to its boilerplate shit like the I I like what you say about. If they have one success, they'll commission free more like it's I wonder. If after the Irishman, we'll get the Englishmen scotsmen and Welshman the Welsh. And Northern Irishman would be a decidedly different fell from the Irish or exactly. Yeah I suppose the thing that's interesting about Netflix's that we've we've you them. In some ways you're looking at the landscape of film, production, companies and brands. We Look Anna Pernod or an eight twenty four has slate of. A handful of films, maybe ten at most a year which or where where you can get your head around, it can see every single one. You are a fan of their outputs in you know what you're getting. Whereas Netflix's seems to want to be the SMORGASBORD tries to please. Almost everyone well it's. It's odd because you're right in that they do release just sort of everything just sort of aiming the fire hose of the wall whatever sticks stick's but that is sort of how it works in that someone who enjoys one sort of movie from net Netflix has a very easy time ignoring everything else. It's not as if they'll let us stray, and you know someone who enjoys the team and let it snow starring Kiernan Shipka of the chilling adventures of Sabrina. Joys that is just going to watch the Irishman, just because it's on Netflix since understood more something like Youtube which is a platform rather than a curator of content Netflix just kind of has. They it's and so that's why. It is Kinda strange, though because younger people, and this chills me to the bone, but they will refer to. Watching Netflix much in the same way one of the watching TV. Platform. Very creepy. You find that creepy in the well I mean the way that they've permeated the market to that extent, like in the way that someone says grab a Kleenex naming tissue. If someone's just watching Netflix to refer to watching, you know entertainment moving picture entertainment on their computer. That is A. Frightening to tally of influence. That's on I'm very paranoid about these things because of too many of these. Allowing of course, and then I suppose in the past. The medium was always served by many distributors of. His and so on whereas the medium all the platform, the medium is also the creator also said the part of the issue is that Netflix so dominates this market that you know the main competitors which are at this point Amazon prime and Hulu, they don't release anywhere close to the number of movies that Netflix releases their operating a little bit more like traditional studios in that they're judicious about what they choose, and when they release it Netflix's just kind of. Trying to drown them in an avalanche of content. I think we should dig into some films in a second book. Do you think this bubble will? Bubble will burst eventually it has to, yes, so you know the big thing is that they pride themselves on educational studio where disruptors they run themselves, not like a studio but Mike a tech company like tech startup, which means that unlike movie studios where money is everything. You're sunk if you cannot produce a return on investment by the time, the movies released Netflix's can just keep rolling. It's debt into itself because it doesn't have flops. They don't tell people how many things how many cliques each title against because that's. That would expose. How many things aren't watched by anybody? I assume. I would love to see those numbers as well. Call, for more transparency there my point being that they have so much debt that eventually this I refer to it as a house of cards by the ironic before, but. It has to fall down. There's just there's no there there. There's no foundation it's just The can't keep debt forever. Well, let's look through some of the biggest hits and biggest Mrs then and since you're the guy that seem. Pretty much all of them. Which would you WANNA? Go to I? have got this article here to I'll take a look at that as well. I will say that I was Kinda just mentally running through to what extent Netflix has this legitimacy as movie studio to their credit? They have brought us a spike Lee. Movie a Coen Brothers, movie and Martin Scorsese Movie I. Really Not a lot to be said about that. They got me there. Exactly Yeah and I think certain filmmakers that really oh Netflix with careers Mike. Flanagan being one of them. He speaks about how even in his. Before, he'd made actual branded Netflix's content. He had his early. Early, independent films were bought by Netflix's acquired for their platform, so he's very pro. Netflix's intense what he does. Yeah, so I'm going through the tunnel is now I mean I'd say probably the greatest service to society ever performed by Netflix's that they brought us the other side of the wind, the finished cobbled together a got that to the public. which is Quentin achievement I really thought I would never see it ever. That's major just last year. I was a huge fan of marriage story. I think that's one of the best movies they've ever released. I put at number three on my list. I was really really impressed by a new sensitivity from Noah Baumbach. Is Sort of aloof at times. just the acting from Adam drivers. Karlsruhe Hansen on counts. Of Roma Afonso Baron John which was bombed during hose prior films to the big break. Parasites scruggs to private life, which is a lovely drama vitamin, Jenkins about a couple working to conceive a child of very sensitively drawn movie very well written elected by Paul Giamati and Kathryn Hahn. And so they I mean even just going through the town. That's a very respectable slave to have released those really over the course of a few years is a lot to out of if it was not so you know deeply embedded within a bigger cash of crap. Deep do by the Party line that they have these deep pockets that can fund films that could never be made elsewhere, the Irishman and the the huge budget behind it or yes. I do to an extent. Feel Lake. I like Netflix's insofar as the place that aging tears go to make their longest most expensive movies. Defined bloods is to hunt new saying. It's two hours thirty five minutes. It definitely feels like he does not end mediated by influenced the studio in any way. Irishman is three hours. Buster scruggs very long. And so I think it's strange. If you are in name, Ontario the you gotTa Netflix's. They will give you a lot of creative latitude. They'll leave you alone. They won't note unit at, but if you are someone who has hired for one of their jobs, not necessarily filmmaker that they're trying to collaborate with until leave brought in to make a project for them I smell the stink of notes all over these, there are little touches that don't fit in just just things that feels if they had the brainchild of either an algorithm, overzealous executive or something like that. Was the the films in the Netflix I. Do love those films private life in Particula and the MEYROWITZ. Stories Romo the Irishman mentioned high flying Birds Steven soderbergh buried about Tau negotiations basketball. Fascinating, movie, really. Amusing entertainment great up! So I I find interesting you bring that one in particular, because an a netflix specific phenomenon for me is doubt sense at the sounds of time passing very quickly, and there may be filmed that they're pushing on their homepage in the spotlight for one week, and then if you wash it, it's gone gets further and further down your list. Keeping a list at all and high flying bird was Wandel May. Was One that I just didn't see back towards backing of last year. When everyone's upon the platform, and now you go on Netflix in these films may not even exist, whereas I suppose the window and strategies of traditional. FILM COMPANIES WOULD BE? You'd have three or four points to actually lock in and watch these films, whereas now. Netflix's focusing so much on that initial. Wave of interest in hype. That's I mean that's one of the main criticisms to be made of their business models that had kind of does not give movies there. Do they buy a movies I ad that said they release multiple hundreds, which means that they cannot afford to get the word out about all of them, and often it seems like they're not even especially concerned with getting the word out to the ones that deserve to be voted. I remember a couple of years ago at convinced of all I saw a phone call. The world is doors by Romain Gavras, which is a wonderful French crime comedy with. Johnny, at least is it's. Really really based off, and they purchased their which I. Thought was kind of Neat, and they did not advertise it at all ever, and then I have to find out three days after the fact that it had been quietly and unceremoniously dropped onto the service, not placed on the homepage or anything like that really just left a out there to routes which I felt was a huge service and so It's it's frustrating to see things like that. Which happened more frequently than you would think? Think even even when they do sort of put their back into getting a movie out there. I think of Atlantic's by Monte Diab, which came out last year, and they got the word out but really critics did a lot of that heavy lifting. As far as just you know bringing the word to the public. It was on us to let people know that they had a good one on Netflix, just waiting to be watched and so that's that's difficult. The Promotion Department is not. The most organizer or motivated. But it's it's endemic. The platform isn't safe. He'll disrupting. All of the the processes and workflows behind cinema, and you've already also disrupted communications and marketing strategies. And how do you then replace it if you're focusing so much on the drop the? Strange working with studio media everything, Matt that the most important thing is running before the day of release. You have to get these things out the week before the Friday that these movies come out, Netflix much more comfortable with approving press interviews. After the fact, it's week two three of something having been out, they will. Still you know if you can get a hold of them? Get you in touch with a whoever you wanted to. Yeah. And so some of my favorite films in the mottos, maybe once that the flew under the radar over the smaller projects, I've mentioned Mike Flanagan I. think that Gerald's game and hush and his feet. Films are of course he'll sit at Huntingdale House, which is series, but those too much more specific films really did did did did something for me, and I just looked at yeovil charts called that. You've not ranked the the film Cam. Yet, that's right actually I'm glad you mentioned that the next thing I was going to bring up. That is one of my favorite movies. NETFLIX's has released I. IF I I was in a moment, didn't but if I was to put it on the list, and probably would have cracked the top ten I think it's a fiendishly clever movie about a cam girl online cam girl who finds shocks one day to find that there is an identical virtual ganger of. Broadcasting from her by the CAM channel and her efforts to try to figure out the origin of this and get rid of it. really become this very intense psycho-thriller. really well written well shot well acted by Madeleine brewer in the main role. In A and I didn't want to include it with the rankings. Because prior to the release of the movie, I had befriended director just around New York while he was living there, and then I met the writer as well, and we all got rather chummy, and it just didn't didn't sit right with me to be pleasing that saw being like Hey, this movie. My friends made is as good as long Juneau's movie or something, but I suppose that doesn't mean it's the first film people see when they click on the article because it's not ranked. They were actually already thankful for that. But? I would recommend it to you and I have no idea who these people are so Relatively him biased review as well. Do you think that the fact that people's attention spans refresh like goldfish much more quickly with Netflix than with? Traditional theatrical releases that it means that failures forgotten more quickly or do they still bear the scars, if the likes of bright and mutant velvet buzzsaw inside, say the answer to this is two pronged, both in that what you're saying is that people sort of just cast aside the failures in. Don't those much thought at all. You know it's not the way a Pluto Nash Sticks to that studio forever and the people who may get fired and all. All that Shit! No one cares. No. No, no one cares is the certainly seems people just move onto the next whatever it is, but were to that point. I think that a lot of NETFLIX's strategy has been oriented around TV for that exact reason. Is that the deterioration detentions? Van Favours vengeful series says these are the things that you know you can kill entire weekend watching and then on Monday discussed with your friends much in the way. Watercooler talked about You know whatever was playing on Hbo Sunday night since. The, this is sort of the new zeitgeist watch I'm hardly the first person to bring this up, but. I do think that their platform. Even though they released so many movies is the TV first. Rights and and Gates interesting. They seek the zeitgeist rather than anything lasting. I found that with bird box when that had its moments I saw just as much just chatter about the fact that it's there and people are watching it rather than people actually enjoying it. Think about it now how many bird box dancer out there quoting bird box or thinking about bird boxer or having any recollection of punks, whatsoever the staying power these movies is very spotty, very forgettable films a lot of the time Even, even their successes, something like Roma has not quite left the cultural dent that we might have imagined. It's not something to t