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Cameo now lets you book 10-minute Zoom calls with celebrities

San Diego's Morning News with Ted and LaDona

00:56 sec | 5 months ago

Cameo now lets you book 10-minute Zoom calls with celebrities

"People pay celebrities, entertainers, musicians. And influencers to record messages for them. Now the service is expanding into live Zoom calls. Every single athlete actor celebrity at the core is really a gig. Economy work, Stephen Go. Llinas is co founder and CEO of the biggest things Get Paper Game. Musicians get paid per show. Stand up Comedians Get Paper Act, which raises the question of how much should it cost for a 10 minute zoom call and our celebrities setting the right price. We have price for their talent. Modern and almost these Tom slick, like in real estate, where they can see people that are similar statue. Maybe teammates of theirs on a sports team are a similar calibre musician and another band. A 10 minute zoom call with comedian Gilbert Gottfried was recently listed for $150 while actor Charlie Sheen was going for $500. I'm Charlie Pellet. Bloomberg Radio. Radio.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:47 min | 10 months ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"That's mark give a whole family example. Michael could you say to a random father? What's going on you're in Keith? And the girl Jeez. Hello Hello Hello Sir. Day this more from. That's great news for the kid and the girl young for that call the yeah either one. Yeah when you can't pronounce any of the name. Why would you go for all of it all right so now's a bad time? I'm a little busy. I'm a spilled water all over my pulse. I can't talk now. I've got water on my balls Gilbert. You're the best I mean. That's a ticket. Oh also check out a after. You're done seeing Gioja Rabbit. I recommend everybody see the Documentary Gilbert. I'm not a documentary Kinda Guy. I know that makes me sound stupid but I. I need something that gets my attention. This doc about Gilbert's life and why is he such a jokester the man at tragedy and it's so good it's moving SALGA? It's hilarious. It's ten. Yeah that's all I can say all right everybody. Thank you very much. Have a great weekend. GotTa Dot Com and go to Gilbert DOT COM Gilbert Godfrey Dot COM Gilbert Godfrey dot com. Thank you Gilbert Godfrey Dot Com. I don't know by your own fucking website. Gilbert Godfrey Dot Com. I don't know my own fucking website fucked me in fact. I'm I'm putting out a cameo right now. Joe Byrd sucked my Dick Kennedy. You've been to the ocean right..

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:42 min | 10 months ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I pay for this House. Bits while she's like. Hey come on guys you. You can't be one of the kids and you have to clean up. He just knocks over Milken Goes I. I guess I can't say I'm a kid at heart meetings or anything like this I if I can avoid them I do not even paying attention right. What school they go to if you had the site. Yes that's a couple of times I I can't tell you. What Gorge there right. Yeah but you know no one of those parents act weird around you because you are a very notable celebrity. I yeah it is. It is weird. Oh my one of my favorite. Is that when my son was going to preschool? We met with the teacher and the teacher said well. He doesn't pay attention and He's always trying crack. Joe Do you did you go. It's your problem exactly and I thought Oh. Well I'm going to have to really beat him for that and then the teacher said she asked him. Where did you learn how to be funny? And he said for my daddy and she said Oh your daddy's funny and he said well he's funny at home not at work. I nine eleven jokes at work at home might end up a millionaire. Now Gilbert Godfrey the podcast like I mentioned is Gilbert Godfrey Amazing Colossal podcast and you just celebrated three hundred episodes yesh -gratulations. You're still enjoying it. I it depends who the cash right. Now you're stuck sometimes sometimes if feels like or I also get that feeling sometimes when I'm performing on stage where it's like either a good date or a bad day. Where like on a good date. You'll be talking for hours and it's like you feel like five minutes. Went by a bad date. Is You've been on stage for five minutes and you feel like a few hours. Would you find yourself? You're you're talking. You're interviewing somebody. You really should not even five minutes and you're like Oh my guy. Yeah they know. This show isn't ten minutes. I'll look like an asshole. I send it showtimes. It's been where I go. God I can't think of anything else I want. When we have a bad guess we basically just turned to each other and continue the show. Will you do that? Look at your Co Host. Frank and be like just this guy. Oh yeah yeah I mean I see but you have to somehow related to him right. And so what frank does because I like sometimes zone out together? Three zone out in the coastal takeover. Shell why we say right. The hostal say well why I made a movie where I was it took place on the ocean and frank. Say to me Gilbert you. You've gone to the ocean blaming and playing on the beach right now. Oh Yeah Yeah To Polish people at the yeah exactly and then the guest goes all right interview over. Everybody wins you. Can you can hear the other times Gilbert spin on. He's been on the Keith. My girl three times before I go to keep them girl dot com slash Gilbert Gottfried. The episodes were called. Gilbert Godfrey Goo Goo Gottfried and Gilbert. Oh I don't know what we're GONNA call this and I'm also a cameo. Yes SO CAMEO DOT COM PEOPLE. Pay You one hundred fifty dollars to get video shoutout for me and you'll say like happy birthday or something like that free birthday you're an asshole and anything at all ladies it could be the. Taliban people say that like Conway Canopy Shit that? Yeah Yeah and I go. I can European I by the way. That's my brother's name and I got a free one. Yeah Ken you suck Dick. That's mark give a whole family example. Michael could you say to.

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Strategies for Eating Healthier

The Nutrition Diva's Quick and Dirty Tips for Eating Well and Feeling Fabulous

10:50 min | 1 year ago

Strategies for Eating Healthier

"Hello and welcome to the nutrition diva podcast. I'm your host Monica Rheingau and week I'm reviewing some brand new research on the types of strategies that are most effective in changing people's behavior for the better so if you've ever struggled to change the each season of knowing host Christie West Guard will take you for an inside look at an iconic entertainer the first season is all about Robin Williams in this short eight episode autobiography you'll hear never before heard interviews from people who worked with Robin and knew him best and you'll hear from comedians like Gilbert Gottfried and Chris get hard about how Robin inspired them to push the boundaries of comedy listen for a moving portrait of an unforgettable icon just search for knowing colon robin Liam's on your favorite podcast APP could your eating habits be a little better well you're in good company despite decades of haranguing by parents health professionals government agencies and podcasters the average American is still taking in too much sugar too many highly processed foods and too few fruits and vegetables we're taking in too many calories and too few nutrients as a result we tend to be both overweight and undernourished the causes of these dietary indiscretions are well documented the proliferation of cheap high-calorie Hyper Palatable Food and beverages as well as the normalization of huge portion sizes and constant snacking have created an environment and culture in which it takes superhuman hurt and willpower to not overeat the question is how do we change all this put calories on restaurant menus hide the ice cream in the the freezer served dinner on smaller dinner plates post healthy eating messages and cafeterias break rooms and on our refrigerators at home you name it someone has tried it and many of these strategies work at least a little but are any of them really making a dent what are the most effective ways to encourage healthy behaviors that will ultimately result in improved health a pair of French researchers Roman KC and Pierre Shangdong set out to find out the identified ninety six different research studies that employed various strategies for nudging people toward healthy choices and they compared there else to determine which seemed to be the most effective for this particular study the researchers calculated how each nudge impacted total calorie intake. now. Admittedly reducing calories is not the only way that a nudge might improve your nutrition but with obesity being such a primary concern it's certainly relevant and this metric does allow us to compare the effects of a lot of different types of interventions a nudge in this case was defined as any that altered people's behaviors without outright forbidding something or using economic incentives for example if an employer wanted to incur urge their employees to drink less soda and more water they could remove all the soda from the vending machines or double the price of the soda so that the bottled water it was much cheaper but neither one of those would be nudges a nudge is something that influences the choices that you make or in the language of the researchers alters the choice architecture without removing your ability to make or afford a different choice and the researchers found that none She's divided themselves into three categories cognitive strategies try to affect what you know they aim to make you think a bit more before making yourself election or taking a bite cognitive nudges include things like adding calorie counts to restaurant menus or in the case of our employer who wants their employees to drink less soda a cognitive nudge might be to hang a poster next to the soda machine showing how much sugar is in a twenty ounce bottle of soda and other type of cognitive nudge is using logos or icons to identify healthier choices so putting a heart icon on high fiber cereals or a little Broccoli icon next to lower calorie menu items would both be examples of this type of nudge over the past tanner twenty years a lot of energy and money has been invested in cognitive dodges like adding calorie counts two menus and changing the way calories are displayed unpackaged foods unfortunately of all the three types of ages. Cognitive strategies are the least impactful in terms of average impact on calorie intake cognitive nudges reduced typical intake by about six fifty four calories per day the second category of nudges our affective strategies these try to change the way you feel about food or behavior without necessarily changing what you know affect of nudges include applying appealing words and images to healthy choices instead of offering you aside of carrots I might offer you citrus infused glazed spring carrots on a menu I might include beautiful photographs of the Salads but not the fried foods another type of affect of nudge is known as the healthy eating call this is when a sign or a server suggests that a certain choice is more desirable would you like to split a desert with the table or we can substitute a salad for the fries if you prefer or are pasta also comes in half portions instead of trying to inform you about the nutritional attributes of a food affect of strategies focused on making certain foods more desirable or influencing how you feel about a certain choice these appeals to the senses the emotions are somewhat more effective than appeals to reason in terms of reducing calorie intake affect nudges are almost twice as impactful as cognitive ones reducing energy intake by about one hundred thirty calories a day or about seven point five percent as you may have guessed by now the third category of nudges turned out to be the most effective of all and tell you all about what that was right after this break to thank our sponsors support for today's show comes from bare minerals creators of clean beauty bare minimum else believes in pure formulation and uncompromising performance they believe that make up and skin care should make your skin better not just better looking bare minerals damn the clean beauty revolution in nineteen ninety-five with their best selling original foundation it offers creamy lightweight coverage that's naturally luminous the clean formula things only five ingredients all minerals including non-chemical SPF protection it's makeup so pure you can sleep in it the bare mineral formula those are clean without compromise and they're all one hundred percent cruelty free so upgrade to clean beauty products use the foundation finder at bare minerals dot com to find perfect match and first time customers get fifteen percent off with the Promo Code diva that's bare minerals dot com Promo code diva for fifteen percent off your first just bare minerals the power of good today's episode was also supported by molecule molecule is re imagining the future of clean air starting with the air purifier molecule destroys indoor air pollutants at a molecular level removing them from the air that you breathe the technology has been verified by science but most importantly it's been tested by real people molecule has offered asthma and allergy sufferers around the country and all new experience one moore even said she was able to breathe through her nose for the first time in fifteen years and now molecule offers their breakthrough pico technology across a wide range of advocation solutions for your entire home for ten percent off your first order of an air purifier visit molecule dot com and enter diva ten checkout that's M. 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Dot Com and your code is diva ten the third category of nudges our behavioral strategies these try to change what you do without necessarily affecting what you know or what you feel in fact behavioral nudges can function without you even being aware of them one popular category of behavioral nudge is making the healthy choice the easy choice for example placing green salads in convenient grab and go containers at the center of the store but having the fried chicken in the back of the store we have to wait in line line for a Deli worker to quit it in a container for you another example of this type of behavioral nudge is to put the vegetables and the grilled salmon and other healthy items beginning of a buffet line and the less nutritious items like biscuits or macaroni and cheese at the end when you have less room on your plate third category of behavioral nudges is to use smaller plates and containers for calorie dense foods like pasta chips or soda and larger plates and containers healthier lower calorie dishes like salads vegetables water and cut fruit as you've probably anticipated the behavioral nudges were the most effective of all overall they reduced calorie intake by more than two hundred calories or twelve percent and in particular changing the size of the portions and the Oh now have been where we've been investing most of our resources it turns out that when it comes to making healthier choices knowing more doesn't always translate into doing better but we are powerfully impacted by ease and convenience

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

04:58 min | 1 year ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"Some sort of violation in Ece seem benign right so what what ultimately what you're doing is it's this is such a violation of like what is normal but except it's coming from you and there should be seen as safe because it's like this guy. I just says this stuff. You make such a practice of crossing whatever line they like well. That's the thing that this guy yeah you came up around on the same time give or take as Larry David Andy Kaufman who had their own sort of complicated relationship to audiences in. What ways do you feel like what you do what they did is similar or different different. Andy Kaufman was before but I remember I used to. He used to pop up in clubs that I was hanging out waiting to get on on it like catch in the comic strip now well before the comics. Gerbil was catch and the Improv and I don't remember him doing an entire <hes> hundred bottled beer on the wall and it's like you go. Oh my God he's going to do the entire the thing and that was something and I remember Larry David you stu he would kind him get angry on stage not just onstage off he'd get angry and sometimes he gets into fights with people in the audience and one time he get into a fight with this drunk and drunk said. Oh Yeah Eh well. Your mother fucks my dog and Larry. David's bet your dog doesn't enjoy what's interesting at at this point of the joke where you know the rats are not capitated and is you forget that then the parts were the families all having sex with each other. It's like normal and yes yeah then it's like. Oh okay okay their fathers fucking the door latch okay yeah more sex happens and this is my favorite part of the entire joke list all the there's blood and there's AH Shit and there's pissing. That's all stuff and then you go sweat yeah. Oh sweat. That's disgusting swiped it. It's it is so wims ICAL APP. Do you feel like especially when you do it. Do you feel like this is a very the adult joke or very childlike Joe I. I'm GonNa say pretty childish and immature. Which is what I'm good yeah so the rats are now decapitated there the boys having sex with his mom's is whole and then for no reason no reason. Did you start doing Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know how I started another thing. I just started slipping and I forget what did I say literally just sort of like start artichoke over as if you're Jerry family walks into engines all the all the folks ooh Jirga all. It's something like that yeah at this point if you're really go. It's essentially like every <music>. All of your reference points are available at your like anything that have can kitchen sink have jerry. Let me throw this. Yes yes the next thing which is very funny. Is You then sort of like fast forward five hours vehicle and then they keep on doing that for five hours. When do you get us. How do you get a sense of it's time to wrap up as a more about your more about the audience. I think it's more about me at that point yeah. I don't feel like like being here any longer and that's I guess it's like through Jerry Seinfeld in there in that has your guest is that I've yeah whatever the barrel is. I scraped Jerry Seinfeld search. That's just so cut to the agent. He is non-plussed yeah why why is he nonplussed yeah that that's <hes> yeah. That's another another amazing part of the story. Is that or with every joke you go well. Why no you wouldn t react. Why didn't he call cops. Why why isn't he going. Oh my God they'll have to have this office. Destroy corsage commander-in-chief. Shit and pitch comment geolog- so the contrast users. It's funny that you're like. What is the word that is the most opposite of everything that just happened yeah yeah yeah and what do they call it? The aristocrats do you. How do you sort of symbolize the finish it seems like different comedians have different ways of like the end yeah..

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

01:37 min | 1 year ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"I have to catch your flight to allay. I couldn't get a direct direct flight. We have to make a stop at the Empire State Building and forget it. I lost audience bigger than anybody. Audie has ever lost an audience and people are booing and hissing. One Guy Yelled out too soon which I thought meant. I didn't take long enough pause between the shut up and the punchline. Has Anyone said that before in like was that the invention of saying I that's the the first time I heard I was quite proud of that. I I always remember like I yell too soon. Yeah you know it's like and then I feel like oil <hes> okay. What makes it soon enough. You know. It's like okay but it's too too soon yeah. It's kind of like to me. I could make an argument that by me making it too soon. I'm more sensitive than people who wait and think it's okay yeah. 'cause it's like you can make a joke about the titanic. No one's GONNA attack you for that and so because you're a sensitive person you waited all those years so by being a sensitive person and making got titanic joke. You're saying fuck everybody who died on the titanic that years ago. We don't care about them them. Even the grandkids are dead in fuck their grand kids..

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Meet Gilbert Gottfried's sidekick Frank Santopadre

Talking Tech

05:23 min | 1 year ago

Meet Gilbert Gottfried's sidekick Frank Santopadre

"I have Frank Santa Padre. He is the co host of Gilbert, Godfrey's, amazing colossal podcast. This happens to be my favorite podcast aside from talking tech. Of course, a great place to get a lot of laps in stories about old Hollywood. And Frank one thing that I find really fascinating about your show. Is it sounds like you're interviewing people person to person, but many times, you're not correct? Or you're talking about the long distance broke up. How do you do that? What we do is. Well, we we originally we were doing Skype interviews, you know, when you're doing a show about old Hollywood a lot of people, especially retired people where where people in their sixties seventies and eighties live in Los Angeles. And we do the show out of New York. So that necessitated long distance and actions, we started doing them but phone calls, we realized that down very good. So we moved to Skype, but then the Skype audio would let you down because you would dependent on on the bandwidth, and and all kinds of other factors. So we decided to record people on the west coast. And then record our end, obviously on the east coast. And then our engineer mixes the two so really you get a seamless result. It sounds like we're in same room. So how do you do this does the person go to a studio and then you're negative air? They go to air will studios are our parent company partner, our partner, if you're wolf has a a studio in Hollywood. So they'll go there. And there's an engineer there. To record them. Sometimes we go to someone's home. If they're not in LA, we we recorded Robert Wagner last night. And he's an Aspen. So we dispatched an engineer to him at his house. And then they send us the audio files and our engineer Frank mixes the to file until it sounds like we're all together. How do you hear them? Over Skype hookup. Okay. Yeah. There's there's a there's a a camera. So we can see them which makes the interview better obviously, cover the other drawback to phone interviews is there's no I contact or anything you can't pick up social cues. You don't know when to speak when they're speaking. So we see them on a computer screen, and and and we hear them through through the Skype connection. We just don't use that Skype connection for for Finnish audio now when you came up with this concept, you are working with one of the great tech enthusiasts of all time. Gilbert, Godfrey, correct. Oh, there's nobody more technically proficient than Gilbert. And that of course, we're both being facetious. He is very anti tech. Now did he know what you're talking about? Did was it a tough sell mean? Tell me about this. You mean when when when we propose the idea of a podcast, so well, the podcast, and then the idea that you would use Skype to interview people. I I'm pretty sure Jeff that. After two hundred fifty maybe close to four hundred now if you count the Thursday, many episodes, I'm pretty sure he still has no idea. What a podcast is. Confident in that assessment. Yeah. He you know last night we were doing sound checks for five minutes. And the engineer couldn't understand why he couldn't hear Gilbert's voice. And then we realize he never plugged headphone, Jack he doesn't even have to use his cell phone. Tell everybody about the show. How's it doing the shows doing? Well. I mean, we never expected quite honestly this kind of response when we started. It was a large. Yes. It was started really as a labor of love and goof, I mean Gilbert, and I have known each other many years we used to sit on the phone till all hours, laughing about obscure character actors and just kind of arcane stuff that don't we thought only we cared about. When when we had the idea to actually interview some of our heroes. We thought oh, this'll be fun cult thing for a couple of hundred people, and our fellow the we didn't really know it would take off and that seventy five thousand eight thousand people a week would would download it were pleasantly surprised by the reaction and two hundred and fifty shows in. We've made a little name personnel to now. People want to do the show tell everybody about you. Because obviously Gilbert Gottfried has quite a career and from Aladdin to the comedy clubs to problem child. And all the things you guys talk about on the show, but Frank a writer tell everybody about yourself. Well, I've been a comedy writer for God about twenty five years professionally, and I've written everything I wrote for the Muppets I wrote cyber couple of screenplays that were optioned I written a lot of ward shows, I write for the comedy, central gross. I wrote the TV land awards they don't do anymore. Am I ran I wrote for I sort of made my bones writing for other comics and writing for people like Bill Murray, and oh, God all kinds of people joy Behar different people like that. And. And that kind of into into a career writing off show stuff panel what they call panel, which is celebrity talk show. I worked for the Howard Stern show for a while. So I'm kind of a joke writer, you know, writer of of one liner short form comedy award shows

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Howard and Gilbert Gottfried Sing Hebrew in New Phony Phone Call  The Howard Stern Show

The Howard Stern Show

03:02 min | 2 years ago

Howard and Gilbert Gottfried Sing Hebrew in New Phony Phone Call The Howard Stern Show

"The word stern show. We used my voice doing Hebrew the other day, and we took an old tape, Gilbert, Godfrey doing his rabbi routine AA, and we call the religious show, and I think it worked out great. I, I was laughing. This is one of those real like internet shows. You can't even figure out they could anyone possibly be listening beside us, like it's bunch, don't get it how these all these shows have listeners to this show is Pete like it's a bunch of religious people, quote, unquote, religious people who claim they speak in tongues and all that. Oh, no. Yeah, wasn't. It is now going into the book of numbers and our one year bible study, we pray that you are getting as much out of this bible study as we are. Somebody else on the show where that's not. Okay. All right. Hello. Hey, aurea there's brother known and pseudomonas. Okay, I'll tell you, we have this stranger situation here church. We've a few members and they're stuck speaking in tongues. This is the pastor that's doing that. Yes, yes, ma'am. When we have a few pastors doing it, can they got you think I can put him on the Tri Tim, and what they're saying? Oh, please. I believe with all my heart, I think in time. Oh, excellent. All right. Here's your pasture. Our. Yeah. Out. I have a Rockley by Barakaat ta the nihilo Ainhoa Mela whole our shared by Carbonneau relief. I mean non line to it, no pain tolerance. I in my heart. What I heard was God is going to begin to manifest himself and we're heading for the end of the end time I I would I think I would begin to fast and get on my face before God though, because everyone here all the parisioners we should all start fast, and that's what he's saying. It sounded to me. Okay. What about this guy? This is this pastor Gilbert. What's he saying? Gish Neil shit. Hey, dee. I'm not really sure about that. Just keep trying. Sure. Yeah. Shit, man. Sure. Ma'am. Okay. Yeah, we. Tonight. I'll go. Howard Stern show.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on The Tom Leykis Show

The Tom Leykis Show

03:06 min | 2 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on The Tom Leykis Show

"Mike Wow Vanni Tom. Yes Yes. Gilbert Gottfried I'm calling in, to say allow doing, great Gilbert. Our you I. Have great I have a joke, and I I hope. It's got I hope it's better than the one about the bar barbituate. Or something I think it might be a little. Bit better I don't know how much, you. Know A main goes to a doctor says you have two problems. He goes up Alzheimer's and you'd have cancer thank. God I don't have cancer thank you Okay Now I know, one three thousand. Tom be. Funny What? Do they say, Jesus Christ is, coming back No they'll? Do across not a boomerang God, it's one after another be funny Yeah here's the money money to for all the women who are too cheap, for money in the Bank and, said they put. It in their bras. Ladies try I put it, in your crotch maybe you'll get, more interest Wow Oh. Wow China one three, thousand Tom be funny, reality star. Donald, Trump Still, they'll president of, the, United States Is that a joke Yeah maybe Bye What Nursing overset enough is enough Golly Be more.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:41 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"And i was getting on a plane and ice sheet george karl one in one of the seats and i thought wow george carling and very just sat down didn't say anything on his lap and then and then the flight takes so off any gets up from his chair and he looks and he sought walking toward me and and i think oh my god he'd george karl of wants to talk to me and he says look i'm going to be writing sim staffing reading and then i want to get to sleep so what i kantor ten yuan and then he walks tracked show basically george carlin told me to go villa yes i know you're gonna wanna talk it was our preempt jan raas by what was really nice was but that's kind of nice though it away yeah as he did say hello yes hey why was grade at the end of the flight when they announce whereabouts homeland he came over to me and he handed me a piece of paper with his number on it and he said next time you're appearing on tv doing a special law whatever call me as so i can watch it because i wanted to see what's going on and brain of course uh that was great an amazing well the number of duty goal no i i never dial four one one by just missed the serene numbers and i got but never cold george karlin.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:08 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Uh i tim me are we i was never bar mitzvah i i love eating bacon so you're still problem yes yes and i don't know when the holidays are it's titled right and what what makes me jewell is i know that if they're not cheese come back i'll be on the train car with everyone outs bangok and show i'm a boxcar ju i i've i get it with soap for everybody i i know him a jew is what i go into the dumbbell yeah and i feel that community here like now i'm going to be rounded up urban i i'll go but that is the one thing that offends you right yes you would have fence you and you you went to the mel gibson thing oh what's that when when mel gibson was in the news for you know that he got arrested for drunk driving this are any whistle woman cop and he was calling coach sugar tickets and danny say what are you a jude that jews start ole ole wars and then he was saying at a news who's coming out that he would slap his wife while choose holding their baby and and our mel gibson they said say to his wife i'm gonna kill you and bury you in the rose garden and after all of this was over i say wait a minute what did he say about the jews that's your lana on a thing that read gypsies third way all of that oh my god oh wait now you do have a cultural identity now he's gone too far so you you do but you don't take on any of the god will you do we think there's a god we think there's a meeting wellness now at all now and design and i envied people who bowled leaving god because it eight.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:14 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Farc fuck oprah farc lance armstrong and like three people that are very big at that yeah and then he went i don't care for that i watched him realize that his son was watching and i can't and i'm like dad please just tell me that you're fucked up while they solidarity i remember ran the time this sunam me you know then christmas day yeah and and and eight was funny because i fly fires me gets loads of free publicity they get out of it yeah then hires a guy to imitate me for less money those springing closer to a horrible tragedy and i remember i wish being treated like you know like the dictator of our country the torturing dictator and i and i was on with this one reporter this woman reporter and i you know she was slight jeff stern looking at me with heat that you know like like i like i burned down and often ageing and then i told some joe i which i was making the point about rape two and i did a rape joke and she starts laughing and covering her face and right then and now i thought this is t h you will die of fraying you wanna laugh but you're covering your face because you now each wrong right right yeah it's like when i found out i heard a rumor that like the head of the tobacco education cancer society smokes a cigarette every day yes i like this naughty treat or whatever but we all have that do you have what i'm going to call the eminem syndrome eminem obviously as a rapper that has no boundaries he talks about anything he likes making fun of everybody then you now he wraps about how he has a doublestandard because he has daughters.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:54 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"And i turned to them and so to doing jokes on them and and they were laughing and after woods the manager came over to me and he said that was really good what you did you made them feel like part of the crowd instead of yeah other yeah like all avoid them nate cripple that's the resveratrol does the people always feel that way right the they feel they don't wanna feel excluded that's what makes them feel well this is respected and whom the comedian premises if you don't make fun of me i love being made federal you love being made yatom eggs there you've never mouths a stupid i've had people come up to me in a wheelchair sore yard twisted up whatever and they'll say to me how come you didn't do any cripple jokes yang water right well why would there be all differ there people the non wheelchairs that love dark humor obviously there's going to be some people in wheelchairs the your sense of humor doesn't change because you're in a jet adages i have a dr our dark or at white while you we like to only fund up since of you're you know what before the internet chris you were just talking about it day was eighty one a tragedy occurred are they would be about eight did 10 jokes that would come out of immediate legal that everybody knew there was no intenet but everybody knew these that was the internet yeah yes every literally facts on wall street and stuff the challenger when the challenger happened it was a media they're all i remember that i remember and of joe receiving tragic news about the via just rejects but does not mean the people it is going fuck life.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:56 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Aris have talking to a year old then i go into the aristocrats and i'm gone and you know mothers blowing her son and and the daughter average fish thing our father and they asked hall and they're laughing hysterically and while number one it proved people wanna laugh at those times right and two it proves i terrorist attacks bad taste pair parents fucking barricades good he has since i don't think there's o'clock on it you don't think there is a too soon you'll see that get sweet too because i feel an argument could be made for me doing the jokes that on more sensitive to do the jokes when it happens because people are reaction is oh jeez why did he just say course it show terrible right and then if you wait like if you went on stage indeed jokes about the titanic no one would be offended so basically you're saying faulk the people who died on the titanic yeah you're not having any reaction yeah yes siri i i've noticed the same thing people make armenian genocide joke that his guy holocaust is still cut away oh yeah our aren't armenians lies valet marriage thing i mean i think i go a joke is awful and the point of it is isn't so much of life awful the eminence going to laugh in the face of how terrible this entire set up is that that's a medicine for certain people and everyone wants that medicine at a different time for sure there are people the second the plane hits they're going to do that joke.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:39 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"And and pack bennett toy used to play at those collado really yeah oh my goodness but they weren't comic now you could you could grind out a living a new a many number of whales but when you did it it was a different say but that million more possible in a week because you just no one's do we must be room right it's back then he was still crazy here you know gop on stage intent now let's not crazy anymore it's a career up people get it though if you watch game shows now that feature children and they talked to kids in the audience you know like watch doubled their from the 80s a big on the ground there like i was a little boy he stands up he says glasses or crooked snubs drilling notice they like adf of florida and then he vomits unobserved now they go into the ground talk to children the kits find their light yes and they're like well mark i tell you this is one of my first savings there eloquent they're funny they smile iso it's like showbusiness has changed the culture and we know how to do it we know how to hear it you're doing it and mild west i remember oh buried alive insane in an interview was saying he was making a movie probably quiz show one of those that took place in those times any says when you watch tv shows from that time they get it contests and the contest was geared an looking around yes and it look like and wearing a suit because he thought someone might see him yes and it looked like he could just have a heart attack any point.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:52 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Fifteen minutes but then i don't care at all yeah wouldn't it is getting it and well i'll that's what i was looking for his i come home and and just the soaps gone the shampoo in the am to bases diller yet but i got some of the soviets gone there isn't a part of you i always have the the other fail to see the movie minimalists rate which i'm sure you haven't i have the reason he became a minimalist was because his mother died and they were packing her life up and they were like it took like three tracks she wasn't origins regular lady and it took three he was like oh shit that's how that's what a life is it's so sucked and he was like i'm going to be five shirts i'm going to be one toothbrushing when be one pair of shoes because i don't wanna take up that much space because when his space was clear his mind felt clear i you have a very you're a wonderful qara bagh very creative urea involved at all these wonderful endeavour so clearly that's not the case but you don't feel it cluttered mind with a cluttered space do you feel reator says eight different only at times when i lived by myself and somebody i get someone to help me kalina said and when it was clean i go oh you know this dust feel kind and nine okay what am i hear what it really is that that concept of free like this free slick there could be a check for a million dollars written at the gilbert gottfried in a stack of tshirts and hill he understands the concept of this daca tshirts right like we were ellie when time and this is in the movie and they gave them there's a dope that he was his birthday in his big box of donors that said happy birthday gilbert on them and stress watched washed over his face to see was like i need some tape i need some packaging materials i convey how to yes free donor back to new york and it was really like.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:12 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"And i say greece swollen and it goes yet now this shop be the movement and then he he throws his hands up in the air and he goes can you run lace jewish i have the worst direct should i have the hiv was the adam west doing a sketch on the ben stiller show for a schedules gold information four one one and there was the people calling for what i love that good i think william shatner was hosting because there was raring line one rescue 911 and so we wanted to be a big over the top performance and he kept doing it really subtle and we were like how do we get them to sound like adam lists and i walked over to whom it i said at amino since were making fun of schattner could he do it kinda like big and over the top with weird pauses like william shatner i shouted exactly like out of with all i ha ha he'll the shatner bring out the man what is it let me ask you that i wanna know if you went home today your new york apartment yet and all of your tiny soaps were gone how do you feel i'll idbi darryl's date now may real they're gone gilbert i would highlight most of everything you law i freeview aladdin style a which was granted they're gone proudly your wife i'm not sure it didn't make them but we shot a moment where their daughter dennis assigns experiment with these old toothpaste from like the panam days deceived toothpaste will last thirty years because they are you have thirty year old toothpaste yes and you could open the museum that noone watts and when he found out called cross they were just pouring it on poster boy he was furious that you were actually a little angry raul yes that's bad parents were mad because you wanted to bring yeah they were using got thirty of garros your teeth with this.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:15 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"So the mother on cheryl pa what's her name again mother as the role esther on fire with the various as their role is age playing it like nothing happened as soon as being strong for their family and bench she's washing of big salad bowl i wonder if that was in the grip as there watching afoul of at all looking forlorn watching the salad big salad bowl and she the dr syd or flings it to the ground and h chad urged o n s sturle rural elves i get that how much joy it gives you it's both in knowing someone able to access their joy the core of their joy utterly liberty a judge you're a huge tv f i us you must remember extra special episodes i'm only thinking of sad ones that were very moving i mean there was like all the family there is a serious there are a lot of syria they were savanna were those so there was that match episode where it was a documentary than there was no lau all my god yes the all all of them it was the warmer the black woman had the baby in the elevator and he agreed yeah and his race card melt spear these is an mall baby you can be in an elevator on tv without number one natshe doorway of course wide build the sad if it just try and they're hatched there be a pregnant woman and then there there was the javelin movie wear one of the people was the devil.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:47 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"H depressing there's no delays about a grown man eating chicken vineyards yeah it's not frank sinatra right right right as a great sequence in the documentary the the roads goods it really captures the total he'd be is and the lame this of the and in that hotel waiting for your that was a big eyeopener because i had never identified harmon town we a rock rockstar tour bus and it was a month in you know not a big deal but this one with the first show to his tampa and i was like oh my god this is lonely this is said it gets a little depressed the out that your flung at their by yourself and you hang out with strangers all day and club managers which are the very strange brielle people and that was a big eyeopening i was like this is what this which really liking he's like yet and that's where the dangerfield line about walking back through the greasy floors in the yeah oh no the dangerfield all he dangerfield had this line he said no monohull big you know boosts news uganda gotta enter through the kitchen so i know that is one of your other great impressions as a seinfeld line because in the movie comedian he references that but it doesn't he doesn't attributed so i have always said i would i walk through the kitchen because to me the road is about romanticising the things you're doing anyway yeah i know what i mean yeah we go into the kitchen i always go chauve is going to do the cat and i get to the hotel and i go towels shitty odell there's still plenty attallah like the word motel invented there's more douse than i need is that what were you bad at the road at first have you found a technique to deal with house attic and me i i mean you do it.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:36 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Of a website for domain that square space dot com offer code weird that that's it guys try pete's pick thank you to squares face hoped to see what largo especially this thursday november ninth if you'd like to be a part of hearing about my new book or december sixth at largo for just a straight set up show um so happy to share the news of the wedding with you guys it's it's been wild for those of you that have been listening from the beginning uh not that i was fresh off my divorce but to go through all the the different it rations and singleness of loneliness it feels like an and those of you that love crashing know how much i've been regurgitating the experience of getting worse if feels like such a lovely way to close the loop and feel that wonderful liturgical platelets completeness so i'm glad to share with you guys i i hope you're happy were very very happy and in this will be our first as a married couple get into it so desist gilbert got free with jeff patel valerie my wife she we say it together new has been playing the game face i'm not calling valerie rarely brave move this dinner that i'm thinking it's gonna make you want to mary meal away and let's a joe furhman faye i knew you were there at women for me when he said i picked a recipe from the joe who furhman cookbook we're gonna make it we're gonna make it get into a goods.

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"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

02:01 min | 3 years ago

"gilbert gottfried" Discussed on Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

"This h gilbert gottfried saying go see my job jim men jury gelbard f ted got gay men jury about me eight i'll plains now then birth third at see theaters eighty new york city and november ten in la and select cities that killed bird move we dot com to by take gauge and find information but more importantly by take gates on the next guilbeault ten francs koloss some obsessions here's another character autry shed character like the magical negro this was this was going i think by our friend nathan rabin of the magic the excuse me the manic pixie girl this is the freespirited woman who teaches a repressed male protagonists to relax enjoy life and have fun though to be fair shield zone learns that responsibility that's correctly and before iraq yeah that she you can't go through life just bigger for years a heroin i should were member since i was talking about asians like you know they're in a small part there there be life that asians are now losing were to india who are there to be laughter a few app indian actors ejike all they look friday they talk fawning you know it's funny you look at a film like the party you know and and how how did that is and yet it still going on yeah which still laughing wet people with an accident can't really do what what rudy did the now represent tiffany's avenue alaska media in america who still doing helo face on stay.

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