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WNYC 93.9 FM
"george perez" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM
"And people around us started ducking, running into their homes, and he just started up his motorbike and said, you know what? I should probably go. And then he looked at me and said, you see, this is how we live. And then you drove off. Wow, this is how we live. I'm glad you're safe, but for now, the Ukrainians are making headway in both the east and the south. What are we watching for next? Well, Putin has been trying to mobilize hundreds of thousands of Russian reinforcements who are supposed to be making their way to the front lines soon. Ukraine is trying to take back as much land as they can before that happens if that happens. We've been hearing about extremely low morale in those who have been mobilized for Russia and just poor preparation, lack of equipment. And Putin is still saber rattling about the use of nuclear weapons if Ukraine attacks what he sees as Russian soil, which is how we consider these four regions of Ukraine. Nobody really knows if he's bluffing. And meanwhile, the Ukrainians are just continuing to take more land. NPR's cat lonsdorf in nipro Ukraine. Thanks, Kat. Thank you. President Biden is promising swift federal help for people in the path of hurricane Ian. Today, we have one job and only one job. And that's to make sure the people in Florida get everything that they need to fully thoroughly recover. After two of ravaged neighborhoods, Biden acknowledged that a comeback will probably take not months, but years. That reality is coming into focus for residents of the Southwest Florida town of northport. Here's NPR's Debbie Elliott. Days after they were rescued by canoe, Alva solati, and George Perez tried to get back to their home. The water was still too high to get into
The Church of What's Happening Now
"george perez" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"It as much as i like now. Yeah now. I really liked that movie. That was the beginning of the movie when he's in what his appeal and then they get them out and they go to a puerto rican bond at dancing with the girl from miami vice and the two girls say what the fuck you want to hang out with each other and they're both drunk at the bar fucking movie. I liked it better now than when i did when i went to see why you don't think you understand your like you understand it now. Yeah it was completely different. When i saw it the firm. I'm like what the fuck is. This is like a redone dislike a remix. Have you seen the prequel. carlito's way. I won't watch horrible horrible with luis. Guzman puff daddy and shit and the puerto rican kid fucking terrible terrible and i was in the ground floor and that movie. They reached out to me. I'm like nah. Nah that movie looks a little fucked fishy. But i love george perez. I'm fucking happy to see you. this is just. This wasn't even like a fucking podcast. This is great to see you man with you man. i miss. You is in three months since i saw you. Is it different than if a dog. It's like ya'll man. I never felt like a dinosaur like i feel old to these fools and but but i'm still not i know i'm not it's just like like yo dog. I want to go to hollywood and try to hang out at three clubs and it was. I going to prison yard. That like nobody was there. No more just the arts just a workers. It was fucking weird. We're no jeff at the store. I should hurt. That was weird. That was win. That was weird. I hear the store isn't the same. I hate to say this as was hearing little things you know what man. I'm going to be as as i can you george. I don't feel old. i am old thank you. I have to be honest with myself. That i didn't wanna have white hair on stage and tell pussy jokes her. You know what i'm saying. Like i look fucking. Who's his dirty old man on stage so if i do go back all those pussy jokes change. Do you know what i'm saying. But i already think i don't think done. I just think i did what i had to do. I feel you. Are you know sometimes in life. You do what you gotta do. When you move the fuck on what. I feel like i feel like i don't man you know being around young kid like able to feel creepy for me. I remember when i was twenty one and a twenty five year old. Do come to a bar. And i tell that do go mendes weather. You're too old to be hitting on olds de nam saying and that's how i feel now have to be honest with myself and go the opposite. Listen to fucking old. Joey get back on. I gotta wear a suit. I gotta put on a fucking suit. Yeah you know. I gotta do it right. There's no way i could go back. There were leather jacket like this. This is my favorite standup shirt. I bought like thirteen of these only wear three of them. I still got them rap and shit. This is comfortable as can be this. This is my comedy shirt since your special with. Yeah with the boots shit. I love all that stuff on stage. But now i can onstage. I got this white hand. It's a different story. I'm just trying to be honest with myself. You know it's it's i don't want people to go look fucking. Joey diana's haring going up to tell them pussy jokes. It's not the same when i left. La mike goodbye. The comedy store. And i think i said my goodbye to the whole that whole fucking world. I hope not. I hope not. I hope in three months. I'm on stage. Up and around having a good time locally and uncle vinnies or something. But that's how. I feel george and i miss you guys to my realm of comedy has gone. That was it. that's it. it's time to go home. You know hey toys and the ball and go home i. I've hung out a couple of times. It's still their dog. There's spurts of it like you don't mean the but i just feel like you. Rogue read bad came in revolutionized when they fuck fired. Tommy it was never be like that again. But it's it's still there. It's still there you know. It's like the raiders dog. Were trying to make it. look like how. It wasn't aids. The raiders in the eighties untouchable. It's gonna be tough with a gay radio and got nothing against gay people. But i don't fuck as their gay raider. That coach the old coach must be fucking spinning in his grave out davis and all those dudes alike. How to fuck. Is there a gay raider. How where do we go from here. I can see a gay forty nine again giant but a gay raider and i got nothing against gay people. You don't part. Lgbt community love. You got motherfuckers that. There's no way on this earth that i would think that would be a gay reiter when that came out of the closet and i saw the ratio on. Like this ain't right. This is part of god's joke with covert. how is there a fucking gay raider. We only dates coming up. George yes august twenty first. I met the continental room in fullerton september. Eighth american comedy clubs san diego. Aw september four noble theater in la shits crime on fools now wild. You know what. I mean so bom has new website. They always store you up. You gotta checkoff fools gone wild joey. I'll check them out today. Send the my love or show. I'd i give you a man. I didn't even feel like we park. I don't wanna hang up. You gotta work. You gotta go to work. I gotta work tonight. Man a dog. I feel old when. I'm at the strip club dog. I'm ready to that that shit though it's fucking web me but everybody that works for me is older than me. That's the crazy part. Pussy is pussy. You can't touch it but you can look at it to ninety. You know what i'm saying. I mean i haven't hit nobody in twenty years. 'cause i don't wanna show up for you know you don't want nobody wants to see a forty year old dick you after you became forty. I'm like that's my slinging. Dick days are over a better. Find the girlfriend. And i did. I found the wife. And i found the wife thirty seven but at forty. I go if we break up. I'm done. Nobody wants to see a forty year old deck and a fifty eight year old ignoble. I don't even wanna see when i look at it. I can't believe it's my dick was ugly to start with now. It looks like a fucking art bark. I don't even know what the fuck to do with it. I gotta rash gotta put fucking petri all around my dick my legs. The fuck is going on with us. Doug i know getting their man. I'm working out again. Little slow steps and shit. I'm on my seven day to day. Work out in like an hour feels good dog. It's the founder youth brother. When you're a man and you're getting older weights is found the youth. Anything else will get hurt you jitsu. I'll get hurt kickboxing hurt. Pino hit the bags still one day a week twice a week but the fucking. Jim is my bread and butter. George it's It's really helped me to get to here so you look good homie. I'm brother like i told you the night. Now we 'til nighttime edibles in the daytime. You know with you you always. Where's that where's where's it end. You fucking believed that bro. So that's why. I'm saying that wasn't like a change. I implemented or never. I never even dream quitting smoking pot. I never even thought about that was never even fucking thought to me like when those guys do so brock told by go. Go fuck yourself. I'm always popping sober. I got sobre my own because my body and need it no more. Yeah you're you've i've been there. I think that whole game had me fucked up. And i feel better now. Is powerful dog dog. I was getting anxiety. They put a fucking heart monitor them. I got no anxiety now. You know what. I'm saying when i test my blood pressure always high. I go.
The Church of What's Happening Now
"george perez" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"I have no regrets. It may me at least realize that. The life i was living when you go to prison and you come out now. How many times did you get locked up twice a once. I've been to prison once. I've been in that county fighting cases like five six times like the first time i fought a case was a gun charge at in the i remember the. Da was just like look man this they dropped on me. It was like ninety three misdemeanor california. And they're like just fucking let it go and then yeah. The county sucks do you guys. Don't have the county out there in colorado right. Yeah we had counties jefferson county bowl the county jail shit like that. Yeah it was cool. They had it down over there. But it's crazy. How when when you got locked up when you came out you knew you weren't going back in nine. I didn't know that yet. I did not know yet because it was your diet. I don't know if you heard the story but you're the you're the first person to give me on stage after i got out of prison. 'cause i was kinda like i don't even know if i wanted to comedy shit. You know what. I mean in like now man never wanted to go fucking my sorry. My mind just flipped to reflecting. Did i was locked up with yet happens. It'd have i get caught up sometimes man because they were like your home. We don't want you back here. Represent us out there. George your fucking funny. Your homie. Show the world our funny remember. Those faces are is a shame for me to be there. They were ashamed of me. Like what the folks wrong with you. You watch your showtime special in prison. That's fucking crazy because that came out after you got locked up right god. I was in bakersfield a you guys. Were doing a show in bakersfield. Reliant yeah we turn the tv on. Is you in wasco. They give you like a day wrote tv. You can see the corner that little little Window they have on your cell that little door Like a pussy strike her. And i just remember looking shit That's what it said in on like in my head. I was really going to a dog. This is how childish was at the time in my head. I was going like you know. What dog i think these fools are gonna come. Bail me out for one day. Go tell jokes the private. Let me back in. What a dumb ass probably happens. Listen i felt shitty. When i got out but now i hold that prison sentence like dear to my heart. It's like a metal apron because without that fucking metal. I would have never ended up here. It was an i listen. I knew prison was in the college when you throw enough spaghetti against the wall. It's gonna stick. And i was doing a crime every fucking day every day. I did a felony something a misdemeanor. I did something i cry. j. Walked i did something when you do something every day. Eventually so i knew. I knew when i was like twenty three and i would have police. Contact go someday. This is going to get more serious. And i didn't know if i was going to be thirty. Three forty three or fifty three. So i'm happy it happened. I was twenty three when i was twenty. Four i got pinched for the kidnapping twenty four and i did the time kidnapper. I know a kidnap. They're older and they get younger people. You're younger person kidnapped the older person. That's crazy who is a fucking bad day already can honestly like you throw him. Fuck in the trump george when you're doing a crime fucking thanking you know i'd done thousand crimes and as you're doing it you know what the fuck you're doing okay. You know what you're doing you know that it's bad you pray for the best with data day with me. It's funny because i went to the dentist last week. And they gave me guess. I asked for the gas and the doctor asked him was the last time you got gas. They put like a little pig nose with two little things in in your nose and didn't really fucking work that good but the last time i did gas. Was the dad kidnapped. Can't vote share november seventeenth november. Eighteenth nineteen eighty-seven. I went to the dentist nine the morning. I still got the fucking the silver in the cavity philly fucking good. The cap is still got. Those people that said silva sub. Spoke you. that motherfuckers in there. That tooth is never heard again. They'd never had a door root canal on it. Nothing so. I got gas that morning and then that afternoon. I can't blame the gas you know. I could have probably got off but i was like i say nothing because i did it. I did it. If i get another excuse alma do it again. I'm going to keep doing this after they arrested me. I gotta be honest with you. I was happy. I was happy that it came to an end. Like at karma was going to change so they would give me probation. Ninety day work release. I would have learned my lesson. I just knew. I never wanted to be in those fought in in that fucking sal again. I just knew it. But i knew that that was gonna happen to me. I'm not gonna sit here and tell you that. I didn't know i was going to go to prison. I knew i wasn't a go. I quit high school. I didn't have a diploma once. You ain't got a diploma. You're on the fast track to prison. Ain't got a ged. Yeah you ain't got a high school diploma you're on the fast track or need is a knuckle tattoo or you need is like a tattoo on your neck or one year knuckles and your official. Yeah that's it your official they. They're gonna throw you in jail eventually. That comes at the fucking program. So when i got when they told me i was going to press. Yeah i was a little upset but not really george. I knew was coming as long as you know. It's coming and you know the day is going to. You know i was okay with it and i'm proud that i did my time. I'm proud that i went up in front of that. Judge and didn't leave didn't talk. People were saying leave. Leave the country. Come back in twenty years. You know what man. I wanted my life to move forward and i want to you know i wanted to go somewhere. I always wanted my life to go somewhere. i did. Thirty is a comic. But i really took me thirty years to become a man. George comedy got me to the spot. Today where i am all that comedy and dealing with people you know when you when you jump into comedy you gotta work hard you know. I was talking about pete. Rose's morning how. I patterned my comedy career after charlie hustle right up. You know you gotta hustle. That word in the seventies was huge. They even wrote a song about it. Do to hustle. It was huge. That song that word was huge in the seventies early eighties. It's not used anymore. Assulin parceling hustling a fucking thing that you put in your soul and you'll never miss a meal air. It will never miss a meal who guy was. Immigrants emigrants immigrants fossil dog. You gotta hustle. Because if you don't hustle so with comedy anything i did. I added that hospital but that hustle was built in the seventies. This country was huge. That word was huge in the seventies. You don't hear it no more now. It's getting hustled. Yeah now nobody hustles no more. And it's a very easy concept to add to your life. It means that you ain't stopped and when you have to like. I remember talking to dahmer moreira one day. We're talking to my basketball when you play basketball. And you're you're serious basketball does know sitting on the couch. There's no fucking sitting around. Because you gotta think. Mike is the guy that i'm going up against the other guard that i'm trying to start. What is he doing as he fucking practicing..
The Church of What's Happening Now
"george perez" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"We were a great team on the road. Used to take him on the road with me. And i miss him so now. Enjoy george perez. I'll be back after the fucking show comes. Oh shit what's up. Rose sapping my brother. How are you today on a beautiful fucking wednesday morning good. I'm good man. i'm good. I like that shirt. thank you brother. Says fuck rodney. That's a good album. That's a good fucking now. You've got some good albums there on the wall fucking wanted dead or alive the pri- behind i don't even want to say 'cause people get pissed you got my fucking back there. That's a nightmare like it. I remember when i do too. I don't wanna remember was fucking horrible. I bombed the first show. I had a change the set around a fuck. I'm not good with specials george. I'm just not a good special comic on the pressure. I'm only going i'm live. Fuck that shit feel you. What's up buddy. Much manch cast it. Last night shield. You know it's weird not having my dog around. I'm sorry by your dog. It's a fucking nightmare but give it a breath and then you'll get another one now. I'm not going get no more. That's it you're done done yet. My daughter wants to get a dog. Yeah i gotta wait for the cats to die. And then i'll get a fucking dog so i got the yard and everything but you gotta be careful with dogs because they got to texts from the fucking deer and shit and dizzy and that's fucking it. How's it work. How's california treating you good man to strip clubs good but You know the comedy store. They wanted like a full background. Check now motherfucker. Now they're checking the bar code on everything now. So what's the bar code. It's on the on the on the fucking vaccination on the vaccinations. That card looks bogus. But the codes are put in computer in your phone number and your email and your birthday okay. So and you haven't gotten vaccinated get l. No but i got the card. Okay yeah that's the way. It is fucking. Don't let a lotta people know they'll give you a fucking felony. That's the last thing. Can you imagine gonna fuck and having a felony because you use the fucking covert card. They give you like three years because they want to make an example and shit and you're in jail we cove it. That's shit is running through prison. It ain't was running through the prisons. That's why they not glad. It does motherfuckers i but you know what they were sharing. If you had kobe you were supposed to give it to the whole dorm. So people can people had kober. Get a release early. Damn what fucking scam. You can see on coughing. His face a dog. I seem videos refusal at our couva drinking at each eight offers. All get it get it. You can go home no shit. How many people they release in california released like thirty thousand god damn. That's a lot of criminals walking around. Doug yeah but it was like you know drug charges. Nothing major you know. Can you imagine being locked up. Covert now. I would've fuck it. I don't know fucked up. It is to be locked up now. I've stayed out of that fucking hold for thirty years. I can't imagine going prisoners night now. No smoking fuck just. It's night you know you did it. We did already. We got a lot of the fucking way. I'm happy. I got it out of the way it never going to happen again can never get fucking locked up again dog. That was that's fucked up when they take away your freedom that is fucked up man. People have no idea how fucked up is when a man wakes you up and kicks your bed but you gotta sit up for county membership down away from going to work out quite fuck. That eight counts of fucking day. They come in and move your sheet at night to make sure it's you that you have an escape. 'cause i was at a camp. I ended up at a camp. You know i went through the fucking diagne. I was thinking about diagnostic. The other day. I had to go for a blood test and i might dog. I'm gonna faint in this fucking thing. They had us like an a little pod. I'm gonna faint and they're gonna fuck me in the ass these motherfuckers. I was petrified and dog. Usually tell the lady when she's taken our blood to be a little careful. Because i i didn't say nothing away. I sat down with one of those fucking school chairs. That's i put my little fucking fag yawn mountainous shit. I looked at way. I was trying to make believe i was hard and shit. I'm again. I'm going to do this and fucking she shot me. George took blood out and uncle. Joey didn't faint. I walked in that fucking thing with a stroll to me and shit like what bitches say something later on. I went to my room and i'm like i'm straight. I put my arm down like oh let me see what happened. Took the piece of cotton off. There was a piece of little data blood. I faint that in my fuck and sell duck down the bad habit. I woke up twenty minutes later with a lump on my shit. Fuck in walking around with ice to fucking nightmare when you try to be harding ain't doug it's a fucking nightmare. My diagnostics was different we're at war with. The prison was at war with each other so they made us sit in these fucking cages like inmate because no one was allowed to wait in the doctor's office 'cause fuller fighting right there and we were just waiting in those fucking cages Bakersfield fucking freezing at six in the morning dot. You're sitting there waiting funded honestly there. I was worried because i was a lot of chicks. Back than you'll find out if you got aids today like i was worried ever let your they do every tests analysis magic johnson and everything. At that time. I was like damn dog. I'm gonna own the dodgers.
The Church of What's Happening Now
"george perez" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"I mean these guys were not playing. I go fuck you motherfuckers. You bunch of cock sucker. What i wanted to do is i wasn't going to go to them. I wanted them to come to me. And one of the guys actually got up. And you're tough guy fucking beat the fuck all come up here and say that before he could hit the says it was a portable microphone and shit that was on the thing i fucked and picked up the stand and i just bolted them on the fucking head with the microphone. The microphone broke the batteries everywhere. Shit he was holding onto his his buddy got up and ran out. I just got off. The stage picked up my steak and got in the car. Like the cops are coming and i took off about a year later two years later. I'm at harvey's comedy club in portland and the headline is there. And he comes up to me goes. You're opening up time. i go. Yeah he goes. Just don't hit. Nobody with the mic on the head and i was like fine. Fuck nobile hit and that was my classic story. I didn't take shit as a puck and stand up comic as an open. Mike or you have to lay the fucking rules down. And i'll tell you what after. I hit that kid in the head with the microphone. Nobody fucked me in denver again. The word got the fuck out. So don't worry about nothing. Don't let nobody fuck with you if you're a comic. I told guys on monday that nobody could shut you down only yourself. Nobody not rogan. Not chapelle not fuck it. We'll mitzi shows dead. I don't feel so good myself. Nobody could fucking shut you down so keep doing what you're doing and watch the podcast. Now drop calmly tips on you from time to time. Not the best fucking comic in the world. But i'll tell you what i did do. I didn't make it work for me. I don't know how. I don't know what the fuck happened. But eventually i'll make it work for you cock suckers anyway. Today's guest is my main man. Mr george perez. I've known george since a long time. We did a comedy. Latino thing for showtime together We fat each other. we had each other's back. I miss him with all my heart. You know But we're still tight and that's all that matters. We were a great team on the road. Used to take him on the road with me. And i miss him so now. Enjoy george perez. I'll be back after.
Your Mom's House
"george perez" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Now. I'm just here to break the bad news. Okay do you ever go one man a such a day. I can do that shift fun. Yeah you could make it a lot more from bad news for you. Need a break a sweat. A break razor. Jesus can't even live full spirits. Picked big boy would have been like. Hey brianna oh on. What's his name. The dude was Whatever i come mike. I wouldn't be like your homey. Check it out so your lady doesn't have the balls to fucking shit so they paid me and so she's boning falls right now he'd be like i'm sorry what was that. I would have changed my customer service voice. Hi yes. this is george with a bad news. george was bad news and Yeah god that's a. I don't know that's crazy. It's such a cop out way too like the you tell them but it is a good service. It is it. Is you know what the best services my friend does. He goes on offer up and he he's he does speed he smoked. Speeding stays up and he goes. I'll stand at the dmv for you so you'll be the first person there and he's there like a five thirty in the morning smoking speed in the car. he's like. I may six hundred this week. I'll say what your. Oh that's for real. Yeah he'll status. He get it out there that he's the guy that will do that. I mean like how does he advertised that. He's the guy to hit up. He goes if you have things to do. I stand at the dmv lime for you. Healing tells friends or does he have no. He's post on offer up on offer. Yeah that's a good business dude. It's i hate that shit. No point hard me man who the fuck like standing in god damn lie. It's the worst hit standing. Don't you hate standing in the grocery line and all of them any line and then they're over there talking shit i don't know i don't wanna be addict but i'm like yo. I have girls to be with us when i got this beer. And shit. yeah yeah come on. He s as i've ever seen them congregate and they're like in a little circle talking. And you're like these on this line is fucking fifty you see them just like and then when i see one laugh chatting it up. He's having a little storytime right now. You don't see there's fifty people waiting to go through one time. I pulled out my phone and recorded them. Yeah yeah and the one ladies college she goes. Please don't record us. And i was like okay. I'll put it away. Why can't you record them. I i guess you legally can when she was just like. I don't wanna be recorded. And i was like all right. Whatever i i have a problem with like. Tsa and cash. I look at them like cops. Yeah som- dislike. Walk behind him. Like i keep an arm's length distance fucking shit. Yeah i only got in trouble once with. Tsa yeah This lady. I thought she spoke to me rude. You know checking the ticket. So i was like now and what did you say so i had i was flying. I think it was from can't the to the. Us i dress. Well it's funny. You say that because it was a company called westjet. And when i was at the counter she said. Do you want to upgrade. I said yeah. How much is i. Don't know what it was. Let's say a hundred bucks. Or whatever upgrade all right upgraded. Then i got into the line four i to go through security and that they had like us agents. Because you're going into the us. Yeah so the lady goes. You're in the wrong line. I go house that she's like this is for first class and i just upgraded because that's literally the language they used. She says she's like does this. Look like and she started like being like really. Yeah italy me in front of everybody. And i was like i just paid for an upgrade. What did i upgrade to. And she was like. I don't know what you upgraded to but you're in the wrong line and she's just was like making a scene of it and i was like okay so she did this whole thing and she let me go through but i was like what a fucking asshole right and i started saying that and one of the guys passengers in the line he was like. Hey i would. I would be careful because you know you could get in trouble like i can tell you're upset. I was like oh and i. It registered to me that he's canadian. I was like oh yeah. We're not like the same so almost citizen housing watch this so i put my stuff on the thing and i see i go. Who's your supervisor and the lady was like. Oh this lady. I go you send her over here and i want because i wanted to the guy to hear it sends her over here and i go. Hey you got some fucking pig working over there right and she goes. Excuse me i go. You're fucking pig just tried to like humiliate me in front of the passengers. So maybe you should take that pig back to a trough. Teacher had eaten to how to treat people so she was like hold on. Hold on she like pulled me. Aside was like what happens. I told her the whole story but i was like super heated and aggressive pursing.
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"george perez" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"With rubber construction boots on like no tanis yet. Nothing they didn't. He touched his toes. Faster that i've seen in alameda spread his cheeks and cough. That probably ripped his ass over. Dude i think he has full full reconstruction of his entire lower body ankles. Looking at hyper-extended knees just snapped. And i yeah yeah. let's see. I just texted it to my doctor. That repaired me. I just wrote checks your doctor. I said he's gonna need whole lower body reconstruct he goes all the terrible things insane. A camp. I wanted to show you this video. I had it was crazy john Where do you come up with these siham where people send them to you. They send the mostly to the email the show a lot of people. Send them. I gotta send you some videos then. Yeah yeah definitely send us and the crazier the better. Aw yeah yes even know. I bet i don't with you bet. There's some real well shit. I'll be like. I thought i seen some crazy shit. And then george sent me some black man when garth brooks for awhile. I seen that. Why is he hating on you. So if you go to his instagram page and you look at the comments. All the comments are just inside jokes from this podcast. All of them like it makes no sense to anybody. That doesn't listen to this show. Like i don't know if you can make that bigger. I can't really see it there but you know like oh. I got to write one but the free era and it says i got a dui baby and it's normal size like all these things that are from our show that to anybody else literally just makes no sense. I mean like it's normal size is let's normal size. It's just clip from this show. Or like i got a dui baby d you while they cliff here and people right on his page and he's mad because housing traffic liver. I mean like it's literally thousands of comments. So i tried to write something on page and then it wasn't visible so i realized that he had he didn't black me but he had restricted my account. So i start tahoe. Cash and so People started writing about more than people started making Photo shops of me as garth brooks. So they start like they put me on honestly thought it was him. I ain't gonna lie like i remember. Put you pulse. He killed somebody or something. What the phone that was. Just more charles never looked up me fucking corpse kills and there. They're like what the fuck yeah. Yeah there's all these different ones here that like the see this guy was made by From alliot it looks like one from casey. This one here is from The cool guy club is her clavicle. Always makes good ones for you good ones. We're i seen it. mr clavicle makes good ones. Yeah es with the business he brings it for sure Yeah who made this one. This is From techno crat made tom cigar on. These are all me photoshop. in funny on totta seattle. Yeah anyways we always have fun with garth because you know he deserves it. Does he wanna fight you or anything like as secretly. I hope he does but publicly. He doesn't acknowledge even though one of our fans got to ask him a question And they said something about your mom's house and he goes. Would you say about my mom. And that's where it ended doing the the baseball pig. Your big yeah. He's a big dude. He's a big dude. I heard that. Yeah so. But i'm injured. I'm still recovering. So i think in a fight. Right now i would have to be like fuck. I don't know. I don't know i mean he's country though he probably horses and all that yes wrong. Yeah he's got a ranch and shit. Yeah i'll come up. Yeah off. Welcome up from fucking. Do you know what. I would love for you to do what this guy does. I found this is a clip. So this guy's whole thing is that people tell him bad news and he delivers it for them. And i bet. I would love for you to do this so this check out of this guy is. It'd be funnier coming from you..
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"george perez" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Jug a gallon. And he'll he's going to use and disperse it into water bottles but he hands me the guy and i'm like holding a gallon so i'm like well i'm not gonna put it in the capital cap so i don't so i just put it to my mouth and i like that and i realized that i have like a mouthful so mike. What am i going to do like in the moment you like. What am i gonna spit it out a lot of money. So i just all of it and i realize i've just taken like i dunno seven bottlecaps worth or something and so that's really what you're on ecstasy and i'm gonna next the nf. Now i'm up to like i don't know ten drinks or something so i have like a great twenty minutes walking around the matt and people are like you're always in a good mood. I'm like you know it. So you know i go through the party and then i just i still remember. I sit down on this patio. I have a girlfriend. She sits on my lap. And i just remember passing out. That's all i remember and then When i wake up. I've got tubes in my throat. I'm restrained you know and I found out later. That the only reason that i made that i lived is because my sister was at that party because other people were like. Hey he's fucking out and and like the guy's really left you know they're like sleep it off like he's all right. My sister was like so. She's the one that called the ambulance but like if she had a definitely be dead and all from like all. Because i didn't want to be rude with too much in my mouth. But i've i've never overdose but i also feel like if that hadn't happened to me like let's say i i wouldn't i. I'm sure i would have gone back to school and college. One of those things that you wanna try this all right but what happened was i went back to school and i was like. I'm good. does your scared at first. Most people didn't know at first because we didn't want the school to know. And like i dunno discipline me or something so we told him we told them. I had allergic reaction something. And they're like all right. 'cause i was i had i had. I wasn't there for a couple of weeks. And then eventually. I started telling like my friends and then you know people found out. Yeah recently. one of my buddies side dick eddie. That's his name site. It's on his idea. He liked mcglade is on his side by side. Dick eddie how do you get that name. He always hooks up at the girl. That has a boyfriend. Because he's like i don't want responsibility and dick eddie. He was doing co shrooms acid. Whatever he this full fat all all that shit. And i was buying a car from honda and then this fall started having a stroke in the like. You know how you go buy a car. And they're like wait for a loan. You got to do the paperwork. Say the insurance they always show and then they're like do you want coverage on your tires. You wanna pay for oil changes and like they just do all said. It's like a thousand dollars a month. The fuck just happened. Yeah so we're in there waiting and this will start having compulsions and they kind of norman a comedian. So they're like oh she goes being silly and i'm like i don't know cpr shit. I'm just pounded this guy's at three eighty cuban and i'm pounding on his chest and then like i remember people are looking at us as little full put out a phone and i was like help people. I'm not lying. I threw water on them. And then he just snaps out of it. And then i guess when you lose oxygen to your brain like like. He was red in lake he. It was crazy. This is right in front of you. Obviously this is happening right now. I still haven't signed fucking paperwork for the car yet. And like i remember him just going a full. I got a warrant. Do not call the ambulance. Do not tell you this analysis. Like i was kind of pissed too tom because like they still made me wait ten more fucking minutes to sign for the car and the ladies. Look we'll sue. Do you want this insurance as i do. My friend almost died in the showroom. Yeah i got a goal like what's wrong with you and you still took the car though they gave you the hooked me up. That's pretty cool. I needed a car. Yeah because my kids. I gave them my other cars and i was like i need a car. I need a car. That i won't get pulled over in like i buy a car that when a cop sees you there immediately like all right put your fucking like all their red flags. Go off right to see. Tat's they're like oh this dude ball bumping yet. But i'm american. I should have the fucking freedom to do. Whatever the fuck i want. God bless america. I'm not drinking beer my car yet. I'm doing coke sometimes. Yeah but that's that's fine. It's a long drive. How you're supposed to make it on that drive. You know about cocaine has saved me from. Never get the dui really yeah. Because you're all boeing ball view. Y- have you been pulled over coke jets area should ever and do they ever suspect your heart. Just i'm nervous. And i'm like teeth on this side and you try to fill your gums because it feels so good. I don't know but then you know. I'm a pro. I just like straight up he goes. Hey man what's wrong. how come you like. You're biting yourself. i'll.
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"But she's lovely isn't she. she's cool. I love porn star. They have like a comedic to a ma they are they are there are a lot of them are really funny. I would say we actually. I pointed like this is a person we actually talked about the fact that everyone that we've met at least on this show from the adult business. They've been absolutely super cool. Nice front like probably outside of what people's Thought know would be opinion would be somebody from that industry Just outgoing gracious like really cool. Really nice they've always been really really friendly with me. I don't know. I've had some fucking crazy well you but you've also been more deep in it whereas to sell like mike we've got some crazy shit happen before. Yeah yeah or it's like they do drugs and one of them almost oh deed. I think that's the part that really takes it to another level is when people start doing drugs and partying. All coming here is like let's have fun. Let's talk you know everyone's if you're in that party atmosphere it's a different thing is. That's when everyone's demons come out if you go like you the party a couple times but longtime ago are i would love to do coke with you one day tom. Yeah that's i. I would love to do with george to bumps one straw new park game. You know you know. I haven't done that. I've never done kodak's no way. Never because i oh deed when i was nineteen on ghb. God took a bunch of it. I drank a bunch and took pills ended up in a coma. And what i always say that i was on the natural path of like trying things like experimenting more. But because it's such a traumatizing thing to od. You kinda go. you know. what like. I'm good out. Just stop with that. So why were you doing so much. Ghb because it's was fucking the and nah i was i was partying like i was having fun with it. I'd started. I started doing it as a senior in high school because it started to get big in florida. do it in caps Bottlecap okay yep exactly just literally you take it. Would this would be the hp and you go like this. And you're like whoa. Whoa whoa. that's too much. Tastes like ocean water. Gu i'll tell you what is it. It's pretty immediate whole-body high teen gore relaxation. Yeah feel good like yeah tingling throughout your body and your high. You're just high feeling good. Hi you're is you know they don't turn red you don't you're breath doesn't smell like it's like you felt like it was a chico especially if you're in high school kids would smoke weed during lunch but then you could tell they drank. You could tell because you know you smell or you're starting to act or something so it was like dislike cheat code thing. I felt like a friend of mine was the first one to bring it to school and i was like. I don't know. I tried it and i was like. Oh this is great. Man had school at school. Who did it at school. And then we'll do it during the lunch break and come back for that next period and you'd be like how'd you od do like a two liter of it. I drank way too. So is the stupidest thing. I've told the story but i might have had. No no. no. I'm telling you so. It's my freshman year in college. Right and thanksgiving most most of the time if your freshman especially all college kids most colleges but especially freshman. You're going home for the first time. Probably from like if you go away to college because it's thanksgiving weekend right and so and it's also you're seeing everybody who you graduated with coming back to and everyone's you know becoming an adult. They're so big lake reunion weekend. So you have thanksgiving with your with your family. And then friday and saturday like parties. You go out. I go to this party. And i remember that the the guy who would always have drugs i was like. Hey you gotta be 'cause. I couldn't find it really and carolina got somebody that was it was terrible and the florida stuff was like the previous coast. Yeah and that's also like where it was big like georgia and florida where jaycee was really popular. So he's like. I'll have some later. I have ecstasy. You know and i was like okay. I take a pill and like ten minutes later. I'm like i don't feel it. He's like yeah dude. Chill out like it's gonna take a minute to kick in. So then i start drinking and i start just knock and screwdrivers. Remember ever though. Is that going down. You know and i've had you know three or four and get to the net. 'cause we left one party we go to the next party. I drink a few more. I'm starting to get buzzed. But i don't have that like high feeling. And so i hit him up. I was like what's up with that. And he goes. Yeah me by the car in a few minutes. So i go out there and i sit in his car and i'm thinking like how great i'm going to hit. I'm gonna be fine first of all. I should tell you this they tell you from the very first time you you do. Ghb they're like. Do not drink on this because it's a fatal combination alcohol and because it's basically like an like an anesthetic. Okay so you really should not drink alcohol. So get in the car with him and he hands me a.
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"Those two men want to put their podcast whether dake is in find me and they know where i am Try to reach out to burn a few times and nothing ever followed through bert. You fucking idiot. I fucked a porn star. Once you did a couple of times. 'cause we have feature night at the strip club where porn star calms some fools fly in just a as. They never seen her in person right. There's got to see her. She does like a ten minute show onstage and they charge like three hundred bucks for a lap dance. Wow and yeah. The craziest one we had was bridget. The midget yeah. Do we got her soaked out and we had a carry her. We almost find it was fucking crazy and you hooked up with one. Yeah but it was weird it was like fucking catcher's mitt really Because it was like no house like usually like end of the night like everything's over in the middle or no. Yeah like so. They go on stage than they get like a rest period and she was also. Where's the kolkata here. Then she was like hi. We were doing some. She's like do some off my pussy fucking. i'm down and then i kinda slipped. Oh you want you want this. You don't say no. Yeah and i forgot and then like it was weird though because like i thought i was going to working and she looked at me with all this fuck up like you ever seen the movie precious ya girls getting raped by her dad and she's looking at them all weird this.
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"Two weeks two weeks they get them with the riot. They didn't get him with that. What happened was he would. He would try to talk to people like two guards and everyone would just be like shut the fuck up like and just be like fully racist jokes like the guards just spitting. Then he goes. I haven't shit now in those two weeks. Not one shit and i'm like what are you talking about. He goes every time. I would go to the bathroom. I would drop my pants and sit down and if anybody walked in i would think that they might be trying to kill me or som- yeah i just pull my pants up. And he's like my body. Just shut it down. Like i just didn't go damn and then after two weeks. They actually didn't release them. They transferred him to wayside to the The one the valley wayside. That's what they call it. They call it like the highest or the hill. Like jokingly off that one they call it the like the hilton because compared to the downtown he's gangster now he moves the turtle. Yeah he's like he goes. Then i was out that we were playing cards and shit was cool and then at one point one of the guards was like what are you in here for. He's got a dui and they're like what the fuck shouldn't even be here man and and then they released them and then his dad who leaked his dad is not his mom's mexican the dad's not where the fuck if you've been. He's like i was on vacation. 'wow tell you and i'll be all this basically because he has crazy tat's that he shouldn't have. He's lucky man. Because like if i were to seen it automatic. Where'd you get that. Yeah who gave you that hadn't he. Oh yeah you can't do. Let's cave on mine is home. He come over. Here did yeah. No i've been called out on tattoos before really someone who gave you. That told them in the like all right. You're good you're good. Where did you get that so you do you like all those are like earned tat's for you doubt or like yeah like yeah i don't wanna put too much out okay and it's and it's all by somebody that somebody knows. Well see the thing now. Tom is like there's so many dropouts like they're so many what i mean by dropout. His gang members that have dropped out and they're protective custody. Snitch is all that bullshit. I only get by that. I know our mainline like real solid. Like my only get tired about three minutes to do. And i was locked up with them. Okay you get those inside to always amazed when paid him for cinema. Tattoos are inside. How can they do like high proficiency tattooing inside. It's how it's done. It's better than the shop. I wouldn't say that but yeah so sad. All right and i'm a tattoo artists on my goal man. Get down on me so usually you don't ask yourself your cell. He's going to be a. I'd be you know what tom. You're fucking down homing. Yeah we love how you.
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"Yeah we went to tj. I was like twenty and there was another gang there from america that we didn't get along with fuck and i took my shirt was off and i'm all tattooed up and i was like what the fuck and like. Aw shit where i had. None on means shit got socked. The fuck i got socked up with not on me. What do you mean would nut on you. What the strip clubs. Tj are like whore houses. Okay so like i was. She was writing me. And then i i was gonna and she came off and then the condom came off and it just smeared all over me like a chore glazed. Donut have come all over my face. Okay and i don't want to put my shirt on right because you got all. Let me get a wire. Why falls like were. And i was just like just seen it. Come and i mean you saw all kinds of his full socked me. And i was just like you as you're gonna get not on yourself as well jumped you three of them. So then you're just laying on the ground now like they broke it up. My friends came. But you don't want start. Shit and tj bra knows all we just. We paid the federal one hundred bucks misunderstanding. And yeah and then just got the fuck out of their guide out of there cross right over came back. That's yeah and those who were were also from the us over there from santana. Okay and yeah. It was it was it was it was funny to like. We did crazy shit on the way home that i wanna to talk about but like i'll never forget this trip. My baby's mom a senior with another dude out there on the trip. Yeah it was. Tj tj what. Yeah it was wild a while you just like having a drink walking around and you just spotter. And that's why i was like fuck shit. I'm gonna go bone chick tonight. Oh i got you. We went in there. And i'll damn i. She probably told us was a follow me in there. Not that i think about it. You just putting that together right now. Yeah she's like my first babies mom fucking wild she has eight kids like six dudes. What yeah she's like. she knows. More than the raiders for real kids. Yeah damn i have custody i. I'm the first one and it's weird like that's weird. That's that's rare. Yeah full custody. Yeah i've had full custody of him since he was four. That's rare He still lives in me. Twenty five twenty fucking bastard damn dude. You know what's crazy about bad. Some of his friends have stripped at the club that worked at some his friend. Yeah they're like. Hey you're george's dad. You know my son. I was with them no shiva. How many times have you had like so you know how you were in tj and those. They're like see what your shirt off. They're like hey like who are you. Whatever start shit that happened a bunch of times it has ordered have. I've done it in a response to it's weird. Now that i think about it like it's kinda like yo like we know like when i go somewhere i am aware long-sleeve eight these fools. I'm i'm forty four now. Yeah and but like back. Then it'd be like we're in a fucking tank was so this is who i am. I shit and right away. They would see what what kind of tests they were. No damn yeah. That's why trip out that tattoos are the thing now like today are so you know that i tell you the story about the dude that i worked with that had like show like gang banger tattoos. But he wasn't an awesome. No no what happened him though. He got his karma back at him. He got a dui right. Which you think okay shit. We got when he got his dui he got. He got taken to the towers downtown. That's no joke. that's no joke. And the sheriff there when they're you know processing them they're like 'cause so he's half mexican and he's half irish but he looks like a like a whatever. It looks like a mexican skinned mexican dude. Just like genetically. He's got all these crazy tat's because he's trying to look hard you know so that the processing and they're like are you a daniel daniel. He just says one of them. You know so daniel whatever. And they're like all over there fucking bean like right. He's like they're super racist. Right like the the sheriff sheriff yet calling pecker would just like everyone broken down by race and they sent him to the gymnasium with hand. Because it's loaded it's over. It's over russia. Got bunks where you should have a gym right just and it's all like whatever so daniels and they're telling him and he gets in and the guys like i fool like this is like this you walk this line and go the bathroom and been there have been there. Yeah you know. I'm telling the audience so like they're telling them like you're caller blackpool's fuck with so he's talented evanston. He's of course in full panic for a number of reasons one of which is that he has lied and said that he's like running with this group of people basically and he's got a dui. He thinks he's going to be an holding for like a few hours and released. He is this day while he just got in One of the inmates in that Do gymnasium goes up to a female guard and punches. Her in the face on full on riot followed by full on lockdown of the entire twin tower. He's like absolute mayhem. The worst possible thing that can happen to you on day. Especially if you're not cut out for this shit rightfully he's still thinking. Well i'm in here for dui. So i'll be released here in a few hours or something. But i mean on on now. Full desiccation he. He thinks he can just go up to like your fucking starbucks. I talked to the manager. So he's like hey he he goes up through a guard and he's like a hagar he goes. Hey you fucking like rights tells me he's like fuck off you fucking beaner. He's like what the fuck like he's trying to say like. I think i should like like shut. The fuck up beaner. Just keep walking. He's like guess how long he stays in jail..
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"Nazis might be the best thing i've ever heard on man. Fuck yeah. I guess you're right. It is like if someone's if sometimes you know that somebody is like like you ever have the street like dude on the street like spitting like you want by this. Why can't he's he's hustling. Sometimes your brain goes like not. Get the fuck away from me. But if it's like a charming funny guy or something you know. Someone's fucking with you and you're like all right. You're you're something happens. I think your brain just goes like this is. There's a pleasurable experience happening at the same time. You know like it's like a salesman. Yeah sometimes we're trying to sell you and that's that's what a stripper essentially is. She's a sales. yeah saleswoman. you know one time. I went into a strip club and this girl was like fine. Fine yeah she was like look full. I'm really. I don't do us other shan home. Look look. I don't want real when i won't fake i want you. I mean my shoes are dope tattoos. 'cause real when i fucking shit my girlfriend's worn and answer that's real right i'm paying for you to entertain me. Yes thank you. And how does she respond. She was just like half hours faith. You're like surreal. I don't want that. Because i know you're not gonna do nothing if you're a real cool. Yeah put the fucking put the game on me man. I've yeah that's chicks like. Oh i watch all your comedy george. Lopez jorge perez bits. What distributor comic george lopez lober as as halfway there man. Yeah but it's all good man kind of all this talk of strip clubs makes me wanna go you guys. When goes through club after this win. Sure he's he was right on this. Were you ever like a strip club. Dude i've got the the most fun i ever had. A strip club was with a group like a outing. I did a bachelor party. I took one of my good friends for his It wasn't a the most fun was like with a group of college friends and it was for. Somebody's bachelor part. Where was that we did. It twice won one of the guys in north carolina. One of the guys in south. Florida south florida ones are wild. What i wanna hear about north carolina like raisch right. There's just like white and black girls yet and that's it was not good but that's what made it. Is that the guy that was getting married. We got the broken. Most busted tore asked like just nobody would ever want to see this person. You wouldn't even want to see her in address let alone naked arc. We were like put it on them like we gave her life five hundred. We're like fucking sit him down and work him out and she was like okay. I mean she was just a disaster so the whole time he had this like defeated look on his face and we were just dying. 'cause we kept giving her mind go back to him and he was like fucking kid more. It was terrible. That shit was the most fun i didn't ever go. I went once a loan on the road. And i felt so depressed being their alone. Now's like does that when i go alone. Sometimes i just go alone sometimes. The look the way the clubs ran. Like i like the way they run. Yes then sometimes. I'm dislike the. Yeah yeah as soon as doing. It's not like i think at this age. Now that the funds still would be in the group out if you get like a group of your friends together and do something like that. That'd be great. Now is the best time to go. Your wife has a broken leg bro. she can't barge in there and do shit. Chill the fuck out record this. We're done Yeah take take it off. he'll go. I've been there where the wives come in really dude. It's fucking one time. Sisters came in and sold the parents died. Yeah and they left a trust fund and all their names and this fool was drawing like fifteen thousand dollars every month to go. Yeah and the sisters came in and they jumped girl and they're like. Hey you always thirty thousand issues. I dunno you shit and it's wild. Wow yeah if you get to the point well with anything that it's it's so out of balance for you that you just spending. I mean you got a problem like things are. You're you know you're doing that with cocaine with strippers weight. And you're just. You're you're ruined. Man i know. I still think it'd fun to to do the group outing. I also feel like the struggles. Are that big a deal like Like for i get like some wives will do that. I don't think my wife would be like i'm going to storm into the club would be doing what dude i'd be like. Do you like your fucking car. Get back in it. Get out of here. Thank you thank you. She's gonna hate. This now would have broken leg. Man jesus christ where. Where's the bet like. Have you been to a south florida one. No people 'cause i tour so much. They always ask that. And i go in my experience really. The only ones i really know are couple. La ones. i've been to and south florida. South florida ones are way crazy. I make it a point to every time. I tour any city. I go into to go to that strip really. Yeah just to see. And they're all weird like in denver to bring your own beer as weird and texas. You can walk in with a cooler really full of everything. Hey guys. I feel like the thing that got me. I told somebody that when i first got to l. a. I'm like twenty and i had friends from college. We moved here together. And so we're like this stroke club. I think on sunset called the body shop. Yeah sorry and we walked in their house like. Let's get a drink and they're like oh you can't and i was like what do you mean. And they go. It's full nudity. So and they're like. Yeah if you want to. You have to go to a partial. I was like what because i was used to. Those like miami Auburndale ones that are like in sane and it's alcohol everyone's fully naked and they crazy. Yeah they're and they're open till like seven you just you walk out of those places as the sun comes up you know. I've only done that in. Tj those are the next day we got. Jumped got jumped..
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"Since i became a ball tube. People always ask me how. I swim in the pool as an orthodox jewish woman. And it's actually pretty easy. I make sure to when should suit the covers my colleague on my elbows and my knees and i make sure that i swim in pool. That chester south four females pretty easy. It's actually pretty easy. Just have to find the covers my collarbone elbows and then and then i wear some lululemon pants that i've modified to go to the shannon. Then i wear a skirt over that. It's sitting on. I have to find a pool just other orthodox women but it's super easy. It's chill seems fun. I can see the dove nodding along. He he's into it. Would you bang her no go. Wow okay you're not married. You bang the orthodox. I'm not interested. Thank you an orthodox anything is not of interest to me. I want someone who's like. Hey i have this crotch list Bikini bottoms on. That's more my speed. You know not like. I covered my collarbone. This chicks definitely not much and scrum. If you know what i mean but what. Don't you like to make her cry trion. Yeah i can see you enjoying that but you my scrum comer. Yeah forty seven one. Two three and see how god defines nakedness making bear the by the camps or jeans that hog the buttocks thighs and the crotch other. That's not a course. Word is to seem to place where the legs of a pair of pants meet. That is a magnet to men's a bare midriff and back so we go from the j so the seas to really cool examples. Well i thought it was interesting. If you go to this type of church imagine how brain is like you hear this shit and you have to be like. Oh so no more looking at girls in pants so zipping jeans which i thought was interesting because in phillies hugging. You're absolutely he's a fan of your mom's house and i feel like he wanted to get head of that. Yeah.
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"george perez" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"I don't fuck around even in traffic thakur. You just come real. Close touching us on purpose. Got the bottoms. Yeah kind of begs the question. Do you need the top teeth. Do you need them. You need all of them. No that's not true. You don't need all of them. Yeah but that is a strange aesthetic. How do you keep the bottom row. How do you keep them. I don't know which one would you prefer to keep though the top row or the bottom. I prefer I think for smiles the top. It's hot yeah. But i mean if you just have. Tops or bottoms. You're you're going to have problems you know. There's breakfast miles but neither is going to help you eat. If you just have one you can. I get one on the bottom. He's a but this guy who f- yeah he's he's he's a bad. Don't mess with him by son of a bitch a done on purpose. Try to run over my car chefs. Christ what is wrong with people. There's a lot there's a lot wrong by the way Your son of a urine also right now. An hot how you can. How hot is oh my god. I cannot have one more conversation about how hard it is to bros. Look fucking the middle of summer hot everywhere right. That's what happens in summer. It's hot like everywhere you go right. Now they'll be like do you think it's hot out. Yeah it's been said to me like hey how you deal with this. I don't know the way i deal with it. Every summer i stay indoors most of the day. And then when i go outside i'm like damn is hot and they're like you ever felt like this before. Yeah yes every summer. Every fact i. I grew up in the san fernando valley which is the hottest part of los angeles county. Yeah i do i do. I've done this but mills for three years super fucking hot one hundred ten sky. The other day he comes to work on the house. In austin using is hot. And i go. Yeah he goes thing is hot. Now it'll get hotter. I was like got it needs. You know what you know we say in texas. I go because you don't like the weather. I now wait a few minutes kind kinda happen. It'll change yup. And i'm like yeah you mean. The way weather does everywhere. How it's not the same every day. Do you think is going to get hotter five to have one more chitchat about the weather. I'm gonna blow my brains out. she's asleep. I mean cooler yesterday and today it's hotter but the clouds are coming. So i think it might rain Yeah it is bad. It's a wild story but it's interesting. How regionally people like to discuss the phenomenon of weather young do even though it happens the same way every year. It's a tot happens everywhere the same way and it always changes. There's this one thing that you can count on and is that it won't be the same weather every day wherever you live all year. It'll change all the time it's weather like what the fuck man. I remember how rain yesterday and ain't rain today. Yeah yup i picked up on that they say tomorrow might not cool man. That is pretty cool. Like god and in the midwest when you go to like i remember like every time i go to some radio station in the midwest they would. They always start. They lead you into the the joke to. They're like well. You know if you talk about whether and then they go you know what they say right and you know what you know what they say. If you don't like the weather in the midwest just wait till tomorrow it'll be something totally different like And everybody tells you the same. Dumb joke obey. Couldn't believe that today and tomorrow is gonna be warm. Yeah it's hot. Man is hot but you never felt hot and when we moved here it was like what's going to happen in the summer because the texans earning think people were like. Where are you going to spend. Summer and i was like what what do you mean. They're like where are you going to go for the summer. I was like i live here. Now they're like but you're not staying for the summer are you. And i was like fuck you stay here for the summer. And they're like oh it's gonna be real hot. I was like okay. But i'll definitely be here and they're like that's on. You wanna get out of here in the summer. I'm like all right man. Well here. I am in fear. I'm like what is this summer going to be what's going to happen. Will i be set on fire if i step outside and every day. I'm like yeah. It's humid summer. Good fine so. I got on a flight the other day and i have. I've been a touring comedian like on planes every week since two thousand six. So we're going on what fifteen years and even before. Then i flew. You know i'm traveler. I've traveled all over the world. I've been on. I don't know how many flights thousands of flights and i it just never stops. I saw something. I have never seen before. I saw women board a flight in a bikini. Not just a bikini but a bikini top that barely and i mean barely covered her nipples and i was like if i hadn't had a mask on. Shoot a see me go.
Your Mom's House
"george perez" Discussed on Your Mom's House
"Yelling at him. 'cause he's just kinda yelling into the sky but he's recording himself. It's it's pretty pretty cool guy. He i'll show you again. There's this part to also fucker. Almost run over off of an exit over dumps on the bet. I'll let you son of a bitches. No right now. they don't cute. Pull your to run over the goddamn car. You almost run over my god damn car boy which also i don't think is a thing i don't. You can run over a car in another. I don't think can't do you have a monster truck. How are you running over the car and this is the reason this would never happen in texas is because you can carry guns play soldier. Simple drive nice. They say people drive. Nice in austin and i do believe it's because you can just carry a gun with you. I haven't seen anybody do this kind of here. Okay good i know. I don't know retarded and my being are worded. I'm just trying to enjoy my adult soda. Tax there retard. Okay here's a here's part two of his thing. That's who i am on my son of a bitch. I don't fuck around even in traffic thakur. You just come real. Close touching us on purpose..
Capes and Lunatics
"george perez" Discussed on Capes and Lunatics
"Because that like around this like. I think like the early eighties. They said that was like the big war between marvel dc like the to like. I think if there was the most popular votes but like the two big box that battled in the eighties new teen titans and x. Men yup yup really why they were able to make taking night way was because the book was so popular using titans was selling to interesting fascinating. How you know south wax ways because now we're definitely in. An era of batman has been very popular own financially powerhouse for a long time. But it wasn't always mean. It used to really superman and detective comics cancelled in the late seventies. That's why they combined it with. Batman family bama family selling better. Oh yeah i mean. I mean i mean. The the main batman book always sells better. But yeah i mean yet. Detected was in bad shape back then but Oh yeah anything. Patty announce the best. Yeah yeah but a cool in always but this i mean you have such good care gers and good good writing the classic more wolfman and george perez team. Yeah i mean. Just think of how much i mean. Not that i want. I don't want to imply that the you know. Artists nowadays are working hard. But i mean this is an insane up drawing that he was like george perez georgia. I mean he. I mean he still works. I mean especially back. Then i mean. He was like the go-to guy especially for team bulky. He worked on the avengers for awhile. Course he's in new teen titans crisis on infinite. Or i mean basically every character. Who's in dc at the time made an appearance in that miniseries. He he knew because like you that he was like at the time he was like the best guy for like big group shots and stuff. Were i mean. Just look it. I mean this a law of drawing. Oh yeah so many panels envisat crazy amount word like those first couple pages were star fires escape in her Her jailers there. Or a i mean or the page where dick is talking to raven and then he leaves..