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'Psychedelic Toad Venom" - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

The Power Trip

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'Psychedelic Toad Venom" - The Power Trip [FULL SHOW]

"Listen threes just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat. Nice. Go Nito. Is Good News have brain? Are You mad Do you feel about vantage furnace? Brook Poopie Ram. gaveled. Baga. Is there an I'm just guessing here some kind of medication that you need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much. But, when I was a kid, the biggest food thing that happened to me when they met at the pop tart the back of my head bloom right all. You got to think back to when the pop tart came out, it was the sixties we had. We had shredded wheat. It was like wrapping your lips around. What chipper. And in the midst of that dark and hopeless moment. Kellogg's pop tarts suddenly appeared at Battle Creek Michigan which as you cereal fans? No is the corporate headquarters of Kellogg's. because. It seems like a serial Silicon Valley. Of Breakfast super-scientists, conceiving of frost at fruit heat of rectangles in the same shape as the box comes. With a safety attrition as the box comes in. I don't know how long it took him to invent the pop tart, but they must come out of that lab like Moses with the two tablets of the Tang commandment. Two slots in the toaster. Let's see screw this up? Why to one's not enough, three's too many. And the can't go stale because they weren't fast. Moving Siwa. Cousin, yes. There is always that moment when I'm getting off a moving sidewalk. How do I walk? Ten feet. You're. Walking on a moving start passing people for a second. Don't you feel biotic? CINNABON. Professional Walker. Walker Texas Ranger Walker. On the moving sidewalk and has the announcement saw walkers. Back Dumb. People standing at the end. Who's going real slow now? Oh, it stopped. They, can announcement. Time to look down busy Vein Raymond Hill. What the Hell's Tommy Hurry Up Tommy? It's the power trip morning show. I'm Cory Co. that's Paul Meat Sauce. Lambert that Zach, Halverson, it's Thursday June fourth of Twenty Twenty Chris out for the rest of the week. You'll be back on. Monday we await the arrival of Tommy. ells should be here any second mark. Rosen and Ben Lieber later in the show. Good Morning, guys! How are you guys? Hi Corey that's good. I'm okay I'm okay, yeah. Are Your case. The hell happened now board, but twenty minutes at a convenience store waiting by something that. I mean. Stupid because I went there to get pringles and stacks can I. quickly. Go to target it stacks how I know you're pro and you've learned from us and you are an astute astute student. You didn't name the gas station. Yeah. Yeah so anyway from case, but there to get pringles and stacks. They don't have stack. I can't do the taste test and lasts like somebody brings him in the day. So that's not gonNA happen but. Issues with the cash register. They already took my card and so they're trying to figure out because they don't want to charge me like twice or three times four times then they have to read Putin or sitting in. There's twenty people behind me and there. Some guy yelled we to go somewhere else, and they're all blaming me and I was just. What was wrong with your card? Is Nothing wrong with my car? It was the Castro Register. Well, how do we know that? He don't you don't I guess. A VISA! I'm not trying to brag. What cow of visa good for you? Got The Vikings logo on. A big vikings fan a nerd. They gave you. It's like here. You have one with options of flowers like a rainbow and a hill and the Vikings law go. Through regular card. Boring, though okay, yeah, get the regular current I! Get little clips from the old elderly woman behind the counter when they're like. Oh, you're big. Vikings Fan Older woman, yes. Or the packer fans are like all I really hope you guys lose this Sunday and. No one likes packer found. This show is. Stereotype from time to time you know we were talking yesterday with Mark Taylor about. How how did we is a show? Decide how we were going to cover the social and civil unrest in this society right now, right? Yeah! Look, we know. At the end of the day, we're just being jokes. We're just here for. An attempted last. The mad magazine of radio well, it's like entertainment. I information. Knowledge Second Right, distant, second, distant distant. So sometimes I appreciate that our listeners get that other times I'm annoyed because. I think we got tweeted the same story about one point seven million times yesterday going this is for the power trip. Yup Headline ever not kidding you I. Don't think I've ever got gotten. Something tweeted at me more than this store I know and it's like. Do, they really think. That, we don't have other content to get to that we don't have. Fifteen other things we'd like to discuss this all we are to them. Ladies and gentlemen could I please have your attention? I've just been an urgent and horrifying news story. All of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Really Make, y'all. Guy Sorry. The headphones were plugged in, but we're good now ready for this. You'd probably soliciting to twitter this song everybody world. tweeted this out the power job morning show and we're GONNA. We're GONNA take the bait. We're GONNA take a lead with. It, what is it? I read the headline. You're not going to believe the story, but honestly the headlines almost better than the story. Spanish porn actor arrested over fatal toad venom ceremony. Is that a euphemism. nope. Guy's name is Nacho. Vidal not joke. A doll is forty six. He's being investigated for manslaughter. After a fashion photographer died at his home from inhaling psychedelic towed vapor. I didn't know that was the thing we're GONNA learn about that in a second. It'll circle back to something. We talked about a month ago. Here's the story and I read. A Spanish porn-star is being investigated for manslaughter. After a man died from inhaling toad Benham vapor in his house, Nacho, vidal, forty six was named as a suspect. After fashion photographer Jose Luiz Abbad died from inhaling fumes from a Colorado Colorado River toad. Near Valencia in July of two thousand nineteen. NACHO VIDAL WHO starred in more than six hundred adult films lucky. Dan. Was Arrested on Thursday after Mr died at his home in the Valencian town of. Mr Bod is believed to have been engaging in a mystic ritual when he inhaled vapour from the Psychedelic Code. The Spanish Civil Guards, had quote officers began investigation after the death of a person during a mystical ritual, involving the elation of vapors from the venom of a the. We're going to, go. Boo Fo L. various towed. At the conclusion of the eleventh month eleven month investigation, we have been able to establish that the offense of involuntary manslaughter and a public health offence had occurred. Allegedly committed by those who organized and presided over the ritual, the teller, which is a rare species native to the Saharan Desert Sonoran desert, I guess from northern Mexico to California Arizona Secrete Venom, containing a very powerful, powerful natural psychedelic substance known as. Five me owed DM t here's where circles back to us from a month ago. The effects have been compared to Iowa Ska. A powerful. Hallucinogenic genyk concoction from the Amazon. Consumed is as part of shamanic ritual. So Nacho Vidal's lawyers saying. He didn't do it on purpose. And denied acting the porn star had acted as the Shaman in the ritual. NACHO is very upset by the death of this person, but he considers himself to be innocent with all due respect to the dead man. His Family Nacho maintains that the consumption of the venom was completely voluntary. Nacho Vidal, whose real name is Agnosio Dr? Gonzales posted a youtube video in two thousand sixteen, describing the healing effects of using the toads venom. was arrested man. Any women aged between thirty, seven and fifty all of Spanish nationally so. Guy Died from taking them. Not Vidal the same, not my fault, yeah! I didn't tell me do it. Guys, did his get great time in the song, but I just. I didn't know people were doing toad venom. How do you take it? You Inhale, it somehow always have to read the last sentence. The last two cents is in this case the story. I have from the Daily Star. As well as being a famous performer and director forty six year old vidal is a businessman who sells erotic goods, including twenty five centimeter candles shaped like Nehemiah. Yes he does. That also developed his own line of extra large condo after he's caught gonorrhea one hundred fifty times. And, because his ten inch Pena's. wrote. The Daily Mail left out a lot in about. A I l, the daily. Mail left a ton of details. Yeah, like the penis candles, the gonorrhea, the condoms most importantly Zach get lucky back. Lucky man he. Never Lake and Palmer. Let me know when you have I didn't know he sells life-sized. Got, it. He also has a ten inch pitas. You know. How? Does it smelled like Virginia. This guy selling phallic shaped candles. My goodness! Have to if you're his lawyer, you go by the way my opening statement is. My Whatever has a ten inch peanuts? Rest by, case. Right Kyrie goes. Jealous. What if the defense attorney opened with? My client is not going to murder you with toad venom. He's GonNa murder you with. Like a giant unveil. Disease, case dismissed. To, do it yeah. Not Overall Name. The. My man has attended between us. This make you want to do i. o Oscar less or more. Attended speeder! Yeah. Like. When you're doing I, Oscar or toad venom are told you told them. It's like the organic. is to. Let's say this because it's not six am yet. If somebody came, here's the thing. If you do toad venom to one of two things are going to happen. You're either going to die. Or you're going to end up with the peanuts. Do you do it? Yes, percent, it's now worth fifty fifty. Yes, it is. Sauce. Let's let's just use an example. Would you rather have a three inch penis and be alive or a ten inch up the possibility of attendance? That'd be dead where it, so if I do this I might have a three inch pizzas. Upgrade Yeah. So I get it Archer nation out there I get it. You See Spanish. Porn Star has penis candles and maybe killed somebody with toad venom. And the headlining, you say hey, the power tricks in a love this story. Yeah, we opened with it. But most importantly probably circle. Probably Circle back to it later for Rosie and Nacho. Libre Not Nacho doll. Have the song ready because I'm? Yes this. Has It never been more apropos than reading the last sentence it? Always says he developed his own line of extra large condoms because of his ten. Inch Penis. Gonorrhea hundred fifty times. She'd be the headline here we. Started six. honoree A-. Times. Aren't you just convinced that you just had it once for an extended period of? One Hundred Fifty Different Times knew this guy was a hockey. Boy. But another not on the term. Talk more I got it again. You've had it for six straight days. I think it's a new one. Looks Different today ever. We'll see in a minute. Let me see Chris off. Zach. What are you doing you buying penis candles online. By mean yeah. What would you rather have penis shaped candles, or when Petro's Vagina Candles Vagina Candle? They're just GONNA. They're gonNA look like normal candles. Aquinas Canon's pretty funny though. I have a Janet Kennel my car. You got one of those yeah. GOOP throwing. Bell Carl gave it to merely gave it to you. Yes, she did she. Really. They smell like. Candle. Is Close to smell like Regina? Does it actually? Fills weird. So as a power trip morning. We're almost all of us. Almost all of us in Iowa Oscar out for toad venom. If you took a shot of the venom, I would do it, but huffing venom or whatever. I don't get it. I if we can't do it with a guy like the name Nacho Vidal Yeah. I would even though he's going to probably go to jail for manslaughter, I would still do it with him because he's Nacho Vidal and he's got a ten inch. Crane sounds like they go to jail for. Slaughter. Slaughtered for six hundred adult film, Yes hundred yeah with a ten inch. He's he's. Their Areas LEX. Rights, probably seen many. Couple people who even I know, very. These texts me last night same story and said you know we seen this word. Deep. Sorry for the guy that passed away. I feel bad for that guy, but he I mean I'd have to thank you die the happy man. Yeah, he probably saw the tennis Craig Garrison. Assumptions. Burying the little way for the criminals of the world about if the world woke up today in in her that. Daniel day-lewis was. A suspect in a murder case right, it would be oh no! What's IT Dino? day-lewis is going to go to jail. He might be the greatest actor of our generation. We're all. Just distraught, what what did he do? Chris Awoke up and that Nacho Vidal might be going to prison. Yeah, devastated. He's devastated. Of. That guy was killed soft. well-placed. Both said OD radio. We would take a fifty fifty shot at. Fifty fifty one hundred percent hundred percent. What's what's the highest number I? I don't believe that I truly don't believe they want to you if that option was. If there was a genie in front of us right now. Neither one of you would actually take that deal and I'm one hundred percent sure that. Now if it was a one percent chance of dying. Yeah, I think you both would say I think I'm GONNA. Go for. It was a ten percent chance. I would do it I. Don't think you would call. Inch Penis. Why is everybody looking at me? I don't think he would do it for ten percent either. Or if I had to, yes. I learned from Dallas on the table You. Spray the board and you end up making money right? Yes, a poor analogy, but yeah just take the shot. Who Cares, you're GONNA. Maybe it's GonNa. It's GONNA come out of one hundred year dead. Story at the funeral. Why did Tommy Die? he and hailed toad venom in hopes of getting attendance penis. How did that end up? He died. But look at that jets. No he didn't get it. Oh, or is it an automatic trade? You get the ten injured, but you die ten percent of the time, so you're getting a ten inch Pena's either way, but then you're dying some of the time you're. I'm getting confused. Open Casket Situation Yeah, I guess you don't. because. If you die, then even though you guys have said it multiple times on major market morning radio. If you die everyone at the funeral, be like what happened to Tommy. Well his. Penis shamed him so much that he was willing to die. Trying to get a bigger one so really tough break for Teo. Right that's about the most embarrassing way to go is he was so desperate to get one that was. Apparently legendary Spain but think if think of this think get the songwriting. Zach thank if. Tommy and I both do it two weeks later. We have Tommy's funeral and I show up and I stand over the cast, so you survive. He didn't. Write place or so you're in the ninety percent that survive. He's dead and you just rub it literally. Rub It in his face. You lived in Heat I. Greg Yeah. Tommy. Go. Daddy wouldn't law. would be incapable of He's dead. That's what I'd want. Definitely work by shorts. You wouldn't be able to fit. Legitimately think one percent might be the Max number either. One of you actually take it's it's ten. Under Yeah Ninety ten. Yeah. It would eats agincourt. Been married at been I'm been with the same Gal for ten years. I ain't gambling my life or anything, and you don't have to. Gamble your life. Your John Thanks I. Did say Chris pulled them from anotion. Speaking of Chris Hockey's I. Think about this we. He's gone the rest of the week. He's back on Monday, but. We started at five thirty five. We've been doing the show for almost twenty minutes over twenty minutes. I think half of the first segment would've featured Chris Hockey calling in Nacho Vidal. Spanish. Front Page Sports is next time heals in his time. He's takes at seven twenty. Rosie later Lieber later. We'll get ben take on. The drew brees situation so much more this. Is, the power to have one on the fan. Fan. noted. Record. Just shy. The story bed commercial break is it's over. Patients? I'M GONNA. I'M GONNA. Back to the power trip morning. Show I'm cory cove. There's sauce Zach. There's Tommy ells. Tom It's great to be back hairs looking good dude. I try to get a haircut yesterday. Thank you, thank you. Thank you The ATHOL US every twincities location, hundred eighty minutes or more weighted. You shouldn't say every, but every one that was even remotely close to where I was within a half an hour in any direction. Hundred and eighty minutes or longer wait so I might just when the show ends today at nine am I might just throw my name on the list. Do it by your mind by noon or one. I can probably get in there. I love those checking online brilliant man. Is everybody across the twin cities experiencing this salons, a major chain or yeah. Your mom obviously wanted to get my mom. It's like that's private bellboy. Does, not the DOT. Stay away. toad venom. What else is she willing to take? Notice my aunt actually works with. Elvis mom. Is that right? What a small world! Yeah! That sounds economic. You guys are both, ciders. East eastern East by guys. An an appointment told June sixteen. I leave the beard Y- beard. Whale Manley. Back Yeah the tough. Yeah, my beard got Atkinson. Mitee were. Lucky. Oh. I didn't take the DOJ. Through my name and that digital lists today. But Yours looks fine for looks really good. They're gonNA walk in and go. You're going to walk in. They're gonNA. Go. You WanNa. Why would you want? What do you want? Like, it's shorter. What are you GonNa? Do the short on the size long top little bit, l. e.. That's the best look. Good look. At Jason and I said that. We're very fascinated by his hair. The first sexy some bitch Kinda here product to you. Look Good Down over it. Get those sides like a one like one and a half like old fade up. You can yeah. Can I have the flow like you? Do you get better here than I? Do think it's took. It took about a year to grow I was looking. At last year's becks is when we went to Vegas. Tough. Times you know I would have been. One Week from today. I don't even talk radio. One Week. Yeah the best the best twenty four hours man ever. Flew in got in at midnight left Sunday morning at eight am. Got Out On Sunday. That's too quick if it's not. GonNa work we did we really did. You Sleep. If you get there Friday night at midnight, and you leave. And then we'd probably slept for about three hours and then try just weasel workout in because we have abandon a Tub ben and. Then we try to stay the cabanas lungs. We could witness the greatest feat I've ever seen in my life, and then passed out about eight o'clock at night, because then we tried to make it out Saturday night. We can so our second here. Yeah, so you spent. Total then. Thirty two hours in Vegas Max. That's not enough. I mean you can't even get your feet, said No. I would never do that normally, but we. We looked at the night before. Because Paul's like we're getting advantage. That's all I needed. We got go I. Don't want to deal with the hassle of traveling anywhere. Let Alone Vegas not getting a minimum of three days minimum amount to go in LAS. Vegas fours. Yeah, Friday to Monday for. Yeah, I like four because it's you're not watching the clock the second you get there. That's why I would hate thirty two hours. Is the second you land your. Data Shaven dropped my bags off in my room. I should just leave it at bell. Uber to go to the airport and we just throw bags on the bed, Wedeman unpack see that's what I'm talking about I. Don't want to be watching the clock. I like a day to forget what day it is Yup and then two three days go. Oh, that's right. I, I got about a day and a half left. Agree because Vegas. It's so rare that you crush the whole time, right? Those are the trips and I've only had a couple of those where four days I need another four days. Yeah, most of the time by day four. That's when you're I have get out of your. Four nights. Is that what you're saying? Yes, a lot I want I want to. I want four dates or at least three nights, but I would. Preferably. Four nights out the morning of the fifth. The last time we went with the the bye week crew. Yeah, we extended our stay for one more day, and that got little long. Four nights is a lot get lost. One day I think the power trip linked. Yeah is the perfect Lang. NACHO VIDAL's line. You get there Wednesday morning. Wednesday night Thursday night Friday night Saturday night. Fly Home first thing morning. Yeah, you hit the Friday and Saturday night crowd! You have a ton of time. Disconnect so many three dollar waffle fries at the planet Hollywood sports book. The one year day Tuesday to Saturday. I stayed an extra night to see Schwarzenegger. That was hideous. I couldn't get out till six. I'm standing waiting for my flight. I'm the last one standing in Adele's. Hello comes up in the shuffle on my. On my phone I'm not kidding. I just stood there and sobbed. I wanted to go home so bad again. Famous Leah my world series of poker trip that I went out to what three years ago so by myself. Had the worst three or four days of poker that I can possibly imagine just got rocked right head, just the money flying out of my pocket. No chance never sniffed any positive like Apollo creed versus right I was getting rocked in horrific ways like. In the tournament world we call it bonding out of tournaments, just instantly out of two or three major tournaments and then. I tried to go to the airport to get out a day early. Remember this I told you. This is the steak fries and Shark Week Day I'm like I can't even play cash so sick of Polka right now. Went to the airport, yes. Please go home today. I'll we only have standby I? Don't I don't know if you're going to be able to even get home by tomorrow morning, you might. It might be faster just away your own flight. Them Do. I'll probably go back to your hotel. So you, so then, i. This is the truth. This this is how sick of gambling I wasn't how how much I wanted to be home for I. It's my favorite place on the world. I wanted to get home to do nothing I would have rather just sit home for twenty four hours so I took an uber back. To The hotel and I legitimately worked on initials for like ten hours because I'm not gambling anymore. I can't take it i. can't take this. Set my room watch shark week and worked on initials if you drink at least. Know, what. I was working on the board game at the time so I'm like I'm GonNa work on Games Fair. I'm going to have steak fries. I'm GonNa Watch Jerk Week. It was depressed. I don't want to work on the game and they want. WanNa do anything I wanted to. Oh. Man. You Got Steak fries. At least that's where do our has. To to sleep. My sources say sauce wouldn't have eaten himself. Your sources are so far wrong. I had this day. He, wouldn't you? Know, he would eat anything. That's not what I'm here. I've witnessed. Suicide down the hall. What yes okay! Wait a minute now. It's not like way I've seen the. Stuff that happened before right, but see that's. That's like not watching the end of six cents. If you don't know what happens, you don't know what happens I. Could I put my life on the line? One hundred percent zero well. We've learned that you've. You've been willing to put your life on the line for a lot of. I still stand by that fifty fifty. Right? That's a sad day though for a sad day. It's win. As I've said when you've told that story in every other time, I've told my zad pressing story. When it goes like when when the when the bottom falls out, it's the worst city on the plan because you. It's you're so. Alchoholic at a bar, you're constantly surrounded by everybody's having fun throwing money and everything you know. Money. To grow, but everybody else is having fun all of the positive. It's your playground. Yeah, you can do whatever you want. But like you said when that line is crossed in, and you just hate it and you're pissed. It's just right in your face that you just can't do it anymore. Yeah I. WanNa go, and you and you don't, but I do when I tilt because I've lost so much money on sports gambling in you. Just the one thing I never knew till. Yeah, the, but the one thing I never do now. Is I just I never go get more money once. That runs out but that. A! Tough field, you talk that never go to like. Yeah, let's go to the ATM Literally No. Money before you go never go right because, and it sets sets your limit for the trip. How much are you willing to lose worse case scenario? What are you going to bottom out at? Yeah, but to me it's not even about the money. I just got so sick of Omay in horrific rations Syria. I couldn't take it. Mental anymore wasn't even financially financially. It was a disaster, but emotionally my I can't take this. This sucks. Yeah, yeah, that's correct. That's when we Mikey and I. The my horror story coming home was we show up to the airport and we get to our sprinting through the airport. This is on, Sunday. We try to. Style, yeah, we got the seven AM flight and we. Don't always. We literally were sleeping at six fifteen right and we we can make it and like we get to the court. They at the at the like the front gate. Like where your check in Delta. You know you guys, can't. You'RE NEVER GONNA? Make know. Late then they put us on the next flight. Super Nice like you guys would be like I've never had that so easily like. Hey, there's room on the ninth. Just go grab. Some breakfast will be good. We go, sit down at Chili's or wherever we said that are quite good. Start clanking. Next thing you know, it's like eight fifty five and we're looking at each other. Like okay. We gotta pay. We start running. We get to their. They already shut the door. Margot missed that flight and I I start snapping then I like I might. Slater switch because Eddie Mike. You were just gone and they cost you a flight. Yes, so then now you're stuck at the airport. Diner yeah that diner there right at the top of the later. Yeah, we go post up in the corner there. And just start drink geen well. When was the third flight schedule? So then I had to just start seeing like I. looked at South West and all this different stuff, Mike, he just calls up little caesars whatever gets a hotel for the night. He's staying and then I. Think I'll stay here with. You figure it out so then because I had to go back to work, I had to work the next day. You don't care, so we just started getting just a lot just started drinking. Did you go to any pressel this? Yes. You have to like. Everything inside like eleven thirty and then I. Get the. Thirty flights. PM, so. We're sitting there. That's not I know but I had to drop like seven hundred dollars for. They crazy. And then we sit there and then our bill comes. We spent way too much at diner and then Eddie Mikey go back, but I I was ready. I've never been so angry in my entire life. was that moment when we walked back to? The Second Lane Light. We missed and they said we can't make I've if let's say I've gone to Vegas Fifteen Times I've missed my flight home at least ten. And I? Yes, I could never. Time we want? We were sitting waiting for our flight and that was the year that you've got hammered. Tommy he's Zombie. By our game. And we're like Oh. Todd and he kind of does. So out of it. We're like Tommy leave at five hours ago. SAAMI walk by the. This is where we're at now. Four months into this garbage. I would kill to feel that depression. Bottomed out right now fees. I wanted to just feel it right. How jamming is the highs and the lows I'm going? I want the rush schober. I can't wait they open today. How about that do they get cracking today? Last night I think at twelve o one I think. I think it was midnight last night I wonder if. Not Full bore, but they were pictures on twitter, twitter of like the dealers with the mass. Yeah it's. They were getting ready last night so I believe it was last night so right on cue. Somebody just texted or tweeted at. All of us. The clock has hit midnight in Vegas and here is the line to get in. Which Casino! The, D. Your favorite casino. What the Hell is the D I? Think it's in, isn't it? In a Lotta things uptown. Downtown! Downtown Beg. It's have never heard of the D.. It's right across from I. Think Been You who the hell goes downtown. Knocks out town so. Much going down terrace and swat he'd. Have to give it a shot Nabi. Pretty. During the homages, a third related and drank and during the days. Strip guy time he's going to say no. There's a bunch of old bag down. It's back strip if your messiah, Legion. Downtown Tommy Scott. I heard. The closer together right like it's easier bar hop there during the. Easy. Awadhi. Mile from. About Saddam, listen to me. Downtown is never fun. Hat. Was the same way. We wouldn't a couple of years ago Nauru my brother increase. We're going to go downtown for the day. A Mike I don't WanNa. Go there like you're going. Because what else are you going to do and it was? It was legit fine. It's fun. Get drunk on the strap like an adult hits noon amount. What's wrong with? Have you been there at night? Suck, say phenomenal live music. They got the big screen above. Junior. People walk through crystals and gone to. The BET makes dowse how! Snuff bill well out of downtown. Is there anything better than walking? Listen you get that smell. Walk on the way to our right now. That's what I want. I just wanted to walk. Home Planet how Hollywood just walked through Crystals Zip God's. I might go to Vegas and July I have never spent one dollar and crystal. It's not even at that starbucks. They've never spent the dollar in them all. JUST WANNA walk through it. On the way to lose money at Aria I made some dumb purchasing old crystals before Ovine, not good good for you te'o. Just because I hit when Jordan hit, fade away from me on the table and my. Mom. I I put Red Twentieth of chip on May, twenty three and actually hit. Sixteen hundred bucks. On one spin coolest thing ever and I had read is inside Greece the red on there and the. Would you buy Christina? Handbag no went to Boleslaw goes or Paulsen Lend Me August what? Shoes, but shoes dress shoes. Yeah, there's some designer shoe. No I actually gave him, too. So I get it for myself too. Oh, that's a gift for her. So this is the whole story so I actually was at the register, but I was like I. Don't want to carry these right now. Because I'm in Vegas I didn't want to. Ship into your house. I, don't trust you. I don't like I was. Definitely trust right looking back. I should yeah. Sometimes it takes the the the tax out. Oh, you should. I should have done that. I didn't so. So I guess I just lied you guys. I didn't buy them, but I was, I was at the catcher like ready to pay just because I had cash and I felt like a baller will. You Hold Sixteen hundred bucks in your hands. You think you're like who is guy on earth feel. Right yeah. whom a T shirt and you know! Twenty dollars shoes I feel like every time I walked through crystals, I'm GONNA get pretty. Woman and I wanted to go into store so to have them. Go move along sir. Huge Mistake. Big Mistake look homeless. I Sports what brand brought to you by Ryan? Criminal Defense Thanks Ryan pussycat criminal defense. Tommy, I'm glad you're here. Because when we get back sauce list. Is it rolling Stone No? Out. Spin Spin mazing the top fifty songs of twenty twenty. We're halfway through garbage year. We've elicited top fifteen specifically, and I don't think I've even heard. One of them I've heard Allahu one of them in the system, right? Yeah it's weird, so let's walk through. Tell me. About them or if you know him or love him, or whatever all right got it bar the power your morning show after this on the fan. and. Then to? Cigarette. Choose. To. Go back to the pirates your morning show Tommy ells in his ear it. We were talking that We started that last second before he spiraled into Vegas that I was attempting. Wait maybe three hours to get a haircut because it's very busy right now. I said you actually went out in an eight somewhere though. It was it was a normal? The audio bit. Where'd you go wildwood tavern rate in the heart Monteverde? Willing Minnesota actually but just. And it's the same place that owns causes I. DON'T EAT IT A. Sister Place in Mon. Meet I got it and it was great it. Felt so good to get waited on again and like. Everyone was just so excited and happy. You have to like. Write your name down type thing and like this case. If someone does come with it then they have to call you back, so they can track it right something like that but felt so good to get like fresh food and just sit there, and they just have a conversation having people come up and ask you like appetizers and everything is great. Everything was good was awesome felt totally normal. I think is it wasn't busy. We just got to kind of drive by and ask. Hey, are you guys? Are you GONNA take? Just started June one right? Yeah, yeah, the patio bit, and there are already rumors that walls may address the state and the next day or two that the restrictions may be eased even sooner than we think right even before June fifteenth. Inside maybe maybe I don't know. I don't know it's not good though I tell you I feel really good, really really good. Yeah, sauce, go okay, so this is the top fifteen songs of two thousand, eight, hundred so far according to Spin magazine. Spin magazine. You want to start you since you're the youth. Walk US through if you've heard these like these these whatever started fifteen and go back fifteen and Zach you said only one of these is in the system. There's one that I cannot find anywhere. least must be great then. All Right? Yeah, that's terrible. So, good youtube doesn't happen. Number Fifteen is a band called disclosure and the song's called Tondo. We don't have that one saw snow shot then nobody. What sound like yeah? This is me. My name is. Noriko and I looked like a ton though. He said about me, but Donald rhymes with Tondo. SLANT RHYME Allies. Go ahead. On I. GOTTA MAKE SURE THEY'RE GONNA? There's probably his swearing Tondo. What? Maybe, it's like. Nintendo. Sounds like. down. This. What's fourteen? Halls XLII, you should be sad who? Obviously who? Halls Lee, who? Palsy got it damaged only took four tries. Palsy, this is a Banger yeah. This on! These off. She's so good. Other songs thousand times better than this one, but yeah mayors in the music video nightmares ways. The horse one. Look up this video much this on those it, my God, you should be sad. You're actually might want to go to the bathroom for. Jesus. Make out a horse. What am I missing? What's? Lost everyone. GETS MARRIED THE DISCO INFERNO. Music Video. All righty. What's the name of this? You should be sad. Look. Google. Images area! GotTa Watch. Make sure screen shot. Yeah, I mean. It's the songs. Five. percent is good as nightmare. Abbey, okay number thirteen. Sam Hunt nailed it hard to forget. Is Jeremy? Navan. clanking on the lake. Twelve, Lady Gaga stupid love. I actually liked to saw. This is Kinda sounds like higher love like by. Go One or whatever? Reminds me of it. Like Gog I ever since that movie. This are Alejandro. Levin run the jewels. ooh, La La Yeah. We can find a clean version of that I. Don't know anything about them but run. The jewels was the ban. It was GONNA be the opener for rage against the machine target. Center. I think they local I I. Don't know I don't think so. They were going to be on the entire tour. Really we would have heard about them if they were local. They are Abdul I don't know anything about them. All I know is that they were supposed to open. Twelve number ten spell. It W. A. X., A. H. A. T., C. H. E.. The HATSCHI wax. 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I'm married together hates country music. That was part of the plan. Actually hates you more Christina Anzac. People I've been sat, people. I've been set. Oh my God! But. Video. Sure or the opposite what? It's an interesting look. This isn't bad. Poppy concrete. Names terrible. All poppies the bathroom. You haven't heard any of these. Other than Mattia day and Sam, that's all I. Know I can't I can't do that. Hayley Williams. Sugar on the rim. Sorry. I liked that. Oh, my Lord! We need that. I love this guy. Do a quick trivia contact between me this artist. What am I sources say? Sauce refuses to eat. I like. That is correct. Number to. Turn this off. That's terrible, just terrible. This year sucked. Yes, that's awful. This is the worst. This is like downtown Vegas, yes, correct. Fiona apple heavy balloon. We've heard that right is one no I didn't. I. Did Megan the Stallion Captain Hook Oh? Yeah, all right well. We can't confirm a clean version, but I'll say the lyrics. A I'm a problem. Nobody solving you can keep hating I'm popping regardless. He want to blink look like Megan stallion all right there he goes. Yeah! That's terrible directed by his phone number to Fiona apple heavy balloon. Music. People like us with. The heavy balloon. There's gotTa be better, Song Chairman. Lord College? funeral was on the map wave for Lord or music is actually pretty good. Thanks. On number one. Lipa. Start now one sign. This is feeling ruled by duleep. Kinda shreds other than than halls in this song. That Yeah. I don't know this one. Yeah I this. Good Yeah Yeah. Being robbed. Alabama Song visit good hips. Bad. Jamiroquai, Song Okay Jamiroquai do it. So there's there's one that I think this. One, it's called stuck with you. By area underground day I think you guys would like. I think I've heard that. Yeah, it's about whatever corona. Staying home. Play for the new. The new the new bay. Probably Right now. He's not listening to his own radio show because he's on Don listening checking your new lady friend. The Stock Market Oh. No, you weren't. It doesn't open for all. Happy. I love it good Martin bed. You slept good for the heart. You're checking your. Why are you checked? The parking doesn't open for two hours. You can't. You can't wait for break to look at the pre markets Amman, man. I heard this song. Gardening called stuck on you. Know. It's not. It's fine nothing better than a good morning text. Oh! Them. Wanting snap with like a little heart. This Do, you know what her name is. Sausage New Lady had no idea he won't tell me. Given off air one. Tell me keeping it secret. So happy for looking twinkling. The best. If we were talking fascinating quarantine. Really just I'm done. It was like a love drug for everyone. A best friend. Did everybody just get desperate and say like somebody? I can't do this alone. That's a little bit of that two. One hundred percents desperate. Might be lovely, but she's desperate well, and he's in love at usefully locked in My best friend from kindergarten tone is dating, says his sister crazy crazy hours. But Tell. Tone drawer in Love Eddie and Cameron Looks Great. I'm. Corinthian is good for that. Otherwise this year size. Good bad. It's been a rough six months, yes. Started up pretty hot though. January wasn't bad. It's starting to turn. The microphone POPs because he yells at so loud. What really matters is next. This is the power on the fan. Ben Lever Twenty minutes now. I'll be getting on. Playing. Van. I. Could never live without right. Let's dive into it. What really matters is the segment we do everyday around six forty. In this case, it's forty five. I do sports news stories, then sauce. You're going to change my life with something else. That might actually interest Tommy's Zach in the listening audience. Yes, sir, it's brought to you by our friends at cultivated CBD THANKS CULTIVATED CBD. Drew brees is catching all kinds of hell from everyone across the sports world including his own teammates. When he said quote, he will never agree with anybody disrespecting the Flag Zach. It's in the system. Would you please? Everyone Saini's tone deaf reading the room doesn't understand the fight. Everyone's saying to miss. For drew brees yeah, not good timing. They're not good timing, not understanding. The whole message. She's just missing the point. I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country. Let me just tell you. I see or what I feel when the national anthem is played, and when I looked at the the flag of the United States I vision, my two grandfathers who fought for this country during world, war two, so every time I stand with my hand over my heart. Looking at that flag and singing the national anthem. That's what I think about, and in many cases, it brings me to tears. The last ninety percent of that sound bite is fine. Rightly, your grandfather's proud of the the sacrifices of the fight proud of the country, proud of the flag should be. It's the first six seconds that makes him sound like he's missing the point. If that's the line. I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag, so you're saying. That is kneeling. Everybody does protesting everybody. That's fighting this fight. If. They're gonNA. disrepect the flag I'm not with them well, then you're missing the point so if you would have kept that I six seconds out of it. He wouldn't be in hot water one. Even when you lead with that and everything else after that sounds like you're, you're off the mark, so he's catching so much hell. He's got teammates going online like Malcolm Jenkins telling him to f. off right Aaron Rodgers Lebron. James Big Names are dumping on drew brees. And for a guy that's donated a lot of money to the community. Yeah, he's done a lot of community work in New Orleans, he's. He's a God. In New Orleans in there's there's online. There's chance from new. Orleans from protests at drew brees like in twenty four hours. The city has turned on him. Crazy People across the country, begging for him to quit and retire now. She's just cancel culture going. You're done. We're done with you. Who've man when you have the? Stephen Jackson's comments online I mean everybody just just dumping on him. Rough Day for drew brees. Should have stayed home and played ruggedly. By the way, how about that moment? The other day Te'o and I are texting back and forth because to me out with something. Plan Rocket League with Miami Neighbor Dan and Greece's Buddy Nellie. Thank you for your service. Yeah, thank you. and. Agai VK has just a sick walk off, and we win and I'm just hammering. Tommy and tax going Nice Goal Damn. That was. Just, a bunch of talk and I realized. Taksin! What's wrong, person? I! Like? Sweet I thought you had that spiked. Walk off goal Damn. Dot Three Comeback Nice finish. You had to walk up spike girl BRONC personnel. Brilliant. Freight Great bit. Funny, totally. Forget Of Course A. Series of congratulatory walk off gold tax. He's so confused and he's looking down on me so bad right now. What we're talking about before that though. Your boy I just stay indoors and play raggedly tax. Tommy about your sweets and bite goals. But what really matters is this. There are forty seven hundred species of fraud is only one makes a ribbon sound, but we associated with all frogs, because the frog that Rivets is native to California so the one. That sounds engineers only recorded that for the movie. So it's the one that sound engineers only recorded for the movie. These toads dog full. What about when you're up, north? And you hear all this bullfrogs. Isn't that a rivet Nice it's like a croaking sound but Meta true rigor. Bone frogs sale. Good Life Yeah. When you see a Bullfrog, he don't WANNA kill it. You sound like wow, you're big. And they gotTa Have Gianfranco. And their long tongues do. either. My sources say sauce has no useful. Sources are so wrong. It's not what I hear. The NBA's the board of Governors intends to Approve League proposal on a twenty two team format to restart the season in Orlando Florida. The conference call on the vote is set for early. I think either early this afternoon. It's twelve thirty eastern time. Whatever eleven thirty here they're going to vote in. That means the season will end. For the Timber Wolves would be one of the eight teams that are not in that twenty two team restart so. All of our friends at Fox sports north like Marnie Geller. Their season's over. For system coaches, trainers, coaches players up stun. Say something quickly. About that sure. Just do the top eight teams don't Riggott so Zion Williamson. That's all they're doing. If, Zayn Williamson was the eighth seed. They wouldn't have the other teams. That's not true. The NHL's doing because it's not fair. Because not everybody is played the same games. That's the difference. No Yeah. So it's fair to give the teams that would've been in contention to make a playoff spot to not eliminate those team. They they one of the original as they were just going to do. The top eight teams meet each league and there's a bunch of rumors online, I don't ever remember hearing that plan. Yeah, I saw it. I think it was bro Bible that. They're manufacturing this mostly the male or doing what they're doing to, so they can get Zaire on in the player I. Don't buy that at all on TV. Okay I I. Don't buy it. It's the same thing with the H. L. Doing the twenty four teams right? It's those those are the other eight teams. That would have had a chance to get in like for example in the NBA. The? Magic are the eighth see. The wizards are five and a half back then in the West the grizzlies are the eighth seed. The Blazers Pelicans and kings are three and a half back. The Spurs are four back the sons or six back. So. Those are the teams that will have a shot. At getting end, they're basically saying like look. It's not fair. If you're three games out with twenty games to go to say you're done. Also the the Pelicans happen to be one of those teams. But I truly don't think they're doing this just for Zyban. Because he's not even 'cause, he's not guaranteed to get in right. He's only guaranteed to be a part of that Asia game quote regular season to determine the sixteen. That make it an eight times. That's why because it makes that more interesting. No one cares about that, but the average sports fans going to go Oh Zion to watch. I'm telling you I'm just reading it I didn't make it up. I'm just saying that's part of it, but that's not the only. Fairness. This is fairness. I don't know that means I turn. Sure, what really matters is this the guy who invented glow sticks didn't know they were popular at concerts and festivals until twenty thirteen. That sounds made up i. mean I know that. Glow six. You do. When did he invent them say? But he didn't know they were popped. Fact Totally The interview. Right. Did they interview in two thousand thirteen? I just found out. People use my thing at at Coachella. Own Nineteen sixty five miles away. He didn't go safety without knowing they were big concert. down. Maybe it wasn't a concert Gore Yeah. I Trust Sauce knows everything about Zion. Glow sticks, thank you. Reading Yeah. No I know nothing about that. WHO's turn? Gonzaga's coach Mark Few is GonNa Cancel all team activities on election day, and he wants other college basketball coaches to follow in his footsteps. He wants it to help. Start chains that everybody. either. I think it's A. There's a lot of people that wanted to be a national holiday, right? Let's let's many businesses as possible. Shut down, so everyone has a chance to vote on election day and Gonzaga's mart view says. I'm not. GonNa, make any of my players or staff do anything on election day. I to give them every opportunity. There's no practices. No Games were not traveling. We're not doing anything we're voting if we're you know eighteen and. Everybody's I, assume everybody is at that point you're in college. It's about. I love it. Initial who knows why not what really matters? Is this violins made by Antonio Stra Vardi. Are the most expensive in the world. But he also made a small number of guitars, and there's only one left in existence. I saw that one son an episode of Pawn Stars. With somebody thought they had a strata very, and they were like. That's way I said. You said differently the first time then I realized they set it wrong so I wanted to go back and make sure I said it right the second time. And they're not said this is. Real, but they thought they had one in there like if this is real this worth a million dollars, but that's why that show is so fake because it's site then they go to commercial. Doing other stopping auto commercial sector only doing it because they're paid. And because Zions on TV that's the reason that the NBA is doing that. I just read the article. Don't be mad at. Your. You know you see that you know you read an opinion article. I think it was a fact article. I think you get confused between opinions and facts. Confused. Tommy you were going to say. A couple of things. Houses Zion things and the reason. I'm going to watch. No wonder you to love each other right. Yeah, sausage, goat and to. I doesn't really matter, but I've never heard of those violent destructive. Whatever strawberry? Fender, stratocaster! I've seen them. They're really nice, but they are. We'll do the news with halvorsen when we come back. Joined in a second, and then about twenty minutes now Tavee snakes live in studio, which is a lot of fun. This is the power show on the fan. Fan. Just new Mendez. The ferry. Doom at. Williams the new arm. New, to me three. I have heard has been isn't released one in twenty twenty this song. Harry style giant Harry Styles Fan. He's a new timber. Point oh do everything I agree. He's better timber timberlake. I duNno low. I agree. Bullets. Top five guys swish lives with. Off the top of your head. Who are the other three Ryan Reynolds? Reynolds. Timberlake, Kimberlake. Tiger two thousand two. Not Tiger. Billion Dollars maybe seen as how what's wrong with tiger now now it'd be. Like a dad stuff, you just want to be like a sex addict. No. Tiger Reynolds. Others one big on. The Rock Nacho Vidal. The Rock good now. What about NACHO VIDAL? Naturally He's not dead. You. Have may have murdered. That doesn't have to do a lot of physical work right now. So not the rock the rock Warren Buffett's. Eight days those yeah like it has a dad bought so you don't have to work out all the time got you, but just has fitzpatrick. Bases in great shape, but he's got one hundred fifty billion, yeah. That'd be good, but be like a cool guy and counting down Leo. Like, yeah, pretty cool deleo, or like Ryan Gosling. Who would you switch places with? O. Rien roads for sure right not had all. These top three. I didn't meet him I crept out on him. I was I wanNA Phantom late you. With them. I wouldn't say it's immediately. WAS IT LA. This was in Atlanta. This is the super bowl in Atlanta good looking. Good look share Super Charmaine. Then you would. Of course, right, who else? Do you switch places with Oh Gosh. You're asking me now. JT's on there because he's a scratch golfer to and he's Got Jessica Biel and he's a Jordan shoe guy. There jeeter equal to. Know. He Mean Oh, but he's. I've read. There was a debt now back to. Opinion, not in fact, there's a great deadspin article about the most overrated baseball players in the nineties and one of them is Derek Jeeter. He doesn't play in New York no one care. He's an average baseball player. That's stupid. Dumb articles. You read article. In fact, it's some guys opinions. How do you know the difference you weren't list? No one guy said he was an average player. It's a fact he's good. I. Read It. It's just an opinion. Sorry, Ben! Who else are we thinking? Well! I would switch place with Iraq. I wouldn't know what that lifestyles like A. Good Life! There's a lot now that I sort of think about it. Basil's would be great. Elon Musk would be great on phenomena. You the space whenever you want. Yeah, just like fire up the Rock Let's go I. Are that thing up? Yeah. OH, boy Odd. Shaquille O'Neal chack. Yeah, it'd be cool. It's so fascinating man. Seems like he's having the time of his right. Like every time you see me just seems like he is just party. He's just having a great time. he doesn't give a rip now. His kids to be really good. To have that, too. I don't know those are just ones that dislike hopped in my head. Yeah, obviously. Obviously a All these guys have a lot of money like a lot of like like truly like F you. have to worry about it anymore. You core I got three. Matthew Reese Justin verlander Mr Incredible. Brown. You have really really well played out good. History incredible. Yeah, you've. Yeah. Sauce, you order you. People are switch places. Probably JT. Dave Matthews. and. Corey. Feldman. trust me I. DON'T WANNA. Switch places me. It's not that great. Is Great. Well Yeah I mean anybody with giant leader so and so not vidal. Nacho Vidal. Is You know I don't? Give it all. We opened the show with it. Twice! As show kind of story, we'll circle back eight o'clock hour with now I will say that. Let's just say the fact that you're Nacho Libre you're you're GonNa WanNa Change Your name to Nacho Vidal, by the end of the show. If hockey were here. This would probably be the fifth segment of. Yes, it would have been the whole show if I was here. But. The last line. Of the Article Zach go quickly. Who would you switch places with? Shawn Mendez. Get to spend time with Camila Cabello okay. My. Second one would be comedic AO SC gets to spend time with Shawn Mendez. And can we time travel because I? Do Howard Stern like thirty years ago great answer? What's wrong with startling? How he's got like four years left in. These all the goal he's. So maybe. He's sitting on a fat statue eight. Hundred layers pretty good luck in best is pretty good, luck and very good looking. All right fine Howard now news and found. Visit Kfi, news with me, hockey presented by by your flight. Credit Union So like meet hockey because you me. Sorry here's the news and slit hockey. Burdens flip My name is Zach Alverson and I give you the hard news. Minneapolis protesters Cindy be satisfied that the other three officers involved in George Voyage death are now charged. A rally was held near the intersection of Floyd's death near on Wednesday afternoon where multiple people spoke to protesters, including Lloyd's friend and former NBA player Steven Jackson Jackson told the crowd that everyone's happy with the news, but not satisfied. Well, so here's an I know. We lawyer Lambert on yesterday to discuss this in look. That's why a lot of us aren't lawyer. Some of the stuff's really confusing. A lot of people online who are very pro like justice here. They WANNA see Derek Shogun is his last time. I saw shopping show beverage oven, but people want to see him. Go down big time right like they WANNA see him. Put Away for a long long time, so these are not going Ooh here's loophole are saying that changing it from third degree to second degree has also massively increased. The degree of difficulty that it's going to be much harder to get a conviction on second degree. Even if they think it is what the right charge is, it's. It's. We're setting ourselves up now for a huge letdown because we're swinging bigger because we think that's what's fair, but now a convictions more difficult. That has a recipe for disaster. Because if this is an acquittal, it's riots times for right. So it's we think this is the fair charge, but now we have to stick the landing. If you don't stick. The landing gambled with second degree and look a lot of us want to put away for essentially ever. But if we went for forty years instead of trying to guarantee a twenty or twenty five year sentence at the risk of giant riots. Is it really worth it? I don't know it's it's illegal. Gamble that I don't understand. I've I've read a lot of people saying this is a gamble going for second degree. I don't know I don't know what the right answer is. So I haven't read the article either but. So, is it just second degree murder as or no like? Ancillary charges like manslaughter charges or like that like I'm not sure. If the burden of proof does not is is not a sniper shot, and they can't get the second degree. Is there a fallback? Is Our fall great question and the other The other three are charged with aiding and abetting. Murder Yeah. So the other three of them are facing a lot of time as well and again I. Think everybody understands even though we want justice, and we want all four of them to get in trouble. The other three by definition are going to be much harder. Prove yeah, in convict than the other one so. We're going to have to walk a tight rope. Because all of us want justice, all of us want to see the four of them punished, but man it's it's still the law. It's still the legal system. Be Tricky. We know the timing of it. They win this. Big Your Dad yesterday even said it could be up to a year right. He could take a long time. You gotTa Find A. Place to even have the trial where you're GonNa, find Joel Joel. Zack's houses. Option but. This is far from over to take a long time. But I think people are excited about at least that all four are charged. We got a second degree murder charge, so it's it looks like they're going to be held accountable, but again you have to stick the landing Yup Yup. It's all just Advantix Zach. The city of Minneapolis estimates violent protests and riots over the death of George Floyd Have Causey least fifty five million dollars worth of destruction reports say Mayor Jacob Fry will request state and federal aid to rebuild the city. University of Minnesota trial on the anti-malaria drug hydroxy chloroquine has shown. The drug is unable to prevent coronavirus. The results of the randomized trial were published in the New England Journal of Medicine Wednesday the results show almost the same number of people develop krona virus who took hydroxy chloroquine as those who took a placebo? A about looks like about five hundred Duluth city employees are being forced to take eighteen days of unpaid leave over the next year, and a half due to budget issues and US release from the American Federation of State, county, municipal employees local sixty six city employees belong to a union, recently approved the memorandum to preserve jobs the. Star Tribune reports Lewis, facing at budget of up to thirty eight million dollars due to the coronavirus pandemic. That's a budget deficit. Duluth is not immune. Every every walk of life in this country is going through something like that pay cuts, furloughs, layoffs, or forced paid vacation unpaid vacation over the next handful a month, or in that case year, and a half a year, and a half is stretching that I'm not that bad. It's not that bad. Going that's it big deal. Most people are going through way worse than that. Wait say that again. Being out of work for a year and a half is not that bad. No, no! Days off over the next year. GOTCHA GOTCHA Is We, two and a half weeks over, but over a year and a half you can split it I mean it's not the end of the world. Way Worse. Zach Duluth. Fall on your. Cities I'll have to look that up later Mr. Olsen logging list was dead last again, Newport no-one. Yes Newport and throughout the day. well-earned, not changing that pull the second to last hell was newport. North of cottage girl, you drive through every time you go to. Try to drive as fast as you can write off for four ninety four again. I think they'd be then. They beat your hockey team now. They don't have a high school because it sucks. They don't do school there. They just. Send you to the no, the plant or whatever cigarettes do they smoke their? CAMELS THAT WOULD BE A. Classic. Smoke, camel. was. The joke sauces that they smoke camels. What his joke was smoke camels. Got The bit I did not know by. Number One. One. One. One. One they were sixty nine. Oh. Now. Multiple Minneapolis restaurants have closed to take out again after employees tested positive for coronavirus. These start June reports revival, pizzeria Loa, Raza. Pronounced Brad's whereas IRS RUSTICA Baker and the three borders restaurants are closed while employees quarantine. Minneapolis Department of Health says residents are now required to report disinfecting procedures or too close. Or too close if there's the coronavirus case. So. I love Rossa such a good place is great monthly subscription? HANDS DOT COM yeah. How's that going? Great. I got a subscriber. Give one. Nine ninety nine a month, see in this room. Know what what kind of exclusive content you give on. Around? Trying to get paid for. Find this again. With feet, picks and work my way up. By the way sauce and I did that stump? These sports SNOB game yesterday nine to noon. and. We asked if his toenail picture was the before picture or the after picture, and this will horrify all of us. He said that was the after picture for us. Gross an answer. Have you seen his toes? Picture, that's the after picture. Yeah, I squeak I quickly. I quickly scroll past that. I read the caption, nope? Adam Sandler once and Billy Madison Lady. You're scaring. Not good all right Zach anything else goes. We got to hurry up. and. Go some social media sites are reacting to the arising George Floyd challenge videos and photos of people posing with their knee on their friends neck began to pop up recently on this three teams were investigated in the UK for posting video alongside each challenge. Hashtag, an airforce graduate was condemned for putting up a similar photo with the caption. Graduate lives matter. FACEBOOK instagram have begun to hide the HASHTAG. Out saying they are removing the videos that violate community standards. 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Story of that commercial break is it's over or go back to the powerchip morning show I'm cory cove. That's Paul Meat. Sauce Lampard there's Zach halverson Thursday, so Ben Levers here and it's almost seven forty, which means Mark Rosen is here. Mark Ben Ben Mark Good, morning Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning. Sir Let's dive. Right in the Vikings News because we do have semi breaking football. Breezes apologize. News. Presented by. Your. So the entire sportsworld took a giant dump on drew brees yesterday after he said this I will never agree with any a disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country. Let me just tell you what I see. What I feel when the national anthem is played, and when I look at the the flag of the United States I vision my two grandfathers, who fought for this country during World War Two so every time I stand with my hand over my heart. Looking at that flag and singing, the national anthem basketball what I think about? Cases it brings me to tears, so the part that everybody got pissed about was the first six second part I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States America, so a lot of people took. Exception to that. They weren't thrilled about that Lebron. James Malcolm Jenkins Stephen Jackson about nine billion. His teammates Michael Thomas in Alvin Kamara, a lot of people on twitter going like Geez Girotti doing before we ask Ben about it. Because Ben knows, drew brees Church Roseana. Read the apology lease. I just wanted to add the one thing. I I I commented on drew brees. Everybody else entitled their own opinion. He's got. He's as well here. dealt with the consequences in his own way. My point was with the grandfather. Comment was that my dad was World War Two veteran. Came back again. Troops were basically segregated, but came back with black soldiers who were then in the south, and and could not go in the same stores as he could go into, so they fought together under one flag came back, and they were whole different world. They were treated much differently as second class citizens. Even though they were together fighting the Nazis in Germany so it's just it's in Europe so it's just a different perspective. It's not the. Disparage, what drew? Brees is saying he obviously. Repeat what about the say, here is your his words? That he just issued this morning. I would like to apologize. It gets kind of lengthy from where it I would like to apologize to. My friends team the city of New Orleans the black community, NFL community and anyone I hurt with my comments yesterday in speaking with some of you, it breaks my heart to know the pain I have caused in an attempt to talk about respect, unity and solidarity senator on the American flag in the national anthem. I make comments insensitive and completely missed the mark on the issues. We're facing now as a country, the lack awareness in any type of compassionate empathy, instead those words have become divisive and hurtful and have misled people believing that somehow I am the enemy. This could not be further from the truth, and this is not an accurate reflection of my heart or my character. This is where I stand I stand with the black community in the fight against systemic racial industrial injustice and police brutality and support the creation of a real policy change. That will make a difference. I condemn the years of oppression that have taken. Taken place throughout our black communities and still exists. Today acknowledged that we as Americans including myself have to have not done enough to fight for that equality, or to truly understand the struggles and plight of the black community. I recognize it, I am part of the solution can be a leader for the black community in this movement. I will never know what it's like to be black up to be a black man or raise black children in America but I will work every day to put myself in those shoes and fight for what is right, I have always in all caps have been an ally and enemy. I am sick about the way my comments were perceived yesterday, but I take full responsibility. Accountability I recognize that I should do less talking and more listening, and when the black community is talking about their pain, we all need to listen for that. I am very sorry and ask for your forgiveness. Signed drew brees. Ben Your thoughts. I think it's a very I, think it's a very well. Put apology, you know. The the sad thing is to me eve. Knowing him consider him a friend. Is it's it's hard to look on social media yesterday and just. You feel like you're watching a friend. Burn at stake. You know and. I'm not here to you, know he? He said those words the the the comments and I and I think that's an appropriate response. And I and I think it's a believable and secere sincere response. Here's the thing that sort of tore me up reading. Some of the replies and comments is. Yes was out of touch. You know there there was it insensitive is a bad timing, yes. In the. Is Is he the thing that hurt me the most hurt him the most. People jumping automatically calling him a racist. And I think that's very. Very strong word that you don't throw around flippantly to people and. And, look I, I haven't hung around him in the last couple of years, but I did spend a lot of time with them. Early on and I will say this about drew drew did not exhibit anything that I would think it would be a racist if anything the drew can be such a boy scout when you're even off the field. That sometimes, it's even kind of hard to hang out with him. And because he is. He is such a straight line guy. He doesn't want to offend anybody. He doesn't want to say anything. That could be disparaging even in private quarters. That's the drew I know. Drew is the he wants to be. Captain America. He wants to be a boy scout. He He. He lives the life of like he wants to. He wants to help. He wants to support the his troops in America. He wants to be patriotic. He's extremely patriotic. If there was an event in San Diego that dealt with the military. He was there he and Donny Edwards with a forefront of every one of those foundations events. He has this tremendous amount of respect and love for the country and I feel like yesterday all he was trying to do. If you listen to the rest of the whole. The interview I think he was trying to straddle the line of like. Jot I really have so much such high regard and respect for the country and I am calling for unity with my brothers on the other side and it did not get. Displayed the as eloquent as I think that he would like. But the, but the thing that I think to tore me apart, and I can't imagine what he's going through is being called a racist. You gotTa have some really strong evidence to call me a racist. If you get labeled a racist. It's law a lot of ways. It's over. It's over like there's there are few labels that you can just throw out there and you better be spot on when you accuse somebody in that particular and racist as one of those strong words that that That absolutely to me does not apply to him. So. I think it's an appropriate response You don't help people do forgive him. We live in a world of it. It's an interesting dichotomy, and in contrast to what we're in as a country. We are asking. Really the world you know, and and obviously the United States to to be more tolerant. To be more sensitive to be more understanding to have more empathy, but yet we live in cancel culture where. You say the wrong sentence the wrong phrase, if the tone of one word does not agree with you. Let's cancel him out. Let's let's let's have zero tolerance for that and let's cancel people out. So it, it's A. What was he reacting to Ben? He say that. Why would even bring up with Dan Rea? The interviewer asked about Cabernet. Okay, that's. Very focus of that their view very much, asked about like just the time that we're in and the asked about. How do you feel about You know we're this. Holding start with Kaepernick and taking a knee and all that siphon, he was as comment on the fact that like he feels that any anyth- anything short of standing at attention with your hand over your heart is disrespectful to the flag, and and that's all. He commented on that. He said the thing about grandfather, and then he went on to say about how he's. He's unified and he's like whatever and he wants to. You know help, so it's yeah, you you. You look at that one sentence in its this like it brings. It brings back the old argument about what Colin Kaepernick was doing. Though a green beret I believe was the one who first suggested that I neil. Take a knee and because of police brutality, which has nothing to do with patriotism nothing to do with thousands of lag, and that's why the context of it I was asking you about because in these times. Really. Part, Expression White-hot Times that we're living in this past week in particular the sensitivity that people have to these issues why people are in the streets right now. Black and white has. I don't think anything to do with patriotism. It has more to do with what happened Minneapolis a week ago. Monday as everything to do with what happened in Minneapolis. We Go Monday so I'm not saying drew F- didn't read the room, right or depict the timing right, but I understand two completely different issues, and for people to call him a racist Anonima who called them racist other than people on twitter. Whatever it's it's. It's just like the social media I that. I don't want that to be if I. Look. I can't speak for him on what he believes that he that's his own words right now I'm not. I'm not supporting our defending any of that stuff. All I'm saying. Is that like? The the mischaracterization of him as a person. I can tell you from what I know. He's not a racist, if any. Of that checking and somebody's some of the strong words that people are saying, and they could be just a th a lot of random people, but I think those are the comments that hurt me. The most was like right. He out a racist like he's done so much for every community that he's been in like I. Choice Save Orleans basically during after Katrina. He to save the Vanu helped. Propel it to to obviously recover in great terms I to me. It's more of. A former NFL player spent a lot of time in locker rooms, sharing laugh with African. American teammates. It seems to me that he read the room wrong in this comet. Only because this wasn't the issue, this was not. What do you do what Colin Kaepernick When he when he took a knee was that everybody's had those arguments years two years now we've argue whether it was. It was disrespecting the flag, or if he was just protesting police brutality, and because what's happening in the streets right now what it is all about police, brutality and rights, etc, etc, that's all I was. And I agree with you I nat comment? And I totally agree with. Yes. The other point that I keep seeing though on social media. Malcolm Jenkins was one of them is that they were not necessarily? Calling drew a racist Alexa Athletes talking about twitter people. It's that he just doesn't understand that America is not the same for everybody. Right that we all love the country or what the country is supposed to be. There are two Americas in. Malcolm Jenkins even said sure. I'm an athlete and I make millions of dollars in, and I'm a New Orleans Saints, but off the field I'm just another black guy in that sometimes theory that the. Right, The right so that's a different America than drew. brees lives in like he's saying. You got to understand that the rest of us don't experience America the way you do. and. That drew was missing the mark that were not all walking through this life. The exact same drew was. That point, wondering why the context of it because it seemed to me, it was an old. Discussion about capital and then became. I didn't I. Don't know if you guys saw this. I didn't see any professional athletes. Calling drew the racist. Dude you're missing the point, right? You're not understanding why we were kneeling. It's not about we don't like America. That's not it. No, not at all well, and that's and that's the thing that that obviously is the most disappointing part, because if if you were asked this question and and people were asked question. We even talked about it on on these airwaves win when this first happened with Cabernet. It was sort of confusing. It was like wait. What what is it about like in, and you could have that discussion about whether it's respect for the flag of the country or whatever, but now that we're at this point. I don't know how you. You know that that narrative is not even a part of it should not even be a part of the discussion at all saints, so like I agree with everything that you guys are saying. I just feel protective as a friend that you've you feel like you're watching. A Life a lifetime in what twenty years in the NFL of nothing, but good for everybody, and to to have be torn down by one sentence when I when I feel like he was trying to play both sides of it Ben locally. Eric and Anthony Barr Things Eric, Hendricks, his video. He posted an as someone who spends on spending a lotta time in the locker rooms. What do you think that conversation we'll be? Conversations are have the conversations when you get inside as just. As it never really discussed. Obviously, your time probably wasn't as big an issue. As we've seen today. How do you think that's going to play out? Or is it going to play at all? In the locker rooms? Well I I, think it's GonNa. Go the way that the society is going I think that real change is going to happen. I think there are. Real, conversations happening I think that they're in the depth of the conversations are happening I. I think you'd be. You'd be foolish as an individual if you can't take this time. And reflect on yourself, but how you treat people how you see the world and I know I've done it, and it's not just a superficial glance at it. It's like I'm doing. I'm trying to do my best to a deep dive in my own self, and how I can do better and how you know I can I can raise my kids in a way that that. They understand the lives of other Americans and other people. Even more than I thought. I was already doing so I think that you know you got your having coaches. Come out and speak about. The inequalities racism in the locker room. Is there racism in just the structure of the NFL? You know all those conversations I think as society goes, and we and we search for better ways for you know police, reform and the way we handled education system in which you know, how how evaluate everything I I I think the NFL's listening. I think they really are listening. They're trying to. They're gonNA. They're gonNA. Figure it out. You know they're going to figure out how. They can be a major player in this in in a major agent for change. I really do believe that were. Where does it go from here I? I? Don't know you know. I don't know what the first steps are going to be. But I think we're. We're on the on our way as a society to real change at all levels well, let's hope so because that's what. What this is all about us for this conversation is about an, and that's why I thought in the again in the context of drew was saying it just struck me. Like what are we still having this conversation? As to the conversations we need to have what all things you just talked about so good for drew that he that he player fight everything you said. All right eight o'clock hour mood a little bit with other nonsense like we'll talk to these guys about Vegas. Reopening will circle back to the story that we opened the show which is. Not believable a lot of ways. This is the power to your show on the fan. Dogs. Had Wide Horses. In Sack And Layton before we get to sports because It's all depressing right now, right? It's all politics in fighting and. Hate. Let's have some fun. Right I'm all in. But I think about this Billy Smith is a thirty four year. Old Guy from Massachusetts went to a grocery store last week. In. Someone saw him taking containers of Almond. Milk. Love them off the shelves. Opening them up and Pene in them. Put them back on the shelves in. A security guard got his license plate number, and the cops arrested him the and the next day on charges of attempted poisoning, disorderly conduct and vandalizing property this the aisles and no idea. Why did it? There's no motive yet. He just went to store cracked open. Some almond milk took a leak in it and left poisoning though it's there. Yeah, THAT'S A. Grill he'd in them, which means more than one right which means? Did he temporarily like cut it off. I got or did he just have some kind of betrayal inbetween? You'll the almond milk. Yeah, you're sparkle process that would be. You think through that Toll Process I. Wonder what? With Billy Smith. Sturdy. I don't know. We ever had. A. Love Almond meal I don't like love it, yeah! You tell the difference. It's good huge difference between that and regular milk. Yes. All with pnn could. Show a taste warned know who would volunteer for that. People I wouldn't know anything about it. How do we feel about this? 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Three hundred to six hundred dollars is looks like a bathtub though it doesn't look like Oh. Get some pretty, big ones. Pictures Online just looks like you're going to sit in a BA- outdoor bathtub. Commercial I cousin got some troughs from the Metrodome, and has her kids on that data. Four! Four P. Jour's. Follow for P. Right now. Is this share. Yeah. He's are bad. Okay, hang on allied one more one more. We gotta get in before for sports and it. requires this. According to a whole bunch of dentists, there is a correct order between Flosse. mouthwash brushing your teeth. There's just there's a scientific correct order in terms of how you're all. Those are the three adding order. Brushing your teeth floss and mouthwash. What is the right order for actually before you guess right order. What order do you guys do it in brushing my teeth. And how often do you use mouthwash? Because I'm definitely not a everyday mouthwash guy, you guys everyday mouthwash money because I know. I decided I had. Conversation about. My Wife about this last night, so we can go through this order. I can store second. Okay, go go go through your standard although I would go floss brush mouthwash. To go brush rinse whatever just water yet and then floss. Saas. I go floss and then brush my teeth I can't use mouthwash because it eats away at the cement on my fake team, Zach. I go flaws, and then I brush my teeth and. Wash emergencies, right? That's my owner to loss. Feathers change up a brush second mouthwash once in a while, right? That's my order to right. They're saying this is the exact. Order your. Why by the way before we do that then do you think they have the order rights that you're doing it correctly? Just a habit. Soom, it's FOS I. Like to get the bad taste room brush my teeth. Do you think it's flaws first and then what? False brush mouthwash. It's almost the exact opposite. They're saying the key is mouthwash I. Oh, Hey, if you do it last, it washes away the floride from your toothpaste and if you want. To stay in there to prevent tooth decay, so they're saying that has to be I, not last. People I'm one of them do that last, yeah? They're saying you gotta flip that feeling. Because it right, it feels like Oh, a rinse at the end, right? It's the finale of the car washed direct. They're saying for the floride factor. It's gotta be I not. So, it goes mouthwash I floss second brush last. That is I up my batting. Order. Answer Right, okay, so this is the conversation that that we got into last night man, and and I will I will take any sort of dentist or expert on on this. Because it was just a one time podcast, Ellison guys listen to this podcast and they in their this doctor on there and the doctor was saying that the topic of mouthwash Kema. They, the disclaimer is our. Our youngest wells has like I didn't know I didn't know that kids can have like altos this, but like he's got the worst. I'm he's got trucker breath. He's six five six six. Cigarettes? Don't be going through early puberty getting like Harry armpits like I. got like sure. We've got to figure this s you. He smokes a little bit, but. Spy. Every once in a while. It's only after like. Big Meals stress threats. So like we've got them like some some you know mouthwashes, stuff and anyway. I heard on this this podcast. Doctors saying no mouthwashes SORTA like this sort of like A. Is An antibiotic, you know if you're for your mouth antibiotics for your gut, your body like its non-discriminatory. When it comes to killing bacteria select, there actually is a good bacteria mouth that you need in your mouth to help break down food and enzymes and actually combat bad breath so over time now every once in a while you WanNa freshening breath, whatever not a big deal, but over time you're actually killing the good bacteria, your mouth as well as the bad bacteria, which is then going to cascade onto more bad breath, and whatever and now you gotta start this vicious cycle. Use It all the time. So I brought that up and we had this conversation in front of my kids is like we're not doing any mouthwash and I go and she said. Why will dead dental? Not I didn't tell you not. Not Every night just told you that this is what I heard. You should use it more seldomly than more frequently, Gotcha and and so pre make an outright. If you're going to get down business, you might WANNA. Rent that thing out. Wells doesn't have to worry about that yet I. Don't think they'll remember the. 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If you go to dental hygienists school, right, it's GonNa. Be You and fifty hot chicks? Zach your hands up four point two percent of. Students are male all right so interesting one to twenty four dollars. Go for your plan your. You have a great chance of going wells on it and just slammed in and. Do your eighteen years old. At one do that I'll tell you what you should do for the next four years. At least yeah, go to. That school is like when they tell you. We need to do a better job of a flashing now. Not We me. You're talking about me. I'm literally sitting right here and see. That's my point though you just have you just did a female voice. You say I didn't. Better. Serve. Tennis! Still in the auto flawed for retrial. Or not. Care, some Guy Right now is listening to this show who dental hygienist! He's in bed with four chicks going right. Yeah and he's got to on. Each side is going. They're talking about me right now. You ladies going to get to work. I do. It's the best. He's quagmire. Exactly he's human quagmire males dental hygienists. Camps, yeah. Well, get to pick the leader literate every single. In the entire country, and then you get to talk to people. Like Rosie. And you don't disappear for like ten minutes I'll be right back. Let the floride sitting right. He's probably in the back hooking up with all the other. They. Breaks directly correct. Percent Chance Kris hockey seen dentists poor one hundred percent hundred support e one hundred. Hundred Yeah he's yeah. Gross and don't and don't ask. Zach don't ask non yes or no questions. right. Coming A. Number one etiquette. If you're going to be a dental hygienist or even dentist, like just yes, or no question, he can in the next trips lately. Have never really gotten along killed. Not directly well, you did. Did? charging. I've had every dental procedure imaginable. It looks like it. Looks Great. Great Teeth Yeah. This thing just took you thirty five years to get. There took me awhile. Thirty four, okay? All Right Sports Sports. Fan. Brought to you by builders and remodelers, builders and remodelers. The NBA is board of Governors intense today to approve that League proposal a twenty two team restart. Which means as of about noon today, the wolves season will officially be over which saw no, not that. Unemployed I no, I don't like that. I want to play a few more games. Like the C. D. Ngelo Russell in Karl Anthony towns play a few more games mornings. Point was it could have had the the nit version of the NBA let the other team is actually played for the real thing, and since he's been out of action for so long. What's wrong with having their nit little tournament? It's for those other arenas in Orlando or Disagree because we were talking about this with Damian Lillard a couple of days ago. That like look. If this was a regular regular season, you gotta let your job. You got the rest of the season. But if you did kind of split it up into two groups and say hey, here's the twenty two teams at. He'll still have a shot at the playoffs and you other eight can play each other just for fun, but just to to Gel and learn. I think they would have really mailed it in I'd really bad basketball. Towns Tears ACL everybody goes where we doing in Orlando revamp. Point, right so I get it. I think conceptually they should be playing. But, is it really worth it? If it was a full regular season if they were going to finish it with the actual schedule, right like if the wolves had nineteen games left, and here's the nineteenth. They were so scheduled to play. Then I get sent him down there if it was just an eight-game. Adapted schedule and they're just winging. It is call it off the bottom line is it does appear now? The NBA is the I league that will resume play shocks me because the anti seem to have the plan I. Is the NHL dragging its feet I don't know they seem to have. Heard from the NHL, simply, it's probably ice time ice arenas right now, but the kind of because you have at least Disney has all those facilities for basketball. Maybe what is taking them so long and picking these to hub city? That's what they were on verge of doing I. would assume they had that list in Saint Paul Minneapolis we're one of them, but I assume the list was these are cities that I that they know? Know have the capabilities hosting enough hockey games? What is taking them so long? Paul your hands out two things one. The way that this works the wolves will have a the atop force shot at the number one pick because they finish with one of the top four worse records That's fine, and and it's flat amongst the top four right. Yeah, and the other point Marnie brought up, but I agree with her. These players? Some of these players GonNa. Play again until Christmas Day that's the day that the NBA comes back. That's ten months almost. That's a long time that sucks. Yeah, well logs. who was weird for everybody though? But still this is a one year weird season for a lot of people. It's going to be super weird for the people that get stuck in Orlando for three months. That's GonNa Suck, I think Karl Anthony. Towns would take a nine month vacation over three months. Hell in Orlando and people are for like a year with abcl injuries and stuff, right. Yeah you didn't yell. Apologized drew. Isn't a didn't kate. Katie was out right. Yeah, and how about that by the way he's you know. He's been out now. I think something like twelve months almost. A year and met kept saying that in the nets are. What the nets are the seventh seed in the East in all reports are that Kevin. Durant has zero interest in playing this year. Which I think if I'm a nets fan, I'm like. Are you out of your mind? If you're healthy getting in there, we paid you right. You're getting paid like thirty million dollars. Get in there, but he I guess he's sitting it out. He's not going to do it. Interesting Kylie's for to for the long play I. I can't I can't fault him for that like everybody says that. ACL's. It wasn't right. Killing. Killing it was GONNA kill. Radley Ankle Achilles can be worse than. But if you've met? If you're medically cleared, it's been a year and the nets paid thirty million plus a season. And in a very irregular year again I get it at this point. It's been a year. He would've been out of the playoffs by now. No sweat. This is the weirdest thing ever. I get it. Dude, you're healthy. If you're medically cleared thicky thirty million to take a year off, well, tell. Bad Stars Stars. Those stars run the League, but if Kyrie's hurt and he's basically saying we have no chance of winning this year because I don't have my winged. WHY EVEN START I get it I, know the nets can't win the title this year. But man! That's a lot of money. Out as you said you mentioned the NHL The NBA's me going through this MLB seems to be getting further apart one day. We're reading. Dave Saint Peter the twins presents saying we get closer to a resolution next day were saying mlb in the the owners are? Further apart here. We Are June fourth today. happy anniversary to me Thank you and we're not. And secondly. Just to use to me. Matters you. Anyway. Happy Happy Denise and. Here we are. We're still not seemingly. The needle doesn't listen. It's going to happen just one day. We're GONNA okay, we're. We're back on July whatever. Doesn't seem to be moving anywhere. How do we feel about this? We mentioned this briefly earlier, but Did you see what mark view of Gonzaga's proposing did not. He is going to cancel all team. Activities for Gonzaga on election day. No Games, no practices, no traveling. He wants his entire team and staff to be available to vote and he. He's asking other coaches across the country. Follow his lead. Yeah, I never heard until I was in today that When you share the story earlier, I didn't know that there was ever a proposal to have it to make it. An actual national holiday I don't know if it's a true proposal, but a lot of people want it to be holidays. Body has a chance. Much. There's no reason not to have it as a holiday. I agree to not have to leave work. Try to look stand in long lines the boat and then you know at have to go back to work in. It's tough jamming either early in the morning or maybe lunch hour, and of course those are the peak times, and then after work, of course. If you give everybody the day right then you have no excuse. If you make it there, correct, that's the. We pass it ungovernable passing it right now. I'm not forgotten her again I am. GonNa fail running for Governor. Look. I did it once. And that's a much richer now and I feel that I'm under way under the age of both the president and and the Democratic candidate. Those guys you've got me by ten years basically not quite prequels, Sylla's I along guy running for office and other hundred. Trump's metrics that went out viral. The. Metrics. Health metric, if few ways to forty, three, hundred and eighty, two forty three. CHANNELS THEY NO WAY He's like legacies left by wasting. A juice. It is. The exam basic blood pressure's. Crossing heartbeat is sixty or something okay at eighteen holes and one's yeah. Well. All right, we'll come back. We'll do headlines. We're going to save the best for last. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA book and this edition of the power to the morning show with the story of the week we opened with. It will close with A. Headlines after this. This is the power to money Jonathan. Listen to the fan. Morning, show again Chris Hockey back on Monday tomorrow, the three hundred and eleven. Game of initials at Eight fifteen number three eleven tomorrow, and that'll be fun. But Roseanne Lever here because it's Thursday and we have about fifty seven different headlines to get to so let's do it now. It's time for. Some weird ones today. That's kind of the idea I. Guess they're supposed to be weird. Way Dairy, and otherwise. Why are they in the news? Police in new. York I love this one police are searching for baby raccoons that someone was handing out. Outside of a seven eleven. Why you walk outside of a seven eleven like hey cool, nice slushy here. Do you want to be be rector? Handing them out they used. To Be! Right is I. Don't like raccoons when they're adult. What do you put them in your doc? No they're. Kind of do. Bad Ass. Fascinating to watch. Look durable. Goods. You can have them when they're an adult. Sorry! You gotta be tripping out of you. Walk outside of a gas station or opinion during the. Here you go. Here you got baby. raccoons police in Spain have arrested in eighty year old man over the murder of an eighty three year old woman. That he used to play Bingo with. I don't think it'd be in the news outside of the thing that's that's pretty old to commit murder, but Did she cheat. Cheat Agenda. Z. Maybe a Bingo fight. He doesn't say it's over Vigo Y'all. Bingo friends right. Don't wow at any hiller stubbing that's. Not sure. That's why it's the headline. What if it was with a postage stamp? ooh, it'd be difficult. What if he peed in her almond milk? Oh, to call back. Just doing very confused. A video shows a naked men in New York. Starting fights during protests, and then getting taken down, somebody showed up to protest start fights. He was completely nude. Oh well! Very well and his defense. He was probably there every single week. Problem outdoors disturbances in the strategy. Yeah, this happened to be. His Day it'd be naked in the street. Here's a science story that blows my mind There is a cave salamander known as a baby dragon. Yeah, COOL! It's on display in Slovenia. Deaths how often it eats no Sauso leading. Okay so often it eats. Believe this I literally one extreme or the other I. Don't know which way to go on this. With before once once a month. No. No but I. Have you have his knowledge about this? Story about cave sound. Ktichen guests I at Hoffman. This Cave Salamander knows the baby dragon in Slovenia eats a kid and all. The tips I probably once every three months six months. Nine months. where I said, I literally can't believe this couple of years once a decade, oh my goodness. Is that even possible I mean it must be the Nola meal. What do they eat once a decade? Was the rest of it is liquid, or what are they doing? Yeah Manny's. Hi, what's your stupid? Must be a heck of a meal like I mean I. Don't know that's an event. You probably go out. Probably go out. And Twenty thirty Elliott dress up for. Some candles go for it so sauce, real weight and I lived with. This is GonNa be worthless medium in. I don't know old three. Or four years irrelevant. No, it is cracked. He had one. He had a be whatever they're called a salamander knowing. How awesome is. Bearded, Dragon? Is that a difference. Yeah? That's what he had a bearded dragon over time out. So what's the story though I just had one? Today is National Cheese Day. Oh, it all, yeah. It's also about how many days can there be? It's also national. Hug Your Cat Day and National Moonshine Day. Terrific Kennedy ever had Moonshine I get all go together I suppose. She's in Moonshine and you get so tripped out. You Hug your cat for and is still haven't stopped eating cheese this whole pandemic to use. The one constant string Jesus Amaze-. Yeah, she's Wales took a picture of the naked guy right there. Funny Story Out of all the stories I just went. Through twitter. His wallpaper. Police. On police were called. I read backwards. Police were called when people mistook a man who was sunbathing nude in England for a dead body. That's not a great compliment. Ugly, you're. Looked so awful, they called the cops stimulus, dead or bodies. That sucks. A woman posted on Reddit that she's unhappy that her quote, math genius husband. Wants to name their baby cube. What's it like to be a math genius? Don't look at me. I mean significantly better at math than you are from the man's math genius us. I wonder how often that's happened. Were like a divorce or a giant issue has been caused over the agreement of naming your kid, not even about something weird I. Just I WanNa name my son Paul and the wife's like I'm now aiming this kid Paul. The female voice yeah, what what are the math? What about corridor about Corey with e Yeah Right? What if that was a divorce worthy fight? Might be for you maybe. A guy in Nova Scotia, Canada found three mysterious pills and a bag of planters mix. Oh, that's disgusting. Wait wait like Oh. That's Oh my gosh. How can van Said and Mike Votes in in donors planters makes an office tells Oh. How highly get don't know. Hey this is depressing between a pandemic and civil unrest in May gun sales up eighty percent from last year believe eighty percent I believe out. Man. Remember yesterday was yesterday or the day before Rosie. We did the percentage of the Americans. They'll. They'll go back to Restaurants Tuesday and then jumping on a plane as well right right. A, lot of us are waiting for restaurants. be able to open up inside and. Whether, it's a fast food joint or a a regular restaurant, right? When will you be ready to eat inside a fast food restaurant again? What percentage of Americans said within one month? Within one month, YUP Seventy Fast Food Restaurants Fast boot. Specifically, not sit down. It'd be lower because of concern of the spacing, etc, etc.. or Sauce. Man I'll go thirty five. Percent Yeah fifty, fifty fifty OK sauce was the closest twenty-five percent while only say they would be ready within a month ago inside a fast food restaurant. How about this? What percentage of Americans say for them? They won't be comfortable for a year or longer. Same question same question. They won't be comfortable with that. My it'll take him at least a year I mean. A. Bit. The BET it'll take him at least a year for them to be ready. I'll say seventy again. The will not be ready to go. We'll be ready. Oh We'll be ready to go I a year or more I. I would say like eighty or ninety. Seventy. Misleading you guys are right, but it's flipped. It's fifteen percent. We're we're. We're wording poorly eighty eighty five second guy that we are not working. I'm reading it exactly like it's Russia's dismissing. Views about this by the way I love this story I wish there was video. Maybe there is. A senator in Mexico accidentally went topless on a government meeting when she didn't understand, she was on a Zoom Shat and started changing. Yes all your hands video that. Probably. It's not really news I just think it's fascinating when Milton Bradley invented the game of life in eighteen sixty. One of the possible outcomes of a suicide true what she good dot com down Milton. Do you lose? Yeah? I would assume that's a losing game. Yes, you've lost a movie. He just do it whenever you want, or do you have you? Probably. John Carts killer. Everybody was Delta. Medallion! Done. Last to Dr, Anthony, FAUCI, says he now expects the US will have one hundred million doses of covid nineteen vaccine available before the end of this year. That's the new projection whether or not that actually it's million million doses by the end of this year. That's his. That's his I guess educated of course guests, but will Going into those restaurant. All your hands out of it. He explains Oh. He explained, explains it, Yep. Notre voice for so long. We waiting. Neck there needs too busy looking Harry styles. Stop It. or how or is it? A year ago. Label it better. What are you able it as? As we're going to start manufacturing doses of the vaccines way before we even know that the vaccine works so that by the end of the year. We hopefully would have close to one hundred million doses, so it is in if we're GONNA make the vaccine shot, it's effective and then have to wait a year to rev up to millions and millions and millions of doses. That's going to be done as we're testing the vaccine. That's interesting. Story it'd be like a craft we're going. We're going to have other billion cases of beer. Tried to see if it tastes good, so he's just saying they're gonNA stockpile. Assuming that's GONNA. We're on the right path, but it's GonNa work, and if it works, they already have a stockpile. You're ready to go, that's. Start over again I. Don't doesn't that. Seem you're responsible? Maybe but my guess is. There's a scientific reason widely think that their author on the right path, but they haven't gone through the proper channels. Yet sound, you got you guys. Go ahead and take that and let me know how they're not to know. They're not going to allow letters three until they know that it works that going to have. That's bad. What do you do if it doesn't work with all those? Then you just quit well. You give it to support down the drain salamanders well I can tell you somebody that wants vaccine as quickly as possible. Steven Avery, from making a murder. Positive for Kobe, nineteen year old Stephen Steven. When we come back, we book in the show with the exact story we started with. It's a story that only I think it was written or created for the morning show. This has us written all over it. Which is why we talked about it exactly three hours ago. This is the power to the morning. Show on the fan. Hi Mark. Rosie Ready I. CAN'T WAIT I. Did Not. Hear the I I did not. No, no. Did you see everyone in the world? Tweet this story at US yesterday because. I can't tell you how many times we were doing. This story going. Please talk about this tomorrow. Of course we're going to. This is right in our wheelhouse. Is better than the whole story, but we can break down the story, because as Sausa- noted earlier. This is a couple of both points at the end of last. That will blow your mind boy. Here we go. Here's the headline. Forty six year old, Spanish porn actor Joe Vitol Arrested over Fatal Toad Venom ceremony I did see the story yesterday. Was all over twitter. The gist of it is is I. Guess like Iowa. Inhaling toad venom is a psychedelic. There's some venomous towed in like Colorado or New Mexico. And you somehow inhale the toad venom vapors. I don't know how that process worked I. don't care. Then you trip out well. Some photographer died after doing this ritual. With a group of them three or four of them did it. The porn actor Nacho Vidal Nacho. is arrested be and I think three other people have been arrested as well saying that they were a part of this guy's death He and his defense attorney. You're basically same, but dude took it absolutely voluntarily. Murder. This is not manslaughter. He just oh deed. It's not our fault. So. Who again you know the WHO cares about the legality of this item. It's more of. A forty six year-old dude named. Doll who's done over six hundred adult films. With a part of a photographer dining, a toad venom. Ritual. So. This is obviously something you can get. On Line in shipped to Spain idea. Ore in, Colorado. That you inhale its vapors of the Benham up and get hired by so. Everybody once they saw the headline, the Internet dove into the basically the wikipedia of Nacho Vidal, and like all right. What's this guy's deal? Toss, go, ahead. We Start Song Over Police Zach in six hundred adult films over six hundred adult now here's the rest of the story. Ben Here's to repeatable that will interest you to forty six in the morning and he careful. Well as being a famous performer and director. To talk about that earlier. Now, he's a businessman who sells radic goods. Including twenty five centimeter candles shaped like looters. So much like we mentioned this earlier Gwyneth paltrow had those vaginas scented candles. Whatever that means don't WanNa. Know what her well actually I do. WanNa Know Zach has it in his car. We're not kidding because he took the one that carly gave him. Did so nacho vidal sells penis shaped candles. I don't think they smell like him off. Cinnamon or vanilla or something, but they're. They're phallic shaved their. If they did smell and there'd be a lot on their way to Plymouth. Plymouth Plymouth. That laugh, but that's okay So that's point number one. He's a businessman. He's a candle maker Jan Levenson Gould. Is All lar line of large extra large condoms because he's caught gonorrhea one hundred fifty times a hundred one fifty times. He claims his ten inch water his too big for regular condoms not. What's sounds like you said So this is what we asked earlier. If you've had it one hundred fifty times. How do you know when it starts and stops as? Leave. Uber. Door hearing the story. Socially distant from Nacho Libre. Just have to watch my in. This is a real sick brag. I've never had done a rea- the. Last. I mean I don't even know what happened. Kind of a cycle is hundred. No Idea Zach look it up because. I'm asking honestly. I don't know the answer to this. How do you know when it starts her ends? Just. After seven or eight times, don't you stop counting? The one fifty of Ballpark Oh, wow up to two weeks. It'll go away. Does it go. It's just. A. Pain in your disappear completely ce Nicole gets a prescription doctor goal burying the lead yeah. That Bitch. Heard perfect power trip story line told Corey this morning when we brought this up at five forty. I never been tweeted a story more than this one. Yeah, I saw a couple of times when I. Talk about it fascinates me about sauce and I would have been the exact same thing of hockey was here. Let's say not over doll. Dit Frogs in Voisin. And then through 'em seventy yards in the air and it landed in Dude's mouth, and that guy died from like a projectile. What's the employees in? Saint Right, what if like an unbelievable, scientific and Statistical Anomaly happens and he makes the news. Sauce wouldn't give a rat's ass. He just wants to get. He has a ten inch. Russell the inhaling toad venom toward. Doesn't care about. That toad venom if the story had been a human being has attendance. We have to lead with that. You you literally didn't listen to a word of the story except for that, you don't care about any of it. I found that I. Know you're. focused. Yeah that's sweep. I'm reading about Colorado River toads I want to hear about. I just have got to know about these things, but that's what we were asking a month ago when we were talking about Iowa's. Is there a death risk with Wasco because apparently there is with inhaling toad Venom I. Don't think this well. It's no. You know what I think there is. Thought that's why unless with the smoking, one or the drinking? Man. the Lisa Ling documentary whatever. I think the reason. Maybe it won't work unless you brew it the Right Way. I don't think you die. Okay, I don't think you you've well then in that case, advantage loss 'cause I'm not going to inhale toad venom awesome. So if it gave if you knew that it would kill you, but there was a fifty percent chance you would live, and you'd have attendance grant which you do it I said Yeah Saas, both said fifty percent and I said. There's no way that deal was actually on the table. They would take no further. Second. Oh advocacy you. Well, it's says that the psychedelic and the told them. Yeah is five. D. M. T. Yeah, is that the same and? I'm really about. How well it says these these toads have these glands that produce toxic secretions and dogs that have attacked told these. Talks of attack toads of suffered paralysis or even death. Raccoons of learned we talked about earlier to pull it full towed away from upon by the back leg. Turning on its back and start feeding his belly. Keeping the raccoon well away from the poison glands, the loser smart enough to know that these toads are poisonous yet these morons earn. Jesting the stuff, just there, goodstuff smokehouse. Inhale inhaling the. Vapors or inhaling the vapors. They're not. By the way the. Man. Ethic is just more task looking. South yeah, found down southwestern united. States and northern Mexico and they're told what again Colorado River toad. Don't you love the guy. That had the idea I. Why don't we inhale the vapors? Somebody coach right idea. Yeah, some freaky. Meet saucer billy this. Yeah, what am I? Ever had no idea. When it comes to drugs a lot of them. They has to be somebody who was just having. A bonfire found towed my throat in right, and then everybody starts tripping. We should do this. Simply go catch him. He. Must be smart back to my point. Sauce has its head down. He's bored because we're talking about the frog yeah. Just mentioned tenants. Yes Set. It's funnier that part's funnier sucks. The Guy's dad that part's not funny. Roseanne No, you love movies I. Think we all. Do I know how we talk to Mr Z.. As AMC theaters said they have quote substantial doubt they will survive the coronavirus pandemic that over a month ago and it sounds pretty bleak, so you know plenty of AMC theaters here in the twin cities area Yup I love him. See site, actually the the of choice romance. That's the one I prefer them I. Just hope a number of them can survive. The was I'm worried about are the independent theaters You know that the one screen theaters relied so much on. You know you can sessions is where they make their money to and it. Just it's the longer. That's almost all of their money pretty much. cinemark, which do we have a cinemark here? cinemark won't require movie goers to wear masks when the theaters open, which by the way sauce I think you re tweeted it. Vegas cracked open at midnight last night. Ryan Block, what do you do you zoom in on that line? Though, right? The line was around. The will masks almost zero. Shaw that. How many casinos did open up in Vegas? You know most. Yeah usually a good drunk I think saw are the wind did their limited right? It's the I got it. It's they are definitely being smart inside the Casino, but I think for the most part it's. And, of course now, all of our local casinos are open, right. Yeah. But they're open. Yeah, their sovereign nation, right? They don't have to go by the guidelines of the state of Minnesota, so, but yeah I get it man well. It's eight fifty four, which means I'm going to put my name on the haircut lists now hopefully before two o'clock call for July one of the break breaks of Barbara's Zana June. Seven tie was going to say. Here in late June. Get does while. Doesn't your job. Take like forty seconds avocado. Beer. That's the guy who always told me I said well. What do you want me to do with that? I go I? Don't know, make me look not bald, and he says I'm Barbara. Ben Thank you for your time. We'll see you on Monday Monday Rosie. We'll see a week and a half week over week, right? Hawks back on Monday tomorrow, the three hundred and eleventh version of initials, and of course that initials Jackpot for week five somebody has a chance of twenty five hundred dollars tomorrow at Eight fifteen. This has been the power trip morning Joe on the Fan Paul Allen and Nordahl our next. Listen back to today's our trip morning. Show forty here previous podcast on the iheartradio. More Tefa.

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"It's fun and for `Voliti I specialize in fun Johner Uber Frivolity or why not so first of all talking about the rams yes that was easy money that was easy money yesterday was talking about and he's ahead tonight now the problem is he's done and his opponent has the Patriots Defense Yup it's the patriots either shut out the jets hold them to less than ten points or get a defensive touchdown or any type of a special teams the forty niners like ten people this is the furthest I've ever gone and survivor and and you've won over two hundred thousand dollars in mythical monies we'll get that question sometimes I'll be like you guys sure bet a lot of money like it's pretend money yeah it's mythical men is so hot and you're still alive the left the minute you do the minute you bet real money is when it all goes to Hell luck is when it all goes south by the way you know who still alive of all time is last place may Steve Mason he is actually he's one in six this year in the Hollywood football he's finished last three four years down like a blocked punt return kick off your debt because you're up three right yes I'm up three so you'll you'll actually be paying attention even survivor so many teams are left I don't know may well no there's a way you can check the but they even though I've already won my game I have Levian Bell and Sony Michelle you know my great regret is you're listening to Caspian in Los Angeles you ever entered this fantasy lead my great regret is that's real to Monday night football which is starting right now at metlife stadium in the Great State of New Jersey Sam Darnold is back yeah I have both running backs in the twenty wait a minute that you are a cheap faster we staked you in this if you win like forty percent would be appropriate percents big bets to ca I intend to catch him John you think I well I'm I'm catchy I hope you do and then the most amazing thing of all is the worst fantasy sports player brought in will cain and in because that means wills board OP is in Britain Bristol or New York or will is so but Jay you I'm absolutely convinced this is going to end you were going to convince yourself that you're I just should bed for real I'm going to bet real money on it and I'm telling you so even have to enter your picks everybody know you're doing a really good job you could yeah it's conveniently forget what if I forgot well then you don't get anything what if I was the late jake as very much alive and well and he's still in survivor him in Bergman Yeah that'd be nice for Jada Win it would be nice for jd one by the way who's the best team in the NFC the niners I've seen them up close tonight okay take care I or Patrick Mahomes you know there's talk that mahomes could play this week I thought he was gone for at least three weeks I did too but they've refused they play on Sunday night football this coming week it's a beginning play against the packers the packers are coming to Kansas City the packers are sixty choice and yesterday they went into Chicago in destroyed the bears I mean hammered and Mace yesterday all right forty percent way he presented wait wait a minute who without us would you be in this I would have paid it you guys just did it for me exactly I paid Jay's entry I would I would like cut but I say Hey Bergman's entries right so I'm rooting for Jay Bergman for Bergman so I get you like twenty bucks right I just I was at that niner's game and they just are monsters on defense absolute monsters but the money the other stuff's fake money is that I- tanked for saquon Barkley up tanked for Christian McCaffrey or would have been teddy bridgewater came in then Brit since then bridgewater is five no yup they won at Seattle they beat the cow no breeze and no Alvin Kamara are we sure the saints aren't like kind of sleepy well number one season that came could be like what the Saints Rams game was a year ago Yup it could be for home field in the NFC championship game December eighth uh-huh deforest buckner and Eric Armstead those guys they're front is just played the rams that means the saints play the Niners at some point right they've if you play the all the teams got you already ibm she wants some sort of money whatsoever so Burton Bergman's running away with the mythical money title but I'm GonNa hit a big scale it from some are we sure think about this you are there you were at the game where drew brees got hurt right okay rams beat the saints here's Karen Rogers yesterday threw for five touchdowns and ran for another and his best receiver Davante Adams is out you know he's the jamming I mean I think there's there's a narrow field right it's niners packers hackers and saints yeah those those are kind of your three horror movie called parasite good really good it's like get out it's like the Korean version of get out that's kind of thing by the way that could be on the pop quiz on Friday good but the difference between this packers team and other packers teams that we've seen is that they play defense yeah and I'm not so sure the ramps can't get it together and include themselves they don't have any stars Carson Wentz is like their biggest star they've no star receivers that you need to double cover they have no running backs that you need to like ISOS It is the Lakers playing technically at the clippers I looked up the tickets upper in the three hundreds in the corner is in the other division look that up Greg I think the saints have to play the niners then so that game is going to be like if I'm right in those two teams meet later in the the late j the Lake Great J. 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Corrales did not die the lay not referring to him as j cross our board up got our board up got blown out when they aimed at Pittsburg Pittsburg not very good this year I mean if they can come out of that Pittsburgh game because it goes bengals by Pittsburgh if they can come out of drama allison was off yesterday got some other dude that they brought in off the practice squad Rogers puts it anywhere near his head and catches it and Aaron Jones has been Joel Lightens up quite a bit has lightened up quite a bit they've got two games still against Arizona I can't tell exactly how good Arizona's but those are better than we thought winnable games have you lives in this group look I mean I think right now realistically the Rams still of a game against Seattle here they've got a game against the forty niners in San Francisco the skit there's at saint game so it's exactly the same as the remember last year the rams had to play at the saints yeah this year the Rams got him here but doc it off is going to be Christmas Day which is a Laker Home Game Lakers clippers and Paul George is expected to be in that game right so I think that that'll be the next highest price game but for it's going to be when when you run all the numbers the highest price average ticket for a game this season and I think that next game yeah that was a that was a Gimme that was like that question I think I think that's the one and then of course tomorrow night is the big night at Staples Center it is said Oh you right although we could reward people for listening right now yeah that could be it yeah we're not gonNA highlight them the rest of the the sixth gets him in yeah that'll get in the NFC and it sure looks like the eagles are going nowhere the eagles were do you watch any of that game last night I did not the eagles are terrible because and there's a L- another Lakers home game at the end of January and then there's a clippers home game in April those four and they're favored right now if you go to sports books you can see any two teams and you get to pick the arena where are you going to great seats for any NBA regular season to meet in the western conference fine right that's the most likely matchup in the western conference fine and if you enjoy gaming the opening line was clippers yeah there are tickets available at two hundred thirty eight bucks two hundred thirty eight bucks a seat for the three hundred in the corner I right now I think that's a because think about it all right mace I give you a gift certificate for two good seats to an NBA game Mike to this day will defend the Daniel doing decision he had played the entire game he brought him in for defensive purposes seven or eight seconds to go and he missed an assignment linebacker on they just don't have any big play guys to Sean Jackson was the closest thing to it has been out all year with like a core injury and I was watching last night and the they're six and three they can give it a run right and if they go they're going to go five and three in the first half of the season if they beat the bengals they will five in the three in the second half of the season that's greg former Laker and clipper coach Dunleavy you know his son Mike Junior is the assistant gm for the Warriors Oh is that right now working by Myers but yeah Mike Four hundred I have one God only knows where I'm sitting I will I will waive versus Denver the Lakers home opener there were two hundred forty five press credentials issued for tomorrow night's Game Lakers clippers there are four S. one and the line has pushed to Lakers minus two and a half so the Lakers now favoured tomorrow night by the way Lakers clippers have never met in the playoffs and you can make an argument warriors when they get Klay back but they're not getting klay back for really long time maybe sixers Lakers because you could see Joel embiid and Vince Clippers with Kevin out of its Mason Ireland. ESPN LA I knew ESPN daily podcast it's ESPN daily up but in this new world who knows yeah right I will show up tomorrow and do what I am told bottom of the hour we've got fasttrack coming up for you we will talk some Lakers Simmons but I think I think Clippers Lakers is the play I think the these these four games and and basically it's tomorrow night Christmas Day Don Dailey podcast hosted by Monica Times available now on Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts so tomorrow is the Big Day right so the Saints Win that Game Yup let's say after it ends they both are ten in one and the saints would have Banfield right so that's something to watch you and the packers we didn't get to watch a lot of Monday night football I was allowed to stay up when it was the ramps but other than that no I was not I didn't see late while the NBA tall because Mike Dunleavy put Dan Ewing in a game oh that's right had he not done that Yeah Lakers clippers in two thousand six and didn't you have come it's not a feed or algorithm it's not score or a highlight or even an article hosted by Meena kinds the ESPN daily podcast takes you deeper into the stories of the moment the es I mean I remember going off on that and don't you didn't you have conversations with Mike Dunleavy after that no no we had him on the air and we asked him about it and Mike Explain why he did it two thirds of the country lives in the Central and eastern time zones and so it's a pretty late game for them to stay up with a t and t tip-offs normally like they can the law are you from from where do you do games when the it's the clippers home game in the past we've done them from where we do the Lakers Home Games right in that twenty rosen voice just waxed him yeah thirty seven to ten so I think the eagles maybe out this year I didn't watch I I watch a movie instead what did you go to I went to this Korean it is Lakers it is clippers and we can anticipate that it is going to be one of the most one of the highest longest they can stretch a tip is to about seven fifty normally on opening nineteen does that sometimes they'll start it's supposed to be and the sun's tied a game one in overtime and that was it by the way denied Lakers clippers tomorrow for Lakers clippers at staples last year Lakers he good he answered all the questions about China he answered all the questions about player movement and and he I rated NBA openers a really long time I think it was the early game that it would be yeah it's the late game so you know Adam silver likes to say that he said something that I completely agree with he's been I've been affiliated with the NBA in one way or another since one thousand nine hundred ninety four it's in championship game was played in Salt Lake City was playing Salt Lake so yeah but it always starts at the same time six o'clock six o'clock nine o'clock I could watch that but Monday night football I was coming up to see a magic Johnson Larry Bird I remember that game the National Championship game but I think that was played in Indiana The Larry Bird Magic only allowed to stay up when it was when it was the ramps did you see Commissioner Adam silver on the get up this morning I saw part of him on the get up he was very lakers clippers philly and nearly Adams been affiliated even going back a few years prior to that I cannot remember mace a year where this many and I'll take all take four teams you can have the field and I would win you would have twenty six I would have four and I could they've got these guys catching past they're bringing candling is good whoever that number thirteen is catches everything they throw on him Oh and he started in his answer his answer was three and a half minutes long Yup now here okay you guys will always make fun of me about here's why did Mike is a great guy put your side over my side Yeah I argue my side is I have the winner no Lakers clippers in your wife Philly and I'll actually last year even though they don't have their getting everyone else back yeah no that's not have your leaving me with Boston who is a very interesting okay and you're leaving me with teams had a reasonable chance to win the title like you normally could say Gimme four teams winner yeah I take the four correct but this year would you yeah I take the four three or four I will take aimed Charlotte's Christmas Day and where who you see in Lakers clippers right yeah I mean I think that's the answer if you I go you know you could in an obvious one out if you go to Vegas third pick to win the title we tell you are you is it Milwaukee Yeah Yeah and Golden State Boston Houston and you probably would have taken some wild card like Lebron you know to see if it worked in La but you wouldn't have taken Toronto up by your leaving me with golden state in which they don't even think they're gonNA make playback I don't think they are you're leamy Toronto who wanted Philip Bounce away they've shut bounces out they still got to go to overtime games in Toronto yeah so it would have made a difference but the WANNA play in L. 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Guys like Kawai and Paul George WanNa play in La Steph clay those guys WanNa play in San Francisco that have a punchers chance to win jer and because particularly the East I think Philadelphia is GonNa figure it out teams and think about this okay the elite free agents very rarely go east that's what was unique about Kyrie Brooklyn and an outside chance Kevin durant comes back late I think I think it's ridiculous to think that last year now wait a minute why would you really Boston Win the east golden state was an overwhelming favourite to win an all correct Houston with Chris Paul and James Harden would so the fourteenth she would've taken last year I'll throw Milwaukee why why because last year if we did this Toronto would not have been in the four right none of it we would I always everybody if you have your choice and were the NBA's league now that is increasingly players or where they wanna go if you WanNa play your and durant is that they they volunteered they elected to go to Brooklyn but most of the time guys like Lebron and a d look talking reading and singing changes everything to I five California Dot Com to learn more all right John I mentioned in my Trodellos Fantasy Basketball League we will do it next Mason Ireland Espn La all right it is five twenty eight sports fan what's the game plan with your kids when you get home here's an idea for tonight Rita silly story in West and so here's an interesting question though if if you wanna the easiest path when you go but they didn't get past the second round last year yeah but they were a bounce away that game was tied when hit that shot that showers purple uniforms why receiver Chico mcclatch Ter- was deep on the goal line for the kick and eventually he there was a weird penalty in the Oregon Washington game over the weekend Oregon was kicking off to Washington with Washington worrying those games weren't even as big a deal I don't think they were in prior they didn't have they didn't have the TV deal that they have I think they were on late at night I mean I remember just a bad conference well an air bad really they've got they've got two teams Milwaukee and Philly and then a bunch of other this guy who had been laying in the end zone kind of camouflaged and he caught it and ran fifty yards up the other side and allow it was a really creative play backwards pass so picture the ball being kicked to the left side of the end zone guy gets it runs it out to like the two he turns and throws a backward pass. I'm not as big on Milwaukee they're gonNA probably thinking I'm working about Milwaukee but I but I'd rather case right so think about who you leave me with you do that okay waste because there's there's less there there are there are less obvious title contender I coming up next for you is fast track that he's most nervous about and making that bet with you is that you have both the Lakers and the clippers 'cause I think one of those two probably get to the finals in the East generally is just I had fifty thousand dollars in that game fifty thousand dollars on the money line in Mythical Ryan's real money but it's not people in Toronto when the whole thing I like my chances I like four well I mean obviously we're going to get an answer to this we'll see it'll take a couple of months but I think there's a whole bunch of teams okay down on the field blending in with the purple endzone the whole point here was for him to be behind where the ball was so he could receive but he was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct over what purpose here's what the rules official bill on one side of the coin I nail my draft tonight other side of the crash and burn in yet another fantasy league quoting here sorry man you know I love at seven forty two in May tip lay seven fifty and that's basically eleven o'clock back east correct and as a little kid back East I would not be allowed about you with that yeah but this is tails it's tails you need you need to retire am band who's Man I am do last time as you leave me with Denver in Utah who could be one too because they're going to you know they vary to be one to one in some way or not you're leaving me with Houston which may or may not work okay and he laid down in the end zone to blend in with the end zone so the kicking team couldn't see him then he got up and he what he's the guy that caught the backward pass ear said on the telecast one of the things they put in a year ago was can I take a player in way down to decoy like he's not on the along grail did we miss this whole movement of camouflage yourself in the end zone I've never heard of this until now okay per reports initials explaining that any players who lay down and hide in the end zone or elsewhere on the field should be treated as injured and removed from the game this guy laying down in the end zone isn't that your problem what do you think of this rule well first of all I've never even heard in the Austin American statesman following TCU attempted this in two thousand fourteen NC Double A. Secretary Rules Editor Steve Shaw sent a memo to game team doing it I think Washington was a little brilliant here and they got screwed by dumb role you're trying to tell me that a couple of years ago someone actually said you know what there's way too many laying down right in by the way that basket counted completely legal chaim several back somebody says there are clips of that same thing at Boise State with their Bluefield oh I bet that then he got up and he went he's the guy caught the backward pass that's why an unsportsmanlike conduct bob but it was this the tooted a couple of years ago because so many of the teams were a player and lay him down to decoy like he's not on the field and he laid down in the end zone to blend in with the end zone so the kicking team couldn't see him he's laying in the end zone now first of all I never heard about this when it was happening there is an actual rule in this seems like a stupid rule if you don't even yelled the names of his medications by name Cranky opened the game with a shaky first he later downplayed the situation by telling her he's like laying in the blend that raph whoever that guy ABC higher to to be referee official he was ready he disagree I if you can hide in plain sight more power to Ya ain't trying men cheating going Chiro reminds me doing things in relation to the color of the jerseys laying in the end zone no not so many teams were doing it never never heard of amy depression were hurled from Yankee fans they were very specific and targeted attacks on the right handers mental health issues that he has made public they where is the line this is America you do have the right to free speech but free speech has consequences the NBA announced today that if you right I knew that you can't do this to Chris Peterson not no you couldn't do it I guess not in this rule I'd go back to the old way haunting Zack Cranky about personal issues related to his mental health chance digging at the thirty five year old cranky battles with social anxiety disorder have you ever heard of this rule I've never heard anything I never heard of the rule I've never heard of anybody trying this correct so why put it in wouldn't we have seen it quarters I didn't hear anything police officers in the bullpen and bleachers ejected one fan for his behavior regarding Cranky New Yorkers are very clever you've been I thank you for listening thank you we appreciate you sometimes happened during last week's game between the Astros and the Yankees some Yankee fans were badger players if you're sitting courtside or in the first few rows and you badger players are used foul language around kids you're getting thrown out right and I'm all a little bit of that Javale McGee play in the devel- SORTA Kinda limp then steps back in for an alley oop Yeah I love that in in that stadium and there are enough to give anybody social anxiety it's not a surprise they heckled but should the fans have been thrown out isn't this America aren't we allowed to express ourselves it you're buying a ticket to any sporting event does not give you the right to be an obnoxious jackass and yelling at a Guy Knbr one Lsu sixteen first place votes number two Yup Ohio state thirteen first place votes number three right field field is easy to blend to go in there if you're a cow or some other teams blue you just go in there and do it there's no one here at TCU yeah that was absolutely shameful I mean here's a guy who comes out talks about his mental health issues which takes sakes amount of courage and then it gets football rankings are out and in somewhat of a surprise Clemson has dropped to number four here's the here's the rankings Alabama twenty four first place votes what's wrong with Leeann Damn in the end zone you wanna lay down in the end zone and just blend in that is your right as a player and you then you were really going ten and eleven point correct right the Tigers Clemson are the national defending champions they have the longest winning streak in the country at twenty two the last twenty they only have one game against a ranked team left they play number twenty five wake forest here's their schedule Boston College we've played play that description again from that guy I thought this was an excellent description I disagree with the rule played again one of the things put in a year or two ago was you can't us defending champ to drop this far without a loss was Oklahoma in nineteen seventy seven if clemson goes undefeated ranked Wolford which I think is a subdivision school North Carolina State unranked Wake Forest Number Twenty five South Carolina unranked Your schedule me inside around used against him those fans are are lowlifes when Yankee fans can be obnoxious but that's over the line fast track all right Mesa new college and Clemson nine first place votes number four all of them are seven or no Oklahoma and Penn state who are also seven now are ranked fifth and six should they automatically be put into the playoff to defend their title or if they fall behind Oklahoma or penn state should we just live with the system well they need first of all that's very weak conference and secondly no they are not granted a spot in the final four necessarily now I disagree I think that if the purple just lays in the end zones lays there and you don't notice some that's on you you're fulfilling hey they only got the only guys guys on the it's like sneaky smart strategy it's really smart Greg it is well what if you're on the kicking team you count the players on the other side and if a guy bring that up and attack him for that is ridiculous and I'm glad that cranky pitch through it and it had I known that I was rooting for the Yankees in that series had I known this for the here's here's the issue they've had a couple of while they had one really close game right they still North Carolina twenty one they would be they'd have they'd be a twenty nine game winning streak and have won two of the last three National Championships I think that they should have the right to defend their title Penn State State play each other that gives one of them a loss Oklahoma has to play in the big twelve championship game they may Texas weird I I have a feeling that as long as that game is a relatively contained game and it's not a blowout I think Alabama and undefeated the way they destroyed Alabama the last time they played in the nineteen different year different right but at that point team this Clemson team totally new totally new schedule everything changes it goes by this year specifically I think that your answer is the right one so Ohio State Penn state somebody's GonNa win that game LSU Alabama somebody who's going to win that game there is a single elimination tournament on hey you know grinky it's been reported did not have social anxiety him he's boring ass burgers yeah I mean he's talked about all this yeah and I think for people to to you're right yeah I don't I don't have North Carolina again or one of those things I don't know but it you're right these things tend to work themselves out right now playoff I don't think so I think once you it's a new year new team everything is different you last year doesn't matter anymore this isn't like the in any other sport it doesn't matter in right with this Lsu if they don't lose to anybody else will both be in the playoff regardless of the outcome of that game with probably the winner of the Ohio State Penn State Hint shake game cannabis and using cannabis how different you think ricky would have been received in today's world where marijuana is legal in so many states in your schedule matters I mean they have only played one ranked team the entire season Long Texas A. and M. They beat them twenty four ten no other teams they faced have been ranked broke the record set when Tim Brown sold his heisman trophy for four hundred and thirty five thousand now Ricky Williams played twelve seasons in the NFL regret the retirement he thinks that it was the most positive thing he's ever done in his life allowing him to find himself so how different do you think because Ricky Williams it comes down to Oklahoma and Clemson Clemson in Oklahoma right apps every close what if Minnesota wins the big ten they won't I mean what if they do they have to play Ohio State in the championship game assume they're going to win out and there are going to be some things that happened above them that will put them in the final four as an undefeated greg say Clemson if they're undefeated has to be in the fourteen on the dodgers blocked Jessica Mendoza's access to its clubhouse during media availability before games this season well now eleanor's eight likely to face in the ACC championship game there in the ACC right right there in the ACC not Florida state they stink Fisher fell one season in the NFL he was rumored to a failed a third drug test before announcing his retirement back in two thousand four and he instead twelve years in the NFL I think he was looked at as a player of failed potential thought it was pretty good you're suspended three times for marijuana by Ricky Williams and ninety eight or Texas which is sold at auction for five hundred four thousand dollars a new record for college football's most recognizable award the winning bid for the heisman trophy or mainstream Ricky Williams would be viewed as so cookie today he was viewed as a little bit Kooky back then I more fasttrack in two minutes may in Ireland if they beat Ohio state does again that's true Ohio state wines about attack right the heisman trophy had this social anxiety lived in the woods rambled about health benefits of India Veda talked about that was a he loved we'd yeah I mean that was that was a huge thing he missed a lot of time because he was suspended mean he was the Josh Gordon of his day but yeah undefeated teams is probably more than one like Ohio is GonNa Suffer State's GonNa play Penn state right who'd greg who they like to pay it looks like Virginia's on the other side think in this world which has become a little bit more new agey for lack of a better term yeah do you know what I wrote. A medicine is now studied are Veda the ancient Indian system of holistic medicine at the California College buyer Beta that autumn in Grass Valley California Williams maintains he does not better obviously but I don't think he's he's that poorly received now or even was then do you do you think were you Williams is looked at as a failure you mentioned he played because of her role as an advisor to New York mets general manager Brodie van Wagon in the post says that the dodgers also enforced this policy with got ipads they're looking at scouting reports they're looking at at pitch patterns I guess I understand why and they may they may get a loss and Alabama LSU is going to get a law so I think if Clemson does go undefeated they'll go back up ahead of one of those one loss other teams Mendoza and Ross had to set up prescheduled interviews with players now that the story is how do you think other teams will adopt this policy moving forward or the dodgers being a little overprotective here well you would not want a mets advisor or a cubs advisor in your clubhouse I think the dodgers probably did the right thing. ESPN LA I roll it on with fasttrack Ireland still false check according to a report from the New York Post Andrew Marsha you know it's an information game Yep and guys in the clubhouse are studying you there if you go to baseball clubhouse they're looking at video they've all talking about how when he was at sports illustrated he would he had an unlimited expense account to take players out to dinner and it's the thing I mean it's a real thing CBD type medicine no it's just an ancient form of medicine from from India all that stuff I think has become way more I think that more and more teams like when I first started covering the NBA right you like I remember I went to Brent Berries House one and I don't blame the dodgers for doing it and I also think that you know assuming that that David and Jess are back in the booth next year completely agree with you I think that other teams are going to do this now that this story is out now and I think we love Jess and she's coming to show a lot. ESPN analyst David Ross who is a cubs advisor the dodgers confirmed that they did they did not want the broadcasters in the clubhouse while working for beer based on DA agent. Hank schrader Vince. Gilligan says I'm excited to be able to give the folks who supported the show all these years the chance to everybody she wanted to just it had to be a prearranged time she just couldn't wander through the clubhouse or go through the clubhouse away broadcasters to so yup I understand it the breaking bad experiences a bar and restaurant that just opened up in Hollywood and the breaking bad bar features many familiar sights names of the from the breaking bad TV series there is a Los Polio's armadas wrestlers with fried chicken there's plenty of breaking bad references breaking bites menu the Heisenberg or sliders are supposed to be because they're turning over tables so what TV show do you think would make a great restaurant or bar kind of an experience waltz world firsthand entry to the breaking bad experience costs thirty bucks which includes one drink and one food item you're only allowed to be in there ninety minutes seeping could sadly be done forever but there's one last chance for you to experience the world of breaking bad at a brand new pop up bar and restaurant dedicated everybody's favourite high school teacher turned meth kingpin things alive this way it's the world we live in people love the Sopranos They Love Breaking Bad Day love game of thrones and like I love the West between what's real and what isn't are they into deep when it's closing time do they ask people to just let the credits roll and that's it we have to keep wing containing but the west wing right it's it's the world we live in when you create an iconic TV show people like you know they're Saturday night live skits about the team's going to do it next year yeah I think you're right because that's a copycat league by the way the patriots are about seventeen nothing in the it's to do a story and really yeah he's Seinfeld Fan and I went over to his house and did a scientist would never go to a player's house in two thousand nineteen now known Rick Reilly wrote a column this week in this whole thing about being a fan of being a fanatic it's a it's a little bit weird isn't it it's like a show we wanna make real have these people blurred the line cheers obviously you could you could turn that around so a game of thrones theme restaurant what like what obvious answer okay we would make a great restaurant or bar well there's the famous editor goes as long as the story is good go ahead now that you would never do that you know it's a different set of rules you're right it's a numbers game and I think that now that the story's out he said one time he flew icky woods home while on a play with a first class plane ticket so he can interview them on the flight any any turned it into his editor first quarter the spread was ten j e t s jets jets jets I with the breaking bad movie I'll just out in the original TV series long on the world of Walter wide so Walter White inspired cocktail include dose hombres Moscow these spirit developed by Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul you would love a frosty Mug of schrader brower Rian Peterson or Larry Fitzgerald I'm GonNa go with Adrian Peterson Right Mace I'm GonNa go with Larry knowing her she probably she I'm guessing she had zero problem with this yeah I think that's all she wanted all her cards on the table from the beginning she wasn't she got talked to commit evil times yeah dragons You could have all kinds of theme stuff I think game of thrones perfect here's the other question is which Daryl Greg break the time because he gets rushing and receiving so I'm going to say Fitzgerald Fitzgerald one eighteen Peterson these are very very close. Okay so Lakers very popular should the two marquee franchises in their sports right. I'M GONNA say Lakers okay it's got to be springsteen Greg Yeah I don't think Connie's liked too much someone say springsteen Steve I'll go with springsteen also Steve I'm GonNa say Cowboy Mace break the tie international brand China huge Gimme the Lakers Greg and Mace in double what the Dallas cowboys have All right number two St Pele goes I Steve who has more career touchdowns aid number three mates you go I got who has more Grammy Awards Kanye West or Bruce Springsteen Hey Steve Pele is he can play masons in here we go we'll start with this greg who has more twitter followers at Lakers or at Dallas cowboys. Oh that's actually probably precluded by the way let me tell you before we start this game most very good so are the loaded Saul Nachos 'cause music all from the soundtrack of the show there are get this one and this is one that's not particularly close Dallas cowboys three point eight million Yup Lakers eight million more than Tinian Chicken episode in curves which would be very funny the Soup Nazi episode you can get those two Seinfeld know those different show different shows star trek structure yes so he's another one I'm not gonna rip those people if they've found a passion for something let let them be Mace let me swags unsportsmanlike conduct but it was instituted a couple years ago because so many of the teams were doing to Septa things in relation to the color of the Jersey. Okay don't tell Trudell in there right it's last one for me it's a game it's time for a game of who has more Greg you can would you serve you'd serve big like Turkey legs so he would probably place called where you went with keyshawn would be a little bit later one thirteen birdman and Mason are two for two timeless Larry Fitzgerald Pele is on his way to a curtis he's Oh for two you have won a loose hood did I spur polio surmonter sweater there's by the bell pop up every once in a while with the Max they do that which that's place where they ate on I'd like to go I'd like to try it they could go to the breaking bad rap restaurant wheels Hermanos they do one thing that they have the D so kind of reason nobody gets that and Steve is Oh for three Greg who has more career points Reggie this is all three of you incorrect always time back West Twenty one bruce twenty wow v._A. Season Allen Lakers talk is coming next for you e._S._p._N. Mark McGuire or Sammy Sosa Steve I'm GonNa go with Mark Maguire Okay Mace mark every answer Pele Yeah it could be argued Mace you go first who has more career emmy nominations Kelsey grammer or Ted Danson Mason the lead you're you're ahead four to three and wire or Sammy Sosa I think it's Sosa Greg break the tie I think McGuire was better before he was hitting home runs before the steroid so McGuire did you have put this out that's a good question we'll say it's trying to figure out my madness it's John Ireland Okay Greg you would I have one hundred twenty four thousand five hundred Mason is your winter ask with six and a half on the board and you are today's Victor think that a national hosts would have more but no you get you get all of La so I'm going to say John Ireland Steve who has worked twitter followers John Ireland and Mark Maguire five eighty three all right two more ships Nonni at six only only curtis has ever pulled a Curtis Yup who's been incorrect Steve I'm GonNa go with Reggie Miller Jerry West I'm GonNa be Jerry West Mace break the tie I'm GonNa go with Reggie Miller and from three until five PM we're getting you ready for Lakers clippers at staples center live from the patio at Tom's urban it is going to be a zoo very close kin who has more twitter followers John Ireland or will cain for more than halfway to a curtis and there only three left in Steve you go first who had more career home runs Out there and we want you to bring your best Lakers themed Mason an Ireland themed signed whoever brings the best sign will la is gonNA say Kelsey grammer because he had the other show okay Greg Yeah Dan had a couple of shows but I think Kelsey grammar may I will say why would we'll came like you said with the Laker brand I think it's you John Okay will cain has a hundred eight thousand five hundred OUB ah Ted Danson Machine Kelsey grammer eleven wow okay member Ted Danson was on cheers anyways becker back he now he's on the good good place all right last one last one mason needs gophers it's Mason for sign's behind Halsey as behind shack as as he does the pre game show so that's tomorrow Lakers this is clippers were live from the patio Tom's Urban Mason and Ireland. ESPN LA generosity tomorrow night Clint Fire Mason takes all go leave so is over five Sammy Sosa Six oh nine big big reminder you're listening to Caspian Los Angeles Big Big Reminder tomorrow we are live from the patio at Tom's urban will a tiny little hill in centerfield ghastly. Yeah that guys would just trip over yeah no it's a weird little Bob I was there for the dodgers Bergman Three Pele one this one's two and a half this is for everything alright and this is I'm warning you in advance is just an unbelievable game that's the one were Kershaw blue three run lead twice then blew a four run lead and I've always said he will take that into his grave until I saw this last there's Astros the thirteen to twelve game which was game five of the twenty seven I was there for those three games to thirteen to twelve game was unbelievable Patrick Kane Kane but no I'm not losing oil Cain forget it all right there you have it Thurs your fast track for today bid go the nationals had a long-standing offer on the

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Moment of the Day (9/23/19)

Boomer & Gio

01:24 min | 1 year ago

Moment of the Day (9/23/19)

"Talk a little slip of the tongue from one boomer assize and on Sunday. I mean look at Patrick Mahomes for God's sake. It's crazy what he's doing absolutely crazy and and by the way that demarcus Robinson that guy he caught another unbelievable touchdown yesterday I mean he he is doesn't matter who's out there and that's the point I made. Oh you know with with Patrick Mahomes tyreek. Hill not there doesn't matter you know didn't Jim Yeah McColl Hardman who I called. I called did you. I don't know if you saw yesterday so I'm doing the highlights of this game and I we come out and there's a lot of stuff going on. Okay boom. You're up and I called me call Hardman Nicole Kidman this yes yes. Oh my go- guys enjoy your Monday. Enjoy enjoy this morning I well. What's a Monday morning you. That's your job. Make Me Laugh Greg Yeah. Let's happy days here again bit chance he had a chance. You have many the opportunities this morning but that was your moment to gotta your your moment of the day thing and you didn't even laugh at it now. Blaming me wasn't funny. Hey achieving a personal best on the road in Jim how you feel all right all right.

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The Orange Doesnt Fall Far From the Tree (w/ Deanna Cheng, Akilah Green)

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

1:17:44 hr | 1 year ago

The Orange Doesnt Fall Far From the Tree (w/ Deanna Cheng, Akilah Green)

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We had very a special guest that we've been excited to have a long time and then case Long Story Short. Her son threw up all over his crib and continued to and and covered her covered the upstairs. Let's not go into details. But he got very sick so me and our special guests were sitting here and I called. Then you know are amazing always comes through in a pinch has been a guest. cohost a zillion times uh-huh so with me saving the day coming in for Casey. Rose Wilson hinch literally. I called her. She was here with ten minutes with her. Lovely husband. 'cause they were in the car on their way to a movie. Please welcome everybody Deanna. Chang Hi there. Thank you for coming in a pinch and you started watching watching Jersey talk about tonight. You're like I've got it on in the car on the spectrum APP let's go. Let's see this. I'm impressed with your technical technological prowess because for meeting get something up Macara. I mean I'm a hundred Deanna and I would I would have. I mean even to get my husband and I were trying to get the stub hub APP. Tonight it's two of us and we were both screaming at each other by the end of it so you were able to get that in a moving vehicle soon. We'll give my husband credit for that one because he just said I he he said you can watch it on the spectrum now and as like he's he attended a lot you know I have to say wing is always there with a funny comment. Some advice feel good something. Yeah he's with us. You know physically. I'm watching it. I think French fries across the way he made himself quite at at home here. All we've opened up a bottle of wine. We have gone through the glasses. You have helped yourself to Akito cookie. We've already done what we've needed to do. So I just WanNa stay a big shot to Casey I. I know she came down for a second to get a bunch of garbage bags and what looks like a heavy duty sponge Enj- right it and she sent us the picture wearing an eye and it was projectile vomit. All over her body. I mean projectile. Yeah so oh prayers up for her tonight as she combats this and and her young son and thank you to you. Well I wouldn't let me share with you. I was at a a- an organization called put me on Tate. Oh no I'm so sorry for Janet Little Organization. It's dark mark by its four to sharpen up your auditioning us. Please him here we are you know. What am I going to notch? Sharpen them up nearly okay. We still put myself on Goddamn tape so you prepare your scene and then you margin and I said to wing as it. Just sit in a car. It'll be under five. You literally are having him with the car running run. The car is going to be five minutes. We'll get back in and we'll go see the joker at the arclight like that's what we're GonNa do so we were so close. We were literally six minutes away on tape. I put myself. I went ahead and put myself on someone. Give be some notes notes will be forthcoming now. Notes an extra ten bucks was an I took I took. Who's giving you these notes? Underperforming the GAL who works at on daily really. If I've I've used them for if you have to do an edition and send it Yes New York or whatever so so my iphone skills. No you know. And they're great. They're actually I am credible news. It's three gals. Aaron Pineda's her. I didn't know that it was errands. Come alive wonderful. It's really wonderful. I just this is actually great. So they're doing this kind of Beta program where they're asking. You know you get a scene on Sunday you prepared and you execute it on Wednesday and you go in and you don't even really teach that you go in you put yourself on tape and goes or a human. They're putting in your hair or is there just like you put the coin slot like those. There's all sorts of porn houses. Where like the windows open and then like a girl like pushes her boobs against glass? Like best man. Yeah to be with the camera against like. Yeah well you know it's an you're going into like an apartment and there's a ring light and you put your Goddamn self on tape and you call it a day and you had to the ARC light a fight right you get an emergency taxed. Yeah and it says there is the situation. Here's projectile vomiting. Are you available as an and let's go you did. He didn't even say let me think like it. She said yes. And you come from a place of yes like Bethany Frankel and that's that's where we all come 'cause you know who also comes from a place of yes is our guest because we have been on a jury first of all. Let me tell you about this woman so we have if someone pretty amazing in our mess because not only is she a hilarious writer. She's also ready writer for a black lady. Sketch show I look. I buried the lead did sorry. Mr. What's going on okay. So she's a writer for that. She writes for perfect harmony. So this is a Some comedic royalty. But here's that Hick her she's also come from a respectable professors and I see this as a comedy writer but she's also comes from a former lawyer much like emily of OC fade draw from Atlanta And Jackie from New Jersey and Jack New Jersey. Just please welcome to the show. Hi thank you for being here on this night of chaos. It's crazy. Casey came down looking like a crime scene. That was wild. No she's like I'm sorry to introduce. I'm so glad to be here there so so we have been trying. She's become for like weeks now and we had to cancel schedule because Casey wasn't going to be the availability. which makes this crazy? I was like I really want to be there. So we're like okay 'cause case going to be here for this she of course it's like she was literally you've seen senior season. I have cool up as a mutual friend I worked on the John Legend Chrissy Tiki. And of course they're tight. And so I met Casey See. She won't remember now but not because she was but we were at gloves holiday. No no this was may so birthday party. Oh ooh and I do not know case it. And I'm walking by her and she happened to be spilling something on her shirt and there's a theme and I caught her and she was so friendly and she just had me up but we had matching lipstick maybe like similar outfits anyway so we had a moment. Oh and that we've had enough. I'm sorry she can't be here. We will do her. But we're so happy because we have been trying to get this always like can you come. Then you're like no I. I have a job during the day the perfect harmony writer's room was in Chatsworth which is like that that I don't know exactly I know I I and you'll never need to know I won't bother but it's it's not here no but now you're with you. Yeah now can I ask you a question since you are the law professional L. Opera head as an illegal experts. Oh my now why he didn't. Emily's husband passed the bar. Why do you think as a woman who was passed the bar herself? I think because he's a bad person and that's how Karma Works No California India is the hardest bar it is. It's the toughest one like. It's a monster. I Pass Virginia NBC. And when I moved out here to be a circus clown I was like. I'm I'm not take practising because I will not take the couch you have to. Couldn't you just have your license from the urge to practice it elephant and let you wave in the way that other states might. DC will let you if you score high enough on Virginia Bar you can wave in DC. I don't think California does that So you're limited in what you can do but also like are you know. Rip Fe Dra. Because I hear you making a car. That's the word on what I wouldn't give but she is. A little bit of many professions was a lawyer yes she was a funeral director for Atlanta. Can we go ashes event planner. She had many new to where many yes. Emily Emily too. I feel like for lawyers now. That's just one side of your your career. Nobody wants to be alone. People do it because like you know it sounds I have a lawyer. I'm like Oh they're important now that you've watched watch the real housewives realize that there not anybody if you and if a great transition into New Jersey because Theresa's lawyer who is the most crooked man. I ever bettys great. You think that's owners in a way that you want for your lawyer and your account and isn't that the problem isn't that I were on prisoners. Totally I clearly. Clearly he has dropped the ball somewhere unless he just showed. Oh look at him and I think you want them on your side. I don't I definitely don't want him a posing me so we'll be mobbed up in a way that I find terrifying like when he comes in that scene and oh here we should also mention the audience when we were watching Jersey tonight. He's seeing on some APP on the TV. That gave us tidbits as like like y useless. Like Margaret was in this store for an hour. What would I do? And she bought a shirt at Risi's see-saw something like this. Yeah or something to that effect and one of the things they said is that Theresa considers John. I think his name is the lawyer who doesn't not remind me of the Beverly Hills Party hardy planner. They're all from the same cloth and also the party planner there. Melissa was talking. Jail also had a Jersey Glenn via coast Glenn. Scituate all applauded plan on the Dewey. Face has saved sweating. None of them are in great health. Issue here so there. There's the blood pressure issue happening. And they're all sweating yet but in those tidbits that we got to see about see-saw who for an hour thank God. We knew that it said that. And she says he's her best friend okay because they've been sleeping together. I know so I don't know but I remember league. They have been for a long. I do but isn't she sleeping with that young guy who that shorting hands with. I mean sure so. Bill Boyer is real real. Jimmy not be right now maybe when they were. I don't know if it's to date or even to date for what we watch. But they have been together history they percents and he says it his again. This is all coming from whatever the north within it was about him. He's he's like. I just listened to a talk. She just talks on. I listen to talk like that was basically what it said in the thank you for that information information. I guess I'm I'm more knowledgeable for and we were watching. What was it called? It was a behind the it was called the real deeper thing. Now we saw few moments tonight. We saw Jen her daughter. Her daughter is being bullied. And Jen said this one thing which I have to to quote which is like now that I've had my life. Oh I WANNA lose the weight snakes yes question. Mark Liquid feels like we'll have done right with the Lippo that yeah that served that function but to be saying all this stuff about her body in front of this year old daughter is so upsetting. It's like great. We all have our issues I have issues and I don't want my but I would like to keep them for my daughter. I would like to the the way that sheera are lighthouse. Your has said in the past like I want my daughter to have a better impression of me. I put on workout clothes. So she thinks I work out I buy a hardcover hardcover book and pretend to be reading it when she's looking because I want her to love him. These are great ways to live your life in front of your children especially because daughter is telling her a story about getting food thrown at her by her friends at school. That doesn't seem quite like the response. No in that converse exactly exactly. It took our breath away when someone asked if she does puzzles with their children and she said she never had which is a very telling thing. Like if you're around around child you've done a puzzle right. I have sat through like the most boring hours of my life. Doing puzzling with my children is what it is. You know if you're around a child you've done a these things are alarming. She's got multiple children's yet. How many he do we think she unclear? Four four four wheels around five children's your weight again. He is good takers and I I appreciate right. That's good to know okay. Many too much for her for her exact had never played us. The pesident puzzle never been shocking. Love it now used something. We Got Danielle again at one of the best. The need our audience at home to have averages I I was looking at her face and I was trying to figure out what I couldn't figure out and has because her cheeks have corners uncivil Sunday Oprah show she goes. It's a tweedle moment. I think that's a tweet of it's it's so it was so accurate. When you never able to unseat now you understand? There's you know how Angelina Jolie in those mellifluent Yes that's similar to corner. It's a sharp Horton. Could be like make a left energy. Yes and look. We're not trying to make fun of not at all but an observation. Is that for whatever. Reason Jersey has the real housewives of New Jersey has the worst plastic surgery. And I we were. We're trying to figure out theory on that. And this and I go back to Lawrence theory from last week was she felt that New Jersey fashion wise was like ten to seven years behind where the rest of the country lies and so I believe that the fat might be day like it loud. You know what I mean like so so and they like everything like bigger yeller brighter. They don't know when to say when exactly so I think that is with the surgeries too. It's like they don't want it. Look subtle right. They don't WanNa they want you to know how much money they spent on their faces on their clothes and their house got it. Okay okay. So that's my theory. I noticed you didn't call it a tweet able moment. No accuracy is there is there I mean condense it if you want ask. Margaret is a great example. Because last week I think it was like a like a pea green that had like some cutout also maybe it was because it was also nighttime so it was just what I think. You're right Margaret date night night. Doesn't she doesn't consider that. Well today. There was a fur coat and an open in Tokyo during midwinter. Yeah there's definitely leave freeze you know I just dialed into Margaret are great wears and I think the the pigtails although she seems to have chilled out. Yeah we've gotten away from those most of the time. Most of the show we did then have a and Margaret is between fifty five eighty five. Give or take fine but she does then she had with the two little puff ball on it but I did think it was adorable playful. But that's the thing it's like sheet and realizing right now that everything she puts on her body is exactly what I wanted when I was eight. Wow that's that is kind of like. She came downstairs in her mother's clothes for dress up. 'cause we're really I will say that any time. My daughter goes into my closet and gets things out to put on the side of my closet. That is just as wives. No Oh no oh that is. Literal housewives like product. Oh that I have spent thousands of my hard-earned money. Oh wild why. Bonnie does the Cheney girl I have Giovanni Yeah We have the current Hugo perfume. Like I'm saying we have dipped into anyone that has there are some things that we have ordered and have still not arrive Independent. That's very she is. We have not received Cynthia eyeglasses. Shy We have not received. As some Gretchen Gretchen. Christine take some take some years. Hubei Giselle what is there any you know I. I don't have that yet but I have a lot of fashion. I have the Patricia Alcohol Lulu. I have yeah I've Kyle by I have a live show and you give the people something for their money. When anytime I talk into my closets like dress yeah he's closed she always comes Out In something house is why. Don't you wear this mommy like. She's never happier than when I look like two. Imagine it does Margaret. Yeah I mean it's like that's what that's what I wanNA dress like a six year olds fantasy and your rectum. We've got something something we did get now. I am so sorry. Did we deal with where what happened to your dress for the people's stories. Have you have you have you down here. Is I have not downloaded us now. F Y for those of you are not in the No. We did not win the People's Choice Award. We knew that we didn't because we were not invited. The the I mean I still checked. Sure sure maybe there is sometime. Lisa invitations happened things. You didn't get my right. You know. Maybe they sent a paperless post and guess what those people didn't buy young. I did I look into my an anything. Nothing that Dame's that side now is the alienate messaging. It was just a lot of made. Well notice okay so oh I had a clue when you weren't invited and it was tough to see our peers such as Gwen Stafani you know. And and the Charlie's angels shoals and the Grand Day and the Liz. Oh and all your fellow nominee right at my peers in this industry three us not seeing each other. There was hard I believe on all of us sure and especially when I did see other nominees walking the red carpet say people would did were they like presenting another cat cradle. They singing veins on. Okay I mean not in my category. I don't think anyone in my category can hold it but we did not win okay so as everyone knows the bar on the competition you work to thank all of our listeners. Because so you guys were so kind as to To vote for us and take the time out my sister abby. She was voting every day It's you call me and be like double voting day. It was so sweet. I'm jake away. Yeah I really anyway. So at the draft the more important thing so everybody knows I got a very discount address and eh clearance so I took a wild stab. I said it says this is on clearance but I would if I were turned what did they it do. Yeah how can they possibly can turn me away was like Danielle. They're gonNA take the dress and your money and you're never gonna see that and I was like this is Neiman Marcus. This is an institution they are going to see this dress and know that it was not needed and I will find find them another time. I see they're gonNA know you're the emotion behind that is not your average. They're not of a what was that. Doc Flees called contempt. All right. All Right P. can play. This is not a forever twenty one type of urban outfitters. Join this. Okay so I got my fucking wasn't a hassle like was it a whole saying this beautiful. It was just sent back to my credit card I.. Beautiful Evans fired. Thank you guys even Sparta's down with rave listen to the haters. Don't listen to the Nay Sayers Casey it was get yours get we're being yours. Slew Forty Four. Oh I didn't. This was applying if never also feel like Neiman. Marcus has the type of clientele who comes in there with Demanding to return things that they've worn honored red carpet and it caused scenes and threatened to withhold business and so came in there probably politely respectfully humbly and they were like thank you for not making a scene. Thank you for not asking for my manager. Yeah congratulations thank. God is what I did. When did one in many way except for an actual winning? I want to thank. I would like to think our listeners because I believe I might of lost the award but but I I won the real price which is my own money that I earned and I didn't keep the dress code. I just I didn't make sure the blessed then you I was even got a lesson about going for sure any other thoughts on first of all I just wrote beverly. Why did I o n Gal by Beverly? Yes now. Jennifer called in and Y'all by her Christian name government government issued by the government of Italy. Right because isn't she from Italy. I don't know unclear. would she be sent back as Joe was. I don't know this story line. I don't know that she's from Italy. I'd always she was born there. And then Greg Yeah he knows everything knows Greg Bennett knows her whole history I he is died as one could and he's is also terrified of her but but he I think he told me he. You're ready to read her book in Book. She outs her name is beverly so why Karachi Lake but she is like you know I can call myself that but you can't maybe that's what it is has so okay. Just a theory weekdays. Okay can either no. Oh I didn't need scourge as now this is a beautiful single or we available I am seeing. So let's just make that known you know. Let's not squander our time. Thank you yeah we could have something use it. I love it. Yeah and then I'd also like to just talk about Joe Gorkhas Guide to Success Book. These guys will write a book without being able to have a basic handle. It's not at all three of them because I believe all three we'll Theresa's written book. Yeah do you think not only have do you think any of them have read their own books. No no no. They don't know what else they don't and they don't care why nine why my right it's like Theresa if we statuary sit down with a book which how. How this honestly though the way that she reacts to like Big News where she just doesn't process it it just freezes? Lets me know that we don't want. We don't want storytime Windsor. Recently as you said she doesn't seem to take in information it doesn't land never every Thursday. This is major. They just have joe basically said. I want to be deported at this point. And she's just mouth open stares against yeah she's an yes we all know Theresa's been through a lot. The those poor girls that scene when they're around the table especially with Malania Nia heartbreaking. Juan is suffering the most but they're all suffering but it's also like this show has ruined this cup. More sure spent prison time which like people have lost husbands houses businesses but like prison time is another level. When do you say when when did you say we've done it in? This show has done us now and I don't I don't think she theresa never will but she also can't afford she can't afford. We were talking about this poll. She just like she said I had money left over after I pay restitution so I bought a pool so I'm just trying to do math. I can't even get into their finances because it makes me stressed out verify that because the house houses empty. There's not a thing now. There's Pasta and the fridge it's like there's nothing that's rough and has and yet a PU. ooh Why don't we need a pool sell the house. Can They not sell the house. I feel like I heard her say something in the recently that she didn't want to sell the House House because she wanted her kids to just have something normal in their lives than have that stability and not move them around with all this chaos. I mean I hear here that the cast would be sell the house make. Hopefully millions of dollars got off of the TV and get out of the chaos. Yeah oh well I mean short short sample so yes sometimes when I do try and apply real the house wide. It's a dangerous combination. Hurt when you say yes I was like. How do we make that makes it? Yeah in this universe all right yes please I My thought is that neither to reserve or Joe want him to stay in the country. So which makes A. There's not a lot of weight to this kind of like. Are you going to make it. How how is being in custody like they would like to go separate ways? Oh for sure. This is not a couple that wants to know this is for the kids after a while and that will get old as the kids start to grow and even the kids are like we can't do anymore. This is a relationship that has gone. And I'm proud of Theresa for getting out of it. I think she thinks we're stupid. That we that she's she's a liar. She's obviously having sex with this but she is like I have children and I'm not going to talk about that. Yenisei were friends. Yeah Yeah and you know what I've like I. I've lied to people about things haven't wanted to talk to them about no problem. I mean if I don't want to have a conversation and let's say with a co-worker worker not a friend I'M GONNA lie to them. Yeah but the problem is like if I don't want them in my business then get on. TV was it keeps getting sense. I'm sorry I don't know what's happening. I'm just really touching down reality here. Awesome husbands been away for three years and before he left he was being a real any also put her in prison for. I believe she did not commit. She did not have any. I don't know about the no. You're a lawyer. I think she turned a blind eye. You think so. Yeah as you probably didn't ask the same kinds of questions that we would ask but I think she but is that a crime. Yes when you're not when you're not a knowledgeable person that's not what she's saying. Now you're saying shows are two different things willful. Ignorance ends. Yeah I feel like probably signed a bunch of papers as she didn't ask questions when Joe was signed. This like I think we would be shrewd enough to be like what is the Haselhurst Taller. And I think I hear your point. I don't want him working with the same. Yeah yeah she I mean she's not got everything up there right. Ah I don't know I don't know I think she was living a good life and didn't want to ask questions and talk. Yes yes yes yes the consequences of like just going to ride this train. I mean you can't you can't and I think on a much much smaller scale. There is a there are women. I have friends who like their husbands. Do all of the accounting and they don't pay any attention and like if you don't they're your if something goes on or guilty by not investigated negated not participate in it and so you're guilty by by by willful ignorance. I will I feel like you have to have signs document. You had to have gotten involved in some kind of thing. I and I think you're right about. She liked the life they were living in. He didn't care about the cost of what that was because there is a cost. Yeah interested live in a culture where it's it's not that probably unusual to have some shady things go on and course everybody a real estate developer and all of New Jersey understand it is you know I mean everyone everyone but also like a pizza parlor on this. I had Italian restaurants opening within then two weeks. I just I've seen we've been to so many pizza parlor openings of this group and yeah never seen a closing but we've never never into these restaurants never gone in any of their restaurants after they've opened and then there was the the I think it's the the Brownstone I think still still exists. I meant about that Mantos. Yea about that name in a while. Greg Benefits Mary there. He's getting married. Oh what am I really want to get to this greg. If you're listening you're like I could should have an invite saying and even at the very least the people coming I'm well let's go to commercial. We'll come back with Atlanta. What actually makes it better toothbrush? Industrial Strength Power Multiple modes. If you ask your dentist those times less about the brush and more about how you use it. And that's that's why you need quip. Quip send vibrations with built in Timer Guy Gentle brushing dentist recommended two minutes. 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It's heartbreaking. Yeah it's truly watching what porteous going through. It breaks my heart for her her totally. I'm just like you know how badly these women wanted families. Yes this is my bucket list gold territory and just shattered they. They can really get a start as low and I and I wanted it for them now. Did Dennis have some signs. That may all of the signs now. What's tough is the bestiality claim? That's what makes it worse ingredient missed that it's crazy because Porsche's I husband remember he cordell Cordell had some other activities happening outside of the marriage. And so you you were just wanting something new and different and we got something new and different dog king and which is in turn nobody SPEC guys. I'm so sorry what. I'm not even sure because I haven't vent dug down to develop Deals crazies just feels like this can't be reopened. Like what did you do. You don't quite I don't know and what are saying here's ABC out of the allegation for Porsche's fiance tennis has taken the ring back. So I don't get that so craziest thing when they had cheated on her while Oh she was pregnant and then he asked for the ring back. This is a that's a problem. The bestiality is bigger one so yes I felt like they gave me my ring yeah. I'm sorry she deserves and everything because now like I don't know where he lives but he's not in the home home with their child is doing the lion's share of raising this kid. Yes he didn't sign up for that. I just sorry before we move forward the animal or do we just have. I haven't touched down on. We don't know door dog or why has a dog. I don't know I I think that's okay. You are heart thing when what is it farm. Animals what I think. That's because that's what I associate with. Atlanta imploded floated. The word was tossed around several episode. Yeah and I think instinctively. I shy away because I saw a portion of the episode die. I feel like we could google but who wants no because then all of a sudden things are gonna come about who said the words because I came out before animals there are also other women yes again. None of this is great. It's all bad. I tend to not believe me because I won't I. Let's skip it. You know what I mean. I'm ready to to really just delete it. Yeah Yeah Because I. It's fine but but he did ask repack on top guys. What did she say? We were laughing so hard hard when she was like crying. I was crying right along. Ball this same story. Honestly I was. I was calling because I truly really was sweet and I mean they want nine men just did them so wrong thing manjeet while while they're daddy that is something you're like. Oh my God I don't want this life. Yeah and flip out or also. It's like there's this the thing you know again. I don't know if this is true. My husband seemed to want sex with me right now. What else is that? While I was pregnant the man as an ever taken just a little I hate it. No Matter Nano on what's going on in all my permission anyway. I have heard that all of a sudden you become a different person because like now that you're the mother their children takes on a different Madonna and disgusting Ronald An old timey view. But I don't know if that was going on with him Well I mean if if the bestiality thing I know I I if there's something to it it's like okay if you're into that well then thank you do. I mean because this short in every single way I mean it's just not safe it does not take I know it's wrong but when when Porsche in the depths of her tears and I again I had them too. I was crying right along with her when she said to prove how much do is in love with him. She was like if his Dick Weight. I was so in love with him that if he came down with some sort of illness and his dick was dead. It would still be with him and I don't have the wording but it was. It was so it was so amazing. Was If somebody's really not on a car to me. It's like wow you love him. Yeah but also what illness addicted I you. Yeah what did you have dead. Dick Dick Dr. That he's got a terrible kiss of Dick. Honestly that would work in her face. Dennis head Dead Day all the problems that he needs to. And I'M GONNA ask you this if we would die behind wings. Dick died and I'm starting to do this chewing. Oh you're right here. Is that what his face looks like. He's smiling wing stick dived. Dick colitis would use stay. Yeah we're in it you know. Yeah yeah so again. It's the Roman. Yeah today ask you the same. Oh uh-huh my husband and I have a very active. Yes thanks very big components. Can't stop even I know they are our lives. What are we keep a d. alive are ah get that ventilator going? I want to resuscitate electric. Yeah yeah whatever we got to get that Dick back in the game the rest of it is in this. Dick Still Alive were there. My face hurts But I'm sorry you don't love your husband's Dick enough to Eh leave him if his dick dies his phone. I'm sorry I'm they know that now. Can we talk about Marlo Marlo now. Being a mother sure that that was nothing has been more shocking to me then thinking of marlow taking care of anybody or anything but I do like it. I think it's a nice color. It's an is it is it is because we have seen Marl and whereabout tired of the model that we've seen any marlow was I love Marlow I I think she deserves a peach but I didn't think she deserved a child. And now yeah but this is a nice on her and I see this softer side of sears. I like I think we're in for something. This is good for her. And for those kids some gives her some legs you have you seen the girl. Yes so what else and so this is like the wrong like I feel like she has to grow up dot. Is she trying to stay relevant. Now that all the Housewives suddenly canceled the kids this bipolar. I think she said Sunday. No one has ever worked harder fruit as this is what I'm seeing. Give me. Yeah I mean it is. It seems like a nice coincidence. But she's like this. Is the baby season got it. I'm GONNA assume positive. And you know but thanks expire goes now a EVA said something very funny that made me laugh when she said I don't know Kenya's middle name or her real eye color so I'm not going to have my cake and you know but like when she went off on Marlo last season during that I mean she has got. Yeah I mean she is funny like I want. It's almost like a roster. Yeah when you got some people like being rose. Yeah I would like her and at one point I'd cry but like I would like her to take me only if someone is funnier than they aren't. Yana is someone John Even. If they're mean I can't help you. I'm like that it's funny even if it's so mean to me like this you just came out the gate swinging. She was like. I'm not bringing my kids around Kenya. You don't like her energy set us off for the whole season just started right loved. It came to play this season. Yeah we've been a little sort of like all all right last season when she started going off on Marlo it was. Everyone got a little on your everyone was like. Oh He's had a little. I mean I loved seeing candy like dying dying lassie Candian. Cynthia dying of US was US handy. Had on the worse Brian ever seen on a housewife. Anybody saying was is production. The body in the back was like just give her a sign. That was rough and it went on for a long to so I mean nobody in all the houses richer than candy candy is the richest housewife. There has ever been. She can afford a great bra. It's a great boob in housebroken. Less to come to us. Bring it Rhonda's with that Bra was candy. Man You know yourself banner please take rescue are two talented too smart to rich. The people around her like for her to arrive at the restaurant. She saw forty people and she's got assistance manager all on whatever everybody Roddy. Somebody's got her walk out. Doors to be fired. PISS somebody off because I was so upset. Yeah she she has too many people on the payroll right to let that. I mean Marlow of course for although I expect nothing but she runs a solo oppor Scindia gorgeous and a former model. But she's funny. I still operation is fine. Yeah Scott as many PE- right did you guys. I love Cynthia's blonde kind of like builder lane. She's Kazaks so I got her daughter. Are we gonNA Know Elo Commerce beauty of you. It's really coming into our oranges. Gorgeous Lady. That was really stylish. is like it was a really important conversation to have on Get that out there and percents. I mean I'm sure all with it. Just beautifully yeah. I loved it. Yeah Noah's nice now. Let's talk about Dennis and porsches therapy real quick because it only lasted thirty five minutes and I found that upsetting sure said thirty five minutes later you guys you have to go come on. I think she walked out right. It seemed like Eh. It seemed like she was waiting for confirmation that he cheated that he cheated needed and she gave it to him. He gave it to her and then she left when she had it. But it's like you knew before you win and he needs to hear it out. I think that's what it was as she heard was like. Now that it's too real right now but I was like you gotta give it the hour you pay for the hour but I also part of that was like never ever leaving us. She just like there's no reason to continue to have a conversation with that man about it like she's got to cut her losses this point. Don't say they not pay the therapist until you. Marcus will refund them honestly. I trust human rights to them right. Look I know is on so cheap and I'm sorry guys I just want everyone to get their money. It is time. What if she heard cattle? When you're dropping? Waste a cow cattle most animals. Oh my God and capital makes me feel as if they're in some sort of way way to meet a lot of them and they're in sort of like yeah and there's GonNa be stampeded. It is happening now now yes then had to be then I feel like an then. You really need a therapist in you have to. Yeah Oh man you know look if you hear cattles you got it right that they're coming in have to go. I just just rope portion lawrence sisters in real life and sisters strength. I mean I believe it the whole story I would like to see. Uh spinoff of them to a portion lauren raising their children. Together it'll just be say put laverne surely Eskenazi. Yeah Well Lauren. And her head. They've gone through their own journey. Where Lauren was her assistant and that was not a great? I love almonds so I too have Porsche. Just be like you know I've seen you hit your lowest low and you've built yourself back up and you're living the life you want that female and I the thing. I love that. It feels like they've had a nice little growth session two and then Lawrence like but I don't want this for you but also like being like you're through it like I wish I was through the worst of it. It was also her issue. But Oh can I ask you something about because she said through tears so I didn't I wasn't exactly sure but did say I. I must him in the face and left. There was a Mush Shing. Yeah I is that what you just gave him a poem Mungo forehead. The deal does victory from response. How do you respond Cannell? I think the thing that is a gentle pro. I might have. Who Don't I mean he is someone that should have dead Dick Syndrome? You know what I mean. Because it wasn't helpful to the relationship if his Dick tied now what and he's now I'm going into a road that we should probably NOCCO down but hot dogs are made of what is actually interesting thing going But I don't think he should be dealing with close to his work that's right you don't WanNa manhasset where you work undercover and all of a sudden a drug addict is the product. Now Stop Deanna. How dare are you sure how? How dare you anything? AL's own mark daily. We got him facetime ing with his. There's some weird comets. Go ahead I in the previous episode. He didn't want another man holding thank never heard that. I've never heard that before. And then why does the baby baby look like a boy. I something weird. I agree. I didn't like you could tell. He was controlling when they first met to just know that I do. I thought it was a healthy thing that he was like. I don't want to be on the show and I. I decided I wanted this relationship to work that I didn't like that. I mean that I did like that. He didn't want to be on the show and didn't want her on the show because he didn't WanNa that it's bad for the relationship. Don't you remember her. I'm sorry but you're saying continue like she member when she had production in her bedroom and like she was in a fight with him and I thought that was with the other boyfriend who was kicking the windows am allowing them to no. No no you may be right. He like multiple times. I am right because Louise can wanting to get. She was in her wedding dress and she was a I think he's contrived I got the sense. He was controlling back then. Yes I hear you I hear you sort of remember. I mean she's we've had a few times where she's like talking producers for about men right so you're not wrong but I'm sad sad for her as your opinion that they're the real marriage. I thought it was at first I didn't I. I thought it was because it happened so fast seemed to be you like this but then I decided it was real but also you guys have been on a journey with this marriage but I also believe that. She's going to be fine without him like like she wanted that. Baby one or that babies. You WanNa baby when the Porsche wanted. The family by Kenya was like I'd like the family. But I'll take the kid I can. You want to be able Jose that she could get a husband yes so now she can say yes i. I don't disagree with that. Yeah I don't disagree forty eight. I looked at age and to have a bit. I mean guys as a a woman who is called a geriatric pregnancy. At you know thirty. What would I was thirty seven when I gave birth? I mean. That's tough to be told old geriatric thirty seven. That's most they're giving us hope. Forty eight forty eight given US rate. Let's do this. I'm like all right do it now. I got nothing. It's all COBWEBS. Dust up there just dust. Sorry great guys are sorry I look. 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I feel sorry for the painting has been through. I don't think he had easy. But also feel like life has money and privilege later and resources so help yourself you sound like Eddie in his confessional. You said it. Take me man who can't get over. His touted is not a man. Well I think given me not everyone has understood. I'm Canetti I guess I just. I dislike him so greatly. I hate support for trump. I hate that's okay so I guess so. I was looking at his outfit and I was like a makeover. Could solve so much. You're not just got rid of that hat and like the the the sunglasses on top of the American flag out. It's just fine. Yeah and it's just like just go get a new look if fresh them up a little bit brighter outlook. I just feel like After battle that thank you could also be therapist. Family has taught us anything in a party planner as well. Yes am I wrong. Am I bath. I have not seen this episodes. I WanNa come clear because you have a fan rushed is on the way I guess but I I understand where you're coming from with it because It seems like you know there's plenty of ways you can help yourself into just blame. We've all had things go on in our past. That would none of us were raised by Tamra. That is true. It's it's true I mean you're right I monster look and this podcast. I make one eighty turn. uh-huh Emily said in the episode. Three sixty turn locked. We wouldn't even be friends with we if Tamra was like in a circle bars or we would go to the opposite I think so too and so he was raised by hand alone. Simon and Simon was a piece of shit so now I will say this. He's a trump supporter. So ultimately I don't give a fuck but I I see where I should give. I mean it's like you know it's like okay. You're a human being and you have. These seems like crippled and stilted and he also on the verge of violent yes terrifying terrifying ready threat away. Yeah Yeah I can read. That's good description so terrifying. It's out yeah. Just get things synthesize sympathizers. You'RE GONNA catch one before that. I don't know I tend to go on and on. Here's the weird thing for me about Tamra and it's just like personally for some reason. She I know because like everyone that I know. Says She's evil and I can see it but for some reason. Then she doesn't bump me and I don't know why but like Kelly. I have my body reacts to Kelly. I have such an aversion to her and she doesn't work energetically for me on any level but like Tamra. What is the matter? They're both repellent but in. Yeah Ah the icy softness in Kelly interest background they have different entities like Kelly Ellie. Yes we asked for. Kelly might violate Kelly. My mother readily Kelly. My push your mom Steve. Yes but here's the thing I believe that if you're like Kelly you're wrong in this. Why aren't you like okay? My best still stairs but then give you a PACA frozen peas. Exactly I think Tamra will never say surrender will never say I'm wrong. We'll do everything she can't knock you down and make it. She is just like Kelly said it very well very concisely. which is they're playing checkers? I mean they're AH playing tweakable. Well it's Kellie Kellie. I can't make a call. They're both dangerous they are yeah they are right look. I'm afraid of both of them in the dark. Yeah them yet Kelly I I would not even be in the same room. No I feel that way actress. She's on safe. Yes that's a camera. Long game she might destroy me emotionally. But I've hit me. Yes and I don't want that to. I would survive that for sure. I cheat top that boyfriend but he's so interesting he's late in life boyfriend like that's what you want. He's Kinda lame kind of Nice is Kinda quiet. Make some money life. You know what I mean. She seems she's been issued on. What the hot fast guy? She's not dating bikers anymore. I get a dude. He's never been married. He's got a nice practice. He's not going anywhere he's GonNa marry out you don't want to get married now. Just wants to be able to say she has a doctor. It's he's meeting the needs. Wow with that correctly you really got that really got the boyfriend. Even the there's nothing about their personalities they jive. Yeah you know what I mean. But he's got like a firecracker on his arms and she's in like he's stable in Nice it pays for things. My work is inefficient works. No you're right a late in life boyfriend and sometimes even early in your life you need a late in life that you know what I mean like just somebody. You're looking for just like not a lot of pressure right. You don't want a lot of action or or like someone I wanna be the crazy one of the relationships right. They don't want him to be the one right. I want drama. I mean he's not gonna take any approach shine ever could no available available. Yeah it works thicky kind of has that too would you say with who is yes. Yeah Yeah Yeah now uh-huh but you'll marry him because he is she doesn't get any more energy. I mean she spent from the cancer. The fake cancer her last now thirteen. I WanNa talk about which is Tamra printing out the texts from When she went to Shannon she's like these are the texts that I printed out to when she could have just showed her the phone? She literally like we're not gonNA reunion to print the receipt selection value. But it was like. We're not a reunion phone now. I didn't see this episode. But did she do like like the lease or Vander Palm. Blake Large Graham friend. That conversation was so confusing for me. What I find confusing about Orange Orange County of as different than the other way? I can't who's mad at home at any given moment changes. Oh like that same lunch. Yeah I feel like Kelly sat down at one time. It was mad at Bronwyn then. Got Mad at Cameron. Shannon Shannon went to the restroom and Tamara's turn Kelly on Shannon and the next lunch. Kelly turns and everybody against Hammer. Tamara's Janner fights down. Tama is talking to Shannon like they've never been best friends like they just met like chicks on the street. Somehow they get on the same page and turn it gets Kelly. I'm dizzy amazing. You broke that I was trying to make it make sense. Our they had is. It happens as zing thank you. Yeah right wow that was like who's on first in that group of people. You can't feel safe because it could advertisers entrees you as do you go to Arizona. Fuck your yawn interesting though for Timbre to be so evil. She was shaken to her cord that there might be some kind of coup happening while she was gone. And I can't figure out if that's because she has a heart because she such a control freak narrative gotten away from her and she. I think both the narrative had gotten away from her but I think she also Noseda group and she knows he's not there plant. Were Ya that someone else is going to step in workum. She talked to Shannon like she was a dog. It was not nice. Weren't they best friends. They were talked to her like a lawyer. With a you're interrogating a suspect. Basically like not like it hurt my feelings when you say. Yeah but like she was like calling her on her shit on this day. I didn't say that about challenges like frazzled. In deer in headlights little heart I know bless her harmless. He is somebody you have to blast her a little bit and also they are what I appreciate about. These women is what you were saying they were she was talking to her like and they this. This is why I love these women and this is why 'cause I watch soap operas right and they talk like they're honest yes she literally said you're playing a dangerous game baby like yes that like. Who can you imagine me like? You're playing a dangerous game baby. You WanNA play this game. Oh well King you look. You said it's on girl was just like would highschool Dan. This is a real and she texted. She had time to come up with something else. She didn't punch up her index. If you were like on the fly maybe you say it's on girl you don't hit send on its on girls. We ask was it was it was diabolical. You Ain't game that Aleve winners can lose raised. It ain't broke into top. Yeah it was about it was it was top down. It was and I was like. Oh this is why I love this because it's a soap opera. I'm watching a SOPRA. Yeah and I'm happy to be but I just I knew it then. Anything about Bronwyn hiker. How really yeah tell? Tell me why shouldn't happy to. Yeah I I already believe you and that is too much in this day and I think she as an unstable person and I think like when she was bringing her daughter to college like she says when my last kid goes away. Lose my mind and I was like. Oh she'll she's going to be married like eighteen or nineteen and then had a consistent God and I thought to myself this woman. I mean. I'll be a mess to would mytalk goes away to college please. It's it'll be a very hard time time for me but this woman will she will have to be committed because the this identity that's right and she's holding on for your life and this is the way that she's honest by having having more and more children I believe yeah so that way you should dislike but but not see anything value yikes valuable. Yeah that's true cruel but see anything like. Oh this. This is where I'm GonNa Touchdown normal because Bronwyn gives the illusion usually like. Oh this person's semi normal right when I'm saying it's like it's an illusion. Did she's not like a mean like maybe the bar so lower Mike. She didn't Mike Turn on anybody in this episode. She's I don't think I think she's out of for League in terms of I think the two two sensitive something about that sweet. But she's unhinged hinge in that way but that's honestly the nicest thing you can say and monster is like. Oh she's just unhinged but he's not evil right that's like a dream yes vis corny for Tamra. Yeah Oh yeah those are have done it those Dur doing it or have under. We'll do it. That's all interesting. TV and then Gina. Her life. semes- with Matt it's really depressing. So she's still belongs on Jersey she sunders. It feels weird. Why just on the wrong shows? Now you're not wrong I loved. I liked Gina. You like geology. And she gives me Brittany Murphy here that all right I think she's funny in her testimonials I end up laughing at her comments so oh blonde in her testimony was. It's very hard to the visuals. Aren't working for her. This season we all have dealt you know like it is what it is not. Alright what are we do one we fall apart. You don't want it filmed. Do you know sweating. They believe you me. I mean I wouldn't want a my hopefully never going to happen unless he has dead. Ed Dickson drama. We'll have his but let no or I don't find that. Ah The tank not Harvard comedy. I like boy the guys I would like. We're sort of done the cities we are going to be doing ninety day. theon say we're not doing it this week because Casey's not here I did watch guys is. We're still going to do it. I promise just hold off another week and we will be getting into ninety days. They've kissy is covered in vomit. So we will wait till next week to discover that but I will say I also else just really real quick wanted to touch down something on Potomac. Even though we're not season right now I wanted to touch down on the the Mooney Samuels. Oh candice thing where. She has pressed charges against Monique for some sort of assault as a lawyer. Or do you know the fact pattern at all. I don't know what has pattern. ooh Lily live. The last we heard. Is that Mona selling. Canas out drag you. And then they hugged and made up at the reunion. Oh but supposedly they fought and maybe she did did dry literally fought how unfortunate a and this was during filming. No I don't think post-season route think is unclear to me but I'm excited to come back. I mean honestly we've all wanted to drag Kansas a little ran. I will work in her and I also feel like Hannes is the person who will claim blamed. You assaulted her if you know that little clip that me moored whatever it's on the Internet it's in a courtroom mm-hmm and there's an older lady and this woman walks by and taps her folder showed it on the O.. Three this week I didn't Eh Tan said that that was Shannon when she got hit with the bowl. Well maybe I maybe. I caught it on instagram following a house but so they literally just take aac and yeah that would probably yeah. Yeah yes and like. I can't as the one with the knife basically a knife exactly eight. Throw things that you do. Not Hi how you could do a lot of damage. And they're eight cameras like there's witnesses you don't throw knives on TV. No I know but you know excited Steven. But that's the that's right love but I mean the fact. The Potomac is giving us things and they're not even on. I also need Michael Darby to disappear appeared. Oh He's not come back but I don't think that we're GONNA so gross it's so gross and now they're tied forever with that child. I find that upsetting because I'm happy that it got. We actually got what she wanted. But if things these women are doing for babies yeah. It's Josh there's another way to go. You know what I mean like. You don't need the Guy Please ask your losses with Makin call it. Yeah Yeah Daniel. MSA something to you. I'm afraid to don't be. Don't don't be afraid to ask Casey Ono and with wing behind me. I'm not facing him. Okay you remember. How on the like DOC stitcher episode? I had sent in the ninety day fiancee's Song Okay and then you tagged it on. Yes I would dude. I delegates the relate to sing in the live show. I would love to happen. Yeah I feel the need to perform public. Yeah because this is a great segue segue because we have our stitcher premium episodes. And if you want to hear Deanna APP sings a song to Kotei and is not because they were supposed to show up for a podcast cast in did not show up and so Diana though had written him a song and she sings it on the podcast and it is insane and wing whose year behind me. I'm not looking at him but he he said it's the first one it's a rat. It's a spoken word rap areas and I sang into him over the phone and I. It's the first time that I've ever done anything where he had. Nothing Nice just he was like Oh man he goes. I'm going to. I need some time to process and I was like should i. He's a Geeky candice likely. That's just really not engineer. Al Charging me sometimes when someone tells you what you can't use showed them give us a quick Yeah please Caesar okay. Donovan Yemen Ninety. Look at you really have to look away but my steering dowling your Menendez Fiance Dan. Here's a bad part. 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Surviving the Theme Parks Part 2

Dads Outnumbered

21:32 min | 1 year ago

Surviving the Theme Parks Part 2

"They live from experimenting. Studio in Phoenix Arizona. It's Dad's outnumbered. Let's give a shout out to your hosts Glenn in Craig. Hey we're back. This is the part that we talked about at our last episode. Greg remember what the topic was so long ago. Johnny Land Land Actually Tales from Disneyland Yet. Tips ON HOW TO NAVIGATE. Disneyland and with your kids experiences we both had exactly right so glad to have you with us and You know welcome and jump back into just jump right into a great idea greg thanks. His Dad's outnumber dads out numbered numbered now. So tell me about rides now. The the girls are through the alike rise or was it more of There was really benign. Rides will the key to all the rides. That's going to be what they do. Now is Everyone knows sorta fast where you pull the ticket and you get to come back during a certain right time in the line is shorter than other times while there's a thing called Max Pass now. It's mobile phone oriented. I had a mixed experience on the technology side. It's still highly recommend it but it's there Disneyland's new fast passes run through their phone and so it's pretty It worked pretty well. I think we never waited more than five ten minutes for something during the middle of the week so I knew how fast pass went were. Obviously you could only have one at a time and it gives you some SORTA Tiber so you could sign up for a ride. Say Space Mountain when you're in line for Space Melgen there's a certain threshold. I'm you're able to sign up for your next thing and so you can always sort of keep going and going and you don't have to run to that ride. Get a ticket and come back. You're able to do it from anywhere in the park. How does it know is it? How does it know there's four people in your party So all your whether you buy up physical ticket or you buy you get them into your healthcare so you put the numbers in their all in the APP. Then you can choose. Who's going on the next ride with you? So you pick all four. People were going to Thunder Mountain Railroad. And you can plan like it says the window for this ride currently as an hour from now to an hour and a half's from him and say okay. Well then you just tell your your group. We need to be there in an hour hour and a half and so. It's all run through the APP. It's pretty good I had a couple of little glitches but that's great because I know that was always strategy and was it. When you talked about planning for the day you would say okay. We're going right here for directly here. Get a fast fast and do something while we wait and then you work the whole day that way. That's was funniest because I told my wife Yeah I'm not really GonNa be on my phone. I wanted to be present yet exam there and I spent probably seventy percent of day on gaming the system gaming the maximum which you look at. He tried and find out what the wait time was. Or How would you Oh in general flow you know we started in fantasy land and headed over to Tomorrowland and in all the way back towards the mountain tried to go out and do the Winnie the Pooh ride. There were certain things they were interested or not interested in. I was surprised are wimpy will be our eight year. Old has more reservations originally going on rights. But she came through and the six year old big talker. Sorta pulled back. We all went on the. I knew trouble Peter. Pan Ride was Scary FOR THEM. So we have to stop the rider. No she did that one. She did not sort of like it is pretty dark in some ways but not really The thing and then she went on. We rallied or up to gone down. That road disclosed her. Is THE OKAY. Got It. Because that is a fast moving coaster. It's not very long but you know there's something really fun. My eight year old went on Space Mountain and It was awesome First Time do that a couple of the. We did that two or three times so interesting. Did you guys do any of the kind of forgotten ones like Tom? Sawyer island or did you ever do that but we didn't have time. Oh yeah can I just please you right? So you're used to have the caves that everyone would The restrooms are hard to get you. Exactly how about the hall of Presidents? Did you get that one in? We went into the lobby area. Okay got it got it on. That's funny. What was the favourite right of the kids? Well I think. In retrospect Clara Peter Pan Crazy. I read them the original Peter Pan Book which hundred fourteen years older violence and and So she was all into that. I think that's probably the most memorable. Riley remembers the matterhorn. Being the scariest and I had forgotten the matter student at bombing snowman arose after was like. Oh forgotten all about that. She couldn't stop talking. I thought that was a good itchy. Shrieker she was like she calls it the scary ride my about it again. So that space does she. Like more than Matterhorn was scarier than space mountain which is unusual the us-based mountains going strong after two one. The thirty two they. Don't they put some New Music? It's a little darker I think they've really jazzed it. Up about the to my favorite's the higher to the Caribbean and the haunted mansion. Did you get those in you? Know take six an eight year old on admission to the game. They bought the El Paso. Which is of my okay. And then of course small world. Where are you guys out with that? So we were happy to avoid. Oh God I love small world so world as my daughter's with Jim Gaffe again. One of these comedians like In what decade was small world and running for a they were they were lucky just to pull off the animatronic. See no I bought the jungle. Drums I was always my favorite is at the. I have not this. Okay got it. Is He knew little labor than I remembered. I thought it was a little more dynamic. The animals seemed a little interfering robotic. Yeah when you do it at your little kid though. Yeah I just love her to Lustig and the water. Yeah exactly if you've got a good tour guide it's great can make the same jokes in their funny to some but not to others that screen about Do they still deriding the monorail? I which I think is a NEAT ARC's about the okay. I'm giving you didn't do so. I said one day one day one park. And that's that's good. Did you eat anywhere or we didn't do that. Lame training okay. Ah What's that I'm like? That is the most boring right. That's when you're really tired as an adult and you want to sit down for an hour. Good all the way over to the audience you in just a couple of laps. Because he needs some time yet we liked. The monorail is wealthy. Just take your time and rest would be to get stationed for the Monroe near the IT. It's actually it's near Near the Matterhorn Tomorrowland. Exactly then. That's awesome so suddenly. Overall the spur satisfied was great. Now is was working at Disneyland In Highschool is sort of destroyed the magic and then the last time we went there. We were all about princesses. So I couldn't really get identify with that. I supported it but I couldn't really identify the fact that we went went. Un's rides had some meaningful character. Interactions Like my love of Disneyland. Came back on this trip. I think I was more jazz than anyone else and I forgot to say. One way that we save money was driving on and saying we credit. That was a mistake. I think yeah. What time did you leave the park? We left the park about six thirty when we left the hotel which we got the car at the girls. Change into their pajamas through in the car And parents that's always a great tip anytime you're driving home after seven o'clock at night. Put the kids in pajamas that way. They'll go you take them right into bed that way. They don't wake up guaranteed a A epilepsy a game changer. For sure on that yet. I apologize no nonstop apology and the the so we had them. We left at seven thirty and got in about two. Oh my God. That's not complaining about driving back but complain about driving back when you slept four out of five hours. I was the one in the middle of the desert in. Iran is not a good idea because I looked at the outside. Temperature was forty degrees. And if your car has a problem you're out there with a bunch of semi trucks. It's not GonNa be pretty some Oromo yet true true. That's good so well. Good Disney I. There's there's something about it. My Kids Love Disney week. We all love Disney amd up. So I can't believe you went fifty or sixty times. Yeah what it was was I had an annual pass and And so we would when you have an annual acids a whole different deal so this is out of things change. Well why it changes is that thank you greg? So the differences is that you WANNA is that this was an annual pass theme. Give like this anymore. But it had parking included so one it was so you only go unlimited times and so what it was was gopher lunch or we could go for just an afternoon. You didn't have to strategically think the whole day. You just say we'RE GOING TO EPCOT. And we're going to tackle the international area or stuff like that so we could be much more focused and it wasn't likes. You know we pay this much money. You'RE GONNA get every squeezed every ounce of pleasure out of it so it was. It's always more we'd go there for certain reasons and then Get it done and then leave. But we do it with greater frequency. We'd go you know probably once a month if not once or twice a month Is what it was so it really worked out very well and I think you find out also that Disney is great for truly all ages and again it gets different than what Craig mentioned is the rides become you know. Sometimes you have to split into teams one. Doing the ride's not we love the OCTOPI. Which is the you know where you drive. The cars and the kids would love driving the car. That this yeah. That's that's so cool a lot of great photos but you know I that that made it a different so You know from that. But it's a it's a great thing. Great we don't talk about you know Greg Yeah so I know we Thanks for the tips. We're going to put those on the site. But I think would always intriguing. Is You know to work at Disneyland. So because you know you're right you're able to look behind the curtain so tell us about what time of your life was this in so this is high school. I guess year maybe between my junior and senior you. So's a summer job summer job. I was living in Orange County during high school and Yeah it was interesting because everyone knows Disneyland. It's exciting to tell family and friends are working at Disneyland. Glamour of working at Disneyland is a little bit different but if you look at an aerial map of Disneyland. Two thirds of Disneyland is sort of what they call backstage area. So there's a vast world backstage just to put on this elaborate play and production. That's happening because you're all cast members disease mirrors exactly go through Disney University which is like your first university experience Enjoining it's just a day or two of no facial hair. The mouse's king sort of propaganda. And then you start to see. How is this elaborate system? Everything's in mass in a lot of people trying to get from. Point A. Point B. You gotta get your costume to go on stage. You have to report into Your Business Unit. Get your supplies now. I worked in concession so we sold everything from coke's glow necklaces balloons. Mainstream sure rose Popcorn the big one was there a lot of training for how to give it out without or or how'd it get mopped by kids without getting have having a meltdown wall? Yeah that's definitely one of my experiences. I always say you don't know stress until you've emerged onto mainstream. Say One thousand nine hundred eighty nine wearing a apron full of frozen glow necklaces and the kids which necklaces were cool by the new technology and they would just run at you in mass. There was no line. There was no order and they would charge a dollar seventy five apiece. Brutal quarter machine is Adrian rattling you. Could've these two dollars. It would have been on. They would've paid it but no order. Kids mobbing you. Everything in life seems pretty easy after. You've been mob night after night by children looking the red and white striped out button-down shirt what was what was your apparel like your costume. The Standard Concession Apparel back then was like a yellow outfit bright yellow outfit with like a red striping down the sides and necklaces. You'd wear a big black neighbor. Because he had to hold all that and the money and everything photos exist of you wearing that outfit crack that you could share with our fans no no. I won't be sharing but no I don't think they exist so the costume is different. Whatever land you're oh you'RE GONNA pay popcorn in Tomorrowland you gotta wear Tomorrowland. If you're going out to frontier land you gotta be like a cowboy hat. There's never any cross costume. Really gotTA keep your costumes consistent with where your signs and then so you'd come in and say Smith you're over at look it up. You see where you're at okay. A gold neck balloons. Like you gotta get your balloon. You GotTa Get your outfit. Go Get your outfit. You know address and you have to get your supplies from someone is just sort of working out those you check out your money belts with how much money when you come back. You have to count you know. All the math has to work out so you breaks we get you know you just see people roaming around backstage. Where did you go There's always the rumor the labyrinth of caves and tunnels underneath. And we're able to experience any of those unfortunately not. I don't think they let the summer employees to into deep into the death. Nia back ladder underground but the Couple stories people always like hearing about is One is like tinkerbell would hold. That thought. His Okay Tinkerbell. Back then would fly from the top of the matterhorn down at nine o'clock O'clock each night. The spotlight would go on her and she would glide down this wire to the castle writer winner Back then it was just sort of back and we would. We go there on our break. We'd grab some chips and Soda. Everyone would stand around to watch her. Come down because I think this was before in the eighties before Osha really stepped in with worker safety. She would come flying down that thing. There was no braking mechanism. There was no remote. There was no technology involved. She would be coming down that thing. Probably Twenty twenty five miles per hour and the way she would stop would be the slam into three mattress. So it really. Oh yeah she coming out fast. Go back below the tree line so no guests with. But we're all back there to watch her. She'd come full speed and she hit three bed mattresses that were damn wham and she would face plan her hands backers. Hush face would go to this same. We'd all be watching aiding like it was something to see. Tinkerbell just slam so it was like a stuntwoman right at the end. Yeah so it was actually a female. Who was all pure greats really really yep healer grace and loving and kind that? She flew through the air as soon as she realized she was about to. Hit the mattresses. Everything totally Oh my goodness yeah. Tinkerbell is awesome so I think they must have some automatic breaking. I would imagine today. I can't believe that so every night three times a night I was awesome and then one thing that I just told the story to my mom. Because somehow she'd never heard it but the the famous Chiro Wagon charm wagon Mediate let me. Just get into character for this okay. It was a cold chilly night. I was out near the haunted house in frontier lands at my true wagon dressed in my appropriate outfits waiting not much business person every once in a while coming by was a light evening as far as traffic in the park. One of those nights where you try to keep busy try to stay occupied and the big talent you have to have assure wagon. Yes you have to be able to count to ten the number one skill set because you take these almost frozen sure os and you put them through the oven and they come out. I'll warm and toasty and cooked. And you roll him and cinnamon and sugar course so that within a John Them. That was the job right. Yeah but on this night on this very night. This night to ensure rose went in seven km. No seven came out. You Start Doubting Yourself. Did I really put ten? You have started second guessing yourself start recounting until flames own heart disease three got caught in the oven and eventually flames burst forth fire and smoke coming from and stare at it for what. What did you do? I think I stepped back left your post grabbing the money which is the most important thing to mickey mouse and waited and someone must have called the fire department and so Disney has their own fire department and the fire trucks shows up. Vm THEY JUMP almost Jump Out of the fire truck and they put out the fire and I look at the firemen right there in front of me and it's my teacher is little time. I know that the teachers in high school also worked at Disneyland to make a little extra money your kids. This isn't employs thousands of high-schoolers every summer and I guess some of the teachers worked well so as totally. Surreal haunted house. Chiro Wagon Chiro. Fire my history teacher as a fireman. I thought it was. I thought it was drinking during the Disney. Police come out and and derogates. You investigate this so do you remember what happened afterwards was. Did you just sell the did you? I may have closed shop and I don't remember. Actually Oh my gosh rested. But how big was the fire? Did it engulf the Chiro standard known about as much fire as you'd get off by Lighting Rangers? Okay got it not accept fantastic so that was a good experience which you Was there aside from the being backstage. That people act differently backstage where there were. The people were their regular selves backstage. And then you put on a helpful persona. I did learn a lot about guest. Happiness and creating. Something you know creatively what it was all about to all work in unison to create an experience for someone else I mean. There's a lot of history there. Kevin Costner only Kevin Costner used to work at and Steve. Martin both worked at the magic shop. I'll be darned street. You know that there's a lot of famous people who grew up in Orange County. Who ended up working at Disneyland? And and you're one of them so that's fantastic. Who's a great book called Mouse Tales Mouse Tales? Yeah it just tells about the underbelly of Disneyland. All sort of stuff. That's happened there from people dying on rides to all these different the help that one. I'll have to check out but I think you know dealer say despite all of our experiences. We're still huge Disney fans and could go back at a moment's notice if we could You know because it is really. It's something special and it's fun and magical never got old. I want again and again and again and it never got old so while they're like really go to magic mountain or something. That's more about the rides but I don't think there's a park that really creates that overall feeling the same way a Disneyland or at Disneyworld does absolutely sal fantastic so hopefully these are some great. Tips will put some stuff up on the website. Or you know if you're GONNA listen if you're planning a trip Hopefully this podcast was helpful. Now if you run into anyone in your life this planning a trip to Disneyland please. Just share this podcast. Tele tell them to check out. Dad's outnumbered and also if you have any other tips saw on what you've done to successfully navigate Disney with young girls. Please send us a note by our website. Again at DAD'S OUTNUMBER DOT COM. So I'm Glen Right and we'll We'll call it. A buddy earned a nine tapped you. Dad's outnumbered was recorded at experiment studios located in Phoenix Arizona. Talk please leave a message after the tone. We Are Dad's outnumbered.

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Mason and Ireland HR 1: Finally!

Mason & Ireland

42:56 min | 9 months ago

Mason and Ireland HR 1: Finally!

"Hey Hey this this dodger trade has really well wait a minute. It good things. Come to those who wait. I don't mind getting this guy. Throws one hundred miles an hour Scott. Boris says it's one hundred percent healthy. Yeah that guy is Brewster grabher grabher. All and last year he threw for the Red Sox. Nine two-thirds innings for the twins right on us on the twins the twins When nine and two thirds innings allowed five earned runs but throws a hundred miles our his only twenty years old? And you can't teach each a hundred miles. An hour is true. That is true So they get him And they wind up adding jeeter downs To the deal to the red attacks there was another prospect who is the connor wrong But jeeter downs was is is a good infield prospect for the dodgers. So He's now gone to Boston in order to make that deal Happen CANTU my eight. A STILL GOES TO MINNESOTA The dodgers get mookie Betts David price and now buster are buzzer greater. All Browser greater her off brewster is his first. BIARD U. S. D. A. R. Browser Greater All. Grabher all. Okay now do either one of you understand why the angels backed Abbottnicholson. Okay good really good as as somebody who roots for both teams. I'm looking at the dodgers going. If they hang onto Peterson and stripling. Both those guys play. Oh no question about it. I mean Jack. Peterson will be in that outfield rotation out in left field. I would imagine it'll be. Aj pollock against the lefties And Jock Petersen against the writing mine the problem is the dodgers are technically over. The the competitive balanced tax. Peterson could still be moved. So I'm expecting he's still GONNA get moved. Don't you think Greg Yeah. I think he's still and also stripling will they both will because if they have to move stripling showing the money like they're only like ten million dollars underneath over the over the luxury tax line so it's not a ton of money. It's just works out to both of those N.. Brenda Peterson came into like seven point. Seven five seven five so that almost gets them there but they WANNA be under. I think it's the two Oh eight or nine signed competitive balance tax So that they They don't pay a luxury tax. Also have forty two and a forty man roster at the moment. Yeah they're also carrying a couple of extra guys so you you guys know. I always talk about how Los Angeles is a star driven town. If you don't have a star you kind of become oblivious Y-you fade into the woodwork so now the dodgers multiple stars the Lakers Lebron and the clippers when out in and you know got Kawhi Leonard and Paul Paul George Yup and very quietly today. We all knew it was going to happen. The chargers said were done with Philip Rivers. Yeah why wouldn't they go get Brady. They not star driven town. I was listening to some of our friend will cain And he had an expert on who says the chargers priority may be to trade aid for Cam Newton that makes sense that makes sense but okay again looking at the landscape. This is is Los Angeles and always has been. You can't have just a really good team that wins because it doesn't stir the drink and laugh people go go to see people and if you're going into big name people and if you're going to like the Oscars last night the reason the Oscars is such a huge deal is all of the big big names younger gate in one place. They're going into this state of the art stadium. Yup Brand new as the second tenant correct coming off a bad season season right and the rams we know won't mess around. No you know the rams went out and got jalen Ramsey in the middle of the season. Alright they're all in all the time time there in on everybody they almost the rams tried to trade for Khalil. Mack down so the rams are going to have a problem so in tickets from what I've been told. The chargers have a ridiculous problem selling anything. Here's my understanding of it is and there was a big piece I think. ESPN did a couple of months back That the chargers at some point just gave up selling personal seat licenses which was their commitment to the Rams Stan Kroenke Iraqi Because I was going to help pay for the stadium and the chargers just said we can't do it. We're just GONNA sell tickets right and they haven't been able to do that. And so if I'm Dean Spanos I look excuse me you have an instant message. Yeah I look at this and say okay. We don't have a quarterback we need to go out and get one. We could draft one. Yeah we have a team that could aid. They need to draft one because Brady is the very short term one year. peyton manning to the Bronco right but they have everything else. That's a pretty good straight. Manning was peak of his game game when he went to the Bronx disagree first-year hosts neck surgery first year. He was unbelievable. No no I know statistically lived up to it and there's no reason brady couldn't brady to one super super bowl last year Was this year that they they lost. Money's middle the password. I if I'm the charges that's not where I'm going but you realize that manning didn't play hey for an entire year before they let him go right member when he got hurt he was out. They had that suck for luck year. Right in the suck for Luck Cure. Manning belong to the court the but the idea that manning was at the tail end when he signed he was absolutely at the Taylor. He threw retired two years. Later as career-high touchdown passes right fifty five touchdown passes in his second year with the broncos. Fifty five yeah but but who's did you say Brady wouldn't that be great. He wouldn't do it because they don't have a good offensive line there a terrible now. They're doing that great receivers. They're they're bad though the offensive line one is bad for the chargers. The the chargers have Guy Nita scramble. Run between Mike Williams and Keenan Allen and they have weapons so anyway. If I'm if I'm the chargers injures I take a serious look at that and Cam. Newton is like the same idea at least cam. Newton can make plays with his feet. And I think that's what they need somebody who can make plays with their feet So but a billion. Let's not bury the lead. mookie Betts the dodgers get the second layer and they get banned and they get a giant star. Yes so I think that that that now everybody in town pays attention to them not enough. They'll get get them on. TV that we keep hearing that no no. That's not mean sandcastle has been on the show instead they'll never be on TV on direct TV right but if they were what's weird is direct. TV's about to go out of business. I read the same article so that may change. Who would have thought that that it would be direct? TV that would collapse yeah and allow potentially the dodgers well and the and the gist of that article was that. At and T.. Went into the ground in half. The world doesn't need it to be successful or unto. They can just get rid of it and they find they. They'll sale the right. This supposedly now eight direct. TV In this next television negotiation is not GonNa Review or is not going to renew Sunday ticket. Yeah which is which is half the the reason why the whole reason why people do it. Yeah so yeah I mean I think you're right dad. They had the biggest star The second best player player in the game the big question is can they sign him. long-term apparently the dodgers were interested in before they completed the trade aide opening a negotiating window to be able to talk to. Mookie Betts about a long term deal. Yeah and the red SOx refused to allow them to do. I was watching Ken. Rosenthal all on the MLB network. Yeah and Rosenthal said you know if you're wondering why the Red Sox are doing this. The Red Sox are doing it because it clears so so much salary. Yup that if they wanted to they can come back and signed bets a year from now correct and repositions them to get back in that discussion like who was it. That left a world is Chapman left. The Yankees went to the cubs won a world series. Then went back to the Yankees right. They freed up money that way. Yeah and got some prospects. So here's here's what I think it takes to sign him long term We talked our only last week. The Red Sox offered him three hundred hundred million. Buster only said that. mookie Betts countered with four hundred and twenty million might trout number Yeah Yeah just ten million dollars less than my trap so if you look at these contracts trout is twelve years for thirty. Bryce Harper is thirteen years. Three thirty If he wants four twenty if you did it over thirteen years the same term as Bryce Harper has. You're talking about thirty. Two million dollars per year here takes him through his age thirty nine season. But I think you can live with thirty two million dollars a year. Believe it or not that isn't exorbitant. That's not easy number in this in this world would is forty. It is crazy term. We've learned that you know signing these guys like Albert Pool. They signed way too into his advanced year. At but you know pools makes like twenty five million right. Yeah so it becomes a number you can live with And and so I I think the dodgers have an excellent chance to sign him because look at the rest of the key players on their team right they will have to two out of eight everyday players. Who are thirty are older and one of them? Pollick is exactly thirty and now if you platoon Peterson you have one yet turner. He's it every other. Forget will Smith Max money. Who's twenty nine? Yeah Gavin Lexus. Twenty one yeah cory. Seager cody bellinger. mookie Betts is twenty-seven all those guys these are young and so they're gonNA have to pay bellinger like his numbers coming up. Yep But when like will Smith doesn't make a lot of money no they just signed Max months a very reasonable reasonable deal Gavin. LEX Makes Nothing Cory Seager resum impede yet. Yeah you know so all of a sudden now politics deal looks very reasonable All of a sudden now you have a whole whole bunch of cost controlled players and you can spend the big money on. Mookie Betts if you want to And you know and this is all assuming by the way that Walker Bueller is who we think he is. Yeah I met. He's a top of the rotation starter. Who by the way Greg? What is he twenty two walker? Buehler's twenty twenty four twenty four. Yeah I knew he was young. You'll be entering his twenty five h twenty five season. So I mean they've they're setup because their farm system has been so good and because because Andrew Friedman held onto all these guys that now they don't have to spend a lot of money on their stars except for bets. IF THEY WANNA sign him Kershaw makes the second most money on the team. Yeah and Well actually makes more than bets right pencils. Bits it's going to be twenty million this year. I think Kirsch I'm thirty. Seven and Kershaw makes more. Yeah so but other than Kirsch coming off the books yep so next year the year after kershaw comes off So they've got the money they can do it their position addition to offer him. That number you're talking about yeah. They've just never done it before now. It's now it's where the sport is go. Supposedly they went to three hundred million on Garrett Cole right so there's been an indication that they recognized. They may have to go the bigger numbers and longer terms in order to get really premium talent for the short term. But I think there's now I is. mookie Betts let's say mookie. Betts is a rental okay. Let's say they only have them for Year Cape Do they win it In your scenario do they win the title with one year. Yeah totally totally worth the deal. What if they don't win it and they lose him? Yeah all of it. We give all they gave up. They gave up Alex. Verduga do go jeter. Downs and Connor Connor. One is reminds me in the angels traded. Everybody do not Trade Kennedy Morale Carries Morales. He's like the future of your retired this week and And the angels traded in for Mark Teixeira. Yeah for one year and to share put up monster numbers. They lost in the playoffs. Yeah I think it was. Mike Trout's only playoffs. He's he's like they got their thought. It was totally worth it. Yeah and to share left and went and signed with the Yankees but so and I think dodger fans are grumbly bunch. The you know you think about the last seven years latte seven straight years winning the division title to World Series lost both of them and they really have become the braves. They've won more. The only team team that has gone longer winning division titles and not winning the world series. The braves they did it ten straight years they did get to world series and won one in that fourteen. That's all we need. We need. We need one world series. And there's some urgency. Now as Michael Thompson would say. There's it's it's that easy word urgency up They've they've got some And this is the kind of deal that sends a signal to fans that they're going to try to do what it takes to win I would love to see them. Keep Peterson it's coming off. Thirty seven home runs against right handers out in left field field would be just fantastic and again he and by the angels are blowing this thing. They got a guy that they don't take into the rotation and understand stand guy doing play every day for him. It such a mistake. It's already Marino to we know. Why is that what you're hearing it's already Marino? He got all pissed off over. This thing that that was dragged on and finally said go pound sand gnats. I'm it's still it's still a really good deal. Even if it took a few extra days to concentrate and I actually think stripling is a perfectly serviceable major league starter. I think stripling could be a guy that finishes like fifteen and ten and as the IRA of four and gives Asia a bunch of innings. And that's desperately what they need their lineup with Otani and trout and now a Ren dawn is actually really a formidable. What they need our starting pitchers and you add Peterson to that go? I don't know what they're doing. People Forget stripling was an all star year before last. I don't no what the angels are doing. That's the reason that does a huge stake. I Big Week Big Week Fifth Row Fridays this week. Oh good how did It did the first person get in the first person I think it was the fourth person that got it. Okay it was really really tough. What was tripping them up I I wasn't here. It was Where was where did Ramona take a call from WHOA JR on trade deadline day and it was in in the pool? Oh that's right. That was Daniel Answers. That was really hard on people. Ko Good So this week pay attention to everything we say You got had a chance to win. Fifth row. Seats to see Lakers jazz march the eighteenth. That's a really good game plus an autograph basketball and sit in the fifth row at Staples Center. There we'll be a question from all the stuff we say today tomorrow Wednesday Thursday Friday and then the quiz will be Friday in the five o'clock hour. All right so Darren earn collison. Darren Collison disappointed about Darren Collison next Mason Ireland on seventeen ESPN. Yeah I don't know Thank you John Goss. It wasn't a Kendrick. Morale's it was Casey Kochman. Oh that was the guy that they traded. He had no impact whatsoever. Yeah can't trade. Casey Khatri can actually yeah. Here's a here's I'm having trouble with this you you you help me with. This is like a logistic behind the curtain. Pride I'm supposed to do a thirty second. Promo that runs during the Laker occur game that promotes. What's coming up tomorrow even though I've got no idea until I get into tomorrow what's coming up tomorrow all right? So it's going to run during the Lakers suns game correct tonight so three seconds of. Here's what's coming up when I don't know what's coming up. Yeah it should be it. Since it's Laker fans are the one listening. It should be something along the line it should be. NBA related right it. There's all these buyout rumor. Correct correct okay by our tease buyout. Rumor say the the names are bubbling to the top for buyouts. Yeah are the clippers. Doing a buyout. Right will the Lakers do about. We'll one two by two blackout. The other one. We'll give you all the names all the buyouts all the rumors tomorrow boom. There's a problem. Okay that's going to be the Promo what John just did right but you should do. It can live voices in the Laker game all night. You should be your voice because everybody knows me. They'll listen so that's true. That's why I always think you should do the promos for Mason and Ireland. That running the Lakers game. Yeah 'cause they hear me all the time do so many of those. But that's why do most promos period bidding the LAKER Games. You should do all the time. Okay because I'm Michael and I are already already on reality. We gotta get you out. There got to promote the mace. Exactly this portion show brought to you by lyman healthcare. Changing health care one person at time so we get the news as it was yesterday the Darren Collison who I was so excited about. Was that game last week. He was recruiting him. Yeah at the game last week. is not going to come back to play this year and I think that's a blow. I think Laker fans were anticipating especially when he showed up at the the game that that was going to be our trade deadline move for all intensive purposes that. Yeah we didn't make a deal. But we added Darren Collison and now were disappointed. Okay so let me make you feel better about this. What were let's say Darren Collison was GONNA come? Yes okay. What we're talking about? There is ten to fifteen minutes of running the second team as a point correct. Okay the Lakers. If you were going going to judge them on a weakness you would say that when Lebron is off the court they struggle their offense. Their offense is bad. Okay but somehow still with their offense as you say bad. Yeah the list statistically Kuranda proven fact some okay but some like to say things are proven facts fine dining here is also a proven fact. Yeah they have the best record in the western conference. They're finding ways as to win now. I've not ducking your for win. Fast to be honest I mean I just want to be honest second because this is the truth. They've been slumping they're they're slumping their way into the all star break right but thirty. Eight and twelve is thirty. Eight and twelve okay it. It's like they're six some five in their last eleven. Okay but to nine hundred to say that's a slump for a team that's won thirty seven games right but two nights ago. The clippers lost to a team that had lost thirteen games in a row. Yeah who did they play at Minnesota. Actually play not played Paul George and quite in both in the in-laws so there's a there's much weird stuff going on what I want people to focus on his. Let's say like you're disappointed that they didn't get Darren calls. Okay I think some Laker fans probably are. Yeah but we're we're counting on it but when by the way you can still change his mind. It's not like he went to another team. It's not like Andrei would Allah Audrey to make the big announcement. I'm not coming back. I tend tend to believe I like that I tend to believe them. But here's the thing and this is the most important thing to remember when you're trying to figure out whether or not a team can win the title. Okay everybody's minutes in the post season go way up your rotation's gets heighten. Yeah all right so if you go back and look at the do you not think there. I think don't call some would have been in that rotation I don't know but here's the thing when the playoffs start Lebron. Ad You're going to be playing closer to forty minutes. All Right Paul George and you're going to be playing closer to forty minute. Yes the time outsor- longer the the half times are long their games or the game. Yeah you never have a back to back so really what determines titles Yep in the NBA is whose stars play the best. Yes if you go back over the history of the NBA. Like pretty much to the time. I I could go back to mid nineties. Yeah there's only been one team that didn't have a gigantic superstar that when the title it was that Detroit team right in. Oh for the beat. The Lakers every other team. I'm had multiple hall of fame. Yes multiple even the Dallas game was dirk right had Jason Kidd on it had other guys on it but you can't make the complementary players Schnatter as much as you think I they do matter they there are some guys it step up big every year but look at this way Kobe he won five titles. Okay right the complimentary players with the second group titles were completely different than the first group. They're just guys is all right. It's your company. Players have to fill their roles. Yeah but for example like everyone's for whatever reason down on Rondo because his numbers are down down yes numbers are down and number proven fact. The offense is not nearly as effective when Rondo is running rhinos one of the few players active if players in the NBA. WHO's numbers always go up in the post season player? No question he. For whatever reason he's able to summon some playoff Rondo and plays so every like heard somebody say the other day. The Lakers can't win it with Rondo. Rondo has one and You know just because he's older doesn't mean you can't play it off. Phenomenal and the poor arguing in about ten minutes of playing time and learn the really the yeah I mean think about it Darren Collison last year. Play Twenty eight minutes a game aim shot forty percent forty one percent from three scored eleven points a game can he was eleven was six assists And two steals right but I'm just saying he would only play ten minutes on this team. I would say that he's got to know I'm only seeing that Lebron's going to be off the court for ten minutes right. Collison would not be the focus of the offense for other than ten minutes when the bronze on the court lebrons got the ball correct. That's why lead zillion assist so I think Lebron in the playoffs is going to average at at least thirty eight minutes a game. So what. We're what we're really trying to address. Here is what happens in those ten minutes. Thirty eight to forty eight. Lebron is not on the court. Cain you stagger dagger it so is always on the core can Rondo give you ten minutes and I would like option other than Rondo can caruso take on a few more minutes. Caruso numbers have been. I'm very very good again. I I'm not down on the Lakers. At all I know that they're six and five of their last eleven. But the only question that I ever answer is can this team as has currently constituted win the whole thing and I think what the answer to the Lakers. It's yes and I also think that there was something to not wanting to break them up that they like the chemistry of them and I go for there was no deal to be married. They did not have the assets to make a deal right. It was never going to happen. I said that before. The trade deadline not happening. No deal here especially when you when you realize that the Lakers would have had to send to four PM. The one the one chip was coups. Uh He's not making a lot so you would have had to stack contracts in order to do it and you really would have broken up the tonight. So there's an NBA player. That has an idea for the Lakers. Okay Okay and idea. He is really really high. Good I will share it with you and get your opinion. Excellent this portion show brought to you by Lyman. Healthcare changing health care one person at a time. Di Do that twice excellent. Congratulations to alignment healthcare. You got to two of those thinks Mason Ireland seven. ESPN all right. Mason is working on the very top secret. He's trying to get an interview with someone we're working on. He's GonNa hand it over to Bergman and and we're going to try and save the day that'd be a very refund interview to do if we can get that Michael Singer who was pitching for the Toronto Blue Jays starting pitcher a AH starting pitcher reliever and he got designated for assignment after blowing getting blown up by the Astros This last year and his accusation his contention is that it's because of the cheating that he got blown up and ended ended up without a job. Yeah and good and he's filed a full lawsuit that that we want to get into if we could track him down so okay. I'm going going to. I'm going to present something to you now. I don't know if this is a serious consideration by the Lakers are not reported that they are considering it. Okay but I'm going to read you a tweet from Kendrick Perkins you ever meet per. I have met per is a straight shooter. Dick okay. He has an APSE. He'll tell you exactly what he thinks he's played played with all these guys. All right so twenty three hours ago Kendrick Perkins tweeted this. I'm going to say it again. The Lakers need to get dion waiters. He's a walking. Knockdown shooter defender underrated passer. And he's a dog Aug- all caps with three exclamation. His talent has never been questioned. It's always been his professionalism force this could would be another Dwight Howard story all right so we've got perks. Inc Goget Dion waiters. We have load. Shang the Lakers might consideration. Talk to us by the way deciding that if the Knicks Buyout Mohawk Klis that Mohawk light is a relentless State Defenders Day with me here on the dion waiters. This you're this season dion. Waiters is shooting. Are you ready for this. Yes forty seven seven percent. Wow from three forty seven percent now. That's not good news. You want the bad news yeah. He's only played three games. Yeah but but that forty forty seven percent from three yeah. It's a small sample size but not as small as you think because he shoots a lot. He's eight of seventeen eight okay. Eight hundred seventeen takes him. Yeah and he makes them. Yeah so if your rob appoint. He's a year removed from twelve points. A game thirty eight percent from three in two thousand six minutes again all right. So if you're up pulling kid you make run eh dion. Waiter absolutely there. So that's what I'm saying. There are other options out there and once. What's the end waiters baggage? I know there's baggage I just. I don't know exactly what it is. Are you serious. You don't know okay so I don't I don't remember it so I should see I catch. Check the facts. Well no I know the facts. I'm trying to put this in language that you would okay. So they were GonNa they were coming out what he leaving. I would understand why any language you think. You've gotTa talk down to me. Well I just need the gummy I remember now Ed Gummy. He had the edible on the plane that lost his mind. Yeah No L. landed and he did not wake up yes yes and now I remember worried right right and then they realized he had taken an edible something. I assume you've done I have now. That doesn't qualify to me that's not disqualifying. I didn't say it well. Everybody everybody has had a bad edible. Figured you attribute about edible. Yeah I have all in school I have not long ago. And here's the thing about edibles now. I'm going to explain something to you. Good 'cause I've never had one so the marijuana business is not very regulated. Okay so there are a lot of edibles that are available when you go to the local dispensary or you go to mad manner you order from ease or all that stuff and the problem is they say there's a certain amount of THC in a particular berry or an particular gummy but there's right nation. Okay sometimes you can get overdosed. Sometimes you can get under dosed with. THC It sounds what happened with. Him is the Gummy said. We've got I don't know point five percent. THC and they actually missed and it was a lot more. And that's why I lost. So it's not dion waiters fault. It's the edible. Oh Company's fault okay. He's been actually been if I'm just putting all the cards on the table. I'm all for this. If the Lakers WanNa do it. Yeah I think medicine. I'm pretty sure that Rob Rob Pelinka used to represent so I think rob knows him pretty well. He was suspended two other times. Besides the gummy four. I think it was just you. You know stuff like stuff. Yeah like you know what what Greg. What's the specific reasons? He was suspended for the first game of the season for unprofessional conduct including complaining planning on the bench during the heats. preseason finale okay refusing to do one mandatory waiting then he was served a ten game suspension for conduct detrimental for the team with that suspension ending after the conclusion of November twenty ninth game and then he was suspended again for the edible. What was the what was the second suspension? Did they give a reason it it just. It was just conduct detrimental to the team and there was another one that was continued insubordination. Good word here okay. So let's let's take this I actually. Let's focus his first second next. Because there's there's an interesting point about this that I think would ease any concern about dion waiters and again rob knows them. Yeah link has got a history with them. So in ROB's made a lot of good call so far so I'm not I'm not shooting down this idea. I don't I don't know how much they're considering it but I'm not shooting it down I You Know My Buddy Jacob from Ronnie Has Involved has been involved in an unbelievable number of Uber and lift cases And it's complicated when you get into an accident with an Uber or lift or you're a passenger in an uber or lift that gets into who an accident there whole bunch of layers of insurance. There's the driver. 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Post pictures of everything that's like like that's his generation of people. The people in their twenties generates. If it didn't happen I am of that generate if they didn't post it. I'm big on the Gino. You you are big in the G. but you're like like three generations past it but you're still wearing members only jacket so that is back. Look that is a Tom Ford Jacket. That is not a members. Only jacket looks like a members only got. It's not probably back in the day high end now all right. So we're debating dion waiters and woge reporting along with Ramona. That the Lakers may kick the tires on him a Kendrick Perkins coming out and saying that they should absolutely do it. That Waiters is a good defender. A great shooter good score. He shooting forty seven percent from three this year. Now the caveat there is he's only played three games. Yeah eight for seventeen was very. It was very good the year before so I'm not I'm not against this so all right so we think about. You're not a big believer in culture. The culture of team the culture around a team the culture in an organization. Am I right or am I right. You don't believe in that I don't the go ahead so oh I would argue that one of the things you see with the Lakers. One of the things that guys have talked about. I think Danny Green Senate tweet last week. That said who who has more fun than us in Green says getting my Danny Green One rings in San Antonio Toronto Gangrene says. It's the best chemistry team he's ever seen so and they've got a strong culture. Led by really talented player led by Lebron Right Has Been the greatest player in the world To me to add a player like dion waiters who has had problems but can can clearly play Into a strong culture. It's a little bit like the New England Patriots. They were able to add players like randy. Moss like Randy Moss and and it worked guys fell in. It happened. Our keep in mind that waiters Brian Teammates. Before right and Redman Lebron would know. Dwight Howard has been a knucklehead. He gets into this culture and he's been model citizens fantastic. Yeah so I would argue. You should not write off the idea of Dion waiters being on this team just because he had a Bum Edible on a flight early this season and it's happened to the best of us. Yeah and if you look at the the playoffs are going to come down to to how how good the star players play in the postseason. Yeah there is a theory among NBA scouts that nobody will be able to stop. Lebron plus a d. in the postseason just too good. Now there's another theory that the clippers defensively now have four guys. They can throw it anybody. Not just the Lakers. Any team a Colli. Paul George Marcus Morris and Patrick Beverley who are four elite defenders right so that may be what decides it. Here's a weird one. You and I both pick Philadelphia to come out of the east. We probably missed on that. It looks like it's either going to be Milwaukee or Toronto who are both both risen to the top phileas an absolute glued trainwreck but philly. Here's a weird thing about them. They're unbelievable at home. Twenty foreign to yeah best home record in all of the weird about them. They have the same road record as New York. Knicks yeah so it makes no sense so you would think though Y- who let's say they draw a team. They draw Toronto. Yeah that it Philly wins all the home games that means they really need to win one game on the road. Yes assuming they're GONNA win. Everything helps so there's a whole bunch of of possibilities you know. Here's nothing. Nobody saw coming. This Houston thing is working. For some reason they lost last night on a buzzer beater. That probably was lucky by UTAH. But this thing where they go to all short guys and they run around and create space for Westbrook and harden has caused fits their seven one since they started doing it and I and so that's a wildcard into the mix. There's a whole bunch of stuff going on here And so the question. If you're a Laker fan you should ask. Do they have enough to win. Title Answer's Yes. Yeah but they need some things to break right All right I'M GONNA I'm GonNa do this. thing because I think it's Important Vanessa Bryant has made a post on Instagram And I'm going to read it it's very very sad She posted this Little bit earlier today. I've been reluctant to put my feelings into words. My brain refuses to accept that both Koby gee-gee are gone. I can't can't process both at the same time it's like I'm trying to process coby being gone but my body refuses to accept my g g will never come back to me. It feels wrong. Why should I be able to wake up another day when my baby girl isn't being able to have that opportunity? I'm so mad that she had so much life to live. Then I realized I need to be strong and be here for my three daughters mad. I'm not with Koby B and G G but thankful I'm here with Natalia Bianca and Capri. I know what I'm feeling is normal. It's part of the grieving process. I just I just wanted to share in case there's anyone out there that's experienced a loss like this God. I wish they were here in. This nightmare would be over praying for all of the victims of this horrible tragedy. Please continue to pray for us all well first of all. It's really nice that she had the strength to put that out. I think AH particularly for the other families. 'cause I think about those other families a lot. Yeah you know and in the fact that I grew up in Newport beach show a lot of those people are friends of my friends. And I you know you forget like John Altobelli was the baseball coach. archways college well his wife life and his daughter but his wife's name was Kerry. His daughter's name was Elissa. They were both on well. They had another daughter so all of a sudden this this girl who's sixteen seventeen years old. It has to go on without a family and that some of the things that Vanessa's describing. But I think by putting it out there and sharing it people. You and I talked about the slot. Despite the political time we live in people are inherently good yet. You let let people show you their good side. It'll come out and I think by her putting that out there and saying I don't know what to feel I and sometimes they don't WanNa wake up that hopefully people will help her and they will help the other kids. That are still here. I heard the sweetest story over the weekend that at first I almost teared up when I heard it and then when I reflected on I thought how cool is that so. gee-gee attended Middle Title School in Newport. Beach There Vanessa. And the kids now live in Newport coach joost were coded so in that class they still call roll member when you're a kid like they'd say Steve Mason here. Yeah John Ireland here will in that Middle School class. They still when they recall role. Say John Bryant and the whole class says here So they can feel like your spirit still in the room right and I think little stuff like that helps A memorial service honoring John Altobelli. His wife carry in their daughter. Eliza is being held today at Angel L. Stadium it starts at four. PM Pacific so ten minutes from now in minutes unless you guys. If you're on your way out there that they're they're doing that and everybody who played baseball down. There knew who he was. I mean because that's aren't. US colleges the community college where all of those communities Costa Mesa Laguna Beach Huntington Beach. You know really the whole all of California if you want to go to community college and a lot of people do for whatever reason if you can't afford major college if you want to stay locally in and you know keep living there for reasons a lot of people do He coached her for twenty seven years. Yup and produced all those baseball players. That came through there. You you know so. I'm glad they're doing that at Angel. Stadium one of the one of the things that's happened in the last Couple of weeks is that you know when all this went down I I realized my mom is seventy seven. She lives about two hours away and I hadn't seen her in about six weeks and I immediately thought you know what I got to see makes you think about that stuff. You know what it did for me. I am in the same vein yeah I now jolt when I have a thought of somebody or some thing that I want to tell somebody. Yeah I just do it now. I don't think about it like I. I mean here's a dumb example of it is watching Oscar's last night in watching how people do celebrity interviews and it's hard you gotta you gotTa Walk Ben Lyons is really good at it then lines. I saw a lot. He's coming in today but he did. He did an Oscar Oscar show with Stephen a Smith and Maria menounos. That ran late last night. I can see why they asked him to do it but I was watching all these other. People struggle miserably surly with it. And it's a really big skill so I literally road. I just whipped off a note to Ben saying. Hey you're really good at this and it's hard to let you know somebody noticed and but I have been doing that almost every day. You know like I think that what we learn with that helicopter crash was. Nobody's guaranteed tomorrow. We don't know what's going to happen. I'm so say the Nice stuff now and if you have the thought act on it yeah and You know that's part of their legacy. Yep All right. I thought it was important to you do that. Did you see the story that leaked today about the changes coming in baseball. And this crazy I you who are gonNA hate this. I'll tell you what it is coming up next Mason Ireland seven ten E._s._p._N..

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Why because there's fertilizer outside and there's flies everywhere and I've got my fly swatter and chickens of fly stand at your Schwab has holes in it. Yeah that's because I'm so forceful like a Ninja. I put on my sleeveless shirt and I start killing. I WANNA thank Rocket Mortgage Tommy John and Blinds Lauren's eaters and Geico for sponsoring this show So let's see now stromer your first things first. There is no invention that has there's no improvement on a fly swatter well. I'm I may have to debate because a friend of mine invented something called Bug assault ears. Yeah which is a SH. It's a guy named Lauren. And it's a you shoot salt like a shotgun at how I have one of those so yeah that Lauren is my son. Wyatt's best friend in junior high. That was the The relation now to be fair to me in my original statement that's more compelling and more interesting way to kill a fly but I do not know it's a better or more effective way. It just feels good. It feels so good when you time it and you so what I've learned at Corolla nine hold I slowly bring the swatter right near the fly above it without moving too much and then whack. I come down like a Ninja. Everyone else is too big of a wind up wind up and you miss. You don't have the control like I do like a precision sniper. This is good to know because my former technique would be to pull it back super fast and then go really slow toward that. Live your cells yell do the opposite s but your flyswatter has a whole. And and the whole is about the size of a nickel. Yeah and I think I think I know you stromer and I think you put that whole there because you wanted to fly to have a fighting chance. Well you know that I think every being is set is a sentient being right so according to the surface of your fly swatter with the nickel sized out in your fly swatter that fly has between a nine and thirteen percent. Chance of of of cheating the devil when you know same percentage that I have walking out of my house every day and having the potential limb of my huge overgrown eucalyptus tree falling down and cutting my hat off nance about nine for the same so to all those odds so go ahead. I'm working on the back of my house and working on a walkway we poured A. We poured a walkway putting some of these like Euro. Pavers on top of it. You Know Kinda thin said it down crowd and everything else little nicer more and more importantly look at your guns in this shirt. Let me see a double bicep pose. A man I got the whole home. Improvement learned a lot about a sprinkler. Heads they go twelve ten eight six five foot radius on everything and I've really dialed in my my my sprinkler head so now the precision of slicing right down at sidewalk lied and no water gets on the sidewalk. It all goes right into the grass. No waste it's fantastic enjoyed for the ten minutes at last. 'cause I need anytime I've ever dealt with sprinkler. There's two things that I know. Do not work any consists any consistency at all sprinklers and outdoor lighting on timers. You're right and I have this conversation twice a week for for for the last forty years. It's always like how come the lights. The lights are on Noun. It's light outside and the guy goes. I sent them to go on at seven PM and then turn off at five. Am and I go well. It's one o'clock in their on. Will the timer says and then you fix it and then two weeks later. They're off at there on during the day. They're off all the time. The front ones are on the back. Ones are off. And then you get into this conversation which I have all the time with Ed. My Av guy when I go how come when I put on the whole house speaker and I hit the Sirius. Xm Channel plays one song and then it switches to the George Harrison channel. Here's the conversation I get if thanks you. Here's what it thinks. It thinks you want to and I'm like fucking tip make it stop thinking right? How about? Just here's what I think? I think the fucking lights need to go on when it gets dark and turn off when it gets light. How about that? That's what I'm thinking. That's what this homeowner. But he thinks you're on vacation. It's thinking that your wife's having their period and so would stop having think how about I just press a button and that's what happened. What the fuck is going on with outdoor lighting and sprinklers never work? They worked for ten minutes and then they minutes well and I also have the same feeling with my Sonos speakers. I fucking hate it in case but trump we all right. Thanks right right. I will say I am enjoying his. The is just a little tight. I got this expensive system with all this sonar shit that I can't figure out a make work right and then I got this tiny little google speaker and so now I have that as our main music source. It sounds like it's coming out of a paper Cup and I can't get the goddamn other thing to work now. We're in a weird. We're in a weird time but For the fifty-seven Time Now. I am going to try to get my fucking outdoor lights to work when it gets dark and when it gets light and by the way had the outdoor light guy come over like this guy's especia- he'll get it but now it doesn't work like and then what happens at some point. There's a power outage for ten minutes and now it's all well now. It's all caddy my my friend lights. Go on and go off work. Perfectly the back outdoor lighting would go on woodwork. Fine then it went intermittent it would be on one night off the next night on one will win it think. Is it takes our. I don't care what it thinks. Then go on and off and then for the last two weeks is just off just just off. Its decided to turn on when it wants to. Yes all right. We got a lot of phone calls up. Now wait now. The other thing too is the is the have you tried the solar lighting. I think doesn't really work that well. You hope that you could just split. Put them in the ground and the sun's own raise will charge the light. Will you can't see anything with the solar lights. There's not enough lighting. Forget Bridge Candle about Candelabra Frankenstein. Yeah right or your your best friend Liberal liberace. Hey Thirty Venice beach. What's going on? Hey guys I'm wondering your general thoughts on Interior built-in versus said type on applications for a single family home. I built a Saana in my house. It doesn't work that well because the heater doesn't heaters got like a timer on it that I can't bypass and it goes on for an hour gets up to like one hundred and sixty degrees and then it shuts off automatically so it's past one hundred. Never gets the two hundred degrees. You can still go in there and sweat. I hear the infrared is the way to go. I have it you have infrared. I of I have an expensive. Sauna was was a original saw a box. Then I read that. It had a ton of 'EM F. Radiation Than I realized that you can just. I did research you can do. Four grow lights with infrared. It's gotta be near Infrared Bulbs and I'll be damned if that thing doesn't just get you sweat and within ten minutes and it's supposed to really be good for you. How'd you have it mounted up in what I form clip them? I clipped them on the interior of the stupid box. That was the original Sauna. And it's it's it's one on top one on bottom on the right one on the left. It's essentially a diamond pattern. Said at your neck in your belly and on either side of your your man boobs how bad jerry. How big is your son? The Sauna is I think it's like five five by four or five by five something like that. The base would be like five by five five. Yeah something like that. Yeah so it ends up working great just to have that enclosed space and then that light bulb comes on Man. It's it's something else. Try it it's amazing. So go infrared Chris and then indoor outdoor how much space you have indoors yours infrared. Adam now mine isn't. I wish it was be honest. I would go traditional like yours. Electric or wood or coal. Whatever you might use in your setting with an infrared oh sorry. Hey they make. Yeah the bulbs I'm telling you man. Try before you spend the money. Just try the four grow lights that you can get at the big box store and the and the The far or the near infrared bulbs man and try it before you do anything and then build it around that once. You realize how graded so you. WanNa go compound. You WanNa go both right. Well Yeah I would be one yesterday where it's got the old school bulb up on the ceiling on top of electric with the hot rocks. That's that's nice. That's town ninety five. Okay so you yeah just wondering you know. Sorta cost and a small house in big bear to certainly do one outsider on the on the exterior. Well here here. Here's my take on the exterior you on hold for a second. My take on the exterior is fine but make that shit bulletproof because the weather the critters insects. They find a way they just find a way. They just find a way. Like I mean if you're GonNa do that thing do it properly get it up off the ground do a proper foundation? Make sure it's covered. You know you know whether protected I mean I worry about the outside I do. I feel like you go. Everything I do on the outsides covered with pollen and dust and cobwebs and ratchet and whatever and then what ends up happening. Is You go. What happen and it's like. Somebody left the fucking door open and a raccoon got an also. 'cause the outdoor is good if humans would act like God damn humans but like how many times? How many times stromer do you like? Tell people hey I got a rat problem or whatever so you got to shut the gate behind the trash can or whatever it is and at some point you come home and you realize the guy. The Cable Guy who was underneath the House. He just left the access off when allowed. You know so. It's been that way for four days. And now you got fucking rats underneath your house because at fucking Ding Bat and put the Goddamn cover back on the cover. He took off the cover. He took off to access the bomb the house he didn't put back on. That's you're you're dealing with on the exterior of the house and you gotta be careful right and they have box. If it's maybe a five by five and you're insulating in Puddings Nice Cedar inside all that good stuff. It's probably five Gran. Yeah easy are. Make sure that you have that kind of budget. Don't try and SKIMP on that. I'd say put the the clip. The Lights on in the bathroom done over and be careful with the kits. Bought a kit. I'm holding my fingers up in air quotes Mike Kit was a pile of lumber like I had to build. I just custom built one in the basement of my house. It was no kit. It was like there's remote control airplane kits and when you buy me like I just have to put the wings onto the fuselage and put the Motorin and then there's kits that are just a pile of Balsa wood right. Be careful with the pile of Balsa Wood right. Let this guy. Lauren Pay Lauren. Sarah how you doing good calling from Torrance. What's happening. Yeah call it again Got a question We're building a room for my oldest daughter and I'm actually moving the front door to the front of the House. It's like off on a bump out and I'm putting in a wall. It's GONNA be ten by thirteen and the ceiling. Joyce I don't know if it's going to line up where I want the wall right where the ceiling joists are. I'm wondering do I have to go up in the Attic? Which is kind of low slung? Because it's like Mid Century House blockers in there or do I just eat it and move over to I actually hit on a ceiling doors Blockers I don't know what they call it like. Just ask well. Are you saying that? Joyce aren't long enough to land on the new wall. No the wall would be parallel with the ceiling. So there's sixteen inches of cross and when I run the wall. Oh I see yeah Yeah they're sixteen on Center. Fourteen in between you should check. If they're sixteen on center that can be twenty four on center. Do you know they're sixteen? Yard Poon Yeah. 'cause I was up there and I redid the that put in ten lights and I was up there measuring okay. Does she's sixteen on Center. I remember while ago there could be bigger. You're telling me but yeah these are definitely fixing on Center. House was doing fifty eight. Says you're pouring front porch and moving the front door adding year. Yeah okay still little confused about the wall question. It's because his walls gonNA take any wants to wants to block it correct and have something to nail the top plate. Reinforce between between guys who go well how much it's so it's a non bearing wall right right not doesn't have a load on their yet. Take no joyce cut some fourteen and a half inch blocks. Two four by sixes. They don't need to four by the could be forgotten. I if you want it to be could be four by four and drop one in on each end and like one in the middle and I'll tell you I'm using a lot of those like timber framing screws. These days are something else and I'll take the best part about him. You fucking back amount when you realize you put the wall in the wrong place undue your shit which seems like a pain in the ass. But it's not that tough you hit reverse on that drill motor back some of the shit out and realize when it's not plummet the end or you had it two inches over or he didn't account for the thickness of the drywall. And you have to scoot you. Unscrew it man. It's a lot of cutting framing nails with a saw. Okay Yeah Okay that that helps a lot and then On the front where outing the front door will putting in a forty two in store with the the calm a light on one side and I'm not good at my finish work do trim the molding and all that but I've never put in. I put a back door but not in a fund dourthouse and I got an orange hall window. Hold on hold on. You got a forty two inch door. But that doesn't include the light. How big is the single light? I believe it's GonNa become twelve inches and fourteen inches of probably GONNA go well. So you're gonNA have this like sixty inch opening their six inch opening or something like that. Okay so keep going. It is in a huge huge window there to Ceiling to four windows and a big picture frame window. That's like seventy seventy sound blown all that out. I'm going to be using their to put my front door and then I'm GonNa add a window to the right and then I'm GonNa Stucco the recycle the rest when I put the door in acts why I'm pouring concrete in the front and and just th the finish work. I know I got a waterproof membrane and then I have the sill but I feel like I'm missing something in in when you put you just don't frame output the door and have to inset the door back a few inches or how how do. I. What's the best way to go about this? The door hung and swan is it was it pre hung pushed. It's going to be a premium door mooring at brand new okay. So the whole thing's going to come as a unit and it'll have presumably stucco mould on the outside of it. Yeah I'm going to have to do stuck a mold and then have somebody come in and lay stucco. Okay and it'll have stucco mold and it'll have probably an oak threshold. I'm guessing okay and our. It's actually probably an oak sill. I guess versus Old And it's GONNA be. Is it going to be weather is going to have Whether stripping on is it going to be like groovy for the polly whatever okay. Good get get it as much done as you can. You can get done as far as the weather. Stripping weather proofing you have your wall your walls going to have. The top will be a header. The right and the left will be trimmers. King studs for next door Speaking screws I would nail this thing and I would screw it in place. I would use the same kind of timber framing screws. We're talking about or those zinc screws are pretty good. That's like zinc drywall. Screws are like ten times stronger than a drywall. Screw at their thin. So you don't have to drill a big pilot hole you know so you drill a couple of pilot holes. Get yourself some teams you know. Make sure everything that climbing level all the time you don't get happy with the screwing just put one up top down below and go the other side put one up and down and really before you remember when you talk down on a screw. It'll start sucking things out a plum at a level you know so be careful maybe set the clutch on your on your screw gun and not serve the thing apart. Suck it in and again. Be careful when you're doing the header. Peace and know the top part of the James like a half inch away from the header and you suck a screw up in the middle of it. It'll blow it up. You know so. Be Real thoughtful about the integrity of that shape of that square that the door and the single light is in be real thoughtful about sucking it out of place. Now as far as the side goes The weather proofing goes That'll just be S K. Flashing or window flashing or Bitchy thane you know you you put the you put the two vertical ones up first right and left and then you put the top one up lasts. You can overlap at pre K. He backed it's pretty straightforward. It's not much to it. You could prime the shit out of the bottom of the sale before you before you put it up. Make sure your stucco moulding is like the right you know for the STUCCO hit it and so forth other than that. That's about it. Romer was the floor. What's the flooring going to be where you're going? Oh what what are you going over? Is it going to be slate original oak flooring? So you'll you'll sit. Yeah you'll see so will you sit the Priante on top of that flooring? Yes okay so you can do that. Make sure that that's all flat. Perfect Greg Yeah. Yeah I'M GONNA be cutting like the big picture window. I'M GONNA cut down you know I'm going to frame it out from the inside then I have to ask you know Two by fours in there and none of the block it out. And then it's Gonna I'M GONNA cut down to on the inside stuff like rock on inside in the stuccos like almost two inches thick. It seems like on the inside. It's the same thing it's like placard. Button Board for the end of that does not two inches stack. It's really thick on the outside. Yeah I would say what an inch Internet inch and a quarter inch okay. Well that's not tim and when I set I set the whole door on top of my weather stripping and that's it yeah as far as the flooring goes. I'm curious about setting on the flooring I that doesn't make sense. Okay yes you can go online and see stuff but get a role of that. Adhesive window door flashing bitch. Thane rubberized you know. We used to use the old What what was called S K? Flashing remember it back in the day it was like a asphalt he kind of tar paper thing of. Yeah no not at. He's back back in the day before the lashing shit up with a rapper. Rapper rapper. Rapper is no. I'm GonNa tell you right after about. Tommy John Look at Best K. Flashing Tommy John. You working from home. You're up and down all day long. Picking up the kids picking up the toys putting water and the dog ball. Tammy Jan knows. 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Guys always have got the tar all over and then they just take a knife and carve the end of it off so that they can get the staple out still. I gotTa Say Rapper Web. I'm not had a lot of luck with those things. I feel like every four time I smack at thing comes out sideways and gets jammed up. And then you have to get the needle nose pliers out clear hundred percent even even the the the one that's supposed to be the goods quality heavy duty handgun. That's you know silver that that handle comes off a bunch on me too and then the one that compresses the opposite way. I hate a can't use that one don I could all right. Let's see Norman Rapper. That's what they call that Norman. Thirty six connecticut it on got to get it on. No there is get it on man. What's the question? Jeez let me tell you before I get started. I just WanNa say it is. Isn't I A little hunter before and then I was a little star struck so it is an honor and a pleasure talking to both you. Gentlemen I just WANNA say. Keep doing the the Lord's work that you're doing because I am not anybody listening to you guys once a week and I find a little few nuggets here and there I better myself and I would all guys thanks. We spread that storm. Norman Right there folks so you got a question about island trim. Yeah so Let me just kind of GIVE THE SCENARIO. We got a beautiful house Nice kitchen my wife loves to cook. She's happy I'm happy. That's all and good the island in the middle great for entertaining. It's probably feet long And I realize this is a first world country problem that I'm up against here but the trim work on the And where the cooking gets done so I to in the sense of where everyone is sitting on these little stools. There's trim work on the bottom. It's inevitable about once a month. Where poor over they kick it and they knock in the whole thing comes off and I will tell you I've done my best from From what glued to guerrilla glued to duct tape to you know a little trim nail sharing air and for the life of me. I can't get the thing stuck back in Norman. Norman and Norman is it on the face of the of the island cabinet or is it. Is it the base you that comes out? I don't understand where it is right. So it's a long base. There's about a one inch gap between the floor. Okay he's me. Maybe you more inches. It skips right along if there and it kind of fits nicely Hold on hold on hold on phones breaking up too much trying to figure out this. I think it's a piece of like a quarter round thing. He's got like his to go from the Florida. The cabinet is that what he's saying and now he's saying it's molding that's a few inches off the floor which is confusing to this carpenter. Podcast or sex machine. She says areas. I'm maybe it's just a trim now so if it's not baseboard and if it is baseball and why isn't on the floor? I think it is baseball. Get stormin Norman back. I think it's baseboard Norman. Now H Mortensen shocker. It is physically. How high above the floor oranges? And it's just decorative trim that meets up with the other decorative trim that runs the all the way around the island. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Acm is yeah okay and the island is made of wood with a with a slab on top of it. Yeah yeah actually. It's got a little. Maybe you wainscoting Orleans Cool Ryan this just. This is all right. Yeah Yeah this is. Basically Chair rail or some version of that a flat mold. Okay and it's it's symmetrical. It's the same on the top as it is on the bottom not like baseboard wreck okay. So in this the both made of wood. But you can't put finish nails. What would have finished nail do what go through and be seen inside of the island is the reason why you can't put a Finnish nail in it so I've tried and my concern is that I'm going to split it okay. I've tried okay and pretty pretty thin. Thin peed right. And how long has it? It's about ten feet okay. Well that's all right Paint grade or is it like a stain piece. I think it's okay. Here's here's what I would do. I would get Would glow regular yellow wood glue? Carpenter's glue trying to think. I'm trying to think if I wanNA use a silicone. Because what happens. Is People sit on the stool and their feet hit it and pop it off right absolutely. Yeah right so you want something that has some flex all right. Here's what I'm going to say. Here's my answer. My answer is get one hundred percent silicone clear. Get some blue tape. Put a little that clear a clean everything real well. Wipe it down. Get get attacked cloth or cheesecloth or something wipe everything down the the the take some blue tape and make a make a runner top and bottom top and bottom. That would outline it so that you step back and you go. There's top and bottom blue tape from the one side work meets the tram to the other side where it meets the tram and I would see that that it would go in between that blue tape then. I would take the head of a drywall. Nail and I would scuff up the island between the blue tape making sure not to get too close to the edge scuff it up. Wipe it down real clean then. I would take a bead of clear silicone and run like a toothpaste size bead of that in about half an inch from the top in from the bottom to long drag strips all the way down the length of it then I would put it into place using my chef wife holding up one end and making sure it was in between those two those two lines of tape and then I would tape it off with the same blue tape in place. I would step back. I would make sure it was exactly where I wanted. Then I would return with a very small drill bit and a couple of Cup head. Finish nails maybe ten penny or something like that inch and a half inch and three quarter finish nails and I would drill some strategic pilot holes a little bit smaller than the nail so we don't crack it not too close to the ends at least four inches away from each end and I would put a couple these in using a nail set not at all not at all and nail set. I'm sorry would you use it all? I'd not at all not at all. Not at Awol no male set so people view a rank amateur when they walk nothing scarier and seeing a guy with an all trying to set a nail. I mean we've all been there right. We've all that bad. Vital Air all set that. Now get a little get a little. Putty stick that matches the color of the stain. And you go over the nail you. You Got Me Norman. All in I got it all right. Okay now can I just ask one question? Yeah is there. Is there anyway? Is there any way to raise where that new trim level and so you don't now it's matching other trim goes hand? It hits the all right all right. Can you tell your people wear crocs events soft yolk rocks when they sit at the Bar? You see people. I picture everything that's going on in my head so I see I can physically see what's going on. Yeah budget other trim. But everybody's going to continue to come in and do that. Because they're so thrilled with her Swedish meatballs. She makes them raising ball now. Yeah you know the thing Q. As the reason the reason I said silicone in Glue Woodwork. But the thing about silicone that thing about the glue is it? Gets it dries crispy. It gets hard I mean and you want some you want some movement in the event that the big boots come kicking and right comes kicking. It'll pop all right. Let Me Tell You about Cedars Site Solutions. 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I don't know if that's a metaphor about his sexuality or he's just I don't know I don't know what you have to ask trump. That's fine you do. You can't be shy with these things. Don't hold back. His name is Lee so are who their psych one. Yeah this semi Florida Kissimmee or whatever. That's where they have the big auction right. Hi Guys Hi Guy Hi mom. They've got that big car shakes lot call show and celebration. I mean come has like one of their biggest auctions kiss. Is it kissing me? Qasimi say just semi Kasumigaseki Kacem. Yeah Yeah I don't know if they cancel it this year. I think I bought up. I think I bought a Paul Newman Porsche from the auction. There like in January of what year? What years the big car thing? There a sorry. What both every year months month April. I believe it's April screen. The world's largest car collector collector car auction takes place annually in Kissimmee with Meacham Kissimmee. Twenty twenty taking place on January second through twelfth at Oslo Heritage Park. Yeah January second. Yeah I bought a newman nine. Eleven there in January. It's a mecum by the way care. Do you have to go? Did you have to go there? Can you just do it over the phone? How does that work? I'm such a big shot that I had Good Matt dammit. Regular Short Matt do it over the phone. Geez just make the call. Yeah bidding on the phone. Yeah Anyway The big auctions January Headley. What's the question right? So I got some vinyl. Plank would look flooring. What's the best way I'm GONNA keep carpet in the bedrooms? What's the best way to transition? I don't WanNa do that little team. Molding I I would just like go carpet flooring. Well if you're elevations are pretty good like if your carpet the thing about the carpet. What are you on on a slab or SLAB SLAB? Okay and is the edge of the carpet bound or is it just a cut piece of carpet? It is cut on a tax strip. Yeah I was like you know. It's funny tax. Reps are called tackling strips was up with that there's never more tax per square inch than accolades strip. But it means you don't have to use carpet tax so that's why access. I probably punctured my body with those things. Two Thousand Times in my life are the remove their lay the most painful awful really. It's worse than anything. The Viet Cong could've ever come up with Hanoi Hilton. Asti does tax rates are nasty talks. You can't even open the box. Blooming box laid off all right. So you can grun. Is that Is the flooring running long ways or butting up against the end? 'cause that's GonNa make a difference for me. Let me think you know what it's going. Every bedroom is gonNA run long ways. Oh well that's good that's convenient right. Yeah now all those you know. The carpet ends up finishing out at three quarters of an inch off the slab. You know the tackle is strip is that Sh- it's only like three sixteenths. Maybe a quarter. I don't even know if it's a quarter thick it's about three sixteenths thick. I would say right stromer even aid and you know a lot of those carpet guys will end conversely sometimes Llanelli or flooring guys you can ramp up slightly with you know fix all or some kind of A. Oh Yeah Feather Yeah. Feather floated yes. It's kind of interesting that that's true. Gary find out how thick tackling strip is feels at first glance. It Looks Yeah. Let me look is quarter too much. Yeah it's like three sixteenths or a quarter. It's it's about a core aright got about five eighths three-quarter deal to so stromer has contributed mightily to this conversation. Just not normal. Mo But this valid point in this one believe it or not if that vinyl flooring is three eighths of an inch thick or something and it you seem like you WANNA raise it up a little just to that transition to where the carpet is you can get some feather float. You can skim it at at the front of the door. You could go and eight thirty. Three sixteenths are even a light. Quarter two zero over the course of the next three feet. Just sorta feather it two zero and then have that stuff lead up nicely to the front of that. It's going to be a little weird. You get your Tokat in there. It's not going to be fantastic. They have many different profiles on threshold. See these days many different types. So you can look. You can investigate that. But I'd say it's running the same length. Why not give it a shot I you might. I want to Lee Yeah you might WanNa break sand the edge of the flooring if it has a sharp edger does it have a t and G VIBE TO IT in which case it already have a champion on it on that. Yeah it's got a little through. What Slash Basil. Yeah Yeah Okay. I think that'll work. I think what we told their work. Shell I duNno you. Now you gotTA slide it up in there you gotta get it underneath the undercut the door. Jamb and the and the casing and slide it under. Jeez I don't know. Shouldn't they just cut me vinyl? You can shed those little Hori Hori sauce or the the the undercut size. They're cheap you can get one just put of vinyl on the floor and then cut with it as a template and then you can remove the final and then install it all right. They have a feeler gauge like a profile gauge the have profiler gauged injury have all the million pins on them and he slide him up on cutting the vinyl. That sounds good. I can cut the The Jam while look okay. Let me let me explain. Let me let me pump up the jam here for you pup. Gm dance dance strong where you're getting outside. Not Enough Sir. Match worries off. He's very concerned. You're eating your hydrating getting vitamin D. Right Glue Aright. You can use all right here. Here's what I'm saying if you're trying to put something underneath a jam people and underneath casing if you think you're just going to cut it to the profile of the jam with the doorstop with the casing with the reveal and all that and just get it to fit like a puzzle piece. You are sorely missing her not gonNA work. You're good you're not that good it's like when people cut tile around toilet base may one off raise it. Oh my God is worst Mexican gas station. Yes sir. Smells of Pine Sol. Oh what do you know the tactless drip is three three sixteenths for thick for thicker carpet and five thirty seconds for thinner. Carpets is is wait a minute. Three six four sixteenth and eighth. That is Gary Four six three. Oh three it's what I said. It was right. Yeah I said quarter not an eighth three-sixteenths yes Sarda. Yes what I said three sixteenths. 'cause I know the difference between a quarter inch and an eighth inch and tackling trip and I don't do carpet. I've never do carpet but I can picture I could you imagine. Could you imagine a life of kneeing that stretcher thing over and over again how how you could probably also be a field goal? Kicker? 'cause you're Who Does it have a muscle that whips that leg forward Muslims Wad Recep? I don't know yeah all right. Here's the deal if you guys are doing some kind of flooring and you don't have to cut all around the jam and the doorstop and everything else because you're not because it's GonNa come out like Shit you have to undercut that jam and people fuck that up all the time and what you need to do is you need to get a piece of the material. That's going under the jam and you need to slide it up to it and get a sharp pencil and draw a line. I might even scribe. That might even score it. You know what I mean. Get that line going then. It's tough because people try to like freehand. It was shed. Don't get a sauce all in there. It'll be a goddamn mess. There's a couple of things you can get. One of those hands is one of those dovetail saws. That's just flat. With the little micro teeth on it late real flat and lay it on a piece of that material and just go back and forth like really just hand do it be be real meticulous about it or the have the undercutting tools right. Yeah and that's saw that you can buy to undercut has a flexible blade. Two so you can. You can put it flat and kind of have your hand slightly at an angle on. It actually works really. Well do a multiple multi tool on it to you. Can Multiple love multi tool will work? Well if you put it flat on the material and get the right blade that sits down flat and just keep it flat on that material as you go around. That's right all right. Be careful because people oftentimes pivot the machine one way or another. And then you've got the casing and we also keep in mind. Keep that thing flat. You start lifting it up then it's GonNa cut in an angle and when you go to put your material and it's just GonNa Wedge. Alright stromer tell us about what do you got? Guyq over there. Heck Yeah do you could make though we're apart these days. Of course you know we're sharing more and GYCO would like to say thanks. They just WanNa say thank you. Because they're GYCO. Thanks for sharing. Your dance moves your diy haircut fails and your inner lip sync star now. It's GEICO's turn to share to with the Geiko give back. That's fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies for current and new customers. Fifteen percent off because GEICO's committed for the long haul. Fifteen percent credit lasts your full policy term. They're given back visit. Geico DOT com slash. Give back for Info and eligibility GEICO. Right I wonder if you're going to you're going to Houston are yeah. Yeah I mean there. She is you this. I'm in Houston today. Sold out so thanks and I'm having a steak get a haircut. Get my you did flight already. How was it fantastic last week before this now now all right all right? 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Droid Life Show: Episode 213 - Terrance and Greg Show

The Droid Life Show

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Droid Life Show: Episode 213 - Terrance and Greg Show

"What's going on guys? Welcome back droid live show today episode a two thirteen terrance with be Greg Greg Greg here terrence house a Gila man good to see you again. Everything's Great Greg Greg good to see a lot of the sunglasses well futures a little bright. GotTa protect the is if you can see it shining on your face. Actually that's my future right there in the reflection there anyways welcome to the show the great thing. If you guys missed last last week's episode go listen to it. That's where I understand. He was. I'm Callin- Tim is there with or are you greg you could just greg the entire. Show is ten tim's a nerd name name. The great character is actually going to be fabulous anyway so on this show sorry we're so late but Trivia Trivia Greg we'll be running trivia and we're giving ten dollar Google play credit to everyone so everyone that wins. If you knew around here we do trivial in a show five questions and five prizes for five winters ten dollars Google play credits everyone who wins this week otherwise we are probably GonNa talk a lot about the pixel four Pixel xl because they've leaked a little bit Greg Greg. They've leaked a little bit. I also want to comment on android ten gestures after last week show been playing those a little bit took some suggestions there's also new mini Max Google photos has an update date. We dark modes coming Google play Google play pass say that very is also coming and then well there was an iphone eleven event. We May Oh let me talk about it for just a minute I know before the show people in the comments were asking us if we were going to review an iphone eleven and no no we're not I mean Greg Terrence could review the iphone eleven. Tim Kellen probably probably not Pixel for should we talk Pixel for Oh. Yeah sure we could talk about that if you want so pixel for it. It seemed like a week ago. What we we've gone for like a couple of months? Where Google has kinda gone? Here's the back lack of the phone and then they're like here's Soli some centers and stuff. We're doing that. Did they do another one I started there was one other thing that will confirmed. I can't remember or was it just those two things. Why do I think there was a third? I don't know why it was just those two. I think it might just be those either way. Those happened and we were kind of going. You know there's not not a ton of Google League did they finally did they finally tighten up the security at whichever the manufacturer slash distributor slash wherever Google is doing business overseas sees you know last year with the three and three we'd like Russia. There's reviewing phones three months early four five six months early. Yeah is AH somehow they did it. Google was able to shut down the Russia leaks they got a seriously Dan good plumber and the leaks are fixed. The Ukrainian Russian leaks. I've been fixed however this week was it Monday Tuesday. I don't even remember which day it was but aw springs new ones they sprung some new well you leaks and Vietnam and Thailand the two big ones I think and we got we got phones. Everyone's hands at this point. We got funds. It could be just one seriously like with all the leaks in Vietnam. I swear it's one phone phone. That's where those guys got one white pixel. Xl and they're just passing them to each youtube channel over there that's pretty big and they're just posting essentially the same video over and over with maybe one extra attributed detail in Thailand. These guys just happen to have all three phones the white black and coral orange version and they didn't show much sat at a table talking about these three phones but you've got to see all three colors for fifteen minutes the guys in Vietnam they're talking. They're showing features and stuff face unlock camera APPS. They're showing off face pixel themes. I think we got in one of them. At Ninety hurts display all this stuff's now confirmed because people just they just have Google's phones at least it's only you know a month or so maybe before they announce this stuff whereas last year it was you know six months or something like that. Yeah I think the one main takeaway you know the phones themselves super boring don't really WanNa talk about that but more importantly these youtubers I Sharon the love sharing the devices with each other help and grow each other's channels. I think that's huge. If we were talking American youtubers it would be one channel Hannele keeping all the content for themselves and they would not share the device so props huge props to the Vietnamese and Thai Youtuber community it is it's quite the community they are all besties. Apparently apparently they are all best of friends good for them because you know we would we would keep that thing and we would just dump on everyone and go. If I had the phone you think I'm gonNA give it to Marcus Brownlee or unblocks inbox therapy. No that's not going to happen. Did I wouldn't expect them to do this. I wouldn't expect give it does exactly it is kinda funny because really like some of these. Some of these guys over there were in each other's video. They were all home. It's just really funny. It's really really funny. all right so what are we really learn what we knew. Face unlocked obviously going to be a big thing. Google told us that he said we got solely and cameras and all this stuff so we we saw like the software bids of how that will work and it works like you expect you hit the button to record your face and you have to like turn your face in certain directions to record like a three d version of it and then that's the thing what maybe does confirm fully is that there's probably dough fingerprint reader. I shouldn't even say probably I don't know that there's anywhere for finger reader unless it's under the display and we have not seen as an ounce of proof that there will be one so it's pretty much looking like no fingerprint reader just the face unlock it better be damn good. I'm also annoyed because I'm picked by phone up every time and look at it if I need to get into the stupid thing because we all know smart unlock and things like that don't work with Shit so yeah yeah. I suppose it's a good thing just considering that INDISP- late fingerprint readers are such trash or then. I guess it's a good thing that just to scrap it. You know maybe that'll cut down on cost you know if they're just having the the slowly but who knows eight nine year probably not going to be too much of a fan but when he came to the one plus seven pro I never used the industry fingerprint reader because the facial recognition unlocking software was so darn fast you know the pop up camera would pop up unlock in like split second so so I'm Kinda down purchased facial unlocked not a problem there when I get a little sketched about it is when we're talking payments you know so if I have to open up android Google pay excuse me and use my facial to get in there instead of just using a it becomes his whole fricking process man like me pulling out my phone looking at it getting the google pay open and then unlocking it with my face again water nightmare. Yes shows that's what we're going to have to do is tap on a register thing or terminal and then it goes okay now. Unlock with your faith and you have to lift it backup and use your face and then in my tap it again or do to enter a password word like come on. It's it's better ways to implement this stuff. Yeah constantly having to look at your phone. I never thought was a great idea. So I mean we'll see maybe google has figured out some magic. I doubt it this is basically what apple's done on their phones for like three or so yeah so face unlock stuff we also got to see Pixel Axel themes which is the new teaming part of android four pixels. I shouldn't say for Andrew Research Safer Pixel phone so like a week ago we saw the first evidence of what this Pixel teams thing will look like where you can customize not only icons but accent colors and wallpapers and the clock I think on the lock screen and things like that so a little more customization finally with Google's phones and it looks like for sure it's GonNa be a pixel exclusive thing these pixel four devices that are in the wild all have it and it looks exactly like the leaked version that we saw so I think they're probably like we were kind of wondering why wasn't on the current Pixel Lineup Ah android ten and it's because they're probably GonNa try to show it off I on the four and then they'll just push update where everyone will get it. That's kind of a Google does these. They try to show off new features on the Pixel four even though everyone else gets them. It's very happily very very happily. so we got confirmation of ninety hurts display we we've heard the rumor and kind of seen evidence and bits and pieces and code and things like that these dudes with the phone they showed they opened it up. It's called smoothie display. You just talk if you want sixty or ninety toggle and on of you on ninety so that's convert for sure on the four xl I can't imagine Google's knock going to do that on on the regular four but I guess these guys only have four excels. I don't know why only the four cells the one that's leaked but that's the only one anyone has their hands right now. so ninety hurts. That's fabulous ABC News we were hoping that would be a big part of it. there's something called ambient e. Q. That will be included and essentially tries to you dynamically tweak the phone display based on lighting. doesn't doesn't apple have this on pro or something like that. I don't think it's necessarily like a new concept so we've got that we have some cameras samples and comparison between three excel four. Xl Excel and the forks I would say minor improvements here and there the three x ray cameras so let's get where I was impressed was with the portrait photos that these guys posted hosted the portrait photos and it was up this guy's cade which is really weird like I have the stolen device and I'm GonNa take sample pictures stolen device of my child and put it all over the Internet might the judge but the the portrait photos looked good. I thought they were less sort of fuzzy around the edges I thought the Bocquet in the background looked much cleaner. You're in less sort of digital so maybe that's the help of that portrait lens or something like that Google finally put in there and there's also a time of light sensor. I think too so some improvements it's their camera. APP camera leaked today right. You're actually maybe install it. I think somebody finally posted Google camera seven point. Oh what's in there. I think you wrote up an entire thing on Google Camera Greg Yeah. We've got noon improve nightside. We've we've got that motion mode for capturing things in motion who would've guessed couple of other minor improvements. There's new. HDR like real time or hd our live thing. There's a whole bunch I mean there's a whole bunch of stuff off debt field focus something support Greg. You know your stuff greg. I am am I wrote it up myself. Impressed with the depth of knowledge dear Greg Yeah so there is a motion blur which like if you're taking sports photography hopefully hopefully we'll keep the blur in the background of your moving subjects things like that the live. HDR should be fabulous actually live HDR preview in the camera before you snap stuff rather than snapping and hoping that the HDR turns out Nice afterwards audio zoom support which was seen didn't each audio zooming like three three years ago two years ago three years ago. That's been around yeah I WANNA say the FCC ten had audio zooming and then Samsung finally just did it with the note tannen out Google's doing it but you see years potentially ahead of everyone. They reorganized the camera APP a little bit. There's a new pop up you Iverson settings it you know Oh and then the astro photography thing we're going to do like a infinite exposure sort of thing I believe so that we can capture all them stars ars yeah. We'll see how that pans out. you know I'll have to download it myself. Try it out on the Pixel three but but you know I feel like I before I dive and all this stuff I just want the Pixel for in hand you know before I really got go started judging these new modes and all that so and speaking of that Greg what is your What's your favorite Pixel for color so far? If you were to buy a pixel for today a would be one. I'd get the green iphone to be completely honest with you but yet a gun to my head head. I would probably pick panda or the penguin whichever one because it's still got that orange button so I'd I'd go penguin before we go on. I'm I'm GonNa cut you off there for Greg Shout Patty. It is the terrorist Greg Show Patty Nice so patty. I are you living girl. We we told you we were GonNa do we told you it would be a great show. Although I am not in character any longer because someone has to keep this train wreck well before it becomes becomes a train wreck but greg is very much still in character patty. Thank you for doing this to us. This is the real me not oh tim this is Greg so yeah I think for me you look at the three colors you have black which is glossy and you know. I don't even know where the damn phone is of. Show this a couple of times. I mean just look now. I don't want my picks a four looking like that. That's what it would look like so the the white version and the coral or are you really think it's going to be called. Coral is going to be called sort a coral like what's the color name there. I know you're dying for it to be named coral like like and it definitely looks like a coral color that's I mean with the damn phone so it can be like not so orangey or orangish or barely orange orange bear when it's not even barely it's like it's like cream sickle for sure but is that trademarked so white or have you used quite yet. I can't remember just just black clearly white what was blue kind of vote cut. The BS could just end it colored Jr who cares what was the Blue Hill because we had not pink. It was really blew. No it wasn't it was kind of blue was very blue. I thought it was Kinda blue. No you're talking about the first one the Pixel Pixel two that was blue excel to that was blue blue sort of light blue teal there is that was wasn't overly now. We have to go. I like just peachy. Just peachy is good because I'm todd he was he was kind of blue. Yeah the Blue Blue Okay so he oh Gee Pixel blue was the best color they've ever released maybe after panda in the two xl Oh yes yeah. I don't see I don't remember what did they call. The original Pixel did have these same silly names. I can't remember did it. Yeah was the just called do know it. It was like very blue. Maybe it was okay so the Pixel two which is kind of that lightish weird blue was called kind of blue anyway. Oh I'm checking. I'm sorry you will uh. I don't know what the first one was called. Though it was really blew that might be okay really and just and clearly kind and not do you see the problem here like this is. This is dumb this. It's very CTA so yeah. There's there's an orange one will will figure out what they're gonNA. Call Jesus because there's no way they're just going to call it orange right if they've I know there's no way google that but so the white one and the Orange Orange One are more of a matt look to the back so if you get those two we're talking less fingerprints or at least you're gonna be able to see them as much as that black one. It's hot yeah so in general enrolled design wise have we have we all sort of started to come around to like this phone looks great or are. We just like seen it enough so we're like it's fine or do we like it now. I can't really tell where I feel like everyone's starting to come around. They all like it now yeah they can speak for themselves the back I have always thought looks good so I'm fine with it the square camera the whatever but the front of the device not a huge fan of it really looks like we're just you know we've opened up the time capsule and we're getting back to phones that I used to have the the thicker foreheads I totally understand it's for Soli and you've got to have all the sensors and a place to put them but the front just doesn't look like a two thousand nineteen device to me yeah the back now especially now that an apple dropped its iphones and they have that same square thing. It's going to be one of those designs. We'll just see enough. We'll go whatever this is just the design. I wish I could rewind and remember what I said when we first saw because because I don't know that I love the square camera housing thing I I don't think they hate it anymore like I don't know that it looks great. I like how minimal everything is. It's just like a giant Black Square in the top corner so the front stuff though like that doesn't actually bother me and I know there's a forehead with all the crap up there but they put all the same crap that apple does an apple uses a giant notch. So what do you want. Do you want a giant notch like the iphone eleven or do you just want a straight across forehead like which which do you prefer because with all the stuff they put in there. It's going to have something up there. So do you want iphone notch or her this. which would you prefer? Are you making me choose man and this is just like 'cause that was critical. Thank you know like I've seen a number of headlines that are saying like here's the giant forehead embezzle of the Pixel four and I go we yet is but if they didn't do the iphone it would be a giant notch with barely anything on the side that just I don't even get the point of what apple is doing so yeah. What further APP for Google is doing sure do the forehead so what uh I would want is no nothing give me the whole punch cut out like on the galaxy note ten you know something symmetrical gorgeous no oh front facing camera like or a pop up on the one plus seven pro? You know that's what's ideal design would be well yeah but we know Google can't do that with all of the stuff. They chucked up top. Of course I'm saying you know for Google you gotta go forehead because yet the notch I mean the not so bad on the two. Xl So oh I find with it having a forehead I'll try and hold my judgment but the weird part about it not being like matching symmetrical top forehead how much of it that's going to be you know. That's going to be a little bit annoying but at the same time it's an improvement like you said over last year. It looks Kinda hard to use his with the gestures the way Android android has those setup now on android ten. you know they got the little kind of reminders down there in the bottom corners and you gotta swipe up from there actually almost looks kind of difficult to to us. I'm really just interested to get one in hand and just kind of see how this thing actually looks in person around these videos do a whole lot of justice to the overall does does the sign and look of the device yeah. There was a couple like some of the early pictures just showed this really plain simple looking phone. That wasn't GonNa wow you by any means a couple of the videos I think specifically the ones from Vietnam where those guys us really a nice camera gear set up lighting all that stuff. I thought the phone looked. I thought it look doc nice like it like you said Kinda doesn't look exactly like a two thousand nineteen hole punches and pop ups and all that because you've got but it's it looks a little bit like a mix of of the Pixel three and then this new styling on the back Reverend's putting Giant Square Karen House extent is a thing like Motorola just just apple that did it right Motorola. Just did it with a phone. didn't always do it. Maybe at the end of last year it was like the P thirty or meat. I don't even know what while one of those has a square where when so the square things not necessarily new rules following that trend I I mean I think it looks. It looks fine. I don't know that anyone's GonNa go. This is the most awesomely designed signed phone ever made but in the end does it matter that much shout to Mystical Melissa. I'm waiting for Greg League to bust out the droid life rap. You know like that intro music. We got almost feeling like some bars need to be dropped on top of that so pretty soon yeah I think we will add we'll see greg's Greg's rhymes on top. That's for sure you cringe worthy man in other leaks. We got what looks like a Pixel commercial that it doesn't necessarily reveal much new but shows the phone off. We had a number of pictures still photos of the phones before all of these video leaks so I think we gotta assume that we're close. I mean when we think like early October. I think one rumor has October fifteenth. Possibly being the date for these Google's announce things usually like a week before that but at this point do we think these phones are made and they're getting ready to ship to wherever the hell they need to go 'cause why do all these people have them in their hands wiser commercial already being shown somewhere like it feels like we're really close and and because of that Google doesn't they've just lost it. They did good enough and now it's just gone. Let me by the time we get there. You're GONNA know every single damn thing yeah. The flood gates have opened opens. Why don't we not rush than pricing? That's the only thing we don't know this point. We know three colors we know all of the outside of the regular four were no confirm basically all of the specs. We just don't know how much it's GonNa cost and what's in the box. I Guess Yeah Yeah. I guess that's about it. I mean it's because we've this is some stuff about solely and so far Google's doing the bare minimum of Soli where I I it. It looks like a stupid Gimmick where we're just waving to change tracks and like moving your hand towards your phone to wake it like the original Moto X. You could move your hand close close to remember had those little like lasers on the bottom or infrared things on the bottom and that would wake the phone. That was a big invention with the original Moto X. How many years ago was that like six eggs or something so if we're talking about moving your hand towards your phone to wake it and waving to change tracks like please take solely out and throw it in the goddamn autumn garbage? If you actually want to do something show what you did with the watch remember where they were like slowly pinching and it was moving relic seems like there's some things we could do here. That isn't just hey let me change like L L G do with a and you laughed at them like you said it was one of the most worthless things Everett it's similar functionality. I'll be right. He's wave over and do something simple stupid as long as it actually works. You know them props to Google like. LG's implementation just doesn't work because it uses the damn title the time of Flight Camera and it was so Janke like Jank is the only word that describes Google's looks nice and smooth swipe around and do all the stuff actually looks good use it probably anything like give me a reason to use it though like do something you know the other thing out on the bottom of the phone off the top it might be more handy because if if your phone's laying there and your hand approaches it that's fine. The other thing I wanna see is like in chrome. I want to be able to scroll by just like waving my hand like you're holding. Ib and you're just lazily. Just gotTa do this and scrolling like things like that. I would actually be useful and it we need to do this to change songs. I guess sure that's fine but I don't know so. They have a lot to show their or improve their or something because if we're going to give me the cancer treatment every time I put the phone up to my face with radar blasting into my you know lungs or something. I'd rather not be there while we're GONNA change tracks. FCC says says it's fine yet does today should greg does would great trust the AFC such an industry pawn is greg is so pigs before we we know so much. I WANNA say I'm tired of it but sometimes when you get this was a normal weeks where you get one leak and then it's a bunch of pictures and you kind of get bored of them. This was full on video after video video after video of these phones in hands and yeah as much as I love a good leak and learning new stuff that's coming at some point you Kinda just go nothing. Athena elds to show it's over and then as these videos will continue to come out. I'm sure like it just takes the entire fun out of it and then when the phone finally comes out you you just Kinda go d e in the chances Dan the look give me peer Google good battery good camera and reasonable price. I'm the same way really The Look of a phone isn't really going to matter all too much to me right like we're talking about. Colors colors stuff like you know it's not that big of a deal I. I don't like the naming scheme but really you know if if it performs good if performs arms the way of phone should at the the price this thing's probably going to be at then. It'll be just fine because we got plenty mid range devices even sword that lower high end unlike the one plus seven pro right reasonably priced for what it is. Is this going to be better than Alec a better experience. You know we don't know yet but the one listen pros. It was a darn good phone so Google's doesn't competition this year and they're going to have to convince people if getting that new four and four ric sells worth it in my opinion I i. I think it'll be the same people that WanNa like again. I don't I don't know look just the same same fan boys yeah. I don't know who is going to go. Oh this looks absolutely amazing. I want this over. Whatever Samsung phone is out there right? If they're an android person I don't know like I guess I'm trying to look for. What is the ultimate thing here? That's going to get people sure's L. is solely gesture. It might be the man think about the tip that the average American consumer you give us a solely commercial during the middle of the Super Bowl people can be like he is like doing stuff with his hand ignoramuses. Did these are the American consumers were we are targeting and we're going to take their money. This is true so so go ahead. I'm just saying like a year. After year. Coup goes this is our phone and it's got the best of Google and it takes the best pictures and then everyone goes yes. Yes it does take the best pictures and then the next year Google. We didn't sell very many so I'd like. I don't know how you win that race. One pluses figured out by just like hyping hyping and teasing and hosting events and being really community driven which Google is not that kind of company so I don't know how else you do have like if you look at what one pluses this is done to have their success. They're constantly like in your face and they're propping up like their community members. They run these forums very interactive in there and every time they release something they. At's it for like three months and people generates hype and their stuff all well it kind of leaks but not like this right. We don't see one plus seven pro full reviews amongst for they've announced it like it. Doesn't I don't know again. I I do not know how it's possible that this happens to only Google but so yeah I don't I mean these phones are canal by one. A bunch of people in the chat will probably buy them. There are kinds of phones but who else is GONNA buy. That is the thing that's my question. It's a very good point. required to donations won a up there and earlier in the show from Alex with two dollars the galax Alex thank you very much Alex and then recently we had patrick with a five dollar donation great show Terence's parents Greg. Are we thinking they may be ceramic bax only if Google wants Jack that price of even more something completely unreasonable but if it does have ceramic that would be super hot because the Galaxy S. ten plus in ceramic was super hot the essential foam ceramic ramic was super super super hot ceramics might be my jam so if it ceramic I guess signed me up. That'd be great. I'm just assuming it'll be glass. I don't think anyone can ceramic yeah so that's pretty much it for the four right. Move On. I mean Gosh I guess I mean it just sucks. We're still like a month or so away and and it's just going to get worse. Probably this is happened will yeah because it we'll be just these guys like next. It'll be Germany. They'll do reviews of it and then somebody else will China will be there. Is Those Germans man. They're gonNA. They're gonNA get it as long as it's not. The Russians right I probably would probably stop art so briefly Pixel Three here Andrew Ten on it last week during the show we talked about how terrible the gestures are. Are you know 'cause I can't do a show without dumping on the gestures of Andrew Tent however a bunch of you during the show right now just his angled swipe down thing like forty five five degree swipe down if you WANNA pull out menus and all that stuff eight fun of whoever said that stand by that by the way but I went ahead tried Friday I spent like four days I think doing the gestures and that's why down actually works and it's not the worse it's it's a nice little fix or trick to get you into the full screen gestures. The only problem there is that you still have to remember every time Oh wait I need to you know like it's it makes no sense to just swipe from the site any direction to bring that out if I now have to concentrate on swiping at a downward angle kind of a pain so back off the gestures they drove me nuts. The one thing I will say about back. Gesture is and I don't know if it can really illustrate this. When you have a back button down at the bottom? You have to reach down to the boss. Oh how you're holding your phone. You have to get back down there to go back and if if you're using gesture back you can swipe like up here or here here. He like you can swipe any worse than no matter how you're holding your phone you can always kind of swipe to go back which which I actually found to be a piece that I missed so what I don't like Sills obviously just the Baxter general is confusing and any menu you want. Access is a pain but I will I will give them one one bonus there and that is that you can go back anywhere without having to adjust and in particular of using a giant China's phone it kind of Nice to not have to reach down here for the back button and just swipe like up here to go back so that's one thing but there's something still missing there. That's just not that and I think it's the swipe up gesture and the holding and all that stuff still kind of investment the buttons as the buttons that are missing. It probably is probably skinny the pill the pills totally fine but isn't a going away. Probably I think the Pixel Florida's even have a say unrest and peace yeah or maybe it's a yeah edano probably will go away forever so oh now don't be ridiculous. I'll turn out to our day ARC so quickly we next mini so google nest many we believe will replace the Google home mini I'd stop by the FCC this week the Pixel phones we think maybe stopped by by the FCC also but kind of hard to confirm just weird stuff going on there but this is definitely the little google nest many it's got a little punch out on the backs. You can hang it like on a wall or something if you want to. there was a rumor that there's a three and a half millimeter audio Jack in it there's no confirmation from the FCC. I know other people have reported reported that there's confirmation. There's a three enough airport but I don't know that they're actually is in the image the FCC had there's two ports one is obviously a power our port and the other part is in the exact same position as the mute switch on the current Google home mini so in this picture. We don't know it could just be the amuse switch again or it could be an audio Jack we don't. We don't actually know so if anyone else reporting that just keep that in mind so that that'll be nice upgrade that I hope hope it has an audio Jack has you could use it then potentially turn in like a speaker system into a better audio thing whatever right the Tub Max is now available anyone buying the nest hub Max to twenty nine. It has a stalker nest camera within its fancy. The problem with Google releasing this thing so late is that everyone already bought nest hub right and the nest is bid discounted so often too well under one hundred bucks that everyone runs bought those I almost bought a nest how Max and was going to swap it out with the Lenovo. One of my kitchen stabbed the bigger one there. It was going to use the camera of the like. I have no idea why I'm here all day and then I kinda wh why would you. Why would you get this thing like you already have that one one and you have a nest hub here? I guess you didn't have one with a camera and you really want one otherwise. I'm not there just a little late with it. It's not offering anything super unique other than the camera that recognizes your face which is kinda creepy yet still just waiting for the old biggs B. Galaxy home so won't won't be making any purchases interest isn't so bad thing ever arrives the other thing about the next hot Max's rainouts obviously full priced at two twenty nine and knowing google all of their products especially especially the home products. They're always massively discounted multiple times throughout the year so yeah you should never should never buy one at full price. I don't think so ever for Let's see Google photos got a got an upgrade of sorts this week where now you can write to CVs or Walmart submit photos and have prints done and pick them up same day you do photos you can also do big canvases fun stuff there. It's nice that that's integrated within and kind of a big deal. Actually it's huge had to recently print out some prints through Amazon. I think the price is I had yeah Amazon. I think it was only like ten cents a pop though in these I started a quarter. I don't know I'd have to check again which seems expensive right. It does seem expensive for a photo print would agree yeah. I mean you have to pay me to go into a Walmart Walmart first of all but the fact that I have to pay a quarter per photo seems a bit steep yeah. I mean four pictures for a buck. I feel like they they were always much cheaper than that so yeah. I know it's a big it's supposed to be in the APP already because you boy can't order any photos more. I thought it was like available now. No it's pretty sure is there. Any online is not in the APP. No it's in the APP. I don't have it in my APP yet. I know the canvases for sure checking. I'm online. They're definitely there so you have prince twenty. Five Cents Canvas Prints started twenty bucks but it's not in my app so I either need an update or what do you know what a slow roll outs that we love so much from Google. Thank you Google for ruining the fond in writing about android by slowly rolling out everything saying and they definitely have the they're highlighting the books. There's an I'm updating okay. We'll either way I know it's supposed to be there so google shopping up to his out to about okay good fun updates right now oh hang out with an update Google fi with an update and Jackson says see my comment. He says they normally cost US thirty three cents is CBS. If that's the case in twenty five now so hey yeah you're saving like eight cents a print their per now how fifty come on it's like do the math eight. Okay should be like it'd be like four dollars twenty cents. Let's go over some rounded up to ten and then times fifty is five hundred four bucks. I do not a mathematician. Those things on the spots really hard unless you really are mathematician because then if you don't exactly know then you start questioning and then you go wait. I'm pretty sure I was right. Yes he Max's four bucks. See my problem is that it's eight forty ad zero before right when I went to school. We were still doing pen dos but I hear they've completely wiped out Dawson. They replaced it but something else now so even the order of things you know parentheses exa I just I don't even know anymore so the public school system. I'm one of the kids at failed failed so Greg Greg Yeah poor graphic apparently speaking of annoying slow roll outs of Google play in g mail dark modes are supposedly rolling out to people like two people on Earth have received each of those dark modes guess yes we'll check right now. Does Cowan have g mail dark. I'm going to say no. We take bets anyone know aw that would be negative. Do not I do not have Google play dark either okay so those are apparently rolling out though not for you uh-huh for me and not for me I still my google photos updated still don't have the ability to order within the APP and again. I don't even know if I'm supposed to but cancer so Oh yeah dark will APP also supposed to be out dark Google Assistant. I have no idea when or if any of you will ever get those because this is how Google functions now it's very everything is so dark Gad Dark I love it. I do like these darker occur themes especially because they're not the full amyloid black like regatta system settings like Google play is kind of dark dark gray or black. G. Mail appears to be the same all that stuff resist gop blacklisted. I'm terence apparently did get blacklisted from terrance talks a lot about android ten gestures think Google heard about it. Turns doesn't love much Google does these days. It sure seems like somebody mentioned your phone. Everything just looks dark because you're wearing sunglasses. Life is looking a little dark these days but yeah there's is something called the Google play pass coming soon for those who don't know this detailed like a couple of months ago as a five dollar per month subscription that gets you free games at our should say ad free in APP purchase in-app Purchases Free Games and APPS that you can use on a monthly basis like Monument Valley threes we started valley whole bunch of fun stuff and Google out of nowhere just tweeted this week that said it's coming soon there so weird about this stuff 'cause like it was is Andrew Police. I believe that out of this play pass a while ago and Google at the time I think confirmed to them that it was something that was in testing and Google's never mentioned it publicly at any other time and then all of a sudden this week they just tweet like it's almost time Google play passes coming soon and there's no like linked to an explainer. There's no support page. There's there's no like google sort of relies now basically on blogs to like discover their things before they announce them right about them and then go yeah it was has already written about and it's like no no no. You're supposed to actually announce things Google so everyone knows it's a very they're very weird. Company Google frustrates me when it comes uh-huh announcing new products man every time I say the g word assistant is getting woken up man. That's annoying anyway stuff yeah I mean this is so typical Google however as for this program it sounds awesome. I'm sure it'd would be great. Just like Arcade Five Bucks a month for cer- premium APPs and games. That's awesome yeah. I probably won't pay for it but you never know yeah. You will I don't really use like new ASS right. I guess it depends you WanNa bet some of the in-app purchases and stuff. If they're like say you can get Strada likes extrava. They're running after they have multiple tiers of like premium memberships. You can get to give you feedback on whatever you're doing whatever activity you're doing if somebody if somebody like that joins the thing because it costs like three or four bucks a month to have like one of the tier options of Straw like things that are included in sure sign up for that get some free free some free everything sure let's do it. Sir Wash donation by the way probably skipping the four two. Xl Still Perfect Sarah that's crazy. That's a two year old phone. It's a pixel. They contribute to all of the e way Sarah come on. I mean I'm down to bet you like one month of subscription that you will subscribe to play Bass This is no doubt in my mind. They got to sell me on it. They will you may I promise if there's if there's one APP that I use that has a stupid system dark skies apart of it like sign up that you will be and if it is I probably will because why one one and it right because I think what dark skies two bucks a year or something like yeah yeah either way Charles doubles that bet thank you very much and everyone who's Google assistant that I woke up. You're very welcome. That's what I was attempting to do art so final topic. I guess this before Trivia. There was an apple events this week which we mentioned earlier apple announced iphone eleven iphone eleven pro iphone eleven pro Max Max. I believe it's called Apple Watch series five and a new ipad right that was it. Those were the five thing yeah I forgot about the IPAD yet start off the here's the new IPAD early in everyone's like forgotten about it. No they started off with the Demos. Okay Ah Threat Demos I and the Ark Yeah Yeah ipad on apple site so after they announced all this stuff I often go through and just look to see if there's any little details worth uncovering and I went to their IPAD site. Do you know they make. I don't know how many different ipads still making IPAD air. There's pros does there's. I can't actually believe how many different IPADS so many ipad mini yes. I think they do that too yeah so they do a mini. There's a the new ipad there's an air and an IPAD pro four different lines of ipads what what's stupid question but what's the air. What's what I'm saying like? What's the difference air in the rain the other new or even we'll the mini must be like seven inch something isn't this new ipad cheaper cheaper than a mini or as a mini like ninety nine bucks now so the new one I believe is three twenty nine? The mini is to fifty their sights loading slowly. No four hundred bucks what many is four hundred bucks minis four hundred believe leave. The regular new IPAD is I think they said three twenty nine because I remember everyone chat was gone. WHOA that's actually really cheap three twenty nine six thirty two GIG? That's partly why I'm even more confused now than ever. What's funny is like I mean the IPAD air call it just crushes any android tablet that's ever been released right and that's in part? Thanks to the ecosystem. That apple has an an unknown afraid to admit it like IPAD APPS are amazing right because they're designed to be used on the IPAD whereas Android apps you know any I I android tablet APP was designed to be on a phone and it stretched down. It's not really catered for tablets android tablets related doc all of them Eddie dance brought up the flyer who gets an AC try to customize android tablet skin and do their own thing. There were so many bad outlets. I'll never forget that like the second or third I went to and every single booth you stopped out it goes here's my here's my android tablet and they were all. I don't even think most of them have released like some of these companies like Toshiba had a whole bunch of tablets that was like a TV it wasn't too she made the one that was like a thirty five inch tablet. Isn't that Samsung they made to well. They had like a twenty some odd into one of those stupid. I don't know if they I think they were earlier. I think the Samson when you're talking about but it's like a coffee table tablet something weird like that yeah there's so many weird tablets and then they all fail because the software you know in a way it's Kinda like wear less like everyone jumped on to try to do it and Google was like yeah. We don't really really care enough to make is actually a good operating system. We only have enough attention to give that for about a year and a half and now we're kind of in that same space where fossils the only one making watches now yeah the ipad crushes anything injury. I mean especially now the ipod ipad Oh ass and some of the stuff they've done to in terms of multitasking in just what you can do on it it just it's almost like a computer operating system. I'm a little disappointed consumer. Life in the Chaz says wow guy. I sound like eighty year olds not knowing what apple makes like four different IPADS. How am I supposed to keep track? We don't talk about this. We don't shame me for not knowing what apple makes. We're not even apple site like the fact that I knew all of the the five products they announced. This week is like I'm actually pretty pretty impressed route of that. Why would I not know that their seventeen different ipads I like I bought one five years years ago over my kid and it's the same one? I don't even know which version is. It's just it's ipad still probably gets updated to it does still get up to his damn it. I take offense to that. Why should we know what apple makes invited to their events? As soon soon as they start inviting Greg and terence we'll start learning about what they make up If I Greg Jarrett we'll start covering apple products now anyways in terms herbs of what they announce you know the iphone eleven comes in this really cool green color. That's like the only thing I really care about and triple camera setup though nothing necessarily knew they're you know they talked a lot about cameras stuff so apple. They've always had good cameras. I'm sure they've been a little pissed off lately that everyone says Google who will single shooters or better than their doubles and all that stuff and Samsung scares. We know we're good so apple to show some shows them focus again in the camera. The department makes a Lotta sense good for them. the phones though you know it's the same design on the FRY. It's as big as notch in the face. I D stuff. It's fine sixty four gig based storage. It's still not. USPS's still lightning. They finally put a fast charger in the eleven pro box. If you buy the wrestler eleven you don't get one. you know they did some cool things I guess you know the the the display they they called like. HD RETINA SDR or something which I believe is in reference to that like seventeen thousand dollar monitor they created or something like that only. It's an iphone. you know like Apple. Did some nice stop. The phone looks Nice. It's expensive so of course they added pro on the name they just like a slap fancy names on things that like a lot of other people are doing so. It's hard to go wow they really changed the game there. You know like we're still still at this peak of smartphone where no one ever changes the game like just interest on top of like the previous one apple very much does that which is why they start throwing around stupid names the only thing I will say somebody brought this up. I think in our live blog that we did where they said Samsung needs to name their amyloid displays something else you know like that's that's one of those things apple do when they came up with that I I from the head of the retina like that stuck everyone now that owns an iphone goes rival has a retina display warrior you you got Samsung Poor right and then the Samsung Person Goes Samson porchet out Geez. This poor kid goes well. He's actually rated by by display. Mate right displayed says it's better. It's not a retina media so that's the thing is apple. Does this really really I hate it but they do a good job of coming up. These stupid terms that then everyone goes well yeah yeah it's retina x t r man and then they go and it's it's a pro. You're not ten pro pro using free forget that fact that Samsung makes apple's displays etcetera and someone did say Eddie Says No wasn't it was woke. Samson display is named don't know if he's referring to the Infinity in Oh display or you know the dynamic acknowledge their soon but that doesn't count. They don't work that actually that well. I don't think I don't think so at all so yeah. I'm with you on this. They need to come up with like stupid. Catchy terms to name stuff the promise Samsung will do it and it'll sound really cheesy nothing. When apple does it does but you know like Samsung has some issues sometimes marketing doing their thing so yeah? They could do better considering how much they spend on it yeah yeah so anyway. Apple announced a couple of phones. They're expensive announced a mini or wine like the iphone. Eleven is the Tanwar. It's cheaper dual camera instead. I'm sure it'll totally be fine phone. I'm glad they moved away from the Roman numerals 'cause it was really annoying. I mean going back and forth that people over the iphone acts in iphone ten and is it Iphone X. Czar or the ten are in excess or the ten is like that whole thing was really annoying for a couple of years so at least it's just eleven and it's not acts is not Rome. It's just the number one in one so we can just call let I phone eleven. I'm actually excited about that in a weird way Apple Watch apple what series five Apple Watch watch. Still you know there's the kings of the smartwatch apple knows it. They stuck with it that was the thing is when the first Apple Watch came out. I don't know that anyone went this. Is the greatest thing ever made like it was a great the battery I find it sucked hats. I don't even think had. GPS The first one but I'm Pr- I think think people definitely said it was the best thing ever though well at like I think the sales of stuff weren't great out of the gate because it had issues but the thing is apple was it's like we're GonNa make this thing great and now we're in series five and if you go back and urban yeah I like to and then to three and then four four and five were will four was the big jump where they had like last last basil and the bigger displays within the same size and all of that stuff and then the echo cardio e what was it what they put in there they put in something to monitor heart. I think so the they put all this advanced stuff. Now it's now they're just polishing the damn thing to make it better and better and better whereas Google still have a partner that can make an actual good Wa. I shouldn't say that like something quite as solidly nicely built as an iphone or as an Apple Watch and a lot of that has to do with obviously there's no partners making chips that we've talked about this a lot and then just kind of like this. Is it finished. Is this really where we're going with this google sort of thing done yes so it's kind of sad to see like the apple series which I don't necessarily love the look of the Apple Watch design. I'd Prefer Round Watch. They're just showing you like what smart watches could have been in Google just gave up. There's gave up like you could just copied. What apple is doing You know. There's a lot of places to point the finger out. Obviously qualcomm is a big issue there. They didn't care enough to build actual chips that worked well in advanced anything whereas apple builds everything in house and they do it on their own so it's just a little bit sad because as someone who wears smart watches it'd be nice to have like an actual quality really nice smartwatch and We don't have that on android yeah. It's a it's upsetting those acting no. That's an Apple Watch. I think this is the original. Is that the erm as addition Hell No. This is the cheap early one because I think this is number. One I bought it because I was going to test it and I and I because you have to use it with an iphone. I have six I think at the time it didn't have GPS or anything and so I wasn't like super super excited any of his five five but at the time like the kind of suck it wasn't that great and the now I've brought it back I just because I was curious and it's running. I don't even know what old version because uh-huh I phone to update it oh gosh but I mean this thing like feels nice and handed pitcher ricky and it has the force touch or whatever the hell apple recalled like. It's totally got a nice watch but I mean it's worthless without an iphone iphone anymore. Do you think big if apple apple goes all right. We'll finally let you use an apple. Watch on Android like would you buy one. I know you're not as big smartwatch guy. Would you be like okay. Elbow really depends you know like the Inter connectivity with the APPS and all that I don't think thank you know hypothetically Shirley. We can talk about this. It's fun to pretend an imagine but I think maybe I would think what about it. You know as long as you know notifications work properly I could see it being pretty cool however I'm kind of paranoid about the whole whole having like reading my heart all the time you know like if I get like you know like a quickened heart rate. I don't really WANNA like be sent to an alert saying oh your hearts elevated and then I like have like this psychosomatic response unlike freaking out like he kind of paranoid about that stuff so health stuff from general so maybe I uh Ah I don't maybe know might save your life. If that's fine yeah. That's the thing we know. Apple will never do it they android and they probably think it's a cesspool of virus infected garbage still and so if they connected watch to it then they have to do some sort of connected with android which I know they would never trust that that and and so they won't do it so yeah even if they did. I don't know how that would ever work properly like but should they and there was some sort of functionality abby like yeah might be might be worth visiting but like you said it's Never GonNa Happen Yeah Poor Rick. I don't know if he's already mentioned this but currently your mic. Your MIC is too low. We gotta turn that gain their gain up slightly. I think films little quiet yeah so like we do this like every other show where sometimes I just get really far in here at turned my gained a little bit because testing some stuff earlier and it seemed like it was way too loud so we'll just get up in here again. Dan I'm back. I'm back. He just fixed it. Oh think a little bit too but anyway go ahead what I was telling you I'm looking for your name here. 'cause I forget it already returns terrance thank you sorry about forgetting your name Dude forgetful character we just need a little Oh podcast room dude and just have like you know you and me need to be in the same building that we are levels can be good. We can have a whole bunch of other quirky stuff going on for the show something to look into for twenty twenty. Maybe House to cloud now. It's too late on Jesus Kellen his back. You guys just haven't been hearing me. The whole show. Joe Is killing tyranny here all right. That's all I got from the IPHONE. That's all I got for topics. That's it. I got nothing else. I got nothing. I guess it's about that time. It's about that Trivia time. Do we need hype Music Intro Height Music Yeah. I've got my fake little trumpet the tool here. Let's get it here comes. I know you can't here but they can't hear you're nothing see. This is why we need that dedicated podcast room targeting. I it's trivia time. It's Trivia Time Rumba Samba yeah so it is Trivia time actually for those you new around here we we do Trivia every at the end of every deal show after we went through the topics. We're GONNA do right right now. We have five questions. We'll give prizes to five winners. we're giving away. Google play credit ten bucks and Google play credits every single a person who wins. We'll put a question up tim read it. If you're in the live chat and you hit the keyboard type as fast as you can correct answer in some cases you have to spell things correctly directly by the way too and then you win. If you're first to answer correctly on our screen will call your name out that simple it's super simple yeah will say there is one question here that requires perfect spelling so and there is no theme. It's just random androids slash Google Trivia. It is as a hint okay all right well. I'm ready when you are I think I'm ready question number. One is up now. What was the introductory the price for the second generation daydream view headset again? What was the introductory price for the second generation Russian daydream view headset? I'm seeing Sarah Washington with a correct answer ninety nine dollars birt's are right there behind Sarah ritual so there Air Sarah I on our screen Sarah Sister Right there though yeah ninety nine ninety nine bucks these individuals have been winning their winners they are we brought that up because long story short who loosened their polling daydream support for their APP timid are wondering why daydream is still oh a platform that would bring that up yeah and she goes are wondering the randomness of that question right there. We didn't actually bringing up a topic. Sorry about that. Go Way Daydream. I think I have a couple of those things. I might tell you. The last time I pulled out a daydream headset yeah I took one to Christmas Christmas. You know like a few years ago back the family's place and they thought it was cool. Yeah it's a fun little trick here and there makes me sick was in a car a year so that that daydream view came out with Pixel two I was one of those things we out in our big pixel reveal a couple years back and yeah they they have not upgraded then even mentioned vr think at I own the last two years. Are you still listening to music now. I'm just they had a coral colored headset. Didn't they. Yeah I have that one yeah. What was that color called coral? I think uh-huh exclusive the Pixel four means definitely choral then right. It's gotta be why not why would they change. It was called Korea. Well there you go oh there was sleet something else and quarrel all right well here. We go question number. Two please question question number two is up now what version of android did the original Pixel and Pixel. Xl launch with again what version of android did the original Pixel and Peace Lil Pixel xl launch with looking for the desert name about that. I see Alana numbers coming in specified. I know I'm sorry it's my fault everybody I do see an improper spelling but I'm going to accept it because I get where what they're saying. I'm very sorry to everyone Bisi Michael Longley lonely yeah I see I see you're talking about Mike along with with Nougat. I should have specified. It's my fault. Everybody tough there. Feel like we need a bonus question or something we can only question yeah convert Michael Long apologies. I couldn't specify but I didn't. I thought people were just going to CEO Nagging. Nagging nagging not sevens eights. I mean who keeps track of that stuff so it's it's kind of a tricky question because you were looking for the word word but we saved version. People probably think like number rather than the name of the version of handwriting. Hey guys we're through the show. Show together with about two seconds to spare so we'll give you. We'll give you a bonus question sure okay in the meantime let's go. We got Michael Long Gear Congratulations Michael about that instead of coming down on us when we'd just congratulate the winner. Did you see my bonus question. Yes I really like that. There will be about question. Michael congrats on Nougat was not one where you needed to spell it right okay question number three and you don't need to spell this right. Either of course number three is up now. What is the only country? The Disney plus APP for Android is currently available again. What is the only country that Disney plus APP for Android is currently available? 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Mega Beauty Influencer Jackie Aina on Diversity in Beauty, Her New Brand, Forvr Mood & Her Best Foundation Hack Ever

Breaking Beauty Podcast

46:39 min | 2 months ago

Mega Beauty Influencer Jackie Aina on Diversity in Beauty, Her New Brand, Forvr Mood & Her Best Foundation Hack Ever

"The following podcast is a deer media production. Welcome to breaking beauty the podcast all about the breakthrough people, products, and moments and beauty. We're your hosts Jill done and Carleen Higgins. All. Let. Hey, everyone. Welcome back to the show that is breaking beauty podcast, and if you're tuning and for the first time, I am one of your co hosts Jill done I'm here virtually with my co-host Carleen Higgins Hey, carleen. Hey Gel. Hey, guys. So to longtime beauty editors, turned podcasters and you know we're always talking about the breakthrough people, products and moments in beauty, and we definitely have a breakthrough personality today. It's super beauty influence. Influence. influencers Jackie Anna wanting to have Jackie on the Mike for like at least a year now. So it's really exciting. The Universe delivered do so Jackie is a thirty-three-year-old los. Angeles, space. Youtuber, and she started her channel in two thousand and nine, and really her whole Mo with channel is that she's trying to change the standard of beauty. One tutorial at a time. Jackie. Now has more than three point, five, million subscribers. Subscribers and her videos have earned upwards of three hundred and fifty million views when I think about the top ten beauty youtubers in the game Jackie is most definitely topping that list. She was the first ever. Youtuber, to be the N. Double ACP image award plus. She's one glamour. Magazines Woman of the Year award, and she's collaborated on makeup collections with brands like anesthesia beverly, hills to phase where she really set out to create. Create more inclusive palettes and shades less. She's done videos with the likes of model Halima Aden and a Omi Campbell Naomi Campbell People I. Mean, you know you've made it when and Jackie's rise to success is really all about her personality. She's so fun to watch on camera at legit wells during. So many of her videos I, love the way she like edits in those memes, and then she does have the makeup skills. Skills to back it up. You know the TRIFECTA absolutely, and you know, I, really love how her content has evolved especially in the last few years, she really has something to say, and she's really trying to make the beauty youtube community more inclusive all around. She's not afraid to take a stand like a few years ago I remember when Kylie. Cosmetics came out with her makeup line and it was meant to be inclusive and. And diverse yet when the PR packages were sent out, they left out black creators and Jackie's going. Okay. Wait a minute what's going on here and called it out, and that's risky for a creator. Right? Who relies on these relationships? Absolutely. That's her and I love that she takes a stand. So big news this week, it's Leo season and Jackie is thriving. She'd just now launched her first ever brand. It's called forever mood. Mood and no, it's not a makeup brand although we know that's in the works to wherever mood is a lifestyle brand debuting with a line of hundred percent, coconut, soy wax candles, and good news. If you're a superfan anywhere in the world, they are shipping internationally. They're really pretty pastels candles like they're gonNA look so good and like a flat layer like on your nightstand, the sensor, overly gourmand like they. All smell good. Good, enough to eat. What really cracks me up when I was reading the press kit. One of the candles is called on Red Associati and it says, it's a coconut caramel scented candle with notes of tropical fruit intended to provide comfort on lonely nights. So the ideas instead of dipping into your pint of Haagen Dazs, you're just GonNa like light a candle and try to forget the guy. Yeah, or to both to bow. And along that same self-care vibe, there's also silk pillowcases and headbands. So right now you know it's kind of. Like I said, but she does plan to expand into other categories as well. So you know stay tuned for that. There's going to be fragrances and skincare. This is just like a little sampler plotter of what's to come. So let's get into our chat with Jackie in today's episode. You're gonNA hear about how she is personally affecting change when it comes to diversity in the beauty industry and blazing trails for fellow persons of color she also. Also, shares her top shelf skin-care secrets plus her top makeup tips for shade matching foundation and helping your makeup. Last all Damn Day. We also find out which instagram story filter she's currently obsessed with. We know you guys are going to want to download that. Don't forget that every single thing we mentioned when we're chatting with Jackie, we will list that over on our blog at breaking beauty podcast dot com. Here she is Jackie Aina. Okay. So first of all, Jackie, how are you all sweaty right now? But I'm doing good. I'm I'm like exhausted like excited all at the same time, but I'm doing well, what about both of you? Right now, I'm just trying not to go Jackie Jackie. Jackie jacket jacket. Jacket. Lead such a signature. It's like the best thing ever puts me instantly in a good mood when I see one of your videos. So we wanted to get into a little bit of your beauty must, of course, we always like to get a little insight into when you're obsession with beauty started. So going way back. Do you remember like what your first product obsession was like high school or even grade school so for? For me, my earliest beauty obsession was definitely fragrance and I know it's a little offbeat. But when I was a kid as early as like eight nine, I had a condition called hyper hydrolysis, and so I didn't know it was a condition. I didn't know there was like a name for this, but it's basically someone who is an excess sweater that sounded like sweater as in like a Cardigan. No. Like someone who sweat. So I would sweat a lot and my mom had to, and so you know like when you're a kid like prisoner, kids are just mean evil. So you get teased that was just like one more thing to be embarrassed about and really shy about. So my earliest memory of beauty was like onboard with my mom through like different fragrances that we would wear to try to like you know mascot because you know growing up, we didn't have a ton of money. We couldn't afford like luxury. Luxury bags, luxury cars or shoes, but you can afford alums refrigerants like that was like the closest thing to like having something. Really. Really. Nice. So my definitely, my earliest memory of like being instability was due fragrance and I was always fascinated I make up I was just like really to shied aware it because I don't want to put it on. Crazy. So I feel like fragrance came first and then somewhere in their makeup was like something I was really fascinated by, but wasn't bold. Bold, enough to like actually like indulge in it. But fashion was like really my thing, I would draw sketch design and my mom was a seamstress. So she would like make the clothes for me on my palm gown like see. We knew it was something that I did with my mom. So that's something that I really love to, and ironically she was a very light makeover. She would literally only wear lipstick and live sticking hearings. Thumbs only thing and she would always tell me if you. You ever need a pick-me-up. All you need is a good pair of earrings and lipstick, and you're good and what was the fragrance you'd walk in the room and Jackie. What was that smell? The earliest one that I remember us being like really obsessed with was dolgin Gabon a light blue. I remember that being one of our favorites I, remember US wearing a Scada I. know she hated to know that was one thing I remember until this day I still hate to know fragrances because. I, it just doesn't work with our body chemistry. But yeah, I remember those I think she probably were a little bit of Rossler into. But yeah. We were like fragrance snob sunny. We would just be like. Now, as she went to, she would explain to me like fragrance notes and like what things work better. You know on different she explained to me like how the body chemistry work that it was just like a really really like losing weight and like bond with her and yeah, just neutral good. If some ever listeners aren't that familiar with your backstory, can you let everyone know how you got into beauty and Youtube and because you actually in the military for a bit as well? Right yes. Yes. So, my story is like a hot mess, but as as you know like. A lot of us don't have like one linear path to success like its curves and bumps grows mountains. Traffic is toll lanes, all kinds of crazy stuff. So basically, I was always really heavily into arts and beauty and fashion I thought was my life calling when I was young was literally like go to film study fashion and become like either designer like a merchandiser or something and fashion industry. So you know your parents you down and you're like sixteen seventy, they're like, what are you gonNA. Do with your life and I'm just like Duh. You know like I'm going to study fashion like, why are you gonNa me this like low. But the problem is like, what am I? Is An immigrant. He's from Nigeria. Okay. So when you explain to, you know like a black American parent and African American parent you WANNA go dot a greater field. They may be more open to it. They may be a little judgy. It just depends on who you ask, right. Nigerian on the other hand. When you tell them, you're going especially your parents when you tell them, you're going into the crater field. They like absolutely not. They're like how? To do, but you're not doing that. So basically, he sat me down basically told me if you want to have any help or any assistance as a young adult like you're either GonNa, go to school and become a pharmacist, and we'll help you do that or you can do fashion thing. But you're on your own and you're coughing you're eighteen and ironically I'm know what the hell he was hitting me off from it all he made a lot of. Of. Money either. But that's what he told me. No I'm like seventy. Yeah. Might hear this like I mean, yes, sure. See sound great I'm like looking up pharmacy pool, but then I kind of talk myself into it because I'm like well, I can't really want champ is so that's another incentive to get out of here. So I was even more excited. So I basically started looking at the cow states. I got into Cafe San Bernardino two years in. Pre Med major a year, and a half later, I'm like I don't know what to do with my life I do anymore. I couldn't do the traditional university just was not working for me. I was so used to being like smaller class sizes and like I was so used to like I, think when being on me and like once I had freedom. And I lived on campus, and no one was like literally on me at just couldn't do it anymore. So I'm dating this guy at the time what ended up marrying and then divorcing later on, but as long. But. Made this Guy Time? This is juicy. There so much I in the story. Dating a guy, and he's in the army, he joined like I think it was like within his first year and I don't have like a military I don't come from a military family. So the idea of being was just so different from like my upbringing and Mike what I was exposed. So when I'm talking to him and I'm like bending like school sucks like I'm bailing out my classes and you know it was like it was you bury very rough transition for me because I went from my graduating honors. So like failing a Lotta, university classes like something was going on me and I was just explaining to him and he was just Randomly. blurting out like a to join the army. Buoyed. By why would I germ army like? What am I going to be I going to do the but then? Like. After that conversation, IRA thinking about it and I was like well. He has the ability like he gets to meet people because the world like He. is doing something dot like. I viewed at the time is like giving back this community saw was just like I mean. Why Can't I joined? The army started to really think about it. So I joined the reserves, which basically means that was like part time army and we moved to Hawaii and he's active duty. So he's fulltime, and because I was reserved, I had a lot of free time on my hands, and also because we're married happily married, I had a lot of a lot of free time on my hands. So this is around two, thousand nine. We're living in Hawaii, and I don't have work. I, don't have any money. Is booming and I'm really into it. I watched a lot of content, but I wasn't really interesting to being on camera. Ironically, I was not like I'm a Leo, but I just didn't feel like putting myself out there like that, but it was really my best friend that was like well. I mean I know how much you love makeup and love doing your looks. Why don't you just create videos? I've rejected so much. But then I was like, well, I'm not really doing anything else. So I guess I could. So I actually uploaded like camera talk to the camera uploaded my first real, and that's Kinda word Sagaaf look at you. Now. You're like a beauty content veteran, I mean it's been eleven years since you uploaded that first video. So like how has it changed since you first started it. It sounds like you were doing more like almost like tutorials or hey guys. If you have my skin tone, this is a look I love to do and look how easy it is to do. So how how's it sort of evolved since then show because now, but climate of like beauty is I feel like everybody already knows how to do their own makeup people that are like eleven are skipping the awkward phase now because they're just like walking into middle school beats like she phones happened I'm just like. Hot. Girl like. I remember back in like two, thousand, nine, two, thousand eleven ish. If I uploaded a how to do my eyebrows Satori, it was guaranteed to go viral guaranteed. Nowadays, it's like girl like you could've kept that we already know how to do that. We're good. Yeah. Step it up like already doing browse. Okay. Yeah, I feel like to sort of back. Then we're definitely more educational. Now, I definitely feel like people tune in more for the personality the China more for below. The commentary. The reaction. Even you know I like to use a lot of reactionary comment like means and it's funny. Somebody keeps. Going I. Feel like people just come for the fun now. Just for the personality, checking your top like handful of videos and three out of six of them are the trends you're leaving behind in the new year. So that's like a recurring. Episode that you do? So what's a twenty twenty trend? You already know you're going to be leaving behind in twenty twenty one as far as beauty goes. ooh, that's a good question. I mean I say, goodbye toenails ear. PEDICURE and like five. So bad. So that in there to my big toe. Nail. Growing, back I agree I haven't had a pedicure in like six, Oh, my pedicures marshy leaving. I I mean I feel like honestly, I do feel like for me at least and not even just because of the pandemic I actually really did say goodbye to nail slogs. I. Don't even go to songs anymore especially right now like the germs and just the. and. I'm a licensed I. was all this. So I see. A lot sometimes more than I. Wish I could and I'm just like you're really going to drop that tool and not sanitize it and reused again. Okay. 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We'll link to the offer in our show notes on our blog, use the code beauty at sign up and get the visit free to get started. Go to APOSTROPHE DOT COM and click begin visit and now back to today's guests So. That's what's happening in content creator world. Now, let's talk about beauty business stuff. There's been so much going on in the past couple of years especially with diversity in the industry, and I feel like you know it started with like forty shades, and now it's really morphed into the conversation that you've been a big part of with pull up for change. You were really vocal about this early on, and I know some people that you started at. I saw I watched your video that we're you sort of clarified about Sharon shooter by tell US Lake. You know in a nutshell wet thoughts about why you got involved and why you wanted to speak on this. Well, first of all I. Love Sharon she is incredibly resourceful. She knows a ton about the industry and she's also just a box like I, just really admire her and all that. She does. So when she initially presented the Hashtag looper change. Initiative I should say, basically, she wanted branch to put their money where their mouth is like it's not enough to just say, yeah, black lives matter. What does that actually look like and I feel like especially being? American like we oftentimes don't address a lot of be very secretive and like. Like covert racism that we deal with and so. Like color change was literally away to spotlight that and you know put back. On Front Street so that we can start confronting the Browns who save a support black labs, but don't actually do it in the corporate world in their hiring practices in you know in their hey, like like how they promote their employees like there's so many different ways that we can start actually showing how black lives matter and you know Bat Bat Initiative was away to confront that. So the reason why I was so vocal about in the beginning is one because I think it was incredible like Like I, feel like that's the work that needed to be done and I kind of feel like for most people, it was like what we were thinking anyway, it's like like I can. I can only imagine how many people saw some of those black squares on their grids on instagram when out today was going on and how many of those people sought that coming from someone who may be said racial epithets them in the past forming fired them for having natural hair. You know what? I mean. mean. So when you see stuff like that in your life, black lives matter now like. So I think that was the most excellent response to that because it allowed us to literally be like, okay. Put your money where your mouth is like, how do black lives matter and how you implement that I think we should. It was really great and I. Think it was also really cool. It's the how was like Kinda like became like a domino effect because not only were beauty beat like companies. Companies doing this and participating it turned into like fashion. I felt like restaurants doing it. I was like wow, Sharon room frigging did that like it went viral viral like global and I was kidding you know text messages from people, Bat? We're like not really in agreement with it and I was just like I mean I. Don't know what you want me to say. But like if you feel some type way about being held accountable, you might be part of the problem talk about effecting change. Your personal take on. Do you think it has affected change I? Think in the long run? Possibly, I, think we definitely saw a lot of immediate changes. So my way to participate in that is I posted something on twitter basically saying, Hey, if you were trying to get into the BBC World and you WanNa, get hired, please drop me your resume email. Email, it's set up a completely separate email account resume related stuff and I send email me here semi resume and I will. You know like I know allowing speedy breads. Personally, I'll just resolve myself and you know try to at least make the connection put in a good word for you and I'm done it before select I wouldn't mind doing this again. We don't like two hundred resumes. So I was just like Whoa Wow, and yeah, we immediately like immediate within a week of me doing that. I, definitely saw some people that were reaching out I saw some people that were getting interviews by some of these companies are. Directly. like Sunday Riley just email like nurse said Hey I. Don't think I have a contact with the guys, but you know a follower of mine wants to get a job and she told me she applied and you know what can I do the? If anything and she said Yeah I would love to and literally email them and the group are hired and Auburn's watch what I'm doing. That's what I'm definitely, very hyper aware of because I also realized some of the company that I didn't even actually personally reach out. You were hiring people based on my twitter like they were just going through thread reaching out to them. Directly I did another one I was talking about. Oh. If you're a publicist in the in the, you're in the UK and drop your Info below and I know from fact, people definitely saw that and brands saw that because people were telling me like a opportunities off of that. They would everyone tagged me in that thread. So and I'm not to say that I was the single handed person who you know helping inspired by, but I am saying for me directly. That was one of the few examples that I did see of some. Some immediate change now whether or not, this is consistent in person than I'll ever know, I don't know. But you know what I feel like. The work that we're trying to do now is being done and I can only imagine the stuff that Sharon has done because she is so connected behind the scenes with a lot, a lot of these brands as well. So I'm I'm sure there's definitely more needle moving that she you know has personally contributed to absolutely, but you know as with. With anything things you know you used to I think only time will tell, yeah and I think it's interesting what Aurora James was doing with the fifteen percent pledge. I believe Sephora signed up for that. So it's just getting these brands in front of more people because it's. It's like why not? Why? Why can't there be more black owned brands at places like Sephora ULTA target. So I think that that's huge as well when they're making commitment in public to have that follow through. Absolutely. Absolutely, yeah. Wow. Are there any brands that you've that you think are doing a good job of being an ally right now like I definitely try to make that very clear like in some of the content that I create, but here's the thing though like personally for me and this is probably going to be controversial I. don't believe in giving cookies for being a good ally like I don't even know what that means like I just feel like that's something that you should be doing. Like. That's just something that you should be doing. It's like when people thank me for doing the work that do I don't feel like I need to be thanked. I. Feel like we should collectively. Be. Advocating for the same things like, yeah. There's some people that I'm like. All right. I see what you're doing, and I'm definitely proud and you know I appreciate it. But at the same time, sometimes, you also have to really be careful because when people get too complacent or when you make them, feel like they're doing good job, they get comfortable and sometimes they take that for granted. So I don't necessarily think. It's productive to give like allied cooking's. To people vary like there have definitely there are there have definitely been times in my content where I've said Hey I'm going to use the France because I feel like they're doing better. I feel like I've seen improvements I honestly can't say what a perfect ally looks like I. Don't know because. Maybe a part of me is always going to be skeptical. Maybe a part of me is always going to be cautious but. Yeah I mean I? Guess. That's a nashes being black in America. That's just the best bashes the best way that I can put it. Honestly. and. So now you're a brand founder yourself with forever mood. For spread ever. Has. It all been going? So it's been hectic chaotic scary on a really exciting though mainly, really exciting like. Especially when you have something and you can't talk about it, and my job is to little brought stuff removing. It's just like Dining inside and I'm so glad that people finally know about it and they know what it is and it's out there in the world. Now, because this was like a couple years in the making, it was something that we initially started a twenty thousand. And then when we did start, it was like not really picking up trash and we had started working with the manufacturer and which is really great. They manufacture they already have their own brand at their own in house candle brand and they make really good candles, but the ones that I was trying to curate like. It just wasn't really what I was looking for at the time. So we had been working on it for about six months, and then we started to put it on hold. Fast forward. So year me and my fiancee, we're doing this partners. We're doing this together. We started talking about. You know what it would look like look like possibly we started against so and then the pandemic it. Like. Oh, that we now we really need to get a pop in because I. Don't know about you guys, but I burn candles like every thirty seconds like every. Day I like every damn breakthrough new candle I. Mean, they're not bad. They don't burn that quick. But I moved and I, I, really do spend a lot of my time relaxing studying reading editing while I'm burden cannibals. So here we are. Yeah, makes sense. So who did you call up to go? Hey, how do we do this? How do I start a beauty brand? Did you have like someone you relied on that? You've trusted for that. Yes. Okay. So I am. So I am working on the make thing I mean everybody knows no secret on on a completely different side? No, which will be independent from the candle lifestyle brand that we have now forever mood. So we started working on the makeup lights like years and years making, and ironically the first person who is not ironic at all because I love him. But Jared Blandino was like you need you need connections like you. WanNa. Work with the slab. He was like done and he was like they don't really work with people like a mess, their bed or recommended. So he has been like Super Helpful, and Mike I. I'm really grateful for that because anytime I need help with anything. Anything honey contracts like negotiations, rates for things and also pantograph. Same exact thing I love her, and she is just so supportive. Helpful like she literally told me to walk away from things like don't that. Don't find that and yeah, I would say between PAT and jared, they've been the most mentor like insurance as well. Actually, she gives me a lot of really really great advice. They been the most mentor like figures for me with makeup the candles. However, we had literally no one. We one. Everything literally like just by happenstance and you know just by asking around, but it wasn't like Oh like, yeah, I have this plug here, Ray I know someone who I think someone. Let me ask you know it was kind of like that. I had I. don't know anybody that creates Kendall. So we pretty much had to like trial and error signed on our own. The descriptions are so funny and I do need to ask you where any of them or are. You ever tempted to call any of them like old flame like after old boyfriend or anything like that wasn't. But I like it now, you might have done. It. So Ami to your list of mentors so that we got Pat McGrath. Jill, done. So, we gotta talk about some beauty stock, obviously, beauty queens. So let's start with skin care. What's your number one? All Time? Favourite skincare product. Hashtag. Nah. Paid. Okay. Zach to be one though. We'll take three leaning one you threes. Jer All, right. All right. Okay. So acolytes, answer. is specific to me as a dark skinned woman because it has no unique needs for skin care. I. Everybody. Needs a retinol a good retinol. But especially, if we have their skin just to help with the evening of the complexion and to help with like scars and dark marks, read Naw has been Mike a game changer for me. So the one that I use is actually one of my institution makes and her line is called guy that has a globe. It's incredible I feel like it's Shang enough with gentle enough. It's like somewhere right in the middle. It's like life changing and then. because. I love expedience and no. You don't obviously use these together because that would be corbeil tree, your skin I'm GonNa say the Dome Logica daily Microphone Elliott and yes, I do work with them. This is not a paid placement though I genuinely actually really really love product. It's my favorite exfoliating physical and chemical exploiting it, but once I learned the differences between the two I was like it makes sense now because physical. Don't really do much for me. So like I said, it is both, but that chemical like that, you know the asked working in it. Just It literally changed my life. So I'M GONNA. Say. I'm GONNA, say those two product and I do a good highly roenick acid. So that's another bonus. Yeah. Do you have a favorite? Will my ESA Titian makes my favorite highly rhonette acid zoo. So guided quotes. It's like a copper likes had tied. Don't ask me with I mean. She just said the copper like. Yes it, I guess. So as really really good how it Sunscreen I do love Sunscreen I love a couple home I just recently started trying from bolden ub in their blackened skin skincare brand. It's actually really good. It feels like a nice moisture balancing having all right now, it's like really moisture balancing. It's sheer on skin, the bioscience, the new they just came out with and I also like the German logical one because they have the slightest little sparkling glowing it. It gives you a nice healthy gene. Attacked or? Bass the premeditated. I'm wearing that one. Doesn't have. You like. It has it has readings. Slight. Is it just me out? Kind of? It's? It's like when a little drier use that one? Yeah I'm a little on the dry side. I like that one because it feels kind of like a daily Moisturizer, dockery greed and that and the new bioscience one is so good to the mineral. One feels like daily moisturizer. Exactly. What about your hair care routine? What products do you love to us and why? So, it depends on what hair we talking 'cause I love WIG. And I go back and forth between weeks and my match, your hair. I've also been doing a lot of protective styles now that we're in quarantine. So from my natural hair, I use a lot of curls, best name, the brains, curls, they have this Kashmir and caviar line. God is smell. It honestly smells like the insurance to the gates of Heaven Bachelor. Match. I believe. So the gates of having smell is like our line is not so good. and. It's really hydrating amazing for moisture retention if you have like In hair but have really dense hair. So it's like if the product is to west rising it away my hair down, if it's not always raising enough, it'll be really dry. So I find the perfect balance and it smells incredible. I do use a lot different cynical as my hair, but I feel like I'm the most. Loyal to probably curls. The main choice, also reluctant mean choice and stuff slow. You really good I just recently started using Camille rose naturals. Oh, their stuff smells really good too. Yeah and yeah, for my weeks. I mean every girl uses gotta be anything from gotTA. Be Wigs back the really on yes. Oh yes, I. Be Woke up one day and their stock prices probably surged because everybody started using their free spray for wings and. Now. That's why literally all we use. Are you talking about like the old school like G. O. T. Jazz? God. Guiding. Everything wig girl is isn't every week girls cabinet. Told spray and that Yellow Gel that they have the freeze, Jonah what the Joe how, but yes. But the from like eight or something. Okay. Love and. We have so many questions. Let's keep going a drugstore by they've Hashtag, not paid drugstore by that. You have like you gotTa have dollar maker for for makeup for makeup Say better glosses. They're really hydrating they come in like every color ever invented a smell good. Yeah. Yeah. I, really, what's the number one tip they ask you for their like Jackie I'm dealing with this. Can you help me or what product? Product. Should I buy like what advice for makeup or beauty do you give the most? My best have number one for shape matching his always do it on the center of the chest, do not shade match on your hand, do not shade match on your wrist. Don't even shave match on your job or you cheat on your face on your police, do not match on your neck that is canceled I always say. Do it right at the center rich us because you want your face to match your body and I face is like like especially when you have darker skin like most of us, tend to have. A bunch of different complexions in our face. So it tends to be a little bit darker around the hairline in the perimeter sometimes around the jaw line like myself. I. Have Hyper pigmentation. They're definitely a little brighter like towards the center of the face. So if I were to match on my face, it would just be really complicated. Stick to the center of the chest. You want like almost always get a perfect match and I always say like if you're chess is a little lighter you can do is you can overcompensate by like highlighting with concealed. You know that's why use different colors and shade, and we highlight because WANNA make up for the dimensions face in our body too. So we can always do that. I love that about your videos, you have such a good understanding of like color theory and undertone, and even I was laughing on your instagram stories the other day when you put up that dior bag and you're like guys what color is this and pretty much everybody said the wrong color and you're like, no. No. You guys. It was. It was actually Greg Yeah. Thought it was great. Back. There were so many people that was like I. See Green in that bag, and I was like, thank you I. See Green in the bag to our Tangalle apparently in person and actually looks like that Oh. Okay. Okay. Well, you should buy it anyway what? Was I thought? It was like you did I thought it was like sage green. Exactly's Mrs Yellow Yellow Blue. Twenty twenty. Will. Let's get your top tip on how to make your makeup last all day, and then we're GonNa do a quick round to rap fire. So how did your makeup to last all day? So my number one tip is definitely applying like a royal controlling primer, not not necessarily matter buying nat necessarily matter. 'cause I've learned when you fight the oil in your skin. Skin, it actually makes you more earlier. So you something that's more oil balancing. Were you know like hydrating, right? Not Do hydrating and then my number wine. Jackie, Aina like pretty much staple at this point is I always put a translucent powder over my primer I set my primer booked before I'd do counties. Wow, i. saw you do that and I was like what? Never seen that in my life controversial. But you know what it works like it just keeps its shoots because. Me I don't know. She goes remember back in the day like people used to blots before they would apply foundation to your. Yeah. So to me that kind of the equivalent, but it makes it even more sturdy. There's there's actually like a lot of other things that I do for longer ability. I believe it's not just one one off tip I. Think it's a whole technique to wear like I will spray the brush, my foundation brush with the setting powder and the foundation, and then all apply instead of like setting as the final step that makes aches, there's a couple of different things. Yeah. Just like one of the few things that I do. MAZING. So. Many. have it. We're GONNA, move onto the rapid fire because you know you gotta go. So who's your favorite person or account to follow on instagram right now, that might not be at the top of everyone's algorithm yet. You know what? I love me Lee on on instagram. She's everything and she just reset a baby like a couple of years ago. She's fine. She's always posted up in her Q. Wig. She owns a hair salon. She makes wigs well and Yeah I. Love Her doing sweet. Okay. Okay. Cool. We're GONNA Rianne link to that on our blog. See guys can find her to which your favorite. Filter and why? Okay. So I am a Weirdo and I just started using filters like six months ago. So I don't know the name, but is definitely probably one that doesn't make me look asking because I, don't know why these people make these filters make black people look ashy, but they make everybody else look Tannen Q.. Black people look purple and gray. No. Thank you. But there's one to pull it up the name. Yeah Yeah. This is this is the thing. Yeah, we need. Some people are going want to kind of thing diversity at instagram. Okay. So one of them is called. This one is called. Donald Ashi okay, this one is called. Coconut cream. That's a really key you like it's one that like mutes all the colors out and makes it. Can cleaning, but it's called coconut cream. You know they're going to ask you to make your own filter now. Right? INSTAGRAM'S GONNA. Come calling. There's nothing I would love more you need. You need the forever mood. Filter Thou. On instagram is on our Horta, absolutely. Absolutely. So what's something that always makes you laugh pronged by fiance because of his exit like accidents aren't funny. It's just it's just funny and when he says things and sometimes we have a little bit of a language barrier because like he's British and his slang is completely different. So we say here yet he says. Yeah my fiance came out. He always makes me laugh you. My best friend of the entire will he's hilarious. Very silly yet. Lovett bloody hell is always saying not. The British, the British have so many funny. Cheeky. Sang's I. Know Arias what is something that makes you uncomfortable probably most men better like hitting on me or flirting with me when it's unwarranted. I'd I'd probably say uninvited flirting when someone's doing the whole like you're. You're you're and you see like the globe like their pupils start to dilate when they find out youtuber life I'm meeting someone for the first time that makes me uncomfortable to because then I'm Oh, great. Now. Now, I stand out. Thanks Lou Long. Can we change subject? please. Look I. I just wanted I. Just wanted to a tic TAC like I just came here for bomb sir. Your. Resume and. What, something doesn't have to be beauty related that you are currently completely obsessed with, and you haven't had a chance to recommend yet. Do, well, it's not be related, but probably my Nintendo switch because I'm obsessed with animal crossing right now. Oh, you are I am am I island is five I. I. Oh, yeah, I've been I've been obsessed my slip fine. It's funny. The things we got up sauce within quite. Indescribable. That's a word. I haven't online scrabble gamble online God school. The APP. The APP, there's a scrabble APP imus. I. I'm on it all day. It's terrible. What's your most unpopular opinion? Can. Make. antle tiny. By most unpopular opinion I feel like when it comes to be me. A lot of people brag about being self taught. Like a makeup artist and I mean, that's something to be proud of, but I don't think that necessarily like puts you ahead or I don't think that necessarily like sets you apart in a way because like most of us didn't go to school either I, don't think that's necessarily like. A. Badge of honor? It's Parkinson's I guess that's why it's unpopular. because. I went there. But. I don't really wrong with thing. But I see that a lot like why don't people in clarifying that they want taught like none of us were and what's your next goal career? Wise. We know forever mood is going to be expanding. We hear that and what else is happening Frio. So. Forever, mood is a lifestyle brand and be candles are our hero product, but it's not going to be the only thing we carry. So early in the near future and any long-term I, definitely see US getting into traditional fragrances, my first original love, and I would look just expand more in the lifestyle category of products just basically, that will just make life easier for anyone. You know like being that. No self care related things that are just like, wow, this is really helpful right now, this is really being. Being in so yeah, I, definitely. Expanding the lifestyle category products. Are you gonNA get a sick air freshener for your new sick ride like a forever mood car freshener? I would love I. Actually. I was actually so bad that when I turned my other car because I did it trade in and it had all my old car fragrances not forgotten the switch you new car to the switch. You take out all the registry of the paperwork, the stuff in the trunk, I took out everything, but my car prisoners. It's going to. Get a new, get a new forever mood when I can picture the candle like flatten. So it's One D. I love that. Honestly. Live to have my in my car absolutely, if I can burn candles in my car, I would. I put it. Right. PUT, a couple. The couple that's amazing. Don't take. Jackie. Thank you so much. We're so excited for you. We can't wait to smell the candles I. think they're going to be on their way to US soon and Can't wait to see what's next. We really appreciate your time to. Having me, of course. Thanks for listening. You can find details on every product mentioned in today's episode along with our exclusive promo codes on blogs at breaking PODCAST DOT com. While you're there, be sure to sign up for our newsletter. Every episode will be delivered directly to your inbox. So you won't miss a single thing and get social with us. 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Mason and Ireland [HR 1]

Mason & Ireland

35:30 min | 10 months ago

Mason and Ireland [HR 1]

"All right a lot going on including sportscenter. We all are mark. Hey it's a counter programming now to choose. Do you want us or do you want wildcard. Friday actually programming right now. We only we've made you choose. I would say Brian. That was not my favorite Christmas of intro because he he always shouts me out. You know. We're friends he likes me. I don't feel like he's into you. Did you feel like Christmas was into Brian. No there was no the hype comfortable with that like the way. Brian likes it when he talks about. Mace hypes Mace Up. When he talks about Johnny hype? Like I didn't get any for you John. He doesn't. He goes John's here. That's right here. Yeah so figure this out is Chris. Is Chris Anti Brian. Like he was advocating for me to be on more. And not you hear that at this point. I think Chris is Promo. And that's it. But not an anthony ambivalent ambivalent. Brian is ambivalent is probably a little bit too nice like probably in a little. Lower Your House your Ego Dylan. I'm still here man here. Okay about it people have been ambivalent or worse about my or you know in many corners of the world for a long time. Who still here got two thumbs? This guy yeah still here like should be part of your twitter bio what's still still here still here. Yep Yep Happy New Year everybody thank you the Did you hear Anything Fun News. I I took the kids out for a bike. Ride on New Year's Eve Day got it. We got back home and I fell asleep in my bike riding clothes which I should know do not include like the the pants with like competitor including SPANDEX. And whatever just sweatpants. The point being didn't go really go anywhere and not only do we not go anywhere. I was actually actually so tired that we played some some games. We have a lot of little card games and stuff play with kids We were GONNA play round of games too little break. Come Back Doc. Plays another round. I fell asleep between the game area. Thirty the living room. Yeah and That apparently meant meant that the rest of game night was canceled. Yep so I woke up about one of the morning. near-unanimous happened as I guess it's twenty twenty. Yeah it's do this. What about you mom? And how so. How long is the statute of limitations limitations on saying happy New Year last day? We'll know soon as last night because yesterday is really like New Year's Day so people are off doing new year's Day thinks thinks they're like at bowl games or watch you know whatever and then this is kind of the first day back either back at work or like rejoining the world after the holiday correct right. So what if somebody that you haven't seen for a week. Can you still say happy new year or so or is it only the second day. Yeah but you're pushing it pushing. It's too far when you see John and maze like you should definitely happy the new year. We haven't seen him for a month while I've seen him on instagram. And that's it. Those are really good pictures but but yeah so. I actually went out Brian. I had it out of Momo experience. I went to some party with my relatives. who were like into going out? And my mom mom watched Daniel and like Nevin state was like. I'm not doing that and like one of us. Had to get up early with the baby so he volunteered for that duty. Not as a way of getting out of having to go out to a club so we went out to a club and it was really fun but the DJ just totally missed the whole countdown. Like I was looking at my phone going like hey is it midnight yet and look at twelve fifty nine we just blew is eleven fifteen blew right past midnight with no countdown and then like a miniature later he was like okay. Everybody twenty twenty s coming. I'm like dude. You just missed that and everybody in the club just kind of went with it. We just did a fake countdown. Isn't that the whole point of New Year's literally the whole point everything else means nothing. The ten seconds is all that matters it like once the ten seconds happen should be fired. Yeah that's a fumble that's A. That's there was like enough people at the party. who were Kinda like in this state? I'll say what doing molly like what I don't know. It seemed that way to the kids. Still Call it moly now. So there is sort of. I don't think they do Various sorts of embellishing substances Nice. Is that a good way to put it. Yeah that's one way to experience enhancing substances. Give her a hug. Yeah something like that. So I was like men. I don't do things like this kind of fun and like people recognize me and I said Nope. Now that's not media. Nevin was how he was asleep and we that was new year's jam. But I feel like I get some plus. I'm like cool. Oh crap for going out like last year we were actually loved that I've reached an age and appoint my life. I don't have to pretend that I care about going on okay. I would thought I had reset stage and then I had to rally. The baby was a little sick so we we can't somewhere plans for like I wasn't going to go anywhere I don't know I hate driving being out on New Year's because he sound fun even if you take an uber dog you WanNa go out tonight tonight. You won't go out Yvonne Man near because it's it's a holiday for idiots yes that's true and so even if your responsible you take an Uber Ugo lift whatever the person who runs into your Uber. That doesn't mean charge getting on new years to learn that firsthand very hard in the surge pricing extra surge precis and. It's like three times going up starting at about ten ten PM. They make their money. Yeah you know yeah. I don't blame him and they're working on news but yeah I mean for them they might as well make some extra money. New Years has always been a stupid overrated holiday. Where we're like price gouged on everything? The only thing that's fun it's like if you're one of your friends or as you go to a friend's place better I do that. I think you make dinner. And then the Lakers got up and played the sons the next day. I thought that was a pretty good transition. It was back to sports right Yeah they they won the game and they won by a lot. The first three quarters were great. They're obliged to fifty two thousand two third quarter bad and that's when I switched over running out because I was like. Oh they're up by thirty. Stop Watching yes. So the Lakers made eleven of their first twelve shots in this game and hand off of that missed the Lakers retrieved the offensive rebound in jail McGee flipped at the Danny Green who dunked. Yeah so that point off of the only remiss that they had for their first thirteen shots They got they got another bucket so they were dominant dominant early. They finished the first quarter of forty. Three to seventeen seventeen They finished the first half up so forty three seventeen. Somebody else can do the math. They added seven points to that going into the second half third quarter. They got a little lazy a little loose. I think you could say and Phoenix thirty eight on the Lakers. And what this turned into Frank Vogel said after the game that he played Lebron. James and Anthony Davis throughout the third quarter played all twelve minutes with the idea that neither one of those guys would need to play in the forth was finished the The third quarter with a twenty two point lead. I believe it was which ought to be enough. Yeah you'd you'd think Ramona. That would be enough to comfortably. Allow like Lebron should have been able to do what he did in Utah and sign a pair of shoes and give them into a little ragamuffin game with eight or nine minutes. Signed those Schuster way. Lebron's bear for camp. Put Him back in the Game Ramona. He's got no shoes Lebron he's GonNa stay ready and it was important that he did. Because the the Lakers actually allowed this game to get back into single digits as close as seven with two minutes. It's left both Lebron and ad had to come back in and play and what that meant. Is that Lebron finishes game. Where the Lakers were up by? Eleven billion Over the course of it having played thirty eight minutes eighty plays thirty eight minutes. Yeah and the other win. It's like but that shouldn't have happened now and when you're the guys on the team who allowed that to happen you know it to like you know like we really failed. We really couldn't get it going and I actually. She thinks the the fallout from that. We'll we'll tell us a lot. which is if you feel bad about that if you're if you're one of those guys who let that lead slip and made Lebron? Anthony Davis that MOM and dad come in and have to rescue this. Do you feel embarrassed about that. Do you feel bad enough about that to let that never happen again or is this going to become a theme. I don't know Ramona if they even get a vote in that and I'll explain why next. Brian Ramona Shelburne in for the guys. ESPN there's an island show ESPN La. Brian Ramona Shelburne filling in for John. Steve both of whom will be back on Monday. Johnny back tomorrow. John Works holidays. Today's Friday how well I mean. It still counts. Judges works like when John Were New Year's is on a Wednesday then Thursday and Friday. We're still kind of like considered the holiday week. I think yeah no trying to reach a lot of people. All of whom are still out of their offices. The offices are closed. No you can't expect to get return earn calls. No business really gets done. Yeah no until next week So Ramona Lakers win one seventeen one. Seven last night in Phoenix doesn't seem like a big deal although they didn't associate right I'm sorry against Phoenix at Staples Center seems like you know ten point win the NBA Nice They didn't cover just goes to show you how much people think the Lakers should've beaten the suns by but also the big issue here is that the Lakers blew a gigantically. They're up by thirty six at one point and had to put Lebron James and Anthony Davis both back into this game so a game that they should've played thirty minutes they play thirty eight. There are so many things that ah come out of this discussion. Yep there is the question of what it does to Lebron to you. Know if you have eight more of these games ten more these games where you can't give him enough rest or whatever might be or you opportunity. What does that does that? Take anything away from him in the playoffs when you need them to be Super Lebron playing forty two minutes a night. Like how much does that matter. There's that there's the question of cow Kuzina like isn't preserving twenty two point lead with all these guys off four four like. Is that one of the things that you would think. Kouzmouk is therefore yeah to be able to score enough. I don't even know who that was last night. Though I mean he dyed his hair. It was like this weird eminem looks golden like it was living with his hair this year. It was a platinum look. This was more like remember in. Game Ame of thrones when like the bachelor brother had the gold poured off of his head. Looks like paint. It looked like something went wrong right like it looked like take a different idea of what was going to have and or like like. Maybe he's transitioning like you have to go like when I know when women dye their hair. You have to go if you WANNA go Brunette redhead. You can do it but if you WANNA go Brunette to blonde you have to have like an intermediate stage. We kind of looked like that. Like Pernet Blah brunettes red and then read blonde. Because you can't just go all the way. Nineteen points at least got rid of the the weird V. Shape. He's got a lock on there. If View Justice here this point just let the DI come out and make it like your hair color. And we're going to go. Yeah so coups had nineteen points but it was five fifteen from floor. Only three of ten from three point. Zero and in the fourth quarter wasn't a dominant force to help the Lakers build this twin again. Twenty two points going into the fourth and you know he he had a couple of free throws and that was basically it until the big guys is came back onto the floor and I'm looking at these scored again after those free throws so he had two points of the top of the of the fourth quarter and didn't score after that. And so you know and I know we spend an awful lot of time talking about Kyle Kuzma but at the same time. He put himself out there as I am going to be. I can carry that load but I can be and so like this is when you need him as the only guy left on the roster who is kind of built to be a score in that not supposed to be Lou Williams like the way that Lou Williams keeps the clippers and games no matter WHO's out there for them whether load managing or Paul's sitting out. Whatever it is like like Lou Lou Williams keeps them in games and doesn't let things like that happen? Coups you east. He needs to come out in that fourth quarter and score eight points in the order order and hit a couple of buckets. So that the Lakers stay up anywhere between twenty two and eight fifteen up until last night. Yeah I mean in the last week better but then he had a four point game. It's like it's still not there because of that. The Lakers are awful. When Lebron doesn't play like awful like eleven or twelve points worse when he'd onions? The offense craters in the defenses worse and to some degree. That doesn't matter because in the playoffs Lebron's not going to be on the bench very much but ah against good teams the five minutes a game where he doesn't play or the former game he doesn't play. Whatever it is that could be enough to turn a game or a series where the Lakers just can't compete with him out there? The splitter awful. I think they're going to have to do something and coups knows that he has to show out like he has to be this guy and ESA carry this load. And if he doesn't like they they will find someone who can and whether that means he's the guy to go because he's probably the most tradeable asset that they have have I I think he knows what he's up against. I really do think that he understands what's at stake here. And it's a lot on him but there's a reason why they kept him like a all the a young guys. He's the one who was not included in Davis Trade. That's one of them but he good. They believe they believe in him. They believe he has the character to hang with. Lebron and beyond a Lebron not everybody can play with Lebron like who has the confidence who is not going to be. You know threatened by that or thrown off by that like I think coups embrace that spotlight think he thrives in the spotlight and I think they felt like he's a guy that could build around but and they fought to keep him out of that trade and there was a they but but you know they fought for you now. He has to show out and I understand. He's been hurt. Residents the thing is I like be sympathetic. The like not Pylon Wailing Wailing you. These are real things missed. All of training camp is a re athletes always suffer when they don't get training camp and then he got he's gotten her two or three times inside but you know what staying on the floor is part of the GIG and he's struggle with that. In his first two seasons two and a plot was put on him in terms of being this guy and he hasn't been at some point like you say it's gotTa Change Nineteen Against Phoenix on five fifteen zero grow in the Dallas game zero You know that was following the good Portland game and and the good game against the clippers and I. I think that a lot of people have a lot of people. I have made something about the instagram thing with him. And his trainer. Right In case you missed that over your New Year's holiday Coco's was trainers. He was clint parks. Put Up some instagram post story. Right Greg was a story not just a post and it was basically like saying like y dominated the second half against Lebron and like you know it was it was very pro qui- with a little bit of smoke thrown at Lebron right like it wasn't like trying to really trash him. It was just like Kawhi one that one and I don't think that would've been story in and of itself but then there was also a concurrent with a tweeter instagram post. There's a tweet from coups. That was like something. Call Call you if you call a spate of spayed right which coups does tweet out random things all the time and he said it wasn't related but then he deleted it. Yeah because people bore like whoa related but you delete it because it was related. Or because it look and I've deleted tweets before and most most of the time it's because I walked into something that I wasn't trying to walk into it was like I missed a word or I said something and it didn't seem like I was try- I wasn't trying to say something but it seemed like I was saying something. Does that make sense and mow very rarely. Are you actually like that was a really stupid opinion. I had right like the or like you say something and regret it and then delete it like most of the time when you delete it. It's because you made a mistake and things blew up on you in a way that you didn't realize I I I want to believe him. I don't know if I do. But regardless it was a little I would say it was a genuine kerfuffle. Would you say that like well. It's not it's not the tweet from cruises trainer that matters. It's the coups reply and like Lebron basically took his word for it was like you know it's we're fine. And then he did the south he did. The equivalent of a southern bless his heart for the for the trainer. When he said I wish him the best he totally does not? But here's the back. The Clinton was coined Leonard's trainer for the past like when he was in high school and college like he knows how I really. Well they're tight. He's is always rapid for him on social media if you follow him on twitter or instagram. That's why his opinion is irrelevant. This it's real interesting. Feel like he was trying to like come after Lebron it was more or like show that like why was growing by the way. Clint parks didn't tweet the next day when I was six or twenty four. My initial reaction was very similar to The scene in Godfather partout cat where Michael Corleone on finds out that Frito was in fact the one that betrayed him and he got his. How shot up and all that and he looks at the Family Hitman and he says I don't want anything to happen to him while our mother is still alive? That's right I feel like as soon soon as I don't know who mom is in this situation. And as soon as she dies cow crews could find himself in Orlando. Yeah and the reason I bring this all up up is I think that this is part of why it is hard for the rest of the guys on the team because the power dynamic here and because of this idea of you. It's not just about playing well and winning. You also have to make sure you stay on the right side of the Lebron and you have to make sure that when you're action. Start to bring him down. Anthony Davis down. Whatever it is there are other find yourselves? It's taken out for a fishing trip outside. Lake Tahoe and things. Get real ugly after that All this Laker talker. Mona brought to you by alignment healthcare. Changing health care one person. At a time that's supporting cassidy talked about. Raimondo failed miserably in the fourth quarter In part because because the Lakers backward is really problematic. Some news on that front that might be. I don't WanNa say could swing the championship this year but it could swing the championship this year. We'll talk about the next. Brian Ramona Shelburne. ESPN elect so much of the NBA. World talking today about David Stern Who passed passed away last night at the age of seventy seven We will have Howard back on at four thirty so about an hour from now wrote a great feature today on bleacher report. What about his time in relationship with David Stern former NBA commissioner so our back? Four thirty We'll talk a little bit about. Just how important David concern is for the game that we all love today But joining us right now. A person who I've been told has eight. Count them eight Suzano shows in the month of January that will therefore probably be taking February off just so tired. It's two eight as George Sodano host of these sodano show. Hey how you doing man. I'm good. How are you guys? Happy New Year. What's the what's the name of your branded segment on sportscenter? Every week show called can you can you. Can you feel me a little more now. Are you feel yes neil evert. It's actually knew. How are you feeling by brand that segment? Yes it's an and you have like your your picture and everything promoted. There's like promoted George. Sodano content number is stunned that I fooled people into believing. That's a good thing thing but your name. Now let me tell you something. The interest rates with bated breath every week for George PSEUDOMONAS power rankings. All twenty two week where weaker you on every week days a week. I don't know what date is. It feels like a Monday yesterday. I like a Sunday. We were all sitting in the last night. Going feels like Sunday when I saw like tug of I Lewis said all announce on day tomorrow. Oh No it's Thursday. Tomorrow I have not had any idea of what day of the week is for like maybe twenty years so this is just became last two weeks specifically. Typically I would mention Greg Afghanistan right like I think that plays a role in this too. Yeah I don't know a date is anymore. Yeah ever ever. Today's date is now. Because you're a big advocate taping or do you have like a do bigwigs every bigwig office. I've ever been in has one of those monster calendars where you can write a lot of things. Do you have a monster calendar I had one and I was GONNA use it and I said. Do you know what this is just a little bit too weird. I gotTA take it down. I got I think the whiteboard too much. I think he's good like two weeks. It's three weeks from now what you need to have. All the pins in the thing with string connecting them. So you look like you know what it was the Knicks dictate your nickname on the show on Ireland sausage. Now can we just now switched like Corporate Greg Yeah Pantsuit Sausa- awesome sausage slacks. These corporate. Greg Now oh ooh pants it. I'll take it though. Go pantsuit suit fits for for Amanda for a woman to wreck. Yeah the suit. The suit zoo was that an entourage I think. Didn't they call them. Like army. Sound like the person who used to stand up in dealer. No deal the top so greg the suit or just the suit this. I don't make up the nickname with the otter. Yeah I'm not like Sasha did not aww did look like an outer there was out and I love Dan but he did lay also had unease and nail down. He had a really interesting habit for lunch. He would he would take wasters offers end either absolutely me too shocking. But he would just pound rocks until they are wrestling nicely too. I I've noticed that the I'm just dressing like an adult. I think tales is a lot for an afternoon show. But that's okay this. This is the time for the top wasn't necessarily do you need a monocle is that is that a demonic fits everything another one Mason Ireland. Get back we have to. We have to run these these. These ideas names out grade. I surely part of the the promotion. They're going crazy and I'm not going to have a say over it. Yeah that's right I I will defend you. How about that? I Love Your Voice. I can't wait. Thanks George I will be your voice I will help you then. I'm all for it. Hey listen nobody promoted showtime forum more than I love of God. I don't you know he doesn't do that. This associated we. I don't WanNa you know I like I can buy. You can buy markets for sale market price for everything so so So all right so the Lakers. Last night they blow this lead. I turned me to Ramona. Said said they played a great three-quarters no it didn't really just say just to I. I turned it off and halftime. What many people watching the DELOREAN? Oh yeah that's good. Yeah the last episode. Don't say anything I've only seen a few Iota though one and so like like I turned it off like I I figure and I started seeing tweets like some assorted tweets. I go the Lakers leaders down to sixteen and all so and so's coming back in the game and they got this like seven like sixteen. Okay let's not. Let's let's not panic people. They have the more existential question. This is how I read this. Okay I you think and this is why I want you to weigh in because you covered him in Miami but when you play with the player the caliber of Lebron James. It's not so much that you're afraid of him. It's that you really respect him. And when he's doing everything and he's great and he needs. You finally built a lead and he can come out of the game. If you don't perform it's like you're letting in your dad no question it is. It's not the it's when your parents tell you I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. That's actually what I think you're scared of Kobe's like I'm going to destroy and practice tomorrow and not speak to you for three weeks. Listen listen to because I asked. I asked Lebron after the game. Like how much is it because like we sit there and talk about every every extra minute. Lebron gets makes him four percent better in the playoffs. And we we sit there all matters but I mean I mean. He's the Broncos ask him. How much does this matter in? His answer speaks to. I think what both of you were talking about. I don't really think about it and I I can't start thinking about the playoffs when I'm living in a moment You know if the game presents himself presents a challenge or presents an opportunity where I can get some rest Then I take full advantage of it. Yeah I mean if I can get a couple of minutes I mean works for that game. may work for the next day but I don't know so it doesn't sound like there's a lot there but there's kind of only there because he could be very defiant. He doesn't matter at all right. I get stronger with all the minutes. Takes takes sakes let's Parse Lebron. Yeah we'll be back because there's a lot more going on in that Seemingly non answer then then it seems odd brand Kaminsky ask you Ramona Shelbert and George Sodano. ESPN LA. I actually see that guys as a wonderful confirmation of the power of democracy. Yeah Yeah Yeah one time talking to. Yeah so ruin. What what news did you just come by Taco fall and Alex Caruso our top ten in the first returns from NBA Fan Voting for the All Star game? Those chances are they won't make it on the second or third return is my guest. TACO fall is six in the all-star fan voting in the Eastern Conference for Front Court and Alex Caruso is eighth amongst guards in the Western reminder that the person who usually wins Iowa's not the nominee uh-huh well good for Taco fall two years ago Zaza Pachulia. What's what's GonNa be all of the entire country of Georgia voting for him right people? I didn't like when they came up with ways to for fans to participate in the All Star game. Nobody really considered the Internet time and they actually have like you can vote once a day but then there's days you can vote multiple times. It's ridiculous the main Howard is tenth the N. b. l.. Does this right now. Where the fans only camp for thirty three percent of the players are thirty three percent and then I think they should do is just have all this stuff in the fans can vote as much as they want the nobody knows and just released fake numbers that that allow the right people to be in there and one good story pops up so we can talk about it? But you don't have to actually worry the TACO fall because now this becomes a thing on the Internet and because his name is Taco fall. We're going to reform. He's supposedly a spectacular kit. He's interested in a really a nice kid and his name is Taco fall. Yeah I mean he's he's eleven tall and he went to ucf where my wife graduated from awesome. So shall we parsing this. Lebron thing playing against Lebron James had to come in he was expecting and Frank Vogel Played Him and Anthony Davis throughout the entire third quarter. In last night's ten point win over the sun's it should have been much bigger than a ten point win. The idea was Lebron was going to sit for the entire fourth quarter instead. A steady at play in thirty minutes becomes thirty. Eight and whenever Lebron plays definitional. He's doing a lot of heavy lifting because they suck when and he doesn't So I asked Lebron after the game. How much does this matter every time you have to go play these six minutes five minutes? Whatever when you could be sitting in? This was his answer. I don't know I really don't really think about about it and I can't start thinking about the playoffs when I'm living in a moment You know if the game presents yourself presents challenge or presents a an opportunity where I can get some rest Then I take full advantage of it. Yeah I mean if I can get a couple of minutes I mean a works for that game They may work for the next day but I don't know so he starts by with the with the I'm GonNa give you the sort of it doesn't matter it's not ideal non-answer on answer and doesn't commit all the way by the end of it too seriously you bleeps figure this out so I don't have to put my time. We have a fight with your significant other like your wife or your husband or whatever it is and they are you mad and you're like no it's fine. It's fine I told you it's it's fine. Yes that's a great word. That is fine fine. Here's what I would also say. This is see the four years I had him in. There was not a Lotta now but when he went to Cleveland. Yeah as When I used to host the NBA podcast? ESPN the lockdown. podcast the mean. We used to call him. Daddy Lebron and when Daddy Lebron went to Cleveland as the concrete the hero and he was going to the ways of winning. There was a lot of that passive aggressive stuff. It's it's you know it's I can't. I can't anticipate the play offs officers. I'll take the rest if it's there I I. It's fine fine. Yeah so I feel like Daddy. Lebron came out a little bit there. Her and Daddy Lebron was like I sent those other kids to boarding school. Make sure you you to the plan because I'll send you the forty two last last year. His New Orleans last year Orlando last year I feel like with a different roster composition. He would have felt a little more freedom really. Yeah Yeah you know. It's important for these young guys to allow me to have the rest so that we can be fresh in the playoffs and all these other things but this year you're the Guy Sees Diomede steadying Rajon. Rondo it's avery. Bradley leads White Howard. This is the group that I don't think you know with Rhonda Ronda that dynamic is different. Yeah Point Rhonda will get lumped in with the the collective failure of the second unit. which by the way rondos job is to to be Lebron when the bronze on the floor? And what we're learning is. He's not very good at him he's never good. He's not there. He's fifteen minutes last night. And here's the thing sys those it and he's just hasn't been good this year hasn't but it's also not the playoffs and that's why he's on the roster in the first place that's why you you. I think he'll be on the roster at the end I think he'll be on the team new in different guy. Is it still. We don't know yet but like like his reputation was amazing when he was in New Orleans with the Anthony Davis. He was great in the playoffs and when he was in Boston. He's great so like I. I think Lebron seen that up-close obviously they had a lot of battles when he was in Boston when when Rhonda was in Boston Anthony's seeing that obviously teammate like he he transformed into to a different guy. There's a different sense of urgency when he's in the playoffs okay but if he can muster that anymore Yeah and that's what they have to bet on bright or do they because there is a free agent focusing all of our attention on the over the weekend but it wasn't over the weekend the holiday the what's your ascii reports that Darren Collison former guard for the Pacers and the clippers and a few other teams is interested in coming back like Aquino and and people don't really if you go back to the summertime. Collison was one of the guys that was on the lists. For like ooh that he'd be a good fit with for the Lakers. Good backup point guard. Solid reliable guy can score a little bit runs. Pick and roll You know an effective shooter shot forty one percents last year forty six percent the year before from three as we can hit from downtown. He's a good defender. He's only thirty was thirty one so he's thirty two now. I believe so not too old pretty reasonably door but but then he then he walked away from the game he just wrote a letter in the players to be done. And I WANNA focus on my family and doing some work at the ministry with kids and and he he has other interests and he just walked walked away from basketball and we thought he was retired. So George judging at least by last year Darren Collison would would be a significant upgrade over Rondo in that are not on and everything. So that's not even keep things. Keep things on the wire while Lebron sitting okay. He's not the personality. Rondo is but as far as a player. I mean. That's much better player man. He's a forty percents shooter. From three. He can run an offense and he competes still on defense. Because is young enough to do it does a terrible but Rondo in the locker. This is all about politics with Rondo and locker room politics because it's not about his play certainly he's not he's nowhere. No where near the player he once was. But you don't know if that player will come back again at the right time like he to me is the guy like I don't think he's in danger at all of being guy that gets cut if if come back to the NBA and wants to play for one of his hometown team. I'll tell you I talked to when I when I saw the story I was like now. There's there's it's too big questions. Why he the first guy that gets cut I think well why did he retire in the first place like it is going to be in? This right is his. Did he retire for the right reasons or did he. Do you know what was what was behind this. If he comes back. And you're gonNA feel like he's he's really back into what kind of shape in like as even playing. I mean it's been a while. Can't just just not play for six months and then come back and join a playoff contender and expect to have a meaningful contribution right away. So let's answer those questions and the other question which is where what is he play in Los Angeles. He seems to be the destination the battle of La Charge. You got a little little info today. I do I do in votes. From like second hand Info Intel and a little Matt Barnes coming next brank. Human's he George Sodano Ramona Shelburne E._S._p._N..

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"In global industry where anything can happen when mistakes cost much more than dollars we bring you expertise from around the world to ensure that everyone goes home safe every day the internationally acclaimed gas HSE podcast starts now with your host Russell Stewart's. Hey, everybody. Thanks again for listening and thanks to our sponsor who makes it possible interest and hauser global leader in process automation measurement instrumentation interest in house. The people for process automation discover more about Interest Hauser at x dot interest, dot com forward slash hse Dash podcast, and you can also register for our monthly podcast giveaway there folks they. All gas industry is an essential business. We've spent a lot of time in previous recent podcasts talking about the fact that so many people are working. From home but with the gas industry being an essential business, there are thousands of people out there in the fields plants offshore onshore rigs, and as our intro says, our commitment to you is we really do WanNa make sure you come home safe and this podcast dedicated to that, and so that's why we have today cody rozier founder and CEO of the Limo Corporation cody welcome to the podcast and I made a sometimes people listen to make cody 'cause 'cause they aspire to be a podcast. and. So you do two things she listened to the people who are really really good and you learn from them, and then you listen to the people who screw up all the time you learn from them and I'm the guy who screws up all the time. So that's why people like to listen to make make common mistakes like I've met you and spent some time when you this morning and yet I didn't even ask how do you pronounce your last name? You actually had correct. Last name is rozier which no one ever gets correct and then the company named Zach, Alamo so yeah, like Alamo only with Z.. That's right. That's exactly right. Well, I suppose everybody makes mistakes and they say Rosia is that correct of all kinds of weird stuff Well having. no-one no-one what? What a small Texas town you're in I was sure wouldn't be And since this is a worldwide podcast you need to know. Way are both of us in Texas at this time. Cody actually lives in Houston. As do I or at least in a in a town nearby actually that's what cody does cody lives in a town nearby Houston south of Houston. I live in a town nearby Houston north Houston and Zalam House, headquarters currently are in Houston although that's about to change. We May. We may talk about that here in just a minute because I think that's where you're calling from right now cody is a different location, but I never heard of you guys but you guys just have an impressive website because I really was impressed by your website. Will appreciate the corporation kind of the name it hadn't been around a long time. The cumulation of several different organizations that either bought into and were bringing it into fresh new name and having something new to the marketplace. So we've been around a long time, but the name itself has been around since January of. So. Currently, we are loosely claimed the third largest safety consulting safety type organization nation based on employees managed. So we actually we we've been around awhile relatively large in scope and breath and trying to help as many people's we candidate, and so you're involved in how many different industries. So we service thirteen industries right now with with things that are going on I think that's kind. Of brought down to two nine last time I looked some the other industries that we were just getting into has some challenges through everything, and so we're still there were actually helping several of our clients pro bono just to get them through this time. But based on books is shows were back into nine industries even though we're still servicing the other ones. Okay. So those four. Is All gas in that are in the nine or are they in the four though there the nine they're still very, very strong just because Greg Yeah we we really show Comey's auto increase their profitable. Production through the utilization of safety. So we can come in and bring an entire team of safety professionals to manage compliance right manuals do audits your site audits, and actually be the director. on-staff number fourteen from generally half the price of which you hire, just a single safety director for. So you get an entire team of professionals every day to do case management all of it. So it's it's very cost effective and you get much more bang for your buck. So you're kind of like the insperity of safety as opposed to tell ya no, that's that's absolutely correct. Can like a PEO almost in safety we manage the entire. Gamut of everything that you need inside of your safety program assumption that I mentioned your website, which it is very nice website. But at this apparently. May serve as your mission statement, but it says secure your work environment monitor operational efficiency start increasing profits on job sites across the world, and you know if you had to just said secure your work environment monitor operational efficiency I would've said, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's what everybody says. But this idea that you can actually. Increase profits on job sites if you affectively manager safety program. That's something that I think needs to be. Better understood by everyone and especially. Especially the people out in the field I agree. I absolutely agree it's the why do we do a thing? Why are we changing a lightbulb on a bucket? ORLANDO? Are We? It's all those different components fall into it. So the production profitability piece, it comes down to there's there's three things in every organization and it doesn't matter if it's in your HR group in your accounting group guys in the field doesn't matter what it is. There's three. Pieces of every task that's done yet safety component, the quality component, and they actual production or the piece, the completed piece. Will those three things can fall in any order and a lot of times based on time and urgency? Those priorities shift. So it goes back in and your send hey what's the white noise? How do we take out the wind was how do we produce a certain amount of things a given period of time? What's GonNa slow down when you really break that down from an operational standpoint if you forget about being a safety Break down what are the three things slow you down? And make walkable take longer to do a task. Well, you're right. You won't somebody hurt every working. If, you are out of asa on the job site or you're filling out a site safety plan and you just pencil whip it and you can show up to the job. Will you put safety first bridge putting quality into Z., show up on a job you start doing the work and then somebody comes to do an audit and the shut you down because with no quality that documentation. So every time that white noise appears or those things were out of order. You Begin to lose the thing which are trying to gain, which is production even when he goes in your case management. So the two numbers if you're talking about only gas specifically, the numbers that are very important any organization that you're Emr and your T. R. I. R. Sheer total record in writing experience modification rating. When you look at those two numbers, it's based on safe man hours worked and a lot of people don't realize that your office hours are included into those rates. So just because you're focusing out there in the field and you got one hundred guys out there working inside the plant somewhere on a on a derek somewhere doing something. You got that under control, but you're not taking care of anything inside the office doing. Into that as something happens still goes on those laws. So we can come in and help with it. Case management piece make sure identified appropriately make sure walking through these things correctly and putting the documents apply for audits putting all this stuff in in year because the reality is if you're a company of less than one hundred people and you have an actual recordable. You don't have the hours the man hours to cover that up of suck it up absorb it. So that immediately throws your t are into a a parameter that's outside of. Appropriate bounds within a lot of these facilities. So they won't even allow you to come in and bid work based on your t are being too high. So okay. Now you keep throwing out that phrase T. R. Tell everybody what's tr I are yet let your total recordable incident rate. It's a number that's based on the amount of man hours worked in kind of injuries that were sustained or things that happened instead of giving. Tie as your reporting those things in your compliance systems is net world's very forces your browse all these different compliance systems they're asking about these numbers rarely, and so when the plants in these facilities set up those parameters if your company your smaller organization, even a medium size organization if you have one or two incidents and we're not handled appropriately, they throw you over that threshold and it becomes almost impossible even get into work. So in order to increase your production profitability is understanding why these things are laid out the way they are, and then explaining that your team hey, here's why we need to do these tasks whether you agree with safety being first or not whether matters to you're not here's why we're doing it and here's where we're here's our stance. So there's two reasons. Any company out there doesn't matter who they are. There's to reading which they have safety at the forefront of their organization because they care about people or because they realized how much it costs people get hurt as a safety guy for me I'm okay with either one because at the end of the day, we're creating a safe environment for the people working so. That's how you can increase production profitability in its measurable. When you decree ship tr new decrease your are you also decrease your insurance rates, your premiums at the end of the at the end of the year. Decreases overall costs of operating. Now, you're more competitive in the marketplace you go out there and when there's a tight, did you got really Kinda get down and Chisel away at it? You have more headroom to do that or these other partners that are putting these things in the appropriate order. They're not able to do that. They had these X. orbit operating costs that keep them in a higher bracket. Yes. That makes perfect sense. Another thing that's oftentimes overlook not only are you talking about incidents or accidents and that sort of thing but they absenteeism that results. From these incidents is a critical factor. Absolutely, you know it's interesting what you say there. I'm I'm looking at an executive summary on a study that's entitled two thousand and Nineteen. State of the industry is HFS program Trans and. One of the things that they said in the introduction was they said only over half of the respondents in this study that they did. Confirmed that the benefits of their ehs program exceeded it's cost. Put says to me that it's probably higher than they realized because they don't pick up on these things that you just mentioned are maybe they need you. Well, the unfortunate reality is a lot of companies when they think of safe. They really look at it as a cost center just just just just pure money going out the door. Instead of realizing that, hey, if you appropriately apply safety, you let your safety guy. Run Point or interference in front of your organization. If you say, Hey, hey, safety why this is where we WANNA be in five years because for US I don't care women doesn't matter how you want to do a thing or the thing which you WanNa do a reality is if you called me and said, cody moving forward every morning I want every single one of our employees. More, parachute with their adrenaline pumping that's what I want him to do moving forward. Safety man should be able to confidently say, okay, no worries I'll make sure they hit the ground safe and keep rolling because it's making sure that we understand where we WANNA move companies who can be fluid move and be part operational understanding. So you grow your you wanted to raise for employees you're not just constantly for. No. Over as or center, it's bringing in the value saying, Hey, listen. If we do this this this and this I can reduce your operating cost in allow you to be more flexible in the field to make sense well, it it does make sense because. One of the things that they pointed out in this study they said. The simple fact is we we saw a clear delineation. There are companies with injury rates much lower than the industry average, and then there are companies with industry rates much higher than the industry average and their absentee rates track the same way either much lower or much higher and the actual safety violations that they receive and the you know the black marks that you get on on your. Net World, whatever service you're using along with the fines and all that sort of thing that all comes into play. And these are metrics that you can measure. If you just sit down and do it right will this others to order and I go back to again with it but coverage and record ability. The documentation face. So a Lotta Times the company's only and we keep going back to operational cost but the coverage is they'll have one guy. That they'll pay. Let's say hundred our we're they've got this one guy. That one guy his efforts only were so far he can only do. In be and so rices. And you're painting hundred, thousand, hundred, twenty, thousand a year in our war, his Asian you have limited. skype. Of what's going on US other organizations, you can't keep up, but then the other side of that is reporting. So a lot of times it's compounding because that one individual he's doing his best to keep up and cover all these pieces. So the reporting of goes out the window were stays on the back burner because you're trying to be out in the field guys, and then also the other side of that is you have these guy. Bring in. You're paying them less money, and so they may not have the ability or the knowledge and skill set to navigate through the recording and reporting and and what all that looks like, and so you'll see reporting and a numbers go into some things that aren't actually accurate achieving. Giving example, we have a client that they pay it's tear nine and one of the compliance systems because they base it on employees. Well, the guy that they had in place he just didn't know in no fault of his only did you know that he would lose very overstressed and overworked and he couldn't cover everything because of their breadth across the nation and so on his ocean logs, he reported everybody into one and that through them into tier nine with reality was with it Osha stated it was the only needed to allow for that specific facility which would Adam in tier two, and so we were able to save just come in and change that one thing alone saved him seven thousand dollars a year just in that. So it's those little things where. Recovery which. Is Not. Appropriate for one man and then the understanding based on cost and the person you hire, they're not good at everything. So a guy who may be great as a safety manager you hire one person is great safety manager. He's not a great auditor. He's not good in the field he can't manage his world he can't manage your diesel compliance. He doesn't know the intricacies, but he is berated managing. A team who knows how and that's where a lot of these small to medium sized companies getting a crack because the bringing these people in that are great management but the can't do the other components to where for us we can literally come in at half the rate of that person and manage all of turnkey. So there's a lot to it and we'd be here for three days unpacking at all but. But you're right the trends or or accurate because of those two pieces, you're asking one person to cover more than they can. and. It's a challenge that that's for sure. Well, the other thing is when you look at all of the advances in technology, this study also said in their executive summary that ehs programs, and of course, this is a general industry study ehs In old gas industry, we turn around and say H, A. Maybe one time we'll oil have a podcast on that I don't know but has programs that rely on older. Our little technology have shown a correlation to increase absenteeism injuries and safety violations our companies and take advantage of newer technologies are better able to avoid costly workplace incidents and these companies view newer technologies as an investment with our tash. But you can actually bring all these benefits. 'cause I'm sure you have the latest and greatest technology without A. To invest in negative, they can take advantage of the technology already have to accomplish these things, right? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, and then one other thing I have to ask about 'cause you know guys like me think this kind of stuff is cool but you know on your website with that mission statement that I was talking about. That's almost front and center just to laugh. But then just above that on the right hand side, there's a picture this cool looking drone. What what's that all about? So we have a drone division, the drone vision services to different type work activities throughout the world serve. But sticking to the safety side of it. There are a lot of safety things we do with the drones including. One of the neatest things accompany said, hey, we have guys running supplies up and down to the seventh story of this structure. Can you lift it with a drone? If of course we can. So we literally started flying gaskets and things up to the seventh floor. We had a guy on standby for the day he literally just ran the drone flying supplies they. Were having to pull them up with a rope nothing bigger items. You know we lift up in a skit skip pan, but even to there was one facility where we started spraying weeds with a drone for them because they had a guy rolled his ankle on a steep incline. So he brought the drone and just started spraying weeds withdrawn and the drone world I'll tell people this all the time and as plain straightforward as it is, I still have a hard time grasping edit. The limitations. Of Drone. Are. Literally based solely on the limitations of your imagination. We have drones at fit in the palm of your hand. We have drones that are almost outside or outside line of sight by some. Certain. Things that we have. But then also going into doing meter readings in inspections and saddle tanks were of the very few companies in the nation that have class one class when to. So, we can go do tinkering inspections the just all kinds of things we can do with drones that there's a lot of the companies that that just can't yet. You know as things progress, the cost of this equipment will get much much more affordable. But right now there's tons of things we can do that others can't we have one drone we actually flew through the middle of pipe as one of the smaller ones that fit in the palm, your hand and so. There's different activities that we can pull away from the human factor. You still have to have the humans involved. So doesn't take away from their job because I still need to be there to oversee the videos and oversee the thermal readings and thermal imaging and the Three D. mapping topography, reading all these different things worth pulling people out of the swamps when people out of these different pipeline right away and all that enjoyable. But again, you still have to have the people. To view the footage. So you're not getting rid of jobs you're just getting rid of the hazard. So we we really like that go. I'm glad I asked that question that's very good to now cutter way really appreciate you coming on and talking about this we're gonNA but your website up on the show notes, which is, which is Alamo Dot com is that correct? That is correct in before we cut I'd like to share one thing about. Our company that is the single most important thing. If anybody learner here's anything from organization this actually the only thing I care about them taking away, we'll go ahead. So we have five very, very important pieces of our organization. There are five core key things. There's two reasons why were in business and I think everybody needs to know this and there's three ways in which we do those two things every day, the two reasons it we exist as A. Company is number one defeats Church that's literally are only reason for existence activity all time we're not in business to make money. There's a cost associated with doing business. That's true but we don't look. We don't look at that. It doesn't matter to me and the two hundred plus employees. We have every day that I tell them all Tom, it's how do we feed the church? We actually take ten percent of everything that comes an organization and we pay. tithes first. So the eight locations we have in the US, we buy to the local churches in that area to the extent where there's actually church in their Beaumont were Arthur area that from understanding our tithe checks to them only reason to keep the doors open right now through this pandemic people are coming in. So that is accused piece of our our companies feeding the church second is changed. What is done? You don't have to lie steal. Wonder, pillage. Just. Just be a man do your job your yes be yes. Your nose knows and and move on just do the right thing and we do those things by doing three things every day and I'm very proud of these HR group and everybody's going to get sued one day for saying this. To bring it on I don't care but our number, one core value in the three things and how do those twos God I everybody in our team. If that's not their first thing, they wake up brush their teeth pray and they're just not going to be a great fit the not GonNa last long and organizations God first second is constantly find opportunities. In ways to build the five levels of trust with every client that we have I'm not a smart guy but I do know this. If you're human, you're going to make mistakes you're going to forget things and things will happen outside of your control. You may have stopped at the red light and everything be great and then you get rear ended so. Don't have to be your fault, your problem Italian handle those things in which make things different and so us we tried to have this conversation up front and our clients. No, Hey, something went south Louis from find out what happened and it's always how are we going to make this right? Not? Oh, you guys messed up something happened you know I don't. Believe in that adage that one all poop Mrs up a hundred Atta boys because you're going to have that moment it's just it's an inevitable. It's how you handle. It matters and the number three is always go the extra mile growing up. One of the things my grandmother was told me said you bar man stroke you better take back washing full of fuel. And we believe that just if you're if we go to an event, we need to be the last ones there helping clean up and and being part of changing the culture of business, which is number to change. The way business is done, and if we can do that, it increases our exposure, which is an increase, our income, which increases the churches in areas in which we can feed and for us, it's not about business it's about our mission field and that's just the. Way In the way we do it well, certainly refreshing to hear that will come as a surprise to a lot of our listeners. 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E1028: Laura Huang, author of Edge: Turning Adversity into Advantage shares insights on overcoming disadvantages to create an edge, being bitter vs. getting better, structural bias in tech & more

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E1028: Laura Huang, author of Edge: Turning Adversity into Advantage shares insights on overcoming disadvantages to create an edge, being bitter vs. getting better, structural bias in tech & more

"This week in startups is brought to you by masterworks. The first company allowing investors exposure into the blue chip artwork asset class this week in startups listeners can skip the weightless today by going. I Dot masterworks Dot I O. SLASH. Twist blinked in. A business is only strong as people and every higher matters go to linked in dot com slash. Twist and get a fifty dollars credit towards your first job post and Monday dot COM. Manage all your core business activities in one place. Start Your Fourteen Day free trial by going to Monday dot com slash twist. Hey everybody welcome to this week in stars. My guest today is Laura and she walked. Sorry she was on the pod back in June of two thousand seventeen episodes seven thirty nine and She was at the time professor at Warton. That's right and you were doing research on Angel Investors and somehow we got put in touch where I respect wasn't sure that found me he. Somehow somebody was tweeting about. Hey tell me about your research because if it's about angel investing I WanNa know and now your new book is out edge turning adversity into advantage And you can go to that right now if you're listening to me and you're a fan of the pod going or the book anytime. Anybody is on the podcast. If you are a true fan you order and by the book to show support for the authors who come on and the podcast get even better authors on over time and that's been happening great authors. Come on the pot all the time so since that time you left and you went to Harvard I did so now. You're at H. B. S. teaching. I am what? Do you teach some teaching leadership and entrepreneurship classes. Leadership is a core required. Class and entrepreneurship isn't elective got it. Yep You're teaching leadership to these. Hbs MANIAC kids are self selecting for being like massively extroverted take over the world like unbelievably confident individuals. Incredible I mean they are incredible. It's a bit much sometimes. I'll be honest about the HBO kids. They're phenomenal phenomenal. They're so good and you think that they're not going to be humble and have humility but they you know they really do. They they are. They surprised me and they're just so fun to teach. They really are so shout out to all. My students shot up. I I always find the H. B. S. students Are massively confident. But when they get into entrepreneurship they get a little rattled describing yourself here Jason. No I listen. I everybody I went to. Hbo Twice and both Times. They escorted me off. The campus had like a one day pass speak covered everything but the Stanford kids I found. Maybe not as like Like Confident in that way but. Balu bit more creative on the Startup side is that fair to say when people look at the two programs. 'cause they are competitive. They draw two different types of people. You know I mean I think they do. Draw two types of people to an extent but the baby as well. I think people who look if you want to be a real like if you if you're if you're passionate about something you've got this idea and you're going to start this company. I don't know that you're necessarily initially go to either school would you? I mean you know. I think the people who come to H. B. S. And Really Fall in love with entrepreneurship and realize. Hey you know. I've got all these skills. I've got all these assets. That can really do this. I mean they've got all of these wonderful experiences backgrounds that they then kind of flip into doing a startup and it does. I think that increasingly we're seeing some really creative ideas are the majority of folks going to. Hbo Looking to start a company or looking to become senior leadership at established companies into banking. What percentage do you think? The larger percentage is probably the latter that there's more that are looking to go into senior management position. Gm roles that sort of thing but over the course of their careers. I mean some of them start out wanting that in doing that for a couple of years realized that they want to start something on their own. And so we see that you know ninety percents of of people who End Up starting. A company are ones that have worked in some other industry first and then decide. They want to do that later on. What percentage of the classes ballpark are non-american international students? 'cause I just spoke at Stanford Were they did a case? Study actually And I think two thirds were not from America. It was amazing the number of countries in the room. Yeah I mean I don't know the exact percentage but we have this In each section. There's a flag day and this this amazing sort of night where you all of. The people will give a little presentation about the country that they're from or their families and and you know the room is filled with different flags so I would say like fifty or sixty different flags so it's pretty yeah national origin of American students but international students who I think both I think both so people who were born in those countries and you know so yeah any interesting countries like is anybody from North Korea Russia. Azerbaijan Genre I just wanted to be able to say that this. Yeah we've got a lot of Chinese students fascinating. Yeah that'd be really interesting to have Chinese students at H. B. S. Yeah we've got student. Yeah for sure. Us and China is so weird weird. Yeah while way Intellectual property theft authoritarianism the NBA criticism of China is a very. We're we're so dependent on each other yet so different. Yeah but we've got so many different cultures and you know at the same time that we've got Palestinians and Israelis and you know there's all sorts of but I mean it's it it works it works. There's like there's really this this climate where it's you know you're you're you're in these sections together and you're together all day and you're really learning from each other so It somehow works. You got to come visit. Yeah Megan how come? They didn't get invited out every couple years. And I do a talk or I interview somebody who last time I was on stage and he I mean about five minutes and he lost like five or six people who just left in disgust. Who 'cause he was like. Listen you guys. You're wasting your money here about just like went crazy. These guys the two fifty two whatever. Let's talk about your book. You decided to write this book edge turning adversity and to advantage yet bit a little bit about your story and here you know a little bit about your research what what made you want to write this book right now. Yeah I mean I actually had been percolating on this idea for a while The the research that I've been doing over a decade was around you know inequality in disadvantage and people who are underestimated in the startup world and in the workplace. And I kept coming back to this this thing where people would would say to me. You know I put it all this hard work just put in so much effort and hard work and sometimes that hard work just doesn't speak for itself and we all come to this sort of realization at some point our lives that we put in this hard work and for whatever reason it doesn't speak for itself and it leaves us frustrated because we use lies doesn't speak for itself well things for you. Don't get raises. You don't get promotions just for doing the work all of those things but sort of the outcomes the success that you're sort of expecting either don't come to or that you're hitting the same walls over and over and over again or you take two people who were equally as hard or and one works perhaps even harder but that the rewards go to that you know to that other person and so it was really around recognizing that perceptions in signals and cues are driving so much of these and so when people would ask me about my research and they'd say what can we do to level the playing field. What can we do to create? You know we if we know that there are certain people who have advantages and we're not one of those people. What can we do and so this book is really. How do you flip the obstacles? He adversity stereotypes. That people have against you. How'd you flip those things in your favor so that you can gain and create your own? A when you referred to other people have advantages that we don't have specifically you're talking about six white guys sport in America Verses Women and people of Color not having those advantages am I correct the typical cast of characters that we think about is absolutely right like gender race ethnicity class Religion Sexual Orientation. Those are typically the kind of things that we think about when we speak about disadvantage. But what I talk about. My book is really everyone has something is not just about those kind of things you can take anybody and you walk into a room. People are people have perceptions. They're making judgments about you. They're making attributions about you. You know so. There's lots of examples that I that I talk about. I mean Ronan Farrow said to me you know a couple years ago that he every time people are perceiving him. He's this white guy has tons. Oh He's the son of Mia Farrow. But every time he walks into a room People are thinking you know. He doesn't how does he got access to this person because of who he is and he doesn't deserve the Pulitzer Prize because he just got it because of who he is you know everyone has something and so recognizing how other. Cu and recognizing those perceptions are so much power in that because that's what allows you to then flip that in your favourite show people who you authentically are when they might be mis perceiving you and is there a danger in people focusing in on that which makes them different. This is like the White Guy Argument. Like why are you guys so obsessed with this as opposed to the outcomes in the work so this is my position but this is the position that you probably hear from people. Which is you guys like. Just too obsessed with the differences of being a woman of color. Who's gay and maybe that is because you have that in your mind because your in that victim mentality the oppression Olympics. I guess people call it intersection. -ality kind of everything is look through the Lens of you know gender. Everything's it's not always the case that other people are looking through. It is not the case too. Well I mean look. Structurally we know that there that there are disadvantages that certain classes of people are certain traits lead to disadvantages there's less gender parody all sorts of things but that's what is really about. I mean we've been talking about this for a really really long time decades decades and structurally things you know we are. We are trying to make changes but sometimes either those changes are too slow. Or maybe they're changing but they're not changing in the ways that we intended or they're not changing. You know all of these different things and so the perspective that I sort of take is that number one. Everyone has something and number two. We can't sit around and wait for the systems to change or expect them to change in certain ways that we have to from the inside behaviorally also be able to empower ourselves. So how do we then empower ourselves? Within what may be an imperfect system to show people what we you know how we enrich provide value or whatever the case may be so that we can have these dip deeper richer relationships with with other people and I thought that was a pretty controversial moment in the book. And I'm curious the feedback you got from people who feel maybe that they're oppressed or maybe there's biased against them when you say hey suck it out you can fight the good fight for the cause but the reality is you're entering a system and I want you to individually win so let's talk about a strategy for you to win as opposed to one where you're going to lose because you WANNA fight the bigger battle. Let's talk about that issue and the reaction you got to that part of the book we get back on this week in startups masterworks dot. Io is the first company allow any type of investor whether you're retail or accredited to gain exposure to the blue chip artwork asset class and met with the founders. This is a brilliant idea in a way it's similar to what I do with the syndicate were eye syndicate. My Angel Deals. Imagine syndicating and piece of artwork. Now you can trade individual shares in masterpieces five the all time greats with the masterworks art trading platform including pieces by. Foschi hot You may have heard him. Picasso and Warhol. These blue chips regularly sell for tens of millions and typically appreciate eight percent to thirty percent annually. How does it work? But it's very simple. Masterworks buys a painting and sells shares to investors. 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So I actually wrote on my notes when I was listening to the book. Thanks for getting me. The early Audio read it yourself. I did they fight you on that. By the way do they ask a professional person and they didn't actually give me a choice they said. Here's the studio show up. I actually was like. I don't. I don't know how to do this. Don't you want to get a professional to do this? But they said No. No no we listen to you. You know we've listened to your inner we listened to your pundits weekend Startup Sen. We think you can do this so show up at this but it was agonizing for four full days. Four eight hours had to repeat things you know four or five times. I didn't know that I dropped tease things like instead of saying important. I say important. Yeah and as of Yeah instead of I say Warren instead of war ton yeah and then the great part is there on the other side of the glass and like okay Stop Glad let's just say Warton that's one more time like that's what I said. Okay let's pick it up from Warton and they don't WanNa tell you what you did wrong. They just want to repeat it to you because they're so they don't want to offend you and your voice is raw and you're in a tiny room with bad air yet so quiet you could hear your stomach grumbling and they don't give you comfortable chairs because apparently the comfortable chairs make noise. Yes so you have to sit on a hard hard and then I constantly got. Can you do that again? But with a little bit more emotion so they didn't tell you like you know what Laura that's a little too much emotion you sound a bit. Hysterical Lady got turned down already the bubbliness to professor that there is a lot of emotion. Do you want from me if you want to hear something historical type in William Shatner ed reed tape and literally like somebody tried to tell William Shatner to give it a little more energy and look for an audio engineer. Give William Shatner any kind of note you can call it a note in the business is like you know stopping you know a play to give like an Emmy Award winning actor. Yeah like a note. Yeah like he was so offended that the response is just so time as the tonys though I think I'm working on an Emmy I say but did people do people take it the wrong way when you're like. Hey let's separate out your success from the systematic problems in the world. Which are irrefutable. Yeah obviously getting better. You would agree with both those statements again. Speaking for like my industry technology and investing the number of female investors investors of color like it is changed more in the last two years than the previous twenty. Yeah we get to Camp Bettas progress or is it just not enough and we do but there's so many things there that you're just like even in that state right. I mean I think okay. The first is that people actually has been really well received. People like thinking about yes. I have this power. I'm empowered. Both you know there's the outside doing things for the inside and the inside doing things from the outside and what I mean by that is. Structurally things are changing for people who are operating from within the structure but behaviorally were helping to change the structure and that there's this power that comes with being able to flip the bias that other people have against you able to use that in your favor taking those underestimated strengths. And making them something. That other people see are actually strengthens but structurally the other thing is that you know I find my research. For example that in some instances in many instances both male investors and female investors are equally likely to bias against female entrepreneurs. So for example. I find in some of my research that mail that women that that Fema on a entrepreneurs are more likely to get asked questions about risk and questions about competition whereas male founders are more likely to get ask questions about the opportunity and how big you take this and your vision. Yeah you start as a lot of. The conference is out there in the competitions for probably like tech crunch and you know and lots of different and found that and so the finding in at that particular research project was that both male and female investors are just as likely to be asking women women entrepreneurs those questions that are called prevention focused questions right so we when we think about that did you. Further correlate that to the businesses that women create. So where's it did it have to do with 'cause it's it's a correlation but what's the cause so we didn't a bunch of different ways we we did look industries right? So are there certain industries? We're GONNA ask certain types of questions right. Naturally it was bad to see and there's tons of competition. It turned out that the women selected for those conferences had more consumer products. 'cause when I ran this kind of conference always picked consumer stuff for the stage. Because it's more entertaining than hard tech enterprise stuff so. I was wondering if there is pillow back a little bit and you're also more likely to ask more of those specific questions when consume but no actually what we did was we actually controlled for the industry so experimentally as well as in the field and so what that suggests is that yes. It's going to help. It can't hurt to have more women. Investors and have more women mentors but if both male and females are biasing and doing this sort of thing it's not just the investors and structurally. It's not going to hurt. But we also have to within be able to to change things from within but the the last piece of that is also that a lot of people who have commented on on these this You know is it. The system is is it. What's happening inside? Is that you know. It feels almost strategic or manipulative in a way. And that's why a lot of people don't do that they say. Don't want to kind of guide these perceptions because they say oh. It's about managing impressions and it feels like you know we all know. We know we know that person who like kisses up to the boss. And we don't want to be that person but this is actually the opposite of that when you're able to manage and guide people's perceptions of who you authentically are the opposite of being strategic because people are going to have perceptions of you whether or not you help them and guide them to you. Authentically are sort of clarifying more than manipulating. Is that what you're saying it's totally clarifying? And also bring your own values and your own vulnerabilities and drone assets to the table on a on a Meta cognition level if the VC's are asking women a question in a public forum or in general with something else on their mind so they asked him the competition question for reasons other than they perceive women to be not as good on the competitive front like that would be the surface interpretation of this is. They're asking women about competition because they feel women are less aggressive or less able to compete. Is that what you inferred from? But when you first read different there's lots of different perceptions that can be driving this. I think the important piece of it especially for entrepreneurs is that you and it's not just limited to to gender by the way right people with Jack backgrounds. You know people who may be getting different questions while certain industries all of those senior alluding to I mean what happens though. Is that when you get a question so if I were to ask you a question? That's much more around the risk and the competition and the drawbacks of something. You're more likely to respond in turn by giving an answer that focuses on competition and the skin that sure because I would have listened to your question and directly taken head on. That's right which is an entrepreneur. But if I ask you a question that's much more what we call promotion. Focus things about the opportunity and how you're going to be answering in turn by US BY ANSWERING WITH A vision oriented. Large-scale sort of thing. And who do you invest in You? Invest in the OPTI. That can go bigger and better so so in one case you're framing everything for you. Know how? How is this ever? GonNa Win God? There's so many competitors and the other one you're like a kind of assuming it's GonNa win and tell me how big can this that's right that's right. Where else could you take this? What other markets? What other customer segments? This is where that kind of turning adversity into advantage. How do you do that? Mr Stance circumstance as soon as you recognize for example that you're getting a prevention focus question. You answer the question quickly. You still answer it but then you turn it into promotion. Oriented Responds Suze. Something yes and you say yeah. There are a lot of competitors here but our product is superior to them in these ways and so that allows us to go into these other markets and the pursue these other opportunities. And then what what I find so my research is that you're able to love not only level the playing field but you even increase your chances above and beyond those folks. Yeah Oh really. Oh Yeah because now you've addressed that competition piece that risk piece but you've now flipped it and now not only. Do they see you as able to tackle those things? But now you've put something in their head a new perception right a new attribution set. That's section I teach my founder sometimes to do inception yeah with founder with investors. Which is you would answer. The question. Say We have three main competitors One of them is people just using excel or Microsoft office one is a direct competitor and outsourcing And the direct competitor markets legacy software. So they're really not that competitive But you know it's really on our road map the the second phase and the third phase. That's more important but it's a great question and awesome. Whoa whoa there's a second and third base you gave them a hint that there's something else coming and then they're like oh so you're kind of implanting something there. What Jan that's similar. It reminds me a lot of what I talk about. In terms of delight. Right in terms of delighting your counterpart. Yeah what let's expand on that concept when we get back from this quick break you talk about delighting people and in a way. Kind of getting them Intrigued I guess. 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That's the of edge by the way so like the framework is about how to gain an edge but it actually stands for edge's enrich and the problem is that we always. We don't always have that opportunity to show how we can provide value to somebody else or show what our strengths are. And it'd be sometimes is because we don't belong to the right networks we don't have we're not in the right groups or we just don't have the opportunity and the D. is for delight which is when we're able to delight our counterpart or delight somebody else that's the equivalent of being able to crack. Open that door so that we can then show them how we enrich and provide value and delight. A sort of. I mean it's hard sort of emotion are hard sorta thing to capture but I always think about in terms of like or I try and like have people kind of think about in terms of. I mean think about the very first time that you were in an Uber. You may be the wrong personnel. Or maybe the exact right person but the very first time. You're an Uber. So forget all the other stuff around. Lega the management team and whatever whatever okay exceptional management fastest whatever by management team. But if you go careful. That Management Team is responsible for ninety percent of my own right that very first emotion that you had when you were in an Uber for the first time and is this. This feeling of this is really interesting but terrifying right. I'm in a stranger's car and here. She just knows where to take me. And I'm not gonNA give him or her any money so you're sitting there and you're like this is just you get the future you get this feeling of delight you get this feeling of and it's this feeling where it just makes you take pause for a second and think about something in a slightly different way or consider something in a slightly more surprising or counter intuitive way. When you're able to do that with somebody else show them a side of you that they perhaps didn't consider or didn't notice that's when they're going to pause and be like. Oh and want to ask you a question and once they ask you the question. That's when you start that conversation and you're able to show them how you enrich and provide value. God How would that happen in a VC meeting? Like it's one thing to talk about it like with a product yet okay. You're a black female founder. Who's a lesbian from Texas? Yeah how would you and you didn't go to Stanford or Harvard and you're not a developer. Your sales marketing executive. Yeah now is a start up. I mean you got the meeting with VC. How does that person delight them in the meeting? I mean the first step is kind of understanding that like all of those things you just sat like they see me as a black woman from Texas. Who has his background all? So what underlying perceptions are they making about me? Is it about my competence. Is it about how how injure personally skilled. I am about how well I'm able to interact on a team. Like what are those underlying perceptions? Let's be kin. Let's talk about candy. What a white easy depends on who you are and who that who your other. Who that other person is? I mean I think there is some degree of you know. Are you able to execute on this? Is this in an idea that has substance to it? Is this something. That is more of a niche product. That is not going to be. You know that that because of your background You're solving a pain point. That's only going to be for black women from Texas. Show me that it's going to be bigger or better or something you know all of these sort of. I think those are the types of kind of things. But that's the opportunity as well. You know so what I found in a lot of my research when I've looked at for example people who are underestimated in those situations or disadvantage is once you recognize that for example the the perception they have is that you're somehow not as inter personally skilled for example. So you go in. And then once they start asking you questions you attack and you actually redirect that very perception so you you give examples of like. Let me tell you about a time when I fought for resources for my team or let me tell you about a time when I closed this deal and I didn't stop until that deal was signed and it was. You're giving them examples that then got it redirect the way that they see the bias at participating even putting aside the word bias. Because that's loaded. Let you say you anticipate it was perception perception and those attributions at they're making this going to be a lifestyle business you come in and say you might be. Thinking is a lifestyle business. Maybe something that could make five million or ten million. Let me explain to you how this is going to two billion dollars a year not a Billion Dollar Valuation Company. But you know the patch were billion dollars in revenue. Yeah the the difference. Though is I mean is that you have to do this and the power of sort of flipping adversity to your advantage and the sort of strategies and tactics that I talk about in the book is that you do this in a very benign way. You don't go and say I know it's because I'm a woman that you think X. Y. Yeah that's going to go up because the other person's GonNa feel confronted. They're going to immediately say no. No no it's not about even if they are right and you don't go in saying like you. I know you think it's a lifestyle business or I know you think that because I'm a woman or I know that you think because of my race or ethnicity but instead you look beyond those sort of factors and you look at those underlying perceptions that they're making because of those those calling them out on headaches and being like okay you racists. Let me explain to you why you're by Tong. Which is basically ninety percent of twitter. Well and this is where things have broken down on twitter. I feel when we talk about race on twitter or gender on twitter or even bias. The conversation you and I are having right now. About bias is so uncomfortable. Are you comfortable at my known? I feel comfortable. I know my own heart. Make you feel uncomfortable. You'll have to let me know the best way too much. Sure that S. That's worked for many people on twitter but it is the reason. I like to talk about it. So candidly on this podcast. I feel like four. Progress is made through candid discussion. Yes and it's it's a lost art today and on twitter it never works because you have a small window of you know being able to explain yourself but I'm podcast because it opens up when you talk for an hour we can actually explore this. Just the act of me saying let's take an example of a female black lesbian from taxes. People are like. Oh my God. Where's this going makes everybody uncomfortable? Yeah so you're saying hey it. There's no reason to make people more comfortable but if you do anticipate that you're going to be perceived as a lifestyle business or maybe even less tack because you didn't go to mit and you went to some business school and you know you are marketer tech. You're yeah you're saying. Cut them off at the pass address that somehow in your presentation. Yeah I mean I think in a way to go about it and I think part of what you're saying also is that these conversations We we often don't have these conversations and the best way to hone your ability to see how other people perceive you and to be able to hone that intuition around. That interaction is by having these types of conversations and something that I teach in my in my leadership class to my students is one of the reasons that we don't do. This is because we don't think enough about somebody's intent mercies there the impact of what they're sort of saying. I mean who amongst us has not said something to someone else that we then for? Whatever reason haven't had didn't get a chance we leave thinking. Oh I hope that person didn't think that I meant that because I did it but it could have been interpreted. I hope that they didn't think that I was thinking well. Certainly a hundred percent of married couples have had this experience. Where what they've said and how it was interpreted to excommunicate perfectly with my husband. Yeah I mean this is another thing that I think if you're on twitter like you and I are or if you're involved in the open discourse of race gender bias and especially in the tech industry. There's just no room for intent anymore and I always stop and say okay. This person's said something. That was horrible. What was your intent? Could I did it myself? I said one time we were talking about. A black founders. Just people of Color in Tak and I said one of the problems is you know people have set this ridiculously high bar for who they will meet with and that bar is typically a million dollars two dollars in revenue and if you raise the bar that high then people who are just starting out are not going to ever get a meeting. They're not going to get the feedback that you're doing so if he sees lower the bar of who you'll meet with and meet with everybody or take twenty percent or schedule and meet with people but let me guess. Lower the bar to lower the bar thing people. What did you say you can lower the bar for black people and I was like no. I said. Lower the bar for a meeting but by that time fifty people had run with it and I specifically referring to who you take a meeting with. Well I think the low quality of the company the company. I mean I just saw the tweet and read every state. I think that there's a lot of like there's so many things that are now loaded or so. You know I mean it reminds me of when I said I at one point three Greg Yeah. It's very tricky. I said something along the lines of you. Know if you don't have can you don't have privilege can make your own privilege and I could you imagine get cancelled as your council saying you can make your own privilege. You can make your own privilege and loaded piece. I mean privileges really. We talk about unfair advantage all the time. Well okay vantage edge difference. Yeah but the unfair piece is what bothers. You got the edge how you got that. What makes it unfair got him and I think edge what what I really you know sort of believe is that is not an unfair thing. It's something that you have. But for whatever reason people are not seeing it or it's undervalued or it's it's an underpriced asset that wants people understand. God they're going to be like WHOA. This has huge a privilege. How what manufacturer. The privilege while manufacturer is also not a good word create. Yeah creates fine. Answer could be perceived as Fossey manufacturing because it's not really has build their privilege curate. Their own was. Yeah Good Morning I mean. That's that's really what the book is about like you know how you enrich and you know how you enrich provide value. You're able to delight others. Jesus for guide guiding the perceptions of others and the final effort and hard work and we tend to think that effort and hard work comes first that you put in the hard work and that everything will speak for itself but actually effort and hard work comes last because if you know how you enrich and how you delight and how you guide that's when your hard work works harder for you interesting and this is a typical complaint from people who feel there is or who have experienced bias and feel that buys us holding them back is that listen. I have the skill at. I've been putting in the effort but I'm not getting the recognition. I'm not getting the reward for that. Afrin absolutely and part of it is guiding people. Through as you're saying hey here is why I am hitting the targets that you need to see in order to get the reward. Yeah I mean it's a perspective on how you authentically understand because sometimes I mean sometimes people don't even you know it's hard to really even understand what are your superpowers. What are the things that you're really good at? What are your weaknesses? That you need to make sure aren't liabilities. So sometimes it's that piece of it. Sometimes it's being able to dynamically improvis- when your situation so that you know how you delight. Sometimes it's being you know being accurate or being in tune with how people really see you in those perceptions so you can correctly guide them to who you are so it's a variety of different things. But I think it's you know I have I have a it's called the edge quotient where you can take this quiz and actually see. Like how equipped are you? Which of those categories are you sort of lacking in which? Which do you need to sort of work on? And how can you think about strategies to do that or back from the final break? 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Says I know says you need to be guiding perceptions better too well as a single Trampled a single parent. I'm trying to pull as an outnumbered parrot three to to But yeah the audio book. great thanks for telling me that an advanced by the MP threes. I've been listening to them So when we went to break I WANNA know. I hear constantly consist consistently might be a better word. Since we're focusing on words. I hear consistently from women that they don't feel they're getting recognition for the work they've done and I'm constantly hearing for men how much they've and how much they deserve a promotion and raise It's like incessant. Men are like literally nonstop coming at me with you know. They're they're high fives And Women Sometimes. I hear from them that they don't feel like credit strategies around. This is a trend that you hear about a lot of research. I mean this is sort of that. I work twice as hard for half the rewards kind of thing true and yeah I mean yeah. There's there is truth behind that but in that truth is also. What are you going to do about that right? It is it is what it is to some extent and so you know what I talk about in the second. Half of the book is actually started from the back. Yeah right so you really liked chapter thirteen. I always start with the last to chat. It's my strategy for gas. Insurer let's start with the last two chapters. Yeah because I feel like they. Some is what they're said in the book that I go back and read listen to the entire book interests day that I get to hear the twice. Good Jason Truth actually. If you ever want to do it on a book you will your retention away. I listen to the summary twice. Yeah at the beginning of the end. Okay and good. Authors will a lot of time sort of tell you up front. Here's what we're going to do in the book. Yeah but there's nothing like that summary. Okay so the summary that you sort of read would you? Yeah that you listen to talk about how a lot I mean. We are jaded and bitter in lots of ways because when our hard work doesn't speak for itself or will be put in the effort and the rewards go to somebody else or that we keep we keep hitting the same walls over and over and over again we've become jaded and bitter or you know there's people who have wronged us or and we hold onto that. It's like a chip on our shoulder. I asked my students sometimes think about a time when somebody wrong. You are some situation that still. Has you feeling angry? I mean within ten seconds people can recall two or three instances. You can to come on. Not Too many kind of let them go. But I'm yeah because you've read the last chapter book so yeah so I talk about you. Know How a lot of times we things become we let it make us bitter and instead of it whenever something is starting to make spit or we need to be asking ourselves. How does this make us better not bitter? God and so when we think about making ourselves better and not bitter how then we understand that sort of negative that failure that those those drawdowns and what is it that we value. Why does it still bother us? Why is it still chip on our shoulder? You can tell me without telling the names in protecting the innocent you're in academia so the stakes are so low that you must have had people try to screw you over many times. Yeah I I really will get cancelled when I started talking about the Times. I've been screwed over academe. Yeah no loyalty is so loyalty is so big. That's like me to under the my number. One it's yeah like I feel like Lord work a loyalty. We'll hardwork should come forth after enriching delighting guiding but no loyalty and trustworthy Nash. Sort of empathy. Like those are my three. I feel like you switch out any one of those and you become like a completely different sort of person and I mean I think the Times that still sort of it's it's those situations where You know someone stabs you in the back and you're like and especially when you value loyalty and trustworthiness and you and you really like have somebody's best interest at heart and then you realize that other people are those who for just a tiny bit personal gain. We'll step on lots of other people so I think it's those and I think this is not unique to me. I think we all sort of have these experiences where we feel that this has happened but you have to make it. How how does this make you better and not bitter? How do you change that? How do you and I mean I think it's you didn't tell me yours. By the way most deflect. Isu Yours gave you the gave the macro is one that actually too but yeah we'll go composite. Yeah for me. A person's not gonNA listen through the surf. Narcissist thing to do is true. They listen to you and your success now narcissist because anyways but tell us tell us on. I feel like I'm on the Ellen show or something but secretly reveal like the gender of I'm not pregnant but I'm feeling the jet fuel of my might. Maybe I've always dreamed of like being in a situation when somebody tries to like get information out of me on like talk show so this kind of feels composite of how you got this person and the narcissist who Screwed you and then how you let it not make you better. I think the I'll start with the second peace. I mean well either way into that. I think the the letting me I mean. There's it's entrepreneurs do this all the time as well right. You have to sort of ride the emotions while understanding those emotions but not getting carried away by that so what I mean by entrepreneurs. Sometimes you know you have these extreme highs and these extreme lows and often. They're all in the same day and you have to be able to. I think one of the characteristics that makes a really good founder is being able to understand that. There's going to be huge failures and huge successes and Hughes really depressing days and really exhilarating days and while you're understanding that still being able to feel those emotions while not getting carried away with it consumed by them. Yeah you don't WanNa be consumed by them but you WANNA understand them because there's so much data in those emotions are so much data in. Why does it feel so depressing? Why is it like what is it? That's really nagging at me and understanding that sort of feeling and I think. Unpacking IT unpacked. Meditating on it and knowing what I talk about a lot which is life rhymes and we have situations in our life that have made us feel a certain way and then a couple years later will will. It'll be a different context or a different situation but will feel that same emotion or that. Same feeling like something won't sit right and there's so much information in that that's how we build our experience and our mental models and our Schema and our intuition. That's how we sort of Hoenig by being your mind. You give me your first and then I'll give you my. I'm trying to get you to answer a question host. You'RE GONNA give yours too so while I was going to give you a reward for giving Me Yours. I I need a little speed right fine. I'll give it to you now. Speaking of edge I always looked at when you are screwed. People do come at you and they do in business and I I long look at business as war. Yeah and there's really two types of confrontations when it comes to violence. There's quick there's extended right and if you look at the Samurai and that's why I assure them food is on the wall over there. A. Ha And or or the jet I which remodeled have the Samurai When they take that sort out and they use it. And if you ever see you Jim. Oh this famous scene where children it takes to sort out in cuts guys arm off and lays on the floor. And then they cut to the sword being put back on his belt and into the sheath and the blood being taken off of it and it happens in seconds and that it's over as opposed to a barroom brawl which goes on forever. He wore a war. That goes on forever and I think in my younger years sometimes I went to war with people and it was never ending because it was not definitive. And what I've learned over time is you. You know I went to war with people over decades or a decade. Now if I go to war with somebody it's going to be either. They're ignoring it. And they're just ghosted forever And just give them zero attention or the possibility is like the Cantina scene in the original star wars where OBI WAN takes out and he says. Listen this young one is not worth your trouble. The guy says well you know I wanNA fight anyway and it takes out the sword and cuts guys armor Lucas took from Kerala. And then that's why Chris. I was books on the wall here. It's one of my heroes and by the way that is a great book. Something like a biography. He stole that Lucas from from the Jimbo scene. And you see the guys armful on the ground. Yeah then the light sabers put away turned off just like the sword went away and turned up and so now when somebody does something disagreement happened recently. I just swung the sword. Cut THEIR ARM off. Put It away and never show that person's name or that person will never be in our my life again. Never will I take to sort out again because I cut their arm off already? I already learned their lesson but not everyone has that opportunity do they do. You must follow the sword train. Sounds almost like a count of Monte Cristo? Sort of thing like train and you train you train. And then like POW and there's lights here he stay in the jail for a long extended period of time and then got his revenge but he did his review. He'll ravel's revenge because it's a shallow victory afterwards. Like trust me in your Jimbo or start events that other person from like retaliating they have one arm and they want to keep it. I mean I know. It's about speaking in generalities you're giving talking about if somebody comes at you. Yeah and you show them that sword and the experience what it feels like for that blade to hit they very rarely would say you know what it's like to be in front of that blade again and in this case it was just dropping the top legal firm in the world and a bunch of paper on somebody and saying see this is this is the thing about. I mean not ever this is I mean frivolous. Lawsuits are everywhere. This Niagara Lewis. Here's what's going to happen. Yeah well this is the thing I mean we. The the legal system is supposed to be about justice and about truth and about all these sorts of things. Do you believe it is. I believe it's flawed but the best one we got you know so far in humanity But and it can work for the underdog more than the person who is the person with the big Chip Stack but also worked out. So I was recently advising somebody who got screwed and didn't have a lot of power. It is a good is a valid observation you made which is I resources now and I have the sort but when I didn't somebody else was in a similar situation. I said you know what you should do. You should write a blog post and you should detail exactly how this investor screwed you. I said and then you should say to them as they've ousted you from your company I I disagree with what you've done and I'm not going to see you but I'm going to write this blog post and I'm gonNA publish it And I'M GONNA give the story to the Wall Street Journal and business insider in anybody else will listen and I am going to tell every founder who contact. I'm going to put your name in the title and every founder. I'M GONNA put in the first sentence. Email me anytime. If you'd like a reference for this individual and then watch exactly how quickly and that's a different type of wedding that investors sue you for slander. No no no. Why not because? The investor knows that suing a founder. He's the worst possible recourse and settling with the founder is the best possible recourse because then they go. You're crazy and you don't care and let me tell you something. There is one person you do not want to fight with. Which is somebody who has nothing left to lose? And that's there's this is where having nothing left to lose is a very powerful thing when you truly get screwed and you're nothing then. The other person has to realize well you're backed into a corner show you might as well fight your way out. There's a chance you might make it out And the person who has a lot at stake who has the money and the power says do. I want to risk everything. I've spent fifty years building to have this blog post on the Internet and that person. I'm going to sue them. And they have nothing and then they're just going to write more blog posts. Yes so complicated. Underestimate the power of just. There's so much there's so much nuance there. There's the nuance behind the the person with the resources who can continue right whereas the other person can't continue because they don't have the resources for the for the for the lawyers in the legal you. You underestimate that person. Who can then write his or her own blog post. Even if it's complete lies all of these things I mean. I think the visit would never do that once. They're faced with the possibility of other founders seeing them it up with the founder of not being able to control that relationship they will say it's not worth dealing with that person. This actually happened online just over the last couple of days with vc who's been tweeting crazy stuff And every a couple of bad stories about this person won't say their name on the show but just makes it very hard for that investor. Then when they're having a conversation with a founder to say I'm not going to create radioactivity activity around your startup. Yeah less. You want to tell us your story. We're GONNA talk. I mean there's so many hints of what you said already. Yeah obvious when I feel like the bitterness comes when there's legal sort of things and I mean but but that is I'm GonNa get some of your advice off line about southeast SORTA thing about bitterness a lot of times if people feel there's no off ramp said the Iran situation offering if people feel powerless. Yeah they will try to take their power back and that could be very dangerous for you. So that's why like the art of saddling. Yeah swear it's kind of Nice when you take the sort out and you're like here's a sword and I'm about to swing it and I'm like Oh no you put this roadway okay great or you swing it and it's like you still got that. Other person is a rational logical person but anyways you know clearly clearly there's a lot of clearly there's a lot of feelings and emotions that see. This is what I said. Within ten seconds my students can bring up things that are decades long long years year long sort of bitterness and things that they can. I mean we all have these these newer so that was your in-involved sort of that. I'll give you sort of a composite You know I had someone that I was. I was mentoring and pretty much Was helping this person along doing all these things. And then that person Basically scooped a paper that I had already started working on. Yeah Yeah and So that sort of the composite. Wow person scooped your idea for a great paper and ran with it. Yes and claimed sole ownership of it so that would be like you worked on the screenplay together and they're like yeah you don't get when I get win best screenplay like you and I were Ben Affleck and Matt Damon we when we wrote goodwill hunting right best picture best picked up and get it. Yes man you know. This happened to the person who wrote the screenplay writer of pulp fiction with Tarantino got kind of marginalized in that process by Harvey Weinstein and his vocal about. This happens often. How did you deal with that? Bitterness did you carry well. There was lots of dimensions associated with that. I mean but I think the I think friends with the person yes and Fred's no more now pa. This person cared more about that paper than the friendship with you. Yes how does that make you feel? Well this is feeling really like talk show e when you said you wanted giving you your mom always go to Laura moment with with with Oprah Ellen I feel like I mean I can't. I can't have empathy here and have a moment with you. Alan would probably have read my whole book before. Yeah Yeah so I'm working my way third. No idea what's on my plate seriously like that's got to be a gut punch. It's devastating devastating. So you know But I mean that is. There's there's an element of that. I think that we all have and so like it's that is sort of adversity. We have to flip that adversity into our advanced. So you're bitter. How is it me anymore now that bitterness into better nece you know I think it sounds funny? But there's some people that you just you can't ever negotiate with. I think like someone once said that Gosh I really don't WanNa like now I'm like saying but they're a friend of mine. Who was in the military he was like? You know. You just don't negotiate with Kim Jong Il because there's no there's no way to really you know you don't so you just kind of it is what it is and Soleil Lemon isolate them and you go on with your life and you sort of do your thing and that's really that's really what it is. Yeah would I tell? People is I had somebody I had loaned some money to freshman amount and They said. Hey I'll write you a check back When I was in my twenties they write me a check. Back for the fifty bucks loaned him. Check bounced I got charged fifteen bucks. 'cause I guess you put in a check that you that balances you get. I charge. I'll say what the heck is says. Now it's this is costing me fifteen dollars more than the fifty and I was upset about it and my brother said to me. That's the best fifty dollars you've ever spent. Yeah you never have to talk to that person again. They were going to avoid you forever. 'cause they don't WanNa see you because they don't want to give you the fifty bucks back and therefore you pay fifty dollars to eliminate that person from your life and that's how I felt about you know my break up with Mike Arrington very famous and that was one where I just didn't take to sort out. I got into a wrestling match and we were like in a mud. Pit and a friend of mine was like you know you guys are in a mud pet and like when you're in a mud pit like that like the pig likes it. Yes and nobody. Also who the other person is. I'm not saying guarantees designed. Just he did enjoy being. Interestingly match with me like it was like something he clearly enjoyed and it was and cutting personnel then led to me doing launch. Yeah and the funds yeah and the Uber Investment rose other stuff so literally getting guaranteed out of my life was like cutting off like hundred pound anchor. I'm just chuckling. Because my friend a friend of mine actually gave a very the the same analogy. She just used it a different context. She basically said pretty people shouldn't get into bar fights. That's where I feel when I look in the mirror and I'm like you want this face to get in a bar. You have nothing left to lose the people who are scarred as fast as I. Yeah let's face go right. They don't care but people shouldn't get into BAR FIGHTS. It's a nice way of saying what is your hope for people reading the book and what they ultimately come away with if somebody walks up to industry two three four ten years from now this is reg. Here's what it did for me. Yeah what would be the most meaningful thing for them to say to you? Yeah I mean I have gotten so many really thoughtful notes already that have been so meaningful and I think you know the these these notes and these. This is who I was actually ready. As I was reading the book I was thinking of these people who are who are aspirational and believe in themselves. But other people haven't for whatever reason and so it's really this message of you can empower yourself. You can flip all of this. You can flip obstacles and stereotypes and challenges. Flip that in your favor and able to flip that in your favor that's when you can create your own edge and it's not. This book is not just for women or people of Color. This is intended for anybody who feels that. They're being marginalized and who wants to get an edge resolutely. It's both those people who are trying to succeed and trying to get somewhere but feel like they can't I also as I was writing it. There is a number of instances where I found that You know parents for whatever reason. We'll ask professors for parenting advice. Because they think that I don't know whatever your professor and so they teach them realizing as they were sort of ask is that parents are fighting so hard to try and give their kids in advantage. I mean they're fighting so hard. We see instances where parents are illegally buying their kids as I and trying to get legal by them into colleges but on a more benign in a in a legal way. Private coaches extra tutoring extracurriculars but instead of fighting so hard to give your kids in edge which might just be one dimensional instead. Teach them how to so how the creek their own edge teach them how to create their own edge so that they know how to go into a situation and how they enrich and how they can delight in how they can guide those perceptions of others so they have that advantage in every context today. Almost every school you Wanna learn is available on Youtube or online or Sarah or acts or Mit. Harvard business. School Harvard Business School has all the courses online. Will WE H. So there's an online. Yeah and all the course wears free. You only pay to get. The paper is my understand these things if all of the course where in the world is out there and then all the prerequisites are on brilliant dot org which were investors in or Khan Academy was places. How do you account for motivation? And the fact that so many people who Don't feel they can get an edge are spending five hours a day watching television and just not motivated to Ed Skills. Were educate themselves when all this free education out there. I was looking at. Mit Course where recently? And I was watching. These videos on. Youtube are like the huge unlocked to getting a job anywhere in tak like machine learning course right and they have three hundred thousand views. And I'm just like you know. And then some idiotic. Youtubers got one hundred million views for a video billion views. How do you account for motivation? And the fact that so many people want to complain about the system being broken They don't have an edge. The systems you know stopping them yet. They don't want to go. Get the skills which are freely available online. I mean I always say that everyone can learn it. Everyone can learn this. Everyone can learn to create their own edge but not everyone is willing to and that willingness comes from a lot of different factors. I mean one factor is that you have to be willing to be okay with failure and embarrassment. You're going to embarrass yourself and the more you and when you embarrass yourself. Most people sort of say like never again. I'm never going to put myself in that situation. But that's actually the situation which you should be doubling down you down and like because I mean we don't learn as much as we'd like to say like make that mistake once and then you'll never make it again. I don't know sometimes it takes me two or three times making steak before I really get it and so you have to be willing to have that humility and that failure and that embarrassment to to sort of learn this I mean I think the other piece of it is that you know we we. There's so much information out there. There's almost now too much. And so we assume that we have everything at our disposal but really in order to grow. You have to prune companies have to do. This people have to do this. You have to go back to. What are the basics? What are your basic goods? What are your basic things that really make you? And companies as they grow and scale they lose out on this all the time they start adding features they start adding you know different segments all these things but go back to what you're good at if you are. Yeah if you are an Italian restaurant and your thing is like homemade pasta. Yeah right yeah make sure that that stays right even as you grow and expand your menu and do all these other things explaining this to somebody. We were eating Japanese restaurant in place and they my favorite Rahman place in San Mateo. And they were like I. They don't have like tempera and I was like I. You have not been to Japan right now. If you said this in Japan they would say you're in a Rahman restaurant if you want to pour the tours down as a temporary restaurant and in Japan. It's like the cats who restaurants Katz restaurant and the Kobe beef and the sushi place in America. This weird perception. That like you go to a Japanese restaurant and they're like there's the cats who and they're sure Sushi and they're sure Brahmin and they're sure temporizing. There's no thought of like which one are they. Excellent and you cannot be excellent that all four or five things. Pick one excellent in deep lakes and on this. 'cause I get this advice to talk to my kid. Or what should I tell my kid? And I'm like the ability to learn skills quickly. Is the unlock like if you can add a skill in a very short period of time it is so impressive to employers and so effective when running a startup and just having a meeting before we got an air with founder who just was a hardware founder. Who taught himself all the sales and marketing stuff. Yeah and is doing much better than you know the VP of sales like the chief revenue officer that would cost three or four hundred thousand because they just took the three to six months to learn everything about sales and marketing and the whole funnel. This is the unlock is just learnt being able to learn these skills quickly. Yeah Yeah I mean. It's so critical because you can't be excellent at six things at once. No and so. That's the sort of you have to prune in order to grow as you're growing and trying to get bigger keep going back to. What are the one or two things that you're really really good at? Keep building from there just like a tree. Right tree wants to grow. Got To prune away the the extra stuff so that you can grab fifty limbs that are all the big thick ones you know. It's like maybe the street or something right. All right listen continued success. You gotta go. You got more press to do on your book tour. Congratulations and the book tours. Going well it is it is. It's it's like a little overwhelming but is also I mean you do research. It's like statistics and finding this is like their stories in there about me and people I know and it's so vulnerable in a way so it's also sort of exhausting terrifying that people are reading. These things story tempted were friends and so I was tempted to send the MP three file to him where you talk about him as a guy. I can't do that because the publisher sent me. These and I don't want to have empty. I don't know if it's a one whenever I'm sure he's heard I won't say that you love story. I'll save it for the leaders and then my big unlock for you with the book. Getting an edge. I created Angel Dot University with Mike Savino couple of Jackie here on the staff and We did that course. Fifteen Times since the book came out and it was my way to meet fifty people sixty people who read the book and then teach them to go more in depth. What you have here is the beginning of an edge course where you could do getting an edge live and just charge people. Three hundred bucks include lunch or dinner and really get to know like the people who read the book and create like the next level where they can work with each other and meet people around the book because books are about Community today. I just information in the book I find and this was a huge amok from me because I had maybe a thousand people come to live events like talking about Angel University another. I did dim-sum. Qna's which worked really well so doing any kind of live like fifty people twenty-five person events you know I- interactive that can ask questions and hang out with some are sort of you know these QNA kind of thing. But that's a great suggestion. I need to figure out how to how to make a power plant and walk people through a course that's ended and it is so powerful to meet the readers and answer their questions and then you just feel you figure out what you left out of the book. Yeah that's great. That's great course. Everybody go by the book. Laura Wine. It is edge. You have a website for the book or just edged Dot Net Paradis H. A. N. G. And we'll see you all next time on this week by by.

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"Stugatz here advance auto parts hooking you up big this October big as in ten thousand dollars plus a virtual meet and greet with yours truly and the rest of the day and Lebatardshow Gang just text Lebatardshow L. E. ATA or D. Two, seven, seven, three, three, three to enter then head to advance auto parts for a diehard battery because you're going to want the most reliable durable powerful battery under your hood. So you're ready for your victory lap after winning adventure, auto advance, auto parts, and participating carquest locations. Limit one entry per day see advance auto parts dot com for details. It's the shipping container and we're rocking with you even though it's Tuesday. No talking today we're straight rocking. It's billy it's Chris. It's Tony. It's Roy and it's Greg Cody guys last night was a fun little sports Monday nights little in game blow up playoff. Baseball and I missed all of it. I felt asleep really early last night can anyone fill me I saw the scores Times you fall asleep I went to sleep around like all like I just wasn't watching I. went to sleep probably nine, forty five, which is really early for me and I just didn't see any of it was a good action what I miss. It was a great NFL game drew brees came back from the dead Justin Herbert. Looked really good and now all of a sudden the dolphins did the dolphins make the wrong pick with to a talk has begun. When so well? I. Mean. First of all, they lost last night there one in four like the talk of Herbert that high I know he lives having that talk but the dolphins specifically, some National Pundit I saw a headline I didn't even bother to read the story because I rolled my eyes. It's like come on. We're five games into the season hasn't even thrown a pass yet Herbert's team has one four. Can we just pump the brakes a little back? I'm with you bleep herber. Now, it's the dolphins drafted. Herbert. Over to. The camp hard. Is that guy's got an arm but yeah, I mean until you see to, he can't do that. I'm also really is that Roy you're on your is at that. is rolled. Roy has your Internet going is everything fixed? Ed Tech said that apparently does ground issue. Apparently. Power surge happened in the knockdown everything. So roundish issue. Exclusive she. Says Call. Logical Company so Call Electrical Company now. Let, me ask you a question. When's the next time you plan on going bowling? That's interesting because I saw this weird thing that you dry places and it's like Oh that's open. That's Everything is open now and I don't know man lot of touching lot of hands I know where the more we learn about this virus it's not as hands on it's more airborne. So I feel a little bit better about potentially bullying. I'm not going bowling to answer your question bowling. Seems like one of those things and look, let me just get out in front of this. In front of this I should say I'm pro bowling I'm a big fan of bowling. I don't WanNA, see bowling businesses fail or closed none of that right I like a good bowling alley like the play pool at the bowling alley like that whole scene that like the off yeah I like it. I mean, I do sometimes without the laser light shows crag. Out there what happened to? The ball and that's it. You guys don't like late night bowling. But it's not the game the way it was intended to be play. I'm pretty sure helmet lane white versions. I'm pretty sure Greg has done a back in my day on like the idea of like at night turning into a nightclub at a bowling alley I exactly have done that. But elect like billy. I'm I'm pro bowling I was a fuller. We will leave before we had Christopher we have a single couple we were league bowlers that was my first job at the Miami Herald is a part timer was running broward bowling column and interviewing all these local bowlers and everything just rolled a six, eight, hundred and Carter. That's Exactly. I missed the carters what happened to them. They. He he bet he passed away I'm not sure if she's still around or not I mean he seemed like a to boozy for bullying you're like me. Rather go to Blue Martini yeah I'm not a big bowler but what's the saddest bowling alley you guys have ever been to because I have the champion saddest place and it was when I was living in Connecticut. My fiance, my wife now came up and we're just hanging out for the weekend ignite out A. Big, night out. Out. We were we were going to watch a movie, but the movie was a little bit later rights. We had some time to kill. You know bullying movie night. Love it is a car haven't been bowling here could give what we can do it. There's a big theater outside of right outside of Bristol and there is a place called Leonard. Lanes, and it was the saddest moving ahead ever been to there was like two old people like running the show like just getting tickets. There was like three lanes like there was pins that were broken. The floor was all screwed up. There was like give it's where you would bowl. It was the saddest place and I walked in I'm like Oh my God I can't stay here is everything sad in Bristol because like I know they have that sad waterpark right next to the campus did you ever go to that? The water? Water. A theme park wherever year they have like there's America. Zeleny. A water. Well. It's got both but know that place actually pretty cool and I'm trying to the name escapes me now but I'll never forget that you have been there. Yes. Because of a company retreat. Okay. Yeah. But Leonard Lanes I'll never forget the the saddest bowling alley ever been to we. There was a mini golf on the side indoor mini golf inside Leonard Lanes many golf and left Roy you get Roy gives off the vibe of he's a decent bowler but he bulls a straight ball he doesn't curve it none of that curbing nonsense. Not. True I am A. Bad Bowler. Oh. Bowler. I'm Mike you know you can bowl like the first game of a one, twenty, five, one thirty. But if I find my groove in the second or third game I can get up to the one sixties or seventies where you guys at. My. League, my highest average was one, sixty one in my best game. My career game is a two, twenty, two who. Typically. If I bowl now and I both three games, I'm going to be right around four hundred. Wow I, mean, you're a greg likes to do this relay lives in his thirties like eight sky hasn't actually bowled three games in a row probably since NAM. Now, when you when you go, you want you know what I hate about bowling with the group on top of the laser light shows in all of that the whole. Charade I hate is the slow bowler right? Let's see if you're if you're going into like okay. Well, we have a for an hour. We have in for two hours whatever it is right in your leg. You have this good tempo going this good pace and it's like I'm going to go to the bathroom. It's like, can you wait? Wait until after your turn to go to the bathroom. Around to go get another drink alleys owes at the kid the concession stand it's returnable sally. Let's fill hurry back and especially when it's a race against the clock because then it's like look right now we're in the frame, your bowling forty five or the rest of us have a good game going. We'd like to try to finish the last two framed. We only have ten minutes land. There's no way if you keep to the bathroom and you keep going and doing this that we're all GonNa Finish, the game can we just Kinda skip ahead? Can we skip your turn and then? There's the offense. Fine if you want, you can skip my turn. That's fine. It's like well, I know that you don't want me to skip your turn. So I guess we're just GonNa, and then what always happens it's the frame, your like two people away. You're going for like your personal best there and you're not gonna be able to finish the game boom lights turn off your. Balls going down the lane hits, the pins nothing that scored just says, click whatever to start a new game. It's like why am I gonNA spend three hundred dollars do like another two friends bullying ought to happen I'll tell be honest with you if sally takes more than like a minute and she's bullying a crappy game on bowling for Sally, I don't give a shit. I'll just go I don't think I know any salaries me neither old fashioned name it seems like a name that would be on mound greg more of names because it's such an old name. Thank you for their reference by the way to other quick points about bowling number one. I Miss Feeling in my own score I don't need the electric off. I don't need the electric scoring WANNA fill in my own scored. So that I'm enabled able to cheat should I choose to be my choice number? Two people think of bowling is this low rent blue-collar cheap sport bowling damn expensive. If you go with like two other people in your rent the lane for an hour in. You have to rent shoes and all this stuff, and you know it's just a fifty eight dollars to bowl for an hour or an, and that's not even including You know the pitcher of beer and all that stuff. So bullying cheap people are you the type of bowling savant? Greg that can like if I'm if I have a nine and two strikes spare in an eight year like You're about one year at ninety five so far. Up Just by looking at. Those can figure it out. It's confusing. Really now but sometimes when you have a bunch when you haven't left something open and you have a bunch of spares and all like predict what you can get well, no, it's when you have strikes because spares go I, want you basically just wait hold on. All you do is if you have a spare, you add the maximum which is ten to that thing then just say and it gets confusing when you're Chris Cody, you have a lot of marks are a lot of a lot of strikes lot of spares so it can get what's your what's your best score I've I've golden my life like a one ninety something in my heyday and I don't know if I've ever gotten two hundred. Twenty two greg. Wanting to he has to be exact an easy number to remember them I, write you know back to Billy's point about the stress Olas my point your point was that like if you do it by the hour, it can get stressful late in it because you have slow bowlers you gotta go by the game it might be a little more expensive, but it takes the stress out of it and you know you get to finish every game that you start. But I feel like I get more bang for the buck if I do the our it depends It depends on many sallies you're with if you're the wells alleys, you gotta go by the game. The reason I ask this is because I was looking on my t mobile Tuesday apple and they were giving away a free game of bowling I was like you know what I don't think I'm ready to go back to bowl and yet I don't think I. Am I don't think i. want to be touching many things as possible and bowling kind of if you go in a group and you're getting like finger foods is really gross when you think about it right? Because you're going and you're getting a pizza then you're putting your hand in the bowling ball and then I mean how many times we realistically washing your hands touch the bowling ball and if You Get Wings God heaven forbid if you get wings and then if you have the situation where you have the Split Lane, you're on one side and there's another group on the other side and they get wings. Then you put your hand in the ball and there's I don't remember eating wings have wing sauce on my fingers. Now, what's going on with that? That's the worst but you don't want to be the person that takes custom bowling ball to a bowling alley on like a Friday night writer leg bowling shoes a hate that bowling shoes are so dumb start on shoes. Why do we need special shoes for bowling because before it would be a thing. Where you have the Nice Polished Lane Ray and you'd have kind of like a little bit a slide on your shoe. So you go and you bowl and you do a little slide and it'll be an elegance slide as you're in the crouch position with your hand in front of you on the other hand back. But now Bolan shoes are like basketball shoes they have a crazy grip. If you try to do this slide, you're going to trip and fall on your face cracked a two front teeth I. Don't know if there's a deal with the dentist what's going? On there, but it's not you can't slide anymore and no one's saying lanes because again, laser light shows that are going on there at night. One respects the bowling alley anymore. But all of this is to say I'm not ready to go back to bowling at too many things because I can't wear gloves when a bowling is. If you wear a glove, it's usually fingerless glove, but then I still get the germs of my hand and I'm not gonNA wear regular glove because you need to have the touch when you're bowling my right Greg Yeah, you're gonNA feel your fingers. In in three holes, you guys ever I don't know what benefited has, but I do it because it looks it makes me look like I'm a good boy before your turn go a little air conditioning vent your head near at. Hand Yeah, your fingers that little wagle the air conditioning just to like make let people like I know what this is for I'm using it. Now you gotta do that you got to do you line up on the arrows on the floor yeah I'm usually I'm actually a little off center to like one Arrow to the left. I usually go I think I, used to go out to arrows back row because there's usually two rows of Eros back row outer to. AGO drive a hand a little bit They also, I don't have it when I was in the League. When I was in the League I, highly a rosin bag wasn't a bag. It was like inside the bag but when I was in my bowling league eight years old or whatever yet had a little I think it was a dolphins, our dicks. Little Bit. Yeah. Yeah. No it's the same about golf and bowling is that if you're playing with somebody who you've never played for and played with at all, you judge them by the first shot it right on a golf course if they hit a good key shot, you're you're like, all right they can play. You know they may have just locked out in bowling. If. You throw the beautiful strike on your very first shot. is like everybody's nodding? Yeah. He can bowl. You know that maybe you're only striking the game and you may be lousy bullet. But that first impression of feel like in bowling is is paramount How do you feel about the etiquette of when you have a crowded bowling alley and there's somebody at your lanes to you're right near left and because there's the etiquette of You don't go if somebody's stepping up to you wait and you kind of just take turns but then you always get the P. One group people to your right who don't know that rule and Europe there trying to set up for this. Turkey and ads you start to go this guy comes flying by you on the right and it's just like dude, learn some etiquette. Yeah or you get the kids bowling party on the lane next year you know we're a bunch of eight year. Old Kids are like flying up another lane no. Nonsense I, don't even want to ask you how you feel about Bumpers Greg I. don't even WanNa, go there. Well Bumpers are okay if my granddaughter. Two and a half is bowling She can have bumpers now. Listen sometimes in life you fail. Really. Areas. Although others in life like in bowling. Out of them I remember back as a kid though I did enjoy trying to Ricky Lake Bowl with gut with bumpers ricochet back and forth although in on we've all done it. We've all been there Equivalent of bumpers in in golf where they have like giant walls on either side of the fairway so that you really it's impossible to slice or hook that badly. Wow. I. Love that idea that's a game changer. Yeah. Every support should have bumpers. I've completely flipped on Becker. Every sport should have bumpers nothing should be out of play magic. With big wall down the fenway, just the the green monster around the entire field. Hockey. I hot in its hockey. Is a sport fun. Not played it. One day. OCOEE was not fun. Man I my my shins still hurt from that hockey experience. How's that possible? You're just cherry pick you're sitting on one end of the ice and you're just putting it in. No. I'm not talking about our sumo hockey that didn't hurt as much. I'm talking about is playing hockey at the ice rink. Oh that was a disaster cherry picking. Let me three goals. Tony sought anyways. So I feel like we've closed the door bowling anyone else have any other bullying thoughts nervous. Unable Okay I feel Mighty Ryan. You hate bullying because it's total sport. I can't play it well and I don't like it. All right. Hold on a second. What are your bottom three sports roy I was going to go Roy rank your sports. Your top five sports in order of like dislike. Let's do top five sports that you like and we'll do your bottom three. Yeah. I want to know about. The worst at the that's GonNa. Bowling. Okay. So I guess top five would be. Baseball hockey football basketball, soccer. Five Big Five's. Him there on your bottom bowling. Yeah mom three is basically all bowling. Of. Anything, we talked about today in the world. It just happens to be that we lucked into your least favorite conversation, which is bowling. Lucky for. Right now to bleep that all right what We feel like we crush this bowling segment, we hit every angle elbowing that you complain everything. Now I got something else good though we gave him the wacky. So now we're going to get him with the serious stuff beds are absolutely on any get off on chess with beds. Have you guys noticed you know any couples that don't have sides of the beds? Never, asked. You guys all have sides of your beds with your spouse is right every single night same side of the bed. Right I have come across multiple couples in recent weeks that just don't have sides of the beds and it blew my mind because I was just like every couple nobody does that that's like a zero percent type thing and currently there are people out there that don't have sides of the beds and it's just baffling to me. That is weird because with with. My wife and I may. Even on the road like even if we're in a hotel. It's still I'm always on the right and she's always. have. That's actually a little different I don't think I. Usually we do the thing with I'm usually closest to the door because I'm a tough tough man who can defend my honor. So we're in a hotel room Chris gets the closest spot to the door so he can defend the family if need be. Like, Tony's with me on that I see vigorous nodding. Yeah. I defend the family as well. I'm always the left side of the bed and usually the left side of the best closest to the door. Anyway my wife likes being away from the door so. What kind of conversations are you having with your couple friends that this is coming up where what side of the bet you? I'm greg covers a swinger. Side of the bed you. Know. I was talking to a friend on the phone a couple of weeks ago and he just referenced how he someone he works with. He was like so blown away by it that he just said it to me at an hour. So I was like, wow, that's crazy. So I went inside I was so blown away with it but I went. To my wife and I'm like Alex has a friend Borough Blah that, and then she's like Susie that I work with her husband do that. So I was like, Oh my God this is a thing. There are people out there that just don't have sides of the beds and it blew my mind because I would guess that it was literally zero percent. But. If it's about establishing a pattern, right like every day, you'd have to switch the pattern right or else you start sleeping on the same side of the bed right? Because if you don't have all sleep on this side night one night site, the other you're going out of your way to not have that pattern. Here's something that I miss also feel like you might be with me. Mattresses. Remember when used to flip the mattress and it was like you got a whole new mattress and you do that every couple months every couple of weeks or whatever it was like. Wow I, side of the mattress I'm sleeping good. Now now mattresses tell you this ways the top of the mattresses with the bottle mattresses the foot of the matches. This is the head of the mattress and I can't do anything wrong with the mattress anymore before I put it any way of four configurations radic this setup this side down decide had this site foot. I can't do that anymore now pes- like Aero's in its directing like this is the way you're going to sleep, and then once they get a groove in that matches, it can't flip it over to freshen it up at all. I am not a mattress flipper Might when my mattress know when when my mattress becomes softer or Or whatever I buy a new mattress you know it's it's heavy. It's awkward. I can't be bothered with that. I am a pillow flipper. I'm. In. But yeah. But not a mattress clipper, but you'd like to have the option. Would you not? To, flip. Yeah I don't want to spend thousands of dollars on something and have them. To use it if I WANNA, flip this mattress, I'm GonNa flip the Max sure. Want this to be the head of my bed. This could be the head of my bed kid at not it could. It's your mattress man you paid good bucks for it When I ended when I was on vacation a couple of weeks ago I was in a hotel that had a perfect mattress and a perfect pillow, which is a rare thing 'cause in a hotel usually you get one either have the beds. Okay and the pillows just fantastic or the pillows little Ryan you need like six of them but the mattress is good. It's rare that you get both like even like I have not the threat. The Dan. We stayed at the hotel for Dan's wedding and you know Dan Rich Person Very. Fee. Hotel beautiful. Hotel. Not a great pillow not great pillow at that hotel. If I'm being honest let does it's an example of a it doesn't mean if you have a field tell you're gonNA have a good mattress and pillow it's rare to find it any hotel a good mattress and pillow Combo. So when you find it, you gotta hold onto it. I feel like. Hotel good hotels tend to Overdo the pillows you check into your room and the first thing he notices that there's like four pillows on each side of the bed and the pillows are stacked like three feet high. What am I supposed to do with all those bills is like trying to eat a sandwich That's taller than your mouth is wide and you have to I I ended up throwing half the pillows on the floor and giving one of my wife and putting on the closet because. One pillow does the job. If you need. If you need to pillows under your head, it means you're pillows are two flat. They don't have enough in them. I hate flat pillows writes. pepys I need a nice firm pillow. I can put my neck behind and not have to worry about it all night. If I WANNA flip it to get to the cool side. Perfect. Not, to be Super Buji when I went on my honeymoon and we stayed in like that villa thing. The first thing we walked in we did is they gave us a tour of where everything was and they took us to the room and I swear to God. There was forty pillows on the bed like sort of from the head of the bed almost to the bottom. There was eighteen different decorative pillows. There was seven to sleep with there was there was like an elephant that they created out of a towel. Where do you? Had to move all, throw it down floors ridiculous pants to make. We. You said. Yeah, your thought on pillows, breads or anything. Yeah. Hotel beds. We. Don't, trust. Them. Maybe trust in general because bed bugs though. Sleep elsewhere no. We actually bring like a little shower curtain. They don't penetrate through the shower sounds like a loud sleep like your wage. An actual shower kerner like one of those plastic sheets. Plastic sheet. Curtain that was a plastic sheet before. So yeah, we re bring those so we can avoid. UNTRUSTWORTHY BEDS IN HOTELS? Okay, what if the bedbug crawls up over the busek sheet onto the side where the human bodies are as never happened before Greg How's think about? That right I imagine those bedbugs are when they see that she'd go down there. Now. I'M GONNA put extra effort into go get him like normally I just chilling this bed and I don't really attack everybody that comes in it, but this guy is actively trying to avoid me so I'm to go bite him. Did you have bad experience at a hotel with bedbugs in the past because this seems like a very me think the do and even I, have not done that I've read an article about it in a knows about it. So that's why we decided to go with this technique. When did this start because I want with you to the Bahamas one time you did not take Well. Cigarette at the time man happy wife happy life. When we come back sports. When you need your bank capital one is right in the palm of your hand. 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I feel like they're in the middle of the pack at least as far as a team and they haven't even unleashed to a yet. Everyone was expecting this team to be a bottom five team like how do you evaluate the dolphins? I think they're in a year rebuild and I think their second year is where it should be in I. Think by next year, they're going to compete they're gonNA compete but until you see to Until he plays and prove himself and looks like the high first rounder he is. It's tough to totally the sold on the dolphins. You know what I'm saying if to isn't all that or if he's to one of these, guys are going to need two years to marinate in learn his craft than Than we have to withhold sort of the enthusiasm but right now I I like what they're doing. I don't the running game is a mystery to me because they go out and get Jordan Howard and Matt Brita in the off season to name running backs and now miles gas. The leaks name known of the three is there featured back. I'm not sure that the running back room is is real productive right now. And they need it to be but you know devante Parker looks like the real deal If the quarterback can say healthy I think they have the foundation of of good defense they went out and got some pass rushers in free agency, and that's been the biggest improvement for the team I think. Greg it's been a long time since we've seen a wide receiver breakout in his fifth year right? Like did you did you close the book on Tape Parker after four years and be like look? He's just not going to be that guy and then all of a sudden turn the corner with that quarterback play like what's your thoughts and Devante? Parker like into a legit wide receiver one. Yeah. You are entirely correct. He was a a bus. You know he was a fourteen I. think Fourteenth Overall Pick. Who couldn't stay healthy couldn't stay on the field wasn't that productive. Surly guy in the locker room being honest didn't always convey a great attitude and then all of a sudden he has the one huge game in New England, where he schools Stefan Gilmore. One of the best quarterbacks in the league in something just seemed to click and they. You know he's he's a favorite target obviously for Fitzpatrick and you know he's tall His hands can go up forever when he's Getting a an either or ball and yeah he's he looks like a number one wideout right now whereas two years ago he looked like a bus. It's weird to see a guy blossoms fifth year you're right about that. Would guys make of the shifts from the eighties being the dominant number group for receivers, and now it's the teens like back in like I feel it growing up it was eighty four with Randy Moss eighty-one terrel Owens Eighty Chris Carter. But now like I feel like a lot of the better receivers are wearing eleven fourteen eighteen and I like that I think it's more like when I see a receiver who's wearing number seventeen or fourteen or eleven I'm like that's cooler than I used to think like eighty four there's nothing cooler than eighty four do with me on that at all. There wasn't number there is a number system in the NFL and beforehand used to have teens with wide receiver they weren't allowed to before it loose. Certain numbers I. Know I know that's how it works in football but I just always assumed that they had the ability to be in the teens I didn't know that that was a recent like shift that wasn't like. The NFL it's just the NFL. You can do that college and blow but the NFL had just recently switched teams a number system. I'm I'm really into like football numbers in like those groupings because I feel like since there's those groupings there's like a League numbers in every groupings like an offensive lineman like seventy five is good. Seventy seven strong nobody wants seventy one right like you guys have these rankings of just visually aesthetically how these numbers look. I think you associate numbers with favorite players like you know in my mind A great quarterback number because Marino maybe nobody else agrees Larry little was number sixty six. When I think of a great guard I think of sixty six and then I feel the I like who I think to looks like like like I'm Ta- even though he wasn't that good I'm thinking of Terrell Pryor just looks cool. The number two I'm AM I. Don't have numbers that just look cool to you. All right moving on. I wanted to get in there with you Chris I. Just felt like I wanted you to the. Saw It's fine. We're back Cam Newton's one right like something that sticks out because what's the last? Forty four, one, right and Derek Carr civil. War Movie. What was that like forty years ago? Not Forty years but yeah, thirty years ago. Sorry like Louis. Well, let me get this straight though 'cause 'cause I'm a little confused. So quarterbacks and wide receivers not can wear the same number. Not, at the same, right, right how? You could have a quarterback who's number fourteen then on another team where a receivers for. Yes, what's the point of that? Why did they change that? Because that seems to be confusing or pointless won't the other? Pro Player pressure I guess. Pressure. I have here one through nineteen for quarterbacks, punters and kickers. this can't be right 'cause it says receivers tight ends or eighty to eighty, nine or forty to forty nine if that's taken. From two thousand, eighteen never mind like right here I like billy just kind of reminded me of this the worst number there's no scenario where the number forty seven has ever looked cool on anybody like if a linebacker like you've never seen a great linebacker who wears number forty seven, I don't even know if they can. We're forty seven but you know what I mean back to page of best numbers in. The US. Forty seven. Okay. Dammit you might have gotten. Anyone was Walter Jones or no the least aesthetically pleasing football number. I feel like giving us a number because it's isn't going while the other way. Now that's true. I just thought it was forty seven be said Michael Irvin that's a good one four hundred. Forty three number yeah, Paula Malu. Those. Numbers. Forty seven and fullback. But they're the crappy DB numbers. I feel like DB's only choose those like I mean maybe palmolive like wanted forty three but other than that. It's. Thirty. Nine Chris fifty-three CZANKA, D. Threes not great. But thirty, nine, three, thirty like like name and NFL player that worth thirty, nine CZANKA. Six, all of all of Famer. That's I. think that might be a winner until we get like thirty. Wrong with the double number. Eleven twenty to thirty, three, forty, four, fifty, five, they started allowing college players toward double zero. Can you go with that have double? WHICH MOTTO Singles Zero. Zero's do the NFL. Anymore. They used to. See Number. Zero. Dan fouts number fourteen. I remember growing up like playing football like when we were in high school this was when Tibo was winning heisman trophies and national championships at a UF everybody wanted to be fifteen or ever wanted to be fifteen. So I got stuck with seventeen. Team? That's like seventy. Not Bad. For. Quarterback Philip Rivers Great Than Ryan. Tannehill eighteen is not great and that's Peyton Manning's number. Yeah. Good point again, the only eighteen though. I think eighteen looks cooler than seventeen. I really. Nineteen Johnny. Go Greg. Who Do you have on the Greg? Cody shows week Oh, thanks for asking. Uncle Dick Cody my brother. The old Berle the goat of Bros... The infamous uncle Dick, the notorious Uncle Dick is onto. We reminisce about childhood and talk about how he tried to teach me fishing in the strata matic ears and P FBI and what he thinks Lebatardshow. You're getting ahead of yourself. Remember it's a two parter we talk about Paul Radke and my dad's obsession with strategic baseball as a kid. And next week, you can tune in because he rips Dan and I'm just going to say that how much older is Uncle Dick Than Greg nine years which is Basically another thing we cover in the interview that we kind of nine years as an auto we think greg was a mistake. Oh. An afterthought. My brother and I are nine years apart. Really Are you? Yeah. So brother was mistake. Probably are you older? I'm twenty nine he's He's turning twenty and a couple of days and how do you that's interesting like deg how do you guys are close right? Yeah. 'cause you'd think the larger gap would make it not as close as if you were closer but that's cool. But how was how was the dynamic though when? You're like You know the cool high school senior and he's like the little eight year old kid Did you want anything to do games? He was like the one little kid that was running around the basketball games like as I was playing and stuff he was throwing the football on the side with my friends. So like he grew up with me and all my friends so like everybody knows him like we played basketball together as he's been growing up like he comes plays with us he's been just a part of my friend group because I've assimilated him since a young age I can look at a while to lose all these people. That's good. He basically Tony did with his brother your brother didn't do you dad. Well. No. I mean he took me fishing he tried to you know he was good. He was a good brother but. He was away in the army when I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen of those word. Misuse, regularly, I was just GonNa ask what dictate if was retired what he did for a living so he was a serviceman he he was in the army. and. During the Vietnam era. Luckily, he wasn't sent to be at Phnom. He was stationed in Japan intercepting communications from Russia and North Korea, but he spent his career working for southern Bell, the phone company. Then it was called southern bell and spent a long career there in he's been retired for while now at that tension. Y-. He's been retired since he was like fifty Oh yeah. He retired early damn him. Wow. In my uncle's life is just like wake up figure out what I want for breakfast watching TV maybe go fishing go to bed by about six pm a plays on off twice a week still not very good but plays golf week. You also had to go to Japan to intercept messages during. That stress. Thank you for your service uncle. Indeed indeed, we think people will like the episode. Greg send us out of here and get the people get the people's Tuesday started, right? Hey, this has been the shipping container and worshiping and. We'll see you guys later. How about that?

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The Revolution is Being Televised with Ife Madzimoyo

Shades of Strong ? | Shifting the Strong Black Woman Narrative

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The Revolution is Being Televised with Ife Madzimoyo

"Now. Our guys welcome back to shades of strong where we talk about all the things that shape make an sometimes break the strong black woman. I'm sure all and I'm here with the lovely Nazi and joining us today in our virtual studio is the amazing. mazzy Yo Queen of emotional wellness. We are so happy to have you here today. A natty say hi to the people. were. Very excited. Yes, likewise, we re excited to hear you this always like. On. He was actually on season two of the podcast which was right after we changed over. Two shades are strong, but this girl has been with me since day one when I was when. Yet, make it live with just like a vision in my head. She was there from the very beginning, and she has been the air. It recent, so I'm happy to have her to. US with her read. I'll have. Here based. Have here. Today is going to be a little different from what we've been talking about I know. Everybody knows was going on in World George floor was murdered in the street in front of all the world and we are in the middle of. Oman Gosh chaos. Honestly I think I told you a couple of weeks ago. Nettie dead, but why people are dealing with pandemic, but black people are dealing with the did make an racism simultaneously now I said that a couple of weeks ago, even before George floor was murdered, but I feel now that it is more real than ever, and so we can WanNa talk about that today, so ladies I wanNA check in with Y'all see how Ya Doin'. About the situation at the unless just have a good conversation about income having A. A slew of emotions right now I can't even explain how I feel about the situation I. Think for me, it's a little lighter. It was last week, but it's still heavy, but I am just dealing with all kinds of emotional. I'm mad. I'm angry. I'm outraged. I'm confused is dislike I'm scared because I have a black solid, and so as scary as a matter of fact I, I was just taking my daughter and she's. She's leaving school which is leaving campus so I'm texting her. Saying you know, be careful. Make sure you're not doing anything to draw attention to yourself. Let the windows now because there's ten on windows, things like that so that she doesn't get pulled over and doesn't make it back home so like I feel like I'm always on edge and even before George Lewitt. I was feeling like that, but now I feel like it's on. Tom's teen. Teen so this is like. I'm just I don't even know how I'm feeling right now. I Know Dad I'm at a place wear. I feel a bit hopeless. Is there ever going to been be changed because four hundred years later we are still fighting the same battle and it's just like. I was hopeful, but now I'm at a point where my hope is beginning to slowly dissipate in I just I, really feel hopeless. Honestly I do. I feel like. Will things change for orange or black people? Will they ever chain? I hear you? I hear you scary. Though, isn't it? Is it is really scary? I here who realize out here is it is. Really than ever. You know yeah. Did it got real inadequate fastener? I had done is a May like we literally watch a black man. Get murdered. In, the middle of a street where two white police officers were holding him down, another man has neil his neck and another man is standing there watching. They're asleep though the white people dead don't get it. How can? Not How do not it? How can you not in it I? Don't understand. It pisses me off every time I think about how can you watch? This may be murdered industry and still not get it that racism does exist and that you all don't see us. as He. They don't see us is humid I don't get that. Does it everybody any better? I. Heard watching checking. I have I have similar to you surely I have. A range of emotions pretty much the same range that you described enraged confused sad disillusioned. kind of almost even seeing the world differently you know being in a place of. Really have in the heaviness. Come down on me and then. Every black man I, see I'm thinking. You know like the situation has colored Hallam home. Seeing them harm seem world how seeing us? And I I have to say. I typically watch videos of police killings to protect my own emotional health, Mental Hill and because. I don't need to see it in order to know that it's real, right? By here a man dies. I, you know I feel how I feel about or is killed by police. I think for me. I was I was raised to be very aware of. This racist white supremacist system that we have in America so. I'm not. I'm almost never shocked I'm. On almost never like jolted to action, because there's not really much left to shock in me. So since I, know that and I also know that. Because I'm aware of the condition here. I'm aware of the realities of the system. I live my life in such a way. Where I. I'm affecting change, and and I'm living my life in alignment with for the purpose of effecting freedom for black people since I'm doing it every day. I I try not to just go in and again just for the sake of being retraumatize right at the same time, often I'll find myself kind of being like well where to us Dan because it is happening again and again and again I don't WanNa. Be desensitized to it right, but this weekend I kind of took a social media hiatus before the so-called riots broke out, and once I kinda came to or her that they were happening I kind of been on the scene for a while, and I have to say that I am absolutely encouraged. Was I heard that people were burning things. My feelings changed and I have to say I was truly happy extremely in extremely proud because I think that that question at you are. Sitting with Sarli that you're left with light. Will it ever change you know what what are we going to do with this? I think that that is a question that. Young people are answering in the streets right? They're coming from that saying. It's like we've done this. We've done that. You know all the years. All of the decades and centuries bright and y'all still and so you know. We know that I think McKay said something to the effect of you know. Rioting is the. Is the voice of her. So it's kind of like you back me up in a corner, and and this is only thing I can do in order to make you see the unserious in order to to tell you to stop because when I tell you you don't right. And so for me I was encouraged that on some level we were ready as a people. Some part of US was ready I'm group of US was ready to say. By any means you're going to get this message. You going. Get this message today. I am for me. It catalyzed the and I think it's catalyzing a lot of my generation, the millennial generation to get information. On of like. Like if you have a vision for. This world being different, if you have a vision for the destruction of the system, which as far as I'm concerned is exactly what we want. Then this is our moment, right? This is your moment, so. Then I feel absolutely excited invigorated and raided. And since then I've gone through the wave. Ob motions seeing how people are being treated at these protests in at these rallies. I mean the here in. Being killed in a street, I, mean there as you said it's chaos, and and I mean even seeing Lord. Jesus bottoms mayor of Lanna. Chiang and people are resisting. Oppression. says. This black girl, black ancestors I said you ought to be named and s shaming them with the memory of Martin Luther King. We won't even I mean we might go to later, but that's a whole new. Yeah, we probably will. How folks are totally manipulating his his image in his memory against our people for me for her to do that. As a black woman was just like, you ought to be ashamed, but I. say that to say you know I've gone through the range. I've I've. At have felt like. Screaming I have felt like. You know being violent. I'm sure I probably felt with a lot of people who are out there industry. Ernest felt. and. I think now I and I've also felt exhausted right like. Being on social media or trying to keep up with it all trying figure out how to show up in his moment all of that It really had me take a step back and. Prioritize myself care. That however, it is that I'm supposed to show up in this moment. Is can't happen without be being taken care of. so with that. I'm actually feeling quite I'm feeling ready billing ready to. To show up. To show up or whatever my contribution will be toward this dismantling you know, and that's to say that it's GonNa be. Easy or short I don't think it will be at all and some people you know I think a lot of people think that we're crazy for even thinking that such things will happen. I think we've been so daunted. By. The the idea that. It's been all this time. It's still nothing has changed that many of. Many. Don't don't see they, can, yes they? We don't think as possible and that's something that I've been seeing A. Generational divide. Between millennials and older generations specifically baby boomers. and the mean. There's more that we could talk about their. I mean I feel proud as a member of this generation to say absolutely do see it and I'm absolutely here to fight for it. The Times where I have felt helpless and hopeless in the face of police brutality in the face of of killings, brought on by white supremacy, has been getting involved in some kind of initiative effort protests organization that has had me feel empowered and I see. See so many different. He says mobilizing a coming together. So I feel encourage in this very moment. I'm exhausted I'm really really tired. Mentally and emotionally on. I'm just worn out. A. Like both view I have. My emotions have really run the gamut from. Absolute Sorrow to absolute rage? And I feel his felt like whenever it seems like I'm about to get my bearings emotionally again. Something else happens. I mean because more black people have been killed by the police since all of this started right. And then there's the weighing of the previous murders. Ahmad are very and Taylor. and. That still weighs on me because look one of them. I think the killers are going. There, they're appearing in court for the first time tomorrow, and in the case of beyond a Taylor. No one's even been charged still. So, it's it really has warned me down. And I don't. My will says. Don't let it where you did it on to the point where. You just want to give up on everything because. Had I've felt that way. I guess it's it's taken. To what you were saying surely about how you felt hopeless. There have been times where I've just been like. What is? Point might be. Nothing is changing nuts. It's been half a millennium and nothing is changing. So what I'm. What are we doing but then? Much like he was saying. When I saw in this does not like I'm condoning violence, and all this stuff I think everyone. Can kind of see that there's only so much that someone can take. Maybe not everyone can see that. But what I saw like stuff starting to burn like it did in twenty fourteen like it did when I graduated from High School in Nineteen Ninety, two. And then I saw it happening in so many places. I also felt ugly encouraged, and it was just like. Oh, my Gosh! Like bees. These kids have we not just kids me to Saudi. People may have had it. Just had it and I was like Oh. My Gosh like. Underneath the. And the exhaustion. Emotionally! That's exactly how I feel. I am not an activist. I an artist and a writer that's that's what I do and a musician that's that's what I do so i. I show up in those ways to be. Of Service. To. Mike people end to anyone who will who's willing to listen to really listen. But I felt some kind of wind at my back when I saw these activists, and when I saw these people in the street, and they were just like we know what. No F- that that I don't care what you're saying. What you you plan to try and do to me. We are to stand against you. We had been talking and screaming about police brutality for forever, and we're not going to stop until something is done about it if it takes defunding, the police takes abolishing police if it takes changing. Policies or whatever it takes, that's what we're going to continue to fight for. And No, there's no amount of rubber bullets. That's going to silence us. And there's no amount of outcry over some over some clicking looting. That's going to stop us not anymore. It's just it's been too long and too much and. I feel like you know wrote a poem. The other day I've been writing poems day for. One Hundred Day project. And I wrote a poem about my my body, but it was a metaphor, and it was all about you, my physical body and how? I'm now on, you know, blood, pressure, medication, everything and. I were saying about how my body. Spoke Up, and said to slow down and take a break and I didn't listen. My Body set-piece flash signals. Different kinds of pain and exhaustion, and all of that and I kept going and my body started to. Trying to get through to me in other ways, and I ignored it, and so the final line of the poem is so eventually. My body started a riot. and. That's really what has happened like my blood pressure shot up out of nowhere I mean it was already kind of high, but it got to where it was stroke level My hips got to be in so much pain last year. That almost couldn't walk. Body really was starting a riot against me because I wasn't paying attention and it was funny because. Because, I got these some of these comments. Leninsky I'm like Oh. My Gosh, yes, we have to to that body and Oh yeah. I'm so tired to and I've got to do better and I knew that they were. You know it's like if you you know if you know you know I knew they were going to be some people that didn't know. But then there were some people that did and they. They heard what I was saying. They understood what I was saying. There's only so much dirt you can do. Like and I hate to be hate to be. used. Improperly language or whatever, but you can't. Just. Perpetually All over people and keep trying to convince them that it just raining like a Venturi. Some. People are GONNA WANNA. Get their hands dirty and they are gonNA grab. And they're gonNA. Throw it back at you. You can't continue to do dirt over and over and over and over and over again. and think that your gas lighting skills alone are going to keep everything in check, too, where no one reacts and expected no one ever gonNA react. That's just that's about as foolish foolish can be. And Yeah I just like I'm I'm kind of encouraged I'm like if what it takes us for all to be burned down for us to create something new that more equitable for everyone, all of us, not just some of us. Embedded all for it. Yeah, because it's yes, it's chaotic, and yes, it's painful and yet it's hard to look at it, and yes, there is even death involved in this, but would you look at systemic changes that have happened throughout history? People died. Getting those things to happen, it sucks. I don't want it I. Don't like that idea, but it happens and so I'm at a point now. I just feel like okay, so the only way out is through. And if we can, if I can keep my wits about me, mentally and emotionally and spiritually we're gonNA. Make it through on the other side and. Be a part of rebuilding, even rebuilding building something completely new some completely new for me and my children, my grandchildren going forward, and that in itself is exciting so what I've gotta do, now tend to myself, and my to my my mental and emotional needs I'm someone that makes decisions based on how my my emotional wave is going I've got to constantly on an emotional wave and I have I've learned how to write out with talked about this before learning how to ride it out. I don't make decisions when I'm in the high ever wave or a little of the wave I. Wait till I'm back at a neutral. Neutral enough point and I make my decision so I'm like if I can just be aware and acknowledge and kind of record. How I'm feeling and what my thoughts are, and recognize the times when I'm at more of a neutral in not completely neutral, but steady enough where I can make some sound decisions. That's what I'll do when I'm at those places where neutral I can I can check in with my gut instinct and see how I'm feeling and then I can. Produce or create something and an offer it. To like I, said to my people enter anyone else who's willing to listen? So that's kind of where I'm at right now. Not Nearly as tired of it was days ago, still tired, but feeling feeling a little bit more vocal, and that sounds odd to say in the midst of also a global pandemic, but here we are. Area so that you ladies think that this is the beginning of a revolution. I. Think so yes, go ahead and that's those huge because. raised. I was I, mean if I could try to paint a release simple short picture. I was raised in inside of a a community of people, a school of thought that was all about revolution at the same time I, think it. It I mean we were all about revolution. At the same time it was like revolution is not happening right now, so they often will be a Taco like when the revolution come right, and some people believe that the revolution would come, and some people just thought it was entity, but it's almost. Almost mythic in terms of the way that I was brought to kind of like, will the revolution ever come? Khanna similar similarly to most of us in terms of will we ever received equity. Will we ever be treated fairly? It's because the revolution is big. It's it's big, and you know we look at societies across history and many of us. Did you know I was taught in such a way and so like I, said it almost. Almost became mythic in in this idea, I think a lot of and a lot of people who I was raised by around had the idea that we would not see revolution in our lifetime. It's I. It was it's so far away saying kind of like we get to prepare and educate in whatever, but like who knows because we're also just living in the ups and downs cycles of what it is to be black in America. And so. It's really Kinda big for me to be like. Yeah I think this. Is it off? Right it's exciting. It's exhilarating and there are some things that are different this time you know. It Is Different I've been telling folks this. Is. Different, it is different because I see people in all fifty signed on. In other countries other countries. I did such amazing happy dance. I see people standing up and locking arms and a are on the front lines with us. We've never seen that before. Who? Never seen that before, so I feel like even though you know, there are days went. What I do feel hopeless. I. Still have just a little bit. A hope that change is going to come as a result of I. Just don't feel like people are standing on the frontlines fighting for us, and nothing will come up that I believe everything you need that. Some good will come up that. Big changes happening right now. We're in the midst of the change, so we don't even have to say changes coming changes at shooting. Right now it's run out. So many of these awful caught being exposed like I've seen like you see video. Add them running over people shooting without even doing anything. Rick's and places you see at outside agitators mostly white people doing. That axa vandalism, so it looks like the protesters were doing. It s just actually being exposed, and so it's GonNa be much harder now for people to deny it or state. It was this and not that when everyone saw video footage, so all of that is very very different, because before they could suppress things, and they could lie, they could gas light, because if you didn't have pictures and video, you had no proo and right now you have all of this stuff because it's also happening in real time. It's had faster than it was twenty four to bath. It's coming so. Saying life comes at you fast right. We just. I'm sorry, go ahead! No, Greg Yeah. I just feel like you know in the past. It was like the revolution will not be televised. I feel like the revolution is being televised right now. We are right here in the of in. We're getting to witness this amazing act of change, and it feels so good because I have grandsons that are going to grow up. In a different world it won't be. The same for them, and that makes me feel good. It gives me hope to know that my grandsons will grow up in a different space. That feels good. Girl yes, we're always told to to be the change that want to see him the world well. This is people out there being the change, they won't leave the world. Absolutely, I have so much. Have so much respect for these people I mean. Yes, yes, you know, and especially they're risking. Their lives are risky Air and you know my position is like someone had to do it right. Heads Dewey Saint Time so many of us. Haven't you know what I'm saying? So? It's a it's a it's huge is tremendous. What they're doing and I also have so much respect and appreciation for it because. I truly believe it's. You Know Bay. They sparked a flame in real time on the. She's at the same time apart of flame in all of us who are also not air right so. Those. Were supporting and other ways? Yes, according are working who have been doing this work for decades right and that's something. I've been saying to. This idea that nothing has changed right like we. I think you know we fixate on that and it makes perfect sense because we have been living in. Right and that's important too i. mean not even acknowledged. We all know it. You know what I'm saying and. I think it's like. Yes perhaps white people haven't changed very much. And for me. I had the saw over the weekend that actually every time one of these incidents incidences have happened. There's been so many historical moments over our history in this country which I just WanNa you know. In just pop in here that our history also did not start in this country learning. For the time that we've been here each time, some pop law. Actually everything has changed. Come out through a fake Komo a slow many ways of US changing US organize A. Spark lighting in US where we say. Oh, no, this can't be this I gotta get into this chooses. Had Different ways admits we've had. People home schooling their children, educating their children in a certain kind of a saying. They're not gonNA. Learn the way that they're being taught in public school we have. who have been learning, you know self-determination had a feed. Themselves We've we. We've had been natural hair movement. We've had so many different ways of consciousness, right? We have white old starts their word, right? My author, who is sixty five years old and I'm not trying to put them on as hear me right I'm not drawn up. Wipe Doing anything on a pedestal, but my father who is sixty five years old? Came up doing. With White folks. Around anti-racism right, and so this is in the in the seventies and eighties, so I say this to say. There are waves of those white folks, also affecting consciousness, raising and and white folk White folks confronting themselves on their own racism. Now sure we haven't seen. Wives. Stint changes, and that's not my point. My point is we. The people have changed. There have been these flows and the mores of doing our work, and developing and cultivating ourselves in ways that went wretched time as this comes around pops off, is the perfect storm reiter advantage a moment and I think that's important to recognize especially. If you know you use then someone hoping for Change, or you've been activists in this work, or you just been looking at your life, you know pass before your eyes thinking that nothing has changed. Your actions have been anything. No, actually they've been everything, oh. Yeah, here are and it's all falling into place. Rain is off on Netflix. I love it. Leads. Come on in here and just drop off a gold. League. Is like leaping right now like a happy right now fissile encouraged because like I'm saying like last week I was just like feeling so hopeless, but I feel so encouraged us to hear you point out those things that have taken place in those changes that have taken place. They have led us to where we are right now, best he. Is that you sodas huge. It is leave any true if the if we zero we if we don't. If we maximise we more. What am I trying to say we don't. Maximize the. Won't try to say. Yeah like if we shine a light on. On the details we shine a light everyday living. Right thing happens every day. which is so important so often we. We cut that out and we focus on. On, the lack has. Right And and in this particular instance tend to You know because this change that we're looking for hasn't come in. That change would come from his this system that is controlled by white folks. We're we're maximizing their inaction as? Addison come out, throw A. Girl! Listen. I'm serious. I am out of that. Like, we really have have been so indoctrinated and conditioned. Center them right alongside them centering. And so I think we're learning how to censor ourselves. Yard Center our own wellness. Center our own love and care, and it's through the that love and care that we're learning to. The power and the strength to make the changes that need to be made can happen. Absolutely and these are been happening, right? This is not a one time. Moment is known self love self. Care Movement that have been that can happening with. Now being co opted. which they can keep it, we know what. We. Now I'm we like young people? I think about young people in how much they've been learning about racism about social justice about history just from instagram just from social media I mean all of these things have been building our questioning right of this system, not only business on, but what it perpetrates. In like the spinoff sprite so like at every level you have folks questioning our media representation questions. Indeed senior. Hauer educated questioning literally everything about how this this country is running. This system is run, and you also have folks because I think we have A. we have a fire in US I. Think all humans have have a voice inside this as I am word something right? This system is told us for generations that were not, but I think each generation tries to to locate like no I. Am you know we? Find something that confirms that, and so with through all of these different movements all these different ways We've been doing that. We've been a affirming actually. No, you know I am word I am worthy and. I am going to you. Know I'M GONNA. Value My. Value, my hair I'M GONNA value my skin I'm GONNA. I'm GonNa our muscle as powerful not. And Not in in response to you, but on my own on. Own, I'm on my own, I haven't -pletely independent of what you think, yeah? I am. So we can't. We can't We can't neglect to affirm the impact that all of these movements including. Self love and self care. Movements of black women have contributed to because it's out of that that you have folk saying. Oh, absolutely not. This can't continue. We should all be proud of ourselves as far as on. Piece of this. Yeah. I'm so glad you stay, said that because. Like you were saying we are. We are not on the frontlines fighting, but there are so many things that we can do in our respective places like even with this podcast. We are out here reading the message of hope, healing and happiness, and that those conversations that we have not always had as we. In our own respective way, but we are contributing to the change. That's happening like this. This podcast is all about the strong black woman. Will the traditional strong woman wasn't? You didn't have permission to tap to her vulnerabilities and to be human she didn't have to do. But now our even our s are even so, but now I see a standing up saying you know what this is my life I get to choose now, but that looks like the I get to choose how win win! I want to be strong when I just want to be rest or I. Get to choose what strong looks like forget so Ebay. We are your. Own Life there you go girl. Yes. Yes, look inaccurate. We all are saying right now. Absolute. That's something that a lot of us are learning right now. We're learning I. Mean because I've learned that through the last ten, not even ten years just about. Our own agency. As individuals and it's like Oh. No, you don't have to. Decide these things for me. I can decide. For myself absolutely absolutely. Girl I wish I could feel my heart right now. 'cause it's dislike. I felt like. That just take standard, but I just. Because it's been so heavy like is I have cried almost every day hall I have literally been in tears, because I have a black sun, and it's scary cow here so so big client, but now having this conversation. I have hoped I feel like I. Don't feel like I. said earlier changes coming. I feel like you said changes here. Is here is here a week to witness it in the midst of we consider. reliving it. What open to be alive. What a! Lot. What a time to be black and alive! Neuro. La. Okay because. The fact that we are like I said the only way out is through, and we're going through this the that we as a body if I can use the body as a metaphor again. We're facing one disease over here. Covert, nineteen, that's. Killing US and then we're also dealing with as American citizens and global citizens. are original like pre existing condition, which is race isn't. Exactly doesn't. Even. Up in here I don't. I. Love to say yes. This will be going to do. A Louis. We got whatever meaning like movement has always happening community. Way that we've gotten through against oppression is in community. I was having this conversation with our Franchisee Shirley earlier today. You know about making sure that we bring in the things that have. Held us together, and and allowed us to survive through these Injustices, and also these periods of challenging oppression in our history. Singing together. Yes is being with each other caring for each other looking each other riot honing each other checking on each other what you need. So. We're GONNA make it through this alone. First of all no revolution by itself. Okay, no! That debt right little audible right? It's it can be compounded. Our loneliness are sadness. Hopelessness can be compounded right now because it's still Cova nineteen right like it. We've been without togetherness for so long most of us. Care and touch community that we need and in all of the ways that we can. I say it is more important than ever for us to show it for each other. Friends once a day I got a roll-call. Undoing how we doing how you? Saying! So important is the way that we're going to feel. Purposeful is the way that we're going to not alone, and and we have a history that informs us in these ways there are protest songs. There are Black Church song bear are there are so many traditions you know that we may or may not know, but that are there in our. To See through and for me when I was Song I'm just as connected I'm just. In my par- and if there's a mention, a mission year been what feeling what I'm thinking what I'm doing. Ideation like there is a pulse. That's real. WE THAT ISRAEL! Yet yes, WHO SQUIRREL YANCE! We I would highly recommend if anyone is looking for any com- songs like this or wants to tap into a group called sweet honey in the rock. Yes. Since we WANNA give me through a hose. Meet together an. Amazing. Oh Oh go go onto YouTube. Go on spotify. I mean I saw in college. Yes, Nashmet they are the truth. They're their lead singer organizer, who has since retired from the group was a snick organizer, a young organizers in the fifties and they. Make their. They're a black woman Acapella, Pella Group and they sing songs in the tradition of black blackout of protests of struggle of freedom. Of charge songs and also the the protest music throughout the world. You know they can be found throughout the world they're. They're very much so social justice focused and they've been around for. God No more than thirty years. Yeah, hardly more th-that, but I mean just there they are a dynamic group was so much solar power, and they will get you connected There's a song called Ellas Song that is written in. It a paying homage to Ella Baker who wasn't activists? I who kind of like a mother of the movement? And the refrain the chorus says we who believe in freedom cannot read. We who believe in freedom can arrest until it comes and when I tell you keeps me going and keeps me going. So I'll just throw that out there. So, Berry. That's an excellent recommendation. Because yes, they are indeed one all. I'm definitely GONNA pop that in the show notes of this episode, everybody to go and check it out and take it on my cell, but sometimes you need this little encouragement later so just. Able to escape you know even if it's just for a little while so yeah, thank you so much for. The muscle like seriously. For. A cause I may I needed I desperately need it so I appreciate. You. Guys were Hopkinton here in engaging in this conversation with me in shedding a shedding some light. Making sense sense at of was happening right now. You know I can see. A light at the end of the tunnel right now, so thank you all for being my dad today, yeah! Mousa Laser Preliminary. I. Can Add A. we needed this. Are just. Want to affirm folks who are feeling that they. Are Too tired to be involved to to just be in show of for anything or anybody. I know is very real right now. I would just encourage folks to trust as Natty so eloquently. Look I was beautiful, and she eloquently described to trust their bodies to. Their inner knowing to take care of themselves. I think as Natty, said. If we also we are, we are learning. We're learning to honor. Life were or learning to honor. Our. Own Life. And a May on a on a personal scale, and and at large right we're we're learning to. Honor would naturally comes, and so I think just as we have this outta revolution going on in evolution going on, we're also going to have inner revolution inner yes. Inner explosions just as we're having outer explosion, so I would fight. Folks suggest trust them as they come up honor, them answer to them entrusted, they will be Bill B-, lead and delivered to where they need to be easy to show up. However, they need to in this time. Never before as for your closing, remarks, such as want to throw this in a real quick. If you don't mind me, saying if there's a listener out there I'm GonNa. Say it anyway, so it'll be I. don't know. There's a listener out there. Who needs some emotional support I? Feel confident in saying that buffet would be happy. Just hit her up. She's on. Your website pays if they messy me and my correct, if they your own emotional wellness page. Yes as he does this work this this is her life's work. So if there's someone that needs some from support during his time, and beyond the feel free to reach out to FA, tell you from personal experience. She's amazing. She and Chelsea and And natty as Wael alter these ladies have have seen me through some really turbulent times am alive and so I can speak for buffet in saying that she does great work. And, she's at she's an amazing, loving and caring individual, though I feel confident in saying that she had to have a conversation. I would love to be of service in this time especially as one of the ways that I feel this is. One of my roles in the movement, one of my roles in you know in this whole time is to show up for folks for their inner revolutions in evolution so that. We can be whole on absolutely happy to hold space. Absolutely. f.a.s.t, I f. e.. M. A. D. D. I M. Y. O.. And she's. She's FA messy me. On our social media platform so definitely check her out so netted. have any closer remarks, Darling. I just wanted to elect to share a poem. Please do. Don't mind. I, don't mind. I thought I. WAS GONNA share a particular one away I found it. I found it. I found it. This is I just feel like this is apropos to what we've been talking about. In the midst of all of this. I wrote this back in April. It says one of my tasks is to pay attention. And put my energy towards healing. Not being afraid of being vulnerable. Not being ashamed of being sensitive. Mothering. Not Turning away from the shadows or from intimacy. Nourishing Cultivating home. Outer home and in her home war. When I tell you I have to. Oh. That is beautiful. That is in any here is every does. That just talked about it encompasses everything we just talked about and Y'all give more of that in P. Bradshaw on aggie. Check her out, yon-nam, always bragging about how amazing that is. Never girl I listen. You have a book like we do hermit. Lives. I don't have a big book yet. But I've already written one chat book about My. Grandmother's conversion, twenty eighteen, and it's a my brand new shiny sparkly gum rotate. Finishing my second jet. Man We'll. We'll talk that in the show notes as well because again. We need to support each other. We need to love on each other in. If a a natty are great at what they do I'm great I do. Hype Yourself. Hard work. Girl yes. Oh I just thought I'd throw that in there as well 'cause you know she. Said none but a word lab. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'll have. I'll eat phase. Information in the show notes in of course will have nannies there we talk about all. This is N. P.. N. P. Bradshaw on G, and I think it doesn't Natalie Bradshaw Face Graham not face to face ground. Your. Live Bradshaw with. We are so happy that you guys tuned in today. We hope that you found value in his conversation again. You can get up Nadal love. You can hit me up. We're shades strong across now all social media platforms, and all this information will be in the show notes of this episode, and by all means. If you need any type of support during this time ambience if hit either. We are here for all right. Thank you, thank you so much to be here. Yes, yes. I'm excited and hopeful for all of us now right? Yes, absolute, all just hold that hope tightly together as we hold each other. We're going to get. Go to absolutely. Indeed. Our guys we out of here and we will see you guys. GonNa say that on the flip side if Trying? These young Queens! New We gotTa Chai. Of Eighties and nineties girls. Do y'all think okay, we. Will. Okay. Black me. Out here.

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Brave Fencer Mushashi - GMMF 60

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Brave Fencer Mushashi - GMMF 60

"Sixty of gave my mom found. I Mike Alberton and who mercenary stairs. Here's spend Johnson but generally go brother bed fifteen most games another fellow over bloody from the over I wa- entire overlordship legit replay. Which I never have a part of that group joining US tonight someday. I should really watch the rest of that. Replace at night. Probably Never GonNa Happen at this point. I don't swear by a couple hours of it. I beat over blood zaqout now. Okay I could be over so a couple of quick things I want to say before. We introduce what we're playing on. I I WANNA give an awesome shot out to all our listeners. Hopefully the people who listened to Alice are also seeing this episode. We actually had broken our record. Also the first episode hit three hundred two hundred and fifty three hundred and fifty all in less than a week. It's at three hundred and fifty four currently download. So thank you so much guys. You're listening to so and Labyrinth is at two hundred ninety nine almost at three hundred as time of this recording. So that's also super fucking impressive. We had three days over two hundred fifty in the last week which was a first for us to have those kind of numbers. I want everyone who's been taking the time out in training US around. Let people know like we greatly appreciate it it and believe it. I was like what the number tip going up and up and up and up hell hundred people down a killer seven in like one day and I was like okay. Okay you never know something was up. And it's like okay like legitimately Alice blow up and I was like okay. Let me see if there's any news of like a sequel this game coming out and saying it's like just don't know why that wounded so well compared to others and two of the things. I WANNA say. One Stephan is not joining US tonight. Fourteen families to take care of but I do have a funny thing to say he was. He's helping US helping a friend of his girl and she had asked the simple question that I'm sure it made me laugh. When he said it she told me. What's more Horton? Meteors are your Super Pop. Tasmania Papua so women love the word. `stupid subsets it. Just made me think about my ex's like a stupid video games stupid stupid this. I'm just like he had to take care of the parts. Of course he couldn't make it tonight but I didn't WanNa say off that little joke to end one last thing reduced. I A buddy of a fellow listeners. A Adam bradberry. Who's been talking to me often face off. Anyone ever has any questions about this podcast forever. Just want to reach out. Please feel free to reach out to me on Messenger on the facebook again. My mom phone. I'm always I will reply sometime. I take new day just because I hate logging in a makeup aspirin every single time. But I will answer your question if you ever feel free to shoot outs He had sent an email to us back. Middle you're solid but I actually didn't check email since we created the email until a couple of days ago so trump but I did wanna read his memory from there and he's been talking to me. I we're just GonNa read that real quick. So this is about metal gear solid Adam said middle. You're solid F F seven. Were definitely. Were definitely the game the most on. Ps Gone. I'd like to share with you. Some of the stuff I used to do sneaking up behind guard places for on their back throwing a grenade into urinal that the guard is using and be one of the next door. I've never did that. Tell you that you can't use guns and nuke storage for one but you can sleep the cards. What will lane in Y Y Elaine in the doorway? I did not know that out. I should arrive really would like to review the middle here unfortunate. Not all right now that we got some of that stuff is the way that I did. I needed to clear up off. I think I should in truth what game I picture us this week. I I WANNA say hi. I'm sorry I'm fucking astle. I realized how the we were. We played free venture Musashi her playstation one made by Swiss off which doesn't exist anymore exactly. came out in nineteen ninety eight square annex now but back at square square still orange. They still do it yourself lizzy score. Will they scored soft yet. We're square soft square soft time okay. And they became square emerged and became scraping ex. Yeah which surprised. The game is referenced. Any are games. Like a sequel. There is a sequel. Yes I don't know it's going to be at the podcast. Will I could dozen. Is this reference back to to what we're talking about today different game. Yeah I saw. It was like a mobile games. You know that's something different okay as I want to say. I'm sorry. This is a mobile like like adaptation of a game fond memories of this game. Yeah that's why I had seen the cover a lot days off and I was never that it shouldn't playing it and now that I have I broke my mind for did like I don't know I had like the Weirdest Week and playing this game was like ruining me but not because of the game. There's just so much weird stuff going on I was like sensory overload basically because the woman who plays Musashi sounds just like the voice actor who played mega. Man and mega man. Legend didn't think about that. And so the entire time I was thinking about like mega man legends and then other characters shows up named John. Who's played by Steve Blum? But as Steve Blunt doing kind of a higher pitched voice. So like the lady who played Musashi. Also kind of sounds like the lady who played. Jim Hawking Hawkins Outlaw Star. Steve Loves doing higher voice so he sounds like Jean Star. Wind from outlaw star and his name is John but that's only like the English version. I found on the Japanese version. His name is gene which is even more confusing and it was awesome. It looks like twilight Suzuki from outlaw star war as like all this weird stuff happening my brain and in the fucking music star of Lang and Scott Dam. There is the like one of the theme songs of this game unlike the overruled themes that plays it. Has you tell how desperate my mind US breaking? There's a theme as game. That goes Dude did Do That's bizarre love triangle from New Order and it was like driving me insane. Every time I see you fall in. Get down on my knees and pray. I broke apparently this week. Basically a million things kept happening. That were reminding me of other things sensory overload. I just couldn't handle it like the bad guys start showing up and there's so much like bad guys from like. Magomed less game when you go back in time in plate and change op instead maybe your pocket and I went ahead and looked up the the voice actor for who Sashi Mona Marshall. Yeah she has done a lot. Yes audit work. Even more confusing is that she I think both she and Sandy Fox who played a Filat fillet depending on if you say it right wrong depending on this game princeton anyway. They were both at episodes of Wolf's rain and Sandy Fox played the like young sailor moon sailor moon and Mona Varsha was a cartoon and sail around. It was sold Looking like weird references. Were clicking in my head. 'cause I can't analyst. I can't say Mona was busy. In Digital Mon- she was Shiro in the fate series. Australia of wins like gym. You dedicate this to Mike and I just couldn't come up with any solution aside from imagine if Mike. Imagine if you went to see a new move. Unc like the like they came out with Spiderman to answer the spider verse. Two and they were like okay. Chris Evans is GonNa play spider man like okay. That's little strange. And while you're watching the movie stay introduce spider. Gwynne except now it's played by Scarlett Johansson wider. People are played like Mark Ruffalo. Yeah that would be on Chris. Hemsworth at an exchange the theme song for the Avengers to one of my Taylor Swift. Song looks like what is going on expected. It will do much but I should say why. Pick this game because a lot of people cry played this back in the nineties play because it came with a demo of final fantasy eight which is why I originally even knew it existed. My Buddy walked is just for the NCAA demel. And I remember seeing him quiet. And I I had memories of meeting this game back in early two thousands and now I'm like no those memories are completely bullshit. There was no way I beat the game. The kid away maybe or keep talking heart. His forgiving generally a lot more patient with games. I find patient like I know. I've I've played like I know. I ve beaten to a number of times the child anyhow. I'm not sure I saw the in screen of two thousand times going back. So there's got Dan this kicking my ass. I don't understand. He used to be so good a game as when I was eight. Shiffman flying today but for those that don't know this inaction RPG. Where you you play chassis. Who is this kid who was summoned to save? All you can eat them all. You can eat the kingdom from the thirst. Quenchers empires attacking them. And that's another thing everyone's gave after vegetables and fruits and all I can think it was like like in addition to all the other references. My my brain was just going dragon. Ball Dragon Ball Dragon Ball. We'll talk about that later. Greg Yeah. Y'All say rain up straight out of kingdom are named after food all the characters in the evil empire are named after Drake's yes. I didn't catch that that. Yeah isn't it a thirst quenchers? All he might take him versus the thirst. Quenchers like empire. Yeah livers livers all route trick drink. I'll root beer. I guess or Yeah yes make a lot of things. I probably my favorite name. The whole game was shepherd. Beefalo ASPEN AGAINST. I really liked John. Capital Lot Capitola. Which is great as it makes sense. 'cause he's like he's like a war we'll get into his character later. Yeah he's like. Outside of the kingdom's I do not remember this game correctly. I found out I had fond memories of this game. I thought this was a cool strange little game. It's still a cool game man that I get my ass handed to. If I wouldn't have had save states I wouldn't have seen Halfway through this game easy I would never have made it. I'm sure we'll talk about the end but this is a game that like desperately needs over remastered so always way better i. I think this game could succeed but it desperately needs updated is clunky on me with. Maybe it was just my control. There are a lot of times when I was trying to do a double jump later in the game where he would do a double jump he would just do the second part of the jumping fall and I I. I definitely had some issues of jump on it. It's I mean it's worth noting that like a lot of RPG. Averages at this time were turn based and the kind of the reason by those because it was just easier on the player real time combat wasn't quite whereas at but. I mean cut into this game for doing real time. Combat and loss. Skin doesn't have a normal leveling system you earn like your body. Whatever the hell that does go up your mind goes up your two swords fusion and Lumina go of it depending on how much you use the swords and just so the more you hit with a sword the more that sorta ended up leveling up which will end up leveling of character doesn't increase your HP or your MP your NPR's only increased by rescuing. The villagers are inside. Big Green Crystals called bench in that. Brady's are you'll find them throughout the world. You have to tour and find these people which weird because like it presents. The the venturo fields in saving the villagers as like an optional side quests WanNa get them all if you will care but at the same time you. There's a good half of them I'd say are you have to have them or you can't progress the story. Ya'll yeah that's about Saint Saint Pick. A story is like so much of the stories. Also giving you EP. Or like you'll get through a story beaten like Brave Festival Shashi has upgraded. So you like an extra fifty. Bp Okay. I didn't realize that was also which was good because I i. I'm glad that the story leveled me up because I I admit that I do not fight this game. You don't realize that you can pretty much just run by ever session. That's also one thing about this game as you as you're saying you have to sort of one of the Star TV hold down are one and then throw your sword. You can suck in enemies ability and you get different abilities. I did not use it almost the entire game. I just use my two swords not realized how wrong I playing this game so because I'm weird. Rpg's I don't like to use MP. I will save every. Mp I get in this game. It's like no no use it. Don't save it you have and I just didn't play that way. And it wasn't until after I finish his game. I'm like oh I play this way Ron and I might observation. Was You let you really don't need to be conservative with your your been Joe points at all because the villagers that you save you save them you get a a small boost here Max? Bp NFL stood up. And it feels it up for you. Yeah and they're bred. How Pretty Pretty evenly that? If you're going barely out of your way to find another Ben show field. You're never suffering for yes pretty liberal like you. Could this jeopardy like you could feasibly finish and be so insanely overpowered that the boss is just nothing it helps. I mean game. We'll help each you. Ready for things are fell to ready. Also this has a Indian time system. That is moving on whereas you play to the game you your guy gets tired. We shop you will get tired in time will flow. Stores are closed certain times and certain events only happen at certain you can usually just sleep whenever the hell you need to pass out and then more time will pass that with Which I had to do a loss accounts and as you wake up. Shit I'm late and also the way that you increase your health in this game is I don't like it but it's cool. I really don't like it. You have to find these little rabbit looking mobsters that will leave a little shit pellet round during the day and then if you sleep somewhere nearby and go to Pellet was I'm saying ship out you will find a little rat creature even grab it and you pick it up. Then you get a longevity. Barry then you increase your health and yeah it's it's it's a shame complicated and strains I like that it actually says it in the game the these. They're called me toos. They hold the longevity varies in their mouth and to get them to spit it out. You have to throw you have to pick them up and throw them. It's it's very odd. I like the general. I like when there's a common theme in especially Jared Disease Are Kinda ties everything together. I like I mean like final. Fantasy is so developed as a franchise at this point that you just like you know you're in a final fantasy city the second you see it only i. I missed something I realized was. I'd never fought the mother mink. Who Only if you if you collect if you find all thirteen throughout the game. Yeah you I did. I didn't go to that because the guy that was really didn't tell me too. I also did not fight a as I did not look at art for mother. Make US her make us. I would say WanNa go back but I don't WanNa go back ever saw this game out the entire like the entire playing it. I just kept thinking if this game remastered for the switch I'd probably love it like if it came out there like. Oh we're going to remake WHO'S ASI and we're GONNA put it on swift after square. Is Donna finally fishing fucking final fantasy seven whatever that was doing like twenty years? That's finally done and I I was playing. This sounds like this. It's the combats kind of ahead of its time. I would really like to play a MARV version of this. It reminded me a lot of like final fantasy. Fifteen where you can throw the weapons around teleport and stuff but the unlike like use your fusion ability with the Catania and absorb energy and change the kind of abilities. You have now is really cool. It was like different elemental properties. You've got five five scrolls throughout the game. And they all have different elemental properties. Which get you like a news? Gill set that's Abilities I like that. Yeah it's a really well made it's early like well-formed concept. Yes stuck in really clunky system. Game opens up with a bank. Is You only start with one or two swords and you're running right down a road fighting enemies jumping over rocks climbing up a tower that you could chase by after you grab the other story chased by a big head and you've got to run and dodge stuff like playing old Mickey Mouse game reminded me of just and it was just. It was like I like. I was really on board in the beginning in the first boss played. I was completely on board with this game efforts. Even boss right from mega man legends the same fog a fight ritual on stir with four legs so I was like what is going on. What is happening to my breaking. I mean I- Stephanou. She had to get the message right after that. He's like what the Hell I don't like this because that fight one. There are certain part of heat lands if when the boss lands a certain way. Think you can hit him. But you can't hit them because the game like no you have to be over here him. Yeah Yeah in yeah. He got irritated. He's like I don't know like this case. It's very clunky. But it's also like they. They tried to go for something. Really cinematic which I appreciate that first boss might when you as a point where you hit the. What's the name of that? The enemy Dina River steam steam night. When you hit it in like flies back and slams into the wall like went down this long hallway as like. That's really that's like a really cool scene. That would look really good in a modern game and then this little. Munchkin character that you are picks him up throws him through the wall. Yeah it's kind of like the idea of like your this tiny little. Even though you're not really I couldn't solve you were meant to be a kid or if you're not sit years yeah you could. You were some in which I had mentioned because a hundred and fifty years ago which I did not know this. I just read this as we're talking. This the legendary brave venture massage saved kingdom and defeated the wizard of darkness. And that's probably re-summoned you could. They need help by there's country empire but the GATT A little kid and they're all upset saying always screwed up. We some of the wrong person. Get rid of this guy in Aaron. You don't like right from and you're actually like young fencer Musashi at no point in this game. Do you play as the real news hostage your him as a kid. But I like that concept a lot. I like that we did this. Hero now is I screwed up a summit in the hero twenty years too early. I really like that idea. I like this game starts to with one exception where the the game straight up opens up with like the princess and her like cadre of annoying severance running down a stairwell like we need to do something like the princess is GonNa get kidnapped or killed we need to. We need to summon a hero or they're just like we need to do something. She's like all summer here on their like. Are you sure don't know if you're ready? It's it's a great little build up my only exception to that is is it. Is it written ribbon? The the One servant who talks like yield English might your Richardson Rison. Yeah he might most hated character in any game. Now he might he is. I was I legitimately before we start as like. How can I possibly communicate? How much more I hate this character than Creighton? Golden Sun the whole episode for the first year I hated and again. It's only because this won't has a voice actor in Golden Sun. You don't actually hear him. It's that's true. He's just heard him I I I was like okay. Like they're gone for like a joke and I was like this character is going to like die or something or not. Be that important but no. He's like the Princess's main servant. Like he's her head servants so you talk to Him Multiple Times. The game joke that goes on for so long like by his first by his first interaction in the opening cuts and I was like. Oh God oh is this. GonNa be the whole game. He talked basically like this. He's like oh Sir Musashi do with Ou- go ahead and get to the princess and bring it back to castle like it's too much it's too much. I didn't listen. That will that old timey English with the but it's like intentionally wrong ones but it's bad it's like yeah it's like a bad cartoon it's it's it's just relying on this variable. Geo for far too long and I liked it part of every interaction. Every interaction with him finish ends with tickets care on your journey and I I stopped reading. I did not give a shit what people say it's awful. I like every other character in this game for the most part like just everytime Rusen showed up on screen. Also got this asshole. I'M GONNA listen to him. Talk I get all the voice over like I would just hit the button pass. I could just keep going. I didn't want him. They talk too slow for my attentions van only when he was knocked because like the dialogue and the the dialogue the voice acting and the story beads are are genuinely good. Yeah they're pretty entertaining. It's kind of Nice little. It's not a very big game. Kinda feels big. But it's it's got like a nice little. It's it's like fifteen twenty hour being. Yeah D.C. like how some people beat it is awesome people being like like four hours. I am yet. Dow's watch the original speed run the a little over two hours. She so it's got like it's got like just enough. Gr PG elements in tropes and it just it is. It's really isolated like it's a big world but it's very isolated story. That's pretty entertaining. It fits really well. There's not a lot of characters so the character that they do have have I the they're like they're pretty flushed out. It's a it's a nice low early. Rpg like you you have associated with like a little kid but he he's supposed to be like as legendary Sam Sari's all he's like this kind of annoying kid. That is a little bit and a little busy. Mira danced while gays snarky faster too. Yeah he's not he's he's a he's hero before the hero learns like humility and modesty and bravery essentially. He's the only character either like us to the Writer Save the prejudice. Who for some reason sounds like a valley? You're not snobby is not the right word but I'll kind of yellow a little. Yeah I mean. She's she's voice like a valley girl and she has that kind of attitude says very much sleep. Come on who saw. She beat him up already. Yeah very yeah. It's stuck is a good word for it. She stuck out for she kind of she's entitled to make sense because she's a princess character so like she's not overly entitled like I. That was another character. I thought Oh God this could get annoying really fast. She's pretty good. I mean she's like she's doing stop as well. She's participating story and like until she gets kidnapped. But it's the princess kid up sections of the game skin five. Tommy Yup rescue her a couple times the diabetes air. Bg's Man Yeah. He's not wrong. You GotTa have you gotTa have to forgive that for the nice past that now. We're past that out with like file. Esi fifteen where like the princesses doing more shit arguably the leave here until never played that game. I love that game. I I recognize a lot of adults like it so I always recommended with like imagine playing kind of like a parity of of a final fantasy. But I want to. I think it's a good one. This happen far on the planet. I think Yeah it's it's like an eighty hour days. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TALK S. I mean this game me ten hours but I was using save states using guy probably longer than ten hours all together with the amount of time that fucked up on things. We also scheme is not forgiving. Like you die. The say point are not very close to each is in fact. There's all there's really only one trim safe point. That's the hotel in the main village. Yup there are a few what they call memory boxes which are geared temporary saves a small spattering of them throughout the game gains games. Like this really like made me appreciate other Games. I've played that I bought that saves or like I play. I Love Star Ocean. W ended time. It's like oh I think it's fantastic jeopardy. I love it again. It's a game that I recognized for everybody but I love it over the saintly the only saves in that game or like you go into a dungeon and you can save before you go into the dungeon and that's it like every now and then a dungeon will have save midway through but those are like the long. Don't there's like three hours that's basically and I always thought like. Oh that's like awful. That's terrible and enjoy like this. Oh yeah they were just doing whatever they could to give us saves. I mean even epic moments even in Chapter Two. It's kind of epic. Nickel climbed this mountain an apart. That was Kinda cool. You ride a raft. Where all of a sudden now the game is like a to not to debate like a three D action platformer where you're trying to jump over rocks and dodge things and of without the consent if I never would have made it. It took me five ten. Try The ten try one for Iraq. The get passed getting hurt and I was like I guess the thing. I really appreciate about the game though it. It's not like it's typical. Yes she in the use of mechanics of very early Boss by you go into and you're like it turns out to not be a boss fight. You're just climbing. Somebody like trying to out. Climb somebody to the top of a cliff rouge right. It's almost like rhythm game at for a second. It's like okay like we're doing something they literally. There's a boss fight in this game where dancehalls Ya. It's a terrible out. What needs burn up. But I like that. They don't like how it took a lot of save states. I was trying to think of like I can't Rpg's now especially our games are very story heavy. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I like that David a very heavy games. I like. We're going to try to tell this in a really like fanatically strong away games that come out now as a single player game where halfway through. It's like okay like this. Dance off. Competition a he could argue. Yakuza has sections like that. But those aren't the main sections of the Game Yakuza. So different to yeah game. That's doing those kinds of things. I can't make up. This scheme is constantly changing like eating like the first the first real boss fight with a crest guardian. You're fighting a giant Scorpion inside inside a hole in like a coliseum. Where you have to use your billy to shake the to make rockets or bombs fall. It's kind of a cool site. I mean this game is very epic. I felt like I was entertained as much as I was getting frustrated. Dying and failing. It really was interesting. Cool game like we are the world. I mean the different places. You go to the same places multiple times throughout the game because everything is connected to the town but it should get new ability to go to different places with in the areas. Were You keep finding new things? And it's it's I thought it was very interested. Feels very mega man legends. But in the same way where? It's like it's funny but it's funny in a way that also ties into the game play and I it's nice. It's it's kind of refreshing. Despite the game being really clunky. It's refreshing to see that people will have been trying in the past with like Yakuza. Doing that kind of thing now. It's you know it's a really Dr Pretty game but it has these moments of really like really nice and funny levity. I'd like to see that comeback for a lot of games game. Jer is always a joke to sell like they are joked. I mean they're joking about you the entire time. They're joking about everything driver's title game like no even very serious like the world's GonNa end if you don't stop were doing they're gonNA destroy the empire you know me all you kingdom stop like if there are big like here's one part in chapter three when there's a kid that will die if you're not fast enough. He'll turn into a Zombie vampire of Ambi. Yeah avails it's not even it's not even if you don't get to them in time you failed star over its data. Give it to them. In time he's dead and his mother is Greek and his mother who runs. The grocery store is grieving longer by healing items. It's also if you that that's that's fucking terrible. It's got a very like classic like classic eighties anime. Feel to it again. Like outlaw star or it's like okay. The stakes are real like half with like. I Love Al. All Stars one of my favorite animates because the stakes are real but halfway through the show they have to age. You're a strongest women of the universe contests and it turns into like a weird wrestling anime for an episode. It's okay to stay surreal. They need money because they've got this place because they've got to save the day but we're going to have some fun along the way they're going to be in some wacky scenarios and his name has that same like tone of like the stakes are real. These people are trying like people are dying. People are trying kill the princess. Beware tried to kill you. But it's GonNa be a little wacky everything even early on in that in that same chapter with ambitions like when you when you sleep at night and walk around the town you will see the blue where we'll look things just wandering around and like when you go into the place you find. The owner is drunk on soda. Pop it says in the added in this version. Yeah I mean drunk offerings ass. I'm beer all these liquor. Bottles are all over the place and burpee opinion and flight. Yes I mean humor. And he's like all all the treasure was with a stupid peril stupid belt Zinni and when you finally opened the door you hit. Which is the legendary belt for you. Is that your double jumped. He's stupid I released. He's Zambia's for nothing. You're like wait a second confused cartoon you out of the whole thing was all you know. The kid almost died because this guy was greedy and dumb weird games. I like how I kept episodes of Naruto where Rockley accidentally accidentally it. It's all drunk convinced. His in it's also like a very serious episode. It's very very funny lull series. It's fantastic. I think you'd like the English translation in Japanese version. He drinks sake and the English version. Guy Lee or might guy was like. Oh he drink by Elixir. Oh No that's like your licks and everyone's acting like like Oh my God rockley drink liquor. He's just a Chai. Why are they so upset about him? Drinking his elixir or something like that. It looks it was made of sixty percent special juice all looking at some strong laser some of the characters like were renamed to like the name one name his name bubbles. But it was supposed to be lieutenant liquor and Lieutenant Brandy now. Ginger Ale and root trick is supposed to be foredeck or word ex-rebel that Dell is okay and the big villain in the game that descript Brown fancy but name Flat Ski. His real name is Javanese named post to be Tequila. Yeah Your Tequila option. I guess you want bad like You're writing. It's I duNno. I feel it's it's such an odd change to be like. Oh this characters Tequila Platt Ski because Soda can get. Flat and Tequila is flat. I guess I don't know it's very strange. It's so it's such a weird game like I come all the time we're playing. I'm just like what the fuck did I do? Rice I liked and the homeroom woman collect collecting action figures. It's any tha that no no. Okay so I like character played by Steve Plum John Capital. At first I was like why. Don't they change his name? His name is John Walker in the Japanese version. Like Johnny Walker. No Oh okay. I like that Johnny Walker. That's a that's a cool name. I would love to play games. Were like the main. The bad guys are like Johnny Walker. Jack Daniels Jim. Coming after me. I mean this game has so many weird story bees in it it had some like. Here's a character run into one of the villains. Who when she when she liked teleport. A bunch of hearts go spraying all over the streets. She teleport's like it's just. Yeah well she's like the vampires ambulatory right never fighter. No she's going you dance off whether it s that's your sister or friend or whoever else US okay. That's that's not. Ginger Ale is a way now bubbles. Rats bobble remember some characters will derail the controls the the van bees. Yeah I like that. Though she s she's like the the leader of the ambiance. But the entire time you find your savings you kind of expect like 'cause the babies are pretty serious enemies. They're they're vampires zombies. Have they look a little bit but the game treats them as dangerously as Zombie? Vampire would be tough too. Yeah aren't on the hugh the idea. They're basically like a mix of like Dr Jekyll or not gestures Mr Hyde and the fucking mummies from villa like the ones that jump on your face and scream a Redan Redan Zia makes ray dad and like Mr Hyde stay. Just kick your ass and so the entire time like okay like we're gonNA find out who's like who's running these Bambi issues running like this this operation here in you get in and it's like kind of a it's a very like a little like a feminine girl baby like thirteen. She's like guys. We have to stop a hub whose. Ashi he's GonNa kill us all sorts. Weinhard's it's like okay. I like that. I like have to go dry my hair now by. Yeah sure Weird Dame it's it's very serious villains if every character was a bad guy from sailor moon they there is a sailor moon RPG. By the way I is it might I might have gardy considered from my list. I really really WANNA play it so if you put on the show I will not object. I don't know how long it is making it happen but like even the one Boston Me was when when you're when you're down in the in under these restaurant keeper and stuff. It's like a giant goal of holding up the ceiling. Who then sent summons a fireball to you got to fight a big fireball because you keep the water power point in the game. I did not enjoy that fight at all. It was like those a little fun. I I like to all the boss writes in this game. Were tough but not necessarily for the right reasons. are to do but just because the gain is kind of Clunky Aweso it loves the whole idea of GonNa wait in. You'RE GONNA wait. You're GonNa wait in the ability. Opens up then you can hit them and you gotta wait against him. I'm fine I like that. Like very big on Like forcing me to be patient. I know a lot of people aren't folic boss lines where it's like. Okay you have to attack them at this time and you have to wait for like their phone ability to be opens. I will say Especially regarding the La- boss fights but it also applies to like a destination and you know continuing the story that is game does it does suffer in a lack of consistency. Like at some point. It'll say it'll say very clearly like this is what you need to do. This is how to be Voss in other times. You've just walk into all in. Hey as time. It's a lot it's a it's like out one day all save. This game is that I never really knew what to expect from the next like the next fight as they're so different than a some of like like he's come at you just out of nowhere saying okay. We're doing a boss fight now okay. All Right Short. Yeah. Let's get into it. I'll be ready you are. They're all kind of difficult to I mean like one when I fought the an easy boss fight. I'm like no no this is not I mean just I mean the game does a good job with varying 'cause usually in in Zelda fashion that you get a new ability either. Her wind water fire. Has You use them somehow in the boss fight that you have to do which was cool. I did enjoy that whole. Zelda thing style snooze dim lights exact opposite of Did we say like where he played ghostbusters or like the whole game is fun but the boss fights are a little a little batty like the boss? Mites are all really interesting but then like the rest of the game is saying like it's a little rough game is unless I really finish the label. You're playing the real version. Not The version reconnect save votes. They load it yeah. I don't think I wouldn't mind playing the second version because I was like looking stuff up for it and both first of all the main character in the second one looks just like fucking sore of getting parts. Like to a T. But I I never played moves. Tashi Samurai legend. So I'm one hundred percent or four someday have because I didn't know if I know I've heard the name was Ali not hurt but Masashi was actually like a famous Samurai like Abriel Life Sam riots. Which of course has I'm assuming we could double jump and had magic sword vis I don't know I don't think so. No he was. He was in fact famous for using to sort fighting style a like a like a famous philosopher he was like they are the ideal version of a Samurai Japanese culture. Use The Samurai. He was applause for it was like Strategist is like the Renaissance Man. Samurai pretty cool supposedly like the excelled in every field. He did significantly worse reviews. But Oh yeah. People don't like second one nearly Leave a lot of people surprisingly freely like this game. I was surprised when I asked for questions. Which will be reading later. A lot of people were very positive about the game. And I'm just curious. Anyone played recently but it right early. Look just like you were saying earlier by the you know I I remember plane the disc will I remember playing the game the full iron? I thought I was playing the full game. But it must have been the Demo F- At our family out playing full games like this but you know controls are really clunky. It the platform brutal. You know I mean normally we. I'm not a diet. High male or to falling off the edge is then getting hit by yet so much platform as his game. It's it's like that the that was the weakest part. Just 'cause game controls very poorly in so it's very it was like extra hard for me. Serbs and navigate those areas compared to game. Is You got you know like the reasons commercial? You've got platform. Rpg YOU RPG. Platformer is described as game platform is like the receives as like been in the answer for a year. And like it's it hasn't really gone bad but it's just not right anymore. Just in that era of just like mega man. Legends was and but where these heads in the era early early trading platforms. Where you know the the was very miss yeah. He had a lot of the classic duty Games. Trying to bridge the gap into into three D. or some new hitters like white mustafay. Yeah it's it was standing at. This is the same year as Like Sinoe gear. I think this is ninety. Eight Thousand Games. That came out ninety eight. But it's the same years Star Ocean the second story years and Panzer Dragoon. Yeah I play. I hadn't thought of this before but some of the reviews that I was watching on Youtube in preparation for this made mention of how like this. This game came was put out by square between final fantasy. Seven eight. It's very much like was not a a hallmark project for them is to make sense common him but at the same time they have made clear that they were hoping for who. Sashi to be on par with Zelda Allow Mitch. Not It it's not but that's there are actually some reports saying that that square wanted who saw to be a a flooded Zelda killer. You know it's it's definitely not but at some point you have to appreciate about early square where I I don't know a square doesn't care now. Because they certainly do care about their games clearly but squat square back in the day. It was one of those just like you know. They gave her shit. They gave so much shit about every single thing. The say like okay. We're GONNA put this out in between two of our biggest. Rpg's of our all time but we still want to put the time in like make it stand out make it unique can give it some charm. Yes definitely not Zelda killer but you can feel that there was there was like intense buying this Acharya. Time isn't too long after this. I want to say right right around this time Dr Rita. I can't think so just came out in July of ninety eight not over here. Octopus came out October. Ninety eight and then accurate some came out in November so it's actually came out right before. Oh okay as L. on I imagine then like with that in mind it makes a lot of sense them saying this is going to kill. Zelda because up to that point noise all the Games were two D Amin academic time like fucking changed everything so yeah let. Okuda time concerns like now this is what three d platform is yeah. They price all allied well. We've lost let's go home. They can make finance games forever. They hit you. WanNa say about spot chapter four you also have the Ice Palace of course Rpg gotTa have a nice place. That is I did not. I didn't like you get shoes really quick that lets you not slip around like this because you get throughout the game. We have mentioned get legendary armor. Which gives you stupid abilities at. Aren't really that useful for the most part but you can get 'em throughout the game you'll find junk some junkie sell some junk is he. Rv You can use that will lead to better things running theme with The Games we play on this show is ice areas. That have me give you something? That nullify the ice. That's happened yet. Having dark forces happened in like a couple of other games we play. It didn't happen in Canterbury. We played another game. That was vary somewhere where it's like. Okay this is the ice area. And here's the shoes they is area is no longer in issue. It's like why even hammer right on white space. Area will also mentioned to the other hallmark of early early R. J. Vr. Jarecki's the something you know something about the blow up you you need to go fix it jolly events. Oh I like the very beginning of final fantasy seven. Oh it's like everything's bailout. Which in this game I you had there. Several of the first one is easily the worst where you have to fix the steam tree. Oh God it's GonNa blow up twenty four hours but if you actually look at the twenty four hour counter up in the quarter It's counting down by hats. That okay all right. Yes at this actually was driving me insane. I though I couldn't tell if like again we wrote in or what. There's a point where like a clock comes on later too. I think it's I think it's John who come across. And he's like Yo. You have to go like do this thing. In twelve minutes and twelve minutes shows up in the top right of the screen and account have to get the medicine or for the little kid and you had while of ours. Yeah and it's like airline so quickly. I'm like what is is my broker. What is wrong? It's so bizarre that it's it gives you twelve hours but it counts downs. At like I guess that was part of their their mechanics of Saint. Like okay if we make well ours last twelve minute. That's too long which to be fair. Games do that like I think. Gte is The early days are like really bad about that. I think we're it'd be no for Life Day tonight AIRY FAST. Yeah we'll find out. Gt variants in our was the main like that kind of set the Stanford. Our is a minute light to go back to a game. We're an hour is only thirty seconds. It's like Holy Shit like I don't I feel like I have no time. Yeah it's the Indian of you on the house's really weird lights the strain her and save file the in game time says. I'm on Day thirty eight but I have only six hours of game. Puff play. It's it's one of those things where I wonder if they said okay. Twenty four hours is going to be twenty minutes and then they put all the clocks in figure that out and it's somebody down. The line was like twelve. Minutes is too long to do this task. So let's just speed up the days that twelve full days actually only twelve minutes and they were like okay and they didn't go back and look at the clock and so here's the real dirty part like does heimer events the timer that you see up in the corner does not count does not count at the same rate as the in game clock at not consistent with another small things just like it just needs remastered in this game in in in tweak it a little bit just crank up the crank apology just a tiny amount and I think it would do very very well but I do say a one boss. I didn't enjoy which is not everything in this game. I like the Ice Dragon. He looked cools else in the theme of the boss fights or it's in three different areas. You fight him in one spot. Then you gotta fight him as running across the hallway or across a bridge than you at the fight them in this final room in the room drops down then you can finally fight him and hurt him like it was it was very cool fighting frosh rates and is now one of the parts of the fights. He's like coming in from off the screen and I mean I'm a Yama sucker for his boss. Pfizer like when bosses are so big. They fit on the screen. That's going on are like. Oh that's awesome. Yeah like he's coming up at the top of the screen and he's just like he is taking up so much room and it's you know it's it's it gives you some anxiety but it's like it's like oh well that's just a testament to the the different bosses you encounter. I didn't like him but they were very cool. It's not too bosses are the same. That's for every one is unique. And that's that's good. It's better to be unique. I think generally as a rule in my mind is unique and kind of fail then. Just do the same boss fight. Every game and succeed likely play parasail. You look at their house. Might end up eating those words because of this podcast. But I'll I'll find more weird chip as ours ethic this game. This game is weird. We'll see if Stuart's do I don't actively searching for Weird Games for me to play and like my my list for like next season is the most like normal games that everybody knows a psychologist people. About MC yeah. He's just. He's a very standard Danes. I've a very boring baked excels on our extols on how great games are are. Knicks are next. Caesar is is very. It will be interesting out. You can't I don't like ants. I found out Generally I like and Video Games but in this game there are a little annoying thing if I ever liked what ants in games rob. We always they seem to They don't make good bosses. What about our defense. I don't remember them in Half Life Hamid. I never played half of financial a little bit halfpipe soon. They shut more in the like attitude. Yeah that's right in half dude. There's an lions yeah and then like a queen shows up in the the other games. I those Herp Defense Force that game but the land is estimated. You figure your brother. Him and his dad activists I saw was it whole time. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I really I love Earth I do. Those Games are so oh wacky and strains and I just there's nothing like them. I mean the part that really made the angriest game was I was talking about ants as you have a whole like chapter dedicated. Fucking the end. You can't hurt them are just invincible. And you're running through this terrible mind terrible platform you can get fucking poison. Which is God awful because he walked super slow. Like he's GonNa die and you gotta jump to move at a at a more normal speed it. All God I was. There was one point going through the minds where I was just on knocking. I don't even care other. It's GONNA take way too long to run back to town to buy another antidote is. I'm all out of them but I do have one of the an item that when you die you recover all your health humana sale. So I'm just GONNA keep jumping off the edge until I die and not boys anymore. Oh Hasso parted. We'd forgotten about is just another memory. Lost also I forgot what I wanted to say but when I was GONNA say like with the ants I just hated everything about fighting the fucking aunts. All I remember before you get to the ant repair Dole at one point in chapter four and you have to get this gear and I have a guy guy tells me grab for the year. Two looks like this. I had to grab all four years running back and forth five six times before I finally got passed in our when the shooting took me ten minutes. I was so and that was a me personal thing. That wasn't the game. It was just be some having auditing. Okay back to the ants like you run through the tunnel with the and I was just nothing but irritated with the an and then you have a mine. Cart part is kind of like the rap. You're heading towards the screen and you have to Dodge Anson Boulders and my God. I don't know that would have been possible without safety. I was dying. I was saving after every single. One may still barely got through that and I was getting hit so many times and you have to buy through stuff in his heart. Ital- aw anyone else you've promised that to or not too badly out I I. I didn't mind that section it again. It's it's like it worked. Well it worked rolled up is like I I had to keep like this one of those games. I have to keep in my head saying okay. This is how this is playing. How is meant to work like what was their intention for this area so I was like? I'm having trouble with this. I see what they were going for it and it was really interesting but it was definitely annoying after awhile. It was for that art yet so I think I'm at the point. The part where that Mike was just describing of going down in the mine and trying to find the right gear. Fix the Gondola. Thus way that's where I see. How many different game six or seven? I feel like it's like seven like bonus. Shoppers but different areas yet has different areas in each chapter each area. There's the mountain there's Horace A few dungeons like there's dungeon underneath the underneath the town that the mines are so. There's like seven because there's one for each role the starting area and in the final lap. You find this rolls though Dole have like. They're their own area. There Stanley now a new part of an existing area that you now have access to uneven. That's like I'll I like how all the world's feel pretty unique like they. All make sense to their scrolls typically find though I scroll in the icy area. This guy scrolls kind of this guy troll in the area you find the water. Scroll at the bottom of the underground league. Yeah you're immediately go to a fire dungeon to use it. Yes sometimes you find. This girl is in the wrong areas by died. Took that to be like okay. That's like an interesting little twist on this like the fire schools in the area. Why is that there? Oh 'cause you need the fire for the Ice Okay. That makes sense. I guess you wouldn't really need fire ability in a fire area by I like. I like like theories. Have it's very time or like each dungeon has it's it's overall theme like the swamp and the The mountains you have you know vice area. The fire area is little like basically this kingdom is just in a total calamity all kingdoms surrounded by ails. Just like Oh yes like. Don't go north. That's where the that's the desert where everything catches on fire. And I mean even like the last in the last part when you finally get finish up the ant part and I had a really hard time fighting the queen of ants to the first time I played it. I got my ass handed to me even auto safety. They still got fucked up. And I'm like screw this. I'm done. She has an attack that will automatically kill you. I WanNa see where she grabs you pulls you into her chest and you just stabbed to death dots again. There's a way out of Odors having health to take it. No you die. I think she will kill you. You hold you till you die. I if the guy said you get caught you're dead okay caught so maybe I'm wrong. I didn't find out that is low but it every time you fight on belly and you have to jump over her and fight mega said she spawned until she doesn't Attack. Until hitter enough times in the head after each cycle and you can hit our hitter weak spot and you know if the F. I broke the I couldn't imagine doing it without safe. States scheme has a I tried to look like a bunch of information or the skin has served will bind essentially when we play a game. I'll like I'll pull up a WIKI and I'll go to the games wicky and like information. The people get like a lot of the Trivia. Install off it's not my head and this game zwicky is just a like desperately. Underwritten is an underrated game. Too late isn't Nar a well-known RPG. Yeah it was just surprised though because I was like I surely I I know this game is underground but it does have a following. I would no. I wouldn't go so far to say it's a classic that people play this game. Still young people do surprise. How many people have responded later to me? I'm going to read for this game. Like near their lobby will have very fond memories Greek says like I've seen the character Musashi in some stuff they've done like something like look back. Videos Silica clearly. They gave a shit about scared so I was very surprised. Like oh this is like a Wiki is like it barely has any information on like the main characters like it looks like one or two people have written in it. And that's pretty much it so my my Call to action for all the Musashi fans out. There is a fellow that Waikiki. That's the as easily a sign of a good game if it has a full wicky. It's a game that people care about wouldn't good game follow principle with the Hainault Styro- insanely detailed wicky? Your day soccer. I do love soccer. I want to spend a lifetime with that but yeah like China look every patient I was like I can't find like anything on his game. I find a fair amount of walk. Throughs and south ups is fair. Amount of speed runs pair paramount of paramount. Walk-throughs engaged Paxton stuff on it. It's just it's like It's missing presence. I think is the biggest thing it's got like some stuff out there but I feel like people like it. They wanted to go back out. These guys again in like one of the big turning points for me. What made me kind of like why call came very epoch of chapter sick I felt was super fucking cause all does the drought the game. Every time you get to a chapter you see cut team that shows you the thirst quenchers empire in his castle somewhere else and you don't realize that the castle isn't the Sky Floating Castle it is. It is essentially a metal gear plot. Twist like when you get is really says it is and all of a sudden thirst. Quenchers empire floats over to you at a Antic considered the tower. You're on this all ready. I sucked out the energy. Audit your thing. You're on and that Susan you run over into the Spencer Empire Castle Floating Island. It was just a Soda Fountain All. Yes it's this. It's this world's version of Outer Heaven. The Soda Fountain. It will rule though it will. Yeah really cool it. Oh last area as hard as it is was very epithets established feels like something right out of a final fantasy game in fact I would say they did something very similar. I think its final. Twelve has almost the same light Plot point in it where they're like. Oh we need to invade the city like where is this city? And that's what somebody tells you how the city is floating in the sky. Travels to different places. And you're like Oh okay. Let's all tunes. You know something like that too. It's I mean it's a cool little Ami jeopardy trump. Oh we have to get to this whereas it moves it pulled a track it it it it. That's also. When I started finally using the res The enemies give you because if you don't you will not be able to get very far final area. 'cause you're completely useless to fight all the soldiers things they will fuck you up if you're not using their abilities on them as this This is is this before or after bill with John. This is defense. GotTa be before before. John's until the end of the vision explain Who John for. I prefer not as a guy that you meet very early in the game in the first chapter in the in the second chapter. He's in stocks in the town. You rescue a dog is one of your first missions and then you have to get a key in a grave that he buried in hit to get them out in the stocks get him adding water a helps you radically. He's a treasure hunter. Throughout the game yes okay. He lied shown up. He will you towards the scroll and Yeah. I like the logic of that first. A little bit where he's in the stocks he's like. Don't worry I'M GONNA key. It's like why didn't you hide the key if you near? You're going to be in the stocks. Why on your person or at least maybe like nearby not like in a whole forest away frigging. You'RE GONNA BE IF YOU'RE GONNA be in a situation where hey I'd eat this key to stocks. Just it's like. It's like saying like hidden a handcuff key. You don't want to hide. If you have a handcuff key to get ahead. Goff's the only time you're ever going to need it as if you're in handcuffs and you won't be able to go get the key. You want that on your person. Why would you? Hi It's like I'm GONNA die. Don't worry lock up. I've hidden a key to the dungeon. Okay now we're in the dodged. How do we get it I? I didn't mother-in-law. Yeah bring it with you to the Dungeon Throng with you. I like John Doe. He's like yeah he's he's a treasure entre but he's very chill is very like everything that happens to him. He doesn't seem that phased by which I thought was really funny. Because he's got like that kind of personality. Swagger like the Like slam poetry guys. Yeah and the fact that he's voiced by Steve Baldness makes it even funnier. Dhs Voice Small Round Sunglasses. And it's very like everytime Steve Serious I mean sometimes goofy but like typically very serious are like kind of like Just like that has a lot of presence and in John's just like a treasure hunter. You're like Oh like the only go find treasure for you. And he's like yeah. I mean I guess if you want to shore you find this man he keep it. I don't care we'll get mad of this dude. You're bad at your job. He's fine to you. So you do billy. He's like giving you a dog and he's just like whatever will be will be. It doesn't matter it's great turns out later you find out more but what I think even like I. I had a hard time with a boss like that. I don't think I should've when you're up in the sky you fight each to fees that we haven't mentioned you run into earlier but they don't matter if these two idiots. I had a really hard time with the bigger one then. Reviewed fly around the room. Drop on him. I just got my ass. I had to use like four. He items and I'm like wait. What am I doing that Did that fight completely wrong. Like Tokyo or whatever I think hopefuls the second guy that I had no problem with that fight but ben was a hard one for me. I was using Lumina. Which is your bigger sword but it hits slower and I think I should be using few usually the small Catanha like sword if any stuns the bosses and then getting yeah I was. I didn't get his thing. So yeah this is around comes down to like. There's there's your three protagonists three heroes are Musashi Princess. Away and John Capital and then you're bad guys alike to Kiel ever liquor brandy like okay. The good guys are named after foods and theirs. Musashi and the bad guys are named out of drinks and then there's like three other people working for the bad guys day in Tokyo Ban. An ad and I was like. Are those names supposed to be references to something? I don't understand so I'd change them. I Y don't know 'cause the like the like the character shows up and he doesn't really look like anything in particular like he's like a fat guy he doesn't have a nose like I was like okay is he like. I couldn't tell us because he's supposed to look like a Fisher frog or something because he's wearing green and he's got kind of like a frog shaped hat on bend isn't really a frog name. I don't get his area like You shouldn't even like hoppers something. If he's meant to be a problem we'll still I guess. They're not part of the thirst quenching empires. They don't get liquor names. You only are named after food. All you can eat in your name ranks if you're from thirst quenchers and if you're from anywhere else you just named whatever you pretty much have like 'cause in the village it's that's like hotel mint is her name. Yeah he was meant and she's the daughter of the hotel owner so she will tell mint. It's it's like that old thing. Where like your name came from what your job was? She's out just taken to the next level stupid extreme. It's like eventually they had a thing but I guess like if they had a thing that would have made them more important in the scheme out. It was really the only thing they have. Is They still that they steal the church bell which is very important to the story for some dumb reason then like like? Ed is a kid. But he's I worked at boss Fight Bill. I couldn't tell if he was meant to be like a short man or a young child that I looking out concert of it. He's like a kid wearing like He's a kid in the concept artists in wearing platform shoes. Which is. It's just a nice little eric detached like he shoots a laser at you. Jump over a bunch of time than you smack him when he do that made more sense to me that after I saw. Oh He's a kid that makes sense because he has a stutter throughout the entire game and I was like why is he such a that's-that's such a weird thing to give them this over. The top stutter. Oh He's like a very young child. The kind I think we have mentioned the best boss fight in the whole game at this redid and so you have a dance off dance. Yeah I always thought she has okay till the way this fight you go into a room and in and she's like you wouldn't hit a girl would you and he's like. Oh man you got me. I wouldn't sat. I never heard that before a plane. That's care does is oh Debut got me. It's like you've been killing everything. So is she will do a dance where she hits. Swear extra your circle and then she'll show you that song and then you have to dance with her and hit the buttons and I thought okay. This won't be so bad. I fucked up so many time trying to copy her. And you're on your sandwich but as your copying her. It's been almost at the same time. She doesn't very annoying. And then also will have to be exact but in order to close It's not like it's not like typical sinuses where she does it and any copier like. You've got kind of follow her law. Yeah let's stop. My question is like you beat her the fight and she's like darn. I guess you win and you leave and then she dies pro her legs brains yet hurling legs Bandung against you well. I couldn't wait till I leave our broken. I never rave again. And she's like that's familiar like I'm I'll say. And then she liked falls over and she's never seen again. I'm like did she di- did I. Just chill her with dance. What happens. It's really it was so stupid. I I really want definite opinion on on this like he didn't get anyway but I was. I was really wavering. As far I I HATE. I hate the boss fight. I love the concept office. I love it. It's it's a completely different way to beat a vase in the middle of his game. That's hilarious well. What chapter was so confused? Because they tried to tell a story with there like with the three polygons they had she falls over and then she has done as like okay you you. Your game is visually clear enough. You need to have a line after this. That says what happened to her. You can't just be out. She's gone forever like she died. I guess she's I guess she's just forever beat you broker legs with your sick moves. What the fuck APP. It's it's so confusing house like I. I guess I guess that's the end of her very strange. It wasn't by a my favorite but I got pissed off the first time I did it and then I slept came back the next day and did it pretty quickly but one of those kind of things what they needed to do to make this like make more sense is because if you if you mess up she will like. There's like a giant like electric fence that you'll damage you with essentially so what they needed to do to make that whole thing makes sense is okay the the. It's a cut scene dancing. Starts you mess up? You get shot now. What you know you know the stakes on the fight at the end of the dance. She like because she failed. She gets electrocuted and UN. It's like okay now. I know what happens. It's so bizarre agreed. And that's like that's a very simple way to fix that problem. It's just didn't feel now. No and then again. A lot of chapter six a bunch of boss cutlets a bunch of running around doing stupid puzzles. And you're using Sky Schroth constantly where you can float over spikes and over things. And then you get the crush Guardian Tower of Fuckin- tower that huge laser beam. That you it is rotating you and like six or seven pieces you fly up and down the try to find the blue on a hit the blue on as a key going through different attacks. It's it's a weird boss fight but I did not enjoy it. It's so strange but the metal matter but after you after you defeat the laugh guardian. And that's when you find out that the whole point of all these crest guardians was to lock in dark alumina which is a wizard was inside or something. Yeah wizard of this The wizards eason seal by the sword but sealed inside source and that whole scene is I think they threatened to shoot princess fillet so he just gives them the sort of okay here. You go you win. I'll let you destroy the world to save her. Yeah I guess so stupid as Hoosier is throws off the balcony and she bounces off the floor and he runs over you. Okay I I don't think so because the polygons that make up her character. Don't move at all is just what's like just this doll. Yes thrown across the room when you say. This isn't a point where earlier in the game she early in the game in other sections Bush's when she summons a Kojiri write code euros somewhere in this game. You fight him one time. I don't remember who summit number whatnot while Fillet Sodom. Because she was. This is another time when she was getting. I was expecting him to come back because half again kind of not like I was explaining to him or expire but halfway through the game today set up this thing and they just never really pay it off in the way you expect are like how they should. I personally who wear fillets kidnaps and she's being held hostage by a toper not. Sopo the you is it. Ginger Ale the Bambi Chick Yeah no I think it's Ginger Ale Ginger L. But she's like I know what I'll do like I I like that. She's like she's not just how she's like. I know what I'll do. I'll summit another hero to help me out. And so that way they'll be. Here's this and I was like okay. What are they going for here? And she summoned somebody who looks just like Moussavi Masashi by wearing read instead of Boyle Arrondissement apartment or whatever. And she's like oh you're the brave hero you're GonNa save me and he's like no. I'm Kojiro and she's like but you're brave. You're you're just like your the brave hero. Kojiro who was also famous character in our history. He's also young Again he's like no. My only goal is to duel Musashi. Do you like what I'm a princess and I'm cashier. He's like I don't care I just want to feed Musashi and then you fight him and beat him like easily and just shit talk him the entire time. Res Life is a gear that you're the reason I have a scar on my head. You're like no the reason you have a scar gives you tripped and fell when you're on your way from me and so. I was expecting him to come back at this point in the game but then he's just done like us. That's kind of it for him. Like star is until the end. Yeah so the very end were he comes back and he says. I'm not dead. I see her while. Zulu absorbs him. Yeah you want like partners like I expected Kojiro a much bigger enemy in the gay where he was gonNA keep coming back and I was going to keep him for the fact that you fight him I and you kick his ass and then he comes back second time and immediately gets absorbed dark whereas like that's kind of alert kind of thing that they could've had mentioned is one when you're about to after the wizard is released. That's when you find out John. Is Ashley Colonel Capper Cola? Who's one of the villains of the thirst quenching you've been seeing in these cuts even throughout the entire game and thought in the back in dies and yeah it's a that also is a very strange reveal. The other part of that reveal. Is that John? Colonel Capper Cola is really. John and John is the real. The rightful Prince of the thirst quenchers kingdom flat ski Reflected killed his parents. Yes and it's it's a very odd reveal and I was actually. I was really into that part of the story when I was like. What is this is very strange. And I can't again it's like I got three polygons in the fucking characters so I couldn't tell exactly what was happening. Because he's like he shows up he's like don't you remember me Klatsky? No should I was like all right. I'm getting some like M Bison vibes here what's happening. She's like you killed my parents and he's like I've killed a lot of people's parents that you showed that it was your parents like help. Maybe it was just a Tuesday for him. That's pretty funny though. That's a pretty funny line. It's like how can you be sure your parents? I've killed a lot of parents. Okay last around on you got some moment after that kid stepped on by the dark wizard. He Saban we'll definitely your although the part right Africa that I love is. He's like how about now. He's like g recognize me without my hat or with my hat. He's he's not wearing a hat and he puts his hat own guys. Like it's such a bizarre line like Z's hair and he's like how `bout now and he puts on a beanie and flats he's like. Is that a hat now? I know who you are impossible. So striking flats only the other grant art of it. All is flat. Ski Is the only one in the whole thirst quenchers empire. That has this ridiculously over the top. German accent yeah. Everybody else sounds like they've all got their own little like little things going on like a Toboso Hardier like let's dance or die. Rambis liking a little numb. I don't even know how to describe her. She's very courageous. Like southern redneck. Yeah like very heavily. I'll we gotta snap like very hard very hard redneck over the top German and John. Je sounds like Steve Bombs. It's like bizarre thing. But do you recognize me now? JAPA- Cola. Did the prince always wear a beanie? I have a lot of questions. Was the prince always wearing when he got when he was twelve. And you killed. His parents was wearing a beanie. Then and you would never recognize it. If he changed his hair just took his at all. And how was he killed his parents? When did this happen? What's going on? Like I need some backstory so little psych flashbacks him. Not like. He's not like a child. It's it it it's so weird. Like the implication is kind of that. This all happened a week ago and it just by taking you off like the prince's lucky beanie. No-one could recognize us. And then he he just gets shot and like that's it. That's the end of that story. Lines like what okay. I guess we're just we're just moving off. My brain is like. I can't tell if I'm annoyed by this or visit the funniest fuck you. I've ever seen in the game of like Kojiro comes back. He gets killed John's whole story by e yet scaled. It doesn't matter it's just. We don't give a shit about your expectations. That's not what this game is for. Kuala Joe Have Fun okay. I don't know what's happening but let's just fight the dark wizard job. GonNa describe him. The dark wizard comes. He's like this giant troll kind of guy at first you don't you don't fly. You don't really fight that I his first form. You just run away for a while. I'll run run a jumping platform and get chase and things fall. Apart niche it gets a little crush is Africa's hell like I. You have to run for then when you finally get Africa running for like ten fifteen. I felt like ten or fifteen. Maybe it wasn't running from him. You finally get up to the top of the tower and that's when Kojiro stalls up and gets eaten by WHO resorted to becomes a giant Green Drayton. Yeah I really liked this huge jump up. Hit Him in the face enough time and then he'll you attack get tired and you can hit them for real but really like that fights. That's another thing that needs to be set up because yeah he he he looks like Satan he does. He looks like Satan. I'm like all right like it's bad guy. Arazi looks like say that's fine like I find that Chiro get stomped on and he turns into a dragon like what I don't. Why did that happened? Mike and his Green Dragon form is like right there on the case on the case of game. Yeah Suraj again. It's it's a small tweet but what they needed to do was out. The leader of Ginger Ale leader vantage is also on. And it's like why did you pick those characters like it's just a tiny thing they need to do to fix that to make make sense where Kojiro is introduced and he has a line that says like like. Oh is like the famous like Blue Dragon. Samurai and I'm the Green Dragon. Samurai and Abdul Him to determine which dragon is the best and then he gets like absorb the dark wizard and that's where it turns into a Green Dragon. That would make sense to me. I mean it's still like Jaffe geologic but it's sets it up. It's just the whole scale. Yeah the whole end of this game is like fuck your story like what Amer like. What are you. What about my next goal? Is the player fucking. You fight a dragon care like go to hell. Exceptionally Square was angry at me for some reason. I didn't understand why they gave me nothing. He'll fight is weird but also in the Dragon. I but we gotta talk about what you get the fight and all of a sudden you find out you're playing regular ballsy infringer shows up ya all like a pig. He goes into his final form. And it says finale across the across the screen he looks like fucking Free USA. No you're thinking by yeah it's it's pretty hired audit before but when. I saw you put that in the in the show notes I see. Yeah he he started transforming. And it's just so bizarre. It's so weird first of all when you're fighting. He was the great giant Green Dragon. You're finding a little. It looks like a giant. Like turnstile. Like if you're fighting when a big vital apple don't know why I don't know what's going on it's got like Green Shit Green crystals everywhere and it's like part of the fight. I guess like okay. I don't understand why he's a dragon now but I'll fight him and then he turns into freeze on like what is happening. I told I don't. I'm not following this game any more up to this point. I was kind of following a story. Yeah there's stuff that like. They like messed up a little. Bit like didn't get communicated very well but now I'm fighting freezer and unlike a tiny. I don't know why this is. Why am I fighting freeze Why did Kojiro just I what happened to John? Am I ever GonNa give answers to questions and answers? No beat them in the Games. Dance it like earlier on in the game. There's a bit of hinting that something's up with Lumina. Let your consciousness inside the sword because the sword starts talking telepathically Musashi but it has super robotic botic voice. It's got a little bit of a Like Echo thing going on like Jack and Dexter where there's power that exists but it's there there's something quite something a little wrong with it like I like. There's a point where I thought like. They're like oh it's not sealed like with a loaded. Louisville but then the sewer knows. Wait the way that's worded. When they first brought up I was like wait. Are they talking about the sewer today talking about Prince Fillet because they keep saying like they keep referring to sort as a character now like I don't get what's happening? It felt like they had a lot of ideas that like part like half. They're team was like let's make this joke game and the other half was like just throwing out ideas and they generally meet in the middle or anywhere so he just like. Oh we'll just do everything like what is going on. The sort is the bad guy and also like freezes here and the princess is hanging out somewhere. I guess she got captured again at some point where you during this fight. It says it makes no sense. He's right below. You start to fight like all beat up to get him or something. Yeah kind of apply like grabber before like the whole is classic. Your on overhangs. And she's on this ledge. That's as IT IN CLASSIC JERRY G FASHIONED ONCE. You beat the final boss. The whole starts exploiting which our find it like I think or Israeli Irene. Destroying Namic to stop washy. That's why I thought I thought he's trying to destroy all night is it makes total sense. That happened a freezer election. He said he's in freezing the game. What the fuck is going on? Don't know what we're talking about just google venture and we saw last boss. You'll see exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah it's it's like freeze mixed with like youtube or something. It's IT'S WEIRD. It's find a way to Do that for like myself in real life fell like when I die at what my house to blow up like. On my deathbed you can. Do you just have to plan it a little way? And then you blow up with it or salads you. I'll get my heart rate maters once it flat lines. The House Thursday. But I wanted to happen is like I thought line surrounded by family and then like a giant who I die. A giant clock reveals itself above. My bed says like three minutes. They have to escape us. Like I just WanNa go out like an enemy boss. You know you see somebody when you have kids. I'll make sure that. Listen to this episode. No no no no no I will disagree. I want them to. They should know they should be. They should be prepared for this. Like just like in general it will be like a like you know Mr Miyake and the karate kid throughout life. I'm going to be training them in ways that they don't understand and then the giant clock comes up like we got to get the fuck out of this house. The VALBE's explained we need to go and I want to say any of this game. He does rescue the princess and I guess he goes back to the capital of King and Queen finally showed who've been vacation this whole time really stupid in the story it's they. They are not characters they show up and your first thought is who are these people that was my thought. They are not mentioned at all. The this story begins with like people are trying to kill. The Pratt says not a single one of their servants says anything along the lines of like. Oh thank God the gay out of the out of the castle it ends like fucking high school movie ends where they show up and they're like like Oh. How's your birthday party and it's like was it her birthday. I didn't even know that. Like how would like how is your party? And the servants were like. Oh my God she's like Oh it was fine like shut up or whatever your name is ripston. Shut up is fine. Everything was fine like nothing happened and I don't know why she's lying because a fucking like it's it's the high school movie party thing. Where like they had a massive party in the house got destroyed but magically the next day I guess everything is fine and back to normal like the kingdom that was floating above their kingdom that exploded and crashed presumably somewhere around like South Castle. That's Brazil Still Burning Wreckage of Soda Fountain Littering Their Gang Numbers. He's like oh no nothing happened. It was normal light. Hey isn't that that sort. That's been sealed away for one hundred fifty years. Why is that out here? Oh no reason just looking at it. Anyway we'll put it back now. It's fine if I got up what. Why trouble I if this is like. It's so difficult because I don't know if the game was meant to be a joke I presumably. They was meant to be funny. But I don't know if the whole game itself was meant to be like I don't know if it was meant to be kind of like a conquers or like a Banjo Kazoo type thing. Where like that's what I would say I I would say no spare but like there's a difference like a joke like the game itself is funny or the game itself as h joke on the audience. It's I know that I can't tell it. It seems like a very elaborate frank by be like how you played joke game played our game idiot like. I don't know what's going on. It's just like if it's a parody as one with the only put it on a podcast he. Yeah Yeah Yeah you're talking about it for an hour you moron I feel like spur alcott. It's tough because I feel like it's a parody definitely is meant to be a parody at times but at Parma great says did square like like fool us. It's crippling on us. You played our game you more. It wasn't even a real game doesn't make any sense twice reason that we don't know fuck you what happened. Somebody questions well someday will play. The sequel won't answer any of your questions. Yeah it's the people who like that director of this. I don't make like really did anything I I couldn't. I think he directed final fantasy. Like one of the final fantasy. Four not file fancy Puerto Like the extra games of the No the director. Yeah it's called the anchor. Years found. He did enter loon. Asfour interludes. Okay he did. A little part the Chemo on the found fifty four complete collection that was exclusive to the. Pse THAT HAS I. Yes I know Karma you say he was also a adviser for the battles embarrassed to so that has worried. We'll see he was A. He was a CO producer on a lot of the side kingdom. Hearts Games yeah. Light Rain Larry's yes. It really heavy worried yet. It's like what is this guy. Did this aided like a couple Batman Games Games? I don't think any of the ones we do on the show but we did. One Bama game on the show. So far only goes Batman Returns Batman Batman heated that man returns in adventures of Batman and Robin. You questions like this guy. Clearly like he's clearly worked in the industry and like if he's doing if he's like producing and working on kingdom hearts than I like a couple of battle battle planner sang says he battle guys for this like his little pet project of. I WANNA make a game with like like different kinds of battles because it's my test. I don't know it's it's a very strange. And then like the last thing you were busy for eight or Luton. And he left the industry. So I don't know they I can't ask him. I can't ask it. What the deal this game is. I'm left with so many questions. Are I think we should move on to questions? Memory comments. Yes Jose of other people have so requests evoke al. Assad there were. I expected nobody to answer this but I have a lot more than I thought. I from over blood as a few memories. I WANNA share across from me exhibited when those responses started rolling through honor more I might pick a game like I've never heard of and I check I suppose that like does anyone having like members of this game and I'll see like forty comments on like what the fuck. What are we going to do? What's happened close to this? Like I run from Michael Hughes friend of the show. He said Flippin love this. You're wrong everything. From fusion mega manning different powers from enemies selecting pictures asking figures of a lot of the characters saving residents of the castle. It has so many different systems in work but it never feels overwhelming square. Did a solid job in this game and ashamed. The series stopped after a vast departure from the first game. You Shashi Samurai legend disagree with you from Hall Radloff one of my top five. Ps One games. It's so good so armee only played one. Pm On your end game that gives me. It's the weapons of wit in my book. Okay that's fair Stephen mcneilly. I'm having a demo with this game out and play the hell out of that demo. I know you're talking about if From Mercedes fairbrother yes. I actually post this month or two back unfortunately. Never saw that Neil hackel I regret. Never trying this. Well Sir you can buy you can buy sand for ps three or PSV. To only or you can Google I. And there's another comment okay. The first comrades from Michael Hughes he praised the game then he actually went and played it to play along with. His show is common after that. If I forgot how much I hate the part with the raft angry face. It makes yeah he. He didn't always talking about so. And this I have no comments. I WanNa read from the giant bomb group. I don't I'll post in. This group is something that they don't WanNa hear from me but I did post and I actually got tunnel response from these guys about it. I was really surprised at this age But I won for Andrew Barrow said. Was this the game where you collect like in Game Miniatures? Box Action figures. Maybe I feel like I had vaguely remember planes with a friend of mine back around the IT would have come out yes yes. Uk Any point a bit. Nope and you can't like like inspect them or anything so just collect them like like in a modern you collect low figurines and then you can go look at the figurines later. Who's gaming? Ask like them and for ender pen drake. This is funny so strode. Pass this fast and thought it was shot Ted I. He's talking about the cover of the game. I posted. It does have a very say s cover from Andrew. Berger said I love this fucking game. Forgotten gem status for sure and this is a forgotten gem and properly landfall clay sir. Little third call you employ And as we kind of had mentioned this but this guy brings it up. Alex Arana's had classic. Got It for the final eight demo but loved it came with a five eighth Is Not exactly in the game. Demos different to the actual game. But that's a lot of people bought. There's only lobby about this game just like a lot of people balked crackdown for Halo. Three Beta same idea. Yeah but crackdown was fun to like. Everyone knows the best demo ever was a Dell as you get paid for or no. Yeah you got coder. Tuna came with Denver public. Amanda said mid of Your Solitu- wrong zone of energy against the best one was code to at Republic. Amando and I will fight anybody a mad about Public Mando Republic commando gave us about. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense like episode. Does well Republican Nando does well and I don't understand how is that one thousand one hundred something download right now. It's it's got like more legs than any other episode. I think I just WANNA worlds. It's clear what needs to happen. We just need to stop doing like different video games. Just need to talk about Republican every week for the rest of our lives. That's the obvious solution. I don't ask Alright from Nick Locarno. He's a great game rate soundtrack. Great Voice Cast Fund silly story one of my absolute favorites. Okay let's say and is very true to two squares reputation that this game has a wonderful soundtrack except for the song that sounds like fucking bizarre triangle. By that's just get rid of remastered this game. Get rid of that fucking song and the like. I WANNA give a shout out of John. The on the topic of the soundtrack you pay close attention. You'll notice that the over world theme that plays when you're in the castle as avenue rescue the different musicians their instruments start on yet they add. It's that's a yeah I that was really cool. I really really like to get your soundtrack goes on. We didn't mention it but it was Joe Cheese did like the final fantasy games off. Aided last remnant like the do knows doing I usually play with phones on most of this game. I like all the music except for the song. It's like Bazaar Love Triangle. This one from Tony Caridi. Since I fucking love this game I feel sorry for you. Sir is on facebook. Rent them out Jostle is doing a podcast episode about the scheme. Eventually he has a podcast called. Hey I like that game. I don't So looking for in our pocket to check him out and also you'll be doing this game to probably have more positive things to say. We might say you you guys. I'm like yeah you're gonNA love it the composer for this game Same Guy who did the music for middle middle to solid snake which replied and Krono. Tricky game creaky. Maisy game ever bear. Might not be eventually. It will be for sure. It's not as long as you think it is. I mean I'm a little biased viking. Probably take even a day if I really want to. But it's not it's it's a short RPG. We've logger episodes coming up to test to see how how well we can manage it by Kotor. Yeah that's going to be the longest one we've done. I imagine you're going to be a four hour podcast Well it depends. We'll say what get rid of our on for hours by ourselves so police like. I said it's GonNa be it's GonNa be episode was going to. I'm going to cut it in half and split it between that week in that same week but new you're right now from from Travis. Mkhori said they said what if Kirby but swords as a very good way to put this game Yes but if you'll like this one from Jerusalem Castro said my memory. This is a is in bits and pieces but the nostalgic is. They're very polished game and so anime. Wouldn't you agree very this is you? This is this is a this is a hidden gem. If the Jimmy question is like Topaz joke for all the all the gemstone people out there I mean it's your every insurance on your enforcement me. It's it's very enemy but it's not Super Polish. We like that enforced ignorant hall. I felt good in nineteen ninety. Eight but Oh aged last common to read from this particular group. I have one more dribble wrap up this section from David Markowitz. I have break venture massaging storrow into sitting. Next me right now. Play storrow Shinshu but instruments shocked. She backs that's the answer. Hey I am too is really good and really fucking long until you get to the end of the game and it just sucks foot and like the end. It's now Until the end of done but again that's a vast minority without opinion. I really need to play. That is that `super long isn't it? It is long but it also like it goes places that's very. It's a very strange story that I really love. You can never play it on the show. Could WE PROBABLY NOT KNOW UPRIGHT? I've ever ah how long seat and a half hours yet. That sounded alright. Jeff stance a very long time to be that game against that'd be I gave us talk about Pharaohs. It's one of those. Jeez or like five different times throughout the game. You're like okay. The gave his ending now and just changes gears. It becomes a highly different kinds of games. I thought we were done. Three gives the Andrew five hours storyline. Yeah from delicious re hundred fourteen hours. Well a lot of stuff that requires like tyler. I would say the eighty hour Average is like riots. By point is the completion is front is a lot of things in the game like required. Who's leave the game running while you do stuff in the background so all right question? That's a nightmare. A couple of questions to read from this last group. And we'll be done with the movie done from John. Paul Dago to such an EPA game. I remember trying to learn different East. Got Tired of seeing who shocked she learn mint. I never learned meant by only I only certain people yes from Tori Scott. One of my days is down over St for me personally. Here's a fun fact. For Your podcast composer. Tissue Yoshi was working on Tracks Ritchie Cobo Dungeon to also producing the Ot on CD to the Called dark corridors stripped down version of the bell inflamed from Utah Shakes Cool Man. I have talking about exactly but I know Chicago and fun facts for you. The theme is a stripped down version of Bizarre Love Triangle by newer crushing. We're GonNa read from Chun Faye. You said Try Musashi Samurai legend on. Ps Two. A was not that great as the first. What is good to have if you love the battle system? Well I I'll give him that like I'm not only do. I say this episode does really good. It'll be on the show because really good like I should say we're definitely after Alex at three hundred and fifty. We are definitely doing alice. Madness returns this year at some point. Hopefully even though we're kind of book until August and I'm going to try I'm going to try to make it through Goldens on the loss as this year or in early next year because we need to wrap that. I don't know I never did never did finish that. Sequel steam loved it. I think we Tokyo back in December though he said like your like talk about changing up a slightly so that we can do logger dance because a lot of people want us to play longer names as just we. We really do want to. It's hard we yeah. We're going to be this coming season. We're GONNA be trying to really random ship shouldn't really run Kind of read missile. That aren't based on gaming but not not a certain game or I'm really short game where we can just that we. We have an extra week crate out longer. Stuff such as coach. You've been talking because like special topics episodes where she'll your normal spot. You'll still have the comics movies that we've been doing consistently now area. She the a an episode that requires a lot less Work so that we can work on a big game in the background. Yeah all right I can see what a short house If they work out they will keep doing them. I got a couple of ideas that we have like three random stuff for doing next season to sprinkle out in a couple of really short games avenue. Now sorry The first of all we're doing and I'm super excited for its we can announce it. I'm about to push on posted anyway. So we're playing resonable three Polish side nemesis to coincide like a week before the the remake comes out so it gets you all excited about resonable three. Hopefully I like non game episode. Al- also excited for that but we haven't gotten anywhere close to an outside Why don't you go first for shelter box man? I'm a little torn I initially I. There's a lot that this game does that. I find really interesting and unique and fun. I think. I think this game has to go on my box though. Not because it's a bad game just because it's like it's had. I played this as a kid I definitely would have that nostalgia for it. I would definitely have that lull for. It's that you know it would be something to my ad is fantastic cool interesting game but because I did buy as a Kid. I don't have to stop it and so it's just it's like it's a little too clunky. It's a little too Chanqi it's old. It's it's aged like a early three D game which isn't a good thing. Why outside my box but again I'm GONNA have to say his box with an exception if it if they did a remastered this game and they put it on the switch and they cleaned it up and they may be like a little bit more story just small stuff like extra lines here. Are there to make everything makes sense when you could bring the same voice actors and voice actors back pretty much They're all still working in. I think as far as I could tell there I'll still work at recently enough. Yeah like bring them all back just record a couple of extra lines like we record the dialogue ages tweak the game a little bit like make it flow better make the game play a little cleaner and I really love this game. It the only thing holding it back is like it's h really so at Santa going box but I did have. I had a lot of fun looking into it. And like hearing like the cool soundtrack exploring this cool world where everyone is named after food. And they've got us very clear theme clear like thematic codes. Everybody I like that I like that. J RPG style. So box. But I did really. How much you Benjamin? So we're I'm like I'm still halfway through and all three of these are going to start win. Well Yeah I can say that. I'm as frustrating. Some of the parts are I do plan on finishing the game like Im and join it. But I don't see the replay value. Yeah adult see myself turning back to it? So it's it's you know. Put it in the box but with a smile at Mike. If that's probably like a lot of comedies in general not just in games like comedy. General tends to age out the jokes. The jokes have been told. Outta the laughs. It's hard to make a comedy that age is really well which is why some movies were like like top secret and airplane despite all despite some of those jokes having as very poorly some of those like other jokes in that movie have just there kind of timeless. It's hard to nail that timeless going. I think if the game play was just tweaked and like that comedy would still be really enjoyable. But the fact that you have to slog through so much to get to that comedy's got to rise too much too much grind. I'll go ask and I'll to stick with tradition. Well I had real fond memories of this game. It's like when I played Operation Raccoon City. The Game I remembered in the game I played today. We're not saying in and it is. It is super fucking aspects. Especially near the end I really was like well. I'm having fun but throughout the game I was partly it was knee and I suck at this game like I. I really sucked at so that. That's on me but it didn't didn't really enjoy it. I mean I enjoy the comedy. I enjoyed the story. I thought that was cool. But the platforming is is hard and I just wasn't into the leveling system in like I'm glad we did on the show but I never want to play it again now and I'm glad that a lot of people like this team like a stew said earlier if they remade this. Remastered hidden made a few changes. Quality of life improvements. Iv All on board. Because it's a fun game story. It's very unique but it was too hard for me time than it just wasn't it wasn't for me anymore. So it's it's one in the box and I'm glad we played it. I'm glad I finally beat it but I'm good at. You GonNa play the seagull someday. Maybe the spiritual successor call. It's will say it's at the paint. Somehow this showed us. I think in general like I like that Games. A lot of games are being remastered now on some people are like Oh they run on. Ideas like fucking. I am so excited for final fantasy. Seven to come out like like to play the whole game again in a remastered. I bet that's not gonNA wait ten yards only gonNA wait a long time but I like when Games are remastered. I like going back. Like the fucking master chief collection despite not all being out. Bbc is still like incredibly successful and cool to me. I love that but I would very much like to see companies kind of like how movie companies need to do this but they need to stop making good Games. That heartaches back to things like this. They should go back to Kate. Games and make them grow. Make them good. Yeah that's like there's going to be a running joke but this guy that presumably is going to start happening once once. Hollywood runs out of all the greatest movies to remake and they remake an three more times after that then surly. They'll go back into remake like in okay Movie that people have got it. Forgot about and like I won't gauge to start doing that. I'd like square to say okay. We have this game that some people law event. It's got this little following but didn't do very well and it's like it's not remembered fondly as I could but it's got a lot of really cool concepts in it. Let's take van. Let's make that something new out of it. I just I want that to start happening to. I mean like like I said before. I'm fine with like all game companies essentially taking like three years off. And saying we'RE NOT GONNA make anything new or just GONNA go back and remake these old games totally fine with that is a lot of great ideas other got a chance. Have we played? We've had a number of games in this podcast. That are great ideas. That have never gotten a chance. The South they exist more welcome. Oh and since Stephen's not here to introduce the game for next week to do you want to Yes this kind of your alley. Yeah that's a good hint that I am not GonNa get out on a second Again we are paying next week is sweet home for any S. The game that inspired Resin Evil essentially later on made by Capcom will. It's very strange. Yeah survive or turns out RPG or some weird shit. I don't even know I haven't started yet. It's an odd little thing. Yeah well This is the week of like this. Is the month of Odd James? Like we just got some plain alice now. We're playing defense. And we saw them were plain sweet home like planes to chat and we're going to any normal game but I think a lot of people's time. Gt It's his out. Yeah this is. This is like our hipster month if we started with like. We uh kind of started like the hipster month would last express you know. That's that's very accurate. I forgot about laugh breast. Yeah we'll just from trying to forget the same thing next year. February march will be like Like hipster games solid in ghostbusters in in February. Well we'll say like mid February. That's hipster hipster doesn't take a normal font because that would make too much sense. Yeah it takes away the last two February. The first of the the first three weeks of March are are hipster. Month all right. I think that about wraps up for a quick I was shot after. Awesome intro altro. Courtesy of Bobby Aka Mike Stony from his EP bite the bullet psalm the cool kids quad. You'll see a link to his youtube page on the show notes. Got that awesome. These follows facebook instagram twitter. Post images and. I'm sure some found me because I'm posting random shit on instagram and twitter so please follow me on there so we can have more dollars as I said before I'll say again. If you WANNA email please feel free games. My mom found at Yahoo Dot Com. Please feel free to Melton. We have email. We will read it now. I have access to it. Also feel free. If you have any questions about the show anything you want to recommend anything you want to say. Please don't read a shot. A MESSAGE ON GAMES. My mom phone at On FACEBOOK MESSENGER. Thought like the page gametime off phone and I will. I will reply. I'm trying to get better at it. I would reply and Adam bradberry. I appreciate you. We read your email reliable. We read it. I didn't think it'd be fine by Sony emailed us. I'm waiting for somebody like give us a game that none of us have ever touched near towns. Guys anyone listening and it's an email something we never heard of. We might play it on the show. Oh yeah absolutely. If you pick a game that not played a hundred percent of the on there I will fight for that it. Hopefully it won't end up like cube things will get better like is now. I'm finally going to be off six days as of this recording. I have one six day week left and then I'm off six as I. Also get her off a six-day worrying Tanaka the off for six days. No that'd be made since you're off six days to dig it. No I only doing six days. We're just doing regular forty hour weeks at a fifty hour work week so it. It's it's very impressive me to juggle a podcast juggle doing things in my way and working all in one needs. It's interesting yes definitely at some point. Were like hey we can't do seven episodes of just assume we are like the next movie coming out as I mentioned before is doing ir man. It's been recorded already. Edited will be released later this month. We're going to start doing the chronological or publish date. The few moves as it came out and I've got one asset huge so it's going to get sped up at some flight so the best companies. We haven't talked to do more comic episode because those are really easy to do. Stephanie wants to edit so those there'll be more coming sounds like chuck so I'm trying to find ways that we should keep you in the regular show extra stuff without making you without wishing you guys got deaths. I'm trying yeah. There've been a number of comic episodes where I'm like. Oh that would've been cool to be on but I was like Yeah like seventy hours less than one thing. I did find that you have to be on. There's a flintstones comic that came out a few years ago. That is a very dark version of the flintstones. Were do something they said while they were in or go to the mall in one scene they go the mall enter like Hey WanNa have a sample or panda extent. And if a panda hat you'RE GONNA TRY IT. Just it's it's really dark ash. Comic Is definitely going to be on the show. Now at some point I guess images from it before yeah fuck down. Yeah it's like the flight quote Unquote Realistic version of. Let'S DANCE J. ATOM. Are Bigger Real? It's like that. Is that what I really wanted to do it? I don't know if it's on the schedule or nuts beach the burden yeah. It's not as we I'd just make a list and then we're still that out but not once and I'm also going to be on day shift. There'll be a lot easier to record it instead of we got Monday. All we got US Monday. We don't get done Monday. We're screwed like that. That will be over with apples for those. That don't know who to listen to us for a while. Stewart Day shift kind of school and then I was working night shifts definitely working night. Shifts are data like we have two days a record. We miss those days. Well so al. I basically were hit furnace it as a bishop. I go to school during the day. I work whenever us. I find out like Sunday when I'm working for the week and so it could be anywhere from like Like a little bit or laying. All I guess it's weeks like I'm going to do like three this week. I'm GONNA do like three overnight so it's a it's a lot of like figuring it out very last minute. I signed the wrap up and just walking scrambled right. We will see you all got. We have laugh. I'll okay we will see how you guys next week. We talk about sweet home and I am not excited that she is the standing thing the Altro I did it all. I kept talking afterwards. Alka shut up. That was the problem. Haven't slept in Lonzo. Go Go and pretty tight. It's like miss. You heard it over seventy time. That's true is that assigning long got you got it absolutely right so I didn't hear it. You get it wrong or if you don't like it up. I've started to Mike out now. It's really bad for listening to us all together. It worked for all right. We will see you guys next week. Everybody hey listen to old episodes up downloads. And you never know what we got if you're a new listener checkout we've got tons of crap we're doing all right. We'll see you guys. Apparently our best fucking episode buddy.

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Mason and Ireland [HR 1]

Mason & Ireland

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Mason and Ireland [HR 1]

"What are you guys doing. Hey Hey hey you know. The dodgers lost a game to a really really bad the team. Does that matter yet. Do we care no flaming tonight right. All these Games matter of fact. It's a four o'clock game. Richaud makes his return he will start today for the first time since all the way back in June Dick Mountain and we'll see what Rachel has got. Maybe slides. What did you say he will only only go to innings really no matter what no matter if he goes six pitches six pitches six pitches six pitches. He's out after two innings so they're bringing him. Back seems like like an arbitrary lowly. Shouldn't it be based on pitches not innings you would think so. What did he goes? There wouldn't be impossible for him to have a up five pitching and a five pitching yeah although he is a guy who you tend to expect Aldo's breaking balls and strikeouts with so but yeah it is kind of arbitrary two innings. Don't you think Greg Yeah. I mean it's a little arbitrary but maybe they're just either slowly. Bring him back or they just want him to be ready for just two innings so oh the they're not. GonNa use them as an opener. Oh not an opener as in the back of the bullpen or in the bullpen potentially could use them in the bullpen could slide. Tony gunslinger owner Dustin use him for a couple of days after yeah. I read an NFL game tonight matter of fact. I gotta get a party going. I figure out what the odds are. They're kicking kicking it five twenty. Do I have that ready. It's hardly king it's Carolina in Tampa Bay in Carolina bets on that game all right. We'll make some bad yeah yeah and so we we had that going and I've I've the MS is GonNa join us at five thirty good. We're Lindsey theory is going to join us at three three forty and at some point we're going to give away a pair of tickets to the ramp saints the Rams Home Opener on Sunday at the coliseum that I mean I know it's hot and it's Sunday and it's one o'clock came should sell out shouldn't it. Oh yeah that game will be a Selim Yasar most of their games warrant. A couple of them were but this game will be a cell. I mean you would know better than me. Where the crowds for the most part how many empty seats roughly last year well it depends gave away tickets tickets to the firefighters those top well. The Camp City game was sold out yet but they will. They kind of sold it. I think they gave away ten fifteen thousand tickets to first responders for which was dyers. Switch was nice yeah. I don't know what percentage of the rams game sold out well. Here's the answer here's the here's the problem the rams I think other within the cowboys have the biggest seating capacity stadium right when they go to the new state of the art stadium it will not have ninety thousand eighty five ninety thousand seats way way. I think it's going to be closer to seventy isn't it so I think they'll start selling those games a lot but last year and you know the dodgers are doing something interesting. The dodgers are worried and seeing Castro of course lived this. The Rams were tenth in attendance last year seventy two thousand four hundred twenty nine a game okay okay so and they'd holds what eighty-five after the renovation yeah. I don't know I don't know how to nonstop close to one hundred but I think since we're innovation it's down closer to eighty five what is interesting. Do you sued the dodgers. You're doing that last year. They didn't sell out all of their first round playoff games right so they're doing AAC it cody bellinger bobblehead night during the first round of the playoffs and they're giving away two different kinds of bobbleheads. They have great success during the season on void night so they're gonNA. I can't remember them ever doing this. They're going to do it in the playoffs to guarantee which I think it's smart yeah. It's going to guarantee him a pack pals. Is that all those games they seem full well by the way the Rams I you know they've got those corner those terrible seats which at the random all the way hey at the end sort of behind the end zone a little bit that are terrible that I I can't imagine anybody would want to be in but I would imagine this'll be. We've you know seventy two thousand and whatever the season average was last year. There will be a lot of saints fans. We played the saints at the Coliseum before and a lot of saints fans will be there. It'll be rowdy rowdy at one o'clock game. They'll be lot of tailgating on Sunday. It's actually one twenty five featured game. There'll be a lot of loaded rams fans in there and it should be a great environment and I'm starting to come around on something on an on argument. You made yesterday but it can't quite get there. I can't get to where you are and that's who argued you think the NFL is going to put Antonio Brown on the Commissioner's list before Sunday. I do all right so I think with all the notoriety that the NFL had with Kareem Hunt and all the steps they've taken and towards violence and particularly violence against women yes that it's a really bad look if Antonio Brown unplaced here's where I can't get to where you are all right at this point as we sit here today these this is a civil case there. There are no criminal charges yet. There may still be to come but it's a civil case so at this point all they I have to go on is her word against his well not just that there is evidence presented in that lawsuit if you real gave evidence but let me get to my way but it's hard evidence know what's what exit messages well yeah but those text messages are from Manteaux Neo Brown to the to the woman right. She won't meet with them on. She's getting married this rent but if there are text messages in that lawsuit and there there are right there included in the body of the lawsuit if you read it then that is evidence that can be considered by the NFL despite the fact that they haven't interviewed her yet right. That's why I'm saying there. There's more than just her being interviewed their stuff in there. I don't want to go into graphic. There's nasty graphic stuff in there that that our tax money from him to her but I'm not sure anything in those messages confirm her allegations that he he raped her. I believe that I believe that there is evidence in those text messages that corroborate some of her claims Greg. You read the lawsuit suit. I read the text messages and do you think there's anything there in here against the the other thing is the players union is going to get involved here and there her. They'RE GONNA say they're going to say excuse me. They're going to say the player the NFL Players Union is going to say yeah that in Tonio Brown or any other player has the right to work yeah until they're proven guilty but but of course that's not the case and that hasn't been in the case with the NFL that has not been the case with the NFL. There are multiple players who have now been charged with something right which has yet to be adjudicated located and still they've been the players. The players commissioner exemplified. I'm pretty sure in every one of those cases the NFL was able to conduct a full investigation and then make a ruling. How can I mean Tony Brown's. Learn your Roger Goodell yeah okay. How can you do a full investigation of my client if you haven't even talk to the accuser and you won't until after this weekend. My Guy deserves to play this weekend. She will not make herself available to you and we say she's lying. So what's the commissioner's exempt list about. Why was it invented it. I think it was invented and to in cases of might speckling here but I think it was invented in cases like Adrian Peterson's Persson's where you had photographic hard evidence that he beat a child and he admitted to it. Antonio Brown hasn't admitted to anything as a matter of fact he denies all of Sierra argued that the commissioner's exempt list was invented to help the NFL with optics may that's fair and but but is it a union. I'd be curious if they take my late like put it this way. Let's say I went out last night and got in a fight okay and I'm all by faces all beat up right and I come out today and say I am filing a civil lawsuit against Steve Mason for assault. I would kick your ass okay but in this case you didn't do anything weren't even there. I was not I completely made it up because I'm half a cup of crazy all right because you're still walking it wasn't me right so Dr Ronald but but ESPN should not take you off the air just because I accused you. You're denying all of it. I'm saying you did it and and and and then and then I'll further say ESPN will say we're going to do exactly what the League and with the Patriots have said. We're going to do a full investigation. I would argue that they probably would they would probably they say you know what. I don't think you deserve. We're going to be we're going to be cautious. You're going to get paid but we're going to take off the. I don't think that is up peers like they think you're guilty and you didn't do anything. I right and I would argue. It's just being cautious yeah. I- cautious with the brand. I think that Antonio Brown has a right to work until they they actually speak to this woman and she says she she will not make herself available until she got married on Saturday after this weekend right but that's Antonio Brown fall right you know the other question is how did the raiders know about this. Did the League know about this but this was. When did they actually become aware of all. The lows in house was on get up this morning and he said we knew that this might happen. Did He. Tell the Patriots that right did the okay so the NFL is coming. Here's a bigger question for you yeah okay if if drew Rosenhaus new you who's more at fault here Rosenhaus for not being one hundred percent candidate or if the Patriots never asked I about it in other words. The Patriots never did their due diligence. Wh Who's WHO's mistake is bigger right Rosen houses or the Patriot okay. Let's do that next Mason Ireland. ESPN ESPN La what are you guys doing. It is Thursday by the way I'm thinking about making a chunk bet this week. Explain what that is twenty grand wow who left to run it through infest. Okay run through phrase but I'm thinking it's time to start playing catch up and the one way to do it. If you're about something. You're doing parlays yeah. I'm GonNa Make Cajon bet good. That's the that's basically how I jumped out to a huge lead last. It's basically how Bergman is in a lead right now yeah because he pet against the super bowl's dollars on the super bowl so the question we're talking a little bit about. Antonio Brown and I wanted wanted to read some you said though I think one of the questions is did the Patriots know about this lawsuit before well durose analysis indicated in interviews he did on Espn Pin last night and this morning that he knew about the he knew this was a possibility that this lawsuit could be filed. The question is all right. Let's let's knock these down in order he knew when he was negotiating contract with the Patriots. Is he under obligation to tell them or if they don't ask him about it does he. Just he's representing Antonio Brown. Why would you smart thing is to tell them because your contract is. I read the language and Antonio Brown's contract today that somebody leaked out they can nullify this contract in an instant he loses every single penny got for it so the only way to handle this if you're Antonio Brown and Drew Rosenhaus is to reveal fully exactly what you think is possible yeah. I don't know if they don't ask me about it. I'm not sure I bring it up because if she doesn't file then yeah I mean if you bring it up. They may not hire you just because you brought it up to the raiders know about it. Did the Patriots know about it. I don't think so is any of that stuff possible because it's bubble around I don't know the answer. I Wanna read something Christine Brennan row who's really good for USA Today. She says over the years the list of players who have landed on the commissioner's exempt list list include Michael Vick Adrian Peterson Greg Hardy Kareem Hunt some have called it paid leave others. Call it a penalty box for now. It's the perfect place for Brown at at least for the time being he's not guilty of anything right now other than the past few weeks ridiculousness but with accusations pending including graphic text messages is that could corroborate one of Taylor's allegations he shouldn't have the privilege of playing football this week not to not in the NFL of twenty nineteen eighteen and I kind of agree with that. I think she sorta nails it yeah but I don't know where what grounds they have to suspend him. You say it's text messages messages. I just read them again. I'm not I'm not sure there's enough there without talking to her and getting some context to say that he did anything you think those require context context. I mean if you read the lawsuit they do of context. The lawsuit lays out the context right but that's hers. She's fine loss. That's her side. He denies text messages seem to corroborate what she lays out in the lawsuit. Reuter attorneys lay on the loss yeah but he insists what happened for C. says he says it's a money denied right every single allegation in this thing and and he certainly welcome and should defend himself in any way possible supposedly supposedly he's thinking about counter-suing. I don't know what you're waiting for. You probably go ahead and countersue right away. If you believe there's no legitimacy in these claims I still suspect suspect that we will not see Antonio Brown on Sunday. That's when I suspect you think you think we will see I do but I but I I'm now thinking that the your argument has a chance to come through in the next forty eight hours but they've got to do it between really seventy two. It's really between now now and Sunday right so let's see but I think without having a chance to interview her. You can't say you did a full investigation unless unless she talks and she's not going to talk to him till after her wedding which is Saturday so the timing may not be right by the way you know what the showcase game of the weekend John is is not ram saint no it silence of the rams versus Irish law. I know it's Megan's. You are fantasy teams and you know I looked looked at the projection. What did they project me by three okay me by three. Let's say mythical money mythical yeah. Let's thousand bucks straight up on the game. The point spread done straight up in the game mythical rocks mythical money straight up Kyla Mer Kyla Murray. You screw me two ways because cuyler. Murray Harry is playing against the team. I picked survivor. He's playing at Baltimore. That's run Tom. Brady my quarterback is playing against Miami is right and I also I have him and I have. They're running back the running back at short out of Georgia Chubb. Oh you've yeah right yeah so I have Nick Nick Chubb. Nick Nick trump place is why can't I think his name. I'm drawing a complete. Who Greg who's the running back for the Patriots went went to Jodi? Sony Michelle Michelle both them so if they if they run in with Michelle or they throw it in. We're going to be good either way gotta but I I also think that Bill Belichick may it's not run the score up against Brian Floors. Who's his former assistant. A line is kind of crazy eighteen right eighteen and a half the line is kind of crazy by the way mythical money powered by Capitol Dome Cable on your home loan rate lead. HMS Capital Compete to win you the best home loan rates call eight three to five fifty six ninety eight eight boy team USA again today what is happened. Serbia's good interest TIA team USA. They're not our best players so I don't think you can I mean the Olympic team in two years is going to be completely different. Yeah it's just I don't even know of any. Michael doesn't think that anybody I don't either you know Kim Walker's a possibility bath and they may throw him a bone because he at some point. This is becomes embarrassing municipal game right but you know James Naismith was a Canadian so actually it's Canadian. It's you know I still it was an American peach basket. Indonesia invented in the United States wasn't like in Kansas or something he invented it. He didn't invent an in Canada had had you peach Pasco. He's just a Canadian. Yeah Okay I. I think I have my partly for tonight. Oh Man I read. Are you ready Greg. I can't wait one thousand thousand thousand bucks. We're going three three thing parlay. It's not really three thirteen. Okay there. There you go all right. Here's number one Christian McCaffrey over eighty eight and a half yards. Okay all purpose abyss rushing rushing. No that's just rushing yards okay Cam Newton under after I was two hundred fifty eight and a half passing yards so cam under two fifty eight point five a- and the third one this is going to be the one that kills me but I'm going to do it anyway. Yeah Cam over one point point five on touchdowns says either. GonNa throw to TD's or run for one and throw Cam Newton over one point five on topic nick. That's reasonable but I gotta hit all three. Yeah you gotta hit all three so also through bets tonight. I'm not going to parliament and what what's a three team or greg. Gets me what six six six point five six hundred if I win it. I'm going to go to a grand on the bucks and Carolina under the the forty nine under the forty nine okay. I'M GONNA go a grand on Tampa plus. The seven my bets are a little bit more normal and then these these are individuals and I'm GonNa go grand on Cam Newton minus twenty two and a half rushing yards. You're going under under the twenty two and a half. That's why I think it's GonNa get ya because he's a good runner he didn't. I didn't really run against the rams yeah but if he scrambles one time for fifteen yards it's going to be like that. Play the other night well the Emanuel Nielsen will fuller play when he got fifty fifty five fifty four one play over exactly the first half numbers in front you by any chance uh we are degenerate even mind guys. This is a mythical money. Yeah I'M GONNA do. I'm GONNA do the opposite people have asked me. Are you guys really betting people. I don't have two thousand dollars two thousand dollars on Carolina minds six and a half and do you know the over under I was looking for it. I just basically set it. Oh forty-nine yeah that's okay. I'll take the under forty nine under the forty also touquet and if I have the first half I'd like to take the under on that too but I know what it is also yeah well you can find. It just got to dig it all right coming up for you. In fifteen minutes Lindsey theory will join us helping us to preview. Ram Saints Coming Up for you on Sunday at the Coliseum Mason Ireland. Espn La let me tell you about my Guy Matt Unger. Who is that's the one you gave me. Look what you gave me. We do that under yeah we do. I mean he's a fantastic guy but I also think we should highlight the work the fine work of power power plumbing give me the Matt Unger read when I'm supposed to talk about power pro you know. Matt has probably used power yes. He is the general manager both lexa Santa Monica Intro to Santa Monica but now let me tell you about power pro plumbing heating and air power for you know it's still hot. I played golf today on degrees like Africa. Yeah power pro can help you with your. AC can help you having plumbing issues. When you call. I'm for service. They offer free estimates. No extra charge for nights. Weekends and holidays usually in ratty within forty five minutes. I use these guys all the time. 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You cannot call it. Are they capable of their human last January. They're human. They're human sure they made I mean that guy got laid out on a waffle house frying pan. There's no no way but to suggest that somehow this officiating crew is going to be thinking about what happened last. January in the NFC championship game and then shade the new. There is a play that involves Michael Thomas and Nicole Roby Coleman last year was a different seat Roy Michael Thomas but but and it's a it's a judgment call well now. There's just a review now. They're not sure now you can review it. That's all point of the The the changes during the off season was now you can if there's a questionable pass interference call you're allowed to challenge or vetting in the in one of the Games. I was watching the one of the P. Care. I was watching the Seattle gaming in Cincinnati. Yes and there's a call against the seahawks near the goal line. God defensive back jumped in knocked down a pass and his his left hand. You reached around with his right hand. Knock on his left. Hand may have touched the receiver but I didn't think so I thought it was a good defensive play and both the commentators said Yeah. They're going to review this in turn it and they reviewed it and didn't turn it. They said not so even with review it. They don't always I get it right well. Did you think they didn't get right I do. I do think they missed it yeah. I think that they should reversed but they didn't well. I mean this is the problem with with review is on judgment recalls is they're still going to be judgment. There's jam at the first time and the second right hand with review just added five minutes of the game because they never quit. That's why I think I think that the the whole reviewing pass interference is absolute nonsense because it could go either way every time no matter what it's a judgment call pass interference is the most subjective call on a football field and the idea that so you think it was an overreaction to the rams saints yes I think stuck in a moment the NFL. It's something they reacted to to strongly to one event but the way Bergman. Who did you take and survivor this week. I took I think the same as you I took more Baltimore. Yeah and Mason who'd you take Patriots funchess. Who'd you take? PAT's okay so to us and the Patriots of the Ravens. My mom is taking Houston. Yes a wheel missing something that sitting right right in front of us isn't Carolina tonight a really good survivor bet no no line at home against Tampa Bay. I just bet on Tampa plus a seven yeah but ju- you could still win that seven points. NFL game it is no here's the thing a lot of people are saying like yeah. Save the Patriots to week six. I'm telling you you say that. You Bet you put your money on the team that you are sure of in that week. I'm just I hate hate hate eight taken road teams. Hey take a row teams and I hate taking teams in division rivals. Come on it's crazy things happen. It's the dolphins look at the giants and the dodgers. It's the business. Sudan is sitting in there with you. Ask them it's the dolphins. You should always feel good betting it. All the best team in the league versus the worst team in the league yeah. I still think he's going to take it easy on Bryant floors floors. That's that's the one thing that could screw you last year. Miami won that game on that Kenyan drake with point spread. I mean the line of sixteen APP store. I don't think bill BELICHICK IS GONNA lose football game. I don't either to me. That's a that's a Gimme by the way week. One of the pro football season is in the books and it's going to be a good one. Do Do you have your tickets yet. If not download the vivid seats APP today you can earn up to sixteen percent credit on all of your ticket purchases including the home opener at the coliseum this weekend. Dan from front row on the fifty to upper deck vivid seats has got options that will fit your needs. Don't get any seat. Get a vivid see by the way are. Are You surprised at the national game tonight on. Fox is dodgers. Orioles Orioles are terrible. It is weird. It is weird. Seriously gets a higher rating in L. A. A football game between two teams that football game above the dodgers the dodgers are over on rove broadcast Fox Nazir percent table gained is is a football game going to be on NFL network and on Channel Two or is it just going to be an NFL now. I do not know the answer to that baseball would have a chance if the NFL I I agree. I would pick baseball. It's only in the NFL but I think one of the networks picks it up to. You'll you'll be able to tell as soon as we the announcers are we'll be actually be able to tell by doing this on the direct TV guide in front of me so the NFL game tonight eight will be It doesn't look like it's on unless it's on channel eleven no channel running the baseball yeah sure yeah. I I think might be only on. NFL Network so dodgers Orioles on channel eleven up against the NFL on the NFL network. I'll take dodgers orioles net yeah. I think I will take dodgers orioles and that Greg. What do you think cooking was emerald is on yeah. More people are going to watch Carolina. I think you think NFL game on a cable channel. I don't think because it's Baltimore because they've already clinched the dentist. Network is one of those channels finals that if you ask me where to get it. I don't know where I finally did. Find it right and if you WANNA find a direct TV. It's into eleven yeah. I don't know what is on spectrum too. I have a terrible memory for these channel things to look up things all the time but I single anywhere near. ESPN YOU'RE GONNA find it. They're always usually bunched together. SPN channel seven and the other one's like seventy two. It's not it's not always. They're always bunch together. Yeah coming up next. Lindsey theory will join us. She follows the rams wherever they go and they'll be Sunday at the coliseum taken on the saints and by the way coming up for you at the top of the hour we got got a pair of tickets to the home opener rams versus saints brought to you by corona extra and officials surveys of the La Rams whether you're at a tailgate or in front of the TV the only way to enjoy rams football is with an ice cold can of corona extra game on Lyman Mason Ireland Espn la I'd Espn La Mason Ireland game of the week in the NFL is at the coliseum this week. The Los Angeles Rams by the way I leaving to head out to that thing. It's a one twenty five kick. I've I'm you can I can. I predict yeah I. I think you need to leave. No later you live in the great city of Venice. You need to leave leave no later than ten thirty now. I'll be on the train at eleven because we're taking the train. I'll tell you about parking okay yeah but to leave to be on the eleven train. You've got to leave it yeah. That's that's about. That's about right yeah. The train is perfect to go to the game and it's a free load off tailgates and gates exactly and then you're in there. You're no longer longer in section six. What section are you in. I am section one zero five B which is formerly section six right correct and Lindsey theory who covers the rams free as Piane and does all ram reports and follows them wherever they go Lindsey will be in the new refer bitched air conditioned colosseum press box. How is that press box Lindsay. I'm been there yet. It's nice. It's it's like you said it's air conditioned. It's got some food. It's got your drink dispenser and you can have tap like warm. Warm water chilled water or killed sparkling water well. That's an upgrade from the many many years I cover games in the coliseum press box that is for sure all right so ram saints. I read these stats the other day Lindsay. These teams are incredibly even since Sean on mcvay took over as head coach. They're both twenty seven and ten including playoffs there point differential is almost identical. They've played four times and it's a to a two wins for the rams two wins for the saints other than the rams have home field. Is this a matters even as a matchup as you can get yeah. I think it is and you know what both these teams feature. two quarterbacks who are obviously. I mean drew brees is a total time pro bowler for a reason I- Jared Goff on his way a up the ladder and then when you look at their tailbacks Alvin Kamara. You've taught girly there. The Saints Run Defense struggled a bit last last week but then again so did the rams so when you look really across the board. It's it's pretty evenly matched. you know the one big question. Ireland was asking me go through grades for different parts of the rams during this game and Carolina and I I think the offensive line came up a solid deep Brian Allan the pro football focus focus random man. I don't WanNa take greater terrible and they wind you know note. Boom was fine. Benach great havens Haven Stein didn't have a great game. What do you think well. I don't know I think it's pretty hard. What's wrong with you yeah? I went through our like. ESPN ESPN metrics that showed how long those guys holding their blocks you know they weren't up in the top twenty across the League as far as individuals go but but I think overall it was a solid first game. I think it started out a lot slower than it finish for the offensive line but I think you could see I mean Todd Gurley being able to pop a few runs at the end and that doesn't happen without some solid blocking up front jared took a little a took a few hits there in the first half and again didn't really take anything in the second half. I think that the line improved might be a little bit cautious going solely off yes that we're talking to Lindsay Theory who covers the rams for Espn Lindsey Lindsay this weekend. The Rams Saints not the biggest game in the schedule. The biggest game in the schedule is Mason's fantasy team. Who's playing my a fantasy team in the twenty year old Hollywood football league. I Have Malcolm Brown on my roster. Should I play him in other words. This is my fancy way of saying paying. Those two touchdowns got in Carolina. Do you expect that to be more. The norm or was that just luck of the draw. I got the same phone in call from my brother earlier. I don't expect that to be the dorm. I do think it was a more luck of the draw. Although although I didn't really think it's interesting they get the turn over there ten yards out from a score in you know they said it was predetermined. That Malcolm was going to play that. Dr Based the amount of plays that taught it already played but to me. It's like you need a touchdown there. I think that shows you the confidence they have Malcolm Brown but that doesn't help your fantasies situation. Shen but if I was a betting Gal I would say that he doesn't get two touchdowns rushing again this week. Do you think that this is because we we played four times now in the McVeigh or is this a rivalry now between these two teams I would say that it's definitely becoming in one especially given the drama that surrounded the last few games. If you recall that week nine I believe it was last year we gate the rams lambs were down in the superdome and had they fell behind made a great comfort behind efforts a little bit short so that game was kind of one that you forget about what happened in the NFC championship game but that was a great match up and then because of the way the NFC championship ended that's Kinda rivalries or made right not only do you play each other a fair amount of time but usually it's her matic's and drama follows. I'm in kind of a match up so I I think it's fair to say Lindsay theory is with US Lindsay in they played twice last year and in both games it featured a lot of points forty forty five thirty five in the in the first game regular season game in New Orleans and then twenty six twenty three in the game that you were just talking about the the NFC championship game which the rams won in overtime. Do you expect more of the same. Do you expect a lot of points. Both teams go over twenty points in this game or are they do due for a defensive struggle. No I think it will be a lot of points just because of the playmakers involved the Santa Michael Thomas Zip Alvin Kamara upper the Ramsey of that trio of receivers and cooper has looked fantastic coming up at ACL surgery Todd Gurley Malcolm Brown so I expected. This is going to be an offensive show. It always has been the last couple of games and again these defences especially against the run. Both these events seem to have something. It's figure out so I don't know that we can it'd be when they you find all the answers. I'm going to go all the point. The linebacking core look great in that game. Cory Littleton had just a fantastic game bryce hager also really good that seemed to be a question coming into the season but they look good so far yes so far so good and I think really core littleton is just a guy who continue to make plays as We tend to forget. He was undrafted free agent. Just a few years ago. He also is playing in the final season of his contract. you know inside linebackers not necessarily position the rams the want to pay but you shouldn't be playing himself into position to be able to command a lot of money whether it's going to be here or somewhere else around the NFL. After the season Lindsay we had Sean mcvay in the show yesterday and he was he didn't feel like injuries. Were going to be a big deal for the rams but you tweeted yesterday that both Clay Matthews and and Michael brokers sat out the workout and then of course Eric Weddell got kicked in the head in Carolina and had to be taken off the field and putting a concussion protocol. What do you know about Wetzel brokers and Matthews or anybody else that may have injury issue going into Sunday. Yeah expect a Eric Well. He was out at a practice. It was a limited participation yesterday. He's been telling us in the media that he's fine. I expect he'll be out there Sunday. Clay Matthews was doing some ladder drills real during practice today while we were able to watch the first twenty minutes and there was no sign of Michael Brecker so basic today when we met with him before practice just that he's optimistic. All of those guys will be fine. if I'm a little bit hitching on anyone it'd probably be Michael Brokers just because they is their biggest day have practices they get ready for the game and he was out there but he is definitely definitely someone. That defensive line needs to play. Taylor wrap played quite a bit on Sunday against it's Carolina and he looked really good. What do you think yeah I think any don't money because they brought him. Marquee Christian really to replace Weddell but wraps role is kind of more third safety role. He can play kind of the line played the linebackers. He'll even coverage so he is really really versatile. Well and he's allowing. Wait do some different things within just because he's able to play all over the field and they you know Tau grew to the tackle is how physically really also how smart he is so it looks like a pretty good pickup for the ramp their second round all right Lindsey. They split the two games last year. I talked about all the points who wins on Sunday and what's is the score. I'm going with the rams. I believe the official score I filed. ESPN was thirty to twenty eight very similar to last week yeah very similar to last week also pretty high scoring by the NFL standards and I. I think that the rams are on a roll and I I don't see them stopping anytime soon all right. I like your attitude Lindsey. Thank you very much for coming on. We appreciate it. We'll see on Sunday. Thanks guys then okay. There's Lindsey thirty rams beat writer for. ESPN already got an idea yeah. You guys both need to agree to it. Okay it's kind of a prices right idea okay right but it would be the same for all three of okay. We just asked Lindsay to pick the winner and give the exact score right. I say we all pick the winner. Yep and guess the score Yup and if we hit it on the number on the number is fifty grand in mythical money too much okay. I think that's right but breaks your exact score. Yeah Greg Greg Greg if you didn't if you do that on the promote it's not if you do it on the price is right. You get both showcase exact that's true and by the way in prices right. You're you only have to be within a thousand dollar. I yeah but I'm saying you get. I think if anybody gets this is stupid. Ways to nobody you could do you do it. You have the same chances us if you hit a hole in one in golf if you if you hit the exact score are you have to. The exact number both both teams fifty grand mythical money. I'll throw one out there. Yup Okay Rams thirty five saints thirty one okay. I will throw it out there. This is my official prediction rams thirty eight saints thirty five rule. You guys is our close Yup. You guys get hate me for this but I know nobody do. Whatever you think the Saints Yeah I'm going to pick the saints. I'm going to say saints twenty-eight Rams Twenty four so here's the bad news for you. Greg the morning show picks five games a week and they place a value and you want each game guy says when you feel the best about would give that one a five in the when you feel a worst about you. Give that one a wine okay after one week keyshawn who picked the panthers last week and picked the saints today has a grand total of zero point three against ends last year he started slow did and he came back and won the whole thing. I think he's won the first couple of years so that's fifty thousand hits but you gotta hit it on the Nail L. It on the nose said todd them yeah I can. Nobody's going to get it but nobody does dumb like Mason. I own Dom Tom. We should try to trade market like Lebron with did with Taco Tuesday and he was turned down and did you see the other one that was turned out the Ohio Ohio State University. versity has been turned down. You cannot mark. V8 to every time they put the players up and they say deal Steve. You say we're giving away Ram. Am Saints Tickets at four thirty five thirty fess goodson doing next Bergman your favorite thing open the phones. It's eight seven seven seven ten. ESPN games have gone so well this week. This game is where we've just taken off of us and put it on you career. We'll explain coming up next eight seven seven seven ten E._S._P._N. If you want to win tickets to Ram Saints on Sunday Mason and Ireland E._S._p._N. L._A.

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Pilot | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee

Bad Friends

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Pilot | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee

"Could just stop for fifty podcast. Hey Go ahead. I feel like you're you're the captain of the ship I am. We're we're we're like the lighthouse where the two dudes in the House with the highest. The the most. She's ever lifted too. If you WANNA Google to Hyundai safe you WANNA Google friend. Let me tell me that my people are weak and yours are strong but we can play that game though you know. I Wish Ping Pong players. That's Gone Oh my God. That's one of my point is is that you go weightlifting. I can go ping pong. My point is featuring ping pong too bad for these two Andrew. Scott you also good you back together our dangerous when you coordinate you to say hey those those are supposed to turn that. Look right on camera. The way that the The Way to the bank these the bamboo looks. I did bamboo so on purpose because of Ood this morning and then I got that color for us. Because you're bland buddy. Hey by Jackie. I'm bland look at you. A phony vintage coke shirt. That's such a fucking a one hundred percent into shirt from where where's the from. I don't know what it's fake fake and phony. You're funny turn it on. We roll already. They're already rolling. He says Shit. Don't say that to that. Both of these guys are fucking pieces. I always known that Georgia's a piece of Shit because I've known them for very long. Let's do this real real fast. Yeah let's thank George because he did do a wonderful job on this studio look at our new studio. He he's great. It's wonderful when I got here. George was was hanging shit up. You do that. You do that when when they see. Papa is not not here. Yeah you don't do that when he's here ready to go. George you you you do. You know what George Said who showed up last night. George I did right with my dog and I said George where all your wife that what what did you say. Don't call your wife that I'll call it. Whatever the fuck I want. I said to George I said Hey man what are we gonNA do tonight and dropped off some stuff and he's having to put up shelves one shelf one shelf. Did it right now. If everyone can see homeowner under if you're GONNA screw sticking out holes in the wall yes so good not so good the CACTI yeah one CACTI wound etc knew. What do I wouldn't WANNA kick it. Don't do that. Don't buy Pol Pot. Yeah I am say thank you pull towards you what you have on. Cameras. It's not even but here's what you have. You have this hidden rage inside not hidden at all. I know but it's I understand that but when you have 'cause I saw there will be blood and the oil. Sometimes they can see oil sticks coming out of the oil but underneath it's bubbling is Bubalo Bob. Aw Why do an Asian axe again? I'm not that's not. Why would that be an Asian accent? Laurel bubalo means. That's like a guttural. Aw East borough I read it wrong. bum bum bum walking down in history. We're not doing so good to me. No we're not. We're not doing that. He Bobby I want to give you something. I'm excited to do this with your real fast. We do this with me. Sure okay Do you know the Oscars are I love you? Do you know who got got nominated. Oh sure Sinoe everything Hans Solo Son. What's his name Hans Solo Son? What the guy he was on women girls Adam driver. He did okay. That's the only one that you know no more. Which ones DiCaprio did he get nominated for? Best Actor yes. Did he really he did. Yeah Yeah Fuck. He was great all right so one of the things that got nominated was the movie. The Irishman did you watch the Irishman. No Okay we're about to reenact one of my favorite scene from the Irishman okay. Can I watch the movie first before we know? That's the best part okay. Could I be Joe Petro? Okay you can either be. You can either be Jimmy Hoffa. All what did you do you. Do you know Jimmy. Hoffa's yeah he was a union guy. Okay so you want to be Jimmy. Hoffa disappeared. That's right you want. You want to be Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah okay that's Jimmy Hoffa's lines and I'M GONNA I'm GonNa be Tony Pro and if people have seen the movie know that Tony. Pro is okay. I want you to act US out very seriously. All right all right let me. Let's fuck and read. Let's do it the right way. Okay ready this season alright. Ready in Interior Private Club Miami Dade Nineteen seventy-two Franken. Jimmy waited a table for Tony Protocol could improvise. Fuck Dude fucking improvise. Yeah Okay Franken. Jimmy waited table for Tony Produce. Show up Jimmy checks. His watch looks at frank a folk folk. He thought you're going to have to get through the first night. If we'RE GONNA be able to do you have to get through the first line without a doubt. You'RE GONNA have to get the again. Improvising flock a faulk. Just you didn't record skit scratch. We read the thing interior private club Miami Day. Nine thousand nine hundred seventy good about Franken. Jimmy waited a table for Tony Produce. Show up Jimmy checks. His watch looks at Frank Folk. Let's go let's give him a few more minutes. This isn't right. You don't do this. You don't make a man way. I know. I know the only time we do this when we when you WanNa say something you know when you want to save folk you. That's the only time frank nods. They wait Jimmy. Getting mad or by the second finally a White Cadillac pulls out front and pro wearing shorts and a short sleeve. Shirt COMES IN WITH HIS COUSIN IN LAW. Tony Jack who unlike pro is wearing enough clothes to conceal a peace and joy. Jimmy and Franken table. Can you believe this weather? People are freezing it at the New York and look at us. It's eighty outside. It's perfect. Why don't we live here? Year round is what I WANNA know E. A. It's it's summer summer. You know B- freezing to death in New York in my mind. It's always eight degrees in New York. I'm making a point. This is how you dress for me. This is how you dress in Florida in a suit for me if it's temper too late what you've lay there was traffic is never been laid for meeting. My life wasn't an air traffic. Dan Wise a never waiver. Anybody would late for ten minute. I say fifteen. Fifteen is right. Moo Moo Moo ten. I don't think so ten is not enough. You'll gotta take traffic to work out there taking traffic and do Buddy that's why I still say fifteen teams nine. We disagree on debt more than Cain is saying something I say something to me. I'm here that says what it says. What can I do for you one? Ask You for doors wall before you tell me. Let's get auditing straightened out. I can't do anything about your pension now with feats out there with fifty. You should talk to fit by day. He he'll take care of it. No questions you wouldn't do that but he will. I meant they are detained. You know I don't know for wool. What you said when you were sitting a fucking ice cream mike some fuck and King. That was an ethnic slur. You people that have to has been. Lay You motherfucker. Gawk sucker apologize for being late after I kidnapped your granddaughter Ripa Guts and send them into you in a fucking envelope wall. We'd get it. How was it just T- was that just like the movie? I just feel like it was. That's why I think we should win an AFI. We should win something for that right. You know what I was gonNA. I was GONNA turn out some old stuff of yours to make you reread from some of your earlier stuff. But I didn't want to do it. Why you went to Jamie unheralded Kumar. No I was going to print out your scene from Hayden Kumar because I thought it was one of my favorite scenes. You ever did. We should do Scenes from other classics. You know yeah we could do all the time from other clubs aging bowl I want to do you know why you fuck my. Why would you fuck my wife? Why do you go when you were doing that impression of Italian guy? Why did you go back and forth between like a weird old Asian guy to then like a like a slow go? Because I don't I don't do it you do. Did I really do because dude? I don't do Italian accent and you not do any accents when you go in. For addition of this we need an accent. What do you do I had to do Boston today? Do Boston for me to do. I'll do ally a you'd say line. I'LL TRY OKAY. All right go ahead. I'll say exactly from the show. He goes It's Yeah he said what a great hold on. I have to look at the look away from it now because my eyes while I do if I look at you all do it's going to be. Don't do the fucking audition. Just do a line that you would say if you're about from boss Alberto Yeah fucking over there where Yeah that's where That's as well we live. That's why Brady's the best. He's the best quarterback quarterback. I can't do it there's no Wackadoo it brady up badly. Brady go now. You sound like a little Italian. We should have read this anybody. Here's the thing. Did you really audition for marvel movie? I did you feel good about it. The first tag now. But you're not going to be. What are you GonNa be in the movie? Not a superhero. Good God. No you'll be like that's so fucking rude that you said you think you have a superhero body. It doesn't matter yet named Superhero. That looks like you towed from X. Men yeah they're they're superheroes you're gonNA World get girl you knew that is nobody can put it together. What she is yeah. She's dead so you can't kill her. That's not nobody wants to watch that. I'm telling you that they exist. Nobody wants to watch a superhero Japanese. Ex-man cold sunfire. Did they'll say sunfire was named. Oh Pontiac Car Pontiac sunfire. I'm not saying it a certain way. You know what you're saying to me that there is no way in hell that I'll ever be a superhero in a movie. And I never I think you would never be a superhero movie. I would never be a superhero movie needed. Would you and I'm in way better shape than you are? It has nothing to do with your shape with the power that you're born with or is something happened to me named one superhero movie. That's really famous. Where the where. The actor isn't in shape. Okay I'm just telling you running one I got right now. You know what's his name? He's he follows me on twitter. He's in doctor strange. The Fat Asian Guy. I'm glad you know I'm talking to you guys. Don't even know. Yeah something wrong. Yeah Yeah don't see something wrong ever again okay. Can I know by him? You can't go wrong. What's the name of the movie Dr Strange added. No one knows your doctor. Strange Asia cumberbatch hotel. Extra for Rachel McAdams. No that's WHO's in it go further. There's only there's an addict Wong Benji Long Benedict Wong. He's a fat Chinese dude. But he's from England fat Chinese guy with an English accent. He put in the movies. He doesn't have one doesn't really how it's very it's very. Let's my point is is that I just proved wrong. So go fuck yourself. Character was he in this. He was Wong his name was not a superhero. Did you see the movie? No he did Superhero Shit. While on the journey of this he would like this he won like this and there was a whole and the people went in and out of the whole. We did it. He goes auto auto and he makes a circle right and then DR strengths go. Is it done? Go through go through. He runs through and then he goes to any closes it back up. That's also in. No he was also in the inventors movies and game big part. What was the part auto he goes? He goes to the doctor she. He goes a twentieth dot. Get through other people through and they go through. Look the point is you're not going to be a superhero. Neither am I so in this movie. You might get the Superhero. It's fine. What's your superhero. What you superpower in real life aping? What would your Pat Power Be fucking? What do you guys like you? 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We're we're like the lighthouse where the two dudes in the house. No I'm on the top of the line your down below regardless in the movie in the movie. You die first so all right. So here's a deal all right. What are the best comedy clubs in America is a club? Called hilarity is yeah. It's in Cleveland. I was just there last week. Right and one of the greatest men in the whole world. He owns it. His name is nick at everyone loves them. I haven't said one one of the kindest people so the staff. I'm eating dinner there. It's delicious food. One of the best steakhouses in America and I love it. Thank you so much for having me there because you guys are wonderful people and I'm so sorry there's negativity in your life and it's coming from somebody that's That you're not even aware of for first of all. Yeah so let me. Let me finish the story. Mr Santino welcome when I showed up yet. That's before you accuse them of diarrhea. I didn't just let me finish the story. You get so angry. Because you're making a bligh's is fake news. Fake news go ahead. Let's say I'm sitting there and they go. Oh Yeah Santino was here and we start you know. We treated him nice game meal this and that and then he goes on Joe Rogan's podcast and tells them that our food is terrible and it gave us chronic. Diarrhea was died. And it just hurts. That's not and I looked at. Let me finish the story. You fuck finish the story. You're right not to finish the story please. At the end of my story I'll go. I'm done with the story and then you can talk fine all right okay. I'm sitting there with them. And they're on the verge of tears by the way right because there's the nicest people you'll ever right so I can't believe that he would say somebody that because Andrew is a very good guy and I don't know but he said it on the podcast and like you know like bobby you know that we which bill burr you know. When he did a special in England he texted me and say thank you for all the stage that he really is a guy that nurtures real talent and he. You know how you can go to comedy clubs. And it's uncomfortable. They don't treat you right. Yeah he's the polar opposite he's good comes from the school of Sebastian Maniscalco of class right. And when you when you when you belittle somebody would class and you and you start rumors and and you you bad mouth people and you put that black magic out there your verbal black magic right what it does is it just it just creates you know. Just a chasm of darkness okay. I'm not done with the story. Okay so why? Point is is that What and so then. What happened is so. Let me call Santino right now. So I call Santino on speakerphone right and I go. Hey I'm with the guys at the club and they said that you give they give you diarrhea. I don't I don't know and then you you know what you did what you did some embarrassing me so much. I embarrassed you did you go. You go fuck you have to fucking like you went fucking is in say you get on the phone and all that kind of stuff right and I and I turned them go? Who is this? My friend has a disease called rage. And he's a bad guy sometime. You put me the first of all you hung out to dry. You put me on speaker phone. You didn't tell me Speaker Ruslan when everyone knows in a phone call you know you always say you're on speaker phone don't you? You're on speakerphone. And you didn't okay so you started accusing me second of all. Here's how the real story went me. Joe Rogan went there to go see decimate Blue Joe and I run down doing a show for Joe Right. We went there to say hi. Could WE LOVE JESSICA. Stop by the club they said Hamas Santino grades you want some need. I said sure we'll both eat. We already eaten okay and then we ate another meal okay. This is what happened. We hung up with Justin may just hung out a little bit then. The next morning I get on the plane. Immune Joe Rogan. Get on the plane. I'm sitting next to him. Wake up in a panic. I run to the bathroom. I can't really like. I can't really see I'm nauseous. I throw up. Everyone I pass out from. I'm dehydrated from throwing up like it's like hurting. I'm throwing up so much. Okay I said to my seat. They call a nurse a male nurse. Who's WHO's in. Who's right in front of us? Come swinging around interesting. Yeah comes comes swinging around. I throw open the bag three or four more times. Okay and then the nurse. What did you eat? I said well we ate dinner tonight. I told him on a lot of undigested. Food in your stomach What is this from? What's going on? What do I have you seen? All your vitals are normal. It could just be some weird bacteria. Perhaps it's something you eat you ate. I don't really know. So Joe the whole time is I want to fuck is going on. What the fuck is going on like? I don't know man. I don't know I feel really sick really pale. And and anyway we land the plane. I get home two days later. Whatever I go on Rogan show Okay I say to Joe. I don't know what it was and he goes. I bet you it was food poisoning from the clubland. 'cause we ate really late at night in the middle of the night. He was probably like the last of the meal. Okay I said maybe I don't know we go on the show. Joe Says you've got food poisoning the other day. You WanNa talk about it. I don't mention the club once I say food poisoning. We don't really knows I've explained the whole story on Rogan's podcast. And then he goes from hilarity and I said I did not say that my whole point was to not say where I got it from because I don't know if it was their fault and then I got on the phone after you tried to fuck three on the bus and I apologize vehemently denied because I was like I would never throw it on the bus. I don't know if you did it. I felt terrible because they were all so nice to me so no your version is funny but it's not true and and not tried it because I want to make. I WanNa make it known hilarious club. They're great people. I don't know if there was fault or something else I eight and by the way food poisoning happens big deal but it's not the end of the world just ate something weird but here's what you blow a guy to thirty before. I before there's a joke and that's how he how. I the defense mechanism. Yeah because you can. I just say something out like to be rebutted. I looked a rebuttal. You okay rebuttal me then robot on the about a story that you weren't there for because I'm GonNa tell you where you where you went wrong. Can I say that as a friend? Okay all right. Is that when you go? I don't know what's wrong with me. Yes you do know what's wrong with you. What your week red headed people have weak everything right so whatever it is. Oh so you're saying you're saying Koreans of the strongest people in the world. We've got here. We go have you you oppressed by the Japanese for fifty years? Were you you people are all right. Why because you're Olympic weightlifters Korean? Let's see let's see the lineup. Jiang me Ron great great weightlifter. Jiang me rocky take to Rice fucking pots it with one hand and put with weightlifters from South Korea. Lift a list ready. Yeah Jiang Iran. Great she is currently based in. Go Young your top great. You're talking we'll have to hang is the epicenter of lifting. She can have a great. Jim Call Dong Jim. And it's the best the highest the most. She's ever lifted two hundred. If you WANNA Google Google friend. Let's go live to thank you. Want it all right Jianmin Jianmin South Korea. Weightlifter featherweight division. The Beijing Olympic Games in two thousand eight last. He failed to successfully lifted clean and jerk. He was disqualified. Your best buy the naming. That's great that's great. I don't try to tell me that my people are weak and yours are strong but if we can play that game though you know. You're the one that came after me. You came after me of Irish Ping Pong players. That's Gone Oh my God. That's one of my point is is that you go weightlifting. I can go ping pong my point featuring ping pong I'll be Yun Ping Pong. You want to put some money on it George George under. Let's play Pingpong. Then let me say this. Okay you know that Frank. Kellyanne though is a master of ping-pong and we've beaten them before. Okay so you're little red headed mouth with your little fucking Red Lips slits my Little Red Lips. Let's yeah you're ready? Let's and when fucking vocal energy comes out of there. It's fucking bullshit. It's the same kind of diarrhea that came out of your asshole in Cleveland. And it's coming out the other end first of all. It was on a flight and it was. It wasn't diarrhea. So that's where you went wrong. I threw up and let's move on. You've made up just say I'm sorry. I'm sorry that that that I'm sorry. I'm sorry that got out. I'm sorry I apologize that that got out. I'm really bummed out because they were very cool people. They're the best people in the business. Why did you have to bring your little video game everywhere you go because I can't leave home with that. You can't leave home without that. It's not a little. It's called a switch guy. Yeah and you're fifty forty eight. How many fifty year olds do you know? Have a Nintendo switch. I don't know any of your no any no. You've got to be the only one. See The statistics on that. How many fifty year olds in the United States? Have Nintendo switch. There's no weather statistics on that. It'll just say bobby legal go to my fucking Six you know. Who has you know? It says your name is first. Bobby was number two on their who. Jang Mi ran the talk about the switch real quick. Because I'm honestly I know I tease you a lot about the video game thing. Does this really help with your anxiety and ship? Does it help you? It's not just because of a switch. I mean if if there was one game that that was not on that play a switch. What game is on it? Star do valley so if I started valley remember I was playing on the xbox but star do Bali Star Do Valley Star Valley if you do another Asian access robotic Star Valley through that was robotic Stephen Hawking New Valley. Dr Do yeah. That's it you have to go up. Stock Rally Peace Wisdom Peace. What we're going to sue. Elkin Pretzel Folded Paralyze Die. They just fold you. They don't need to be donate along with. You can put you in a dwarf casket actually. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah that's really good. Yeah like if you if Brad Williams is they'll use brad or Stephen Hawkins' hardy has shoebox picked out and he just had a baby. You know they'd have a little a and the delivery was twenty seconds long because all she does que- in his fell onto the ground and it was like a little thing like it's like a rice part. I love little people. They're cute they are in Sochi. We'll his hey he's got half Asian. He's got a half Asian baby. I know he does it or she does. She's fully full. Yeah which one is she? I have no no no for sure. What are the good ones? What are they yeah? Pretty anything non Asian really known about in terms of the Asians. What are the goal? I think Japanese right are the good ones for what cleanliness? They're very clean best women. I don't think so I really I would disagree with you. Which is what's the best Korean. I think you have to look at numbers rights but probably China Filipino Filipino Guy Yum yum yum. Joe. You know what I actually. I've I've always loved all Asian women. I'm being genuine right now. They all Asians have very pretty women. But I've never dated one because I was always. I was for some reason intimidated by Asian women. I don't know why I never tried today. Nato but I always actually. That's not your. I hooked up with one Asian when I first moved here with you to use when she was at Ucla but we never talked really again. We hooked up one time. Was she full? Asian or half full was a nice. She was awesome when you did an Asian woman. I wouldn't be creeped out. It's when guys like Glue Mitch McConnell. Yes walking down the street with all that is that's fetish is like 'cause I was in Thailand and I would see like ninety year old ex packs ex pats pats not ex- packs or whatever and I'd say ninety six packs and they would walk down the street with like nineteen eighteen year old young girl young. I don't like that. It's so fucking grow so gross like my brother's neighbor. I can't say his name why I can't as you creep now. But could they do business together? I love the guy but he can't get any women right now. Is He ugly no? He's he's like George but with chunks always like a fat George a George is not so good. Yeah Skinny Jordan. Anything that either bed. Well he's getting pussy but it's like this guy could get it if you tried but isn't try so I guess. His dream is to go to Thailand eventually. And get a wife really. Yeah does he do the thing where you order. You can set it up online that when you get there. They're already waiting for you. Could you do that I I saw a TV show all about I would I need to do is get the top thousand. Put them in a room if I was. You know. Top Thousand Tigers. Yeah okay that you have available and you just get to pick yet and I could just walk around sex slavery. What's your name right and I got it. Can I just took no fuck you and I'll walk by. You know what I mean. That's an issue. Yeah I WANNA do oh you only WanNa Talk. Yea Yea yeah and then if they're hot but then they open their mouth and it's like mouth. I can't pass on that right. Turn Noble in their mouth. Sometimes they open your. They're hot and then they open their mouth and it's like one tooth one to here and the rest are like roots. The like you see that all the time. I've been to Thailand. Brothels a lot did you probably had like. Would you ever have a ladyboy? Would you be against it? What have I yeah I have not? Why would you ever do it when I was so? I did this movie in Thailand. It was called final recipe and Michelle. Y'All wasn't it that is. She was in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. She's a big Chinese stars. That's fine but anyway. Michelle was like the Meryl Streep of Asia like she's huge. Really crazy regimes. Yeah She's one of the biggest actress and see that movie either. I've really seen almost no Asian films named parasite. Nope all you have to watch that. You're going to name any Asian film I really. I don't know enter the Dragon. New P- go ahead. Old boy asked me about it. I didn't see the Irishman. Neither did I hurt by the way. It's not Irish. Are you Irish Irish? 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I thought I'm in the movie. Okay so I go to the front and they go. No no no no no homeless or something. Whatever and I go. I'm in the mood in the had to have a guy go in there right so i. I sat down with also not the King of Thailand but like a part of the royal family and we're in this gigantic beautiful ballroom. Yeah and I sit down and cross for Michelle and if you saw crouching hidden dragon they do like a lot of Phuc's would like jumping from rooftop arita tree right so I wanted to make a joke right so I look at Michelle ago after dinner. Maybe you can teach me how to run on trees and she goes. She looks me and she goes. That was wild walk like I thought that that was like what she could do it right yes so then after that. No one would talk to me so all the other tables around this gigantic table or all the assistants and all the younger people. Yeah I just got up from the thing and I sat down with you know all the other assistance and stuff and I could could speak English and whatever right. She spoke English. Do I know. But she's with these fucking old Asian people what was what was the language being spoken at the table English. Oh that was the dominant language means. Because she's not Thai. She's from Chinese or something. Don't you guys all know each other languages you could just click on and no? You can't do that but I'm sitting there with all these young people and one of the producers of the movie gets up from the table he comes up to me. He grabbed my wrist to the point where he's leaving like mark. Oh Shit and he goes. You being ruled any pulls back to the main table because he thinks you're being root cause you walked away. Yeah you're doing the right thing. I was doing the only thing you have to get out of there. I had to get out of business so then I sat through this thing. Food was great. Didn't say anything but I knew and had to be there for two months. What yeah so these people how to get along with you for two more months? I'm like jeeze. It'd be the worst two months but then I go but I'm in Thailand. I'm single Right so maybe two nights after that I went to the Ladyboy district. Just just a look two nights. Yeah because despite the hotel three blocks from four blocks you go down to lady district. What happens and I'm just kind of cruising I. Maybe yeah yeah I mean if they touch me. I'm an American. Don't touch me but did you get a better deal because they know your Asian if they look at me the way. I'm dressed on that that I have no money really. I'm the guy that like steel stock up charged for for for White Man. No I think that they have these desires to marry a white man and they're going to just like a pretty woman but in Thailand. You know So that way you walk around walk around looking but I know that the optics so I know but in my head I can see there. Don't they tuck their deck? You can't see. They wearing like little short panties and some of them. I swear to God if the circumstances are right you would blow job. You got a blowjob would get you would. But you wouldn't do sex now because I don't like an asshole love. I never liked it but the way they groom in it. I think it's supposed it doesn't I don't like asshole love. I also heard a story once. Have you ever had anal sex one time Colella? No way she let you fuck in the ASS. One time why? I ducked my finger in there a couple of times. Yeah I've done do the finger and go up and down side to side to get some room going. I don't like it too tight. You put your doing like a like a crucifix like Crucifix Pentagram. I'm Dennis Watson Plaza so that I stuck it in there and it was so dry more. Yeah it was so dry. And it's a butthole. What do you think that what I didn't even come? I think I wash my digging factor. You wash genuine in. Yeah you should have washed after did you watch after. No I stuck my penis in the dirt hole Did I go into it so I went and washed my dig tonight? Vaginal Sex Yeah Okay Smart. But then what happened was And I didn't know where to go for like to get regular women like a brothel to get you were ladyboy district. Yeah but I didn't know where to go to get regular prostitute. Yeah I didn't do it. I just until one day I had four days off. You know how sometimes you're in a different kinds of stretch is a big stretch and you have what I would do. I would go to lobby and just sit there and drink coffee and the by the bar no in the hotel lobby and then you just wait for someone to approach you know. I would just sit there all day. I didn't know I didn't know anybody really yeah. It was really sad but then too I could say say executives from the Asian movie company. Yeah were there. They walked by me and they go. Hey I know you guys in. They got a job and I go. I already know. I didn't know what that meant. You knew but I just got up and I just followed them and they took me to this place called Amsterdam. It's it's it's a place called Amsterdam got it and you go in there and it's a restaurant I you sit there. And there's a fat madame that there was. It was a fat lady that no one would ever fog. But she runs that last year and she's very funny and then there was like a all female. Who'S THE PIMP? Yeah Rock Group going. That's where we're at right. The beaches brutal gentlemen right and then We ate fruit. What Oh Yeah Oh. Yeah because you're GONNA yeah. I don't know they just brought this the biggest fruit plate. Why no I don't know. Why do you know the fruit makes your taste better? Oh well you've never heard that before you've never you guys know that. Don't you shook? High Sch high sugar content make sure. Semen TASTES BETTER. And that's why they did that while some eating it and then I just turned happens and they go to another room in this. Other room is football bleachers. I'm not going to happen like a USC. Football game bleachers. But instead of fans there's women Yes and they're all lined up. They're all sitting there like I was going to do. My one man show right. I sat there and I go. How does this work do I just grab on what the fuck up and the Fat Madera? Yeah as you know you look at the number. They have pin and they have a number and then they have letters on the number. Yeah so it you know like this is sex slavery would say to thirty seven and it would say be thirty-seven come up and it would say. Sm Aspin supermodel and they were higher right and then there was like there were more expensive. Yeah it'll say yeah it would say zero V. V is what Vietnamese pennies. I didn't make up the rules. Every human is equal. I'm just telling you what this place was like. You're just an attendee. I'm an attendee right. And they were hot. What'S THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE BETWEEN A v? Sem Hundreds of pot. I Dunno hundreds. What is it about is their currency But I think so. Is that what it's called? I think so. I think our research people should do it. Not You they will. They're doing it. They're not fast enough and they're not fast enough so then I would the first night I go. I'll my God I'll take four zero three. Sm All that's good right and so they bring you down and then you fall you back to your table where the fruit is and you have to kind of have like a conversation. You'll you'll you know that kind of thing? What are they WANNA talk to you? I don't know all the way. Five hundred is only sixteen dollars American. Yeah so you paid sixteen for shooter God so then you go up to a room and then you take a bath. Yeah they WANNA clean you because you they probably think you have dirty p. No that's what I thought at first. But you'd be she went. Get on your dog. Sit like Giannis on hands. Need like she wanted me to do like a dog. Doggy style sitting in the bathtub were the nozzle was by my butthole and she goes. Okay now take us up. And she poured the soap in. My asshole would shoot. Rub it and she would pour soap in your butthole. Yeah how does she? What do you mean she? And then she the and then the water would go into your and then she would say scrub it. Which would scrub? You're with like a stick with like a like a like a Loofah. Whatever okay and then she would rinse it and then she did it three times she rinse your butthole three or more. Which makes you which makes you feel like that or right like they were bringing it in you. Do this for everyone right. She's like most won. You fought okay Ma right so so then she goes okay. She drives you off and she goes. Okay good on your stomach and you lay on your stomach and I. I don't know what to do. I'm just do we. When you go to a different country you just cut your general. Yeah you're following following the rules right and I remember sitting there all my stomach and a gigantic clock like an old timey looking clock. You're on your back or your stom- stomach on the bed now. So you're laying face down on the globe and I'm like what are you gonNa to give me massage? And then I go and she was eating my bowl okay. I didn't ask for it and let her watch all three times. What do you think that was four? I don't maybe I smell down. I don't know what it is. She was going to wash. My Dick wants to well. Yeah yea such literally. I'm not kidding you. It was fifteen minutes to as soon as Click fifteen minutes. She was done. She just ate your bottle fifteen minutes you what she just got up. Did she tug on your on your poll. That was the beginning. That's like the appetizer. Yeah my friend. And so then she put a condom on me. No she blew me without a condom. That's why they make you eat fruit. She blew me without a condom. And then just put a card on me. We had sex and then I ran into the two executives in the hallway today. Did she like a right of passage. You and then. I went there every single day for a month and a half every day I would shoot and give me like per diem per diem. Yeah and you'd probably spend what the whole course of the time you spent one hundred dollars. Yeah and the per diem was a hundred dollars in American money. Yeah so yeah right so then I would take a moped and go any got to the point where I feel so bad about it. Why do you feel bad because I got to the point where you tend to get a yeah? I couldn't get hard because it was fucking so much weight because you would go every day. Yes and not only that. I was hurting other women's feelings because I'm funny right so I make people laugh in the room so then when I'm in go ahead so when I'm in the bleacher room you're telling me there's A. There's a girl that I had four days ago I had like a connection with and I had to pretend I don't know who they are because one different so I have to go either. Pass them and as soon as they go down and get sat down right God then it got to the point where I one time. I even said I'll just pay you. We're not going to do anything which is GonNa Watch TV. Why you were lonely lonely. He wanted just companions. Yeah that's Kinda cute though. Yeah you knew also brought there was but he didn't. He just wanted to go for the experience his name. Fuck. He didn't anything all right. He didn't do anything. Okay I went to Beirut had I went to a brothel in Beirut and and they didn't do anything Danny masterson. His brother went with me just to check it out. Yeah well I'd go to look at it and they just they just left but you live there yeah right. Yeah Yeah I rent payment here. I paid rent but like I went with the women in the dark night. Of course. Yeah the Chinese guy. Yes yeah to a brothel. He just wanted to. You know he was one of the leads of the movie names. Chin-han Greg Yeah and he goes He went. We had the fruit and just left. He just want fruit. Maybe or he just wanted to. I guess I think enjoy fantasy. Maybe I don't know why but it's Kinda like going to a strip club though people go to strip clubs and they get blow jobs and they tugs and all that stuff and some people just go strip club because it's an atmosphere. It's like a place to be. Yeah Yeah I. I don't really love going to go too far with friends dances. I kind of just L. Throw a couple of bucks on the stage for him and hands him the best because Hymns is a product that I wish More men would use because you get expert advice back in the day when you die. I didn't have any money. I just let my hairdo. What am I didn't work? You know I had like chunks of hair falling out in my head What's a funny nothing but this is a product where now you can. If it's it's affordable. Yeah you could talk real professionals. 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I wasn't a satis titty bar I've ever seen in my entire life jumbo's clone in and out of town who was out of town and it was so sad it broke my fucking soul. Maybe it was in Nashville. But I'm not kidding you dude. I got out one hundred dollars. Cash and people were like people were with. I'm not gonNA spend money. I get one hundred dollars in singles. Okay I'm not. I'm not fucking getting. I walked into the showroom and I was like. Oh my God the moat and I mean the most unattractive people I've ever seen in my life dancing one woman had a tip that was regular ticket and then and then a tip that was like deflated like she can only afford one of the boob jobs. I swear to God on my fucking life. One it was full and one was gone. It left one was of cancer. Went and got something at one was out for Milk. And the other one was there and it was unreal dude. I felt so bad I took a hundred dollars and I'm not kidding. You jammed it right where the I threw it. Hit her in the face as a get your other done. I'm not kidding yeah. I politely put the Stack of money on stage politely. And I walked out I was like oh Shoot it was already so fucking say wasn't even going to pretend I put the money down. I nodded Nice smiled politely. And I walked right outside Parka and I smoked a fucking cigarette and I don't even smoke. I was so sad and hurt that I was like fucking me fucking cigarettes. You know these women you know. A lot of them are just trying to go to college but most of them come to the. Strip these these jobs with all this trauma. Oh my God all this history. It's it's it really is a strip club. I don't go anymore first of all I. I've never cheated on my girl. My girlfriend's Yeah I partake if I'm if I'm single out partaken CD activities. Sure but at the end of the day from now on an I don't go to strip clubs. I don't do any of that. Well Look Strip clubs or Kinda Sad. I will say this though. I don't feel bad for any of the GIRLS IN VEGAS VEGAS IS A. They're playing you hard like strip clubs anywhere else. It's kind of sad there. They usually come from a tough place and they have to like do to make a good living in. Vegas does go there willingly knowing they're gonNA fucking clean house there's girls in La who are actress that go there for the weekend to do their thing and come back because that's how they pay rent. They're playing. They're making thousands and thousands of dollars. Vegas is not feel bad for me stripper. That's like just brought up something. I never told us before but now when I used to Vegas. I used to see one girl. You mean you would call her. Every time you went choose a prostitute Her name was not kidding. You million million those are M. I l. million and meal was she was so hot. Yeah and so expensive. Why Black Asian white girl a grand? Choose one grand. Every time he had yes and in fact the whole night to go out for the whole night now she she would come thousand. Come have sex. And I'm Leah. In fact she's so hard that I was there in the palms ones and my against his but my he admits it but my friend. Louis had no money Louis C. K. No My friend Lulu last name and Armstrong. I can't say it yeah Buzz Aldrin really. Nobody and I went out went upstairs. Had Sex with million came back down. He saw him he goes. I know that you just had sex with her to have sex now. That's how she was and she would text me from time to time. Tell me what she's doing. What movie she saw we were friends. You're still friends. No because one night many years ago she called me like three in the morning and she goes. I'm scared what's going on in Bobby. She's dead maybe or maybe she. Her Dog Shit Dog was chasing. Oh yeah maybe that's it. Maybe we should cut that out Know who knows what's going to last in this podcast right. We've been jumping all over the place. That's great no. It's been incredible but I'm also going to. We're not cutting out. You'RE GONNA leave that in your progress and peace million no honestly million. If you're around. Yeah please call us or just you know. Please call me a message on my sleep. Because that's when I knew her you know what I mean. We're going to start taking phone calls on the show. These guys have a bluetooth capability. Can we call million if we can get a hold of her? Yeah I WANNA see if she's okay. Yeah Yeah because he was a nice girl. Let's say this because we need to clear our track fast. We respect these. These women that work in sex work. I really genuinely do. It's hard and it's and there's a lot of trauma that comes along with some some people not everybody but some people have a tough go right but I'm just saying I'm just saying not all people come from the same situation so it's not like all of these people cold through trauma but a lot of it comes from top places so million probably was in a bad situation. Yeah somebody was taking advantage of million. Yeah she was in a bad situation. Yeah and I hope she's alive. I hope she's alive to and it was a very very long time ago. Also on top of it. Is that stand? Ups TO IN. Many ways are similar distributors in the environments. We live in clubs ourselves. Yeah we're outperforming sailing ourselves and we do it for free. It was worse as if you're a youngster. You could make a lot of money but as a young comic. You can't but it's the same kind of environment and I was. I always thought that a lot of comics that I knew had the same kind of backgrounds are strippers. If you look at a guy like big Jay Orchestra and or even tell. There's some things going on. It feels like you know. I don't know I don't either. But here's a comparison that you're trying to make usually comics have some sort of trauma as a youth that makes them want to perform and be in front of people. Okay most comics no. I'll take it back. All COMICS ARE ADDICTS. One way or another whether it's drugs alcohol performance Sex money attention all these things we are addicts and of discussion. Yeah I had lunch with Louis How We Mundell? How down and I go dude. You work way too much. Like twenty shows pitching and he goes because if I sit still I remain with this and it's I can't be there right so it's like it's this. His work addiction is the same as how I used drugs and alcohol. I believe right. Yeah I mean it's the same thing you're you're you don't WanNa feel you don't you don't want to deal with what's really going on right and so you know you know this. Podcast should have been done three months ago. But I was going through my ordeal and I've been working on all that you know because I no longer I wanna feel more and I want to be present more you know you are. You definitely are for real. Don't say what that face because then it looks like you faked it no. I'm not you know I know I do believe it. I think you're more. I think you're more president. You have read by the way when you approach me when you told me what was really going on. When we had a conversation you know we had a couple of conversations and when we have one and you really told me it was going on. I was scared. I just didn't know what was going to happen to you right. I thought maybe you kept saying to me for the fans to know people. Who would you show coming up with? The reason that the show got delayed was a myriad of reasons both my career your career and then your personal stuff and you kept sending me. The show is going to happen. The show is gonNA happen. I I think you didn't get it that I care about the show. No I didn't care anymore. I understand. It didn't even this means nothing and it bothered me because you kept getting wrapped up in the idea that I cared more about the show. I didn't care Here's what I wanted to make. Sure I wasn't let me fucking finish. I wanted to make sure that you weren't going to go down a real dangerous path. Because I'm GonNa tell you something I'm not GonNa mention his name 'cause I don't Wanna I don't WanNA slander him. But there's a gentleman who's in comedy who is extremely funny individual. You know exactly what I'm talking about. He's added a lot of struggles with addiction. He's come in and out in and out. He's had some extremely hard times and he is very funny. Odd recently yes okay so when I see those things that happened to to our people our crew our crew. I get fucked up. I'm like dude. This is not a. it's not fake anymore. It's not this fantasy that it's all gonna work out with this bamboo closer to you. Here's the thing when I said that to you. Yeah it was because I wanted to do it and I knew that that this is the right move to do. And I'm I wasn't telling you that I was saying it to you but it's mice reminding myself that I need to get better so I can do this right. I understand that's what it is and You know I. I wanted to kill myself to that point where I was like. I don't want to be here anymore. You know and then that thought became really depressing and scary to me. Do really did you. I'm genuine did you really wake up and say I could leave and it won't matter. Yeah you really felt that You felt I could go and it doesn't mean Shit do you not do you not think about because I am being serious. A lot of people say depression or they go through Suicidal thoughts do does anyone ever into your into your mind. Anybody else end tyranny might or your Thursday on the state that I was in. Okay I had no. You don't because I lost. I gained a back by lost. Twenty five pounds in a month and again yesterday. Could you give me right back? Plus a couple of fun being very honest with you. Don't go ahead. Nobody lost a lot of weight. You did and you look good go ahead. I'm glad you're healthy. Go ahead don't say go ahead to all right. That's fine. Go ahead this rude. It's Rude. No you look at go ahead. Those see go ahead again. I didn't say all right so I I lost twenty five pounds. I could not eat in fact when I was in Portland at Helium I. I hadn't eaten in days and I took Stephen Randolph and Chelsea skidmore to a nice Sushi restaurant in A. You know what I'm going to try to eat with you guys. I took a half a bite of a yellowtail Sushi. I vomited on the table. I could not hold anything food on anything. Joe I was only. We'd right so that scared me too. It's like I'm only smoking weed. How come I can't eat? And then all of a sudden I couldn't sleep. I would get one hour two hours a night if that were you panicking at night to or were you know. Waste wide awake was just awake Thinking about my dad thinking about my relapse thinking about a myriad of things but then as the non eating continued and the non sleeping continued. It became manic and I started thinking insane. Things like what I'm saying to jump in front of this bus or because you're not giving yourself nutrients your your thyroid is control and I was just in a space. I'd never been to before right and a miracle happen. I ran into a friend of mine and she goes. You look like Shit. I was telling her what was going on. Like what the fuck is going on? Because I can't eat sleep and I want to kill myself. Isn't that right and I'm using and she's like my therapist. I saw therapists and as soon as I started talking about the past trauma with my dad the way he beat us and all that stuff I was driving away from the therapy session in my hunger came back and so I ate three meals at night and then I sat there and I went what the fuck is going on. There's something that has to do with my dad. Dying the history of how I grew up and my physical condition now and mental condition and so I went away to a place in a figured it out and it worked one hundred percent can change my life so I have almost fifty sober now I'M GONNA meetings every day. You don't clap for fifty give a day didn't why didn't you guys fucking faulk? George Fuck you Jordan on joining you in Georgia honesty far John is high. That's a fucking ripped out of his head. Yeah he doesn't know where we are. He thinks we're doing just kidding. News right now. John fell down the stairs twice. Of course he did that slips. I know he fell down twice on the way up. The stairs are moving to not an escalator fucking regular stairs. The there was four types of Asians. You could fucking put down list type number nine hundred percents exist. One hundred percents It's a it's a medical phenomenon. This guy is made in a lab but my point is is this so you know I know this is. He's got pretty serious real quick. We still have some we. We need to get a little bit serious about this. Part of the show is recollecting. The mental health of you meet our friendship. Because that's I think that's. That's a huge portion of our relationship. Yeah yeah because it coincides. Sometimes it gets all over the place when you told me that you're I don't know if you want me to share it but I don't. Yeah you did when you told me that Your Dad. Not your mother's teeth out of her mouth. I saw it in my head and that was the it was the most it was the most real. I've ever had connection to that. I don't know physical abuse for Mom and Dad. Yeah but when you said that to me I felt it. Because you're my friend but the most traumatic thing is not just even that it's you know when I was a kid and my mom got me a cat right. Yes and she and I and I've never had an animal or pet. It was a kitten and the kitten. I remember all summer long. I was with this kitten all day long and we would play any would per and he was my friend and when they came home in the kittens. Gone completely gone. My Mum we gave it away and then I started crying. Go Why and then my dad goes stop Kanaya right and then they came when in the House and I sat there where where we put the kitten in the garage where used to live where he was to live and I just cried all day. No one to talk to no one explained anything to me about. Stevie Stevie was a key really young. He was like three because the gap is so big age wise for just three years. But you know when you're six or seven right and he's four he didn't get he didn't get it so it didn't really affect you didn't affect them as much as it did me and Date my parents did that with two other animals why there was a habit for them to take it and give it away. Ya Why because they think they can do it and then like a month later. They don't know they break. They break and then they just give it away because responsibility or something so then what ended up happening is I so but did you ever see where they did. You know where they went down in the middle of the night they would just take. I would go to school come home. They're gone did you ever by the third one skippy. Yeah I didn't care you're right. They were desensitizing. You because I didn't bond with skippy. Do you think would did you ever did you ever do you think maybe you guys maybe you guys ever eight them. Do you think you ever ate him. Do you think do you think maybe if your mother? Maybe she cooked him bro Bro. Even if that did happen maybe I don't WanNa know I think you'd dude because that would fuck me off. I would fuck. You have more in throw. That you didn't did not need them but was weird. Is that but now you love animals because of that. Show 'cause brought my buddy Sath had a BB gun in Asia. Shoot kittens in the face with Shit. Yeah cereal fucking killer. That's what's hero killers. Do they heard cats? I know because I I know. I'm an animal lover but because I know that they hurt me emotionally that I just became desensitized ties to them so you would hurt them to get back in how you felt when you were a kid and then what happened was when I make Elila now. I have six animals. I know I love them. More than life itself and It makes it because I have them. It makes me angry or about how what your parents did. But that makes perfect sense yet because I So given that and the abuse and just you know at twelve years old. I didn't Meth Crystal Methamphetamine and I did hard drugs at twelve and no wonder like I had to survive. Yeah it had so much pain as a kid and my therapist and all the people that saw me in Arizona. They're saying it's a miracle that you even have can function because and and they said the reason why you could is because God gave you one skillset humor and you were able to create a career off of that. And that's the only thing I know to do. It's the only thing I did diligently did every day and thank God for that. Yeah otherwise who knows what happened in? I don't I don't I don't WanNa know you know what I mean. Yeah I don't want it could have been like the Asian Ed Geene. You're right just making gloves out of human skin. Whatever you know turned into a really bad. That's what I mean. You're an inch away from being a serial killer. I could have been but no because when I was born and this is gonNA sound so cheesy new agey but as a baby. I was born in innocent kid. That needed simple things like nurture. All of all of all that stuff environment would fucks you up. That's my point is so my original self. My original child who I am is is. That's who I am. Yeah but your environment. Fuck you up. I understand that but that that's not who I am. Who What what God made me was this a good kid. I'm a good person. You are a very good person no you are. You're very good person but you are you are. You're a good person is terrible guy. So one of the worst people. You're a terrible idea. You're a good person. Here's the thing. Why don't we friends? You're a good person. You're a good person. But he's called me for serial killer but I could easily easily see you becoming a serial killer and I mean that if your picture popped up on the evening look right into your camera look right into yours and then do smile serial killer tonight on the eve. You're GONNA do that. Go ahead look tonight on the evening. News Ktla Bobby Lee found harassing kittens off the one to one freeway having sex on fire more on this at ten. Pm Here's the thing is. Is that a lot of people that come from that trauma. They've victimize other people they do animals. I then they get two people know you know when I say a shot a one time I shot a cat with fucking. Bb Gun in the face. All right. That's fine all right insane. All right all right fine. You're like a kid in my neighborhood. We were this big this big heavyset kid who might have been a little slow upstairs. We don't we don't really know not your call him retarded no because he's not. It's what you just said. No you just said it was retarded. That's not what I say. He was a little slow he was a little. It was a little slow. Like trump a little slow and you know what he used to do he would catch river. Catfish River Fish. You know like a bottom feeders and he would catch him and he would take the hook and you'd be like watch this and he would throw them and smash them against the brick wall terrible person I know when I see his eyes sometimes and I shift to you and I see your eyes. I see the exact same thing. It's harder to see but I but when I do see your eyeballs. Yeah I do you know what you can see that little. Pay That thing inside of you. You will kill your chief. You're the chief of every fucking police police movies. Yeah hand me your badge and your and they're trying to go they're trying to go put up our saving pull your badge and j yea a piece of Shit. We know what you did. Yeah yeah that's you know you. Da here won't stand for my down a villain in every movie Let you take a little Chinese push and get Outta my precinct. Oh Shit I know. Jonathan Dot Com reis in your duck and keep it moving but I would I ended up. Doing is victimized myself you did. Yeah and I'm no longer do that anymore. What's your what is your tip for people that might have that are going through bullshit and trauma and stuff that they can't control. What would your tippy. I'm not saying they're traumas Bush. I'm saying they're going through a lot of bullshit. What's your tip to these people? That really need a little bit of an answer. If you went through I mean my my opinion would be in his. Obviously my opinion. Is that if you're going through some sort of if you had a traumatic childhood abuse. It's going to show up in your life at some point a lot of times. It shows up in physical ailments right because you hold trauma in your body so people that have experienced trauma have more chance of getting cancer stroke. Is that true? Yeah women that got go through trauma as a as a child sexual trauma have a thousand time more percent getting raped right. Yes right yes right. Raped and all that stuff. Physical like shortness of breath can't walk. Backaches neck aches because your body holds on the show. Much straight yeah and it creates stress and there needs to be dealt with and released and So I would say if you can you can afford it. Go see a trauma therapist and talk about those things do. Mdr Do all the things that you need to do. Because I'm going to tell you the skeptic in the book because I've been in recovery for thirty years and had been to so many institutions and. I thought that this place was for loonies and I walked away from going. That's it was a life changer. You look down on it initially. Yeah because I didn't know what it was. I didn't even really know what my problem was. And then I went there and I feel like I was carrying around a mack truck on my fucking shoulders and I feel so much. Looser and freer in the wait is gone and so much happier. You look appier. Yeah I mean you're not you don't look physically better but that's not. That wasn't the problem with you. You can't you still have the same you still. You're still the same good old six. It's so funny that you laugh. It's you especially George because let's say on the right now I picked you up when you had nothing Right John and now he has little mini empire. And he's fucking like the emperor has gotten so much and I and I said on our podcast. I didn't WanNa talk to about him or involve him and now he's already involved and he's he's snake. He's a little D- little giggles right. He wants everyone to know because people is giggle. Yeah he's in the room. Know`more more giggle in front. Your Eagle these are over. No no no I'M GONNA WE'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA PUT WE'RE GONNA put a little lapel mic on him. Yeah and every time he giggles whip at the end. Oh yeah every time John Laughs. He gets to lashings. How about a ruler? We talk you know having my my mom all time in Catholic School Catholic schools like they they used to beat the shit. Beat the shit out of these kids. I'M NOT KIDDING. Like the nuns. My mom would say first of all they would hit kids in the face open-handed Oh and and and when they when they'd walk around with the ruler do know this they would. They would smack you on your arms until you would bleed with rulers. But how do they think that that helps because they're because they probably they were going through weird trauma so they're transferring it onto the kids so they're beating the shit out of the kids because somebody fucked them up you want? I know you're working on a baby. Yeah I WANNA see a video a homemade videotape. Your anger you. My anger today was because let's let's tell the crew real quick what's going on. Let's tell people that are here? Here's the thing we didn't when we came into this today. We worked so hard putting a studio together. There's a brand new beautiful studio. It's incredible okay. Bobby. Gets to floated on a fucking cloud. La LA LA LA LA LA LA. Hoya like a video game character. Better benefits minimum. It's fucking like it's a special power and he floats and the first thing he comes in. He's like this color is bad. Fuck discount I don't blow. Oh did it at all and complained about the shelf because Georgian. Put the shelf yet. Because you're just rewiring stuff and we're we're fallen behind on time schedule wise but you came in and you were early pissed me off fucking pissed me off because I'm responsible or never early dude. I'm Oh Georgia my early timeout. What time did he tell you to be here? Three o'clock no way. Yeah you were here to twenty. I know therapy. Nca Encino Yeah. Would you want me to wait down the street in a corner? Five seconds from Your Soda. Why we live five seconds from here. I was at your early at fucked me up. I was building a table and you came in. You criticize the veins. And then I realize he has little pop marks on his chief Edward James Olmos. If you've slowly supremo Sony you when you use it face fucker you still have zits. How about some PROPECIA or something? You still active you. Still you still have zits by the way. I don't have an easy right now. Do take a photo of her faces and go to fuck dermatologist. And go who has skin this is. This is a scar from my youth. You Yeah but he was you up but the rest of my face and I don't wash my face fucking you still zits. I don't have any on my face. Okay we're looks like it. It looks like it. You hold your head. Looks like a fucking boil? This is just read it up juices your whole head your whole head looks like like the you know the lemon had guy. That's what you look delicious. Look this. That's a racist on ball. We know lemon hat do dino and I'm going to have a child and I'm GonNa have that rage you cannot rage out on your child. I will yes I will. You won't okay. You're going to score it. Let me tell you something. You're my kid ready. Yeah what happened? billy dentistry. Hit me on the leg with his with the baseball bat. With what a hard battle softball up at. Yeah go get my heart about out of the garage come on let's go okay. We walk down the street. Hey did you hit him. Fifty son this boys live. Take my bat. I'll start hitting him back right now. Hit Him as hard as you can. But I'm a girl and your daughter Babe. I don't gender. Oh you don't why shaved your head. I was mad. You were girl okay. So you're going to be a boy now understand a your name is mark to be loving. I am going to be loving. I'm going to be very loving. I'm going to be very loving. I'm going to be very loving but I'm GonNa hit it. I'M GONNA hit. I'm GONNA teach it what what's really going on. You know they say you let it cry. You GotTa let it cry out. Yeah if my kid tries to long. Yeah outside putting outside therapy. I think you need it like for rage. This is my therapy. You're my no you don't i. I went to anger style. I've gone to stuff okay. It could've just say this people don't go to when I was a kid. 'cause I 'cause I got kicked out of school. I was ever in for fighting angry because the world is fucked so I would punch kids. I used to punch people all the time I loved it but dude let me say something about this. If you grew up with you I would have punched you as hard as I could every day and I would probably kill myself then forty years. Well then I wish we met then well how hurts so bad but I wanna see something. Paul I'm kidding I'm kidding. We wouldn't have grown up together. Your fucking thirty years older than me. Go ahead so I believe this in a cosmic way. Yeah one day. I'm driving down the street with Colella and her niece Juliana. We're let's go eat. Let's do something so we just I just went. Let's just Bowl Ivy bold. I do you know how to Bowl Bowl Bowl. I didn't know where bowling places. So we google drive around and then we find it and I'm like I don't know how to do it. They put the shoes on. I don't know how to do. It is that we go and then were bowl. I turn to my left. And I see Andrew Santino. His wife in some white nerd. That's that's our slave your slave. We have a little white sex slaves horny and they're literally in the next lane over one lane over one lane over. I turn to him and to me. I just the odds of it. Unbelievable unbelievable and you know what you said what look at these ugly pieces of Shit and then you know what you did. You turned around with rage at federal. Mmediately he will. This is Andrew. This is what Andrew Debt right there. Look at these agree pieces a shit. It was crazy and once you realize as Bob Right and then he goes. Let me ball for you bro. You're talking about a professional midwest. He does a fucking skin. It was fucking incredible. It was so fun. You're so good at it was the univers- that brought us together. That day again. It was so funny man. Yeah because I just got back into town but do you believe in stuff like that. Cosmic one hundred percent. Yeah I do. I don't believe in fate. I think fate is bullshit because I don't think anything is supposed to happen to you but I think the universe Makes Things Happen Coincidentally I think things happen and it's universe giving you tips like hey this is a this is a this is a good but you do you quit that to God. I don't really believe in God but you believe in some sort of I believe in. I believe in the power of the universe I believe in the power of connection and people in energy and something matches things together so yeah I see that as God sure. That's what you say. I don't like the word I know. I. I'M NOT SAYING JESUS. I'm not single political. God I know but God as as it got in the frame of reference of where you're taking it from is is from Christians like your thinking Christian. God I mean Zoro. Astrium has a God. I know what you were thinking of Christian Godwin but Zorro Astra's religion okay. Fine so you're telling me you're really thinking about their reference of God or you're thinking about the Christian God Zoroastrianism Okay I believe before before Christ have you say I don't believe it. Yeah I just have heard God my whole life from the Christian perspective. Yeah and I don't like the thing that they say I don't believe it's a white dude and appeared up there now. Where did you get the clothes from exactly? Who made the shoes? Why would you need clothes? Where are these can control the environment? Alc- The temperature is. I don't like this face in the clouds. It's a white guy so you wouldn't be in a call. Ups tempurpedic chair. The you know what I mean. He'd be floating on tits. He would have a better bet of huge tits or he just he wouldn't even need a body but it's not even a check yet. It's not even a dude. It's not a chick that whole competition with. God is a woman's God's first of all God is not human if God is real whatever you think. It's not a fucking one of us. It's not no of course not fucking bamboo tree that I got for you. He has against gays or certain ethnicities well. Saddam shirts on some definite dwarves. Oh Yeah Yeah. I'm not going to work. That's just him having fun. Yeah that's him ever again. He he goes. This was not done yet. Lordy goes let me just put it out there. See what happens right? And the kid gets on. Game of thrones ever happen and their breeding with normal size. That's weird. We love with friends with so many more people a little bit. We're friends with ENU. It's what I don't know what you mean natives what that one who don't talk you fuck. Who's in new at friend? I don't know anyway you. It's our natives right there. Nato the Eskimos We need to get you a mike so you can fuck and handle we can do. We gotta get him a Mike will have to control it. Can we have a button over here where we can turn it off? Yeah Okay Perfect. Can we just have a better looking sidekick then him yeah well? Let's get somebody like John's better looking. How are you going to be here for a bunch? John how about this how it will just get one mike there and they anyone can talk. Whoever has that you know we're GONNA do for the next episode? What what we're going to hire an actor or an actress off craigslist. And they have to talk through him or her someone that we really enjoy talking to someone. That's cool and fun and they get to audition that person a hundred percent. Aren't they get to speak through the person to get a camera over there and put it on is that is that okay? I'm okay of course. Okay do whatever the fuck I want. I'm telling you what to do. Yeah but is that okay okay? Great those long enough right. How long do we go? How long has it been an a buck twenty? Do we know what part of this episode that we like? And which ones we hate. All you like. All of it don't you. I think we reached a lot of good heights. In fact it to be very honest my old lady asked me what I what the key points. We're GONNA hit on. I said I want to do the scene. I'm not joking I said I wanted to with you and then talk about a little bit of the business stuff but we didn't even get into some stuff I wanted to talk to you about and I wanted to know about genuinely mental health. And how you're feeling and you did it on your own. Which is surprising. Yeah I am. We're and we're GONNA make some big changes for the second and third and fourth and this is our first so I this is it. We're never doing it again. Okay enjoy this. I'm not GonNa do it again. Shut up you know the secret episode. Yeah our secret episode so I have the file. I'M GOING TO RELEASE IT. But here's what I'm GonNa do the one that we're not supposed to release. I want I'm going to. I'm going to raise money then. We're going to donate all the money to what us. Yeah 'cause you know Christie and Janas they did an episode or something and they put it if you get some really racist and bashes on people not racist but bashes online people we do and people they will release a million dollars and some people are considering it. That's where they would have a million to do that. Oh you're saying they have to crowdfunding million. Yeah to release it. Wow we should release it to like a special patriotic. I was thinking about I was like but it would have to. It's you know. What have you listened to it? Is it racist? Yep He's a sexist. Yip IS GONNA get in trouble hip. I'm not kidding. I have my car in my center console there's like a slot for St Cards. There's also there's USB and there's SD put it in one day. I'm not kidding. And the moment I started driving and I started listening to it. I took it out. I was like Oh my God. That's so fucking I remember driving away from it going. If you release that my career is over we talked about it right away. I was like we can't do you know why though because the energy that came into that room and we were doing that was on an old studio in Hollywood and your energy was bullshit when you walked in and my energy was really pad was pissed off and it was two fuses and it was a it was over one time him and I did one in our remember. We did an hour and we stopped and we go. We have to do it again. We started over. Yes we need to walk away for a second. It was really bad because it was off something was wrong. I mean it. That's going to happen while but I know what it was. What was it be honest? Let's get this podcast. I don't want you to fucking okay. Tell me the truth. You were being a trying to find a good word to be real. I know I want to find the word. The words you were being Brat. There needs to be a new word. For Brat. You were being a fucking Brat a little entitled Bitch. You were a bitch. You were fucking cheerleader. Your little cheerleader. You're the top. You're the best in school and Becky and everything I want you know and you were and you showed up to the party and everyone was having fun without you. And you're like get out and Becky and you were a brat. You're a fucking entitled Brian. You're acting mean and you were. You were saying you're like poking at me. Where are you going on? Listen let's fuck. No we did good. Put Your fucking headphones on how you're being a Brat because you're doing it right now. I'm Becky Fuck it Aso. That's what you were doing voice though Becky. Becky are here. Yeah this has been this has been fine. I think it was fucking awesome. Actually I think it was really really fun. Okay I think it's a good start to this whole show man yeah. I don't know how we're going to end it. How we're going to start a bobby hated the music. I put up the music that I had potentially painted the art. You hit the music. You didn't want to call it red and yellow. I'm I'm going to bring some stuff from home here. Do whatever you got to do to to make to make me feel at home. Oh you want to help out. Let's let's just GonNa have on the show from Bobby Lee Andrew Santino. Bad Friends bad friends. If we'd like to say Goodbye. Thanks for being. No what are we rehearsed it. Oh yeah thanks for being his in anchorage thanks. Thanks for being are bad. Friend THEY GIVE THEY GIVE RIPPING PAT at this one two three. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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NFL Week 11: Home Stretch

Fantasy Theatre

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NFL Week 11: Home Stretch

"Take we're gonNA fantasy theater week. Eleven I'm your host Spencer Foster and much like Ryan Tannehill diving headfirst for two point conversion. My guest today will not well back grant. I feel absent. One person claps absence truly does make make the heart grow fonder Greg. I didn't know what had didn't know what ahead you be two weeks. I appreciate you coming back. I'm super glad to be back and right in time for the push to the play offs. Most of my teams are doing well so I had a great week off work today. It's great everything's great and Except for Mike Williams. But we'll get to that later but everything everything is great in a fantasy world right now and if this if you're not excited for this moment fantasy than you know take your heartbeat because this is this is where you know the winners and the losers are made made right now. This is true crunch time only three weeks left for most people most people's playoffs starting week. Fourteen just three regular season weeks left maybe to be a one of those team. That's five and five fighting for that playoff spot. If you're like me and one league you're completely out of it and as you told somebody like Hey I'll set my lineup. But I'm looking at this. I wish I could delete the APP already so greg let's go ahead and started off with the give me a regretted the week. I just mentioned. It's gotta be Mike Williams like this guy He I'm so over. Might have him on multiple teams one of trade before because I thought when Ken Allen went down that he was going to step up which was a couple of weeks ago and I. I couldn't believe the stereotype established like maybe I'm just imagining him. Being as bad as he is no he has only five catches on the year. In two games does the most host. He's had in two games as five or two and three like and that's with being hurt. Multiple Games at a time with that with that offense actually scoring orialla points and Philip riverstone the ball pretty well and their schedule has not been that top in he has just been a giant letdown. I believe in one more time last week. But now he's riding the Pine He. He is not getting off the bench until he proves it. I'm over Mike Williams. You and here's something really depressing Greg. This might make you feel better. I believed in Mike William so much this year here that in one of my auction leagues at Eight. Thirty one dollars for just ridiculous. Overspend Keenan Allen with twenty six dollars. Oh Man Yeah which. He's been accounted for him. He started off hot. But what's that injury he is just. He's been struggling Keenan Allen that is but that I don't know Mike Williams I I wrote here Haumono's Oh my nose just to go away. I just ready for go away. I'm tired of hearing about him. I'm tired of getting my hopes up for him. I just want him to go away until he can prove it. Mike Williams is a good case. Study about about how so one of the stats that we like to use his air yards right. I love looking at air yards. Who's getting the opportunity downfield? At least that's all something where like his average average for average target for him like nineteen point nine yards right at twenty yards which is a large huge chunk but that doesn't matter sadder if he's not coming down with so he hasn't been very efficient on those targets. I believe last week he did two for fifty five. I'm still trying them out in that league because almost feel obligated to because a paid so much much for yeah. I'm in a fourteen team league in in a fourteen team lease with Zeiss. Steel can't ask refused to start him. I'm star I benched him this week for awesome actor who is still playing second fiddle to but he's still getting the ball ten times ten. If you can get I would rather have him playing backup. Then I will Mike Williams in a pretty decent offense. Would you rather have Mike Williams Williams this week or Juju Smith Schuster short week gleaming. I ask tough because on the road on the road short week God God do I guess I'd have to ride with Mike Williams or check check the way received. Somebody's other it. Isabela that guy from Arizona. Somebody's gotta be out there. Besides that garbage bridge. I like dude you again. I do not garbage but short we on the road going and Cleveland. Those teams never do well and yeah. That's toss up for me. That's a really tough choice. Matt regretted the week. And I'm doing this. My regretted the week goes out to these. Nfl Front offices. I'm doing that for them because they can't say this publicly the jets the cardinals the rams the cowboys what do they have in coming Greg. They have all paid running backs. Oh yeah high salaries in the last two or three years I would venture to guess that three of those four teams. I would take that back in a heartbeat. The jets paying Levian Bill. We've seen how well that's worked out the cardinals and David Johnson Damian Johnson. He looked like like a poor man's Frank Gore last week. It was. Yeah it looked. He looked like he was fifty. Eight seasons broke. Yeah Rogan said. What's worse is he called himself one hundred percent earlier in the week? And that's already looked like I was like no. This guy's delusional are. He's just not good anymore surely he's got to be. It's it's been rough. The rams with Todd Gurley feels like he was running into brick walls. He didn't touch the ball in the fourth quarter. I watch pay these Gasman. Stop paying running backs. You put the cowboys in there. I did with the cowboys Zeke. What ninety million dollars? And he's just been he's been average. I mean he's he's not not being a top five like you expect a top three. He is top three talent. And he's been you know down cooks better than him way better. Um Saquon has been better even being injured I mean he has been like a huge disappointment and he can't blame being late in the camp at this point I mean we're we're in week eleven. I mean these tin gains in and he just looks like he looks like he doesn't care and that in that is a bad place to be because it's not a talent thing or is is it is killing more. I mean it definitely could be but my my whole point is just Tony. Does he have less stats than Zeke. At this point on the same amount of opportunities -tunities say Z.. Calls out the entire year. I don't think so They told him Pollard's much different. Only two running backs with top salary or also in the top Tannan fantasy points per game Elliott number seven and four nets at number. Ten and forget isn't even on his second contract so Elliott's the only one of these is gas on a second contract that's in the top ten fantasy points per game now. I know we're talking more real life. Don't pay running backs but as far as just the most productive running backs Christian Christian McCaffrey Rookie Contract Alvin Cookie Contract Nick Chubb Rookie contract just draft running back every three years. Yeah don't pay them a second contra. The short shelf flight to short you're never getting their peak production the time you're paying them. The most money never never know. Running backs has gotten better in the second year of a second contract and I do feel bad for these guys. Because they knew they are ramming their head into a wall. Twenty thirty times game so I. I almost think and I've heard this almost think that rookie running backs only need a different tier of rookie contract for their first. Three to five years out. It'd be perfectly okay with that if running backs got paid more on the rookie contract and everybody else because they only last three to five years and our no problem let them get Sunni and the teams would would be able to cycle them out because they kind of already do a lot of the smarter teams. They don't pay guys Pittsburgh's DOT. They didn't pay bail. They let him go when they got a bunch of guys. trae what Trey Edmunds as tidy. And they changed it to a running back who will put up eighty yards past couple of weeks so Samuel Thing Jalen Samuels was was a nobody. I mean like Pittsburgh's doing what would Li almost encourages because of the the way the salary Cap Works and Dallas and Digest Jess they're hampered by those giant contracts. These guys who just don't look that good anymore mamas. Don't let your babies grow up to be running backs. Do you have a triumph of Louis. Greg you know. I took a shot in the dark. Here I was in my my my one of leagues that. I didn't have a lot of defenses. That was like you know what they're playing better. They got Minka Fitzpatrick. Let Me Roll with the let me roll the steelers wartime actually been really consistently put up twenty five points joints in a league against the Rams I was like okay. It's the rams are going to put the points. No that magic that hangover from the Super Bowl it is real with Los Angeles Rams and in Pittsburgh dominated that game on the defensive side of the ball and put me twenty. I was like I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe I started actually winning in that league and so it was just trump all around but man the rams look bad they do they do. McVeigh's gotTa make some adjustments. He's got to figure some stuff out triumph of the week. It's the KIRKS. It's the curbs mois. We were all in Kristen Kirk on this last week. My guests astutely picked him as one of his That guy that was gonna bus that last last week and boy did he three touchdowns last week I knew it was a a smash Odyssey called it that he was going to go off. I implored anybody that would listen to start. Cristian Kirk mark it paid off in spades that dude dominated and then kirk cousins. I picked the Vikings to win last week at thought they were GonNA win in Dallas. A heaven believed achieved a single Dallas win this year like literally had beaten nobody vikings battle-tested I thought kirk cousins was going to get it done in Dallas. Vikings Way Way Better coaching staff. Mike Zimmer knows what he's doing. The kirks doesn't much triumphs. They both paid off last week. It's crazy to me that the remedy for Kirk irk cousins. Can't win and prom or the awful cowboys I I think I I. I WANNA go way back when we did the preseason pot and I'll say the cowboys finished eight. They may be lucky to finish that. They have beaten all. They have beaten one more winning team than me and you have one. They being one who is the wedding thing Eagles are five and four. I think yeah and the Eagles are basically five hundred team. Yeah and then the Patriots this week and that's and that's what the cowboys are there in. I don't know if it's it's gotTa be the coaching because they have talent you would think You see guys out there running around in but they apparently there the cure all now because kirk cousins couldn't throw anything but picks in prime time and all of a sudden he looked like an MVP candidate last Sunday the UH believe he's like Seventh or eighth in odds to win the be right now cousins. I I think the cowboys the thing the good news for them is they might win the Division at eight so you could be correct and they still make. I think I had them out because I think I had two eagles being being better but they've been disappointment to you and I think a lot of there's has been injuries though. Injury bug has been really bad in Philly like they always have their secondary like the first game. So we'll see how that shakes out but that that team is going to be one and done the playoffs or goddess. Whoever comes that division I think so? NFC East very weak this year. What is your first? I Barry Says Greg swapped page here. Oh we always do says these in order I typed these up and I just. They're all over the place there so scattered scattered. Okay all right here. We go berry. Says De'andre Hopkins well outscore nearly every other wide receiver of the week. That includes Michael Gallup. I just destroyed toward the cowboys. But you know what the cowboys they get to play. Vacuous plan will yeah. Dak is playing well and the cowboys they get to play The lions the lines. I can't remember lost in my notes here. Oh yes and down. Hopkins has to go against Marcus. Peters who has been playing Marcus Peters from four years ago he has been lights out for that Ravens. Di MICO GAL gadoe gets one of the worst Defense is maybe a in the league that that lie is the own. The only only D. in Detroit is the one of the name because they play none of it. Give me Michael Gallup for a huge breakout game over the other Hawkins. Who's been another disappointment? Let me this year. Another another thing about that is The other D in Detroit is Darius and dairy slayer whose they're awesome cornerback. I think he's is a little banged up if us all right but he plays maybe with Cooper maybe that opens things up for Galileo. He's GonNa he's GonNa Shadow Cooper. And so that's why I didn't put cooper down here because I they have that one shutdown man-to-man corner but that's the only guy that got everybody else is GonNa be running surprised. Randall Cobb called touchdown in this game. Honestly but give me Michael Gallup more talented Guy Randall. COPS fifty six. So yeah. GimMe Gimme Gallup. The top ten finishes week all right. I like I like it a lot. Now I berry says Berry says beyond bail. We'll score more points than Devil Devon Single Day this week damned by the bail. He's the definition of volume dependent. Greg lay beyond. Bail is ninth intouch this season but out of the top twenty running backs for touches fifteenth in best points per touch just just fifteenth not being very efficiently. I'm bill like Marlin MAG like Carlos Hyde. The do needs all the work. Devon singled Terry has shown he only needs Tennessee touches to put up a decent stat line. He averages over one point per touch including more than Dalvin Cook. Averaging more than Alvin Alvin Cook per touch corrupts Greg props if you can name the most efficient running back for points per game at the top fifty players in touches who's the most sufficient who scores running back once per touch running back most per touch. I'm going to say a lot of points if you get this greg. It's not Christian okay. That's the obvious choice. He's been mentioned already on the spot. So already on this book and want to give you too much longer. Ostanek Austin Equa. Oh He's over one point three three he did he really did He's still being very efficient though. You know scored another touchdown last week. Even though Melvin Gordon starting to round into four years. He's finally starting to come out but I mean Ecuador's is shot in that office because no one else can catch the ball except for apparently talking about just a minute. So so I got Devon Single Terry over Leon bill this week maybe on bell also just not right he is an MRI like every other week. He does well. You stole my thunder for a little bit from my second one here. You're Devon Single Terry as well all the points you made. He has been split into back bill for the most part he got injured. He is now back healthy. They're going to Miami against that awful defense and he is going to establish that bail cow back and he will score our down he will. Score Ezekiel Elliott as well this week. Big breakout game. Four Deva Single Terry. Meanwhile Zeke Kellen Moore. Apparently they apparently ninety million dollars to run the ball. Fifteen to twenty twenty times a game Kellyanne seems to be more more apt to throw the ball. You know fifty sixty times a little bit more. We don't I don't understand why. You're not using Zeke again. Is this problem or is this a problem. I don't know but it's killing fantasy owners. Zeke has only been average all year. So give me Devon Devon seven single terry for a giant breakout game and if you haven't when your team get ready for a Playoff push with that guy. Oh it happens. Oh because they're stopped giving great Frank Right Gore eight touches he needs three touches. Yes speaking of Gore. I kind of mentioned this earlier earlier with also kind of gave it away but Matthew Berry says is nick will score more points than Olson Equa. This week we brought up that Thursday night game with the browns and steelers it has the third. I believe the third lowest I over under on the week. It's right right above forty points a game. Did it gets a forty nine. I'm surprised four forty and a half I I think that could be a very sloppy game. You know sometimes with Thursday night games F alike. You WanNa call him sloppy but sometimes they're just unpredictable. Yeah sometimes the defenses are the ones that are sloppy. And there's a lot of points happened but Nick Kareem Hunt Cre- months taken away that massive floor. That nick shove had because he was not used nearly as much in the passing in game last week he's still got to twenty touches but I believe at least fifteen of those touches were in the first half and then they used a little bit more and they were on the fiddle at the same time. But I'm a little worried worried about Chubb down the stretch. I think that Allston actor playing against the chiefs. He know the chargers are going to be throwing. And the chiefs have one of the worst run defenses equitable sprinkle sprinkle in for five or six runs. I think Ecuador gets around fifteen p. p. r. points more than enough to take down nick shove this week. Unfortunately yeah did you. Did you see the trouble. Ever get a Kerry inside the red zone again. After last we own that we went over seven from the one yard line over seven. Yes from the Royal Oy Oy downs in at a time but he got seven chances to run in from the one and got stopped in stuff every single time. I was you know I have been to leagues but I was just laughing so hard. I couldn't believe I could not believe we're on the goal line. The titans did it with a two point. Conversion guess what lanes anes open up when not believe it. I but you know if if you WANNA be the browns you WanNa be that Smash Mouth Football Team I get at Chubb. He can break off a long run but apparently early he is not. You're just just pounded in back from the one. Because they had their heavy guys in there and couldn't score seven times couldn't believe it was. It was the most mind boggling thing I've seen this year and somehow they won the game semester. One so I don't know all right for my last Berry says bears as a Matt Ryan will outscore Jimmy G. Q.. Garoppolo this week. Hold on Barry Ryan has to face the Carolina D. which is a pretty good against the past so they they can't be run all that's there could kill. He'll Ryan also lost hooper this past week for multiple weeks as he had an MRI. And I think as the MC L. sprained sprained I think he's out three or four weeks. Meanwhile Jimmy G. Q.. GETS AN ARIZONA team that gives up some of the most fantasy points to quarterbacks into wide receivers in the League I WANNA say they're maybe the second most it is crazy. How many points you put up? Because Jimmy is finally settling into that offense. He looks better and better each week. Give Me Jimmy AG Q.. Garoppolo bears the top ten. Play this week. Did you miss his three turnovers Monday Niagara. None of them were his bowl game. Not a single one was a Michigan here. But I'll say this receivers can catch the ball. Finally he will finish because everyone of those bounced off of guys Hans. I couldn't I write him in the face mask and it was so if you own a comedy echo some really bad netflix special about football where we're just thinking it which is bouncing another guy's head I it none of those none of those his fault one of those terrible Disney plus shows as. Yeah Yeah. Oh they're on their little giants. So I'm I'm definitely down on Matt Ryan this week like Really Down Matt Ryan but the thing is scares me with Jimmy G. is Gretel already been ruled out Yep and we don't no no about sanders so broken they say senator got a broken rib. It sounds like so he makes empty. Yeah he's definitely going to be out. The end of his broken rib. Breed is not gonNA play. I just worry worry about Garoppolo supporting casts. Yeah and that's it. There's cash depot stepped up. He's a rookie but it looks like he stepped up and he showed him flashes ashes that he could probably be the number one guy there especially with sanders down It's awful to bank on a quarterback That you can't trust US receivers but we do it every with Aaron Rodgers and we do it most with drew brees so let you know. They'll work on catching the ball. Hopefully this week you know. Put that sticky stuff. You've seen that. They put in their hands. It with some balls and surely that kind of thing just bounce off. The hands threatened to sue the guys. That can't happen two weeks and it is kind of making. That can't happening again. The next guy. He knows all about that sticky stuff on his gloves. I believe he patent it almost and Matthew Berry did it again Greg. He did it again. Berry ranked Odell Beckham Junior Hall as a top fifteen wide receiver. He is currently ranked forty first. I wide receivers with at least four games played forty first in points per game and half point forty I grant I know God gave Metcalf Jeff scored more points per game than him. It's been terrible disgusting so my problem has been I've been on the stop ranking Odell high for like three or four weeks my problem is I keep in the Berry says segment I keep picking is that also have bad weeks. Yeah so so Beckham. Every time I've said it he's had a bad week but you're the guy big just happened to have a little bit worse week but let's try this one more time one more matthew. Mary's Odell Beckham Junior will score. More points than Curtis Curtis Samuel this week. The man with two first names has two touchdowns the last two weeks and he's going to be too good to score. Less the Nobel Falcons have given up six most points. Receivers and Samuel has averaged over eight targets a Game Carolina's week seven by. He's a must play this week. Future League of Legends Video Game All star Odell Beckham plays on that Thursday night game. Forty mentioned it. Third worst over under the steelers. You talked about how great their defense has been playing. They gave up zero offensive touchdowns to the rams last week again. It's Thursday Kuku things this can happen but she don't think. TJ What's GonNa make. Oh I mean sorry Baker Mayfield's life. Yeah Heck on Thursday night. I think they're so much better to coach. The steelers are I think they could give a browns. The browns a lot of problems down on the brands across the board. Yeah I mean that's until he proves it he's kind of the Mike William Secretary. I've got back on a couple teams and I've regretted it every single absolute every week. I regret it. He's just been just just a disappointment. Almost every single week it will be this week and You mentioned that Pittsburgh. That's actually my game of the week. I I'm very intrigued by that. Pittsburgh Cleveland game is a Thursday. Maybe he's cheating picking a Thursday game for the game with the week but I I I wanna see what happens that game because the browns have actually had I think one of the top two or top three hardest schedules so far this year. They have their schedule has been absolutely brutal. They have played. I couldn't believe this and I didn't verify it should have. But apparently of the top five overall no defense is the in the league this year. The browser plate all five of them. How does that happen well? How does that happen? Meanwhile you have the Patriots who have played The Washington sentinels souls or whatever. They are Every single week I in the browns are getting just the worst schedule and they actually their schedule eases up from here on out so they can make it past this this game at home look out. They can make a push to the end of the season. It's possible it's possible. They've got a UP Hill battle for short so you think they win Thursday night. I think they will somehow find a way to pull out. I really do. I don't I don't have any other excuse except for it's a Thursday game and it's at home true and you know that those are always tough games. I just the browns. I think they're finally starting. You know they are. I honestly think cream Hans going to be a big asset to that to that offense because he's going to be more of a check down guy that I think Baker Mayfield needs because you know. They've had a lot of injuries but in joke who who has been I think. One of their biggest subtractions this year Baker Love doping that ball off to him because every play has dropped every single play but he he hasn't he's had had that guy in the middle of the field since what week. Two or three missing Duke Johnson before the year's agreement stepping into right into that role all. He's he's really comfortable doing and he looked good last week. Fresh legs coming back in the League. I really I think he's GonNa come out and if I had to put him which might put money on? But I think I really liked cream hunt as kind of a breakout game for him because of all the people in the field. He's the freshest no doubt about that the best leg on the team. What's what sure I met this week all right I did mine I I'll give you my first game. Was your game of the week right. Let me tell you my game of the week because I thought it was blatantly just screaming. It's the the Ravens Texans no game. I'd rather watch other than that week. Titans have a by get to just sit back and put on the multiple. TV's that one will get the main TV. Love the Ravens and the Texans this week nick can l'amour versus Shawn big. That's a big bet. You really it's going to be a really fun game. I saw that one and I. It's like okay. That's GonNa be the obvious choice. But what obvious reason. I don't think that one has playoff implications the Pittsburgh Cleveland. When does what you're talking Greg? What'd you talk? Houston may make the playoffs in the brain was obviously the playoffs but their seatings not going to matter. I still think it's real. I mean this game will determine that seating because because the Houston is already lost so many more. No they're three. They're six three. Yeah toss too so that. That'd be okay. I'll I'll only thought the ravens lost one. I'm MM forgetting my head. I'm anyway. They actually lost to the browns. And that's right out with the loss Brown. Yeah okay so it might be a seating game. That's okay I you know I was thinking that the Texas Texas only five and four determined to see honestly. Yeah because the chiefs keep going. The way they're going. That chief schedule is really tough here on out their schedule has gotten is going to be really really tough in the Patriots are actually they actually lose a couple of games here on three because the Patriot schedules actually turning into a real. NFL schedule as they come off a bye but actually brings me into you. I bet the Patriots. The Patriots are four Four point favorites on the road at the eagles general general betting roles. You know the general rule of thumb is at the home team gets three points right. That means that the pages are favored by touchdown. I get it find. Give me the points the patriots just don't lose like they just don't lose their come up a by law before the by they're going to be angry. The Eagles are not very good. They treated him that they're eight hundred. Eighty eight five hundred team all year. The Patriots are GonNa come off after this guy. I don't care that it's a rematch. From two years ago I don't care about any of that. GimMe Gimme ballot. Check off a bye. Give me the four in their their win. That game by more than that. Let me tell you what my plan was this week. Rick Plan this week. Initially before pivoted I was going to go all in on the Eagles I was GonNa do it I was GonNa have them as best I was GONNA say Carson wentz would score more points than so and so just just lookout for it. I didn't do that because I am going to take the Patriots in this game but just don't be surprised if this is A. Oh the eagles. I'll look at the eagles. They make in a statement veteran football team coming down the homestretch. I kinda compare them to the Spurs in that way you know the Spurs for heirs would like lose early the and then it's like okay. It's time to you know we know the drill now. That's kind of what they did last year with Nick foles and don't forget how hungry Carson Wentz is my friend hunger-gap aggregate didn't get to participate in that super bowl run so we'll see. I'm really looking forward to that game to. He's been that whole team has been so average this year if that equals defense if that that pass defense can can hold up and then get some pressure on Brady and it's like a ten to three game at halftime. I think the eagles can pull out. They just can't I think I can do they can do i. Yeah I definitely do but if the Patriots hadn't just lost before there by I would probably you know not really Wanna I bet this game. But they're angry bell. Jack has probably not slept in two weeks. He's going to come out and he's going to scheme they get they get their receivers back who's been on. Ira In kill Harry Guy who might be a sneaky pickup stash guy. I I mean they're going to come out with a game plan and they are going to dominate. But they were going to prove that they're the much better team than illegals. Okay okay. We'll see not so sure not so sure my first best bet I got the buccaneers plus five and a half those the saints no really taken Jameis Winston I guess I am saints. Didn't score a touchdown in the Dome last week Greg Yeah. It was rough habit habit. It was wrong to the buck near smell said zip blood in the water. Set The holy blood of saints in the water. I think the bucks win this Gang Greg. I'm taking the bugs in this game. Of course I got to take the five and a half the buccaneers. Even though Jamus has done James Things they they. Can't they score. They scorn score. I don't know how much confidence I have in the saints on the road in Tampa score keeping up with them you know especially with the extra five and a half points now. If they played they played last week and a big a big loss. Big Loss for them is lattimore. More is probably not going to play. And he dominated Mike Evans as I called weeks ago. To the tune of zero for Mike Evans. He probably won't play this week because he he mess up a hamstring in the middle of that game against land which he wasn't a DVD depots. Wasn't the problem with the offense last week this week though that that defense will it's going to have a lot of problems and has governing Evans and and James can keep the turnover down. Which is James? He's going to have at least two but if he can have more touchdowns than he does turn overs. They'RE GONNA win that game. Good Luck Eli Apple. Yeah yes Mike. All right from our next best bet and I'm going back to the way a little bit here. I won't take the over. GimMe the over for own Dallas and Detroit. Now when I looked up this game early and actually take it off the board and took it off because they don't know of Stafford's going to play absolutely. I don't care staffers place. I don't care if it's fifty two. I don't care if it's fifty three which are abet. It'll be somewhere between forty eight and fifty two. I don't Care Gimme over. You think driscoll is going to get up there Driscoll look pretty good last week. He's going to have another week of practice at Dallas d again. They've only beat one team with a winning record this year. That Detroit is really really bad. That game's going to be a shootout. It's going to be a very fun game to watch but it's going to be taught a point scored in that game even if the cowboys either always put up a forty burger and Toyland the only put twenty. You've still got your over. GimMe the over in one of my favorite beds I have. I like actually all my bets this week. But give me over Dallas Detroit game. That will be a really fun game. Louisiana Ed Tech leads in Gentry's he he looked good last week. Cincinnati bengals legend. Jeff Triskel that that day was was really nasty. Asti like you rolling out through office. Three on the run fifty yards on in hit him on the touchdown. Great if you could make those fun game one twenty twenty New Orleans Saints Quarterback Jeff Driscoll Looking. Good he's looking good. I got the panthers minus six. There's the falcons this isn't all. NFC South addition. Best Bets for me. Look I think last week was more about the saints playing badly than it was the falcons playing well and you mentioned the austen hooper going down. I don't see the The Falcons scored a lot of points in Carolina. I don't that defense is still really good. I know they just lost to the packers but they were in that game. They were a couple of plays go their way. That's it's a different story. No one I think the panthers coming back home I think they could absolutely suffocate the falcons I think this is like a twenty four to ten type game that the panthers come out on top. Yeah like it Now for my last one was like this is going to be two in one because I was I was writing this down. I'll type this up and I was looking at all these all these taking over a nit-pick another over under in that is Arizona at San Francisco. These teams have gotten better every single week. I don't care that San Francisco just lost at a you know in overtime you know with with all the turnovers and stuff. They played early this year in October and they put up fifty three. The total for this game is forty five on a Thursday ars they gain they put up fifty three combined. The line at forty is like stealing to me. This is the safest bet on the board in my opinion. And it's not even close at forty five. Give me the over. San Francisco is GonNa come off a heartbreaker that extra quarter on a short week so they got to play head to play. An extra defense is going to be beat up. They're not going to be hist fast. They normally are. Tyler looked better better each week. He makes mistakes but they can score. They can't run the ball real well with you. Know old man David Johnson back there doesn't matter cholera Colorado scramble. Enough you'll make enough plays again. I said earlier that Jimmy Garoppolo is selling. It's an offense. I think he's going to have another good game because they're not gonna be able to run the ball game because they're just going to be beat up so I think they throw a lot of games going to easily go over and as a matter of fact Arizona's actually getting actually getting eleven and a half points in that. That is way too much. I'm actually doing four beds for you this week because I love Arizona plus eleven and a half owner team which short rest an extra quarter of football and offense that can score at wheel so give me the over and giving Arizona plus eleven and a half. That's way too many points. I do think Vegas is a little slow this game that you picked up on that because a lot of people aren't thinking about that extra quarter on Monday night. Gay No less. So it's it's an an extra short week an extra week a team. They just played on Thursday night. A few that wasn't that long of October right in the cardinals. Put Up Twenty five in that game. The game finished twenty eight to twenty five and I know this is In San Francisco and that defense has been really good but actually they actually liked the plus Eleven and a half half bet better than I do the over under because I think this could be a really tight game with the especially. I've I'm just a little bit more down San Francisco offense. It's than you are this week so I think that goes well for cardinals bus eleven and a half and not so much the over so I understand why Vegas has it. That low but I you know I'm with with Gregg with both of those bats are learning. They're my favorite bits the week I can't believe the numbers for those game because short week earlier in put up fifty three. Yeah my last best. Bet I got the chiefs minus four. There's the chargers. The raiders the raiders. who were just suddenly? What a half a game backing of the cheese at this point their next two weeks they get the bengals in the jets? Go seven four two great I think the writers about seventy seventy four the chiefs right now. Six and four and they get to play the chargers this week Senate foreign six. They just lost to the raiders season on the brink. I think this this is two desperate teams away but this game is going to become a rallying cry for the chiefs if they don't win this game there in a straight up. Dogfight the rest of the season with the the raiders for the division. They have an opportunity to put the charters away and I think they will. Mahomes did not miss a beat last week. The do the two I do too so good so good I think they just they. They run wild on the chargers and Philip rivers desperately tries to keep those their season perhaps his Los Los Angeles career alive in Mexico City. I believe this game is going to be played but I think the chiefs they win handedly they win by double digits that was I. I think that was my next is my fifth favorite bed of the week because yeah that the chiefs are angry. They lost last week to surprise. You didn't mention that already. Chief just lost to the titans on a last minute field goal block it was. It was amazing. I was almost in tears. It was a great moment but immediately afterward I was like I'm not GonNa let myself get too excited. Yeah this we're still five and five. Were probably going eight nine still. It's awesome moment doggy wrong. Fantastic moment last last week I think last week was the week of the NFL. That just strange things happen. You know what I blame underdogs. We're all over the place all the blame. That black cat from from Sunday night football ever that black cat run across the field. Strange Steve All over the NFL. You would be the the one who bring up the black cat my such a weird wait last week. It's over. GimMe Gimme the chiefs this week. I love that love that big. GimMe all the give me all the papers. There's this week. That was the the Monday night game in New York between the twin giants and the boys because there was a story that came out and this was like I hated all the black cat jokes. I was tired of immediately but one story came out that stadium. Like has an infestation of them like were they were talking hundreds of cats. Let's that live there. They have taken over what they like. Live under it. So that's the way it was interesting. Yeah that isn't just that's how one was able to get on the field because they live there. I did like the announcers calling the cat like he was a player. Oh Yeah oh the that was Kevin. Harlan was it was really good. It was great and he actually really got eight. The best part. He's a true professional. The cat was running. He stopped him. And I think the two and Kevin Harlan stop and did a read for the red zone for his for his sponsor for other for the red zone sponsor. Perfect I like that is that is true professionalism. I think he's squeeze it right and to the middle of a cat scoring a touchdown it's just magical. FBI over Tuesday everywhere because that shows you how terrible that game was though the most the best thing to come you was a cat as a cowboys fan. Describe it to me. Are you watching this pillow fight. It was it was rough week. Eleven Greg I do do I do have one more thing. I've one team that's four six You know but three weeks left so you know what I'm what I I might do. I'm sitting on a couple of really good running backs and you know when I can't play this week. Saquon Barkley he's owned by. I can't play him this week. I need a win. I I need to win out. I need three wins the last three weeks. If you're sitting on somebody like Aaron Jones like saquon Barkley Derrick Henry. WHO's been great this year? It might be time to try to get rid of one of those guys. You can't win the league unless you're in the playoffs guys don't be afraid to trade your big asset especially if they're owned by especially got had some hard match-ups coming up right. Now's the time to do it if you're at four and six you're still in this. I've made the playoffs actually won a League at seven and six couple years ago I was the very last seed in the playoffs. Won The entirely rolled through Do not be afraid to to leverage some of these guys that are really good and train them to try to get some of these guys who are in the playoffs. I mean these guys are sitting seven seven three or something like that target those guys get your good player trying to get a couple of pieces back. I wrote down some names here. Would you want to try to get is guys. You want to get a base and you want to give them upside guys that have six games left. That's still have some special. Yeah so I wrote like like. Here's to a target even though we're down this week Oto Beckham junior high and Devon single. Terry if you can trade saquon to those guys you got your Bass and you got upside chains white. Michael Gal Robert Woods and Stefan Digs John James Connor John Brown David. Montgomery Joe Mix. Yes Joe Mixing get him off forties teams. That are pretty good as your base. Get you a good upside Don Brown type player with him and you you could you can maybe make that leap for these. Last few weeks leaks is not over here. Foreign six never over. I one of my legs. I think actually been at six hundred seventy made the playoffs year. Because I've however fail because I was a high score it was a score a tiebreaker. In so again. Don't be afraid to try. You gotTa make the playoffs. Who Cares saquon Barkley? Who cares what you do? It rains you commit this point if we need them. If you need to be in the playoffs get rid of some of these guys before the game start this week. Yeah absolutely and if you're one of those teams in that Seven and three rate and to position. And you know you're in the playoffs to be seeking that I'm in I'm in one of those positions one leg one position the other league in. I'm trying to work with both ends of that. Ed Right now yup So yeah very stupid point there for sure what else you got can Lebanon. I'm excited I'm really am. I had a great week last week and looking forward to another great week this week. I'm a better hitting Let's go it's all go rich baby. Good luck to you and yours. The last three weeks of the regular season. Screw kickers Sir take.

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1: Meet Stephanie, Meet Harris (with Sarah Silverman & Aziz Ansari)

"Before we get started we WANNA thank our presenting sponsor new chapter. This podcast we hope is all about starting a new chapter in the opioid crisis one where shared humanity and solutions create hope and community the journey to self care and a kind of approach to solving epidemics can often start with small L. and simple changes in the way we treat each other and ourselves by new chapter at the Vitamin Shoppe wholefoods your local health food store or online with trusted retailers like Vita Vita cost. I'm Harris. I'm thirty three years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle whack-a-mole the accident and I'm down clown. That's my brother. Harris whittles playing a character named Harris the Animal Control Guy on a show called parks and recreation. He wrote comedy for people like as sorry I would say he was was a lovable uniquely. Funny Person Amongst a group of incredibly uniquely Funny Lovable People and Sarah Silverman one of the really special things about Harris not only that he's so original and so funny is his his fucking audacity and his nerve he comes to me and says I need four days off because I'm going I'm I WANNA go see a bunch of fish concerts and I had already made the plan look at him. Like are you fucking kidding me and I'm Stephanie Woodall's Wax. This is last day relatively relatively normal person. I'm married to the sky and low the packages the luggage did you every morning. I say sentences like AAC brush your teeth and put on your shoes about eight hundred times before driving small people to school and my minivan best best car. I've ever had truly I shamelessly love this cliche of a car and the small people there's is this one. We're GONNA have a birthday for me and this one. He's one. Oh Oh. I don't run a child taxi service. Although why has this not been done yet it is necessary necessary and useful and someone should do it. You're welcome so these small people are my children and I love them ferociously with every cell in my body and what naturally companies all of that love it is a deep fear that something terrible could happen to them at any moment every day. I take our kids to school and I pass by this billboard that advertises a Rehab facility it says in giant blue letters and and the addiction all capitals which I mean just seems like false advertising because I read recently that opioids are killing more people now than car accidents seventy thousand people died of drug overdoses assist in two thousand seventeen seventy thousand. I mean it's basically the average maximum capacity of an NFL stadium so oh a stadiums worth of people were completely wiped out in a single year by drugs and it gets worse according to the CDC we we have lost over seven hundred thousand people to overdoses since nineteen ninety nine and nearly four hundred thousand of those were we're from opioids and one of them was my brother. I wrote the entire book on so much drugs. I'm Greg Yeah. That's a home Abrek. That's Harris on a podcast called you made it weird hosted by Pete Holmes and he's talking about out the bookie road called Humble Brag the art of false modesty. He invented that word humble brag like he just made it up from his brain and now it's in the dictionary. Harris didn't go from zero Topi awards growing up. He did all the typical teen experimentation things we did a lot of the things together other but the things changed pretty drastically after he got a prescription from a medical doctor. Oxycontin for back pain Harris struggled for awhile with that on his own and after a painful year of of begging him to go to Rehab and him resisting for every reason under the sun he finally went in for thirty days and it worked. It seemed awesome. He seemed like himself again but then he relapsed unbeknownst to us and then he started shooting heroin because it's cheaper and easier to come by here's Harris again talking to Pete Holmes on you made it weird so the first first time I go home and shoot it you. You put the needle in find a vein. Put the needle in drawback so that blood goes into into the syringe so you can see that you're in a vain and within three seconds. You feel like there are a thousand. Dick's all over your body and they're all all coming like I've never felt anything like it. I was like okay. I do heroin now. That's it then he went back to Rehab. He finished another thirty day. Program relapsed again and went back to Rehab. He knew the stakes. I'm just taking it a lot more seriously now because I felt like I I can't I if I go out again now that it's shooting heroin I could die. That's it. It's not fun anymore more. It's like life and death now and I don't WanNa. Do that's my parents. I don't WanNa do that to myself so I'm taking it more seriously now and I'm in a good place by the time that interview aired. He'd already relapsed He went back to Rehab a few months later. This was rehab number three. He was there for six weeks total detox first and and then into sober living what we know is that he checked himself out. It was February Seventeenth Twenty fifteen. He did stand up comedy comedy the next night at meltdown. It's a club in. La came home sent an email to my mom. He said he felt good. He even used an exclamation mark. That's how good he felt. He said he felt fortunate. He told her that he loved her. And then he shot up all alone in house overdosed and died that that was it he was gone permanently and forever gone from our lives and the lives of everyone who loved him which was so many people when my brother was alive he made the rest of US look so bad. I mean even dead. He still makes the rest of US look bad. He accomplished more in thirty years than most people accomplish Russian a lifetime. He had the most creative limitless mind. That was always working. His resume is the stuff of dreams. He got his first big break at twenty two on the Sarah Silverman program he was a writer producer actor on NBC's parks and recreation he wrote on the show master of none which won an emmy his sense of humor could be crude and Raunchy not everyone's cup of tea but as he's on sorry he and Sarah Silverman and many other people who are objectively funny for a living really liked that T. I did. I liked that he and he made me laugh more than anyone else but more than that he was my brother he was my only sibling. He was like the Robin to my Batman. I'm definitely not a superhero but you know we were team. He talked me off so many ledges over the years. Whenever I'd start to spiral he'd be like quit future tripping it. Was this gentle reminder or maybe not the gentle. Just be wherever you are right now. after Harris died. I honestly didn't know how to do life without him. I was completely one hundred percent consumed by grief so I wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote and and it turned into a book called everything is horrible and wonderful which it is and I'm fairly certain at the writing saved my life and when it came out people all sorts of people came out of the Internet woodwork to share their own stories of losing someone they loved and it turns out that nearly everybody you know is either struggling with or love someone or know someone in who is struggling with some really difficult shut and for some reason we continue to keep these stories hidden away just eating at our insights. This is a show about that the stories we hide mm-hmm the shame we carry the stuff. That's not supposed to happen. It's about endings that are sudden and unexpected ugly and worthy of Irish scheming. If you don't know what that is it's what some people are guess. Some Irish people do to express grief when there just aren't words. It's like a moaning weeping wailing thing so I did that. I did a lot of that and after the months of despair this weird thing started to slowly happen happen at some point after Harris died. I went from thinking we're all GonNa die. What's the point to wait. Oh my God we're all going to die. That's the point I went from thinking that everything was hopeless and meaningless to realizing that our time time here is so short so fast and that was incredibly freeing and it made me embrace all the cliches all the sayings written on pillows because life is short so fuck it. I'd better do what I can with the time I've got so this. This show is that this is last day a new podcast from lemonade media India about the things that are killing us and by us. I mean all of us people. You know people you love people you interact with every every single day. We'll start with opioids obviously and in future seasons will tackle other issues that are hard to discuss and getting worse every day because there are so many people like me who have lost people like Harris or people well who are currently agonizing over the possibility of losing someone like Harris or people who are currently feeling like Harris and all of these people people and their people and there people have nowhere to put those big feelings. They don't know what to do or where to go or how to stop the bleeding eating. It's time to figure out how we as a society have gotten here so naturally we'll start with a comedian. Her name is Sarah Silverman embarrassing. It's Silverstein. Oh my God shit. I knew it was gonNA fuck. DOC IT UP Yeah. Everybody does letter so sorry i. I knew that you were like one of the tribe. I didn't know which of the end was. It doesn't matter matter real. Sarah gave Harris his first real job in comedy. He was a newborn baby did well. He was twenty two but essentially a newborn baby and we always joked about how she was like a mom to him in. La She saw all this potential in him and she got to watch him grow into the comedian and the human betty was so I decided to fly to La to see if she could give me some answers about what happened to him. They first met after Harris to set at a club called Largo. After the show I was smoking joint in the alley in the back and invited him to join you know didn't know that ironically about Harris not a big pot smoker. I know never worry yeah yeah so we smoked pot and then yes I they had them in my head and you know we had like spots for like five writers when this airs Lebron Program got picked up and I said you know this guy hairs whittles let me email him and he of course really became one of our strongest maybe our strongest raider and one of the really special things about Harris not only that he's so original and so funny is his fucking audacity and his nerve so he's a spa the Chutzpah on this kid. It's fucking crazy junior riders so excited to be here his it's his first writing job and he comes comes to me and says. I need four days off because I'm going. I WANNA go see a bunch of fish concerts and I had already made the plan. Dan Look at him like are you fucking kidding me and I don't know how it happened but I let him go yeah he just he puts a spell on you. He's does like member hearing that your mother would take him grocery shopping and let him have of a tiny shopping cart that he could put anything he wanted it and I said then makes all the sense in the world. Yes this yeah completely makes sense and yet got it so hard to be put off by it because he was such a comic genius and brought so much joy and I'm. I'm going to just blow your mind a little bit right here. It wasn't a little cart Sarah. It was a big cart go. He got his own big heart and he could fill it with whatever shetty Eddie wanted what he put in his human bodies garbage. It's crazy. I know so you wrote these tweets after he past. Oh can I show them to. You sure okay so this is what you said. He was my baby. I just keep thinking of Superman flying backwards around the earth. I wish I could do that. I'm so mad at you Harris Yeah. That's I was so mad at him for so long. You should know that Harris was brilliant beyond compare that his imagination was without limit that he loved comedy more than anything that his heart was big and he felt hard and he was someone who would reach out to you to tell you that he was thinking of you for no particular reason that's true that he was honest even when it was going to. Piss you off or make him look shitty. He told the truth even when it was ugly even when he lied Oh yeah that's so true it really is. I think you're so warm and loving too you know after the first time he went to Rehab. I I'm sad at that but I really shifted and realizing this kid is not okay and I was was able to kind of change my dynamic with him because I was like. Oh you know how he's wounded. Yeah yeah and it just it. It just worried worried me so much and I I think I had to like shift that first time because I was like Oh. He just needs tons of love like this. This kid that you Jewish went oh he has all the love in the world and everyone adores him and he's you know what I mean. No it was st needed to feel it yeah. He did have a love in the world. which is what the word yeah you know and he always said like? I had a great childhood. I mean all the risk. Factors just didn't apply to him. No it doesn't make sense so when he did go to Rehab that first time. Were you surprised yet shocked. I was shocked the first time he texted me and said I'm in Rehab for pills for oxy of course he just think well that will be it. He'll get better and then he'll be better. You know yeah I do. I do know yeah. I thought that too yeah. That's the way you think then that summer is when he started shooting eating heroin and he went back to Rehab a second time after you start where he said you're not. GonNa believe yeah this. I'm in Rehab for shooting actual heroin. This is the texting yeah that was and it was just you know even as textiles funny but it was I was I couldn't believe it I had I don't I mean I just said Oh my God i I love you and you know yeah. We were in Texas so he could conveniently not get on the phone. Text is such a great I know for adding. I don't think I'm supposed to say addicts for people who struggle with substance abuse. Yeah apparently you're not you're not supposed to say attitude so you know he could hide behind that and so. I I didn't see him in an era on any regular basis and so picking up on those warning signs was impossible. Yeah I mean he was writing parks and rec and I I never saw him. You know I mean we. We just right the last text I got from him. I had just made a movie where I played a person struggling with substance abuse thank you and I the last text I got from him was just that he said he heard about the movie and he was so proud of me and excited about it and he said something very loving and and you know like so when he died. I you know I I looked like the last contact with them and it was that I was just like Oh. What could I I I could have done. I could have said that magic combination of words I was really not involved in his life all and but yeah. It was yeah anyway when he died. I got his phone and so I sat in my drawer for like two months because I was just catatonic and then one day I was like Oh should I have his phone so I plugged into my computer because I wanted to keep everything and all the photos imported into my old like his Pinos those pictures so I basically would have like a picture of my baby and then some girls tickets and then Harris's Dick and then some girl's ass. I really like my Iphoto is like all naked body parts and then Q. Babies. It was just truly like a lovely parting gift. It's because damn there were there was one picture I had one penis picture of him in my book my mother. My mother loved it. It was so funny well well. That was my favorite story. Is I have so many penises of his picture Mrs of this picture the one is like he's his penis and balls or completely completely out of his pants and he's dying laughing like about something else and it's just like the most joyful picture you could ever see I you you know in the raiders when we talked about all our sexual endeavors and he has really had lowest he had a good he had some some real experiences dances porn exceptional yeah. This is how he would. He would not era heroin talk yeah so I'm sure that coming into a booth and talking about your dead friend isn't the most fun I mainly top three but like I appreciate you coming in but why would do you agree to this form of torture well. I Love Harris and I also get a little dose when I get to to see you yeah and I see him in your face and in your words and in Your Way Oh sorry I love eras that probably inappropriately cheerful music is Harris's band called. Don't stop or will die in the video for it. Harrison tennis friends Michael Cassidy and Paul rest are on Roller Skates delivering pizza. That's definitely how Harris would want us all to be imagining him eating taking out playing drums cracking up with his dick out or you're picking up a girl what was the thing that every girl had at at least twenty percent crush on him like that is that is an absurd statement but you kind of you know yeah like. I guess when we come back we will not be talking more about Harris's Pinas so stick with us. We talk about heavy things here on last day but we also talk about hope solutions progress healing community and new beginnings. 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You'll get free shipping on your first order. That's ever lane dot com slash last day ever lane dot com slash last day. We're back. This is last last day. I'm Stephanie Woodall's wax and this is disease on sorry gets guy 'cause you're. You're you know well guy. It's me yeah okay okay. I forgot he's loved. Harris and Harris loved him. They worked together on parks and REC and then again on master of none when Harris died as he's was a pallbearer at the funeral and he wrote an amazing tribute to him which was actually truly funny in a moment when it seems like nothing would ever be funny again. You're Tumbler Post that you read about Harris was singlehandedly handedly like the thing that made my parents laugh for the first time after Harris died like forty eight hours in and I don't know if I've ever said thank you for for that but that was amazing to think. Oh Yeah I'd never had to process the death of ran like that and the day that it happened a lot of people ended up at my house like people that riding master none of the time people that wrote him on parks and we were all is talking about him and everyone's sharing stories and it was just so different than you know these random articles that are coming out and I just wanted to write something something to kind of share some of these really funny personal moments that we all had and in. I'm especially glad that it made you and your family left. Oh yeah yeah it was incredible. I remember we were all laughing and then I remember thinking like Oh shit like we should stop laughing. You know like this is this should be a series moment moment but it was just this really incredible medicine that that you gave us so thank you so the master of none. Casting Harris was so so excited about that at that was a huge role to play your best friend named Harris. Yeah I mean I love Harrison actor and when we were writing the first master none we were just kind of figure out who his discounters friends are and stuff and at one point where like well. Let's just ride a character. That's kind of based around. Harris and we had to tell her Zika like you. Kinda have to audition for this just because you know the higher ups they wanna see an audition tape so he he had to audition to play to play himself and he was so good and he took associated in like he was very nervous. I never really seen him like that. Nervous I could tell it was really important ordinance and and he did a great job and I remember when we called him to tell him that he got any was so happy and it's like it's so oh crushing and think about now. He was so excited so excited to go to New York and Harris was a big part of the season you know like me and Alan were the show runners but Harris's kind of second in command and he was definitely a big architect of that show in this first season and so we were all just really excited to continue. Can you seeing this through together. It's like so sad to think about now a yeah. I was talking to Mike. Sure your old boss. Do you remember him. and I was like how did Harris keep his job because he I mean from what I understand. He was late eight constantly. Just would write ridiculous things to Mike and I was like how do you do this job and Mike was like because he was funny like period Korea Ed Harris. Yeah I mean I would rather have Harrison a writer's room and have them there for two hours and have some Bozo. That's there all day I showing up on time and you know like he's a he's a singular talent. Didn't you tell me once I'm in. I'm in a botched this word but it it's called Shefa to Kaffa. What's the word. SHEFA shelter is so when you start seeing in in parks or master before you can get into what the scene is really bad. There's like one or two lines of just kind of silly meaningless conversation. That's like somewhat funny to get you into the scenes and that's referred to as Cheurfa amongst comedy writers and an Harris Harris was exceptional at writing Cheffa and a lot of the the memorable jeff that I remember from Parks Zor or season WanNA master and on with stuff he came up with like there's a scene where in master and onwards me and Arnold walking around and we're talking about the leather heather he wrote the scene. It was saying like why don't they just keep the weather consistent everywhere like it's cold outside. It's cold inside that way not to take take off your coat and it is like as ridiculous idea and and he just wrote it with me like really committed to like yeah. I mean that's what it should be done. Unlike store owners everybody so that way visiting convenience everybody there is a there's one from parts. I remember is like I me and Donna. It's Tom and Donna and thompsons. What's your favorite kind of cake and and Donna's birthday cake. He's like what you can't. That's not a type of cake. That's like your favorite. We're kind of cereal breakfast cereal and it was just that and then like something else happens like Ganges goes off or something like that that was just like you know just weird little little couplets like that weird kind of Harris logic thrown into these little quick conversations which is essentially his logic like that like he probably did think why don't they just make weather standard those probably just a real thought that he that he had his human the ad there's there's probably a moment or two where he genuinely thought that was a good idea. I mean it kind of is so we know Harris obviously but if you were going to describe him to somebody who didn't know him or maybe like only knew him as the Animal Control Guy and parks. What do you say to capture this human being to somebody like I know him in the context of the of the comedy community with full of exceptional uniquely funny incredible people and even amongst that group he stood out in a way that was kind of like the feeling I remember having when he passed was like man of all the Shitty people that could have been taken away like you're? You're gonNA take this kind like on of everybody. Nobody like this incredibly funny writer that was kind of a prodigy of swords that glove eating at Chili's that you know I had all these crazy notions about the world and about himself and he was also a little bit mischievous and you know things like you'd be late for work and stuff like that and you'd be like come on but then at the same time he was so lovable. You could never really be mad at him. I know as his sibling. I feel that very very strongly. There is many times there I'd be mad at him and then I'd be like you're just so adorable and also maddening though like very frustrating too but in a way that it was acceptable. It's very hard to articulate yeah exactly I haven't talked to you about what you knew about Harris's substance abuse abuse and did you know Harris struggling with with substance abuse. Will I think I had an incredibly naive view of what his addiction was like. I thought oh well he's going to Rehab. He's getting help like that means. He's fine. He's checked in everything's fine and it seemed like something he was on top of an anytime. You acted like he was serious and all around Harris. He acted like you were insane. He's like what are you talking yeah. I'm fine. He made you feel like a complete fool for even bringing it up or being concerned at all you know what I mean. I like it was yeah. It was not a big deal and I was like okay. I guess like you know and was so adamant about it. I kinda backed away and whenever it happened I mean it was like I couldn't believe it was not like Oh yeah that week. I'd been CNN. He wasn't doing well like he was fine like he was with me like two days before. I think you know what I mean like. He was supposed to coming to work that day and he didn't come in must be sick or something. You know. It wasn't like Oh yeah. He's like you know coming to work and nodding off every day or you know he's seem be seemed kind of fine so it really just came out of the blue and you know. I was just so ignorant about what heroin addiction is really like in how it's kind of this endless struggle and how it the story with Harris is frighteningly openingly a trope. You know you read these stories. Every single person has the same stories. Oh yeah and then the doctor gave me these pills for back pain then I started losing exorbitant amounts of money to get them and then at a certain point I was like oh well heroin is the same high it's a lot cheaper and I never would be the kind on a person that would put a needle in my arm but I was so addicted to this drug from the pills that I had to do it and I crossed that bridge and then I got addicted to heroin and I'm just you know this normal person that you would never associate with this insane drug that has the worst reputation amongst drugs dogs but that's how powerful the opioid addiction is and it it. It sucks all these people in the same way. It's terrorists did did he tell you that he had checked out of his sober living home no. I I'd assume he was there in the days that he was coming. Were the days that that he was out and then I went back and I listened to that podcast he did with Pete Holmes. which is it's one of the most you know incredible documents about this crisis in a way because it's it's him telling the story of? Oh this kid from a great family who's he's having a great career. And how the fuck does he start doing heroin and this is how for me when I when I heard it was crazy because he was talking about being sober and how he was aware of the fact that if he used again he would die and that he couldn't do that to his family but by the time yeah heard it he'd already relapsed. Oh my God I didn't know that yeah and I remember texting him and being like what the the fuck man like the only time in my life as a sibling to Harris that I can recall being legitimately full of anger. You know where it was like enough that you say we'll make me not angry right now. Because you know in my brain that is not a addicted to something. I'm like like you said there. There's a thirty day program you're going in. You're going to get it taken care of the end. It feels very here's the problem. Here's the solution yeah that's what I thought and clearly very Ni- veal on that addiction is it's a much bigger monster than any of US could ever understand and it does not let up. I think about death a lot I think about the day a person dies how the morning is just a morning. A meal is just a meal. A song is just a song. It's not the last morning or the last meal or the last song it's all very ordinary and then it's all very very over. That space between life and death is a moment February nineteenth. Two Thousand Fifteen was an ordinary day. I took some photos of my baby flipping through. This book called lost. PD's of the English language I made coffee droped work. It's lunch. I remember noting the Beautiful Day. I changed a diaper like I'd done John. US Thousand Times before all the while my little brother lay lifeless on a rug thousands of miles away okay and I had no idea until I got the call that he died of a heroin overdose. I had no idea one moment he was alive and in the next he wasn't the Greeks. Call it a para. Petia a sudden reversal of fortune or a change in circumstances a point of no return. I wonder what add up to his point of no return. I wonder about the first thing he thought when he opened his eyes that morning. I wonder what he ate for breakfast and lunch and dinner. I hope one of them was Chile's Nachos because he really love Chili's nachos or or chocolate. He bought him up. Drumstick love those too. I wonder what jokes were brewing inside of his head. There were always jokes brewing inside of his head. I wonder if he watched any adorable videos of his niece ace and which ones I wonder what plans he made for later that day and tomorrow wonder what he thought about before he did. That thing changed all of us forever. It's the terrorists calling from heaven. it's pretty great up here. it's beautiful for starters Hitler's up here here however for the vegetarianism saying so calling bullshit on that but even that pretty great. It's it's is very cloudy and use you said on so that's cool. gotta go ice cream buffet I can't know what Harris was thinking that day. I'll never know what Harris was thinking that day day but on our next episode we'll try to unearth what someone was thinking the day they overdosed. We'll walk through the day. They died from start to the very end. That's next time on last last. Day is the production of lemonade media. It's produced by Justin Down Cat Erin Consulting Producer Jessica Cordova. Kramer is our executive producer. Mix and sound design was done by Joep Lord Keegan's. Emma is our editor. Our music is by Hannah's Brown and I'm Stephanie. What else wax see you next week.

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Choosing Compasion - Talk 5

Everyday Zen Podcast

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Choosing Compasion - Talk 5

"Well, As. We've been doing these weeks. Let's start with where we. Left off last week. I'm going to. Share with you! My words in setting up the homework assignment. This is what I said last week. If the self through which our lives are filtered. Is a mental construct. than our lives. Are Mental Constructs. So h