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"hank bake" Discussed on Dear Hank & John
"Dear John and Hank while going through the self checkout line at some stores you are asked at the kiosk to select if you brought your own bank and you can get a very modest discount for doing most of the time when I go through the self checkout line no I'm only purchasing one or two items like a frozen pizza tube of toothpaste but I want to hear your life I don't need a bag can carry my purchase out of the store my question is can I claim this discount if I opt out by not using a bag at all or put another way am I A- bag yeah yeah we don't have any jokes I answer the question we're all backs everybody's results back a water it's just a big bag a soup that's the baby skin encased soup so like we are a bank that carries around all of the soup but there's like there's Meta about it because we're also a bag that can carry other items exterior and interior bag and that sense I we might be unique among bags yeah among the many unique things that humans humans are unlike anything else we are also we're both kinds of bag we're yeah we're different from any other kind of bag but yet you're definitely a bag and if anybody ed like target ever gives you a hard time I said target by the way because I know that they have their headquarters here and I'm just desperate I any kind of brand deal with them if you work at target and you want to see someone sell their soul please email me Two thousand nine hundred ninety minute or brought to you by put it right on target tour starring Hank and John market I'll change my last name I'm not above it we've got a lot of money to raise but yeah you know you're good if anybody it gives you a hard time you just bury calmly look at them and say oh I took the five cent discount because I don't know if you know about this but I am a bag and I guarantee you that ends the conversation income comes from shelby who asks what encouragement would you give to us seventh grade English teacher or anybody who works with teenagers who just wants their students to be kind to each other there's also the little misspelling at the top here and then shelby is curse word an exclamation at the top like come on you're a teacher might be a bit of a stressful time back to school teaching seventh grade the single most because job known to humans yeah now I remember I remember being the seventh grade seventh grader and if you wanted to make me be more thoughtful calls human you would have a tall order I don't know that there is a strategy for that that would not include things that would not be allowed by the state yeah well here's the thing though shelby first off thank you I feel like we should always be thanking teachers and librarians for being the most important professionals in our in our social order and yet somehow also the least appropriately paid sir thank you I I was in seventh grade I I remember it vividly it was probably the worst year of my life and I've had some doozies and the thing that I remember about my seventh grade teachers now is that they probably did not feel like they were having a lot of success with me probably felt like a this is a lost cause and not getting any better through the course of the year but now I am here partly because of the generosity that they showed me in that year when I felt so alone and so scared and so so separate and distant from everyone and so one of the hard things about being a teacher is a lot of times you don't know the impact that you're having until we'll we'll ever because students are ungrateful and never come back and say thank you but but you do have a huge impact and it's a longitude no impact so if you're anything like my seventh grade English teacher you know that person will be somebody I think about as long as I'm able to think so thanks for doing that dear Pankin John this is from Devon who asks is it possible there is a two dimensional being that can only see our movies and drawings but not us do you feel more pressure being the ambassadors to the two dimensional world imagine what they would they they would be like these people are nuts yeah well the whole thing they would also feel the same way oh you got to you got to hang these are people who their interaction with humanity is like thirty percent law and order Svu because that's that we thirty percent of two dimensional screen images at any time our law and order. Svu It must be like these people are months I don't like they're like thank God you don't give into three dimensional world it's horrible yeah we don't even have veins I don't know I don't really have not and how their bodies work look Devon I feel a lot of pressure to be ambassadors do all sorts of beings most dimensional I'm already I'm already plenty stressed out about yeah I'm stressed out I'm trying to be ambassadors tall you right now there's a lot of you I'm nervous I have to pee all the time yeah there's definitely someone in the audience who's not having fun and I think about them all the time because like what I know I know that's what I know you're trying and I'm trying so we're both we're both in it together it's just not happening Lori whoever you are and hopefully there's only one of you if there's a bunch of you I'm even more sorry this next question comes from Maggie Song is so help from my friends by the Beatles that's good that's good that'll get people to clear out of the way it'll remind people that you're human that they have obligations to other members of the social order that's a good strategy Maggie she writes dear John Ain't my fiance and I are in the midst of wedding planning and we're working on what details are most important to us at your wedding what detail made you feel most special and what detailed did you wish you had not spent so much time on so Maggie my aunt and uncle are in the audience my my wife's aunt and uncle actually I think of them as my aunt and uncle I hope that doesn't bother you enjoy I have to answer this question is somewhat circuitous way but when I when I arrived at my wedding the first thing I said was wow look at all this stuff because I no role and I yeah no no role whatsoever and so every detail delighted me yeah I felt like I was at a party that had been planned very well by someone else for me which is the best kind of party no no one gets that including me I so wedding invitations I I feel like we spent a lot of time thinking about your and a lot of money on Oh God yeah remo moment of time we spent thinking about the extra resulted in spending more money like we were somehow convincing ourselves that have mattered what kind of paper the whole thing super thick did not yeah it was the ink was raised you guess seal it when Yeah I in boss Snow is bad all of it was bad was correct to spend the most time thinking about was the playlist I was gonNA say the marriage the rule for like every hour you spend wedding planning you should spend our marriage planning yeah let's actually the conversation about life together for the next fifty years we'll be like Syrian I had this real weird experience we did a Catholic engaged in counter we got married and sounds like something you would like a ride at Disneyland the Catholic engaged in counter it felt like that at times yeah but it was it was in a monastery in Alabama and we were with other couples from Alabama and it was a real education it was just intense I wept so many times and the other guys like definitely like thought of me as a kind of alien being and Don I remember at one point like another guy was like he had his arm around me and he was like man I don't know what's going on point is GonNa be Alright the top Alabama empathy no that was at the top the equivalent of him like whispering in my ear I know you're paying I see it and I'm with you in it yeah ah we gotta do a thing we're gonNA have a few people stand up there's a microphone I think right there you're gonNA have a few people stand up we don't say your name don't stand up I have the three people stand up and ask their questions if you don't mind ask the question that you submitted I we have lauren whose song is Barracuda by heart that's the Song I've got one this one's from Emma who's in seat eleven e it's kind of car so you don't have a song Jemma if you could come up as well and lastly Kelly who's ambulance song is if today was your last day by Nickelback I love it I love the bravery Kelly that is one of the bravest things that I've ever seen yeah I love the integration with the pop to go to an Internet gathering and make it I love it great whose first name is Lauren high warn how's it going it's going good what's your question okay working like customer service at a bakery great and they have this problem where people with different accents will come up will imitate their accent how stop this yeah I'm Gonna I'm GonNa need an example so for example if leave the Minotaur came in and was like Whoa Whoa I would like some customer service please say have a nice day and so you'll be like are you all if you want to hank baked British accent when we were kids for a year it was practice imagine living ask the butter but you would say pass the I can't working class is the most ridiculous breath I just thought it was cute it wasn't war and this reminds me of one time when my cousins and I went fly fishing and we had very rough and Burley fly fishing guide and my cousin Mike introduced himself by saying names Mike Damn glad to meet Ya we all just looked I'm like Mike that's not we all know it's a hard thing to do because you start we're social beings we like to mimic each other we'd like to answer each other so what I would recommend doing is leaning way the heck into it during his heart into it as you can and then when people are like are you from Cardiff being like yes censure just with a completely new their southern go go cardiff just be from Liverpool suddenly and and she she comes back and she's southern lady with this very very interesting American southern British accent okay great how big is that city Rochester is about one hundred thousand Russian proper Rochester's proper city Dan our hometown don't forget to be awesome.
"hank bake" Discussed on Who Charted
"Road, which is like that new horsey. So Erica roads roads. Yeah. But it wasn't great. Right. No. We all had to that. And I like country sometime to have a weak spot for it to be one of the fastest we've ever seen great though. There's a lot of like dude country guys that they're just there to kinda like sing love songs. And those guys I don't know. There's kind of interchangeable. They don't do much for me. Didn't sound it sounded almost like an impression of a country song, right? Like there is going to be a melody, or so, like, backstreet boys. Not good. Number one. The one I guess it's the biggest you know, it selling good. And the sales are up the show. Okay. Sale selling got it people by. Chart? We're figure chart working where can they get sad? Limit out there and I tuned it's going to be everywhere. It's gonna be an I tunes Amazon pin Dora. That's great, but labels. Well helium produced it, though in the club produced it. I don't know. Will it be for sale and helium lobbies across the country? Last time. They're lying, it do you, do you go to Philadelphia. You do I like to do it. You haven't done Philadelphia yet. I did their bananas club and jersey. Have you done bananas? Did go bananas in Cincinnati. Oh, is that fun? What's your favorite club, squat comedy crawl? On the street. My favorite club. Boy. I never really had a favourite club. I guess I don't know. It's like if I had a good set I like the. That's why I decided to my album. I had one good set. And then later, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have based everything on one now, but I was lucky I went back, and it was still good people, but Portland loves comedy, really into comedy, so they got it. Yeah. I was gonna ask it. I don't remember what it was. I'll ask you during the movies chart or we'll be right back with the movies chart. Gang head on over to patriot. That's right. Patriot where you can get the extra content the above the normal content. Oh my God. We're doing. Hey, gangs over there. We're doing critter Chatters over there. We're doing advanced dragon. Boy, suede and have a some songs and video from the vault and stand up comedy video. We have so many great things to offer you, I want to congratulate and welcome some new people to the fold welcome to patriot. New subscribers John Lytle, Chad Brown, and Joshua Anderson and start, I'd like to inform you about a gentleman named Henry Baker. Yeah. Who purchase the entire Howard Kremer catalog of music dispatced week back in tyre thing entire thing. Hey, Henry Baker every would you call them, Hank bang? Hey, Hank bake. Fake. Shout out to you hang out everything we recorded all the singles. All the albums all the summer all the dragon boy has feel so good. And I'm excited for him to, to what a cornucopia of music absolutely to get in. They buy up my whole catalog. That's how it goes all in all in. And I love that. And I think that joined in the footsteps of Henry Baker. Why not so welcome to patriot? Thank you, so much, Henry Baker, and we'll see you right there on the next hour Kramer, patriot FM. Thank you. We're back. I'm H Michael Cray. And I'm here with Erika roads and start. And you don't and this is the movies chart. Just like tweet release them constantly most of them, we don't need to see when you get a good one. Ooh. All right. We are here with Erika roads. Her album, sad lemon is out this week. Check it out by it stream it love it. All right. Eric. You're gonna dig into our movies chart. Okay. Are you an avid, moviegoer? I wouldn't say avid. Yeah. Sometimes sometimes to go on the road. Yes, I would more likely go on the road to. Tough killing those days out there. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Stuff or let's see what's in our theaters this week. All right. So back again at number five number five. It's rocket man..
"hank bake" Discussed on Straight Talk with Ross Mathews
"Jester. Told me what I was member. Was I was young told. That's right. The cosc- she was life readers reader studio. Yes. J rod what about you? My sister had a past life regression shut. And she's she just went to hip hip. No. There is okay, Mark, and she had Marshall. And apparently, she was Jewish crow who killed herself because she was mad at her mother. Oh my God. The okay, can I get super super creepy? Judy garland. Does not a pass. Current. This is creepy go in maybe I don't know. Okay. So when I was going through my for tillage struggles, I decided to go to this doctor that everyone raves about so he does chiropractic work, but he also can tap into other things. And I said to him at the time. I was actually I think. Yeah. At the time, I went I was pregnant and so he kept like reading my body. And he was like, yeah. Yeah. He's like, yeah. You're pregnant, and it's definitely a boy. And I was like, okay. All right. Well, we'll see I ended up losing that pregnancy. But and that was really horrible. But now, I can look back and remember the rest of the story that he said to me, and here's what he said. Okay. You're gonna this is going to be freaky. He said to me. I I said is this one going to be healthy? And he said to me honesty said I don't know because you've had a lot of losses in past lives. And I said, what do you mean, he said you've lost many many children, and I said, we'll unborn. He's didn't know you've had a lot of. Children in your life. You've had lives that I can see you've lost a lot a lot of children and fires. Okay. I might chill. He's like children that you couldn't get to because the house was burning. Okay. So flash back to when I was a kid like a in my real life. I used to dry when we would come home every night from party. I used to get this panic attack in my chest when we would drive home and I'd say prayers, dear God, dear God, please. Let my house be now. Please don't let my house paper near. I this deep fear of my home burning. We turn the corner. And I'd stared at the house just to make sure that it wasn't on fire. And then when we pull up to it. I'd be like oh ks on of our, and I never knew that fear of fire came from. And then when he said that to me that I had lost children in fires. I was like maybe that's why I was so terrified of things burning down when I was. So when you told me that your house burned down, I had a super freak you remember? She was on the phone crying with me and called me every day. You called me every day because I've such. But apparently. This doctors names, Dr Dan, I know super, but he's a he said, I have a feeling that this life is trying to prevent you from suffering any more losses of children. So that may be why you're not gonna have any more in a weird fucked up way it kind of brought me comfort it kind kinda brought me. But I still weird here fire. I'm sorry. Going really deepened. Dean come on the show. Oh, you guys. Yes. He's unbelievable. A heart rate. He is so unbelievable. This is good. Good. You believe a don't know. What's gonna happen? Nikki, please try to make that happen. A lot of information. There isn't that crazy Nikki that was wonderful wonderful. That was I listen to the story. Yes. But that's what I love about past lives is the connection of stuff like that. Comforts. Right. I was terrified and actually last when I came home from Mexico and we'd pulled up the down the street. I said to Tommy I'm like, I'm having that feeling. He's like what feeling like I'm worried that the house is gonna burn down. He's like fine. We pulled up and I remember looking and going who. So anyway, I really connecting to you. You're going through because even sharing that Nikki listening. Push it. Big brown. Log in brenda's now have big brand. Log in brenda's now with big Brown. Log in brenda's mouth. Yeah. Blackness? I'm going to keep this short. And sweet first of all I'm very excited for Marseille Martin from blackish as a today, she has become the youngest Zack in Hollywood with her new film for little she went and actually when she's fourteen now, she went in and pitch them when to universal and she picked it when she was eleven and it got picked up, and it was for her love of the movie if you haven't seen his trailer. It's absolutely amazing it as her Easter Ray. It's Regina hall. It looks and it's pretty much like big of with black women, and like Tom Hanks baked it's really cute and really amazing. You must see the trailer. So the youngest exact in Hollywood great people such a remake a bit. Yes. Yes. So she switches places with Regina hold plays like the evil, boss. I love her. So actually, really cute. Also, I wanna give a shout to the to the cast of pose at the Globes. Let me tell you something. Put her hang through on red carpet with Cape and that outfit and then hold entire cast. Just have representation at the globe. Right. And I really want to win. But you know, that just gives them kind of leeway to keep coming back. And winning more words so shout outs. Leslie, I'm obsessed with this show. I don't know how I found. It is called you on that flex and it's with that guy from gossip girl pinned Begley Bentley. Oh my God. Let me tell you this show is amazing. He's obsessed with this girl was the show. It's it's so weird. And the it's it is cold rain, right? Yes. I've been obsessed with that. So if you haven't just yes, also, I love intendo switched away. So let me know what games and we're supposed to have to play with. And Lastly, I just wanna shut out everybody that kind of has been supporting the podcast. Can we kick it? The the love and the feedback has been tremendous. And that first week was just great, and like me, and we're talking in Paris. My co host on a show just to see us on the charts. With that first episode really was like the numbers, you guys had on that first episode was crazy. Yeah. So it's great. And so we have some upcoming great upcoming show coming up where on the Graham, it can we kick it here, and you can just kind of way in but I'm really excited about that. Thank you for Jessica best last shook for starting the fan group on Facebook. And so I'm excited. CJ's podcasts available everywhere. Support CJ. Everybody can everybody. I'm surprised that my sleeve I'm trying to make it happen before the end of the Billy. Yeah. Can I say something say happy birthday to CJ? We're gonna have like. Oh, no. Ration- at the bubbly brunch. Brize me like so funny story. I'm usually when they when the dry-cleans come down at this point. I was like holding the door for Morgan to come back out. And I'm waiting for a Roth kind of announce the queen's the comeback. He was like it was like raw solidified. I was like, no, he's not just talking thirty seconds ago. These Ross looking for your no, I'm cool. I'm holding the Dorsey come out, then I hear Rossi my name like a run out on stage. Ross brings out all the queen's. They do a lap dance to Ginny. Yeah. Hill in my cart, my cardigan him slitting and the queen's grinding it was the best deprive about. A message. It was really I was shocked, and I'm really I was. It was so good. Thank you. Thank you bored. So happy. You're you're here. My god.