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"golden mike" Discussed on If I Were You
"Sh-. I drank whiskey out of my shoes still in saint louis fucking grow. That's a shoe you walk around cities in all and then you a drink from it. I believe it's it's on my. It's definitely it's on my instagram urculo losses. From that at the very least you should have gotten some sort of venereal disease from deserved it out of a shoe. Yeah i did issue we. I was pressured into doing a shoe in australia. But you did it too. I did you drink. Yeah i believe you drink whisky out of my shoe. No what i did. I didn't want to go whole hog. So i took a glove. Somebody's driving glove. And i just have some fruit punch out of it. I'm like this is the farthest. But i really don't feel comfortable with the shoe and i think you drink whisky of my shoe. Yeah i mean at certain point we were we were the blackout annoying ones at our own. Live show when when it was in australia shui. Consumption has been really down since covid right. I bet not a lot of shoe is going if you took a lot of. Live event yeah. I remember being in australia and like learning about the shoe because we had like five shows and it was like at the first show. Like the guys that. We're bringing us. All around australia. Told us we had our first show in like adelaide and that was where we like learned about the shoe. That's insane like. Oh my god imagine if i do a off. We had a show in melbourne. We're like somebody else that we started talking. We're like telling the audience we heard of this thing and then like the australians. Were chanting us to do the shoe. And then we started talking about how like. Wow that would probably like be like people with like it because it clearly wanted us and then we got to sydney after finding out about it like four days ago thing. It was most disgusting thing. I was like going on stage. Like i'm gonna fuck do shui. I'm drinking whisky audubon boot. By the time we left we were just like eating full meals. Out of our each other's shoes. I remember you put chili there. You'd have breakfast lunch and dinner. You're eating out of your shoes. I had a flat white guy talk through your sock. I remember that we became so desensitized to it down under. Yeah by the end of it. It was just par for the course at a certain point. You had a cow zone coming off somebody else. You still leto on rye. You're even eating food. You're eating the boot on breads right. Yeah i ate a cat instead of bread very good. That's actually good and quite enough. Thank you really yes. You're starting to show me up. And i appreciate the audience appreciates tread lightly or should i say kid lately. Thoughts on the awards for that or we're sticking with the awards have been given the award for this episode have been doled out they have been received they have been earned and that's quite enough and do a second golden mike for the kid giving up. You're saying there's still available then. There's one bonus mike which actually really appreciate for the head line. Which i'm quite pleased cheesed about i am quite shaft. Nice i appreciate it. Thank you all all right if you have your own theme songs or questions cinnamon down to show. G mail dot com more video content every week on our patriot patriotic dot com slash j. That's right jay and The opening theme song was lorne from toronto. Another great live show city. He did that a dirty little secret. Yacht dirty little secret parity but he sent some other one that. I'm going to play at the end right here. I forget it's another pop punk. You'll love it you'll love okay. Yeah i love it. I love it already. Maybe feeling this my friends over you any of these ring a bell on. Yeah all of them. You love them all thin and read. Yeah we'll get to attach specifically that one building that all right and we'll be back next week. Thanks so much for listening everybody. Stay eight again. That's on her baby. It's fun but you've done by now. All alone i can take bashing out to Was a hit dumb original..
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"CDC guidelines for vaccinated people will be more liberal around independence day than they are today. A surprise commuter has been discovered on the Bay Bridge. An eight month old Sea lion was rescued by the California Highway Patrol on the bridge, the Oakland CHP, says Elio Yes, he has a name was found on the eastbound lanes of the Bay Bridge Toll Plaza, officers guided the pup off the freeway Helios, now under the care of the Marine Mammal Center for Rehabilitation. Center says the pup was separated from his mom and was suffering from malnutrition and dehydration Center confirms the pups being fed and responding well to rehydration. Little Seward Ko Phi News. Hey, if I won eight Golden Mike Awards last night at the 71st annual Golden Mike Awards ceremony, one of those awards was for best radio newscast under 15 minutes. The awards Presented this year were virtual because of covert 19. Let's check in on trouble on the 10. This is in Santa Monica on the 10 westbound at Lincoln. We have a crash taking off the right lane there. Watch for some slowing from 20th Street ended Claremont. This is on the 2 10 westbound at town. We have good news earlier crash that was in Lane's has been clear to the right shoulder. Your drive is recovering in that area. Ontario. This is on the 10. Westbound at Haven cleanup crews from an earlier car fire. Take it up the right lane There. You're driving. Stop it go from at a wanda. Okay, if I in the sky hopes get you there faster for advance. We've got cold weather ahead. I'll break it down next if you or your family have been financially impacted by covert 19, this pandemic is not your fault..
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"News. And his body. Only McEwen has got a big award Golden Mike and he's with us. Alex Michaelson. How you, sir? Ding dong with you Can't go on with you, buddy. Ding dong. What a great honor for Tony McEwan, huh? Yeah. Tony McEwing is getting Ah, Lifetime achievement Award from our T n a this weekend. Tony is such a great guy, You know, you know, my first job ever in broadcasting was as an intern. At Fox 11 at Good Day L. A Ondo. Tony McEwing was one of the anchors then and sort of took me under his wing and was so unbelievably kind and warm and took me out to lunch at the time and told me about the industry and has been a mentor and a friend to me ever since I was like 18 19 years old, and I have so much adulation for Tony. He is just one of the nicest people in the whole industry is a real panic Teddy bear, and it's a great honor for Tony, who's been a pillar in the community and really does so much community work, you know, feeding the homeless almost every week, and he's just like an amazing guy. Yeah, He's a good guy and I again I used to love when Steve Edwards gave him the sports report to do. Yeah. Tony, Tony great At a lot of things sports, not one. It really is amazing. You know how a guy who works in news really bypassed sports totally in his life. Yeah, Not his thing. Greater roller coasters. Not great it at sports. Hey, so s so you got the big show on tonight at 10 30. The issue is you had any more audio with our great governor. Did you? Actually I was out with the governor this week. He visited South Gate this week, Which is, you know community in Southern California Small community 100,000 people in South East Los Angeles County. 14,000 of the 100,000. People in South Gate got coronavirus. Wait, wait! What's the number again? 14,000 out of 100,000. So 14% positivity rate and those are just the people that got tested. Oh, my. Do you think about people that didn't get tested? It probably had it given the fact that that many people were infected. It was one of the hottest hot spots of anywhere in the entire country on South Gate, and so they open one of those FEMA mobile vaccination clinics there this week where they brought in the trailers in the federal government. And the state was there and the governor was there, meeting with the people there, and we talked about the state of the state, which he delivered this week that I am, by the way, by the way for people that you know you hear the name Southgate all the time. But you may not know where it is. It's the set where the 7 10 and the one Oh five meat. It's right in that area. It's the 7 10 between the five Freeway and the one of five closer to five. It's just a little bit north of Linwood and west of Downing. Yeah, Yeah, It's one of those. There are like those small communities in that area that but there is a full It's a city with its own city government there and we talked about the state of the state. I also asked him a question that I don't think he's answered before, which is The and he actually answered it, which he hasn't talked about before. Which is, you know, we have this tier system in the state right now, Right? We've got the purple tear the red here. The orange tear the yellow tear, But you know, we don't have a green here. And in all of the tears that we have right now there are restrictions. Whereas you look at other states right now that are taken away their restrictions. Why, you know, even even right now, if it Disneyland in Orange County got to the yellow tear, which is the least amount of restrictions. The capacity for Disneyland is still only 35%. My God s O, So I asked him. What about the grief here, you know, And when. When can we see these restrictions go away, and he said, you know, honestly, we are having that conversation. We're having a conversation right now about coming up with the green theory said we hit about, he said 10 15 20 million vaccinations is the number they're looking at right now, at the idea of getting rid of some of these tear systems altogether and bringing us back to the point where we can start to open up again and tonight on the show, I had DeeDee Myers, who remember back in the day was Bill Clinton's press secretary. And then she worked on the West Wing to the inspiration for CJ. Craig will now she's governor. Newsome's like top adviser and in charge of business reopening for the whole state on guy asked her about like, so when we get to the green here, does that mean we still have to wear masks? And she said, they're sort of working through some of those issues. But we are seeing next week. We're gonna have a tremendous amount of things in L, a county and in all of the counties in our listening area. On KO Phi. Everybody listening right now are going to enter the red tear next week, and that means indoor dining. Jim's museums. Ah, lot of things. They're going to be opening next week for the first time in L. A county has never hit that red here. You know, since since the tier system was created always been in the most restrictive tear, that's that's a really exciting thing. All right, Alex Michel sins with us. What do we know? What do you know about this? $1.9 Trillion. How much money is l a getting, you know? Yeah. $1.3 billion for the city of Los Angeles alone. $2 billion for l. A county s o. I mean, that's one of the things I ask Deedee Myers, I'm like, Is it possible this is too much money because the last time we did a stimulus, you know, that's genius. That was $2.2 trillion last year. We had, like $30 billion and unemployment fraud because people gamed the system when there's that much money that's floating around. And she said that No, there's safeguards in place. We'll see if that's really true or not, By the way a tremendous amount of months too much. Has anyone asked Governor Newsome what he thinks about Governor Cuomo. I don't know. I haven't seen each one of his briefings this week. Not what I've been around him as anybody else, But that would be interesting today. Joe Biden was asked that question and he pretended that he couldn't hear it be kept walking. That's great..
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Gary Hoffman Shannon, Karen, How much math Steve a lot. Thank you for that great report Weekdays at 10 am Golden Mike right there, so A lot of math Gary and Shannon on Km are if I am it's according it is the Conway show Mark Thompson is with us. And Mark, I'm probably 120% sure that you saw this story of Jeffrey Toobin, right? Yeah. Yeah. And for people who'd help not seen that story, he's ah. The lawyer, and he's a legal analyst for CNN him all the time Jason, author journalist writing for the New Yorker, and he did that book on O J. I don't Have you read any of it doing a part? That's really good. And then he did a book on the Supreme Court, and that was really good. I mean, I had no idea he had this other life. Yeah, very smart guy. But He got caught. I don't know. I Pleasuring himself shaking hands with the governor or whatever it is. I'm better better than squeezing the burrito. Whatever. But Avery. Oh, squeezing the burrito used to say that remember, I think it was. Ah Mondo used to say that But anyway, he got caught doing that. And now he's been suspended. He's taken time off CNN and he was suspended from the newspapers he was working for, and my takeaway on that is If let's say all of us on this show. And somebody who works at Ko Phi, right, like 10 of us were on Zoo meeting and somebody in this company got caught doing that. The first thing I would D'oh. When that guy bailed off the phone immediately because he's called his pants down. The first thing I would dio and so I would say, Okay, let's everybody stop this meeting. We all knew. Well, we all know we just saw him. If anybody In these nine squares. Let's that get out to anybody in the media. I will make your life a living F ing hell. Oh, and and I promise you I will. It's a mistake that I I didn't mean it. He's not that kind of dude. And if you let that get out, I promise you I will make your life and your family lives. I'll make you a little living hell, and I and I and I would absolutely do that. It is. It's crazy that now that's turned his life upside down. Now I agree on and it's It's the one thing. It seems that you know this isn't about corruption. It's not about any kind of its own. As you say it was a mistake on his part, not realizing that this thing was still on and it's just a shame. Because now what's going on is all the other aspects of his life are laid bare. You know, the fact that we had this shot is ongoing affair for 10 years. You have a child with this woman, you know that he went to these clubs with Roger Stone the You know these swingers clubs, So I mean again. None of those things by the way, so you could just say So, What? I mean, That was his thing. I wouldn't do it. I don't want to be rubbing up against all those people in those clubs. But that was his thing. Whatever. Why were we all of a sudden this country and the people, you know, judging him and we're in Wagner finger, Adam. So I agree with you, Tim. I mean, it's just a shame. But out of absolute respect, you know, Let's say it happened to me or to you and a zoo meeting at work out of absolute respect, I would never ever You know, Tell anybody about it. I would just you know, you know, next time I saw you be like a crazy You'd wait till next, but I think I don't know what my reaction be. I think I'd text you body coming right away to talk to you. I would text you saying, Buddy, We got your back. Looks like you got your front. And and we're cool. I'm gonna try to shut this down, so don't worry. It's not going to get out there. But But, man Oh, man, there's so many people jumped at the offer. The first You know the first time they could, you know, talk to the press or get some out there. Take a screenshot. However, they were so anxious to get that out there. I don't know All them did it, but at least one person did it. Yeah. Yeah, One person must have done it or you needed is the one I think again. It's sex. And so it's salaciousness and juicy and people just can't go. My God, you won't believe what just happened. The tube's who Jeffrey Toobin called with us and all of a sudden he's got passed down. Jeffrey Toobin. Yeah, man. I know. I mean, it's just too good to call the layoff, although maybe that's how it got out. You know, we're like, Oh, man, I'm not gonna say anything. But you don't complete what happened during the meeting. And then and then you know that guy calls another person Were you in on that meeting that sales meeting? Oh, yeah. The tube in drop his pants and yeah. Oh, yeah, he did that. Wow, really? The next thing you know, you know, MSNBC gets a call or, you know, New York Post or whatever. I give the guy credit. To be honest, I know it's not politically correct, but I get you know. Here you are on a what they were doing was an election. A mock election Right challenge show they were playing out almost like war gaming. What the election would be like a challenge in the courts all this kind of thing. I give the guy credit If you khun with your New Yorker editorial staff talking about that still get turned on enough that you need Teo, you know? Ah, that's amazing to me. Yeah, well, you know what I always I always wondered this. What comes first the chicken or the egg Because all of my friends who are really, really, really successful. In their field. They all are super super physically horny dudes. Right? So what came first It was that that sexual drive that also pushed the professional drive or is it the professional drive that pushed the sexual drive? Oh, yeah. I don't know. It's aggressive drive. You're right. They're kissing cousins. Yeah, It's very aggressive. Either way, you know where you know you're constantly thinking about it and constantly getting in trouble for it. And you know and constantly. You know, I almost ruining your life over it. Run your having taught you having toe jerk herself back into the conversation. Pardon the expression. Sorry. Yeah. No, You're exactly right. Drifting into that world that you drift into when you're thinking. Oh, yeah, but people some people like living on the edge like that. Where, you know, like, like if I were like, like if I knew there were people who have other like multiple families..
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Gary Hoffman Shannon Karen, How much meth Steve a lot. Thank you for that great report Weekdays at 10 am Golden Mike right there, so A lot of math Gary and Shannon on AMC. According O Boy Dodger Update bottom of the eighth two outs. 823 Dodgers. And so that raised that one more And that's a wrap. All right, let's get into Burbank. How's unbelievably decorated For Halloween. So if you're not going out trick or treating, you won't go by and see really cool pad. A lot of mount there by this one is unreal. With this land Still close, it's the Nets. Next best thing this Halloween. Check out this spooky house in Burbank decorated with a fantasmic theme. The animated display even feature several Disney villains, including Kerala, DeVille and Ursula, the Sea Wish. In the past, the homeowners have come up with other elaborate Disney themes, including Pirates of the Caribbean. Home is located on North Valley Street near Hatteras Street. You can also check out their Facebook page. Holiday fantasies come to life. That is incredible. But there are a ton of them around. And you know, I just That's that's one of the ones that you know that I have seen, but we get a ton of people emailing us saying, Hey, you gotta go here. Gotta go. They're going to take this out. And I would, but I just really don't have the time to go out there and do that, Actually, I d'oh I just don't want him. So I ain't going But I'll tell you where this one is. It's Hatteras and North Valley. For people are familiar with the area is right on the North Hollywood border. It's where North Hollywood like Wanga, and then Clive warm and then the next street is Valley Street. And Hatteras is South. Of I'm sorry, north in a bourbon. So Burbank North right before you get not North Hollywood. It's right there. Nicole And I hope they don't get pissed that I Said, where it was You know what If you get pissed that too many people come by your house. Then don't put up that many decorations that the bottom line. So when you put up those decorations, people are going to come by. That's what's going on. That's what's going on. All right. Very good. We have a second wave that's really depressing. Coming to Italy with Cove it you believe that we come back? We'll discuss it. But it really is really bad news, and I know a lot of people over here. Have family back in Italy, and you won't know what's going on What's happening, and it's one of the most glorious places on earth. And one of the most that you should absolutely go if you've never been. Have you been there? Yes. Where'd you go? We were in Rome, Venice, Florence and Chincha. Terra. Holy smoke? Yeah, when I was in college Was that you want the whole college? The whole, you know, I went to Greece Live there for a few months and then a girlfriend of mine and I broke off after the trip is over, and everyone else went home. We went to Italy. And it was in credible. Yeah, I went Tio closest I got was the south of France. I could have gotten over the border, but I didn't. I hated France supposed to be there for six weeks because my buddy worked there, and I had nothing to do with like between gigs and just an idiot 1991. So I flew over there with mileage and I'm supposed to be there for six weeks. I got thrown on Thursday and I came home on Monday. Are you hate it? I hate the people hid the language. I had the restaurants. I hated the dog crap on the street because nobody picked up after their dog. It's a filthy, filthy asshole, or at least what? It was back in 1990. Wow and I said, F this and I split I want to be there six weeks to do what you're doing. I get it out here. This is a place in asshole and right back to United States back to KFC and shopping malls. I love it. I ever live on K. If I am 6 40.
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Hoffman. Shannon. Karen, How much Matt? Steve a lot. Thank you for that Great report Weekdays at 10 am Golden Mike right there, so A lot of math. Gary and Shannon on the caveman sing good used bringing 40 live. We're of the radio after his super local Sunday. Wrapping up the show that wraps up the weekend right now, once again If you're just doing and you care about sports, you probably saw the lawyers winning Game seven of the NLCS 43. On a coat. Dillinger go ahead home run, and they start the World Series on Tuesday night. And on also sports ball expert Eric's far the Duke of sports at the Duke of sports on the Twitter that where's the world's cities will be in Arlington? Yes, it's in Arlington at Globe Life Park, the New Ranger Stadium where the Dodgers have played the entirety of their postseason so far, except for the wild card because where were the worst type, Obey and instant plant? Tampa Bay was down in San Diego? Ah ah, Petco. Yeah. So I just got lucky. They don't have to travel. Yeah, really Lucky. I mean, it's not like a marathon flight, but still, they don't have to pack him get on a plane for and they're used to this ballpark, which has some crazy dimensions now. Yeah, they hit the crap out of it in what was a game Three? Yes. 11 runs in 1911 run first inning. Most most runs in the first inning. It wasn't it of any postseason game in history of pussy there any game in baseball. I'm not sure about any game, but I know for sure it was post season. My Charley Steiner around. It was something like I was stunning. But just, you know, consider how long baseball's been play. That's what I love about baseball. It's fascinating that in anyone game there could be the first ever something anything. Yeah, and there's always the chance of that so deep in the staff's first photograph of a middle finger Old Haas rat Burn Barbary lost in bean eaters. Ah, he's got a good Twitter. Google at of True Story. The first photograph of the middle finger was old Haas Rad burn Well, And then the Will Smith verse. Will Smith home run. That was 230 years in the making. No. Will Smith has ever faced A Will Smith and hit a home run off of a Will Smith. That's what then happened by the way. The counter argument is in football, too. They don't count that, as a thing of consequence is the reason I mentioned old Haas Red Bird in the first photograph of a middle finger is because the city of Berlin is putting it they've had it with all of you without masks. So a photograph of an old lady, But the mask on flipping you off is now first student bus stations all around Berlin, the head place in local papers by the German capital Senate as part of a public information campaign. Shows an elderly woman presenting her outstretched middle finger to the camera. Next to the words there. L Jimena Zygi finger fear another on a mask. Heartened to Kelowna Regula, nine. This middle finger is for all of you without a mask. We stick to Corona rules, a finger wag a zig a finger, So she was probably a guard of some sort sometime in the forties. So anywhere, there's a picture that's a German thing. And real quickly in the booking photo, how he's a decent looking guy. What's his deal? New Jersey man's facing a number of charges after being arrested twice in the same day. Possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, first degree larceny. That's the first incident, third degree burglary and first degree criminal trespass for the second incident, he was booked as 37 year Old Jersey City resident Lawrence Crook. He lived up to her. But don't bank ever seen Magnolia that Tom Cruise movie? I have love it. George. I don't remember very hill. Member of the very beginning, the coincidences There's that montage of coincidences. Oh, yeah, at the start of the movie person like falling out the window and then the guy shoots me out John Berry Hill. All right. Well, that's the effort of day Ah ah, Archbishop in San Francisco and did an extra schism at the site of the toppled Junipero Serra statue. Hey, said the ceremony was intended to drive out evil. And defend the image of Cerro Hey was one of the colonizers, who arrived here in the 18th Century on took all the native names and changed it into unpronounceable Spanish names. Ah colonizer a bad guy and you brought smallpox with him not like up in Seattle, where we kept the local names. From school come shock to swim. Teo class. Can I? The scab booze to Snohomish? Sky Commish? We didn't Ah, we didn't paint over the old names. What about Yakima, Yakima? Yeah. That's that is a Yeah, That's a tribe. Seattle self Incorrectly pronounced itself. He was the chief that Ah Months old Seattle for a couple of clams in two oyster shells, But the sounds like a bargain. Got to read the deal, Man Country that you gotta read the find etchings. But, yes, Self. Two comma quill scene. Ah, don't start me. There you go. But we didn't. You know why? Because we didn't colonize it, man. Not like the like The Catholic priest who came here and started renaming everything. Oh, unpronounceable Indian name. Now, let's call. It's a positive. That's my mom. All right, s Oh, Have you seen free couch? It's been a haven't checked and checked on it here in about an hour. Hold on it imaginative way. Spend money play the damn thing..
"golden mike" Discussed on The Daily
"Jeannie finally stepped away from her microphone at three o'clock on Saturday but she was back two later claiming to have taken a nap journalists. Were descending anchorage by then and Jeannie spoke with one group from Europe and was taken aback when they instantly recognize her name. Oh yes they told her. We've heard you on the radio. Her voice had traveled around the world spraying at Anchorage on an array of convoluted path ratios bombers and fort rich go to building seven hundred immediately want originated. Canaanites Sister Station in Fairbanks which also relayed that signal to a radio station in junior batteries out. Telephone the radio station in Seattle and seem to simply hold his phone up to the radio. Let the broadcast play the announcer in Seattle through that call on his own airwaves. The sound relayed in relayed and relayed again thin distant and there was Jeanie on mistakenly turning through personal messages from Alaskan separated from their loved. She later wrote to editor in London. Just a little old housewife and mother helping out with the family finances being heard around the world. How crazy can this world be without realizing? It had become famous. Richard speaking from the next week is Alaska's legislature. We'll begin putting together a plan to rebuild the state. The speaker of the House called the session to order by recognizing she got a standing ovation. The following years anchorages neighborhoods and businesses came back to life McCall's magazine as you probably know presents. Golden Mike. Awards routes and Genie won a National Award for Women Broadcast Young Lady. Who received the gold of micro board as Mrs Jeannie chance honoring our coverage of the Earth of asked me I'll do. I'm sure that any woman could do the same thing. It just so happened that it was my fame. As the story of the disaster started to be written. Genie became one of its recurring characters. The media called her the Voice of Alaska the stand in for the resourcefulness composure. Of An entire state the quake had temporarily unravelled the fabric of society and found the space to slip through. But then that fabric stitched together again and Jeannie didn't fit. She asked for a raise was told that she was already making the highest salary for a woman. She quit the same day at home. Winston felt increasingly overshadowed by her. It TURNS OUT. He'd been physically abusing genie for years. And now it got worse. Eventually she was through with it. She filed for divorce. Soon people around Anchorage were asking her if she'd ever thought about running for office and she'd spend the better part of the seventies and the Alaska state legislature ramming as much progressive legislation as. She could often while wearing a frosted blond wig short skirt and White. Go go boots on. The chamber floor is one or genius young aides to me. She was making up for lost.
"golden mike" Discussed on If I Were You
"This summer. I've been volunteering at my cities. Local animal shelter in other words. I'm spending all of my free time playing with a bunch of kittens and there's this one little Tuxedo cat. Who is literally my soul kitten. I need kitten. I even named him. He's got a little white diamond on his head so I named him. Neil that's right but I have a problem. I already have a cat that we adopted eight years ago and my dad is pretty strict about not getting another pet. I don't understand why if he's afraid of commitment of having another animal around for ten years then he shouldn't worry because I'll be graduated from college in three years and I'll be taking the cats with me when I move out. He said that his current cat ember will flip out if we get a new CAM. But I've read that if you get a younger cat of the opposite gender. Your current cat will adjust much faster. Apparently if you have a female Ken Bringham Young Kitten. The cat will usually mother the kitten. So here's what my friend and I are thinking since I can't persuade my dad to let us adopt another cat. I'm GonNa just adopt the kitten behind my parents back. My mom would totally love a new kitten. She's you're saying no because of my dad so my question is what do you think I should do? Once I get the cat. Should I make up some story about how nobody wanted this kitten? There were euthanized. It if I if I didn't take it should I tell them to stop being asses and let me keep the damned kittens since I'll be moving out in just a couple of years you don't understand. I seriously need this kid. What should I tell them? So that this beautiful kitten. Thank you for the Hell. She needs the kitten. Yeah you need the kitten. It's so funny to be like. Why are you upset? I'm going to be moving out in a couple of years. It's only three years. You'll only have something. You only have a pet. You don't want for a couple years odd. That's such a long time. Have you lived with the cat? I've never lived with a cat. Yeah when I was a kid. We had like seven cats at one time. Jesus yeah they seem like they seem like hamsters just not in a cage. Like you don't have to do much to a cat right. I feel like if you already have one cat. Another cat really doesn't like up the ante that much. You're already cleaning out a litterbox. You're already putting out cat food. You've got cat fur on your stuff so it's not like I can. I can imagine resistance from going. No cat or two cats you know. Yeah yes I'm saying she should. I'm pro her getting the cat and I think she should lie. Say that it was going to be euthanized. She rescued the cat. Then she's a little bit of a hero and her parents is. It's literally her. Save the cat moment. Yeah exactly what do you think? Yeah I feel like you can hide the cat in your room specifically right like cats. They they almost like to be in close. You're not supposed to take a cat outside. If you just keep her in the room weeks can go by before your parents even find out. Yeah well I mean there are outdoor cats but I I get your point and I think that could definitely work. I feel like I did something like that when I was a kid. I feel like that's definitely like a Sitcom thing. We're like kids. Hide the animals from their parents. And then it's like what is this kitten but I fell in love with it. I can't return it now. We're definitely email her. I WANNA find out I want. I want to see a photo of this cat. Election took the cat the cat and she's three years into college with the cat. She's a senior in college. What's it what if I email her in? The cat writes back. You think Neil would write back. Hey this is the cat. I heard what you said about the youth and Shit. You think it's money to joke about my demise. I know it was just a kitten but now fully formed adult male cat GONNA kick your ass. Blumenfeld ever tell you the story about high choked on a cat's tail ones. No Oh we actually. It looks like Radha time. I'll say it for. How do I thought it was like cats? Got Hill in your mouth. It got like wrapped up with something else that like a somebody did like a cattail is a hot dog and gave it to me in high school. I was like that's kind of like treated like Yeah not a hero. What's the opposite Scoundrel? Yeah so they would like take cats like sort of use them to draw me in a way and I ended up. You were so unpopular that they would try to trick you into eating cats tails. Where did you go to high school? No I was saying that we ran out of time so I can't like get into it. You got into deep. You said that you were treated badly in high school than the kids tricked you into eating what else we need to learn. I don't want that to be the takeaway here I don't know how could it didn't didn't your principal ever ever tried to stop. What did he? What did he say to those kids? Well he was eating like microwave dinners like he was looking down and I was like eating. Well it's funny but I said to myself this is like a fuzzy hotdog or something like that and I ended up eating most of it but like by the time I got to the base of it. I had to let the cat okay. So you're you're accountable that's good like a cannibal at for a cat. Yeah that's right that's right and you think that's Golden Mike Worthy. But none of my bits. Were you fucking tortured? A cat as a teen. Yeah you get attorney. You Got Attorney for cats. Nice if I didn't already take the Golden Mike you got you. Wouldn't you'd gotten one for that pun? This week that would be. That was quick. You can give away too right I can get to. You can get to in a once. You got one. You can be showered with them. But you can't have a dual Golden Mike. You can have multiple Turkeys and you'll actually get a second Turkey for not knowing the fucking rules. Another thirty episode for Blumenfeld and for you. I only got the one Golden Mike but I only really needed the one. Golden Mike and I think that being so humble in that regard almost sculpted Mike Worthy. But I won't give myself a second. Golden might not so late in the game and that's actually double the humble that he double humble double humble is a Golden Mike. Seventy two. But I'm going to be humble about it and it's not a big deal I'm honored it's not what it's about but it means a lot. It's it's everything but it's not why I do it. It's I this happens. It's a it's a byproduct of me leaving it all out there on the field when it comes to this podcast doing it for the love of the cast. And I appreciate the goal of Mike's I appreciate the fans who you talking to. You gave yourself the award for being humble. Where are you fucking thank you? I didn't I didn't give myself award for being humble had did it for being double humble double humble refused. I refuse the award twice. He didn't you accepted to add to the first one. Because you have the word one the second one I didn't want because I wasn't gonNa take just for being humble and then I then I was gonna take it but was like it's too late in the game too late to award and I'd be like me honoring that rule so hard after refusing it the first time that was double Mike Worthy Google Golden Mike Worthy. Excuse me Your dumble. Your double humble yeah dumble. That's a good pun. I would honestly give you mike for that. If it wasn't so late in the game you can't have. You can't have a Mike a Golden Mike Award. This late this late in the show. You just gave yourself a second one this late the game for not accepting it which is like a fucking well. That was like two minutes ago. That was like two minutes ago. That was it was late in the game. But it wasn't like on under the wire plus you already have two. Turkeys this episode of you can say you can't get the goal to Mike so take one of the territory's away. I don't think that you can do that here. What are you talking about? You're literally making up the rules as you talk and you're saying I don't think you can do you don't have to say. Yeah I don't think you can. I don't think you can eliminate attorney but even if even if we did at this stage you'd still have a Turkey staining for this episode. What buys you and I don't think it's worth changing the rules for all right thank you. Yeah well thanks. I was pretty gracious up you. I'd give you a Golden Mike. They weren't wasn't to lately am I. Now wasn't too late in the game to have been awarded. You already have two turtles Yada Yada Yada. He already already know prick. The opening. The opening theme song was written by. Zach that blink. One eighty to cover of course in his closing one is written by. Trey is a big fan and his brother. My brother Trae showed it to me three years ago. And he wanted to submit a song. This Lucas Piscotty Kelly. Okay my artist name is Lucas but spelled with that a that's attached to an e. What are those? Oh I it's like a Gaelic thing right. Yeah so Lucas. But it's like L. UK a ES L- okay. Yeah or Instagram Lou. Pyschedelic so thanks to Lucas. Thanks to Zach. Thanks do you guys for listening. Keep.
"golden mike" Discussed on Ross Patterson Revolution!
"Than radio. I'm not breaking in every fucking eight minutes because that's what it is radio breaking in every eight minutes and oh come on down to Jim Bob. You Know Jim Bob Bob. Jim Pat Kabbalah cap back. Balas kids kids get yourself a Kia Sorrento from Paddock Kabbalah. Not doing any of that. We don't have to read a couple of spots we're good to go pack. Kabbalah Giving Shun Du Said he's he's a local guy. I do really attack impressionist Wilmington North Carolina. But you're gonNA start seeing this happening and I know for fact there's a bunch of local deejays here and in other cities hit me man. I want to get into podcasting. Problem is your local network. You know if you went on here in Wilmington. You're lucky to get ten thousand listeners. Twelve thousand listeners. You know we have one point. Eight million on this one during roses. Now over eight million eight point two million Shit you guys had a million downloads. I think like eleven days or something. You're welcome I mean it was really work. Yeah so this is what's going to keep happening and you're gonNA see a lot of these things shrink and or pick up Like seacrest seacrest will start to be across every station in America syndicated in the morning simply because they don't WanNa pay local deejays and shit like that. That's what you're going to see more of that. I know serious. They put on there so his. La Show is broadcast. Live on serious and like You're going to see these evaporate and spotify wants to get out of music altogether. I'm tired of paying the artists in royalties and all that other shit so this super interesting that they're selling these towers. I don't know what they're going to use them for though the thing. Two hundred fifty towers across thirty. Two States I don't know what you do with towers like these to be honest with you Oh fuck they're going to some for five G. wireless there you go. That makes sense so if you start to see some of your local stations go down some of your faves it happened. It started happening when we were leaving. La Right around two thousand fourteen Was those are. Some of my favorites went down. I used to do these interviews all the time on this awesome. Any radio station. One of the three and he wanted three. La Interviews on all the time and they were like duties crazy. It's Red Jones's books zone in the morning you know right In what when they got ripped off in the middle of the night and I was like why am I called my duty? Used to work over there and I was like dude. What happened. And they're like hey man can afford this anymore and we couldn't get advertising and shit like that get ready for that to happen and most of these guys if they're smart like the breakfast club I don't necessarily like their show with Charlemagne God They were the first because they're out of Newark. Hot Ninety seven and There were the first to say. Hey we're going to do our radio show recorded and put it up as a podcast as well every day. So that way this training that goes down. Yeah that's my and their top ten top ten. Ten Top. Fifteen on spotify or I tunes for PODCASTS. And then if you're looking at the spotify rankings. Those are all garbage. Now because spotify is buying out every podcast so like I looked at the rankings of the top ten. They're all their own show their produce on dude and I told you about the Golden Mike Awards today so they're going to be So it's basically podcast awards Its first annual. So who knows? But it's put on by an iheartradio which both or in the podcast business now. Completely wonder he's probably the biggest media company right so they had a fucking head one last year The Golden Mike. Okay who like to say one you know these are also these Golden Mike. Awards are all radio stations. So were they doing a podcast version of this. Yeah got it. But he's not called the golden mice right. Oh I I don't know that's what I heard. It was I'd be curious because I'm surprised. There isn't like like streams and it's become a big deal I wonder if there is podcast award shows. I'm surprised not iheartradio. Podcast awards. Iheart radio is probably one of the biggest media companies doing podcasts. So they had it. It was January seventeenth for IHEART. Yeah don't look I'm GonNa read you the winners. Tell me if you agree okay. Podcast of the year. Now here are the nominees. The daily Joe Rogan experience stuff. You should know my favorite murder Conan. O'brien needs a friend. Revisionist history the Ron Burgundy podcasts. Come on man. Oh but it's iheartradio. So they're all IHEART. Radio shows the shrink next door which is wondering the read And then the dropouts. So who would you pick out of that out of all those is your podcast Messiah? Yeah UH F- I guess the shrink next door the dropout really. Oh sorry the dropout was good. The dropout was good. Va and yeah. So is that daily? What is that? No that was a the both of those the frink next door and drop out our documentary series so audio documentary and it did go on to be A. Hbo Documentary and then Shrink. Next door. Just got bought Will Farrell and Paul. Raut are going to be playing. The two characters shrink next door which is based on a real story is a scripted The the show that they bought is going to be but the show. The podcast was a documentary. Okay so like you know. The documentary style audio documentaries journalists that's basically reading about his findings and playing tape reel tape of people will say this. I like this. The innovator award is presented by Zoom Zoom. We use on the road. That's our kit for the road. That's pretty cool life kit on. Npr was the winner. It's just not good. Social Impact Award went to a show called Sixteen Nineteen New York Times that was. Oh Yeah. It's not good all right so I'm GONNA I'm GonNa Breeze through here the winners all right sure. This happened last month. We were not nominated. Apparently no we're not on wonder your iheartradio so or NPR. Like best comedy podcasts. Conan O'Brien needs a friend am on man all right this this one's yours shaves and you're gonNa be a harsh judge of this okay. Best Crime podcast okay. The winner was man in the window. Fuck you dude you. That one wasn't good at all. It's about the golden state killer like we fucking need another shit like that. Are you kidding me? All of the fucking crime podcast. It's weird so put who puts on man on the window Wondering James Best Music podcasts. Now this one I listened to and I'm fine with it disgrace land so listen. Disgrace lands It's okay the issue. The only music podcast if you're going to go into that kind of stuff that's going to be the best one because it's the only one only problem. I have with it. Iheartradio who radio is the they produce it. So yeah well that's why you can't okay. So that's why you can't have an award. Show put on by two media companies Best News podcasts. The daily yes correct. That's not true. But there you go correct best sports podcasts thirty for thirty. Espn that's bullshit. And I'll tell you why it's not. That's not the best sports. No no not only is it not the best. Podcast SHOULD BE PAT McAfee in my opinion and fucking host a sports show That is great. I'm great at it. However Pat McAfee show is my fucking favorite in sports right now and There's no way that he should not have won that award. I Love Pat McAfee There's thirty for thirty is it. Is The show thirty for thirty just converted to audio? I'm going to test out this theory by the way to the audience. I'm going to put up my I'm GONNA put a she cries and The darkness falls as Romance novels for Dude. I've been I'm going to get Roman to get on board with this. This is GONNA launch probably in March or April. I just WanNa see what this scripted world is like this is what they're doing is taking scripted shit and just converting it. I just want to see what happens with that way. The people who couldn't afford it now can and you can give it a go and we'll see if we can fuck up the system here because this is bullshit. Best overall host male again was not nominated for this. Don't know how or why Erin man key for Lower James. This is really is really getting best overall female hosts so as not the J. Blurs which is disappointing. Nora mcinerney American public media cool. Who are you Best Business and finance podcasts. How I built this start up. Yeah it's pretty good though it was but startup is the best. That's the best one I've got you. Gotcha best pop culture podcasts. Breakfast Club so weird just said that but I did not know they were owned by radio. Come on Man. Best Food podcast. Ooh I would say well. God knows who you would say. Let's see sport foil okay. It's not the David Chang show you know who he is boring? Shit he's boring? Faulk the ringers. Got Him to the media company. Mind that it's not bad. It's not bad wellness and fitness podcasts. Where she would you know? God ritual no where should we begin? Astor Peril Global Median. Gimblett S-. Oh that is a therapist. Outraged therapist that records her sessions. I wouldn't really call that health and wellness but go ahead that's creepy. I kinda like it though. It's all right it's different. It's okay I mean you. It's very uncomfortable and Short is I've listened to. I can't listen to any more than that. Well interesting fucking concept though for sure dope sure Best History podcasts history. Podcasts I would say stuff you should know probably revisionist history Malcolm. Glad well Yeah that's good. I like it all Best Kids and family podcasts. Story Pirates By Science podcast hidden brain. Npr best fiction podcasts blackouts the Rami. Malek one God no thank you for joining Beller. Yeah but no thank you. And there's a reason why did has not got picked up trash. I listen to what they wanted with it. Best Technology podcast reply all yeah. I'll give it to him all right Best Political PODCAST POD SAVE. The people know.
The Oscars of Podcasting? First 'Golden Mics' Awards to Debut in 2021
"Just GONNA cover one story today. And it's a big one the story of the Golden Mikes plus last week. I promised we touch on podcast movement. This story has it all. You may have heard about this story via twitter or if you were at podcast movement last week from inside podcasting here goes last Friday February fourteenth wonder. Ceo or non Lopez announced the formation of the podcast academy quote a new membership driven not for profit organization of Independent podcasters and industry professionals dedicated to elevating awareness and excitement podcasts. As a major media category and advancing knowledge and relationships in and around the business end quote while Lopez leading the charge the academy's founding members include Donald Albright from tender foot. Tv Eric Dane from stitcher. On Your Grun men from NPR carry Hoffman from PR X. Courtney Holt from spotify Christie Mayor Ball from Sony Music Rekkem or who is independent Lawrence bore from criminal and Elliott Tavakoli from spoke media. The podcast academy will host an award show called the Golden Mikes in two thousand twenty one note. The membership in the academy is open to individuals not companies or organizations. The reaction to this news was mixed. While some applauded the effort to create an organization that could help elevate the industry others wondered whether Lopez was aware of the similarly named Academy of podcasters which held a now defunct award ceremony for years and still index longtime podcasters into a hall of fame despite skipping a year inductions will resume soon. None of the hall of fame inductees were contacted by Lopez prior to the announcement and many expressed shock that they were learning of it on social media adding fuel to the fire. While the PODCAST Academy's current leadership includes Independent. Podcasts makers virtually all them hail from the world of Radio Not podcasting. It didn't help that. Bloomberg article announcing the award's existence described the media as having been quote born into the halls of public radio and quote. Now before I jump in with my take I encourage you to go to inside dot com slash podcasting to read the entire article that I'm quoting in it. Sky CHATS WITH ELSIE. Escobar of she podcasts. Who was a hall of fame inductee about her reaction to the PODCAST Academy News? It's a timely conversation about how the new podcast scene think. Big Money and movie and TV deals will interact with the original podcasting. Think podcasting circa two thousand five. Go check it out now. What do I think I'm excited by? Anything in the PODCASTS world. That will continue to draw attention to the medium. I think more and more people should be finding and listening to podcasts. However I echo elsie sentiments. I do wish that there was some acknowledgement of the prior similar award ceremony. The question remains where did those hall of fame inductees stand how will their awards be acknowledged by the Golden Mikes? We'll see where this all
"golden mike" Discussed on New Media Show
"Of course it's available as podcast but well here we are. We're in the last day last hours of Podcast Move Lucians rob and I guess I think the first thing I do is just talk about the event how the events went right right no. I think it's been well run. That's what we would expect from Danny Jerry as far as podcast movement events. Just a little smaller. I think I heard twelve hundred. People is what the surprise me. I mean right. It's a little bigger than they had expected. It's always hard to judge. How many people are here? Because we're in the little extra hall people filtering and filter out and then the exhibit room. So I mean the session rooms. I've been in at least where I was presenting. We're full eighty jared PD on a room so good cave crowded. It's an older venue that this was the home of I. I think the Academy Awards I think our Oscars or something like that back in the thirties. Actually well the hotel scenes in ghostbusters were taping got slammed. That's how my kid just went on. There hasn't been a building in l. a. That hasn't been filmed in so many times right so beginning on online audience as well and we're doing something interesting year everyone. This is called a silent disco right so all of the folks that are watching live here. I actually got headsets on listening to US via headphone so pretty soon listening to podcasts. Later they're getting the same experience. You are just like a podcast listening experience right where we got with our audience. So but you know rob. You did something that fell out of line of how we normally do a show. You actually prepared today so I usually do for our live events dod so we try and put together an outline. It's not like we have screens in front of us. Yeah which is what we normally right. So that's so the just for watching or listening knows. The show's been made up of three tracks. Creator tracked in advance tracking the industry track. And there's been separate sessions going on. Continuously for three days has been going out some evening events. We went to a nice party last night where we can actually talk to each other. The other parties were very very loud. Yeah so anyone watching if you ever sponsor and after evening party it's cool to did not have a thousand decibels go at like fifty so that we can talk in network and have fun and still drink liquor and have fun and it is a podcast or event like no we talk. But it's always something that Robin I always talk about events we go. The party's co carry your drums hurt from the previous men. So last night was Valentine's night. It was fantastic. We were able to Chit Chat and y'All and get horse so it was good or yourself like me. After the on the last day of the event you're lost your voice so that's the other downside sell. The event did have some breaking news and Happened yesterday morning at nine. Am So we wanted to talk a little bit just as a group here. Whatever when thought of the big announcement of the new podcast academy and the what are they calling it. The Golden Mike Awards. Mike's Mike's a Golden Mike Award because there is another Golden Mike Awards. How are they? GonNa do Golden Mikes and my okay. So I'll let them figure that out right right right. There's a battle brewing so I just kind of curious on your you know I have an opinion. I'll talk about that in a minute but doug what was your response. Or what was your thoughts? It's a question really because I've been involved in this and the creation of other industry groups and it always worries me a little bit when the the big guys kind of come in and they seem to exclude the independence because then they sort of kind of dominate. What's going on and I didn't get a sense that there was a lot of independent participation. When podcasting really is a you know the little guy going out there and if you kind of ignore that you're only going to be dealing with the big networks. You're missing a big part about eighty percent of what podcasting is all out there. So that's kind of was my initial. Take away because we have seen this in this space here with the big guys kind of show up and pretend that podcasting didn't exist until they you know gained to make their presence known and that's just my thinking about this. Was You know row? I really hope that they're going to be reaching out. And really talking to the folks that made podcasting what it was fifteen years ago the start of the whole thing into to make really inclusive of everybody for radio what were what. Were your thoughts on the announcement in from you know you. You're working with a getting content in creating it and that type of stuff so but you know. What was your perspective yes. I actually haven't thought about that before you mentioned it. Doug so I guess that you know one of their challenges will be to make sure that they do get the individual contributors also into the game But we definitely cannot ignore that the fact that the big ones got in brought us into those events and brought podcast where it is today in terms of being very mainstream I thought it was a great idea. I was surprised to hear about it. You know as being at the company where lessen the heart of the actual podcasting scene But we are facilitating podcasts. Are we work with individual podcasters? So we do appreciate and we love it and we have started you know also working with the big ones. So we see that they friends and Still WanNa make sure that they get their voice heard but I think it's a great idea. It actually makes sense. I think it's going to be interesting to see how it's actually happening and evolving into what level You know we had the Oscars last week. It's going to be interesting to see if it's ever going to get to that level rate of premium events and stuff like that and the glory or something like that so I think it's a nice step two words and I think it's going to help the entire industry at the end and I think that you know voices that are heard they will definitely put the emphasis. It and I think that one of the things that I heard during the conversation was that they were actually calling for board members to actually participate and be part of the the whole organization. So you know now it's on the now it's on the shoulders of the individual podcasters to actually come and do that. Podcasters always having opinions. Who were kind of watch social facebook? Everything on the response to this and I was just kind of taking a wait and see attitude on it for now but I think that One thing that will have to make sure is that we WANNA make sure that they're inclusive indie podcasters. And you know you talk about the Oscars and I think you know Netflix. Spent seventy million dollars to promote to get twenty one nominations and then they they got two Oscars out of those nominations. So you know so thirty five million dollars and an Oscar. They spent was that my so. I'm worried the only thing I'm worried about is that the big money's GonNa come into play so hopefully we're able to have Something that where everyone from the lowest level. Podcast and the starter. Podcasts are all the way up to someone that's well established and with the Industry Company can be involved and I think their application process at this point is a little little quirky but we'll let them work that out take some time again. They just announced it. It looks like to me that they maybe thought about this. Recently and it wasn't the message wasn't quite polished so we'll let their board of Governors get. This worked out and hopefully they invite some additional folks because a lot of the people are on that board of Governors was like corporate corporate corporate corporate and. I WANNA make sure that if they do have room for six or seven or eight whatever. The number was nor governors podcasters and to give some input to the process podcasters the broader community recognize and respect and will represent that side of the industry. And I think that the other thing that came up with this whole thing is is a podcast. Movement launched the the Academy podcasters Awards a few years back and also they lost a hall of fame of which you and I taught or are a part of And I think there was some concern that maybe this is trying to replace that and and I know podcast movement has a toll told me that they intend on keeping the hall of fame going now. The the awards part of it I think they're open to letting go of that Which is probably okay But these things are Are a moving situation and I think that the industry like you guys said I think it is a good idea to do this I also got some clarity from her in that the The podcast academy is not going to be like a professional organization. Necessarily it's just GonNa be an organization that focuses on the content side and content production and not so much focused on trying to include everybody As far as I think they would like to include everybody but it does feel like a very content centric.
"golden mike" Discussed on If I Were You
"On how I can make these terrible hours go by faster. I tried listening to a certain podcast wink wink to help them. Learned the hard way that listening to something that makes you laugh. Audibly can be an embarrassment in the office thank you we never had to have a bad boring ninety five there were I mean. Yeah but there were times that I was bored at college humor right but at Boring Day at college humor is still feels probably more exciting than most office jobs. Yeah that's definitely true Hard to go from student which is like you know college student which is definitely not nine to five straight and like you know is test they have to study for your sort of making your own schedule into the workforce which is like much more strict. You don't even have exam so you're not like necessarily stimulated in the same way it's sorta sort of this weird anti yeah that that's kind of insane culture shock. I imagine school to nine to five. What was the worst job you ever had besides head gum besides podcasting Guy I? I didn't really have any like bad job like I was a tutor. which was fine? It was nice. I worked on my like schools newspaper at Berkeley a little bit. But that wasn't like a nine to five like helping out as much as possible and then I went straight into college humor. You really had it easy you little shit. Yeah I worked in a I worked at a coal mine but that was only for summer. When was that? It was only for number. Where what's that I can't hear that you're talking softly now? I didn't really do it. Child cooled frigging listeners. I worked in a coal mine not in the mind but like there was a trailer at the top and I would like answer people's emails and questions calls I I had I had I had a summer job where I was a camp counselor during the day like from nine. AM to two. And then I would work at my dad's office from two PM. MM to six. Yeah so that was like a really long day where I mean the part where I worked in. My Dad's office was super borey working as an assistant assistant in a tax accounting firms office at age. Nineteen it's not accounting. It's tax law. There's a difference. What are you still working? They're still family fucking business and I think you'd have to call me. Data Glorified Accountant. He's is that. Is that where you were yesterday. We can get a hold of you. You're a gopher at my dad's the law firm. Yeah so they need toter. You're like what like an intern nowadays. Turn on Gopher then I get the shit that they need when they need it. I'm kind of like an office manager and I supplied and toner toner exactly exactly when you say toner ink where they need to pigs legal size on the a sixteen. That's that's the that's the eight by sixteen paper legal law size when they run out of that and they run out of toner they ask the gopher and that's me and I grab it sorry any advice on how to make a night to five better. I think you really got to become friends with your co workers. Your Job's not GonNa get better. The work's not necessarily going to get better but if you are surrounded by people that you like the sense of Camaraderie Might make the work more enjoyable. He'll have a lunch hour with friends. is you'll be able to get a drink after work with some some chums so relates just takes one office crush that just will make full seasons fly by. Yeah I think I guess I wouldn't necessarily say develop a crush on someone because that can be a gated but Get close to your co-workers workers. Maybe that's a crush. Maybe it's not who knows. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life except for getting close to your co workers in some fashion. Can you force a crush. I don't think you can force a crush. No but I think that they happened pretty naturally. When you're when you're working like you have a an office office crush crush usually do yeah like even if it's not serious you just you just like have somebody that you are fascinated by? I think that happens yeah. It's almost unavoidable. Yeah it's like in a room. There's like this famous math. I guess thing that s there's sixteen or seventeen people in a room. The odds of two of them having the same birthday are like fifty percent. It's much higher than you think. So if you're if you're in an office with seventeen people the odds of two people having a crush on each other probably over fifty percent. Yeah Seventeen people. I think to the odds of two people like falling in love. Over a period of time if those people congregate aggregate regularly. I think it's high all right. Let's try to one last question. Yes we'll call this man Golden Mike. ooh very good. I've been a fan of Jake and Amir since it ended in two thousand fifteen but I didn't realize you guys had a podcast podcast since then. I've listened almost every episode twice and I can honestly say every Golden Mike Jacobs. Everyone was not only deserved. It was earned. Yes Anyway Ed. My question might not be one. You typically answer so I'll make it quick that's right. have either of you ever struggled with an addiction. I'm addicted to smoking cigarettes. And we'd I'm currently currently in place of my life where it's easy to feed my addiction and I'm struggling to stop any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated or at least two minutes of entertainment while I take a ride right on this puff. The Magic Dragon Place. I think I've been addicted to stuff. I don't know there's I wonder I've definitely had compulsions to do stuff. Is that addiction yet. Another addiction where it's like I can't I can't put my phone down and then there's addiction where it's like. My body chemically craves nicotine. That I've never had anything like that where it feels like I am like I've had things where feels like I can't stop like putting my phone down. I guess like there are times when I was doing lots of drugs but I never felt like I needed. It couldn't survive without it. You know it was more like just more fun to have it yeah. It was like addicted to having fun and I felt like I couldn't have fun without certain drugs but we've had friends who are addicted to cigarettes. That tried like there was a book that helped some of my friends there was. I have no therapy got hypnotized. Oh Alan cars easy way to stop smoking. Oh Yeah I remember that. We had friends that like would read that book and Stop Smoking for months at a time. Where a bunch of friends who had nicotine gum? The there was a hypnotherapist going through like the college humor off. was there there. Is there anything that you've ever been addicted to me personally. No I mean phone is obvious one. That's why I cut the INSTAGRAM's stories out of my life. Yeah I what do you you have A. What do you have habits like? I don't know we'd have to talk to an actual doctor. I think to understand what the difference is between like Compulsion Addiction Habits and all that type of shit all the same chemical addiction or addiction specifically like scientific craving for something. I think addiction. I mean addiction is much much more serious thing than being quote unquote addicted to your phone. Right there are I mean. There's definitely resources for stopping smoking. Me and a beer clearly aren't a good one but we told you about two different a book and a hypnotist hypnotherapist. So there's two ideas how is is that not enough for you. That's all you listen to the pod because being your addiction specialists you went to through a little cigarette thing and I was like you still like smoking cigarettes because I thought it made me look cool but then like you were. You would have like this like evening a cigarette or like yeah. Having cigarette I did on the way I think it was just like is definitely because I was when we first moved out to la. I think it was like a a little stressed or something because that was what we were writing. The pilot and I would have a cigarette in the evening as a way to unwind like a nightcap cigarette. Yeah I guess but I don't think I was ever addicted because I don't if I didn't have that it would be fine. I wouldn't be like in a bad mood. I guess that's like a slippery slope on your way. To being addicted to cigarettes. I definitely could have become addicted but I don't think ever was. I wonder if caffeine also like you have oh yeah well coffee today. I guess. That's an addiction. Actually my body would go through withdrawal and has why like didn't drink coffee. There have been times when I I don't drink coffee in the morning and I started to get a headache and you hear about people that try to quit Caffeine get migraines for the day or for a few days or something. Yeah whenever whenever. I'm sick like in the heart of the sickness. I don't crave that iced coffee. Yeah that's happened to. It's happened to me where I'm like sick and I don't WanNa coffee but then in the afternoon it all starts to get a headache and I'll be like why do I feel sick. What do I feel sicker? I'm like Oh yeah I need to have a little coffee right. It just feels fine more fine because it's coffee instead of like. Why do I have this headache? Oh yeah because I haven't had whiskey today yes I mean. There's coffee is definitely one of those acceptable addictions shins. I want to be addicted to water. Do you drink enough water drinking water. I my brother was thinking that I drink too much water oh. Up to clear. Yeah I thought that like there wasn't really too much. You couldn't really drink too much water. But maybe I'm like flushing out my systems. Maybe that's why I I think he could drown your body you. It'd be really nice for unite to just like the spend the day with a with like a some kind of smart person. The Not just the smart person but like like a body expert of fitness expert. I don't know Jack Doctor. That could tell us everything. Everything we need to know when Arnold Schwarzen- doctor of sorts. Yeah that'd be Nice All right that's it. That's our time. Thanks for emailing us. If you have your own questions or theme song submission send him to if I were you show at g mail dot com. The opening theme song was written by Aaron. Brad Davis Rollo's in one was was re is a jazzy number written by Brian Payne I love jazzy number. 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"golden mike" Discussed on If I Were You
"Yes. I fucked wall. So she thinks she does this guy any explanation. No, which which is the one that called dips, the first guy the one that she hooked up with the one that you looked up with. Yeah. The one that showed up with called dibs. Unfortunately, that's came over. You recall deep depart. What's your mouth? Oh, it's sort of my my lower. Oh, it's Tam in smoking cigar and sniffing brandy. It's a chance ago champs gar. Well, shock sister. You've been called dibs. You've been you've been did. Oh, you missed this Baotou. I'm gonna mayor of Takagi go in one thousand nine hundred four name, Cianci RV. Lov anger, leave it. Very good. That would that's almost golden Mike worthy. If you didn't. If you didn't force it four for the Mike earlier in the episode. I don't think I want you to know that the our view all being called back. That's that's the golden Mike that never was you don't think I've ever made a joke like that on the show before I think you have I think maybe something I had done her said before was better got it. And then do you think I have there been times where I made the best joke, but I had been Dc beforehand. This is the first ever Deke cute. I don't I don't want you to think that like you've d queued before. And that's the only reason why I've won this is the first ever golden Mike by forfeit, and there will be an asterisk on it forever, which pains me to say, but but it tells one, but why? There's an Asterix on the award. You're giving yourself with show fear giving yourself, but what let's hear it. I was just gonna say, but I but I did win the second goal to Mike this episode got it. So that's what was the second. One four looks on a portent. I don't want to relitigate every single golden, Mike. We're not we're not gonna do that. That's not what the golden makes about de queued for this on. Because all I'll I remember doing is really didn't care. I said PS good job on Jake. When the the golden Mike last week. And then you're like, I hope you're you're not obsessed with it. And I said not too obsessed a little bit and queued me for not care. It was three strikes because you were obsessed. No, then, you know, and then he said he didn't care. So that's three strikes and you're out. That's that's it you're out and I feel like. I don't wanna get too far into the into the weeds with this thing. 'cause it's a lot of like peeking under the hood, see how the sausage is made people just tune into here the show. Yes, let's just try to have fun. I am trying to have fun. But you're sitting here across from me. You got the sunglasses on your holding trophy? You're holding a small little Mike. It's a small. The fucking take don't make me take you out of the running for next week. Oh my God. I already be eliminated for next week. I've never done it before. No. You haven't. I'm not gonna do it. Thank you wouldn't do that fucking Christ. What now taking? Yeah. Done taking out for next week. Okay. Jesus. I'm trying to find one last question before to get out of here. Yeah. Well, let's try to have fun because I feel that really, you know, bring the energy down you make it all about the golden Mike, you're pissed. You're sad. You're mad at yourself. I imagine. But I think you're really cool co host. Okay. Okay. Thank you. You're super funny. The Harvey while banger shit was awesome. As a really do callback. Thank you. I need. Hadn't been de cute earlier in the. About the thing. I'm trying to just move forward. Okay. And you're like backpedaling backtracking. I get a smile. Eddie. Good smile. See? All right. That was a nice mile. I'm a little out. That wasn't a laugh. I need a fall from you. Goes that's hard. I wish I didn't win at Turkey that would make about you still wouldn't golden. So do I used on the golden, Mike? I went to golden Mike this episode you to turkeys. Get rid of one of my turkeys for making the Harvey wellbeing. Aegis. I showed you the teeth as she gave you the smile. Gimme one thirty to your two golden mikes. You're still way head unit out up three trophies..
"golden mike" Discussed on If I Were You
"I did. I did meaningfully. Consider it no way, you took four seconds. That wasn't soul-searching. I honestly fucking paused. I I knew I was going to say no right from the from the yes to make you think that I considered it. So I didn't hurt your feelings. But you don't about this. You're creating shit, and you are creating shit fucking drum up another fake third trophy and give it to me. You still have to have one. Okay. Okay. The the Brown. Turtle ward for shitting, podcasting is yours an wanna say to give that to you. I hate to. I want. I really hate that. I that I want to golden Mike said you wanna Brown this this up? Sowed the Brown turned for shitting podcast. Congrats. Congrats congrats on that. Yeah. I r. Are you have a speech speech now, I'm afraid to ask? But have I ever won the Brown Turdy before? Oh my God. What is this? Let's hear. What's your answer? Have I ever won the Brown Turdy award for shitty podcasting before to you? This is your I don't. don't know. Keep in mind, I just would know award. No, golden my but not thirty. How many times have I won the Turkey to you? This is your three hundred eighty. Every episode. I get the Terni you got the golden Mike and today, you have to you've gotten the dirty dirty for every single we've ever done and every episode that you did without me, which was the one with Ben even even thirty thirties would have been too much, and you're giving me three hundred eighty three hundred and eighty thirty turkeys for shitting podcasting an award, and I hate to I hate to do likley because you could've asked me privately. We could've talked about this off Mike, you're at me. Listen to how mad your me for losing the award. I never wanted to have this. I never wanted to have this out here. I don't think we need to air our laundry like this. I agree. I don't think it's a good look for agree. I don't think it's good for the puck. So let's let's wrap it let's leave it. Let's forget that this ever happened. I quickly want to say thank you for my two. Golden mikes this episode. It's it's it's a humbling honour, and I'm cheesed chuffed by okay. I know that cheese. I know that you're chuffed to say that shit you're making up and you're giving say anything except it in silence. And I think that's weird. But I want I want to say, thank you. And that's it. I think this is much weird. Well, we don't have to talk about it anymore. So it's not weird. It's it's over. Yes. We're done. Correct. Strap it correct. And I have no award did get no fucking alive. No fucking. You have. I've no speech. Then you've got you have a Brown streak that you're keeping alive. Here. You've won every single Turkey. That's been awarded. So you do have an award. You probably don't want to give. Thank you speech because. Yes, it's more like a no, thank you speech. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I by the way mad. You're not you should be at if you're I don't I'm not happy. I didn't want to have this conversation. This isn't fun for me gave me an award. You made up an award. I wanted one of the golden mikes. You made a Turkey. And then you get up making up you owned it. How did how should this guy them be blunt this clingy co worker, I think with the very polite text? That's good. What about what about a nice fake lie where you're like sorry? I have a girlfriend this is making me a little uncomfortable. I mean, but then your friends and your coworkers. Thank you have a girlfriend, and you're like. They're like let's bring around than you can't do that. And I think I think it's cleaner to be like, I'm not looking for a relationship right now where I'm not interested in seeing anybody, Honey..
"golden mike" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM
"W c it is the weekly break down with Brian Becker hurt every other Sunday, they sell it for tuning and WIBC listeners are so incredibly helpful to I was bellyaching in this last segment here about how I'm driving a van right now that was graciously given to us as a loner as the wife, and I are kind of getting our our footing back here in the city of Indianapolis. And and finding our way. You know, you you got a two year old and all of a sudden now the sports car doesn't seem so important anymore. I tend to favor things like food diapers. So Chuck golden Mike called in both with great tips on how to fix my car. And I gotta tell you is. I do appreciate it greatly. Our listeners are very good hearted people. But I'm just going to take it to a shop, and let them mess with it. And tell me everything that's wrong with it. And then I'll just I'll just continue to bellyache and complain about it because if I've learned one thing it's that I am not a handy guy. I've tried working. I used to be able to change my oil. I can't do that anymore. Now, you need a you need a highly highly sophisticated degree in science in order to just be able to change the oil and most cards now, you really got to know what you're doing. And I've tried home improvement projects by wife and I- restored a house in Los Angeles and producer, Ethan. I needed you. Because I know you restore homes I needed you out there because I can't do anything. I tried to replace that the little tried to make the toilets. Stop leaking. Right. All right. That's a toilet bowl that. Okay. You think that's easy? Right. All right. So I go, and I get the little thing to make it all work out. Okay. And I I was feeling very good about myself. And then I slowly began to tighten down the bolts for the tank on the top. Boom. Over tightened the entire tank exploded. And then we had to call plumber, and it was in the middle of the night. And then they had church of sexual, and then they said, well, you need a new pressure regulator, and then I had a meltdown frequently known to do ninety three WABC we have Dr Matt will here where he is the associate professor of finance at school business there at university of Indianapolis, Dr will lease so pleased to have you in here and actually come into the studio live on the weekend. Thanks so much Brian. Thanks for having me and congratulations on the new show. The people of Indianapolis are very fortunate to have you sitting at the helm such a good.
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Portable thing okay thank you sir all right Chris. Ancarlo, in, the middle of this fire this holy fire and I and I hate, to say this little. Self serving but. Mandate if he doesn't get a golden Mike for what we just heard then the golden Mike should just died wrap up. Yeah actually what you hear what you heard dropping. On, him, was praise and golden Mike awards and trophies that's exactly right that's what, it sounds like when a golden Mike. Drops on your head That's what. It sounds like. And if they don't give them one for that then I give up You're in on this, one too well okay I'm always. Team you'd Hubbard's. I'm always piggyback with some it's usually. Steve Gregory I asked him to. Come? On your name will be. On it right you're beyond it. As. Well Are you pod them up Get some angel you help, them? Get into that area right I did and I did the reports before and after his coverage after all right and bender you. Android him in the news and then I had a comment about, that that one reporter by. But I'm, definitely. In, right I guess Joey I I heard that he was going to be on and I was. Well. Prepared for. His, report okay all right well it's Conway in the heathens the latest on. The fires burning throughout California the fire in the lake Elsinore area has burned more than eighteen thousand. Acres orange and riverside counties just five percent contained tens of thousands of people are under evacuation orders. The wildfire burning near. Idyllwild there's been fully contained it's burned more than thirteen thousand acres of the past. Two weeks and the fire the Minnesota county area is now sixty percent contained bird more. Than one hundred square miles that's about the size of LA and destroyed at least one hundred homes whether in the fourteen next this.
"golden mike" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"The state senate the state house will receive a proposal from the governor rick scott after a a a workshop that lasted all day long the other day and included people from the department of education law enforcement and from mental health services they all sat down they talked about this governor matt yesterday with some of the students who were up your from the the high school in south florida and he says he's going to come up with something to present to lawmakers tomorrow all right jim thank you so much thanks when really appreciate jim ryan very good now we are in the middle of a super segment so we're not taking a break until the bottom of the hour and now we wanna bring on mega award winning kfi reporter a man who won so many golden mike awards that his ability to hold them all at the same time is being studied by fitness experts all over the world please welcome chris and carlo good morning wayne jaido and good are you are at the press conference yesterday of mcdonnell talking about the situation in whittier where it looks like a possible school shooting plot was awarded yeah exactly right and it was interesting to hear not only the conversation about that specific case but also more broadly about a gun control i've got a couple clips of jim mcdonald that will play a little bit later the the share from los angeles county but just the nuts and bolts of the story here um it was a seventeen year old kid last week made a comment in that common was overheard by a school safety officer that school safety officer confronted the kids hey what do you mean by this kids at something to the effect of you know in three weeks there's going to be a a shooting here at which point the school safety officer said okay were were going to go talk to administrators and at that point he also called the sheriff's department in and so it was that heads up the law enforcement which allowed this to to move up obviously.
"golden mike" Discussed on Super Station 101
"You had a big golden mike appalled light upon a you everything and when you can serve when we talk about the way you view donald trump now you already know donald trump distrust on my elevated into the top you already know dan what's really going to say that but nevertheless you press the issues and like you say people who have these live moral issues shooting liz the man continuing to put words in my mouth and i did not say and by the way of donald trump's an idiot and his elementary megan into the top it means any mole ron can run for president so while until guys give it a strong winds were there andrew and jessica own superstation one on one mr delivery of with with people looking boudreau door woo just keep playing that music a red toyota because this is going to be the the wrong the new home maroon music and zelda lateral for the first grade the the would be under our view euro rv with people whatever it all matter whatever whatever you can buy whatever race ever gender mvp forever by bring it all break it down uh huh yeah on one side of this argument parents say they want a more welcoming climate further transgender non binary children at five on the other side parents who say the proposal infringes on their basic parental rights i think parents have the right to name their kids gender under regulation 225 schools would be required to provide access to facilities than activities that are consistent were they students gender identity regardless of the child sex at birth this includes bathrooms and locker rooms teams boards in adhering to the child's preferred name under the proposal students would also jews their own race.