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69- EPISODE 69 (ft. Chlamydia)

Call Her Daddy

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69- EPISODE 69 (ft. Chlamydia)

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Her Daddy Daddy him him not them. Nope not your daddy yours. Not Mine her her her daddy did you while we're back at it again. We've new microphones. These are great. They're kind of bigger uh-huh we should sound better. Quality wise probably not content wise. It is the sound of our voices. I think we should get right into it. I think actually rip the band aid off. I I think we should just address what's happening. Yes we want to acknowledge the hip piece that was published a few days ago by the New York. Post host Can you read the title. Oh yes is a good one The title is spoiled PODCAST FEM BOTS attack back New York Post forgiving them publicity. Okay so the spoiled FEM bots out just by the way. I'm yeah just a quick update update so if you guys know last week on episode sixty eight Sophia and I dived into our experienced a year ago with the New York Post and and are we had our first big photo shoe and we poked a little bit of fun. We've hoped noses a comedy podcast posted not like didn't like it at all. No no well. At least this author of this article did right right right. They roast us guys rover hit piece. It was meant to be a complete assassination fascinating assassinate Shand. You know as I do. We're going to draw more attention. So many people are water like what. What do you mean? We're like guys we are going to do. A swipe up go let us know. Your thoughts. Highlight your favorite part. I don't know why we do. This loves so basically. I'm going to go ahead and just read a couple lines so that you guys who haven't read the article and get a feel for kind of what we're dealing with in this article roof of it. Okay so maybe somebody should really call their daddies and their mommies who can teach them some manners ars in December twenty eighteen. The paper arranged to give the Canal Street Kardashians a platform and today the girls girls behind this smutty Barstool sports call her daddy. PODCAST came after the Post. I don't listen to their show because I value wit and cleverness ernest none of which they possess plus. I've heard from sources that they are intolerable. Ego Maniacs without size impressions of themselves but hey more power to them. They don't affect my life and then she continues to write too much. Unisex me so this is kind of. We're Arcachon it off. We're feeling feeling flirty. I wanted to also presents. You guys can really like understand where we were when this article drop Sofiane. I told you we were both both visiting men this weekend sitting on the plane glass wind feeling myself getting ready to go get fuck and then on the plane there I was and I proceeded proceeded to get absolutely fucked before I went to get physically and I'm clearly texting Sophia. WHO's also on a plane and we're like Hager Hager his hip? Yes it was just a fucked before we showed up. Yeah I was a little sore so it it was just. It was a shocker. But actually not so much because I get it we kind of roasting a situation and then they took it as roasting and I always like to be totally honest on this podcast. Okay where you come into. I read the Canal Street Kardashians guidelines blind to it. I was holding a fake Chanel bags. I in my left hand and my phone in my right and I am literally purchased on Canal Street in New York and it was just like that won hers because it was true. Mike you're literally scrolling. You're reading that line and you kind of peer down to your left clutching and you're like I probably don't know about me but like like I am. I totally think it's fine if you want to get a little fake something totally. It's like if you're doing doing the MIC. I I like to call it the mix if you have a few real chanel items and then you throw in a couple like the sugar. Daddy get to a real one you pay us is a fake you move on in life you know clearly. The is like the Canal street bandits so for US walk around. We're fucking fakes. You know and then I got to Mexico and you're walking around because I know people were mentioning like Oh you guys are in the post and hiding her purse binder back so so that's like an example of something that was true true true that there's there is truth there or there are a lot of things kind of actually actually title as far as Shiro. She's talking about us. I would assume so. There's a line fine where she says then. They were annoyed that our photographer made them pose in a men's restroom and take fifteen photos of us next to urinals and then there's a space and it says what proved so I'm actually going to go ahead and say this his truth to I was actually very annoy us when I got my hair and makeup done and I was wearing heels in a little skirt and the photographer was Sofia. Follow me. I'M GONNA go ahead and have you say on this pissed covered journal. I make a sexy face and just be careful. Because they're our guest coming in and out to take shits but like don't even worry about that clamp the notices and then breezy shots. I'm GONNA out of everyone anyone listening. I want everyone to just kind of take it intricate and worked for a minute. And you tell me if you would want your big debut next next to a fucking you're alright and I'll fucking way absolutely this is. The article includes point. And it's true I don't really I don't WanNa go off on a tangent but I this is. This is for real thing. The New York post was like hey we like what you're doing actually have never but if they were like we know Oh that you're doing something and we would like to talk about it. The thing is you're gonNA have to take photos squatting on a year and all that eating on a urinal in the men's restroom I don't know I don't know I don't know maybe it wouldn't matter to each his own for my own. I think I would've gone and I don't want a different outfit. Me Too me too this way on his hair. My makeup artist. DOC was one thousand per cent intoxicated. The morning of December four Ding is is like we don't care you're drinking in the morning. No support it but we were getting our makeup done by them and that just kind of put us in a compromising situation and it's not fair for her to say we were lying. was she there getting her makeup done. Do they make up artists hand her the bottle. I don't eating round liquid and say do you WanNa get turned up this morning. Rainy before your shoe and loosen up before you have to go hit the urinal right. I don't think so so. Sit Down and really. You really riled like you guys. This is defamation. They weren't intoxicated. No I basically got spit on multiple times and got a little hennessy mouth and I was experiencing it and I was in shock to be on it and I think maybe affected my performance so just okay fine. I have definitely definitely not a drinker. Come on the job. It's okay fine. She also writes. You mean your careers where you talk about. Various various forms of copulation using low brow language that makes playboy letters. Look like Checkoff checkoff guy I I did have to Google a few things in this article. Commend the low brow linguistic brow. You you how she says. We use lowbrow language and I agree I think we obsolete I I do too. I think you know when you're talking about double penetrate Hainan tree donkey little rotisserie chicks band role threesome Gluck gluck. Nine thousand to the back of the throw aecom shot come dumpster little fuck and come SAV exhibit reverse say yeah own cream pie the pussy. Listen I'M GONNA go ahead and say it's that's that could be considered low brow. y'All GonNa say Oh my God this is fun okay. I think I'm going to kind of take it a little little in a different direction and I want to get a little bit more on a serious. No but we have one issue with the article and essentially. It's where she's questioning questioning our credibility with regard to what we have built our careers. On in this article she's constantly poking at US calling US potentially prudes and ends her entire Rant by saying while they pride themselves on being edgy the only thing they're ill advised rant revealed was this. They lack the basic savvy and grace to make hit in this industry and maybe just maybe probably definitely. They're not all that racy behind closed doors. They're just really uptight frauds. Okay then bitch explain to me why I've had committee before. Aw plane about riddle me that Clemencia. STV You get it from sex sexually transmitted disease. You don't get it from being a fucking prude. I know you don't and I would know that because I've had and you and your favorite bothers her here today and we never planned on letting anyone know not allow I'm I'm not a prude. I wish I hear I am Cla. Media was maybe twice who knows about him so many times. You fucking Papa. Pale are your allies Ben. I'M GONNA go ahead and say we're not prudes right. You don't get that by masturbating in your room alone. You don't get by wearing a condom with your husband usually get that by being a little. Okay Molly often. I know his wasn't the one I was. I was begging for. I was really begging for the Claudia at this stage in my life. It is perfect. Actually I did get committee. Actually I can proved both wrong. I have little common cold these days. You take a little Z. Pack your good go skating. You take one pill as thank you for coming today today. We're GONNA move on because we fuck guys no hard feelings at the post though we you know we love boasts find the author not so much and let's just post her picture. I'm not all I'M GONNA say is we're just GONNA post her picture you look up slut shaming in the dictionary her picture fucking POPs up. That's all I have to say and we are. We are Oh and lasting laughing. Thank you guys did. Enjoy the article. I'm looking here at some of her other works. Go check out. You could check out. Her article called the fat bald cat. That's becoming an icon and let's see here another one eight thirteen year old girl taking bull riding by I storm. Oh that's really riveting stuff really groundbreaking author just really no. It's good. This is really good and I know a lot of traffic is is probably going to be driven to the article and we just want to put out a disclaimer that the author pokes fun of quote people in wheelchairs. And we we as much as we're joking about. How like we like? We agree with things in the article that she says. We just WANNA put it out there. That like we do not Joke about disabilities. He's or people elderly whatever it is so just wanted to put that out there and make sure the data is clear where we stand on that point lanes Roman swipes. You WanNa fuck are pussy for so long but you're a little bitch and you splooge fast not with Roman swipes. 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When a man is laying on his back traditionally The traditional six nine man on back woman on top of him facing the opposite direction. Head to penis and then his head to her vagina China and then they proceed to perform oral sex and the girl is typically in a plank like positioning herself up. Hoisting the thing is is a i. Don't I'm like tripping over my words because I see Nai want us to talk about it. You all want us to go there. You're all giggling guys whispering Katie's sixty nine. This is so are the ones is it. Geometry teacher is writing the number sixty nine on the school board. You guys let out a little ha ha and do a little gibberish. Eber job with your elbow to your classmate and again little giggle and then you get detention. Teacher gets a pass in the note. Saying Hey becky you on sixty nine later knock it off. Knock it off every time you pass fucking exit six now. Everything will giggle laugh. Laugh and we're fucking done. Sixty eighty nine is the most over rated. Yeah ridiculously over presented sex talking out more than a lot of cash ins. I don't know why and we fucking hate it because hello. Let's explain why people people that Adore Sixteen tour and I just want them to understand where I'm coming. Okay yeah like a little like you guys can sympathize number one When I am receiving oral sex I really like to kick back? Relax and enjoy the show. I want to focus on how my vagina feels. And I don't want to focus on a hoisting myself up. least please be giving him a blow job and making shorts grey You Ain't no bitch and see I don't really like to have my vagina flaps dangling in mid air and my ass in A dog you know I am so happy you brought that that up. So naturally I'M GONNA agree. Shocked Ivan Agree. I'M GONNA go as far as to say that. I think that in sixty nine nine and people really try to understand where I'm coming from here because it may sound a little weird everyone always talks about. How like you're so connected in sixty nine like you're both getting yours yours? And you're like the bodies Yeah I actually don't think there's a position. I feel more disconnected for my partner than in sixty nine because when I am all the way down south and he's up at the North Pole with my pussy. Nice and I'm trying to get down on long and I'm focused like the grade read a performer. I tried to always be. I cannot give this man the swirly twirly gum luck luck nine thousand and always focus on my fucking clay. It's disrespectful to the Gluck gluck and just any job. Yeah he says one time one time. We're ou one time. I was in a moving vehicle and I performing. I was in a movie a movie theater and I caught on the ground than I've never done that. Oh you shouldn't. I was a moving vehicle and I gave this guy. Road ahead okay. And he swerved off the road and he hit a mailbox. Okay alleged and I'm not trying to act like I'm good at giving blow jobs because God knows I have not asked my boyfriend by by but what I'm saying is the man gets so like in capsule kipps Elat in Capsule D- in the movement of Mint of my tongue. Okay the guy gets tunnel vision. Okay and he's focusing on getting that he's about to pass out okay from ecstasy from this blow job okay. Who At that point of? I'm doing my job right. He accidentally bit my you know what I we know so good. I have no idea what he's doing on my vacant. And so the whole point and safety fifty houses it is I think the whole thing it sucks and I do think that with regard to call her daddy. There's so many better fucking position that I can get my pussy and then I can suck his dick in your bottom line. That's IT I do have a couple that I know. They're my friends and they actually love sixty nine and they talk about it with all the time. Because I'm a fucking you're asking asking them I eight and they know and I know but so they were telling me they do it. They love it because they do it reverse so they do. You were sixty nine. Which is where the guys on top? They said because the guys on top he goes down any kind of like wraps his head down and under and so hit hit the first thing that his mouth is going to come in contact with is the click. Because it's at the tie and then fingers can go on your post whereas in normal sixty-nine his mouth is out like your whole your vaginal. Wow so so he's hitting the Pussy from a different angle that her mere access to the Taurus I also know is what are the chances Manson dot you and your man are going to have the exact height different it takes to do the success of the rhythm and the Rhythm uh-huh I also do think it is. I also do die in reverse sixty nine. They were saying that it you it takes you being a bit comfortable with the person because the guy on top like his ass is now out and like and his dangling Mikaela e some guys not being down just not being comfortable interval. Whatever I reached out to a man 'cause I always like to some male perspective and he said that he actually likes it if both people are doing it on their side aid so girls head is resting on the guys die right while she sucks his day like? She's pretty much in between his thighs. She's like using the guys sizes a neck pillow like one of those supported by. Yes yes yes. So and then she has her leg over his head which I feel like that sixty nine is even more intimate kind of are like really entertaining around the genitals in the asshole. So Oh the asshole. This position Vin knows is in closer quarters to the asshole own the rectum. Yes so I told me the story. This is also probably why I'm fucking heat. Sixty exte- nine okay. Is he had a serious phobia of feces. Okay like he had to do these. Things called poop showers shout Tau and he could not go number two without like washing his body and a shower like we would be out of party like we would be at a party and he would get in that person's shower user towel and then like put his clothes back so he's really hitting the hard facts. He had this huge phobia right and he was doing sixty nine with one of his ex girlfriend. Yeah and he said that it smell really bad girl had not wiped hopper league and he was like because of this sixty nine position like I was just able to you. Smell the crack asshole like way more than I want to. I saw the. And so you know bashes like just make sure to. Why just fucking WII just wipe wipe? I think that's a point they. I think I actually think the if you're comfortable the slang sideways dot dot one. It may be good. I think literally goes sideways on your side to reverse and then to normal. Oh okay because I fucking standing up how about ah how about that bitch is your hands. And here's she got old in your leg. Actually my favorite position position. I told you yet we back could be hard to do. He does a Hanson. He gets up on the wall. The Dick Protruding from the wall. You take take your place you go toward and then he wraps his head upwards and loud and that thing that could worship and then the blood rushes to his head and you earn house. I wouldn't you work from the blood has rush to your head and you puck and pass out the actually could be one of the best ways to do it hands down to the nine sixty nine ninety six. Whatever you're into if the girl wants to be on her a hand yoga I got bitch? Yeah you walk to the bathroom. You Grab squatty potty you step on that because I was gonNA. I'd say what if what if you super tall right you get a little thing to put your hands up on a couple more inches I fling love on the wall Ooh what are you gonNA proceeds to fucking shoved his dick in your mouth. That's kind of scary. What about is he and this is a Lhasa? uh-huh okay hypothetical. He has a pool of bar in his doorway. Yes he and you put your legs on on the pull up bar hang upside down like your kid on the monkey bars school absolutely and do it that way. Okay okay okay. This is very very good. And this is very good stuff on the bed and email and it'll suck your and then we'll be good if you're going to hook up with a guy guy at least when you're out of high school when you're older you're going to hook up with a guy for the first time. And he tries to ask to do sixty nine he he is in inexperienced little bitch I was gonNA. He's never had sex before I couldn't agree more with you and the thing is is I think the reason we're saying that guys is because it's no like for people that aren't as experienced in sex. They think that sixty nine is well. Yeah it's like a quote unquote freak position. When really if you listen to fucking call all her daddy you we've given you guys so many better fucking positions that each of you can enjoy totally a way better than sixty nine? I know I might look like a supermodel But she's not but I don't have a wardrobe stylist and so I always use stitch fake guys stitch fix. We've talked about before the Khaki attics people that just can't figure out what the fuck to wear to the bar. What to wear on a day stitch fix is GonNa Hook you up with an is an online personal styling service? That delivers livers your favorite clothing shoes and accessories directly to you they have so many brands and exclusive styles. 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Four hours trying to give her advice and usually I feel like I'm pretty good at that Kinda made it my job to You're really hot and you're giving your advice and I really was at a loss for words like I didn't have an answer for her. She called me freaking out because she caught her boyfriend sending a facebook message to a girl. A hot girl I it matter it day fuck him out or it was an attractive girl saying Happy Birthday Beautiful Foale and the question isn't should my friend be upset with her boyfriend because of course absolutely she should be fury Abbas her boyfriend yeah. That's not okay. The question that my friend was asking me was do. I need to break up with him over. This like was was it so bad what he did that. She should end their three year relationship. They've been together for so basically what you're bringing up. Is there on. Call her Dadi. We talk about full-blown cheating on this show and this is kind of one example of this grey area where your partner doesn't full-blown full-blown cheat on you. You gave the example of a like a facebook message guys this could be a DM or attacks T.. Say someone or you keep finding him sending the same girls screw a screen shot of this and he sends it to all of his friends all the time. Yes who is this. We're liking this one specific girl actions every week and so it's kind of hard because it's like holy fuck. He's not full-blown Cheating Shady behavior. And at what point is it worth ending a relationship relationship over and then what point will you put up with it and just get mad about it exact so so I was trying to figure it out with my friend and I think think that this is really what it comes down to and what I ended up telling her is if you find something like this yes like the happy birthday beautiful mutiple message. He sent pieces. You are now allowed to go through all of this man's share. Yeah totally go through the phone and go through the email pass through the my fitness pal then mo the apple forensic yes okay. Yes a higher private investigator like no Auntie go through our episodes take notes and then go to your boyfriend's Shit and act accordingly. Yes because at this point you're allowed allowed you found something shady now it's time to see. Is there anything else and if you do that and if you find some shit there you go there's your answer break up with them and I think think of you don't find anything if a one off it looks right then I think you can let it go. I agree but if it happens again then and I think you need a question the relationship I was going to say I think if you find something really shady like this girl did and if she had never found anything before you bring it up to your boyfriend and you let him know that this is not okay and this is not something that's GonNa fly. Yeah and then. If it happens again it's over Is this worth ending a three year relationship over. I'm going to say at face ace value. No because he's not full blown cheating he's being shady and then like we just said that's where you start investigating and then what you find investigation. We'll tell you if you're able to move forward relationship internship on the flip side guys. We're going to do a little one. Eighty visual or Earth Switcheroo. One Eighty call her daddy style. And now we're going to help out the people that are being shady. Yes in K.. Have I been caught red-handed. Absolutely yes if you're the person that got caught writing a facebook message which you deny ill you die. I don't understand Whiten. Everyone doesn't have this tattooed on their foreheads. By now denied till we die foe. Oh yes because once again it's incriminating. It's inappropriate what you did. It's not proof it's not fully genus in Vagina China. You know she has a facebook message. And you're going to look at this bitch and you're going to tell her she's crazy. Also feel your so you I flight tests like this and you make her feel so dumb for getting in your face over a facebook message. This hurt is me to like even be giving but I would I we it works. It does work denied till you die. Yeah all she has she's fishing. She's looking at you with this. Her poor puppy dog eyes. And she's like how could you do see. How could I wish happy birthday? I don't fuck you get Outta my face and you gas her Yup however if you get caught and she has all all of this Dr on you and you know. She swung opened the door. And you were balls. Deepen her mom then. Can't gas ledger outsider. You're yeah you could sleepwalking dream. Knock her out no no catches as you ball deep. You can't use the gas late now that you have. No you have nowhere to turn and you need to Beg for forgiveness you gotTa drop down to your knee and you got sob cry cry. Because it's I know it's confusing but you gotta just read the situation. Does she have full-blown approve. Oh No okay. Lie If she has full proof. Oh Oh my God I am so sorry baby I love you so much. I'll do anything to get you back. I made a mistake. I love your love. You and you drop down and you fuck and punishment needs to fit the crime. So if it's a facebook look message. The reason you gaslight her is because if she finds a facebook message and you start crying like a little bitch and it's like she's going to be like okay. Hey there's something else here yes and then you're like really giving yourself yes. Yes you're playing your cards and you didn't even have to be a fucking pussy. Listen to US stabs know how to the act and then when it is time to cry you gotta be man enough to do it and sometimes when men cry it gets me man then crying. Yes Oh this is yes. Yup It is a natural wonder of the world when a man is actually from the bottom of his heart genuinely and crying when Paul realizes that Alex is about to walk out of his life because he just got caught putting his Weiner in her where it shouldn't be. Paul is not even GonNa try to gaslight. Tall is caught. Paul is going to break down crying and you will know if he's genuine or not because when you see ban genuinely cry there is nothing else like there. I like seeing a grown man fucking cry and Nina and Yeah and I'm sorry. If it comes off. Insensitive with eight is one of the most entertaining fucking things things I've ever. I'm sorry it is like you see right before your eyes pent up like years and years of being told like you are a boy and boys don't cry and it's like you're seeing all of that unraveling unravel before your eyes and just like Niagara Falls. Alec B I I was about the sexting and then pulled like hot. I cried about my thirteen. And my daughter Girl Jennifer. My mom never came from graduation. And you see this man and most of the time these men will fall all to the ground they always they lose all motor oil off on the ground a lot of times they lose their on the ground they most of the time will reach for some part of your limb to just make fun. Do Harass your body. You're like I'm not even going here. I'm just really Dan be stuff and he's bowling and sobbing and he can't take it and it is it is it's so sad too because sad but it's so satisfying and how many retiree health act up to when they do this to they squint and they closed their eyes. And have you tell me you haven't not like kind of had to laugh like Oh quickly quickly laugh and I will put my hand over my mouth and it's because I'm laughing but I'm pretending like I'm like actually like in Joe because it's jarring. We laugh we loud when they have really fucked us. Yes yes guys crying about fucking using his dog. No I'm not lying on me. And then he falls to the ground and he's like sobbing in his shoe tape play. You don't don't stop won't love you pay. And then you're and then he like kind of falls to the ground and he's on there and he's doing like the Child Post and you laugh quickly and then he looks up. And then you've got all series began. It's the power dynamic is never more than in that momady. It's like fucking curb stomped bug you WanNa take your knee and just melanin the hat and and it's so sad because you can't help but kind of feel bad for them because when a girl cries it's like Oh she's crying because is the man. He loses the motor skill his equilibrium Auburn and he falls to the ground and he's a mess and he can't he can't get his word. It's almost like you're you kind of I think at one point you're not for real and then there's a point where you're okay real. It's going to be DIAC. You WanNa almost forgive them just fucking shut up and the thing about men crying. We're going they're going to be like but the thing about men crying also and and this is so mean but like you said if he's crying over something that actually he's a human like I am not going to be an asshole and have no soul if he's crying over someone undying or something happening but if he hurt me and he's crying it also is the worst thing also when they do it because not only did. Did they hurt you. And now they're crying. It is the most unattractive time watching him be such a fucking pussy because main fucked up. I'm I'm like. Why are you Ryan so much? Because people say like girls ugly cry. Oh the the man crying the ugly I. It is like their face like I don't even fuck. They know ooh oh like muscle in their everything goes limp. There's there's there's always Tell me you don't always see the spit like the SLOB. Coming out is the bus is. There's so much snow there. He's it's a disaster and it really is so unattractive you'd would keep so I mean I know one. 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Ten percent off during your first three months visit ritual dot com slash daddy to start your ritual today ten percent offering your three months at ritual dot com slash. Daddy okay. Let's do questions of the week. Coal who Alex is taking a break from Coal Jojo. I can't do it I'm gonNA fuck it up. I'm GONNA sound so stupid oxidizing a break from doing questions of the week because she was getting a little bit of hate someone slid into the DM and they were lying. Please knock it the fuck sophea called all the people. That don't like that when I do it. Silence Sufferers Okay. And I got a message from a girl saying hey I just WanNa let you know. I'm one of the silent sufferers and we stand together. There is A. She's like an I fast forward all the time through so I just want to let you guys know little you know what I want to let them all. Feel the VIBE. When I don't do it there thinkable throw like your ungrateful bitches? They're like I take that you listen to that you like that at little questions of the week. Yeah you missed questions of the week. And that's that here we go. Okay guys help me. Unfortunately I haven't haven't been fucking anyone other than my sugar daddy for the past couple of months and I went and got tested and found out I had gone ary off fucking disgusting gene. I know my sugar. Daddy gave it to me. But I'm unsure how I should approach him with this father's how do I spin this in the best most beneficial way aid to myself possible. How should I attack? Oh if this girl without a doubt knows that the sugar sugar daddy gave her gonorrhea motherfucking chain chain chain. Because the thing is as we've told girls like even if you don't know for sure like just tell call them older men with money or not gonNA put up with bullshit a lot of them get tested frequently. Yeah I would. I mean if she knows for sure that he gave it to her. This is when you pull out Meryl Streep Level Performance and you make this guy feel like absolute put dog shit. Ring the tears and you're going to make him feel like a monster. I are going to tell them the way he can make up for. It is a chanel about up birkin a Birkin Workin. Oh Jesus the gonorrhea is the silver lining You know what I honestly a great fucking really Gray Gordon Com. It is an opportunity for you to capitalize on and get the biggest president from the sugar. Daddy you ever see. Yeah wow a great situation. I can't believe you're hooking up with other girls. Why didn't you use protection and I'm so heard? Yeah I know what this relationship is but I didn't sign up for this. Ooh Ooh but I did sign up for that notion now okay. Hey father's I was talking to this guy for the past five months aunts and we really hit it off. He would say all the right things and I started falling for him. He picked me up from the airport. And we do little things for me in the moment. I thought I needed last weekend though. I got off work around two thirty. Am and he came over. We were hanging out and having a great time and suddenly me. He became angry and accuse me of stealing his money. He took my wallet which had eight hundred dollars for rent slash working the the two nights before and left my apartment and blocked me on everything over the next day I found out he has a girlfriend was being played lovers. Show love you okay sweetheart episode one take out a notepad and you need to go full course call her daddy again. Because you've been listening to this show. Okay it's one thing to like when someone you know. Leaves the room to use the restroom and you quickly. He pulled out of the wallet right to like. Stay up out of nowhere and furiously. Be Like Dude you steal my money and then you take her wallet luck the money now let them and then leave the house with it. I'm kind of like I KINDA WANNA hang out with this guy like see how auto in a suit because of how normal. It sounds like the way he did it. It's almost like this is something he does. Yeah and then. He goes home to his girlfriend. He's like eight hundred four US one hundred this poor girl sitting on the couch. I get the fact that she's like. Did I get played could get played. Alex viewers to like a guy and he pulled this shit on. I think that even you would be so shocked. Yeah Yeah like taken aback. That you'd probably let them just walk out the door the money. That's actually so fucking amazing because is an example of a crazy guy blah. It is much. I'm so sorry you did get played to answer your question why he stole from you and has a girlfriend. How did you find out she? He has a girlfriend or he played played. You played you. He sold for you on the girlfriend. GotTa differ wallet if I am at. Oh my God okay. This is kind of sad. Oh own but I want your opinion office. Okay this girl this is from a guy. This girl I'm seeing never works out. When she was in high school school she did track and cheer and she was in fantastic shape however she is slowly getting more out of shape? The most unattractive part is that she she always brags about how much food she can eat. And how much she eats. She wants to be official. But I'm not about it solely because she slowly getting more and more out of shape how do I convince her to eat right and start working out again without sounding like an asshole. Oh by the way. She's not fat by any means yet but she slowly getting softer all right. There's in our Shukan. Women are like fuck him all right. This is the thing he does not really like okay. He doesn't like her however. I'm GonNa be on late devil's advocate and I know everyone's going to hate me for doing okay because because it works with both sides there is something we've had people right in. There's something about when going further when you're in a relationship and someone lots let's themselves go. Yeah it is not fair to your partner. That's not what they signed up for. I know it sounds fucked up like I'm sorry you gain two hundred pounds and they met you before like lose so much way and that's not like it's it's not how they met you and like it is kind of a mind fuck for this guy. I understand a little bit. He's saying she was an athlete and now she's just constantly eating and she bragging about how much she can eat but he's watching her physically and like she's just gaining a lot of way. I'm sorry but I kind of understand what he's like. I'm a little freaked out because some men I've dated are extremely attracted to women that just take care of themselves. You don't have to be the most in shape person but if you are just constantly bragging about how much you And all that chicken you can take down very interested in halbe gloss. Haitian rockslide why I give me the fucking chicken bucket from. KFC's I've watched this Jay go like I've just never you could say like babe like use this crisis the kickin bucket fucking God really know but you could bring up like her old cheerleading days or something and I know is kind of Dushi but you could be like look about body on you look at that. Oh It's you I know but you're like like all like do you miss cheerleading. Do you miss playing sports and like girls. Just keep in mind. Men are disgusting and they're visually looking at you and they're fucking calling us off off so this is really short and sweet and it's more of a public service announcement high daddy's Big Fan. Can we please tell guys should to stop with the masturbating videos while sitting on the toilet. Like I can't even enjoy your dig because I can only think about the huge. Oh Shit you took four hours ago. Never gotten one of those. I've gotten a guy jacking off into the toilet but I've never gotten him sitting and I haven't either but for some reason in could see the meeting and men. No no that's like. They need to be either laying in bed standing in front of a mirror. Yeah or standing somewhere that you could jockeying off John. Jahr like into the lake into a soccer like in tow. Yeah I'd seen seeing I think thought manually put yourself in position men bitch if the toilet is in the background of nude you squatting. We know you. Don't sit sit to p we know you only sit to shit it so just know that like. Fortunately that's what we're thinking about. When I see that you are jacking up? Like oh so he just so he just took a shit and he's into blunt gins. Yeah man so just. Don't okay I of another thing. That's kind of like a little beep BOP. Oh this girl wrote in an and sometimes I think the questions we get I just I don't know if I'm if we are on a different planet. We probably are can you guys please. In all caps talk about how you in Sofia where baseball hats you you and Sylvia always looked so Q.. And your ears are always covered and they don't stick out. How do you do it? It might be a dumb question but it's is always eluded me and my ears don't even stick out regularly but they just seem to when I wear hats help. I don't know if she meant to say eluded so she is asking how we were how we wear baseball. I just put mine on. I don't know we we put them on. And we we put our hair down even if you throw the hat on the Dome and you and you walk on nuts really what it is. And that's that and that's the T ooh. Oh My. Gosh you guys sals you guzzlers of calm you come fucking savages and we are still shot Autobahn on instagram. Which means you guys need to go? Follow our personal accounts if call her daddy ever gets shutdown. How're you GONNA find us? Go to our fucking instagram Graham. 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137: How's Your Body?

Way Too Broad

1:21:32 hr | 5 months ago

137: How's Your Body?

"Hi Kyle shouldn't tell you said hi and I won't well Kim. You just heard you say that. So she can't hear actually so can't she can't. It's gone. I knew and and welcome. Show Intel Program for you know and welcome to way to Broadway show Intel program for everybody fund. Except then 'cause he's welcomed ish way to come to show and tell been what she can do. We got we didn't get any feedback on was the suggestion. You made our hot me or I beg your pod so if you like that. Introduce your co hosts. Hannah co-host Aaron Dan. Hi Era Hannah. Heaven who it was a mess all of it. We're doing all right but Yeah I have a lot of stuff So why don't we jump into? What are we drinking In do luck fucking who am are they gonNa do flip in and then Fuckin- and then I'm I this week and aid. Inking beer earn tutoring. I'm drinking water for civil beer. Long lie we'll be in a second. I keep thinking that it's easier and then surprised that it's water. How Quick Ferment Ben? A now that I've fermented it with some wheat it's It's a Paulaner. Heff of Aisin. What trait was delicious? This is Thanks to Aunt Brown. Who continues to get drizzly? Orders delivered to our house in reward us with beer. Yeah so that's Nice Aaron. What are you drinking? What up I got two drinks today. I haven't ice water that I filled up fresh fence clapping at somebody. I assume he's applauding come for his excellent behavior. That's my assumption reading his food. Oh I before my second drink. I'm so glad that you said that. Because today I accidentally asked Henry if he hasn't any dog food and then I asked him if he had any dog water and I was like wise thing and now you must always call your cat. Food Cat food in your cat. Water cat water. Get my second. Drink is very special. Drink this coffee van. I love haven't talked about this before. Called van made out of coffee. There's event yeah. It's a coffee. Bean on wheels There's the van that does coughing. This guy I'm with van decisive chaffee being it's The coroner on the corner. I can never fucking remember. I love it so much. Well it parks outside In the corner it parks right outside of the building that used to work at before the building I work at became a house And at first I was like what I saw. I was like okay. We're in downtown. Durham we've got like a million coffeeshops tons era like why would I go to a coffee van? And so but that I went one day. The guy's really friendly name is James. Like such a nice guy and then he's got like his soul Latte day. He's which likes public The city in Korea. And it's like this. He's like it's. It's very strong. It's a little criminal sweet. Little Savory has a special ingredient from Korea Secret INGREDIENT A INGREDIENTS. Taking care of business. He's kicking the cat out. These shorts up he that question. Quick quick deal when you kicking Komo out. You will lifted the the pant legs of your shorts. Because they're not tired so they would fall down. If I didn't add it looked like you might. You might do with Pant legs want to dip in some water like yeah. It looks like a lady walking into reach mid Cy list of even higher. I just now more questions because your words your pants are gonNA fall down. Why would you hold them at a? What do you mean lifting the pant leg up? It was like various believe. He's got a lower ways. Huffing the bottom of my pants just like revealing mid pat and then look right by the lease okay just got lower waste than either of us. Were expecting anyway. We both saw record show anyway. The string has a secret ingredient from Korea in so good at. I used to get him. I've become like totally addicted to them. Look like three months ago and so the coffee van. Isn't there all the time but whatever is I would just like. Go get one for like a really nice afternoon treat so anyway long winded story he started doing Durham deliveries. And so I've got an ice Salah Tei half of one. And I'm just loud so excited Recruit ingredient no at secret seagrass et this. Does it come in that? Nice bottle yet. Like to buy them now now. I used to actually get them hot but these are easier. I guess enchiladas. Ice elven is so mildly sweet and Savory Double Shot Lot teammate secret ingredient for Korea enjoyed over ice or microwave it so you could make it hot again but I like it cold some like it hot. I like a cold definitely. Yami too hot. It's so good. I wish that you could try it. Anyway that's me. Wow Nice Baby Ben what do you drink him out to gloss source water in? I have an old fashioned again. An muster drizzly. Yeah I think it was if Mr Drizzly it's expensive drizzly orders like a month ago last me for years. GonNa much of the time. That's true Mr Drizzly I got. He's just drizzling. Just drizzle in pouring drizzling. I discuss alcohol shipment a- liquor shipment since I can't do drizzly but I got a liquor ship to me. Nice into the weekends can be crazy. What are your cats? Are Day weekend in three weeks. Well welcome so the rest of his example. He's always drinks are water because she prefers him in water to cat water. Yes thank you. Ben Picked up on my PROC. I appreciate it there you go. That's it's like. Docs prefer people food or Dog. Food in cats for Human Water Recounts. It makes so much sense. Now it's Weird Humor. Water sounds okay. People ladders really bad sounds like sorta like green like a smoothie. Yeah or or like P. It doesn't sound like autre waters. Pvs people water. That's what I'm saying. People are no debut people with no slick one of the great French philosopher. Courtesy I think from Augusta said you know. I've been compared to French philosopher many times. The president had this feedback Okay well I have to up fronts. One of them is an email. Yes which one would you like to hear. I secret of UP FRONT FROM KOREA OVERNIGHT. Anything else except email but maybe not one is emailed to all of us. The other one is a personal upfront from Pennsylvania. Let's hear you know I okay okay. We received an email from Catherine Benefits you say your full name. She by Keiji gracious my Bud Katie. Who Know that made me sad is that you would know Katie. Now she's a story crew like you would like be fast friends with Katie by now. I'm sure what I've got tears in my eyes in about. Actually here's my eyes from the BBC people remains in my is thinking about that. Well Katie I look forward to meeting you at Future Strawberry Fest which I plan to attend. I was planning on attending this year for the first time and I don't know when she'll hear this because her first paragraph of the email is Liz fucking podcast in Haiti mail. I don't know if I should mention that. I know her first paragraph is I was a weekly listener before my work commute ended. I miss you guys. I'm still looking for a good place to slip. Way To broaden into my new weekly routine ha who am I getting to you So that a is highly relatable as we. Don't blame you at all whenever you hear this. I'm we miss you too. Yeah I miss you. I miss not having met you yet. Well let's let's burn. If you're I'm sitting that that is a sick bird. I'm ready like when you may maybe like meet your friends. That new boyfriend who totally sucks and that could like as you part. You're like I miss not having because I know I know my world was better. Obstruct Takes Awhile. Click it's like my favorite is way of saying no I would have I did. I think that's clever. I think that's good. Yeah I like that. We need more ways to be like no without satellite. Were saying now dislike? I think that's great slow-burn so that you don't have to deal with them once they realize what you said. Yeah it's like it's like a drop in walk away and then like once your home and explode source thing yes cool so thank you for thinking of us even though you haven't even listened to us in a while that's really sweet I ran across an article about inner monologue. It reminded me of your discussion of fantasia. I should mention that was also the name of the email. I have a fantasia for people who haven't heard US talk about Fantasia people who like Ben who don't see mental images when they think of things like can't picture an apple for for the ubiquitous example I haven't Fantasia and I have a vivid inner monologue. All my thoughts are in words. Usually even complete sentences and I was shocked to find out the some people. Don't think like that I have so many questions are people with fantasia. More likely to have inner monologues are people with or without inner monologue. More likely to enjoy reading. What about public speaking? Is that easier to be quitted or good at puns. If there are constantly words in your head Mike People without inner monologues actually be better speakers because they are thinking harder to form words thinking about thinking Katie Oh and she actually also included some links to articles about intermodal. I also I think I mentioned in the Asia said I also don't have an inner monologue and a struggle to describe how I think that that the the The thing about people think it speakers. I don't know that I it Sam a good speaker but I do. I do find that I like you now before I say something I always have to think very deliberately and carefully about what however it and I feel like that could come from not having an inner monologue Generally not having words in my head of thoughts is like when I do have to form the new words it takes me often takes me a while to like really formulate them. Did you say do you ever talk to yourself out loud to talk about that? No not really no no. I don't not talk about it. We didn't really talk about it. I don't remember who did or not like in the same way that I struggled to figure out whether I had a fantasia and I still think I'm just kind of like low on the fantasia spectrum. I struggled to really know for sure whether a happen in her voice but I do talk to myself like out loud and I and I definitely do sometimes to myself in my head but I don't know if that's how I think every thought do you know what I mean swing times do I think is sometimes talk to myself in my head but I don't think that's the same thing if you're preparing for like a hard conversation with somebody like is that something like if you'd like think a lot about what you're gonNA say. I feel like that counts. Isn't inner monologue like you're forming your words in your head and less. Yeah I maybe you need to like. Write them down or something. No I think the actually always the most effective thing for me has been Saying them out loud. When I'm alone I like I I can. I can get to a certain point in my head I actually could get all the way there in my head but I would have to be like like I was speaking out. Yeah Yeah So yeah because I even do that with when after your presentation at work like I can. I can usually like appear relatively competent without like having talked through it in my head. I but I'm much more calm confident right from the beginning if I've like walked through the presentation at least once like by myself or with someone else and like done the whole thing like I was presenting it So yeah if that counts as an inner monologue than I definitely have that danger. We're interesting note about F- Integer that. I forgot to mention was last week when I talked about everyone hardcastle or is that two weeks ago fake. I think it was last week to whenever I did get on Tuesday or one stairs. I forgot to mention this aspect It was the first book I'd read after realizing that had And so I remember very very consciously when I started reading it was like the first time I thought about the fact that I was not making pictures of the things I was reading before And it's a little bit uncomfortable at first luckily because that plot is like so engaging in destroys even I kind of forgot about it as it went on but it was like definitely for the first few chapters like this is weird. I like this to like know that other people are like forming these pictures from this had one thing I I noticed it in a couple of spots in Evelyn hardcastle but at definitely noticed that in other books where there's like much more time spent on describing the layout of a place is that like I really struggled to focus during those skim over time. He said The layout of a room or hallway. I will marry off skim over or not. Pay Much attention to like the minute. Descriptions of how things are laid out is I can't which can be important like sometimes is an I also like. It helps me understand the value of it to know that a lot of people are using that to form a mental image. You know you know it's funny that made me think of like Because I think I'm more on the other side of the scale and I reread a favorite book of Mine and went in with the attention. Sometimes we'll skip over kind of like long John Out Room detail but I revisited. This book and I read it like several times and this time I was like I'm GonNa pay attention to the room because like the mental image is wrong like I have this long room layout and they keep and I it to read in that I like have the room layout wrong in my head and so this time I had to re form the room layout so actually Kinda fun because part of my adventure reading. It was re shaping how I see the room but it's interesting because when I start reading it I'm like back in the same place like just Lincoln like him. I'm back in a in that house with all the furniture and I can like see everything except I had to ahead reconfigure furniture around. Yeah fight Do I had like the rooms backwards places and everything quite the to do. That's interesting well. The sprains brains socal just have such a hard time feeling that like it really matters because I feel like it just would have come up like that added that are different about our brains. Come up and we know about them and I just feel like it can't be significant if it's like we're all totally functional on you know doing great things in you know service or cooler than others but yeah by you know what are you. GonNa do man. Don't be of a crucifix. Sometimes speaking of Evelyn hardcastle. I knew have another upfront thing. I started it. Audiobook am having read to me which is fun but also frustration. Because I want to get through it faster and I don't have a commute and so like the other night late in my bed playing solitaire like listening to it until late into the night. Schilling Adam thirty soy. It's great and it's fun because I I'm picking Hanan Betting Kylie with my insane theories rich keep changing so co out so much fun. It's fun to have an outlet of like I think I'm probably thinking about it more than I would typically just because like the challenge has been made or like y'all are interested in Annoying so that's been fun. It's it's very entertaining book in a finished it. Elga in like two days and Yeah so we've been talking about it a little bit I think he liked it But yeah let's let's have a group I really WanNa have group discussion with everybody co when we're all done. I'll probably finish it this weekend. Actually let's see how far and I finally got the bright idea to increase my playback time so normal Speed so done still like footstool bearable to listen to. Yeah depends on the narrator. Yeah and how much faster you make it. Yeah and how have in a half hours left? Wow must no actually. I don't know if that changes. That's a good question. Move thank you it doesn't. It doesn't the estimated time doesn't change really should so you may have Less time two thirds hours. I'll do make some youtube videos. If I'm like watching Gwen for work or something. I can do those like up to two two times feet. I guess it just really depends on like the speaker but sometimes that's the only way to get through a forty minute youtube videos to knowing that's only twenty minutes. I can do that literally. Last night. I watched an hour long video of this girl I really like Ranking all fourteen of the land before time movies funding normal. Yes there were fourteen. They were fourteen of them The last one came out only six years ago came out the year. We were born. Aaron Wow nativities. I've been watching. The FDA is a hundred percent record videos like normal speed in their entirety. So I was halfway through their like four hours long as halfway through one and then realized that he had a newer more world record he won. The wrote has changed again. Yeah I did see very recently like this week. Six wading On that note Just so people know who wanna see that the person who I was watching Jenny. Nicholson I will put a link to that video in Maya in the description for this episode and she also First of all she lives in Florida. I think she recently got like really sick like a month ago and she's pretty sure it was corona virus. But she couldn't get tested so that's interesting on but she mostly by Disneyworld. She's like mentioned that as the reason that she had time to watch all fourteen of his movies but she also is on twitch and apparently recently streamed some Humongous entertainment games like PUTT. Putt saves zoo like that kind. Do you remember those So that was a that was cool to learn. I haven't watched any of them yet. But she's cool Y'All check her out if you like people who talk about Disney Steph. She's like it's like she has a deep love for it. She used to work at Disneyworld But she's also like a really good like a critical mind and she's very funny. She's got kind of dry sense of humor And she kind of looks like a Disney Princess Just like in her face but she like dresses normal and stuff like in your face. Lots of other slow natural rating it. Four only meant. She doesn't like dress like Disney princess. She looks like she could have played a Disney princess. But I don't think she ever did but is not playing one actively right right who knows what action reboots may be. Shola getter moment. Yeah who knows my other upfront thing? Is You guys remember last week? I'm pitcher it was last week. It feels like forever ago that I told you. I commissioned a portrait of my own and you've seen it yeah posted up for I printed out. It's beautiful I love it so much. So good Also writes amazing so I also. This week was inspired to go visit her. Oetzi and I've got another piece of Harare. This is a print that she sent me from her studio in Pennsylvania. And it's a like a teen girl hanging out with a great big bear who's got like Constellations on his feet and then they're looking at the stars and the moon and she has gold leaf on the moon. It's very pretty Very happy to have this. And she also makes stickers. Dnd related stickers. The and gay related stickers. Which are like two of my favorite things that this one says is my favorite. This one says a Gayada neutral in. It's a detainee with like rainbow colors in some flowers around. That's so great this own The color of the like Lesbian Pride Flag. I guess in it says Suffolk Inspiration. I was thinking I would send the to you. Erin. I don't know exactly what to do with this one. I'M GONNA keep it's It's Acolyte of Pan and it's got the PAN sexual flag colors on the dice so I love. The use decided where to put them yet but yes she's she got this out to me like two days she's like not hambly by so everybody go. Check out the links to her at sea also in the description also thinks she's great love it and I couldn't I could not her commissions are back open again if you have a need for it. Literally like she's wonderful to work with in every way so I would highly recommend her. How much is your so Dreamy Commission? Why DO For this Kinda. I consider as interested. I don't I don't know if she listens to this. Podcast is a high final. Cushy listens to so dreamy night. She forgot about submitted. But that's fine. That doesn't mean she wouldn't do it. I can ask her. She was like sorry. I'd love to take your money but but I can tonight. A commission for the cats Your cats she's like she's like struggling. It's like it's hard to make money. Nothing she has them saying like in a world where that's how she is. She's like I've haven't just your hard time making money with my art. Get turned down her door to draw things and she's like I just haven't seen that I if you measure I feel like I don't know personal level. You guys should see the essay that I wrote her if she might know him better than I do. But she encouraged it. So you know that's on her. I feel like she did an amazing job. Like I don't know your cat super well but just from the pictures that you sense like just the way that Jack looks is. It's incredible. It's incredible she's really I think she's just really good at capturing personality like I felt the same way about the surgery me. Oh yeah cover art. We're like she just like really and we wrote to her a lot about ourselves as well. Yeah and sent her. Lotta pictures and stuff but I think she like she. She's good at capturing those like subtleties like there's something about art. I don't have the vocabulary to describe it but I just think like. It's just extremely pleasing. It's very lively like I just like at the so dreamy right now and just like she you know. I feel like I'm in a room with y'all like it's just really good and there are so many pleasing little details in the color contrast so nice. Yeah what color Palettes. Yeah wonderful is really nice. So check her out support Artists check. Check it out. She's at a right artistry on twitter. Also I'll probably not that also in the episode description speaking dream spend. Did you read about my dream? A you should just tell the story. He has the other night this week. It was two nights ago. I woke up belly laughing in the middle of the night. And it will molly up and I guess we'll tell what dream was remembered the dream it's to Hannah and her dad uncle Brown and probably your whole family were living in the same house and I was coming to hang out with you Hannah and so I walked in an uncle. Brian was in the bathroom like button with his beard and I walked by. I'm like hello and he's like hello and he does that thing. Which is like Joe like I did with in. We're trying to say two things at once. I don't know what he's trying to say but he was like. How's your body? Oh what acknowledging that he had fucked up and you decide to double down and he was like. Yeah you've always at such a big body in dream unlike dull though blank. Manzar my needs. I'm like looking at the carpet and I'm like laughing. I'm like laughing Like that really good. Laugh where you kind of enter into like another you know place. And then he's like like watch the lake shrugs he's like so how is it anyway? We'll have it. It was for those like the Cherry on top. You made me laugh so hard. I woke up. Mali's away but I'm worried that she is thinking that I'm weeping. She just woke up hooking up. She's like what's going on. I'm like I'm laughing. Keep saying that I'm laughing at him. Having timely stopping his. I'm remembering dream like that's funny but it was really funny and I can't quite stop like thinking about. I think my next dream was like telling everybody about this other. It will happen. Sony mom was really creeped out because I which is creepy and then like I all. I was saying. I'm laughing amazing. Look what happened one thing I know? Can you tell me anything as a laugh of laughing? Like any scenario that weird like that's like that's like you think that you so like a horror movie. Yeah Yeah it's like when you you just up with someone and you think that they're a good guy and you had some suspicions but they've been alleviated because that person is now laughing with you and then all of a sudden they're like I'm laughing is about to shoot you. Ask might defense. I was like staying. Laughing is better than her thinking. Weeping like certainly her. I thought is having a lot of concern for making any. You did your best Funny Dream I like it a lot of my God. How's your body? Is that not on character or with your dad. I just feel like doing that. The rebound yeah. It's a dream at had less leg. You know it was less like you can take it in a weird way in waking life. But in my dream there was no like weirdness to it which made it even funnier right. Let's Poppin SHALL WE. Yep Okay. I'm I okay. Cool minds a TV show. Hey don't I know that's the TV show it's a TV show from the BBC from twenty thirteen. Oh Okay Yeah. What is it vent Kit Santa Cudi Yeah sounded so cool. I feel like I have a guess. can get he sure it shared not sure It's a it's a show that I learned about from Ours watching a video about like queer representation incubating in media and something. A new phenomenon called Queer catching where. It's like the opposite of Queer baiting where they don't they like there's nothing really queer going on in the actual movie or show but in the end the media like Was called the promotional stuff for the show. They'll be like. Oh there's a gay character like in that episode or that movie That marvel movie where like the One guy in the first scene had been on a date with a guy the night before and they made a big deal out of that in the promotional stuff. But like that was the only thing remotely gay about the whole thing that the vendors so it doesn't Would Square bidding? Queer baiting is when they alike will basically have the characters in the show have a lot of like moments that would be like romantic or sexual if they were men and women but they never pay off. Is His alex catching when you have a token queer? That's not actually a real character in. It's just strictly better to be like a fair. Yeah or like nothing gay at all in the in the actual material. But they'll just like tell you off screen that Off like At one of the characters is queer. But it's like not at like even remotely addressed at all in the show the movie it's Italy at Yeah it's Doing agree that killing eve is queer banning it feels like the whole thing is coordinating. Yeah I think so I think so. I really do think so. I don't I don't think that that's GonNa Payoff for instance. Lean into it and there is something romantic but it feels like not in the way that like we're here for like where they know what we want. Al Think it's rights great and then. Would you really want that for eve? I don't know but it's like the way they lean into. It is like I know. They made me want that for eve. I know independently for I was made to feel that way. I know that's Queer baiting. That's not as fun as not as so one of the shows that she recommended. I should shut that youtube or to. She's the one I sent you. The video from Aaron and came is Rowing Ellis and she does a lot of stuff about lgbtq plus media and She's really smart. I just like So and she's a great accent so anyway one of the show she recommended that has like actual representation in it and this was from a few years ago so there as many I feel like we like the last year or so has been like a real point of blooming representation in a way that I yeah like I didn't even really realize how sparse it was before until I watched some of her videos from only like two or three years ago and lake. You know she talked about well. I guess I can't. I'll cut this out. 'cause it's spoilers so redound. Some activist happened but anyway so in that video one of the things that she recommended was a show called in the flesh which was on BBC. Three in twenty thirteen and the first season was only three episodes. An I feel like I didn't do the research on this but I feel like it was only ever supposed to be those three episodes but then it was relatively popular so the next year. They put out a second season. That was six episode. And I believe that's all there is of it. I've only watched the first season in like the first twenty minutes of the second season at this point But it just feels a little tacked on to me at this at this moment. I'm I'm not sure I I don't know that for a fact I don't hate it yet. But there's a possibility on my thirteen or two thousand three two thousand thirteen three zero three twenty or thirty say thought of the number not. She pictured it. It's a visual thinker. Thing Ben. You wouldn't understand. I do that of names to with different like anyway. Whatever in my brain the different than the way or things in your brain clearly right. But we're both functioning doing great things were all doing great so It's Dombi show they've heard about this. Insulin I thought it was so dumb. I think it's you know. I think that the thumbnail is like one of the dumbest things I've ever seen but the show is actually like really interesting. It's a Approach to telling like a Zombie story that I've never seen before. Like maybe the closest is the end of. Shaun of the dead when like his friend is is like chilling out in his shed in. They're still play video games together but like basically in this Zombie apocalypse thing. First of all the day of the inciting event. It's not like A virus outbreak. Or whatever like most of them are. It's it's lake literally. Everybody who's died in the past year comes back from the dead people rising from their graves And there's on bees like they've got all the Zombie like characteristics me and then And then There's like normal zombies that that happens that's all before the series starts. This is all like history on the series and then at some point. There's some breakthrough that they realized that. Basically this is a condition that can be treated in these zombies so they stop shooting them in the head and they start like like paying people to turn in zombies instead of killing them. Government does and then they start rehabilitating them essentially so this when the story begins you are. You're watching this guy has is Kieran. And he was as Ambi- and he's about to be sent back home to his family and He is like basically normal again. The only thing is like their skin stays like really white and salad. They can't eat or drink anymore. It will make them sick. They have a like a clinical term for what they are inside. The in the in the university called them routers. That's the slur for them. Ned this point but they They're they're they have. Pdf's partially deceased syndrome. Ask They and they call like the time when they were actually zombies their untreated state And so there are some interesting stuff where where they're sort of like looking at some Mental health themes there. You know like That's sort of like I I've thought it made me think a little bit of stories. I've heard of people who have like bipolar syndrome. Is that what it's called? Now where where? They'll be like When they have their manic episodes they'll do things that then they have to look back on realize like how much they hurt their family and friends during those times but they have to find a way to forgive themselves for those things and it's really difficult and the other thing is what the medication actually does. Is that it is like re forming connections that were broken in the brain a thing that he couldn't produce anymore Which is why they like wanted to eat. Brains all the time and that is bringing back flashbacks of his time in his untreated state. That he's having to deal with while he's also trying to reintegrate back into the family and into this town and I'll add onto that the complication that he That he happens to come from a town where it was like the first town to start fighting back against the zombies in an organized way. There's like this organization called the HP F. Which is the Human Volunteer Force and they Started in the town. He's from and they're still like wildly against The idea of reintegrating these people and they like don't want any of them back like it's there it's like it's really intense. The amount of hate that they have for them in In really upsetting ways sometimes and then add onto that the fact that before he died he was in a well at might be a spoiler but he had his own troubles before it before he died as well so It's it's good. There's a lot of twists and turns. It's like technically I guess. Only three hours of show but every episode feels like it has so much in it That there's a lot to enjoy about it and I just think because of the so like there's one character who he rose out of the same a graveyard is her and so they ended up hunting together and so they knew each other like not when they were alive only when they were a dead and untreated right and then she turns back up because they're both like visiting their own graves at the same time and he's like desperately to integrate like they issue All the PDF sufferers they issue them like a like a makeup that they can put on their skin to make themselves look more like human colored and contacts that are like as close as possible to the color of their eyes before otherwise there is really very distinctively like wait and terrifying in Zombie Looking And he unlike so most people choose to wear those and she just like one day just decided she's not going to do that anymore. And just like is like trying to like basically her like authentic self. You know in a way that seems very consistent with the way that she was in life like she's just kind of that that sort of person and It's just like really. It's a really interesting. There's like a lot of interesting dynamics that play across the whole thing and a lot of really frustrating Hypocritical people that make you feel righteous anger and I liked it a lot. Some starting the second season now. I'll let you know how it goes Nice. That sounds really cool. I love things like that. Were just like a presents. You a new world view that you may be never even considered in like ever Have still questions? I think it's still. It left a lot of questions hanging in the first season that I'm hoping that answers in the second about like how any of this works like. I've wondered a lot about like. Do these people smell like if they can't eat or drink when they when they eat or drink they like throw up black liquid. Like if they can't eat or drink than like their bodies aren't really functioning at all right so like are they like why? Why aren't they rotting anymore? You know basically so. I curious if they ever dress infallible. So the you said this happened all at once. Everyone in the past year who had died. Yeah rose up. Does that continue to happen or dine out like a one time thing us? Yeah so it's interesting and there there are some people who believe that it there's something like Biblical going on. There's like those like different factions of that type of belief like revelations type stuff And there are some bigger geopolitical human versus like rotter conflicts. That are sort of boiling under the surface through all of this small town. Politics stuff is going on. So there's a lot in their cool out sons though. Yeah so that's mine in the flesh. It's it's all on the Amazon prime. Both seasons are free. Amazon prime dosed group because next Aaron which axe cool Coca Cola Hannah thanks. Agriculture content people bigger content concept album. This week sessional It's bad that I've brought is an obsession before it's is indigo girls. I was actually I was like I'm sure they have a new album. Called Long I actually it was like how I talked about the indigo girls in Pakistan. You have to go look it up and I'm like I don't see it. I'm like oh about she put under the indigo girls and sure enough. Is that not right? Now it's just indigo girls. Yeah I listed you you just just indigo girls on now. It's going to be under there is just indigo girls. I was like I should just fix it if I care I really don't care anyway. They haven't album called look. It was just released. I feel like this week. Maybe it's excellent you know the flipping and indigo girls. I never read them before. But they just have Impressive body of work. How many do they have? You just said the fucking indigo girls. I know I know it's fine. It's fine it's fine. I guess there's no way to not WANNA say the no when I say indigo girls. They have such A. You're right. Those girls. Girls content regretted the Batman. Her Mother News Never minds me just popped in my head randomly. This happens a lot with home. School names like North Carolina with the rules are all over the place all over the place elsewhere but in North Carolina. You cannot change the name of your home school so mom used to do some like like how. `Bout with some home school seven so she would see names like in Patty Prints Tinkerbell. But that's the name of your home school forever. Like when you're when you're like sitting the colleges you have to put down the graduated from Tieger Belic Adamy anyway but indigo girls have such impressive body of work. They you know listening to this. This new album is very good. In fact it's called look long and I couldn't get past the First Song. I had listen to like three times in a row before I was ready to move on. It's called should kick him shit kick in I'M GONNA turn on the caption. Can you say misheard you every time? What do you think I'm saying lip long lip? Water live longer. I also was hearing lip long and I so I know what you said. It's about kissing somebody who has really long this struggles around that look long. Wow hear that at all me like it's on me way more of a than than a her like southern drawl. Southern droll look blow. He's got long. I'm actually was better. I don't think well certain That's one of those things. There's like some phrases. Sometimes those come to me randomly and all week this week every once in a while. Just be like start. Tartan I think it says the book's always anyway. Let's start from start. Tartan that's the author of the book that we thank before starting Live long reminds me of I. Long Story Short. They're saying now getting Algan long shirt in the companion out a man a long story short. We're going to be putting that shirt out soon. Also lip long. Yes just a t shirt says long live long and prosper anyway. Gone Look let long so the recycling shit cake in great elevates so much is so good it's so good like it's it's I feel like it's really another thing. I really liked about their albums. That they're extremely well produced. I found out about almost all of their Oliveira albums. Really with the exception of like kind of the earlier ones but even those I I love in their own right but the song is great. It's catchy name. Erase Song which I love and it's just it's got this really Great Lakes Steel String Guitar. It's got like really compelling Like the bridge that I really love and the lyrics are are really great and all of the message. It's just it's a great song. I like every song in this album of listen to a bunch. This week Some some. That'll shout out chicken. Obviously great look long a great song. lip long that long rates on followed the Munis good when we were writers. I'm naming every on it accidentally but that the last song to Sro enjoys is disgraced so great quality work for indigo girls. Once again So listen to the album a bunch of which prompted me to listen to like their whole collection pretty much. Their entire tire collection accidentally some of their Christmas songs do because I had spotify chapel. I just I love him. One of my favorite bands honestly great lyrics really great production good. Songwriting good like harmonies Great arrangements they're just really engineer. Just like really appreciating how they are so prolific. Amy Ray has a solo career. Emily does But just like appreciating like S. Somebody who used to write songs has a really hard time doing so. These days like just a really appreciating like how they're still writing like really good quality music after all his timely that's really cool and and just like the quality of their albums are like they've got such an impressive body of work in older albums. Have like new and exciting things while still being like that same like quality of music that you go to because you like not like. Oh you know. They were good until this album. That's not the case with them at all. So I think that's impressive to so in rare all dogs rare. It's a jam it's really a gem. Yeah Yeah I'm fixing this for you you this the most important thing you could be doing right now. I hope you appreciate it. I stopped a really tried to not say the new girls again after they've been going for so long. A the first album was in nineteen eighty. Five yeah I mean Jesus I mean God I mean Zale God. I don't know I found it. Okay Yeah I'll do slater's just I'm GonNa Forget is the thing. Yeah because it's so nitpicky in like like there's not an album that that they have that I don't like at least a few song fun and I like like all listen to any other songs but I'm talking about like I'll be like yeah. This is a jam like older older albums have songs I would consider to be extreme jams so I just shut out. I just put look long on my gardening playlist. He's weather permitting. I'll listen to it this week. Excellent unless it's scary cool. Great great content. Thanks for the Awesome. Contac- Greg Greg Greg else. Great content great curls. I just have like obviously a big fan right and I also really enjoy apiary solo albums stuff. I just WanNa like hammer home. How much mullion I dislike concerts is that I bought Concert and we went and stayed through late two songs and then looked tired and went home. But it's more reflection on like how like I love this bands have seen them live and it was great and I stayed the whole time and everything but I was a younger woman then anyway. That's okay concerts generally suck. I really don't like them has to be very special circumstances for me to get jazz concerts. It's gotTA BE JAZZ. Concert me jazzed about it. Then you have to go cancer obsession Ben. He's got the Palette smack down his positions of video game. It's called Celeste iphone. You guys I've been talking about it on slack actually today because staff appreciation day so we got the second. Half of the day off finished Celeste. The left instead of work things Do you feel who. She added. Fuel so appreciate appreciated and appreciative. It's a game it's a platformer it's a game it's like a precision platformer like requires a lot of precision and has platforms in. Putt for it's But it's also got a really great story. It's also it's for the switch everything else every other platform which is really cool. it's multi multi-platform platform correct and like the the in game like when you're The part where you control the character is really cool. Pixel Art And it's also like kind of in terms of mechanics. It's kind of simple. You basically can jump. You can climb walls and you can like jump off. Walls Dash and like that's all of the things you can do but the amount of variants in terms of like the different puzzles and things you have to solve. All the different rooms of the game is still really great and really varied. And it's it's definitely it's a very challenging game. And you're kind of encouraged I wouldn't say encouraged like like a lot of games. What you'll have you'll have enough certain number of lives. And after that you'll game over like in Celeste. You can just keep dying if forever and it doesn't look you'll never get back to the beginning of the level or anything so it almost like the way that's designed to encourage you just like try and try different paths to roommate and just dial away Beginning of the room And select as part of that the cumulative death counter that you have to you see at the end of the game. How many times you died the whole thing. I want one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine times. That's like you're talking about this with our cousins. It seems like you died a lot less than everybody else though will completely played a lot more okay. How many hours take you eight hours? So so like for instance. I think and played like thirty hours. Didn't say thirty so it makes sense More I see Gotcha. There's also like aren't there like Accomplishments for for dying like not like you get rewards. You get like metals or something. I feel like I heard that. Look achievements achievement. So I don't know maybe The switch switch do achievements. I feel like it doesn't of maybe played on steam their Yeah lost my train of thought entirely. But what does can say next about Celeste. So weird that getting a music. It's got really good music. It also does have really great story like so it's a very technical platformer and then the interstitial parts are a really cool story about like kind of mental illness. Anxiety and overcoming anxiety in overcoming problems within yourself sort of working with it a very literal sense in this game like working with the parts of yourself that sometimes work against you Like it as part of the story of the game and this isn't really sports because it happens pretty early on like there's some. There's some kind of weird like Mrs Moore Magic. About this mountain. The mountain is called Celeste. By the way you play as a as a girl named Madeline and your goal is to climb the mountain and it's not. There's not really like a clear reason. She wants to other the. She told herself she could and she really wants to. And it's one of those interests like feels like she's tired of not doing that and wants to do think. She told herself she could do. Not Give Up. Yeah it's really great and then like very early on very literally. A part of her comes out and like basically it's kind of it's it's it's like negative the negative in her mind personified intellect evil looking version of herself. That has red is in purple hair and she has red hair speed of the game color battle in which I think is really funny and it's just a really great story about like dealing with dealing with a very cool and very rewarding at the end there's also like another a couple of their characters. There's very few one of them. Is another climber named Theo? Who's like obsessed with the in game version instagram? That's called instant picks. Let's take a Selfie with you. But he's really he's really nice and funny in. Very in-place has played this game a lot as I mentioned. He loves it. If like one of his go to's when he's like needs to just like chill out mom other sometimes it does make him very angry still because it's so hard but He did some research on the music because of how much he likes. And I believe the person who did the music is someone who likes suffers from a lot of anxiety and like specifically wrote some certain portions of it to to sort of try to mimic that that feeling and others to be a little calmer Hernandez Lena rain just to give her shadow and yeah it's great. She did amazing job. with it. I think it's very evocative of all those emotions and I'll just really beautiful soothing. I know so many people who talk about listening to it. Just like 'cause he can on spotify actually was going to start doing that too. Yeah don't really really Nice Music. Also it is definitely a challenging game. But I think it's at least for like the the the main story part like the parts because there are a lot of like optional secret rooms and you can do like things besides which like versions of all the levels that are harder and then once he'd beat all the B sides you'd called seaside Harder versions they're like very technically challenging but very short but like for just sort of the main part of the game. It's a very good job of being challenging enough to be like really addictive engaging without becoming frustrating and how difficult it is that. I mean yeah with I mean obviously some caveats. Were there like some rooms where it's Goddamn WanNA throw my controller. Because I just can't get exact precise stash mom. There are a lot of really really cool rooms. Where like you can spend a Lotta time in dia lot but it often feels productive and very rewarding once you figure it out and then fail to really good job like every chap it's chapters in every chapter sort of introduces its own set of mechanics in the world It's like a lack that once you stand on it'll start moving in like throw you somewhere and really can stand on the block and it will move up and down depending on what you do with your joystick. Like little little simple mechanics that again. They really clever things with to make really engaging in really cool puzzles I also mentioned speed. Earning I've been watching During game it's like one of the most popular spearing games and part of that is because and I only learned this recently It was like literally designed with speed running in mind like the the the head sound designer. Kevin. Something remember. His last name is a speed runner and sort of like pushed the developers to think of think of spearing while they were making it. So they like they're there for example. There's a singing. The game called the hyper dash which you can do. By like crouching in hitting a jumping dash the same time where you dash like super far from the ground and it's a intended mechanic in the game but you don't actually learn it like it's isn't taught to institute Oriel until the very very last level of the game like Affleck not not of the main story like of the entire game after you do all the secrets all the challenge levels and stuff. They teach you this. This really cool mechanic. That's used extensively in the future and there's a lot of little examples of like get it like thinks corner booster if you dash properly off the corner block. You get like a little bit of a speed boost Nikolai. You'd get farther to get some things that are built in mechanics the game on purpose for the purpose of like if you know like the have rooms where it's like designed such that you can skip things if you know all the correct tricks and mechanics to do so was like straight up. A part of the game and the developers are like active with the speed and community in like getting feedback on their game and stuff and Part of I learned this 'cause I was watching a task speed run of the game at a Q. And one the commentators was that sound designer guy and he was talking about like they go through some rooms. Where like where they like. Skift skip to block or something and he was like. Yeah we designed that you could do that. And then they'll give another is like we did not designed for that. That was you guys just figure out like so. There's still there's still elements of that where it's like you know because oftentimes a developer Relationship is like we're trying to figure out how to break your game and the things you didn't intend us to do whereas We're trying to like find little things that you left trust to be able to do in some cases also like break your game because we'll figure out the things you tend Theoretical mechanics so yeah. It's really just a really great game Super Fun. I think it's maybe like ten or fifteen dollars on switching everywhere I think so. Well it's like you can get so much game. Play out of it for that price. That's amazing yeah Because you can like I said you can beat the main story. It's only about eight hours with. There's like so much extra conflict. There's two other chapters after the story that you can't even get to until it's twenty dollars Until you beat all the secret levels and find like all the secret stuff throughout the other levels and there's also strawberries that you can collect on way which are basically just like either or they're like out of the way like it'll be like on slightly divergent paths from the main path a little bit harder and it's they don't do anything in the game that just like our little extra thing to collect so you can go back and you try to collect all the strawberries. There's a lot of definitely a lot of replay ability Yeah and it's just great. It's really really well designed fun. Game link the street running watched a few have handy. Oh yeah for your couple do it? So like fifteen when you food for forty million for okay cool Your met Mike Randomly like lasts out. Are you doing nothing? Return I don't even notice. Yeah don't he always does it do but you know. We kind of encouraged that behavior in the early days now. The editing software is better than brain hasn't caught up yet so burns dump slow. Mcburney dupuis low. So it's great to have played a little I've seen the ending. It's beautiful eleven. Anne played more. No I'm here to call you out of your smart about it. I haven't played in a really long time winning. When we first got the game I might have started a file. I do remember I. I totally agree with Ben that A lot of times the deaths feel very productive and you learn from them and stuff but also like hand eye coordination is simply not my forte. It's like part of why I don't play a lot of video games Up Part of why I prefer to watch them. Play them So like you do need a fair bit of hand eye coordination. I would say to do well this game I did. There is one behavior that I've seen a lot of people do including myself. Which is when you get really frustrated on a level and you can't figure it out I find myself like just running off a cliff over and over again for a little while. Just like his dad over and over again. The exact same way repeatedly like an idiot. Because you're yeah totally just just just out of frustration just like give a few extra pointless deaths just to just to get the get. The Montana are honestly. I don't know how much I'm going to try to hundred percent Definitely play more But I do think it's mostly going to be like more of a spectator game for me now in terms of I wanNA watch your speed runs because it's really fun to watch. I time levels that. Wow the levels the playing now my God the levels Playing right now are very pretty. Twenty minutes eight levels or seven levels in twenty minutes seven seven. So that's like runs watcher. glitch glitch or like all is the glitches any. They're just like very like the key to the game is the key to the game is so fast is because the as far as the As far as they can tell there is not an upper limit to the speed. You can get you can preserve Really Collision Ways. You can go really fucking fast. Wow as interesting I will definitely watch a twenty eight minute speed around. Oh I can't do that over this new candles fuck me up honestly different handle. It is going to handle. It's new. It's new tonight we're flavor. It's Mahogany coconut. Ooh Okay there was actually like I i. The reason I was a little late to the recording was that I thought we didn't have a podcast. I thought we had run out of candles and I told the and we weren't going to have podcast candle tonight and he was like well. That can't be. We're going to have to find some more candles. And so he went digging in some boxes that we never open and we found like four candles in there. So don't worry guys okay. Cut for a little bit. 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Off The Record: Women in Sports, Tahir's Daughter is SO TALL

JKNews

21:05 min | 9 months ago

Off The Record: Women in Sports, Tahir's Daughter is SO TALL

"The three two on action. Hey guys look back off the record where we talk about what we want and and we got to a SPA saying that. What is that? It's Kenny any. It's getting Irish. No was it wasn't just take it enrollment romy now. I'm at this point in my life where I hear things and I'm like that's what they're saying. I'm not gonNA take it and make a slap. Someone shot up. Yes yes stupid anger issues do like right now. I think is a species where he's saying like Bre bre practices. Call you. Oh Yes yes. What do you tell the comic don't brought by now? He's a good kid like you won't do it but like he's just sometimes because because we have such a great relationship and like we we fuck around a lot too like we're so close in age. Yeah well fuck around. Sometimes he'll forget like Oh. Mom needs to be respectful so we check him and I called on Bri are your mom too. Because she's tall. We joke with her. Like she's an adult sometimes because he's mature for as but she still fucking kidding We have the reminder La. You'll fucking kidding right. She's she's probably five eleven or ship. Close Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. She's taller than me. Dead among fourteen is that no no because she can't hit. I still punch way harder than her. Higer long arm. She can't work anything on the inside. I step in and Y Y fuck up the real quick like one of those her kidneys Tan. Yeah man she's still GonNa grow might be like six something it might be but she doesn't want to play basketball she doesn't want to play what it doesn't mean you have to play basketball volleyball. She can play tennis. I make forty five Jesus year between forty five and sixty five even like a star player. Like what about on the star players now thought about something dividends advice about sixty eight thousand eight named star player. That's the problem the Mara Johnson. That is a the problem brand sure. Oh Kobe's Oh I see you're saying that you're actually name aim. WNBA could've been our star. Ellie sparks players. I still know their names. Because they're not star enough where they don't advertise. How's the games either? They don't advertising because they tend. This is a big enough for them to feel like they have a market. That's GonNa be Lucrative Ellie Galaxy show. Yeah I don't think anyone I'm really like about. Ma is in MMA they can there's women MMA that can headline whole event which I think is super cool. They get treated equally. Louis Yeah like Ronda. Rousey was like the Conor McGregor of her time. Oh yeah our dude. Yeah so it was so cool to see a macho masculine masculine sport. That that was I think the first bore where like remember. We're GONNA down the equal pay days. It was it was Ronda. Rousey was on. Does Japanese reality TV show and they had these strata black belt. Judo dudes came in and it was like five or ten contestants. I try to take her down. She made those dudes look like little kids. Man Olympia Ronda Rousey than BJ Penn.. Who is my favorite of all time? This is true. So that's one of the fucking legends of his Godfather's we'll say an ma like it doesn't I think it's more gender equal than on in that professional sports because sports right but if you're a woman finding you really can fucking put on a show like I think that I think that WNBA WNBA. It's just the market for it is like you know. NBA's fucking like this WNBA. That's not true. In comparison to game action is different. It's just different. I think that is also the fact that they started so close at around the same time guys and Women Amendment Yeah it it wasn't like Oh yeah it wasn't the gap that the NBA Wmba hand. Like I mean we're talking. What twenty twenty thirty years ago with the NBA Wmba? Hey Ladies and gentlemen you know that movie because I feel like that just made. Wnba a joke to me a little bit out w back then did they. You want to end the remember. The guy like he for those of you don't know like a basketball player he ends up getting kicked out of the NBA and so he still wants to play ball so he ends up joining they keep dresses like a woman joins WNBA. But like to me. That was the first honestly the first introduction to WNBA. I didn't even know it existed so to me L. Like I registered as W as a joke because he he kept making jokes of it to like. It wasn't something to take serious and it is a joke in a lot of ways it is brought him back at the end No but but okay. What's so interesting with the part of the bullshit of our culture? Is that if you were to like. Yo everybody we're all GONNA throw a ball as far as we can today right. More people are GonNa Watch just to see the ball go farther than ever ver- then like hey now the chicks are going to do it and they're not gonNA throw a quiet as far as we are. I WANNA see the record get said I wanna see the farthest This thing it's more visually stimulating. I'm not saying it's right or whatever it's just that that's part of the bullshit right because in tennis it's more gender like aloe because you're not really looking at because there's women players that are fucking killing it but then when it comes to work I mean there's you know like the the laundry dray football league or whatever and I just unless they're sexualize. It's not the same. No gaming as for as the skill set goals would really is intended so so I think that's why the NBA Wmba. It's not it's not very gender neutral whatever you call it because the skill set is completely different and maybe it's more of a masculine sport to were charging fouls in the dunking like if you become accustomed to seeing that in a game and now there's this other version of this game that doesn't really show that as much amount as a different game and they do so interesting to watch so but with tennis is all about control so so you can like I remember. When I took privatises Martinez was big? He's a big guy he's fat but he would literally stand at the tea and had me running all over because he has S. amazing control with the racket and follow through like he didn't have to do anything when I finally got good by then he would just hit dropshots and have me run into the fucking net anti time and then Ibm no-man's-land he'll talk alive right over Haiti so he was. He had amazing control. And that's why tennis is so dope like I love tennis and I was telling my daughter ought to go pro four fourteen fifteen. Get out my how Alex is Thursday. Make a ton of Fuckin- money right well into their way. Are they in their forties. Now just fucking athletes in the world of the sisters the Serena do they do they separate men and women and tennis yes it. It doesn't make the woman's side less entertaining thick. You still see some sexism in. Gosh were motioning smackdown racket on our rights. He's he's he's committed he sold arena. Just went through that yet but what she did she's emotional. You can't control our emotions on court and guises or they're so passionate about the game In the in the in the light bro like deep always. In all of women I will always be roomful win it. They go through so much more than as they handle. She is so much better than this and I will always be a plus I call bullshit guys. Like Oh. She's doing most mad. I've I've cried before I'm not GonNa oh MAG like I don't get emotional about as emotional as other people but women holded down Bro. I can go krantz every. Take this uterus out. I don't one wants a task. I would stay myself if I had to go through the air. I'll take my dig. I don't Wanna I WANNA be I WANNA be the end of a fucking fucking super bowl when the other team loses confetti going down the other teams like color and the Gods are sitting in their fucking yeah China but yeah. Nobody's like thought it'd be a bitch is out here like I agree with it. So that's bullshit of our of the way that we all are even. I mean just evolutionary right like like we all were we came from very primitive backgrounds. Like so when somebody does something we've never seen before something that it's like. WHOA that's so hard to do more interesting but female figure skating? Nobody gives a fuck about male figure. Skating figure skating sickest like version Asian of figure skating. Because do it. I'm not I don't enjoy them male synchronized swimmers exactly. I don't even fuck him out there and I don't WanNa know watching. Yeah I don't WanNa know how late late. What is it? Water Polo is that an Olympic sport. Who to fuck like but whose dream is the be? I WANNA be an Olympic water polo player. I guess though is given similar deals and fucking water like what are your Speedo or your nails from brand deals room. Maybe maybe you'd probably cross over to swimming. So you'll be like Michael Phelps. I guess he gets pretty big scenes with Nicholas. Yeah I mean he also was the absolute best at six gold medals. Who who could you name before? Michael Phelps nobody titles after like Ryan Lock Mike. Brian Lock in Mexico and that was hard. That was hard for me to try to pull the only reason why I knew. Because of his drama. Yeah before Michael Felt. I guess you'd have to be like the leader like the center. Michaels saw so all. I think he's going to number one and number two most gold medals of all time heard from him. Zephyr liking a wrap around twice a citizen crazy watching watching me. A- fucking calories consumed one smokes weed asking beautiful APPs cows in calories a day because he practices like our guys. Can we order another piece of like Mike. It's been six pizzas fucking starving. It's been six minutes is what I'm saying. Order A fucking pizza sees pulls out the day's I didn't see this six six out at these shirtless pulling it out. You got a T. shirt all drunk. Iraq is fuck calories. He's drinking beers for calories. A lot daughter to karate for seven years still can't take a punch blood. Maybe you should change your schools are just took out of it like I tried to shoot yet. She says you liked it. I went to all the graduation. Sir Let and she was doing the cars and the blocks and all of that so one more. I just got up and tried to scare by I do that. And I'm thinking man to the right to the tip you fucking we hit in the chest. Yeah this you had to stay home. Kingston would a bruise on a chest ruin my day. That's what's not fair but right if viewer to tell me. Hey we're all going to do a demo right now. Where a guy's GonNa fuck and take twelve concrete slab is gonNA fuck? It puts his fist through all of them. And I'm watching it right and then if you tell me the after that that a girl is GonNa do for. I'm getting a hot dog I everytime that's all it's just not fair sometimes true but she does twelve owning more stuck to of Pussy. Thank you she takes her tits out she suck some nigger so. I'm watching that every steven didn't even mentioned the pussy. Why did you go there out? Got These off camera conversations that I mess up I. I thought I was really good. I didn't want to visualize pussy with the karate more entertaining. Well I was just visualizing using my pussy having boards and then I was like Oh my God like I'm going to get a blister or I don't know what's going to happen. Blessed is really all about smashing through boards. Fuck you taught by its power learning. Of course these are people's customer. You've learned the joke going to jump homer gloves. That's how that's stays on tractors worst enemy man fucking because there by access security run out. You can't go home. Builders ship built right now case in in every watch my security camps anytime a home is being built. Everyone's like those fucking garage the the karate the only sport that does that judo do they do that. Like what why why why is well throws cries not strikes the real reason why why they break shit. Yeah it's mental mind over. No matter gave all obstacles interesting Tulsa wanted to karate really badly. When I was little in prison I would have turned out to be false assurance? Possible this to the list of regrets. Okay okay please new entry no. It's been pretty. Its own intrusion the karate karate piano guitars swimming literally I can damalf think malet. I started taking cloudy three read years ago. Two years ago. You could still do it. I could. Now I'm at this point where I'm like. I'd rather be miserable the fact that I couldn't do it in my I childhood settled into this chair. Asked me my late. Twenty s over everything. They can't restart anything no I can't that's it you push it on Isaac Die Push Isaac. Oh that's that's our doctor. Dr If you still Push on Isaac No. I mean I don't put I guess like for us we're trying to give him some extra curricular activities so he did do something for some time and he was killing it and then But then I don't know stop taking him but we did. We stopped and then we ended up taking him or like no he actually liked it. I forgot what happened. I think we took a trip like a really long trip. And then we ended up missing the lessons and yeah broke up the momentum so that remember the confidence I remember I I police running Isaac. You'd see him. I really WANNA get in the pool. But he's Kinda scared and he's like walk around. I remember when you had those inflatable. Yeah and then I remember like after after slimming Isaac he just dives in all the time. It's swimming around stroke. Converts go through the roof. I go afterwards. I ended up asking him like okay. Well because then we got back on vacation. Whatever and I'm like Oh you know you're swimming it's been it's been awhile and we forgot about your swimming? So then he was like actually want to try something else and then he got really into Pinot. And that's when we bought a piano. Did the whole Loa what wall you piano keyboard but actual so beyond a smart piano that teaches you to the electron Akano. Yeah rich not that bad. It's in two thousand. I was thinking I'd Say I bought a piano and not like I bought a keyboard. I'm thinking I three movers and got to move child sitting in a liberal with no rabbit. I'm right there with the. Why does is that? What does it matter because because you love your son go because Oh cool you got into piano a little bit? I bought you a baby. That'd be nuts. Yeah internship marquand would do. We did that while she got a used Hanno for us. That's the kind of dude. Taika fucking DOC. Id says anything about what he wants to do. You'RE GONNA full freight fucking do all of it. I have no doubt in my mind hearing the drums. I did buy drums. There's there's cheaper allies piano for a couple of hundred bucks for like one sixty one hundred sixty dollars for a baby drumsticks. It's kind of like fake like you can't really play any beats on a lot of money. I seven Christmas. It's babies drums for seven in. Christmas is in a row demands cheap because my trump said if I were to buy now it'd be like seven thousand dollars. Jeez the how the baby now kid to John Birthday parties from one end to just one. That's crazy I if I have another kid birthday because you're we're not doing an accident with us here. Why he's not gonNA remember his fucking they'll start remembering five? Yeah five so no fucking Burton's the one year is none of this suit for us to show all everyone like we fucking. We're able to keep the child life for a year so it was a celebration. That's what that was all right. Look with the second year does keep. This is true. This is a great depression bashing spree. This year is going to be twelve tossing. fascinate Nathan seem your Isaac was born January. Yes Junior Governed eight complain about Christmas presents. You know he gets both and we don't. We don't punch them up. I remember two thousand eight. That was Lisa official. So yeah so after the left hand nothing and then we were giving him lessons like taking them Tobin to lessons and then he just kept complaining about going to the lessons he would never practice on like. Why are we spending the money on the lesson? Like I didn't want to get to I. I gave him this like listen. We're at this crossroads. If we continue will you. Do you think like you know you can eventually we like appreciate it. It'd be like Oh you know that hard work paid off. I have the skill I can use it whatever I know. It's a difficult to ask a child for the foresight but But then I ended up asking him that and I said or is it going to go in this other route of. We're going to keep forcing you to go. You'RE GONNA complain every single time. You're never gonNa Anna Practice. You'RE GONNA hate it you're GONNA end up resenting piano and it's going to be the worst thing of your life and he ended up being like I just I don't know and I'm like okay. Well you know what this this can save me some money. So we're we're gonNA play for now. We have the piano at home. If you want to pick it up you know how to pick it up like like I said Smart Piano play plug in the the IPAD and and he can do his lessons if he wanted to like. You can push yourself to do it. If it's that important to you like it takes you know it takes time to drive out there. It's a lot of money means was really smart. You know it would be like. Hey Kid I don't think you're really do this. I'll just say yeah. You have touched me all week. Not really one days ago. Okay they.

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Business, Work And Why It Might Not Be Right For You

The Jamie J Podcast

11:28 min | 3 months ago

Business, Work And Why It Might Not Be Right For You

"They. Work and why? It's not for everyone recovering that in this episode of the Gospel of your mind. Business takes work. Business takes effort, and it's a fucking disproportionate amount that's gotta go into it. If you want to be successful. Look everyone I'm not sharing this to scare you off to make you stop to make you say God I can't get into business when I am doing here today is I want to give you the inside guts to it. Business is fucking hard. Business takes a shit ton and I'm talking an absolute fucking disproportionate amount of effort to achieve the results that you want man. Fuck I doing this. This for years I've been putting the time the effort and at first. Let me tell you the results. They weren't small. They were fucking nothing. They were nothing. There was no results. There was no rewards, but I'll tell you what happened. The more I did it. The more effort I put in the more strategies that I learned and apply and take note on that learned applied the further ahead I. Grew I had to go seek out those successful moments. Those people that were doing really fucking great. I just shared A. A post about it on my instagram facebook all my social media out there about that in that success. Really leave clues. It's up to you to go beat that fucking sleuth to go. Be that investigator that private investigator, finding your sauce for success. You know it's what I've done. There's a lot of shit that I put out there. It garbage. It didn't turn out the way I wanted I thought it was the right thing, because hey, I thought that was success, but in reality it wasn't doing what I needed it. It to do what I had to get really fucking clear on was what I wanted to do. What I wanted to get out there, and most importantly, who am I speaking to? WHO's this message for well for me? As many of you know, it is for those absolute fuck in motivated business operators wanting to get rid of that stress, wanting to grow and scale their businesses, and most importantly wanting to actually become a business owner. There's a massive fucking difference between being a business operator and being a business owner. That's for me. What really clued me in when I switched off when I switched off from thinking that I had to do it all myself. That's that's one thing that we're going to talk about. Today was the thought that I had to do it all myself. I fucking couldn't. There were so many things that I couldn't do when it comes to design. If you go back if you go way back like three four years five years back into my into my facebook in my instagram into all that stuff, you're going to see some pretty embarrassing things there, but I leave it up there because it's a timeline. Timeline it's showing everyone exactly where I've where I've come from and where I'm at right now. Is it perfect? No, it is a progression. It is a learning opportunity each and every time. But where did it have to start out with had to start with me going and doing look almost everyone posts out. There I've got a call to action for you. It's go be productive. Go succeed. Go Find Your Passion. Go find your purpose whatever it is. There's always a go behind it. It's that goal for me. That got me into that place. But how did I do it man I? Had People helped me? That's the difference between a business operator. Someone who's thinks they're doing it all themselves versus that business owner. A business owner recognizes that if they want to grow. If they want to scale company scale their business and get all that freedom. They had to add to it. It's what I had to do I had to look outside myself. I had to look outside myself and recognize. Hey, what are all the places? What am my saw? Spots actually know what fuck sauce spots. What are the places? That I sucked that I was fucking terrible at art artistry, creating memes, doing social media and stuff man my eye for design. It's shit. It's not a limiting belief straight up. Now I can stand here. I can do these videos like nothing some people they can't do that. They don't have that ability to be able to go on and Riff Lake this and talk about that. Topic me here. This is my superpower being able to share this information being able to share this knowledge with you, so why invest my time in something that fuck I'm not good at anyways. I recognize that. That, I wasn't good at that so I looked for people to support me. I look for my cheerleaders for my team right if you don't have a team, if you don't have at least one person fucking, reach out, find someone back in the days when I was hardcore coaching working with Tony Robbins coaching clients, and all that that was one of my biggest things in that brings me into point number two. Right I gave some really great fucking strategy strategies that I apply right now myself into my own business, one of the big ones. There is content learn from Gary v when I sat down with Gary. What did he say content content content? If you're not being seen if you're not being noticed, you're not creating enough fucking content right now. Check this out. There was a time where if I posted three four things in a day. Fuck I! Thought I was killing. Killing it I thought I was crushing it right now. Across all the media platforms I'm posting up to thirty pieces of content today. This is no joke. Where did I get it from? I got it from modeling success I success. What did Gary Do Gary? Throat that slide Dick Sixty four pieces of content in day. Go find it if you don't have it. If you don't have that slide that go fuck and find it. It has all the answers in it. But this is why maybe some people don't succeed because they're looking for the easy answer now having some people reach out to me Jamie. How creative all your videos! How do you create your short mean videos and all that sort of stuff? What do you do I? Give them Gary slide deck is the Fuckin- answers in there? But I'll tell you what some people they don't WanNa put in the effort some people they don't want to put in the work. The hustle the fucking grind to make it happen, and those people don't go into business. If you're one of those, you're one of those who's looking for that easy answer that magical overnight, fucking success. I'm here to tell you that that Shit's bullshit it takes the absolute fucking effort. It takes the Hustle. It takes the passion commitment absolutely freaking everything to bring those dreams to life. If. You're not prepared to put in that ten thousand hours. Where do I get ten thousand hours from well? If you look up anything to begin to get to that place a mastery, it takes that minimum of that ten thousand hours, but I'll tell you what I was on a call recently with one of my mentors Kirwin Ray. And he shared with me. He goes look. It's GonNa take ten thousand hours. It's going to take anyone ten thousand hours to really get fucking seen to really get known, but here's the difference. It can be ten thousand hours of pain or can be ten thousand hours of suffering pain. Yeah, we need some of that pain to grow right when you go to the gym. Fuck pick up the weights. The curls bench press whatever you're. You're doing and it's just all easy and light and simple. No, there's pain involved right? Maybe if you're starting at the gym, you come home in two days later Holy Shit. Those muscles hurt. This is the same thing with business. You've gotta be fucking. Prepare to get some of that pay not suffering, but have some of that pain into your life to really fuck and grow into really recognize all the benefits that you can have. This here for me right when I look back at my coaching career all the stuff that I've done when I was doing the one on one clients in anything, the biggest thing where I saw people that had success and I still see them being very successful right now. They took this knowledge. They put their own meaning to it. They went and found even more success. They went and modeled after other things, and now guess what I see them fucking crushing it out there I. See them making. Here's the thing though it's too many. There's not too many of them. Because many people said well fuck Jamie the social media that's not gonNA work. That's not the answer. That's not the ticket Bull Shit. You were just too fucking afraid. You were just too fucking scared to put in the effort. Put in the time. The key behind it all is to fucking crank is to put in that time. Put in that effort. Given your absolute fucking all. This is why this is why you really WanNa assess if you need to be in business or not, because if you're not willing to put in that hustle, if you're not willing to come out on a Sunday the only day that you get off and be putting in the effort like I am right now, crank in these videos doing this for each and every one of you if that's not in your mindset, if that's not in your your your your your plan for. For the day to get that done. If you're not planning for that fucking success, stop right now. Don't do it. Don't don't fuck and get into business, but if you are if you're a little bit crazy like me right if you're willing to fuck and put in ten thousand hours of work of effort of crushing it of cranking it. If you've got the right mindset to support it, then you will fucking be successful, but here's the thing. It's GonNa take some time. How patients each and every one of US fuck I'm knocking on fifties door here I'm coming up on fifty real fucking fast, but I'll tell you what man I still think in my head like I'm twenty or something like that. I still think I'm just a kid. Right, that's the absolute fact behind this, and why I say that because that's just mindset right? If I was thinking holy Shit Jamie. You're almost fifty. Fuck your old balls. Then I've got a distinct disadvantage right there. The fact of the matter is this I. Fucking Still Think Twenty I still act like twenty I still crank like I'm twenty because I've set myself up with that mindset and I've had the right people in my life. The right mentors, the right coaches, the right people to really push me forward and get me to that level. If that's what you need, fucking, reach out right I still. Still, work with a very few very select personal clients right? I work with those business operators who fucking know that success is their only mother. fucking option dots the people I work with now I. Don't open it up for everyone. There's an application process. Why do I make it that way? Because this ain't just for everyone, it's for those those people. Those people who really recognize that fucking success. Success is truly what they must have. To simple principles here right now, number one team. Find Your. People find your cheerleaders find those fucking people who are going to support you and number to really get behind the fact that business is work businesses effort, but I'll tell you what when you put in that work when you put in that effort when you fuck and give it your all, you will have all the fucking success. You could ever want tain.

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250: Episode 250 - The Live Stream

Overnight Drive

1:08:06 hr | 1 year ago

250: Episode 250 - The Live Stream

"The uh-huh I don't insane it in Jaffna. Wow Malone that was some real cute right there can people. I wonder her was like fourteen. And my friend is learner's permit we would drive around boys Ville new york-listed so hard the hardest I speaking of the hardest. God we look fucking good. I can't even see us yet. That people love how. We've Louis how are you you know. I hear a buzz but I don't think they hear a buzz. So unruly care it doesn't and now what law nothing matters after eighty eight. PM that's going on everybody's going on how are you Thank you for the tens of people who've decided to show up. Can we see comments. I guess we can't really see can't see we're swashbuckling. We're we're four new orders and that fucking Shit here we are where we Uh we did it. We've really this was. This was a lot to make this one happened man. It wasn't you know it's okay for me Sandra Andrew Can I offer you a lousy. Jesus wow all right this is Scott better now. It's kind of like lozenges. Well you know it's the first ever running bit that's made you angry. It's finally happened. I go through so much much effort to like by good. Mike's and get this. And then I put a mic in front of your face and your call or click. I have what's called. COPD the house. That right. And I'll say that kills. Well I had missed affiliates and then I called one eight hundred law now all right so if we could give me a l.. Deliberate of a break. Are you a US for safe-space. Yeah I actually unlikely. If you're a safe space I swear I can be riddled with disease and peace and copped. Yeah I mean it's it's falls. Under our one lead presenters ability in the state of New York. Is that right so I can just chill watched fucking couples court and die. I definitely have some kind of breathing. Breathing sinus awful thing. I just I guess I should just get disability. It's it's immoral not to get disability. Right it is immoral not to get disability. This is the world world. We live in a capitalist society. You're supposed to get money. Make money take money and also scheme scheme. Yep Big time if I make you know I mean To just get it where you can get it and if you and if you talk about not getting it then you've already lost the Game God. I'm really Pale easily. Salon the sun I mean. We're we're surrounded by fluorescent lights. I mean I looked like somebody who steals fucking like tickets of the back of not be so so. I got my beard done last week. It looks a little ethnic when I get my beard done. Because it's like the razor razer straight and I look and I I I have like like fucking Phallic Fat Joe for Full Day because it's like perfect line so I'm like all right whatever go they'd always be like. Do you want like in the back of your head. You want like natural fade or Nike. swoosh do I look like a fucking line guy and natural fade. Please go get the tape or the line in the back. I have all those cigars in the back of my head and my do this car head. Great Band I'm I'm elevated tonight. I am so excited. Everybody's watching we have almost one hundred people watching right now. That's great very cool cool Thank you that's really nice to the watch us. Now that I said that people are GonNa be like almost going to give him that. Yeah but Hundreds of people watching actually now So how's how you been pal. I haven't seen Actually we saw each other every day this week every single day this week. Yeah Yeah what do we have. The best cheers moment of all time. That's true where I went to my local watering the whole pint pint size to just after work you get a nightcap a beer and there he was legitimately standing up to leave. I raised my arm and be like. Hey y'all thing was was making friends. We notice like I was drinking. Some wingnut next to me that he was a wing he all right so I got in there and there was a a more powerful wingnut like an old man was missing a tooth and he was He just really wanted to talk to people and he. He set a sites on me and I was being polite ish but then that case walked in and he just grabbed all the energy right and so then he started trying to talk to to me and I was looking at my phone and not looking not look into Amman storefront dot org but after powerful wingnut left wing bonded with the Lesser Wingnut Who actually very kind? He was great one point. More powerful wingnut grabs the bartender buyer. Keep arm them to look at her tattoos and everybody in the bar is like Oh shit fucking turned into one right so that was fun. But then we had Bruce Bruce springsteen moment in glory days I was walking in and he was walking out and then we want both went back inside and had a few drinks. Exactly how Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen is. A Soothsayer Sayer mystic future mystic. He was had us in mind. I love on celebs like Bruce Springsteen of Bruce Springsteen's caliber a Bela celebrity. Have US in mind. That happens a lot. Yeah I was thinking today because we were talking about. We were talking led Zeppelin in the last episode. We were in the evenings of that at like seven. Different people got at me with their favorite led Zeppelin Stuff which was fun because I drive around played listening to led Zeppelin like like. Oh this is my sister I like. Oh I'm glad you shared your favorite with with me. This is what I like. I didn't even share my favorite I. I'll do it right now. I think led Zeppelin's best song when they were accidentally at the height of their powers and didn't even know it is the demo version of in the light called. Everybody makes it through right. It is like everyone's fucking up and like you could tell it to demo and knowing the basis in half the song playing keyboards Is the height of their powers right. I started driving around today and as I was getting my car washed. I I was listening to led Zeppelin and I had this epiphany. Do you think it's possible that an old old God was speaking through led Zeppelin. Sure because it's really good. I want to believe yeah then somebody would roll their eyes and say well. You're just falling. I'm for that whole lake. Fucking occult nonsense. My refund ship but Assu but who. Why would in old God not pick them that they were doing that? You know what I mean. The the argument cuts both God like like a lesser. God Apollo. Like they're like they're as much as there's like. ABC's Z. celebrities there's also ABC's e list Gods. Yeah maybe not a God maybe like a gin or something like that. You know something something that's just wants to just wants to fuck around like a degen like Dj. I N N J. I N N our man in Oman has to tell us. I know. Where's where is where is Isaac? And where's are the world's worst nuclear codes whereas the nuclear codes also wears are men from Mono Hopefully he's watching although probably like twelve in the afternoon over there That's where all the combat happens. Now Look at you and speaking of combat. I bet you are look like you're ready. I do I also read putting these glasses on like this was funny but now I'm looking at myself Mike. There's going to be a record of this for it'd be applying to jobs in the future union. Google means you look like you are about to go into a government building and make a loud noise going to Oklahoma City tomorrow. Oh my God are you GonNa go to the bombing spot only will this if nothing else surviving. The game has given me the option to just go to all these spots of Greenberg and tragedy and and feel weird about I love it. Yeah I mean I wish I was on the crew I do too but hey it's fine I'm on. I go my little commando mission Saturday. If if it ever got to the point were you and I were just on the same doing this fucking forget it now. We're loudly ever episode while doing the game. Oh yeah no we would annoy fully annoy everybody body on earth we could. We would bust live Mike the nobody knew about. How am I hot mic guys actually probably like giant Pusey blue? ooh Shit you're on the comes out and that's fine. That's fine I had kind of an epiphany today. I was sitting down on that I didn't. They no longer need medication. WHOA that's a big difference? I have what's called Fuzzy brain and I looked up. This is a running theme. Did did you just self diagnose yourself no of course all right cool. There's great I know I've I've done this many times. Where sort of taking medication and I sing? Its praises and then all of a sudden it makes. Hey Fuck up you know and I think maybe I'm just not cut out for maybe on my little. Maybe it's like allows Marsa thing. Where like my little wrinkles her? What makes me special? I like all right so the past two weeks or so. I've had more exposure to mental illness than usual Not In myself. 'cause I'm perfectly well all time But just in in other people like in my orbit. It's just been like maybe it's because the seasons changing that spike of this hokum. You might be helped him. I don't know but part of me is also starting to be convinced that when somebody is very unwell and goes on a a bunch of pills yo check your lead levels before you do then check your heavy metal levels in your blood and all this other like check your house first and make sure you're not like bugging Out before you wind up on these things the old check. What an old schoolhouse? Problems like radon meters radar situation. In is Jeffrey. I mean I don't think this is real but there was that reddit thread about the person who thought their landlord was leaving notes for them. All over the house and it turned out to be right on. No was was something else but it was something like that. It was just as bizarre fucking situation like environmental thing that got them straight red. I choose to believe it. If you want buds in the same way you could or could not choose to believe that a Demi God was speaking through John Five sided demi-god residents machine there. The five Fisa daime go. What did you say I never owned? Reagan's Machino don't have to own them and you just hear it. Yeah I heard I heard the the hits no. You go on Canada's Stream Lake George on a Saturday night and everyone's like fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. Carlo two girls. No I like your rage. Lisa's truncates names abandoned the nineties. I'm GonNa the rage concert I listened to a man Not that long ago. Explain Lane to a group of people that rage against the machine doesn't exist anymore because strap in the music industry was afraid of them. happened in two thousand nine hundred over two thousand nine classic. Yeah it was a real conversation is too big for the music industry but they were afraid of them. They're afraid of what what they could be. They were afraid of how how could change the landscape. Are you fucking. That's what I that's what I say. Not Shockingly. This man was in his fifties. Yeah the reason why I still. We'll have bare. Mattress cassettes available when I only had a run of one hundred is because they've music industries. Are you ready for my brand of Postponed Karaoke that is true. You've seen me play God. Damn if I'm one of the best motherfuckers Walter Right and purposely way too loud an an offensive and you saw me and my the best part was when I was playing I had the flashlight on my phone in my pocket. And I know now and I'm trying I'm always making my passion Blah Blah Blah and then flash forward down. I think somebody told me. I know somebody told me at some point your flashlights. It's on which was great. Yeah you should always of your flashlight on when you play really funny I should Enter would you like to change the background. Yeah let's have the capability to go wherever we WANNA go and I feel like going to ninety hardcore. Shell ince hang on one second if you like doing. Hello Hello here we are. We're back we're back outside so drunk with power. The problem is that we had Stephen Lawn. And we've just figured that because Steve was done a lot of movies that he would know how to do this slough then. He doesn't not so much he just he just tried to fuck the the focus right before David is as I know they are uh only Fox. I can't believe we're here you can everybody hear it. I'll think thank God I ca- Catholic the funny thing like. I wonder how people were one of those due to have our backs to the band for sure because they said something bad. No it's not a baxter the band. This is exactly ever found this today. You'll sitting Santer standing run exhibit a bit. Hey fucking Janko tear. An hour could be done. Just on fucking footwear. Air Walks and running shoes come to the side of the second day of shots these jumps and I was the good old days. I'm so glad early hours of time travel music. How oil going on? Who The guy who discovered Tommy though? Oh but we as a one guy discover palm aid means giving up one zero crown. Yeah that's the good thing thing about cloud Jillian to it and not waiting on all right opening up Ola Solon plus tomorrow. The thing I love is K.. Rack rack mounted ear. All GonNa graduate rare ousted the truck rack rack Muniz to give us and Kettner News and Kettner deter Qatar. Stuff seventy dollars looking back now just one person into it for probably other somebody reading in Bonn hair girl that was my spot can spam. Right there goes my speed who would have imagined extremist ending their me like at some point that future technology. I won't understand shooting more I'll be pointing out is another one Off To attuning out loud. I'm so grubby captured captured. This yes tuning out loud was the worst thing you ever move cloak. Everybody move closer please. Yeah we're close enough. Thanks we're we're the dudes who have baxter the band last here. We go. EXCUSE ME POW WANNA want to move back a little. Let's get the American flag out of Newton hasn't cutler and needs. This is a band that try extremely hard to get the bank. The bank called hold strong in Connecticut. They have long career playing fest circuit. This is the best where the age of the incident. Yes one of these things place in this is not the community center. Oh care that's why Mrs the this is the first school the Church or something like that of all thus cuts Wisconsin. Yes Go. I've been as G I. which is everybody fucking days? You have no other yes. That's really drummer with a baseball cap on very important very important visible Jumps Yeah there were I Louis Duminy. Oh hell flow cut totally like guy taking pictures and the back. Why do I was take pictures in very vans community? It warned for their fucking Lebanon more. We've got ten minutes. It didn't think he was going to get through that leading mobile talking part talking to my wife I will not comply. It will not comply fucking time off. Classic has lost. Classic Guitarist often quit the band when the Dan feels more than crowd. Though as far attorney we doughnuts shirts spotted donuts donuts shirt when the band of more into his crowd. Young from somebody said drink every time you see a snap case shirt all right Andrew you prepare to make thousand five thousand dollars a day. Yes I am. I academic seat on the couch place. This is not good enough are okay So Ever seen in the couch. Please are you prepared to make a final lean on the wall back there there and do you prepare thousands of five thousand dollars a day visit. Okay good this looks okay. Hey Hey so Today you're going to be working with male talent and that's going to be me so I I want you to start out by suck. My Cock is really not what I thought. This was going to be how you thought this was going to be a psychiatrist. I came to this Westcott Community Center for what I thought was a snappy video here we are in the Green Room at the Westcott community center okay doubling as the vacuum casting couch. How many people do you think if we had a fucking running clock cock got fucking got over at the Westcott community center? Oh else I can't even imagine I did one. Is that right buddy. Wow I'm a fucking new to this man. I'm ready to swashbuckling anybody. Anybody any motherfucker. Who wants wants a piece of this? Bom I'm rob putting out the rollers man. Okay but al the Wisconsin Right. Well no locks on these doors men the only got you only got maybe seventy or eighty in this fucking hell hole. You got to make it worthwhile. I liked it next Kat or hardware now was Was a Boudicca. Every time I went in the dude was always praying sprain to Mecca. Yeah but it's like Y'all supposed to five times a day. It's impossible that I come here twice a year and I walk into the same place every time at the exact time. You're praying this can't be right. I remember when we went right before the first hunter you melt down and we get one I bought a thing of 'em's and drink and we looked over and he was on the ground leaning turning toward morning and we had a weight loss fire. But it's just always feel bad he would he'd get up in the middle and like ring bring you out in the go back not just like Oh man Jaden to guys like Earth crisis or like yeah I mean I mean like you know we're like okay it's slither however I mean I can't believe they broke up in two thousand one they'll never get back together look at you like working this might be the two miles okay let me try them thank you girl you be a woman soon look look like a fucking straight mental survivalist and you look like somebody who you look like somebody who should be doing a background casting couch now album through you this way I didn't take it out for air. Wow Yeah these this is a good look for you man. You should wear those glasses and start wearing finger rings. Good all right. I like jewelry and then a You'd wear a blue blazer with a black turtleneck fuck. I should should do that. I should you know tomorrow. I'm required to wear a costume to work. How's that he's I'm just GONNA wear a long hair wig? RV and that's it and they had a potluck Tuck. And I just I just got. I ordered a hundred chicken mcnuggets. Well then I'm having delivered eleven o'clock we should have done costumes realistically we are. I thought initially that it'd be funny if we did the entire show in like Chamois kids really really good. Actually I didn't order them. The People's Liberation Army Speller. Yes sweet. Nice what do we know what's going on in the comments comments. Keep an eye on this looking at New People were having fun in their little rolling. I mean we don't have a ton of time. What's going on here? Do you see him. I was it's like a phasing for this is not a perfect thing Oh Yeah we should note art. So I've lived in this spot for a minute in the background casting couch office. What what like two months give or take and the Internet has always been solid? Maybe not mind blowing fast but solid and today now that we started to set this up was the first time that the Internet was brutally intermittent and would cut out every fifteen minutes. So if we do you cut out sorry you know. Hopefully it'll pick up where it only goes out for what appears to be a few seconds but the fuck do I know. Bend over boy. Nice Bend over boy eh costume change of it so much. It's so funny. Wow How do you see in these glasses man. I mean you're supposed to wear them at night. Everything looks like because fucking postcard although I do a little bit more handsome with them online. No need all the help. I can motherfucking guest glasses. I need to wear glasses like now. Not Oh you actually need to work less and got an high test. WHOA I get nightmares and I think the machine sort of smoking? Let's Obama is. We're going to stare off in the distance and he'll your is does that work take Ashwa Gonda. And he'll your eyes take us for Gonda everyday not think they're related at all though art. So I've been taking Ashwell Gonda and a bunch of other shit. CNA Hey and whatnot. Before bed been sleeping I go to a different place when I sleep now. It's wild house. That has that wakeup man that's a little sluggish. But you know I'm talking about. Is it fucking kidding. me like fucking bored Bro. Knocked the fucking computer off the chair. Wow Oh wow andrew admitting not only to having an erection but a rock of Fuckin- rock-hard prison erection rock-hard prison prison body. I'M GONNA put this back on it and we are I don't know what should we should we go next. The car core show really wore me out. We're running out of places but I know the next to go or where how they get get fined for certain things EDSA while a dollar tree and and I'm sure what part of Oregon was in probably re reading here about the location of where it was at but it was in Oregon and adultery was fined because people found rats in the building. That's why they were fine for that. Della tree has a rodent problem. The company was hit with a one thousand nine hundred dollar fine from the Oregon from the occupation administration. Autry Tolbert Santon connection was what's worker safety. Revelations wrote an investigation. Okay Portland Oregon there. We go so it was in Portland Oregon and they were fined for Though yet cage Cagey W was first to report on the fine. According to Oregon Osha Record Zealotry did not take necessary necessarily my trip to Cape Road on tunnel. The store failed to provide proper safety equipment from employers. Who hit the cleanup feces and urine from the Rodents Oregon? Osha received three separate complaints from workers at the dollar tree store in Portland Oregon. One complaint said that the employers were extremely knowledgeable lightheadedness and headaches which is what you expect. Oh Shit location and question was temporarily shut down on August after investigation by W real evidence of improvisation this is really the beginning very strange win soup Ryan Labor Human Man. I would hold a family person. I would record commissary places they WANNA tips. That's how much I love him. Passionate the guy says the sins the two guys into the prison to help Omar. They tape a phone book around him holding my Bourbon Control in the workplace and is one of the standards of dilatory violated. Okay single difficult words on peace and love peace and love. Do we have questions. I didn't put a thing out for them. So I probably We have some questions in here. Did you guys ever give him some Patriot money. No look we're win. The print shirts anyone who wants to do shirts men do it we in sync everybody's in reinstate boys and girls. Thank you for watching. What do we got? Let's let's go through the comments and pick. Somebody May Marron actually was in Bodega down the street from. Yeah exactly we're talking about. I love when people know what we're talking about and have the happened so fucking rarely But you know I wish this thing like those who no no and if you don't you should look it up now if we talk about how one look up the Bodega down the street from the West Community Centre. I guess you'd go on Google maps. Go maps down the street. Oh okay go there then if you live together if you live in the cues the land of the Orangemen should I move to Syracuse. Yeah thanks we both shed. She got a little two bedroom. Go to bed. The bedrooms are like one off the kitchen and ones in the front of the House. So we don't hear nothing I I had an option to fly out of a regional airport near Syracuse. This tomorrow to avoid the snow like once you fly me somewhere. Not they're not trying to take off a million earhart and the fuck Ania media just like if you if we had birds were done for everybody the the New merchantmen out shortly We have to to do. The most important thing is to talk to Ryan Van Wyk. I haven't really done love him so we love him so much. It's such it's like fucking playing with old porcelain. It's like I I don't WanNa fucking it's like moving. It's like if you've ever moved help. Somebody move the glass top coffee table. You don't WanNa fuck it up. Oh kerfuffle puts photos of like deer and shit up on his instagram. Yeah that's like us like we. We're putting him up on our instagram. Were just trying to be cool. Can let yeah Sean. But it's like it's like it's like I've never sweat. I've never sweated and pressing woman like this. Really sweat impressing this fucking dude. Because he's the best king of Youtube King of Youtube because it'd be fucking famous so fragile so fragile but also so beautiful now is the time. He's got his teeth chief healed healed up in the mouth but now seem spry. Now he's got some job woes I guess and it's piece of Shit car keeps keeps breaking down. Newish do wish pass the hat and get him a Mazda. MIATA I I would love to get him a A one of my Eddie. Bauer Ford Explorer. Van They're not looking engrave. I know I know where. There's one right now recently. Fixed all right so I I got a bill for two thousand dollars to hear that I brought to your guy and I walked away paying five hundred and something my guy care how much it was. I'm just I'm so fucking thrilled. It's great awesome thrilled that I went to like stores afterwards instead of blowing money. Because I'd already mentally fucking prepared to spend to grant smart. That explains the call. I got from the mechanic earlier today. Like may you're going to have to pay for this one way so I ended up having to go to a go into Now is not what I was intending. It wasn't on my route. I had to go to a garage in the deepest darkest Albany and LET 'EM I won't say let a agree to let a man let his fingers do the walking We employ Steve sensitive down there. It's all good takes. Hey scared all right. Who is I you know? Forget about that and then in the middle of it on my God damn I should just have Steve. Because I don't under this much of all I mean after after a while it's like touches a touch a touch you know but my mom my preferred thing and especially but I- mission fluid with all over the place but I'm a real Powell and I'm willing to do anything including sacrifice my body. I like a good football player. Like a good defensive player player would sacrifice my bod so that you will save on auto parts appreciate the hell out of that and that was good. It was great and I got my nut so whatever art taught everybody wins. Then I got an orange. Julius and everything was came in. Everything's Cool We've got some connections are able to do that. We are able to do that. the only reason when I say that we've got some music queued up to think. WHOA can everybody hear that while we are getting really fancy and if we do this all the time I think the music should be louder louder but if we all the time maybe this is something that will incorporate into the show? The Joe Rogan style. Live like we're moving. No there's air. Cameramen cameraman pleased that moving the camera. We've got a camera man here as that. Von Like fucking great. I don't know how it is out in the world and it's exactly it allows me. I'm sorry about to do. Some alive. Reads Unique New York unique New York. I I read somewhere that not just if you come. It's really good. I did. I used to do warbles auto pays it was just what Saturday Halloween Yang. Gee this is the city of Toronto Canada metal. The Palm Halloween Party on Saturday October. Twenty six I was the wicked witch and painted mostly green squeezed. We use classmate and got some of my paint under dumb and dumber arms talks amongst fucking kitchenaid. My own I've ever seen in my life. I hope he's to actually set on fire pay. I hope it doesn't stain emailed me. If you're a member of chatty they stole you drink. That's dirty is guessing candidate. Unfortunately com hit the brake. The Houston everybody else. Go to the next one all right. There's nothing excellent so taxi. Eight thousand Taxi Uber Lift also in Toronto. I have a fantasy of taking an uber taxi. Lift with my bulge showing impossible. More would like it to feel like a regular I slash taxes eventually both ended up excited but with a bit of unexpected unexpected fun. Like what outrunning a cop. Yeah I know somebody who was a cabdriver a younger woman proposition cabbages goshen enter. That is the exception. Not The rule. All you guys guys out there. Who are maybe single heavy? Don't have a lot of sex. Don't take an uber for sex. I wouldn't start there maybe a lift. I like going to get an over and it's like shit box. That's my favorite. I don't really get that that often. I only take that were black but like what's the to step down from. There Lay Uber Uber. Platinum Uber Uber Plaque. Let's see what Andrew tanks well I had a I have an Uber. Driver was my tripadvisor headed off at newbridge. I had a ninety nine pontiac on the at Grand Band which was awesome a little trip down. Memory Lane Uber X.. Axis is that is that not my classes. You know. That's fine not as the classes if you're able to afford something fun. Classes it's an from people can afford shes. Louisville can't consequence capitals side. That is the boot it was constantly over. How many viewers lost seventy thousand Yes the fantasy is basically You know getting your bulbs touched all right. The shot man. I might eating prison. Blue Red PUFFY JACKET BLONDE GAL. Saturday soul Shaker Bar Toronto Sunday. Not you sat down by the bar. I left bad timing on my part I heard you fucked fucked everybody right after I I left and I ran back in just in time to see everybody completely worn out from fucking all my and I was kind of dim and I'll have rebel please and then you're like And like you said No. That didn't happen in Canada. They don't do that up. They have sex and they have sex with a lady with an wearing a nice dress in a bed. Canada all about their counter doesn't have dirty sex unions. Don't have filthy rotten sex with choking and spitting and touch my insurance. You know stuff like that doesn't happen up there. It's like twenty one twelve button came undone and I'm like like oh I don't know it's really good. No it's great. I want to reach him along those puffer and puffer and light blue jeans. I left without an intro to think of the poetic waxing that could have been had near the blade runner only get out of Canada. It's a we're still uncounted. 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S2Ep.5 "Stay Off My Damn Lawn!" Tattness Is A Year Older, The Reflection Show.

The Tattness Podcast

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S2Ep.5 "Stay Off My Damn Lawn!" Tattness Is A Year Older, The Reflection Show.

"Welcome Ladies and gentlemen a Mercedes Kinda sentiment luxury and trust in me to on the free we we should be in his son's outbursts in to me. What's up you guys? Welcome to the sadness podcast. We're celebrating a little blue tonight man. This one's a little different of show all right and many as you may know or may not know. Today's very special day. Yes it is this thirty seven years ago a very special guy came into this world so happy birthday sadness art We're GONNA fucking do shots or a shot because it's been a crazy fucking bit spending weird couple years three refunding years now and maybe four. I don't know I don't know things just snowballed so weird that fucking. I don't know Oh man I went from living in some shit hole. Basement apartment broke as fuck to fucking all of a sudden everybody wants to hear my shit and then everybody everybody knows who I am from all different fucking fields. It's a really weird fucking day and I don't know about you but like for me personally. I think birthdays become so like introspective perspective. Yeah just one of those weird times where you just look back at and kind of see how far you've come. Yeah it's like almost the time for like self reflection. Yeah I do it more. I think on my birthday than I do on the years really I think so. Well I mean your birthday is January. So it's like Kinda close but hey each their own I mean I do the same in my birthday's in November. So I think it's just easier to compare when it's like. Oh at twenty seven I was fucking still you know at that age. You think you know everything don't know shit. You know what I mean fuck in by the time you hit your late thirties. You kinda figuring it out now and obviously really I got my shit together so I think I did some things all right. Well I think so too I think by the time you hit your forties you Kinda hit your stride where it's like this is my life now. You know what I'm saying but I figured fucking do was shot man for all the you know. Let's hope for continued huge success in the future. You know and it's like man you got seven years on me come November second. I'll be thirty. Trust Me Thirties dove. You're not yeah. I know what I'm looking forward to it and it's like actually you're only as old as you feel and I feel great. I know about you but even said to me earlier like you don't feel thirty seven not at all. You've said you feel better now than you did. When you're in your twenties when I was twenty I didn't have the energy I have now? I know people are going to be like. Oh that's bullshit now L. Mother fucker. It's not bullshit because when I was twenty I was a smoker. I wasn't eating is healthy as I am now I was like I just had a really high metabolism so I'd stay thin but I wasn't eating clean as I am now I wasn't training my ass off and taking care of myself the way I am now so I'm actually fucking stronger here by fucking far that I was when I was twenty. I'm bigger than I was when I was twenty way more muscular. I'm fucking a lot healthier. I quit smoking fucking so years years ago. You know what I mean almost eight now or nine right and you know fucking clean eating and shit all the time. I don't fucking eat sugar sugar. I don't eat fucking bread and things of that nature man I keep it clean. I eat my meat my fucking vegetables and Shit so you know I have some drinks once John Wall Cher but you know for the most part nothing like I would have in my twenties so I'm fucking way better now than I was at that age man and so now I'm I'm not even mad. When I was thirty one I was in college? I know a little late to it and somebody literally argued with with me. She was like. There's no fucking where you're thirty one year like twenty seven at the oldest and I was like I shit you not. I'm thirty one. I showed her my license and she was just like this is fake like yeah I have the first ever government produced fake. Id but I'll take it. Everyone's like you don't look thirty seven at all so I'm happy with that. Take it so I ain't at it. Why not and? Hey everyone you know what old Tina's gave himself for his birthday today. A good old gym session always always every fucking year damn in the gym. I don't give a fuck and there's no excuses there's no days off. No I love it you know I just go harder Mhm I make sure my body knows that fucking you know it's not GonNa Change at fucking number doesn't change things. We still go hard absolutely so so I say we do this. Shot Fuck in Whiskey and I fucking future success further continued hears I god Damn. That's good. Oh that was nice. I'm okay and I always please tell motherfuckers because everyone always wants to go for dinner and shit on your birthday and I always tell motherfuckers you mentioned that it's my birthday and I will fuck you up. Ah I don't play that Shit and especially now this is like you get people staring at you. That are like I think that's who I think it is but I don't know for sure and it's like I don't want the people say in my name and Shit like I'm not antisocial like that if I have supporters or whatever you know if I run into people outside of whatever I'm doing I I have no problem with with that and you know I'll be cool but I don't like that kind of attention you know what I mean I never did. And so I always tell everybody. Don't fucking imagine that it's my birthday so of course we got tonight. And what did I do trolled. The waitress up's a fucking Louis And like is there and you're like don't you open your mouth. Not a word was spoken the whole time time because it's fucking Montana's and if anyone's go there they know what they do with that fucking stupid helmet and bullshit. There's three victims only last night tonight. Three motherfuckers that we're subject to that shit because it's their birthday too and I was like what is with This Day because yesterday on the twentieth was my son's birthday turned eighteen. Makes me feel old. And then today my older cousin He's three years older than me. Turn Forty and she had three three years of a birthday to herself and then I still her thundered said. That's enough of that. You and I fucking was born three years later so our birthdays the exact same day. So then there's the three people in the fucking restaurant and I'm thinking motherfucker. There's no way this is happening to me. So finish as my food and everything else set up get ready to go and I grabbed the crane on and I start writing on the fucking paper on the table today. Is My birthday zoo. Ain't telling Y'all that thirty seven too old for helmets. Put a plate over it to cover it so when they remove it. They'll see that they'll be like that son of a bitch gone away already out the door car in Ghana dust how much I wanted to show back into the restaurant. It was his birthday the also I mean. He laughed hear me. I always wanted to get that whole treatment and every time I did it would be crap if he half astern. Nothing special at all and I got all disappointed. Shit it's weird dude like I I don't know for me it's like it's another day. You know what I mean I mean it's cool. People want to celebrate that Shit. Whatever and I'm not against that is just just like I? I don't know why people sometimes people get in their heads that like they reached a new age and all of a sudden they literally feel that day like as if they fucking just age decade. I'm like it's fucking day. It's a number it's in your head and you're letting it fucking just get out of control. I never felt any different. You know now you'll early woke up and you're like Oh okay Yeah I do my thing like I contact you eye contact fucking whoever ever and I'm just like whatever you know it's another fucking day and I'm GonNa go to the gym You know I got messages from all sorts of people boom things like that. I do appreciate it. Got Some weird fucking messages to that. I was like really. Wow what a day like you know. Oh you pick any day but don't you hate when people use the excuse for your birthday to contact you like I've had happened in the past but there's just a gateway for conversation nation but today you had some person try to ask you for favor. Like legit hey happy birthday. Oh by the way it. Can you do this for me. From one of my understanding the happy Bertha came after the fact. Well Shit right and I'm like that can even have the nerve to say I was like wow like I don't know if I should commend commend you for pretending to give a fuck that it's my birthday But seems like in everyone's opinion it was somebody trying to use my birthday as a fuck in in conversation starter to ask for a favor and I. It's like really that's fucking smooth. That's classy thanks a lot. You know I don't even fucking fucking no you. Thanks but no thanks. It's like good Lord. You couldn't even use facebook a reminder to help you remember like if I'm out okay and a supporter of mine. If a fan of my shit sees me as like hey you know it's fucking I don't care if it's my birthday fucking fans like can I get a picture with you or something or you know. Can I talk to you for a second because I fucking know who you are. I have no problem with that. That's okay that's totally fine. I'm more than happy to do. You know what I mean. Maybe if those other people didn't leave I I would have been like one dollars. Birthday is and if they told me I'd be like what's up birthday twin And meet them. You know what I mean. I have no problem. That's who I am Fuckin- lively mother fucker like that. But for someone I don't even know oh to just be like. Hey there's something you could do to benefit my shit and just I don't know it seems tacky to me you know yeah very tasteless. I mean you told me about it and I was like really disgusted to say the least. It's like you don't even support my shit. You know what I mean. You don't listen to my shit you don't care you you just bucking the see that unknown. There's something I can do for you and lake really it's disheartening. In a way. I I guess I don't know I just feel like it wasn't the move but you know he's thrown. I suppose it is what it is but the funny thing he is like you know when you go out for your birthday restaurants you ever noticed some places give you really sweet deals if it's your birthday other place to be like Oh yes screw you. We're not even giving you a cupcake right. We're just going to humiliate Montana's the helmet can give you a fucking. cupcakes is GonNa Abuse Asti Helmet. Everyone else's warn you about it and I'm like now. I slipped out of there. There was this one Chinese buffet take place so you know where we were both living at one point same city. They actually did a good deal like I think it. I don't think it was free. But whoever's birthday it was it. Got Fifty percent percent off their buffets. But you had to show ID. I'm like you know what that's a great market because otherwise it's like everybody's fucking birthday. Of course they would lose money in that but had to on the day of before or after and a couple of. My friends always did that. Because then it's like go. Yeah you can justify going out at a little a little more you know. You don't feel like you're spoiling yourself. Or whatever if you're saving eighty percent you know I know people some people who fucking have to worry about that kind of thing so I get it you know I used to be one of those people were couldn't justify going out I couldn't afford it. It's crazy you know the enemy comes along. It's like okay cool. Do you know what like when you go well. You don't always have to make the most extravagant dinner. It's nice to not have to worry about the price. Shit you know I. I know not everyone in that boat so you know I get it. I'm forgotten what that's like. Course you know to to fucking live you know scarcely and not have much but I it's like I said you know birthdays days. Really make me look back and be like fuck dude. I am somebody that for all intents and purposes probably should not be here today talking to Y'all right now now and I'd say that coming from a place of like for those that don't know my history is as day one life fucking really was stacked against wants me. You know what I mean. No motherfucking in my old man was not really there when he was it. Wasn't you know. Usually a positive visited experience. Let's say that and you know just kind of with the way. My life started out no way I went through all this shit. It became in most people's view like like a foregone conclusion that I was never gonna be shit and that was understandable. Because you know all things considered and I was like fuck that once I to figure out what it is. I'm meant to do fuck all of you. I'M GONNA shove it down your throat. I don't need your sympathy and I don't need you making excuses for me and then it was Zeno Fuck. You Ain't GonNa do shit. You Ain't nothing you ain't GonNa be nothing. And then I became more successful than any one of those mother fuckers. That ever said that Shit so how you know. I survived being homeless at fifteen being on the streets survive. Fuck and starvation. A lot of times survived a lot of shit even fucking being in a dark place. Depression wise fuck in alcohol addiction back in the day when I was younger and fucking you know suicide attempts and and things of that nature. And it's like I'm fucking now here and I have like people saying I saved their fucking life with a video that I did about suicide where I was really open about it and fucking you know it just blows my mind that I was you know what I mean. You're saying that I save your fucking life it's crazy absolutely You know and then become accessible and fucking everyone knows my name and Shit and my shows heard all over the world and this is just an outlet for me to fuck in an opinionated motherfucker there fucker so I just use it to kind of say what I need to say. You know what I mean. It's not like my bread. Muder man you know what I mean I did all this other crazy shit. And that's how I made my fucking name out there. This is just one of those things you know now that you know me you know why not fucking but I never expected this. You know less than thirty shows is recorded and hundreds of thousands of listeners in fucking parts of the world I haven't even seen yet. It's crazy so if you look back in and then you look at like young and make mistakes and do some stupid shit and Blah Blah Blah. And now look where you're at or you're giving people advice on their health within their lives and how not give up on yourself and feel like life's fuck in hand as dealt to you. Is You know the difference maker Acre. It's how you play the cards that are dealt to you man and you know what I mean to be able to do like fucking even Public speaking at schools and shit like that and it was crazy to do you know and be like I'm a high school dropout and I am fucking successful. You know you know who I am and I never finished high school but I went to college. You know what I mean. I fucking enlisted with the military I fucking on businesses. And here I am now doing in what you know me to do. And you can fucking overcome shit just the same so to think. I think that I came from such a fucking like almost certain in most people's mind fucking foregone conclusion inclusion that I was never going to amount to shed and here I am now. I don't see their names all over the Internet. I don't fuck in you know. See them with their own platforms or you know any kind of success to be heard of and you know it's like it blows my mind that I I did it. I fucking was so driven. I guess by wanting to shove that down their throats make them eat their words that you know fucking fucking never let anything stop me you know and is just crazy to look back at it all and be like man. I was an idiot. I did a lot of dumb. I did so much dumb shit as a younger cat. And they're still fucking people out there that whole thing's against me from when I was a kid so I'm not I wasn't a fucking adult out. Then I was a fucking kid trying to figure his life out and trying to fucking be an adult at the same time and it just doesn't doesn't ever work. Does it. Now what I mean now. I'm one of the more charitable motherfuckers you know that has ever made anything of themselves. Always trying to help people whether it's is financially or fuck in you know like just talking to people and trying to you know steer them in the right fuck indirection. Get them off their addiction. Get them fuck in out of the mindset that because they fucked up in school that they can't be something more of that you know because they are going through tough times that that's going to define them fuck that you know I'm doing all this shit for these people and it's like just a few years back. I never would have been in the position of fucking advising anybody on Tom. I mean it was a kid. I think that goes for all of us when we were younger. We do stupid things and maybe we say things or do things that you know. It seemed right at the time but when you get older like oh but like you said when people still harp on it and that it's like come come on I was mold knows and so funny that people that know your your life that you came from. Don't even consider that instead. Dead of fucking dealing with things the way you should have been maybe A. You're fucking still trying to deal with the traumas you had gone through and you know trying to figure the best way to deal with that and of course you can find all the worst ways I you know. That's part of growing up as part of fucking life. You know what I'm saying absolutely so you'RE GONNA go growth through that and you're GonNa Fuck in stumble and you're GonNa make a lot of mistakes and you're GonNa fucking but what mistakes you make aren't what define who you are. It's what you learn. Learn from them and what you take from them and the fact that you improve if you don't try to be better European shit absolutely because you chose that you know what I'm saying. Yes US exactly but if you're trying to improve then your mistakes fucking going to happen. There's nobody that got great in life without fucking a whole bunch I well. Yeah I mean. Nobody's perfect and if you went through life never making a mistake. How the hell are you going to learn anything? This is why I always tell people like stop being a note all mother fucker. You know what I mean. Because here's the secret to flock in life. Never fucking be the smartest this person in the room because if you are you have absolutely nothing to fucking gain from that situation. You have no way of learning anything new do. The idea is to be surrounded by people smarter and more experienced than you so you might learn something so I always make sure. I'm the least educated motherfucker if I can help it and I like to surround myself with people are even more successful than I've ever been and you know then I can learn. Take my shit to the next level and how to be just better overall absolutely you know what I mean. And it's just like if you're the smartest person in the room the only only thing that that benefits As far as you go is your ego. You know what I'm saying and for some people that's enough they get off on that. But it's it's the people around you that are benefiting and you have nothing to gain. But you get your ego stroked you know what I mean and I think it's better to be surrounded by people much more intelligent than yourself that have learned from more experiences that you've had so then you can take bits and pieces from that information a and better yourself as well. You know what I mean. Yes you're going to learn from your own mistakes and your own experiences but if you can pick up some knowledge along the way it's a game changer man Oh my gosh yes absolutely. You know you can't put a price tag on knowledge and I remember my dad saying this to me. You should try and learn something new every day and you know what he's absolutely right absolutely and I always fucking research things try to learn more and I also always tell. Oh people do something. That sucks everyday. Callous your mind because then no matter what happens when life throws some hard shit at you. You're fucking already prepared. You didn't make a life of trying to find the most comfortable way to handle everything because life is never going to stop hating you some hard shit. No it's not. You know what I'm saying so I say do something that sucks every day because it builds character. That's a really good advice. Actually do something that other other people would not volunteer to do. Even if it's something like get the fuck out of bed at five. Am even though you didn't go to bed till midnight. You know what I'm saying so you can get that jump start on the shit you know you have to do anyway and yeah it sucks. It's easier to stay in a nice comfortable bed because you're still tired but you force yourself to do the hard thing and it's just a simple little once a day do something that sucks. Push yourself run a little further than you normally do. Lift a a little heavier than you normally do. Do a few more reps few more sets whatever it builds fucking character absolutely. You should always just try. I just strived to be better than you were. Yesterday I lived on the fucking street at fifteen in the middle of winter. So believe me everyday a sucked but I learned that I could survive things. I never thought I could So when Shit gets fucking you know hard down the road from then I I survived. It wasn't the most comfortable situation but I managed and then it made me appreciate becoming successful so much more more because I live every day like fucking I can have it all taken from me. I can all of a sudden wake up one day and nobody gives a fuck who I am and you know what I mean or I end up fucking waking up one day and I have nowhere to live because everything just went fucking tits up or whatever You know what I mean and never wants what I think man. If I didn't help all those people I would still have money now. Fuck that now. You know what I'm saying. I do what I think. Think is the right thing to do and I fuck in. I make sure that I do something that sucks everyday so I never forget where I came from. I think it just keeps you really humbled and it makes you just appreciate everything you have in life and not take things for granted. That's the worst thing to do is take do things for granted because nothing is promised to you. I mean hell anyone of us can wake up tomorrow and lose the ability to use our legs or arms like it's scary but it's true so like pissed be thankful for the small things in life. You know anything really just. Yeah I mean I don't really care about materials shit I haven't plenty fucking ton of it. I guess you know you know I I just. It's not important to me at all. I never hesitate to help somebody that truly needs it but I also have to draw a line when people are taking advantage and think because they know who I am As a person because they knew me before I became fuck in where I'm at now it's like you think all of a sudden i. Oh you something but when I had nothing I couldn't didn't get fucking ten minutes of your time because I wasn't deserving but now you wanna ask me for Shit you know what I mean like I have to have self respect absolutely Elena is pretty sad. How material items can totally change? People's perspectives of other. And then. They'll say you're the one that changed your fucking right. I changed because I had to become come protective of myself and open your eyes. I had to be aware of the things that I didn't want to acknowledge. And let's be honest. I would rather put every fucking dime of that money towards a complete stranger. That hasn't eaten today. Rather than fucking put it in your hands because you think because I knew you back in the day I owe you something. Yeah that's just not cool. I really I don't get it. I really don't like I. Why would you wanna just use someone like that especially if you have history with them? It's you know it seems to be the worst enemy for people like. Oh I'm your family or I've known you since day one so I'm entitled to a cut of the nobody thinks about how they treated you as family or day. One if you're talking about family family the ninety fucking percent of all they ever did was talk shit and never had any educated shit talk because they weren't even involved in my life to fucking know anything they just. Oh a bitter ex said something negative about you. It Must Be Gospel. It's got to be true so we're going to jump on that now on European European Shit because they say that you weren't a nice person you're fucking idiot. Let the hell are they take inside of them. Like frankly like shouldn't you any kind of on your family member side more. That's just my one would think but not in my bloodline so hence why you'll hear me say I have nothing to fucking deal with like ninety ninety percent if not more because that's why is what it is right so you know they're the ones that also fucking always said I would never be Shit said. Oh that's so hurtful not for me. I'll just motivational true. But I'm saying a blanket statement. That's one of the worst thing you could say to someone. There was nothing more. I want to see the look on their narcissistic fucking faces when they had to eat their words. Because I did more than they ever fucking. Have you know what it is. A great feeling. Isn't it I mean off on it. Well I have to say you know what I have to in my life like I went through my life being told by my instructors teachers that I was stupid. I wouldn't amount to anything and my I would never reach my career aspirations. I was told to give up to quit that. It wasn't for me so that just motivated me to push harder and I graduate from my program with high honors and I work in my desired field. And I'm really well respected active and I love what I do absolutely and like I said so you get it I do so. It's hit or miss but you know you always hope that it would be the driving force for someone not push themselves to achieve greatness. That's why we always get along because we kind of both had that you know mentality of understanding understanding what you know. There's two ways to deal with being told that you ain't shit and that you will never be shit it and that is you could buy in. You could own that and fucking live it and use that as your excuse. Well I never had any support or more. You could say fuck you. You're wrong fuck you. I'm right and you'll fucking see and then you're going to go and you're gonNA fuck and take over the world I absolutely absolutely and it's like you know if even if it was just from like you know figures of authority like you said instructors or you know family members parental figures. What not but when you're like France so-called friends are your whole like workers are students when they talk down to you condescending the S I had that so bad? I'm sure a lot of people have to I I personally. I was a bit of an outcast in high school. There's in high school. There's only two people I bother with if not just the one I've known her since Elementary School God lover but you know you go into school like in the same school. I went to the same schools. And you think your classmates are your friends in that and then they talk to you like you're Thomas a box of rocks. Let's just very condescending and put down like Oh. That's nice kind of like I do this semester. But you know what I kinda did little check INS yeah. I think I'm not trying to break but I did. Pretty Damn good. I think maybe better than some of them last time I checked thing right and again. Here's the thing here's why I stay as healthy as idea. People think there's no way I'm thirty seven. I don't get stressed out of a dumb shit. You know what I'm saying like. I don't in comparison listen to those same fucking people that had nothing positive to say about me now that I'm where I'm at especially. I think it burns their ass because now the shit talk and has started fucking even more but I have nothing to do with any of them and I don't even get mad about it. I don't care if anything I laugh and I'm like that sucks folks. I couldn't imagine being so fucking miserable like I said like I said to you earlier. Fuck in life is ten percent. What's thrown at you? You and ninety percent how you handle it and I choose to laugh at that bullshit and just be like well that sucks. I couldn't imagine being so miserable. Miserable that somebody that I have nothing to do with fucking upsets me so much. Because they're off doing their own thing and they're not giving me the attention. I so desperately desire I feel I deserve and that I need so desperately and so maybe if I say more negative shit they'll come back I can say something. Don't hold your breath because I really don't care like it's funny to me if anything. It's sad well. It is because it's like that person spent all that time and energy in their day and you know time is valuable. Not We can't get it back though. Spent all that time and energy thinking king and about you and yes and make themselves miserable for no real reason and then you know they came from all these good family homes and all this shit where they had none of the odds against them they had all the support in the world if they want to do things and fuck in all. Watch your kids for y'all do this. I'll fucking do that. What ever you need you need money? You need this. You need that you know what I'm saying when I was fifteen I was told when you turn sixteen. Don't bother getting your license cause you ain't driving my fucking car and there's no college fund for your ass 'cause you're just gonNA fuck it up and drop out anyway and all this other shit. I had no support whatsoever and I did all those things on my damn own after after leaving home. You know what I'm saying like I didn't fucking make excuses so I guess in hindsight and then I become successful more so than fucking anything nothing may ever done. And then it's Kinda like they look back at it and be like well majority of my life is fucking now wasted. And what have I done and the one that we said would never do shit. It is here now all over the fucking Internet every time we turn around. We're hearing about them. We're seeing links to his shit. We're fucking you know in it burns their ass because says I'm not feeding into that attention seeking bullshit or negative comments and things of that nature that you say to people that fucking wants new me that he thinks think's GonNa get back to me even when it does. I could care less. It doesn't bother me. I don't even react to it. You know what I mean all address it on the show because it's funny to me because it's conversation starter. Why that's the only reason I talk about on my shows because other people can relate exactly and it just shows how petty it is really? I could care less but I'm saying listeners. Probably can really in some facet in their life. There's a detractor that wants to put with them down and say this that thing and they have that choice to feed into the negativities or do I just fucking leave it alone and live my life and continue to enjoy life. I enjoy fucking every day. I have a blast and fucking day. You know what I'm saying. I'm not one of those people that's pissed off. Every day wakes wakes up and you know fuck this because I fucking know how my life used to be and I have no reason to play now so you know what I mean the fact act that fucking I could wake up. Check my numbers and see that. There's people in countries I've never been to religiously listening to my fucking show because they give a shit what I have to say that blows my mind man that humbles the Fuck Outta me and I'm like wow that means so much you know what do I have to be mad about nothing. You know what I'm saying like because some idiot that that fucking never was a part of my life still talk shit like they know everything. How why should that bother me? Doesn't fucking bother me. That makes them look pathetic. It does does. He still are on that. How many years has it been like time to move on? You don't fucking know anything about the person I am today. Because you've I've had nothing to do with me and vice versa. For fucking how many years. But you still WanNa talk like you're an expert that just makes you look stupid. Like why should I be pissed about that. That just fucking cracks me up to you can't feed into the negativities and the time of day. Don't feed the trolls exactly you. You know what I mean and I just so I looked back at. You know what I would've done at a different age and I would've fed into that something fierce. I would accustomed the fuck out. I would've fuck in you know. Just really let them have it and now I just laugh and shake my head. I'm like how sad how fucking sad you know and I can look back at where I've come from WHO I am today and I don't really give myself any credit. That's it's not the way. I'm you know hardwired. But the people closest to me say you've come so fucking far because you're always open about the mistakes acce- made as a younger cat and things of that nature and all the Shit you've gone through that really you know you could have been a fucking terrible person because of it all but here you are helping people all the time and you know you're fucking straight up into the point with people you're always trying to improve and things like that always always trying to help people and do charitable shit. They're like Yo fucking. You've come a long way and I'm proud of who you are. That makes me happy man. If the people that I love the most can say they're proud of who are the fucking Ham than what do I care about. People that have never actually been an active part of my life. You see me on rare occasion you think you know Shit. Come on yeah. Clearly they don't so why would that opinion means shit to me. When it's not an educated opinion I remember when you're fucking eighteen? You piece of Shit Okay. I'm thirty fucking seven and you can research me now motherfucker and you'll see what I've done and it's all positive so you want to hold hold on to that bullshit that you heard from some bitter aspects of mine that I did this at eighteen or whatever that's cool God it's just like just move on people bowl read a book or something crying out loud talk stamps or something. I don't know Jeeze I abso- APPs on phones like fuck dude like Holy Shit. It's just so unhealthy. It's so weird to me. It's like okay you're still L. Salty. That's nice it's like borderline obsessive is like that holding that bullshit in affects you. Not not the person that you're holding the grudge against. It doesn't work that way. No physically speaking that grudge is like a cancer in your system because of the negativity that creates in the energy that it creates the all the stress that it puts on your body and eats at you every time. You hear that that person's name and it does Abso fucking lutely nothing to me So what's the point. There is no point really. It's the I guess the bottom line is you know. Don't hold onto the past and harp over things that are so miniscule especially when the only fucking being information you have is from some bitter ass acts like it's so unheard of that an excess salty because shit didn't work out. I bet you not one ever fucking told you fucking faults in the relationship though because why would they. It doesn't work that way. They're always the saint and the the other person's always the SCUMBAG. That's just how it has to be right. Yeah unless of course it's a mature situation where people just say okay. Sometimes things don't work we didn't click the situation way she wasn't right. Whatever but do you ever notice is usually the women that always paint the mandate look like the bad guys are not even getting into that Eh? Let's not go into coaching that. Let's let's stay are adds another fucking argument for another day could go on on and on and you know when I tried to own any fault because I was still going through some shit and I told my son's owns mom before he passed that you know I really had to apologize to her for being a Shitty fucking fiance because I felt like I let her down and she said to me flat out and I haven't writing still because it meant so much to me. You weren't shitty anything. Sometimes things just don't work out and I that meant so much to me and she's like in your damn good provider. Because I'd never expected to get all these things from you that you've sent me Eh to help me with the hospital stays and things like that to keep my mind off things. And she's like it really means a lot and I never would have asked you for anything like that and you just felt felt the need to provide it and you've provided for him so you know and I had that in writing and immense so much to me and I'm alive and yet they're still morons that would be like. Oh they have bad blood and fucking. He's such a piece of shit off because it fits their fucking agenda and they're trying to get attention and they wanNA feel justified defied in their hatred in their garage. And it's like I. I will never understand why somebody feels the need to create a problem problem and a beef. That's not there and take sides in something that is none of their fucking business just so they can create some more reasons to be negative. I don't get it. You'll understand that. Honestly I really don't either myself like this has nothing to fucking do with me. This is absolutely none of my fucking business. I need need to step in here with an opinion and be and be like fuck you because of this it because of that. Okay if I released all the fucking Shit that I haven't writing Europeans would be the fucking window and you look like a fucking idiot That never should have stuck your nose where it doesn't belong. Yeah so go fuck yourselves. It's like you're not that type of person. You don't hold grudges or just dwell over pettiness or WanNa do miniscule things like that and I take responsibility for my fault. I don't fuck and say oh we've never had bad times and I never fucking made the wrong decisions in said something I shouldn't have or whatever the fuck doc because it's bullshit we both always have. That's what happens when you love somebody and you're passionate about your relationship you're GonNa fight sometimes y'all going to be dicks to each other sometimes. I think it's natural. It's normal you need about that belt and anything in life if people don't fight someone's full of shit exactly like nothing's ever completely picturesque and perfect and if it is there's something wrong here and like you said the one person's full of Shit or both you. Yeah it's just a matter of WHO. Oh who wants to come clean exactly so you know what I mean but how that becomes everyone else is fucking business. And then they have to blow it up into something bigger than it ever was and mm fabricate shit just to try to paint you into a fucking pitcher but you know if people were to ask how much involvement do you have in that person's life because I've I've seen that motherfucker every day and I know that what you're saying is bullshit all of a sudden shut the fuck up because they have never been in my life. You know what I mean. Yeah you're never come for fucking no visitation. You've never fucking visit my house. I've lived in so many places. These mother fuckers have never stepped foot in but all of a sudden. You're an expert on my life. Fuck Outta here my gosh it's bitterness. It's stupidity it is and just wishful thinking of you. Know stuff. They they WANNA have that they can't. I'll tell one person I'm dating that. Hey if we ever split and it's kind of an ongoing joke if we ever split and you have something negative to say about me because you're mad because it didn't workout just run to my relatives because they'll kiss your fucking ass and it seemed like that's what people do. Oh Dear Eddie ongoing theme fuck I have nothing to do with them out of fucking fuck him fan club. I don't Care Gosh more. Hey how's that affecting my life. It's not but at least it's kind of an ongoing running joke here so pretty fucking happy person you are. Oh yes you arming. Considering I mean everyone has their down days even you know you say to vote myself that you never see me matter down and when you have. It's like Breyer. You're stupid. That's mad to you. I'll be like I'm sorry I'm Pissy or whatever and you're like I need a better best friend because yeah I need someone on my level of rage Now get pissed off too much what I do I can get past something really worth getting pissed about but I don't all dwell in it live there. I just get it out of my system and I moved the fuck on 'em that's the best way to be you know so I mean that's why people are like you don't look thirty seven. 'cause I don't fucking treat everything like the end of the world I am. You know what when you do stress about that knocked like everything like you said is the end of the world that Shit stress as you and I don't bottle of shit if I'm thinking about my son and it really hits me hard I'm GonNa fucking have my mom and I have a breakdown and I fucking let it out and get yourself get off my chest. This has deny fucking move forward fucking tried to remember a positive way. You know what I mean and and fucking I don't dwell on things. I don't stew in things things I don't bottle things and I don't hold grudges because I could care less. I'd rather just not think about those people and just be like. Oh talking shit about me again. That's cool that's a shame now. We'll screw you guys. I got this like like it'll it's a vicious cycle never end I don't care like I just laugh and I'm like that's fucking in sad after all these years. They're still talking shit. Okay that's fucking funny. You know not the new here I guess because they're not relevant and didn't fucking my name's like you know all over the fucking place if you look for it it is what it is. You'RE GONNA fuck in try to say some new shit to discredit me or whatever who cares. What have you done with your life? You know what I mean everything you have someone else paid for at the end of the day so now you can tell yourself otherwise but We know the truth. You can tell all your little followers to whatever the fuck you all the XS and Shit but you know what's really going China. I mean why bullshit exactly but I mean who cares exactly and it's like you know people just WanNa live in the idealistic idea. Listrik fantasy worlds on social media. Oh yeah that's all bitterness. It just makes you look like a miserable kind. It does earn people to shake their heads. Ads are like Oh. Here's my entertainment for today and let's face it. I think we've all done on. I know myself like I'll go through my feet and I'm like here's my entertainment for today. Someone being salty and bitter. That's what I said about facebook right. There's those analytics show that the most traffic you're GONNA get on a post is when it's something that upsets people are and when it's negative when his drama based no one wants that everyone wants to talk about what a fucking harsh world it is and how ugly of a world it is but nobody. Nobody wants to acknowledge the good. You know what I mean. It doesn't get the kind of traffic that the negative does. Everybody wants to fucking Baskin Baskin. Somebody else's misfortune. It makes them feel better about their situations rather than improving their situation. People just like oh at least. That's not me. Yeah let me get off on your fucking misfortune. That's why I always tell people man. Don't post your bullshit on social media because you know now. Eighty percent of people don't care and twenty percent or glad it's not them. Yeah it's just why. Why do the why put others down and be like oh at least it's not me? It's just just come up your fucking life if they're so toxic and move on exactly. That's what I do cup. Ties like a motherfucker and you know what your life has improved greatly absolutely started doing that. You've got quite a few people from your life and I personally noticed a big change for the better. I mean you my best friend. So you're gonNA fuck and be straight up with being told me the truth you're going to see it just as much as anyone else Rian said at the same thing. She's like I see it. Alexa said the same thing. Like the more you cut people in your life the fucking better mood year. Oh absolutely or it's just this there. Same Bullshit Dan Day of where you just roll your eyes and you're like Oh God again like the okay. This is not funny anymore. It's sad really and it's just like my God get some help. What is wrong with you? It's so funny I remember Alexis saying that. She's like I struggle to cut people in my life and when they should be cut out and then you are fucking the contrast your fucking Edward Scissorhands over there. Just fucking bye bye I it would just go to the point. Where like honestly on fucking social media on facebook my homepage? Nine Times at a ten Fuckin- says adds some friends to get some things showing up here. What's going on God because my friends listened so fucking minimal? Oh that facebook. Like I ain't got no damn I don't have any friends. Fuck that adding people just to have my fucking time online filled up with bullshit and drama or my personal favorite people selling shit. You're not interested schemes. Oh God stop. Can we just establish that rate now. I know it's totally off topic but when you're a little fucking MLM's scheme or are fucking some pyramid scheme. Please stop fucking telling people that you're self employed and have your own business because it's an insult of mother fuckers. That have their own business. You did not do any any of the work. You are fucking making someone else money if you're making anything at all so let's start with this fucking I'm self employed and independent Shit. It's fucking pyramid scheme. Cash grab where the founder of it is getting money and you're getting hosed and it's what you're just a representative dry fucking risking everything you have to start your own business before you fucking start saying you're self employed and to be honest a lot of times it should really only be considered the side hustle. If if that yeah don't fucking tell me I worked for Avon I'm self employed. I got some fucking news for you. That's not your own business breath. No here representative yes. Sell the product for someone else. Sheep that they fucking put out there like the drug meal for the big cartels bartels saying I'm self employed. I got some fucking bad news for. Yeah no you're not. You're collateral damage matter your collateral fucking damage if you go tits up bankrupt. Lose Your House because you thought that was employment. Do you think Avon gives a fuck. They're not fucking bailing you out now nor do they fucking care because they're not gonNA lose their money now and they're not losing sleep at night either so that applies to whatever. Your Little Pyramid scheme is so. Stop fucking saying you're self employed. Her drives me nuts. Like I said I really only understand if it's like you know you're doing it as a side Gig co- at that exactly or or like I have a friend. She just had a baby so she's on madly but she still has her career and doing nothing wrong with that. She's not fucking saying saying I'm self employed and independent now. Okay no here. Well she's on maternity make executive again. Nothing wrong with that ought to be like. Oh I own my own business Avon was not founded by you motherfucker. Now got some bad fucking news coming your way that Shit has been established. And we'll keep on going when your ass is broken tits up and can't fucking afford to live there still going to do fine so that's obviously not your business is is it nope the you'll do fine with or without insulting to people that put everything on the fucking line to start their own business because because if it's not successful they are fucked. They can't pay their rent or their mortgage or fucking eat. You know eat or provide for their fucking family but they have that faith in their business that this is going to work. That's a gamble that you have to take to make your business fucking takeoff and your little pyramid schemes. You know nothing about that now. It's just my gosh like so basically at the end of the day. Don't don't greet yourself with those people that risk everything they got for their business and there they created and they believe the equivalent to saying. Oh I quit smoking what you're vaping. You traded one fucking habit for another let's stop bullshitting people honestly anyways I don't WanNa get into that fucking that's way off base way off topic the birthdays for me I I don't do the cake thing. I just I don't like the sugar I just I get more into the fuck. An in introspective. Look at how far you've come and it's not always blown sunshine and rainbows up your own ass. It's kind of like okay. Here's still what needs to be improved improved by. Look how much you've done which shows you can fuck and work on those things too. So I don't know maybe I need to work on not calling people to fuck get so much. Well maybe they deserve it so well. We need someone to be the mediator as honest and I think you're the perfect rick one so maybe you don't give job title up yeah. I don't think that's going to change. I think that's just who I am. How long programs So I don't think that's going to anywhere perfect but I don't know I just I look back at a lot of things and I cringe at some of the shit and I'm like fuck. Yeah I was dumb but then it Kinda makes you like men you fucking really became somebody else and that's cool. It is so I don't that's a good thing in a way it's a positive fucking retrospective. Look I guess well. It's just a moment of positive reflection and growth. Yeah I think you should fucking be able to look back on you know your high school days and Shit and cringe. It'd be like wow. That was dumb. I think that's important because if you look back at it you still L. Agree with all of it. You're an idiot you haven't changed a bit. You have not improved at all. You haven't you haven't grown at all. If you fucking look back at it and see nothing wrong all I have to absolutely agree with you harder. You cringe the more you've grown in human being and you know what the best way to go about that and help you realize realized that is when you get those lovely. Oh this many years ago you posted this and you look at it. You're like what the fuck was. I think that's where you you were at that time. So you have to understand that to balance it is but it's just like you said it's always a perfect time for self reflection and to see how how far you've come and grown absolutely because I mean you know to me again. It's not like New Year's where you're GONNA look back at all the fucking promises you made for that era you may or may not have accomplished Sticking to but it's the age thing it's like wow at twenty seven I was fucking up community and twenty seven drinking myself to death. I didn't want to be here. I didn't fucking care about myself. Well it's like if I look back at myself off at nineteen and versus twenty nine. I'm like I was not mature and I was unfortunately that young kid that I know everything in that It's just arrogant. I think we all go through that. And it's just now at least I can look back and be like wow at least I'm not a person is when you're a teenager. You can't be told nothing when you hit your twenties as you think. Well I'm an adult. I fucking everything and then try having a kid at that age too. Like when you're fucking nineteen you have your first kid and you think you fucking are are so grown and know everything and you're just fucking up left right and center Dr in years. Just still a kid you know trying to deal with your TRAUMAS TRAUMAS and trying to raise a kid and find their this world and never fucking works. No and you're dealing with you know the mother who's younger than you that that still trying to figure their life and it's just like you know you're GonNa make a lot of mistakes along the way that's what being young is and and you know but to hold. Graduation shared. I think is just not productive. It's not healthy. It's not it's not productive. It's not healthy. It's getting nobody nowhere and you know but that's my view so anyways I'm going to wrap this up but you know I just don't think garages are fucking useful anyway. I don't think they're good for anyone know. That really aren't so and I will say I'm personally guilty. Not of not letting things go all the time friends do. Yeah and even my own mother will. Sometimes you like really late. Come on go let it go but some lakes hodge just me but hey like I said I'm still growing every day and so are you. We all are as the point. I think you have to be conscious just about that and make it a point. You know what I'm saying and just wake up with an agitated gratitude every day and fucking treat yourself better take care of your body and the mind mind you know. We'll follow absolutely physical. Health goes hand with mental. Yes a healthy body is a healthy mind and and mentally. I think I'm in a better place I've ever been in because I been taking care of my body for years and I feel better. I'm fucking you know. And you focus on your own mental health to better letting all the negative go and just kind of laughing at the fucking stupidity of the negative and the trolls and the fucking you know the grudge holders and Shit. It just legitimately cracks me up and I'm like I shake my head and you know you're Kinda my sounding board as my best friend. Come to you and I'm I'm like what the fuck am I even supposed to like. Think of that like honestly I don't know how to react to it. It's so fucking nonsensical. Oh my God I know some stuff Offi county with. I'm just sitting there like what the actual fuck after all these years. Somebody still has something to fuck and say about me and it's like I don't even mention their name because I don't even give them a second thought or the time of day and here they are. I've had them blocked for like fucking in years and it's like really yep bill named people once in a while I find like the poke their ugly heads out and see what's going on. It's crazy I don't know when the fuck I became the center of your universe but it's Kinda sad or they actually stopped thought about you and when out of their way. It's I assure you that I want no part of the space in your head that I'm taking a rent free. I never asked for it you no nor do I want it. You should just let it go but each their own right. Well what can you do. I mean I can't stop evil but I'm not gonNA reciprocate and I'm not GonNa fuck in the fire. We'll talk about it on the show again because then people can relate and there was like cool. I'm not the only one and maybe it'll help them. React better her to it rather than feed the fire and you know hate begets more hate right now. It's not healthy for anyone. It's not productive and the world got enough of it so why contribute absolutely you know. Be The change people you know. Don't be a hypocrite and bitch which about something and then due to you know what I'm saying and don't preach about all the negativity in the world and then feed into that negatively with more negatively because then you're not not a fucking solution you're part of the problem so you know slash go because it only hurts you. You know what I'm saying the more you argue the more. They think they're right. The more fucking you put out some kind of passionate fucking you know counter argument the more. They think that they're justified defied. Because you put so much energy into your response and you that's all that's all they see. They don't listen to understand. They listen to react so there you go. You know what I'm saying Just don't bother fuck it. Don't give them the power. Take it away and you know do you something like this more constructive and just put there for other people. So then they realize they're not the only ones that have to deal with that crap and tell them to deal with it in a better way and maybe things will change absolutely or maybe they won't. I don't know well all we can do is just hope for the best and be better than we were yesterday. Absolutely we're never going to be perfect whether we never stop trying to be better. I guess absolutely anyways we interrupt this up. I ain't getting. It should be Yonex Kids to steal my damn lawn so I'm GONNA go out and walk on your lawn. Wait read yell at me now. I live with the right man. I'll get your ass later. Yeah we'll see next signings for spending my birthday with destruction of fearing yes no.

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S2 Ep. 3 Stop It You're Old! Social Media's Creepy Side, Tattness The Troll.

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S2 Ep. 3 Stop It You're Old! Social Media's Creepy Side, Tattness The Troll.

"Welcome Ladies and gentlemen a Mercedes Kinda sentiment luxury and trust in me to honor the free we we should be son's outbursts to me. That's e guys welcome to the PODCAST fucking. I'm I'm telling Ya. Social media's a motherfucker ain't it all my God yes it's it's fucking I don't even have the words for this bullshit anymore. More neither do I some days. I'm just thinking to myself. Why the hell do I still bother? Do you ever get like invited to groups and like you think okay cool you know I usually. It's a pretty much what you expect it to be. By the time you end up getting invited new group you except in. It's like what the fuck did I get myself into. Um I think I'm talking to me and I may have left the group but I can't recall any I'm in off the top of my head. You know well for dudes it's like Probably Leagues Different Lights. I invited into these groups by friends of mine and Shit. It's usually dude related groups like you know what we do we bust each each other's balls. We just fucking talk all sorts of bullshit in you know make fun of each other you know shit about cars sports whatever the fuck. MMA all that great shit. So I joined and in this particular group. It's nothing like that at all. It's just nonstop pitchers of like fucking young women that you know our models obviously wearing next to nothing ship fine fair enough. You know models do their thing and that's great but but then you see these fucking old dudes old enough to be their grandfather with these fucking disgusting comments. That just like I'm no prude. But for Fuck Sakes Dude like it makes me like shudder so gross I cringe so fucking hard and it's like that's disgusting did. Yeah I mean you've shown me some of the comments I'm like what the fuck right so you know me. I'm a fucking trolled that like I don't troll people in the sense of like saying Shit just to make people mad or fucking and say tasteless classless fucking Shit. I troll people people by being that guy that says what other people probably should say but their better judgement says. Nah You know. I'm not getting into this and I will call people the the fuck out so you know there's one in particular that one common thing that I see a lot of is these old fuckers that are constantly you know saying that she's not attractive. Because fucking too much ink to many tattoos Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah so. I finally had enough of this shit and I was like yeah you know. I'm pretty sure that when she was getting that ink she didn't panic about the fucking possibility of a bunch of dudes old enough to be her fucking grandfather not finding her sexually attractive anymore because she has too much ink. I'm sure that was the least of her fucking worries. And then some fucking Dick head pokes the the bear and has the respond and kind of out some self saying Oh you must mean us old guys. Wow Wow yeah that's exactly what the fuck. I'm pretty sure I was fucking you know kind of to the point with that clear and so Fuckin- this idiot goes on further to show his level of class or lack thereof and says some more disgusting I shed and he's like you know. Yeah you know some of US prefer are women to look like women and not con like comic books and Blah Blah Blah. Okay first of all you fucking delusional fossil to call them. Are Women like you fucking talking even fit the age range to be in that dating pool and take ownership and use words like that. That shows that you're possessive. Your fucking piece of garbage garbage can so I don't really need to say much because you've kind of exposed yourself and what kind of class of individual you are but you know me. I can't leave well enough alone. No I was gonNA leave it alone and I was like not going to respond to this because this idiot basically just prove. Prove my point and I'm like you know I'm I'm that devil on my own shoulder like who the fuck are you kidding. You are so going to respond to that in the best way you know how so. I responded with a Gif of fucking Chris Hansen. Peaking in lie in saying fuck in Have a seat. I have some questions for a haven't yet gotten a response from the dealer on the roof but is it just me. Am I the only one that does this. But when somebody like says something a certain caliber of fucking stupid you just feel the need to Kinda like create their fucking profile. I don't know what it is. I don't know I just. I feel this overwhelming. Need to see the face from which the stupidity has poured out of. I just need to know what I'm dealing with and I look at this news profile and my fuck it's endless entertainment honestly. Yeah what did you find Biz motherfuckers from like Chicago. Posting fucking pitchers proud to be Italian while he wears this cowboy hat and plaid shirt so walker through Texas. Fuck boy here has not said a word yet in response. Because it's like I think he's kind of mulling it over and realizing that he just prove move my point and essentially backed up everything that I just said. And it's like why is the Internet such a creepy fucking place frigging now but man. There are a lot of fucked up people out there. I really don't think that when you're like fuck in you know when you turn forty to the day that fucking Lincoln Lincoln was assassinated. I don't think young women in their twenties and Shit rarely want you got out there fucking pitchers and making disgusting fucking comments and I don't think it's endearing to them in any way shape or form and I really don't think they're concerned if you like. They're fucking amount of tattoos or not. I Betcha Safe Bat. They could give a fuck less. What the fuck you think exactly? That's the only time she's GonNa even show she gives a shit if like a she's a prostitute two or be you have a ton of money and that's all she's interested in if she's that type of fucking exactly if she's highly doubt it the fact that she's a model title obviously she's doing her own thing. Earning her fuckin- money you know. And there's nothing wrong with that in this Kinda Shit happens all the fucking time you now Brianna fuck in yet. This shit happening all the time. Alexi used to fucking getting. They're both models right. Once Alexa got involved with me. It was like that stop. That came came to a screeching halt. And then she just stopped using fucking social media because of it. brianna still gets lease creepy old flux in her. Em's and shit you know saying filthy. Do things and it's like dude. Ill like really. What the fuck you know gauge your audience Bro? You know if they're like fucking king not even thirty yet or just turned thirty year. Fuck in like you know on your way to the fucking retirement home then. Guess what probably not interested. I didn't hearing what you think of their fucking physical appearance. It's fucking gross did it. I mean a friend of mine has got like these dudes that are like forty now. She's considerably a younger. She's younger than me. And you know they're constantly trying to ask her as a friend and Shit and we all know why. Have One fucking reason one reason only and that's bad not enough but this shit's like next level. You know what I mean like. That's fucked up to like Messages comments in Shit telling these fucking women what you think it limits. I can no one ask Bro. You know and it's like imagine if you found your grandfather fucking posting these kind in a nasty ass like super fucking light graphic comments to girls your age. How gross is that? I'd be seal so disgusted discussed it. And I mean what's worse when you encounter in real life and I have but in the workplace and on the man does have in cognitive issues but man's vulgarity. That comes out of them. And it's like you know someone so much older saying that someone way younger than Oh my God. Yeah you know these dudes you know maybe you thought your real fucking tiger in the fucking bar scene back back in your day you know probably forty seven thousand years ago when dinosaurs roamed the fucking earth but Nah Not so much. Now you know these these fucking women that are like late twenties. Probably don't WanNa hear your stories about your first part time job as a waiter at the Last Supper uh-huh and I guarantee you. They're not turned on watching you. Pop Your Viagra thinking that tonight's the night you got a chance it's fucking gross. It is and it's like God like there's this funny thing I learned that you could do you find someone attractive but saying Shit's probably not appropriate. You could actually admire Meyer. Their appearance silently. And not say fucking anything fucked up you can just shut the fuck up and move on with your life and not cree people out exactly. That's a that's an option. Believe it or not. It's it's really cool. It's like the lesser known option. Because a lot of people don't choose it as the smart option. I know that dude that that I have to call people out just because I can't keep my mouth shut because I'm not wired that way I have to fuck in say some shit and be like dude you'd you're fucking gross and I screen shot that Shit. I sent it to a friend because I know they'll appreciate it and it's like how fucked up is this. This like and to compare women to comic books because they have some and it just shows how old you fucking are because everybody has fucking these days as they pretty much like one in three if even yeah you know how like fuck. I hope. There's not a female there in in her late twenty s that's getting Tad. He's done thinking. I sure hope that this doesn't stop fucking so-and-so's You know fucking Viagra from work tonight tonight. Because he's not into my inc like come on it so you know like I said because he was like. Oh you mean old news. Hey if the shoe fits wear bro. Oh Bite In his case like I said if the cane works fucking walk with it he fucking Geriatric Thunder motherfucker. You don't like fucking pedals. Men and this guy is like bordering on that shit hard. Gosh especially one is really like when the girl's really young you show like a model. And she was probably looked about nineteen and again filthy messages. Saying these things are going to sooner and first of all these women are never gonNA see these comments. Because they're not supposed in the pitchers you fucking tool so you're basically just saying this shit to a bunch of other dudes which which really is unsettling you know what. What do you hope to get into this? Besides outing yourself as a fucking pig and a fucking old old pedal fucking pervert. You know what I mean like. It's fucking just fills. Why the Internet such a fucked up place? I don't know it's it's one of those weird things were when I see like yeah. That's officially enough Internet for today. I am done with social media for today because it's such a fucked up place. It's like my God and the people that come out of the woodwork. When you allow it or like you get like if you're a woman I've had this happen? I'm sure a lot of the female listeners can relate you see like your junk folder on like facebook or and these nasty message I get. I got one from this old faulk. The interesting being my sugar baby. At of course I was like what the actual fuck even live in in your area or anything from another country like the state dangerous. Be like each transfer me some money bitch never gonNA take a smart business like sure. Send me a bunch of money to show that. It's legit all talk. And then he sends me why ups like the APP cinema pitcher making him thank you. You're some creepy old dude from like this fucking group. So then he contacts that old fuck is it. I would do. Just let them meet each other and be like you're both fucked up. You deserve each other fucking creepy bastards creepy convention of like Nick just all Fox. That wouldn't know what to do with fucking beautiful young woman if they got the chance anyway heart attack and die exactly a piece as Qilya. You know I don't think anyone's put note for your fucking old ass. God unless like I said you know you're paying for our service of org cheese into just getting money away for you to die. So she can live lavish life of met a lot of women my my age and younger than me that you know that are in their thirties but younger than me and I have not yet. We'll we'll hunt Matt one that Ever fucking said you know one of my biggest turn. On's is the smell of Ben Gay and hip replacements. Really turn my crank the adult diapers. Yeah you know fuck in. It's just man is just not if your birth certificates written on a fucking scroll stop hitting on the young woman man. It's fucked up it is. I mean it's not an it's no one's business really but one is. I like weird when there's a large age gap between people like my parents for instance are twelve years apart. But I don't think it's really weird. I mean if it's legal and in its between two consenting adults that I don't really have an opinion but when it's on social media in your outing yourself at some kind of fucking like pig that should be on dateline nine NBC Yeah I'm GonNa fucking comment on that and be like you are fucked. You know what I mean and I'm not GonNa like just keep my mouth else shot man. I'm going to shame the fuck out of these pricks because they should fucking disgusted. Because I guarantee you nine times out of ten these mother fuckers granddaughter. The age of the fucking woman woman or soon to be the age of the woman. The pitchers and you know imagine saying that to your granddaughter. The five bucket ever saw one of those mother fuckers saying something like that's a my daughter I would be looking up addresses and motherfuckers would be you know fucking spitting out there dentures. One way or another easy Z.. Way The hard way I'll come kick the glass over that they keep their dentures Julia. Another on knocking your fucking teeth. The Oh my God but oh man it's so wrong and like Ainhoa. It is in on a serious note. It is sad to see like these files and this disgusting one child pornography never normally comment on shit. Because because like I just don't feed into the bullshit and there's so much negativity that I try to stay away from it and I've not one of those like I'm not gonNA argue with fucking strangers strangers on the Internet is stupid. You know what I mean. I'm just not that dude like I've got fucking so much better to do than flack in waste my time arguing unless strangers on the fucking Internet behind the screen. It's just stupid but I had to call them out on this because it's just fucked up and you know it turns out it like if you pay attention to facebook in particular there's like analytics that prove that the best fucking traffic traffic you will see on posts if you post something positive makes people fucking happy. You'll get some lakes get some happy faces or hearts or whatever the fuck right but the most traffic you're GONNA see on a post is when it's something that upsets people. So there's so much which propaganda now that gets posted just for the viewership because linked to it is usually ads for revenue and people will L. Debate and comment on these threads fucking all day every day for fucking months on end until something new pops up that pisses people off so. It's kind of like a brilliant scam in a way and we're just feeding into it. If we comment on Shit and get into these arguments with each each other over fucking things that are really just making other people rich. You know what I mean and So I avoid that but when I see fucking creepy repea- shit like that you know it's just so gross eventually you have to fuck and say something. Stop off man. You know what I mean. I'm going to be thirty thirty seven soon and if I was this say something half as perverted like that about a fucking like twenty year. Old people would lose their minds. So imagine when you're like fucking in your seventies and Shit and you're saying this shit about a fucking twenty year old thirty year old is fucking gross. You know what I mean gene and I wouldn't fuck and say anything like that about anybody fucking no matter. What their age? It's just you know hasn't class borough and it's like hey here's an idea. Keep your thoughts to yourself. You know 'cause it's fucking like it's not classy at all. It owes. What a fucking scumbag you are because you have no respect you know what I mean? I mean I can take a compliment like anybody else but if somebody was to say something that fucked up about me. 'cause they found me appealing to them in some way. Ah I wouldn't really take it as much of a compliment more like you. What the fuck somebody check that motherfuckers lamp shades for fucking human flesh? Because it's fucking like you gotta be a certain level of fucked up. Am I wrong now. Not at all to think that's acceptable in public. Like you know what is stopping your daughter or granddaughter or your wife from joining this grief. The seeing the shit you're saying about these young fucking women or employer exactly are one of the guys buddies are whoever sending it to them and being like. Hey Do you know what buddies doing here right. You know what I mean. So it's like why don't people think before they do stupid shit. That's why it's like you know people just don't use social media appropriately necessity in terms of like your employment. That's a huge one. They can easily look you up. Not You can change all your security settings in that. But you've got to be careful man. There's some really gross things and I mean like again what stopping anybody. Anybody from You know seeing this Shit Emmy and like what the fuck you know what I mean and you know hell you never know who seeing the shit. What what if the father of the fucking model you know? And and they're unhinged themselves and they know a guy you know what I mean that can give up up some fucking addresses right quick and find that shit out and next thing you know you know I mean especially in the US that there's some fucking people that will handle. There's you know what what I mean. They don't play that Shit when you talk about their child like that Fuck in the sun you know and I don't blame them. I don't condone go onto someone's house in like blowing their fucking head off or whatever but it does happen right. You know what I mean and You know I mean who's GonNa fucking really lose sleepover a fucking dirtbag getting you know what he asked for but high wouldn't be missed you know. It's like what the fuck have some decency recency like compared to you. That's a child. You're talking about you know what I'm saying. Well Yeah with that age difference. Fuck Dude. It's like what the fuck is wrong with people that makes them think that this kind of shit is like acceptable. Totally fine to put put out in the open. I've no idea people I find in this day and age are willing to share too much information. You know what I hope because eleven fucked up. Mind Myself I hope that secretly the Admin of this fucking group is Chris find out one day fuck it all these old flex getting called in. It address yeah. That would be the greatest thing to see on my news feed one days. Just fucking sieber genius. He is Chris. Hansen trolls. The fucking Internet grapefruit perverts got. y'All soccer's is like like a giant perv net captures everything. Oh my fuck. I would love that so much my flock. That'd be the greatest a I would be so happy to read that it's just like what the fuck dude dude you know and like just hear the way they talk about you know fucking it's almost like a possession of of they view these fucking women as their property or objects or my personal favorite this one creepy cons with like a one a love. It not study idiot and I'm like wow it. It's bro If some mother fucking old Fart cont ever fucking called my daughter in it it you know as some fucking sexual object like that best. Believe I would fucking punch him in the skull Intel until it turned to dust because I will not fucking stand for that shit that is like the lowest fucking form of disrespect. You know what I mean and I swear to fuck. I cringed when I read that. You know what I mean. It's just so fucking like disgusting disgusting that somebody has that little respect for a human being and views them like as literally a fucking the thing you know what I mean and I don't give a fuck what your stance is on ink. You could love TAT's you can hate them. I don't give a flock but to refer to somebody as an unattractive thing because it's too much ink for your taste. Guess what motherfucker. They're a human being and I hope one day they catch you outside fucking read. That comment happened to stumble in to you in public somewhere in Josh Jack Gear punk ass and show you that fucking for a so called thing they whip that ass cause I swear to fuck that deserves a beating absolutely you know what I mean some piece of shit that fucking thinks that all women are there for their fuck and you should see these mother fuckers. You know what I mean like the word. Talk in fucking unfortunate as fuck luck. Yeah and it's like they're talking like they're gods gift to women off God. I can't stand that you're God's gift to the manufacturers of biogra- they are making fat stacks off a year old ass but that's about it and then these young folks that looked like they still live in their mother's basement that are calling females. It's you know what I mean. And it's like I hope your mother sees that comes down in her basement stairs and smacks you across your fucking ugly as mouth breath because you you obviously fucking should have been raised better than that fucking people disgusting and the ones that have daughters that fucking blows my mind. That's even worse the fact that you have a daughter and you could say that Shit but yet you'll throw a fit. I'm sure if you fucking even think that some dude is going to call your daughter fucking it right so then maybe take a step back. A little Introspective look at get your fucking punk ass and realize you're a fucking scumbag and you are everything you don't want your daughter to fucking run into people are gross. God they are and you know what really bothers me when you showed me. Pictures of these purves is like their in in their profile pictures. The with their wife in its. Let's even more disgusting is like their grandchild holding their grandchild. That's a newborn baby as like. And you still don't get it to you when it's their granddaughter especially and it's like you fucking don't get had it you just don't fucking get it you think that would be the moment that it clicks. You know something kind of goes off in their head and realizes like your world. I just changed and that Kinda Shit is not acceptable. Never was but damn sure ain't now you know what I mean and I don't know it's like like you do. I think me trolling them is going to make them fucking realize anything and Change Shit Mill. I'm not fucking is delusional as they are but but it's fun you know what I mean and it kind of gets to that point across that like you are fills and people people see it and then it's like I'm you know me I'm a thick skin motherfucker nothing rattles me. I don't get offended by things but when you can manage to do do you something so fucked up as a male it makes me fucking cringe. Because I'm a dude and it makes you. It makes me ashamed of my own fucking gender under because you're so fucking over the line that it's actually offensive to even me where it's like. It's not that it's that offensive to me. I'm not a snowflake flake motherfucker it's creepy. It's fucking unsettling. It's alarming that somebody would not even think for a second. Maybe putting this out there on social fucking media for a bunch of strangers to read isn't the move. I mean without thinking. Does this make me sound like a classless cliche. Piece of shit pervert like you know when you watch movies and Shit and there's that one like just pure your scumbag. That's like just you know. Absolute Filth Chauvinistic To the core of his fucking being. And you're like wow. How stereotypical stereotypical right? And you think people like that don't really exist. This is an exaggeration. And then you see them on social media. And you're like holy fuck walk. That is the quintessential douchebag that is exactly what is portrayed in those movies and you think it's like amped up to eleven and hand you know over the top exaggerated but it's like no it's based on reality because all you gotta do is go on facebook and look in the right places and you will fucking looking see it like to be on ads and shit. It doesn't have to be in groups like I've seen ads. Were they used the fucking young female email for their fucking ad for their pitcher video. And there's these creepy mother fuckers that start commenting on it like they're talking to her. Are you talking series. They are the shit they will say. It's a fucking public. Add anybody including your fucking wife could be you see that ad pop up on her homepage. Decide to check out the comments to see if the IT gives any You know fuck in more information as as to what it's about and sees year creepy fucking ass sitting there fucking say it all this gross shit I got. I've actually when I think about it. I actually know of real life story of that. The Guy Dudes in his seventies and the Annie's fucking doing exactly that and and his you know soon to be ex wife now caught up and stuff and I'm like my God. That is so disgusting and she was just so disgusted. Well this is funny. I don't want to speculate because I don't know the story. But this fucking guy you know Walker. Texas pedal was engaged at one point twenty sixteen according agnew his profile and it showed the woman and obviously she was his age and and suddenly he's single again. I wonder flocking talking why she found something or maybe his views towards women. You know what I mean because like I said the real life scenario I know of and going through. She was just so disgusted and rightfully so. And that's why she said I had enough. I'm Outta Outta here. He's a pig. And I know people are going to use the argument that like well if you don't want comments don't post pictures like that if you're a fucking model. Let's let's be real okay. You know that you're GonNa have certain calibers of scumbag seeing pitchers initiate. But that doesn't fuck in meaning that if you're one of those scumbags seeing those pictures you have to fucking comment exactly you could easily just like the pitcher move the fuck on with your life and not be fucking disgusting motherfucker Sir. I mean open so hard as say along those lines say to the P models who their pitchers are used for a company in that in a magazine or TV. ooh We'll they shouldn't have well. That's how they earn their living exactly. There's nothing wrong with that. Exactly you know it's just they're attractive and they make the product look great and that company decide to use their photos for my clothing line I hired a bunch of models over the years and I ah love art so I wanted them to do whatever they thought would display their personality and I let them have full creative control troll over their pitchers on like you set it up. You do your style of fucking doing things. 'cause I basically want my ads in my remodels to show that no matter what style you're into the clothing line fits it. You know what I mean. It's a mix of graffiti urban fuck in metal and it kind of goes with all that shit and so I was like this'll be cool. You guys just do your own thing whatever you think represents your style and so I figured okay. I'm GonNa Steam punk chicks and like fuck in you know women that are into metal women that are like more goth or whatever than women women that are more into fucking rap and urban shit and that's kind of what happens right then there's some that are just in TAT's modeling and it just works for everything and I was like the only stipulation that I have is keep it classy because I don't want that kind of shit coming on she you afterwards. You know what I mean. We're I'm advertising your pitchers rob. Everything's great but then you start getting these like fucking dirtbags because I would post their name if they you know didn't Have anything against it so that they get credited so then if they wanted to pursue modeling further you know something for their portfolio and the only time that I wouldn't give their name out as if they requested that they keep their name off of it. Now that's fine too. Yeah and that was like one person did that so you know I. It's like I don't want people people. You know these fucking dirtbags seeing your name and tracking you down on social media sending you filthy fucking comments because you did a modeling fucking pitcher one day and they thought that that suddenly represents what kind of female you are. You know what I mean doing. A certain type of modeling doesn't mean that you're a classless individual or some fucking easy fucking way. I have a cousin that's done sh- modeling nothing like trashing house. Nothing like that. So it's such an unfair judgement clapper exactly so I didn't want them doing any kind of pictures that would kind of you know. Provoke the the morons. That think that that's an invitation for that kind of behavior because they don't need that and I don't want that to become like the one thing they remember about the experience working for me it becomes a negative right working with me. I should say because there are obviously freelance. Their you know their their own contract it independent contractor so they can work for whoever the fuck they want so. It's like a collaboration. I didn't want their work experience working with me to be negative one one because of some fucking pigs think anything goes on the Internet. I don't know why people think that like you know what what happens on the Internet stays on the Internet. Like you know doesn't like I've got to go on the Internet and be a fucking dirty filthy scumbag pervert Fuckin- second I shut face it down and log out. I'm like you know not a classy dude in in reality now I know the work that way you take that shit with you. Mother fucker occur. You know to mean what you say to somebody sticks with them when they see you in public and they're like oh that's that fuck and fills that said this to me. It doesn't isn't just go away because you're not on the fucking Internet anymore now falls year round. It's just like you said just because you turn off your computer get off your phone and that doesn't mean what you posted sit. There doesn't happen in real life. People like will call you out for it absolutely as they should. You know what I mean so I just wanted to avoid that and I was like okay. Keep them fucking classy and The only exception there ever was one model that had some pre existing things was that She let me use and I utilize them for my ad campaign but again nothing over the top. Nothing fucking straight filth. I it was just really well done shit. It was her own personal shit that she got done years before for her own purposes. And just let me purpose it for my Mike clothing line so I thought it was cool. There are just so well done that. I was like fuck it. I'm using them and with your permission of course I'm glad to fucking she offered. I definitely accepted. Because they're fantastic. They're the photographer. Did a great job and I kept it photographers Info on the pitcher so they still get their credit. Because I would never fucking do that. And it worked out nice and they've never been harassed or anything but you don't push it to levels. Where are you know what I mean? that I it warrants for some morons. They think it warrants that kind of behavior. I don't don't like that shit. I don't WanNa put them in that position or have them fucking think of my my company and think. Oh that's when that happened. You know what I mean. That's when that started uh-huh you know what I mean. Even though it had nothing to do with my company it's just that it goes hand in hand because that's when it starts because of one pitcher that some pig thought was an invitation Asian to start commenting fucking disgusting things and I just tried to avoid it. You know what I'm saying. I just try to steer clear of that. And don't encourage it because you can have a fully clothed beautiful fucking model posted a pitcher that is totally representative of your company and there still be pigs that have some. I'm fucked up to say so. Why provoke it further right so that was my call to make and I said just keep it? Classy that's all I ask anything else. Have Fun with it. You know what I mean. tastic job they did absolutely I could not be happier and they got free clothing from me at a huge. Thank you and we had a great time working together. And I'd like to work with them. Further in the future as like maybe like a few year reunion or something like an anniversary thing come together again years later and get some more work together you know as a fucking kind of a milestone thing right. There's still nothing to provoke the fucking perverts. But it's just so fucking like I don't get it I just don't understand what goes on in someone's mind where they think I'm like fucking eighty seven years older than this person. I fucking think I got got a chance. Why aren't I fucking tell this picture of her? What I would do leather fucker? You can barely get out of your own bed let alone get her in it. You the closest thing I get is a attractive nurse or CCA CLEANING THEM UP after they ship them Louis paid to do it. It's their job. You know what I wish on these people. A big brute looking mother Schwarzenegger looking meal owners that they get for the rest of their days to come a sponge bath. They're nuts. That's why it's sometimes I know I feel like I would laugh when it's like. Yeah we only have male staff can get you know it's just so fucked up. I mean I don't get why people think it's acceptable and and I just I don't know it weirds me the fuck out that there's so much worse shit going on the Internet to that I just I fucking steer so clear of I mean like there's probably a Ba- Gillian things even worse than that. I don't want to know about you. Yeah I mean and it's just like if this is it like if this fucking just blows my mind. I can only imagine how much worse than it is out there but fuck me needed. And then there's these fuck boys that liked to take pictures and shit of fucking women that they hook up with and then spread them around the fucking the Internet like it's a trophy terrible and the fact that these are not charged is beyond me like it blows my fucking mind. I can't even wrap my head around that. Yeah but you know. Here's the thing right when things like that happen and they don't get charged. Sooner or later somebody takes matters into their own hands whooping is although a well-deserved ass-whipping and there's a scumbag that I've heard about around here. That does that Kinda Shit and Yeah he's a real fucking piece of work. This motherfucker likes to create fake profiles of like professional wrestlers and Shit because he's so delusional. I guess he thinks he's one of them. And Yeah it's really bizarre. And he does this shit and there's so many women coming forward now and still for some reason charges. We're not impressed. By what the how because cops are fucking like so oblivious to this shit. It's like how do you not know this happens like like how do you fucking not when you have that. Many people coming forward you know like are you waiting till they show you the fucking pictures you know what I mean like they exist like what the fuck fuck so. Eventually those women are GonNa find a do that. thinks the world of them dates them and does not allow that shit and says now. Nobody does that to my girlfriend and hunts is cut down and handle some shit. Let's say that Sort some oh shit out and I ain't GONNA lose sleep over it. I will not fucking at all lose any sleep over it. Not Not even the least. I hope that it does fuck in come down to either charges or a good punch in the fucking jaw. You know what I mean and and like I said you know certain times violence. I don't condone it but If it happens it happens and it's not gonNA break my fucking heart now. I don't like scumbags I just don't does really get on this feminist bandwagon bullshit but I think treating people with fucking respect and not treating women like fucking piece of Shit is probably you know common fucking courtesy and Knock goes a long way You Know I. It's pretty much just the way it should be. You know treating other people like human beings. It's kind of a standard you know what I mean. to say the least. And if that's fucking difficult for you then maybe you should be taken to an island and let y'all fuck each other let nature sort. It's all fucking dirtbags. It's just so creepy. And if you don't see anything wrong with that then you probably should be reevaluated. And given your own place you know little island to live on where you can sexually harass each other. It's all acceptable fucking clowns. Sell these old mother fuckers man I you know come on get your shit together. These young women in are still young enough to be allergic to dust. Want what you're fucking if I was that age. Dude honestly I'm not watching social media's fucking timelines. I'm watching the clock at this point. Oh my God I know I'm on borrowed rope fucking time. You know go watch murder. She wrote Matlock and leave the fucking young women alone. Oh my goodness they're not fucking interested like it's fucking especially when you present your case like a fucking complete douchebag you in the fucking eighty nine thousand fucking years. These fossils have lived they would fucking eventually evolved and learn some fucking respect. I guess it's not you know it's like you. I if if a dude their age said this Kinda Shit to them. They'd be disgusted and probably call him a fuck doc boy but then you add that additional factor that you remind them of their fucking grandfather only. You're a pig there'd EH seriously what the fuck exactly fuck that. It's gross and like you know I obviously you fucking if you're delusional enough to call them your women then you're delusional enough to think you could get it up if you had a fucking show you get your head examined. Yeah come on now. Nobody wants to blow the dust off. wrinkly balls okay fucking Kripke it keeps you know Kripke go back to your fuck in women your own age. Gosh it's gross. It's really fucking unsettling to see and I'm like you is what I can look forward to. God Hey can we also like include really older woman going after younger guys in this whole all things to now for me man. I'm kind of I'm not about it. Let's just say in general like people are way too much older just going after people away too much younger. It's just I will straight up pepper spray. Your ass high wants to pull something on. You know I'm good on that. I am so yeah Now no I mean I haven't personally seen it firsthand but I'm sure are there are older woman that act like as per men and I guarantee it I know there are just a little more discreet. Have nothing against older women Raymond but when once you reach a certain dudes grandmother. Yeah if you're like Angela. Lansbury type That's a hard pass for me Bro. Now get on that. Yeah you know betty white cool and all but I think on a comedic level and that's about as far as that goes for me I don't go that far. You're why you wouldn't want some good old betty. No I really wouldn't so I don't give a fuck what your gender is. Let's just say that if you know. There's some of us that clean ourselves up a little bit to go out on dates. And if your idea of getting cleaned up a little bit is when an archaeologist is dustin the fucking standoff. You should probably leave the young ladies alone. Loan fucked up. That is oh fuck man. They prefer people that are wearing air. Jordan's is not fucking Moses Sandals fucking they got back doctor sholls loafers fucking. Oh my fuck he you know it really is seriously and that goes for the old women to knock it the fuck off. It's gross. Yeah there's a limit you know what I mean. I mean like there's a statute of limitations on the Shit's I've been drug sometimes and I've done some shit but I've never been that fucking garage. Okay that's fucking ever intend to be. I think that's the best of every one if Jesus signed her yearbook. You're a little old food for my taste. Fuck that you know. I'm not not GonNa Bang you. Tell your medical alert bracelet falls off or hold on. I gotTa take my pillow the holy. Fuck no no. I'm not trying to fuck with anyone's pacemaker. Now it's it's fine I'll al I'll I'll live without that experience thanks it's so gross is not for me not for you shouldn't be for anyone. No fucking I tell yet it neither you know like Oh my God. If you flew to your last destination fucking for vacation on the wings of pterodactyl your fucking old old for my life and I'm GonNa have to respectfully decline the flintstones well it could fucking welby. Gosh if view seen some of these old bastards that are trying to pick up these fucking young women. It's unsettling probably fucking live next door to fucking Fred flintstone install. Oh my gosh. Yeah but Dabbagh. Don't exactly fuck it's so girls so I mean it's just I've heard of it too when I lived in Ontario There was a bar. Everyone told me steer clear of because like. Oh it's it's a cougar bar and of course a lot of dudes immediately early you don't say they're like no no not that type not the ones you want at the Courtney Cox now we're talking like they sound like they smoke for the last fifty years they sound like a dude in you know. Probably Smoking looking through a hole in her throat. Buy me a beer. Non Good you know and it's so gross because that particular Bar I am anoc name has a fucking motel or hotel above it and Yeah so it's seen some things I I steer the fuck of anything like that. It's gross you know what I'm saying and If I got to bring a swiffer duster to fucking have at her it's probably a little expired for my big hard pass. Yeah yes I'm good I'm going to have to pay us. You know like when you're fucking now I've actually had that happen to me. I had like a fucking like fifty year old when I was in my early twenties. Like come up to me and handed on me and I'm like Pau by so I go hang out with one of my guy friends because we had a group of friends they're just alone he'd leave me alone and this dude like fucking sticks his hand right in my friend spaces like what the fuck like. Dude I leave it alone. Why that's what gets me right? It was like why is it that it's not enough. It's not creepy enough. That they even think they have a chance. This thought he did. And I'm like looked at him and I just walk. Lock the fuck away but why why is it that that's not creepy enough. It's the way they have to go about it too. There's never a time when they go about it respectfully were year like not my thing but wow what a classy respectful way of doing that. It's actually a compliment. I've never heard of this happening. It's always is the most degrading fucking disgusting proposition. Ever fucking put into words my somebody. That is old enough off to fucking have a coronary. If you fucking even reciprocate the flirtation well no kidding and it was girls because like you know. It's like dude seem tim he just my mom. That's fucked up and it's like you've followed in just district was addict to my guy friend and it's like what are. Are you trying to prove that. Dropped then in there just out of principle. I know we were both like what the fuck you know. And I think he was gone shortly after. Thank God dude. Let that be a lesson. Okay especially if you're old dude but if you're an old woman that's like seaworld old make fucking coming at me with Hungary. Is You know what I'm saying. Avenue does not he does not want no now if you look like. You're auditioning joining for the golden girls. You're probably end of my age range that I'm interested in and not looking anyway but Yeah that's a hard hard pass have to say Respectfully decline I have no interest in being in your wheel. Yeah Yeah it's gross like at least on social media. I don't see them go in that hard it's the dudes the old fuckin- dudes and you know I I can fuck it understand. You know the clock's ticking so you WANNA take. He wanted to shoot your shot and hope for the best but but don't don't the only dirty old man that I ever had any appreciation for. It was Benny Hill. The show is so funny and he had a heart of gold. It was all in fun character for Fuck Sakes. Yeah but when we start talking about reality and you get very vulgar. Yeah Oh like the fucking pitcher descriptions and oh garrity it's just gross and like these mother fuckers looked like Santa Claus taking don't want sit on your lap. Okay fuck man Dan like it's so gnarly don't mean like nobody wants anything to do with any of that at all if you still have your ticket stubs from the David and Goliath fight then it's not really the UFC they want to be taken into to watch now. You know you're a little old for them. You know fuck him. It's fucking wrong. I don't know why they don't see see how wrong it is. But I figured I'd touch on this because fucking social media is such a warped plice. It's like a mental asylum Some people you know or like a fucked up prison. There's some people that just want to quietly do their time and get the fuck out and then and there's the mental patients that just have to fuck it up for everybody. I mean those assholes that just have to fuck. It'd be the center of attention and not the kind you want and it's like why. Why does this happen? You guys are fucked. Stop it I just want to give them. All a rolled up newspaper across the snow. Like knock it off. Just stop it. No no we've the young ladies alone and Youtube you'll ladies quit We fucking coming over here with that shit. I want no part of it Mac enough thankfully. I'm never harassed like that. I steer clear antisocial. A you know I mean when you hit a certain level of success. It's kind of I've been evitable you know what I mean. And then there's these mother fuckers the last thing I want to bitch about in the last few minutes before I wrap this up as you know my shows all over the world it's heard fucking everywhere including fucking Estonia for fuck sakes Indonesia all over and I got these people right that I had posted something about you know how you become successful. Don't fucking wait for opportunities. You go kick that some bitch door are in and fucking just take what's yours and then you get these people that are like I did that and I did this. I get like a handful of people that are like oh I do that and I did this fucking doc. The biggest lie people tell themselves as to why they're not successful is I tried everything. If he tried everything you would fucking be successful decibel and the funny thing is the majority of those people that said. This shit are the same ones that I offered to have them on my show as a guest to kind of put themselves out dare to become known you know further in like really get their name out there and they fucking agree and then ghost and don't fucking ever like respond again so you fucked it for yourself. I don't feel bad for you so you're stuck working for someone else the rest of your life life making fucking barely enough to get by barely enough to support your kids and you're complaining about you tried everything clearly you didn't. You didn't try responding to my fucking messages after agreeing to take the opportunity to promote yourself. You don't mean like you missed a huge opportunity. I don't put that out there twice. Fuck it and the the other thing that drives me nuts. Is these people as someone that lost a child. Especially this reliever. Tate's me. These mother fuckers that WANNA be center of attention constantly. Every other fucking post is about how difficult it is to have a child. The don't fucking have. You should have thought about that before having a child. If you thought that there are just some accessory Sassari to fucking show off your friends and then when no one cares anymore now. It's a chore that that's Fucked Up. Nobody wants to hear about how difficult difficult it is to raise a child. Because you chose that life. And you have a fucking the child's father's in the fucking child's life and so what they're working working. They're doing what they should be. And you WANNA make it sound like it's such a fucking one day. That child is going to grow. And see all this shit slathered all over your fucking time line and feel like a burden not not feel like why am I here. We had no child should ever feel guilty for existing. Because you couldn't fuck in hack it or you feel like like you're entitled to some kind of fucking attention or praise because you do what you should do as a fucking adult and I know you've said this like what drives you crazy when people post them doing things with their kids. It's like well you're supposed to. Oh yeah like Oh praise right or like fucking all play in this game or this board game with my kid or whatever well well then do that. Why the fuck does social media needs to know about it instead of having your face buried in your phone? Won't you pay attention to your kid. You're supposed to be spending time with them. That's all they want from you and you're showing them that. Your phone is more fucking important because you need the approval and fucking validation from a bunch of people that really could give a fuck less. It's crazy as so. Let's stop that bullshit or don't I don't fucking care anymore. I bucket. I don't want to get on my my soapbox here but it just fucking agitates me. I lost a child in that will forever be a hole in my heart and you. Mother fuckers are talking about your kids. Like there's there's some fucking big hassle come on man so I don't know just rubs me the wrong fucking way kind of like those old days. WanNa rub those young feeding. It's just all of you knock it off your sick in your own fucking way. That's right you fill knock it off straight filthy fucking shame to yourselves. What if those ones that like bitch about having a child hook up with the old farts and then they just has become each other's fucking problem? I don't think that solves anything star World War. Three there sir. Yeah Yeah Probably Yeah No. Let's not go there World War Viagra. Well God I have nowhere left to go with this. I'm fucking I think you tapped out Bitch about it's just creepy. Let's just knock it the fuck off keep it to yourself. It was gross. Nobody likes it now. Any female fuck in that has self respect is not going to be turned on by your fucked up comments and you're disgusting advances and propositions it's Gnarly uh-huh to stop you gross. You're old you're just in the way in bothering people kidding but fuck with. If they're old enough pick up their wheelchair and move them out. Initially I see these comments on that. Can we create this motherfucker now. I'm kidding terrible I all right. I'm done here. I'm just talking. Lose my mind they have this shit up because going fucked up direction. Now thanks for fucking putting up with my ranting I'll catch your asses. It was later commute to smaller destruction of. Yes no what should come.

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Head Game

"Hello Lovers. My name is Alex and I'm Helena, and you are listening to Jen love. Or restarting. I WanNa see what your head game like. Guys Hey, we have to talk about something weekend. We've gathered you here today to. Talk. There's something important that we need to talk about and. This isn't PSA. giving. But not the head of a peanut. Not make us kind of Lennick Canal. What's the latest come? A lingus lingus come known guess. Yeah so we have this episode. It's called the Clintons magical. Yep which we do, definitely go into detail. About you know. How if you're a guy or girl or any proceeding? Yep Sorry. Don't be sorry. You're I'm not sorry, sorry. I'm not sorry. That episode in Season One. Definitely covers a lot of. kind of like helpful tips and pointers if you're new at. Proceeding. Isn't it sad? How hard they? Say without laughing. Yes I dislike. I don't know I. Use the term like proceeds just like not my thing, it's not my thing, either I want to a female orgasm. Class wants really yet with Kelsey. We actually invited. All of our friends and no one wanted to come with us. So like guys, too. But So just her and I went. The Right Grammar I. Feel like I get ever what some fuck! Okay, so you guys went to into the male orgasm class and the woman was a sexologist or something like that. and. She kept referring to it. She kept saying push missy and you know talking about your pussy I felt very uncomfortable. But here's a question. Do you feel as uncomfortable with all the interruptions of Penis Dick? caulk feeling whereabout cock. Like. No No. So okay so okay I know it's good. I like talking about this. I know this is a important conversation. What would what do you call it? And what do you prefer to call it I talk about it in the same sort of. Euphemism Cape Way that people talk about bathroom related things. Like going down on me, that's so vague. And now I say I went down on me here. was going down on him Yeah I mean I'm never like Oh yeah when I. 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Conversation about a week ago with a bunch of guys and these guy friends were talking about one of their guy friends. That does not like. Getting giveaway grown on. I hate him. I mean yeah. I was like I was just so you know like if I'm ever in that situation like get out like. Did you tell him competitions? I would. I told their friends I was like. Yeah, you should probably give your guy from a few pointers because. Oh. That guy wasn't there known. Okay Wow I'm sorry. Sex Sons Google doesn't know. Is just not letting me right Congress. It's acting like it's not a real word. Really. That's why we have that's. Why can I just say we? Use Use minimums to talk about sex. Instead of actually using I know, it is unfortunate it. It really is Chance on me. Okay, go ahead when you were little. I mean you have medical parents. Were things referred to in their actual terms, or was it like PP and stuff like? Oh, definitely like it was never medical term. It was never like Penis Vagina. When I was a little kid. No because I heard star educators say especially obviously around these topics that making up these little terms instead of actually just calling it. What it is is harmful as dangerous. Yet I can see that Okay, Reno, on okay, so head. We that play pool never heard of that. but this girls. I just said oral sex MRS JUST FOR ORAL. I actually don't police you. Ask Him Wardrobe. Thank. You Blow Dobbs. Heads Blowjob lip-service push pop ice. Giving had loaded dice you what? Loaded Loeiz Blois Congress. That's weird throat. This is like all for guys, except for proceeding carpet munching. Grow. MUFF DIVING! I. Think I've heard something along those lines. I don't know the box one. I'm looking fat suck. Why only set out on Mike actually angry at someone like suck my Dick Consignee to. Refereeing yeah what I'm. Referring to like Oh. Yeah I gave this guy a blow I think is, that would be my Go-to Oray I was giving him head. I'm pretty sure I just thought. Yeah I. Always say I wanted to go. That's what I say when I'm talking about people going on me, too. Yeah I just remembered. This. I'm pretty sure currently from wrong. If you're Irish in from the UK and listening to this, but I'm pretty sure they say licked her out. Because I remember this. And I thought Oh. That's wave accurate and also like kind of a sexy way. Honestly. Say It's more accurate, yeah! Than, like fucking eight. Please got. That's giving the wrong impression. We don't want you to use your teeth most. Can Be for everyone. And you never know who's listening drew. Belinda Labor is a good. I like that. I know I actually don't I'm like what what I want someone to refer. You think this gets. Like really pushing it now I'm like. Yeah, I licked her out. Walking out, can I lick you out I? Don't know I think like some of that to me. Can Lick you out. I just I've never. Meet you out. I think that just sounds quote. Unquote better to me only because really familiar I. Don't I actually don't like when people are. Tom Are on me and they say eating eating I'm like. And I don't I never I. Don't think I ever say that I'm never like Oh, so and so eight now. I don't like idea I know it's just it doesn't feel right. Magic, we use that for penises. Doesn't make sense because I his wing. Gusting knows it doesn't make sense to. Like. For Women like for Vagina. Should say. It's like. Internal Salt Lake. Is like. Yeah but it's not like you're. Yeah. It's I. Get it. Here's what sad this is. Actually defaults talk about. Say these terms. Yeah, correctly which I don't know. I mean there's no correct. Way Or like right or wrong way. But more. Would be. I think yeah. I mean I. Think I say oral in eat. Go down on any. Rain! If I'm talking to you like that's what I say writing telling you. At Yeah. I think yeah you. Go to's are really going down. Yeah, yeah, which is so vague. Went Down and did what. Did. He use his tongue down that he uses mouth, yeah. Fingers hands. 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This is where I just feel like people might. Get a strange impression of us a stillness, but it so. WHATEVER YEAH FUCK THEM! So. I, guess, we should talk about our most recent experiences yup always. Do you WanNa? Go sure. so. I recently as having sex, someone and. Notice I was like having. I was having a hard time. Having an orgasm and he was going down on me. which is what I say that just threat on me so anyways. He was giving me oral sex. And he was looking out. Exist. Much. Rain anyways. But yeah. I was not quite getting there and I think. I know like. I know in sex. It's not it's not so black and white can always. There's so many different factors that are. Present I D- hydrated that day for example I could be. Do you know that? But that makes sense? Yeah, so in that is gonNA. Stop you from orgasm or potentially. I. Love that fact. Yeah, there's a lot of. Factors that can you know go into? Having more Gaza whatever or not being able to get there. and I was not able to get there and just kind of like. Okay what's going on I? Don't know and. I don't know if you've ever been in the situation, but like if it's not happening. I, I start to get kind of like in my own head about it and I'm like okay, I like can't come right now. Getting close to the happening. And then my own like. Mental State of dislike being so aware of that and thinking about will actually make an even murder Heard a Lotta Yeah, but I also. kind of like taking some time from it I wasn't totally like. Getting what I? Really enjoy out of oral sex which. I did I did advocate for myself in China. Explain this to him. It just wasn't. It wasn't really received. Which is like? For me I need to be. Really teased and really. I. Don't know it has to be this like. Very, slow, sensual, Teasing Act and doesn't start just like. All of a sudden. Making out, he's going down on me. It has to be like. The very. I don't know like kissing my neck unlike making his way down like. SNIFFLE, player action unlike. Kissing down my stomach, and like down to my thighs and kind of like barely. Like just fairly tongue around the. But laying. And the. Size. Yeah. Like work me up that way and then. We're coming down that way for me down there. But Yeah I. Guess there just wasn't enough. It just didn't feel like it was like A. Timely manner behind it. I don't know if you know what I'm talking. Russia's okay, let's. Get this show on the road. A little bit. Yeah, even though. Maybe to him, that was like his version of. It. Not being rushed are being More of like shipping. Process, but it didn't feel that way, and so I think that is why it was hard for me to actually. Come yeah because instead it. It became about like. Him just wanting me off. Yeah, and I think that's a total misunderstanding of. I Okay I've never I've never been someone who has a penis. Obviously only ever been me and I also like I said can't speak for everyone but I do believe and from your experience is I. Think you're like this. It's necessary. Okay? erogenous zones for yeah. I'm GonNa Generalize, but let's say for women I think. The mental brain part of sex like that's the base erogenous zone law. There's gotta be like psychological. River like do. Yes. We have to get the signs that you're so into it that you want us and you want. Please us, and you're GONNA. Take time as honestly if it feels rushed to ask I think that's kind of triggering for a lot of us because we're used to being objectified for our pleasure, not being as important so I think that's a big part of that type of situation where. Mechanically when they're actually going down on you doing the right things, telling that is what was happening, asking what yeah good in this and that and so. That's where it got kind of confusing to me because I was like I. Think like you're doing all the quote. Unquote. Right things with your Tom. Just he was missing all of the other erogenous zones, so so I think the mental capacity. That's smuggling, huge and building up. That tease out worship. All of that is so big. The other thing is. We, do have so many erogenous zones and I think I had a situation recently where. I didn't have sex with this person, but we did make out a lot and I was kind of keeping it. An arm's length, just not wanting to go fully there, but while we are making out and kind of get in Highschool Frisky I'll it because you know when you're in high school and have someone over and you're. You're making out with them, but you're to. You're not going to go all the way. You're not going to take your clothes off right. It was kind of like that, but we were just making our neck kissing and touching in this way. That I have done in a really long time because what I realize. Is that. I've become in this habit of if I am GonNa Hook up with someone. Make out close off done, and just like quickly happens. Yeah, and it's such an. We've got so many other runners erogenous zones that aren't just the Clinton. Why aren't we slowly neck kissing I I? When people like of case, my ears and stuff like no one does that anymore? Yeah, everyone so fast and get to the finish line I know It's it's so aggressive. It's not sensual, right? It's that sensual slow type of those years neck. There's Nipples or some people even like Tummy Torso. Is Yeah all of that but. Were so quick and I don't know because again I'm not a guy, but I would think that those types of things are fun for guys to build up the tease I don't know I definitely think so so it does beg the question. Why are we in this rush to the finish line mode of sex, because it's not fun, and it sucks his way better with a slow juicy central intimate build up, but if we're having this more casual sex with people. Is that why? Why do think it's going that way? Yeah, I don't know I. Mean I do think of like. Helen and our on this little. throwback music tour earlier And just like a lot of songs realistic do I mean I feel like. I just think about like those songs listening to or like music videos are meteoroid whatever. Or Porn, that is very like quick, aggressive like busts, it yeah. Down, whatever which is also usually only about the guy having orgasms, not usually about women, a porn is also for. Rather sexual male viewers right so. Yeah I. Think there is this like? I don't know kind of like. Aggression spin running rampant and sex conversations, or where we've been like viewing or hearing about sex whether that be from. Porn Yeah. WHATEVER YEAH MUSIC! I yeah. And it's like. Unfortunately I do see that so often. In the bedroom when you're like okay with God is not always we'll you know what I actually just thought? I wonder if you agree with this. Because, we are having a generation. Maybe not I don't know, but do you think the hookup culture and having sex with people that we don't already have a built intimate relationship connection with is also part of it, because definitely going out to like going out to the club, or like meaning some guy out in about an underscoring home through a one day thing or even a day. You just want that person you're this when I think of this type of sex at we're describing. I'm definitely have a couple casual, more casual encounters like that, but really the most times I've had sex with people abstaining. So. It is intimated so what I just want to clarify that the type of sex that is like slow and and sensual, morally running see. Way Enjoyable, and it's also what we're getting to is. Able, but I wonder because I. know the emotional connection. Obviously helps, but I do wonder if people are less likely to try, and or even less comfortable to try and have that type of sex with someone. They don't really know because it is especially for is I came to the point. These things are vulnerable i. Personally feel vulnerable doing these things as much, but I would think for guys. That's a way of showing intimacy and emotional connection that type of slow, sensual sex right. I bet that's reserved for people a lot of the times with these heterosexual guys. They're in love with right in. Have this very comfortable vulnerable connection right because? Like. If you think about hyper masculinity, this type of sex that is aggressive and not taking time to worship the. Woman. that's GonNa make them feel. More, in line, with all those things might actually take a certain level of vulnerability to have that slow. Kind of yourself a little bit like men have to humble themselves. If. They are going to go slow and take their time. which is also I mean it's not like it's all men anywhere being taught to like the really communicative and ask. I mean I think that is a bit more common. In more recent years to be a lot more communicative or consensual. Those conversations are more. Frequent I feel like, but not not really an I. Think you're you're raising a couple of really good points like. Yeah, like it's almost like because being vulnerable, an intimate is actually like quote Unquote Feminine. Guy Is. GonNa be doing not what does that. What does that say about his masculinity? That's so interesting. It is I mean when I think of. The hyper masculinity, I also do think of like quickness and aggression and like yeah. You know so. Wow very interesting think this conversation was gonna go to this point, but. I I I also think like. especially in more casual and couners, or you just met some honor your on a first or whatever and. I don't know I guess it's like I think it is more common For, that type of sex to be present versus the type of sex that I know I enjoy. Way More, which is more intimate. Vulnerable and slower and I mean. Don't get me wrong I. also I do enjoy the. A little bit of aggression sometimes, or there's like a play of. You now some that's more dominating were more submissive. Whatever who but I I want it all. When it comes to getting off. And going down on me that. Nothing can be rushed about that. Yes, it's. It's going to lead to an orgasm whereas like guys can. Pretty quickly just like you know. It up like Ya'll. Eric's you're listening to. Yeah and just like that's it. Interesting. But you know I. Do I do think it's possible? It's been rare, but I have also have had at least I'm thinking of one encounter with someone. Who? was just more of like a central. Central Lever. You're talking about yeah. But when you also argue that this is a person who doesn't fit the mold of hyper masculine yeah. Yes so it Kinda plays into our jury, yeah! Which I'm not saying. Yeah, this is someone who I hooked up with WHO is a guy who also was. Like sexually fluid. And just in touch by not a Hetero like super. Yeah, Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah! He wasn't totally Hetero so anyways. Yeah. Interesting. I know. I think to. I'm thinking about this concept of that like fast getting off right away. Sex Really Quick the only times that I've ever N-. I think that I've ever enjoyed that hip of sex is would someone that I was in love with? Normally I. Don't like that like fast fast fast. But the only time I can think of being super in love and disappointing, especially so bad all the time same only circumstance that I can that I've even really ever enjoyed that like fast I know we'll, usually, if I have that fastness in a more casual encounters on I haven't been seen, it feels really objective buying your. Triggering yeah I think that's what I don't like about a lot of aggression during sex, too as a woman, a woman who's experienced sexual trauma, which is probably most women. Unfortunately, he decide it. I think when someone is acting aggressive. It, it actually does trigger me a lot and I. Don't know that I've ever necessarily verbalize that before, but. I can remember being with someone who was with. And he would. Like emotional connection to, but he would get aggressive and i. just felt so triggered anymore than happened and I. Think it's obviously because it brings up a lot of feelings of like you said being used being objectified will Just feeling like you'll care about me. Here yeah, yeah, right and violent. It feels violent me and I. Don't I don't like that. We'll end in fairness there like it is violent. Yeah, there's inspire. Find it when you do. Especially like I'm important such a good example of this like when you are watching a lot of those guys like it is. A lot of time man just like totally like demeaning Yaman. Yeah and being really violent. Yeah, and it's like it's almost like where the first of all. I think that violence is coming from. All of your saying, you're I, mean men. Like, emotional. Repression repression. Yeah, exactly see guys have also pent up anger, violence, or some you know comes out as violence. Yeah, 'cause you can't. Express yourselves the way I do in this society. Whatever so have you heard that? Four men in are really hyper masculine society. The only acceptable emotions are like okay and angry. Yeah, I have so there that doesn't you right? It's a good point because if that if that is true. If we're going by that hypothesis, which I kind of agree with Then you're gonNA. Have one of two of those emotions come up inside theater so interesting? and. There's also another thing that I've read that. Women are considered a lot more attractive. If they smile a lot for men, they are not. They are considered less attractive invasive. Just really sad sad actually. That's really fucking interesting. And I definitely think that all comes into play, yeah! And I think too. I saved as getting much files. Computer saved this powerpoint that I did. When I was in a public speaking class. And it was about. How the objectification of women media specifically advertisements? Owner is say. How did I word it? Basically how the objectification of women was increasing or feeding into rape and sexual violence against women and dude. I should you this powerpoint that I did. It's so sad. All of these ads where women's body parts are being I've seen young. Sure you fucking. Half's like if you think about it if we did grow up in a society where those images were so subconscious there. There around us all the time, and it was in the music we listen to is the was on building Wagon magazine everywhere everywhere, and so for women that I think in turn is a lot of self, objectification and I think we do internalize that and sometimes men don't totally understand what it's like to have. Those intense body image in sexualization or objectification internalized feelings that we've had since we were little fucking girls. Watching Disney princesses. Who are look a certain way you know, so there's that, but then I do also think if you're in this hyper like think about the commercials that are playing at the Super Bowl. For example, women would like fucking big asked hits like wearing nothing holding beers like. Guys are also internalizing that objectification of women isn't it is and I think I'm not saying that every guy objectified women all the time, but I do think we objectify ourselves, because it's so subconscious in so ingrained in our culture, so I do think that a lot of people have the analytic guys have that sub-conscious objectification of women and it comes out in. I know and then it also. Makes it a lot harder for. For Women to like. I was in this. These conversations I was having with these guy friends like they're talking about. You know how some of their ex partners whatever we're having really hard time or have had a hard time communicating what they want. Michael Yeah no shit, because we're so fucking sexually oppressed, and then not only that, but we've also learned to object fire selves. Yeah, and that this is what we're here for. Every your pleasure exactly and you think that to most of you right I'm sorry, but I do think that that's a pretty prevalent I mean. Why is me too movement happening rate because that is what it's like to be a woman, and I know that I've been assaulted and raped on multiple times, and I'm just GonNa be Upfront about that and I guess I guess maybe I'll put a trigger warning on this, but. If. That's our experience. In the the tone in society of docking course, some women are going to have a really hard time expressing getting what they need in Law, knowing that even deserve to get off of sexual encounter and the fact that a lot of women. Really need clitoral stimulation to get off and yet most of what they're guys like I. Don't like going down on exactly. That's where I had no patience for that Oh I know pump station the other day like know. What the fuck are you talking about like? We need that to have an orgasm. Most women do I know multi I'm not GonNa say an officer everyone, but most most men do so. I don't know I. Don't consider I've always felt like I, don't consider. Going down on a woman and going down on a guy on an equal playing field, because guys are GONNA get off. Stick in get off. Yeah, that's probably not going to happen for the woman in this scenario, so I think that that is those things are equal. If you think you can stick in and you're GONNA, go down on me for example in. Plants simple. I know, and I think to what I what I mentioned to these guys. Are So. Friendly doesn't like doing this. I think that the guys that say they don't like going down on. Women actually have never been with a woman. That's been able to advocate or teach like. To go down on me or say what feels good. And it's really just like an insecurity rear coming August. Yeah? Maybe, yeah I don't know but. That's what that. Feels like yeah or like. All of those things right? Yeah I. Think it's I. think it is a really good point just. I, think sometimes I wish that. Straight men. Understood or took the time to understand how difficult it is to grow up. Female in this society and be objectified since you're a little fucking girl. See It all around UC. Sexualization all around you amend to becoming into your own sexuality, and to be given all of these messages on the one hand. The message is that your looks the most important. Your sexuality are the most important things about you, but on the other hand you're given the message that you're pleasure isn't important. You're the object scenario exactly your job. GUES- men off. Yeah, it is your job until okafor them writing then a lot of also experienced sexual trauma, those very years that we're grappling with all of those confusing things via and what it feels like to be objectified, and what feels like to wash. Other women objectified constantly what it feels like to have been violate you from a really young age, and that is a lot of women's experience. Yeah so I, just think. My God my foot almost cramped up I felt like the Beginnings Charlie horse and I know one away, but it was very terrifying. I think. I think I just wish there was more conversation empathy around did, but I also understand that. If you're having a casual encounter, it's really hard. Garner that but. Yeah, I do wish there was more understanding and you know what are just GonNa say I don't know what it's like to be a guy and grow up and come into your own sexuality so I'd like conversation about that, too, but I, just I just yeah I think in these scenarios. One guys just go straight to it. What. Exactly it just triggers lot it does, and it's also like. Don't get me wrong. The person that I had this recent like sexual encounter with did want to understand how to get me off. I think even alone in just that, which is just like jumping straight to end goal of like. How can I make you come? Yeah, instead of just like why don't like yes, but also. Again it's like it's really taking the time to enjoy the whole process because. For woman we are, so it's like mental game. is about the process it is about that like. That tees that play that whole allow. A whole act. Yeah for we come. Yeah, that leads up to that, so yeah, you know. Yeah! Take your time with it, yeah. Enjoy it. Going on. Yeah. Free Sexual. Manner Man. It's just such a loaded topic that I didn't necessarily like. Honestly going into this same like Oh, we're getting. Some pointers. Straight guys out there. Yeah, who don't understand the art of of. Cozy, eating in, let's just help you out a little bit. Yeah, but now I'm just thinking about this all and it's really fascinating and I've also been flat lake flashing back to certain. Sexual experiences of my young adulthood and me being triggered a lot and not having the awareness back then they didn't know what triggers were now so then I was like Oh God. What's wrong with me? But I was triggered. I not. I want. One another human being is like. Taking out anger and violence I on you and it's like also Saxon. Pleasure mixed in with it so then it starts to become. Out It that's where I get confused myself where I'm like. Yeah, sometimes I like a little bit of aggression on like. Is that like solely because I've like? Experience Sex been painful and aggressive, but then I've also. Gotten pleasure in that somewhere in the line, so it just kind of like mixes all together, obviously a whole community that. Does find players in Ireland. Yeah, I know, and that's fine and I. Just WanNa say I'm not necessarily judging out, but for me. It's far too tree-ring I must say. I. See, the Masculine Feminine Energy. Saying is interesting. I'm not totally sure how I feel about all of it, but I think regardless of its district. The time noticed checking to make sure you know okay recording. Yeah I. DO think regardless of whether or not. It's girl or guy that I'm hooking up with that. I need someone with a little more quote. Unquote masculine energy. I E yeah. Same more of an initiator. Yeah, so that I don't know how that ties into all of this, but it is one of those. All of those things where it's like it's on aggression I want, but I do like. Dominate yeah a little bit. Yeah I'm the same way I don't. I don't like an and with girls that I've got within the past like I don't. I don't. I don't like to carry that mask carnival masculine energy meaning. Like initiator or not? Eighty goes beyond sex. It's like I want in again. You can call me on this if you think that I'm contract for myself or buying into gender stereotypes or anything that go for it. That's fine. But I. Think I prefer someone to ask me out someone. Yeah kind of make the plan. Yeah Courtney, yet court meal a bit. Pursue me a little bit. I want you to be the aggressor And like I said I don't think matters gender wise. It's just how I like. That's just how I want to be pursued. You agree with that. But you've been the aggressor when you say. aggressor so fucking annoyed with messaging back and forth on dating APPs. That were no I was thinking. Oh. The Not. But my ex. Girlfriend yeah okay. So what is referring to I've been with partners like my ex girlfriend. who like was more in general. Like the aggressor, more masculine whatever, but that also in sex wanted. One. I meant that you're the one who who pursued her initially out will yeah. That's because I was just like. Very straight seeming so I was like okay there. You know way. GonNa. Understand Yep. Insects are because I do think like you can be with partners, and like we do all have maybe certain like sexual fantasies or needs or whatever? That it might not ear saying I was willing to kind of like play into exactly your partner. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought that's. Not. No that I mean what is interesting. Were like asking people out on a date? I don't WanNA message you back and forth like can we just cut to the fucking chase? I? Don't care. Let's go get coffee or something simple I. Don't do that. You John Much more. Willing to do that and I don't know what it is for me if it's pride if it's masculine from energy. but I had a relationship with someone where I was more of the aggressor. And I, that was not good. Yeah, the dynamic that was in place I did not like my relationship after that the other person was pursuer, and it was a much better dynamic I all much more in my place. Yeah, I mean I can also some of the moments that I have been more like the initiator or the one to pursue or make the plans are whatever that also hasn't totally worked out and yeah I savor. Or. There has been this like. I Dunno weird, not power dynamic, but I don't want to chase after someone right now. And I know I know there are some real kind of like maybe general ish type shed of like wanting like you know wanting to be pursued and I know we'll ever, but I also don't care I. Get that. Yeah. I know what you mean I am honestly. I think it's important to say right here right now. 'cause we will were completely imperfect and we don't. We don't have any answers, but we're just sharing our experiences and. What things that we've noticed? Yeah, what turns US on? WHAT TURNS US off? What? Gets us. Off! No for fucking real. I feel like I should say that I am almost at one entire year. That I haven't had sex. Damn homie sums we're talking about sex and stuff so and I think that's crazy for me. Yeah, because the year before this like the two thousand, eighteen, thousand nineteen. Of School you guys, that's where I'm at whatever it might. The two thousand nineteen school year. I'm twenty five. But the. School year I definitely had a decent amount of sex. Yeah, and now nine I know. Twenty, none yeah, well. Here's some things that are different which. I just want to mention 'cause. We've talked about them in our older. Pods we something that we have not been wanting to do which we have successfully been doing. This is going on on dates, not having sex on the first date I know I. FUCKING SHIT! It's so confusing and then you actually think you like the sky, but you don't. Die Old Alex God. I know this is an episode about carpet munching. But this is a really good point. Because wouldn't you say that? Since we've made the change of trying at least to not sleep with people right away, we're almost always the person doing rejecting and realizing it's not a match as opposed to before we were sleeping people right away. We got on them more easily without ECO critically. Yeah, which? What's IT Kinda what? Out just experiencing once you have sex with someone Cherney churning I I've I've been quote unquote dating now for a while and on some dates Corentin facetime whatever. didn't really you know wintertime. Whatever kind of hibernated and I don't know like last summer in the fall and. Didn't have sex right away an. Just like wasn't. This issue that I'm having right now. Which is I? Just like had sex for the first time someone. Just like totally set off this whole. Like I'm like fuck I'm craving more whether or not actually someone I'm. WanNa keep seeing. Whether. It's compatible. Say that it's not compatible. You know yeah, because like. This is someone that. It's not that we didn't. We knew each other from past So therefore, yes, sex kind of happened like. Easier occur in the game. Yeah, quicker around the game. Yeah and. It just like really infused thing, it confuse things. Yes i. mean I think unfortunately. That's the truth I. Didn't WanNa believe for a long time because it's sort of that stereotype about women I know and I just I was. Coming in. No that's bullshit. Women can have casual sex to which you can do. Whatever the fuck you want, girls. But I just think that in terms of choosing a partner getting sex too early on can confusing for me personally and if I. If I have sex with someone on a first date than I have lost my ability to think critically almost always same, if I have sex don't of sex just WANNA first date. I usually can. Make a decision the accident. But if I had cuddled, and I woke up in their bed, and we have cast, and we cut on. It felt like we were married. It does confuse me. Playing House. Josie. Thank you for the first time three days ago, but here we are now we are now. You're making coffee and I'm only. Like touching my leg, yes, like. You Rolling from the nearly good morning and I'm like hype boyfriend. Dude I. Now. I'm so grateful for doing. Yeah, and then things do come up that I'm like Oh man. That's I don't agree with that or like. Wow, we do not see that you know aspect of the world's in the same way. This is incompatible, but then I just like I don that craving like says yeah, fucking craving. Yes, look you and like McConnell. Mountain sleep at that layer. So my oxytocin s like all league dopamine all these fucking. It's like a drug. Like her and that that is like Gerard. Drug. I know it. It's it's a hard knock life. I don't want to settle. I don't Wanna I also like really have interest in just like trying to I don't know. Be With someone or have some type of like okay. This is not someone that we'd actually. This isn't someone I. would date or fucking casually. Exactly that has not worked in the past I. Don't like that I know. You know I'm Oh no Halina. No I feel like I'm losing it. Batch CH-. Doing Sakes. Oh okay. This is what I was gonNA. Say you know that whole thing about like guys not? Eating or like it also like no fat challenge like all that Shit Yeah I actually do think as a girl who enjoys sex as a human who enjoys ex, but you know someone. Enjoy Sex me, not having sex for this year. has kind of put my cravings. Away or sex, craving and I. I'm only reminded of. Yes. I'm only reminded of this because you recently had sex or were having sex in, it actually liked. Person Yeah. You were like craving and I was like oh i. totally know that feeling and it does make you feel like a fucking fiend and fucking crazy. But I haven't had that feeling in a long time and I think if I were to have sex right now and. To be decent sex I would also, it would be unlocked. The fiend and me would be well I know that because you also recently did. Have you don't have sex but I the day after you. Had Your like Nice. Make out sess-. Many. Yeah, go down! The doesn't count sex just can't. That kind of does counted a Sinus? Benaroya? It is I. Don't know that is for Mealey's next level when. penises entered in China Mall. It's just like a connect. Normative Statement Alex. While my sexual like yourself. But the anyways the morning after dafter your hookup and I only know this because I was there with you? Living with you at the time. You were in the. You're like I'm this. I'm feeding. Feeding feeding. Feeding although I did Google and I guess feeling is like the sling way, but the word that it's based off his fiend. F. I. E., N. K. or finding. I'm deflecting. It didn't last long I do think. Like for me, also couldn't get me off, so there's that. Sorry, could you? Know, could you think it? I don't remember what I did I think now. Judgment I never fake orgasms. It's really in my. Of, things that I do. But I think after a while just kind of like pushed his head away. Got, this isn't. It was the same thing as the person you're talking about because like standing wasn't bad I was like okay like you're not doing anything insane with your tongue, but like. I duNNo. I think at their. Whatever, and that's how I felt too, and I was like whatever. Masturbate later, yeah! Well. I, do think for me. I think once like. Sex happens on its site game over and. I. Don't know that was like a week ago. I'm still like. And a little bit of craving mowed. My whole point here is i. e were also gave another day after your out such I. Think you should go to sex Rehab for, sex ads, probably. Yeah, that's what I'm taking away from. Yeah I don't even remember that, but I believe you and I've been in the state. Mind aware I turn into like full. Seemed mode. I know that has also had I'm sure you've been around me. I have a can also happen when you're hardcore, and I've been here too hard core crushing on someone that like you can't have. A. Two minutes for Oh my God I get certain reason whether they have a girlfriend or their my TV. On my God you're I have gotten is crazy. It's like it's I is like such a human. That's like a primal thing. I feel that way right now. Thinking about the person who you're, who you mentioned is a girlfriend. I'm like only God. Don't bring him up again. No control my brain and body when I hear and I'm like no I love him. Yes okay anyways. The beast has been Let loose has. Awoken Didn't know the right, so I didn't want to say it. I was waiting okay. WAKENED awakened Walkin. I don't fucking know man. Woke. The beast WHOA. He ibis isn't. Now with Martin. anyways, yeah, I don't really know like. I guess. I don't really know how to wrap up this. If. You're a guy listening a straight guy and I don't know I guess the one takeaway like just like fucking. Take your time with getting your partner off. With eating pussy and I'm thinking about the other erogenous zones had as an mental yet than yours yours some people are like the Nag. Nipples I sure. You guys nipples. Miami on, favorites saying like I don't understand why it is not more comment to pay like a ton of attention to nibbles. What not about. Even a lot of who pay interest nipples will again. Yes, yes, or no, the guys that I feel like have like paid allotted hundred to like my other body, parts and nipple specifically have been my boyfriend's. People I was like with. Only. Friends did really can't remember but I don't think so. The person who did I wasn't dating. who kind of showed me like how much I actually enjoyed that? He was also definitely a psychopath, yeah! Good time first boyfriend it was like. He he was determined to like. Make me come by Nipple, play and never happen, so he did. Some people can get. I. Can't. I. What connects something explicit? Sex and dating podcasts, but but that's not allows. We're no. Oh, my God! This guy is blue. Alex Shale. Wow, it was grilled I This is what I want to say. Tell me I love nipple stuff so much and I like. When I masturbate had been trained to pay more attention to my own nipples. But. I I'm very squeamish person. In a lot of ways like I can't even look at my own risk because of my veins like I have a lot of really squeamish, little quirks and I think that they can I think I can overcome them. Hopefully was a lot of them. Being diabetic applied to get my blood drawn a lot, so I've sort of come to terms with that, which is another thing that disgusts me. But. I'll be like if I touched my nipples for too long. Extra notice the weird texture you know. All these little bumps yeah. I start to notice that and I start to get freaked out and kind of silly Mesh. You really squeamish. But. Them. Yeah, so I need someone else to do that. Well that's it. That's goodbye. On that note. We actually. Just. Yeah, yeah, where we're at yeah, we can't yeah guys hope you. Away. I think there's a lot of lessons, not what they are. I, don't know, but you figure that out. By

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#1491 - Bill Burr

The Joe Rogan Experience

3:12:42 hr | 4 months ago

#1491 - Bill Burr

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Up, a Blue Moon, get blue moon delivered by visiting, get dot, Blue Moon, beer, dot com, and see your delivery options Blue Moon reach for the moon celebrate responsibly. Blue Moon Brewing Company. Golden Colorado Ale my guest today is a very good friend of mine and one of the best. Stand up comics to ever do it. He is in a new movie called King of Staten Island and here's a new season out of his animated show called efforts for family. He's one of the Great. Please give it up from my brother Mr Bill Burr. Joe, Rogan experience. podcast bipolar. Hello Sarah Good. To. We're just talking about like you have two kids now. You have a real family. You gotta get an SUV, yeah. Once. You get the two car seats in the back, and then you know with all the shit for the kids, and then all the shit. Your wife has all of a sudden. It's just like Oh, I now understand member, the suburban, which was a long Mike Blazer, and you look in that thing like who the fuck needs all of that unless you like homeless, and that's where you live, but then you like I get it. Get if you have three or four kids? Yeah, definitely need you definitely need one? They always bring a bunch of shit with them to. They want to bring stuff. So. You have to have room for a toy or this or that? Those Tesla ones you're talking about those are great. The X. with the crazy doors yeah the Lambo doors. Doubt versing them dance. Now, Tiffany Haddish had one. She's in the back of the comedy store heard that she said it to dance, and she put some music guy and the wings start going up and the car starts turning left and right. It's actually pretty bad ass. She's one of the most fun people I've ever hung out with. I, I. Wish I wish I was there for that. She had the Cova did. She had it. She got it over she. She kicked it. Surprised more comics didn't get it. The way was shaken hands and meeting people after shows. Yeah! The kids we had to get tested so I, was I? Yeah, J. O.. Kherson got it. He had it. Feels weird to be talking about people that have it. I know a lot of people caught it. Yeah, I know about nine. You like naming names like Joe McCarthy over! Well fine now like people who've had it now because they have the antibodies. They think they can like walk on fire. It's like do this. Thing is a brand new thing. I don't know if you WANNA be. You know. I got a buddy of mine. ended up getting it, and then he was just like Oh, I got tested. I got the antibodies so now i. think he feels like he's bulletproof, so they don't even know if you can catch again, they don't. They really have no idea well. People are gonNA find out now. We're GONNA find out. Yeah, because I when I was driving over here, I actually got into a moderate level of traffic on the highway. Like I'm noticed that just. At some point I mean considering people just kind of doing what they wanNA. Do and a lot of people were after two weeks. Everyone just sorta depending on where your ego was. Like you to me? fucking something. I'm GonNa go outside those people. They just kept going so now. I just feel like well. You can't have sixty percent of the population go broke because less than one percent has something yeah so. I don't know I think we're just GONNA? Just. Go Back I. Think we're just GONNA go back and if you get it, you get it. If you die, you die, and if you don't you don't and then eventually, they're going to get. They'll get something that'll. Slow it down or stop it or something his. It slows down your fucking immune system. They don't tell you God. Damn thing about that. They'll tell you how to take. Your immune system does no word about that? Put a mask. Wash your hands. No one's telling you sleep more drink water take vitamins because none of that I know this one guy brought up vitamin, D and Big podcast, and then you couldn't find any more like fucking oprah which he attacked industry. I just saw a clip. This guy on Rogan I didn't even research who the guy was. How, much I pay attention I. Can Health food store. It's all gone. Bootleg Vitamin D Vitamin D plus I'm like what what is that? What is that I know that that probably GonNa make me catch itself. I just take vitamin. C. and I tried to get eight hours sleep and I've been I've been doing a pretty good job of Pretty antisocial a lot of comics, so I haven't had a problem. Sealed away from everybody. You Quarantine in my house like my wife, so you guys need to sit down and have dinner with us over. From alone, no one can hurt me. Just left over Childhood Shit. Coming from a family alone or so feel weird, not doing stand up was. I did not miss it at all, but I think that whenever there's something like painful in my life, I think that's what I do is I just I just go i. don't Care I. don't give a fuck. That's all I really learned a lot more about myself. During this quiet time of not running around going to airports and kind of sitting with myself in being like wow I thought I was way further down the road working on myself than I was, but I have a lot of Fuckin-. Childhood Issues Leftover I got allows I. Really started like all these puzzle pieces just started coming in, and I was able to look all the way back where I was to where where I am now and how I got here and these little fucking things that happened to me. You know good things and bad that just sort of just knock me down this road then on. It was sitting alone with alone time. Yeah well you know. My wife was going through the third trimester. You know when we don't when they just over it and you're like Oh God. There's six weeks ago. I? Know you like Oh now? You know I've finally. You get my daughter to bed. Get her to bed. Everything was good made sure all the doors were locked, and then I was just sorta like why all these years doing stand up. I'm just up at that hour. Right so I was just sort of. You know sitting kind of by myself like I. Don't know I haven't been watching TV like the news. You just brought up three things. He sees going on Seattle with fucking FCC, would it be? I don't even know what is. What is t for anti for. Themselves Anti. And they're. They wear masks and carry sticks and helmets and Shit and intimidate people exactly stop fascism. They use fascination stop. Fascism and they blocked off. I think six blocks of Seattle and the declared a police free zone. This is occupied by the people of Seattle, and you can't use money in that police freeze job. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not gonNA end well. Well at all. That's the only thing that's going to keep it from ending badly. Seattle it's Kinda fucked up city. They tolerate a lot of homelessness to Seattle Weird. Laws like it's A. It's a I forget the way it's described. I think it's a mutual combat state. That's what's described so like. If you're in front of a COP, Save Save AQAP and you Jamie decided duke it out. You could just say you WANNA fight motherfucker and he'll go. Yeah, I WANNA fight and the cops will let you fight. Because it's wild west mining shit from like the fucking sixteen hundred settled men, the books, your suits I like it. You can duke it out in the middle of the street. It's very dangerous. Though people getting knocked out on the street is fucking terrifying 'cause they've fallen. They hit their head and they go unconscious. And there's no ref to stop those last nine hamsters. I think the cops are supposed to do that. Cops are supposed to act as a referee to this videos of guys getting into street fights in Seattle and cops just standing around watching. Yeah it's weird. I don't have a pro. If two people are willing to do it and they they're. They know the risks you know if you get hit, you're GONNA fall and crack head on the back of the curb. There I mean what drunk though they don't know the risks there was one of them. This is this kid. Is last name is four door I think Carlos photo or a fighter and he would dress up like a superhero. What so you can find out? What do you remember his name anyway? He actually knew how to fight, and he was dressed like a superhero, so it's kind of people. Fuck with him and he's walking on the street and these guys. They decide to go out, and then you know. He's bouncing around like a real pro finance. Slamming leg kicks in on this guy. Guys face like Oh my God, what the fuck of I signed up for is just some drunk asshole and some do nearest like a superhero. I don't have any sympathy for those people call call himself Phoenix Jones by saw a guy walking around dressed like a superhero I'd be like that guys out of his fucking mind and I would give him a wide berth. Hoping? He was on his way to his place of solitude. Whatever well? Maybe, he's on his way home. Who is ice? House is back cave. Was Younger Yeah, I might have you know if I was standing in a crowd. I probably would have some good punk shit like that couple whiskies in you. fucking, orange wake slapped off. Probably So Seattle is on. It's run by a warlord. Some one fuck dude, apparently according to my friends, who's seal was running this entire seven block or six block area Seattle. Spray paint all the windows on this. You know okay talk to me in three days. It's been going on a lot longer than that. It'll be fine. Do you think so? We're GONNA happen. Do you think this war load? And he's going to have ten blocks and then eleven, and then he's going to take over all of Washington. I mean he's going to run out of. Men have guns. Okay, that's the problem the problem is they're openly carrying rifles inside this six block I know, but they need to eat okay, and then no supplies are going to get in that seven blocks, just going to wait him out, or they're gonNA come in with superior firepower it. It's not going to end well. Joe I don't think it's get in well. I'm just I. Don't know how it's going to end all right. Let's let's that's guests the scenario. Okay, all right. How many bodies? What's the old run? Four people die. How many are there? How many of them are there? Thousands thank thousands in. You're going with four. That's a good number. That's like a vegas number. You like fuck. It was a perfect rego. Hurry go under this. Prices right I don't know how many people are in there, but the photos that I saw the places packed filled with people like like they're just getting out of Chapelle. Show this. The people took City Hall. They took city hall the own city now now. Most of them are white so i. see the staying power of the swings. What did you say the open the door for them? They gave them City Hall. So this is city hall or walking into right now. This is well. This is going to be funny now when they get into. They don't know what to do. Let me have some volume on the Jamie WanNa. Hear what the fuck the Yellen. Jamie Masada. Clean got. Long Beach Got Lewd last night. Oh. God I can't imagine puppets they took. July giant, creepy fuck and mannequins that places you know. I love that place. I love performing there, but some of the. Decor island, my favorite things to do in this business shit on Jamie Masada. He knows I love him, but the bill burr black lives. Matter. Body don't Burn Down My club yes. Please body. Lease Buddy. Businesses always been weird like that. There's always now. That's why you're the king. Do because you got outside of it, but you're totally in it and they can't. They can't get you. They can't get you I. You know. Pilot up some stories here being in the Matrix I won't get into them, but it's the same. It's just the same, Ole. Corporations only know how to do business one fuck way, and it's just they push their advantage. They push their advantage. They have their leverage, and they want the biggest pie slice of the Pie. That's that's what they don't have a problem with that. It's when they go beyond that and they just straight up steel steel. Unfair everybody does every every time you get in business with like corporate guys. This is how it works. It's like the check Kate we're in business to make money from them. And then you get in business with them, and then the check goes to the corporate guy, and then you get your cut off of his checkbook. Checkbook so right there. I am immediately in a situation where there's no way I can steal from him, but he can rob me fucking blind right and add a bunch of expenses on the things that front end load expenses to make it look like they're losing money and Yeah Hollywood accounting. Yeah, no, it's stealing it. Stealing is what it is. They just call it Hollywood account, but it's not Hollywood accounting. It's it's corporate accounting. It scumbag counting. That's just an it's how they do it and they sleep at night and they always ask Oh. That's over in the accounting section of the building, not over here where me and my yacht are. I'm like artist-friendly majored in fucking liberal. Arts college well, what was really interesting? When podcast started to take off, they started to try to get in with the old model and weasel into podcasts, and by pieces of PODCASTS, and like you've come. Deal is going to is if you think the fucking industry is going to sit back when they didn't get too wet their beaks on that thing I'm going to tell every young comic when we get back to this shit is what they're going to do. Now is what the music industry did they site? It started signing straight across the board deals. They're going to get some young kid who's got no power in the business, and it's just like you know. Know, we'll help you create a podcast you know signed with so and so blah blah, and what they're going to do is they're gonNA own the podcast. The advertising money's GonNa. Go to them and they're GonNa rob them fucking blind hundred percent, one hundred percent, one hundred percent GonNa Fuck and steal from them. Rob Them fucking blind, and then when they get audited and they get caught stealing. They GonNa Label that kid that young comic difficult to work with. Meaning difficult to steal from, that's already happening. Yeah! I know guys who young guys I won't name any names, but they've come out to make hey, Signed this management company. They want to sign me, but they want a piece of my podcast now when a piece of this and they to. There's no reason no reason. Yeah. You gotTa tell people that. Get to tell. You do not give up anything. Don't give anything, don't ever? It's all you. You're not. GonNa do anything for what they're going to do is move the ball quicker yet. I fuck in two years, and then the rest is all going to be you. If you just hang in there in in struggle, a little bit like you've got to grind just GonNa hang in there and keep going I. Mean I got a lot of offers to buy half of the PODCAST to buy? Nothing I. WOULDN'T I won't do it. I'll never do it, but then spotify came along, and they said we'll give you a licensing deal, so just put it on our network, but you still own it right guard win and that's that's why we did it that way, but this this comic that I won't name. He was telling me that this management company. They wanted to sign him. They wanted to own a piece of his podcasts forever and. Eventually become yet because what they're going to look at it is. They're going to make it like if you started a podcast while you, which this manager or why would this agent? We liked back in the day when you booked a Sitcom exactly and then if you left the agency of the manager throughout the lifetime of that, Sitcom you will the commission to. To them. Example back then that you needed them to do that. You don't need them for the PODCAST, but they're going to do that, so then you're gonNA. Leave this manager, and then for the rest of your fucking life. You'RE GONNA be paying this. Never ending alimony I mean they'll be guys. Eventually they'll try to take fifty sixty. I own your podcast. Managers will start. Agents will start podcast networks because there's nobody regulating them. To not do that anymore. Offer just five years ago from a company that was a radio company that wanted fifty percent of the podcast, and we're going to give me no money. They want fifty percent of the podcast just to be associated with them, and we're going to pull together all these advertisers and it's going to help you revenue fifty percent. So that never limited what they say. They're gonNA they come in, and they just they just they got think well. The beautiful thing about podcast podcast all get big on word of mouth. I've never advertised this podcast. I never did anything with it I. Never bought billboards or put ads up. Anywhere is just from word of mouth and the way other podcasts grow. Is People get on people's podcasts? And they say hey, listen to bill. Birds podcast Monday morning podcast fucking Hilarious, and then it just grows. People making money and podcasting, let new podcast is no. Do not sign those. Do. Not Let the Fox into the Hen House. Because they are going to fuck in rob you blind. Those need I I saw this documentary. One time on this heavy metal band and Ville right crazy thing about this band that just was around forever. Never quite made it, and there was I. think it was I. Think it was that one? It's one of those ones about an old metal band from eighty s and this guy said. Like the truest shit ever when he was talking about the music business, and this goes straight across podcasting everything he goes. You abetted own something one hundred percent and only sell twenty thousand copies then you are to. Not Own it all and sell twenty million like you're literally going to make more if you just sell twenty twenty crazy. Yeah, no, the cause and another thing that they Dhammika do it now. The thing that they do is then the all the people that they lose on. They dump that on you. Yes, yes, like I remember one time. I forget what it. was with this network and I had a CD that was already made. I already made it and I just wanted them to put it out on their label. And they and they wanted to own the CD. And I was like no I'm not no I. Don't want you to own it i. just need you to to to distribute. It I need us as distributor and the Guy said to me goes. Ownership shouldn't be that big a deal for you. It should be about exposure I, said well. Let me ask you this. If ownership shouldn't be that big a deal to me, why is it such a big deal to you? And he started like Stamina, and then he basically said well. You know we get in business with somebody named a couple of the comics. CDs didn't sell. And we have to recoup those losses. It's like that ain't my fault. That's hilarious. I could've told you not to sign that fucking. JERK OFF! What is your? Sound my fault, you didn't do the fucking work. So that's the way. I had another one time I signed. Re this is back when I made like CDs and I did one I had a sixty forty. You get I was getting sixty and they were getting forty, but they're forty was off. The gross mine was off the net, and all expenses for the album was on me. It's like I thought we were doing this together. Every fucking thing the artwork printing it all of that. All of those expenses came to me, and in the end that sixty, forty, sixty, net forty gross. They made way more money than I did. It's just how they knew like okay well. I'm getting six dollars on every ten yet plus the anything. Is Just hilarious that they would come up to you and tell you that. We did some deals with some other comics. This TV, show in the fucking guys sense this the bill for the whole fucking thing I should be saying that this is what while ago, right? The Guy was going to build a twenty five hundred bucks. A month uses copier machine and in another. Forty five hundred bucks editing. Let's do we have both of those things we don't need those. Let's take that money and put it on the screen. We're trying to get this thing to go and. The guy like he was a funny should ever he goes like I'm insulted by those questions or something like that? which is my favorite thing, ever the fence? What is? The I don't know. Your fucking thief and you actually have the DASS ity. To be like taken aback, fanning yourself like I can't believe. How many fucking shows you charge in two thousand five hundred bucks a month to go? fucking. Use Your copy machine. Yeah a lot of money. That's rent for a nice apartment. No, fucking thieves! She'd that would cost us a copy machine? Really first of all the copy machine probably doesn't even cost twenty five hundred bucks probably renting it. Probably rents it for a couple of hundred bucks a fucking month, but even the by a cop. He probably has nine shows paying twenty five hundred bucks a month from the heavy heavy. That's it if you have like a really big one. One of those commercial grade copy machines what it cost grand. How much could it cost? I mean I think he's bought a couple of houses off the owning that copier machine, and I just I just love telling these stories, because these are the things that you like what's great about podcasting is you can say this. This is every person out there as a fucking business. And you know there's that thing where you want to take it to the next level, and then these these guys come in, and they're all just like yeah well. Hey, we're gonNA take a piece of it, and they take a big fucking chunk out of it, and what they do is their risk is all the way down here. Yours is up here and then somehow they just I'm telling you like. You better. You better to sell twenty thousand copies on one hundred percent than twenty million and not own any of it. GonNa make more money. That's just how the game is played in those fucking guys who steal from people they they sleep very comfortably, but it's also just podcast. Just the stress of dealing with other people's eliminated just the stress of dealing with production people down it slows down. Slow down. It's awful. Yeah, I mean the only thing spot. spotify has ever done so far. Is Ask. Do you know who the I guess will be an already I'm like who? Yeah I think it'd be who they're going to be. You know they're going to be great. I'm going to try and get. These people that stem justifying their desk. Like I can't just sit here like. Joe knows when he's doing. Yeah well. I'd like to start a email. Shane and we could maybe circle back later and have a conference call, and that just trying to fill up their. Yeah, just having US time. spotify people have been great. They literally said we don't WanNA. Do Anything we want you to just do what you're doing. Just do what you're doing. But even asking me who the guests going to be I'm psycho. please. Let this the only question. Yeah I'm never available, and that's nothing though that's nothing. I mean they're great. But could you imagine if you were doing that with a network? Imagine if you're in business with ABC or something like that and they were help, produce your podcast. You'd have to go in for meetings. You'd have to go sign into the office bill signing here you go and sit. Sit Down and waste your fucking afternoon having some dopey conversation Y- Kinda complain a lot when you read these letters bill Do you have to when people are signing the emails? Maybe it should be. We get reread on the Blah Blah Blah and What do you think? How do you feel about product placement because we've got? got a great deal. All I. I just wanted to I. Just wanted to tell you those for younger people out there because it actually really bothers me that people do that to people. Yes, it really bothers me and I love comics and I love seeing new comics coming up. That have talent and I hate seeing them. Get fucked over so. people listen and they do it, but. They're fucking worms man, if there there's a lot of worms out there, and there's a lot of to try to grab comics real that they're talented, but real raw, and they try to lock you up some enormous lifetime management deal when and when you take off, and you have something, say if. I remember back in the day when everyone when? Companies would like shooting specials before comic started shooting them and the amount of guys that got that. Yeah, we only got enough money to shoot one. You know to only you can only shoot at one time, but you're GONNA crush. You got this hour. We only got enough in the budget, and then they'd show up early and they'd be shooting. Another comics special on their money, the deal to double them management company what they would get or or agency. The amount of fucking times at that happened with the same audience. Oh. Do you want to have the best one ever heard Jim Breuer was filming a special. Sold out this theater and the people were filming. The special told him that the money for the ticket sales was there. Because it was all about the production. Because the money that people are paying for the production. He's like. The fuck, are you talking about? This is my audience. That's my money. His management tried to steal the money from ticket sales and say that it went towards production. When all the way to court with it as manager on the way to court, has a fucking panic attack. 'cause the hospital like the whole thing's a nightmare. I think one. Yeah, of course. Yeah, well, it's thievery thievery thievery like these take. People are paying to see. A million. Of those fucking stores. Thing this is what kills me about a lot of this. This rhetoric that's going on out there which I agree with ninety percent of it, but. If you if you agree with one hundred percent of it like you and I are not supposed to be having stories like this. We're supposed to be the ones doing it. and. It's just like you what you mean like as far as the the whole you know. Oh, you're a white male heterosexual. Doors fly open and people like hey, what are you drink like? I'm not saying I'm not. Be bitching, but I'm just saying that like. Like people will fuck you. It's all about money, they they don't give a fuck. And they and they all those people that do that shit really. Yeah so there's a long history of Hollywood accounting. There's a long history that there's been so many stories about people who made killer hit movies and never got paid because Hollywood's like look. You know we have this much had to go to advertising and this is the production. Elvis got fucked. This got so bad and then one of the main ways he got fucked on the road. He he only did one out of the country date. I believe he did Toronto, and he never traveled the world because his manager had something going on with his visa and he's worried he left. He wouldn't be able to come back, so that kind of like fucking Elvis. Kind of Fuckin- money and see in the world or whatever the key might have wanted to do. Keep doing these movies. Elvis you want to go on the road. That is hilarious. You know the best version of breaking down. How corrupt the music businesses was by Courtney love. They said she had a ghost rider I don't know, but she did, but it was. It's A. It's a great article that she wrote documenting exactly how much you get paid, versus how much money gets generated and where it all goes and how they fuck you. Now it's. It's always done it that way. I mean that's a ways the way they've done it. That's. That's the answer to. It is well. I mean that's how that's how it's done. I don't WanNA fucking. Sit here, Bitch! Get cars. Are you done I? quit but I smoke like one or two. A month. God Damage Oh got these from Mike binder. Today. Come on Billy Fun doing this. Let's do it all right. Come on, we got to celebrate your kid. Yeah have to go on my birthday yesterday. That's right. Happy Birthday, thank you. Thirty. Fifty two brother shed. That's me to fifty two pickup. Isn't that a weird number like you say it? It doesn't seem real. Fifties nothing matters until the dominant flips to sixty. Then you just like fuck. Yeah, no sixty guys in their sixties. Sort guys in their sixties. This the Ted nugent one of the fucking. That's a series. One from bench made knives. The awesome knife company. They gave me a good cigar cutter. You sound like Murray in fucking. What about? Bob Which? I just watch the other day. You know what he's. Movie, that's perfect movie. fucking, eating We did. Family movie night basically every day the pandemic. Who was a? FIRST COUPLE First couple of months. Basically every night wash new movie was every single Adam Sandler movie. Groundhog Day again forgotten. How good groundhog day was. He's a delicious. Child to Mike Minder. More Anyway Anyway, the podcasting is yes. Great Business. I mean I started off because I was kind of depressed because I had to move here from moved back here from Colorado I thought escaped thought it was gone. Out Fuck La. I can't take this crowds and everything I want peace and I want the wilderness. Live in the mountains I remember that, and then you head like have a glock. When you went out to go, get your mail. Get eaten by fucking. Bob Cat or something mile line nightline. Yeah I saw one in the yard like that, so that could be an issue. It's basically middleweight tiger. Until welterweight welterweight. Seven We'll have to wait tiger. Well to boxing at least. Remains one seventy. Yeah. It's a weird animal seeing the woods, too, because he know if I think runs out you like you literally have no chance. They're scared of you though they don't want nothing to do with you for the most part if they if they're really hungry and really old, fuck you up. That's I. I tried to tell you know my wife when I whenever you're outside Mike Mama. Bear is next to the cub always always i. go this coyotes, and they're getting bold because everyone was inside. Yeah, and they come down every night looking for a little dog or a little fucking cat. You hear that shit going down. In the hills everyone. Wants to why so we should just here. which is basically the dog like what the fuck is that you know fucking brutal? Yeah, it's it's gross. It's scary because a little, a little clean up crew that goes around and catches animals slipping in the backyard. I don't understand people. Let little dogs. Out because those fucking coyotes, they'll figure out a way and. We'll. They're very smart. They you know they have to survive. They figure out a way. Creepy Fox! Yeah, they are a little creepy Fox. Can I ever city can I promote this movie for family to? F is for family season for. Coming out tomorrow? Tomorrow got two big things coming out and then that's it. I'm dried up because everybody interviews. What what's next for you? After these two things, it's a it's. It did the pandemic. Star on the road at all. Yeah I'm GonNa see how you guys do. Back off, let you guys walk towards the atom bomb that they just got a little one at home so. I think I'M GONNA. Chill until like September, unless it's just wide open by chill I mean. If things go well I'm going to I'm going to try to do some shows at the troubadour 'cause. I know that they're hurting. And that's one of my favorite venues. All these bands that I love played their show on Santa Monica, so they're kind of they're you know they're in a bad way because of this so I'm? I'm going to try to do. A little run shows down there. You know they available. You can do that, not available yet, but when they are available, I'm going to try to do like a three night. Thing down there. You know work for free. Get the rust off pep. People pay for tickets by a bunch of booze in some Troubadour, t shirts and keep place going man. That's great. Yeah I'll do that. Yeah, well. I'll do it. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Yeah, I went there twice as year ever last there and saw Simpson yeah. Steve Martin Open for Richard Pryor. Read this Great Steve Martin article where he was talking about opening for him there, so it also has some comedy history I, was there? I was saying? This is a perfect venue for comedy. It's like five hundred seats. It's awesome. It's got a balcony. It'd be a great place for stand up. Yeah, it's the stores need to store needs help to. Everybody needs help Improv, needs help well I. Know the stores get once. They can open up. I know they're going to be fine so. 'cause I'm going to be down there all the time anyway. Yeah, so as far as I think between now in September if they start opening things out a bunch of little theaters that are around. that I would just pop in and do a night like I said just worked for free half. The people pay. For some tickets and buy whatever they're selling their. You know knocked. Eggy because I'm not gonNA. Have people pay full price? I mean I haven't taken this amount of time off since I started. Yeah, you I'm have my last GIG was. March tenth the Dean Del Rey Bon Scott Tribute to you should have come down for that couldn't add another thing how it looked like a lot of fucking. Martaban murder was fucking on. We had a great comedies crazy voice. sneaks up on you because they'll sing in the car. And then you see him when he's in with the band and go microphone and everything. When that video that you guys put on instagram saying whole Lotta Rosie I was like Holy Fuck. He's really good while he did it for like fifteen years Dow. Yeah, I mean he's legit. Yeah, yeah, I was a good time. And then it was over. And, then it was over. Strange. Yeah I got, some gigs lined up. I'M GONNA announce them next week, but I'm Gonna I'm just GonNa hit the road. Do Some fucking clubs knock the rust off? It looks like the store is not listed as a bar. It's listed as an entertainment live entertainment venue. Because they're opening up bars and restaurants, and all these different things and the store, the kind of the the tried to label it as a nightclub, but Peter Shore. On a nightclub. Nobody's no one's milling around. You stay you. Sit down. You go in and sit down. It's more like right it's. What do they need to be classified as to open up well? They need a different distinction for comedy clubs. They don't really have one and there's a good argument. A real good argument that comic should be some sort of essential business because people need to blow off. Off some steam, it feels good. It's really good for you. Look if I was a guy working a regular job and I was used to going to the store every couple of months. Knock some you know. Knock some laughs into me I mean I'd be fucking chomping at the bit to go see some comedy right now. I think they're going to be packed. I was in New York you know. During nine eleven and that was like. Has Anything ever going to be funny again and it was like A. You know a two-week lull. And then they were just fucking packed now was actually became almost like a second like Bouma whatever Way Back in the day. I'm worried about a second wave of the corona I'm worried about them. Locking things down. Someone's going to step in and stop them from doing that next nextwave. You guys got to be proactive. You got to do something about people's immune systems gotTA lockdown. Old People and sick people let re regular people do whatever the fuck they want you can't you can't just. Lock People's freedom down for something that killed a small fraction of what you thought it was going to kill. The whole thing is. It's fucking creepy to have guys like mayor Garcetti be in charge of telling people whether or not they get to work like that's not what governor supposed to be. But they they're trying to look out for your best interests in trying to get four hundred million people to all pull in the same direction. It's fucking. It's you can't get forty comics to pull in the same direction, so it's like. Did they have like an impossible? They didn't they didn't. There was those people fucking right? The whole fucking time has been fucking assholes on my street, walking around no masks. Quarantining the people that come by the houses you see the fuck in. The same people that were going in and out of the house, who are not part of their family, still going in and out of the people to walk down the street with a mask on. Let's not start this. Let's not start this. Okay. Let's START I don't WanNa. Start this bullshit. I'm not going to sit here with no medical degree listening to you with no medical degree with an American flag behind you smoking a cigar acting like we know what south better than the CDC. All I do is I. I watched the news once every two weeks a mask or no mess, still mask all right. That's all I give a fuck about I don't care, but even they say you shouldn't wear masks unless you're treating a coronavirus patient. The World Health Organization. They didn't say that initial. They didn't say it initially. No, they didn't. They did and then gradually. And then everybody the fucking mass. rollerblading everybody fucking rollerblading, and then there was that one fuck and homophobic joke, and then everybody acted like they never did it. And, then one hundred million, fucking rollerblades got thrown into the fucking ocean. We all were math. People have fucking sitting there. You don't have the body type for two. fucking knuckles with scrape on the ground. That extra two inches. I just love how wearing a mask became this fucking like soft thing that you were doing being courteous, being courteous for bitches. This is so slow. First of all God you so tough with your fucking nose and throat Joe in your five o'clock shadow. This man right here. Man Doesn't wear a mask. Why does it always become that? It's always like the man's. Woman? Do we make fun of things? Anything anything that seems like you're not taking chances right, that's. Problem with that unless you were already wearing the mask and then acting like you, didn't it? All of a sudden people watch your thing, and then they all pile up. The mets, you were fucking. Two weeks ago, I was scared out of my mind in the beginning the beginning like when the first when whenever shutting down the beginning and people stockpiling food I was convinced I was like Jesus Christ did you have like nine Elkin. Your basement, you. You were the one person who was fine. Top is making grab plenty of I knew I knew he was worried. About is worried about people I knew getting really sick and dying, and then I was convinced that I had it at one point times. You feel like I'm breathing heavy. My breath is some my breasts. Come in short. I did. I did I had like psychosomatic issues the big? Ahead of fucking panic attacks on fucking twelve elk. Panic attack! And then you felt bad about yourself, and then you attack people with masks. That's how it works. That's how the hatred starts, and that's right now. Why seven blocks to Seattle you can't go now. I'M GONNA. Go and I'm going to drop out free. Those folks those fine protests. There's a major American city were seven blocks. The people of took over it and I had no idea what you're talking about, so that's great anything that I I. Don't watch it I. Envy You at all envy that that you just do that. You just shut everything down. Every day I check what part of the world on fire I don't like hysteria I. Don't like making decisions with hysteria and I'd like I when I first became a dad, the hysteria of other parents I would just I would be looking at them, but I wasn't listening. 'CAUSE! That's all that's. What was the tone of everything was saying. Fleet now. And you'd be like an anytime. You say anything positive about your kid. How would would you kid seven weeks? Oh, yeah, how is she's great? She's great. Oh wait till seven and a half weeks. It's like dude. Maybe you suck at it. Yeah, how about that? Yeah you sitting there? fucking legs trembling right all nervous and shit. Yeah, I don't I. Don't like. I'm already fucked in the head. I'm already fucked in the head. I don't need twenty four hour news. Never like who's that guy on Fox News I always joke with the hooker. He's got great hair, but horrible points like if his points were as good as his hair, which is like a Kennedy I mean he's just. He is the White Guys White Guy. He was talking about black people going and when they come for you and they will they're going to. It's just like what are you fucking Hannity I. Don't know who he is. No, it's not handy. Guy Who they put with that fucking that that like rooster at the end a chicken, the end of his life working guys. Like. Here's your liberal. Dude it all. My relatives conservative like I mean look at me. Hey, so meek! It's like this thing is cast like a show. Yeah, who is that guy that he was with any combs, any combs and the the one Guy Legras on death's door and he was, he was great. He was great. The other guy looks like a football hero. Astronaut Square. Nice fucking hair. Glasses. Mister Burns right. And he had no spine. He had no, he wasn't strong arguer. He was he was the Washington generals. The other guy was the globetrotters at. Conservative point. And then you put on CNN. All those fucking nitwits with. All of that. This brother, this is why I wish that there was a comedy club because there's a bit that's already come and gone. was what I loved was when. Colin Kaepernick when he was taking a knee right? All the liberals were just like well. Hey, man, it's just like his opinion, man you. This is the time to listen man, and then everybody on the rights like shut the fuck up and play football. You fucking piece of Shit. Don't disrespect the flag right and then drew brees. tweet something conservative, and all of a sudden everybody in the rights like Hey, man, this is just like it's opinion man and left like you fucking racist piece of Shit. I'M GONNA fucking cancel you. They literally do this. Everybody believes in freedom of speech. As long as you're saying, they want to fuck in. Here is basically, and that's why. I fucking hate both of those news channels. I. It I should've device if it makes my blood boil when I walk into a house. With people I know, and if they're watching CNN or Fox I can't get past like when people watch the Kardashians. It's like why would you do that to your brain? It is like I mean. It's very toxic, very toxic, both sides, and they they they never see any good points, but the other side is made. Every video on the Internet starts after the thing. happened. and. It's like you're always like you're getting eight episodes in, and you like what fuck. It's like you don't know what's. But if you watched the last seen a judge, you like what fuck? They killed that, Shark. There's enough shots dying out there. You didn't see that this thing was specifically targeting human beings and he needed to do this right. Has that relate to the news? I'm saying when you watch the news. People don't like they did not filming. What leads up to whatever fucking Confrontation Harris? Okay so you're getting a very skewed. You don't know what happens. Is What they're saying happens could be what happened or a bunch of other shit? I I don't good. I'm supposed to watch something. Like, this is obviously obviously like Shit Minneapolis was the most obvious shit ever. That guy is a murderer, and those other guys sat around and just watched them. Fuck into it guys calling out. I can't breathe and all of this shit, and calling for his was fucking sickening. That guy's a monster had the audacity have a shock. Look on his fucking face that guy's terrible right, but like what I'm saying. Is that thing had all of this? He kinda got the whole fucking thing when they. They came up. You had the whole thing. There's so many and I'm not just I'm not I'm a cop? Stop I'm just talking about anything. Taking a little piece of somebody's stand up routine or a politician says this of voted. He voted no on this in. What is this shit that all? It's usually the shit that was attached to it. Which is something I? Don't understand with politics like. Why can't you just vote on what you're voting on like? Should we have clean water? Should and then like the shit that's attached to it. We can still fucking dumped toxic sitting here and then when the guy goes to the woman goes to run. It's like Oh this. This person voted against the clean water. act. This is your tree hugger on Joe. Blow and I approve of this mess well, here's here's a good version of that. Remember the COVINGTON school case that was the kid had a Maga-. Maga- hat on and the native American was beating the drums, and the kid was smiling, looking at them, and they took it pretending that this kid walked up to this native, American beating the drums, and was smiling and his face and mocking them. What really happened is these kids were on a field trip for high school? They're selling Maga- hats. The Kids Sixteen, there'd be jerk off. They buy these hats and. Having Fun, it's very little supervision while they're there. These native Americans are beating the drums and this guy walks up to the kid and gets in the kids face, and is beating the drum now, CNN. All these people went with his narrative. These kids were mocking them. The kid just stood there, smiling while this native American gotten his face, but. The kiss being that. You know they used to be rules on ownership of media. Yeah, I think what way back into the rule a sevens like no one person could own seven any combination of radio TV 'cause you can literally influence public opinion. That's why like I've watched an I do. Twelve years ago. I went down. The Federal Reserve fucking rabbit hole. I became a fucking the guy. You didn't WanNa talk to about the Federal Reserve all of that the problem with any. Federal Federal Express. Yeah all of that Shit and like. Watching I. Just feel like in the last. I don't know how many years where it's just all of a sudden. They stopped being just sort of everything they were I think reporting was always perverted to some level And now it's just it's just you sort of watching op ED pieces so. This is somebody who doesn't watch anything and read like. Autobiographies of football players in the nineteen fifty, so on his Covington kid case they sued. The kid sued them one. They. You know the CNN painting him out to be a monster. They're getting death threats. Day did CNN. Issue Retraction I. Don't know what they did, but they paid them. I don't know what they, but that's why I don't like either one of those channels because of that and it causes I think rational people. Like that guy, the guy the fat on the bicycle suit ripping those pieces of paper others girls hands. Oh Yeah Jeez. Yeah, that guy. That is the result I, think of watching one of those channels twenty, four seven, and then going on facebook in writing and capital letters. Could you imagine if you were there? Watching that guy? Rip Pays pizzas pieces of paper of a little girl's hand like that that he didn't even know yellen and are running up toward. The mother is yelling you. Stop touching her. Get your hands off her. That was the mom I thought that was a friend whoever that was sound like a woman. A woman yelling. because. Girl he was doing everything but growling. Yeah, then it then it gets to the point of what is in your head. That you're trying to defend like that's a guy, but then everybody vilifies the guy which I would rather sit down and talk to that guy and be. Let me ask you this when you watch that. You know? Floyd video. Like what is it that you see? Because just yelling at semi, cancel them and making them lose fucking job. You just GonNa. Make the guy even more angry. He probably has grandkids that he's GonNa. Fill their before for he dies on. What's the solution? Sit Down and talk to him. I think that should be part of it like buddy. Let's just sit down for a second. You're on a bicycle. You wanted to burn some calories. You obviously into it by the way you're dressed, okay? You're joining America's great parks. You come across these kids. You know kids. Have you ever tact a kid before? It did just putting a piece of paper up with the point of view. Like what? What do you think led up to that level of a response because I have to? We've all fucking snapped and I would like to thank. I have. And afterwards I'd be like what the fuck! Why did I argue that? Why did I say that? What did I do that in the only way? To. Prevent from you being fucking asshole again is you have to kind of walk back and look at it right so? Going at the guy which I totally understand because it was. It was so bad. It was almost comical because he was borderline growling at them and. He didn't even get the paper from the girl. Grabs the girl girl clenched fist down held onto the paper. My favorite part was the sound of his the bottom of his shoes. Pedal. You sound like a little show pony. He was growling tiger. He sounded like my pretty pony. Somebody should have been. Combing his hair, so and I was sitting. Go look at his crazy old guy. And? Okay I know how how how old I thought he was, but he was like sixty. I was like this guy is only eight years older than me, so he graduated high school eight years before we like. This guy is almost part of my generation. What experiences that he have that he? Looks at this whole thing like. I mean not that that thing seeing all cops are like those guys. It's like no, it's like you have to get those guys off of the force. That's what I think so. I just don't understand like. There was minor standing what they were putting up. There was specific to the Minneapolis case, so my thing is a human being. How could you have? Issue with somebody. Trying to put something. You know. Honoring that guy or something positive about that like that's what I was confused. I don't know what she put up. I'm not sure what you put up. It was definitely about the George. Floyd protest. You know maybe she? Couldn't see what was written on the paper and I just I filled that in when I watched it. But I really couldn't get over the senator shoes. Else, really fucking funny I just started walking faster with the buying. It was almost like a great movie trailer for a horror, Film. Yeah now, but could you sixty year old fat bike? That was your daughter so my. Daughter you're sitting there in. That guy runs up to your daughter and he's grabbing the paper out of her hand. He's running it her grabbing the payback while women's screaming at him to not touch her. Don't you touch her? I mean, imagine yeah, I mean the only one response as a father. Murder. I don't like murder. No, what do you like maim? I want them to remember that he did it. That's interesting. The blown out. ACL and you go from there. beat him with his stupid shoe. Why do people where I actually I actually had to look up why people were shoes clip in? I know they do, but I'm like. What is the advantage of that? Is there an advantage? I think it's when when you're coming up this way. Oh You! You can still pull with your legs, so you're getting more of an efficient. This. Is really into. BIKING and not putting paper on trees. They'll put their dead relatives in their faces. Just a man that would run up to a little girl grabber. Grab paper out of her hand. Darius. Quickly conclude that's four, but this before he grabs are Jamie. Backed up from the beginning, because as far as you with your martial art background, you gotta be impressed with the ways using his bike there. No, he sort of like trying to be a little, heard shy Maryland to caught up. What is the same? We WanNA. See Right there. was caught on video attacking teenage. You're posting flyers that a teenager. It's a little girl. Is that really a teenager? She might be thirteen. Is runs up to his yellen. I mean look towering Oh. My God look at. Her she. Yeah see that's I. Don't know if that's a woman or That girl's got balls. Or ovaries I like little. Skip step to like a cornerback. He's running at the guy with the camera and knocks him over. The man achieved this goal. Okay as much as you don't approve what he's doing. His goal, no, she's still got the paper now. Just I'm choking. He grabbed her arm. Whatever happened to that? I don't know, but that promote my movie right there. Staten Island. On demand everywhere Friday. I'll be in the news. The big fucking orange jumpsuit on if that was. Happening my daughter. Oh, my God do real problem. If I caught someone doing. The fucking Badger on that fucking. Your biggest problem would be what do I use? I almost think for half a second like you would be. You the elbow. What do choke them? What do I fucking do that spin and he'll kick I say do. You have that I have to learn how to talk. Yeah. Yeah Joe. Didn't happen. Your daughter just went to a dark fucking place then I go their own. That's a real problem with no I. Do too I go there all the time I do. Get talking about at least protests I think really positive. Come on this. Because the fact that somebody white people are also pro and getting involved in an so many cops were vocal. Saying you know they shouldn't do that so I think something good is going to come out of this I. I really do and I. Hope so too because it's it. It's been wrong for way too long and I also hope that That a bunch of other groups don't use this as a piggyback thing. To do some other shit, which will then escalate well, make people who want things to stay the same. They'll be able to shift focus. Of like you know like how they tried to make like the protests and the riot like the loaders, the same people. were. Just yeah, there's only yeah you did that and then at night you did this. No, yeah, the way. So. I think there's the wants. The looting died down. You see in peaceful protests that are very encouraging. I think it's great. I really do mean downtown La one was amazing. Fifty thousand people filled the streets and no crime or very little nothing I heard of it was just mostly people, chanting and holding signs look promising the. They got the the thing that. Disturbs me. Is this idea that they should de fund the police? You can't get rid of the police which needs to do is spend more money and train them better in high have higher standards and do it the way. Do the military where it's very difficult to get in and you weed people out. That are week like that guy was a pussy. That guy leaning on that guy's neck like that is a monster. There's no way that because he knew he was being filmed, too, and he just had no. Yeah, I mean. That's like hands in his pockets like he was just fucking waiting for an uber or something like that makes sense. Yeah, he's a monster and that guy had been doing that for you know there's new evidence that they work together. And they thought they argued about the way that cop was treating the customers they worked together at security at the same club, and that Capos, fucking Asshole to people at the club, and they argued about it, so they had a personal issue, and there's some people that wanted to be elevated to first degree murder because of that that he did it on purpose. We knew he knew that guy. Oh, man, I mean. It's just yeah. They argued when they worked together. Apparently, one of the guys at work with them, said that George Floyd was always telling that guy. He's a fucking asshole way. He treats customers because he would mace people and Shit. That kind of stuff pepper spray folks. He just was the first guy to use violence right away. Yes, escalate. This history of complaints expected two thousand six, my friend, Joe, Schilling kickboxer I'm talking about him again, but his fucking page is the most disturbing page right now, because always done over the last five six days post videos of police brutality. And it's police brutality on. Black Women, white women, White, old men, black, old men, young guys, or it's just police brutality over and over and over and over again. There's a problem of racism in this country. For sure, there's also a real problem with people that have the kind of power. The cops have that are weak. People that are that are sociopaths and that's. That's as much of a problem as any of this. Yet you tack the racism onto it and you got a horrible situation, but those people are psychopaths. They're monsters. That guy did. Like I remember talking to a security guy, and he said the best guys are the guys that that. They de-escalate. Yeah, he goes. You. Don't eat because he. This guy used to put together of guys to anyways like rock, concerts and stuff. And he said you didn't WanNA get. Guys that wanted to fight. You didn't want to have those guys. Those guys would be a fucking headache and every night there was going to be something, and there was gonna be lawsuits like what what you what he was saying. You ultimately wanted. was nothing to happen yeah. I remember because I was joking with. Remember longtime ago the Grill Ninety three. This old Dick Doherty Room I remember that joint, so two guys were about ready to go at it in the club and the bouncer gets him outside. Okay, in this guy's trying to say his point of view and eight put his hand on shoulder. He goes, he goes. He goes no all. I was trying to barely barely went like that on his shirt and he goes okay I. Don't touch me. That's what the bumps has set. And just immediately it was here and then if he can then went to here, and then those two guys started yelling each other, and then within I don't know what the fuck. You just twisted the guy up and took him out and I forget who the fuck I was with. We will fucking die in laughing. Just became a catchphrase between us, or he would come. Hey, bill you work in this weekend I. Don't touch me just immediately just escalated. where it just becomes a what the fuck, and then first of all, don't touch me from ninety percent of guys immediately going to put you in your ego where it's like I'll fuck now now. He's on top of me and I'm the bitch. I got I got a at least get a little Get it his eyebrow level. I have to come back with something else. It was another second. He said that first of all. Don't touch me. I did like the three slide steps down because I learned that young watching fights. You know you don't want to have a really good seat because it's like a tornado. You don't know where it's GonNa go, and you think you like twenty feet away. I amendment me at a Bruins game. The Old Boston Garden and it was like one of those you know. Just. Everybody's smoking. Probably could smoke in garden at that point, remember like smoky bars and Shit, so we went in there and everybody was hammered. I was hammered drinking like fucking Hefferin reference of the green death. Like do this is like six percent alcohol so. Some like one of those two rows of fans fighting, which is always great, because like the people that are a row up, just throw in down. fucking power always a loafer laying there right? Mike Milbury picking it up so I remember the cops ran up there and I ran up to watch the fight, and they started grabbing guys and coming down the stairs, and it was the Boston Garden and there was nowhere to go and I remember this big cop bounding down the stairs. He literally had a handful of this guy's neck. It was like his whole neck, and his jugular and this guy was. Just remember. He was going to try to push me. Downstairs brought down the stairs and he came down. And I was trying to get out of the way, and I think the guy who had grabbed his knee for me in the back. You Know I. Just I just got caught by the debris of this guy running by, and that's when I kind of learned like. You know when to how to watch fight which you watch a fight, and you're looking at your exits, because like I said it's like you don't know where it's GonNa fucking, go and I learned that lesson so when I saw that guy say that I will touch me of just like okay sliding over here, but some other people settle in front of me I can do. I liked him when that? That's the same as yeah. You WANNA be above slightly above looking down at an although altercations. Get a better viewpoint there anyway. Yeah. I stopped fighting in like junior high. That was I. I knew I mean. I know this is not my thing. I can't Slip Punch. I am slow shit. I got a big ED I gotta to target. This is not going to go three rounds. It's just not I fought up until like six round sixth grade I. Think I probably have my last one. And then all of a sudden kids star get one hundred, twenty, eight, hundred, three, hundred forty pounds, and they started being blood and. People missing a couple of days of school after Donald like you know I. Think I'll be the funny guy. It's weird how things go sideways like that? When there's a feeling in the air when chaos breaks out like that and it's a real melee is a feeling in the air. You feel it. It's like Oh, this is nuts like this is. This is really dangerous. Yeah, there's a a mob mentality. Feeling that you get. It's real weird. When things go crazy, I remember it took me having to leave Boston for about seven years. I was gone for seven years before I finally walked into a bar and just felt the normal energy. I think the city changed a lot. But like that sort of the tail, end of the the craziest I walked into a bar and you could just feel it. It's like somebody's gotta get suckered in not now. It's about ninety minutes away. You could just feel the level of drunkeness. The the the energy guys would go out looking for fights. Some guys would go out looking for fines. Yeah I. Knew this a guy to train with Mike. Blyth he's to work at the rats Keller. He was a bouncer. He would go. He would wrap his hands. Who've wrap his hands on his way to work? I knew a Guy I knew. Tape is Wrestle Shit I knew that I was a bouncer and yet used to bring a mouthpiece. To to work, but he used to carry it all the time and I remember when he would get. When you get no fight, he would fuck him. It was a it was something he would. Bite down. It wasn't like what you guys wear. But it was totally psych the other guy out like he would come out and he would just put this singing in the guy. Guy brought equipment like. Is going on. I remember one time he got, he got suckered. He knew it was going to be fighting. Phantom dumb reason! He sat down the stairs, and the guy was standing above them. And one of his friends jumped down at just when I saw the mouthpiece, it was like fucking busted. Douglas Tyson I saw his mouthpiece fly towards us, and then just I I shouldn't tell these stories because why I don't know. You know it's my version of. What it was a long long like. was like thirty years ago and what happened was we were? In an off campus apartment. And I wanNA tell the story. I'M GONNA. Tell quick version tell hoover's now. Two of my buddies left. To go upstairs is one of those you know those old fucking Boston. It looks almost like three family house, but it wasn't one of those big ones. That has all apartments in it right. So they left the party, we were on the first floor and then they went upstairs. And like twenty minutes they came back when my buddies shoulders was separated the other guy, fat lip and flat top to this big fucking Gash, coming right down here, blood coming down his face. And we will like. Put the fuck the fuck cabinet. We just ask this guy for drinking. The whole Party started beating on us. So this whole mob! Goes up the. Stairs to go fight the party right. And I'm going upstairs like what the Fuck Am I. Don't my big fucking hit. I'M GONNA, get out here, but I have to. Because my front, so we fucking go up there. And we hear the party. So my buddy, the mouthpiece guy like the most innocent forever knocks on the door. He goes. Hey, he's like their party going on there. Right in the fucking door opens up and it was like fucking West while West movie like saloon fight. Just fucking Haymakers I remember I. Didn't even WanNa go in I was so scared because I was like. Oh my God. This is gonNA. Be fucking nuts. Just the mob just sent me in and. Everybody's just throwing. Remember this. Do jumping over my back punching. Face Right And the smoke fucking clears, and it all settles like fucking fifteen second Malay fuck and saddles, and we look at the party, and there's like six or seven guys, six or seven girls in. There's like a board game that's tipped over and we had gone to the wrong party. Swear to God. I know this sounds like a joke. The real party where they got hit. was upstairs. And I. Don't remember what happened, but they. They were actually rich kids, and they sued my friends for going in whatever the dumpsters they did. We all went into the wrong party. And they were in there, having like a couple's thing, and they were playing fucking monopoly or something, and all of a sudden there was a knock on the door as your party, and then everybody just came fucking running. Them. That's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't want to tell because I felt I felt really like yeah, felt back when I was in high school. The first real brawl that I ever saw was I was like seventeen I. think it was a senior in high school and there was a rich kid that moved into the neighborhood. He wanted to make friends, so he put on. This crazy party is invited. Everybody so kids from all kinds of different high schools were coming. Yeah Newton North Newton South, a bunch of kids from all sorts of other places and I happen to be at the right place at the right time. When I saw it pop off, people were already. Robin this guy. I saw people taking stuff out of bedrooms. run down the stairs with it. It was real sketchy because there was way too many people for this guy's on then this girl I still to this day. Don't remember what she did. She either slap his kind of phase, or she threw a drink in his face. I, don't remember I think. She slapped him, but I what I remember is he uncorked. Right hand on her. He know how to punch like I remember thinking. Wow, this guy's trained because he. He snapped Joe always the commentator. Listen I've been doing it for a long time. Whatever she did. I'm pretty sure. She slapped him, but he went us. I mean it was a perfect right hand hitter right in the face. Her head goes back. Is Guy behind catches her. She's totally unconscious and then. I chaos chairs, flying bodies piling up and I'm on the stairs. Watching this through the railings see the guy punched the girl as I'm coming up the stairs, I see it all play out of my holy fuck and Mike I gotta get Outta. Yes, and it was pile. I didn't hit. Anybody and nobody hit me. I fucking. It was like a movie like excuse me, pardon. Dodge everything meanwhile, I was fighting at the time I was. Traveling to tournaments all over the country and fight, so my friends were looking for me. They're like you know. Go get Joe and there's piles of People Brolin and I'm just stuck in the piles. And then I ran into my friend. Jimmy, and where everybody and we our friends and got in the car and drove off, and we were laughing our asses off, but it was like when we left. The cops are just starting to arrive piles of her fits beating the shit out of each other on the lawn. Who separated shoulder in that fight with popped it back in, and he went back up. Threw a punch with the same arm and missed. It came out again. I remember him flopping on the ground like a fish out of water. Oh, and afterwards we said to my. Why didn't you throw the other hand and he goes because I. wanted this hand to get its revenge. And made his part of his body like a karate movie. Event Shoulders. And I have to tell you something. People. Talk about you know you're a funny comedian. And Blah Blah the characters that I grew up with and what I loved about what they did in what they said was, they weren't trying to be funny. He was dead serious. Are Yeah and then we would drive home hammered. And we would three abreast. In the fuck in the the pickup truck was this guy's Dad's truck and he had the flattop, so he's got dried blood on his four. It would just driving home and nobody saying anything. And the dude in the middle has got the sunglasses on. And he's just sitting there like this. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, he'd just fucking goes like that scared. The fucking Shit on me. And I I was like what the fuck you doin', and he goes us all right. He goes because I took a little acid. He goes I was looking at this bug. He Goes I thought it was on the windshield it goes. It turned out. It was on the inside of my glasses. I don't know if that was true, but there's only there's no way you can never reenact how much he flipped it like how much you would freak out on acid. If you thought a bug was over there, but then your mind told you that it was on the inside of your fucking glasses and I, just remember. All three of us just crying, laughing driving home. At this. Just just the whole fucking situation and that was like that was like every weekend. Of My life alike! Probably a two and a half three years every single fucking weekend and we used to go in. To this club in this bar and Chelsea. Board yeah well. I I was such a baby face that was the only place where he served. Right sells a rough place. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was yeah, and they were like selling fucking. Blow out of there, so they didn't give a fuck. If you looked like you were twelve years old like I was when I go to our older, my vodka collinses. Only how old were you? I wasn't of age like nineteen or twenty probably twenty. And I would go in there and I just remember one time standing outside that bar. And there was this fucking. Do Like Rob Halford from fucking Judas. Priest just fucking totally GAC out of his fucking mind standing in front of his motorcycle. And he was telling this story about riding his bike and his drug thing he got stuck. He just kept saying go around the Apex Go. Around Apex. Apex Right hammered. and. I'm like making fun of the guy in front of them to my buddy I'm looking at my buddy and I'm so shit. Face I going going around the apex. Apex and he's hitting me because the guy staring at me Oh. Yeah, no, it was! It was a And I didn't underst- I. Cause I never did coke I didn't understand what was going on. Leave at that. I don't understand what's going on, but all I know is I just seem to be the guy that wanted to go home, i. Leave it at. That was a fucking dangerous place Boston was dangerous. Now I am. This is what I figured out what the fuck was going on was one time I went into the bathroom by myself to take a leak, and it was one of those things you walk in. There was a sink. There was a stand up general, and then there was a a stall, which had one toilet, and I walked in, and there was to fucking legs. Guys in then I was like the fucking. Those guys do and so. My, Dick's already out I'm taking a piss and they open like the the thing because they didn't have a latch opened up, and they had like the they were doing blow and I I was taking a pissed because it was weird, it was two guys in then I kind of glanced over as Amaury pissing I look over, and this guy's all fucking ham will wear wolf sick. Fuck you looking at. P. Then wash my hands after that one. There was a there was a lot I don't know why. Because a lot of like. Like easy targets really got hit, and I was beyond easy and somehow I, just never. I never. Yeah I. Did I did because I got really I was not as tough toughest. My friends who are my friends were fucking lunatics. You know my my grade was cool, but like the great above me. Great of blow me, they would like some fucking. They were crazy crazy talk to friends that grew up in other places. The they didn't have the same amount of fight stories I think. Boston is particularly fight. He place fighting saying. Yeah! There was something going on, but I think a lot of those east like New York and Going on. A lot of those. Like I find the people in like. New England Long Island tri-state area. It's all sort of the same savages. Savage Children of immigrants. That's what it is, but you go to the Midwest, and that's like German of Slavic People Polish people so I mean that's. I don't know I think they just had more space out there, so it wasn't as intense. Packed. Your in a Cornfield. There's something about Boston. Though in particular I think even more so than New York. Boston was just a lot of fights man. My. Boxing coach got his finger bitten off on a fight. He was on PCP bit his finger off, and he had his toe removed and replaced his finger with a toe. They'll tell you this now. I remember that was that was back then so he had it curved permanently so that he could still throw right hooks. So his his. When you shake his hand, he would always give you one of these. Two. He had this weird, looking nose and some guy. EMBIID. Tax Skies Lost Years. Do that's what I'm saying why? SMART around sixth grade I was just like. Yeah, this is the blood sport like A. Big. I'm going to try to be funny here, but yeah, there was a lot of. Those also a lot of the sports. Scene Back in Boston is just. Well. How wasn't saying hockey? Hockey was big in Boston and hockey's the only sport that involves actual fights is the only sport where fighting is a part of the sport I'm reading this book right now. I'm reading like I got three sports books. I'm reading right now. Right? I mean I've read a few lines and then a couple of chapters over here, and I'm reading this one called Bartlett gave it to me. The called the code and it breaks for anybody I've never understood. Why there was fighting, which I never quite understood, either, I just knew I liked it. It's it's now. The players have to police the game. I am not far enough into the book, but it's really eye opening. Like what goes on out there, these they have all these these enforces talking about it like sometimes you had to fight. Sometimes guys would just skate out. They put him on just the guy being out on the ice. Sometimes he's say something like. A We don't settle it down here. Boy, somebody's GonNa get hurt. A guy would just say that, and then people all right. Okay, let's fucking sticks back down. Everybody play old time hockey. Whatever the fuck you supposed to do, all star, hockey and Just as far as far as like. How this this whole code of and there's all these like you know. The heavyweights like heavyweight only Fox with the heavyweight, unless middleweight is doing some shit, and you gave them a warning, and he didn't. Then he has to take a fucking beating, and if he doesn't take the beating and turtles up, that means one of his fucking teamates is going to get the beating, and then he's going to be a fucking asshole in the locker. I mean is it? Is this whole web of Fascinating Shit? Because everybody just looks at the sport and they just think. Oh draw club. beat the Shit and there's a whole co fucking thing that that is going on out there. that. Actually because of that keeps the game safer which I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand it either but I just think it's fascinating that this one sport where it's okay to fight. Like. What you do. That's all they do is fuck. That's the whole sport. That's the sport itself, but there's no fighting basketball. There's agreed upon fighting hockey that doesn't exist in any other sport where everybody bats off, and these guys go ahead with cross. You can do it in Lacrosse. Who the fuck police professional across! I don't know but I wouldn't want to say that to one of them. Guys full fucking cage I wouldn't say that those guys are savages for the cross country skiers and all of a sudden. They got a rifle doing gun range I mean. Fuck it. What is that? That's not the Catholic. Test method tex-mex food by Asian. In in. America that's all it is. People are doing their version of cross country. Skiing like that's like. Yeah. I like that cross country skiing whether you then shoot. That's like the beginning of a lot of James, bond things seem to be in the snow. Yeah, well, the whole idea is elevated heart rates hard to control your shot. Because, I think they're supposed to shoot off handed to. You know they're not supposed to have arrest I. now see I. Don't know Shit about hunting, and that's the thing that always that I lived for on the hunting shows. What was when the guys after the kill? And then they were just. So scared. Just, saying this fucking Shit. I get if you're shooting like a lion. It's a nerve racking thing because you don't WanNa fuck up and you know it's GonNa. Make Fun of you know because you're gonNA hurt an animal. You don't WanNa. Woon the animal you WanNa. Kill it, you WANNA, kill it cleanly. It's and you have to keep it together while you're. You're pulling the trigger on an animal. You GonNA end. Its life is very nerve wracking. Can't you just give them the second one? Second bullet all saying if he runs away and then. If you nick it, you know. Shoot it in the leg or something like that. It's very likely it's GonNa. Get Away and die slowly. Get eaten by coyotes or something. Really bad who I got one for you because you got me watching those fucking videos. On animals eaten up to first of all. I love bears, but I can't watch them. Kill anything because they. One day down here down the buffalo by. Why won't they killed it? They stay killed because they start eating it before it's dead. They just hold it down and start eating. Yeah Zobeir do. I got one you okay. Have you watched the praying mantis videos? Yes, I. Have you see the one with praying? Mantis eats. The lizard tries to eat him. While he because he fucking alligator armed it. He was like I'm going to kill you. He kind of did the little flicky. He gave a Little Jab and then that thing just grab music what he like, and then start licked. Adam started. But if his jaw, but if he led his hands, go as you guys say with his tongue. I, think he could have pulled that thing in and crushed. No. No praying mantis is so fucking strong. There's so much stronger than you would imagine them being because they have these little stick arms that I watched one eat hummingbird. Date all kinds of shit. They'd everything to get a hold of. We're lucky there little. Praying. Mantis is amazing. I fucking love those little things they're. They're crazy. What they can do to a bird or something much larger than the Lizard was the most impressive because the Lizard thought it was gonna eat him, and the thing was totally immobilized. Yeah, it was like it reminded me of watching the Shit you say well. He's passed guard. Yeah, now he's going for. This thing was just like. Oh, it's. It's exactly like that because the their clamp is so, it's like somebody got an Darce. It's the same thing. Someone gets like a like this grip, and then cinches it up to a dark joke trapped in. That's what it was like he was it. Is this poor Fuck Hook? He thinks he's going to get them. He's like bitch. You Ain't getting nothing, but look behold his mouth open. As I I feel. But this lizard get, he gets away to get away for a second, but this is what's second, yeah? He starts south. He just started. I love it. Have you ever seen praying mantis versus a murder Hornet in everybody's afraid of murder Hornets. He's like fuck. What did you do to my face? Oh, Jesus, he's like in pain, shaken it off and the praying. Mantis is like bitcoin not dealt with you yet like he's an agony, and he's spasm around the praying mantis just locks onto him again and slowly starts pulling them apart. And at the end he's dead. He just starts eating his brain. that. They just can pull that skin apart and. Threw it, but the things so much bigger than him. That's like you eating a cow. Holy cow down. Until you. He's eaten. It's fucking brain. Dead as fuck. What that part's not a problem for me right here? Because now it's dead. Yeah, but it died this I. Know that that was the party. I love it. I'm a big fan of the praying Mantis I like the technique. I'm not gonNA begrudge. I, I don't need whole the video. The grizzly taken down the buffalo only two days ago, it was in yellowstone linked to a thirty minute video of it just fucking up all sorts of animals or Put that by the way this fucking people. Here goes. What's what's GonNa fucking. Things, leaf that. Wow. What a weird looking creature! How the Prime Minister's pink. He's He's camouflage himself. Oh Wow. Now he's a color. The leaf is is a good player. Ten million views on this praying mantis video. They're amazing animals men. We can say about. I wasn't mad about any like. I you know. I love bears right. Yes, I love when they ride the bikes at the fucking. Urges. This is my thing about that. What did they have to do to that pair? When you see what this thing can do to a bison? What did they do to that bear to get them to get on a fucking bicycle? Give them food. That's all they train them in how you did it. Bear in the back. Confidence the way you said that because I've seen actually you've. Seen? The train bears. Yeah, they can treat you. Guys doesn't need any sleep like of all the random fuck things I've seen it. This is the one with the. With the with the whip their little, whip there. is on a bike. I'll take you freaks out. I don't think he's beaten the bear. I'll tell you right now. That guy's not dressed to get fucking to be attacked by a bear. No well, the bears got a muzzle on, and it's a little asper, but at Barest. You Man Fuck. You got the. They got the Freddie Krueger clause. On I got four of these. Now. That, wow, I mean. Can you humiliate a bear even more? He's gotTa wear that frilly outfit. Now. You gotta didn't give him a motorcycle. It was a big Fan of the bears riding by always joking me, too. I thought. Actually watched a whole training video of how like that's where do you find what part of the Internet you on well I don't know I. was. I was trying to figure out why people that book the fuck that guys get a giant Grizzly bear on the back of his Bike Lane A. It's played a trumpet. 'cause. He got any volume on this trumpet. Let me hear this. Bag Up there. This person that's filming. This is an idiot. You think it can't break gotta that seat belt. On a fucking lap belt. He's just. Imagine this guy to be Russia, right? Where they would allow, this is in Russia. Yeah, look at the language in the back of that trunk. fucking traffic. It's fucking outsized. fucking thing my God, just throwing his arms up. Just thinking about ribbon person apart. No, he is yeah. He's thinking I used to be in the woods. Could fuck and eat whatever I wanted. The weird thing about bears is if you train them when they're young. They're almost like dogs. They become your buddy. Is Weird Dade Seventy tells that bear that it's riding bitch that guy fucking. Riding a motorcycle. It's GonNa. Be In trouble is right on the side cart. Yeah, he's GonNa be in trouble. Side cards whatever happened to those you never see those motorcycle with a sidecar racing. No, the decide cart, race car racing, and when they go around and turn okay, and it's on the side where the guy's riding side is lifted up that guy. He has to stand up to the going like I don't know how many fucking miles and now he has to stand up and lean over all the way over on this side of the bike, because of the way to the psychosocial. Off So it doesn't yeah, making go through the turn at a higher speed I mean. It's bad enough. Would you guy in the car with the map? You ever seen those? Turn. Turn and one hundred yards left leg right left. Yeah, those are those rally drivers right I never. Do you know what they're doing to yelling out directions of the road right, but they have notebooks that tells them like. What was the next turn next turn right I guess that the courses so long that they they can't memorize it. Maybe. It's just through can. Town must be yeah. This. Is sidecar racing back of some the driver? I believe. CASSIA moves over. Fast fuck going really fast. Oh my God. You're the one who turned me onto. Those bike races in the Isle of Man. I was supposed to go to that this year. Oh, you'd be side on the side own. No, no, no, no fucking way. No, I planted to befriend some people in town with a balcony. Even then like got no. Some part of the bike could come flying up with I want to go to that before they outlawed. And outlawed because people die every year. More people have died than years. They've had it. And it's still like look at these mother fuckers. Slices so. One person dies every year. Coverage Yeah and I think way back in the day way more people died like the safety. Equipment is much better, but you see that going by brick walls, and trees and shrubs just know. Jesus Christ when he says safety equipment. What what the fuck kind of safety equipment going to save you? Yeah, well. They have an air bag, which is really amazing piece of technology. Whereas you fall, it can tell when you let go the bike and you're falling instantaneously, and it protects your organs. Yeah, but obviously brings in the fluids, so doesn't protect that. I tell you, but the best racing out there motor GP is the shit better than this. Well, I don't know I. Yeah I would actually sit because I like the passing. Passing Woods kind of went with Formula One where the Mercedes and Ferrari are just so much better than everybody else. It kind of comes down to the two of them and every year since I've been watching since twenty fifteen so I'm new to the sport the Talian GP right here. Yes, that's also Marc Marquez I. BELIEVE YOU! Oh, these guys yeah. Wow, so mark mark. The Guy in second place is like he's the Jordan of the sports. Right for real debates. He also is actually in third I. Don't know who's in I, so those do. Cardio Honda, do and I think a Suzuki. Do you right? I did for three months out. I always wanted to ride. My parents would never let me so finally out here. I took a motorcycle safety. Course I got my license and everything I had a bike for like two months, and it was just. It's La is not the place to learn how to ride and everyone was texting while driving in. Wyoming. I think I WANNA, get a dirt bike. But this is the type of shit like what this racing. What I like is like three or four racist. Last year on the final lap, there was like two guys that would pass each other like four or five times. Like that Shit Right. So, then you try to come on the brakes. The La- the latest on the brakes, but not overshoot the tournament. There's just so much shit that's. He, so to learn as you're watching I still don't know shit about up. These guys of. Credit would you be into going to a track? Learn run on track. That seems like the safest way to do. Absolutely, that is the way to do it, and then we're all of that gear and then half funding. You can like open up Dean semi. It's kind of Porsche could go two hundred miles an hour. But he fucking doesn't on a highway, and it's just like you kill somebody or kill. Yourself is like take that thing to the track. Don't do that and God. Forbid you hit some debris? What's? Going to happen to your car like you I just think I think there's a lot of people that I high performance shit that go into a track either is not available. It doesn't enter their mind like somebody like myself like it wasn't until I started watching racing. Kind of learned a little bit about I'm like Oh, this is like a track out in the inland empire. You know there's there's a day where the general public and come down or whatever you can pay rent the track, and it's kind of like you know lot of these guys. You see driving around in Ferraris. If you have the only time I ever drove. A Ferrari was I drove. One into tracking was fucking unbelievable like how hard you could stop on the brakes on the thing locking up and. Trying to impress the guy you're riding with, and you think he just wanted to be like Florida and Blah. Blah Blah what you really wanted to be doing a smoothly. Go around the the smoother you go both. On the gas and breaking then it becomes like this really. Like, finesse thing where it looks like you just grabbed the fucking throat in in. You know like I. Only get one time, but I I immediately learned that. Made me appreciate what they were doing a lot more plus any went around five times. My fucking brain was. PITCHY, force. I almost felt a little bit Not Sick. I felt a little fucked up like I think I'm going to sit down here for a couple of seconds, not say it's the guys driving with it. Fine fine could do that all day. Jamie pull up a Porsche rally driving the dirt road. Porsche drivers those guys that are reading left right left right. Right Let. A notebook. You need a driver next to you. That's got a notebook. That looks like a lot of fun. Apparently, that's a great way to learn how to really drive to is on the dirt dirt bikes. 'cause you slide a lot. She learned how to counter sphere, and you learn how to how to handle the weight out back kicking our and how to counter I have this weird thing where I am fascinated by machines and I want them. I see I wanNA learn how to. Drive it a fly it or whatever but I'm not a speed guy. Like I'm just not into like. Smart going fast as I. Don't know I i. like Chile these guys see the guy the guy with the book. A regular book. How fucking so it's got a digital thing telling them what gear is in? And is what fascinates me. Is the trust between those two guys? Oh, yeah? This guy. This guy is driving like a fucking lunatic and this guy's looking down his paper. You know when you're driving like lunatic you looking at him going to slow down, slow down. This is a road, people and trees and cars and houses on both sides. This guy full lying down this fucking Roden. He's going sideways all the time. Seem counter steering all the time we seize asset. Kick Out! All the time. That's amazing Oh. My God and how will these fucking people that are so confident? They can stand on the side of the road while he's maniacs. fucking I us to think racing. Was this stupid mindless thing? Now I think it's one of the coolest sports out there. It's a very cool sport. It's ver- I'd like driving cars just to feel the mechanical. Just the gears move in and all the that are happening i. have a old Porsche ninety-three. That's No power steering doesn't have a radio doesn't have anything sauce, and it's all air cooled, so it sounds like. It's really mechanical I'll show it to. You have to read one yeah. Let. You, drive it. It's fun is, but it's not fast. Does that is the slowest car have? But it's fun. It's so fun to drive like you feel everything. You feel every bump. There's no nothing between you and the wheels in terms of steering does no wind power your steering wheel all by your hands, really hard to steer. It's not that safe, either you can't make quick turns. You GotTa Really Muscle that Motherfucker I'm I'm into lake. Jesus Christ but when I dry lease, fucking crazy asshole study. With the propeller had he's just like yeah. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm enjoying this so. fucking heighten. This guy catches the ground with two wheels. Oh my God, does it land? Good at does lend good. That's amazing. But I drive that car the comedy store that's my if I want to do like if a really working on something or a really WanNa be jazzed up for a set I'll take that car the comedy store because it's so loud and fucking smokey and. Everything's like your whole body. Feel it, you like you're excited when you get there. It's like you're stimulant. Now it's. It's fun man. You should. You know since last time. I did this. This show I got to finally fly. A star, which was what the cops and the news guys fly, and that was that was the coolest thing as star helicopter which tell people is is the coolest thing I've ever flown as far as like Just the power and had compared to what I you know I fled. He's little, fucking, egg, beaters, or whatever, but like I did until all bullshit happen. but I got one of the last flights I did I got to fly a buddy of mine. Who was training me to get my instrument like I passed the test. and then after you pass the test you of two years so I still have two years I have to December of next year to pass it so I gotta finish that part of it. You know do podcast since you took me up. Have you done since you took me up I? Think I think we did yeah. Jim, yeah, facto fine. We went over downtown. La and you realize how many of those buildings have helicopter spots on the top yeah? That was fun man. It's crazy to me that with the helicopter. You could just kind of go wherever you want to go. Yeah, his fucking float around. Just go where. Jack up its, but then what it is, is you give up speed? For that design, you give us all kinds of drag and just the way. It's designed for what they WANNA do with it. You give up speed so I get. Envious of planes were even if you get like a Cessna like they can just fly. Though I mean I think even like the? Some of the smaller ones can fly faster than the some of the faster. Hello Amendment, you'd have to have like eight million dollars helicopter. Maybe I could fly fast, but anything that I fucked with. You can't come anywhere near like. Hundred Twenty hundred thirty knots, and then it depends on. Headwind. Well, it's it's like it depends on how the wind because you can literally be flying ninety knots and have like a fucking fifth now now what I fly, but a significant head went. On this is all shit, you have to know on the tests and the second you take the test. You fucking forget, but you'll actually be going slow our. I've had times especially out like in Palm Desert and stuff with is like a Venturi, with the way, the mountains are in the fucking. The wind comes in which can be really fucking scary as far as our throws around. You're looking down at the highway with what I fly and they're going faster than you and you. And then that's when it sucks. Because also helicopter you you you the whole. You can't just like take your hands off, Shit. So you have to you. You're literally Porsche like your, you know. Measuring like trying to parallel park that car later car, it's a nightmare. I have sixty eight Ford F. One hundred. When I I had power steering dude, and it was just like I mean I remember when you bought the thing that the ice house. That thing is shit yeah. I love that old truck. That's kind of my thing. I like the trucks and then I like old like. Not Pimp cars like the guy who is a pimp, but he's not a pimp like like. You know what I mean, not literally a pimp. He doesn't have a stable of bitches, but he's crushing life like I liked that car like like. If I was going to get another car, we'll get a sixty seven Cadillac Eldorado actually. The color that I loved that was in that the Tarantino movie, but somebody was selling and I. Swear to God it by the time I saw youtube was already sold. I would have bought that fucking car. It's the most gangster. Man's car like just the back Internet. It's perfection. I absolutely love that fucking car. It's a beautiful car sixty seven Eldorado. Would you get a convertible or right now? I hate convertibles. Do you really all convertibles? Yea. I got a I'm a little sexist with the convertible. There's one convertible that I liked one then a have. Sixty five corvette now that that that's a seventy. No, no, that's that's a years up. It's the car that the the the woman playing Margot, wasn't he? Margot Robbie there it is. Right there, the looks like it's green there but I I think it was a blue, not no, not that one over the governor suspenders right to the left of that. Don't there that car. Wow you got to see the. Car that! That's the sixty seven. Sixty eight or something like that, but the back end look up a sixty seven Cadillac Eldorado rear end. This is what I do while you're learning. How the train fucking bear to ride a bicycle this shit? Click on that first one click on the first one. We see a little bit of the side of the car. I mean look at that beautiful. That is beautiful. You need one of those in Your Life Bill. I do I. Need you driving one of them. This is what I love about my wife. As I'll show that when you think about that, she's like. That's a fucking good-looking car. She would be cool if I got something like that I think for sure. I'm fair skin to drive that. You need olive skin. No more could pull it off. You can pull it off. You need one of them. Paper boy hats, though now that that thing would. That thing would fucking? That thing would blend too much and with my beard. Look like it'd be the Ginger Mobile. Would you get? The. Year they got. There's a there's a blue that they have. It's not that blue. It's more. It's more of a red one. Click on that read one the middle, but look at the front when you lights of flipped out. Look at that, thank God Lukaku Alexan- read. That's a fucking beautiful car. O, but the lines in their car. That's just and that's the kind of come. You'RE NOT GONNA. Smoke a cigar driving down the street. Right in that bucket. Yeah! That's beautiful I. Think I'm going to get one jet one. I know where I'm going to put then going to be that guy with the fucking garage. You Park it here. Oh, UV! Rays all right. Dude this is why the podcast in the world trying to help people. Trying to encourage irresponsible behavior, and if you continue to own your podcast, you can buy something like that, and if you don't you're fucking, agent will buy that. Yeah I love Them I. Love Cadillac convertibles to though I don't like a muscle car convertibles after Sir like mind. That Corbett that I have out there. You've seen that silver. One Yeah I love that convertible, but that has a aftermarket suspension and aftermarket frame. I've seen. I love the fact that the old ones those frame it's too. There's too much bounce to shake and wiggle to have an aftermarket chassis. It's far stiffer. They make it so that it's like very very rigid. It doesn't bounce around nearly. A sway bar or something that you would put in there because I know in my truck. When I take a turn, I have to grab underneath the seat. Slide into the door. They can upgrade your coil overs and stuff like that and put a better suspension handles nice balance of a little bit of modern on it, and still fighting it see feel like it's still shifts on the column. Which I think is bad ass, but then when I get on the highway, I gotta stay in the right lane. You know three on the tree. Disgrace on swap disc brakes out I had. It had it had just the shoes on it and then Rum's the drum brakes Ya, and then I converted those Christopher Titus helped me with those. And then what did I do? After that I switched out the radiator because they tended to run hot, so they put an aluminum one in. And What else do we do too tight? Power brakes and then power steering. Titus used to have a so wheat I think it was a fifty five Chevy Forum on the show rides. It was incredible that chip. Think chip foods minute. Yeah, it was incredible. Just I don't know if he's still has he might have lost it when you get divorced and all that jazz, but it was I think he got it back, did he? I think he got it back, but I. Liked Christopher Titus I like those those resto MoD. Cars is appropriate, is there? It is look at that fucking thing pretty damn. That is a work of art. God it's it's all very modified to fifty-six Belair custom for by chip foods. You go down. Jamie ends up one on the left hand right there with titus. Right there. I think that's him. Look that fuck, I mean that's a bad. That is incredible. Car is incredible. When Wendy you like look at that drive that and not smile. Yeah, that's what I. I like also. I I'm into those cab over engine. Trucks wear a cab over engine. What does that look those those little? Those were the trucks. Forties and fifties in the reason why they had that was, there was some weird law where they didn't want trucks to get too long. So then that affected the so they kept a tractor trailer long and then they put the engine kits cab over engine is what it stands the engines below you while you're sitting there. Yeah, so if you look at some of the ones that people have fixed up there. fucking wild hat is wildly that thing yeah? Wow, but the thing is if you do a Gig in like Wyoming you can find an all original one just like sitting in junkyards and shit. Look at that fucking thing, God! Damn! That's like I. Always wished like one of those car shows like fast and loud. The ones I've watched throughout the years I always wished. Somebody would do one of those. I had that guy on the podcast. He was awesome. Yeah, he brought his own kilo another great one from when I was a kid. That yellow one down. That's a Ford. Yup, I love those because that was like. The fire engines looked like that thing. What would you do with it? But that drive around exist over? It's for sale, gateway classic cars. I know, but that's that's like the dumb shit. I like those those kind of the GMC. RV from stripes in and you got to do it in the palm desert. fucking the the the Ron. Burgundy Green. You like very odd. Cars! I I think you you're into mustangs, and you're into fucking like the GTO's and the ones you're supposed to like. And then I'll ignore what you just. and then I mean you gotta get the Interior on that fucking thing scooby Doo Mobile. That's the mystery mobile. Now. They had a van. You. Click on Click on the one year on the right. The lower left all the way to lower left from the cluster on the right. Yeah. Click on that fucking thing now that's not. Between. It's the one it's the best green when they have just clicked. Dare look at. Who it inside. It looks like Ron Burgundy suit like it's the green plaid type, shit? Get a little humidor in their drive. Around do some. Come on. That's the fucking, Shit. So you like those old cars like GTO's and. Like all of those, but like what I don't like about them, is the baby boomers like them and they have a zillion dollars, so then all of a sudden. It's like you know this is a Mustang Shelly. I'm going to start the two hundred fifty thousand dollars. It's like Oh. Fuck yourself so. I like. I like a sixty five Ford Galaxy. That's what Frank Murphy. Season four episode family. That's what he drives. I like station wagons. Have you ever seen those icon thrift masters? You know what that is Jonathan Ward Guy from icon. He takes an old thrift, master and Re doesn't completely from the bottom up. It's the fucking most incredible car. It drives like a car, but that look at it looks insane. At that thing. They and they they do it from the bottom up, so it's all like modern breaks, modern suspension, beautiful intense what I love, but then when you go in inside I. Want it to look like the year. That truck was silver. One the one right above your cursor at that. I've actually I looked at one. I accidentally came upon that one. That's beautiful I got another one. That's a weird one look GMC I always forget. The name of these things were a parade of progress. That's what it's called. I think that's they would drive these things like elephants into town. They were like living room giant truck. Slash RV thing. The fuck of these things call. That thing look at fucking thing. WHAT THE FUCK! How do you even know about this? So so the the great thing is you open the door and there's like a spiral staircase where you you go up and in their. What they usually had was back in the day because they would open it up on the side, they drive him in like elephants and make like a semicircle and people would walk in. I don't know I. Don't know what they have in there. That's yeah. That's a airplane, engine or something. Airplane engine. The middle of that I don't know because somebody other customized it power for the area I think they were it. Was this weird sort of? After World War Two see the black and white. They like driving in driving them into town. And look at the steering wheel you right in the center and there was like a little spiral staircase that you walked up. Those things go for like. I forget how much to three million bucks or something. Thirty six. It says parade of progress shows you. What that motherfucker. Yeah! That's just what weird shit. That's so that's what you want. One of those a rolling podcast studio. No that shit is too weird, but I appreciate it. Like when you know that old BMW where the whole front of the car opens up, and you got the steering wheel like goes out like disconnects and goes out with the front of the CONAN. All right I just it would help if I knew the names of the cars. The steering wheel disconnects. BMW IS NO STEVE URKEL failing matters. That's, why! That's it. That's look at this, so how you getting you like open the front. Click on the. Steering, wheel does it disconnect something weird? Steering Wheel Stays. Stacey looks like it disconnects. Though maybe like just in comes back. You enter through the severe. Get in the Front End Collision. You gotTA. Kick the windows out to get out of the car and it's three wheels to. There's one real. Urkel I forgot about Urkel. His his came off in the car I met him more time. He's like the coolest fucking guy. He's really Nice I. Guess Have Bins over there to see how it's turned down the site. Oh, bends in these step over it wo- The I knew there was something. Something about the steering wheel. Yeah, there's a lot of weird shit, but you like weird stuff. You're not necessarily like you you. You know what necessary to cool things. No, it's like if you get into music if you really get into a band like if you're into ACDC, right, can you really listen to? You shook me all night long again. You're like dude. You got to listen to. What's next to the moon? Get it hot. You know or like Co d- I. I like after a while. You just like all right. You know like I would say shook me all night long is the Mustang GT OF A. Songs. And it's like if you're out here, Zillion mustangs, but let's like you after a while you want you want to see you know it's. Part of human beings. You want something a little bit different. It's a little different. It's cooler like I kind of learned from fast and loud that the The Ford Falcon or something. They had the same chassis as the fucking Mustang. But like it's just a way. Cooler car because. Everybody goes for like the Mustang. You I mean you. Spend all that money, and then some other fucking assholes shows up and he has one two. That doesn't bother me. Bugs me. It's like when you're in a comedy club, and then if somebody just touches on the topic, you're like I can't talk about that. Yes, I get that, because then it becomes like. Oh, they all do I get that, but there's a reason why everybody loves mustangs I. Love Him, too. I have this weird thing where I love the interior up to sixty six, but I like the back end on sixty sixty seven sixty eight. Yeah, I like that back. But that's when they got the shit steering wheel like the steering wheel in like in the sixties looks like an old school steering wheel, and that one that they haven't sixty seven sixty eight was when they first came out with that one. That one starts to like cars. They're going to get ugly now. The last muscle car that I like that that I that I vividly remember like the last year would probably be the seventy Camaro with like shark knows frogs. Yeah, I like that, and then there's a few. There's a Buick Riviera tale from the early seventies that I like I'm really into those big two door sedan sort of like You, know He. He's his own man. Era. I love those I fucking love those cars and You know. I'm trying to think like this a few cars in the eighties they really tapers off. Though but I like Ford trucks right up into eighty six I didn't like when they did the first that I design of the Aero dynamic headlights I didn't like, but then there was one of the early nineties. The ONE OJ had that front end on his Bronco. That one is the Shit Yeah I saw one yesterday exactly like OJ's. Totally restored. I also cars up into seventy. One seventy one seems like the last year like seventy one Barracuda. Still Really Nice car. Then it gets into seventy two. They start looking sketchy seventy-three. They look sketchy. Adults. They kept. They kept the model name, and it was just completely. D Bald. Yes, like when your friends starts going out with just some total Kant in all of a sudden. He can't hang out anymore like there was that era. The Mustang, Cobra. Once got into the eighties with Mustang through a useless. The set late late seventies early eighties wants the gas crisis hit. They started making economical mustangs. mustangs didn't eat so much gas. They're useless. It's just a it's a hard fall between if you go from sixty seven to seventy seven. It's like what the fuck happened to you Dan. The Mustang got fat like the Mach. One and everything it was like. kind of got into its Elvis years. The Mustang I'm rested on my laurels here. Well, there's no pizzazz to them. You know late late seventy seventy nine Mustang there's no pizzazz. This is how bad it went. It became so quickly if watch like the member of the game show network I used to love that because I. I in fascinated with prices. You know and like they would be like like they actually tried to pass off a Chevy Vega as a sports car, and these people losing their minds, and I, remember the Chevy Vega. A lot of like. Guys who shit about cars back in the day they would try like jam. Corvette engines. because. They couldn't afford a corvette, so they've, but they knew about. You know how to build cars and stuff, so those were real like to. Yeah there was always somebody had one of those like an El Camino up on blocks going to finish that someday. Yeah and El Camino is a rare breed person that a pickup truck thats fucked chevelle. It's a Chevelle front end. It looks good in the front and then you get to the back like. Early eighties that that Vega yeah, that was concerned. Sporty was backed for Girls Bucks. Girls with Buxton. GET PUT ON TV funny. Yeah, that's another amazing thing like. How do we what what happened where we really it was it? Sir, mix a lot like woke us up. Yeah, he. He made the mainstream and we'll give him. Credit might have been. Before that. Who else was it? Was All about tits. Wise guys were running shit and it was about tits. I don't know why it was all about tease. Something happened. Something happened and it became. Asses became really important. Because now the fake ass! I think is probably more prevalent. than the fake take like maybe the nineties was like sort of the apex of the fake Titi He'd watch porn and tit almost look like bloodshot. It'd be like veins on the side like they'd stretch the skin he saw. That was a really bad. Yep, fat bottomed girls before that. I don't think they, didn't he? Still Freddie Mercury prints and around in the video. I think yeah good song though. Yeah. What was it like wh? WHO's like? No, it wasn't Jennifer is less. Less. Yes, because I was always announcement, always I was just felt like that was the nucleus of woman if she had a nice s, the rest of the body was going to be nice. I give Shige Cup tic- great. They won't be hanging on your fucking knees when I'm fifty. Old Smoking a cigar doing podcast. This weird, though that the sh-. The shape caught on. It's very strange like the what what's injured. What what guys are attracted to changed? Why think because? Why people were so dominant with fucking owning everything that their idea beauty became. The Standard and just general idea beauty changed to. That's what strange. I would say it somewhere, Yoann. TV wraps somewhere around there. Just making up shit somewhere around there. I'm going to give Ed Lover. And the other Dr Dre Credit, I think it's it happened around the same time. Girls lost their pubic. Because we're in high school. All everyone poops even in college. Everyone had poops. The Apex pubis was the seventies. You. Proud of you pukes in the seventy seventies, yeah! Dude I, remember like you'd go the fuck and public pool and the chicks had like the Bikini Shit coming out the side. I remember thinking I. Was a little kid like we see a pubis. JUBES! Now Pews discussed. It was muffs. If you're a girl and you got full Bush now, you're a dangerous woman, but then I would say. that. That was probably. Dr J. in the APA crossing over. Made women proud of their muffs. Not. Job! And there's no research. We just started talking. Just making this up. But there is a clear shift that happened. It's just like what happened. What what made that? Clear shift porn caused the people to get rid of the PUP-. That's definitely what happen. 'cause porn led the way they trimmed the poops first, and then everybody trimmed the pubic now too far. Now. No, you know, then. It went too far too far. Bush. Yeah I would like the should look like a woman, yeah, yeah? Not like cancer patient. Yeah, so! This if you banging me I'm just happy. Happy showed God bless you. You can find beauty and everything, but when I was a kid, I mean. Everyone poops. Was a thing. It is oh, that's a weird. Weird moment in our our culture that we all just decided cubes of disgusting. I think more that they need to be maintained, yes. Going to be a camera in eighth of an inch from. And then. Gynecological. So. So! What's his movie did? did this movie's called the King of Staten Island, Jot Appetite Pete Davidson. Mustache. Need one of those in your life? Why don't you grow those? he bit. It was really annoying to eat with club Soda Kenny told me I 'cause he was. The Guy was saying to my doing this this right here because there's a hallway to grow it where it's like he goes all right. He goes if you're GONNA do the COP firemen one he goes. The hair has to go over the over your top lip. Kenny had all these great old ideas from when he was a cop. and. What is this movie about? It's. It's sort of autobiographical. Of Davidson's life where he's playing a kid, whose dad is a firefighter who died in a fire? It's not nine eleven like Pete's real dead. And it's basically his mom hasn't dated. They just sort of froze. Which I you know. I think something that kind of happened. In his family, and then all of a sudden is mother started dating, and it was weird for him, so basically His mother, you know through whatever circumstances owner ruin and I ended up meeting her after me and Pete you know is character I. Don't like his I'm coming to his house to fuck in yellow. Whatever and then I see. His mom played by Marisa Tomei and then all of a sudden. You know you know we click or whatever we start dating whatever and then he fucking hates it. The comedy ensues. It's you know it's got a lot of hard. You know it's not a hundred percent comedy, but Marisa Tomei Dom Lombardo Z.. Include, Shemi. No, it's streaming everywhere except Netflix's, it's It's going to be like it's like that movie. That kid movie trolls whatever they did is what universal is doing with this one where it's going to be anywhere where you can stream movies so as opposed to be in the movie theater. It was going to be a movie theater, and then all this stuff happen. Yeah, so then people who make movies deciding. We're GONNA. Hold onto some of this stuff which are doing with some movies this thing. Fortunately, they're going to put out there. It is apple TV verizon. Youtube Google play Amazon prime basically. Why wouldn't Netflix's up on board with this? Come on Netflix. I don't think there's a it's a come on netflixing I think eventually will probably end down there, but I think I. They do this. This is the way they're going to get their box office. I guess get it on Microsoft, how many people are buying movies on Microsoft like you'd be surprised would be. That's why I'm asking there would be I think. That's an easy answer. You'd be surprised. That's like a political. No answer for you so. Show. Many people are buying on Microsoft. Yeah so, do you think this is a good thing that movies are being forced to stream I I kinda like it I mean I. Don't want movie theaters to go under, but I do like the option of being able to watch a newly released movie at home. Yeah I think everything's going to adapt I. Don't think the movie theaters ever going to go away because I. I still enjoy going to the movies. It's also it's a way to get out of the house. You get a sitter. You reconnect with your wife. That's right with friends popcorn. Jobs come back right, have fun! Anytime! I hang with my wife like if we get like a couple of days away, the magic instant instant comes back, and then when we get back to the house, it's like the grind again and we just start laughing. We, gotTa remember, you gotTa remember those two days, so the key is to have those little things enough that you don't forget it, so you don't start fucking grown apart due date nights. Yeah, yeah, I date nights when my wife and we were doing them when I was when I was at the store all the time when comedy was up, I was doing on Saturday night because she didn't have to get up early in. In the morning for the kids take the kids at school, so she could be rested and refreshed to go to school the next day, so didn't have to get up on. Sunday so it was a good day, so I would take Sunday off a standup. Yeah, we do date nights and this is the thing is women seem impossible to guys, especially someone like me with all my fucking issues. It's like just something like that. Does wonders. For Your your connection and Then? We also had like once a week. We were doing like Before we got pregnant again, we were doing a family dinner, and that was the best and what we were going to was a bunch of like just mom and pop places like the Valley and out in Pasadena and stuff like that of these places that are just you know legendary in you know in that area, but they don't have a chain, so it's cool. You feel like you give them. You know regular people. Money and business, and we would go there. And when like that was a big thing when I was growing up before you had all these screens and all of this shit going out to dinner with the family. Yeah I. Remember being excited. They used to have this chain and Massachusetts member Pewter Pot. Yeah, they? Basically they made muffins. Somehow they were chained, made muffins, and then they expanded into having full dinners, and everything was made out of wood was very like seventies, and that was like a big thing. My. Dad came going to pure to tonight and you like site. Cheeseburger fries and then a blueberry muffin. Such a weird order, but I was a kid and you wouldn't get. It was fucking awesome so I want my kids to. Have a little bit of that that sort of. I don't know probably romancing it, but I think it's because it was from my childhood, but I think it's an important thing to do shit like that. Yeah I'm a big fan of mom-and-pop restaurants or a place we used to go to in woodland hills, called Brandy wine and the owner, Peggy and Chris the owners. There was the the owners one. The female owner was the chef and the male owner was the maitre d' and they were a married couple. They've been together forever and they went when we met them, they were probably. I want to say in their seventies like pretty deep and there's every. Already Fair- fairly along pretty far down the road. Then they eventually sold the place. They sold the place when it was sad. You know and then some new. People bought it, but I think it went under now, but I was a great little place a small place. It didn't seem very many. That sadness! I get old because that's shit. Really used to depress me. What I look at was like you know. When they opened this restaurant and they were young, there was old people that were upset about whatever they cleared out, and it just happens. You know what I mean like. I was just upset that I couldn't see them. I just enjoyed their company. It was it was always a you know. We have been going there for ten years, so it was one of those places, but I do is i. take the humanity out of. The cycle of life is just like the praying mantis in the Lizard Dude I i. tell you this fucking this fucking. This whole quarantine thing, really i. I never realized what a fucking idiot I am telling me you're everything I'm doing why the fuck did I just do this. Why did this need to fucking be on here? You want by Joe, be you? You're a clean freak or something you can I'm cutting up his ashes a coke. It back to Chelsea going on. Cocaine memory from I never did go, but a this lady doing it I was coming home from Kelly's roast beef. Joe, road! While that's what I'm saying. Smart enough to realize it's not for me. What about me? We were driving? I could snap on weed. I don't need to be doing coke. Weeden an espresso. You're ready to fight. We're driving back from Kelly's roast beef. Do Remember Kelly revere. Funny I. Don't think I ever went there. Really I drove by it. A million times going by copies liquors on the way up to the calendar was great member Kathy's. I do yeah near Kowloon Drive A. Kelly's roast beef clams to didn't they have clams those fried clams? I always that was one of those places I meant to get to. I always meant to get to that, and then that steakhouse with the giant CACTUS. Eat these what? Hills halls e Yes. There someday. I always asked my I just loved the House Fake House Out Front. And we live on the north shore then so we would drive my dad into work. We would always go down route one. And we would go by that and I would think like you know. And there was also a hockey rink up there that had a bruins emblem that they were allowed to use before like all the. Corporate people really like you can't use our logo so that bruins. I was convinced that's where the bruins practice. I went to hilltop steakhouse once, and it was for some reason I have it connected in my mind with a boxing match. It was on TV because I was so bummed out. A Sugar Ray Leonard fultz Terry Norris. And the. Name I should say Terry Norris Monster and show so a sugar ray when he was in his prime, but he got older in, he fought Terry Norris when Terry. Norris was a fucking just a demon. He was so good and sugar ages should had no business fighting, and I remember eaten food. Just being bummed out just. Fuck. This is what happens to all these guys. Like they all decide they all decide one more fight one more fight. Let me let me do it. And he came back and beat a secret. If you find that, can you imagine if your body broke down in around thirty five zoo? Stand up anymore. You definitely try to go for one more set. Yeah, but it's different. It's different. It is thought different same. You're right Terry Terry Norris. Totally different was in his prime, and he was just so fast in elite and sugar I was just I wanna say it was like thirty eight or something like that. I don't know how old he was, but it was. It was hard to watch. For Madison Square Garden New York said something I think sugar. Ray Leonard. I don't think I mean what what about that division? He was in Oh my God to. Duran and Leonard. Well, you fought Hagler long I mean he came back and fought, Hagler and then hagler retired. After that one loss, he just like I'm good, but it was just watching Terry Norris went to Italy and started making movies. Yeah, hilarious movies, Buddy mind that is convinced that fight was fixed. Talion mob, and then his payoff was the game a movie career in Italy. It might be true. You Buddy might be right. There's something about it that I watched I'm like almost looks like hackers taking something off of his punches. And also don't see doing that. I don't think I. Don't see doing that. That's why I didn't see him. Retire I think he might have gotten fucked on a decision on that fight. Because if I really felt could've I was such a hearns. Hagler Fan, and also what about what about Tommy hearns being is tall easy was but could make that weight. When he fought sugar ray, I think he was only twenty two, and he was one forty seven sugar ray. Stop them after Angelo Dundee gave him that speech in the corner. You're blowing it. Kid Remember that I'll never forget that. The one that I remember one of the greatest ones I saw corner guy. was that. Corrales steel fight Oh and when he gets in the corner, he'd been knocked down For like how many times kept spitting out his mouthpiece, and they took away a point or something he goes into his corner, and I remember as his manager. Whatever you call, a guy is in the corner and go trailer. He goes. You better fucking. Get inside now. I don't even know what that means i. he said that and then this fucking Charlie Murphy wrestled told me about that fight. He's bill. You got to see this fight eagles I woke up my whole family. He was a wild and he actually Charlie. He was such a funny guy and he hurt his foot. That's how much he was into it like when he came back after getting knocked down in knocked out the other guy, I always forget crowds steal. A. Is The guy. Won that fight right well? They fought more than once a believe. Dio Corrales, he's the and he died on a motorcycle exactly. Yeah terrible. Underrated fight when I back this back when I had timing to watch, this shit was Vanda holyfield verse Michael Dokes Own. A great that great fight Holyfield so many great fights! Back our a warrior is. Coming back. Do you know that I. WanNa see that he's training. Mike Mike Tyson's training both training. In their fifties. Yeah here! It is Michael Dokes. Yeah. It was I mean it's just amazing. How much longevity Holyfield had and Holyfield started as a cruiserweight I remember when he beat Dwight Muhammad colleague for the cruiserweight title. And then gained all this weight. I meant when he was cruiserweight in the eighties when I was lifting and I was young, and all that Shit I was like that's that's the body I want. That's what I'm going for of course I couldn't get it, but I was like that's the shape by. Stupid I look by fucking looked like that. You look amazing going on stage telling jokes just something to cover up a little bit. What Poncho. Like, going out with a big square law cozy wheels Y-. How legit! Yeah you flip it over and you to. Take it out. Yeah, Oh my God this is round into people standing up I mean this shit was just, did you? Watch dokes. Oh right hand. That's it they stop it. That was interesting. Richard Steele was the same guy that stopped Julio. Cesar Chavez and Melgen Taylor with two seconds left to go in the final round. When. Melba Taylor was up on the fight, and who those traumas dropped him Melgen. Taylor got up and Richard C was like. Are you. Are you ready to go on? Muscle in his trip, easy whatever the fuck that? Traps, I have a my whole fucking body. As desimone whole if it was a specimen. What's interesting about Holyfield to? He was like the first guy that ever really put weight on successfully like he had this this crazy strength conditioning program that he did to go up to heavyweight where you know, he's fairly thin. When he was a cruiserweight and started lifting weights lifting weights back, then most people thought lifting weights was terrible for you. There was a lot that was a big thing in basketball. Don't lift weights. It's GonNa. Fuck up your shot. They thought you were going to send the ball past the well. You know what it is, it's from being stiff and sore. When you're stiff and sore, it does fuck you up. It's fucks you up with Boxing Fox's everything thing, but it's a matter of doing it correctly so that you you body recovers enough so that when you actually fight, you're not stiff and sore, but you have all that extra, so this is great by the way Kambas fights cigars cigar. Stuff. Yes love it right. Yeah. Yeah, though that that era of boxing man those the golden era when we were kids. My God. You know ABC Wide World of Sports. Get up and watch the fights. Watching the Leon spinks Muhammad Ali they they showed it on TV must have been a replay. I remember watching that and just kept thinking Mohammed Ali was gonna come back. It was the one that he lost. Yeah against Leon. spinks. I also remember the the the Mike Tyson. Michael Spinks, fight and I remember the pizza didn't even get there. And my buddy was all excited. Dad ordered the fight and they had just finished their basement. And we went downstairs and we was sitting there to watch. It was over in like ninety seconds, and just my my buddy got off the couch news on all fours like an inch, from the TV, just screaming, what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK! Because we didn't understand it wasn't the education mainstream education of what a body blow did to you. Unless. Somebody got hit in the head and that mouthpiece slime. We didn't understand because at last shoddy was a hook to the body, and you didn't understand like literally. Their internal organs is slam to the other side of their ribcage. You didn't understand that that was happening here it is here's the whole fight. Yeah, this was an amazing amazing moment. Because spinks was another guy who went up from light heavyweight beat Larry Holmes, and then became the heavyweight champion. Then is fighting, Tyson? spinks jinx because we just wanted. We flew room for Tyson but we wanted to see a fight. spinks out a good right hand, but he just you could see he's. He's paralyzed here I. Mean he's fighting a guy that just so much bigger than him and he's getting smashed. Mike Tyson was just such a force of nature the time. Yeah, spinks just really had no business fighting legitimate heavyweights. He fought Larry. Holmes and Larry was past his prime. and. Larry by season. But repeated bad and I. Don't think it was the time homes fought Ali. Yes, and he was looking over at the ref like what the fuck and you're gonNA. Bad people to the to the end of Larry. Holmes didn't appreciate him because that they. They loved Ali so much. See hurt him with his right hand here and then he's and on them. I remember seeing this video of Muhammad Ali promoting here it is. Boom Body Shot. down. SPINS GETS UP. Refugees eight count. He says I'm fine. I thought he went down on that with the. Body Shop, and then he gets hit with a right hand. Right here. Tyson steps being there it is that was Oh July see I forgot about the yeah. He's just like fuck this man. fucking bodies like fuck this to. Realize the fucking balls. It takes to fucking walk you. Do you did it? Jesus Christ? Mean those guys you walk into an arena shirtless scary. That's fucking amazing. What's really scary? Like you think about it for weeks and weeks up to it obviously I never did it at this level, but at that level when the whole world is watching, and you know that this is just an enormous moment and you just. Got Waylaid by one of the greatest heavyweights of all time and flattened. Crazy I was watching the. Fun To watch because he annoyed so many people because he was so cocky and he is such a weird style. Is that that Prince? Not all my God. It's fun to watch, so he was amazing. You Know Tyson, had syphilis or something like that and that fight? No, that was a Boston Douglas. Did he the clap or something? I think it was this right? There was a funny one. Yeah the when Buster Douglas you just didn't train very hard for it. Just really was just dominating everybody in. Just took it for granted and bust. He's still almost one still dropped buster and to this day like if you watch that fight when busters down, it's more than ten seconds. Yeah, but the thing was. He didn't go to the corner fast enough. I thought. He picked up the count I thought he would have got up I. Don't know. I remember where I was when I watch that I remember all of that should I was at my buddy. Mitch's House we. On his fucking square TV and I was like you know because you cheer for the underdog and he was all bummed out. God I WanNa see Mike Lose, and I was just like I didn't realize what. I had lost as a sports fan. You losing greatness, not he's not great, but you know what I mean. You wanted to see that undefeated right? Keep going thing and then afterwards you know it's a weird thing, but the buster Douglas in that fight you. Do you know the whole story behind his mom died. Yeah, and he was devastated, and so he was always a really really talented guy. That just didn't work hard enough, but that fight. He trained like a motherfucker. He trained like a real champion because he. DidN'T WANNA FACE DIDN'T WANNA. Think about us, probably just focused on. That may also doing it. He was dedicating it to his mom, but he gives a human element remove. Just You. Am I am I am. Is this what you're finding out from the damage? Being locked up having so much alone time. Understand I understand my anger now. I don't know how to fix it, but I understand what is. What is your anger? It's feeling like I'm not going to be heard, and things are going to go in a way. I don't want him to be so the second is there's a suggestion different than mine. I- catastrophes in my head and I. Don't be like we actually I do that because I'm doing jobs podcast. Maybe I could do that tomorrow. The information and feel like I have no power, and then I go. Oh, what the fuck! I just asked a question. And then I'm so fucking up here I have to like it takes. It only takes me like two minutes, and I come in. To side of her head, and I just go I'm sorry, T. You married. You blew it. Up, you're reading people. You have no one to blame but yourself. I apologize like an asshole. Now Am I. is another thing, too. Is I I also in this have never loved my wife more. You know gave me a son, and it's just like it's one of those things where. You know you just sit beautiful really. Going like I am real like I am way way more of a fucking asshole than I thought I. Was I knew I was, but I I didn't think I was that bad. So you realize you've got issues, but you don't know how to solve him. That's what it is. I realized that I had issues that I thought I was passed That's what what fuck me up, but you feel like. Like all right, so I've taken care of that now I can focus on this, and it's like no. No, this is still in this pile. You thought it was six feet high. It's twelve feet high and it was. It was demoralizing, so don't you think no one is part of the way to fix it though? Yeah, but then you have to go through the torture of it. Of 'cause it's not like it's not like you know like the Dr Phil Episode. Yeah you need. Understand you fucking yellow paper. WHATEVER THE FUCK! Okay thanks Phil and like you're just GonNa go do that. It's it's like then you have to do the fucking work, and it's so easy to just go back into your. It's a deep groove, worn India personality and trying to get out of the Rut and it's just easy to go back into it. And just be on autopilot. That's why. That's why people like psychedelics because it separates you so much from who you are, you get a chance to look yourself. It's one of the things that that comes out of I should have done that when I was younger ten. Do it now like right now? On this podcast I don't I. Don't think a little bit professional I'm supposed to be voting one of these feature. Done it! We've promoted. It looks great. I'm excited. We started to see you mustache moustache. So you say I'm done in the neck. Now do this. You do a little drugs. Solo mushrooms be good for you hosted Joe. Influence. But you ain't GonNa win on the fluids. Dirty word to me I will be Kids get out of the house in there. fucking great people, hopefully if I did the job then so when they're eighteen. Okay, we'll go when they're eighteen among. Take you somewhere. I'm seventy and you're seventy one. Yeah, we'll get blasted together on mushrooms. Yeah, I'll finally get that. Caddo the Pacific northwest which will be burnt to the ground once they. The the looters take over the six blocks, eventually an expanded twelve. There'll be no more Seattle. The trees will regrow. Say how great you ever play. The more theatre love it. They're great I love I love. Seattle I'm big Fan. I used to love that Bellevue place the Pool Hall. That was A. it was a pool hall connected to a Comedy Club never that. Do that place did that. One went under when under real recently was fucking great trying to remember the name of the place. But it was in Bellevue and. I, one callan calendar was one and told me about this is this is my dream? A Pool Hall connected to a Comedy Club. This is the greatest thing I've ever heard of love that guy. He's one of the fastest minds. It's unbelievable. How fucking funny? That guy is very funny, dude? There it is the parlor. Permanently closed talented guy, too. I saw him one time with a bow, and Arrow to talk, and all of this shit and somebody hit a. he hit a bullseye, and then he did the next one. He split his fucking era, talking shit the whole. COUN- yes this. At this guy's house that had one of those things that was dead. Look Brian. This is terrible. Archery is no shit about archery listen. I know what I saw we used dreaming. This he talked shit the whole time, and he said it was fucking great I was watching a movie. A body Abo- said I gotTA. Tell you something I think you need to move him a little bit higher up in your brain is one of my best friends. That's how you talk about a friend I love them by bottom Bo- bottom, hoyt carbon spider, really nice bow. Never used it once. Heels. We gotta use that BOA use that one day might get a free. Standing on the string doing curls no him maybe. He boxes to go to the boxing gym likes to mix it up. He goes in. There spars only Brian you brain damage your fifty three years old. He can't be getting punched in the face. But he's like a Jason Statham fifty three. You have to know that dude now that we're these. Old Fox. Okay, we're hanging in there because. I see at this point I remember. That's when I. I felt old. was when I would meet people to shows. This guy's got at least five years on me and I find out. They were five years younger than me. Like be like thirty three. You'll get your fucking twenty eight and he was like a real twenty-eight married three kids and I saw that look like. You know. you know the fucking business business you get shit on. Like I love the harassing. To appoint on. On social media harassing Yeah Hey. Hey Billy boost phase, save billy fat tits, and all that Shit like that motivates me like and I. GotTa. Honestly look at yourself like they're right. Yeah, hanging a little bit I. Need to do some push-ups. They will fuck in bully you into getting. It's all how you process the information. Now Yeah into that. You. Talking about fat shaming I'm telling you that. If I wasn't in this business, I would be a fat fuck I. Get those Blonde Oreo Cookies. Root Beer floats I would be fucking hammer and that shit. So the business. Yeah because then on twitter I would just have the fucking pussy picture. Just the egg one. Nobody knows who you are and I could be a fat fuck like you know just giving people shit and go little fairer since the last movie I would have a blast doing. How'd you shoulder? It's great. It's better because I've been. I finally, those another thing. Is this like the shoulder? Thing also caused me that I had to slow down. And like? The patients you need to Rehab like you sitting there with like I it's just the weight of your arm. Doing the crawls up the wall. Then you land your side then it's just the way to your arm. And then a tuna can. Then I wanted to can clamps, and now I'm up to the pink. Wait the one pounder. And then this is the big. This is the tipping point when you go from one pound. Two pound is ridiculous that sound. You're increasing the weight load by one hundred percent, and that's when you get hurt. because. You want to get like I used to be able to do fifteen pound. You know twenty twenty-five five. The those they'll sets us to do. Yeah, and now I. I've. Really hurting I beach for some salt I'm like. It resets it. So what I do is I just get slowly work my way up to three sets of twenty, and then when I go to two pounds when it I'll just do three sets three, so I'm way beneath the weight load that I did and then you gradually it's requires the all of this patients that I don't fuck in half. What is wrong, the? This one I had bursitis. This one I actually I fucked up. Something else in. This is totally fine now. But I'm not using as much because I'm not using this one so I do the Rehab on both sides just to keep them equal. I've been doing a lot of core work a lot of back shit that I never did. which is how am I showed got fucked up because I just did the eighty six. Th everything up here what I could see? I worked on so all back. Here was like we can't fuck. Hold this shit's everything. My my shoulders boat in one was higher than the other, and eventually it just got pinched. Do these fucking thing. For this, but I didn't do any shoulders to for the middle of my back or lower back. All of this I don't know what the fuck. I'm talking bands. Yep bans are good. Wind knock, get hurt I. I'm a big Fan. Is a product called crossover symmetry and it's a series of different way I'll show it to the out here. It attached to one of the bars one of the cages, and these these bands that come in fifteen pounds, twenty five pounds, forty pounds, bunch different weights it take these things and do a whole series of exercises, my shoulder. It's great. It keeps everything strong and you not really you're not pushing. Weights yeah I'd like to look at that. I'M NOT GONNA. Do it, but once I get to a certain level of strength. But the things you can do it. It's not gonNA hurt you because you're not just doing it lightly like. This is. Just thought of something I just forgot something that I learned about myself with that Shit Oh come to. As far as like with rehabilitation. But it also came into my personality. Just something that I I kinda Oh. This is what I learned about myself. And why I didn't Miss. Stand up because it was freaking me out. Is because what I experienced as a kid. Straight across the board. Made me go to this mental place of like I don't care. Fuck it I don't care I don't need it. I. Don't give a shit and that caused that caused. That's what caused everything they get walled off and that actually feeds into rehabbing injuries because. Of is a big moment for me. Where I got this fucking console thing that I'm trying to put my podcast studio. We're supposed to deliver it and bring it in there. So the day they were going to deliver it. My wife went into Labor. So I went to the hospital, and then they showed up and I didn't want them going out. My garage got all my memorabilia shit. I didn't want people in the unless I. was there so I just haven't drop it off. I thought it was going to be a box and it was already assembled, and it was fucking big right, and it was also the weight load of it. I was I was like fuck fucking. If I keep my arms in this, it's mostly biceps and I was to do this I was going to do this. Stupid. German Irish. Fuck it and it. What it was going to do was going to set me back. Once again like I had a big setback in February, I had an acting GIG, and they said Hey, it was just a stupid little action. Thing is a wall. Put Your hands on it. Hop over. Can you do that am I am I show? The feels pretty good. In the second went like that. It felt like lightning. Go Down my show and I was like Oh fuck. Fuck and tuna canning, and all that shit so I actually. Had, a friend come over. We were GONNA do it. I said you know dude. I. I owe you a fucking dinner or something? I'm not doing this and I called up. This guy that I knew was a construction company. Either you've got a couple of strong young guys. That can just move this thing in there. and. I just had them do it. And, like and that's something that I'm pushing through where It helps me as a comic, and it also helps me deal with highly emotional shit because I can just shut shit off and just. Do what I have to do. which works like back in the day? When you're gonNA, do Letterman, which was fucking terrifying? It's freezing cold and you just have to be like fuck this just it's just fucking people. This is just a different shiny floor. That's freaking me out and as an icon sitting at the desk I had the tools to shut that off. which is great for that moment? But it's terrible for the rest of your fucking life. Like this shit! That's like I, just realized. There's this shit in me that I needed that I I have not dealt with death of friends. All of that Shit is just sitting in here and I think that's also. Like when? People then go like. Can you do this? Like it's not all just that I'm not going to get what I want. A lot of that is like you got all of this shit that you sitting on, so you sit on all that and you haven't addressed it, so then it just it. The only way for this team to come out is like failure, snap or whatever so which is really not fair to the people around you. To be honest with you, so. I don't know you're going to therapy. Yeah. Yeah yeah, but about meditating ever meditate. But I find. The voice is fucking annoying. Listen shop. Every time I'm getting there. He starts fucking talking again and then he's using this really soothing caring voice. That makes me face all of that shit that I didn't get growing up. Which makes me angry at this person that's trying to help me. Yeah. Quarantine bad thing if. For what it's worth, you're always fun to hang around with. Are always enjoy your company I don't have any issues with the New Yorkers. A crushing need to be liked. So I tone down my cunningness when I'm around you. This my wife knows me hang out with her one time. She'll tell you some fucking stories I'm sure. Yeah. Well. The you that I get I like. That helps you. Yeah, you know the deal. You don't know anybody until you live with them all right you know. I will not accept your compliments. That's part of my personality. WHO's the guy that's running the meditation now? That's annoying you. Do you know who's apple and? I don't WanNa. PUT The guy on blast, but yeah, I do okay. Let me know he's Great. He's great he's. He's trying to help. People understand yeah. You should do it without it up. I got I. I can't say I can't say what I said. Nowadays. I can't say what I said, but I'm. Not Playing pick up hockey and I suck right, but I'm having a good time out there I'm just you know mount. They're trying to get a sweat going right. You know I met my head down and we'd play no contact. And because they had, it was really my fault, my head down. This guy fucking knocked down on the other team. He goes. You are right. When I said that still fucking regret. I was so mad at him. That he was carrying in that moment. And that's one of those things. It was a what is wrong with me. while. You! You're really trying to come to grips with all this shit right now. Yeah because I. Don't want to pass this shed on on my kids. That's what happens. When people are like. If people say my kids are not like me like I'm like good. Weird Weird but I do think that a lot. If Phil, he's you know, she's like you know happy goal not quite. Like I forget what somebody said one time. About my daughter because she's like she's Angel Right and they made some sort of. You know comic made the comment you know thinking. It was going to hurt me and I was like dude. That's fucking music to my ears. I don't WanNa I. Don't WanNa be like me. Don't. You think they were trying to hurt you and they said. No. It was one of those things where they don't have kids. So and it was a guy and they don't know what to say so then they got to like. Make a fucking. Joke. I got a buddy of mine a comedian on my birthday. He he goes. Hey, happy destroying your mother's uterus day. And I just remember laughing. Going like Oh there's a guy has a little more work than I have to, or you can say I can say, but I mean. I know what it is. It was a Boston comic and he couldn't just say happy birthday because that would be gay. So he has to. Go to so over correct that has to go to that level. It's so fucking. Stupid is probably why guys die before women. You hang onto shit and all that stuff you know. Can't say enjoy sunset, Joe, you can't do it. Why can't you? Shut up, but I don't know why I know you do. I know, but the thing about us. You can also beat the shit out of most people in a fucking room, so you got that, so people can be like Oh wow. You know they actually want to hear that from you. When they see you spin and he'll kick. They want to know that you enjoy a sunset because. If? This guy is angry as I am and can do all of that Shit. What am I getting out of here so you WanNa? See that of a guy like you. Begala gives you WANNA see it. Join US onset Joe I. Don't read I don't. I don't know what it is. I am. I am too in here. ME. This is. A very soon I have a very weird thing. I have an alley of my personality that works that I. Somehow turned into a living. But the rest of it. Looks like Fred Sanford's yard. Old Radiators and bedframes and Shit it's a fucking mess. It's interesting because I never seen this introspective where you really trying to work it out. Really thinking about it more than I've ever seen. You think about it before. You've always joked around about it, you know. In all the years I've known you. It's always been a part of the things you talk about, but it seems. Much more at the forefront of your consciousness right now. It's something you really need to work on. You really realize like this is. GonNa fix this. Yeah, I think. It started last year during the movie Oh. He Brings Back to movie. Is there was a bunch of Shit that I had to play. That I never had to play before. You won't be allowed fucking Asshole I can do that. But then all of a sudden like a lot of anxiety about a lot of the stuff like my character had two kids, and like the first time meet the kids. It's classic acting where it's just like you just show up. I remember I. Took this acting class. This Guy Brendon Hughes. He was great. He was saying like about what it's going to movie set. It's like how you have to have access to all these emotions because you're showing up and it's just like okay. You're this Guy Ed. This is your dad and your mother just died and action, and it's just like what because that's the way it goes. It just goes real quick, so yeah, so I have to play like this. So I got two kids here so the first day I met them. We had to do the family photo. They WANNA. have one of those things in the background for a scene, so you have to and I'm sitting there going like. Fuck you know I I gotTa Act like. I love these kids away. I love my kids. Like and that's was really confronting from me. As far as how I'm wired well fuck you, I don't need anybody so. I I had like a fucking panic attack before like real even that thing like just being like. Just that comic thing where you just like dude I just I stand on stage I. Joke for fucking our you give the check, and then I fucking leave. I smoke cigars is fucking leaving along right and this thing here. It's like now. You're now a schedule. So many tells you where you have to be so like I was like a cat on a leash shoulder suddenly. Be All these places I was freaking out about that and then the the. I had to do the picture with the kids, so what I did was. I just I got myself into a really silly mood and I was deliberately was joking with all the other actors I was making fun of myself. I was joking with anybody that anything to do. With the movement getting this really silly stupid. Move just to get myself in that head space, and then I met them. I started joking around about what I looked like. This is what your dad looked like. And then they started laughing so when they took the picture. We were actually laughing about a joke. I was making about myself, and then I look at the pictures and they looked. They looked real. They look like I love these kids. So I got over that hurdle so throughout the shoot. You know obviously this shit yelling at Pete. It's like I can fuck do that all day. But all that other stuff, and it's like okay, and you know JEB would be like okay, then you meet Margie. And you're smitten. Smitten I you know. I, I've never had I've been smitten in life but I've never. A comedian I don't think you have a really going stage in. If you were to do something where you were smitten, you're you're making fun of that emotion and the stupid things that you do and it's like no. We need you to play this real like you really have just and I'm like. Oh, so I'm like indoor. He goes no I'm your love struck like a lightning bolt and I'm just like. As. I don't know how to fuck and do this and you know it's fucking in. My head and my head. Person's won an Oscar and think I suck. You know just going through all of that Shit, so it took me probably. Two weeks on the film. I was two weeks in shot enough of my shit where I was like all right. They're not gonNA. Fire Me. I can kind of relax loop, and then after that I had I had a I. Did I had a great time? I had a fucking great time best time I've had on on. Any acting gigs and I've had a lot of fun throughout the year. So I think that's what sort of started and I was kind of like. You know trying to. Communicate to wife and she doesn't know what I'm talking about. She's like you do in a movie. This is fucking great, and she has access you know opposites attract. Access to all of that Shit. She's actually. fucking way better actor than I am and stuff so I i. She helps me out a lot. So after those two weeks I was able to chill, and then I had a great time and I got over a bunch of hurdles, and it was kind of like. Oh this is like growing as a comic where it's like okay I. Know How to do. This is a comic. What if I try to act something out? ooh, that's not my safe-space. Now I start feeling like an open micro again. Not GonNa like me and Max stuck in spots at the store. Go Home live home with my parents. I start doing that Shit Yeah. The whole show going on up here John. After, it was done. Yeah I I watched the initial cut of it. And then I saw the vinyl version of it and everything, and you enjoy it. It's one of those things you just to. You know everything that was there wasn't there and like in like especially with jokes. Like the there was there was some. There's always gonna be stuff that you got I wish. Why did they cut their? which they put this in, but As far as the movie itself I loved it how it worked and the way they put it together, and there's the opening scene that's in the movie initially was in the middle of the movie and somebody. I don't know who came up with a brilliant idea to put that scene first, and it totally changed the tone of the movie, and then that's when it like took off because I saw real rock cut, and it was like this is a bunch of funny shit. And like everybody. I've ever talked to some movie like when they watch their first cut in the movie. They like Oh my God. I'm never gonNA never. GonNa work in this business again. I just wasted my fucking. You know I was actually talking to one of the actors would. Directed one of my favorite movies. Trees Lounge Steve Russia made that movie and he told his whole this fucking hilarious story about. When he? The first cut that he watched like he went home Zombie. You know like Oh my God. Like how am I, GonNa make, and it's such a great movie. By the time he was done editing, but his I. Like, look at it, so that helped me out. A guy is good as him having that type of thought. I was just like I think that should all the time. You know this guy's icon if he thinks that the normal. I guess I'm kind of normal to think this shit, so yeah, so they started and then just kind of would have. Just been happy to get through the movie. And then that would have been it, and then I had to be quarantined. Them so self typical self involved me everybody's quarantine and just became be sitting around and watching TV because this is just going to. fucking Mukti feel like claustrophobic watching all this news and Shit trying to be informed so i. kind of went away from that. And then I was just in the House with me to sitting there and everybody was asleep and. fucking just thinking thinking. But not in a bad way. I! Don't think I don't know. Well! It doesn't seem like it's bad. Weight seems like you've isolated some of the things that you. You have a problem with the need to work out. I mean that's. That's one great leap on the way to figuring it out knowing what you're trying to work on. Some people go their whole life, not understanding what the fuck is wrong with cellist to those people. I grew up a lot of those people. Those People Watch TV all the time. Now. They just they are who they are. And they just fucking do that? There is something I I have. So fucked up. This people like when I look at people. that. Just do whatever the fuck they wanted to do. You know like who doesn't want to just fucking either large cheese pizza, and then finish it off with the pint of ice cream. Like those people that do that, I know they pay for it, but there is something to be I'm reading this book right now. On Bobby. Lane was a quarterback. For the Detroit Lions and there's all these legend historians so legendary you don't you know where the the the the the legend isn't where the truth is but like. This Guy Art Donovan used to tell the story about. You know he was on the other team and sacked him. And you know he's getting up and bobby breathed on goes Jesus. Christ man with a fuck! Did you go last night in? Bobby allegedly said last night he goes. I had a couple of POPs at halftime. You know these guys were fucking lunatics and he lived his life where he had this wide array of friends. Really progressive where he like you know through playing sports he had. African American friends, and if they were going someplace, and they said you frank can't come, because we're not fucking going in I. Mean this guy was doing this in the fifties and sixties, right? and. He was always like that, but he died at like fifty, eight or fifty nine, and it was hard for all of his friends to see him. You know not being like the legend, but there's a great part in the book where he's talking about his life. And Like, knowing that, you know, he probably should have gone easier, but like this big smile on face that he kind of did it the way he wanted to. Because me do I would love to go home and kill a bottle of Bourbon right now. I would love to smoke another fucking. Five of these fucking things, but I got too many people dependent on me. But there is something to be said about living people that are just. Like I like booze I like I like getting drunk and just. Want to do it every night. I'm fucking GonNa, do it. I live at home I. Want to get a pizza fucking pizza. You do pay for it, but there is I made me think of like Lemmy from motorhead. Well, what's yeah? What's that lifelike? Yeah, as opposed to being like well, you know I gotTA. Make sure my Brussel sprouts and if they could. And you Kinda. Ensure way to death as opposed to just being like fuck it. Pizza tastes good I WANNA, Pizza. Fuck it I'm Havin one. Let's try every Burgh like I love that in the Lemme doc when he just had all those suburban, the greatest thing that Lemme thing when those guys are saying, let me go. You want you want some Jack Daniel's go. Yeah, and he takes a bottle down and then hands both of them their own bottle, and they were like what the fuck and he starts. Drinking out of this is Edna Coke. Dean del Rey, said something fucking Hilarious, but when you watch the duck, he goes, if I saw that thing when I was in my twenties and I knew Lemme was gonNA live to be seventy goes. I never would've have stopped. His last days were rough though. Remember. Everybody's stays a rough unless you drop dead, but his last days on performing mean, he basically performed until the wheels fell off is a video of him like one of the last show that he did where you had a off stage in the middle of his performance. He was such a fucking. Bad s even like just the way he had the microphone the way he would sing, he just can't. fucking base was all low. Can't teach that man that was fucking in his DNA. Well, he lived. That's for sure and he is a legend. and. There's something to be said for that this. It's all what you put your energy to yeah. You like. Is the balls to live that like indulgent and wild? Yeah, we're like this. There's all this heroism to sobriety, but at which there is being sober and just taken life in the face every day is. Is fucking hard and I think. To see somebody that has the balls even with all the surgeon general. Shin is I'm sitting here. Smoking a fucking cigar looking for a toothpick if you have one. Now No. Piece of stick right there. To puck and stick it in here. This is why I to stop cigars, because I'll smoke it right down my fucking finger. Little that thing down Jesus, Christ you give me that stick. Is that we're supposed to hand, somebody a knife. Are you going to do it, yeah? I don't need you Joe I. Don't need anybody good luck. Need a roach clip. You want another cigar. You don't have to do that. I mean we have now. This is the best part that's the best part of the. Get the. Smoke goes right to you. Feel like it went. Therapies come a therapist right now, listen. Don't switch to kid gloves. Tone with me all right. I'll just fucking around here I'm sorry bill. that. Just. Just trying to assess the situation. Are you. Is that what you're training as? You Talk to all these wack jobs on your podcast. Dilemma thing is you know that's one of the things that people love about him right 'cause. Everybody knows he's supposed to eat well. Everybody knows you're not supposed to get fucked up every night. Every body knows you're supposed to be responsible and mature and. And Smart. But, we just wild. He didn't work. Know now. It's going to be slipping. They'll get them there. You just wild wild to the end. And I think you need you need people like that? Do you do because you can get a lot out of the way that they live? Where every once in a while? You'll be like fuck this. Let's let's be Lemme to. Get great art out of those people to those wild people. The House keys and Sam Kennison's Lenny's and. The people that just fucking go hard. There's something to that. Yeah, there's something to that, too. Yeah there's also something to people that are stoic. What's interesting to me? Is the just. The range of people. I I can get things out of people that just drink water and meditate and I'm fascinated by them. I'm fascinated by people watching some. Dino. Russell Simmons he lives in like where does he live in? Bali or Indonesia or something like that he was doing a. An instagram live. And he's doing it. crosslegged with like some crazy yoga shawl over his knees and Shit, and like look an Osram and he's like he's. He's basically talking. Like a Yogi in an this guy was the head of death champ. Yeah, and he got really really into Yoga and now he lives in some. Country somewhere and just fucking does yoga. Doing instagram live talking to people like like a like a guru. Yeah I ain't gonNA. Go that hard. I'm not either although. I'll do. I do my own version of Yoga Shit. That I've learned. Do a little yoga I stretch all the time. Yeah, I have to because I. Just get to a certain age if you don't I, mean you know? Yeah, you kind of got to do all that shit so anyway. Enough of that. You ever take a yoga class. Like hot yoga. You ever do that. I almost felt like I couldn't breathe. Yeah, and I remember to also like. My back was fucked up. That's why I went to the class and the dike. The position she started out with the twisting was happening too quickly. so I kind of just went down to the Mat, and I was doing all the thing, and the teacher got like all freaked out by it. She's come on. You know, try to stay with the class. You can't be busting out all these different authors. And I just started fucking laughing where I was just thinking like this is all supposed to be about listening to your body and your literally you're like the oil man in here trying to control this is your own little fucking economy, and just the fact that I fuck your walking around like you got it all figured out. You Got Ninety nine percent of people here all doing what the fuck you say, one guy goes down to his matt, because his back is fucked up and you process it like I'm fucking with the authorities in a yoga class. So with my broad brush, I said Fuck Hot Yoga. Various. Yoga teachers like everything else. Some of them you're going to enjoy. Some of them are going to be really good at it and some of them. You know the fuck out of you. What annoys the fuck out of me when they start giving you motivational advice and telling you how to live your life. You've got to learn to let go of things like for me and then tell some personal story. Story, and so what? I got out of that like Jesus Christ. Can We fucking move on here? I didn't come here to hear your first grade. I used to go to this country. Psychology was a great class. It was a great class, but the dude he had I was fucking awesome. I like I was after a while ago, I was just psychologically breaking this guy down. and. Something happened to him at Gold's gym I. Don't know what happened to him like. He just was forever making fun of muscle heads. And I was thinking. You know because I've. Had the hybrid thing going on like I let. My Shoulder. I loved lifting weights I love going to the gym and all that Shit and I liked the energy in a gym. You know I I liked it and. The old school ones right when the guys just walk around with the towels tucked into the fucking. That Shit And he was forever shitting on it. And then another thing that he would do with he would Also somehow steer it towards like a subtle comment about love. Making in the way to and he was putting out like. His vibe that he was good in bed. To say. That's a Yoga Guy, move. You know he had the little ponytail. Talking No, it was like a will ferrell character who is? Like. This is like it was like a real lifelike will ferrell like Just, really just like I, know everything kind of. Wasn't as bad as that, but it was just. It was funny though I used to sit there. Yeah this dude! In New York I remember it was fucking hilarious. What was hilarious? Was I was bad yoga? There's that you're not supposed to even say that. If you're doing it, man you, just you know wherever you bodies add is what he's supposed to be right and I just remember when he would walk around the class and he would adjust people, he'd always skip me and then adjust some hot chick, who was way more flexible than it's just like really doing it right as I'm sitting here. I never needed adjustment. The ninety, so you can get away with this. There was a lot of adjusting like this almost cupping titty fuck and like yes. Shit on the hymns done yeah! Hey God. Bless him. It's like a Pied Piper. You got all these hot chicks in there and you get them all stretched out. Before he banged up and it worked, so I couldn't hate on them for that, but it was. I to get through the class because I've I've such fucking add. Just. There was like a comedy show going on within it like you know like house and then I cup buddies. You gotta go. You know we'll do it. You know like a bet when he's GonNa Shit how many times it can shit on the Jim. What does he say? What would he say he would talk about and we'll talk about. The muscle heads coming in there. And they had no flexibility and you know. How everything was all like overdeveloped, but you know he always been doing some fucked up. pose or something and he goes. This works on your so as Like what machine? In the gym. You know. Is there a so as machine you know? I can't remember it's like fucking. It was a long time ago. And that. I pissed me off. Which is why I like fucking doing curls? What's Talk? And then it just became funny to me is a specific type of guy that's like that. I went to a yoga. I want us to singing classes. He wound up like. One banging this lady that was there. Back in the day. There was a lot of band back this. This is like I guess. This is late nineties early two thousands maybe. And he would sing in class and it was so. Cheap who so disingenuous who? Like you do these like yoga songs. You are so gross. Now. For that. But there was some really Good ones that? I found you know some really good ones. This is really this guy. Go to I. Mean You hear Him Talk? You think he's GonNa. Be Annoying. Scott Pierced nipples the whole deal, but he's really sincere really into it. He's so gay. He so gaze like losing when he talks. But. You know he's just so. The way too so gay pick the way talks we're here. We're here. You're supposed to be here. Let it go, and but that's who he is like. He's comfortable his. Class well, that's the thing is. If is if it's January. Yeah, yeah, then it becomes his great thing, yeah. This who is he's? Yeah it's. It's like whoever the fuck you are. If that's who you are like I like it I, don't I don't want you to try to sell me and who you are like the guy with the love me goes last two hours of this podcast. Selling you on who they are is where it gets really gross pretending to be something they're not. Not Be. I mean I like flaws. It's good. We all have them. You know certain, my favorite people are all flawed. I don't mind. and. It's not even that guy was flawed. He was just. He was just. It like normally. You would think a guy was talk like that teaching Yoga class like this is not going to be. Grey. There's a lot of people that are really good at it. Man, SIS, finding them, you know so I like the place that I go to just look at the schedule and like Oh. That's a good one. I like him. He's fun. And this is one duty as weird tattoos like real strange like. has to be cleaned to because there's so much sweating going on. Hey, when you go like those hot yoga class. There's just no way to get this. The floors were sweating like there's just no way to. He's got to accept it. It's so good for your body so good for your stretching to because you can get into positions when you doing hot yoga that you're not gonNA get into it, and it's like really stretch in that tissue out extending your range of motion a love. I'm fucking evangelist for it though I tell people to do it. A lot of people have listened, but more people just get annoyed well. I love that when you guys do the sober October I watched cigar and fucking. Kreischer dry out and like three weeks, and they start looking like movie, stars and Shit. Always well, we did the fitness one. We did one sober October fitness challenge. We all wore these These straps and we had to like compete to see who can get the most fitness points and stuff like that are we gotta fucking six pack like Ari got shredded like he doesn't even work out before they never working out and over the course of the month by the end of the month he had a legit six pack, and he looked gray was he's always pretty wiry. He'd been thin. Yeah, he got fat at one point in time because he was eating nothing but candy. He was literally eating candy all day long. He was always you always bag of gummy bears with him and shit like that, but then. Over the message when we're done with this I, got to play the message him. Congratulate me having a kid. It's so Ari so fucking funny. But yeah, he He dried out with that and then Didn't he never gain you back, but he never never had that six pack again. He was shredded because he was super competitive. He's really trying to win. It was really interesting. It was interesting to watch I. Liked how burt with do it to where burt would have like a an, he would always have like A. Crazy, build up. That was totally against. What he told me this story. About him. Running the fucking L. A. Marathon and like drinking the night before dude, you could've fucking dive. And I never really trained for it, but he he just, but he he, he's mentally strong. He just got himself from this mindset of put one foot in front of the other, and I am not stopping until i. get the finish line. Twenty six miles fuck fucking offer for fat guy. He, did it yeah? You won't catch me doing that. No, no marathon running now, there was on at all. I. No I was I used to ride a bike. I did that for a while where I got so into him and one time. I I actually was drinking in the afternoon and I still had to bike ride. I got on a bike shit face. It was sweating. WHO's the eighties to no helmet? No nothing and just fucking road like. Like twelve miles. And I never had heard the expression I never felt hitting a wall. Like whatever the electrolytes there was just nothing left. And I was like six miles. East Coast there's all kinds of hills and shit from my house and I was like. I I don't think I what am I. GonNa and there was no cell phones like what am I going to do, so I just kept riding. And then it's was like this five minute like I'm GonNa die I'm not gonNA get through this. And then I just got to the other side with a I think. My body was just like I. There must be something. Like death must be chasing us, so we need to go into something else here and I pushed into that. That's what they say happens. When you do those ultramarathons, those people they get to a point where they think there's no way can keep going. They're doing one hundred miles and thirty eight miles in the ready to quit, but they just managed to just keep left right left right left. And, eventually you get into his zone and you're you cross the finish line. Twenty hours later Hey God bless him now. That's that I would just say well that you have all the people handling your Cups Shit and Tau. He's a lot of things you have to do. Those was twenty four hour races. You have to eat. Run Dry a regular marathon. Yeah no I'm not. Laugh Lonzo. Therapy session. Thank you. Only season for coming out. How you have time to do that. How the fuck do you have time to do? F for family as well as thin as well as all the other shit you do play the drums delegation. You surround yourself with super talented people. You do your job. They do their job and you're able to. to do? Able to do it but I. 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Quarantine USA! (Pt. 14  Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

1:06:45 hr | 6 months ago

Quarantine USA! (Pt. 14 Sunday Service!)

"Hello and welcome to the Matt is confused. This is Matt Delia. And this is our weekly Sunday service and you know what that means. It's time to deliver the one good thing about church. One that were that is so fucked up lyrically. I mean that the tune is fucking. The Shit is the jam. I mean it's fucking love. The music and the lyrics are so fucking demented. I like how much of a mismatch is and the people who sing it. Have no fucking clue really what they're saying. I mean I know the prison Jesus and Fuck in Lebanon the Lord. Whatever it is and that's cool and that's clear it's very clear that that's what's happening That they're believing as they're singing but all I'm thinking about is a this. Music is fucking great and be. These people are singing the most upbeat song about supremely violent shit. We're talking about fucking animal. Sacrifice there is power in the precious blood of the lamb. Are you listening to the song? Are you listening to the song that you're making? Your kids learned lyrics to. Are they listening to it? I mean that is violent shit anyway. Happy Sunday welcome to the Sunday. Service of matinees confused The congregation Unites Today and I guess people are still going to church for real. And that's just going to start happening all the time. Now the Shit everybody. Just we all just got way board of Of Listening of being careful the fucking the weather got nice people. Fucking got a riled up by the politicization of it happened fast. Everyone's just like fucking now. I'm not doing it anymore. I mean there's still some holdouts that I know I mean I'm trying to hold out his as much as I can And I'm almost always if just actually always at home unless I'm getting something that I need to bring it back to my home but I just in the little excursions that take between that and walk my dog. I've noticed just this fucking creep. The slow creep of people more more people out on the streets less and less masks on their faces and it. It's weird energy out there and I see I mean I get an innocent little bit and I see I see protested shit going on and they clearly don't give a fuck but I'm talking about. They're trying to make a point. I'm talking about just like people in the world that are trying to get get. I don't know what they're trying to do at that. They're just trying to live their life. The weather got nice. It lasted a little too long for them. I think even people who were kind of like. Yeah we're all in this together in the first couple of weeks just fucking rifling through net flicks like this ain't so bad are now dislike. What about my fucking ice blended macchiato with fucking pumpkin seeds in it or whatever the fuck everybody gets. Does anybody make their own coffee? Just make your own coffee and then you don't have to worry about getting your coffee fix at some other place. Weather got nice. People got bored. People hated people realized. Oh I hate you about the person they live with hit you and I were married and everything but I never realized before all this is that I hate you. I mean that's making light of it but the truth is like divorce is the way the fuck up domestic abuse even way way way fucking sadder and more serious than divorce is way way the fuck up. People don't like the people they live with. When the weather was Shitty I one was like well. We're just doing our part now that the sun's out it's like I gotta fuck and go to the beach. Get my mock yachts ski but Pumpkin seeds in it. Just fucking there's very few people who are really strictly still adhering to this shit and it doesn't seem like It doesn't even seem like a choice really i. it seems like a non choice dislike. Yeah but I just really wanted to go to the beach and you just like fucking wait to go to the bucket beach. I do think that The beach the beach imagery that I saw Over the this I think it was just a couple of days ago the for some reason Huntington beach. It's like a hotbed for these protests. And that's close to me where I am. I'm in La. I've spent a considerable amount of time done in Huntington beach and I never liked it. It was it always struck me as like Not I dunno it just not it doesn't feel like La at all for anybody WHO's unfamiliar. It's very different. And seeing the footage from the protests. It's clear that is very different. Because everybody's scary as fuck and nobody's wearing a mask and everybody's just crowded it. Looks like a parade with the aerial images. Make it look like an actual fucking parade and these people. I mean I don't need to even fucking get into it but it's just like they're they're so they're not coming at it in a way that makes me here there point in because there's there's the I've talked about this before there's the valid version of being like you know what I need to fucking go to work and the world needs to keep start spinning again. Businesses need to be open again. So people like me aren't fucked forever we could withstand this for a month whatever but now. It's time to go. That is an argument. That obviously anybody with any fucking modem of empathy will listen to. That is an argument that you can make and it's it's it's it's possible no matter who whoever you are to fall on one side or the other but the argument that. I don't get that fucking is so fucking annoying. Is the argument that this is some socialist thing. This is what this is like. I mean you hear it. All the time I saw some shit I think it was at the Huntington beach one where there was a fucking there was a sign. There was a Maga- person with sign in German. I don't read German. But the article or the thing that I was looking at was the translation translated into What was written in German over the Gate Auschwitz? So see here's how confused that person is there. I think that they think they're saying that. The that the per woman with the sign and everyone else this is akin to being welcomed to Auschwitz which. That's not a winning argument. Okay when that only points to me that these people are not actually trying to win the argument they just WanNa fucking bitch and Moan their board to some people. Don't want to go to the beach. Some people want to get out of the House and fucking actually this is one of these protests. I saw this is less fucking depressing than some idiot. Making sign like that This fucking one. Protest there was Speaking of there being it's it's always a good thing and I tell you if these people are right if these people are right then I've been wrong and wrong about everything my whole fucking life anytime. I see footage one of these protests. It's like a. It's like video of some like evil militia or something in a in a bad action movie and everyone else looks like if they're older they look cute on believers but if they're younger they look some evil militia fucking armed protests in Michigan. Which is the most Fuckin- demented thing? Why do you have a gun dude? Why do you have a gun? I think taking a gun especially as fuckers. I see motherfuckers with Salt Rifles and they've got speakers coming up. It's like some American Patriot rally. It's called something Maggie. And they're standing out. Those Michigan are standing out there in the rain and the guy talking neck. I Sheriff David Fucking Dick Head. Whatever his name is Clark Something Clark Sheriff Dickhead Clark? That dude it's always when a cowboy hat hardcore Republican Fox News Dude. He's talking he's talking. He's like where did they come up with this six feet? I really think they just pull data. They're out of their rear ends. Why isn't it four feet? Why isn't it five feet like dude? You're dying up there. Give the MIC to someone else. Sheriff Dickhead Clark. First of all you're dying up there. That is shitty bit. Give the microphone someone else. Second of all there's guys big guys guys. That could certainly handle themselves. If if things got out of hand with big fucking pussy ass guns at a fucking protest that no one is contesting. It is a protest that no one is contesting. Understand that if a protest is not being contested. There's no need for any weapon because no one's they're trying to stop you and this sort of like this sort of encapsulates the vibe that I get from these people who are there. It's like it's it's way more for show and to and to sort of not just exercise their boredom to get out there and wave their guns around and have at least a reason to do it. Why do you have a gun dude? That's so fucking pussy. No one's even fucking with you. They're letting sheriff DICKHEAD. Clark make his bad fucking six feet joke in peace. You're annoying that's all you are. You're knowing honestly you're you're you're you're you're more than annoying. You're making other people mad because everybody else who's actually trying to stay home as much as possible is just trying to get the ship over with. There's no agenda. There's a socialist fucking agenda. They just want the world to get back to normal fucking quicker and I know some people who are overly paranoid about. Some people are like sort of slipping into some weird agoraphobia. Some weird paranoia that its own kind of problem and that sucks too but this is the other end of that. I mean these guys act like fucking bad asses and they're up there holding guns at a peaceful protests that no one is contesting. Do Not fucking week. You're just stand up there in front of Sheriff Clarke nodding like Yeah Yeah five feet four feet on where they come up with six point Their rear ends. You guys are fucking pussies this fucking blustery thing. It's so weak and so played out. John Wayne is fucking dead dude. Wouldn't even fucked call when he was around. Don't get me wrong fucking love. John Wayne Movies. But how fucking Macho Shit? What the fuck people still buy that. Put The fucking gun away. You look like a pussy. Fuck it forget where I saw it. Somebody's instagram somebody that I follow on their instagram. Had a picture of the these guys at this these armed protests in Michigan. I mean fuck you guys. God you guys are fucking pussies. It's sundown say a fucking prayer for you. You need it. But it looks like they're holding big fucking. It was photoshop. These pictures of these guys trying to look bad ass with their big fucking push assault rifles and it was. Photoshop was with these big dildos. I mean why is that funny? It just is. It's not funny just because it's silly though it's kind of like representative of what's really going on these dumb loser guys who don't know how to deal with not getting what they want first of all. Hey guys who have no idea how to get what they want. Nobody gets gets what they want. It's like fucking insult mentality. Hey man nobody gets what they want. Nothing's easy for fucking anybody. You're not the only one you fucking baby and the baby's fucking pacifier which is an adult baby. You get a fucking gun. Chill out on the manhood thing. Believe you that your tough the gun makes you seem less tough. Superfood came up with a guy who knows things. Would you come up with share of Dick Clark? The way these mother fuckers wipe their ass with any kind of expertise. It's one thing to to to ignore expertise to say now. I can't afford to do that. I can't life doesn't allow for that or whatever it's like you you make awaited decision you weigh the fucking factors and then you take risk. Whatever but these fucking assholes just like we're mask we fought a revolutionary war. So I don't have to wear a mask. No Man No. They didn't so there are few fucking things. I WANNA get into now. I was GonNa play a fucking let me do I. Actually I was GONNA fucking. There's a video now of one of these protests blaming play it. It's pretty a self evident. I paint the picture for you though. It's a bunch of people in magazine. It's a bunch of people in American flagship. Which by the way. Fuck these people. They don't get to make make they. Don't get to take the American flag and make it. There's fucked up. I love the American flag and I love America. These fucking assholes. Don't get the hijacked that Shit. Because I sent him. Sometimes in the left foot it becomes because the right is aligned with the flag that the left has to feel like they're like against the fuck fuck that the right doesn't get to take the flag the flags fucking everybody's anyway all these assholes Awaren- flags and Maggot and this. I believe this is actually a Michigan at Michigan protest. So they were saying if you couldn't hear it instead of Ymca there were singing M. A. K. I mean I'm playing against you can hear it now that you know what the fuck it is. Everyone is acting like such a bitch ass. Is it requirement? If you're going to join the mega thing that you have to actually have no rhythm to the point. It looks like you're deaf when you try to dance anyway actually that That made me think of something going to deviate for. Second Hair I was in the fifth grade ten in the sixth grade. Talent show me and three of my friends performed. Ymca if you're wondering. I was the construction worker And we did it and we did. We did the whole dance. Fucking good story. We did the whole dance. I want to get back to this. Protest Shit later fucking story. We you had to like show the teachers that were putting on the show the routine before you whatever you we're GonNa do and obviously everyone got approved unless it was just like. Outta line or an appropriate a we did this stupid fucking dance to a YMCA and It was me off off. I can't remember everybody. Learns Sent Me Jeff Hall Rob Ward and Michael Re Rob Was the COP fucking Jeffords. Been a fireman. And you know offensively enough Michael. Rea was the native American But I was twelve. So what the fuck that I know and we did the fucking dense wooded the team we we did the I guess technically trial. I don't fucking know and We got approved obviously and not because we were good but because who gives a shit. It's for little kids sing and Ymca Lip synching YMCA and then we go up the talent show. We do it. We fucking kill and all of a sudden Jeff who was the firemen comes up to me after the talent show like right after it looks. He was crying and I was like dude just because we didn't win the it's all good. We were obviously the best. Whoever gave those awards is a fucking idiot and he was like no no no. We're in big trouble and I was like what are what happened. He's like Mrs Endicott. And Mrs Ceviche say we were being sexually inappropriate house like when and he went on to tell me it was in the fucking act in the fucking bow bow. Bow Bah Bah Bah. Ca bomb bomb. We would like thrust are pell pelvises are pelvis pelvic regions into the air so as Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam and it was a pelvic thrust along with every Bam and that was a part of our thing always okay. We knew that we fucking planned it. And we never didn't do the fuck and pelvic thrust okay anyway. We call them fucking teachers room for the four main teachers. There's Misundersta Miss Ceviche. Miss Healy miscarry. And they're like you. Your punishment is you guys are suspended for the last day of school and that was the day school that we all had this like big softball game at the end of the fucking year and everybody was all stoked about it and it was like a big deal because I was twelve. And we weren't gonNA be able to do it. Now is in fucking trouble? Now is not only in trouble not way at school. I was in trouble because I was gonNA fuck in play in the fucking game off because of a thing that would even do a redid it but everyone knew we were going to do it. They're the ones who fucking approved it. It was like we are set up is set up by old teachers said Afoul Man. Anyway this is all after school that day. I go my mom's picking me up. I go to the car and before I get to the car. I see three girls that were AH friends of mine at that age Sarah Meredith and Gina. I can wow. I can't believe remember the fucking news and they were talking to my mom and I was like fucking so upset. The Guy I don't know if I was a might've been crying so sad. I don't remember though I was definitely very very sad. Though and we I got up there and my mom's except So mad before I even get there and I get to the car and she gets. She gets out of her car. Leaves it in the driveway of the fucking school and kind of basically walks by me? I mean she doesn't like ignore me but she's going somewhere else and its not unclear so the way she tells it is that she saw my face and it was clear that I was like crushed and that was enough for her so she. She's like on a tear whatever she's about to do she's on a tear and the school that I went to I had I had just a couple of years before moved from New Jersey to California in California the schools the amount of the elementary schools are basically like outside so the hallways of the school have a roof over them but everything's visible basically because there is no inside except the classrooms so she just walks and goes and then eventually she walks in. She opens the door to one of the classrooms. And it is the classroom that I had just left. It's where all the teachers were punishing us and my mom. I'll never forget as one of the most unforgettable things reverend. I'm looking at the fucking door and the door flies. Open my mom fucking it like flies off. It's hinges. Basically and she swings it open wallets all the way open. She just leans in to the doorway. Where she I don't even know how she knew. I guess those girls told her where we had. Just come out of what had happened in why we were so upset and all that Shit and all I hear all I see rather is her from very far away. Fly The door open sticker. Basically her like hand at inside the room which. I can't see at all. I can see my mom and she and she just goes. How Dare You? And then the fucking she goes in right straight into the fucking lines then and it was so intense it was so fucking intense that all shut all of my friends up all of my friends who were like flipping out about it or reacting to order asking questions whatever were like holy fucking. Shit Fuck and then. This kid named Rust in looked at me. The first thing any kid said was your mom's pretty pissed and then I like five minutes later My mom comes out and almost the same way. She blew past me. The first time she accepted stem she liked takes me by the hand because she's going back to her car and she's trying to take home she's like storm out of there and she grabs my hand as she grabbed my hand to me and my friends who had just been punished. She says you guys are playing in that game tomorrow and I just go with my mom and I don't. I still don't really know what happened in that room. Even though I've told this story so many times and I think about it all the time. She says she says that those teachers only let us only change their minds because of what I had said previously in that room which that sounds like such a mom lie. But I've believed it over my whole life and that's why the personnel today. No but for real. I have no idea that sounds like something like a mom. Mom Lie MOMS. Do this thing. They don't lie but they they love their kids so much that they're just like they believe that the greatest thing is the thing that they're the their kid their mom fabrications bay basically and this is the most the most Debbie Downer Shit that I'm GonNa do that until you guys right now but it's fucking true and it's so sad one of those teachers the one that actually There were two of them that were nice and who wanted us to play with the two senior teachers were terrible people. They were like teacher villains and they both wanted us to be punished. Those to the younger to that actually had beating hearts and cared about. The children wanted us to be able to play but they would always defer if there was a split. I guess I don't fucking know why they were like this panel but there were teachers whatever they had to be the deciders one of those fucking. Nice teachers literally this last week. I heard fucking died of covet bet. You didn't fuck expect that actually forgot. That was even a part of the fucking story until the very end of the story. But that's fucking true. She's young I mean. She was young as fuck when she was teacher. Scabby like I mean maybe inter- fifties I guess wait. No Yeah Yeah she's interface for sure fucking. Get you mother. Fuckers are itching to get the fuck out of the house. You're bored fucking weather whether it's nice out there. You hate the person you're living with. Apparently everybody fucking hates the person living with but this is not a fucking hoax. If there's one person around you in your life that has it you're gonNA fucking get it. Don't let them fucking politicization. And and the and the softening of people's attitudes about social distancing and quarantine. Don't let that fucking change the truth. Simple fucking fact that this should ain't going away and is definitely going to keep killing a Lotta fucking people and I promise that in the second half of this episode which is coming right up after this break there will be no Debbie Downer stories and here in is confused will return right after the break. If you have not heard about anchor it is the easiest way to make a podcast. I use anchor to make this very podcast. First of all it's free so there's that and everybody wants free. There's also inside the APP. There's tools to edit the podcast from your phone or your computer or anywhere is the most user friendly thing possible anchor. Distribute it for you through spotify. Enough a podcast. You can make money from it. Check it out. Download the free anchor APP or go to anchor dot. Fm to get started. Now do you spotify. I use spotify on spotify. Listen all of your favorite artists and podcasts. 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Rector I mean his parents believed in God and get a named him that Sticking with the fuck and religious team as I like to do on Sundays. Every once in a while I I got a guy for us who I played a little bit. I think I played in the very first Sunday service. I think I played a little bit of Rodney Howard Browne Rodney Howard. Brown Made Headlines a few weeks ago when he refused to close down his church held church service and I believe got arrested. But maybe just find and this isn't a southern state. I could be wrong but I think it's Louisiana but let's face it. It's probably fucking Florida all my God. Well actually before I go on. I can't forget this Florida man from Wednesday's episode wrote me brought to me again like midday Wednesday and he listened to the episode and he his message to me after listening to the episode was. I've listened to all your episodes and and I really like your podcast. But now it's my number one so apparently my decision to read the hate mail received from my hater turned my hater into my number one fan. I don't know how that happened but it did. And I'm very happy to say that I'm now his his number one. I'm now is number one. The favorite podcast. Sometimes people are Weird but thanks Florida man. It's good to have fans even ones that. Believe in craziest. Fucking shit fuck conspiracies like the ones you believe in also Florida man. I'm sure listening. He I apologize. You sent me a lot of You sent me a lot of more links. Because the way we had left it was He was going to send me Layton like blinks for evidence. And I'll be honest. I didn't read them but I'll be honest. One of only one of the nine things that you sent he sent you said. I'm sure you're listening with only one of the nine things that you sent was link. And that link was how they're testing estrogen on men in Corona Tests Corona virus vaccine tests In that I think some ties one of the bigger points but the other things that you sent dude are screen shots from instagram accounts. That doesn't count as evidence that Canada's evidence we would be so fucked but I'm going to read them. I promise that I'm talking about that on Wednesday's episode but for now this pastor who was probably in Florida actually no. There's no way he was in Florida because they wouldn't have arrested him in Florida. This must have been Louisiana. I think he's in Louisiana. Who GIVES A FUCK UP? Backup in the fucking news and this gets back to that fucking blustery thing. I was talking about before this weird blustery thing. This guy doesn't have a gun in his hand but he's got a Bible in his hand and they're fucking similarities to this whole vibe that this kind of guy this kind of American man has and it fucking sucks. I don't know how it still exists. But it does motherfucker who brings a gun to a peaceful protest in the year. Twenty twenty is a fucking Pussy Asshole. Not a macho motherfucker. Okay Anyway. Speaking of Non Macho motherfuckers. Here's Rodney Howard Brown On one of his nightly rants since he's been banned from holding church services time for the preaches and I have no other way. Then saying that. This way is the time for the preachers. Excuse me to grow a pair. Okay on a posit. There goes on for another minute but I think it's worth pausing there because he said grow a pair but also what the fucking fuck is this guys accent and to stand up and say enough is enough. Enough is enough. We're not tolerating this anymore. We're going to meet and we're GONNA have service if you don't believe in the power to heal and the pound got to deliver and you don't believe in hands on the sick take bobble and throw it away. 'cause you don't believe the word of God and why are you? Wasting Tom Preaching the Gospel Anyway. Read the Bible. Get a hold of the ship. Jesus and realized the Great Commission is to go into all the world preach the Gospel lay hands on the sick cast out devils. We believe in that we believe in Psalm. Ninety one we believe in anointing with oil we believe in the laying on a hands. That is the Gospel. Every everything else is a lot. I'm just telling you right now. We have the Great Commission and we have the power of God that is de to set the captives free. We not GONNA die. People come into the church on not going to die that is by law. What the fuck is that accent? That is at long fucking kermit. Cajun accent that's what accent is Kermit Cajun law anyway. I mean look all the things that you're saying. Rodney are not true okay. I know that you believe them. But we all believe a lot of things. Nobody's on fucking nightly rants. About how this fucking railing against the fucking government for trying to protect us to stop the spread as much as possible. We all believe in things. You know raw sacrificing a little bit all right but this fucking blustery grow her. Excuse my language but it's time for us past us to grow a pair. I fucking cannot stand this merging of Macci's Mo and Christianity. That fucking blustery pastor thing is just as tired as that fucking blustery idiot with a gun at a peaceful protest that no one is contesting. Groper fuck you you believe in a robed controller in the sky your the fucking pussy. Stop acting all blustery. You think that when you do bad things you just ask for forgiveness and it's all okay you are a fucking child. Stop acting like a blustery fucking bad ass dude. You're not you don't have a license to tell people to grow a pair you believe in God you believe God had one you worship Gods one son who you believe in God single son who cleanse humanity of their sin as long as they believe washed us in the fucking blood of the lamb. Whatever the fuck hey man. You're not tough. You think wimpy Shit you think a wimpy Shit so stop telling other people to grow a pair Gore pair and fucking stay home you WanNa believe in God believe in God enough that your church will weather the economic storm or whatever the fuck is going on because everybody who's fucking up in arms about this. Everyone knows it's actually about their wallet. This isn't about fucking government overreach. This isn't about fucking sickness. This isn't about fucking anything that these people are saying. It's about besides their wallets. Which is fine. This is what I don't fucking get. The legitimate argument is the one that you never hear. Unless you're talking in conversation with somebody. Who's too afraid to speak out because they're going to sound like they're lumped in with these. Fucking maniacs is fucking knee jerk. Defiance blustery bullshit is not fucking cool and you know what else it's not even Fuckin- genuine. It's not as to take a fucking assault rifle to a peaceful protest. It's not it's your fucking week. It's not fucking Macho. It's not manly to tell to tell everyone else to grow a pair. Because they're too wimpy. They're letting their they're not holding church service. They're not coming to church. Grow Appar Heyman fucking Sia Rodney. Grab a pair. What does that voice he has? I do not know what that voices the least fucking Wimpy. Shit you can do right now is fucking staying home in weather in the shootout. But that's fucking easy like the people that are trying to fuck it stay home. Make Shit actually end flatten out as quickly as soon as possible. Like it's fucking anything. It's anything we WANNA be doing like. This is something we desire. That's what conspiracies about carnivorous. They make no stay ultimately make no sense. I'm not benefiting in any way by everyone staying home on benefiting by me staying home. I don't benefit at all. Besides the world will a return to a more normal time. Closer to normal sooner. If we fucking try our best to actually get this over with one time the deal with it again and again and again that's it. This is not fulfilling some fucking secret. Desire on the part of me and others like me. We weren't fucking colluding to figure out a way to get everybody to stay home. There's no fucking agenda. Besides this is the agenda. The least amount of people dying. That's the only fucking agenda. I read an article about this town in Oklahoma. Another fucking amazing state Where the mayor put out an order. That places could reopen but the places that reopened the people. I think it was especially restaurants bars. They had to wear a mask or something like that. I think it was actually just restaurants and there were the fucking mayor had to do some emergency decoration and undo the thing he did within three hours three bucking hours because so many patrons were threatening servers and employees of these places trying to get to try to enforce the new rule because it was it was infringing upon their freedom. The Massu question all you people who think it's a total freedom infrigement to put on a mask. What about the fucking pants you're wearing is that An infringement upon your freedom. It's the exact same thing we don't WanNa see your fucking Dick Dangling around. We don't WanNa see your Dick Dangling around so you wear pants and you seem to be fucking fine with it and now we don't want your fucking maybe corona virus because you may be have it so could you please put on a fucking mask and also don't flip out on the fucking servers employees of the establishment. They decided to reopen with the new fucking rule as a part of their private business. They can do what they want is a private business if they choose to reopen and say you have to wear masks to come in here guess. What if YOU WANNA patronize? They're fucking restaurant. You gotta wear fucking masks. It's up to them. You don't like it. Don't fuck and eat there. Is it a fucking infrigement. When when there's a sign on the window that says no shirt no shoes no service? No so if I walk into a fucking restaurant with no shirt no shoes. I don't have any fucking right to be like you. Guys are infringing upon my mom. It's just they're fucking rule. No one wants to see your fucking gross dick flopping around while you eat while they eat and no one wants to worry about you fucking maybe having corona virus in breathing on them. Don't take it personal. You fucking baby. It has nothing to do with. You don't thinks you have it. What is the what is what is everyone's fucking deal puts under fucking face put on face? You aren't pants aren't you? You're covering up your fucking ugly Dick Cover up your fucking baby mouth to fucking so stupid shallow. The shallowness of the critical thinking is insane to me. I just think it's a fucking choice. It's an identity thing it's fucking Maga- you gotta be fucking mad about it. Not where I am American. You're going to die and YOU'RE GONNA MAKE PEOPLE DIE. But that's cool. Keep thinking it's a fucking hoax. Keep fucking it up for everybody forever. Chris Ain't so bad at that anyway. I got a lot of practice. Make a Shitty for other people now. It's just a different fucking level. Follow up on something. I was talking about. I think last episode Kim Jong Un. Not Dead not dead. Everyone thought he was dead. He's not dead in fact he's not dead. He was hanging out with his quote. Pleasure squad which consists of two thousand women better all stationed in one town that he goes to and has pleasure with his pleasure squad. I mean are we. Being teased is twenty twenty and just like a big lewd finger up our asses to big rude thick finger. Shit stuck sharply up our asses over and over again. There's no good news this year. Where the fuck are the good things I mean Kim. Jong UN goes from being dead to having fucking two thousand women pleasure in him now. You thought you had this one piece of good. Nah also he's doing this thing. That only happens in people's dreams. Sorry Twenty Twenty. Fucking sucks Dude fucking. Do Twitter questions in a second. But how about Alex Jones that fucking I mean I was just GonNa play the clip. I'm not going to do that. I Hate Alex Jones. Anybody who knows Alex Jones knows he says crazy shit. I saw him saying something. I think the crazy people who were there were like already crazy. Now there's already. There's something so crazy happening in the world that I think that it's happening from been happening for that. They feel like left out of the being called crazy conversation making headlines crazy that they gotta be extra crazy so he goes some rant about how he's ready for this and he'll he's ready to eat his neighbors if he has to. His daughters will not starve. He will eat his neighbors and I know people find this shift funny like people think that's why I'm not playing. It is not funny. It's just not funny. It's fucking dumb. It's so tired if it is a lot of people like these super ironically will be like Os Fullerton. Performance are fuck you. It's not funny and it's not interesting crazy just crazy. Decide and act is crazy anyway. He the last ten seconds are hinders yelling. I'll eat your ass. Alex trump's yelling. I'll eat your ass. I mean I'm not GonNa add anything that and now I will open. Twitter questions often twitter to get to twitter questions. Never go at random. Do you think the murder Hornets are going to be cooler? What this is another thing? I was just fucking reading about his murder. Hornets young guys not hear about this. Murder Hornets. Shit. There's some rare. Hornet that is only known in parts of Asia. This kind of Hornet kills fifty about fifty people year Japan sort I read. I think it kills even more people maybe in China it's from Asia. Not Sure exactly. Where might be all over? Anyway they're finding in America for the first time and this destroys bee populations just ruins hives like colonies hives and like minutes this their Stinger can puncture beekeepers outfits. We're fucked nonstop. Nothing good is happening. Nothing good is happening. Is Anyone paying attention. There's not a good thing happening. How's that possible? Wake up tomorrow. The headlines look down you have no more private parts and it was going look down. But what do you listen to podcasts? And if so have you any suggestions Do Listen to podcast. I listen to this podcast at the San Jose. Podcast making sense. I used to listen to roll. GonNa can't really do that. I can't really hang with anymore. I listened to the bulwark. Sometimes the Cunanan anonymous podcast Travis. View was a guest on this podcast. He's the host a host of that show Brother's podcast Dan. Carlin is has the best. Podcasts I Dan Collins a true fucking true true true genius the Shitty does Hardcore history may be using amazing hardcore. History is fucking amazing and there's other a bunch of other ones that try to get into but I don't know those are the ones that stand out. Have you seen what John has been? Tweeting thoughts on his recent tweets of seen a little bit of it. I mean he's a fucking tool honestly he just reminds Donald Trump. I feel like it doesn't. He doesn't care what he says. As long as it's getting attention when he's not getting enough attention he needs to be fucking even crazier. It's like the Alex Jones thing. I mean they're not alike but it's like the people who are used to getting attention for being crazy right now. They're not getting any attention so they need to be extra fucking crazy. And he's doing it. American rally in Michigan fucking complete lunatics. Correct iced coffee or hot coffee. That one fucking hot coffee. You're from Hell if you like iced coffee. What's what are you doing? That's like not even real coffee to me. Iced coffee coffee coffee and then there's ICED coffee iced coffee or hot coffee. There's coffee which is the thing that is and then there's the thing that it is with ice in it. What are you looking forward to doing or continuing to do? Once the stay at home order is lifted. Moreover has the severely negative event had any positive impact on your life in terms of some newfound perspective or other meaningful realization about yourself. And those you care about I think that just like a ground level something like this which which. There's not a lot of things like this in one's lifetime but I think that it's really. It's something I've known but it's easy to forget I think and something like this really is a is a really harsh blunt reminder that socializing is an essential thing for human beings because even the people even people like myself who already work from home already. Generally I don't want to isolate but like my lifestyle was what has always even before this. That has been one that is if I were to have to. I could not much change to become someone who isolates but I still would make myself socialize if for no other reason then too. It's like medicine it's like it's like exercise rather you're just getting it in you know seeing people you like. Pcb Love you care about and just talking being near them being around them. That is a thing that is easy to overlook and day to day life and impossible to overlook during something like this. And I'm not talking about loneliness nothing about like I'm bored. I'm talking about literally for the sake of it. Human Interaction and I think that this is the source of a lot of people suffering. You know right now. I think that's one of the reasons you see. These protests and people acting so fucking crazy is because they're around people like fucking crack is being near people again exciting. Amc The US's largest cinema chain has said it will refuse to show movies released by Hollywood Studio Universal K. Interested in your thoughts on this. Yeah I saw this. This actually was interesting to me. The universal has foregone the deal that every major studio has with theater chains. Which is that theaters. Have a sixty day window to screen movies exclusively before they go on any streaming platform. The many major theater chains will not play or movie unless they're guaranteed that sixty days. Universal being a major studio had been playing ball now. They're saying they're going to release their new movies as they as was their release schedule but on streaming and whenever this the economy reopens they're still going to release their Amman streaming whenever they want. Somehow these major theater chains are saying we won't screen universal movies. I mean I don't like this but let's say at all so as down in about to end I guess ultimately I lied to you because here is a Debbie Downer. I truly believe I really do believe that. Movie theaters are about to become a novelty experience. Meaning Regal fucking now you way whatever or like a specialty experienced all the major theater chains. I think AMC. I think they're fucking gone. I don't think that's GonNa work anymore. I think they're GONNA lose too much money and I think he's going to become a niche more specialty thing. We're tickets cost more. The seats are spread out. It's more of like a luxury experience than it is just like you buy a ticket go find a seat. Sit down whatever. Sit wherever the fuck house? Sit wherever next to whoever the fuck out rather I don't think that I don't know I just big movies are not going to be awhile. Because crews of fifty people are more aren't going to be here till the earliest like a year for now is what I'm hearing beginning of twenty twenty one. Maybe but that means only small movies and animation. Really that means. Tv shows and movies are not gonna big ones are not going to be being made. And that's what the whole theater experience based around at least the mass. The big theater chains need big big movies for their bottom line to fucking workout for them. It's why you've got to go to a specialty theater to see actually good movie or like a different movie earned Or even a bad independent movie. You can't see those. Are the major chains anymore. Also because those are GonNa be streaming within sixty days of being released and that precludes them for being there but not anymore or being in a major chain but not anymore. Movie theaters might be gone. I mean that's my doomsday prediction. But the fact I'm actually talking about that as actually a possibility. I mean fuck. You know. We'LL SEE. What fucking normal looks like whenever we are allowed to. But who even knows when that's going to be Maybe there's a fucking happier question not to end on. You talk about movies a lot but you get into show series if yes what. Have you been watching what you're some familiar favorites? I haven't been watching TV at all lately. But there's a thing that I wanNA watch that. Keep hearing about that. It's not new but that American crime story for Saatchi one the one about nation of Johnny for Sake. I saw a clip of it today and it made me wish I fucking wash. So maybe I'll watch that but I'm still fucking just doing movies mainly right now and I was talking about. I was into Brian Depalma Shit now. I've slid into a bit of a heavier space. But if more cock sucker space a little bit more of an art snob space so you only have to come along with me on this part of the journey if you feel like it because this shit ain't for everybody but I've been watching A re watching some of Andrei Tarkovsky movies famous. Russian filmmaker from the Really famous Russian maker from the Sixties and Seventies. I think he worked into the eighties. And then he died kinda young but Sulfurous and Stalker are the two that I really really love and that I've been revisiting their fucking like three hour sci-fi fucking hetty monster beautiful movies like monster epic not like Monster Movies But they're fucking beautiful there. I don't love all of his ship at those two. If you think you can handle it can get in there and semi measure. What you think but All right I'M GONNA I'm GONNA go now. I hope everybody has a fucking very very very pleasant day of the Lord avoid. Those churches were Christmas. Spreading that fucking covert around and Stay safe stay healthy and stay home as much as you can stay safe. Stay healthy and spying A.

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I mean when I before I left I was like by the time I to leave Bella. Too. Much what am I going to feel like I got is on can't even describe the of the change. It's been great and thank you guys watching the podcast working with me. We've been able to work this fucking thing out. But, it's been a rough fuck in two months but the last month finally straight man I'm getting a little scheduled down, which is the most important thing that had knowing at my fucking anxiety going off the rails was I had no schedule I'm still living kind a day to the fucking minute you know. But at least we got a little bit more under our feet the work with I lift Mondays and Thursdays my daughter's back in school for days a week. Dank fucking guide starting today. So gives me a little bit more flexibility. So it's like what I said all the pieces have come flocking together Jack. At a great flocked weekend how you guys? Again, when I'll tell you one thing I got my Friday night I didn't do deck I think Somebody came to eat dinner or something like that. Jumping to stop by that. Was it Saturday night my wife went out and I stayed home with the baby just because Saturday nights I got my fucking scheduled down listen for the last twenty years twenty nine years. I'm fucking Saturday night every fucking Saturday. Out Hassle and spots, I'm or started in ninety Fuckin- for. Why I really got into it, I used to go on Saturday night I used to drive an hour and a half to do a spot the show that style eleven and the guy will put me last because he fucking, but it was too dirty. To. One during a fucking morning. So I've been going on Saturday nights for fucking close to twenty nine fucking years. So finally, I found out. On Saturday nights here in Jersey. It's my night starting at nine o'clock on have to do nothing except get stoned as a matter of fact. Happy Monday. Your the body style at some time in Monday morning. You know what I'm saying. But Saturday night is my night. WPA X is still throwing eat at me. Fucking, I was a kid WPA XS channel eleven I would fuck wants that every goddamn night as you had the odd couple eleven, the honeymooners eleven thirty Samsung Twelve, and the twilight zone at twelve thirty and W ten thirty am Betty Hill got forget. God forbid a tent pop out and you didn't fuck and watch it. But that's not my point. Now Twenty fucking thirty forty years later WPA Exxon Saturday night has the lineup of death. Definite perfect for me because I got archie bunker around nine. I got the money honey mooners on at nine thirty and this gets better bloom I got an hour in between. So that means I don't feel fucking that lays out the center fucking three hours and watch TV. So a dad, my wife usually goes to bed. At ten I'll gone up five after ten get up can do some work on the computer maybe role of Dunkin joint maybe do some I need to do the night before a promo whatever the fuck it is, and then eleven ban I got two more episodes of the honeymooners. So I can't fuck lose it's like fucking doctor I'd say in completely I, get my little village when. You switch it on Joey. You know I'm going down I either got gotta read one or one of the League based Blue Ones or a black fuck game nudged to one at. Whatever sent me, Fuji sent me those are my pajamas sweatshirts. I. Usually don't put those mother fuckers onto like nine thirty on. Saturday. Bad. Those folks come like seven thirty. Doug 'cause I know my friend. You wouldn't get me out of the House on the Saturday at least not for the fucking remainder the. Locked it on. Saturdays. That's my refer night. I do a little edible. You know it's funny because I was talking to me Saturday night and he was telling me he goes then I e. Something, put it two hundred milligram and my milligram I. Wonder what was on my two months later you're still talking about these edibles I supposedly putting your fucking thing. No. What's going on is our resist tolerance is going down when the funkaway eight edibles. Now, what listen California part of it was a fucking. I. Did that every fucking day ended an animal and we day of some point of the fucking day you know and eventually when I came back yeah mine was too high that other bullshit went out the window. The night that there was an earthquake here in freehold New Jersey? That was nerd quake lake fought in twenty miles from here and free old everybody can say New Jersey you brought the fucking earthquake we the night of the earthquake. was flopped up. I'M NOT GONNA lie to you people there nights go rogue. I can't sleep when I started eating fucking edibles and I go rogue I. Get I got those Ash Tabs, the pro tabs, proverbial trees, and just twenty five milligrams. If I really want listen I made a mistake last week last week item fucking capsule on here on Sunday at ten in the morning. At by two o'clock I'm like this can twenty milligrams aren't doing shit maybe maybe my and says wrong holy fuck. About three thirty I went over to my friends to watch football. I was fucked up for like an hour and a half I mean bumped up Nyden. Fallen Asleep. But then I ended chicken wing and I was back the fuck and dr a chicken wing, a piece of shrimp, and I was fucking back and that was it but I'm like I got pretty fucked up. So I didn't mess around with them the rest of the week. But Wednesday night I went down on Benny's list I got four shows down there. I told you mother fuckers that this is going to be just an experiment to see. But here's a funny thing I went down on venues and I ate a bag addicts this past Wednesday night I only got four. Month of October I got some shit going on November but I went down uncle venise last Wednesday and I ate a bag of dicks. My timing was off. was. I can remember my fucking material. I was so upset I haven't bombed that hard at a show. In probably twenty years I was so upset. I came home they like fucking six at first of all. Why Bullshit you guys had these? These hash tabs and had like maybe six left in the bottom of bag didn't have time to take due out just to put him my little drug pocket. So I took the whole bag with me and on the way back from the show I was so visibly upset I just don't like bombing like that the laid off six bills by the time I got home and I fucked him took a shower and I went out the liberal. I was fucking on fire in that level. I mean drooling the whole thing I drank the p. once I drink my little PhD it's lights out. There's some that listen one that I fell asleep with the tea. Or do you sip it sometimes beloved my lap one night I fell asleep because the T. spilled on my lap was still have in the fact, check mental the coffee of the legs of McDonalds and then she sued McDonalds I had I had nobody to sue I can just do myself. All I gotTA. Do is taste the fucking PAC I break them up I either do the sleepytime or the THC whatever theaters it doesn't matter I just to sip sometimes and unplug it just puts me right the fuck over. THC products I do Melatonin from from fucking. Some nights even edible and I eat those fucking sleep products and I go deep deep deep off the murky waters. You know I was just as they have been a little good this week last night and do no fucking. I sprayed a couple sprays leaving the sprang a couple of weeks ago I was thumping around with you guys. I was doing the mid spray in the daytime. He's Christ about three hours. Later, I look at myself in the mirror my fuck and is will be read my eyelids refunding read a might what the fuck is going on listen. It was a rough walk in eight years and we slowed the fuck down. What do you think is GonNa Happen. Back to the bombing on Wednesday. When I understand about this bombing was and allow people probably tell you joy doesn't bro I borrow. And this is the problem. Here's the problem that I couldn't understand. The. Wednesday before. I didn't do anything. I went down without even looking at my computer without looking at notes without looking at nothing. And I did six Penn I did okay I use some old jokes. I talked about some new topics. This fucking Wednesday. I thought and got up at six morning. And I worked on material from six in the morning though nine the fucking morning the my daughter got punked computer. This is what baffles me about this the I actually worked on my fucking set. And I gotTa tell you something I. Go back to Liam this year Lee told me one time a-. before a special too tight and it's true when I prepare myself and I try to fucking do good I, eat a bag next because I'm to over prepared I gotta go out down fucking loose and just go on a bats. If this doesn't work this week I'm doing a hybrid. Like. I'M GONNA do material I'm gonNA write material road some this morning I wrote some yesterday I wrote some Saturday night during that hour. That's what I did this week during that hour I just went over my material I'm the distant material tomorrow in Wednesday I'm not GonNa do shit. So there's no pressure myself like I said I'm just looking at different fucking avenues here to see how taxes fucking standup I gotta move to November and be away from it, and then we'll see what the fuck and things going on with things don't on before the after the election seat. I'm not worried about the election as much as the people are looking at ever seen before a tropical storm comes people steady as storm out that Bruin there's a storm brewing, but it's not in fucking. It's not the election and it's not California and it's not Seattle on it's not fucking Portland. It's not Austin it's Minneapolis. Keep Your eyes on Minneapolis last Friday the judge leading the tape from the whole George Lloyd Day. I'm not trying to be political. I'm just letting you know to keep your eyes open for this because it's GonNa, come out. People are worried about the election and Covid I want you to worry about what's going on in Minneapolis as fuck in law freak is law and order freak you guys on watching it. They let the guy out on bail. And now they allowed the whole tape. They want the whole tape of the interaction of what happened before. To See, and he was pushing the Phantom all thing member Joey that Mommy Uncle Joey wrongly w about these things. At, least worried about the election. Everybody's worried about cold in the winter. My big worry is what's going on in Minneapolis keep your eyes open on that. Okay. Right told you. Don't let that slip out of your fucking conscious because that's in the middle of the country. That's Minneapolis. Right than in the middle. And that connects Denver that connects. CHICAGO. Keep Your Eyes Open remember you heard it from young fucking. I wouldn't lie motherfuckers and with that I got to talk to you about something. Besides the bombing amd beside all this shit. Last week, I was talking about. Bill burr going on SNL. And I made some remarks about the fucking schools. Come people reached out to me. And what I was trying to say was this. Okay. Let's go back to the beginning of this. Over the last ten eleven twelve be is on the computer. Poking around talking to you guys messing with you guys went up. Every, once in a while, once a week somebody a young comic. I don't even know if they young of the same somebody who is new to comedy. WHOA SEND ME A. fucking tape and say, can you please watch my comedy and give me advice and I always ride back the same thing less number one. I'm not good at that. Shit and number two on the wrong guy to ask because. I'm not here to fucking bus your. Dream the bus you in bubble. When it comes to comedy listen when I was living in my real life fucking around out there stealing and doing all that shit. Yes I was a recluse born it comes to comedy. And a dream I'm by the book. Will you talking about a dreamy joy which when it comes to somebody's dream, somebody comes to me. And they say I want to be in a band or whatever. I don't cut their legs off. If somebody says to me I want to start a band I. don't cut their legs off if somebody says to me, what do you think about my music? I don't cut my legs off because I'm not here. To tell you whether you're good or bad. What the fuck you do as splashing when it when it comes to comedy, you put me in a bad position because that's not what I do. You take a guy like Joe Rogan, for example, Joe Rogan's very generous. Decent Guy. I'm known point three years as always been positive thoughts enforced in my life. And I'll tell you what you think about our friendship. Our friendship is not do you think Joe Rogan let's listen to my cocaine stories not really you think you're not to my criminal stories not really our friendship is based on my respect the calmly and what he saw from me as a comedian. When it comes to calm me and Joe Rogan fucking dearest friends no world treatment one a plane. We're not talking about me robin somebody on be doing this doing. We're talking about what we see in communists and it's is that's why him and I that's odd direct connection. If you WANNA know why he's my friend is because he knows the respect I have comedy comics, people who are doing comedy. I respect anybody who's who's taken up chance now I I really do because you could just fall into the norm I respect anybody who's Doin' outside the rebellious way from within and they're being honest with themselves. There's people will just say yahoos talking to themselves and they don't know what the fuck they're saying. Those people too when I see some young comics she knowing you've seen him on my podcast. If they one be Oh podcast a church. It was because I had some sort of respect them. You might not know them or you might never seen him on TV show and they were on a TV show but I was watching that progress within the comedy community and when. You guys would say, why would you put that person on that? Not Known Person I don't give a fuck with no you know I know about him I know what they're doing I know the work that putting it. So what thing that bothered the most one of the things that aggravate me the most about La's greed is what they do to a young person's dream. And a lot of women GONNA raise the hands on this Alabama GonNA raise their hand on this. Listen It's a fucking nightmare you got acting classes you got high end acting classes. You used to have Improv Olympic. You used to have. growlings. And used to have the other one up by a which I don't know allow these names what i WanNa tell you what I wasn't putting them Leslie I, pay a what I was putting down. I was putting down the system that they use most people. Okay, the the NFL explain it to you step by step number one. People. Go. to La. Let's just take for the comedies I. I could talk about music, but I really wouldn't I could talk about photography I could talk about any one of the arts. Let's just keep at the county for right now because that's the one I know about for sure. Okay. When you come down. As a calming. You come to L. A. With a little bit of Hunkin experience. You come to La knowing what time it is annoying what position you're getting yourself into. Those comedians. What an ethic commerce that way Easy the done regional theatre theater in New York leader in Chicago maybe shot a few movies in his home. Tiny was an extra and they shot a movie. 'cause you know they should move is everywhere. So you know it's not like before you had to live in California they should move isn't fucking. New Orleans whenever and if you just happened to be lucky you might get a day on that stuff. So you have you have an idea of what you're coming tally with. And you have an idea that you have to get into an acting class. A listen when I went to La. I was told not to go to an acting class and between you and I I thought it was a bad idea and that's why why did the Bronx County fucking pilot than cut my line down to one line that's like did the NBC show I wasn't that good on that show. That's why the basketball I wasn't that good on that after all those three things I was like the Dhakal Bell Commercial I, didn't really know what? I was doing yes the potential was there but I didn't know what I was doing. So me myself being who the fuck I am in my world but I'm a dumb and I know this I signed up for a basic acting class on Monday nights it wasn't Italian guy. The Guy did now like comics he was not common friendly but I sack was bullshit for like four or five months on Monday nights at the time Monday night was the hottest fucking night and La. So I used to have to go down to. Do My scene leave, which is not fair to anybody else and it wasn't fair to me wasn't fair that what I was doing to the class. At the time, I only have one credit I had a Bronx County or whatever. The fuck. So nobody really talked like nobody really talked to me nobody really wanted to talk about anything as time progressed I got slam was magnum something Magna and his class was on schrader his up the corner from me Ralphie around the corner from my fuck stanhope we all lived at there was little acting class on schrader fact if you go behind that alley. I think you guys heard it. When doffed McCain was on the church guns N. roses lived in a garage back that. So behind that area there there was like. Something Magna Frank Magna and his wife toward an acting class across the street that was love act. That's like actors build on Hollywood. Cheat, class on your bucks a month twenty, five, a week you pay. As you came, you know that type of Shit I live with that time. then. Somebody talked me into vanish shopping who that's a great acting fucking school. It's a great tool and you go to the program you start in the beginning I did Tuesday mornings ten to one was to begin a program that went from one hundred hours the two hundred and twenty five dollars. And it was. I was into it. You know I wasn't getting any mileage on my up. So I figured let me go to the. Funk. In, back. Door. The Sopranos came out and all of a sudden. I started getting you know people started calling me in for more roles. So I said if I'm GONNA do this I might as well. FUCKING BEEPER PAN blown thirty audition already. So I signed up but advantage topics Ranatunga. Category Reputation that was a couple of other acting schools have reputations but a van if I went and did die you could sit on I forget what you call that when you sit on the class I went and sat on all of them and the guy liked the most was an advantage chappaquiddick because a woman but she has teaches that P. Curragh. I forget the guy that why was as a sweetheart of guys probably watches and get pissed off by a lot of shit on my mind he was a sweetheart of a guy and guess what he gave the tools I needed. Mix It what I was doing at the comedy store at night mixed with mid-sized three minute rule on fucking Sunday on Sunday nights and Monday nights. All that mixed together. I figured out how to just to get by the bunch a little movies. If you look at mind the be you'll see it. But then what happened was? I did a cold reading workshop. And I met this Guy Christian Caplin. Christian captain. Was a great guy. He was gay guide. Great Guy Loved Him. He's doing some animation. Fox. Now he was a great guy. He taught me a cold read cold read means how to when you get addition they just give you a sheet of paper sometimes. and. They say learned that right now you got five minutes to fuck him make the call and you've got five minutes to read the shed and make your call and how you gotta read this or how you GonNa fuck and go back in that room and blow the morning. That's why it was guys. That's that's it. There's no fucking your real world. They give you a sheet. You'll someone decisions, send you the audition. The night before that's fine some places don't want you to know what the fuck you talking about. So they give you the K. pickup sides at the door, and then you have to give it back to them. Before you leave that was fifty percent my struggling they just give you the sides you gotTa fuck it out when I didn't with a yellow fucking stroud. Magic Marker and put lines around Christian cabin toll taught me how to break down to a science, and then I also went to a workshop that was run by the Guy Cast Godfather tool and sleep burs Donnie Brash by forget his name off the bat you gotta be. I went to his casting right the seminar those two in workshops. Help me book. People. Help me book. Learn taught me how to book TV shows movies plays whatever I had a down. So I wasn't acting class between us. I drank the whatever the cool eight. If you WANNA call it, I was an acting class altogether for about a year. I went to. MAGNA. I had this African American guy for around a while that was gay also he was sick but mother fucker could teach you shit to look for auditions. You know he's the one that guided me through a what Travolta was gonNA play a musician and he had to stand ups opening famous get the whole. The thing. I forget the guy's name just guy from oboe. And to stand up so going to be me and billy God. Doubt. And then Travolta chose to fucking do a scientology movie that some Bacon fucking crashed burned. So they cancelled that thing. But when I was doing all through that movie, that's fucking coach me was that African American Gay Guy Somewhere along the line he got sick that movie fucking went away and then I got my hand I, had to go to be the whole time I spent an acting class by the year. But I learned something from that acting class. Number two, I didn't Alice. Filing, James Comey pulled me aside one day. I put that clip up on Patriots about a month ago somebody sent it to me. I had never even seen that fucking thing may not always James Coburn? He pulled me aside and he went acting class Michael. Yan. Goes get the fuck out. Because it's GonNa take away I can tell you natural ability with club. So I stopped won't acting class that will got mad acting class now. The reason I have a problem and I don't have a problem with traffic at all or any of those coaches at all. But there were allowed coaches that were running fucking scams. They would take. They would try to sixty to seventy a fucking month. Hundred and twenty-nine. Lady was charging on ended in twenty dollars. To coach you for half hour. Who can do that? Okay. Afford that. That's insane. So what happened in now I was what happens is yeah. Fifty percent of the people that go like myself knew exactly what I want to do. But there was other fifty percent that nobody knows about. These college. Go to college. They got a great Thakin degree great fight. You know history law whatever. But in their frat on Serie, they start watching satellite live on Saturdays. By the time they graduate they colored parents. Listen. We don't want to go to Fuckin- we don't want to go to work for the family business or whatever we want to become an active. Can you give us a year at La Those, guys get fucking killed. Those, guys those young kids that decided in college that they wa l. a. and either become actors or they wanna be on SNL. Deadpool. Kids. By the time they get away that dad he does know better the data, your mom gives them a credit card. They move out to La, they get the fuck an apartment, and then they run into one of those fucking acting people and let me tell you something a one of those Improv schools and the Improv school was in the acting coach is allowed good ones. There's a lot of great wants if he ever GonNa join one need. Asked me whatever and I'll tell you but there's a lot of bad programs. There's a lot of bad programs that they don't let you work. Until, they get five or ten granddaddy I'm not putting kidney. They will tell you I know one program in Beverly, hills that was scientology based. That why you took their acting course for eighteen months you allowed to audition. Are you fucking retarded. That's the shit that was pissing meal. So those speeders Yes for guys like me that had Fuckin-. Mentors. And told me list don't get out of that class get don't fall for that shit going there learn what you have to learn how to break down Dacian learn how to read a fucking script learn how to make choices that you character and then move on because those people will put a fucking Limo on what you can and can't do. It was fucking insane. Or they'll tell you you're not ready because you haven't taken all my program. Okay. What are the program ship to offer? You have an acting class and you have a cold reading class that set in my world no nine La. Data Movement. Breathing The dance to your fucking. What do you need dance for? You will fucking tap dancer. So don't run you through vacuum program. There's a big time acting school, but I still get emails from La I haven't unsubscribe ice ascribe to them because I wanNA learn the scams they can do listen guys listen to me I didn't need to comedy. After I got the longest Sean I could quit. And just opened up an acting school and milk kids to that. I coulda gone to fucking little open mic. and La picked out sheep listen you know May Doug. I'm a fucking devil. Wait till the end I picked out. Little young kids will known. And sent them command you to be fucking trained. I. Can take you to the top. I can do this I can help you right I. Help you get seen dog desert thousand calmest. Do that shit that way. And figure out the time is done they get one or two credits. You think they're fucking God's gift to the world and then they start private coaching taking these kids money for everything fucking got but doesn't stop that it also stopped with those acting classes and those fucking comedy fucking places. I'm not saying that bad I'm not mentioned Bam not making any bad remarks about them I'm not. I'm not in business to fucking go to war with nobody I'm just telling you what I observed over the at one friend. That I had gone to a vantage chomping with him. In two, thousand three. BUMP INTO TWO THOUSAND TWELVE and. He is now enrolled at a completely different acting fucking institute. And do you know that nine years? He still hasn't been a fucking audition. By two thousand, fifteen, he called me and he had become an agent. That so for ten. He paid a fucking acting institute. An average of three, hundred a month. Let's just say to something month plus one workshop a month. That's four hundred a month. That's four thousand a year. That's forty eight hundred fucking year. Me Not to mention. Get some Juiston that Kobe cough you know what I'm saying, and that's not the mention. All the other ship that goes around. Let me tell you something you people that complain about Jennifer Aniston and Well Dad people. Welcome get the thing that parents for famous actors. Let me tell you some you fucking dummies. I met so many famous kids. At goes acting classes. That was pathetic. I met athlete kids. Like professional athlete Stat I looked up to I met their kids in acting class. That was one kid. That his father was a well-known fucking quarterback. I'm not thrown anybody ended a buffet. I knew this kid when I was rock and roll in like in two thousand. Four movie. Wise. He had just come away. And you know he found that houses stand standup. They coming to the comedy store and watch me. And he was a great kid he was good looking. I thought he was smart. You know he was handsome. He had a little bit of go get it to him. I wasn't sure you know. Could yet and could do. But he was a nice kid. I bumped into maybe two years ago at a restaurant. And this kid was he still had him booked anything. He was still acting class personal training. I think he had like, fucking. You know like the big motivator guy in his ear, his father paid for him. This guy couldn't win and fucking Sin City God bless his soul and I'm not putting them down. But after a few years, you know not you got something like after a few years now, la I'm played three or four years if you have you still booking for in. Home Festival films, and you're still fucking book in my college films. You have to look at you. They live listen at first I was gone for College Bill Because I do not act, you don't mean funding college films. I shot. All move for free and all of them were overnight you gotta shoot. You gotta stay up all night and shoot I shot. I shot a short film when time with these. Chinese guys. And all they shot with my feet I I went to perform premier and it was just a movie about free people, feet running I never these camera. Shot was from my knees down I shot so many fucking bad movies guys. You would flop and smack me foaming and I, put them up. I'm not even shamed him I shot Stacy's mom I just put that one up when yelling at the kids I'm calm conduct. You'd think they were in the room that I really in the room was just a camera me call a budget cock suckers and then they put the kids in and took a picture and they wouldn't let those kids here that language and then when I walk through as the cooking teacher that had to say whatever they say but I didn't say nothing. I shot. Those so for every longest yard for soprano more beef. Up Spider man and for every fucking taxi and all that Shit think can be shooting twenty bad funk movies movies that you're sitting at gone. Tell. Me that the not doing this. Because there's always somebody you know when you do those shitty movies always somebody in that cast that got the role because their sleep with the producer or the sleep with the finance. Two thousand, thirteen when I started getting off like what I tell people know on the short films anymore no one hundred, our films it was because a one particular pumpkin project that they were driving me crazy like I noticed that I was picking up all these hundred dollar a day films and that was picking up just Shitty shitty off is for his ship and had already done the longest shod fucking. My name is Earl and already done all these movies on getting all these Shitty fucking office and one day this guy called me up. He's like hey. Wait to meet you for this fucking short series about the mob no-brainer I go to meet him and mic guys. I just wanted to ask them we go. So who else is in the cast? Let them using to people that you know he told me the run down and then he told me that he had a cast particular people with no acting experience just because they were paying for the fucking movie. Mike sold to one lead was a fucking guy that was like his father paid for the movie and he wanted his wife in the fucking movie and I'm like, no I'm not doing this shit no more. But that there are people that actually pay the fucking being a movie. If you look at that movie, I did I'm debut a fucking stupid movie I did something in Edo Hanging Ito Taoism movie. That was a fucking stripper. Who her dream was to be in a movie. So the Strip club on one the fucker. So the Strip coupled club older borrowed a quarter of a million dollars he listened to what I'm telling you guys a quarter of a million dollars and whether money he had and put together this movie and fucking Jamaica doubt was godawful. And he made the stripper the lead. Distributor was up syphilis gone through her. She looked like a fucking after Kobe with this woman and he put her in this movie luckily identified the fucking first day because I asked for the money give you every fucking day. This supposed to give you cash every fucking day sixty dollars a day eighty dollars a day for per diem when I got there they didn't have no per diem was the fucking potassium they go the money I've stopped in. California and Florida a Web fuck they were from. What do you mean the money stuck in these safe like yeah we can't give it for about a week ago what did and meanwhile the chickens do doing blowout they're fucking drinking rum at the bombing. And then they once to ask them flip am and the contract they were like it's better that you go home. Sure. It's better than I go home because you guys are running a fucking scam here. The Guy was telling me that ninety nine she's to start a movie they got They, got the black chick from fucking Baywatch who was a nobody at that time they got poor George Jefferson was on his last leg. He was like ninety at one foot in the grave one, a banana peel and they got this funk and fat Blue Guide and do that. I love with all my heart me and Steve Small we've discussed them fat James Fat James The movie and I felt. So for fact, Jane is because he had a fucking stayed at. He was like not joey you made a mistake and I'm like, Champs it's okay I'm GonNa. Leave you could stand. Are You my friend I'm not command acting take my back I'm just letting you know what what's here. He was like all Gung Ho. When he came back, he was heartbroken I. Guess He'd let the chick from Thongkham Baywatch at the House of Bucks and she promised to take him to a New Year's Eve show at the Fuckin- play boy branch or whatever she never fucking call them back. He I'm telling you the movie was a mess won't my point is that what they do to your dream? Those places I. Never fucking Gotten Bedouin. Like. That's what I meant when I was saying that I'm sure that they've helped a lot of people second city has been the launched around for tons of people sanae live and I'm sure improbable Olympic helped a lot of fucking people I'm sure the groundlings a lot of people but I had a friend that was in the groundlings added dear, friend that was stand up and he was struggle as a standup and he pulled me aside when then he goes on joining the growlings. For it to help me now I could blow douchebag and said what the fuck you doing that I didn't say nothing because I wanted to be open I will say, well, maybe the groundlings does help you maybe it forces you to write from a different perspective. Maybe fuck in you know whatever the fuck of his. I didn't for like a year. More frustrated packed his bags on back to wherever the FUNKY was from Chicago and I never heard from again. So. This is what I'm saying a lot of people come to Hollywood and they got these big dreams. They run into fucking people basically like me before I became a comic. That tried to rob him. They're fucking integrity that's bullshit in my world. That's what I meant by. It doesn't thousand bogus fucking coaches Nellie dog before I did that netflixing the half hour I was going to an open mic place. At one of the things that bothered me the most about going down there. was. That they made you pay five dollars to get on stage. The whole time I paid the five and I didn't say nothing I just shut up I shut my mouth and I watched. Why are you making young kids pay five dollars to gallon stage. I can look guys straight Lafontine face and tight and never pay to get onstage remarkably days you either had bring to people. You know setup show no the promoter you had to do some type of work, pass out flyers but pay the gone stage. Lesson, you know for a while there I was thinking even bought the website for the last supper. I wasn't dual a twelve when the covert really hit and I was looking for options of what to do it la just to stay busy not even for financial gain just to stay busy at the keep ahead of my game I want about there was a place across from conscious Utah, North Hollywood and it was just a small place. You. Know I wanted a couple of times. The guy one like four fucking grand to rent a closet and la I tried to talk to whom I listen. When we do this, why don't we start at two thousand and grow together? and. What my plan was to do was to get all those comics that you saw I put on the Church Eric Roja Gaga's Danehill Dean Dowry we like Twelve Fifteen. People you don't know people I couldn't get net flex because they don't have an agent but doesn't mean he fucking funny and it doesn't mean the not working doesn't mean the not fucking humans. They just not in the loop. That's it. That's why would put him on the church and you saw girl on then you will like. That that was somebody who I. So out one night and she was laying hustle down fucking stage she was doing every night regardless old guys were slain. That's no spots for women in La. Have you saw me put a woman up and had my podcast it because this woman was flopping going in that had fought them I and I supported that I support what I wanted to do was I wanted to have the last supper away you came in. A guy comes in you know one of us and instead of putting stranger or some guy you're paying telling you what the fuck is wrong with you said people that love you. Tell you hey, commit second don't do joke front save that for later. Because they already see that you know there's different types you can tell people that I know. If I see Theo at the store. He does. You know if I see you anywhere at a pizza place and you say something funny. I'M GONNA come up the entire. It's funny. That's a school I'm from you know but end the Dan I don't know what made it. Funny. You just had me laughing. And you know you guys know I don't laugh at quarters this shit you guys made me fucking gigabytes flock and hysterical. So if I go to an open mic and you crack a joke, that's funny. I'M GONNA. Come up to you and give you that type of support. The I listen point like fucking judging you sat's I would never do that. I would never stop by your dream. What a fucking. The company you gave who gave me the privilege to come to you and say you fucking you know I see these young comics online putting the senior specialist down or what who the fuck you did. You Walk as Thakin Journey did you walk his journey? No talking you sit there and say that that fucking comic sub. So this comic sucks this is why it's a delusion to. Me A fucking delusional. When somebody sends me I, there's just so much. I could do as a human being I will not come up to even tell you fucking suck in my fucking ten years on the podcast. There's only one comic I've said it was fucking sucked right up and that's because it's true and will compute besides that and they already knew they sought there be newly sucks. People really told them that they stop and they would just a bad person but besides that I can never go up to a young coming out on that fucking job. WHAT DOES COMEDY SCHOOLS? What does acting classes more than after a while you got them in the butt and you gotta cut loose love. That exact what acting listen okay. I. Didn't make it to the greatest heights to the world. I'm no fucking Stanislavsky. You some look at a Guy John Bradshaw this guy studied in fucking Russia. He's a tremendous actor when you're on the sat with him, he's creative he knows little things but. Since. Queen Latifah. So. This is tate. I. T's Fucking Law and order Svu for twenty two years. He go to Russian study. He probably having an acting coach and helping a couple of scenes and stuff like that. So there's different. Everybody has a different fucking journey. What you WANNA do my beef. Is people who don't know what their journey is and they get involved with these fucking people these people taking. Money that I don't believe in if anybody could take you for any money in La, it could have been me. I could have gone to all those open mikes and talk I could quit comedy I could quit going to fucking podcast and trust me I could have got three of those fucking trust. Latin kids and to pay me fucking three grand a week and guess what they would pay me. Because that's just how it is now at you have no idea. What some people pay for fucking dream I can't try you for fucking dream. I paid thirty three dollars for my standup comic class. In one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, one. Thirty, three dollars I think it was thirty one. There was two dollar fucking charge just unlike that. I paid thirty three dollars. To this day, I would do anything in the world for Jeff Harms is he's a comic I. Think he lives in Florida I wish him luck in the world he was his highness could be thirty, three dollars you not much comedy question tried to fucking La. It would blow your fucking mind. And then they promise you a set at the legendary com scores door at the end what Improv at the end, the promise you aesthetic flappers at the end. You know they all promise you something at the end that's changing world. Yes I appreciate you taking a class I love I took a class in Colorado and then a ninety three I did another one at New York Comedy Club. And I got one. It was like an eight week class and again, it was cheap because I was broke and I was doing blow I wasn't going no, there was no twenty five hundred dollars. Can you gotta get out of me? It was like maybe fucking eighty bucks and you can pay ten bucks. A. Week when you went in and I'm beginning one thing out of that today I use comedy is my world. That goes up against everybody else's world. That's all stand up. Comedy is for even eighty dollars I got some but there's people away that'll try who They, make you go through that program again. I'm not here throw him under the bus when you encounter them in either New York Shot Joe La. You'll know what the fuck I'm talking about but nobody should get in front of your fucking dream. I didn't let nobody get in front of mind. I don't from what you've got this. It looks when you moved away at agents, Tommy not to be dirty. To draw family for them to you know you have to put your Sitcom on the stage fuck you I'm doing dirty jokes and most people run those acting institutions and those comedy places. Yeah. You do help a lot of people at the hand your head, a lot of people also because. Instead of taking the money. Like I was taking your money if you came to me. And you said. I'm the type of guy also tell you that you have to change things around or you're not gonNA, fuck stand the chance. You know with comedy. Comedy to become a good comedian, it's not hard. It is hot, but it's not hard. You gotTa keep it a fumble Ryan every day, and you gotta flock in love it and you got to have tough skin. That's it. That's a conference. Bothers if people telling you suck for six years. Does that feel but waking up day and nobody even has to tell you suck life tells you suck when you go to comedy room and they don't put you up when you go to a comedy room nobody talks to you after you fucking set what about when life just tells you fucking Sup. So now that's I can live with that lifetime me up I can accept that but me pain comedy guy or some fog in. Improv school the top. It's a waste of my fucking time. I don't know if you've got anything from this conversation today have I did because I wanNA fucking just rectify what the fuck my statements will last week. I don't like when people get people's dreams Bro. That's just not is not gonNA work for me. It's Monday. Morning you got fucking dream you go for it if some Lee. Anti your parents or give it like gold hit thinking of becoming someone they gig earlier. I fucking got those people out of my life in the fucking very early beginning. Anybody who questioned me doing comedy I got rid of, and that was why like I mentioned the she still Is still great acting school. I know a lot of people who go there I know a lot of people work there, but even I don't want you to get stuck in that. I don't want you to get stuck in fucking learning I want you to get stuck in doing. If you're going to do anything you gotta do it I'm seeing all these things on facebook. Now to learn how to do a podcast, get a fucking Mike get fuck and phone get two cans and just talk nobody could teach you how to do a podcast. You Guys Laurie Shack last week Oh my God joey we know we never heard you talk about how it stirred before in your life what the fuck you think I've been doing my life I. Didn't have the three hours to sit there every morning and listen to Howard Stern. But I did have the Internet and once those clips started popping up on the. Internet especially Audie Lang, if you don't think I, watch those things you're out of your mind that's what you invest your time and watching the bass that was fucking radio history in my world when Audie Lang was on fucking stern that was radio history. Yes. I did watch those I paid attention and also pay the tax that was the beginning podcasting. Because everybody else is just doing radio. Hey, this is a song from Johnny Hey how Stern? Would make you fucking say uncomfortable shit. That's what a podcast is supposed to be. A podcast isn't fucking radio. It's not the fake voice. Hey, and you keep plugging it. That's why also see a local joey joint with let's not fucking radio that that's radio. That's not a fucking podcast. Color people have contacted. Me Here was from radio for twenty years really go fuck yourself. That's great but you can't help me because I'm doing a podcast. You dumped fuck Howard Stern with the first one that the crossover into the podcast because he got deep with you, he got personally ardy telling you. He'd been with hookers already telling you wanted to competent all night before that's personal can come come get fucking Dave Clark the guy hosted New Year's Eve with the fucking big entity and Dick Clark NFL can. told you that he had a drug problem or none of these people told you nothing from the heart they just told you. You wanted to hear it wasn't till fucking which stirred in a couple of dudes like that. That's dot opening. That's what a podcast come from the podcast ain't radio. So when you radio people call me and say I've been doing radio for twenty years I have an idea for you really got no idea for you. Why are you know why radio is dead I'm many stations left eleven. AM. I so don't have radio. podcasting is completely different of you see those fucking ads on facebook just fucking town go fuck yourself. How can you teach me how to do a podcast? You're doing a podcast. How can you teach me to guess where you're fucking podcast? Shop. Can you teach me? Do not sign up both things. If you want to buy gas, get a Mike you get Amazon a fucking I. I don't care how you doing a fucking pro. There's thousand energy to do it. Start talking start opening yourself up start telling people shouldn't that nobody else has sent people only you could fuck a rank you could say only I fucking among the Khokar little wig on fine only I got into a fight with a fucking Natura people wanna hear by not what you want to fucking say. So all fucking courses that they sell you and I see those prices on those podcasts from him things like eleven hundred dollars come to our conference the do what the doctor twenty other people doing. Twenty other people when I, do my podcast when when, why are you going to fucking to your podcast? When are you gonNa make the junk the next step. So before you get into a podcast school com, these school of Improv School of fucking acting school think about it. You're going to go in there, take what's necessary and move the Fatah it's not gonna be an eight-year fucking acting career. It's going to be eight years of listening to Joey once a week all in stand up, you can't you have to open up the second best joke enclosed. I can't milk you for that long. It's made me fuck four weeks listened when you go on stage. Don't focus on this don look at their faces to the. Lobby by fear I help you overcome fear a little things like that but I can't tell you what direction take it because we all have a different journey you have to fuck and lived night journey. I can't tell you what your journey's to be. If I can tell you what that journey you'd think I'd be sitting here with fucking iphone in my face I'd be somewhere to shop window China you out the future. Future but I will tell you journalism. It'd be fucking on begin to comedy acting stand up podcasting. That's why I love you guys always have advice on fucking podcasting. Way You fucking by guests or you he would be a guest on your show where's your show? Put them on your fucking job. You love them so much that can do I never heard before my life, but you like them. So something you put on your show. So whenever try what whether fuck is trying to sell you on anything? I don't mind you going to get the basics. jujitsu listen. I'm not arguing I'm not talking about schools you gotTa keep going into for ten years for you get your blackball. You know karate you have to get your black belt but comedy whatever organizers the basics at a microphone. You know an Improv troupe you could write the stuff yourself and let me tell you something you're talking to somebody who went the Improv Olympic. I later on the longest yard I told you guys I had with feelings about standup. So I want to write sketches. So one day I went ballistic. What let me tell the story correctly? What happened was improbable Olympic had an open mic Friday night late and I stopped going to the store. After the whole Rogan thing in two thousand, seven, two, thousand, eight. So I was looking for different places before I lived on schrader. And the Hollywood and two blocks over. Was the best how the best way store ever push more and up the corner was improbable limping. So for me going to that store, I looked at the schedule I saw they had an open mic and I went down in a Friday night and it was agents and manages everywhere. They wouldn't fuck and talk to me I couldn't believe. That all these. Managers went Improv Olympic on Friday night. So I started going to all might on Friday nights that and I started doing great. Dan I started meeting people and one that took a schedule home in had like intro to sketch. Right you know. I signed up. I did the eight week class when It wasn't that expensive again. volcan money for that type, of Shit. And then I got into intro to writing sketches to. And then one day I went for fucking job. The rights catches like I wrote like three sketches for some company. Some shit I went down there and the guys like. This ain't bad. Did you right sketches before I go now I? Just? Took a class. The guy goes where I go the problem he goes what's the guy's name I the guy's name and the guy just remand he goes that guy's a fucking bum he gets fired from every job. Why do they teach down and then I went home and actually looked up the guy the guy was a bomb was an alpine shit like that. So I said fuck it I'm not going over that no more why would take and then I find that the guy was just fucking jerk often. But I taught me something I took one thing from him. So it was working for the Franken whatever was Buckhorn quarter I learned a few things from him, but I got the fuck out. So I don't think that no that's people you can learn things from I just don't want to get caught up in that world. Let them tell you how to work your career with your career figure at the fuck out when I was going acting class that will people in that class? I, think they watched fucking movie. I'll watch the movie. They just wanted what came with the movie later with the success, but before I did that bad. They were bad and then I would go up, then will go to fuck you. I'm a standup I came from a different fucking world. You came right from college. You stated before night you're pissed off and I mean these kids say things I feel so bad for them. They would go you're not gonNA believe in next week acting class on doing the saint from Carlito's way. That was a big thing for them. Meanwhile doing fucking movies I'm auditioning I'm in that fucking every day I. felt horrible. So last week's fucking podcast when I said that Shit, that's where it stems from I. got no hatred I know beef. All I'm pissed off is that you gotta do instead of fucking learn sometimes when it comes to stand up all that shit is the same. And that's it that I don't know what else to tell you mother fuckers. It's Monday. This spray starting to fucking shine. And I I should do and I know you motherfucker has got shit to do. But I'm happy is described. I'm happy you're watching I'll joey joint and I'm happy you enjoying it. If you're not enjoying it kind of off and watch something else we all can't love the same fucking thing of not. I. Wouldn't be fucking the world right a rock and with that that said that this Wednesday I'm GonNa. 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Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank! - EP 293

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:12:58 hr | 1 year ago

Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank! - EP 293

"Ladies and Gentlemen IT'S J Rod. I'm here on the mall divide carpet all the stars all all the street talkers are riding. Let's see what they have to say about. The live taping the live podcast of straight talk with Ross Mathews Gone Cynthia. Thank to tell everybody what you bought Ross. I brought him some motivate cupcakes and what is in Moldova cupcakes carrot cupcakes. That's his favorite cake. That's the salad kind he call my God what the unique Ross cake for solid form cake or something with a new carrier was his favorite so I don't care cupcake was really nice of you so aside from the gift anything you want to on his birthday happy birthday and I just hope that this year is amazing all right there. You Go. Thank you said Oh my God gentlemen. I'm here girl. Oh my God. It's Boko. How are you wonderful doing wonderful. What are you looking forward to in this for this podcast I WanNa hear lots of bubble stories and if not that's okay I'm looking forward to seeing it live and in action and how everything's run okay now. Ross birthdays coming up any words for God happy birthday rose. I love you so much from behind girl. All I love you. I love you so much. That's the Khokar Ladies and gentlemen. If you WANNA be interviewed wants to be interviewed. He wants to be interviewed me. Oh May may Bruce Me Austin Tampa awesome. Where are you from Corona Corona. Where's corona about an hour and a half away from Burbank. Oh that's lovely. That's lovely. So what are you looking forward to most during this podcast just seeing everybody interact. I've always wanted to go to a live podcast so here we we are any any worse for Ross for his birthday. Quiche Quiche Rush Quiche quiche. Thank you very much. What is your name and where you're not from my name is so and I am not from the city of Los Angeles California. Oh what brings you here today. I'm actually came to bike crystals and I walked in and you guys like setting up with like drinks and chips. You have not who we are anything like that. I know five times now. That was Bush's thousands okay. You look really familiar Ross Mathews. He's inside his Brett Awesome so familiar Mr Matthews. I don't know who you are happy birthday. I'm assuming you're doing a lot with your life for them to set this thing up. Congratulations on all your accomplishments. You're remaining congratulations happy birthday. Oh my God it's Trishaw Tricia. You'll fabric more like Tricia Trish. Now it's Ross's birthday. It is so fucking hot. It's I don't know why I'm in all black so Ross. It's his birthday coming. What is Ross mean to you. What's what's a birthday message. You'd like to give to them. You're going to make you cry right now. We have had a little bit of rose say I love him very much and actually I think yesterday was mice six year anniversary with him. Yesterday I officially got job on Josh and Ross we met a little bit before that and then the interview process and everything else so that was my josh and Ross anniversary and then. He hired me a couple of weeks after that. Have you bet to make he cried Trish. I love him to all my God. Oh my God is fancy. It's fancy malone on the motorbike carpet. You look stunning. You look stunning. It's Ross his birthday. He's one of your best friends was. What does he mean to you. Oh my God anesthesia at the same time. Is this a threesomes a straight talker Theresa. Everybody Dreams about thank you come on. Cj I'll start with you. I'll start with you with you boiling. I'll start with you. What does Ross mean to you. that's a that's a deep question. I know but just Gimme two sentences quick and fun laughter and fun time any birthday wishes for Ross anything happy birthday Ross. You know I love you. That's eight. That's all you have to say Gerard. It's one hundred four degrees inside your rain black too. I don't know why such thing cj cj how are you. How's it going now. It's Ross's birthday. You've done a lot for Ross. You are his right hand man. How's it feel to be celebrating. What's twenty seventh birthday. He's at plan. We're ready to go. I just got word to ready to go. Cj Go have a good show also to see this minutes. They all my God. It's Ross Mathews here on the carpet. Oh my God oh my God Ross Ross. This is this is amazing. Your birthday is coming up a live. Show show you Tony Pressure. What's going on. Thank you so much for starters j Rod and continue to keep a to keep doing a good job here on the multiple you know the truth is we put it out into the universe universe that we wanted to do a silly little crystals and fucking people showed up hilarious and I'm just really it's really fun. You know we have so many motive theme. Things are people from all over who are here. We're doing all for free and like everyone is in the spirit of just like ll and Omg so we're gonNA give it to him. We got a great show planned and I love the people here I love to. Oh my God. The mortified stunning Ross looks stunning. Yes what else is new. You always look at Ross. I I try to copy your outfit but as you can see very unsuccessful jared you keep it up. There are some big names here from behold girl gross here fancy of course vaccine Malone. I can't believe that we got him. I hear that Nikki Boyer is GonNa Appearance and there's there's rumor on the street. Cj will be here so just fingers crossed everybody and everyone's in their their mobile device casual attire in which is fun to see sign. I've had a glass of Chardonnay Quan. I need another multiple along and that about does it. Everybody's inside everybody is excited for crystals and bullshit in Burbank in Burbank alive painting of straight talk with Ross Mathews. That's hidden inside show. OMG welcome everybody. This is unbelievable. We just we are in Burbank. Thank here at Crystal Shrine. It is unbelievably hilarious. I remember being on the phone with one night and I I think I had a couple of short day Kwan's. If you know what I mean and I said you know what I'd love to do is is a live show at the crystal shrine and we laugh offer a good forty five seconds and I said nobody really think I do. I WanNa do it so it was just as little silly idea and here you are so this is what we call the prayer in the show and I guess the God I mean we. We always have a prayer word of the day. I don't even know what it could be long. That's an option I duNno. I know pretty good or it could be but my personal favorite is of course ars. Let's stick with that. J. Rod just finished doing incredible interviews with so many of you have a mold by carpet here. I told Tricia to a hardware store and get that tacky green. You know talking about that. People in Florida put on their decks. You know what I mean. I said get a role all just make sure it's not expensive. That cost me twelve dollars. I just want you to know that motivate carpet. y'All walk down so we are selling merge today honey to make up for that and we are in a small little venue they used for like Yoga. That's Jason to the Crystal Shrine and as I look out it really is like the gas colt in the history of time gold a gay called. It's a gold so I just WANNA. Say Thank you oh and everyone let's say the prayer word of the day today is a motivating provides all right. Let's begin the program. He's he's the gay best friend you wish you had and no you need. This is tough luck honey. Now here is Ross Matthew. That'd be asking me will will be on the IT really phenomenal show. We have for you today but quick quick reach around. I say hi to him alone. They want to hug each and everyone of you. Don't you also give a big reach around to Nicole Nikki. Boyer say a wool jerseys the good go no and J. Rogers technically put all of this together and that is quite a feat thank you J. Reid for I am. Rosh Josh nationals. We are at the crystal shrine funny and it is time for what they call it. We call this crystals and bullshit and birthdays in Burbank Crystal Bullshit Emperor Birthdays. No I fucked acted on radio and Crystals Bullshit Birthdays Barbados Chris Senate Bullshit and as in Burbank yes burgled but those are all the words I wrote and bullshit ever and I think we got it so with the thing is is I did say if you go to the register new find a crystal. Maybe you could even find a piece of I don't know so if you go to the register in Kiss Kiss. You'll get ten percent off. This is like the weirdest. QVC see that's ever happened item number J. Four to two in Moldova where out of it in medium out of it medium. Oh keep calling her anyway so how many people here bought a crystal. It's an audio program. People raise their hands like there's cameras here. We don't have that kind of budget. Apparently don't have a budget for air conditioning either because do you know how many calls I made. I said we'll make sure we turn the air on make sure we turn the air on May true. Turn the air on because I am Mana puzzle as I approach forty good news. It's only about what one twelve fifteen in here so we all hold up okay before the program we did have a meet and mingle and mold divide over in Crystal Shrine. Yes and we had some Chardonnay Croissant complimentary. She always says well. I raised her that way to be complementary tree. Wa fucking Song. We did have complementary. Chardonnay quantities good girl. We all set some mold debates that I sent Tricia to Costco for so she did that. What happened. I'm right on top of that. What happened was is that you are all miserable drunks. We are out of Chardonnay Kwan and TRICIA now has run to the store because after after the program we have decided to extend the hours of the Crystal Shrine and hang out there a bit more one of you brought some mold divide cupcakes for me. Who is that that brought motivate Moldova cupcakes yes darling. What's your name Cynthia. Everyone thinks so. We do have a great stroke out in this We're not going to make this a long program. We're going to make it a fun program. Got It understood because we've got more Chardonnay to hang out with. Let me get some water full-time. You noticed we haven't done a podcast in about two weeks right like stuff has has gone on which I will fill you in at another time about today is just about love's and laugh deal. Okay Super duper. Don't worry life but but fancy malone has a story for us. I called Fancy one day and I said how was your day. What are you doing and he goes. Oh I just and then he told me what he did and you know what I said. I don't WanNa know until I can see it doesn't count. It hasn't happened unless we recorded. Do you understand Yup so I wanted to share all with you and I'm GonNa. Tell you right now well. Why don't they go around. Are there any any guesses what facts malone did yell at him out. Let's go to the talk homeless men in the front and he guesses a happy ending. No not another happy ending. Let's go to the sumo wrestler in the back with her hand up Madam Tire Tyrus is our questions. Yes said the man on the man show this did he return the mirror. These are also wondering return. Let's go to the farmer with pitchfork. Is it another freaky fancy poop story no no but we do a frigate actually coming. I do have a Good Friday questions right here in the space alien in the front. Take the hobby lobby challenge do that weekly because I live I live by. He does live hobby lobby adjacent right here. Let's go to the editing. Throw it out a headless one ticket circus clown in the front here yes. Are you get anal bleaching thank you. I didn't but that's a good one. I I would like to point out that does come from behold girl right here overall we do have VIP's in the VIP. WHO's in the audience on no no? No none of those are what happened to you this week but do tell me in what it was well. I went to the doctor for a checkup and they the doctor did a prostate examination on me and he gave me two options. He said I gotta Lay on the table on my side or just stand there and take it up the but I'm like I mean I was really kind of nervous about about it. I was kind of nerve wracking so I just stood there and he's like ready. Just do it just do it can I can. I pause questions so you're we're being told you're getting a prostate massage. You didn't know prior that you're getting it. I did not eat your first stock. Goto the cleanliness of your whole absolutely of course Iraq of course and how on a percentage and I wanNA percentage from zero to a hundred. What percentage were you confident speaking Spanish seventy five percents. That's good clean clean make some noise here. If you're seventy five percent or your butthole his speaking can span make some noise if you're not seventy five percents sure all right by the way I've made notes of WHO said life written a couple more. Pi Poos in the audience. If you know what I mean so you are you're speaking span and then how because when I get my whole waxed I have to get on all fours and they spread it and they do that. I am always I always no. I'm good to go bolt here. I'm dead serious. You should listen to straight talk with Ross Nick. It's a great show with talks about it. Yes Yeah Yeah Ross Mathews great to meet you measure so yeah. It's offer anyone else. I just like it. I love a clean sweeper so I'm always at one hundred now. How did he approach you. Get well first of all. Thank you for asking that because I will. I'll stalling him when he said I'm going to give you a prostate exam. I did go to that thought of climate show shower clean but I wasn't so I just kept stalling him so they should warn you yeah yeah but so I stood on the side of the table and he's I okay you ready. I said Yeah just do it. Just stick it in and so you're standing up. I'm standing your your hands are braced on the table and your legs are they spread arching your bag. They're spread and it's it's always don't you. WanNa know. Cj Don't you WANNA know go. Do how dare you security. I have a question for you though with this okay so I it's always uncomfortable to take take your pants down to. Here's like okay here. We go so he said you ready. I said Yeah he's stuck. Lube me up with this jelly. It's like Medical Jelly Jelly. Were you ready for that. Jelly really. Can you handle this Nikki. Can you handle this. Cj can you handle. I don't think you can handle this. Well okay so the Jelly Jelly and then he did he put his finger or do you put it in your but he put on finger and he kind of wipe my yeah and then he might not asking the questions you want to know. Did the doctor. Put It on your first or did he just put it on his finger and think that was sufficient. That's good put it on his finger and then wipe my butt with like an up and down up and down real fast yeah just through the Jelly on there. Okay Okay Eh then. He said just do it so he stuck his finger in my but so it was peanut. I searched butter and Jelly Tricia just walked in with more wine. Thank you darling. Thank you so much. I am in the middle of something okay so so we stuck it in and he was he was very gentle. Was it it. Was it a or was it a gentle glide. It was a gentle asked. It was a mix. He got he win they have to this is great for prostate awareness. Do you get your prostate. Check yeah joking aside really area and it's important to do so he he stuck his finger so far up that it hit my prostate and when it hits your prostate you have to p really bad. Did you know this when we heard anybody know that like I was like I gotTa. I gotta be which is my question by question for you. Cj is like the the prostate massager. I don't know how anybody would use that because it makes you feel like you have to a bad. That's the sensation that's the Zeph Yoga wokers massaging your prostate and you're making your prostate come. Oh okay so okay so he was just uncomfortable that I had to pee so strong and I just didn't understand what happened so then he checked it and then he pulled his finger out out and I pulled up my pants past wearing pants. You're wearing shorts. I was wearing a g insurance okay and it's an important I put him. I put my shorts on and I winning sat down and we were talking about it. He's like okay. We're going to give you a blood test and I said Oh okay and so I got up and I looked back on the chair and there was a wet spot on the chair and I said what's what's that and he's like. Oh don't worry about it. I don't know old chair or is that okay so then I went and got my blood checked and I had to sit down do the blood thing and got up from that and there were three little little spots on the chair and I'm like I think then spotting I said to the I think I'm spotting. I don't ever want to go to the doctor's the office so I touched it and it was the jelly he put on my he always spotting ran in the bathroom way. It's soaked it was enough jelly that he just left it on and it's soaked through your Jean Shorts so through you people this is why I ask what he's wearing because now you know how much jelly was there to soak through and Jean shorts you want to get through a short you needle Oughta Jelly Jelly I was I was. I don't get embarrassed a lot but the spot on my shorts towards that I had to walk through Beverly Hills like that so I I come out and I looked at the reception. There were tons of people will look good amount of people in the lobby. Maybe and I said Oh my God I spotted a spot on my short so loud everybody in the lobby just stopped and looked at me paid and I just walked through and I just covered the spot with me. How did you ever have that like in middle school when the girls were always walking around with their shirts tied around their waist and I was like girl I get eh. I know what's going on here with you. Oh yeah really well. I hit puberty twelve and then really hit it like twenty nine like so there is some weird times in between there but yeah. I used to always tie everything around and the worst part is like the creeps me out here. We just have a moment like that's little unsanitary like what about the person that sits down in your butthole there. I know I thought about that and then I was so own barris when I got home because I did think like they had to have gone like this guy like spotted all over these jurors. This is disgusting and like throughout the Cherry. It's not your fault. It's the doctor I should've given you wipe to Micheli yeah. You need to Yelp this doctor what I love him. Yeah listen. We can talk about anything here on the program. That's when you don't clap. We can talk about anything here on the program. I do want to say. Jr Ear is here. He can't go all the way if we have time. Hopefully we have time we don't today. We'll do it but Jay fags. He May j Rod Watch. Mommy Dearest is away. Do you know we've done Sissiani burt. We do have a Stradey in Ebert. That could becoming coming. I think the people do want that so maybe we'll try to get to that but listen. We are healed crystals and bullshit. I'm wearing my moldy right now. Everybody my I'm wearing this is the mole divide this one here that changed everything when I came here to crystal shrine a few months ago and a real moment of peril fags. He said get in the car gun car. We're going. We're going in and said okay. I was home bullshit uh role but I found this Moldova and I put it on and I just felt something is something crazy and it has really changed my life. You know I talk about it and sometimes I think you are all sick of hearing it and then I think I don't care because we don't do. We don't give a shit so I I. I'm so glad you guys came here and we have something really extraordinary coming up the owner of crystals in crystal enshrined crystal try because I do call it crystals and bullshit before I started coming here and then I was all in but I thought it was so funny it was kind of stuck and and I remember one time we came and Fag Z. and he was look he's a automatic pen reader and a writer and so we he met with Shauna Sean owner and and they said thanks Ross and then China was only on this crystals and bullshit and I'm like yes this here store what critcism bullshit but now Crystal Shrine Sean Shannon. We call our son. I spell it A. S. H. cannot is GonNa be. She's going to come and we're going to interview her because what Chan- it has done is she has gone through our charts and she has looked at our past lives of how I relate to Nikki how I relate to C. J. And I really fancy which one thus have dated in the past which one of us were lovers in the past who were friends in the past who would just fucking the Shannon from Crystal Shrine amble shed no bullshit is coming up. She will be joining us after after the break much calm for live from the Mola vicary carpet crystal trying here in Burbank. It's crystals goals in bullshit and birthdays and Irving. We'll be right back. I've been traveling so much lately and that means nights in hotels early mornings and let me tell you. I have not been getting the sleep. I need nothing I mean nothing feels better than when I come home and get to rest on a purple mattress. Purple mattresses are different than any other matches you've ever slept on invented by an actual rocket scientists no big deal. The mattresses are both soft and firm at the same time so it keeps everything supported. Well still feeling comfortable plus. 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Stop it does thank you welcome back to a live show crystals and bullshit and birthdays and Burbank glide at the crystal shrine it. I do have to say I am turning forty in a knock that along what less than a couple of less than ten days or something less. Maybe I'm GONNA be forty. How you feeling about thank you so much Nikki. I think the people sometimes have a hard time with these milestone birthdays. I kind of think if your life is great. You don't have a problem with your life is shit. You have a problem with it. I got a great life so I'm feeling really good about turn and I love that I will say you know. Life comes when you don't expect it and things overtake you and sometimes you don't have control all over what happens and when things get crazy you rely on your friends. Your friends become your family. These people up here are my chosen family. Cj and stags e Dan. I'm so lucky to have so many great friends. I want to highlight Nikki though because on my birthday with everything going on which we will fill you in God bless later. Nikki just said to me. I got your birth thing so Nikki has plans. I don't know what we're doing on September twenty fourth but Nikki has it and we there's no no idea what we're doing and I like to think she's got it all planned and it's GonNa be great and I know and I don't feel any pressure. I want on it to be the best birthday ever higher works. I want fireworks. I want a remember pink performed at the grammys and spun in the air on. I'm not I want you all to do that. I want so much for this. So thank you Nikki for organizing at all. I okay okay so I think we should just really quickly. Jr could you just pop up really quickly here because Jay rod did watch fags. He may J Rod. Watch mommy dearest. Mommy dearest is a classic. I stand by that Faye. Dunaway should have been nominated for an Oscar for Mommy. Dearest people laugh at it. When's the last time you saw an actress commit to a role like that ever. I'll pause and I'll wait. Wait is the last time you saw perform warmoth that stand the test of time. We'd become iconic. I'll pause and always so people mock done away in mommy dearest. I celebrate great faith underway and that is commitment. Is it a little bat shit crazy yes. Is it too much. Yes it doesn't border on awful sure but bitch went there and that's why it's a cult classic. J Rod has never seen it has been here seen gene mommy dearest. It is a gay called classic. J Rod had never seen it facts. He told me I made Jay Rod. Watch mummy dearest. I said we've got to adducing Ebert but we should call it. Stradey and Ebert and you know the song that's a great classic Song Straight Sissy and Ebert. Oh my God will j. tyrod recorded all this all him every he did every word every both parts of Stradey Ebert. This is not a joke. This is Jay Rod doing stradey and all the parts it seems that my we must discuss it he and Omega Wow can can. I just say that I was I was there J. Rod recorded it and you know the part. That's must be growth g rivaling this the surveys garments is the performance is great but the lyrics all right so J. Ron Jim you you watched mommy dearest for love for you to take the reins here and talk us through your initial reaction. She was absolutely psychotic in every scene. We have one break where she wasn't psychotic. That was the craziest bitch I've ever seen in. My life like not even close. I have no idea why people like that movie. You see we must involved in e. Only it is yes. Oh my God. David actually did the dance back there. Oh my God it is a lot more to say well we kind of set it all okay so we are here at Crystal Shrine where you were all buying your crystals after we did have a meet and mingle and motivate before the program. How many of you purchased crystal you get ten percent off? When you say Kiss Kiss. Yes the register buddy well. The owner of Crystal Shrine is now with us. It is my distinct pleasure and honor to welcome Shanna Shauna who a coup led us be here shock son for starters I have so many questions for everyone. Look how gorgeous Shanna your hair off got right into that microphone there. I'm right behind Amiel during their Mike Right behind me is this beautiful bouquet of flowers and these flowers were given to me by Shana and the Christie's shrine for my birthday. How beautiful are they. goodness all right so sweet. We're getting some feedback from the mind gets probably my motivates me this way. What the fuck is going on. Fear spirits are happening so all right. It's Shah okay so I have to know. When did you open crystal shrine five and a half years ago. Get right in there the people how long five and a half years and have you are you a medium or you as always been interested in this story. It's quite a story. Give me the ten second version. I lost my first husband tragic accident that sent me on a spiritual path you you know it's always something you guys. It is something that send you searching for something right finding this energy and what did you find when you got into crystals myself really. I I didn't I was just a wife and a mom and I really discovered Hashana was you'll. You're saying it wrong but yes satellite. Ah Yes and what did you find out. I was very spiritual and intuitive and had had a lot to to give and I don't know it's yeah it's just it was really. I was a stay at home. Mom I had never ran a business. I really am a waitress in my twenties. I didn't do anything other. I mean not anything I was. A MOM stayed home. But how do you go oh from finding an interest to then opening a shot right here in Burbank. How does that happen. I mean it was quite a journey started with a lot of healing doing healing work on myself working on others. Did you think it was bullshit. I know because literally the minute my has passed. It became a spiritual endeavor. It was non stop just size. It blew me wide open. I think tragedy that to me once uh-huh Jessica come on kidding okay so we blew Lee wide open you open the shop because people are so skeptical right when they come in their own about this stuff but I remember when I came in these. They just hold your hand over stones. Can you feel something. What is your go to stone. Because mine of course is molded by has become my thing. I can't live without it every day. Yes I live fort. What is your stone Herk Mer diamond. Would you call me. What does it say in her grammar diamond her camera. I'm Robert Palmer New York really unless you're still harder to do for you. It's just all about bringing your wishes and dreams to reality. That's that's how I describe right bit very. It's known to be Attuned Mint Stone on elevates you just yeah. I don't know it's my Go-to so we started talking about Crystal Shrine Chris bullshits here on on the program and did you see a spike in business when we started talking about it what happened. Tell me about it. It was amazing. I actually because I have a two and a half year old. So I'm these days. I'm a little bit more in out of the shop have a little more flexibility with great great employees the and my son as well that worked at the shop so I kind of didn't know at first and then all of a sudden my son told me Tamra told me and these are all people that work at the store. There's people are coming in say. Ross says to come here and did you see a spike in sales of Moldova was was the motivation disappeared Tim. You have to go get more people are going bananas over and I the well yeah I guess it's the stone of the year and then and then I got the pleasure of meeting fags e. Yes and all my Mr. Malone works if the crystal shrine doing his automatic all day tomorrow. What is it like working with faculty. Malone have been the best you know. He's our charts are very much. we were siblings in a past life. We'll see now. That's what we're getting to hear is that Shannon can run your charts. You give your birth date the time and the location. Shen she can go deep into whatever and find out what moon is rising what I don't know what what Butthole your moon is now now sorts of Shit and so she said Sh sh innocent okay. I'M GONNA run all of your charts to see how you relate so. Is there any way you can run the charts now and say did I know. CJ In a past life Nikki Nikki big power top with me was there. They're saying absolutely you guys all have a Chiron aspect. which is the wounded healer so so this group is very much about healing one another which on this tweet end and then there's the refunds spicy stuff which you know you and let me ask you one by one so? I'm born September Twenty Nine twenty-fourth Nineteen seventy nine at ten twenty anyone A. M. Nikki. When were you born July twenty second nineteen seventy five at four twenty okay so you have run our twenty. Oh I happen to have my vape pen right here. If you WANNA thank you Charlie okay can you can you tell me about nicky and I in the past. I live with you. Well Gosh. She definitely have a juno aspect exact degree when there's exact degrees. It's it's like really intense so you have Juneau Juneau the asteroid marriage so we were married yeah I would say so. You're GONNA pass life. We're getting all disk so nicky never married and even in the the north note is all about the present where you're going and you guys have a strong being as north note. Can you have a strong Venus so it's very much a loving relationship. I think very nurturing there's a lot of cancer in there as well. So what does that mean. Cancers answers very nurturing. They WanNa you know did just want to nurture each other face each other. Nobody's doing see because you step in when I can't you. Actually she throw my birthday. You're nurturing now. Keep Hoyer and I my ex wife now what about CJ. When were you born January third nineteen seventy seven what time eleven thirty am okay great so now. Shimmy has run our charts as well and did see I know each other in a past life you in. Cj have it's interesting. It's like very can be really intense. Hence is what I saw like emotionally. There's like some depth there yes so yeah. He's like we'd be fucking. No I mean like on the prairie like now. You know. There might be a little of that. What kind of business this 'cause you. WanNa know if we were prairie fuck buddies in the past. There's rebellious rebellious there too yeah. You better believe it. Take that on and off no the all right. We'll see malone. When were you born April twenty four worth nineteen. Do I have to say yes sixty two to eight ten on Tuesday a more. Am Yeah so now thanksgiving. I have a complicated relationship in real life because we just you know harp on each other all day long but we the such love between us right on the verge of divorce that goes to target a lot yea well said honey well said so what is is the story with Faculty and Einar Pass Life. You guys will actually all that conference like that. Combativeness is your moon. Moon opposes the mercury three so on each other so that combatants always like you have comebacks for one another you guys definitely you have so many any aspects of healing though even though it's can be feisty. Do we have the relationship of a couple who clearly it's going to get a divorce but just interesting together for the kids. I would say so yeah you don't. It's so that yeah. She seemed facts deny together so let me let me summarize this. Cj Fuckin- and Nikki and I be married and divorced fast Sosa Jonah Circle family. I do have to say to Shannon when I reached out to her and said Cu. We throw this event here ear without hesitation said absolutely yes. She has been down for everything the very second she takes such good care of car. Mr Maloney here. She is the real deal and you know what your heart burns so bright and I adore you. I love you. Thank you so much. Let's hear Fashanu Shanahan here in Burbank. Well done darling. Well done okay when we come back. The party continues detainees life when the crystal shrine here in Burbank. We're we'll be having a freaky bags. Z and they give trendy of blackness and much much more. Don't go anywhere it started. The Sun has gone down here and we're paying. The doors are hoping there. Let's more some more Chardonnay Kwan. We'll be right back. Do you experience stress stress or having Zaidi or chronic pain or trouble sleeping at least once a week. Why don't you are not alone many of us do many any of us have all of those symptoms. We're all in this together right and that's why I'm thrilled to have discovered fills. 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The cooling down here in the idea was striving and birth birthday the bullshit for days and you all showed off. Thank you so much every single time we do something like this. I always turn to them before go. If nobody shows up it's fine it's fine. It's not a reflection on us. It doesn't matter we are worthy we are we are here but you always do show up. Thank you so much. You know we did this podcast just to connect. You know so if you're not here. There's no point thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you and what I love about this podcast as we can do anything there's nothing off limits and if you listen to regularly that and a new segment that is sweeping the nation kiss kiss is really filthy fucking segment and it's where we don't judge you if you don't judge us so people write in and tell us about the freaky est things that they do and we do not judge. It is cold freaky freaky of they are. I am the reins over to pack mill listen. I want to say this out loud if you do. I do want to stop the story at any point. We can buzz out all right so you need to make noise. If it's getting too gross for you you tell me and we will play a buzzer in fact she will have to stop it. Then you will hear I am you will hear that noise. If you WANNA stop it so if you make noises screaming stop we'll we'll will do that. I and I alone will make the call. Do we understand if understood they understood. Thanks please okay here we go. Are you ready all right thank you. You're so free keypad maxine PS. It's hot all right. This is thrown me cracker paths. Meli cracker pants. That's her handle. I'm okay you years ago. I was dating the Guy who loves to cook one night. I was invited over to try this amazing Mexican meal. He proudly put together. You following me so I do you like I'm reading words on them. Oh my God it's so hot is the sweats going is okay soon. After eating I felt bubbles building and bursting in my gut. It got intense. Does it have to do with poop. Can I well no. No this is no. I don't think people complain about Poop on this show. I know it's just a is just a part of life. Put I will not stand on this show. Step a spiritual store on my watch sure so harsh okay soon after eating. I felt bubbles building and bursting being in my pants tighter. I knew I had about three minutes to play with before the butt trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst into song. That's this is what we poets as listeners visit no good trumpet say that line again the trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst Those beautiful now energy okay not wanting to give away my feminine Mystique. I smiled and let him know that I was just going to go to the bathroom and be right back in the bathroom after forcing my pants open. I decided it would be smart to turn on the Water Faucet. You know how we got a sound competent. Make the noise here. I'm washing my hands for about three minutes. I'll be out and then I'm GONNA flush to see if your toilet works the right out soon real. I soon realized there's no there's so much toilet flushing and water running could do before blowing my cover yeah so I'd bunched up a few squares of toilet paper and put them on my whole whole covering my asshole instead after letting a few rip I realized this method wasn't successful not too quiet. Some were a bit more a furious but not to allow so they were farts. There were yet while she had gas far too much. We are they get rid seriously like third grade all doing okay but not where my date could after feeling as though I I was done I quickly washed my hands and headed out things between me and my date quickly got sexy. He asked me to reverse cowgirl his face base. I didn't know what that meant. I had that mean that means you get on like a horse and ride but you do it backwards. Yeah Yeah Okay Oh so now with an empty stomach I felt light as a feather and frisky lights off pants off off straddle time all right afterwards we laid it. Bedtime is a time out good. I have an appointment at straddle thirty so hurry up afterwards we laid in bed for a little pillow talk and it was so sexy then he turns on the lamp while still laying in bed looking beyond me out. Are we good you. WanNa continue continue. They wanted to keep going okay all right then he turns on the lab. wesseling filling in bed okay stamped above his brow was a spa pinched off piece of toilet brush from my butthole hole so funny. She left her mark Mark Skin Mart my God I was mortified and was scrambling to think of a reason to leave before he saw it also. I wasn't gonNA take it off. I knew I'd own up to my sick shenanigans if he asked what it what it was if I took it off his face. At this point there was there was too much deception head on my behalf. It was time to go. I got dressed told him I had to leave because I had to pick up a friend. I walked myself out and how the feeling he. I thought it was him later. She wanted to leave because she was mortified but she feels like he's thinking. What did I do right exactly later. The guilt drove me to blocking him from contacting me directly her. She blocked them because she was so freaked out. I felt so childish and embarrassed I but there was no way I would be able to handle myself with dignity dignity after what I did. I learned that day that my Butthole won't be silenced talk. Everybody come on mark. Mark Skid Mark every money all my shit. His is all those straight talkers now all its market straight talking about who does it thoroughly white and he wears. Oh you're shit away would ever never even stop the the toward the goal has taken on role in my way Dr Martin fulltime. Thank the mark. Thank you thank you thank. Did you like good right adjacent yeah. That's right these stores aw please okay before. I get interrupted. I just wanted to say one thing. I think it's really amazing. They were all together in this like you know like crystal plays and talking about poop and like we're talking about. Moldova Vomiting Farts X. Sommese like that the paradox the back and exists under this roof so good job everybody. It's really high second of all I just want to acknowledge. This is the crystals and bullshit and birthdays days and Berbie so just want to make a toast so everybody raise your glass. You're Mr your arm. I WANNA make Mr Ross Matthews because he was born and brought into this world and it is a much better place within minutes. I'd like to make the toast to Ross Mom and dad for making him and for being such Sir Bright Light and Oliver Lives Happy Birthday and we love you so so much thank you aw you still not getting paid so this is actually an Nikki believable right so this is from channel. He believe a this. Yes believable. Don't know what's going to happen next on Nikki believable. You've heard nothing yet on on Nikki. Believe up all this from Jill Jill. Thank you so much for sending this in. She says that was around junior. High Age mid to late nineteen eighty s and we were celebrating Christmas at my grandparents house. GRANDPA had gotten a video recorder one of those hilarious giant types. It looks like a huge breed case that you hold on your shoulder and he was taping everyone while they were opening gifts. It was minor chaos and we were all talking and ripping etc.. My aunt casually mentioned a story about a friend of hers and told US remind me later to tell you the details we continued on with the festivities liberties and later came around and my grandpa brought up my aunt story and say hey what was your story. My aunt had no idea what anybody's nobody was talking about and she didn't remember saying anything about a friend thrilled that his new toy was like working. He said wait. I'll show you the video recording so we all piled litter to watch and here's where it gets super weird on the tape right before my aunt mentioned her friend her head slumps comes down to the floor. She keeps her head down the entire time and says remind me to tell you the story of the Johnson so so then she pulls her hand back up in an irregular voice goes back to the Christmas conversation. We didn't notice this at the time but now watching backwards okay. Hey the lights in here. Oh my God I love so after seeing the video. My aunt is visibly upset. She doesn't actually know anybody named Abby Johnson over the rest of the Christmas time mm together. We can't stop talking about who is Johnson and what was our aunt talking about. This is free Internet so there's nothing out there fast forward five or six years later. My GRANDPA is doing research research and the old family trees and we find someone named Olivia Johnson and our family. My aunt still has no recollection of ever saying this at the Christmas function but we have the proof in the video. Remind me to tell you the story about Libby Johnson. Look the Peace Nikki scary. I like that. It was caught on video. We love to see this video right right. Yeah make that happen okay well so this doesn't happen very often but from time to time we get exclusives. Lucid's here on the program and we have a news exclusive right now exclusive interview. We now go to cj our journalist extraordinaire who has an interview with someone who's never forgiven in an interview before see Jen. Hey Odyssey Jay here so I have a special guest here and I just want to ask a couple of questions tour my first question Ma'am what their a boot do booty. Do whatever you do hello ma'am. What is your Squirt Dame life. I'm watching my calories so I drink but I I still drink does a ghost. I'm talking about your heart so real quick. Are there any first-time listeners ask because I'm talking to a ghost just so you know what I'm talking nothing to fill that. We can't get rid of her. She is so horning is so great and inappropriate to continue so ma'am how many guys have lifetime. I'm doing the math. What sixty sixty nine times sixteen last question would you ever settled down. And what is your perfect man to settle down with I mean I mean we should've you asked me again mom. Would you ever that was. Cj with an exclusive collusive interview with Blanche. You know she rarely comes around. It takes many people with lots of Moldova. Thank you so much for bringing are here today. Dan You ought to settle settle on your whore aright. She's is dead to me. She's so profound and subtle so this moment. I'm just shouting out a couple of special people in audience we have Wayne if you listen to the podcast West so one of the first people to ever write a song for me when I joined the show and I appreciate you brother also boy vincent who just got back. You know I was going to call you out. His instagram was the gay black travel just got back to the travelling oral for like twenty four days so to be young black man to be able to do that. I appreciate you and thank you for coming in to support the bubbling bronze and everything also to the one year anniversary anniversary of Ross's this motherfucker putting the network and this weekend the first time we've had the he most brunches in one week in Silver New York Chicago. La Palm Springs and so about twelve studies cities need to keep pushing the gay agenda one drag event and CJ makes that happen so thank you see George Berkshire. Okay well listen. I guess that's the program I mean we did it. We came here. We did it. Yes we didn't do it it. There's more excuse me well. It is Chris days and Burbank. I mean there's a third word there. It's crystals birthdays. There's a this is so tacky. I was doing the rundown on the show and I said so. We'll do this and they said No. We have something birthdays. I didn't know that I'm not going to like pretend but I don't know what it is so happy birthday early for my birthday. Is it too early to give me. Don't you're forty you to celebrate the entire month of September. o B right right what you got. What an Okay Song Tom that we worked on for you in honor of Solomon Yours so I think you have it or this. Is What you sent me or senator. He's an me something and said. Don't don't listen to it 'cause he. Listens every anybody listen to it. Birthday gift do not listen so I have it on. My computer say you should play it. Okay ready you guys ready. Feel free to sing along and dance and circle jerk. Whatever you WanNa do and a align your birthday a you saw yeah the whole it the ball you're out. o Oh not oughta those negative ads being that wonderful Nikki key and fantasy telling you refreshing to hear those grandma's and GRANDPA's telling me I'm smoulders. AARP called they're big fans alright. Oh you'll be getting your newsletter day was right well. We're going to mill that song. I listen. I gotTa tell you it is a little community. We do the show for nothing. You know what I mean and so i WanNa thank you all for showing up. I mean you came here and it's hot today. We are in this little. Thank you thank you thank you all for you. Are The reason reason we do it. You know I even when I had a paper route. I did it more to socialize than to monetize. I am not exactly a smart businessman. I shouldn't shouldn't be throwing free listening parties. I shouldn't be buying bottles of wine and mold bytes for all of you but it's honestly because I'm so so grateful. This podcast is for me. What I imagine is for you in escape from a sometimes shitty world where you just seeking connection with other people so thank you thank you thank you if you want to follow Thaksin Malone on social media you can find him at Uva Malone everywhere also he has a podcast called the gay gay gay gay gay podcast also do please go to automatic. Penn writer dot com where you can schedule and you don't have to be able to come into the crystal shrine where he does readings ear in Burbank. You can schedule a reading. He'll do facetime for U. Penn writer Peter Dot Com. If anyone here have you had anyone here had a reading facsimile loan. Anyone know there have been people there are some it is incredible and we see on the facebook group. The reviews people love with a lot of straight talker so grateful Nicole Nikki. If you want to follow her she's Nikki Boyer. You're on social media. She has also Nikki be life coach she. She's doing for all of you. What she's he's been doing for me as a friend for going on twenty years. How can people find you talk it out in life coach. Dot Com or talk about life coach g mail email me. I can help you work through. How many clients do you have now yes within weeks so clearly moving putting on Wendy Williams on Thursday anybody wants to watch. Cj Is of course CJ Life C. J. A. Y. L. E. Y. Because we and eh up also his podcast. Can we make sure Josh Rodriguez is Josh and discovered Rica's underscore. That's RJ and his podcasts new pot on the block phone new on the block. I'm Ross Mathews. You can can find me at Hello Ross or you can find the program at you no you you can follow us at Hilo Ross pod the please have some decency. We're in Burbank. Please don't make that we're going to get called by the place I'm going to show you all showed up. Thank you thank thank you. Thank you from the bottom line. We're going to end this program. You weren't here. You should come to our next one. We'll do another live across. That's the country who knows it will show up. We are all going to go to crystal shrine and have some more Chardonnay quantity hangout deal thank you everybody will see suing you.

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Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank - EP 293

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:12:58 hr | 1 year ago

Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank - EP 293

"Ladies and Gentlemen IT'S J Rod. I'm here on the mall divide carpet all the stars all all the straight talkers are riding. Let's see what they have to say about. The live taping the live podcast of straight talk with Ross Mathews the Gone Cynthia. Thank God to tell everybody what you bought Ross. I brought him some Moldova cupcakes and what is in Moldova cupcakes carrot cupcakes. That's his favorite cake. That's the salad kind he call my God what the unique Ross Jesus cake for solid form and cake or something with a new carrier was his favorite so I don't care cupcake was really nice of you so aside from the gift anything you want to on his birthday happy birthday and I just hope that this year is amazing all right thank you said it on my Godly Gentlemen. I'm here girl. Oh my God. It's Pogo Pogo. How are you wonderful doing wonderful? What are you looking forward to in this for this podcast I wanna hear lots of bubble stories and if not that's okay I'm looking forward to seeing it live and in action and how everything's run okay now Ross birthdays coming up any words for us? Oh my God happy birthday rose. I love you so much from girl. All I love you. I love you so much. That's the Hoeger Ladies and gentlemen. If you WANNA be interviewed wants to be interviewed who wants to be interviewed me. Oh May may Bruce Me Austin Tampa awesome. Where are you from Corona Corona Corona about an hour and a half away from Burbank? Oh that's lovely. That's lovely. So what are you looking forward to most during this podcast just seeing everybody interact. I've always wanted to go to a live podcast so here we we are any any worse for Ross for his birthday. Quiche Quiche Rush Quiche quiche. Thank you very much. What is your name and where you not from my name is so and I am not from the city of Los Angeles California? Oh what brings you here today. I'm actually came to bike crystals and I walked in and you guys like setting up with like drinks and chips. You have not who we are anything like that. I know five times now. That was Bush's thousands okay. You look really familiar Ross Mathews. He's inside his Brett Awesome so familiar Mr Matthews. I don't know who you are happy birthday. I'm assuming you're doing a lot with your life for them to set this thing up. Congratulations on all your accomplishments. You're remaining congratulations happy birthday. Oh my God it's Trishaw Tricia. You'll fabric more like Tricia Trish. Now it's Ross's birthday. It is so fucking hot. It's I don't know why I'm in all black so Ross. It's his birthday coming. What is Ross mean to you? What's what's a birthday message? You'd like to give to them. You're going to make you cry right now. We have had a little bit of rose say I love him very much and actually I think yesterday was mice six year anniversary with him. Yesterday I officially got job on Josh and Ross we met a little bit before that and then the interview process and everything else so that was my josh and Ross anniversary and then he hired me a couple of weeks after that. Have you bet to make he cried Trish. I love him to all my God. Oh my God is fancy. It's fancy malone on the motorbike carpet. You look stunning. You look stunning. It's Ross his birthday. He's one of your best friends was. What does he mean to you? Oh my God anesthesia at the same time. Is this a threesomes a straight talker Theresa everybody dreams about thank you come on. Cj I'll start with you. I'll start with you with you boiling. I'll start with you. What does Ross mean to you? that's a that's a deep question I know but just Gimme two sentences quick and fun laughter and fun time any birthday wishes for Ross anything happy birthday Ross. You know I love you. That's eight. That's all you have to say Gerard. It's one hundred four degrees inside your rain black too. I don't know why such thing cj cj how are you. How's it going now? It's Ross's birthday. You've done a lot for Ross. You are his right hand man. How's it feel to be celebrating? What's twenty seventh birthday? He's at something like that right plan. We're ready to go. I just got word to ready to go. Cj Go have a good show also to see this minutes. They all my God. It's Ross Mathews here on the carpet. Oh my God oh my God Ross Ross. This is this is amazing. Your birthday is coming up a live. Show show you Tony Pressure. What's going on? Thank you so much for starters j Rod and continue to keep a to keep doing a good job here on the multiple you know the truth is we put it out into the universe universe that we wanted to do a silly little crystals and fucking people showed up hilarious and I'm just really it's really fun. You know we have so many motive theme things are people from all over who are here. We're doing all for free and like everyone is in the spirit of just like ll and Omg so we're gonNA give it to him. We got a great show planned and I love the people here I love to Oh my God. The mortified stunning Ross looks stunning. Yes what else is new. You always look at Ross. I I try to copy your outfit but as you can see very unsuccessful jared you keep it up. There are some big names here from behold girl gross here fancy of course vaccine Malone. I can't believe that we got him. I hear that Nikki Boyer is GonNa Appearance and there's there's rumor on the street. Cj will be here so just fingers crossed everybody and everyone's in their their mobile device right casual attire in which is fun to see sign. I've had a glass of Chardonnay Quan. I need another multiple along and that about does it. Everybody's inside everybody is excited for crystals and bullshit in Burbank in Burbank alive painting of straight talk with Ross Mathews. That's hidden inside show. OMG welcome everybody. This is unbelievable. We just we are in Burbank. Thank here at Crystal Shrine. It is unbelievably hilarious. I remember being on the phone with one night and I I think I had a couple of short day Kwan's. If you know what I mean and I said you know what I'd love to do is is a live show at the crystal shrine and we laugh offer a good forty five seconds and I said nobody really think I do. I WanNa do it so it was just as little silly idea and here you are so this is what we call the prayer in the show and I guess the God I mean we we always have a prayer word of the day. I don't even know what it could. That's an option I dunno no sounds pretty good or it could be but my personal favorite is of course hours so let's stick with that there. Jay Rod just finished doing incredible interviews with so many of you have a mold by carpet here. I told Tricia to a hardware store and get that tacky green. You know talking about that. People in Florida put on their decks. You know what I mean. I said get a role all just make sure it's not expensive. That cost me twelve dollars. I just want you to know that motivate carpet. y'All walk down so we are selling merge today honey to make up for that and we are in a small little venue they used for like Yoga. That's Jason to the Crystal Shrine and as I look out it really is like the gas colt in the history of time gold a gay called. It's a gold so I just WanNa say thank you oh and everyone let's say the prayer word of the day today is all right. Let's begin the program. The singing straight talk sounds good to me circle Mumbo August and we're GONNA be all new cooking it really phenomenal show. We have for you today but quick quick reach around. I say hi to him alone. They want to hug each and everyone of you. Don't you also give a big reach around to Nicole Nikki Boyer say a wool jerseys the good go no and J. Rogers technically put all of this together and that is quite a feat thank you J. Reid for I am Rosh Josh nationals. We are at the crystal shrine funny and it is time for what they call it. We call this crystals and bullshit and birthdays in Burbank Crystal Bullshit Emperor or no I fucked fucked it up radio and Crystals Bullshit Birthdays Burbank Krista the Senate bullshit and as in Burbank yes we're slow Zan Burgos but those are all the words I wrote stills and Bullshit and version having thank you Charlie we got it so with the thing is is I did say if you go to the register new find a crystal. Maybe you could even find a piece of I don't know so if you go to the register in Kiss Kiss. You'll get ten percent off. This is like the weirdest. QVC see that's ever happened. I number J. Four to two in Moldova where out of it in medium out of it medium keep calling anyway so how many people here bought a crystal. It's an audio program. The people raise their hands like there's cameras here. We don't have that kind of budget. Apparently don't have a budget for air conditioning either because do you know how many calls I made. I said we'll make sure we turn the air on make sure we turn the air on May true. Turn the air on because I am Mana puzzle as I approach forty good news. It's only about what one twelve fifteen in here so we all hold up okay before the program we did have a meet and mingle and mole divide over in Crystal Shrine. Yes and we had some Chardonnay Croissant complimentary. She always says well. I raised her that way to be complementary Tree Thou fucking Song we did have complementary Chardonnay quantities good girl. We all set some mold debates that I sent Tricia to Costco for so she did that. What happened what Cuban sentences what had happened was is that you are all miserable drunks? We are out of Chardonnay Kwan and TRICIA now has run to the store to get more because after after the program we have decided to extend the hours of the Crystal Shrine and hang out there a bit more one of you brought some mold divide cupcakes for me. Who is that that brought motivate Moldova cupcakes yes darling? What's your name Cynthia? Everyone thinks so. We do have a great stroke out in this We're not going to make this a long program. We're going to make it a fun program. Got It understood because we've got more Chardonnay to hang out with. Let me get some water full-time. You noticed we haven't done them. PODCAST in about two weeks right like stuff has has gone on which I will fill you in at another time about today is just about love's and laugh deal. Okay Super duper. Don't worry life but but fantasy malone has a story for us. I called one day and I said how was your day. What are you doing and he goes? Oh I just and then he told me what he did and you know what I said. I don't WanNa know until I can see it doesn't count. It hasn't happened unless we recorded. Do you understand Yup so I wanted to share all with you and I'm GonNa tell you right now well. Why don't they go around? Are there any any guesses what facts malone did yell at him out. Let's go to the talk online men in the front and he guesses a happy ending. No not another happy ending. Let's go to the sumo wrestler in the back with their hand up. Madam Tyrus Sir did you meet Tyrus is medicine questions. Yes the man on the man shoulders. Did he return the mirror. These are also wondering I did not return the farmer with pitchfork. Is it another freaky fancy poop story no no but we do have freaky fancy coming. I do have a good questions right here the space alien in the front. Ah Take the hobby lobby challenge do that weekly because I live I live by. He does live hobby lobby adjacent right here. Let's go to the enemy. Throw it out a headless one legat get circus clown in the front here yes arlen. Did you get anal bleaching thank you I didn't but that's a good one I go to bed does come from behold girls right here whole girl we do have VIP and the VIP in the audience I ah I know now faxing. No none of those are what happened to you this week but do tell me in what it was well. I went to the doctor for a checkup and they the doctor did a prostate examination on me and he gave me two options. He said I gotta Lay on the table on my side or just stand there and take it up the but I'm like I mean I was really kind of nervous about about it. I was kind of nerve wracking so I just stood there and he's like ready. Just do it just do it can I can. I pause questions so you're we're being told you're getting a prostate massage. You didn't know prior that you're getting it. I did not eat your first stock. Goto the cleanliness of your whole absolutely of course Ed brought that up of course and how on a percentage and I wanNA percentage from zero to a hundred what percentage were you confident speaking span seventy five percents. That's good clean clean make some noise here. If you're seventy five percent show your butthole his speaking can Spain make some noise if you're not seventy five percents sure all right by the way I've made notes of WHO said what Britain a couple more. Pi Poos in the audience. If you know what I mean so you are seventy person sure you're speaking span and then how because when I get my whole waxed I have to get on all fours and they spread it and they do that. I am always I always know I'm good to go bolt therion. I'm dead serious. You should listen to straight talk with Ross Nick. It's a great show with talks about it. Yes Yeah Yeah Ross Mathews great to meet you so yeah. It's offer anyone else. I just like it. I love a clean sweeper so I'm always at a hundred now. How did he approach you? Get well first of all. I WanNa thank you for asking that because I will. I'll stalling him when he said I'm going to give you a prostate exam. I did go to that thought of the show is shower clean but I wasn't so I just kept stalling him so they should warn you yeah yeah but so I stood on the side of the table and he's I okay you ready. I said Yeah just do it. Just stick it in and so you're standing up. I'm standing your your hands are braced on the table and your legs are they spread arching your bag. They're spread and it's it's always don't you WANNA know. Cj Don't you WANNA know go. Do how dare you security. I have a question for you though with this okay so I it's always uncomfortable to take take your pants down to. Here's like okay here. We go so he said you ready. I said Yeah he's stuck. Lube me up with this jelly. It's like Medical Jelly Jelly. Were you ready for that Jelly really. Can you handle this Nikki. Can you handle this. Cj can you handle. I don't think you can handle this. Well okay so the Jelly Jelly and then he did he put his finger or do you put it in your but he put on finger and he kind of wipe my yeah and then he might not asking the questions you want to know did the doctor put it on your first or did he just put it on his finger and think that was sufficient. That's good put it on his finger and then wipe my butt with like an up and down up and down real fast yeah just through the Jelly on there okay okay eh then he said just do it so he stuck his finger in my but so it was peanut I searched butter and Jelly Tricia just walked in with more wine. Thank you darling. Thank you so much. I am in the middle of something okay so so we stuck it in and he was he was very gentle with it it. Was it a or was it a gentle glide. It was a gentle asked it was a mix. He got he win they have to this is great for prostate awareness. Do you get your prostate. Check yeah joking aside really area and it's important to do so he he stuck his finger so far up that it hit my prostate and when it hits your prostate you have to p really bad. Did you know this when we heard anybody know that like I was like I gotta I gotTa be which is my question by question for you. Cj is like the the prostate massager. I don't know how anybody would use that because it makes you feel like you have to a bad. That's the sensation that's the Zeph Yoga wokers massaging your prostate and you're making your prostate come. Oh okay so okay so he was just uncomfortable that I had to pee so strong and I just didn't understand what happened so then he checked it and then he pulled his finger out out and I pulled up my pants past wearing pants you're wearing shorts. I was wearing a g insurance okay and it's an important I put him. I put my shorts on and I winning sat down and we were talking about it. He's like okay. We're going to give you a blood test and I said Oh okay and so I got up and I looked back on the chair and there was a wet spot on the chair and I said what's what's that and he's like Oh don't worry about it. I don't know old chair or is that okay so then I went and got my blood checked and I had to sit down do the blood thing and got up from that and there were three little little spots on the chair and I'm like I think then spotting I said to the I think I'm spotting. I don't ever want to go to the doctor's the office so I touched it and it was the jelly he put on my he always spotting ran in the bathroom way. It's soaked it was enough jelly that he just left it on and it's soaked through your Jean Shorts so through you people this is why I ask what he's wearing because now you know how much jelly was there to soak through and Jean shorts you want to get through a short you needle Oughta Jelly Jelly I was I was. I don't get embarrassed a lot but the spot on my shorts towards that I had to walk through Beverly Hills like that so I I come out and I looked at the reception there were tons of people will look good amount of people in the lobby. Maybe and I said Oh my God I spotted a spot on my short so loud everybody in the lobby just stopped and looked at me paid and I just walked through and I just covered the spot with me. How did you ever have that like in middle school when the girls were always walking around with their shirts tied around their waist and I was like girl I get eh? I know what's going on here with you. Oh yeah really well. I hit puberty twelve and then really hit it like twenty nine like so there is some weird times in between there but yeah I used to always tie everything around and the worst part is like the creeps me out here. We just have a moment like that's little unsanitary like what about the person that sits down in your butthole there. I know I thought about that and then I was so own barris when I got home because I did think like they had to have gone like this guy like spotted all over these jurors. This is disgusting and like throughout the Cherry. It's not your fault. It's the doctor I should've given you life. Tim Kelly Yeah. You need to Yelp this doctor what I love him. Listen we can talk about anything here on the program that's for when you don't clap. We can talk about anything here on the program. I do want to say. Jr Ear is here. He can't go all the way if we have time. Hopefully we have time we don't today we'll do it but Jay fags. He May j Rod Watch. Mommy Dearest is away. Do you know we've done Sissiani burt. We do have a Stradey in Ebert that could becoming coming. I think the people do want that so maybe we'll try to get to that but listen. We are healed crystals and bullshit. I'm wearing my moldy right now. Everybody my I'm wearing. This is the mold of this one here that changed everything. When I came here to crystal shrine a few months ago and a real moment of peril fags he said get in the car gun car? We're going we're going in and said okay. I was home bullshit uh role but I found this Moldova and I put it on and I just felt something something crazy and it has really changed my life. I talk about it and sometimes I think you are all sick of hearing it and then I think I don't care because we don't do. We don't give a shit so I I. I'm so glad you guys came here and we have something really extraordinary coming up the owner of crystals in crystal enshrined crystal try because I do call it crystals and bullshit before I started coming here and then I was all in but I thought it was so funny it was kind of stuck and and I remember one time we came and Fag Z. and he was look he's a automatic pen reader and a writer and so we he met with Shauna Sean owner and and they said thanks Ross and then China was only on this crystals and bullshit and I'm like yes this here store what critcism bullshit but now Crystal Shrine Sean Shannon we call our son. I spell IT A. S. H. cannot is GONNA be. She's going to come and we're going to interview her because what Chan- it has done is she has gone through our charts and she has looked at our past lives of how I relate to Nikki how I relate to C. J. And I really fancy which one thus have dated in the past which one of us were lovers in the past who were friends in the past. Who would just fucking? I'll the Shannon from Crystal Shrine Ambuhl shed no bullshit is coming up. She will be joining us after after the break much more calm for live from the mold of ice cream carpet crystal trying here in Burbank it's crystals goals in bullshit and birthdays and Irving. We'll be right back. I've been traveling so much lately and that means nights in hotels early mornings and let me tell you I have not been getting the sleep. 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Message and data rates may apply shut play this song for Daddy. Pick up the pace shot in a beautiful. She learned that a school make daddy's so proud you popular scores like you pretty girls about bill shirted Sunday one. She's assuming with your hair. You Know Daddy likes it. When you wear it up? Oughta go along stop. It does thank you welcome back to a live show crystals and bullshit and birthdays and Burbank glide at the crystal shrine it. I do have to say I am turning forty in a knock that along what less than a couple of less than ten days or something less. Maybe I'm GONNA be forty. How you feeling about thank you so much Nikki? I think the people sometimes have a hard time with these milestone birthdays. I kind of think if your life is great. You don't have a problem with your life is shit. You have a problem with it. I got a great life so I'm feeling really good about turn and I love that I will say you know. Life comes when you don't expect it and things overtake you and sometimes you don't have control all over what happens and when things get crazy you rely on your friends your friends become your family. These people up here are my chosen family. CJ and stags e A. And so lucky to have so many great friends. I want to highlight Nikki though because on my birthday with everything going on which we will fill you in God bless later Nikki just said to me. I got your birth thing so Nikki has plans. I don't know what we're doing on September twenty fourth but Nikki has it and we there's no no idea what we're doing and I like to think she's got it all planned and it's GonNa be great and I know and I don't feel any pressure. I want on it to be the best birthday ever higher works. I want fireworks. I want a remember pink performed at the grammys and spun in the air on. I'm not I want you all to do that. I want so much for this. So thank you Nikki for organizing at all. I okay okay so I think we should just really quickly. Jr could you just pop up really quickly here because Jay rod did watch fags. He may J Rod. Watch mommy dearest. Mommy dearest is a classic. I stand by that Faye. Dunaway should have been nominated for an Oscar for Mommy. Dearest people laugh at it. When's the last time you saw an actress commit to a role like that ever? I'll pause and I'll wait. Wait is the last time you saw perform warmoth that stand the test of time we'd become iconic. I'll pause and always so people mock done away in mommy dearest I celebrate great faith underway and that is commitment. Is it a little bat shit crazy yes. Is it too much. Yes it doesn't border on awful sure but bitch went there and that's why it's a cult classic. J Rod has never seen it has been here seen gene mommy dearest. It is a gay called classic. J Rod had never seen it facts. He told me I made Jay Rod. Watch mummy dearest. I said we've got to adducing Ebert but we should call it Stradey and Ebert and you know the song that's a great classic Song Straight Sissy and Ebert. Oh my God will j. tyrod recorded all this all him every he did every word every both parts of Stradey Ebert this is not a joke this is Jay rod doing stradey and all the parts industry and see my we must discuss streaming. He stradey e Omega because I have no wow can can. I just say that I was I was there J. Rod recorded it and you know the part. That's must be growth g rivaling this the surveys garments is the performance is great but the lyrics all right so j Ron Jim you you watched mommy dearest for love for you to take the reins here and talk us through your initial reaction. She was absolutely psychotic in every scene. We have one break where she wasn't psychotic. That was the craziest bitch I've ever seen in my life like not even close. I have no idea why people like that movie. You can see we've discussed involved in an e Omega. Ah Yes oh my God. David actually did the dance back there. Oh my it is a lot more to say well. We kind of set it all okay so we are here at Crystal Shrine where you were all buying your crystals after we did have a meet and mingle and motivate before the program how many of you purchased crystal you get ten percent off. When you say kiss kiss? Yes the register buddy well. The owner of Crystal Shrine is now with us. It is my distinct pleasure and honor to welcome Shanna Shauna who a coup led us be here Sean Sun for starters I have so many questions for everyone. Look how gorgeous shimmering hair off got right into that microphone there. I'm right behind Amiel during their Mike Right behind me is this beautiful bouquet of flowers and these flowers were given to me by Shana and the Christie's shrine for my birthday. How beautiful are they? goodness all right so sweet. We're getting some feedback from the mind gets probably my motivates me this way. What the fuck is going on here? Spirits are happening so all right. It's Shah okay so I have to know. When did you open crystal shrine five and a half years ago? Get right in there the people how long five and a half years and have you are you a medium or you as always been interested in this story. It's quite a story. Give me the ten second version. I lost my first husband tragic accident that sent me on a spiritual path you you know it's always something you guys. It is something that send you searching for something right finding this energy and what did you find when you got into crystals myself really I I didn't I was just a wife and a mom and I really discovered Hashana was you'll. You're saying it wrong but yes ah yes and what did you find out. I was very spiritual and intuitive and had had a lot to to give and I don't know it's yeah it's just it was really I was a stay at home. Mom I had never ran a business. I really am a waitress in my twenties. I didn't do anything other. I mean not anything I was a mom stayed home. But how do you go oh from finding an interest to then opening a shot right here in Burbank. How does that happen? I mean it was quite a journey started with a lot of healing doing healing work on myself working on others. Did you think it was bullshit. I know because literally the minute my has passed it became a spiritual endeavor. It was non stop just size. It blew me wide open. I think tragedy that to me once uh-huh Jessica come on kidding okay so we blew Lee wide open you open the shop because people are so skeptical right when they come in their own about this stuff but I remember when I came in these they just hold your hand over stones. It feels something. What is your Go-to stone because mine of course is molded by has become my thing? I can't live without it every day. Yes I live fort. What is your stone Herk Mer diamond? Would you call me. What does it say in her grammar diamond her camera? I'm Robert Palmer New York really unless you're still harder to do for you. It's just all about bringing your wishes and dreams to reality. That's that's how I describe right bit very. It's known to be Attuned Mint Stone on elevates you just yeah. I don't know it's my Go-to so we started talking about Crystal Shrine Chris bullshits here on on the program and did you see a spike in business when we started talking about it what happened. Tell me about it. It was amazing. I actually because I have a two and a half year old. So I'm these days I'm a little bit more in out of the shop have a little more flexibility with great great employees the and my son as well that worked at the shop so I kind of didn't know at first and then all of a sudden my son told me Tamra told me and these are all people that work at the store. There's people are coming in say Ross says to come here and did you see a spike in sales of Moldova was was disappeared the mold of disappeared Tim. You have to go get more people are going bananas over and I the well yeah I guess it's the stone of the year and then and then I got the pleasure of meeting fags e Yes and all my Mr. Malone works if the crystal shrine doing his automatic all day tomorrow. What is it like working with faculty? Malone have been the best you know. He's our charts are very much. we were siblings in a past life. We'll see now. That's what we're getting to hear is that Shannon can run your charts. You give your birth date the time and the location Shen she can go deep into whatever and find out what moon is rising what I don't know what what Butthole your moon is now now sorts of Shit and so she said Sh sh innocent okay. I'M GONNA run all of your charts to see how you relate so. Is there any way you can run the charts now and say did I know. CJ In a past life Nikki Nikki big power top with me was there they're saying absolutely you guys all have a Chiron aspect. which is the wounded healer so so this group is very much about healing one another which on this tweet end and then there's the refunds spicy stuff which you know you and let me ask you one by one so I'm born September twenty nine twenty-fourth nineteen seventy nine at ten twenty anyone a. m. Nikki? When were you born July twenty second nineteen seventy five at four twenty okay so you have run our twenty? Oh I happen to have my vape pen right here. If you WANNA thank you Charlie okay can you can you tell me about nicky and I in the past. I live with you. Well Gosh. She definitely have a juno aspect exact degree when there's exact degrees. It's it's like really intense so you have Juneau Juneau the asteroid marriage so we were married yeah I would say so. You're GONNA pass life. We're getting all disk so nicky never married and even in the the north note is all about the present where you're going and you guys have a strong being as north note. Can you have a strong Venus so it's very much a loving relationship. I think very nurturing there's a lot of cancer in there as well. So what does that mean. Cancers answers very nurturing. They WanNa you know did just want to nurture each other face each other. Nobody's doing see because you step in when I can't you actually she throw my birthday per year nurturing now keep hoyer and I my ex wife now what about CJ. When were you born January third nineteen seventy seven what time eleven thirty am okay great so now Shimmy has run our charts as well and did see I know each other in a past life you in? Cj have it's interesting. It's like very can be really intense. Hence is what I saw like emotionally. There's like some depth there yes so yeah he's like we'd be fucking. No I mean like on the prairie like now. You know. There might be a little of that. What kind of business this 'cause you WanNa know if we were prairie fuck buddies in the past? There's rebellious rebellious there too. Oh yeah you better believe it. Take that on and off no the all right. We'll see malone. When were you born April twenty four worth nineteen? Do I have to say yes sixty two to eight ten on Tuesday a more. Am Yeah so now thanksgiving. I have a complicated relationship in real life because we just you know harp on each other all day long but we the such love between us right on the verge of divorce that goes to target a lot yea well said honey well said so what is is the story with Faculty and Einar Pass Life. You guys will actually all that conference like that. Combativeness is your moon moon opposes the mercury three so on each other so that combatants always like you have comebacks for one another you guys definitely you have so many any aspects of healing though even though it's can be feisty. Do we have the relationship of a couple who clearly it's going to get a divorce but just interesting together for the kids. I would say so yeah you don't. It's so that yeah she seemed facts deny together so let me let me summarize this. Cj Fuckin- and Nikki and I be married and divorced fast Sosa Jonah Circle family. I do have to say to Shannon when I reached out to her and said Cu we throw this event here ear without hesitation said absolutely yes. She has been down for everything the very second she takes such good care of car Mr Maloney here. She is the real deal and you know what your heart burns so bright and I adore you. I love you. Thank you so much. Let's hear Fashanu Shanahan here in Burbank well done darling. Well done okay when we come back. The party. Continues Continues Life when the crystal shrine here in Burbank. We're we'll be having a freaky bags E. N. Nikki trending blackness and much much more. Don't go anywhere it started. The Sun has gone down here in Burbank. 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You know so if you're not here there's no point thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you and what I love about this podcast as we can do anything there's nothing off limits and if you listen to regularly that and a new segment that is sweeping the nation kiss kiss is really filthy fucking segment and it's where we don't judge you if you don't judge us so people write in and tell us about the freaky est things that they do and we do not judge it is cold freaky fantasy. I know are I am the reins over to fax listen. I want to say this out loud if you do I do want to stop the story at any point. We can buzz out all right so you need to make noise. If it's getting too gross for you you tell me and we will play a buzzer in fact she will have to stop it. Then you will hear I am you will hear that noise. If you WANNA stop it so if you make noises are screaming stop. We'll we'll will do that. I and I alone will make the call. Do we understand if understood understood. Thanks please okay here we go. Are you ready all right. This is from straight talker. Oh fancy please. It's hot all right. This is thrown me cracker pants Meli cracker pants. That's her handle. I okay you years ago. I was dating the Guy who loves to cook one night. I was invited over to try this amazing Mexican meal. He proudly put together. You following me so I do you like I'm reading words on them. Oh my God it's so hot is the sweats going is okay soon. After eating I felt bubbles building and bursting in my gut. It got intense. Does it have to do with poop. Can I well no. No this is no. I don't think people complain about who on this show. I know it's just a is just a part of life. Put I will not stand on this show just at the spiritual store on my watch sure so harsh okay soon after eating I felt bubbles building and bursting being in my pants tighter. I knew I had about three minutes to play with before the butt trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst into song. That's this is what we poets as listeners visit no good trumpet say that line again the trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst Those beautiful now energy okay not wanting to give away my feminine Mystique. I smiled and let him know that I was just going to go to the bathroom and be right back in the bathroom after forcing my pants open. I decided it would be smart to turn on the Water Faucet. You know how we got a sound competent. Make the noise here. I'm washing my hands for about three minutes. I'll be out and then I'm GONNA flush to see if your toilet works the right out soon real. I soon realized there's no there's so much toilet flushing and water running could do before blowing my cover yeah so I'd bunched up a few squares of toilet paper and put them on my whole whole covering my asshole instead after letting a few rip I realized this method wasn't successful not too quiet. Some were a bit more a furious but not to allow so they were farts. There were yeah well. She had gas far too much. We are they get rid seriously like third grade all doing okay but not where my date could after feeling as though I I was done I quickly washed my hands and headed out things between me and my date quickly got sexy. He asked me to reverse cowgirl his face base. I didn't know what that meant. I had that mean that means you get on like a horse and ride but you do it backwards. Yeah Yeah Okay Oh so now with an empty stomach I felt light as a feather and frisky lights off pants off off straddle time all right afterwards we laid it. Bedtime is a time out good. I have an appointment at straddle thirty so hurry up afterwards we laid in bed for a little pillow talk and it was so sexy then he turns on the lamp while still laying in bed looking beyond me out. Are we good you WANNA continue continue. They wanted to keep going okay all right then he turns on the lab. wesseling filling in bed okay stamped above his brow was a spa pinched off piece of toilet brush from my butthole hole so funny. She left her mark Mark Skin Mart my God I was mortified and was scrambling to think of a reason to lead before he saw it also. I wasn't gonNA take it off. I knew I'd own up to my sick shenanigans if he asked what it what it was if I took it off his face at this point there was there was too much deception head on my behalf. It was time to go. I got dressed told him I had to leave because I had to pick up a friend. I walked myself out and how the feeling he. I thought it was him later. She wanted to leave because she was mortified but she feels like he's thinking. What did I do right exactly later? The guilt drove me to blocking him from contacting me directly her. She blocked them because she was so freaked out. I felt so childish and embarrassed I but there was no way I would be able to handle myself with dignity dignity after what I did. I learned that day that my Butthole won't be silenced. Take Everybody Eddie. Come on Mark Skid Mar mark everybody all my all my shit his kid mark Straits augurs now all him and smarter straight talking about who does a thoroughly wipe is oh underwear should grown away career. I Guess Looking on here. Stand Mark Mark. It did mark and you can you see. Can you smell it pal again. You see excellent. Thank you thank you thank. Did you like yours good right adjacent yeah. That's right aw lease okay before I get interrupted. I just wanted to say one thing. I think it's really amazing that we're all together in this like you know like crystal plays and talking about poop and like we're talking about mold via but also like vomiting farts and ex Sommese like that the paradox the back and exists under this roof so good job everybody. It's really high second of all I just want to acknowledge. This is the crystals and bullshit and birthdays days and Berbie so just want to make a toast so everybody raise your glass. You're Mr your arm. I WANNA make Mr Ross Matthews because he was born and brought into this world and it is a much better place within minutes. I'd like to make the toast to Ross Mom and dad for making him and for being such it's our bright light and Oliver Lives Happy Birthday and we love you so so much thank you aw you still not getting paid for so this is actually an Nikki believable right so this is from jail. This is the son leave. I don't know what's going to happen next Nikki believable. You've heard nothing yet up all on Nikki believable this from Jill Jill. Thank you so much for sending this in. She says that was around junior. High Age mid to late nineteen eighty s and we were celebrating Christmas at my grandparents house. GRANDPA had gotten a video recorder one of those hilarious giant types it looks like a huge briefcase that you hold on your shoulder and he was taping everyone while they were opening gifts. It was minor chaos and we were all talking and ripping etc.. My aunt casually mentioned the story about a friend of hers and told US remind me later to tell you the details we continued on with the festivities liberties and later came around and my grandpa brought up my aunt story and say hey what was your story. My aunt had no idea what anybody's nobody was talking about and she didn't remember saying anything about a friend thrilled that his new toy was like working he said wait. I'll show you the video recording so we all piled litter to watch and here's where it gets super weird on the tape right before my aunt mentioned her friend her head slows uh-huh down to the floor. She keeps her head down the entire time and says remind me to tell you the story of the Johnson so so then she pulls her hat back up in an irregular voice goes back to the Christmas conversation. We didn't notice this at the time but now watching back okay. Hey the lights in here. Oh my God I love so after seeing the video. My aunt is visibly upset. She doesn't actually know anybody named Libby Johnson over the rest of the Christmas time I'm together. We can't stop talking about who is Johnson. What was our aunt talking about? This is free Internet so there's nothing out there fast forward to five or six years later. My GRANDPA is doing research research and the old family trees and we find someone named Olivia Johnson in our family. My aunt still has no recollection of ever saying this at the Christmas function but we have the proof in the video. Remind me to tell you the story about Libby Johnson we live in. I grew Nikki Bees. I like that it was caught on video. 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Episode 75: 10 Things I Hate About You

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Episode 75: 10 Things I Hate About You

"Hi, everybody, and welcome to news stories sacred. If you've never listened before, basically, we're four siblings who grew up talking about the art of storytelling. Now that we're adults, we're still talking about it and we're inviting you to join the conversation. I'm Brendan and should I have commandeered the marching band the proclaimed love or something like that was that we're do people to do that guys help me out here. On Oh man I'm pippen and I meant to look up an actual shakespeare quote for this but the I didn't we that's on brand shut up. I'm pippen and I hate men. Nice. That's also on brand. Yes. I'm a man I can't abide them even now and then you can't buy them here there you can't abide them anywhere. I was going for a musical reference that fine you guys I'm Alex and do all schools have these personnel. As orientation ends onset, not only give you who tell you where all the classes are also which cooks to who avoid at an to. Which On the cool ones I feel like they must because honestly it shows up in so many nineties high school wellness. Here's the thing we grew up in a small town. I mean maybe different big city thing if we transferred. smolt how? and. What resulted it was. Like, all the clicks workup the same one this one click. So the. So the jocks were also nerds. We're also the theater kids and we're also the farm kids. Yeah there's a lot of intermingling in rural. New Hampshire there. And finally I Nigel with the Brie. I. Really. Hope you're proud of yourself. Say Your actual fucking name. I'm cat and that's one of my favorite lines from the entire movie. Here wonder what actually makes me really mad about that. You don't have any bree I joe and really upsets me. I need some bree I am besides I. Think. If, we had to say if like any character in this movie. Oh my God oh. My God are your the guidance counselor. I am. Going to go with the main character, where did I did? But I'll take allison Janney. I'll do that wouldn't. The ADLEMAN who is writing romance on the sly. Talking about. By. Listen to the. Listen to the end of this episode for me. Schilling. Anywhere yes So today we are talking about the nineteen ninety, nine movie. I couldn't tell it was from the nineties with all the music that happens constellation. Ten things I hate about you. So spoilers abound including lots of nineties, movies, and references. If you want specific content warnings. But the things we may talk about check out that show notes on no story sacred dot COM general ninety stuff that was okay back then but we're all I'm. About now a little bit Korangi now. Sexism and Misogyny 'cause those are not as cringing now as they should be true in. Her. So for those of you who've never watched ten things I hate about you the summary according to Google is Kat Stratford is beautiful smart, quiet, and Abrasive. To most of her fellow teens quite abrasive. Yes. Who Do cats could be abrasive wow, fucking wild. Meeting meaning that she doesn't attract many boys Search Wile. I'd like to know Google's con- you out serious fuck off. You Know Me. I do that. Unfortunately for her younger sister. Bianca House rules say that she can't date until has a boyfriend approve. So strings are pulled the. To set the Dour Damsel up for a romance. Soon. Cat crosses paths with the handsome new arrival. Verona Keith Ledger may he rest in peace will let her guard down enough to fall for the effortlessly charming Patrick effortlessly. He put. An. Effort deported the hours marching bands. Like paint. That was not paintball that was like. Water balloons. He bought her a guitar. The apology guitar at the end of the movie. And promises of future apology band I mean good that was. That was kind of charming. It is kind of weird precedent of spending money for either affection or forgiveness, which might be a little bit awkward. In terms of relationship dynamics later on Do Welcome people to try. Has that search for that wealthy? Billionaire Pippen. He's waiting for me out there I know he is. All his money and all of his lack of cleanups and all of conditions. It's true. He just doesn't know it yet. So. One thing that I think should be said about this movie if you haven't already. Heard or read about it or experienced it way back today is that this is actually a retelling of Shakespeare's taming of the shrew yet is that's why all the names are. So you know, Shakespeare Patrick Verona. Padua. High School because. I I can see a California high school being named that though I really can. Yeah. Look at Padua Beach I. Can actually look that up right now. Oh I'm looking it up I. Mean there is a Verona anyway anyway anyway. So does exist except the clinician and San Antonio de Padua so close To a probably mean something that we've done because we're ign- Americans dude anymore it's a person. Yeah Yeah. So let let let's dive right in here I mean. I feel that it's important to point out that this movie opens with a Smash Mouth Song No that's not smash. No Fuck. You Bet is not smash mouth was a naked lady. Bare Naked Ladies Kansas national treasure. BNL. Listen I thought to myself I should write this down, but then I didn't finish any smashmouth in the movie is there I do not believe more importantly, it starts off with. The classics on one week and then it's interrupted by. Joan Jett John which is So you expect something in the movie you're like Oh great. This is a Elkin mcvay and and you guys have to employ for a very deep community reference here. And instead you get you realize that is in fact, characterization screw music because it's the popular girls in their car that's driving around La Biennale. And then Kat Stratford shows up with her like Grody Mustang listening to Joan Jett. She doesn't need to conform or have a new car other. She has a car at all eighteen or seventeen or whatever. Good for her well and her dad's like super fucking rich. And both bands are popular Yeah, I mean I think later on in the film, there's a black English teacher and I think he had the best commentary on the entire film Oh best character. Where he's like, yeah keep telling me about your. middle-class, rich white girl problems. And I'm GonNa tell you why there aren't any black authors on the on the syllabus. Fair which went the white rosters say yeah, and he's like to needing don't start at about. Yeah. This is very much. So different. Which I mean I think we can all look back on our younger sells at the time we wanted to try and be edgy and cool or unique. And it's like not quite getting it. I will say though that this film and I don't know like Fares Fair I've been assigned the tame either through many times I never read it nor have I seen it I. Anna I'm very sorry to all of my English teachers from the past of which there have been many but I have not. So I don't know if the sheer glory of the Shenanigans in this. Movie come from Shakespeare or if it was the the screenwriters mind but there are shenanigans upon shenanigans in here in order to get our crazy kids together, I mean the the whole paying someone to take out the order sister is straight from the taming of the show indeed rate from there but is the younger brother being the one gained backer for like all that is that from Shakespeare. He really was an a plus shenanigans should. Shenanigan engineer? Who Don't get what we're doing. Watch listen to our previous episode via I. Forget if there was the double double bluff. But what this movie? Lack sports betterment is a deliberate gas lighting of. The Whitman. Gross oh no. In the original taming of the shrill the shrew is tamed. Oh. No, it's very You don't eat if I. got. Kind of thing, is it whether Shakespeare's comedies where you realize his comedies are not nearly as tragic I'm sorry it's not nearly as funny as his tragedies and his tragedies are not nearly as tragic as his comedies. What are you saying but much ado about nothing it's one of those companies like Oh. Yeah. He's a sixteenth century Avis August? Yeah. Well, what are you GonNa do win and? That's kind of the long and short of it. Yeah, I think the original had like a a lot of nagging We wasn't she chained up or something like that at one point I think up. Yeah. I'll fantastic and then she's like Oh thank God my master has come. How marriage? So that's cool as like and everyone's like, wow, this is obviously for the better and he obviously is A. Little Trap to Stockholm Syndrome, and trapped in a horrible marriage with an abuser. tastic. So it's ripe for modern adaptation is the short version of what we're saying here because I think that's where like adaptation can really be handy is kind of taking some root of a story and Yuanqing it kicking and screaming to the Modern Day. Poking out the part they're like nope nope no. Weapons. Get OUTTA. put down. What do you eat a quarter you eat at GIVES US Shenanigans Tulsa earlier, misogyny clip to keep the weird like rules about stuff like I. Think it was Mama pointed at I. Think it was mom who pointed out that stuff like Jane, Austen Shakespeare anything that had really weird levels of etiquette is great for highschool a US. Yeah. Because there's weird stuff that goes on in highschool there's weird rules like who do you talk to who do not, and like everybody seems to know it but it doesn't make a lot of sense and that's high school all over. Do we want to outline for the fair folks at home who may not know. The this movie or taming the shrew. The levels of the of Shenanigans in here. Okay. So yeah. Base concept right is you have the elder sister Catherine. Indeed cat. and. She lives the shrew present present. Strong and assertive and you have the younger age. Yes we can call you that to your face come off. Sushi, older sister, and you have the younger sister Bianca who is in this case you know pretty unpopular but actually more deep than you think not not present in this conversation I'm the only one who's really represented by this So the ACA being popular and all that wants to you know go out and date, but the father is ole little bit weird and for reasons that are like, oh, he's a like a he is like a an emergency see. Dr. Scott to be a better word for that I don't know an emergency obt. An emergency obgyn and their mother left when they were children nine that long ago like like Zach four years, they're not even like two years probably because remember right after it was they were in ninth grade when cat dated the villain. And and and things happened right after mom left. So three or four years gave her to. So he's he's a little on edge. He's still working out his issues I'm sure. There are some we could probably get into some games here later needs therapist. That's there's a game. We can add to our things that we. Do for these people. There we Joe Yeah can can you type that real quick into our because I wanNA to make that game? A cut down on my couch late now don't. told me about could be something about therapy? or a reference to a doctor Katz the the one that was on TV they're the animated. Alex's tell me about your mother. So. He has set up this rule because he's dealing with Shit that will actually at first he has the you know the the the core idea he wants his he doesn't want any of his kids dating coast. F. That noise. Then he kinda see like Oh wait cat here is not likely to date anybody around here for several years because because our. Guest yes. That the end you know what he is right? And and so he's like you know what? Sure in order to be fair you can date when you're older sister dates love umbrella and which to be fair is not the best parenting because you really shouldn't offload your para decisions onto a sibling relationship but what whatever? There is something wrong with that parenting situation. That's all I know. Go on. So. Yes. That's where the crux of all this lies is that firm rule that is basically honored throughout the movie if I'm not stake in. And so enter. Was that Joseph, Gordon Levitt. Cameron Enter jgl as Cameron the new kid who goes through the effort mentioned tour of all the cliques in highschool, which are not accurate. Even at the time they were not accurate clicks. Clicks to have. Click the cowboy click the coffee guys. The Cowboy Click what the hell what high school has a coffee bar are there I know? Can I be they're? The Future NBA club, which by the way, you know what that might be why there are so many clicks because you had to have the future MBA club in order to make it so that Cameron's best guy friend or the Guy Michael Michael could come up with the levels of shenanigans that were necessary. True. So in order to have an MBA club and not have that be extremely weird, you had to have all the other weird clubs. Do you think that's why they had all these weird clicks was just a Tuck in that little bit of narrative. For later on in the film yet their worst reasons they are worst reasons. Funny. It's accommodate. Have at least a joke A. Minimum of Joe Ca- page. So that's a fast way to do it and then you've got coast of random like non player characters the you can just throw random jokes at. The. By the time I got into college. I was definitely a kid that was that was my. No no no no were you. Were you were being back? Now, Patna. Sack hockey. I set up a audiovisual equipment projectors, all that crap, and I even was a projectionist for the students cinema would. Iran the Queer film series. So yeah. Again, more things that you would not need to guess. Now. My very first day this little bit of Brendan. Here I as rejection s words reading wizard of Oz sinked with dark side of the moon and. I had to look on Google, exactly. What to start it because I think somebody had mentioned to me you press play on the third roar and it was like this ancient CD player like the first. Theater level CD players didn't have a repeat button so I had to do that annually. fucking nerd. Hey look because I fumbled around learning the fact that the CD player did not in fact repeat like there is some sick. Synchronization, happening in the second part, you don't usually get like like the wicked witch was doing like turns in the air happened just. So sync up with like some guitar Ben's got know the people that were high out of their minds in the audience they got it. Are you saying that we should have co-authored SORTA votes were. Moon. Oz and that might be what they call it out now. I was working that night. So he gets introduced to all the clicks. Yes. In the middle of this introduction, he gets diverted by a pretty girl. Shakespeare. Line number one. Oh Yeah. I something I pine I perish. Yeah in case it wasn't obviously Etowah. We're GONNA teach high school kids who are watching this movie. Shakespeare, while we're at it, you know we could probably show this an English class. Hey Hey, 'cause beer-flavored nipples definitely a quote that our kids need to hear. It sure. We have to see Shakespeare love and that had more. Oh. I forgot. Poppies. So okay. History Lesson another reason that it was neat in its own way to go to a very tiny school in northern New Hampshire is a that I don't know how our English teachers made A. Santa deal argument that this would be educational and they carted like the entire school to grade a grid entire grade. Okay. DOWN TO A. Weight, but you and I are in different grades. Same time did okay. Okay. I got you. All right. So it was all the school but it was at different times. Yeah and maybe not freshman I don't know. But the Cardis all what forty, five minutes. South Yep. And they bought out an entire theater and we watched Shakespeare in love on a big screen and and then we talked about Shakespeare. Because even teachers in northern New Hampshire has to make their own fun anyway. So he he gets distracted the pretty girl and he's like Oh man I I gotta I gotta be with this girl and the AV kid whose name Mark I remember. Michael. It's Alec Manina. The Elf by the way in the Santa Claus Yup. That's why I remember. He's a lot hotter in that movie he is. Yeah. They not supposed to be in the snow. No, they had to come up though. HOW DO WE BLEW BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT Shirt that you can see tuck. Yeah Oh. Yeah. Offers dockers. I don't see anything wrong with this outfit at I feel called out. Basso like I wanna be with this girl Michael gives the expedition and so they. Also Bianca wants to worst I guess the popular Boy Joey who is a senior? She's a sophomore. As an underwear model right tube sock model tube sock. Oh so step lower. Yeah. Nasal spray one basically, the joke is he's all but not attacking uncle stuff look bill for him. Good for him that not really he's an ass. Also, he's an asshole. And we get introduced when his best like one of his friends is like Oh virgin alert at as Bianca walks by and you're like, oh. Great. Growth. And it looks like they're going to set up to the Shangen. I. Bet you can't date or even though there's this problem he's like. No I'm not GonNa do this for money. I'm going to do this for fun and you're like, oh, that's the worst. Jesus. Day. Although there's the background history there Oh. Yeah. Is he saw trying to go for the hat trick yes. Yes. Yes, so we find out later cat, the character is a heinous bitch established and it under raising, and of course, she's the best at turns out the cat she used to be popular and care about such things, and then she suddenly didn't This is from Bianca's point to be fair Bianca is like what? Middle School? I mean this makes a lot of sense that she wouldn't know it turns out. Lately that freshman year cad and Joey, the villain went out for a month and PATS Tax Dante. She said she wasn't ready for more and you know a good for fucking her but joey dumped her immediately and then they've been enemies ever since but ever since that she realized that a conforming to other people's Popular. What everybody else is doing is bullshit and she refuses to do it which I mean that makes sense. If you decide to have sex with somebody because you're missing your mom, it's an and Kinda probably not the best idea all the way around when you're like on a fucking twelve or however it is when you're in ninth grade. So fourteen whatever. So much difference. Gross oil. So bad when he attacked actual agents to a year. So, yeah I mean, yes she made some bad decisions and she decided. That was terrible and she's not gonNA put up with it anymore I good for her yeah. That being said, nobody knows why she made this switch because she did smartly. Shit sure. So she threatened Joey the villain that if he told anybody, she would spill the beans about his own peanuts size. So mutually assured destruction there but hate each other completely and the mystery of why she's a total bitch is unknown. It's almost as if she was traumatized and she slashing out weird what shocking now? Annoyed. Weird lead reason. So I think around this time, we also have our romantically other lead get introduced shortly after. Ken Has the as verbal. Sparring with Joey the antagonised right indeed. He's around he's wandering around the background being vaguely. Antisocial and annoyed looked honestly it looks like he has add and honestly they should be giving him a some accommodations there. But probably you know it's the ninety s people didn't know to do that a personal education. Plans on thing to some of something. Yeah. It's an actual thing and it wasn't really in the nineties which is unfortunate. Would've been useful for some of us. Technically I was brought in under that. Umbrella so that I could quit calculus. Away with yeah. They put me under like because apparently, the umbrella for personal education plan was not just you know people who have troubling in classes, but for gifted kids. Quote Unquote. So. I got two quick calculus and replace it with a class I made up. Time and space and literature. Thank you very much with teacher. I liked. So that was great anyway. So, so I'm the only one who end up doing calculus. Yes. Lol. On the other hand you're also the only one of us with the House. So Check me. Bounce out equations. To is. For Sure about that. So basically to solve the whole beyond. Everyone wants today but. She can't thing Michael. Cameron, convince for the younger guys who are the guys. Who We approve convinced joey the astle to bribe the bad boy patrick the only one. Crazy enough to do it to date Bianca Bianca today. And the reason why they went to Joey the asshole is that they know that he's a model therefore has cash to do bribing with but I thought they knew that he wanted to date. To to. False pretenses and all that. All, that two three three tube sock money, Yep. Simultaneous. Shenanigans going on where they learned that Bianca is wanting help with a French and our boy cameron again played by jgl is after he cut his hair from when it was longer in third rock from the Sun Yup. Good on him. Good Choice. Good Choice. As like you know what? I could be a French tutor. Doodo Fridge. In front I will learn. Bianca catches onto his shit immediately. But I think finds it kind of endearing and in its own little way it takes a little time I mean he's the new kid. So you know got a that these people. So it starts off with him, trying to be the tutor then she's like I can't because my sister can't. If my sister doesn't I can't if you can find someone to date my sister, that's when Cameron and Michael were like, okay we need to find somebody, but it's going to take money because the sisters a bitch we need a backer that's where Joey comes in and this was a coveted. Plan for a group of fifteen-year-olds. Good on them, I was not making nearly as complicated shenanigans back when I was their age. But I also have to say like Kudos to the writing team that is some a plush against once you've got the Shenanigan down then you just let it right out. Again, Shakespeare Shenanigans though so true does this seem like kind of go to writing mechanics Workshop and all that does this seem like a plot that was a fly by the seger pants plot where you kind of put the little dominoes in place and then see where they fly. I mean if you think about it, that's sort of though if in my opinion that sort of what you're kind of should do anyway. Plot should come from character, right? Yes. Yep. Yep. You have your characters Y- set up a Shenanigan to get all these crazy kids in the same spot and the Shanti against a little contrived right meet our contrived. Oh No we have to have bet, oh no, there's only one bed shit like that. Right but once the NBA one bed oh no they were roommates but once you get them into that spot, you gotta step back from the Shenanigan and let who they are as people determine what happens next if they're not good characters it all falls apart. Yeah exactly. You can't make. It comes down to then adding shenanigans on top of Shenanigans, and then that just looks fake. You only get one or one really complicated like this one. This one had subsidy Anglians such was the single. Team. Like. The party Amion. Yeah that was a good one. You can have new shenanigans pop up when an older Shenanigan resolves, but as long as are all the umbrella Shenanigan. There's Shenanigan a the main Shenanigan then stub stacked sections orcades I. Should be on again. Or case. Shenanigans that being said, I will say that Bogey Lowenstein party is actually a subset of an earlier foreshadowing for instance, because why do we have all of these stupid clubs so that you can get the MBA club in there which we know Michael got kicked out of the day before or the week before. So he's looking for revenge. We know that he needs to be part of the MBA. So he can think of shut like brokering which your average fifteen year old does not care about but that's how you get joey involved, and then later he wants to have revenge. Bogey Lowenstein is having a party perfect and then you get some extra jokes in there because of bogies only expecting Nigel with the brewery. On College Party the really. Just. Came Insurance on the what happens there you're fucked. Next thing you know. Somebody takes US shit on Mr McNamara's laptop. The Pool. Table. Thing worth thing is. My Grandmother, they took all my grandmother's pictures. And why? It's the one thing you can't replace. Then I had that thought. Only Steve. Urkel blackout drunks could have to do that. Speaking of cat and get drunk. At boulogne hardy and and Nice segue. Thank. You. And this is actually He Fletcher. Patrick. Accurate he realizes. Is a interesting emotional mess learned that her is more than just a girl that he got paid to date well, he's already knows that there's some he likes the fact that she doesn't put up with this because the his bad boy thing is there are rumors flying around the entire school. He's done crazy stuff. He was in jail the last year a he has Australian accented. No one knows why because he's letters from Australia. He sold his he sold his liver he ao Ho chicken whole. Duck live except the. Rose but he's got all this stuff and the only person who seems to not give a shit about this is Kat Stratford who is busy hating him because he's a fucking dude and he's like how novel? She hates everyone equally except Joey more he's like there's somebody you hate more than. Stopping. So he's charmed by this and wants to know what her deal is. He knows what his deal is. He knows what he is. The way he is, but he doesn't know why she's the way she is. So there's curiosity there, and at this party she runs into Joey who is busy trying to seduce her sister and is being a Dick about it. And she's like. Oh. My trauma is not at all still recent and current in my brain. Let me get incredibly drunk. self-medication. So she gets an incredibly drunk and meanwhile poor Patrick's I just have add what the fuck. I don't pay to take you out but is also thought we'd lake have a nice time like I got paid to take you on a nice date. I was GIG Chili's or. Propose. The Corner Talk Shit about the people around us, you know cool kids. Then she gets a concussion from. Table dancing literally. My tiny baby bisexuality says, hello how are you when I saw this movie Heath Ledger in this? What's her heads in this there so many? Julius. So many options and He takes her outside and gives one of the best speeches in film I think to Cameron has seen that he's done all this work and who does Bianca go to this party with Joey Fuckin- Joey for Israel, a chance. So he goes over to Patrick and says, listen the whole things off. First of all, you can't undo it Shenanigan of this complexity just by saying the whole things off. But he's trying 'cause he sat you're in too deep. You're into deep Royo. Just wants him to go away 'cause he's trying to take care of cad who is concussed. And strong. And is likely to go wandering off at any moment. But so he very quickly says you know D-? Lakes the girl and cameras like the I. Guess. So she's great. He's like issue worth all this trouble. Yeah I. Guess. So which are both very important questions to ask yourself about anybody like sometimes you can just like people and they're not worth the trouble seeing just wave at them and you go you have a nice life. All admire you had before we're done but no camera says Yapper, she's worth the trouble and then Patrick Leans forward and in an eminently screen capital moment says never let anyone convince you. You don't deserve something you want. Or words to that effect. Yeah. Something like that. Oh. Because it's fucking True Lake, you know maybe there's other reasons you can't get the girl because getting the girls that stupid fucking phrase among those things does Patrick Good College and become a philosophy major I'm not sure he goes to. No no, that's fair. He's by me as I go to archive of our own for a second. Right. He strikes me as a guy who becomes a mechanic. And goes onto onto the garage. The only classes he goes to consistently and pays attention to shop and actually pay attention and does work. We see that during the course of the fill in biology, he stabs his frog with his pocket knife and then proceeds to play with fire but I mean hard same. But. In shop he's actually doing stuff. So again, this fits with my eighty theory. I actually kind kinda see him as being a guy who's would be eminently happy just following his girlfriend across the country to her college, getting a job and then being her Herati for her future band. Yeah. A shirtless carpenter I mean I wouldn't say nutrition. But. That's how he first earns money when he moves across country to be in the college town. And then I mean starts you actually learning the trade of carpentry starts being able to. Stages and sets and stuff like that. You know. Actually, it becomes master craftsman perfection. So shortlist craftsman. Listen, and then he then he dances around his workshop to pony so anyway. Thank you tippin. I. Picked Up. I think tension for a second because I wanted to see if there were any ten things I hate about you on is. Nice many if I hope there wasn't allowed them or crossover stuff, I am going to open this crossover with inception though of course fucking cheeses come. Continuum. Yeah. So that's I guess when he starts liking her for her. She likes me for me. And, then he doesn't kiss her in the car when he dropped. Drunk and can yeah but she gets mad about it and I, think most of it was embarrassment Oh. Yeah. Totally. She he saw her drunk and dancing and then did not give her positive reinforcement afterward. which is good but also demonstrates that she is an idiot teenager. So she refuses to talk to him everybody is like, no, this is terrible. We need you to do this thing and he's all I just want her to talk to me. He then gets paid like three hundred dollars by Cameron Cameron Divac Joey Davila, they're not dumb boy name. Joy The villain, Joey the villain to tragic are night. Because promise coming because prom waitress coming. From And Joey. The villain really wants to nail that ferch and Bianca. CRAW. Go on the so he's iconic I got to talk to me and the soft boys all listening. She embarrassed herself in front view. You'RE GONNA have to embarrass yourself in front of her you're going to embarrass yourself in front of everybody because your whole deal is that you're super cool and. Whenever and we'd no. They don't know the truth, but theoretically, cat knows the truth. So you have to be willing to reveal. That is how we get the iconic conic can't take my eyes off of you. Song that you see reference just about everywhere where he's dancing on the bleachers and Running away from campus security like God. Damn boss and sure enough that that gets those two to the prom where dawn to the prom y'all. Yup. Well, although brief shout out to this movie has a fantastic collection of just bit characters who have excellent little moments. So the soccer coach who is the in charge of detention has just a brilliant little turn where he's confiscating pot from somebody in detention, and then also confiscate some Cheetos I just want to point that out. He's amazing. I saw that I was like there's no way I noticed that the first time I watched this but this time. But the way he just says this to like just every like Nah eight plus they could've skimped on the side characters and they did not own school. It's an assortment of characters indeed if the teen movie. Diploma and Those speaking of that moment that is when a cat breaks patrick out of detention. for his which he got for his. Shenanigans. And she does it by flashing the teacher, which is a no, no no. which is a whole other barrel of no but this is the night you know. Here's the thing that I remember seeing seeing this movie. It was a barrel of no back then to it was weird moment you just imagine all the paperwork afterwards. Well, also, why didn't she get the detention I'm sorry be even the fucking ninety s they were sending girls home for wearing tank tops. Because life is unfair in exists there is no way in hell. She would have been able to flash anybody and not have gotten an enormous detention if not suspension three fair. We don't know that she didn't that she got out that day I mean that's true I mean yeah and to be fair like Patrick snuck out of detention but like they're gonNA notice he's gone. But. I will play the. Movie Card. dammit. I, guess soak there are no consequences for my actions both Republican is gift right past the detention seen. Next Gray. I just wanted to say hi to the Guy I appreciate. Good writing. So we get to Prom Yup. And aside from what the hell kind of promise that they have A. Ninety S as hell like Skoll band playing with Challe Ya that takes me back. Hell. Yeah. Cruel to be kind in the right measures a fantastic fucking song. Oh, I bought along to Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I still guys do we accidentally recreates At that is the music of the Post Apocalypse Al.. That problem is actually deeply accurate. There's no random dance sequence like group dance sequences like there is in. She's all that. People Dancing I'm just talking about the live band performance that is really really good I think. More like called in a favor. I. Think it's a case of regretted rules that. Don't. You think that's Fair. I I think I'M GONNA go with Alex here and to Thayer our prom took place in a four star hotel with a banquet time which all flake people invited their entire families too. So I don't think we're really the right ones to discuss what's normal and not about proms to be fair. We were never the right people don't talk about anything. I didn't go to my prom and it was great. I did I went stag and it was amazing and I ran in high wind. Dr. Ruth. Started playing Sam Storm so anyway. Yeah I just wanted the banquet. That's why it was. Amazing My. Miss that hotel so God. But actually the fact he called in a favor is foreshadowed earlier when he knows the barkeeper at the bar, where her favorite bands playing, which is clearly a queer by the way. Scott. He's Speaking at the skunk. I'm like I want to go to the skunk. But the prom sequence serves an important point here and that classic liar revealed. Moment it was. It was a fucking bet, but we also gets a really great of other plots big resolved Bianca, beating the shit out of Chile and going after his nose, and he has a nasal spray. To borrow. Well. She's already realized Oh. Wait wait. Before come before prom, because cat is loosening up. The she act and Bianca is also perhaps growing up they actually talk about why cat is a shrew and they mentioned the history and all that they get into an argument because like correctly Bianca's like we'll wait. Why didn't you fucking tell me so that I could make my own decisions did you think I would not make? Did you think I would go out with the guy who banged my sister and then was addict her wool fuck you. Can Kicks Her out, but she realizes that she's. been kind of shallow about this. The only guy who's been really great is. Cameron which I mean objective again just Gordon Levitt come on indeed joey shows up bleeding the he's won the day and then he realizes Nope, beyond has gone to prom with. The hamster that loser God that fifteen year old who's exactly her age and respects her. And his new here by about two weeks. Yeah. An already making bitter enemies good job camera. Yeah bigger. Go Home Baby. Around me but also. Life on allies indeed. But so that's why the liar revealed happens at Prom because choice shows up and he's like you supposed to, why are you going out with this? A loser. You. Why are you? Like I gave you three hundred dollars to ensure that I would get to go out with her and getting and Blah Blah Blah Blah. So he baseball within your shot Oh of course. Jason Astle Cat Strafford mix run for where she's like rightly being I'm sorry. So you are Dick Everything that I believe for the last three years justified. Oh No sweetie stop it but Bianca beats the shit out of Joey. That's for making my date lead. That's for my sister that's for me. Then she also picked him in the nuts. Yeah. She did, which is itself a reference to a story that we keep hearing about cat where she kicked a guys nuts into his body. So hard there was a surgery, but he did try to grope her in the lunch line technically all of her actions completely fucking justified and she maintains he himself in the balls. Legit the the story does a really great job of very subtly pulling back to previous references, call backs and so forth. So it does make a nice little grain of sense in the middle of the Strike Ganic Shenanigan but cat is heartbroken, and then then she does the poem ten things I hate about you that's the minute the movie what's which is a rewrite of Shakespearean sonnet that was given to them in their English class by the cool teacher, and that's where Patrick realizes that Oh. Wait. She misses him and Al at the obligatory yeah, Yeah Yeah? We fucking what? We Watch we watch screen rant yeah. But I. She's like. I don't miss you not even a little bit at all I. do appreciate that they do show that eighteen year olds can't write poetry shit. Terrible fucking poem. It's nowhere close to Shakespeare that English teachers it's like Oh my God so anyway. He realized that she still is into him and he didn't perhaps fuck it all up just only some of it and it is revealed that the three hundred dollars he got from. Joey he has spent on the guitar that she has been coveting for some time now. That her dad doesn't want her to get because he thinks that she get a real job instead of being in a band which he's not wrong. But whatever whatever. We've seen we have no proof that she has any musical ability fine. Hey Hey hey, the bubble hasn't burst yet, but the point is he wants to be supportive boyfriend and show that he has not prospered off of this bet he wants to be back with her free and clear and she's like you can't just buy me off accurate and he's like I. Bet I can. Just by Qatar mad at you know another Qatar but drums of bass, maybe a tamarine which is incredibly charming. That is so fucking charming I can't. But. Hopefully, they won't need that in the future I will say that the chemistry between those two is so fucking off the charts that it hurts me. Yeah, and then that's the end of the movie. Everybody ends up where they should people have broken noses. It's amazing. Huzzah. So what the hell do we change in this? I have something I like to change Oh. Here's the thing. And I'm thinking of you fuckers go see coming other than the obvious thing that you say which still are tribute. Okay. Don't do I. Think you're going to do I'll do it. Okay. Oh. This is a good set up here. All right pep go if I were writing this now. I would have Patrick tell her from the start. Lou. And have her in auto dating Faye. No. Like Hey, this asshole, pay me three hundred dollars to go on a date with you WANNA spit it and go to the movies. See how much we can from God shenanigans all the way down and go by the way. This other dude has a thing for your sister kind of a dark, but he seems sweeps. That but she's all like excuse me I protect people from my sister. Ady. All my God busy you have her in on the shenanigans instead of being weirdly manipulated the whole time I love it I. Fucking. And if you'd like I'll tell you the romance novel I stole this Friday at Red White and Blue Pippen. So. Here's here's the challenge though like feel like we lose out on. A. fucking debt bit right. That's true. What the Review Look like at the end pip that's a good question. Here's the thing we've already had. I, was fucking bet reveal and. She's all that. A classic of Our Times was. fucking. Here's. Here's what you do. Here's what you do you. gets revealed to the sister and it's my life a game to you Lou. Oh, the sister doesn't now. Are we GONNA have a frozen type of sister bonding as our emotional day new MoD- the end here. I mean any any story that has sisters doesn't involve sister bonding is a failed story. Sisters of the best stroke. True. Sisters and. Brothers are much better. Wow. Really I WANNA go hang out with my dog. I really it's twins that are the best. Yeah Yeah. So what I'm hearing pippen is that you win all of it yes, fuck. Yes I do. Hey Brian Hey Brian the kids. Broke rob out. Yeah Yeah When I go sit on my porch and just their life Haiti. Remember when the twins were babies. Yeah. This is going on remember that you remember what pippen used to call. Hey we'll look story. Okay okay okay. So, PIP against killer the drinking and I thought you would I knew no one was going to call me on what I was Gonna Pat. Fair Yeah legit and I am mad at my word solid do what I thought you were going to do which is Dan. Patrick. Sorry, he fletcher a girl. Yeah because because movie mix. Reference. That are Kinda in not so nice now. I mean, she likes pretty boys it. Has the poster of jared. LETO and like. Talk so much better. But back, then he was only a TV heartthrob or something fair enough he was in Bam was he yeah okay. Yeah. All right I don't know we. Go from a band guide who have movie Guy He probably. Yeah I. Remember his hair did that floppy thing that we were just saying was a problem. Thirty seconds tomorrow's yet yeah. Okay. Whatever. So Jesus like. The skunk scandal skunk. Geo. At the If she is and her sisters. Katie Langfang. Fan. which is not an I mean that's not that's how bad way to ask. Honestly theraworx from the ninety s, there are worse ways of asking. And also Katie. Lang in that one photo shoot. With. My God and to be fair. Katie laying on my God. and. Just because She likes Jerry Bill doesn't mean she can't also like Katie Lang how that's true. Yeah. So you know don't know exactly how that changes things I mean I I feel like he could display the whole thing straight town. I mean, the the data interactions might get weird that they already were already where. You can go to the problem when you're a lesbian. Dad Lesbian and bisexual. Pregnant just as easily would you want to know? Poison rose. But you're not a lesbian. Fair and makes me sad everyday. So Yeah pepper as you would say, make it more queer. Yeah but. Yeah I feel like you can have the same film. We but with more clearer presentation but who replaced me for leisure? Ninety snuck cleared of all easy. Okay. I. Do not know who that one is. Shut other one in sheet. Not. Dangerous. No clarity hall was in but I'm a cheerleader playing the the love interest who was not Natasha Leone. Who is not the team? The cheerleader let me tell you that movie revealed same-sex leanings to an entire generation. WHAT ABOUT ELISA DISCO Now. You get the Queer vibe. I'll send you photos later. That's okay. fucking well? I'm just saying from the nineties from from the time in this movie came out for peak experience you want Klay them all. Say Fair enough I'm putting that out there. Okay and also I would watch clan hall and A. Julius sales make out right now in my head. Awkward Pimple. Well I mean those kind of data anyway. I. I would do different I would do a different date. There's my change. I still have to require pain gulping somehow. It's an arbiter, a restriction on. What what searching? Brennan was actually going to go. Oh. Okay I just want more of the whole entire young idiot cameron stuff in there because you know what all the scenes that he's basically like opining and all that is just gold I. think like bust out the Shakespeare quotes that sound super out of context it's just quirky. It's fun. We're not having to deal with Lake Very awkwardly pretentious trying to be self serious characters like this guy is Boston out Shakespeare quotes and probably know Shakespeare doesn't exist in this universe. So he's just hit does way. Yeah I as the other Jane Shakespeare doesn't exist in this universe. Blessed now, pentameter on the regular and it's like he's going to become a playwright. That's what he's going to be at the end of the movie. So what they're just do a martyr on it look I'm just saying. Marlow if if they had. A form a sudden click they'd be the weird poetry click it'd be great, and then the movie could end with the ACA do a awkward poem it'll be fun. Everybody has to do awkward poems. Listen to in one movie I would say not even one. Route. I don't hate you at all. I also love that she doesn't know like economically within the movie she does not know how to read poetry can't write it. She can't read it very teenager she has been kicked out of the. Class on the regular so you make sense. True. I mean that teacher that that'd be another character I try to emphasize on just the long-suffering English teacher 'cause Oh my God come on who's the one black guy in the movie While no way. Front you're right. You're right the betrayer friend always a good sign. And the guy who said virtually Liu. So. Happy. Some other changes there let's Diversify some shit. If I was going to be serious as I've from Guam More Jessica and Levin. Casino. You WanNa have Dorky romance here. Come on. Like already have your adviser best friend character like giving really bad takes on what to do for romantic advice. It's great. But like I I guess that's the other serious Ange would-be just come on. Let's diversify it up. Let's not include a necessarily like you know Virgil or who Here and I think one thing that needs to be a said is that I think Bianca there. She was basically telling them like, Hey, asked me out on a date. You'll loser. She could just ask him out commod. True, it's the twenty twenty. Now you can. You can do that. It's OK hell. Yeah me was technically okay. Batman to but like yeah, it was different. It's more. Okay. Now life was different backend everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Was Twenty years ago guys when fire nation attacks that too but also. Also know. Until you're just 'cause movie from twenty years ago. Yet didn't the problem say that it was happening in two thousand like jet to the future some shit like that. Also the movie came out in Nineteen Ninety nine. True. But like literally this was set in my senior year, I was supposed to be the same age as Kat Strafford. So. Think about that one nothing can share. Anyway. So it's me, right? Cool. Okay. Honestly. This is minor but this is annoyed me since the movie came out I really don't like the stupid fucking dates they went on, they come the paddle boat what Oh yeah. That was so weird and random who does does that why? Why would either of them do that? I think they were. Going or they being ironically hokey I don't know but they could have said something they did the paddle boat and then they're like, oh, look over there like a paint ball thing and then the paint was also not well regulated because they got painting their hair and I'm like why I also have to say Patrick Verna Heath Ledger not attractive with his hair like that like 'cause he was not at ponytail and there's like weird bangs going on I mean I could see that for for miss for. Like whatever like okay. He can't be hot, twenty, four seven, but it was a dumb Senate seats. It made no sense if I had that money I bet it was just what could the production crew get onto for free I mean there's that I will also the only benefit and this is where I'm wondering like if they're like Shakespeare reference is that they end up rolling in the Hay for their first kiss which looked super awkward also they have booties on their covered in paint paint does not taste good straw was literally stopped them. Yeah. How did the bathing process happen I? Mean I know they show up later at her house still with like paint on them but that's still awkward. But I, mean, I can sort of see that they had already gone through a bunch of date options earlier gone to the skunk clubs story wise already. They'd gone to the guitar store. They'd gone to her favorite lesbian bookshop. They already done the budget hot but I feel like they could have gone a little for like it maybe it would've been cool. If we saw them leaving the movie theater, which is what he had shocked with not. But he had a told Joey he was going to do although back. Then a pair of movie tickets cost fifteen dollars, but the popcorn costs yet ratchet right up to fifty three yet like those dates are just like why. So you need to have something that is. Actually in keeping with who they are as people or at least with WHO Kat Stratford, his, and then used to be a reason to be physical. Although I, point out. Your by the time she broke him out of detention there did not need to be a reason. You're gonNA find a reason I mean you could constant movies trying to think of what else could have done skate park it was a ninety s They could've gone to escape they could have We never actually hear her playing guitar. We only see it during a montage of her practicing herself because it is cut the montage of are practicing yourself, and then they're just going to the record store and it's rex manning day and. Nothing bad can happen today. It's rex manning today not today. So I mean that's a good point. They could have like shuffled around that montage from earlier, and then it could have been a bigger deal that he got her the guitar. As I'm so sorry gift. There's there's a couple of things I don't know I feel like with some finagling they could have done that but I don't like the date structure they have there and I'm not sure why that way unless it had a direct Shakespeare reference, which. Did, they go on river on the river at some point I don't know. Really, I mean come on Shakespeare. But setting for Verona or Padua. So talion. So did they did they go on a? Not. Really, I think there's a carriage right at one point. But. Like unless I must use busily. Talking about their feelings as opposed to randomly gas lighting her then no. No, there's a lot of Cathlene. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would change that because it's weird enough and off putting enough that it takes me out of the story where not even the crazy. Shenanigan manage that I wonder if it was a byproduct of nineties movie house just like little interlude of people having fun and Bubbly de it seems it seemed very nineties. So, too are cold. Shriveled Twenty twenty hearts. It's jarring. It's not ironic and we're yet irony. Yeah. that. Let's let's do panel actually literally said it like let's paddle boating because odd. So stupid. In nineties they just wanted to yeah. There's a simpler time I will say actually if some, if somebody wanted to take me on a fucking paddle boat, I might say, yes, like in all sincerity. Who are. No anymore. Next year. Going for ice cream and what? Might. Become. That's change. All right Do we have time for a quick game here today guys we actually can I ask the big favourite came we do. Is the. The secondary characters game. Become and not the characters go to therapy game. Wants to now I'm staying there. I want to fresh to characters who would be king. You guys down without Yes. You're going I I. Don't know if you guys noticed but Patrick on the bad boy has a best friend that we see throughout the film he has no lines. He's a punk who has like a shaved head and numerous piercings and whatnot but is very like school minded. He's trying to get his work done. He stops Patrick from setting it on fire in biology fans fucking frog. He is trying to dissect the frog and taking notes. About the only time we see him being like punk punk is when he's hanging out with Patrick while Patrick smokes and joey comes up trying to be like, Hey, I'm super popular. You should say and punk kids like. No but we have he has no lines I love him. I think he should have. Played a bigger role and gotten more screen time something. He's too good into pure because he is a you know one of the bad boys but like it demonstrates at that, boys can like fucking interested in finishing their homework because surely punk is. Putting, effort and carrying about your work radical kindness. Yeah. Ucla the one. In California. Sure that went up Berkeley Stanford out there. Yeah. Yes sharply. Berkeley. His trunk. West. Coast he's trying to get into the West. coast. He's trying to get patrick to graduate on time. Yeah. That's it level. Patrick's a project exactly I love that Punk I'm not even sure he has a fucking name in the story I'm going to say that his name is Virgil he picked that no one knows what his real name is. And if you ask him what it means. Tell you but he might just look sad and then go back to his work. Well not sadness sad way but sad nate pitying you way much much hard thing much more pump. So you thought I was going to go for the the Admin fuck now just punk I'm in love with him I mean it would be a bit too much assaults insert character if he went for the Adleman. So true. That being said I am GonNa take on. Extra Susan. Abbott or supposed to be the. Guidance Counselor. She has her own. True. Counselor who's in charge of that class schedules and all that. Yeah and talking to kids who cause trouble scout played by the magnificent Allison Janney talented award-winning, very tall which I only mention because one of my favorite pastimes is watching her be interviewed by men shorter than her amazing It's it's a great but yeah. So she has hardly guides these children and then the rights porn at work I. Think it's not the first one she's done. She knows that she's got a novel to finish. It's true and what we see what she's written isn't very good but you know what I Don't have to sex scenes out of context can look very awkward true. But is there any ever any reason to use bratwurst I mean listen I'm GonNa. Tell you straight out after a while you run out of synonyms I also, if you throw a few other. Making sense also putting the dialogue maybe it's something that they're talking about with each other. Maybe it's a shy virgin who you know. The point is. I can't take you anywhere. Is I just WanNa know about her more about her career she a member of W. Way. What did she think of the most recent to buckle Yeah. Her name is Miss Perky by the way I'm not sure we ever mentioned. Amazing. Yeah I. I WanNa about her and her writing career she seems fascinating I love her. She's ever actually Yoyo guided anybody if he has any credential copper, wish that Shea and the dad had all because he's got like this radical like Oh my God fear of sex and she's busy writing porn in the in the office. Want see her directly interact with that teacher with the teacher yet. Awesome. I think just with what you're saying there that strikes me as like a cutting room floor editing room floor decision there with the Dad and the guidance counselor are just based on how their diametrically opposed. Like in the background the entire time well, I. Know that at the end there were bloopers I only half paid attention to, but there were bouquets from scenes that weren't in the moving. Because you know that as the guidance counselor, she's probably talking with cats dad about like the weird behavior and all that an acting out and getting into Sarah Lawrence because that's also one of the things counters are supposed to true who helped her with the With the paperwork if her dad wasn't D-. References from teachers all very trim and you know they could talk with Ota acting at ball busting for things. You know over a nice glass of wine you don't know all right who's left the you in Al.. Al.. Nargile with. Debris. Nigel rising. Bogey low and could use like what kind of fuckers he of someone who who has enough kyle to get a Michael kicked out of but not enough to to realize. That a a party has been planned at his place, I mean they. Those flowers everywhere. You'd think it would have reached him a beautiful shop by the way Oh. Yeah. Excellent. I will say remember he had that weird moment where he's doing Gulf like he's playing golf and then knocked out a teacher and then he's just like standing still completely not getting involved with that situation. He's a bit of an odd duck isn't he I mean but there's an awful lot of background physical comedy going on. Teacher who got shot with narrow who is the same teacher from detention? Nice. Lose teachers are under attack and. This was a bogey and steam. Woah the rise and fall in love his MBA empire future MBA empire everything was supposed to go. So well, what's the cowboys were kicked out? Once a Michael was finally removed. Now Michael Bogey. Should have ended up together. And then cats friend could have ended up with the PUNK. Yeah. Perfect. Could have. Had it all I learned from the PUNK. His name isn't Virgil Shakespeare. Willie. Avon Avon calling I know yes stratford-upon-avon. Yeah. I know but it's also sounds like the Avon Lady. So makeup thing I, buy my. Shakespeare's other nondeployed. Had some. Anyway, we don't need. No nonsense? No non strap forty and nonsense on this podcast I won't Stanford. Come on. We all know that it was secrecy off of. Know Earl of FAT head No. Stamp no Brennan Written Talk. To be clear eyed your PA support. Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare crowd. The Hoover Weirdos Elia elitist jerks technical term very, and if you don't like that, please feel free to email us at no story is sacred dot com. Attention Catherine. Or tweet at us at no story secret at. Catherine. and. We will be certain to give it all of the attention scissors. And that is that it Does Not know. All right. We kind of touched on before but I want to focus on at least the English teacher but we could also just look at the teachers in general because this is one weird high school and I love them to just all be normal teachers who care about their jobs but also realize the fact that all these students are frigging crazy and maybe they're investigating whether or not something's in the water shed fair Bianca Strip shotted teacher with an Arrow and faced no repercussions on whatsoever. That lease can be explained by the fact that her dad is well connected. So maybe but still they got a cowboy click in. California, if this. If this was west Texas maybe maybe but California Nah not makes no sense but then like I mean. Maybe. California's just like. I mean they're weird out there to be sure and lovable in their own weird way. But you know I like the idea of the teacher is kind of being these like neutral grounds that are just like what the hell is going what is with this year? What is what's with California today guys did we miss something? Are we had a touch now anyone with today today? Like just. Movie though. Could have been no I mean I like Jon Stewart in it was a weird movie like the faculty or something. Nineties Horror Sorry Pippen Wow. Okay. Jon Stewart with wasn't movie other than Big Daddy. Yeah look he didn't stay as an actor for long. He was also in-depth Msci. Jesus. But yeah, I just want to have all these teachers like a kind of see them maybe like they're talking about the guidance counselor who's like really closest to the stands and how even she's like a little bit odd and that kind of explains like why like the English teachers like this? No nonsense. Standpoint because he's just this no nonsense viewpoint because he's just like all these students are either on something really weird or they are all pretentious a F- that kids a tube sock model what's going on here? Yeah, absolutely. legit. All right. So that was that was ten things. I. 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If That Pussy Feels Good, I'm Fuckin!

Pod Dirty to Me

35:06 min | 11 months ago

If That Pussy Feels Good, I'm Fuckin!

"The Toy Welcome to pod dirty to me where we give you more than just the tip. We go balls deep. I'm Jason I'm Shawn and this Keeley come June. It just came out right everybody. So what are we going to talk about today. We're GONNA talk about passion no chemistry. Can you get it something. You don't have any pets chemistry with you. Get Passion for him blow but we will begin as we always do with word of the day Z.. Word of the day is are. Are you ready to Sean already. Your word of the day is cayote own. This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat combat. Any No. You've got to give her the slip however you realize that your arms wrapped around her therefore you must off your own arm to get out. The situation can be very painful. Knows that that's just a bad joyce chops office own. Alright thank. My wife had a huge thing for parents. I don't get it. 'cause like Pineapple Express is good actor. I liked him in that Stephen King Show Everything there's new series on. HBO The DEUCE case. We likely something and I saw this clip of like Maggie Jilin in hall watched the designing part like. She's got Dixon her. I'm like is that like the Journal. J. Jilin Hall who sister. I'm in a launch that oh no it's really good. The dues is really good true totally right so oh have you all ever. Mike slipped out in left the party in the morning. When you realized who you fucked shamed I mean you hear those stories? Oh my that's the bag face thing right the paper bag butter as the bodies great and you just covered but yeah have you ever fucked ugly chick because for me. I don't even care if you're a little a little overweight or anything. It all starts from me and asked me if you're pretty I'm gonNA fuck you in the Pacific and my wife is house. Lie a lie to eighty a AH Beautiful Lady I zero the story and I'm going to give a shoutout. We were on vacation in Maine. We went to this place called the footbridge brewery in Booth Bay Maine. Great Rury you. The the owners are amazing pictures on my instagram level and stuff and we hung out and they were giving us. They were giving us a try beers that they haven't even they were heading. Put put out yet but talking to one of the owners this Guy Nick and I somehow got like it came out that we did this podcast or without. What's it called? I told him and so and I was like my wife refuses to listen to this show and she was like really and so he's like Alexa. Zip Play Pot dirty to me and it starts playing. As soon as she hears the music she got up and went to the bathroom. She's like no. I'm not listening really listening to the latest. Just episode one was. I can't remember whatever the last one shot and Tamra Vallon with good sized Dick Salt and the other owner sitting there and like we get like like navy admitted into it and the owners like yeah. I don't think this is workplace appropriate everything. How would yeah Weber Brewery one of the only burris harbor? That's open year around and it's made them that's awesome yeah. It was great highly recommended. I have not listened to us on Alexa yet and I have Alexa upstairs downstairs. You can say Alexa. Play pod dirty meeting. It'll play the latest. Didn't even think that I I usually do it. I don't even show 'cause I edit it and I'm like you've already heard it. Yeah I like listen Alexa you should have. You should have our show me shit show. I think we should expand on. I'm Byron Yeah No I love that. I'm just going to tell everybody to ask Luxa. God how knee on any other place you can get your podcast guest. You're listening to this. You prosperity that. Yeah that's right especially if you're listening if you're listening to this podcast downloaded on whatever podcast. You're listening to. They have said it. Better thank you sean. Berry or as Tamraz's bearded man fucking now. Now it's dry today. You have a dry face today. That's very dry. Very draft blew up my beard. I mean he hasn't been in. All the right places uses yeah member to go down from a beard. That was a big topic of conversation. Can you get on Kit. That is probably one of the best things about going down on a last. It's like got milk ads from the nineties. Work with Activists Pussy the day before. Say did you did. Did you have sex as a yet. We stuck our tongue into our upper lip so stuck hourly Yup Middle Schools like the joke to go round around like right Yep ever is the best is amazing. Oh yeah she's never done that's why women Riyadh World Hillary. It's ownership all right. Let's talk about. Let's get into the topic. Let's do this king you learn to be passionate about someone. And if there's no chemistry at first apparently Sean think this topic is funny. Yeah I know so like you don't have any chemistry with somebody and they're really. I guess it's kind of like no no I. Don't you fall in love with somebody. Yeah absolutely I think you can do no kinks. Thanks all that all that seth like I fall in love with people all the time I work number. Please please quick elaborate. You have the body that sets me off. I'm just a love it. He does like older people. No I know I do and she. There's this one lady that walks around. She's at least over sixty a swear he works and we're no no she didn't. We're GONNA start seeing shopper okay. She's wearing a a thong. 'cause you could tell because she were skin-tight hands a Thong huge tits. I'd love this lady. uh-huh you're all the time. I WANNA help her. I go up to like do you need help. Can I find help. You find something is ladies. He's not even collected. He's he's just follows her now. Stocker work that day long. Like hey here. Gorgeous doesn't matter. doesn't matter ages. Nothing needed to present so the chemistry that you would have with her. If you were are not married you you already have the chemistry. Those around you was like hey would you. I don't Care No. Hey Ah how. You doin' Joey from friends. Are you doing awesome. Awesome Battalion Yeah but I had a couple friend relationships like that. That great guys. Great great guys and probably be the best wonderful lovers but the chemistry. I I believe that you could if you put the time into it and understood the person in an because love grows in the failings and all that grow on you but at first your mind and body tells you now I mean it's not they're actually that's how I mean there was somebody that I that really was into in high school. We are like super good friends. And all these connections new attraction uh-huh that is hard. I mean that is so hard at sex with a guy recently and was someone I was attracted with so alcohol Kahal needed to be involved in and this is I'm interested. I listening fucking gorgeous. This is horrible rebel. If I if you're not feeling all the warm fuzzies and all the right places and stuff and the person could be the best person on the world and the nicest what is wrong wrong you know. What's the stopping point in your brain or your visual or your sexual hang ups or whatever that tells you know isn't attracted a fucking it doesn't motherfucker? Yeah and now. I'm not GonNa like this because you don't look like I want you to look and I don't think you're gonNA look like when you're doing things to me like I need you to look for me to fill me. I mean it's just I think it's a mind fuck. It's hard because I've met several. You know there's some great people out there where the chemistry the personality and the person in respect and all. That's there the shallowness I guess of the desire. So you can get and be like looks. Looks matter to you as much like you think you can have chemistry with a like a like a fat guy. For instance you know I think it matters everybody some subtle Like all these people get together like alcohol stirred birds right. No no no I think you could. You could have that bond if you give it time in your lowered happen for the most part our if you're like that's that's not a journal Forum Just to see and then it's good and you're like Damn Sa- Geyser guys for guys but in my opinion guys are much more shallow. It's the visual thing you can eat super Have superemacy so many. But if they're not attractive to you then you don't want that and that's the basis attractive to you means so much very much like trying to be completely different different than a charter like there's a guy at work So true so true. Like there's this lady that comes in and is always like nick is what's his name here like everybody he's like oh my gosh. She's so hot Sheila me and then I saw her. I was like no but take him. It's such a hill. It's primal thing he is and that's part of the kinks to is like. That's good for him. Yeah I love breath or women's arguing now you John. You're gorgeous out here. Literally when women come in and cost get jealous here. uh-huh Walmart. I see an older man and I'm like Oh my God you're I think I'm more attracted to older women than younger. Women say a lot of traction and it's just too and absolutely where you start to be feel almost perverted abstract. Yeah you can't and being a mother of two beautiful doc grown daughters yeah even in the daughters are like they go out to dinner just one on one with their dad and they're like people look at us like he's dating me and so they day feel creepy and I was at the center. We're at me and my wife vacation. We're at a bar and we were talking about age and and one of the waitresses there. I guess bartender yeah. She was like thirty two or whatever and I was like man. I'm fucking old because you know forty five. You're not old and and and I was like as I would you date a forty five year old and my wife was like what the fuck are you. I'm sitting the question trying to explain it. Would you date like if you wouldn't date that person probably a little. I mean if they're out of your age range singer. Whatever I'm wondering this? She say us because it I mean I think my wife interrupted it before we could get anywhere. Yeah I had a good shot I I feel like I look forty-five down but that wasn't about you the whole attack and then my wife Cock block me Like she does Larry. Even when it's just the two of US never see. I think the younger girls do. There's I was married for all those years so I didn't do that had opportunities though when I was really young and to be with older. Yeah Alderman Season pitchers of you in your office pictures. I kept once not not nate gorgeous. Your love thank thank you but no so you wonder you know. Young Girls Date older women all the time and is there really chemistry. Is it the swamp Rav the intelligent not not say. It's not the daddy issue you know is it. Is there some. Because the body's everybody's we change should be the king could be. The king could be the wayside. Oh Yeah I really do. It could could be there how they know how to do things too so mike is not my wife. Before I was married to my wife I had slept with a woman those twice my age. Fifty seven nanometer since she started dating. Yeah Yeah His fifty in order to fit your old buddy in your twenties. Twenty F- Changes Your World Ryan. I was much more confident. I advertisers advertisers. Yeah no I was amazed and the woman was just amazing and to this day I still think about it and gets me hard in in. Has It rock rock. I love and it's my kink. Now it's he's women I would would. I definitely would like a I live. It's headed up all the time I don't like that. Yeah it's what you say that because one of our co hosts Mike like he when we first were friends let starting to become friends like twenty years ago or whatever he was having an affair. You're like we were in our twenties. Yeah Twenties and he was having an affair with his chick he used to work with that was in her late forties and she was rocking like yeah. There's something about an older woman that takes care of themselves as that confidence in this a whole a whole different ball. Yeah I had a man when I was not even probably nineteen and he was a ex rugby player from Australia and yeah and had been divorced famous and that was the same thing for a young girl and I was just probably one of not at that moment but because we dated for. I don't even know if it was really really dating dinner and for inking But I made it was the same thing. It was just swamped money. A sexiest shit. There's something about it the way is it weird to you that women or there's more of a Aleph it less of a In a taboo on tank girl. They're just like a world taboo like women. Young girls girls dating older guys. Worse is always that way you accepted year. Expect it yeah. It's a whole different variants. When you see a young guy with with an older woman you think oh man she must have a ton of money and she bought him for the weekend? Yeah it's a mind yeah opposite. Oh what I think the thing You men as a ton of money in the room and wants to be with him. I don't think well it seems like most Stereo. You're an ear like Unicorn like most women. Most guys tried to go for that young eighteen year old like the younger women. Let's just calm six expe- like older woman brought flippy to your emotions. I love your cue. Thank you love you to Edna next episode. There's won't be back until the twenty thirty I'm back I'm fine But yeah now you see the men the the older men with the young woman all all the time and so when you do see the reverse. It's strange yeah so like when you see in older. Were like a younger girl or younger guy with with an old much older. Like if you saw Sean twenty-seven with a fifty year old would you be like that's a money grubbing like he's a money grubbing whore aright Debbie your first reaction or he doesn't have a he's open anything. Yeah that natural troll thought is what's happening the chemistry with this girl. Yeah but then you if you could watch for a minute and then you could see. Yeah you know but yeah your first judgment I think would be. What the Hell is she buying him? Because it's so with this twice my age as as in the best sex. That's all my God. I regret to this day. Like not coming insider. I feel oh bad for pulling out coming honored era respecting her spaces. You one hundred percent right. There is something the thing about an older lady that takes care of themself. Because it's hard as a forty five year old man. I know how hard it is to actually mainly look like I'm not in good shape right now but I know how hard it is to try to stay in shape as you get older whereas if you're like fucking twenty it says you're generally just talk is now. I was in my thirties. I get just jog for like two days Loosley pounds or whatever you have to really when I worked at this one on job there. Was this lady. Those Must've been way mid thirties and she was probably around. Fifty forty eight fifty fifty two. She we had the most bang in figure and I was like Jesus Christ if this you know she was happily married or whatever but she wasn't I would have been fucking all over. Yeah Edam she probably would drain me. It's like you got it when you get to like fifty or whatever word you know how I feel your good way. You know you get good. You know you y you know how to please somebody new. Yeah Yeah your confidence in it and you know Iran. Yeah like when you're twenty fuck yeah and in years raise the late forties and you know the quality matters you you you wanted to be good versus late twenties like off. I come quickly so just go again. yeah it's different. Get so much better better. Yeah confidence and I think That's what you give A. Don't give you do give which you're less inhibited. I'm not so worried unless inhibited. That's a good word. Yeah okay. So what's that. We're not doing the joke we're doing to do a new segments are we'll start off with Sean I lost my virginity. I'm GONNA how else origin origin de withdrawn. There's I love it. How did you lose your virginity? My our seventeen years old exactly because of seventeen. I didn't WanNa that'd be an eighteen year old man and not have lost my virginity. 'cause that was embarrassing to my friends at the time. So is here in Cedar Park that lost my virginity to half black woman the most Beta fall. And that's our and that's how I see him. You know I'm not a racist man like I love women all women and lost by J.D. To you you know woman that was half black half white. She's she's a beautiful woman but I mean how far can you say you. You've lost your originated. I didn't come is my first time having sex as wearing a condom and she was riding me And it was it was just just a quick sex act my friend and I showed up and To the strict like trae their houses their families families. It wasn't hers and he's like maybe go talk to her little bones to me like human factor I That's an interesting question. I'll absolutely she was a slut. Didn't mind I need to lose origene before I was eighteen. I was it was like June and my birthdays. May you know was either way. No no no it was okay. It was it was just a naked experience experiences. Yeah having sex with a woman that was that was pretty much it it was. It was quick like we got in and out of there because more people showed up to have sex with the Schick and say Oh damn damn She really was. I never met the Jake we showed up and it was like you're GonNa fuck the shake and I was like okay. Yeah Yeah Park what. You didn't even have to go to Mexico and Mexico. She's beautiful trick rely. She was seventeen. Seventeen that's my favorite. I WANNA be. Yeah both of our men and women but I always wanted to be her have babies that I would have the most beautiful. I dated like for lightly with eight for eighteen years. Chinese have way so amazing just feature just beautiful. Yeah but either way. I had to call them on. Didn't come Tom Like I. I mean. Of course I didn't know to expect. Yeah sure I calm uh-huh but I was like so cool. I had sex with a chick safer driving away. Threw it out the window and did your lose all slippery cereal. Yes it's so funny. I have all these friends. That heavy stories about their first time again. I didn't come and I was like what I had my first I have. I came like that. Is that a fear thing. Thank you. Marcy time Mike came inside the woman. Yeah and alice nervous and she was like we're sleeping in bed and she's like you're going to be a great dad and I was like what the fuck doc did you say to. I've twenty years old woman kid right now. I was. There's researching and I would say Walmart as can I buy contraceptive for a woman. And a man you have any staff is Bertel. Say here's my question. While have you ever had sex with more than one person in one night. Yes of course joke is that I've never worn one person in one night. Really that's like that's like something you're where are you trying to accomplish only interested in like Well I meet with somebody there. I think it's been three three one night. Yeah not in one night saying like in one twenty four hours I I like like somebody has I was like. Oh yeah that's yeah. I had a friend one fraternity and they the twenty one after the other would go on and now you don't you don't WanNa do that or it's sex casual sex I've just friends you know fringe benefits and You should have sex with one of your friends with benefits and then you leave you have sex with your other friends with benefits and then you leave. They just have random sex with some other tree. Then you're tired the man you're not tired you're just excited to ask and if you had like threesome that would count as to you know. Yeah but that's not standard procedure now. Not Standard I'd rather have say I would have been if I did that. It would re I young years. Yeah Yeah I've never. I've never done that. I might have had six seventy Wilmot with Essex my girlfriend I might have done and trying not do that and I was to push. It feels like it's wrong. I mean like next morning early is fine. Yeah Yeah there's a window in your mind you're like I'm good Just chicken delay. 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March Madness Episode

Pros and Joes with Frank Kaminsky

58:48 min | 1 year ago

March Madness Episode

"She graduated. Any Bielsa can't parents paid. The cell was far you the only way to car Joe curl brands for pin. Essy's big fan. Of course, he made most girls one through chase which you just want to. Hello everyone. Welcome to a March madness edition of pros. And joe's. Balking? Hey gambling, so much you love it. Now. Why would you put on a bunch of games that you know? Absolutely nothing about nothing. Basketball. What am I gonna do during Tom? I understand that enjoyable but like you didn't watch these teams the whole season. Like, what makes you think that just because you have an inkling bet on them that you're gonna win money. It's actually very good segue. I wanted to lead off the show with com-. So addict Franken is no known enough Franken I actually because. Yes, I don't really know what I'm doing when it comes to gambling that being said Franken I decided that we were going to take the advice of the man today. We talked to help us out from the holier Pugh is being he was being advertised by other verified Twitter accounts. Even people that we knew of prior just hill handle his handle is at profit. That's okay. I if anybody is the phone checking because the man is an absolute fucking fraud. That's all I need to say his credibility is less than that of. Worthless. Piece of nothing. Your home at door that this guy comes Ozzy comes out his wizard of a gambling. He tells everyone to bet like Alex thinking you're thinking way too clearly right now. No. But like if you're trying to make money, aren't you trying to get a bunch of suckers that take? I understand that. But he was he was followed by people that we respect that are verified, David Caplan, one of the guys on ESPN one thousand in Chicago. He's had on the show. So Franken tame a hundred bucks and someone to give you. Bucks bucks? When you're when you're in the whole, you get desperate. It's like Shiloh, but you can't just keep digging. This a workout this account was pie run by the same person. That was behind the Neko Kula. Here's here's the real reason. I mad so we start off over and free and then real where just three Dick's not. We were three was over feeling like oh in a thousand terrible just getting blown out. Here's here's the one thing that really got me was his first fuckin- moving today was I will plus two first-half Iowa plus two first-half and then it's cut smoker. Decides the flip flop. Cincinnati. Never ever thing. That's. Oh, really? This guy posts screen shot after the first half of the Oregon Wisconsin game with some sort of Vegas ticket for like it was at three grand bega or Oregon first half plus one which lo and behold, he just happened to not send anybody that fucking signed up for service for the entire day. I would like to call for an absolute revolution. And an inquisition into profit vets anybody that knows the man anyone that has any sort of secret service ties. Can we find out who he is? Because he needs to be Stonestreet. I'm looking at. Like the guys Twitter. I've never I don't gamble like because I'm like my money. I like my sanity. And I look at one of his tweets the first tweet back, Adam as you for hours ago pay you one hundred dollars on the day in your own three. And you don't send me this. I'm gonna let. Oh, no. You know, what a lot of people like to tweet the entire mentions. Are why the fuck did not get people like VIP didn't get this play question. Mark question. Mark, dude. What the flight part of as a man like paying for someone else's advice? The bet on sports seems dumb or just like unmanned. Here's the thing. We want to bet on these games in put you right? We don't know shit about Frank. More than door set. I know more than Dorset, but. But this guy's a former odds me. Okay. Great czar. He's going to win money off of you. What did you come? What did you come? When it comes to March, man. I don't that until like the Sweet Sixteen because I like the watch the teams a little bit get a little bit of feel for it. These are the best. Everyone is going shit at the wall. Like, no one knows. What the hell's going on these teams like they're very different brands of basketball? I own it was leading Carolina, but like ten now they're down by will never gonna be doubt thirteen everyone was gonna lose that Virginia's only. Okay. But if you took people were probably betting on like, plus eight UNC at the half. No one could have predicted that ONA was going to be up by six. You know, nobody nobody nobody at all someone. I gotta say is I've having a miserable time with the start turning the Maimi. Absolutely not going. That's what you lose. That is when you lease right. You cannot stop prophet ornaments. Free. Final four which was. Ill-advised? So. It looks stupid now. Waivers. I would've put Loyola in my final four last year before the tournament started. What would you have said? All right. So shut your fucking mouth. But you can't say women genius. I it's it's made prediction I made a prediction in. My prediction was wrong. Yeah. I. Pardon me. I don't know. Exactly it's random. So I put around the wanted to seize everything is just completely random really is not me picking over the five getting them. All right. So my question, what's your point? My point is like why that you hope for that Nevada's gonna make it to the final four. I told him that. I don't care. It doesn't matter. What did you see that made? You think that you could win not one not two? He's tournament last year. He said that they had the twins and. No, they didn't. They it to the elite eight last year wasn't. Yeah. It was the elite last year, and it was almost the same team pretty much the exact same team. So it's not like it's completely ill advised. It was risky. It was risk. Sweet sixteen. I wouldn't go lead a thing. No one else could pull had it. So so Frank is why and all the pools that I'm in right fucking. He said he said he was going to do Nevada. Final flight is looked. I hope you do. One more one person I have to worry about. All guests on the subject while we're on the subject of of being pissed off Mississippi State, cancel your fucking band. Liberty winning just get all take back all the scholar for the players. You blue duck out of that game. You they were they were really bad in office that livery shoot the lights at the end. Wide open. All. By the way. I am miserable. I am on the Fletcher McGee trained for Wofford at this point. Oh, yeah. Fletcher magnolias, my guy. Here's a question is I John Moran is he could he rival Zion to be the number one taking sorry after nine you don't think so. Impossible. I think on me yesterday. Like it was like shocking how he was. I don't know. I mean, he's not gonna rival the him as. Sure. Yeah. Number two or three he's gone over to number two for sure. I think this is like the most sure one two three lakh ever. Person. That's generally talked about is the number one pick all season long in college season generally season when towns came out of nowhere. Yeah. That was a one off. But you think about like every everyone is talking about Marquel? Full to me. Talking about him being. Actually, going back to the water point. Have you heard some of the fucking guys names on that team? You guys like working at the roster there there is a preposterous amount of names you got Fletcher McGee Trevor stumped. Guys. Good win. You've got Matthew panga Isaiah Bigelow. Poland for that. Just based off the off the roster next store Murphy's another guy at or it's unbelievable. Yeah. That's an awesome. That's a bad as like flicking imagine talking to check. Dorm? It looked pretty Trevor stop. I got fucking cock. I told you Wofford could be like the Lola this tournament. Yeah. I. Come in with a little bit more hype than loyal did last year. Loyola last year came out. Absolutely. No, no. They didn't know people were talking about loyal being before. After their first game. No, no, no, no before. The reason why I had them going far. And I go to the final four anyone says that they had that they're crazy. They're an absolute lighter a little bit lucky. They. Shanna C, but they didn't have to eat like Kansas Kentucky. Virginia. Both got knocked out. It was it was really awesome. But I lucky to back to me Mechta me filling up my brackets. Here's the thing. I've realized so this is this this what thirty thirty year, I filled out a bracket since I graduated. The first two years the first to know last year is actually like the first real year because Wisconsin didn't make the tournament. So I didn't feel bad. Because the two years prior. I made a pool and head Wisconsin winning it, all and all of them and didn't just I did head Wisconsin. Where in the national? Yes. The year they beat Villanova. I had them winning the national championship. The Florida didn't they when they just gave up that one buzzer beater wild else. They would have gone to the elite eight. Yeah. Also, I cannot stand for or something. So so the to the point I was being I have so many biases against so many teams that I just can't in good faith allow them to win in my bracket. Like, I I wanted to have Duke losing to a sixteen seat. So bad. I mean, I hate I don't like Florida Florida losing. I hate Ohio State help. Help never ever Kansas state anything because they screwed you in a bet. No, no. There's just something about them actually bet against him at one a lot. Acce- about Kansas state. Losing coaches ninety seven he's got Alzheimer's. I over. Doesn't know. Knows that this. I like mediocre. They want to lose to. My dad's anti gun. They didn't have the player. So well, that's exactly why about against it. Yeah. Hey, speaking of Rosser names. Did you ever see the two thousand thirteen two thousand fourteen Saint John's roster? Let me just let me read you off. Dominic. God's gift and Shula. Mark Antony bull Galt Felix Bella MU codeine Nadia like what are these names? I don't even I there's gonna be someone. That's like a Saint John's fan listeners big Duke mispronounced. It's like all right. Well, it's not even a real name just letters on paper. That's all. Classic American names guys. See this taco fog. I for UCF. How book is skiing? Tacos been ball. This is why you shouldn't be betting on NCWA tournament games door. Because everyone's known taco fall is for like five years. Now took you doing great. And so I'm Eddie, okay. Well, versed hack is beating the piss. I've seen. Yeah. I o estate needs awake. Though. I'm telling you now, they're the biggest threat to do getting out of that region. Not Michigan state. I honestly think again, I can't do this. There could be very it's been ruining me freaking out on this podcast by state does not pull their heads eases. If they don't by six points. I'm literally going to go to whatever place in Iowa, they are and boycott on their campus. Eleven minutes. Frank. How is this possible? Explain to me how this is possible. You go eleven minutes in a basketball game without scoring a point how the atlas badgers. Yeah. Well, played we'll get to the elephant in the room here. I guess they they ran out of gas. Offense of possession, where they got the wall that three times, and you could just hear the most solid sounding brick iron. It was talking about. Remove the side of the rift in it. I. Esteem for nor the reason that the fact that he went there was it. Frank any comment? Spied smart things. All around brutal loss. They did not play. Played well on defense until the game really got heated up and then. I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not trying to be insulting. And know Marquette got blown out, but Oregon over Wisconsin was easiest twelve over five pick. I've ever. Yes. It was such an easy pick. Soda Minnesota last year as the five seed was true. Everyone was like all right. Yeah. Ninety percent chance this. I mean, remember what team that was. But I know I did not pick Minnesota. No one did. Thick as well. I was those seems not because I thought they were when I did it because I thought most people think against because Marquette also Oregon was was better team. Marquette also loss I five or six going into the tournament. So they were not shape. Frank your. To like for fixing Oregon defaced. Wisconsin's bullshit. Yeah. Oh, they set up. They set up a upsets, we know that. I mean. Louisville face Minnesota. They want more money. Well. Everyone tunes into watch the underdog the Louisville. Minnesota's great story line with like the Patino shit. About the story lines about being fair. When this whole tournaments about story now where they're fairness in this tournament. When I was I agree there should eight the gate. It's always gonna be compelling to what you know. So I don't get why they do that. When I when I was at the three seed. The threes. They put us up against Davidson who was fourteen who was on a nineteen game win streak with three one thousand point scorers on their team. Like, they were literally when we got them. It was like, no they're like a four seed. That's why that's why UC Irvine was such an easy pick for me over Kansas state's because there amid major team they had four there thirty one in three there. They were on a what nineteen game win streak in four of players on their team made all conference. Let's just say this Kansas state shit all over themselves. Pass the ball fifteenth uncontested. It's. Third foul. It'd be a lot of live commentary, by the way, I stay teams set your ass up for equity saying I can't. I remember back my sophomore year in Wisconsin. It was a similar situation. We played ole miss. They were the twelve seed. We were the five. They they got really hot at the end of the season. They had won like nine in a row one the SEC conference tournament. Point guards coquette. Shooting guard. The Marshall Henderson was was there the player on their team in day just went off against us like they shit. They spanked him. I remember sitting there after the game. Like that was really that's like 'cause I had never really the year before like the my freshman year that the NCAA tournament was such like a blur to me because everything was happening so fast. Like I went from playing like Montana with this. Awful team that actually had some really hot cheerleaders. That's what I remember about that game having to having to guard fest. Festus zeal who is like setting van two hundred ninety pounds in Vanderbilt had three NBA players on their team. And I actually played in that game. Like, I was like holy shit. Like, what the hell is going like, I honestly had no idea it was happening. And then the second year like you don't even get a taste of the tournament. Like, you literally just play twelve seed in just get your ass kicked. Hey, why was that a good thing? Now, you got to guard spring break right after that is true. Drove right on down there. Well, I mean shrunk. Shrunk. Once you lose that game. There's really no reason to just sit by yourself on campus. So they had access to car, and we just went to to get any action down in Panama, Panama beach, Panama City. Any Bill action? Go back into your to your Rolodex. Check. It out action action was there. Two people have experienced Turner. What are the first to get to two games like? Experience. It kinda depends like what you're matched up. Yeah. I remember our first year we played American in. They won whatever conference they're in. And they were fifteen closer while what were their fourteen seed three seed. He might have been a two hour. No. I don't remember. If we were to. Yeah. They were fifty Milwaukee. Yeah. And they ran the Princeton offense, which was like really slow. So like we're coming out and playing against a team who runs really slow offense. Like really methodical tries to tries to work for a good shot. And you eventually like you just overpower a team like that. Like, they just physically can't keep up with. And then you go to the next time you play or playing basketball Dylan. Yeah. And a couple of shots in there. A pissed off. Oh, you mean slapping your shit off the glass? Yeah. And then you and then we go and play a team like Oregon who just wanted to get up and down and score. And that kind of like shocked us like like how fast how the first game was compared to how fast the second eight seeds, usually aren't bad. No, they can beat you. They're like. Our conference. There's they're pretty much power conference teams that were almost really good. They're on the brink and two or three games away for like the one the one game. I'm confident that we would have lost. Is that Oregon game? I junior year. We would have lost that game. If we were in Milwaukee the crowd. I was Milwaukee. We would have got we would have. I'm pretty much convinced that we would have lost give that w to the broth brothers. You can give that to whoever you want. He didn't shut up the whole. That was like the craziest in basketball environment. I've ever played into my. I mean, we were down twelve at halftime in came out and cut I think we took the lead with fourteen thirteen or fourteen minutes left in that place was going absolutely saying why was it? So bananas. I understand. I understand. It was close trailing. You guys like played in front of a many. And here's another thing. It was an NBA arena. So they sold alcohol in it. That's that's. NCW arenas alcohol. Good people know walkie. No on a handle their booze avid great. You one of those completely disagree? But. L wonder up there for the orange bus game? I feel like everybody was warrants. Bucks game. Not the, you know, Wisconsin badgers versus Oregon games different. But either way make another thing the first week of the tournament. It is kind of weird because like your space too. Like, you're not facing the great great team. So it's like are you really hyped if as like American and or like, what's kind of go into it. You also know that that teams coming. I think. Yeah. I think with the beginning games. It's you don't wanna lose in be that team that loses. The competitive doesn't really kick in immediately. But then once you get past that game. And you're the highest like you want to just go out. It doesn't matter like after the first game. I feel like if you're a high seeds don't matter after the first game. Now, they really don't really only make only make a difference in the first game. Because let's say like a team like Loyola pizza to like three seed like no one's batting an eye because they understand that point that that an eleven seed Loyola team is really really good. And it doesn't really matter anymore. What they're seeing. How long have you guys to like feel mantle aghast during the tournament? Like, not feel the pressure the way the, you know, I think we'll they're into game clusters. So like you play the first game on a Thursday, Saturday or shit Friday Sunday. And I guess you're just wanting to make it through the first day and then get to that next day. And then once you get once you get the win on the your second game. You get a chance to finally like breathe you get to go back to your campus. Get an off day get some treatment take care of your body and start to prepare for someone else. I would say if you're a high seed winning that first game is so crucial because then you're not like a part of history. You just like one. Yeah. Kansas Kansas was the one zero loss like nine seed like four or five years ago? I think no one brings that up ever. Like once you once you get. No, one was the last time you heard someone like over Nash. No one that up like like, all right? What about Michigan sake going down to middle Tennessee, you remember that gets brought up that won't lose nine hundred people. Duke rinsing. Hi, what's immersive tillers Mercer? Yeah. Folks, state or? Missouri into both losses to season like in the same hour or something like that. That was a couple of more than a couple years back in a lab predicted those head state with Kenneth read. I predicted those those fifteen sees over the two, okay? I'm in my bracket. I have yet the elephant in the room, by the way, this is gonna come out on Saturday. We're we're hoping. I mean, we were we've been twice by touchable. Physical entire rare plant. Mark my words canvas will lose all. All. Bill fiddle soaps hair plugged ask will be out of this tournament by two engine. Engine. He looks like a final fourteen, Alex. Alex. Auburn handle end of the game anything like they did against New Mexico state. I like like Kansas is I've never seen diarrhea over themselves like that and still win. I agree. They literally when I was a child once I pooped in my diaper. And apparently, I took it off. It was rolling around with it. And my parents didn't found diaper poop all over me. That's literally would offered players. Look like at the end. They were alive, but they had their own feces all over. What they did was atrocious. Like, dude, I swear to God they made in two minutes. Ben five hundred airs five hundred out one thing. Correct. Like. Game. I. Situations. One of those situations where you go into a test. And you literally get every answer wrong. But you still somehow pass. Oh, well, that's because my number studied, exactly. Yeah. No. Auburn didn't have no neighbor next to them like they. And then they left the guy wide open in the corner and then neck. I just choked fat one. Not only did they like on the rebound to get the free throw to secure the game. The guy the guy Auburn smacks out about Sevinc. Sure, they get a play at a shot and not only do they do that. But they let the guy wide open air. He was. Some sort of four leaf over shove so far up his ass after that game that they have to come back and just destroy Bill self. Tell me about why is it a coke for so long? What's the furthest ever gone at the tournament over tell me he wants had what was out Wayne Chisholm? What rhymes with? I didn't feel like he's ever aided past the alita. I don't feel like. How? Never made a final if you stack their resumes to each other door set if you put their resume or Bruce Pearl next of the resume of Bill self who's is better. Hurl clucking landslide, Bruce, Pearl Sodi. You're right. Yeah. Exactly. And a heartbeat. Like, no doubt bers Pearl overbill south any day of the week such. I know you're you're being you'll just come in right now to me about Bill self pay. But they're going to lose tomorrow. I just want you to notice. Don't bet against him. Bookie just bet against me. I'll take Kansas whoever the. Yeah. Getting small just Frank boa had never been to the final four until I got there. All right. Here's the thing. I hate the those type of arguments, you know, how hard is it gets the final fell like as a coach like only four coaches every you're making one of those four to go spores usually bills coaching for like twenty. Yeah. The Tom Izzo. And ROY Williams Kalibari all those coaches consistently go there, so good luck. Being like the other odd man in there like Puerta Moser like he ran we got it. And like he has more final fours than Bruce Pearl. The lead eight or even the Sweet Sixteen. I. The only thing that came up was his potential FBI scandal. He was guilty. Team players, whatever. Two thousand six I believe he went to the elite eight in. He got he got Tennessee rank they were number one. I mean, he had a good run at Tennessee before he got busted for. I mean pain his players his number his at one point so two thousand five to two thousand eleven his teams were ranked as high as eight sixteen one eight eight and seven. Chisolm? Dumble woods teaser. Double. Call sir. Dorsett. Shut your ass up. Yeah. Taking years off. No one here is upset you. Honestly, you you deserve. What's coming to you? I hope you lose all your money. Keep gambling theory. I have a theory three baked three big three. I obviously went I played into NC double A tournament's. And I feel like I cursed a couple teams like I played a head to play. I beat Oregon two years in a row, I beat. Arizona two years in a row. I beat UNC. Did you? UN's we'd be Baylor where we'd be UNC your before. I believe I've cursed teams to the point where I'm just completely an entirely cursed. Like, I literally every. You're not a better. I've bet on has literally put on like their worst performance ever seen. What was the team last night that kept turning over the ball? When you knew them score was that Old Dominion Old Dominion, literally. I've had twelve and a half in a lost by fuck. This is a great one guy gets offers of rebound, like forty seconds left. It's like, okay. He's almost guaranteed to score. They're not gonna follow. You gotta do is go late in and he likes max Purdue in the face and gets. I was literally losing my mind. Don't don't even open up that literally. My bet on has stunk like walk. I bet on Seton Hall plus three last night. You just got to keep it within three you're winning with six minutes left. But no you offer go on. One eight zero run game Fletcher McGee actually, hold on speaker Rennes. What is it like when you're in the middle of a run that's going against your team because like this out there this perspective, have you? I don't understand today right door. Have you ever heard this saying have you ever heard of the saying it's a game run? And I'm living. Well, that's that's very true. Yeah. Yeah. Basketball's game runs exposure determine. I don't team is like feeling it. During a rhythm there. Believing in themselves more than you are sometimes the wrong last for a minute. Sometimes they'll ask for five minutes depends on how long sometimes they last game. State's run there right now. So the snack one of their guys just fell apart. Fouled him hard not Claro in Hollywood one. Just throw the rhythm off or something. I don't understand it just happens to stop eating turnovers and first Bank shots. Couple times. The road runs over Doria drinking. Yeah. Heavily because I'm gonna I'm looking deep sweat right now because of this game SOPs betting your hard earned money. You're so stressed. It's so stupid. Tournament. Like, relax, if you're gonna be like fun. I'm I'm I'm not gambling never fun. I'm not having. I got a question for you guys filling out bracket respect, the fact that I just got nothing but one seeds in final four. I mean, that's the easiest thing to do. But I'm the only person in my rackets to do it. The will look at the numbers. When was the last time all number one seeds made it to the final four eight thousand eight this benfits UCLA UNC is no. I remember the last time I won. Cool. That was the last time I wanna March madness pool because I canvas Kansas over Memphis in the national title. I had the perfect final four with. I had met this over Kansas. I remember one at five one Bill know, I know why Rick set mate you in Weiser grand again thing where we were in France wiser took half the brackets in my bracket. And I took the other half the brackets and his bracket, and we ran the pool together. And I want it see it's like it is you don't really have much the root for beside. The fact you're always running for the one one-seat that's pretty much nothing else. The bracket matters speaking of Weiser, Rick, and no one listeners, maybe some listeners know who he is like, obviously, you guys do I gained some respect for that, man. Because in August. They were doing their fantasy draft and my parents basement, and I don't even I'm not in that or anything. I was down there observing, you know, scouting out for my draft, which I want anyways at Amina bring. And we had a bet where he's he said is equally would not finished high five and fantasy. And I said, yes, he would. So we bet on a fifty bucks never spoke about it again after that we shook hands. I completely forgot about it the day after the season was over. I got then MO from him for fifty bucks. Haven't spoken to him since still. Later. I never brought it up. I haven't spoken. I haven't seen but he paid demand. Principal an randomness. I would've ever noticed compulsive gambler. If anybody would have bet against what I bet they'd be a rich man right now. Yeah. But honestly, luckily, luckily, not betting equal. I guarantee you this these losses hurt doors set a lot more near you for. But like. But like with me I want to win. I know. Hurting right now because this is like. Doing to to your said, he doesn't pay rent says mother. So, but he'll. Actually, I did two hundred fifty bucks speaking speaking of that that's alive. I just thought on UFC I'm down that much. I just I just took a bet on fighters. I'm down. Why? Because this guy's hit at a seventy one percent Clinton. So I'm gonna trust them. Does that guy can go fucking. So with no do are you going to? I own my goodness. Oh. Oh. Thank God outside of March mounds, Lonzo ball cut ties with big baller brand co-founder over missing one point five million dollars the guy stole. I don't think anyone surprised. I know the guy still won't dude. That's a lot of money to steal from the kid. Like, yeah. Dude, literally, that's three million dollars after taxes. He gets one point five, right? Like like like the guy stole a very significant portion of his money. That's like me going and stealing like. Fifteen grand from door. Like, that's it's not. Grant in there. Dude. He's been living mom for three years. He's got money for Christ's sake. Yeah. The money's not the issue. It's the pride and I just want. He's not just saving time and energy and money on laundry. Right. Exactly. No. Yeah. I mean, let's be honest. We do some sort of shenanigans what's gonna happen soon. Honestly, I thought that at least come out with an actual pair of shoes. No. I don't think that ever even shipped out. It did. No. I'm not kidding. I don't think they ever shipped out. How does that become a thing on the big baller brand become a thing? How haven't he shouldn't have issue? He would happen lavar ball eighty eight. Okay tests. Does it say the news some guy came up to him? And it was like, hey, let's do company around your son, and all this crazy idea. Yeah. Let's this is such a great idea, man. It's awesome up there without really dealt with a guy, and then the guy's crooked. You just kind of you'll every Sunday ten so. But what liangelo house, I read the article, I read the article, and that's pretty much exactly what happened. Happen to. That's exactly. This is a less complicated script depart in. All right. We know exactly apparently would happen is this year on let crazy that. I know nothing about it. And are exactly what happened like it's eighty. I don't know. I I feel bad for Lonzo ball like this under spoken guy. Apparently. Lonzo lots of that. Yeah. I agree with that. The only reason that they found out about it is his financial adviser came to him was trying to do is taxes and was like, look, you're missing one point five million dollars. So if you didn't have like a good financial advisor, they probably would have gotten away. How did any NBA player ever do their taxes without a financial adviser? You can't there's. Adviser you have to do a tax return and file taxes in every state. You play. Yeah. Yeah. Every game. Every state. They have a game there their paycheck is different and after-tax differently. Like, it would take 'em players so long to figure out what themselves like for other to make love. Love to watch Frank. Like. Thanks taxes or. Try to explain it to Frank. Financial advisor explains it to me every single year when I get my tax. A very limited basis. And I sit there. Okay. Yeah. That looks that. All looks good. Do you know what the puck not my favorite part about taxes taxis? Coming up is the fact that. Ignorance is not an excuse. They take so much money that they don't need to and three. You're never taught this like figure it out on your own. Ignorance isn't an excuse though. Yeah. And will depend if you don't pay them about taxes, we're gonna we're gonna come to your place like the Gestapo bend your door down and steal your shit. If you like literally they turned into the stop one the KGB if you don't pay your taxes. It's like, oh, you want me to pay my tax. Don't you fill that freaking pothole in the street that just messed up my car, and I had to pay thousand bucks for it's crazy. Every branch of government is pretty shitty. But that portion is very good. They where I don't write are Iraq's. You don't get away with anything when it comes to taxes. Like a one time. I literally did my taxes. I swear to God, I did them. Right. And I got a Bill for seventy five dollars because something was late. I just paid it. I haven't questioned I was like here you take more money with them. I had a couple of friends Bill to dole that might be one of the best statements. You had on your history in the podcast about the IRS. Yeah. Just saying that they're legitimately one of the toughest like grant. I don't even know if they're taking up the government. They probably are. I don't know what the hell they are. But I don't like them, and I'll be shit out of them. If they ever talked not a fan. I just hate are you discussed you to see how much money it disgust me to see how much money if mine is also one of the reasons why your financial adviser is because they know all the legal ways to save money. So they eventually they essentially pay for themselves by saving you money on your taxes point. Yeah. All right guys got a random question actually have a couple stored in my notes here. But I wanted to open it up to you guys. Okay. Everybody takes away. Nobody on like, oh, just won't let us know where you're getting to the oven. Wash right now. So all right now. Music is if Alex just just keep that in mind. I was in an Uber. The other day, and I was while there was any over. I was thinking I truly give them five stars. They they work really hard. You know, I'll be there were a better jobs out there, and they're doing the Lord's work. So I was thinking like what would it take for you not to give an Uber driver five stars? And as that thought finished in my mind, I driver literally plowed into the back of smart car and getting an accident, and I was late for meeting. So I gave him a four. Only one I guess for him to get a one is to murder you outside of that. You know, he gave me watery gave me meant. And it was pretty good. But I I just I always didn't five stars. I say that's a natural reaction. If you're not a complete asshole. You're getting five SARS door. I have a pretty funny Uber story. So one time I got suspended from Wilbur. Because my over my Uber driver reported me because I said, I don't agree with the Mormon beliefs. Oh. We were in. I guess can't say it. You can't say I just said, I don't agree with the Mormon beliefs, and I explained why and Uber driver didn't appreciate it. So he reported me claim to Jack reported for. I don't even remember what it was -ality. No. But I got suspended from over. Really? Yeah. You can't even play your religious beliefs. I got suspended from XBox live for messaging kids on four night there too. Good and tell him to get a life and get some pussy. I also. I also. Week and it sucked. If we're going to stories there's one time I was up in Minneapolis. I think told you this guy's story before, but I'm going to all my listeners. I don't I don't think I don't think the story is gonna to be without the punchline, Alex. I don't think I don't think the stories appropriate. Let me let me take this. Great story. Just know that Alex great story. We're not gonna go. I'll just put it this sector is you cannot only one star. You can try to literally get that person lose their jobs. I had crap. The back of the car it smell like marijuana late made me lately work, and then they wouldn't drive to work in which I got other car slammed the door the door. It said go fuck yourself old women man, I'll tell you cold Uber instead they threatened my life. Oh, we are very sorry. And concerned about this matter. Here's five dollars the one. Hey, they gave me twenty five dollars. I've got something to tell you guys story about me complaining about something. There's a McDonald's in Milwaukee. Like, maybe six blocks six eight blocks from campus. And it is it was the worst service. You've ever had like I'm not getting that worse than my. I would wait in the drive through for legitimately half hour every single time for just like a French fry. So I literally call them, and I talked to them at the corporate office Louis like an hour. Right. And then at the end, we want you to like give us your we're going to send you something for your time and effort, they sent me guess what they sent me a dollar a one dollar for the value menu. Undermine you one dollar. Really appreciate your service. Gala coupon. I swear to God. And I use there's someone. Plenty to Wendy's. As you have it really doesn't solve McDonald's. And I've given a lot to both. It's not worse than the Wendy's in Miami, come on the Wendy's Miami stories already explain they they were so incapable of doing it. And they couldn't pull your soda. Let's say that and another funny winter stories. No, no, no, no, no, no. What happened is? They were having a they were having a pink lemonade sale a large pink lemonade for like forty nine cents. And the guy was literally sitting there going. I want the pink lemonade deal. But I want it to be with Dr Pepper. By the way, they had some sort of lemonade found machine. There was a steering mud like. Artwork hanging off the Wendy's. It was that was bad. No. We actually do that low key fucked up our night like we were supposed to be place drinking and partying by like seven. We didn't get back to like nine hours. Was at least an hour an hour. Like. The car that weren't getting anything. We're like what is going on? Like, we don't know the guys get Dr Pepper, and we just don't know we try to go behind the counter fill it for them. But they wouldn't let us I literally went inside at San the curb because there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do just incapable of debt Wendy's. Yeah. When it is good college basketball's pretty good too. So I'm just gonna say this the reps in this Ohio State. I were straight game. Terrible are -able terrible guarantee. They're not worse from this seat. Hot. Absolutely not with all my God, the scene hallmark that game was actually I'm not kidding. My God go to the record books, and that one's in the Guinness Book of world records wars Rafter. It didn't enough press store. You know, why? ESPN does not like to talk about anything that happened on Foxwoods one. That's not a foul. Because Foxworth steal. What is Greg Oden doing? Why isn't this point? What are you doing? Micro fascist though, that Mark it really was the Marquette Seton Hall game was the worst officiated game. I've ever seen in my throughout Marquette's best rebounder ambassador under for literally nothing. They stood there while another guy got in their face people getting technical like getting foul call against them. And then just running down the court to like go get her line. Yeah. It was a coach made the travel signal like when they travel and they call it to you on them. It is just such fucking. It's so bad. They you can't. Have a very high ego. That's a foul suck. A good percentage of suck the national championship rescue. They can suck Frank you ever considering betting a million dollars on bass game. No matter where you question is that if I had billion. See you pay someone like a thousand dollars to give you like an absolute walk like. I think I'm going to. Oh, thank you. Jesus. What is that this? This large man on Ohio State is literally me guys. Let's take a little break real quick and watch any of these games. Very well. How'd you guys do in your your bets? Dylan we law and the mother. I don't even wanna talk about it anymore. But you gotta talk about. I don't wanna talk about. I don't know bets are Cassie on. I hereby officially announce press release official record from the desk of the president of this podcast. I hereby officially retire from gambling. Bet you know question. Howdy. No. Nope. I'm done. He wants this tournament title. Big loser. I'm gonna watch. Minute. I'm gonna watch so many college basketball games next season. I'm going to be so prepared so retire until next March madness. Okay. So only only thing I will bet on until then until next year March man is is fantasy football. It's only thing Alex whose retirement will last longer. Frank's our gold's. No, I'm I'm serious. Did he chases marriage didn't chase his Vegas? Odds actually heavy against don't count. I have I have to play cards on the team plane, but that that's almost coming betting. Once that's done money on the table and Locke's involved one that is finished. I it's like, I'm I'm on my Dwayne Wade one last dance, except he won at least one a few. Yeah. You will more than. Fucking. Actually, what are the what are the Vegas odds that Frank actually lose loss every bit? Like every single that. What was that? Bush that. Sound like a dying goat? Thousand dollars arm day and has been he's the worst of my life. Do you feel bad for you? I understand that you have a bunch of people sitting here telling you to stop doing it. No doors door you ride the wave, man. Thank you Frank doors. You're telling him the double down your over here. Retiring because you lost. Roll roll when he didn't win a single one. He at least one one bet if I would've won one throughout the game. I wouldn't be retiring losted what the only the only that. I won was UCLA drew that straight for my balls. We're not listening to fucking that fucking shit profit, bats or anybody else on Twitter. I went UC Irvine striper, my balls, and they want money line. Wow. You should make love tonight. Then I got I got a question for everybody. It was so obvious last year who the Cinderella was after the first round games. Here's a question who do you guys? What's your early prediction for this in Durrell team this year offered? But they gotta be talking. That's really top second game. Dylan says Wofford, that's a really tough second game bracket. Eight to do eight to be accused of Homer since my dad went to school there. But I honestly guy do like UC Irvine quite a bit talent to use here. Baseball there. Most who the hell. See her fine each case earlier. While it wouldn't be that much of a like a Cinderella. I think Murray state has essential beaten a couple of good teams jas. There's going to be the worst. I don't know. Or not. I don't really consider Marie state. A Cinderella team considering they have a top five NBA draft pick on their team. Probably. Oh, that's that should come as days. Yeah. The honest with you. I think a big upset Minnesota over Michigan state. It looks pretty good. Making a lot shot. Minnesota. Michigan state beat them by thirty twice. I believe this season. The patriots beat the jets wants fifty two to nothing in loss in the playoffs. The jets three weeks later anything happen. I just think that was pretty good. Typically, look pretty good when you only average making five threes on the season, and they made fifteen that's gonna make it look good. But the laws of averages say that that will even out. I'm just saying they look good. Yes. Here's my question to you guys. Now the buffalo won their first game. Can they still technically be a Cinderella team? I mean, they're six seed offered to seven. Yeah. But Wofford's also like have they haven't been there. Neither ballo. Yeah. They beat. Yeah. Zona what I'm saying? Still be can they still be set team? Not really, I don't think so him it. That's what I would pick. I just don't think I think they're dangerous. Yeah. Org. Twenty. Oregon's losing their next game to use your definition of a Cinderella. Is they been before? Like Wofford won their first tournament game yesterday couple options when it comes to Cinderella's, it'd be liberty. Lawford? I don't think liberties winning another weird looking names, you know, Wofford in liberty there, we're looking doors. They're speaking about do you wanna bet on that Murray state Florida state game? Yeah. I would that aren't. Stay fifty bucks. Now, you gotta give them points. Or straight out points or then then you gotta give him odds. And you gotta give them the money line. I don't gotta give anything. Well, then don't take the bet. No because because in my other pool, I took her state in Sarai reports. Dylan I'll do that with you. All right. Fifty bucks. Maybe all right. You're giving. Okay. Then I'll bet you fifty two. No, no, no other table quote dollars. Try bucks. I do. Or come on Christ might as well collect decline that exact that's the spirit. All right. That's good. It's good for today. All right. All right. You wanna close up you guys, please? When your bets don't don't follow me and everything and please do not all if you gamble gamble on X. Just just text me. You don't have my number. But text me or tweet at me. You can I probably won't respond care foul profit that you won't know liar achievement scam. But just don't do what I do when I'm betting because I'm going to stay not I'm still I'm still I still wonder why anyone would follow me on Twitter. I got like five dollars last episode. I haven't tweeted in tuna buns. I tried weed in re tweet from the pros and Joe's podcast, but you had an insane amount of spelling errors in run on tweet. We got really Frank. That's only Dylan move. That's only Dylan fee only one the reach of sword. Alex, actually, hung up art. That ends the episode did. All right. Let's play for non no. Saying the wrong. Jewish the rat. The row. Came west listening as a some m. And you can't think. Then. Been down. So. Let's see the ams. Stop rating. Thank you. Jewish the rat.

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Episode 14: Baby Toes, Babies, and Bombshells

TV Literate

1:00:48 hr | 4 months ago

Episode 14: Baby Toes, Babies, and Bombshells

"Hollow everyone welcome to TV literate cast dedicated to watching trashing TV without shame or judgment I'm Jillian. And I'm Megan. And we're back protect. Taxes to? We're back on our shit, aren't we? We are. They were back on their shit. Yeah, this is this is crazy like we've so I think. This episode GonNa Complete for ninety days, which is the last actual episode, and then like three million parts of a tell all episode. Apparently, they spent twenty hours filming which I can believe because row well, and then there was the ten hours of leaked footage. Yes, yes, why? Baby Girl Lisa got fired, yes! But before we get into all that Jillian. What have you been watching this week? What have you been doing? What's been up, so I really have been watching like a whole lot of? Ninety Day fiance. Yes, because all the new stuff started. The old stuff ended and just. Should slots cold time then there's a lot in the world, but it's nice that they decided like. There is no break at all. It was like one day it was finale of the before the ninety days then the next day. It was the new season of the other way. They know we need this right now. They know we have nothing to live four. US All the ninety day fiance. You can give us please. Yeah, yeah, no Been Watching Star. Trek Enterprise. Of course that's switch to the worst star trek franchise because hurt ourselves. And Oh Dateline this past weekend oh? Yeah! You were telling me about this. The whole dateline was about covid nineteen, and essentially how the government has committed a crime against Americans by not taking it seriously, and it was a lot of tea I'll have to watch it because that's I, mean I think anyone should probably watch that right now. Because cove is not over people I don't know if you knew that, but it's still happening, even though the world has just decided to start as it was before. Amirah aghast everybody in America should seriously, and we're dislike I want to go to the pool. I certainly hope so because God we are not at all like. Yeah I heard that Italy is just starting to loosen their lockdown. Which leads have loosened? Everything's been open for over a month now. Yeah, and it's. fucked up man. It's so weird I still have yet to leave my house as to walk, or but the only place I've. Gone to is the elementary school down the street? I walked there to vote the other day, but that's literally it. Only public place I've been inside. I've gone out more. I've been out on walks and stuff. Drive through windows installed stuff and. We're going over because his family's house. Of all that. But. Still haven't been inside a store. Yeah I haven't either I'm not looking forward to it. I I. Don't even know I've told Tyler Tyler been. Grocery, shopping and everything because of knee, being Yuna compromise and I also had a broken foot for most quarantine. Broke your foot like the day before our first episode. It was awful. It was awful. My foot at still. It's still bothers me so much, but. I told him like I'm like legitimately anxious to go anywhere now like even I. Think even after all this is over like it's like it makes me anxious to even think about going public place right now I don't like in any way even wearing a mask I don't care I went to the hospital or Monday for a doctor's appointment that I had to go to. And hemmed and hawed and was like I don't WanNa go I don't WanNa. Ghana's like you know what it's the hospital. If anyone's GonNa be taking it seriously, it's the hospital so They have like in the blue light filters in the HVAC safer. The restaurant Al's like so again there and cabins doing really good. They have like two separate checkpoints. Let you have to go through. And then you wear a little red badge and you happy wearing a mask inside. I cannot tell you how many people threw away. Their masks in the trash can next to the elevator on their way up. What the why people were sitting in the waiting room of my doctor, no masks. That's not okay I, don't I don't understand people who are refusing to wear masks is not that hard. It is not that much of an inconvenience to you when it can literally prevent the spread of this disease that could kill people so. Yeah! No, I fully was losing mishit via text message. Also some check just came and sat next on. The couch is like it is empty in here why? Here Oh my God. My God. It's horrible just this. We're just GONNA. Have AGORAPHOBIA are the I? Really? I was telling me like I feel like I'm developing agoraphobia at. It's like not great. I'm already an anxious person to begin with so. Oh, yeah I definitely had. I think earlier like March and April I was really in the everything outside Super Scary and everything is Hell and so like I'd be out just in the car with Chris driving around for like a dog ride, whereas stick my head on the window, and like so anxious. I wanted to vomit. Yeah, and now I've kind of accepted that we're all GONNA die. True, good point good point. 'cause like. It's the cops don't kill us. And if Cova doesn't than murder, Hornets or South, there's always something waiting to kill you, fuck! What is it yellowstone? Dara's doing some bubbling. That hurricanes tornadoes like. It's only a matter of time. I think the Apocalypse Navy here. A might be honestly I'm ready for it. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, I don't WanNa be in the post apocalypse movie that hurt. Yeah I would not I would not last at all. Watching Oh. Really off. There's just a lot going on right now. It's kind of hard to stay focused, but so i. Made probably a really bad decision. And I decided like a couple of weeks ago I. Wanted to start watching dance moms because. I've seen a ton of a ton of like clips on it. I've seen a ton of dance. Mom Clips on Tiktok and I was like okay. This is and this is. This is my shit and I've heard about it before, but I've never gotten into it and I made a mistake because I'm into it now and yeah, actually it was just canceled like a week ago. Because of Abby Lee Miller being being racist, which I mean nobody anybody who's watched the show like she's not a good person, so. Anyway so I've been watching that and I think my husband wants to die because he hates it so much, but I just love. It's just so funny to watch because. It's not even the kids like. The kids are so nice to each other. They're so sweet. They're so talented like I. genuinely enjoy watching them dancer so talented, and it's not even them. That's mean the MOMS and the dance instructor are so mean, and so petty, and it's just like. How are these grown women? It's it's a great call, dance, MOMS and not oh. Yeah, dance, kids. Yeah fucking Shit Ed kids. Yeah, yeah. It's. It's a lot, but it's been fun. There's a there's a lot out there. There's like thirty episodes per season, and there's like six season, so I'm GonNa for a while and I. Know I have almost jumped the shark like that on the real housewives franchise. I ever really watched one, but I love the memes, and it feels like it's just nonstop drama action. It is I've seen. My Mom really likes real housewife, so I've seen like the occasional episode of it, and it's always been like so much, and I can tell I probably really get into it if I like tried, but I came tired to get like hard to yeah, it's like where to start there so many different like spinoffs, and there's like people who are in some and in other. It's just like there's so much i. don't even know where to start with it. We need like A. Real housewives explainer. Those like order to watch real housewives in. Please send it to us. Yeah, we could definitely do that. That'd be a good. Show to cover on the ship, a good show to cover on the podcast probably. Like there'd be a lot to talk about. Okay, do we want to talk about these assholes? Let's talk about let's let's finish them off. We want to start with like the final episode talking about that, and then we'll get into the tell all. Yeah, because now I feel not a lot happened in the final episode to be honest. leaving. Yeah, it was pretty I. Don't know. especially compared to the earlier episodes of wasn't a lot going on, yeah. Written out so long ago. I now I know. Oh so it was men got married right? Yes, they got married. Yeah. They decided I guess that. They're fighting could be something that they could get over and Lord, they decided to get married so. God and. Varian Jaffrey Aubrey were. Talking about the Bar Bullshit Yeah I don't even know what to say about this episode. It was just kind of like. Yeah, yeah, we could just go through in like. We'll talk about the highlights for each one only for a couple of minutes, and then we'll go into the tell all because that's where the real juicy stuff is in the hall. So Jeffrey and Vara a I honestly felt really bad for Mary because she just got completely like cast to the side and Jeffrey's like okay with area now and it's like. I mean I'm not Mary's biggest fans. She doesn't seem like my type. Gal, but like. That's not a way to treat someone, so I felt bad for her. No. And I don't know how much of that Mary subplot was like legit. Yeah, for sure because it kind of seemed. But also. Yeah there's they're definitely. They're all messy, so they are all messy, but I feel like this whole story line especially from when Vara visit Jeffrey in America like I feel like that. To that point on was all pretty like. Scripted for the most part, or at least planned out, yeah, at least like orchestrated by TLC, yes. Here's a ticket, Baria. You DO WANNA. Go see him right. Yeah, so this season ended for them with various going back to Russia and Jeffrey proposing. She goes back again and this time she says yes. I'm not entirely sure what has changed between the time. She said no to this time, but and we'll never know because he and Joffrey are not on. Walls because he is a shit Lord. He is yes, we will. We'll get into that in a second, but yeah, it's. It's just like I. Don't I, don't know. Yeah. I don't know she's still doesn't seem like. She likes him very much on Instagram with house, playing to the audience or if. She and him are actually on the outs. Yeah, I would be interested to see like a instagram. Live with Vara. Telling she's been doing them. I just haven't been watching them. 'cause. Yeah, I don't really exhausting. Yeah, I! Don't really watch them but I follow like the sub submitted and stuff so I figure if she says anything Super Portent, they would post it on their very true, though I haven't seen anything, so we'll see. We'll see I add I. Don't have a lot of hope for the let's be real. No I did I. Don't know if I sent you the video today, but there. She posted a video of Jeffrey swinging on a vine. Swing and he's like testing it testing it goes to swing swings all the way, and then it breaks at the end, and he's on his ass down the hill and conscious to hear her laugh while she's felt like he, it was so satisfying. Yes, that was awesome. All right, so let's see. So Ed this this episode Him, talking to his daughter, and trying to make amends with his daughter for early, not caring about. What she thought about the relationship and just you know pursuing it regardless of what she thought. I. There's not a lot to say. I think. She ended up forgiving him. Yeah? He. A A in for this episode definitely thought that Tiffany has daughter was. Someone I could sympathize with, and then she very quickly changed my mind on that. Yeah, that's how. Great I was like. Oh Yeah, you know I mean. I get why you would feel. It's weird that your dad's dating someone six years younger than you. Thought she was pretty reasonable in this episode, so yeah, it was pretty disappointing this era in the doll but Young. So who do you WanNa talk about next Stephanie and Erica Guess Ye Yeah. Let's talk about them. One of the ones that kind of more happened because Stephanie s file came out to her family finally And her mind. Your mom took it pretty well. I think she. I mean she wasn't quite as. No big deal. Yes, it wasn't quite as no big deal. As it was with Erica's parents, but it was more that I think her mom wanted. Step months grandkids. Yeah yeah, still have grandkids Buchanan Yeah but she seemed. You know accepting of it and seemed happy that. Stephanie finally told her the truth. so that's good at least at least that. Storyline came to a close and shouldn't have to find out about her daughter. Being Bisexual on national television, yeah or tabloids God tabloids of being told anything by tablets seems like the worst. Yeah, no. Her mom was Kinda Mad, but I also feel like it's. Not, a reaction, really either way. like maybe she did before. Yeah Yeah. Yeah and I think she had to have been suspicious that something was going on. Because it's pretty clear that Stephanie was hiding something pretty big about the trip in her life, so I mean why she's being filmed like yes, this film crew and she's like about me and. Friends yeah exactly so I. Mean She had to be? She had to have at least had that thought in mind so? A now. Stephanie has bought a new house. And just buying her Mama House, I guess I. Don't know she's made so much money off. Youtube now. That's cool. I tried to for like six weeks and I. Hated it, so the worst I did it when I was like two thousand eight when Youtube was still like Pure. And I think lasted like two months. Yeah, it's not for me. It's it's not for me. All right okay. This is such like an uninspiring episode. It was going to get into the fun stuff in a minute. Let's real quick so we. Yulon done Williams. Was it a lot, but? Basically it just showed that Yolanda daughter insisted that she talked to a private investigator to get to the bottom of what the fuck is going on with Williams and so. That's pretty much it. They just talked arrived. Investigator and I mean. We all we all know well now. On. The tell all which was funny. Yeah! Random people they asked. I mean. Hey, it's the production was I gue- guess they didn't have to spend money to like fly people out so true. You could just ask people to turn on their Webcam talk for a second, so you gotTa. Do is pay for your zoom license or whatever they were using exactly. Of His. We did Yolanda we didn't really talk about Lisa newsmen, but. Still, got married fucking. This dress is insane yoga pants. It was yeah it was a lot. Let's see to Darcy Tom. They're still on so tom again tries to reach out to Darcy again, but then he liked pretended to be somebody else. I don't even know what was happening. He was like. I don't know. He pretended like he was a friend of Tom. I don't know, and then his mom apparently reached out to Darcy it's like Jesus Dude like how fucking biotic he she has made it clear that she has done with you and you've made nothing but a fool of yourself in front of her so like the whole refunding. She says like I. Don't want to be around you is. You've been cheating on her. You already said that you thought everything was over select. Now that she's finally puts her foot down and puts that hard boundary, and like us wanted to stringer along yet. Your. And I hope you feel bad, this is my essay on Tom is the worst person on the show. I fucking hate him. Yeah do, too. He's he was very interesting in the. Tell all to on, we'll get. fucking man child exactly so I think the last couple we haven't touched on is David and Lana. Lana who just out was real? On. Shooting is definitely not really into David. That is very clear. I think to anybody and everybody WHO's. Interacted anyway exactly who is not David for David not really but like. Crete men. Has Girl. Don't don't do it. There isn't no money that can make that enough. That's probably the easiest sexpert is just online dating. That's true. That's true, but my God it's so awkward, so yeah. This episode David gives her a phone so that they can talk outside of the website which will get back to the phone and a little bit. And then holy. So the last thing that happens with them is that David proposes to Lana in the airport on the way back home and she says yes yup. There in Asia awkwardly. WHO's a beautiful moment was? Okay, so that's the last episode, so that kind of wraps things up. Let's. Let's move on to the funds. Let's get to the good stuff so one thing. I did talk about. which we mentioned on which we just mentioned. Is that David Lula one thing that I wanted to mention that we just talked about is that Jeffrey and aren't on the show, and that's because I guess right. After the show started, it was kind of a came to light that Jeffrey had. Domestic violence charges against him, and a lot of people were upset that he was on the show. You know making money from the show all that kind of stuff and so TLC said that he would not be invited to tell all which I thought was good, but at the same time they didn't even mention why he wasn't at the. Tell all it related Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Loria aren't here today, and it's like okay, but let's talk about why. I know it was. It was weird that they didn't say anything, but I also kind of get. Didn't WANNA open that can of worms of now I'm. Jeffries just waiting for them to say something so he can sue TLC. That's true. That's true. Fart man, he does like the type that would just. Lose his mind at a possible moment. All right, do you want to start with? Do we talk about all three episodes at once or do we just want to talk about them? Separately I say, let's just like go for it and just okay. Talk about all at once. Because I I watched the first two together so I can't even like separate. What happened in which episodes? Oh Yeah Okay Yeah so the first people in my note are avery ash. Do you to start with them yet? Mine too okay. So apparently starts out by saying that they were supposed to be together for the tell all, but they weren't because they broke up I guess, right before I don't know. I don't know the situation. I guess I, guess. I I don't know. But. Yeah, so they broke up, so they're no longer together. which let's be honest. WHO's surprised? Literally? No one no one eight Harkin Avery, other ballum on me because she was saying you know ashes always lying to me that this was the last straw that he lied to me this final time, and it was that he wasn't doing the same diet as her. Yeah, it was weird and I think I. do think she meant that. She was like annoyed because he was lying about doing it when it was clear he wasn't with I. Do get that, but still it's like i. mean who fucking cares. Yeah, it's just like a I think. It was just the straw that broke. The camel's back because he's about so much other shit in like. Oil God, them rehashing the seminar that he held. I know I hated having to watch that again. I hated it I hated watching it, but I loved watching his face a little corner. Yes, part. Yeah at least he. He admitted that like what he said wasn't cool and like he didn't want. He said so at least he like admits that key. Clearly, he was wrong and what he said I. Have faith in him changing that? But at least she admits that he sounded like a complete fucking asshole I misspoke and it's like really. Young now you, didn't you just not? It would be taken differently. Had Ideas and people pay you to essentially date them on the Internet? Because that's the only relationship advice, you could theoretically be actually giving. It's just. Habit eleven like a hair. This is bullshit. Yes. I also have in my note. That is one of the things that ash said during the season. That was like what the fuck was when he was talking to Abraham. He said that I'm single now and he claims on the tell all that he meant. Oh, I just mean that I'm not married right now, and it's like we're whole. Okay. That's like if you're in a relationship with somebody, you don't say I'm single even if you're not married, sorry. Okay and I have to go. I think we're going to have to go a little bit out of order because I have the time about avery and Tom and. Because that's like. An amazing revelation that came out on this. Yes, it was so you want to talk about talent. Okay? Okay, okay, okay, so do it. Tom Is like sorry I will not speak on this call if she is here and everyone's like Darcy and he's like no. Every and we're like what. Very of course we cut to commercial. Just like. And so then avery well, not Tom Vogue and bails is fine. I'm just going to hang up. Oh. Don't WanNa talk about it. We don't talk about it I. Won't you just brought it up? Yeah, exactly you. You are the one that's creating the drama dude so. And second of all, what the fuck! So then he hangs up and avery says yeah, he was sending mediums. Asked me out is said you know maybe as no. And then he set the screen shots to Ash, and said the I was hitting on him. Then hugging comes out that ash says No. He didn't send me screen shots. He just told me just lied to you. Because I was mad at you. Even though they were broken up at that point, they don't have broken up a couple of days, but they were still broken up so like it's his fucking business. Who Ash who avery is talking to on Instagram? Like so that's the whole thing that really bothered me is like. Tom was talking to ash like trying to get her in trouble when they're already fucking broken up. Dude like you're just trying to start shit and it's not cute. You're an old dude like stop. Who wants to stay on the fucking show, that's. I mean especially with the revelation that he also had reached out to Stephanie and Lisa and somebody else right. I think so there's a lot, but yet he like he was like. Oh Yeah I would definitely date Stephanie. I want to go on a date with Steph. It was like it's so gross I just the way that he talks about women like it's just not. He doesn't treat them like they're. No and it's gross. And so I guess to fall him and Darcy. Obviously. We're on this. Yes my hand. Here ago. I loved Darcy's outfit. She looked like Britney Spears and it was everything. I loved her outfit, but her wig as. I'm trying to pull it forward because pull it forward, just league. This a little bit. God. They really didn't have a lot. She seemed real drunk. She I'm sure she had to been and honestly I. Don't blame you at all girl like you have yourself some wine before you get audits. Call with your. Study else. Yes, who seen WHO's seen your entire relationship? Pan Out one thing that Lisa said during their section, was you? You two were my favorite love story and I was like what the fuck love stories have you been washing if Tom Darcy are your top like Ot. P. I I saw I was like what love story. First of all, there was still. Existed in the same place, they met each other and from day one. They fought like cats and dogs until. In Tom, just gaslight at Darcy until. She had no choice but to leave so. Fuck Tom. Am I right buck, dom. Would say he's almost worse than Ed. Yes? Yes, because he knows what he's doing, he does he's. He's awful he is. A Darcy Tom Feelings, no I said I was surprised they they both seemed very reasonable on this. Are Mattel each other Tom got crazy, but tom seemed fairly reasonable to. Darcy and Darcy was very reasonable to Tom, so they were not much going on their deadly like. Wall, some of the things that d'arcy said two other couples and stuff she she had some good takes and support for some people, but then also she was just kind. Smiling and nodding along the whole tie s, O, like what are you smiling and nodding along to? Feel that, though sometimes you just got smile and nod. Especially when you probably had like eight cocktails. True True. All right, who do we WANNA talk about next? Should we talk about who will talk next next on your list? My next one is ed in rose, but that's a big one. We can talk about them. Let's do it rose. Okay, yeah, I was just do it because. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I felt really bad for rose because it was clear, she was upset and she had to request a translator because she said she was having a really hard time. Talking about her feelings and expressing her feelings I'm sure especially in a second language so I'm glad they had a translator there for her. It was so much I. Love Roses Still Love Rosen. I hate anyone who thinks that rose lying about any of this. Yeah, and if she was than. She deserves it because he's a fucking sex tourist. He has which apparently was cut out of the tell all it was in the leaked version where David starts calling it out for being a sex tourist. Why would that be cut out? We need to stuff. We need to see rest of all David what. Yeah I. Mean Come On. To sex tourism. He said we'll get into David because there's talk about with that, but yeah and. Feel like this just made. Add come off even worse because they were. Both accusing each other of like who reached out I and everything and whatever but. Ed then says. After they reached out, he said that he was ready to give up his daughter again to go back to daughter. Look on the line I was like. How can you say stuff like? How can you think like anything like that would be okay to say yeah, especially on TV? About things like that like I. Don't think I'd ever say that. Because I wouldn't ever feel exactly exactly what the fuck is wrong with him for real. He's trash man in a trash can. He did tell her to shave her legs. So like we knew. We. All have to know that's that's A. Yes, we all know that type of guy. Who Asks you shave your legs, but? Another thing that really bothered me about it on this was he. Kind of Ruby revealed that rose, had dated a woman after he left and the way that he was talking about, and it was almost like he was. He was annoyed that he she didn't tell him that she was interested in girls. It was kind of like the way that he revealed it. It was like him be like Oh. She was hiding this big secret for me Oh. My God she dated a girl. It's not my fault. The she dumped me. It's because she's a lesbian. Exactly. It was just like a really kind of gross way to bring it up when it's like dude like. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all, so she's twenty three years old. Of course pictures like when you messenger like just been like no sorry. I got someone else piece exactly and I mean whatever I just fucking hate Ed yeah. I did like that baby girl Lisa said no one. No woman in America would tolerate your behavior. Which is why you've had to go elsewhere. Yes, yes, baby, earliest. Please look in the mirror about that for real though for real yeah. Did Ed in rows. have any of their friends come on? Now just tiffany that was on the Tom. And understandably upset. Yeah, she was upset. Because of what I mean I would be devastated if you're if I hear my dad's a yeah, I'm willing to give up my daughter to go and meet a girl who like I already tried to have a relationship with and I clearly can, and I'm clearly just like sexualizing somebody and an entire culture and being gross, but that's worth more than my daughter like I. Talking it's devastating. I felt so bad for her. That then of course hurt. People hurt people and she. Rose. I was so annoyed with her because it's just. It is so clear to everybody that at is in the wrong, just like naturally just based on age alone, and like the power dynamics, ed is completely in the wrong and the facts that tiffany was screaming at rose for the things that her add it. It's like victim blaming and it's not cool and just because he's your dad doesn't mean you have to stick up for everything he does. Because clearly he has some pretty questionable morals, and like this is just like the weirdest Fuckin- hill to die on for her because she literally was like. Ready to disown her dad, basically for dating Alex Years Younger than her, and then she goes, lashes out at rose about it which I get it I understand. It was probably like the worst fucking situation and ten hours of filming in whatever but. Just Shit on your dad exactly yeah exactly. Shit. You can call them out your twenty nine years old i. believe in you, yeah. And it was revealed that Ed had apparently asked offered to pay for a sex tape of. Rose and it's like come on. It's just he's just like. He's gross and. A. Like I don't doubt that for one second on. No, not me either Say. Did you see? EDS on cameo for the like where you can buy. Does how much he charging for his. Four, hundred dollars. Oh my fucking. God No. I want to go and Cameo and I'm going to see how much it is to get. WHO's a pop music popular person right now? Who is now? WHO's a? Recognize any of these people I know. They're all olds. Okay. He's charging more than Sean. Astin San Wise Gandhi. Okay, yeah, come on now. I know I've seen I've seen like cameos from like other ninety day. Fiance people who are charging like thirty or forty bucks or something like that. Four hundred dollars is crazy. Please! Do not give that man any money, please. Don't don't do it. We don't. We don't do that in our lives now. There was one where he was dancing. I duNno, it was all really gross. That's not something I wanna see. I, don't like you would have to pay me four hundred dollars to watch that yeah yeah yeah. That was the painting I got for. Googling Ninety Day, fiance, how dare you? Yeah I! Don't know. was really kind of had to say about them. Yeah me, too. He was being a shit. She as usual. Like. Yeah, he's just Shit Lord, and again he brings up. Did you know that your sister asked me for money? And it's like was forty five dollars. Yeah and also like we went over that and the answer was no and so. I just. said he's literally said. Don't tell rose about this. Yeah. It's clear that she did not know and you need to give that up. Because get over, it It definitely wasn't a spy-versus-spy Shit Yeah. All right. Do you WANNA move onto Yolanda Williams because I don't have time for them, but I don't either report, God. Yeah you do it. You do the honor you tell us about Yolanda this episode so this episode. It was mostly just her talking. also had the private investigator which we talked about A. He was on talking about his thoughts and he said that I. Mean it was pretty clear to everyone that. Williams's scammer. You don't have to do a lot of digging to figure that out. said, maybe like an identity, theft type, scammer, but yeah I don't know. I. Don't know Yeah. There wasn't a whole sale at this earned that I still don't understand how Yolanda still thinks Williams. Israel yeah. Oh, I forgot. Wonder Got Cova and went to Coa. Yes, yes, I had that in a different section my notes, but yeah. It was like she was like yeah early. In December I have the flu really bad. I was put on a ventilator. I went to a coma and everyone's like that sounds familiar and she's like well. I mean it was in December, so it was before like covid was a thing here so like she wasn't able to be tested, but like. Come on now it's. A little too coincidental to not be Goget. Yeah, especially because they're finding more and more cases that were in December and January. Right like right. Of course yeah, that was wild and we did get the. Fight between Yolanda Shawn Robinson the host and Lee Son. WHO's Mon- about? If the SCAMMER isn't a Jerry is not oh. Yes, if he's a yahoo boy. Gets three hundred year. I'm sure she does you know she's rolling them in she, of yeah, that was kind of. To hear this men talk about Nigerian scammers. Yeah interesting. It was very weird and like the fact that pay differentiated between the different like. Sections of Nigerian society like Igbo versus everybody else like. Love, seems very weird and bad feeling to me. yeah I I would be interested to see like other Nigerians. Take on that. Or people who are familiar with Nigeria at least. But yes, yeah, no! That was wild. That's another Nigerian accent. Yeah, it's like Oh okay. Didn't release on looking at Jillian accent didn't sound like an English accent. Yeah, for sure did not sound like an English accent. English as a second language English accent now y'all Gilan. So claims that the reason why she believed all this is because love is blind. In his mind, okay, honey. If that's what you need to tell yourself you tried, did it new? You got catfish tonight. You can just go and meet real dudes at the. She say the casinos. And the market or something? Yes, something like that. Okay so part of this that they did cut out was during this. Lisa starts freaking out about Yahoo Boys, and how y'all boys and Nigerian people are doing Voodoo all the time on the internet in their blood rituals and this. Is like join this facebook group. It's like scammers scamming. America or something and. She went into full as meltdown. About I'm I'm glad that they did not put that on the episode. Because can only take so many baby girl Lisa meltdown you know. You know she was wild. Oh, she did at one point at say that she was getting gang banged. Lisa when she meant ganged up on which. Me All of do we want to move on to lease? Maybe sure yeah, let's just that we're talking about him. Yeah, so I'm going to preface this with the fact that. Lisa very frequently. Call this man the inward. and. That's why she's been fired from TLC because she said it frequently on the tell all the leaked part. Oh my gosh, and I mean I'm not at all surprised like you could tell just by looking at her and see how she reacts to things that she would probably use the N. Word Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's the worst and so let's see. Says that least calls him an inward frequently and in Lisa starts screaming about opening that he's opened a can of worms, and that's why that's right before they do the. Are All American woman like her, Oh okay, so that definitely contextualized avery being like no yeah, a lot more because guess Laura Lot of married women are kind of brash comparatively, but no not throw hundred inward around. How aware! Yeah! Yeah? Yeah Wow. It was a lot I think their whole friends. Section also got cut because he didn't see any of Lisa friends now now now, yeah! They got into a huge fight apparently about. Everything. No wonder this tell all took so fucking long. The film I mean if they each have to get into their own like multi-tiered. During the televising. ADDS up after a while. One of my things, so this is going back to the stuff. That was actually aired yet when? Air That laundry everyone I mean. That's definitely something that needs to be needs to be talked about for sure, but my I quote from Lisa was John. The host was asking them about were or not, and she said Oh. We didn't break up. We just blocked each other on everything. Yeah Very. They're the most in the worst communicating and I don't know how they've made it this far, but I'm glad that they. Are Not living in the same country though she did intimate that she was gonNA move to Nigeria. Yes because uh, spent said that he has no intention of moving to the United States. Yeah, which Larry is because all of Lee's incentive figuring about what if he's just using the green card none another. Yeah, he's like. Don't want to go there. I'M NOT GONNA, go there anyway. Yeah, they had some very interesting. Conversation about. Their future plans, because not only does that come out, but it was also talked about that. US Man is interested in polygamy. Because that's something that is very common where he's from, and he said he especially wants it because Lisa might not be able to give them a trial honey. I can tote the if you give me one. Can tote it I. Just Knee J. Egg. God! Oh, no, it was just so gross weird, and it's hilarious that like getting a second wife to. In fertilize in fertilizes the word fertilize. John Yet. With a baby. Like, that isn't even like the biggest craziest thing this part. Yeah did they put on the regular part of the show that Lisa lost a toe now? Okay, so apparently she burst a blood vessel in her pinky toe before she went to. Nigeria went to Nigeria, and by the time she was coming home. It was black and gangrenous. So, now by calling her baby toe Lisa because she lost her baby Toe Ono It's so much Oh my God. How could you just like not get the I? Mean I know that you're not in at home, but like I feel like. If one of my toes was turning color, I've diabetes so I would definitely get. It checked out, but like regardless like. No, there are hospitals in Nigeria exactly and lots of people speak English there and do you know someone who speaks English and right local language? So maybe don't let your toe literally fucking fall off. Holy Shit Lisa. Lake. This girl this girl. I just wanted to know like if us man does get it other wife like. How is she going to be able to fucking handle that? She cannot handle girls telling them that. Telling him that like his music. How can he handle her sleeping with a him sleeping with another woman? Yeah, she's just GonNa make him treat her like Shit. Yeah pretty much. She says in the Doghouse. Y- apparently she's not apparently she said on the tell all. I'll just take more husbands. That is a reasonable response. I guess yeah so I. Just I just don't know I just I feel like their entire relationship is just. Like spite. Marrying other people well Yeah I. Just think that he's GonNa find someone new Nice. And she's going to end up with some adjarian divorce papers in her mailbox. Yes, I think that is probably probably true. So apparently, she was his first serious relationship as well. which colors this a lot. Yes, so. Like you're I, know, I was willing to put up with a lot more. My first serious relationship so. especially to someone, more experienced has been married before that right stuff right, but turns out his Mama's right in. To. Be Racist at him. Yeah. She's Gross Mommy New Mommy knows best. Okay so yeah I. Don't think I have anything else really to say about them other than. We said. Please don't ever use the word. Gang banged ever again. Now! Apart from the fact, please don't ever call anyone the inward ever right right secondarily, also look up. What gang is maybe won't use it in your language very often. Bali, she has it in there. Okay, let's move on. You. WanNa talk about. Let's talk about Seventy Erica. move onto them. I really like I. Love. Erica I hate Stephanie, but man their friends. Are. Friends are fucking horrible. In God heather. Had Awful I can't even she was so drunk and she's like well. Just because I'm Italian league yeah. That's not an excuse to be mean to people. Also I just don't understand why. Both of Steffi's friends were getting so heated when they literally weren't even there. They didn't interact with Eric at all. At least Erika's friend was like there and met Stephanie and saw them together. So I. Just don't understand why. They had so much shit to say when it's like. You weren't even fucking there. And they were like they were like Arguing with Erica about stuff, Stephanie had said. He had literally just said it like where she's like. Yeah, you know I just didn't really feel like I. WanNa the intimate in the Erica's like. Yeah, you know intercedes really important. The Heather's like Oh, into Houston expect her to be intimate on the first day there and it was just like weird. Yeah, it was weird and it annoyed me so much because heather just would not let Erica, say anything. She just kept talking over her and. It was really frustrating to watch. I felt so bad for Erica I would've lost my talking shit if I were. Lake! I, Dunno, it just baffles me. That Stephanie is still can put someone to blame of the whole thing on Erica because Stephanie is online persona enter real life persona are two different people. And it's not like online. Personas even like just a facet of her. It's like an entirely different person. She sexual. She doesn't like a lot of intimacy. Whatever like that's fine, but don't put that image out there and then be mad when people call you on it exactly like. It's fine if you're not going to be like that, but you can't. Saul aircraft expecting you to be more like you've presented yourself online, which has been your entire relationship with her, so yeah, did you catch the part where Stephanie was like mad? That Erica hadn't watched all of her videos. Yes, Oh, my Gosh I. have it in my nose. Hold on. Oh, yeah I said it's bullshit. That Stephanie is blaming Erica for not watching videos and knowing stuff about her like she was talking about like I don't remember what the exact situation they're talking about, but Eric was like. How was I so so know any of this stuff and she's like? Oh, I've talked about it in my videos before like bitch yet. You have to talk to actual human. Yes, with them. If you WANNA, be in a relationship like you can't just be like. Watch my youtube video on how I. Feel about you exactly now also like. It's just stupid to. Require your significant other to like watch everything you do, listen everything you do like my husband. Listen every podcast high make. He doesn't watch my youtube videos. I make I. Don't fucking care. Like all the important things exactly like you can't expect somebody dating to like. Put everything down and just make you and everything. You do their one hundred percent like a all their attention. It's just not fair. Like all you can ask for his agree tweet. Exactly or like on twitter, all I want a like on the twitter. God I don't know what else to say about them other than. I don't know everyone questioning Stephanie's Bisexuality I do. have some of the same feelings because. It doesn't sound like she would have been as standoffish with the Dude Moso maybe inexperience. Yes, definitely. Stephanie! You're just lying all over the place. Who the fuck knows. It's just hard to figure out what exactly is true with our just because she's so. Fake all the time. I don't think she knows what she wants. And Yeah and she's blaming Rub. Yeah, that's the problem like obviously. That's fine like that's. A saying, but like you can't blame other people for that. You can't be an asshole. Other people because you don't know what you want. Yep. Preach. It ends with Erica said that her Stephanie could absolutely not be friends after this good for her. And I just feel like. Stephanie still doesn't understand like how much she hurt Erica. So yeah, because normally think about herself exactly. But but yeah good for Erica for moving on I. Hope She's. Find someone she's happy with who doesn't tree relationship, and I'm glad she has friends who go to bat for her emotionally aren't. Heather? Yes, exactly when Sean kicked heather off. That was awesome. It was a perfect moment for me. It was great it was great. It was so funny okay. So we did Darcy in Tom. Who else do we have to think? We only have David in Lana left which I wanted to leave them for last. because. They're the most yes. I'm. So Lana didn't show up at all to the Tele was just David, so there's no, there's no. Input from Lana which I don't think. Anybody was auditing here to show up, yes. Yeah says apparently David claims that they are still engaged, but like Lana doesn't really talk to him, so yeah, he's. On the show, where maybe somewhere afterwards that they're still engaged, but he hasn't talked to her in six days, so he thinks that they aren't together anymore, but they're still engaged. I. Don't know how that works. I don't know what that means at all I. Don't know how you could not be together with someone, but also be engaged the same time. Right? I don't get it I. Don't know I don't know why. He's the craziest person. but yeah, so part of the cut part Larry talked about was the tape cult and a sex tourist, which is Hilarious, yes? Edwards really going after David in his section to. What's like hot meat kettle exactly like I I for real call David out. He's gross and like. NEEDS TO A. Big. Reality check but like Ed. Look in the fucking dude. Yes so he says that so first of all data started talking about the ember laws, which is why he can't text. Lana off. The site would yeah. The only way that is reasonable. Because I googled this I needed to know. Yes, thank you. I was curious about this. To the IMBER. Laws are the international marriage broker, registration, accord or something I don't know what. Is On. That means he's going through marriage brokers like he's not on a dating site. He's on a mail order bride site. Yeah, they were talking about how like it used to. Before the Internet was just like he would get sent catalogs, and it's like dude. Wake up! This is not okay. Literally, flipping through pictures, of Women To marry them an all. It's so gross. He says that he is bench. The Ukraine meeting people over twenty times and I don't know I think it was in the part of the deleted the first time he ever went. He went with a group of like forty men who met like. Four hundred women over the course of this time in like he was like. Oh, they're all too aggressive. They all WanNa get married better. I'm like well. That's what you're signing up for exactly what it's like he has. It's almost like he has no idea what he's doing, but he's been doing it for so fucking long that it's like dude. Come on! And now we have that up to at least three hundred thousand. To Talk to these women, and he says that's fine because of a millionaire. Oh my God. This guy drinks his cranberry juice. He doesn't drink water They showed US supplies through lockdown, and it was justly boxes cereal in cranberry juice. who the fuck drinks cranberry juice like that I know. Let's so much like I can. I get into like a cranberry juice space. For like a week. cranberry juice, but don't want cranberry just a year yet. What the illustrates again. How fucked up this guy is. Nobody nobody reasonable drink that much cranberry juice. No! No also yeah, he says that Lana is still on the websites, but she's just talking to friends. On us? Websites for marriage Oh and she can't use the phone that he got her because she can't use the Keep the iphone keyboard with her nails or her. Did any. Eighty here talking on her iphone. On the ninety day fiance intro when she finally was real, and she's friend taken pictures with her short as nails. Also even if you have long nails like you can still use your phone I don't adopt. That's not a sonnet. Excuse David, come on cat. No, it's not an excuse, and it's the same reason I emrah bre like the Ember Lahser just that you can't. Broker a marriage outside of a marriage broker so like. You, can't discuss the visa processing stuff. Right buyer's broker stuff. You can talk to people like just yeah, get to know them. Talk to that I, don't he's so dumb? He's so fucking dumb I'm sorry his so dumb into such A. He really just needs to watch the documentary about those sex dolls in who needs to by himself exacting looking sex doll. They're gonNA programmed because that's all he wants. Yeah and that way you won't have to you know. Talking eight him. The Sean had asked him about why he took lawn bowling in the first kiss and everything and. he was like yeah, every time I go. I take the creating girls bullying because they love to bowl and I'm like. Are you getting this information? It's a well known fact Julianne. Don't you know that Ukrainian Girl's Love Bowling? How do you not know that? When I think of Ukraine? I think of bowling. Women. Okay it's kind of weird, though because My ex-boyfriend Ukrainian and we went bowling all the fucking time. But part of that was because I was dating him. When I was in Grad, school living on campus, and we had like a free bowling alley on campus, but maybe there's something to it what else? Anything else. To say about them. Let's see. Apparently doesn't like being in the public eye nature nauseous which? There that would be high reaction to so I get that I. Don't think date anyone who wanted to be on ninety day, fiance. Let's be real honest. I'm good. Maybe that's maybe she said. Maybe that's why she kept standing up because she didn't want to be a ninety day. Fiance like he was like. You know the film crews going to be there, so I need your. Sign off to show your face. Maybe But it also might just be because David's creep. Yeah I think it's definitely. But she did get an iphone out of it. Though hey, that's cool i. mean you do what you gotta? Do End? Yeah, fuck that I mean. That's nothing there in Russia that's like. Yeah sorry, the Ukraine. Kidding it's not the same thing, but I know I'm not. Close yes. Yes, yes, Eastern Europe! Yeah I don't know I. Don't think I really have much to say at the. Sean made it through this without just designing unplugging your Internet and burning dinner. House yeah I don't either It was interesting to watch I. It's been interesting to watch all of the reunions and things that had to be filmed in quarantine. But I actually really liked the I liked this. Tell all I liked the format of that I thought. A I think Darcy. Somebody else talked about how they felt more confident savings that they probably wouldn't say if they were in person with somebody else so. I thought that was cool and I. I liked it I mean it was long and honestly when I like saw health fucking log, it was I was like I. Do not want to watch all this. It was juicy so. It did it did so I really enjoy the towel and I really enjoyed this season. I thought this was a good season it was it was a really season. Did you watch the new one ninety day, fiance, the other way I have I have not started yet. Okay, so I'm not gonNA spoiled too much for you, but one of the couples is woman who is in her sixties, and she was getting catfish by somebody who was somebody in England and it turned out. It was really this dude in India in. She fell in love with the scammer. Et now she's moving to India with him and he's like thirty and married. Oh cool. So that's your teaser for Oshkosh the other way, I definitely will don't worry I'm excited because I really liked the first season the other way I thought it was. It was really good. So I'm excited to. See? American suffer in other countries I detail. Link? Ninety Day. Fiance is fine is good, but it's it's too much. People just being stuck in Shitty American. Systems, first! Americans being lost as hell in Brazil and having to wear condoms and penis sheaths to. There's nothing better than lap. So like Carini wide, you, Marion, but also I guess I understand. He's a pretty easy mark. Yes, yes, that is for sure. Is there anything else you WANNA talk about. I don't think have anything else I. think that about covers it for this week, but thank you guys for listening. If you guys would like to get in touch with us at all, you can follow us on twitter. FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM and fight us on Patriae on all of those things where TV literate and you can also send emails to TV literate at gmail.com We'd love to get some suggestions on things to watch and cover for the show. We're always. Hearing some suggestions, so feel free to drop those by. And if you have any juicy gossip. Anything if literally anything, you know a duggar email us. Oh my God! Yes, if you know a doug or email us for sure. If you have a good, Doug, story or anything will will read that on the podcast where we will. We we just want some juicy stuff. I just want. I want the details on everybody. Meteo to. Which? All right. Stay safe out there and wear mask. I am Megan I am Jillian. And we, are TV literate.

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Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)

We Hate Movies

05:25 min | 7 months ago

Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)

"What I always flabbergasted at the overstepping Ed Rooney in this movie. Who TAKES HIS JOB WAY? Too fucking seriously at like should be jail business. Being a school administrator. He screams divorced. Sure like it's incredible and you know what high school sweetheart. Maybe that's also why he resents. Bueller definitely went to this high scalp ashore. Second time around. It's that kind of situation. He lives in like Kirk van. Houten apartment complex. There's like Chicago suburb of that mugging deal down at the school. What was his self Paul? Can I borrow just picturing Ed Rooney cover similar? But it's began feeling. Here's the thing Rooney. Once the MOM says Oh yeah I know. My son is home from school. That's the end of the ball. That's it and that's where like. I don't know any fuck in highschool administrator worth their salt as well fuck it. If this kid fails you failed exactly the mothers like doing the things like the end result is the same. Yes exactly Fares Fox himself over a dozen graduate or whatever it's the same as Rooney holding him back. Let it Ride Dude. Also like so so ed calls the mother and she's like oh. I forgot to call on yes. I'm aware he's he's sick. Today did your school. Do that. Definitely forgot to call. They'd be like where the fuck you know your kid. Maybe maybe once in a while but So so he calls always been absent nine times and then I didn't get a car. I got a computer so then. He's like live hacking the results. Here you'd think I'd Rooney could put the nine back gone back into edit this document around with the computer and the hall. You could drive a truck through that you know. Huge plot hole is. This movie was that he's looking at the camera. There ain't no camera real-life who's he talking to? You could drive a truck through that I. It's it is a weird fantastic element of this movie. Which would fare is is like hacking ability. And the whole. Like I'M THE FUCK. In devising the the mannequin of Fuckin- Rollo volume setting how Bologne japs Castro like stranglehold over the fucking highschool. Everybody loves him in this fucking school. Well he had a great literacy program. Amazingly second graders reading perfect. They can read fucking ulysses but it's about what they were really. Yes yes the cause and then like the doorbell doorbell thing yes like that's one you didn't need various bueller. Yeah you know what Ding Dong Ding. Dong no one's answering the door. Well that's that you're only making things worse for yourself. This is Kate. This is why the Jerky boys should have done that. Because it's more audio hijinks that I can't believe. They squandered their shot. I'm still torn up about the boys. I think if you set jerky boys in high school though like wartime my ass ain't GonNa work so well less less common. I would say you think so I would think so. You're saying like if a jerky boy was calling in yes pretending to be sick student with semi s kid. That's known to have a bunch of frogs. Well then I would let him go. It's froggy jobs if it happened to get a what's your what's your mother's number. What's it but also again with that whole thing and like when they do like how he breaks loan out of Seattle by faking this whole grandmother death and then like were given a number to a fake. Fucking funeral parlor. That's great that's great but it's just like by biggest question is I need the time life for how long he's devised this little ski setting up the dummy and the sleep program on the Stereo. It's a lot. It's pretty much a day off to plan the day. Maybe that's why it took nine times. Isn't the big one offer a week preparing for this one day? If you like we just heard one. Listen the full episode good a Patriot Dot com slash movies for all sorts of explosives patriae on content. You get an unique. Rss Feed you can put into any pod kanter or podcast of your choice.

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#724 - Crystal Powell

The Church of What's Happening Now

1:36:31 hr | 1 year ago

#724 - Crystal Powell

"That God I came down from that fucking battery acid will do Monday night greetings from podcast Ville. It's Thursday the third of October. motherfuckers get up wash that pussy and thank God. It gave you another day. The fucking left the flies out of the cave. Listen the church or what's happened. Now is is brought to you by Kettle Bell Kitchen. Listen cal about kitchen was started by two army. Vets who also brothers that mission was to change people's is lives through making healthy foods more accessible eating healthy. Today is on everybody's mind right now what when and how much eat it's hard to to know where to start plus meal planning and prep time is consumed so you don't. WanNa spend your entire Sunday chopping carrots and roasted chickens right this. This is where kettlebells kitchen comes in. Whether you're a vegetarian kito hold dirty or polio they got it. They sent me a little grass. I read steak and some buy some beef slide this tremendous. 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Joe Is Ready to rock this this mother fucking Thursday coming down from that battery Monday nights real thanks Bob Call. Oh Shit jungle and makes me wonder how wikileaks with this. It's like a jungle. It makes me wonder how going quite kindle sometimes going out shit move those Fox's. It's Thursday. Maybe if you love your take at least everywhere people pissing on the stage and not just don't care. I can't take the noise. I got no money to move out. I guess I got no charge does in the back. Check us in the allied with forty years out of his time in Powell's in the house today comedian fucking tremendous all around young woman hails out of the Great State of Texas the one that God created personally great Texas Santa on tap to be here. Thank you for having me beautiful as usual missing a beat bring that sisterhood until the motherfucking church because we need people calling this motherfucker thiab the spirit start complaining some black people and Chinese nineties this month spur came to me and they're like we need a black dude. On the Chinese checkers people go habits could see here. We met through through KITA over a bully buses and it was really funny. I live in a in a weird world right now. I live in a world that people think the fucking. He'll all that robs. I can't and you know what man I'm not looking to the PODCAST. I'm not looking at beyond your show I'm not looking to do your show right. I'm just looking for finance yeah and it's so weird how on people approach you it's always something by by the way and it gets old like say a couple of weeks ago. Sam Tripoli asked me you get pitcher bd when people Bali it asks you to-do rooms and stuff like that. I know you have to get perturbed when they stopped calling. That's when you get mad right now. I love what's going on. It's two people think pulling the wool over. He is can't kills me. You know we have a conversation that my wife and I talked about. The two days disturbed so much really. La But it's my biggest Fuckin- pet be fucking comics yeah I don't like I don't like it and you know what twenty years ago I was the type of Dude I wanNA burn his house hit him with now. Because of whatever you could blast them on facebook. The situation was you went to show in Houston. Not a blast news talk about about educate. Tommy's here and what happens if you don't title before now I've been doing comedy nine years. Now I started actually right here in Los Angeles match you ha ha has. I've always lived in the valley so ha ha was and this was the original and not the new one that we have now and so that was kind of like my home clubs so I would just go around. They're doing open mics and just kept on stand in the Bali and then I moved away moved back to Houston because I got married. I feel for the Dick so the way it went back to Houston for me. I was like a big fish in a little pie 'cause I was coming from. La so that's when I actually started getting to the Houston Improv and then that's when did comedy central with Kevin and when I came back I was stronger but it what happened in Houston. It was just it was unfortunate and you know my personality non-confrontational. I don't like to argue. I don't want no beef but I do feel like if we hadn't have been a fool all cast of women it was my birthday show so it was only females on the show and they duped us at the end. I was married for for five years. I'm actually separated now. We're still not divorced. I was married for five years so it's a blessing for me. Because you know people don't leave taking on the day. You're not going to you. Get separate separate. Wait wait. I'm you know I got some shit in me but I'm GonNa wait till I'm at least fully divorced at least. I don't put that on him. I don't want them problem. At least at least you save me from some embarrassment so those five years you went back to Houston yeah. It was like you you were running amok because you had seen what major lease exactly and now you're in the mile lease. I appreciate it a lot. More walking walk and I went back to New York at ninety three and the nine months The New York circuit and it Foggin Babbitt me right back into reality you know in Colorado call. Some friends boy shows in New York. Everything was a bring a show so I had to sell drugs was just to get my friends and I will not get the coke for your way me. I'm stuck in New York. Comedy Club didn't pay the ten bucks. I'll take Vaca- pay the bugs in one of my bring his and I said this I went to Colorado and I like. It focused everything it. It was like I was doing for two years on bounce go to New York and seeing the struggle the perspective and I went back to Colorado like fucking you know maniac out like what a dunk cones fucking missiles out of Korea. I went back and I didn't look back back because I knew how the struggle was so you would back there for five years you got to you did all those cody one fucking room tax data all of that Kaleen all of that whole you know we even get close. You Know Oklahoma Dallas that whole southern southern route but you're exactly right. It made me appreciate especially now being back in. La like this is the big leagues like you can call you know in in the south in Texas and even like compare compare New York to Denver like it makes you appreciate the struggle when you get back to the the bigger cities like Los Angeles. I try to have pity parties every now and then be like but then I'd be like bits you in the major leagues this is this is the Mecca so Tallahassee Florida talking about man. I can't get up. You're in Los Angeles California at the comedy store store at the you know you're at these monumental places so I just have to put on a big girl panties and keep pushing come to the conclusion getting old getting older all the you know and I can't lie to you. I feel it from time to time at faked performed on a truly win alkyl. Joey and I'm like I really want but I'm gonNA. Point my life where you have to conserve energy because I don't know what's coming. I'M GONNA point my am. I going to call tomorrow and dog. They do fill out of a movie and your name came up. We Need J. Atlanta George Scalp if I'm burned out I'm going to a situation burnt that mm-hmm so I look at an open mic burnt that when you're an open mic easy won't be yeah. I suppose to sleep three hours drinking smoking fucking and that's what it is. It's five years help. Basically you taxes that means. You better get used to driving everywhere every I'm driving eleven hours one time yeah from Houston. This is apple big so this is a the day to get Houston. My Buddy was at the Barney. Say Man Headline of fell admitted the whole team a lot uh-huh going on Mike. Let's go one way. Where are we going to do the fuck and drive with this dude we left before don't coke and then like four. I slept for three hours. I woke up and drove his love in our Midland area eleven twelve our our God and you still not even at the end of the state. I used to go to fuck in Houston. Pay A girl rent. Mike adduced to sleep on the couch couch and I would live with her from Monday to Wednesday. She lived the Hawaii Timah. I would fuck and she got blonde. The TACO Cabana Motherfucker tacos breakfast rock your world. She lived area like West time close to Montrose yeah which is some of the best food in the country. As far as I'm concerned with that fact you the fuck up and I would spend my whole Psalm Tom I would book rocky bottoms and Texas Lubbock Lubbock Google to love yeah at Lubbock Oklahoma City all at its Carolina Texas out Canada's where the magician Jerry Rojas mature so redneck a magician when he ripped the paper and half and people in the audience he satan the devil. They started throwing holy water because they're not you know Texas these route. You know some of these connotes. I never really had a room a problem in Texas redneck room one night and conroe the dude in front of me talking. Shit and that flip the show but I never had a problem in Texas added could say whatever the fuck you want on the outside of Taxes Austin. You gotta be careful. There were a little tight. You can't talk about like in Houston. You can't say Bush on state trump you cassation about trump. Bush clap to College Hippie College Hippie town yeah. So how is it like for you those five you've been married. You know what it's crazy. That's really kind of being married. When I used to hear people say Man Married. It was the hardest should I was ever going to get me closer to guide however it made me focus focus more on just comedy but in my situation it was tough because I'm a woman as you could see and so my husband at the time couldn't handle. Will you know if I'm if I get upset. If I get offstage you already know if I'd do a great job host supposed to come up and piggy back off what I said. Let's make the Shitty funnier Blah Blah Blah yeah but you know the host would come up after me and be like damn you see the titties on this bitch. I won't Fuck Shit. I'd heard meanwhile you know he was from New Orleans so I got him coming from the back of the stage wanting to kick everybody else and in his rightful so somebody's disrespected his queen but I'm up here to do a job so I need you to hold all it. It inside died and it caused me. 'cause that's really the reason one of the reasons that I we separated because he just he couldn't handle the disrespect and he'd get mad at me because I wouldn't let him walk talk. Would you take him to your Goddamn. Shit at that. You go tell your husband. Now you go well. It got to that at the end it was like and if you can't yeah because because he couldn't handle it could not handle the toughest yeah part of being a comic. Is you become. It's like I always think about this. I mean what my wife. Ooh Is. She saying Brad before we. I'm like one of them in the Mafia right now and tonight I gotta go shoot. Somebody Mike when I joined the Mafia. I didn't have this commune at an ad this yeah now. I got this and I gotTa make this work. Yeah Yeah you know when I got married. A whole podcast about dirty is I made a mistake. I got married was ready to get married. How was ready to get mad. It was already be a fucking dad and caused lives of course anguish whatever but when you get into comedy I feel bad for a comedy partner. It has to be a certain type purse. Yes and it's like you got to look at them after the third date and Gomez do I come to your engineering office with you. Know comment do commie women. I ain't cheat Lanya policy issues just a job that was our problem and that's the big problem that win and then then you have the problem when they're dating you as a man and now while you're in Oklahoma with Kevin Hart and Raza Jay and I'm six other brothers. Yes he fucking doc thinking yeah exactly especially. He can't go yeah especially when you come home and go Kevin Game Your Own Alabama Yeah Yeah. What did you do to get that just made a sex tape uh-huh yeah think about guys. Oh you marry the chicken whites. Oh my God doesn't matter. I love handlers. We're going to do that. It's so much fun. Wait till you not to be. She's home do ugly kids and you're on the road Shallan challen t shirts and hats trying to make ends meet because you and I both know it on so you got to fly to Florida and stay for three weeks to break even because if you go back and forth with the plane ticket you you last so what did you go to Florida you. GotTa make sure to Miami for louder West Palm and then during the week gotta find someone that cracked only comes out of your your pocket you staying in Miami next to fuck and the survivors from Bermuda. y'All screaming sensory next yeah you know. I mean that's reality with that. You don't know these things. So how do you explain that you know when I'm calling on my mom I crystal. How how you doing you got that crime baby on you and you've been alone all week and I'm like I'm here with Louis Tacos? Emmy you like I don't give a fun lots fucking crazy. You're not gonNA believe who I met. I met Bill Cosby like Bill Cosby my get your fucking ass all to save that money home and that money home because I'm sitting here by myself with no money so I'm Monday you. GotTa send money home. See how happy that bitches yeah who up the happened after ten years ago. So how is it being married comedian that woman that man has to be so secure yes yup. You see my wife. You met my wife. My wife is over to my wife. She's going to say you know my wife will say how long they take the laundry. You might as well do the laundry while you suckers. Please please tell you watch because she couldn't even my wife. Let go after like three really she had to. You have to let it go. She's involved with what partners she's my comedy. She does the paperwork. She makes the call to the agency. Does the comer summer or what as far as we don't WanNA. I don't WanNa hold something back you do that now. You say something like I took a shit in the backyard one time. I didn't tell her immediately. I told the joke a couple of times at the body. La Lake it back there after we moved from that apartment. That's a tradition was. I should that night that she came upstairs. You Helmet it was a that was the same thing. Most women can't fucking by getting on Facebook at eleven o'clock and I worked at twelve hour shift. I dodge store get on there and they you are you're cut off shirt confided minded a motherfucker and me and Leah Hugging Yeah Kebob that so that's why give it to port husbands sucking uh-huh Carbonari. What do you want for dinner. How about fuck antibiotics and Shit wipes that you put on it bubbles up liquid that you put up the bubbles up all the infections peroxide and monkey blood carbon tolliday all of it hard for you very hard. Where's your ex now. He's in Houston Yeah. We still communicate because the fact my brother told me this because it was so funny my family from the south. My mother was the oldest of four boys so all my family's been married for one hundred years say they don't believe Mova can stab you in your throat dragged down the street and fucking bitch in front of your face and they like well. You need to work it out so my brother was like you know what he showed up at a comedy show and my brother didn't know. I didn't have time to tell element. He just said hey whatever you decide if we love him. I love him if you hate him. I hate him but you don't make another if he wants to be with you and he wants to work the shit out. You don't make another big gesture because I I mean out here and then I moved back to Houston and then when it didn't work out I moved back so we've been in communication but I'm like if you WanNa make this work you gotta come out here because I'm not moving moving anymore because I'm really really blessed to even be able to get back into comedy because you leave L. A. You don't get a lot of people don't get to come back. This is hard like I it doesn't things I brought up to get back here. You leave the line and go to the bathroom and come back and you're like no and that's the start the fucking exactly exactly what I had to do you left and you came back as Motherfucker Yup. That's exactly what some really blessed with that part to be able to get back and we we communicate and don't get me wrong. You know I'm older so it. I shouldn't he streets. I don't I don't have time for the Games. I don't have time no. You can't borrow my car. No you can't nephew nephew. My man and we've been rocking. You can have whatever I have and I'll even get out there and I'm trying to help but if you just semi trying to me these brothers at nowadays and white boys just this men let me borrow your car can borrow some money or can you help me get on this show man. I'm out here struggling myself so it's nothing out here as far as like dating especially especially in California I said I need to go to New York or Texas defined because I like men. I'd like men men. I don't need nobody that I can look at and be like a bitch. I can open hand slept should without him. I can't because I'm the bitch that'll push it that far so I need a man man and preferably nobody in industry like I want a man who got some my hands hands. Don't need to be Rufford in. There's like I get it. Yo hands probably a little south from the lotion and shit and I understand that but I needed to be a callous somewhere. Just what you got. Let me see the day soft and that's okay get. I want you to get exhausted but I need a man. I need a man like a man. It's so crazy when you say the word man when you're eighteen. You think you're a man. Are you walk around down bitches Manley they shouldn't I didn't become a man. I got off cocaine. When I was forty four years old forty five years old I became a man it really you think wow there's a definition to a man yeah and that's just all around the guy support his wife provide a good husband to your wife. Lesson was offer incentives wall GONNA. Make mistakes now. I'm GonNa tell you a bunch of shit up map but the difference between this marriage and my first marriage and really you know and a week before my mother died is she got mad at me and she said I want you to grow up to be and I always knew what she found. The dead it rang in my head and she wasn't talking to fucking bitches them being money or nothing like that. Being a man is just a certain quality yeah. It's a certain thing I just became. A man insists. The forty five mum fifty six nine been a man for eleven fucking years God. You're good. It's not even about looking good. I know but I'm saying for fifty six. She looked great. It's it's it's it's really weird. I down woman before that I wasn't mad at all. I can control myself I could support a family couldn't support among shame to say that couldn't support a family couldn't do a man looks you. You know you spit out three kids. You get really after we fought in John. You know what at football us to watch on Sunday that don't exist t-shirt and give it back because I don't know what you're talking about. You know men look at things won't look men. Look at things that need to be done yeah. This is not the morrow this today. This is the right now and unfortunately ours. He Eli my he had a business he had daycare and he I saw him. Work this from zero students to three hundred but the problem you made this very good comment like `bout when before you joined that Mafia. You didn't have your family when I used to date him way back. In the day. I was a schoolteacher. I was working at a collection agency so then we got got back together years later and I said I'm a comedian. He's like and if you've never heard of me. You're like okay so I'm going on the road everywhere I can. I'm hunting stages so instead of him sticking home to stay with his business he started follow me on the road and then the business started to to you know fall short and then he lost the business business and I don't care what we've had heated arguments and it's my fault you know Oh. I'm out here support and you'll dreams following your dreams which you will get you. Don't care about my dreams number one for fun so my five years was tough man. I don't care what you gotTA. Do you gotta do your job. I yeah you got to put yourself but it's a way to put yourself spurs without being selfish. Okay what you WANNA do. I don't care what I WANNA do. I don't I'm saying my you think I have a wife and do what needs to be done. I don't have the say Rambo whatever came diamond go see Rambo Gilson motherfuckers. I will have a chance to go see ramble. I could tell my wife and daughter at six o'clock dinner. I'm going to see Rambo taking time away from them. So I gotta find a way to see fucking Rambo in the movie theater. That's the difference between being a man Dan. Le Boy Yeah door what needs to be done. We really don't give a fuck. What you like. Don't like you know when I was a kid. You should've heard me. I don't like steak with fat. I don't wipe bread with the way that when my mother died yeah well. Actually I didn't like yeah. I figured out quick so I became a junior man like I know how to do my laundry. I read my own ship but I wasn't oh man. I couldn't cover a red could make a car payment. Anymore wasn't consistent in my actions. I have a job at two two weeks and quit regardless of the consequences. That's not a man yeah. All these little things that men don't do this is what I'm doing on the three three times a week until they put me in a casket and this is what you it doesn't matter what you WanNa do what you have. WHO's waiting for you. It comes to the point now where it's my family I in the envelope second you come dirt. Everybody everything else that comes with it comes dirt families. Emily's versus the bag yup envelope a second everybody else you gotta wait do my podcast and Santa Monica. It's three hours how's Rambo. I be your fucking podcast. I'M GONNA go watch shoot up when I get three hours three like Saturday. My daughter's got a play party at Girls Party. You don't think I'm willing to see rambler inside taking ten edibles how get fucked up console even have a sponsor out. I got date night with the wife so I'm just taking that. Take that hunger from those animals take the date night. I'm GonNa Catholic that four twenty bramble night for I'm going to go with me. 'cause the joke is. GonNa fuck is going to be shooting joke inches short joke joke about not playing with Rambo. 'cause I tell you what I feel like shooting. All these jokes people 'cause original joker was Cesar Romero. Let's leave it there. All right says remember was a Cuban dude on the Batman Causes. With Fidel Castro somewhere another Cesar Romero. Check them out looking Mikey pedia Cesar Romero early original joker anything after that is background motherfucking music he was he was cousins with Fidel wife. Wow does through Fidel Castro. I'll tell you can make up. No about making fun of them would have make something like that up with. Those people people are crazy and they messed up like all that the bigwigs for this movie. They're like cringing because it's making people not want to question. We run a studio Julia. You want a mother fucker. GonNa get shot because that'll draw them up. Tell people not to eat opiates. 'cause they'll kill you. What do people eat China because I doc. Everybody wants the best yeah right to be. They're going to be lying so this fucking move it as a Momma's is the daughter of Jose Martine. Mom is the daughter of Jose Martinez Jose Martinez like a great philosopher in Cuba that wrote all these things but he's like second looking to jump things wow you best joke as a Cuban dude dog s the original fucking joke and he did it to not in nineteen sixty. Why are we are we going to we just did the joke a couple of years ago and I'm GonNa find out what the flight so. Why are we the kids. We've become like that's what you call them not between men and kids men at home going. I would see that if you fuck doc and also like seven. I'm excited to see Rambo too but he's also like seventy years old. Yeah I heard it's the beginning time he killed. There's more people in John. Wick really okay. John Wick is fifty six so you all day. Rambo kills him at seventy. He don't look like barely hanging on a light. I man my heroes that man right there. Charles Bronson is my hero shop more white people and my life in New York. I mean there's motherfucker would shoot shoe New York minute okay. What was the point yeah these old. I don't know how go towards the end. They may death wish for. I walked out of the movie theater. Tears shame on me for even going which was good. death wish to who is good. Jimmy page played the soundtrack but three he was chasing motherfuckers. They wouldn't even sean run. Turn around and this ah back in the seventies that was a show on called Canon original. Ralphie may okay wait. Five hundred pounds. He was is a cop shoot him. Go like this go around a Marlboro. I'm talking eight. I'm watching this going. Come on yeah so this motherfucker going ahead with something like this around five pounds exam Jiao. How did you five years in Houston Yeah. You did everything the Jojoy joke joy. Ken was and you know what it's crazy. I got over there with Kenneth. Joke joint because a a dude promoter. Try to black ball me from the Improv just nonsense so I started going over there. That's what made me the best thing though 'cause it made me start produce amount shows and I was over there with Kenneth joke joy and that's what actually so. I got to see both sides of it. I got to see okay now. Got The stage side but now got the other side when it comes to booking doc in comics making sure they get in make sure they make their flights on time. Make sure regardless of what the door does that everybody gets their money because I never want to be that person because I'm a comedian Indian as well so if you're doing a show me regardless if I gotta go in the back of election. Let me say awesome shit. You'RE GONNA get your money because that's the worst villain in the world to get that. Would you tell them no. They let me let me let me highlight and when you hear that. Shit you already know here comes some bullshit so money then at the end of the GIG. I looked at him. I go Nicole. That's it you already know is bad. It's bad so what happened last week. When you went to Houston I was worried because as we all know that it was under water but that was more of the king would the conroe the north side of Houston but the media had it thinking that Houston was underwater so it was my birthday so I had heat hit everybody and said hey. I don't have to do the show. I'm just doing this as a celebration so let me know if y'all are still come in. Everybody was like knobs we come and we come in so all my friends flew in Tana Donogh Kiana Dancy Kelly Kells. They all flew in town plus. I had some local girls. We had well over one hundred people in there because we're in their counting because we already know like we count like how many people in here cool. I don't even WanNa start taking shots and celebrate until I knew that we were good man. At the end of the night that man passed us four hundred dollars for like five comics and he was like man. I'm sorry I was like no. I was like that's not. This isn't what's going on. We counted. It was just let the people a whole and the tickets were supposed to be twenty five dollars on the Flyer at the door. He went from ten to twenty to nothing. He even was telling people. If you get a bottle if you get a bottle Leche for free and I was like and then he was like well. You're people aren't used to paying. They were upset about twenty dollars. I said that's a lie. I was like my people that comes to me. They're used to going to comedy clubs where they know they're going to pay twenty dollars plus to widen minimal and my homegirl was like came up there and gave them twenty five dollars and they were like. Oh are you with at somebody and she was like no. She's like that gave her money back and they just didn't have good business and also I was supposed to have. I got so many learning lessons out of this and that's the biggest deal. It hurts but it won't happen no more. It kicked my ass but I learned from. It is supposed to have a door girl. They were late picking us up. They told my door Oh. Oh you're good. You don't have to be up here so I didn't have anybody up there. That was saying hey this is wrong. This is what's supposed to be. It's twenty five dollars. Now I could see if the show had started. We we welcome to the show. Okay then you probably want to take that down but they just they just completely messed over. US didn't pay US at the end of the day. They didn't know what they were. Don't the door. They charge some people ten. I think they might have only charged one person twenty dollars because I I was in the back of the four hundred that I did get it was held a tense and he was like I'd rather take something and nothing I was like well. You don't know comedy. I was like because my people are used to paying twenty dollars at the door and they note I got about two items whether some water and some NASA asa cheese Nachos but you gotta get two items and so he just must elvis and then he kept saying oh we're going to bring back and I'm like. Do you really think I wanna work with you again. After you fucked over me and then you fucked over me for pennies imagine if this big envelope you'll kill a bitch you act. You're doing this over a couple thousand dollars. That's not cool. Danny lied about the about about the about the bar and because of the fact that I knew the guy in the back I was back there drinking. He was like no no. Where'd you get a thousand he goes. Oh y'all did well over. Two thousand is an old well over two thousand at the bar so he was like oh well. You're right than the door should have definitely been. y'All should have had more than that from the door. You think so I mean what do you do like. How do you feel for something man like let me tell you something. What got me to hear you. You know have lost your mother. I lost my. That's what got me into comedy. Mother was fifty six. She had a massive heart attack in Texas. You know when you're in college. You don't know who you don't say which city you're from. You just say Oh. I'm from California all foreign. My roommate was from California so my mother passed away. I was mad at my family. I have a sister that teeter-totters back and forth with the drug addiction so my family was was the family small country town. We go hide it so my Momma did everything in the world to hide the fact that my sister was smoking crack but everybody knew it so the doctor have been telling her. Hey take take a break. You know need so when she passed away. I said Fuck it to my whole family. Call my college roommate choose Ashley and Vallejo California. I'm like where's the Hollywood sign like like word fuck so I was in the wrong area and that night when it happened. I was in there crying. My girlfriend's was like don't cry birthday and I was like this is the worst birthday that I've ever had like. I can't believe I'm still going through shit and then I had to have a moment where I'm like bitchy loss. You Bear Joma Day before your birthday eleven years ago so you'll be okay. Hey so strap it up learned. Nobody fuck over you like that again and just keep it pushing so-forth second. It deterred me like man. Should I not be doing shows like I'm not trying to produce shows but I can't let that deter me. I gotTa keep going 'cause and just learn from it this life. You're living yeah opening about pretty basically basically lived from speak conservative when I started getting paid. Maybe Ninety five maybe two thousand twelve wow so the seventeen he is every time. I took a GIG. I had to be cancelled because check bounce checks experts and you learn what he's your friend. Teke check next thing you know go to the restaurant. ATM Card Nomar Jesus described happen yeah taking day he met and now your car don't work and you run to the ATM The ATM talking to you have zero net. Now you realize relates that check you got for six hundred dollars bounced and everything else that you paid for bounced your bills that you had coming out with a new call the guy and the guy's like Oh. We paid did you from the wrong account. You know so flow for whatever till two thousand whatever every GIG I got wiser. I got stronger again not a racist comment by no meat. I'll say it I don't do business with Latino or Black Book Racist Smart Yeah by Frontier Crystal Powers african-americans the American. She knows I'm not racist but the problem that you have you want your money like you guys when you paint the wall. You want your money. When you go to work for eight hours a day. You want your money. What would happen if you worked all week and the guy tells you at the end of the week. Hey I know you get twelve an hour but this week I've got only pays six six. Would you just take the check. Did you imagine living in that fear for seventeen years so now I know people lying down people contact me. I say great. Let me give you a call him and they'll hit me back and go. We don't want to do it through with him. So you ain't real good bye. Thank you yeah be and people get mad at me. I've lost friends comedy friends over this situation situation but I've also explained. I got beat so much yeah for so many years at so many different levels that you know you gotta cover yourself and you got family so you can't take those wants. Mercy was born. I had to play for keeps complaining for keeps Kobe Yourself. I'm sorry you got everybody around me. GotTa pull their own. 'cause I got a baby. I'm playing for keeps got tied trying to be nick and handing off vassal payment money or you don't then I can't believe vessel anytime I leave you. GotTa pay my money festivals for different levels really good but when they using you as a draw for their festival pay me to payment dog. I just went through something four months ago. Recall the motherfucker goodness amount There's just electrical the hassle never end but what they don't know is. I'm from that outhustled uh-huh. Thank you GonNa put it on me. I see it coming a mile leave. The House I called Booker and I said to homeless had in call response we you can. I do your show on Saturday night as a guest. He goes absolutely how much time you do I go. I just want to on that. Do you know I go on twitter next day as I can't wait to see you Saturday night. They put you on a flyer. Put me on the fly quite a call all back and I wait you know me into Saturday. Okay call back a five. I'd say not for nothing. I see you put me on the fly. I didn't I call you and tell you to put me on the special gase who she was kind of a mistake. Let me tell you the big mistake. You're not gonNA see me tension cricket. Yeah he called and called who he's you still calls every week. I don't answer the phone. He brought me we&