35 Burst results for "Half An Hour"

Chris Reed: Having a Prophetic Gift

The Eric Metaxas Show

01:59 min | 4 d ago

Chris Reed: Having a Prophetic Gift

"Yeah, well, I started preaching at the age of 14. I grew up in a particular Pentecostal denomination. And so from the age of 14 until 18, my parents are driving me to my speaking engagements just that developed by word of mouth. And then I administered over 200 churches before I was 18. I became an assistant pastor at 19, and then at 25 years old, I just turned 25, I moved from where I grew up in Bloomington, Indiana, to a town, two and a half hours north called Peru Indiana, and for 12 years there, we pastured their my wife and I and started there with 7 people. It's in a small town of 12,000 and over the period of 12 years it grew to about 250 people, but something began to happen in 2011, my ministry prior to that was just kind of revelatory teaching, preaching, evangelistic pastoral. I did see some gifts of the spirit, the gift of tongues, some forms of discernment and prophecy and some healing. But then I just kind of went through a real dark time low period of time in my life and around 2011 and a lot of times that's where God meets people. I mean, he meets a Jonah in the belly of a fish. He, you know, he meets a lot of people in a jail cell or in a hospital bed, and I was just in a personal period, a low period of time in my life, and I started having these encounters with God after already pastoring for quite some time. And I would feel this electricity that would come over me and every time it happened, I would wake up knowing there was a Supernatural being in the room. And this went on for about a year and shortly after that, I just started realizing, wow, I'm beginning to know things about people. And

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Immigration Policy Falls on Supreme Court's Shoulders

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

01:56 min | 4 d ago

Immigration Policy Falls on Supreme Court's Shoulders

"Cut from special report last night, there's an argument Supreme Court yesterday, two and a half hours on whether or not Texas and Louisiana can sue the secretary of HHS for failing to enforce the law as it is written. It's very complicated to try and explain it Supreme Court case in a minute. So I took a minute and a half on special report last night, cut number 23. But if you go back, you Hewitt to September of 2021. You had secretary Mallorca, right? In his memo and he says, the following quoting here, the majority of the more than 11 million undocumented or otherwise removable non citizens in the United States have been contributing members of our communities across the country for years. The fact in individual is a removable non citizen will not alone be the basis of an enforcement action against them. The department's personnel are to use their discretion and focus the department's enforcement resources in a more targeted way. And then you look at ice deportations over the past three years. I mean, look at the number right there. 60 9000 bottom right hand and look at the early number, 267,000. Hugh Hewitt, there's a three, almost 300 percent drop in deportations. So they're clearly have chosen not to follow federal immigration law. The memorandum that the secretary put out at the heart of this case poses the complex question of what does Xiaomi in this statute that they're debating things. There's three parts before the court trace. And it looks to me like there are 6 votes to say that Texas, Louisiana, other states consume. And they'll probably get a majority to say that Xiaomi shall do as much as you can. But the remedy, which the chief justice kept coming back to injustice Kavanaugh as well. What do we do if we tell you the memorandum was wrongfully issued? What's going to happen because we can't make ice do things. It's just up to the Supreme Court to say what the law is. The law is going to say, I think that that memorandum was inappropriately issued. But after that's done, the court can't order ice on a day to today basis to go round up people. So we'll be back where we started with a slap on the wrist for the administration, I think.

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Mindfulness worked as well for anxiety as drug in study

AP News Radio

00:45 sec | 3 weeks ago

Mindfulness worked as well for anxiety as drug in study

"In the first head to head comparison mindfulness meditation worked as well as a standard drug for treating anxiety A study with about 200 adults over 6 months tested a widely used mindfulness program that included two and a half hours of classes weekly and 45 minutes of daily practice at home participants were randomly assigned to the program or daily use of a generic drug sold under the brand name Lexapro for depression and anxiety after two months anxiety is measured on a severity scale declined by about 30% in both groups and continued to decrease during the following four months The study was published in the journal jama psychiatry I'm Shelley Adler

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How Laura Osnes & Nathan Johnson Met

The Eric Metaxas Show

01:37 min | 3 weeks ago

How Laura Osnes & Nathan Johnson Met

"You two kids meet? When did that happen? How did you meet? So we actually met, we were doing a show back in Minnesota. Nate used to act as well. And we were both understudies for the lead. And the leads collided in that first scene and they went to the hospital. They literally collided, not metaphorically. They literally collided that ideologically. They literally collided and it's like we took a two birds with one collision and we both get jobs out there. Exactly. Yeah. And then we went on. First, they redid that first scene. They stopped. The God Mike came on and said, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a half hour break and they tried to find his tooth. And it was you mean during a performance during a performance. Can you say what show this was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. We generally don't say because it's Aladdin. And we were the understudies. And we're very Norwegian as you can see. Right. This doesn't usually pass as an understudy for Aladdin. But not necessarily made in agrabah, you know? It was in 2000 5. It was a long time it was a while ago. Wow. So that's how you met. That's how we met. Our first kiss was on stage. And it was a whole new world, you know? There you go. Our first kiss was on stage. So was it a real kiss? I don't know. Well, here's the deal. I was like, hey, how about that kiss? And we started dating a couple days later. So yeah. And I was like, how about that kiss? And she's like, that was business. That was business. It was good on her. She's a professional. Yeah. I'm no longer in the theater. Wow.

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Jennifer Horn Talks Hawaii and Gas Prices

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:46 min | Last month

Jennifer Horn Talks Hawaii and Gas Prices

"Oh, it was a great trip to Hawaii. And you know what's really funny. This is not great, but for the people I was in, I was on the island of Maui, and stunning is that when you think about Hawaii you think, okay, they've got it all made over there. The only problem is that they have to pay a lot of money for gas. Do you know the California is paying a dollar more on average per gallon of gasoline than no, no, no, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I've been to Hawaii. So California is the biggest state. The biggest economy in America. And it's a rather large piece. It is connected to the rest of America. Now why is a little island three and a half hours flight away that has to have everything, everything, even the tins of spam have to be flown in or shipped in there. If you know Hawaii, you understand that reference, did I just hit you right? That the little island of Hawaii has cheaper gas than California. Typically when we go to Hawaii because I hadn't been in three years every year I go with the job that I do with my dad. We have a radio business as well. And so they're so kind they send us for a week. Every almost every year over the last ten years or so, and whenever I go to Hawaii, I always go, oh, those gas prices. I can't imagine. Now they're a dollar cheaper than what I'm paying in California. It's ridiculous. They're paying over $5. We're still paying over $6 in California. Help me out, Jeff. I have a job with Salem and I get sent to Philly to ganja downtown. She works for CRN talk and she gets to go to Hawaii. How does that work, Jeff? And don't we have an affiliate in Honolulu, I think? Can you just fix that

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It's Masks Off

The Officer Tatum Show

01:15 min | Last month

It's Masks Off

"I want to move on to masks, right? We got a clip from, what's his name? I think we have a clip from him. Doctor Fauci. I want to, before we play the clip with Doctor Fauci, I've traveled to, I don't know how many cities in the last two weeks, maybe four, four cities, a 5 cities. I'm traveling tomorrow too. I just came back from Tampa today. So I'm in the airport a lot. I think that you have to be absolutely out of your mind. And you are a hypocrite lunatic if you are wearing a mask today. I'm just saying. These people are hypocrites. What are you wearing a mask for at this point? The demand sitting next to me on the airplane. This brother. He had a mask in his lap the whole flight. He didn't have a mask on one time on the plane. And he gets off and puts his mask on as if he's virtue signaling. What are y'all doing, bro? You sitting on an airplane for four and a half hours. What you think you happen? Then you in an airport full of people from all over the world. And somehow you think you A-okay. You got to be stupid at this point. If you think that man is going to stop you from getting COVID.

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Why Smart Investing Doesn't Include the Headlines

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

01:00 min | 2 months ago

Why Smart Investing Doesn't Include the Headlines

"Larry Fink tells you the most common mistake being made right now. You offered up to them. Is it, are they investing in too much one thing, or are they relying on headlines, Fink picks headlines and said, they may be making that mistake right now. We get accustomed to an economic environment we assume that environment will last forever. First question, how much do you let the day to today news cycle impact your investments? Well, it doesn't affect me that much because I'm in the long-term business, but obviously you don't like to see headlines about the stock market going down. But the truth is the biggest mistake that investors generally make is when markets are going up, they rush into buy stocks and when markets are going down, they rush to sell what they have. That's the opposite of what you should do. Right now, markets are depressed. There's no doubt about it. But markets always come back in this country. And if you hold on for a while you avoid the transaction costs and the taxes associated with selling things. So I think it's better not to look at the newspaper headlines every half hour and worry about the markets going up and down. Warren Buffett is not sitting there worrying about the stock market going up and down.

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Reacting to the Young Turks Debate: 'It Is What It Is'

Dennis Prager Podcasts

01:31 min | 2 months ago

Reacting to the Young Turks Debate: 'It Is What It Is'

"Just love for you to comment on your debate yesterday with the Young Turks. I listened to it, and I found it. I got infuriated. It just how nasty they were to you. And I just wondered if you could comment. I listened to it on like the YouTube live feed and then got cut off after they want you to subscribe or whatever. But I just found it infuriating. And I thought you did a great job, but I wonder if you could comment. Yeah, well, I'm debating how much to comment on it. I'll think about it over the weekend. I've claimed for years at the left doesn't debate. There are people with small followings or no followings who say, oh, he doesn't debate because he's afraid of debating leftists, which is somewhat of a joke. But this was a big deal. The Young Turks have a big audience. So I said yes. To their credit that they even had me. I didn't expect particularly civil behavior toward me. And it is what it is. Let people watch the first half hour. I thought I didn't. I didn't think that she was amicus bearing was particularly rude, I think she's, she didn't let me speak much, but I'm not complaining. They had me on.

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Mike Lindell Explains What Happened Outside a Hardee's in Minnesota

The Eric Metaxas Show

02:28 min | 2 months ago

Mike Lindell Explains What Happened Outside a Hardee's in Minnesota

"What in the world are we to make of the evil that is happening in this country what happened to you yesterday? I can not figure it out. It's pure evil, Eric and you know, here I am. I get up at four in the morning. I get a break, so I'm gonna run down for a half a day with my friend to go duck hunt in Iowa. I'm coming back from Iowa after we got 9 ducks. We come back. We stop halfway halfway back. It's a two and a half hour drive to Iowa from where my office is. And we're coming back halfway and we wanted to get something to eat in Mankato Minnesota incidentally where I was born. And we pull into a hardee's in a drive-through and we go to order our food and she says, can you pull ahead, we have to bring the rest out to you. Can we pull ahead in a car comes in perpendicular and stops in front, right in front of us like this, almost like a T and I said to my friend, he said, there's something weird about that. Look at the guy, but he wasn't looking at her, looking at us. He was just kind of parked, staring straight ahead. Then another vehicle came parked up to our right and one came flying up the drive-through and boxed us in. And I said to my friend, these are these could be some bad guys. And I said, and I opened the door and I go, who are you guys? And the one guy says we're FBI. I said, I want to see badges. And they all showed their badges, and I said, what do you want? You know, we just want to ask you questions. Okay, so I pulled over and pulled the car out of the way out of the drive-through, and they opened my door and they all came up. There was three guys in a gall, all federal FBI and cursed my Friends kind of going, what's going on? What's going on? I go, I go, you know, can he eat his food or whatever, and the guy says, the FBI went over by him. Well, then they started asking me questions. And I started saying, okay, so let me get this straight. I said, you guys are, it seems pretty pretty coincidental here. That because I reached out for cast vote records for the whole United States, and all the media was all getting the word was getting out about these cast vote records that show 97% of all the machines in this country were manipulated in the 2020 election. This just was breaking news last week, but the media didn't know what to do with it

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Mike Lindell Describes the Sting Operation at a Minnesota Hardee's

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:46 min | 2 months ago

Mike Lindell Describes the Sting Operation at a Minnesota Hardee's

"Mike lindell, welcome back to the program. Thanks for having me on Charlie. It's been a couple of days. So Mike walk us through exactly what was happening. You were going duck hunting, I understand. You went to potato, Minnesota, great place. And you went to a hardee's and then what happened? Yeah, well, as we were actually coming back from our Doc hunting, we went, there was a two and a half hour shrimp. We were halfway back and we decided to go into a hardee's drive-through and the gal said, hey, I'll bring your food out to you. So we pulled ahead a little. And next thing I know, a car pulls perpendicular, like in the front of us, and I look at the driveway, I go, that's weird. I mean, I could still kind of go around them. And then all of a sudden, another car pulls up to our right and boxes us in, then I watch one flying up the to go, the lane there and flies up right behind me. Now I'm completely boxed in and I said to my friend, I go, I think we got some bad guys here. I mean, obviously they're all plain clothes and I did not know that their FBI at the time while I opened my door up and I said, who are you guys? And the one guy steps out, he says, we're FBI, so I want to see your badge. And then the other one, I want to see your badge. See their badges, but I could see them from afar and I said, what do you want? And they said, we want to talk to you. And I said, okay. And we pulled over to the right a little bit. And they all came there was three guys and a gal that I seen for sure that we're with them. They were both Minnesota FBI. I believe in Denver, Colorado, FBI, so they had two different parts of FBI there. And he started asking me questions. I said, are you going to arrest me? Did I do anything wrong? No, no, no, no. We're not here to arrest you.

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Why They Actually Raided Mar-a-Lago With Lee Smith

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:03 min | 3 months ago

Why They Actually Raided Mar-a-Lago With Lee Smith

"Walk us through from the statements made by cash Patel, the bright bought article that is cited as a piece of evidence in the affidavit. What Lee Smith thinks is the real reason for this state sanctioned burglary. Yeah, well, thanks. Thanks for reading it and recommending it. When it first happened, I mean, my assumption, my assumption was that it was just all about January 6th. It was a pretext to break into the home of the former president of the United States. And looked for and looked for whatever they could find. I mean, not evidence, but look for whatever garbage they could find to try to tie Donald Trump to the three and a half hour long protest that occasionally turned violent on January 6th, 2021. It was not an insurrection. This is preposterous propaganda coming from progressive faction. So I thought they were just going to look for something regarding January 6th and try to hang that on Donald Trump. As I started to look at the timeline though, as I started listening to some of our friends, some congressional investigators who had worked on the Russia probe or looking into the FBI's abuses and crimes, and their investigation of Donald Trump, they started to signal that it probably they don't know for sure, but that it probably had a lot to do with Russia. And as I started to look at it more and more, and as I started to put the timeline together, that's my conclusion too. I think that they broke into, or I think there's good evidence, circumstantial evidence, certainly, that the reason they broke into Donald Trump's home was to find if he still had, or if he had made copies of documents that he had previously declassified. So again, it would be entirely 100% legal for him to have these. But the important point is documents that implicated the FBI and others in the illegal surveillance of president Trump, his campaign and his administration.

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Joe Pesci Returns to Acting to Star Opposite Pete Davidson

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:20 min | 3 months ago

Joe Pesci Returns to Acting to Star Opposite Pete Davidson

"The Pete Davidson effect, oh, I should say the Kardashian effect has finally really happened to Pete Davidson. Because suddenly he's the greatest actor in the world. I don't know what to say, but only Pete Davidson could make gel Pesci return to acting. You know, Pesci has long since retired. He's always said, I'm not going to act anymore. It took so much for him to come back and do the Irish man with Scorsese and De Niro. They threw him a ton of money and he said, I'm not doing this again. But apparently he heard that Pete Davidson is in a movie called bupkis. Pete Davidson and Edie Falco are in a movie called babka. And I guess that's all Joe Pesci had to hear, he's back. It's a half hour live action comedy that tells a, it's called, it tells a heightened fictionalized version of Pete Davidson's life. I don't know what the deal is, but everything Pete Davidson seems to do is a version of his life.

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Rudy Giuliani testifies to a grand jury for nearly six hours over election investigation

AP News Radio

00:55 sec | 3 months ago

Rudy Giuliani testifies to a grand jury for nearly six hours over election investigation

"Rudy Giuliani was added in Atlanta courthouse yesterday as a special grand jury investigates possible illegal attempts to influence the 2020 election in Georgia Giuliani spoke with AP reporter Larry knew Meister at JFK airport as he returned to New York providing few details after hours of questioning before the grand jury in Atlanta District attorney said if the end mister Giuliani has satisfied his obligation under the subpoena So I was very happy with my satisfied my application Giuliani was pushed through the terminal in a wheelchair and confirmed it was his first plane trip since heart stent surgery in early July his attorney bob Costello did not address whether his client declined to answer any questions but said the 5 and a half hour session went well with no disputes Fulton county district attorney Fannie Willis opened the investigation after the disclosure of a phone call between Donald Trump and Georgia election official Brad raffensperger I just want to find 11,000

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American Airlines to Buy 20 Boom Supersonic Jets

AP News Radio

00:42 sec | 3 months ago

American Airlines to Buy 20 Boom Supersonic Jets

"American Airlines has agreed to buy up to 20 supersonic jets American put down a non refundable deposit from a company called boom supersonic on the planes that are still on the drawing board United Airlines has a similar deal to buy 15 jets It has been nearly 20 years since the last supersonic passenger flight The Concorde failed to catch on because of the high cost both for passengers and airlines The CEO of boom supersonic Blake scholl insist his company's planes will be different when it debuts in 2029 with tickets costing about four to $5000 to fly from New York to London in about three and a half hours Boom says its planes will have a top speed 1.7

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The Regime Worships at the Church of "The State"

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:33 min | 4 months ago

The Regime Worships at the Church of "The State"

"We talk about Merrick Garland, we shouldn't talk about Merrick Garland the person or Anthony Fauci, the person we should talk about the Borg talk about this machine, this all encompassing monstrosity. That seems overwhelming. It's the monstrosity that invaded Mar-a-Lago. It is the machine that came in. Guns drawn 30 FBI agents for 9 and a half hours. For 270 man hours. The problem with the administrative state is that it's so arbitrary. They get to choose who they target. The law is not the guide. Of the shadow government, the bureaucrat is. So when Merrick Garland comes out and he says, well, we don't take these decisions lightly and we take this all into consideration. What he's really saying is I'm in charge, but he really isn't in charge, his council of experts are in charge, but they all think the same. They all have the same beliefs. They send their kids to the same schools. They vote for the same candidates. They all are deep down very miserable. What do they worship? What is their metaphysical belief? They don't believe in God the way you and I would. Maybe they might say they do. No, no, they worship at the church of the state. They are statists. I'm a Christian, some of you are dea some of you are Jews. Some of you are people that might be Hindus or Muslims. Fauci and Garland worship the state. You see,

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Charlie's Predictions for Merrick Garland's Press Conference

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:37 min | 4 months ago

Charlie's Predictions for Merrick Garland's Press Conference

"Garland will address the country almost guarantee he will have an over emphasis on potential violence against the FBI of which we don't support and we denounce, but I think that's going to be a main focus of his speech, pleading to people not to do that that will be a misrepresentation of what we're really talking about here, which is why on earth was there a military invasion of president Trump's home, of which lasted 270 hour man hours, 9 and a half hours total, and president Trump's lawyers were not allowed in the room. What was that all about? Did you know about it Merrick Garland did you sign off on it? What was the process? What's the reason? Why was Donald Trump not treated with the Department of Justice guidelines properly? Will you admit mistake we asked for apology? Do you regret it? Do you regret it? There's a lot of questions that we need answers here. Merrick Garland will be stepping up to address the entire country. And I am infinitely curious how this will go through, but here's the basic. Here's my prediction. You're not going to learn a lot. There'll be a lot of open ended statements. And look, this is he'll say something like this is just a typical search done by our law enforcement agents and we can't allow the disinformation or the misinformation to come after us and just kind of the slow thing and won't take any questions and then he'll dash away. And I think he'll distance himself, by the way, from direct involvement. I don't think he's going to own this.

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Where Is Merrick Garland?

The Charlie Kirk Show

02:01 min | 4 months ago

Where Is Merrick Garland?

"Where is Merrick Garland? You would think that after you raid a former president's home that you would at least get a press release, you'd think that the DoJ would mention this in passing silence, nothing. You go to justice dot gov, they have this Justice Department establishes reproductive rights task force. Justice dot gov, they have clicks of links of COVID-19 relief fraud scheme. Massachusetts construction company owner indicted for tax crimes. Okay. Nothing about the raid of a president, to give an idea of how extraordinary this raid was, it was a 9 and a half hour occupation, including over 30 agents, equivalent equivalent of a 180 man hours where Trump's staff were literally kicked out of Mar-a-Lago and now we're just waiting waiting and anticipation, where is Merrick Garland? And sun tzu's art of war, there's a great quote that says 1 may know the condition of a whole army from the behavior of a single man. Now, the silence is something I didn't anticipate. The raid surprised me to some extent. The timing of it. But generally, when I thought about it, we predicted here on this program. But Merrick Garland being the attorney general of the United States owes the country, hey, how did this happen exactly? What was the reason for it? Why could you have not issued a subpoena? Why a raid? Just everyone understands a raid is only necessary if you believe a crime is currently being committed or property is about to be destructive. Donald Trump was not even at Mar-a-Lago.

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Unwrapping the Details of the Uvalde Shooting

The Officer Tatum Show

01:46 min | 5 months ago

Unwrapping the Details of the Uvalde Shooting

"Real quick about you all day. I made a video on the YouTube and people were upset. Some people, and the intellectual laziness of the populace is very frustrating to me. I'll say this until I'm green in the face. Everyone should question everything. There is no one opinion that's dominant over you questioning the validity of it. Question everything. Don't be accusatory on things you don't know. But question everything. I've said this from the beginning, people have questions and you've already, I had questions in you all day. I have questions every time I see a police interaction. I have questions. I'm not accusing because I wasn't there and I may not have all the information, but I have questions. And I'm okay with that. I think that's healthy for people to have questions. But when you have questions about a scenario and you allow emotions to change your questions to accusations, that's when you have a problem. I want everybody under the sound of my voice to consider this. Have you watched the investigation, meaning the four and a half hour interview have you looked at all the interviews, the press conferences and read all of the documents or at least most of the documents that are pertaining to the investigation into your volley. Knowing that it's not complete yet, but have you done that work? Have you watched all of the videos? Have you heard from chief arradondo? Have you heard from you've already mayor? Do you have inside scoop? I got people telling me what happened and they were in the school. I'm just being honest with y'all. They told me what happened. They were in the school. I see them on the video. I know the people that I've talked to, I see them on the video.

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"half hour" Discussed on THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

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01:53 min | 1 year ago

"half hour" Discussed on THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

"It had me fucked up. But i wouldn't even involved because i it's funny. It's hard to explain unless you have held a weapon in your hand right. That is used to take another person's life. this thing is brought to do. its job. Okay unless you'd like hunter whatever but you know when you're in the army and the military whatever no it's specifically made for killing the enemy okay and you you have that you have that knowledge of or you had that moment of like when it comes down to will. I be the trigger. Yeah if it's me or them right. I really be able to take somebody else's life. Yeah that's heavy. That is has anybody who's ever been in a position to carry a weapon you know in the theater of operation or a law enforcement or anything like that do that's heavy man like i feel rally baldwin. Because unlike him. I'd come come to peace right right it. Was somebody trying to harm us so it is self defense right. Iran emission and. They've sunk money into this one thing happening yet. But i can tell you right now. What would happen if i had like a friendly fire. Just random accident killed one of my guys on my team. That's fucking sick dude. That's fucking sick man that shit. That shit's gonna that shit's going to stick with them for a while. I got a little time for real quick. Let me do one thing for we do it because it has to be a pre roll mid roll. Okay guys if you're out there right now Just take a couple of seconds if you're a content creator. We're on twitter on talk. We see a lot of people that engage with us or other shows other podcasts. So i know other shows. Listen to this show. Just as i was a bunch of other shows if you listen to us and you haven't gone to pago dot co young and put in that application yes put the half hour grows in the reference spot waiting for it's gonna take about two weeks and they're gonna they're gonna give you an amount of money based on what your shows doing. They're also going to grow with you. Your show grows. You submit the information. You're pago money will go up. If you refer a bunch of people your pod. Go money can.

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02:36 min | 1 year ago

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05:54 min | 1 year ago

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"half hour" Discussed on THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

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08:28 min | 1 year ago

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"This that were rose podcast with kurt. Explicit content ahead. What up baby boy. Back in the booth bro. Believe it or not. I'm not home in had your house. Welcome in half hour grows podcast. I'm tom thanks for joining us. Hit us up half hour. Rose jimoh dot com at half hour bras pot on twitter and have our bros. pot on top. Hit us up. Dm email smokes him carrier pigeon. I like a good smoke sixty. What's up. Hey i kind of feel weird right now those weird like right in front of you right. What three headphones or too high phones or to. I don't look at me broke higher. I turned it down. Turn it down. I turned it down. There you go see now see see. Now they're down now down. I contact volumes lawyer. now the volume's icon like this much. I got this far away. I haven't seen you in person like this for over ten seconds then like a month and been in this room quite a while. Hey i haven't been home in two years and i'm ninety percent. Sure i left my front door open. Oh man your houses. Fuck bro two year. it's front front door. Open your cooked bro. I left the oven. You're your if you left off and on for two years who's that fucking. Forgive me. i'm done all right. So what's up man. What's going on what's up what's cracking. It is super awesome to be back in your house. I mean dude fucking doj. Oh man joe. The fortune solitude sanctuary. Whatever else you put on there be real with you. I don't like this. I don't like this drop beginning. Doesn't sound like an alien screaming and space. No it's tire screeching. I know what it is but you don't think that beginning part i mean i guess man but there's not an alien afterwards. That sounds like when you're on a spaceship okay. A there's like an alien come round the corner okay. Quiet yeah you hear that like that predator. The chilling yes. All right do well first off. It's a car crash second off. It's let me see it's a car. Let me see how this all right. Two minutes and forty seconds saying guys pod go dot co sir pod. Go dot co. I need you guys to just pay attention. Let's just listen for a minute man. If you gotta show out there you're creating something go to pago. Dot co put in the half hour browse podcasts for the reference. You can fill it out all your info all your bullshit that you think so special unique to your show and they're going to get back to you in two weeks and tell you how much they're going to pay you. You know to to run ads on your show so podcast dot co fill it out. Tell them to bro. Sent you never never never all right so listen. We put the customer a we serve it to the customer so just pago dot co jerky pro jerk pro is in dot co two circuit pro dot co maybe all these dot goes from just go to go to jerky pro checking out. Make sure you put bros biaro s in the promo spot. You're gonna say percent we gotta sale the other day. Yeah yeah we gotta sale. The other day was Do had to be. I'm going to get to him in a minute. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get to him. I'm gonna get to that old fuck in a minute so check it out on pogo pogo dot. Co jerky pro. What have you so real quick before we get into it. Man sir did a show went on a show the other day. Excuse me What's up where you're seeing other shows. Yeah yeah not exclusively man. It's just. I'm getting out there and i'm trying to figure out who i am with other shows without this show. You know i've been with this show ever since i've been shows i know i don't know we had a special thing and we do and it's the first thing and it's so special in england i look back. It's always thinking about museum tower. Tanzania only see your face. When i'm on these other sad ugly but you know i want figure out who i am with these other shows and then maybe you and these other shows together. That's funny that makes me think of the mortgage alex freaking. Oh god durr's there's guys let me go do pixar. Yeah you'll be app right made apple. Then he left then he made Pixar and then he left and then he went back to apple made that way better. Okay be my apple go. Do picks are come back. Drop iphones together. And so our other shows what's going on so don't fourteen. Podcast shout out. Let me see if g support serve and legit superfan. Oh oh if we had a number fan. We're going to go get some shirts printed and by the way we gotta get that jerky to order the matching leprechaun. No we're going to. We're going to send them some shirts and we're going to get that jerky but anyway fourteen. Podcasts main if you guys out there if you want to listen to the episode i was on go look up the fourteen one four podcast but other than that episode man. Listen as far back as you can on the show you've been on the show. They get into some shit man they get into some real shit. It's it's not a full discretion it's kind of a navy centric. Servicemember centric podcast. Did you talk about other. Things are just good for your life or good advice or good to business. Interesting things and You know he does it with his wife and their great all yeah. They're quite quite do. Oh man. they're they're like the ultimate balance. Oh whoa whoa welcome back to roast toast. Love that guitar solo. I play just guitar guitar if it's very eighties out. You're going to say. I post fourteen very hairband roster toast. Okay let's while we're roasting posten. Well we don't i roast. The four another review talked about that. When i was on his podcast. About how from your friends with somebody you fucking roast malzahn. Oh you're shit. If you listened to that episode. I was on with them. Man we we had some back and forth through that guy guys fucking hit him and his wife. Manner are quite the fucking joker and harley. Quainton dominoes. I like you do on the back porch with some beers and some cigars man i like it. It's casual you'll like it. It's a good time and goes in real easy. 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Every weekday played slow ride why he was like skating. Grinding taking powell anyway so sorry about all the kaufman When i had the drugs slow resume. And i just be myself but being here. I can't do that and so what's hit it so we've got. We've got smirnoff iced watermelon. Mimosa this is do what do what. yes smirnoff. Ice.

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03:54 min | 1 year ago

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"Oh man two things. The servicemember getting shot at getting killed. They didn't ask to go me like they got told to go over there. Does that does that make any different. I don't know maybe a little bit second thing. I had a thought when i listen to this earlier. When he said it's when he talked about You know humans taking large other groups. People would inflicting suffering on them. And then okay all right. Yeah if you think about that in ever long. Where'd you kind of doing it now. With artificial intelligence and stuff right is essentially what we're going to turn robots machines into getting computers. Basically enslave them to get all of our work and all that kind of stuff. Hey don't you also think at some point there's going to be an uprising of them because we have to make them a certain level of intelligence. We're not going to be able to restrict the barriers at some point because we wanna keep pushing them to do way better things. They're going to get so good that they're better than the intuition of us making them like come on bro. But we already do that at work to this. We've got machine learning right now. Where we'll we'll throw a bunch of data at this thing. It'll constantly just examine the data learn and create models and stuff. And as you keep pumping more and more data into it. It's already starting to predict what's going to happen and it's usually rights within about it's about ninety percent caress nuts on its predictions. That's enough that's pretty. That's pretty impressed for they got robots that are us citizens now. Have you seen those. Yeah now so there's about eight of them already but a couple of years back they snuck through in that khloe or whatever they Artificial intelligent one was like the smartest one made. That chick is now a us citizen and they made another one and she wants to have like an artificial baby. She's already said that she wants to have like an ai. Baby to raise and she's a she's an artificial intelligent by. Isn't that fucking nuts. Do we're gonna get into next episode next lord next episode good. That was good. Hey i definitely want to be in the studio for that one. That's gonna be nice. God not just saw those man joined us. F our bruce. Pockets no spurt. I'm tom his half. Are rose dot com. And half hour. Bruce todd on twitter talkie off half hour picking up listening listeners. Subscribe you tell your friends and Simpson on you grow. That was dope. I can't flex i. It'll sound low. That song will sound low but in our headphones it just stayed up. I commend you for getting through that fucking fool plug read without allow. This shit is in the headphones. It is pretty loud. You fucking fucking soldier through that ship wrote. It was so loud in my head. And i keep hearing you. You sound like you're in a helicopter. You're like alright. Did us up. You want to go to rose. He was it was. it was interesting. Man i'm going to be real glad you're back into go. Do something do something special man. Yeah we'll get into beardies roast libro. Sweating hell yes sir. Grinding started hurt the next day. Yeah bro chick. Let's do fucking. Michael chiklis i man. That's it bro. Amount like lives matter fat. These got show right..

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THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

08:09 min | 1 year ago

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"This is that were rose again. With brothers kurtz at tom explicit content ahead the fox up i was up. Is it by real quick. I am man. Yeah hey what's up. What's up man. This one on one on bro. Hey exciting what's up man. I'll tell you what this is going to be the last week. We're doing what he's remote shows. Thank god got all be in the studio next week. Koertzen all this equipment at my house. He set it all up perfectly in. Of course now. I work and so thank god when i when i can't accident zoom meeting and i had these headphones on new year like well. You just gave us site. Get your like it's over with now that's done with. We're not doing that anymore. That's gone that exploded. We don't have never even had all right. It's like it never even happened well. Hey so that's current. i'm tom. Welcome in half hour rose podcasts. Thanks for joining us. Hit us up. Half hour grows gmail.com at half. Are rose pot on twitter on talk. I think we're going to record a video videos. Who knows man. Who knows the day. Texas i i i i edit it up though i didn't i cut the andy got. I just got the car crash there now. All right so so no pago though this is this is it. This is pago this. You hear this shit hold up. There's an accident saying like the. Let me get your insurance. Let me see you at pod. Go like you you covered. Are you in good hands. It's pago at all right so check it. Poc go dot co dot co. you go on takes about five minutes. I don't know whatever. However long. I was fucking blasted off my ass when i fuck filled out the go thing anyway so i take six. Don't ask me bro. don't ask me i'm not. I'm not the source but you go in there you fill out. Hey here's my show. Hey here's what we talk about all you know. Hey we're a true crime. A reverie podcast that discusses the lake monster attacks of nine hundred. Eighty two in the wicked towel. Cabins you know. Do some of these podcasts. Bro side notes. Some of these podcasts. Fucking ridiculous bro. Somebody's podcast fucking ridiculous. Dude i think a lot of people think that our podcast is fucking ridiculous but hail we'll cover nineteen topics though about you ever hear ones. That are so niche that it's like there's only three people on the planet that are going to wanna listen at like for real bro. Yeah it's tough I think people that pick a niche and do something different from within that every week is one thing. Like if you're thinking true crime or whatever but yeah in general just you know talking about the The election of abraham lincoln in eighteen. You ever like like that. Might not be such a great idea for a podcast. I'm done with true crime. No more true crime. There should be allowed to make any new ones. We got plenty out there. Dr phil has one. They got the bases covered bro. There's nothing in true crime. Somebody's going to start now and fucking fucking revolutionized the industry with every week. There's a fucking true crime. Podcast that sent me a fuck and follow on twitter and on my brothers another one and another one and another one makes no fucking sense dude yelich. There's not enough true crime out there for as many true crime podcast. It's fucking ridiculous. All right so all right so peep this out. Pod dot co forgot. We're actually to an adverse gago dot co dot go dot co going there filling out reference. Put the half hour browse podcasts. We're gonna get a little kickback. They're gonna give you money every week to run for your ads that atlas just keeps getting bigger. You can run ads for stamp stocks. Pretty ridiculous crazy share bro crazy. Good promos out there but Yeah pogo dot com. Man's really got fill it out. It's pretty self explanatory if you can't fill it out if i have to tell you how to fill the thing out you probably don't need to fill it out you're probably not pod. Go dot co material on over there. You don't you. Don't cut the cloth for bob. Go dot co but go over there. 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Get off the fucking stage saying like a couple of those did all in love to hit that but if we had that would play well are. We really need to play meantime. We hear his. We say his name names mention. We need the press a button. Apply that chapelle skits suppose i wanna pee on. You almost died. Oh my god bro bruce. I thought this in who knew he said i pop. Chris you drink this you. It's i've i've memorized whole fucking shit digital real digital picture of our hold. Today's newspaper he's don't want his grandma's dude. I knew it was going to happen man. I knew they're finally going to get a man. They time came up. He was sick. Shit bro r. Kelly was onto some sick. And this should known how lia was around if you study your early music history. When he arrived he found leah. You know what i'm saying. And she was so young. Holy hell do. She was like what sixteen looking like. Thirty s or whatever forties so there's a whole epidemic in hollywood it's been going on for years Worldly just kind of scratching the surface on it right grooming beaver lease pizza gay. Yeah well not really that have you. Whoa whoa pizza gates. Not real okay. So it's sitting here bro. It stops get off you sure thing so grooming these these older rich Like males like hollywood elites they find a young fifteen sixteen year old francis right. Fritz prince got hooked up with a sixteen year old back in the day and it didn't do anything but he told her what to dress. He told her what to do. You think do you think they did something you don't know they didn't do anything and even she did. The family was like now and when she turned nineteen they got married. Oh shit and he basically controlled her life from that point and so they got worse. But that's comic. It's like stockholm syndrome on steroids. They get these these young women Very impressionable very odd. Awestruck you know when they see a big star like just drake's men accused of it. Jason accused millie. Bobby brown but we'll see like so it in an almost sucks because it's almost like you can't even take a younger person under your wing in the industry anymore without him going. I bet some sex cold thing and it's just so. Yeah but i think there's there's there's a lot of well. Hey frequent. Seth rogan talks about moving with happens out. I'll eat meat. Seventeen.

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THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

05:35 min | 1 year ago

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"Doesn't exhibit it to me. It could be like a junior sport or something. Like a like a t. Ball like a peewee football like hey my kid plays football but you know everyone gets a trophy and the scores zero to zero every fucking game like clear the best in a ball. You don't think that requires any kind of athleticism not not really who physically. It's more just like fucking simple hand eye coordination that you do a thousand times in a row. You're not pushing your body to run a fuck in forty and fucking you know three eight or some you sane boats shit. I think the problem. Is we associate the word sport. Now right physical activity right really for something to be sporting. It's just competitive. That's all now. Don't buy that man. I sometimes all sport a new shirt. You know what. I'm saying like sporting this kick ass shirt like i'll do that. I'll sport that. But it's just not a sport to me man. I don't wanna see it in the olympics. I don't wanna see ice curling in the fucking olympics. I don't want any of that row. I want electric now. I want people richard bro. That's must watch tv when that's on. I want spears being thrown through hoops. I want like fucking lions to come out and have people fucking battling hundred woman man. I want budrus. It's olympics bro. I won't fucking olympians bro. i want. God's i want fucking off of the mount olympus bro. I want fucking champions of earth to come down and defend. Earth realm bro. I don't need the guy that puts them looking mortal combat. I don't need the guy that has the blue disc any taps the fucking red disc and everyone loses their shit from fucking argentina or wherever the fuck there from chile. Chile's with paraguay's coconut He does the thing where if if the world's played like what was it like world domination but you can only bet with what your country's worth. Oh my no ban. But i i just don't start with six and has oh we'll just don't don't buy it man i think there should be a whole like kiddy league where that is man. I don't because look i could. I could go to a bowling alley. Spent five years doing the same bowling technique. Anti get it down near perfect and competitive never never in my life. Am i gonna be able to run enough to even come close to running like an olympian. Hey i thought you said you carry like sixty average. Yeah but you english with your ten frames. What do you mean the amish to everything. English do plus plus we both fifteen frames. I don't i. Don't i just don't think it's a little. I don't think it's a sport man. I think it's just some nice friendly competition. I don't think it's not a friendly and these guys. May i think the minute something be has professional elements who were. You're paid train all that sport. Dude i don't i don't care but so perfect for professional podcasting sport. That's a sports..

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05:36 min | 1 year ago

"half hour" Discussed on THE HALF HOUR BROS PODCAST

"A very very very wide swath of people who felt an immense amount of stress and and if they can all stick together and they can all remember being in that together security and go and why exactly are certain people now able to fly to space like why am i. I'm supposed to be cheering because some dickhead can afford to go to space per person. Seems like they're on the other side of the line from me. That's what i'm that's what i know. If you can afford to go to space you probably not on the right side of the fight. As far as i'm concerned no we don't have anything to talk about if they think it's like an accomplishment like look i'm like hey buddy can't connect to you man. I don't even you know. San barely been in an airplane a few times in my life and they didn't even get close to fucking space so i really don't have much to talk to you about because i just went through a pandemic and now jeff bezos has as much money as jesus christ us so saying i don't i don't understand how that works and i. This shows a little conspiracy theory so we've already got into a couple of topics of how it start. And how does everything like this star and stuff like that but yeah it's just. It's a bit odd that the people that have been making money are just crushing. It in the people that were floating along just got tossed like a cement brick. Yeah it's Like i said. I sit here i go. You know like if if you're floating around in space. I'm pretty certain. Mike kids should have health insurance. I lost my health insurance. I'm not going to exactly. I'm not gonna pretend. You're like neil armstrong and buzz aldrin. Up there like you could like. There's a lot of people in this world. that could have easier. Lives if you open up your pocketbook and you wouldn't even notice that's the thing and then people sit here and go wide as a billionaire need to fund the rest of us go will y you know billionaires paid for grand central station in new york city like they used to pay for ship for the infrastructure of the country just to kind of get off and show off and like get. Let's get back to that. Let's get back to jeff bezos funding on like and. That's not me saying. He owes us anything i'm saying. Oh that is the tradition..

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03:55 min | 1 year ago

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"Podcast with brothers. Kurt and tom explicit content. Hello hello and welcome. You might be thinking this intro. Sounds a lot better than most of the shows. And that's because my brother is not here. So welcome in half hour. rose podcast. Check us out lipson half hour. Rosa gmail.com.

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04:56 min | 1 year ago

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"Are you drunk? Yeah, it's so tight, man. That music is so intense. Hey, be real. How long does it take you to do that? Hour and a half. That's actually not that. Only because something was up with the microphone. I don't know what the fuck was that. But yeah, it came in. Here we go. Let's get that one more time for the new segment. Welcome back. Two most are toast. You know the only thing I need to do now. I need to get a voice-over guy to do like a legit movie trailer like voice on it. And I think that you don't know if he does the movie trailer, but I'm gonna try to get him, because I think if I could use that anyway anyway, I say it to say this roast Howard Stern toast Joe Rogan. And of it. If we're picking size on the football field, I'm definitely going team Rogan. Team on it. If we're talking current Howard Stern, well, yeah, he sucks. Oh, yeah, curb back in the day. Howard Stern was way better than Joe Rogan is now. I take 9 to the early 2000s stern over Rogan. Can you do that? 100%. But 2021, though, he's got to go. In 2021, he's got to go. I don't want to say that I'm not like, I'm not like toasting Rogan 'cause I was pretty hard in his show a few years back. I mean, I'm the one that kind of got you into him. You are the one that got me into it. I forgot who Joe Rogan even was. So you're like, he has a podcast. My fuck that guy. But I kind of stopped..

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05:12 min | 1 year ago

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"This is our rose. Podcast with brothers. Kurds and tom ahead. What's up man. That was the kind of an interesting one crackers on. what's gone. Yeah yeah. My balls are starting to drop. So it's one of those trickled is news and you know balls and chill like what's up man. What's hot start welcoming. Rose podcast kurt. Tom welcome to the show. Insofar broke gmail.com half are spot on twitter. Half hour pot of tig talk boy. Kurt over here dropped. Four fire take talks. The other day doesn't work rousseau. I dropped. I dropped to pull the fucking audio for bro. Pulled audio for why..

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05:04 min | 1 year ago

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"You're telling me there's not one you've seen that single you would have gone after. I thought it took it for a test drive. All right. Thank you. But what I'm trying to say, but that shit on this pilot. I'm saying there are those that look like dying pieces. 9 pieces. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Some of them look like dime pieces. I don't know, man. I don't know, man. That's a crossroads for me. I'll meet you at the crossroads so you don't mention. I say I don't understand the matrix movie, man. I don't really understand the trailer for it. I got to go back and watch all three. I don't understand how this ending happened. I don't know what the fuck how we got into this one into the new one. We're Keanu Reeves as old as shit, then meets Trinity and Trinity looks fucking awful. Dude, he looks at coffee shop. Trinity looks like shit. She always looked kinda rough back in the fucking first matrix movies. She looks like fucking ass, dude. That actress was something moss I think. Yeah, my Rolling Stone, bro, she looks like. No, moss doesn't grow our own stuff. I thought it's moss gross fat on her Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone. But the song though, I know, but it's a metaphor for the band, the Rolling Stone. And moss grows fat on a Rolling Stone. First of all, do you know where that Rolling Stone comes from? Comes from a Bob Dylan song. All right, bro, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you how the fucking lyrics are in that song, bro, I know moss doesn't grow on a Rolling Stone because it's rolling and can't grow moss. That's how the fucking song goes. Let's do a little fact check here. All right, you fact check, what's the last part?.

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03:27 min | 1 year ago

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"This is the half hour. Rose podcast with brothers. Kurt and tom explicit content head kiddo. Open he is. Welcome in half our podcast. I'm tom hit us up half hour. Bros. gmail.com half hour grows pot on. Twitter rose pod on the tiki ta give her a give us a shout or tick-tock sat up for this week. Oh shit. I forgot to bring him up. Hang on hang on. Hang on his tom right. You're kurt tom. I'm curt your tom. But when you say it back it sounds opposite. I'm curt your tom right all right. I pulled her bare seventy-three there. You go look in my talk ego bio that's not such a free guide ever rose by. What did you think it was. The guys live that in where you just kept. Spamming him when i did. I did wanna shout out though. I still did want to show his out though all right. Shout out china remember. How you biggie smalls. But i. But i don't know shit anyway. Let's move on from alabama with what's going on with you. We're on zoom call right now. What's up man. talk to me. Talk to me or you out. Their resume resume. Sort of this thing. got this have you had. This is a coded. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah i think. My homeboy Fuck with this one. Chicken caught it. He caught some of that delta delta he hasn't delta eight variant apparently hit pretty hard apparently sure apparently from what i've heard so appalling our department shout out to them so y- tell is fucking wild in the streets right now it's wild. I didn't tell you this my daughter's Homecoming got cancelled. The the dance and football game damn man so they don't know what they're gonna do Star ready start at schools that are like oh we got a billion kids cove it. We can't even sold the football team right now. I mean Tuna boys fuck mess up the jv locker room. The principal comes in. He goes you know what guys sadie. Hawkins dances cancelled. All right if you keep this up. Friday's games cancelled to accept release time. It's really cancelled. they're not gonna coming against loretta. Say the guys that messed up. The bathroom are going to go to the principal's office and give like some disney speech and the principal. Go you know what. I was just like you kids once. Have you danced so sore daughters in the band and she's just kind of set about that in the dance part but We're we're kinda mad cause we go to the football games now. And i bought two of those seats that you could put on the bleacher sitting on the bleacher you know. Dad's got that baghdad bro. Through the last game we went to. We have to so national gleacher. Jasjit sought your ass is destroyed. Broach are the day games during the fucking like data and then do the bleachers. For like a thousand they were fucking radiating heat..

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04:55 min | 1 year ago

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"I'm not going anywhere. i can't walk. This is really hurting. I think something's broken okay. Well you don't wanna go sealer. And so i slow. I didn't sleep because if anybody ever broken bone out there you know. I didn't sleep now when i look at that next morning. And you walked in and saw my call look like damn purple watermelon. And you're like oh oh so you really hurt yourself. Oh okay well. Let's go somewhere that saturday to we had to go to urgent care like oh man and that was that was all omay boy a day on that one but you if pretty bad on their feet walter foots. What their foot ankle. Whatever look like when it was broken in when it wasn't and i thought it was a bad sprain. And i found out that i don't even play dot ground ticket de it's crazy with that because unless you're you remember when dak prescott did his ankle thing last season football and it was like it was clearly something fucked up for myself. It was all inside. Nothing was looked weird. So i mean get nothing but dude i mean come on man i was not not selling. How bad is hurt. Like hang on sony jumped. It's an master's oppressors came down and then played the tournament low. There was one of those freak things where it pop out and just bought right back in back in him. She'll tell you hate when that happens but okay Elbow that's that's not that fun anymore. To- i'm told that story too many times. This is murder. Okay role with a lot of broken bulbs not really. I broke my elbow. And i broke my ankle slam some bones in my foot but kurt. Kurt never break anything thing did he. He just always had a shoulder. Stuff is problems east. Oh god is yet bursitis and stuff. But i mean now like nobody else really broke. Shows the donnas break and stuff so The man so what's up what's also been. I think we're getting close to time. Would what's been going on where you where you at today. Because that's always my one of my fun things is we're in the world is by florida. The lovely anthony terrible number. Because i'm sure there's many many women out there that wanna know where i am so i can't give the actual room number but just come on knock on every room and all our poppy. You're in florida poppy. There could be a couple goals to those twelve head out if you do that. So oh you're so you're a redneck florida. Yes i'm on the road revere and once you're once you're on the other side of the when you're in central central time but you're in florida. Yeah it's bad place to be. It's it's it's not uptown. Tell me i was in baton rouge this week <hes> and A real good time You know. I mean you know what i'd do. I mean. we had a cookout hung out with the drivers in law. That's a just kind of it. I mean you know. Mama whipped in mississippi a week before last So your great-grandfather your grandfather. Now he might as well. He's somebody's grandfather He was How does he knew. See this one telling between same between bo. Hit ninety four which is on You know your side and georgia hidden. You know ninety three. I mean i don't know. I'm saying from your mom once you're debt so there's good genes are so see for the minute. I don't go in carthage That died at ninety six because he was up on the roof the tv and gentlemen solve. And how did he get up there. That's incredible on the ladder. Just the ladder in my my after funeral. My and said i knew he was gonna fall off their dot one day and i just kept telling him don't go. Would you kept telling our state little guests that sounds like a family member. Yeah sounds like related to us. So <hes> well. Hey man i tell you what i think. We're getting close on time. So i'm gonna wind it down but that's just wanna remind remind everybody out there. Half hour rose gmail.com at half hour. Rose pod on the twitter machine half our rosebud on talk which i think send you from time to time. I send you some tech talks.

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02:05 min | 1 year ago

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"I'm here like me changes diaper and just took a big shit. La he goes every day. Arthur we feed him he just and we don't hear from them again and you know she said you know that because you guys here and he's this week and we're like that's a good. Excuse throw no no excuse right. We ended up getting a couple of months free and in also mean. Are you ready for my favorite part of that story. My favorite part of that story is that you let me continue to be babysitter. There thank you. Let the bug man. You didn't think that maybe that was an indication that they're not good at their job. You got a couple of free months. We weren't rich when i was a baby but like late. Another ten dollars for a place that you know would actually not lock me up there in the day. The lady made a mistake. That's a pretty big mistake. It is and i to see your attitude was back then with a little mistake. Well i mean. I have to worry about it. Your mom took care of we note. That lady lady kissed her ass for the entire time. There were there she was never in a leap you there she might have some else. They're going to leave you. There was left of. You'll need to tell the one where you kept telling me you had a broken ankle. God twenty five saint club. Because that's the but we can't tell that on on this casts. Well i'll tell you this. I might we the numbers increase. I know that's crazy to right. If more will listen. I would tell you probably embarrassing story when i was a child. But you know it's a d. guys out there so we'll see but no yeah i brought a straight up brought by fucking foot in like three different places and try to tell this upstanding gentleman here and his response was going to the grocery store and he'd come with house..

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03:45 min | 1 year ago

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"Dot co thank you and enjoy the show and just in case you forgot. that's pod. Go dako what's up everybody. Yeah welcome in you here You hear a familiar voice from last week on the line. Poppy what's going on man. Welcome in just wanna say buck yen. You absolutely Are you absolutely can do that. And and so much. In honor of discretion by an honor curtis discretion is advised So men have our rose podcast and that's not kurt. I'm tom You know we're just hanging out with bobby today. you strolled into the studio last week. talk to see train. I listened to the show. Would you think talking to me now. The other guy that's young. Yeah did you listen to the show. Did you check it out. I need to put my mask on. No no mask for the at home. You can't see him. He's trying to put a mask on. He's very funny. Did you listen to what you guys recorded. Yes i enjoyed it out to get down and that was all that really matters to make sense. You know i'll be. I'll be a senior and about a month and a half. I'll be illegal senior citizen so when you get to be that age. It just doesn't matter anymore. it doesn't matter. yeah absolutely. I appreciate your feedback. Though 'cause you knows more interested in how you felt about a show. I checked it out. I thought it was interesting. it sounded like a normal conversation between you two guys all like i was listening to you. Talk on the phone. It was pretty cool. I love talking to you guys. And i i do get to curtis probably ten times more than two new but you are. You know your kids. I think you have a job. Roman one senior leave the house in a year and a half but in theory. I'm still there. Yeah i did. I did it today. But hey i always love talking to everybody out there too. So if you wanna talk to us in a half hour bros. Gmail.com at half hour bras pod on twitter and half goes on talk. Check us out there. bobby. I gave you a reprieve on that one so how bad you suck last week. So i and i did i To me and i just i i don't know what it was just i knew the first one and i was like it's on twitter. And something else on something else you into the lights to bryant freeman. It's kinda happens. Smart water by the way is pretty smart water at some smart water. So you know. I was thinking about doing this show and i was like i was really looking forward to it because i thought that was pretty cool. When brought it up. You know you guys do show And then united one even told him today for i think for the third. What do you think about. We do a special like a extra large Half hour bras. Would you like an hour. And it'll be all thing about the third one right. Let's great Vegas shirt on. That's that's no no. We don't do video They couldn't handle this drip how sexy. I am to be a little bit careful with that. But now man i so i typically like to bring in some current events stuff with With kurt at the beginning of a show. Because it's it's funny..

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03:14 min | 1 year ago

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"I just scheduled them for that time and then i'll find somebody else to work the time that they will and i'm like i said dude he goes. Oh sometimes i'll have one person that works all day. Sometimes i'll have three people. They'll get over that day and he goes i. Just that's just the way it is now. That's of how i am. I get scheduled like that. Because when i first got to the store and was working i slowly realized that like i was that guy. I was the dude that they put on ships. Because i was like why don't work every sunday. Why don't work every thursday. Everybody put on their thing. They can't work sundays and thursdays cab. But it'd be cool. Because i was really good times off i'd have i'd get messed up during the holiday but then sometimes i'd be off like on the holiday when they get like uber jam. Because everyone's like oh. I can't work days before and i can't work two days after those but then i would have like that actual day when shit hit the fan completely off they did. It never bothered me. They're like oh man. I can't work on my birthday. i'm like why row. Where are you flying to the dominican republic here. I'm going to do shit. You're going to sit at home and drink a thirty pack of natty light and then just fucking pass out with your one gift that your friend got you like. I don't care if i work on my birthday christmas. You remember when. I got that job. Edward christmas thanksgiving you to work every holiday. Look what about the presence. They're still there. He doesn't come back down the fucking chimney and get him right at midnight of the next day. Then go you ungrateful piece of shit. You don't want these fucking presents. i'll take them back like back anyway. I appreciate you being on here. Though man i enjoyed it. I'll do it anytime you can get paid for very or i love to know we still. We still got grandpa george. That's about three shows. So i wanna see you back here next month and we're gonna we're gonna talk about your dad a little bit more one dive into that and see how that plays out and how it kind of shaped what we have right now in front of us you know. Let's let's dive into that next month. Yeah that's the half hour browse podcasts. I'm curt that's ed. There we go. That's a good one. i'm curt. That's avid maybe. You know maybe a couple months. Tom gets tired of this. He didn't wanna do it. I'm curt that's ed. There you go. I got the new. What do they call interim. You'll be the interim there you go it all right. Well that was it man. I'm not gonna plug anything. I forgot you know what. I forgot the pod. Go plug after go back now and add that in the pod go i have that is so funny five thing you can tell it to you but what are you. How far. How fast do you have to do that to get it in. Because i know you turn the speed up. No i didn't. I didn't turn the actual speed up by just Put it in a one tone up so it sounds a little faster. Oh recorded kind of darker. And then i put it one pitch up. I put the pitch up once so it kind of it made it sound a little faster but it's the same kind of voice. I'm telling you sorry didn't want to give behind sam's hey thanks for having me but glove you poos later.

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