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"Leo. Lewis finally figured it out see baptism program from other people and we don't have any bios on our website because not anti bio right cartoons really nothing here and there but you have You got the twitter account. You got the carton arc's account right. Yeah i mean if you are hot chick you can slide into any of those. Yeah yeah you still using the face blind on facebook. but i don't here's the thing and menace can probably speak to this a little bit is. I have stopped using my personal facebook account. Because i know that. If i do anything on there that gets flagged by facebook and we all have friends who get kicked off for what reason then that shuts down the car knocks again. Yes connected to every because you have to have a real person to connect your whatever quote unquote cardinals business or personality account. Okay so if i get kicked off a facebook then there's five hundred thousand cardinals fans that go right there so i stopped using facebook it again. If you find me on there in your hot chick. Eight and above still. There's a lot of spam on facebook to with yes supposed- hot chicks reaching out from the you know. Vm vietnam or something. Right facebook dating is nothing but chinese bots. Oh yeah yeah. It's it's bad this one's from someone who wishes to remain anonymous. Hey what he show. I wanted to share a quick fact on rental car coverage. I heard you guys talk about this before. And i heard the conversation about the idiot. Who set the to rental cars on fire after doing burnouts in the hotel party i worked for the major car rental agencies and we do offer the insurance protection this allows the customer to have peace of mind while renting the vehicles not having to worry about any potential damage to the car regardless of fault however this coverage is voided. If you're doing anything illegal while driving or being negligent in the rental for example do you is off roading. Donuts or in this guy's case burnouts in a hotel parking lot safer on what rabi was saying so yes our coverage will cover the car in case of any potential damage. But if you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing it will be voided and you or your insurance company will be fully responsible for the damages. I hope this info is helpful and what he watch out for those curbs next time man. That's not legit is unless the cops know about it are the cops are called. What are they know what you did with cameras in the hotel parking lot. Yum donuts doesn't get the footage or what about like you know those You can get those safe driver credits plug something into the car. What is that thing. Always wonders courts companies. Yeah there's a port in never walk. Clark basically like a usb type thing and you plug that in an records all your driving data no send that back. I i'm they'll see like what kind of driver you are and you can get a disco. I don't need to say five bucks. Because i know when i get in a major accident. You're you're gonna have all this data and not to cover my accident. Oh look how much speed yeah Marisa writes to us emails to what he showed. Dot com hoi hoi. I was dying to hear you guys in your gathering at the gigolos coverage was so excited to make fun of these losers with you. I was watching videos from the past years to tide me over so imagine my shock when the first thing rayvey read in the program is the description of upon a burning body. That was the band the band that was playing ellie gathering one of my favorite death core bands. Who i've seen about ten times it just so you know they're normal. Crowds are nothing like the gather for sure but it gets worse. My husband and i have matching upon a burning body quote tattoo. So we got a great laugh of a radi rayvey reading the program. You how come. I'm sure you're all judging us for being metal fans. But i assure you we are normal. Were married couple. Stable jobs 401k etc. Anyway all in listener love the dumb death metal band segment. And i love you all even cameron. Oh love that is from orissa. Cool tattoo girl. So it's a. It's a quote of some of their lyrics which you can't really make out because it sounds like kind of like pig squealing noise at least that death core stuffers nothingness. Every time we do the gathering of the jug lows. I just find myself thinking. How is this real yeah. It's so bizarre. That's real life that these are real people that for all we know half of them are dead today and there's any of them all manage to find this one spot with l. Same drugs like terrible life. Tricks is left and right shown each other their butthole infants and toddlers there too. It's their woodstock that's next. Email this from sheryl subject good vibes a. It's my last job that i thought would be my lifelong career ono. I was happy working here. But i always thought i was telling myself short with my education and my experience only thirty. Start aside to take your advice from an earlier show and see what else could be available. Now i get to brag like ciba's i landed a position making almost double what i was making. Yeah thank you. What he's show for getting me out of my comfort zone and the schori me that it's never too late to go after what you want. Hashtag all in hashtag me love. That is from cheryl that rule. Good for you sometimes. It's just that jump man. You gotta just get off center. You got a lot to do a bunch of stuff on your to do list. You don't even know. This happens to me a lot i go. I don't even know where to start to start somewhere clue and you'll get on the role. Yeah if you wanna be a stripper you know. Don't care about what other people think ripped off and do it. You gotta get ten years to make money And finally since people are saying nice things about us. We'll go with one. More of those. From isaac hollywood he show. I wanted to send us email in regards to cameron's recent wellness check okay. There are jokes thrown at cameron and believe me. I think jokes are hilarious. Just as much the next guy. But i'll keep this one genuine. I don't think karen should be so hard on himself. I can relate a little as far as feeling stressed and feel like you have no time for anything. But i think what i can relate to the most is the weight gain for sure and this is just my thought but cameras weight is really bothering him. At is your number one thing. I'll yeah right now for sure. There's a mere right outside my shower. I have to get out of the shower like with my eyes closed actors. Yeah says that stress condemn will be a factor in weight gain and gaining weight is never any fun and can be a huge downer esteem and energy. I know the thought of working out sucks but sometimes all it takes is just getting started. The that's what i was saying true. What dude you're killing it. By the way. I would recommend working out with your wife though dude. That's never fun dea. Not interested in that personally. I've come to find that a twenty four hour gym is way better. Just find a time that works for you. I'm twenty seven a suicide schedule as well as having a wife and son and all the stress that comes with that it feels almost impossible to catch time. I know but time will come. I don't think you should look so far ahead either. It took me a while to learn to be president and live for the day. And i'm sure therapy can help you with that as well. With all due aside though. I truly think you're just being way too hard on yourself Quick power ranking woody. Greg menace sebok parenthetically high five. Bro mama rayvey. Manson is cheeky. Yeah your friend. Doug made our. Oh an cameron. Oh tag me love. That is from isaac building for all the way it's supposed to be is is supposed to be billed. Burn and then build build it back up behind doug he socks.
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"Money into her mouth. Why won't dose rednecks. Yeah so they got permission to search the car inside the car. The found a wallet with a man's ide- debit card and the social security card for different person. Another wallet was found in the front passenger seat with an id Six debit cards for another woman. Long story short. She was arrested for all that right. Plus the fact that she already had outstanding warrants for drug possession so to get her down to the jail notice that she was real fidgety. They asked if she had anything. Honor they should know about she says no gravy was she telling a lot you bet you what absolutely they later retrieved a burnt glass pipe that she was hiding upper poop. Chute tack on another charge for that were there. It is from wichita falls. Texas that is riley sage weiss. Who's terrible parking job. Got her busted with stolen. Id's credit cards and a glass pipe hidden or butthole and today's red neck. Batons right up the show for you next. Hang on from different. Parts of the glare off of ciba's folds wanna try this tick tock thing but if it works as advertised this could be very useful for getting corn off the cob. Okay 'cause i like corn on the com- yeah gotta cut. Yeah because it's all stuck in your teeth and everything But this involves a bucket and a bundt cake pan like the kind that has this small hall of the center. Here is a picture. Okay so you put the pan just like that So like you would be ready the batter in there. And then you stuff the corncob down and so it shreds it off the cob and all right in the loose corn all ends up getting collected into the bunny hand arm and cod goes through the whole down into the bucket. that's below. I watched the video. And of course like all kind infomercial stuff. It makes it look super easy right. Yeah but if it really works like that. Now i've seen it upside down like that and they put it on top of a bowl and then they use a knife to scrape the corn. See that's the ever seen. This is cool. I'm totally doing shove. It and the whole shove it and a whole oh shove it right right okay. i'll try. That would exactly what is this. What show into an hour of insensitivity training free politically correct world. It is monday morning. The end of august. Two guys. yeah no it. Don't you dare believe can't believe don't say that bass will take issue with the also can't believe it almost twenty twenty one. My name is what he does. Rayvey greg menace is here. What is Sea bass. Just enter the chat out here out here. There is a big news cameras. Board and nick sound waiver here there in the production studio doing their thing. Randy's earphones are open at eight. Seven seven forty four. what he you can also Tennis attacks over the two to ninety seven to saudi arabia's gonna tell us what is on the radar and the world of entertainment sports and we got some drunk. Dial voicemail that we are going to get to here for you as well. I don't know if you this this. We're all getting ready to travel for vacation and the baggage claim is always interesting. Because you everybody's on edge you know just got back and everybody's jockeying for that same spot five steps back all crowded everyone else out. Gotta get your suitcase. And it's also interesting to see what people consider to be luggage. Czar my god plastic bags. Yeah sometimes yeah. Put one of those plastic bins. The plastic doesn't get caught up in the The belts right. I'm sure it's very valuable. It's ever inside their luggage. Just go to flea market so you can imagine everybody's surprise there in seattle. They're waiting the baggage claim and offset pile raw. Chicken gets spit out brick. Yeah that yeah well. That's not how it happened right. no it well. It is raw chicken so this worker posted the video and it turns out that you can check raw food like that right but the person in this case didn't pack it well enough in the box that was in broke into it all. That's why shop the box. Say it's pretty much perfect square so apparently roach. Apparently they had they had frozen before they put on the plane thing and like over the course of the flight. Or whatever and don't have my buddy his in laws would come to visit. That's right and his mother in law would bring like a little tiny duffel bag with her with her actual clothing and toiletries and stuff like that and then a big wheeling suitcase full of chickens. Uh-huh vegetables everything that she would need to make whatever she was gonna make when she got to their house if he's soups or whatever they know have grocery store yes yeah they were russian jews no like right off the boat so they they really did sound like that melia beg and she's like mom mighty bring do not have the good chickens nor like we can't get like chicken yes. You can't anywhere k. no-fly list. Hey at least had the raw chicken carry on. That'd be a that would also be no flawless chicken block. Facebook.com rothe the woody. I.
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"All all. This is My you riley. John problems as timmy. And of course. Last last i watched the hell. I'll put it on nickelodeon all this is like lassie. But it's a cat eighty-three-year-old three year. Old broad she fell seventy feet down into a ravine dan ravines and rescuers only founder because her cat stood at the top wouldn't stop meowing actual useful cat and got her out of there and they brought her to the hospital in stable condition and then they euthanize the cat because clearly this woman's not gonna be able to take care of it we're in keep believes she survived the fall. What if i told you in two thousand five. There was a video game for ps two. I serious. I gotta get my hands on. That guy kidnaps lassie's puppies and lasts findings. Remember last girl right and then you jump around there's bones everywhere and it looks insanely boring. That's right up our alley rave surprise. We all hadn't heard about how all right some other cat crap about a couple of things that maybe my wanna purchase. Okay like the good people over at nerf. They've come out with a new gun. The nerf catnip disc blaster okay. It is Fifteen bucks in. Its shoots catnip discs in the air like one of those little foam discs shooters. Yeah shoot up to ten feet greg. Shoot ten feet. Those pretty fully built in laser projector which shoots a glowing bull's eye on the floor. Your cats love that laser stuff. It's a great way to play with the cats and without having to move your ass off the couch just to do it but there is a good idea because i was reading recently. That like laser play is kind of mean to cats because there's no rewarded the catch anything so if you have the laser but then you shoot a catnip thing. There's actually something they could get him. Because that's what i actually. That's what i'm worried about. You don't have cats. I want my cats to have the best possible life. And i don't want them to be upset. Okay thank you. Great time chasing. The lease isn't get the point of the delays. Yeah the journeys see the cats. Don't see it that. I actually bought my dogs this little. I don't know how to explain kind of like a tray that has fake sushi on top of it and then under the sushi is treat so it's like a puzzle. okay awarded all with the treats anything with cats. You have to let him catch it. Every once in a while was like pointless like i'm supposed to care about that. That's their problem not mine. All right well no that. I'm getting one of these nerve cat. Blasted thing all right. Oh about this rave. I know cats like the jump on tables yup so they can continue to be the center of attention. Yeah there's a company. In japan solve that problem they've come up with this table with a hole in the middle. So you're can stick its head up and watch you eat because that's dumb table tool that crap out you'll just jump on anyway. Yeah so There's a little platform underneath. They can sit on so just their head sticks out and they can't reach their paws up to swat style. I seriously doubt that they can only observe so they say million day. I take this japanese company. Very seriously can get their things and everything Things are everywhere it comes to the circle of would that fits in the hole. So you can plug dad if you don't want your cat watching all the time at arabia know you're wondering how much how much it could be yours for the low price of fifteen hundred dollars plus shipping shipping from japan. And again if you think it sounds stupid just wait till you see it. Really stupid. Getting the blaster. But i'm not getting the table. Yes beth. I'm on the review site for the cat eating table and this person maxine is not happy she says how awful that your company is selling. This disgusting table allows cats head to poke through. Cats are supposed to be at the table. what happened in japan. You couldn't sell enough of these tables where you're eating monkey. Brains stopped there confusing. Some indiana jones with japan faces a death. Marie pet parents teach our feline pets to stay off the table. That's what i'm doing. Your cats get up on the counters and stuff. Oh hell yeah letter bras lawrence walking over the services where you're preparing to guess Who are buying these tables and you wonder. Why don't eat played down to departments. Who are buying these tables. What so you could continue to eat. Monkeys dogs and cats see who gets triggered table. Did i see it and thought stupid. Yeah my firing off an email. No raising cane's chicken fingers unloved man brown. Yeah look you choose one thing and do it real well and a case of raising cane's that would be chicken fingers. They use premium chicken breast tenderloins to make the most tender chicken fingers possible. Their special marinade that tend to rise the chicken loxton moisture. Rabi adds that flavor and then for an extra kick flavor got the canes sauce all. Uk acts note. That's about tangy a little bit of spice full flavor and they use their own blend of premium seasonings and spices in the song clutching gets fries. Yeah of course. They're big texas toast. Coleslaw your sweet tea or unsweetened tea however decided to roll. Get it all at raising. Cain all sponsor of the woody show. Podcast it's raising cane's chicken fingers. I don't know why you're not already out the door. As tall raising cane's find a location near skew at raising cane's dot com raising cane's chicken fingers. One love up and stop being wining. Boyd this is the woody show into another new our insensitivity training for a little direct world. It's tuesday morning. Yeses the bug all the week. The weeks lisa side It is august the twenty four th twenty twenty one what randy. Hey greg menace is here. What does that woody. Sea bass news dot camera morning important. Nick saban waiver here. 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"Near your home and you let it rip and then your email to me so that i keep a collection of all of our our submissions and then the game works like this you call in eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four and if you're the first person to correctly identify who's gassed that is. You're going to be the winner. Yes it's immature. Yes there are some people hate it but love it. Eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven. Forty four if you would like to guess now before we get into this week's sample and guessing there was this story about this guy who ended up the doctor's office after three weeks where he couldn't stop charting. Oh yeah and it turned out it was because of the fifty nine foot tapeworm that was in his nine feet to what the doctors think he got it from eating raw beef raw and believe it or not at that. Tape is not the longest one that's ever been pulled out of a person. The record is eighty two feet eighty two fee. Only guys a couple of years ago. Had the obsession that you wanted to tape work. Yeah so do you lose weight release. It scares me about it is that it can make its way to your brain. Yeah can get the type. That can't but i thought it was the kind that You lose weight with us. One of the types right weight with all of them. Do you lose brain. Yeah i wanna get the non brain drain. Just get that one because you can order them right you can. I'll you definitely. Can't i mean the thought of having one is disgusting but yeah but you don't see out effortless weight loss's not scary doesn't sound like you could poop it out. Most people have to have them surgically remove eventually coming out. Well they're starting out to god that that's disturbing. That's the way it was just one. It'd be alright name it if these people that get pizza an ice cream and all kinds of stuff and they're losing weight. Lucky you were it because the the tapeworm takes so many calories. I know it's like you edith. Survive drain sick. I can imagine that it starts like peeking out. And you put in chip. Yes trek the only comedy tapeworm. How does it lay eggs. Are they a what's sexual. Eat eggs anyway. So we can send helicopters to mars but we can't get a tapeworm to work properly. Proper breeding could figure it out. Yeah people to play guests. Who's gas seven seven forty four. What is eight. Seven seven forty four. What he let's play radios most immature game and say hello to our first contestant. Let's say hello to shane. Hey good morning shame. Shame playing guests. Whose gas when you're ready say hit me hit me. i here. The abc one egg drops man. That's was literally here. The effort can literally hear ya. Underpants change oh. You know what i'm saying the trash your options who's gas it is rabi greg ministy bass or fake news. Dot cameron shane. That's a c best for show me. Cbs shot and i was confident. Sorry about that chamber. Thank you have a great weekend to john. Good morning john. John john john playing guests. Whose gas when you're ready say hit me to replace that phone really sanitize your options are woody rabi. Greg menace or fake news dot cameron guests whose gas arcade sounded a little way. I'm gonna go with gregg show-me greg. Gory john. Thank you for the call in the way. Show me guy by air farts. Let's go to april. Good morning. April all right so it's guess use gas when you're ready say hit me. Hit me options. Got your options for the egg. Drop soup he. Rabi menace or fake news. Cameron guests whose gas. I'm gonna go with cameron. Show me fake news. Fake news april. Thank you for calling and have a great weekend. Let's go to danny. Hey good morning the morning one proven to be very difficult round of guests whose gas when you're ready say hit me somebody on the Very aggressive gramling. Wet options are rabi or menace. Yes who's gas rabi show me rabi guests far canaan nine. Thank you sir. Tj tj That's ready say hit me. And so we've titled this one eight cross soup. Yup your options are or menace. Guessing looks at woody. Show me what a..
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"Sixty seven hotdogs or whatever handful of minutes break record this taco eating. See that that'll nope. How did i eat. We did that challenge. The i wanna say eight. It's a oh no we try to get through one build your own taco kid. I halfway taco kid. It's it's a nine pound platter by the way counting calories. That's surprising for fifty tacos. Eighty five hundred calories. I thought it'd be more all in a day's work five hundred calories as usual. He's not like he's very average built. He's not a giant fan. Yeah here's Here's a little bit audio mazing. Heavy though fifteen is going to be interesting is gonna town bro. I rela spent a hell of attack. Oh skinny guy but has any of the or pound life. People try to attempt to do this at be a new. Tv show produced by menace insanely obese. People may have the motivation to enter the contest. There's some hip hop guy who used to be huge. He's lost a ton of weight. Waller something no man. I was talking to our friend big boy data yesterday. There isn't bronson yes. Oh yeah y'all yes that's the guy he used to do like all kinds of eating stuff and whatever i know now now he's like didn't happen. What's his name from man versus food. It did and i put a lot of way back on because he had some kind of thing that happened right. Yeah what's his name. Adam richmond host that it back back because that's show started awesome. You know where he was gone and he was doing again. They have another guy house. Yeah yes fun once. It was off the radar of off the radar for me. I didn't even know that. A new guy. Yeah because a lot of spicy stuff big stuff because the original the atom richmond. He would go and he would do the eating contests then once he had the Medical thing yeah he was done doing. He stopped eating but then he would like other people do the eating. It's like it wasn't as they did have that one season that was laying brought a new guy in the news is good. I like him. i work it out. He's way more fun. Maybe it'll inspire me what you eat again for fun in a while. I know those food challenges though. Why why would anybody do that. Oh we were at an event with action bronson actually where he throughout Like toaster oven into the crowd break. It went to the taco truck in the middle of his set We were having conversation medicine. I how many peanut butter cups do you could eat in one sitting and i literally view i think i could do i honest to god and i'm not gonna try it. I think i could do one hundred no way. I don't eat five of them without even thinking on. Just i think a hundred. You would throw that up right. would you throw it. I know it's kind of a ranger between fifty to one hundred. So i'm thinking i don't know exactly what that the twelve i'll tell you. Why because the the mass the pure weight of it they're announcing the half hundred point five body would just read like not even pay attention to three hundred of them right now we should stack them up and see what it's like and how michelle ways. Yeah better thirty thirty five. You could probably do before you start feeling weird and wonder at one point five dr. How truck open. It is what it show and we're into another do hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct. World climates. rayvey. I greg menace. Is here what is up what he hears Seabed fake news dot com. Would we got bored. And nick sound way. Randy is here. Phones are open eight seven seven. Forty four one. That's eight seven seven forty four. What is the best way to be a part of the show. Get in on the air. Your phone calls always welcome with whatever you you can. Also the tax over two two nine eight seven. So you hear a lot these days about Employee productivity it's being debated alive with you know cove working from home and do we go back to the office and hybrid work models and things like that but I'm just gonna come to to most people but most workers you guys are not productive for a full eight hours. A day really allies and they have determined. That doesn't matter if that is at home or at the off. Oh really yeah. Yeah so we start to slack off at home. According to the study the average worker only spends four hours twelve minutes actively working i. It's less now. I was gonna say that is a lot the rest of the time the most common things they're doing our this is according to the employees digging around the internet in monkey or on social media texting. People bathroom break socializing with co workers. Yeah i'll take that on the bathroom because it's so much free time. Other responses include snack breaks coffee breaks reading and drawing although during commercial break reading. Greg and menace ran into a problem at the coffee machine. The alley did. There's the old guy older. Never figure out how to use the coffee. You know it's even. Greg knows how to work the same machine every day. Same machine you push the button. The thing pops open put in the coffee is always lost. She's sitting there with is literally two inches from it now. Okay and then. We only have two minutes and eight seconds to get coffee. Yeah and i'll come on ramps heroin addict. I'm like get my coffee and he's just taken forever. Yeah the only job though that i had. I think that had zero downtime was when i worked at your store. That's it all the other. 'cause there's always stuff to do well in time you're at facing customers yeah other. Besides the snack breaks the coffee breaks things like that reading and drawing watching tv watching tv phone calls and then childcare. So i guess if you're at home you're doing partly childcare thing to lots of tv then now. When asked why they're not busy at work common responses waiting on co workers to finish. They need to do so like you're waiting on somebody else to do. Their part of it waiting for a response that i hate. Yeah i hate having to wait on somebody else. I'd rather that's why they say. Oh well delegate more well then that means i'm now at the mercy of this other person racking. Just get it done and get it over with what china's not the answer really either. Could you can't the over there They're not motivated. They're distracted by personal situations and quote. The environment is not ideal.
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"I agree totally. I understand the the feelings of. Maybe i shouldn't have done it. Sure drunken this on the other but when drunk isn't that the truth comes over. what are you saying. The liquid courage see. I haven't get those feelings of guilt and sadness like when it's time to turn a car and get a new. Your old car unfilled abandoning it. I mean what did you wrong. You're it's so weird. Anti burger king line will do you ever say bye to a place when you move like bhai me to buy a walk-through take one hotel room. Like i say i go by room and i will do that like At the end of like vacation like a couple nights that i do it. Every lowers guilt and sadness. Like oh. maybe rayvey didn't really liked that. And she was all bummed out. I feel bad about it. No but the car from you not so much so much. But i've never pretended to have guilt and sadness. You see them saying the email we'll talk about email what he showed dot com showcasing canes chicken fingers man love Brown yeah look you choose one thing and do it real well and the case of raising cane's that would be chicken fingers. Yeah they use premium chicken breasts tenderloins to make the most tender chicken fingers possible their special marinade that tend to rise the chicken locks that moisture. Rabi elliott adds that flavor and then for an extra kick flavor. Got the cane sauce. Lie all you kaynak's no that's about hanging a little bit of spice full flavor and they use their own. Blend a premium seasonings and spices in the saas. Plus you can get some criminal fries. Yeah of course. They're big texas toast. Coleslaw your sweet tea or unsweetened tea hover decided to roll get it all at raising cain. They're proud sponsor of the woody show. Podcast it's raising cane's chicken fingers. I don't know why are not already out the door as maybe you are. During the guy right auto raising cane's find a location nearest at raising cane's dot com raising cane's chicken fingers. One love they can invite all kinds of negative demonic influences. if you're in the know about teams and their influence we are another new hub in sensitivity training politically correct world on this thursday morning and is the pre friday. It's august fifth. Twenty twenty one. My name is what he does. Rayvey greg menace is here. What does that woody services. Our social media director high. You can find it so you can follow us as to what is shown instagram and twitter or on facebook facebook dot com slash. Woody show. there's a fake news. Karen fort and mc sound wave are here. Good morning to you. Fellas randy is your hour about a yeah right to roulette spinning with the ten tattoos. You guys help us Brainstorm and narrow down like christmas thousand dollars up for grabs of. What will randy do for money. So that's coming up this hour. Also got a redneck news for you. This hour phones are open at eight. Seven seven forty four wooded you can send us a text over two nine eight seven..
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"Hit me. She's tender in interest juicy biting. That's a real rip. Yeah might be in there grant. Everybody is fair game on this. One your choices. What he rayvey greg menacing bass or fake news. Doc cameron Let's go greg. Show me greg gory a out. Do that never happened. I don't remember that one. That's a gregor under. Oh speaking underwear change de. She changed proud of that. Congratulations you are a winner on this brand of gas. Who's gas as fast for so quick. I actually hang on one second. We'll get all your infants upgrade. That patrick wanna go again. I wanna ask ciba's if he had dirty fart and that's why you had to change. Yeah oh. I'm still with that. Because i had just full of eggs for dinner the night before. Oh bowl of it here. But there's no fiber in that and then like hot sauce up on all right. I woke up. And i was like. Oh my wow. Some chili might as well lay. Lit up the I one of the day was washed. You guys changes never went straight to the shower and then rather she'd wash your little orange. No you're never gonna get that out. Rug doctor whatever off. Spray usually using the bathroom tile and it acted far far-right. Let's just an oxy clemson. let's go to logan. Hey good. Morning logan gin. Good morning playing guests. Whose gasoline when you you hear it hit me yes. It was very active juicer. Right there on that one egg drop soup need to fart off things so was gas. Your options are what he rayvey greg. Menacingly vassar fake news dot cameron. Ooh lots of protein in that one. I think Let's go with bass show me all was on after proper slogan thanks man. Let's go to j. Hey good morning. J. j. j. good morning we love you. Guess who's gas when you're ready say hit me please. hit me. Options are rayvey. Greg menace or fake news dot cameron here. That one more time please. No you sure can't I'm gonna guess that one. Greg gauri and show me greg gory. Me la ceiba. That's right love you. Let's go to robert. Rubin ago for playing self ravi playing. I guess he was gas. When you're ready say hit me hit me so your options my friend not rayvey menace or fig news dot cameron. Let's go with rabi. I show Rayvey disappointed in you. I'm sorry sorry. I did not submit egg drop soup. Let's go to add. Hey ed you're on the boy all right so playing guests whose gas when you're ready say hit me it me. Oh are woody. Menace or fake news dot cameron. I'm gonna have all the way. Show me woody writing down there right about. It'd be a lot approach logan high protein. Wow i would have never guessed. Congratulations wait while so is that after weight law on that was during that was actually that one got submitted march of this year our sounds getting underway. That sounds like the product. Yeah there's probably some of my extra weight in their.
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"And that is of course the woody show this is from woody greg menace and rabi rabi as rams with gravy. I guess back anyway What's strange names you've given yourselves and of course this is from. Cbs gets stranger and stranger. I'm glad woody. thank you. Guys thought bombshell was great and shelia rayvey loved my outfit in orange. Apparently well there is a story and that is that You know before we started shooting. The film i was having denno with kubrick. I did two or three times a week before we started shooting. And we talk about you know what was to be all. The rest of. The knee was walking to my car in his driveway and he said what. Do you think you'll where i went. I don't know stanley. I mean It's sort of futuristic. We really should get a wardrobe person and he gets Have you got anything long. Is this just get to the futuristic a- only have jeans and t-shirts and all the rest of it i don't really have. Any futuristic costumes are prance around notting hill. Gaetan i've got as my quickey gear in the car. Let me see it. So i brought it out creaky white..
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"He's handsome man. This is terrific for throwback thursday. How about some thoughts from vanilla ice sweet. Who wouldn't want this video that has been going viral him talking about the ninety. Yeah says the nineties were the best decade and he said pop culture has been dead for me ever since. The iphone came out in two thousand four yet. Some good points. I mean close iphone came out in two thousand seven but when asked what he would bring back from the nineties if he could. He said blockbuster video he said i used to love to get out of my house and make it adventure of going in reading all the vhs the back of it and see which ones i wanted to come home with and watch that night adventure grade He also wants to make it clear. That computers ruined the world. Casey were all right. Thank you very much raval. Hey coming up next. It is radios most immature game. We are going to be playing around of gas stews. Guests who's gas next show hangs clear back. Moreover ban to the woody show we have been known to get immature silly at times. No way your own grown people. We've grown adults but We still find funny. I don't know how to explain it to you. Ask you a lot of people now. There are a lot of people who are not willing to join fun. We get to this particular contest here on the show as radio's most immature game let us gentlemen we present to you. Guess who's coming from a mile away who's gas which Just started kinda goofy here on the show and then we did it and then like oh my god you gotta bring that. We've been go for a couple of months taken that people just forget about it. And then i'll hell now. So i forget popular game that we break out every once in a while and yes it is radios most immature game because it is a game where you have to guess who's gas it is. I have ongoing homework for the people that work here in the studio on the show and next time it feel good one own we ask them to capture it on their phone email to me and then i have a whole folder. Full of Submissions here. I will play one of those than you on the phone. Just have to guess who's gas. It is your options. Woody rayvey great menace sea bass or fake news dot camera first person to correctly. Guess who's gas. It is will be the winner. Now if you wanna play and be are contested. Got the phones open for you at eight. Seven seven forty four. Woody as eight seven seven forty four wooded we are ready to play and say hello to our first contestant make being set appears to the caller can hear the sample. And let's go to ryan here. I take good morning there. Ryan ryan morning. We're playing guests whose gas when you're ready say hit me it me. Oh all right. That might have created a fisher. Thanks yeah have you ever been sitting so close to a speaker that when the basis you feel a little puff of air. I saw ryan guests whose gas your options are woody. Rayvey greg basser. Fake news dot camera. Show me ciba's sorry right. Yeah sorry about that man. Let's go to matt morning. Orlando radios most immature game guests. Whose gas when you're ready say hit me all right. I'm ready short and less than sweet. That's gotta be real salary all right. So guess who's gas your options. Are woody rayvey. Greg menace or fake news. Dot cameron artis golden minutes. Show me menace. Yeah saad not meant as good gas based on his diet. Sounds champion chunk. We love all right. Thanks the wait. Yes somebody Brought up to me about your breath. Issue yeah It could be your your diet. okay like just. It's not about whether you brush your teeth or not. It could be your diet as creating matt. Yeah stones to right Yeah stop eating the kidney stones a high fat like Animal proteins and stuff career can create your stones and you're eating a ton of chickens. She says i like eating chicken. I get way way less stones. I i just heard it. I thought it might be helpful for these stones. Yeah the breakfast show. Or the stones have like dwindled as really good let's go to lauren. Good morning laura. Hi guys how are we all doing it. We are playing guests whose gas when you're ready say hit me it. May i guess his gas what he ramey greg or fake news dot camera. Rayvey show-me remy. Yeah i would never submit a minor so wet wipes dry and chunky. Hey yeah clumps to noah. Hey good morning now. So judgmental morning is fan off. Thank you playing guess. Who's gas when you're ready. Say hit me all right paul. Changing or showering. She's one of the wash. Your options here. Are greg or fake news. Dot cameron what.
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"All right as redneck news. This is from rockwall. Texas was having a fourth july pray this weekend and is sixty. One year old brawd. Her name is lori bostick. She wanted to be in the prayed like real bad one of the way so she showed up to the staging area on her old beat up tractor with a bunch of american flag strapped to it but they told her no no laurie. You cannot be a part of the prayed either. And she flipped out. She ignored the people trying to stop her and she tried to join the prayed anyway. And there's actually a video of the cops trying to stop her but she claimed that she wasn't breaking any laws and so she just florida it literally cops on a medium speed chase which didn't last long because she ended up crashing into a chain link fence off the side of the road. Like i can't tell if this woman is nuts extremely patriotic or to proud of a tractor. He's doing a for america. Four cops hanging off her tractor and she was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Criminal mischief and evading arrest menace has a video the whole thing and check out her mugshot to. She looks like she did it home. She did read on the sides. And then lou in the middle like the mohawk meth out. Dr seuss eyebrows. Her blue too. I know she was trying the videos on our facebook facebook dot com slash the show so there it is from rockwall texas sixty one year old. Laurie bostick who led the cops on a chase after she tried and failed to join a fourth july preyed on her tractor. Technically led the parade for a little while. I don't actually watch. Yeah eight as read nick. Pride more that's probably wasn't under the influence of anything like there's no charges. Oh it's not illegal to love america because more what he show for you next. Hang on though what he show party. What he she'll be right back coming up he's going to tell us what is on the radar also got the drunk dial voicemails. We're going to get into over in the uk. They celebrate something called. Thank you day okay. So researchers they did a study and they found the average dot will say thank you two hundred seven times a month which is roughly six point eight times per day and i hope you're sitting down for this. Some of it is fake. Like people don't mean every thank you sincere. Yeah so twenty. Six percent of those. Thank yous completely insincere and they also found that genuine appreciation is dying out but some people don't care if the person means that are not and this is what i think is sad. Thirty three percent said they would still prefer to hear the words even if it's insincere. Lame is at closer grown adults. Thank you grow thank you shell. Father took me to the city to see marching back to the what he show and into another new hour of insensitivity training politically correct world. It is tuesday morning. I keep catching myself about the monday monday. It is already tuesday knows the week for most of us here july. The six twenty twenty one money is rayvey on the radar coming up here in just moment. There's a great gordon morning winning. Greg menaces here social media director high you can find. You could follow us. Show on instagram and twitter or on facebook. Facebook dot com slash. The woody show sea bass is here. Got fake news dot camera and good morning nick. Sound wave are here. Randy here yourself when the phones for to when you call eight seven seven. Forty four woody. It's eight seven seven. Forty four forty. You can also send us a text over the two two nine eight seven now. We normally do it on mondays but coming off a holiday weekend. We figured it'd be a good time to drop it and see what you guys left. Force on the drunk. Dial voicemails at nine nine drunk. Vm so that's coming up for us this hour right now gonna tell. It's on the radar. Nobody show on the radio the latest in entertainment sports according to rayvey. What's happening there. Well let's talk about some of the things that happened while we were away including probably the biggest headline bill cosby was released from prison nowhere. I'm telling tony. I'm for it really. Yeah and i'm gonna tell you. Why because apparently remember the whole thing. We're not locking criminals anymore. We don't do that you can't you can't keep people in jail where you're supposed to do when they break the law you bring him in your book them and then just let them down by keeping bill cosby in prison for a crime that he did commit. That's racist. oh that's yeah so. If we're not i'm for sending everybody to the electric chair you guys know this but if we have all collectively decided and got together decide that we don't put criminals in prison anymore. We can't just make an exception for bill cosby. Got all the criminals for nothing. Yeah it's like the reason that he got out got off or whatever like wouldn't that be day. One of the trial said off a technicality. Right he got released because of a technicality. And maybe that's something. His lawyers were pouring over board over every single minutia of the procedure and found something that they could consider that technicality. And the great thing is he hasn't shut up since he didn't just get out of prison and just go quietly. He's held press conferences. He's releasing statement local radio station through through my party. Did he attend said part. I don't know what it was a welcome home party. So he's been releasing a lot of statements including one on july fourth in case you're wondering about his thoughts at the right at the capitol. He said the mainstream media are the insurrectionists. Yeah so that's who Stormed the capital The media media insurrection as he's also very upset at backlash against felicia rashard who celebrated on social cosby getting out of prison and had backlash so severe that she backtracked within two hours. And so he's he's upset at the backlash irs. I think he's also upset at her because she retracted her great. You went out there on a limb double burn so cosby. He's also been hinted about going out on a comedy tour. I mean he was ooh shows right before he went to jail. Well great yeah. What are you doing tonight. Bill to see bill cosby. Once the fani blake. Shelton are officially married. Page six had speculated before our vacation that they had already tied the non. Because gwen was wearing what they thought was a wedding band. But the officially got married on blake's property in oklahoma on saturday he wore jeans. She wore these really cowboy boots and their property. Yeah well maybe they met. When she joined the voice they started dating in two thousand fifteen and got engaged in october. Twenty twenty. This happened yesterday. director richard donner died at the age of ninety. One official. cause of death wasn't released. But i guarantee you seen one of his movies. He directed the goonies. Og superman all four lethal weapon movies scrooge. His first movie.
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"greg menace" Discussed on The Woody Show
"More wooded show fifty. That's right that's right bomb. Nice pressed depressant. They're back it's the woody. Show all right. Well you guys ready market eats all right. Supermarket sweep eats. Yes because there is eating involved and the name of the game just like supermarket sweep is to build up your time by answering supermarket based questions at the end of the game. The team with the most time can choose to play in the big sweep and answer four supermarket based riddles or they can have the other the other team. Try to answer those same riddles in their time. Which will obviously be less than the team if the team that plays a big sweep answers all those riddles correctly. The other team has to eat that disgusting punishment breakfast that is their punishment to eat. And we don't know what it is until the end of the first round to help you decide. Thrown off by the smell really sinking. Then we have chosen the teams backstage. Woody and greg versus menace and cameron to play together navy not cameron in the mix right rates by as the jury in the case of shoot she. That's not right. I mean twice twice. This is called rotation cheating in the the deciding votes judge. I wanna sit out what you can sit out next game rent in greg off the top of your head. What is your super team name. Ooh take lots cameron. What is your team name. Karl marx card mark martin suffered section scratching carson putting the food sexual greg. I in the first game. It's called a woman's touch. You'll be given clues about different feminine hygiene product. Brands will alternate between each team's three questions. A piece you'll get ten seconds added to your time for every correct answer either team member cancer but we do take the first answer given owns touch and it's what again feminine product brand. Now here's a new clue if you don't get the correct answer. The other team can steal for us not fair the fruit section getting but he only get half the point second so they have more time to to listen. I'm kelly clue. Might be when cameron has stink in his wizard sleeve. he cleans it out with a douche from summers. Okay let's play round number one. What he and greg when cameron's clam is itchy. Still he applies creamy massing. Go ooh i was go- vagit badges sills what i was going for now. I will you know what i'm going to be here though. What the jury douche credit. No credit cameron artis. Add a letter to a florida city. And you get the name of this tampon which keeps cameron's underwear from getting wet and a letter to a florida city and you get this brand of tampon Five seconds tampa on tampa poon now. Would you like to try to steal grass tampax and it's five city tampa. Florida orlando hawks greg. What cameron's period starts. He uses these to keep his pants clean. Not sometimes but always correct. Break back to cameron. Minute is up fruits when bloating and cramps. Make cameron idol. He reaches quickly for a box of might all correct seconds. Greg final question when cameron gets a houston faction. He uses this gel to get relief asap. Oh boy this gel really again. When cameron gets a yeast infection. He uses this gel to get relief. Ace app or asap. Five seconds No no no. No seal modest stat. Hell is never come up with that stat. I heard the question team fruit loops team fruit section. All right this three letter brand gets rid of cameron's funny downstairs stench. We let her letter brand. Realtor brand Malice deal all right three seconds steal attempt. Sei yes yes. Yeah like yes yes. Wow so only wash right. A piece blunt with two steals. Woody and greg twenty seconds ten off the fruit section time for ground number. Two title of this round is chained to your couch. The answer to all of these clues will be shane restaurant. Food item that you can buy in the grocery store you could buy in the grocery store and right restaurants their dishes in the grocery store the answer is the name of the chain restaurant because the same format slash around ten seconds for a correct answer. Five seconds for a steel so a clue might be drunk at three a m these mini burgers pop out of the microwave with only white castle slight hassle being the clue. But you got it exactly. Yeah let's play round two bases about the good serious. Leslie starting with cameron medicine this time. Thank god you can get there. Greasy potato boats of bacon and cheddar anytime of the week. Fridays tgi. fridays is sweet. All right going to cam. Cameron what he in. Greg menace was so drunk. He was kicked out of this restaurant but he can make their signature side at home and have a better day. I think it was raining lobster. Woody better day. Was that where he got red lobster. Was it red red lobster and cheddar. Babies wasn't an official said. Livestream guys with woody was your radi- didn't check in. I'm giving them the point. Is that your final answer. Said yes right away done in these rows remember. I got to take the first answer. So focus back team fruit section where we can chat out answer final. The no god back to you guys. You can make their dumplings at home. That's pretty fly gang. Pf changs that is correct minnesota house. They're topnotch roast. Beef has to be savored from their amazing fantastic stores but you can make their.
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"X. amount x. amount of time. Yeah i mean he is working with the doctor of as far as like howl you know how it works he. I don't even know where mushrooms dispenser under some trees next to the baby bellas legal in some places so you can just go you but it's not like a dispensary is it. I don't think i have no clue. Radio becomes shrugs and questions about drugs are person no idea. I really don't know clue stick to marijuana. Don't even know where to get that. Oh yeah before. Walk outside were dispensaries everywhere if you would ask me like oh you're gonna give wheat. I named true wouldn't even know where to go to get. That always know someone but the way that rayvey only gives renews news from this show. Yeah i only know about pot through. Rayvey what i know about. It is from rayvey blazing. That's all i know population. Which is what her nieces. Heard for. So long and out of control caught on you. You always know somebody who has it. That's we're in high school. We knew a guy who is the we guy for a friend of mine and he sold my friend mushrooms. We ate a bunch of them. Nothing happened a week clearly. Got ripped off. We didn't know what to be just like regular mushrooms for a refund. Listen gentlemen boys and girls time for today's dumb ass contest as dumb as contest is playing jets. Twos gas radios. Most immature game helps with depression as well. Yes and that was my. That was my big lead in. I was gonna say well you go with the laughing gas or you can try. Guess whose dads are. That's where something this whole gas game. So everybody here on. The show has ongoing homework. Homework is time to feel good one bruin to make sure you capture it a recording of it on your phone or some of the reporting the by senate to me and then i have a big old file folder here on the computer of everybody's submissions and we opened up the phones at eight seven. Seven forty four forty eight seven seven. Forty four woody and We're going to play that sound for you. We'll play the sample. And then you guys just have the gas whose gas it is. First person guessed the answer will be the winner your options what he gravy. Greg menace ciba's or fake news dot camera. So what he rabi greg medicine events or fake news dot all right. Let's play guests whose gaps. And we'll go to on here. Let's go to john on second. Got john in the wrong line. We go now. We got john. Hey john hello. John john getting ready to play around guest whose gas when you're ready say hit me. It may record quite a record records. No way maybe. I can hear one more time right time. Oh yeah six point. Three seconds thirty point lead one. Yeah all right so guess. Who's gassed. john. Your options are wooding. Maybe greg menace bass or fake news. Dot cameron gimme greg. Show me greg gory. Great to hold. I would've gone there gore but thank you john. Eight seven seven forty. Four what he. Let's go to austin. Hey good morning austin the morning morning all right. So when you're ready say hit me. Hit me greg. gory is off. The table is not greg but guess he's it is woody. Rayvey menace ciba's or fake news dot cameron her. I will go with woody. Show me what a that's to clean for what. A lot of people are guessing even before we started that it was going to be mind today. A set of been extra gase. That's a lot of the about been eating a lot of like black beans tolls lot of things like that are hey thank you for the call thank you let's go to ronnie. Hey good morning rodney. Rodney the phone's breaking up. Can you hear us here. We go guess who's gas when you're ready say hit me hit me. Here's the first time the nuances note. Subtle you'll see on that one show me ciba's that was a sea bass and when he sends it to me just had this subject lies said sunday morning. Oh i recall one specific medicine die sunday morning record in the office that desk. I never see us that microphone. Oh yeah no. that's just zoom calls. No but i do love a nice big weighted blanket which is great for the sticks. All the echoes is just great taste of the spring term holiday. Steve really wasn't that i was eating anything. It was just. It was the first of the morning waste. Because you're not thinking about this time. Do you love those weighted blankets so nice. Oh really well like seventy eight so hot now you gotta get the ones that have There there are like cooling cooling cover. Take him in the fraser's there's some the have almost like a velvety covered to them. Those are high. that's right. yeah will you cheap one. You got to go and get like the hundred bucks. Were not not. They're not cheap. You need two thousand dollars. Jared cooling you know or whatever on the outside that one actually does stay cool and i don. I only the sheets. No their comfort that helps to. Yeah just.
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"The first star emission disturbing members can be police officers. They came preschool employees and state employees. And what we do is we. We make sure that they have a retirement benefit at the time that they're ready to stop actively working in calpers over the last four years has been making very difficult decisions about the appropriate funding of these pension plans for the future. We'll trust i'm dan. Lewis can this is after the fact and that was marcy frost. She leads the california public employees retirement system. Calpers is the nation's largest public pension system with a global investment portfolio of around four hundred twenty billion dollars that's a figure larger than the gdp of countries like norway singapore and the difficult decisions. Marcie mentions affect the retirement benefits for nearly two million public employees retirees and their families is a challenge facing many states across the country as they look at the best ways to fund their public pension systems. And that's something. Greg menace works on at pugh helping states develop solutions to close the funding gap between what state pension plans odor their public employees. And the money. That's being put aside to pay that bill up. Hugh analysis in two thousand eighteen found that funding gap in the states totaled one point two four trillion dollars. That's with a t and that's the data point for our episode. It's a number. Experts see growing with the impact of the coronavirus pandemic amid those daunting numbers states like pennsylvania and california have discovered innovative ways to ensure pension systems. Keep their promises to retirees. Most people are familiar with 401k. Plans and over sixty million americans saved through retirement primarily through those kinda plans in the public sector. It's different where most of the state and local workers participate in what are called defined benefit plans by and large this distinction where in the public sector benefits are paid for through a fixed payment in retirement And the money is managed by the state and today there's about four trillion dollars in public assets. Invested in stocks bonds alternative investments is the main differences between that. Most people save for retirement. The all of us have to be concerned about our retirement. All of us need to plan ahead. Why should all of us care about the public. Employees pension system a well funded pension system in the public sector. can literally cost billions billions of dollars less every year from the state or local budget as compared to one. That's severely underfunded. The short answer is that in a well-funded system the state or local government is setting aside money each and every year while people are working to pay for their benefits when they retire and as it turns out by doing that it ends up that compounded investment earnings and up paying for the majority of the benefit. I'm in contrast they severely underfunded system. Where the money hasn't been set aside while people are in their working years. They lose out. On all kinds of compounded investment earnings and as a result the majority of the cost comes out of the state for state or local budget. I'm just to provide some examples. We look at pension. Plans in states. Like tennessee and south dakota and wisconsin all of which are close to being fully funded. It sounds like if states are planning their investments properly in a smart way. The earnings made by those investments can pay for the costs to maintain the fund. What happens with states. That aren't fully funded if you look at states like kentucky illinois new jersey all of which have less than fifty percent of the assets set aside that budgetary cost is closer to fifteen percent of revenue on average so that means no state somewhere between one and ten in one in five tax dollars going to pensions that adds up to about a ten billion dollars of additional cost across those three states alone. And so i think this is important from the public's perspective not only because of the impact that can have on state and local budgets and in turn the resources that are available for public services but also because having a well-funded system helps to prevent reductions in workforce or cuts in benefits that you need to attract skilled public workforce to be very specific. That means there's less money to buy police cars or paved roads or any other public service. That taxpayer dollars fund right. I mean and that's that's a big deal. I mean the government is always looking to contain costs whether it's healthcare or other issues this is. This is a big ticket item for a lot of states. That's absolutely right. And as i mentioned before. I think for a larger state and city the difference between having a well-funded system in an underfunded system comes out billions of dollars every year so everything from investments in education and infrastructure to healthcare ends up being strained in the budget each and every year it almost sounds like innovation is sort of old school ideas of like. Just you know figuring out what the bills are going to be a mixture. You got the money to pay for them you know. I think that that's right. And there are two ways in particular where i think innovation plays a role you to first off it has to do with how plans and pension systems planned for uncertainty and some of the states that i just mentioned tennessee. Wisconsin in south dakota very clear predefined rules about how to adjust cost if there's a downturn or investments underperform. This includes building margin of safety into assumptions essentially setting aside a rainy day fund within the pensions system and then also adjustments to worker benefits. That are clearly understood by everybody and so from that perspective i think innovation goes back to looking at the policies and practices that these states have been following for