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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

05:32 min | 2 weeks ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Paul fine bomb show podcast. Handsome Joe is up next. And you know what? Hey, I promise listen to the show and I was going to call in and follow up with my breaking phone and I remember I went to the store this morning it was in the full board of my truck. Oh my goodness. So that's great and I'm just out there with the flashlight just now and finally found it. But look, these Alabama fans and I'm one too but I went through things this year and so if the things I have this year, it would probably bother me more. But look, Alabama's out of the playoffs. Let's just beat auburn, try to win our boat game and let the ball where they are. Get the next recruiting class in and say what we're going to do their coordinated whether we keep them or get rid of some of them. But it's going to be all right. In the world, Paul and some of these are just trying to find all the different scenarios how we can get in, Paul. I mean, there's a scenario probably too late to get in. And that's it. Everybody lost the last two weeks of the year. But I mean, just let's just move on, pal, because just grab it so get that last breath. I mean, it makes us look weak as a fan baseball. No, no, let's damn tall. I mean, we've got a chance to have a good ten and two seasons. Hopefully we get to blend about games. We're excited about the bowl game. Well, certainly I probably wouldn't mind if he's in the liberty bowl. I mean, who are we going to win every game we play, Paul? So it don't bother me. I mean, I'd like to go on to feed it, but who wouldn't like to go on to beat it? They ain't very few things that do that. Paul wrote two or three teams right now the turn defeated, maybe four. I mean, it's hard things done. Some of those ain't going to be. I mean, everybody's going to be have a law besides one final team. And I believe strongly in my heart that Georgia bulldogs. Now, I don't lack a couple other fans, but most of their bands are good people. I just don't know. I mean, he's, you know, I don't like him, but he don't represent the whole fanbase. 'cause I got a good friend in Georgia. He was ex marine and Paul hey good to go. And I'm proud for him and his team. And like I said, if I had went through things this year, I probably wouldn't be talking about this. I'd probably have hate in my heart but it ain't in the world. I mean, there's worse things that could happen. So really, worse things that can happen. And I would have played it. No, certainly, follow. I mean, let's just try them just by and then the top ten. I know you're being serious. I can't take anything worse than that. Yeah. Don't lose doll, but things here don't lose all of that. You talk about Saban losing the capital. If we're loaded, I will be upset. I think I'll be upset Holly, Paul. And I said yes, I'll get out here after this round here. I said yesterday, I gave Jim's good points. Today I'll give him his bad points. He's a fart sniffing crap brain in missile. Road tide rope Paul, you have a good day, brother. Thank you, Joe. Bobby is up next in Mississippi. Hey bob. Hey, Paul, how you doing? Very well. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. That was born, right? 80 miles north of mobile. And I was wondering if you remember when they used to have the double header of that Jackson. Yes. In fact, I've been to a few of those. I haven't been to both games, but I've been doing Alabama on this game, and I think in Alabama, Mississippi, state game, when there was another game that night. Well, the year I went, LSU, they had a running back named Charles Alexander and John four K with me. Right, right. The first game, and then we watched tech game is missing state in Alabama. And coach Brown, well, right down there, by the hood. And I could have been on more and 8 or 9, maybe ten. And my dad's my uncle held me down. Hey. What was that like? To shake a bear's hand. I will never forget it. Won't never forget. It was probably one of the highlights of my childhood. Yeah, there was something about coach Bryant, Bobby. That he was a big guy. He was overpowering. I don't know if I've been around too many sports figures that were more, again, I was in my 20s. But he was one of the most intimidating celebrities I've ever been around. He was an intimidating man. I mean, you just did not. They were just to get one of those claws and just pick you up. Yeah, sir. And hibernation period started. That

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

07:20 min | 2 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"From this disaster. And we welcome all of you back. More of your phone calls, the rest of the way, and they just saw haven't seen squirrel in a couple of days. Quarrel is up next. Man, if I knew you were going to start again this weekend, I would have just invited you to just come stay at the house. Well, I wish you had. I'm looking for a good, by the way, I haven't talked to you. What a great thrill it was to talk to you and Tony and the whole squirrel family. I don't know. Well, it's just me and her, but the three was on our part. I mean, I was just going to thank you, man. You rolled out the bed target and not just you. I mean, everybody associated with it. You know what I mean? That's what Tony wasn't really a big fan of the show before that visit, but she just thinks you're the bee's knees now and she's just so impressed with everybody and how nice they were and accommodating and everything. Did you notice that her and Tebow seemed to hit it off as well? I was a little concerned about that, being with people being a newlywed. When you offer to take that picture and grab a camera and I've never seen the 62 a woman jump on the stage of fast and Tebow stretches on my outland. She just went right up under there. And by the way, that arm when Tebow rolls his arms around you, it's like an octopus. She's like a 110 pounds, so she fit in there right. You know, real good. And I'm standing there by myself, so I figured I'd just go home. I know the value and I tried to take a few cutting Roman out, knowing how valuable those pictures are with just Tebow. And the thing is you told him you're gonna cut him out. I was the photographer and I was just trying to say Roman was all good respect. Nobody really wants you in this picture because when squirrel and misses coral go back home, misses squirrel is going to show everybody the picture. But you better believe she did. And I'm trying to help you too. You notice when fans are coming up, I mean, you know what I'm saying? I just reached for the first time. Squirrel, we were in New York a couple of years ago, a friend of mine came up to the studio and I was doing, I was doing a show with Stephen a and I said to her, I said, you want your picture with Stephen a and she goes, no. And I said, and I thought for both of us, I said, listen, I know the way that so I took a few pictures of her and Stephen a and she showed them to everybody in the world. That's Tebow. If you go home and say, hey, look at I got a picture of Roman Harper and I. People go, Roman, who? I've always liked women. Great guy, but he's not Tebow, okay? Yeah, yeah. And I got a picture of everybody I wanted this set for JoJo's husband. I didn't get a picture with him. He was kind of busy. We'll handle that. And another thing when Sean mcdonagh and Todd McVeigh, when they went into the van, I mean, man, let them do exactly like they were going camping. I took mister and misses coral into the SEC bus, which I had not been an all year. And I mean, I guess maybe that crew doesn't get a meal allowance. I don't know. It's like they don't get fed or something. He took all the popcorn. I mean, I had to open the door for him, both of them to go out because their hands were literally jammed up. I think that's it. I didn't want you to think that we went in there and scored all that. We literally didn't touch it. One thing squirrel about ESPN spending money is not really anywhere near one of their biggest problems. Oh, I know they can afford some kind bars and some popcorn bags. So I usually grab all that stuff on Saturday. I take it, I use it for trick or treat. I don't blame you. I would too, but not seriously, we had a great time for everybody to get out to the junction tomorrow and visit with you. They don't realize that when the show takes a break, you jump down, you go to the rail, you take pictures. Sign autographs, you do everything. You accommodate people that are there. And so if somebody wants to get a picture with you, sometimes that's a good time. I think Friday would be a better mistakenly told a few people just meet me back here Saturday and I didn't think about it, but squirrel Saturday, there were about 30,000 people there. They weren't there for us. They were there for the rebel walk. You can't get there within a hundred feet in the stage. It was there. And you literally couldn't get rid of a 100 million. And unfortunately, the same fortunately, fortunately, a run for it. The same thing will be true on Saturday morning in Mississippi. Everybody will gather right where we are to agree to team and it's a pretty cool you may have heard me say this. I got stuck on Monday on about 9 48 45. I was, I was the last one out and I didn't realize I had to deal with the 30 or 40,000 people to get to the set. I needed your helper. I'm sure they would have parted all the clear to pass. Well, when I did that, I walked down the pathway where the team was about to come and people told us it was crazy, but they cheered you with a cheering you. I think they were in shock because kiffin and the other and the team was about 5 minutes away. They were coming from the other direction. They're going, why is this guy walking against the grave? Well, everybody needs an experience to grow. You got to admit at some point in their lives. And thanks for everybody in their hospital. Tell Tony that Tebow would like her number. Handsome Joe is up next. Rolled out. And you know what? Hey, I've been to grow, I've met you that actually the first time I met you, you probably didn't even know it was me. And I got to pick the with you and I don't think you knew who dealt from read by Woods at that time. But what's good is that, is drew, I mean, you will go out and talk to people and made them and that's what's great about you, Paul. You're not one of these stubborn stuck up that no, I'll just go set up here just Yelp this day back here. You will get up and you talk mingled with the crowd. And that's all good. It is, I mean, I'm sorry you had to see squirrel again because you said the other day he's ugly as you know what? He don't like me and why I don't know why he don't want because I've always liked squirrel. I always have, but he don't like me for some reason, but I won't tell you this, though. I got an email or a message this morning for my man and he just simply sit actually how I'm doing. I ain't had a chance to call him back or messaging back yet. But.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

09:04 min | 3 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"You're full of crap. You're not gonna throw us out. If you do this, let's do another blow us down. We're not afraid of you no more. Do you have dumb ass Alabama fan? So, oh, I'm so guaranteed statement. Why don't you stop telling Paul? Yeah, I would say the game that he's talking about will be a month from this weekend in Tuscaloosa, and we'll be there to cover it. Let's take a break. More to come, more of your phone calls and the president of Mississippi university will join us with top of next hour. FX is Atlanta returns for its final season. Paper boy. Seeing you in a minute. The series Time Magazine calls TV's greatest surrealist comedy. I watch Criminal Minds and I know when someone's up to something twisted. I haven't bathed in four days. Damn. We can as well. You can't kidnap your own dad. I don't have time to explain it, but the word kid is in it. FX is Atlanta. The final season, September 15th on FX, stream on Hulu. You were listening to the Paul fine bomb show podcast. Your and let's check in with how laughter is thinking about this guy. Handsome Joe is next. And you know what? A lot of men calls in and tries to pump his little B's up, Paul, but I mean, I don't know what he's talking about. We're going to make taxes and we're going to make taxes. I mean, look at Mike. I'll tell you what. Man can go flow with every strap and then hand wash his mouth. And you know what? Spit out the red man cue and kill their dirty socks. That was gonna make Texas by 40. And we're gonna make Texas a and M by 50. Probably, I can't wait to live ballet dances if you paint just come to tea town. October 8th, because Matt can shut his mouth up. I mean, I know he's trying to be a man. He's trying to be a man Paul, but we're gonna smack him around so hard. And you know what? Revenge is a big motivator. And you know, they got lucky. Last year, but that's the first time we lost a game that takes his a and E. How many that happens once everyone like 18 years? And they won a game. They weren't 8 forward last year. 8 and four, and they coward, they were too coward to play in a bowl game. Because they knew they was going to get their butts handed to them, Paul. And you know what? Suck my little toe suck my big toe. You know, I'm not going to say nothing really vulgar Powell. But you know what? May it ain't nothing but garbage. You know, you hear a better to suck a big toe versus a little toe. I'll just wondering. Well, my big stuck on the middle, though. Okay. That's what it takes to say and them. I mean, they're scones. They're so big toes are usually the first choice. And maybe fingers of a little toe help don't want those. I feel like. I keep going handsome Joe, I don't want to stop keep going for days old man. A and then hey, Paul, I don't, but okay, what I think the same could be on there. But you know what? Joe, I don't even have no teeth. I have to pay for it. I do this job. Appalachian state is going to be the Appalachian state's going to be there and then this weekend. Pam is going to think about thinking. Joe, before you go, because we got a guy from the north coming on in a minute, what did you think of Ohio State? They look pretty good. No, they don't. No way, no. Notre-Dame, you know, Notre-Dame's better to know how a state. Notre-Dame just ain't got the death that they got. But you don't start it for starter. Notor name kicked her butt, so I mean, that held them to 7 points. And what do you think Alabama's going to do to them? I mean, no, I mean, Notre-Dame held in the 7 first half points. But Alabama got the deal. Oh, I stayed in garbage. I mean, they're like sewage material. I mean, they've done been flushed down the toilet. They don't have a chance for they don't have a jet and you know what? They may win the Big Ten or little ten, but when they come messing with a big bowl of that and as you say, they gonna find out. And you know what they need to put them in. They can go on to play this. They didn't put any garbage teams in the playoffs. Because they don't have a chance to start with. Hey Joe, thanks. Let me get a reaction there from Columbus Jeff. Do you have any, I think Joe still upset about Texas a and M beating that would be a little last year in you can't even think straight. My oh, my talking about toes and toilets and everything. I mean, the guys lost his mind, hadn't he? Do you have one? Yeah, that's true. And the funny thing is, Joe said last week that nobody cares about Ohio State. Did you see the viewership numbers fall for the game last week? Ohio State Notre-Dame. Pretty big. 10.5 million, Joe. You've never counted so many toes in your life and redneck Alabama. Kevin a half million people, I think it's the biggest viewership in what poll like 7 ten years. Yeah, for a non playoff game, I think it was. Yeah, now you know Joe why the big tens getting a $1 billion TV contract 'cause people have eyes up here that are watching the buckeyes. That's where the final boils down to. Hey, Paul, old Jim got stuff riled up today, didn't he? Yeah, he was fired up. Are you okay? I'm a little woozy after that call. Yeah, but I'm okay. I mean, I'm glad I'm glad you had Randy as a cut dad. Yeah, right. In a pretty good job between routes, telling you up. Yeah, after Jim hung up, Randy came over here with some smelling sauce and just a little bit of oxygen to get me resuscitated. How are you gonna get the tread marks off your back wall of that bulldozer right over you? Yeah. I mean holy cow. I mean, jib was jib was all fired up to dab, that he got the show jumping again, Paul. Yeah. We were dead without Jim. Yeah. Hey, and speaking of that, I gave you a suggestion a couple weeks ago to get the show riled up and fired up is to have a panel of callers you know to challenge some guests you have on and make sure they know what they're talking about, you needed one on Tuesday with rega. Oh, okay. What did you like about Reese? And I like rest Davis. But he was he genuinely trying to explain why that guest picker up here at Ohio State was legitimate. I thought he was pretty sincere. I mean, Reese doesn't hyperbola. That one's choice for a thicker I've ever seen on game day. I mean, you have people from LeBron to 40 some ex Ohio State NFL players. I mean, you could have had Maurice Clare, Jim trestle, and they picked the Louisville basketball fan. Explain that one to me Paul. Why don't you challenge him? There's a lot of things that happened where I worked. And I can't explain, but I tend to agree with you on that. I thought it was a pretty terrible pick. That was the worst dick. And you just let him try to justify it. By the way, Jeff, I was not, I was in Fayetteville with a drunk John Daly, so I didn't see it live. Yeah, just be glad you didn't. I had to go out and spray weeds that was so bad. I mean, I've never seen, I mean, a lot of people didn't understand that you come to the most popular site for game day, and that's what we end up. What's that guy? Do you know what they're basically saying goodbye to game day since they probably won't be there too many more times in the future? Yeah, I thought they'd come up with a splash and get somebody like LeBron who was there. Well, I'm sure if LeBron LeBron was there, wasn't he? I don't know why he could who knows. Doctor marquina will join us in a few minutes, bring some decorum back to the show. Thank you for listening to the Paul fine bomb show podcast, the Paul fine bomb show airs weekdays on the SEC network beginning at three eastern.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

06:57 min | 3 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"I grew up in Georgia. I've always been a bulls fan. And there's no shot to my hawks. And I've always what it was time to watch college basketball. I didn't turn on the Georgia. I turned on Kentucky basketball. Because it's a basketball school. Thank you for taking my call. Have a great one. Thank you very much. Handsome Joe is up next. And you know what? Kentucky, used to be a basketball school. They are a football school now. This is kind of unprecedented. How do you got coaches? You know, more students, I mean, a lot more to do, but it's calipers are one that's done with this out there, because he's trying to throw in neglect off a Kentucky is so poor. They have been good years and I wouldn't say flip flop this past year. Quite frankly, Arkansas invoke better than them. You know, but they're football program is better than their basketball team. But there are two more things I want to make. Hey, I see this life money when I count in Kevin Harvick got two races in a row. He won yesterday. Did he really? Did you know that? Kevin Harvick has won two that's after not having one for 65 races. We're at 65 races and then they just went back to back and I don't know if you heard his saying and by the way he did I did get with him this well I didn't say Chad. He just pretty much liked me for being a fan this morning. But you know what? Where did he thank you for being a fan? He just sent me Paul, he listened to the show. Kent no, Kevin Hart. I know this show from Howard. He loves football. He loves football. He does. He's not necessarily the AC. But yeah, he does listen to this. Kevin Harvick, the country singer. He does. You got plans. You got congressman at listening to this show. I mean, you got plans all over the world. Listen to this show. But I've been on campus Harvard fan for a while. He's actually sent me a couple of things in the mail through the past few years. But Kevin Hart is not a southerner. No, he's actually from California. Yeah. So where does he know about football? Well, I mean tight. He's looking from afar argument. Listen, I'd love to meet Kevin. You want to meet Kevin Harvick? Sure. Yeah, can you handle it? Can you introduce us one day, Joe? Yeah, I'll tell him. And Joe, you know, Nolan. You know, back in the day, I covered NASCAR. I know, I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't know Kevin. You know, it ain't like we missed each other. Here's the deal because if you knew him considering he's won two weeks in a row, I was going to ask him for a hundred bucks. You know what? That's what I should have said this morning. I should have asked for the guys one, two NASCAR racers in a row. The guy's the guy swimming in dollar bills right now. And I may not vote his hands about his T-shirt. I'm gonna hit at least open a couple of bucks back. So, okay, Joe, so give me your NASCAR history for a second. I mean, were you always were you always a Kevin Harvick fan? I was a Dale Earnhardt. I was Bernhard. Now I never saw that one coming. The intimidating that mentioned the death back in 2009, I know 2007. I was actually in the newspaper every week in the times dating in Florence, Alabama. I was one of three panelists at your NASCAR questions each week. And I've got to go to a few races that year. They include that. Do you know that you said Dale junior or Dale senior? They'll say, well, I've actually met Dale junior the junior, I never met Salem. Now, do you know I don't know if I've told this story one day, many years ago, obviously a long time ago because Dale's been gone, but Dale senior, about two years before he died, was in town. He was at Talladega. He came into Birmingham, and he came by our radio station and spent about an hour with us. And I will tell you, Joe, one of the coolest jobs in interviewed him in groups, I'd never been around him personally. He came up, kicked his feet up with those boots and one of the cooler guys I've met in the industry. That's got to be Alison right there. I've actually talked to Dell junior it was probably Dale junior versus your show. Well, if you just heard what I said, he's probably not listening anymore. I was kidding, junior. It didn't mean anything. But. I met all those guys in the 80s when I covered NASCAR. And he's one of the most low key unassuming major celebrities, and I'm talking about mega celebrities I've ever met. He's old school. He raced when you had to win a race to have supper on the table. I mean, he was driven. I mean, that's worse. And neo junior, you know, he kind of had things. Like Mark Steve said the other day, but I knew all I knew that that whole Alabama gang, I used to go out to be IR on Friday night. I did it all. Not for long, but I did it. Oh, Alabama game kick butt. They did. Allison Bobby, daisy, hey, everybody. He may have been the best of the group. I think he would, but I've had that he does. I did. I said that was at the time, Joe, when Davey died, I wrote this on a newspaper article, I was still writing back then. I wrote it was the saddest day in Alabama since Bear Bryant died. I mean, that's how that's how big a deal that thing was. It was. You're absolutely great followed. It was. We're up against a break, but NASCAR live continues right after this. You were listening to the Paul fine bomb show podcast. And we're back in Rucker is in Georgia. Hello Rucker. Hey Paul, how you doing, man? Rucker, we're doing great.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

04:58 min | 5 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"To start with. But I don't want to talk about this by all the power. Peter, the World Series. Hey, I'm pulling for old miss rebels to do I'm pulling for them to take Oklahoma out. I know it's uphill challenge. Because they've had to play extra gay and Oklahoma just they've got their ass, but hey, I just won't know. Everybody know I'm pulling for the rail to pull this out in the main thing. Get these World Series over with and we can start focusing on college football. You already know who's going to be ranked number one. So you know why I'm ready to get on Patrick's baseball to football. All right, listen, man. If I had will Anderson on my defensive front and I had the Heisman Trophy winner Bryce young coming back, I'd sure as hell be ready to talk a little college football. But you can still do both of them. Right, right. They pants is what I'm thinking more about Alabama this year. That defense. I think the defense may outdo offense, which has been a while since they've done that. But they made it because you know good as I do that Georgia. That's how they won it last year because of their defense was so good. I mean, it was hard for anybody to even cross the end zone on that. And so I'm hoping we resemble that defense at Georgia hat. But Peter, I'll just come in a few minutes ago when I saw you on there and I had to call talk to you because you're my second best to fall time bomb right there. That's a hell of a hell of a compliment, man. A compliment, my friend. So continue having a handsome weekend there, all right, Jeff. Thank you. You have a good brother. All right, buddy. See ya. Handsome Joe. Uh oh. Handsome gem is back here on the show. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And you know I am handsome. I hate to admit it, but I don't hate him. I've been handing all my life. And I'm proud of it. I'm happy. Girls love me. I love the girls. Here's the thing, Peter. I'm a straighten out the kid if you listen. You know, you have all people know. This whole guy has been trashing me every time he calls the show. He's ridden my coattails with lies and crap, like he's lied about me, but he's trashed me am I right or not, but I want you to admit the truth. Jim, I admit that watching two people snipe at each other is oddly entertaining. Who spotted the snipe in Peter? I never started this with him. He started with me years ago. He's jealous of me, but tell the truth, Peter, you know, you know the story. You know the history, you know the deal. Let's be honest, be up front. Jim, the thing is, you gotta realize, I parachuted into this show like around 20 years. Well, you've heard it. You've heard enough of it the last 5 or 6 years to know about that guy. He calls every time he calls you, he makes some he asked to remark about me some dirty negative line, is that not right? I think you may be correct there. Yeah? Maybe correct. Well, I am correct, but Peter, I mean the deal is this. I respond, I react to evil people coming after me for no reason. They're jealous, but I respond, I'm a reactor. Yeah, you're right. It'd be better if I was nice and let it go. But you know, I do that a lot of times, but you know you get tired of letting old scumbags like that guy attack me verbally like he's done for about 15 years. That's the facts, Peter, Peyton, I hope you go first and to understand what I'm talking about. I don't say it's right. I admit I probably should not do it, but I can't help it sometimes because I can't stand line scumbags or attack other people. You know, people like him, they make their life of writing people's coattails with a better than them. And I am better than him. I hope you know that. Jim have a good, safe weekend, my friend. I'm trying, Peter, you too. Thank you, sir. Hi, man. Are you here? Yes, Peter burns, Pete burns, Peter burns. I'll tell you what. What is Jim come in always crying and whining? You know what? If he was about to wine, he might be worth $2 and 50 cents. I mean, we're talking about 50 years of sitting there stewing, sitting on that chef collecting dust. And he's gonna pour fingers, and then he's gonna call out some young child out in Florida. I mean, what kind of imbecile is that guy? Is he a role model? Hell no, he ain't no romance. You know what? 'cause there ain't no road for a mode, you have a great weekend. Just run the commercial break. I have nothing to add. It's the Paul fine bomb show. Thank you for listening to the Paul fine bomb show podcast. The Paul fine bomb show airs weekdays on the SEC network beginning at three eastern..

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

04:04 min | 6 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Banking reimagined. What's in your wallet? Terms apply, see Capital One dot com slash bank, Capital One NA, member FDIC. Good to see you. I was a little show y'all day last year. I hope to stay in the game this year. But look, I was just going to say, you know, it's furrier said the same thing that I'm thinking. And he said that, you know, saving it say nothing that everybody else has not been saying. It's all over the world. It's all over the Google news fee that takes us AMM, Walter players, and that Jackson to say, got that guy with money, money, talk, bullcrap, Walt, and my brother is a police officer. He had to go into a trial. It was a murder trial. So he had to go in there with other police officers and they stay cool. And depend as well year was from a and M and he said something about that during the during this little crazy thing and the judge says, well, you're not going to buy this case like y'all bought your recruit. So one of the things you wanted. And you know, I want to hang out with lists of y'all think. Well, hey, hey. Listen, apparently I did not know where that was going. Someplace more wonderful than I had imagined because apparently Texas a and M is making it into the legal record, I bet we can find this, by the way, if a judge actually said it. Somebody get on that. Hopefully it is of public record in the United States court system. The Paul fine but I'm sure you never know what you're going to get when you get a color. How about handsome Joe? I like that name. Handsome Joe. You're on Paul fine bomb show. And I can tell you this. I've been riding around in the country and first time I've ever seen a big humongous snapping turtle right in the middle of the road, but I do want to say this. Hey, I love watch out saying today. I love it, but I do want to bring in a Po sign bomb that crazy color into this right here. Because there's two things I want to mention. Number one, Jimbo Fisher can go suck a dirty sock. I mean a dirty sweaty stock. And augie and Louisiana, he can suck a dirty sock and put a little bit of that Louisiana hot sauce on it. You know, because that's what they like. And augie is nothing but full of crap. That's how he is, he's full of crap. But I do want to ask you this out here. Is it not true that Jimbo Fisher is nothing but a little bitty whiny baby. That's all he sounds like his little whiny baby because there's no way nobody's going to go play at this what he calls a powerhouse. They're not a powerhouse. They never have been. They will in one game against Alabama last year. And you know what? They're going to be as far as I'm concerned. They lost four games. They cowered out of the play out of the bowl game. They was just coward on it. There was nothing but a coward on it. But hey, then I will leave you with this. I love you boys, but I want to get your reaction on this dot here. Is it not true that Jim Bo Fischer is one of the most winning babies that's ever been in college football? It's hard to use well, handsome Joe. So I learned a couple of things today. One, I'm going to go ahead and invoke the legal defense and say, I plead the 5th to that question. I do not want to incriminate myself. Second, red bay Alabama. They got a big snapping turtle. It's in the middle of the road. Somebody needs to go clear it out. Handsome Joe might want to get on that. He cut a promo. Like cut a dang promo. Take us to break. We'll be back on the Paul 5 mom show. There will be more calls. We got to get as many as we can before we get out of here. We're only going to get a chance to do this once. If you've been paying attention to the last three and a half hours. You were listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. We have a tweet from Justin Thomas. I understand he's a very successful professional golfer. Do you do anything this.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

03:31 min | 8 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"I almost asked him because I can just imagine a guy like you having to watch Kirby smart as the national champion. I just have a little bamboo sticks shell done in my fingernails and look at her. I can't stand. I can't stand a little pose. I mean, God bless you, man. Easter timing. Yeah, absolutely. But JK, now I'm not going to waste too much time on him, Paul. Because I mean, he's done with chicken butt nuggets. I mean, he's not even worth the time. I mean, he's never going to be my rap. And with Alabama, if Miami ever gets on the field with us again, we will go prison yard on them. And he called ACC networked as when are you going to talk about Miami hurricane? ACC team. And not even the best team in the ACC. Why don't I talk about him? I laugh at him. I joke about it. I mean, because that's how they are as a joke, Paul. I mean, the only thing that got Miami. I mean, I got a big shot, you know, you used to have a girlfriend down to Miami. She was pretty hot Cuban cheek. And on the day when I used to go down to Miami, you know, pretty much every week. At that time, and she got made at me over political reasons. The only date only girl I ever broke up on the political reason. But I don't have anything for Miami hurricanes. I mean, so what did they say won't just talk about them? We will. We'll talk about how they are. That much big losers they are. So JK, man my haters want to talk about Miami hurricanes. Hey, I'll be happy to abide you. Look out, you know what? Here's little team sucked out. They suck. They so good to have heaven and God forgive me. I know you got some heart bishop. But God bless the Miami hurricanes. I mean, God bless them. Lord knows they ain't got a date. I don't know what you're good at, Paul. They're Cadillac Texas a and M ain't good at no. I'm in their good at this. And did you hear about ty Simpson got an IO deal? Hadn't heard that. Makeup quarterback in Alabama. So next Ivan's coming after y'all take to say Annie and Texas LongHorn y'all get ready to kill his own money. Hey, we're making to do it because I mean, we got players at 80 things to play this year. That's already getting an aisle. And the ones that I mean, they're going pro. They're going broke. I mean, George, I have one year where we got a bunch of players going bro way to this every year. I mean, wake up through this every year. We lose players. We're talking to loses many this year, we have a year fast. They go out. What we've done last year is probably Nick Saban's best coaching job he's ever done because we did not have the best team last year. Handsome Joe, one last time before we hang up. What were you thinking about when you saw Kirby smart on your screen? Paul, I'll be honest, I was given the number one sound. And I thought about chicken crap..

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

01:40 min | 8 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Okay. And you know what? I made me some sun made raisins right now. You know, and just so yeah, no, it's good. They just feel raisins every day. That's what I hear. And it's good to eat. I also did a cheeseburger and a pizza every day. Now, let me ask you, Joe. We got good Friday today. Pass over. I don't know if you're having a satyr tonight or not. What about Sunday? What do you eat on Easter Sunday? I just pretty much same days every day. I mean, we used to, when I was growing up, we used to have a big, you know, thanks, I mean, not Thanksgiving. But. For Easter. Ham? Yeah, yeah, that's all. The great grandkids and great grandkids that's all they want is ham and chicken fingers. Right. I like turkey and we're starting to Thanksgiving. But deviled eggs, of course. Dresden, you know, cranberry, I don't like cranberry sauce, so I'm never ate that. Everything cranberries. Thanksgiving, that's a Thanksgiving deal, not an Easter deal. Well, I mean, you got to eat something for Easter. I mean, you know, we could. By the way, all right. Handsome Joe, did you happen to see Kirby smart when he was here a few minutes ago? I did follow, but you know what? Man, I just don't get slapped in the face, but then look at Kirby. And.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

08:02 min | 8 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Welcome back here on a Friday afternoon and you guys ready for this guy? Ready? Handsome Joe from red day. Yeah. I'm actually having a pretty good day. Went to Walmart got mold, James. Went and got me some drinks and kicking and grays and piggy wiggly. And finally made it on. But that's the stuff that you might not know, Paul. But when I have these late days, I record your show and I watch every minute of it in 18. You do. So I do. I do. Watch every minute of it. And you know what? It's been good because you've had a lot of colors Colin in with some good things about this and I don't think and which I think it's long past due for these college athletes to make put some money in their pockets. I mean it is. I just caused their scholarship athletes. Hey, there's people that go to college academic and they can still get a job and make money. I mean, it's just, but if you play football or basketball, you can't make no money, that don't even make sense, though. I mean, what they're doing, college, you can't afford to go get a piece of pizza. And my head just, you know, that just mount painting on that ball. But you know what? I watched the video. I don't know if you seen it, but I may have put out where he's gambling on the guitar. I have not seen the video yet. Tell us more about it. I mean, it's like almost a minute long. And he's just, you know, I know he played drone, but I didn't know he played a guitar. He usually, if you're in a band, you could probably, I mean, I would think I would think percussion would be more difficult than the guitar. Oh, idiot. It is, 'cause, you know, I'll pick a Madeleine sometime. Well, I did tell I broke it. But and the piano, you know, I think I was a little bit. Can you play any of Beethoven's sonatas on a piano? It's difficult, Paul. I'll be honest. I've been teaching myself. And when you teach yourself, it's kind of hard. Joe, I have to ask you a question, because, you know, Mark QB act, don't you Yankee that runs this show? Oh, yeah, yeah. Mark scoop. Well, he's from Rochester, New York, and he asked me, he said, did he say, guitar? Of course, anybody in the south knows it's a guitar. Yeah, it's guitar. Randy plays Lee, and I play steel guitar. Guitar. That's a country over in the Mideast, isn't it? Yeah, that's what I play in in. Yeah, life plays a guitar. In India, we'll play the guitar here. Yeah. I mean, there's a big difference. The guitar. You think anybody you think back in the day, somebody walked up to back in the early 70s, somebody walked up to Ronnie Van Zandt, saying, who is your guitar player, mister van Sant? Never been to Indy. Yeah. You know, I want to get into what you've got on the guitar. That comes with a guitar guitar. So Joe, what's on tap of the weekend now that it has arrived, hey, I got big plan just like you. Shoot. Well, first thing I'm gonna do in the morning, as soon as I get up, I'm going fishing. Fishing. And a friend of mine reminded me that Benson that we got coffee in this area too. Crappy. Oh, yeah, I remember crappy. Is that how I learned to speak? My dad used to take me. I've had a crappy week. And you know, but I'm fishing for catfish tomorrow. You got to play him, Paul. Final question here, because when you're fishing, when you're fishing for croppy, what do you put? How do you bait it? I just get out there. With my guitar and put those minutes on the hook. But the main element. And I'm having myself a weekend. Thanks for the call. Appreciate it. Kevin is in North Carolina. Hello, Kevin. Kevin. I'm telling you, I missed your calling. You should have been a comic in the catskills in the summertime. This has got to be the funniest damn show I've heard in a while. I'm still laughing from the, by the way, I may be I'm opening for Buddy Hackett at gross singers on Friday night. Well, catskills. Yeah, at least you know where they were, brother. I know the drill. I had parents from New York, but so anyway, I'm still just going to finish laughing on the boy scout thing. What did you call that? What kind of meadow would I get? I don't know what I said. Wasn't that I was in the cubs guys? What is a Pueblo? I'm sorry. I knew I got that. I mean, we're going back a few years. I mean, I knew I had that web a little badge. Well, okay. That wasn't in there. I don't know where I was in. I was a street kid, I guess, but anyway. By the way, I didn't stay long. I got your meat. Yeah, they couldn't get me into that uni. But anyway, just to clarify for that, Texas a and M gentlemen, you know, you had Jackie sherrill on here four or 5 months ago. And I think he explained it to us when you talk about, do you say in that Texas that all money that they found out there a 120, 30 years ago in West Texas. Right. That money is tax taxed in the state. You're right. And two thirds of that money goes to the University of Texas. One third goes to Texas a and M, obviously no private school in Texas gets a dime, nor do Texas tech or Houston or any of the other public schools, Texas, El Paso, they don't get a dime. So that's the money, okay? That you were talking about that he never fessed up to. Played dumb like a fox on you. But anyway, I think everybody out there knows that. But curious a way outside the box thing here. You know, this transfer Porter and the NIL, my man, nobody that you interviewed can really give nobody knows what they're talking about because it's so new and it's so crazy and it can go in so many different directions, obviously. But just a way outside the box trying to reverse engineer this. What if the Ivy League decides to go big time college football? I remember the eye relief. They won most of the national championships between 1891 college football started in the 1930. Michigan won one. By the way, I think I know where you're going. I don't think they will for this reason because I don't think the alumni of those schools care. We heard John bacon a couple of hours ago. Say that Michigan alum are not certain they want to give money to collectibles, supporting athletics. You have to understand it's a different mindset at certain places. The Ivy League being among them..

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

06:14 min | 8 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Favorite pleasure, good afternoon. We've made it to Thursday, a lot happening. The NIT final tonight. We talked to buzz yesterday we will be interested in that, the women begin tomorrow night and the men on Saturday will cover it all for you right here. Let's get going. With some headlines and, oh, snubbed. Come on. We talked to bugs Williams last night. He's sound like he's in a pretty good mood, but he's also pretty determined to let everyone know that, yes, they are going to win the NIT and let everyone chew on that one. How about that? Do you remember who won the NIT last year? We'll tell you who won the NRT about 5 hours from now. Let's get going here with some more headlines and before we get too deep into the program and Alabama are they ready or not? Unleash the best pass rush. Well, when you have the best player in football, it doesn't hurt your pass rush Anderson Turner toe to toe. That's a lot of sacks. Beware if you're a quarterback on the other side of the ball. How about a new rivalry? Tennessee football. On this, did I read that correctly? What's all that about? Oh yeah, lane kiffin. I keep forgetting he remember he tossed out the golf ball the other night and his almost promptly lost three straight to Tennessee. Are we going to see Tennessee and all this? Notre-Dame LSU, Oklahoma, southern Cal, Miami, and Ohio State. Those are rivalries from yesteryear. We're not probably not going to see too many of those because when the SEC expands with Oklahoma and Texas, I don't think Tennessee will miss is going to be one of the games that we see. But the plan, it has not been worked out yet, should be that we see every team sees the other. We'll see every team within two years. That's the working plan as we speak, much more on that. Later on, as we get through the spring, but right now, let's tell you what we're going to do today. Andy Staples. He's on top of everything, Matt, hibbs, with the classic city collective. That's a word you better get used to hearing. Jordan Reed from ESPN. How rains, executive editor, The New York Times, he's from Alabama, we'll talk about a very incredible moment that he played a role in more than 40 years ago and Andrea will join us from Minneapolis. The site of the women's final four. Somebody tweeted this out. Two best coaches in the state of Mississippi. Dion and Michael H. Yeah, Mike Lee right now is zero and two against lane kiffin, who had a little bit to say about that. Nick bol trophy. I mean, nothing against Mike leech, but how do you, how do you rank Mike leech ahead of lane kiffin, who has had his number the last two years. Now, Dion, that's another story. After all, he's got a lot of experience. We are going to begin your phone calls right now at 855-242-7285. Is that am I reading that correctly? Vic calling from Austria, where it's probably what? 8 O four, is that right? It's 9 O four. 9 O four. Okay, I got my Australia. Austria standard time wrong. Where are you in Austria? In Vienna. My grandmother was from Austria. But not from Vienna. So tell us what's going on there in Vienna. Well, before I get to my question, I just want to invite handsome Joe to Vienna. And if you'll bring me some vine sausage and saltine crackers, I'll take him to some fine art museums. Yeah, you know, there's so much culture in Vienna from classical music to art. I don't know. I'm something tells me that handsome Joe is probably not interested in going to where Beethoven wrote some of his greatest works. Would you agree? Well, it'd be nice to hear him report from like the porcelain collection at the CC museum. I hope so. Okay, hi, Paul. I remember the very first call from your Louisiana process server. And it was a good call. And while I don't want to plagiarize his format for fear, he'll retain a real lawyer, I'd like to borrow from his format and ask 5 questions that require one answer. Okay. Number one, not according to the number on the paycheck, but according to the value to his organization, who is more underpaid, Sabin or sankey. Good question. Are you asking me to go to number two? Okay, I'm going to say underpaid would be sankey. Number two in 15 years will Vanderbilt be in the SEC. Yes. You won't tell Jeremy foley up as the gold standard, but given the state of facilities when he left and the millions paid to fire coaches, do you still consider him one of the best? No, I do not. Do you think low and mid level schools that have zero chance of ever playing in the playoff will break away and form their own league, which adheres to the old scholarship only format. Vic, yes, I do. The number 5 if Jim hadn't heard his shoulder in junior high school some 65 years ago, what archbishop merino still be in Birmingham and.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

06:30 min | 9 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"I mean, especially on this show and I talk to them personally. I know you know football. Basketball sports in general. So I will say this, it is well deserved, but later, if you go against me, brother, it'll be a match for it'll be a mess that people have never seen. But you do deserve this brother and congratulations, but I'm coming for you. I'm coming, brother. So I just saved me now. See the friends go after each other. Remember, I grew up watching wrestling like you did, Randy. And there was this tag team still remembered I was about 8 years old and then they had a falling out and then they had to fight and that really bugged me. Yeah, it was before that. But and now you've got the possibility of K dub and legend. I mean, for those who don't know the history of this show and there should be a book out any day now on this. They were members of, let's say, SOS, sons of Sabin. They formed a group after Nick Saban got the job at Alabama, and that's how I met these guys. Went out to lunch one day, pat Smith, who we had on a few weeks ago who helped to create this show. We all went out with legend and K dub and I can't remember who else, but I know this guy was not there, but he would have been he would have had a good time. Had he been there. Handsome Joe was on the air. And you know what? I've got to agree with K dub. To me, he would have been my second place that he would have been. And I think he got robbed. But I want to congratulate legend black hat east coast kiss the rings. Hey, well deserved well deserved power. And he has started something that's going to match kitchen wildfire right now. No legend regime. You know, right now I'm just a little private in the army, but I hope to become a general one day. I mean, legend already knows I'll pop band. I mean, you've heard made a phone call. I mean, I'll fight my own battle. So hey, but anyway, congratulations, but the man Larry called him. When I lost it, you hear me, crying. No. I wouldn't cry. I thought both Larry and Jim sounded kind of kind of whiny there, didn't they? They said in the real one. I mean, they're just, I mean, what are they expect, Paul? But I mean, you're talking about two people that think they're the best man ever, God ever created. And hey, the people spoke, the people spoke. And, you know, they're just not here. And so one of those Alabama fans, and while Larry ever started hating me, I still have no idea on that one. But Jim, I mean, he's just a agent of mohr, Paul. I mean, that's all he's ever going to be. And he's going to win. He's going to win a baby wine. I got put out before he didn't. I'm not sitting here. No, absolutely not. I mean, I think it was a good fire contestant. Hey, let the people vote. Let the people vote. I mean, you can sit there and tell yourself, but yeah, it was a good contest. Well, I've never got screwed right there just a little bit. I mean, I think he may have did. I think he did. But you know, we got a conflict. We have to admit it. I mean, augie was our counsel. Augie was not only the show council, but he was in charge of the vote count. So there could have been something that happened there. There could have been, but I don't even want to mention his name in the morning. I'll give garbage to me. What do you mean by that? That's all he's ever going to be, Paul. And you know, it's all the obvious so full of crap up here or took a crappy disappear. I mean, he just, he comes in here with these little, you know how long you want to be. You know, back up paralegal. They'll come with these little subtle things like, oh, you know what? Joe's parents dropped him off. They got charged with later. I'm a little crap like this, though. That's not even a man. And about being a man. And I heard him say this yesterday about Larry and Missouri. Now I learn. I've always liked him. He's one of the main reasons I am starting out on your show. And they said, and I've heard it from other people's sense that he's been talking about me on Twitter. Well, he bought me on Twitter, door. He's talking to everybody else, but he's not going to tell me to my face. What he got to say. And what do you call a man like that, Paul? That's a coward. So I know what lane Missouri no more. And if they gonna block me and he's gonna get on Twitter, say all this. Larry was on Twitter. I have some suspicion about that. Handsome Joe. I'll let you mention the question. I've always felt like somebody was doing that account in pinning it online. Well, I'm talking about learning Missouri. Oh, Larry Missouri oh, I'm sorry. Missouri. He's real. I can attest to that. Well, he blocked me and what I hear he's been trashing me. And you know, when you try everybody else, you brought, I can't hear, that's a kind of tweet from him. We would put it on the screen except we'd all get fired. Well, I mean, why does it block me and then talk about me? I mean, that's a coward, Paul. And I always thought good him. And there's nothing I've ever done to him personally decided when I talked about Kyler Murray. But I can't. I'm not kidding. I'm saying exactly what he said on Twitter because it's too inflammatory, but he did. He did end his tweet by saying hashtag inbred. Well, I'll tell you what. This is hashtag. Don't kiss the ring, kiss the middle finger. Hashtag kiss the middle finger, lay Missouri. Be a man, be 21. Tell me to my face. Don't put it all on Twitter. Tell me to my face..

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

06:04 min | 9 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"That's banking reimagined. What's in your wallet? Terms apply, see Capital One dot com slash bank, Capital One NA Okay, we are back. And let's crank this thing up. Handsome. Handsome Joe. Never disappoints. I've been listening. I've been out of pocket. I've been well I was driving. That's reason I couldn't call him, but I was driving. And I had things I had to go see my doctor. How are you? How is your health? Well, I can tell you this, well, that's the thing with my brain is benign. I know what benign means now. It's benign. So I got a good report. Well, that is fantastic. They always talk about all the different things in life, but your health is pretty important. Don't forget that. But MRIs and I'll show no difference in everything is still good. So they did a scan of your brain. Is that right? They had to do it twice, 'cause they didn't pick up the first time. I mean, well, I'll tell you what. That's what they told me. I had that happen to me about ten years ago. I won't go through the store. They thought something terrible was going on. And if you ever, if you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just go down to the hospital and wait and put the gown on and sit there with all the other people going through brain scans. The stories that I've heard that day, I mean, I was feeling sorry for myself because I thought maybe it was over. They were obviously checking something pretty serious in my head. And man, I just said, some guy was talking to me. I said, what are you here for? I mean, this guy had more things wrong with him. And I said, he said, what are you doing here? Just passing through. Had a gallon and an IV, but I was just passing through, buddy. I'm glad to hear that news, Joe. It's a good report. And what you just said is the truth because I have to walk with the lamp because of my damage to my right foot. Right. Which that's another story, but I saw a guy in wheelchair, didn't even have legs. No. No, it is. I feel sorry for yourself. Belabor the point, but it is one of those times in your life when you realize how fortunate you are, no matter what, no matter what you're going through, and you're not down there because you're healthy. There's a reason for it. That's true. That's true. And this just smack all day is more serious than normal because the tone adds that I know there was a lot of tornadoes that I understand there was a dance or two down in new on it. Right. There was. And but there's people like in Alabama, Mississippi, Florida even. That came home didn't even have a house to come home to. And out of that, that was driving in my pickup truck. If I got home and it wouldn't even there. I mean, I've got so much to be blessed for. I do. And to date, this is something else. I didn't mention this, but three weeks ago today, my daddy lost it they buried his youngest brother, which my daddy told me the story that my daddy's youngest brother is 20 years younger than him. And the day he was born at the day, my daddy went to Paris. In the marines, boot camp. Right. But a drunk driver run over my uncle. And pretty much broke every bone in his body. And we buried him three weeks ago to date. And don't get me wrong. I'm not saying my uncle in that year. So it ain't like I was real close to him, but it's just to say this, if you're going to drink at home, don't get on the road. And that's why I'm saying today's call is more serious than because of tornadoes and I've got a good friend that lost his home. And he still got his family, though. And this was down in south Mississippi. And so, you know, this is kind of one of my unusual goals, I guess, but I've got a good reported by doctor today and today I'm just thankful for what I have. And so, but anyway, don't drink. If you go after the club, which I don't do no more, I don't do none of that. But get your account. Because the consequences like the person that hit my uncle didn't kill him. So you know, he's got probably some time waiting ahead of him plus a lifetime of regret in what he just did. And so, you know, I'm just, so today I'm just grateful, Paul. I'm grateful because I was worried about my doctor Bolton today. I was so worried because my head accidents have been increased. It has been and it's like a migraine. It is like a migraine, but it's not 24 hours a day and so I've been really concerned, but I did get a good report today. And I've got medication for that to help the pain. Today, I'm just grateful because I've seen people that wouldn't have fortunate as I am. And I say no. I say one woman in particular that got very bad news while I was there. And I know because she told me, she got very bad. But hey, you know, we might fall in joke about each other and.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

02:09 min | 9 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"We are a long way from being done tonight and let's go next to legend. Hello legend. Jones fine, bob. What's up, brother? We are doing great legend. Good to hear from you. Man, I was just walking to prison y'all with handsome Joe. I heard you was coming in the gate, so I thought. They finally got me on tax evasion. It's gonna get you sooner and later. Jim says he was a scoundrel. Well, I made a mistake. He recommended a CPA. I didn't realize the guy didn't have a license. Yeah, you can't trust him. I want Jim to know Jesus loves you, dude. It's just the rest of us I can't stand you. Hey, Paul got a new name. Let's hear it. You know what it is? DJ pimp. That's where my boy DJ tip who I have heard of. My name is GDT. Hey Paul, I want to pimp slap a couple folks about could right quick and I'll get out of your way. No, you take your time. I don't think I've I think I've only prison shanked one person all day. That guy from talking about how the SEC was overrated. Well, you're going to lose your route. You better eat better get the shank at some folks. You guys shake somebody's folks in your career, you like me, you got to watch every time you turn the car basically nobody looking at you. True. But the first person that DJ what's up? Pimp slap this buzz Williams. That's right. Buzzword. What do you make? Conspiracy against it. You lost that straight game. I agree, you should have.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

07:13 min | 10 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Monday afternoon and what an afternoon, this has been. It is president state, whether my imagination was literally nobody working today. I mean, everywhere I went, there were people. Including here, I haven't seen the parking lot, this desolate since the last blizzard. Let's check out a man who I'm sure worked today because he's a hardworking man who helped support this country and makes it what is great. The one and only who do you think is on the line? Handsome Joe. Rose rope. I do the best I can to make a little thing in this town, you know, click. I mean, we click in this town. But I've got major half but I do want to make right now. And I'm picking up my mouth is right for Donna. And I'll be on the top. I don't really know if that was my head out there just wondering, can't get it. You know, help me help me with this because, you know, maybe I'm just too old fashioned, you know, grew up in a different era, even though I'm not that much older than Donna. But didn't you think Donna was a little fast for us southern boys? You better blaze it, Paul. You better believe it. Don't ever. The real smart. So the most, I ain't going follow for a hoochie Koji jazz Bill. And I mean, I would have, at my poor mother was alive and she had heard that woman talking to me, she would have cringed. Well, I mean, if you know, I wouldn't smoke it, but I wouldn't even let her eat onion ring if I were to, you know, that older onion ring. There's no way. The only thing that I'm bothered by a week ago was Valentine's Day. And you were at this very moment putting some steaks on the grill for your paramour, and. The George Foreman. Is that not a grill? It's your foreman. It's and or grill. And Leonard getting all, you know, we're getting home pretty good. Oh, you're back. You're back with her? I'm back with her. Did she know that Donna made a run at you? Well, jeez, she kind of asked me why I threw my hat right. And she said, well, I'm right here. And I'm like, you know, I just didn't want her to have. You know, I was gonna give her a blind date. I was gonna just set up the date, don't even show up. If Larry has a date with this girl, I want dibs on that life insurance policy because. He couldn't survive a verbal encounter with his next door neighbor. You think he's gonna survive her? No, no. He wants to organ scrap and fight and all this. And I got a name for Larry too. When he ate when he insults my looks and said that I'm ugly. And I got a big nose. Well, I got a new flag for Larry. It ain't the only thing big Jack. And my nose, it might be big. Okay. Okay. So your question, Joe, is this? I don't know if you heard Jim the other night. He said this show has an evil spirit about it. You're a good religious man. I mean, do you think it does? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not heard that part and hey over be ashamed of yourself. He should be ashamed of his self or even coming up because let me tell you this all. Even Satan knows the Bible. And Satan, they evil people that they possess. They all come in here and use the Bible on something because they don't know sports. And he can't get a woman. And so he's going to just those scriptures up because some people that actually as Christians and know the scripture and tell him, hey, if I want to place you serving I ain't going to jail. I'm not going to Jim. Hey, he's a demon, Paul. He's got a demon living inside his cell. And what do you need to play for actors? Joe, once you get that demon inside your soul, how do you expurgate it? Well, you get a couple of breaks and you thought I would be watered on him and smack him a couple times. You have to. You know, he has made that name out early. Butt kicking machine for about 5 hours. And he made his exercise. He needs a whole he don't just need holy water though that he needs a whole bathtub full of I mean because there is no doubt in my mind for that he definitely got the demon living inside of him. He does. And you know what, Joe, if he does have the demon, I think what we should do is try to help him get that demon out because we shouldn't, you should never turn your back on someone, whether he's friend or foe when he has that demon spirit within him. That's true. It might be hazel and it needs a jazz and bail. That he needs that he needs that because, I mean, I don't think that would solve anything other than a temporary problem. It might be medication, you know, an actor says when medication. You know, I had to, I think a flat out exorcism. Have you ever been to one of those? I mean, I've seen the movie. That's as close as I've ever heard. I have been the one. I've been actresses and Paul. It works. I had a girl, girlfriend, and she heard her daughter's treatment. Went in the room and her daughter was held up against walled up to the scene. And that's what it took to get this statement out of this house. Who was holding me? I'm telling the truth. I mean, no kidding. Which they even house is, you know, which goes up. Thank you, Joe. Okay, this is a tweet from John talti who was here a minute ago. It's too bad that John now he'll be better known for the bar that is Sabin book. So this is basically he's essentially saying the bar cart that we showed a minute ago isn't even his best stuff. Nice. Collage Craig, maker smart? Yeah. I mean, maker's Mark sounds good to me, doesn't it? Yes. That's a good, that's a good, that's a bourbon, right? Yes. Maker's mark's good. I mean, we're not, we're not hoity toity when it comes to liquor on this show. We're taking a break, back with much more. You were listening to the Paul fine bomb show podcast. Late on Monday afternoon, presidents day and pat is in Georgia, helipad. Hey, Paul. Okay, John talti, behind him and to his left second chef,.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

03:36 min | 10 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Handsome Joe. I mean, that was handsome Joe. I will say in full disclosure, I would look down there and see Joe from rugby and I used to groan. And now I don't think there is a more anticipated caller on this show. Now this changes. This is nothing for me. Here's the risk. I agree with you. The whole originality with the whole denture thing with Charles and Jim. Stephen, you've come up with quite a list. So you know what? My goal is for all the ones outside of the top 5. Try to work your way up into my top 5. You know what? George now. I mean, there are some people on this show who think because they once were number one, they're still number one, but you have come up with a fantastic list. So let me go to one of those people who made your list. He may be slipping a little bit, but he's still there barely Larry from Shelby is up next. No, number one collared, Joe Hanson. Man, you can't make. You gotta know what better car. And he talks like he's having a mouthful of larval Jesus Christ. What I call was important stuff. Let's get to her. Yeah, I won't. Nothing about my date being 69. 39, but I will. Just, well, of course, everyone knows why I use that number. Okay. Well, I'm gonna go with. I'll tell you anyone from 22 years out of 59. Okay, Larry. Not to make you give your age because some people don't like to do that, but you're over 69, aren't you? Yes, okay. Why are you? Why are you being aged specific here? What's wrong with a nice lady in her 60s? You said Larry, but I'm asking you a specific question. Man, that'd be winning, calling your ass right and left when we go out. You have cut out a very viable market of 60 year olds. I got way better. I was in a damn grocery store and I was talking. Oh, you let me show me how to fix I mean, you know? In our last that's why I am hot. I don't care how old they are. Where are your brokers? So you tell us what you want. You want somebody between 29 and 59. Anything else specifically we can help you with? Just make moves in a big house. That's all I want. Hello. Don't worry. Larry, we just were no longer helping you after that. We are going to a break though. More of your phone calls at 855-242-7285. And our podcast ESPN daily, we ask questions that reveal the deeper side of sports. Did you hear from a certain former president? That's what I'm here to ask.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

01:38 min | 10 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"Mean, come on. East coast black hat. Okay. All right, thank you. Hey, Brian, seriously. Legend is an agent provocateur. You have to accept that. You know that. You've listened to the show for 21 years. And you take him, however, you want to take him. We take him as an entertaining caller. And we are coming back. Hopefully with more of those right after this. You are listening to the Paul finebaum show podcast. Hey, what's going on? Hey there. I appreciate you having me on. I want to touch on a few things you were talking about. First thing, the Super Bowl halftime show. I thought it was not that good. They need to get somebody like the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Kid Rock or Metallica, then we're talking. The Red Hot Chili Peppers about 5 or 6 years ago. And it's time to bring them back because they've really been bumming here lately in the last few years, I've been not too good. Who was awesome that year. They need to get the hands and Jamie and hamson Joe on there today for Valentine's Day. Come on, make it happen. Make it happen. I know you can do it. And I guess you want Jim from Tuscaloosa and handsome Joe to bury the hatchet. Charles Barkley. Your players rave about you. 76ers coach. Doc Rivers. You're a leadership. Every Thursday. 6 p.m. eastern. Go inside one of the nation's.

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"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

The Paul Finebaum Show

09:29 min | 10 months ago

"handsome joe" Discussed on The Paul Finebaum Show

"The pride passion then pageantry of college football lives here. This is the Paul Fein bomb show our four podcast. And we have reached the final hour of the week. Someone asked me the other day. What do you guys do in the off season when the games are all over? It must be pretty boring. Well, already this week, we have had Jimbo Fisher call out lane kiffin and Nick Saban. We had national signing day yesterday we had a top assistant in trouble with the law and today we have one of the 14 SEC coaches according to several experts hanging on by a thread. This is not some message board rumor. These are three of the best and the brightest marks Chris Lowe, both of ESPN and John to talk to you they will dot com. All three said they don't think Brian harsh and at auburn will survive. Brian has only been there one season. He has 6 wins. He has had 5 coordinators. He has lost more than 20 players to the portal. And who knows what else? Let's get back to the calls. And check in with neckbone who was on the phone. Hello, neckbone. Hey, Paul, I love the show, man. I've been listening to you for years since you were on the a.m. and Montgomery. Oh, thank you. It was the best color by the long shot. She was great. I remember one afternoon listening to you and I had to drive the Clinton because the a.m. died out, but you had rush pros on your show denying the extramarital affair and from what I'm seeing on the message boards there is a cute girl that was a boy as he stayed cheerleader that supposedly Carson's has been involved with and just wondering if he would come on your show and talk to you about it. And make sure I understand you correctly. You're asking me if rush probes will come on the program to talk about. And they're done that with Russia. Well, yeah. On the show. Turn out rush wasn't exactly killing the truth that day. The question let me say this Brian harsh has been on here many times. In fact, we talked to him in late December. We had two interviews with him in auburn, the week of the iron bow. I talked to him right here, and then I talked to him again the next day on SEC nation. So he is out of the country according to Chris Lowe, who was with us earlier. I hope when he comes back, he will come on this program and address his job situation. I love the show, Paul, hello. Thank you. Thank you very much. That's a good word. Thanks sir. Kind of a cigarette after that call. Wow. That was felt like I was I was in a Chinese prison there, big integrity, interrogated. Wood dog. We go from neck bone to whoop dog, only the best names on this show. Yes, sir, mister Paul. Hey, I got a question by the NI. I heard Nick, just not too long ago and you explained the way that set up with the players well. I guess my question is, when I hear Jimbo say, that's knowledge is out there and documented how much these players get. Is that true? Well, it is theoretically documented by every university, at least those who are doing it above board. So that's my next question. And I guess all the concerns and banner back and forth is that a and M kind of went below board in paid a lot more than what's published or documented? Well, again, I think Jimbo Fisher flatly denied those allegations. But yes, those were it was suggested by a few people that everything out there wasn't exactly kosher. Okay. So I guess I guess what to get to the bottom of it someone would have to go in and kind of dig and do an investigation to see if that's happening kind of like what SMU went through. It was illegal. You mean you don't believe Jimbo Fisher when he said that's not what they're doing? No, actually I'm a 70 graduate of a and E and my do believe him, but I kind of would like to know the truth as well. I'm an Aggie fan, but I will tell you this dog and call me naive. I believe him too. I don't think anybody would go out there and say what he did. Should he be were he doing something nefarious? People have done that in the past when they were misleading, but I think Jimbo is a straight shooter. I do too, and I appreciate that honesty too. All the colors are kind of just saying that they're guilty because they're rich. And I don't really go along with that. Anyone who thinks that this is some outlier story doesn't understand Jimbo Fisher and doesn't understand Texas a and M, you're more of an expert than I am what I've been there enough times to know. That is a magnificent university that's got an infrastructure built within it and around it that is that is better than almost any other school in the country, especially when it comes to the alumni base. And nothing should be surprising out there. You're right. I totally agree that is an upstanding universe to have a grandson there right now. And I really do believe that he's an honest guy that this isn't some kind of scam. They're doing some lender underhanded. So I appreciate your explanation about this and thanks for taking my call, Paul. Thank you very much. So we have gone from neckbone to what dog I just looked down and unfortunately, I just can not find anything. After neckbone and whip dog, what would be the next best name we could go to? Cat daddy squirrel. Handsome Joe. Legend. Unfortunately, the shriek ends at two. Let's go to Garth. Who is up next? Or does it end right here? Hey there. Yeah. What an honor it is to talk to you all been listening to you for years, watching you. And you were on this show like Jeter played shortstop. You made the look easy and by God, it's not. Well, thank you. But sometimes when you get a dead spot, if ever, being a journalist, I wish you would explain what this show is. If you met somebody on Mars has never seen it, this is not just on a sports talk show, but anyhow, if you would do that, you'd be in a journalist and can explain it. What the hell is this thing? Short story. That is a great question. Go ahead. What now? Could you do that? I can't do it. I can't do it off the top of my head. It would be too complex. Yeah. Yeah, I know it would be. So, but you're good with words and think about that because there's something about this show that's different. I mean, they're playing it up in a big market up there that play an excerpt from it. I don't hear you playing their exerts. But anyhow, I'm an old guy. I'm 75 years old. And in 1963, I grew up 7 miles from The White House in Virginia. And they had all metropolitan in that area, Washington, D.C., southern barrel and all of Virginia. And I happened to make that team. And they had a banquet in December. And I went to it. And in walks, Bear Bryant could be the speaker. He wasn't announced. I ran later in the book there that he was there because Robert Kennedy flew him up there to integrate the conference. But anyhow, you have to be there that mind and he came in and he spoke. I don't remember what he said. I was all on. You could feel the man when he walked in a room. And I'm sitting in the back and next to me up against the wall was a kid named Jay calipers, who was the best running back in that part of the world. And I have to be sitting right next to him on the end of the table. He was at the head of it up against the wall. After dinner, Bear Bryant walked straight to him and I'm staying there. He leaned across me so he could get up in his face. And he said calibri, if you know what's good for you, you'll come on down to Bama. And calabrese, I couldn't have said, he said, well, I understand you put boys at pits down there in Tuscaloosa and whoever comes out gets to start. And Brian said, then you said, well, these countries son will lie to you. But he said, let me tell you the truth..

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