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Food Network vs Animal Planet - Behind the Scenes (Preview) - Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

02:29 min | 5 months ago

Food Network vs Animal Planet - Behind the Scenes (Preview) - Absurd Hypotheticals

"Will, would you rather have a show on animal, planet and food or Food Network and Me Better on the right camp and we just don't know what Chris is doing well one of the ranking ourselves. Yeah, bench, the same thing I did, but it makes sense for him I'm baffled that you chose food network. Chris understand why it's such thing that someone that likes to eat food, but doesn't necessarily like to cook is likes to network. You people like opens a restaurant because they go to restaurants a lot. Not Necessarily, I don't have to do the cooking on the show. There are a lot of shows where the host of the show doesn't actually cook. There are very few food network shows where the host of the show is not a cook. I mean yeah, most of them know how to cook, but none of them are a lot of them. Don't actually cook. They have cooking. For someone like like diner's way. The Dies Yeah Guy Fieri. He knows how to cook obviously, but he doesn't really cook at all on the show and. I. Mean I. Guess His Najah cooking helps him on the show, but for the most part you can just ask the restaurant owner. How did you make this and they'll tell you? And then. Go yeah! Say, we didn't say the show had to be good, but like I mean they're still getting all the information with bad about the show. There's still learn how to make the thing and I like I can describe why I like something in articulate manner without knowing how they made it. The thing. I think what you're missing is what's interesting about the food commentaries the insight. Yeah, they're still getting that from the restaurant owner. I don't know I. Just don't buy I. wouldn't think wouldn't watch your show. Show what you would want me with animals, look at the facts I. Know Because of this fucking. Literally only, said You'd hang out with elephants in those the only animal he said. No elephants are super cool elephant facts. That was a clip from our Patriot exclusive behind the scenes episode for the full episode Click on the Lincoln the description.

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Hour 3 -  Tom Silvestein and Guy Fieri (04-29-20)

The Dan Patrick Show

47:00 min | 7 months ago

Hour 3 - Tom Silvestein and Guy Fieri (04-29-20)

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This is Matt Rogers and this is Belen Yang and you might know us from shared credits including SNL show shrill nor from Queens and broad city. So yeah what those credits you can tell. These people must know what they're talking about. And here's the thing we do. If you listen to this pop culture podcast and we Satan opinion pop culture. It is henceforth law every episode. We get into the formative culture that made our guest say culture was for them. Well if that sounds interesting to you and you WANNA keep it in. The iheartradio family listened to Las Culturas. Desma iheartradio APP apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcasts. You are listening to the Dan Patrick. Show on Fox sports radio final hour on this Wednesday Dan and the Danettes. Dan Patrick show covered a lot of ground lover. A lot of territory here spent some time railing on the packers with Aaron Rodgers situation. We'll talk to Tom Silverstein. He covers the packers for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. He had some quotes had to do with Aaron Rodgers. This whole situation. That's going on there and it's an interesting column and he talked about the Rogers Matt leflore issues and even the GM. Brian Good Kunst tipped La floors hand. On what the season would look like by drafting a running back and each back in three big interior offensive linemen. They want to be the forty niners of the Midwest. The running game is a big part of the offense just like it is with the niners in Rams and therefore I don't know what that means by. You're not going to be like the niners by drafting Jordan love but the other players. Okay I get it that. That's what you WANNA do. That's who you are. Why did you sign Aaron? Rodgers to that extension of very expensive extension. Why did you if you don't like his attitude? You want to send a message to him. You got him for the next two years. No Good luck with that. Also Guy Fieri will join us coming up as well. He's doing some great things for restaurant workers and one opportunity to be able to tell people about it so we'll talk to him as well. Charles Barkley was on the first hour of our show and he said that the Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf and not the GM. Jerry Krause was the main reason why the Chicago Bulls broker. We looked at Jerry. Krause was the villain and then add value of it. No no no. He was portrayed as the villain because you know at the end because he took it apart he didn't take part in about. It does a fool. That thing was orchestrated by Jerry. Reinsdorf the notion that data little man broke up. The bull is Asinine and absurd. Hey listen if you go back and look at the use commonsense just use plain commonsense Jerry. Reinsdorf broke up the bullet. He didn't WANNA pay anybody. That's Charles Barkley from the first hour of the show and he's right and that's why that Monday I came in after episodes one and two of the last dance and I said why is it. The owner has blood on his hands. For breaking up the bowls. I can't imagine an owner say. Gm Hey do what you WANNA do. The owners the one who has to pay all that money to these players. It was just a financial move on The Bulls part. We'll get your phone calls. Eight seven seven three. Dp show email address DP. Dan Patrick DOT COM got a couple of stats era. I mentioned that Aaron Rodgers in his career has thrown a touchdown pass to one first round. Pick peyton manning has thrown through two hundred ninety. Three touchdown passes to guys taken in the first round by the way the player taken in the first round. I don't even believe he was taken by the packers in the first round. Mercedes Lewis. He was the JAGS for sound traffic in two thousand six. That was the. Td Pass that he had last season. Two More Sadi's Louis so this guy was taken in the first round in two thousand six in his first eleven seasons as a starter rodgers has had no touchdown passes to a first round. Pick file that away for what it's worth but it seems like he's doing a lot more with a whole lot more with little than most quarterbacks you know. That's probably why Tom Brady goes women. Why am I doing this? Maybe I could have some fun. Hey look at us. Receivers Tampa has but that'd be kind of fun to go other guys open. Why don't want to him open? He's open. I can't imagine Aaron Rodgers with this team in three years from now. When we're doing this we'll be talking about Aaron Rodgers on a different team. It just feels like that. Feels like and and you're going to speed up the divorce here. It feels like or at least try to in two games versus the niners last season. So I take the regular season in the NFC title game. The packers were outscored. Seventy four to twenty eight. What exactly did you do to prepare your team for that game or that moment. Your offense no twenty eight points in two games. Your defense you gave up seventy four. They allowed almost four hundred yards rushing and six rushing touchdowns in those two games that would signal now. They did over cheap but that would signal our defensive lines probably not very good and if we're not score points against the niners defense which by the way was elite. Maybe we need a couple of weapons on offense not another running back in. H Back in some big offensive lineman but hey what do I know about this? Yes mclovin and what does he complain about? They got him his first round of the. I know from two thousand six. See that's the thing where you go. Yeah he had a first round. He had a first rounder on that team. Oh who's at Mercedes? Lewis drafted in two thousand six in the first time. What are you complaining about Aaron? You got a first rounder. Yeah Paul we talked about this last year during the trail. We're talking about teams that should trade for the wide receiver member went to the Patriots. And the guy that was left was Emmanuel Sanders. Let's say that's the team and the packers gotta go get him. You said it last year you like. That's the team that needs help because you know Davante Adams very good player. Just needed help. Yup that was the guy with grab him. You know when you went to New England and then I go Kay manual sanders going to be available by the Broncos that's where I thought if Green Bay got Emmanuel Sanders all right at least you have. You know if I'm facing the packers. I'm worried about Davante Adams. Nobody else is really scaring me now. They may have some players who develop. Maybe we didn't know as much about Randall. Cobb and Jordy Nelson. We knew Jordan was a great athlete. But we didn't know would be an all pro randall. Cobb was a quarterback in college. So you have these situations where you go okay. We can develop those players. It'd be nice to have somebody already developed like CD lamb or rugs Judy I. That's a little bit different. I would think when it comes to when you open up the pantry there you know the packers offensive pantry and you go man. That looks like same thing. We had the last year and the year before and the year before and the year before. Let's check the expiration date on that. Yes boy I like Marquez Valdez gambling but I kind of hope. He doesn't become a superstar because I can't say they won't brutal Tom. Silverstein he covers the packers for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel boy. You got a little drama there in the off season. Thanks for joining us. Tom Yard Yeah. I'm pretty used to that having gone through the far or Even the mcculskey too far era. So Yeah I've been around a lot of there've been a lot of quarterbacks switches but there have been some pretty dramatic ones. If you're how would you sum up the last week here but the packers well you know could be making more of it but I kinda think. This is the year that Brian due to currents and more sort of tape back The organization that it's been central to Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy had a great run and gave Rogers a lot of leeway during that time and now they're they're seeing it as okay. How many more years of this is left and we have to start thinking about you know the future not only that you know Matt Leflore who was not able to really run his entire offense. Last year he married a lot of stuff that Rogers was doing with carthy. And I think I in some ways that reminds me of that scene and money balls when You know how keeps playing the guy he wants to play and Brad Pitt? Keeps trading guys away until he that guy play so he's sort of like no kids after the running back? Okay attracted each back and you know we have no choice but to run. Run the ball now because that's our strength and and I think that's what he wants to get back to. I think he wants to be a fifty percent running team. He's his mentor is Kyle Shanahan and they drafted Each back that looks just like cal usage and you draft a running back that looks like Derrick Henry who had in Tennessee. So there's there's some changes going on that Tom. But if I have the most talented quarterback of all time and all of a sudden I'm GonNa make my team running to the reason why the niners are running team is because Jimmy Garoppolo is not Aaron Rodgers. You know Tennessee is a running team because they have Ryan Tannehill. You have Aaron Rodgers. That's what I don't understand where you go. This is how we beat the niners I just gave some stats on what happened in the regular season in the postseason against the niners. You didn't score and you didn't stop them. So what did you do in the offseason that says? Hey we're gonNA score more or we're going to be able to them Jordan. Love doesn't help Ya. No no he absolutely does not help you right now but You know they addressed the defense last year. They spent a ton of money and capital and draft picks. And they're expecting it to be better in your to. They expect to be a better defense. Although you know I think they have to change parts of their scheme to do that. But that's a whole `nother show I think what you have is there. Is there a belief and you know? And and here's the here's the rub to it. Is that you know we all know. Rogers wasn't happy with McCarthy. So you change a coach. You have to live with his new the new philosophy. You don't get to pick the coach and what his new philosophy is. GonNa be and mettler forest. Philosophy is to have a strong get running game and pass off of play action. But you gotta run the ball. You know a good amount of time in order to get urine rogers all the really good opportunities passing the ball and in that system they don't you know in in Shanahan system even in McVeigh which are all the same. They they don't Stress big time wide receivers. I mean forty nine or still had time wide receivers. The rams have good fast receivers. But they're not you know all pro. They spent money though. They spent money on their brandin cooks like they. The the rams spent money and tried to upgrade. You Know Cooper Cup the niners you can say that maybe they traded for Emmanuel Sanders Got Kiddo. Who's involved in the offense is well I just? I don't know with with Rogers. It is Rogers there in three years. Tom Unlikely I mean after two years They have been his so here this year than two more years left of frustration on his Original guaranteed money at. I think it's thirteen point. Five or fourteen million per year so they could do it in After twenty twenty one and still take a little bit of a hit but not bad I think it I think it all depends. I think what they're saying is If it's three years three years but we don't know what's going to happen in in three years difficult to work with though Rogers I've been around him but you deal with him differently. Is it real or media created that he is passive aggressive? He's difficulties diva all the things that you hear. Well I think that he is established and a lot of the things he does and he's extremely smart and it's hard I think for people to Be Smarter than and you know. I think that causes some issues. I think every quarterbacks that you've just like every wide receivers diva what? What degree is you know? Coaches coaches are really reluctant to talk about that and But I think it's more about. Can they get him to buy in all on the floor system because I don't think they did that last year? I think they had a lot of parts. That were McCarthy system. You know I'll give you a couple of examples. Is they run the clock down. Rogers likes to run the clock down to zero because he wants to know what the defense is doing. Wants to wants to make them make the first move so pre read pre snappy outside read. That's not a real big staple of floors offense. He likes tempo. He likes to get the ball out. You know snap the ball you place. So that's one thing You know they want to run a higher percent. They ran the ball. I think. Sixty sixty two percent of the kind something like that. They WANNA run it closer to fifty. So Rogers had a lot of leeway and changing place. I I just think those are the kind of things that they're trying to implement and they felt like they had to do it through a message in the DRAC. Yeah but it's it's silly message to send if you got a guy who may not play for three years and you trade up to get a guy can't can't you send a message in a different way to Aaron Rodgers. Do I have to draft a quarterback. Who won't I unless he gets hurt? He's not going to play for a couple of years. It's just I don't know maybe I don't understand the front office of the packers they're so I think I I'm not defending. I'm trying to explain what they're thinking was and I think the thinking was you know Bryan Cranston's around when an Cook Thompson took your and Rodgers and the end result of that was good. He had a quarterback who became an all pro and MVP. And I think if you have the belief that Jordan love is that kind of quarterback. Then you have to. You know you are the keeper of the organization and GM. You have to make that move. I don't know Jordan is going to be that guy he could. You could find them out in three years but this is. I'm trying to get inside Bryan Cranston sad because he's been through goods and I think they're saying you know you only fall mug with a quarterback once and at picking number thirty. Don't get a chance to get a guy like that. And so that's what they were. That's what we're going to do and I still think they can win. With Rogers. Well they say overachieved last year Tom. They weren't thirteen and three team. I think third and I think because everything went their way. Yes absolutely all right if you can ask Rogers one question and get an honest answer. The question I think I think the question would be Are you willing to go all in on floors offense and do whatever he says because You know like I said he wanted to change. And here you go. That's what happens when you know. Be careful what you want. Sometimes you get a coach with different off on some different idea how to do things so I I would want to know if he's all in on Tom. Good to talk to you. We appreciate your time and congrats on getting well. Whatever you feel like scooper just as strong inclination here. What's going on with this situation? More to follow. I'm sure with Aaron Rodgers in the off season and feels like every off season. There's something with Aaron Rodgers. But thank you tom for spending some time. You're very welcome de Tom Silverstein. He covers the packers for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. It sounded like Tom was okay with this. He didn't seem near as bothered by the draft. No I'm more bothered by this for some reason live there. I know I you bring in a coach and maybe errand brought this on himself. Because you don't get along with Mike McCarthy. All Right make a coaching change so you bring in a coach who likes to run the football. Does that make sense? If you have Aaron Rodgers you to signed up that contract extension with the Guy. Who Look. He wasn't let's let's not confuse him with some of the great offensive coordinators of all time match spend time with the Ramsey. Spent time with the titans. Okay but you're coming in with Aaron Rodgers. I WANNA know how do I make Aaron Rodgers Greater and I don't think this system Aaron Rodgers better and I think you overachieved and I think you'd come back to Earth this year and maybe maybe you're a ten win to take a break guy. Fieri will join US coming up next on loan from diners drive INS and dives. We're back after this on the Dan. Patrick show thanks for listening to the Dan. Patrick Show podcast be sure to catch. Us Live every weekday morning nine to noon eastern or six to nine Pacific on Fox sports radio. Find your local station for the Dan. Patrick show at Fox sports radio DOT COM or stream. It live every day on the iheartradio APP by searching F s. Our support for the Dan. Patrick show comes from our friends at rocket mortgage by quicken loans home today so much more than it was yesterday but at rocket mortgage home is still all about you during these challenging times the top already racket mortgages the health and safety of the communities they serve if you need mortgage assistance. Their teams available twenty four seven to answer questions and offer solutions whether that means saving money on your mortgage funny new way to navigate payments from their home to yours. The team at rocket mortgage is with you visit rocketmortgage dot com Dan to learn more call for cost information conditions. Equal housing lender licensed in all fifty states and MLS consumer access dot. Org Number three zero three zero thick. Do you own or rent your home. Sure you do and I bet it can be hard work you know what's easy bundling policies with GEICO GEICO makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy. It's a good thing too because you already have so much to do around your home. Go TO GEICO DOT COM. Get a quote and see how much you can save. It's gyco easy visit. Geico DOT COM. Today that's GEICO DOT com once again. It's GEICO easy. Visit GEICO DOT com today. Geico DOT COM guy. Fieri is Celebrity host diners drive INS and dives and he's partnered with the National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation to raise money for out of work restaurant workers to date. They've raised twenty one million dollars. Paid out in five hundred dollar grants to donate visit R. E. R. F. DOT US. Guy Joins US NO GUY. I only wanted to have you on for one reason. And that is. How do you pronounce your last name? E-e-eddie fee fieri in Italian E R. I is Eddie he added. Everybody's is a guy named Eddie. He's gotTa pay a fee is a fee. Okay because we had people in my audience who were saying that I was mispronouncing. It and my wife's Italian so I said no I it's Guy Atty. Yeah you got it right okay. All right good intro music by the way the hangout music going on the back. Very very calm and soothing. What do you have behind you? Is that a man cave or your office. With what kind of stuff do you have their office? And that's I mean it's collecting. It's all the stuff my wife will let me know. My Office is right off of the kitchen and we built this new house and she said you have to finally move out of the kitchen with all your crap and go sit in your go. Sit in your own room so I look out the patio that gets over to the right. Those are all my different projects Bobbleheads all that you know you look at your collection. Send me that I should send you this new bobblehead. It'd be perfect all right. What's the best piece of sports memorabilia? You haven't house pick the computer. Take you over there so this is yet right here now. Kenny Stabler. That's great autograph. Kenny Stabler so Kenny. We're really good buddies. We met because I'm up here in Raider country and we became really good friends and spent several nights here at the House. The Old House and he was the first one he came into my kitchen. My own house. We're GONNA tear this out of the wall by the way and he took this He took wrote a super bowl play on the wall in my kitchen. And in that subsequently led to everybody that was famous star or now musician. Qasimi Hagar came in and wrote lyrics on the wall and That really made my wife happy here but aside. Evil knievel jumped. Take Your Derby but all that I'm radio station so that Kenny Kenny fixes. One of the best Who were some of the other sports stars who have been at your place or you've cooked for them you know. Think about it. There's been a lot of actually big music fan as well. But let's see here. Marsha. I don't know if you know Marcel Reece. Marcel played for played for the raiders. Had quite a few quite a few giants up. We're a little bit removed from danger about an hour and a half two hours away from the city so we don't quite get all of the you know we don't get all the Sports Stars coming up this way. We usually have to travel travel down there. Although my son would like to tell you that we that we've had. We should get curry up here every other weekend. But when you go on the road though are you hanging? Who Do you hang out with my fill crew? I it goes kind of kind of fast and furious. You know we go from all fly out of here we live like I said Northern California. We'll fly out of here. Get INTO SAVE PHILADELPHIA. I'll leave your where I was. Just with Michael Rubin at the one of the last NBA game for this all went down but we flew out of here left at four in the morning. Got To philly. I think eleven o'clock afternoon shot all day into the evening. Stay the night shoot all day again and then fly home. So it's not like it wasn't the old days are going to town and shoot a couple shows. Stick around her days. You've got shows. Tha had a little bit more playtime now now. The schedule is not as permitting. So I don't get it but but I did have a great great seventy sixers game and sat on the floor. And that's kind of like when everything was unfolding during this difficult time and matter of fact. I was leading from Philly that night on my way to Hawaii Shoes. More Triple D. And Well Or said now I've been home says? What was the car that you almost picked to us on diners drive in sometimes besides the Camaro second choice so when we started the show we did. A pilot in the pilot was like seven. We drove seven different cars and the producer just went to car clubs and said Hey. We're doing the show that's involved. You know old garbage diners even before we really designed shows like so these car clubs would bar the car so I drove some really cool a couple of really nice dodges. I even did Dr Afford. I'm not afford Guy mmashebi Guy and when we got done doing the show that we picked up he says okay. So what car do you think we should drive in the show and I said that sixty seven Camaro joke? That's you know that car. He went and got that car. So we use that carpet couple years then. I finally went and built the sixty eight that we use now but that had to be shutting there was no it had to be convertible so we could shoot one time the cameras in the car with me and we need the light and read the height for the F- y'All might incited. Is that your car? How much it's a sixty eight R S S S rally sports supersport? It's got a it's got a five. Oh do big walk. Traffic five speed is a rotisserie guard. It's it's fully gone through my brother at his sixty nine rally sport in the same colors your so whenever I see yours. I always think of my brothers. Red Convertible Rally Sport and that was a great car as beautiful. You know he sold it. I'm GonNa tell you if you know how. Many people have walked up. I was in high school. I had the do you still have it but maybe you end up getting the car that you couldn't get in highschool it feels right. You could have bought the car. I mean to get the superstore package on a Camaro was like because I have a couple of chevelle. Also that are super sports and the back it was. The Cook was a bigger deal but yeah I see so many people that come up and you can really see especially some of the the old Look at it Kinda. Give me this I have in the story always kind of unfold. So He's Guy Fieri diners drive ins and dives explain what you're doing with the restaurant workers here well. This is my whole life this is ever done and the TV. They kind of came after that which I was. I really appreciate the the opportunity but I'm a chef. I'M COOK I'M A. I've owned restaurants at all sides so when this happened when we got this hits I knew with the tens of thousands of restaurants. If we're being closed we're GONNA have ourselves into a situation where we were going to just have so many people without jobs and thinking what can I do to help. We go gift certificates which is a great way to do it. But I'm thinking on a national level so call the National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation. Because they're the ones that take money in and then helped get money out. They know how to handle the deals. What advice start sending out these videos to these presidents of companies have interacted Gresham Breakfasts long story short stan turnout videos to you. Name IT TO PEPSI TO UBER. Each coat. You'll take anybody that had had some direct connection and people started sending money and I think Just as last night we're up about twenty one point five million Anatolian Tony. One point. Five million one hundred percent of the proceeds go directly to the employees administration fee or any of that kind of stuff and the beauty of it is about five hundred dollar grants and the website if people want to check it out to make a donation or to try to sign up or one of the graphs is our e R S dot. Us Restaurant employee released a dot us. But I mean listen is a terrible situation. We're trying to make some him back. Just show that the people that have been serving for all these years community. Is there and trying to help? Serve them great stuff more serious question. Who Does your hair? Well you you act like you don't know because it's the same stylists you have so I don't even know. Does your wife do it or do you do it or somebody else well. It's I don't know the guys are supposed to ask each other. We can build a career off great hair so it comes from a good place. Okay that's followed during this during this pandemic were shooting and Nasdaq stats noon. I'm here I also in the wine country in in doing shooting diamonds and dives inert kitchen. Your inner patio kitchen in my sons are running the cameras. Youngest son setting up go close by all of a sudden might co host producer. And my wife's doing the makeup and I said I thought it was a common thing like why don't you just touch the up a little bit? Look that great and I said I recognized. She's like it. Looks heavy crazy like you do your makeup she was. That's not doing your own. The learning curve around here buddy. Buddy mind does my buddy minos a big salon. Yeah what's the most overrated food fast food? I think what is and I mean. This is really the truth. I think yourself good fast. Food don't get me wrong and I think it's four in the morning when you shouldn't be eating clears there so you know the bills spot but I think like eating a burger gonNA eat a burger. Eat a really righteous perver- Raipur Uber related freezed of meat per fresh baked. The bond. Eat a burger that they give it so some But I think that this stuff of just you know code anything in batter and FRY it. Don't me wrong it has its place but I think that if you're gonNA take on the calories and you're gonNA take on the car to you're GONNA go. You're maybe give yourself if you're gonNA wait a slice of pizza each really good pizza. We got a lot of great pizza. New Haven not very far from here that like pizza capital. You don't think all my all agents. Wma From William Morris Endeavor that all live up in that area on a regular basis or explaining to me how easy this get on the train coming up. But Dad I had cousins that lived in the area and I remember being a kid from California where we had just ours was just kind of you. Know back in the seventies hippie pizza where I lived at least when I went there. That pizzas the slices. Were you know sitting in my cousins like every day? Let's pizza you know. Really you know we get a lot of that. What kind of workout regimen do you because I watch usually Friday? It's like all day all night. Diners drive INS and dives and I'm going you gotTa have a good workout regimen. I actually It's something that I really enjoy. It's actually something really enjoyed the most of the height. I'm a big outdoors guy so to me going for hike. We have a big part behind behind our house and then we have a ranch. Five hundred ranch. I spent a lot of time. I came out biking and then when it rains I have my buddy got me. Peleton treadmill which don't ever say I'm embarrassed. I didn't say it but I gotta be honest. It does push me. I don't necessarily listen to all the classes and the people talking to me but it does when the when the schedule changes it does. Make you push a little bit. Are there either run this from usually incline either guy. But I and that I just started watch for me. I don't how will you gain if you go out for a two day trip like how much I watch when you take the extra bite because of course you want to be nice to the person that you're in their kitchen you never go one bite. I'm done you always go. You double down. Though I give you credit guy you double down you go bite all man. That's good you go one more time to give them the ultimate compliment. So I watched the show. But I don't have to watch all of your show because everybody in my Millie and Daniel amount that he texted me yesterday. And said you're going to be on the show tomorrow. Aren't you got? How do you know this? He says all. Because I I took the teaser. Some analytic so this might watch your show whether you watch triple. D. But you're right. You got the insight there. I'll give you a give you the credits on that. There's a difference between liking something in loving something. Okay I never. You'll never see it on the show of I don't like it so I don't like sometimes things get set down. We turn the camera off. Would you say okay? Let's revisit this. Let's figure out how we're GONNA do this. Does this as I'm not set at a bunch of people here to have this? Whatever we just released the truth I mean. I don't have any shifts. I don't know what you do is walking up to me gone dude. I went all the way there. And it sucked. I'm which I've had people say an essay this. I'm sorry I'm all over the Board. But People Ida Lady I'm doing a demo and then I'm in DC. I'm doing a demo. Twenty five hundred people up there. I'm cooking and I'm talking and we put the open Mike for People ask questions while Lady Says Hey I. I went to this place in in Long Beach. The you went to. It was horrible horrible. What did you have? She said I had the the the the pancakes with the Blue Mary Sauce. And the death attorney go. I think I haven't Guacamole Burger. She Goes Oh yeah I had to walk into it was pancake. I'm not guaranteeing that I try is fantastic joke anyhow back to the not gain anyway. Do you have a buckets? I heard that you might have a bucket underneath you that you don't GonNa you eat you. Okay if I if I take to buy I finished. There's no I don't play the Games I don't that and I do know because like I did some commercial tv some courses just restaurants back in the day and it would be there. You're getting like I did. It just doesn't feel right. You know I couldn't do it so anyhow no I've never been I I I'm not gonNA say words just going to say but no I don't fit out so it's What she's what to get the Mayor Flavor town. How many people live in Overton? By the way you know what meet citizens on a regular basis and they sent me wedding invitations and graduation invitations and their kids the kids in eagles. You know you get all the same stuff that you have the residents. I see all these. I see all the Constituents that you have there on our call good dudes by the way which I always loved the banter issues. I favor part is soon as I see so del Smokescreen and Mike. All right cups. Let's go back into loss but you don't get that on diners drive ins and dives you can't really have like you'll have. You'll have a special guest sometimes but you need to have somebody who really jabs you a little bit. I think I have it all the time. I edit them out of my kid. I have my son Hunter Hunters twenty-three just graduating. Unlv nineteen ninety running reps. Thank you At school also but hundred graduates. I had him on the show with me quite a bit. And he's in Egypt topnotch smart ass you know he gets his little jabs in your there and then the youngest one writer who's fourteen. He's also starting to take on the profession of being a running mouth Would you both funny? I mean listen. That's I think that's what keeps us going and keeps US moving. Keeps his sharp on our game. Plus I have a whole crew. I've got twenty people that shoot triple D. We have two teams that are going all the time. And you don't make you don't say wrong line or dropped something on the floor or have some mustard running down your cheek without you know. It's great to talk to you and continue to entertain us in a great thing it's R. E. R. F. Dot. Us US raising twenty. One million dollars will be paid out in grants. The National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation. He's Guy Fieri thank you. We appreciate your time. Love the show. Thank you so much for having me guys. We'll take a break to. We've figured out how to Pronounce Guy. 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They're just not but Aaron is still able to be Aaron Rodgers. He doesn't throw interceptions. Right doesn't throw and you still had a bad year for four thousand yards in threw twenty six touchdowns in four seconds. That's a bad year for him. That's amazing couple of phone calls in here Gregory Illinois. Hey Greg do you have for me? Adp Packer Fan in bear country. I get the criticism of the packers draft Both sides of it. But I have a question for you kind of a long term thing here when Rogers does retire. Do you think he will be given the benefit of the doubt from the same critics the people who are criticizing the organization if you only ends up with one championship probably not probably not and nobody said it's fair and thanks for the phone call because we look championships. You know the packers are going to have. They have twenty eight years right now. 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Because it's Aaron Rodgers. If Lebron James Lebron James said he was on the verge of crying watching Michael Jordan when his first title and then started social media where people are saying. Oh look at Lebron trying to you know. Put himself into Jordan documentary. Where I don't I didn't read it that way. But it's Lebron. Hey the cowboys had a great draft but it will be a great season less DAK Prescott signs the long-term deal okay. So That's how the formula works here. I saw where Eric Edmonds in California on the scoreboard. Challenge fritzy scoreboard. Challenge has to do with twenty strikeouts. You Got Thirty two in twenty thirty two and all right. So twenty is Roger. Clements STRIKING OUT TWENTY SEATTLE MARINERS. On This Day eighty-six correct thirty two and the clear is get the whiff for them so maybe the other one has to do with something baseball pitcher. Really Sandy Colfax but. I don't know what he did on this day. 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Carl gets roasted by me, Guy Fieri, Alex Guarnaschelli and Sherrod Small

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Carl gets roasted by me, Guy Fieri, Alex Guarnaschelli and Sherrod Small

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'cause he's a different person. He's running to go get water and Sodas people through these. My sous-chef asked my boss. I love it. I told everybody I told off. Mike you that I thanked because it was guy guys. Gary that turned me onto Carl. He's blessed. One guy used to come through ally dropped him off like a homeless just feed in just once in a while. You guy come through a lot. Do the show you know oh a bunch but then there were times he was here and busy with all their show right and so I would grab Carl. you guys walking out the door. Ah I love you really want to take it. Does it smiling from before him. Why are you so nervous. 'cause he's a real star around you. The crazy guy at the party dumps the lighter fluid here. Go Watch this the host I I'm quite swinging back. Don't worry I take notes. You know I was in Miami last time I talked to you guys and on the rooftop and you call and we had the best laugh and people could hear me from down on the patio. I was just laughing. That's you guys have a great time. I love the Carl's expense I mean. That's what we've been material. We've been having a really it really good time with this new show. I gotTa Tell You Fury Yeah. You guys are dominating. You're kicking ass. You're excited good buddy. Ben Perry WHO's back in nor cal he wrote. He sent me a text. He says man. I know you're laying in Newark new. You're booked up but you gotta go by. These guys are crushing it in fact every stadium. It's the welcome to Thunderdome Carlson. GonNa jump right into this or do. We just poke him some more because now you've got a poke them a little bit a little bit too giggling mess looking at them like. I enjoy a good barbecue. I enjoy the preparation gene. We're takes ten or twelve hours. So why don't we just really cook. I'm not even going to answer that politics You're the worst cook in the history of the world he he puts a foil on everything from the freeze up until we don't change foils. It Got Iron Chef Alex Shelley just lit up. I'm I'M NOT GONNA lie to you. The yes bother a lot. That's why we do it even more. How angry do you think Mary is today. She's listening shaking. you know. I thought I was doing the show that he wasn't and you found time for us. Man That's being thanks go have dumplings in Chinatown or come by and Roast Carl way there was going to be a little suckling pig discussing doc imagine your whole life you guys guys guys guys you suck. He's got one good car story. Dan You guy. I don't know how long we have. There's a story there's historical good one. I see you set up for which one is you put on. I'm GonNa let you I'm GonNa. Let you pick one story that I can't tell them. That's how you get me. You just others once you okay you you can pick any one of the store and there's a catalog on DVD box set. You'll be able to get the race sugarman seeing a lot of batch yeah. That's that's a whole nother chapter normal dump. Stop at supermarket. You gotTa tell one which one whichever one s Cuban food in the whole world is do that all right. That's actually that's a great story for me. It's not a great story for me. We're in a bar. This is when I first met Cuban and and that's what everybody calls. Why would you guys call Carl here the Cuban but his twitter's there's call release. I'm trying to help him out with his Change My name Honey Badger. That's your name Honey Badger Eric Erakat now they had a poll to come up with a new name for the honey badger different old Kurt kickstarter. Ah Go Fund me GonNa lie to you. twenty-five people voting than there wasn't a lot of excitement on the bed. Cuban important but like you said we're crushing it so the Cuban an IRA and I don't know in New York and I just met him and he's tried to talk to you about great Cuban food and the introduce me this guy that it's supposed to be the Cuban godfather of Great Food and next thing I know we've loaded up into a car and we're going over to New Jersey and he's promising me that we're going to have the greatest Cuban meal ever so go to grocery store. It's let's say it's ten thirty at this point. I'm starving and we're going to have this great Cuban. I know enough about Cuban Cuban food. It Ain't going to be eliminated. I mean we're we're going to be taken awhile so I fortunately ditch often like a banana or something to eat so we go along and we drive and we drive and we finally get to this house and then we go into the shadiest thing I'd taken my jewelry off was ready to choke down my fingers. Ah I'm not kidding I mean I'm packing it places. I'M GONNA ditch. She's stirring and we go into into this guy's house well. It's not a house it's a poker den in the Front Room of some shady little apartment and in their these dudes playing cards cards and nobody's looking at anybody nobody's talking and we're walking and he's waiting and there's a car running out front people coming in and out people sitting there looking at me because I'm the only the bleached stare and the whole thing and the key to it is that there's a soda machine in the Living Room. It's all vinyl floor and pop chairs. The chairs and you have to go put money the into the soda machine to get a beer. That's the table sound like happy. Land Social Club were kit one endure in and out that's it. That's kind of cool though I ended up in a bag. There's no there's still no food and midnight thirty comes around there so now I'm sitting in the corner and this Gel during his Carl hustles what he was doing some other little deals go and stuff so finally I was able so I flagged down. Have you ever seen the cars that are in these neighborhoods in New Jersey. This guy had had more trinkets and things hanging from his dangling balls and stuff and I- flagged down and he gave me a ride all the way back to like the standard or something and I mean and I got out. I was shaking. I was really I didn't I didn't talk to this guy for probably at least six months is pissed. I was about ready to get I was so out of my element. I'm northern cal kid dude from northern California rolling in a place like this. This was goodfellas. Godfather rocky belt all packed into one. It was suck the mother be on AAA Apple Day. There was no food. There's no food no food bodies hungry in there. Why did you bring him there and how each other what happened to the groceries I chatted I got sidetracked by exactly triple x. Yes and he left me and we didn't talk not only did they not call me. I called million times son of you. Come down here and there was no. I mean he was radio. Silence like three days and then and then little chirps would oh come on my firm now explain your side of this drag went upstairs something going on. I blacked out and then and then Carlos danger danger took over and then all hell broke loose man. I used to party really hard around me. Person spoke English it which I don't mind but nobody was interested in I was there. I mean there were people in there must have been in and out of this place fifty people in the in the course of the three. We hours that I sat yes. That's how we knew no-one in there. They don't have TV now. This the real thing we don't know transistor radio there's in the corner going and then one guy that had a cat headlock get locked out just walked through and I'm like I'm dead. That's what Karl Story. That's why I dropped him off here to you I. I said it was dead. So I gotta say he's behaved so far but I know the bottoms GonNa Fall Eh but it's going to happen. Don't trust the hot air balloon and let me tell you hit a power line. You'll be dead in that. Same situation left somewhere away with Cubans Williamsburg in English on it couldn't wait to cut you get the candy out of you fucking goal. I know I I was promised the dinner by the greatest Cuban chef and I bought all the Goddamn groceries. I'm like two hundred fifty bucks for the groceries and they'll thing I'm like okay. We're GONNA eat around midnight one and he just he blacks out leaves me and I'm pretty good. I mean I can handle myself in awkward situations but it was worse than awkward and I had a little gloss onto because now in thinking the straight to flagging down a car to get out as a rental car in Tokyo drift driving them back it was just sixty seventy two El Dorado supreme multiple colors with me nine messing wheels what Kinda bounced it because of no shocks that had a lot I would smell something wasn't right and I would open that door and I would have talked and rolling the fuck out when they pulled up to the standard wasn't standards against award so the gadget boards going on okay the game's going. Everything's going on and here I come rolling trump got who are just like what's going on. They wouldn't even let them into ballet and driving up in the dark. Take Care Nice hanging out of the way you got a good story about him. nope GonNa Tell Oh appetizer. I have a cousin. What are you you fucking. Tell it yeah I mean who cares at this point. I mean some fucking ice cream by the by the way was I have a because they do you call me. I'm not even saying anything about this. I have a cousin shout to my cousins. What are you you get worried about this voted. How does I have a cousin triggered cousins. GonNa talk about guys also talk about pirates who yes saying. I'm not a fucking pirate it in this country family elitist heart meter on. I can't pick one or pirates. No me neither well. This is still active. That's book before I go dirt deep. I'M GONNA be it'll be an in Manila envelope. When I die my son hundred will publish it would be at least three chapters. How did you meet the Cuban. Oh Jeez so years ago at Miami. He floated up refrigerator. Take a deep the changes inches here. We go all the way nobody safe. This is good so how'd you guys meet I was I was what was it. I just got on food network and I was walking down the street. Come from Italian restaurant and I you know restaurants. That's my favorite thing and so I'm walking long ago. This Cuban restaurant music's great. Everything's going nuts barely can hear anything and having a cocktail sitting there and got a couple of buddies with me and Mr Tick tick comes up and he's got eighteen espressos his back teeth. Thank you want to buy a watch. They better get word out. Go to jail opened up. It was cold it yeah so US emissary Disco Patch so this guy comes up and he says Hey you're the guy that won. The Food Network in in the music is loud. You're like what he's seventy eight. He brings up all these the food everywhere in the food is fantastic. I mean he's he's such a great chef he really so this is my favorite chefs in the world and it so that Gold Rolex for that okay so he comes up. He brings me all this food and we start talking and he and he was actually one of the first people that he has. We started talking about the woman. He knows a lot about here's how he doesn't have to be dangerous about. Everything just knows enough to get you in trouble. Yeah Cuban can fog has done so in a few CD yeah but then he we worked together came out to California. We did had quite a few adventures of cooking together and he knows no boundaries good and bad but he's been a great. He helped open the Times Square joint yeah. He's he's opened a lot of. He's opened a lot lot of joint smuggling. He's yeah he's done a lot of joints. Yeah quite a character. I loved when you've got that that really bad review and you've said fuck this. I'm going to own own this. That was brilliant. You gotta you gotTa Take Shitty Shitty food critic short short story when after guy and gave him a horrible review on his time square restaurant Straw was a New York Times but it was but yeah but he didn't he didn't deserve. We've been there. Bunched food's really good right so guy instead of hiding like fuck that who wants to interview he was everywhere. Yes the way to do business in the end right. You know we don't want to give this guy credit but I do. I do think that when you face the fire and as restaurant restaurant owners and chefs we've had to do that so many times I mean. Karl doesn't get those New Jersey because he owns New Jersey. Now you have to face it. In a matter of fact I had been in New York. Just did a fundraiser for for Sandy. I did a big fundraiser at the restaurant flew home. That night landed late at night. It came out out went home. took my kids school. Got Back on a plane and flew back and read it. I'm not gonNA take this shit and you gotta you. GotTa face it so it is what it is. You know I don't i. We don't don't live as restaurant owners and chefs. We don't live by this by someone else's one person's opinion. I'd rather take the masses and we've had some pretty great success with it. We've opened. I think maybe thirty restaurants since then that cooling. Maybe I don't WanNa be clear the only reason I brought it up because it wasn't deserved at the time. I and I thought it was just so ballsy that he's fucking. I'll face the fire. I was there man. I'm GonNa tell you it was. It was taught me a lot about character. You know what I mean like. I was with a lot of chefs for a lot of times and I was like this. Dude is the real thing right like I know a lot of like Super Super Frenchie fucking guys they would folded like a cheap COSCO chair. Thank you Carl. I like how you're employing car. This is great. I don't know what you're paying him. Peanuts paycheck two weeks instagram followers. That's a window into the bank inside right on that instagram followers listen to this show. What are they have on ninety. Five Red Bull's the truckers sparks offices sneaking parts exports we we got a lot a lot of different people. It's a nice mix some nice mix. Yes see we got a guy in the line. I have a pump recommendation. Oh you still want that needs a pump. This pecker occur pump pump. Let's call Chef Marie and ask her head shepherd. Let's call on yesterday. We'll we'll have ron love chef. Marie is have you his wife Marie that they have restaurant they have three restaurants that three restaurants correze and I just really gotTa tell you. I think you have such look. He's given everything announced. Show your shovel. It'd be something you want to know what happened yesterday. He texts me a pretty sexy picture visit of his wife. That was a mistake. Why did you bring it up against Louis. Ah Spaniard Yeah I was so confused on my core. Why don't you send me on. It was a mistake. No that's staff. Where'd you get the same picture showing your picture. You don't WanNa see that now. We're GONNA move on Holy Shit. Can you ought to come the show. Can we do this once a month twenty four hour marathon. How do we should do a marathon Artha Bergman who yes I. Let's say hi to Carl's wife Marie for the second day in a row. Oh Marina my God. Hey Chef Marie this guy. How are Ya oh I'm just sitting here hanging out with Carl well and I wanted to do a little inventory. Carl's work habits recently and what he's been doing over at the restaurant I literally in the middle of it right now. I WANNA to kill him. He calls me the book this luckily I'm doing right now. I'm literally on the road like leaning up with math. He's he's right here and he's laughing about it. The Marine do me a favor the sleeping on the couch Carl again benfit yesterday. Did we did fighting. A childhood was actually calling for that but I hope he would. What's on the menu. What have you created Jeffrey. I need kippen. hotoke hamburgers corn full blown event Oh poor shopping this morning for the let's Carl. What did you do today. I aw is watching guide beyond me and then I had a full awful winning uh-huh Sodas restraints for you you you all right you know. I'm on the side of over because my car could call the ban. They do curiously you really this is actually opie called me because this is an intervention k. We're here to talk on behalf of therapists. Why did you take the van now. She got seats. I was in a rush yeah. I just chicken everywhere. Oh aw well Karl Scoop it up with Hannah. Put it back sick all the board of Health the White House the that's brutal address dinner God had car. I Dunno Lafayette the House with the waterfall waterfall in front of the House with the water. That's a little less action. Yeah he owns. He owns mation. Tell the piano oh you guys. He owns a Jag personal trainer people they do. They do all the giants. The jets the devils wow what a personal trainer physical therapy because for all the professional teams house his house looks like someone voted for you to live there. This is the the second wrote anyone to who we're going to send him right now. Jeffrey Carlson come and do the cleanup city having fun with Friends Korea right. She hung up van. She got chicken to have you met Marie by the way she's she's four nine nine. Yeah blonde hair beautiful girl hard worker. I mean she's got all the energy enthusiasm plus two kids well three including Carl uh-huh oh. How long is this show our. I'm not it make it. I'm telling you right now. I'M NOT GONNA make it. This is the best goddamn firearm. It is the best Marie I miss you. I'll send Carl soon. Okay not for lost everything. Why is there a penny the best show hi Marie I'll be on craigslist looking for gigs apartment Toria all right. How did how did you stiffer with the New van. She's doing this in a smart car. What does she have to do so giant's VIP cars. He's got stuff on these. She's fine. She's just did that for the radio. Hopefully we can hopefully hopefully she did a bit understands radio. I hope she's a penalty. He played into that. She really delivered on that one. I've been doing this long enough to know. That's not really that was a bit of if you could do me a favor and pencil my name my number down every time you call her just to get me on this therapy. We got a guy who wants to pitch a show. You probably saw grocery games scrape low. Aren't you come judge it sometime. Oh hello again why people might the three of them. Maybe taking my I show to some. You know some other country. It's a good show man. He talks Gauley watched it. Alex and I were talking. Alex is come to grocery games and destroyed it like she does every competition that she gets. She's one of the most winningest chefs in all of food true yes and she's an iron chef a huge deal and the way she got but she was just having a conversation before we got the studio about Grocery Games and what and how difficult that is why and Carl is also one of those matter of fact. You know what I smell right now. No smell you judging when these to go head to head that is winning winning goes down. You're GonNa let him judge me. He understands that I know this show. I will jump over that judging. He knows I know my way around Kitchen Carl Penny chicken dish. I think readers can you can pull pull up one of his videos of him cooking. Oh how much my cooking is to food network. People Watch one of your you to more than how to show folks like a Frat boy known proud. He Cooks He. You should be trained not to see this bull frostbite Jason Noel Aluminum's climbing in one kitchen. How do you like like low. I feel any more gray. Minerals real copper another flavor. This was this just a quick one. The perfect crepe now. This is awful. What the perfect great today. We're making perfect crepes. Oh I don't even WanNa make sure your crepe is dry in Golden. Brown isn't the blatant took. I know he's kind of the Broccoli runaway a lit up and you do this under a Brit know the perfect crepe. Guy I think that's I think that's great. Sign dirty play in. What is that the my experience was. That was a crime. They think the guy gets worse. Were is there's. There's more this was where he pitched us to the. He's sent this as an email to the food network guys watching it on. I thought it was a soft porn. This list pilot will be crushing scallops by right away from the side of the scale out. This gets a little muscles from the scallops that attached patches to the show so far so good. You're doing great. We'll talk. There might be a few pieces of skin from the bottom of my heel in there. Oh my God Dato examples crime. They seem from American me brush. I forgot it was dead already. Eh Secret Ingredients Rose Raoult's rizos angle to look at this. They can dry call apron on uh ooh the pilot jazz it up. It's called jazz it up with Master Chef Colon. The pilots Colin Hashtags Montesquieu. Just bypass is eating it. Throw it in the toilet weight loss program. Yeah Y- you agree that microwave there is so I'm in pain. I it with deal with their size chefs. I deal with this every day. He says something insane about food. What is what is the principal it just fuel tweet shut up and eat your garbage truly in the country another uh-huh good microwave speaking. I make dishes every once in a while guy. That's awesome pottery. I should swayze sit by now. Patrick swayze's in front of him in the United States that show a Heck Shark Shark Pool in one little job with everybody gets the other ones too long but then call took me out to uh-huh Sean. I gotTA play. You got to see it he he we go to the he's like. Filmed are are nice. dinner we had a squid quitting was delicious. It looks like baby poop like the shit that he was saying was arrested development he has he maxed out. Thank you brothers got a restaurant. He's he's going to F H Riley. Thank you guy yeah. No my brother is actually a really good chef skipped over. You hit a brick wall before I just don't want the people out there to be confused. I'm really isn't very good chef one hundred New York Avenue in Huntington Village village. That's awesome goes there I do. It's close the street from where you do. The book signings yeah thanks Carl with in your room who hasn't been attacked Surat. Ah I have one story I can tell about coral and it just started yesterday because he came to the cancer and everything else. I can't repeat so the only story I can tell. You is from yesterday today though we did some evil things I'll cheese start things. Dr Arc that this is the show talk about. Let's hit the phones phones than Kevin in Houston. Kevin go ahead buddy. Hey Man hell of a show guys. Thank you man you need to show guy your muscles and red sauce with the extract added ingredient in your band. Aid fell off to disband day was started auto finger missing. The Pasta Squid Kid has this chewy. They really don't find this funny professions. Did you find the fingernails the question his flesh colored noodle takes yeah yeah play this. That's changed a video so I did a video on my youtube of me smelling steak and he takes him to change it. Food is a lot I didn't know what's going on with that beard the Guy Shukla Fig Newton in there ah let's say Ivan out there on long island what part of Long Island island obey. I live in smithtown brother right on down yeah yeah. Hey you guys are killing it. I love the new show. I can't stop listening to it. Wow thanks Ivan. You're awesome man. Thank you man I love you. I love you chop. You guys kick hang asinine chefs and Sanger guy by bother is a little tiny the lady I was on the on the TV. She goes oh there goes. The guy's crazy hair loves watching your show. Your mother understands find entertainment whole tamely. Does this show hey what about a shout out for Carl. Hey Carl Nice beard chicken dish a great show. I I love you guys all right thank you. I appreciate that Chop. This great bridge. Dave Nolte's want to produce a couple of shows now. It's ten years tasted tenure. That's crazy. What's what's your deal Alex. How'd you get into cooking. You lived in midtown Manhattan fifth and seventh which is a crazy grows the place to grow up in New York City. It's amazing. It's more businesses than residential tunnel. Yeah it's interesting to hear you say this because I don't know anything about New York but not bad ass she is she is everybody fears her right. She can out cook and it's the truth. I'm not the only one that says she beats everybody. She comes to Grocery Games. She cleans up. She beats everybody and and so it's really the true so I wondered what happened because I didn't know if she'd like been released out of a reform story. It's not it's not got a tough neighborhood but it's a strange neighbor is different neighbor. How do you explain this. Touristy is rich people they could. You know I'm an only child. My parents are both Italian and they just cooked constantly. They still do and that's just all. I knew so I would hide from my mother uh-huh yeah and my parents you know my dad would make the tomato sauce on my mom would say isn't it better. When I make it and yeah I don't have any siblings to hide behind so that that was Kinda Dicey Dicey General and if you know my dad my parents fought my mom would make a lemon desert with eighteen million layers on this every time I see a lemon anything I start to get the PTSD you. It's like Carlin and you were there trigger words. He says pirate he starts shaking. Excuse Abbotabad Cookies my whole childhood so I just right out of school. I started cooking a never ever done anything. Hang out to hang out anywhere fifty seven. I guess you're the part but I skateboarded as a kid. Just on these streets yeah skateboard around a lot. Yes I did kind of yeah as a little odd same cooking with Alex she was up at my ranch cooking and they're shooting in her boyfriend from was there and and it was a great cook to blast cooking but she ordered from the market like she was trying to stop her own store list. They go like this. Hey this is what Alex ordered twenty minutes later at finished and I'm like well. There's nothing else in the store. She made like eighteen dishes ice in eighteen. She's a really decimated yeah. I'm sorry next I'm just GONNA I'M GONNA bring a Golden Berry chicken and pennies and keep playing flavor penny come on down for penny chicken Wednesday. It's going to be with yeah I do to jazz it up. Hey Copper Canyon Canyon Penny tastes great and conducts electricity vitamins and Committals Jenner Again Carl. I'm filming another one of those. Oh my God. He's trying to explain the fine dining to me and I'm just I'm just taking the piss out of it. Oh my God just laughing our asses off no seriously. What's your idea an ideal lunch for you? What does that entail in snack the one with the chocolate chicken plate from sydow on Columbus Avenue Chicken Rice in a little salad from where place called Sydow little tiny joint at once yeah. They know my voice and they're like. It's on the way I don't even have to order anymore. I I kinda eat simple there. Alex I like it. I'm at a trot eat healthy so the so the try to get some taste and some health which is not easy as you know. It's true guy stressing food poisoning pasta. That's food poisoning in writing aluminum foil from his freezer. It was my birthday yesterday and I had prime rib. Queens cut. Stop trying to say that Queens Queens cut is not a cut Carter kings when queen we'll just because you went to Charlie Brown's doesn't mean it's right child size the menu and then I had to work. Alex wants eight. I'm telling her so I had. A dozen. Clamps on the half show went with the prime rib. How'd you have a cook rockport it was it was a bit. Red Ed. I like it because I had steamed the spinach and I had a nice cheese fondue. She's fun. I know well he just sixteen yesterday. I was hoping to slip that one by fast really can Alex and I borrow your time machine. uh-huh birthday myocytes Laura Ingalls the Laura Ingalls. I'd need a lot of red meat so I treated myself. Show prime rib poking you pull up the the before dinner drink that opie had police vote on it own my drink. He gets drunk like smurfit yeah. I'm GONNA own this drink drinking porn on his lower back a grown man birthday unless you teach geography on Broadway is that a piece of the noticed the Hashtag Mike you look at the Com names names of the people that are caught outside and wish me a happy birthday fighter under here's the problem though when the drinks come to the table they always give my drink to my way because wouldn't wouldn't who the handle grown men that drink and say enjoy but she's gotten to the point where she goes. Thank you and then waits for the waiter to turn crazy wanted yeah. She grabs her shot Jameson Heineken. She's a she's a philly girls. Luke skywalker Roy Rogers which I ordered a Bikini Tini in my I love telling people this. I was on the Outer Banks. I didn't really know my in laws and they are all blacks. That's an icebreaker blue-collar. Philly guys and Gals in then. They're all ordering beer beer beer just hard core basic who gives a fuck beers and I ordered Bikini Tini in front of them. They all strain their next turning around. That's who is teeny ads so I like the fruity drinks guy would at least there's a lot wrong with that mug or something dirty mug. Copper Cup. I ordered drink once where it came into a shark the short we'd disguise disaster. This isn't really awesome kind of I don't waterfall mugs. It is not an act no not at all that serious zero. We don't do stick it before that's when he gets the Blue Line. I pretty much got that mugging home all that's shameful big fish get drunk like a sophomore girl uh-huh you're still in a dorm and ah the Keeney teeny. I think that's awesome. That's genius so everybody on it. You don't let them know what's I. I give a fuck. They've been making fun of that for ten. Years didn't have our we came into the restaurant. We used to serve as big bowl of the sixty four ounces. I it really looked like a fishbowl is glass glass and we had a lady not only steal one but steal one full and down into her purse and the only way we caught her with a straws. We're sticking can out g slowly walking like she's carrying Nitroglycerin. Catch me. If she's taking goping we opened up its sloshed all how she gave us a hard fight about it and it was obvious. Oh my God I thought you just stay on the empty glass. No she had the old drink that's one of the book and Guacamole Komo only bolts from on does Camino. One thirty pounds pounds just fucking took him. They're Nice. Though I weeded the John Mayer you can do whatever I mean with Super White Guy. You can take any horrible. Keystone cop car where you've with him. They really do the phones or let the people want the recipe for your muscles in the story tomorrow. Alex will be. Let's see this guy wants to compliment guy in one of his restaurants see Brian Jersey. Go ahead okay. Hey Oh yeah you know we went down to go some of the celebrity restaurants especially the celebrity chef was an asshole. Gordon Ramsay restaurant sucks. It is amazing just like his personality is restaurant. Talk and walk and it's great stuff trying dawns. They're crazy good giant Croutons aw sea Kuta. GonNa eat that Carb on the salad. If you got to be great and I hate box croutons you gotta make unqoute conjugate. This guy's great guy on the show got yeah dude sourdot on his croutons. I it's like I don't know it's bigger than Christine. It's incredible is the biggest voice I know. Kid Jack Restaurants talking about guys shut the chop house in Atlantic City awesome compete when we go down there. I appreciate it man yeah. We just we're down there right now. We're getting ready to open a new A new sandwich shop called Guy Sandwich joint. We also got a barbecue place down there on on the boardwalk. So it's great we love I love. AC having gone to college in in Las Vegas. I liked Vegas now all right great. It's a great town and I love Vegas but I love going to a see because it's like Old Vegas. You go down there. It's got a lot of charm. There's it's still it's still contained in so I mean it's really. I think that people have been there and he's like I don't know about gold. AC check it out. There's a lot of good energy. Lewis just went bachelor. I just want to say I tried the barbecue. Stand right and valleys. It was fantastic and I can't wait for your restaurant well. I wish you would've told Carl that you were going down there because I would hook yeah. It's all new Carl doc deep wide to get. I'M GONNA pretend I'm actually GONNA Dental appointment colonoscopy safer than being year. When did you realize this was really really been kind of the whole time. Has Tag mandated girl. Just GonNa Leave Alex takeover. We need a teeny Bikini Martini rapid hard This is so bad wanted video this. My publicist is calling. They're screaming. My voicemail is full contracts. It'd be burned the decide work here. I want to broadcast from your ranch. I guess from here out there. Let's do it man. I told you we talked back in the day when we come here and talk about it but now that you're lean and mean and you've got these disciples. It'll probably carry you on a chariot. I pass you off through the country as you go down with the Bikini Tini. I think I think that we should we should judge average or something you gotta meet the other guys to Holy Fun. You got a great crew. Crew got about six of us now. It's great role is the black one. We got one of every. It's like all whites. Hey guys I was in the bathroom what I miss glad couple cooking questions. Let's say hi to you opie well. I answer these all day long joystick steering during with your shoe bike one fire law your kitchen. Dick in New York City. What's up. Hey Hey buddy. You can't call and say your name is back. Oh the names now you gotTa. If your name is Dick Roll out the Dick. You got a great name. I applaud you. Dues was showing Richard Dick. We say rich. We never thought would be the name replace so if you're name's. Dick you gotta have a piece. This poor guy called them learn how to cook something. The microphone I go ahead. Dick actually stick cuts. Oh yeah this is Dick Cock for rails. AL's real name. He swears that's his real name. Dick Cox. I have a friend his dad's is dad was the doctor in our town and is his last name was head in his in his first name was Richard and he rolled. It just like you do the kid serve. I served in the Marine Corps that yeah that's good. Thanks your servicemen. That's absolutely ED appreciate that. I I mean trading stories. When I was a caddy. There was a couple Kunz K. U. N. T. Z. And we mispronounced it all the time in her first. I was immediately once and it was not and his name was Richard. Dick Swear where to you by yourself every time you saw them and I slipped up a couple of times and she'd be like Oh. She would laugh because she would get it all the time. I bright French if you didn't know French mispronouncing this table to I've left prerecorded me. How how do you go. You got a leak in your car. You Know My god Anyway Girod. Yes your name the small that's right. My middle name isn't in the third grade brother still rolling over. Your voice deepened when you told you could touch you yeah. You know what time I'm leaving. Hey that missing snake in Mississippi. Please unlock the door getting awkward back on. Let's it's nuts are let's see. Let's see if he's got a cooking question. Dick go ahead yeah okay so actually for all the shifts in the room. I think when you were coming up as a chef chef what was like 'cause I've talked with other chefs or cooks. So what was your seduction dish the dish that you knew that okay. I WANNA to get this person. I'd usually like forty five fifty cents on top of chicken I of any kind of like the question weird with his seductive dish. You mean Rome government seduction dinner dish if you had the person person that you want it over and you're going to cook for like I know this is going to get them you in the palate current. If we working this current situation just give us some some info here. Why why did you turn into a therapist like go ahead and talk to us now seriously are you. Are you planning a seduction dinner. Well take my wife sitting home with a newborn right now so yeah one yeah cook up the Placenta of shut up ashes. They buried it in under a tree. You gotta you gotTa Yeah. He was without a great meal. No one is allowed to talk to me right now. I'm turning everyone's Michalowski Golf. I think you know honestly with a newborn I would. I would want to be seduced by a Roma long before dinner was actually served. I I want to feel the comfort of smelling something cooking. What is your wife's favorite dish. I mean let's start with we want to seduce and they love to eat or she's a Texas girl so she likes beef. We've I mean I'm thinking of brisket. That's a slow and low all day and then you just you know what happened career a nice local brisket for a Texas girl now. What about the sides awesome. It's all about the size size. Broccoli crepe wait a minute. What about that thought about barbecues Sunday that seductive I think that's I think there's cheese fondue. It was actually really good people like that. There's a little feeding thing you can get answers little interactive. You've got a little bit of that. One is this so it doesn't it as the third here I have a I have a suggestion for you thing. My grandfather taught me with girls really he said if you ever want to cook for a girl make sure you Lake Cook for her when she's sick. She'll always remember you so when she gets a little cold make chicken soup and it goes along make her say no when she's sick you make a little it'll soup making your kids. It's a seduction. You didn't pay it. I do like the idea of soup I agree create any. I think a woman really loves when a man spends time. Pearman loves soup through the best. I like I'm with that. Make soups. It's not you know what I'm saying. Carpet up there too. We ladies like the CARBS. Yes Alright Alex Pasta. I'm telling you my in my house. It's Pasta. Yeah I do Carbonara and it's it's it's lights out at any time. I roll home with trouble. That's that's a big deal. I got to be selfish this right now for a second. Can you open up a pasta joint on the upper west side. Wouldn't that be nice. It's I can't find a nice does Alex no way local but if it's so frustrating I just WanNa Basic Pasta with a really nice red sauce. You would be better not find one is crazy how bad the restaurants next time committee. Alex and I are here in next time in town. I'm grab my sister. We're GONNA come in. We'll bring a little cooking on three different positives. There's just rope see what twenty likes jazz it up with US coming back. I'm yeah coming back. That's right. I'm back from the bathroom again. People are starving. People are starving for entertainment. They want things and you guys are giving them such a wide bandwidth of of crazy I mean what do you do you to ship them in. Do you just call the state. You have people taking tryouts. Don't Kandara pilgrimage from different parts of the country. I can't tell you how many people we dragged off the streets over. It's like the guy with his underwear outside his we coral now yes yes. I feel like I'm in a kitchen in a restaurant kitchen tax that would you call to relax but everybody else is having a great time. let's get some plugs in man. What do you want to promote Guy but yeah restaurants all over Vegas just opened a couple of Mexico did Mexico. Open four and Dubai this year damn on says some some really cool projects did just opened South Africa. That's a real easy say going to open foreign Dubai all right. We're going to buy AH opening opie what happened. Let's go to go to New Jersey. How did they the team St go to Canada uh-huh. I don't even wear collared shirts off meeting today down the hallway. I I don't care about you the best line the whole day on the chip. They stopped talking to me months ago so I gotTa Find New People Talking. Carl has but anyway and then Iraq. What were you going to say about the cruise ship hip thing. I have a friend Barreda. Who Just went on a Carnival cruise? He aided guys Berger. What's it called guys. Burger joint really real hard name. Yeah it's we. I don't know how with with it on the boat. Yeah it's only on the carnival line right now but he went there four times a day because he didn't want to go to the dining room at night and dress up so he just kept going to the Burger place till they knew him by name order not really on carnival so that was a deal getting years ago and it's turned out on every ship now we also have a a barbecue concept on their called piggy anchor but I- partnered up with these guys and they said we'll really make us what you find is. The you know the greatest burger so it took about a year put it together and there are people people I mean cardinal tells me the funniest stories so people come in ditch their luggage randomly and run to get in line before it even leaves port. Really Oh yeah people enforce forced on a normal people like six ten times in a day. I mean it's it's really crazy but it's great. They're real deal burgers and we have a real regiment about how we make them. We do all my restaurants. Burgers has been been something I've been known for but yeah guys burgers right crushes are they as good as Bubba burgers what the fuck is rule used asking them searched rosenberger from what we dealing with another trigger word call. You just saw anyone that makes more than eleven dollars a year. They just got a case of Bubba Burgers for the weekend when it gets you having a party the frozen patties I remember this distinctly doesn't give give up right so when we were when we started doing the Burger concept I remember we were in Florida and we had we had to work in Miami and do it for a tra- Burger Bash right and guy wanted wanted to Burger certain with certain weight flat and he had the guys from Carnival so crazy they showed up they called engineering and they bought a valve from one of the engines from the boat because it was the perfect saw is what a smash the Burgers. We're smashing burgers with a valve from from a cruise ship. That's amazing awesome man we should we should get you. I think you would dig a cruise. Have you know a long time ago the Greek islands. Let's let's you tell me when you're ready to do. It and I'll call real cruise ship these Shimon Cruise. What do you want a free cruise. No you rock loves cruise cruise ships. We got to perform stuff on there. I was thinking of getting the family on the Disney cruise ship. Let me let me let me yeah. I mean not only to call. Why would you sit and you can get things work alright. Alex is a pleasure meeting. You anything you want to promote shoul. Promote your twitter promote your to they get my name. I actually only have one restaurant and it's on forty fifth sixth. It's called butter for sixteen years. Why have a eaten there yet carl the corner down on astor place by place all the time down on astor parties southbound turn into whole nother fucking person did this great. No I mean well now that I feel like I know Alex. Go check the restaurants in downtown. Thank you used to go down. I didn't know you please aw come and eat and run out. You got to move ahead days. I WANNA take six how the three years ago I didn't know that yeah it hasn't we had a you know the landlord. We just moved the pictures on the website. Oh Wow that she can cook she crushes. They baked their own bread. It's fantastic issues little donuts center and that's it so I only have one joint here. You are with world domination and you're killing it with chicken joints and I have one. We all know who really kicks ass it this guy. Yeah I I'm chicken pasta. I it had to after some picks before daily. Life back burned like fifteen hundred calories workout dude thanks for fitting US man for real work for the last couple of days and then then I got worried it might not happen and then you obviously stepped up for us and I really appreciate the support area any projects and the more I make it out here. The more I try to come hang out and you guys are this show seriously on fire and that a mask and a wig so I can leave has yeah. We've definitely got thank you. Thank you very much it. Sir ooh ooh aw.

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"Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground (w/ Shane Torres)

Punch Up The Jam

55:04 min | 1 year ago

"Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground (w/ Shane Torres)

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I'M GONNA hit the wrong if you're not ready now's your chance to leave touch touch lancing dancer well my name's Michelle this action don't blow this can still leave yeah this Guy Fieri scared slaying and but this is your energy there's a metal quality to your presence let's Ah the engineer is on crutches that was probably the most middle energy it looks like I listened to a band in high school am I wrong dude five times come on I don't really know I can just tell like we're in a mosh weirdest intro ever received thank you for coming into Gillian Welch on however for this podcast what is there to say I don't know I've been some of your listeners would appreciate it I'm not comforting to you yeah you thought I should really but sex and candy and Marcy playground also slaps it's good traps I'm into it I want my buddy had said he wished he'd had a car horn that would just be like hey okay I want like going more occupying song I had this album and I remember liking it a lot in high school because it was so yeah the whole CD yeah so the album is good they're just that thing of they had one hit it's not a great album hey it's Aradio right radio I hear you're saying I do think it's time it's spent a record-breaking at the time fifteen weeks at number one on so close nickelback how you remind me that's thing with grunge is it was like regional it wasn't like all like art in which is also another Seattle band which is a metal band a great one actually yeah and the same place right yeah let's say it was like saying DC punk scene it done pretty smart that's the hallmark of a smart person is when they say I'm despite grunge being a hard to quantify genre there is something inherent in two ways one is there was a movie called hurricane streets the member the kid who tries to keep working in the store and empire records like steal stuff all the time it vilma central so that that's what it reminds me of and it also reminds me of just like am Alex common comes in our guest or the lyrics I don't know but we'll get there regarding the home he's related to Steve But a girl can dream was on Conan with wins the day before to see how it would like what's taped and how the room looked and stuff I've kind of scouted out Walking around like same shit different day and then the day I was on the same verbal tactical prominent in the world the Internet but the lead singer says I know that I know the singers as Dan was a professor and I was probably seventeen or something like but okay but we were in her dorm room and her roommate came in and she sauce there and she was like oh it smells was talking about coke and fucking okay so re the meaning of the song and like like smells like sex and candy he was like I guess actually I'm GonNa write that song and so he writes it in his mm-hmm into maybe a how you make a hit or be why some songs having lyrics I haven't go lemon exactly but he said it was his first stab at coolness however his explanation for the meaning of the song has been all over songs by Cole Porter in the Beatles which by the way like find the Ven Diagram I'm confused long which didn't follow the typical formula so I was like Yay deep like you just we're to think thing to think that the singer of Marcy playground isn't as fifty I would say the end straight white men just age in a way that I don't understand differently I don't know if it's genetics or self care I couldn't tell you oh you like forty and sixty s but I'm saying between forty eight hundred forty he's between forty and fifty that's okay many different places before he finally just dropped schtick said quote it's just about seeing some sexy in two thousand fifteen ninety seven so only like what four is in a hotel originally just wants to fuck and fired by Hornets now those are sects songs different or are they they can cross paths so this is particularly relevant I just need to include it so John Lousy Wozniak lead singer I'm not positive jaw breaker deserve and hard boiled eggs thing to get him on the phone John Please come the way he's making money off asset at that well he said I was like a guru he estimates conventionally it built up this buffer between myself and reality obviously compress for like a week after there's a big comedown yeah not that I've done it I'm clean actually that was I ask Patriot now I had time to give me their the patriot listener forever your three dollars seven dollars twenty dollar what tier you at what's babies because babies come from sex there are two yet somebody said he says when I was in middle school I I started listening to pop radio it down so I didn't have to hear the word sex with my mom and the Kashi the song came out that was like a big deal to hear sex on the radio yeah I get I mean being weird because she's Irish Catholic an immigrant right you know like Cher but I assume she was doing so does not appeal to people of that generation at all no I mean listen let's just listen to it listen and but it is pretty close to it or presentation like like like a like a like a melody chat like maybe rem Bob swinging in this video I like I love it though are you like I do not I saying that you prove my point the top not like just a upside down flippy kind of town by myself and I had so much time to sit and think about myself and then there she a really hot girl walked in like if you don't hear the rest of the song of this part it sounds like he's waiting to beat oh I think have you seen how short males knocking at least way I can do it anywhere dare me I'm both God or like oops was crying I didn't realize how many times strangers have appropriate been that fair amount face I don't know it's all very much it's only it'd be kill me 'cause we looked too paola the word I would use for me maybe I'm more deprecating than you that's fair I'm more self deprecating I like I like a picture imagery he's showing is to double cherry yet this I love for your hand up here and it's nothing directing the Boston pops she was 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Beyond Top Chef | All About Guy Fieri

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Beyond Top Chef | All About Guy Fieri

"Hello, everybody. Welcome to beyond Jeff podcast. I'm Haley. Strong. Welcome. We're here to talk about a serious matter. Nine joined by a very serious panel. Kurt. Clark Hello. Hello Hilly I. Appreciate You inviting me to join you the Saturday. Thank you Mike Bloom in. Good Mourn. Taste. Good job my we are very impressed at your ability to speak quietly you can do it city. He's straining. Can you tell? He's going to go to. Emily Fox. You as well are gear. Yes, I am. Hello. I'm. GonNa. Smell candle. Real quick. Nice villa. Actually, it's called spreads and it's a sweet Orange Vanilla. It's very nice. Really refreshing. And it's funny very rarely burn candles just like open them and smell. Candle Aficionado and I found that oftentimes it's just the non lit candles. That's where you get the smell and candle doesn't really do much. a candles in an investment. They're not cheap. No not this one was twelve Canadian dollars. Sixty America are we spending. Haley opened up our food part by smelling candle and Orange Vanilla candle though. It is. Related. To neighboring food, my favorite candle is an I im pining to be a candle flew answer. Is the bath and body works French got Campbell? Building thing it will change your life. Smells like freshly baked bread. Yeah. Standing there's one place. wannacry every time I open it, and just the smell it. There's there's a there's a candle shop and Nina Wisconsin I only cause they used to go there all the time for work that there was like all all soy candles and they ha they came in tins and there they were. They look like tin cans that you would see like in a section almost like canned food but they're all you am and they all smell like different foods and there was a baked bread one that tasted smelled Tyson that tasted but smell very much like. The asked me never to return. I do think that I am drawn towards like the food centric candles. Another one of my favorite ones is Pumpkin Pecan Waffles, wax meltzer. That's Blueberry cheesecake that I love. And then when my feeder kitchen candle that I keep the science microwave. Is lemongrass lime. which is also kind of. Really that. That's nice. So I recently came into some tallow discreet tallow at a jar. Used that phrase it always I always meaning to imply that like someone died and. So I died. And they got yet like they gave you tallow from their body their body. Yeah. So my grandmother recently passed away I'm kidding. No. So I got some tallow in A. Box and also a jar of Lard Okay and of course, are you going to make a pie crust? All? Yes. Absolutely. I keep trying to think what would I use Lard force and I never seek lard otherwise. So I think pie-crust is in order probably. Maybe like some Tamales, maybe some sort of Tortilla situation because I have A. You have ship press. To you. It's called a PA and the tallow. But I have tallow and I was like, what do I do with with tallow and my mom was like you should make candles. Scented Food Candle I think. That is the representation of what quarantine has been like in twenty twenty or it's a combination of all hobbies into one. We make a bread. tie-dyed. died. The king. And make it a sour dough sent. Outlet I'll sell it and the proceeds will go to some worthy. Cause for justice of some capacity I. That's how we bundle this at all. I'll light it every time. There is an election discussion now about that. So you'RE GONNA burn every within like five hours. Thank you try and. Zoom Sound Bass in there and then we'd good. Toward. Myself I'll record myself lighting it and then send everybody the video of it. What does sound breath consists of just looping of somebody being like Oh you're muted you the smell. Do you want me do my singing bowl right now. No no no. Well, let's instead of staying at the same time. We either sing the praises or in maybe some of our case is perhaps malign the one and only character. That is Mr Guy. Fieri. On today's episode beyond top chef we brought it up last week. When we did our potluck, we knew we couldn't do that without Haley. Straw, on Paulo. Return. You are one of the biggest guy theory fans that I have ever known and I think in preparation I know some of us have watched some of his work some of us have certain thoughts about his work, but I feel like Hailey, the resident. Guy Expert here I would love to hear like when you started. Watching him and what you love about him through the years because he's been on TV for like. Going onto decades right now. Yeah. I wouldn't say a day one fan. I didn't watch on Food Network Star or anything. But I'd say. It started up about ten years ago at this point and I I feel a feel like I've gone through the flows of Guy Theory, Phantom I've always remained true as a fan. And you know. There was a period in time where people were Anti Guy Fieri and now we're kind of coming back into it and maybe not maybe not Kurt I've currently may may not leave this podcast on good terms I'm just sitting that up. But when I. When I finished university I came home and I took about a year off just to reset. And I would often. Watch. Diners drive INS and dives with my dad. We'd have a great time he works. then. Yeah. Until early 'cause. And he worked shift work. So when he was on afternoons, we'd sit there in the morning with each with a glass of chocolate milk in her hands watching you know our. Driving's. Wonderful. Memories is. Really, really feel sentiment. Trying not to cry honestly. Like Emily mentioned before we started recording but you've had kind of an up and down I also have and so I'm just like an emotional state now I'm going to start crying. No don't cry only happy tears for flavor town. LOCI fairy so much you like we still those tears into A. Go. Yeah. Yeah Kurt. Do. You have anything positive because otherwise. Sorry. Parents moved out of the House I would sit on the couch and watch. I'm just GONNA play the roles of fifty thousand dollars patron watch this blended. I Agree Times of my grandmother watching guys Grocery Games quadruple. G So. I'll hold off. Cheering my thoughts at appropriate times. Yeah. I'll just keep going. So I had a great time watching it over the years and I love the show and there's been a couple of times where I've been on on trips and the states and they've actively seek out like. A diners drive INS and dives restaurant and I've had a great time doing that and it's something that's really. Like is a nice time for my family to watch this show we all like that's the kind of should we like? That's the kind of food my dad likes. And we just like watching it and it's just comforting. You know exactly what to expect from from the show. And I love the whole guy, empire of TV shows and. I think people often see this guy is a character in don't really look past pass I into all all that he does. So what are the things that has really touched me over the years? Is that? He had a sister who is a part of the Lgbtq community and she passed away and to honor her he. Got Ordained. And officiated one hundred weddings failed to Tq. That was art. Smith I think was part of the part of that throng of couples I believe. Yeah, and so that's really nice. With the California wildfires I believe last year he really. Put some fundraising efforts into action at the beginning of all of the covy staff. He he worked hard to get restaurant people kind of on our feet again. So I just love Guy Fieri I. Love The shows I love that I can just turn on the food network at any point in. Guy's grocery games or diners drive INS, dies or guys big by or guys ranch spectacular anything and just. Feel warm and comfortable. Now do you mean guys ranch spectacular? How many of us thought she was referring to a place and how many of us thought she was referring to an ingredient when you think guys range spectacular like what's the first thing you'd think of who? Did ranch pips. I will I will save my thoughts on guys ranch kitchen for the appropriate moment but I am very familiar with guys ranch. Because Yeah 'cause I I watched an episode last weekend. So Haley I have not chocolate milk theme but certainly like Steiner's drivers and dies is actually a pretty like big family show in my family as well. It'd be one of those things like on a Friday night there was always a marathon on legitimately this show is like to the food network what ridiculousness MTV's? Certain extent where it's not going to be playing twenty, three, twenty, four hours of the day. But like it's going to be a good chunk of it because I think we talked about what it's like thirty one seasons at this point. So many episodes that you can pro them on their I added Triple D. to my dvr. So that's An immediately filled up with three, hundred, fifty hundred. By Saturday and Monday I feel like there were like easily seventeen episodes in there. Yes. So was something that like you would just pop it on a Friday night and just watch a bunch to the point where actually I think a couple of restaurants I believe in my hometown were covered on triple d. and that's that's a lot of fun. I'm excited to talk about Guy Fieri because yeah. The particularly like the Meta narrative on him is super interesting. We're like I think he has sort of been boiled down to represent like everything that's wrong with you know with like the the economization of the culinary see and like you know selling out quote unquote obviously there was I think. Remember. Maybe, like eight years ago, twenty twelve there was that infamous review of Guy's American kitchen bar, which has been pegged as like one of the most scathing not only food reviews but just regular reviews in publications. But also to Haley's point, I don't know I've been seeing a lot of discourse or like in the advent of peace about like. We like let's leave this guy alone because I think if he's he's nothing but passionate, and again I think where that passion is directed is going to depend on your own personal tastes level but like to your point, Haley. Not just being a good humanitarian like what what he brings to his franchises might not be everyone's cup of tea. But like he's still brewing that t you know and he's GonNa put every ounce of effort into each leaves. These. A little they donkeys is. Sure. This isn't everyone's taste chain restaurants in everyone's piece but the thing is how I how I approach food is that it's just kinda like who gives a fucking shit because I don't have e we all like not everyone loves loves eating and. But I do and guy makes food fun and and it feels accessible he's going. In Triple D., he's going to restaurants that you'd find around the corner making those things accessible to you. It's fun. It should be fun and. This is all bullshit. Oh. Boy. John I'm leaving is that So I think. For a long time. I had a bias. And over the years I've been with Josh for fourteen years. Over the years this man will turn the TV on. And there might be a marathon going might be triple D. might be. I don't know man versus food might be Bobby Flay. But this is how Josh on wines a man who works in TV. Who Read who watches TV analyze TV who is the TV? Sometimes, it just feels like he turns into it. He. Likes to still partake in the act of relaxing in front of a TV but there needs to be sort of like a very easy digestible program in front of him or it's like a really cool thriller or whatever. But when it comes to a really long day where he's just like consumed all of the media and like produced however many articles and you know all the stuff that Josh does. Sometimes. He just needs a break and triple D. has been like this. Really incredible. Crossroads for US where I've been like Oh, man, you're going to put that on come on. Let's watch something else like let's do something below. But after a while I don't know if you guys have experienced this but as you age. A. Friday night is no no longer a Friday night that it was in your twenties Friday night is typically like you sit down on the couch and you're like, I'm exhausted I might fall asleep on this 'cause this has been a long week. In my twenties and You like you used to be like Oh man Friday night where we go and like we're GonNa hit the town and now it's like Friday night. Let Me Unbutton my pants and sit on the couch and like watch something that like is so easy to watch and so enjoyable and engaging, but not to engaging not doing stimulating and. Soda or you can watch like fifty I can get I can put triple dion as I'm going to bed and like. Fall. Asleep. To the dulcet tones of Guy Fieri. And like so we've become sort of way more well versed in it over the years and I also think that the production value of it has gotten better I, think that they've worked really hard to kind of engage a lot of different types of restaurants. It's it's not as cut and dry it used to be I think it's become more multidimensional, which I think is great. But like it's still the same thing, it's formulaic. You know you're going to get him in like you know his like hot rod or whatever the hell he drives on the at the beginning and the end I always so scared that he's GonNa. Definitely. On a trailer being dragged I think some don't know we see the front of the car and unless they like CGI out I, feel like they just usually reserve like a patch of street to be like, okay guy. You're going to drive down here and again like I don't think he's GonNa hit other cars I'm just worried he'll like accidentally steering hit a fire hydrant. Yeah but like so we've we've. Come to enjoy it and we've grown into it, and then like we had a really interesting discourse about it maybe like five or six years ago were Josh was like listen he gets a lot of crap but I just WanNa say no, one can do this job better than he can. He's very good at his job look at how he hosts look at how he brings people together look how can have these conversations that are both berry very easy seemingly but also he has a lot of knowledge about food and how things are prepared and you know, Oh, you're going to do this now that's great. Oh, you're going to put this together. Awesome. I've never had something exactly like this before and I've been to this this this and this, and I can compare these different experiences. Right? He's not just like well, that looks like a huge Tamale. Lot Of. Other food shows that have tried to emulate sort of a triple d. feel. Oh Yeah and the people that they fucking cast. Sorry f-bomb the people know lear- allowed. Sorry children who are not listening to we are going all out today but like the people that they've put in who are supposed to have sort of like the freestyle chill vibe of like. Hit these carnival eats or like I don't know like back got. It also hosts the Bachelorette Canada any really interesting. So that's the thing to emily's point like it's not specifically in food personality, it's more. So personality first and food second and I. Agree I watch a couple of episodes of Triple D. in preparation for this and something that I really got especially as someone who you know has really gone into interviewing as part of his career is like how to your point to Josh's point? Yes, she does. Kind of make it look easy like I can imagine how uncomfortable and must be for these restaurant tours to be like, okay. We're going to have this camera crew our kitchen trying to prep day and not be as awkward as possible, and again say what you want to about the wave the guy looks and though the thing that he exudes, but he is able to like bring a casual. Energy that I think does bring down people's possible anxieties like the episode that I saw he was having a ball with this restaurant tour who is like making Jack Black references on like giving SAS back to him. So he clearly has that tone and that energy to him in the in the person that really says like listen I know that this is for a food show that could bolster. Your Business but we're just having a good time show me how your biggest recipes made and complement your food. No matter what yeah and I think he yeah, he has he has an easy about him that I think makes a lot of people who are not used to being on camera much more comfortable and capable of explaining stop right like I actually have a friend who's a chef. Who restaurant got featured on it, and he hardly even got a chance to be on camera I guess the owner was like I would like to be the one explaining arrests but lawyers air like he was awesome like you just came in. He was very cool. Very easy going like happy to get it done. You know he likes to sit with the people that are there. It's usually a curated group of people that are attendees during the filming who are in the dining area and eating. But You know there's he doesn't bring a lot of pretense to it. I think in ways that maybe other hosts would. So that's that's refreshing to me I. Don't know. So Kurt I really curious because I am so clouded in in my judgment if guy fairy and you and our group team over the last week or so you've made me not been as complimentary to the TV stylings of guy. Fieri. As we are like with this week, your first experience watching any of these shows like have you seen them before like what like tell me how you missed missed this? On. My I think my first exposure to Guy Fieri was probably his New York. Times. Square restaurant. I think I was there for business and it was fine. I didn't hate it and then I, think my second exposure was Garis Guys Burger joint on a carnival cruise line. Burgers speaking and poolside Sean out. All good. So I bought the first ever watched on TV was turned into champions this year I remember I just knew of him as also I think he occasionally appears on one of my K. Cups. He's got a he's got a cup of coffee life. Can I ask her outside of like top chef and the stuff that you just checked out last week? Are you a big food television? Show person I'm a more of A. No I would say no, I think we the post season coverage. I'll do like I've done cutthroat kitchen I like the competition shows I. Don't like watching Padma show and watching salt fat acid heat is off the radar for what? I would normally attend one of the show. I watch street. Food Street. Food Asia. On netflix excite instead of Latin America. As of our things, we didn't get to discuss last week and it's not the sort of shows typically watch that I think that's how I missed triple D. myself the very first episodes of Triple D. and guys grocery games that I've ever seen were this past weekend and I think I, watched three of each and they were not for me and at least triple D.. I think I can chalk it up to a few things. One is while I like the concept of if you're in the city check out this place next, in fact, one of the three episodes of actually typically what they feature like three different restaurants. Four four with three different restaurants. One of them makes like two dishes I think. And So of the nine restaurants I saw from the complete catalog of seasons. One of them was in Chicago there actually have been to and it's weighing the highlighted the fish which I didn't get how is that but I guess for me especially watching it in cove it is like A. There's such a backlog like I would normally watch a show like this to see what places should check out when visiting particular city but this comes at it from the other way for me it's like I'm not going to be in Austin Denver or Salt Lake City anytime in the near future. So this really doesn't interest me it's a very I would watch the smooth hair utilitarian curiosity perspective of all. I want to check in on and I think it's such a huge backlog also the there's no, there's no easy way I'm going to be in. Austin what are all the places? An Austin that's triple has ever highlighted. Maybe that's I think research triple D. websites to see if that's the case. So that's one thing it's the is that digital thing is the fact such a huge backlog or back catalogue. And, the fact that it's just not relevant to me and it's hard to make relevant to me. And then there's guy and the three episodes I saw I, felt like he was pulling spotlight from the restaurants. In and that was kind of. Irritating to me to watch was like I was like it seemed like he would be asking questions in order to leave to him to get to be able to deliver some sort of canned line. So I didn't care for his hosting style in three episodes I watched. Gingrich three games. And for this and that's more than. I do like the the competition shows and for that one. Is like like structure to my competition shows and there's like zero structurally sometimes, it was a three people competing sometimes it was Arizona sometimes, and maybe we can just three episodes I watched. and. I kind of got the same like look at me. Perspective like feel from restrooms surprising low surprisingly I really enjoyed guys ranch kitchen. And at the maybe it's just. Because it's taped episode and the episode had. What's the chef. And maybe not our SMITHTOWN. But had like rocket dispirito and Mark Murphy and. Several other chefs like all kind of cooking their own versions of comfort food and he was of moderating that and that he seemed to take a little bit of a step back into kind of in my mind respect the chefs in respects the dishes more I feel like I got more out of that. It also wasn't like this manic MTV style of editing. It was a little bit more like what I'm used to, and maybe that's just what it is. Is this I've never seen I don't have the history with this show and maybe just a smorgasbord of like the the six episodes in total I watched triple triple. But For me it was it was it wasn't so much guy that was taking me out of it as like these are just shows that I'm not getting anything out. It's interesting that you bring up for you when it comes to like they travel cooking shows that's about like not necessarily highlighting the restaurants being like, Oh, I should check that place out as someone who doesn't travel much. It doesn't really have want to travel like I don't watch the show for that reason whatsoever we'll. You know it's yeah I see what you're saying and for me it's like I don't want. With with cooking competition show Oh. This is an interesting dish and they and you get a little bit of a sense of I could try something similar but this is really about and this is great. I. Think it's it was highlighting the local restaurant and why you should potentially go there. But for me, it's like well, I'm never going to be in Arlington Virginia in the near future and I don't have the. And it's not really about here's how you could make or anything instructional like that. And it's not a competition. So for me, it's It's is it wasn't it served no useful purpose for me because I don't have that history with it as a comfort show. And I mean and to be fair like even. Street Food Asia which was a lovely. wonderfully crafted set of stories as I went into thinking that okay. We're GONNA learn about Taiwanese street. WE'RE GONNA learn about Vietnamese street food and I was really interested in learning about that variety, but it did it focused on the individual. Focuses on the individual story of one street food vendor with. It was. wonderfully told and wonder if wonderfully shop that's not what I went to the series looking. So I think, it's also a little bit about like. What I look for in food shows and like salt fat acid heat I actually enjoyed that more than Padma show because it provided more practical. Advice me I like Padma because there is still stuff there that could relate to because it was more of an overview of cuisine. Culture. Yeah I think it's just because because the Triple D. focuses so much in on specific venues and it's not A. They're places. I really plan on. Going or being able to check out and it's not set up for me to easily like find a world that places in La at least these places like a checkout. I just didn't get much out of it. I think that's fair I totally understand that you would probably be more drawn to competition reality show. And I I obviously love competition reality shows that when I come home from a long night at work and I have talked to four. billion. People abode. Fish and chips and chicken tenders like. Are you don't want top chef or big brother is not something I can watch on wine like I, turn on I. Turn on, you know a triple D. or Lately. Like any of the British game shows we like to watch. That's kind of. It's like the peacefulness of it. I totally agree with point though about the organization of the show because you find that especially when you binge a bunch of them that I think unlike salt fat acid heat or Padma show which focuses around like a specific location or a specific type of food. Is scattered two wins. Probably always gonNA probably revolve around some sort of like fried. Food like you're not really going to get a lot of salads on Triple D. but yeah, like there he's does so much tr- globetrotting client literally that like if you are looking for, I want to find a place to eat in Austin it's it's tough to fight because you're gonNA have to like well, I can find the middle third in episode thirteen but then I'm GonNa have to take the first third of episode twenty six to find another place like it's very clear that they just sort of like decided to mishmash like even the episodes don't really have a theme ing title to them so to. Haley's point like I think the organization is not something that they're focusing on I. Think also the Kurds point that could be a traveller if that's what you're into shows the Food I saw cook I would definitely try that and I think just added to my frustrations like I'm not going to be I would I would have if I could have seen like in the listing of seventeen episodes a Chicago like, Oh, I've I've been to those places where it was at say and I'll turn out one actually while I was like the here's a Los Angeles episode but again, that's just I'm also a little bit. I'm just trying to get utilitarian purpose in like what can I pull out of this that I can actually experience do you think if we were living in a time in which we were not couldn't find to the four walls of our homes. and. Going places if you had stuff on your agenda, like Hey I am going to Austin soon and you happen to watch an episode like, do you think you would enjoy that more? Do you think you would have enjoyed it more if if there was open to you if you did have a trip planned because like the way I went to One of the Triple de restaurants was that I had a trip planned to Chicago and I just happened to turn on episode and it was a restaurant in Chicago that was in Wrigley. Ville. Burger. Restaurant we thought that sounds delicious. So we ended up going when we were there I wrote down, we found the address etcetera etcetera and I was actually. ruled. Yeah now that I, think of it, I'm pretty sure that's what it. Let's let me. Let me tie that into my little machine the CAPER. I see what you're getting I. Think for me it's just the fact that. And that was like A. Very serendipitous mishmash of going to Chicago, there's a Chicago episode, but I feel like I feel like you could turn it on at any point and like watch it for a couple of hours and be like, Oh, I'm going to this place and let me just write it down. You know what I mean like it doesn't always happen like I'm searching through the episodes for this or we kind of have our own version of Triple D. here was a called you gotta eat here and it's not like Gary but it's always fun. Patisseries Patina. Res. Tricky third one. Gosh pancakes. Thank you. So I. Do love that like might going the city soon. So let me write this down. I've been to that restaurant like that's fun. So I get that from triple like oh like. When they were in buffalo like I. think that's fine near you know even when they think like there's been a couple of episodes in Italy and it's like all like that's so fun to watch I'm not going to Italy soon, but like I love. Love thinking about it and seeing in seeing all the options we learn during the buzzfeed quiz that I'm a planner and me for exist for example, I'm going to go to let's say Fargo. What I will do is I will search the Internet for potential. I'll see where I'm staying out surgical mask for like interesting signing restaurants. In that area I will search four Fargo escape rooms. So it's like I will I will use the Internet to surge after I've found versus hoping you just like turn on an episode in and see if there's something potentially relevant there but If there was like an and maybe there is actually no I'm talking I will search for. A guys or a? Triple A. Repository of search by place. That is that's something I'm going to check out now after a hand off the Mike somebody else but that's more how I would. See something like we don't have goldfish brain when he comes a lot of these shows. So it's like it's especially now in Kobe the difference. Is that. A I'm in I have fewer plans to travel right now. So as places come up but not sticking in my head in terms of hanging a hook on that thing, I'm going to go there I'm GonNa try this place. But even just episodes I saw it was just the places are also scattered and so random like the odds of me planning a trip the to like I've been to Austin once my life and. This is an Austin episode or one of the things isn't Austin so. I don't have any plans on going there in your future it's not stick. That's just. My search algorithms for travel and food. I think it's been interesting for me to watch just because there's so many eggs and everything like everything's deep fried. Oh I would eat that because I can't. But I still enjoy watching the process of it, and obviously that's coming from me having a culinary brain. So like that's part of it, but I really do enjoy being like, whoa. Look at that thing that I can't eat. What's that like what like let's talk to the people who do eat it? What are they talking about? What are they saying? It tastes like so for me, it's more of like a voyeuristic kind of excuse I. Guess That's kind of. That's kind of how I feel but not like. So aggie but. Like how they would love to go to Brandon South Dakota Fun? Yeah. Well, then I, also I have learned a few things where it's worked to my advantage. So we go to this lobster. Like seafood shack on our way up to Maine, and it's like part of our trip we always stop there either on the way up or on the way back and I'm able to eat the lobster roll there because they make one that's a connecticut style. So they'll just put butter on it rather than Mayo but they always have fried clams and in guys episode where he covers everything he talks about how They make two different kinds. One that's breaded with egg one that isn't, and so I learned that from guy and then could go there and be like, hi, I would like these fried clams please and it was so exciting for me because usually I can't eat fried clams. So like they're small little tidbits of things that I've learned over the years from local my God, I can't eat that exciting we should go. Covert obviously puts a bit of a damper on some of this stuff but like for me, it's more I like to see and experience it maybe through the eyes of the TV because it's not GonNa, happen for me in real life. So for me, it works as an advantage rather than sort of a deter deterrent. And now we're GonNa, take a quick break from the top chef kitchen to hear a word from our sponsors. Hi I'm Kirsten mcinnis hose of the Love Island recaps over on reality TV wrap-ups was you're single or coupled up love island has something for everyone if you're looking for a show that doesn't take itself too seriously and podcast that takes it even less seriously than Brian scally and I have the perfect twice-weekly recaps for you. Join us as we break down all the red flags and hot messes that have in this summer on love island on the reality TV Rehab of speed. We Lot about triple D. think about. Grind groceries gains before because I'm actually more inclined to agree with him about guys grocery games in that I don't know a couple of episodes that I've watched the challenges have seen so scattershot that it feels less like a show like Shaath which has like okay. The ingredients will be different very many times more. So like here's here's all the hoops you can jump through in this set that is decorated to look a grocery store. I mean, I watched triple g the other night and it was like. Couples. Doing it and like one couple was a chef and the other was the one sent out to get all of the ingredients and it was sort of a riff on like when you are the primary Cook in the household and you send your significant other out to the grocery store, they always impact the wrong stuff. And like that was sort of like the underlying like joke of it all and like I was like it's funny but not because this is like everyone's reality. Sorry Josh. was actually pretty funny because like you see everybody else like on camera being like I said steak and you brought back pork and they're like, well, I don't know it's pork steaks. And there's like another woman that's like I don't know there's like ten different kinds of milk which built. Do I pick and like so it was kind of fun to watch it from that perspective and see them jump in as sort of a chef to assist once all the ingredients came back and then seeing all the judges like crack up and be like, yeah this is a reality for a lot of people. Would you like half the kind of work with what you've been given? But Yeah I think there are a lot of moments where the structure of that show is all over the place. Sometimes. They're like, okay. We're going to have celebrities come on in the celebrities like I've never done anything like this origin like you on the show like, why did you? See. I love that because I just I never know what to expect an internal audit is fun. I. Don't know I like I. Think I think I like a little more chaotic energy than does yeah. Maybe that's it. Yeah. Do you feel like you have to pop ZANEX after you watch this HYPOC Lake Energy you're getting and you're like I can't I just need more structure to plan. I need. A hard out at this particular time. It's Just like. I, WANNA know. What's. The what's coming next like survivor you know, Kate, they said the reward challenge back. Like. There's so little structure to it. I did one episode Brian Malarkey was Judge Show. That's of the Nice things. I liked about triple g I. saw one that I watched Mr blaze was. He appears many a time on these shows and Tony on it too I feel like. Yes yes I think she was one of the episodes I watched it. So just just reporting back, this is the food network does have a list of all restaurants featured on diners, drives and dies, but it's a list not searchable by location, and there's a website called diners, drives, diners, drive ins, dives, locations, Dot Com that lists all of the locations. By state in city but not by episode, you can't see the review and then of course, Flavor Town USA, Dot Com looks like lists the win the episode aired. You can search by location when the episode aired. But it doesn't. Give you the name of the episode that I can. So what you're saying is that this is a call to synthesize all of this data appropriately organiz it. TV match. What we do next guys I'm Jay I think that's the thing you know infamously, there is a loss compendium called chronologically loss, which takes all the events, all the episodes and puts them in chronological order. I think someone needs to make a triple D. Edit organized by city and state, and so you could just referred to that particular set of segments depending on the city you want to select. Because it's like I think people people that are like really close. We have a misconception that I like. Just like Nice It's like one of my favorite things is just a quarter pounder with cheese from McDonalds I mean it's it's I'm by no means pretentious tastes and Halio be familiar with the and the phrase from the spark full. It's like it's not for foodies. It's for eaters I. Don't consider myself a Foodie but I definitely consider myself in either I will go the full gamut African make beans and ground beef every other week it's by no means high level taste. And it's so funny to me because Kurt I really do feel like you and I have the same approach to food which is that, yeah, we like it. We like making it. We don't consider ourselves experts in any means. So it's funny how we have these like opposite ends of the spectrum there. Really. Aren't going to be friends after this. We're watching a friendship. Is like a Nice Burger falls apart now. I can't wait for in twenty or twenty four when I can again travel to L. A. and we can go to a nice triple de restaurant together and we'll have a great time. I do have a listing of the ones that are near me I just. Now, I can't go back and Laker appreciate. The triple d. a take on them but I think crossroads. A funky little joint that you'd like to check out. Something, you will experience I think when you also been triple D's is the vernacular that guy like over and over again like that's the bomb or the bombing dot com. Upset Kurt. that. By this is triggering for you even on I thought I could get away from flavor town references Blinn we got two guys ranch, kid ranch kitchen, and. It was still there say. That I have called this podcast flavor town. Named this entire recording flavor town is what you're saying. It isn't this. She definitely has his goto phrases. I wonder if that's how the episodes this says like you know boom a lot. I, don't know. I'm more I'm intrigued by also like. He's got his kids hunter, and Ryder were instantly episodes I watched and then like he like he names his kids after like actions like you're you're a writer and actually because I, I did see the Guy Ferry episode pop up in my feet of this full and he has a winery now and it's called Hunt and ride. Oh my gosh all comes full circle. So I rarely read something Guy Fieri about how he was born guy. Ferry. But when he got married, he chose to change his last name in honor of his Italian grandfather who upon coming to Ellis island had to like. His last name as many people did from Sierra to ferry. So He's like I'm Gonna I'm GONNA my again like as much as people might poke fun. You're not really Italian. You're a blonde spike sunglass backwards wherein Douche. Well actually he he changed his name to that to actually honor someone who came before it. So there's there's more depth with might think so. That I'm looking at an article called Guy Fieri Slang what Oh, one how The Mayor Flavor town. I would say some of my favorite phrases so far are put it on a flip flop. Oh yeah that's awesome. So good you put it on a football. DC. Hurt is like good to have any any resolution. Serve on a trash can lid. That puts the Shama Llama in ding-dong. And let's see one more. Let's give you one and more hot Frisbee of fun. What does that mean? That was my nickname in college. Also put it on a flip flop like you can put it on a Frisbee and you can. Luckily luckily an example. Phrase. So the example given in this particular instance is these cheesy pork fat pancakes are hot Frisbee of fun coming straight your Dome Chacho. Any round food I'm guessing you could apply that one too. Cookies I made were just several. adorable little. A Fun To say. For London Flop. The thing about guy that again, the way he speaks does feel like he was unfrozen from the year nineteen, Ninety eight. But again, the weirdly enough that has a way to be like you're you're. Looking in talk in a weird but like that makes me more comfortable. Sort of like he's harnessed the smashmouth energy. Able to ride that wave so much further than. Everybody else from that time, there was an article I read the basically said. If, you don't like smash mouth you probably don't like Guy Fieri. I don't think he's a Douche. He's just he's just he's got was worried about I was worried that you thought he was a bad dude. No real agree that he's a good dude he's just not his style like isn't what you're going. He's got the Bro Energy that I can tolerate, but then I don't vibe with. That's all fair and reasonable. Thing as well as I believe. Reading up on Triple D., the food network said that like not only is it obviously a huge hit for the network and made guy the face of the food network but I believe like it's more than most watched shows by the male side of their viewership. So for some reason, I think it's just guys particular energy and his style really has that vibe with like young men I don't think this means that mer recruiting people to flavor town anytime soon. But for some reason and is his typical of being guy like really resonates the way with men viewing these shows. This is interesting. I'm trying to think of like the Algorithm of food network programming now that you've said that. We have that versus pioneer woman, which is like safest. Most Vanilla American. Play I can't even watch that show because it gets too boring like. Like you know, we'll have minutes of something on our dvr before like after. So, we'll be watching something 'cause. Triple D. and all this stuff is like shows Ethan I will watch together like helium. Mad. If I if there's like a tournament of triple John I watched one episode without him. That's like our game of thrones basically. I'm not kidding I cannot watch that show without him. So you know sometimes I'll watch like ten minutes pioneer woman after and we're just like. This is horrific and I feel the same about. Everybody anthem somebody feed Phil. Same thing. Sorry. Your ear to drag everybody. Nancy Nancy. Is it Nancy Fullerton. I don't even know if that is. Out. Of My HR team. Solar should not. As a chef. No Yeah No. Rules yes. I don't like farmhouse I? Like anti food I don't like. Their response to being we need someone who looks exactly like Dean but is a lot less risky. Yeah reader racist. Yes. Exactly. and. Then we have like, who else do we have like Tricia, earwood every once in a while. What I like the chaotic energy I can sit and Watch Rachel, Ray? Because she hasn't chaotic. Cry Racial Racial Guy I feel like their food network pitfalls because again, like you said, they both have high bombastic type of energy That's great for me I think I like that guy she we do a ranking of like food network personalities real quick. I feel like whoo or is that what? Do you do count the lie 'cause I'm trying to think like, do you count people who do cooking shows because like you? We talked about Bobby Flay last week does he count even though he doesn't Cook show. Did I ever tell you guys I. Have a subscription to Food Network magazine I knew I had on my grandmother bought me one when I first moved to New York and I got like two magazines in the mail and then it stopped I personally love it I. It's a great time for me get lots of ideas from it, and it's again. It's all things that are so accessible and I am basic and I like things that I feel like I can do if we are ranking personalities, I think the bottom for me might be Giada for some reason. Mike. How Pins Jianye birthday neighbors but I'm. Not. A fan of dealer Rentis for whatever reason. Maybe it's because I've been so hampered by you're watching her on food network star we're just like I vehemently disagreed with the judging that she and bobby put out there, and she also come across as like I know she she saw Italian cuisine but. Sounds like that one person who studied abroad in Spain for a semester and says how much she enjoyed Barcella like the way she says, these these Italian things is like a little lucky. So if I sort of had this like weird ax to grind with her for probably no particular reason. If people feel that way I think that's been the critique for an extraordinary long like an extraordinarily long time. It's like how she is like trying to be authentic as possible and speaking. Italian, so she says Italian words with an Italian accent. To each their own I. Suppose. I don't know. Let's see. Like people like Valerie Bertinelli, do we call them into question? Brian Boitano. Maori like Ariza cooking channel. I don't know that's true I. It's all within the same thing and then you bring in like, yeah I have to incorporate like all the Food Network Star winners that became Eddie Jackson unless the D. Arabian What's what's your name? Damaris married tomorrow I saw her at. At Airport rants a couple years ago she was like interesting biased you look. Into France. Time soon, Let's see who else I have heard. I heard that residents of New York can now travel to Costa Rica. Great. Great. Is, but I think it's a possibility now. What about people like Aaron mcharg junior like what happened to him? The neely. Split. Knock together all year the nearly forgot about the neely's. What about the girl from NCIS and her Italian husband? Oh you mean Debbie. Masar. I think maybe that's not the girl from. NCIS. That's Debbie Besar. Which I knew I. Know Are you? Yeah Go and see here and tell me that they don't want. You're talking about. Twenty five years on the other acne. Into I mean. She has a show on the cooking channel called extra-virgin her husband Gabrielle Corpus. Tests Gabrielli. So. What do I do? They're all names I don't know I'm really ignorant when it comes to the food network and cooking channel I know hurt Leno Alton were out. Of every single person in the next week and then we all get together talk about it next week I know all brown yeah and and by the way the art Smith I was thinking of China expert. I. I. Just, do on the first name and it was like, Oh my God. That's the end of the episode I watched guys kitchen was season. So three. where he brings his most creative show friends the ranch to revamp a retro dishes John. Men. Is. Is So funny. He's a good dude I used to go to his restaurant in the West village before it shut down and then he just reopened it as cove it happened. So like I'm hone know what happens with that but he has this great restaurant called Budo that was sort of like this iconic like he makes us like delicious roast chicken get like Parmesan fried potatoes. With it, it was always like a hot spot. You sit outside Bobby Flay and Michael Simon used to go there all the time with their wives before Bobby got divorced from Stephanie March one night on their they're like racking up a crazy bill wine bottles past I'm like two tables over with three of my girlfriends. Did they thirty percent lanes? I hope. So they were like. Having a great time and Jonathan Waxman starts coming around talking to everybody at every table and the ladies how are you enjoying your meal and we're like, oh, it's so good and like you know my friends are like they don't know who is whatever and I was like that's the chef like he's a really big deal and they're all like I think he just wanted to. Say Hi Four Young Women in their twenty s like in like summer dresses eating roast chicken I was like, yeah, probably. But like still and I watched him like come around and like hang out with Bobby and Michael Awhile it was such a great I it was very silly. I really enjoyed that moment anyway I digress in in in my mini binge of the Guy Fieri. Demography on TV. I think I saw and maybe he's just stuck in my mind because how much you guys talked about Bobby Flay last week it'd be bobby flay is were heavily promoting chopped colon be bobby flay. Gets is that a mash up of the two shows? Though. Speaking speaking of guests on I was watching the triple the episode I watched had Duff Duff Goldman on as well. I remember I watched a good amount of cakes back in the day even though I realized that that was not really a food show whatsoever, it was funded show. Action. On stuff exactly I mean that's a lot of work but still. Blended, more unlike I don't know even like a bravo like more about craftsmanship than it was about the actual food itself. Yeah. Yeah. But like what if we talked about? Next week. Really delvin there who Barefoot Contessa. US. We have a group chat though that we brought this up in the past gifts I sent a gift of Vinik Garden, which is like you know pretty much like knock it out of the park like you know. A gift to everybody knows and Kurt was like, I, don't know who that is and I almost. I don't know where what I don't know who you are. If you don't know who I know garden is Is this an alternate reality like? I don't know I just feel like. Kurt you don't even know the fact that like her theme song was like really fast at first like really great sort of. Yeah we. GotTa get to our house and then it slowed down for a little while later seasons and you're like, I feel great about this and you don't know if she's making something for Jeffrey. Husband Jeffrey and like all of her tips of roasted nuts and Parmesan crisps and like how do your guests not leave absolutely smashed every time because that's not enough to support a cocktail party there that theory that. Megan markle Prince Harry got engaged after making her roast chicken recipe It's that good. Chicken I. Just. Realized this now, it's rare for me to jump on a show that's been on air for several seasons already Mo- shows that I watched. I start watching because they're new chefs in. So I think there's very few shows where where I've a huge like I think the. I think we all that could be wrong. I think many of us have their shows or master this dvr. Weekly later, there's one hundred seventeen hundred yards. You can remove it from the DVR and you've got this catalog you can go for me. It's not cooking shows that are like that. It's like ghost hunting shows. Strangely like every October I I'll throw like ghost hunters goes adventures goes haunted most would ever and then a week later all two, hundred, thirty go something show is on my Dvr, remove it, and then I'll serve on that through December I think and. There's something intimidating to me about like, okay. There's this show I'm a kind of a completion EST I liked to watch if I enjoy something I to watch all of it and if I am. So I'm hesitant to start new shows a have a huge backlog. Again that. But I think you're so used to watching shows that are like episodic and you need to follow the Stream. But like this, Shit, you just turn on, you can watch like. Fifteen minutes of the flower of it and you're like, yes wonderful. But I get that. This is not your style. I don't think it's not the episode. Episodic shows that I do like. I said. Episode to me is like it's confined you're single episode versus serialized which is spread over several but regardless, it's like. I do think I do tend to prefer things continuous story, but it's like I did enjoy. Iron Chef, and I caught that early on in its run and the and the concept of. So. It's more just the even for. Like I, just I just put off watching ships creek forever because I was like five seasons behind and then Finally, say okay. I have enough people in my life who are talking about this now for some reason, and I watched like the first episode and I'm hooked. So it's taskmaster. Yes. because. But that was also. To I'm watching him in order. And because you. Want to but I but I think Those are short seasons come on. There's not like thirty, one seasons and three, hundred plus. What if we had you watched if we watched one show. That's like food related. That's like food network. He doesn't have to be guy what do you guys think would be like? Like. I don't know like. The the pallet cleanser, the weight of really. Do you want it to be something that Kurt enjoys. What? Actresses like Clark tank where you can. Actually. It's talked about his love of Elton Brown I think good eats would be. Not Not love I think he's the one I'm familiar like in terms of. That show I hate that show I said I know him as a name as personality I don't have a love for Alton. Brown, it's like a very. Talk about chaotic we want to talk about how horrifying the camera angles are on the yeah. They're very close in very angler. I'm not here to see your pores man I'm here to see what? I'm mad about that. Sorry. Like. I think because if you're talking about like accessibility things, I can cook basically what Elton does. Every episode of Good Eats He. Breaks down a food or like an idea talks about science behind it a bit and then ends up making something would feels like very much up your alley I'm trying to think if there's like I mean, obviously, if you're talking about like Competition Food Network Star would probably be a one. That's a fun combination of like competition. Post to be judged equally between like Kim personality and cooking cookery. So I, think that's like that's a good mash up as well. So it's a little top Sheffi, but it also combines like, Hey, are you talented enough to be able to talk about food in front of the camera? What about like worst cooks in America? I. Tried that I try to it might have been the the Alex, Stein. season. From glasshouse. Somebody? Did I don't think I don't think finish that like I would typically give. To be any show six episodes and before I dumped it now. Down to three now. What do you think like a food network show that like Kurt could handle? God, I'm trying to think. An instructional one like one like today we're making miss my friend bet is coming over later let NATO. So we're making on tomato denied I. De Beth's coming over her finest linen. Is This A. Guy Like. Yeah I actually. Okay. So here's what we're GONNA. DO WE'RE GONNA? Have you watch an episode of Barefoot Contessa? Maybe five I'm not we walk. Can. Can you like? God I wish there was a way that we could all wash the same episode of verify. Did that with. The Nation. Yeah. I want to. I want you to I. Want you to watch I want you to get a feel for China. I want you to enjoy her guests whomever they are I want you to tell us how you feel about Jeffrey. Truly. I think that this is next week I think this is what we're. GonNa do. All right. I'm well, here's what we can do. We can watch them together or I'M GONNA put in our chat here. Everyone can look it up as well. There's an eater. COM article that says I gardens most fabulous moments on barefoot CONTESSA lists I believe. Handful, barefoot contessa episodes to watch it's very easily skim a few off the top here we can watch and we can talk about them. Be Able to find them to watch them and their iphone. Network here need to take APU eventually because a lot of these shows are available on Hulu. What we're trying to do is make you as uncomfortable as possible. In your exploration of food shows you've never watched before and also paying networks that you don't want to pay for I have. Great Your Password. Rhyme Hbo Max I've Got Net flicks I. Don't need to add Hulu on top of that. Max No. No. No. No. I will fight you Mike. Things, are getting really intense and not no way I expected I thought it was just between Haley Kurt and now bikes thrown into the mix. My Anti Max. Yeah. yeah. I think we should talk about China Garden I think was time married to do that. Virtually. About anything having to do with her show I've driven past her house multiple times anything you want. We can talk about I feel like next week it'll be like the passion of Emily late, with Aina as it was this week with me and Guy Fieri like will you cried it's debatable I'm kind of a we'll see little soccer. I'm prepared to cry about I. Know Garden Problem is made her roast. Chicken. Looks like several full episodes there's looks like nine full episodes of Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network Dot Com. Ron. Their their belic twenty one minute episodes. And the the one that they're highlighting. Jeffrey Birthday Dinner. We're. Throws an Italian themed birthday dinner with Surprised Jeffrey Guy since, Josh is on this should I make that bill for him yes? Let's do it. And then. There is also a cooking for Jeffrey Cohen Pizza. Looking for Jeffrey Cookbook so there's a lot of that happening. But Kurt just a quick spoiler. Jeffrey's not home all the time. It's an interesting arrangement. They've got learn more about this. Picture Yeah. Exactly. The florist. Frank? Also enjoy her friend Jr I think he's pretty great but that's enough. Next week. Let's hold back. It says, it says at least as of two thousand, fifteen I tried pulling up Netflix but the is hard playing back says season one barefoot. CONTESSA call him back to basics is currently streaming Netflix a five year old article so I don't know if it's still. Doubt that it's there, but we can try. Yeah, I'll do a little digging. We'll find you online news for one moment. So he doesn't hear a bunch of audio back from his from Netflix looking at Ida Garden stuff but he just really wants to hear the theme song that we're talking about Alabama I got a queue it up. It's a rock and thing like you don't get your motor running. On My ipod and it would just come on. You're listening to we're go jason tearful. Inside goes on Yeah I love that it was the best I finally took off after being like Oh God, too loud. No I mean. That's a but I personally feel like the barefoot Contessa back when we had ringtones because I feel like they have gone the way of the way that Max should be going in the next couple of years. It's a it's a great like it's a great text tone slash ring town that's instrumental like it's jovial, but it's not to like over an alleged. Pulse pounding. It's a really really indulging little ditty. That basically sums up I know garton Yeah. Jovial. A little giggly. Against the preview garden. When Martha Stewart went to prison for insider trading. There were rumors that China Garden was going to succeed her when it came to that type of show. So it's it's when you're talking about like a very. Mildly spoken soft focus type of TV show. That's barefoot CONTESSA. Yeah I believe there's like a story I'm going to have to actually look at the validity of this but like Martha Stewart had gotten a copy of gardens book back in the day like her first cookbook and was like, oh Interesting Like. There was sort of like a weird tension there. I don't know if it's that way anymore but obviously I love Martha so like I was. Obviously going to love IDA as well. I think people are just trying to pit some cooking women against each other and that's that's that's right. and Oh. My God. I could go down a whole rabbit hole with this. This is my bread and butter like this is what I live for. That's straight straight donkey sauce before we get into cooking actually here's a game I have I currently have the recipe for donkey sauce from Rachel? RATIO DOT COM removing the two of you there six ingredients in donkey sauce can you guess all six? Of. US. Three. Sorry. Three I. Don't know why said to three or was it because I was muted for a full minute because I had the hiccups or maybe I assume that Kurt wouldn't wanNA participate conciliated with guy. Sorry. We'll go one at a time digest. We've aches so. I'm going vinegar. There is no vinegar. are their eggs. There are no eggs emily, mayonnaise. Yes, there is one cup, of mayonnaise. Exit Thought Manny's was made with eggs. I think we're distilling it to like this specific prepared ingredients. Oh technically you get it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. How could give me another guests? Paprika. No Haley. Anto Chili's no unfortunately, not emily. Wooster here. Yes. That is correct. Four Dashes of works at Surf Sauce. Salt that's correct. One quarter teaspoon of Salt Haley asset. Very very true but not technically corrected specific regard. Emily. Got Three they're throwing ago garlic yes. One quarter of a cup of minced roast garlic. Pepper. Yes for pinches a black pepper, there's one ingredient left Haley. What is it? I don't even know what? We've salt pepper garlic. Garlic mayonnaise, worcester, sauce salt, and pepper. There's one ingredient left the secret ingredient to donkeys us. Love us. If only it's neither love nor donkey's lemon juice. No, I'll. Just I'll give it to you is mustard. Yeah. So essentially what people figured out once guy gave away this recipe is that donkey sauce is essentially a only with mustard in it. Right? He he they talked about that in the bud gases that it's basically a he says, basically, just they WANNA call the. Only A. I don't know why he calls it. Donkey saw specifically like it has no connection to guess maybe he meant that it has such a kick that feel like a donkey I dunno gave you a swift. Shawna the draw. That's. Nice? That's probably correct. Do you WanNa do the origin story of donkey sauce you think that's something we can look up. Let's look it up and. Talk about it on the podcast Kurt. Only Haley I think he just talked about the fact that naming of it and some people have the name and yeah, it's basically and he's and he's like, yeah, it's. It's Ailey. Origin story behind the term donkey sauce. Also. Okay. So he goes reveals from eater DOT COM which is. Today. If you're in an interview with Las Vegas magazine that the name donkey sauce was invented when he was working in the kitchen of Carnival cruise ship, he says, he explained to one of the shifts that quote you have to put sauce on the Burgers or you're a jackass, the other chef as this really thick accent SPF jackass what is a jackass? Fieri explained it was a donkey the other chef noted Oh. So it's donkey sauce womb history happened in the world was changed forever. So No, it was less about like the punch that a donkey gives you more so about like if you don't put sauce on the sandwich, you are a donkey. So he's credited another basically another chef deserves the credit for calling at that had this carnival cruise, his chef. Unbelievable I think we're in Ramsey will call people donkeys. Key. Right so or Shrek. Kinda sounds Scottish of net. I really saw that you're going. Yeah, you realize. So. And so what have you been making this week? I had a meal Kit sweek. That's some. Some decent chicken, some decent pork bulls. I think the big thing I wanted to. I had some great Indian food last week last week and actually I was going to go to the English public and we talked about that pick up some food. I'm GONNA wasn't doing. One PM, like know I'm going hungry for that. But just next to was an Indian restaurant and I've never. I can kind of one hand how many times I've? Had Gone to an Indian restaurant. And I had recently been watching final table on. Netflix which is another one of those didn't talk about last week where each episode they focus on a different country and then somebody goes and and the most recent episode had watched with India was India and they had made butter chicken. And actually one of the judges was vegetarian. So they had to make no chicken butter. And I've never had better chicken and I had the butter chicken and the mango lasi. Random assorted it was amazing. I'm probably going to get it again this weekend it was just so good the other thing is we have worked function on Monday this coming Monday. And we were all ups these around cookies with frosting kind of vacuum sealed, and it's like a thin layer of white. Plane Crossing on it and in eight pack of edible. Food coloring markers. And we have these cookies. With what we want to do. Once. Lifts. That sounds like a challenge on the circle of like here are these basic. Dead except we are going to. Take a couple pictures and send it in that. We can share it like I'm just going to my mind by now. But you know very much a circle challenge where you're giving these blank slate cookies and these edible food coloring markers and. So. That's something I'm actually kind of looking for when we were told we were getting some sort of like participatory arts and crafts sort of thing in the mail. But then I saw this, I think she kind of cool and So I will, I'll be sure to post in the Patriot. Group. What I ended up making. Haley. I think been making a lot. I can't even remember my brain feels like it's fallen out of my ear hole. Last week. Ethan's best friend and his fiancee and a baby, and then it was her birthday like. Four days later. So I mean a mini cake. I. I want their favorite kind of cake is fun fatty. So I wanted to try my hand to making a fun fatty cake but every recipe I could find was for a truly massive cake I do not have the skill set or hands for that. So I found a recipe for a mini one. And it was wildly mediocre. I was not good at cakes I think is my thing turn it a little dense Little. Flat. So I just I really really think cakes they're just not in my wheelhouse. And that's fine. I have other skills I haven't found them yet but I'm sure they're deep down. And it was my first. Time making buttercream and it was a luke grainy probably because I didn't use actual or sugar I made my own. How. Did you make your own your own confectioner's sugar deci around it down with a little bit of cornstarch she's a sugar little cornstarch blender. Assembled the sugar crystals to construct nine truly in any you know that's not happening. Sciences not again the cake thing it's because signs is not really in my little my little brain sphere I've got OUTTA. Speaking. Hey. Speaking, speaking, cake I went to the the in the in the area. Wanderlust creamery is an amazing ice cream place in their one of their August seasonal. Ice Creams. Is Kievsky which is based on the cake and it's like which is It's got layers of meringue and hazelnuts chocolate glaze, and buttercream filling. But this was a buttercream ice cream which I've never had before. freaking amazing like buttercream ice cream and chocolate covered hazelnuts is the ice cream was so good. So we were talking about prostate made me think of the butter cream flavored ice cream. That I had this week. There sorry. Michael. So it was my birthday we celebrating. The May. Thank you alongside Giada. So I, we treated ourselves a little bit like I'll stay on the train Angela. got a great from a local bakery. that it was probably not worth the money it costs, but it was like a nice. You know bakery fresh cookies and cream. Sponge cake. So it turned out really great but the big thing is we. Inside of ordering in, we finally went out to lunch in an actual restaurant, which is fine. I had a short short rib grilled cheese Remond to Texas, toes. Oh Man A. NAP after. My Birthday. So I was just like I'm going to NAPA. That's my birthday I've got a nap. We go to bed and you can't judge be world. Like Vermont shedder and just like everything about it was so so good. I was definitely from fulmer food perspective like the highlight of my week maybe even my month. Just being able to have that. Short Rivkin. I wanted again now that I've just mentioned it and it's conceptualize in my mind's eye I love short ribs so much. It's such a delicious cut. It really is. Yeah. It takes so much time to like render it down it really tender, but once you do you're like cool. So I'll just live in this pot and that's the great thing about going onto or getting. Now, I, want to eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Like you'd be like well, I'm not the one who made the same thing with like that's why I love brisket as I don't like Vicky brisket and having to keep things in there for like a week and a half but be like sure you did the hard work for me I'll have your brisket. Delicious. Emily. KOSKA TO FA sets. This week I made a lot of things. I Made I. also made a cake actually. Much better than my shit gay no, it was temporary cake Josh would would probably say it was. But I keep? Eating it because it's delicious but I don't love how it looks. Interesting Emily please must direct you now to. My twitter feed at. Twitter. Scroll down a bit. So you can see the picture of this cake I made. Okay. I'm looking right now the tweet is from August eleventh because I actually made this cake on twitter. You can follow me on twitch twitch, TV slash hilly's interesting. Can you talk a little bit? What was what was your setup? Set up the camera like on the counter or something and I knew it was really cute. It's so sad brick i. Hope that's how it tasted and like because it was so thin that's two layers. House and layer and finally. Yeah I had my ipod I'm still trying to like I'm not very technologically advanced. Your photos are great dude. Good photo I'M NOT GONNA video. So I might I had like stacked on a couple of cookbooks and like someone's mom at their graduation being like hold on simply like I had the front facing camera and like. It looks like you just plays a stool that you have your. That's basically I was like a stack of cookbooks on my counter, the lighting, my kitchen's a little weird too. So I need to. I need to figure out how to do that because I'm. All. Worry we're all trying to do our best year. That is the cake I made and it is. Durable I like. Yeah cake sunk in the middle because I didn't put eggs in it because I can't eat eggs. I decided not put an egg replacer and because I was GonNa say you didn't use the Gross I was like I don't feel like using this stuff and I had already I was I was really like stress baking more so and I put too much sugar in with the butter and so I had to very quickly pivot and add more of all the other ingredients. So I had to do a lot of math and that was annoying. So at that point. I was just Kinda like this is GonNa be what it's going to be, and I'm not GonNa put like exhibit and we'll see what happens and like listen we've been eating it slowly the last couple of days it's a red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Let me tell you it's ridiculously good but it's ugly and I didn't have the right oil. I put olive oil in it. So Chris up on the sides, which is not really what you want for a cake typically but actually adds a lot of interesting texture. But onto my successes. I made a mushroom risotto. Tomato Tart. With. Early Great, very, Philadelphia of you. Just underneath it in tarp pans so that it looks really good. Actually look it was perfect for the Graham and then I forgot to take picture. I made a bulletin as. I mean falls skies mice, I? I've been making a lot of food because like in times of stress that's all I really know what to do with myself like apartments very clean and I have a lot of food in the fridge now. So like they're, you know that's great I we made tomato sauces week neighbor had an excess of tomato that they gave us and. and. It was very nice and tasty. Yeah. I, love making fresh tomato sauce when like the tomatoes are as good as they've been this year, it's so worthwhile to just do it if you can. We now have five days of tomato sauce in the freezer that we we separated it that like it's a good portion for the two of us and so now we can just be like. Hello Bag. Yeah. Totally. So yeah good good week of eating you know. So everyone. Where can they find you on the Internet I met Kirk clerk with two season, most of your major social media platforms. Emily I am at Emily's like an Omelet with e on twitter and instagram Michael. I'm at a Mike, Bloom type doing a lot of podcasts including covering for Josh who's in abstentia this week including on this podcast. Ron Poe show recaps as well as all the other reality TV bay stuff including having a very own Haley strong on the RHA BNB starting in about half an hour from now. You can find me on twitter and Instagram at underscore you can check out my blog strong takes. You can check out my coverage of the bachelor great seasons of all time. That's on PAS this week. But we talked about the Shannon Gates last week and that was wonderful I'm going to be on the. BBC. This week. So that's going to be a fun Will you know where to find us? You've been listening to you're listening to the guy fear episode of Beyond Chef Puck, is new to this point you. US. Anyway, I can go. Bye. Bye.

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"I'm Rita Foley with an AP news minute. And they're off the black Friday shoppers are at the mall this woman in deer park. New York is bundled up against the cold. It's fifteen degrees there at the moment. But she says being too warm inside the stores, not a problem if federal in shopping in the desert like I'm good we start moving around. For you get out there you bundle up again celebrity. Chef guy Fieri helped cook thanksgiving dinner for thousands of northern California residents displaced by the wildfire. That's all I know. The do I I'm happy that it makes people happy. But I we have to do anything. We can he spoke to K G O T V eighty four people now known dead in that fire. President Trump used his Thanksgiving Day called military troops to air grievances about immigrants heading toward the US. He later threatened to close the border with Mexico if he thinks Mexico has lost control on its side. We will close entry into the country for a period of time until we can get it under control President Trump speaking yesterday. I'm Rita Foley.

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Shane Torres's Guy Fieri

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

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Shane Torres's Guy Fieri

"Hello I'm Volterra senior editor Jesse David Fox and welcome to good one eight podcast about ships. Honestly. Usually, it's about more than a joke. It's about comedy broadly about depot specifically. But sometimes, it really is about a joke especially when you got a joke like this weeks as our guest is New York stand up comedian Shane Torres and his joke about Guy Fieri is. At least in my opinion, one of the best of the last decade if you've not heard the joke, you might know it from Penn Oswalt on this show twice saying it is joe key. wished he wrote. Besides being so funny it it really shows the power of comedy. It was an idea where. Everyone was zigging in like describing Guy Fieri as the worst person that ever existed and Shane founded angle by zagging and be like maybe this guy's not so bad and like. Instantly, when he tells this joke, you can see an audience like. Laughing away where like they feel like they breathe for the first time like there's like Oh yeah like it's like he lifted the wool over people's eyes in a way that comedy can do and it's considered doing for like serious subjects. But you know he did it for Guy Fieri. And I knew from from the first time. I saw it seems Shane opened for Canadian in the fall two, thousand sixteen instantly when the job is finished I was like this is going to be huge. It's a feeling I don't have often i. Show I literally sent myself an emails reminder that whenever Shane releases an album to try to have vulture premiere this track and and we did is in August two, thousand seventeen. And it blew up like in a way I've seen very few jokes ever do. We wrote about people are sharing it then other people or sharing and that other people wrote about it, it was like one of migrate days as a as a comedy fan on the Internet. The version of the joke we're GONNA play was its final form as he did on Conan in in September of two thousand seventeen. Anthony Bourdain plays a role in the jokes. So I should note that this was recorded before he committed suicide. I. If some of what chain says is hard to hear just just think it's more about the idea of Anthony. Bourdain. Than the actual guy also say in case you're thinking well, everybody loves Guy Fieri as a person who was very much on the internet in two thousand seventeen I can say that was not the that this joke I, believe is the reason for the shift. So here is chain Torres. Can someone please explain to me what the Hell Guy Fieri ever did anyone? Yana who I'm talking about the celebrity chef. People Shit on that dude, all the time. And as as I can tell all he ever did was follow his dreams. You understand people are horrible to a television personality and he didn't do anything. Wrong. Here's what he did. Do America he started a company where he hires everybody he pays more than minimum wage. He gives health benefits before he has to. He has a nonprofit where he gives pretzel making machines to schools. So they can fundraise I know that one sounds like I made it up but I swear to Christ it's true. He works with Special Olympics athletes, and if you need a little more sugar with this medicine, he also officiated a gay wedding. But because he has flames on his shirt. Everybody's ships all over this dude, like he's a member of nickelback. And by the way what the hell did nickelback ever. Made forty million rows happy. Yeah. You don't want them walking around pissed off the we ended up in this mess. There should Batra. Look I get it. I don't WanNa hang out with Guy Fieri either. Okay I. Know He looks like a hot topic manager moonlighting at a Friday's. Didn't do anything wrong. Well what else has he don Shane I'm so glad. He goes around the country to small businesses and gives them free advertising on a national platform on a weekly basis advertising. Those small businesses could never afford themselves with his own television show, but because his hair looks like he was electrocuted while drinking mountain dew. People like we need to solve his head off and put it on the Internet. Meanwhile. y'All. Can't get enough Anthony Bourdain. and He seems like the kind of do that would be mean to dogs so i. Don't understand what is happening hang. What does he do? Put on rolling stones, t shirts, and that tell food courts they suck. Come on. Like if you had to choose. Between being stuck in a foxhole with Anthony Bourdain. Or gaffey avery. You. GonNa. Pick every time. I am still doing this bit. was going to do I'll tell you. It'd be like that dude every world. War. Two movie who sucks the whole time? Then when the Nazi show up doesn't do his job gets a bunch of good soldiers killed meanwhile gaffey areas over here earning new nicknames like Elf way go. Digging up live grenades throwing them back say dope shit like welcomed the flavor town. And he knows he's dying on that beach in France that morning but he's they're fighting and what do y'all do shit all over and just because he had his sunglasses on the back of his neck. I think it's awesome that he has racing stripe painted on his fridge. Love. If banks had painted it. And look guys. I know I look like the kind of do that would defend Guy Fieri. What you're taking away from this, you're missing the point. That you guys very much. I'm saying. I'm here with the comedian behind the joke you just heard Shane Torres. Thank you for joining me. Thank you for having me. been. This is a longtime coping for me. I feel like when I thought of doing this shows like a one off shade on to talk about this show. Today is that day. So let's start from the beginning before even the joke was a flicker near I. What was your? To Guy Fieri. True Sleaze. There wasn't one my I guess I. I would say my relationship was like I absorbed him. Like, a lot of people do kind of. In background for lack of a better, he's Kinda always on TV or is always on the Television or where we run it you know. So I knew he was he's like these. But I? Just. you know like uses kind of. Wild crazy dude but other than that I had. No knowledge that outside the show itself you know I wasn't an avid watcher. So then what what set you off to be like maybe there's something here. Well I would go to shows and everybody had like a Shitty joke about or he was a referential. Like, which I thought was kind of amazing. that. He wasn't reference all the time. You know it's always like is like guy? Fieri. While outlaw reading you know. Marcel prove or whatever what Kinda give all comic still light wherever you know like they just don't get it or whatever but So it was kind of like would. All. Joe's when while not actually saying the same words where the exact same job. Yes. That's kind of where it started I and I never wanted to tell jokes and somebody else could tell So. I guess that that was kind of where it started where were you saw people doing it and knowing that people are doing it all one angle you're like, Oh, if I do the opposite angle, it's like all mine. Yeah Kinda Just easy and I thought will once the other side of it. I guess I'm of the impression. The first thing that comes to your mind in a job or angle on a joke shouldn't be the finished product of which I think is what a lot of that was. In reference to guy. Areas. The King of hot dogs or whatever. So walk me through. Then you have this feeling of like Oh there's an area where are doing anything. to going on stage with something you know what? How much did you go on stage with? What was your process to sort of have something? You know what? What were you thinking when you were like Oh what is my ankle sort of walk me through the sort of thought process to the point where he's sort of got it on stage the first time. I actually. Remember it. Kind of. Yeah. Like pretty vividly. Honestly. Because I was Kinda thinking on it just doing the coffee shop thing. That where you just Kinda sit in a coffee shop for four hours. Everybody Wants Cup of coffee. Yes. That would like kind of like read like ozone use the bathroom ten. Islands homeless. but. I don't know if you know Jerry Levin Baugh sounds familiar he used to with West. Yes Yep and Germany's a buddy of mine. Do you WanNa do last night and I was like yeah and I was done a few times had done well on it but I was like I had to bring some new eight knows I guess I'll just try this and I was thinking about what if the? The angle in the bid is that He literally hasn't done anything wrong. That's kind of were. Like. I went up. And it was like it was at I was just a one liner. Where just go like I would come out in I. Guess kept this part of the bit. Can someone please explain to me. What the fuck. Guys Eerie ever did to anyone that was kind of juggle. And then I was end of line was like because I as far as I can tell all we ever did was followed his traits and then. It got a huge pop. Yeah and then like there was Canada's if I don't know if this is true or I'm you know. Blowing smoke up my own ass but I felt like they want more. Like and it was like, okay I have to go right this job. Midst that you're like I gotta go I did. Like don't worry apple towels up next. West, which is actually what happened. you know I love to turn the PUNCHBOWL for Hollywood's biggest director to pick up. That's how it actually the first started because I. I was like, Oh, there's more to it. Yeah. So so did the next up doing research or you're like Oh, let me actually find out more about this person is that what you're thinking was What do you? Feel, there is a version where you just sort of like. Talk about even just the idea of him and be like this seems fine like what made you I'm going to do research, and then what was it like doing that research the information I do in the bit or I give out in the bit. UNFOLDED RATHER QUICKLY If you Google guy you're going to be like, it won't add. There's no like more information about him will be uploaded to the Internet in a day that you get through in a lifetime. Yeah. So then you're like, you're picking choosing from the list of good deeds and then I imagine when you found that that Pretzel making thing you're like, well, that is already as if someone wrote the joke for me. In date yeah. The thing that I found is sort of like re did your research I just wanted to see like more information and Because the gay wedding one I mean as I'm sure you know it's not like he officiated one gay wedding it wasn't his cousin who's always been close to. Officiated one hundred, one gay weddings. In in tribute to his his sister, who was who was a lesbian who passed away like it's like not like can you talk about? Decision not to like give all the information about that gay wedding you're like this is enough. Truly. I didn't know. I had heard this but I know she had passed away. Last over. But I point out that it's so funny. It's such a Guy Vieri, thing for him to do. A hundred one and not just a hundred. Kids like. He's the like it's like a miniature skirts and it was risk for. One hundred one tower not one hundred but. I. I. Would Not Giving all the information about it is I think part of it was just word economy, inefficiency. And then part of it is like. I don't WanNa ruin the mood at the joke. Like if I don't really recall that about his sister. But if that's the case, I, don't know if I would WANNA put it. In any way you know like trying to highlight with a good person is and then marking the like would. Probably is a pretty great personal tragedy to yeah I think also and I was GonNa ask you which is like the this is like the part of the joke especially when you're just listing things where it's not even like there's a punchline like it's almost like the goal is like pace up the ranting of it you start off real slow. You're just sort of like tell me. Do Very did anybody and then you're just let the audience like. It's like they snap out of this life of like assuming this guy was bad and like. And then you sort of like need to ramp up the pace. Are you deliberate about? Design and the joke itself to go on a run they're. Like and to become a little bit more. feverish feeling as listings go on if the like the of his good deeds. The joke is written in a way like, okay it's slow. Let's introduce this concept that seems like you know. Trying to explain like blockchain to people more. I think Kinda get what he's saying and then like. Really hammering them for a little bit with it so. They don't want him to descend from it. The it's based on it. It's all predicated on the idea that he is a DC yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it's setting. It's getting everyone on board as fast as possible, and now we're having a party with like everyone's on this topic. Yes. Yeah. I don't do the bid anymore, but I can feel the room. Snap into place sometimes when I was doing it and then like really like. A roller coaster up with a bit I, guess, it was such an exciting joke when I was really into it. For me be like all right you motherfucker. Somebody's coming to flop is big big joke on the table. So the NICKELBACK joke part of it I, I, heard earlier version of the joke. On the keeper hand together podcasts and what I was surprised, which like it goes like everybody's shits all over him like he's a member of nickelback and that's where we're at ended. But by the time you record the album, there's the tag of like by the way what the hell did nickelback ever do. Months later, you then have the other one of like. Where you're now are defending nickelback, which is like they made forty million. Happy. Do you don't want them picked up? Can you talk about that part? That's part like for what I notice is changed. Pretty. Noticeably talk about that part of all being. Yeah That is. Look. On. Nickelback also has apparently done nothing wrong that I. I didn't research them as much. I was afraid like what kind of person I am I am I just a walking Spencer's gifts if I'm. Walking around of ending guy fear in nickelback But. I get like one. It's the way I work like when I ride a job. I've. Always kind of needing in massaging the DOE was. Like So for me like this can change this word can change maybe this has got room for a tag in it maybe it's too much maybe I, should take that out I have a lot of them. Chipping away and adding. So I think that's probably part of the reason that. That little bit of the joke change, but then also it seemed to make more sense to defend them as well. Yen The concept of the joke. Is Dangers in the nature of itself. Yeah. Yeah because they. And like it's You're finding more examples of like whatever. This definition of bad taste is we you're just sort of like holding up to people of like. Why have we like put a moral? Judgment, on taste Yeah I thought was a moral judgment on taste. It's the position of. Like being negative. At some point became valid opinion without having any support for it. And I think I've said that before culture I really think like people just there was this time and maybe the world is getting better than fuck knows. But were everything was just fashionable to shit on stuff? and. It was like week riding. It wasn't even criticism heckling via you know. Of buzzfeed list or whatever. So I really hated that and I'm a person who doesn't like a lot of things. Oh, but I just I don't like the dismissal of things without any support. For your reason for dismissal, it also have a couple things, which is sort of like Penn? Oswald has this thing like it's funnier to come from precision of things you love or what you love about something or even if you don't like something like what you love about this thing, you don't like postage are sort of like. Negative things and I think it was a matter of come through a topic from a perspective of love or or wonder opposed to sort of cynicism, which is it gets boring I mean I think that's ultimately especially over the course of show everyone's doing. Here's like Oh, my God yeah to completely exhausting. To here for too. and I I feel like if the crowd in it physician like they're being scolded or something I don I don't they don't feel bad and maybe they left but it's just like very few people can be. Like negative and shit all over something and still not make you feel horrible and laugh your pass off like there's been Roy does it well on a couple other people but it's too easy to just dog something out and shit all over it for it to be good. Most of the time I have. I think you learn more bad person from the things that seem meaningful to them than the things they don't like and truly spend time thinking about. Yeah Yeah for sure. Yeah. Like like why why would you wanna hear someone talk about something? They don't give a fuck. Patent has great bit about the New Star Wars movies when they came out and how is appointed you wasn't them were you talking about like? They show a little bit of the death star at the end any late you could tell how invested he is emotionally in those. Two you know and I I thought. I thought his name was Hans. Solo. Until like two years ago. So like I really don't get about Star Wars. losing my mind laughing now that bit of patents. Yeah. It's always better to come from. In the Kona Joke. After this part, you take a big pause, is that an intentional pause to catch people up or I can tell you maybe forgot your place in the joke? I. Forget my place. Joe Tattooed Hatta, I kinda was hoping for more. From the audience Sibert that night. I don't think I have one. gave me like eight million on his. Head. But I remember like I used to. Pause. A kind of put my arms up in a very. Lewis Black kind of manner of time. So frustrate you know like, yeah. I think maybe on Conan Iwa. No, it was doing it eventually I was like I say that should bother you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if I didn't count it but it really HMO. Talk about that I thought that it's an interesting thing to tell people lake. This is a problem that this person did nothing wrong and we are mad at what was your thinking by that? Yeah. Have you ever been in a fight with someone who had used you? You're. Talking in Syria man it. Like I. I like been accused of things that I have not done. by like family members or whomever, and like move me to. Not because I am sad but literal anger tears. And and this is like. Another thing like that it just is so. It's not that people making fun of him bad people, but they're not taking the time to be a good person either in this situation, do you feel like you're justice oriented person? Do you feel like justice matters to? Yes. Yeah Yes I do so the past four years of Pretty Arch for me. I do I. I don't know what to do as right or anything of them like that. But like I. Really. It upsets me. When things are wrong and people just. Don't. Care to be fair in. Any way with. Some like the thing I like in fail or lose I can live with that. 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Best Shit on by accident. He's an intentional May. I think rallied everything. He does. So I I would I would assume that he didn't just end up with a hundred t shirts with. Black and gray. Tribal design. On. Them. and then so then you do the, which is I love when Comedians do it I mean it's hard because I I I think everyone loves them Comedians do it too which is the sort of y'All what else has done and then you off Mike Scream so glad you ask the off Mike Is. Powerful tool in the tool belt but. Talk about deciding time for the off Mike Scream. I. Felt like. I didn't want to just do like. When someone does kind of a listing of of the same job over over in a bit like the same kind of punchline like it always Kinda like. TAT's me out like I did I did I didn't like and I was like. Thinking to myself like, well, what is the what is a way to break this up but not necessarily like halts all the momentum of it. Yeah, I mean, there's joke jokes as as as we said like. True jokes in it and but it like. It transitions a bit into, I like a persona joke which is what I think. What's great about it, which is like a I it's the idea that's great and then you have these funny things you say but then it's like now we're watching this guy who seems to really care about this person no one thought about. I mean there's nothing more gratifying than being right when everyone else is wrong. So maybe that was part of it. To me like this one of a little little high from it. Tell me about how the Anthony. Bourdain part. Evolved into it what did anti Dane represent to you? What? How did that sort of? How did that come to be part of this joke as well? I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but I will. A. Little I guess. I. Remember I was watching his show as I get it. He's interesting and he's cool. But he's a handsome guy and all this kind of stuff. And I had friends who I worked in the restaurant injury for years people who read his goes kitchen confidential or whatever. And and they were like, oh, it's so compelling. He's you know he's on drugs and all this stuff and he's cooking like you're a cook in you're on drugs all the time I don't find you compelling at all. I. Just saw a sometimes on his show. He came off like he thought he was very. When he would make jokes and it irritated the shit out of me, and then the way the same people who? Call themselves foodies and like Anthony Bourdain. Were just. The they always happen to be the same person who would shit on Guy Fieri and not like walking around the mall or you're like. I just I hate. I hate to because it's never funny. It's usually not. As compelling. A person or topics or band or I'm not absorbing. Seems interesting on on the service and then a lot of the time it's bullshit but. That being said like somebody being asleep person. Guy Fieri seems to be. I'm not ever really disappointed someone being sweet. Yeah. Like but I am disappointed in a person who like will be like they seem collaborative good taste music and they have like one album I, like to listen to the restaurants courtship. Or what? That exists I. It was something when preparing. For the interview having having known this part of the joke It reminded me sometimes how you talk out. Growing up and how they're like a lot of tough guys around and you're like this sweet sweet guy and like how toughness was coated as cool. Do. You feel like it's there's part of that in there, which is sort of like. either. A natural aversion to sort of that type of like leather jacket cool. I don't know there's like a natural aversion. There's a thing with guy. Fieri. He seems to be genuinely likes what he likes and does the things he does, and then like with a lot of people who look like Gordon seem to me like this is fashionable. A. Lot of people who were absorbing him God rest him. were. kind of that way too like. Even take the time to enjoy this or do you just have Xi's t-shirt. Highlight. Yeah. So I think I wouldn't say like a natural. Aversion to it but I I WANNA. Give everyone a shot. Yeah. You know. But a lot of times that that kind of persona will will turn me off I. WanNa find somebody interesting in not Not Pretending to be interested. I guess it's. I mean like I don't know if I'd be like Oh. You're comedies thick Guy Fieri of comedy and not the. Common, well, like I guess they are they have. Like I don't think I would call you the guys area of comedy like whatever I've ever represents. It's like does not hold true because in my head, a guy for comedy would be like big partying and like fireworks and like that because you. Do you feel like. As a crater, there was something about what guy presented that you wanted to aspire to more than what anti representative. Yes. There's part of that because. I'm sure Anthony. Bourdain did some very decent things in his life so I'm not going to. Presume to know anything about it but like. The part I like in the Joe as far as point making goes was depart were say he helps small businesses all the time. Yeah which is a real thing. I've no restaurants in Portland he went through that were just anytime they rerun it would be busy again. And it seemed like this very. Like, anybody who like is cool and. Liberal and like. Likes interesting music and has tattoos would want support a small business. And, and that is a thing. He's not saying he's doing it. Like. And he's not showing it. He's actually doing it. which is much more valuable than being a mouthpiece and I'm not saying boarding was that but you know like the proof is always in the pudding. So I I like that about him just in case there's like Anthony Bourdain heads who were like screaming I do want to just note as a fan of both I do think. One day and as he got older became much more Gentle and less worried about. Playing the character he created in the book. And I think the show reflected that I. Think the Early Show. As like anyone who creates the first TV show like I imagine like I'm this guy from this book and it's going to be like rock and roll and the ad like buy into that he got more cloud I think. He. Become. He's still was like you know leather jacket judo. Rolling Stones t-shirts but like it was much more sentimental and I think especially like he would when he ate at. In foreign countries with families, he was very much a very good listener. I think that being and became less about like cracking wise which I think was a big part of the early show. Yeah he was like A. Bit, more, present and Yeah was something I could actually appreciate. You also learned to do that better the further along you go in your life. Yeah and this is a sign that where I feel like Guy Fieri His his also like. I think he learned how to if you have is a federal show I've watched evolve he's learned to like not dumbed down. How he talks to people as much like I, think at first he was like being exciting nonstop I think he's like sunk in and like actually able to sort of have more earnest conversations about as opposed to being like in your face I'm guy you'll. Sell it sell it. So yeah. But back to the joke at different parts in the joke because on the album and encoding, you do at different times both times you do am I. Still Doing this I am still doing this bit which is an a nice. Calling out the as I say, like the joke becomes about sort of your. Flights Fancy or whatever your obsession with this. Or is it a thing where you're just sort of feeling out of like when is the audience? Most backing away a little bit or most being like, how do you feel when it's time to sort of say like? No this is. A weird amount of this to do it this is this is a ton of energy. To. Put into such a thing. If no one had ever thought of it. It probably wouldn't matter of I guess in the later version of the bit I saw. How much chicken I chewed off the bone already essentially. And those kind like maybe this a lot but I don't want a bit to me over. So I was like well, here's a second helping. You to legacybox like I just I wanted more but I wanted to acknowledge that I maybe being a bit of a zealot. Yeah Yeah I mean I think it also allows you to then do the last part which is like. A true flight of fancy of imagining this World War Two scenario which. Is. I, mean like it's part of what I love about the show is that there's so many different types of ways of approaching this joke and you decide to do all of them in this one joe, which is like a bear Guy Gary Way of doing the joke which is like. I've got to prepare this dish I'm going to do all ways of doing this. Holiday News and Harbour Niro. Yeah. Talk about adding that that that last flourish. I, feel like. The joke is kind of works in three parts. Like. There's like the the beginning of the introduction, and then there's the part of me listing and comparing the two. At. The center of the joke, and then at the end I was like well, that can't like there's gotTa be another way to end this. Yeah. By the way just going over this joke with you're just making me realize how much time I wasted on. Trying to work I love it. But I just I I spent hours I thought you're going to say the opposite I thought you were going to bill. You just talking about it makes me really proud of how much work I put into. I am proud of it, but I'm also just like. World War? Two. Scenario. was that I thought, how did you get to World War Two? That's such. A jump that I think is what? I it is. What how did you get there? I can't exactly recall. What. Brother scenario in my brain I kind of think. My grandfather was in. World. War Two he was at d day. And I have a picture of him when he was in the not did when he was in the war I feel like maybe it was handed. What would it be like to be like? You know you kind of like. Let's put them in a scenario. Yeah and what what we're one more shot one I want to shine to shine and the one I don't want to shine jen, come out the way I wanted to come out as well. that also could be a complete fabrication in my mind. The the part that I forgot until we listening is that you have Guy Fieri die on the peach. What? What do I say you say and he knows he's dying on that beach that morning but he's they're fighting. Yeah Yeah I I do remember that that is funny. That is funny. So I. think There's dark notes in your comedy throughout like they do sneak in I would say like. I would not call you dark meeting, but they're like you have a sneaky darkness and I think. That part I think also using imagery of mean two dogs were both sort of like. Sinister elements is that was, is that a thing that's important to you think that's sort of natural to you. Yeah. I guess I think. That is like I think maybe early on. I was Kinda in my career I mean in in creating comedy. I've felt like maybe I was trying to be. And then like. As I kinda forward now I. If it's funny and it's dark I have no problem saying. Like as long as it's funny but. I really hope it's just a as far as darkness in my comedy goes it's s it's it's seen as. Not being dark for the Sega Being Darpa which I think when I was much younger comic, it was but now I just hope it's a truthful in a way. That's not cheesy. I. Guess doesn't doesn't like a lot of people are like, oh. That's like the thing you always read when someone gets interviewed about a new special or whatever they're putting out like this a lot more personal fucking. Here we go. We're GONNA, talk about your cats like it's a it's a trope I didn't. I think I think in audience in feel. When you're actually being personal in a bid in and truthful and not just putting it out there like you are. You know I I. Really I sincerely believe people pick up on that why I think it's the difference between. Truth, you know I mean he's the example he was up, which is like Louis CK defined truth everyone would talk about truth Louis Ck was like obviously revealed to be not the case but somewhere got laws where it's like Oh truthful meant you're just saying the truth onstage where That thinks you're making is essentially like emotional honesty and like artistic honesty, which is sort of like you're being true to who you are and like that means giving the audience whatever amount of your perspective as it is. Being true to your tone and. I'm going to be like this and there's darkness, but ultimately, it's going to be much not just being like this. This monolith of what truth is, which is like a person on stage like telling you like gross stuff about themselves. Just like. Where an? Yeah we're. There's no actual sort of like. Emotional or creative truth behind it. Yeah, there's just the thing you did. Yes. A lot of people call truth in their comedy. Just. The thing they did which is true but you might as well, just watch black and white video cameras security. Is Not truthful to me if there is no emotional weights in it I think that's Sometimes. That can lead to be darker as content. So I wanNA talk about the sort of react as as as club odors mentioned the the reaction to the joke. So I will now enter the story of this joke. I can't remember I. Don't remember if I told you. But so I I saw this joke in the fall of two thousand sixteen when you're opening for Kyle Kinane and I watching you and I was like. Our is that Caroline's Okay I remember being like Oh we'll be interesting to see kyle do caroline's sort of like What about? In comedy or buddy over long was open at the Carolinas in the middle of Times Square. Where we drink Internet Roy's all gardiner applebee's. But it sticks out my memory. and. So I remember seeing you this joke for the first time and I sent. It must have sent myself an email after kyle because they didn't, which was like remember whenever chain releases an album to ask to do an exclusive on the guy. Forget a joke. cluttering thanks for I was like this joke is going to be such a big deal. I knew immediately, this was like almost a full year before anything happened like this joke is going to be huge and so like eventually I get an email from your publicist just announcing. Valium existing in a Mike is the Guy Fair Giovanna can we do to exclusive immediately I? I think That's that's really cool. Seriously that's. Heavy Shit that so. And I played it for everyone like I played it 'cause re premiered on vulture and our food blog ruptured at the same time because this is going to be I was like I was like this is GonNa go viral I know it. I've never had that I've had worse at a guy with an ice bucket over. I was like, I I've been doing this too long I know this is going to be huge and so we put it online. For my perspective. It did like the idea that like an album premiere track like that. It wasn't even the video clip. got passed around as much as it. Did I mean like? I can't take tons of examples where like a thing. Really blew up online like that. So this was like the summer two, thousand seventeen. Can you talk about one for you? Yeah. Well, I. Remember. Would shot the half hour on the album all pretty close together and they're like is finally coming out that he was like maybe August yeah. One that happened. and. I was like Oh what's going on today God? I really like we spent this money on the publicist, get it out to people you know and I was like really very. Worried. Just because it was like my first things, I was putting out there that would be like forever consumable or whatever you want. and. As I think it would do what? What else what if it fucking doesn't and you're an idiot and I remember I was in La as as a as I was already leaving New, York but I was in L. A. and my friend Adam, and I who was he was the he was the floor manager at my home club in Portland moved l. a., and now he's in Lake. Showbiz ship we had to go to San Francisco, because his girlfriend's a wonderful comic and we were both on outside lands. Our got and He was like I'm not flying and one of those. Let us take a bus and we were on a bus all the way out to San Francisco from L. A. When it dropped and my phone was going fucking nuts everybody was like texting and getting all these paintings and all this shit and we were laughing like lunatics on like a Shitty bolt bus or whatever, and everybody was like looking at us like what was. Like this guy goes by you guys laughing so much what's going on? It was like a very exciting comes and then I remember like. Yeah I'm also like I'm big on the Internet right now. and I'm also on a bus. Pretty. Upset about it. A did. Outside lands was like the coolest thing ever. And then I remember I came back to La and I was doing a set at the laugh factory like the following Monday or Tuesday. And I got an Uber Pool when still do that? and. This girl goes that was in the car shield's. Are. You the guy feehery conduct. And I was like, yeah that was funny. But he fucking socks and. Well it doesn't matter. You can win like that. That's the two things I take from that like specifically remembering is that mom was like This kind of a great thing is happening in not going to be on this bus much longer I'll have a live you and then also. You can. Hold the truth people's faces, but they probably won't look at it. It's interesting that you say that because like I feel like regardless of that that person like the public opinion of lease as time pass the public opinion from when you started that joke. Be Two, thousand, fifteen, thousand, sixteen till I wear it is now is now completely different like yeah and I imagine money he owes me money. I I really feel like his publicist should cut me in on a check look. Within also, why should he he? I just said the good things he did wa-. It's none of my fucking business. GOING, sold no, it's no. It is something like and I imagine if you have a google alert to your name like. There are no defensive Guy Fieri before yours now, it's like a legitimate. Like if you look up like defense, Guy Fieri, your name will come up like nine million essays about Guy Fairy being good and I bring it up because I was telling you before this I think about this joke. More than any other joke. Like of the last five years and and explain why which was specifically I looking and that caroline show was the Saturday after the two thousand, sixteen election. Remember. Kai on our so bummed. At everybody in Brooklyn were broken up with the night before. I was like I duNNo. I either when I was like, Oh, I, guess I'll go see like you kyle's comedians like maybe they'll make me feel better maybe it was like, oh maybe I'll. I will like see how comedians are adjusting to the sort of new reality. And It's interesting because and there's somebody won't talk about which is sort of like I imagine as a comedian for the last four years. You've done enough interviews where people probably ask you some version of like you know what is Khamenei's role against trump and what do you think about physical comedy and and what what I am in those conversations as well I. I think about your joke partly because may because the timing but like To me, it's like. What satire can do like I don't think of you. You didn't think of this joke is like a piece of satire whatever. But like this is what comedy does, which is shines light on an issue gives people new framework of seeing something and sort of provides them vocabulary of how to talk about it and I feel like it is the most effective version of what comedy potential Candu. Like I've ever seen part of the. Guy Fieri areas now like a completely different person. Like. Yeah, I mean like. My question is do you feel like? You. As a person who? Like I like to me, this is a political joke because it's a bout. Goodness in some ways and how we value people and a public consciousness gotta yeah. How do you feel about this joke and it relates to sort of the year since as sort of like what your role is like does what I say resonate sort of what you're you're hoping for with your comedy. Yes. The joke. Is kind of an emotional thing for me. on several one of being. And I've been having this top myself a lot lately is that I. I want to make I want to make comedy that People Call Arts Yeah you know like and. I I, believe it is and. And I I wanted To. Elicit like laughter as I. Get a but I wanted to be an emotional response that is. People that this. Thoughtful. I think. Mary. Very few comics can do that. You know like. An I I do believe. There's a few people. I. Would I could list. And say, I, think like Like I think. Chapelle makes our with his comedy and I think. I think Maria. Does that? As Well I. I really think Louis did it for a while to despite all the stuff he? Has Done. Whatever you will think of him I. So I want to be able to do that too. And and that kind of leads the other version. The way I feel about this show is that. I hope this isn't. The only time I do it. You know like on a scale like this I. I don't WANT TO BE A. You know there's some bands that are great but they're only a one hit wonder. Like an I. Don't you know like I know like you guys know. Noticing this Guy Fieri like I know that's the first thing. Is Not that I'm not proud of it what I want you to be like you know his first one was great. But the second one was even like his second splash was bigger than the first her you know like there's more to it like. Them a fan of one eight wonders bands like. Who happened to be amazing and they just never Made a second sweatshop I. think that's part of it to visit I feel. Like I very job. I'm so happy I wrote it. So happy it's done so well and I get defensive of it. When? I see some guy. Literally stealing but it on Tiktok and get four hundred thousand views. which is a thing that happened like two weeks ago is. Re does the like he he he's Franck laying in a doorjamb on the ground and he's like kind of being skeptical. And like he doesn't. Lip Synch it. But he likes just does the whole business friends are laughing and I'm like duds the funniest. Doug. Edem within you know. I think the good thing is that joke is in the ether so much that. No one will think he would you know like if you like it's mind yeah. It's mine or whatever you don't like but he's like literally doing my shit and these people are like laughing at losing their minds and I'm like God. Damn. Like Fuck I. Think I kicked my chair over and over what? BUB. Yeah. So I I guess I have a lot of different emotions about the yeah What was guys response? Tenure responsive. I have each tweeted at me. Yeah. He tweeted at me and he had a little mean coral. And then he actually called me. I was on a flight and it was so funny i. AM In bunch for years, but I'd never been upgraded to first class. No literally got put in, for class. And he called me as the flight was pushing back. And is cool man because he colony I'd thought it was like in La number maybe it's somebody I work with or something. Like ashamed there who's calling NATO's guy and I'm like, ooh, does this Guy Fieri? fucking laugh like laughing really really loud and I was like what's up man? The Guy. Next to me was a suit and tie businessman drinking scotching. Oh. You. Oh Hey how orioles am good. He goes I just wanted to call and say thanks and I keep kicking ass and. We got a lot to talk about these Kami, at your flight lands and all this kind of stuff. Then I called him and he never got back to me I think the but it was cool. You don't like I. I sincerely appreciate that each he's I mean. The guys moving mountains all the time like with his businesses and that. Fundraising thing he did at the start of the pandemic for restaurant workers as a guy that busy. Calling me for three minutes. Just did some dumb wise crack is pretty pretty cool. Yeah. On this podcast Oswalt was on and I asked like I, do all my guess. Dog. That was a huge win for member. Let me ask the question. I asked him what is the? fucking. Shit. Yeah. Go ahead and I asked him what is the joke that he wished you could steal? You know not steal, but it's another dimension where everything's the same but you have this joke essentially, what is the joke you wish you wrote and then and patterns said this joke and then they had them back on the podcast I was like. Is there any other joke that you wish you wrote it goes? nope. Still. Shane Tours this Guy Fieri Joel. What? How. Does that? How does that make you feel? Blew me away man I. I know Padma. Little Bit. Now you know like we're friendly and I've open forum on a couple occasions stuff. I I hold him in such a really high regard like. Feeling. Kind of patent is one of the album's he put out I listened that all the time I was other one. lollipops. Yeah. There's one is out by remember I listen. When I lived in Portland. I. Got that album I was sitting in a coffee shop like a diner or something in the middle of the night listening to it. I, bought it on a CD. And I was listening to in your doing that Brian Dennehy Joe. Or that story tells and I fucking like started choking pancakes I was laughing so hard. And this guy next to me was like he's like, okay, you gotTa let that Choi Out Man. and. That's what I mean. It's huge like I like patent is. Looking. Like I WANNA have a career like his in a lot of ways I think he's. A So special rights. Billy. Said that. About having he said, he's the bridge between the all world of comedy and like what we consider mainstream like I think he's the person. You know he's kind of A. He's he's like he is he can play anywhere. He can do any kind of Rome. Is that Roy There's not he can play outside he doesn't have. He's not comfortable pens. Incredible. Israelis, he's pretty special. Does hearing him say that it's a useful as a reminder like. It's like Duke set up his heart. Is it used to be like why? No? I did this correct like is it is a sort of thing that he. Forward. Yes when you when someone. Great. Tells you something that flattering or you here you know in my guest? A podcast, it's Yeah you know somebody who idealize a lot of ways you know like. I was reading about. Jack White subtle like his tribute to Eddie Benet on snl this past weekend because the guitar was Eddie. Designed for him and stuff. It's like you know it's amazing like who? who gets that like very few people get that at all you know like and I got a little bit. From that Niro. So that's Special I don't know where you put it in your head. There's no. Physical representation of it. It's just. there. And Pretty Amazing to look at kiss car your absorbed I messaged him on twitter. And told him. Thank you and he he wrote back. And then, and then the other thing was I remember that episode Penn said it would either be my joke or Gary Goldens State Abbreviation Bit And I saw Gary Seller is like, Hey, how about us back? But Pretty happy because I'm in. Good Company too. Yeah. That's so funny. That's on means it's time for our final segment, which is the laughing ground. It is like a lightning round but. It's a laughing around because. It's a comedy. I got I'm with it so I don't know I to grasp this concept if I wasn't an avid listener to show. I. Look. Every guest somewhat gets it but then ultimately, they're like, oh, it's still just asking. He's still just going to ask me a question and then I. Were just like I'm sorry. What are we doing? I think anyone who doesn't get it is too polite to. Way No please explain exactly what you mean. GonNa have the goal of any episodes like what are you talking about? Now. So I'll ask it out of order but I'll ask this question I usually my first lapping around question but. Is. there. Joke. You wish you could steal. Not Steal Sale but it's another dimension where exactly the same but you have this comedians joke. So no one will be mad at you. You just sort of have this show joke you wish you thought of if they're such a joke for you. Can I can I say to? Yeah. Well, there was one. Just, this is true. There was a guy in Portland when I started comedy there and he was fifty years old, his name was Sean Connery. thea. This bit. At I. It's it is. By the way I thought about this segment of the show a law. I was really like of the Iowa I'm like I'm so serious but John this joke. This sounds mean and. My favorite thing is a comedian who is not that great with one brilliant joke. Like. It's like I don't. It's like putting your your spoon and putting and then finding out cherries at the bottom legisla it so much. But he had this bit where he would go. Oh my Stepdad was just horrible drinker. And I remember one night he came home and as I could use. So boosy and Smelly I could smell do my bedroom door and like fourteen years old. I was in my underwear. And I. I stood up in front of my sister's door and I said, you're not going in there tonight and he any punch me the nosers blood everywhere and he took off his belt I have scars on my legs to this day from was when I was a boy this guy beat the shit out of me with Bill My mother was screaming and my sister was crying. I guess you just had to be there. I. A love that joke so much. Like. I'm so envious of it. I'll never I'll never I'll never get those as. Like onstage into a microphone which makes me sad because it's so beautiful. And then. The other one. Is I. Don't know if you knew him but the comedian named Richard Bain. Mature I started with him in Portland. And he was like the funniest person ever He opened for patent at the first Bridgetown would decide to have a local open up with. It so He was like the funniest guy, he dies this year. Get Saginaw don't hear his jokes anymore but one of my favorite ones was. So gross and if you WANNA cut this in, it offends everybody Roy sorry. He goes. I read. Due, to overfishing. Pollution. There might not be seafood in twenty years. And that really sucks because how's a Guy GonNA described Stinky Pussy was He got S- Glistening in smell. Out Now what it smelled. and. Miss Him so much and I miss that joke a lot I. Wish I like. To killed me yeah. Do. You have a favorite joke like a street joke. I know. I. Remember. One time I told my mom, my aunt loss weight and she said what she do take off her shoes. And I thought back felt like the structure of a St Joe. That's about it. Yeah Your mom your mom. You dig up shoes. Yeah. So that yeah that that'd be Jesus Jesse you should. There s pretty quick. do you have comedy crush? Person whose comedy you have a crush on not a person in comedy you have a romantic crush on. I like Joe. Para. As it's so different. You know I like watching who? Do things I don't do like like as A. Very different I think. There's a comic in new. York Nadine Husham. Is that she's writes rodent stuff. Yeah, and then Those two people I just can't keep watch forever. All right. So one Do. You have a joke that has never worked a rarely work that you worked really hard on that. He thought this is the funniest thing but audiences never bought into it but you'll go to your grave like this was funny there Yeah. I. I do I, actually I was trying to write. A bit about what it was like to be the first undercover COP. And I tried it. And actually the Portland Mercury actually wrote a piece about me trying to make the joke works over and over again But yeah, that was like I was like I would do these. Things like I do these big act doubts, which is typically like a big staples And like the twist in the bit was like he's like he's like very bad at being it because no one's ever done it before. So he like answers and COP JARGON TILL I. Like you know. A, fairly offensive Italian stereotype against. You know and then like, and then like the big twist at the end was like, what would it be like to be the first criminal busted by the first undercover car? Course, like you know like I thought we were France. I told you should have never told anybody. Like the like because even though there are criminal in. The sense of betrayal has to be. Pretty pretty sound for that gut. Like never even heard of the possibility at. And into this big dragged out thinking like, Oh, good ones. Steve like putting him in the cop car like upping. Your take on this and bit too far. Though is like a yeah. I always thought that was A. Cause away I would injure the bit was be like. I. Think it's interesting. The first time anyone tries something brand new and I. was like worrying on that forever and then I. I tried to I was in Vermont. Years ago, and I was featuring for Dana Gold and I was kind of working the bid into a different. Like maybe the analogy is not right. And I was like the the you're supposed to scare a barrel way. By waving and yelling. At it and I was like who was the first guy to try that and then Dana head of the same version or a version of the same idea and his was, of course, ten thousand times better on it just I was just like well, fuck this. So I'll try and get the COP wanted to work someday. Yeah. I think it's great. Thank you. Thank you I mean you talking about it's good I mean imagine it's a different experience when it's like ten minutes of like you doing to the different voice eating nuts, it's pretty fucking or Again, that sounds like a thing that would work. Yeah. I it does it sounds like it. Howard Hughes made it sound like the spruce goose was GONNA fly mid? that's it. That's the interview. Thank you so much. This was great. Thank you man I really was report this I really appreciate it alive. I love the show. That's it. 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It Can Only Go Up From Flavor-Town

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55:15 min | 11 months ago

It Can Only Go Up From Flavor-Town

"The phone rang. PODCAST is a deer media production. Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. I'm your host. Heather McMahon all right boys and Girls Ladies and Gentlemen Woman Dons and can't gerbils ferrets. It's another episode of the absolutely not five gassed. I'm your host Heather McMahon I'm coming to joyfully from Atlanta Georgia. Back in my mom's house for the week I just got back from Mexico touchdown just a hot second La bump and a skip ago. A bump trump said that it's because I just came back from Mexico did not do McCain. There was offered it many times. We'll get into that just a moment. I got plenty of south of the border. Absolutely what's and we're GONNA get into some of the you know the goals for twenty twenty or we're trying to accomplish what we're trying to not get you know in trouble with either. Now we're doing the most not the least this year but I want to ease into the year. You know what I mean I gotta catch my breath. We all got to take a second. This is the thing I always start my workout regimen Jim in February. I don't even fuck January. This whole dry January to me to be honest with you is an absolutely not personally for me. You want to know why because towards the end I decided I am not going to abuse alcohol. You know what I mean. I think I was working so much towards the end. I didn't really drink. That much. Went on a lovely vacation to Mexico but really kinda chilled. I wasn't hitting the nightclubs disco tax if you will. I was really having a couple Margaritas and truly trying to be in bed by eight. PM Every night. Sometimes I was in bed by two. Do it all depended we will get into the entire Mexico trip but for those of you who are really just go and dry bone dry cold Turkey. Hot Turkey early like cold Turkey. Well no I like cold Turkey. I'll tell you one thing I can't do. I cannot reheat meet the next day if you take chicken or Turkey any any kind of foul really and try and reheat it. It'll tastes like plastic. That was sitting in a public pool for too long. Do know what I'm saying like if you were to lick the underbelly of a child floaty that had been sitting out in the sun and a Ymca public pool. That is what chicken chicken or any sort of poultry tastes like so. I hope you're not going. I guess go cold Turkey. Don't go hot Turkey on me because that's disgusting. I mean listen if you if you have a drinking problem problem like families abandoned you you know. They've threatened to take away. Sixteen of your your cats that you're hoarding. Because you're drinking so bad then great. Yeah absolutely early dry January. Then that means you actually have a physical lick horrific problem. You're losing friends. If your job hasn't called you back then for sure you you need to be participating in January but for everybody else's but this crazy pressure on themselves to you know not going to drink to me. It just makes me crazier but what I've realize as an amateur adult is when I go out now I just enjoy myself and don't blackout crazy concept but if you can go and and just enjoy your life have a glass of wine or two and really go to be around people in good company instead of feeling like you have to have sixteen yeager bombs before you go out. You'll be fine now. I understand that most doing dry January. Because they're like okay but I don't drink eat healthy. I'M GONNA. I'M NOT GONNA have anything to Termi from stepping into my my health and wellness goals. But I gotta be honest with you. I think we get a look. Cray cray right out the gate for me. I don't really start my week until really my new year. Until about the eighth or ninth and I don't know if it's because I'm a middle of the second week of Gallon General. I always get stressed out on the first bills. Or what do your credit cards do. I just kind of ignore that. Even when I didn't have money like I've always just pushed bills to lease the tenth stretch. It see how far I can stretch it before they collect at your front door before they find out where you live so for me I really plan on doing zero regimen really starting kick-starting any sort sort of New Year program until about you know. Actually I might stretch to the fifteenth. And that's where I'm at speaking of the Fifteenth La. I'm coming to do to secret shows or not secret anymore. We're doing to industry. Pop Up shows the fifteenth in the sixteenth at the Improv in L. A.. Of course it sold out like point three seconds. I am so appreciative Previti came. I said this on the last podcast. I'll say it again. If you're going to shows I need you to just be decked out ready to go down to clown. Having a good time there are going to be people there in the audience a and this is not like. I'm like planting people but there will be people in the audience. You could possibly make or break my career so if you see somebody in a suit said this I believe last time on the podcasts gas. Or somebody who looks like they got drug to the show. I want you to just go up to them by the bar and say. Hey you need to give heather McManus show. Oh she's ready to be a mega fucking star. Twenty twenty and and I'm going to manifest for you. Come find me after the show. Tell me what you need to do if you need me to. Go to your law professor professor and say Listen Ronnie. Were done either. You give my girl Claire and A or I'll burn down your house by all means I'm ready to do it. I'm I'm here for you. You're here for me. I'm so excited to the shows and y'all for everybody else in L. A.. We're playing a huge theater in La. It's coming this spring. We have not announced yet. Hang hang tight. WE'RE COMING TO CHICAGO. We're going to Boston Minneapolis. I mean all over. We're literally doing forty more tour dates and all new cities is year. I don't know why those just came to the top of my mind in all of Texas. We're in more parts in the south. I mean we're doing literally everywhere so hang tight. Stay tuned everything on instagram. And on this podcast. I will be announcing tour dates rates as they come. I'm excited to get back on the road but I'm also excited just to have some time in La to do the damn thing. Doggy you know what I mean. I am so frigging excited to work. And I think we've been on the road and as a comic. That's just like that is what literally like sets my titties on fire. You want to give me an automatic like hot hot flashed on my pussy. Allow me to perform. And that's what makes me happy but it's interesting the way that we decided to these two little shows it's truly because you don't know pilot season is pilot season season is basically I mean it's so fucking stupid but it's where they started to cast for all the new shows not only am I trying to sell my own show a network that I wrote and have obviously he created like this is my little angel baby nugget. I really WANNA come off from the momentum in this team that I had a two thousand nine hundred and I want to sell this show because I want you to be able to watch me every day on television Asian nine on instagram. Because instagram doesn't pay me they don't so anyways I've kind of the idea behind these shows they'll be ninety nine percent of people who are so excited to be there and then like the one percent of interns who have to just go and take notes because their boss told them to but in the meantime we're gonNA trick everybody into thinking that I should have my own. TV show. So I'm so excited. Did your onboard. I'm so excited you're coming and if you didn't make it to the show don't worry this literally the tiniest theater of played it's like two hundred seats at tiny. We're going to do a huge theater tour coming this spring. And we're probably probably GONNA announce at the end of January so get very excited. Buckle up baby it's GONNA be awesome get a merry Christmas happy new year. Happy Hannukah Kwanza. We're in it. It's a new decade a New Year. New Me actually. It's a new year. Same Old Bullshit. I'm here to Giggle. We're here to talk about absolutely nuts. It we're to manifest our truth speak it into existence. Vengeance is mine says the Lord embarrassed for Satan. Oh I'm sorry Lucifer. Did you think you were going to show up in twenty twenty the new decade and steal my joy from the Lord. Oh absolutely frigging not you know who shines bright like a diamond Riana and my Lord and Savior. Jesus Christ you you know who else shine spray liquid each and every one of you listening you want to know why because from my lips to God's ears I want everybody to be blessed this year and honestly I it can only go up from last year last year was a really wild ride and a great you one of the best years of my life. The three years previous previous prior were the worst darkest deepest nasty as years so like okay. Two Thousand Nineteen sucked a really can only go up from here. I'm GonNa tell so you kind of how I started my year. We'll get into Mexico in a minute but one thing that happened to me is I started my twenty twenty so low so bottom of the barrel. I Shit Shit myself at the Cancun airport well not fully. It was a little bit of a sneak attack. I made it to the bathroom but got to be honest with you. Saw The light at the the end of the tunnel. You know what I mean did not know if I was GONNA make it. If you've ever been to the Cancun airport. We went to to loom to Christmas to looms really funky European part of of Mexico really makes you feel like you're French Riviera like everyone's in thongs. It's a vibe. Everyone as a full-blown Tan. They wear a lot of dude with like you know so Like selene and like off White Virgil at Blah blow. Whatever the hell his name is like like men unlike Louis Vitton bathing suits it's with one feather Dang leering? You know what I mean where they are but they're trying to look like hipster potentially kind of like earthy guys but it's like you have on off white white bathing suit bottoms. Your bathing suit. Bottoms alone was somebody's studio apartment. Rent in Miami Beach. Do you know what I'm saying. Okay we'll get into Zulu in a second so till about two hours hour and a half south of the Cancun Airport Cancun's very touristy by when you get to the airport and I'm just so you know even the Kabul airport. There is nothing to eat in these airports like one starbucks a pharmacy and like a Margarita. Ville so obviously I had to hit the Guy Fieri. I wanted wanted a one way ticket to flavor town like I'm like let's fuck it up. I always stop at the Guy Fieri restaurant and the Cancun airport and listen. I should have known better absolutely not had their. You knew new better every time you come to the Guy Feary restaurant. Something dramatic happens we got the trash can not chose which come in this weird trash. Can you flip them upside down over. The table are the played you pull up. The trash can the NACHOS fall it would be like a domino effect and really and truly. It's just like really shitty. She Eddie thinly sliced Jalapenos just fallen out the bottom. This isn't like an art basel moment if you will. It's just not shows that were shoved in a can that it looks like a tin trash can that they then flip upside down near play. We only had a little bit of time before to fly. We got the trash can not chose. I got the Vegas fries. Don't let me describe the Vegas fries. Is there curly thick wedge fries but that are cut where they almost havoc curlicue at the end. You know when you're like slight when you take nine a knife yeah knife or scissors and you do. They're really sharp edge. That really against like Oh fuck. Both you're trying to make a bow on the end of of what am I trying to say like a president. Be No when you take the blade and whatever like material you're using and use almost slice your finger open by like S- cutting it really close closed and it makes that noise. I don't know what I'm talking about the noise but regardless that's what the fries look like. They were like a curly fry but where they just kind of flipped up at the end. It wasn't like they were full curl. Because they were fat they were like a wedge like a wedge fry but then also had that little clip at the end. I've just fucking butchered that. Okay okay. I'm sorry Mexico's fucked me up fries. Add a W- ASAMI blue cheese. Now I'm GonNa go ahead and tell you this guy. I hope you're listening. I couldn't think of two flavors at couldn't go worse together like do a spicy Asami blue cheese fuck is that I know. You're trying to take me to flavor town but at this point you just took me to diarrhea. Ville okay because about point three seconds after dipped one of those fat weird Wedge Fries which mind you okay you got the Asami blue cheese and you gotTa side of Buffalo Sauce now. I don't know about you you but I thought that the fries we're gonNA come fully loaded with the buffalo and the blue cheese was Sabi blue cheese wherever the fuck it was on the FRY now guy is making me do the work so now I gotTa dip them and then it came with again back to the curlicue when you're you're doing you know the fancy ribbon on a president show much shredded fuck and celery and carrots. It wasn't like tangent we'd like you couldn't in grab it with your hands and then like eat it with the FRY. The accoutrements the decorative added celery crew. If you will on on top of the Vegas fries was bullshit. All you needed to do. Give me some curly Q.. Fries some regular fucking blue cheese and then the buffalo sauce. Why you'd mix buffalo with Assab Babi again too much fucking heat? I don't care who you are is too much heat. But you know he's all about the flavors you guys like a Bang Bang sauce and a full throttle taki sauce. And you're like. Why did you bring a donkey barnyard animal into this absolutely not just call it a hot sauce? Call it guys hot sauce long story short. We got that we got some sliders Then I spilled my mom's Cappuccino. All over the trash can NACHOS and isolate late them off the top. Do you know what I mean Robinson as we could all these things so I'm shovelling shit and my mouth and all of a sudden it hits me I get about Six or seven bites. We know a bite of each going around the table really Lazy Susan Ing it kind of Spin in a plate grab a bite and it hits me and I say I look Javan go is set. I'm about to shit. Myself ran to the bathroom. Barely made it. Joe described you. What happened to me because I'll just put it this way? I am in a large urge public bathroom and Gang Koon and I have six women call out to me from serpents ause and go are you okay and honestly one appreciated the Camaraderie rothery appreciated the wellness update truly a wellness check. And I said I don't know my voice started to quiver a little bit and I had to translate a little bit in Spanish. You know what I mean. I had a couple of people who said. Are you OK in Spanish and I could understand and I said Komo's at Ise Unwell L.. Nobody no so I got on this flight and I said I think I I you know I hope I make it. I made it back to Atlanta. But that's how my twenty twenty started did New Year's Day essential immediate food poisoning from guy fairies and I thought for sure I mean I got diarrhea oven on a Mexico. But here's the thing I said this last last year got assert shredding for the wedding between that and hopefully this parasite I'll get in Thailand. Like I'm hoping that I mean I listen. I came back from Mexico six pounds lighter and I've been eating have portions Sion's my stomach I just can't eat at all. I don't even really have diarrhea anymore. I'm just letting you know that Mexico to me is a pure place and the severe Jay on the roadside stand. It did make me sick. It was immediate guy. Fieri so guy. I like a personal apology. And I like for you to explain to me why. There's a Sabi blue cheese and let me tell you something right now I fuck up condiments. I'm economy queen. I will literally put sixty five sauces out. I go to Chick-fil-a just to get every sauce. I invented the same called all the zip-line dip a long time ago. I was super over one day and lined up all my chicken nuggets and I had all of my dips out. It would be great. If there is a zip-line that I could just connect my chicken nugget to one side of the zip line and literally let it run through all the sauces and then into my mouth. That's the kind of invent vint America baby genius I am and my friend looked at me and goes wow heather you must be that hung over and you're also really fucking lazy but this is the kind of like you know now. Genius said that just struck with it when I'm hung over and I thought of ZIP line dip awhile ago Haven't been able to get a patent on it. Still working on that patent pending so so don't train steal my idea said here I but that's where I'm at basically what I'm trying to say is I would fuck up a mixture of condiments but was sobbing. Blue Cheese is it's unacceptable and it's just didn't need to happen and I believe that was the main culprit for you know essentially me shitting myself January first all of this being said I. I just want to let you know if you had a bad new year's or if something right out the gate January I it's sucked for you. Just remember the year can only go up from here all it. Can It only go up. It can only go up from feary. I don't know about you but one of the goals that I have. This year has been more time in bed a little bit of getting freaky in a lot of just hell relaxing relaxing. I had a real busy and I am excited to actually kick my feet up. Relax and enjoy just taking some time off and how am mcadoo that. I'll tell you what my new damn sheets and comforter from Buffy buffy has changed the game if you're like me and one near freezing the next one you have hot wild hormonal sweats. And you can't figure out what to do. buffy betting will literally change your life. 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If you haven't listened to my podcast the bitch which Bible brace yourself pour yourself a stiff drink and get ready to laugh your ass off or cry. Make sure you subscribe yourself to the Bitch. Bible podcast right eighth. Now you're going to F ing love it so that's where we're in. Our life got a lot of things planned my a real big goal. This year is to sell my show and to make it. I want to manifest. I'm speaking it into existence right now. I want to be at the twenty twenty one golden Globes emmys probably the EMMYS EMMYS is more because at the end of the year the Golden Globes. Even if I sell the show only shoot the pilot will be able to do a whole season. I'm I think what's realistic. DOC is a frigging emmys. But I'M GONNA say Golden Globes to twenty twenty one. We got this baby. We got this. Okay so a little recap of my Mexican adventure ensure going down to to loom. If you don't know about to loom to loom is just a really cool. It's very big. It's she gets echo. It's funky imagine took a bunch of ex pats and you put them on the beach somewhere right. You took a bunch of people from like France and Europe and Spain. It's all these like really cool Europeans and and they've all moved down to this gorgeous white. Sandy Turquoise water part of the Gulf of Mexico IT'S A. It's a two hour south of Cancun to lose this hidden in Gem. There's incredible restaurants there used to be nothing at all touristy about him. It's like one way in one way out on this beach road and we say to COSIMO CO which cheers Pablo Escobar's oldest date which was so funky and this Colombian. Our dealer took over it years ago. So it's just got tons of art in the rooms are insane and I really was like like I'm GonNa treat myself for the beginning of the Strip where we fucked up was. We decided to extend her stay through. Because we have friends coming down so we got a Condo an beautiful oh airbnb it was great. You're there anytime else. During the year had been easy to get to and from where to go three miles from the main drag up to our condo one night it took us an hour and a half to go three miles because literally to get to the beach. You're going down a tiny dirt road at that point like the first week. During Christmas it was relaxing is amazing. But then was all of our friends came in town and we had to move AIRBNB. It became a cluster. Fuck of stress. I couldn't put my mom in a cab. People were trying to swindle us in the cab like just an Fyi when you go to Mexico always negotiate the price before you get in. I mean it's really anywhere but specifically high season in Mexico one night. We paid two hundred and fifty pesos. So for a cab the next day to go literally three miles. They want to charge his sixteen hundred pesos. No AMIGO EGO Lucian. Tomas Manila's Kenyan mallow. But I know how to negotiate. Oh you know what I'm saying so it just became stressful and I realized I forget that like new. Eight years is so hyped for me. New Year's has never been honestly ever a holiday. I've enjoyed I've never done a right. Even though we're in paradise with friends at the beach to me the whole night I was like okay. I got to stay sober enough because I negotiate with cabdriver. Ds Three Miles down. The road was should take ten minutes but because there were so. Many people trying to go to these nightclubs nightclubs that were on the beach. I mean there's a cool way Scott Gaetano onto my favorite restaurants archive Mir Mira down. There is amazing but just because of the sheer amount of like one. We're on a dirt road into it's pitch black and there were so many people trying to go to these like cool beach bars. I was just stressed. I was truly stressed all the time I could put my mom comedy Gabon Resolve. Where are Kanda was was like not very well lit? It was beautiful new development but it was still in your in Mexico and you could be like the coolest ever her and then you just go around the corner and you realize you're like I forgot we're in Mexico. Do you know what I'm saying. And I'm not saying that in a negative tone as in like I've loved Mexico. I'm one with the people. I love the cuisine. I love the language. I'm feeling the vibe but there are moments where you're like Oh shit I forgot. I forgot I had to like kind of kick into where it was one night. My sister's friends came down from Atlanta and she was out partying and listen. I don't care what anybody says. Absolutely not for me being grandma. But we'd moved at the CONDO and I was dressed until until she got home. Okay where are was dark. You couldn't see where you were going. A lot of people didn't even allow the cab. Drivers didn't even know the name of the new development. I was stressed I was up to three forty five in the morning waiting for her. Sorry ass to get home you know. And this is who I've become so the tail in my trip was just I was essentially like the safety. He police and nobody likes to safety police. You know I was getting offered drugs. Hey Mishima's Miss Lady Miss Lady Cook Ena Cook Ena Cook I wanna Meta. How did you WANNA and you're like? Oh yes but not now sir. You know my sister's little she's got brittle baby bird bones. She is a criminal defense attorneys. Usually backing can he not in Mexico. But I had that moment where I couldn't sleep well night until I knew all my chickens were under one roof and my mom was bitching and then of course when my sister comes comes the door my mom actually. She's not mad anymore. Like you find your home but the entire time I ended listen to her bitch for four and a half hours. About what a degenerate. My sister was how she saying late. As you drink too much and I'm like you know mom say to her face but my mom does every time she bitches to my sister about her being a floozy Hussy a lady the night staying up late making her worry and then as soon as she comes in and we know she's totally fine. It's like bygones be bygones. And I'm like I listen to you bitch for six and a half hours and now you're just GonNa let it roll off your skin. Oh Hell no hell. Now I've thought about setting all my sisters key classrooms are on fire fire just a once in smoke signal out through the jungle to let the cabdriver nowhere to drop her and to let her know that I was pissed that I couldn't sleep so the first part of my trip relaxing the end of the trip I didn't go to bed before four. Am a single night. I was either babysitting navigating because I don't know about us. Since my dance died I kind of stepped into the role of my dad is and like I just interesting. How like role dynamics change in the family when now the muscle? I'm the one who does all of her travel. I I put us in an Uber. I make dinner reservations. You know I just kind of keep everybody together. My mom had no point and no point even absorb the name of the hotel we were saying. I wanted to send her home early from dinner one night and this was fine. I didn't mind putting your cab just on the beat along the main beach road. Easy as mom. Where's our hotel she with? I do know I'm like you. They were saying Costume Malka. We've only said it a million times like what the hell the name of the places and I'm like this is what I'm dealing with. I need everybody to stay at ten and to stay alert I just know where the hell you are unless it Mexico's a wonderful beautiful safe place but just got went. Once that new year's fide came in and I knew that all quote unquote burners were. Were there all the parties were there. I said Great. This is when you have to be careful because they don't WanNa fuck with me they wanNA fuck with some dumb ass girl from like USC who's walking on the beach in a White Thong would butterfly wings on going to a fucking Edm concert and the jungle. That's a bitch who's going to get a bad tamale or accidentally good on on a dark alley to buy some drugs next you know. She's in the crossfire of two cartels. I'm not about that life. I'm not I'll tell you what though if you do. Good Unto Saloum on your way back you absolutely without a doubt must and I'm pissed we didn't do it. Stop and you're going to think I'm fucking crazy. Absolutely yes the stopping at the H. M. That is implied imply Dole Carmen Playa. Del Carmen's got a big they call fifth avenue. It's a lot more built up. It's much more touristy. But that H is clean as H. M. They have the best swag agg- I would fly back to Mexico just to go to the gym. I've been going to that one for years. I've said it before I'll say it again. Best in the World Plateau Carmen Mexico. Easy Easy Breezy. Right below the Thompson Hotel on Fifth Avenue. But yeah if you're going to loom state custom Malka. It was amazing. The no man's next door the GNOME. Okay let me tell you what happened one day at lunch. The no man is as like bungalow. Cool Chic everything down into loom is not like your typical hotel. Everything is very much so like inspired by Europeans. It's just very chic now. The problem is there is apparently a documentary out called like what's wrong with to loom or are how someone something like destroying to loom Beasley how to got built up and it was so perfect and then it got built up so quickly that the infrastructure is strong enough to hold like their sewer system and all these things it's right in the jungles who is the beach in the jungle side will barely like Ben. Once a wool was pulled over my eyes. I was like Oh okay I see that like Oh. That's why it smells like sewage around around the corner because they never properly installed any sort of sewer system so then I become also a little jaded. Everything's popping up now again go there. It's amazing it's incredible but I also then started to feel like kind of like an asshole. I was like in my part of the problem. They're very big on recycling and Colm posting composting. Boosting all that shit but then we read the nomad which is like Uber Chic. It's right next to Cosimo calm. The nomad is that place where everybody is is in a phone. Unlisted I've been trying to make conservative bathing suits where they hold you in the front but then your ass cheeks full on the back. I don't know about you. I love my body. Audie love my ass but I want to hold everything together in the front so again putting that on the Vision Board we're GONNA DO Thong one pieces that hold up your titties but everybody episode l.. The no man was in a fall to the point. Where your leg league get it? Okay your body's Air I. Oh it's airbrushed okay cool cool. I've got it now shouted Dow so anyways we go to the nomad and we sit down at the table and this guy I I thought he was speaking in a Russian accent almost like with a touch of German. So okay we sit down to table. The table is set for six but they see their anyways. The great we're having lunch by the beach is going to be great next thing. You know. This guy runs up to our table like five minutes later. Huge what I thought was maybe like a German Danish guy but with the thick like Russian accidents at our table gave us table back. That is my table and so literally just like fuck you on not getting up the New Yorker POPs out you know. And he's he's like no and then the guy tiny little cabana guy runs overdoses like. Hey we'll move you table next door that guys that table I was like okay. Yeah but we've been here but whatever whatever I'm not gonNA argue whatever we'll move smaller table there's only four of us fine but the guy was such a prick about it who's table. It was so he sits down. We moved to a table next tomb. E sitting there for like forty five minutes so we showed up Jeff's huffing and puffing he's finished jazz about the fuck this guy up almost let them know. What's good oh yeah? Are you going to knock us out of our table. Then I'm like we. Hf hold up. He's speaking Russian then. He starts speaking perfect Spanish and it clicked. I was getting so nervous. I literally grabbed Jaffna. Jeff is honestly a lot lot of bark no bite like. He's a gentle teddy bear. I don't think jeff would have like really started something like Jeff. Let it go once. I heard the guy speak Russian and then Spanish I fucking panicked. I was like Oh no he runs the curtail. Okay fully runs a cartel. It's a New Year and I'm sure a lot of us have new year's resolutions. 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Now he talked about it on instagram. I saw deal go down guys. I saw something good down. I don't even know if it's smart for me to be talking about it Ba- let me just tell you what I saw now. My best friend Raymond sought to. I'm not going to tell you where we were. I can't give away those details. I don't know if these people follow me. I'm not trying to die today but I for sure without a doubt saw this deal go down. Were at this really fancy actress. Italian restaurant that was near the CONDO window. We were staying at which clearly all like really rich to loom rich Mexican guys. This is where they lived very fancy not on the beach where it's touristy Christie very fanciest wearing their rain I are sitting next to each other shoulder to shoulder my momma sister sitting across so much that the head of the table but just back my mom. My sister's back are all like facing against what we see happen. All of a sudden I see this guy come up. And he's a very attractive. Young man almost kind of looks. Like who's buried deleting Easter. You know talking about. I can't think of his name chase. That's not chase. Whatever that guy you know what I'm saying brody what does name anyways? This guy's really attractive. He's he's walking up and he's got a suitcase and he's yelling at these two other guys who are running the restaurant and he's like I'm done. I'm done the cabdriver me over the mall nowhere and he's speaking in English with a with a A little accent. He's like I'm done. I can't do this anymore. I'm exhausted. That cabdriver nowhere. I'm pissed so the two guys vice who are running this restaurant gate the whole night. One guys unlike A onesie from Morocco like this cool she calf Tanny Onesie Linzie moment. That's made out of this really nice linen that I did say said Sir I like your onesies goes from Morocco. Next thing you know they're like okay. Cool calm down calm down. They throw them in the back of a Hummer and and then they just drive him off. So there's a couple of waiters still left at the restaurant and this woman who runs a restaurant but these two young guys have just put this guy in a hummer with a suitcase and he's left five minutes later. The hammer comes back literally the guy who showed up with the suitcases no longer in there to Chugai. She were in the car who are running this restaurant. Get Out of the car separately in a weird way like one of a walks out the passenger side and like walks around the car in a weird way. The other one makes a beeline the other way other like. Why aren't you guys? Getting out of the Carla kind of Chit Chatting. It was the oddest thing. Then the next thing you know out of nowhere this cab driver pulls up. He starts talking to the guys. He's screaming at the guys. The guys animal bunch of money. There's there's words exchange. I see a suitcase being exchanged from the Hummer back into the taxi. This guy's lickety-split out there then of course the guy looks directly at let me so there's a guy in a onesie imagine and then there's another guy running the restaurant whose clear like the owner's son and he's a really good looking very fair. Skin almost like almost is a green eyed. Very sexual looking man and he's in like a typical Tommy. Bahama shirts the guy that Tommy Bahama Shirt looks directly at Ray and I really like rain. I looked at each other. Take time like is he looking at us. This is what I know. I'm like Oh. They know that we know that they know that. We all know that something just went down next thing you know and without skipping a beat out of nowhere this old guy old guy who clearly owns the entire fucking neighborhood comes out of the Super Fancy restaurant lights a cigar points of the two younger guys the guy in the ones in the guy in the Tommy Bahama shirt like Like almost like a mom so like sit down we gotta talk about what just happened. Tippin sits down. This guy. Douses himself had bug spray. That's a big thing. Let me tell you even the Mexican guys down there that live in the jungle. Or still trying to douse themselves. The bug spray sprite are. There's too many fucking bugs in that junk. I got eaten alive next thing you know. They're all sitting at this table and rain are on like right. What the fuck do we just win as he goes? I don't know but that other do that. Originally showed up at the suitcase is returned. Okay they clearly that other suitcase put it in the taxes like something like a like an exchange of money all all of these things just started to to move hands then basically the mob boss sits down this woman out of nowhere brings a platform drink. He's got like a special thing. Set up the other a two younger guys have to sit down and explain to him. What just happened? I was like our song. We need to check. We gotta go there now looking back at my table because they know that we know that they know that that something just went down. I mean I'm afraid telling this story. I'm not even giving you that much detail and I'm worried I'm scared frigging straight. MSNBC SEE locked up. Ross straight. Do you know what I'm saying because I witnessed something I witnessed something. That probably shouldn't have so a lot of been begging me on instagram. To tell you about what I saw what I saw what I saw. And that's all I can tell you but without a doubt without a even twinge in my I mind I saw deal go down and at that moment I was like I'm ready to go. I'm I'm ready. I saw too much I came I conquered and now Mama is ready for a nap and honestly I was ready. Very Houston's enlisted. The food in Mexico's goes fresh as hell. I'm not eating. It's a sin your frog some bullshit I mean really incredible restaurants the cool thing about dilemmas. They have all these chefs that game from noma which is like famous restaurant in Copenhagen. That was like the number one restaurant in the world. Two guys came from there and they open. This was called Arca. So you can get really high Ryan like Michelin Star Restaurants until him but you also see a drug deal. Go down and there might not be any plumbing. This is what I will tell you. Some of these tells are Eco. Chic they say eco chic that basically weekly just translate to know fuck and air conditioning. I don't know about you but even if it's January I mean. It was still eighty-five degrees every day. I don't fuck with no air-conditioning that's my my personal be like moment. I don't do that so I'm just warning. You tell us. This ECO Chic. That means you're GONNA be sweating in a mosquito net. Don't don't do it to yourself absolutely. Not what's an absolutely yes from the trip absolutely yes suspending. Good time good times good people great marks. I lost six expounds yes from the diarrhea but also and I've said this before every time I go to Europe the food is just pure I ate tacos to st does everyday waves ranchera cherish every single morning and I still came back and lost about six to eight pounds. Didn't work out. Once did not work out a single time. When for maybe Leisure Stroll I was drinking everyday at about about eleven? Am Loss Weight. You want to know why. Because when there's no preservatives in the food your body metabolize it differently plain and simple i. I've got a buddy. Hunter Shadow donder. He lost like fifty pounds. He moved to Guadalajara to open a gym there and he's Mexican his partner Franz Mexican and he's I gather also fifty pounds just living in Mexico. I'm not even barely working out. It's just 'cause I'm not eating this shitty food in America absolutely yes to come back thin. We're GONNA get even more in shape. It's not about a number. I just WANNA feel great for my wedding absolutely yes Mexican chips. It is a matter if you get barbecue or you know sour cream cream Cheddar. Everything has a little bit of a limo. Negga Limo a lime flavor to them everything's got a touch citrus and I'm here for it you know what I I did. When I was drunk I gotTa White Pizza Blanca Pizza? Quattro for Maggi Cortra- K.. So if you're you speak Spanish slice open some lemons. Put a little rule on that douse at thing and salt and pepper and lemons or lime. Change Your Life if you're not putting lemon or lime or some sort of citrus pitchers drizzled on your pizza you. You're missing out. You're missing out is the way to go absolutely yes to more citrus. I love fruit water. You you know you can put cat litter but also then put a cucumber in my water and I drank. It wouldn't even notice the chunks. That's how much I'm easily split. Blake persuaded swayed by fruit water. So gimme a chip with the little lemon or lime action. 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I mean absolutely yes to just thriving absolutely absolutely not okay. Let's even get into absolutely frigging not to these cross fit couples. I talked about it on instagram. Yeah I get it that everybody down. There wasn't a Thong but we gotta talk talk about this at cross fit couples on vacation. have gotTA fucking stop it is seven. Am I am hung over eating waivers. Jerry's that sixteen memo's why am I watching you. You and your husband. Do Wind sprints down the fucking beach. You know what's worse when they don't even wear sneakers and they have this webbed amphibian like lizard shoes. Barry's bootcamp and I've talked about this before you're on a treadmill and then the next guy next to you don't have on Nike as those Amphibian. Vivian fucking weird web shoes get the fuck Outta here. I absolutely do not have time for that. So riddle me this. I'm sitting there at breakfast and then I see a woman who's about. I don't know five to bench pressing. Her husband not even like they're going for a morning walk. They're doing some yoga or stretching there ham. Me's he's getting a cool down. Where dog you know son citation becoming one with the earth? This woman is bench pressing her fucking husband grunting Like Johnny we got six more. I was furious. I almost threw a knife at why are exercise couples. The worst set it on on instagram. I'll say it again even jeff and I got a wild hare brass. Listen we're trying to train. We're we're I need to get physically active again. I love being physically active. I've lost so my muscle definition. That's really what I WANNA do is just build muscle again but even if jeff and I became runners which we would never because we're both too top heavy my tits hurt. When I run I would at least make Hebei? We're not going to run together because I'm not GonNa WanNa talk to you. I'M GONNA WANNA listen to a podcast or listening. You know. I don't know the spice girls like I'm not GonNa WanNa Fuck Chit Chat with you. Well we go for a jog. What I'M GONNA WANNA do is go back to my hotel room while you're out for your run? Take a nice peaceful shed where I can't have you bothering me where I don't have to feel rushed turn on the water. Anything just do my thing. You come back you then take your peaceful shit. I tell you I'm going to go out. You go for a run but I don't I go to the beach bar eight. Am and I get sixty five my ties. You know maybe a sex on the beach. Maybe then after you're done shitting then you come out have a couple of my ties and then we just just have sex on the beach. The fact that I gotTa Watch you bench. Press your husband. Also listen it's enough. It's an absolute frig enough with the. I got to be just as strong as him. I learned that the hard way move in furniture with Jeff body was gonNA kill me but I pick up at three hundred fifty pound marble table almost lost oeste limb and Jeff at one point grab meaning goes sweetie I love you. I'm so glad you're empowered. I'm so glad you feel strong. I'm glad I'm Mary strong woman. But can you please not I try and kill yourself throughout your back by proving that you're she man and in that moment I said you're right Jeff. I'm doing too much. And that's an absolutely not. But what an assault on my own personal vacation DAB to sit there in my already my bathing suit by nine. Am I'm ready to go. Roared up having to Moses getting away those Ranchera Chili Rellenos. I love Deseo now. That's breakfast and then I got to listen to you Claire Huffing and puffing down the frigging beach chasing your idiotic nomadic meathead husband while you both have t shirts on that say cross. Ross Fit Austin. I'm done you've ruined my morning. You've ruined my vacation. Take a chill bill. Guess what on the seventh day. God made Sunday to rest. You can't have days off. No days off is some bullshit. Take a day off. Have a Jimmy Chunga look could do. Each Other's is maybe take a day off make vision board. Also I love it. Everyone's gotta be shredded shredded cheese shredded lettuce on my NACHOS. No body fat. Well guess what when your face gets old Claire My face Alex young and fresh as a daisy easy. Why 'cause I've Collagen and still hear it little baby fat there? Everybody wants to be thin. But did you see the Golden Globes like like I saw the Golden Globes the other night everybody looked like a hot frigging mass. Everybody needs fillers. They're all too thin. It's too much a little fat. Would do as some good okay. You guys make fun of Chubb's now let me tell you what Gimme thirty years. I'm GONNA look frigging fantastic. Well your face looks older than all hell your face is going to look like an old kneecap. Yeah I said it. You want to know why 'cause you having think giving your body a break and the fuck and carb or a sandwich and nine months also when I see crossfire women on like instagram. And they're doing the fucking you know like pushing tires across railroad tracks and look. It's enough absolutely not. We do not have to be as strong as the men physically. You want to know why we can be strong and healthy but we also have to like be men. I can wake up on my vacation. Get a massage by nine. Am and Have Sixteen Shrimp Tacos by ten am. You want to know why. That's what I just did. Do Pets me living my truth. Be Itch also side note. Jeff you know. I've said at this before but women are superior sex just when it comes to everything. Jeff Scott Cold. He wasn't feeling great detail in Mexico. We're all kind of like back and forth. And he's in New York right now I'm in Atlanta. And he called me and he's like. Oh Heather I took a dayquil and they excedrin migraine tonight. I'm like here's my thing. I always carry. We like a small medicine cabinet with me. But I've got my oil now. I've got the acid reflux medicine. I got the you know the Zana's if you need and he always like Oh. You have so many bills on my Gab. But I actually know how to take the pills. Like I'm only taking what I need to ninety took an Excedrin migraine which has caffeine. And everyone knows that. DAYQUIL which is the betta means is the Tweaker when I said Baby Jab to show them your license he goes. Yeah I said you'RE GONNA call me at five. Am and you're going to be literally doing laps in Times Square. You've walk from our apartment thirty blocks north and you literally be tweaking scratching your skin off by the tk t s booth because because you took too many uppers and that's a wrap. That's on gone. I said did you not even think to ask the pharmacist. Whether that was too much as a why did you take dayquil. It's nine PM at night. He's a notice today. I don't why why should I take the NYQUIL around eleven pm like ours. The Sun's gone down chef. How he is made it on this planet thus far wild wild to me highly intelligent man? But you didn't think to read the ingredients and Excedrin Excedrin and a dayquil fucking wild to me. Arabs Louis. Yes to Mexico absolutely taken time off absolutely not drugs in in Mexico absolutely not to cross couples in Mexico absolutely not to jeff taking drugs in America because he never even read what anythings made of but eam as audacity to make fun on a me and my Lisa Renna bag bills. Get the fuck Outta here. Absolutely frigging not child's play Sir child's frigging play guys. I feel like this year is going to be really great and thank you for letting me kind of break down what I did over the holidays. Thank you for letting me get a couple of things off my chest. We're going to be back next week with interviews and I promise to bring you a lot of great interviews this year. y'All it was hard being on the road. It was really hard to try nail down people and I think again I wanNA stay true to who I am and the people that I care about it there. Is Anybody that you want me to interview. Please let me know tweet at me. Heather Kay McMahon slide in my. DM's on instagram. I yeah definitely want to get people into the studio that you love but hopefully I can really crank out some great interviews but again. I'm not doing vander pumps. I'm not doing Ding dongs. If I like them and I find them interesting interesting I want this to be an honest. Absolutely yes conversation but I wanted to be authentic. I'm not bringing in Julian Huffing and my studio so we can talk about better fucking Tony Robinson Pyramid scheme motivational bullshit. Have y'all seen these videos. Online just watch it Juliana. Derek are trying to do some bullshit. Tony Robbins like motivational dramatic. Swindle people out of their money tell them they're not worth anything. I can't with that woman. Jackie Schimmel a dear your friend of mine. She and I both agree on how much we can't stand Julianne Huff. I'M GONNA get some footage for you. And I maybe I get Juliana on the bike and let her explain herself if it's too much it's insufferable. Do not let anybody swindle you into buying into some bullshit program this year that you need to pay somebody the money to be a better version of yourself you yourself. Follow me. I'll keep it one hundred. I'll tell you where you need to go on vacation what you need to do. Don't take drugs you know you can do though when you get to Mexico go to the Pharmacia by whatever the fuck you need. You Got Diabetes. Medicine go to Mexico. It's fucking cheaper. He needs ZANIES. Go to Mexico. I'll tell you well you can walk right in there. Any trauma over exploded Bam there you go half price cleaner to trust big Pharma. Absolutely not too big Pharma Pharma you and I both though they got a cure for cancer but their high need somewhere in a vault somewhere in Colorado because Pfizer makes too much damn money. Wow that we could really get crazy on that note. I'M GONNA end dear ladies and gentleman. I promise you know and I promise to do whistle blowing some more shit this year. I'm GONNA blow the ass off the elephant not really when I go to Thailand. Actually try and put the elephants asked back on because apparently they're fallen off over there and I plan on going to a wonderful place. Ace in Chiang Mai Northern Thailand to you know work with the conservation and bring awareness and try and help the elephants but when it comes to conspiracy theories is and big Pharma blow in the ass off the elephant metaphorically speaking. I'm excited about what this year has in store for us. I feel like we're just gonNA crush but we gotta say focus. We gotTA giggle the world's getting crazy out there. Stick with me kid. I got you do not listen to Julian off. Do not stick equip me all sorts Colt motivational speeches. And you know what we'll do we'll do a slide show on all the reasons why I can't would Julianne Huff. I love you I miss miss you. I am so excited for this year remember. Click subscribe to all of the things. Stay tuned were adding more tour dates. Please check in. Check the INSTAGRAM's grams. Tell more your friends to follow me. Let's make this go viral twenty twenty s a year we all together as a collective so my TV show. I WanNa do big things and I wanna be in each and every one of your household and I want another reason for your husband so loved me you know. Maybe they don't get the instagram. But you know what they're gonNA get me topless on their television. I'm kidding getting I haven't read that into the script but maybe I should fuck it. Everybody into loom was dongs. I'm GonNa live my truth on my own. TV Show tits up tits out baby baby. I love each and every one of you remember. Let's make this year. It can only go here if you almost pooped your pants the Cancun airport aching only go up from here. We we got this. We're GONNA make this the best year of our lives. You know why because we're GONNA do it together. I love each and every one of you see you next week on the podcast. Thanks for tuning in absolutely s us to all the exciting things we haven't story this year. Love You my baby's Chow bye-bye riveted. Thanks so much for listening to today's episode don't forget to Subscribe Raisin Lieber Review and as always follow me on Instagram instagram at Heather. Kay McMahon. See you guys soon

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040320 Total Recall

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23:28 min | 8 months ago

040320 Total Recall

"All as and Tj show graphics and web designer done by Alpha lab designs looking for spectacular email design at Ace TJ Dot Com web design menus marketing materials brochures flyers social media ads and more design at TJ DOT com. Somewhere out there. There's a man on a park bench eating his five hundredth. Pb AND J. He has no idea papa. John's has new Papa. D. Is that are way better than a boring sandwich with Papa. John's best meats cheeses and veggies hand folded into crispy flat bread crust tone. Better tell that man get a new poverty in one of four flavors for just six bucks better ingredients better pizza better than a Sandwich Papa. John's not valid with this country's in Texas at your prices may vary every day. Second by second minute by minute. Hour by hour time goes by taking this farther and farther away from those memories of a past. Do you remember remember that time? Remember when now you don't have to remember because we do. This is the ACC TJ total. Recall all shucks. Here's fifteen bucks at right. We were to give it away money but you had to have a great reason. A great reason being virtually no reason at all for this great that coming up in the daytime she called total recall plus we do catfish with. Jodie. That's coming up a great edition of the week in review but we start with former cast member Gwynn. Who Lost Her phone one day and this story takes a twist at the end that nobody saw coming on total recall. Total recall podcast. I'm dying to know the rest of this windstorm. Because here's what we know. This started yesterday. Wins husband has lost his phone. He was traveling out of town and had a layover in Texas. I think and I talked to him earlier in the week. During the layover he talked to the kids. He would arrive back in town to go to sleep that night. You know middle of the night he'd be back so I woke up for work the next morning. He's asleep in the bed to me. I go to work. Get an email from him. That says I have lost my phone during the layover. Can you try to call the airline? Can you try to call the airport from? I'm thinking there is no way. He emailed from the home computer. I'm thinking there's no way I'm going to be able to get in touch with anyone on an airline or an airport about a lost phone so I think we'll let me check find my iphone so I log in to the APP. Find My iphone and I see all of our devices. I see his IPAD at home. I see my phone here at work and I see another dot in an area about ten to fifteen minutes from the radio station. I'm thinking Oh my God. Maybe someone else had a layover in Texas that was flying back to Charlotte to and saw at the gate and flew home with it or something. I don't know so I email him back and say I think I see the phone right by the radio station. I'll go drive over there after and go get it. He says do wilders Hauser's and it's true we've confirmed that I did actually say house because showed as the word while points. Okay so we get off the radio yesterday and I- map the the point on the phone and it starts giving me driving directions to the last pin on the find my iphone so I drive over. There's like a work. It's a beautiful neighborhood. Very affluent area There's a work truck in the driveway. Some servicemen doing something like a cable company in the yard. Some thinking maybe they hack so I pressed the button to send the sound. I don't hear it because I've lost my phone a lot and I've had to press that button so I know it's loud. I know you can hear it. I've tried to call the phone. Going straight to voicemail so I- ping don't here. I go right up to the door. It's a storm door so I can see inside. The House might conceive. I see anybody I can just wave and be like did it. Was anyone traveling last night. Got a phone. I'm showing that it's here. I've got it all planned out what I'm going to say but I don't hear it pinging so well. It says ruff address according to the directions so I- refresh no now it's moved. It's about two miles away guys on the move so I get back. I pin it again. Because it's not a fine my iphone. You can't get directions to these extra as it's moving in it and then go the directions and then can it so I was like. Oh it's all right down the street all right. Let me go at a restaurant. It's lunch time now. So that makes sense. They left the house and went and got allege following the pin. I go to the restaurant. It's moved again down the road now. It's heading way south. I don't have time for all of that. I love North. I gotta go so I keep checking it. I'm like wow. That's really close to my parents house. Maybe I want. My Dad gets home from work. I can have him drive over there and go get it. Am I going to minute? This is like really close to my parents house. Let me zoom in again and pin all my. I think my mom is logged into my cloud. So I'm I'm finding her iphone right now. You're following your mom. I was hung. Don't matter now down to all be wasted time and knock on someone's door. I was looking in their foyer. Advertised on my only cower. Are you seriously gonNA walk? Just walk up to some Stranger's house you've never seen before at all just looking for a bone by yourself. Yeah yeah so I said all right well let me know that you made it out safely. And so the next thing she tax was when he went there. Now it's now it's moved to another state and and nobody's got time for that and then I realized my mom like running errands and that was her. I haven't talked to my mom yet. I haven't even told her that she could be hearing it now. For the first time I was chasing him nothing on Kim's phone. You still have no idea where kids phone is no idea so he went to the store and had luckily had insurance on it. And it's a company phone and someone on the company plan was eligible for an upgrade. So it all worked out. He's got a new phone. He texted me at like five o'clock yesterday. I've been running reduced. Been all that time ultimately the find your your mom all over the city. Yeah I love that APP but not this see riggins doing the same thing just walking up to. Somebody's giving my phone back solve a misunderstanding. Did you find a phone summer airport yesterday? This could be amazing. It was going to be amazing incredible. Detective Gwen phone. But I did find this you know. Obviously you weren't thinking that this is the and TJ total recall. Podcast to work this morning. There was There was a message that was sent to our facebook page which is on the facebook. And I'm not as familiar with the technicalities of how these things work Riggins is more. So because he's on dating sites and things like that like on the tender and all But it was a profile on plenty of fish or is the cool people call it p. o. f. and the profile is a woman's the profile using pictures they have taken from my social media of my wife. Jody so this woman's profile with all of her pictures on P. O. F. Is Her as it is somebody else's name and all but pretending to look like my wife that use them like this is me but it's actually pictures of of my wife. Judy. There's a number in the ladies. The ladies message to US said. Hey thought this was weird. But I'm a big fan of the show was on the dating site and saw this on there just TJ should know. Someone is using his wife's picture and pictures taken a lot of pictures off your facebook or whatever but it it has the name there but it says she's forty years old now lives in Davidson. North Carolina intent wants a relationship profession accounting five hundred six. I mean accounting. She's your little bookkeeper. But that whole part Larry's to mean she's working at a picture of jody with Luke Bryan and In our friend Reza I mean those are some of them are recent. There's also a picture of her. That's not recent but it's her in a bikini on vacation that I don't think until now. She knew that I had posted on out there now. Yes they're completely dancing your wife's pictures for their a fake plenty of fish account but it's not that's looking to actually get a date with somebody and then go show up and looked like a different person right because that's that's not why somebody would do that. What were they? What is the reason? The cat fishing thing right. Yeah very similar to what you see in the in the show catfish a lot of these people are just looking to have kind of a romantic interaction with somebody and they don't feel comfortable enough to do it using their own pictures in their own idea so why not live a life of somebody else and then that way. I can make a person fall in love with me. They don't think about a year down the line with the person goes. Let's finally meet money for? That's what they're looking for And I bet this person that's using her pictures probably looking for maybe some naked pictures you know. I think that happens in a lot of cases like this so be a woman looking for naked pictures of a man or a man looking for naked pictures of a man I think yeah on the TV show catfish which I have investigated thoroughly at times a lot of times. It's when there's a fake female profile. It's a guy yeah using it to strike it relationship with the guys now. What did Jodi say when you can't you told her well first of all? I asked if she could come on the radio and she said no. She's suzy today. Trainer can't be like for susie appointment said. Let's see what the heck because I said either? Either it's a fake account. Somebody looking for whatever or Or I've just found your dating account. What the heck. I wouldn't know how to do that. I'd have to get kids to help me say Sinn. Tj's total recalls cast. We're just giving away fifteen bucks. Which a great reason must be. Virtually no reason at all all shocked. Here's fifteen bucks and a great edition of the weekend review all next on total recall cente- Jay's total recall podcast. This is the total recall. Podcast subscribe nowadays. Tj Dot com the TJ APP or through iheartradio. More of the total. Recall podcast after this when you look at your current bathroom do you know that? It needs an immediate update. We want you to know about one day. Bath and shower remodeling with prices as low as one hundred ninety nine dollars per month call eight hundred nine four eight five seven four nine eight hundred nine four eight five seven four nine road in and fields has been named the number one premium skin care line in North America for the last three years. There's something for every skin concern now at ace. Tj Dot com click the road and fields add on our partners page. There's a sixty day. Money back guarantee and new monthly specials go to a C. J. dot com and click the Rodin and fields add on our partners page. This is the total recall podcast. This was confusing enough that maybe because as we got into it. I started thinking that I don't stay. Well it looks like I don't have to worry about anyway. Because people complimenting me kind of embarrasses me I don't I don't like sometimes I don't especially when we asked for now that's teacher you know. Well here's a compliment view. Tj Did a wonderful job of explaining the rules this contest. Give five dollars. We don't know here's one compliment. There's only one other man who has made me laugh every day. My husband until all caps I discovered. Tj That's from Judy. Is that worth fifteen bucks grin now. Because she can't hear TJ on Saturdays and Sundays and she said every day she probably either looks at my social media or things of something. Funny is well. Maybe she's listening to podcasts. On the weekends I mean not your by Papa. John's you don't know how you don't you don't know how a TJ addiction really until you've been in somebody's shoes Gwynne so I would say. Be a little bit more sensitive give. I'm spoiled. I get to actually laugh in your presence. You know Yep I I it more than other. I just wish you wouldn't point when you do it. Off Reagan's Scherzer's fifteen bucks compliment. Bro Voice is so important that anytime he uses it God creates a gnarly wave and other boys introduced a hair jail and a pair of flip. Flops is sold shouted so a good one thank you. It's a well written compliments. Give that fifty dollars. That's a well done out at Tj. Since I've been listening you never fail to be authentic. That is something I not only appreciate but something that inspires me to always be true to who I am on the days. I may feel pressure to be something different. Thank you for that and I fully expect a sarcastic remark to follow this. Because how would it be TJ fashion without a lady? Feel a little pressure. Thank you what can a lady Ba- feeling pressure? They've got it made but maybe like someone at work wants to put her paper in the recycling bin pressure. Yeah but and she thinks she's like let me be authentic. You go in the kitchen and the five different garbage cans for you know a one of your plastic forks throw one prong in this one is looked bad garbage then. Are we paying five dollars for that compliment though? Okay I was going to go. We gotta get all these people on the phone. Because they're they're lighten it up for the For the ACE and Aitor. Oh Hi Billy. Welcome to the TJ show. I'll shocks your fifteen bucks. Which complement is that? As as the absolute best laugh it can brighten any day even if it's not funny and he laughs. I'm laughing because talks. Outlasts was like really five dollars. Right there on. Billy pretty good even he laughs. I'm not thank you thank you. Ma'am really not going to fifteen dollars to anybody who doesn't like me the best. Let's be honest spectrum for one thing gives people money I don't respect. Welcome to the Asian. Tj Show. I'll shucks fifteen bucks. What is your complement complement? For as is that. If you're able to cry on the radio and you got passion for whatever store you're talking about but then fifteen minutes later something can go wrong and you're just as passionate and you'll drop off the extremes of emotion and you're not afraid to share it with everybody. Yeah I'll give five bucks on that one roller coaster in the five dollars in for that. Yeah I mean come on if somebody tells you that you are a very very polarizing figure. Riggins I'm going to have to pass on that one. Oh okay all right. Well I think you're trying to do my impression. I wait a minute. Thank you actually hear rob? A glass. Can't use my own line. You say no I got you blow a balloon clown. This is the ACE and TJ. Total recall podcast And this is my song. It's called the week in review. It's a week's worth of shows. Summarize for no special effects no auto to just me and my guitar performing for you. Today is National Coffee Cake Day. It's also national beer day. I understand I don't know if this is some kind of Karma but I think my afternoon planned Burger. King has a new fruit loops milkshake. It looks discussing but I'll give it a try because you know what's perfect after a double whopper. A milkshake and a place to cry. Ask speaking of crying alone. Ace's now learning good. I get a laugh of were the punchline. I love this. I feel real good speaking of crying alone. Ace's now learning to manage all his emotion but I hope I never get a call that you hurt yourself even if it means a huge promotion and it's called the week in review it's a week or the show's summarized through you know special no auto to just me and my guitar performed for Pepsi. Put out a commercial with Kendall Jenner. And I'm about to go out on a limb. It just shows white people and black people getting along like that rage a movie with Kim Unity. Speaking of the Family Kylie and Tiga have broken up apparently Kylie wanted to be single instead. Tigers hairline is the only thing suffering which now looks like a Yarmulke in the back of his head. Horrible Guy Fieri Guy Fieri Guy Fieri whatever is getting another. Tv Show and you know he's stacking all kinds of cash and you know Martha Stewart is just seething like you disgusting piece of trash and it's called the week in review. It's a week's worth of shows summarized no special effects no auto to just me and my guitar Shiloh. Buff had yet. Another public outburst. He got drunk at a bowling alley and began to shout. I don't feel good about saying this but I just wish someone would not amount and Alec Baldwin just released his memoir. I heard it's a drug filled little. Read those Baldwin. Just love their drugs injecting mushrooms. And snorting we'd Mama June the tunnel weight and she looks great and I'm having. She's getting her show back soon. But it's a heavy dose of reality realizing now heavier than Mama June Omega Week. A week sort of shows. Summarize for you know special effects and no auto to performing for you legendary entertainer. Don rickles passed away. I really have nothing funny to add. It's not sadder than the inevitable tribute hosted by Sarah Silverman but it still unbelievably sad and poor. Mini-me he's headed to Rehab for alcoholism. It's good that he's tackling it face to face but he can only drink one beer and he gets hammered so he's basically just like hey sir he hasn't gone to Rehab yet. Heavy no need rehab is just hiding his bottle open drinks. Those Perron is right. Unc won the championship. So gwen might be having another baby. It was one of those games I could not miss. I always knew she get pregnant by basketball team. 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Hour 3 - Guy Fieri (06-30-20)

The Dan Patrick Show

48:07 min | 5 months ago

Hour 3 - Guy Fieri (06-30-20)

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These days are getting the Hollywood treatment, and I am one of those people that has to read the book before I watched the movie, and so I talked for of my smartest and funniest friends into starting book club with me where we read super buzzy books and talk about them every week he was gonna get an MFA and writing, and then write the book about them, and then she reads there so. I'm like you're a human being. You're not him. He can control you. Don't a pool if he deletes the climb ramp you'll drown. Join the. CLUB LISTEN TO POPCORN book club on the iheartradio APP on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. You're listening to the Dan Patrick! Show on Fox sports radio. Final Hour Tuesday Dan and the next day Patrick Show. We're going to take a trip to flavor town, not sure where it is on the map but Guy Fieri. It will join US I. Love this story. It's You know. The city of Columbus has thousand signing a petition to rename Columbus Ohio Flavor town after native son Guy, Fieri diners drive ins and dives. He'll join US coming up a little bit. We're just talking about when you take a road trip. And you'RE GONNA go camping like you can't do that when you have a job. You do it when you're young or you do it when you're old. But after twenty five and before sixty, it seems like it's hard to do to just go road trip, and now I did that once with my family. We went from Connecticut to Ohio. and. We rented an RV and I kicking and screaming because I was like. I was working at the mothership second shift and I hadn't had a vacation in here I am I got four little ones and my wife wants to drive the RV and we're stopping in all these little camping areas. It was one of the best trips ever took. We pull in I, couldn't wait to hang up the lights, the Tiki Lights, and then we would build a fire. It was awesome. Awesome! Be there sunset and sunrise and hitting the road. You know the kids in the back. They just had a great time so now my son wants to take I have an airstream and he wants to take it on the road. and. I. He quit his job because he's going to travel for a year before he got married. And now you know. He was stuck in a Singapore, so he came back with his fiance so now they're going to hit the road again, so he's taken inventory here. He comes into the man cave on Sunday. Starts going. Hey, can I take that? They can take that, and can I take. I'm giving you the airstream to take, and he wants like Cabela's. We have this partnership there. They got ten in the coolers and everything you need, so he's GonNa hit the road. There and I'm really envious because you can go to these. National Parks, but polling into the community when you go camping. That whole feeling there is a communal feel it just. It smells great campfires, your cooking your food. It's pretty cool and. I like to do it again. I actually wanted a ship. My RV airstream out to like Oregon, and then drive down. The Pacific Coast highway just camp along the way but I got this job. It gets in the way of everything one of these days I'll do when I graduated college I, had a job waiting for me, but it didn't start until August so buddy of mine. Took his dad's car and we drove out west which drive out like Arizona New Mexico of the Pacific Coast highway than back, and cut through Idaho and Wyoming all these places we get in the car. All packed up. We got sleeping bags. The Big Tent Bag with his dad had got everything. We, we drive all the way down to Oklahoma and we get out ready to put the tent out already to go camping out to those. Six Pack of beer twenty two years old. We had the tent bag. The stakes, the polls for the tent, the tarp you lay down on the bottom of the tent. You know, but the tent wasn't in the back. Nothing. And you know we didn't have any money. We're not. GonNa. Go buy a tent, so we just slept on top of the sleeping bags, put a sweatshirt on our heads, and it didn't rain that often, and when it did was just kind of dealt with it, not sleeping under the stars. That's the way we used to do it all school. We didn't need a tent. Don't you inspect the equipment like your parachute when you're jumping out of a plane that you kind of inspect not when you're twenty two. Lesson learned yeah. Time, no like one of the great place I'd never even heard before was. It's called oh. It's a page, Arizona. It's northern. Arizona it's, it's beautiful. Cannon canyons in this town called pagers on I never even heard of it before. One of the and the everyone knows about the national parks in what? Grand Canyon but like. Unbelievable page Zona, fantasy life. Yes. I. Don't know if I could hack something like that. Not that I need to state some five star fancy resort. I don't think I'm built for that. Kind of Things and yeah, well, you don't cook things, situations and animals and creatures. You go to the bathroom wherever there's ground you sleep in a tent, and then you cook whatever you know in a little cooler. You're not going out and killing something and then cooking. Foreign noises and I'm itching and feeling dirty. I loved it and I never thought that I would love going camping with the family, but pull into those little camping areas. In great people in there, too. Because everybody has the same goal in mind like you know you're, you're there for day or two, and then you're gone. And I think they call it the to to to that. You drive two hundred miles. You stay for at least two days and there's another to involve there as well, but there was like a philosophy their. Philosophy and the other way, if you've ever been to Europe, done backpacking, or like the trains, you rail passes, that's an pretty easy living to. Because even if you're not camping out that the trains in Europe or great to travel the you know when my kids some of them went, you know they had a season abroad or year abroad, and you would get those rail passes and it was. Unbelievable bargain. Weekends we're going to. Helsinki Hey we're going to be all over which just a rail pass there so I never got that I miss that but I'm envious, but my my son hit the road. I saw this updated. Patriots odds how Cam Newton assigning is affecting new. England's Super Bowl chances this according to the action network. Twenty five to one odds before Cam came to town twenty to one odds now winning the Super Bowl. So in case you're wondering the twenty two one means one dollar. Bet would return twenty dollars. If, you're taking them therefore teams there. NFC teams the Niners, nine to one buccaneers tend to one saints eleven to one cowboys seventeen to one in front of new. England Eagles in Seahawks are the same about the same at twenty two one. The Patriots a three way tie for the seventh most likely Super Bowl winners. Just winning the division, they went from twelve to one to ten to one. There the third best threat in the AFC. Behind the chiefs and the Ravens. They're barely in front of the colts, bills and steelers. But. Cameras up upgraded the Patriots here. But now I think they're the favorite. In the AFC with some of these betting sites past Buffalo I wouldn't quite do that yet now. I want to see if Allen can continue to do this, but as it is now. I'd still look at Buffalo's the team to beat in the AFC EAST! KC in California. Hey, case what you have for me. So. What's cracking lacking guys? Hey, case. Yeah driving up the coast camping. We've driven a I've done that. Washington would I be? That's good. Stuff. Never did get a chance to do it the backpacking in Europe though. look. I'll call my shot right now. I watch Brady. At the end of last year. How pedestrian he will do barely throw the ball twenty yards downfield. He was getting lent Bob. I'm calling a Cam Newton a better year. ooh, Tom Brady I'm not drinking the Tom Brady. Hey, wait case case. What do you mean by better, year more, the team or stats? Both wow. I'm calling. Both Cam Newton will put up better numbers. You know if healthy you gotTA. You know that they're. All things equal both go out and play sixteen games or whatever, but but we can't. You can't hedge your bet like that case you. You gotta be gotta be locked in on Cam Newton. You can't go if he stays healthy. I could say the same thing about Brady. There's no guarantee at his age. He's going to stay healthy. If he's, they'll be okay for now locked myself in it. All right. Tom Brady and the Patriots will have a better year. I mean so Brady's gotTa be better with Bruce Areas. Then he was already would talk with bill. Belichick or just as good somewhere. He's been for twenty years. You just gotTa go and it's going to be all good. He's GonNa light it up. Go get the ball down the field I know. He has weapons at all. Do you guys watch him up? These lads the last half of last season. Really look at him closely and we know he can't move. I think he might get lit up. I think he might get hurt. Yes. I really WANNA take that. BET! I would. Brady's guys case. You Cam Newton going to get to New England GONNA go. Oh, my God! Wait. This is who tom throws to. I, beat you one on one basketball I'll be. What's the back? I don't know. Do you WanNa do a shower of shame? Yeah, we could figure something out. Yeah, we do. We would do one here case and you would do one in California. You would just videotape it. I could do that and. We. WanNa come on I. Want to come. Segment if I'm right. I'M GONNA. have to I'm going to have to negotiate that with I'm GonNa talk to people who are going to have to talk to my people. You know what you call back in February first week. How's that? I will call back in February first week. No problem all right, thank you case. That's Casey and California their. Bill checks not an offensive genius here. Now! If you're sold on Josh mcdaniels, being an offensive genius, then maybe they can devise something for canute I know Tom Brady started. I. Don't know if CAM. Newton's can start. I don't know if he does start how long he's GonNa Start for. And there are running team. They've morphed into being a running team. I don't know. It might be hard to put up great numbers with that group of wide receivers they're. All I know is Brady Test Tom Brady. Brady can accidentally have a great. A great year. Just by throwing to those guys. He's GonNa. Throw the guys that are open. Not I have to throw you open. Hey, Chris Hogan. Can get open all right. Your possession Guy Adamant. I don't know. I'd be. I'd be a little nervous if I'm Casey in California. Yes, mclovin patriots schedules a little brutal. They got at chiefs in week four, the niners, the Ravens all in the first half of the season. That feels like a lost dog. I thought I still think if Teddy Bridgewater Tampa. They were going to be a playoff team. We don't know if the Patriots are going to be a playoff to. Like. People have doubts about the Patriots just being a playoff to plant. Tampa. Now. I I, the hype train is full and I get nervous about that, but at least you have an offensive minded head coach. Who loves to throw the ball Downfield, you got receivers. Who can actually get open? The question will be. How good is the offensive line because in New England? They had an ability to somehow piece things together and keep. Tom Upright. Tampa has got to do that. That'll be the biggest concern. The defense I thought was a very good defense the last six seven games of the season. And you got some offensive weapons. Yes, Seton O'Connor to be fair. It's not like cameras just leaving this plethora of wide receivers that he's been throwing the whole time. He's been able to do a lot with pretty much nothing. The never forget the Kelvin Benjamin era well. He did Steve Smith. And Steve Smith made him great. Greg Olsen Hall of Famer Hall of fame tight end I mean he did have Devin funchess. Yeah maybe he's going to go. Wow, this is great. This feels like home. Yesterday anybody. And I got receivers. Who can't get open? This is GonNa be Great. Hey, Nicole Benjamin. I mean kill him. Kill hearing. Yes mclovin, yeah, and as captures. He's got worse. His numbers struggled to. That's when you start to run a little more. Yeah would see. Smith retired I. think you put before it after it was hard for him to, but that's where you start to run. Guys aren't open. I'm going to take off. Yep on Patriots second game of the season at the Seahawks, national TV and be seeing then Alexa, if there are first four game true. It's Spicy I. Like that Fourth Game With the Patriots Season National TV. Kansas. City chiefs in. Aussie yeah. I think. It's fun having. Cam made the Patriots cool. That possible right? The Patriots were never cool. They were just dynasty. Cam make some a little bit cool. Even pet the all the sudden. You like. Yeah, guys pretty cool not passed. The Patriot I think loses his Jersey number. Yeah, because he wears number one does so. As Pat, the Patriot, going to have to go is going to have to negotiate with Pat, the Patriot their mascot to get the number one there. What could you give Panther Patriot? Kerchief! What you have a bonnet. And then, what value is it modern day or seventeen seventy six? Todd. I love the kerchief line by Paulie. Thank you. Pete, in Richmond. AP Our. Hey. Hey, what's happened is that? Can you hear me? Yes? Yes, go. visit work everything like that bet on wheel of fortune. What was the guy's name Chase Casey? Clue and it's and it's. We'll punishment now wheel of fortune. Whatever? Get, started. All right, thank you. Yeah! I was watching wheel of fortune of the day. I haven't watched in quite a while. Van Doesn't spin the The things in the spin the things anymore. It's just it's digital shouldn't turn the letter. She's kind of waves or hand amongst the board, and then it goes. Ding They pop up, so she and I. Don't think she's making. The touchscreen. Well, we would what he's a busy. Oh does the same fine work she 'cause you know. I was never up for wheel of fortune, but I thought if I took over I was going to have to people there. One four, thousand one for concerts like two people get to spend with a duke it out over why? Sometimes! WHY RIGHT YEAH! I didn't get that far, but I never got offered that job on all. The other game shows that I got offered. Wheel of fortune never came up. Yesterday. Do you really need to lighten the workload? I don't want to take away from all the efforts Advanta Vanna. 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Wants to maybe rename flavor town after native son Guy Fieri, who joins us on the program? Is this a real story guy? I think you probably have better Intel on at the night. Do but yeah, it's a real story. It's a real campaign. Would on some guys I don't know, but they sure are on after it. How often are you back in, Columbus? Will you go back to support this when we can travel? Well. I was born in club back in sixty eight parents were kinda hippies. took off to California the square back Volkswagen and came out to Kelly and made candles sold mother purses. Did all that kind of stuff and so I haven't been back to Columbus not a bunch of cousins all throughout Ohio up in Cleveland in the Columbus, area I just went back recently, maybe two or three years ago in which the hospital where I was born in that was my big reunion went to Ohio, state game, and so, but now I haven't been back many times just the civically. Columbus but I will tell you this break down. Are you now, are you? You've done Cincinnati you don't Skyline Chili and Gold Star. Haven't done a skyline skyline. Don't get me wrong. I have been featured on Triple D.. Anywhere I can get Cincinnati Chili I mean I. Try to come out here California W. The five. WHAT THE WAY! It's it's the bomb. It's something. Unfortunately that hasn't made it. I think Mississippi, but if you do get a chance to try, got it. What about White Castle Hamburgers? Bid White Castle a bunch of times probably more times than I remember. Again not something that we find out. Here is often different style of Burger style away the way they make it, but if it happens injured on your feet, simple deed, but white style if You'll places that Rabi slower. Out here. Is In our country. Why is going to say the Best Fast Food Restaurant? Out West is. You're asking Mayor Yeah Valley I. Know I'm longer listeners. Call you and tell you I. I, love all the I could sit here and listen to the breeze show. I've just get caught up on everything Cam Newton. You name it. I don't know. I think probably one that has the most cult following would be in and out it. You. Don't remember when we. Went to college in Las Vegas UNLV. We would send the pledges. They would have to drive into Californian. Bring Bhakti it'll bring back the in and out. But probably there's a couple of Jim Boys tacos over Sacramento. There's all kinds of funky little spots around. Would you go to college for? While I got a business degree, but specializing in hospitality in restaurants graduated, the year will the double NCWA which was a pretty amazing time. I mean they is at that time was Vegas in this school part time. Commuter School local school? And here we are with the with Arcadian and all the guys and rocketed. Amazing done, and they were such big celebrities I. Mean Talk on the Strip. And people I don't know what it costs to sit at those UNLV Games, but if you were there courtside, people were shelling out some pretty good coin to sit there. Well here's the funny thing about it is I would be. It would just starting to emerge, really their basketball program, so it was still incited the schools program that the fraternities got to go into a lottery in sometimes your fraternity would just draw the tickets and get to sit courtside for like a major game I mean think a major major, and I remember sitting. There was an exhibition game with Russia and we sat on what people would call Gucci row and they're sitting. Software Golic after the best time of my life, but they. The players were amazing. The school is still small enough that you got to interact and see these guys all the time and they were huge Larry Johnson could play any sport at any positioning Wannabe was so so big Nice Scott's. The raiders in Vegas. I are you comfortable, i. mean that sounds like it's a better location for people destination. What kind of football town do you think Vegas is going to be for your raiders. Well. Leaving Oakland of course is difficult. You know it was a big transition that happened to l. a. and then finally to come back and I know from a lot of my buddies that play ball. They didn't want to go to into Plano, stated still sharing it with baseball so difficult, and I hate to see him leave, but I will say and I I mean I probably GonNa get some flack from my for my troop. Raider Buddies I. Think solved the best choice. I couldn't see them going another city. I'm, GONNA city cardiac teen that have the ray-ban discussion in Vegas is a great. It's a great destination you're people are gonNA. Get you go see your favorite team. Play my favorite team in the city of hospitality. Great Rooms Great. Entertainment allowed to do so. You can make a whole week your whole week out of it. I think the stadium's amazing. I think the raiders are getting with the raiders deserve. And I think will support. Beckett's is different now than it was when I went to college there in the nineties now this is really a major city with a lot of with a lot of fans and I think. Think new show, good support for hockey I think they're really going to get behind the raiders he's. Guy Fieri dry diners drive ins and dives, and apparently the next mayor of flavor town in Ohio, so you're. Signing off on this if if elected, you will serve. I don't think it's actually I think this is getting a little cart before the horse. I think what what petition is I think. It's one hundred twenty thousand seniors I. Don't know all the deal is. I'm not the win. Is I should say and my flattered? Yes, do I think that there's a lot going on a lot of decisions that need to be made before this happening But yes, if anything like this ever were to really about of course I would be there and you know it's probably a visit is do, but you know. We talk about South Point visit. We gotTa talk about you in your in your backyard grilling. Are you talking about pellet grills and we have a whole segment of a show that we need to get into naval cooking our with you. Okay, but I'm curious when you go to a backyard. Barbecue. If you see somebody doing something wrong it if you go there. Are you automatically brought in from the bullpen that you have to help cook? Well there's the. Summer when your wife gives you, the arm, grandma would just shut up and be quiet. I get that. Everyone gets the first time we met somebody, but usually after we break that ice. I'm usually brought in or where I jump in. But you know what we've just changed. This is that we've been in. Has Really I? Think help people involved to the next level of cookie or get back into cooking, so if people are doing a much better job at have I see? Hot Mess is going now with twenty people there for graduation, barbecue and happy kind of like. Maybe take a little intervention procedure undercover. Yes, I've done that a few times. What do you not cook on a grill? Well, it depends on the type of girl I mean. You got all different type. Vega gas fields got charcoal grill got pellet smokers. You've got. There's a variety I can't really say that there's anything. In between the three of those that you wouldn't Cook Veggies Cook grades out this Cook Fridge because grade low and slow is is dynamite. I think it's all in the technique. The type of fuel. That type of grill or smoker that it might be because any one of them use incorrectly a hot mess, but I think. I think it is all guys associate themselves with like I'm an outdoor griller. Go Forth I. Think these smokers are kind of the. I think the next. Evolution where people who go there like wait a second, so it doesn't mean I have to sixteen hour brisket I can just. Pork Chops on the. Exactly GimMe the restaurant that you would go back to of all the ones who've done. So you got one to go back to his? Jelly who your favorite athlete is in the whole war. It's it's. It's that kind of quite. We shot I just finished out shooting. The United. States on ninety nine For Fourteen years and we just didn't with North Dakota in the final state, we'd never hit with South Dakota and we try to go there about ten years ago, but we did some research, so we were really finding as many restaurants we needed, and so we went there and shot just if he's amazing shows that covers fifty-six so I've been fourteen hundred locations. So I get into this situation where? I mean it's a pick. And who's your favorite kid picking? WHO's your favorite? Who's the best you know in all sports? And what happened is my mind goes back to where I was recently. Your mind goes back to. One of my you get a a heartfelt. I'll tell you a great place. There's a place. Google home, DADS and DADS is Burger joint. Down at the beach and Michael. Jordan was the guy that owned it. He said fast, but his kids. Shame runs it now, but if you want what I would call a picturesque triple experienced that you really going to Kinda get this whole later Oh. This guy does. That would be a place check. Ask My authentic. Because I! Don't know if you know the food itself or just the actual experience or you know that it was just sentimental. I know you know you bring your boys with you like. They've grown up in this environment there. So I didn't know if. You go to Italy. With one of your sons did you do that as well? So Hunter, so hundred graduated from cartographic unlv recently actually. Hundred tweeted high school. When hunter about fourth grade as I would drive him to school. We talk about food and talk about meeting the following house and I said when you. High School. I'm going to take all through. Europe and we'RE GONNA learn about all the WHO came from because remember all the immigrants game. Show that was like this ongoing thing. Also his kids graduate night slowly. A better come up with a trip to. So we went to set in countries or team cities in thirty days. Tour always starting in Greece sewing do. We stay in Germany. Switzerland weeded France England at a answered. It's so he did something he made pie in Spain. He made saw in embarrassing on on and on so yeah, we took great tour, and then when he graduated UNLV, that was the big surprise just graduated we off to Asia a just about when that was happening, it was. Nova's so we didn't get. One of these days we'll make it there for this big. This big Asian food or not not not not soon. You gotTA. Let me know hopefully when you get back on the road, we we'd love to stop in when you're filming. Something in the New York area, it'd be great. You know it wouldn't even be better. Is Why don't you kick out your three favorite joints? That, you in Wyoming come, do A. Piece on your bring all bring all the crew down and get the family involved will make a whole visit. The little Madrid of doubts here area. Here's you were just saying something about story. First and foremost the food's got to be. Just a slice of pizza. That's what they're known for. The let's do, but they got. It's gotta be really good food. They got a half. They gotta really treat the food correctly doing the frozen crusts just because we all love. Showing these places all the time like hey. Did you know that place sexy frozen meat? We don't care. We've been go there since you were kids, but it's gotTa be good. It's gotta be properly prepared in. It's got a story. Yeah, they gotTa have something. When I share this with the world. It's a year you know. People are gonNA. You know people are going to be able to resonate with it, but I. Would you tell me man emigrate trip, but I wonder. Can I read into how you're taking a bite out? Because I. You you. Have you have a producer? Neal, who I text occasionally to say, Hey, I'm watching and there's no way. He liked that. There's no way. By the way Neil, it's the funniest thing with Neil was like. Hey, you talk to Mike Yeah. It's actually go back. What percents reason he text me to find you? I said I think he just doing the proper channels of trying to keep everybody alive because he knows it. You me answering. The phone. Neal's great guy. He'll list forever. You'll starting. At Neil is probably one of the best producers, I've ever had a chance to work with your your stalling guy. Don't you have a poker face? Here's the truth that okay. Here's the difference Twain. Like. Love. OMG You gotta be kidding me. And but the one thing you won't see is I. Don't like it if it's something I wouldn't eat, so they wouldn't finish all cheat on the show, and that hasn't happened in year because we have such a great vetting process now by the time I guess I'll get twenty locations that we have. Perot just a basic idea of what's going on. I'll pick out of that then we'll start your research, but by the time I. Get it I. Know What Flavor Gum Chewing. How many miles does the Camaro have on it? Maybe six. Actually my car, we. We got that car built that car. It's basically like a two thousand fifteen chevy with really cool body on it because we went through everything tranny, you name it, but and we were driving it, but now we're in the situation, a fulltime team as Greg. And John Drives the truck in the trailer back and forth across the country. How many miles does that Chuck Catholic? Visiting the. You know maybe a thousand. Hell invested I am with diners drive. INS and dives I reached out to Neil and I said look I got a real problem here at the end of each episode. I want you to come back and tell me what restaurant you were at because if I. Don't get it at the beginning, I don't know it at the end and then Neil goes. Okay I'll make sure I tell guy, and then one night I'm watching on a Friday and all of a sudden it came up at the very end, and unlike I'm by myself in the basement I one yeah, and nobody my wife goes what I go, no never mind. You wouldn't get it, but I was so proud that you tell us where you were at the end of the episode well. I'll tell you and I. Thank you for watching known each other for years and it's. You know the the thing that the show does. Is it really is? It's like within the restaurant watering for a lot of these restaurants it. It's the amount of advertising that they could never comprehend of ever having an advertising on such a massive platform end with the reruns, and then sometimes you, Tripoli nation, which is a revisit of to so many different ways that we try to promote these mom and pop restaurants. That's really what the whole genesis of this was for me as chef, having my own restaurants that know how difficult it was, but there's a great APP and I don't have any part of the APP, but folks do. The APP are really cool, and they are pretty on point, and it's called Flavor town. Granted Flavor Down Trademark and all that is mine, but that's fine because they're doing such a good job and you can get it on your phone, so it's near. Tripoli joints to where you are or by state or by city name, and you go on there, and it'll give you the full rundown of the area. The website Blah Blah Blah Blah so. And I think it's still free, but definitely a worthy. APPA checkout or the Dan. You can also just call me. I I gave out your number to everybody to I. Hope so the lower third. When I did one time guy I gave out my home number and I was giving out the number for the the show for people to call in. I gave out my my home number. Like and I went wait wait, let and then all of a sudden people realize wait. What number did you give out? And all of a sudden? My Wife's getting phone calls. She's going up. People want to talk to you. They're calling the house I said up my Bam till I die. Yeah, so you'RE GONNA. Get a lot of phone calls and. That's good because you're a man of the people, you're the mayor flavor town. Well I tell you when it gets happy. I hope you'll be there for the result. I will be happy. I'm from Cincinnati so absolutely. Oh, that's why you had all the skyline. You make you make sense elite home. No, I get it. I get the frozen. Stuff sent in. You gotTA. Send me a link to that. Because we make it here, I'll put it together for my friends. She'll be with Julie Typically. Most people in the west of beans in it so for Texas beans, but SKYPE have to feats for anybody that doesn't know what this is. You order it in different levels of value went with cheese with onions, which the craziest five way. 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Learn more at T. MOBILE FOR BUSINESS DOT COM. I forgot to mention is with Guy Fieri. He created the restaurant Employee Relief Fund to aid restaurant? Workers left jobless by the pandemic so far he's helped. Raise nearly twenty four million dollars. So good stuff there. I was surprised by this number mclovin. I don't know if you are. We were talking about Cam Newton. In what kind of quarterback is he going to be with the Patriots? The run pass option, and how that's the future of the sport. The team that had the most RPO's. Last season. Kansas City chiefs. They had one hundred seventy two run pass options. Next on the list at one hundred fifteen Cleveland browns. Arizona third. The bears were fourth. Followed by the Texans, Eagles Packers Panthers Bills. Those numbers mean anything to make lava. Yeah, so it's like Andy Reid, how they count rpo's is Nick foles Carson wentz play. Andy Reid Matt Nagy. All his guys all run that play. Yes, Paulie pooh-poohed a little bit because Pu Patrick. Mahomes ran the ball forty three times last year. They run the the belly option there, but usually mahomes just drops back with the ball. Right so run pass option is not directly correlated how many times a quarterback run right? Look quarterback and dropped back and scramble. That's more like Russell Wilson Style. That doesn't mean. They run a lot ARPAIO's. So rpo is really. It's also blocking team, too. So the guys know what to do I, don't you just google it and yeah, so great? Running quarterbacks never ran the RPO like I. Don't think Kapernick don't. He might run the RPO. But. Yeah like judicially Michael. Vick drops back. Everybody comes forward, and he runs through. I, think nick had designed runs. Yeah, that's not an RPO. That's that's. A great point. Nine run is not an art. Peo because CAM had a lot of design runs in Carolina. This sports history I got one nine hundred seventy cents. Reds moved to their new home riverfront. Stadium stating before that Crossley field is a cool. Yes. Yes, it was so I remember being down the first base line, and Rick wise of the Philadelphia phillies was warming up and I could have reached out to touch him. He was that close to the stands, and they had a a net in left field. Their home run in left field was a net. They had a little. Terrace at. The stadium the B-. The outfield went up a little bit babe. Ruth famously fell down. In the outfield there and I think nineteen is final game final year. But it was, it was a small felt intimate. It was it was pretty cool, and then they moved into the big ashtray is what we called Riverfront. Stadium you look at it from the top, and it's an ashtray, and then Philadelphia followed suit. Then Pittsburgh follows suit. They just look like ashtrays. Nineteen, ninety-four, the US figure Skating Association stripped Tonya Harding of the ninety four national championship, and banned her from the Organization for life for an attack on rival Nancy Kerrigan. Hold on a second Paul wants to. She said she had nothing to do with the planning, but she knew about it afterwards didn't report it. That's what the story is. She didn't take part in the planning, but she didn't know that something was happening. She's always said that she didn't know. The attack was going to happen. Before it happened. She found out afterwards and and didn't do anything. Yeah, that's what she said. That's what she said. Come on. Let's keep positive. That's still one of those moments when people say Oh, which? Your favorite interview. I got some least favorite ones. Paulin wants talk to you. Oh, man made a skeptical boxes created. Where do you want to admit it or not? What? She said I'm not here to make a skeptical of my boxing career. Think you just did. Man. 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Crowning calories always got something going on whether it's giveaways or the blog helping you learn about washes they'll even take in your trade or by your watch from you. That's why we love him crowning caliber dot. Com for all your Secondhand Watch needs all right on this episode of the entire podcast very special episode today because we are celebrating the life and the spirit of my dearly departed French chef, Carl Ruis who died a year ago September twenty second of a of an an untimely heart attack. The chef was an inspiration to anyone who ever met him and today we have one of his best friends if not, he's his best friend. Chef Guy, fieri is on the program and we're talking about Karl we're talking about cars. We're talking about food and we're GONNA finish it up off with how to set up your kitchen at home for success. So a very special guest and someone I'm proud to call a friend chef guy fieri on the smoke tire podcast. Thank you for the time. The mayor of Flavor town is in the house. How are you? Sir, on the one year anniversary of the death of our friend Carl. Is that coincidence that this happened or did we plan at this? That you're on the show on the the one year anniversary. I mean, I don't like to ask my very famous friends for things including doing my show I think that's why I have famous friends. But considering we were coming up on the year I thought I might cash in my Karma chips with you. And ask you to do it and it's a coincidence that it's actually today that was based on your availability. Yeah. What a We had a bunch of people over here at the House yesterday and. I Miss Him I. Miss Him Every Single Day. It's such a I. Don't know if I told you but I had I've had some very unique experience inches. The. podcast with the headphones in suck. Your assistant told me that you're not into headphones and I figured it was because of the hair thing. No I'M NOT INTO The Bud Jin but I can't hear myself. Oh Yeah. Stage that will take you sound. You sound like someone I've heard before somewhere. It's old news. Gathering everybody last night or yesterday over here bunch of fence game and we're telling stories and Everybody's kind of sharing stuff. We sit on a great video. You Know Gloria is who's a yes person and so glorious really kept beating the drum and. Put the fantastic or wheezing tipping program. So today we're encouraging everybody to go out and eat and into tiffany big and I guess people magazine just picked it up and really oh, that's fabulous. I did it last night my wife and I did we went to the Ohio Valley in last night, which is a lovely little place in Ohi and we tipped one hundred and fifty percent on dinner in wrote using for life for reason, forever on the receipt and the the waitress was like. floored. It was great. Felt really. She know what the restaurant industry is served us in. So many ways in our society and it's these folks are just amazing. I've been restaurant business, my whole life and knowing especially with Kobe what happened A lot of people that are. You know single family got a lot of students. You got a lot of people that are working two jobs and the restaurant industry has really been that amazing opportunity for people and folks who don't have as much education really worked himself into a career on and on and on and Carl love the industry so much and he was such a even Carlton. Money. He was always tipping Big Bar Twenty Bucks for me. We just leave this. A very good. He going to a restaurant with Carl, was one of my favorite experiences because you know he liked to graze, he'd order everything on the menu at take two bites and he'd share it with the table next to him that they all thought he was nuts. And then and then the chef would come out who would always heard of him and then they find out he was there they start sending more food. It was just insanity to go out to dinner with Karl Man. It was there was nothing like it it was crazy. Now, the thing is, is he knew so much about food that he was able to sit there and I remember when we're going to a Chinese restaurant New York City and he was sitting there giving me the the nomenclature of the Gooey Duck. I'm like Carl, how you don't even know where you parked your car. You're able to break down for made the gooey. Duck. Just all Kanji, your own history of Khanjian. Yeah, he told me. You know he gave me a great book recommendation that I've read twice now is called what Einstein told his Cook easy familiar with that book. No, it's a really cool book that I think is it Karl probably studied a lot and it's just about the chemical compositions of food why certain food behaves different ways and it really is a very interesting thing. I recommend people call what Einstein told his Cook and there are two volumes. There's a volume one and a volume two. I'm in the middle volume two right now. Great books with Pictures. Drawings but yes, I'm always I'm always good when their pictures. So I've heard Karl's version of how he met you and how how that really changed his life. Can I get your version? I'm texting my assistant to get up. Okay. We've made an impression going get get this. No I. Love that anything has to do with food history and food united. Try to explain that people all the time about you know like you show me something in the world of food and I'll tell you I most likely know how it got there like why do we have sought? Why do we have sausage? Why do we have had? Geez why don't we have triple eight peppers? Why do we have butter? You know why do we have these things? The cheese you know because it all derived from not having refrigeration and having you know a plethora and how we're GONNA. Bokola salted on and on and on. So anytime I hear a book like this. They can give some herald big as a as a great probably I think the Bible of food but. what Karl Tell you because I. This came up yesterday when all the crew was here at the House and you've been here you came yeah I love Your House. Is The coolest your house told me so much about you as a person, not only how how warm and inviting you are because when I was there, you were having a party not just for Carl's friends but for the construction crew that had built your house and their families and I thought that was amazing. But your attention to detail in the house was incredible I WanNa talk about your kitchen. and. A little bit a love your house. But what Karl told me about meeting you is that after you had one food network star, he saw you on the street. He said, he said that you were going to be the future and could he take you to to launch or something like that and and he impressed you over lunch and you ended up giving him a job? Is that close? It's not. It's close it a little more factual than what? Our boys were talking about yesterday So. What had happened is a gun Italian restaurant in Chelsea and had a macho China one of my favorite dishes with the jolly with the peak your with the pork cheat done in a spicy sauce and walk them back and I'm walking back to the hotel and I see this Here's this kids Cuban music going on in this restaurant that was the restaurant called Sodom Kuwata where Carl was. So I go there just kinda peaked my head in there to see what's going on and there's Cuban music play which I love the music and I sit down at the bar. When I think I'm having you know. Fear something and up comes Carl and he's four right in my face. 'cause you remember just how. I. Had One. Guy Won the show you you want you on the show and he knew everything about me I mean he could cause. You know what I mean. He was so mice. Yeah. SMART. You remember the things he wanted to remember. Yeah, and he's like, Yeah Yeah. No, he's hoping and California and Texas Sabi Restaurants. Let. Me Ask you something I said no I. Thank you. Thank you. I was actually a little worried about how seeing this guy was. Just, eat and I'm like, no. Okay. So he comes up and he brings up or not as brings this this this pork shank in this whole thing and I'm like, Dude, I'm not hungry. Okay. And they bring the snapper. You're killing me. And and we it's every time I would come back to town. You know coming down to shoot shows. I would run I'd go see Carl because his the restaurant was maybe a block from the food studios. and. So we gotta gave buddies and then he was having some trouble things are working on at the restaurant that at listen what's coming California I got a new restaurant concept opening watch them do this. So That's how it all came about. But no from day one he was in my face. Yeah. Making sure that but he just such a you know just the neatest that's got some great pictures of us when we were young and that's one of my favorites right there. He was just like it's for a guy who's job it was to make food. You've never met someone who was just so good. You know present company excluded sorry guy but at broadcasting I mean what a natural broadcaster especially in. Radio format because he had to go long you know he couldn't do it in two seconds although he had. He had every one liner you know ready to come up. Okay would it was I saw this town in early on I mean the whole thing about how it all came about is. I could see the energy i. saw the energy I knew how witty he was a new food crowd was massive this whole thing and I'm really the only thing. I'm really remiss about matters that I mean a lot of things but is that he never got his own show and we tried several times to pull some things off and it was not. It was going to happen I mean it was going to be. Awesome Yeah we just the Carl show would would it could have been the best show ever it really could because all you had to spin them up point a camera at it was not difficult. It was very, very easy. My favorite moment. Triple. Triple G moment. What's what holding? that. Acting fire extinguisher filled with milk. Oh. No No, no no, it's not. It's not growth when you think what's going on Oh chicken wings is this chicken wing Hey Carl hated car Carl couldn't handle spice Oh. Yeah. I remember the people. Yeah. People think that because he's like. Cuban Cuban spicy by it's pretty bland actually show I mean good vinegar and good. There's good flavor talking the wrong I love Cuba. But facing the only Latin food, the choice spicy I think is is Mexican or the mainland. So I would put him in the spicy episodes. And it was just comedy relief. One Oh one that's all we did was laugh and so he would eat something spicy anything to drink. So every time something would happen like I gave him the helmet, the helmet of metal. Remember. Milk Domino. One, on my desk this is my. Fire Extinguisher. Good. That is him getting I mean look at it. Look how far away it hold it. Hold it closer the camera. He's got right right in the face. He looks like you kind of really needs it to. He's not resistant in East I, I. I mean we had. He had milk out of a gigantic baby bottle. He had milk in so many different ways. I think. One of my favorites though was Carl on the radio like you said, Carl on the radio, his voice, his dictation, his his vocabulary, his accent, his laugh. You. Know I just love listening to him like explain shit like I, remember him on a episode of once where he broke down the hierarchy of criminals and at what levels the cops actually allow them to continue committing crimes and like he knew way too much about this. But it was very UCLA. He didn't know what was bullshit. What wasn't because he was so convincing. It didn't really matter while. It was so funny. I didn't care. It was great. That our. And Carl. An Alex Shelley with opie is like my favorite two hours of radio like ever recorded man. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm GonNa tell you something about. I thought I furiously had hurt myself laughing I thought I'd pulled the fact. There's I I. I was on the floor. I mean I couldn't, and and the thing was is I don't know if you know the whole premise of the story, but we were talking about Karl catering in his in his car. Yeah. Yeah. I think these big trays of chicken in a hotel and Aluminum Hotel Pan and going around the corner and the chicken spilling out. Oh, how Rhode? Chicken breast squirts out the side of the catering trade end up underneath your seat. And Penny gets set to it. Back in the hotel chain people were at the wedding going. ooh, this has any. Chicken. tastic dish called Penny. Win What Carl would start laughing and I was laughing and. Laughing was killed when he came to my wedding, turned our food into other food like He. Has Table, they were eating something that was completely different than the rest of us were eating. He had taken all the food and rearranged into other shit that he was running around like stuffing his people's face here. Eat this. I'm like Karl we're not even serving this. Where did you get this? He's like I. Made It with what with what you had like okay. Trump exactly. Exactly was can I ask? One of the things I admire most about guy is that you've got at least three television shows three that I can think of off hand how many restaurants are you running right now? Not The restaurants are tough because of code, we're just getting back online but I think before Kovic started we were Eighty. Yeah. A Lot. How you know you're doing television you're traveling. One of your shows is a road show. How do you do all this and stay sane level-headed remain a nice person to all the charity you. Where did you come up with all those? Sane level. It's shrouded yourself with great people. have an amazing team I. Just have an amazing team of from my wife and our kids, my parents and my buddies to. My culinary team to my. Ranch team you name it just got really have a a very blessed blessed to have so many great people around and That's synergy of it's not just you know thirty people doing it there when we were collectively together, it's a thousand people getting it done. So you know we've got a lot of really dynamite people that make this happen and and I try to make sure that I share the opportunity and everything doesn't have to be guys way you have a lot of people that have a lot of great ideas and that doesn't always have to be you know it's the the name of the band is Guy Eighty or knuckle sandwich but everybody collectively gets to write the music and create the ideas and the energy, and we try to make sure that I you know not everybody's doing the same job so. It's But no, I'd say I saw you I saw you tape an episode of Guys Grocery Games and and what impressed me the most about it was what a would calm. Kind of quiet. You Know Organiz said it was You seem to be hosting an show running at the same time, which is hard enough but everyone just kinda like new what to do next I mean is that just the product of twenty what five six seasons of this show or is it? Is there some other special secret? I think that you know. Given the same consideration of a racecar pain. You you know what the objective is. You bring people in that are real pros. You establish the curriculum in the guidelines and you ask everybody to do their job one, hundred, ten percent. And then it gets it gets done but you have to be willing to write the. Script, the structure, the stout you have to establish. All, the different pieces that have to happen. So I was trying to give you some cool racecard terminology for you your child I got it but but you know if you ever get a chance to go watch voyeurs team, go over the wall. Yeah. In the middle of the NASCAR race when everything's on the line and they're dealing with every facet from you know death to success to safety you all this stuff happens and everybody does it great? Yeah. Hit crews and film crews and really good kitchens. There's a lot of parallels there for sure. Thank you very much. I should have just said that shut no no, no, we you know. The people are here to hear hear your words today. Guy. Not. Even. Know. What it is, it is people. He what it is. I think too often. People go around assuming people should get it. And assuming people should. Have and This is the example that I've used team forever and I'll use an example peyton manning. Great quarterback phenomenal quarterback. What are the best? Manning's quarterback forever. Payment anyone to the NFL and many broke records. But peyton manning always had quarterback coach. And I'd say. Don't you think you figured out how to play the quarterback no because you need to have continue calibration calibration and continued focus and refocus and and perspective, and it's all these things and so we have to be a great team continued to. Evaluate ourselves. Continue to recalibrate ourselves continues, and so I tell them whenever you think that we're going over something again for the fiftieth time. It's because we're going take football players in practice. Why did they practice the whole week before they go to the game you know they haven't been doing don't billions of dollars also coaches guy. Who Coaches Guy. Everybody coaches guy everybody I try to and I'm also my you know I'm all also my Weirdo My disciplined is. Young I mean I know how you? Make actress math make sure I. Don't you know I. Don't eat myself up and they don't internalize too much and go but no, my dad, my dad is my. He's my mic he's my corner man. He's my he's my he's my my wife too. I mean and my friends and my kids my my you know my coo, my read strathern Chef Anthony White for. A coaches. Please don't ever bite. Your tongue. They calling you about cars. You know I can sit here and theorized that I'm going to get whatever whatever whatever and but what I chose to do is call you and get the real authority on what's going on with that and I always seem. To really employ. The. People in the friends and the and the opportunities they had around me to make. You know make the best decisions I. Can there you go I like I like that you know where to go for cars I like this can we talk about? Can we talk about cars for a minute? I. Think I think the most unfair thing in a two two guy is that is that the Internet can will never forget the picture of him with the Yellow cars and I've been in his garage and that's not honest. Now it's not how it's not a current reflection. So tell me about your your relationship with cars. Guy. I was standing. Opening of my first restaurant. Week number two. Restaurants packed. One of my best friends from college with me we're standing there. Think bags Bagley to Ryan. says. Look at you man you did it. You Open your first restaurant. And he said you're going to be really successful and you're the only reason you're going to be successful. It just so you can pay for all the shit that you want. That just so you can have all these cars that you want. and. It was an ongoing joke is a you know a of my car passion and I had I don't know where it is. Little Seventy Chevelle die cast metal buy it from the back of the magazine you know four payments and fifty nine. Yeah that was my first. That was my first Chanel that I had. was honest chevelle hunt forever like five years and I saved all my money. In a in a boot in my closet. and. Then I had money to buy my Chevelle and opened my first restaurant. So the money had to go to that. They saved all my money again, and then we had our first son. And so finally I saved the money again came up with enough money to go buy my first hot rods by by my first chanel. and. I just love. I mean people will come over here and say I mean I've got. Two. Cars. Like this car has Five years old. Like. Yeah like you don't drive them all. It's an I drive them. But I it's not like I have to stare at the one piece of artwork on the wall. You know I it's art to me I mean I walk out there and Shit my my gym is is filled with the cars and workout and I and I have my you know car sitting next to me. You guys got a cool garage slash Jim and his place stars. But. So the is that yellow the yellow Chevelle was your first one. Yeah and you still got guy. Yeah I told the guy when I bought it from. I never would have bought a yellow card, my wife matter. Of fact, I didn't go look at the car because it was yellow. This is true. So I don't know if you want all this bullshit I'll talk to you now. Did you guys? You guys can edit this out. So everybody knew I was looking for chanels guy everybody knows I had been up and down the coast California looking for shells and I didn't have a lot of money I. Think I had like fifteen thousand bucks or something I you know but this is also Ninety seven. So she's nineteen ninety seven So I'm looking around for these sales and a buddy of mine. Tony Lopez calls me and says, Hey, I just saw in the newspaper the cars were newspapers I saw the newspapers Chevelle for cell it's a seventy one big block four-speed. Yellow and then my dad and I saw that but I don't want yellow he goes well, you gotta go look at it at least get a perspective on what the cars. I drive up. It was my wife. Hunter. Was To. Drive up. And there's yellow chevelle sitting there yellow with black stripes and I just died I couldn't believe it was the coolest yellow. Wasn't this yellow. Went. On In it's called, it's got a terrible name to it's like, sunflower yellow. Ironically enough. There's a story behind that and I had the whole article and everything about that car in about how many were made of that yellow luck? Let's a factory yellow I. Didn't realize that the factory yellow Oh. Cool after yellow. So. Let's see. Original Bench seat factory yellow the head the Muncie m twenty, two rock crusher in it. Twenty two or twenty one which I don't know crusher any I don't know. Here's the story cycle look at the car. Look at the car. And I go home and Didn't. Talk about it and she said. Are you GONNA do about this car you're GONNA buy the CAR I. Don't have enough money I. Think the Guy Wanted to twenty bucks at ten thousand. She said, well, you need to get the car so you can knock it off. You can quit you know obsessing about this car thing. So. Call. Partner mid these restaurants together and I said Hey can I twenty five, hundred bucks from you? You know get a lot of money man nineteen, Ninety, seven I don't Lewis owner you know and he says yeah okay. So we drive over to the guy's house that has the car and he's a baker at Costco. And he has to sell the car because he and his wife who passed away. He built the car together and his new wife doesn't want him to have the car. She wants a Harley Oh here's motivation. Now we're talking hey, now we've got negotiating power. Weird? Yeah. That's the car right there. I still have all those cars I have every car, but the big forty, five, the Kodiak I don't have. You still have all of them. Oh I guess he's got to spread. You got other cars to other cars aren't yellow now. Yeah thirty M long story short the gopher ride in the. K.. Driving. The car around my business partner myself and the owner of the car. And all of a sudden I realized that in my passion to get in this car for a drive, I have left the twelve to fifteen thousand dollars on the dashboard of my pickup truck in front of the out. Dykes. okade. We screen back to the guy's house. I'm positive someone stole the money. Maybe it's my bench seat in my truck blindster's your. We sit there. And, tell the Guy Guy needs to now it's just not enough man it's. Not. A Business Berger says, Hey, buddy guy that's normal to do this but. If I give three thousand dollars more, we sell them the car police it's we're losing him. He's. Far for losing him, the guy says, the guy in my business partner is pretty crafty guy. He gives them the money holding the money. Is just hang on sick. Gives me the money goes inside brings his wife out. He says All right. How? About you give gift certificates to your restaurant for the balance. You got it whatever you want. To the Iran into the guy several times really neat guy named his name is John and I ran into him several times and I told him actually told him in that car about the car. I've never solve problems. I'll be living in the car before over Salva car. And as the car developed through the years, you know I did a frame off I repainted it. You know got per pick that I. Mean You name it I've done something to it so. I like I liked that story a lot. That's a good story and is that I mean is that how how you ended up with all those other yellow cars to just to match that one to sort of became your thing? Don't know weird shit random they're. They're at bear Jackson and it's my it's my birthday and there's a sixty-nine stingray. You know four, twenty, seven, it's getting ready to go to auction and. How can you not? Tell us what I when I went in your garage the when I was at your house last year and you said you said, yeah, no more no more yellow and no more convertibles. Done which I understand, you get famous for either of those things. I actually remember that that's funny. I don't know I'm all over the board right now like I'm looking at a Khuda right now I gotta go on to diversify. You gotta you know maybe get a Khuda. in seventy seventy one thing really do want to seventy seven transam. Oh Man, those are coming up man everybody wants a screaming chicken right now and they are coming up. He better get on one quick before. I'm all I'm all over the board I love cars I. I if I could park inside the House I would. When you kind of you kind of your garage. Finished like like a home, it's pretty it's pretty epic. Actually I'm ver- credibly about. Four I think more I wanted to be twice there's a buddy of mine here in town they build a build investi bills got one of the greatest car collections I've ever seen in my life. and. I if I said to him one time I said I just build my house at the center of this car garage he's got. Five hundred cars. Oh, Jesus. Next Matic semi take you there. I'll make a special trip for that one. It was bill and CAROL DIM busty or guy. Bill and Carroll Shelby. They gave me my Cobra Oh bill and Carol were in business in Carroll started making the cobras out of south. Africa and we got to meet Caroline become friends with them. I. Got a picture of him right there on my wall but we were And so that's that's one of my favorite. That's got a monster for twenty seven. Carol did. Survey was chilly more importantly. Carol. Did Services Chilly and yes carol and I it's great because I have one of my favorite pictures of the in the garage right Gar is a is a picture of Carol wearing his knuckle sandwich. Jacket. Also. That's killer. Yeah. I I. Definitely keep their. How'd you like to Chile? Carol Carol, could've made me you know. And we actually had an appeals house I Cook Digging Carol Chilly. I went to that to the terling Chili. Cook. Off for Carol's eighty fifth birthday as part of a thing with Ford and it was bad ass man that little place lingua is so far in the middle of nowhere there's one police officer for the whole county. So you'd see the cop just drive the other way and you go. Okay. Well, they're over there now so the street races are that way and everybody would just bring out there shelby's rates on the street. It was absolutely ridiculous. It was so silly but like everything in that whole town was shelby shelby shelby. Three stores. Such a neat I, who such an amazing story and and. I. Didn't saw forces Ferrari and. I. Just. A. Conflict on which more. Great Flick horrible ending Oh. Yeah. You know it's depressing. I was like Batman. I wanted one like. Carroll about this but Now, what are the guy that you ever got a chance really talked to him and just a very sweetener endearing very knowledgeable very Just a really I thought they did a good job at that. They made. Matt Damon. Little Short. No, I thought Christian Christian Bale just like killed Ken Miles and actually I got to tell you I really like how they. How realistic the portrayal of. His crash was I. think that that That sort of you know just another day at the track just testing going about your business sitting in a lawn chair with a hat kind of half covering your head waiting for the driver to come back with notes, and then you just hear that kind of Thud. I you know I really felt that that was such A. It's really if if you've ever seen a big crash on the side of a race track like that, it's like kind of how it happens. You know I thought that was a real moment. Yeah I I love the movie and didn't know that history of movie to that degree but I tell you that it. It's tough when it's a movie like that 'cause people I don't like cars. You know I don't like racing. GotTa Watch it. There's so much more to people story yeah people. Story. It was pretty amazing. Yeah Yeah Hey. What the The Red Camaro you use triple D.. Is there any story with that or is it just a prop car that? What do you? I think you chose it but I don't think you have any particular attachment to it if I had to take a guess. least, you're not psychic. GonNa make any money working at the fair with that one man well. Below. that. So so here's your here's what happened when we first started triple. D.. The way the show got started as we did a one hour pilot and we the production team, the production company at the time, which wasn't the the producer we went around to all these different cities around the country. And shot the location. And contacted the local car company or local car clubs and said, do you have a car we can borrow. And so we drove a variety of drove a Khuda drove I actually drove a Ford Mustang which you know, I'm not a four guys. We drove a we drove my Chevelle my yellow Chevelle was in the show when we shot here in California. And we drove one of the cars we drove was a sixty seven Camaro small block. So, with the show got picked up and we had to have convertible because a lot of the shot was being inside the car you watch your show, you watch a movie or anything they have to light inside of the Car to light people's faces because the coupe you can't. Yes. The. Worst convertible we'd never convertible to be able to hold the camera. So the camera guy could ride with me in the car and we had to have a convertible. So we could have light on the face do long shop and you get that critic crane makes a crane shot possible as well. You can get you can get Jackley exactly. Yeah. All those things considered when the show got picked up, producer called me and said, okay what kind of car do you want to drive I said well, come on nothing better than that. Read. and. Was it. We show up about a month later to go shoot the show he went and bought the actual Red Camaro. Cheese, you about that exact car and the car wasn't in the best condition and it used to drive me crazy it because the car would stall and your crowds of people were going to be there and on and on and on. So when we trade, we change production companies and I became the EP along with the me. No citizen pictures you now does it when we did that I said, okay hold hold up. Handled I will take care of. Mean My. So. I. Went and found a RS SS sixty eight. Speed Putin and. Did the whole thing. Did the whole thing went through the whole car and Choppy. Into two, thousand, twelve, nine, hundred, Sixty, eight. Still. Getting a little choppy there. At your call. Lear here. Okay. Cool. Sorry. I basically heard I. heard that you put a two thousand twelve powertrain into a sixty eight Camaro is that pretty much what you just said. You got a little choppy I say okay. So yeah. So it works for television. Excellent. No I mean everything about that car is a thousand percent dun-rite. It's It's a monster I mean this thing it's a classic rims on it that are custom one off built widened. They're supposed to fifteen interim and I think these are eighteen you're seventeen. Yeah. The old look fit the good tires. Yeah. Yeah Cool. What else is in the chef Fioretti personal collection these days I know you've got some trucks. It's your toys. He can just go to see ten one time long bed. six. Seventy. with a With just put headers on it. GotTa. Love anytime. You can put on long-term really really make get the job done. They really make it work bringing free altogether. Got got a minute. My probably my daily driver is my one ton diesel duly show GMC. It's my I love that I bought it too hard rescue trailer around I build a forty foot long rescue trailer that I- custom built. It's a it's a kitchen and we use it to go handle these disasters that we have here in northern California So when I built it, I had to get something big to haul it with. So I went and got the the one ton. And it's just on the verge of being not the right truck. So then freightliner came through and gave me a medium duty them I swang we all now. With you're building forty eight foot kitchen truck or trailer, are you starting with like a race hauler what you start? So we we were to do it wrong back. We were going to do it wrong which I've done a lot of wrong. Okay. I've done a Lotta Shit where you go it's like when you're putty went and put the blower on the Vega. Yeah You. Got The car and he just keeps pumping money into a bad. Ditch and sixty seven impala. You started with a better canvas. Yeah. We call it to we call it tuning out of class. Okay well, I've done my fair share of that Shit. So we were we were sitting around on a Sunday. We were talking about getting this rescue workers. We're having stars we have some smaller trailers. big barbecue trailer, wood-fired Pizza trailer. But when we're trying to feed thousands and thousands of people wasn't working so. saw. Online. This carnival trailer where they were doing who'd bending out of it and it was you know forty seven feet long and had all kinds of stuff we wanted on it, and so I sent one of my guys down to look at it in Central Valley and he said you know God's one hundred grand for it and probably going to be fifty granted to get it up to speed and. Mike. I get the manufacturer. Let's just call the manufacturer things. You know. So a called manufacturer back in Georgia talking to the Guy The guy knew who I was and there we started from scratch and build the trailer. They build all the equipment and then they build a trail around the equipment. So sometimes get him get the equipment and I started planning this designing this with this guy, and he says today's nobody has jammed. That would sit. Trailer it's awesome. I mean I have a sky deck observations sky deck. Four TV's full Stereo System Friars tilt skillet Big Mixer Freezer Fridge huge smoker. You know we've been able to feed like just last week or a couple of weeks ago we went and Fed Two thousand firefighters that's so sad clouding the blazes. So yeah. That's how close are you at your home and ranch to the to the fires? Will last year we're in right here to the backyard. Crazy we stayed we stayed in a bunch of my buddies and a bunch of my guys on my team. This year we had fires all around us again. To the ranch, it's burned the ranch before it's burned. Burned sixty acres and my wife and I were in Croatia. And the big fire came and of my friends and my dad, all drove to the ranch and stayed at the ranch for three days and taught the fire right there on the on the road of the ranch screwing raising the acres. Yeah. So. Fortunately fortunately, this year it didn't it didn't hit US real hard but I'll tell you something man it is scary stuff and I those firefighters are their superheroes. They're just amazing. I don't know next time you see a first responder firefighters you give them a hug I'm a cup of coffee by him around and drink something. The Shit that we watched when it came down through here, burner solar panels up everything was on fire and these are just cool calm and collected, and they're like wait for it. Wait for it makes no water right now because we're pumping water out of the pool. Yeah you know with what's called a trash pump. You know blowing down this you know and they just like you would use if your basement was flooded kind of thing, right? Yeah. This is a little bit more aggressive as two hundred gallons amid. Blown firehoses you know and we've learned a lot from it. Like we you. We have we have six hundred goats and we used goats to for weed abatement to keep the weeds down. So fire came through there was nothing to burn, and that's what we've been doing it. The ranch had the ranch you know forever, and so we were a really good space. The firefighters were actually. said they stay and help just because we'd take it so seriously about how we took care of our property, go making defensible space but Yeah. So after that, we're like I might or form and DISCO Hey, you go get to trash bumps you get him on trailers you get all the hoses everything that we need. So in the event that this is going to happen. We're ready to rock and roll. So we have one at the ranch and we have one. One Yeah it's impressive. Yes. This is crazy. How what we have to do to prepare for this kind of stuff right now I mean it's It's not that it's like it's so predictable like you know it's going to happen again, you're going to need that trash pump. You're not buying that and it's going to collect dust. You're going to be pulling that fucking thing out every year. Scary everybody everybody had to get certified and send me a video of them knowing how to run the track everything That's a good idea. All the guys. Yeah. Everybody had to do it and we did it with propane. So we didn't have a bad gas issue So we got propane tanks, but it's great because they're kind of like little rickshaw carts. It can hook up to the side by sides and get around or it has a handle on it. It's two guys WANNA get. Old Fire. I. The everybody was on it we'll pulling it down the streets like fire brigades. Going down. The railroad. Track. That's crazy. Yeah. I have I have here at the building we've got an auxiliary re pump that I have to plug into this thing if we lose power and it's a flood and it's a big problem. Yeah but. Man trailer-mounted fire pumps is not something. I bet. You thought we dealing ever Jacqueline. That's crazy man that's crazy. Are you are you back in production? Yet? I know you kind of have your own production company in your own facilities. Can You? Can you make shows right now? So we started as soon as Kobe hit I came to my whole team and I said listen. Go out do triple, D.. And we really need to inspire people to eat out I. Mean. Hence. Our Buddy Cuban today. So we started shooting triple D. takeout. So what does I contacted I contact all my some of my favorite triple Detroit's as listen hunter and writer IRA at home, and we've been eating what we've been eating forever. So how you do me a favor said seventy seven year you know me some fish from Hawaii are boy reno and Charter people started sending to us, and so we'd get them sending to partially cooked or partially prepared. We're shooting a GOPRO. Go pros all over riders. Got The he's got the go pro one. We just took a TV and put it up there on the patio and did a zoom second and that's how the whole thing got going and the ratings blew up that. So also we shot another. Shot probably twenty of them. Really Oh. We're so great. And then we're in the process right now of doing. So that was triple D. delivery or triple D. takeout where they set the food us in the we took the here and now we created triple. G. Guy's grocery games delivery. So where people order their groceries down having delivered to the doorstep for Joe to the front door. So that's what we did. So hunter and I put the boxes together of the ingredients, send it to the chefs, high houses around the country, and then do a big conference video conference with them, and then we give them the challenges but they play in their own home. So just started shooting the. Perfect show perfect show for Carl because Carlo is used to say I love cooking on TV because if I tell you it tastes good you have no choice but to believe You wait till. You see the air air. Air You'll hear how many times we call it the Cuban. You because here's what happens. There's nobody there to judge it. Bite it when the ship takes vitamins they have to sell what's going on. The example I say. Carl would have one that he would every time. I love cooking on TV because if I tell you, it's delicious. You have no choice but to believe me, I'm so glad that so much content of the last three or four years exists still on the Internet of Carl. At least once a week, I watch his old youtube channel where he just sits there with an iphone eating fast food at commenting on it I think there is no more authentic quality content on the Internet that it's the it's the most honest that content is when he sits McDonald's and goes. The fish volunteered for this sandwich. filet of fish, and then in the next breath eats a French fry and he goes. Any, five star chef in the world would be proud to serve this French fry you know talking about McDonald's FRY, which is approaching I, think the democracy of food you know what I mean the the the objectivity of McDonald's can make something delicious that other chefs will envy but also this Disgusting Fish Sandwich I think is one of the things I I really I really liked about him you know it wasn't all five star Snooty stop and it wasn't just you know worship of the the greasy spoons either it was a healthy balance you know. Carl's which is what you get. Yeah and then and then a little bit creepy. freaky. Shit underneath. With just a hint of crime maybe. Just to hit deprive. Wacko. Food is an interesting thing. It food opens the door to all kinds of worlds. Right? You know everybody eats. Be Common it's common denominator of all people. Yeah. It's the common. It's the common denominator. Got All that. Got Going there and get big son something. It's all right. Yeah. You're highlighting you like like an angel you've really got. Saintly Halo. no foods, Yukon. All people. You might not seem sports like the same topics as a loves food. Food and I think that that's What I love about you know, of course, I want to be a rock star and I wanted to be. Wanted to do Rodeo when I was a kid on cars and those kinds of stuff that I want to do and fortunately for me the common denominator of. Loving. You have cooking I. Get to meet all the rockstars and have all I the middle of it, and that's a really it's a really fun thing and it's It's all I've ever been good at. So I think that's Horse Shit Guy Because you are show runner fucking director you you're eating barrier decorator. You know you you worked on the design of your home's that awesome round bar of yours. It's like the coolest building I've ever been in. I. Love that Shit Cool Building. It's a cool building. Yeah. I, think I think don't don't sell yourself short I wanNA. Let you do short judge. Able you have right there is money. Isn't that Nice? That's alive edge black walnut table with the lakes and rivers kind of resin fill. I've always wanted a table like this and now we have one row. We make that. So we have all of our counters in the House are from Amish Barn would that we took and we'd gone and make this of stuff and we just finally finished the poolhouse and we did all live edge. It's dope business. Redwood Oh my God that's Gorgeous I. Love this I I didn't personally make it but a friend of mine did make it. Yeah. It was made for me for this room. Yeah. It's cool needs to be blood he selling them. Yeah. His name is Mickey Iwosaki and you can find them at sunset projects on instagram. He's out of San Diego Great Dude this there you go. There you go mickey how that setup out there dry. Guy Guy Guy Drives Commerce man. That's what triple does. Triple D. makes restaurant owners money that show works. We've done. Fourteen almost fifteen hundred locations. That's so crazy. We've been doing it for a long time I. It's funny. I was I'm on my cousins was having a going away party and and all of his college friends were on there and it's so funny when these young college students go. I grew up watching your show with my parents. taught. Awesome. You Know Yeah Great. Show has has been able to do what it's been able to do, and there's so many great people that make that happen and it just it's like what in the restaurant lottery I mean? It's it's no restaurants can ever afford to have that much advertising that much yeah those your you know here's a bunch of guys loaded into the show shooting tomorrow when as a walking and all walking right now wearing weasing shirts. Oh, we'll see my shirt. I'm wearing I'm wearing the shirt right now I'm wearing today the the don't trust your own taste chances are you have none shirts that we made? I set one to your house. Did you get it? Pile of them we we were we were wearing watch minded. People were stealing them and I have and I've got the I've got the releasing wristband today which I got from you, which is very a lot of people have asked me where to get that I was like well, you gotta get it right from guy it's kind of a thing. On I've had this on. I've never taken it off. The whole time. Good for you. You are you are the friend of a friend's you're you're you're a G. before. Before I. Let you go I really appreciate your time. I know how busy you are your. You always take the time for me whenever I call you. I'm still stuck on that that electric forced by them I think you should buy tycoon I. I told you that and I will tell you again that you should buy tycoon I. Really always worried about first editions I. Agree I totally agree with you I think you should buy one next year. Let's stay. Let's stay on that but I do video was Africa I. Mean I don't know. So many people onto it But I I do need to get one and we been we're here in California, where the Land Tesla and I think Tesla's are awesome. But boy your video of you drive in that way way way. Different thing. Yeah. It's a different thing you got A. Test drive if you test drive that'll really. Yes I know. I know do you know do you know the comedian Thomas Agoura? You met him? I know the name I got him. I got him hooked up with MC McLaren for the weekend, and now he's like he's just ready to spend his entire life saving. Drug Miami is definitely a I am. What I do is I have an ongoing. Flirt with cars that I'm always working a deal some. There's always something I gotTA K Five Blazer being built right now in we want. Kids staring out the I have a case by blazer being built down in Arizona. Now, that's a big block supercharge frame off monster that we're going to build run on thirty seven and just. So I have a sixty four Cadillac that I've been Nell Dorado that we've been or bill that we've been working on for seven years. I just I just got my supercharge charger put in my sixty four Lincoln Continental. Spending pandemic wisely, you're on the. Cars that I've had. All. I got. Carson. I haven't driven in five years. Oh. My God you have. Different area codes. You you. You are a married man with hose and different area codes for sure. It so my Chevelle are coming back this week I've to matching chevelle seventy one big blocks. One convertible one hardtop. just just amazing and they get in one yellow and one's block. He's got he's got rods in every fireman every fire before I let you go when I went to Your House your kitchen. I have told so many people how amazing your kitchen was, and obviously you're you and not everybody would have a restaurant grade kitchen in their home the way you do, but I was so impressed and I wanted to ask you for the home chefs out there what what are like a couple of just quick easy tips to get the most bang for your buck improvement in your home kitchen. What, what are some musts a home kitchen to really get to the next level if you could swing it the number one thing that people I think fail at in designing their kitchen. Is Enough counter space. To be able to do their means plus to be able to cook. Because when you're tripping over yourself to get stuff done and you move and stuff, it just complicates things. And the setup to cooking is so much of the whole game. You know it's the it's all the in a car here. The prep work on the car is is what makes the difference of the paint job is right? Totally totally so Like that high tide that in. Your mouth. So enough counter space to work on. BTU's Stove I. Mean you got to get the BTU's up there? let's see your British thermal unit. That's how hot does the burner. I'm not a monotonous induction guy. I'm not an electric guy gas guy you know it's gotta be. It's gotta be it's gotTa be tons of be to find whatever you're GONNA to buy just make sure it's got a lot of BTU's guy stove gets has the biggest fucking flame on it. I've ever seen in a home style. He pulls out we're sitting there and I go what the fuck is this gigantic stove and he goes you all some and he pulls a lobster tail out of the fridge when I tell you cooked fucking lobster tail like thirty seconds. Amazing. The flame was enormous. It was like concentric. So sick. Amazing Thirty Kicks six thousand BTU USED A. Way Way you broke up how many say that? Again, what's the math there? Thirty, six, thousand, thirty, six, thousand, two, US per burner the average home kitchen stove is twelve to fifty. He's got the power than w you got the power yeah. Oh It'd have I made mistakes and had things over there simmering and big that I've got enough time to go run do something and come back and has pot. A. Did. Do. We have to take the smoke alarm. That's also. Another. One. That you really important one is pedals. Yeah, that's that was Carl. Carl told me car when he was in my kitchen he goes 'cause 'cause I gotta get Jonah Title Game GotTa. Get on the pedal game 'cause I priced it out. The pedals are fucking expensive guy. Really Go. When I go to buy my car, am I going to go to the lot and just buy it or am I gonNA call my buddy, my buddy math and Yeah. I see I see what you're laying down here I see what you're laying down. Simone I'M GONNA call my friends Sheffi Eddie over here. He's GonNa make some pedals appear. I. Think that kitchen designs get? Kids I mean food is the epicenter and I think that. We spend as much I. Bet you we spend more time. As, a family and our kitchen we've been in the other room besides. Sleeping me to one hundred percent. So it takes time and really design what your flow of your food is and where you're at and how things work and Just you know I. I think that basics are better than. Didn't Split Sinks. You know I, think that you get more use out of the sick. You can't things in a split sinks suck. Big Basin. He's as someone who? Grew up in a kosher, a neighborhood. I know how badly split syncs up. We're. We're getting ready to do a Hanukkah addition of triple gene delivery. So you got some great chefs coming in for that. Good. You know tonight to honor Carl in my home. When he came to visit me here, the day I decided to buy a Lamborghini Carl was here and he made a Mozzarell- soup and my kitchen that he made from like nothing he made it from just like shit that was around. And I go Carl, what do you know about multiple? He goes 'cause. 'CAUSE I. Want Triple G on a panel full of Jews fuck I know about my. I don't know if you could confirm that guy was there an incident where Carl made a multiple soup and WANNA panel full juice Either way. To the Cuban. Listen details. The details interrupted good story, right? Yeah. But he made the soup and I didn't write it down and so it took me like eight tries from memory to make it correctly. The way that he did I finally can do it right and I wrote it down and so we're GONNA make the Cubans Matsu ball soup tonight and we're going to serve it with hot dogs because that's what That's what car would have done. Beauty. Why Not Guy. I can't tell you how much I appreciate your time both today and a year ago when you invited me into your home I, can't tell you how much I appreciate that all the food questions I used to texts Carl about that. We're really dumb. I can now text you out. And you have. I'll be sending you back the same questions about cars dude the lines are open. The lines are open. It's always here man Thank you to you for joining us and say hi to hunter and Ryder and the whole family and and stay safe with the fires out there for everyone out there guys restaurant Workers Relief Fund where can they find information on that guy. Well you know the fund has been I shouldn't say the fund has been stopped. But after we did it, we raise twenty four million dollars. And it was It was kind of that thing where everybody told me I was crazy which I've heard a lot in my life but I said, no, we're really gonNA raise a bunch of money and I sent I said forty three messages to all the top CEO's that have anything to do with the restaurant industry? Coke Pepsi Know Vodka Uber. cargill you name it I, sent him a video individually and said, here's what's going on. We need some help. People jumped in and people helped at people gave them a bunch of money and we gave out over. Forty thousand. He got up to fifty, thousand, five, hundred dollar grants three five, hundred dollar grants to restaurant employs now zero. Six million people without jobs but at least fifty thousand people. Yeah, something. I've run into so many restaurant employees that have come up to me and said, I got I got the money. I, got the money. Thank you So it was It was an amazing program but like I'm saying everybody right now, I think the best way we can support our industry one is gone big. You know these these wrestlers, you only need it to delivery due to go. Use the delivery services or go oakdale There's you know now we couldn't because back it. So restaurants in Oakland. So you had the money and you wanted to help and there was nothing to do go to the fun. Now we're saying to folks please go to restaurants please go to restaurants gift certificates go to restaurants in by by. Somebody else meal go you know whatever but that's that's I think the best way to be the best way to help folks, right? Yeah. For sure. I agree man thanks and we when we sold these t shirts Cuban we ended up, we donated all the proceeds. It was about fourteen thousand we donated two guys relief fund back in in March we. Yeah and it's it's just been unit was bad. It was you were so awesome by the way. It wasn't for a lot of people that. They can get the money. It was about people being recognized and appreciated. Because the restaurant industry has always been there for us. You know it's always been there go for the celebrations, the good and the bad calibration for the champion you you get to your kids you go get you go him up for Gibson, your kid's soccer team all these things restaurant business always didn't their person. So he was a time when the industry really needed US and We have to go in helping people. Get check they felt the hug. The love they felt appreciation. So it was tough I live in Venice beach in part of the reason I live in. Venice beach is because I can walk to fifty amazing restaurants at any time and so to have those two months were to see the boards up and all that stuff it was really really bad and I love what they're doing now getting rid of street parking spaces and putting outdoor dining like they do in this town squares in Europe fabulous absolutely fabulous fuck the street parking this huge pay lots right there. Let people pay. You know what I mean who cares about street parking. Exactly. Thanks for having me man, you do your your man of the people and you you offer yourself to everybody in so many different ways and so when you asked, it was funny because my team in the weekly meetings said. Carshow car. What what do you got going on? You're busy you're. A good buddy of mine. He's a Cuban brother. He gets it and they say. They all kind of just go. But. I don't really know why do you do you do it so? you know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and thanks. Thanks for the invite and I'm down anytime. Let's talk. Yeah I'll I'll get I'll grab a Taikang from portion I'll come up to Santa Rosa and say what's up soon. Yeah. figure out how to figure out how you're gonNA fly yourself home. I'm man, that's our show chef guy fieri on the smoking tire podcast we're paying tribute to the Cuban Carl Ruiz today our late friend died one year ago today he was a GE and and we will miss him every single day. That's our show. This tire podcast powered by shout engine get your own podcast a shout engine dot com. It's easy. All you need is a microphone connection to the Internet and ideally something to say see you soon. Bye.

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The Look At Me Disease

Business & Biceps

1:20:06 hr | 2 years ago

The Look At Me Disease

"If guy Fieri came out fire shirt, and he said, oh, I wanna make you your own personal boats and this guy here. Sahlins got really horrible, and but he can barbecue. And he makes you burger, and it's amazing. And then ladies like MO feeling goal in this nothing in life is truly equal. What direction we'll go guy Fieri? So so I I would have experienced burger. On this episode, John should you have a single focus. Ultimately successful Corey like fucking energy. What I'll tell you this you need to have one goal. You need to have singular focus if you don't know it spent time with yourself to find it. I'm going to tell you how and is it the burger program today. No to recommitment program. I'm talking to everybody about finding things in your life that you can recommit to to tighten discipline and to tighten your focus that are just bring you some sort of agony or keeps you away from being yourself. And I'm gonna talk about how to people back to back showed me exactly where their business was going. I could see a plane his day on the main event the look at me disease. The look at me disease. We'll bring anybody or any business. Stop worrying about people looking at you and start going back to what? Gotcha there. Which is doing business with integrity. And with a fucking smart mind. Let's go to the show. When he woke up doing another episode of business in five sets, and you better wake your ass up because on today show, we're going to talk about how we've experienced in the past some people that are just chasing the fame and business, and how it can be their demise. Especially in this social media world that we live in the red carpets that that whole shit. That's out there. I johnny. I mean, what a mistake people who get into business, and and actually have the ability to run one to focus on that not the potential bright lights in their head that they think they're going towards that. Typically is the beginning of the end for most mo-. Yeah. Seeing personally how are the main things? The main thing you first start out, which is business. And then as accolades the attention in the notoriety for. How who's taking the credit for the business? I could see how people trying to push their name can become the demise of what it is that that we're doing, and I've literally have a lot same thing. We've all seen it. So it's going to be I'm excited to hear that dialogue. Of course. It's brought to you by Robin Hood, one of our favorite sponsors, John. Vasco their democratizing the American financial system. That's fact, I I think I even created that phrase, Cory, Gregory. And I'm very think they wrote it on this paper. No, no, no, no. They created it. I also created them into green. And we we are sending our great listeners a great offer to get involved in stopped trading and learning the financial system in America. At the end of the day, guys, Robin Hood, unlike other brokerage houses online does not charge you commissions to trade stock, and you all are either at a place or going to a place. Where you need your money to work for you. And it is simply foolish to pay commissions on trading. If you don't have to so please go to biceps dot, Robin, Hood dot com and get a free stock such as apple for our sprint and get your future together. Love it scary future program to carry a future program. Also, it's brought to you by click funnels, click funnels wants to teach you how to use their amazing software, and they wanted you to head over to CF start dot com slash book to get a free copy of the dotcom secrets book that can teach you how to use this wonderful system. John that's fantastic. Because listen quick funnels is a proven software. No doubt four e commerce management, and for business management online and to increase sales, and like any great system, it's intricate right? Because it can do so many things when it comes to. To maximizing your customer base. So you need a little manual right or a free book on how to maximize guys. Listen. Your Email list is your biggest asset in online sales and click funnels simply put will maximize it CF start dot com forward slash book. And now Marie I think it's time for loss goes world. Do the intro the, homey. Yes, you all went to the windy city this past week. We did we man from the windy city. I see you girl into this. Yeah. Donnie, Fosko hailing from the windy city. He now stands six three he wishes and a half. Motherfucker six put that half inch. Listen to the hater. Yes. Two five to the ball. Yes. And I took Corey last. I was at lifetime. Corey get the fuck out to Jim because there wasn't enough room. Dude. I was too big. God, I substitute big this chest, and you see the pictures we're proving into studio. Yeah. But he's Helling from the windy city. Mr. Donnie Fusco? Oh, no. Responsibility. Nor can be hill says those are gestures his mentally healthy. Most of the time if you're funded by these statements. No that is not John's intention he doesn't really care being said listen to your own risk shut the fuck up. You guys are disclaimer. But man today, I'm going to talk about. I'm gonna talk about one goal. I'm gonna talk about one goal. And I'm gonna talk about what I like to call avoiding the purgatory of mediocrity. And let me explain what I mean. So anybody who is on a sustained path of success, or at least knows where they wanna go in life. And in business has had either a feeling. Or has experienced an inflection point where they made a decision to say. This is my goal. It's it's never it's never these are my three goals. It's always this is what I want. This is what I want and. So many people are sitting there, and they're in this what like to call purgatory of mediocrity because they're either unaware or they don't believe that they need to make a decision or be decisive or follow their heart. When it comes to zoning in on that thing that burns inside of them. So they just go, and they they think that that that life is a process of experimentation to find out what you like and in some situations, it can be, but if you want to achieve some sort of greatness or high level of success, you have to absolutely know, what you want to dedicate every day to it. You have to dedicate every moment to it. And you cannot let any buddy distract you. Because if you don't. You're going to be stuck in this purgatory of mediocrity. Because if there's no focus when I say purgatory of mediocrity. Right. Purgatory is is where you're held right? They say it's between life and death. It's this place where you just stay and mediocrity is being average you're going to to be average at everything you do if what you do doesn't burn inside you. And you don't see this light at the end of the tunnel. That's huge. That's like mother fucker. No one's gonna stop me. I am on a fucking. I'm on train tracks to get to that place in anybody who gets in my way, I'm running over. So so as all you guys are trying to come up and figure out where to go and figure out what to do and figure out who to listen to. I don't listen to anybody. Listen yourself. You have to you have to follow this feeling. And if you don't have this feeling spend more time with yourself and less time with other people and figure. Out what that feeling is. Because here's what I guarantee. Right. It's inside of you, you either you gotta let it breathe. You gotta let it breathe, right? And you never let it breathe when you're constantly distracting yourself. Right. So so spend time with yourself if you're listening to me right now saying I don't know what I want. I don't fucking know what I want. You can't get can't spend all your time with your body's. You can't spend all your time with your family, and and just take people's advice. You have to listen to yourself, and I'm going to give a little example that everyone can watch right? Everyone can watch. Come up. So max effort one of our companies it's been supporting this great. I'm gonna just gonna call him a young man before I call them, a professional athlete since he started. And I've known this gentleman this kid who's coming up named Edmund Shabazz. Ian, this kid was in the MA gym that one of my clients came up with a came up in when he was fucking eleven years old every fucking day with a smile on his face. I never when I was in there. Eight AM or six PM studes hitting pads. He's little they call him little Adleman little Adleman little Edmund. Well, he's twenty now he's twenty years old any just knocked the fuck and shit outta someone in thirty seconds with thirty eight pro fights. And he got his first you have seat contract. And he's about to fight at the end of November number one this kid since he. Eleven years old one goal. He knew what he wanted every fucking day. He wasn't out partying. He wasn't fucking around. He was in there grinding because he knew what he wanted. He knew what he wanted. And no one was going to take them off its track, and he had one coach he's a great coach his name is also Edmund, and he let him guide him all the other noise. He got out of the way. And then when this kid was sixteen he started fucking with pros. He started fucking would heavyweights in the UFC, and he was holding his own not as dudes twenty right? He's undefeated. He's massacred everybody in the first round in. I want people to understand that all the while. This kid was doing it with a smile on his face and still is you cannot see him unless he's fighting without a smile on his face because he loves what he's doing. He knows where he's going, and he's going to do everything the fuck and get it. So I want everyone to remember the name Edmund Shabazz. If you watch you see because this is the body -ment of what I just spoke about and I love positive people who put out positive energy and are on their way to getting what they want. 'cause I know this kid's gonna be great, and I'm cheering for him so much because a great person and one goal, man. One goal. I think the single focus is lost. Because people are so scattered brain. I think the fact that they want this or that. And then this guy's doing this. So they're over there. And it's like I just wanted to lift weights. I wanted to be really good at that. And then I'd figure out the rest and help people with like that's all I cared about every day when I was going to lift weights. It's all I cared about every day. When I was when I did go to class. It's all I like, it was always focused around that one thing, and I had to make that one thing just like you did with football mo-. It's like these people are so scattered brain. They can't get to a top of a mountain. I think it was a few things that went off my job, Johnny. The first thing went off. My is that. Like not having the net to have to be famous tomorrow. So when you say kid as at eight of eleven is somewhere like probably making in a UFC. He hey has just a process, but not putting a time line on saying. You know what I'm saying? And that that drives it and everytime. I know sometimes I beat up social media. But social media is a huge part of our lives. Now, we get a void it, and you know, and not having not being influenced by wanting to get into so many things, you know. You know, what a talk you all about this morning, and I sent a text on. You may have looked at said a. Knowing like passing on a good idea. You know, saying there's a lot of good ideas that come up that may not just be for you. Now that guy could have the opportunity to sail. Mosser sports at the beginning of Mazar sports. You know, say are monster energy cry. But he probably like a a lot of people might not want to ship. But this is not my thing. You know, what I'm saying, of course, and I'm sticking to this. But that's almost like with everybody understanding what it is that you want. Excuse me, understanding what it is that you want and in leveraging all energy in literally when you get to a place where you can focus, and you start to understand the results of it a from focusing and from leveraging energy, and from putting all your Jeff thickness happiness is that too. And I always always talk about that. Because I never want people to like to think that they have to vacate their happiness for the sacrificing of what it is that they want to become, but when you find out that you start doing this love the value from being happy value from say, I think it's closely aligned because you're happy along the process. I don't think you have to say this mile on his face everything. That's exactly where I was going in closing is that you will this. This kid is doing what everyone hates which is getting in the ring with dudes who are monsters taken beatings giving meetings training for eight hours a day that that grind that that that time where you bleed that time where you get put down. On he loves it. He he he's loved it since he's been a little kid is any secret this kid's a monster. Now now that is bodies matured because his mind his mind is like I love this. So so the fights the fun part? I'm a fuck you up. But that you know, the BBC about it like that whole conversation is like some to America has nothing to do money. You know, saying will be a by product. But in oftentimes like, you know, standing America's like standing Amirah, and I was always I talked to myself all the time, and I talked myself. I answer myself a whole really do. And like I was like I would never do business with person. Like, if we're talking about something the person interested in this one of the one things I hate is like man, you can make a lot of money doing that. I hate when people say that shit like that just like, it's cheap. It's cheap. It's fucking cheap because unknown behind it. But like some point like the focal point would be how Dominic money not. How do we do this better? Like, I don't wanna get into the supplement business like a lot of money doing shit. Like, you all probably lead. How do I help people? And then from there, we can we can build business. But as has the do has something to do with shirt Noshir, not too many think, but either way men, I think it's it's something everybody can examine their self with. And that's why I wanted to throw that tool out there. So now, let's make our way to a calmer place because I think by volume did go up we'll have to check that with heaven. But let's go to court Gregory's time. It's motivation time brought to you by the nicest smile ES man, you will ever meet get ready for Corey. So John I'm gonna I'm gonna turn my volume a little bit today because I was yelling. So I'm gonna tell you guys a story about how his Yellen in the streets. Chicago. Oh, I was actually I was actually yelling in the streets literally in it actually builds a little bit a lot of it off what John talked about in the women of frame. It up is how I saw a person's attitude. I saw two different people's attitudes within a ten minute frame show where each one is going in life, right? This is interesting. All right MOS on the edge of his seat. So I just I framed it all up Yellen in the streets of Chicago. I see two different personalities, and I could tell exactly where they're going with their business. All right. So I'm up for a day. Seventy six of lunges, I'm gonna do it by what's that called appear peer John, which is in Chicago where the water is right there on lake shore, the lake shore drive just kinda running. So lakeshore drive has a dope track goes right along that you can see the peer often the scenery lot lot lot going on over here. I figure. No what day seventy whatever I'm a lunch by the peer what whatever by lakeshore drive. So I I'm not from Chicago John is, but I don't know where the home gonna come out the hotel and there's a line of cabs. So I go, you know, I'm trying to go to lakeshore drive them at the Omni. And and so there's different spots lakeshore. You can't just like get over there. There's drop off spots under the road to get over to this spot. Because it's a it's a it's a four lane highway rate. They're basically, right, Johnny. So it's not what you just dip read. You can't. No, you got no clue. So I sit in this Cavas, brother. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to the running track. You know, I do lunges and I need to need to get over to lake shore. There he said. Sitting here for an hour. I said, okay, we'll cool about the pay you right now to take me to lake shore drive. Let's go. He goes Naaman. That's only like three blocks. Oh. I said, oh, hey, right. So this is by just five thirty in the morning. I said, oh, I said so you tell me to walk. I said brother, I don't even weren't going in Chicago. Like, I'm trying to get you to drop me off at the spot. The makes the most sense for me. 'cause let's check you signed up for this fucking job. Over lunch in wanna run walk over there. 'cause the lunch my asks for fucking thirty minutes. I want your take me that. Right. So he said, so I said, bro. So take me over there. He looks goes. It's three blocks dude so twice. So I said you're so then I'm going to one thousand. I opened the door. And so I start yelling. This is why you'll know the focus is going out of business Hoover right here. Motherfucker us in a coma as Uber. This is why you're fucking going out of business. So the dudes at the hotel like the doorman shit. They're like what the hell's going on authority. I look like John Bosco five yelling mother, Chicago. Right. I'm making all kinds of scene and unplugging Yellen as walking down the street, and I'm hitting up over. Right. So here check this out over driver. I love it from from start to finish his do over delivered with attitude and everything I got Uber. Select if you've never done Uber. That's the little car. Right. Okay. But he got his suburban. So he's got the X L set up on the slick so he's already over delivering. Because normally the difference would be fifteen bucks to thirty bucks. So dude rose up smile on his face. He's he's actually Egyptian dude real cool out to Cairo. Yeah, we talked about. So he rose up. I'm like, oh, it's like, you know, I'm trying to go over here to the track. I don't wanna take me said, dude, I got up today to work. Where would you wanna go? There's this spot. There's that spot. There's this buddy goes brother, one job takes me to the next job. He goes, whatever takes me around once in workers all said dudes conversation was good. He over delivered on the vehicle. It was in the Levin dollar ticket. That's it. So I gave him eleven dollar tip. So dude like the do that woulda took me. What I give them eleven dollars. Ten. We just had a transaction. Maybe not. But the guy who answered the call couldn't have been more perfect. And I thought to myself as he's dropped me off for me to lunch. I said this just told me now, the first guy might have had a bad day or something whatever happens. But that told me exactly where those guys are going. But it's just the truth. The attitude is everything attitude is everything I think the biggest thing that you say even holding a whole conversation was the guy say I got up to work his attitude stepped out a bit. So it's not like nothing is beneath me. No, nothing. Above me. I'm getting up on ground. I'm going work. But a one million percent. I have a judgment on people every day when I'm in my car, and is all what traffic over told. You thing. I said if you don't let people over courteous motherfucker, you think the world is all about you. Fuck everybody else. But that do like fuck you. You're not worth my time. Yes. I don't want nose. So check this out so shadow to my dude because I made them I took his phone, right? I sent Madison we got one of the best podcasts. Business. Your attitude is awesome. Give me your telephone. I subscribed. His ass to the podcast. So he could listen to us, and and help us business because the dudes his attitude was unbelievable and just out to my boy like it was shown love, I think this speaks to a broader point of the number the sheer number of people who wake up every day and are so unhappy because they're afraid to chase. What they want in life. And we hit this point from every angle. Oil almost on every episode. But here it is the manifestation of someone who's mad at the world. Yes, right. It has nothing to do with Cory Gregory. When he talks to you that way, it has everything to do with him being so unhappy with the fact that he's driving a fucking cab that you are going to be mistreated. And I guarantee you this. You're not the only person who's been mistreated by that guy. And you probably weren't the only person who's been mistreated by that guy that day. And when you look at outcomes, right? You're talking about outcomes you're going to go out of business because Uber you're fucking. Absolutely, right. People wonder why they're outcomes are shitty. This guy probably goes homes goes home at night and wonders why I wonder why I don't get more tips. I wonder why don't make more money motherfucker. You are blind. Yeah. Some doodo me to walk right? Just smack. You upside your head and said what the fuck, but but but so many people won't. Examine themselves. Dude. It was so it was so I was like in shock the first time. He said it, bro. It's three blocks. To send your business out of really don't believe this. I was saying is wholeheartedly. I think they have from grade school. We should have classes on like understanding that you're in a service industry. You're you're on the service like a job is like, you're servicing customers. And I just don't really believe that people grasp that concept light, I think people walk in and be like, this is how feel so this time will treat you. That'd be like, regardless of how you feel matter by the fuck a year is customer service. You know, what I'm saying rather driving motherfucker brothers? You know, whatever you do like, you're soliciting people for their money your service them. So I think about narcissism. Oh, I I really do think it's narcissism because when I go working at Starbucks, and and you know, mean my boyfriend or my girlfriend got an argument that come in. And and I don't look people in the eye and smile when we're exchanging money at the register I think my life is more important than my work is I'm a fucking narcissist. It's it's about me. I think service is something that's highly documented that has been lost. Right. It's been lost. Over time in in. And I really believe from what I've read and from people I've talked to that that that was not how it was in the fifties. Sixties and seventies businesses were built on reputation and service. I think this is a because our culture is a me culture. I think it's it's narcissism driven more than a lack of awareness or a lack of management, and I think it speaks to generation would you say, would you say does the narcissism is birthed out of control everything? So like every every time you says everytime almost somebody says, I'm gonna say how much does social media has to do with this. Right. And this is my world of Facebook is my world Instagram. This is my world Snapchat. This is my world for Twitter. This is my world, you know, saying when wanna meet and John John my world, you know? And I think about how many normal daily behaviors puts you in a perspective that you're my world and not like we share. A space. Yeah. I think that makes sense. Yeah. It does social media. I'm sure there's a tie back. But where I really think there's a tie back is unhappy people that have any form of power will use it. So if I'm at McDonald's, and you have to wait on me and your quarter pounders ready in the slider. Yeah. I can literally. No that that I'm in power in that moment, and I'm gonna make you wait just so, you know, I have power that makes that makes my ego feel good. And I think these people are completely out of touch in our completely unaware that. That's the thing knowing I'm serious. Control, your quarter Pounder. Fucking fact. I think it's time for Botafogo. Amazing. That's the truth though. I've seen that you're gonna wait on your ice cream. Time program at that dry pirate. Do you say you're going to do or get your ass thrown out the fucking shit like a power some kind of program folks, next mass program talking about let's go to the back door barbecue. That's not my program, bro drop, and then I get you into horror program. On the right program. All right. Yes. Oh, so today today, we're closer to maybe in a year older and. Yeah. Dropped his but the twenty ninth of October. Oh, yeah. I love it. Yes. So thirty five. Yeah. Reluctantly. Parlors so much wiser mo-. Yes. So much wiser. But I was I was I was asking myself just let likes last time. I was saying, you know in this call at the recommitment program. And I was I was asking myself like around. I was like, okay. You know, I was going through business things were normal. And I was like what are you recommit yourself to what are you recommit in the yourself to be better? Right. And for for so many years it had to do like me not committing myself to my family, right? So last year, I made it a point to the mentally and emotionally and as much as possible vailable to my family's possible. And I think throughout the year. I can if there was a metric say, I got better say what your Cessna suspended. Oh, my suspended that I got better from there. Self. I was like, okay. You know, what is it is it in your life that you just basically need to recommit to and just get better at and all things that I wanted to get better at it was at my house like asthma. So do I really need all this fucking food that I can sue. This is really. Cause us hanging out with me MO. No, no. So so I I got this big deal. Right. Obviously, we work in a work in the mental health and drug and alcohol world, but after being in the mental health and drug and alcohol, we're off come the realize that there's more stuff outside of drugs and alcohol that are destructive to your life. But TV shows you're an alcohol because you see the physical affects and you see death from drugs and alcohol, but you can have easy to judge is easy to right. So you can have an addiction to sex. You can have an addiction to pornography. You can have an addiction to line. You can to video games. You can have so much of that as so my thing was that. I sent my what am I really came to the words, what are you addicted to, and I think I'm addicted to food, and I said like how does something have that much control over me emotionally, socially? So so many parts of my life are connected to it. And I said if I can commit to being over my fem commit to. Maintain away from drug and alcohol commit to do that. Else? Cannot take myself and make a level of sacrifice in thought like connected to the listener thing. We all have something we say, you're next everybody be leisure time. Be what just things personally actually right now. Right. There may be something to say, I can take this out of my life, and it will make me better of it. And I would just say to myself one of the most things, and I'm attracted to burgers chicken, if Turkey, I'm saying, you know, me fish fish, not so much as so even said that and I said do you have the discipline ex- myself? Do you have to discipline commitment throughout the most emotional time of the year to have Spain from the stuff or year? You know, you're not thirty days fuck out at thirty day shit. You're talking about celibacy food celibacy of food. And in the committing of something that pulls me mostly, but I'm asking myself where else with that take me in my personal life. Right. Do you feel an overwhelming emotional response? When you eat that burger MO is it like is it I enjoy I enjoy food as much as I enjoy sex. I was just gonna ask for the parallel. Thank you. Hello this down. Okay. So all what the purpose of commitment. So so when you get that burger that you decorated, and I know you know, how to. And you're ready to bite it for the first time is like when you with your lady. Yes, ready to enjoy. I enjoy. So I don't like food. I enjoy like great food like so one day. I don't spend money on you think if anybody ever sees I'll probably wear the same outfit. See many people during the weeks were to same close to three days a week mature. So I don't I don't chain shoes. I don't spend money. I spend money on food right when? Yeah. When you can go, and you can eat my brother, brother crown. But we like GM in it for fifty everywhere. I go. Dima focuses eats food like I'm gonna fit guaranteed if you I got fifty on the Bill. At least as the mo- program. You got some muscle them. Please. What my point is like, you know, when you can go, and you have a great shift our great food or great ingredients, and they can put it together. Like that is emotionally grateful. I enjoy like a little kid like we go to the candy store. You know, enjoy it like a like almost like a little kid. I said, you know, like how does that? How does that? Like how how does how does something have that much control over me? You know, saying like how lies that wrong mo-? It's compartmentalize the some degree. I don't wanna say is wrong. I don't think I gotta say just I don't want anything to have control of me. I don't want anything to feel like I'm a slave to it. You know, like the preaching the same thing that people with drug and alcohol. Yeah. And the same thing we're getting helped you so but maintaining a level of discipline within myself like many like that that's me just being able to have this more like committing to myself that if I want to do this. I can do it titan of that discipline, but then seeing the other collateral benefits from me being able to control that because it may be somewhere in business slip on you know, saying that. I don't know. I just know that the tighter discipline becomes over your life in one area, the more grows in other areas. If guy Fieri came out with a brand new fire shirt, and he said, oh, I wanna make you your own personal burger, and this guy Fieri, okay? Terrorists. Silence got really horrible jewelry on and but he can barbecue. And he makes you a burger, and it's amazing. And then you're ladies like MO I'm feeling you're going with this. Nothing in life is truly equal. What what direction direction we'll go guy Fieri there. So so I I would have experienced burger firm. This. You got an honest, man. That up my answer to been. I'd eat the burger one hit. You could dodge that question you. I always say, you know, he's he's I fear is does he cook? Are is very watch. It you. That's all it's on the table. I think knows how to cook. Like that kind of food. I think he's an absolute. Yeah. I think it's just a huge nerd is five foot one with spy. He's he should be judging them. Yeah. He's he's he's he has is terrible shirts. But either way Ican cook burgers. I would imagine. I've seen a trillion towns. But like I say so to to take away for the listener just just identifying something in your personal life that you know, that you need to commit at his being better at are something that may have a hold on you that you know, doesn't belong there and maintaining a tight I think there's maintaining tight level of discipline. All would focus of improving somewhere is healthy. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just it just is continuously tighten the reins and titan titan, titan X myself like, you know, like can you commit to yourself? Like fuck commit from now to next year you birthday to two-set. Hey, I've made a solid effort at eliminating not even just not. Hey, let me dabble eliminating like fuck this. I don't need this. Let me ask you one more thing. Just because he know the diet things. My jam is like is there. No reservation right now reservation way to the food. Like, it's like you have a plan. Like is there no strategy to? It's like, I eat whatever I want when I want eat whatever I want one. That's why. So that's what you're going to change potentially that you still could have that burger, but you're not just going to eat it Tuesday Wednesday. I'm talking about staying from it, really. List of me. So like, but ask yourself like why don't you just tell yourself fuck shit when you say? He just like an MTA talking about in particular to beef like steaks, and burgers steaks and burgers, fried chicken and Turkey a love auto shits. Right. Fuck that shit. I don't need like I'm like like almost to the point. If you've never been through the process of getting yourself clean. You almost go to that. Like, I don't need this shit. I don't need this shit in my life. You know me because you feel like something else controls you. So as to say me motion be like, I don't need this shit my life. I don't I don't need this. I'm almost to the point where like anything that. I feel like that. I mean, mostly are like I feel like I'm tat two just one. I don't need this dictates behavior right dictate your babe. You're that that that you are not maybe a strong as at moments, right? A hundred percent. You know, there's always growth through stuff like that. When I say star eating when I when I start eating. I'm like, I tell you to tell you one thing that also encourage me. Mother out of the blue sit me a pitcher no pitcher of like a family portrait. And I see my father, right? And after see my father. He didn't take care of us of the future holds ac-. I see my face a same icing. Everything about his do everything like everything, and you notice that to me I was like like not like like morbidly scare like dot Amaro say like fuck start to see a look into what it is. He didn't take care of his most. Say how much you like the weights to mow and just training in general, you just high that other part and it's rap era. But but like, that's a huge incentive you'd get like, I know that's not your thing. But you you'd look fucking nasty if you control, you know, if you were if you weren't a burger burger do. Hey, I'm just saying a man had a membership at old school. Remember, what was happening? Just guy fair before I called you lose. Right. It mean it I like horrible shirt. But you, but you're not a loser. Sorry. It's halftime Marie secure your future program. Now, you're talking about a real program now. Yeah. Number one, he's a hockey fan. This guy can you can you ice skate mo-? Absolutely. He can I can't I cannot either can get while you're from Chicago. So it called me like, whatever Lindros. Yeah. To all right. So that's only hockey player in oughta side. Chris kelly. Marie talk about what your security future program is based around with Robin Hood, Robin Hood is a security future program. A once a very simple app as John like to say a Mitzi green app in just allows people to trade with no fees and to get you started. There's so much information on the platform. And if I can sign up and get started of all boneheads, I'm pretty sure they're little little logically challenged that time. I'll give you that can smile this, man. I'm logically challenged. But it is a way for you to start. And if he won't to use my strategy is just to buy ho strategy. I'm not telling you what to buy but just to buy in hold on to great American companies and give in a lot amount of money that you plan on investing on a monthly basis you go from there. 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And now you are playing the market with Robin Hood, and you are getting double your money in credit. That's essentially Arjun is its credit to buy more stock. So he can make more money, and I would highly recommend that program to people who have experienced, I think, it's awesome. Your neat John. I think you use that word on. I don't even use that word you use it all the time liar. I heard you say neat constantly, right? So click funnels also offering you guys free book on how to utilize their awesome platform. That's awesome. CF start dot com slash. Hey. Hey. Well, hold on John hold the fuck on. We wanted to go these dotcom secrets they're going to tell you how to get more traffic. Version John and shortcuts to use the platform properly. What you need. Listen. Everybody needs them who does business online, and I'm gonna tell you right now. Like, I've told you for the ten million fucking time. Tell me you build that Email list hills it build it build it. 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Clearly, what's your favorite product on. I gotta be honest with you, the CBD it'd be because I take it pre in. And this is true, it chills me out. And I'm not I'm not a pretty child. I've always said that. No. But, but when you're trying you know when you're trying to move weight and push yourself. I just feel like I'm more in tune with the weights mind muscle connection app. Frank Zane, absolutely, man. And if you look at my body, everyone will be like Arjan issues are you on us? I said, I might be I don't know. I don't know. I could have lived in a previous life. But my physical stature. Yes, I am. I'm like, a Michelangelo Michelangelo fucking sculpture because of CBD pre workout. So I would recommend everyone. Try to see me de one thousand milligram orange up in this bitch. Imerese yours is test booster Fabbri? No. So I cranked test boosters every day, and that is part of my program busting program to and I think that's what I'm revved up. All the time. And mine is the fat-burner. I, you know, as so check this out marine got remember when you got that message mo- about three months ago. But the guy saying I didn't Lund enough anymore. Some member you sent it to me. It was like coming from like a city space wasn't really like feeling the the idea of that. But I kind of like I took it for what it was worth. You know, what I'm saying to me? He said it to you though. Tell me I need to get much sit together, which is which is amazing. But anyway, I'm glad I love that. So during that process when I started re dedicating myself, the recommitment program back to my luxuries. I started taking the fat burner before the lunches rather than in the morning when I woke up like, and I've just felt like I was incinerating more fat Moe because I get the first hundred a month. Bucking 'em. Sweating my ass off my metabolism fills like it's through the roof the energies goods coming off at the gym using the pre take the fat-burner burner for lunches the next level shit. And if you I'll tag you in my next pictures, you can look my apps, John listen. Right now, it's not to go back to the show. Guy fieri. BNB but life but life about life. Hashtag. But like about life one. Don't go to that. Joe go art, everyone keep on sending this questions at biz. And biceps on Instagram been getting a lot of great engagement lately. For t-shirt free t shirt anyone if we use your question on the air. All right. He even John even if you raise you talking about a free t shirt. Make you feel a little better. Yeah. All right in a recent episode. You guys spoke at length to the idea of providing free information via social media, collectively, you encourage us to post valuable information free of charge. How can we as listeners market effectively on social media platforms without giving away the trade secrets we've worked hard to create and monetize? And so I I don't believe in trade secrets anymore now. Now that the internet has shown its face trade secrets are a word or term used by businesses in one thousand nine hundred eighty okay that term is expired. Okay. I always love to use. This example, right? Legalzoom legalzoom is a company that essentially fucked up the whole legal profession because they said everything that the that lawyers will overcharge you for from a will to setting up an LLC will do with paralegals. And if we need a lawyer supervisors so your cost his just got cut down by seventy five percent. Okay. Says that that's just an. Sample. So sense information of all forms is readily available at all times, you you are your trade secret the authenticity. Your ideas, how you carry them out? How you you are your own trade secret. Sure, I always use software as an ex dude. If you're in Silicon Valley developing some shit on another level, I get you gotta keep shit, quiet. If you're fucking making the next iphone, but I don't think most people are making the next iphone so trade secrets literally I think you will develop your brand your personal brand your company more if you share valuable information with people that they can use because they will respect you. And if they use it, and it works, they will be like that's the dude who shared it with me, and they will come back, and they will look to you for more. And if you have businesses they will wanna reciprocate and give back trade secrets. Are dead game over I think that the matter what your marketing you and in this day and age you have to have a social media content strategy. So even if at the end of the rainbow is what you're selling you still going to have to show what's under the hood for awhile show, the application show show that it works on you personally show. It works on your community. If I think about how I do things online from a diet standpoint. A lot of this stuff is behind my pay wall. But I'm showcasing how I do it personally how these people do it that come through in give opportunities to learn along the way. So you just gotta figure out whatever the strategy is. I agree a lot with what John said to use got to figure out what it is. And what in any sales thing. What's the end goal? And you got to in just like in click funnels, for instance, there might be thirty emails that hit you before the one that says, hey now, you wanna buy it? Whatever that whatever that strategy is you gotta like put it on the white board and just figure it out. And and it's gotta be real. It can't be like fake. I don't know that me I think that's a Bush league metality. And I can only say sleek haven't heard it in one. Thank you for bringing certain using that again, appreciate it. But I just think that I used to use that like, you know, when you first start out you want to keep everything secret of because you think somebody's going to steal your idea. But then you don't understand the process of success because information is everywhere and you can go to fuck in Google. And if you want to if you just wanna cut the line, you can go higher consultant company and industry and get every information won't all of it. But success is not the information that people have to success that which we all seem to not want to believe getting off your ass every day and doing the work and the process is the fucking process getting up John said at the best showing your personality being thin work in a business. And that's what separates people like there's nothing fucking knew about anything. You know, saying if we wanted to get into the shirt business to them business shoe business to table business. Supplement business. If we focus a seven wanna get into any business. We can find out how to get into business all done. It's all been done. But was separates is. Will you bring s every fucking day to work will you bust? You ask you sell to people you get up will, you hustle? We show you personality people like you, will you stay engage. You use social media to shine through. And what you do. And that's it people by people you people by people in I figured that a long time. So whatever you trae secret is is is not that the like don't don't don't don't barter. You not Barnum. Bog yourself down with believing that you have to protect information. Everybody is information. So fucking easy Johnson best. You are your trade secret. John. Vasco is his trade secret to sales. Next question. What are your best value drivers? When a client in sales is too hung up on the sticker shock of pricing as opposed to the return on investment that that can be yield yielded long-term. Well, I think if. If a client is hung up on sticker shock in sales you as the sales person did not do a good enough job of building value. I strongly believe the sales process from a salesman should never ever include talking about the price. All that. Should be spoken about is value. And the let's say the purchaser they may try to take you to price. Okay. And it's not like you want to avoid it. But you want to build so much value that they make a conscious decision in their head that unless this thing's fifty million dollars. I need this in. I know because I've seen it up trained salespeople and all this stuff that people do not invest time in building value. They don't they don't develop a strategy on. Okay. Because I'm gonna pitch the same thing every day because this is my job. I'm going to have literally in our. Two hours worth of content depending on how the other individuals responding on how to build the value because once you do that. Okay. And it is time to get down to price to make a trans action. The price is in a question. It's this is what it is. And after you've educated a good sales job will yield like, okay, I'll take that one. But so many people say, well, we have our first program it's five thousand dollars, and it includes this would you like to go with that today? Or would you like to go with the bro come on? Now. It's about building values. Value will always lead in sales. And those who talk about money will always lose. I think also at the end of the day like Johnson, lean with the value. And then a lot of people from what I learned from John too. They just sell scared. So they might not even believe that you believe that. It's like when motherfuckers hitting. Me on our products. You know, max effort or too expensive at thirty four ninety nine or my memberships too expensive eight nine like the over value of all the stuff that we offer like John. I would max like is. So is so awesome. Compared to the marketplace, the volume the ingredients the freaking serving size everything. It's like I can't even entertain that. That's even the thing. And I think that they can feel in the way that I speak about it right in anything that I offered to the marketplace. That's how I feel. I think a lot of people as when John's doing sales with with podcast influence, it just it's it's just the way it comes off like people just they have to believe that what you're telling them is really that people just aren't smart about right? You you are painting a mental picture also. Yes for these people, and they have to be able to see it like because because when someone can't see in touch what you're selling them. Then they feel like oh, I'm buying. I'm buying thought. No, no, no paint that bitch up. So it looks like starry night. Dude, and they will buy and you can feel the confidence coming from from the person when they when they know their shit. Oh, you own the dynamic because most sales people they shrink because they're afraid of the money talk. But when you step up with your chest out, like no, I'm going to educate you, this is my fucking world. Listen up in a respectful way than the the dynamic shifts, and they're low your high, and you're like, this is what you need. And I've literally seen that happen. Not seen it. But feel it happened on conference calls when John John jumped on done that. It's unbelievable changes. You haven't you all set it to me? I was about to say like just one thing that turns me off a sales people. Maybe this may help him one of the first things the personality if a guy feels like he's just going through the routine of what's been taught 'em some light training room. Like, that's a that's a quick turn off. I think second one self-consciously when they when they start reading from a script to me. Yeah. So constantly turned off because. This is just a thing for you. But three I think is the delivery in how they do it. And I think having knowledge of what you have of what you're selling. But then the delivery if say anything to any salesman one conditioning yourself to always get up to make the Nick sale. But in how you delivering what you say and delivery is so important in just understanding people just to gauge of people understand how to read body language, and you talking to people, you know, mannerisms like wanna walk through. Fucking Sam's Club. You know, say understanding that people see you getting ready to sell them something from a mile away. And if you sit in front a desk, which a hands up under your desk, you're not coming to work kind of like Uber drivers saying, and if you do standing up outside of the table, hey, excuse me, how you doing a Mr. excuse me can have a few seconds of your time. I will like to educate you wanted them doing here. Looking people out, you know, like not putting your head down pushing a pamphlet in front of my face. Would you take a look at this pamphlet said like just little stuff that that? I believe that you know, makes you sales been like I think that people are down because they get told. No. But like selling like to understand sales understand that you're going to get told. No morning. Yes. And each one is conditioning you to ultimately refined your game. But but but but and it because the Commission's all sales are astronomical. So you can you can almost say to yourself like once I get this. Right. You know what I'm saying? I fuck I can kinda oh my destiny, but people don't have that resilient. So whatever's worth Jonathan wrap it up at that thing, you talk about what is it two years of every day can change everything. Listen, if your sales guy, if you spend years outworking everybody, I'm talking twelve hours day twelve hour days cold calls for fucking twelve hours. And this is only two years of your life. I the guys who I've seen do it have so much residual commission that the actually only work for two years because they spend twelve hours a day cold calling. They get one account second account. Got all of a sudden, they have all the accounts they need and their job becomes going to baseball games football games golfing to take that account from an eight hundred thousand dollar year account too. To a one point four million and you're in the relationship business. But if you pound that shit for fucking two years, and you just said, I'm going to sacrifice my life to fucking be wealthy. You will become wealthy guys in sales. It's true that easy. Yeah. Love it. All right. I think it's time for the main event. All right. So I wanna frame it up to say out the gate when Maria was texting this idea for topic about how raises a pretty good. Texter to I told him that yet. Core. Tell the listeners Maurice's tax yesterday Greece texts me and says yo you free. I'm like, yeah. I'm tied up. But I hit you in a second. He's like while. I'm in a Texan Beck says while I'm in area. I said, well, why don't you swing by? And then nothing, right. And then he's text. That's are you coming behind. John text me. And then he goes on looking at a farmhouse. Context. Answer. Back was farmer. Maurice? How's it going? Backwards had to dip. What? You're an amazing. Texter? Right. That was legendary this is our conversation yesterday. I'm friends with Marie. Listen, I gotta give context and listen, the total context to me. Texting? Talk to myself. So my hey, we had to come. So what you actually did is validated. Something to actually say she said MAURICE, sometimes you assumed I know what you're talking about. So assume that you looking at the farmer, I said, I'm gonna farmhouse assume you nose down. Yeah. Dude, it was fucking at thank. I want. League. Because I said, okay, I gotta go to UPS or daughter from school. Yeah. Yes, john. We're laugh. As. Of course. Yes. Still made no sense to me. And that's all right. She was sitting right here. She gives you. So the way we want to bring this up is that we've seen all of this ad cases of this where other people we've been around had chased fame outside of business or while they're already good at business chasing fame and seen. How it's been a potential demise to the growth of the business or just them in general is that that kind of right for you. I think it's like this, man. You get into this weird place when you start doing business and the business or your career one of the two starts doing. Well, you get into this place where your ego feels like I need recognition, I need recognition. I need people to know that the guy, but but you don't speak it. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From thought from thought standpoint, and I think the I think all of us have felt that now feeling it in acting on it to different things. And as success builds that voice in your head gets stronger. But if you have any, you know, we talk about humility all the time, or if you have any sense of what's best for your career and business. That's just your ego talking that there there's nothing substantive in that thought outside of want people to know him good. I want people to make money. It's it's it's all self serving bullshit that truly doesn't matter to other people. But people get so caught up in the fact that if they only knew they would look at me this way that they lose sight of how they got there and how they're essentially is happening. And then they switch. They're not even it's a sub-conscious switch to I need to let people know I need to get this car need to get this. This jewelry, I need to get this house. I need to do this thing. I want to be on blast than I got it locked down, right? When they're spending that time, they're not spending time on their business. They're not investing in ideas. They're not doing what took them to that place. They're not doing what gave them the ability to buy those things. And this is something that all of us have to internally fight and box with ourselves because it's like if. You let that voice come out. Right. I can walk out this door today by new Lamborghini and put it on Instagram. Right. He could I I can do that. And a lot of people's voice that guestroom, and they do it. So everyone knows John's Lamborghini. You know what I'm saying? And it's like okay now what I gotta go back to what I was doing. But now, I'm the guy with Lamborghini. I'm not the guy who's a boss in my office, people respect from my work ethic. They say man, they start whispering that fucking going through some kind of shit fucking riding. Lamborghinis him focused here anymore. It's not even about his thoughts. Like what the fuck happened? What happened is recognition became his number one and growing business and progressing became his number two. And it's something that everyone has to be aware of because even the smartest most intouch most aware people feel it. But it's the good ones that fight it off Marie. That's to me a long time. Ago. Because when when I when I first memories is when my career kind of took off socially, and he said to me goes g once you sign your name one time, it's a little different. You said something to me that and I don't remember what what it was in reference to. But you were you seeing what was happening that a popularity that I didn't even like -ticipant to be honest with you just kind of happened from my training programs in how big the company, and you were like dude that that is it's a different feeling, and I didn't really know because I just couldn't even really believe it worked to be honest. Like, you had famed from being such a such athlete at the highest of highest levels. How did you then, you know, even acquaint like M I different in my not different like people perceive me different. This does. This mean, something different. I don't know. The whole space is weird, bro. Is is weird initially, right? I'll talk about the athletic, then I get to visit more so for an athletic part. When things take off you to start believing the hype so to speak in Israel through same thing. John was talking about becoming famous going out to the clubs having sex with two women. A lot of stuff is driven by women. Let's talk about the main driver, the driver is our Boehner women woman. Maybe that was what helped is literally a man his Pena's as film like, hey, I gotta stick this somebody. But I need this recognition. I'm telling you to feel like amongst men. I'm the better guy will alpha alpha, and then is to attract the women I is rooted in derive from that. And so that becomes a thing and less of working out film studying and all that stuff wasn't to deal. You know in almost as John was talking. I started thinking about something because always parallel stuff to the streets. Right. And so it's almost like the guy who was a sales drugs, and nobody knows he says jokes, right? And he pop. Up one day to neighborhood. He has a Mercedes Benz or he has been Lee. Right. And he spends more time showing off his bit Liam as Mercedes and clothes and jewelry. And you say to yourself man, he just been selling drugs in mine and his business. Nobody would ever knew what was shoot of. But you know. But now you put yourself out there because you're focused on something else. In your your your reasoning for doing it is no different than the guy who's selling who who invented best buy or some shit. You know what I'm saying? But, but it's really the same parallel, and in the commodity, you had around Gaza street to say, hey, we don't come up. So that we don't get this money together is just like the guy business sitting on the whiteboard. San hey, you know, this these are the projections for the company, this is what we're going to do these things start to actually happen. And instead of having the Trump mentality say, hey, we're all going it becomes, hey, how made you mother fuckers, you know, in a stand up in his more about me, and I just seen that thing become destructive. And like, you know, what I'm around guys and I'll like like subtle stuff. Like I was talking about. And I just want to frame this from a listener like. Like different cues, like if I'm around somebody, and they got to put their name on a business or they have to like, they like, you know, you can tell a lot even by people when it position themselves and pictures, you could tell a lot by captions. You can tell a lot by person just how they perceive social settings. There's just a lot of on spoke of stuff that you can see what guys you can blog. Okay. Does. This is all about this guy. I don't really want to be associated affiliated with it. Because when you're what a group of guys man you trying to build something. And this is just not this is not even a suggest anybody like, the the the thing that business has to be the main thing, and it has the state of Maine thing, and is very touchy for people who have never experienced fame or some level of notoriety. And once that becomes available is almost like that they can't help themselves because they've like man, I gotta have this shit because always wanted. I never said I wanted, but I gotta want it. I have to have some people some people experience. Through sports, some people like, okay, cool. But like ACA remember, I went to a multi level marketing. You ever had those conventions those conferences, right? So go to one and I remember seeing these guys on stage. I'm like, yo these dudes like wanna be famous. You know what I'm saying? I said don't want to they are in those communities those community and these communities these those wannabe celebrities of so fucking pathetic. But you know, and so it hit me, I sit man he's guys the trappings of fame and oughta stuff is so. These are just my experiences. Nothing more nothing less. These are just my experiences in I would never want to be a line with anything like that. Because I just know long-term it never works. I just don't think that can be your main focus if people start to know you because you're good at your craft football or sales, or my lifting whatever it is this podcast that just kind of comes with it. I think but it, but it was never like my thing was how can not initially. How can I help people sell supplements? And then just a whole bunch of mother fuckers started about it. It's out happen. I want to leg we're talking about before the show. I wanna give the listeners a picture that that I brought up before the show, and that's like so what we're kind of talking about is picture. The car dealership commercial in your air. Great example of Jimmy Barnes is car dealership is Volkswagen dealership and Jimmy Barnes is sixty three years old with horrible plastic surgery. He's five foot two and he has a horrible wig on. And he is the centerpiece of the commercial come to slow. Oh, come to Jimmy Barnes, vote Volkswagen, and it's like dude look at that shit. Like that dude is disgusting. I'm going to change the fucking channel. But Jimmy Barnes because Jimmy Barnes owned the motherfucking car dealership. He calls the shots. Right. It's his marketing money. So he wants that camera time. So everyone knows who Jimmy Barnes is Jimmy you're a fucking slob. And no one wants to look at you. So if you actually put that money into someone presentable who was presenting value, not your fat ass in your cheap suit and your dirty shoes. Maybe someone would listen somebody by fuck and bullets Waggin. Beat off your Volkswagen. Jimmy. Jimmy to shit out of here. That's a good example, though, John and everybody has one of those guys in their town, brother. Oh, like kinda them. Everybody has a town. But once again being famous in wanting to be notarize is the death. I believe is the death of the internet. I believe is the death of our country on a lot of levels in just the spotlight and people having to have it and having to be notarize life. Well, they start making decisions based on that. And not based on what the business should be. And I think that's where it all starts to get hazy people that are coming up seen in the fitness industry. They're making decisions on all what I be feature on. That person's I g some but not like if I'm really good at this thing all these people can know about me anymore sense. That kind of a small example. I just think there's this thing called the look at me disease. Look at this. I'm always talking about. I g it's like, I just think about okay. So I'm not the most active person on it. But I'm semi active. And it's like when I think about putting something up. It's to make a statement right for a purpose or it's to share something. It's never look at me because I don't fucking care. If you look at me like I want to if anybody could think whatever they think about me, I want them to think freely. I don't want to control the narrative in their head. Let them make up their own mind on me. And that's it. Now, if I'm going to share something myself, it ain't going to be. So you look at me. I'm just just just trying to share a point. And if you find value in it, great if you don't. Swipe up. Absolutely look at me disease. Dude fuck off, and and as people, you know, in the listener as you grow business as things start to work out. You know, we we talk about just the basics and a starting point of business and everybody has their head down. Everybody has their head down. And it's almost like, you know, you'd think how like what if what if what if things astronaut go great for him. Then it becomes about. Look at me because I always wanted more fame on more notoriety. Right. And I believe this stuff is deeply rooted into a lot of stuff is routed into our childhoods in great schools and junior in high school, and when you didn't have things how people naturally interacted with you. You know, saying are how people naturally took onto you are friends that you made. And I think that the older we get if we didn't get some sort of acceptance. It wasn't cool. Just because of who we are. I think we then grab the things are the business that we're in. We leveraged that too. To get that attention that we didn't have. And that's just my personal analysis on it. And you know, you can take it for what you want to. But it's like it's like the fucking fifty year old, you know, forty five year old doctor who is just known as the nerdy school. And then he comes up, and then he's a cool car. And I knew a guy like that. Now driving a Mazda miata now. Dr. Right. That has has he he's he's little axe myself. Just when I look at him, right? And I say one he has a short man's conflict to he's literally five to but he has and there's nothing wrong with portions. I don't want to say this. But to have three Porsches is like says a lot about your penis. That take an inch off each Akina size. Every by. Maybe to support, but he wants one. Excessive? It's not really necessary and from a personal standpoint. I don't know what he's trying to get. But I always think like, you know, back to childhood like, what is it that? You didn't have that. Makes you want to offensive worth. It's amazing that you can go back in and look through those things and those things can be real clear. I think if people. Yeah. And into what I think another one that's real important. Not I didn't have a lot of importance on. But the high school like format of. In the food chain. Right. I'm already jungle. Yeah. I'm already telling my kids like don't even matter because it all like, you're in this low ass world in a suit as you leave. Everybody goes their own way, you talk to one or two people that you fucking graduated with in its in its the slate. Go matter fax, it doesn't affect you. I'm trying to. So I didn't have somebody tell me that it really doesn't mean anything it will affect you a little bit. But if I could start to hammer into them that that that guys with that that table really in the scheme of things might feel like it does something right now. But it doesn't really mean anything always somebody fucking told me that this dudes at that's cool. Probably won't even the mount anything in life. Like, it doesn't fucking matter. People trip on this shit fucks their whole life up because they weren't in the cool crowd. I'm like fuck you guys that are in the cool crowd, bro. Hey, cool. Fucking cool. But that person who's the person who's making you wait on your quarter Pounder may have been appointed at craftsy. Yes. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The lunch the position in the lunchroom where their lunch table was. They had to be in the corner without without the window. But yes, cockroaches is serious shit though. It leaves people literally for the rest, so then the gun business now have chips now, Nicole got now the man look down on you. Now, you're gonna wait on your quarter Pounder now. Now, you're gonna wait on McDonald's. There you go. Yeah. Maybe two I think understanding these kind of things and how they can affect how you operate is pretty important though. But that's also like I said lonesome go you can't get this shit anywhere else. I don't I don't give a fuck. Fuck. Pretty pre. I'm serious. I don't give a fuck who's talking? You can't find it anywhere else. You you won't get the shit anywhere else. And this is real shit. Fucking subscribe today. Mo- subscribed today when you become governor. I wanted to fuckers pie one of your advisers. Okay. I want to. That's where you belong. Yeah. Looks. The Senator I want to be an unofficial politician. I think you are I'll be Sharpton without the wig. No, no, no, no, no. If I sit in between his space to like so all politicians out say, hey, the more you talk to me more. You hear allows? I have not let go of all things gangsta still element of that. I'm just like, I mean, it's party. As part of is part is how you how you see the world. Just how you see things. Politicians don't allow themselves to be honest because they're always searching for the next thing because they're termed. But our politicians the ultimate gangsters there. The alternate game interest to me politicians or the all to gangsters. Oh, you talking about when you talk about the lobbyists, and you talking about people put money in your pocket when you talk about. Hey, John's my guy you donated to my campaign was that you would try to do you live to sanctions off a subtle Orleans, extortion Burma like you you really get into you'd be mop shit, bro. I'm coming to. I'm coming to your town. John's a wealthy businessman John on need you at my fundraiser. So the John says, I don't really like MAURICE, but MAURICE may have a chance of being in a position of power our host, you even at my house. Hey, John need you to call ten of your friends? Right. These mother fuckers may have went down to the, you know, democrat, Republican whatever it doesn't matter. He's going to host both of us because and if I don't the business that I own you're gonna remember when you get an office to me, a big mother hands. Hey, remember accent motherfucker full five thousand dollars donations. Bro. This is this is to is to. You've got to be a politician, but you twenty twenty four. Yeah. Keep it gangster. Mo. Right. Hey, nothing, but a g. You can drop that aiming. Brought to you by Robin Hood, speaking of gangster and secure future program. We wanted to mock they are democratizing the funding Toda's on the up and up there. They're fully legal and they comply love your biceps robinhood dot com. Get a free stock such as apple sprint. That's kind of gangster. Listen. If you guys don't have the money yet set up your account, right? I it's a very easy app to navigate. So when you do have the money, you are prepared to allocate it through robinhood, if you trade stock, and you do not traded on Robin Hood, you are a fool period. Absolutely. Hey commissions, why waste money in this world. Why I always say nothing's free. But one of these stocks is free. If you go to biceps robinhood dot com. Get a free stock such as apple Ford or sprint. You know? What else is free John? What's that? 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"Critics call Winston family instantly. Smart and incredibly funny. It's the feel great film. We need right now. Mark Wahlberg rose Byrne and you excited instant family now play PT thirteen. Radio news. I'm Rita Foley. Experts. Say black Friday, isn't what it used to be. But it's still the single biggest shopping day of the year. Cambra Nelson is a first time black Friday shopper in the Houston area from good ad. We're like, you know, we've never done. Black Friday before shoppers will spend twenty three billion dollars today. Say analysts a shooting at a mall in Hoover, Alabama injured a teenager and a twelve year old girl. It started with a fight between two young men than gunshots than one of the men took off and was shot dead. As police responded celebrity chef guy Fieri helped cook thanksgiving meals for the thousands who lost their homes in the northern California wildfire. I've never had away from my family from what we traditionally do. Thanks giving. It really was. I'd meet I met the nicest people, I saw more tears, hugs and laugh, Cindy experiences. Share the wildfire is now ninety five percent contained at least eighty four people died. President Trump saluted the military on Thanksgiving Day, then tackled a range of issues, including his public feud with supreme court Justice John Roberts Roberts says judges don't make decisions based on political beliefs. The president is warning a bedlam chaos injury and death if the courts blocked his efforts to overhaul immigration laws. He points out the ninth Circuit Judge sitting in some location, very far away is telling our incredible military and law enforcement, what to do the president pointed out all the immigration cases that go through the ninth circuit judges are going to have to get together. A congress is going to have to get together. And stop at the president says the threat is real at the border. We find that. It's it gets to a level where we are gonna lose control or people. Are going to start getting hurt. We will close entry into the country for a period of time until we can get it under control Donahue, Washington. This is AP radio. News say if you're looking for a unique holiday gift how how about an air selfie. If your arms are too short, and they don't allow selfie sticks. Where you are. And you'd rather die than a stranger to take your photograph. There's the air selfie a flying camera too small and light classified drone sales director. I lean Murphy showed off version two recent gadget show it flies farther, but she's already looking forward to what future versions will do. I wanted to be preprogrammed. So eight knows to go five and a half feet three feet. So it it merely goes to what I'll call a capture spot future air cell fees may also include automatic filters in better light adjustment. Warren levinson. New York Macy's is apologizing for technical difficulties after fans watching the Thanksgiving Day parade ripped into singer Rita or for what they saw as awkward. Lip synching or appear to be out of sync with the vocals, she tweeted her. Thanks to Macy's for its quote, honesty. I'm Rita Foley. AP radio news. Want entertainment designed just for you, then checkout, customizable, streaming TV from finishing. It makes your life simple easy. Awesome. Expending gives you, customizable, streaming TV options. Enjoy the most free shows anywhere on any device and even access your streaming apps. Right on your TV with x one. Go to expend any dot com. Call one eight hundred eighty or visit a store today. To learn more restrictions apply.

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Meth claims another victim, Alligators

Tessa and Elliot Argue

30:14 min | 1 year ago

Meth claims another victim, Alligators

"WHOA yeah hello welcome to T- ANTACID ASS and I'm Elliott this is Tesla Elliott argue each week. We bring you a list of stories and headlines and all kinds of crazy crap that we found this week and share it with each other and you and you feel weird to be recording on a Monday. Yes normally record on a Saturday Saturday weird days late on this one. We had a really long week last week. We Dan so naked Wisconsin. Man Arrested says he was on quote tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid river don acid before have I ever done. I know I said I've never done before. I haven't even though I know superior by very close to that has he will he says about it is amazing yeah. He said it was amazing. He says like sometimes you will see something in you. Awake have a mini lake trip. Really I'll seize on shit like really he's a yeah. I have an often known. We're just like occasionally like some loud noise or like really bright thing or something yeah yeah. He's like either done it too. He's like I did it too many times. He's already like I know I did it two times so our neighbor lady. I have a funny story out acid. She lady while the Old Lady that I use lower. She does yeah so she we remember we kept coming home and like the light would be out on the lights would be out on by our front door year door light and society said that the reason it was out because our one neighbor would take the fuse out of ours and then turn flashing lashed his lights on and off and do acid Oh. I didn't think it was acid now. She said she never told me this story. Just crazy fucking crazy crazy anyway ever Levine's new single. I fell in love with the devil upsetting some Christians Solving Christus. I'm Christians. Have you heard the theory that Arrow Arrow Evita's dead yet. You've told me this theory apparently to some fans. She will see him later boy. I didn't even know she was still making use it. I didn't either wow the last marriage from her. She got divorced from nickelback and didn't even know she's married. nickelback man. That's fucked off shop knows on. I don't know what his name is. Nicole and going back with an asshole is brother. Rope Dick that guy their other brother smashmouth their cousin. Guy Fieri creed was is not available. I created knickebocker seriously entertaining other. I think the creed dude seriously out. Oh yeah I mean they're often anyone. Gillette recalls razors because they're quote to sharp. I do too good of a job away. Oh man that's if I'm GONNA kill myself. Anyone who's Gillette Razors Sally. No one reached out last this week at all. It'd be like how mental health they were all like good episode. It was like hey okay. You'RE GONNA make it by how those demons inside no one while a good episode so help no one now probably get some caffeine tack cheese anyway too short those razors contributive the job k. guy in airplane when the airplane or whatever he's in the bathroom shaving and they're crashing and so he he's like having two along. Gillette sponsored. That's let's Louis is not Liam Neeson's Liam. WHO's the guy the guy from naked gun. Who's WHO's in the first one. I don't think he's in the second one. Oh his name. I don't know he's not in the second window rate. The capt or the is Dr. I think Dr Shirley don't don't call me Shirley doctor. I can't remember who it is not in the second. No he is. I couldn't remember I have not seen that they they do a lot of call backs to people because they do like a hangar whatever they keep calling it back but I mean yeah anyway yeah. let me see if you're the second arrived no like a ferris wheel. You know when you're like literally. I've been the last person off affairs feeling right. That's happened to me a bunch yeah. I'm ill but not really yeah tyler and his cousin is historic. Got Stuck on. It's a small world ruined to Disneyland you you. That's like the worst right along right anyway. Row Isn't the worst thing to get off just stopped. We were just sitting there area as somebody can suicide. They jumped on your like again. It's a small world anymore. Only that Ban as bad passengers get stuck on six flags rollercoaster for two hours. That's not bad at the peak. They were up at the top and it was ninety. Two degrees Dow with soft flow would soft pissing your pants. Would I mean I I could not go to six flags with my cellphone. I would be so afraid of losing it. Yeah or by glasses terrifies me very expensive glasses fucking. I can't lose their national treasure to me but they had to walk down. The sides like blade safety. Honest is on no hello I'm done. They will be like I'll fucking die in pissing hires. GonNa Kill Mice. I'm a way easier quite your razor for help cheeses. We'll get the national suicide prevention hotline Call what's wrong. We're right. We're anti influence ice cream. Truck makes instagram stars pay double. I saw this and I was like yes ice cream truck. Thank you love that anything. That's Li- the Little Lake bitches I'll give you a shout instagram shot up. No one cares about your instagram Rebecca. florina suspect caught after trying to steal car failing to drive stickshift. I saw this to do. You know how to drive a stick I don't i. I wonder how many people actually know how Dr Stick in the United States. We're the only country where there's more manual than There's less manual automatic now. Really I think we were at least a couple of years ago. When I saw I totally lost I have no idea Rick Rick Dies Ray Charles Incorrect Rick Todd himself Dan Not that. It's really not that hard to understand the concept of yeah town in Florida fines men thirty thousand dollars for not mowing his lawn while he was has gone for one month threatened to foreclose on his home if he can't pay that sucks does suck thirty thousand dollars. There's I mean how high cut the grass have been in a month not that. I couldn't have been now where there's no way thirty thousand dollars. Is it the homeowners association. I'm sure you probably is this is one of the ones I didn't read. This is why fucking assholes does a thousand dollars day high for. I don't think it could be that long. You can't be that long. Yeah you have like a week or two at least before it's like really notice. Aloha Cheerios people moon somewhat he can't Mohan and and then negate the the cost or whatever like that's the story wasn't really that easy on the run in North Carolina Eludes Lewd capture for more than three weeks. It is still on the loose. Oh really I read. The article is still like yeah. We're like many need eyesores. Are they really floss after they use forelegs an EMU you EMU yes you're gonNA let yeah. Isn't it like a four giant Alpaca. It's a giant bird thinking God Allama maybe I I guess I am giant bird. I guess so you know what the fuck does thinking in an ostrich. Yes I know I'm not used to. I guess I I guess I am. I was just like really again for us. Episode Protests Right the government is blindfolding mountain goats to fly them back to their native habitat in Washington. The here's some quote get there. You know the goats population has more than doubled over the past twelve years according to a two thousand sixteen. US Geological Survey report there are estimated seven hundred hundred and twenty five in the Olympics area right now. The park service says here's where it gets interesting in addition. The service says some goats have become aggressive in dangerous to humans and the they're attracted to the mineral salt licks that are found in the cascades but because there are no mineral salt licks in the Olympic National Park. They have sought out human salty sweat in urine. You may be pissing mouth L. yet now. Jesus so yeah I guess they just kind of migrated their in state hanging out near the toilets krause. Oh disgusting yeah to rogue penguins returned to Sushi shop after police ban them Yay Florida. They've got it like a couple of times. No Kill lifelock thank you sean had held at a couple of clubs well so it's not it's more so like the wording they they were forcibly removed angry. Penguins can get oh probably about their beats. fucking can hurt too when you call them. waddling renegades the article call long done reading This is seriously fucked up here. Pasture said he was sucking demons out of men. He sexually assaulted victims claim Oh no here here's the other part now vitually the Minster asking questions about the strange ritual realize that something league wasn't right eventually. Oh my God here's more here's worry anymore. I wrote a row play here. All I think now now now you get hey Jim. This preacher keeps second my Dick saying demons in me. I think something strange is going on. Ah Shut your fucking mouth Bob. Get Your blowjob. Shut the fuck up. No stupid taste like Oh. This pastor is sucking my Dick. Something's not right here home. My God take math course it was I'd although I only got to that part where they eventually eventually. I was like that's enough. That's all I need. It's but it's really sad but anytime I read something weird about Church sex or incest. I'm always like Oh. It's definitely Alabama so sorry any Alabama listeners. We don't have any. I don't okay so they still listen to the radio. All the crank like nineteen four to seven four ORCA kids ages ten to fourteen steel parents car and gone a nearly six hundred mile road trips okay. Were they go so they. They're in Australia Australia okay so they went up the coastline around coastline yeah so and they got they almost got caught once for stealing gas all gas. They sell snacks almost yeah there was a girl. I remember in junior high so hadn't been in eighth grade. I think it was eighth grade now. She was one of those girls that was like the popular girl but also the troubled kinda popular girl. She eventually actually ended up going to the trailblazers. Remember that which was for those of you who did not go to our school. Trilogy was was like the not to say without song trouble for me. It's like troubled areas like you. Were going to get expelled. You need to go into this program. That has like highly can't keep kids graduating yeah. You got a kid. If you go there with your kid to trailblazers like now when they just call it like alternative school it was but it was like they ran like billionaire in the food shop in the gym. Yes and you're like what are these like little. It was just it was fake school. I remember having to deliver newspapers there on the newspaper. In new somebody's take copies to the trailblazer kids. They're like in the trailers like a crime and you're like It's all it gives us make fun of me when and I was like and they still do. I'm really fat who I can. I don't WanNa go there but no one else wanted to either but he also took the longest. You're like oh I could could become the whole period played anyway. One of those girls. She and her friend took out their parents Carwyn Carwyn. Her parents were out of town and drove around the whole night in ended up hitting a tree end like the one dude. He broke his neck or something to die. No you didn't die. He like really jacked himself up and he was like not in school for like a year because he had like really hurt himself. It was crazy and that was like right when she started. Stop becoming cool. Popular girl at became like on yeah. The trashy girl like doing like drugs hardcore drugs in the girls locker room and exactly any girl. Yeah Yeah Jessica are over. I remember she's got five kids to now. Get I mean. I don't have any sympathy for her. She was to me in high school but there is a grassy episode right once you treat your story. You know what I'm talking about. The grass ask you don't WanNa talk about the Christie crazy. Here's your from Ohio. Hey Liz if you are listening. Did you watch the grassy where you degrassi kind of person who yes maps talk to her about it she she might not be yea. Liz Liz Miami now. I love talking to Grassy. You really do with Clinton. I mean everything happened in the grassy so yeah it just a bad of a show while the worst of your shows. Oh Snow not definitely not. It's no fuck. What's that horse shows spirit. Y like that Hugh Luggage Watch the day I had had to finish it because I started watching with the one kid it's not. I I watched it when I was babysitting got hooked to now. I have to finish the story. You get your babysitting visiting. I don't know like three. He is it. My turn is definitely no future in the car and that's what we're talking about this one. I saw a couple times before Scott. Send it to me but Scott also Jimmy. You probably saw it to which police flushing drugs could could create Alabama. Meth gators got old. I was saving bring that story. Oh Good Look Alabama. You need to stop. You're never gonNA be as cool as Florida. Just stop this Tennessee Oh i. I thought it wasn't out Alabama skaters. That's what the Article Says Tennessee Police Department warns flushing drugs down the toilet could create meth gator's mind says says flushing drugs to agree Alabama meth gators. I copy and pasted. Oh my God they're just navy later. Beth gators. We're going to have less teeth. They're you're listening to science. Science gammy build. I Oh I did have a quote from it. Okay we stuttered to thank what one hyped up on meth would do. There was a game show way back in the day. in the whole premise was like you had to keep calm as crazy shit was happening around. You like your blood pressure had to stay low or whatnot correct so they do weird shit. You know off really really simple but laying in a chair like you're at the dentist and at one point at alligator is funky. Can you lifted out down from the sky laid right in front of them and I remember watching the daily show in Jon. Stewart was like be careful. This heavily sedated alligators right next to you right. It's like tied up all kinds of shit like its mouth all tied up young ain't GonNa do shit molly alligators on like tranquilize. It's it's it's a sleep. It might not even be real like Kuwait poor alligator we should. I think that's that's why we have the reptile guy that comes. The school is not so much the biggest reptile he's ever brought a python that oh no. I'm good across all the teachers held it. Yeah Gay on the my thing is my thing is because he would bring spiders in like. I help Tarantula head. Yeah well my thing. Is I already to he. I don't need that shit in my life will no one's asking you to do it. my thing is he wouldn't bring animals around the kids. That would actually hurt them. Well no shit. That's my thing like if they if they're letting being around you like it's fine. It's fine. I'm remember when you told me remember. When that guy came into church. Him is being really loud and saying the F. Word that word who've saying Fuck Shit anyway but and you're like Oh yeah I tend to not worry unless I see somebody. Nobody else worry like that's how I feel about it. Like I know like yeah I yeah. I guess if the one guy is not worried about it. It's no big deal. I guess that's true. You're a good one. This guy semi that one like early last week. It was saving that by that point. I was like all I know dude. That's a good one so aw damnit sculpturing it paying. Scot junk man sends injured baby bird to wildlife rescue centre in Uber. Oh yeah this nice yeah. It was the only passenger he didn't get in Wolf Different. WHO's he called. The wildlife preserve in was like I cowpeas pigeon. Sir No it was like a Goldfinch okay here. He's like struggling saved it sending in the number. That's that's kind of creative yeah. The Highest Strip club offers its couches for free to a good home and I would like to see the craigslist ad very serious eighty. US to black light here's what it says Scarlett Cabaret a telegraph Alexis former couch dance furniture put out to pasture warning may have stains they have stained unknown body fluids use at your own risk. We all know what those bodily fluids yeah grouse Jim. No thank you no good. Soga in a rare birds spotted in England turns out to be a seagull covered in that spot late my very good friend of Mine Michelle. Her parents are especially her data really into bird watching like really into that shit. I don't know how you could be into a hobby like that. The mental patients should have to Hap- people concert like Oh. You have a lot of patients to be driving in shocker. I guess S. maybe I do a little bit but like to be into bird-watching. You'd have to have so much patient. Oh yeah at the end. You're just taking a picture of it at most right. That's weird really excited about who they get. They get DAB owners like no other yeah. Yeah Jesus Elliott is at your that was yours yeah. That's mine. Wait you know about Katy Perry. She's a singer and did you know that she's interested in living forever. Aren't we all key period is quote lots of Animas to prevent agent. Jesus that is so unnatural or something proves the rickles fuck that is there. Anything proven the animus dumb experience. I know it's really just to keep your buffalo's infamous. Yeah yeah is. You're just trying to keep your buffalo's. I mean what not from experience Elliott she's she's as confused as when he had an we've never paid for a you've never insurance turns while I was like going through so much about what he did not want this thing where he like keeps medical shit for me the liberally don't tell me things one tommy after it either goes away by one crack tooth. That's the one thing that and oh that I feel like I can't see things anymore. In the white with the lights will dim. We feel like I can't hit what what or the fact that like. You think about death all that. I don't think I don't who just do. It's really fucking Dart because that's how I am but anyway he'll keep it from me until after eating what other things the one big big thing that was running your mouth and then it went away yeah okay it. was there for like a week. It wasn't even that long. I don't Care Kevin because he knows without giving a lecture about him not having insurance so he keeps it from me and like everything's fine this reject this story in which this my last one after you area fifty one photo elite elite mermaids like African American mermaids that's fantastic. I that Ariel Shit drives me insane which we didn't really address very well. Last Time David Question Little Mermaid the cast a woman of color and now people are outrage there the ones upset the guy fear is GonNa be Ursula. GERN Ramsey's gonNA be chef literally. That would the amazing. I'll be saga if he does. That would be legit. I would be legit excited for lack great. Yeah my friends Caesar was she was a huge Aerial Fared Little Mermaid van really like the Cart Victory Disney Disney version of the others not dark presence. Hell overtime I walk. It's like getting stabbed in the foot like I'm become seafoam because I don't have a soul but anyway but she was talking about how like and this is. How I learned plus on was fish. I just learned that today plus on this fish but so the in the one part of it he's singing it asks he's like cooking. Dinner is GonNa let plus on Layperson Hee haw and he's literally just hang the fish the fish ha ha hi yeah she's the best part of that would be. Gordon Ramsay singing yeah. That'd be really cool. I think it would be great. I don't like the way I think that'd be fantastic. Yeah yeah here's my loss. One man seventy seven deemed quote too old to be a threat kills again after prison release. I Title I saw that now. The first thing I thought of was Rican morning. Do you remember the episode where Rick Is. Selling weapons is to like that murderer. Alien is yeah in the murder. Bugging goes out here. I go killing again. That's exactly what I thought. Oh era go kill it against get against what the book there is that one episode probably not getting out of kid no no definitely not the one episode and he goes family guy but it was back in the day it was a long time ago but it was there they were like redoing old movies or whatever Shawshank Redemption Redemption Okay and it was Cleveland and he was like he he the first parole he gone to like. I'm a changed man. They were like denied right right right yeah and then when he finally goes into Hayes. I'll fucking kill every last one of you must love a movie he goes. I don't give a fuck yeah in a Karol yeah so anyway. That will do it for us this week. They WanNA depressingly talk about. How're the boy podcast network. Scott also founded very music. I remember how last time you did three takes on the little. I put all three it edit any of that. I should listen to the episode was funny yeah. Oh it was really funny so defeated. It's like yeah she just Kinda. Get down like yeah. It must have been a rough week and I was like yeah that was like thirty five minutes. It was amusing. 'cause you dislike river riven like it's it's literally like pulling teeth. You defeated about inside yeah. That's exactly what I mean. He didn't make fun of you just like Kyle. She didn't give a fuck. Did she comes only no. You're right nailed it. I feel personally victimized by budget arcade anyway part of the little grey boy podcast network. All kinds is a great shows. Yes coffee rampage media obscure my Wax Museum Budget Arcade Film Soliloquy Nights nerds just think he's as Kelly back so there you know. Do you have that last Florida Man Story. Yes Florida man captures infamous gator Chansa. It's the snapper in Chicago Park Lagoon. Nice in Chicago says he's Park Lagoon. Maybe it's okay anyway. We'll see now Chicago. Yeah Well Real Florida. I'm in Thai Man Yeah. He's from Florida all right. Thanks bye DOC.

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354 - Thou, Nature, Art My Goddess (10/1/19)

Chapo Trap House

1:16:18 hr | 1 year ago

354 - Thou, Nature, Art My Goddess (10/1/19)

"Uh-huh yeah okay all right and gang we are back to our regularly scheduled programing slightly me. Matt and Virgil we are back fully recovered from our weekend of that Crispin Birthday debauchery and depravity and Beautiful Atlantic City. I would say America's probably most most romantic and gorgeous city totally down. AC is for lovers a suit for lovers fighters of methamphetamine. it was a great time and I really wanted you to will to say the thing you saw because I haven't been able to stop think about it since you described it. I'm kind of annoyed. I missed the advertisement that you saw the. Oh Man oh man. This is like this is This made me glad that I I I did not in by Bennie sort of fear loathing style enhancements to our trip to this this this gambling Mecca 'cause we were walking down the Atlantic city boardwalk at at night already a you know quite seen what I hear is voice will just Beco- across the boardwalk without warning Magin the city from blade runner but like all the images invoices or Guy Fieri is there will be like got to read duckie sauce available for you on the off world colonies spice displace rubber pork slider is coming to you live from the next six. I've seen deep things you people wouldn't believe deep fried case is off salad salad bar yeah. Let me see any boardwalk already aside so we're we're. We're we're all sort of making our way down to the hard rock hotel and casino which was again. Dan An absolute site to be well. We got there as a journey. Concert was letting out so it was a it was an ocean of guy theories. Female Jerry is the one that really struck me as we came in and I immediately a cigarette guy. He's got the bright white bleached hair shot shot up from his head with the ball spot in the top and he's super just cheeto orange but best of all he had a Sunn glass shaped Suntan line around his eyes. He looked like one of those guys who was the first nuclear test. WHOA like took the glasses off and that was the difference that was how is like how long you've been wearing those glasses and I was like I was pointing out and was like look at that guy and then and he went away and I was I was like that guy and I turned out of scorn around. Oh there is and I looked and it was not him. It was just another guy who looked exactly like him. So Saturday night walking down the Atlantic City Boardwalk to the hard rock hotel and casino again seen now imagine this you're walking down there and like one the giant video billboards as you're walking down on the boardwalk. I I begin to see an advertisement that is just literally like a first person shooter style view of a mass shooting. We're just like a gun going down a hallway and it's like will you be ready ready for a mass shooting and I'm like Holy Shit. I'm glad I'm glad I'm in a state where like my vibes don't matter because if I was in a vibe sensitive frame of mind that would have killed me and then so like I'm watching this. I'm like what the fuck is this and it's just showing people cowering under desks and translate barricade adores and what I realized that it was an ED for a product. It was like some sort of way that you could like bootleg. Cham- Madore shut in your office this or school in the event of a mass shooting attack a piece of wood door stopper kind of like like a like a rope you can tie around the doors something like like a like a cord attached to the side of the door from approximately where the handle was down to the baseboard and you stretch the court out and pull it over the handle so it's like you. The door handle is now courted the wall. You're supposed to walk around like an Alpine mountaineer out near where the fuck at length of Para quarter on your shit is the World Gorka after nine eleven trump went on TV and said he was interested did in getting a parachutes and just like having a parachute all the time yeah in case he was in one of his buildings and it was nine eleven she she can jump off building only. I don't think that's how parachutes work now. You'll be fine yeah so that was yeah slice of the old dystopia vibe check then we got to monetize right. We got to the hard rock in the Felix rightly pointed out. There was just demonic onic energy coursing through that entire. The hard rock has been there. I heard it was fun. It was not things are always bad. You know what I think. You're right yeah our Trad podcast. I want to let everyone know that I did make a matching donations of the Bernie Sanders campaign compaign that equals the quote unquote donation that I made what I assume. Is You know the hard rock nonprofit. They build wells or something or they do. You know artor schools or something. No I donated Bernie Sanders the equivalent amount of money which was not insignificant that I lost playing a my cousin vinny slot machine. I don't understand people do this shit for hours. I just sat there for like ten minutes and was like Oh there goes my money. I don't don't like I'll anyway so yeah. I I made a matching donation to Bernie Sanders and the hard rock hotel and casino but good. The news is third quarter filing report out a Bernie. has taken a big haul big old hall was twenty three and a half million dollars twenty five. I believe one point eight front of me. I can just check it right now. I think it's a one point eight million individual donors of those donors. The top jobs jobs were Walmart top employers were Walmart starbucks. I believe McDonalds McDonalds and podcast guests in the number of professionals teachers. It's twenty five point three million one point four million donations the top three employers were starbucks Amazon Walmart and the average donation was eighteen dollars was at one point four donations or individual donors one concern alien donate. Okay okay he's. He's got a million donors but I think those are repeat because some of us are on the monthly monthly plan yeah. Yes Oh also on the fundraising. Here's the other interesting thing that was published as Pete Buddhism edge had like an insane hall put like from four people something like nine hundred million dollars from Lake Yeah three individuals. I believe it was a friend of the show Jacob Back Raccoon said that that is the work of presidential candidates that is so because it is just pure. Silicon Valley of venture venture capital speculation with no fundamentals underlying any of someone pointed out amount of and Weigel in twenty fifteen when the Republicans had fifty people running mm for president. Nobody had a single quarter hall as big as Bernie's to him up. I I just think Buddhis- interesting because he's polling it like I don't know like five or six percent is pretty bad. It's like holding steady. It's not like you know like Kamala or anything because he's in the second tier yeah but I think it's interesting the huge money that he's pulling in. I think it's an interesting sign of he's getting enough money that he can. He can hang around long enough to like we're out any of the big ones flaring out dramatically and I just think it's a it's an interesting indication of where a big money hedging their bets against Biden hidden and backstopping Buddhis- to kind of keep him in the running long enough to perhaps be a kind of dark horse and like things like we work proof that these mother fuckers just have too much money because they can waste it on total like sky throws like this is an absolute loot long shot but putting giving money to him as an insane risk but hey what else you gonna do with it. The pile can only get so high before it starts falling over you might as well give it to him. Oh and then also virtually showed me this video this weekend and I cannot fucking believe it the video of Buddhism edge walking to pick the UAW picket line. Oh yeah can we can. Could we put that in strike fun yeah. They got pretty good. Check of money the twelve years in jail so yeah he he's he's talking to one of the strikers and he's just like a fellow worker the hour you and then he just ask him on camera point blank so how big's the strike fund. How long are you guys GONNA hold out. Would you say that the unions are will to continue striking is waning. What's the feeling ED headquarters in terms of strategy. What kind of concessions would you be willing to make to manage said he. He talked to him like he was interacting homeless per yeah. No that's exactly what it was and he was. I mean he's he's a robot and he you know he just loaded the program ramp for I duNno worker. Here doesn't have that file not found so just loaded the program for someone who's Kid got shot at a school. The Gee gees man. That's you're doing all right so you're you're really wow so. You're just not work. Hey you know you'll so you'll get back to work soon enough. Get back on your feet. He he alerted the program for like a Hobo interaction up. So would you say that this town. It has good vegetables or untrustworthy. How are the real yard balls in this part of town and no one was buying the guy he was talking to. You clearly did not want to talk to. I there whose idea was it to set up this fucking. It's one of his Gargoyles guys. They've looked they know where his is his weaknesses. This is our everyone who does not own a boat so they're like. Hey most of those guys picking. Don't have boats. Let's see him talk to them. Oh he was he was doing the Virgin Walk. Aww He's like just a side by side of him with his head down in that long strike clearly wants to be over with this so he's trying to walk faster to make it. You know you know hurry things along I could be Steven Spielberg's house right now housing using canapes and having my ass kissed Kate capshaw and that's of course that's the way. WGM strike where it which I believe is going into its third week yes last week. Bernie appeared at the votes Chicago Teachers Union about whether to go on strike which passed ninety nine percent he gave a speech is there on a huge really well received where he attacked by name the Democratic Mayor of Chicago lightfoot yes and he told them straight out no you're fighting fighting of glass war and then the next day he went out to Detroit and he spoke at the picket line with the UAW workers and was you know very you know pounding on podium kind of speech and was really well received their and that's just that's such a striking contrast between Bernie actually giving a speech the UAW Piggott and then had worn tweeted about it and then you had mayor Pete who thought well. That's that's the place to go. I'll just just head on over there. No it was very Kendall. Roy Energy Bernie giving support to potential teacher strike. I think is really huge because that is the one type of strike that Democrats won't even pretend to support because they usually are good about pretending to give a shit about private sector you you strike actions and stuff but when it comes to public workers that's where you know. They're looking to have that job that they're looking to negotiate with those people so they're looking to be the boss. That's like like the Democrats are the bosses about urban municipalities and so they they can't even pretend to support like things like teacher strikes also repeat is the one I candidate. I think who is most likely to start wrapping awkwardly thinking like this is really smart. This is so good. This is showing another side of he does that thing. I think it's on fallon or might be one of those awful fucking late night. Shows were slow jam the news and that's him he's done that. Buddha shares has done that so yeah. He's already halfway not slow jam. He's not slow asked him to do doing so no time for this since I will not sanction your buffoonery just goes on all the shows and he's doing the Carpool Karaoke yeah the fucking dances with James Corden well. It's really been a fucking dog shit slow news week which is very funny for us to say because everyone else is shitting themselves shitting their stomach lining out because the peach mid is finally happening like I said to me once again boring boring. Is it boring that in a second anonymous whistleblowers come forward to say that Mike Pompeo yeah the secretary of state had had an email was on the same email chain as Olga Kalashnikov buckle up you know and it's like this is like technically I understand like I've already interested because like all of trump's surrogates have thrown so much chaff. There changed the whistle blower statute and like I understand. This is all bullshit strategy. Just confuse pedophile the issue or whatever but I've already lost interest well. Here's it's working. Here's why I'm bored with it and the trump says I think I think the response from the trump camp has been really funny so far. No I'm bored because it just sounds like the same ship from two years ago. This is a rerun remake. Yes and it's an remake where once again the basic thing the incipient incident is obvious corruption by a potential Democratic Democrat opponent. It's a reboot your reporting in Muller. Things is the force awakens new thing. I want to see a new. I just love it other death star fucking. Don't care what you call it star. I love defending hunter dumb. Shit crackhead Biden's and five hundred fifty grand a month job for the Ukrainian National Gas Company that he absolutely got on his merits and was not make it influence-peddling. It's paddling. No it's okay that he did that because that's just how things are and you know with. Donald Trump's kids have done it. You wouldn't think it's okay good. This is fantastic. I love everything depends on me giving a shit about one element of a massive tapestry of official fucking sanctioned corruption and be like no this went beyond the line and calling the Ukrainian president asking him. If you ever saw trump's cameo in home alone two that crosses the lie yeah we're just so many different like elite failed kids like pokemon the battle the other fighting each other cast unter against Joe John Donne junior and as we've all stipulated hunter would destroy destroy yeah just like pass don't care out of here is that by the way Hunter Biden's Pokemon type rock type AH HE IS GIO dude for sure I mean it's it's hard to know because it's like I think it's technically the correct thing to do because I think it's good to give the trump people and everyone else kind of a busy busy box walks play with no that's exactly but and like their response has been very very funny when you have Giuliani on TV literally saying say goodbye to the bad guy you think they're going to be the hero own mind just seeing his disgusting s Felix describing just piss soaked folks feces mouth on television. Just drool like just have a seizure on television Larry's but then again the response response to it is like again can't make you feel good about all the Democrats are in charge of this and the Biden campaigns responsiveness was to write a letter to all the major news and cable network saying we are asking you very politely but firmly not to have Rudy Giuliani on awful. It's just like why wouldn't you want him on. It's not like we have anything to hide and we're suggesting that because he might be an insane person but he is doggedly fixating on the my my kids job that we don't want you to talk to him. It's classic Democrat stuff. I love it here. Here's the best way because it's it's in the I think here is the best way to Suss out you know what to think about impeachment and that's through a Wall Street Journal opinion piece from last week that I definitely I definitely bookmarked except I thought it would be good to a good lens to view this and it is simply titled. Would Shakespeare impeach trump well. He was a playwright. He didn't wasn't in Harlem. All wasn't a politician well presented milliner. I believe yeah glove maker as it says the president is no more corrupt than King Lear. It's a good good point yeah yeah yeah so this is by Greg Appel key in the pages of the Wall Street Journal. Let's just let's just I'm into this and maybe through this. We can sauce out you. You know how we feel. I believe King Leaders Casino did not go under after six months. You know let's see what would the bard. Do you know so it says here the Democrats pushing impeachment teach meant simply don't understand Donald trump their latest theory that Mr trump leaned on Ukraine's newly-elected presidents Alinsky to tarnish Joe Biden and ease the path cather reelection in two thousand twenty has one glaring flaw. It isn't in keeping with Mr Trump's character okay. Let's think about that like what about this wouldn't wouldn't be in keeping with everything we know about the transcript or not a transfer. Whatever you WANNA call phone call yeah the thing where he sounds like himself yeah it. Wasn't you said like you know. This is funny but it actually does kind of feel bad that that's like a tunnel. You're looking get that you look at the thing like every world leader is listening to this child babbling their ear and I do feel embarrassed as a politician taste like like Obama Schumer Romney or whoever that okay what they're saying on stage. That's a lot of bullshit like when they when they're alone when they're telling the advisers or foreign leaders it's like okay. Let's get down to brass tacks and then with trump. It's like no there's no. There's nothing secret he might as well be talking to a bunch of you know retired Orthopedist in fucking suburban basketball stadium. It's just it's like a it's like one of his rallies and what was so. What's the President You buy. The phone. Call is the Ukrainian president just mirroring what trump says because I think at this point every other world leader gets they know out. Here's the easiest not ever to crack in terms of how you get good side. He's just saying you know yeah. Thank you though it was it was a great win very good yeah. No Anna wintour did look look terrible arable. She's very nasty person Mr President by the way those Jupiter missiles make sure that's a great deal of Oh my favorite thing about his reaction to this that he keeps describing it as a perfect folk focused such a fucking good phrase. Have you ever had a perfect phone. Call had a good phones every phone call. I've ever had his suck extolled shit. Why what's what's they created the technology where you have to give make phone calls. No one does anymore. No one makes vote calls out because it's terrible interaction so it's it's it's awful because a normal person when when you're talking into someone you want to see that person so you can read their body because you kind of care about what the other person is trying to communicate with you but we know that trump doesn't care what other people are trying to say to him to him. It's just like he's talking on the Flintstone phone do Mr President. I like talking to you. The only vocals I get now are in Chinese or like someone in India telling me the IRS is on their way to my house to arrest me unless I give them a five five thousand dollars Amazon Gift Card or my dad calling me to like a coordinate a playlist to be played at his funeral again. He's imperfect. He's doing fine but he just wants to update me on like his his death spotify playlist but just going on here. Let's go back to this would shakespeare impeach trump says the Democrats like it. Don't understand trump's character because I guess they haven't doesn't have a character. He has zero virtues. Choose a human being like even the virtues of like a cruel titus andronicus like he has no personal virtues. He has nothing but vice and weakness nece younger percent. We've known this for over three years. Why is anyone pretend over twenty years like about this public persona scumbag like the the first paragraph. They're saying like you know the one glaring flaw with this. Is that like everything we know about. Trump's character would lead us to believe that he's not the kind the person to embarrass sleazy fucking like just pathetic attempted graft and bribery over the phone. That's what he's been doing. The Guy who ragamuffin how how close Wilsey was to the Gambino family so going on here it says anyone who observed this man during his two thousand fifteen sixteen run for the White House learned one thing he he doesn't think he needs anyone's help to defeating his political opponents. okay okay. I got it. He sees himself as Gulliver and his challengers singers is little no fuck you you cannot have to literary fucking metaphors year your lear. It's fucking swift or Shakespeare. You pick fuck off trying to extort a mafia like favor to defeat. Mr Baden would it be would be an admission of weakness likely the most odious character traits that Mr trump I mean that's true like despises that in other people but it's not like he doesn't exhibit that he doesn't view himself exhibiting that trade as a character flaw. No that is like as you said that's his only character trait. No this is just a classic trump scheme. It's completely half ast and it's just it's straight up just saying to someone on yeah. You'll get to the bottom of this for me won't you. I mean everyone the Democrats still remember him saying in two thousand fifteen during the during the race or twice sixteen saying. Hey Russia. Give me more stuff. I love it and of course yeah. They say oh. That was a joke but even if it's a joke the premise of the joke is he would like help in. He admitted that even vigny jokingly in public so the idea that he is psychologically incapable of asking for help somebody wrong going on here. It says even more ludicrous is the notion ocean that he would reveal such need for assistance on a high profile phone call being overheard by doesn't officials in both countries in Mr Trump's world real warriors don't connive they conquer. What does this guy think. Donald Trump is also if this is so ludicrous to think that he would never make such an embarrassing phone call why did they they immediately. Scrub it and put it on a secret server to keep it out of official government channels. Also you conquer by conniving. He's not fucking pat hat and he's a fucking real estate scumbag behind people's backs and you just like fucked them over and don't like would you say about Oh. There's no way he just stiffed gift contractors on one of his projects that would admit he doesn't have money. He did that for a fact. It'd be like yeah. You have a million dollars for putting in these windows. He's like no. I don't fuck you good luck consuming and he did that so he. There's no it mystifying editorial. We haven't even gotten to the Shakespeare the obvious explanation for trump's request of a favor springs from what seems to be the prime motivation behind all of Mr Trump's behavior a profound own sense of pride in his accomplishments and deep indignation when anyone calls them into question having been lambasted corrupt. Mr Trump likely wanted to expose Mr Mr Brydon as a weasel and not the honorable moderate man the former vice president styles himself as but wouldn't it be the same. The motive wouldn't Matt. It's the same action it's it's yeah. It's trying to use leverage of this webb. He'll yes we get information about Biden. That still doesn't matter if it's about out pride or wanting to beat him. It's the same thing let's go further here. I'll maybe it'll make sense if I keep reading if Democrats really want to understand bags on our heads I if Democrats really want to understand the president they would read Shakespeare's King Lear aging monarch wants is to be loved and appreciated by his three daughters autres how sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child. He laments about his eldest governor. All GonNa roll. Gonorrhea trump hates his fucking kids so they don't kiss his ass enough now because of the weak little chip yeah Mr Trump is lear and the country is the king's daughters what wounded the king more than anything was feeling gratitude. What seems to goal Mr Trump. Most is the thought that his entire record low unemployment substantial tax cuts booming link stock market deregulation judges go unacknowledged by his GonNa Roll Reagan enemies who instead seek to obstruct him at every turn after a series of seemingly never-ending assaults on his dignity lear painfully observes out on the rainy heath. I am a man more sinned against than sinning. It isn't difficult to envision Mr Trump trump saying the same absolutely totally agree dude. It's not difficult at all to envision trump saying that that complete with a subject object totally totally. I love to go yeah yeah. What galls Mr Trump. Is that the country just doesn't like him enough. Also this person has never read the fucking play at the beginning of it the inciting incident of it is it's he's stepping down from power and he's giving his power to his kids and rainy. Ghana Regan do kiss his ass. It's Cordelia who refuses to kiss his ass and he gets mad at her and then doesn't give her any of any of his kingdom right. Yeah does this lack the opposite of what happens that the play also and he's like a conqueror and a monarch who like he despises weakness and like value strength through a monarch what the fuck you care. If you're ignorant shits subjects like or love you seriously and also yeah like the your kids are not the same thing as the fucking rabble the a fucking pig fucking peasantry who you've never interact with even go around here says this is a very short paragraphs left but he says even adamant supporters quarters the President Art Blind his annoying character flaws the endless self-aggrandizement bravado the hyperbole the unpresidential disregarded yeah. No no no like adamant supporters. He means never trump conservatives. Yes those are the people who are annoyed by arrogant style as opposed to the trump supporters orders who like everything. Mr Trump's brashness invites his mistreatment to some extent he's mistreatment that is so funny. Shakespeare's lear was full of himself himself to and like the king. Mr Trump has been subjected to a daily barrage indignities distortions and outright falsehoods which render him a folk hero to his followers it was he was generally screwed over by in the troposphere story. Mr Trump's champions resemble the faithful Kent who called the monarch doc every inch a king every uncut and Mr trump they see every inch a president impeachment may turn earns some against Mr Trump but it will only rally those who actually understand them see this is why I support impeachment is because every never trump conservative initiative after saying you know we need to do something about trump has now now said of impeachment add timing not good so that's just a good bellwether for for why I think is probably because trump like lear is a senile old man and impeachment is basically trolling him him and causing him to react online a funny way and of course I support that I see. I don't think he he's missing a beat. I don't think she so much a Shakespearean figure and trump but more of a classical Greek tragic figure in so much that he's fucked his mother and his children yeah yeah. I don't know I don't I don't know about those impeachment. Thank the good thing is it doesn't matter when I think or what any of us think. Oh Yeah it's being done on by the House Democrats who by definition are terrible so it will be bad in practice regardless of what it's heretical merits might be. It's it's going to be bad to the degree that impeachment is limited to this Ukraine thing to a very specific act of collusion. Just one phone call that the Republicans can then throw up all this stuff and obfuscate the matter and make ambiguous and confusing in people's minds. I mean I guess the other the other like a buzz. Does your word that came out of this week. Outside of impeachment was of course civil war. Yup Folks Schroeck retweeted something from pastor. Robert Jeffrey is another apocalyptic. Yahoo said that if the Democrats go ahead with impeachment it will cause a civil war in this country this I mean this is. This is something that you know a right. Wingers have been fantasizing about since the Golden Age of the T. Kat Internet the early tea party stuff like this 'cause playing of Lucien and now and now they're moving into more of a civil war where they're like. We need to uphold the constitution by killing half the people in the country who don't revere it the same way we do and you know like obviously obviously it is disturbing have sitting president invoke a civil war if his if we use the democratic mechanisms of our government went to hold them accountable or attempt to I Dunno punish him in any way for his various misdeeds however I think we need to be clear. This goes goes back to. I think the fourth episode we ever did with Bayer. Yes we talked about the conservative fantasy of any kind of like a civil insurrection or civil war against the federal government and how funny an idea that was in the twenty first century but I just want to reiterate that there is absolutely nobody no one in this country on either side that actually is serious about having a civil war because nobody at the end of the day really wants to die no shit and honestly that's like if the good news because it's going to prevent a civil war but it's also the kind of thing that would prevent like a revolution. Americans don't want to die or more importantly some of his supporters reporter. They're not willing to die for anything bigger than themselves and that is GonNa stop people from doing anything that violent in any large numbers floors I do and but that's that's more STA cast viol- see that's the thing is that his supporters are on the whole pissed off and and much more heavily armed than his opponents well. That's always tell you fragmented and dissociated and like largely comfortable middle-class fat asses and and there are a few guys who have nothing left to lose but will you know worst case scenario. Trump gets impeached. You'll see like the bikers for trump will show up in Washington four sure they'll like they'll blocked the road for like two minutes until the cop shop and ask them nicely to stop and then they will because they love the cops so much. That's the real problem is that trump does not. I don't think have any kind of buy in with like any kind of significant sector actor of the military or the the police mechanism in this country so that if he was removed through ordinal functions terms of government that they would say no. We're backing him because he's not integral to anything. Members might like cops love trumps hops especially especially yeah but also if the COP if their boss tells them to clear never of some bikers for trump from blocking the street they're going to do it and so that means is that they're not going to be any kind of Maine major uprising. I mean might be if you guys who like yeah like tried to go. Kill Nancy Pelosi or something like that I mean I don't want to downplay like the potential for sporadic yeah individualized acts of violence or terrorism but like any kind of like mass secession or like organized as you know battlefront against. I don't know urban liberals or whatever Naga happen you know. Most of the people who are most of Sessa this idea are in a rascal ask scooter right now so like you know nothing like that could possibly happen. As long as the donkey sauce continues the flow the lights on you can get your fucking Seattle's Seattle's description about this again. Don't don't take too much from this idea because I think you've talked about this. Before the for more likely outcome than civil war in this country is just a kind of soft military dictatorship like you know Egypt or Pakistan or Thailand. Were you know Turkey or whatever where it's just basically the military as the biggest most durable most powerful sector of power in American society -ociety just basically takes over the resources and ordering of civil society yeah just to keep the donkey sauce flow in the supply chains as you know a running. If there's any kind of significant economic crisis the precipitates a political crisis the very richest secede from the public sphere her and then the military will come in to organize the books the economy along like sort of like a bunk house matter so everything's GonNa be run through like shit like two thousand fourteen in Thailand. You actually had something like a real civil war precipitating moment over the prime minister who was beloved by the Rural Peasantry and hated by the urban middle class and they were in the streets in in different colored shirts fighting it out for six months and then the military one day is rolled in the streets and said okay now no more this knock it off and and that's that's what would happen. Is that the military as a third force would I mean obviously the rule that they would enforce would be much more to the liking of the trump supporter hersher than the trump opponents but it would not it would not necessarily be like a trump infused blood and soil thing so much as a a man like a managerial police state yeah and that is why you know any a sanders presidency or like any left wing movement man or government or like. Let's say cheese power of any level in this country. It's goes unspoken in like nobody certainly sanders isn't really talking about it but I'd say like priority number one would be shrinking the size of the military and intelligence communities in this country and getting rid of the CIA and NSA wholesale of course turning Langley Langley into a parking lot that would probably be easier than military is a much tougher nut to crack but the best possible thing would be to just simply reduce the size and scope of the military to about if I'm being generous here a tenth of their current size of course doing something like that could would precipitate a real calm exactly that would lead to a military coup but I mean that's the kind of thing where if you can't do that that's mostly hope but all what's GonNa Happen. In the future yeah ZANDER's plan for criminal justice reform and one of the components. Is it something criminal. Justice advocates have talked about for awhile now is is the fact that the police have to do the job that a social worker should do so. It's about reducing the size of the gun police increasing the what the fuck is that. Oh no what do we do do you just go no no but like the people you know the founder her the founder fuckers and constitution hoppers in this country you talk about their love of constitutional governments and how we've strayed from the founders if you were to like bring any of them back to life and show them contemporary America the thing that would seem most alien horrifying to them is the vast standing army and bureaucracy military deeper accuracy that pervades every level of the US government that is the thing that they would probably be most horrified about and honestly that ministry free black people that'd be neck and neck with things but yeah I mean that is the thing that that would be a port to the founders of the country is having a standing military the size and scope of the one we have and I think project number one if you ever get into power is skill vastly scaling back the size of the US military the army just keep a couple hundred nukes around as a deterrent against any invasion but other than that eventually you'd want to get rid of nuclear weapons entire are lobbyists but yeah but and that is why I think sanders is so fixated on the idea of maintaining a a a movement once he's in power. It's not not just to make sure that they can pressure you know the Senate in the passing Medicare for all or something like that it is providing a cop killer counterweight to these institutions Russian's so that they can they won't be able to resist reform without encountering real of like a real pushback back from actual people instead of people just going back home after election day and watch things play out on TV and then and then one day they're watching TV and there's a guy in a uniform there instead of the president doesn't like Oh shit what happened which is exactly what impeachment is and that's why there's another reason to tune out of all the impeachment analysis because it I don't get to vote on it doesn't matter to me me so I I support impeach at the beginning of the year and I support it now for the same reasons that we saw in the investigation which did take out some of the guys as underneath trump It's it's good it's something that will cause inertia and his administration hopefully create a rift between him and some of the people underneath them which isn't just funny but it also has the practical effect of ideally slowing down the of his white supremacist project and is well. I mean we know that trump will be removed from office. There's absolutely zero chance so. That's why there's no reason to really care about this. The other thing is the House House which is supposed to be you know the probably the most important element of our government. We know the democratic controlled. House is not going to do you any real thing to stop trump like they're not. GonNa defend ice. There are not going to reduce the size of the defense budget. They're not going to reduce take away his spying powers or anything like that so if that's the case the best possible thing they can do is hold these public hearings like Nadler's committee. He's doing to like get these thugs goons you know drag them front of a camera and then pry into you know the finances and their their their their or emails and shit like that and created a historical record of the profundity of the criminality of the administration even if it doesn't lead to anything doesn't lead to indictments though it might you know some of the evidence they turn up might very well lead to indictments but even if it doesn't you know at the end of this whole constitutional process the Senate quits is trump. That's fine because what the hell else would they be doing except trying to cut a fucking grand bargain with trump or find common ground or some bullshit like that like no. There wouldn't be no no legislation. Don't don't even try well. That's a busy busy that was what's so funny about trump threatening to shut down the legislative process yeah yeah well no. He's saying he says now. He's like now. We won't be talking about gun regular yeah that was going to happen yeah well. This is another point like a lot of people when they try to give you sort of realistic arguments for why Bernie Sanders would be like a bad president like realistically. What's HE GONNA do. What are you going to get done with a Republican Senate and the House of the state of wit as to like honestly four years. Here's WHO president not doing anything is actually pretty. Good blessed like it's always he's not doing anything bad. Yeah you know what I'm saying just sort of like holding any kind under stasis but like in doing so naming and shaming the actual in individuals who are causing all of preventing any of the good things from happening is not totally bad and it's actually preferable to a president you know a democratic or progressive president who would get things done and by that. I mean compromising some deeply. Oh you know all the way conversation but I believe American prospect is writing a series on what a president can do just just through executive order just one day one with the powers already granted to the president and it's an immense amount of stuff. It's more than just you you know it's more than just the Hyde Amendment or student loans yeah yeah yeah like a president could just like wipe out like every look trump already did it for war veterans. He already fucking did that and nobody fucking cared about it. I mean that's the thing is like trump established the precedent that like the president can basically do whatever they want or just ignore. Congress so like just use that yes exactly but you know and like the final thing I've been thinking about impeachment about impeachment is it's this. It's it's a show this is this is a TV show movie. It's a fucking reboot. That's what's so boring for all of us because it it doesn't matter it doesn't and find the mentally matter what happens trump already the endings been written. We already know what's GonNa Happen but like the forces that still dominate our government that produce news trumpet. That's that's still going to exist because the people who are most obsessed with impeachment. Don't care about reckoning with those forces. They don't care about that fight against capital. They are watching watching TV show and they're getting really obsessed with. It and I can't help but think you know good for you buddy. You know all the Russian people names. You're saying Oh this is it. We got him this time. You'll have you know shame sir. ooh. When when Susan Collins gets my phone call she's going to. She's going to do the right thing and and I'm just like you know have fun. How far you're posting you're watching TV. it must be just vibrating out of her seat these days. It's it's one the prophecy failureship the mother prophecy failed and like here's the new thing and remember all of this talk you know the the Dorsal Committee investigating the trump administration since day one but all this his talk was Nancy Pelosi saying this will start a formal impeachment inquiry. Nothing else happened since then and that's them that's that's the liberal liberal media consumer of you listening to this. You know if you try to be a little smarter than that and realize how little this impacts your life and I I mean you can you can find funny and you can think it's good that that trump is melting out online turning on the people under his funny and good but ultimately you shouldn't like you. Try to contribute to this process in any way you certainly shouldn't give money to fucking Democrats in Congress the fucking a frontline nine. Democrats who are in swing districts who only now came around to impeachment just because of all that pressure and you certainly shouldn't collection of accede. Xie agents and healthcare executives my God. This is a litmus ah for impeachment. That's all bullshit. This is all the show your Sparta. That's right that reminds me the guy the whistle blower is apparently. CIA agents yeah so this secure once again half right in that there is a deep state war against trump and this is part of it. The only thing the wrong about is that he is too much a diarrhea fountain Moron to actually be able to effectively fighting back against them. They'll yeah the tangle is hilarious because it could just be like this leak is just all about making sure that that missile deal ah they heard that there were like when White House insiders heard the content of the tape. They were horrified like what they were horrified about is the idea that he might not sell all these weapons to Ukraine. Yeah it's like there's probably some insanely complicated like guns and money laundering operation going through their like those those missiles end up in Syria or some shit and it's like you cannot we can't have this idiot blundering in there and you know like the Democratic Mccormick Congress cars people who were like the most out front of the impeachment thing was sort of like the the gang like Russia to lip and AFC and others their the argument is like just impeach now because trump is like an existential danger to the civil liberties it was in a fucking February twenty seventeen exactly but yeah no that new gang of the CIA agent and healthcare executives. Oh my God now that was really that was fucking puff pieces about them calling them. The moderate squad Yeah Cohen shed even before they were elected. You have adopted the label these freshman congresswoman swimming created their own group the bad asses bad asses kind of came organically from the groups since we all had either served in the military or in the CIA oh man yeah just the yeah but the other thing that I tried to. I tried to say this early. I'm going to give it another shot at articulating like we do. We don't trump is drain white supremacist but who has who just like he says these these these these projects these that he wants to do like building a wall in the southern border and everyone else is like okay well. That's that's the thing we tell the dumb dumbs. We don't actually do crap like like that because that's insane but he actually wants it to happen and the one thing that's really held him back for all these schemes is the lack of a bureaucracy of an infrastructure. That's loyal to him and competent. He's not been able to get that and things like the Muller investigation. Ideally impeachment hearings would target that that division between trump and the people underneath him who sense intuitively that. Oh this guy is just going to turn on me and like the span of a tweet. I'M GONNA wake up and there's going to be a million- lean mega morons screaming at me because he found an email where I said he sits on the toilet to lock or something and and it's good to go after those people those people they should there should be a professional and social costs to being the working for the trump administration craciun and it's one that liberals generally don't want to impose on these people because especially if you are members of Congress and their staff members like those who's your friends you disagree with each other but you go to the same Shitty fucking bars you marry each other. You're all Mary to fuck in the same pool of Hedge Fund people media executive exactly there certainly was a heavy social costs imposed on everyone who worked in the Bush administration right. Remember that as the same thing so I'm saying let me saying unless impeachment inquiry is going to go hard on those people target those people which I actually i. I'm afraid it won't be as Anti Pelosi essentially wants to curtail it. Make just about this fucking Ukraine phone call then and the next time we get fucking white supremacist autocrat president he'll have a competence you know group of people who are loyal to him because presumably he won't be senile risk. Remember how Christianson Nilsson the the Homeland Security Secretary who oversaw the the tensions at the border. She was supposed to be a pariah forever when she had fired. I believe she just spoke at an Atlantic conference. These people end up on the conference circuit or they fucking end up like a lobbyist jobs or hill staffer jobs or on dancing with the stars or whatever the fuck then they'll they'll realize there's no fucking penalty for doing any of this shit and if you don't don't want them to be penalized then then. You're admitting that this doesn't matter to you. This is all fucking TV show. You're watching all right well. Let's talk about another the thing that's making right wingers incredibly angry credibly angry and incredibly horny. Oh Yeah I'm sorry about the the teenage climate strike going going on right now and they've I noticed this the other week they've really moved on from focusing all of their deep seated sexual pathologies on the Parkland teens to the climate strikers and Greta Thurn Berg Oberg Bloomingburg as we we do. They're really mad added her. They're terrified of her. She's Hitler to them which is wonderful because once again it it's the same thing actually kind of with the fucking gun nineteen is that is that they're frosting psycho-sexual rage at this girl. S- obscures the degree to which I mean I have no problem with her. I think she's doing what she thinks is right it but she at this point clearly been co-opted by. I mean like Silicon Valley's behind this ship. She's got people marketing climate strikes like fucking Justin Trudeau's Mr Fucking Pipeline Pipeline Hillary fucking Clinton who know from the fucking leaked cables when she was secretary was all about expanding about oil drilling and shit and she's out there like Greta you speak for us. Well listen to what's another coop for Shea well. It was the same thing with Malala right yeah. It's it's all it's all just ends up being a fucking they become mascots or corporatized separatist movement that is designed basically to monetize a social crisis and never actually fix it but it's hard the remember that when you have all of the worst schools in the world just jacking they're Dixon screaming about these people and how their demon spawn remember the climate activism isn't isn't just Greta no no of course. I'm just saying that the the homeland climate strike thing. That's I agree with you. That's disappointing that she's getting recuperated but it's you know it's it's. It's not a criticism of her by no no no. I mean I think she's she's. I don't think that she is an op personally but I feel like when people come and help you people offer you help and you're in a position like that. It's not you're not really in a position to turn it down and let me just sort of the power and in the real the real problem is that we just don't have a model an effective model for dealing with climate change else our she's going for the model. We've always used and the thing is is that awareness raising model mass protesting. It's it's record is pretty bad but there's nothing else no. It's the energy. Is there the thing about Greta. She is more a symbolic of the reality for people her age who are just learning about the history in the state of things in the climate and they're going wait what's going to happen. When I'm thirty. Wait wait hang on. You realize I'm fifteen yeah. I don't get the luxury of being dead so the energy is there at that's great. Yes there has to be there has to be a firm ideology allergy gets dispersed recuperated and when you see like Woody Harrelson and billy eyelash being lend your voice to this 'cause like to raise awareness and it just like you can't talk about climate like yeah enough of this awareness just start saying we need to nationalize the fossil fuel industry right now and phase it it out. I think these are the only way it's going to happen all right so I want to talk more about Let's see let's you're. You're reading series this week. This this is some hot fire here and let's let's go back to our friends at the federalist because they've had a very very federalist style just writing to get on our show with yeah. We're talking talking about how cool it had blown them out of the water and now I think they heard about that and they're like rolling up their sleeves like we can give you some crazy sexy shit right now you think you. I think we've been lapped in terms of providing you with psycho-sexual Dream Journal entries. We have them. This show makes twenty five percent of the readership of the federalist and I'm not talking about the listeners I mean the five of us. We've answered the question who funds the federalist look in the Mirror. No yeah like quillet sort of the lap them for a short period because quillet like the federalist is incredibly Horny but it's the type type of horny energy for people who read Jakov to erotica whereas the federalist is like just wild like like people who whip themselves themselves and like you know put wrap their Dick and barb wire shit like that and you will see it very much so in in this article here so this comes to us courtesy of a guy named mm-hmm Sumatra maitre writing in the federalist headline climate worship is nothing more than rebranded paganism climate worship. I mean I guess you worship oxygen worship food. You worship what you you worship the things that allow you to live every day. I guess you should you could argue by saying no you take them for granted until they're gone and then and you just die while before. I was reading I only get before the enlightenment she writes before the enlightenment We consider nature is as divinity visit as a divine thing and then after that it became a machine to us well. The subheads here is we're seeing sexualize dances. Oh Shit Hallucinogens shipping nature confessing sins and Pagan animism worshipping purified teen saints all to promote a supposedly greater cause cat Chris Christianity Catholicism. No purified team saints not a thing sexual as dancers is like from an op Ed in the fifties about buddy holly. Yeah I would love to see like the the English the English army in the Burgundian starting this about Joan of arc. I look at these SICKO. Catholics worshiping this the French people worshipping this sink trial sanctified between the federalists the local paper from the town footloose God I could imagine people getting as mad as Joan of Arc Greta this fucking girl over here you you're not. GonNa fucking get kicked me out fucking bitch. Take my sword when you cry for Colts Head I. Let's let's let's let's delve of into the psychology here. Lynn Townsend White Junior at American historian from Princeton wrote an influential essay in nineteen sixty seven at the height of the cultural troll revolution in western campuses arguing that Christianity judeo-christian values Ding Ding Ding a buzzer that tells you what you're about to read is an absolute absolute worship from a moron doesn't understand anything about history or the religion. He's opposed to spouse she goes here. Judeo-christian Judeo-christian Judeo-christian values are responsible for ecological disaster and climate change. The essay naturally was adapted by generations after ironically almost like a document of faith. The central argument went like this white argued the victory of Christianity over paganism was the greatest psychic revolution in the history of our culture by destroying Pagan animism. Christianity made it possible to exploit nature in a mood of indifference to the feelings of natural objects. If nothing else the last few days should it'd be enough proof enough to prove that Western civilization a product of more than fifteen hundred years of Judeo Christian values is facing its most significant and sustained challenge in centuries. He's from Tribal Listrik paganism a force that seeks not only to turn back time but essentially to destroy the entire current edifice. I'm sorry what is Western culture if not at least partially influenced by paganism. It's like it's still on the top of paganism like fucking Easter Bunny fucking dumb ass. That's why they add the judeo-christian part to make it seem like Western civilization is just always synonymous with monotheism circa Palestine in the first century. Yeah Yeah Okay so next next section Greg Berg Thunberg Berg Greta Greta Berg Boomberg Duisenberg gotta tune Berg and and the Church toontown credit tune Berg and the Church of mother earth as secular liberalism destroyed the fundamental ties that bind society faith flag and family black flag secular liberalism the human instincts for faith to believe worship submit submit and fear did it just go away but manifested in various other priests of allies tribal ways for example a liberal liberal seminary encouraged students to skip skipped classes to pray and confess sins in front of potted plants in Switzerland two hundred and fifty people in full funeral garb more than the apparent approaching death of a glacier glacier that is why members of extinction rebellion do what they do. Extinction rebellion is an apocalyptic cult that wants to radically wow takes to no. No one thought they were trying to stop the pockets wrapping well. No it's an apocalyptic cult that wants to radically and everything around you from your private cars to the burgers you eat there and the plastic mystic chairs in your yard. That's in the plastic chairs in your yard is a new thing that burgers in your car. People are very worried. Take take your yards yard shares. GotTa keep coming for your lawn vetch for your yard chairs so it is a colt that was formed after its founder took psychedelic drugs and prayed for social change members have blocked. DC in London intersections tw- working the way people in pre civilized era would perform a fertility gets sue prayed to guy. That's what they're doing and those rap videos again. I mean I like that. He just has twinned Pagan Culture with a cinema Senate as a synonym for priests of lies yeah we're all of the major early civilizations were all pagan yeah and they were like a whole lot more civilized than fucking early modern. Christian Europe talking the Romans Romans three weeks. You know even the the goals in druid original yeah they had a level of civilization yeah for sure and also I love torquing. That's that's a drag Queen Story. Our like the working thing is like they're terrorists terrified vast acid motion. That's the devil doing his work and then there Saint Greta are perpetual teen of sorrow. I've been comparing her to worship her worship to Joan of arc ever since he was invited to the parliament the birthplace place of modern democracy that okay this is it. That's pretty hypocritical. She was surrounded by buffoons nodding their heads like they were listening to Gospel Truth. I wrote about her long speech speech before the new woke capital fanatics adopted her as a pawn in a recent speech to the UN while clearly having an emotional meltdown she told sorted leaders voice trembling that they have failed. The children in history won't be kind. The gatekeepers immediately held her is a brave savior as well as a vulnerable autistic team who shouldn't be bullied so there are you have it sexualize dances psychedelic hallucinogens worshipping nature confessing sins and Pagan animism worshipping purified team saints and throwing them up on an altar bereft of their childhood to promote a greater cause and say anything about poly-amorous that because that would be a good evening add to that which is hex and Brad Kavanagh China and having a wheezy board involved with climate change well. She sees talking about the general sort of knew dawn of witchcraft. They're very afraid of you know using ouija boards that's also terrible and everything old is new again again. The early early Christianity they definitely did hallucinogen suggests. I mean not significantly like Bong hit dorm room conversation here but like the book of revelation was written under the influence by Saint John of Patmos Potholes and island in the gene is known for its solution CACTI yeah and if you read the book revelation man now man. I Heck Brad Kavanagh well. Obviously it didn't fucking work yeah. I I mean maybe they've covered up the fact that his dick shriveled up and falling off but I mean he's still going to be on the Supreme Court as long as we're all fucking alive. So I mean we get what are you what are you. What are you worried about dude. I just think like describing the elements of like all the things that convulse his Weirdo Christian yeah mindset are being replicated but not in the way hey that he would prefer yeah and he's just like Oh yeah. This is scary and bad so because the reality of course is completely different. Let's hear about the reality much less than destroying. The planet. Climate change isn't even settled science conservatives. Don't disagree that CL- The climate is changing that as a Straw man conservatives however are opposed hysteria hysteria have skepticism the rate of climate change and would like to see an actual cost benefit analysis of the radical change being demanded. I'll think says he has skepticism about the rate of climate change. He already mentioned people having a funeral for a fucking glacier. What do you think happened to it committed suicide it was working. It is self the death more important than that conservatives understand that climate change is cynically used by a certain section of people to justify justify their political goals of steering the West away from its way of life. I love it 'cause climate change. Denial is exactly the same thing but being steered in the opposite direction in which is good yeah. She goes away that is perceived to be evil and harmful hetero patriarchal and capitalist how appealing to the faith based part of human brains the need for subservience and propping children as human shields again. Conservatives never have problem with smoking human shields. It's like any other yeah they just happen. That'd be Palestinian or whatever just like. Well shouldn't have been fucking there in the first place well. That's the thing they hate. They hate the rule. Yeah they hate using human shield because then they have to kill it and then that's PR problem. I'm having to kill the human shield so he goes on to say here. The left created a climate crisis and worships it consider a new letter by more than five hundred scientists which the mainstream media completely ignored it urges the United Nations to have an open debate between scientists from both sides of the argument and states. There's no climate emergency. I would like okay. I'm going to click through five hundred engineers who work for Exxon. I'm clicking the link to seize. Just there is snow climate emergency or the scientists Professor Goose Burke out the Netherlands youth good. Does it say what their field is. No just say professor. Oh they're all at the at the very end of this letter though the Discount Monckton of Brench brench league doesn't believe in this Professor Ironic Gender Studies because you're in short everything you you're being told is wrong or flawed and your trump who is being taken for a ride for all the Marxist Marxist faults the old left at least wanted to conquer nature instead of turning subservient to it of course that went to its own extremes but one can imagine Joseph Stalin putting all working climate fanatics as mentally ill people in a forced labor camp to build railroads in Siberia. I mean that's what you want to do. The current Chinese did nothing wrong. The current Chinese government likewise give two hoots about climate change and for all the bravery of Greenpeace Saint Greta. There's nothing they can do about China burning more coal than the rest of humanity combined Loyd. The modern left is a combination of two of the worst impulses in human history. I saw the ultra privileged bourgeoisie which having lost their old Judeo Christian faith are instinctively stinky attracted to pre civilized rituals from overt sexuality. Fewer familiar taught familial ties again. You're not selling me on what exactly I'm supposed to what the benefit here is the hewing to these judeo-christian values so I mean that sounds yard so that sounds cool but that's not actually the the case like the actual people at the very top are incredibly fucking boring people yeah like they're not even doing the fun things they're not doing the fucking decadent parties and shed consider consider late. Roman public orgies and you get an idea I like. He just says that he's just no you just think about people fucking in public and you get the idea of what I'm talking about. Just have that image in in your brain and like fucking like I do all the time non stop every minute of the day at the same time which people in their voyeuristic fuck doc parties and same time human minds feel a gaping void scaping feel a need to gape human human minds fill a gaping void that still needs to be filled by an alternative faith. It is in that intersection where this occultist apocalyptic climate paganism comes from if gives some privileged people people in Noble purpose as French philosopher Pascal Bruckner wrote in his book the fanaticism of the Apocalypse Save the Earth punish human beings the current movement has all all the trappings of religion saints centers providential end apocalyptic fear punishment and penance it appears emperor constancy children clearly failed to civilize their future future generations. The Pagan Bar Barbarians from the north are back circling outside the citadel again just comes down to this thing where he's like they're doing and believing all the exact same things I do but they're in the wrong way yeah yeah so like I'm just saying like I fully I'll agree with him. That like all all this shit. Just is re purposed religious fervor in a pagan context but like you get to do cool like wicker men to staal stuff which is way better than urge urge church socks. Oh yeah well. I assume this person as a tried Catholic yeah yeah he goes both pretty good guy. Yeah obviously yeah and so you know chances. Are you also made made this decision like that Schumer Choice. You were not inculcated into this life from dot com. You don't know any other possible. World is you're not you're not amish. You're not hermetically sealed off from the world so you're probably attracted traditionalism for the same reasons but can you read the person's you're sorry you're attracted the ritual in shape for the same reasons but can you read the the person's byline. I says she mantra maitre is a doctoral researcher at the University of Nottingham. UK and a senior contributor or the federalist his research is in great power politics and neo realism you can find him on twitter at Mr Maitre vertical very cool so he's a he's a climate expert in other words. Yes you could tell you don't worry about fine. No it's funny because every month every month is literally the hottest month ever it's fine. Don't worry about saying that like you know like the neo pagans have glommed onto climate change as their apocalyptic event and he's like made up not a thing not to worry about it. Let's not get hysterical. The apocalyptic thing Uganda onto is a Ouija boards and track Queen Story. So who has the better story okay like like I was saying the Science Bland forget science. You know what I'm saying who has a more compelling apocalyptic narrative. Even if it's all bullshit you know what I'm saying like. We're all just choosing our narratives and religious instincts to glum onto and punish heretics and extol saints over. I'm just saying the story you're telling is a really unconvincing really boring and makes you seem like a huge fucking door. Even if you get even if you assume climate change is made up which definitely isn't like you can see I mean again. You're apocalyptic narrative and the saints that you extol or like again again like who like molly hemming leg cavanaugh your fucking martyrs like come on so if you're if you look my advice to these federalist. Wunderlist people is your right all the teens there polly. They're witches. They're torquing. They're worshipping rocks but I'm saying to compete with that. You'RE GONNA have to start playing the game yeah. Oh Yeah you're GONNA have to start playing the game and if one side is offering Roman style public orgies hallucinogenic experiences and yeah midsummer Saul stuff. You're going to have to do a little bit better. You're going to have to start reaching into the dude. EMT because right now it's it's because of people liable infallibility the you know we just have to assumed that the pope is writing like talks to garden shed and like people are just not really buying that anymore but if the pope just you know just just went into just a total fucking drug binge for you know forty eight hours and came out of inside yeah. I saw God and here's what he told me I kind of believe it look. They're saying that like you. You know modern liberal society now that we're posted judeo-christian are reaching into the past to resurrect these older you know pagan traditions which is also somehow not western and not civilized which is also very funny I'm just saying like the Trad cast or whatever you're trying to reach back. You're trying to do the same thing for exactly the same reasons as everyone else's because you're another alienated modern fuck bogere center whatever but you're not reaching back four enough or hard enough because I'm saying like your modern martyr are like the Covington teens and Brett Cavanaugh. I'm sorry that's not selling it dude. You'RE GONNA have to try harder. Okay you need your own Joan of arc. She actually did go to fucking war and got burned at the stake Brad Kavanagh sitting on the Supreme Court and probably still doing rapes allegedly so I mean yeah come on okay. Okay you know who I really want to worship. these like Saami Shamans who would eat beat the psychedelic berry and then a piss it out and then drink the piss because you have to you actually have to metabolize it in order or to make it active active yeah and then they'd have visions and convulsions shed and then I duNno. I guess tell you what where were the reindeer. Are you know that's that's what I'd like to worship but the Reno that's metaphor. I don't need the rain. I don't need reindeer access information. What it's it's more like you know. Where can I get a really good to Tacos or should I go. Where should I go for dinner just it should I dye my hair. I'm just saying like they. They see the pagan elements you know coming back in our society and saying if you'RE GONNA WANNA WANNA fight the witches. You're going to have to become more of a witch finder on. I'm sorry you're too weak. You too much baby to do it. Your no giral of Review Yeah exactly away at least rod tells better stories yeah. Oh Yeah No Rodney Rod is doing spiritual warfare. He's got closer this guy. You're just a Grad Student Dude lame. You're just a Grad student. He's just like they're. They're talking doing doing orgies not in public but presumably elsewhere private according to these sketches yeah yeah yeah so yeah there you go. These people love Western civilization until they don't that's. That's basically well. It's GonNa go to Church when it's twelve feet underwater how fun with that how fun putting on a fucking snorkel fucking communion anyway should we wrap it up for this week yeah yeah plug plug time plug version and I will be appearing in the as yet undetermined role. It'll be good though I promise at at at the Goth Social Variety hour at littlefield sat next Saturday tober twelfth from seven to ten with the NPR Damn Erica as Lee Lee is going to be there. I guess from struggles yeah. That's a good crew. 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"I would look at Boston. We'll Tom and look at this stuff that they probably some of its of its action quite quite amusing and stuff like that is what we need to get. People the gamut goal. Nice to be your voice. Congratulations on all that. You're doing a mediocre as it is at the Laci this year very much thinking getting so I don't get that people together. Thank you brag butter knife my wed off. These newer younger hitting our barstool. Sports Tigers had the three back surgeries. He's had one fusion. We welcome in from Barstool sports rigs and Trent guys welcome to the show Barstools sports. It is second show of the week is our first show in a long time with no guests. We're going old school we're GonNa rip through a bunch of from the gallery. Submissions QUESTIONS COMMENTS. That you folks have had Tobacco road is live. I think people love it. I think they're stunned. The production value. We talked a lot about it on Monday. Show but our Tuesday show but Something that's obviously quite different than anything we've ever done. Before we had narration. We had interviews. We had an arsenal of drone footage to work with we had Brennan Brennan e bog has immersed himself in the whole thing since he pretty much got hired. Input from Frankie from Trent for myself. Lurch wasn't again so he can go fuck himself but other than that. I mean Regis Nuts it's out. I think people like it. I'm excited that people get to see it. Yeah I think Oh man like that. I can't hear myself with these new headphones on I think that it was well received. I think people like to see golf. Course I think It's an easy watch. It's entertaining from beginning to end and excited to do more like we said that was our first one. So like we're getting feedback working out the kings. We have six or seven more of these that we're GONNA release. Hopefully the near future like as it keeps going on. But like you know tinkering with certain things and seeing what works but I think the actual recipe for that video is going to work forever like people WANNA see from. Td Green. They love the drone footage. They loved the little Interviews that we did I think it's I think it's a really easy. What ought to actually see what the golf course is all about and like the more. We do that across golf courses. It's like our arsenal of trying. Not being able to get out of a bunker work every single time it makes me laugh every time I just I you know I couldn't get out of that one bunker and it's just it's a nightmare sometimes for me but yeah it makes people laugh so I guess that's that's a positive thing. It seems like the common man struggle to throughout of course like everyone of us has a different golf game where we struggle was something about the course and so with that it brings you to all different parts of the course Out A bunker whatever it may be putting chipping like the wave of the T. Degreen sets up where you need to hit it. I think it's all there and it's awesome is just documentation of that course in what that course is gonNA bring you up. You actually arrive and get their stand on the first day alert. You're the only one here. The I mean you you've washed it and seen it and and basically viewed it as a viewer who didn't necessarily experience it here. So what are your? What are your thoughts on the video? I mean I. I think it's awesome. I think the the little tidbits of interviews with people that are like local to the course are awesome. I mean drone footage changes the game. On what you can do with like you know the production value. I mean the aerial footage that you get from drones I think is just tremendous and I know like your three personalities and it's super funny just to watch that unravel over the course of tobacco road so I think it's Frankie's point on yesterday's for two days ago podcast it's just like it's so watchable. There's a lot of content that I put out there. I'm like Oh my Gosh Whatever body I mean. Yeah junior you guys have agreed with what you said over letting your story go really very much what I do well but anyways it's Yeah I mean. It's just an easy watching great concept. Drone footage honestly feels like cheating. Yes yeah it's just like the videos would be good but when you put drone footage on it it's just it's a whole different thing and it's not like we did anything we just put a fucking machine in the air and we're like check out this golf course and it's it blows people's minds. It's incredible and then shout out to joey to his. He's I wanna like tinker with him and see like I think it'd be funny to see how many different variations he could do. Could HE DO JIM? Nance or like you know what I mean like see like each episode like a different narration like what Joe is arsenal of voices and switch it up dependent on where we were at in the world and stuff like that like that. Listen we're a comedy site right? We're not going out there and putting it on. Abc News Act. This is another thing that's been driving me. Nuts like oh like other people may have made a video like this before and other podcasts and other websites are we are is making a video at a golf course. The first time that's ever been done has. Is this the first time? Do we think that we are breaking ground being like? Hey we're GONNA go to the golf course and we're GONNA make video about it and we're gonNA show what the golf courses about. We're not the first people do that and people before us. We're not the first people do as well like. Yeah it took us a while to get this out but like we went there. What six months ago seven months ago? We're not like scouring Internet being like. Hey what kind of content can we look at and be like? Oh that works. Let's do prospect. We're just like we're podcast. There's no getting around that like we talk about golf on and we get paid as employees talk about the game of. We're trying to make videos about it. So we went to a golf course and we filmed ourselves making video at a golf course. Drives me nuts. Was Dave Puerta. The first person review food no but he's so funny he's taken over the Internet because he just reviews pizzas just what he does. What do you owe Guy Fieri? He's been doing that for twenty five years talking about talking about what I would also say too is like there's no world where I wouldn't want as goff add to see like more videos of really cool off course diaby. It's almost like AH somebody says the video tobacco road. We'll wait. We'll you've already seen a video of the masters every year like if Augusta national. Why Watch it watch sets like not like that's just if you're GONNA you're GonNa like in what to see as much footage of these courses in these as you can so So yeah I mean again. I'm I'm pumped with how it came out online. The has been insane. I think people ought people who were pretty like. Oh my God you guys like wait. You idiots actually did this and we did. We were very prideful. Going on like what's film everything ourselves. I think the only thing that wasn't filmed by US was the hilarious. Mike Strands little clip. That was put in that we found last-second from one of his interviews and obviously like the late Mike Schranz. So it's not like we could sit down interview and but everything else all the drones all the be. Roll all of the interviews that we sat down with all of the clips of our shots and everything were shot edited by us. It's our own footage. Which is cool like our little crew of five or six able to go out there and like get that footage to speak to the technology like five. Even when I talked with with Tom Pasha here. Who's been on the show? Talking about a million tons of President Heiner Skis like Yeah Redid. A pinehurst number two in like two thousand ten. We wanted aerial footage so badly. And he's like we had to pay like twenty grand to get a helicopter to fly over the fuck off course and that was like a deck not even a decade ago and now we can go tobacco road we can go to. Pinehurst number eight which will be the next video probably in the next week. Maybe two weeks that will be able to get out then number. Two the number four and we're able to like circle around the whole look straight down on it fly through the fucking trees and like we can just go fill that and do that and it's a credible like Brennan and I you bug and I have been doing it at Pinehurst number eight the last two days. You've probably four hours at Pinehurst number eight with no golf. Just legitimately droning. He's like fly. Just go over that water and I'll go over the trees and we just do it. It's like we're fucking God with a camera in our heads and we can go film the Earth from wherever we want to Christ so cool and it's There's really no limit to what what we can do. That wasn't a Ron Ward. Was going on there I just. I had to talk to me. Frankly I just had a couple of water before we started here. And it's been. There's been a tickle in the back of my throat because went down the wrong pipe for a game on here and I just needed to let one out like I've been holding it in but I needed to let one out I feel great now But yeah there's no limit to like what you can do with the drones which is amazing. You can go real low. You can show it from like a person's perspective like I was putting some stuff on my story last night and like the one shot of holes that with the With the crazy mound by the green. And it's got the Oh Thirteenth has got like the buildings behind. It's by it's by the sign The tobacco thirteen fourteen. Yeah Yeah but like you. We were so low with that drone that literally looks like you're walking down the fairway. It's my favorite shot of the entire video. If it's like you're just floating down the fairway on one of those like back to the future like Like skateboard things. Hover boards that that he was riding on it so cool And I'm just so excited to see the rest of like the next couple of golf courses 'cause We got a caddies involved which is so much more to the story. Like I thought some of the funniest parts were like going back and like talk like when when like you heard what I said during an interview or like someone else was talking about someone else's shot like that's what an number to and four and those all those golf courses that we played with our caddies. That's what that's all about is like damn talking shit about our shots. It's like it's going to be so good I can't wait for it. Talk about yeah we did. We did the long sit down interviews with the caddy after we play both those courses and they went through and reacted to kind of remembered how we hit certain shots which were horrendous. An awful as you can imagine us playing Crown. Green pilots number two plan kill. Hannah's Pinehurst number four plan the hidden gem as Pinehurst number AIDS all. That's connery also have what four or five episodes from Australia that we're going to get out from the President's Cup trip so There's lots of folks must watch because like ninety nine point nine nine percent of the people that are listening to this or consume. Our content will not be going to Australia to play golf. It's just a fact like it's too far. It's too much of a trip like less than one percent of the people that will listen to this or watch our stuff. We'll go there and that is something like Oh let me go. Watch this video of people who went to another world and twig. Gall like that's like anyone can grow tobacco road like we'll meet half the fucking Australia stuff where you didn't even know that stuff existed. That's where it's really gonNa hit you hard. And some of those drone shots are remember that one over the beach went. On and over the Dune I hit one onto a beach and I and I had to run back over the dune onto the golf course. And you guys got shot from ocean of me running across it's the best drone shot. That's ever been done. I'm talking like planet Earth anything. It's the best drudge I thought. Yeah it's a cool mix too because like tha. We're getting a bunch of comments. After people I am I had a trip look to tobacco. I played tobacco last last fall for the first time. It so being able to relive all the holes was insane and then you're going to get the other side of it where it's Australia. We might as well flown from ours and filmed US playing golf for for the you know for people to compare or have some SORTA relativity. So you're going to get a good mix Pinehurst Odyssey. Anybody can achieve. You could book trip come down. Fly The courses so it's It's a good mix. I think people should be real excited. Speaking of good mix owens mixers Ni- Presenting sponsor for four play. Owens MIXERS DOT com. You say Barstool fifteen but that code in you're GONNA get fifteen percent off anybody even you. 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Barstool fifteen you're going to get fifteen percent off at Owens mixers dot com. It really is delicious. It super easy you could press. People make awesome cocktails Okay we got some has just tweeted out this picture when the wall eats your ball it's on eighteen from the tobacco road video. Three three golfers playing tobacco should not be in that area. That's that is what four plays all about. Is that like they can take a screen shot of three people looking at a wall of just like some meant and like looking for a golf balls swallowed it absolutely crazy and look if you wanna watch videos of guys going out and playing really good golf hitting it down the middle of fairways hitting it in the middle of green to putting making a couple of birdies and shoot like four or five under a UGO watch professional golf all kinds of footage of professional golf all over the place the way that most people in the world play golf courses how we play off courses which is not an articulate. Well we're GONNA be Frank. He's going to be a hundred yards. Last on the first hole at tobacco road and ruined has really cool blueberry outfit and his shoes We're GONNA be in the hill on the cave on the eighteenth hole. We're going to be all kinds of awful place me at trump couldn't get out of the bunker on nine we just couldn't get out of that gigantic fucking fifty yard high bunker and that's just how most people play like our caddy said that honestly ninety five percent of people that we got him for they play this golf course just like you guys played it and so that's what you're going to get to see so. I knocked on somebody a couple of nights ago. Of course Yup felt great so even happening so Pinehurst number two pilots number four are no carts on the fairways right carts on the carpet. Thelma and we go out at like five. Pm and it's just me and Brennan close the course at like three. Because their limited staff they don't want like members sneaking out or other people sneaking out of the course in like driving over the fairways because number four number two are exceptionally special and they're trying to keep them pristine cartel over the fairway don't make him as pristine so that there's no cart. Well being being able to go out at like five. Pm Course has been closed for a couple of hours. I hit my guys. Hey we're going to film a couple of things. We filmed like a rigs verse Video Daily Night Sex and photos and we're on the second hole I've got I've tried to fill myself. I've got the drone in the sky among the green and I see like three carts come buzzing down the fairway. I'll go to their balls and everybody's doing the isolated carte thing of one person in a cart. There's three cards they're flying. I got my own sky. Hit My shot. Get a little bit hurried like finish up. Go stand on the next to you. Which overlooks the thing. And I'm looking out there and they're like driving their cards right over by the green on the second green on pilots number four. And I'm like well not what the fuck is going on here so I take a picture set. Send it to my guy who works in the shop and I say hey got are there like I just wasn't sure these guys that work here like what's going on and he goes. What fucking whore you on and on Mike and I'm on the second hall on number four and he's like I'm GonNa get my Marshall out there right now. I had to look awful at this point because these guys standing on t. These guys. They could buy their I`Ma get on. We're just felt like please go ahead like don't worry about cooling whereas they tee off five seconds after the off. Marshall shows up and just kicked him off. The golf course turns out. These three guys didn't pay to play all day just snuck onto pinehurst number four which caused hundreds of dollars. Were buzzing over the fairways all by the Greens and got kicked off and busted for that. Because I knocked on Frank Borelli. How do you feel about this? I want to say I want to say a few things are now. Okay Yeah let last night. I hopped a fence at a golf course last night. I hop defense by a golf course I proctor. For Santa's I hopped the fence by golf course by my house and I met my friends on the fourth hole of a particular golf course. They paid to play. I was at any pizza. Six o'clock came around and they're like hey we're on the fourth hole. I got my car. Drove about hundred feet hop the fence by baseball. Feel people are looking at me on the grass. That don't look over here. No problem you worry about making that par. Putt up there. There's no story over here. Keep keep your eyes down. Keep your eyes on price. I hopped this fence. I walk across. It was none of my business and I had a great day. No I didn't ruin anyone's Day. I didn't fuck in hurt. Anyone you know. I couldn't make owner of the golf course. No I didn't I wasn't GonNa go there so I wasn't gonNA pay anyway so like they didn't lose or gain any of my money so like nothing was going to happen. You know what I mean like. I wasn't going to go had. I not hopped a fence so that money was never going to their pocket. Here's the other point. Is that like I I just. I just wanted to hit a couple of golf balls. I ended up. I played all four. We went to hold eleven. Thirteen twelve back over the fence and I went home so draw my point being is like guys. WanNa go out and hit and they get past all the rules and regulations. Do like as long as you're not the one in charge let these guys live their life now. The other Parwana say though is after driving the car. That's another thing that's a double. I would've said a fucking word if they were driving. They're driving their cars on the green. Now here's my third point was ever a point when you were flying this when you're flying this drone around like what's his name from Ozark Noah. What's what's the young Jona Jona. He's flying the drone over watching the cartel. Kill people if if if you like was ever a moment when you were doing that Narcan on these guys saying like they are playing for free and all this stuff like when you're out there at five o'clock in the golf courses closed at three and you're getting like treatment special treatment just for being out there for free like observe a moment where it's like. Oh maybe I shouldn't knock on these guys like I'm out here for two months playing unlimited golf not at all. I get approved by them. I said I could go out and play number four this afternoon or like would that not be kosher. They said yeah no problem. Just obviously you gotta like walk okay. I'm out there so then when I see the size of the courses close I see people disrespecting the golf course which has become one of my babies pine but you didn't know that they weren't didn't pay until late you had rattled on them no. I knew that they're literally note if you're a member if you're tiger woods you can't drive on the fairways of strength right that. Yeah Okay so like right clearly knew it was people that were up to no good minded to get carts. Where did they get cars? That's we're trying to figure that out or I was like the cut of these guys. Jibs fucking grand theft auto on Pine Harris ASS and they stole Golf Carts. Off Guard before I've got could've come from their home or something like that. Maybe we destroy them back when I was fourteen. Took someone's golf cart. That was probably in the clubhouse getting like food. What like you're a problem. You're sitting here the fact that you're sitting here like I'm somehow the wrong and this year like John Ruining Greens by hitting golf balls. Which told a million times job? We got a golf course being. You'RE GONNA pay anyways so really like how does anybody. You're stealing golf cards. We drove around the clubhouse and we we parked back realizes it was probably someone's there was no sandwiches golf clubs on the back. We were like thirteen years old. While we take this tart like we're not allowed to menu came and drive a car and I remember getting in the car and we drove him. Like you know what? There's no way that this car was just here. Like is has to have been someone that was in the clubhouse getting food on the bathroom so we drove it back and by the time. We left no-one in notice that we took it in for a little spent. That was a lot of fun though. Like when you're a thirteen year old. Get out like such a rush. We would go crazy. Granted thought it was probably like. Let's keep criminals. Whatever go on. Yeah my general is just mind your own business. Their mind your own business. I guess that they're taking cards. I get that you are now like a an honorable Honorary Marshal. Security Guard of binders. Because for six months. But just mind your own business. It's like the Blasios New York City. He put out that thing like last week where they opened up a snitch line and it was like if you see people who aren't social distancing. Call him up and you'll get some sort of reward. Fuck those people to like. Just mind your own business like everybody. How anarchy in the streets house hundred percent? You get people here taking A. You're out here taking a picture of me dude. You're doing. If you get people would start stitching. That's when everything collapses when people start eating each other. That's when it collapses. I know it's a little different global pandemic people plan on. Pinehurst when they're not supposed to just mind your own business or only rebuttal and defending rigs in. This situation is totally with you. Just mind your own business and do what you please only if it's expensive somebody else. So if they're driving on fairways or close to Greens like the only person you're hurting. Are The maintenance people now have to fix that? Because you're an asshole and drill drill word right that is driving author so it is set a word. If they're driving striving normal and doing it playing golf then yeah rigs would have called or whatever and then like perfect. The fact that they're disrupting somebody else or pissing. Somebody else off in today's home for themselves kind of like Frankie did at the golf course right. He's not paying and he's getting selfish gain but hurting the prophet gakuen clothes the same shit. That Riggs is doing like no one was. It was six thirty. I was on the fourth hole. No one's behind his knowing. The golf course is closed while they don't have enough money to buy extra rates for the bunkers. Because you pay your own by living on a golf course if you lived on the fourth while you hopping out there nine hole. We'll say is there any difference to that if I lived on the fourth hole of you don't live on the fourth hole? I technically do one hundred feet away. I'm not too upset with what you did and I don't think raises long either. The guys are being asshole drive around. I think there's a part of like rigs being on on that whole and like guys rushing him and him being like fuck. This golf course is closed. Who the fuck are these guys? And I think that's what started you're hanging out here. I talked police for one second. He's upset he's mad is we'll fridge goes on and on and on and on the same thing all the time it's like we got the first sentence you're definitely not mad right now at all right so my point is that you an asshole. Oh here's what I'm going to say is that there is a guy that came through five minutes before who was a member who drove his car right down. The car path walked out me and Brendon. Let him play through no problem He was doing. The exact same thing came up behind us. We just paused our operation and said Yeah. Go ahead please playwright through then. He went through and the ten minutes later. So we had people come fucking fly down the fairways and right up by the Greens and I very clearly just took a bitch for all. I know like they could have been. I don't know if they're like employees. Who were just buzzing around. And they're allowed to do that. So I- legit just took a PIC Senate to my body and said Hey. Do you know who these guys are. And then he was like no. Thank you for that and those guys got boot honors for reasons. You're you're Mr Pyner. Yeah Yeah whenever passionately right there? Frankin defenders stealing and like trespassing. Just like you're you're you're you're you're playing there every single night for free like I just don't know what level like taking pictures of people hopping on the golf course at night like is like your like the moral compass of minors but whatever. It's fine is what I'm not gonNA get more into. I don't want to keep repeating myself like like you were blatantly on the golf course at five dirty like the course closed at three like. You're doing that every single night. You're not driving like you're stealing millions of dollars from partners who want to get into like the dollar amount like helped raise three hundred thousand might steal your playing for Free. So it's like those guys hopped on for free. What's the difference at that point? You didn't differences. I got it approved by stand approval process until you took the picture and sent it so I didn't I didn't say hey you should kick these guys off legit said. Hey you know who these people are out here. And then he said No. That movie's Insane. But that's an interesting justification. That's insane like whatever? I don't know how you don't see what we're saying. You flew a drone into the air and took pictures of guys playing golf. And we're like. Hey these guys supposed to be here like is that how is like step one to step three like being missed here. I took a picture with my phone while I was standing right next to the green and I and I clearly got approval and I like. Hey COUVE WEGO PLATES ON I. Pinehurst and they said no problem. These other people didn't do not get the difference because you didn't know that when you took the pictures my point like you're like whatever like you didn't go asked. I said like Hey. Do you know that act of taking the photo is what we find to be like like just like a weird move is to be like snapping pictures of guys playing and like? I don't know a because their car was in like a bad location correct. There was another person who played who was not doing any of that who I did not say anything about. Oh we didn't know the first twenty minutes of having this discussion so you just said that part no I. Didn't I told that story? What three or four minutes ago of how someone else played? Well you know I'm saying a prior to you saying that are all our knowledge was that it was just you and Brennan out there. You guys are on a green. You started the story by saying like you were getting rushed. You had the drone flying. You're trying to film yourself at that point. My raises getting frustrated. That geyser behind them trying to hit onto the green. You'd probably like got frustrated like these guys came out of nowhere. They're not suppose to be on the golf course. And then you said you snapped the picture of them on the next hole senator guy. He kicked off so at that point. We didn't know a guy came in before that you were just picked point who you want the dark on like we just like. I mean to me knowing story just sitting in my room listening to it. It sounded like you just got frustrated. That guys were playing at the same time that you were like then the whatever. The carts thing is another thing but like I think if those guys hadn't come at that moment and you saw them three holes away you wouldn't say anything but I think because it came through you. It got a little angry if I were to see them driving on fairways. Greens I would have definitely sets up all right. That's just like you just can't you just can't do that by side. I think those guys are definitely wrong for driving green cards by. Greens like different wrong. It's definitely wrong thing. I just like whatever frankie of. You're listening to the point that there might be a gap in the story of so supposedly. This member came through. I don't know how rigs knew that that guy was a member maybe just because he acted within the rules and then these guys seemingly sounded like they are driving in a way that they drove up a radically maybe pissed rigs off to the point where he was like you know. Fuck these guys. These guys actually should be here now. My bigger picture because they pissed me off. There might be something there. I don't know if there is there rigs is saying L. A. Smarter Mind to put things. Well no I'm just listening. I'm just listening. I defend rigs in the fact that blindly out of a box if I just saw it. And they didn't have you know sometimes the blue flag with the notes that you can't walk any longer so you get to drive wherever you like on the golf cars barring that they don't have that and then being you know of foot ten feet twenty feet away from the Green. You know where you're not supposed to be and of course being close and he took a picture like. I don't really have a problem with that because like you're just potentially like just jackass ruining the golf course for everybody else so it even taking pictures of some real shit is reporting on myself. If I say what I would have done maybe I would have finished up like hey there was some. I don't know you might want to police at the end of the night. Because there's some guys driving on the green photo is one step further. That's where I'm wondering maybe a ruffling feathers is the drill by now we will now. I don't think I think the general average everyday Golfer has done things like where they've gone another eighteen or like they've played twilight arts up by the fucking the green and like they've they've park on the hills and shit like I just think like everyone listening to has done something where it's like. Oh like if someone fucking took a picture do that I would have obviously got in trouble but like whatever I'll like we're not members that country club we gotta do. We gotta do to have fun like I duNNo. It's like I delete that photo of my phone and make me feel dirty because as soon as I got them like in the frame. If I pulled my camera out it'd be like boy. This doesn't feel like the right thing to do that. Feels worse than what they were doing? Look thank people. How did you like I was a member? The guy drove through because all in the rule age I would say it's very obvious like members. I'm serious like the members are all older and these three guys in the carts were like in their like late twenties. There are no members of Pinehurst that are like in their late twenties. Family membership of Pinehurst. You just don't see members you just don't WanNa Tom Around. All the time is right. Here I WANNA ask Brandon if you missed the PUTT when these guys were on the fairway or something and like they came out of nowhere. Who the fuck are these guys? Who HAVE ASPIRIN THERE? What happened is Inter? I don't know if they'll tell the truth right now. No he has a gun to his head. No I'm literally in this Abrahams. So that's what we mean even about to about twenty feet apart. Now I mean this story spot up now. There's just too as you look at the way the rigs lurks. Do I do think after being here for four days. Now that there is and there's probably slight humming in my audience. There is a a standard at Pinehurst and like these kids should not have been doing what they were doing. And they were like literally in their early twenties and you could tell the guy was old and he was polite about saying like. Hey I'm going to bleed through nope route but these kids are like when supposed to be all right. Blinked twice Brennan if you act as if like as I think that's important one. I think Frankie probably axes if as he hugs on the golf course. He's supposed to be there. Maybe these kids just didn't even look the part which is a big step one if you're going do anything he's I'd tell you what. These darn kids kiddos. I'll tell you our kids running amok all around golf. Course what are they doing the law? No no no. We don't have to send blow. It's a good debate. It literally is a good to be as we could see and I did say to Brendan Right after I was like boy. Do I feel like a fucking loser now? As they were getting booed we had that conversation. So it's not like I don't understand and I began the story by being like I knocked on people because it was obviously a weird whatever feeling but I do think people understand like I like hang out with the guys that run fucking Pinehurst. I got a new role. Have a very limited staff. They talk all the time about how. It's a fucking warzone around here and so I was like. Hey is this supposed to be going on and it ended up with me looking like oil Thursday at. There's one place it's like a war zone at Steph. Pinehurst I see your little sarcasm. Let's put into perspective. Those guys driving on the car. It's not the worst but I mean nobody said it is right. Well no but I feel like at some point. It's like frank you kind of justifying them doing their action but frankly would you do what they did here. I said what they did was wrong. If there I mean we're also video that we're acting like they drove the golf carts like green and I'm sure that it was like like jarring to see someone doing something even slightly against the rules like driving across the fairway or into the RAF or whatever but like they're driving on the Greens and doing fucking donuts like they have to be arrested at that point like they're just vandalizing the golf course but like I dunno I to me. It's just like however they got out here. I don't know it's not my place I'm not I'm not out here. Fucking getting he got kicked off a golf course Regardless of if they got on it's fucking I don't know it's like like like maybe the only opportunity every planet larger saying like that's the pines. They need to figure out how to not have that happen. I don't like that's I mean. Yeah One one side could say rigs native figured it out. Jerkin ruining these guys nights. Whatever the positive swing would be rigs is a very thankful for what? Pinehurst is giving homer over the last couple of months and he saw something wrong and he just wanted to share that with the understaffed group had pie. Owners would be deposits swing on it and he was just doing his part in the big cock. So however you want to look at. It is quite different. I do think the only in the story is. Yeah exactly is. The interaction is where there could be some interesting talking points. That may have happened on the tee box when these guys showed up and then the photo is the other key piece of evidence that everybody needs to sit on my phone frankie reference like being angry and I will say I was like what the fuck are these people doing out here like. This shit is closed. We should have all day to film this video. And now you're just rushing us because they're hidden a bonus and shit and it was like very annoying so I was frustrated brandon like at that point like like. That's what I mean is like you guys didn't know for sure what their story was. And like you guys were out there after it was close to any moment like did you. Guys think of maybe. I don't know maybe they're out here for a reason. Why did it didn't say off? Course I said Hey. Do you know these guys. I think that was what exactly like hey as I was for. Okay my final point. Is that like even doing that is crazy but that's fine. That's what you just said that. I like to find out if they're the ones in the wrong spot like for you to do that. I think is like crazy? The other side would be like if they if they see Horton's if the Marshall does is patrol and sees them two holes later. And everyone's like arranged as you see these guys driving all over the fairways stuff and I'm like. Oh yeah that's just totally cool. It'd be you know that can't happen. Like what and then they're like. We're doing all this nice stuff. You can't like at least help us out a little bit with people fucking driving arts all over by the Greens stuff. It's like so I just said that these guys are out there. I mean I think it's we would have acted differently under the circumstances. He acted this way. I would have done the lurch thing I would have said like. Hey after these guys are out down on what's going on but I saw some guys driving a golf cart if you want me to tell you next time. I will but I would've done it that way. But Hey rigs are just jumped right to the front of it. Took a pro and that does feel transplant. A little dirty quite upset like picks up the phone calling the police or whatever it's like a is that what it is care they called. Yeah Yeah like that. It's like the kids are party. And she's right there at the phone homecare. Yeah Yeah and then we've also seen the twelve year olds golf swing now. Yes phenomenal golf. Swing and I knew. I knew that he would be somewhat of an athlete. Twelve years old. Like watch the fucking little league world series. These kids would strike you out every single time. They'll hit homers over your face. Some kids are six foot five at twelve years old. Have you ever watched the Little League World Series Looking at free? Tom Landry at any point when a kid says come to my country club and I'm going to dust you in golf like he's probably one of those like well-developed twelve year olds that are fucking already strong and is he looks at the kids deck and he's hearing bombs and it's just there's no chance that little hitch at the top of the swing were just and they. It just looks good. Eighty pry on average hit a ball. Two hundred fifty yards. No problem I mean has attract man track minute cost twenty five thousand dollars. She has a track ring. So yeah dirty around. The Greens is going to hit the ball straight every single time. He's going to factor rigs is. I mean what? Are Your plummeted. Classify thousand mismatch of feels like after that one swing I was gonNA say plus like three or four hundred. Maybe all right. I'm fine with that to that but also I think I mean that was probably his best swing right like he probably took a few takes. It was like okay Santa Miss One right but either way that swings in the back. I don't have that that was a good swing for real real you piped like he just like you said he kinda got real vertical drop it into just roasted it so yeah. I mean good luck. That's Friday we're going to do it. We're going to Friday. Yeah Yeah for Tomorrow Myself. Against the twelve year old who has attract man which is four point crew only one verse sub teenagers? Yeah that's that's that's going to be tough. What do you call that group infants? I mean this eight year old. The Hawaiian Kid's GonNa kill US Blake. Yup what socks even if win? You're supposed to be the twelve year old so but he challenged me. I know if you win. You can't like really dance on the kids. These twelve you like this is. It's actually a lose lose situation for you if you win. It's like Oh you'd be a twelve year old sick like you've been a pint or two months like you like you're a Golfer fucking beef twelve year old but if you lose it's like you lost a twelve year because everyone you talk to about. That isn't won't have seen the clip. They won't know about the track man they'll just think of a twelve year old in their head and they'll know that you like are accepting the challenge like you think you know what. I mean like like you're like you should be able to in their mindset to general public. You should be out to beat the twelve year old because you accepted the challenge. You went there. You played in Iraq. I agree and I think right. There is the inherent beauty of the content. Opportunity is like a twelve beats. That's what it is which is grant. I'm rooting for you. Definitely Really want you to win. I don't think he'd do. I think this one. I want you to win this one. I'm talking to figure out if he if he saw those carts on the golf course. If he would've snatched I gotTA figure out which side of you if you drop a track man present with that scenario and then he gives an answer that. I'll know who I'm rooting for. Here's the twenty five thousand dollars treatments. I think I don't think he would have allowed anyone to even look at him on the golf course. That's true I grew up Next door is the hub for everything happening in your neighborhood. Everyone is verified. So your conversation. Stay private between you and your neighbors. It's available in every. Us neighborhood stay in the know of what's going on in your neighborhood whether it's road repairs and amazing new ice cream shop or propose school redistricting redistricting safron redistricting redistricting next door. Thank you is. 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Issues the link from our show to sign up so they know you support our show. That's next door dot com slash four to gain access to a helpful network of neighbors. You never knew you had for free again. Tell Him we sent you a go into next door. Dot Com slash. Four Okay. I don't know if we talked about this yet but tiger says he'll play the. Us senior opened because he wants every single. Usga trophy and Pat Perez. Told the story like last week. That Tiger Woods told him that he's GonNa play the US senior open so that he can have legitimately every single you at trophy and somebody Then we're talking about whatever last week with a couple of people that around here at somebody brought up the setting like tiger coming out of this fucking Sunday. Read against a bunch of like sixty year olds Trying to win a golf tournament and yesterday I just don't know if that will ever possibly have tigers at the level of playing in at any level people are going to be with the PGA tour guys. Like I don't think he's ever. GonNa I I just don't think he's ever going to go to the minor leagues of of. Goffin his mind and try when there's no sense in it there's just no sense in like going and beaten up on other all guys when like he's going to be a machine like once he's done playing as PGA tour has its it. He's he's open but it's it's a little bit more relaxed like you don't certainly don't have to doesn't need relax. Tiger Woods is not a relaxed. A listen to what you just said and say he's a winner is like if I want to win. He wins and like if he wants to go get this if he gets it in his mind at all he's just GonNa Win. Want like the first or second year like he'll just win it and he'll be tiger could win against anyone if you wanted to. But like he wants to win against the best. That's what that's how he holds him. So my audio so do you think he tries? Do think selling your lips move and trump. Yeah sorry I was GonNa say is. I'm surprised he feels this way. Like I figured what Frankie said like wants to people at the top level. And he'll do that until he's he's done if he gets to a point where he's got all. I got to go win the senior on the senior tour. I think he's like I don't want to do that. I'm done but clearly. It sounds like there's no age limit so the PGA tour events right now you can play like the players at seventy five as long as you have status which has like lifetimes. I think if you really want twenty times until you get lifetime status. But he's going to be playing in like he's like t sawgrass until he's eighty at this point like there's no way he's not. GonNa be joining those tournaments. You tell me right now is going to go to the secondary tour and go and beat up on those old guys that are you kidding me. Do you think if Tiger Woods in two years won his nineteenth major. Do you think he just hangs it up. Yes yes I think he might. Yes I do agree with kids. Yes just because of everything I think I think like. I don't know that he gets the the enjoyment out of like everything that goes into competing now that outweighs against the number one priority. In reason he's doing it is to try to achieve becoming the undisputed greatest of all time and I don't think now he has to get up five hours before his round to go through three hours of like getting his body readiness to go through all the backs. I said take a few months off sometimes to get his body back in shape and all this. I don't think that that is worth now. his enjoyment of pure competition like it used to be And I think he gets farmer enjoyment out of like being around the kids helping Charlie with his game and all that type of stuff I think at this point. He's probably told himself. I like to think that he did like all right. Tiger do this for five more years. Like dedicate your life for five more years of fucking grinding and trying to win golf tournaments waking up six hours before getting on the back she said like that is what you're GonNa do as probably a daunting feeling him. Knowing that every time you play golf at a competitive level. He has to do that stuff so he probably gave himself like a window. Where it's like this is you're only doing this until Charlie's whatever fifteen years old and then after that you've done regardless of what happened you gave it your all. He showed your kids when they got to a level of remembering you and and knowing like what you're able to do at a conscious level talks about that like like he like now they're able to know what's going on. They know what to offer anymore. Not The god. They got five years of that. They watched him play zone. The masters all this stuff like now. You're gone after that you can't you can't like. I just said like he plays eighty but like that's just not going to happen. He's just can't he can't do it. I would love for Tiger Woods. The mythical creature to be able to do that but he has to be able to stop at some point because his life is just. It's it's not like he's Justin. Thomas I can just go out there and swing golf club anymore. He's not and the only other motivating factor would be if he felt like there. Was somebody coming up behind him which they're not like it's right it's completely nobody brooks isn't getting their Roy. No nobody that we know of right now is going to get there so I think that would be the thing. Like if he gets the nineteenth only get a couple morally. Try to get a couple more to put it completely outta reach. But there's nobody there so he might just hit nineteen dropout. Yeah I mean he's forty four now I think he has made a few comments in the last year year and a half about like the ten year. Mark of like if I played said Moore. That's forty more chances of majors. I think he's made something along those lines that have made people kind of put that number out there but I do think in his head. He's got like a a cutoff kind of that. He exactly what? Frank me saying that he could go five six years and thinking. Okay I gotta get a major year if I I think he thinks like if I get to eighteen. I'll be considered the greatest of all time because we'll be tied in majors but I have every other record And I think that he's thinks that there's a good chance you know he can get to nineteen but I think that that's the reason that he's doing. I think he knows to at that time. Like he's going to be significantly more exhausted than he even is now and he's crazy exhausted sick of it now. not sick at it but like you can tell it whereas autumn. It looks like he's fucking garage at times shows tournaments. And it's like this guy's just like pretty checked out. He looks exhausted. He just looks like he's beat up even though we hadn't played three weeks. Sometimes you're like what the hell he says. I need rest haven't played in a month. So what the Hell you talking about? It's just fucking is forty four has been through the four or five bag surgery so I do wonder if he got to nineteen like if he went on a tear. Got The nineteen twenty twenty. Three does like the next week as he like. Oh Yeah I retired abuse. That'd be Greta. I can almost picture him sitting at the dinner table being like like guys like they're like the kids are complaining. Why doing all this like like. Maybe he's like basically barely get into the dinner tables backers and he's told them like five years five years. That's it five more years guys like we'RE GONNA. We're all in this like let's all just concentrate on this and then that's it. I'm home. I can just picture him saying. Yeah and I think to He makes a very big deal every year about how always try to do is peak for like the masters he says that all the time and I think we've talked about this before but I I think he genuinely believes that he could. He could only win the masters like once every two or three years for the next ten years and then get to identify That's it because he knows he can win even when he came back in two thousand ten from scandal and he had played golf in eight months and his life was slipped upset. I finished like fourth inside. You can win the masters in a year so I think he thinks it's like now I have this cool magical shot year where I forget the play this course that I could just win and if I just win that three or four times. I'm the greatest player of all time. Also he also wanted twenty nine hundred masters with what you guys talked about how he has to get up like twelve hours early and they moved the TI- times earlier so he got up at like nine. Pm that night was like all right now. I got to win the masters Sunday morning. So like you're right. Is there something magical about that place? Where no matter the circumstances he can always put together some sort around words like I could win this. Yeah it'll be I don't know it'll be it'll be very interesting to see if you ever played any senior. I could see him wanting to win the senior. Us Open that. I don't see him play anything else you know. It's not gonNA mean anything's Am but having a he does talk about how he won all those. Us like junior USGA junior amateur. The Amadora won the. Us Open a bunch so he does care about all those yesterday trophies. So I'm sure that there's something to that. I doubt papper has just made that up And then we had somebody who submitted a DM about tigers. We're talking about the golf balls. The Nike stuff. And how? There's no fucking way that he was using it and this guy He's like I just had to mention that you guys literally had the Bridgestone guys on the pot a couple months ago a May legit said that for years. Tigers playing a Bridgestone ball with a Nike logo on. He says they kept saying air quotes another company. But he's like we all know that it was a bridgestone ball with a with a Nike logo. On it I you know. And and said he's the So you know I. I'm sure that that's true to some degree. I don't know that he never used the Nike Ball. Because I think did he did get to a point at some some time. Some point where he was like legitimately using the Nike Ball. But there was obviously some shenanigans going on where they would just stampe logo on different stuff. I think that's confirmed now. Getting messages. Like left and right that next day all for irons and drivers he was using. This guy was like breaking down. If you look at like the cavity back the irons at the time he was using in two thousand five. It wasn't those not so I mean whatever and I'm sure that there's there's I'm sure people have died and in the process of making Tiger Woods is clubs like we're never going to get the full answers. I mean he's tiger woods like you're not going to get. The recipe is a success. The Scotty Cameron may have lake a fucking. I Dunno elving inside the like the head or something who knows. Never get the transit. They'll people who have the answers will die with them. Yeah they'll be a witness protection program to try to actually get the real the real story Robbie Max taken all that to his grave right. It has to go throughout him back and it just goes inside him. He's done he's he's a he's a bank ball. I so I'm on the deathly hallows by the way Frankie in Harry Potter. And it's like I'm starting to remember how really like dark of the Hor- correct stuff is thought of tiger. Exploding his soul into the Scotty cabinet. Everything is it's got a darker that it is dark but it's like so true. Like with the Scotty Cameron and snapped in half Tiger would be sitting at dinner. And he would like do is he would like. Faw Withering Away and everyone papa and he'd be like yeah and if you dead you tried to stab her with a sword of brain half real life tire magical tiger would come out and try to each. You'd have to kill the whole fucking in Harry Potter. When like Ron tries to kill one of them like his biggest fears or like lies. Come out we're coming at them and then also like he saw Harry in her mind like they're like bagging. Yeah like having sex and Shit and like like what would like if you went to go. Kill like Tigers Scotty. Like what like what? Trent just see like a bunch of snakes or like like what lies. Would you see like like what would your Hor Crooks horror story be? Will you want me to give my deepest I right? Now what are you? You're like Trent. Tell us if this imaginary fictional world actually came to life and this situation was laid out in front of you. What horrible thing that you think in your mind but won't tell anybody else would come out. I pass I when I was halfway through that. I was kind of mixing up what I wanted to say like. I was more thinking that tiger who would see his worst moment. But like so like in the movie Ron. See something they doesn't WanNa see. He sees Harry in her mind. Is like in that situation when I was trying to say which we're trying to stop the Hor- carcasses of tiger but like if tiger was trying to kill something he would see like Jack. Holding up right other men like another green jacket or like he would see you know what I mean like. He'd see like all these things like he'd see himself on the ground like holding his back or something like that like it wouldn't be us by out but then that would make sense because we're say yeah he would he would see like hitting him in the face of the pack which we don't we don't talk about. I don't know I don't know where I I was GONNA say. Espn with her. Like new billionaire boyfriend husband but then we stay for the house. Alex Termites and Shit. Oh I think she tore it down. Yeah right yes you said it had like termites or whatever and she ripped the whole thing down. I think the whole thing came down. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. It could be true. I don't know we have gotten a Frankie factor. Too Long Islander. Actually we'll know had one. That was in the pipeline. It's actually pretty interesting fact. To be honest it was Will Not put me on the spot. Naga usually aren't you adjusted bid? Awhile I wasn't. I wasn't sure if I should mention it. Well I mean I know that you should mention it but it's just that You know I'm trying to find. Hey part of the facts break you. Just try and find that I got this yields. It wasn't what we thought it was. She it said this was January. Fifth Twenty twelve after her one hundred million dollar divorce settlement divorce settlement lashed to voice. The voice bought. She bought a beautiful twelve million dollar home in Florida. That was bigger and nicer than tigers but apparently wasn't good enough for the golfers ex wife toward the whole place down so she could build a brand new a state on the same property so it wasn't their houses. The house she bought after the divorce Nacho kind of changes it tried to buy some time for the fuck man like do not have this fact. You know like whenever I'm GonNa have to try and go off the dome also. It's not. That long stories was back in the eighteen. Hundreds houses and roofs were made very flimsy enduring like big rainfalls Dogs and cats would often be on the roofs of these lower tiered houses in the late eighteen hundreds and they would actually fall through the roofs of these houses and it would be raining cats and dogs. I like it I like. That's such an obscure weird saying that. We all say that's the thing I love about these Frankie facts and not the pump bound tires but like we say the most ridiculous things of all time and act like they're just normal English right like like thumb rule of thumb or like or just like the wording like it's raining cats and dogs out there and you don't even think about what that means like what are you talking about people not know it's so ingrained that people know what you mean even though it shouldn't make any sense whatsoever. I've just always thought like boy would arrange the size of a cat or a dog be serious reign. Why would I never thought thought that would be a problem? It was raining a cat and a dog man for cat and dog fell on you from I. Her be loud. It'd be a problem out. You know it'd be the drainage issues. Be SERIOUS PROBLEMS. One is so common. I've never even thought about how blood there will be in the streets that the series would be full of blood of their dogs and cats come plummeting down onto the roads and stuff then setting raining cats and dogs. I just picture it right in like a motherfucker. What does that mean? Does that come from Shakespeare? Made up a bunch of just like words and phrases back then everyone just hundreds if not thousands of them you just invented words and the words that we use. I WANNA say like Like tremendous or something is just a shakespeare dislike. May I've actually looked it up? It's crazy it's words that like we need really. I didn't know that many almost here. I got fifteen words invented by Shakespeare ended. Bandit critic himmy Dauntless Dwindle Elbow green-eyed lackluster lonely. Those are all Shakespeare words. Lonely like he said like Oh she was very lonely and everyone's like what does that mean. In a way he described it was was well. He said elbow as a verb right. I've read that one before the elbow of a table or something right but where did he is it because it's an L. shape? Oh Yeah I don't know elbow and like a boat how about this one swagger? That's a shakespeare word. What wa I thought like a rapper made that up swag you could just tell like he was probably like how. How does he come up with that word and that we all just agree with now? Oh yeah that's why I guess he describes it in a way the person had slager and we're like Oh that's arguments. Yeah Lonely Lonely. So perfect for the word like when you say low weight like gives you the definition you know. It's like the perfect word so was alone for that. He turned it into lonely birds. Come from we. All boys boys lonely lonely lonely word. It is. Makes you feel only really Everybody's now just in the resume thing look at this. I'm looking at Shakespeare. Worlds also didn't like he liked prefix unseeded. Comfortable undressed unearthly unreal. Shakespeare earthly unbelievable now on them. That would have been great if that had been on there and I don't care about that anymore. What am I fifty bucks? We're never going to go to a restaurant or dinner drinks anyway. So it doesn't matter. Well I went to so. I finally went to the grocery store yesterday. I got one of these Welker sent me one of these boxes. Our call them both officer Outdoors one I would have loved the Barcelo Golf One but you know whatever it works. But it's strange going out. There man grocery stores their people aren't as cognizant of staying socially distance at a grocery stores. I would like that's my opinion of going to grocer. Dude I Girlfriend just sent me a Sanchez. She had to go to ATM. And get money. And it was by a trader Joe's on Long Island and when the snapchat shows it's from a major road like almost a highway of people standing from the highway down a side road all the way around into a massive like mall type parking lot. When I tell you like over a thousand people on a slide to make waiting to get into a trader Joe's. I've never seen this like it. My entire life about everyone's waiting there to robots like like. You're going to be there for hours. That was the only thing I baked in like an extra hour just to stand outside the grocery store. I mean there was no line at this grocery store that I went to. It was just walk right in I. I was stunned as this is GonNa take an hour longer than I think. Because I'm GonNa have to wait outside and I just I just wandered into the grocery store. It's also like the you know we're all trying to make it feel as normal as you can in like whether it's watching something era and the grocery store is like you can't avoid it. It feels like ground zero of the Corona Virus Manhattan. There's very the aisles are skinny so there's not a ton of room when you're coming head onto somebody else. It's like all right. Well I guess we're just GonNa pass each other now because you don't have Eros do you know what else we do. Directional ARROWS DOWN HERE. So soon as you enter your like you stay in the line until you leave so you literally go like through produce. Then you go through Brad or whatever you have emerged idea you stay in that direction. And so there's always people who don't know the directionals going on and they are a menace to society scary exactly like the wave. It's not so much saying hi. It's like I see you but you stay in your path and you don't even think about it. It's like an air traffic controller. Just be like no I see your plane is there but just stay in that exact lane and you don't don't even come my way you guys thinks it's ever going to get back to like a normal. You think people go to restaurants and like dude. It's crazy like there's real world problems going on now for like like me and my dad were talking about the future. Borelli we're doing we're doing all his deliveries and all these fucking donations on stuff. At some point. We need people to come back into the restaurant and like eat the food and and have parties like. Is that ever going to happen again or other? You will I think it will. We'll get we'll get a vaccine vaccine will be huge. Just might take a year or two years that like survived that like the world's going to collapse at that point. You can't do everyone I talked to. Who has a mom and pop like business or like even my friends at their dad's or mom's a work at these they can't survive another even month or two that they can't pay their bills. Definitely like there's very unfortunately like a lot of those are going to collapse and go out of business or a but I think within a few months or so like the whole point of flattening. The curve is that our system can catch up. We can deal with being able to help the sick. It's not gonNA kill the virus but like we'll be able to handle it better than eventually will get a vaccine and then I think people will start to go back to normal like doctor when now saying but when bars are allowed to reopen New York City. There might not be bars to open. That's and then like what happens to the economy like it just collapsed jobs. And it's just going to be the end of the world. We don't even have like a ballpark date on when we're going to be back in an office doing any normal thing to we don't have. We don't have a ballpark. Did and when we can leave the house and like and like return to our jobs like what you're saying like not even do recreational stuff which is a major part of life like going and going to games and going to restaurants and going to bars. That's that's how the country moves. It's not it's not like the PGA tour putting on an event. It's everything else. I think like rigs in my apartment is just like city mayor like when something's not lived in like dust settles unlike spider web happened. Oh we're going to go back in. Our apartment is going to be disgusting to think about how much mail and packages I got a call a couple of days ago and it said maybe like the guy booked our apartment. You know how Let's see him and I was like you know what it is. I bet we look like in the movie. The Santa Claus. When he gets all the packets he gets back to the whole apartments. Overflowing with all the lists a better fucking apartment. Looks like it probably. It was calling to see if he could drop it in your apartment or like do you guys have like a downstairs thing where it collects all the packages or yeah but it's like on the it's on the ground floor and it's like a small little nook where it could may be fit like twenty packages. That are that are average size and probably have twice now ourselves. I'm very guy called me and was like can I go? Put this stuff in your room. He's literally the Guy Mark. He's just like I need. I gotta get it out of this room. He's like this is insane. I'd like death. Wish coffee was the biggest box I've ever seen in my entire life really good stuff like I needed to get out of there. He said you'RE GONNA get this. Outta here man. He's very conscious of just like every couple of like every try to for like twenty minutes a day just opened my window because otherwise it's going to be your guys department apartment but with me living inside of it where there's no new fresh air coming into this place. 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We sort of had this debate on the On our little techs group like a week ago but I thought I'd bring it here because we were doing. Save it for the show thing but it was a picture it was is an ace and one of them raised cops somebody on a par three hit it clearly balanced right before the whole landed inner raised cop which is significant we small all or only fit a golf ball and it fit inside the raise cup. That's where the ball was. Is that better more aggressive than a normal ace Yes so at first. It's like yes. That's incredibly impressive. More impressive because it's more difficult to get that ball into that part of the whole because it's raised and it's smaller. It's quite literally a fact that that it's harder to do but the other side of this is that there's two sides one is like that is what the whole looks like. And that's what your goal is to get the ball in that whole not the regular whole that whole right and the second part is that had not been there and that it was a regular whole which you can't really argue because it wasn't but in an alternate reality he's playing regular hall where it just goes into the ground. That ball doesn't even come close to going in that it goes. It goes off the pan. Maybe Mrs Right laughed at goes three or four feet past and he just makes like a maybe Birdie and apar- so it's hard to like say like it's an amazing hole in one shot when technically on a regular golf course. That's not going in the whole it definitely bounces over. It has to and put it. That's the whole he played and he got it in so I duNno. I Dunno described all of our like in. What's the most articulate you've ever been? I was incredible. I don't know what to pick you. Sink delayed it all out there and then like we don't even know rebuttal. Eminem does eight mile have had a ton of debates about it. You don't about me doesn't part of it has to be that he knew the whole looks like that right like if he didn't know what she would he's been playing golf so he's been playing the holes. He knows that's what they look like. That is a point in his favor that he hypothetically in his mind his intention was like I know what the whole looks like. Am I going to try to jump into that race conflict I agree? I've been having this debate about all these the pool noodles and all this shit like you know. I played with someone at a couple of weeks ago that we he hit a shot and the ball rolled right up to the whole and like it was a two hundred thirty five yard par three so as far away and to the point when we walked up to this whole the ball was two inches away from this pool noodle and like did it hit at some point like sonic saw kind of go to the right at the end and I did it. Just Skim it like. Is that a hole in one and if you walk up there and the balls on the edge do you count that as a whole one like that was leaning against it or even just on like you could tell that it bounced and came back. He can just tell like. Do you count that as a whole one. Like oh no. It doesn't allow it to go in the hole though is the point. I know. We'll noodle dream rob you know potentially are like you know who knows. It's what if it's sitting up against the presenting all been sitting up leaning. Leniency counts but never actually falls in it. Can't get I give that a hole in one if it's like inbetween the pool new literally note if you if you pull the cylinder out in a ball fall and I would say that counts. That's the court hall the Kornel exactly. That's that is so you're telling me that God has more of a validity to say yes present than I do if the ball is actually moving in on it of course you mean what do you mean asked the cornall Geezer assholes because like if you Cornhole if you got one meeting on the side you've lift up the board and if it falls off it doesn't count on board for a second. I thought you guys were because I'm a I'M A. I love playing corn on. I thought you guys thought that the rule was that if it's leaning on the edge of the whole and you go and take the bags out of the middle and it hits that bag and that's somehow is counting thirty five seconds. You didn't hear what the Hell's going. I played that game before. I have a different set of rules. If you play by a different set of rules I just thought you guys meant like 'cause we're talking about the whole I thought you meant on the edge of the whole and you reach in and it hits that one the ended that somehow counts like all cornhole is is about getting it fully in. We gotTa Frank I. I can't wait to play bag again. Man You touch your own bags you gotta make sure the other person you have to call around set. Actually they all wear gloves. Yeah do gloves do the trick? Is that right well as long as then basically you know you. Throw away the gloves. You don't touch anything else you know. It's all like the doug gloves disinfecting but corona just stays on the glove directly on the glove. I've been washing my hands so much back in my hands are so dry. It's it's it's a problem you're not. You're not leaving your washing. Your hands you wait. Let's say you don't leave your apartment all day. No how many times wash your hands well. Swipe doesn't make any sense to know 'cause I still get takeout. So okay your mood down in the lobby and I come back up and I make sense. I thought like if I didn't leave my room for twenty four hours. Imagine like washing hands three times. Like what's no no no? Yeah came in the window or something right. I said that on this. If it's starting to seep through the walls and at that point who gives a fuck doing there I mean if that's the case I'm going to the top floor like no if I leave my if I leave my apartment. I'll go grab something from the lobby wash aunts. That's what it is and I I you know I get take out pretty often. That's that's three meals a day. GotTa Eat. I can't Cook so I wash my hands now. The pizza reviews and to me. It's man it's just every day man. It's crazy yeah. He reviews beets every day Friday. Saturday Sunday Times Zack. Rb Up six o'clock not so bad you got some time. Yes So Jack asked Rank one to four smarts to dumbest of the four playboys. Damn that's a divisive question or isn't I put this in here was because I was gonna say I think it's actually very very similar all. I'm but all different ways. I think I'm probably the dumbest when it comes to like actual knowledge of things I don't retain information as well like writer retain more information than me by a long shot. You remember everything right but but but I think you're like significantly whittier in a lot of like cultural references in what not that I am. That's not being like define intelligence and like what they're going for. Is it like problem solving? Is it like retaining information as you know whatever because I think it would? It would be a flip flop for pretty much more intelligent person like only like this like if you ask someone something about it. They can describe. They can describe what you're asking like in full detail and I often can't remember like details about it. I don't know I just like I guess rigs about Tobacco Road Right now. He'll tell you everything about it. Hopefully who everything about my strands and all this. I just don't I can't remember that the dumber that's what I said in the Tobacco Fella Jason Bourne movie where they ask you about something and they asked me and I legitimately have no idea like. I don't remember what happened. I remember sort of being there but I don't totally know in terms. If that's that's how raking intelligence. I'm definitely near the ball out of the jets ranked the that's like the DADS to basic of of a definition. I think it's I think like you also tell though like I have a buddy kid Jesse shutout Jesse this kid Jesse. His we grew up with this. He's just smarter than everyone else. He's more intelligent now. He's a lawyer everything about his intelligence. Just beams off. You WanNa ask him questions I just say. What do you think you think about this? And he tells you is his thoughts on it. No one's asking me my thoughts on fucking world problems and share unless we're on here and we're like just slapping our dicks around right. I do think like if you look at me in my friend group that I grew up with all those guys I think on the one that will look at it as an idiot. I have a cool job now but I think like ten years ago. I was the idiot of my friend Group for sure to my friends. Have Group chats about like investments in stocks right. I'm not invited to those group chats. I don't know anything about really anything at all. How I mean maybe about Iraq. How would you? How would each person to find intelligence in this world I would say that intelligence man that's hard? I think it's problem solving problems. Big One I think it's the ability to like comprehend situational stuff and get what you want like out of it. You don't like it's it's solving because life isn't just like fucking filling out an answer for memory on a piece of paper never that's the least applicable thing in the world. That just doesn't happen so it's like intelligence being able to kind of organize everything that's going on in any situation and then be able to like pick and use what you need from it to ultimately like achieve what you're trying to achieve and that could be anything like you're playing golf could be trying to video could be. You're trying to like interview somebody. It could be anything. So I think problem solving raigmore an indicator of intelligence that being able to fucking like remember a whole lot tobacco road or whatever dreamily agree strongly agree. So it's McLeod's Yes yes situational thinking yeah right right like I don't I can't i. Couldn't if if I'm driving down the road and I fucking I blow a tire out of five tight. I'm just fucked my road trips over. I can't I just don't know how to fix that. So that makes me incredibly dumb not that like I wouldn't even know how to use the fucking Google product could see her good at that Shit. I'm not crafty. I'm not handy so there's a huge like miss and that but also I could sit down and like I could go through. Somebody's wikipedia and then remember the dates from their tournaments. Be Able to like drop that NASA interview. So there's like certain elements where you could pick and that helps the other hurts. So I don't I don't think that that's I don't think one of those is an indicator on intelligence. No I mean I think everybody in this room can get things done. Just like rigs you. We might public higher. I might fix it myself. You might call triple eight. You know everybody can in. This room can find their way out of wet paper bag. I think we go about it much differently. Because like you would just call aaa get the fix and then on you go. I would like you know whatever. Take it out lift up the caller and then just switched ours and put on spare is I. I think that's a good way to describe. I mean I do like Frankie like the way danced around like if you smart like my uncle is incredibly smart gifted and talking him he can talk about anything and he can talk about anything to anyone in the room. Whether it be the the chief executive officer of that company or you know a person that barely knows what that company does but give him like a beautiful. Kinda like description of it in terms that make sense to that individual and I think that is a gift of intelligence. The way were described. Intelligence fucking ought intelligent idiots. That's too too broad of the yard work said like what what avenue of intelligence or you're talking about. Yeah if you literally search what is intelligence. It says it's general cognitive problem solving skills or a medical alert rigs smart a mental ability involved in reasoning perceiving relationships and analogies calculating learning quickly etc reconcile. Pretty good look at Dave. I consider Dave one of the smartest people I've ever met and he can't. She can't pronounce or spell or he can't even get somebody's twitter handle right when he's trying to like have slam dunk on a tweet a key so dumb. I in his one very smart in his world. He knows the INS and outs of it like what he needs to do. And he knows the problem solving and and situations he knows. What's the best situation on the fly right off the dome like you'd think to be able to run a business with two hundred employees and? May and get it from his fucking his kitchen table to being worth one hundred million dollars you'd have to be able to just make decisions like yeah this works. He's got he's got the best gut of all time. Yeah it's really. It's I know we show Dave and all that like just as its employees. I mean he's well no I mean just like is jazz general barstool principal yours right ever should onto this out but like as a general. Barcelo principle you do kind of like you just read a little bit but he. He is incredible right. And there's like there's that clip I saw last week from when he was over in London at the Horse Race in there. Like have you ever been to the UK before it is like in Italy. Like you'd think this guy's fucking more and he's like the smartest person I know you know who also gives off an incredibly intelligent invive with with me and larcher saying like you. Just talk about anything. As a large arch can talk about any situation and make you feel like like. He's been there before even though he may not have been right like a large. Tell me about like what happened. Like how did we get here in World War? Two like what happened there. I feel like you'd be able to explain it to me in a very easily. I can just easy listening way. I can just be like. Oh okay. Yeah that makes sense. I want you to tell me a cocktail. Or he can explain to me the stock market like he just. His vibe comes very intelligent. Even the at what he's talking about but he he would also tell you that. World War Two story and he would drop a few names of countries and figures in that that were like instrumental where you'd be like. Oh that gives the story a lot of credibility this fucking guy knows what he's talking about i. I do think he's way smarter than anyone. On the show at margin is very intelligent. Is that that her large one of the most intelligent people I've ever talked to. Everybody ranked their problem so solving skills. One out of ten but the problem solving skills it the fucking is it. No just just kind of in general like you have a problem. How do you identify the situation? How you create a solution for yourself a good. I think I'm like above. I think I'm around average above average. I've been in a ton I've worked for Dave Portnoy for four years in situations. Where like my my face got hot and my body got hot. Because I didn't like I'm in charge of something for the most important gotta company and I gotTa just figure out. How do you get this done even if it's as simple as like a rung on our way to a pizza place and and the places closed even though they didn't write that on their website and you gotta off the top of the head. Find a place on that route to to fight to to see if that places open without even telling because he'll get mad that we were on our way to a place those close a little on the off the dump banking so that stuff like that. I'd never be a situational thinker like being with Dave has made me a lot better. So what do you think you all? I've got to where I see. My. Let's say nine or ten like an asshole. I'm not like a fucking war. General like deciding where everything's GonNa go. I think I'm okay at it but I do have a tendency to just ignore things and then that's a problem. That's not a way to solve a good problem and give to define. I don't think enough of of enough of US have been in a problem together where we've seen like who's better at this than others. You know what I mean like besides flying Ustralian like dealing with those things. I don't think there's been like a unified problem that we've all had to address to to stack rank. Outsiders group pretty good like a therapy able to out of full trip to Australia. I did all that ourselves now. We're just acting like we're like that's amazing that we're able to do that. But what adults can do is just like handle shit? Yeah I think we're I think we're all above average. I don't think we're neither Tad's where you WANNA be. You don't want to be in. The middle is usually a good place to be and you WanNa live where. He's one of the smartest things big cat ever said. He always in terms of friends. 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And you'll see our whole entire collection store dot barstool sports dot com so an descent me a nineteen sixty three video of the match. Between Jack Nicklaus and SAM snead. He really had me focus on a clip. I think it's on like the second hole. Were Jagd Blades. A wedge from a bunker like forty feet past the hole and he brought up the point that it's quite often referenced. The Jack Nicklaus had like a pretty shit short game for how good he is. He sort of asked the question. How bad really was Jack's short game and it got me thinking that like I've heard Tiger it's documentaries talk like the massive talk about Jack's games and he'll make little like Jabs Hobie every object short game wasn't wasn't the best but and then he'll go into like how good is swaying so really got me thinking like I would. I would love to watch around. Like Jack Nicklaus round on. Pj Tore live or something where you could. Actually you have to watch every fucking shot that the guy hits like. How bad do you think Jack? Short game really was just this conversation last night when I hop that fence and met my buddies because we were playing on one of these these There was no one on the course at the time and I just dropped like three or four balls around the the green and I'm like I have to learn how to hit the shot. I was like maybe ten yards off the green. And I'm like I have to be able to not put these. I got to be able to hit the fifty eight degree and just fucking hit a wedge up their tight and I'd blade it all four bladed three of them and trump one of them and I took my daughter out and he's like well. It'd be like Jack. Well that's just not the way I don't know it's just not the way she wants to play the game of golf right like. Wha Wha why can't I just take this wedge and hit it like Phil Mickelson why? Why can't learn how to do that? So Yeah I think that I've never. I've never it's interesting. You say that because all the highlights you never really see shortcake just seem ripping it or like hitting pot great potter. But his chipping and bunker play like they always just take it not that sock but it just wasn't like up to the level of the rest of the game. Does that mean? He was like the twentieth best kind of like short game players. That mean he was awful to see like one hundred. Eighty eight is known to us. Owner really interested though it was known to use Potter from off the Green. Right and like put the ball from various places. Are they so? Yeah so I mean it's not like it's not the Golfer I WANNA be. I don't WanNa be like Jack. I don't WanNa have bad knees and sitting on a fucking boat when I'm ninety years old whatever and worrying about other people but I don't. I rather be a tiger woods where I can take a wedge and just flop academies at right next to the hall and absolute fucking weapon like. I don't WanNa play like Jack Anymore. I feel like I'm playing Jerry. Now are on the Greens I want to. I want to find out from brand on field. Brand the fucking statistical breakdown of Jack Short game like was he just awful as Egypt. Gladened chips all over the place or was he fine. I mean he's the you know. Maybe the best swing In the world for twenty or thirty years in the best most clutch putter in the world but a short game was just fine or was it like I. Don't Ya love the now. You're going to back it up with like a brand new stat or something that you got from him. Because I'd be super interested to know you know whatever T- degree and he was this or like number one in the field but within a hundred yards or whatever. Those stats are Here like how bad was he was the top fifty here. Here's one in nineteen seventy nine. Jack Nicklaus finished a lowly seventy ninth on the PGA tour money list. He hadn't won a tournament in a year and a half. His driver was bleeding yards. Short game was so shaky that one revered teacher. Compared it to that of a quote eight or ten handicapper that may have been generous. Characterization Jack Nicklaus recalled one day I started putting the ball around bunkers. I was so bad I almost started putting the ball around bunkers. I was so bad. He's so he's like you frank eight to ten handicap. Like that's how he's playing short game is obviously his little between Burma but like that's that's stunning. I think it'd be. Yeah I mean that's also at one point. One Tiger was like that for a year or two. He couldn't I mean couldn't ship the ball onto a green so the happens. Remember the ways management. Use blading shots well this. This article is tigers damaged. Not Finished says the Man Who Cure Jack. Kevorkian was this was to fifteen. I WANNA know I wanNA know like his. His average year like averaged reject one three times. One major what was his short game like was he. Fiftieth was the one hundred ninetieth or was he like eleven with his short game. What was it? I'd be very curious work to do. We have our today. We probably could have just research staff. I didn't know the question almost alluded to the fact that like we were gonNA gasoline. You had the stat behind the curtains. Just lose out. It's confusion as just hippie. Yeah I prefer you guys just got gas at or maybe just got. He's fucking awful. I heard some guy was telling me one time but I'm GONNA say he was centered teeth on an average year. I it can't be that bad like he can't be out of the top fifty. There's no way the top fifty still like the Reagan was in the top. Finley is probably only like a yard or two only like probably within four and a half feet is the top fifth. Yeah which is crazy. Because then if you're four and a half feet the pots you know then you drop eight percentage points and then you're two strokes worse around him in your your door. I'm trying to think are any of Jack's highlights chips. I that's what I can't think of it in my head of. I know like tiger has the fucking obviously the masters. She has the one at at Muirfield at Jax tournament where he flubbed the first one and then hold the second one where he knows the massive is. He's got the other one at Muirfield when he was playing with ricky where he hit the huge flopper behind the green after he came back from the whole thing. Ricky's and orange and it just fucking try. He's got multiple warmer. Your hold out. When he was with Duvall in that letter World Cup thing where he had like he's got ships Gusta where Egypt's he's got so many memorable chips it's crazy and it's and you don't see any from Jack so I am. I just not thinking of to read more about this. He really talks about his short game. Golfing DIGEST DOT COM. The only short game I ever had was the one I d develop myself. I wasn't like tiger. Who was who is another shot at Tiger? Woods like learning. I wasn't like tiger. Who was small as a boy and develop a tremendous man Blah doot? Now wait a minute. Let's let's take a stop here and say like Tiger Woods had an easier upbringing in the game of Dolphin Jack. Nicholas was slow. She's all your all their Jack Reed that I wasn't like Tiger who was smalls boy and developed a tremendous short game. I didn't have any lessons. I didn't haven't many lessons with the short game. It was the only area that Jack Grout. My longtime teacher really didn't spend any time with me. I didn't practice my short game because I didn't know what to practice. I never learned anything. Dude he was a kid. If I had gone to someone like Paul Runyan my short game would have been much different than says. It took him until nine hundred eighty to concede that he had an attack. The chipping use I wanted to put it around bunkers while Blah The dramatic improvement may have delayed underscores. What a difference at some kind of effort would have made earlier so he basically says like after all those years of of basically saying I didn't have a good short game. He said that he didn't need one because here he goes. I didn't need a short game because my philosophy became I'm going to hit fourteen or fifteen greens around and I'm going to hit at least a couple of par fives and two and I'm going to make every single putt inside ten feet so any differences. How good my short game was as long ball. Slop it around the whole somewhere. Six eight ten feet. I was probably going to make it. Anyway Ron speaks to his the strong parts of his other because then he goes on to say that was an accommodation. It wasn't ideal and it was foolish for me to believe that that was good enough but he did. He goes back if Jack had a wedge game no doubt in my mind he would have had one thirty majors says Lee Trevino. Who wants six several expense. Are you kidding me? Do their acted like he. Fucking was incapable of chipping a ball onto the green. Yes how about Jack saying like if I had article mix you up Jack. Route for his Co. coach him it's like just take a little response. Maybe he just learned how to fuck chip the ball. Old Man something. Is there something stopping him from like like like like like? I don't know like someone was like no. You can't enter the short range area today. I tell people all the time if Jack in his prime could've played the clubs and balls at these guys are playing. Today would have hit this. He would have hit that some bitch. Four hundred yards. I believe Tigers catching but if Jack had a short game even tiger would you be able to touch them? This is Lee. Trevino faulk off like they're acting like tiger grew up with fucking in in some Mansion Compound Jupiter Florida. He lives at out. The grew up in earl woods is fucking horror prison. Go in the garage and hit balls for our straight talk talking about chat. Wow glad we got to the bottom of this sucks massive chipping lows and massive short game problems but the fact he was hitting fifteen greens around goals was wasn't doing no. I know but like I mean he had been doing at some point if like for a couple of years and he was putting around Greens held. That came out about Lee Trevino the other day I tweeted and then rigs you re tweeted where What one damage now? This is totally butchered. You remember that now. You hit like seventeen grier yielded. Oh he only missed honorine or re. Greens the whole tournament or something like that. Which is dire ball? I mean that's a fix. I'm sorry maybe he had no bogeys and he'd only missed I think three threes like Greens and fairways shutting the whole week. It's like I remember. I remember seeing what the Fuck I saw it and I just had to retreat. As a boy Jack Nicklaus also like people. Don't talk enough about Jack. Nicklaus's swing feel like right like when they when you see clips online of people like oh you should do Adam Scottish. You never see go. Should do like what Jack Nicholas? Who's the greatest player of all time in theory? Did NOT CO-SIGNED THERE. I'm not other signing all this. Like if he played If he played with these clubs he'd be better like all everybody would have had those call. Everyone would have had those which tiger woods dealing with like his opponents. Have those clubs so he has to beat them with the same fucking shit man so the reached Venus so he won by eight he missed just three. Greens to fairways for the week and didn't make dots Unimaginable to do that. It was forty five years until another winner. Went bogey-free the post now. I have a question for you guys. How many times did you guys miss a green in regulation or just like Mr Target? Because you didn't have like the right club. Do you think on average like around like the like last night I was hitting around and I was hitting the ball really well on the four or five holes. I played a couple of times. I just missed because I went long or I went just came up way short like it's. I don't usually miscreants that much because I'm that far off swing wise. I feel like I'm not pushing it that mantra pulling down when I'd get the ball in the air it goes kind of where I wanted to go but often missed with with distances like ninety percent of the time I feel like I would say I come up short a lot because of that where it's but I also I think a lot of it's because I'm like okay. If I flushed this club I could get it to that Penn but how often do I flush it? Never so that I come up like ten yards short. Do that all the time. Yeah all almost every hole is the hardest problem. I've been doing a big thing where I'm literally I just try to find the center number so the pins upcharges at ten yards and just pick the club goes that or if the back take ten yards off and go to their especially if it's super windy. That's what I go for. I don't actually usually. I don't miss them long or short. I missed them left. Nuts you know your club. Lanc defeat like you know you're yardages of each club. Yeah pretty good. I feel like I don't feel like I still don't know like a either. Don't genuinely don't like the difference between a fifty one hundred ten yards out. It could be one day a fifty eight degree that I hit hard or another day. Fifty two degrees that I take soft or one day. It's like forty eight it honestly. I don't. I don't have those numbers. How do you stand over the ball? Those thoughts go. I mean that's probably why deflate because you don't believe in anything that you're doing you're thinking this could go a hundred thirty eight yards. Yes and that's I mean. What are we even doing it that point? Just pick up the ball and throw towards the hall. I hit a cherry by golf club. I hit a wedge a fifty to one hundred sixty yards or you blade it so I one hundred ten yards out and I was on the next hole behind it in the fairway you gotta figure out a repeatable wings. You can't you're the opposite of repeatable what you need you just. It's it's swings for US trying to kill the ball. I'm also doing this new mental thing where it's like. Hey if you come up short because he swung too soft. That's an okay mess right like if I swung too slow and too rhythmic then. Maybe next time I'll do the same thing and just club up. Yeah you also called down. What is the net? What does that down club? I never understood that club up is when you take more club. I think we'll go from a five hundred or four Fox meal club down which is weird because the numbers Frankie. I do think you need to learn. That like short is almost always better. Golf than long lauding design. There's nothing designed behind the whole. It's always awful behind the whole 'cause the architect like never went back there. Architects stops his work at the end of the Astra. I'm often hitting off of chipping up. Here's another thing that I got into a little bit of a fuss fossil with fussy tussle tinsel Shakespeare's the merchant coming into the most the most intelligent in the group. Do you think you you. What Club aside from potter? Do you think you use the most. And I think it's by far the wedge like a fifty eight fifty six sandwich right you you. The average Golfer uses that immense. I so much more than any other club. No probably it prob ply for the average optic. Yeah probably sure your go-to wedge. I would assume yeah because what came up to the point where I was like. I hit these drives well but I lose so many. I lose so many strokes because I can't. I'm dumping shot a hole and I constantly have a wedge in my hand. I use my wedged from one hundred yards ninety. Eight hundred seventy six ers all the way to five feet off the green. I use the same like a club. I can't hit from any artist so like to me. If you're an average golfer that should be the most important club the practice is no. I got to be box. My friend said the Avid Golfer would take a good drive over a good wedge shot any day of the week like you take a good a driver Meghan but so it started by saying like I said I think every average golfer should just work on their wedge game because it would save them a million strokes and he said well. I can't hit the ball off not like my short game doesn't matter to anyone like rice. I I tend to agree with that me too so yeah I think and I do if you kick it off the tee golf is the least enjoyable thing in the world. Yes but I think before I do think frankly to your point that the biggest mistake for amateur golfers is using. They're fifty to fifty six and sixty degree wedge all the time and change around because muscle. Memory you're just not practicing enough so us all those clubs at different times so I literally every time it's a close wide shot up my sixty degree and I just played with sixty yet because I'm just trying to I was like we're all missing Greens. We're not fucking professional. You're constantly hitting these wedge shots like we all just focused on that. We'd be significantly better golfers that we all go to the rain. We go to like the fucking municipal range here like Eisenhower drip thousand drives and then we walked. We go home. We never go to a short range. We never go to a short game. Rain work on our fucking little chips and bunker shots like. That's where all the strokes are coming in. His point was like. Yeah I like fine. I can hit a nice chip up to the green but like it took me five strokes to get there because I wear out of bounds off the tee. I dry while three times in like. Let's just not right and and I would say like if you're hitting it like as long as you're hitting mediocre and like in the same ballpark his other people but you have a significantly better short game. You will kill people like we've all played. You've all played against people that you're like. This guy is just getting up and down from everywhere. And you'll just destroy. I mean you do their eggs like y'all sometimes slapping around a little bit like off. The tee hit it right. Hit laughing like somehow putting for par every a that's the thing original make a thirteen footer. An eight footer. Ny. He can get hot. And that's how many messages have gotten from people like my buddies. Watch your like eighteen hole things where you're like putting up the trot. Where the he's in the sandpit off the tee box every single hall and then to the thought like you're like cheating there like how is he putting par when you guys? Don't get that like he scrambles better than like anyone right. That's my game. What's the Little helpful him. Who says that if you just shake Haney Caney? So he says he says it's every level whether tiger woods at his peak or whether you're a twenty-five handicapped who's learning the game and getting into it. He says an every single level. There's only three things to go. Got To focus on to shave strokes off their game. It's no penalty strokes so like hunting and fucking hazards naughty out of bounds. No double chips like anytime. You're in a chipping situation. Just get it on. The green and no three putts could eliminate those three things like every single player on every level. That's really what it boils down to. Which is fucking fastening like. You don't have to hit a great drive. Just hit him play. You don't have to hit a great iron. Just hit it up near the green. You don't have to hit a great chip chip it like somewhere on the green and then just you don't have to make every PUTT. Just don't three Jack and then when you do hit your good shots all out up to an score. That's like really not that bad. That's pretty much by game. I would say for the most now. You do really well. I tried to train changing MY MEMPHIS. Danson putting the other day when I played and saying okay. If I've got a thirty footer. Twenty five footer. Let's let's pretend like let's believe it. We're GONNA make us. Let's give it like a run at it and try to home now and I've just gone the other way. But like I wanNA feel like I wanNA make 20-footer twenty-five footer and I'm I just gotTa stay defensive. I guess STU Haugestad again. I'm going to bring him up because he loves the text about my game which is cool. And he was like he's like why are you practicing? You shouldn't really practice like fifteen or twenty foot. Potsy psych if you look the tour average at like six and a half or seven feet or whatever it is the tour that's where the even the best players in the world make the make their pots like fifty or less than fifty percent of the time and he's like so you should really be practicing are like six feet and in because if you make those those are the ones those are the difference where you really could make him or not. He's like what you get to like eight nine ten twelve feet out the best players in the world. Don't make them more than half the time for us. So you're not GonNa make any strokes you should be making them up from within five feet six feet. You should never miss. That's interesting yeah. It is interesting that is interesting. Because you know we're just the weekend acts that go out with a practice range or practice. Rain Pryor dropped three balls at fifteen feet made two of them say. I'M GONNA be on five sick today. One it's going to be a good day. It's ninety two you miss seven footers all day. Shoot I knew one great. I was fought for one thing. While we're talking about our games and stuff I have a tip. Helped me tremendously right now. I'm not want to give out tips. But you know what? We're not in the tee box. It doesn't matter you have time to either justice or just tell me to go fuck myself But I was told by a pro My Buddy Maddie Attorney Valley. Who said what I was doing is coming over the ball on all my mrs were hooks. And he said you're baseball player. You play baseball. Whatever hit the ball to shortstop? I'm a lefty. You hit the ball to the shortstop when you're on when you're making contact take your regular swing have the Nice tempo and when you're coming down the ball think about hitting that ball like you're you're hitting grounders to the fucking shortstop like when you're fucking warming up in the morning boom and like go at it and I'm not kidding like if you do that even like slightly mentally you not really change anything swing. You're just thinking about a guy ashore. Saw You extend your arms and when you stop the video or whatever and you swing your fully perfectly extended with like that triangle. Everything's you're not like you're not tucked in at all you're not coming around it. You're perfectly out at the ball and it helps like I'm just like whatever I have a mistake here and there but I'm hitting the ball. So flush withdraw right down the middle. It's like laugh out loud funny. Is I notice tip. Kinda works for people that are had that mistake as I told to guys who were topping it as well or like pulling it. I told them both to hit the ball. The source up and two times onto holes. They both drilled their next drops mentally thinking about shortstop at is so weird. I literally got that tip yesterday on the cradle and by game significantly improved. But I'm a righty so I can base. Yes second base right field and it was like lyft it that and like my shoulder. It's a mental life changing tip. Wow interesting so righty second baseman. Yes lefty shortstop. And it's not even like you're not obviously flinging your arms out there you're just mentally thinking all right like if I'm looking at the picture right now which is the dead center of the fairway and I make contact with this ball just go to shore supper second base. Try and start that ball out there. Throw your hands Adam. Oh it's it's because when you don't think about something like that you just swinging and you can come around it no problem you fucking turn on those things. And that's where the hooks and the snaps happened. Some kid gave me a tipo point the other day. He didn't even give me a tip. He gave it to somebody else and just ruined the rest. If I was at the top of your swing your first move should be forward and he just said this to somebody else. I was in the group and now the next shot I had was an iron shot in in the fairway and I mean I hit three inches behind the ball just showing up like thirty feet. I remember that one. We got where it was like. Your fastest swing should be like on the doubt on. Impact clubbed impact. It's Acetone Guy. And then I'm like I get up here. I'm getting fucking flown into the trees. It was back like or whoever knows how to hit the golf ball. You're holding you the most ridiculous like swing playing like what am I fucking biochemist's that I know like just tell me the hit it to the shortstop that's so much dumber and easy that my swing plane at impact. You should be a faster motion. What are you insane? Never good idea at least for guys like us. Just start speeding things up beeper disaster king. Takada fucking at six flags we're GONNA. I'm like slowly taking back and while here impacts about some I just griffin and rip it become a you can have a conversation about sixty two partisan stands at Talladega. I will say I've been watching it on your golf swings and Frankie. Your Tempo Is Different. Almost every single. Bad It's bad. I have a lot of I have bad temper when I saw. You can tell that I rush it when I like. I'm trying to hit a green like really badly. I'm like in the club as hard as I can. I'm like all right. Seven iron hundred seventy yards. Let's fuck in the air. I like go really quick. I just need to fucking relax. Tempo exalted. I just need to the ball's GonNa get there with a slower swing it's GonNa get they're gonNa let the CRICHTON. It's not much slower than you. Think. It is much the same thing dude it is it is great having Brandini bog here. Because he's like we go to we show up to a course in. He legit knows every single one. He's never been here before and he knows where we were like. Where are golf balls? Were sick that's where like Frankie was in that rough right. They're pretty good. They'll seven Arabs. I'm like what the fuck is a house. It never been Israeli. It's weird really funny story about Tobacco Road which I've never actually been to period I saw one of our buddies here at Pinehurst. He had a tobacco road shirt on and then like in the middle of the shirt. Where like these two mounds? So I look at them and go. Hey man that's the first hole at tobacco road on your shirt. And he looks me goes what the fuck you talking about. And I'm like that's the two mounds on the first hole tobacco road. He's like I didn't even know that hadn't been there historical. Everyone can say that. If you just watch our video you'll know every little crevice of tobacco wrote every nook every cranny every blade of grass every grain of sand. It's your it's all in there. It's all on the drone so go check it out youtube for play golf or on our sports tobacco road and we should have pinehurst number eight out I would. I would say we're our goal is to have it out next week. Worst-case two weeks and then roll through. Pinehurst number two number four as well which we shot in November and And they're fucking awesome some jacked up fuel to see those. I think we're done here. Boys right go be the gatekeeper finer tonight. I can send out there doing things. They shouldn't right now. I gotTA get out there. I've had almost two hours digest. That story and I agree. That those peop- if those guys were driving cars around like maniacs they're wrong they're they are in the wrong. I just I just find it. Nah I wouldn't take the pictures what I'm saying. I think inflator your George Costanza get into his point. I think the picture really turned you guys off to feels dirty like the lurch thing made sense like he said it like in a good way where he's like. You know these guys out there but I also don't relationship with. No one knows what's going on over there. Those guys are all your buddies at this point. Whatever but I just feel I feel like I feel those guys pain when they saw that Marshall coming up or whoever or the you know over I felt dirty I said a said to Brennan I said man this feel like the biggest loser in the world right now and I'm the only reason I brought up. The pinehurst connection was not to sound like a douchebag who keeps talking about it but one of the guys legitimately the guy who I hit up invited me to his wedding and July like we become boys. We spent a lot of time together and so I was like. Hey Man I just WanNa like do you know the? Shit's going on because it's kind of under his guard. So Shenanigans is going on out there under his watch. That looks bad on him so that was sort of my but it I get why started off with like I'd knock people. I knew it would go this guy that did it was a fun coverage. If there's one thing to come out of this podcast I want someone to make me move rigs with the lady that the phone want someone to change that face and I want that means sentiment and I'm GonNa use it and just as close I will say that. We haven't admitted like I was angry at these kids. We were trying to work and I was like. Why are you here? Get away from us. Like rigs hasn't admitted like if he was at he didn't seem to heated but I was annoyed. I was like guys say something. Because shouldn't be here. Poise can get very rattled very quickly. You know you as well. I'm laid back dude. I am laid back and we were like just chilling. Brennan as as a listener to that someone that's like stuck in there fucking room in the world is ending when you hear that like you guys are mad that someone was driving up behind you at. Pinehurst number four because they ran arts. It sounds a little off putting when Restaurants burned to the ground. It's like who gives a fuck that the person's driving in a cart behind you know everything's relative but like who cares. Just have a fucking fuck. You guys are at Pinehurst. Let there should be anarchy partners. You guys are living in fucking. You're living in heaven like people should be having sex on the Greens and shit like you guys. You guys are you guys are in the greatest place on earth right now. You're stuck in one of the greatest golf courses in the world. It's how much I'm sorry of. Course is jealousy that you guys are in a better spot than US Cher. I'm staring at four fucking gray walls in my room it sucks. I'm not golfing right now. Said trump a fair point our voice. That was fun. I was about two hours. Real old school show here youtube for play golf or watching. Go Watch go watch tobacco road. You're GONNA love it. We got at least three more coming in the next month or so. And then we've got four or five more from Australia. So jacked up. We'll be back on Tuesday for our next podcast. Have a lovely rest of the week weekend. Hit Heart Heart.

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Ep. 95 | Pete Berg

Curious with Josh Peck

1:15:37 hr | 9 months ago

Ep. 95 | Pete Berg

"Welcome to curious with Josh Peck. Start the show. Welcome back to the curious podcast. My name is Josh Peck and I'm your host and your name is listener. And that's what you do you listen. What a what a hype. When experience just had a nice little week travel some college gigs to do the old comedy to inspire the hearts and minds of the of the young minds of tomorrow. And let me tell you inspire I did. I mean I think it's absolutely outstanding. These fine institutions of higher learning find. It fit to have me High School dropout with a checkered past. Come and talk to their wonderful student bodies just kidding very grateful for the opportunity actually really enjoy it and it goes pretty well. But I'm very hard on myself and so I go to these college gigs and pretty much do it alone and sometimes are in major cities but for the most part their main college towns which basically is a town. Because there's a there's a college there and Sometimes I find myself driving home in our sometimes to to my hotel which is usually by the airport because I got the travel dialed in for these kinds of things now no disrespect towards these wonderful small towns of Americana. Usually I wanna get the fuck outta there. Soon as I'm done I got a kid at home I can't be you know You know kicking it at the Marriott courtyard a bar and all hours of the night I gotta go home. I got responsibilities. So what I do is kind of dialed in. Let me tell you what I do here right. I flying redeye getting around six seven. Am then I check in my hotel crash two to four hours of an APP? Cas listen that airplane sleep. It's not good and I hate to break it to you but your boy flies business. I'm not I'M NOT GONNA hide this. Okay yes I'm in every man. Yes you can relate to me but the reality is I fly nice in. Why shouldn't I write the reality? Is You know the domestic business class on you know. I don't know American Airlines United. Whatever your thing is you know. It's basically a bigger seat and a meal. That is not the best. Listen to me. Is that the most? I'm so ashamed. What's wrong with me right? Somebody's like Oh really. Your bigger seat isn't nice enough for you. I'm taking fucking last row of spirit airline where I gotta go. Okay I gotta I gotTa pay for water. So why? Don't you fucking save it Josh Peck in your elitist? Champagne problem you know ways. I know I'm not proud of it but I'm I'm different. I've I'm different now. I'm just kidding I'm just kidding. I don't mean I don't mean to complain I got it nice and I know that and I'm very lucky but I in I nap a little bit. Maybe I wake up noon. One o'clock then you know maybe I go. I probably go to their. You know their fitness center. It's probably just like a weight rack in a slightly broken elliptical machine. But I get the Games in you know. I put in an incredible workout on the road. Forty five fifty minutes of Cardio. Twenty perhaps thirty minutes of weight. It's a well rounded fitness journey that I take and what else am I going to do? I mean kirks Ville Missouri Ore Springfield Ohio or just like a myriad of other beautiful gems of Middle America and then I get a nice meal sometimes. I'll admitted a YELP. Do try to find whatever the hot spot is and by that I mean somewhere. We're Guy Fieri spin 'cause if in an effort to pay for my you know sons childcare in diapers. I can do a college gig while also eating at a diner with a ridiculously large pancake. That Guy Fieri has endorsed soapy it. I'll take that trade anytime so I go. I enjoy a delicious guy. Fieri approved meal. I get some work done on the computer. Perhaps maybe I just watch show or two on the hotel television I I look at their local stations. I try to see what their local news people look like. I'll be like Oh Diane. Who is whether person for Channel? Seven News in Wichita is she's adorable and I like the fact that she doesn't you know she's not. She doesn't feel pressure to put on too much makeup. She's got a wonderfully natural. Look and I think. That is fabulous. You know listen. I'm doing recon I want to know what it's like out there. 'cause I'm you know you spend too much time in Los Angeles in New York. You start to think that that's the way the world works but the reality is this is where the world is happening. These little outposts in Nebraska or Iowa or Maryland. I was in Maryland this week but It was all a good time. I I was in Buffalo doing a college sheriff very cold. I'm not built for that level of code but Buffalo Leans lovely people very proud of their of their of their. You Know Buffalo. What would you say their their their allegiance their their hometown lot of Buffalo Pride. I loved it. Had the wings wings were good wings. Were good what can I say you know? And then I flew spent the night in DC. And then I went to beautiful beautiful sows Berry Maryland to South Bay University and that was a lovely experience. So you know I got it dialed in and I'm not. I'm not complaining but I do. You know these college gigs. I do them and they usually go pretty well. And and though sometimes I'm on that our to our plus drive home just contemplating every little word that I said throughout the entire performance and mom. You know it's not it's it's dark it's not. It's not mute my best. I think you can imagine what. That's like me and rented Chevy Malibu driving on one of our beautiful interstates contemplating my life and how I still need the approval of even a you know a eighteen year old kid. Who's a communications major and And that's my you know this is my. That's my truth. That's the my reality and life and I'm working on it and progresses so so yeah but the reality is go back to the hotel. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I don't do anything to create more wreckage. I don't go out to the bars with the students to do something that will one hundred percent get me cancelled. No go back to the hotel. I prepare my things so that I can leave bright and early get a couple of hours of sleep. Get on that flight. Wake-up Amon Los Angeles. I'm on my way home to see my kid. I got no complaints on today's show. Pete Berg Man I I gotTa tell you guys. I didn't know what to expect a meeting him. And My expectations were exceeded tenfold. I mean I was initially introduced. Cepeda as an actor and I you know I was a big fan of his one of his greatest performances. I didn't bring this up. When we met Corky Romano fucking revelatory so good and then he makes the transition directing and he's an even better director. Then he's an actor. It's not fair. I mean when second happen for Me Anyway. I you know this is one of those beautiful podcast moments where I just you know. I slid into his. Dm's with no expectations hoping that he would agree to do the pod and he wrote me back. Set him down. Come by my production office. I went there. We had a great time. I was offered many beverages hot cold and even room temp waters. I mean that's that's my signposts for success when you've got multiple beverages at your place of work you're doing fine. You have a lot to be proud of We talked about his new movie. That's dropping on Netflix. March six called Spencer confidential which. Listen you boy. Got A bit of You know in early. Viewing of Netflix was nice enough to open up the volts. You know and let me watch the movie and no bullshit guys I loved. It was reminiscent of the movies. I grew up on in the nineties. I thought of like bad boys from watching it and just like those hard hitting action comedies. That like don't skimp on either one like incredible exciting fast paced fighting action scenes with also just like some hilarious bits and really good comedy in between Alan Arkin. It come on Mark Wahlberg Guide. Mark Wahlberg Man. What when does this guy rest so so prolific this guy? He's very mark if you ever want to come in the pod. I realize you probably don't want to but you know I gotta try. I don't blame you anyway. Guys SPENCER CONFIDENTIAL COMES OUT MARCH. Six Net flicks. You're GONNA love it. I loved it and I love this conversation with my guy. Peoper enjoy guys. You know. I'm a big fantasy. I use it all the time. It helps for sleep. It helps for those little minor aches and pains in its natural rallying. Isn't that we're all trying to get off like the pharmaceutical stuff off of the You know like anything. That's a little nefarious that we're taking a help us out. Cbd is just True Blue Baby. That's why it's such a big deal right now. It's changing millions of people's lives. Every day is right for you well. Harrelson's own has spent over one year formulating the best quality. 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Or wherever you get your podcasts. I have full faith. It's so cool because I live a few blocks away and I always wondered. What's what's in this random warehouse park now you know. Yeah it's your office us. Your your big boxer yet. I'm a big boxing fan. I own a boxing gym called. Churchill boxing about a mile away from here. Yeah It's always been a passion of mine like I duNno like ten years ago I was thinking about maybe going in on a bar restaurant or doing something like that with some friends and that pretty much figured if I did that. I'll just make bad choices every night but I love boxing like exercise so I figure if I did a boxing gym I would have to do something remotely healthy every day. Which is how it started and then it turned into much more of a like a real gym than I ever thought and I got to know how much you know about boxing. But big fan like every every Pretty much every city in the world has a couple of old school. Boxing gyms in. La's had one for a long time while card which is pretty roaches. Jim in Hollywood. And it's disgusting but they're all discussion but to ban disgusting like it's IT'S A. It's an acquired taste a boxing gym. But what they are in addition to having blood and sweat and vomit and other fluids all over the floor which you tryin steam claim but you can never entirely claim. They're kind of these. Like living monuments in living historical pieces to not just the history of boxing but the history of of the city the history of the of the of the state that the gyms are in there. They're almost like I don't know museums to me and I wanted to do that in. La Freddy's a friend of mine yet said we were originally called Wildcard West Wildcard and he was nice enough to let me call my gym wildcard West to kind of get it going to give credibility but the goal is kind of you know in a world in which like every day. There's a new exercise like fat of some sort of Cyprus fate grossly your boy. Walberg with at forty five forty five boot camp and why think orange theory? I don't know if that's one thing I wanted to do something that was just more classic and our. Jim is just like old school boxing gym and I found that. There's a whole there's up there's a market. There's people out there that want to something very traditional and get the best workout in their lives. We professional fighters yeah housewives kids movie stars rappers. This whole crazy eclectic group of people that don't come into our gym and work out and it's kind of become a passion of mine. I'm fascinated by people like you. Who are so prolific like your workload perhaps could break another person. Because you're just churning out stuff and I'm always fascinated by people who find some sort of relief from that grind and so is boxing that for you is it sort of like a meditative type thing for sure like Like do work hard and I've been fortunate to have a good career and I'm able to make movies and TV shows and documentaries and all that and at first. When I first you know when you when you first started in this business psych you'll do anything anything because everyone's just say no you all the time right. You know. There's a horse you know. They're still saying nope. Well hopefully not as much but you know you reach a point where when the yeses start coming just say yes to everything that they say too. 'cause you're so used to hearing no so for a long time. I would just pile work myself and I have a pretty good capacity for for work and I have. I have a lot of bandwidth for it but I pretty quickly realized that like is imbalanced. Some kind of balance in your life. There's burn out in the joy can can go and then it's it's not fun so I try very hard to find things to balance you know like I'm either either working a working out. The are traveling. I like to travel a lot for fun And I figured that that that rhythm and that sort of combination of work dumb work and then other things that that balance me out to put me into a meditative state. I'm a big Yoga Fan. I do a lot of yoga. I do meditation. Boxing for me as a moving meditation And I do that to try and keep myself energized for for the framework is there. You know it it's fascinating because you've sort of lived in all these worlds and you write as well and I remember. I think it was someone told me about being in the South Park Writer's room and that Trey Parker whenever they've hit a wall and they just can't crack a story he'll say go home a watched three movies. Fill the tank. Go FILL THE TANGIER. And we'll reconvene so when you have when you're working as much as you are. Is there a time where you're like? I gotta go leave and remember what that's like. Second absolutely I mean Shutting it down Charles Bukowski talked about how how he would like. Go CHECK HIMSELF INTO A hotel in San Pedro for a week. Yeah just a bunch of Whiskey. A couple of hookers a bunch of drugs and some food human. Stay in that room now. I'm not I'm not condoning that behavior. That's San Pedro Day. Spa Like we could probably open that spy make a Lotta Money Bukowski talked about recharging. The batteries not here at his own way of doing it. But I think it's critical to to stop and to find the space in silence and too and that's why I say like for me. The boxing gym can be that here in this office. This is all you know film television for Hollywood environment. If you go mile down you'll meet people in especially in la where it's so hard to have any kind of truly authentic diverse cultural experience ship. My Gym is full of Russians. Japanese Hispanics African Americans straight GAY BILLIONAIRES COPS every assortment of human being you and you go down there. And it's like completely disengaging from detaching from the work and I can go down there and I can escape and I can turn myself off same travel. You know like I'm a firm believer in. I just did a road trip from Dallas to Houston Austin with a friend driving and listen to music and talk in in like laughing and eating McDonalds and like having a really good mine-clearing experience what's your McDonald's order two big MACs large fries and a chocolate milkshake. What are you trying to prove? P Two big next big MACs. That's all you eat for the day though. You can't crush all that and then have dinner. Okay so the truth is I. Don't get through the second big. Mac usually eat the first big Mac pretty much one by. Yeah I'll take a bite of the second one throw it out. Eat about five fries. Drink half to shake until it out. I can't do it off. But my last meal death-row big MACs. That's it solid. Maybe my last meal. What would your last meal? So it's hard I've actually studied lasts meals. Do you know what the number one lights I heard. I heard it's chicken fried steak but maybe that was just because I think I just checked Texas where they kill the most people. I HEARD PIZZA. But Domino'S PIZZA. I don't remember where I heard it really I heard. Would you go with? It's tough well the way I've always wanted to die if I had to die was to overdose it a white castle. Hear me out so I'm not going to prove that thank you. I'm just Jimmy. Like take a bunch of drugs at a white castle or do you mean overdose on White Castle. No like have the heroin needle in my arm. Like a triple dose. Push the plunger down. Take a bite of a slasher and it's out right. Well I twisted reality show. I had heard that someone wants who was on the electric chair and rumor. Has It that you tend to defecate yourself over? His last meal was twenty. Four hard boiled eggs resolve. Mcluhan new gate wasn't in Ripon. Newman and cool said I can eat twenty four X. He said you said you could eat a very high number of eggs more than twenty four. But that'd be Kinda bad asset guys like political hand. Look I'm on the in on death row throw that's where it's heavy. I think that my suspicion is it was the final. Fuck you two guards knowing that they have to clean all known how I see what you're saying. Yeah Wow I never thought about that right right. That's I'm GONNA eat the NASTIEST thing that I can shit out of my ass that you're gonNA HAVE TO CLEAN UP. Wow slightly genius. Wow Wow a lot of free time to brainstorm had upset the security guards and if that's true movie yeah I could actually be a movie. Means best means best beans guys. Best beans is the fun is way to pass time while engaging your brain and enjoy breathtaking visuals with a gripping story. That's right best means it's the best puzzle game out there but yell. 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And THEY UPDATE IT. Like you know monthly. So that's really nice with new levels and events so get excited. Look engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Trust me with over one hundred million downloads. This five star rated mobile puzzle games must play download best fiends free on the apple APP store or Google play. That's friends without the our best beans so you grew up in New York. I grew up. I was born in Manhattan. I was raised in Eric accounts Chappaqua in West Chester went to college in Saint Paul Minnesota and moved to La About Twenty six years ago and now I live. La And New York. Were I still consider New York to be my home and you went to? Did you go to one of those fancy boarding schools? I went to the tap school in Watertown Connecticut which is a pretty pretty fancy is coast. Prep school did not like it did not do particularly while they're at the time. I hated it but I realized it actually was My parents didn't want me around because I was kind of a troublemaker. So the truth is it was a fancy east coast. Prep school if you really want to look at it but the reality is it. That school took anyone. In the in the hierarchy of fancy prep schools we were the lowest quote was the lowest chose above. Us chose chose above us but then like thirty students got arrested in a cocaine ring when I was there in that cannon drop them down close to where we were but you know that. It's like a kind of a misconception. These schools are like they are. I mean they're they're very expensive now back then. They weren't expensive but they were really a place. Where parents at your pain in the ASS. But you like a criminal. The I wasn't a juvenile delinquent but I was problematic from my parents I was and kind of rowdy and Just a pain in the ass to my parents so they took me out there and sent me there and I didn't really like it. I wanted to be with my friends back at Horace Greeley High School in Chappaqua. The Public School friends might. My parents sent me an untapped. I hated it but what it did was in a good way severed the tie of dependence that I had in my parents and in much earlier age than I think some showers in ninth grade shirt and I was kind of on my own. I had to figure things out and I wasn't entirely equipped wasn't a great athlete. I wasn't from that kind of east coast boarding school culture. I didn't know those kinds of kids. I my best friend. Tom Scarola whose mother ran the school store at and he was a criminal. He's to carry a gun to school. Tom Yeah here's a good. I don't know if he's still alive. But he was a my. My parents sent me there thinking I'd make friends with you. Know Future world leaders and bankers entity. Maybe we didn't have any candidates. But maybe like Morgan Stanley Hedge Fund Guy. Eventually and I was best friends with Thomas Corolla and and they knew he carried a gun. Craig and lack low level drug dealer and he was my guy and it all seemed at the time to be like a train wreck. But it actually prepared me to kind of come to La. Eventually and be very self reliant and resourceful and kind of figure things out on my own which I don't know I would. That would have done. Had I not gone to that school? I'm sorry to jump around but it occurs to me when you talk about that like do you think that you have such a good working and I would imagine personal relationship with Walberg because it seems like you both are like incredibly successful prolific guys who have a reverence for like home for like the knuckleheads for like the real salt of the earth. People for you know go back to like the route I mean. I think that that we both like mark and I get along for a variety of reasons. I think work ethic And it's it's not just like to work hard. We both Kinda liked to work smart. We don't like to waste time like when we get our first film launch survivor together. We didn't really know each other that well we met socially but we weren't friends and what really kind of Started to to bond us was. I tend to not waste a lot of time on thumb such. I like kind of like to think that I know what I want. I get it and I move on. I don't sit around and I'm I don't like to talk about it too much. I don't like to spend fourteen hours on a film set. I don't I I. I find that to be somewhat indulgent. Behavior marks the same way so he really liked the pace into style that I worked with and similarly with Mark Hill Lake Mar. Markle worked for twenty hours. If there's a reason if there's not a reason his dude I'm out don't waste my time. Yeah so I think bonded over that and then you know both of us have. Yeah like you say. I think an affinity for the proletarian working class of America. You know we. We both tend to like the idea of stories that focus around you know whatever that means folks in extraordinary circumstances so you know young navy seals in a horrific gun fight in Afghanistan oil workers dealing with a very violent explosion and the deepwater Horizon Oil Rig Patriots. The first responders just you know very hard working simple. Emt's and firefighters and COPS and emergency room personnel who were not in any way prepared for the kind of carnage. They saw during the Boston Marathon. And these people just without any warning the seals of maybe a little bit more. You know seals in theory train for this. But they weren't prepared for what happened in that particular event operation redwing. So I'm a big fan of stories about just you know normal. People who suddenly are are asked to do various extraordinary things and how that plays out In Mark is fundamentally a very normal guy who grew up. Grew up very very working class In IN BOSTON. And so yeah. We both have an affinity for these kinds of stories. I remember you know the actor. James Ranson no you know. He played ziggy on the wire grown. Yes yes yes I do great actor and I think now with mark twice and he said I thought this was really illuminating. He'd said the thing about Marcus. He's such a quiet alpha and that he weeds without any sort of pushing or feeling the need to like exercises authority and he said you know it's it's the Betas that give Alpha's a bad name. Because they're like the Cox who feel the need to kind of puff and bloviating show off the outfits lead without any kind of arrogant for truth marking. He's very quiet. conserves his energy. You know mark and I communicate like with our is like if he's pissed off. I can tell in his eyes if I'm pissed off at him he can tell them is if I sense that that He's if I sense it there's more he can give. It can just be luck and he might not like in that moment. He'll respect me because I'm not trying to front on them. I'm not trying to step on him And when people do get in his face it never goes well for them like people try and step up on Mark Mark. Mark is legitimate hard motherfucker. You know he's not not not a fake hard guy like you know he. He's an actor and people tend to think that you know actors are playing. You know I've seen I've seen I've seen violent people in my life and I've seen people that are legitimate office and spent a lot of time with police. In what Navy Seals in with guys. Who are legitimately capable of violence. Mark is that kind of guy and as a result the the demeanor is is very calm. Very flat but behind the is Someone that has to be watched. That's unbelievable but I've never that being said like mark his. I've rarely seen him lose his composure. And I've worked with him a lot. Maybe once one time. He lost his composure. Me and was my fault and at the end of it almost blew him up on the unknown survivor. I we we had to do. The scene was shot him in and he was talking to a guy in the wall just head to explode behind them so they're like a bomb in this wall and he knew that to make countdown three to one but the scene called for him to just be talking with his eyes open normally and out of nowhere this wall. It's blood so we'll go three two one and and the bomb ago but he was anticipating a little bit so he was flinching of understand new. This whole wall was about to blow up and I was like I told the first idea. Go Okay just go onto. What do you mean blow onto ago through and three to blow the wall to and we also like shoot these kind of mortar guns that shoot debris but they have to in front of the camera and makes it look like you know? There's an explosion in all around right. I told the guys at the mortar gonNa Emai- a little bit closer to his head. Just a little bit as keep it safe. But I'm a little bit closer and what's in the gun is dried dusty particles. But not like there's little pellets and shit in there it's not you don't WanNa get hit by that stuff. So the first set was packed or a bunch of guests on the set that day. And you know we just wanted to get the shot and the my friend Eric have from the first day do you. WanNa do this is it looks fine. We're going to go into so get out because tried three times before. And he kept flinching right. How many times can you rebuild the wall? You know what we could've Bush fair plant like getting old. Nobody we wanted to get to shop. Yes and so marks there and I'm like all right. Let's go you're ready? I'm ready and we're going to end three two two. We blow it okay. The guys so he freaks out because I went onto and then the guy's shot the debris but they hit him in the face and it's literally like getting punched interface. So he went on to the explosion freaked him out and then it was like you got punched in the face and all this shit gotten his right and he starts screaming at the effects. Guys like I'm he loses it and I come. I go no issues on me as if you WanNa hit somebody hit me as is all my fault yet. And he's staring at me. I'm ready to hit me right. Really fucking hit me staring at me and I can see him trying to control himself unlike mark. I told him to do it. It's my fault. He looks at me and he walks out of the set and goes overdose trailer. And He's been medics. Wrenches is out. And I. I wait like twenty minutes from the calmed down and his guys like sky roster who wants to themselves not yet another twenty minutes for I said going I go there mark sitting there by himself and I just walked in. I go I go I am so sorry I fucked up as all on me. I'm sorry it a bad idea. I'm just thankful you're not hurt and I'll I can say he looks at me and he goes. You know I'm just so embarrassed. I lost my temper in front of the crew I'm so embarrassed to thank. And that was like the most telling that was the only time I ever saw him lose his temper and like completely justified. And then his only concern was that he had upset the crew or he'd been seen as someone who had lost control of the trump. Most importantly was at the take us. Talk Yeah I did. I did as he stormed out. I did two things I I'm like. Does anybody anybody who recorded that right now. GimMe a cameras. Because I don't want that getting out and then I went over to the playback guy before I went and talked mark. I go show me the shot. Look into shot watch launch survivor. It's at the end of the film when he's in the village and he's talking to the Afghan rescues them. You see the shot. Yeah it's in the film and show me the shot and then I did good question. That's a good question and I did say at the end of the mark ago. The shot is sick. Oh man when it comes to that and I've been in that position in in less of an extreme version when the shot works you could be. It's pisses you on that back video. Villager like aw because it lives forever forever but but like you can't mess up people's safety like that and yes there's ways of getting that shot without actually shooting that to debris in the I. I would never do that again. And if there's any young filmmakers listening I don't like don't do that Shit. Be a filmmaker figure out another way especially when you're dealing with the. Is You know like that stuff was going in. As is at a very high rate and it easily could have heard him so yes. The shots awesome checked before I went to his trailer. I did check showers. A great shot guys. I think most of us have had to find out the hard way getting into debt. Easy getting out. Especially if your credit scoring great and trust me. I've been there. Well thankfully. Now there's upstart dot COM. The revolutionary lending platform. 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So I learned I kind of learned My my direct install when I was on. Tv Show Chicago. Hope back in the ninety s back. Then we were. We came on every Thursday night at ten o'clock opposite a show called Er show at ten o'clock was we were CBS NBC. Every night they came in I came in second they would come in. I with thirty nine million viewers. We would come in second with thirty two million viewers and everyone was furious. Yeah right that was bad. Those members were bad. Thirty two million viewers right basically and we would do twenty six episodes season right so now there's TV shows are like you know eight episodes of succession and back back. Then we were doing twenty six episodes and those were IT IS PREP. Assad one after the next one after the next tax and that we would have twenty six different directors. So I get to watch you know. Every year twenty six different directors. And it'd be some overlap but basically. I got to have a front row seat to all these different styles and most of the directors were really frustrating because they were either older directors who had wanted to be. Marty Scorsese's Steven Spielberg can have big careers. But it didn't work out now. They were directing an episode of Chicago. Hope and they were determined to show that they still had it and they would like us the actors as props and design these massive shots that would take two hours to set up. And then we get like two quick takes to Sarah Lines and you know and the and the they would shoot for sixteen or seventeen hours and it was just this horribly stifling environment they were bad the worst directors were that they would hire like three or four recent films school graduates so these like USC AFI UCLA nyu. These kids would come on and they wanted to prove that they were the future. Spielberg's right so they have their shot lists finders and we would just be like this is just awful and it would the actors Mandy Patinkin and Christine Lahti and Adam Arkin and Thomas Alesando. It was a great cast. Sit there and we would go crazy because you know we'd be shooting eighteen hour days. We knew they were gonNA throw away ninety percent of it and so when I started directing and I think one of my favorite early directors John cassavetes and movies. Like women under the influence really. I just liked because they felt so even somebody Allen stuff I liked. A lot is just felt so wild and unplanned improvisational in almost accidental. And that became my approach so that I wanted my my style to be very actor friendly very crew not so friendly meaning. I don't WanNa spend six hours with these buildings crazy contraptions and ridiculous rigs and overloading so that actor gets then you know the shortchange gets the short end of the stick and is like okay. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA late for four hours okay. Go you've got three tanks. I want it to be the opposite. I want the actors to control it and the crew to work around the actors. Yeah so as a result if we're filming right. Now we're sitting in a conference room chairs and couches and stuff. If you if you in another act we're going to do a scene I would bring you in. I would say what do you want to do? You know important player on. Go over there over there. You want to go outside the room outside. Let's talk about you. Want to change lines. Okay try it. Yeah you want you give give the actors as much freedom as they can. And then I found a crew that that generally favours handheld cameras. Because you want to be nimble going to be able to move quickly but I found the crew who could be reactive to that so we move it a very face kind of wild pace my films and even even the big sometimes if you're doing really dangerous times complex stunts. You're forced into more traditional story. Boyd Well Story Board our previous or you just you just can't you can't just win it. You know certain effect shots to look good but for particularly for acting for dramatic. Seems when it's just a bunch of actors. Doing their thing. I let them do their and I focused more on trying to foster an improvisational spirit from actors than I do about trying to be a control freak and manage every moment because that's what I experienced younger actors Kaga. Hope in a hit it would you. I remember I. I asked Vincent Opera this about like what is he thinking when a scene isn't working on the day and he said it's either something in the script some something that the writer missed or the blocking wrong and would you like. What would you say is on the day? When you've watched the first three takes off. Where like I gotTa look here? I if it's not working I mean sometimes it's I've found that like an actor. Just sucks really. That's our worst. Fear like speaking as an actor like it's true if you've got a scene where you've got a couple of your your main actors you know you've got to have a few day players And they just suck right or for whatever reason that have encountered a lot day player enacted. You didn't really vet. That well is just not able to keep up. They're trying to do Shakespeare with their to line or they're panicked their frozen or they're just for whatever reason. There is a skill to be good actor and some people don't have that skill and sometimes those people end up in a scene in that but as you know especially on your you did. Tv for so many years. It's like walking into someone else's house with two lines against like Mark Wahlberg Wilson thrown back. But I've seen people fail miserably at it and I've seen people you know. I've gotTA THUMB COMING OUT Spencer confidential next week with mark and there's a scene where this guy. We did a quick scene where this guy I wanted to have seen. Were TWO COPS. Come to his door and one cop is bookkeeping woodbine. Who's you nonstop? Actors really good want him to have a backup in kind of intimidating green. I seen great seal and I called you saw. Gee what's the other Guy Not Volcano? He's that guy. I called extras casting. I said send me a tough guy. Yeah and this guy shows up doesn't say a word. I'm like I introduced. He has no interest in me or marker anyways just standing there kills it killed it frigging Rawson in there like Warburg's like this guy the guy finishes on my man. Who are you Tom? I go thank you anything else. I'm like no one goes all right. Have a nice day. He leaves awesome inline. His wardrobe just drove off. But like that kind of thing happens or you get yes. Sometimes you get a day player. Who's you know? This is a huge break for them. And they've over thought it over you know planned it and they're too but but it's that's one I'm thinking about. What then said you know? Yeah I guess if if if the scene isn't working in its issue you know I like to be able to fix it on the spot man. Okay say this try saying that. Do this do that fix it. That way You know and sometimes though I find that scene might not feel like you know sometimes actors and actors reality as to why scenes not working versus the reality. It's not like okay like Did you watch the Tyson fury fight? Yeah okay it did not work for deontay wilder. That's a fact. Okay that cornering to I'm just saying deontay wilder might if you've talked him middle of the fourth round and said how's it going? He said bad back going back. I've been on sets for. You might be in the middle of doing scene and I might come up. Jim Go Hyphen. Go not feeling it's not working but it actually is working or it actually is going to cut together. It's it's it's you know. It's an opinion that an actor might have because he's not thinking clearly he's distracted. He's mind is preoccupied on something else so he may think it's not going well but I don't think that watching or I'm thinking ahead about Homina cut it and what really matters and and you know and so I don't know for me. The the biggest problem the one insurmountable problem I've encountered is just a really bad actor. You know if an actor can't hold it I then. I worry that I'm not gonNA be able to fix the and that that's happened but I was so fascinated to especially in your new movies. Spencer confidential you know. The the opening big scenes is with a pretty new actor. Post-mls most along and he's excellent in it and while I have no doubt that he's good because I've met him before and he's just got such a natural great vibe about him. I'm sure because of your your aptitude director. You were massaging some things. And it. Takes someone of your. I always like to say we get by with a little help from our friends and sometimes like I've been saved by director who I know in the end. It was like if I cut off the top and I cut off the end of this chunk right here. It's GonNa make them look good. Yeah that's true and like we're not if I if I'm dealing with an actor. Thinks really struggling. I'll give line readings. I'll whisper right next year. I'll do anything I can to try. And figure like we have enough to give editors so that we can salvage this in case a post malone that I barely knew who post Malone was. Who's friends mark? Mark like we should hire him like my son went crazy and I was like okay. Okay well and then he showed up. I was very skeptical. I went to the dressing room before and he was. He was kind of learning his lines and he had a lot of lines. That's kind of looking at mark with that. Look like what are we doing here and I got us because this is Mark Mark Mark Voucher. Postmark brought post push showed up on that set and he was hit his lines down. He was in a flow. He was playing Was loose I had to do very little with him. Surprisingly little like I was prepared to do it. You're saying prepared to pull a performance out of him You know by any means necessary. He's actually a very very charismatic guy. And he's like everyone you see musicians who seemed to effortlessly be able to like. I remember the first time I saw Dwight. Yoakam the country Singer Act. I'm like Damn Neck I can act. Yeah Tim McGraw. I've directed you know very just a natural performer. I put post in in that category of like he bit of musical Musical Persona. And you know he's he's a funny guy and he does some goofy stuff but there's a very very I depot artists in that inside of him. I told you stuck it so much beer. I took time. Did you can't keep going like this. You're twenty two years old brow and he started calling me dad and I'm like I don't get even call me Dan. Anything fucking what but what happens. Is You know these? These guys hit a wave like that. And nobody's GonNa tell them no and you know he is a really sweet guy and I. I hope that he has a really long career. Post Malone hit me up on twitter it was like I'm a big Fan. 'cause I did a kid show back in the day of the age where he grew up with it and I was like post. It's quite mutual on my friend. He's well then we definitely grab dinner and yeah went to dinner with him and his girlfriend. I brought my wife. Who was eight months pregnant at the time he he drank copious amount of bud. Lights have been lovely. He's a really sweet guy. Yeah but then you know what I'm saying like if you if you're an adult you look I'm a grown ass man. I have a son just a little bit younger than Post Malone and I'm like no. Yeah Helena this is not okay you know like sometimes. I hope I'm thinking he's really drinking water in the bud lights but I'm not sure you never know. Let's see might be keeping up appearances with these tattoos. But he's really talented to ever see him sing. Don't think twice when you can get on Youtube. That's just before he had. He had that many face tattoos on. It's just him in an Acoustic Guitar. Singing don't think twice Bob Dylan John. Really check it out. It's like that's when I realized what a talent he really is when I saw that. So you know as an actor were so fucking powerless over the situation right. You have power over your performance and that's really it and so you as a director the arbiter of all decisions. Have you ever sat in the edit and felt in the pit of your stomach like it's not working for Sir? Really? Oh my God I mean I mean my experience. Editing is always that you know when When you spend the first movie ever did was called very bad things when I saw the editors assembly meaning when we finished shooting the editor's trying to keep up and they put the whole movie together and you go in and you sit down for the first time and you see a very slapped together presentation of your phone. The whole film usually. It's like four hours long. I watched three and a half hours of very bad things but wasn't time was in Hollywood. Got In the elevator went downstairs. When outside the patio and threw up in literally through up through puked in was trembling and Dan Laban tall the editor very talented editor came down. Found me put his arms around. He said it's GonNa be okay. This is how it always is. Yeah and literally. The process of editing editing is by far the most important and powerful Part of besides writing the script and I would argue. The editing is is more is more insulin sheldon writing but maybe that I don't know editing is everything and the experience I always have. Every single found is you move from. Absolute chaos confusion no visual and narrative. And you you slowly inch by inch start to carve something that makes sense out of it and that and it never. It always shocks me that it works. You know it always shocks me that. Suddenly after months of struggling it's like a Rubik's cube of trying to figure out the rhythm getting the music and getting the visual effects and getting them sometimes the micro edits the they call it frame fucking but it really matters is a hair of his second longer. I knew a millimeter long on him. Suddenly it starts to click and it starts to feel magical but it. It always always always feels horrible for a long time. Sometimes it never works. A seen might never work and do that. Get rid of it and you figure out a way around it. It's a problem and you get around it and you find that like there are very few at least in my opinion you know I. I love all of my movies. I'm proud of all my moves. I fall in love with all of them and you know. That's a filmmakers job. Apparent Stop You have to love your kids. I don't care if a critic rips my movie apart fuck him. I like my movie. Yeah you know and and I you know and I I really feel that way and I've found that like it's something just not working lose it. Yeah or reinvent it or reshoot it but now there's always a way around a problem. Do you for those inevitably and anyone who has a long career for the ones? That don't quite live up to the expectation. How quickly do you? I don't even want to say more in it but do you let it affect you or is it just like next day right back to work next year right back door. I mean I I feel like Part of part of the responsibility of you know a good working artists in you know in whether it's an actor. A writer director painter novelist playwright. It's like if you're not. If you're not creatively Hungary and creatively engaged and full of creative drive. Meaning you know. I always don't what else I'm interested in right now. I have four or five things. I'm doing two things I WANNA do and I'm open to anything if there's if I'm suffering from anything now it's like all of us who have access to too much too but can't go online and read one article straight through anymore. Without getting seventy five cues to seventy five sub articles and they and so it's like you know the amount of stimulation that I get now is as a storyteller is almost overwhelming. I think it's the challenge. Now filtering out such information locking onto something sticking with it but I feel like win. Lose or draw you move forward. You know you have a tremendous success. You Move Forward. You have a flat you move forward. You have a mediocre response. You move forward And and that's the responsibility of of the artist. You know you've got to keep you've gotta stay curious. You've gotTa Stay Hungry and you've got to keep your passion burning. Do you find that like I heard. Todd Phillip say that goodwill in this business perishable which was why he made joker because he said listen. I had made a billion dollars for warner brothers but it was a few years ago and I felt like I had my window was closing on when I would have the opportunity to make the kind of movie I wanted at. That budget are you. Do you sometimes go like six months or a year and go like I gotta get some going. 'cause I don't Wanna I don't WanNa have to fight for it. I want people to always be on top of mind that peepers dude. Yeah I mean I think like I'm always have things going. I started this company. We have a commercial production company. We have an advertising agency. We've an unscripted division. We have a scripted division. And between that I've tried to create an environment where there's always something for me to do whether it's You know a Netflix series. I'm getting ready to do on the sackler family on the history Oxycontin to spend her confidential to a couple of super bowl commercials to document Chan. Rotana there's always stuff going on got it and my my strategy like todd says interesting. That's a little more thought out than perhaps I would. I would be capable of doing. I don't I don't think in terms of I've gotta do this specific kind of thing. If I want to do this I think more in terms of I just Wanna I just WANNA keep the activity high and I wanNA stay passionately connected. And I feel that that creates a constant feeling of relevance for me I feel relevant. I feel like I'm engaged. Creatively engaged in my work and the opportunity to keep coming. I never know where they're going to come and exactly what they're going to be. But I feel the key is to just to just keep working. Yeah for me. It's not so much like I need to do this if I want to get money. Out of Warner Brothers. Yeah you're not calculate that's a very calculated strategy and clearly paid off for him. But I don't calculate quite as much as so when you're doing something like lone survivor and it's true story at the highest level. I'll tell you that. Let me interrupt myself east. One fucking time I tried to do that was battleship because universal told me the only we're gonNA make lunch survivor. Yeah we're all set to go and marsh. Mugger came to me and said I need you to do. A film called battleship. I and if you do it we'll let you do lone survivor and if you don't want it was a quid pro quo and I did battleship. Only so I can do launch survivor. That was strategy and battleship was came close to kill career although I still stand by battleship battleship. Like I said I love my kids but the one time I actually tried was to protect lone survivor. I may battleship. Not just because we're here and I know you box. I fucks with battleship. I fucks with that. Shade is pretty fun. I agree and you know we've got ravaged. It's almost like if you're going to have something that doesn't quite connect like that. Do you want it to happen in spectacular? We'll put it this way. You want it to happen with battleship. Ufo's and Riana in million dollar affects budgets in the studio because the studio was so desperate to have their own transformers right just day one and a transformers and Hasbro transformers is a Hasbro project and they thought had has road new had the secret sauce so they grabbed battleship and they were going to and then came to me and can you do it and I just an hancock and Hancock work. Well you know that was a hit and I'm like I guess but I'm doing lone survivor and they're like no no you've got to do you've got to do. I'll do battleship we. We took a big sling. We missed. I'd much rather miss with that than if I've been I'm GonNa make them with lone survivor. For example quip is the lone survivor and talked to marcus attraction. You know Mike Murphy. Danny Dietz and Matt Axelson families of these beautiful young men who died them like let me tell the story and I made a piece of shit that bomb that would hurt deeply personal film about my me and my dad and this and bomb battleship. Okay sure have at it. You know like that. That actually answered the question. I was about to ask but to your point like an fascinated by this. You did very your first movie very bad things right. And then the next movie the rundown yes so okay so then that's definitely a step up especially with the level of action and as a director and it's like how do you go from very bad things which is slightly contained a little more traditional filmmaking to fucking. Hancock where you're like oh I now have one hundred million dollars computer graphics. It just seems like so much a pressure but also like how do I shoot something I can't even see computer-generated under the thing that I learned very quickly going from very bad things to to to To the rundown is run on was a big escalation budget and Dwayne Johnson and big fights and I quickly realized that like these I. I never done anything like this and again Eric Heffer on my first day the one warned me not to blow up mark. Wahlberg was been with me since day. One he sat me down. He goes with Pete. Your job isn't to to execute it so much as it's to tell us what to execute if you can think of that. We can do it so I had the imagination to do the rundown I'd imagination to do Friday Night Lights. I'd imagination to Hancock. I didn't exactly know how we're GONNA do it. But I could sit with storeboard artist and previous guys and say I want to shop. Were Will Smith comes up and picks up a whale. Beached whale throws it three hundred feet into the ocean. Hit Sabah that possible and they'd be like no problem. All they want is the idea. And if you have the idea which is what I try to tell like. We have tons of interns here that go to school and not nothing against school. But I'm like guys you're unless you WANNA be a cameraman editor or a a journeyman technician in our business. The only thing you really have to have as an as an imagination you have to be the the creative leader of the of the army. They'll figure out how to do it. And then and then it's about choosing the right people right so you know for for Hancock it was. I am in the best visual designers in the world. Who are these guys? Come down from San Francisco and you're like they come. Could I pick up this building and throw it to Saturn and travel with it and as it's landing on Saturn? Some sort of alien creature comes up each the building. No problem okay. Great how would just tell us? Tell us about what you're seeing. What kind of monster? What kind of movement is that? How is the house moving quickly house moving slowly when you? Who's throwing your answer. And then they and then they can bring it to you. But you don't have to be. You only have to be in control of your imagination and then you just need money in time you gotta get the money but but that's your job as a as a you know one of the jobs if of a filmmaker and they don't teach this. I don't think enough and even if it's teachable. You said I have to have the ability to walk into a room with a bunch of executives in. Tell them a story And tell them that I wanNA make a movie of this story that just made up in my head and then I need a hundred twenty million dollars to do it. I'm going to take their money. I'm going to go off with my little fucking stupid dreams spin it up. Cook it together and I'm going to give them back something that they're going to make a lot of money on and they should thank me for it. You have to have that skill and that's a very hard that that's something that they did. They don't teach and somewhere along the way. I learned how to tell a good story to the people that control the money. But that's I mean that's a mix of confidence and it's also like I remember. I was pitching something once and I was doing a practice of it. And my buddy who sold a bunch of Shit I was like and then I'll keep this part a little more open ended. He's like no no no no open ended. You have to know everything. Yeah kind of. I mean look. You don't have to know everything but if you're going to see you're going to keep going to pitch we'll figure this part out. You better know lot like you got to like you say confidence will confidence comes from the truth. If you know you know it Right to go back to that fight with Tyson fury and data water Tyson. Fury knew he had it. He knew he'd put on sixty pounds of muscle. He knew he had figured out. The anti water's right. You not to block it. He knew had a strategy. He was full of confidence. That was that was nine months of training for that particular fight. So my feeling always just like I'll go into a pitch and I'll appear to be winging it but I believe in one hundred percent what I'm trying to sell. I believe in the story. Tell you the story from the bottom of my heart with no bullshit and if and that's when you can win if you if you go in you're asking someone and it doesn't have to be one hundred million dollars. It could be a million dollars you could be. You're trying to get up to seventy five thousand dollars to shoot a music video if you don't if you can't convince me that you really really got this. I'm a ham. It's done there's somebody else gonNA come in and do it. Have you heard that phrase. We never rise to the level of our expectations. We fall to the level of training. Not Bad. Is there ever. Maybe I'm being idealistic and only a few more minutes. Where when you're on one hundred million dollar home you're like you know this is awesome. But I wouldn't mind being having a two million dollar budget and a quarter of the size of the crew right now so I think about that you know and I I in this might sound like bullshit right but I remember the first one I I moved to La and got a job for a small production company and had my first step to drive stuff. Razek a runner take this package and bringing over here like all like that. And the first time I ever drove on the studio lot I drove onto the universal studios lot right and I drove on the security. Let me on. I drove onto the sound stages and trailer cars. The you know I could see. I thought were movie stars and I remember this feeling in my stomach of life distance. Magic this is this is bigger than life. This is really special. Something very profound is happening here and goosebumps. I was and I truly now to this day if I'm shooting a PSA for free. If I'm shooting a super bowl commercial if I'm shooting a documentary if I'm sure I won't go onto the set til I feel that even if I'm jaded and tired angry at day ninety two I will stop before walk on the set and I remember that feeling and what what it in because of that. It's all the same to me. A two hundred million dollars a fifty thousand dollar. Psa On preventing kids from smoking. Joel's and I give a shit. It's like it's all the same. It's all storytelling. And you know. I I get excited by all of it. Is there something? Can you pinpoint one thing that an apostle in your life someone who you look up to creatively or what have you where they said imparted some piece of knowledge for you that you were like this is the thing that? I probably use most tell you and it ties into what I said but one of the one of the most profound little moments that I remember I mean I've had I bit. I've been lucky I've worked with a lot of very talented people and Michael Man was a mentor to me for a long time and I learned a lot from him And you know James Mangold got me into directing taught me how to write a script and Jamf Averell has been a good friend of mine forever and Michael. Bay's friend of Mine and we talk about action sequences and you know I have A. I have gotten a lot from an a bunch of different people but asked directing a commercial for underarm about four years ago. And it was a Tom. Brady and Cam Newton and it was. It was the right before Kevin's rookie air. So it was in the off season and it was going to be them meeting for the first time and talking and she'll be Tom Thumb time he's throwing the ball and then we had cam become cam driving up to the practice field and literally captured them meeting for the first time in her plane. Catching they're talking and They wanted cam to ask Tom for advice. And Cam sorta tried but Tomsic and really give advice now. It's not my thing and they're just playing catch and wasn't really going very well. So and and the under armour Gaza peaking nudge this along. And I'm like I'm like I'm like Tomoe Agip. Could what would you give Cam you know? Give camps of Advice Second Vice? I'M GONNA jerk. But he was like. I don't give advice I know but I suppose you were talking to a younger you. What might you tie yourself because I don't do that either? I'm kind of looking at the under armour guys and Thomas not having anything to dinner just going south. I start to walk away and Tom's okay. I'll say one thing he can. He goes if you ever walk onto a field whether it's a pickup game. It's a practiced. It's a preseason game regular season games and plant Gamers fucking super bowl if you ever walk on that field and you don't feel like you're the luckiest human being alive to have this job and have the opportunity. Get off the field and don't come back on until you feel it as like dat kind of reminded me of what I said to you that if you wanna be a working filmmaker and you WanNa be lucky enough to have this career. You better appreciate you. Better feel the magic in what we get to do. Or someone's GonNa come take it from me. Yeah it's damn good all right last question. What ask everyone on the pod? What are your one or two peoper. Commandments truths that you have discovered the you'd want impress upon someone else in my gym. We have some quotes that I put up. Okay one is a Bruce Lee quote. Which is the will to win. Must be constant and. I believe that I believe that If you WANNA be happy. It's a constant effort if you want to have a better relationship with your family children. It's a constant effort. If you WANNA make money it's a constant effort The will to win. Whatever it is you want has to be constant and then Did a quote. We have in our Jim with churchill box named after Winston Churchill and it says on the wall We shall never never never give up and I believe that. Also don't give up. I mean how do you think while they're in theory doing the rematch? There won't be one furious. Got Him. Figured won't be one exercised the option though now. I heard that. I don't believe they'll be. One is geared. The costume was pretty heavy Pete. Picasso's now it was a costume heavy. His Ring Walk you came in like the Goodfellas ring. Walk Walk for an hour and a half bad. He'll get destroyed. Not good not so. Who's next fury Joshua should be Joshua? I'm just upset that the U. K. Has All the belts I agree was that good overset? Good right you guys. I'm I am trying here. I'm trying to exceed expectation and to just below your auditory minds so you don't even have to say it. You're welcome this is what Uncle Josh delivers. Great podcast again and can. Sometimes I fuck it up but for the most part again you know what? I'm saying Spencer confidential out March six on Net flicks. I love to guys and you will too thank you for listening. Thank you pete for doing. The POD bye.

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ALN - NBA Celeb All Star Recap!

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ALN - NBA Celeb All Star Recap!

"Hey, that's us. Cleveland Brown and y'all listening to the about last night podcast. I guess you TV must be broken. Just kidding. Actually. I'm not kidding. You bowl. What? Hey, guys. Adam rate for the abou- last night podcast bonus episode Thursday bonus baby today Brad ni- recap our weekend in Charlotte, the NBA all star weekend the celebrity game on Friday that we played in the dunk contest the game the celebs the drinking dancing. The debauchery the future podcast guests that we booked. It was an insane weekend. Something we'll never forget. And Brandon I break it all down for you. So you can get the inside scoop from whatever you've seen on our Instagram's? So enjoy this episode a special bonus NBA celebrity all star weekend recap with me and Brad Williams, follow us at Adam re comedy, and that Brad Williams comic and that alien podcast on Instagram. 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All the NBA on NBC celebrity all star basketball Bronco bomb. Liberty over abysmal. Your Marv Albert is very Barack. Dr. Poured guard number seven starting Brad Williams. Power forward number thirty three. Quit right? Battle. Are you still riding high my friend while did I? I can't feel the pain that is my torn left calf muscle which bar or your dislocated. My dislocated courtesy of Steve Smith, which we will get to. Yeah. Dude. I. Look, should I be playing basketball still six year old, man? Yes. And if you're, you know, have any doubts about that. Then go back to the tape and semi spin move, which was my first play in first points of the game that way that that's been moved should be. How you introduce yourself at meetings at parties when you pitch a TV show he'd say, hey, before we get going to cut to the just there's let me show you this clip of me in the NBA all star celebrity game. I love that you said that because Ray Allen when I get to the sidelines. Yeah. Looks at me and goes, dude, and gives me the biggest goes that's been move was legit. And he goes, and he goes he goes, no pro I did I didn't even know it was going to happen. I go I just saw the lane. And as soon as I spun I was like, I got hit two. He goes. I know he goes, you got fouled because that was an one's been move. And you somehow muscled up there, dude, he goes, I don't care what happens later in your life. You had your kids wedding bar mitzvah goes basically, you got hit them up mid speech and just go congrats. Let's go to the table way down was telling me that way when you have a. Kid in in your kid for the first time, you know, like twelve thirteen fourteen years old, and you got to like lay down some rules, and they go you're not cool dead us have that on loop to go set up the apple TV or by that time pride. Just download it to the kids fucking brain. Yeah. And center the chip in their head. Yeah. Play play that's been moved for him. Yeah. Because that was incredible. It wasn't credible. But what's really incredible is that you got to start off the entire game before we're talking about the tip. Let's talk about the intros yet all about the day. And how how because I've been been asked. This question of you times from the moment that it was announced that you and I were going to be playing in the NBA all star celebrity game presented by ruffles. Which we are open for sponsorship. Absolutely ruffles have ridges and the in the buffalo flavor. Ones delicious. Yeah. So the immediate thing I was asked by a lot of people on Twitter fans and friends alike was how did this happen? Yeah. Who are you? I get it Dr ause and Stephen Smith, I understand J B, smooth, smooth Zahn Manati Williams, quavo. Yeah. Zik wave or quavo. I still don't know. I think it's Quayle. Okay. Quavo. Norm. Your hip hop aficionados. Okay. And that's half black. Okay. Yes, quavo. Yeah. We we know who these guys are. And look it's fairly bad bunny who annoyed you who he was massive. Dr. I like it lacked that lurk. He's not that old. He's a part of that song. What? Yeah, we keep the redid it or something. Yeah. Maybe the cause. But yeah. Ronnie k yeah, I it just like so many people that have that have a lot of stuff going on and look nothing. We don't have stuff. We haven't done shit. We've done stuff. You know? We we we we both been on various projects on Netflix. Yeah. You know comedy specials major blockbuster movies voices of commercials. I mean, we've done some shit's. It's just how it is everyone watches that game. And is jealous. Like, I have been every time. I've watched it. Sure. And I take my jealousy by being like finding the one person. I've never heard of whether they're like an MTV J or something, right? Being like how the fuck did this guy getting the game? He's not even contributing. Yeah. And so you and I were like all right. If we're going to get this call and we did. Yeah. We need to immerse ourselves in the NBA weekend. Fully and we came ready to play and then back to back to how we got it like just a quick. Summary of how how your souls you went to the NBA award, right? When was presenting and and we had a blast. And was just, you know, meeting Chuck and shack and Glen Rice who I end up getting his number and was texting with and who we saw three or four times recognized you and like now like, I'm I'm pretty sure you, and Glenn writes are gonna go tanning Netflix. Yeah. Maybe not tanning. That was joking. He was so dope. And so there's an after party the NBA awards and Adam silver was there and had a couple of kilos in those in a group, and everyone was like do you should go talk to him. And he looked he was talking to big money dudes. And I was like I just that's my biggest pet peeve is just like coming up on announced in Boston in. Yeah. And I was waiting for a break in the action in one of the dudes in the circle goes fuck it. I'm gonna go in there and grease the wheels for him. So he goes up and starts coming up. Adam silver looks over in points to me. And so now, I have no option. It's either. Do you stand in way from afar like a nervous girl at a no ice cream, social or you walk right up? So I walked right up. We start chumming it up for about thirty thirty five minutes about comedy and sports get his Email. He's like, you know, I wanna go to your shows in New York in vice versa come to summer league. So hitch up we gotta go to some of the Adam silver say it's going to take care of us. And when Adam silver says that you say, okay, you go see what that's about. And for those you who are fans of the NBA. And I've always thought about going going to summer league make the damn pilgrimage because I'll say this right now, everyone's they're all the players already hyped up. All the stars all the coaches, and no fans are there. Yeah. It's madness. They're playing in the UNLV arena. Yeah. And there's courts nobody there like you you and I were feet feet away from Steve Balmer, Jerry West, and Chris Paul just mixing it up. Yeah. Just and we're just standing there. Like, oh my God. I shouldn't be shouldn't we be? Tackled right now someone in the yellow jacket not happening. And then they put us in that owner sweet. And we were all those guys. Yeah. And and then silver comes over. And he's like y'all what's going on? God you guys made it tone it up again. And then a one point we're just talking all sorts of stuff about basketball and this net. And who are the owners that are the that you love who are the ones that come in. And you get a little, you know, ruffled around the edges. Yeah. And yeah, the fun part was I said now what owner when you see their name pop up on the caller ID. Are you like mother fucker and without hesitation? He goes Mark Cuban. Yeah. Eleven with the guys feisty. And so and so then we were chatting and Brad discos, Adam. You gotta promise you one thing. Don't let Peter play in the celebrity all star game before me, and he laughs, and then he goes, and I'm thinking great get out on the left. That was. Yeah. And he goes, yeah. No problem, you're in and we just pause, and it was like, and I go excuse me, Adam, but Brad has actually play Pakistani or a package deal. And and then he goes, all right? You're both in. Yeah. Which is just insane. Because I know when he said that I was kinda just like, oh, that's funny. He's he he says we're in, but he's going to do that Hollywood thing we just like gives us lip service. And then like we never hear from him. Yeah. And then he turned to his his guy. His main dude and says, yeah, make sure they make sure they play in the celebrity game. We're like, oh, right. He's the Commissioner of the book. Yeah. We asked him. We were like, yeah. So is this real and he's like, well, he gets to decide. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, we're. Like, holy crap. I think this is actually gonna happen. Cut to no three months later, four months later after you've been exchanging emails just kind of checking in every now, and we're keeping this weekend. Open just in case what's going on. And they were like, yeah. We had to talk about today. Your look out for an Email or call in the next Agincourt? Yeah. Thanks, but in the next few days, and then we got it. And then it was a call. And then it was just on. It was like we uniform sizes. Here's what's going on. Here's a schedule the weekend. You get to go to the dunk contest that game the legends breakfast. We want you guys to do media stuff. Yeah. And then it was just like an overwhelming sensation of of kidney candy store. Like, I can't believe this is happening. And it didn't totally hit me. Now, we got excited, and then we get to post the rosters and ESPN was sharing them in. Our names are on there. And every freaking out. Yeah. And and I still now is getting death threats on Twitter. We'll fuck you. Okay. Yeah. Seen somebody rappers that were like how like you're left out of this game. Like, then it started me like, oh, this is a really cool thing that we get to be a part of this. And on top of just the fact that we're excited about it. And then when we got there, and we got on the bus first of all just meeting everybody in there's a practice. It was cool and they had some NBA trainer. Take us through like dick, get some extra content. So they had to do all these drills and you've got to see because like I was on my flight out. There was with like a Amanda seals, right? Who was on our team? And I know she is, but I'm not really talking to her. He even though I know we're teammates. But at that practice, then she's like, okay, you're you're legit like, and then it's amazing. What that does? Once you say like, oh, I'm in the celebrity all star game. Yep. Like, then everyone goes. Okay. So yeah, you're the shit. Okay. Cool. Yeah. What we said that the shack, and I was like. Guys, you spend move, right? Big, man. And I was like only got shot just called you spin move. You big man me big, man. So it's like all right. I guess I guess I get that tattooed on my desk. Hey, big man right here. Like, I mean, that's right up there with Robin Williams saying I'm Prozac with ahead. It is is shocked me like was hoping. Like, that's come on, the practice was awesome. Because it was starting to get like we're in the arena where the also game was and it was the Hornets practice facility. And, but then, you know, look again to give you some backstory on my calf injury. I did a body by Simone class. Yeah. Because I was convinced by a friend that that this was something that I needed to boost my cardio, and it'd be something fun and different. And you know, as a comic, I'm like, get some material to this. Yeah. Doing no it's a lot of aggressive angry dancing to female angsty tunes. And a lot of just Taylor swift and one song called like unsweetened? But I'm psycho and the trainers like pointing yourself in the mirror like singing all the lyrics and a lot of bouncing and my calves, we're not ready for the amount of bouncing that. I endured I didn't stretch enough next thing, you know, one of them. It's real tight. And I'm like fuck, but I don't wanna sit out on the only dude Innis body by Simone cardio dance cardio class not sitting out. So I continue to bounce and it's pretty painful cut do three days later. We're a practice. And I'm running around and I'm chasing down a ball. And literally just feel my whole calf just tighten like a fucking fist. And I hear a tiny little pop, and I was like oh fuck and now I can't walk and now depression settles in because I'm like this thing that I was like working towards getting excited to one buddy by Simone class late night LA fitness shoot around at eleven thirty for a half hour. Yeah. I was like I'm not going to be able to play. This is so fucking depressing next day. I go I hit my buddy who's the clippers doctor. He's like do this. Do this do that get a compression thing? If you're a if you wanna play you wanna play through the pain like players, do they get a toward all shot. I got that. Yep. And wrapped it up. And I think it Drennan carry me through when we got there. Here's what happens you get into the locker room. Explain that moment for when will everyone's just in the locker room. Everyone's getting ready you walk into the locker room. They have your locker set up like years starting in Madison Square Garden. Yep. Like, we took photos of it. We took videos of it. And yeah, you have multiple jerseys. You have a brand new pair of shoes. Which I didn't know if we were using like their shoes are shoes. I know it was happening. So I brought shoes. Yep. I brought like and then they have all that like that Nike like, it's not under armor. What do they call it like body armor or something like the Nike under your jersey close? Right. And like they have all that they have sweat bands. If you wanna compression sleep, they've got they've got two trainers in the back. They had are stretching over stretched out the Hornets trainers. They had a whole buffet of Gatorade bars and. Treats. Yeah, you're like have this bar before you go out there have this thing at halftime. You're like. We're planning celebrity gave like like. Like real players. Yeah. They added was cool to see everyone. Walk like, it was just us and Hassan like my Coulter Lucas and there and the doctor ause came in and then Markel as you the bucks owner. Yeah. And then, you know, we're sitting next to bad money and Ronnie to K and Steve Smith comes in. And then you know, we're talking to him about the double defense these not to that. We we thought we were going to try to pull off which is Brad on my shoulders. But here's the thing that we didn't realize we bought the sink call to piggyback there was like Brad to stand on a bar that I I'm strapped in he stands on a bar on my back. Yeah. And then it it. So if you wanna take your toddler, hiking. Yes. Or put a have double defense with a dwarf in an MBA liberty should market them for that market lake. Yes. You want to take your toddler hiking? Or if you have a smaller than average friend, and you and you guys wanna have some fun. Yeah. They should that's how they should market it. They would definitely so more. The NBA didn't go for it. And at first I was like, oh, man. Like, this is such a fun opportunity to have something really entertaining happen during the game. And then we get going in the game. And it's like oh the pace is way faster than I thought. It's. A real game. People were there to watch that there's no real moment for even you to get on my shoulders, which we almost did. Right. No one was gonna like get in on the bit with us. People would have just driven by us. And maybe I would've turned too much. Maybe like, yeah. There was no we did the through the legs play which I thought was enough. We could have probably done one more of those. But the fact that we got to try to do one of those things are moving so quick. Yeah. I mean, I came into this game thinking, okay? I haven't played basketball since like third grade YMCA. Yeah. So I'm not going to be the guy. That's like lightning up for twenty points. Right. So in my head. I'm like, all right. Just be funny. Like be entertaining. Be funny. So the opening tip I tell her coach sue bird. Yeah. Yes. Crazy saying that teller coach like, hey have me start. Then I then I got a bit plan. So for those you didn't see it. I the two WNBA centers. Yep. That were playing I Wilson I think and seventy Dawson. Yes. Both like six eight. Yeah. They line up. I go up tap. Stephanie NBA? Hey, I got this. Don't worry. Stephanie goes out here you hear the commentators. Like, what's Brad Williams? I lineup when the when the when the ref lowers the ball, I'd grab it and take off. Yep. And everyone's like, wait, what's happening? And I got a clear I clear site. Oh my God. I'm going to get a layup. I'm gonna actually get points. And I don't think I was going to get points, and then I dribble up and I go for the layup. And then my body goes what the fuck you're a midget, you shouldn't be playing basketball, and you've got to overcompensate in the night. Practically throw the ball. Almost over the backboard. It doesn't really exciting virus? And but then once that play happens it's on like it is a game. Well, the that opening tip off I want to see I wonder if I can find norm. Can you find it somewhere in semi link to that tip off? I'm gonna play the audio from that. But the getting to the game too was so I mean, look, this is we get this Brennan, I looked each other one point on the bus, and we were like now it's real because we're all on the bus together. Everyone's going over we get on ABC, smooth Amelie starts talking shit. Those Z and you're going down going down down. Team Brian abra. And then we got on the locker room, and it was just like what's this? And Brad Williams. That's from a video that some guy made afterward of me stealing tip. But then he photo shopped it so instead of shooting, I jump NBA jam style. Oh over the rim, and you see slamming. It's the backboard, and he added a little thud sound effect. And that that now has over six hundred twenty five thousand views fucking on watching Dworkin Slater. Do a backboard. So they'll the whole thing was just madness. And even when we went out there for warm ups that was in insane. Because there was like shooting around we're on the court. I mean, it's just like there's lights media. Stephen a Smith was right there. Yeah. And we start shooting around, and then it started and again writing through the adrenaline and the steroid shot, I had no pain. And I was like this is going to be great. We're going to get a couple of trick plays in. And then you also want to win once to get out and he's on the competitiveness of it. Yeah. And then the interests are she was unbelievable because so. They're doing the intros and everyone gets a little bio they got the lights you're running down a blind. Hi, fi fans and mascots. And I didn't really have. I didn't really have too much anything planned. I didn't think of it at all. And then all of a sudden Amanda seals gets announced. She's right before means like HBO comes by IB known Amanda seals, and she turns around and does a fucking backflip yet. Like four of them you like two or three backs the handsprings, and we're all sitting there like holy right after her right? And I'm right. I'm right after I'm like, I gotta follow that. I've got to do something you and I shared a look of holy shit. And then it was like at the same time. Yeah. It kind of opened up in our minds of like. Oh, yeah. This is also another opportunity to be entertaining. Literally, just look you. And I was about the it was on the tip of my tongue before I could say you just looked at me, and pointing goes worm. And then I started laughing, and I go the shit, and I go he's going to do the worm and rayon who's right next to me. Who went after me goes he's going to do the worm? I go. Yeah. And he goes oh shit. And then he I go don't don't not watch this happens and on over get round just goes holy shit. With a big smile on his face. I did the worm has stopped paused stopping little hand STAN up and then came down just yelled out. Let's go, and it was like, but the way the camera was warm. Towards the camera part of very low angle Slow Money game starts, and I'll I'll know about you. But for me when the game starts my. He we go steel tip do the shot keep back on defense. And then like after like a minute in my body goes. Hey, you're thirty five. Yeah. You can't do this. Yeah. I know. But you got enough great. You know, the amount of photos that were taking like are you trying to guard Jay, and you you your cabinet, and it was like this is what you call shutdown defense, and it's literally reaching up like you're trying to block him, and he was straight up. Yeah. I'm a good two feet two feet. And there's a great one of you and Ray Allen exchanging high fives, which is awesome. And you know, what it it the pace? Really surprised me? I remember when you came out of the game. I was like how was it you go. I'm tired. Yes. And I was like, oh, wow. Because it looks like, you know, everyone's going I mean again like everyone wanted to win and get their points. And now granted I'm tired because takes Ray Allen ten steps to get down to five hundred forty. Yeah. Yeah. So that's one reason we hired. Tired and one of my favorite moments was first of all we we were getting below the fuck out. Yeah. At first, we're getting embarrassing. Yeah. And because they had Jay Williams was going crazy and then a famous lows famous lows who won the all-star game. MVP rain in fours. Yeah. There's a there's a clip I put on my Instagram of him crossing me up so bad that like he's he's running. He stops. I keep running. I pry pass them up by like ten feet. And then like I'm slowly walking back like all right? You got me in the ass rains of four right there. Definitely was this point where I was like, oh, if you don't shoot when you get it. You're not going to get your points because I'm going in as a basketball player trying to, you know, do the little things and just have fun. But then I'm like why definitely want to get a bucket AJ buckling. And I we're talking like we gotta get a bucket. You know, when it's going to happen. And I remember the first time I got the ball. I've made a pass to James Shah under the hoop and. And I was like all right cool. Like, I was looking at first taste of game action. And it was like now, I'm comfy. And then I think the first shot I had was running down court and AJ threw me along outlet pass. And I caught it right in the middle like at the top of the key. And there was all the space in front of me. And I was like again, it was like instinctual was like all right. I my in my head. I was like I'm gonna drive to the middle. They'll collapse on me. And then I saw James on my left, and I was like and I'll turn around real quick. And I'll kick it out to be wide open for three. And then I just started driving towards the hoop because I was like there's a big open lane. And then also I'm not stopping like, I got enough momentum going the train is coming. And then I was like, and then I saw this like a little bit of space on the left the J B. And I was like I can just power doom and try to get a foul. And then I just was like fuck, man. I used to always do this fucking spin move things. So I did it next. I'm spinning away from B. I get fouled and understanding a muscle it up there. And by the way, when I spent away from him. I don't know how agile J B was gonna be if he. Jumped up and blocked me. And it just knocks me to the ground by verse jot, and then maybe my calf pops out at the end of my my game time, and then you're back to playing Tila weeks. But that's not what happened. I got it in and then literally maybe thirty seconds after two more buckets giving me six points in a minute. Which then I was like all right? I'm good on the game. Let me take a charge on a NBA player. Yup. Get a loose ball outlet to Ray. Allen win a tip against Lou cage. And then foul Steve. And then get my pinky dislocated by Steve Smith because I I go I try to get an outlet pass on the site because I was spent on court, and then this high school get on core. Quick somebody could quick outlet and get a transition threes. So you're trying to get a couple of four pointers just add to it. Which by the way, I had one three courtesy of the assist. Brad Williams did get in the that. I have I had to assist in that game on one. Do you want to Ray fucking Allen? Oh my God. Oh, my two assists were direct. Raided have one big pet. The one that the through coast to coast me was from him which I don't I haven't seen the replay the game. But I'm hoping that he goes from right array, I hope so but either way super dope to get that moment. And what's crazy? Is that you know, like that guy making the bounce video of your? Yes, missed layup. Yes. People were going on making memes making videos, and it was one of got sent to me of some random dude who was watching the game and did commentator over my three buckets in a minute. And it's maybe the greatest thing ever. And if you haven't heard it, it's on my Instagram, but I'm gonna play for you right now because it's just insane. This guy's discovering who I am and discovering that I can play basketball at the same time. My favorite part of all star weekend as to sit every all star game in who is this guy here taking though, right? Davies move. A race for Seattle off the rebound there the pants. We go of this. And in a row Ross for the three. The MAs MRs rebound by right by ROY. Of. Thirty three. With the score. Yes. This Portland last minute ball who? Raisman come on. Bob is he doing comedy friend, dude? I can't even. Yeah. Who is there with them? It didn't anyone responded to them yet. Just the first one. Excited. He gets. Guy here. Take my dog rain. Would. The low end a basket all day. Would you pay this man to commented your life? That's all I want, dude. Yeah. That's all. I I like I waking up brushing his teeth before the just on putting his shoes on both-both faded a time. I wanna hear that guy. Come to you haven't sex. Ray goodbye. He's. He's. Adam rain inches from Seattle. That'll be shit. Dude. It was it had I known that that commentary was happening. When I do that spin move. I would have done for more spin moves. Absolutely. There was one point done a plea. And look, you know, what that is. And and look I did want my patented fade away to make an appearance and had I not gotten the ball deflected from Steve Smith and my pinky dislocated. I was going to back him down and try to fade away. But maybe it's for the best. Because he I remember when I it's at Ceylon he ended up getting the steel and coast to coast lab, and then we go to the time out, and I go fuck my pinky got knocked out. I go I didn't even see Steve Smith coming and Brad, what did you say you go. Oh, yeah. Because he's got the he's one of the greatest wide receivers of all time. He's got closing speed. Like, none of like. Oh, right. Yeah. He's an elite. I literally was like at one side of the court. And I kind of like started kind of jog then aside saw the guy dribble NUP. I think it was bad money. I merely randomly aside. And I was like, oh, cool. Like, I got away from him wide open and get his ball. And literally I mean and just pop. My putt my pinky. Yeah. Steve Smith got the best of both of us because he. Dislocated your pinky. There was one time first of all every time. I guard is Steve Smith who can legit play ball. Yeah. Isn't athlete every time. I guard him he got mad 'cause he's like motherfucker because like he he didn't wanna burn me. Like he like not that he can't. But like he obviously can. But he didn't want to be on TV like crossing up at war, which means that he has a heart. That's good. So one time. Famous low says the ball, and I'm like body and Steve Smith, I'm like, I'm not he's not going to get the ball. I'm like staying on him. I'm holding him up definitely valium and Steve gets frustrated in flat out, just grabs. My arms picks me up and moves me over the side of the court, and then his wide open. And I'm like, you know, what I don't like being picked up. But all right. Yeah. That was amazing there. And there was the other time where you came down the court house ran over. Yeah. Just waiting over you try to take charge. I tried and you looked like a baby dolphin who just fell onto the beach out of water. It's you're on your own. Does you went down trying to add to the cell of the jars Cher? I tried to sell it. Yet ref is like, nah. Yeah. We went back quote. I was like nice charged. That's not what that was. Yeah. Which by the way, apparently, and you found this out talking to Steve Smith once that switch gets flipped. He's a competitor yet, dude. He's out when I. I mean, look at that he'd stole the ball twice femi-. And then my three wasn't his face. We love. Yeah. Yeah. And I was again, these from Brad Williams and even at the end of the game, I checked back in when the we're down by I think. We down by two. Yeah. And no, yeah. It was too. Yeah. It was a four two or four. Yeah. It was close. And I think it was too. And they had the ball with seven seconds left. And I knew Steve Smith. He was like right on me. And I was like around garden. There's no way he's breaking away from me. And I'm staying with him or I'm going to steal the ball. Right. Once I recognize that that's not happening. I go. Well, then what do I do seven seconds? I got a foul because I can't let them get by me. Let somebody jacket before pointer, right or or then just dribble it out dribble at the clock. We have to file we're going fouls happening right away or at two seconds. So as soon as it gets and I found them hard like a classic hard. Kaz you have to because he's he's he's not even he's not even muscles. He won bicep. Yes. The five foot eight bison. Yeah. And so I get them. And you can even see like he turns back at me, and I kinda held onto him after that kind of delete it, you know, it's a friendly foul, but it was hard. But he looked at me with a very like the same face that it was awesome. Because I'm like, oh, this is one of the bugger just looked at me like we were playing in an NFL game. And I was like physical with them. Like he looks like so angry lane. You're the corner that was like hitting a little too hard off the long. Yeah. Yeah. And I go go go Uelmen. I Don I had to and he was like damn it easy. Told me to chill. I almost said that. Was the one thing from the game. We'll go the last ten minutes on a couple of things was Hassam Manashe friend of the podcast. Former guests of the podcast. We did Hemi baller. We did have an epic comeback epic. We did and has gone hit a four pointer to start the the comeback train up. And look at that point. We were like Assan way to fuck in started way to go. But now great job get out of the way. Allen's on the court, and you shot it three times instead of passing it to Ray, Helen and the whole bench is screaming. And it's not like, okay. Yes. We need the points. And it's not like rig Allen is like is like Vladivostok non on the. No, it's not like right here. NBA players. It's given to the all time at three point leader. Statistically, NBA street is three point shooter in NBA history. If you're going to have anyone she would have three pointer for your lighter. You would pick Ray Allen. He's sitting there wide open on the wing and. Went to like, I got this. So he took it coast to coast layup, and got fouled, and he almost made it which would have been great. But then he yes. Led the form of so pumped, and we were all like, I mean. Yeah. Great take to the whole again Ray is open right behind you. Pull it out. But dude, I'm telling you when when Ray got found any any any missed that second free throw. And I think it was point nine seconds left. I was like dude catch shoot. If he gets us off the rim. Yeah. I was also got if there was two seconds left. I definitely was hoping for a Robert ory. Like, I'm not gonna lie. I'm standing at the top of the key being like, dude if this ball comes back, and I let it go like, you know, you can't help but fantasize to game winner butter. Yeah. That was crazy. But and they said it was the most point scored in a celebrity all star game history. That's right. So we are we are part of that. We are. We are part of history and our weekend. If it would ended that night, we we've been great because we got the locker room there was more swag for us that we could ever imagine shoes. Clothes just a beats headphones. Just the Oculus. Have you tried the Oculus then I tried to the last night? It's insane. I haven't tried. It yet is a crazy. It's yeah. It's. I mean, it's you know, the. Amount of context, we picked up to the amount of podcast guests, you know, Dr Oz jabs move famous lows AJ, Buckley, j Buckley, Luke. Mike Colter and one in particular who medicine the lobby of our hotel after the game and complimented us on her playing the king of flavor town guy Fieri took shots with him. Yeah. Guy Fieri, and why not and said he's gonna do the Paul. We just got to find a time. My other guy Fieri story is in. We'll get to this. Because in addition to the celebrity game in all swag in the amazing experience that we could just a bucket list alive podcast. Let's we did that in. Which we do have to policy is to our guest AJ, Buckley, and the people there, but there was an audio issue. Not have the audio from that podcast. We tried. We tried to salvage it. It's not gonna happen wasn't debate. And we are sorry for the people that were there live amazing. Thank you so much coming out. You're not missing much because we recap the game. Like we're doing now and then AJ's going to come back on full episodes. But then we also got to go to the slam dunk competition skills competition three point and the game and the game. And you and I are considered. I I would say we're at least like d list. Celebrities Jobe, maybe less cho-, sometimes see. But the ones that probably got the most love from from the skills competition where your friend. Yeah. And Colin Sullivan. Yes. To my best buds from Seattle who made the trip and joined us on all the festivities and war Sonics gear head to toe. Yup. And look they put us in dope. Asseets might be. Famous lows quavo Hassan. We're all courtside. Let's look dope. And we were run one row behind the bench for the slam dunk competition and the all star game right would one row ahead of Davos Sweeney. Coach of the national champion. Clemson tigers. Yeah, he was sitting behind us and who's the CNN guy? Oh, not wolf Blitzer? He was there. Although we did see wolf Blitzer. Yeah. You got a great photo with him. Yeah. One of the reporters who does the election-night coverage to Mukasa he he's three rows behind. Yeah. So we're like what we're sitting. There were seventy Olson in these dope. 'seeds and James, and we're just like, well, what do we do deserve. This little do. We know our positioning was right behind the camera for the dunk contest. Yeah. So we're on its every moment is dance. Cam. And so we're we're dancing. We're going nuts and your friends God bless him. Head to toe in salt in sonic skier, start every time. What's the player from or Aloma city? Okay. See thunder something yellow ended up winning the contest. But every time they show him. There's two asshole sonic fans. Calling an Anthony right behind him on full blame in booing thumbs downing the camera. Yes, they were retreated and blowing up the internet because people were just like I love these two songs fans crying Lee placed. Yeah. Behind the o'casey dunker can shit. It was so amazing. My my favorite was now. I never respond to Twitter haters, I ever respond to Twitter trolls. But I just searched Sonics just to see if I could see some tweed. Yeah. So many tweets my favorites were the guys who were hating on going. Yeah. Sure. They're back there. But just think about those guys spent all that money. Just to be back there. What assholes and I wanted to respond with me like actually got the tickets. UPC? They're back there three because kit because there was some there was some okay. See thunder the fans that were like. Your team was ten years ago. Get over it. And I'll be like, yeah. Do you tell Bruce Wayne to just get over the fact that his parents were murdered in front of them? No shut the fuck up your team's gone. But but it has the chance come back. That's that's going to stay with you for a while. Yeah. Yeah. But just watching the three point dunk contest in that close taken videos, and so many people come in by because we were front court and center like Blake when Blake what could we saw Blake at media day the day before? Yeah. And we were like Blake we talked to him for a little bit. And walked by and said what up? Yeah. Because Blake is seen as both before he's mess book before you met Gary Payton when one of your heroes while you were wearing a shirt that picture of Gary Payton. Yeah, that's the best way to meet somebody where their face on your chest. It was a Sonics legend random of rare sweatshirt that I found online that has all these cartoon bubble faces of these sonic legends. And he's looking through finding everybody's like this is incredible. He's like I got to get one of these like, I'll get you one. I was like do our podcast. I'll bring you one done. There's publicist right there. Let's fuck and make it happen. So hopefully, we get the glove on that'd be amazing med Dirk, which was cool. Derek doll Tombo, David Robinson. I think my favorite not player. Well, I got to be Muggsy Bogues. Oh, yeah. That was amazing Muggsy Bogues for those who don't know five foot three shortest player in NBA. Here's your hero. Yeah. Like him bleed or not up with John Elway? Because this guy taught me like, oh, you could be short in a giants world in buck in dominate or it's a big deal. And so I love meeting Bugsy love post them vote Muggsy. He couldn't be nicer. He's following me on Twitter now, which is fucking amazing, by the way, that was a great moment. Because literally you turn over and there was so many moments where you and I were just like kids in candy stores where we'd hit each other. Yeah. Look at just look at look at this. I can't believe where and Mugsy was walking by and we both were like, oh, we'll meet all these guys are the legends breakfast. It'll just be chaos will walk around. We did meet and get a pick with Magic Johnson, which was dope. All that was pretty it was so big, and there's so many people that it wasn't as intimate as we anticipated. Yeah. So thank God. When Mugsy was literally at the end of the aisle, and he was walking up. And I was just like do you go and you chase them down? And like you got. That moment in like, that's so cool because he was at the legends breakfast. But in and out, I think, yeah. And then we got to go onto the court after both the. The skills competition and the all star game. When after the skills competition, we're running that's when we ran to Kim bay. That's when we ran to Karl Anthony towns, that's when we ran and you've got a picture with Barclays, Jack. And the only reason why I got the picture Barkley Barkley was packed. He was surrounded by fans, and then guy Fieri walks up, our guy Fieri make another appearance, and he starts talking to Chuck, and they're talking and the security handlers are about to take to Chuck away. And I'm like damn I'm not going to get the picture which up, and then I just stop I go. Well, look who it is. And then they both look at me go. It's the round mound of flavor town, then just stops. And goes, oh, man, you crazy, man. Hey guys on the game. Yeah. That's me. And then we got a full with Charles Barkley. You're the guy from the game says what's cool is. There's so many people I wonder if Bronco Bama sauce play, you know. All all. It's been move radio. The move, right? I would implement the spin move into my policy. Yeah. Yeah. It's it was just just unbelievable and right up there with like like I've gotten to do some pretty cool sports trips in my life. You've got new some shit. I mean, you got to see your team win the Super Bowl in person. And that was another weekend where we did like comedy shows, and we hung out and the thing, but that was one game thing like this was a true weekend like an event of weekends. Every every day was something new meeting. Someone new talking to someone new and the fact that we were there like you say as participate participants in the celebrity. I was insane. Gave us some credit to where we could walk up and say, hey, we're in the celebrity game. And they would you know that stands out a little more than your at your average person. Yeah. Shadow to everybody at the NBA that took care of us and was so attentive on nice, and Melissa and Amanda and. Dustin and AJ, and of course, Jared and Adam silver. She's as Christ. I've I've never like other than Jesus Christ. I've I've never been so appreciative of a Jew, then Adam silver, you really stepped up and and what's cool, and we and we saw him right before the game. And he was just so fired up that we were there. And it was cool seeing that he was happy for us. How happy we were. And he's like this. I'm so glad that you guys are here and enjoying it. And I think I think they all got a kick out of the fact that we were so excited, by the way, we'll think that was right before we talked the delayed who and then I went up to him after my spin moving go, you told me that's been moved. And then we and then he was he said something to you about your your your tipping layup. And then and then we were like, what's what's the farewell season? Like, you get choked up at arenas. And here's like, you know. Some more than others. The woman Dirk was crazy. And he started the whole jersey swap it only soccer players and football players. Do it. He's the first NBA got to start doing now. And now more guys are doing that. Why the fuck not? Then we were like do baseball guys do it. They should start trading cups laughing. I'm gonna get out on that. Yeah. So, yeah, we got to meet meet, and it was just the amount of people that we got to meet having experience with just unbelievable. I don't see how the summer camp. Yeah. It was. I don't see how anything gets better. I don't see how my wedding childbirth or anything. We'll that. I'm sorry to future wife and future. Kids have a big shoes to fill right? And speaking of shoes, they gave us lots of shoes. I'll buy me cooler shoes. That's a quick way to. We're both wearing the shoes that we got to do different pairs. I'm I'm particularly excited about my pair of Nikes. A they're not out yet suck it and. Be they give me about an inch and a half two inches of height. So if you don't think I'm not going to six flags, and I'm gonna ride every fucking coaster than I've never been before. You are nuts because that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Oh, yeah. Viper. I'm calling for you. The standup does stand up coaster. I'm doing it all of them so excited and you're wearing a pair of Timbaland NBA timberlands every NBA teams logo. Just these faded ass. Logos. That looks I mean opposing picture on my Instagram story. But I might just posted another one just because the. They're my favorite of all time. Yeah. I thought my Patrick Ewing. I think there were kids or maybe Reebok's, I think know, what were they norm? Can you look at what the first Ewing shoe was I Adam in the fifth grade. They just said Ewing where they on the back where they Nick Ewing or sonic Ewing. How dare you? How dare you? We don't speak of the sonic Ewing. Which by the way, is is definitely Patrick Ewing favorite sex move, the Sony time with the sonic Ewing. The show. I think it was Reebok, but I want to say kids, or maybe even case with it was an off brand, you know, it was like and you and by the way should have had his own. This was the prime. I think we'll say it was ninety four ninety five. Robinson? That's like. The Ewing on the back, right? What brand it just says a model? Call the rebound model 'cause that's what I'm saying. With some off brand the it was like Steph on Marbury because he because he had the Marbury NBA support. A man, I don't know. How many Ewing rebound shoes were purchased in ninety four off at I had to pair. And I'm gonna go out right now. And I'm gonna get myself with throwback Muggsy Bogues jersey, you're going to have to got. That's the thing to me. I thought about bringing my Ray Allen jersey into the locker room from to sign, but then I was like I used to be big on autographs back in the day. But you know, the pictures were cool like I had to get a sue bird rayon picture because I was all Seattle Seattle. And that was that was actually real big time. But yet did it was it was a blast. And so now now we're going to do it for the MLB celebrity softball game. We're going to do it for the NHL all star weekend avenue. We're going to make the Pro Bowl. We don't know how it's going to happen. This is now this is now my goal, but an absolutely incredible weekend. Did someone do a quick? Recap for you guys. If you haven't if you missed some of the moments, just go back to our Instagram because then we pretty much everything. So thanks for watching. Thanks for listening to support the podcast put our sponsors or anything else. So you want to add? I hope I can walk again. Well, you got touched by Ray Allen who played a character. And he got game named Jesus. Yeah. So you were touched by Jesus. Unfortunately, walking more than Jesus because my calf exploded if anyone knows the real Jesus if you hit over here, that'd be great or a doctor whose last name is Jesus. So. Hey, everybody. It's me. Tony. Thanks listening to the about last night podcast. We read Williams Adam boy, a lot of why don't you should scribe on this podcast? Give them a five star ratings. This midget do can feel good about themselves. A couple minutes. 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Sex Dolls Are Not Real Soccer Fans, and Club Penguin is Too Racy for Disney - Dude Soup Podcast #279

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Sex Dolls Are Not Real Soccer Fans, and Club Penguin is Too Racy for Disney - Dude Soup Podcast #279

"Weird lean energetic but then also ask time there was like lots of moves very very Chelsea Peretti. Well let's get cut. Hey everybody welcome to a new bowl dude soup for today. Were recording this on. May Nineteenth Tuesday. So you're listening to it Thursday and thereafter might a little dated welcome to the Hula House? I'm your host Elise Williams. I am joined by two wonderful friends today. Sometimes Lover James Wome Sue. Hello Reps on Tuesday. We'll see James. Hi thanks for being here the having me. You're looking pretty fit despite the quarantine am I at trying to work out over my lunch break. I have been. It's a different kind of exercise for those of you. That are watching the last dance. The part where he goes and plays baseball and the keep the baseball body. That's not a body for basketball body and they talked about how he had to undo that. Feel like that's what I'm doing right now because everything I'm doing is like body weight body. Would you say that you have a body weight body? I right now. I'm leaning more towards the body weight body but my whole life. I've been building towards a lifting body. I feel like I have a swashbuckling body. I could see that. Yeah you know pillaging sailing the seas. I've got a rope. I'm also joined today by John. Smith who y'all got a tire body got older on a hill faster than a tire. Tyra banks see with TYRA banks. She got into some hot water fishing. Which you do don't tell me. What did we talk about this John? About how like if you go. And you look back at all the America's next top model stuff. She made those women. Do it was horrific. That's that's people. I did see that and people have to understand that she was just a host. She wasn't all the strings I've worked on a lot of reality. Tv shows. I don't know if y'all know this before funhouse I did. I do five years in a reality TV. Those onset producers are monsters every yeah maybe had a say in some stuff but the absurd like forcing people to do stuff. I mean if you look at it. There's that one we're that curl. Her friend died and then the next day or like she mentioned that her friend who died and then the next day they went to a graveyard and had them do shoots in open. Superfood tire wasn't even there. So Oh wow. That was a producer in the interview. Going Oh really. You had a friend who died. How can I capitalize on this for the show? So I think that they always assume that they're complicit and I guess in some ways hosts of reality shows are complicit but also other times the small piece of the Pie that you participate in doesn't allow you to see the full picture so I guess Justice googling diners show to him in his flames Lamborghini I will say we have a friend who works for Guy Fieri. I'm not going to say in what capacity said. Don't want to out him but he's only said positive things about guy. Yeah that guy actually is pretty invested in the skin of his people in Tehran and like genuinely does want to paint these diners. Stevens dives into the best possible way dildos and nice ever else might be in the back of that pickup. We don't know Barbara here today. We're here because we're talking about. I have a few stories and then I just wanted to talk about you. Guys on a personal level once we get through that So so in Listener. Stick around for that the first step a story that. I came across on Sunday Pertains to football soccer he will for the layman. Fcc Soccer it's football international and the way that we're discussing it Okay FC soul. Who is a a K League Korean club? They had to apologize on facebook and instagram. After posing sex dolls in their stadiums as fan so as sporting events returned to stadiums and arenas clubs and leagues or facing a common problem problem which is. How do you account for all these empty seats that you see on broadcasts and basically FC soul had a company named dot Com reach out to them and they said we can help you fill the empty seats with some of our mannequins? This company DOT COM but one of DOT COM suppliers is a sex toy company which they didn't mention to FC soul so when they were like Oh we have all these mannequins we can give you. They're really like sex dolls. Negra could you give us some of the image or the actual sex dolls like they have holes in them or is it the same the same manufacturing facility that also? This doesn't do anything. There's like one sex doll every five to ten seats. This doesn't look full thirty dolls. Twenty eight female to male in the thousand arena. That sounds about right Well the thing is sorry John where you say. Well I was just going to say it might be a little crass but from what I've heard I don't own a sex doll. You can't prove it but I know that there are removable parts. So it's possible. They just provided the arms legs and heads like so. That's what I'm they have a manufacturing process for Dole's and then there's the second part of the process where they put parts in it and they just didn't put the parts in it so I just because they jiggled a little bit. You can't fault them for that. You want to see the jiggle when the cheering. Yeah I I don't think they should have had to apologize. I know we're not no one's asking us our opinion but I don't think they should have apologized. I think this is a bigger problem. Is that the concern about these? Empty stadiums like if that offensive enjoyment of something. I mean I didn't get through explaining kind of details of this. You might feel differently once I do. But a lot of these which I also don't understand because a lot of these dolls had a language on them insignias and stuff. They were advertising x-rated websites. Okay so a story cycle. So that was part of the reason they apologize because they were broadcasting. You know with what was this family. Friendly general broadcasting advertise answer websites. But would I don't understand is how no one read any of like like it's not like it's not like we. You know an American team got a bunch of imported Korean. Sex Dolls. Didn't know what any of the lettering on them said. No Yeah I was. Because it was a chain-reaction right so the I saw like Shit. That's that takes you to that website. Where that girl gets banged by a bunch of dudes or whatever and then and then But they don't want to say anything because that's based centrally admitting that they're familiar with said website so it was probably it was probably a guy and then the dolls arrived and they had to sign for it and then there was another woman there he was secretly in love with what but stuff dot com. He's I'm not familiar with any of this and then it just got passed on and every single time it would get to another person who knew what it said but it was emperors emperors new clothes. Apparently you dot com the company that that Gave them these dolls. Their director spoke out and he said they were supposed to take down all those logos and headbands and stuff for the game started. They put it topless. Is that what I think? That if they ha- if people didn't get all up in their butts about this there's there's a great comedic element sense of humor about oneself Phil stands with sex dolls. Agree I mean. What's the difference between filling the stands? Otherwise people have sex with human beings so essentially he just sex dolls. That can move more textiles with emotions. It's not like John. Sex saw did they have or the dolls all just sitting there like frozen or did they have him on little? Gyro arms like cheering. The Knicks is that shows the pictures again so some of them will have A. She'd like hard. Some of them are holding up. Signs cheering fitter favorites. Do those signs say but stuff dot com look at them? They're having a time in their life. They're wearing had a princess peach crown. I also like that. They have protective masks on them. Yeah like since a good message. It does also that there. It is the q that must be that must be a sex website says dot com and stuff dot com. The company that asks GonNa Google it or check it out. I here's the thing. Has It ever bothered you? Has It ever bothered you if you're watching something and the stadium isn't full with people? I feel like if that was a dealbreaker the MLS WNBA wouldn't exist. No one will be able to watch that or they would've forgotten sex dolls in the crowd a long time ago. And I don't like when I'm at a concert in UC mid tier seats that are empty in the people sitting in the the nose bleeds. Mike just let me go come up open. The corral and let the the hogs rundown like timer to Weenie roast and the crystal method was performing their crystal method. Okay and then they and there's A. There's a fence between the lawn. Where just general attendees could go. And then the the amphitheater section of it and then they went climbed the fence and then people started climbing over and then ever on the lawn and then started climbing crowded the amphitheater. 'cause crystal methods crystal is cool. Oh I have a question. If the if like all the mid tier seats are are the chauffeur's actually gonNA check your ticket or can you just go sit in an empty seat if there's like two thousand empty seats and you sit in one of them. Are they going to come up and be like get back to? The nose. Bleeds poor person. Yeah absolutely they will trolling aspect that yeah I bet you I bet you. If you go down you do empty seats I find them totally. GonNa kick your might be comparable to that airline recently. That wouldn't let that. Do Go. Sit in one of the economy plus seats or whatever because they argued that it devalued the seat overall in the long term Their their rationale was well. If you were if you were buying a a Khan Honda Civic. We wouldn't just give you a Ferrari because we have them available Yeah ooh did the sex dolls. Get a discount. Admission to the soccer only to blow jobs per sex expelled again. What I think these sex dolls are really doing is serving as a demonstration to us as to what we should expect in terms of our etiquette when we do return to arenas and public events like this though sex dolls were all sitting socially distance Feed apart no one was inside of anyone okay. I do think it's funny that we're at the point as the site like this is like a reset on everything because we we were constantly figuring out how to cram more and more people into smaller and smaller places to increase margin foul like it feels like I correct me if I'm wrong but it feels like if you went to a stadium to watch a game like twenty five years ago you would have more space between like your knees and everything like that when you did. But now they're like we have to fit eighty five thousand people in the stadium so and then same for planes right like at a plane. You see pictures of people in the seventies holding their Martinez Sitting as they're as they're heading to Hawaii or whatever and now you're all crammed into it but they're just GonNa have to backtrack on all that. Yeah which is interesting because I feel like last year there was that flight convention that was held. Oh Yeah I remember. They were demonstrating the seats. Where you're you're basically standing the whole time though all remember that seems like you packed like sardines and it wasn't even a chair. It was like a little like almost like a bicycle seat. That was long like wider than longer. And you you kind of sat and it here all you and or sit. It was an in-between I'll show you. Can't you're you're this? Yeah and you're strapped in like you're on the joker ride at six four tax. But yeah here's the thing is we've already seen the solution to this and it's fifth element right. You can pack anyone in anywhere as a small space is long as you're able to hit him with some sort of gas that makes impact like that's what happens in. Fifth Element is. If you'RE NOT GONNA go down on one of the stewardesses you're going to climb into your little cube box with some practical stranger. I would love him and then just black out. And then you're gonNA arriving flaws in paradise. I thought about that with really long flights. I don't care you can if you if there was a system of travel where I just went to the terminal and they said now boarding and then and then I went waited in line and then when it was time to go they just basically put a mask or face a brief something in I collapsed into the arms of someone and then they base your like well they just zip me up in the equivalent of a body bag and throw me on like luggage as long as long as I don't wake up before we arrive. I'm perfectly okay. Don't want to go on a plane in say. Oh Yeah Oh. Though go hang out. In Limbo Rumors are swirling that tenant is just as good as inception really Florida's backwards inception is the same for. Is it backwards? Yes it is? It doesn't matter associate yet. Did you guys see the video? Christopher Nolan explaining the plot of Memento using like he had like a chalkboard and he's explaining how he wanted the plot to unfold Because he's like he's like the the the president stuff which is in color is going to go against the black and white stuff which is in the past. He's like in every scene. Should alternate it should alternate like this. He's like so so the plot as opposed to being a line because it's more like this he draws like basically like a you shall long you and he's like so any draws a bunch of lines on it and he goes so the progression would be we go seen here and then a scene here and the scene here and seen here so that way both of those events climax at the same time he's started movies here and then the other movie is because we want the climax it'd be the tip and then you want a time it's that way there's just a little bit a resolution on the end right there so that that's when things matchup is like then we also have flashbacks within those flashbacks. Which will exist here. He's like basically drawing visualizing how to do it and it's cool because it's like you know you like Cinecitta can see color and sound and soft. He can see story. He's he like. It does seem like he can see story or visualize story and it's not mind blowing but like to take that and go like what is what is a traditional story. How can I visualize it in different ways? Yeah he's effectively taking that same. You know arc you would have drawn when you you're a kid and you're learning about story and climax and deem on all that and he's just like taking it to the next level on steroids. Yeah it's it's also you think about it. Takes must have so much more production than traditional movie because a lot of time with movies they'll shoot everything and then they'll rearrange the scenes because it's like. Oh this conversation isn't specifically connected to the time line. They can have this emotional moment or this ark in different places. They cut stuff moving around whereas with this. It's like He. He probably in terms of editing. It probably was very similar to like the storyboards in the script and stuff like order and everything locked in then that creates problems because stuff that he could have resolved with editing. If it felt like it was dragging or he couldn't probably have done he would have been weakest. And so you guys think that the sex doll company was in the wrong or FC soul though no sex doll company was doing doing solid. I think I think what was wrong. And Society's reaction to inanimate objects that we can have sex with that's well that's what's wrong people. It's it's the people that that's just my opinion. What are you guys thing? I think sex dolls or great. Everyone should have one. I've never used one can't prove if but if we if we got a sex all sponsorship John and we needed a personal. Endorsement is ace. We needed a personal endorsement. Mean business when James said that John's face lit up Christmas. You know all of this company I appreciate that you work late tonight Sorry I got things to do. He's got A. I got a six stole to order. Well I think everyone was wrong. Okay I dot Com. Knew that they were like they were like well. We know that they're sex. We know they were like just. Don't mention the also. We we put the onus on them stay on all the insignia headbands and in Lagos and stuff but then se soul like they should have realized they sex halls when they got twenty eight female to male. They knew what the demo they were. They weren't recreating the demo of standard. Fc Soul Game. That's for sure. And they all had unhinged jaws using when they got to the bottom of that. I have another very salacious story for us to talk about but I mar sponsor express. 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Is Your brain overheating in your body giving itself like a blast of oxygen to cool down so it's probably that you're so jazzed to be on the show in your brains firing times. It's got a cool down hope. My brain isn't working too hard to do this. That'd be very disappointed in myself for the road out of their nice. Why don't they just? They just made sex dolls. That just looked like regular. We're not on the sex dog lip they don't need to look like trawl ups. Next story is about club Penguin Online. Now you may remember Club Penguin. It got shut down in two thousand seventeen. It reached its peak with two hundred million users Zeke. This was the unofficial Fan Server. That carried the torch for this this multiplayer casual game. It got shut down. Friday surprise surprise. Walt Disney Company issued a takedown because they had noticed some dicey activity with this this network real quick. What is Club Penguin? It's like it's kind of a half. Social Platform have many games and shit right. Isn't it like neo pets? I didn't even know if were many games. It was basically I think it was based in flash and kind of had its boom back during the flash days where you can log in with a penguin and you just walk around this cartoon world interact with people and it was good kid oriented so it was like it was like a visual Chat Room. Like maybe many games got remember. I think I only went there once in my high school. Like this is fucking too. I remember one of my friends. She when we were in high school her her parents had another kid so she was like sixteen years older than this kid. When we were in college or not college I guess it would have been. It's just after college. I ever going to her place in her brother was like playing club. Club penguin me was like way into it because he was a little guy the Tundra and she was like. Yeah this fucking thing. It's all the kids are doing whatever busy all right. It's like a generation after US. Yes clipping online was the successor and it amassed eight million users over two years because people were looking to fill. This club penguin void but recently it surged with another one million users because of corona virus up. Liz Ation social distancing. Yeah absolutely and that might have tipped off Walt Disney like I wonder I wonder if Corona virus the company. I wonder if krona virus if it hadn't had happened and people were still distracted in the surge hadn't happened if if it would've been on Disney's radar but the BBC also investigated club Penguin recently because they found that it was exposing children and Teens to explicit sexual racist messages. Oh okay so Disney stepped in and they said but child. Safety is a priority of theirs and they're appalled by the activity and they're shutting it down. Some of the things that were happening on the platform were not great You know there weren't any any. Yeah any of the The maintenance of the site happened through volunteers. Basically yeah yeah and so the BBC found that people were using a racist antisemitic homophobic language raising bigoted language. The filters weren't working offensive language. In one instance. A user decorated their igloo to spill at the igloo spell at the N. Word course which is what happens. Yeah that's an abusive when you allow human beings to hide behind the guys for Penguin Penguin avatars engaging an e sics What is senator sex mean though? Is that like? Sometimes they hear that and I think like you know when you take two toys like it would have to be right is like my Penguin Avatar. Walks up to yours like like we're crouching in it's laughing and stuff that's the kind of thing that a lame o non club penguin person could never understand having alive. I have a question please because I didn't read this article but I did hear about a month ago about this club thing went online and I remember reading that there were separate servers one. That was child friendly in one that was unfiltered and so I'm curious if there was one that was marked basically eighteen enough. I'm curious if all this stuff that was occurring if it was only in the adult server the uncensored one or if it was also happening in the supposed chyau builder starkly club Penguin when it back when it was being run by Disney. Was you know their speed runs of? How fast can I get in from England? That's an actual thing. It's it's the this funeral starts with creating your account logging in typing an offensive word and you immediately get banned So I'm I'm curious. You know this the thing that's because they're you know there's porn sites that have you know they have the age. That's are you eighteen and over and you have to click it to enter it I'm curious if it was a similar situation with club penguin where I mean still. It's a oriented towards children in like adults were using it. But it's it's funny though because this kid your friend's brother that used it would be how old now. China think maybe racist he probably had came out and yeah so yeah so in some ways you can't. You can't imagine that club penguin or anything like club penguin will exist. In a bubble time is going to keep on Movin and those kids. That used to go in there and just play fun. Games probably simulate sex with their friends are now doing it again. After decades later you know so only more graphically I mean also back when club. Penguin was the thing you still had. Edge Lords trying to get in there and circumvent the rules Same thing happened with how hotel The Internet historian has a great little Short documentary Talking about the history of the like chain invasion of have a hotel hotel. What is that it was? It was similar to club penguin except it was human avatars and like you could go to like you know nightclubs and stuff but it was all it was an isometric one. The only thing I specifically remember from it was you could have different. Skin colors and hairstyles and so for China's doing list. They were all choosing dark brown skin in Afros and then all congregating together in like you know making swastikas in by all standing in the shape. And then I think the it culminated in them like surrounding the pool so that no one could get to the pool. Because you can't crossover someone else's Avatar so they're basically like twenty four seven blocking off the pool. Imagine if these people did something productive like that's like the coordination the coordination and the effort and like the diligence and. I'm sure some people were like. I'm not an am actively choosing to not do something else what I'm GonNa do. Is this thing tonight and in organize it and do all this stuff and then to waste all of that also like I think comedic -ly because I'm someone who values comedy as an attribute. It's like imagine if you were funny. Like is I know for most of them. They are insensitive ignorant. But they're mostly trying to be funny more than they're trying to be. They think this is shockingly funny more than they're trying to probably hurt someone and I go man. Imagine if you devoted herself to figuring out what actual funny things were what you could. Yeah sixth sense of humor might think that they're funny. What I what I think is crazy is that you know. Even though they are doing these insensitive terrible things. It is also many times An incredible example of humankind using the Internet to its fullest potential like there's this study that mit or Harvard it might have been mit. Where all over the United States? They released like twenty red balloons and then they just told people you know work with each other. How quickly can you all these red balloons? And they thought it was going to take a month. People had found him all in like a day because everyone on the Internet connected and found them. And that's the thing that fortune did where when Shyla buff was doing his like stand together the the livestream they basically were like. They started trolling him. And they repeatedly kept moving the location and then at one point it all it was was just a shot of a flag on a pole and they used like the sun and like a property that they owned and all this different stuff to find it and then they took it down and then the next thing they did was it was just a flag on a wall inside of an apartment and they found that too. And it's like it. What it is trolling and it is kind of Shitty. What they did but still it's like humankind like that's what makes humans strongest rather than one human a collection a community coming together to work together to to accomplish a task. This is this. Is that but for random trolling bullshit. It's it's really interesting. I think there's other examples that are maybe air toward the negative. 'cause there's stuff that. I really like those. The collective twitch plays pokemon think is like a good a good example of the collective mind. Doing something creative and productive. There's the vote that got pit bull sent to the Walmart. Alaska more negative trolling example. I don't know if you either of you might be Both of you are familiar with the robot. The Canada robot that got sent across the country. That was such a bummer. Yes such power win across Canada. This robot I forget I forget his name but he got an a he he would stock stop by strangers and kind of rely on strangers to help him along and keep him going on his journey then he went to America and immediately got trash and fucked up. It was like four months. This robot was hitchhiking across Canada because people are just picking it up driving somewhere trump and yeah. I think its second or third day the United States like in an alleyway beaten up and like minded. And that's that's depressing. I haven't it's a good reflection of different kind of societies. I don't think America no and thing is I don't think America is bad. I don't think Canada's a perfect but sometimes it's more of a question of what you what you think you can get away with in. Canada may have just more of a the vibe in Canada is not that it's people are nicer. People are better. It's more that will you know? There's probably some accountability probably going to do so. We should help them well. I think that people thought that we were in trouble. That robot would help us. It's socialized healthcare. Exactly you know. You Orleans together. I have a bit of a conspiracy question. Ask both of you regarding. I did nicotrol the graphic and it's just the sex dolls Sam again so my question is Disney launch. Take down from pure more moral standpoint and they are very protective of their Ip. They don't want anything untoward with their ip but their position was we do not authorize this website. It's illegal easing the brand and characters and it's engaging in criminal activity abort behavior however could Disney have seen the surge in popularity during coronavirus and said we don't want someone else profiting off of our Ip our platform. We should be pushing our own social platform. During this I mean I would say both probably like the increase in it is probably what led them to notice but what they noticed was something that was shocking and of horrid and against their brand guidelines so you know the tune I it. I just have a hard time imagining that. They're like sorry. We're taking this away so we can relaunch ourselves the something like it seems like the stink of what club. Penguin is stunk James. I'M GONNA have to disagree. I think one hundred percent conspiracy shocking. Here's the thing Disneyland is closed everywhere is closed in. Although they are set to reopen. I think that a lot of companies you know most of the world maybe has been hit with this realization. You know our young culture. We've been saying all time Internet's cool. That's I say to open the windows. Let I think a lot of companies might be in. This is a this is a term I learned from when I was up in Silicon Valley. Pivoting I'm sorry to interrupt you. You didn't know the were. Were pivoting until you might never heard it used in a business since I see. I see yeah until I became an entrepreneur. You're myself for New Year. Pardon me go on like in all seriousness. I mean I'm I think that a lot of businesses are looking for ways that you know they can provide they can still make a profit or provide different business solutions without having a brick and mortar. You know like yeah. They're embracing the situation and understanding that even though it is going to go away it is something that could happen but the club penguin is going to be that thing. Maybe James What I do with club Penguin show or they are. I remember there being like video games. It's just a website. There were there. Were like Diaz Games shit right but I think those came after yeah website like an online phenomenon place. Disney bought it Disney. Bought the website's like by neo pets. Okay they both bought. It did nothing with it and let it die got perfect. That's what I like. Yeah I guess there were like books like Donald saying like all the other shoulder steph spawned off from it. Got It okay. I mean it probably was just a rain flash game that someone made. They're like I want to try doing like networking and having multiplayer in flash and that was this was like it was a minimum viable product of doing. 'cause you can't do anything club benefit back. When I was there all you could do was walk around and talk to you. That's I went in and I was like fuck this word and then interesting. Well Club penguin part two. I wonder when we'll see club penguin again. And maybe maybe it'll be making return. Maybe they'll bring back toontown online. We can only have. You'll have land Moran town online now. Disney you talk about it. I've heard you talk about. It is two thousand three Disney made a ammo to compete with world of warcraft craft. It failed really. I don't at all. I my whole thing was I tried. City of Heroes. Like this looks fun. Bought it in tried to install it on my laptop and none of the Like it was playable but with none of the graphics so you can see like your shoulders and then your boots and everything else was invisible and I said all right. Well I'M NOT GONNA pay per by the month to do this so then I'd uninstalled it. And then that was the extent of all of my m o experience in Cam out and then I did downloaded playstation home and I went ended playstation home adventures with my friend. Kevin where he would. Because you could go. You could change your settings anytime any go into settings we go somewhere any changes settings to female. Oh Yeah IRA and then we go walk into the courtyard. Then he'd get surrounded with a bunch of going. Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello. And then and then he would he would turn his mic on and then sweat while also switching his gender back to mail and be like what's up guys and then and then you just see. The crowd dispersed trying to keep doing that to see how big of a crowd dropping fate religion but we got bored of that after about forty five minutes and then I never did anything else like bad station home. It was just like a social justice. Essentially Club Penguin so what you're describing essentially go interact with shit the talk to people. The only cool thing about it was they would have basically like Pop ups right. So you know Uncharted it's coming out. And then you could go to a point in the world and there'd be a special room that has like jungle themes and you could walk over to a wall and watch it demo of uncharted and stuff. So it was their hubs. Hello Nathan Lane Nathan Lane has spent sixty hours even drink. He didn't mean was there. It's great because you said Nathan Lane but then my brain immediately went Nathan fillion and I thought okay. He's just making a joke. Because but lazing lane. I don't WanNa be tied to the more like John. Mullany find this girl. I don't. I can't do impressions like you. Elise a Nathan gold digging. We got her cat. Who was that supposed to be Shimon? Yeah what's he learned boom. Oh Yeah I clear this Iran after every man. I'm thinking Nathan Fillion Again Lane. Birdcage me about about more late Nathan Lane News. What's he up to your right now. Actually I did read some Nathan Lane stuff recently. Because he was talking about when he kind of got outed. We roll the graphic for your segment called. Stay in your lane Rolla again. It's just the dolls He got out and and it was really hard for him but then everyone in Hollywood was like. 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That's box of awesome dot com code dude for twenty percent off your first box. Thank you bespoke post. Wow He is looking good just saying what is he was and I think that maybe his spoke box of awesome has something to do with when you're excited about what you're gonna get every single month. Meaning Yeah thank you Adam for your anecdote. You're cool words. You're and your shoulders physical. That's speaking of shoulders John. You're shown Alana shoulder today. I am I got. My shirt came in the mail. Who Good Shirt. That's a good sheriff. I love super soft. Love these who will how St James James Bond Zach Aner Some stuff because he's gainers mom because he message and he was like what I think. What did he ask like? What size his mom when he he's like? I WANNA get some Hula. How steph from my mom and we were like no. Your money's no good here no has he hasn't been working with the quarantine stuff doesn't calls anymore. I don't know if he ever called her restrict. I wanted to introduce a little bit of a new Seguin. Sag went to the show and it's called Corn Talk. I don't have a fancy graphic for Nichols. Show the blow up Dolphin Stadium again. That'd be thank you imporant talk because it's hard right now to avoid talking about corona virus devoid talking about quarantine. Work from home is just such a part of life now. I don't want it to be the tire. Focus of the podcast but I thought if we approached it in a positive way or an interesting way we could still just talk about. Our lives are like now so I wanted to ask you guys something that may be. You've learned about yourself while in quarantine and I'll preface this by telling you I saw a an. I read an article recently. That really didn't very APP job of sort of summarizing how. I've been feeling lately in a way that I couldn't pinpoint which was that. We're experiencing wave of nostalgia right now. And maybe you guys haven't been experiencing this but it's been big for me the so night for life and going outside well not even for life going outside but for for maybe childhood or adolescence. I have felt to sort of started like we were on a weird twisted summer vacation summer holiday because not going to work staying home a lot but still going to work really working ally actually but it this feeling of like. I'm on summer vacation. You know the feeling of like the normalcy of the school year has ended now. That's how I kind of feel since we've been in quarantine where I'm like. Oh in coincided with summer with the warm weather coming and then I read an article saying that the big this time that we're spending alone is inspiring in facilitating a lot of self reflection. Because that's kind of what people only have to right now is to look inward ray. So people are are developing a lot of Nostalgia. They're looking for things. That are comforting them. I was talking with one of my friends about this. And she said I haven't been watching anything new me and my boyfriend have only been going back and rea watching all the shows that we know and love because we're looking for that comfort in Souljah and for me. I just feel like I'm doing a lot of self reflection to. I'm too weird stuff like I bought a color of nail the the kind of like the color of Nail Polish. That my girlfriends and I would all one summer. We all wore this colour of nail Polish. It was like the color we were all. I bought it and was wearing again again. My toenails and I like texted will one of my friends and I was like I got that Nail Polish color. I'm aware like I don't know so. Has this kind of struck either of you. The self reflective feeling couldn't up getting anything that John I am Historically very introspective do a lot of Thinking but also something I've talked about before I Often Times Hermitage I Most my early twenties was freelance working from home. So this is something that I'm very familiar with and I feel like it didn't strike me as hard as a lot of other people because it's something that I had experienced before In kind of like gravitate towards a you know I don't I don't go out a lot By choice I have a lot of invitations to parties. Yeah Yeah I am too. I've seen wastebasket. Yeah ty scarred. Invitations but I've definitely It definitely was hard in the beginning. just not having that cushion Of Interactions People in breaking it up and like like you said at least I kind of had to find a like things to do to You know break it up I did I mean I. I don't want to talk about it a lot but I did mention that I started taking Lemay tall some mood stabilisers. 'cause having I I've found. I'm I was undiagnosed bipolar for thirty two years. But something that's come from that is I've actually been able to focus on some something for more than like thirty minutes and something. I've been wanting do for a long time and I would do here and there but would never be able to stick with it is just making prototypes in game development. And that's something this weekend I spent like two and a half days straight working on it. Which is like Something I've never for a longtime who never really been able to do is stick with a project And so my plan now is basically most weekends. I'm just kind of like try. Think of a little prototype in kind of slap together you nothing too grandiose. But it's awesome and yeah a tweet calling on people you said. Hey who wants to do a game with me in for years and listeners? If you've never heard of what a game. Jam is where people get together for like twenty four forty eight hours and just crush out a game. Nice bright responded. I said Dude. Stop some tweeting me destroyer. Well that's basically what happened this weekend was I've often done Which is my scope was too large these Games James. You're supposed to make a very small simple game and I basically came up with like a like a full platformer and so like I got all the movement down over the course of a day and then I started working on like asset design and level design. And I was just like this. I can't complete this within the timeframe so I definitely think yeah Elise James. Anybody if y'all ever wanted just jam out. I don't know how I would contribute any way but I'm totally happy to help. And be supportive of you of you doing it. In any way that you think is useful ideation is an important part of the process before before. We joined funhouse lease. Dan and I were making a board game card game. Oh really I'm tabletop. Game I guess. Yeah. Set that at some point we need to get back into the problem is it's like it would be the kind of thing where it's like. Oh now is the perfect time except we still can't interact with Dan. So who do you make in tabletop simulator? Probably I mean. That'd probably be a better way to prototype it because then you don't have to do all the printing game developer. We'd need a game developer by someone with sleeves dependable stuff brainstorming stuff brainstorming ideas but then actually sticking with it long figure out the bits and pieces and how do you build. The central nervous system of this kind of thing is like a lot of fun I think in. Sorry go starring. No no go ahead please always gonNA say That's something I learned It took me a long time to learn Is that just because you have good ideas? It does not fuck in matter to anyone. No one cares because like everyone got one ear. Someone can sit there and riot. Good ideas. It's actually executing on delivering and that was something. I never understood for a long time. I would just sit there and lack I. This is this master document full of like this universe that I was building and like they're so much time line and like all this stuff thought out but like I never did anything with it Maybe I should now I think so. And if they're stuff that's the fun funhouse worthy or not funhouse worthy and you want some help. Let me know I love. I think they're to me. There's nothing worse in the creative world than a good idea that doesn't see it's follow through and it's expense acution Because I it's just it's just situation. It's like wasted potential And I think that there are a lot of people that that have bad ideas but they have the perseverance to see those nineteen through and then like a lot of time. I'm like man. I wish that I just had like half of their their determination I think like for me. I'm I'm really good and I think a professional environment of of closing on stuff because I feel the but then in my personal creative life. I'm like I wish I was a little bit more but I do think that for me. This quarantine has been an introspective experience. In that I've thought about a lot of things in my life that I want to be certain ways especially after we're through this and I probably wouldn't have taken the time my mind. Our minds are usually distracted by hundred other things. Yes but a lot of those things have been removed. Day-to-day lives so. Then what are you? What is your brain go? It goes toward yourself and other thing in that article that I thought was really interesting when they talked about. You know you might feel like you're back in high school or experiencing some kind of nostalgic time in your life was because we're affect effectively limited in the things that we can do in places we can go much like we would have been when we were you know. Fourteen years old and parents controlled where? We're going or age dictated where we were going or you know and it's like final fantasy severance pay seven again. Everyone's playing animal crossing again. It's like all this stuff. I have some more quarantine some some quarantine question current question fix topic. I just wanted to say one thing Which is everyone out there. Try to act on your ideas. Yeah the in that in that from your earlier cuisine. That is one thing that I've kind of tried to start doing like I think you guys that Song I made. I woke up from a dream with a song in my head and instead of just going back to sleep like like I'm GonNa take an hour and a half and actually make this and then go back to sleep. So that's what I did. It does kind of suck and I I know we can get onto this but it does kind of suck because for me. There were certain things certain decisions that I was making for myself in my life and twenty twenty which were like kind of like John was saying. I'm okay being at home. I okay. I'm a Torres I'm a homebody too. I like socializing. I really like socializing with people. I'm not as proactive as I should be about the socializations but going out and being surrounded by people doesn't really fulfil anyway. I'd much rather like chat with John. Undescored dealing with I've been playing civilization with Joel but regardless I was trying to be more proactive in twenty twenty about reaching out instigating those interactions when there's like nothing happening like it's one thing for John Tonight. Pass each other in the kitchen like you wanted to someone do some and then it happens. Organically another thing for me to look at my context. See John Press. John sent him a message. That says hey do you WanNa do something. That's that's yeah but I was trying to and it sucks because literally the weekend when they said that. You shouldn't be going out. John and I were going to get together music. We're going to start making music at a super excited about. We still can we so we still should and I actually have. I've been researching ways for me to do that because I basically just play everything. I play everything on Guitar. Acoustic or just without an amp but like Like researching ways to get that going. But I would like to continue going down that road so The quarantine has left me even more now. There's a double layer of responsibility for my own. I think social media definitely get appreciation for people when you can't see them. You don't want to hug somebody touch. Well he will. He will really not give you a hug. I haven't asked you shouldn't have that only be right back well. John is getting a hug from Connor. We're GONNA hear a word from me about how you can start taking care of yourself right now. You know on an emotional level so take it away me. Hey everybody's so with everything that's going on in the world right now. It's more important than ever to care for one another whether it's a friend you see every day or family. You don't get to see enough. We can all feel pretty isolated and overwhelmed during this current crisis. So be sure to check up on your friends checking on your loved ones but also check up on yourself because that's the most important place to start. Give a call to someone you love reach out. Offer your support to someone else. Who might really need it in. You can get their support in return. We want to remind you funhouse house that if you need support you can reach out to Nami the nation's largest grassroots mental health organization to get support for yourself and learn how to support others too. Which is really important right now. You can visit Nami dot org or call one eight hundred nine five zero. Nami that six two six four because you're not alone. At least I was beautiful. Thank you thank you thank. You is no For helping us to during this difficult time with your your advice so it sounds like you got you talked a little bit John about like kind of like hobbies and stuff that you're picking up. My next question was like do you guys feel like during this time of reflection of isolation that you're taking on new hobbies or starting to develop any new skills. Yeah that's what I'm trying to desperately. I'm really trying to come out of this. Having developed new skills for me. It doesn't seem like a big shift but expert. The exercise that I have been doing is a different skill like I do yoga three times a week. Now and I'm definitely like as opposed to just being. I'm doing some yoga today. It is like a progression which we switch to be big yoga person. Well you still are dog. I'll I'll talk about it when I get to me but I've now like I want to get a pathway to improving at Yoga and treating it like one of my forms of exercise as opposed to just a you know a rest day. Cooldown stretch kind of in addition to thing it is now It's like if you look at me like Oh it's just exercise for exercise but the exercise is that I'm doing have different goals than they were before I think might be a new skill when I come out of it and so there's definitely that and then I also this is weeks ago but I was like well here I am. I've noticed that when you don't have to commute somewhere to an office and you kind of do your own personal time management. There's ways to pick up minutes here and there and so I was like well. Here's what I'M GONNA hope. Hopefully use these minutes and then I signed up for you. Demi the race the teaching staff right and so I basically just went through and it was like ninety percent off or whatever so you could get these full courses for like ten dollars and they just went there as drawing Speed reading a bunch of these different things that I haven't like I don't know when I'll get to them but I'm like I do want to come out of this and see if they can come with some skills that I've never really developed music theory so maybe started in these guys where it's at I ha I have. I have started a couple of them but it's it is still require. It requires your own effort and there's homework and stuff and we're also still busy so sometimes those minutes. Don't add up to the time that you need to watch lecture. Kenya impart with to us. A piece of knowledge that you have learned from one of these simple fact sure. Yeah I fit. The big thing is that I'm learning that the way most of us learn how to read is wrong. He saying I know me for those because one of the things that I'm trying to build a skill in his speed reading and comprehension and guess what the real what the right way to read is. I don't have the full right answer but yes sure go you look at the first letter and try to guess what the word is No not really the number one thing is you shouldn't read with a voice in your head. This this mostly for informational texts and less about fiction is fiction. You can relish and enjoy. But if you're trying to get gather as much information as possible. Reading the words with the voice in your head is only going to slow you down and try and it's kind about Tricking your brain into turning paragraphs into photos pictures that contain a whole host of information as opposed to memorizing the words. That you see crazy and you're talking about this because I actually just saw it was a it was a random tiktok and the I talked about go to my youtube and I didn't but he interviewed someone could have you heard that there are people that actually don't hear a voice inside their head and they can hear voice inside their head yet. The interviewed he intervened. They don't have an inner monologue. Yeah they don't have an inner monologue and he the for the one thing asked in the tiktok lengthy asked was. How do you read? And she basically describe what you just said where she sees the words like in her head and she can actually see You know it broken up in the different subjects and so yeah when she's reading a paragraph like break it apart and see it in its different parts and stuff it was like holy fuck. I want that skill as I don't think I typically like in my mind You know read out here like here words I but I also really guilty of speed reading to my own detriment where I think. I skip pieces of information. I am just like doing a snap so you did the test you. I gave you the test that I keep me attest a spiriting test but I hadn't slept in like properly no four or five days and as soon as you started a baby started crying baby cry joys and Pike Like Jackhammer. Joke joke thing but bay. Yeah so one of the what. We can literally stop after this but One of the interesting experiments that I did in the very very early phases of this course so there's way more information to be gleaned from it is you're showing a picture for two seconds and then you're asked to try and remember as many things about the picture that you you can about it And then you're also tasked with writing as much as you can about that picture and so this photograph that they show for like two seconds you could bright like I mean probably two paragraphs about maybe what's in that picture. The relationships of potential relationships with people in the picture what they're wearing and everything like that I can. I still know the exact picture in my head. It's like imbedded. Can we see that picture picture picture? I think we saw earlier. So it sounds like you're playing brain age kind of yeah it's it is. It is similar to that. But then it's basically pointing out the difference in how the brain works. Try and memorize trying. If you're trying to remember speech and you picture it as a block of text with squiggly little lines and words all over it. You're that's there's no way the brain is too much to overload it but if you can turn that paragraph of text into a photograph and that's all you have to remember. Is that visualization? It's going to be way easier for the brain to kind of anyway. That's just one of many things that I'm hoping to pick up when this is done. A bunch of other personal projects that I'll probably never get around to Johnny Elise I have some stuff that I was working on prior to quarantine like writing stuff that I'm still plugging away at that hasn't really changed My personal introspection has I think ignited more of a fire me where I'm like. I need to be more like dedicated to this than I. Typically am Something that like I. I started doing prior to this. Yoga was kind of my big thing that I would do to stay fit De La Yoga Dog. I have on the back of my sweatpants. Everyone everyone goes stop hug and I know that because I was wearing a trenchcoat the time but I know that they somehow two and a half weeks ago I was just like you know maybe I should start running like maybe not my thing like I'm always running from my problem wound. I run from the exercise So I was like okay. That's GonNa be it all and I think about in terms of like James is saying your commute when you think man even if I go out there and I run for like fifteen minutes. That would have just been my drive to work. You know. It's a no harm no foul Oh my God no harm no foul situation and it. I think it's been tough because the very front of this quarantine is tough for us to get into a rhythm with work from home in transitioning or setups and dealing with all that so we were working longer hours. We're working a Lotta weekends. But now I feel like in a pretty good spot Pick up those minutes John Anything else. In addition to to the game development will I had a bit of a realization Which is that like throughout my life. I there were years where I would sell off all my video games and then I wouldn't have any more and I and then I'd buy me getting a Y. Rees-mogg oh why did I do that? And it was partially shortsightedness and your responsibility and a lack of funds but also like since I started getting back into these hobbies the whole reason I wanna make gains is 'cause I originally wanted to be an animator and I have like experience you know drawing characters in animating them. I love making music and a lot of the music I make kind of sounds like it fits in a video game and then I love programming. Because it's you're basically building your own puzzle to solve So video games are like an amalgam of all of my favorite skills and hobbies But a while back I will. I went through like kind of dark period and I stopped doing all that stuff and so I've been trying to get back into it and I realize that the more I do that the less I play video games and I think maybe those times where I wasn't playing video games and I saw them all off. It was because I wasn't using them because I was. I would spend most of my free time. You know making beats or You know drying and doing different creative projects. So it's almost a thing where even though we're just at home and all we're doing we're at home. I've actually been playing video games than I normally would because I've actually been spending my time elsewhere on these hobbies that's cool. Yeah but I miss video games. I know I did think like these little. Silver linings are nice. Though I I noticed that reminds because like I played guitar like for years and years and studied it in in college. I took a guitar class and studied it and it was part of my curriculum and stuff and then I had to move to l. a. and I was like well. I can't take my amp with me again packet with me so I'll just I'll send it later and then moved to L. A. Had No money to buy a new amp or send it later and also now had with living in a place that had three roommates. It's like where am I supposed to go and play this guitar like when I was in college? You go somewhere else on campus. You could find a quiet spot you could do in Quad I did did go off into the quad We're here. We're not disturbing people but when you're when you're living with people and you so so. I didn't do it and then around this time is kind of when guitar hero came out in Iowa. I started playing. It was hooked on it and I was like I love this game and it was because it was filling that void but then I got so into Guitar Hero Guitar Hero to and then eventually rock band that if it complete like you're saying it filled the void of the creative effort of improving as a tar. Now I could just are already reached mastery level of rock band and I just enjoy that and just coast on those endorphins or whatever for as long as possible. Listen if we could set it up somewhere today. I would play rock band all the time but I think it would have more control in perspective on. Why liked their bad behaviors? That with the Rock Band Guitar Hero. You picked up that now. You have to kind of abandoned or relearn. Oh I mean I know is obviously not one to one but just I was going to say something about that. Which is a lot of people Chris? I feel like when it first came along if you a lot of people criticize insanely Jacuzzi. Play Rock Band and Guitar Hero. You're not it's not. You're not learning at Har but I would beg to differ. You are learning certain skills that are required. 'cause I knew this guy left and right for nation yeah senior. High School picked up a guitar and was just a savant where he would tune it to like an open tuning inches jam out and could do all this crazy stuff and I was like dude and he was one of my good friends. It was like we gotTa Start Making Music together because I'd been like recording and making song like making drums and reason and then recording are over that and so We like made this. We came up with a song and then went to record it and he could not keep with the rhythm he could do all this crazy stuff but he had zero rhythm and I ended up like I was like okay. Thanks and I had to go back and re recorded all my cell because it just wasn't on Tempo. And so you know even though you're not learning Like finger placements in music theory ear cords and everything like that works. You are definitely learning rhythm which is a very important part of music. Yeah I think I think we don't have to talk about rock band but I do think that there's habits that you can practice in rock band or guitar here. I always felt like the the note charts in rock band by Harmonica. Were better than the note charts that came from never soft afterwards seemed like in rotten guitar hero. Three it was just whatever elaborate shapes they could make or whatever rock band. It was like all right. I see what you're you're trying to make it look like it was barring this cord power chords and then you have the seventh your pinkie so like it felt reasonable but I think there's a lot of stuff like you know playing in time left and right hand and then also there are a lot of Rochman players who would only play down strums and they would find themselves really limited but if you train yourself to play down up strums than you could play twice as fast basically I tell you. I don't know how to play guitar. I played clarinet for years and I bring that into my peach harvest performances. Clearly but I I am pseudo ambidextrous. Not In that. I write with both hands but my body doesn't sometimes swinging left-handed everything you know and and if I was going to a lot of most Muppet performers. They have their right hand their dominant hand. You'll see all all muppets or left handed because they have the dominant right hand up in the puppet working the mouth and then they have their left hand controlling the arm. I The opposite so like my think my comfortable feeling would be put this my left hand up into the public. Now you'll notice that with eagle the puppet. It's my left hand in it so with. I don't know what the right way to hold. Like my my. You know if I saw you holding a guitar go okay. That's the right way to hold it but if you me guitar instead hold this the right way. Is it this way? Is it this way? I don't know I don't even know that much because my body's confused so like to me. The natural way to be totally guitar would be to this side but is that correct like Strom with my fingers guitar so like I was going to hold it. Naturally I'd feel like I'd WanNa hold it like this. Is that correct? That's right handed. Okay yeah if I if I wanted to I could this way and be comfortable with no strings upset because I remember we played Ukulele. Wants in like Middle School and my teacher every time would be like flip around flip it around because I would pick it up and I like that. Okay Oh never mind or as you say I saw. I don't remember just on like our slash videos or foods on one of the random To you but a video post I think it was yesterday where it was this older old lady who had taught herself Qatar when she was a teenager back in like the twenties and then became like a made or something in abandoned it and then in her sixties. Her employer learned that she had taught herself guitar. And he I guess he was like a music producer. Something and so. They recorded it. And then she became like this like folk like icon. But she hasn't left handed but she taught herself to play guitar upside down because she had you know been taught traditionally she just herself so I I think you're honest as they like Jimi Hendrix. Wasn't John Lennon A or Paul. Paul McCartney is left handed but he plays the guitar he plays a left handed. Guitar Jimi Hendrix. He fought at tar from Madrid from a thrift shop. Thrift store play. I'M GONNA LEARN GUITAR. So like all of his bass strings are on the bottom like he basically to re figure out a new way to do everything that's cool. I'm glad that everybody's kind of in a better place in finding these little silver linings right now since really important If you at home are having trouble finding silver linings. Let funhouse help you because we're trying. We're still trying to make great content. That's going GonNa be a distraction respite to some of the shooting On we got kind of Fun House Week. Coming Up may twenty fifth thirty first where we're doing a bunch of labs with kind of funny. We Got John Smith on recorder. I wait how does it go? No it might be noise canceled a little bit. It's a little bit noise canceled out. Do Damage the title theme song to Final Fantasy. Tactics recognized immediately. But Yeah we've got coming up really awesome t shirt. It's going on sale Monday. The twenty fifth for that. I'm really excited to get it dot the Hula House tank. Okay it's different shirt but another cool shirt super exciting and any other stuff coming channel that you guys are to are trying a new series. That's right we are trying new series. Yeah Coop Adventures Premiers on the twenty fifth. Which will be coming out. That will be kicking off. I think kind of funny week rights Which is just basically adamantly exploring magical modding world's starts with see us go But we have special get every single week. We have special guests join us on our adventures and And so it should be fun cool also if you missed the live stream of this is your show. Now the John Smith Joint. It's going to become into the channel on a few weeks Yeah it's on. Its Way I think the weekend of June sixth I think all right. Let's come in coming in hot and if you did see it watch it again. Because I'm sure they add it. Will they watch it again? But also also Working to figure out how to do more so tight wheeler emotion that they are a great time. Yeah that's for me. That's a for me Week will thank you everyone. We're live every day here. TUNE-IN OKAY. Nicholas may not have the hot sex doll pictures. But I'm sure there's something else going on. Thank you to the first member of saying it in Chat. We appreciate you and yeah. That's our show for this week. Thanks for watching thank you. Thanks for playing John. My pleasure for you ahead. Alon with LEMME WING. So you'd be dead by everybody by.

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# 403 - Guy Fieri & ME

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# 403 - Guy Fieri & ME

"Hey guys brand new podcast shirtless from Man. Cave brand new hat. Thank out as thank you. Sf grabby a love. These hats. He sends me all these are. This is his logo on the back right there. You can find them on instagram. I love these hats Shoutout also by the way not really sponsors just friends who are sending me cool shit shoutout to Dixon. I wore bitch shirt on. I live stream on zoom last Friday. Thank you to everyone who came to zoom happy hour secret time. I'm doing another one in this Friday but next Friday Seagram But yeah it was awesome. Thank you everyone came. That was a lot of fun. It was really cool and you know so funny you do stuff and then you kinda feel like what am I trying to be a celebrity or something and then you talk to people who are and you don't realize everyone's just been home for fucking forty five days? A lot of people have been by themselves in their apartment for forty five days not even getting interact with people may go outside stuff and they don't get to interact so that zoom was a lot of fun. It was really cool to kind of tie. We talked to one guy who was like. Yeah good in my apartment for forty five days. I'm losing my fucking mind. Thank you get number cocktail. And you're like that's awesome so those you don't know zoom happy hour five hundred people It fills up fast while release the Info in the password. Next week Yeah next week not doing one this week. haven't been boozing really totally although everyone seems to have opinions about that. I don't know it's crazy. I think sometimes people have opinions. They get upset up drinking and then some so many people are just like apparently health nuts and then think that drinking. I guess maybe allowed to agree with alcoholic. Dad's that's what it seems to me anyway. Neutral bears one cave is out right now. Nubile bird is out one right now And we've got some podcasts for you this week. This one's a fucking great one. I've been wanting to this podcast for a long time. Thank God for Zoom because I had the opportunity to sit down with a guy who I am literally obsessed with I watch more diners drive INS and dives and guys grocery games than I watch anything in the world I love Diners Drive Ins and dives I love what it does for small businesses. If you don't know it is one of the greatest. It's just a great show. Highlighting cool cool places that have great recipes. Great Authentic. Just like off. The tee usually little different recipes. Like it's it's out of this road I don't need to sell you on donor drive ins and dives and I don't need you to sell you on guy's grocery games because I was on that show. It's a fucking great show. It is a great show. The students a guy. I've known of longer than I've known just really. I've met him a few times when we worked on TR- when I worked on Travel Channel News. Always the nicest kindest guy and just really genuine kinda guy that when he talks to. He's talking to you as opposed to a lot of times in this business. You'll talk that talk over your shoulder and you're like are you looking for someone. There's a lot of people like that in this business. That is not got yet. He got yet. He's a guy that when he talks he talks to you. I remember the first time I shook his hand. He shook my hand. It looked at my watch. The only other person that ever did this other than him is my good friend Russell. Peters he shook my hand looked at my watch ice on never forget that. But yeah he's an awesome guy he's been. He's been a food network staple for I think the better part of the two thousand He's an awesome dude an amazing chef. And if you look right now on the news he is everywhere in the news is really taken upon himself to help. Restaurants restaurant employee's in this moment of of Shit wholeness. That's going on in this country. Fucking Bullshit Corona fucking Iris. I was GONNA say a moment of a troubled nece. Whatever the the allstate commercial says. It's not that I'm just making me angry. And you know all the good thing guy has done for For restaurants in the past. He hasn't stopped he. Did we talk about this now? He's airing right now on food network a takeout addition of diners drive ins and dives that he's producing with his son a shout out to vote this on on her end rider. A hundreds on this podcast. We talked to him a little bit. he's got a great vineyard called cutting ride. That I WANNA I WANNA GET ONE FROM CHARLOTTE. The Guy who listen to this sense of bottles your boy But he literally ever since I've talked to him I all I do. Is I see his name in the news? Right now. Him Martha Stewart John. Krasinski are doing a three million dollar potluck dinner. He's got the R. E R S dot. Us That is the restaurant employee. Relief Fund can apply for a five hundred dollar grant and you can also donate to the R. E. R. F. Dot us as the restaurant employee relief fund He's an awesome dude. I'm I had a great time talking to him. And so why would I bore you more with my bullshit when you can hear US talk? It's me his son. Hunter and Ladies and gentlemen my guests this week. Dive Yeti a guy. I want to thank you for doing this man. I can't tell you. How fucking obsessed? I am right now with not only donner's rather than dives guy's grocery games. I regret going on guys grocery games when I did because I was unaware of how much like I was. I did not. I was not watching the show the way I am now. I am fucking obsessed with. Well let me tell you. Save goes because it's so funny that once do something. They asked hundreds of the swap by as a big Fan. I I've Seen Hunter. I just I think me and the girls just watched you guys Swim with sharks. Oh yeah that was. That was stepping right off into the genius genius world. We didn't even know how to dive in dive in our pool and then we flew right from our house. We dive certification or dinner. Trading got her basic paperwork flew to Palmer's got off the plane in the Bahamas like five at night to more dive. Damore dive that we had to do went to bed. Got Up at six in the morning back to the ocean did our final dives which none of what we were described who is going to be a responsibility for the dive certification. Doom safety rescue diving. All this kind of stuff get done. Come out in the boat. They signed the big work boom. Now we're out in the middle of the ocean diving at six thousand feet. We were diving. all happened within the course of two days and here we are diving with sharks was keen. It's hunter it's a it's it's television production. They have no care about your safety. They just want to get the shot in. It's like let's go let's go let's go let's go. It wasn't damned. They were the ones being the be reckless about. They actually awesome. I mean they don't at sued network doesn't want to damage to the train but We were the ones being a little records down. We could dive. We do have in. Yeah so hundred. Wives we watched last night. The machine and Bro. I have to tell you and this is what I was getting drugs. I was babbling in running all place. We do this. I do this you do this. You know that we'd go do enough research. We don't look at things now. We don't go to enough shape. We don't do you're busy and hunter says hey. Can I just show you one of his bits that? I think that you really GonNa like so. My Wife's thyroid Laurie. Our youngest son writer WHO's fourteen. So he's he is right up riders out on you come with no shirt in the Russian mafia. I'm dying I I am dying this is. This is the same guy that came in cook. This is this unit that Dude. No way was awesome. Thank you know I I feel like I only have a career because guys like hunter I have A. I have a movie deal over at legendary. And it's just because the owner of legendary son saw the machine showed into his dad. A hundred thank you. On behalf of all. Everyone raised bound. My stop and go to your parents. Thank you absolutely show funny story for him? I would never start at your less. We're GONNA recording others. Hundreds cleaning beehives. Right now so he's We have to get the beehives ready and now we it's the world ranching is far more diverse. People think it is I think it's all yellowstone which we love yellowstone When I was kid. So that's why I think one of the reasons that resonate with me because I had a very similar experience not quite Josh Mafia and ripping off everybody on the train. But it wasn't bad. I lived in France as when I was sixteen. I was exchange student but not a real change to change. You go program. In haskell speak the language I didn't speak the language icon. My parents let me when a sixteen years old to go live in a boarding house in France outside Paris because a cousin of a friend of somebody who knew somebody that had a house that I live in and go to a high school so I might just a dive with the sharks. I can do this you know so I go there and I don't speak liquor French. I Have Translation Book and I'm just faking die. Make it and but anyhow I I go to England to visit a friend of mine from school she happened to be doing the same thing but you would ingram or they speak with the game so I take. I take the train from France Belgium. Belgium Vary across London to London. Go to Yorkshire Visitor Babu Short Long Short. I go to London. I get to the train station with my tickets. Tickets are very ticket. My ticket home and the guy says to me your day late. I said how my day ladies no. You're a day late. These are non-refundable tickets. So now I've got to pay like four hundred three hundred bucks. Liberties is ninety five to take a train back so my forget this forget this. There was another effort in. I said fire truck so I joke on the train with no chicken in my bag and just end just you know. Get make it through their get to. The ferry can get stowaway on that. Hang out with all these India dudes that are smuggling Johnny Walker Red Label in huge suitcases drinking this on sixty on think finally get to the drain. Brussels netted I'm home state now I'm sitting on the trade and these three American dudes walk in the bar that trying to talk. The bartender outdoor not using any French. The bartender is completely blowing them off and speaking to other people in French about what idiots US Americans so I said to the guy said. Hey listen you're not gonNA get any beers or anything that way it can. Can I order for it so I wanted that thing? The Guy Ditched twenty bucks every time he comes back bar just twenty bucks twenty bucks so at the end of this whole thing. I've probably made one hundred bucks ninety five hundred bucks near so These we get off the train and I'm walking to get on my trade to go to my to where I live and these guys. Hey Kid can you help us find a hotel room and I said Yeah. Where do you want? They said what's the best? Tell us on the phone or they see they have sweets are right now. What's going on? They said Yeah. They got a sweet. It's down twenty. Five hundred ninety two of them. Can you get us to the hotel kit and these guys are pretty different Chicago? They'RE PRETTY. They're pretty they're not weirdoes. Are Shown Anyhow I get him I take him in a cab get him. They're checking into the hotel. Get Him upstairs and the one guy takes off his shirt and he's got a huge money belt on. I mean stacks up Hyundai's like this and I'm like let's go on. Will WE FROM CHICAGO? We just came over to London. Divisive Rolls Royces and we're going to We bought the Rolls Royces. So we'd just come down here. You Know Party a little bit over so I would skip school every day. Take the train down to Paris in tour. These guys around bears mind you been there. Six months. I started students speak very good French and tour them around and they would just pay me money. You Go get US Some Barn Age. There's some money so the last day we're at the train station of getting him. Tickets are going to Rome on the train and the guy says to me he says hey come with us to roll is named Ralphie. Come with US too Rome. I can't do that man I gotta go to school. I'm I live in a family. It's GONNA lose their their shit and I've got my parents but this is landlines for undersea and all that kind of stuff. So he says no comment. I said I don't speak Italian. He says can you don't even speak French? You get through everything figured out how to make it work. Come on this. So he says okay. We'll do one last thing we go go exchanges in the lira in he gives me this much money okay. So you're sixteen. How big is your head to carry this much money? I mean I don't know how much was thirty thousand dollars and I have to leave the train station. Go down to subway across the street station up into the town. You're embarrassed you know it's it's a good fifteen minute. Walk Their fifty minute back in fifteen minutes. You know I'm like what are these guys thinking that I'm not gonNA take this. You know but I kinda starting in an idea who they hung out with. I think it was your Russian buddies and now back to I give the money and distort thirty years later oh I get an email. Is this the same kid? From brant's it's on diners drive ins dives in reunited with these guys back in Chicago. Maybe by six years ago that increase your story shots insane we get onto the. Let's get out of the regular program test. The podcast is I just WANNA here's dude. I'm I'm a fan so like you could talk about nothing and I would just sit here and be like doing your descriptions were so funny and just the way you know when you take the comment. Yeah this is what I love about television dun-rite or comedy done right or just everyday done right is when you take simple things of it and really over exaggerate exploded to the point of ridiculousness that everybody is exactly because that's how our minds tweet shit out you know take things entities next dimensions like it's really out you know like the way you're police officer tonight rides today. I mean just all the accents or one hundred timespan offspring dog man. I WANNA have you back in triple j just so you. Can you can cook with order personalities? In all of your own kitchens of hey let me tell you something. I'm I'm I'm obsessed. You know it's so funny guy we. I ran into when I was working to travel channel. We did up fronts in New York. You did a presentation. I think he would just started trudgy. And you were saying how they had built the whole studio Like a few miles from your house and that it's it's really convenient. You're onstage. I remember I was sitting next to a Guy John wideman. I got into high before. Sorry but I'd gotten high before he was there but I got high helium workout high runners and had a drink. And this Guy Don Wildman. Who's on travel channel at the time said to me he goes? What are we doing here but he meant like. Are we supposed to be shaking hands? But I took it. You know when you hear high and here something differently and I thought what am I doing here like what am I like? My goal isn't to be sitting in one of these shares. My goals to be on stage. I WanNa be I WANNA be performing venue like this and have people wanting to hear. I remember seeing you on stage and I'm high and I'm going to be where guys guys got the dig. He's the one talking people want to hear him. I go. I'm not all my right path. I'm sitting behind. Some guests are judges from food network for something. And Tony. Siragusa behind me Andrew Zimmer next to me Don Wellman's on the other side. It's all the scripts family and I thought I'm on. The wrong path ran into backstage. We did like the. Hbo Secret Handshake or something. And and you and remember in. Yeah I'M NOT THAT SMART. It takes me time to process everything. Yeah and and And you said something you're like. Yeah you're you're you gave me a compliment. I thought I gotta I gotTa get out of this path and luckily I got fired from travel channel but like it means a great deal to know that someone at a moment my life where I was sitting there going like I want to be on his path is saying you wash the machine story and that you liked it and made you and your son laugh that makes me feel like on the right path. If you know what I mean well let me to Continue to fuel your fire. Let me just see this way? You know? We get so busy and I attribute a tremendous amount of success that I have to the people that I'm surrounded by and I make sure that everybody knows that it's not just the guy band. It's it's everybody ban you know we're all in the band knows great Than everybody does great so we all have to add into. This is not just one on one person so I listened. I tried to spend as much time as I can listening to people around me. You not just hunter you. Have you have a bandwidth of fans that are as ECLECTIC as unique in his diverse? As I would say the fans of Triple D. Are you have people that get you on the mature level on the intellectual level on the immature level on the crazy level on the show? When we started talk about this again. I send it out to everybody. Hey We what about this? And everybody was not one person on my team from food network exacts to business partners in Triple D. TRIPLE G. Everybody including her is at now. You GotTa Guber. You got show. This dude is you should have been doing shows together for years because he gets you Joe. Let me just do your brother? You have got a following in energy and enthusiasm and I can tell you is you. Did the right the interesting discussion that you had yourself i. If you can't dream it you can't be it. That's kind of my thing. We're not saying what year which years which is what you bleed which waves we become so he can't push those kind of things together then what you're doing okay got it so you. You have people campaigning to make this connection. I'm like I said I saw my my rhythm is I get on the treadmill and I watch To this my people know I get on the treadmill. I opened a boxer wine and I will watch diners drive. Ins and dives young treadmill Hoagie. I'm an I'm just in the treadmill runs I get the point but I'm not on it. I actually is my favorite. I opened a box online. Start drinking red wine and just walked like seven miles watching. I mean you're all on the network right now and it's my favorite triple. D's my favorite show Greg. The way you fall in love with a roommate like like a hot chick roommate and you and you guys are living the living there in the summer and you guys are friends and your party and you post moves cigarettes and you both like my so called life and then all of a sudden one night like falling in love with her and then it took this summer to make the hot chick phone with your uniform. Alert Nevada in love with her dude owners. Especially like when you did the shafts against the chefs like Karl verses when that chef showdown. I was friends with Carl was great news right. Someone in their element take ingredients and do what they're meant to do with. I'm sorry I gotTa Move The Sun. We were sitting. This is this is our backyard. Are this the ranch. So the sun comes through the trees and as it moves it starts creating these weird shadows and gives giving Hatrick. Sorry about that in my wife saying go outside but it's amazing to watch the chefs cook. The like what? You didn't know that you're that. Type of Carl Carl's Gosh shows are fan and a good. I have a cooking show called. Something's burning and I do it online ado with Comedians. It was I pitched it a food like probably ten years ago nine years ago and they passed and it was just a stupid idea of me not knowing how to cook cooking for Comedians. And just and just making jokes and we are all we send that to me. Of course yeah Let's look did you produce it? I make we've put it online. It's yeah yeah it's on now it's can be done without Without that without Gehrig's it's I mean. China shop comedian scanning. That's weird. Dig about comedy. Some can't do it without you know without doing it. It's the ones that can do it with the subtleties that you know. I think I don't love all vulgarities. Now that that's not under the but Jamaica. Pg or cooking but denies the time My friend to Re-explore everything as you know where the Now's the time to fire. So let's let's look at that. Yeah Yeah and so but Carl was. The car was my quote unquote executive chef. When I started it I would call him and I go. Hey I'm looking for something fun. Make for Bill Burr and Tom Saga and he was like okay. What do you think about and he would walk me through recipes and then I would get the ingredients based off his recipes. I didn't even. I was unaware of what a talented chefs he was. I mean he was he was he was he was he was a What is the word? I WANNA use a food file. He what he could block down in his mind about food in what he remembered. His his brother is brothers. to our good friend of mine now we became good friends because adding But he Works Dr a very successful doctor and never smart doctor and Carl had that scene knowledge level of food. I mean maybe not a doctor. I would say there's something about the way those kids were raised. They were able to retain information. Because I talk about stuff all the time and the girl was my my google search a girl do what is that you know. All it comes. Just sit there rattle it off like Carl I need to get does. The pricing are no white truffles. Indianapolis six White Trucco prices for me fifteen minutes but yeah it's Our loss really broke my heart. My last text from from him was canned chicken. You'll be shocked how good it is already said. Yeah Gosh she just. We're here at the ranch where we still guys rants kitchen and we were here. We're here for your probing holidays. But my youngest rider comes from Carl would stay in writer's room Does HE FIT in writers beds? That's where Dave during brands kitchen because everybody stays threats all the chefs come and take a big camp for chefs and now we hike in the morning and everybody but writer comes out of his New Year's and writer comes out he brings. You scare clogs out. They found that his closet. My Gosh what a cheery night. That was a good dude on guard. Yeah Yeah I used to. I used to party car We used to do radio together man. He made me Giggle East. Thirty so funny and he was so gained. Like I'm. I'm obviously a big drinker and I'd roll in to do radio with them and we pour cocktail immediately. He's like come on buddy. Let's go all. He just he. Did you ever hear the game here to get any wasn't a skit? Did you ever hear chicken? Did you ever hear the penny chicken from opening Anthony Urges OB PICTURE? I'm sorry. What was that okay. Look up Penny Chicken Kenny chicken. It was me in in NAB and Alex Shelley. We were in the New York media and I went by. Ob a wonderful guy. And what by? Okay Carlson Carl brought us it and we did. We did a bit. It wasn't even a bit. We were just talking about what goes on in the white for food and catering and so ordered that we were talking and it just it just goes off the rails so fast that we're talking about Karl making deliveries in his car and the chicken spilling out of the car a gone under the seat. Do y'all got the chicken seat. Put it back in the in this thing and then penny underneath the seat got stuck in a chicken and then he served at a wedding and somebody didn't do it now. Oh Gosh what is this girl says? Oh you got any any chicken. Journalists Injured in such a rant in such a ridiculous out of control. I mean people were crying wrong. Four people throwing people. I think you've got fired. I think it was crazy. Man It was one of the funniest things of any. I'm curious to see where his career would have gone. Because I do think he was just blowing up. I was really trying to mentor them. And getting on the on the straight narrow and he knew something we did now and he was talking about it and so I don't you know I don't know what to say about it. But he was incredibly successful on guy for Games Nasr editor and as a judge and then just getting ready to shoot tournament of champions we shot in December and he was of course in the top sixteen you know are they. Give us like seated number two and the League Glory called now sitting. There Patio my house and Oriented texted me or called me and I was on a conference call and then she texted me and I didn't even have to look at the jets and then it was just Gloria calls brother and myself and I'm sitting there going to keep it together. I'm I'm I'm a mess and I'm trying to figure out. How do I call? What do I say and I never lost words and I couldn't even get the words out just worse by the one thing I will say. Is that The skated very similar. Right way he didn't know how many people love them in admired him and respected him and continue to carry on his name and and in tribute. And that's yeah it's tough thing but it's the same goes with you you know. You're such a cool humble easy go and dude and of stand of bandwidth of of an army that she got behind yourself and as I said. Yeah you got this at the show idea. That's out there work. Let's talk about it. Maybe who knows where things go? I feel like I feel like I didn't get successful until I was in my forties. I feel like you have been in on a rocket ship since you were a kid do. Was there ever a time where you just felt like? Kinda like loss like you weren't going in the right direction. Well if you talk about rocket ship if you're talking about the Lou kid today a cardboard box and it's rocket flames drawn on the side of it and he's got to a string goggles. That Saraga Jim at some what happened on No you know I. I don't think it was ever I I feel the same situation. You are the older you get. I think the better you can navigate what you're doing. I forcing was navigating at my dad. Super both my furniture are awesome and both were super involved with my family. My Dad just got cancer but both my parents were very gaffe. Negotiating fucking awesome seventy six years old these fake Radha cancer staged reading whatever and beat it in kicking ass. You know now trying to get stay goddamn home. 'cause parents why are they acting like children? Do not get it but anyhow my parents gave me that environment they were hit. It's not smoking hippies. After all served by that amongst got toby we'll go but what it was his They were always anything that I could dream or think about or talk about. Everybody has okay. Let's try okay. Let's do. I called my dad when football season protocol. I was ten and I see that the Houston oilers. Earl Campbell was. My favorite player was a raider fan but the men do Houston. Oilers are playing the forty niners tomorrow. Jim just go. I lived in Humboldt Dude hours plus from San Francisco. Okay tomorrow morning we get up the job avenue morning ladonna not tickets drive speed after San Francisco Scouts tickets. This is one thousand nine hundred seventy eight you know. My parents were always super super supportive and gave me that idea and I've always lived my life under that. That model is that. Who says you can't who makes the rules. Who says this is not achievable. Who says you can't go next level. Who says you can't push the vowed who says you can't with we're doing this big relief fund right now. We've raised sixteen million dollars so far. The program called R. E. R. F. Which I it's the National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation. I came together and we've raised sixteen million dollars for unemployed restaurant in two weeks. Aries like what makes you think about doing that and I will make sure thinking I mean. That's like let's go to one hundred million dollars. You might WANNA hundred million. Yeah I would say one hundred one hundred million. You can't jump over the thing. You can't jump over the hurdle of established to her. You don't say that's what my goal is to make it. And that doesn't mean that I failed. It just means if these had a roadmap also joining the whole thing is not been in by any means never been handed to me by any means never bid bill. My first restaurant wife came up pregnant with hunter. Two Dogs Hundai with the two hundred fifty thousand miles on it a pickup truck through college. It's five thousand bucks. We moved from L. A. Where I was Ryan restaurants and keep up accounting where we live now and we open her first restaurant by borrowing Twenty five thousand dollars. My parents mortgage their home to get the money and opened my first restaurant that way and data so that child the whole thing is it's started so it's not it's ever been but it's you know you you you just work your ass off and you keep good people around again and treat people right. Babo bubba Bod it comes about but is not I know means but also the thing is what you get because it's doubtful when you're forty is when you work hard to get it. You don't squander blow it off and treated you know lackadaisically a stick with it man. You got to work hard. You've got to get up on the day. WanNa get up. Oh Yeah I wanNA talk to you about. The restaurant. Nelson ran by the way what I used to make butter the ex world. What are you saying? Goodbye are is your name on Zoom. Say Machines friend yet. That's awesome. Okay I gotta move because my wife is complained. She can't get in the kitchen and she's leading hundred. I stay at the ranch right now because we're Because we are getting things done. 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I WanNa talk to you about the INS and outs of restaurants. And what they're going to. I don't think I don't think enough. I think people know what's going on but I don't think they know I don't think they know exactly what's going on. You know what it's like to be an actual restaurant owner but at this time in what's going on but I also want to talk to you about what. What are the things that I think just impresses limit shit out of me is your attitude is so upbeat and positive and go do it in an industry? That's almost defined by cynics? That makes sense well age. It's allowed to be defined by cynics. If you allow I don't I think it's You know haters hate. I mean there's I that's the only thing I like about. I shouldn't say like the only thing I've noticed about our pandemic in our in our situation or quarantine that win the hate slowed down quite a bit man. It has no. I am Unin listening to who hates you and who shocks and who this that. I mean it's like you get too many people in the program to people are focusing. All they have to do is talk about somebody else. I've just it blows my mind. I've never understood it if I have something that I don't like about you and it really bothers me that much. I'm GONNA come to you you know if I don't know you and I don't like you then I just keep you out of my circle or out of my vision but to go online or to write mean things I think people God you are so blessed to be alive. You're so blessed to have to be breathing today. So bus to get up you know and there are things even when you're a nasty cynical bitchy person you have things you love. You have to appreciate. Why would why wouldn't you spend time focusing on those things so I've never issues never in? I'm not a big preacher about it. I'm just kind of do things my way but I tell people like whenever I talk to kids that are having trouble with bullying or whatever I just say. Here's a reality. You know what you're never gonNA stop it. It's it's you just gotTa Change Your Paradigm of how you allow it to impact you It's not gonNA stop. It's it'll always be barb. I guess it's happened forever through history but I'm can I just ask you mention. Does that say secret? Time in the back for my second. That's my one of my net flicks. Bicycles probably probably one of the more awesome things. If you'RE GONNA Hang Shit in your office. There's a world map is a surfboard. And then there's a belly shot secret tyne on that's awesome the climate of the industry. You know because there's not. I bet the cynics have shut up. Now that everyone kind of needs each other's help. Well the funny thing is why is it that you get? It's it's if you look at things it's that little voice that nobody I do. You say it's it's still one percent of the industry really think about how many great chefs are. How much is going on? How many people love restaurants and then one percent of the memorabilia? This is right. That is wrong. You're wrong this is bad you should do this. You should do that. I mean I don't know I guess I guess it every I guess comedy you have it do A. It's always gonNA remind who goes to a comedy show and wants to sit there and talk shit to the person performing. Why is it because you couldn't make it as a comic and is your little moment to sit behind your candle able and run your mouth? I mean I always wondered what goes on. And what does anybody here speak Russian? No one guy has checked on everybody and he can tell everyone. This guy doesn't nobody you speak Russian guy wants to watch the fucking show. It's it's so true it's I think there are people that are so unhappy they look for. Hey look for hey look for the bad stuff that brings them joys other people. I don't know it's it's it's what is so cool about your show and I don't know if you had this intention when you started triple d. Was it is blowing up spots the deserve to be blown up. No when we started it. I mean honestly We sit down and involve yourself in the conversation got. You don't have anywhere. Do anything hundred. There's a pandemic sit down in the middle of leading beehives right now and I don't. You're not goats today so sit down. Enjoy enjoy the moment You're not getting in trouble on the former I You know when I think about it. The pandemic any watch out. Everybody's unifying I mean we. GotTa Lobsters Much serious issues to discuss to handle and I was reading an article the other day in and I usually don't read stuff like this but I just WanNa see how obscene it was of people that were doing good and then the idiots were getting called out for calling them out for not doing good enough and it was so funny because it was probably the same cynical people that write about everybody in the hitch. But we're really coming down on the mild haters. I don't even know how to describe. It was like someone donated a thousand dollars will. Don't you think you should have just given one hundred dollars to ten people? You know something like that. Whatever I don't even think about it. Oh I think all the great people are doing I mean look at the look at the energy and what triple d. was about finally got what. Triple D. was about when we first started the show. I thought now district couple years. We'RE GONNA run out of spots. There's no way when finally places and now after spending this you know thirteen fourteen years doing the show There's it's never going to hunter. We done I just gotTa put on like one hundred pounds and get some as hunter going to be the show and you know we've got these these amazing places and the great thing is brother is the the the trend people are moving away in this pandemic is really. GonNa make a difference. This watch this the trends moving away from the commercial dig operations. It's always been going towards we've righted the ship your eighties nineties. How we get the food fast. Help me get a convenient. How can we get it? Cheap consumer Consume doesn't matter where it comes from and we lost a soul food or lose were losing it and fortunately do the Food Network through the Gourmet magazine. James Beard. I mean through all the you know all these different shows that are food oriented people say so the heart soul food the fabric of the Amway colludes at Fabrica decrease. Your restaurants are inundated today. No People's are called digital thanks so crucially mid-nineties start turning this monster around organics Vegan Vegetarian and we get into cultural food in this whole thing goes on and I'm boy man to be on the sidelines or in the middle of it because I was doing my own restaurants of course at the time and to be there captured mich- into putting camera on these people. Tell everybody please. Don't give him more credit tonight. I'm just affordable on just the light under showing showing you. What's already there. It's just that restaurant had been on main street of your towns where there was a chain chain chain chain restaurant big advertising big advertised. You'd Parking Lot. Great big sign all kinds of marketing budget yet to go three blocks over to the dark streets. Where there's one street light you know booking little glazed that was in an old gas station and you walk in there and you get Carne Asada the boys your head off Indian food so it's GonNa continue in the inspiration that tripled the does for people that have. The dream of doing their own joint has just been incredible so I I just. I'm blessed with the opportunity and it has definitely grown. I most of the team that we have doing. The show has been there. I mean Chico Who'S OUR DP? Anthony Rodriguez. He's been with us. He's been with me since day. One from day one from the from the pilot so it's an issue pretty amazing group of people that make really made. We just did. Three Hunter was the producer of it. We just did three triple D. takeouts so it which is going to air next Friday the first but he is just like you though. You're sitting here making things happen when you most people should just be daydreaming but was an twenty years. I read this watch out twenty years. The kids who are home schooled by day drinkers are going to be running the country to take out. We did AAA takeout and What it is is we went the twelve of our triple D. joints said. Hey take your camera. Make a new dish that you've been doing it. The restaurant or getting ready to reopen. Make that dish video yourself. Then send us the dish in whatever incarnation you send it and then hunter and I will reproduce. It tasted with you on a video conference and our my son. Ryder was filming it That means filming it and knowing go pros and we blew up three shows in two days. They get ready to air. I don't know what they're gonNA look like. It could be just a hot mess. Here's a bunch of disks. Good luck with these are guilty. Sound was on and now those shows will be coming out but the great thing is expanded at Triple D. Man of give them some good entertainment and let's highlight these restaurants. 'cause WE'RE GONNA need a big push to get people back in restaurants once this Wants to stable situation is oh what's it like when you own a number of restaurants but don't maybe you're a bad example because you have multiple different example a lot but you have food channel. You have your every so many different fingers and somebody to reprise. What's it like for the average restaurant owner? Like out of curiosity. Like what kind of cash do they have at their disposal? How long can they run without having business like what's it like for the average restaurant owner? We're is the saying you have your finger in so many different pies come from I have no idea I was gonna say women but I thought that was inappropriate. Down with probably be was pretty. You know subject. We have We had eighty about eighty restaurants inside of the Knuckle Sandwich Program from on Carnival cruise lines or no. No No. Don't get me started. Don't get me started the best fucking Burger I've ever had in my fucking life without a fucking doubt is on a carnival cruise ship. There is no better burger in the world. Then that four. Pm I'm drunk. I don't WanNa take that but I wanNA keep pushing on until dinner burger ever my buddy cow head right now. He's out of Tampa Mike Counter. He doesn't cruise every year. That a bunch of US comics. Go on just for fun we. It's just a fun groups sued. That Burger is the greatest Burger and the fact that it's just like Oh yeah loaded up over there. Put everything on over there. We'll fries shirt. You WanNa Double Burger shirt. We'll expertise sure. Whatever you want is the greatest fucking Burger and what makes it even better on top of it is. It's free who so when we started that. I'm going to tell you the story about carnival. We started at my agents called me and said hey you've been on a cruise said nope would go on a cruise said nope not out. I. I'm not a get insights Tight spaces that's not what I WANNA do. They really like to talk about making a burger concept. And I have the Burger concept. Because I'm making this burger in other restaurants at nine hundred six go by. Hey they're back. They WanNa talk about again. Now Carl with me I can tell you. I mean cleans New York would Carl. He's in the car with me. And I'm having a discussion with agent. Carl taps me on the shoulder. Is Your Fun off. Call tossed by. Hey Carl Hart Bible. We gotta go hunt so for. I'll go on there for you so I said okay. I'll talk to so I got that. California got my wife might friends My Mom and dad loaded up by twenty people. We flew down to La. Long Beach brought a bunch of food with me to make burgers the way I make Birch. You know got there and did a Burger Demo for them on the ship up and start a small fire and all the security gates came down and shut down the kitchen but that's a whole nother topic. Were quite ready for the Honestly they weren't ready to the level of heat in cooking style because there's no gas on the boats on the ships riddling. Electric Gay cannot gas on jobs. All Electric should know an open flame. So it's really a different kind of situation like any so we make the food. They like. The birthday flipped out about the perks burgers and that night. We're having dinner at the captain and all of the culinary team my parents my friends world should there and I said you got to understand what I'm talking about for the Burger concept in. What you guys are talking about it. I don't think you guys know what level I'm expecting this. I don't know that you guys can do it. It like show us all Indians cheifs. The Italian steer the boat. The Germans work on the boat. the The Indian did folks media. Arteries sheds village very delineated by. We did a thing with travel channel in Carnival cruise and we went down in the Indian shafts at had had the most amazing down right book for themselves that I was like shut up up. That's what we do hunter and I go on the cruise cheek down to the Galley on. Hey what are you guys eating? You know what they're eating been there like I have to go do not have to do. It appears new opening. And they're like chef. So what would you care for in your room before we go? And I'm like Indian food. Help bring adding no what it is. I gave you name all they any luxury short. We're having dinner. We're having some drinks Evans. More banks and I said okay. You guys want you guys want to do this. You got that little. Stand down there by the pool and I'm talking about I said. Adm Excuse me fired up. The JET FIGHTER FLIGHT OF FLAVOR DOWN. Right now fire at the jet fighter so now seventy we get down there. Bring all my buddies. Everybody's hung over. We get down there and they give us these carnival t-shirt to make every tournament side inside out. Cut The sleeves off all of put this leaves on their heads. It's all the Indian and my buddies I ride on everybody's teacher. Guide Burger Joint. You know you know when you're little spun still at seven. Am potato common water. Bring it in and beat getting the bonds and I said get ready. This is GonNa get Weird and ice. Give me dry race so I make up. These names the plain Jane. It's the boring regular and the chilliest maximus. I had a I guess. Gladiator earlier the pink. Patty where we make a patio out of Bacon. We grind up the Bacon. Make the out of Bacon and Bacon Edinburgh robotics and write this whole thing and they put it up against the wall duct tape. You know eleven. Am come out with a sheet pan or the hotel bed Bam Bam. We'RE ALL IN PEOPLE. Come through the line and is like people are losing dares yet in the in the shafts the Indian and they think captain in everybody's there and it's it's Panama. I mean it is like you're worried that they're going to take over tower records gotta take. Oh Yeah I've been in that line when people don't know it's free and they go bananas and so we get done and we sold everything or gave everything we we gave away fifteen hundred burgers my team. My guys are destroyed. Their beat up tired. The culinary team from Carnival is wiped out. They don't even have a clue what's happened and we go enjoy the rest of our crews and we walk. We Walk Up. This whole thing is gonNA open at Burger Thinking. Woody guys so you know. Of course we have two great idea that we're going to open up to in the morning. We started that way too. The rumors spread to in the morning. Go back to the state of the industry. I'll tell you Closing the restaurant. Saddest thing in the world and we have a lot of Parker's in a lot of restaurants shot the around the world and it's you know the Russians there's not a lot of cash reserves as odors cash reserves as employees paycheck to paycheck in a lot of folks that work in the restaurant industry work in the industry because the flexibility of the hours so typically means that their parents single single parent families Students people working multiple jobs our business so they can work two jobs you know. They work at the day shift and the night shift. I mean there's just a lot of people really dependent on the industry and I think I don't believe in any way shape or form that we ever would have thought there's a lot of things that are going to happen in this world restaurants. Don't close that. I could never imagine why restaurants with him had to close and this is this is something that is so terrifying But that's why we did the Relief Fund. That's why so. Many groups are stepping up to support the industry. And that's why when we get back. We're going to do a hard court press on a full court. Press on getting back out to restaurants and the restaurants are safe. Don't get me wrong. I mean there's one thing we do is John Owners chefs at has. Is We know to keep them clean. Take Care of folks help them out and And of course. Nobody wants to squander that opportunity when it comes back around so it says we got. We got still got a tough lego in this this this fourth quarter if we're GONNA call that third quarter second half. Yeah it's going to be really tough but GotTa stay strong stay unified gotTA help people and the the greatest saying about our country is one of the greatest things that our country is is in the time of need rally. We rally awesome. You know made to see that. It takes this devastation. We would wouldn't it? Tell me about the fund exactly and how people can help show there was like a five hundred dollar like a voucher. Something well one of the ways burs weekend auction of all of the stuff in your office right now signed a. Hey we're moving. My wife would be like. Let's do it all right. So what is so? This started as just a spitball between my attorney. Does my restaurant deals Ryan Art Riley Davis Train and he called me one day and he said so in the middle of what he's doing I said I. We have a big rescue trail. We build a forty eight foot long trailer. That has a fool commercial kitchen in it. I mean a monster tilt skillet smokers. Freire's Yoon named it's this gigantic and freightliner gave me a semi truck that I pulled a trailer into every time we've had fires disasters. I can show up the street. I don't have the order directors. I don't have a I don't have anything I just can show up. Start COOKING DAY UP I funded I. It's my my thing and I had all the chefs and all the cooks. I mean half. The guys are all team members for my restaurants back in the day so all of not cook all buddies chainsaw. All her to go. You know you name it. But it's so so. He called me doing said well. There's nowhere to cook. Nobody cook for everybody spark in their home. I said Gosh I feel bad for the restaurant so we started having speak conversation. Then my manager Reid got involved and let's go buy gifts you. Let's go by like fifty thousand dollars. Gift chips okay. I'm scared you should be. That's that's only this area. What about statewide? Okay see like call them. Call the president of the California restaurants Sushi Jock Condo. Have jobs got another great idea? Let's raise money. People BUY GIFT CERTIFICATES. Give money to the employees the workers that can't get Unemployment because there's a lot of workers that work they can get employment for a lot of reasons that are written up and relocate your great great great great great. Next morning. I woke up Wednesday. Triple all over the country. I came to California even though it's my home state okay. Called National Restaurant to jot gets US Dutch national should. Here's the idea. I'm I'm GonNa Right. I'm going to send video messages to the top. Ceo's in the restaurant industry that sell to them Create products for them You make money from them. Whatever I'm sending these troubles were on in the state of the industry. They said okay. We'll send US video. Saddam making a digital per each person individual individualize and so I made these videos at home incentive to people three days later we had we had five million dollars Holy Shit. The National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation is used to taking donations and then taken the money and getting it to the different programs that they were like well. This is going somewhere and we should keep sending out those videos. They locate will pepsi. Wants to have a talk okay. Pepsi Pepsi Boat opened up the gate. What point five million bucks each jumps in? We'll give you two million bucks. We've got another three million. That will do a matching program with customers bringing Bill Bill. People runs an article though. Both People Start Ju- it just starts nuts. I'm here at the ranch. I'm here at the ranch and I'm getting up at four in the morning to make the news in East Coast standing in my kitchen to talk to you about our Yar ass. You know and we start gaining attention and we start getting recognition and you know what it is not this brother. It wasn't it isn't still. It is about the money because money is going to help immediate but the emails in the comments in the feeling for the employees of the restaurant industry to know that all these people all these years that they've been serving taking care of baking field rate when they come in the restaurant or the bar the coffee shop but the bagel place so the donut shop. Whatever it is people now are coming to help them. It's like the someone said to me the day it's the gigantic tip jar. I'm like Oh my God I gotta take. It ran with it. It is a gigantic tip jar. It's the guy gigantic kit jar. The industry towards sixteen million bucks in counting. We've process sixty thousand. Five hundred dollars. Grants to sixty thousand people so far in the pipeline right now to receive their father doggone we receive forty requests a second. Wow so we're talking. Three to five million restaurant employs without jobs huge Tony Industries. That deserve all the attention as well of getting money to them in supporting those workers. I just happened. I'm a chef on the restaurant dude. This is all I've ever done in my whole life and what I'm doing right now is focusing on my industry. You know but I think everybody should. I'm not saying it's the only one and they only get attention but in my situation at that's what we're doing so R. E. R. F. Dot. Us Restaurant Employee Dot Us is where people can go to make a donation which is a great place and also apply for the five hundred dollar grants and the emails that we get from people about the five hundred dollar grant row. I don't care how questionable you are about society of mankind and wellbeing and and feelings and love positive energy. All you gotTa do is read one of you'll be like okay. What else can I do? How else can I you know so I I wish it was one of those things you take? The what was the the grinch you in how they changed the grinch you would have data energy. Just gotTa read a few you know about. My kids had no diapers. No food in. Nobody in my apartment building has anything either and I just got a five hundred dollars. Check that kind of stuff goes on so Y- and the other thing is in. Here's last piece on someone said to me. What have I can only give ten dollars and I said. Do you know what ten dollars is to somebody. That doesn't have to knowledge at dinner for four tonight. That's feeling of safety. That's a feeling of knowing what your meal's coming from you know like no kid hungry. What an awesome. I mean that's where I really loved it. There's so much attention being put which I do a lot of work for. Don't get hungry but it's that thing that we say throughout the year about no kid hungry. I mean how difficult kids are supposed to get their balls. Mobile Defense Kids. You're supposed to worried about you. Folks fighting with their sister kitchen not supposed to be worried about where they getting something to eat going to bed hungry malnutrition. We have the power rich country in the world. These are the things that we need to be rallying together in supporting our E R S. That's that's what your mother knows. Dude I've been it's been running during triple triple so I've been seeing that nonstop and I just got an alert and we're doing the same thing with comics as comics were doing. We did a big Comedy gives back thing where we're trying to raise money for comics that are going to that are going broke for doing something. Me Rogan Soubra and Joey Diaz. Doing something for the store employees. Next week also do you do it in your lane and you try to stay in your lane and go look. I'm not I'd never talk to you about politics or anything. I just try to make you laugh but if I can focus a little bit of my energy to do something good outlook. I'm not a big I but for the people that I'm going to interact with my life. I WANNA help them out. You know what it is also is that the unification and the support. Yemi people it makes people wouldn't get money. I mean I know some people that sent me emails their past team members of mine from other restaurants that said. I don't need it but it's just great to know that people are out there doing it. You know that's a big thing. Also there's something about just feeling secure embiid in having having actions that are going on around us. That are making us feel better. You know it. I said there's a lot of folks. It's not sometimes the check. It's just the hub. You know. Just big warm hug. Yeah it's it's. It's knowing that someone is that. You're not invisible. You know that you matter and I think that's the I don't know. I think this is going to change. Mike. This'll change my kids forever. We went to order pizza the other day and they said they said what we should order from. Find the local place that that we have in order from in a while to make sure we can keep them afloat. And you're like you're fucking these thirteen and fifteen. They're idiots to there it is. It is exactly that in. That's exactly that is the mindset that is the change finance all the things that have been going on still going to be going on this world. It's when are paradigm changes in the paradigm changes? That's what we're going to see the positive side. Look how lucky are out fortunate. We are to live in the United States. We bicker and fight in point. Fingers caused problems and everything. The greatest country in the world would most resources in the best of the best lamb. You know we got. We got a pretty good foundation about how to do things you know and we have this infighting that goes on the really distracts us from the successes that we could all be sharing and it just blows my mind but I think this is going to. I think you're right. I think this is going to change a lot in jail in for an a good way. opener so it's hunters generation. I'm curious how it's GonNa Change Hunters Generation. Because right now is the time he'd be it's like being young and out of college like I like it. That's the most interesting time in your life and to be like put on pause for indefinitely is like gotta be like frustrating Shit. Yeah you know. I'll let hunter speak on that I don't think we know it's kind of like when something drops in upon what the ripple effect will really be new. What is the designed will come out of IT But a a friend of mine's a counselor to high school and he said you know the kids Robinson Tough Times Get this weeks ago. And he's a good you. Could you send a message inspiring message in I said outlets senator? Jeff I said well everybody has a congratulations. You get to be part of district you know. Everybody wants like winds are history to win. When do we besides the IPHONE game out here? You're in it you're going to be one. This is going to define a lot of the decisions that you'll choose to make when you become the leaders of the community leaders of the world so please attention. Please don't tune out to this. This pandemic make sure that your presence as you can be That's on that cider on the other side of it let's slow down our lives a little bit and give back some of the fundamental basics that make us really strong and let's communicate between people not through phones but this mold fashioned handwritten letters to grandma. She could probably use a little bit of. Let's learn some of the things that were not really good at cooking your work you know. Let's Jaded Dr. Let's expand our resources and our ads and send it to my buddy norm and is it says in a couple of parents from the community that it went to set me messages. Like a message was awesome. You know it was a and also I mean sad cautious but It is the truth mid- middle reads. What are they? These are mid roll reads. This podcast is brought to you by me on these. Hey friends so you may hurt me on these before. 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They'll you a full refund. That's try caliber dot com slash. Burt don't forget. Use the Promo Code. Burt for twenty percent off. Your First Order. Try CALIBER DOT com slash or. I don't know I think hunters I think the ones that are tuned into it and I think hunters pretty dude into it. The ones that are tune into it are going to start having this play Through the rest of their lives. But I do agree with you. I think it's thirteen and fourteen year. Olds that are going to really have this impact them in the next seven years and that's when it's really going to get it's it's Growth in its trajectory. What do you think you're gonNA do hunter for when you went for a living The beehives and Manta goats. Don't even get me started. I'm obsessed with fucking beehives. No we I just did a series for Netflix. And one of the things I got. I got a cabin in the woods. And I'd comedians come up and one of the things is we had beehives. We tend to and I was obsessed. It was one of the Anthony Anderson. It was it was awesome. I got the Best Anthony Anderson Story in the world of God. We're up in. Where's the championship Golf Tournament in Tahoe? Okay the the it's hysterical. It's it's it's the century century. Golf Tournament The celebrity pro-am And they're up there and we have our pizza trailer with his big moon. Yanni Italian wood fired oven on the back of a trailer and they invite us up. Come up play golf. Guys Suck at Gulf welcome cooks. They're parked right on the on the on the on the practice range and Driving I know about practising gun range and and we're making pizzas Charles. Barkley comes everybody. Every celebrity came over and got a pizza. We're talking and Dan Quayle's there so Dan Quayle says guide loved to learn how to make pizza. So I said all right then jump and Sudan's there and he's kind of making peaceful then Gums Anthony. He's tuned up and he gets on. It goes Goddamn Damn Dan. Krill tried to make the pizza at the end is in his face. This hard for twenty minutes own my Gut. I could read. I had to get off struck. I had to get off of trailer. We're over in the online on gas and the index They were having a great time. They're going back and forth. Dan throws a pie out of those skin. Do it that you know they go by well. Anthony could get so quick. Oh he delivers man. Every time you're with him he delivered. He is the exactly funny as you want him to be. Just what I'd never do. I've never seen the ceiling of when he stops or how it goes. Every in the dude says the bees no he was. He was obsessed with bees to like we both of them were like this is something we could do like. I would love it. My daughter's terrified a beast but and so I'm don't even get me started on bees. Bees are so misunderstood. Your and bees especially honeybees have no interest in messing with you Yellow jackets are horrible and need to be taken out. I hate those wash the same thing but the honeybees show. Many people don't understand how vital I mean they appeased. Life Could Watch that movie. That'll kind of wake you up to what they really do but they are the fundamentals there you're talking about so we'd in the fabric of the world But everybody's or like are like Muslims. They are very misunderstood. Yeah of course every now and then but for the most part fat reference I've never heard that reference in your face breeze and to watch look at you ago up here interesting. This is really gotta spin. We've made the leap. Your are you ready to get my real quick Jay? 'cause funny fun. So what are you GONNA do? Hunter a mechanic that Pakistan. Okay thank you to shower so not college and then honestly this time you've left in college too. What's that time you got left college? I graduated in December from UNLV. Yeah I was a good. It's actually been really good school a good program. Frost Tally Fowley. Yeah it wasn't a huge school families ghosts. It was more of just kind of school You know everyone hanging together. But it's more than the Strip scraper hostility in restaurants business. Big Time Executives Give us talk sand handout internships in jobs and really really good program going but I'm the plan is now you know this is all on old so. I'm basically learning as much as I can about ranching and doing more corners my dad and learn English. They came forward. This gets back on track that way when it's go time it's go time and I can be ready to open a nickel sandwich business and bring what I can't table elevation. Yeah television to Buner law shows get triple eight triple d. I was working as a producer on. It should not show so more times. Well and get better at it and Hopefully one day you know play a bigger role so soon on good. That's awesome man. Really Great by my dad was in you. Know he's still major part of our family. I run all my stuff through him. And you know you. 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