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GSMC Weird News Podcast Episode 270: A Woman Scorned

GSMC Weird News Podcast

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GSMC Weird News Podcast Episode 270: A Woman Scorned

"Is Weird, odd strange or just plain bizarre is really your cup. Then, the golden state media concepts weird news podcast will give you that fit can't believe it will listen for yourself as we deliver his strangest news. You'd definitely you won't find on CNN, or it's the golden state media, concepts and weird news podcast. Hello and thank you for tuning in to the GMC. Weird News podcast brought to you by the DSM. See podcast network. I'm your host. Brittany Lawrence so I thought I would share with you a bit about why I am uniquely qualified to host a show about weird things by sharing with you how I make dinner last night. Smith Show I can do what I want, so I found a recipe for some sort of routine chicken carrot thing I cook my Pasta Sixteen ounces of it. Apparently recipe called for twelve ounces. No worries I will just make some extra sauce. Open my bag of carrots and realize some of them have some weird Brown gooky stuff on them. What even is that? They were not expired so i. don't want to them. My Carrots Okay I. Use some tongs to get the offensive carrots out. Then I go to get my mushrooms. Apparently, I was wrong. I. Don't Have Mushrooms I. Go ahead and make the sauce realize that though I thought I was making extra sauce. I actually did not come close to making enough. I'm also cooking chicken in my air fryer and I'm usually pretty good. Timing, my Air Fryer, but today I took out my chicken and it was woefully undercooked, so I threw it back in. I decided to go ahead and put the pasta in the Skillet, despite their very obviously, not being enough sauce I also realized that this point that the skillet is not big enough for all of the Pasta so I put the whole abomination in a larger skillet and continue on. Now I attempt to add the remaining seasoning, but this is basically like dry pasta I made enough sauce for basically like a handful of Rotimi. Adding Parmesan did not help I. Am now supposed to add lemon zest. I don't have any lemons. I added lemon pepper instead because it had lemon in the name. At this point I check the chicken again. Still not cooked. Taste my pasta so incredibly dry way too much lemon pepper, I decided to make the sauce better by adding sour cream, which actually kind of worked so at this point I think I'm a genius. Realize. Even this unreasonably large skillet will fit the pasta and the chicken once it finally cooks so I decided to transfer everything back to the original pot I cook. The Pasta in I'd grabbed the handles of the pot. Not Realizing that I had left the burner on for the pot seared my hands throwing pasta everywhere salvage what Pasta I could cut up. My now looked chicken put it on plates and dared my family not to eat it. That's how I live my life. Daily, I'm surprised how I haven't actually been in any of these weird news stories myself. At thirty five I guess there's still time. I told you that story to tell you these. We're going to start off today with some of the absolute weirdest people in July twenty twenty. We have a Minnesota man who decided regular waterskiing just wasn't doing it for many more a New York man who tried to fake his death, but honestly not very well a woman in a park in New Mexico snapped one for the Graham with a very unusual and dangerous friend, and a couple of New Yorkers trying to beat the heat and up in a dangerous situation with a very large swan. If you stick around to the end of the show I'll be counting down the list of longest living animals, because the longer you live. I'm pretty sure the weird you get. It's one of the perks of age. Let's get weird. A Minnesota man decided that water skiing just wasn't the rush at once was, so he decided to take it to new heights when he went out on the lake, wearing eleven foot stilts thirty year old. Kristen's of brainerd said he was inspired to attempt the feat after seeing a video of Glen. Sperry waterskiing on eight foot stilts. I saw video of him doing that and I thought Oh. That looks so cool I. I want to do that, then said Sterry actually holds the world record for the extreme skiing on ten and a half foot stilts. He even corresponded with dens and offered him tips when he informed him, he was wanting to take on his record. which honestly, even though this is a weird new story I, am one hundred percent here for people who just want people to be great, even if it outshines them. We just need all those kinds of people you can be great help. Other people be great to then everyone is great. Good on use Berry. Dens built the stilts in the garage of his home. He used the advice. He got from Sperry on the phone to guide him to build stilt. That would get the job done. Then said he practiced on three and a half foot stilts, and worked his way up to six and a half foot before jumping on the eleven foot stilts, which honestly I don't think he really understood the step up method. You get about halfway there and then decide yeah I'm ready. Let's do this. There were many failed attempts of which he shared video dens estimated took about twenty tries to finally get up on the high stilts. When he falls, it takes about minutes to get. The stilts built back up again to try another attempt, so that's a good hour and twenty minutes of failure, which I guess doesn't seem so bad in the grand scheme of things I have failed at things for much longer in my lifetime. Despite, the drops on Sunday, July twelfth dens, water skied round Hartley Lake on eleven foot, tall stilts. It's an amazing feeling, said of being eleven feet, high water skiing, just exhilaration. It's an exciting moment. There was quite a high. Glenn is a founding member of the BRAINARD SKI loons Water Ski show team. And now they are planning to make still skiing part of next summer. Ski Shows. Though Glenn doesn't officially hold the record yet. The evidence has been sent to Guinness in hopes of making his way into the record books. When asked why he did it dens responded. It's every kid's dream to break a world record whatever it might be. It just seems like this was right up my alley and I looked at it and thought I could do that. Now, there are the that looks awesome. I want to be great that awesome thing people. There is this next guy. Robert Berger twenty-five of Huntington New York decided. He didn't really feel like going to jail for alleged crimes. He probably committed, but he also didn't actually want to die, so he decided his only real option was to fake his death. He added figured out. He would get a fake death certificate and send it to the courts through his lawyer and nothing could possibly go wrong with this full proof plan. He now faces up to four years in prison, if convicted in the alleged scheme, that's an addition depending sentences for earlier guilty pleas to charges of possession of a stolen lexus and attempted grand larceny of a truck. Punishment prosecutors say he was looking to avoid. It will never cease to amaze me the length. Some people will go to avoid being held accountable on criminal charges Nassau County District Attorney. Madeline singers said in a telephone interview. During a corona virus friendly arraignment I'm guessing they zoomed. Burger pleaded not guilty to a single count of offering a false instrument for filing a judge set bail at a dollar which I think is one of the funniest parts of this story, but ordered Burger back to jail because of his underlying cases, his next court date is scheduled for July twenty ninth. Scheduled to be sentenced to a year in jail last October on the theft related charges Burger fled the state. He then convinced his then lawyer prosecutors and the judge that he had killed himself allegedly using his fiancee to pass along a bogus death certificate prosecutors said at first glance burgers purported death certificate looks like an official document issued by the new, Jersey Department of Health, vital statistics and registry. It actually wasn't too bad. I saw the picture, but there was one big problem registry was spelled. Reg Symmetry. Sat are why. There were also inconsistencies in the font type and size that raise suspicions. I'm surprised at the lengths. He went through to keep himself out of jail, but couldn't find anyone to proofread. That's just poor planning. The Real New Jersey Department of Health Vital Statistics. Registry confirmed that burgers. Death certificate was a fake prosecutor said. Berger was alive, but despite his best attempts to the contrary, he had actually been arrested in suburban Philadelphia on charges including allegations, he provided a false identity to law enforcement and stole from Catholic College. He was sentenced in January to up to a year in jail, according to Pennsylvania court records. I feel like there's a lot going on here. A whole lot to unpack like the court document wasn't half bad, despite not taking the time for a little proofing, you gotTa stop being a criminal for a bit though if you wanted to hold. Speaking of people that just can't help themselves, but probably should a woman in. Mexico decided to take a Selfie with a black bear. Recently well visit an ecological park in San Pedro Garza Garcia Mexico in the stunning video. A black bear walks right up to a group of hikers and begin sniffing woman hair. First of all. What shampoo are you using because you need to stop that immediately? If it is attracting bears, it makes me rethink my whole method of shampoo choice, no more fruit. Because absolutely not. Second of all, you're just chilling out letting some wild animal. Sniff your hair. Are you missing the ability to logic? The bear was very interested in the woman who was hiking with friends. Everyone seems to stay calm which I mean good on you, but then the woman decides that there has never been a better time than right now to get a picture. She takes Selfie with the bear who acts like he knows exactly what is going on and seems to pose for the photo. It seems like all is well and good. Until the bear begins to walk away before turning back making a beeline for the same woman and this time he tries to bite her, and he swings his paws at her before casually walking away. Look bears around here casually trying to kill you. What are you even thinking? For obvious reasons, the woman's actions are not something experts. Encourage you to do if you encounter a bear in the wild. In fact, it's best for you to yell loudly and make as much noise as possible to hopefully scare the bear from the area and preserve its natural fear of humans. The park said in a statement on its website that the bear was displaying an abnormal behavior caused by human beings. Park officials said plans are being put into place to capture the bear due to its lack of fear of humans, the statement said the park will implement strict measures to prevent future, potentially dangerous interactions between people and bears. So basically, this woman and her friends are the people that they end up writing. Warning labels for you know when you read something like this pencil is not to be used as an earplug and you're like. What do that? Bear selfie girl. Honestly guys just leave wild animals alone. Speaking of poor decisions firefighters in New York rescued two-way word people when they're inflatable swan float was suddenly carried away by a fast, moving current and soon put them right smack DAB in the middle of heavy marine traffic. The New York City fire. Department, said officials received report of multiple people in the water near East. Fifty Fifth Street in Manhattan and an F.. D. N. Y. Marine unit arrived to find two people in a swan float had been swept away by the swift current. The two were rescued and monitored by EMS staff before being allowed to leave with no injuries. FD N. Y. Urges New Yorkers to always take precautions when swimming or entering the water surrounding our city. They added only the water where swimming is permitted and where lifeguards are on duty. I've been to New York City. I'm surprised anyone thought anything strange about it at all. New Yorkers have always been known to find creative ways to beat the heat. Perhaps instead of taking their swan to the East River those two should have considered investing in an inflatable pool, but the Washington. Post is calling the official symbol of America's lost summer. Several were spotted around the city this weekend. People from uptown to the Bronx were seen setting up portable pools to try to counteract the sweltering heat of New York summer. No word on the social distancing precautions. When we come back, we'll head to Europe and apparently learn about bootleg helicopters me too stubborn dog, who was simply not having the big move. Find out what happens when a mad woman wants to argue, but the other party is an interested and find out the weirdest way. A hostage situation has ever ended. Out This job build around the women of 'em, may from the UFC two extreme cage fighting. We got the fights. Cover is saying it's the golden state media concepts, women's MMA podcast, the latest news of upcoming twice discussions previous matches join us as we talked to in about the biggest names in women's mixed martial arts past present and. When it's the women's fight game. You know where to listen to the golden state media concepts. Women's MMA podcast. Just. Welcome back in our previous Weird News John. We went water skiing on X. Games mode eleven feet in the air, found out the wrong way to fake your death learned that bear selfish should most certainly not be a thing, and that inflatable swans are not a valid or safe river flotation device. At the end of the show, all be counting down the craziest animals with the longest lives. In my first weird news podcast, I talked about Bootleg Alcohol and the Prohibition era, which honestly is exactly what I think of when I hear the word bootleg, but apparently in a bid to be the bootleg to out bootleg them all Moldova recently shut down in. BOOT leg helicopter factory. How one hides a whole helicopter factory is beyond me I'm guessing it wasn't just in some dudes backyard. The Moldovan Prosecutor's Office for combating organized crime and special cases and investigators from the police General Inspectorate closed a factory in the east of the country on Tuesday. That was producing copies of come off K. eight twenty six Soviet type helicopters. A secret factory creating Russian helicopters, which honestly sounds like something straight out of a James Bond movie. Over the past several months, police documented the illegal activity of a well organized group of people specializing in the production of helicopters. The Interior Ministry said in a press release. The near completed helicopters were about to be illegally. To former Soviet countries, searches carried out on Tuesday found that there were over ten helicopters on the production line at various stages of completion. I feel like there are so many layers to this story that we are obviously not privy to. There has to be one mastermind. Right someone bankrolling the thing a super villain. If you will then that's super villain has his underlings, and then the workers who perhaps don't even know they are doing anything illegal and just trying to feed their family. I'm creating a whole narrative here. I'm aware most of the people suspected of being involved in the production and assembly process, including the organizers and heads of the illegal operation, our residents of Moldova's breakaway transnistrian region. I'm still not entirely sure what the transnistrian region is, but it looks to be a breakaway state in Moldova that doesn't want to be Moldova, and keeps fighting about it, but loses a lot so now. Apparently they are building helicopters to try and build up some wannabe country credit. According to Wikipedia, they are an unrecognized, but de facto independent, which basically says okay. Okay, do your own thing until you build illegal helicopters than you actually can't. All the helicopters were produced without the necessary permits and documents of origin for the parts and equipment used. A criminal case for preparing to smuggle aircraft by two or more persons has been initiated by prosecutors. If found guilty, the suspects could face jail sentences ranging from three to ten years, according to Moldovan law that actually seems like a pretty light sentence for creating an evil layer for building war machine helicopters that they were going to sell to other warlords all over the world to create immense fear and panic. I mean I'm assuming that's what they were doing I'm going to need more info on this. All just assume my story is true. In some more they had it coming news. A Louisiana woman decided she had enough of her boyfriend's nonchalant attitude and shot him when he refused to argue with her. Twenty nine year, Old Geneva Lawrence is now in custody after shooting her boyfriend around seven thirty am on July, Eighteenth. Police responded to the call of gun violence and found the thirty four year old man in question bleeding on the ground. He was taken to a local hospital with life threatening injuries, but is expected to survive. During the investigation police found out that Venetia was just tired of him, not arguing with her when she was ready to fight it out. Basically. This girl could star in her very own one woman Chicago Show Venetia fled to Dallas where she is originally from, but eventually surrendered to authorities on Monday following interviews with detectives. She was booked into the Shreveport City jail on her warrant of attempted second degree murder. Shreveport police said in a news release. Here's the thing I never condone violence. It's just not my style, but I get it if you're in the throes of an exceptionally good point, and no one wants to acknowledge you. I feel that. This gummy, looking through a bunch of it threads about wives mad at their husbands and one struck me. A husband got his wife a weight loss kit for her birthday and couldn't understand her disdain for him days later. It also reminded me of this past mother's Day. My husband got me a Dyson V. Eleven vacuum. I loved it I mean I'm obsessed with it I. don't even care if the kids get crumbs on the floor because I get to use my fancy vacuum. Twenty, five year old me would have been mortified. Old Me was happy as a clam now to be fair I had asked for a hand vacuum because my old one was on the verge of death, so we just went a bit extra with it as he tends to do. So you kind of have to know your audience I feel like this guy probably had a decent idea of the mental state of his estranged girlfriend. I mean people don't just suddenly become the kind of person who shoot someone in an argument that some build up. And on continuing an argument when someone has stopped listening Cleo a four year, old Labrador retriever went missing from her home in Kansas only to show up sixty miles away at her owners old house. She originally went missing from her house and Laugh Kansas on July twelfth and turned up on her old porch and Lawson Missouri several days later. Colton Michael The new owner of the house found the pup and had her scan for a microchip which helped to return her to her owners. I think there was definitely a failure to communicate between dog and owner here. Obviously CLEO had been putting out some hard signs that she was not interested in this move, but somehow the move still happened, so her final act of defiance was just a move her happy, but right back home. My wife and I had just gotten home from work. Michael told CNN. CLEO was laying on the front porch at the front door. Just lame there waiting for somebody. It seemed like she was just letting you know this. was her home now signed sealed delivered might as well hand over the deed, and she'll give it a good pau signature. CLEO was obviously anxious about the new owners, but Colton managed to gain her trust enough to scan for the microchip, which luckily had been updated by her rightful owners. She finds her way home and there's some strangers living in it. That would be scary for anybody Michael told local broadcasters K. NBC. His wife recognized. The name is the previous owners who had moved in two thousand eighteen. Two years later and this dog was still holding a grudge. CLEO's family had posted on facebook for any information regarding the whereabouts of their beloved pup, and were absolutely dumbfounded when Colton called and told them where she had actually been found. Clear would've had to travel at least fifty seven miles on her trip home, which included crossing a river or a bridge, heavy traffic KABC, NBC reported Hell Hath No fury like a woman scorned, and Cleo was not letting this argument die. It's the most bizarre story. Really. She's everything to us and to my mother drew Cleo's told the outlet. It just feels really good to be reunited with her on the upside. If cleo ever decides to try and make the trip again, at least everyone involved will know where she belongs. Though Cleo may have something to say about that. This next story is probably the most bizarre headline I have read in a while and feels like it can't possibly be true. Yet it is according to variety an armed man Ukraine held thirteen people hostage and demanded. The country's president publicly endorsed a Joaquin Phoenix film before he'd free them. This is absolutely a real thing. According to the New, York Times a standoff between the hostage-taker identified as maximum crash, a forty four year, old man with previous convictions, and the police lasted nearly twelve hours. One of the man's demands was that president. Vladimir Alinsky tell Ukrainians to watch the two thousand five film earthlings narrated by Phoenix. I always thought this was a crazy plot. Point in hostage movies like never have I ever watched a movie or read a story? Where someone says I WANNA a plane and a passport and McDonald's before I let these hostages go, and they get so much as a big Mac, but maybe I was just looking at it wrong. Maybe if you WANNA get somewhere with someone, just change what you're asking for. Make it something that means something to you, but maybe a bit more palatable like walking Phoenix. At one point Alinsky agrees to talk to Crevasse, and they had seven to ten minute conversation in which it was agreed three people a wounded person, a pregnant woman and a child would be released in exchange for posting the video. The president then posted a now deleted brief video on his facebook, referencing the film earthlings I think the fact that he deleted. The Post is pretty hilarious, because we all know the Internet never forgets the film about many different things, including the use of animals and agricultural and scientific industries, and apparently has hidden camera footage of animals suffering. It also compares Specie ISM to racism and sexism among humans. It doesn't sound like the happiest films. What's Crevasse had confirmed the presidential endorsement of the film. He released all his hostages and surrendered himself to police. None of the hostages were harmed. Crevasse was all in on the movie thing as he reportedly showed the film to the hostages he had taken, he had seized a bus on Tuesday lusk posted his manifesto and his demands on twitter beforehand, and then went all in on his strange animal rights protest along with the earthlings endorsement crush also asked the government officials and members of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church post messages saying that they are terrorists. Happened, but I suppose the point is to make a big list and take what you can get. Crevasse was armed with a rifle and explosives and several of the bus windows were struck by bullets, but incredibly no one was injured according to the New York Times. Alinsky issued a statement after the hostages were freed and crush was arrested. Saying we are not fighting for ratings. We were fighting for lives. I haven't found anything yet on whether. Joaquin Phoenix had put out any statements regarding his connection to the hostage situation. I'm guessing you probably wants to distance himself from that as much as possible. When we come back, we will stay weird and probably get weirder as we find out where the world's largest lambing ten is. figure out what MIT deep fake having common meet another not so bright criminal who tried to hire someone to murder her husband, and failed and meet the king of petty when a man decides to really enforce his supposed property rights in the most insane way. Are you tired of the same all news. Are you sick of the seemingly endless political spin and negative? The Diaz Mc America's still beautiful podcast, the weekly news podcast, covering all the positive and outliving news stories we cover stories that will inspire uplift, and remind you love the good in the world tune into golden state media concept America's still beautiful podcast to get all the great and positive news stories of today download the GS empty. America's still beautiful podcast on Itunes stitcher down. Google play or anywhere your podcast, just tight GS MC in the search bar. Thanks for hanging out guys and welcome back before the break. We learned that bootlegging isn't just for alcohol that sometimes we need to read the situation a bit better. Our significant others at least the ones who seem like they might try and shoot you that you should consult with your pets before making any big moves, because honestly they might not want to leave and that if you are ever going to be the perpetrator of a hostage situation that you should keep your demands weird, but simple, if you have any hope of getting them fulfilled, lesson learned. Our first stop is in New Zealand where a charity broke a Guinness World Record when a team chefs cooked up a giant chocolate Lampton. I'd never heard of this desert before so I had to look it up and it sounds delicious. Basically it's a cake made from butter, cake and sponge cake, so cake made with cake. I'm all in far then coated in an outer layer of chocolate. And the chocolate is covered in chocolate sauce so far we have cake made out of cake and chocolate covered in chocolate and then rolled in coconut. Ten out of ten would eat auckland. Charity Cooks night off a food delivery charity that gives one meal for every meal purchased teamed with the Creative Edge Food company a wholesale bakery to combine thirteen thousand eggs with one thousand, four, hundred thirty three pounds of sugar and one thousand one hundred two point, three one pounds of flour to create the giant Lampton. The event took place on World Lymington Day, the twenty first of July and weighed in at a massively spongy six thousand one hundred six point eight pounds. The desserts smashed the previous leamington record held by the Australian Bakery Quality Desserts and the Toowoomba Chamber of Commerce in two thousand eleven. Their cake, wait a measly five, thousand, two hundred and five pounds. It's like they weren't even trying. The cake was distributed to spectators at the event and anything leftover will be donated to the Auckland City Mission for distribution. Organizers said this story obviously set me down a food rabbit hole I ended up in Japan. As most weird rabbit holes want to do. Walk restaurant and Andro City, Japan offers a specialty machi role. The monstrous role weighs in at more than thirteen pounds and is a record breaker. You can devour this massive creation with a reservation and Amir, one hundred and ninety seven dollars. The World Records Academy has deemed the role the world's largest dish. It has twenty four different ingredients including many kinds of fish. Fish shellfish and vegetables wrapped in two meters of seaweed and rice, so she is hands down my favorite food I, like to think I would destroy this Sushi Challenge, but in reality most of the time my eyes are bigger than my stomach. It reminded me of this time. My husband and I were staying in this airbnb in New York City that was. was right above a Sushi restaurant. One night we went out to get some dinner across town and ended up thrust in the middle of a pride parade. I can't explain to you how one accident ends up in a pride parade. All I can say that it's possible and if you do, you absolutely cannot get out. We spent two hours in the midst. Midst of the chaos that is New York City Pride. Eventually we finally got a police officer to move some barricades, so we could somehow make our way home three hours later, and as I was seven months pregnant, and now walking barefoot on the streets of New York because my feet were now the size of bowling balls. We decided to just have Sushi. Apartment we ordered the fifty dollars Sushi platter because I. Told My husband. I was starving. Let me, tell you I was not much help on the platter. Because pregnancy is fickle monster and my husband was not going to let a Sushi platter go to waste. He basically morphed into a Sushi roll, when all was said and done, but yeah, with that being said I would definitely try to try with monster Sushi and the mountain of Lampton. Now, these two food stories are true. As is my getting stuck in the new. York City Pride Parade but some researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology or MIT. Have recently decided to bring to light the lies. The Internet is full of them. They launched a website that uses a video of Richard Nixon giving a speech, he never delivered to educate the public about the challenges posed by such deep fakes. It's the nature of the world we live in. Literally every time someone posts the video on facebook of something, even vaguely questionable. I began my google treasure hunt almost one hundred percent of the time. I can figure out if what I just watched his true by either finding the original video or finding articles by individuals, debunking the mention deep fakes, the researchers at Mit Center for advanced virtuality, said they spent a year and a half creating the video. Video of President Nixon delivering the real contingency speech that was written in one, thousand, nine, hundred, sixty, nine to be delivered in the event of a disaster during the Apollo eleven moon landing mission the in the event of moon disaster video is known as a complete deep fake. The creators manipulated both the video and the audio which creates an illusion. The Nixon had actually delivered the speech on camera. None of it ever happened. The Nixon video now is the centerpiece of the Center for advanced, virtual. Realities website moon disaster dot org. It's singular to educate the public about the existence of technology that can create realistic videos. A fictional scenarios media misinformation is a long-standing phenomenon, but exacerbated by deep fake technologies and the ease of disseminating content online. It's become A. A crucial issue of our time said Fox Herald professor of digital media and of artificial intelligence at MIT and director of the MIT Center for advanced virtuality. It's true at this point, so many people just see something and automatically believe it. It's hard truth, which until recently would have been perfectly fine, since technology wasn't really up the creating fake historical videos point. Now you absolutely cannot trust your. I watch of anything Francesca, Panetta, the teams, creative director said the aim is to educate the public about deep fakes and encouraged media consumers to more carefully consider the legitimacy of what they see and hear basically fact, check fact, check, and then fact, check Nixon never gave that speech. It never happened despite the video. Existing this alternative history shows how new technologies can opt escape. Escape the truth around US encouraging our audience to think carefully about the media, they encounter daily. Panetta said more than ever especially during election years, videos are everywhere. It's worth it to take the extra time to make sure what you're posting his actual reality. It's twenty twenty things are weird, but make sure it's the kind of weird. That's backed up with facts. Just makes things easier for all of us. Speaking of fake evidently, rent a HITMAN DOT COM is a real website which doesn't actually follow through one Michigan. Woman found this out the hard way. When she inquired about hiring someone off her ex husband, she had apparently saved up five thousand dollars for the event and was ready to get the deal done unfortunately for Wendy wine, a fifty one year old from South Rockwood. The website was bogus, and she was arrested after she completed a service request form, requesting a consultation to help her with an issue. In state police said Tuesday in the request form wine specified her ex-husband as the target of her problems. Police said in a news release. The owner of the website contacted the Michigan State police because he was concerned that wind, maybe attempting to kill her husband. Wants, the concern was validated and undercover state trooper, posing as a hitman then met with wine in a parking lot in her hometown. Police said it was then that wine offered the undercover officer. Five thousand dollars to take care of her ex husband, who lived in another state wine, was arraigned Tuesday on charges of solicitation to commit murder and use of a computer to facilitate a crime. The owner of www dot rent a hitman dot com launched the website in two thousand five, and told investigators he had been contacted numerous times by people, requesting murders, school shootings, and even her child abduction state police said. The owner has claimed that his website has been responsible for preventing over one hundred and thirty murders, because he refers all requests for hit-men over to law enforcement. The best part of the whole website for me is that it features bogus customer testimonials and is billed as a point and click solution for those looking to solve a problem that needs resolving. I mean the fact that anyone even believes for a second. That something like this could actually exist and that you wouldn't be found out. Is Mind blowing to me? The form is equally as laughable as it even claims. This form is valid for one individual. Only if you have multiple targets, please submit multiple forms for Processing Michigan State Police Lieutenant Brian Electric is equally surprised at the website success. I can't believe someone would think that a website like this exists. Alexis told the station wine however was convinced, and it was ultimately what ended her up in jail. Bob Is the creator of the side is not surprised, however, laying claim that he has already received two new murder-for-hire requests since Tuesday. He started the side as a class project in two thousand and five, and has been catching would be murderers ever since. We're going to end our weird news collection today with the Petty King I love a good petty dispute, and this one is fantastic. This particular disagreement has ended with a man sign his neighbor's garage in half with assault saw after getting into a series of disputes over the property after getting confirmation from two different land surveyors that the neighbor's garage was indeed partially on his property Gabriel Braun decided to take the next step in the ever growing spiteful relationship with the man next door. The relationship between the two properties was not always so stressful when the original owner Steve Ritter died in two thousand, sixteen, his wife, Teresa Leith Ritter took over ownership, but was rarely there. She eventually began to rent out the house to various tenants. That is when everything deteriorated when the DADS Steve Ritter was alive, this was a perfect place to live tracy, the wife of the saw, wielding disgruntled neighbor shared as soon as that poor man passed away, this place turned to craziness and chaos. The couple even attempted to buy the property, but that attempt was unsuccessful in April, tensions between the two parties escalated after the bronze put a load of woodchips near previously established boundary so that attractor. Attractor could travel downhill and grab the down tree limbs on their property. This apparently did not sit well with Ritter's youngest son, as he placed a stake in the ground where the chips had been placed, he said this is our property. Get your stuff off it, so we had to call a Land Surveyor Tracy said the first surveyor determined that the dividing line between the properties was right through the middle of the garage. The tenants probably saw where this was going, and we're obviously much better at reading room than some of our other weird news inhabitants because the day the surveyor came and set the pins. The tenants that were there packed up and moved out that night, bronze said. After a second land, surveyors said the same, the youngest ridder asked if he could remove his father's ashes from the garage, the Bronx said of course, but Ritter instead began to empty garage and throw trash and old furniture debris, everywhere including over the property line that was the last straw as Braun in construction, then took his saw and got to work. He, of course left all the remains from his project on the other side. If the property line then they built offense because this tracy put it. Fences make good neighbors. That's what we've learned from this. On that note we've got through all of today's weird news. Our next segment will be our top ten countdown of the world's longest living animals as compiled by famous wonders I've noticed you get a lot more freedom to be as weird as you walk, the older you get. Some of these animals definitely fit that narrative. The MC, live than happiness. podcast takes you on a journey of exploration. We'll discuss. Try to true methods alongside the latest Duran's of the how does live your life to its fullest happiest from psychology to meditation science to self help books the GMC live in happiness podcast. We'll help you to discover what makes you happy and how you can live live being the best possible download, the GMC life and happiness podcast on Itunes, stitcher, soundcloud, who play or anywhere you find podcasts just tying GMC in the search bar. Thanks for hanging out till the end of the show in our last segment, we met the ultimate in petty neighbor foiled, a murder for hire plot exposed the deep fake and explored the upper limits of food design. Now we're about to count down the top ten longest living animals. Some of them are truly unbelievable. The longest living human was a one hundred and twenty two year old woman named gene comment, but that pales at the life expectancy of some of the animals on our list today. Number ten. The, to Atara the to Atara is a lizard like reptile that is found a New Zealand to a Taurus have very slow growth rates as they do not reach full size until around the age of thirty five, they can live to be over one hundred years old, and some experts say that a to Atara living to two hundred would not be out of the question to a Taurus. Are the only known closely? Closely? Related living descendants of dinosaurs they are endangered with only about sixty thousand left in the world, these animals remained fertile very late into their lives, recently in captivity, a one hundred and ten year old to Atar named Henry made it with an eighty year old female to Atara named mildred, and they produced eleven healthy babies. Henry is still in very good health and is expected to live for several more decades. Number Nine bowhead whale. Making the list as the oldest known Mammal bowhead whale has been estimated to reach ages of over two hundred years originally, it was thought that most bowheads only live sixty or seventy years like most other whales, but recent studies and findings suggest otherwise for example one wheel that was. Near the Alaskan coast was found to have the tip of a harpoon largest in its neck fat. Research show that the Harpoon was manufactured and probably used around eighteen ninety other amino acid race. Test of Bo headway allies have dated them to be a hundred and fifty two over two hundred years old. It is worth noting that some in the scientific community find these tests to be unreliable. Number eight Red Sea Urchin. It was initially thought that Red Sea Urchins, only lived for around fifteen years. Recent studies however revealed that these creatures frequently lived to be over one hundred years old, and some have been found to be over two hundred years in age by measuring isotope carbon, fourteen levels and the Red Sea Urchin scientists were able to determine their ages and also get a better idea for their growth rates, the largest and oldest red. Sea Urchins have been found off the coast of British Columbia and near Vancouver Island. This species protects itself from predators with its sharp spines that stick out in all directions. Interestingly they also use these spines as stilts to walk around the ocean floor Red Sea Urchins only live in the Pacific Ocean mainly along the North, American coast. Number seven the tortoise. The oldest known vertebrae on the planet are tortoises, and it is not entirely uncommon for one to live into its late one hundreds. The oldest confirmed tortoise was an Algebra giant tortoise at the Airport Zoo in India named Ottawa, which many people believed to be around two hundred and fifty years old, other famous ancient tortoises include a galapagos tortoise named Harriet who lived to be one hundred and seventy five, a spurt thi- tortoise named Timothy, who died at the age of one, sixty five and a Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan who is estimated to be one hundred and seventy eight years old. Number six freshwater Pearl Mussel. The freshwater Pearl is a type of endangered muscle that is known for making high quality pearls, the search for valuable pearls, the main cause of their near extinction Valerie's WIG Nov, a Russian Malakal, just recently discovered that this species show signs of negligible Senescence, this means that the freshwater Pearl Mussel does not show signs of aging Valerie's Wigan off along with several other scientists published a detailed report in two thousand that backs up the belief that these freshwater Pearl Mussels can often live to be between two hundred and ten and two hundred and fifty years old today. This species is protected in nearly every European country. Number five. Lamelo Brockie a tube worm. Laila Bronchial Tube worms are colorful, slow, growing deep sea creatures that live next to hydrocarbon vents that exists on the ocean floor. It is common for them to live for more than one hundred and seventy years with some estimated to reach over two hundred and fifty years of age. Some of the oldest ones can grow to be more than ten feet long. The most widely known area where they exist is in the northern portion of the Gulf of Mexico at a depth of around five hundred eight hundred meters. These tube worms use a special body extension called a route to collect hydrogen sulfide from the environment in order to survive. Number four ocean. The ocean hog is an edible clam which has been confirmed to live for more than five hundred years notably, this mollusc is thought to be an example of negligible Senescence, which means that it does not show signs of aging the ocean. Has. Many names including the Icelandic Cyprian Black Hog, black, clam and Mahogany. They are found in the northern Atlantic Ocean in deep and shallow waters, where they are frequently harvested for food through the process of dredging the age of Oklahoma can be established by counting growth rings that appear on Shell as they get older, they tend to grow more slowly. Hence the growth rings get closer and closer together. This can make it difficult to determine the exact age of a specimen. Number three Antarctic sponge. Found in the cold waters of the Antarctic, ocean the Antarctic sponges, a slow growing multicellular organism. Some of the sponges located here have been estimated to be at least one thousand five hundred years old. This particular creature is without a protective shell, thus that is easy for predators, such as turtles or fish to harm or kill them. This makes it even more amazing that some of these sponges have lived for so long. Interestingly, sponges do not have digestive, circulatory or nervous systems, but rather rely on water flow to survive as water runs through them. They get oxygen and food. The water also carries away waste. Number two Hydra. The Hydra is a tiny freshwater polyp that is related to coral. Sea anemones. Jellyfish similar to the Theresa's Nutricula Jellyfish. The Hydra has regenerative powers. Every time you cut one of these tiny creatures apart, each piece quickly develops into a new Hydra Hydros. Do not appear to age at all. Their bodies are tubular in shape and have a mouth on one end that as poisonous tentacles, the Hydra uses its tentacles to paralyze insects and crustaceans, after which it consumes them, they only grow to be a little less than an inch long however they can consume prey that is up to twice their size. These strange creatures move around by utilizing cuplike foot, or pulling themselves along with their tentacles and then somersaulting. Number one to atop since nutricula jellyfish, the TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA is often referred to as the immortal jellyfish. Once this species has become sexually mature. It is capable of reverting back to the polyp stage, and essentially starting its life over the jellyfish accomplishes this through cell. Trans differentiation in which it sells can turn into other types of cells for example its muscles can change into eggs or sperm and life. Regeneration can begin again most her atop sust I, when they are eaten by other animals, or if they get a disease while in the initial polyp stage, it is unclear how long one of these creatures lives as knowledge of their regenerative capabilities was not discovered until the Nineteen Ninety S. Additionally it is hard to monitor them and their natural habitat and the life. Rejuvenating process is very quick. This makes it nearly impossible to get an accurate estimate of their age. And that's it. We've made it through our current pile of weirdness to the end of the show. Thanks for taking the ride with me and as always thank you for listening to the GMC Weird News podcast brought to you by the GSM see podcast network I would like to ask that you please remember to subscribe to the show and write a nice review that really helps us also if you can, please follow us on facebook, twitter and instagram. Thank you and have a good night. Pick to each other. Same.

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Part 1: Listener Calls, and the News (ACS July 24)

The Adam Carolla Show

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Part 1: Listener Calls, and the News (ACS July 24)

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And then you go do it. You know like Kaelin was reminding me that. When Romney was in here in two thousand sixteen, he was talking about doing this movie. And now it's done, and all that happens in between is a ton, but I love it. Don't you love you? Talk to someone and they go. You know. I would go to the park and I'd play my and take the dog, but there were there were no trash cans anywhere in the park, and so no one knew what to do with their dog bag or Fred. They're fast food so I want. I want to Home Depot. I got a bunch of trash. Can I just I love that person? Right? What is? The like to hero employees at the company who notices? There's no tension rods for toilet paper in bathrooms. Buys a few on their own installs them on their own, only one only to see the toilet paper profit on top of the Goddamn rods. Yes, thank you sir. Digital, yes, everybody talks about it, but when somebody comes back having completed it, it's so rare I think it's worth getting excited about. Yes and so Romney. Did that with this movie and it's a very funny movie in He's a Tour de force in it yeah, a lot of crossover with the character. Tijuana Jackson who does have that personal momentum like believes they can do anything. Even though you know the difference between Romney and want to you want. It doesn't have the Linda Pencil, but still believes it. He's got the personal momentum. I got a couple of calls up here WanNa talk to you Romney's going. GonNa. Join US in second half of the show, so we'll shift to the news a little earlier. Something I've been thinking about for a long time. That's GONNA sound stupid. But it should kind of make sense. MAXA PATTA my. Argument for diamond quilting in automobile interiors. Ready with that or it'll give you a couple of minutes, but I could do diamond quilting talk on toilet paper with rods. What do you want to? Go take a picture right now. The Dow through a guarantee that. Propped on top of those fucking rods. Drives me nuts I the same thing at home. It's like the toilet paper sitting on the floor next to it or it's sitting on top of the toilet. It's. You know what I have. That would eliminate both of those things I like them. I think they're they're functional. And I think they look better. The the long rod that like the nights like cute stand that stands on the floor, and you just pile the rolls up on it. Yes, you have the Seafood Tower of toilet paper. Exactly the cake tower. Yeah, I think. Maybe you could probably gauge a nation and the wealth of the nation by how much toilet paper is within reach of the actual toilet. I if you go to some impoverished nations like you gotta walk six miles, you WanNa wipe your ass. We figured out. Yes, the toilet paper tower is basically the version of when you go to McDonald's and you go. Could I get a catch up for my fries, and they give you the one catch up you go. Can I get a couple more? And they take the box and they just fucking dump it on the counter. Get the fuck Outta here. That's a seafood boil. Toilet paper tower is it's like look. We could come in reply. You guys fucking shit up a storm. You're such ugly Americans. You never stop eating in devastating I could come in here three times a week, or I could just build a pyramid of toilet paper. That's right. You know when I lived in Greece for a summer They warned US ahead of time, but you're never prepared for it until you see it. You actually we go. Where's the toilet? 'cause we're living in this little schoolhouse in a very rural community in in sort of mainland, Greece and we saw the showers, and we saw a great over the showers, but we didn't see the toilet and when we asked for the toilet was they move the great? Wow! That is also the toilet, and because you know they. The Greeks invented democracy, but they never invented a piping that works, you cannot put toilet paper in the toilet or the whole or whatever it has to go in the trash. Can Somebody's job in this communal school was to deal with that? I got to say again. You can Kinda judge the society by the facilities, the bathrooms and and the closets. You Watch. I watch like million dollar listings when I love watching real estate shows you know they show. Some of these houses was some of that closet, some of the walk in closets for some of the ladies and the bath between the bathroom and the closets like when they're building these new homes, and these are multimillion dollar homes, but I mean the bathrooms are fucking insane, and the closets are way bigger than the houses. We grew up in, but not only square footage to cabinetry from Europe you know the stones, the the the fine detail, the craftsmanship. It's insane. What we do in this country for a closet and a bathroom. You're right and on the other side of that spectrum, looking around at houses, and going all these virtual tours in his hilarious, what they will consider a walk in closet when you're in the valley, right? It's a walk in closet. The first person to think of this concept, but like the snl someone should do a sketch like million dollars enlisting La and it's just a two bedroom one bath on the west side, nine hundred square feet. Oh, my God yeah, I mean million dollar listing is. As a small condo in Sherman Oaks. All right, so this is gonNA sound weird and I've been thinking about it for a long period of time. But really do mean it which is. When. Twelve years ago or so I used to go to all the car shows I still do obviously, and I used to go to the Italian concourse in Pebble Beach and I would look in all these million dollar Ferraris from the sixties from the fifties and one of the things I noticed that was so. Aesthetically beautiful was the diamond quilting that diamond pattern that they would have in the pulse ray of the car now wouldn't be the seats per. Se would be like over the transmission tunnel and other places, but sometimes the seats, but the old vintage million dollar cars that you just love the best. The Ferris Bueller. Gt and things like that ahead. This diamond pattern and it looks so much better than just leather. Going over the Hump it was diamond, and they would quilt it and I thought looks so good, and then I looked it every car luxury car. Other cars like nobody implemented into their car and I thought. You know It doesn't cost anything to decide. Show the diamond pattern in why not look like a Beautiful International Ferrari? Even if you're driving a little four banger around like why not class it up a little and. So what I did is I had a Lamborghini four hundred, GT two plus two. I bought it off of Ebay. Sight unseen out of Pennsylvania for a hundred and sixteen thousand dollars. It was like it was on E.. Bay It's probably like two thousand and eight, and it was up to like ninety seven thousand dollars on Ebay or something and I just called the guy and I said. What's IT GONNA? Take to get this thing. Pull down like I don't WANNA lose it to the bed, and he said well I'll pull. Pull it off Ebay if you give me one hundred sixteen thousand dollars for it and I remember thinking well. I guess I would then be paying the most for this car, but then I would assure myself getting the car, and I thought maybe means I could get it for one hundred eleven, thousand dollars, or one, hundred, nine, thousand or something, but I just remember thinking I really want this car so. I bought the car and the car was blue, dark, Blue Blue Note, day midnight, blue beautiful, but had this sort of beige leather interior, and it was kind of boring, so we're showing you a picture of it was like a beautiful blue car with the Beijing theory that wasn't that cool, and whatever so I took it to a place and. For I don't know eight thousand dollars or something. I said I WANNA beautiful red interior in this car, but you know what I went diamond stitching and the guy was like we don't do. This car didn't have diamond stitching anywhere in the car and I said I know but I want you to do a diamond pattern and I want you to do it over the luggage train the back it used to if you find a picture. Picture of the back of the original, just a big flat piece of leather like the under the rear window, the have that place where you could slide up a suitcase or something, this big expanse of Beige leather and looked crappy, so I should have guy put a little quilt in it, and then do like the diamond and the guy was like well. It's not stock, but we can do it and I was like yeah, do it. And Max Pat a search for it now, but it doesn't matter. You can show my version. Of the car so I then well, this pictures a little tougher, but you can see. There's diamonds in the Hump or the transmission is, and there's diamonds in the back where the where the packages would go the tray with Comex panel. Find some better shots of of that. You can kind of seeing the back window. There's diamonds. Diamonds on the the Hump where the rear fenders W-! Come inside the car and you're GONNA. have to pull in a little MAC supplanter. Zoom in or something. If you can do that on that bike, rare but I- sensually just put. Diamond stitching all over the inside of the car. This is about twelve years ago. At some point about ten years ago, I just woke up or maybe eight years ago and I said I'm going to sell this car. I think it's Kinda like at the top of the market I'm going to sell this car and. The car sold for like seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. And It looks so amazing with this red interior, but also the diamond stitching. It just looked a made now. The price of those cars had gone up. Don't get me wrong, but they're not that high agenda. That I, and then I got my new infinity and I looked inside, and it was diamond, and then I started seeing car. TV commercials now. This is just recently. And I started seeing diamonds everywhere inside all the new cars, and even cheap wants a Kia optima Saria, Mecca Max Patta if you can find our Nissan rogue there, it's all. Kia Sorrento Sorrento Honda Hyundai a palisade like cheap like what we're formerly cheap, Japanese, and Korean cars are all going full diamond stitch everywhere now because they're doing what ten years ago I said they should do which is free. Why not look expensive? Why not cool everyone everyone likes! It's GonNa cost you anymore. You can't put a turbocharged V twelve in your Kia because that's gonNA cost sixty grand more per unit, but you can do this stupid diamond stitching, and here we are now. All I'm saying is. I know it sounds stupid, but if you walk around and you have of Your Eyes Open, you'll start noticing things and most those things you notice will come to fruition if you notice them early enough and now. If you start watching car commercials, you start seeing the interior of the car. You'll see diamond. Diamond stitching everywhere. My my infinity trucks stir Scott and when I went to. Kearney's hotdogs a month ago. The guy brought out the bag. You literally handed me. And he just looked inside. Who and cool interior man. He just liked the diamonds. It looks cool and again. I don't know why nobody did it before, but they're doing it. They're it now. Side question it seems to be. You love if I mean we've seen it a few times. You Love Interior I do, and it's not common, you know. I know that we we went back and forth a long time ago about how the Tesla's didn't have it and how bummed you were! What is it with the Red Interior that you love so much? I mean it's cool, but most people obviously don't think of a red interior. Yeah, used to like black, and I used to like gray, and then a realized I liked read, but I also realized. I can be swayed. There's nothing better than a white car with a blue interior. A white car with a red interior that looks awesome, too, but white and blue are pretty awesome, and you know black cars with a red interior look goddamn awesome as well. I don't know I'm I'm into. Aesthetics a lot when it comes to cars especially but But architecture and stuff is well I. Don't know, but you definitely evolve. Showing you the picture of what the Tesla could look like with a red interior in a white one, which is got damn awesome, but they distant off right all right. We Have A. Character up. There's got the real story. The true story about the north. Hollywood bank robbers and the lawsuit and Hector Forty two Las Vegas. Going on man. What do you now? Well you. Got Those guys got all arrested, and then they had found him with all those guns and taping shit in the back of their. All that stuff. Reason. It was returned to them because. There's A. High Profile Special Investigation Group under LAPD. They're kind of like. Know like deep covered dudes. And they're like. Hey, we, we can't. We can't prosecute these guys, but what the it's just like. Just like you know. A gun or you don't pay is really going to get them arrested, so they're like. Let them go and they followed these guys for. Almost a month trailing them like literally they tap their phones. They follow them everywhere. They went out of their mom's place. Until they actually have the guy you know that. When they found, is they said was A. it was a an off duty cop that a pad that. bank robbery going on I wasn't not validly invest Tailing. Ever thought about it never showed the scene in a movie, but it would seem like if you're in deep cover, and you're assigned to tale a guy and watches every move and surveilled him at home and his phone calls. You'd probably see that guy beating off two three times a week. Right? I mean easily like the guy. The Guy's always twenty seven. Now. You never do it to the old timer. He's heading into the Bath Dash Shit. He's getting the jerk God. Damnit. He's beaten off. Is being off again. You follow your average single bank. Robbers are single dudes. They're twenty. Two style thrown follows guy. All the guy around for a month and deep cover. You know camped outside his house. You've got the binoculars out. You got the house. Might Goshen night-vision over under on times you seeing this guy beat off gotta be fifty seven. Maybe sixty. I don't know I gotTA. I. GotTA crunch a couple numbers, but And then, maybe maybe it's A. Maybe, it's a way like like they do like in those gangster movies where they go to the corner, and like hold the newspaper over their mouth, and they talk at the bus. Stop because there's lip-readers. Maybe the guys know that. If they announced they're going to beat off, it'll get the undercover cops to shut. The fuck and Mike's off is going to go to a coffee. I never thought about they don't don't highlight those scenes in movies, but it would seem like. You'd have to be dealing with that a lot. If you WANNA go to the real real. Get into the real real, so hector says they gave their guns and police scanners back, and then they follow them around. But on the other hand Nice Job Lapd 'cause you follow them to the bank. And then they pulled out there bouzis and started unloading on everybody like tell that to the people in the bank. Yeah, you gave them an escort. Sorry didn't expect to happen. Always they always get caught. Guys! They just freak out there run or they'll you know they'll surrender? Expecting a firefight like these fucking guys gave him. So that's you know, that's why all these show. All they had was pistols. Shotguns nobody. Any any that's. There's there's all robbery is the reason why all these cops now are funded to have tactical gear they want. They had. Body armor on I think there were beaked up on like methamphetamine or something pills in them, and the cops had pistols, and these guys had AK. And, they couldn't do anything. These guys just stood in front of the bank. Just fired away, so the cops took off to be in. Be Guns in North Hollywood. Tore down. The front of the place ran into the gun store and grabbed a bunch of high-powered weapons and ran back. To North Hollywood. Being guns is I used to live in that that neighborhood. It's not across the street from the bank. You gotta go down Laurel and turn right on Oxnard or whatever, but the literate can you imagine the length of a gun fight with with bank robbers at some point when you're like pinned, but your patrol car and you're totally outgunned. You're saying to other cops or pulling up with revolvers. Don't bother. Go find me some heavy artillery and the cops are like we don't have heavy artillery, and someone goes go to be guns in north, Hollywood, across from the Dales junior and tear the fucking security great off the front in Boston and steal some some high powered weapons and bring them back. That's A. That's a crazy world, right? Yes, we love the thought of grow. What's that hector? That that that gun shop, but. I'll open. Oh I thought I thought they thought it was closed. Oh Good! It was incredible Business Howard agents or not. They were knocking down to place because then like. Let them so we can get a function. Right Obviously be weird if you owned a gun store and a bunch of cops came. You think guys dressed this cops or whatever, but they're just trying to run in there and crab all grab or there's you. Your country's been invaded and it's coming down your street. Yeah Red October man or Read Dawn, sorry different moving all right JT's from Seattle. Got a question. Let's see jt from San Line one JT. Hey, how's it going? Good man! What's going up? Question for you I've I've been watching? WHAT'S UNFOLDING? mainly appear in the Pacific northwest in Seattle and Portland with the riots and Antiga and And all that now and one of the things I think we're GonNa see it's just a matter of time, and I wanted to see if you agree, it is that we're going to start saying that the violence increase and seeing the tactics that they're using the kind of where they're getting. GETTING THEIR IDEAS I won't be surprised when we see a suicide bomber. Engage with police or some type of you know quote, unquote, you know some type of resistance to this whole thing. What do you think about that? Do you think we're GONNA? See this. Can you want at least until November third, or do you think somehow it's going to calm down before we get to that point? I things I like Hey Portland you're supposed to keep it weird, but you're not supposed to be fucking burning shit down. You assholes. You keep it weird that that's Portland's thing. Is You're the guy supposed to put on the Superman Cape and play the Banjo at the ball game? You know and fall of fish around a kick, the hacky sack, and make your own wrong out of an apple. You keep it weird, not violent. Not, violent and the looting, and the destruction and the burning keep it weird. Remember Portland. It makes sense to me that. Something catastrophic is going to happen. That's going to cause. A sort of lock that's going to cause the federal government and. The the reserves and everything something big is going to happen. Then go all right. Close it down like no more of this. We can't do anymore this, but also it strikes me that the people that are involved with this. Are oftentimes cowards I feel and have a lot of impunity like they don't feel like. The cops can hurt them, and they don't feel like anyone can hurt him or do anything to them and I feel like. Killing themselves as not really on the the their agenda, although there's nothing to say that some AL, Qaeda guy or some other person couldn't just join the group and blow themselves up. That's exactly what I was thinking. It's not going to be some kid from Portland, it's going to be some outside influence at least historically, but just so you know it is breaking that trump is sending in federal agents to cities, speaking of the law and order. We talked about on on another show, so that is happening so I. Don't know if that's going to escalate or deescalate. Something tells me it may escalate. Either Way You know I I think the the problem is the notion. The notion of if just kind of get out of the way things kind of. Work themselves out I was actually talking to drew about this the other day. Which is we know? We sort of have that feeling with nature like hey, man gets in and mocks it all up. So if you just a step back and let nature loan, it corrects everything and it fixes everything but. Now not really I don't. I feel like I was funny because I was walking on a path. Ever go on a path in L.. A. Where it's like man hasn't touched. It just gorged earth in weeds curling up out of the ground like it's much nicer when we get involved. If we do a good job, the funny thing is when it was just mass hysteria here, in Los Angeles for you know four five days of looting and burning and businesses in Santa Monica calling the police saying you know they're. My businessmen. They're like we can't help you it just all the craziness now they are starting to make arrests, so teenagers who are like Oh sweet, The van store whatever on Fairfax, and this is their. You know you're you feel not only invincible, but anonymous. They are making arrests now, so and they're. They're like some of these people are in real trouble. I mean there's first off. There's films of everyone you know the. One guy they found a charred remain like they found a dead body in one of the I think they've found a charred body inside. On Shop, yes, all right Dawson, and so, and there's also a picture of the dude like standing in front of the broken window with his shirt off like holding some kerosene gone. Hey, look at me and it's like. I. Don't know if that guy was up for murder charges, but he is now. I mean up for but I think he was up for going outside. fucking raise a little hell and having a good time, but sometimes you throw some oily rags into a pawnshop, and sometimes there's an old guy sleeping in the back, and sometimes I can't get out and now you're fucking up for murder like that's. Hey, you know. They got pictures of the chick who like burnt down the Burger King. They gave. They're starting to go. Look all the Shit's on film and not only sound films. People are posing in front of the the stores with the busted win of the problem with their impunity is. Impunity, but it's not immunity. which is I think it's good for the moment. Go ahead and burn and the Burger King Bitch no one's GonNa stop you. Later the FEDS ARE GONNA fuck and show up at your apartment. And now you're fucking. World is shit. Our foresight yeah a lot of foresight. All right. Thanks JT from Seattle I agree you. something. Big In. Scary may main fact happen Let's see California's while fire prevention. You work who were getting into fire season guy, you know you're in bad shape city really? Oh, can we please have a fire? That'd be awesome. Just good old-fashioned force fire fire something in the news just to see the majestic helicopter, trumping the water over Malibu and the reporter standing at the reservoir with the thing sucking up the water. We're we're. We've talked to the mayor of candidates going to lend us some of his airplanes mayor. Sorry Scott. What do you got? Scott Yeah Hey Yeah, so I I work up here in Plumas county where we're a logging community. We got hundreds of pieces of equipment out in the woods right now. A little fire starts in the town over, and we're not allowed to just bring our footman. They put us to work. We gotta wait for them to go down. The list may call people in from hundreds of miles away. Make Dick Around, and they just let it all burn. And the whole community of Paradise Ferns Yeah. Did Napa Valley. I know I know paradise well. And the reason I know paradise well, which is up north I'm not even home. Maybe I don't know what that well high is it? What is it? Is it north of San Fran? Further north. Right now goes. A been there a few times and also. There's a good old toll bridge over a trestle bridge over a river that I remembered good jump and spot liking climb up to this bridge and jump it down thirty feet into the river, but The reason. The reason I know, Paradise well is. My Mom's seemingly only friends were the gravity's, and they lived next door to US in north Hollywood and There was a single mom and she was one of the meanest. Ever met in my life, she was. Dorothy. She was very angry. Woman and I remember. CLIMBING UP! Her tree wants out by the curb and pluck in a couple of plums in her coming out like screaming at me yelling again we're talking last shown those sorta vernacular things like young man. You March yourself right home. March at home can also kind of March home. Could you imagine Lynette like seeing a kid picking a plum in the fucking front? Come out the cigarette screaming at the Kid I. Don't have to fuck what was wrong with our child. Every adult was super angry and and like. Huck Finn Shit. Barefoot I climbed up. By the way I needed something to eat like. We didn't have any food so now we'll go wait wait there. Let me get you a tote. Call, Grubb. So. She was super angry, single mom and the two kids, and when I was like nine, they just moved and I never saw them again except for they move to Paradise California. Of course, my mom would be like Dorothy impair. We're going to go to paradise. We're going to visit. They've moved and it'll be fun. We'll see Dorothy and I remember. They said to me like you stay with Ed. Stay with the son. He's up there, too, and I was like okay. Guys like living in a cabin with a sofa that was all caved in with the dog hair all over it and awareness and I had to sleep on the SOFA. It was it was a hell scape, but The Paradise is where they'll move to. And then of course, because the gravity dominate all conversations I've had with my mom as an adult. In the last thirty years of course I got every bit and piece of the fire, sweeping through Paradise's is well Scott also. Could have been prevented as the whole thing is that they've the environmental won't let him cut the trees. Cal Fire knew that town was GonNA burn if the fire hit just right, and there's hundreds of communities that are the same way they won't let us cut the trees, they they have to follow the bureaucracy to say no. We don't need your machine. We're bringing a machine all the way from La and we're going to pay him the truck it all the way up. And it's just bullshit. People are dying or was Vernon. What do we do well the first thing we need to do is. I Dunno fire seems pretty old to me. Vic, one of our older inventions. You know what I mean I've seen a lot of caveman holding up stakes yelling fire. Maybe predated the wheel even. I don't know. Can we just get a little independent group to configure this shit out? This clearcutting work does the old growth work. Is it bad for the environment? Does it cause mudslides? Let's just fucking settle on something and then do it because right now. It's like we can't cut the old stuff back. It's bad for the whatever, but then burns, and then it takes out Barbra streisand's house. Problem we gotta get a borrow a plane from the mayor of Canada I. Can we just go all right? Listen, let's just once you figure this thing out first off. Maybe we need our own plane. Maybe the plane should be neck at the airport closest to where the fires are. Is it a good thing to do the clearcutting. Is it a bad thing to do the clearcutting? Should we do some clearcutting? Can we do some? Some of those controlled Burns, whatever it is i. don't know what. I'm sorry. Let's outsource Germany. They seem to be smart over there. Let's go. Hey, we got forest fires here. How would you approach us? And then we'll just do it because all we do is like arguing. We don't have enough money or they should never done this. The Sierra Club is pissed off at the. This group and it's like I don't know. Can we just go? Here's what works let's just implement. And that'll be that they. The studies have already shown the. We couldn't walk because of the spotted owl. Affirmed their whole habitat. Now we're fucking. GonNa live. That is a great point. How can move into a motel six with the Dorothy gravity in Salinas? That, Scott. Knows more about this than I do so please. Scott forgive my. Ignorance of US revealed, but it feels. Card in front of the Horse I. Guess is the best thing. With on the spot like to absolve PG, any of their responsibility, negligent American company possibly Worldwide Company of the last twenty five years like yes, the cutting the trees back. I guess what helped, but it's PG and. An old as equipment caught fire. Or power lines they're. Saying this blaming the trees. Something to do with it. I have no doubt that something to do with it, but. To abso- to. Imply A. Absolving them for. A full, not include them in the converse about yeah. There's a huge number one reason and a small number. Two reason you know what I'm saying. Well, he was unable to cut the trees the way they'd like this, still it. They're not allowed to cuss far enough away from the line. Where even if it's a live tree, they have to wait until fall down into the power lines Savimbi able to log it. Then it's just it's the environmentalists and the regulations PG any. They they are huge corporation, but they were doing following the rule, and well now I I think the bureaucracy that as well probably enough blame to go around. They could bury a lot of their power lines at say probably should but again one more big bureaucracy and one more big monopoly, and then one more fucking regulation and I. Don't know California's a weird place, but. When you, it's like. When. When I was talking to Carson Daley about. Him wanting to put a swimming pool in the backyard. Of course, there's Joel McHale version of this but Carson. Daley wanted to do it, and he lived in like the Palisades at the time, and he's like Oh my God, it costs like. Three hundred thousand dollars for the swimming pool. Why because it had to be double hold like literally had to be like a tanker with a double hull, because the environmental restrictions are so insane there that if the pool leaked, they didn't want the chlorine water. The pool water like getting into the. Ground Table Water, and all that Kinda Shit and. I all for? Catalytic converters and I'm all for clean water in safety and all that kind of Shit, but. California has a handful of fucking kooks. They're just setting regulation for everybody and everything, and if you want to build, you gotta pass it all through them and quite frankly, that's what's. Stopping a lot of companies, a lot of people, a lot of the cost of the housing I mean look at the cost of housing here just versus tax whatever we're broken records, but what I'm saying is like. It is weird that a very small group of environmentalists who I would label. I think we're all down with the cause to appoint. We're down with the 'cause about littering I hate. Littering were down with the 'cause recycling and solar power panels on the roof, and capturing the water and reusing. We're all down with the cause, but at a certain point it jumps the shark and I'm not down with that 'cause. Because now there is a limit to the safety, and there is a limit to the environment. There's a limit. There's a practical limit to all the stuff when you pass it then you don't save spotted owls. You burn spotted owls, because all fucking place goes up all right. Sorry got me started. Romney's going to be on. A few will do the news in a second I I'll tell you about borough. Love your current couch, or is it just something you're sitting on? I think you know the answer to that as a perfect time to replace it with a Sofa, you will love borough unique features. You won't find in the big box store sofas like built in USB phone chargers, gerbil scratch and stain resistant fabrics. 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North and then saved her and is crying. a source tells the Britain's the son that Connie fled to the couples ranch. Because he's very paranoid and is convinced he needs protection from Kim and her mom Kris even though they're trying to help him. Here's a clip from the video taken by West as he tries to get Chapelle to say something profound lifting. It's a little uncomfortable, but you know seems Dave's happy to be there for him. US. One thing with the experience they. Uplifting Right. That was. An. Interesting. Jimmy Danny one on a tweet storm, or he's talking about Kris Jenner, like releasing the daughters porn tapes and stuff like that. Are we talking about their daughters never? GonNa do playboy? And then yeah, he had thoughts about Kris, Jenner Some thoughts about another realize in this day and age. Everything is kind of memorialized in the form of tweet or video or facebook post or INSTAGRAM? Something or whatever 'cause back in the day when you'd have a spell, you know what I mean. You'd have an episode and your friends would be like. Oh, you're so fucked up last night. Dude, and what I say. Oh, you fucking remember that check. You're such a fucking idiot. He said you kept calling everyone captain and he kept explaining that. We had to get back to Mexico and he kept. You kept talking about Nazis. Kept what you call the bartender Naci and you're like Oh. Fuck man except for. It wasn't captured. Wasn't there forever. Just a certain memory of you being fucked up by the way. From other people who were fucked up, so it wasn't wasn't that. Wasn't that bad I don't know why, but the story just jumped in my head on one of our many. Stay and Tijuana sleep on the beach of Rosa Rita Tours. We used to go to every year. We just go there and trucks and flop out on the beach. And in one night we went into town can't remember if it was Tijuana or not, but we went into town, and we went to really bad strip bar, and one guy, one white like surfer guy with so Blida rated that he liked, climbed up on stage, and like dropped his pants, and was waving as Dick around, and you know security was like got him out of there and. It was funny and just by chance the next day we're flopped out on the beach and there's people flop down for guys and people drinking, and just from the Group of dudes that was ten feet away. We heard like three. The guy's going dude. You were show wasted last night. You're on stage. He pulled your Dick out on stage. And the guy's defense was where in Mexico. Who Cares nobody saw it. No one remembers it and no one was there. So who cares a couple of horrors of a course? We had to then go up and go ahead. Dick out last night, which of course what could delight his friends more? Than than that proclamation, but now everything is just forever captured in a tweet or video or snap whatever picture whatever they are because in the past. Konya or whomever would have an episode. Of Secondhand stores, he was out of his mind, saying crazy she had, or he said this, or he said that, but it was never there. It can pop up on tmz right, and maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. He said she said it was. It was always you never could verify it right right. So when I moved to New York when I was very very young, although wait a minute. Yeah, wouldn't it be great? If. We had. High DEF. Video of like. Fatty arbuckle drunker and shit like dropping end bombs out front of club from nineteen thirty two. You know or ADENOSINE GINGER, Rogers or The buster CRABB or pus or Keaton shelving like of us all L. Timey Biggie the Marx. Brothers I mean. Imagine Abbott and Costello, but just high death color them at in their thirties, like obliterated and calling some motorcycle, cop, monkey, nipples or something. I mean that would be kind of cool. The have now right, yeah! Following Sinatra for years and match. Guess now all right? Sorry go ahead Gina. New York you actually save me from myself. so let's move on to New York. Okay. Of course I used to go. Gay Cabarets where everyone would just cavalry. In the village and you know everyone would get up and sing and everything and I may, or may not have gotten up on a table in saying dance ten looks three from chorus line, which everybody knows that song as tits and asks. And At the Crescendo of the song, maybe I took it off. Maybe I took the whole all the top off. Maybe everybody was cheering and clapping maybe I got pulled off the table by the lesbian who owned the joint that said I was about to make them lose their liquor license. Put your clothes on. What's wrong with you? No record of except you just take my word for it. License to lick. The Lesbian. I gotta believe and she pulled you offstage then. Waving in the air, she was furious. They don't have a license for that sort of thing. No liquor license Okay assuredly video high death security video. Yeah. The basement of New York. New York Cavalry Yeah, those are the good old days, so let's talk about when animals don't attack because I have two videos that are really making the rounds right now. This woman climbed into an alligator pit and wandered freely around dozens of gators, while she tried to fetch her wallet, and by the way, so did her young son. The scene played out at Safari. Park. You'd think in Florida. No brainerd Minnesota people looking on watching the mom and the son, just kind of meander around down there with the gators. Women's Wallet was floating in the middle of the pond, Chock full of alligators. That kid tried to get it, and when he came up empty, the mom tried her hand at it, and you'll see in the video. She kind of throws food outs and kind of makes them go fetch it, so she can out her wallet I'll show you the video here. We have right here, so there's. Eight or nine year old. Why what what you do like. Your wallet fell over the railing and lane. Through it, who knows there? It is a tiny little. Dot near the the ramp. MOM gets up on this plane and. The waters full of alligators. She's throwing food out. What action. The ultimate. Ultimate Karen right there's. The soup at this is she's going into the water. Build with alligators to get her wallet and I'm not sure why her son is there, but and why or sentence walked around the fast. It's really concerned about him. And then she kind of climbs in chimneys herself back up onto the bridge. One, but that was a really smart move food. My theory with the with wild animals is. When you approach them. They seem confused in unready. They gotta hit you when you're not ready like like anytime, anyone. You see guys. Go down and like swim with a great white shark, and they grab onto the fan and it's like Not Ready for this, but find the ones that are the surfer girls right when the sharp just fucking jumps on. It? It seems like wild animals have to do shit on their own terms, and when you come to them. They're like I'm not ready to each you, my thing is is you go camping? You Fall Asleep then H, you find you. Find you this is confused. It's confusing to them. I'M GONNA. Show you one right now, but I'm also sending one to Kaylynn. Because there's another one from this weekend that I forgot to include, but I This is a woman who's hiking in Shipping Gay Ecological Park in San Pedro Garza. Garcia. Mexico and they're hiking. They're like three women. It sounds like one man whose recording and all of a sudden a young black bear comes up to them. Start sniffing around, and she is as cool as a freakin cucumber. This clip has been seen over three million times, and he starts yelling at her and she doesn't move a muscle and I'll show it to you. Bears Up, on its hind legs. Turns out, feel bears could walk if they wanted to. They just want to walk on. Their hind legs. Pop Up really easily. They just kind of stand around. Definitely are they super lazy or they have back problems more efficient faster and probably lust, taxing on their legs and hips. So He's had made it up and mix it up like a batter who go hit from the left side and the right side of the box or a boxer. Who Do who do Orthodox and also southpaws. Bear. On at it. I was a bear on walk behind lakes half the time. Was Pawn at her. Standing still away from her, but the one I just sent to. There's a you know morons in. We're on their turf, but you know that was a hiking thing they did. The right thing the new one. That's going around from NBC News. I. Just sent it to you Kaelin. It's a woman trips running away from a bison and you hear everyone. She's on the ground and everyone's scrape. The bisons like getting ready to like trample, and it is like these people are terrified. I gotTA show you. This is from I I saw this last night. So I think this is brand new and I think it was posted a day ago, but we may. We Love fucking with nature. Sometimes it's not go our way, but so far these people who have been very lucky there was she amongst bison. I will tell you she was says woman Oh yellowstone. yeah when I was a kid. Very, young my dad taught at some special needs. School like that was out sort of Calabasas of something I remember. I even think Danny. Bonnici went to that school for Awhile. It's like fucked up kids school and it was kind of on a on a ranch in Calabasas the Malibu, we kinda back side area and there's a fence like look like a pen, but it was fenced off area, and there's a tire swing in this. Fenced off area I went. With him one day just go check it out or something. And I was like nine and I jumped over the fence. And I was like oh I'm gonNA fuck around this tire swing. And I realized there was a Rambam inside of that thing who used to ram the tire. They would just ram running ram and run and ran the. Rams fucking Ram. Whatever's around like if it's a tire, the ram attire, and if it's a nine year old, it'll ram and nine year old and I remember scared. Shoeless start like charging was running for the fence. Rams training ground for Rodeo clowns. Yes, I can really really was all right. We have that. Yes, yes. It's basin open country. Now there's a human being laying down. You'll see. She just charged. Volume. Hold on. There's no audio on this clip. Okay, so you at least the other clip he'll. Play. The Bison sniffing around this woman. And does a little bit of a charge thing and the husband is is is a good husband because he's trying to distract the Bison and. Looks like he's trying to get. Trying to get hurt or someone fired a gun. The Bison. Luckily. Beautiful country by the way but. It is, but what do you think they're gonNA do? Yeah I don't. Wander into a bison reserve. Even if I think they're not going to do anything, even if there's a three percent chance that something that weighs sixteen hundred pounds is going to be angry at me. Stay clear man. Yeah, that's me true I've never been if you can believe it, but is it true that Catalina? One of the one of the trade offs for? The the State Catalina was. They had to keep it like ninety seven percent wildlife and there's still a ton of buffalo that live on Catalina. Together, there are tons of buffalo and there's notes were regularly used to do spring training. And there's no cars. Everyone's aaronson golf carts and it's really the waters really clear and it's. It's pretty damn lovely. I mean it's one of those. It's kind of weird for a place. That's as close as it is physically to where we are in Los Angeles. You'd think it'd be like you do a yearly trip to Catalina or even twice a year, most people live in Los. Angeles at either never been there been there twice in twenty six years. You know, but it's nice. Do you think it's possible I mean maybe not these days, but do you think there's somebody who was born? On Catalina went to school there got married and has never been off Catalina. Like do they have a hospital? jodie foster's. Role. I don't know and I don't. They have a whole school system and all that kind of stuff, but they gonna do take take a tugboat in every day. They have to have schooling. We did a We did a Kevin being singles. Party on Catalina wants me and Jimmy and Kevin and being and a bunch of singles when Kevin and bean used to do their singles parties we went took off to Catalina. There's probably some pictures on the Internet of like Kevin and being singles party. Catalina mean Jimmy went now. The boat ride the slow boat. There's like two hours, but if you're. If you're smart, you'll Do what do it my? Kids did or my daughter did and my wife and their friends. They took helicopter. To, Catalina that's fancy and fat right. They picked a bad day to go. There's K. through twelve. Yes, Padalino, island part part of the Long Beach, unified, school district Oh boy, you're part of long. Beach unified you better hope you're Catalina. Yeah, it was a funny. It was a funny story, but They? I don't know for me in life. It's not so My life are their life on any given day, but it's kind of the juxtaposition. Of the life which is. The day they picked to take a helicopter to go to Catalina and ride the Zip Lines Catalina, my daughter and wife and their friends and everything. The one you know the trip I paid for. A that day we were filming. Catch a contractor in Compton. And it was literally like a broken down seven hundred square foot house, and the problem was in the bathroom remodel. And so me and skip in like the cameraman and the bad contractor and the mom and the teenage daughter were all packed into a windowless bathroom in a fucking broken down house in Compton, and the fucking bathroom was like four foot by four and a half feet, and it's like the camera trying to shut the door and get back and skip taking all the room and the fuck and homeowners crying and screaming at the contractor, and the daughter's daughter has asthma. Trapped in a bathroom incompetent with people screaming at each other entire time and I thought. Where are those guys? As Oh, that's right there on zip line. zip-line over Catalina well. Maybe they're still long helicopter. There was in a bathroom and fucking Compton, and then I realized. That's about it. You just want to know anyone wants to know anything. They just go hey in March. Two Thousand and Sixteen. Where were you at him? Going to bathroom and Compton. And is your family in a Ziplock? Okay, that's all we need to know I feel sorry. And you've got the entire picture. You've seen it all. That's all you need is. You know at all. You know my entire life pictures. I think Max a pattern them like they're them hanging over well. There's definitely picture we have them in the helicopter like. Hanging out the fucking helicopter so weird. heloc airplanes don't have. Airplane airplanes have doors that shut. and. Everyone goes nuts over their seatbelt. Airplane the doors shut and there was like you wearing your seatbelt, not wearing their belt. You can't put your seatbelt on your helicopter. Helicopter doesn't even have doors. Everyone's just hangs out of SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT SEATBELTS I'm not down so weird relationship with seat belts right? Very much. I've flown in a helicopter. Like they don't say anything about your seatbelt. As I sit here and there's no doors in the. Hang your foot out, you want. It well, and they probably did this because it sounds common a friend of mine. 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Say to me all the time to go when you're going to have enough money when I can live the life that my wife and kids live. That's when all have enough money 'cause I. don't live their life. I'm in the bathroom and incompetent. Zip Line on a Wednesday. That's the life I. Like eighties police chief like th ready to bust like his L. His. Wildcard. You'll be in a bathroom in by the end of the week. He was really I've said a million times. People think showbusiness is show business, but when you're in the bathroom in Compton, you're in a bathroom and competent I don't fucking care show business or not. That's where you are. That's you spend spent your day in a bathroom and content with super angry homeowners and super angry. Remorseful contractors all right. Let's do another one Gina Grad and then we'll get Romney. So a northern Michigan restaurant loss thousands of dollars in sales after a busboy said he had covid nineteen there was a big wedding plan. There was rehearsal dinner and everything was called off because this busboy got sick. The other big problem is that the employees wasn't sick. He just lied because he really wanted the day off. Timbers seafood was forced to close Friday and Saturday after this covid nineteen claim cancel a wedding rehearsal party. The timing was terrible for the restaurant, which is trying to recover from basically losing their peak season with the closing orders. The employee confessed to the life Saturday night. The manager says he feels bad for the kid who lie, but unfortunately this is now a police matter, and this is not the first I have. Have another story we never got to of a guy who got arrested also for lying and saying he had cove, ed used to be during Simpler Times you just like phoned in a bomb threat like if he didn't want to go to school or your job work in maintenance at the museum or something like that just phoned in a bomb threat. He didn't want to go work at the cinnabon over at LAX. Phoned in a bomb threat. Out of Yeah. So I have it. Let's see Basically the same thing. I will tell you right now here. FBI A this is a from like maybe two weeks ago, the FBI arrested demand for calling sick with Covid Nineteen San Juan Davis charged for defrauding his employer work for fortune. Five hundred company dudas fake diagnosis. They necessarily quarantined employees closed the doors disinfected for days very costly. An investigation uncovered Davis's lie. It started once they learned in mid March at a company seminar that workers were guaranteed to be paid. If corentin Davis called in an unsigned letter from a hospital that did not perform Cova test so his that was in the right place at me and my co workers get paid leave, but he did get caught and charged. Yeah I'm. Keep I all I do is think about sports and football season when we're GONNA, do open and how? We're GONNA, open and. I don't I? Just I have this every year I just I just long for the opening of of football season. Part of it is the change in the weather. Another part is kind of the social. Aspect of it because there's nothing better than just Eaton Eaton a drum answer the wings, and the beers with the dudes and cracking wise in making jokes, but. Are! They going to forego the preseason where we talk about that? And also you know it's weird. It's a weird thing to have in your life. A weird thing to have in your life is. I have discussed going to the Indianapolis. Five hundred more than five hundred times, and the answer is always like they may have it. They may do it in the limited. They're going to do it at half capacity. Then it's like Oh, they're doing it at a quarter capacity, and then it's like Oh. They had a flare up like. You know the part that they're not really talking about. This. Whole situation is everyone's saw about livelihood and lockdown. Business as usual and and all that, but also you don't realize how much your life is planning. This thing like we're going to indy for going to India. We gotta get tickets and we gotta get tickets. We get laminates. We gotta get a hotel. Yeah, but we're not. If this is happening or not, you know there's a trans am professional transam race at the end of the year. It's like I want to do that. Transam race in December. Yeah, they don't know if they're. The part that's really pretty frustrating. A first world. White guy kind of a problem is is I'm used to planning my entire year out events, corporate events standup events race races indie whatever it just goes. It goes out well months months out in the future, and you can't really do that anymore. Everything's like a caveat which is, it could be on, but we don't know you have to have flexible cancellation on AIRBNB and speaking of. Of that this funny memes is going around about Halloween, it says. Don't fuck this up Halloween twenty. 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