18 Burst results for "Greg Garcia"

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:28 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Mike, it's these guys would different white. When when you you know when you around Burt Reynolds, that was something about him that we would tell them the story. I think here when we brought rental one, shoots them and if he wants the longest yard this one scene way, he tackles me and actually go down. Yeah, I remember coming down going, this guy could still fuck somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Don't get correct. He still has two good punches in. Yeah, like if you watched the longest yard now the original, they cut it out. Well, he slacks bench and the opening of the movie gets in a car. It's it's Saturday night, whatever by Leonard skidded he was truly a man of the seventy. Yeah. And those stars do not exist. No, the guy does the movies with whatever that is not the deadpool what all that Ryan Reynolds. That's not that's now on top of those guys wouldn't even they would get beat up. They would actually get beat up. Yeah, they were. It was a different type different time also get. It's funny when I told you that the one day Steve, he told me a story that Steve McQueen called what Clint Eastwood call. Burt Reynolds to get your motorcycle. That directed died. We're going to drive out the Vegas pissing his grave. 'cause they fired Clint Eastwood, Clint Eastwood goes. It doesn't really matter when you die. Piss on your fucking great. You. You know, all those type of it's different Hollywood. Yeah, it's time for in Hollywood. You know, when they booked magnificent seven, the star was you'll Brennan and all those guys got together that are in that movie and said, he's not gonna come from something some far in it is not gonna come here and steal a movie from us. So they fucked them at that Formosa cafe, George c. Scott McLean Charles bond to call him up on night and send them room service at the hotel. Night. It's a different type of fucking animal on our these fake. They gotta be buddy buddy. You got to be politically correct. You really can't say it's on the mind. So these guys don't. I would what's the other one. You went to see that pool, but the bug of those guys don't stars. What bug that was just just active anytime in. What we judge good acting today. Gets eaten alive, would I grew up on that scene that I showed you that's real acting? That was fucking great. That's really made me wanna watch. We said five hours four hours. Sergio into that. And once upon a time in America went with the with the when they played noodles. People the Jews over and then Maya Lansky that's a five hour. Fuck and moving. Once upon a time in America's four hours before you didn't tell those people to cut your movie down another day, cut it down. What get the fuck outta here before I smack you, you know, as a different savage, then you why they want Marlon Brando for the godfather after what he did to them on mutiny on the bounty. Yeah, they just sent Marlon Brando down in and he picks he's a, you commit you have a direct before no directed. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go fuck this Hawaiian next to twenty years, and that's that. Yeah, and they wouldn't. They like we gave you millions to shoot a fucking movie and you put a Hawaiian to shoot the movie and you go, fuck some other chicken Honey bought the island. They don't have that no more. They have to act it out to be that. Yeah, there's two, there's two. I think there's too much stuff to be that crazy. You know when it was like, you know, like not at lot of things. You can also hide it a little bit. Yeah, it's harder to hide crazy. Now it's really hard to add crazy because everybody's gonna fucking. Where are you? Gonna be crazy. Everybody's got a camera. Yeah, all the time. All the time way more. Yeah. Where are you going to be crazy. Those days along. Fuck. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I do know some people who have parties now who make you leave your phone on the door. That's how you know it's going to be a good part. They don't ask. People ask, you know, somebody has mainly my phone of fun. So yeah, go, fuck you. And your mother give giving you my fucking phone. Fuck you. Bounce abilities..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:32 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"And they asked me what my name wasn't ally completely. Like I would get out of the Congo rob, but I believe my license and everything in the car. I would never go in there what I d I could be whoever. All right. So good note. Yeah, yeah, that's actually a long time. Yeah, I never had even if I ninety by the way I knew workable. Jeez, yeah. Business with my name is no worry about. So we jail when they went under the impression I gave him, I told him I was somebody else. This is the funniest guestbook ever. I walk into the jail. I just been in there from month and a half, you know, and I had the place. I was running the Kool aid scam, so I walk into the county jail Joe way. Oh shit. It's party time. Now the card had I can't tell you the alias I use. Let's say I use the alias, Josh Wolff. The printer print card had Josh, both on it. Now it had Josh Wolff, Ron it, and the cop was still calling me Joey. So Joey, how you. Mike, when is this cop look up. Use a different day. Fuck fingerprinted me, which does no good because NCI see will give them the report few days, but it wasn't now. Yeah, like now fingerprint, you intact to seconds. They know in those days Addison that off and depending on what crime you did, it could take thirty days. Yeah. So another forget I gave the fingerprints and put me in the sound. I had to get out. You got to produce an idea. I, I lost my name. I dig somebody has to come in here and say who you are. So I called my girlfriend at the time, Mike, hey, it's Josh Wolff. She said, when he talking Josh Wolff, Boma county jail, but I wouldn't even let us say, Joey, what are you? Josh? Well, I took out a date a couple of nights ago. Your Boulder County jail. Come down here and identify me get at and she came down. They bought the whole story and they let me out his Josh Wolff and meet being the loyal guy that I am. I went to court because Josh Wolff, who's it different than mine. Dame I gave a deer, I grew up with them, so I went to court, did volunteer work, paid the fine as somebody. I went on probation for six months and somebody else I go back home and I bump into him, and we're talking that when any goes that I tell you somebody used money. Oh, man. That is volunteer service. The volunteer I did was working at the age unit. For some reason I go, I want to do at the age unit and they made me go to the age union time downtown painted. But because at that time, gay guys will get with aides were so getting ridiculed, seven. Yeah, people still throwing bottles Adams shit. There was a cop there. This is funny, this is how life works. We haven't a conversation last night about God tonight's ago or something. And I said that I don't believe there is a God, but the situations that lead you places where you gotta think back go, that might not be God, but this something. So I would go to paint the wall. It was a cop there with a hosta first couple days. He treated me like a criminal that I was. But after that he started talking and he noticed I had a heart and he had a heart. And when I finished painting after the sixty hours community service guy turned to me when he goes, you have a problem in this town, you call me. He goes, I know you made a mistake and he gave me his card. And I kept in touch with, you know, me relentless. I would call them once a week and say what's up. Everything's good. So when I went through my divorce, I started calling my, she's not give me the kid and he conned me down and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Bob. And one day I had to families and my ex wife's boyfriend call me a spic and I go, I can go to jail or let this guy keep calling me a spec. I, you know what? I'm gonna go to jail. Have my friends, send me a fax machine, and I write jokes, Jay Leno. This is where my head was eighteen ninety five..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:23 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Your know how crazy is funny that was just a serial shoplifter that would even walk out of the store and you were magician at seven left. I would come to Josh's. What are you doing? He's like, I'm going on which chicks we're gonna get a neighbouring. What do I need a hundred? I'll be backing out and I would shoot to the mall in Bulga and it was all there was a made. The NF made the end that real on blankets. And then something happened that really fucking. I started making big money express machines. Once the Expresso machine came out with the combination cappuccino. Yeah, they will four hundred. I was doing two three a day, and you just walk right and grabbing ride to the register. So today I would go to extension, we city Wednesday, I would go to Woodland Hills. Thursday would even like I would even get fucking crazy. Let's go to San Diego. We stay the way back. Get a hotel room like I would just go anywhere they had. Now you need to roll of those stickers hit you with. When you came in, you'd be walking around with one. Around me. Oh, good. I never forget one damaged. Seventeen hundred bucks got so high on weed and I walked into comedy works. This is while I was a comic in the beginning, but not getting spots. Eight. The see somebody that never forget. I was so high that took the money out and put on the cannon paid the guy, and I sat down. I left seventeen allow is on the counter and I came back. I let my money then like, no, you that might you mother fuckers Robbie, but it was like nothing. I'm like, go get another seventeen. The next thing. So for coffee machine, it was crazy. Got to the point where I would get coked up at night and I was making notes. I was gonna contact all these companies and explain to them. I do security for them like on six. I wanted to be on sixty minutes. They would jail, but that's the thing I would have broken their system. Everybody wants to know how you break this system. If I come to you and say, Josh Wolff, come in peace. Yeah, I robbed eleven million dollars from you last year. You know, you didn't let me give you the proof. And I say, this is how I robbed, and this is how other people robbing. You're going to be interested when I got to say. They call it. No, no, you're not gonna stop. I'm good though. You need. For one thing isn't everyone of the companies you stole from now bankrupt and gone. Yeah. See is the only one. That was on bail for kidnapping see is put this. Right by the door. Yeah. When I was a kid, there was a c- as north Burgum it was also see is rich, rob park, and they had cost stereos. They will put by the door if there was one hundred car stereos, I sweat on my mother's grave. I still nine the eighty. Walked out of the cost area. So I'm on on on bail for kidnapping and the hottest is that Bruce Springsteen for CD kit with him at the tall. Yeah, eighty seven maybe eighty. I don't know what you don't even know dog. I was still knows every four ninety five, but the CD store in town will give me twenty five dollars. I was going. I'm out on kidnapping bail for kidnapping, and I'm going into every day putting stocking all CD's together. And at one point I would just pick up a stack ac- these on walkout came us see his and go to my car and go up on the hill and sell the funk in CDs. Get a hundred and fifty for being those days. One day fucking I sent it up and I'm walking out of there and I hear, hey, you stop this skinny black security guard and they got a cart and I start running. I'm throwing these at the guy. He's a cart. And those days I could run, I was still heavy. I had to be twenty seven twenty eight. I'm on bail and I'm dodging dog. I'm dodging. I'm talking jumping over trees on my own. Throw another seat, the atoms ship by must. I must have had twenty CDs. Yeah, so they got me finally a cop car full over and I'm like, I'm fucked..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:44 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Yes, yeah, I don't even think it's like a really a spoiler to say what you're doing. No, nobody. All right. I won't say. All right. Okay. All right. Out of my work. Yeah. You should be proud of your work. How many, how many? I don't know. We just laughed three more than I wanted. Oh my God. We had a blast. I just laugh. I love. I did a movie with did an all-star movie about that. Howard Hughes guy. For is what had like our wall when everyone else did it. And I gotta tell you something that was the most uncomfortable set really just tense. It was just too much too much like once you have too many stars in the movie seem at the end of the movie is with this line. What was your first one baseball. Yeah, I remember when you book that I had no idea what I was doing. Yeah. I remember when you book that they were so big at the time they were just blown off when you also Alec Baldwin. Yeah, it's just looking high db, Joe dias. They didn't yet for me. When you book that first movie where you did you have time to enjoy it and be excited about it, or did you get nervous right away. See, I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah. You have no idea not to know what you're doing. Yeah. So was it insulating Zayed's first thing I booked wasn't industrial booked of movie in Colorado. That's still floating around that one when award. I hit a throw during the trunk of a car. I was based off me girl, knew me a father knew me. That's funny. So she did you get a copy of it? No. Your house in fifteen o two thousand sixteen fly away something. And. I went to. I told these guys, I came to shoot of CBS pilot that started with. Six pages of dialogue. And every time I go to rehearse, I would lose nother page. Until I shot the pilot. I was basically a deaf mute. 'cause I know idea what I was doing. Yeah, there was no formal acting. There was no just thrown right into the fire. I took whatever in high school, improv my freshman year. That's it. I didn't know nothing and then I didn't know about. I think classes, two hundred a month. I'm snorting coke. I got no time for that two hundred a month, and then I booked baseball. Remember what to NYPD blue for a guest star addition as coke deal in nine pages. And I remember they stopped me after three of their like that. Great. Thank you for coming. Yeah, but it was a Bochco building. So all it's a mile walk in those days those days, if you read NYPD blue gotta, read the boshko building all the way they must hate it. Stephen Bochco. Look up Alec Baldwin, I it's on your thing. I look ballot Baldwin. Okay. And look what movies he did in two thousand sixteen whatever you had to be that movies. We were all really excited when it was fifty, five hundred a week in, but they were because they were that was right around also right after that fucking VHS with Santa fighting Jesus. Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Is there VHS and then south park was like crushing it and they came in with that movie and we were on like he's w star NYPD blue. And as I was walking down the hallway as soon as the end, Libby Goldstein opened the door. And it was such a coincidence that I had a shirt. Parents can wait which string with strings on it. She goes, are you here for the audition. Yeah. That she gave me something because you got two minutes. I read it and I went back and read it, and I think that was living in what's now the people come from other countries, hostile, hostile, it used to be six dollar hotel on Schrader. Yeah. In the middle. I was staying then. The phone call from rocky. Like is there anybody in the building name d. as joke d. as I had to run down for the payphone and it was my manager and he's like, hey, man, you booked. Baseball..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:20 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Thank you for doing handwritten. That's the world. It's great sixty nine. Four sixty nine a day. I played a bookie and I cried every time I looked at and he finally came to me goes, why are you crime? Did you have a death? And I now you were the first guy saw when I came from Cuban TV Kitsap crimes, like really crazy. Craig speaks banned by watching really English, and he just became his son will work, and it's those little things. Even when you work for Adam a year later, he sends you like a blanket. I still got my longest year blanket, fuck, yeah, I take it to the beach all the time. I gotta guestbook tell for you here a little blanket. Yeah, yeah, giving my last night, it's crazy. How. Distinct came on called the one hundred dollar day movie, and people really took advantage of that and I'll never forget one night doing a pilot for after. A pilot Rafter was one hundred dollars day. I had two scenes, but I told him I'll do it, but I want cash because my drug dealer, what time is my call and what time of my getting that because my drug people closes. I have my money. I'll never forget going up there the first night. And they had nothing. It had nothing. What do you mean they had nothing apple. Okay. Does granola bars next night? I want Taj Mahal because the after guy was there. Told the guy go big difference tonight. He goes, what are you talking about? I go last night. This is a pizza shop pizza, and he he gave us car and he goes now on, you want any set and they're missing. I can. I started talking to the guy thinking he was Joe schmo. Yeah, tickle Kalaikan only goes here. Take my car. I work for after next time you want to send. There's no food call me FOX immediately. So I became the guy Whitey Bulger of service. Listen dog. This movie that the director just recently passed away. Good guy Oxy's got him whatever. Got them good, but I'll never forget. Like they told me when I got the movie that was over twenty one days straight. I'm cool with that. You know, and the first day, like, you know, you pay for your own once you got to go off the set and had just done Spiderman to where they give you lunch, but they gave you twenty five day and they really did give you lunch. Yeah, they really did give you an after the second Dag-o. Can I ask you that? And there was nothing guys quite like it started shooting on Thursday, Thursday and Friday sent this out direct and I go, you really want us driving around if you only have twenty one days to shoot this, and he goes, well, that's the budget that we had. So then we had to work Saturday and Sunday I came in Brown elimidate is on, I'm shooting some on the Sunday. I'm taking a man or woman away from our families. Sunday. I'm gonna make little special. Yeah, I'm gonna make it a little special when I usually do plus some, you know what I'm saying? And I'm gonna make it a short day. I'm gonna make this like three take a scene day. But yeah, it's Sunday while we fucking around on going there at this time I was married, quiet on sense. I was a comic and I didn't like how comics act on sets. They would try to steal the show to shut my mouth that there was no trailers. It was. And that names in this movie at the time. But the main guy being the father in the fighter, that's how I met him. Okay. He lives right around the corner, the father in the firing. Now he's on the fucking Broadway doing a play with. I just bumped into many got back from New York. He was in the movie and remember going, no disrespect. I've seen you on the show Dennis Leary what's going on here and he was from the Bronx and he fueled my anger. He was like, I know they don't have no fucking food. I've been in this business for twenty years. Nobody's ever sent me after lunch..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:20 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"He was there was a script promised, and he was like, don't worry, I'll bring. It'll be good. I'll get a good, good, good, good, good. I think maybe a day before the meeting we're going in, he sends everybody script and I get the script for the first time because I'm sitting around, I think I'm waiting for notes. I'm just like, all right. I gave my script to this dude. I'm still show to. He'll give me notes soon. I guess he's taking too long to write it and or read it. And then on my doorstep, there's a script and it says written by him and then me underneath them and Mike and I'm looking through it and I'm like, this is the anything that I wrote in and it went to everybody network. Everybody it was okay. We walk into the meeting the next day. Now I will tell you this. So Danny told me that Greg script was not that good. And I knew that Danny script was completely different than Greg's. So do you know what I mean? I was like, well, maybe the one that I think is good is bad, and the one that I think is bad is good because they are completely different. If you know what I mean, we walk into the meeting, the guy, the network guys standing. He holds the script above the table to me and Danny and my manager, I think, drops it for a fact, bam and just looks. Denning goes, I don't fucking get it at all. Which part he was like the whole thing. He was like, what happened to that other script. His. And it was a fucking scramble. It was a scam, but I was sitting there watching what I thought was because of how excited the network was. And this fucking guy watching what I thought was this is a shot to as the script was dropping that was mimicking my career just. Why don't fuck and get it at all. I was like, oh my God, and that was it's crazy. I didn't know that part of it, but it was, yeah, yeah, crazy fucking business, but I didn't know you got the script. I got it on my doorstep. I think they just maybe accidentally sent it to me or maybe he was trying to go. And he was like, you wanna read a real script. Yeah, and I call I call the network. I just pick the phone call the number. I just got a script. I don't. I didn't write it. So just so you know, I. I don't know what to tell you a, Where'd you go after you wrote that script? Well, that was a funny thing. 'cause that guy to while we were working on Joshua's show one point I had to pilots going on and Josh's and another one, and he said to me, oh, you got another pilot. Danny Jacobson Senate said, yeah, and he goes, it'll never go. All right. Well, that was yes, do six years. So that's what I did right after the Josh thing I did yesterday for sixty. Who was your boss? Danny? No, no, it was just me me and I co created it with a guy named Alan Kirschenbaum. So it was just the two of us created the show together. So what you said daddy Jacobson. Well, he was before this when I was working with Josh, he told me that the yes, dairy said it'll never get on. He just like in the middle just for no reason. He just that's shows what did he had done? What any mad about you Roseanne that both of those? Yeah, that's why he was so hot and and he was for the story that I was telling. Roseanne was the right tone that we were kind of going for..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:39 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"And we walked out and we yell at two guys get into a fight like these guys will establish those, hey, fuck you, fuck you. And they kept fighting and like the guy would stop and look at us like I'm coming. It was crazy. It was. It was. One of the best times of my wife. Well, the best along guys up there. He was up there way longer than I was ninety three to ninety seven for me. No, no. No. Ninety four tonight. Seven. I walked in ninety five and I made it to ninety seven. Okay. Yeah, the seven. I got arrested six times two years. No way. Jacob was born. Ninety seven. I made it to the end of ninety six because I came in January ninety seven. Yeah. Jacob was born after that. Fucking crazy. Yes. What year did we meet. Ninety nine ninety nine. You know, it's funny is I I the verse TV deal that I got off of that one man show thing. He was the writer for it and he he but he was being he was being overseas. Some guy was supervised supervising a guy named Danny Jacobson was supervisor, so I but you know, I I say that I tell you, I save that script that you wrote and I read it the other day and I was like, this is still fucking funnier than anything ever written a tire life like that. Dude, it it's still really funny. We had fun. That would. Yeah. But day Jacobson was bananas. Now he was nuts. We, they joy the head. This guy like I hadn't really done that much. And so they're like, this guy's gonna oversee you, whatever. But the guy was he can nuts and he didn't. He didn't know what he was doing ego. Oh. I remember he was somewhere one night and I knew he was connected to Josh, and I thought to myself, Josh might have a problem with this guy and I didn't meet him. I didn't shake his hand some just that's Danny Jacobson. I might tell you ego, is he still around. I think he did something recently, but I don't know tabs. I'm gonna tell you something I don't think I've ever told you might make you feel. Yeah. So he handed the group that his script it was way better than I think Danny wanted your script to be. This is me just guests, and after he read the script which we everybody on the team was like, this is a group fuck script Danny call and said, we donate Greg, any more. That's basically how that went. And so we don't need Greg any more. And I was like, we do actually kind of negro league. This script is really good, and he was like, yeah, he convinced me. He was like nine and I was like, I think it is. Everybody thinks is really good. He's like, I'm gonna write a better script. He went over his resume a couple times which was at the time. Yeah, good. Yeah. Yeah. So every day we go to his house, I'm by the way. He was the first do that. I ever thought I can't believe how much we this. Smoked. He had a drawer full of joints and a drawer full of just money. He had to do that. He came that came over to type force that he called Claquin, but he didn't tell me is real name. He was like, he's the typewriter guys. He he's, he's names Claquin. We never put a word to paper. We were there for three hours. He had huge screen TV. He loved the honeymooners. We watched a lot of Honey Motors, so a lot of weed, you know, nothing he was like, and he was like, no, not for for the meeting with a network where you're at..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

05:07 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"The whole look at yourself in the mirror and remember just having cotton take the cotton off and seeing patch my face, missing going, Jesus Christ, and that fainting, you know, crying, yeah, I was scared. I didn't know, but then I wanna rampage getting bit by dogs because of the fear. Yeah, you can't have fear around dogs. I would see dog get fearful. They would bite me, so I went on. I got bit like four times after that. Lou. We getting bitten by dogs too. You have to what's that fake it to you make type of attitude, and you really have to believe in your heart that you're not scared of dogs in the morning. I stopped getting bit, but I had such fear that they would. They would leave like a dog would see me two blocks away and attack me because that's how much my feel was towards. Then one day I had let the field goal from inside Mike actually feels like not to be scared and they never messed me again. Crazy. One time I was doing a burglary. All week, and then I, the burglary turn that fucking. Give them feed them, go up dog, a wop bites. They love it. They'd spit on main. Solid. Did you show with a whopper the day of the burglar? No, see that's what I mean the bond, but how do you not show up with the water? That's the most. That time we built the bomb payroll apparently not made a very good point. Yeah. Bring the Walker day. You got to the fucking walk. That's my. That's my slogan for life. You gotta bring the offer every day. That's what I say to myself every day. To walk every day starts different states. They got him for rape for them, the agony rates. Even I was looking for. That's that's how you get rid some body. This looking for. No, they just. I haven't seen one in a while picture of them at a supermarket reading? No, no. They just took a picture of them at a supermarket reading. One of the fucking MAGS, catching up reading, one of the megs. One of the Gaza makes I these looking at the stock one hundred. He's such a fucking liar. Asshole. Why is he saying that? He ain't gonna face. He something because he's I believe he's getting accused by twenty five women, I believe, twenty five women. It's a, it's a high twenty. Two other women are just jumping on the bandwagon or something. I, you know what I want to I, we I wouldn't be surprised if you gave me a super high number of actual cases. I would not be surprised if you think about all the access he had to these girls on a daily basis on a daily basis. He had access to these women and women who aren't even famous now who we don't know about who aren't for sure coming forward because people are going to be like, you know, they're gonna be dragged through so much shit. So man, I, I, I saw video video of him where some woman was pitching them some idea or something, and she had a her camera on her laptop and she's just sitting there very businesslike and she's showing them what we could do this and we could. Your thing here in this movie here, and he's just staring at her the whole time. And then he says, we'll do that so, so you're gonna be. You're going to be nice to me and it's like within like a minute to sitting down so much access. If you gave me if you said number actually is in the triple digits, that'd be like he was in this business twenty years. Yeah. I fucking believe that you take the ten times a day three people. Seven. Throw rocket. Here's what you're taking. Three, three. So what you're saying, odds are you're dick sucked in your like in major league baseball. Those are about the same odds, four out of five. Three. Some with that times ten guarantee you. If you could make it the seven without the cops. You should get through. Just came into route. Again. This car Levin pop up in Culver city. You know, if you can make it the ten spots of one day, that would be one..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:52 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"It wasn't lost. Don't be owner gave it to you. I read it from the Iran thing, two bedroom apartment. Yeah, out to a house and they had outdoor cat. Friends cat. How would come home from any doing comedy and go. The cat would come out of fucking Bush and bring me a mouse a fucking rat. Cool. The cat was tough. Now, my brother found Adam, he loves cats. He found out their cat, and he said that that cat, first of all. Just goes through the screen. Like if you the screens over, she just cuts hole in the screen comes in, but with like outdoor animals, what kills them in, eats them next to my brother like like she's proud to the table yet? No, when my brother sleeping, he'll wake up because he, here's the cat eating dead and with the presence. Yeah, bring so loyal that bring you that fucking crazy. When you live with a cat, you live with a fucking killer. A killer? Yeah. After midnight, once darkness sets in when you're around the couple of cats, you could feel it. They have a certain energy at night. It's very tough to describe living with cats and dogs too, and I love them both. Yeah. If it was up to me, I have twenty reach. Do you remember? I used to have this huge same God show, but he looked like Beethoven on the kids and everybody thought he's friendly. But he had been hit by a van in the head when he was. Like a puppy and it turned him super main. So you member people used to run up to this one hundred forty pound dog like, hey, Beethoven. And I was going on on a slow, slow down, slow down. He came so close to Biden off so many little kids faces. It was fucking crazy. He had a dent in his head. So whatever side of the head that he had hit on changed his like emotions entirely, how you deal with that on it. It was fucking he almost bit off my cousin Scott's nuts in my apartment. He aided him and I could tell you hated him. But because I was in the apartment, he wouldn't do anything, but I could tell he was he put his head down and just kind of, oh, I wanna bite, fuck out of you. And we were moving me out of that apartment and Scott. And I were in the apartment together and I bought the, you know, walk out and I was like, hey, I'm gonna. Go get the elevator. And as I turned the corner out of the front door thought that's a bad idea in as I was turning back in, his name was bud but was lunging for Scott's nuts. On the nut lunging. It was. He was like a, it was hard. It was hard. Bit by dog a little bit on the nothing crazy. My sister has this little dog and I went home and she said, yeah, come on over and just, you know, when the dog sees a little hyper, whatever, but you know, just ignore it. All right. So I walk in and dogs, bark and all around and I just ignored it. I wouldn't sat on the couch and the thank him sat on the couch next to me just kinda stared at me for a second and and I was like, hey, buddy, you know, and okay. And then I slowly started to get up and it bit the inside of my thoughts and latched on. So if I pulled my leg up and it was hanging for a second, and it was a was rough. Enough to protect show that shit. I don't think I do. I think one I think I'd had I'm really careful with mercy and dogs. Yeah, I was traumatized, young. I got bitten the face by a German shepherd. Oh, the Bronx I stem. They kept telling me not to look in the mirror..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:05 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"I don't. I don't want it around here. I'll ride it. I don't wanna ride it and I said art either. So I actually got to get in touch with Jason. 'cause I'm just gonna see Jason once that thing because he likes motorcycles, I don't know what the hell I'd do with it. It have to be a piece of art just sitting in a room somewhere. So I'm gonna hopefully get in touch with him soon. And hopefully he takes his thing. My aunt's, he'll Greg, your breath of fresh fresh air. It really is on and always the work for you just to be around you because Hollywood such a sack shit. It's. Rough, and I knew really only guys that's like the anti Hollywood and you're really good at what you do. Thanks. We had fun. We had fun on those episodes. I wanna talk about. Right. Wanna talk about. Yes. Yeah. Oh my God. I haven't told anybody. Yeah, it was fun. You know, I signed like a confidential, highly agreement with myself. I love it because I can't wait for people that, yeah, we'll bring you back before. How yearly anti I went to. I did a couple of episodes of 'em buying up here, people nice, great time, but I went to a party and that was a mistake, Greg. I don't do good at those. I hate those things and the other day, like I hate those things. I, I have a lot of problems. I can't sit in a room with no. When those. That's what happened to be us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what happened. I wanted to apologize to you the my behavior. You don't have to worry about it. I go give blood if I give blood d- room with no windows, I pass out. Yeah. If I if there's a window I could, I don't getting Zaidi at the comedy store. Meigs I walk up those stairs to the ritual. It's definitely the fi psych get hung. Yeah, but as little as I know it is path outside. I'm okay. I never be one of those kids in that tight cave that little. Yeah, dirty coats trying to take him. Fuck him in the ass because that's what he did. Why take a bunch of Chinese kids deep, deep, deep into a cave. He was gonna flop him and kill him. Don't tell me, I know criminal. I say one that guy's got a lot of explaining to do that little thirty Filipino whatever funky was tied, whatever he was people filthy fucking animals. Don't you go to Thailand the fuck little boys and shit. I think that's. They do have a reputation. He was like the leader. He was like the fucking San, oh my God, the Philippines or tie. I'm sorry, Filipino people. You know, I love you Catholics, everyone was talent for that doing that. What do you do in a fucking Cable's? I thought people in the as leaving for that. I think that's it. I don't think he going to. See he was planning on fucking. I'm on the ask keeping. I know people think I'm getting case closed fucking Swamy, but I ain't no fucking fag. I know exactly how the fucking book. I love you. Thank you. Thank you for all the shows and thank you for everything. Thank you, man. Always a blast to talk to you anti Hollywood, but I want you to think about that. So I drive home. Why else would that coach take those kids into that fucking cave? He wasn't planning on fucking them and kill them. All right. The last guy I think people in a cave was fucking the iceman iceman that killed a bunch of people for the mafia. No, he took him in a cave. He had a cave in Pennsylvania, and he would take in the cave film it and let the rats get to you cut. You let the rat either you and then film. And then when you, like, let's say he tells a particular story about a guy that his daughter got raped by some. He told two stories where somebody's daughter got raped and he went and took the one guy fed them to rats. The other guy, he posted to a tree and Florida and sliced his skin off with a razor blades ruling till the water, rub them down with kosher salt, nice and Julie, through of until the when he saw the sharks, you guys own skin to lure the sharks, you gotta read the book. Lori. So he would slice inches off his belly and throw it into the water to feed the sharks came..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:00 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"And so he he drove it to set and he signed it by the stick shift and he signs to Greg, you're the real bandit, Burt Reynolds, right? So I, I've had that for fifteen years sitting in my garage. It's all careful. Took it to work about a month ago. Guy said, hey, man, I'm gonna get this detail for you. Take care of the whole thing. I said, look, look, look, look, look, look, that's a signature from Burt Reynolds, tell the guy, don't touch that. He goes, Nah, I got it. I got, I got, I got it back at the end of the day, it's barely there guy just scrubbed and looked like he scrubbed and scrub scrub and try to get it off. And so I'm I'm pissed right? And I never get mad and I'm just like pissed because I've taken care of this thing for fifteen years. I go to the guy, go man, what the hell with what's going on. He goes, I talked to the guy. He said he just put a towel over any never touched it. And now even more mad because I'm like, all right, look, look, come on. I can't. So I said that guy has to show up tomorrow morning. I gotta talk to him. So he comes in and I said, hey, man, come on was what's the deal. We put a towel on it and he goes, he hung his head and he goes, look, man, a messed up. I was on the outside at another guy on the inside. Look, Dan. He was doing it forgot to tell them, I screw. It up. And then I was like, all right, then I was like, fine. Like I wasn't mad anymore because I was like, that's all that's fine people. I fucked up people. Fuck up. What are you gonna do. I mean, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not going to, you know, but now at least I can sleep at night. I couldn't sleep towel. Someone put a towel on it. I was gonna, say, domain look mold on my back. Can I can? I cannot bar your magic president. That's that I'll go. All right. Well, I found out he's going to be. I'm gonna. I'm gonna track him down because he's going to be in town doing Tarantino movie, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and stuff Birt's going to be in that. So I might have to track them down, give them to sign it again. I, he was willing guy that I expected some completely different and I got something completely different. Yeah, I, he was dynamite. Yeah, I expected just to not talk to him or whatever. At the table read, he came right over started talk, and I was like, okay. And then in the mornings, I, you know, I'm I'm going. an old I liked to get up early. He said, oh, man, yeah. So he'd see walk over to me and we talk time-to-time, I'd be smoking joining goes, what are you doing? Nothing. He would smell it and he goes, I haven't smoked that shit us just put it up. He would. Then he would walk away. Yeah. If you was just he was great onset. He just sit there and tell story after story story dog. Yeah, that's that's the one man show I have is one bench. Oh, by the way I'm gonna give you. Okay. I have one man show I ever given the show tiny body. He gave it to me as a present. All right, and it didn't do it down in Florida. He Vegas. Okay. Fucking clam about him and meeting Jack Dempsey and just hours, but him going to audition, what's the guy that he went to dishes? We're trying to figure that one that what's his name was on here an active okay that he went to on dishing for because I had all right. The guy that was in the hook in that movie showed up with a gun pulled the gun on Kazan like he just has hours. Yeah, that when he got a call from Clint Eastwood one day or Steve McQueen said. Picking up going to Vegas Vegas for? Because when we started the director that fires, he died now he's told Muslim. Great. Let's go piss fighting Dan, that the thing that nobody ever any brought down deluise. Yeah, the longest shot and that was like for Gallic me, bro. That's like watching Lucy. And does you know they were old and they started tone story..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

02:41 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Improv bitches Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm going up against Rogan on Friday, so I won't see nobody there, but I'll see you mother fuckers, Thursday and Saturday. And then at the end of the month, I'm in Huntsville, Alabama, and one. And then I go fuck at Nashville for four shows. So being the area stopping and say, Hello, you know, funny, I was at the pitch, meaning people always, you know, this is a cross between masters of the universe and the sopranos people sitting there going. Nobody ever says this is show about this fucking raising hope. This show. This, my name is. Oh, because nobody does what you do pro. Yeah, those shows both had and they both had pretty specific, you know, one guy what was one one guy got a serial serial killer pregnant and took her and took the baby. And then yeah, the other guy, the list and everything. Those are pretty specific pretty specific stories. My name is Roe caught me when you had yet, but so leg was on. That's. Aw, that was then you had Joshua was hilarious, running yellow shirt on his shit running around in that field. This motherfuckers crazy. But just I, I was telling me I only I can't find my name is Earl Hulu. Because it was on. To watch the ice to download them back. They won't let you down because they're NBC. Yeah. So I would have to fuck in watch him in hotel rooms. And after you came on last time I go. Let me watch this beginning. First of all, the people you got on that show, we got some good. We got some good guests by God, the Mathu just he was great. He's, oh, yeah, he's great. He's great. And I always had a crush on Jaime Pressley if you don't have Jan Pronk cry, Jamie press what's wrong with you who's actually I haven't seen you see fights. She right. With Joe buck and yelling, I'd be sitting ten free from, I go look at us. She's a bucket. I love those things. Yeah, night seeing the one. Nine. I'm thinking this might take shoes off going the gun. She was into it. Yeah, she was. Then she got pregnant, yes, here anymore. She got pregnant, and then she just had twins. She had more kids. She's on that show mom CBS. She's on there. I know we talked about last time, but we had Burt Reynolds on. My name is Earl, and when he was there, he signed. I have a smoke in the band of transam, you know, black with the gold eagle, you have the car and not. No, no, no. I have one of them. I have a car like that. Okay. You know when I was eight years old, I saw that car and I said, I'm getting that car one day. So I have one like that. Not one that was in a movie, but one exactly like it..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

02:37 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"And I said to my mother, I was saying that to her and I was like, in Levin, she goes, that's because as because you, that's because they have money. And I said, I don't know about that people, you know, get divorced. She goes, no, it's because they can afford. She goes, you think I would have stayed with your father. We could have afforded to house. She goes, you think for a second of, I thought I get my own house, I would have been thought, yeah, yeah, right. I could see that I could see that, but it also reminds me of something somebody said once Lassus old couple, they said, how did you stay married? What was your secret? How'd you stay married for fifty years? And he said, we didn't get divorced as much. We kept fighting, but you know, we just stayed. I mean that have good bad days when my wife. Yeah, but I couldn't imagine a life without my wife at this. Oh, no, no, absolutely. Issue Gallic you that worked fourteen hour days and she covered the spread. Oh, most wives are like, oh, no, no done any of that, you know, you end up, you know, she's got a carry the load for all that stuff. And I think you're also in the thick of it with a with a with a kindergartener. I mean, we've the most we ever fought was when the kids were little when we're stressing about the kid and and we're arguing over what's the best way to deal with the kid and whatever. And then I notice as you know, as the kids got older and we stayed married longer, you kind of mellow mellow out with that stuff. And it gets to the point now where like if somebody raises their voice or starts to get mad, it's almost like the other person's like, oh shit, this is that important, you know? No, no, that's good. You got your way. We don't need to fight. I grew up in a house, bro. Whatever's yell and scream drove me crazy. I hate walking into a house whether she owns reminds me of miles on. I hate that shit. I always swore, you know, thinking over the years, I don't like drama have. I'll be wanna see a fucking be abolished in my house. Like I like coasters shit. Those fucking. Uh-huh. I always think that your house should be your sanctuary. You know, I go home for peace when I was married the year before I got separated. I would go home to hate myself. Like we really it was a, it was a. It was a home without heart. Have you ever lived at home without art? I have been lucky not to, but I can imagine it sucks. I looked into homes hearts before my mother died. The home then have a heart. She was like two people live together. Yeah. Then when I got sick, she became mom against, but it was too. She died two months later. And then when I got married, I lived at home. The last year was a fucking horror show..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

04:07 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"That's pretty much it. When you fuck and you talk and you communicate when I failed that divorce. I don't know if it was my Catholicism on me being me, it really got to me that fail that something so simple with a human being. That's eight. Listen, you fail at fuck rock climbing. That's one thing. Yeah, you you come and take a bronze skiing in the Olympics. That's another thing us failing as he would beings. That's absurd to me. But you also have the added, you know, stuff of you're talking about having to deal with another person. You know, I mean, you rock climbing. There's just a rock. You know, you gotta to fail at a marriage. You know, it is a two way street. I mean, there's a lot going on. I wouldn't beat yourself up too much about that. There is Greg, because no matter what happens drought, the arguing or whatever. There's got to be a point. Bef- before you. Go to court, but I could turn it. You go. Great. Can I talk concern? Yeah, seven years here. Three, we dated before. That's ten. We need this. Yeah, you figure it out then really all this. What the fuck you. You drop the half a mill that you didn't have. I dropped two hundred grand. I didn't have plus another hundred and credit cards I didn't have for what? What did we both fucking? We lost eight hundred thousand dollars when that friends, no more. She doesn't have a dad. She has a step that the great job. I can't take nothing away from, but that always comes back by the, yeah, but everybody wants to win its about ego to buy ego. So I put it in simplest terms as I can't ready. She got a life and I got a lot. I got the become Mike comic and she got to get away from me and raise her dog away. She wanted just like man on fire a life real life. Yeah, that's it. It's man on vine a life for life. This times I said, hang teases. Christ's, you know, she was dead tonight. I robbed those dudes with the mind milimeter she can go hundred talk show today and tell three hours stories, but I got store. Yeah, you stories too. I got, and you got more places to tell them. So yeah, and I've told half of and I got a four Jewish story that that should don't go away. Yeah, I got a forgery story that I could get father's behind me a support in exam like fathers groups. This is groups that I just had too much pride to contact them at one point that you contact him, they groups, they tighten these all. I have a friend. I can't. I grew up with him. Another guy. I know from the fifth grade, he married a chick that file father had so much money danger. She can't thicket. The white change on the back chains and they, he hasn't seen his kids since she was three vanished that. Went to court, beat them in court for so custody, he got visitation. She turned it around. She turned a rehab stint around for pain medication. He had broken like a leg got hooked on pain medication, like in two thousand one, and she turned it into this fucking I know this guy, this guy at the same job all his life. He was duddy dudes. I grew up with him. He's never no contact. No, nothing. Yeah, I, I definitely if I would've married any number of girls that I'd dated instead of my wife. I don't think, you know, wouldn't it lasted? You know, at the luck there too, you know, finding the right person, but you know, growing up, there wasn't a lot of divorce growing up where no. And then I moved out here. I moved to my neighborhood price sixteen years ago, and I met about say, I'm met like ten to twelve couples. Eleven of them divorced at this point, and it's crazy crazy to me..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:42 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"What is this? I got a little nervous and I, I decided I'm gonna go the doctor. I'm gonna go to the doctor and these. Guys drove me there and then it wasn't till I got back because the doctor's like, would you do and I got, I don't know. I drink a lot of vodka yesterday. He goes, we'll take these pills. You'll be fine. And I came back to the dorm and that's when somebody told me, hey, those dues put acid any beer. And then I just was up all night and just finally fell asleep at about six in the morning, woke up around ten AM went down to grab the empty bottle of vodka from two nights before knocked on their door. One guys laying in bed. The other one is standing at the door. I said, did you fuck him? Put acid berry goes, yeah, man, he goes, we thought you thought it would cool. You thought we'd be and I hit him with the bottle and gave him about eight stitches in his chin blood started jumping out of his, you know, and they're all bigger than me. And then the guy in bed started get up and I told him to stay in the bed. So he did and then didn't. They came back to school and I was pissed off let them obviously because you know what the hell and and they didn't get in any trouble in the school. They ended up turning themselves in because they thought. I was going to turn them in that turn crazy. And then the funny part, the ending of this was I decided, you know what? I'm going to sue these dues because they're, they're being assholes. They're there flaunting in a little bit of still pissed off that they did it and I'm, I'm eighteen years old and I'm thinking, you know, I wouldn't do that today, but I'm like, I am eighteen. I'm gonna do this. I sue them. I ended up suing them for six million dollars. Now these guys don't have. I hit him with a lawsuit for six million dollars. They don't have any money. And my lawyer is my soccer coach when I was a little kid, right? So we're talking about, we're gonna go to court with them and everything, and this was all happening over the summer and and a day before court. My soccer coach pulled me and he goes, listen, man, they've they've, they've made an offer. You know, I'm thinking, I, what's this? You know what they've offered. Seven thousand. Seven thousand goes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'll take my cut. You'll get about five grand and I go. But you were soon for six million. He goes, yeah, but they don't have it. And if you get up on that stand, you gotta sit there in front of everybody. You gotta talk about every single thing you've ever done. They're going to grill you. Your parents are going to hear anything you've done or your Perdrix at take the seven thousand. It's fucking crazy how you. Attorney could make you become like a fucking victim. Yes, we live in a stats. The sad part of what he was right to it would have been blood from a stone. These these. They didn't have anything. You know what I robbed a jewelry store when I was eighteen it was the same. The guy made a smart move. Why disappeared the cops looking for me, the guy was little connected. They told the arrest them, what's he gonna do? Are you arrested too? I go from front of judging. I only make ten dollars a month dollar a month for life. By the time you get your money back. So he paid the cops to look the other way. They got the insurance in thirty days. Hey, go. 'cause if you get arrested, you gotta get restitution. The guy was. Want to chase these guys down. The one other thing was they said, when we hit him with the lawsuit, they said to my my lawyer, they said, hey, we're gonna countersue you because your client hit our client in the chin with a bottle, and he got eight stitches in his chin. So we're going to sue you right back and Laurie quickly said we at my client was on acid. I mean, he's not. He's not responsible for ever the puck. He did taking soccer teacher. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Who's a good soccer coach, good lawyer. So yeah, that all the that was a crazy little intro to college, for sure..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:18 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Damn sports show dump bay, right? That Sony where we shut them. Yeah, I put the whole gown the palm in the fucking bag and thicket right? Thirty dollars squirrel away. And then I smoked dope. The re Sony hasn't back section that nobody knows about take a little hotel and they look like little barracks and they put us back there for the overflow. They were out of trailers, and I love the data TV in that phone, you make long. This calls two thousand three cell phones still banged out from the minute. I'm there like fucking carry a catching up on calling your. Even I'm saying I'm making 'cause but every morning I get that and it'd be lazy. I got so lazy on Spiderman two that would just smoke dope in the barracks. And then I would pop my head up. Let's see the costume lady pushing the gut, the wardrobe and right behind. I'd see Sam Raimi right before same Raymond hit the build had run out of the building and grab Sam, shoot. Mr. Raymond, meet the Bobby Sunday key smoking marijuana Christian. The should has to stop. And he would walk and go and let me get to the bottom. As a good move, then go back and drink your palm. Did you see what the budget was for that? Why? The band? Yeah, million. Yeah. They were throwing away money for no reason like those movies like that of fucking grain. Once they get that big hit, I guess then my and made them seven eighty three. So they dropped to to to to make a ton of dote the guy won an Academy Award for the set designer for you. He wanted to count EMMY award for Star Wars. I mean, that movie was no shortage adult. Yeah, the fan they had to keep you warm because it was August when we shot that dog, they had a fucking fan that I'm not kidding you at a b.. Okay. You know what he was on the train was stuck to the train. Yeah, that was a fan blowing Adam. This fan was like a fucking airplane engine. You get out of the way people were talking. Go fly shit. You know, it was just cry. When you work on a movie like the spoils you, you know, I had a couple of, I got like taxi and you know these, okay. Yeah. And then when everything hit the fan in the hung on our movie site coming up and you get near the got like apple a jar of peanut butter with like a fucking in it, and you know, like. I missed by the three half doughnuts. Walls of food? Yeah, like warm, not kidding walls of fruit and coconuts and never mind the longest show. We were in Santa Fe and Sandline hide these women to just carry trays like this cigarette girls. Yeah. And they would have smoothies and protein shake a cocktail party. We had umbrella girls. They went to a strip club in Albuquerque, gotten brother, grew to one yard and a half a day. So you get a suntan, so you would look the way we wish we were shooting Earl once on Woodley and it was hot as hell. And we had a PA with an umbrella over Jaime Pressley and somebody she's, you know, in the PA's fallen around a little bit, make sure she doesn't get all burnt up and somebody drives by and yells at us yell something. I get the fuck out of the road or something and Presley start chasing down this car, and she runs about two hundred yards chasing the car and the p. as running, right next door would umbrella. Funniest looking thing..

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"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

03:35 min | 2 years ago

"greg garcia" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"Shit. WhatsApp, vista Garcia, how you doing man? You know, I just forgot. I even had that. You know, that is no, I don't. I was sitting there trying to figure out who is is Hollywood had okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. This mother flop was the guy that have bended cocaine, like he, he fucking took it to the next level. I can the NFL on that dolphins team. He was on the Cowboys. He was a linebacker around the cowboy running back. They did it on article on him in nineteen eighty in playboy. That was one of the best articles have read my life and then Serge Ortega a guy from the church found the playboy at a flea market and sent that to me. And next time I'll have it here for you. Just a first paragraph does. I was a rookie was one hundred eighty degrees and that was Thousand Oaks. Dow's Oxnard is they're still up there. They just started again, I think so. He goes at wait dollars, a half, a grandma coke and hits acid. I mean, that's how the paragraphs something just crazy, you know, and then he goes on to go to Dallas and how he would come back to LA and hang on at the comedy store with Richard pry the point of sisters and they would flock freebase, cocaine, and then he went nuts, but against doubt against the Denver Broncos in the playoffs right before it went to play the Broncos yet can of orange crush and he fucking crushed because I'm a book you by the puck is up and in the Super Bowl, he intercepted the ball and sucking scored a touchdown. So he was bad at, yeah, but he's snort and blow it three hands. This is the seventies, nobody those what the do at this. The NFL got him the NBA, this guy, Marvin bad news bonds. They threw him out of the game. Once he came out with a forty five wanted to shoot the ref. You know, this is still fucking crazy back when sports were fun. Fucking crazy. And this fucking nut is a great back. You know, he's a great linebacker. His drug use is kind of coming out little by little and then one day. When they had the old coach, Tom Landry and real old yet with the Hatcher, they will lose a national TV and this motherfucker got tau from his drew Pearson at a towel company, and he put cow company in front of his dick like it was. It wasn't sexually thing yet that you get the house of your quarterback and he went like this with the town number one. The next day, Tom Landry fired him, like fired it knowing he was a coke fiend. Yeah. And if you watch the footage today as they're going into locker rooms after a game of people going. Yeah, yeah. He's like yelling Pau. Where's the Colombians add all this shit. This is then I ready for this shit. Guess who picks them up? What do you think what team picks them up? I don't know. Good. Miami Dolphins. Okay. Perfect. He goes to Miami. I don't even know. I don't even know if he got the play. I don't fucking remember, but he's done at maybe a week and he Pat. I got caught for smoking pot, so now they can't find museum. I a and they send the big guy from the hopefully raiders that counting the guy that how bam women house get, though every year he has like his top dozen football players Madden. Okay. Yeah, mad. They found they said, mad interviewed and MAGS. Like we're hearing the disco Miami the afternoon at fuck in Hollywood, like so what I smoke a joint with a stewardess and that was the that's it. Then he went on to deepen, but then he found Christ at any won the lottery in Texas, eight million dollars..

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Major comeback as Cubs beat Braves

01:54 min | 3 years ago

Major comeback as Cubs beat Braves

"Four network indiana sports on mark forster two major league baseball games today one of which was a major comeback and that was the chicago com defeating the atlanta braves sporting to change your congo now seven and seven they gone down chew after the fourth inning did the comes and had to scrap their way back jose can tana the come starter got roughed up four seven hundred runs in just two innings and a third of work but the combination of steve see sheck justin wilson brandon moral over the final three innings holding off the atlanta braves all awhile becomes to folks slowed for nine runs in the eighth inning that took care of everything they won fourteen to ten and four comes had double digit or excuse me had more than one rbi we'll see contrary kyle schwarzer then zobrist and javier bias had four alone the cubs a major comeback victory and they are seven seven in the early going of the season in a comfortable victory for the saint louis cardinals today over the cincinnati reds six two one that final saint louis jumped down to five to nothing lead in this game but the ford and nothing lead after the fourth inning was helped by greg garcia's two home runs on the day and a two run shot to start the game and then on his second hand bad would hit a solo shot but the cardinal's really didn't have any trouble with the reds today in the starting pitching in relief was excellent we one run given up like we mentioned and six strikeouts took three walks and it was a really good day for saint louis eight and seven on the cardinals and cincinnati continues to struggle out of the gates they are chewing twelve and just one eight six at home they have lost seven straight for network indiana sports are more forster.

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